Life With an Ordinary Guy Who Reincarnated Into a Total Fantasy Knockout Childhood friends Tachibana Hinata and Jinguji Tsukasa were living the everyday life of office workers. Then, on the way home from a mixer, they were sent flying into another world by a mysterious being. Once there, Jinguji sees his best friend has been turned into a beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl...?! The adorableness of Tachibana’s female form completely flummoxes Tachibana. But these two are each others’ best friends. To keep their relationship from being destroyed, they must defeat the Demon Lord as quickly as possible and return to their original forms. Season 1 E1 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Another Guy Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:12] Jinguuji     S-Sorry. [00:14] Tachibana     No... I'm the one who should apologize. [00:17] Jinguuji     Don't be fooled by appearances. [00:19] Jinguuji     Inside, that's an old guy     who's over thirty. [00:21] Jinguuji     If we just interact normally, it'll be fine. [00:23] Tachibana     Stay calm. Just stay calm. [00:26] Tachibana     My body may have become female,     but I'm a man who's into women. [00:29] Jinguuji     I do not ever want to be in a     romantic relationship with this guy! [00:34] Tachibana     I could never fall in love with a guy! [00:37] narrator     This story is... [00:38] narrator     Well, you may have already     guessed from their reactions. [00:42] narrator     It's a romantic comedy between an old guy     and someone who used to be an old guy. SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who     Reincarnated into a SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout SIGN    Ginza In a restaurant bathroom SIGN    Episode 1 [02:17] Tachibana     Oh, man... SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a .     Fantasy Knockout and Another Guy . [02:19] Tachibana     There's so many cute girls,     it's got me nervous. [02:22] Tachibana     Flight attendants really     are on a different level! [02:24] Jinguuji     Are they? [02:26] Tachibana     Huh? [02:27] Jinguuji     I don't find them interesting at all. [02:29] Jinguuji     I'm more interested in the     fish tank. Did you see it? [02:31] Jinguuji     Fish are wonderful. I get really excited. [02:34] Tachibana     Why did you come to this mixer anyway? [02:36] Jinguuji     Caring even a little about your     appearance makes you attractive. [02:39] Tachibana     Ugh... [02:40] Jinguuji     Get to know the women first, so that     you're not deceived by a stranger. [02:43] Tachibana     Are you my mom or something? [02:45] narrator     These two childhood friends have known      each other since elementary school, [02:49] narrator     but they are not alike at all. SIGN    Jinguuji Tsukasa (32) [02:51] narrator     Jinguuji Tsukasa. SIGN    . Tall . [02:53] narrator     He's tall with handsome features. SIGN    Handsome features [02:55] narrator     No matter what he does, he does it well. SIGN    Excels in both athletics     and academics . [02:57] narrator     He excels in both athletics and academics,      and is clever and confident. SIGN    . .     Roughly 20 Years Ago     . . [03:00] narrator     And because of that... [03:01] narrator     he's been incredibly popular     ever since his school days. SIGN    Middle School [03:04] narrator     Women have fallen for him continuously     for the last 20 years now. SIGN    High School SIGN    University [03:08] narrator     He's never been particularly     interested in women... [03:12] narrator     But as their dark sides have stood     out to him more than anything else, [03:15] narrator     he's developed a complete distrust of women. [03:17] narrator     And that is why... [03:19] Jinguuji     I will only allow you to date     a woman I've approved of. [03:24] Jinguuji     Though I doubt that such a woman exists. [03:26] narrator     That's the excuse he gives, but... [03:29] Jinguuji     I really do feel more comfortable around men. [03:31] Jinguuji     The oasis of my heart is, and     will always be, you alone. [03:34] narrator     He really just doesn't want a woman     to take his best friend from him. [03:38] Tachibana     If you don't see a girl you like,     I wish you'd at least not get in my way. [03:42] Jinguuji     Then why do you always invite me? [03:46] Jinguuji     It's because you know     this will happen, right? [03:48] Tachibana     I-I get nervous coming to these mixers alone. [03:51] Jinguuji     You feel lonesome so easily. [03:53] Jinguuji     Why don't you have a little     more confidence in yourself? [03:55] Tachibana     Confidence, huh? [03:57] Tachibana     That's impossible with you around! SIGN    Tachibana Hinata (32) [04:01] narrator     Tachibana Hinata. [04:02] narrator     Height, weight, etc. all average. SIGN    Average SIGN    Average SIGN    Average [04:04] narrator     Neither good nor bad at anything. [04:06] narrator     This man walks a finely balanced line. [04:08] Tachibana; background     Oh! Um, excuse me! [04:09] narrator     Every woman he has ever fallen     for has been taken by Jinguuji. [04:15] Tachibana     I never imagined it would continue     even after we left school! [04:19] Tachibana     As long as I'm with him,     I'll never get a girlfriend! Ever! [04:23] narrator     The reason he brought Jinguuji to mixers was     to get him married off as quickly as possible. [04:29] Tachibana     But why does this guy have     so little interest in women? [04:32] Tachibana     We're already 32, you know? [04:34] Tachibana     Could it be that he's in love with me? [04:37] narrator     This situation appears very complicated. [04:43] Tachibana     I want to be a woman. [04:44] Tachibana     If I'm always going to feel this small and     miserable, I'd rather just become a woman. [04:48] Tachibana     I want to be a girl so beautiful     that I couldn't possibly exist [04:51] ---     in this world, and have everyone fawn over me. [04:54] Jinguuji     You drank too much, idiot. [04:55] Tachibana     If possible, I'd want to look childlike,     but still be sharp. [04:59] Tachibana     A short loli-type with soft blonde hair...     That would be great! [05:01] Jinguuji     Saying things like that is why     you can't get a woman. [05:03] Tachibana     Oh, shut up! Even I would do fine if     I didn't have someone like you close by! [05:08] Jinguuji     I'm tired of hearing that. [05:10] Tachibana     Out of curiosity... [05:11] Tachibana     What kind of girl would you like? [05:13] Jinguuji     I've never given it any thought. [05:15] Jinguuji     Right now, all I'm thinking about     is seeing you back to your place. [05:19] Tachibana     Why? Why is it always you, Jinguuji? [05:22] Tachibana     You're really despicable, you know that? [05:25] Tachibana     You're popular and cool. It's no fair... [05:28] Tachibana     Blast it. You moron... [05:32] Jinguuji     And the only one who'd spend time with     someone as despicable as me is you. [05:38] Jinguuji     Come on, wake up! [05:40] goddess     Say... Is it dead? [05:44] Jinguuji     Wha—?! [05:45] Jinguuji     A bizarre, half-naked, LED woman! [05:47] goddess     It's a halo! A halo! [05:49] goddess     You're a very rude human! [05:53] goddess     Alive then, is he? [05:55] goddess     Step aside, Four-Eyes. [05:58] goddess     If he lives, then I merely need to kill him. [06:02] Jinguuji     Tachibana! [06:06] Jinguuji     Tachibana! [06:08] Jinguuji     Where are you, Tachibana? [06:11] Jinguuji     You're safe. I'm so glad. [06:13] Jinguuji     Huh? Safe? [06:15] Jinguuji     Safe from what? I can't remember. [06:19] Jinguuji     Hey, wake up, Tachiba— [06:22] Jinguuji     What?! [06:23] Jinguuji     Your body's melted! [06:25] Jinguuji     What is this? It's disgusting! [06:28] Tachibana     Oh, keep it down. You're making my head ring. [06:32] Tachibana     Is this a hangover? [06:33] Tachibana     My head hurts and I feel     like my throat is weird... [06:37] Tachibana     Where are we anyway, Jinguuji? [06:40] Jinguuji     Wh— Wh— [06:41] Tachibana     Huh? [06:42] Jinguuji     Who are you, you snake?! [06:45] Tachibana     Huh? [06:45] Jinguuji     What have you done with Tachibana?! [06:47] Tachibana     What? Did you hit your head or something? [06:49] Tachibana     Forgetting your best friend's     face is pretty harsh. [06:52] Jinguuji     I only have one best friend!      And it isn't you! [06:56] Tachibana     Huh? Whoa! She's cute! [06:58] Tachibana     Who is that? [06:59] Jinguuji     You. [07:02] Tachibana     What?! [07:03] Tachibana     What is this? What's going on? [07:04] Tachibana     I've got stuff I shouldn't up top! [07:06] Tachibana     And I'm missing stuff     I should have down below! [07:08] Tachibana     Why am I in the body of the     perfect woman I dreamed up?! [07:15] Tachibana     Why are you barfing?! [07:17] Jinguuji     It's like Tachibana turned into a girl     and is talking to me. It's sickening. [07:20] Tachibana     I have become a girl and I am talking to you! [07:24] goddess     Do you like it? [07:25] goddess     How is it? What do you think of becoming     the embodiment of your desires? [07:29] Tachibana     What's this? An exhibitionist     woman has suddenly appeared. [07:32] goddess     Both of you are really rude! [07:35] Jinguuji     Desires embodied? [07:37] Jinguuji     What do you mean? [07:38] goddess     When I summoned you here,     I granted you your wish. [07:43] goddess     Welcome to another world, O brave heroes! [07:46] goddess     This world is on the brink of danger, and     the only ones who can save it are heroes! [07:51] goddess     When you have magnificently     defeated the Demon Lord, [07:54] goddess     I shall grant you any wish you like! [07:58] Tachibana     Did you hear that, Jinguuji?     Apparently, we're heroes! [08:01] Jinguuji     Do not be fooled, Tachibana-like woman. [08:03] Jinguuji     This is bound to be some kind of scam. [08:05] Tachibana     You say some really crazy things. [08:07] Jinguuji     I get a very unpleasant feel from this woman. [08:10] Jinguuji     We shouldn't get involved with her. [08:12] goddess     His memories should have been erased. [08:14] goddess     His sharp intuition is a problem. [08:16] Jinguuji     And most importantly... [08:18] Jinguuji     turning you into a woman     was probably her doing. [08:21] Jinguuji     She stole my oasis from me! [08:25] Jinguuji     Humans die without water! [08:28] ---     How am I supposed to live now?! [08:31] Tachibana     You're upset enough to cry? [08:32] Jinguuji     So until you turn Tachibana back,     I will not listen to you! [08:36] Jinguuji     Understand? [08:39] goddess     You dare to give me orders? [08:41] goddess     That stance shows no sign of cooperating... [08:43] goddess     Calling me an LED display, a con artist... [08:45] goddess     Quit pushing your luck, Four-Eyes... [08:47] goddess     I am a goddess of love and beauty! [08:50] goddess     You lower life-forms need     to learn your place. [08:53] goddess     Fine. You're only here to     make up the numbers anyway. [08:55] goddess     I'll go ahead and make use     of you for some amusement. [08:59] goddess     Rejoice! [09:00] goddess     For good or ill, I cast this curse which     shall make you want to save this world! [09:08] goddess     Breaking the curse, returning     everything to normal... [09:11] goddess     All of it is possible if     you defeat Demon Lord! [09:13] goddess     So go ahead and try your best! [09:15] goddess     Bye-bye! [09:19] Tachibana     What was all that? [09:21] Jinguuji     Let's be logical for a moment. [09:23] Jinguuji     I've been trying to make sense of the     situation we've found ourselves in... [09:26] Tachibana     Yeah. It's been so chaotic, I've got no idea. [09:30] Tachibana     And I'm starting to get hungry. [09:32] Tachibana     What are we supposed to     do about food and water? [09:35] Tachibana     Jinguuji? [09:37] Jinguuji     Y-You're cute... [09:40] Tachibana     What? [09:40] Jinguuji     What? [09:41] Jinguuji     What am I saying? [09:44] Tachibana     Were you just staring at me in fascination? [09:46] Tachibana     I am ridiculously cute right now... [09:49] Tachibana     But we need to think seriously right now. [09:52] Tachibana     Depending on what we do,     we might have to camp— [09:54] Jinguuji     S-Sorry. [09:55] Jinguuji     I don't know what's going on myself. [09:57] Jinguuji     It's just that this strange     feeling welled up inside me, [10:00] Jinguuji     and I couldn't withstand it... [10:06] Jinguuji     Blast it. My heart rate is     strangely fast. What is this? [10:10] Tachibana     He's so cool... Jinguuji seems so cool! [10:13] Tachibana     Those piercing eyes and     that always perfect hair! [10:16] Tachibana     His build is slender, but strong! [10:19] Tachibana     And now that I'm this short, I understand     how reliable 180 cm can seem! [10:22] Tachibana     Even as another man,     I've thought he was cool, but... [10:25] Jinguuji     Those features which retain     a hint of childlike youth! [10:27] Jinguuji     Those dignified, intelligent blue eyes! [10:29] Jinguuji     That translucent skin and     glorious blonde hair! [10:32] Jinguuji     I've never felt this sense of     impatience before. What is it? [10:35] Jinguuji     Why is it that I can't look away? [10:39] Jinguuji; Tachibana     What is this?! [10:41] (Flashback) goddess     For good or ill, I cast this curse which     shall make you want to save this world! [10:47] Jinguuji; Tachibana     Th-The curse! [10:49] Tachibana     That blasted goddess! [10:50] Tachibana     She wasn't satisfied with     turning me into a woman. [10:52] Tachibana     She cast the worst, nastiest curse     she could as a goddess of love! [10:55] Jinguuji     Which means that I must withstand this [10:58] Jinguuji     to protect our friendship! [11:01] Tachibana     This is bad! Insanely bad! [11:03] Jinguuji     We must break this curse     as quickly as possible! [11:06] narrator     In this moment, their two hearts were as one. [11:11] Tachibana     Let's do this, Jinguuji. [11:13] Jinguuji     Yes. We shall defeat this Demon Lord. [11:17] Jinguuji; Tachibana     Before I fall in love with this guy! [11:21] narrator     This tale is a romantic comedy between an     old guy and someone who used to be an old guy. SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout SIGN    Argh [11:33] Tachibana     I hate this. [11:34] Tachibana     I'm tired! I hate this! My feet hurt! [11:37] Jinguuji     We haven't been hiking for even an hour. [11:39] Jinguuji     Come on, try a little harder. [11:40] Jinguuji     You're going to defeat the Demon Lord, right? [11:42] Tachibana     I don't feel like I can... [11:44] Jinguuji     That part of your personality is     the reason you're not popular. [11:47] Tachibana     Look at these skinny legs! [11:49] Tachibana     This body is way too weak physically! [11:51] Tachibana     And these shoes don't fit!     They're way too big! [11:54] Jinguuji     Don't go thoughtlessly showing     your legs. It's indecent. [11:57] Tachibana     Hey, don't you think it'd be better     to go down the mountain than up? [12:01] Jinguuji     No. [12:02] Jinguuji     Climbing to the top while we can and     checking our surroundings is the soundest choice. [12:06] Jinguuji     Besides... [12:07] Jinguuji     The fact that this isn't our world     has started to set in, right? [12:11] Tachibana     What is that stupidly huge thing anyway? [12:14] Jinguuji     The plants are all things     we've never seen before, too. [12:17] Jinguuji     And it's much too quiet for a mountain. [12:19] Jinguuji     Though there aren't any insects,     there are flowers blooming. It's unsettling. [12:22] Tachibana     You really noticed a lot. [12:24] Tachibana     Then, do you think it'd be     bad to drink the river water? [12:28] Jinguuji     Let's hold off until our     situation becomes critical. [12:31] Tachibana     This being in another world     thing is kinda scary. [12:33] Tachibana     I'm glad I'm with you. [12:36] Jinguuji     Right? Right? [12:38] Tachibana     Still, just leaving us like this     when we don't know anything... [12:41] Tachibana     How savage is that goddess? [12:43] Jinguuji     Well, I bear responsibility in this, too. [12:45] Jinguuji     There is something about this world     which I simply cannot forgive. [12:48] Tachibana     Is that so? [12:50] Jinguuji     The fact that you've become a woman. [12:52] Tachibana     Your dislike is way too focused! [12:53] Tachibana     You already knew that     "unforgivable" thing before! [12:55] Jinguuji     Yes, I did. [12:57] Tachibana     Man...I want a bath. [13:00] Tachibana     Don't you usually start in a     village for this kind of thing? [13:03] Tachibana     And she left us with this weird curse... [13:08] Jinguuji     Is something wrong? [13:09] Tachibana     No! Nothing! [13:11] Tachibana     Crap! This curse is really a problem! [13:15] Tachibana     Jinguuji's the same as usual. [13:17] Tachibana     It's like it's only me feeling weirdly     conscious of him. It's so frustrating. [13:21] Tachibana     Hang on. [13:22] Tachibana     She did say she was using a curse,     but she didn't say what the curse was. [13:29] Tachibana     Is it possible that I'm attracted     to him regardless of the curse? [13:34] Tachibana     Huh? What? That's bad, right? [13:36] Tachibana     Say, doesn't it seem like we've been     cursed to fall in love with each other? [13:40] Jinguuji     What? [13:41] Tachibana     If I asked that, it's basically     the same as if I said I love him. [13:43] Tachibana     And if the curse isn't what     I think it is, then... [13:46] Tachibana     The steadfast 25 years he     and I have spent together... [13:50] Tachibana     No! That is the one thing     that must not ever happen! [13:53] Tachibana     And the fact that he seems like     he might accept it is terrifying! [13:56] Jinguuji     Well, sometimes things like this happen. [13:58] Tachibana     And the fact that right now I might     see that as good is also terrifying! [14:03] Tachibana     This situation only holds terror! [14:05] Tachibana     First, I have to determine whether     Jinguuji feels attracted to me or not. [14:10] Tachibana     Hey, Jinguuji... [14:13] Tachibana     You said I was cute earlier, right? [14:19] Tachibana     So this is the kind of     thing you're into, huh? [14:21] Tachibana     No wonder you weren't interested     in any of the women around us. [14:23] Tachibana     I mean, there weren't any beautiful     blonde girls like this around, right? [14:26] Jinguuji     I was wondering what you were going to say. [14:28] Jinguuji     Do you really think I'd ever     praise a woman's appearance? [14:33] Jinguuji     We've been together 25 years,      and it's never happened once, has it? [14:36] Jinguuji     You are as bird-brained and     uncomprehending as ever. [14:38] Tachibana     H-Huh? Didn't you say something     like that? How weird... [14:43] Tachibana     Crap! I'm not confident I can     trust my memory. Is it my age? [14:47] Jinguuji     Honestly. At a time like this... [14:49] Jinguuji     But I do like that part of you. [14:53] Jinguuji     Are you asking if you're cute? [14:55] Jinguuji     If that is what this throbbing     in my chest says, then... [14:57] Jinguuji     I must think you're cute! [14:58] Jinguuji     In this state you're in, Tachibana! [15:01] Jinguuji     Blast it! I feel like I'll go crazy     if I look directly at her face! [15:04] Jinguuji     But... [15:06] Jinguuji     I have my pride. [15:08] Jinguuji     Just you watch, Tachibana. [15:10] Jinguuji     No matter how cute you are,     I will never fall in love with you! [15:14] Jinguuji     Not even if that is the type     of curse which has been cast! [15:17] Jinguuji     Not even though you've turned into a woman! [15:19] Jinguuji     I will prove to that blasted goddess     that our friendship is immutable! SIGN    Ya-y! [15:23] Jinguuji     I will return you to being a man with     our relationship just as it was! [15:29] Tachibana     This guy's expressions don't change     much, so I can't really tell. [15:33] Tachibana     But without evidence, I can't do much more... [15:36] Tachibana     Then shouldn't I just get     him to call me cute again? [15:41] Tachibana     Oh, dear! [15:43] Tachibana     Oh, no! I've fallen down! [15:45] Jinguuji     Are you all right, Tachibana? [15:47] Tachibana     Sorry, Jinguuji. [15:49] Tachibana     I don't think I can walk anymore... [15:54] Tachibana     How's that? If I were a guy, I'd find     this feminine gesture adorable... [15:57] Tachibana     the upward glance! [15:59] Tachibana     The only problem with it would be     that I, at 32, am the one doing it. [16:03] Tachibana     This is rough! To be honest,     it's really rough! SIGN    Ka Pow [16:06] Tachibana     But! [16:07] Tachibana     The shock of seeing this cute move     when I'm already so cute [16:10] Tachibana     should overwhelm a cerebral, four-eyed virgin! [16:14] Jinguuji     I see. [16:15] Jinguuji     Then... [16:17] Jinguuji     I'll lend you a hand. [16:20] Jinguuji     You're probably lighter than you were. [16:22] ---     Shall I carry you in a princess hold? [16:24] Tachibana     H-He countered it? [16:26] Jinguuji     That was close! [16:27] Jinguuji     The overwhelming cuteness made me     nearly black out for a second! [16:31] Jinguuji     But, though it was spur of the moment,     my reaction was good. [16:33] Jinguuji     After rationally determining the     advantages of the gender change, [16:36] Jinguuji     I've thrown in some jokes to emphasize     the fact that I'm not bothered. [16:40] Tachibana     Crap. I never thought he'd     manage to evade like this! [16:43] Tachibana     But I've put myself through something     really embarrassing here... [16:46] Tachibana     I can't retreat now! [16:49] Jinguuji     Huh? No. Wait, wait, wait! [16:51] Jinguuji     Are Tachibana and I about to come into     close contact? Pressed together?! [16:55] Jinguuji     Close contact... Piggyback would mean     her chest pressed against my back! [16:58] Jinguuji     A princess hold would mean our     faces would be close together! [17:01] Tachibana     Fine, I'll take your challenge, Jinguuji. [17:03] Tachibana     Now I've come this far, pressing my chest     against you or whatever is all the same to me! [17:15] Tachibana     Huh? [17:20] Tachibana     What's with that thing? [17:21] Tachibana     It's a wild... [17:22] Tachibana     A wild... what? [17:23] Tachibana     Is it some kind of monster? [17:25] Tachibana     It's kind of cute. [17:28] Tachibana     It's creepy! I take it back! [17:36] Tachibana     What was that? [17:38] Tachibana     Jinguuji, dodge! [17:41] Tachibana     Are you okay? Did it graze you? [17:44] Jinguuji     You're holding on too tight.     Can you give me a little more slack? [17:47] Tachibana     Is this really the time?! [17:48] Tachibana     I know it's gross, but     just bear with it for now! [17:51] Jinguuji     No, well... Yes. [17:54] Jinguuji     It will be harder to run     if you loosen your grip. [17:56] Jinguuji     So hold on tight. [17:57] Tachibana     R-Right... [17:59] Tachibana     I'm sorry. If you were alone, you'd     have been able to get away easily. [18:03] Jinguuji     It's not a problem. [18:04] Jinguuji     I feel as though I've got wings. [18:06] Tachibana     That was a little creepy, you know... [18:08] Jinguuji     C-Creepy? [18:10] Tachibana     I m-mean, as long as I'm not heavy,     I guess it doesn't matter. [18:13] Jinguuji     Well... More than your weight,     for me it's, how shall I put it... [18:17] Jinguuji     You're so soft! [18:19] Jinguuji     And your face is so close! [18:21] Jinguuji     No! This is no time to be     noticing things like that! [18:24] Jinguuji     I need to focus! [18:25] Jinguuji     But... [18:26] Jinguuji     Whether I'm conscious of it or not,     this softness is attacking my reason... [18:29] Jinguuji     She's so warm! She smells so nice! [18:33] Jinguuji     Oh, no! [18:38] Tachibana     Jinguuji! [18:42] Tachibana     I-I-I-It's coming! It's coming for real! [18:45] Tachibana     Please get up, Jinguuji!     If we don't hurry up and run away... [18:48] Jinguuji     Run? Me? [18:50] Tachibana     Jinguuji... [18:51] Jinguuji     That's right. [18:52] Jinguuji     Why am I running in the first place? [18:55] Jinguuji     I have never turned my     back on an enemy and run. [18:57] Jinguuji     I am undefeated, unbeaten.     I have always found a way. [19:01] Jinguuji     Is there any need for me to run? [19:04] Jinguuji     Right. I'll do this. I'll do it.     I'll do it! I will do this! [19:08] Tachibana     Hey! You idiot! Stop! [19:09] Tachibana     That thing's too dangerous, even for you! [19:11] Jinguuji     It's all right. [19:13] Jinguuji     I'll find a way. SIGN    Pitter Pat [19:16] Tachibana     Don't give me "pitter pat"! [19:18] Tachibana     This is seriously dangerous! [19:19] Tachibana     That thing shoots beams! [19:21] ---     It's a wild exploding-type animal! [19:24] Tachibana     Come back here! You'll die! [19:27] Tachibana     Jinguuji! [19:29] Jinguuji     Take that. SIGN    Aaaaah [19:38] Tachibana     Is it... dead? [19:39] Jinguuji     Probably. [19:42] Jinguuji     Going to the gym has paid off! [19:45] Tachibana     That was beyond what you can     do by training at the gym. [19:49] Tachibana     It's probably that thing... [19:50] Tachibana     The thing that happens in reincarnation     stuff where physical abilities get boosted. [19:55] Jinguuji     But I do weight training every morning. [19:58] Tachibana     You think that's how you killed      that with one punch? [20:00] Tachibana     The fact that you're 32 and not out of     breath after moving that much is weird! [20:04] Jinguuji     Don't lump me together with yourself. [20:06] Jinguuji     Honestly. [20:08] Jinguuji     Dodge! [20:10] Tachibana     Huh? [20:18] Tachibana     I thought I was gonna die... [20:20] Tachibana     Jinguuji, are you okay? [20:22] Tachibana     Are you hurt anywhere? [20:24] Jinguuji     I don't feel any pain in particular. [20:26] Jinguuji     But there is definitely something to this. [20:30] Tachibana     What are those numbers for? [20:32] Tachibana     Experience points? [20:33] Jinguuji     Something has popped up. SIGN    Jinguuji SIGN    Office Worker          Gender: Male .          Level: 70 . [20:35] Tachibana     Jinguuji, your level's super high! [20:37] Tachibana     And mine's super low! SIGN    Tachibana SIGN    Hero          Gender: Female .          Level: 1 . [20:39] Jinguuji     It must be because of my training! [20:40] Tachibana     Is it really thanks to that? [20:41] Jinguuji     What is this "Skills" thing? [20:43] Tachibana     The way this is going... SIGN    Skills SIGN    Intelligence: 30 Luck: 80 [20:44] Tachibana     I might have cheat-level skills! SIGN    Passive SIGN    Unparalleled Beauty Conversation LV 1               Troublemaker .          Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX          Cursed by the Goddess of Love [20:49] Tachibana     Unparalleled beauty... Troublemaker... [20:52] Jinguuji     Isn't it wonderful?     Your wishes have come true. [20:55] Tachibana     I never said I wanted to be a woman. [20:59] Jinguuji     Yes, you did. [21:00] Tachibana     Huh? [21:00] Jinguuji     After the mixer. When you were dead drunk. [21:03] (Flashback) Tachibana     I want to be a girl so beautiful     that I couldn't possibly exist [21:06] (Flashback) ---     in this world, and have everyone fawn over me. [21:08] Tachibana     Who grants wishes from when a person's     so drunk they don't even remember it? [21:12] Tachibana     How careless can you be? [21:14] Tachibana     Which means... [21:15] Tachibana     Could turning me into a woman have     been a sign of that goddess' favor? [21:20] Jinguuji     It probably was a kindness. [21:21] Tachibana     Didn't we complain and talk     really harshly to her? [21:25] Jinguuji     Yes, we did. [21:26] Tachibana     Next time we see her,     we should apologize together. [21:29] Jinguuji     I refuse. [21:29] Tachibana     We will apologize! [21:30] Jinguuji     Well, if you insist, Tachibana. [21:33] Jinguuji     But why is it only you who     was given your ideal form? [21:36] Jinguuji     Did I get nothing? [21:38] Tachibana     Do you have an ideal appearance? [21:40] Jinguuji     Me, as I am now. [21:41] Tachibana     I see. [21:43] Tachibana     Then maybe you have skills     or something instead? [21:47] Tachibana     You do! That's a suspicious looking one! SIGN    Skills SIGN    Passive Active           Ideal Physique Close Combat Techniques LV3           Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX Gate to Paradise           Curse of the Goddess of Love [21:49] Tachibana     Since you've got it, let's try it out! [21:51] Tachibana     It might be a cheat-level skill, after all. [21:53] Jinguuji     To activate it... [21:55] Jinguuji     I do this. [22:00] Tachibana     Huh? [22:02] Jinguuji; Tachibana     A door? SIGN    with [23:35] Tachibana     You know... [23:36] Jinguuji     What is it, Tachibana? [23:37] Tachibana     Does being 32 make us old guys? [23:39] Jinguuji     If we're not old guys, what are we? [23:41] Tachibana     Well, that's true, but... SIGN    Episode 2          A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout      and Unparalleled Beauty [23:42] Jinguuji     That worry only shows that you care too     much how others and society categorize you. [23:47] Jinguuji     Your reality is something you as a member of society— [23:47] Tachibana     I get it! Sorry. [23:49] Tachibana     I'm good... E2 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Unparalleled Beauty Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who     Reincarnated into a SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout [01:30] Tachibana     Hey, does this door look familiar to you? [01:34] Jinguuji     Yes. It looks more than familiar. SIGN    Tachibana [01:37] Jinguuji     It even has a nameplate. [01:39] Tachibana     This doesn't fit in here at all! SIGN    Chapter 2 . SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a .     Fantasy Knockout and Unparalleled Beauty . [01:49] Tachibana     It really is my place! [01:50] Tachibana     Even the garbage I forgot to take     out is here in perfect detail! [01:53] Tachibana     What is with that goddess?! [01:55] Tachibana     I seriously don't understand     what this skill is about. [02:01] Jinguuji     Right now, all I'm thinking about     is seeing you back to your place. [02:05] Jinguuji     I see. From what I thought back then... [02:07] Jinguuji     The manner in which she     grants wishes is a little... [02:10] Jinguuji     sloppy! [02:13] Tachibana     The water and electricity seem to work. SIGN    No Signal to TV [02:17] Tachibana     But I guess the TV doesn't work. [02:20] Tachibana     The windows don't open and it's     pitch black outside, but... [02:23] Tachibana     this is a really useful ability! [02:29] Jinguuji     Since the norm for men is     to eat it in one bite, [02:31] Jinguuji     she looks just like a hamster. [02:34] Jinguuji     At any rate, we won't have trouble finding     food or a place to sleep for a while. [02:38] Tachibana     Huh? Food will be a problem, won't it? [02:42] Tachibana     This is all I have in     the house. All the food. [02:46] Jinguuji     The last ones? [02:47] Tachibana     The last ones. [02:50] Jinguuji     You only have one serving! Why would     you so thoughtlessly eat it now? [02:54] Tachibana     Well, I mean, I was hungry. [03:01] Jinguuji     You mean you have nothing set     aside in case of emergencies?! [03:03] Tachibana     Well, I don't eat at home anyway, right? [03:06] Jinguuji     What were you planning to do if     there was a giant earthquake? [03:09] Tachibana     If that happened, you'd     come and save me, right? [03:15] Tachibana     It's your fault for being so overprotective! [03:18] Jinguuji     Then you should hurry up and     become independent. You idiot. [03:23] Jinguuji     Since we have water, [03:24] Jinguuji     we should be able to manage for a week. [03:27] Jinguuji     In the worst case, that bear-thing from earlier     would last us a while if we broke it down for meat. [03:31] Tachibana     There's no way I'm ever     eating something like that. [03:34] Jinguuji     You really are spoiled, aren't you? [03:36] Jinguuji     Well... none of this changes      what we must do: [03:39] Jinguuji     Gather information and secure food. [03:42] Jinguuji     We should move while we're still able. [03:44] Tachibana     You mean hiking up the mountain again? [03:47] Jinguuji     No, I think that we'll     be done with that soon. [03:49] Jinguuji     Actually, earlier, while we     were being chased, I saw smoke. [03:53] Jinguuji     I think there might be a settlement there. [03:57] Tachibana     Whoa! [03:59] Tachibana     It really looks all fantasy-esque! [04:01] Jinguuji     It's a scene you wouldn't see in Japan. [04:04] Tachibana     But, how can I put it... [04:07] Tachibana     Will I be okay dressed like this? [04:11] Jinguuji     I can't wholeheartedly say it's okay. [04:14] Jinguuji     It's painful. [04:15] Tachibana     It's not like I'm wearing this     because I want to, you know! [04:18] Tachibana     The only clothes available were the ones     my little sister left behind when she visited! [04:21] Jinguuji     That's true. There's     nothing we can do about that. [04:25] Tachibana     You know... You've been kinda cold     to me since this happened to me... [04:30] Jinguuji     I've always been like this. SIGN    Instincts SIGN    Reason SIGN    So cute So cute So cute So cute So cute [04:32] Jinguuji     Perhaps you've become overly     self-conscious since becoming a woman. [04:35] Tachibana     You think so? [04:37] Tachibana     Yeah, maybe... [04:39] Jinguuji     But it's still hard to look at you, so you need     new clothes as soon as possible. [04:43] Tachibana     Yeah. We need to hurry up and     get some clothes from this world. [04:50] Jinguuji     Please do it just as we planned. [04:51] Tachibana     Will do! [04:52] Tachibana     I'm a rich young lady from a remote     region, and you're my attendant. [04:56] Tachibana     And I can't say why I'm traveling. [04:58] Tachibana     But that's why I don't know this area at all. [05:01] Tachibana     Tell me all about it! [05:03] Jinguuji     That's about right. [05:07] Tachibana     You just watch. With this beauty and my     communication skills, I'll be unstoppable. [05:11] Tachibana     Right now, I'm confident I can make     any man out there fall for me! [05:16] Jinguuji     Even though you can't     make women fall for you. [05:18] Tachibana     Shut up! [05:19] Tachibana     Seriously. Hmph. [05:23] Jinguuji     She's got those looks. [05:24] ---     They should prove advantageous     in any discussions. [05:27] Jinguuji     Even if she doesn't speak the language,     it's unlikely that she'll be treated badly. [05:31] Jinguuji     And it's true that she's     good at communicating. SIGN    Information SIGN    Unparalleled Beauty SIGN    Substantial increase in favorable disposition     . .     during negotiations with other gender     . .     Likability quotient increases more easily     . . [05:37] Jinguuji     Isn't that too much smoke     for such a small settlement? [05:41] Jinguuji     And it smells charred. [05:42] villager A     Bandits! [05:46] villager B     Run! [05:47] villager C     Leave everything behind! [05:49] crowd     Mommy! [05:50] crowd     We'll be killed! SIGN    Information SIGN    Troublemaker .          Often gets caught up     in unexpected events .     . . [05:52] crowd     Help! [05:53] Jinguuji     Tachibana! [05:58] Tachibana     There seems to be some kind of commotion.     Are they having a festival? [06:01] villager D     Outta the way! [06:03] Tachibana     Ow! [06:05] Tachibana     Ow, ow, ow... [06:07] TAChibana     Man, now my clothes are all dirty. [06:10] Tachibana     Huh? [06:12] Chuck     You're not hurt, are you... young miss? [06:17] Tachibana     Oh, I'm sorry to bother     you while you're working. [06:19] ---     I'm just a little lost, you see. [06:25] Tachibana     Huh? Do you maybe not understand Japanese? [06:28] Tachibana     Bonjour. Excuse me! [06:31] Chuck     I-Is this... [06:33] Chuck     Is this... love? [06:36] Tachibana     Huh? [06:39] Tachibana     Wait... Huh? [06:40] Tachibana     Is this, like... a dangerous situation? [06:43] Tachibana     I thought you were a woodcutter, but... [06:45] Tachibana     Huh? [06:46] Chuck     Marry me. [06:48] Tachibana     What did you say? [06:49] Chuck     I'd quit thieving if it were for you. [06:51] Chuck     And I am prepared to live a decent life. [06:53] Chuck     We can grow vegetables or something     to create a life for ourselves. [06:56] Chuck     I want two children. [06:57] Tachibana     What is this all of a sudden? [07:00] Chuck     Now that that's decided, [07:01] ---     I'll get permission from the boss     and head back to my home country! [07:03] Tachibana     Hey! Hang on a sec! [07:06] Jason     Hey, what are you doing     playing around over there? [07:08] Chuck     Big bro! Look! I've found myself a wife! [07:11] Jason     A wife? What are you talking about? [07:14] Jason     Marry me. [07:15] Tachibana     Why? [07:17] Jason     I'd quit thieving if it were for you. [07:19] Jason     And I am prepared to live a decent life. [07:21] Jason     We can make clay pots or something     to create a life for ourselves. [07:23] Jason     I want eight children. [07:24] Tachibana     How many kids do these guys want me to have?! SIGN    Information SIGN    Unparalleled Beauty     . .     Unbelievable beauty causes     everyone to become incredibly     spellbound. .     . . [07:27] Tachibana     So, this is what that meant? [07:29] Tachibana     Is that what's going on? [07:31] Tachibana     My beauty really pushes people this far? [07:35] Chuck     Big bro, I won't let anyone steal     my wife away, not even you! [07:38] Jason     No, she will live with me!     