E1 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Another Guy Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:12] Jinguuji     S-Sorry. [00:14] Tachibana     No... I'm the one who should apologize. [00:17] Jinguuji     Don't be fooled by appearances. [00:19] Jinguuji     Inside, that's an old guy     who's over thirty. [00:21] Jinguuji     If we just interact normally, it'll be fine. [00:23] Tachibana     Stay calm. Just stay calm. [00:26] Tachibana     My body may have become female,     but I'm a man who's into women. [00:29] Jinguuji     I do not ever want to be in a     romantic relationship with this guy! [00:34] Tachibana     I could never fall in love with a guy! [00:37] narrator     This story is... [00:38] narrator     Well, you may have already     guessed from their reactions. [00:42] narrator     It's a romantic comedy between an old guy     and someone who used to be an old guy. SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who     Reincarnated into a SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout SIGN    Ginza In a restaurant bathroom SIGN    Episode 1 [02:17] Tachibana     Oh, man... SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a .     Fantasy Knockout and Another Guy . [02:19] Tachibana     There's so many cute girls,     it's got me nervous. [02:22] Tachibana     Flight attendants really     are on a different level! [02:24] Jinguuji     Are they? [02:26] Tachibana     Huh? [02:27] Jinguuji     I don't find them interesting at all. [02:29] Jinguuji     I'm more interested in the     fish tank. Did you see it? [02:31] Jinguuji     Fish are wonderful. I get really excited. [02:34] Tachibana     Why did you come to this mixer anyway? [02:36] Jinguuji     Caring even a little about your     appearance makes you attractive. [02:39] Tachibana     Ugh... [02:40] Jinguuji     Get to know the women first, so that     you're not deceived by a stranger. [02:43] Tachibana     Are you my mom or something? [02:45] narrator     These two childhood friends have known      each other since elementary school, [02:49] narrator     but they are not alike at all. SIGN    Jinguuji Tsukasa (32) [02:51] narrator     Jinguuji Tsukasa. SIGN    . Tall . [02:53] narrator     He's tall with handsome features. SIGN    Handsome features [02:55] narrator     No matter what he does, he does it well. SIGN    Excels in both athletics     and academics . [02:57] narrator     He excels in both athletics and academics,      and is clever and confident. SIGN    . .     Roughly 20 Years Ago     . . [03:00] narrator     And because of that... [03:01] narrator     he's been incredibly popular     ever since his school days. SIGN    Middle School [03:04] narrator     Women have fallen for him continuously     for the last 20 years now. SIGN    High School SIGN    University [03:08] narrator     He's never been particularly     interested in women... [03:12] narrator     But as their dark sides have stood     out to him more than anything else, [03:15] narrator     he's developed a complete distrust of women. [03:17] narrator     And that is why... [03:19] Jinguuji     I will only allow you to date     a woman I've approved of. [03:24] Jinguuji     Though I doubt that such a woman exists. [03:26] narrator     That's the excuse he gives, but... [03:29] Jinguuji     I really do feel more comfortable around men. [03:31] Jinguuji     The oasis of my heart is, and     will always be, you alone. [03:34] narrator     He really just doesn't want a woman     to take his best friend from him. [03:38] Tachibana     If you don't see a girl you like,     I wish you'd at least not get in my way. [03:42] Jinguuji     Then why do you always invite me? [03:46] Jinguuji     It's because you know     this will happen, right? [03:48] Tachibana     I-I get nervous coming to these mixers alone. [03:51] Jinguuji     You feel lonesome so easily. [03:53] Jinguuji     Why don't you have a little     more confidence in yourself? [03:55] Tachibana     Confidence, huh? [03:57] Tachibana     That's impossible with you around! SIGN    Tachibana Hinata (32) [04:01] narrator     Tachibana Hinata. [04:02] narrator     Height, weight, etc. all