# Life With an Ordinary Guy Who Reincarnated Into a Total Fantasy Knockout
Childhood friends Tachibana Hinata and Jinguji Tsukasa were living the everyday life of office workers. Then, on the way home from a mixer, they were sent flying into another world by a mysterious being. Once there, Jinguji sees his best friend has been turned into a beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl...?!
The adorableness of Tachibana’s female form completely flummoxes Tachibana. But these two are each others’ best friends. To keep their relationship from being destroyed, they must defeat the Demon Lord as quickly as possible and return to their original forms.
# Season 1
# E1 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Another Guy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2XM19/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-another-guy)
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**[00:12] Jinguuji**
S-Sorry.
**[00:14] Tachibana**
No... I'm the one who should apologize.
**[00:17] Jinguuji**
*Don't be fooled by appearances.*
**[00:19] Jinguuji**
* Inside, that's an old guy*
* who's over thirty.*
**[00:21] Jinguuji**
*If we just interact normally, it'll be fine.*
**[00:23] Tachibana**
*Stay calm. Just stay calm.*
**[00:26] Tachibana**
* My body may have become female,*
* but I'm a man who's into women.*
**[00:29] Jinguuji**
* I do not ever want to be in a*
* romantic relationship with this guy!*
**[00:34] Tachibana**
*I could never fall in love with a guy!*
**[00:37] narrator**
This story is...
**[00:38] narrator**
Well, you may have already
guessed from their reactions.
**[00:42] narrator**
It's a romantic comedy between an old guy
and someone who used to be an old guy.
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who
Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** Ginza In a restaurant bathroom
***SIGN*** Episode 1
**[02:17] Tachibana**
Oh, man...
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a .
Fantasy Knockout and Another Guy .
**[02:19] Tachibana**
There's so many cute girls,
it's got me nervous.
**[02:22] Tachibana**
Flight attendants really
are on a different level!
**[02:24] Jinguuji**
Are they?
**[02:26] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[02:27] Jinguuji**
I don't find them interesting at all.
**[02:29] Jinguuji**
I'm more interested in the
fish tank. Did you see it?
**[02:31] Jinguuji**
Fish are wonderful. I get really excited.
**[02:34] Tachibana**
Why did you come to this mixer anyway?
**[02:36] Jinguuji**
Caring even a little about your
appearance makes you attractive.
**[02:39] Tachibana**
Ugh...
**[02:40] Jinguuji**
Get to know the women first, so that
you're not deceived by a stranger.
**[02:43] Tachibana**
Are you my mom or something?
**[02:45] narrator**
These two childhood friends have known
each other since elementary school,
**[02:49] narrator**
but they are not alike at all.
***SIGN*** Jinguuji Tsukasa (32)
**[02:51] narrator**
Jinguuji Tsukasa.
***SIGN*** . Tall .
**[02:53] narrator**
He's tall with handsome features.
***SIGN*** Handsome features
**[02:55] narrator**
No matter what he does, he does it well.
***SIGN*** Excels in both athletics
and academics .
**[02:57] narrator**
He excels in both athletics and academics,
and is clever and confident.
***SIGN*** . .
Roughly 20 Years Ago
. .
**[03:00] narrator**
And because of that...
**[03:01] narrator**
he's been incredibly popular
ever since his school days.
***SIGN*** Middle School
**[03:04] narrator**
Women have fallen for him continuously
for the last 20 years now.
***SIGN*** High School
***SIGN*** University
**[03:08] narrator**
He's never been particularly
interested in women...
**[03:12] narrator**
But as their dark sides have stood
out to him more than anything else,
**[03:15] narrator**
he's developed a complete distrust of women.
**[03:17] narrator**
And that is why...
**[03:19] Jinguuji**
* I will only allow you to date*
* a woman I've approved of.*
**[03:24] Jinguuji**
*Though I doubt that such a woman exists.*
**[03:26] narrator**
That's the excuse he gives, but...
**[03:29] Jinguuji**
*I really do feel more comfortable around men.*
**[03:31] Jinguuji**
* The oasis of my heart is, and*
* will always be, you alone.*
**[03:34] narrator**
He really just doesn't want a woman
to take his best friend from him.
**[03:38] Tachibana**
If you don't see a girl you like,
I wish you'd at least not get in my way.
**[03:42] Jinguuji**
Then why do you always invite me?
**[03:46] Jinguuji**
It's because you know
this will happen, right?
**[03:48] Tachibana**
I-I get nervous coming to these mixers alone.
**[03:51] Jinguuji**
You feel lonesome so easily.
**[03:53] Jinguuji**
Why don't you have a little
more confidence in yourself?
**[03:55] Tachibana**
Confidence, huh?
**[03:57] Tachibana**
*That's impossible with you around!*
***SIGN*** Tachibana Hinata (32)
**[04:01] narrator**
Tachibana Hinata.
**[04:02] narrator**
Height, weight, etc. all average.
***SIGN*** Average
***SIGN*** Average
***SIGN*** Average
**[04:04] narrator**
Neither good nor bad at anything.
**[04:06] narrator**
This man walks a finely balanced line.
**[04:08] Tachibana; background**
Oh! Um, excuse me!
**[04:09] narrator**
Every woman he has ever fallen
for has been taken by Jinguuji.
**[04:15] Tachibana**
* I never imagined it would continue*
* even after we left school!*
**[04:19] Tachibana**
* As long as I'm with him,*
* I'll never get a girlfriend! Ever!*
**[04:23] narrator**
The reason he brought Jinguuji to mixers was
to get him married off as quickly as possible.
**[04:29] Tachibana**
* But why does this guy have*
* so little interest in women?*
**[04:32] Tachibana**
*We're already 32, you know?*
**[04:34] Tachibana**
*Could it be that he's in love with me?*
**[04:37] narrator**
This situation appears very complicated.
**[04:43] Tachibana**
I want to be a woman.
**[04:44] Tachibana**
If I'm always going to feel this small and
miserable, I'd rather just become a woman.
**[04:48] Tachibana**
I want to be a girl so beautiful
that I couldn't possibly exist
**[04:51] ---**
in this world, and have everyone fawn over me.
**[04:54] Jinguuji**
You drank too much, idiot.
**[04:55] Tachibana**
If possible, I'd want to look childlike,
but still be sharp.
**[04:59] Tachibana**
A short loli-type with soft blonde hair...
That would be great!
**[05:01] Jinguuji**
Saying things like that is why
you can't get a woman.
**[05:03] Tachibana**
Oh, shut up! Even I would do fine if
I didn't have someone like you close by!
**[05:08] Jinguuji**
I'm tired of hearing that.
**[05:10] Tachibana**
Out of curiosity...
**[05:11] Tachibana**
What kind of girl would you like?
**[05:13] Jinguuji**
I've never given it any thought.
**[05:15] Jinguuji**
Right now, all I'm thinking about
is seeing you back to your place.
**[05:19] Tachibana**
Why? Why is it always you, Jinguuji?
**[05:22] Tachibana**
You're really despicable, you know that?
**[05:25] Tachibana**
You're popular and cool. It's no fair...
**[05:28] Tachibana**
Blast it. You moron...
**[05:32] Jinguuji**
And the only one who'd spend time with
someone as despicable as me is you.
**[05:38] Jinguuji**
Come on, wake up!
**[05:40] goddess**
Say... Is it dead?
**[05:44] Jinguuji**
Wha—?!
**[05:45] Jinguuji**
A bizarre, half-naked, LED woman!
**[05:47] goddess**
It's a halo! A halo!
**[05:49] goddess**
You're a very rude human!
**[05:53] goddess**
Alive then, is he?
**[05:55] goddess**
Step aside, Four-Eyes.
**[05:58] goddess**
If he lives, then I merely need to kill him.
**[06:02] Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[06:06] Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[06:08] Jinguuji**
Where are you, Tachibana?
**[06:11] Jinguuji**
You're safe. I'm so glad.
**[06:13] Jinguuji**
Huh? Safe?
**[06:15] Jinguuji**
Safe from what? I can't remember.
**[06:19] Jinguuji**
Hey, wake up, Tachiba—
**[06:22] Jinguuji**
What?!
**[06:23] Jinguuji**
Your body's melted!
**[06:25] Jinguuji**
What is this? It's disgusting!
**[06:28] Tachibana**
Oh, keep it down. You're making my head ring.
**[06:32] Tachibana**
Is this a hangover?
**[06:33] Tachibana**
My head hurts and I feel
like my throat is weird...
**[06:37] Tachibana**
Where are we anyway, Jinguuji?
**[06:40] Jinguuji**
Wh— Wh—
**[06:41] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[06:42] Jinguuji**
Who are you, you snake?!
**[06:45] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[06:45] Jinguuji**
What have you done with Tachibana?!
**[06:47] Tachibana**
What? Did you hit your head or something?
**[06:49] Tachibana**
Forgetting your best friend's
face is pretty harsh.
**[06:52] Jinguuji**
I only have one best friend!
And it isn't you!
**[06:56] Tachibana**
Huh? Whoa! She's cute!
**[06:58] Tachibana**
Who is that?
**[06:59] Jinguuji**
You.
**[07:02] Tachibana**
What?!
**[07:03] Tachibana**
What is this? What's going on?
**[07:04] Tachibana**
I've got stuff I shouldn't up top!
**[07:06] Tachibana**
And I'm missing stuff
I should have down below!
**[07:08] Tachibana**
Why am I in the body of the
perfect woman I dreamed up?!
**[07:15] Tachibana**
Why are you barfing?!
**[07:17] Jinguuji**
It's like Tachibana turned into a girl
and is talking to me. It's sickening.
**[07:20] Tachibana**
I *have* become a girl and I *am* talking to you!
**[07:24] goddess**
Do you like it?
**[07:25] goddess**
How is it? What do you think of becoming
the embodiment of your desires?
**[07:29] Tachibana**
What's this? An exhibitionist
woman has suddenly appeared.
**[07:32] goddess**
Both of you are really rude!
**[07:35] Jinguuji**
Desires embodied?
**[07:37] Jinguuji**
What do you mean?
**[07:38] goddess**
When I summoned you here,
I granted you your wish.
**[07:43] goddess**
Welcome to another world, O brave heroes!
**[07:46] goddess**
This world is on the brink of danger, and
the only ones who can save it are heroes!
**[07:51] goddess**
When you have magnificently
defeated the Demon Lord,
**[07:54] goddess**
I shall grant you any wish you like!
**[07:58] Tachibana**
Did you hear that, Jinguuji?
Apparently, we're heroes!
**[08:01] Jinguuji**
Do not be fooled, Tachibana-like woman.
**[08:03] Jinguuji**
This is bound to be some kind of scam.
**[08:05] Tachibana**
You say some really crazy things.
**[08:07] Jinguuji**
I get a very unpleasant feel from this woman.
**[08:10] Jinguuji**
We shouldn't get involved with her.
**[08:12] goddess**
*His memories should have been erased.*
**[08:14] goddess**
*His sharp intuition is a problem.*
**[08:16] Jinguuji**
And most importantly...
**[08:18] Jinguuji**
turning you into a woman
was probably her doing.
**[08:21] Jinguuji**
She stole my oasis from me!
**[08:25] Jinguuji**
Humans die without water!
**[08:28] ---**
How am I supposed to live now?!
**[08:31] Tachibana**
You're upset enough to cry?
**[08:32] Jinguuji**
So until you turn Tachibana back,
I will not listen to you!
**[08:36] Jinguuji**
Understand?
**[08:39] goddess**
You dare to give me orders?
**[08:41] goddess**
That stance shows no sign of cooperating...
**[08:43] goddess**
Calling me an LED display, a con artist...
**[08:45] goddess**
Quit pushing your luck, Four-Eyes...
**[08:47] goddess**
I am a goddess of love and beauty!
**[08:50] goddess**
You lower life-forms need
to learn your place.
**[08:53] goddess**
Fine. You're only here to
make up the numbers anyway.
**[08:55] goddess**
I'll go ahead and make use
of you for some amusement.
**[08:59] goddess**
Rejoice!
**[09:00] goddess**
For good or ill, I cast this curse which
shall make you want to save this world!
**[09:08] goddess**
Breaking the curse, returning
everything to normal...
**[09:11] goddess**
All of it is possible if
you defeat Demon Lord!
**[09:13] goddess**
So go ahead and try your best!
**[09:15] goddess**
Bye-bye!
**[09:19] Tachibana**
What was all that?
**[09:21] Jinguuji**
Let's be logical for a moment.
**[09:23] Jinguuji**
I've been trying to make sense of the
situation we've found ourselves in...
**[09:26] Tachibana**
Yeah. It's been so chaotic, I've got no idea.
**[09:30] Tachibana**
And I'm starting to get hungry.
**[09:32] Tachibana**
What are we supposed to
do about food and water?
**[09:35] Tachibana**
Jinguuji?
**[09:37] Jinguuji**
Y-You're cute...
**[09:40] Tachibana**
What?
**[09:40] Jinguuji**
What?
**[09:41] Jinguuji**
*What am I saying?*
**[09:44] Tachibana**
Were you just staring at me in fascination?
**[09:46] Tachibana**
I am ridiculously cute right now...
**[09:49] Tachibana**
But we need to think seriously right now.
**[09:52] Tachibana**
Depending on what we do,
we might have to camp—
**[09:54] Jinguuji**
S-Sorry.
**[09:55] Jinguuji**
I don't know what's going on myself.
**[09:57] Jinguuji**
It's just that this strange
feeling welled up inside me,
**[10:00] Jinguuji**
and I couldn't withstand it...
**[10:06] Jinguuji**
* Blast it. My heart rate is*
* strangely fast. What is this?*
**[10:10] Tachibana**
*He's so cool... Jinguuji seems so cool!*
**[10:13] Tachibana**
* Those piercing eyes and*
* that always perfect hair!*
**[10:16] Tachibana**
*His build is slender, but strong!*
**[10:19] Tachibana**
* And now that I'm this short, I understand*
* how reliable 180 cm can seem!*
**[10:22] Tachibana**
* Even as another man,*
* I've thought he was cool, but...*
**[10:25] Jinguuji**
* Those features which retain*
* a hint of childlike youth!*
**[10:27] Jinguuji**
*Those dignified, intelligent blue eyes!*
**[10:29] Jinguuji**
* That translucent skin and*
* glorious blonde hair!*
**[10:32] Jinguuji**
* I've never felt this sense of*
* impatience before. What is it?*
**[10:35] Jinguuji**
*Why is it that I can't look away?*
**[10:39] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
*What is this?!*
**[10:41] (Flashback) goddess**
For good or ill, I cast this curse which
shall make you want to save this world!
**[10:47] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
Th-The curse!
**[10:49] Tachibana**
*That blasted goddess!*
**[10:50] Tachibana**
* She wasn't satisfied with*
* turning me into a woman.*
**[10:52] Tachibana**
* She cast the worst, nastiest curse*
* she could as a goddess of love!*
**[10:55] Jinguuji**
*Which means that I must withstand this*
**[10:58] Jinguuji**
*to protect our friendship!*
**[11:01] Tachibana**
*This is bad! Insanely bad!*
**[11:03] Jinguuji**
* We must break this curse*
* as quickly as possible!*
**[11:06] narrator**
In this moment, their two hearts were as one.
**[11:11] Tachibana**
Let's do this, Jinguuji.
**[11:13] Jinguuji**
Yes. We shall defeat this Demon Lord.
**[11:17] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
*Before I fall in love with this guy!*
**[11:21] narrator**
This tale is a romantic comedy between an
old guy and someone who used to be an old guy.
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** Argh
**[11:33] Tachibana**
I hate this.
**[11:34] Tachibana**
I'm tired! I hate this! My feet hurt!
**[11:37] Jinguuji**
We haven't been hiking for even an hour.
**[11:39] Jinguuji**
Come on, try a little harder.
**[11:40] Jinguuji**
You're going to defeat the Demon Lord, right?
**[11:42] Tachibana**
I don't feel like I can...
**[11:44] Jinguuji**
That part of your personality is
the reason you're not popular.
**[11:47] Tachibana**
Look at these skinny legs!
**[11:49] Tachibana**
This body is way too weak physically!
**[11:51] Tachibana**
And these shoes don't fit!
They're way too big!
**[11:54] Jinguuji**
Don't go thoughtlessly showing
your legs. It's indecent.
**[11:57] Tachibana**
Hey, don't you think it'd be better
to go down the mountain than up?
**[12:01] Jinguuji**
No.
**[12:02] Jinguuji**
Climbing to the top while we can and
checking our surroundings is the soundest choice.
**[12:06] Jinguuji**
Besides...
**[12:07] Jinguuji**
The fact that this isn't our world
has started to set in, right?
**[12:11] Tachibana**
What is that stupidly huge thing anyway?
**[12:14] Jinguuji**
The plants are all things
we've never seen before, too.
**[12:17] Jinguuji**
And it's much too quiet for a mountain.
**[12:19] Jinguuji**
Though there aren't any insects,
there are flowers blooming. It's unsettling.
**[12:22] Tachibana**
You really noticed a lot.
**[12:24] Tachibana**
Then, do you think it'd be
bad to drink the river water?
**[12:28] Jinguuji**
Let's hold off until our
situation becomes critical.
**[12:31] Tachibana**
This being in another world
thing is kinda scary.
**[12:33] Tachibana**
I'm glad I'm with you.
**[12:36] Jinguuji**
Right? Right?
**[12:38] Tachibana**
Still, just leaving us like this
when we don't know anything...
**[12:41] Tachibana**
How savage is that goddess?
**[12:43] Jinguuji**
Well, I bear responsibility in this, too.
**[12:45] Jinguuji**
There is something about this world
which I simply cannot forgive.
**[12:48] Tachibana**
Is that so?
**[12:50] Jinguuji**
The fact that you've become a woman.
**[12:52] Tachibana**
Your dislike is way too focused!
**[12:53] Tachibana**
You already knew that
"unforgivable" thing before!
**[12:55] Jinguuji**
Yes, I did.
**[12:57] Tachibana**
Man...I want a bath.
**[13:00] Tachibana**
Don't you usually start in a
village for this kind of thing?
**[13:03] Tachibana**
And she left us with this weird curse...
**[13:08] Jinguuji**
Is something wrong?
**[13:09] Tachibana**
No! Nothing!