This calls for a duel! [07:41] bandit C     Marry me. [07:42] bandit C     I'd quit thieving if it were for you. [07:44] Jason     Don't go trying to get ahead! [07:47] bandit C     What d'you think you're doing? [07:49] bandits     You want a fight? Bring it on! [07:56] Tachibana     Is this my fault? Is it? [08:00] Tachibana     Please stop! Stop this pointless fighting! [08:03] Jinguuji     Are you safe, Tachibana?! [08:05] Tachibana     Not for my sake... Not because of me... [08:09] Tachibana     Please don't fight! [08:15] Jinguuji     Did you... do all of this? [08:18] Tachibana     I haven't done anything. [08:20] Tachibana     I was simply here. [08:22] Tachibana     But I... I... [08:24] Tachibana     Because I am too beautiful,     all of this has... [08:27] Jinguuji     Tachibana. [08:29] Jinguuji     You're a little bit happy     about this, aren't you? [08:33] villagers     Thank you! Thank you! [08:37] villagers     Thank you! Thank you! [08:38] Tachibana     And now I'm being revered     like some kind of deity. [08:42] Jinguuji     Well, it's healthier than that     fight that broke out earlier. [08:46] Tachibana     I really have become a woman of     beauty that I couldn't possibly exist. [08:51] Tachibana     I just thought maybe     I'd be a little bit popular. [08:54] Jinguuji     I underestimated it as well. [08:56] Tachibana     Now I kind of understand a bit about      why you started hating women. [09:00] Jinguuji     Huh? No, I... Well... [09:03] Tachibana     But for this kind of stuff to happen     everywhere I go is a little... [09:08] Tachibana     Should I hide my face? [09:09] Tachibana     Like this. [09:11] Jinguuji     No. [09:12] Jinguuji     But it does seem that we'll need     some kind of countermeasures. [09:16] Tachibana     Now that I think about it...     Why doesn't it affect you? [09:19] Jinguuji     Huh? Oh... You mean the reason I'm fine     even when looking you in the face? [09:24] Jinguuji     It must be because I know you're a man. [09:27] Tachibana     I see. [09:28] Jinguuji     Though, I'm not exactly unaffected, you know... [09:30] Tachibana     Maybe it's got something to do with the     intelligence setting in the parameters. [09:34] Tachibana     I imagine it's got some     kind of mental effect. [09:37] bandit D     Crap! We've been defeated! [09:39] bandit D     To think we'd get distracted     and wiped out by a lone woman. [09:44] bandit D     But you'd do well to be afraid.     We're an advance party. [09:47] bandit D     In a few hours, the main group     will realize something's wrong. [09:50] bandit D     They'll get ready, and they'll come here! [09:53] Tachibana     We haven't said a word. They just     started talking all on their own. [09:57] bandit D     I'm looking forward to seeing this whole     village get crushed into the ground! [10:02] Jinguuji     If they're close enough to     guess that something's wrong, [10:05] Jinguuji     that means their stronghold     must be in the area. [10:07] bandits     Huh? [10:10] Tachibana     Are these guys for real? [10:13] Jinguuji     Where is it? [10:14] bandit D     I'm not telling you! You think I'm stupid? [10:16] Jinguuji     Tachibana. [10:17] Tachibana     Well, I guess I have no choice... [10:23] Tachibana     I do wish you'd tell me! [10:31] Tachibana     Could it be that... [10:33] Tachibana     I'm unbeatable? [10:35] Jinguuji     What are you doing? Come on. Let's go. SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout [10:38] Jinguuji     So cute! [10:44] Tachibana     Well, I guess they would     have real lookouts posted. [10:47] Jinguuji     It seems our enemies are not idiots. [10:49] Jinguuji     I like that we can check their     strengths ahead of time. [10:52] Tachibana     Huh? You can see other people's stats, too? SIGN    Strength Power: 10 Speed: 11 Intelligence: 15 Luck: 3 SIGN    Strength Power: 20 Speed: 8 Intelligence: 11 Luck: 2 [10:55] Tachibana     Their numbers are really     low compared to yours. [10:58] Jinguuji     But we don't know how far     we can trust these. [11:01] Jinguuji     And we can't be sure of how     many people are inside. [11:04] Jinguuji     We should go carefully. [11:05] Tachibana     Carefully, huh? [11:07] Tachibana     Sounds like a pain. Why don't you just     smack 'em around a bit and finish this? [11:11] Tachibana     You took out that beam-shooting bear     with one punch. I'm sure you can do it! SIGN    Aaaaaah [11:15] Jinguuji     You make it sound so easy. [11:17] Tachibana     Back when you were student council president,     you took out a den of delinquents. [11:21] Tachibana     This is just like that, right? [11:22] Jinguuji     The danger levels are entirely different! [11:25] Jinguuji     And please don't say I took     them out. I rehabilitated them. [11:28] Tachibana     That was rehabilitation? [11:30] Tachibana     Then, should I go? [11:32] Jinguuji     You? [11:34] Jinguuji     What can you do with those     cannon-fodder-level stats? [11:36] Tachibana     Don't go thinking that cannon fodder     isn't good for anything, Mr. Elite. SIGN    Ka-pow [11:41] Tachibana     I'm gonna go crash their     group dynamics completely! [11:45] Jinguuji     Are you one of those women     that destroys friendships? [11:47] Jinguuji     Have you already forgotten that     you were almost kidnapped? [11:50] Jinguuji     Best case, you'd be married. Worst case,     you'd have gone down a slave route. [11:53] Tachibana     You say some really scary things... [11:55] Jinguuji     How about you leave this to me,     and go to your place? [12:00] Tachibana     But, I mean... [12:02] Tachibana     No matter how strong you are, it's not     right letting you face danger alone. [12:07] Jinguuji     Tachibana. [12:09] Jinguuji     Really... It's that part of you that's so... [12:12] Jinguuji     How can I put it? So... needlessly kind. [12:19] Jinguuji     "I'm sure you can just leave this to me." SIGN    Middle School [12:21] Jinguuji     "I can find a way on my own.     I'll make it work." [12:25] Jinguuji     "Do things for others. Sacrifice     yourself to make that happen." [12:30] Jinguuji     That's how I was raised. [12:32] Jinguuji     I have never doubted or     questioned it. And yet... [12:35] (Flashback) Tachibana     Whoa... They're making you     handle all the paperwork again? [12:39] (Flashback) Jinguuji     Tachibana? [12:40] (Flashback) Tachibana     I mean, there's supposed to be     two of you doing this, right? [12:42] (Flashback) ---     Where's the other guy? [12:44] (Flashback) Jinguuji     Team practice. [12:45] (Flashback) Tachibana     Ran out on you, huh?     They really are just using you. [12:49] (Flashback) Tachibana     Come on. Hand 'em over. [12:50] (Flashback) Jinguuji     Huh? [12:51] (Flashback) Tachibana     I'm in the going home club. [12:53] (Flashback) ---     And even if I do go home,     I've got nothing to do. [12:55] (Flashback) Tachibana     And even you think these are a pain, right? [12:59] (Flashback) female teacher     I'm so sorry to make you     handle all these little jobs. [13:02] (Flashback) female teacher     Jinguuji-kun, you're just so mature,     I end up relying on you. [13:07] (Flashback) student officer     Sorry! I've got team practice. [13:09] (Flashback) student officer     The tournament's coming up.     I feel really bad, but... [13:15] (Flashback) Jinguuji     That's true. [13:16] (Flashback) Jinguuji     In that case, I'm compiling statistics     from the future plans questionnaires... [13:19] (Flashback) Tachibana     It's better if you don't ask     me to do stuff like statistics. [13:22] (Flashback) Jinguuji     Then, could you staple them for me? [13:24] (Flashback) Tachibana     Nice. That's the kind of thing I can do. [13:27] Jinguuji     Even though he knew it would be a pain,     he couldn't pretend he didn't see. [13:32] Jinguuji     He's a person who can do things for     others when it really counts... [13:35] Jinguuji     instead of being someone who just     does as they're told, like me. [13:41] Jinguuji     Honestly. He's always like this. [13:45] Jinguuji     So cute. I'm in love. Let's get married. [13:50] Jinguuji     Wait. What was that reaction just now? [13:53] Jinguuji     Cute? Well, I suppose that's acceptable. [13:55] Jinguuji     But marriage? [13:59] Jinguuji     Are you stupid? It's too soon to get married. [14:01] Jinguuji     We haven't even dated yet. [14:05] Jinguuji     There's something wrong with me! [14:07] Tachibana     What's wrong, Jinguuji?! [14:20] Jinguuji     Why? It's getting worse by the minute! [14:22] Jinguuji     My thoughts are filled with Tachibana! [14:24] Jinguuji     Is this the curse, too? [14:26] Tachibana     Hey. Are you okay? [14:29] Jinguuji     Tachibana... [14:31] Jinguuji     Right now... if I catch even     a glimpse of her... I will... [14:37] Tachibana     Man, that looks like it hurts... [14:39] Tachibana     Cuts to the forehead really     bleed a ton, don't they? [14:43] Jinguuji     Tachibana... [14:45] Jinguuji     I... [14:47] Jinguuji     I... I... [14:50] Jinguuji     I... [14:52] Jinguuji     I! [15:00] lookout     It's an enemy raid! [15:03] Jinguuji     I... I... [15:05] Jinguuji     I think you should cherish yourself more! [15:08] Tachibana     What brought this on all of a sudden?! [15:12] Jinguuji     Why is your chest so recklessly     exposed?! What if you catch a chill! [15:16] Jinguuji     Cover up! [15:22] Tachibana     What? It's not like     I want to dress like this! [15:26] bandit F     What's this? A falling out between comrades? [15:29] bandit G     There's only two of 'em!     And one of them's a woman. [15:32] bandit F     Doesn't look like we needed     to bring everyone out here. [15:36] bandit G     Hey, look! The woman's really pretty. [15:39] bandit F     Seems like she takes care of herself.     I think we can expect good things. [15:42] bandit G     Take the woman alive! Kill the man! [15:45] Jinguuji     Take that! [15:47] bandit G     You little... [15:48] Jinguuji     Take that! [15:49] bandit F     How dare you do that to my comrades?! [15:51] Jinguuji     Take that! [15:52] Jinguuji     Take that! Take that! Take     that! Take that! Take that! [15:52] Tachibana     He's burying those people like     he's planting a rice paddy. [15:55] village chief     Goddess! [15:57] village chief     I have convinced the people of     the village to come to your aid! [16:00] Tachibana     Village chief! [16:02] Jinguuji     Take that! [16:03] Tachibana     Chief! [16:05] Jinguuji     Stay away from Tachibana! [16:08] Tachibana     Jinguuji! [16:09] Tachibana     You're acting really weird! [16:11] Tachibana     Are you okay? [16:13] Jinguuji     Weird? [16:14] Jinguuji     Yes. It's true that something isn't right... [16:18] Jinguuji     Earlier, it was burned into my     eyes and I can't unsee it... [16:21] Tachibana     What was? [16:24] Jinguuji     Your... [16:25] Tachibana     Me? [16:27] Tachibana     My what? [16:28] Jinguuji     Well, that's... SIGN     ♥ Charmed [16:33] Jinguuji     I can't really say... SIGN    ♥ Charmed [16:40] Tachibana     This... is totally my fault. [16:46] Tachibana     Just admit it, Jinguuji. [16:48] Tachibana     If you're being honest, you     think I'm super cute, right? SIGN    ♥ Charmed [16:54] Jinguuji     No. Not cute at all. [16:56] Tachibana     Completely unconvincing! SIGN    ♥ Charmed [16:58] Tachibana     Jinguuji, look up. [16:59] Jinguuji     Up? SIGN    ♥ Charmed [17:01] Jinguuji     What's this? [17:02] Jinguuji     Charmed? SIGN    ♥ Charmed [17:04] Tachibana     Charmed. [17:07] Jinguuji     Oh... [17:08] Jinguuji     I... I know this will sound     like an excuse, but... [17:11] Jinguuji     I want you to understand... [17:13] Jinguuji     I have no interest in young girls. SIGN    ♥ Charmed [17:16] Jinguuji     It's really, completely     outside my preferences. [17:18] Jinguuji     And blondes... really aren't my thing. [17:21] Jinguuji     But your hair is so soft and beautiful, [17:22] Jinguuji     and the way it shines... [17:25] Jinguuji     Even at night, it illuminates your face... SIGN     ♥ Charmed [17:28] Jinguuji     It's as though you are my sun. [17:43] Tachibana     Th-This is terrifying! [17:44] Tachibana     It makes it so that people can't control     their own thoughts and feelings! [17:47] Tachibana     Is this how the "charmed" effect works? [17:49] Tachibana     Seriously, the power of my     appearance is way too strong! [17:52] Tachibana     This is crazy... I have to do something     before something really bad happens! [17:57] Jinguuji     Tachibana... [18:02] Tachibana     Sorry, Jinguuji! [18:03] Tachibana     I mean, I was in a panic,     but I slapped you really hard! [18:06] Jinguuji     No. This was my fault, too. [18:09] Jinguuji     More importantly... SIGN     ♥ Charmed [18:12] Tachibana     Huh? [18:13] Tachibana     You're all better? [18:15] Jinguuji     I'm all better. [18:23] Tachibana     Don't feel so down. [18:25] Jinguugi     I've never experienced...     a disgrace of this magnitude. [18:28] Jinguuji     What a blunder. [18:29] Tachibana     Here's some water. [18:32] Jinguuji     But now that it's come to this, we really     need to come up with countermeasures. [18:35] Jinguuji     I'd rather not get slapped again. [18:37] Tachibana     Getting better after being hit... [18:39] Tachibana     You're like a broken television! [18:42] Jinguuji     Shut up. [18:46] Tachibana     All right already. There's no use     crying over spilled milk. [18:50] Tachibana     Let's switch gears! [18:52] Tachibana     Right now... [18:54] Tachibana     Let's get drunk on the beauty of victory! [18:59] Tachibana     Just look at this! It's amazing!     You think it's the currency of this world? [19:03] Jinguuji     They've hoarded quite a lot. [19:05] Tachibana     So, what do you want to do     with this huge haul of loot? [19:08] village chief     Please, you should have it. We'd like     you to accept it as our tribute to you. [19:13] Tachibana     No way! I don't need all this! [19:16] Jinguuji     I certainly can't say that we     didn't hope for compensation, [19:20] Jinguuji     but all of this must have     been pillaged from this area. [19:24] village chief     But you are the saviors of our village.     Please allow us to repay you. [19:29] Jinguuji     When you put it that way,     it's difficult to refuse... [19:31] Tachibana     Oh! In that case... [19:33] Tachibana     There's something I want! [19:45] Tachibana     What do you think? [19:46] Tachibana     It doesn't expose very much      and it fits me perfectly. [19:49] Jinguuji     Clothing? I see. [19:51] Jinguuji     I suppose it's all right. [19:54] Tachibana     Jinguuji. [19:56] Tachibana     You're doing that to hide your     embarrassment, aren't you? [19:58] Tachibana     That's what the fact that you     can be charmed means, right? [20:03] Tachibana     This guy... [20:04] Tachibana     He might talk like that, but inside, he finds     this appearance so cute he can't stand it, right? [20:10] Tachibana     This is awesome! It feels so good! [20:13] Tachibana     I had no idea that being cute     made you feel so omnipotent! [20:18] Tachibana     Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! [20:22] Tachibana     Ow! That hurts! I give up! I give up! [20:25] Jinguuji     What was all that supposed to be? [20:30] Tachibana     Well, you may be unhappy since someone's     got hold of a weakness of yours, but... [20:34] Tachibana     It's a good thing that it's me, right? [20:39] Tachibana     Huh? [20:41] Tachibana     Do you smell something weird? [20:48] Tachibana     F-F-F-F-F... [20:51] Tachibana     Fire! [20:54] Tachibana     Jinguuji! This is bad! [20:56] Tachibana     Fire! There's a fire! [20:57] Tachibana     Hey! Jinguuji! [20:59] Jinguuji     I see. So someone's got     hold of my weakness... [21:04] Jinguuji     It's the first time this has happened to me. [21:08] Tachibana     This is not the time to be     basking in your emotions! [21:22] Rue     Is it morning? [21:25] Rue     Sateyna, are you there? [21:27] Sateyna     Here. [21:35] Rue     I see I'm just as beautiful as ever today. [21:37] Sateyna     Premier, um... [21:39] Rue     Yes, yes. "You are as lovely     as ever today," right? [21:43] Rue     I'm tired of hearing that. [21:44] Sateyna     Oh, no, that isn't... [21:46] Rue     Well then, let's work our     hardest for another day. [21:49] Sateyna     Premier! [21:50] Rue     We shall work for the sake of     this beautiful elven forest! [21:56] Rue     It... It... [21:58] Rue     It's been burned to the ground! SIGN    with [23:36] Jinguuji     What's wrong, Tachibana? [23:37] Tachibana     I saw one! In my room! One of     those things that start with "c"! [23:39] Jinguuji     Calm down, Tachibana. Open the door     wide, spray a little peppermint oil... [23:42] Jinguuji     See? It ran. [23:42] Tachibana     Whoa! SIGN    Episode 3          A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and an Angry Elf [23:43] Jinguuji     The real problem is this world,     with its complete lack of insects, [23:45] Jinguuji     and whether it's all right for us     to have released that thing into it. [23:48] Tachibana     Destroying an ecosystem is bad! Really bad! E3 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and an Angry Elf Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout [01:31] child A     Mister, did you beat that thing? [01:33] Jinguuji     Yes. And with only one punch. SIGN    Huntsman LV 1 Acquired [01:34] child B     Whoa. That's insane. [01:36] village man     You did really well for your first time! [01:39] Jinguuji     It's because you taught me so well. [01:41] Jinguuji     If I go to a big town, will     I be able to sell this pelt? [01:44] village man     I think so, but I've never seen a     creature like this before, so... [01:49] village chief     That's... [01:51] village man     Chief, do you know it? [01:52] village chief     It's the guardian deity     of this forest, I believe. [01:55] Jinguuji     Guardian deity? [01:56] Jinguuji     Then, is it bad that I killed it? [01:59] village chief     Not at all. It's no deity of ours, you see. [02:02] village chief     Please, don't let it bother you. [02:04] Jinguuji     He seems to be implying something. [02:06] child A     Mister, where's the goddess? [02:08] Jinguuji     Oh, still asleep. [02:11] Jinguuji     I think it's about time I should go wake her. [02:14] Jinguuji     Hey, Tachibana— [02:19] Tachibana     Oh, hey. Morning. [02:21] Tachibana     My hair's so long, it just won't dry. SIGN    Episode 3 . SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout .     and an Angry Elf . [02:35] Tachibana     Sorry. [02:37] Tachibana     I'll be more careful next time. [02:39] Jinguuji     Please do. [02:40] Jinguuji     The first naked female body I've seen     is yours. Just think how I feel. [02:44] Jinguuji     My mood is rock bottom. [02:46] Tachibana     It's not the first. [02:48] Tachibana     Wait, is it seriously your first? [02:51] Tachibana     Well, since we're living together,     it was bound to happen. So just accept it. [02:55] Jinguuji     You could be just a little     contrite, couldn't you? [02:58] Tachibana     But you know, I was excited at first! [03:02] Tachibana     Like, "I'll be in the     bath with a female body!" [03:05] Tachibana     But... [03:06] Tachibana     The look of this body is so far     removed from my real age. [03:10] Tachibana     It reminds me of my little sister. [03:12] Tachibana     It just... [03:14] Tachibana     Nothing happened. [03:15] Jinguuji     I'm happy for you. [03:19] Jinguuji     What is it? [03:21] Tachibana     Jinguuji, are you really into     childlike blondes' faces? [03:24] Jinguuji     I will slug you. [03:26] Jinguuji     The most terrifying thing about     your appearance is the fact that [03:28] Jinguuji     it warps the preferences     of anyone who sees you. [03:33] Tachibana     It warps... preferences? [03:36] Jinguuji     Your physical appearance... [03:38] Jinguuji     There's something we might call "magic"     embedded in it which supersedes your looks. [03:42] Jinguuji     The fact that it can change my thinking     against my will is terrifying. [03:46] Jinguuji     Hurry up and return to being a man. [03:48] Tachibana     Well, I'm starting to have     a little fun with this. [03:51] Tachibana     Normally, I'd never be able to     make you this flustered. [03:55] Tachibana     And the villagers really fawn all over me! [03:58] Tachibana     It gives me a feeling of superiority, and— [04:02] Jinguuji     You want to go back to being a man     as quickly as possible, right? [04:05] Tachibana     Yes, yes! Yes, I do! [04:07] Jinguuji     You do, don't you? [04:09] Jinguuji     Leave it to me! [04:10] Jinguuji     I'll find a way. [04:11] Tachibana     You're really scary sometimes, you know that? [04:14] Tachibana     So, what are we going to do next? [04:17] Jinguuji     I asked around a little     in the village, [04:18] Jinguuji     But it didn't seem like anyone had     ever heard of a "demon lord." [04:22] Jinguuji     I heard that there's a big town ahead, [04:24] Jinguuji     so we should probably go     there and gather information. [04:28] Jinguuji     Now that we've acquired travel funds, [04:29] Jinguuji     let's find a good time to go     and leave the village. [04:31] Tachibana     Gotcha. SIGN    flowing [04:35] Tachibana     Doesn't it seem fluffier     and shinier than yesterday? [04:39] Tachibana     Why are you good at everything     down to drying hair? [04:42] Jinguuji     I've seen it done at salons. [04:43] Tachibana     Is it really something that you     can do after just watching? [04:47] Tachibana     Oh, yeah. What happened to the     forest that was on fire yesterday? [04:51] Jinguuji     It rained, and I heard     that it put out the fire. [04:53] ---     That's great. [04:54] villager     Please, let's handle this peacefully... [04:56] Rue     You expect me not to be enraged by this?! [04:59] Rue     I wanted to settle this peacefully, too. [05:02] Rue     But I simply cannot! [05:04] Rue     You weren't satisfied with just the forest, [05:06] Rue     so you reduced our guardian deity     to this unthinkable state as well?! [05:09] Rue     Make your choice, humans! [05:10] Rue     Shall I destroy this village, or will you     point out the criminals who did this?! [05:18] Tachibana     You know... [05:19] Tachibana     Seeing people get angry at each other     makes me uncomfortable. [05:23] Tachibana     When I saw newbies at     work getting yelled at, [05:27] Tachibana     it made me feel like I was     getting yelled at, too. [05:31] Jinguuji     I understand what you mean, [05:33] Jinguuji     but just now, it was definitely     us that she was angry with. [05:36] Tachibana     You think so, too? [05:38] Jinguuji     Which means that... [05:40] Jinguuji     We did not burn down the forest. [05:42] Jinguuji     Killing the guardian     deity was self-defense, [05:45] ---     and there's nothing wrong with that! [05:47] Tachibana     We should be apologizing!     Why are you speaking so arrogantly? [05:51] Rue     As soon as you show yourselves,     you begin giving excuses. [05:54] Rue     Does that mean that you're     the ones who did this? [05:56] Jinguuji     Yes. But we wish to negotiate. [06:00] Rue     The guardian deity protected     our sacred forest. [06:03] Rue     If it attacked you, then you must     have trespassed on our sacred land. [06:06] Rue     There is no room for negotiation here. [06:08] Jinguuji     And you have no right     to speak to us that way! [06:11] Tachibana     Like I said! Why are you being so arrogant?! [06:14] Tachibana     I'm so sorry. He's always been rude, you see. [06:18] Tachibana     Enough. Just apologize! [06:19] Jinguuji     I refuse. [06:20] Tachibana     Oh, why is this guy so... [06:23] Tachibana     But I never imagined     I'd get to meet a real elf... [06:27] Tachibana     She's scary, but she's super beautiful! [06:29] ---     I got to see something nice! [06:31] Rue     Hmph. Well, I suppose, for     a human, she's all right. [06:35] Rue     That translucent skin. Those blue eyes. [06:39] Rue     Golden hair and a well-proportioned face... [06:42] Rue     I will grant that she puts     effort into her appearance. [06:45] Rue     But, well... [06:48] Rue     I am far more beautiful than she! [06:53] Tachibana; Jinguuji     Why'd she take her clothes off? [06:54] Ultina     She's starting again. [06:56] Sateyna     If she didn't do this,     she'd be fairly normal. [07:00] Rue     Is my beauty so overwhelming     that you can't even speak? [07:04] Rue     That's right. We elves are followers     of the goddess of love and beauty! [07:09] Rue     She is abundant, lovely, and splendid!     And we are her people! [07:14] Rue     These long ears are the proof of it! [07:18] Jinguuji     If you're her people, then you     can't possibly be respectable. [07:21] Tachibana     And the type of long ears     is different, isn't it? [07:23] Rue     You two! [07:25] Rue     Admit your crimes and beg for forgiveness. [07:27] Rue     Press your heads to the ground     and sing praises of my beauty. [07:31] Tachibana     You mean if we just kneel     on the ground, you'll forgive us? [07:34] Tachibana     Yes, my lady! With pleasure! [07:35] Jinguuji     Tachibana. [07:37] Tachibana     Huh? [07:38] Jinguuji     There is no need to do something like     that for an exhibitionist like her. [07:42] Rue     Exhibitionist?! [07:43] Tachibana     I mean, she does have that look to her,     but there's a better way to say it. [07:43] Rue; background     Th-Th-These garments were     bestowed upon us by the goddess! [07:46] Rue; background     Passed down through my family for     generations, they are noble and... [07:46] Jinguuji     I simply spoke the truth. And anyway... [07:50] Jinguuji     I'm amazed that you can walk around     as nearly naked as you are. [07:52] Rue     Listen to me when I'm talking to you! [07:57] Jinguuji     Praise your beauty, you say? [07:58] Jinguuji     I have no interest in     women in the first place. [08:01] Jinguuji     And now that I've even grown     used to Tachibana's appearance, [08:03] ---     you will not capture my attention. [08:05] Jinguuji     Try it on some other sap. [08:08] Tachibana     Hey, are you sure you're     okay with admitting to that? [08:11] Jinguuji     Hm? I simply spoke the truth. [08:14] Rue     This little... [08:15] Rue     Men are creatures who, once they've seen my     beautiful body, bring gifts and do as I say! [08:20] Rue     The men of this village bring me tribute     to try to please me, and yet... [08:25] Sateyna     Isn't that because you're     scary when you're displeased? [08:28] Ultina     Shh! [08:29] Rue     That's right. Beauty is about popularity. [08:32] ---     We'll decide this with a vote. [08:35] Rue     Villagers! [08:36] Rue     This girl or myself! Assemble before     the one you think is most beautiful! SIGN    Crowded [08:43] Jinguuji     I can't help feeling sorry for her. [08:45] Tachibana     I-I-I think you're prettier than me, though! [08:49] Tachibana     I can't compare to you at all! Seriously! [08:52] Tachibana     Really, I mean it! [08:53] Jinguuji     Tachibana, sometimes, consolation     can hurt as much as a blade. [08:58] Jinguuji     Take this opportunity to     reexamine yourself, woman. [09:00] Jinguuji     Perhaps you should first change     which deity you believe in. [09:04] Jinguuji     If you do, that good-for-nothing     nature of yours might improve. [09:08] Tachibana     Don't just casually suggest     a religious conversion! [09:13] Rue     I see. Is that what this is? [09:16] Rue     You're adherents of some     heretical religion, aren't you? [09:20] Tachibana     Huh? [09:21] Rue     You brainwashed the villagers, didn't you? [09:22] ---     Otherwise, this outcome would be unthinkable! [09:26] Rue     By causing my fall, you lessen the majesty     of our goddess! That is your plot! [09:30] Rue     Defiling our sacred lands and killing our     guardian deity is all consistent with that goal! [09:35] Jinguuji     I know that you don't want to     admit that you've been beaten, [09:38] Jinguuji     but this is childish! [09:39] Rue     I won't listen to words spoken     by those who follow heresy! SIGN    O Goddess, in your exalted seat, master of the long ears, SIGN    here and now, I, your humble servant, offer my beauty in your honor. SIGN    I beseech thee, cleanse away the misfortune which would do me harm! [09:57] Tachibana     Is... Is that magic?! [09:59] Jinguuji     Stay back, Tachibana. [10:02] Rue     If you die, I will be the most     beautiful being in this place. [10:07] Rue     Die for my sake! [10:08] Tachibana     It ended up being a really selfish reason! [10:15] Tachibana     She's just shooting those     off in a place like this? [10:17] Tachibana     Let's escape into the forest! [10:21] Tachibana     What was that? [10:22] Jinguuji     Please refrain from touching     me so thoughtlessly. [10:24] Jinguuji     And holding hands is out of the question. [10:26] Tachibana     You really are a pain, you know that, right?! [10:30] Rue     Fools. [10:31] Rue     Entering into our home field     of your own volition... [10:34] Rue     Insulting our goddess is a grave crime! [10:37] Rue     Atone for it with your deaths! [10:49] Rue     Drat. I've overdone it     and lost sight of them. [10:52] Rue     Sateyna! Ultina! [10:54] Sateyna; Ultina     Yes, my lady. [10:55] Ultina     We will begin searching for the enemy. [10:58] Tachibana     There's no need to grab me by the     scruff of the neck, is there?! [11:01] Jinguuji     If I hadn't, you probably would have died. [11:04] Tachibana     Died? [11:05] Jinguuji     It's all right. Even if I die,     I'll make sure that you don't. [11:09] Tachibana     You... [11:11] Tachibana     Don't you dare say you'll die,      even as a joke! [11:14] Tachibana     If you die, there's absolutely     no doubt I'll die, too! [11:17] Tachibana     Understand?! [11:19] Jinguuji     I understand. [11:22] Jinguuji     Don't worry. Naturally,     I have no intention of dying. [11:25] Jinguuji     And I'm not one to stay beaten. [11:28] Tachibana     Still, how are we gonna get close enough— [11:31] Tachibana     A rock? [11:41] Rue     Huh? [11:43] Ultina     Premier! [11:44] Sateyna     Are you all right? [11:50] Sateyna     Your hair... [11:52] Ultina     The symbol of your elvenhood... [12:00] Rue     Wha— Huh? What's this? [12:02] Sateyna     Pull yourself together! [12:06] Tachibana     You're fighting a girl, you know?      Wasn't there a better way? [12:11] Jinguuji     I have no intention of showing mercy     to those who would do you harm. [12:14] Jinguuji     However... [12:15] Jinguuji     I had no idea a simple stone     would be this powerful. [12:18] Tachibana     One step wrong, and this could've     been a really grotesque sight. [12:22] Tachibana     At any rate... [12:23] Tachibana     It doesn't seem like it's a good time      to have a word with them. [12:27] Jinguuji     Let's get out of here quickly. [12:28] ---     Before things get any more volatile... [12:34] Rue     Those cretins. [12:36] ---     To think they'd even take our     guardian deity's pelt with them. [12:39] Rue     Having been so mercilessly defeated,     I cannot return to our settlement. [12:44] Rue     I will go after those two. [12:46] Ultina     Premier... [12:48] Rue     I shall deal a crushing blow to     those who so harmed our goddess. [12:52] Rue     And I will retrieve our guardian deity. [12:55] Rue     Then I will make them regret     having done this to me! [12:59] Ultina     When she flies into a rage,     her true feelings come out in the end. [13:03] Sateyna     And she was only just crying her heart out. SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout SIGN    rustle [13:07] Ultina     She put it on only to take it off again? [13:09] Sateyna     That's seriously laughable. [13:12] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler     You've never played video games? [13:14] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler     And you've never read manga, either? [13:16] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler     Is that strange? [13:18] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler     It's not strange, but... [13:20] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler     Okay, let's play this game together! [13:23] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler     The main character will, of course,     be named after me, Hinata. SIGN    Hinata SIGN    Please enter your name [13:28] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler     I'll let you give the heroine your name. SIGN    Tsu SIGN    Tsuka SIGN    Tsukasa [13:31] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler     It sounds like a girl's name anyway. [13:32] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler     Yours sounds like a girl's name, too. [13:37] Jinguuji     We ended up in exactly the      opposite roles as back then. [13:40] Tachibana     I'm tired! [13:42] Tachibana     Having to get around by walking     is too harsh for modern people! [13:45] Tachibana     Stupid! Seriously, so stupid! [13:46] Jinguuji     We have to walk another three days     if we want to reach the town. [13:50] Tachibana     Nope. Not possible. [13:53] Jinguuji     I suppose it can't be helped. [13:55] Jinguuji     We'll rest here for today. [13:59] Tachibana     Baths really do make me feel rejuvenated. [14:04] Tachibana     Whoa! What's this?     It looks like a full course meal! [14:06] Jinguuji     Once the meat is done,     the meal will be complete. [14:10] Tachibana     Where did you manage to     get these ingredients? [14:12] Jinguuji     I asked the village huntsmen to teach     me about edible plants and things. [14:17] Tachibana     You gathered ingredients and cooked     dinner while I was in the bath? [14:21] Jinguuji     I worked hard since     I thought you'd be hungry. [14:24] Tachibana     You worked way too hard... [14:26] Tachibana     In that case... [14:27] Tachibana     I guess I'll just have to bring out... [14:29] Tachibana     these guys! [14:32] Tachibana     Since we've got the chance, let's do     this outside, looking up at the stars! [14:36] Tachibana     And now... Cheers! [14:44] Tachibana     This taste is sinful. SIGN    ° Despite appearances,      this is an old guy, aged 32. [14:46] Jinguuji     You've got a mustache. [14:48] Tachibana     I wonder how this will taste... [14:55] Tachibana     The meat's got a sort of wild flavor... [14:57] Tachibana     like a sort of untamed     flavor you get from game. [15:02] Tachibana     Hold on. What kind of meat is this? [15:04] Jinguuji     Forgive me. [15:05] Tachibana     This is meat from that     guardian deity, isn't it! SIGN    Sploosh [15:08] Jinguuji     I drained the blood really well,     so it should taste good. [15:11] Tachibana     That is so not the problem! [15:13] Jinguuji     I do feel bad for having deceived you, [15:15] Jinguuji     but a warm meal is necessary for     restoring energy and willpower. [15:19] Jinguuji     And without protein, you can't     recover from exhaustion. [15:22] Tachibana     Oh. So it's because I said I was tired. [15:26] Tachibana     Well, having tried it, it was     better than I expected! [15:28] Tachibana     The beer is good and the air is clear! [15:31] Tachibana     I've got no complaints! [15:32] Jinguuji     Yes. It's a nice night. [15:35] Tachibana     If they've got alcohol in     this world, I want to try it! [15:38] Jinguuji     Should you be treating this like a vacation? [15:41] Tachibana     I've been thinking this     ever since we got here... [15:43] Tachibana     Your sense of responsibility     is way too strong. [15:45] Tachibana     You're too serious! [15:47] Tachibana     You'll go bald at this rate! [15:48] Jinguuji     Bald? [15:50] Tachibana     What's wrong with treating     it like a vacation? [15:52] ---     Work's been so busy, so I haven't gone anywhere. [15:55] Tachibana     This is a different world, right? [15:56] Tachibana     That means no one we know is     here and no one's watching! [15:59] Tachibana     Why don't we slow down and take it easy? [16:02] Jinguuji     No one's watching? [16:07] Jinguuji     I see. [16:08] Jinguuji     Now that I think about it, it has been     a while since I took a break this long. [16:11] Tachibana     That's right! And we're     in a different world... [16:14] Tachibana     so we can do whatever we want! [16:16] Jinguuji     Wait. What are you doing? [16:18] Tachibana     Someone told me that if I feel hot,     I should remove my clothes. [16:21] Jinguuji     I see. You're drunk. [16:23] Tachibana     I'm not drunk. How could I be     drunk from just one sip of beer? [16:27] Jinguuji     That's true, but... [16:28] Jinguuji     Wait! Your new body might not have      the same alcohol tolerance! [16:32] Tachibana     Oh, no wonder. That's why everything     looks all sparkly and bright! [16:37] Tachibana     It's because I've got a different body!     And it's this body's fault! [16:40] Jinguuji     Stop babbling! [16:41] Jinguuji     That's enough for tonight.     Give me your can. Come on. SIGN    ° Despite appearances,     this is an old guy, aged 32. [16:46] Jinguuji     You idiot! [16:51] Tachibana     That's right. That's so right! [16:54] Tachibana     I can do whatever I want in this world! SIGN    Dash [16:57] Tachibana     I am free! [16:58] Jinguuji     Where are you going, Tachibana?! [17:03] Jinguuji     This is why I don't like     troublesome drunks... [17:05] Jinguuji     But Tachibana didn't have a     habit of taking off clothes before. [17:09] Jinguuji     Does a change of body change     things like that as well? [17:12] Jinguuji     No, it could also be the     effect of some kind of skill. SIGN    Information SIGN    Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX     . .     When feeling openhearted or when      inhibitions are lowered, a sense of liberation      makes one want to remove clothing. [17:17] Jinguuji     This window... [17:19] Jinguuji     It seems to pop up when what I'm     thinking and the skill effects match. SIGN    Information SIGN    Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX     . .     When feeling openhearted or when      inhibitions are lowered, a sense of liberation      makes one want to remove clothing. [17:23] Jinguuji     But the effect of this     "blessing" is utterly useless. [17:26] Tachibana     Jinguuji... [17:29] Jinguuji     T-Tachibana! [17:33] Jinguuji     A-Are you all right, Tachibana? [17:34] Tachibana     I don't know why, but I can't move. [17:37] Jinguuji     Wait there! I'll get you down. [17:39] Tachibana     Huh? What's happening to me right now? [17:44] Tachibana     What's with these springy rope things? [17:50] Tachibana     What's this? It's suddenly pitch black. [17:53] Jinguuji     It's lowering you down, Tachibana! [17:56] Tachibana     Jinguuji? Where? Where are you? [18:01] Jinguuji     In this perilous situation, I can't even     look at her because of her skin showing! [18:04] Tachibana     Jinguuji, where are you? I feel so lonely! SIGN    sniffle [18:08] Tachibana     I'm gonna cry... [18:09] Jinguuji     Pull your clothes back up! Your clothes! [18:11] Jinguuji     I'll be right there! Just wait! [18:13] Jinguuji     This thing is a pain in     a simple sort of way... [18:15] Tachibana     Oh, it was my clothes.     