average. SIGN    Average SIGN    Average SIGN    Average [04:04] narrator     Neither good nor bad at anything. [04:06] narrator     This man walks a finely balanced line. [04:08] Tachibana; background     Oh! Um, excuse me! [04:09] narrator     Every woman he has ever fallen     for has been taken by Jinguuji. [04:15] Tachibana     I never imagined it would continue     even after we left school! [04:19] Tachibana     As long as I'm with him,     I'll never get a girlfriend! Ever! [04:23] narrator     The reason he brought Jinguuji to mixers was     to get him married off as quickly as possible. [04:29] Tachibana     But why does this guy have     so little interest in women? [04:32] Tachibana     We're already 32, you know? [04:34] Tachibana     Could it be that he's in love with me? [04:37] narrator     This situation appears very complicated. [04:43] Tachibana     I want to be a woman. [04:44] Tachibana     If I'm always going to feel this small and     miserable, I'd rather just become a woman. [04:48] Tachibana     I want to be a girl so beautiful     that I couldn't possibly exist [04:51] ---     in this world, and have everyone fawn over me. [04:54] Jinguuji     You drank too much, idiot. [04:55] Tachibana     If possible, I'd want to look childlike,     but still be sharp. [04:59] Tachibana     A short loli-type with soft blonde hair...     That would be great! [05:01] Jinguuji     Saying things like that is why     you can't get a woman. [05:03] Tachibana     Oh, shut up! Even I would do fine if     I didn't have someone like you close by! [05:08] Jinguuji     I'm tired of hearing that. [05:10] Tachibana     Out of curiosity... [05:11] Tachibana     What kind of girl would you like? [05:13] Jinguuji     I've never given it any thought. [05:15] Jinguuji     Right now, all I'm thinking about     is seeing you back to your place. [05:19] Tachibana     Why? Why is it always you, Jinguuji? [05:22] Tachibana     You're really despicable, you know that? [05:25] Tachibana     You're popular and cool. It's no fair... [05:28] Tachibana     Blast it. You moron... [05:32] Jinguuji     And the only one who'd spend time with     someone as despicable as me is you. [05:38] Jinguuji     Come on, wake up! [05:40] goddess     Say... Is it dead? [05:44] Jinguuji     Wha—?! [05:45] Jinguuji     A bizarre, half-naked, LED woman! [05:47] goddess     It's a halo! A halo! [05:49] goddess     You're a very rude human! [05:53] goddess     Alive then, is he? [05:55] goddess     Step aside, Four-Eyes. [05:58] goddess     If he lives, then I merely need to kill him. [06:02] Jinguuji     Tachibana! [06:06] Jinguuji     Tachibana! [06:08] Jinguuji     Where are you, Tachibana? [06:11] Jinguuji     You're safe. I'm so glad. [06:13] Jinguuji     Huh? Safe? [06:15] Jinguuji     Safe from what? I can't remember. [06:19] Jinguuji     Hey, wake up, Tachiba— [06:22] Jinguuji     What?! [06:23] Jinguuji     Your body's melted! [06:25] Jinguuji     What is this? It's disgusting! [06:28] Tachibana     Oh, keep it down. You're making my head ring. [06:32] Tachibana     Is this a hangover? [06:33] Tachibana     My head hurts and I feel     like my throat is weird... [06:37] Tachibana     Where are we anyway, Jinguuji? [06:40] Jinguuji     Wh— Wh— [06:41] Tachibana     Huh? [06:42] Jinguuji     Who are you, you snake?! [06:45] Tachibana     Huh? [06:45] Jinguuji     What have you done with Tachibana?! [06:47] Tachibana     What? Did you hit your head or something? [06:49] Tachibana     Forgetting your best friend's     face is pretty harsh. [06:52] Jinguuji     I only have one best friend!      