**[13:11] Tachibana**
*Crap! This curse is really a problem!*
**[13:15] Tachibana**
*Jinguuji's the same as usual.*
**[13:17] Tachibana**
* It's like it's only me feeling weirdly*
* conscious of him. It's so frustrating.*
**[13:21] Tachibana**
*Hang on.*
**[13:22] Tachibana**
* She did say she was using a curse,*
* but she didn't say what the curse was.*
**[13:29] Tachibana**
* Is it possible that I'm attracted*
* to him regardless of the curse?*
**[13:34] Tachibana**
*Huh? What? That's bad, right?*
**[13:36] Tachibana**
Say, doesn't it seem like we've been
cursed to fall in love with each other?
**[13:40] Jinguuji**
What?
**[13:41] Tachibana**
* If I asked that, it's basically*
* the same as if I said I love him.*
**[13:43] Tachibana**
* And if the curse isn't what*
* I think it is, then...*
**[13:46] Tachibana**
The steadfast 25 years he
and I have spent together...
**[13:50] Tachibana**
No! That is the one thing
that must not ever happen!
**[13:53] Tachibana**
* And the fact that he seems like*
* he might accept it is terrifying!*
**[13:56] Jinguuji**
Well, sometimes things like this happen.
**[13:58] Tachibana**
* And the fact that right now I might*
* see that as good is also terrifying!*
**[14:03] Tachibana**
*This situation only holds terror!*
**[14:05] Tachibana**
* First, I have to determine whether*
* Jinguuji feels attracted to me or not.*
**[14:10] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji...
**[14:13] Tachibana**
You said I was cute earlier, right?
**[14:19] Tachibana**
So this is the kind of
thing you're into, huh?
**[14:21] Tachibana**
No wonder you weren't interested
in any of the women around us.
**[14:23] Tachibana**
I mean, there weren't any beautiful
blonde girls like this around, right?
**[14:26] Jinguuji**
I was wondering what you were going to say.
**[14:28] Jinguuji**
Do you really think I'd ever
praise a woman's appearance?
**[14:33] Jinguuji**
We've been together 25 years,
and it's never happened once, has it?
**[14:36] Jinguuji**
You are as bird-brained and
uncomprehending as ever.
**[14:38] Tachibana**
H-Huh? Didn't you say something
like that? How weird...
**[14:43] Tachibana**
* Crap! I'm not confident I can*
* trust my memory. Is it my age?*
**[14:47] Jinguuji**
*Honestly. At a time like this...*
**[14:49] Jinguuji**
*But I do like that part of you.*
**[14:53] Jinguuji**
*Are you asking if you're cute?*
**[14:55] Jinguuji**
* If that is what this throbbing*
* in my chest says, then...*
**[14:57] Jinguuji**
*I must think you're cute!*
**[14:58] Jinguuji**
*In this state you're in, Tachibana!*
**[15:01] Jinguuji**
* Blast it! I feel like I'll go crazy*
* if I look directly at her face!*
**[15:04] Jinguuji**
*But...*
**[15:06] Jinguuji**
*I have my pride.*
**[15:08] Jinguuji**
*Just you watch, Tachibana.*
**[15:10] Jinguuji**
* No matter how cute you are,*
* I will never fall in love with you!*
**[15:14] Jinguuji**
* Not even if that is the type*
* of curse which has been cast!*
**[15:17] Jinguuji**
*Not even though you've turned into a woman!*
**[15:19] Jinguuji**
* I will prove to that blasted goddess*
* that our friendship is immutable!*
***SIGN*** Ya-y!
**[15:23] Jinguuji**
* I will return you to being a man with*
* our relationship just as it was!*
**[15:29] Tachibana**
* This guy's expressions don't change*
* much, so I can't really tell.*
**[15:33] Tachibana**
*But without evidence, I can't do much more...*
**[15:36] Tachibana**
* Then shouldn't I just get*
* him to call me cute again?*
**[15:41] Tachibana**
Oh, dear!
**[15:43] Tachibana**
Oh, no! I've fallen down!
**[15:45] Jinguuji**
Are you all right, Tachibana?
**[15:47] Tachibana**
Sorry, Jinguuji.
**[15:49] Tachibana**
I don't think I can walk anymore...
**[15:54] Tachibana**
* How's that? If I were a guy, I'd find*
* this feminine gesture adorable...*
**[15:57] Tachibana**
*the upward glance!*
**[15:59] Tachibana**
* The only problem with it would be*
* that I, at 32, am the one doing it.*
**[16:03] Tachibana**
* This is rough! To be honest,*
* it's really rough!*
***SIGN*** Ka Pow
**[16:06] Tachibana**
*But!*
**[16:07] Tachibana**
* The shock of seeing this cute move*
* when I'm already so cute*
**[16:10] Tachibana**
*should overwhelm a cerebral, four-eyed virgin!*
**[16:14] Jinguuji**
I see.
**[16:15] Jinguuji**
Then...
**[16:17] Jinguuji**
I'll lend you a hand.
**[16:20] Jinguuji**
You're probably lighter than you were.
**[16:22] ---**
Shall I carry you in a princess hold?
**[16:24] Tachibana**
*H-He countered it?*
**[16:26] Jinguuji**
*That was close!*
**[16:27] Jinguuji**
* The overwhelming cuteness made me*
* nearly black out for a second!*
**[16:31] Jinguuji**
* But, though it was spur of the moment,*
* my reaction was good.*
**[16:33] Jinguuji**
* After rationally determining the*
* advantages of the gender change,*
**[16:36] Jinguuji**
* I've thrown in some jokes to emphasize*
* the fact that I'm not bothered.*
**[16:40] Tachibana**
* Crap. I never thought he'd*
* manage to evade like this!*
**[16:43] Tachibana**
* But I've put myself through something*
* really embarrassing here...*
**[16:46] Tachibana**
*I can't retreat now!*
**[16:49] Jinguuji**
*Huh? No. Wait, wait, wait!*
**[16:51] Jinguuji**
* Are Tachibana and I about to come into*
* close contact? Pressed together?!*
**[16:55] Jinguuji**
* Close contact... Piggyback would mean*
* her chest pressed against my back!*
**[16:58] Jinguuji**
* A princess hold would mean our*
* faces would be close together!*
**[17:01] Tachibana**
*Fine, I'll take your challenge, Jinguuji.*
**[17:03] Tachibana**
* Now I've come this far, pressing my chest*
* against you or whatever is all the same to me!*
**[17:15] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[17:20] Tachibana**
What's with that thing?
**[17:21] Tachibana**
It's a wild...
**[17:22] Tachibana**
A wild... what?
**[17:23] Tachibana**
Is it some kind of monster?
**[17:25] Tachibana**
It's kind of cute.
**[17:28] Tachibana**
It's creepy! I take it back!
**[17:36] Tachibana**
What was that?
**[17:38] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, dodge!
**[17:41] Tachibana**
Are you okay? Did it graze you?
**[17:44] Jinguuji**
You're holding on too tight.
Can you give me a little more slack?
**[17:47] Tachibana**
Is this really the time?!
**[17:48] Tachibana**
I know it's gross, but
just bear with it for now!
**[17:51] Jinguuji**
No, well... Yes.
**[17:54] Jinguuji**
It will be harder to run
if you loosen your grip.
**[17:56] Jinguuji**
So hold on tight.
**[17:57] Tachibana**
R-Right...
**[17:59] Tachibana**
I'm sorry. If you were alone, you'd
have been able to get away easily.
**[18:03] Jinguuji**
It's not a problem.
**[18:04] Jinguuji**
I feel as though I've got wings.
**[18:06] Tachibana**
That was a little creepy, you know...
**[18:08] Jinguuji**
C-Creepy?
**[18:10] Tachibana**
I m-mean, as long as I'm not heavy,
I guess it doesn't matter.
**[18:13] Jinguuji**
Well... More than your weight,
for me it's, how shall I put it...
**[18:17] Jinguuji**
*You're so soft!*
**[18:19] Jinguuji**
*And your face is so close!*
**[18:21] Jinguuji**
* No! This is no time to be*
* noticing things like that!*
**[18:24] Jinguuji**
*I need to focus!*
**[18:25] Jinguuji**
*But...*
**[18:26] Jinguuji**
* Whether I'm conscious of it or not,*
* this softness is attacking my reason...*
**[18:29] Jinguuji**
*She's so warm! She smells so nice!*
**[18:33] Jinguuji**
Oh, no!
**[18:38] Tachibana**
Jinguuji!
**[18:42] Tachibana**
I-I-I-It's coming! It's coming for real!
**[18:45] Tachibana**
Please get up, Jinguuji!
If we don't hurry up and run away...
**[18:48] Jinguuji**
Run? Me?
**[18:50] Tachibana**
Jinguuji...
**[18:51] Jinguuji**
*That's right.*
**[18:52] Jinguuji**
*Why am I running in the first place?*
**[18:55] Jinguuji**
* I have never turned my*
* back on an enemy and run.*
**[18:57] Jinguuji**
* I am undefeated, unbeaten.*
* I have always found a way.*
**[19:01] Jinguuji**
*Is there any need for me to run?*
**[19:04] Jinguuji**
Right. I'll do this. I'll do it.
I'll do it! I will do this!
**[19:08] Tachibana**
Hey! You idiot! Stop!
**[19:09] Tachibana**
That thing's too dangerous, even for you!
**[19:11] Jinguuji**
It's all right.
**[19:13] Jinguuji**
I'll find a way.
***SIGN*** Pitter Pat
**[19:16] Tachibana**
Don't give me "pitter pat"!
**[19:18] Tachibana**
This is seriously dangerous!
**[19:19] Tachibana**
That thing shoots beams!
**[19:21] ---**
It's a wild exploding-type animal!
**[19:24] Tachibana**
Come back here! You'll die!
**[19:27] Tachibana**
Jinguuji!
**[19:29] Jinguuji**
Take that.
***SIGN*** Aaaaah
**[19:38] Tachibana**
Is it... dead?
**[19:39] Jinguuji**
Probably.
**[19:42] Jinguuji**
Going to the gym has paid off!
**[19:45] Tachibana**
That was beyond what you can
do by training at the gym.
**[19:49] Tachibana**
It's probably that thing...
**[19:50] Tachibana**
The thing that happens in reincarnation
stuff where physical abilities get boosted.
**[19:55] Jinguuji**
But I do weight training every morning.
**[19:58] Tachibana**
You think *that's* how you killed
that with one punch?
**[20:00] Tachibana**
The fact that you're 32 and not out of
breath after moving that much is weird!
**[20:04] Jinguuji**
Don't lump me together with yourself.
**[20:06] Jinguuji**
Honestly.
**[20:08] Jinguuji**
Dodge!
**[20:10] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[20:18] Tachibana**
I thought I was gonna die...
**[20:20] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, are you okay?
**[20:22] Tachibana**
Are you hurt anywhere?
**[20:24] Jinguuji**
I don't feel any pain in particular.
**[20:26] Jinguuji**
But there is definitely something to this.
**[20:30] Tachibana**
What are those numbers for?
**[20:32] Tachibana**
Experience points?
**[20:33] Jinguuji**
Something has popped up.
***SIGN*** Jinguuji
***SIGN*** Office Worker
Gender: Male .
Level: 70 .
**[20:35] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, your level's super high!
**[20:37] Tachibana**
And mine's super low!
***SIGN*** Tachibana
***SIGN*** Hero
Gender: Female .
Level: 1 .
**[20:39] Jinguuji**
It must be because of my training!
**[20:40] Tachibana**
Is it really thanks to that?
**[20:41] Jinguuji**
What is this "Skills" thing?
**[20:43] Tachibana**
The way this is going...
***SIGN*** Skills
***SIGN*** Intelligence: 30 Luck: 80
**[20:44] Tachibana**
I might have cheat-level skills!
***SIGN*** Passive
***SIGN*** Unparalleled Beauty Conversation LV 1
Troublemaker .
Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
Cursed by the Goddess of Love
**[20:49] Tachibana**
Unparalleled beauty... Troublemaker...
**[20:52] Jinguuji**
Isn't it wonderful?
Your wishes have come true.
**[20:55] Tachibana**
I never said I wanted to be a woman.
**[20:59] Jinguuji**
Yes, you did.
**[21:00] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[21:00] Jinguuji**
After the mixer. When you were dead drunk.
**[21:03] (Flashback) Tachibana**
I want to be a girl so beautiful
that I couldn't possibly exist
**[21:06] (Flashback) ---**
in this world, and have everyone fawn over me.
**[21:08] Tachibana**
Who grants wishes from when a person's
so drunk they don't even remember it?
**[21:12] Tachibana**
How careless can you be?
**[21:14] Tachibana**
Which means...
**[21:15] Tachibana**
Could turning me into a woman have
been a sign of that goddess' favor?
**[21:20] Jinguuji**
It probably was a kindness.
**[21:21] Tachibana**
Didn't we complain and talk
really harshly to her?
**[21:25] Jinguuji**
Yes, we did.
**[21:26] Tachibana**
Next time we see her,
we should apologize together.
**[21:29] Jinguuji**
I refuse.
**[21:29] Tachibana**
We will apologize!
**[21:30] Jinguuji**
Well, if you insist, Tachibana.
**[21:33] Jinguuji**
But why is it only you who
was given your ideal form?
**[21:36] Jinguuji**
Did I get nothing?
**[21:38] Tachibana**
Do you have an ideal appearance?
**[21:40] Jinguuji**
Me, as I am now.
**[21:41] Tachibana**
I see.
**[21:43] Tachibana**
Then maybe you have skills
or something instead?
**[21:47] Tachibana**
You do! That's a suspicious looking one!
***SIGN*** Skills
***SIGN*** Passive Active
Ideal Physique Close Combat Techniques LV3
Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX Gate to Paradise
Curse of the Goddess of Love
**[21:49] Tachibana**
Since you've got it, let's try it out!
**[21:51] Tachibana**
It might be a cheat-level skill, after all.
**[21:53] Jinguuji**
To activate it...
**[21:55] Jinguuji**
I do this.
**[22:00] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[22:02] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
A door?
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Tachibana**
You know...
**[23:36] Jinguuji**
What is it, Tachibana?
**[23:37] Tachibana**
Does being 32 make us old guys?
**[23:39] Jinguuji**
If we're not old guys, what are we?
**[23:41] Tachibana**
Well, that's true, but...
***SIGN*** Episode 2
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout
and Unparalleled Beauty
**[23:42] Jinguuji**
That worry only shows that you care too
much how others and society categorize you.
**[23:47] Jinguuji**
Your reality is something you as a member of society—
**[23:47] Tachibana**
I get it! Sorry.
**[23:49] Tachibana**
I'm good...
# E2 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Unparalleled Beauty
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD7ZJ1/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-unparalleled-beauty)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who
Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:30] Tachibana**
Hey, does this door look familiar to you?
**[01:34] Jinguuji**
Yes. It looks more than familiar.
***SIGN*** Tachibana
**[01:37] Jinguuji**
It even has a nameplate.
**[01:39] Tachibana**
This doesn't fit in here at all!
***SIGN*** Chapter 2 .
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a .
Fantasy Knockout and Unparalleled Beauty .
**[01:49] Tachibana**
It really is my place!
**[01:50] Tachibana**
Even the garbage I forgot to take
out is here in perfect detail!
**[01:53] Tachibana**
What is with that goddess?!
**[01:55] Tachibana**
I seriously don't understand
what this skill is about.
**[02:01] Jinguuji**
* Right now, all I'm thinking about*
* is seeing you back to your place.*
**[02:05] Jinguuji**
*I see. From what I thought back then...*
**[02:07] Jinguuji**
* The manner in which she*
* grants wishes is a little...*
**[02:10] Jinguuji**
*sloppy!*
**[02:13] Tachibana**
The water and electricity seem to work.
***SIGN*** No Signal to TV
**[02:17] Tachibana**
But I guess the TV doesn't work.
**[02:20] Tachibana**
The windows don't open and it's
pitch black outside, but...
**[02:23] Tachibana**
this is a really useful ability!
**[02:29] Jinguuji**
* Since the norm for men is*
* to eat it in one bite,*
**[02:31] Jinguuji**
*she looks just like a hamster.*
**[02:34] Jinguuji**
At any rate, we won't have trouble finding
food or a place to sleep for a while.
**[02:38] Tachibana**
Huh? Food will be a problem, won't it?
**[02:42] Tachibana**
This is all I have in
the house. All the food.
**[02:46] Jinguuji**
The last ones?
**[02:47] Tachibana**
The last ones.
**[02:50] Jinguuji**
You only have one serving! Why would
you so thoughtlessly eat it now?
**[02:54] Tachibana**
Well, I mean, I was hungry.
**[03:01] Jinguuji**
You mean you have nothing set
aside in case of emergencies?!
**[03:03] Tachibana**
Well, I don't eat at home anyway, right?
**[03:06] Jinguuji**
What were you planning to do if
there was a giant earthquake?
**[03:09] Tachibana**
If that happened, you'd
come and save me, right?
**[03:15] Tachibana**
It's your fault for being so overprotective!
**[03:18] Jinguuji**
Then you should hurry up and
become independent. You idiot.
**[03:23] Jinguuji**
Since we have water,
**[03:24] Jinguuji**
we should be able to manage for a week.
**[03:27] Jinguuji**
In the worst case, that bear-thing from earlier
would last us a while if we broke it down for meat.
**[03:31] Tachibana**
There's no way I'm ever
eating something like that.
**[03:34] Jinguuji**
You really are spoiled, aren't you?
**[03:36] Jinguuji**
Well... none of this changes
what we must do:
**[03:39] Jinguuji**
Gather information and secure food.
**[03:42] Jinguuji**
We should move while we're still able.
**[03:44] Tachibana**
You mean hiking up the mountain again?
**[03:47] Jinguuji**
No, I think that we'll
be done with that soon.
**[03:49] Jinguuji**
Actually, earlier, while we
were being chased, I saw smoke.
**[03:53] Jinguuji**
I think there might be a settlement there.
**[03:57] Tachibana**
Whoa!
**[03:59] Tachibana**
It really looks all fantasy-esque!
**[04:01] Jinguuji**
It's a scene you wouldn't see in Japan.
**[04:04] Tachibana**
But, how can I put it...
**[04:07] Tachibana**
Will I be okay dressed like this?
**[04:11] Jinguuji**
I can't wholeheartedly say it's okay.
**[04:14] Jinguuji**
It's painful.
**[04:15] Tachibana**
It's not like I'm wearing this
because I want to, you know!
**[04:18] Tachibana**
The only clothes available were the ones
my little sister left behind when she visited!
**[04:21] Jinguuji**
That's true. There's
nothing we can do about that.
**[04:25] Tachibana**
You know... You've been kinda cold
to me since this happened to me...
**[04:30] Jinguuji**
I've always been like this.