No wonder it was so dark. [18:22] Tachibana     I'll pretend I didn't see that. [18:23] Jinguuji     Don't hide from reality! [18:25] Tachibana     I seriously want to cry!     Why is this happening? [18:27] Tachibana     What am I supposed to do here? [18:30] Jinguuji     You drank too much! [18:32] Jinguuji     If you won't listen when people try to     stop you, things turn out like this! [18:34] Tachibana     I don't remember anyone trying to stop me! [18:36] Jinguuji     I told you over and over to stop! [18:38] Tachibana     All right. I've gotten scolded and     punished enough. So hurry up and save me. [18:42] Jinguuji     I want nothing more than to do that, but... [18:45] Jinguuji     my body won't move an inch! SIGN    ♥ Charmed [18:47] Tachibana     Jinguuji, your head. Your head. [18:49] Jinguuji     Blast! This charmed thing     really is problematic! [18:52] Jinguuji     The reason I can't move... [18:54] Jinguuji     Deep in my psyche, I want to stare at a     scantily clad Tachibana from a safe distance... [18:59] Jinguuji     Is that it? [19:01] Jinguuji     At this rate, Tachibana will     be sucked down and disappear. [19:03] Jinguuji     It's already starting to eat her hair. [19:06] Jinguuji     What do I do? [19:07] Jinguuji     How can I remove the charmed effect? [19:08] Jinguuji     Think of something! [19:10] Jinguuji     Last time, everything worked     out because of that slap. SIGN    ♥ Charmed [19:13] Jinguuji     Which means that if I encounter a severe     shock, then this time once again... [19:17] Jinguuji     Hey, Tachibana! [19:18] Jinguuji     Can you think of anything that     might shock me if I heard it? [19:21] Tachibana     There's nothing in my boring life that     might give you any kind of shock. [19:26] Jinguuji     Anything! Like... things you hate! [19:29] Tachibana     Things I hate, huh? [19:31] Jinguuji     Anything's fine! Hurry up! [19:34] Tachibana     Green bell peppers.     I hate green bell peppers. [19:41] Jinguuji     You're 32 years old and you     still can't eat green bell peppers? [19:50] Jinguuji     This power from a rage I don't quite     understand has made things work out fine. [19:54] Jinguuji     Are you all right, Tachibana? [20:00] Jinguuji     Congratulations on leveling up. [20:01] Tachibana     Shut up! [20:03] Tachibana     It's fine for you! You can deflect beams!     And you're strong! And you're still a guy! [20:07] Tachibana     I've turned into a woman and I got blind drunk      and you could never understand how I feel! [20:12] Tachibana     And I can so eat green bell peppers! [20:13] Jinguuji     You said that last one out of spite. [20:16] Tachibana     Why has it always only     me who ends up like this? [20:20] Tachibana     I wanted to be reborn as a hot guy     and have girls fawn over me! [20:24] Tachibana     And I always got teased about     my name being like a girl's! [20:27] Tachibana     In the end, even my little sister     started calling me Hina-chan! [20:30] Tachibana     Jinguuji Tsukasa's a cute name, too! [20:33] Tachibana     Why's it only me?! [20:35] Jinguuji     I see. [20:36] Jinguuji     So, back then, you gave the heroine     my name out of spite, did you? [20:42] Jinguuji     Don't cry, Tachibana. [20:45] Jinguuji     When you cry, it makes me sad, too. [20:49] Jinguuji     Come on. Let's head back. [21:04] Tachibana     Hey, Jinguuji... [21:06] Jinguuji     Hm? [21:08] Tachibana     Between the body and the spirit...     where do you think gender lies? [21:17] Jinguuji     I think that whichever you     think is right, is right. [21:23] Jinguuji     Tachibana? [21:30] Tachibana     The world today is crap     for real... Total crap. [21:33] Jinguuji     The way you get drunk really shows your age. [21:40] Rue     In a place like this... [21:50] Rue     This meat is pretty good. SIGN    with [23:35] Rue     Yum. [23:36] Rue; background     A mellow aroma spreads through my mouth. [23:36] Tachibana     Hey, Jinguuji... The Premier     is eating her guardian deity. [23:40] Rue; background     The more I chew, the more the     rich meat juices overflow. [23:40] Tachibana     Do you think we should tell her the truth? [23:42] Jinguuji     No need. [23:42] Rue; background     The wild, animalistic scent that tickles my nose SIGN    Episode 4           A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Dark Swordsman [23:43] Jinguuji     They say "not knowing is to be as a Buddha," after all. [23:45] Jinguuji     Though, in this case it's a god and not a Buddha. [23:45] Rue; background     reminds me of the land where I was born and raised. [23:48] Rue; background     Oh, this is yummy. So good. E4 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Dark Swordsman Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout [01:34] Tachibana     I just seriously can't get revved up... [01:37] Jinguuji     Get yourself into a better mood, Tachibana. [01:39] Tachibana     I mean, it looks like     I leveled up, right? [01:42] Tachibana     But my numbers haven't changed at all. [01:45] Jinguuji     Look more carefully, Tachibana. SIGN    Strength: 1 Speed: 1 Intelligence: 30 Luck: 83 [01:46] Jinguuji     Your luck has increased by three. [01:48] Tachibana     Luck? [01:50] Tachibana     This isn't any different from real life! [01:52] Tachibana     Even in this world,     I can never attain my dreams! [01:57] Jinguuji     Come now. Look up.     It's starting to come into view. [02:01] Tachibana     Huh? [02:02] Tachibana     Whoa! It's a town! [02:06] Tachibana     What're you dawdling for? Let's go, Jinguuji! [02:09] Jinguuji     The fluctuations in your     mood are really extreme. SIGN    Episode 4 . SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .     Knockout and a Dark Swordsman . [02:20] Tachibana     It sort of has the feel of a     marketplace in Eastern Europe. [02:24] Tachibana     I really like this kind of thing. [02:27] Tachibana     And yet... [02:29] Tachibana     Why must I be wear this     thing to enter the town? [02:34] Jinguuji     To prevent a pandemic. [02:36] Jinguuji     Just put up with it. [02:37] Tachibana     You're treating me like some     kind of zombie or disease! [02:40] Tachibana     And it's making me stand out. [02:42] Tachibana     I really hate this world. [02:45] Jinguuji     Excuse me. Will you buy this from me? [02:50] Tachibana     I want to return to the modern age. [02:52] Tachibana     I wanna eat ramen. [02:55] Jinguuji     Here. [02:55] Tachibana     Oh, thanks. [02:57] Jinguuji     The guardian deity's pelt     earned us ten silver pieces. [03:01] Tachibana     Well, I guess it wouldn't sell for very much. [03:03] Jinguuji     If it hadn't had a hole in the chest,     it would have been double that. [03:06] Jinguuji     I'll have to think about the     killing method for next time. [03:08] Tachibana     Thanks for the food! [03:11] Jinguuji     You know... [03:13] Jinguuji     Couldn't you just always     wear that thing from now on? [03:15] Tachibana     No way! [03:16] Tachibana     Hey, Jinguuji! [03:18] Jinguuji     What is it? [03:19] Tachibana     Isn't this super cool? [03:22] Tachibana     Let's buy it! [03:23] Jinguuji     And who would use it? [03:25] Tachibana     Wait! It's a weapons shop! Let's go! [03:28] Tachibana     If I'm gonna cut down all the     things, I need a blade, right? [03:31] Jinguuji     A blade? [03:32] Jinguuji     I gave you a birthday present     to encourage you to cook more, [03:36] Jinguuji     and it has lain unused in the     depths of your kitchen... [03:40] Jinguuji     a Damascus steel kitchen knife. [03:42] Tachibana     Uh-oh. This topic was a land mine... [03:44] Tachibana     I'm sorry about the knife! [03:46] Tachibana     But that aside, you need a sword     in a fantasy world, right? [03:52] Jinguuji     You really are stubborn. [03:54] Jinguuji     Well, I did want a knife other     than the kitchen knife. [03:57] Tachibana     Yay! [04:00] Tachibana     Whoa, this is awesome! [04:03] Tachibana     They're real swords! [04:05] Jinguuji     Do you have whetstones and knives? [04:06] shopkeeper     For what purpose? [04:07] Tachibana     Hey, now! It's not fair that all     the shopping's for you, is it? [04:11] Jinguuji     That's true. [04:13] Jinguuji     If there's anything you need, tell me. [04:16] Tachibana     This! [04:17] Jinguuji     If there's anything you need, tell me. [04:19] Tachibana     Huh? Are you glitching?     I just said I want this. [04:22] Jinguuji     I'll be using the knife for hunting,     and I'd like a whetstone to sharpen it. [04:27] Tachibana     Jinguuji. [04:30] Tachibana     Buy this for me? [04:32] Tachibana     Ow! [04:34] Tachibana     What was that for?! [04:35] Jinguuji     It's your fault for getting cocky. [04:37] Jinguuji     What you just did is exactly the     type of action I hate the most. [04:42] Tachibana     I'm sorry. [04:44] Jinguuji     As long as you understand. [04:46] Tachibana     Gloom... [04:47] Jinguuji     That was close! [04:48] Jinguuji     I nearly bought the sword! SIGN    Unparalleled Beauty [04:50] Jinguuji     "Unparalleled Beauty." [04:52] Jinguuji     Her physical appearance is affecting     her inner self as well... [04:55] Jinguuji     I must exercise restraint so she     doesn't head in a bad direction. [04:59] shopkeeper     Are you traveling incognito? [05:01] Jinguuji     Incognito? [05:02] shopkeeper     It's obvious she's hiding her face... [05:04] shopkeeper     and that actually makes her stand     out more, so I thought I'd ask. [05:07] Jinguuji     So you think so, too? [05:09] shopkeeper     I just happen to have the     perfect thing on hand. [05:11] ---     I wonder if you'd be interested. [05:14] shopkeeper     It's a hair ornament that has been     enchanted to turn people's eyes away. [05:18] Jinguuji     Really? [05:18] shopkeeper     I'll let you have it for cheap. [05:21] Jinguuji     How much? [05:22] shopkeeper     Three hundred gold coins. What do you think? [05:26] Jinguuji     Thank you for the knife and whetstone. [05:27] shopkeeper; background     Huh? What... What? [05:29] shopkeeper     Hey, wait! [05:30] Jinguuji     To think it would cost nearly all the     gold coins the villagers gave us... [05:34] Tachibana     Say, I was thinking... [05:36] Tachibana     Wouldn't this be the time for     me to use this face of mine? [05:39] Tachibana     To haggle down the price. [05:41] Jinguuji     Well, I'm sure you could, but... [05:43] Jinguuji     When I think that we might drive     the shopkeeper to bankruptcy— [05:47] Tachibana     Hey, mister! Mister! [05:49] Tachibana     Do you think you could make     it just a little cheaper? [05:52] shopkeeper     Then shall I give you my entire shop? [05:54] Tachibana     It worked way too well. [05:56] Jinguuji     I told you! [05:57] shopkeeper     This is the deed to my shop. [05:58] Tachibana     I don't really need it. [06:00] shopkeeper     Is there something else you want?      Weapons? Or perhaps money? [06:03] shopkeeper     What must I give you so     that you will marry me?! [06:06] Tachibana     I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! [06:08] Jinguuji     Shopkeeper, I'm sorry, but if     you'd forget this conversation... [06:20] Jinguuji     Shopkeeper. [06:21] shopkeeper     What was I doing just now? [06:23] Jinguuji     That hair ornament earlier... [06:25] Jinguuji     Would you still sell it to me? [06:26] shopkeeper     Oh! Thanks for your business! [06:28] man A     Who was that beauty just now? [06:31] man B     It was like seeing a dream... [06:33] man D     I'd gladly worship a goddess like her! [06:37] Jinguuji     I ended up buying it. [06:39] Jinguuji     No, but... it would be a problem     if she can't go outside. [06:43] Jinguuji     This is sort of a last resort... [06:50] Schwartz     A suit? [06:59] Tachibana     Say, Jinguuji. [07:00] Tachibana     I've just realized something. [07:03] Tachibana     You can make this door appear     and disappear at will, right? [07:06] Jinguuji     Huh? Yes, I can. [07:08] Tachibana     So if I stay inside, and you travel alone... [07:11] Tachibana     then there's no need for     me to walk, is there? [07:14] Jinguuji     Tachibana... [07:16] Jinguuji     I know you're not the kind of person     who'd make me work while you rest. [07:20] Tachibana     So you'd already figured this out, right?! [07:22] Tachibana     If one of us can take it easy, [07:24] Tahcibana     there's no point in both of us     exhausting ourselves, is there? [07:28] Jinguuji     Then, let's suppose that     I do travel by myself. [07:32] Jinguuji     I'd make the door disappear,      and you'd be in there all alone. [07:36] Tachibana     Y-Yeah. [07:37] Jinguuji     If I die while the door is gone,      what will happen to you? [07:41] Tachibana     Th-Then just leave the door out like this. [07:44] Jinguuji     If someone enters, will you be     able to deal with them alone? [07:47] Tachibana     I-If we lock it... [07:49] Jinguuji     There's magic in this world. Do you     really think a lock will matter? [07:53] Tachibana     But... When I go out, I cause     problems for all kinds of people... [07:59] Jinguuji     And thus... this. [08:05] Tachibana     N-No one's looking at me! [08:09] Tachibana     This is awesome! [08:10] Jinguuji     Don't get too excited. [08:12] Jinguuji     It only directs eyes away from you. [08:14] Jinguuji     If you get too worked up,     it may become less effective. [08:16] Tachibana     Thank you, Jinguuji! [08:18] Tachibana     With this, I'm free of the paper bag! [08:30] Tachibana     But this guy stands out     a lot in his own way, too. [08:34] Tachibana     He's got refined features, and on     top of that, he's wearing a suit. [08:37] Tachibana     Wouldn't it be better for     him to change his clothes? [08:41] Tachibana     What? Are you smiling because     you're so incredibly popular? [08:45] Jinguuji     No. I'm sure you've noticed as well, [08:47] Jinguuji     but someone emitting tremendous      bloodlust is following us. [08:51] Tachibana     I totally didn't notice at all! [08:53] Tachibana     But why are you smiling? You're scary. [08:56] Jinguuji     The way they conceal their     presence is just so unskilled. [08:59] Jinguuji     Huh? You mean you can't feel     this aura of bloodlust? [09:02] Tachibana     Normal people can't sense that. [09:04] Tachibana     Who do you think you are,     anyway? What are you? [09:07] Jinguuji     Hey! I know you're following us! [09:09] Jinguuji     How about you show yourselves?! [09:10] Chuck     Blast you, showing off your     flirting in the middle of town. [09:17] Chuck     Do you have any idea how tough     we had it after that? [09:22] Tachibana     Who are they? [09:23] Jinguuji     You know. Those bandits from the village. [09:25] Chuck     I knew you wouldn't remember us, but... [09:29] Chuck     I figured if we waited at the nearest town,      we'd run into you eventually. [09:34] Chuck     After the fire was set,     everyone got out all right, [09:37] Chuck     but the flames moved so fast,     we ended up scattered all over! [09:41] Chuck     And my hair ended up frizzy all over! [09:43] Tachibana     You put together some     good rhymes for a bandit. [09:48] Chuck     Let's do this, big bro. [09:50] Jason     Yes. [09:51] Jason     You are as lovely as ever. [09:53] Jason     I feel I may fall in love with you. [09:54] Chuck     Big bro! That's something only a guy     who's already in love would say! [09:59] Chuck     Don't look at her face! [10:00] Tachibana     Is this a comedy skit? [10:01] Jinguuji     So once they're aware of you,      they can be charmed. [10:04] Chuck     Kill the one with the glasses,     and sell the woman to the nobles! [10:07] Chuck     Die for the sake of our happiness! [10:10] Jinguuji     This development gives me a sense of déjà vu. [10:20] Schwartz     Pleased to meet you, suit-wearing person. [10:24] Schwartz     May I assume that you are also a hero? [10:28] Tachibana     A hero? [10:31] Jinguuji     Since you know what a suit is, [10:33] ---     does that mean that you've come     from the same world as us? [10:36] Schawrtz     Perhaps. [10:37] Jinguuji     May I ask your name? [10:41] Schwartz     Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm! [10:45] Schwartz     I will become a hero in this world! [10:52] Tachibana     Sorry. Your name's so long I can't     remember it. Could you say it again? SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout SIGN    Huh? [10:58] Schwartz     Huh? [11:06] Schwartz     Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm! [11:10] Schwartz     I have been summoned     to this world as a hero! [11:13] Tachibana     Why'd he put on and take off his cloak again? [11:16] Jinguuji     Are you Japanese? [11:17] Schwartz     Yes. [11:18] Jinguuji     Then, what was your name in Japan? [11:20] Schwartz     I left that behind in that other world. [11:23] Schwartz     I am now Schwartz von     Lichtenstein Lohengramm! [11:28] Schwartz     I have been summoned     to this world as a hero! [11:34] Tachibana     Well, okay then. [11:35] Schwartz     Wait, wait, wait! [11:37] Schwartz     I went to all the trouble     of reaching out to you! [11:40] ---     What's with the cold shoulder? [11:42] Jinguuji     Do you have some other business with us? [11:44] Jinguuji     We don't have any with you. [11:46] Schwartz     Ow, ow, ow! [11:47] Tachibana     Now, now, Jinguuji. Let's at least     listen to what he has to say. [11:51] Tachibana     For some reason, I can't     stand seeing him like that. [11:54] Jinguuji     Well, if you say so... [11:58] Jinguuji     But he introduced himself      with a false name. [12:02] Jinguuji     We should be careful not to divulge     too much information. [12:06] Jinguuji     If it seems too difficult, throw in     fake details from time to time. [12:08] Tachibana     But that wasn't a false name so     much as... I guess it's fine. [12:13] Jinguuji     Schwartz von Lichtenstein     Lohengramm-kun. Is that right? [12:17] Schwartz     Yes. Please call me Schwartz. [12:19] Tachibana     I'm amazed you remembered it. [12:21] Jinguuji     I'm Watanabe. She's Audrey. [12:25] Tachibana     Nice to meet you. [12:26] Schwartz     Audrey-san, are you from this world? [12:29] Tachibana     Huh? No, I'm... [12:33] Tachibana     How should I put it... [12:40] Schwartz     Oh, I'm so sorry for staring     at your face like that. [12:43] Jinguuji     Wow! To be able to extricate yourself     from that state on your own... [12:46] Jinguuji     You certainly aren't an average person. [12:48] Tachibana     Is that the standard we should     be using to judge him? [12:51] Schwartz     Um, may I ask... [12:53] Jinguuji; Tachibana     Huh? [12:54] Schwartz     Are the two of you... a couple? [13:04] Schwartz     What's this? [13:05] Schwartz     Did I ask something weird? [13:07] Schwartz     Oh, I see... [13:08] Schwartz     She's obviously much younger than him. [13:11] ---     They seem more like father and     daughter than a couple. [13:14] Tachibana     W-We are. The two of us. [13:19] Jinguuji     What? [13:20] Tachibana     Huh? We are, aren't we? [13:21] Tachibana     We're a couple, right? [13:23] Jinguuji     What's this all of a sudden? [13:24] Tachibana     No! We swore our love that     night! Have you forgotten? [13:28] Jinguuji     I have no recollection of that! [13:29] Tachibana     Don't deny it! You're the one     who said to mix in fake details! [13:32] Jinguuji     Idiot! Who says that out loud?! [13:34] Tachibana     I mean, no matter how you look at it,     pretending like that seems natural! [13:37] Jinguuji     I'd hate that! [13:38] Jinguuji     You are the one person I don't want people     thinking I'm in a relationship with! [13:41] Tachibana     Don't say "hate"! You'll hurt my feelings! [13:44] Jinguuji     Y-You'd feel hurt? Why? [13:47] Tachibana     Huh? Um, well... [13:49] Tachibana     I didn't mean anything     weird when I said it... [13:54] Schwartz     Th-This... It can't be... [13:57] Schwartz     The man is looking after     her like a father might, [14:00] Schwartz     but the daughter has developed romantic     feelings for him?! Is it that trope?! [14:05] Schwartz     I've seen it in light novels... [14:07] Schwartz     These two must have overcome     so many obstacles together. [14:11] Schwartz     They've lost their homelands...     Their parents have died... [14:13] Schwartz     Now, their lives are saved and their     frozen hearts have begun to melt. [14:17] Schwartz     And then... [14:19] Schwartz     Huh? But in that case... [14:21] Schwartz     I don't know why Watanabe-san     would deny his romantic feelings. [14:26] Schwartz     Could it be... [14:27] Schwartz     Have you left a fiancée     behind in the other world? [14:31] Schwartz     It's possible! [14:32] Schwartz     An office worker who seems this capable... [14:34] ---     There's no way he doesn't have a girlfriend! [14:37] Schwartz     I just know that Watanabe-san will disappear     without a word once their journey is over! [14:41] Schwartz     And when she realizes that... [14:45] Schwartz     Audrey-san is the one who will be hurt! [14:50] Schwartz     In that case, there is only one course     of action I can take for her sake. [14:55] Schwartz     Father... [14:56] Jinguuji; Tachibana     Huh? [14:59] Jinguuji     No, I'm not— [15:00] Schwartz     No, I understand everything.     And now knowing, allow me to call you... [15:04] Schwartz     Father! SIGN    Father-in-law [15:06] Jinguuji     No, you really don't understand anything. [15:08] Schwartz     I believe that those unrelated by blood can     still have good parent-child relationships. [15:14] Jinguuji     I agree with you on that point,     but why would you mention it now? [15:18] Schwartz     And, Father, I know that this     is what you must be thinking... [15:21] Schwartz     "Can a man who is weaker than     me protect my daughter?" [15:25] Jinguuji     You've been charmed, haven't you? [15:28] Schwartz     I have finally found an opponent     worthy of my drawing this sword. [15:33] Schwartz     I challenge you, Watanabe-san! [15:36] Schwartz     I will surpass you and take     Audrey-san for my own! [15:40] Tachibana     Who's Audrey? [15:42] Jinguuji     You are. [15:43] Schwartz     Cry out, my holy sword, Gram! [15:46] Jinguuji     Gram? Like the magic     sword in Norse mythology? [15:49] Jinguuji     I thought there were stories that it     cursed its wielder to death, but... [15:53] Jinguuji     did he say it was a holy sword? [15:54] Tachibana     Just accept it for what it is. [15:56] Tachibana     That's the holy sword, Gram.     If he says it is, then it is. [16:10] Tachibana     Whoa! [16:12] Tachibana     What is with that sword?! It's insanely sharp! [16:15] Jinguuji     Yes. It's slightly off-putting. [16:17] Tachibana     And if we hadn't dodged, our heads     would have flown off, wouldn't they? [16:20] Jinguuji     It seems our opponent is serious. [16:24] Schwartz     So you can dodge that? [16:26] Schwartz     I'd expect no less from you, Father. [16:28] Tachibana     He's got some nerve saying that when     he came gunning to kill the newbies! [16:32] Schwartz     That was close! [16:34] Schwartz     I've never used it before and that cutting     power... I've broken out in a cold sweat! [16:38] Schwartz     I almost cut Audrey-san in half! [16:40] Schwartz     I never imagined it was     something of this caliber. [16:42] Schwartz     At this rate, I'll destroy the whole town. [16:45] Schwartz     Isn't there any way I can avoid a     fight and still convince Father? [16:53] Schwartz     I can't hold myself back. [16:54] Schwartz     It's been so long since I've felt this excited.     My powers of darkness are spilling over. [16:59] Schwartz     I suppose I should go ahead... [17:02] Schwartz     and get serious. [17:03] Schwartz     I'll make them think I've got     more than this and threaten them! [17:06] Schwartz     But this is all I've got! Please buy into it! [17:08] Schwartz     I'm begging you! Buy into it! [17:10] Tachibana     You mean that wasn't you being serious?! [17:13] Schwartz     There it is! [17:14] Schwartz     Thank you, Audrey-san! I love you. [17:16] Schwartz     That wasn't serious at all. [17:18] Jinguuji     It's all right. Come. Show     me what serious looks like. [17:24] Schwartz     There's no going back now. I have to do it! [17:27] Schwartz     Here I come! [17:28] Schwartz     Prepare yourself, Father! [17:31] Schwartz     This is my single serious blow!     Please receive it now! [17:34] Lucius     Oh, don't give me, "please receive it." [17:37] Lucius     All right, I've apprehended the suspect! [17:39] Lucius     And arrest the two stuck in the ground, too. [17:42] Schwartz     Huh? Who're you?      What's this? What is this? [17:44] Lucius     We are the neighborhood watch for     this town in the Mercs territory. [17:48] Lucius     I am arresting you under suspicion     of the destruction of buildings. [17:52] Schwartz     Huh? [17:53] Tachibana     Oh, he's running. [18:00] Schwartz     No! [18:01] Schwartz     This isn't the way I thought being     reincarnated into another world would go! [18:05] Lucius     Thank you for your cooperation. [18:06] Jinguuji     No, I only did what was right. [18:11] Jinguuji     Well, then... [18:14] Jinguuji     Is there something else? [18:15] Lucius     You two are important witnesses. [18:17] Lucius     Can I ask you to voluntarily     accompany me to our command post? [18:21] Jinguuji     We'll go. [18:23] Schwartz     I'm telling you! [18:25] Schwartz     I am a hero who's been summoned     here to save this world! [18:29] Lucius     Now look, do you have any idea     how many we've had this year? [18:32] Lucius     And this is a false name, isn't it? [18:34] Schwartz     I-It's not a false name.     It's my soul name. [18:38] Lucius     And it's that part of you     that's causing these problems. [18:40] Lucius     Heroes and such are nothing     more than rumors anyway. [18:44] Jinguuji     Rumors? [18:45] Lucius     Yes. Rumors about oracles saying things like,     the lord of evil will rise again, [18:49] Lucius     and that goddesses will call forth     heroes to strike down evil. [18:54] Tachibana     "Lord of evil"? [18:55] Jinguuji     Goddesses? There's more like that one? [18:58] Schwartz     But I'm the real thing! [19:00] Schwartz     Please believe me! [19:02] Lucius     Then can you prove that you're a hero? [19:05] Schwartz     Proof? Then... [19:08] Schwartz     How's this? [19:09] Lucius     What is it? [19:10] Schwartz     This is the proof which the     goddess has bestowed upon me! [19:14] Schwartz     Or something like that, apparently. [19:19] Lucius     Indeed, it does seem to the the seal     of the goddess of night, but... [19:23] Schwartz     What do you think of that? [19:24] Schwartz     This should prove that I am a hero     summoned here by a goddess! [19:29] Lucius     Which means that this is... [19:30] Lucius     a crime of perjury! [19:33] Lucius     To add crime upon crime... You poor fool. [19:36] Lucius     Wearing the seal of a goddess     is forbidden under the covenant. [19:39] Schwartz     No, but this is the real thing! [19:42] Tachibana     So the goddesses have seals, huh? [19:45] Tachibana     Do you think I've got one on me, too? [19:47] Jinguuji     From what I can see, it doesn't seem so. [19:49] Tachibana     And when I took a bath, I didn't see     anything that looked like it might be that. [19:53] Tachibana     Then, maybe a place I usually wouldn't see... [19:57] Tachibana     What about on my back? [20:00] Tachibana     Can you see anything? [20:02] Tachibana     Huh? Is it there, or is it not? [20:05] Tachibana     Then, my underarms? Or maybe my butt? [20:07] Tachibana     I don't like this... [20:10] Tachibana     What's wrong?! [20:11] Jinguuji     S-Sorry! [20:13] Jinguuji     I tried to hold back an oncoming nosebleed,     and it came out of my mouth instead. [20:16] Tachibana     Is it even possible to hold back a nosebleed? [20:18] Schwartz     What should I do? What can     I do so that you'll believe me?! [20:18] Tachibana     Tap, tap, tap, tap... [20:22] Lucius     Stop pulling at me! [20:23] Hagler     It's quite lively in here today. [20:26] Lucius     My Lord. [20:27] Jinguuji     Lord? [20:28] Lucius     To what do I owe the honor? [20:30] Hagler     Well, I'd heard there was someone strong enough      to cut down a building with a single strike. [20:36] Hagler     Are you the person in question? [20:38] Hagler     His treatment seems harsh for the     amount of damage he's caused. [20:42] Hagler     Come now, Lucius.     No one was hurt, after all. [20:46] Schwartz     No one was hurt? What a relief! [20:49] Lucius     Lack of casualties aside, there is     no defense on the matter of the seal. [20:53] Lucius     Trying to pass himself off as a     priest... In short, it's perjury. [20:56] Schwartz     What? [20:58] Hagler     I see... [20:59] Hagler     But, in the case that the     seal is authentic, then... [21:03] Hagler     It means that this man simply     needs to prove that he's a hero. [21:07] Lucius     How would he do that? [21:08] Hagler     Well, let's see... A hero who will save the     world would naturally be very strong. [21:13] Hagler     We'll have him show us his     true abilities as a hero. [21:16] Hagler     What do you think? [21:17] Schwartz     Let's do it. [21:19] Hagler     You replied much too quickly. [21:21] Hagler     It's odd for me to say it myself, but     shouldn't you listen to the details first? [21:25] Schwartz     To think that I'd so quickly find an     opportunity to show my true strength. [21:29] Hagler     So you're the type not     to listen to others, huh? [21:32] Tachibana     Jinguuji, is this... [21:33] Jinguuji     Yes. SIGN    Your First Mission? SIGN    Hey, Tsurusaki.     I'm hungry. Would you go buy     me a yakisoba sandwich?     I'll pay you back later! SIGN    Will you accept this quest? SIGN    Yes     No [21:34] Jinguuji; Tachibana     A mission-based quest like you get in games all the time! [21:38] Tachibana     So they really exist. [21:39] Jinguuji     Yes, it seems they really exist. [21:42] Hagler     This place, the Mercs territory, is a distribution hub.      A lot of goods move through here. [21:46] Hagler     Perhaps targeting those goods, [21:48] Hagler     robbers often appear along the nearby roads. [21:55] Hagler     Subjugate the living armor     which collects magic items! [22:00] Hagler     That is our request of you! SIGN    with [23:35] Schwartz     My name is Schwartz von     Lichtenstein Lohengramm! I... [23:36] Jinguuji     What is he doing? [23:37] Tachibana     He said he's practicing saying     his name in a cool way. [23:39] Jinguuji     Taking the stance of putting in the effort,     no matter what the action. That's admirable. SIGN    Episode 5          A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Armor that Moves [23:43] Tachibana     Schwa-kun just grinned. [23:44] Schwartz     My name is Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm! I... [23:45] Tachibana     Do you think he can hear us? [23:46] Jinguuji     He can. There's no question of it. [23:48] ---      E5 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Armor that Moves Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout [01:32] Jinguuji     But why are we here, too? [01:35] Jinguuji     We came in voluntarily for questioning.     We didn't break any laws. [01:39] Lucius     The blonde one over there... Audrey, was it? [01:44] Lucius     She launched some kind of psychological     attack on me, didn't she? [01:48] Tachibana     What? [01:49] Tachibana     Th-Th-That's just, um... [01:51] Jinguuji     With her, it's more of a curse that     makes everyone around her do this. [01:55] Lucius     A type of charm then, is it? No wonder. [01:58] Lucius     Psychological attacks don't work on me. [02:01] ---     I've trained to prevent it. [02:03] Lucius     Nevertheless, I feel my awareness      of you is greatly enhanced. [02:11] Lucius     Would you like a candy? [02:13] Tachibana     You're giving me some? Yay! [02:15] Jinguuji     Are you sure it doesn't work? [02:17] Lucius     Though unintentional, I cannot turn a     blind eye to a psychological attack on me. [02:22] Lucius     If you help with this, you will be     declared innocent, the same as that. SIGN    That [02:26] Lucius     Please think of it as some simple assistance. [02:29] Lucius     You're strong, aren't you?     You did defeat this after all. SIGN    This [02:33] Schwartz     You've been calling me "this" and "that."     Couldn't you call me by name? [02:37] Tachibana     Your name is way too long. [02:40] Tachibana     Let's give you a nickname! [02:42] Tachibana     How about Schwa-kun? [02:44] Schwartz     We've only just met, but we're already     close enough to go by nicknames? [02:47] Schwartz     Could it be that she feels... [02:49] Lucius     Setting aside this increeedibly     unimportant matter... [02:52] Schwartz     It's not unimportant! [02:54] Lucius     I will give you another overview     of what we're doing here. [02:58] Lucius     Recently, along the roads to the     town, a suit of living armor [03:02] Lucius     is reported to have been robbing people. [03:05] Lucius     We've deployed a suppression team, but... [03:07] Lucius     they were found stripped of all their belongings. [03:11] Schwartz     Stripped of their belongings? [03:13] Lucius     It was said that every single one     of them was completely naked. [03:17] Schwartz     I suddenly have a very     bad feeling about this. [03:19] Lucius     Still, there have been no fatalities. [03:22] Lucius     I believe there is little danger, but... SIGN    Episode 5 . SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .     Knockout and Armor that Moves . [03:41] Tachibana     Schwa-kun! [03:44] Jinguuji     Is that our target? [03:45] Lucius     I believe so. [03:48] Vizzd     Magic... I sense strong magical power. [03:52] Vizzd     Leave it here. Leave it here. [03:53] Tachibana     It's huge. [03:54] Schwartz     Right! Looks like it's my turn to step up! [03:58] Jinguuji     Wait. [03:59] Jinguuji     Are you planning to use that     sword in a place like this? [04:03] Schwartz     Huh? [04:09] Jinguuji     I think the forest will     be completely laid bare. [04:12] Tachibana     And if anyone's here foraging for     edible plants, they'll be cut in two. [04:18] Schwartz     Father, I understand. [04:21] Schwartz     It's too soon to be lured in by the     sword's surging destructive power. [04:27] Schwartz     You're saying that men confidently use their     own natural abilities in a challenge, right? [04:30] Jinguuji     That's not what I'm saying at all. [04:32] Sahwartz     And until now, I have always fought     with this sword still sheathed. [04:36] Schwartz     Let's go, Gram! [04:46] Lucius     He's fast. [04:47] Lucius     Even compared to the knights of our land,     his movements are in no way inferior. [04:51] Lucius     But... [04:57] Lucius     Stand back! [04:58] Lucius     It's going to get you! [05:11] Schwartz     Uh... Huh? [05:13] Schwartz     Hey, wait... [05:17] Vizzd     That was pretty good. [05:20] Schwartz     My Gram! [05:23] Lucius     Living armor uses magical power to move. [05:26] Lucius     So it was after the magic in the sword. [05:27] Schwartz     Gram! [05:30] Lucius     But it speaks human language... [05:31] Lucius     Living armor is a magical weapon     able to move autonomously. [05:35] Lucius     I've never heard of one with a     mechanism to have a person inside... [05:39] Lucius     What is this thing? [05:45] Lucius     Oh, no! [05:46] Lucius     Audrey-san! Run! [05:48] Tachibana     Huh? [05:48] Lucius     It's after that tiara! [05:50] Tachibana     What?! [05:57] Tachibana     Thank you, Jinguuji! [05:59] Jinguuji     Of course. [06:01] Tachibana     I don't want to lose the ability     to walk around town, but... [06:04] Tachibana     ditching this is the only— [06:08] Jinguuji     Hey, you, interrogator. [06:10] Jinguuji     Will you tell me your annual income? [06:15] Lucius     My annual income? [06:18] Jinguuji     Yes. It's of great importance. [06:21] Lucius     I don't think there's a need to— [06:23] Jinguuji     Please tell me! [06:28] Lucius     My annual salary is one hundred gold coins. [06:32] Lucius     What of it? [06:34] Jinguuji     You understand now, don't you, Audrey? [06:37] Jinguuji     In short, right now, on your head... [06:41] Jinguuji     you're wearing three years' worth     of a government worker's salary! [06:47] Tachibana     Three years' worth of salary? [06:50] narrator     For a working adult, that phrase     has a very harsh ring to it. [06:55] Tachibana     Do your best and defeat that thing! [06:56] Jinguuji     Will do! [06:57] Lucius     What a backhanded way to raise morale... [07:01] Vizzd     Darting around like that... [07:05] Lucius     You're wide open! [07:09] Lucius     How was that? [07:11] Lucius     I used enough strength to     easily pierce through steel. [07:14] Lucius     It may be living armor,     but it won't be unscathed. [07:21] Tachibana     Mister! [07:25] Vizzd     This armor is made of magical steel,     forged using ancient methods. [07:30] Vizzd     Magical power directed at it from the     outside is absorbed or deflected, [07:34] Vizzd     and it automatically repairs itself. [07:36] Lucius     That can't be! You're saying     you're an ancient weapon? [07:39] Vizzd     That's right. Be afraid, human children. [07:44] Vizzd     I am Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled, [07:46] Vizzd     and I am one of the top officers     of the Demon Lord's army. SIGN    Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled [07:52] Jinguuji     A top officer of the Demon Lord's army? [07:54] Schwartz     Incomparably Skilled?! [07:56] Lucius     Vizzd... [07:59] Tachibana     How can this be... [08:01] Tachibana     It can't be true.     It couldn't be. That's not... [08:07] Vizzd     Your terror will also make me— [08:09] Tachibana     It can't be! [08:11] Tachibana     Mister, you're a miss?! [08:14] Vizzd     Huh? [08:15] Tachibana     I'm sorry for thinking     you were a guy until now. [08:18] Lucius     It's fine. That is the manner     in which I conduct myself. [08:23] Tachibana     Drape this over you for now. [08:26] Lucius     Thank you. [08:28] Lucius     Everyone, withdraw! [08:29] Lucius     I will act as a decoy. [08:31] Tachibana     But... [08:32] Lucius     It's fine. I believe it is     only amassing magical power, [08:36] Lucius     so at most, I'll end up naked. [08:38] Tachibana     That's not fine at all! [08:40] Tachibana     Hey, can't you do something     about this, Jinguuji? [08:43] Tachibana     At this rate, the interrogator     is gonna end up stark naked! [08:46] Schwartz     Marry... Marry... [08:49] Schwartz     Marry... [08:51] Schwartz     Marry me, please, Audrey-san! [08:54] Tachibana     What are you guys doing?! [08:55] Schwartz     I would save the world for you! [08:58] Schwartz     And children! No, it's too soon     to talk about that, but... [09:00] Tachibana     Is everyone under some kind of     curse to say that kind of stuff? [09:02] Schwartz     I want to build a warm,     loving family with you! [09:04] Jinguuji     Never mind! You wear this!      