And it isn't you! [06:56] Tachibana     Huh? Whoa! She's cute! [06:58] Tachibana     Who is that? [06:59] Jinguuji     You. [07:02] Tachibana     What?! [07:03] Tachibana     What is this? What's going on? [07:04] Tachibana     I've got stuff I shouldn't up top! [07:06] Tachibana     And I'm missing stuff     I should have down below! [07:08] Tachibana     Why am I in the body of the     perfect woman I dreamed up?! [07:15] Tachibana     Why are you barfing?! [07:17] Jinguuji     It's like Tachibana turned into a girl     and is talking to me. It's sickening. [07:20] Tachibana     I have become a girl and I am talking to you! [07:24] goddess     Do you like it? [07:25] goddess     How is it? What do you think of becoming     the embodiment of your desires? [07:29] Tachibana     What's this? An exhibitionist     woman has suddenly appeared. [07:32] goddess     Both of you are really rude! [07:35] Jinguuji     Desires embodied? [07:37] Jinguuji     What do you mean? [07:38] goddess     When I summoned you here,     I granted you your wish. [07:43] goddess     Welcome to another world, O brave heroes! [07:46] goddess     This world is on the brink of danger, and     the only ones who can save it are heroes! [07:51] goddess     When you have magnificently     defeated the Demon Lord, [07:54] goddess     I shall grant you any wish you like! [07:58] Tachibana     Did you hear that, Jinguuji?     Apparently, we're heroes! [08:01] Jinguuji     Do not be fooled, Tachibana-like woman. [08:03] Jinguuji     This is bound to be some kind of scam. [08:05] Tachibana     You say some really crazy things. [08:07] Jinguuji     I get a very unpleasant feel from this woman. [08:10] Jinguuji     We shouldn't get involved with her. [08:12] goddess     His memories should have been erased. [08:14] goddess     His sharp intuition is a problem. [08:16] Jinguuji     And most importantly... [08:18] Jinguuji     turning you into a woman     was probably her doing. [08:21] Jinguuji     She stole my oasis from me! [08:25] Jinguuji     Humans die without water! [08:28] ---     How am I supposed to live now?! [08:31] Tachibana     You're upset enough to cry? [08:32] Jinguuji     So until you turn Tachibana back,     I will not listen to you! [08:36] Jinguuji     Understand? [08:39] goddess     You dare to give me orders? [08:41] goddess     That stance shows no sign of cooperating... [08:43] goddess     Calling me an LED display, a con artist... [08:45] goddess     Quit pushing your luck, Four-Eyes... [08:47] goddess     I am a goddess of love and beauty! [08:50] goddess     You lower life-forms need     to learn your place. [08:53] goddess     Fine. You're only here to     make up the numbers anyway. [08:55] goddess     I'll go ahead and make use     of you for some amusement. [08:59] goddess     Rejoice! [09:00] goddess     For good or ill, I cast this curse which     shall make you want to save this world! [09:08] goddess     Breaking the curse, returning     everything to normal... [09:11] goddess     All of it is possible if     you defeat Demon Lord! [09:13] goddess     So go ahead and try your best! [09:15] goddess     Bye-bye! [09:19] Tachibana     What was all that? [09:21] Jinguuji     Let's be logical for a moment. [09:23] Jinguuji     I've been trying to make sense of the     situation we've found ourselves in... [09:26] Tachibana     Yeah. It's been so chaotic, I've got no idea. [09:30] Tachibana     And I'm starting to get hungry. [09:32] Tachibana     What are we supposed to     do about food and water? [09:35] Tachibana     Jinguuji? [09:37] Jinguuji     Y-You're cute... [09:40] Tachibana     What? [09:40] Jinguuji     What? [09:41] Jinguuji     What am I saying? [09:44] Tachibana     Were you just staring at me in fascination? [09:46] Tachibana     I am ridiculously cute right now... [09:49] Tachibana     But we need to think seriously right now. [09:52] Tachibana     Depending on what we do,     we might have to camp— [09:54] Jinguuji     S-Sorry. [09:55] Jinguuji     I don't know what's going on myself. [09:57] Jinguuji     It's just that this strange     feeling welled up inside me, [10:00] Jinguuji     and I couldn't withstand it... [10:06] Jinguuji     Blast it. My heart rate is     strangely fast. What is this? [10:10] Tachibana     He's so cool... Jinguuji seems so cool! [10:13] Tachibana     Those piercing eyes and     that always perfect hair! [10:16] Tachibana     His build is slender, but strong! [10:19] Tachibana     And now that I'm this short, I understand     how reliable 180 cm can seem! [10:22] Tachibana     Even as another man,     I've thought he was cool, but... [10:25] Jinguuji     Those features which retain     a hint of childlike youth! [10:27] Jinguuji     Those dignified, intelligent