***SIGN*** Instincts
***SIGN*** Reason
***SIGN*** So cute So cute So cute So cute So cute
**[04:32] Jinguuji**
Perhaps you've become overly
self-conscious since becoming a woman.
**[04:35] Tachibana**
You think so?
**[04:37] Tachibana**
Yeah, maybe...
**[04:39] Jinguuji**
But it's still hard to look at you, so you need
new clothes as soon as possible.
**[04:43] Tachibana**
Yeah. We need to hurry up and
get some clothes from this world.
**[04:50] Jinguuji**
Please do it just as we planned.
**[04:51] Tachibana**
Will do!
**[04:52] Tachibana**
I'm a rich young lady from a remote
region, and you're my attendant.
**[04:56] Tachibana**
And I can't say why I'm traveling.
**[04:58] Tachibana**
But that's why I don't know this area at all.
**[05:01] Tachibana**
Tell me all about it!
**[05:03] Jinguuji**
That's about right.
**[05:07] Tachibana**
You just watch. With this beauty and my
communication skills, I'll be unstoppable.
**[05:11] Tachibana**
Right now, I'm confident I can make
any man out there fall for me!
**[05:16] Jinguuji**
Even though you can't
make women fall for you.
**[05:18] Tachibana**
Shut up!
**[05:19] Tachibana**
Seriously. Hmph.
**[05:23] Jinguuji**
*She's got those looks.*
**[05:24] ---**
* They should prove advantageous*
* in any discussions.*
**[05:27] Jinguuji**
* Even if she doesn't speak the language,*
* it's unlikely that she'll be treated badly.*
**[05:31] Jinguuji**
* And it's true that she's*
* good at communicating.*
***SIGN*** Information
***SIGN*** Unparalleled Beauty
***SIGN*** Substantial increase in favorable disposition
. .
during negotiations with other gender
. .
Likability quotient increases more easily
. .
**[05:37] Jinguuji**
Isn't that too much smoke
for such a small settlement?
**[05:41] Jinguuji**
And it smells charred.
**[05:42] villager A**
Bandits!
**[05:46] villager B**
Run!
**[05:47] villager C**
Leave everything behind!
**[05:49] crowd**
Mommy!
**[05:50] crowd**
We'll be killed!
***SIGN*** Information
***SIGN*** Troublemaker .
Often gets caught up
in unexpected events .
. .
**[05:52] crowd**
Help!
**[05:53] Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[05:58] Tachibana**
There seems to be some kind of commotion.
Are they having a festival?
**[06:01] villager D**
Outta the way!
**[06:03] Tachibana**
Ow!
**[06:05] Tachibana**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[06:07] TAChibana**
Man, now my clothes are all dirty.
**[06:10] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[06:12] Chuck**
You're not hurt, are you... young miss?
**[06:17] Tachibana**
Oh, I'm sorry to bother
you while you're working.
**[06:19] ---**
I'm just a little lost, you see.
**[06:25] Tachibana**
Huh? Do you maybe not understand Japanese?
**[06:28] Tachibana**
Bonjour. Excuse me!
**[06:31] Chuck**
I-Is this...
**[06:33] Chuck**
Is this... love?
**[06:36] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[06:39] Tachibana**
Wait... Huh?
**[06:40] Tachibana**
Is this, like... a dangerous situation?
**[06:43] Tachibana**
I thought you were a woodcutter, but...
**[06:45] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[06:46] Chuck**
Marry me.
**[06:48] Tachibana**
What did you say?
**[06:49] Chuck**
I'd quit thieving if it were for you.
**[06:51] Chuck**
And I am prepared to live a decent life.
**[06:53] Chuck**
We can grow vegetables or something
to create a life for ourselves.
**[06:56] Chuck**
I want two children.
**[06:57] Tachibana**
What is this all of a sudden?
**[07:00] Chuck**
Now that that's decided,
**[07:01] ---**
I'll get permission from the boss
and head back to my home country!
**[07:03] Tachibana**
Hey! Hang on a sec!
**[07:06] Jason**
Hey, what are you doing
playing around over there?
**[07:08] Chuck**
Big bro! Look! I've found myself a wife!
**[07:11] Jason**
A wife? What are you talking about?
**[07:14] Jason**
Marry me.
**[07:15] Tachibana**
Why?
**[07:17] Jason**
I'd quit thieving if it were for you.
**[07:19] Jason**
And I am prepared to live a decent life.
**[07:21] Jason**
We can make clay pots or something
to create a life for ourselves.
**[07:23] Jason**
I want eight children.
**[07:24] Tachibana**
How many kids do these guys want me to have?!
***SIGN*** Information
***SIGN*** Unparalleled Beauty
. .
Unbelievable beauty causes
everyone to become incredibly
spellbound. .
. .
**[07:27] Tachibana**
*So, this is what that meant?*
**[07:29] Tachibana**
*Is that what's going on?*
**[07:31] Tachibana**
*My beauty really pushes people this far?*
**[07:35] Chuck**
Big bro, I won't let anyone steal
my wife away, not even you!
**[07:38] Jason**
No, she will live with me!
This calls for a duel!
**[07:41] bandit C**
Marry me.
**[07:42] bandit C**
I'd quit thieving if it were for you.
**[07:44] Jason**
Don't go trying to get ahead!
**[07:47] bandit C**
What d'you think you're doing?
**[07:49] bandits**
You want a fight? Bring it on!
**[07:56] Tachibana**
Is this my fault? Is it?
**[08:00] Tachibana**
Please stop! Stop this pointless fighting!
**[08:03] Jinguuji**
Are you safe, Tachibana?!
**[08:05] Tachibana**
Not for my sake... Not because of me...
**[08:09] Tachibana**
Please don't fight!
**[08:15] Jinguuji**
Did you... do all of this?
**[08:18] Tachibana**
I haven't done anything.
**[08:20] Tachibana**
I was simply here.
**[08:22] Tachibana**
But I... I...
**[08:24] Tachibana**
Because I am too beautiful,
all of this has...
**[08:27] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[08:29] Jinguuji**
You're a little bit happy
about this, aren't you?
**[08:33] villagers**
Thank you! Thank you!
**[08:37] villagers**
Thank you! Thank you!
**[08:38] Tachibana**
And now I'm being revered
like some kind of deity.
**[08:42] Jinguuji**
Well, it's healthier than that
fight that broke out earlier.
**[08:46] Tachibana**
I really have become a woman of
beauty that I couldn't possibly exist.
**[08:51] Tachibana**
I just thought maybe
I'd be a little bit popular.
**[08:54] Jinguuji**
I underestimated it as well.
**[08:56] Tachibana**
Now I kind of understand a bit about
why you started hating women.
**[09:00] Jinguuji**
Huh? No, I... Well...
**[09:03] Tachibana**
But for this kind of stuff to happen
everywhere I go is a little...
**[09:08] Tachibana**
Should I hide my face?
**[09:09] Tachibana**
Like this.
**[09:11] Jinguuji**
No.
**[09:12] Jinguuji**
But it does seem that we'll need
some kind of countermeasures.
**[09:16] Tachibana**
Now that I think about it...
Why doesn't it affect you?
**[09:19] Jinguuji**
Huh? Oh... You mean the reason I'm fine
even when looking you in the face?
**[09:24] Jinguuji**
It must be because I know you're a man.
**[09:27] Tachibana**
I see.
**[09:28] Jinguuji**
*Though, I'm not exactly unaffected, you know...*
**[09:30] Tachibana**
Maybe it's got something to do with the
intelligence setting in the parameters.
**[09:34] Tachibana**
I imagine it's got some
kind of mental effect.
**[09:37] bandit D**
Crap! We've been defeated!
**[09:39] bandit D**
To think we'd get distracted
and wiped out by a lone woman.
**[09:44] bandit D**
But you'd do well to be afraid.
We're an advance party.
**[09:47] bandit D**
In a few hours, the main group
will realize something's wrong.
**[09:50] bandit D**
They'll get ready, and they'll come here!
**[09:53] Tachibana**
We haven't said a word. They just
started talking all on their own.
**[09:57] bandit D**
I'm looking forward to seeing this whole
village get crushed into the ground!
**[10:02] Jinguuji**
If they're close enough to
guess that something's wrong,
**[10:05] Jinguuji**
that means their stronghold
must be in the area.
**[10:07] bandits**
Huh?
**[10:10] Tachibana**
Are these guys for real?
**[10:13] Jinguuji**
Where is it?
**[10:14] bandit D**
I'm not telling you! You think I'm stupid?
**[10:16] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[10:17] Tachibana**
Well, I guess I have no choice...
**[10:23] Tachibana**
I do wish you'd tell me!
**[10:31] Tachibana**
Could it be that...
**[10:33] Tachibana**
I'm unbeatable?
**[10:35] Jinguuji**
What are you doing? Come on. Let's go.
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
**[10:38] Jinguuji**
So cute!
**[10:44] Tachibana**
Well, I guess they would
have real lookouts posted.
**[10:47] Jinguuji**
It seems our enemies are not idiots.
**[10:49] Jinguuji**
I like that we can check their
strengths ahead of time.
**[10:52] Tachibana**
Huh? You can see other people's stats, too?
***SIGN*** Strength Power: 10 Speed: 11 Intelligence: 15 Luck: 3
***SIGN*** Strength Power: 20 Speed: 8 Intelligence: 11 Luck: 2
**[10:55] Tachibana**
Their numbers are really
low compared to yours.
**[10:58] Jinguuji**
But we don't know how far
we can trust these.
**[11:01] Jinguuji**
And we can't be sure of how
many people are inside.
**[11:04] Jinguuji**
We should go carefully.
**[11:05] Tachibana**
Carefully, huh?
**[11:07] Tachibana**
Sounds like a pain. Why don't you just
smack 'em around a bit and finish this?
**[11:11] Tachibana**
You took out that beam-shooting bear
with one punch. I'm sure you can do it!
***SIGN*** Aaaaaah
**[11:15] Jinguuji**
You make it sound so easy.
**[11:17] Tachibana**
Back when you were student council president,
you took out a den of delinquents.
**[11:21] Tachibana**
This is just like that, right?
**[11:22] Jinguuji**
The danger levels are entirely different!
**[11:25] Jinguuji**
And please don't say I took
them out. I rehabilitated them.
**[11:28] Tachibana**
That was rehabilitation?
**[11:30] Tachibana**
Then, should I go?
**[11:32] Jinguuji**
You?
**[11:34] Jinguuji**
What can you do with those
cannon-fodder-level stats?
**[11:36] Tachibana**
Don't go thinking that cannon fodder
isn't good for anything, Mr. Elite.
***SIGN*** Ka-pow
**[11:41] Tachibana**
I'm gonna go crash their
group dynamics completely!
**[11:45] Jinguuji**
Are you one of those women
that destroys friendships?
**[11:47] Jinguuji**
Have you already forgotten that
you were almost kidnapped?
**[11:50] Jinguuji**
Best case, you'd be married. Worst case,
you'd have gone down a slave route.
**[11:53] Tachibana**
You say some really scary things...
**[11:55] Jinguuji**
How about you leave this to me,
and go to your place?
**[12:00] Tachibana**
But, I mean...
**[12:02] Tachibana**
No matter how strong you are, it's not
right letting you face danger alone.
**[12:07] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[12:09] Jinguuji**
*Really... It's that part of you that's so...*
**[12:12] Jinguuji**
*How can I put it? So... needlessly kind.*
**[12:19] Jinguuji**
*"I'm sure you can just leave this to me."*
***SIGN*** Middle School
**[12:21] Jinguuji**
* "I can find a way on my own.*
* I'll make it work."*
**[12:25] Jinguuji**
* "Do things for others. Sacrifice*
* yourself to make that happen."*
**[12:30] Jinguuji**
*That's how I was raised.*
**[12:32] Jinguuji**
* I have never doubted or*
* questioned it. And yet...*
**[12:35] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Whoa... They're making you
handle all the paperwork again?
**[12:39] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Tachibana?
**[12:40] (Flashback) Tachibana**
I mean, there's supposed to be
two of you doing this, right?
**[12:42] (Flashback) ---**
Where's the other guy?
**[12:44] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Team practice.
**[12:45] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Ran out on you, huh?
They really are just using you.
**[12:49] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Come on. Hand 'em over.
**[12:50] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Huh?
**[12:51] (Flashback) Tachibana**
I'm in the going home club.
**[12:53] (Flashback) ---**
And even if I do go home,
I've got nothing to do.
**[12:55] (Flashback) Tachibana**
And even you think these are a pain, right?
**[12:59] (Flashback) female teacher**
I'm so sorry to make you
handle all these little jobs.
**[13:02] (Flashback) female teacher**
Jinguuji-kun, you're just so mature,
I end up relying on you.
**[13:07] (Flashback) student officer**
Sorry! I've got team practice.
**[13:09] (Flashback) student officer**
The tournament's coming up.
I feel really bad, but...
**[13:15] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
That's true.
**[13:16] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
In that case, I'm compiling statistics
from the future plans questionnaires...
**[13:19] (Flashback) Tachibana**
It's better if you don't ask
me to do stuff like statistics.
**[13:22] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Then, could you staple them for me?
**[13:24] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Nice. That's the kind of thing I can do.
**[13:27] Jinguuji**
* Even though he knew it would be a pain,*
* he couldn't pretend he didn't see.*
**[13:32] Jinguuji**
* He's a person who can do things for*
* others when it really counts...*
**[13:35] Jinguuji**
* instead of being someone who just*
* does as they're told, like me.*
**[13:41] Jinguuji**
*Honestly. He's always like this.*
**[13:45] Jinguuji**
*So cute. I'm in love. Let's get married.*
**[13:50] Jinguuji**
*Wait. What was that reaction just now?*
**[13:53] Jinguuji**
*Cute? Well, I suppose that's acceptable.*
**[13:55] Jinguuji**
*But marriage?*
**[13:59] Jinguuji**
*Are you stupid? It's too soon to get married.*
**[14:01] Jinguuji**
*We haven't even dated yet.*
**[14:05] Jinguuji**
There's something wrong with me!
**[14:07] Tachibana**
What's wrong, Jinguuji?!
**[14:20] Jinguuji**
*Why? It's getting worse by the minute!*
**[14:22] Jinguuji**
*My thoughts are filled with Tachibana!*
**[14:24] Jinguuji**
*Is this the curse, too?*
**[14:26] Tachibana**
Hey. Are you okay?
**[14:29] Jinguuji**
*Tachibana...*
**[14:31] Jinguuji**
* Right now... if I catch even*
* a glimpse of her... I will...*
**[14:37] Tachibana**
Man, that looks like it hurts...
**[14:39] Tachibana**
Cuts to the forehead really
bleed a ton, don't they?
**[14:43] Jinguuji**
Tachibana...
**[14:45] Jinguuji**
I...
**[14:47] Jinguuji**
I... I...
**[14:50] Jinguuji**
I...
**[14:52] Jinguuji**
I!
**[15:00] lookout**
It's an enemy raid!
**[15:03] Jinguuji**
I... I...
**[15:05] Jinguuji**
I think you should cherish yourself more!
**[15:08] Tachibana**
What brought this on all of a sudden?!
**[15:12] Jinguuji**
Why is your chest so recklessly
exposed?! What if you catch a chill!
**[15:16] Jinguuji**
Cover up!
**[15:22] Tachibana**
What? It's not like
I want to dress like this!
**[15:26] bandit F**
What's this? A falling out between comrades?
**[15:29] bandit G**
There's only two of 'em!
And one of them's a woman.
**[15:32] bandit F**
Doesn't look like we needed
to bring everyone out here.
**[15:36] bandit G**
Hey, look! The woman's really pretty.
**[15:39] bandit F**
Seems like she takes care of herself.
I think we can expect good things.
**[15:42] bandit G**
Take the woman alive! Kill the man!
**[15:45] Jinguuji**
Take that!
**[15:47] bandit G**
You little...
**[15:48] Jinguuji**
Take that!
**[15:49] bandit F**
How dare you do that to my comrades?!
**[15:51] Jinguuji**
Take that!
**[15:52] Jinguuji**
Take that! Take that! Take
that! Take that! Take that!
**[15:52] Tachibana**
He's burying those people like
he's planting a rice paddy.
**[15:55] village chief**
Goddess!
**[15:57] village chief**
I have convinced the people of
the village to come to your aid!
**[16:00] Tachibana**
Village chief!
**[16:02] Jinguuji**
Take that!
**[16:03] Tachibana**
Chief!
**[16:05] Jinguuji**
Stay away from Tachibana!
**[16:08] Tachibana**
Jinguuji!
**[16:09] Tachibana**
You're acting really weird!
**[16:11] Tachibana**
Are you okay?
**[16:13] Jinguuji**
Weird?
**[16:14] Jinguuji**
Yes. It's true that something isn't right...
**[16:18] Jinguuji**
Earlier, it was burned into my
eyes and I can't unsee it...
**[16:21] Tachibana**
What was?
**[16:24] Jinguuji**
Your...
**[16:25] Tachibana**
Me?
**[16:27] Tachibana**
My what?
**[16:28] Jinguuji**
Well, that's...
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[16:33] Jinguuji**
I can't really say...
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[16:40] Tachibana**
*This... is totally my fault.*
**[16:46] Tachibana**
Just admit it, Jinguuji.
**[16:48] Tachibana**
If you're being honest, you
think I'm super cute, right?
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[16:54] Jinguuji**
No. Not cute at all.
**[16:56] Tachibana**
*Completely unconvincing!*
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[16:58] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, look up.
**[16:59] Jinguuji**
Up?
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[17:01] Jinguuji**
What's this?
**[17:02] Jinguuji**
Charmed?
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[17:04] Tachibana**
Charmed.
**[17:07] Jinguuji**
Oh...
**[17:08] Jinguuji**
I... I know this will sound
like an excuse, but...
**[17:11] Jinguuji**
I want you to understand...
**[17:13] Jinguuji**
I have no interest in young girls.
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[17:16] Jinguuji**
It's really, completely
outside my preferences.
**[17:18] Jinguuji**
And blondes... really aren't my thing.
**[17:21] Jinguuji**
But your hair is so soft and beautiful,
**[17:22] Jinguuji**
and the way it shines...
**[17:25] Jinguuji**
Even at night, it illuminates your face...
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[17:28] Jinguuji**
It's as though you are my sun.
**[17:43] Tachibana**
*Th-This is terrifying!*
**[17:44] Tachibana**
* It makes it so that people can't control*
* their own thoughts and feelings!*
**[17:47] Tachibana**
*Is this how the "charmed" effect works?*
**[17:49] Tachibana**
* Seriously, the power of my*
* appearance is way too strong!*
**[17:52] Tachibana**
* This is crazy... I have to do something*
* before something really bad happens!*
**[17:57] Jinguuji**
Tachibana...