And sit over there! [09:08] Jinguuji     I can't withstand this. I feel     like my mind is about to break... [09:13] Tachibana     Honestly. [09:15] Tachibana     Here. Will this do? [09:18] Tachibana     I'm sitting off to the side,     and I'm not showing any skin, right [09:21] Tachibana     The rest is up to you. Do what you can! [09:25] Jinguuji     She's wearing it, just as     I instructed her, but... [09:28] Jinguuji     with this Tachibana is, how can I put it... [09:32] Jinguuji     I can't seem to calm myself. [09:34] Jinguuji     I feel sort of floaty and fluffy... [09:36] Jinguuji     What is this feeling? SIGN    ♥ Charmed SIGN    ♥ Charmed [09:40] Tachibana     I put on more clothes!     Why are you getting worse?! [09:42] Jinguuji     I don't know! Why is it... [09:47] Schwartz     Watanabe-san... [09:49] Schwartz     I know why. [09:51] Tachibana     Schwa-kun? [09:52] Vizzd     To think you'd ignore me... [09:55] Tachibana     Sorry, Armor-kun! Just wait a sec! [09:57] Schwartz     The profound feeling you're     experiencing right now... [10:01] Schwartz     is known by the name "boyfriend shirt"! [10:05] Jinguuji; Tachibana     Did he say "boyfriend shirt"?! [10:07] narrator     The boyfriend shirt. SIGN    Home SIGN    June, Week 2 SIGN    Akari SIGN    I was surprised it started raining so suddenly... And my clothes are soaked... [10:09] narrator     When a girlfriend goes to stay     at her boyfriend's house... [10:12] narrator     in the case that no other     sleepwear is available, SIGN    Hinata SIGN    You can stay here until the rain stops. I'll put your clothes in the dryer. Wear these in the meantime. [10:15] ---     it may be possible to see     her in this very rare state. SIGN    Akari SIGN    Thank you, senpai. I suppose I'll take you up on your offer... [10:18] narrator     Since the clothes are oversized, it looks     like she isn't wearing any bottoms. [10:22] narrator     It's mind-blowing. [10:23] narrator     And the thought that she's enveloped in your     own scent is also the awesomest of awesome. SIGN    Akari SIGN    Senpai, your clothes are so big...     For some reason, they're making my heart race... [10:29] narrator     It is said to be one of the top three     romantic imaginings of the virgin male. SIGN    ♥ Charmed [10:34] Tachibana     Jinguuji, your tastes run     unexpectedly pure, don't they? [10:38] Schwartz     That's the kind of thing     high schoolers squeal over. [10:41] Jinguuji     Don't go making up lies about     other people's preferences! [10:43] Schwartz     But it looks like you've      already committed to it. SIGN    ♥ Charmed [10:47] Jinguuji     This thing really is a nuisance! [10:49] Vizzd     You make a mockery of me. [10:51] Vizzd     If you wish me to hunt you down, [10:54] Vizzd     then I shall do exactly that! [10:59] Jinguuji     A boyfriend shirt... [11:01] Jinguuji     is something I... [11:04] Jinguuji     have zero interest in! [11:08] Lucius; Schwartz     Wha...? [11:11] Jinguuji     The fact that anyone thinks I am a man who     would be swayed by such a thing is abominable! [11:16] Jinguuji     Rectify this, Tachibana! [11:17] Tachibana     Um, Jinguuji, behind you! Behind you! SIGN    ♥ Charmed [11:20] Jinguuji     Don't change the subject! [11:22] Jinguuji     It's being said that I am a man of childish     tastes! It's putting me in a bad mood! [11:26] Tachibana     Seriously though, are you okay? [11:30] Jinguuji     And besides, compared to your interest      in bunny girls and maids, [11:34] Jinguuji     I think my tastes are a little more normal! [11:37] Tachibana     Really... [11:39] Tachibana     So you'd mock another's preferences... [11:42] Vizzd     Stop darting around! [11:45] Tachibana     If you're gonna talk like that, Jinguuji,     then try imagining based on my appearance. [11:50] Jinguuji     Imagining what? [11:51] Tachibana     That's obvious, isn't it? A bunny girl. [11:55] Jinguuji     A bunny girl? SIGN    ♥ Charmed [12:03] Vizzd     You're mine! [12:05] Jinguuji     That won't work on me!     So what about bunny girls?! [12:07] Jinguuji     You think something so simple     will make my heart dance?! [12:10] Tachibana     Simple?! [12:12] Tachibana     Then how about a maid uniform? [12:14] Jinguuji     A maid uniform... [12:16] Tachibana     I bet you'd like the type with     long skirts. One of those! [12:19] Vizzd     If a direct hit and a blow from     my axe are ineffective, then... [12:24] Vizzd     Absorb magical power and     focus it into my boosters! [12:28] Vizzd     Reinforce joints and     increase physical strength! [12:33] Vizzd     Full Spec Mode. [12:41] Vizzd     I will blow away everything in the vicinity! SIGN    ♥ Charmed [12:44] Jinguuji     A long-skirted maid uniform... [12:46] Tachibana     Welcome home, master! [12:46] Jinguuji     A long-skirted maid uniform... SIGN    Welcome home SIGN    Master ♥ [12:50] Jinguuji     That... [12:51] Jinguuji     doesn't affect me! [13:04] Vizzd     Oh, this is bad! [13:13] Jinguuji     Wha... Wha... [13:16] Jinguuji     What's so good about     "Welcome home, master"?! [13:19] Jinguuji     How dare anyone so easily call someone     they've only just met "master"?! [13:23] Tachibana     Shut up! You're always looking     down on me like that! [13:25] Tachibana     That's a really bad habit! [13:27] Jinguuji     Bad habit or not, it's the truth! [13:29] Tachibana     What? No, it's not! [13:30] Jinguuji     It's your fault for doing     things I look down on! [13:32] Tachibana     Just shut up! [13:33] Jinguuji     What did you say?! SIGN    ♥ Charmed [13:41] Jinguuji     A girl? SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout [13:44] Jinguuji     Moe Moe Qun! [13:51] Hagler     I thought the Demon Lord was     just a children's story. [13:55] Vizzd     Let me go! [13:55] Hagler     When you suddenly say you've brought in     one of the Demon Lord's top officers... [13:57] Vizzd     Hey! Release me! [13:59] Lucius     I also find these unexpected events     difficult to believe, but... [14:03] Vizzd     Don't get full of yourselves,     you pathetic humans! [14:05] Vizzd     You're gonna get beat to a pulp by     my comrades when they rescue me, [14:09] Vizzd     and that will be the end of you! [14:11] Tachibana     You talk all high and mighty, but     you're counting on getting rescued. [14:15] Lucius     Do you have comrades?     Give me specific numbers on how many— [14:20] Tachibana     Whoa... [14:24] Lucius     You seem quite lively,     Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled. [14:30] Vizzd     That tingled a bit. Tingly... [14:33] Lucius     The grudge I bear for you     ripping my clothes... [14:35] ---     I haven't forgotten it, understand? [14:37] Tachibana     This person's pretty scary. [14:39] Jinguuji     Well, she is an interrogator. [14:41] Vizzd     Blast it... If I weren't in this form,     the likes of you would be nothing. [14:48] Tachibana     She's crying. [14:49] Lucius     It's a pathetic sight. [14:51] Jinguuji     Hey, you! Where is this     Demon Lord or whatever? [14:54] Jinguuji     If you're a top officer, you     must at least know a location. [14:57] Vizzd     Where? The Demon Lord is... [15:01] Vizzd     I see. So you lot haven't realized yet, huh? [15:05] Vizzd     Well... How convenient for me. [15:08] Vizzd     I'll have to gather more magic     before the hero appears. [15:13] Schwartz     If you believe that a hero has     not yet appeared in this world, [15:17] Schwartz     then you are mistaken, Vizzd. [15:19] Vizzd     What? [15:21] Schwartz     Because I... [15:24] Schwartz     Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm     am the hero who has been summoned here! [15:30] Vizzd     What? There's no way a man as     boring as you could be the hero. [15:34] Schwartz     Why won't anyone believe me?! [15:37] Lucius     To knowingly give the opposition information,     even if it's a lie, is the lowest of the low. [15:42] Schwartz     Even allies treat me this way! [15:44] Lucius     There's too much of a racket!     Everyone please get out! [15:45] Schwartz     Why? [15:47] Lucius     You're interfering with my work! [15:50] Vizzd     Huh? Wait, don't... [15:55] Tachibana     What's going on in there? [16:05] Vizzd     Blast it. Putting me through     all that torment... [16:09] Vizzd     The core of my body is     still buzzing and tingling. [16:14] Vizzd     Not one blow... [16:17] Vizzd     I couldn't land even one blow. [16:19] Vizzd     I have to hurry up and gather     magical power, but... [16:23] Vizzd     I'm stuck here in this mess. [16:26] Kalm     Honestly. Exactly what I was going to say! [16:29] Kalm     This is pathetic, Vizzd-chan the Weakest. [16:34] Vizzd     Kalm. [16:39] Kalm     I doubt that the Demon Lord      will sigh and overlook this blunder. [16:43] Vizzd     What? No! I'm sure I'll be     praised for trying so hard! [16:48] Vizzd     And I've gotten my hands on some information. [16:51] Vizzd     The hero has already come to our world. [16:54] Kalm     Oh, I heard that from the shadows,     but I'm sure he's a fake. [16:59] Kalm     He seems like a background character. [17:00] Vizzd     You little... If you were there,     you should have rescued me sooner! [17:06] Vizzd     That blasted Four-Eyes... [17:07] Vizzd     Once my magic has recovered,     I will exact revenge for my armor... [17:14] Kalm     Really? So the one with     the glasses who did this... [17:20] Vizzd     This time, I sort of self-destructed! [17:23] Vizzd     The next time we do battle,      I'm a thousand percent going to win! [17:27] Kalm     Yes, yes. Don't have a tantrum      right by my ear. [17:29] Vizzd     I'm not having a tantrum! [17:35] Schwartz     Good morning, Audrey-san! [17:38] Schwartz     Could it be that you're still     wearing your nightclothes? [17:40] Schwartz     Well, I can't conceal the fact that it     was one of my goals to see that, but... [17:44] Schwartz     as you are still here in your room,     I wondered if we might breakfast together! [17:51] Schwartz     And since... I had that thought... I... [17:54] Jinguuji     Good morning. [17:56] Schwartz     Oh. Father. Good morning. [18:04] Schwartz     A door... in a place like this? [18:09] Tachibana     Yes? [18:10] Schwartz     It's Schwartz. [18:13] Tachibana     I've got my hands full     right now, but come in! [18:19] Schwartz     A house?! [18:21] Jinguuji     This is the ability I received     from that crappy goddess. [18:24] Schwartz     This?! [18:26] Schwartz     So that means... this is     your house, Watanabe-san? [18:29] Schwartz     I thought it would be more... [18:31] Schwartz     that you would live sort     of steeped in darkness. [18:34] Schwartz     To be honest, it's really boring. [18:36] Tachibana     Well, sorry it's so disappointing. [18:39] Schwartz     This is your house, Audrey-san? [18:41] Tachibana     Yup. This is my place. [18:43] Schwartz     There are a lot of things that make     it look like a man lives here. [18:48] Tachibana     Schwa-kun. [18:49] Tachibana     I must tell you an incredibly painful truth. [18:54] Schwartz     What? [18:59] Jinguuji     Good morning. [19:01] Hagler     Oh, did you sleep well last night? [19:04] Jinguuji     Yes. Thank you for everything. [19:07] Schwartz     First love... It was my     first love, and yet... [19:12] Schwartz     Tachibana Hinata. [19:14] Schwartz     Thirty-two years old. Office worker. Male. [19:18] Tachibana     To think I've stolen a     young man's first love... [19:21] Tachibana     I'm such a wicked woman. [19:25] Tachibana     How old are you anyway, Schwa-kun? [19:27] Tachibana     Is it written in your stats? [19:29] Schwartz     I'm a senior in high school.     What do you mean by "stats"? [19:34] Jinguuji     So she got away. [19:35] Lucius     I am ashamed. [19:37] ---     Though, with this method of escape,     we can only throw up our hands. [19:41] Jinguuji     And we've learned no more     about the Demon Lord. [19:43] Lucius     If she were capable of something like this,     she would have done it during questioning. [19:47] Lucius     I suppose we should assume     that an ally came to help her. [19:50] Jinguuji     If we came to a large town, I thought     that we'd be able to gather information, [19:54] Jinguuji     but the only thing we seem to have     learned is that no one knows anything. [19:59] Jinguuji     And it seems that the Demon Lord     is known only in folktales. [20:03] Jinguuji     Would it be best to travel to an     even larger town to investigate? [20:07] Jinguuji     Hey, Tachibana! [20:08] Schwartz     I had no idea there was     such a useful function! SIGN    Tachibana Hero Gender: Female Level: 2 SIGN    Strength Power: 1 Speed: 1 Intelligence: 30 Luck: 83 [20:11] Tachibana     The strength levels of the opponents you     fight are listed. It's really handy! [20:14] Schwartz     Tachibana-san, you're     basically cannon fodder... [20:17] Tachibana     That's right! My only merit is how cute I am! [20:21] Tachibana     Protect me, okay? [20:22] Schwartz     That's... kind of rough... [20:22] Jinguuji     Just as good at making     friends as ever, I see. [20:23] Tachibana     Take this! Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow! [20:26] Jinguuji     This guy never puts up     any psychological walls. [20:29] Jinguuji     I could never live that way. [20:33] Jinguuji     Always surrounded by people... [20:36] Jinguuji     and so... [20:47] (Flashback) friend 1     Jinguuji. You're too fast.     We can't catch you! [20:51] (Flashback) friend 2     Let's just leave him! [20:55] Jinguuji     I've remembered all the way     back to something unpleasant. [20:58] Tachibana     Hey, Jinguuji! [20:59] Tachibana     Schwa-kun says we can look at his stats. SIGN    Hero Gender: Male Level: 22 [21:04] Jinguuji     Why are you hiding your name? [21:06] Schwartz     Well... It's physically unbearable for me. [21:09] Tachibana     What do you mean "physically unbearable"? [21:11] Schwartz     My name is Schwartz von Lichtenstein     Lohengramm. Understand? [21:17] Tachibana     I mean, I don't care that much,      so whatever's fine... SIGN    Hero Gender: Male Level: 22 [21:22] Tachibana     But, Schwa-kun, your level     is super normal, too. [21:25] Schwartz     It's that Jinguuji-san's level is way too high... [21:28] Tachibana     Don't feel down! What's     important are your skills! [21:31] Tachibana     Just look at this abundant skills list! SIGN    Hero Gender: Male Level: 22 SIGN    Strength Power: 20 Speed: 32 Intelligence: 28 Luck: 5 [21:35] Tachibana     Seriously, you have a ton of them. SIGN    Skills          Passive     Blessing of the Goddess of Night MAX     When the Demon of Desire Reigns Lvl 3     Liar's Mask EX     Will of Steel Lvl 1     Survival Lvl 1 SIGN    Active     Resonance with the Dark Night     Blood Pain     Journey to the Distant Sky     Ping-Pong Lvl 1 [21:36] Tachibana     And you must've been on     the ping-pong team, right? [21:38] Schwartz     Huh? That kind of info's on there, too? [21:41] Tachibana     Can you have a skill you don't know about? [21:43] Schwartz     I don't know about most of these. [21:46] Schwartz     All I know is that whoever made up      these names had good taste. [21:49] Jinguuji     We should test them somewhere      without people around later. [21:51] Tachibana     Yeah, we should. [21:53] Tachibana     What do you think, Schwa-kun... [22:00] Tachibana     What skill did you use?! SIGN    with [23:35] Lucius     Now, you will tell me everything, with no     exceptions, Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled. [23:39] Vizzd     Do not think that you can     make me yield through pain. [23:42] Vizzd     Huh? What? What is that fluffy thing? SIGN    Episode 6          A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Free Spirit [23:45] Vizzd     Wait! Wait! [23:46] Lucius     I like your voice when you cry out like that. [23:48] Vizzd     It's no good! E6 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Free Spirit Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout [01:36] Tachibana     I-It's huge! [01:39] Schwartz     Huh? Is that my goddess?! [01:41] Tachibana     Goddess? Does that mean you used     a skill to summon a goddess? [01:48] goddess of night     Fear me, humans. [01:50] goddess of night     I am one of the twelve goddesses,     the goddess of night! SIGN    Episode 6. SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .     Knockout and a Free Spirit . [02:03] Schwartz     Could it be... Were you sleeping? [02:06] goddess of night     When the lands beyond the veil awaken,     this world shall be filled with my darkness. [02:19] Schwartz     I think she's saying,     "I'm sleepy. It isn't my time yet." SIGN    Right... [02:24] Tachibana     So she's the type that     needs a translator, huh? [02:27] goddess of night     Raven-dark servant of mine, [02:29] goddess of night     for what reason have you manifested me? [02:32] Schwartz     Well... [02:34] Schwartz     It might be called a miracle, or destiny... [02:36] Schwartz     or, to put it bluntly, you might     say I accidentally called you. [02:40] Schwartz     So I don't really have a reason. [02:43] goddess of night     To invite me unknowingly... [02:46] goddess of night     Such daring is truly fitting     for a servant of mine. [02:50] Tachibana     I see. This goddess has the     same sort of vibe as Schwa-kun. [02:55] Jinguuji     They seem to have an even better     relationship than we do. SIGN    Must be nice. [02:58] Lucius     Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm. [03:05] Schwartz     What's all this? [03:06] Lucius     I apologize for the rudeness     we have shown you. [03:09] Lucius     I never imagined you were the real thing! [03:11] Schwartz     But I've been saying that this whole time! [03:14] goddess of night     You proposed that my     darkness-clad hero was false? [03:22] goddess of night     Stare... [03:27] Tachibana     She got smaller! [03:30] goddess of night     I see. [03:31] Schwartz     What?! [03:33] Schwartz     No! I don't want to fall     under the charm of an old guy! [03:36] Jinguuji     Blast it! I was taken completely unawares! [03:38] Tachibana     What is this? I haven't done anything     wrong, so what is this feeling? [03:44] goddess of night     As I thought. Are you the     hero of the goddess of love? [03:47] Tachibana     Oh, uh, yes. I did hear that I was. [03:51] Hagler     What? You're a hero, too?! [03:54] goddess of night     My hero overflows with more     spirit and vigor than you. [03:58] goddess of night     I've won this. [03:59] Tachibana     I'm fine with losing, but could     you give me back my clothes? [04:03] goddess of night     But to summon two heroes at once...      The goddess of love has played a cunning hand. [04:08] Schwartz     Now that you mention it, you're right. [04:10] Schwartz     Why did Tachibana-san     come with another person? [04:13] goddess of night     Well, my hero, [04:15] goddess of night     when first you had audience with     me, I asked you, did I not? [04:19] goddess of night     "What is it that you believe     to be the strongest of all?" [04:22] Tachibana     The strongest of all? [04:24] Schwartz     That would be raven-dark blackness! [04:26] Schwartz     Colored pitch-black,     slicing through everything... [04:29] Schwartz     A blade of darkness! [04:31] goddess of night     That answer scores a perfect 100! [04:34] goddess of night     And that perfect answer gave     birth to... the holy sword, Gram! [04:39] goddess of night     It is well made, as though it     were the very embodiment of me. [04:42] Jinguuji     I see. [04:43] Jinguuji     So this level of excitement is     what created that weapon. [04:45] Tachibana     No wonder it turned out like that. [04:48] goddess of night     How does it feel wielding my holy sword? [04:52] Schwartz     Uh... It... It's undergoing     maintenance right now, so... [04:56] goddess of night     I see. [04:57] goddess of night     Well, it seems you're taking good care of it.     That's the most important thing. SIGN    Conscience [05:01] Tachibana     If lying still causes you pain,     then you're not too far gone, Schwa-kun. [05:06] goddess of night     In this way, the heroes we summon     are bestowed with our blessing, [05:10] ---     as well as the abilities     and weapons they wish for. [05:13] goddess of night     That is the procedure we have established. [05:16] Tachibana     Which means that... [05:18] Tachibana     If we see our goddess again, I can     receive a super powerful weapon, too?! [05:23] Tachibana     Oh, what should I get? [05:25] Tachibana     The strongest of all, huh? [05:27] Tachibana     My mischievous inner child     is beginning to stir... [05:29] Jinguuji     No, you've got it wrong, Tachibana. [05:31] Tachibana     Huh? [05:32] Jinguuji     Going back to the reason why     two of us were summoned together, [05:36] Jinguuji     I believe the answer is because... [05:38] Jinguuji     I am considered to be      your weapon, Tachibana. [05:40] Tachibana     What?! [05:41] goddess of night     Indeed. You grasp things     quickly, human child. [05:45] Tachibana     No, hold on... [05:47] Tachibana     Wait, wait... This isn't right. [05:49] Jinguuji     What isn't right? [05:50] Tachibana     I mean, this is ridiculous, isn't it? [05:52] Tachibana     If that's true, then I think      you're "the strongest of all." [05:57] Jinguuji     Tachibana... [05:59] Jinguuji     I didn't know you thought of me that way. [06:01] Tachibana     Stop smiling! [06:04] Tachibana     That'd never happen! I've never     thought anything so embarrassing! [06:08] Tachibana     When I got summoned, you probably     just got caught up in it or something! [06:12] Jinguuji     It's too late to take it back. [06:14] Tachibana     I-It's only in times like this     that you bother to counterattack... [06:17] Jinguuji     Don't be embarrassed. [06:19] Tachibana     You're the one who's embarrassed! [06:20] Schwartz     Those two really get along well. [06:23] Hagler     Audrey-san. [06:24] Hagler     No... honored hero. [06:27] Hagler     Will you marry me? [06:30] Tachibana     Huh? [06:31] Lucius     My lord? [06:36] Hagler     There are two heroes gathered here. [06:39] Hagler     If this is when the myths begin once more, [06:41] Hagler     then I shall become your pipeline     to the nobility, the royals, [06:43] Hagler     a bridge to the world of politics! [06:46] Jinguuji     I see. [06:47] Jinguuji     I wondered why His Lordship     hadn't gotten charmed, but... [06:51] Jinguuji     With the villagers, it was religious belief. [06:54] Jinguuji     Next was the jealousy of the elf. [06:57] Jinguuji     Then a desire to protect in the interrogator. [07:00] Jinguuji     With His Lordship, it's a clear     desire for success in life. [07:04] Jinguuji     It's likely that your beauty stirs     different desires in different people. [07:09] Jinguuji     In his case, your beauty coupled with your     standing as hero finally broke him. [07:13] Tachibana     I see. [07:15] Tachibana     But are you okay with that, Jinguuji? [07:17] Tachibana     If that's true, then you're charmed      to my most popular aspect. [07:23] Tachibana     Hey, Jinguuji. What d'ya say, huh? Hey... [07:29] Hagler     Am I not good enough for you? [07:31] Hagler     With your beauty and my knowledge,     we could control the entire economy! [07:36] Hagler     You don't have to love me, but let's save     the worlds of business and politics together! [07:41] Jinguuji     Stop there, my lord. [07:44] Tachibana     J-Jinguuji? [07:46] Jinguuji     Her existence will only     bring about destruction! [07:49] Tachibana     Whaaa? [07:49] Jinguuji; echo     ...bring about destruction!     ...bring about destruction! [07:53] Hagler     You would interfere? But you     two are not a couple, are you? [07:58] Jinguuji     I-I'm not giving this warning     from that sort of perspective... [08:02] Lucius     My lord? [08:04] Hagler     What? [08:05] Lucius     If I may, my lord? [08:08] Lucius     This is, after all... [08:10] Lucius     simply medical treatment. [08:14] Jinguuji     So this is, indeed, the most efficient way     to remedy contamination of the psyche. [08:19] goddess of night     Are we done? I'm going to go back home. [08:21] Schwartz     Oh! Yes, thank you for everything! [08:25] Hagler     And so! [08:27] Hagler     This land, where the goddess     descended, has become holy land! [08:30] Hagler     We shall embrace the night, [08:31] Hagler     and prosper as a town where     travelers can rest safely! [08:36] townspeople     Hooray! [08:38] Tachibana     I guess in the end, it was kind of     good that you called down the goddess. [08:41] Schwartz     In the beginning, I did wonder     how things would turn out. [08:45] Hagler     Heroes! [08:46] Hagler     I would like to ask for your help     in developing our town. [08:50] Hagler     We can provide land, a place to live, funds,     among other things. What do you think? [08:55] Schwartz     D-Does that mean... [08:57] Schwartz     I wouldn't have to worry about     food or a place to sleep anymore? [09:00] Schwartz     Yes! Yes, by all means! [09:02] Jinguuji     Hm, so basically he'd be our patron. [09:06] Hagler     Audrey-san, if you would     stay as a public symbol, [09:10] Hagler     I promise you three meals and a nap per day. [09:13] Tachibana     You've gone and offered me exactly     the right kind of reward. [09:17] Tachibana     To be honest, that really calls     to a working adult's tired heart. [09:21] Tachibana     What do you think, Jinguuji? [09:25] Jinguuji     Honestly... [09:26] Jinguuji     I'm against it. [09:28] Tachibana     Huh? Why? [09:29] Tachibana     Even if we don't do anything,     we'd get three meals and a nap! [09:33] Tachibana     That's what every working     adult dreams of, right? [09:35] Jinguuji     I haven't dreamed of that. [09:38] Jinguuji     And His Lordship didn't say     we wouldn't have to work. [09:41] Tachibana     But he said I just had to stay here. [09:43] Jinguuji     That's true. All you'd need to do is stay... [09:46] Jinguuji     having meals with important people,     entertaining them... [09:48] Jinguuji     In the end, you'd be a honey trap. [09:50] Jinguuji     If you worked at night, afternoon naps would     be allowable. That's how I'd handle it. [09:55] Jinguuji     Right now, you're not suited     to staying in one place. [09:59] Jinguuji     Once people learn of your presence,     there will be no end [10:02] Jinguuji     to those coming to use      or even eliminate you. [10:05] Tachibana     But... [10:07] Tachibana     If it means I can get back to     who I was even a second sooner, [10:10] Tachibana     then I think I should use     whatever there is to be used! [10:13] Tachibana     And if there's danger that's dangerous,     then you, you, you should protect me! [10:17] Jinguuji     What if you're poisoned? [10:19] Tachibana     If we need a food taster,     we have Schwa-kun! [10:20] Schwartz     You're just want other people     to handle everything! [10:22] Tachibana     I don't want to hike any more mountain paths! [10:26] Schwartz     But your reasons are pretty sincere! [10:30] Jinguuji     She's completely immersed in the     convenience of the modern era. [10:33] Jinguuji     Tachibana, I'm not opposed to strengthening     our pipeline to influential people. [10:39] Jinguuji     We're certain to obtain some amount of     information and knowledge if we stay here. [10:43] Jinguuji     However, if we do stay... [10:46] Jinguuji     Will we be able to say      that we're traveling freely? [10:49] (Flashback) Tachibana     What's wrong with treating     it like a vacation? [10:51] (Flashback) Tachibana     Work's been so busy, I haven't gone anywhere. [10:54] (Flashback) Tachibana     This is a different world, right? [10:56] (Flashback) Tachibana     That means no one we know is     here and no one's watching! [10:59] Jinguuji     It isn't logical. [11:01] Jinguuji     And I am aware that there is     a strange bias to my thoughts. [11:04] Jinguuji     It's probably how much I've enjoyed     this sense of being on vacation. [11:10] Jinguuji     And that's why I don't     want to accept this offer. [11:13] Tachibana     Jinguuji... [11:16] Jinguuji     What do you think, Tachibana? [11:19] Tachibana     If you say stuff like that... [11:22] Tachibana     I can't say anything back, can I? SIGN    The Next Day [11:26] Tachibana     Okay! Thanks for everything! [11:29] Lucius     We'll pray for your safe travels! [11:31] Schwartz     Be careful! [11:32] Schwartz     Goodbye! Take care! [11:33] Jinguuji     We've finally obtained a map of this world. [11:38] Tachibana     It'll take two weeks to get     to the royal capital, right? [11:41] Tachibana     I don't wanna walk. [11:43] Jinguuji     If we'd done as the lord had said, he might      have let us use official transportation. [11:49] Tachibana     Hey, Jinguuji. [11:50] Tachibana     When we turned it down, that     "emotional bias" you were talking about... [11:55] Tachibana     It's called "willfulness." [11:58] Jinguuji     I am not such a childish person as that. [12:01] Tachibana     Nope. You're actually more     childish than anyone! [12:06] Jinguuji     I can't let that comment slide. [12:11] Jinguuji     Hey, wait! Explain what you meant by that! [12:15] Tachibana     Okay! Let's go to the royal capital! [12:28] Tachibana     Did you see something just now? [12:31] Jinguuji     Can we pretend that we didn't see anything? SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout SIGN    Crocodog SIGN    Friendly with people Carnivorous Doesn't run very fast When it reaches the end of it's lifespan, it's processed for meat Delicious [12:34] children     Crocodog! [12:37] Crocodog     Woof. [12:39] Tachibana     I had a dream about when I was little. [12:42] Tachibana     My vision was blurred with tears,     so it might not have been a good dream. [12:51] Tachibana     As I looked up at the sky, the light that     lanced down through the shade of the trees [12:54] Tachibana     I remember the piercing sound     of the clamoring cicadas so clearly... [12:58] Tachibana     And this guy... [13:00] Tachibana     When was it that we started being friends? [13:04] Jinguuji     Are you ready, Tachibana? SIGN    Kawa City Yuikawa Elementary School Student Compositions [13:09] Jinguuji     Our elementary school composition book? [13:12] Jinguuji     That brings back a lot of memories... [13:14] Tachibana     I just had a dream about elementary     school and it made me think of it... [13:19] Tachibana     Take a look at this. SIGN    Predictions for the future SIGN    No. 1 What are your dreams for the future? Cellophane Tape No. 2 What will you be doing when you're 18? Studying Abroad [13:20] Tachibana     My dream for the future was cellophane tape. [13:24] Jinguuji     Yes. I remember that. [13:26] Jinguuji     It was so incomprehensible,     I remember being scared. [13:30] Jinguuji     But if you were going to become a woman, [13:32] Jinguuji     I'd have preferred if you'd     become cellophane tape. [13:34] Tachibana     Is cellophane tape a better decision? [13:37] Tachibana     This is the thing that stood out. [13:40] Jinguuji     "What would you take to a desert island?" SIGN    What would you take to a desert island? SIGN    Jinguuji [13:44] Jinguuji     My name is written there. [13:46] Tachibana     That's right. [13:46] Tachibana     Which means that this is     what I was thinking... [13:49] Tachibana     I didn't choose you as     the most powerful weapon. [13:51] Tachibana     I choose you as a useful item.     That's the theory. [13:58] Jinguuji     If that's what you want to think,     then I suppose it's fine. [14:00] Tachibana     I want to clear up your misunderstanding! [14:03] Jinguuji     I understand how you feel,     but we can't summon the goddess. [14:07] Jinguuji     Debating something we have      no way of knowing is pointless. [14:11] Jinguuji     And besides, that's a survey     from elementary school. [14:14] Jinguuji     Do you still want to become cellophane tape? [14:17] Jinguuji     Cellophane tape. [14:19] Tachibana     And what do you know about     cellophane tape anyway? [14:22] Jinguuji     The one thing I do know is that     you don't know anything about it, either. [14:25] Tachibana     Treating me like I'm an idiot! [14:27] Tachibana     Then I'm sure you must have     had an incredible dream! [14:31] Jinguuji     Stop! [14:32] Tachibana     Why? [14:33] Jinguuji     Because I'm embarrassed, of course. [14:36] Tachibana     After making fun of someone     else's dream that much, [14:38] ---     you think you're gonna escape this? [14:40] Jinguuji     Stop now, you idiot! [14:44] Tachibana     My composition book! [14:47] Jinguuji     That's for going and doing things     that other people don't like. [14:50] Tachibana     Why won't you let me read it?! [14:52] Jinguuji     Who was it that laughed so     much back when I wrote it? [14:55] Tachibana     I don't remember that! [14:59] Jinguuji     I know that I went too far     drawing over it... [15:02] Jinguuji     But you were being a little     childish too, weren't you? [15:04] Tachibana     Like I care. [15:05] Tachibana     I'm not talking to you for a while. [15:10] Tachibana     You think about what you did, you stupid,     useless eggplant! Yeah, you eggplant! [15:13] Tachibana     Your suit's as out of place here as one! [15:16] Jinguuji     A useless eggplant... [15:18] Tachibana     Who scribbles over something like that? [15:23] Tachibana     What was Jinguuji's dream? [15:26] Tachibana     Blast it. I can't remember! [15:29] Tachibana     My brain is just... [15:31] Tachibana     Huh? [15:33] Jinguuji     A useless eggplant... [15:34] Tachibana     Why does this town... [15:36] Tachibana     love squid so much? [15:39] Miggy     What a lovely couple! Wanna eat some squid? [15:41] Tachibana     We're not a couple, so we don't need any. [15:44] Miggy     What, are you fighting right now? [15:46] ---     That's certainly bad,     and it makes this hard to do, [15:48] Miggy     but it's squid! [15:52] Miggy     Are you listening, young people? [15:54] Miggy     When your heart's feeling prickly,     that's when you need to eat something tasty! [15:58] Miggy     Try our specialty and     make up with each other! [16:01] Miggy     How about you, young lady? Want some? [16:04] Tachibana     That looks yummy! Thanks! [16:08] Tachibana     Grilled squid needs beer.     Should I open up a can? [16:13] Jinguuji     Well, since the proprietor is telling us to... [16:16] Jinguuji     Shall we just agree that we were both     being childish and leave it at that? [16:21] Jinguuji     I went too far using that marker. [16:23] Jinguuji     But since we're living together, I wish     you'd respect my privacy a little more... [16:29] Jinguuji     Hey, it isn't right to ignore me. [16:32] Jinguuji     Are you listening, Tachibana? [16:34] Jinguuji     Hey, Tachibana? [16:36] Jinguuji     Where are you? [16:37] Jinguuji     This is in bad taste as a practical joke. [16:40] Jinguuji     The proprietor of the     squid shop is gone, too... [16:43] Jinguuji     Could this be a kidnapping? [16:45] Jinguuji     No, calm down, Jinguuji. [16:47] Jinguuji     What are you going to do if you're shaken     simply because you can't see her? [16:51] Jinguuji     We're talking about Tachibana here. [16:53] Jinguuji     It's possible she's laughing     and sneering at me from afar. [16:57] Jinguuji     It could be payback for     the composition book. [17:00] Jinguuji     So the correct thing to do here     is to show that I'm panicked. [17:04] Jinguuji     If I pretend I've been taken in,     she should feel satisfied. [17:07] Jinguuji     It's ridiculous, but giving her     proper mental support is what I do. [17:14] Jinguuji     She doesn't realize that she's the one     being made to dance in the palm of my hand. [17:18] Jinguuji     And my wanting her to live that way     is the result of my own ego. [17:23] Jinguuji     This squid is delicious. [17:25] Jinguuji     And even if I don't worry about     her, she's a working adult. [17:29] Jinguuji     If it weren't for that pandemic effect,     she'd be able to take care of herself... [17:35] Jinguuji     That cart... [17:37] Jinguuji     is the one the premier was on... SIGN    Troublemaker SIGN    Unparalleled Beauty [17:44] Shen     Well, I have to say that     wasn't a very enjoyable job. [17:47] Shen     But the pay was good. I just need     to hurry up and shake it off. [17:51] Shen     Woof. [17:52] Shen     Huh? [17:58] Shen     My cart. What's going on? [18:01] Jinguuji     So you are the owner of this vehicle? [18:04] Jinguuji     I'm sorry. I thought I'd     take a little look around. [18:08] Jinguuji     I didn't intend to destroy it, but... [18:11] Jinguuji     My hands just won't stop shaking. [18:14] Shen     F-First, calm down. [18:16] Jinguuji     I am completely calm. [18:19] Jinguuji     I'm actually very calm. [18:21] Jinguuji     In fact, you could say that I am far too calm. [18:23] Shen     Would a calm person destroy a cart? [18:26] Shen     Here, take this! [18:29] Shen     It's an herb used for its calming effects. [18:31] Shen     I'll give it to you for free. [18:33] Shen     Smell it. [18:38] Jinguuji     Are you a slave trader? [18:40] Jinguuji     You had an elf woman on     this cart, didn't you? [18:42] Shen     It's not my specialty, but... [18:44] Shen     You can think of me as a trader who     deals in a wide variety of goods. [18:49] Shen     Were you looking for that elf? [18:51] Jinguuji     No. The person I'm looking for is     a blonde, blue-eyed young woman. [18:57] Jinguuji     Do you know where I might find her? [19:00] Shen     No, no! I don't do kidnapping! [19:03] Shen     Could it be... Is she beautiful? [19:05] Jinguuji     Probably. [19:07] Shen     Did she disappear in this town? [19:09] Jinguuji     Yes. [19:10] Shen     Then it may be better for you to hurry. [19:13] Shen     I was thinking that it's been a while since     I did a job like this that I didn't like. [19:17] Shen     And the elf I delivered was so beautiful... [19:20] Shen     I had no idea she was going     to be used as a sacrifice. [19:26] Rue     Blast it! Bringing me to a place like this...     