blue eyes! [10:29] Jinguuji     That translucent skin and     glorious blonde hair! [10:32] Jinguuji     I've never felt this sense of     impatience before. What is it? [10:35] Jinguuji     Why is it that I can't look away? [10:39] Jinguuji; Tachibana     What is this?! [10:41] (Flashback) goddess     For good or ill, I cast this curse which     shall make you want to save this world! [10:47] Jinguuji; Tachibana     Th-The curse! [10:49] Tachibana     That blasted goddess! [10:50] Tachibana     She wasn't satisfied with     turning me into a woman. [10:52] Tachibana     She cast the worst, nastiest curse     she could as a goddess of love! [10:55] Jinguuji     Which means that I must withstand this [10:58] Jinguuji     to protect our friendship! [11:01] Tachibana     This is bad! Insanely bad! [11:03] Jinguuji     We must break this curse     as quickly as possible! [11:06] narrator     In this moment, their two hearts were as one. [11:11] Tachibana     Let's do this, Jinguuji. [11:13] Jinguuji     Yes. We shall defeat this Demon Lord. [11:17] Jinguuji; Tachibana     Before I fall in love with this guy! [11:21] narrator     This tale is a romantic comedy between an     old guy and someone who used to be an old guy. SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout SIGN    Argh [11:33] Tachibana     I hate this. [11:34] Tachibana     I'm tired! I hate this! My feet hurt! [11:37] Jinguuji     We haven't been hiking for even an hour. [11:39] Jinguuji     Come on, try a little harder. [11:40] Jinguuji     You're going to defeat the Demon Lord, right? [11:42] Tachibana     I don't feel like I can... [11:44] Jinguuji     That part of your personality is     the reason you're not popular. [11:47] Tachibana     Look at these skinny legs! [11:49] Tachibana     This body is way too weak physically! [11:51] Tachibana     And these shoes don't fit!     They're way too big! [11:54] Jinguuji     Don't go thoughtlessly showing     your legs. It's indecent. [11:57] Tachibana     Hey, don't you think it'd be better     to go down the mountain than up? [12:01] Jinguuji     No. [12:02] Jinguuji     Climbing to the top while we can and     checking our surroundings is the soundest choice. [12:06] Jinguuji     Besides... [12:07] Jinguuji     The fact that this isn't our world     has started to set in, right? [12:11] Tachibana     What is that stupidly huge thing anyway? [12:14] Jinguuji     The plants are all things     we've never seen before, too. [12:17] Jinguuji     And it's much too quiet for a mountain. [12:19] Jinguuji     Though there aren't any insects,     there are flowers blooming. It's unsettling. [12:22] Tachibana     You really noticed a lot. [12:24] Tachibana     Then, do you think it'd be     bad to drink the river water? [12:28] Jinguuji     Let's hold off until our     situation becomes critical. [12:31] Tachibana     This being in another world     thing is kinda scary. [12:33] Tachibana     I'm glad I'm with you. [12:36] Jinguuji     Right? Right? [12:38] Tachibana     Still, just leaving us like this     when we don't know anything... [12:41] Tachibana     How savage is that goddess? [12:43] Jinguuji     Well, I bear responsibility in this, too. [12:45] Jinguuji     There is something about this world     which I simply cannot forgive. [12:48] Tachibana     Is that so? [12:50] Jinguuji     The fact that you've become a woman. [12:52] Tachibana     Your dislike is way too focused! [12:53] Tachibana     You already knew that     "unforgivable" thing before! [12:55] Jinguuji     Yes, I did. [12:57] Tachibana     Man...I want a bath. [13:00] Tachibana     Don't you usually start in a     village for this kind of thing? [13:03] Tachibana     And she left us with this weird curse... [13:08] Jinguuji     Is something wrong? [13:09] Tachibana     No! Nothing! [13:11] Tachibana     Crap! This curse is really a problem! [13:15] Tachibana     Jinguuji's the same as usual. [13:17] Tachibana     It's like it's only me feeling weirdly     conscious of him. It's so frustrating. [13:21] Tachibana     Hang on. [13:22] Tachibana     She did say she was using a curse,     but she didn't say what the curse