**[18:02] Tachibana**
Sorry, Jinguuji!
**[18:03] Tachibana**
I mean, I was in a panic,
but I slapped you really hard!
**[18:06] Jinguuji**
No. This was my fault, too.
**[18:09] Jinguuji**
More importantly...
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[18:12] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[18:13] Tachibana**
You're all better?
**[18:15] Jinguuji**
I'm all better.
**[18:23] Tachibana**
Don't feel so down.
**[18:25] Jinguugi**
I've never experienced...
a disgrace of this magnitude.
**[18:28] Jinguuji**
What a blunder.
**[18:29] Tachibana**
Here's some water.
**[18:32] Jinguuji**
But now that it's come to this, we really
need to come up with countermeasures.
**[18:35] Jinguuji**
I'd rather not get slapped again.
**[18:37] Tachibana**
Getting better after being hit...
**[18:39] Tachibana**
You're like a broken television!
**[18:42] Jinguuji**
Shut up.
**[18:46] Tachibana**
All right already. There's no use
crying over spilled milk.
**[18:50] Tachibana**
Let's switch gears!
**[18:52] Tachibana**
Right now...
**[18:54] Tachibana**
Let's get drunk on the beauty of victory!
**[18:59] Tachibana**
Just look at this! It's amazing!
You think it's the currency of this world?
**[19:03] Jinguuji**
They've hoarded quite a lot.
**[19:05] Tachibana**
So, what do you want to do
with this huge haul of loot?
**[19:08] village chief**
Please, you should have it. We'd like
you to accept it as our tribute to you.
**[19:13] Tachibana**
No way! I don't need all this!
**[19:16] Jinguuji**
I certainly can't say that we
didn't hope for compensation,
**[19:20] Jinguuji**
but all of this must have
been pillaged from this area.
**[19:24] village chief**
But you are the saviors of our village.
Please allow us to repay you.
**[19:29] Jinguuji**
When you put it that way,
it's difficult to refuse...
**[19:31] Tachibana**
Oh! In that case...
**[19:33] Tachibana**
There's something I want!
**[19:45] Tachibana**
What do you think?
**[19:46] Tachibana**
It doesn't expose very much
and it fits me perfectly.
**[19:49] Jinguuji**
Clothing? I see.
**[19:51] Jinguuji**
I suppose it's all right.
**[19:54] Tachibana**
*Jinguuji.*
**[19:56] Tachibana**
* You're doing that to hide your*
* embarrassment, aren't you?*
**[19:58] Tachibana**
* That's what the fact that you*
* can be charmed means, right?*
**[20:03] Tachibana**
*This guy...*
**[20:04] Tachibana**
* He might talk like that, but inside, he finds*
* this appearance so cute he can't stand it, right?*
**[20:10] Tachibana**
*This is awesome! It feels so good!*
**[20:13] Tachibana**
* I had no idea that being cute*
* made you feel so omnipotent!*
**[20:18] Tachibana**
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!
**[20:22] Tachibana**
Ow! That hurts! I give up! I give up!
**[20:25] Jinguuji**
What was all that supposed to be?
**[20:30] Tachibana**
Well, you may be unhappy since someone's
got hold of a weakness of yours, but...
**[20:34] Tachibana**
It's a good thing that it's me, right?
**[20:39] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[20:41] Tachibana**
Do you smell something weird?
**[20:48] Tachibana**
F-F-F-F-F...
**[20:51] Tachibana**
Fire!
**[20:54] Tachibana**
Jinguuji! This is bad!
**[20:56] Tachibana**
Fire! There's a fire!
**[20:57] Tachibana**
Hey! Jinguuji!
**[20:59] Jinguuji**
I see. So someone's got
hold of my weakness...
**[21:04] Jinguuji**
It's the first time this has happened to me.
**[21:08] Tachibana**
This is not the time to be
basking in your emotions!
**[21:22] Rue**
Is it morning?
**[21:25] Rue**
Sateyna, are you there?
**[21:27] Sateyna**
Here.
**[21:35] Rue**
I see I'm just as beautiful as ever today.
**[21:37] Sateyna**
Premier, um...
**[21:39] Rue**
Yes, yes. "You are as lovely
as ever today," right?
**[21:43] Rue**
I'm tired of hearing that.
**[21:44] Sateyna**
Oh, no, that isn't...
**[21:46] Rue**
Well then, let's work our
hardest for another day.
**[21:49] Sateyna**
Premier!
**[21:50] Rue**
We shall work for the sake of
this beautiful elven forest!
**[21:56] Rue**
It... It...
**[21:58] Rue**
It's been burned to the ground!
***SIGN*** with
**[23:36] Jinguuji**
What's wrong, Tachibana?
**[23:37] Tachibana**
I saw one! In my room! One of
those things that start with "c"!
**[23:39] Jinguuji**
Calm down, Tachibana. Open the door
wide, spray a little peppermint oil...
**[23:42] Jinguuji**
See? It ran.
**[23:42] Tachibana**
Whoa!
***SIGN*** Episode 3
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and an Angry Elf
**[23:43] Jinguuji**
The real problem is this world,
with its complete lack of insects,
**[23:45] Jinguuji**
and whether it's all right for us
to have released that thing into it.
**[23:48] Tachibana**
Destroying an ecosystem is bad! Really bad!
# E3 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and an Angry Elf
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U34ZNE/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-an-angry-elf)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:31] child A**
Mister, did you beat that thing?
**[01:33] Jinguuji**
Yes. And with only one punch.
***SIGN*** Huntsman LV 1 Acquired
**[01:34] child B**
Whoa. That's insane.
**[01:36] village man**
You did really well for your first time!
**[01:39] Jinguuji**
It's because you taught me so well.
**[01:41] Jinguuji**
If I go to a big town, will
I be able to sell this pelt?
**[01:44] village man**
I think so, but I've never seen a
creature like this before, so...
**[01:49] village chief**
That's...
**[01:51] village man**
Chief, do you know it?
**[01:52] village chief**
It's the guardian deity
of this forest, I believe.
**[01:55] Jinguuji**
Guardian deity?
**[01:56] Jinguuji**
Then, is it bad that I killed it?
**[01:59] village chief**
Not at all. It's no deity of ours, you see.
**[02:02] village chief**
Please, don't let it bother you.
**[02:04] Jinguuji**
*He seems to be implying something.*
**[02:06] child A**
Mister, where's the goddess?
**[02:08] Jinguuji**
Oh, still asleep.
**[02:11] Jinguuji**
I think it's about time I should go wake her.
**[02:14] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana—
**[02:19] Tachibana**
Oh, hey. Morning.
**[02:21] Tachibana**
My hair's so long, it just won't dry.
***SIGN*** Episode 3 .
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout .
and an Angry Elf .
**[02:35] Tachibana**
Sorry.
**[02:37] Tachibana**
I'll be more careful next time.
**[02:39] Jinguuji**
Please do.
**[02:40] Jinguuji**
The first naked female body I've seen
is yours. Just think how I feel.
**[02:44] Jinguuji**
My mood is rock bottom.
**[02:46] Tachibana**
It's not the first.
**[02:48] Tachibana**
Wait, is it seriously your first?
**[02:51] Tachibana**
Well, since we're living together,
it was bound to happen. So just accept it.
**[02:55] Jinguuji**
You could be just a little
contrite, couldn't you?
**[02:58] Tachibana**
But you know, I was excited at first!
**[03:02] Tachibana**
Like, "I'll be in the
bath with a female body!"
**[03:05] Tachibana**
But...
**[03:06] Tachibana**
The look of this body is so far
removed from my real age.
**[03:10] Tachibana**
It reminds me of my little sister.
**[03:12] Tachibana**
It just...
**[03:14] Tachibana**
Nothing happened.
**[03:15] Jinguuji**
I'm happy for you.
**[03:19] Jinguuji**
What is it?
**[03:21] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, are you really into
childlike blondes' faces?
**[03:24] Jinguuji**
I will slug you.
**[03:26] Jinguuji**
The most terrifying thing about
your appearance is the fact that
**[03:28] Jinguuji**
it warps the preferences
of anyone who sees you.
**[03:33] Tachibana**
It warps... preferences?
**[03:36] Jinguuji**
Your physical appearance...
**[03:38] Jinguuji**
There's something we might call "magic"
embedded in it which supersedes your looks.
**[03:42] Jinguuji**
The fact that it can change my thinking
against my will is terrifying.
**[03:46] Jinguuji**
Hurry up and return to being a man.
**[03:48] Tachibana**
Well, I'm starting to have
a little fun with this.
**[03:51] Tachibana**
Normally, I'd never be able to
make you this flustered.
**[03:55] Tachibana**
And the villagers really fawn all over me!
**[03:58] Tachibana**
It gives me a feeling of superiority, and—
**[04:02] Jinguuji**
You want to go back to being a man
as quickly as possible, right?
**[04:05] Tachibana**
Yes, yes! Yes, I do!
**[04:07] Jinguuji**
You do, don't you?
**[04:09] Jinguuji**
Leave it to me!
**[04:10] Jinguuji**
I'll find a way.
**[04:11] Tachibana**
You're really scary sometimes, you know that?
**[04:14] Tachibana**
So, what are we going to do next?
**[04:17] Jinguuji**
I asked around a little
in the village,
**[04:18] Jinguuji**
But it didn't seem like anyone had
ever heard of a "demon lord."
**[04:22] Jinguuji**
I heard that there's a big town ahead,
**[04:24] Jinguuji**
so we should probably go
there and gather information.
**[04:28] Jinguuji**
Now that we've acquired travel funds,
**[04:29] Jinguuji**
let's find a good time to go
and leave the village.
**[04:31] Tachibana**
Gotcha.
***SIGN*** flowing
**[04:35] Tachibana**
Doesn't it seem fluffier
and shinier than yesterday?
**[04:39] Tachibana**
Why are you good at everything
down to drying hair?
**[04:42] Jinguuji**
I've seen it done at salons.
**[04:43] Tachibana**
Is it really something that you
can do after just watching?
**[04:47] Tachibana**
Oh, yeah. What happened to the
forest that was on fire yesterday?
**[04:51] Jinguuji**
It rained, and I heard
that it put out the fire.
**[04:53] ---**
That's great.
**[04:54] villager**
Please, let's handle this peacefully...
**[04:56] Rue**
You expect me not to be enraged by this?!
**[04:59] Rue**
I wanted to settle this peacefully, too.
**[05:02] Rue**
But I simply cannot!
**[05:04] Rue**
You weren't satisfied with just the forest,
**[05:06] Rue**
so you reduced our guardian deity
to this unthinkable state as well?!
**[05:09] Rue**
Make your choice, humans!
**[05:10] Rue**
Shall I destroy this village, or will you
point out the criminals who did this?!
**[05:18] Tachibana**
You know...
**[05:19] Tachibana**
Seeing people get angry at each other
makes me uncomfortable.
**[05:23] Tachibana**
When I saw newbies at
work getting yelled at,
**[05:27] Tachibana**
it made me feel like I was
getting yelled at, too.
**[05:31] Jinguuji**
I understand what you mean,
**[05:33] Jinguuji**
but just now, it was definitely
us that she was angry with.
**[05:36] Tachibana**
You think so, too?
**[05:38] Jinguuji**
Which means that...
**[05:40] Jinguuji**
We did not burn down the forest.
**[05:42] Jinguuji**
Killing the guardian
deity was self-defense,
**[05:45] ---**
and there's nothing wrong with that!
**[05:47] Tachibana**
We should be apologizing!
Why are you speaking so arrogantly?
**[05:51] Rue**
As soon as you show yourselves,
you begin giving excuses.
**[05:54] Rue**
Does that mean that you're
the ones who did this?
**[05:56] Jinguuji**
Yes. But we wish to negotiate.
**[06:00] Rue**
The guardian deity protected
our sacred forest.
**[06:03] Rue**
If it attacked you, then you must
have trespassed on our sacred land.
**[06:06] Rue**
There is no room for negotiation here.
**[06:08] Jinguuji**
And you have no right
to speak to us that way!
**[06:11] Tachibana**
Like I said! Why are you being so arrogant?!
**[06:14] Tachibana**
I'm so sorry. He's always been rude, you see.
**[06:18] Tachibana**
Enough. Just apologize!
**[06:19] Jinguuji**
I refuse.
**[06:20] Tachibana**
*Oh, why is this guy so...*
**[06:23] Tachibana**
* But I never imagined*
* I'd get to meet a real elf...*
**[06:27] Tachibana**
*She's scary, but she's super beautiful!*
**[06:29] ---**
*I got to see something nice!*
**[06:31] Rue**
* Hmph. Well, I suppose, for*
* a human, she's all right.*
**[06:35] Rue**
*That translucent skin. Those blue eyes.*
**[06:39] Rue**
*Golden hair and a well-proportioned face...*
**[06:42] Rue**
* I will grant that she puts*
* effort into her appearance.*
**[06:45] Rue**
*But, well...*
**[06:48] Rue**
*I am far more beautiful than she!*
**[06:53] Tachibana; Jinguuji**
*Why'd she take her clothes off?*
**[06:54] Ultina**
*She's starting again.*
**[06:56] Sateyna**
* If she didn't do this,*
* she'd be fairly normal.*
**[07:00] Rue**
Is my beauty so overwhelming
that you can't even speak?
**[07:04] Rue**
That's right. We elves are followers
of the goddess of love and beauty!
**[07:09] Rue**
She is abundant, lovely, and splendid!
And we are her people!
**[07:14] Rue**
These long ears are the proof of it!
**[07:18] Jinguuji**
If you're her people, then you
can't possibly be respectable.
**[07:21] Tachibana**
And the type of long ears
is different, isn't it?
**[07:23] Rue**
You two!
**[07:25] Rue**
Admit your crimes and beg for forgiveness.
**[07:27] Rue**
Press your heads to the ground
and sing praises of my beauty.
**[07:31] Tachibana**
You mean if we just kneel
on the ground, you'll forgive us?
**[07:34] Tachibana**
Yes, my lady! With pleasure!
**[07:35] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[07:37] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[07:38] Jinguuji**
There is no need to do something like
that for an exhibitionist like her.
**[07:42] Rue**
Exhibitionist?!
**[07:43] Tachibana**
I mean, she does have that look to her,
but there's a better way to say it.
**[07:43] Rue; background**
Th-Th-These garments were
bestowed upon us by the goddess!
**[07:46] Rue; background**
Passed down through my family for
generations, they are noble and...
**[07:46] Jinguuji**
I simply spoke the truth. And anyway...
**[07:50] Jinguuji**
I'm amazed that you can walk around
as nearly naked as you are.
**[07:52] Rue**
Listen to me when I'm talking to you!
**[07:57] Jinguuji**
Praise your beauty, you say?
**[07:58] Jinguuji**
I have no interest in
women in the first place.
**[08:01] Jinguuji**
And now that I've even grown
used to Tachibana's appearance,
**[08:03] ---**
you will not capture my attention.
**[08:05] Jinguuji**
Try it on some other sap.
**[08:08] Tachibana**
Hey, are you sure you're
okay with admitting to that?
**[08:11] Jinguuji**
Hm? I simply spoke the truth.
**[08:14] Rue**
*This little...*
**[08:15] Rue**
* Men are creatures who, once they've seen my*
* beautiful body, bring gifts and do as I say!*
**[08:20] Rue**
* The men of this village bring me tribute*
* to try to please me, and yet...*
**[08:25] Sateyna**
Isn't that because you're
scary when you're displeased?
**[08:28] Ultina**
Shh!
**[08:29] Rue**
That's right. Beauty is about popularity.
**[08:32] ---**
We'll decide this with a vote.
**[08:35] Rue**
Villagers!
**[08:36] Rue**
This girl or myself! Assemble before
the one you think is most beautiful!
***SIGN*** Crowded
**[08:43] Jinguuji**
I can't help feeling sorry for her.
**[08:45] Tachibana**
I-I-I think you're prettier than me, though!
**[08:49] Tachibana**
I can't compare to you at all! Seriously!
**[08:52] Tachibana**
Really, I mean it!
**[08:53] Jinguuji**
Tachibana, sometimes, consolation
can hurt as much as a blade.
**[08:58] Jinguuji**
Take this opportunity to
reexamine yourself, woman.
**[09:00] Jinguuji**
Perhaps you should first change
which deity you believe in.
**[09:04] Jinguuji**
If you do, that good-for-nothing
nature of yours might improve.
**[09:08] Tachibana**
Don't just casually suggest
a religious conversion!
**[09:13] Rue**
I see. Is that what this is?
**[09:16] Rue**
You're adherents of some
heretical religion, aren't you?
**[09:20] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[09:21] Rue**
You brainwashed the villagers, didn't you?
**[09:22] ---**
Otherwise, this outcome would be unthinkable!
**[09:26] Rue**
By causing my fall, you lessen the majesty
of our goddess! That is your plot!
**[09:30] Rue**
Defiling our sacred lands and killing our
guardian deity is all consistent with that goal!
**[09:35] Jinguuji**
I know that you don't want to
admit that you've been beaten,
**[09:38] Jinguuji**
but this is childish!
**[09:39] Rue**
I won't listen to words spoken
by those who follow heresy!
***SIGN*** O Goddess, in your exalted seat, master of the long ears,
***SIGN*** here and now, I, your humble servant, offer my beauty in your honor.
***SIGN*** I beseech thee, cleanse away the misfortune which would do me harm!
**[09:57] Tachibana**
Is... Is that magic?!
**[09:59] Jinguuji**
Stay back, Tachibana.
**[10:02] Rue**
If you die, I will be the most
beautiful being in this place.
**[10:07] Rue**
Die for my sake!
**[10:08] Tachibana**
It ended up being a really selfish reason!
**[10:15] Tachibana**
She's just shooting those
off in a place like this?
**[10:17] Tachibana**
Let's escape into the forest!
**[10:21] Tachibana**
What was that?
**[10:22] Jinguuji**
Please refrain from touching
me so thoughtlessly.
**[10:24] Jinguuji**
And holding hands is out of the question.
**[10:26] Tachibana**
You really are a pain, you know that, right?!
**[10:30] Rue**
Fools.
**[10:31] Rue**
Entering into our home field
of your own volition...
**[10:34] Rue**
Insulting our goddess is a grave crime!
**[10:37] Rue**
Atone for it with your deaths!
**[10:49] Rue**
Drat. I've overdone it
and lost sight of them.
**[10:52] Rue**
Sateyna! Ultina!