What are you planning to do? [19:30] Hidary     I think you already know, don't you? [19:33] Rue     Is it really coming? Will that sort     of development finally happen? [19:37] Rue     Me, who looks so lovely, and a human     male whose desires are clear to see? [19:41] Rue     It would be even more strange if there     wasn't that kind of development! SIGN    That kind of development [19:45] Rue     Is this as far as my journey goes? [19:48] Rue     I'm sorry, subjects of my village. [19:50] Rue     If I'm to be sullied, I'd rather... [19:52] Rue     Kill me! If you're going to do     as you like with me, then I— [19:55] Hidary     We are going to kill you. [19:57] Rue     Huh? [19:58] Hidary     Well, you are a sacrifice after all. [20:01] Rue     A sacrifice? [20:02] Hidary     You haven't heard? Tonight, after the     festival ends, you'll be an offering. [20:07] Rue     Then... I'm going to die? [20:09] Hidary     That's right. I feel badly for you. [20:12] Rue     I'm gonna die? [20:14] Hidary     But that alone would be a waste. [20:16] Hidary     That well-balanced figure, and those eyes     which express such intelligence... [20:21] Hidary     Such fine skin, and cheeks     and lips like roses. [20:25] Hidary     Endlessly brimming mysterious elegance... [20:29] Hidary     It's the first time in my life that     I've seen so beautiful a woman. [20:34] Rue     To think there are humans     who understand my beauty. [20:38] Rue     Does choosing me mean that     someone beautiful is necessary? [20:42] Hidary     Yes. Our deity requires that     beautiful people be sacrificed. [20:48] Hidary     There were a few other candidates,     but you were unanimously chosen. [20:52] Rue     Really? Unanimously, was it? [20:56] Rue     I suppose that since I've been chosen,     there's nothing to be done. [21:00] Rue     I guess being too beautiful     really is a crime. [21:03] Rue     And this is the punishment     I'm receiving for it. [21:08] Rue     There's a strange heat to the     way this man looks at me. [21:12] Rue     And now that I look more closely,     he might give off a manly, handsome vibe. [21:16] Rue     I see. This man must love me. [21:20] Rue     If he does, then I may have to use my allure to     manipulate him and make my escape! [21:26] Rue     But what is allure really? [21:27] Rue     How do I use it? [21:28] Rue     What do I need to do to project it? [21:32] Rue     Like this? Or like this? [21:34] Hidary     Wh-What's this? She's started     making strange poses... [21:37] Hidary     Just behave yourself until     you're sacrificed and... [21:40] Miggy     That girl is the sacrifice? [21:42] Miggy     I wonder about that, Hidary! [21:44] Hidary     Is that you, Miggy? [21:46] Hidary     What business do you have here?     We already have our sacrifice. [21:49] Miggy     Yes, we certainly do. [21:52] Miggy     But what if there were a girl even     more beautiful than that one? [21:54] Tachibana     Ow! [21:59] Tachibana     What? What? Where am I? [22:01] Rue     I-It's you! SIGN    with [23:35] Miggy     This year's festival is upon us! [23:37] Hidary     Upon us! [23:38] Miggy     And the squid will dance,      all young and lively! [23:39] Hidary     Young and lively! [23:41] Miggy     And the sacrifice is blinding,     all young and lively! [23:43] Hidary     Young and lively! SIGN    Episode 7          Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Squid Fire [23:44] both     Squid! Squid! Young and Lively! [23:46] both     Squid! Squid! Young and Lively! [23:48] both     Squid! Squid! E7 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Squid Fire Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout [01:32] Rue     Y... [01:32] Rue     You little jerk! [01:34] Tachibana     Oh, Premier. It's been     a while. You been well? [01:37] Rue     Does it look like I'm doing well?! [01:39] Rue     Do you have any idea how much     I've looked for you two? [01:41] Rue     I don't remember how many     times I nearly died! [01:44] Tachibana     Well, well... I'm glad you're safe. [01:46] Rue     You're the one person     I'm definitely gonna kill! [01:48] Rue     And this is the perfect opportunity     to exact revenge for my honor. [01:52] Rue     Last time, you used a curse or something     to brainwash the villagers, but... [01:56] Rue     no matter how you look at it,      this man clearly prefers me. [02:01] Rue     So now we're even. [02:03] Hidary     Marry me. [02:04] Tachibana     This again? [02:05] Hidary     I'd cast aside my village if it were for you. [02:08] Hidary     And I am prepared to leave my     wife and run away to the city. [02:11] Hidary     I have two children,     but I want another three. [02:14] Tachibana     Normally, you'd just call     a guy like this a dirtbag. [02:16] Miggy     It seems you acknowledge her beauty. [02:19] Hidary     No! I spent a large sum of     money to obtain this elf. [02:23] Hidary     I can't give up on her so easily... [02:27] Hidary     I admit defeat. [02:30] Miggy     Okay! [02:31] Rue     Don't give up so easily! [02:33] Rue     It's too soon! [02:34] Rue     My worth cannot be determined     within a tiny two-person group! [02:38] Rue     I challenge you, woman! [02:40] Rue     Majority rules!     We'll decide this with a vote! [02:43] Tachibana     This again? [02:44] Miggy     I mean, if you win, you'll be sacrificed.     Are you okay with that? [02:48] Shen     I heard that the fishing here     had been poor for some time. [02:52] Shen     Then, thanks to the sudden appearance of     a giant squid, the catch became plentiful. [02:58] Shen     But they say that it asked for a     living sacrifice as compensation. [03:02] Shen     And that it said something like... [03:05] (Flashback) Giant Squid     Someone who appears snappy      and slightly impertinent, [03:07] (Flashback) Giant Squid     whose chest is on the small side, [03:10] (Flashback) Giant Squid     and who looks shallow at first glance, [03:12] (Flashback) Giant Squid     but when she's made to succumb, she glares     at you. Please find that kind of young lady. [03:17] Jinguuji     It's tossed some pretty particular     preferences together. [03:21] Jinguuji     Right. Let's kill it. [03:22] Jinguuji     It has said that if it's killed, they'll     once again be unable to catch squid. [03:27] Jinguuji     So it can use its intelligence.     How interminably irritating. [03:31] Jinguuji     But why, when they have an elf,     did they kidnap my companion? [03:35] Shen     Because of a power struggle. [03:37] Shen     Whoever finds a suitable beauty     will become the next village head. [03:43] Jinguuji     That's ridiculous. [03:44] Jinguuji     But if that's the case, both of     them do fit the requirements. [03:48] Shen     Still, I don't think it's possible     to beat an elf in terms of looks. [03:52] Jinguuji     No. There's no doubt that she will. [03:55] Shen     Is your companion that beautiful? [03:58] Jinguuji     Well... [04:00] Jinguuji     Even amongst all the beauties I've ever seen, [04:02] Jinguuji     she's probably far and     away the most beautiful. [04:05] Shen     Love is blind, after all. [04:08] Jinguuji     We're not in that kind of relationship. [04:11] Jinguuji     Why do you keep following me? [04:14] Jinguuji     I feel badly about destroying your cart, [04:16] ---     but I don't have enough     on hand to compensate you. [04:19] Shen     Oh, that's fine.     Actually, I'm feeling a little guilty. [04:23] Shen     I thought there was a little more     romance to this job, you see. [04:28] Shen     Plus, there's making connections. I'd love     for you to allow me to accompany you. [04:34] Jinguuji     If that's the case, then fine. [04:36] Jinguuji     But if my companion meets with      any harm, I will not show any mercy. [04:41] Shen     You really are in love, aren't you? [04:43] Jinguuji     I told you it's not like that. [04:45] Shen     In that case, let's hurry up and find her. [04:48] Jinguuji     Huh? Hey! [04:50] Shen     You never know. She might be in     a deserted warehouse like this. [04:59] Rue     Huh? [05:01] Rue     Oh. SIGN    Episode 7. SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .     Knockout and a Squid Fire . [05:13] Shen     Aren't you going to eat? [05:15] Jinguuji     I suppose it's fine. [05:20] Jinguuji     Still, is this the time to be     eating a leisurely meal? [05:22] Shen     Now, now. We should eat when we can. [05:26] Shen     A meal is the best way for     us to get to know each other. [05:29] Shen     Right? [05:30] Rue     I have no intention of     being friendly with humans. [05:33] Rue     Especially not with you two.     You're making this precious squid taste bad. [05:38] Rue     I want you to die. [05:42] Rue     Die. [05:44] Rue     Die, you idiot. [05:45] Shen     To be eaten with such enjoyment...     I'm sure the squid must be satisfied, too. [05:47] Rue; background     Idiot. [05:49] Rue; background     Die! [05:50] Rue     Why are you two together anyway? [05:53] Rue     Were you a team? [05:55] Jinguuji     The course of events made it unavoidable. [05:57] Jinguuji     Setting that aside, there is     something I want to ask you. [06:00] Rue     It must be about that woman, right? [06:02] Rue     I was just with her.     At this rate, she'll be killed tonight. [06:08] Jinguuji     Do you know where she is? [06:10] Rue     Well, I wonder... [06:12] Jinguuji     Tell me. [06:14] Shen     N-Now, calm down. [06:19] Rue     This squid's yummy. [06:20] Jinguuji     Is this the time to be enjoying eating that? [06:22] Jinguuji     Hey, are you listening, Premier? [06:24] Rue     It's been so long since I've had a hot meal. [06:27] Rue     I didn't realize it warmed     the heart this much. [06:30] Rue     Ever since I was beaten by these guys, [06:33] Rue     I've been capture by weird people, [06:35] Rue     gotten lost even though     I was following the map, [06:38] Rue     treated like a thief, and turned into a     slave or a sacrifice before I knew it... [06:42] (Flashback) Rue     You win! [06:43] Rue     And on top of that... [06:46] Rue     Hey, Four-Eyes. [06:50] Rue     Form a truce with me. [06:53] Jinguuji     What? [06:53] Rue     I will help you. [06:55] Rue     And in exchange, you will help me. [06:59] Rue     Have you heard? The humans of this     village revere that squid as a god. [07:06] Rue     If you kill that god     right in front of them... [07:09] Rue     what will happen to those villagers? [07:14] Rue     Killing that squid will wreck     the festival and this village. [07:18] Jinguuji     Interesting. That's a nice expression. [07:20] Shen     I think that interfering with     the festival is a good idea, [07:25] Shen     but with a monster of that size,     defeating it ourselves will be impossible. [07:29] Jinguuji     Let's kill the squid. [07:31] Shen     Weren't you listening to me? [07:33] Jinguuji     I was thinking that if I had the     opportunity, I wanted to kill it. [07:37] Rue     Shall we? [07:39] Shen     On top of being smart, it lives underwater! [07:42] Shen     Even if you say we're     going to do this, how... [07:44] Jinguuji     Calm yourself, trader. [07:47] Jinguuji     Don't worry. Leave it to me. [07:50] Jinguuji; echo     Leave it to me. Leave it     to me. Leave it to me. [07:54] Rue     Hmm. It seems you have some sort     of plan, don't you, Four-Eyes? [07:58] Jinguuji     Yes. But you should prepare     yourself, Premier. [08:01] Jinguuji     In order to kill that squid,     your assistance will be required. [08:05] Jinguuji     Can you promise that you won't     run away when it comes time? [08:10] Rue     This man... [08:11] Rue     He's a troublesome enemy, but when     he's an ally, he's this reliable? [08:16] Rue     Strong. Smart. As well as cool-headed. [08:21] Rue     And when I look more closely, he's handsome. [08:25] Rue     I promise. [08:26] Rue     I swear it by my goddess.     I will lend you my strength! [08:34] Rue     Hey. Why do I have ropes tied around me? [08:38] Rue     And what are these round things? [08:40] Jinguuji     Floats. [08:41] Rue     Floats? [08:42] Jinguuji     We're fishing for squid and you're the bait. [08:50] Jinguuji     Do your best not to drown! [08:53] Rue     You four-eyed weasel! [08:58] Rue     See if I ever trust a human again! [09:01] Shen     An ordinary person would never     think of something like that. [09:04] Shen     I'd expect no less from you. [09:05] Shen     Really, who are you? [09:08] Shen     A regular human wouldn't be     able to throw her that far. [09:12] Jinguuji     Well, I'd intended to throw     her a little farther, but... [09:16] Shen     Huh? [09:17] Jinguuji     This is a little odd. [09:19] Shen     Oh, then your shoulders aren't at their best? [09:22] Shen     If you wouldn't mind it being me,     I could loosen your body up for you. [09:26] Jinguuji     N-No, I won't impose. [09:28] Shen     Really? That's too bad. [09:33] Jinguuji     You're suddenly standing very close. [09:36] Shen     Would you like some shredded dried squid? [09:38] Shen     Oh, I see you have both hands full. [09:40] Shen     In that case, please open     your mouth. Here, say "ahhh." [09:46] Shen     There's no one left to interfere.     It's just the two of us now. [09:49] Jinguuji     Wait for me, Tachibana. [09:51] Jinguuji     I will kill the squid and find you! [09:54] Rue     I can't swim! [09:56] Jinguuji     Don't worry! You've got floats! [09:59] child     Yay! SIGN    Three hours later... [10:01] child     It's so high! [10:03] Jinguuji     It's still got flavor to it, this squid. [10:05] Shen     They do say that you can keep     chewing it for a lifetime. [10:09] Jinguuji     That aside, we've caught     nothing. Nothing at all. [10:13] Jinguuji     Is the bait no good? [10:15] Shen     And is the bait person still alive? [10:18] Shen     I haven't seen any movement in— [10:18] child     Hey! Are you fishing for squid? [10:21] Jinguuji     Yes. [10:22] child     How stupid! [10:23] child     Of course you can't catch any! [10:25] child     Squid are nocturnal! [10:26] child; echo     ...nocturnal! ...nocturnal! ...nocturnal! [10:34] Rue     I'm exhausted. [10:36] Rue     But I must endure. [10:39] Rue     Once we've killed the squid... [10:40] Rue     This time... This time for     sure, I'll get them and... [10:45] Rue     Huh? [10:47] Rue     Huh? [10:52] Shen     Huh? Is that... [10:57] Jinguuji     We've got a bite! [10:58] Rue     You guys, hurry up and save me! [11:03] Jinguuji; Shen     Uh. [11:08] Sateyna     I received this precious nut from the premier.     Though I've treasured it, it dried up and now... [11:13] Ultina     Really, you should've eaten it. [11:14] Ultina     Is she bullying you or something? [11:16] Sateyna     Something may have happened to the premier. [11:19] Ultina     Your expression isn't saying     that you hope for her safety. [11:22] Ultina     I find you pretty scary. SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout SIGN    Squid Village's Specialty, Shredded Dried Squid SIGN    You can't chew through the legs, so you can chew them for a lifetime. [11:26] Rue     You can't chew through the legs,     so you can chew them for a lifetime! [11:31] Tachibana     The way the sunset reflects off     the lake is so beautiful. [11:36] Miggy     Now then, it's time to get ready. [11:40] Tachibana     It's already time for the sacrifice?!     Wait, wait, wait! [11:42] Tachibana     I haven't finished emotionally     preparing myself! [11:44] Tachibana     No, but it's only a giant     squid I'm up against. SIGN    Eaten SIGN    Crushed to Death [11:47] Tachibana     If I put up a serious fight,     I might have a chance... SIGN    Suffocation [11:52] Tachibana     No, I won't! I have no chance! [11:54] Tachibana     That giant squid is freakin' scary! [11:57] Tachibana     I don't wanna die. I especially     don't wanna get eaten! [12:00] Tachibana     Squid! I'm begging you! [12:02] Tachibana     I eat you, but please don't eat me! [12:07] (Flashback) Tachibana     I'm not talking to you for a while. [12:10] Tachibana     Why did we pick this time to have a fight? [12:14] Tachibana     This happened once before a long time ago. [12:18] (Flashback) Tachibana     Please, save me, Jinguuji! [12:20] (Flashback) Tachibana     I can't understand what the teacher     is saying, so I can't keep up in class! [12:25] (Flashback) Jinguuji     You take too many naps during     class. This is your own fault. [12:28] (Flashback) Tachibana     My part-time job's been super busy. [12:31] (Flashback) Jinguuji     Why should I care? [12:32] (Flashback) Tachibana     If my scores are in the red     next time, it'll be really bad! [12:34] (Flashback) Tachibana     My summer vacation will disappear! [12:37] (Flashback) Jinguuji     You... [12:38] (Flashback) Jinguuji     Are things really that bad? [12:40] (Flashback) Tachibana     They're super bad. SIGN    Seizariya [12:43] (Flashback) Tachibana     I'm telling you... [12:44] (Flashback) Tachibana     explain in a way so that     even I can understand! [12:47] (Flashback) Jinguuji     Why is the one teaching     getting the blame here? [12:50] (Flashback) Tachibana     Man, I just don't get it! [12:52] (Flashback) Jinguuji     How can you not understand? [12:54] (Flashback) Jinguuji     I'm the one explaining it to you. [12:56] (Flashback) Jinguuji     Focus properly. [12:58] (Flashback) Jinguuji     Don't play innocent about     your mind's capabilities. [13:01] (Flashback) Jinguuji     Come on. I'll explain it again. [13:04] (Flashback) Tachibana     I'm just not smart. [13:07] (Flashback) Tachibana     How can you understand how someone     who can't do things feels? [13:16] (Flashback) Jinguuji     Tachibana! [13:17] (Flashback) Tachibana     Idiot! Stupid, useless eggplant! Useless! [13:19] (Flashback) Tachibana     Don't ever speak to me again,     you useless eggplant! [13:22] (Flashback) Jinguuji     U-Useless eggplant... [13:23] narrator     And so... [13:25] narrator     the man known as Jinguuji really     didn't speak to him for about a week. [13:31] Tachibana     In the end, I failed. With all the extra     lessons and tests, my summer vanished. [13:36] Tachibana     Blast it! If I can't count on a rescue,     then I'll have to make a move myself! [13:40] Tachibana     But what should I do? [13:43] Tachibana     That's right! I can charm them to cause     confusion and use that chance to escape! [13:48] Tachibana     In that case, I need to get this thing off! [13:53] Tachibana     It won't come off! [13:54] Hidary     Hey, what are you doing! [13:56] Miggy     Stop shaking the cage! [13:58] Tachibana     Take that! SIGN    Tachibana .     . .     Luck → 83 .     Unlocking successful! [14:05] Miggy     Hey, you should've locked it properly. [14:07] squid citizen C     I-I'm sorry! [14:11] Miggy     Hey, what's wrong? [14:12] Miggy     You listening to me? Hey! [14:15] Squid citizen C     A-A goddess... [14:17] Tachibana     Ow... [14:21] Tachibana     Huh? [14:24] Jinguuji     It's pulling harder than I imagined it would! [14:26] Shen     You had a plan though, didn't you? [14:28] Jinguuji     No, it was just thinking     of a way to fish it out. [14:31] Shen     That's impossible! [14:34] Jinguuji     Why? Why is my strength failing? [14:37] Jinguuji     Has anything been different than usual? [14:39] Jinguuji     My meals are perfectly balanced.     And I've been doing my morning routine. [14:44] Jinguuji     Has there been a sudden, unexpected... [14:47] crowd     Kill her! [14:48] crowd     Kill that girl! [14:50] Miggy     Stop, will you? [14:51] Shen     Wh-What's all that? [14:53] Jinguuji     T-Tachibana! [14:55] woman A     That woman is a witch! [14:57] woman B     She's a witch who's seduced my husband! [14:59] man B     Marry me! I want three children! [15:01] man C     No, I want four! [15:03] Miggy     Wait, wait! This girl is an     offering to the squid god! [15:08] Tachibana     Why... [15:09] Tachibana     Why does this have to happen to me?! [15:12] woman E     Don't try to garner sympathy,     you filthy woman! [15:15] woman F     I'm sure you've used that face to     ensnare gentlemen, haven't you?! [15:19] woman G     You've never done an honest day of work!     You don't know how the world works! [15:22] woman H     Being beautiful is such a boon, isn't it? [15:24] woman A     Your very existence is a crime! [15:27] woman B     That's right! [15:28] Tachibana     Right, blast it! I've made up my mind! [15:31] Tachibana     I'm not gonna die, no matter what! [15:33] Tachibana     The morals of a village that offers     outsiders up as sacrifices are really low! [15:38] Tachibana     This is why I hate spiteful     country villages, you morons! [15:42] woman B     She's even starting to badmouth our village! [15:44] woman A     Those words are the witch's curse! [15:46] Shen     Could it be that the person at the     center of that is your companion? [15:49] Jinguuji     That's right. [15:50] Tachibana     It's not as if I'm like     this because I want to be! [15:53] Tachibana     Labeling people because of their     appearance or your personal opinions... [15:56] Tachibana     Laughing and pointing, deciding where     everyone stands... Is that fun?! [16:00] Tachibana     Don't shift the responsibility here! [16:02] Tachibana     Do something about this yourselves! [16:04] Tachibana     What's with this "sacrifice" thing? [16:06] Tachibana     Make a clay figure in the shape of     a beautiful woman and give it that! [16:08] Shen     She's saying some crazy things. [16:11] Jinguuji     Yes. [16:13] Jinguuji     She's a very honest person. [16:17] Jinguuji     Tachibana! Are you safe?! [16:19] Tachibana     Jinguuji?! [16:20] Tachibana     As you can see, I'm about to die! [16:23] Jinguuji     I'll rescue you now! [16:24] Tachibana     My arms are at their limit... [16:27] Tachibana     I'm begging you, Jinguuji! [16:29] Tachibana     Do something about these villagers! [16:32] Jinguuji     I will! [16:50] Jinguuji     Take that! [16:58] Shen     The bait person! [17:02] Shen     Is this really all right?     Isn't the elf inside that thing? [17:06] Jinguuji     I have confidence in the premier. [17:09] Shen     When trusting goes too far, it sounds a lot like abandoning responsibility! [17:13] crowd     O Lord Squid God! [17:15] giant squid     Why?! [17:18] giant squid     I was just about to suck on a cute girl, [17:21] giant squid     and then all of a sudden this happened! [17:23] Tachibana     Where did those preferences     of yours come from anyway?! [17:27] giant squid     Oh. There is a cute girl here, too. [17:31] Tachibana     This guy can still move? [17:33] giant squid     So cute! [17:38] giant squid     I wanna eat her up! [17:46] Jinguuji     Tachibana! [17:47] Jinguuji     Hold on just a little longer! [17:49] Tachibana     You can say that, but... [17:53] Tachibana     Huh? [17:55] Tachibana     Is this a horror story? [17:56] Rue     Now that it's come to this, I'm taking     you with me! Die beside me! [18:00] Tachibana     Stop! [18:01] Tachibana     Stop! Stop, Premier! [18:04] Tachibana     We're just about to kill this squid! [18:07] Rue     What did you say? [18:08] Jinguuji     Premier! Use this! [18:12] Rue     This is... [18:25] Tachibana     Th— [18:29] Tachibana     That was so cool! [18:32] Rue     Hmph. [18:35] Tachibana     The edge on that Damascus     knife really is good! [18:40] Tachibana     Ow! [18:42] Tachibana     Th-Thanks... [18:44] Tachibana     Premier? [18:51] giant squid     This is hot! Really hot! [18:57] Rue     It's grilled squid! [19:02] Rue     Yum! [19:04] Rue     What are you staring at? [19:06] Rue     If you want some, how about you     grill it and eat it yourselves? [19:09] villager     Oh. It is our god, after all, so... [19:12] Rue     What kind of god is this delicious?! [19:14] Rue     This thing's just a giant squid! A squid! [19:17] Miggy     Just a giant squid... [19:23] Miggy     Hidary... [19:24] Hidary     Miggy... [19:26] Hidary     We've been beaten. [19:30] Hidary     I want to ask you all! [19:32] Hidary     Is it right to sacrifice a person's     life to a squid monster?! [19:37] Hidary     We cannot continue squids way! We need a     breath of fresh air, do we not, squids? [19:41] villagers     Yeah! [19:43] Tachibana     I'm getting tired of all the squid quips. [19:44] Jinguuji     Yes. [19:45] Hidary     And by a unanimous vote,      she will be our next village head! [19:49] Rue     Huh? [19:52] Tachibana     Oh. My level went up. [19:54] villager     How about it, young man? Want one     of these, too? They're delicious! [19:56] Tachibana     Th-They really adapt quickly. [19:59] Tachibana     Are they okay with this? [20:01] Jinguuji     They seem to be having fun, [20:02] Jinguuji     so I think it's fine, don't you? [20:07] Jinguuji     Hey, Tachibana. [20:08] Tachibana     Huh? [20:10] Jinguuji     I'm sorry. [20:11] Tachibana     About what? [20:13] Jinguuji     Your composition book. [20:14] Tachibana     I'd forgotten! Yeah, that happened! [20:18] Tachibana     But I'm not angry anymore. [20:21] Tachibana     To think you have stuff in your past     you don't want people digging into... [20:24] Tachibana     I guess you are sort of human after all. [20:26] Jinguuji     Sort of? [20:28] Tachibana     I mean, the part that's been scribbled     over in marker won't come back, [20:31] Tachibana     so let's talk about this again once     we've gotten back to our world. [20:34] Tachibana     When that happens, show me      your composition book, okay? [20:38] Jinguuji     Sorry. I don't have mine anymore. [20:41] Jinguuji     My grandmother threw it out. [20:45] Tachibana     Oh... [20:46] Tachibana     I see. I guess there's no helping it, then. [20:49] Jinguuji     Yes. Nothing to be done. [20:55] Jinguuji     Don't leave me again. It's dangerous. [20:59] Tachibana     No, you don't take your     eyes off of me. I'll die. [21:03] Jinguuji     That's true. [21:04] Shen     Was that a marriage proposal? [21:08] Hidary     Village head! [21:09] Rue     I am not! [21:10] Miggy     Village head! [21:11] Rue     You've got this wrong! [21:12] Hidari     Won't you please lead us squids?! [21:14] Rue     Cut it out already! [21:16] Tachibana     Who's this guy? [21:19] Kalm     Oh, dear. It's been eaten. [21:23] Vizzd     The delicious smell is     wafting all the way up here. [21:26] Vizzd     I want to eat some, too. [21:28] Kalm     Make do with that dried squid. [21:31] Kalm     Still, as soon as they showed up,     I did think that we would fail, [21:35] Kalm     but I didn't think it would end like this. [21:40] Vizzd     That guy with the glasses is strong, right? [21:42] Vizzd     After all, he is the man who defeated me. [21:44] Kalm     Why are you bragging about that? [21:47] Kalm     We have no further business     here, so we're leaving. [21:50] Vizzd     Understood. [21:52] Vizzd     We can give this squid to the     Demon Lord as a souvenir. [21:55] Kalm     When they're separated,     his strength declines? [22:01] Kalm     I have a good idea. SIGN    with [23:35] Tachibana     Hey, why did you do all that anyway? [23:37] giant squid     I just wanted to suck on     a cute girl, that's all. [23:39] Tachibana     And because of that selfish desire of yours,     you ended up getting punished, right? [23:43] giant squid     Yes... SIGN    Episode 8          Guy Who Reincarnated as a     Fantasy Knockout and a Choice [23:44] Tachibana     Have you reflected on your mistakes? [23:45] giant squid     Yes. [23:45] Rue     Oh, there was still some squid left? [23:46] Tachibana     Wait, Premier! [23:48] Rue     Man, that's yummy. E8 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Choice Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout [01:30] Tachibana     I... I really have to kill it? [01:34] Tachibana     This adorable living thing? [01:37] Jinguuji     There's no other choice.     It's so that we can live. [01:39] Tachibana     You do it! Somewhere I can't see! [01:42] Jinguuji     It's also a bit of an experiment. [01:45] Tachibana     Wait! SIGN    Episode 8. SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .     Knockout and a Choice . [01:57] Tachibana     I'm sorry, bunny. [01:59] Tachibana     I can't eat meat today. [02:01] Shen     Oh, was that your first kill? [02:04] Shen     Eating your first kill is something      really special, you know? [02:07] Shen     Would you like to try it raw? [02:09] Tachibana     Someone says they can't eat meat,     and you recommend it raw? Are you crazy? [02:14] Tachibana     Who is this guy anyway? [02:16] ---     He seems kinda shady. Are you sure about him? [02:19] Shen     My, my. What a terrible estimation of me. [02:21] Shen     Please allow me to stay with you     until we reach the royal capital. [02:25] Shen     My cart is broken and my     crocodog ran away, after all. SIGN    Crocodog [02:28] Shen     My only means of transportation is walking. [02:31] Shen     And all alone... [02:33] Tachibana     I see. Since you broke it,     we can't really argue. [02:36] Jinguuji     Sorry. [02:37] Tachibana     Since my charm doesn't work on him,     I guess it's fine, but... [02:41] Tachibana     I'm Tachibana. [02:43] Jinguuji     I'm Jinguuji. [02:44] Shen     I'm called Shen. [02:46] Shen     You both have such unusual names.     Where are you from? [02:51] Jinguuji     We can't provide you our     personal information. [02:53] Shen     Since you were friendly with that elf,     perhaps you're from the south? [02:58] Tachibana     Oh! I forgot about the premier! [03:00] Tachibana     You think it was okay to leave her behind? [03:02] Jinguuji     A woman who'd try for our lives at any     opportunity? We couldn't bring her along. [03:07] (Flashback) Jinguuji     This squid is delicious, but the god     of your forest was pretty good, too. [03:11] Tachibana     That was your fault, wasn't it? SIGN    Tachibana Strength          Hero Power: 1          Gender: Female Speed: 1          Level: 12 Intelligence: 30          . .Luck: 98                              Skills          Passive Active     Unparalleled Beauty Conversation Lvl1          Troublemaker. .          Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX          Curse of the Goddess of Love [03:14] Tachibana     But why is it that only my Luck increases? [03:17] Jinguuji     Your physical stats may not improve at all. [03:20] Tachibana     What? [03:21] Jinguuji     I have a rough understanding      of how we level up. [03:25] Jinguuji     After beating the first monster, I was the     only one to gain experience points, [03:29] Jinguuji     but even though the premier     helped to kill the squid, [03:31] Jinguuji     your level increased, too, right? [03:33] Tachibana     Now that you mention it, it did. [03:36] Jinguuji     It's very likely that close contact     is the key. That's my guess. [03:39] Tachibana     Close contact? [03:41] Tachibana     Is that why you made me     kill that rabbit earlier? [03:44] Tachibana     You should explain stuff like that first! [03:46] Jinguuji     Even if I had, you still would've objected, right? [03:49] Shen     I've finished making our meal. [03:52] Tachibana     Blast it... [03:53] Tachibana     It's so good! [03:55] Tachibana     The taste of this life... [03:59] Tachibana     This guy's always killing stuff     so we can eat. [04:03] ---     That's really amazing. [04:07] Tachibana     Jinguuji's hands are really big. [04:10] Tachibana     No. Is it that mine are small? [04:15] Tachibana     Thanks for the meal! [04:17] Tachibana     Toilet, toilet... [04:19] Tachibana     Huh? [04:23] Tachibana     Why are you following me? [04:25] Jinguuji     Huh? [04:26] Jinguuji     You might get abducted if     I take my eyes off of you, right? [04:28] Tachibana     But we're inside the apartment... [04:30] Jinguuji     It was that kind of blithe disregard     that brought about the last incident. [04:33] Jinguuji     I've decided I won't let down my guard again. [04:35] Tachibana     By which you mean that     you're going to wait there? [04:37] Jinguuji     Yes. [04:38] Tachibana     I can't feel comfortable     with someone else there! [04:42] Shen     So this is your love nest? [04:44] Jinguuji     No, I am a freeloader and no more. [04:47] Jinguuji     Never mind, though. Since we're alone,      this is the perfect time. [04:51] Jinguuji     There's something I want to ask you. [04:52] Shen     What? [04:53] Jinguuji     Why are you following us?     Tell me your intentions. SIGN    Shen Strength     Trader Power: 38     Gender: Male Speed: 60     Level: 52 Intelligence: 43     . Luck: 12                    Skills     Passive Active     Perseverance Negotiation Skills Lvl 1     Eye for Beauty Lvl 1 Perception Block Lvl 2     Appreciation of the Assassination     Human Body Lvl 1 Techniques Lvl 2 [04:57] Jinguuji     Who are you really? [05:03] Jinguuji     If he were a townsperson, he should     have skills relating to his trade. [05:07] Jinguuji     Instead, of all things,     he has Assassination Techniques? SIGN    Active     Negotiation Skills Lvl 1     Perception Block Lvl 2     Assassination Techniques Lvl 2 [05:10] Jinguuji     That's entirely too dangerous. [05:12] Jinguuji     Depending on the circumstances,     while Tachibana is out of the way... [05:15] Shen     I told you my intentions earlier, didn't I? [05:19] Shen     I would like you to allow     me to accompany you. [05:22] Jinguuji     It isn't bloodlust. What is     this sense of pressure I feel? [05:26] Jinguuji     Is his target Tachibana after all? [05:29] Jinguuji     She must look quite desirable     to a slave trader. [05:31] Jinguuji     But he hasn't breathed a word about her... [05:34] Jinguuji     As I thought, he is no ordinary person! [05:36] Shen     Please, wait! [05:38] Shen     If I meant to harm you, I'd have     put something in the food earlier. [05:49] Shen     And, well, I did put something in the stew. [05:51] Shen     Just a little something. [05:53] Jinguuji     Blast it! [05:54] Shen     So how are you feeling? [05:57] Shen     Your body must have started     to heat up, right? [05:59] Jinguuji     Poison? Or some kind of drug? [06:02] Jinguuji     Taking away our ability to move, and then... [06:05] Jinguuji     I gave Tachibana a lecture,     then let us get into this mess! [06:08] Jinguuji     My head's feeling foggy.     I can't think straight. [06:11] Jinguuji     But... [06:12] Jinguuji     I can move! [06:14] Jinguuji     Which means... [06:19] Jinguuji     You will tell me your true objectives! [06:26] Jinguuji     Why are you crying? [06:29] Shen     Splendid. Your body is just     as splendid as I'd imagined. [06:34] Shen     And so... [06:36] Shen     Shall we begin? [06:40] Tachibana     Ah, I feel better. [06:44] Shen     My, you are very strong, aren't you? [06:47] Tachibana     What are you doing? [06:48] Jinguuji     Don't come any closer, Tachibana! [06:51] Jinguuji     He drugged us. [06:53] Jinguuji     I'm having trouble moving. [06:54] Tachibana     What—?! [06:55] Jinguuji     It's likely he's after you. [06:57] ---     Run! [06:58] Tachibana     Wh-What about you? [07:00] Jinguuji     After you've escaped,     I'll figure something out! [07:03] Tachibana     But... [07:03] Tachibana     if we get separated, we may     never see each other again! [07:06] Jinguuji     You can worry about that...     after you get to safety! [07:11] Shen     That desperate expression... Lovely... [07:13] Tachibana     I'm sorry, Jinguuji. [07:15] Tachibana     If I didn't have a body like this,     we could've been together longer. [07:19] Tachibana     It's been like this ever since we got here. [07:21] Tachibana     Because I'm this cute, I only     ever cause trouble for you. [07:26] Jinguuji     Tachibana... [07:29] Shen     No. [07:30] Shen     You're not particularly cute. [07:32] Shen     Tachibana-san, to me,     you aren't cute in the slightest. [07:36] Shen     You don't suit my tastes at all. [07:38] Shen     I'm not targeting you, and I've never     once thought of selling you as a slave, [07:42] Shen     so please don't worry. [07:43] Tachibana     What? But I am cute. [07:46] Tachibana     What's with you?     You're a slave trader, right? [07:49] Tachibana     Have your eyes rotted or something? [07:51] Shen     It's your disposition     that's rotten, isn't it? [07:53] Tachibana     What?! [07:54] Jinguuji     Don't get caught up in it, idiot! [07:55] Jinguuji     Just hurry up and run! [07:57] Tachibana     My cuteness is my entire identity right now. [08:01] Tachibana     If that's denied me, what do I have left? [08:03] Jinguuji     You just said that your cuteness     only caused trouble, and now this?! [08:06] Tachibana     With Jinguuji unable to fight, I'm the     only one who can do anything about this. [08:12] Tachibana     You don't seem affected by     my charm for some reason, but... [08:16] Tachibana     if I can make it work, then I win! [08:20] Tachibana     Not you! [08:22] Tachibana     Seriously, what's with you?! SIGN    menace menace menace menace SIGN    squish squish squish squish [08:24] Shen     You seek to entice me with that     soft, squishy body of yours? [08:27] Shen     How strange. It only makes     hatred rise up within me. [08:31] Tachibana     What'd you say? [08:32] Tachibana     I'll show you how good softness can be! [08:34] Jinguuji     Stop! [08:35] Jinguuji     If I see something like that     when I'm not well, I'll die! [08:39] Jinguuji     Getting charmed on top of all this... [08:42] Jinguuji     She's so cute. I can't... [08:45] Jinguuji     Times like this call for... [08:47] Jinguuji     muscle! [08:48] Jinguuji     A man! [08:49] Jinguuji     I will look at a man and calm down! [08:52] Shen     Your partner has looked away... [08:54] Shen     He can't maintain interest in the subject. [08:56] Shen     I feel sorry for you, Tachibana-san. [08:59] Shen     As you can see, Jinguuji has chosen my body. [09:02] Jinguuji     Huh? [09:03] Shen     Doesn't that mean that right now,      I'm more attractive than you? [09:09] Tachibana     Normally, I'd be able to     say it wasn't true, but... [09:13] Tachibana     We're talking about Jinguuji here! [09:15] Tachibana     It's totally possible that     he'd chose a male body! [09:17] Jinguuji     What do you think I am? [09:19] Tachibana     Then choose, Jinguuji! To you... [09:23] Tachibana; Shen     which of us is more attractive? [09:26] Tachibana     Come on! Come on! [09:29] Jinguuji     S-Stop! [09:30] Jinguuji     My brain is trembling! [09:32] Tachibana     Don't run away, you! [09:33] Tachibana     Which of us is cuter?     