was. [13:29] Tachibana     Is it possible that I'm attracted     to him regardless of the curse? [13:34] Tachibana     Huh? What? That's bad, right? [13:36] Tachibana     Say, doesn't it seem like we've been     cursed to fall in love with each other? [13:40] Jinguuji     What? [13:41] Tachibana     If I asked that, it's basically     the same as if I said I love him. [13:43] Tachibana     And if the curse isn't what     I think it is, then... [13:46] Tachibana     The steadfast 25 years he     and I have spent together... [13:50] Tachibana     No! That is the one thing     that must not ever happen! [13:53] Tachibana     And the fact that he seems like     he might accept it is terrifying! [13:56] Jinguuji     Well, sometimes things like this happen. [13:58] Tachibana     And the fact that right now I might     see that as good is also terrifying! [14:03] Tachibana     This situation only holds terror! [14:05] Tachibana     First, I have to determine whether     Jinguuji feels attracted to me or not. [14:10] Tachibana     Hey, Jinguuji... [14:13] Tachibana     You said I was cute earlier, right? [14:19] Tachibana     So this is the kind of     thing you're into, huh? [14:21] Tachibana     No wonder you weren't interested     in any of the women around us. [14:23] Tachibana     I mean, there weren't any beautiful     blonde girls like this around, right? [14:26] Jinguuji     I was wondering what you were going to say. [14:28] Jinguuji     Do you really think I'd ever     praise a woman's appearance? [14:33] Jinguuji     We've been together 25 years,      and it's never happened once, has it? [14:36] Jinguuji     You are as bird-brained and     uncomprehending as ever. [14:38] Tachibana     H-Huh? Didn't you say something     like that? How weird... [14:43] Tachibana     Crap! I'm not confident I can     trust my memory. Is it my age? [14:47] Jinguuji     Honestly. At a time like this... [14:49] Jinguuji     But I do like that part of you. [14:53] Jinguuji     Are you asking if you're cute? [14:55] Jinguuji     If that is what this throbbing     in my chest says, then... [14:57] Jinguuji     I must think you're cute! [14:58] Jinguuji     In this state you're in, Tachibana! [15:01] Jinguuji     Blast it! I feel like I'll go crazy     if I look directly at her face! [15:04] Jinguuji     But... [15:06] Jinguuji     I have my pride. [15:08] Jinguuji     Just you watch, Tachibana. [15:10] Jinguuji     No matter how cute you are,     I will never fall in love with you! [15:14] Jinguuji     Not even if that is the type     of curse which has been cast! [15:17] Jinguuji     Not even though you've turned into a woman! [15:19] Jinguuji     I will prove to that blasted goddess     that our friendship is immutable! SIGN    Ya-y! [15:23] Jinguuji     I will return you to being a man with     our relationship just as it was! [15:29] Tachibana     This guy's expressions don't change     much, so I can't really tell. [15:33] Tachibana     But without evidence, I can't do much more... [15:36] Tachibana     Then shouldn't I just get     him to call me cute again? [15:41] Tachibana     Oh, dear! [15:43] Tachibana     Oh, no! I've fallen down! [15:45] Jinguuji     Are you all right, Tachibana? [15:47] Tachibana     Sorry, Jinguuji. [15:49] Tachibana     I don't think I can walk anymore... [15:54] Tachibana     How's that? If I were a guy, I'd find     this feminine gesture adorable... [15:57] Tachibana     the upward glance! [15:59] Tachibana     The only problem with it would be     that I, at 32, am the one doing it. [16:03] Tachibana     This is rough! To be honest,     it's really rough! SIGN    Ka Pow [16:06] Tachibana     But! [16:07] Tachibana     The shock of seeing this cute move     when I'm already so cute [16:10] Tachibana     should overwhelm a cerebral, four-eyed virgin! [16:14] Jinguuji     I see. [16:15] Jinguuji     Then... [16:17] Jinguuji     I'll lend you a hand. [16:20] Jinguuji     You're probably lighter than you were. [16:22] ---     Shall I carry you in a princess hold? [16:24] Tachibana     H-He countered it? [16:26] Jinguuji     That was close! [16:27] Jinguuji     The overwhelming cuteness made me     nearly black out for a