**[10:54] Sateyna; Ultina**
Yes, my lady.
**[10:55] Ultina**
We will begin searching for the enemy.
**[10:58] Tachibana**
There's no need to grab me by the
scruff of the neck, is there?!
**[11:01] Jinguuji**
If I hadn't, you probably would have died.
**[11:04] Tachibana**
Died?
**[11:05] Jinguuji**
It's all right. Even if I die,
I'll make sure that you don't.
**[11:09] Tachibana**
You...
**[11:11] Tachibana**
Don't you dare say you'll die,
even as a joke!
**[11:14] Tachibana**
If you die, there's absolutely
no doubt I'll die, too!
**[11:17] Tachibana**
Understand?!
**[11:19] Jinguuji**
I understand.
**[11:22] Jinguuji**
Don't worry. Naturally,
I have no intention of dying.
**[11:25] Jinguuji**
And I'm not one to stay beaten.
**[11:28] Tachibana**
Still, how are we gonna get close enough—
**[11:31] Tachibana**
A rock?
**[11:41] Rue**
Huh?
**[11:43] Ultina**
Premier!
**[11:44] Sateyna**
Are you all right?
**[11:50] Sateyna**
Your hair...
**[11:52] Ultina**
The symbol of your elvenhood...
**[12:00] Rue**
Wha— Huh? What's this?
**[12:02] Sateyna**
Pull yourself together!
**[12:06] Tachibana**
You're fighting a girl, you know?
Wasn't there a better way?
**[12:11] Jinguuji**
I have no intention of showing mercy
to those who would do you harm.
**[12:14] Jinguuji**
However...
**[12:15] Jinguuji**
I had no idea a simple stone
would be this powerful.
**[12:18] Tachibana**
One step wrong, and this could've
been a really grotesque sight.
**[12:22] Tachibana**
At any rate...
**[12:23] Tachibana**
It doesn't seem like it's a good time
to have a word with them.
**[12:27] Jinguuji**
Let's get out of here quickly.
**[12:28] ---**
Before things get any more volatile...
**[12:34] Rue**
Those cretins.
**[12:36] ---**
To think they'd even take our
guardian deity's pelt with them.
**[12:39] Rue**
Having been so mercilessly defeated,
I cannot return to our settlement.
**[12:44] Rue**
I will go after those two.
**[12:46] Ultina**
Premier...
**[12:48] Rue**
I shall deal a crushing blow to
those who so harmed our goddess.
**[12:52] Rue**
And I will retrieve our guardian deity.
**[12:55] Rue**
Then I will make them regret
having done this to me!
**[12:59] Ultina**
When she flies into a rage,
her true feelings come out in the end.
**[13:03] Sateyna**
And she was only just crying her heart out.
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** rustle
**[13:07] Ultina**
She put it on only to take it off again?
**[13:09] Sateyna**
That's seriously laughable.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
You've never played video games?
**[13:14] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
And you've never read manga, either?
**[13:16] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler**
Is that strange?
**[13:18] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
It's not strange, but...
**[13:20] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
Okay, let's play this game together!
**[13:23] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
The main character will, of course,
be named after me, Hinata.
***SIGN*** Hinata
***SIGN*** Please enter your name
**[13:28] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
I'll let you give the heroine your name.
***SIGN*** Tsu
***SIGN*** Tsuka
***SIGN*** Tsukasa
**[13:31] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
It sounds like a girl's name anyway.
**[13:32] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler**
Yours sounds like a girl's name, too.
**[13:37] Jinguuji**
We ended up in exactly the
opposite roles as back then.
**[13:40] Tachibana**
I'm tired!
**[13:42] Tachibana**
Having to get around by walking
is too harsh for modern people!
**[13:45] Tachibana**
Stupid! Seriously, so stupid!
**[13:46] Jinguuji**
We have to walk another three days
if we want to reach the town.
**[13:50] Tachibana**
Nope. Not possible.
**[13:53] Jinguuji**
I suppose it can't be helped.
**[13:55] Jinguuji**
We'll rest here for today.
**[13:59] Tachibana**
Baths really do make me feel rejuvenated.
**[14:04] Tachibana**
Whoa! What's this?
It looks like a full course meal!
**[14:06] Jinguuji**
Once the meat is done,
the meal will be complete.
**[14:10] Tachibana**
Where did you manage to
get these ingredients?
**[14:12] Jinguuji**
I asked the village huntsmen to teach
me about edible plants and things.
**[14:17] Tachibana**
You gathered ingredients and cooked
dinner while I was in the bath?
**[14:21] Jinguuji**
I worked hard since
I thought you'd be hungry.
**[14:24] Tachibana**
You worked way too hard...
**[14:26] Tachibana**
In that case...
**[14:27] Tachibana**
I guess I'll just have to bring out...
**[14:29] Tachibana**
these guys!
**[14:32] Tachibana**
Since we've got the chance, let's do
this outside, looking up at the stars!
**[14:36] Tachibana**
And now... Cheers!
**[14:44] Tachibana**
This taste is sinful.
***SIGN*** ° Despite appearances,
this is an old guy, aged 32.
**[14:46] Jinguuji**
You've got a mustache.
**[14:48] Tachibana**
I wonder how this will taste...
**[14:55] Tachibana**
The meat's got a sort of wild flavor...
**[14:57] Tachibana**
like a sort of untamed
flavor you get from game.
**[15:02] Tachibana**
Hold on. What kind of meat is this?
**[15:04] Jinguuji**
Forgive me.
**[15:05] Tachibana**
This is meat from that
guardian deity, isn't it!
***SIGN*** Sploosh
**[15:08] Jinguuji**
I drained the blood really well,
so it should taste good.
**[15:11] Tachibana**
That is so not the problem!
**[15:13] Jinguuji**
I do feel bad for having deceived you,
**[15:15] Jinguuji**
but a warm meal is necessary for
restoring energy and willpower.
**[15:19] Jinguuji**
And without protein, you can't
recover from exhaustion.
**[15:22] Tachibana**
*Oh. So it's because I said I was tired.*
**[15:26] Tachibana**
Well, having tried it, it was
better than I expected!
**[15:28] Tachibana**
The beer is good and the air is clear!
**[15:31] Tachibana**
I've got no complaints!
**[15:32] Jinguuji**
Yes. It's a nice night.
**[15:35] Tachibana**
If they've got alcohol in
this world, I want to try it!
**[15:38] Jinguuji**
Should you be treating this like a vacation?
**[15:41] Tachibana**
I've been thinking this
ever since we got here...
**[15:43] Tachibana**
Your sense of responsibility
is way too strong.
**[15:45] Tachibana**
You're too serious!
**[15:47] Tachibana**
You'll go bald at this rate!
**[15:48] Jinguuji**
Bald?
**[15:50] Tachibana**
What's wrong with treating
it like a vacation?
**[15:52] ---**
Work's been so busy, so I haven't gone anywhere.
**[15:55] Tachibana**
This is a different world, right?
**[15:56] Tachibana**
That means no one we know is
here and no one's watching!
**[15:59] Tachibana**
Why don't we slow down and take it easy?
**[16:02] Jinguuji**
No one's watching?
**[16:07] Jinguuji**
I see.
**[16:08] Jinguuji**
Now that I think about it, it has been
a while since I took a break this long.
**[16:11] Tachibana**
That's right! And we're
in a different world...
**[16:14] Tachibana**
so we can do whatever we want!
**[16:16] Jinguuji**
Wait. What are you doing?
**[16:18] Tachibana**
Someone told me that if I feel hot,
I should remove my clothes.
**[16:21] Jinguuji**
I see. You're drunk.
**[16:23] Tachibana**
I'm not drunk. How could I be
drunk from just one sip of beer?
**[16:27] Jinguuji**
That's true, but...
**[16:28] Jinguuji**
Wait! Your new body might not have
the same alcohol tolerance!
**[16:32] Tachibana**
Oh, no wonder. That's why everything
looks all sparkly and bright!
**[16:37] Tachibana**
It's because I've got a different body!
And it's this body's fault!
**[16:40] Jinguuji**
Stop babbling!
**[16:41] Jinguuji**
That's enough for tonight.
Give me your can. Come on.
***SIGN*** ° Despite appearances,
this is an old guy, aged 32.
**[16:46] Jinguuji**
You idiot!
**[16:51] Tachibana**
That's right. That's so right!
**[16:54] Tachibana**
I can do whatever I want in this world!
***SIGN*** Dash
**[16:57] Tachibana**
I am free!
**[16:58] Jinguuji**
Where are you going, Tachibana?!
**[17:03] Jinguuji**
This is why I don't like
troublesome drunks...
**[17:05] Jinguuji**
But Tachibana didn't have a
habit of taking off clothes before.
**[17:09] Jinguuji**
Does a change of body change
things like that as well?
**[17:12] Jinguuji**
No, it could also be the
effect of some kind of skill.
***SIGN*** Information
***SIGN*** Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
. .
When feeling openhearted or when
inhibitions are lowered, a sense of liberation
makes one want to remove clothing.
**[17:17] Jinguuji**
This window...
**[17:19] Jinguuji**
It seems to pop up when what I'm
thinking and the skill effects match.
***SIGN*** Information
***SIGN*** Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
. .
When feeling openhearted or when
inhibitions are lowered, a sense of liberation
makes one want to remove clothing.
**[17:23] Jinguuji**
But the effect of this
"blessing" is utterly useless.
**[17:26] Tachibana**
Jinguuji...
**[17:29] Jinguuji**
T-Tachibana!
**[17:33] Jinguuji**
A-Are you all right, Tachibana?
**[17:34] Tachibana**
I don't know why, but I can't move.
**[17:37] Jinguuji**
Wait there! I'll get you down.
**[17:39] Tachibana**
Huh? What's happening to me right now?
**[17:44] Tachibana**
What's with these springy rope things?
**[17:50] Tachibana**
What's this? It's suddenly pitch black.
**[17:53] Jinguuji**
It's lowering you down, Tachibana!
**[17:56] Tachibana**
Jinguuji? Where? Where are you?
**[18:01] Jinguuji**
* In this perilous situation, I can't even*
* look at her because of her skin showing!*
**[18:04] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, where are you? I feel so lonely!
***SIGN*** sniffle
**[18:08] Tachibana**
I'm gonna cry...
**[18:09] Jinguuji**
Pull your clothes back up! Your clothes!
**[18:11] Jinguuji**
I'll be right there! Just wait!
**[18:13] Jinguuji**
This thing is a pain in
a simple sort of way...
**[18:15] Tachibana**
Oh, it was my clothes.
No wonder it was so dark.
**[18:22] Tachibana**
I'll pretend I didn't see that.
**[18:23] Jinguuji**
Don't hide from reality!
**[18:25] Tachibana**
I seriously want to cry!
Why is this happening?
**[18:27] Tachibana**
What am I supposed to do here?
**[18:30] Jinguuji**
You drank too much!
**[18:32] Jinguuji**
If you won't listen when people try to
stop you, things turn out like this!
**[18:34] Tachibana**
I don't remember anyone trying to stop me!
**[18:36] Jinguuji**
I told you over and over to stop!
**[18:38] Tachibana**
All right. I've gotten scolded and
punished enough. So hurry up and save me.
**[18:42] Jinguuji**
I want nothing more than to do that, but...
**[18:45] Jinguuji**
my body won't move an inch!
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[18:47] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, your head. Your head.
**[18:49] Jinguuji**
Blast! This charmed thing
really is problematic!
**[18:52] Jinguuji**
*The reason I can't move...*
**[18:54] Jinguuji**
* Deep in my psyche, I want to stare at a*
* scantily clad Tachibana from a safe distance...*
**[18:59] Jinguuji**
*Is that it?*
**[19:01] Jinguuji**
* At this rate, Tachibana will*
* be sucked down and disappear.*
**[19:03] Jinguuji**
*It's already starting to eat her hair.*
**[19:06] Jinguuji**
*What do I do?*
**[19:07] Jinguuji**
*How can I remove the charmed effect?*
**[19:08] Jinguuji**
*Think of something!*
**[19:10] Jinguuji**
* Last time, everything worked*
* out because of that slap.*
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[19:13] Jinguuji**
* Which means that if I encounter a severe*
* shock, then this time once again...*
**[19:17] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana!
**[19:18] Jinguuji**
Can you think of anything that
might shock me if I heard it?
**[19:21] Tachibana**
There's nothing in my boring life that
might give you any kind of shock.
**[19:26] Jinguuji**
Anything! Like... things you hate!
**[19:29] Tachibana**
Things I hate, huh?
**[19:31] Jinguuji**
Anything's fine! Hurry up!
**[19:34] Tachibana**
Green bell peppers.
I hate green bell peppers.
**[19:41] Jinguuji**
You're 32 years old and you
still can't eat green bell peppers?
**[19:50] Jinguuji**
This power from a rage I don't quite
understand has made things work out fine.
**[19:54] Jinguuji**
Are you all right, Tachibana?
**[20:00] Jinguuji**
Congratulations on leveling up.
**[20:01] Tachibana**
Shut up!
**[20:03] Tachibana**
It's fine for you! You can deflect beams!
And you're strong! And you're still a guy!
**[20:07] Tachibana**
I've turned into a woman and I got blind drunk
and you could never understand how I feel!
**[20:12] Tachibana**
And I can so eat green bell peppers!
**[20:13] Jinguuji**
You said that last one out of spite.
**[20:16] Tachibana**
Why has it always only
me who ends up like this?
**[20:20] Tachibana**
I wanted to be reborn as a hot guy
and have girls fawn over me!
**[20:24] Tachibana**
And I always got teased about
my name being like a girl's!
**[20:27] Tachibana**
In the end, even my little sister
started calling me Hina-chan!
**[20:30] Tachibana**
Jinguuji Tsukasa's a cute name, too!
**[20:33] Tachibana**
Why's it only me?!
**[20:35] Jinguuji**
I see.
**[20:36] Jinguuji**
So, back then, you gave the heroine
my name out of spite, did you?
**[20:42] Jinguuji**
Don't cry, Tachibana.
**[20:45] Jinguuji**
When you cry, it makes me sad, too.
**[20:49] Jinguuji**
Come on. Let's head back.
**[21:04] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji...
**[21:06] Jinguuji**
Hm?
**[21:08] Tachibana**
Between the body and the spirit...
where do you think gender lies?
**[21:17] Jinguuji**
I think that whichever you
think is right, is right.
**[21:23] Jinguuji**
Tachibana?
**[21:30] Tachibana**
The world today is crap
for real... Total crap.
**[21:33] Jinguuji**
The way you get drunk really shows your age.
**[21:40] Rue**
In a place like this...
**[21:50] Rue**
This meat is pretty good.
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Rue**
Yum.
**[23:36] Rue; background**
A mellow aroma spreads through my mouth.
**[23:36] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji... The Premier
is eating her guardian deity.
**[23:40] Rue; background**
The more I chew, the more the
rich meat juices overflow.
**[23:40] Tachibana**
Do you think we should tell her the truth?
**[23:42] Jinguuji**
No need.
**[23:42] Rue; background**
The wild, animalistic scent that tickles my nose
***SIGN*** Episode 4
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Dark Swordsman
**[23:43] Jinguuji**
They say "not knowing is to be as a Buddha," after all.
**[23:45] Jinguuji**
Though, in this case it's a god and not a Buddha.
**[23:45] Rue; background**
reminds me of the land where I was born and raised.
**[23:48] Rue; background**
Oh, this is yummy. So good.
# E4 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Dark Swordsman
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX4ZX9/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-a-dark-swordsman)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:34] Tachibana**
I just seriously can't get revved up...
**[01:37] Jinguuji**
Get yourself into a better mood, Tachibana.
**[01:39] Tachibana**
I mean, it looks like
I leveled up, right?
**[01:42] Tachibana**
But my numbers haven't changed at all.
**[01:45] Jinguuji**
Look more carefully, Tachibana.
***SIGN*** Strength: 1 Speed: 1 Intelligence: 30 Luck: 83
**[01:46] Jinguuji**
Your luck has increased by three.
**[01:48] Tachibana**
Luck?
**[01:50] Tachibana**
This isn't any different from real life!
**[01:52] Tachibana**
Even in this world,
I can never attain my dreams!
**[01:57] Jinguuji**
Come now. Look up.
It's starting to come into view.
**[02:01] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[02:02] Tachibana**
Whoa! It's a town!
**[02:06] Tachibana**
What're you dawdling for? Let's go, Jinguuji!
**[02:09] Jinguuji**
The fluctuations in your
mood are really extreme.
***SIGN*** Episode 4 .
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
Knockout and a Dark Swordsman .
**[02:20] Tachibana**
It sort of has the feel of a
marketplace in Eastern Europe.
**[02:24] Tachibana**
I really like this kind of thing.
**[02:27] Tachibana**
And yet...
**[02:29] Tachibana**
Why must I be wear this
thing to enter the town?
**[02:34] Jinguuji**
To prevent a pandemic.
**[02:36] Jinguuji**
Just put up with it.
**[02:37] Tachibana**
You're treating me like some
kind of zombie or disease!
**[02:40] Tachibana**
And it's making me stand out.
**[02:42] Tachibana**
I really hate this world.
**[02:45] Jinguuji**
Excuse me. Will you buy this from me?
**[02:50] Tachibana**
I want to return to the modern age.
**[02:52] Tachibana**
I wanna eat ramen.
**[02:55] Jinguuji**
Here.
**[02:55] Tachibana**
Oh, thanks.
**[02:57] Jinguuji**
The guardian deity's pelt
earned us ten silver pieces.
**[03:01] Tachibana**
Well, I guess it wouldn't sell for very much.
**[03:03] Jinguuji**
If it hadn't had a hole in the chest,
it would have been double that.
**[03:06] Jinguuji**
I'll have to think about the
killing method for next time.
**[03:08] Tachibana**
Thanks for the food!
**[03:11] Jinguuji**
You know...
**[03:13] Jinguuji**
Couldn't you just always
wear that thing from now on?
**[03:15] Tachibana**
No way!
**[03:16] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji!
**[03:18] Jinguuji**
What is it?
**[03:19] Tachibana**
Isn't this super cool?
**[03:22] Tachibana**
Let's buy it!
**[03:23] Jinguuji**
And who would use it?
**[03:25] Tachibana**
Wait! It's a weapons shop! Let's go!
**[03:28] Tachibana**
If I'm gonna cut down all the
things, I need a blade, right?
**[03:31] Jinguuji**
A blade?
**[03:32] Jinguuji**
I gave you a birthday present
to encourage you to cook more,
**[03:36] Jinguuji**
and it has lain unused in the
depths of your kitchen...