It's a simple question, right? [09:35] Jinguuji     You're asking which? No matter     which I choose, I'm choosing a man! [09:40] Jinguuji; echo     ...a man! ...a man! [09:43] Shen     Huh? [09:44] Shen     Tachibana-san, are you a man? SIGN    Stare [09:50] Tachibana     Wh-What? [09:53] Shen     No, no way. [09:54] Tachibana     You're super rude, you know that? [09:57] Shen     Why are you so squishy? [09:59] Shen     That body is a crime, you know? Seriously. [10:02] Tachibana     I agree that it's a crime, but because     of its cuteness, not its softness. [10:07] Shen     Your vanity is extreme as well. [10:10] Tachibana     It's fact. [10:11] Jinguuji     Both of you... enough already... [10:16] Tachibana     Jinguuji! [10:17] Shen     It appears he's finally reached his limit. [10:21] Jinguuji     Don't worry about me. Run! [10:24] Tachibana     A-All I've done is keep     falling for his provocation! [10:29] Tachibana     Blast it. If he's not interested in me,     then why is he doing this? [10:33] Tachibana     Wait. He's not interested in me? [10:36] Tachibana     Idiot! [10:37] Tachibana     You're the one who needs to run, Jinguuji! [10:39] Jinguuji     What? [10:40] Tachibana     Shen's isn't after me! [10:42] Tachibana     He's after you—! [10:46] Jinguuji     Tachibana! [10:50] Shen     Now... Shall we begin? [10:53] Tachibana     Stop, Shen! [10:54] Tachibana     You have to get consent before     you do things like that! SIGN    squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥ SIGN    rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ [11:08] Jinguuji     Tachibana? [11:09] Jinguuji     What's happening to me right now? [11:11] Jinguuji     Torture? [11:13] Tachibana     No. [11:14] Tachibana     You're having your body loosened up. [11:16] Jinguuji     Loosened up? [11:18] Shen     The truth is, my family has knowledge     of secret pressure points. [11:22] Tachibana     Secret pressure points? [11:24] Shen     I just couldn't turn away from this level     of fatigue, I suppose you could say. [11:29] Shen     If I hadn't been this forceful, Jinguuji-san     probably wouldn't let me treat him, would he? [11:34] Shen     Oh, what amazing muscles. SIGN    rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ [11:37] Tachibana     Jinguuji, you... [11:39] Tachibana     were tired? [11:41] Jinguuji     Me? Tired? [11:43] Tachibana     You're not young anymore.     Don't push yourself too hard. [11:46] Shen     The drug effects are stronger     the more fatigued you are, too. [11:51] Shen     It was enough to knock you down.     Please be more self-aware. [11:54] Tachibana     Did you give me that drug, too? [11:57] Shen     No. [11:59] ---     I gave you a laxative. [12:01] Tachibana     No wonder everything came out so cleanly! [12:08] Shen     I've been forbidden to come     within a ten meter radius. [12:12] Shen     But how was my true identity exposed? [12:17] Shen     No... it wasn't exposed. [12:21] Shen     Perhaps he has a keen sense     of a person's true nature. [12:24] Shen     Well, this has come from an unusual place. [12:32] Shen     This is... SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout SIGN    boom boom boom [12:35] Tachibana     Isn't this... a spoiler? [12:43] Tachibana     Are you feeling better? [12:44] Jinguuji     Impossibly good. [12:46] Tachibana     Shen really was skilled, huh? [12:49] Jinguuji     From now on, if we feel even a little tired, [12:52] ---     let's make sure to take a break. [12:55] Tachibana     Tired, huh? [12:57] Tachibana     I've never seen this guy even catch a cold. [13:01] Tachibana     I guess it shows how much of     a burden I'm putting on him. [13:04] Tachibana     At the very least, I need to     be able to protect myself. [13:07] Jinguuji     I can see it. [13:13] Tachibana     So that's the royal capital, huh? [13:15] Jinguuji     It looks like there's an inspection. [13:16] Shen     It's because there was a war not long ago. [13:19] Tachibana     Whoa! That scared me! [13:21] Jinguuji     I told you. Not closer than ten meters. [13:23] Shen     I thought you might have some trouble. [13:25] Tachibana     You mean we can't get in? [13:27] Shen     I don't know. [13:29] Shen     I would be able to guide you in, [13:32] Shen     but in return, I'd like to show     you around the capital and things. [13:39] Shen     Welcome to the royal capital, Ishurna. [13:41] Tachibana     Wow, the houses are made of stone! [13:45] Shen     I can guide you anywhere. [13:47] Jinguuji     Are there any temples? [13:49] Shen     Well, the temple of the     goddess of love and beauty... [13:52] Shen     is over there. [13:54] Tachibana     Why a temple? SIGN    munch munch munch munch [13:55] Jinguuji     If we can find the prophecy of the goddess, [13:58] Jinguuji     we might be able to find out a     little regarding the Demon Lord. [14:01] Tachibana     I see. [14:02] priestess     Welcome to the temple of the     goddess of love and beauty. [14:06] Tachibana     Whoa, she's beautiful. [14:07] Jinguuji     How can this be?!     She's perfectly respectable! [14:09] Jinguuji     Clean, tidy, polite. [14:11] Jinguuji     Not a single issue with her deportment! [14:13] Jinguuji     This is a temple for the worship     of that crappy goddess! [14:16] Jinguuji     I had an image in my head of some     kind of nighttime pool event, but... [14:21] Tachibana     You have a powerful imagination. [14:24] priestess     Oh! Oh, my, my, my! [14:27] priestess     Might you possibly be     hoping to join our faith? [14:30] Tachibana     Oh, she smells so nice! [14:32] priestess     I can tell with just one look! [14:34] priestess     You are perfectly suited     to serving our goddess! [14:38] priestess     Please, come right this way. [14:40] Tachibana     I-Is this okay? [14:42] Jinguuji     For now, we need to think     about getting inside. [14:44] Tachibana     I do have one more person accompanying me. [14:46] Shen     Don't trouble yourself about me. [14:51] Tachibana     This place is beautiful. [14:54] priestess     Our goddess rules over love and beauty. [14:57] priestess     The temple must always be kept beautiful. [15:01] priestess     And the same goes for us, her believers. [15:06] priestess     First, you will change into     the garb of our order. [15:08] Tachibana     Oh! I like that! Garb! [15:17] Tachibana     No, um... Miss? [15:20] priestess     Yes? [15:21] Tachibana     This isn't clothing so much as underwear... [15:24] priestess     It is the garb of our order. [15:25] Tachibana     Actually, it's sort of just cloth, isn't it? [15:27] priestess     It is the garb of our order. [15:29] Tachibana     But this... [15:30] priestess     That is our official dress. [15:33] priestess     Only those wearing it are permitted      to enter our place of worship. [15:36] Tachibana     U-Um... [15:38] priestess     Please call for me once you've changed. [15:42] Tachibana     I-I... [15:45] Tachibana     Do I have to wear this even though it feels     like I'll lose something by doing it? [15:48] Jinguuji     Tachibana. [15:49] Jinguuji     You know what our objective     in coming here is, right? [15:52] Tachibana     To gather information. [15:53] Jinguuji     That's right. [15:54] Tachibana     You can't be... [15:56] Jinguuji     Steel your nerve. [15:57] Jinguuji     I already have. [15:59] Tachibana     You're kidding me! [16:01] Tachibana     This thing... All kinds of things     are gonna pop out! And you're... [16:12] Jinguuji     Are you done, Tachibana? [16:15] Jinguuji     I'm coming out. [16:17] Tachibana     Yeah. SIGN    punch punch punch [16:22] Tachibana     Why aren't you wearing it?! [16:24] Jinguuji     I'm wearing it under my suit! [16:26] ---     Why aren't you wearing any clothes? [16:28] Tachibana     What? Did you trick me?! [16:30] Tachibana     You think it's okay to do     that just to humiliate me?! [16:33] Tachibana     Just to see me in this micro-swimsuit?! [16:35] Jinguuji     Don't make me out to be the bad guy! [16:37] Jinguuji     The priestess was wearing     clothes, wasn't she?! [16:41] Tachibana     Now that you mention it... [16:43] priestess     Have you finished changing? [16:46] priestess     Oh, it suits you very well! [16:48] priestess     And the gentleman... [16:50] Jinguuji     I'm still a little reluctant     to show so much skin. [16:53] priestess     Are you wearing it underneath? [16:55] priestess     Well, as you're only observing     today, that should be fine. [16:58] Tachibana     That's fine? [17:00] Tachibana     Then I'd like something to drape over me! [17:03] priestess     In that case, take my robe. [17:04] Tachibana     Huh? [17:05] priestess     Will it do? SIGN    Eek [17:09] Tachibana     Sh-Showing that much skin to someone     you've just met is wrong, isn't it? [17:14] priestess     I understand. I was surprised     when I first saw as well. [17:18] priestess     It's quite all right! I am sure one day     that feeling will turn to joy! [17:22] Tachibana     How is that all right?! [17:24] priestess     Now, let us go. [17:27] priestess     It is a sacred space,      so please, no carelessness. [17:44] priestess     This is our place of worship. [17:47] priestess     What do you think? [17:48] priestess     Isn't it a splendidly holy sight? [17:52] priestess     It's as though the deities have     come to play in the water. [17:57] Jinguuji     Tachibana. Would you mind... [17:59] Jinguuji     if I made this building cease to exist? [18:02] Tachibana     Calm down. It's actually just     like you imagined, right? [18:05] Tachibana     A pool at night filled with     revelers enjoying themselves. [18:08] Jinguuji     It's like it's saying that my thoughts     are on the same level as that goddess, [18:11] ---     which infuriates me to     the depths of my heart. [18:14] Jinguuji     I want to make it as though it     never existed. I will do it! [18:16] Tachibana     But it won't disappear from my memories. [18:19] priestess     Well then, let's bring you into our faith. [18:22] Jinguuji     Into the faith? But we only     meant to observe today. [18:25] priestess     Don't worry. Just leave everything to me. [18:29] priestess     You are exceptional. [18:31] ---     In this world, you could     reach the highest heights. [18:33] Tachibana     Huh? Um, Miss... [18:36] priestess     So, please take off your clothes. [18:38] Tachibana     But earlier you said I didn't need to. [18:41] priestess     If you try it once, it will become addictive! [18:43] priestess     Now, take it off. Let's take it off! [18:47] priestess     Take it off! [18:48] Tachibana     No! Stop it! [18:52] Tachibana     I feel like something important's     been stolen from me. [18:57] priestess     First, you must make the     most of what you have! [19:00] priestess     You must show even more of your lovely skin! [19:03] priestess     What's this? Why is that on your body? [19:07] Tachibana     Huh? [19:08] priestess     You... How could this be? [19:11] Tachibana     Is there something wrong with my body? [19:13] priestess     The mark of our gracious     goddess is on your body? [19:17] Tachibana     Oh, now that you mention it... [19:19] believer 1     How wicked! [19:21] believer 2     That isn't something     you can do as a joke! [19:23] Tachibana     A-And what happens if you've     got this on your body? [19:27] priestess     After a proper judgment, a whipping at best. SIGN    roooooar [19:31] priestess     At worst, you'll be sent to a prison island. [19:34] Tachibana     I heard a scary word in there. [19:36] believer 3     With such a criminal in here,     the air will be tainted! [19:39] believer 4     Hurry up and throw her out! [19:43] Jinguuji     Don't touch her. [19:44] believer 5     Ow, ow, ow! [19:50] Jinguuji     Listen, believers! [19:51] Jinguuji     We did not want for this stupid seal     to be carved into her body! [19:54] Jinguuji     We didn't want it at all,     but we had no choice! [19:57] priestess     Stupid seal? [19:59] Jinguuji     That crappy goddess's seal!     Naturally, we'd refuse something like that! [20:03] priestess     C-Crappy goddess? [20:06] Jinguuji     The moment I was handed these swim briefs,     I should've knocked this temple down! [20:10] Tachibana     You weren't wearing them?! [20:11] Jinguuji     Why would I wear them?! [20:13] priestess     Everyone, take up your weapons. [20:16] believers     Yeah! [20:17] believer 5     They shall receive regrets and     our goddess's love in spades! [20:21] Tachibana     Their hate has gone from me to Jinguuji? [20:23] Tachibana     You know if you live that way,     you'll shorten your lifespan. [20:27] Jinguuji     It's more tiring trying     to be considerate of you. [20:30] Jinguuji     And... [20:31] Jinguuji     this is the kind of development I like. [20:34] Tachibana     Is it? [20:38] Tachibana     Wh-What's that? [20:40] Jinguuji     Impressive. Magic, is it? [20:42] believer 5     That magic is meant for the     conversion of heathens! [20:45] believer 5     It won't come off until you declare love     for our goddess with a true heart! [20:48] Jinguuji     What?! [20:49] Tachibana     Magic that seems designed for     Jinguuji right off the bat?! [20:53] Tachibana     Doesn't this world protect     freedom of religion? [20:56] Jinguuji     As I thought, the religions of     this medieval world are worthless. [21:00] believer 5     Until you learn to respect for our goddess,      we will continue your correction! [21:06] Tachibana     It's like a lynch mob! [21:09] Jinguuji     That will never sprout. [21:11] Tachibana     They didn't get to the lynching bit. [21:13] believer 5     How... My chains... [21:16] Jinguuji     They weren't strong enough to be chains. [21:18] believer 5     It can't be... [21:20] priestess     I will not allow this outrage to continue! [21:22] priestess     O Goddess, in your exalted seat,     master of the long ears... [21:26] believers     Priestess! [21:28] Jinguuji     Come on! If you think you can     fire at me, go ahead and fire! [21:31] Tachibana     You seem like you're having fun. [21:33] Jinguuji     We did not come here to     spill blood unnecessarily. [21:40] Jinguuji     We wish to inspect the prophecy. [21:44] priestess     The prophecy? [21:46] believer     What would a heathen want with that? [21:48] Mouria     Because these honored people [21:50] Mouria     are heroes summoned here by the goddess. [21:55] priestess     You are... [21:57] Mouria     Hear me, believers! [21:59] Mouria     Interfering with them is forbidden! [22:01] Mouria     This is a royal command! SIGN    with [23:35] priestess     Believers. [23:37] priestess     We shall not turn our backs on the teachings     of the goddess of love and beauty. [23:40] ---     We will bare our bodies— [23:42] Jinguuji     That crappy goddess! SIGN    Episode 9          Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Beautiful Girl [23:43] ---     As I thought, she teaches nothing worthwhile! [23:45] priestess     You! You have appeared once more! E9 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Beautiful Girl Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout [01:30] Jinguuji     What is this? [01:31] Mouria     A map of the world. What about it? [01:34] Jinguuji     Nothing. [01:35] Tachibana     It's shaped like a woman. [01:37] Mouria     Now, let's go, hero. [01:41] Tachibana     An audience with the king, huh? [01:44] Tachibana     I'm worried I'm gonna screw this up. [01:46] Mouria     Please don't worry about     any of that and just speak. [01:49] Mouria     You are a treasure     created by our goddess. [01:53] Mouria     In that sense, you are the only     one who is equal to royalty. [01:57] Jinguuji     What do you mean? [01:59] Mouria     The goddess of love and beauty     created our kingdom's royal family. [02:03] Mouria     The first king received her blessing, [02:06] Mouria     and her crest only appears upon the bodies     of those who inherit that same blessing. [02:10] Mouria     It proves that they are of the     goddess's family, so to speak. [02:13] Jinguuji     I see. So that's why it     would be a crime of perjury. [02:17] Jinguuji     But haven't you thought that     Tachibana's crest might be fake? [02:20] Jinguuji     Your preparations seem much too thorough. [02:22] Jinguuji     You arrived too quickly after     we caused that uproar. [02:25] Jinguuji     And there's far too little delay in     getting an audience with the king. [02:28] Jinguuji     Hey, Shen! [02:29] Jinguuji     How long have you had your eye on us? [02:31] Shen     Oh, dear. Have I been found out? [02:34] Tachibana     What is with you? [02:36] Shen     Oh, supervisor. Haven't you     introduced yourself yet? [02:39] Jinguuji     Supervisor? [02:40] Mouria     Apologies for not saying sooner. I am     entrusted with the kingdom's intelligence. [02:45] Mouria     My name is Mouria. [02:47] Mouria     I will attend to your needs during     your stay in our kingdom— [02:51] Shen     Oh, but to think that you are     the heroes, Jinguuji-san. [02:55] Shen     No wonder you're so strong. [02:57] Shen     I hope that you will continue     to favor me with your patronage. [03:00] Shen     I will prove useful! [03:02] Shen     Particularly at night,     in the bedroom, even... [03:07] Mouria     Honored heroes... [03:10] Mouria     The king awaits. SIGN    Episode 9. SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .     Knockout and a Beautiful Girl . [03:21] Vandam     Thank you for coming. [03:23] Vandam     We welcome you, heroes     summoned by our goddess! [03:31] Tachibana     I can't anymore. I wanna go home. [03:32] Jinguuji     Don't freak out. [03:34] Jinguuji     All I see is a normal old guy      you'd see at a sauna. [03:38] Tachibana     The main characters of those stories where     they end up in another world are amazing! [03:42] Tachibana     They make it through audiences     with royalty like it's normal. [03:45] Jinguuji     We are pleased to have the opportunity     to meet you, Your Majesty. [03:51] Jinguuji     Tachibana. [03:55] Tachibana     I see. [03:56] Tachibana     He intends for me to charm the king to     give us an edge in this discussion, huh? [04:01] Tachibana     Take this! [04:02] Tachibana     This is my smile, the     cutest in all of history! [04:06] Tachibana     Hello! [04:11] Tachibana     Wait. Was giving a double     peace sign going too far? [04:15] Vandam     Our goddess's creations     are sublime and lovely. [04:19] Tachibana     Oof! And it didn't really even work! [04:23] Tachibana     Oh, man. I wanna die. [04:25] Jinguuji     "The goddess's creations"?     Is that from the prophecy, too? [04:29] Vandam     So the heroes are unaware of     the contents of the prophecy? [04:34] Jinguuji     That's right. [04:35] Vandam     In that case, bring out a lyre. [04:43] Vandam     Dear King, are you doing well? [04:48] Vandam     Yay! [04:51] Vandam     In order to defeat the Demon Lord, [04:53] Vandam     the most stirring and emo     hero in all the universe [04:58] Vandam     has been summoned. [05:00] Vandam     With cuteness on a completely     different level [05:02] Vandam     everyone will fall in love with her. [05:05] Vandam     It's seriously hilarious. Like, what? [05:08] Vandam     I've left a star on my fav,      so go and search, okay? [05:11] Vandam     Counting on ya to give     your full support, 'kay? [05:17] Vandam     So quit fighting wars for now, pleeze. [05:22] chorus     Pleeze! [05:23] Vandam     I luv, luv you all. Kiss, kiss, bye! [05:27] chorus     Kiss, kiss, bye! [05:31] soldiers     What a beautiful poem! [05:33] soldiers     Yes. And our king's beautiful     voice is splendid as well! [05:36] Tachibana     That was amazing. [05:38] Jinguuji     Yes, it was. Truly amazing. [05:40] Tachibana     It really was. [05:42] Vandam     Our goddess's words are complex and     it always takes time to decipher them. [05:47] Vandam     By our goddess's hand, a beautiful young woman      was created and summoned here as a hero. [05:52] Vandam     Find the one bearing the holy crest     so that we may be led to safety. [05:56] Vandam     That is what the words must mean. [05:57] Jinguuji     It's amazing that you turned those     words into something so nice. [06:01] Vandam     Heroes who have been summoned here     by the goddess of love and beauty! [06:05] Vandam     For the sake of demonstrating     our goddess' might, [06:07] Vandam     you must do whatever it takes to defeat     the Demon Lord before anyone else! [06:10] Vandam     To that purpose, we will not shirk     from lending you our support! [06:14] Jinguuji     Really. Support? What kind specifically? [06:18] Vandam     Well, let's see... [06:20] Vandam     We can give them our national     budget for the year, right? [06:23] chancellor     Will the national budget be enough? [06:25] general     Please use the military's budget as well. [06:26] head of the merchants' guild     Let's give them the taxes. [06:28] Tachibana     This shows my charm definitely worked. [06:32] Tachibana     Looks like my cuteness proved useful, huh? [06:35] Tachibana     I think it's about time you     acknowledged it. Right? [06:38] Jinguuji     Well, it's true it's a     handy face to have around. [06:41] Jinguuji     Though it's not to my taste. [06:43] Tachibana     You're still against it? [06:45] Tachibana     It's been useful, so you     could give me some praise! [06:48] Tachibana     Since I became a woman, you've gotten     colder toward me, don't you think? [06:51] Tachibana     Like when we were fighting with Shen! [06:53] Mouria     Excuse me for interrupting your conversation— [06:55] Tachibana     Are you really saying that you     like Shen's body more than mine?! [06:59] Jinguuji     It's a misunderstanding.     Did you need something? [07:02] Mouria     Oh, that's right. [07:03] Mouria     We've decided      to hold a banquet tonight. [07:07] Tachibana     Huh? [07:07] Jinguuji     A banquet? [07:13] Jinguuji     So they wear normal clothes     at times like this. [07:15] Tachibana     Sorry to keep you waiting! [07:24] Tachibana     So what do you think? [07:25] Tachibana     The maids all did their very best,      and it was worth it, right? [07:29] Tachibana     Oh, you changed, too!     It looks good on you. SIGN    Jinguuji Family Grave [07:47] Jinguuji     Shen! Smelling salts! [07:48] Shen     Yes, sir! SIGN    Inhale Exhale [07:52] Tachibana     Hey. What's wrong? [07:53] Jinguuji     You're banned from entering. [07:55] Tachibana     Why?! [08:01] Tachibana     This is no fun. I wanna go inside. [08:05] Mouria     I don't think there's anything to be done... [08:09] Jinguuji     Will this be enough? [08:10] Tachibana     Oh! Thank you! [08:15] Tachibana     So what about alcohol? [08:16] Jinguuji     You can't have any, of course. SIGN    Dash [08:18] Jinguuji     What will you do if things     turn out like that other time? [08:21] Tachibana     Don't be so strict. Just a sip! [08:24] Jinguuji     No. The alcohol is pretty strong. [08:27] Tachibana     So you had some? No fair. [08:34] Shen     Oh, it must be tough for you, Tachibana-san. [08:37] Shen     This kingdom's alcohol is truly delicious! [08:40] Jinguuji     You didn't need to say that. [08:42] Tachibana     Is it good? [08:45] Tachibana     I wanna drink good alcohol!     I wanna drink it! I wanna drink it! [08:49] Jinguuji     Tachibana! [08:50] Jinguuji     That's enough. [08:51] Tachibana     Wh-What's with you? [08:53] Jinguuji     Lately, you've been much too careless. [08:56] Tachibana     Ow, ow, ow! [08:58] Jinguuji     Throw away the idea that     you'll be fine if it's me. [09:01] Jinguuji     What do you think will happen if I stop     being able to fight off your charm here? [09:05] Mouria     Jinguuji-sama, this is a celebration.     There's no need to go that far. [09:09] Jinguuji     No, this is a good opportunity. [09:10] Jinguuji     Can you imagine the state I was in earlier? [09:14] Jinguuji     It's hell on earth! [09:16] Jinguuji     Your conduct lately has been intolerable. [09:18] Jinguuji     Are you listening? Hey! [09:20] Jinguuji     Tachibana! [09:24] Shen     Do you feel disheartened? [09:26] Jinguuji     Do I look disheartened? [09:27] Mouria     Getting angry with that expression...     Anyone would react like that! [09:31] Tachibana     Blast it. Giving me a serious scolding... [09:34] Tachibana     even though deep down he thinks I'm cute! [09:37] Tachibana     No... [09:39] Tachibana     Maybe I shouldn't because     I know how he feels. [09:41] Tachibana     It's been a while since I've     seen him make that expression. [09:45] Tachibana     That's right. Jinguuji's     warning me in his own way. [09:50] Tachibana     But I... [09:55] Tachibana     Keep fighting! I must maintain     my personal preferences! [09:58] Tachibana     I don't know if it's a curse     or what, but Jinguuji's a man! [10:01] Tachibana     I am a 32-year-old male! [10:04] Tachibana     My ideal is a young, beautiful, blonde woman! [10:06] Tachibana     If possible, a little childlike, but     still sharp, and a little melancholy... [10:15] Tachibana     Yes, just... [10:17] Tachibana     like this... [10:20] Jinguuji     Shen. SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout SIGN    Aaaah [10:21] Shen     Jinguuji-san. [10:22] Jinguuji     Shen. [10:23] Shen     Jinguuji-san. [10:23] Jinguuji     Shen. [10:24] Shen     Jinguuji-san. [10:26] Ygraine     Is someone there? [10:29] Tachibana     Why did I go and hide? [10:33] Ygraine     Goodbye, world. [10:35] Tachibana     What are you doing?! [10:37] Ygraine     What do you mean?     It's plain to see I'm jumping. [10:39] Tachibana     Like it's really normal?! [10:41] Ygraine     What? Are you trying to convince me not to? [10:44] Tachibana     Normally, that's what you do, right? [10:46] Tachibana     No, no, no! A suicide right     in front of me is no joke! [10:49] Ygraine     Oh, be quiet! It's pointless!     Everything in this world is pointless! [10:52] Tachibana     Huh? Well... Um, there's... You know... [10:55] Tachibana     Why? Why have things turned out this way? [10:57] Tachibana     What am I supposed to do     in a situation like this? [11:00] Tachibana     They say things like "keep fighting" and     "don't give in" have the opposite effect... [11:03] Tachibana     So should I try to distract her or something? [11:05] Tachibana     C-Could you give me some advice? [11:08] Ygraine     Advice? [11:13] Ygraine     You weren't born in this country, were you? [11:16] Tachibana     You can tell? [11:17] Ygraine     Well, I've never met someone     as beautiful as you. [11:21] Tachibana     I think you're much more beautiful than I am. [11:25] Tachibana     What am I hitting on her for?! SIGN    Stare [11:27] Tachibana     I'm safe. I'm a girl right now. So it's fine! [11:32] Ygraine     I'm tired of hearing those words of praise. [11:34] Tachibana     Wow. [11:37] Tachibana     So the person I'm traveling with... [11:40] ---     We've been together since we were little. [11:43] Tachibana     He's a guy who can do everything. [11:46] Tachibana     And I keep being a burden to him. [11:49] Tachibana     So I looked to see if there     was something I could do, [11:53] Tachibana     but I couldn't find anything. [11:55] Tachibana     And I thought that at a banquet,     I might be able to use my looks to help, [12:00] Tachobana     but on top of failing at that,      I got a real scolding. SIGN    Sigh [12:06] Ygraine     I see. [12:08] Ygraine     I understand your worries. [12:11] Ygraine     You wanted that person to say you're cute,     but you failed and now you're depressed. [12:14] Tachibana     That's not it. [12:16] Ygraine     The gentleman you're thinking of     just won't turn and look at you. [12:19] Ygraine     Well, it is a common problem. [12:20] Tachibana     That's not it. [12:21] Ygraine     And I'm sorry. [12:23] Ygraine     I've never not been praised, so I don't     think I'll have a good answer for you. [12:28] Tachibana     Huh, so she's the type who     doesn't listen either, right? [12:32] Tachibana     You know... [12:33] Tachibana     I wanted regular advice about how     not to cause my partner more work... [12:38] Tachibana     Huh? [12:39] (Flashback) Tachibana     It's been useful, so you     could give me some praise! [12:43] Tachibana     Did I... want him to praise me? [12:45] Tachibana     Oh man, I can't deny it. [12:47] Tachibana     I totally want to bask in     that feeling of superiority. [12:51] Tachibana     But... [12:52] Tachibana     If all I want is to bask in my superiority,     I've charmed other men. [12:56] Tachibana     No, having other guys praise me     doesn't make me happy. [13:01] Tachibana     Why is that? [13:02] Jinguuji     You're amazing! You did so well! [13:06] Tachibana     Even after being with Jinguuji for so long, [13:09] Tachibana     have I ever once been praised by him? [13:12] Tachibana     No, I haven't. I seriously haven't! [13:14] Tachibana     Have I wanted him to praise me?! [13:17] Tachibana     Is my mentality so like an     elementary schooler's? Is it? SIGN    Hee hee hee [13:22] Ygraine     You must love that person very much. [13:25] Tachibana     I absolutely do not. [13:26] Ygraine     Truly hopeless. [13:28] Tachibana     H-H-Hopeless?! [13:30] Ygraine     Hopeless, but it did prove a distraction. [13:36] Ygraine     Thank you. I like you quite a bit. [13:41] Tachibana     My feeling this way about Jinguuji     is definitely the curse's fault. [13:46] Tachibana     I know that. [13:48] Tachibana     I mean, just spending time with that     beautiful girl has made me feel this good! [13:54] Tachibana     These are my real feelings,     and those other feelings are fake. [13:57] Tachibana     Oh wow, she smelled so nice! [14:03] Jinguuji     As usual, he's really close. [14:05] Shen     I want to see your smile. [14:08] Jinguuji     What's this all of a sudden? What's wrong? [14:10] Shen     So please, make up as quickly as possible. [14:13] Jinguuji     Hey, Tachibana? [14:14] Ygraine     Thank you. I like you quite a bit. [14:17] Jinguuji     Who are you? [14:19] Tachibana     Huh? [14:20] Tachibana     Wha?! The real one?! [14:22] Ygraine     So you're the hero! [14:25] Mouria     Princess! [14:26] Tachibana     P-Princess? [14:29] Ygraine     I am the first princess of this     kingdom. I am called Ygraine. [14:33] Ygraine     Last night I did not know and     so I was terribly impolite. [14:37] Jinguuji     I see. So she's the reason     Tachibana's acting strangely. [14:41] Ygraine     Honored hero, I have come     today with a request. [14:44] Ygraine     Would you please take me on your journey     to defeat the Demon Lord? [14:49] Tachibana     Huh? [14:51] Ygraine     It feels like destiny! [14:53] Ygraine     Please allow me to accompany you! [14:56] Ygraine     Can't I? [14:59] Jinguuji     Of course you can't. [15:02] Jinguuji     Our journey is difficult,     dirty, and dangerous. [15:05] ---     You could call it the three Ds. [15:06] Jinguuji     It's not the kind of dreamlike     fantasy a child might imagine. [15:10] Ygraine     Oh, there it is. Treating me     like a child. What a pain. [15:15] Ygraine     Could you stay out of this     conversation, please? [15:19] Ygraine     I am speaking with our honored hero. [15:22] Jinguuji     Really? [15:23] Ygraine     You should, well...     Do something amusing. [15:27] Ygraine     You're serious and diligent. [15:29] ---     But you don't know much     about the world, do you? [15:32] Ygraine     You have every appearance of     a stiff and pointless man. [15:38] Ygraine     Hmph. Prideful men are all like this. [15:45] Tachibana     Jinguuji! [15:46] Tachibana     I-I know you're angry! [15:48] Tachibana     So don't do anything stupid like arson! [15:56] Tachibana     Th-This is... [15:57] Tachibana     When a supervisor asked for a     party-trick-level performance, [16:01] Tachibana     without compromising his honor,     he made use of the fire alarm [16:04] Tachibana     so that party tricks were declared     forbidden! His special technique! [16:07] Tachibana     Fire-breathing! [16:09] Jinguuji     Was that entertaining, princess? [16:12] Ygraine     This guy... [16:14] Jinguuji     You probably meant it as revenge     for my treating you like a child, [16:18] Jinguuji     but you picked the wrong opponent. [16:19] Jinguuji     Unfortunately, there is nothing I cannot do. [16:23] Jinguuji     Why do you want to travel     with us in the first place? [16:26] Ygraine     That's... [16:28] Tachibana     That's enough, isn't it, Jinguuji? [16:30] Tachibana     She's hesitating because she's got a reason     she doesn't want to tell us, right? [16:33] Tachibana     Pushing further would be childish. [16:35] Ygraine     Hero. [16:37] Jinguuji     Tachibana. [16:38] Tachibana     I'm sorry, Jinguuji! [16:40] Tachibana     But the punch of a sound argument... [16:42] Tachibana     It doesn't work well on an adolescent! [16:45] Tachibana     So it might go back to... [16:46] (Flashback) Ygraine     Goodbye, world. [16:48] Tachibana     And when I think it might turn out like that,     I just can't take a strong stance! [16:52] Tachibana     We'll give up on convincing     her through a frontal attack [16:54] Tachibana     and go for weak points instead! [16:56] Vandam     Of course you can't! No! [17:00] Vandam     Suddenly saying you want to go on a journey... [17:02] Vandam     What will you do about your official duties? [17:04] Vandam     And most importantly, siding against      the Demon Lord will be dangerous! [17:08] Tachibana     When having trouble dealing     with willful kids... [17:10] Tachibana     That's right! The best thing     is to rely on their parent! [17:13] Vandam     Besides, you can't even     get dressed by yourself. [17:15] Vandam     And you can't sleep without     your favorite towel. [17:19] Tachibana     I didn't think it'd become     a public execution. [17:21] Jinguuji     Impressive as usual, Tachibana. [17:23] Jinguuji     By leaving it to her parent, [17:25] Jinguuji     her heart will be smoothly,     efficiently crushed. [17:28] Jinguuji     I was right in thinking that     you're suited to human resources. [17:31] Jinguuji     For thinking, even for a moment, that you     wanted to bring a woman on our journey [17:35] Jinguuji     I wish you'd punch me. [17:36] Vandam     As things stand, what do     you think, honored hero? [17:40] Jinguuji     Of course, it is just as     you say, Your Majesty. [17:42] Jinguuji     At the very least, she should be able     to go to the bathroom alone at night. SIGN    Talk Talk Talk Talk [17:45] Jinguuji     And as royalty, her duties     should take precedence. [17:47] Tachibana     Idiot, cut it out! [17:48] Tachibana     What're you trying to     increase the damage for? [17:48] Jinguuji     I'm sure there are things she must     do for the sake of the people. [17:51] Jinguuji     Don't panic, Tachibana. It's all right. [17:53] Jinguuji     I understand everything. [17:55] Jinguuji     "Break her until there's nothing left," right? [17:58] Tachibana     I'm sure he doesn't get it at all! [18:00] Vandam     Yggie, you understand, don't you? [18:03] Vandam     Don't ask for things like a     willful child might anymore. [18:07] Ygraine     Father. [18:08] Ygraine     It's slipped. [18:11] Ygraine     And, Four-Eyes, are you having     fun looking so smug? [18:14] Ygraine     Even though you don't     understand a single thing? [18:17] Ygraine     Oh, this is just ludicrous! [18:19] Ygraine     Father and Four-Eyes, both!     Everyone's stupid! Baldy! [18:22] Ygraine     I don't care about Demon Lords     or heroes anymore! [18:24] Ygraine     This world can just get destroyed! [18:25] Vandam     Sh-She knew? [18:27] Mouria     Your Majesty, stay strong! [18:29] Tachibana     Princess! [18:30] Jinguuji     Wait, Tachibana. [18:31] Jinguuji     We may be inside the castle, but you     shouldn't move around on your own. [18:34] Tachibana     Don't follow me! [18:36] Tachibana     You're way too bad at handling adolescents! [18:38] Tachibana     It's better if I do this alone! [18:43] Tachibana     Princess, are you there? [18:46] Tachibana     Whoa! What are you doing?! SIGN    Bash Bash [18:49] Ygraine     It's plain to see I'm venting my anger. [18:52] Tachibana     I can tell! [18:53] Ygraine     I have to do at least this much, or else... [18:55] Ygraine     This is what it means to live here! [18:59] Tachibana     That's amazing! [19:00] ---     It's commendable that you know     how to blow off steam. [19:03] Tachibana     And because you're commendable, please... [19:05] Tachibana     Won't you calm down, just a little? [19:06] Ygraine     Hero, the truth is... [19:09] Ygraine     I don't even have the freedom to leave. [19:13] Ygraine     My mother died when I was born... [19:16] Ygraine     and my father became overly protective. [19:19] Ygraine     I don't have any friends who share     my station or are close to my age... [19:23] Ygraine     No memories of running across     grassy fields... Nothing. [19:27] Ygraine     I've never found anything I wanted to do. [19:30] Ygraine     It's all pointless. [19:32] Tachibana     Oh, I've seen this before. [19:36] Tachibana     No wonder I can't leave her alone. [19:39] Tachibana     Princess. [19:41] Tachibana     Is there anything I can do? [19:43] Tachibana     I'll help! [19:44] Tachibana     If there's something you want to do,     then I want to make it a reality. [19:49] Ygraine     Hero! You'll help me? [19:52] Tachibana     Of course! [19:55] Ygraine     Rise, my people! [19:57] Ygraine     A king who is caught up in outward beauty and     forgets true worth is unfit to rule! [20:02] Tachibana     Um, wait... What is this? [20:06] chancellor A     The leaders of the rebellion are     Princess Ygraine and the hero. [20:10] chancellor A     The rebel army is calling for a new ruler      and the abolishment hereditary succession. [20:16] Vandam     How did this happen? [20:19] chancellor B     Now that it's come to this, we have no choice.     