second! [16:31] Jinguuji     But, though it was spur of the moment,     my reaction was good. [16:33] Jinguuji     After rationally determining the     advantages of the gender change, [16:36] Jinguuji     I've thrown in some jokes to emphasize     the fact that I'm not bothered. [16:40] Tachibana     Crap. I never thought he'd     manage to evade like this! [16:43] Tachibana     But I've put myself through something     really embarrassing here... [16:46] Tachibana     I can't retreat now! [16:49] Jinguuji     Huh? No. Wait, wait, wait! [16:51] Jinguuji     Are Tachibana and I about to come into     close contact? Pressed together?! [16:55] Jinguuji     Close contact... Piggyback would mean     her chest pressed against my back! [16:58] Jinguuji     A princess hold would mean our     faces would be close together! [17:01] Tachibana     Fine, I'll take your challenge, Jinguuji. [17:03] Tachibana     Now I've come this far, pressing my chest     against you or whatever is all the same to me! [17:15] Tachibana     Huh? [17:20] Tachibana     What's with that thing? [17:21] Tachibana     It's a wild... [17:22] Tachibana     A wild... what? [17:23] Tachibana     Is it some kind of monster? [17:25] Tachibana     It's kind of cute. [17:28] Tachibana     It's creepy! I take it back! [17:36] Tachibana     What was that? [17:38] Tachibana     Jinguuji, dodge! [17:41] Tachibana     Are you okay? Did it graze you? [17:44] Jinguuji     You're holding on too tight.     Can you give me a little more slack? [17:47] Tachibana     Is this really the time?! [17:48] Tachibana     I know it's gross, but     just bear with it for now! [17:51] Jinguuji     No, well... Yes. [17:54] Jinguuji     It will be harder to run     if you loosen your grip. [17:56] Jinguuji     So hold on tight. [17:57] Tachibana     R-Right... [17:59] Tachibana     I'm sorry. If you were alone, you'd     have been able to get away easily. [18:03] Jinguuji     It's not a problem. [18:04] Jinguuji     I feel as though I've got wings. [18:06] Tachibana     That was a little creepy, you know... [18:08] Jinguuji     C-Creepy? [18:10] Tachibana     I m-mean, as long as I'm not heavy,     I guess it doesn't matter. [18:13] Jinguuji     Well... More than your weight,     for me it's, how shall I put it... [18:17] Jinguuji     You're so soft! [18:19] Jinguuji     And your face is so close! [18:21] Jinguuji     No! This is no time to be     noticing things like that! [18:24] Jinguuji     I need to focus! [18:25] Jinguuji     But... [18:26] Jinguuji     Whether I'm conscious of it or not,     this softness is attacking my reason... [18:29] Jinguuji     She's so warm! She smells so nice! [18:33] Jinguuji     Oh, no! [18:38] Tachibana     Jinguuji! [18:42] Tachibana     I-I-I-It's coming! It's coming for real! [18:45] Tachibana     Please get up, Jinguuji!     If we don't hurry up and run away... [18:48] Jinguuji     Run? Me? [18:50] Tachibana     Jinguuji... [18:51] Jinguuji     That's right. [18:52] Jinguuji     Why am I running in the first place? [18:55] Jinguuji     I have never turned my     back on an enemy and run. [18:57] Jinguuji     I am undefeated, unbeaten.     I have always found a way. [19:01] Jinguuji     Is there any need for me to run? [19:04] Jinguuji     Right. I'll do this. I'll do it.     I'll do it! I will do this! [19:08] Tachibana     Hey! You idiot! Stop! [19:09] Tachibana     That thing's too dangerous, even for you! [19:11] Jinguuji     It's all right. [19:13] Jinguuji     I'll find a way. SIGN    Pitter Pat [19:16] Tachibana     Don't give me "pitter pat"! [19:18] Tachibana     This is seriously dangerous! [19:19] Tachibana     That thing shoots beams! [19:21] ---     It's a wild exploding-type animal! [19:24] Tachibana     Come back here! You'll die! [19:27] Tachibana     Jinguuji! [19:29] Jinguuji     Take that. SIGN    Aaaaah [19:38] Tachibana     Is it... dead? [19:39] Jinguuji     Probably. [19:42] Jinguuji     Going to the gym has paid off! [19:45] Tachibana     That was beyond what you can     do by training at the gym. [19:49] Tachibana     It's probably that thing... [19:50] Tachibana     The thing that happens in reincarnation     stuff where physical