**[03:40] Jinguuji**
a Damascus steel kitchen knife.
**[03:42] Tachibana**
Uh-oh. This topic was a land mine...
**[03:44] Tachibana**
I'm sorry about the knife!
**[03:46] Tachibana**
But that aside, you need a sword
in a fantasy world, right?
**[03:52] Jinguuji**
You really are stubborn.
**[03:54] Jinguuji**
Well, I did want a knife other
than the kitchen knife.
**[03:57] Tachibana**
Yay!
**[04:00] Tachibana**
Whoa, this is awesome!
**[04:03] Tachibana**
They're real swords!
**[04:05] Jinguuji**
Do you have whetstones and knives?
**[04:06] shopkeeper**
For what purpose?
**[04:07] Tachibana**
Hey, now! It's not fair that all
the shopping's for you, is it?
**[04:11] Jinguuji**
That's true.
**[04:13] Jinguuji**
If there's anything you need, tell me.
**[04:16] Tachibana**
This!
**[04:17] Jinguuji**
If there's anything you need, tell me.
**[04:19] Tachibana**
Huh? Are you glitching?
I just said I want this.
**[04:22] Jinguuji**
I'll be using the knife for hunting,
and I'd like a whetstone to sharpen it.
**[04:27] Tachibana**
Jinguuji.
**[04:30] Tachibana**
Buy this for me?
**[04:32] Tachibana**
Ow!
**[04:34] Tachibana**
What was that for?!
**[04:35] Jinguuji**
It's your fault for getting cocky.
**[04:37] Jinguuji**
What you just did is exactly the
type of action I hate the most.
**[04:42] Tachibana**
I'm sorry.
**[04:44] Jinguuji**
As long as you understand.
**[04:46] Tachibana**
Gloom...
**[04:47] Jinguuji**
*That was close!*
**[04:48] Jinguuji**
*I nearly bought the sword!*
***SIGN*** Unparalleled Beauty
**[04:50] Jinguuji**
*"Unparalleled Beauty."*
**[04:52] Jinguuji**
* Her physical appearance is affecting*
* her inner self as well...*
**[04:55] Jinguuji**
* I must exercise restraint so she*
* doesn't head in a bad direction.*
**[04:59] shopkeeper**
Are you traveling incognito?
**[05:01] Jinguuji**
Incognito?
**[05:02] shopkeeper**
It's obvious she's hiding her face...
**[05:04] shopkeeper**
and that actually makes her stand
out more, so I thought I'd ask.
**[05:07] Jinguuji**
So you think so, too?
**[05:09] shopkeeper**
I just happen to have the
perfect thing on hand.
**[05:11] ---**
I wonder if you'd be interested.
**[05:14] shopkeeper**
It's a hair ornament that has been
enchanted to turn people's eyes away.
**[05:18] Jinguuji**
Really?
**[05:18] shopkeeper**
I'll let you have it for cheap.
**[05:21] Jinguuji**
How much?
**[05:22] shopkeeper**
Three hundred gold coins. What do you think?
**[05:26] Jinguuji**
Thank you for the knife and whetstone.
**[05:27] shopkeeper; background**
Huh? What... What?
**[05:29] shopkeeper**
Hey, wait!
**[05:30] Jinguuji**
To think it would cost nearly all the
gold coins the villagers gave us...
**[05:34] Tachibana**
Say, I was thinking...
**[05:36] Tachibana**
Wouldn't this be the time for
me to use this face of mine?
**[05:39] Tachibana**
To haggle down the price.
**[05:41] Jinguuji**
Well, I'm sure you could, but...
**[05:43] Jinguuji**
When I think that we might drive
the shopkeeper to bankruptcy—
**[05:47] Tachibana**
Hey, mister! Mister!
**[05:49] Tachibana**
Do you think you could make
it just a little cheaper?
**[05:52] shopkeeper**
Then shall I give you my entire shop?
**[05:54] Tachibana**
It worked way too well.
**[05:56] Jinguuji**
I told you!
**[05:57] shopkeeper**
This is the deed to my shop.
**[05:58] Tachibana**
I don't really need it.
**[06:00] shopkeeper**
Is there something else you want?
Weapons? Or perhaps money?
**[06:03] shopkeeper**
What must I give you so
that you will marry me?!
**[06:06] Tachibana**
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
**[06:08] Jinguuji**
Shopkeeper, I'm sorry, but if
you'd forget this conversation...
**[06:20] Jinguuji**
Shopkeeper.
**[06:21] shopkeeper**
What was I doing just now?
**[06:23] Jinguuji**
That hair ornament earlier...
**[06:25] Jinguuji**
Would you still sell it to me?
**[06:26] shopkeeper**
Oh! Thanks for your business!
**[06:28] man A**
Who was that beauty just now?
**[06:31] man B**
It was like seeing a dream...
**[06:33] man D**
I'd gladly worship a goddess like her!
**[06:37] Jinguuji**
*I ended up buying it.*
**[06:39] Jinguuji**
*No, but... it* would *be a problem
if she can't go outside.*
**[06:43] Jinguuji**
*This is sort of a last resort...*
**[06:50] Schwartz**
*A suit?*
**[06:59] Tachibana**
Say, Jinguuji.
**[07:00] Tachibana**
I've just realized something.
**[07:03] Tachibana**
You can make this door appear
and disappear at will, right?
**[07:06] Jinguuji**
Huh? Yes, I can.
**[07:08] Tachibana**
So if I stay inside, and you travel alone...
**[07:11] Tachibana**
then there's no need for
me to walk, is there?
**[07:14] Jinguuji**
Tachibana...
**[07:16] Jinguuji**
I know you're not the kind of person
who'd make me work while you rest.
**[07:20] Tachibana**
So you'd already figured this out, right?!
**[07:22] Tachibana**
If one of us can take it easy,
**[07:24] Tahcibana**
there's no point in both of us
exhausting ourselves, is there?
**[07:28] Jinguuji**
Then, let's suppose that
I do travel by myself.
**[07:32] Jinguuji**
I'd make the door disappear,
and you'd be in there all alone.
**[07:36] Tachibana**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:37] Jinguuji**
If I die while the door is gone,
what will happen to you?
**[07:41] Tachibana**
Th-Then just leave the door out like this.
**[07:44] Jinguuji**
If someone enters, will you be
able to deal with them alone?
**[07:47] Tachibana**
I-If we lock it...
**[07:49] Jinguuji**
There's magic in this world. Do you
really think a lock will matter?
**[07:53] Tachibana**
But... When I go out, I cause
problems for all kinds of people...
**[07:59] Jinguuji**
And thus... this.
**[08:05] Tachibana**
N-No one's looking at me!
**[08:09] Tachibana**
This is awesome!
**[08:10] Jinguuji**
Don't get too excited.
**[08:12] Jinguuji**
It only directs eyes away from you.
**[08:14] Jinguuji**
If you get too worked up,
it may become less effective.
**[08:16] Tachibana**
Thank you, Jinguuji!
**[08:18] Tachibana**
With this, I'm free of the paper bag!
**[08:30] Tachibana**
* But this guy stands out*
* a lot in his own way, too.*
**[08:34] Tachibana**
* He's got refined features, and on*
* top of that, he's wearing a suit.*
**[08:37] Tachibana**
* Wouldn't it be better for*
* him to change his clothes?*
**[08:41] Tachibana**
What? Are you smiling because
you're so incredibly popular?
**[08:45] Jinguuji**
No. I'm sure you've noticed as well,
**[08:47] Jinguuji**
but someone emitting tremendous
bloodlust is following us.
**[08:51] Tachibana**
*I totally didn't notice at all!*
**[08:53] Tachibana**
But why are you smiling? You're scary.
**[08:56] Jinguuji**
The way they conceal their
presence is just so unskilled.
**[08:59] Jinguuji**
Huh? You mean you can't feel
this aura of bloodlust?
**[09:02] Tachibana**
Normal people can't sense that.
**[09:04] Tachibana**
Who do you think you are,
anyway? What are you?
**[09:07] Jinguuji**
Hey! I know you're following us!
**[09:09] Jinguuji**
How about you show yourselves?!
**[09:10] Chuck**
Blast you, showing off your
flirting in the middle of town.
**[09:17] Chuck**
Do you have any idea how tough
we had it after that?
**[09:22] Tachibana**
Who are they?
**[09:23] Jinguuji**
You know. Those bandits from the village.
**[09:25] Chuck**
I knew you wouldn't remember us, but...
**[09:29] Chuck**
I figured if we waited at the nearest town,
we'd run into you eventually.
**[09:34] Chuck**
After the fire was set,
everyone got out all right,
**[09:37] Chuck**
but the flames moved so fast,
we ended up scattered all over!
**[09:41] Chuck**
And my hair ended up frizzy all over!
**[09:43] Tachibana**
You put together some
good rhymes for a bandit.
**[09:48] Chuck**
Let's do this, big bro.
**[09:50] Jason**
Yes.
**[09:51] Jason**
You are as lovely as ever.
**[09:53] Jason**
I feel I may fall in love with you.
**[09:54] Chuck**
Big bro! That's something only a guy
who's already in love would say!
**[09:59] Chuck**
Don't look at her face!
**[10:00] Tachibana**
Is this a comedy skit?
**[10:01] Jinguuji**
So once they're aware of you,
they can be charmed.
**[10:04] Chuck**
Kill the one with the glasses,
and sell the woman to the nobles!
**[10:07] Chuck**
Die for the sake of our happiness!
**[10:10] Jinguuji**
This development gives me a sense of déjà vu.
**[10:20] Schwartz**
Pleased to meet you, suit-wearing person.
**[10:24] Schwartz**
May I assume that you are also a hero?
**[10:28] Tachibana**
A hero?
**[10:31] Jinguuji**
Since you know what a suit is,
**[10:33] ---**
does that mean that you've come
from the same world as us?
**[10:36] Schawrtz**
Perhaps.
**[10:37] Jinguuji**
May I ask your name?
**[10:41] Schwartz**
Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm!
**[10:45] Schwartz**
I will become a hero in this world!
**[10:52] Tachibana**
Sorry. Your name's so long I can't
remember it. Could you say it again?
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[10:58] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[11:06] Schwartz**
Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm!
**[11:10] Schwartz**
I have been summoned
to this world as a hero!
**[11:13] Tachibana**
*Why'd he put on and take off his cloak again?*
**[11:16] Jinguuji**
Are you Japanese?
**[11:17] Schwartz**
Yes.
**[11:18] Jinguuji**
Then, what was your name in Japan?
**[11:20] Schwartz**
I left that behind in that other world.
**[11:23] Schwartz**
I am now Schwartz von
Lichtenstein Lohengramm!
**[11:28] Schwartz**
I have been summoned
to this world as a hero!
**[11:34] Tachibana**
Well, okay then.
**[11:35] Schwartz**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[11:37] Schwartz**
I went to all the trouble
of reaching out to you!
**[11:40] ---**
What's with the cold shoulder?
**[11:42] Jinguuji**
Do you have some other business with us?
**[11:44] Jinguuji**
We don't have any with you.
**[11:46] Schwartz**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[11:47] Tachibana**
Now, now, Jinguuji. Let's at least
listen to what he has to say.
**[11:51] Tachibana**
For some reason, I can't
stand seeing him like that.
**[11:54] Jinguuji**
Well, if you say so...
**[11:58] Jinguuji**
But he introduced himself
with a false name.
**[12:02] Jinguuji**
We should be careful not to divulge
too much information.
**[12:06] Jinguuji**
If it seems too difficult, throw in
fake details from time to time.
**[12:08] Tachibana**
But that wasn't a false name so
much as... I guess it's fine.
**[12:13] Jinguuji**
Schwartz von Lichtenstein
Lohengramm-kun. Is that right?
**[12:17] Schwartz**
Yes. Please call me Schwartz.
**[12:19] Tachibana**
*I'm amazed you remembered it.*
**[12:21] Jinguuji**
I'm Watanabe. She's Audrey.
**[12:25] Tachibana**
Nice to meet you.
**[12:26] Schwartz**
Audrey-san, are you from this world?
**[12:29] Tachibana**
Huh? No, I'm...
**[12:33] Tachibana**
How should I put it...
**[12:40] Schwartz**
Oh, I'm so sorry for staring
at your face like that.
**[12:43] Jinguuji**
Wow! To be able to extricate yourself
from that state on your own...
**[12:46] Jinguuji**
You certainly aren't an average person.
**[12:48] Tachibana**
Is that the standard we should
be using to judge him?
**[12:51] Schwartz**
Um, may I ask...
**[12:53] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
Huh?
**[12:54] Schwartz**
Are the two of you... a couple?
**[13:04] Schwartz**
*What's this?*
**[13:05] Schwartz**
*Did I ask something weird?*
**[13:07] Schwartz**
*Oh, I see...*
**[13:08] Schwartz**
*She's obviously much younger than him.*
**[13:11] ---**
* They seem more like father and*
* daughter than a couple.*
**[13:14] Tachibana**
W-We are. The two of us.
**[13:19] Jinguuji**
What?
**[13:20] Tachibana**
Huh? We are, aren't we?
**[13:21] Tachibana**
We're a couple, right?
**[13:23] Jinguuji**
What's this all of a sudden?
**[13:24] Tachibana**
No! We swore our love that
night! Have you forgotten?
**[13:28] Jinguuji**
I have no recollection of that!
**[13:29] Tachibana**
Don't deny it! You're the one
who said to mix in fake details!
**[13:32] Jinguuji**
Idiot! Who says that out loud?!
**[13:34] Tachibana**
I mean, no matter how you look at it,
pretending like that seems natural!
**[13:37] Jinguuji**
I'd hate that!
**[13:38] Jinguuji**
You are the one person I don't want people
thinking I'm in a relationship with!
**[13:41] Tachibana**
Don't say "hate"! You'll hurt my feelings!
**[13:44] Jinguuji**
Y-You'd feel hurt? Why?
**[13:47] Tachibana**
Huh? Um, well...
**[13:49] Tachibana**
I didn't mean anything
weird when I said it...
**[13:54] Schwartz**
*Th-This... It can't be...*
**[13:57] Schwartz**
* The man is looking after*
* her like a father might,*
**[14:00] Schwartz**
* but the daughter has developed romantic*
* feelings for him?! Is it that trope?!*
**[14:05] Schwartz**
*I've seen it in light novels...*
**[14:07] Schwartz**
* These two must have overcome*
* so many obstacles together.*
**[14:11] Schwartz**
* They've lost their homelands...*
* Their parents have died...*
**[14:13] Schwartz**
* Now, their lives are saved and their*
* frozen hearts have begun to melt.*
**[14:17] Schwartz**
*And then...*
**[14:19] Schwartz**
*Huh? But in that case...*
**[14:21] Schwartz**
* I don't know why Watanabe-san*
* would deny his romantic feelings.*
**[14:26] Schwartz**
*Could it be...*
**[14:27] Schwartz**
* Have you left a fiancée*
* behind in the other world?*
**[14:31] Schwartz**
*It's possible!*
**[14:32] Schwartz**
*An office worker who seems this capable...*
**[14:34] ---**
*There's no way he doesn't have a girlfriend!*
**[14:37] Schwartz**
* I just know that Watanabe-san will disappear*
* without a word once their journey is over!*
**[14:41] Schwartz**
*And when she realizes that...*
**[14:45] Schwartz**
*Audrey-san is the one who will be hurt!*
**[14:50] Schwartz**
* In that case, there is only one course*
* of action I can take for her sake.*
**[14:55] Schwartz**
Father...
**[14:56] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
Huh?
**[14:59] Jinguuji**
No, I'm not—
**[15:00] Schwartz**
No, I understand everything.
And now knowing, allow me to call you...
**[15:04] Schwartz**
Father!
***SIGN*** Father-in-law
**[15:06] Jinguuji**
No, you really don't understand anything.
**[15:08] Schwartz**
I believe that those unrelated by blood can
still have good parent-child relationships.
**[15:14] Jinguuji**
I agree with you on that point,
but why would you mention it now?
**[15:18] Schwartz**
And, Father, I know that this
is what you must be thinking...
**[15:21] Schwartz**
"Can a man who is weaker than
me protect my daughter?"
**[15:25] Jinguuji**
You've been charmed, haven't you?
**[15:28] Schwartz**
I have finally found an opponent
worthy of my drawing this sword.
**[15:33] Schwartz**
I challenge you, Watanabe-san!
**[15:36] Schwartz**
I will surpass you and take
Audrey-san for my own!
**[15:40] Tachibana**
Who's Audrey?
**[15:42] Jinguuji**
You are.
**[15:43] Schwartz**
Cry out, my holy sword, Gram!
**[15:46] Jinguuji**
Gram? Like the magic
sword in Norse mythology?
**[15:49] Jinguuji**
I thought there were stories that it
cursed its wielder to death, but...
**[15:53] Jinguuji**
did he say it was a holy sword?
**[15:54] Tachibana**
Just accept it for what it is.
**[15:56] Tachibana**
That's the holy sword, Gram.
If he says it is, then it is.
**[16:10] Tachibana**
Whoa!
**[16:12] Tachibana**
What is with that sword?! It's insanely sharp!
**[16:15] Jinguuji**
Yes. It's slightly off-putting.
**[16:17] Tachibana**
And if we hadn't dodged, our heads
would have flown off, wouldn't they?
**[16:20] Jinguuji**
It seems our opponent is serious.
**[16:24] Schwartz**
So you can dodge that?
**[16:26] Schwartz**
I'd expect no less from you, Father.
**[16:28] Tachibana**
He's got some nerve saying that when
he came gunning to kill the newbies!
**[16:32] Schwartz**
*That was close!*
**[16:34] Schwartz**
* I've never used it before and that cutting*
* power... I've broken out in a cold sweat!*
**[16:38] Schwartz**
*I almost cut Audrey-san in half!*
**[16:40] Schwartz**
* I never imagined it was*
* something of this caliber.*
**[16:42] Schwartz**
*At this rate, I'll destroy the whole town.*
**[16:45] Schwartz**
* Isn't there any way I can avoid a*
* fight and still convince Father?*
**[16:53] Schwartz**
I can't hold myself back.
**[16:54] Schwartz**
It's been so long since I've felt this excited.
My powers of darkness are spilling over.
**[16:59] Schwartz**
I suppose I should go ahead...
**[17:02] Schwartz**
and get serious.
**[17:03] Schwartz**
* I'll make them think I've got*
* more than this and threaten them!*
**[17:06] Schwartz**
*But this is all I've got! Please buy into it!*
**[17:08] Schwartz**
*I'm begging you! Buy into it!*
**[17:10] Tachibana**
You mean that wasn't you being serious?!