We'll deploy the military and— [20:21] Vandam     If we do that and Yggie     gets hurt, what then? [20:25] Vandam     We can't! [20:27] chancellor B     Then what if we use the intelligence     department to contain the princess in secret? [20:32] Vandam     That's good. [20:34] chancellor C     Can you do it, intelligence department? [20:36] chancellor D     Isn't this the time for a     deadweight department to shine? [20:39] chancellor B     Can you do it? [20:40] Mouria     W-We can! [20:42] Vandam     Well said. I'm counting on you! [20:44] Shen     So our supervisor, unable to     refuse such unreasonable demands, [20:48] Shen     has gone to make a suicide attack on     the rebel army. That was the highlight. [20:51] Jinguuji     I see. Well, that's good. [20:53] Shen     Even in a melancholy mood, you're sublime. [20:56] Jinguuji     Tachibana, what should I do? [20:59] Jinguuji     Staying with a rebel army is too dangerous! [21:02] Jinguuji     I want to drag you back here,     even if it's against your will, but... [21:04] (Flashback) Tachibana     Yay! [21:07] (Flashback) Tachibana     Don't follow me! [21:09] Jinguuji     Could it be that Tachibana actually     wanted to travel with that woman? [21:14] Jinguuji     It can't be. [21:16] Jinguuji     No... It's possible. [21:18] Jinguuji     She's got exactly the kind of looks     Tachibana likes. Plus, she's a princess! [21:23] Jinguuji     When we went to have the     king give her a scolding, [21:25] Jinguuji     was it actually to have the     king give his permission? [21:28] (Flashback) Ygraine     Even though you don't     understand a single thing? [21:32] Jinguuji     I don't understand a single thing? [21:35] Jinguuji     Tachibana! [21:36] Jinguuji     What is it that I should do?! [21:45] Shen     I shall give my report. [21:47] Shen     Mouria has failed and been captured. [21:50] Vandam     So it was futile after all. [21:52] Vandam     Somehow, I had the feeling it would be. [21:54] Shen     What a coincidence. So did I. [21:57] Vandam     There's no other choice. [22:01] Vandam     Call in that person. [22:03] Shen     That person? SIGN    with [23:35] Mouria     This is Mouria! [23:36] Mouria     Everyone, studying and working     every day must be really hard. [23:39] Mouria     Please make sure not to     push yourself too hard. [23:41] Mouria     I've tried a little too hard and gotten     myself caught by the rebel army! SIGN    Episode 10          A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Rebel Army [23:44] Mouria     Sob, sob! [23:45] Mouria     Next time! "A Guy Who Reincarnated as     a Fantasy Knockout and a Rebel Army!" [23:47] Mouria     Next time, we've got a guy who reincarnated     as a fantasy knockout again, too! E10 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Rebel Army Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout [01:30] soldier     Her Highness the Princess will     make a speech! Listen carefully! [01:33] villager 1     Who cares about a speech?! [01:35] villager 1     When it comes to war, it's always us,     the people, who suffer! [01:38] villager 2     And a rebellion?! Stop using the citizens     in a fight with your own family! [01:43] villager A     We'll never side with a rebel army! [01:46] villager A     Not unless a super beautiful woman     who's exactly my type begs me! [01:50] Ygraine     Please, everyone! Won't you please help me? [01:55] villager B     Nakam! [01:57] villager C     It's true that Nakam has a weakness for women     who fit the standard image of beauty, [02:01] villager C     but I prefer the cute devilish type. [02:03] villager C     No well-bred young lady     is going to blow my mind. [02:07] villager C     So c-c-c— [02:10] villager B     Sugi! [02:11] villager B     Are you okay? Hang in there! [02:13] villager C     My brain... My brain... [02:14] villager B     Crap. But everything's okay. [02:17] villager B     Because this man likes     slightly unhappy girls [02:20] villager B     and their embarrassed, unexpected smiles. [02:23] villager B     She can't possibly be all of those things, [02:26] ---     even if she is a princess... [02:28] Ygraine     And now, our honored hero     will make an appearance! [02:35] Ygraine     Hero, smile! Smile! [02:42] Ygraine     Justice is on our side! SIGN    Episode 10 SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a .     Fantasy Knockout and a Rebel Army . [02:53] Ygraine     Amazing, head maid! [02:55] Ygraine     The uniforms you procured and      your instructions on how to behave [02:59] Ygraine     made everything so easy! [03:01] Tachibana     How did things end up like this? [03:03] Tachibana     And why do I have to get     on stage like a pop idol? [03:06] Tachibana     And this skirt! It's too short! [03:10] Tachibana     It's impossible to ignore how drafty it is! [03:12] Tachibana     The thought that that-which-must-not-be-seen     might be seen is driving me mad! [03:15] Tachibana     And if I get too cold,     it might upset my stomach! [03:18] Tachibana     I yearn for the tights I usually wear! [03:21] Tachibana     Plus, I can't shake this intense     feeling of shame! [03:24] Tachibana     Being naked would be better! [03:26] Tachibana     I can't do this anymore! I'm gonna go change! [03:31] Kalm     Princess. [03:32] Kalm     I think it might be time     to begin the next phase. [03:35] Ygraine     The next phase? [03:37] Kalm     Let us have an armed uprising. [03:39] Ygraine     Violence is uncivilized. [03:41] Ygraine     I'm having our precious     citizens help us. That's all. [03:45] Ygraine     I don't want them getting hurt. [03:47] Ygraine     At the very worst,      we'll use starvation tactics. [03:51] Ygraine     I'll have them capitulate     without any bloodshed. [03:54] Kalm     Understood. As you will, Your Highness. [04:00] Ygraine     Has it been a year since     you started serving me? [04:04] Ygraine     I've been able to come this far      because of the hero... [04:06] Ygraine     and the plan you thought up for me. [04:09] Ygraine     Thank you. [04:13] Kalm     If you'll excuse me. [04:14] Ygraine     Yes. I'll leave the rest to you. [04:23] Tachibana     These tights make me feel so much better! [04:25] Tachibana     This is how it should be! [04:27] Tachibana     The rebellion is going     to keep going, isn't it? [04:30] Tachibana     Which means I'm gonna have to keep wearing     this uniform in front of people. [04:36] Tachibana     Okay! I'll run away! [04:39] Tachibana     Sorry, Yggie. [04:40] Tachibana     I'm just not ready to be a mermaid,     tempting people with bare legs. [04:46] villager 1     It's the hero! [04:47] villager 2     The hero has shown herself! [04:49] villager 3     Hero! [04:51] villager 4     Please show us the way! [04:56] Tachibana     First, I guess I'll look for the tiara     the head maid took from me. [05:03] Tachibana     That said, I can't even guess     where I should start looking. [05:07] Mouria     Is someone there? [05:09] Tachibana     Huh? [05:14] Tachibana     What? [05:17] Mouria     When the head maid caught me,     I had no idea what I was going to do! [05:21] Tachibana     For a sec, I thought you were     interested in this kind of thing. [05:23] Mouria     I am not. [05:25] Mouria     Why don't you come back with me for now? [05:27] Mouria     Jinguuji-sama is worried, too. [05:31] (Flashback) Tachibana     Don't follow me! [05:33] Tachibana     I was wondering about him     not coming to get me, [05:35] Tachibana     but since we're talking about Jinguuji... [05:37] Tachibana     "Why don't you go travel     with the princess then?" [05:39] Tachibana     That's what he's thinking. I'm sure of it. [05:41] Tachibana     He's so easy to read. [05:47] Tachibana     How did things end up like this?! [05:49] soldier     Is someone there? [05:50] Tachibana     Oh! This is bad! [05:51] Tachibana     Sorry, Mouria-chan! [05:58] Mouria     No! [05:59] Mouria     Wait! Don't leave me behind! [06:03] Tachibana     Helpless... I'm completely powerless! [06:07] villager 1     Oh! Hero! [06:09] villagers     Hero! Hero! Hero! [06:11] villagers     Hero! [06:17] Tachibana     Oh, everything's going wrong! [06:20] Tachibana     I've managed to work through everything that's     happened to me in this world one way or another. [06:25] Tachibana     No, wait. It's not that I did well. [06:30] Tachibana     It's just that I can't even do     this much without Jinguuji's help. [06:34] Tachibana     I'm no hero. [06:37] (Flashback) friend     Tachibana-kun, it's amazing you can be with     Jinguuji so much when you're like that. [06:42] (Flashback) friend     Are you sure he doesn't think     you're causing him trouble? [06:46] Tachibana     What am I, really? [06:51] Kalm     Has something happened, honored hero? [06:57] Kalm     Does the fragrance of the tea      not suit your tastes? [07:00] Tachibana     No, it's not that! [07:02] Tachibana     Head maid, am I really being useful? [07:07] Kalm     It seems you are a little tired, honored hero. [07:12] Kalm     Please leave everything to me. [07:15] Tachibana     Huh? What's about to happen to me? [07:28] Kalm     How is it? [07:29] Tachibana     The best! [07:35] Tachibana     Hey, what is this slippery stuff? [07:38] Kalm     Slime. [07:39] Tachibana     Sli—! [07:40] Kalm     It's a secret beauty regimen     of the royal family. [07:42] Kalm     Beauty is a strange thing, isn't it? [07:44] Kalm     It can seduce or guide someone. [07:48] Kalm     Thanks to your beauty, honored hero,     Her Highness's wish has been granted. [07:54] Kalm     I think you are definitely being helpful. [07:58] Tachibana     H-Head maid! [08:00] Tachibana     Thank you for consoling me! [08:03] Tachibana     Lots of stuff has happened     since I came to this world, [08:07] Tachibana     but the one who has dealt with     all of it was Jinguuji. [08:10] Tachibana     I wish he'd understand how I end up feeling     like, "I don't think you need me." [08:13] Tachibana     Plus, he's seriously tired. [08:16] Tachibana     I keep thinking that he might     die because of me. [08:21] Tachibana     How did things end up like this? [08:25] Kalm     I have heard that your body was     bestowed upon you by the goddess. [08:30] Kalm     You continue to face danger     due to your beauty. [08:33] Kalm     You cannot do anything due to the frailness     of your body. Thinking of it that way... [08:39] Kalm     The goddess is the cause     of everything, is she not? [08:43] Tachibana     So it wasn't my fault? [08:45] Tachibana     Everything's the goddess's fault? [08:47] Kalm     Honored hero, I understand your worries. [08:51] Kalm     Though it may be presumptuous of me,     I would like to help grant your wish. [09:04] goddess of beauty     Yup. The best snack to pair     with a drink has to be... [09:08] goddess of beauty     Ta-dah! [09:09] goddess of beauty     Squid! [09:11] goddess of beauty     It's time to watch over all the      cute little ones on the ground [09:14] goddess of beauty     as I enjoy my evening drink! [09:19] goddess of beauty     This is... [09:20] goddess of beauty     Have they finally started     interfering directly? [09:23] Kalm     You're jealous, aren't you? [09:25] Kalm     Even though it's you who truly     possesses the status of hero, [09:29] Kalm     Jinuugi-sama keeps ignoring that,     and you're envious of him, aren't you? [09:35] Kalm     Let's keep our distance     from him for a while. [09:38] Kalm     You will gain power. [09:40] Kalm     I will teach you how to do so. [09:44] Tachibana     Yeah... [09:45] Kalm     And we'll let everyone know... [09:47] Kalm     what an outstanding human you are. [09:51] Tachibana     Yeah... [09:55] Tachibana     I had a dream about when I was little. [09:57] Tachibana     My vision was blurred with tears, [09:59] Tachibana     so it might not have been a good dream. [10:04] Tachibana     I feel like elementary school was when     there was the most irrational violence. [10:09] Tachibana     The one on the receiving     end is simply miserable. [10:11] Tachibana     It hurts, it's infuriating,     and it's frustrating. [10:14] Tachibana     Bullies know exactly what people     don't want to have done to them. [10:19] Tachibana     And I think... [10:21] Tachibana     someone... anyone... [10:28] Tachibana     I wanted someone to beat these guys up for me. [10:32] (Flashback) bully A     This guy's crazy! [10:33] (Flashback) bully B     Run! [10:38] (Flashback) elementary Jinguuji     Hey, you okay? [10:40] Tachibana     Oh, I see. [10:42] Tachibana     This is my memory of the     first time I met Jinguuji. [10:47] (Flashback) elementary Tachibana     Thanks. [10:48] (Flashback) elementary Jinguuji     It's fine. [10:49] (Flashback) elementary Jinguuji     If someone's in trouble,     it's only natural to help. [10:52] Tachibana     We were in the same class,     but he was always alone. [10:56] Tachibana     A guy I couldn't understand. [10:58] (Flashback) elementary Tachibana     Wow! You're doing judo? You're super strong! [11:03] Tachibana     I see. I'd never thought about it. [11:06] Tachibana     Ever since I met him... [11:09] (Flashback) elementary Tachibana     You were just like a ! [11:12] Tachibana     I ****** ** to him. [11:15] Tachibana     Was I jealous of him? [11:18] Tachibana     Somehow, I feel like I... [11:20] (Flashback) elementary Jinguuji     ? What's that? [11:22] (Flashback) elementary Tachibana     How can you possibly not know? [11:26] Tachibana     I'm a terrible guy. [11:31] Tachibana     Huh? Did I fall asleep? [11:34] Kalm     Partway through your treatment. [11:36] Tachibana     Really? Sorry. [11:40] Tachibana     My body, condition, and mood     all feel incredibly good. [11:43] Tachibana     Thank you, head maid. [11:45] Kalm     Not at all. I am glad if I have been of use. [11:49] Kalm     You must be tired. [11:50] Kalm     I think it would be best if you      took today off and got some sleep. [11:53] Tachibana     Yeah. I'll do that. [11:56] Tachibana     G'night. [11:59] Kalm     Good night. [12:01] Kalm     This time, have an even more pleasant dream. SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout [12:05] Shen     Wow! [12:07] Shen     That's amazing! [12:10] messenger 1     I have a report! [12:11] messenger 1     That certain person has arrived! [12:13] Vandam     What? Let him through! Let him through! [12:17] Jinguuji     Certain person? [12:19] Schwartz     E-Excuse the intrusion! [12:22] Schwartz     Um, is it okay if I come in? [12:26] Schwartz     Oh! [12:27] Schwartz     It's Jinguuji-san! I'm so glad!     There's someone I know here! [12:31] Jinguuji     Oh, it's Schwartz-kun. It's been a while. [12:35] Schwartz     Yes, it's been a while!     Huh? Where's Tachibana-san? [12:38] Jinguuji     Tachibana is with the princess. [12:40] Schwartz     What? Princess? There's a princess? [12:42] Schwartz     Whoa! I wanna meet her.     Do you think I can meet her? [12:45] Schwartz     Actually, I'm going to have an     audience with the king of this land. [12:49] Schwartz     I've got an audience. An audience! [12:52] Schwartz     I'm super nervous. For real! [12:54] Schwartz     Hilarious, right? Seriously. [12:56] Schwartz     Oh, Jinguuji-san, are you sort     of waiting for an audience, too? [13:01] Jinguuji     Schwartz-kun. [13:03] Jinguuji     This is the king of this land. [13:05] Schwartz     Huh? [13:05] Vandam     Yes. [13:06] Vandam     What an energetic youth. [13:08] ---     Just a little older than     my daughter, I think. [13:12] Schwartz     I'm sorry. Can I start over from my entrance? [13:15] Vandam     Do as you wish. [13:19] Schwartz     It is a pleasure to meet you, Your Majesty! [13:22] Schwartz     My name is Schwartz von Lichtenstein— [13:26] Lucius     Your Majesty, we have offered great offense. [13:28] Vandam     N-Not at all. Raise your heads. [13:32] Vandam     You have suffered many hardships. [13:34] ---     Thank you for coming. [13:35] Vandam     To get straight to the point, Lord Schwartz, [13:38] Vandam     due to a rebellion lead     by my beloved daughter, Yggie, [13:42] Vandam     this kingdom is in a very perilous state. [13:45] Vandam     Her speeches have convinced villagers and      castle townsfolk alike to join her faction, [13:49] Vandam     and they have become a great military force. [13:51] Vandam     Perhaps due to a lack of leadership,     a portion of them are said to be rioting. [13:57] Vandam     However... [13:58] Vandam     for many years, we've been in a stalemate     with the country across the sea from us. [14:04] Vandam     We must focus our military there. [14:07] Vandam     That is why we lack the manpower     for a suppression force. [14:10] Vandam     If possible, we do not want     to use our last resort. [14:14] Jinguuji     Last resort? [14:16] Vandam     Will you save our kingdom, Lord Schwartz? [14:19] Schwartz     All right! Let's do it! [14:22] Lucius     If you'll excuse us for a moment. [14:24] Vandam     Y-Yes. [14:30] Lucius     Schwartz, I've told you to stop     answering without thinking. [14:34] Lucius     There's the chance they'll use your status     as hero, leaving you caught in some plot! [14:38] Schwartz     But, master... [14:40] Schwartz     If there's rioting, then the village     and the people are in danger... [14:44] Schwartz     I can think about where I stand later. [14:48] Schwartz     If there are people in trouble,     I want to save them. [14:50] Schwartz     If my strength can be of use... [14:53] Schwartz     That's enough for now, isn't it? [14:57] Lucius     Schwartz... [14:59] (Flashback) Schwartz     Wow! Master, did you make dinner today? [15:03] (Flashback) Schwartz     Master, I will overcome this! This wall! [15:08] (Flashback) Schwartz     One day, master, I'd like     to visit your homeland. [15:12] (Flashback) Schwartz     Master! [15:16] Lucius     Can it be true that Schwartz has grown     enough to say something like this? [15:24] Schwartz     What's wrong, master?! [15:26] Schwartz     Did I mess up again somehow? [15:28] Lucius     You should do what you want to do. [15:30] Schwartz     What? Can I? [15:34] Schwartz     Your Majesty! [15:35] Schwartz     What is it that we should do? [15:39] Schwartz     M-Master... [15:41] Schwartz     What should I do about this? [15:44] Schwartz     And why are you so far away?! [15:47] rebel C     Who d'you think you are, huh? [15:49] rebel C     What're you looking at, huh? [15:52] rebel B     You wanna get beat to death, huh? [15:55] rebel C     Underestimate us and we're not     gonna go easy on you, get it?! [15:59] Lucius     To start with, shall we try talking? [16:01] Schwartz     I see! [16:02] Schwartz     Even if we're up against people like that,     we should learn about them first, right? [16:06] Schwartz     That's just like you, master! [16:08] Schwartz     Young people! [16:10] Lucius     We are done with listening to     your oppressive verbal attacks! [16:12] Schwartz     My name is Schwartz von Lichten— [16:14] Lucius     This is simply a riot and nothing more! [16:16] Lucius     This is the order of the king! [16:18] Lucius     If you disperse now, all is well! [16:20] Lucius     Otherwise, you shall become     dew on my sword and fall! [16:23] rebel A     Dew on a sword? What a fancy,     roundabout way to talk! [16:27] rebel C     Unforgivable. [16:28] rebel B     Make it easy to understand and say     you're gonna beat us to death! [16:31] Schwartz     This is "talking"? [16:32] Lucius     What good would speaking     nicely to criminals do? [16:36] rebel A     There's only two of you?     What're you gonna do? [16:38] rebel B     We're never gonna disband! [16:41] rebel A     Spreading word of the hero and princess's beauty      throughout the world is our sacred duty! [16:46] Schwartz     Huh? Was that the reason for the rebellion?! [16:49] rebel C     We'll start with the royal capital! [16:51] rebel A     Let's do it! [16:54] Schwartz     What should we do, master? [16:56] Lucius     Do it. [16:57] Schwartz     Huh? Do it? Me? [16:59] Lucius     How long will you fear the     strength of that sword? [17:03] Lucius     You shouldn't be pushed around     by power. You should use it! [17:08] Lucius     Remember, Schwartz! [17:10] ---     Think back to those days of      harsh training spent with me! [17:14] Lucius     That sword of yours will cut     through whatever you desire. [17:18] Lucius     Isn't that right? [17:22] rebel C     What're you nattering on about?! [17:24] rebel C     Quit pretending you aren't freaking out! [17:27] Schwartz     Oh! No...ble Treasures! [17:33] Schwartz     Y-Yes! I did it! [17:35] Schwartz     Did you see that, master? [17:37] Lucius     Yes, I did. [17:39] Schwartz     This is the true might     of the holy sword, Gram! [17:42] Schwartz     I'm so glad! Gram, I'm really so glad! [17:46] Schwartz     When you got eaten by that     armor, I thought that was it! [17:50] rebel C     Huh? [17:51] rebel A     Why are we all standing out      in a field buck naked? [17:55] rebel B     In front of the royal capital at that... [17:57] rebel C     And there's only men here... [17:59] rebel B     Should we head home? [18:00] Schwartz     Huh? [18:01] rebel A     Yeah. Since we have the opportunity     and everything, let's head home naked! [18:05] rebel A     Retreat! [18:07] Schwartz     Master, we won... right? [18:13] Lucius     Schwartz, that sword may be even     more amazing than we'd imagined. [18:17] Schwartz     Please praise me too, master! [18:23] Schwartz     If you'll excuse me! [18:29] Schwartz     I got praised. [18:31] Schwartz     And by the king himself! [18:35] Schwartz     Being praised by the king... [18:36] Schwartz     Now that's getting reincarnated     in another world! [18:39] Schwartz     It feels like my reincarnation into     another world is finally getting stared! [18:44] Schwartz     Man, I'm so happy!     It's like my spring has come. [18:47] Lucius     Yes, yes. Wow, amazing.     You're so impressive. [18:51] Schwartz     Does this mean I'm on the princess route? [18:54] Schwartz     Should I go ahead and save this kingdom? [18:56] Lucius     If you get too cocky... [18:58] Lucius     I'll punch you. [19:00] Schwartz     Ow... [19:02] Schwartz     Huh? Oh, it's Jinguuji-san! [19:04] Schwartz     Jinguuji-san! [19:06] Schwartz     Listen to this! My reincarnation into     another world has finally gotten started! [19:12] Jinguuji     Really? I'm happy for you. [19:17] Schwartz     Could it be that Jinguuji-san     has been like this [19:19] Schwartz     ever since he separated     from Tachibana-san? [19:22] Shen     Yes. There's no point in     playing with him anymore. [19:28] Schwartz     Tachibana-san only cheated on      Jinguuji-san a little, and he's like this. [19:33] Schwartz     It seems Jinguuji-san was     born of humans after all. [19:35] Jinguuji     "Cheated"? [19:37] Jinguuji     Did you just say "cheated"? [19:40] Jinguuji     Who cheated on who? Tell me. [19:43] Jinguuji     It seems you're mistaken about     my relationship with Tachibana. [19:51] Schwartz     Huh? What is this? [19:53] Schwartz     Is he human? [19:55] Schwartz     This is bad. [19:56] Schwartz     I'm really feeling it in my legs! [19:58] Schwartz     They're moving in a way     I've never seen before! [20:00] Schwartz     And it's got nothing to do with my will. [20:02] Schwartz     They're moving with insane speed! [20:05] Schwartz     This is crazy! Insane!     My whole body's gone crazy! [20:08] Schwartz     I have to apologize.     I have to apologize right now! [20:11] Schwartz     B-But... [20:14] Schwartz     Did I say something wrong?! [20:17] Schwartz     That's right. My name is Schwartz     von Lichtenstein Lohengramm! [20:22] Schwartz     I am a hero who will save the world! [20:25] Schwartz     Is it right for a hero to shrink     from an old guy in a suit?! [20:30] Schwartz     It's begun, hasn't it? My road to success? [20:34] Schwartz     I've seen it, haven't I?     The path to becoming a savior? [20:39] Schwartz     You seem worried about     something, Jinguuji-san. [20:41] Shen     Impossible! [20:42] Shen     He was confronted with that much      bloodlust and withstood it?! [20:46] Schwartz     If you don't mind it being me...     I'll listen to your worries. [20:51] Jinguuji     Worries? [20:55] Jinguuji     I have no worries. [20:58] Schwartz     Huh? [20:59] Schwartz     I really thought you were     worried about Tachibana-san. [21:02] Jinguuji     If that's what you saw, you were mistaken. [21:04] Jinguuji     In the first place, Tachibana went with     the princess willingly. I have no— [21:08] Schwartz     Wait! [21:09] Schwartz     Jinguuji-san, you were left     behind by Tachibana-san, [21:14] Schwartz     so you're just feeling depressed? That's all? [21:18] Jinguuji     Stop making false accusations.     I'm feeling great. [21:21] Schwartz     You're buckling all over! [21:24] Jinguuji     Anyway, if she herself wants to be     with the princess, that's that. [21:28] Schwartz     Did you hear that from her personally? [21:33] Schwartz     No, he definitely didn't ask her. [21:37] Schwartz     Jinguuji-san, could it be that you're... [21:40] Schwartz     making your feelings of jealousy worse? [21:46] Jinguuji     Do you want to make me angry? [21:49] Schwartz     You're letting your bloodlust loose again! [21:52] Schwartz     If you think doing that's going to make     everything go your way, you're wrong! [21:55] Jinguuji     Why would there be jealousy     between two men?! SIGN    with [23:35] Schwartz     Everyone, it's been a while! [23:37] Schwartz     This is Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm! [23:40] Schwartz     Did you see everything I did today? [23:41] Schwartz     I know I shouldn't say it     myself, but, man! It's here! SIGN    Episode 11          A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Weapon for the Final Battle [23:44] Schwartz     The wind's really blowing my way! [23:45] Schwartz     Maybe a spin-off or something.     I think an offer like that's possible! [23:47] Schwartz     Actually, I'll be waiting for it! So thanks! E11 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Weapon for the Final Battle Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout [01:32] Kalm     How simple. [01:33] Kalm     Tachibana-chan's charm skill, was it? [01:36] Kalm     It will come in handy. [01:40] Vizzd     Did you make a few adjustments? [01:42] Kalm     I made it go a little berserk. [01:44] Kalm     By increasing the power of her charm,     the hero will be physically weakened as well. [01:48] Kalm     Two birds with one stone. [01:50] Kalm     By now, the kingdom must be busy     dealing with the rioters near the royal capital. [01:54] Kalm     We should have the humans destroy     each other while we have the chance. [01:57] Vizzd     You really are a bad guy. [01:59] messenger     Head maid! It's an emergency! [02:00] messenger     All communications from the force that     advanced on the capital have been cut off! [02:03] Kalm     Have they all been wiped out? [02:05] messenger     Well, according to our investigation,     they've all returned to their regular lives... SIGN    Feeling of Freedom! [02:09] background     Heave-ho! [02:10] messenger     and seem to be plowing     fields completely naked. [02:13] Kalm     Why completely naked? [02:14] messenger     I've also heard that they've lost all     their memories of the last few days. [02:21] Kalm     A skill that instantly dispels mind control     from hundreds of people? [02:25] Kalm     That can't be! [02:27] Vizzd     Will it cause problems? [02:29] Kalm     If we made all the charmed     hostages advance on a target, [02:33] Kalm     and the charm on all of them     was broken... what would happen? [02:35] Vizzd     Huh? If that happened, there'd be     no point to what we're doing here... [02:41] Vizzd     That's really bad, right?! [02:43] Vizzd; background     Is this any time to be eating cake?! [02:43] Kalm     It can't be. I've spent a year on this! [02:45] Kalm     I started with chores I didn't want     to do, steadily working my hardest. SIGN    Sewing Shoes Cleaning Toilets Peeling Potatoes [02:48] Kalm     Through meticulous preparations,     I rose all the way to head maid. SIGN    Tables Turned! [02:52] Kalm     I gathered information and finally arrived     at a plan I knew would work, and yet... [02:56] Kalm     I failed to notice a human in this     kingdom who could undo mind control! [03:00] Kalm     What kind of person could do that?! [03:02] Vizzd     What're you gonna do about this?!     It's bad, right? Really bad! [03:06] Vizzd; background     Hey, what're you gonna do? [03:08] Kalm     There's no helping it.     It's time to end the "Kingdom Falls to Charm" plan. [03:08] Vizzd; background     What're you gonna do, huh?     This is really bad! [03:11] Vizzd     Oh. Do you still have other strategies? [03:14] Kalm     It's all too much work at this point. [03:19] Kalm     Let's just blow the whole kingdom up. [03:24] Tachibana     Yggie, what is this place? [03:26] Ygraine     This is our kingdom's     underground weapons storage. [03:29] Kalm     Princess, there's no turning back now. [03:33] Kalm     The interference of an unknown force     has caused our plan to collapse. [03:36] Kalm     All that's left is this last resort. [03:40] Ygraine     What? One plan fails and we've     already hit the point of no return? [03:44] Ygraine     Must've been a really stupid plan. [03:47] Kalm     I wish you'd at least think of it as     better than using our last resort. [03:51] Ygraine     But making use of the kingdom's     defenses for my own purposes... [03:56] Kalm     Are you all right leaving     things like this, Princess? [04:00] Kalm     You've put up with so much     all alone, haven't you? [04:04] Kalm     A toy like this... [04:05] Kalm     I think you have the right to use it. [04:11] Kalm     A confined, cold, lonely world... [04:14] Kalm     Do you want to go back to that castle? [04:17] Ygraine     But... This seal... [04:20] Ygraine     it requires two members of the royal family. [04:22] Kalm     There's no need to worry. [04:27] Kalm     We have someone very similar... [04:29] Kalm     right here. [04:32] Kalm     Come, hero, you do it, too. [04:34] Tachibana     Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening. [04:37] Kalm     I told you, didn't I? [04:39] Kalm     A way to get stronger. [04:41] Kalm     I said I'd teach you how. [04:51] Kalm     Let's go with the princess     to defeat Jinguuji-sama. [04:55] Tachibana     Jinguuji? [05:03] Vizzd     Let's see. Manual, manual... Oh, here it is! [05:08] Ygraine     What will we do with this? [05:11] Ygraine     I don't like the idea of making     threats using military force! [05:15] Kalm     "What," you ask? That should be obvious. [05:23] Kalm     You've worked me quite     hard for the last year. [05:26] Kalm     The next thing you'll see is your     kingdom as a field of flames! [05:33] Vizzd     All kinds of things have     been pent up around here. [05:36] Vizzd     Hey, what're we gonna do about this one? [05:39] Kalm     Oh, the hero? It will be     a source of motive power. [05:42] Kalm     We'll use up all that excessive      goddess power of yours. [05:47] Tachibana     Motive power? [05:48] Tachibana     What's "motive power"? [05:52] Kalm     Now, let us go, Vizzd-chan! [05:55] Kalm     Switch on! SIGN    Episode 11 SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout .     and a Weapon for the Final Battle . [06:07] Jinguuji     What is this? [06:09] Schwartz     Jinguuji-san! There! [06:24] Mehpon     Kersmash! [06:27] Mehpon     Kersmash! [06:30] Jinguuji     Hey, Shen. What is that thing? [06:32] Shen     What could that thing be? [06:35] Jinguuji     Are you joking around right now? [06:37] Shen     His confusion is so great     it's turned into rage. [06:40] Lucius     That's... [06:42] Jinguuji     Interrogator, do you know it? [06:44] Lucius     It's cute. [06:45] Jinguuji     Is it?! [06:46] Lucius     I mean... It resembles a creature     I saw in a book a long time ago. [06:48] Mehpon; background     Crash! Crash! Crash! [06:51] Lucius     A presence that would act as the     guardian deity of this kingdom. [06:53] Shen     By guardian deity, do you mean one of those... [06:56] Shen     Long ears and an extremely large body. [07:00] Shen     Light comes from its mouth,     and it's said it protects believers. [07:05] Schwartz     So, it means us no harm? [07:09] Lucius     Well, it supposedly protects us, so... [07:09] Mehpon; background     Crash! Crash! Crash! [07:12] Lucius     It might even be a lucky omen! [07:14] Schwartz     Really? I'm so grateful! [07:16] Jinguuji     No, I don't think that     thing's quite so admirable. [07:19] Mehpon; background     Kersmash! [07:34] Jinguuji     This has to be a joke, right? [07:35] Schwartz     I'm not feeling grateful at all. [07:39] Vandam     What's this? Why would our     kingdom's guardian deity do this? [07:43] Schwartz     Your Majesty?! [07:44] Jinguuji     May we ask you for more details? [07:46] Vandam     That is our kingdom's     ancient defense weapon... [07:49] Vandam     Mehpon! [07:51] Vandam     That adorable appearance does more     than dampen fighting spirits. [07:54] Vandam     It possesses enough power     to change the terrain. [07:56] Vandam     It is a gift from our goddess! SIGN    Yaaaaay! [07:59] (Flashback) goddess     Isn't it cute?! [08:00] Jinguuji     That answer absolutely explains     its ridiculous form. SIGN    Isn't it cute?! [08:04] Vandam     And unless two of the royal family,      each bearing the holy crest, are together, [08:08] ---     it shouldn't activate at all. [08:09] Vandam     How can this be? [08:11] Schwartz     Which means... [08:13] Jinguuji     It was the princess and Tachibana. [08:16] Jinguuji     Tachibana... [08:18] Schwartz     So... What about a way to defeat it? [08:21] Vandam     I don't know or care about that! [08:23] Vizzd     Blast it. The reactions     are bigger than I thought! [08:26] Vizzd     Modifying course. [08:28] Kalm     Hey! Don't take it off this course! [08:30] Kalm     With a weapon this difficult to handle,     the first shot is incredibly important! [08:34] Vizzd     Oh, pipe down! I'll hit the target next time! [08:41] Schwartz     It's coming again! [08:43] Lucius     Your Majesty! Please run! [08:50] Schwartz     What are you doing, Jinguuji-san?! [08:52] Jinguuji     Schwartz, what I know as "adults"     are not simple creatures. [08:58] Jinguuji     In something like a love affair... [09:00] Jinguuji     the darkness runs deep. Truly. [09:02] Schwartz     When someone with a handsome face     says that, it sounds more convincing. [09:05] Jinguuji     And Tachibana is no exception to that. [09:09] Jinguuji     Until just now, that's what I believed. [09:11] Jinguuji     Its appearance might be ridiculous, [09:13] Jinguuji     but that is undoubtedly a killing machine. [09:16] Jinguuji     Tachibana would never voluntarily     do something like this. [09:19] Schwartz     Jinguuji-san... [09:21] Jinguuji     Whether that thing has gone out of control [09:23] Jinguuji     or is being controlled by someone... [09:26] Jinguuji     I have a duty to stop it! [09:33] Schwartz     Well, I can't let you show     off all on your own, can I? [09:37] Jinguuji     Schwartz... [09:39] Schwartz     We're probably the only ones in      this castle who can stop that thing. [09:43] Schwartz     If we don't stand and face it, who will?! [09:46] Schwartz     That's what this is, right? [09:49] Jinguuji     Yes, that's right! [09:51] Jinguuji     Well, I'll leave the rest to you. [09:54] Schwartz     Huh? [09:55] Jinguuji     When I'm away from Tachibana,     I lose my supernatural strength. [09:59] Jinguuji     I'm weak. [10:00] Jinguuji     I won't be any help at all. [10:02] Schwartz     What? Really? [10:03] Schwartz     No, Jinguuji-san, we're talking about you.     You must have some kind of plan, right? [10:08] Jinguuji     I have nothing of the sort. [10:09] Schwartz     You don't?! [10:11] Shen     His sword can cut through anything, right? [10:13] Shen     Then couldn't it cut through that beam? [10:16] Jinguuji     I see. Let's go with that. [10:17] Schwartz     Whaaa?! [10:19] Schwartz     No, wait, hang on! [10:21] Schwartz     Are we okay with using such     a thrown-together plan?! [10:23] Shen     You ask that, but... [10:25] Jinguuji     We don't have time to think about it, do we? [10:27] Shen     Do your best. [10:28] Jinguuji     Do your best. [10:29] Schwartz     W-Wait! [10:30] Shen     Are you listening? If you mess up,     everyone will die. [10:37] Lucius     This way! Don't panic! [10:41] Vizzd     Fire! [11:05] Shen     We're saved... right? [11:07] Jinguuji     Impressive. You're able to do things now. [11:13] Schwartz     I get it. I get it already!     I just have to do it, right?! [11:16] Schwartz     If I don't do it, then lots of     people will die! And I'll die, too! [11:21] Jinguuji     You've become more like a hero. [11:23] Schwartz     No one asked you! [11:26] Vizzd     Humans! Well done surviving that attack! [11:29] Vizzd     I praise you for it! [11:30] Schwartz     What's that voice? Is it coming     from inside that thing? [11:33] Jinguuji     I feel like I've heard it somewhere. [11:35] Vizzd     As a reward, I shall tell you my name. [11:39] Vizzd     I am Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled! [11:41] Vizzd     A top officer of the Demon Lord's forces! [11:43] Vizzd     Humans, I shall take you to the     world of the dead as souvenirs! [11:46] Jinguuji     Oh, it's her. [11:47] Schwartz     If we're facing the Demon Lord's forces,     then there's no reason to hold back. [11:51] Schwartz     I'm definitely gonna cut it to pieces! [11:53] Jinguuji     You're doing great! Morale is high! [11:55] Shen     You can win! You can beat it! [11:57] Schwartz     No one asked you! [12:00] Vizzd     Cut this Mehpon to pieces, you say? [12:02] Vizzd     You sure talk big, you background character! [12:04] Schwartz     Huh? Could it be it can hear our voices? [12:08] Jinguuji     What kind of technology is that? [12:10] Vizzd     Do it, if you think you can! [12:12] Vizzd     But I don't know what'll happen     to the hero inside this thing! [12:16] Schwartz     Argh! Tachibana-san's inside that thing? [12:18] Schwartz     That's a cowardly trick! [12:21] Jinguuji     Now, don't say that, Schwartz. [12:23] Jinguuji     It doesn't make sense to call     such a young child "cowardly." [12:27] Jinguuji     It's actually the perfect level     of handicap for us, isn't it? [12:30] Vizzd     Y-You little... [12:33] Vizzd     You are the one person     I'm definitely gonna kill, Four-Eyes! [12:38] Schwartz     Why would you provoke her?! [12:41] Jinguuji     Okay. Get ready to     counterattack, Schwartz. [12:44] Schwartz     Huh? [12:51] Vizzd     Did I get them? [12:57] Vizzd     Were Four-Eyes and the     background character vaporized? [12:59] Kalm     Of course not! [13:01] Kalm     You missed! They got away! [13:03] Kalm     This is your fault for acting      like everything's easy! [13:06] Kalm     You should have defeated them with     repeated fire before things came to this! [13:10] Vizzd     Mehpon can't do rapid fire. [13:12] Vizzd     It has to cool down after each adorable beam. [13:15] Kalm     Then why did you waste shots?! [13:17] Vizzd     Don't call them wasted shots! [13:19] Vizzd     I had a snappy conversation [13:20] Vizzd     to buy time so they wouldn't     notice the weakness, didn't I? [13:23] Kalm     What do you mean "snappy conversation"?! [13:25] Kalm     Thanks to that, they know     where the hero is, too! [13:29] Kalm     Why do you think you were talking     with Four-Eyes and the hero? [13:32] Kalm     It's because if he gets close,     he'll be dangerous! [13:35] Vizzd     Oh, be quiet! I just have to make     it so he doesn't get close, right?! [13:44] Jinguuji     I'll leave the landing to you! [13:46] Schwartz     No, no, no, no, no! [13:52] Schwartz     What was that, all of a sudden?! [13:54] Jinguuji     The provocation was meant     to make her target us. [13:57] Jinguuji     And she's lost sight of her target, [13:59] Jinguuji     the castle will probably     avoid damage for a while. [14:03] Jinguuji     Mehpon probably can't shoot continuously. [14:06] Jinguuji     It took time between the     first and second shots, [14:09] Jinguuji     and if also consider that unnatural conversation      was just to buy time, it makes sense. [14:14] Jinguuji     Based on what Vizzd said, we can surmise     that Tachibana is inside the robot. [14:18] Jinguuji     So we'll use this time to get closer to it. [14:21] Jinguuji     If we get close, I'll be able to help     fight and our chances will increase. [14:24] Jinguuji     That is all. Any questions? [14:26] Schwartz     Well, let's see... [14:28] Schwartz     That line, "That is all. Any questions?" [14:31] Schwartz     Can I add it to my list of things     I want to say at least once in my life? [14:34] Jinguuji     Hurry up. The next beam is coming. [14:37] Shen     Jinguuji-san! [14:39] Shen     It's a crocodog. Please make use of it! [14:48] Tachibana     This place... [14:50] Tachibana     I seem to be floating. [14:52] Tachibana     What is this place? [14:54] Tachibana     Where was I again? [15:00] Tachibana     What's this? Is someone shooting     a beam or something? [15:04] Tachibana     Is it fighting with something? [15:11] Tachibana     Jinguuji... SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout [15:19] Lucius     Mehpon! [15:20] Schwartz     Master? [15:22] (Flashback) principal     Jinguuji Tsukasa. [15:24] (Flashback) principal     As you have achieved high     outstanding scores in kendo, [15:28] (Flashback) principal     we present you with this award. [15:29] (Flashback) student A     Jinguuji's amazing! [15:31] (Flashback) student B     That guy really can do anything. [15:34] (Flashback) student C     Man, I want one, too! [15:42] Schwartz     Take that! [15:49] Vizzd     What's with that sword?! [15:51] Vizzd     Some idiot must have thought     that sword up, right?! [15:53] Kalm     It does possess a very bizarre power. [15:55] Kalm     Blast it. Are there any countermeasures? [15:57] Vizzd     Mehpon isn't good at close combat! [15:59] Vizzd     If they get close, we're gonna lose! [16:02] Vizzd     Can't you use that strange power like before? [16:05] Kalm     It takes time for that to deploy. [16:08] Vizzd     That means you're pretty much useless, too! [16:11] Kalm     My abilities lie in covert specializations. [16:13] Vizzd     We're not gonna get anywhere at this rate. [16:16] Vizzd     If the next attack gets deflected, [16:18] ---     they'll get close for sure     and then it's kaboom! [16:20] Vizzd     In which case, all that's left is to     challenge them with all the power we have left! [16:24] Kalm     Idiot! That's an idiotic train of thought! [16:27] Kalm     Don't do it! If you use full power,     the reaction will be too big and— [16:30] Vizzd     Stupid! Stupid! Shut up! [16:32] Vizzd     I'm firing! Fire! [16:33] Kalm     Wait! [16:36] Vizzd     Huh? What happened?     