abilities get boosted. [19:55] Jinguuji     But I do weight training every morning. [19:58] Tachibana     You think that's how you killed      that with one punch? [20:00] Tachibana     The fact that you're 32 and not out of     breath after moving that much is weird! [20:04] Jinguuji     Don't lump me together with yourself. [20:06] Jinguuji     Honestly. [20:08] Jinguuji     Dodge! [20:10] Tachibana     Huh? [20:18] Tachibana     I thought I was gonna die... [20:20] Tachibana     Jinguuji, are you okay? [20:22] Tachibana     Are you hurt anywhere? [20:24] Jinguuji     I don't feel any pain in particular. [20:26] Jinguuji     But there is definitely something to this. [20:30] Tachibana     What are those numbers for? [20:32] Tachibana     Experience points? [20:33] Jinguuji     Something has popped up. SIGN    Jinguuji SIGN    Office Worker          Gender: Male .          Level: 70 . [20:35] Tachibana     Jinguuji, your level's super high! [20:37] Tachibana     And mine's super low! SIGN    Tachibana SIGN    Hero          Gender: Female .          Level: 1 . [20:39] Jinguuji     It must be because of my training! [20:40] Tachibana     Is it really thanks to that? [20:41] Jinguuji     What is this "Skills" thing? [20:43] Tachibana     The way this is going... SIGN    Skills SIGN    Intelligence: 30 Luck: 80 [20:44] Tachibana     I might have cheat-level skills! SIGN    Passive SIGN    Unparalleled Beauty Conversation LV 1               Troublemaker .          Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX          Cursed by the Goddess of Love [20:49] Tachibana     Unparalleled beauty... Troublemaker... [20:52] Jinguuji     Isn't it wonderful?     Your wishes have come true. [20:55] Tachibana     I never said I wanted to be a woman. [20:59] Jinguuji     Yes, you did. [21:00] Tachibana     Huh? [21:00] Jinguuji     After the mixer. When you were dead drunk. [21:03] (Flashback) Tachibana     I want to be a girl so beautiful     that I couldn't possibly exist [21:06] (Flashback) ---     in this world, and have everyone fawn over me. [21:08] Tachibana     Who grants wishes from when a person's     so drunk they don't even remember it? [21:12] Tachibana     How careless can you be? [21:14] Tachibana     Which means... [21:15] Tachibana     Could turning me into a woman have     been a sign of that goddess' favor? [21:20] Jinguuji     It probably was a kindness. [21:21] Tachibana     Didn't we complain and talk     really harshly to her? [21:25] Jinguuji     Yes, we did. [21:26] Tachibana     Next time we see her,     we should apologize together. [21:29] Jinguuji     I refuse. [21:29] Tachibana     We will apologize! [21:30] Jinguuji     Well, if you insist, Tachibana. [21:33] Jinguuji     But why is it only you who     was given your ideal form? [21:36] Jinguuji     Did I get nothing? [21:38] Tachibana     Do you have an ideal appearance? [21:40] Jinguuji     Me, as I am now. [21:41] Tachibana     I see. [21:43] Tachibana     Then maybe you have skills     or something instead? [21:47] Tachibana     You do! That's a suspicious looking one! SIGN    Skills SIGN    Passive Active           Ideal Physique Close Combat Techniques LV3           Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX Gate to Paradise           Curse of the Goddess of Love [21:49] Tachibana     Since you've got it, let's try it out! [21:51] Tachibana     It might be a cheat-level skill, after all. [21:53] Jinguuji     To activate it... [21:55] Jinguuji     I do this. [22:00] Tachibana     Huh? [22:02] Jinguuji; Tachibana     A door? SIGN    with [23:35] Tachibana     You know... [23:36] Jinguuji     What is it, Tachibana? [23:37] Tachibana     Does being 32 make us old guys? [23:39] Jinguuji     If we're not old guys, what are we? [23:41] Tachibana     Well, that's true, but... SIGN    Episode 2          A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout      and Unparalleled Beauty [23:42] Jinguuji     That worry only shows that you care too     much how others and society categorize you. [23:47] Jinguuji     Your reality is something you as a member of society— [23:47] Tachibana     I get it! Sorry. [23:49] Tachibana     I'm good...