**[17:13] Schwartz**
*There it is!*
**[17:14] Schwartz**
*Thank you, Audrey-san! I love you.*
**[17:16] Schwartz**
That wasn't serious at all.
**[17:18] Jinguuji**
It's all right. Come. Show
me what serious looks like.
**[17:24] Schwartz**
*There's no going back now. I have to do it!*
**[17:27] Schwartz**
Here I come!
**[17:28] Schwartz**
Prepare yourself, Father!
**[17:31] Schwartz**
This is my single serious blow!
Please receive it now!
**[17:34] Lucius**
Oh, don't give me, "please receive it."
**[17:37] Lucius**
All right, I've apprehended the suspect!
**[17:39] Lucius**
And arrest the two stuck in the ground, too.
**[17:42] Schwartz**
Huh? Who're you?
What's this? What is this?
**[17:44] Lucius**
We are the neighborhood watch for
this town in the Mercs territory.
**[17:48] Lucius**
I am arresting you under suspicion
of the destruction of buildings.
**[17:52] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[17:53] Tachibana**
Oh, he's running.
**[18:00] Schwartz**
No!
**[18:01] Schwartz**
This isn't the way I thought being
reincarnated into another world would go!
**[18:05] Lucius**
Thank you for your cooperation.
**[18:06] Jinguuji**
No, I only did what was right.
**[18:11] Jinguuji**
Well, then...
**[18:14] Jinguuji**
Is there something else?
**[18:15] Lucius**
You two are important witnesses.
**[18:17] Lucius**
Can I ask you to voluntarily
accompany me to our command post?
**[18:21] Jinguuji**
We'll go.
**[18:23] Schwartz**
I'm telling you!
**[18:25] Schwartz**
I am a hero who's been summoned
here to save this world!
**[18:29] Lucius**
Now look, do you have any idea
how many we've had this year?
**[18:32] Lucius**
And this is a false name, isn't it?
**[18:34] Schwartz**
I-It's not a false name.
It's my soul name.
**[18:38] Lucius**
And it's that part of you
that's causing these problems.
**[18:40] Lucius**
Heroes and such are nothing
more than rumors anyway.
**[18:44] Jinguuji**
Rumors?
**[18:45] Lucius**
Yes. Rumors about oracles saying things like,
the lord of evil will rise again,
**[18:49] Lucius**
and that goddesses will call forth
heroes to strike down evil.
**[18:54] Tachibana**
"Lord of evil"?
**[18:55] Jinguuji**
Goddesses? There's more like that one?
**[18:58] Schwartz**
But I'm the real thing!
**[19:00] Schwartz**
Please believe me!
**[19:02] Lucius**
Then can you prove that you're a hero?
**[19:05] Schwartz**
Proof? Then...
**[19:08] Schwartz**
How's this?
**[19:09] Lucius**
What is it?
**[19:10] Schwartz**
This is the proof which the
goddess has bestowed upon me!
**[19:14] Schwartz**
Or something like that, apparently.
**[19:19] Lucius**
Indeed, it does seem to the the seal
of the goddess of night, but...
**[19:23] Schwartz**
What do you think of that?
**[19:24] Schwartz**
This should prove that I am a hero
summoned here by a goddess!
**[19:29] Lucius**
Which means that this is...
**[19:30] Lucius**
a crime of perjury!
**[19:33] Lucius**
To add crime upon crime... You poor fool.
**[19:36] Lucius**
Wearing the seal of a goddess
is forbidden under the covenant.
**[19:39] Schwartz**
No, but this is the real thing!
**[19:42] Tachibana**
So the goddesses have seals, huh?
**[19:45] Tachibana**
Do you think I've got one on me, too?
**[19:47] Jinguuji**
From what I can see, it doesn't seem so.
**[19:49] Tachibana**
And when I took a bath, I didn't see
anything that looked like it might be that.
**[19:53] Tachibana**
Then, maybe a place I usually wouldn't see...
**[19:57] Tachibana**
What about on my back?
**[20:00] Tachibana**
Can you see anything?
**[20:02] Tachibana**
Huh? Is it there, or is it not?
**[20:05] Tachibana**
Then, my underarms? Or maybe my butt?
**[20:07] Tachibana**
I don't like this...
**[20:10] Tachibana**
What's wrong?!
**[20:11] Jinguuji**
S-Sorry!
**[20:13] Jinguuji**
I tried to hold back an oncoming nosebleed,
and it came out of my mouth instead.
**[20:16] Tachibana**
Is it even possible to hold back a nosebleed?
**[20:18] Schwartz**
What should I do? What can
I do so that you'll believe me?!
**[20:18] Tachibana**
Tap, tap, tap, tap...
**[20:22] Lucius**
Stop pulling at me!
**[20:23] Hagler**
It's quite lively in here today.
**[20:26] Lucius**
My Lord.
**[20:27] Jinguuji**
Lord?
**[20:28] Lucius**
To what do I owe the honor?
**[20:30] Hagler**
Well, I'd heard there was someone strong enough
to cut down a building with a single strike.
**[20:36] Hagler**
Are you the person in question?
**[20:38] Hagler**
His treatment seems harsh for the
amount of damage he's caused.
**[20:42] Hagler**
Come now, Lucius.
No one was hurt, after all.
**[20:46] Schwartz**
*No one was hurt? What a relief!*
**[20:49] Lucius**
Lack of casualties aside, there is
no defense on the matter of the seal.
**[20:53] Lucius**
Trying to pass himself off as a
priest... In short, it's perjury.
**[20:56] Schwartz**
*What?*
**[20:58] Hagler**
I see...
**[20:59] Hagler**
But, in the case that the
seal is authentic, then...
**[21:03] Hagler**
It means that this man simply
needs to prove that he's a hero.
**[21:07] Lucius**
How would he do that?
**[21:08] Hagler**
Well, let's see... A hero who will save the
world would naturally be very strong.
**[21:13] Hagler**
We'll have him show us his
true abilities as a hero.
**[21:16] Hagler**
What do you think?
**[21:17] Schwartz**
Let's do it.
**[21:19] Hagler**
You replied much too quickly.
**[21:21] Hagler**
It's odd for me to say it myself, but
shouldn't you listen to the details first?
**[21:25] Schwartz**
To think that I'd so quickly find an
opportunity to show my true strength.
**[21:29] Hagler**
So you're the type not
to listen to others, huh?
**[21:32] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, is this...
**[21:33] Jinguuji**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Your First Mission?
***SIGN*** Hey, Tsurusaki.
I'm hungry. Would you go buy
me a yakisoba sandwich?
I'll pay you back later!
***SIGN*** Will you accept this quest?
***SIGN*** Yes
No
**[21:34] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
*A mission-based quest like you get in games all the time!*
**[21:38] Tachibana**
So they really exist.
**[21:39] Jinguuji**
Yes, it seems they really exist.
**[21:42] Hagler**
This place, the Mercs territory, is a distribution hub.
A lot of goods move through here.
**[21:46] Hagler**
Perhaps targeting those goods,
**[21:48] Hagler**
robbers often appear along the nearby roads.
**[21:55] Hagler**
Subjugate the living armor
which collects magic items!
**[22:00] Hagler**
That is our request of you!
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Schwartz**
My name is Schwartz von
Lichtenstein Lohengramm! I...
**[23:36] Jinguuji**
What is he doing?
**[23:37] Tachibana**
He said he's practicing saying
his name in a cool way.
**[23:39] Jinguuji**
Taking the stance of putting in the effort,
no matter what the action. That's admirable.
***SIGN*** Episode 5
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Armor that Moves
**[23:43] Tachibana**
Schwa-kun just grinned.
**[23:44] Schwartz**
My name is Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm! I...
**[23:45] Tachibana**
Do you think he can hear us?
**[23:46] Jinguuji**
He can. There's no question of it.
**[23:48] ---**
# E5 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Armor that Moves
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0ZV0X/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-armor-that-moves)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:32] Jinguuji**
But why are we here, too?
**[01:35] Jinguuji**
We came in voluntarily for questioning.
We didn't break any laws.
**[01:39] Lucius**
The blonde one over there... Audrey, was it?
**[01:44] Lucius**
She launched some kind of psychological
attack on me, didn't she?
**[01:48] Tachibana**
What?
**[01:49] Tachibana**
Th-Th-That's just, um...
**[01:51] Jinguuji**
With her, it's more of a curse that
makes everyone around her do this.
**[01:55] Lucius**
A type of charm then, is it? No wonder.
**[01:58] Lucius**
Psychological attacks don't work on me.
**[02:01] ---**
I've trained to prevent it.
**[02:03] Lucius**
Nevertheless, I feel my awareness
of you is greatly enhanced.
**[02:11] Lucius**
Would you like a candy?
**[02:13] Tachibana**
You're giving me some? Yay!
**[02:15] Jinguuji**
Are you sure it doesn't work?
**[02:17] Lucius**
Though unintentional, I cannot turn a
blind eye to a psychological attack on me.
**[02:22] Lucius**
If you help with this, you will be
declared innocent, the same as that.
***SIGN*** That
**[02:26] Lucius**
Please think of it as some simple assistance.
**[02:29] Lucius**
You're strong, aren't you?
You did defeat this after all.
***SIGN*** This
**[02:33] Schwartz**
You've been calling me "this" and "that."
Couldn't you call me by name?
**[02:37] Tachibana**
Your name is way too long.
**[02:40] Tachibana**
Let's give you a nickname!
**[02:42] Tachibana**
How about Schwa-kun?
**[02:44] Schwartz**
* We've only just met, but we're already*
* close enough to go by nicknames?*
**[02:47] Schwartz**
*Could it be that she feels...*
**[02:49] Lucius**
Setting aside this increeedibly
unimportant matter...
**[02:52] Schwartz**
It's not unimportant!
**[02:54] Lucius**
I will give you another overview
of what we're doing here.
**[02:58] Lucius**
Recently, along the roads to the
town, a suit of living armor
**[03:02] Lucius**
is reported to have been robbing people.
**[03:05] Lucius**
We've deployed a suppression team, but...
**[03:07] Lucius**
they were found stripped of all their belongings.
**[03:11] Schwartz**
Stripped of their belongings?
**[03:13] Lucius**
It was said that every single one
of them was completely naked.
**[03:17] Schwartz**
I suddenly have a very
bad feeling about this.
**[03:19] Lucius**
Still, there have been no fatalities.
**[03:22] Lucius**
I believe there is little danger, but...
***SIGN*** Episode 5 .
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
Knockout and Armor that Moves .
**[03:41] Tachibana**
Schwa-kun!
**[03:44] Jinguuji**
Is that our target?
**[03:45] Lucius**
I believe so.
**[03:48] Vizzd**
Magic... I sense strong magical power.
**[03:52] Vizzd**
Leave it here. Leave it here.
**[03:53] Tachibana**
It's huge.
**[03:54] Schwartz**
Right! Looks like it's my turn to step up!
**[03:58] Jinguuji**
Wait.
**[03:59] Jinguuji**
Are you planning to use that
sword in a place like this?
**[04:03] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[04:09] Jinguuji**
I think the forest will
be completely laid bare.
**[04:12] Tachibana**
And if anyone's here foraging for
edible plants, they'll be cut in two.
**[04:18] Schwartz**
Father, I understand.
**[04:21] Schwartz**
It's too soon to be lured in by the
sword's surging destructive power.
**[04:27] Schwartz**
You're saying that men confidently use their
own natural abilities in a challenge, right?
**[04:30] Jinguuji**
That's not what I'm saying at all.
**[04:32] Sahwartz**
And until now, I have always fought
with this sword still sheathed.
**[04:36] Schwartz**
Let's go, Gram!
**[04:46] Lucius**
*He's fast.*
**[04:47] Lucius**
* Even compared to the knights of our land,*
* his movements are in no way inferior.*
**[04:51] Lucius**
*But...*
**[04:57] Lucius**
Stand back!
**[04:58] Lucius**
It's going to get you!
**[05:11] Schwartz**
Uh... Huh?
**[05:13] Schwartz**
Hey, wait...
**[05:17] Vizzd**
That was pretty good.
**[05:20] Schwartz**
My Gram!
**[05:23] Lucius**
Living armor uses magical power to move.
**[05:26] Lucius**
So it was after the magic in the sword.
**[05:27] Schwartz**
Gram!
**[05:30] Lucius**
*But it speaks human language...*
**[05:31] Lucius**
* Living armor is a magical weapon*
* able to move autonomously.*
**[05:35] Lucius**
* I've never heard of one with a*
* mechanism to have a person inside...*
**[05:39] Lucius**
*What is this thing?*
**[05:45] Lucius**
Oh, no!
**[05:46] Lucius**
Audrey-san! Run!
**[05:48] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[05:48] Lucius**
It's after that tiara!
**[05:50] Tachibana**
What?!
**[05:57] Tachibana**
Thank you, Jinguuji!
**[05:59] Jinguuji**
Of course.
**[06:01] Tachibana**
I don't want to lose the ability
to walk around town, but...
**[06:04] Tachibana**
ditching this is the only—
**[06:08] Jinguuji**
Hey, you, interrogator.
**[06:10] Jinguuji**
Will you tell me your annual income?
**[06:15] Lucius**
My annual income?
**[06:18] Jinguuji**
Yes. It's of great importance.
**[06:21] Lucius**
I don't think there's a need to—
**[06:23] Jinguuji**
Please tell me!
**[06:28] Lucius**
My annual salary is one hundred gold coins.
**[06:32] Lucius**
What of it?
**[06:34] Jinguuji**
You understand now, don't you, Audrey?
**[06:37] Jinguuji**
In short, right now, on your head...
**[06:41] Jinguuji**
you're wearing three years' worth
of a government worker's salary!
**[06:47] Tachibana**
Three years' worth of salary?
**[06:50] narrator**
For a working adult, that phrase
has a very harsh ring to it.
**[06:55] Tachibana**
Do your best and defeat that thing!
**[06:56] Jinguuji**
Will do!
**[06:57] Lucius**
What a backhanded way to raise morale...
**[07:01] Vizzd**
Darting around like that...
**[07:05] Lucius**
You're wide open!
**[07:09] Lucius**
*How was that?*
**[07:11] Lucius**
* I used enough strength to*
* easily pierce through steel.*
**[07:14] Lucius**
* It may be living armor,*
* but it won't be unscathed.*
**[07:21] Tachibana**
Mister!
**[07:25] Vizzd**
This armor is made of magical steel,
forged using ancient methods.
**[07:30] Vizzd**
Magical power directed at it from the
outside is absorbed or deflected,
**[07:34] Vizzd**
and it automatically repairs itself.
**[07:36] Lucius**
That can't be! You're saying
you're an ancient weapon?
**[07:39] Vizzd**
That's right. Be afraid, human children.
**[07:44] Vizzd**
I am Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled,
**[07:46] Vizzd**
and I am one of the top officers
of the Demon Lord's army.
***SIGN*** Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled
**[07:52] Jinguuji**
A top officer of the Demon Lord's army?
**[07:54] Schwartz**
Incomparably Skilled?!
**[07:56] Lucius**
Vizzd...
**[07:59] Tachibana**
How can this be...
**[08:01] Tachibana**
It can't be true.
It couldn't be. That's not...
**[08:07] Vizzd**
Your terror will also make me—
**[08:09] Tachibana**
It can't be!
**[08:11] Tachibana**
Mister, you're a miss?!
**[08:14] Vizzd**
Huh?
**[08:15] Tachibana**
I'm sorry for thinking
you were a guy until now.
**[08:18] Lucius**
It's fine. That is the manner
in which I conduct myself.
**[08:23] Tachibana**
Drape this over you for now.
**[08:26] Lucius**
Thank you.
**[08:28] Lucius**
Everyone, withdraw!
**[08:29] Lucius**
I will act as a decoy.
**[08:31] Tachibana**
But...
**[08:32] Lucius**
It's fine. I believe it is
only amassing magical power,
**[08:36] Lucius**
so at most, I'll end up naked.
**[08:38] Tachibana**
That's not fine at all!
**[08:40] Tachibana**
Hey, can't you do something
about this, Jinguuji?
**[08:43] Tachibana**
At this rate, the interrogator
is gonna end up stark naked!
**[08:46] Schwartz**
Marry... Marry...
**[08:49] Schwartz**
Marry...
**[08:51] Schwartz**
Marry me, please, Audrey-san!
**[08:54] Tachibana**
What are you guys doing?!
**[08:55] Schwartz**
I would save the world for you!
**[08:58] Schwartz**
And children! No, it's too soon
to talk about that, but...
**[09:00] Tachibana**
Is everyone under some kind of
curse to say that kind of stuff?
**[09:02] Schwartz**
I want to build a warm,
loving family with you!
**[09:04] Jinguuji**
Never mind! You wear this!
And sit over there!
**[09:08] Jinguuji**
* I can't withstand this. I feel*
* like my mind is about to break...*
**[09:13] Tachibana**
Honestly.
**[09:15] Tachibana**
Here. Will this do?
**[09:18] Tachibana**
I'm sitting off to the side,
and I'm not showing any skin, right
**[09:21] Tachibana**
The rest is up to you. Do what you can!
**[09:25] Jinguuji**
* She's wearing it, just as*
* I instructed her, but...*
**[09:28] Jinguuji**
*with this Tachibana is, how can I put it...*
**[09:32] Jinguuji**
*I can't seem to calm myself.*
**[09:34] Jinguuji**
*I feel sort of floaty and fluffy...*
**[09:36] Jinguuji**
*What is this feeling?*
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[09:40] Tachibana**
I put on more clothes!
Why are you getting worse?!
**[09:42] Jinguuji**
I don't know! Why is it...
**[09:47] Schwartz**
Watanabe-san...
**[09:49] Schwartz**
I know why.
**[09:51] Tachibana**
Schwa-kun?
**[09:52] Vizzd**
To think you'd ignore me...
**[09:55] Tachibana**
Sorry, Armor-kun! Just wait a sec!
**[09:57] Schwartz**
The profound feeling you're
experiencing right now...
**[10:01] Schwartz**
is known by the name "boyfriend shirt"!
**[10:05] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
*Did he say "boyfriend shirt"?!*
**[10:07] narrator**
The boyfriend shirt.
***SIGN*** Home
***SIGN*** June, Week 2
***SIGN*** Akari
***SIGN*** I was surprised it started raining so suddenly... And my clothes are soaked...
**[10:09] narrator**
When a girlfriend goes to stay
at her boyfriend's house...