Is there some kind of bug? [16:38] Kalm     Hey, is everything all right? [16:42] Vizzd     What? [16:43] Vizzd     Everything's going pitch black! [16:44] Kalm     What? What happened? What's going on? [16:48] Jinguuji     We're close! [16:50] Jinguuji     We'll go around and head in from below! [16:51] Jinguuji     It won't be able to shoot those     beams very well behind itself! [16:54] Schwartz     Jinguuji-san! Look up! [17:00] Jinguuji     Switching attack patterns when     we get close is quite impertinent. [17:04] Jinguuji     Your thinking's better than     I guessed, you rotten brat! [17:07] Tachibana     Sorry for being a rotten brat! [17:10] Jinguuji     That voice! Is that you, Tachibana? [17:13] Vizzd     Kalm! [17:15] Vizzd     I didn't do anything, but Mehpon's broken! [17:19] Vizzd     It's totally dark and I haven't     input anything, but it's moving! [17:23] Kalm     Is this a rampage? [17:25] Vizzd     A rampage? [17:26] Vizzd     Is it because I pushed you too hard?      I'm sorry, Mehpon! [17:29] Kalm     No, not Mehpon... [17:31] Kalm     It's the hero inside. [17:33] Vizzd     What? [17:34] Jinguuji     Tachibana! I'm glad you're safe! [17:37] Jinguuji     You're inside Mehpon, right?     Can you get out on your own? [17:41] Tachibana     Huh? Why would I get out? [17:43] Tachibana     I've gotten my hands on     this incredible power. [17:47] Tachibana     I'm not gonna give it up that easily! [17:49] Schwartz     Something seems strange, doesn't it? [17:52] Tachibana     Jinguuji... [17:54] Tachibana     I will defeat you! [17:56] Jinguuji     Why?! [17:57] Jinguuji     I came here to rescue you! [17:59] Tachibana     You're always doing that,     aren't you, Jinguuji? [18:02] Tachibana     That's right. You can do anything. [18:04] Tachibana     Is it fun looking down on people? [18:07] Tachibana     You're popular with women, [18:08] ---     and you don't hide your thoughts     about it; you hate it! [18:10] Tachibana     And bosses like you, too, because     you're good at your work! [18:13] Tachibana     I hate you for all of that! [18:15] Tachibana; echoes     ...hate! ...hate! ...hate! [18:18] Schwartz     What is this all of a sudden? [18:19] Jinguuji     No idea. [18:20] Schwartz     Did you fight or something? [18:22] Jinguuji     No, I don't feel like we     did anything like that... [18:24] Tachibana     Shut up, you idiot! [18:26] Tachibana     I've got stuff bottled up     inside me even if you don't! [18:30] mehpon     Kersmash! [18:33] Tachibana     Strength is flooding through me.     And it's a crushing power at that! [18:37] Tachibana     This is the first time     I've felt like this in all my life! [18:40] Schwartz     Does anyone these days say     cheesy lines like that? [18:44] Jinguuji     I don't think Tachibana wants      to hear that from you. [18:46] Schwartz     Things seem to be getting more complicated... [18:48] Schwartz     Should we execute a brute force rescue? [18:50] Schwartz     Now that we're close,     your strength has returned, right? [18:53] Jinguuji     Well, about that... [18:55] Jinguuji     In spite of getting closer,     my strength hasn't returned. [18:58] Schwartz     What?! But that means you're useless! [19:01] Schwartz     Hey, what are you going to     do about this situation?! [19:03] Jinguuji     I thought that my power's waning had to     do with my distance from Tachibana... [19:04] Schwartz     Hey! Hey, Four-Eyes! [19:08] Jinguuji     Does the fact that a info     window hasn't appeared SIGN    Information SIGN    Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX                    When feeling openhearted or when inhibitions are lowered, a sense of liberation makes one want to remove clothing. [19:11] Jinguuji     mean that there's a different reason? [19:16] Jinguuji     Tachibana! Why? [19:19] Jinguuji     It's true that I'm popular with women,     but that's a different issue! [19:22] Jinguuji     Why would something like that     affect you after all this time?! [19:24] Schwartz     I think it might be because you're like that. [19:26] Tachbana     Why? That should be obvious. [19:31] Tachibana     Because I want to be praised! [19:35] Jinguuji; Schwartz     Huh? [19:36] Tachibana     You don't know, do you, Jinguuji? [19:38] ---     How I've been treated while     I've been around you. [19:42] Tachibana     Like trailing goldfish crap,     or a suckerfish... [19:45] Tachibana     The opinions of everyone      around me were horrible! [19:49] Schwartz     Whoa... [19:50] Tachibana     And on top of that, you... [19:52] Tachibana     You! You! You! [19:53] Jinguuji     Me?! [19:54] Tachibana     Have you ever once, in your     whole life, praised me?! [19:58] Tachibana     No, you haven't! [19:59] Tachibana     So I'll just get stronger     than you, like this, [20:01] Tachibana     and have you praise me for it! [20:05] Schwartz     What are we going to do about this?! [20:08] Jinguuji     You ask me, but... [20:09] Schwartz     Enough already, right? [20:11] ---     Just give some random praise about anything! [20:13] Jinguuji     Anything... just randomly? [20:18] Jinguuji     Hey, Tachibana! [20:19] Tachibana     Huh? What is it? [20:21] Jinguuji     You're... [20:22] Jinguuji     really cool... you know? [20:25] Tachibana     You're saying stuff you don't mean! [20:27] Schwartz     How bad at this can you be?! [20:29] Schwartz     Jinguuji-san! SIGN    Phew〜 [20:36] Jinguuji     A Japanese door is built to withstand      the country's frequent earthquakes. [20:40] Jinguuji     It's sturdy. Not a scratch on it. [20:41] Schwartz     You can use it like that? [20:44] Jinguuji     Hey, Tachibana! [20:46] Jinguuji     No matter the circumstances,     that was entirely too dangerous! [20:48] Jinguuji     If it were anyone but me, they'd be dead— [20:49] Tachibana     Must be nice to be you. [20:51] Tachibana     You're always being told you're     amazing, or that you're cool... [20:54] Tachibana     No one's ever used those     words of praise for me. [20:59] Tachibana     And you're the same, right? [21:01] Tachibana     You're saying there's not a     single thing to praise about me. [21:05] Tachibana     But you know... [21:06] Tachibana     what's wrong with me getting     fawned over a little? [21:09] Jinguuji     What's wrong, Tachibana? [21:11] Jinguuji     You're throwing a tantrum like a child! [21:13] Tachibana     Shut up! [21:15] Tachibana     I know that! [21:17] Tachibana     I'm not doing this because I want to. [21:20] Tachibana     I know that what I'm saying is childish. [21:23] Tachibana     But, you know... being an adult... [21:25] Tachibana     I'm not as grown up as you think! [21:28] Tachibana     My looks, my brains, my athleticism... [21:31] Tachibana     I'm not gifted in anything! [21:33] Tachibana     It's because I've got nothing! [21:36] Schwartz     Tachibana-san... [21:40] Tachibana     And getting called      "trailing goldfish crap"... [21:42] Tachibana     is because I've got nothing     that's equal to what you have! [21:45] Tachibana     And no matter how cute I might look, [21:48] Tachibana     if I'm worthless to you,     then it doesn't mean anything! [21:51] Tachibana     And the reason I'm suffering     so much right now... [21:53] Tachibana     is because the only thing I can brag     about is having you as a friend! [22:00] Tachibana     It's because I'm a person with nothing! SIGN    with [23:35] Tachibana     I will now read a letter. [23:37] Tachibana     "I have a question about that     dog-like, crocodile-like animal." [23:40] Tachibana     Oh, the crocodog, right? [23:41] Tachibana     "What sound does it make?" SIGN    Episode 12          A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and [23:43] Tachibana     I see. [23:44] Tachibana     Well, let's listen to its actual call. [23:46] Tachibana     Make a sound. Come on. Make a sound. [23:48] Wanu     Woof! Woof! [23:48] Tachibana     Okay! See you next week! E12 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Schwartz     Jinguuji-san! [00:10] Schwartz     Why won't you dodge?! [00:13] Jinguuji     I'm sorry, Tachibana. [00:15] Jinguuji     I didn't know I'd made you feel so tormented. [00:18] Schwartz     Jinguuji-san... [00:20] Jinguuji     But... I've never once praised anyone,      since the day I was born. [00:25] Jinguuji     I don't know how to do it. [00:27] Jinguuji     No idea at all. [00:29] Schwartz     That makes you a crappy person! [00:32] Tachibana     Hey! Don't interfere, Schwa-kun! [00:35] Schwartz     Huh?! That's cheating! [00:38] Tachibana     Linear attacks get cut down. [00:41] Tachibana     And punches get the arms knocked off. [00:43] Tachibana     In that case... SIGN    Episode 12 SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout     and . . [00:53] Tachibana     How d'you like this?! [00:56] Schwartz     We're gonna die! We're     gonna die! We're gonna die! [00:59] Schwartz     This is all crap! [01:00] Jinguuji     Schwartz, it's just as you say... [01:02] Jinguuji     I am a crappy person. [01:04] Schwartz     What?! [01:04] Schwartz     What are you babbling about     when I'm so freakin' busy?! [01:07] Schwartz; background     Whoa! Eek! [01:07] Jinguuji     Simply being with me seems to hurt people. [01:12] Jinguuji     I thought that I was giving     reasonable guidance, [01:13] Schwartz; background     Jinguuji-san... [01:15] Jinguuji     but when the person receiving     it feels it isn't reasonable, [01:17] Jinguuji     the misunderstanding     hurts that person's pride. [01:18] Schwartz; background     Jinguuji-san! [01:20] Schwartz     Wha—! Jinguuji-san, wait! [01:23] Jinguuji     In my case, I'm so much better     than society at large... [01:27] Schwartz; background     Whoa, this is bad! I'm gonna die! [01:27] Jinguuji     There aren't many people who     can accept that about me. [01:31] Jinguuji     If being with me is painful     for Tachibana, then... [01:35] Jinguuji     It would be better if I disappeared     from Tachibana's sight. [01:38] Schwartz     Weren't you listening?! [01:41] Schwartz     Tachibana-san just said that she's     proud of having you as a friend! [01:47] Schwartz     She's unhinged enough to shoot off those     crazy beams, but she's still saying that! [01:52] Schwartz     Those words don't come out unless you     feel them from the bottom of your heart! [01:55] Schwartz     Right now, Tachibana-san isn't acting     normal, no matter how you look at it. [01:58] Schwartz     Jinguuji-san, if you two fight and     split up while she's in that state, [02:02] Schwartz     Tachibana-san will absolutely regret it! [02:06] Jinguuji     Then what am I supposed to do? [02:08] Schwartz     She's been telling you that! [02:10] Schwartz     Please compliment Tachibana-san! [02:14] Jinguuji     But I failed at that earlier... [02:16] Schwartz     What Tachibana-san needs right now [02:19] Schwartz     aren't words that only praise     his appearance, like earlier... [02:22] Schwartz     he needs words from the     heart of his best friend! [02:25] Jinguuji     I know that! [02:27] Jinguuji     But... [02:28] Schwartz     What? You still have issues?! [02:31] Jinguuji     Well... [02:33] Jinguuji     Isn't it embarrassing? Praising someone... [02:36] Schwartz     Quit being a pain! [02:40] Jinguuji     Wh-What are you doing? [02:41] Schwartz     Shut up! [02:43] Schwartz     You've dragged an entire kingdom into your     baffling lovers' quarrel! Imagine how that feels! [02:47] Jinguuji     Lovers' quarrel? [02:49] Schwartz     You're thirty-ish, but you sound      like a whiny teenager! [02:53] Schwartz     That's why the princess can steal     Tachibana-san away and make you all jealous! [02:57] Jinguuji     I've told you, I'm not jealous! [03:00] Schwartz     That's right! [03:01] Schwartz     That's the problem right there! [03:03] Schwartz     You know, normally, even between guys... [03:05] Schwartz     I think there can be jealousy, don't you?! [03:10] Jinguuji     What's this you say? [03:14] Jinguuji     Have you felt that way? With a guy? Jealous? [03:19] Schwartz     Yes, I have! [03:21] Schwartz     When my friend Yamazato-kun     found a girlfriend [03:22] ---     and wouldn't hang out with me at all anymore, [03:24] Schwartz     I was super jealous! Is there     something weird about that?! [03:28] Schwartz     You keep your distance from Tachibana-san     because you're guys or whatever, [03:32] Schwartz     but being that self-conscious of     it is actually weirder... [03:36] Jinguuji     I see. It's normal, is it? [03:39] Jinguuji     It's normal. [03:43] Jinguuji     I was scolded and told I was     spoiled for relying on others. [03:47] Jinguuji     I was rebuked and told     that tears weren't good. [03:51] Jinguuji     "Never waver. Always conduct     yourself in a dignified way." [03:55] Jinguuji     "Set an example for the rest of society." [03:56] Jinguuji     That's how I was raised. [03:58] Schwartz     Jinguuji-san? [04:02] Jinguuji     "Never show your weaknesses." [04:05] Jinguuji     "Never show vulnerability." [04:07] Jinguuji     "Be strong. That is how you will     be able to survive on your own." [04:12] Jinguuji     "Baring your heart to another..." [04:15] Jinguuji     "is showing vulnerability." [04:18] Jinguuji     But! [04:20] Jinguuji     Guys can be jealous with each other! [04:22] Jinguuji     That's normal! [04:27] Jinguuji     Right?! [04:28] Schwartz     Huh?! Uh, yes! That's right! Probably! [04:33] Jinguuji     In that case! [04:36] Tachibana     How's that? [04:41] Jinguuji     Then it's high time that I let myself     be honest with my best friend, at least. [04:46] Jinguuji     Right, Schwartz?! [04:48] Schwartz     Exactly! [04:50] Tachibana     Why? [04:52] Tachibana     Why do you stop me, Jinguuji? [04:54] Tachibana     I've held back all this time! [04:57] Tachibana     You know, at times like this... [05:00] Tachibana     you could let me feel good,     just a little, couldn't you?! [05:04] Jinguuji     I envied you! [05:07] Jinguuji     You always had people around you! [05:09] Jinguuji     And you were always      surrounded by smiles! [05:14] Jinguuji     Just being there made me feel warm inside! [05:18] Jinguuji     Earlier you were saying that     you don't have anything, [05:21] Jinguuji     but you still have so much that I don't! [05:25] Jinguuji     That's how you look to me! [05:28] Kalm     But do you think he really     means what he says? [05:33] Kalm     In spite of how many years     you've spent together, [05:36] Kalm     you don't know how he     feels deep in his heart. [05:39] Kalm     He's very intelligent. [05:41] Kalm     He could hide whatever feelings     he likes, couldn't he? [05:45] Kalm     Just as you hid your jealousy of him. [05:49] Tachibana     That's right. [05:50] Tachibana     Deep in your heart, you're     laughing at me, aren't you? [05:54] Tachibana     After all, I've been envious     of you all this time... [05:56] Tachibana     and I've felt like it was unfair     that I had no talents... [06:00] Tachibana     No matter what I did,     I never lasted very long... [06:03] Tachibana     And despite not doing nearly as much,      I'm the one who complained the most! [06:06] Tachibana     But you could do everything! [06:09] Tachibana     The difference between us was clear! [06:11] Tachibana     You've got tons of certificates     of recognition! [06:13] Tachibana     You were the student council president     and the student representative! [06:16] Tachibana     You're so popular it could kill you! [06:21] Tachibana     You never tolerated bad things happening... [06:23] Tachibana     You rescued the weak... [06:26] Tachibana     I've thought all this since     the moment I met you. [06:29] Tachibana     We were in the same class... [06:30] Tachibana     but you never talked to anyone, ever... [06:33] Tachibana     I didn't even know your name! [06:36] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler     Hey, are you all right? [06:39] Tachibana     That's right! I was jealous! [06:42] Tachibana     All this time, I've wanted to be like you! [06:47] Tachibana     To me, you were... [06:50] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler     just like... [06:53] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler     You were just like a ! [07:01] Tachibana     You were like a hero! [07:03] Tachibana     I admired you! [07:07] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler     Is it strange? SIGN    Kawa City Yuikawa Elementary School Student Compositions [07:09] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler     I mean... [07:10] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler     wanting to be that when     you grow up is kinda... [07:15] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler     But I think it's great. SIGN    Predictions for the Future SIGN    1: What do you dream of being in the future?     A Hero     2: What will you be doing when you've turned 18?     Going to university     3: What will you be doing when you've turned 60?     Sweeping up after others     Memories of the last 6 years:     Nothing in particular [07:19] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler     A hero. [07:31] Schwartz     It... stopped moving? [07:36] Schwartz     Huh? Is it making a gross noise? [07:38] Jinguuji     The sound of vomiting, I think. [07:43] Schwartz     Wh-Wh-What's that noise? What's going on?! [07:47] Jinguuji     An error warning, I think. [07:48] system voice     Error. Error. Unknown interference     with energy detected. [07:55] system voice     Change to rhesus mode immediately. [07:59] system voice     Starting now, all life forms in     the vicinity will be annihilated. [08:04] Schwartz     What is this? [08:05] Jinguuji     It seems pretty bad. [08:13] Schwartz     This couldn't be... SIGN    Homing SIGN    Lasers [08:16] Schwartz     Isn't this the type of mark that     tracks you even if you run?! SIGN    That type of mark [08:18] Jinguuji     Yes, it is. [08:20] Schwartz     This is bad! What're we     gonna do, Jinguuji-san?! [08:22] Schwartz     As far as I know, that "annihilation"     word the rhesus thing said is bad! [08:26] Jinguuji     Calm down. [08:28] Jinguuji     What we must do has only become clearer. [08:31] Jinguuji     In short, I will rescue Tachibana. [08:34] Jinguuji     After that, I just need to destroy Mehpon. [08:38] Jinguuji     Will you help me? [08:39] Jinguuji     No... [08:40] Jinguuji     Cover me, Schwa-kun! [08:43] Schwartz     Leave it to me! [08:49] Schwartz     I have already... [08:50] Schwartz     seen through that! [08:56] Schwartz     Jinguuji-san! [08:57] Jinguuji     Right! [09:10] Jinguuji     She really went and made something     uncalled-for, that crappy goddess! [09:14] Jinguuji     It's time... [09:16] Jinguuji     to give Tachibana back! [09:30] Jinguuji     Are you all right, Tachibana? [09:32] Jinguuji     It's just like the morning of a hangover. [09:35] Jinguuji     Hey! [09:37] Jinguuji     Are you conscious? [09:42] Tachibana     Jinguuji? [09:49] Jinguuji     B-Blast it... [09:50] Jinguuji     It's been a while, so I let my guard down! [09:52] Jinguuji     Those teary eyes have incredible power! [09:56] Tachibana     I-I... How could I do something     so pathetic at my age... [10:01] Tachibana     To you, Jinguuji, and to the     people of this kingdom... [10:04] Tachibana     I've caused problems for all kinds of people. [10:07] Tachibana     I let myself get swept up     into helping the rebellion. [10:10] Tachibana     Before I knew it, I was     on a rampage with a robot. [10:12] Tachibana     It's inexcusable. [10:15] Tachibana     I hate myself. [10:18] Tachibana     I really don't have anything to my credit any more. [10:25] Jinguuji     Tachibana. [10:27] Jinguuji     I will only say this once, so listen closely. [10:29] Jinguuji     I... [10:32] Jinguuji     I think you're really amazing.     I think you're a good person. [10:36] Jinguuji     The way you're considerate of people... [10:38] ---     The way you never fail to follow up... [10:40] Jinguuji     You pay attention to the sensibilities     of detail-oriented people. [10:43] Jinguuji     You make so many friends of the     same gender, unlike me... [10:46] Jinguuji     I think that's because you're     a person of good character. [10:50] Jinguuji     You're kind... [10:51] Jinguuji     and bosses tend to hate you,     but your juniors adore you. [10:55] Jinguuji     You're always upbeat. [10:56] ---     You've got a great smile.     You're really expressive. [10:59] Jinguuji     Animals really take to you. [11:01] ---     You never get cocky. [11:03] Jinguuji     When you're in the bathroom, if there's     no toilet paper, you replace it. [11:06] Jinguuji     And you're smarter than you think. [11:08] Jinguuji     Even in athletics, it's not like you're bad. [11:10] Jinguuji     A long time ago, when I was having a hard     time, you helped me. That understanding... [11:14] Jinguuji     The puzzling way you make people laugh     with jokes that aren't even funny... [11:19] Jinguuji     When you're there, the     atmosphere turns gentler, [11:21] Jinguuji     and that alone has saved me so many times. [11:23] Jinguuji     The way you cry helplessly at animal movies     or videos of kids going on errands... [11:28] Jinguuji     Even when something is clearly staged,     you still whole-heartedly enjoy it. [11:31] Jinguuji     The way you try anything     that's popular just because. [11:34] Jinguuji     The fact that once you     found out I like whiskey, [11:35] ---     and you have it on hand even     though you don't like it. [11:38] Jinguuji     You might do it because you lack confidence,     but the way you praise me excessively... [11:42] Jinguuji     The way that, when anyone meets with     misfortune, you're always sad for them... [11:46] Jinguuji     The way you'll cry for your friends. [11:48] Jinguuji     The way you understand others are their own      person and keep an appropriate distance. [11:50] Jinguuji     The way that once you empathize with     someone, you never abandon them. [11:54] Jinguuji     The way that, even if they     hate you, you never hate them. [11:57] Jinguuji     How oblivious you are, even if that     means you aren't keen to danger. [12:01] Jinguuji     The way you always tell the staff at      restaurants that the food was good. [12:05] Jinguuji     You always enjoy yourself at      sports and cultural festivals. [12:09] Jinguuji     They way you get unexpectedly     upset when you lose. [12:11] Jinguuji     When you pull a "Great Misfortune" omikuji,     you think it makes you lucky instead. [12:15] Jinguuji     The way animals are weirdly attracted to you. [12:17] Jinguuji     The way you share videos that made you laugh. [12:19] Jinguuji     The way you can't stand horror movies,      but end up watching them anyway. [12:23] Jinguuji     The way you never have a handkerchief,     but you've always got bandages with you. [12:26] Jinguuji     The way you have terrible taste in women. [12:28] Jinguuji     The way you're weirdly childlike. [12:30] Jinguuji     The way you'll say it's a good day just     because the morning weather's nice. [12:33] Jinguuji     The way you like Hokkaido and Okinawa. [12:35] Jinguuji     The way, no matter what you say, you care     about your family more than anything. [12:39] Jinguuji     The way you like children. [12:41] Jinguuji     The way you're way too nice     to your much younger sister. [12:43] Jinguuji     The way you fold in a week     even when you're really angry. [12:46] Jinguuji     The way you ask if it's okay before     squeezing lemon over the chicken karaage. [12:49] Jinguuji     The way you deliberately say things     to make me relax when I'm nervous. [12:53] Jinguuji     The way that even when I take you     to a shop that isn't your style, [12:54] Tachibana; background     Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh... [12:55] ---     you always seem to have fun. [12:57] Jinguuji     The way you can unabashedly     say embarrassing things. [12:59] Jinguuji     The way you interact with     me like it's no big deal. [13:02] Jinguuji     The way you say everything     you eat is delicious. [13:04] Jinguuji     The way that, in spite of that,     you actually hate green peppers. [13:06] Jinguuji     The way you never finish your     sentences when you get drunk. [13:09] Jinguuji     The way you're so expressive. [13:10] Jinguuji     The way you'll give up     your seat on the train. [13:13] Jinguuji     The fact that you're better     at drawing than I am. [13:14] Jinguuji     The way you make sure to shave     your face properly every day. [13:16] Jinguuji     The way you make sure to always     say "thank you for this meal." [13:18] Jinguuji     The way that you make up your mind     to do a thing when you do a thing. [13:21] Jinguuji     In short! [13:22] Jinguuji     I... [13:23] Jinguuji     rate you higher than the average person! [13:27] Jinguuji     Is that not enough praise yet? [13:29] Tachibana     N-No, that's enough... [13:31] Jinguuji     Earlier, you told me to     praise you more, didn't you? [13:35] Jinguuji     Listen up! Once I start     praising you, I can't stop! [13:42] Tachibana     A-All right. [13:44] Tachibana     I get it! That's enough!     I get what you're saying. [13:48] Tachibana     It's more than enough! I get     it already, so please stop! [13:51] Jinguuji     Are you feeling embarrassed? [13:52] Tachibana     Anyone would, normally! [14:02] Tachibana     Wh-Why are you laughing all     of a sudden? It's creepy. [14:06] Jinguuji     Huh? Oh, well... [14:09] Jinguuji     I was just thinking that I should     live a little more honestly. [14:16] Jinguuji     Should we head back, Tachibana? [14:19] Tachibana     Yeah, we should. [14:27] Tachibana     This guy... [14:30] Tachibana     He can laugh like that, huh? [14:37] Jinguuji     What's wrong? [14:38] Tachibana     Nothing. [14:44] system voice     Damage to motive power section detected. [14:47] system voice     P-58 will self-destruct in a few seconds! [14:54] Jinguuji; Tachibana     Escape! SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout SIGN    Little Sister [14:56] Tachibana's little sister     Hina-chan, I'm taking your chicken karaage. [14:59] Jinguuji     I'll give you mine. [15:02] Tachibana     I'm really sorry. [15:05] Tachibana     On top of kidnapping your daughter... [15:08] Tachibana     to have her rebellion turn into something     this huge... How can I ever apologize? [15:13] Vandam     Honored hero. [15:14] Vandam     I am the one who should     apologize for my daughter. [15:20] Tachibana     No! It was me!     I am overwhelmingly more sorry! [15:21] Vandam; background     No, no. [15:23] Vandam     No, I'm sorry! Everything     started with my daughter. [15:30] Ygraine     Both of you, raise your heads. [15:32] Tachibana     Half of this is your fault, you know. [15:35] Ygraine     Humans all make one or two mistakes. [15:40] Tachibana     Aren't you just saying great things     so that what you did stays vague? [15:44] Vandam     Oh, you've grown up so well, Yggie! [15:48] Tachibana     If her smokescreen's working,     I suppose everything's fine. [15:51] Jinguuji     It's probably best not to seek out     someone to take responsibility. [15:55] Jinguuji     If that head maid hadn't been hired... [15:58] Jinguuji     If Tachibana hadn't followed the princess... [16:01] Jinguuji     If Mouria had managed to rescue them... [16:04] Jinguuji     Once you start naming things,     there's no end to it. [16:06] Jinguuji     All the blame should rest on the head maid. [16:09] Vandam     The head maid, is it? [16:09] Tachibana; background     Cutting off your head in apology is... [16:10] Jinguuji     Since she named herself one of the Demon     Lord's subordinates and took Vizzd with her, [16:14] Jinguuji     we should consider her to     have been an involved party. [16:18] Kalm     They really got us. [16:20] Kalm     I thought that we'd be able to take     over this one kingdom so easily. [16:24] Vizzd     I don't like this anymore! I'm going home! [16:29] Vizzd     Once I get home, I'm going to have the     Demon Lord pat my head and comfort me! [16:33] Kalm     This once, I agree with you. [16:36] Kalm     Shall we head home? [16:37] Vizzd     I'm going home! [16:40] Vandam     Who'd have thought they'd attack so directly. [16:44] Vandam     Just as the goddess said,     this is no time to go to war. [16:48] Jinguuji     We must defeat the Demon     Lord as quickly as possible. [16:52] Jinguuji     That's what it means, right? [16:53] Tachibana     Huh? [16:54] Tachibana     Yeah. [16:55] Ygraine     Hero, are you leaving already? [16:58] Tachibana     Well... The Demon Lord's     forces know where we are, [17:01] Tachibana     so we'll probably cause you a lot of trouble. [17:03] Tachibana     This has always been a     really urgent journey... [17:06] Tachibana     so we'll leave tomorrow. [17:08] Ygraine     I see. You're already leaving. [17:11] Ygraine     I'd finally made my first friend, but... [17:14] Tachibana     Yu-chan... [17:17] Tachibana     Don't worry! [17:19] Tachibana     Yu-chan, you've got a great personality, [17:21] Tachibana     so if you think of someone     like me as a friend, [17:24] Tachibana     then you could make a bunch     of friends if you wanted to. [17:26] Ygraine     Hero... [17:28] Jinguuji     Tachibana. [17:29] Jinguuji     Stop saying "someone like me." [17:32] Jinguuji     Don't put yourself down     to lift someone else up. [17:36] Jinguuji     You are a better person than you realize. [17:39] Jinguuji     Though, how thoroughly considerate      of others is one of your virtues... [17:43] Tachibana     All right! I take it     back, okay? Just stop it! [17:45] Jinguuji     Huh? [17:47] Tachibana     I want to hurry up and beat the Demon     Lord so I can go back to my old self... [17:51] Jinguuji     I feel the same way, however... [17:54] Tachibana     To think we've come this far and still     don't know where the Demon Lord is. [17:59] Schwartz     Huh? Tachibana-san... [18:00] Schwartz     You guys don't know where the Demon Lord is? [18:03] Schwartz     I know. [18:05] Schwartz     I know where the Demon Lord's castle is. [18:08] Tachibana     You do? [18:09] Schwartz     Yes. [18:09] Schwartz     Huh? Tachibana-san,      didn't the goddess tell you? [18:14] Schwartz     See that big white thing? [18:17] Schwartz     That's it. SIGN    That [18:20] Tachibana     Why didn't you tell us? [18:22] Schwartz     Huh? Well, I mean... [18:24] Schwartz     You never asked. [18:26] Schwartz     And I never imagined you didn't know. [18:28] Schwartz     She said it was near the     belly button, so probably... [18:31] Schwartz     it must be around here, right? [18:34] Jinguuji     For now, we've decided on a destination. [18:36] Tachibana     Yes. [18:39] Tachibana     It's been a long time since I've been home! [18:42] Tachibana     Your own pillows are always the best, right? [18:45] Jinguuji     Are you sure? About suddenly     deciding to leave tomorrow. [18:49] Tachibana     Well, we're in a hurry, right? [18:52] Tachibana     And we know where we're headed. [18:54] Jinguuji     After all that happened, [18:56] Jinguuji     aren't you tired? [18:58] Jinguuji     There are some things regarding the     religion that I want to look into. [19:02] Jinguuji     And we have the tiara back. [19:04] Jinguuji     Even if we stay two days or so... [19:07] Tachibana     That's true... [19:09] Tachibana     Well, I don't mind if we do, but... [19:13] Tachibana     What's this? What's wrong with me? [19:15] Tachibana     Why am I looking away? [19:18] Jinguuji     What's wrong? [19:19] Tachibana     Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing's wrong. [19:26] Jinguuji     If there is anything, do     not hesitate to tell me. [19:28] Jinguuji     Given our relationship... [19:31] Jinguuji     you can tell me anything and it'll be fine. [19:35] Jinguuji     Hey, Tachibana. Why do you     keep avoiding looking at me? [19:38] Jinguuji     What is it? Am I saying something weird? [19:41] Tachibana     No. You're not weird. [19:44] Tachibana     If I had to say, it's me that's strange. [19:47] Jinguuji     Strange? [19:49] Jinguuji     I see. Your face is a little     red. Do you have a fever? [19:53] Jinguuji     Are you feeling sick? Or is     it exhaustion, as I thought? [19:57] Jinguuji     Let's take your temperature. [19:58] Jinguuji     And keep you warm. [19:59] Jinguuji     Do you want some water? [20:01] Tachibana     Stop it, idiot! [20:02] Tachibana     Stop being nice to me! [20:04] Tachibana     And you've been way too close to me     for a while now! It's creeping me out! [20:07] Tachibana     Your changing clothes is unsightly,     so go do it in the hallway... [20:10] Jinguuji     Ta— [20:11] Jinguuji     Tachibana, you... [20:13] Jinguuji     over your head... SIGN    ♥ Charmed [20:18] Tachibana     Huh? SIGN    ♥ Charmed SIGN    demrahC♥ [20:25] Jinguuji     Are you all right, Tachibana?! [20:27] Tachibana     Does this look all right to you?! [20:30] Jinguuji     It doesn't, but why are you... [20:32] Tachibana     This is because I'm tired! Because I'm tired! [20:35] Jinguuji     I see! I-It's caused by fatigue... is it? [20:41] Tachibana     So, this is where we say goodbye, huh? [20:43] Schwartz     Yes. Thank you for looking after me. [20:45] Tachibana     You're really not coming with us? [20:48] Lucien     You're sure about this, Schwartz? [20:49] Schwartz     I'm in a whole other world. [20:51] ---     And I want to see my master's homeland. [20:53] Schwartz     Our destinations are the same, so     I'm sure we'll see each other again. [20:57] Schwartz     At the very end, we friends who have fought     side by side will join forces once more, [21:03] Schwartz     and by combining our powers,     we shall crush the enemy! [21:06] Schwartz     What do you think of that course of events? [21:08] Tachibana     I mean, even if you ask what I think... [21:10] Schwartz     I know it's tough to part ways. [21:13] Schwartz     You two have taught me so much. [21:16] Schwartz     That I should never be     deceived by appearances... [21:19] Schwartz     That it feels pretty good to     hit someone as hard as I can... [21:23] Tachibana     He hasn't learned a single decent thing. [21:25] Jinguuji     Well, I am a little     reluctant to part as well. [21:28] Tachibana     It's rare for you to say     something like that, Jinguuji. [21:32] Jinguuji     Yes. I haven't hit him back yet. [21:36] Jinguuji     I'm joking. [21:37] Schwartz     That's a lie. [22:24] Jinguuji     Well, shall we go? [22:25] Tachibana     Yeah. [22:34] Tachibana     I-It's no good. I can't bring     myself to look at him! [22:37] Jinguuji     Blast it. This is troublesome. [22:39] Jinguuji     Having Tachibana affected by     the goddess's curse, too... [22:42] Tachibana     This is bad. Really bad. [22:44] Jinguuji; simultaneous     With this synergistic effect,     it's affecting me even me more... [22:44] Tachibana; simultaneous     This is bad. Really bad. Seriously     bad! So bad I'm gonna hurl! [22:48] Jinguuji     What if we're both charmed at the same time?! [22:51] Tachibana     And when we suddenly come to our senses... [23:09] Jinguuji; Tachibana     There's no telling what could happen! [23:11] Jinguuji; Tachibana     We must break this curse as soon as possible! [23:14] narrator     In this moment, their two     hearts were once again one. [23:20] Tachibana     Let's do this, Jinguuji. [23:22] Jinguuji     Yes. We two will absolutely     defeat the Demon Lord! [23:26] Jinguuji; Tachibana     Before I fall in love with this guy! [23:29] narrator     This tale is a romantic comedy between an     old guy and someone who used to be an old guy.