**[10:12] narrator**
in the case that no other
sleepwear is available,
***SIGN*** Hinata
***SIGN*** You can stay here until the rain stops. I'll put your clothes in the dryer. Wear these in the meantime.
**[10:15] ---**
it may be possible to see
her in this very rare state.
***SIGN*** Akari
***SIGN*** Thank you, senpai. I suppose I'll take you up on your offer...
**[10:18] narrator**
Since the clothes are oversized, it looks
like she isn't wearing any bottoms.
**[10:22] narrator**
It's mind-blowing.
**[10:23] narrator**
And the thought that she's enveloped in your
own scent is also the awesomest of awesome.
***SIGN*** Akari
***SIGN*** Senpai, your clothes are so big...
For some reason, they're making my heart race...
**[10:29] narrator**
It is said to be one of the top three
romantic imaginings of the virgin male.
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[10:34] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, your tastes run
unexpectedly pure, don't they?
**[10:38] Schwartz**
That's the kind of thing
high schoolers squeal over.
**[10:41] Jinguuji**
Don't go making up lies about
other people's preferences!
**[10:43] Schwartz**
But it looks like you've
already committed to it.
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[10:47] Jinguuji**
This thing really is a nuisance!
**[10:49] Vizzd**
You make a mockery of me.
**[10:51] Vizzd**
If you wish me to hunt you down,
**[10:54] Vizzd**
then I shall do exactly that!
**[10:59] Jinguuji**
A boyfriend shirt...
**[11:01] Jinguuji**
is something I...
**[11:04] Jinguuji**
have zero interest in!
**[11:08] Lucius; Schwartz**
Wha...?
**[11:11] Jinguuji**
The fact that anyone thinks I am a man who
would be swayed by such a thing is abominable!
**[11:16] Jinguuji**
Rectify this, Tachibana!
**[11:17] Tachibana**
Um, Jinguuji, behind you! Behind you!
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[11:20] Jinguuji**
Don't change the subject!
**[11:22] Jinguuji**
It's being said that I am a man of childish
tastes! It's putting me in a bad mood!
**[11:26] Tachibana**
Seriously though, are you okay?
**[11:30] Jinguuji**
And besides, compared to your interest
in bunny girls and maids,
**[11:34] Jinguuji**
I think my tastes are a little more normal!
**[11:37] Tachibana**
Really...
**[11:39] Tachibana**
So you'd mock another's preferences...
**[11:42] Vizzd**
Stop darting around!
**[11:45] Tachibana**
If you're gonna talk like that, Jinguuji,
then try imagining based on my appearance.
**[11:50] Jinguuji**
Imagining what?
**[11:51] Tachibana**
That's obvious, isn't it? A bunny girl.
**[11:55] Jinguuji**
A bunny girl?
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[12:03] Vizzd**
You're mine!
**[12:05] Jinguuji**
That won't work on me!
So what about bunny girls?!
**[12:07] Jinguuji**
You think something so simple
will make my heart dance?!
**[12:10] Tachibana**
Simple?!
**[12:12] Tachibana**
Then how about a maid uniform?
**[12:14] Jinguuji**
A maid uniform...
**[12:16] Tachibana**
I bet you'd like the type with
long skirts. One of those!
**[12:19] Vizzd**
If a direct hit and a blow from
my axe are ineffective, then...
**[12:24] Vizzd**
Absorb magical power and
focus it into my boosters!
**[12:28] Vizzd**
Reinforce joints and
increase physical strength!
**[12:33] Vizzd**
Full Spec Mode.
**[12:41] Vizzd**
I will blow away everything in the vicinity!
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[12:44] Jinguuji**
A long-skirted maid uniform...
**[12:46] Tachibana**
Welcome home, master!
**[12:46] Jinguuji**
A long-skirted maid uniform...
***SIGN*** Welcome home
***SIGN*** Master ♥
**[12:50] Jinguuji**
That...
**[12:51] Jinguuji**
doesn't affect me!
**[13:04] Vizzd**
Oh, this is bad!
**[13:13] Jinguuji**
Wha... Wha...
**[13:16] Jinguuji**
What's so good about
"Welcome home, master"?!
**[13:19] Jinguuji**
How dare anyone so easily call someone
they've only just met "master"?!
**[13:23] Tachibana**
Shut up! You're always looking
down on me like that!
**[13:25] Tachibana**
That's a really bad habit!
**[13:27] Jinguuji**
Bad habit or not, it's the truth!
**[13:29] Tachibana**
What? No, it's not!
**[13:30] Jinguuji**
It's your fault for doing
things I look down on!
**[13:32] Tachibana**
Just shut up!
**[13:33] Jinguuji**
What did you say?!
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[13:41] Jinguuji**
A girl?
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
**[13:44] Jinguuji**
Moe Moe Qun!
**[13:51] Hagler**
I thought the Demon Lord was
just a children's story.
**[13:55] Vizzd**
Let me go!
**[13:55] Hagler**
When you suddenly say you've brought in
one of the Demon Lord's top officers...
**[13:57] Vizzd**
Hey! Release me!
**[13:59] Lucius**
I also find these unexpected events
difficult to believe, but...
**[14:03] Vizzd**
Don't get full of yourselves,
you pathetic humans!
**[14:05] Vizzd**
You're gonna get beat to a pulp by
my comrades when they rescue me,
**[14:09] Vizzd**
and that will be the end of you!
**[14:11] Tachibana**
You talk all high and mighty, but
you're counting on getting rescued.
**[14:15] Lucius**
Do you have comrades?
Give me specific numbers on how many—
**[14:20] Tachibana**
Whoa...
**[14:24] Lucius**
You seem quite lively,
Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled.
**[14:30] Vizzd**
That tingled a bit. Tingly...
**[14:33] Lucius**
The grudge I bear for you
ripping my clothes...
**[14:35] ---**
I haven't forgotten it, understand?
**[14:37] Tachibana**
This person's pretty scary.
**[14:39] Jinguuji**
Well, she is an interrogator.
**[14:41] Vizzd**
Blast it... If I weren't in this form,
the likes of you would be nothing.
**[14:48] Tachibana**
She's crying.
**[14:49] Lucius**
It's a pathetic sight.
**[14:51] Jinguuji**
Hey, you! Where is this
Demon Lord or whatever?
**[14:54] Jinguuji**
If you're a top officer, you
must at least know a location.
**[14:57] Vizzd**
Where? The Demon Lord is...
**[15:01] Vizzd**
I see. So you lot haven't realized yet, huh?
**[15:05] Vizzd**
Well... How convenient for me.
**[15:08] Vizzd**
I'll have to gather more magic
before the hero appears.
**[15:13] Schwartz**
If you believe that a hero has
not yet appeared in this world,
**[15:17] Schwartz**
then you are mistaken, Vizzd.
**[15:19] Vizzd**
What?
**[15:21] Schwartz**
Because I...
**[15:24] Schwartz**
Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm
am the hero who has been summoned here!
**[15:30] Vizzd**
What? There's no way a man as
boring as you could be the hero.
**[15:34] Schwartz**
Why won't anyone believe me?!
**[15:37] Lucius**
To knowingly give the opposition information,
even if it's a lie, is the lowest of the low.
**[15:42] Schwartz**
Even allies treat me this way!
**[15:44] Lucius**
There's too much of a racket!
Everyone please get out!
**[15:45] Schwartz**
Why?
**[15:47] Lucius**
You're interfering with my work!
**[15:50] Vizzd**
Huh? Wait, don't...
**[15:55] Tachibana**
What's going on in there?
**[16:05] Vizzd**
Blast it. Putting me through
all that torment...
**[16:09] Vizzd**
The core of my body is
still buzzing and tingling.
**[16:14] Vizzd**
Not one blow...
**[16:17] Vizzd**
I couldn't land even one blow.
**[16:19] Vizzd**
I have to hurry up and gather
magical power, but...
**[16:23] Vizzd**
I'm stuck here in this mess.
**[16:26] Kalm**
Honestly. Exactly what I was going to say!
**[16:29] Kalm**
This is pathetic, Vizzd-chan the Weakest.
**[16:34] Vizzd**
Kalm.
**[16:39] Kalm**
I doubt that the Demon Lord
will sigh and overlook this blunder.
**[16:43] Vizzd**
What? No! I'm sure I'll be
praised for trying so hard!
**[16:48] Vizzd**
And I've gotten my hands on some information.
**[16:51] Vizzd**
The hero has already come to our world.
**[16:54] Kalm**
Oh, I heard that from the shadows,
but I'm sure he's a fake.
**[16:59] Kalm**
He seems like a background character.
**[17:00] Vizzd**
You little... If you were there,
you should have rescued me sooner!
**[17:06] Vizzd**
That blasted Four-Eyes...
**[17:07] Vizzd**
Once my magic has recovered,
I will exact revenge for my armor...
**[17:14] Kalm**
Really? So the one with
the glasses who did this...
**[17:20] Vizzd**
This time, I sort of self-destructed!
**[17:23] Vizzd**
The next time we do battle,
I'm a thousand percent going to win!
**[17:27] Kalm**
Yes, yes. Don't have a tantrum
right by my ear.
**[17:29] Vizzd**
I'm not having a tantrum!
**[17:35] Schwartz**
Good morning, Audrey-san!
**[17:38] Schwartz**
Could it be that you're still
wearing your nightclothes?
**[17:40] Schwartz**
Well, I can't conceal the fact that it
was one of my goals to see that, but...
**[17:44] Schwartz**
as you are still here in your room,
I wondered if we might breakfast together!
**[17:51] Schwartz**
And since... I had that thought... I...
**[17:54] Jinguuji**
Good morning.
**[17:56] Schwartz**
Oh. Father. Good morning.
**[18:04] Schwartz**
A door... in a place like this?
**[18:09] Tachibana**
Yes?
**[18:10] Schwartz**
It's Schwartz.
**[18:13] Tachibana**
I've got my hands full
right now, but come in!
**[18:19] Schwartz**
A house?!
**[18:21] Jinguuji**
This is the ability I received
from that crappy goddess.
**[18:24] Schwartz**
This?!
**[18:26] Schwartz**
So that means... this is
your house, Watanabe-san?
**[18:29] Schwartz**
I thought it would be more...
**[18:31] Schwartz**
that you would live sort
of steeped in darkness.
**[18:34] Schwartz**
To be honest, it's really boring.
**[18:36] Tachibana**
Well, sorry it's so disappointing.
**[18:39] Schwartz**
This is your house, Audrey-san?
**[18:41] Tachibana**
Yup. This is my place.
**[18:43] Schwartz**
There are a lot of things that make
it look like a man lives here.
**[18:48] Tachibana**
Schwa-kun.
**[18:49] Tachibana**
I must tell you an incredibly painful truth.
**[18:54] Schwartz**
What?
**[18:59] Jinguuji**
Good morning.
**[19:01] Hagler**
Oh, did you sleep well last night?
**[19:04] Jinguuji**
Yes. Thank you for everything.
**[19:07] Schwartz**
First love... It was my
first love, and yet...
**[19:12] Schwartz**
Tachibana Hinata.
**[19:14] Schwartz**
Thirty-two years old. Office worker. Male.
**[19:18] Tachibana**
* To think I've stolen a*
* young man's first love...*
**[19:21] Tachibana**
*I'm such a wicked woman.*
**[19:25] Tachibana**
How old are you anyway, Schwa-kun?
**[19:27] Tachibana**
Is it written in your stats?
**[19:29] Schwartz**
I'm a senior in high school.
What do you mean by "stats"?
**[19:34] Jinguuji**
So she got away.
**[19:35] Lucius**
I am ashamed.
**[19:37] ---**
Though, with this method of escape,
we can only throw up our hands.
**[19:41] Jinguuji**
And we've learned no more
about the Demon Lord.
**[19:43] Lucius**
If she were capable of something like this,
she would have done it during questioning.
**[19:47] Lucius**
I suppose we should assume
that an ally came to help her.
**[19:50] Jinguuji**
* If we came to a large town, I thought*
* that we'd be able to gather information,*
**[19:54] Jinguuji**
* but the only thing we seem to have*
* learned is that no one knows anything.*
**[19:59] Jinguuji**
* And it seems that the Demon Lord*
* is known only in folktales.*
**[20:03] Jinguuji**
* Would it be best to travel to an*
* even larger town to investigate?*
**[20:07] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana!
**[20:08] Schwartz**
I had no idea there was
such a useful function!
***SIGN*** Tachibana Hero Gender: Female Level: 2
***SIGN*** Strength Power: 1 Speed: 1 Intelligence: 30 Luck: 83
**[20:11] Tachibana**
The strength levels of the opponents you
fight are listed. It's really handy!
**[20:14] Schwartz**
Tachibana-san, you're
basically cannon fodder...
**[20:17] Tachibana**
That's right! My only merit is how cute I am!
**[20:21] Tachibana**
Protect me, okay?
**[20:22] Schwartz**
That's... kind of rough...
**[20:22] Jinguuji**
* Just as good at making*
* friends as ever, I see.*
**[20:23] Tachibana**
Take this! Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!
**[20:26] Jinguuji**
* This guy never puts up*
* any psychological walls.*
**[20:29] Jinguuji**
*I could never live that way.*
**[20:33] Jinguuji**
*Always surrounded by people...*
**[20:36] Jinguuji**
*and so...*
**[20:47] (Flashback) friend 1**
Jinguuji. You're too fast.
We can't catch you!
**[20:51] (Flashback) friend 2**
Let's just leave him!
**[20:55] Jinguuji**
* I've remembered all the way*
* back to something unpleasant.*
**[20:58] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji!
**[20:59] Tachibana**
Schwa-kun says we can look at his stats.
***SIGN*** Hero Gender: Male Level: 22
**[21:04] Jinguuji**
Why are you hiding your name?
**[21:06] Schwartz**
Well... It's physically unbearable for me.
**[21:09] Tachibana**
What do you mean "physically unbearable"?
**[21:11] Schwartz**
My name is Schwartz von Lichtenstein
Lohengramm. Understand?
**[21:17] Tachibana**
I mean, I don't care that much,
so whatever's fine...
***SIGN*** Hero Gender: Male Level: 22
**[21:22] Tachibana**
But, Schwa-kun, your level
is super normal, too.
**[21:25] Schwartz**
It's that Jinguuji-san's level is way too high...
**[21:28] Tachibana**
Don't feel down! What's
important are your skills!
**[21:31] Tachibana**
Just look at this abundant skills list!
***SIGN*** Hero Gender: Male Level: 22
***SIGN*** Strength Power: 20 Speed: 32 Intelligence: 28 Luck: 5
**[21:35] Tachibana**
Seriously, you have a ton of them.
***SIGN*** Skills
Passive
Blessing of the Goddess of Night MAX
When the Demon of Desire Reigns Lvl 3
Liar's Mask EX
Will of Steel Lvl 1
Survival Lvl 1
***SIGN*** Active
Resonance with the Dark Night
Blood Pain
Journey to the Distant Sky
Ping-Pong Lvl 1
**[21:36] Tachibana**
And you must've been on
the ping-pong team, right?
**[21:38] Schwartz**
Huh? That kind of info's on there, too?
**[21:41] Tachibana**
Can you have a skill you don't know about?
**[21:43] Schwartz**
I don't know about most of these.
**[21:46] Schwartz**
All I know is that whoever made up
these names had good taste.
**[21:49] Jinguuji**
We should test them somewhere
without people around later.
**[21:51] Tachibana**
Yeah, we should.
**[21:53] Tachibana**
What do you think, Schwa-kun...
**[22:00] Tachibana**
What skill did you use?!
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Lucius**
Now, you will tell me everything, with no
exceptions, Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled.
**[23:39] Vizzd**
Do not think that you can
make me yield through pain.
**[23:42] Vizzd**
Huh? What? What is that fluffy thing?
***SIGN*** Episode 6
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Free Spirit
**[23:45] Vizzd**
Wait! Wait!
**[23:46] Lucius**
I like your voice when you cry out like that.
**[23:48] Vizzd**
It's no good!
# E6 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Free Spirit
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX3PX2/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-a-free-spirit)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:36] Tachibana**
I-It's huge!
**[01:39] Schwartz**
Huh? Is that my goddess?!
**[01:41] Tachibana**
Goddess? Does that mean you used
a skill to summon a goddess?
**[01:48] goddess of night**
Fear me, humans.
**[01:50] goddess of night**
I am one of the twelve goddesses,
the goddess of night!
***SIGN*** Episode 6.
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
Knockout and a Free Spirit .
**[02:03] Schwartz**
Could it be... Were you sleeping?
**[02:06] goddess of night**
When the lands beyond the veil awaken,
this world shall be filled with my darkness.
**[02:19] Schwartz**
I think she's saying,
"I'm sleepy. It isn't my time yet."
***SIGN*** Right...
**[02:24] Tachibana**
So she's the type that
needs a translator, huh?
**[02:27] goddess of night**
Raven-dark servant of mine,
**[02:29] goddess of night**
for what reason have you manifested me?
**[02:32] Schwartz**
Well...
**[02:34] Schwartz**
It might be called a miracle, or destiny...
**[02:36] Schwartz**
or, to put it bluntly, you might
say I accidentally called you.
**[02:40] Schwartz**
So I don't really have a reason.
**[02:43] goddess of night**
To invite me unknowingly...
**[02:46] goddess of night**
Such daring is truly fitting
for a servant of mine.
**[02:50] Tachibana**
I see. This goddess has the
same sort of vibe as Schwa-kun.
**[02:55] Jinguuji**
They seem to have an even better
relationship than we do.
***SIGN*** Must be nice.
**[02:58] Lucius**
Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm.
**[03:05] Schwartz**
What's all this?
**[03:06] Lucius**
I apologize for the rudeness
we have shown you.
**[03:09] Lucius**
I never imagined you were the real thing!
**[03:11] Schwartz**
But I've been saying that this whole time!
**[03:14] goddess of night**
You proposed that my
darkness-clad hero was false?
**[03:22] goddess of night**
Stare...
**[03:27] Tachibana**
She got smaller!
**[03:30] goddess of night**
I see.
**[03:31] Schwartz**
What?!
**[03:33] Schwartz**
No! I don't want to fall
under the charm of an old guy!
**[03:36] Jinguuji**
Blast it! I was taken completely unawares!
**[03:38] Tachibana**
What is this? I haven't done anything
wrong, so what is this feeling?
**[03:44] goddess of night**
As I thought. Are you the
hero of the goddess of love?
**[03:47] Tachibana**
Oh, uh, yes. I did hear that I was.
**[03:51] Hagler**
What? You're a hero, too?!
**[03:54] goddess of night**
My hero overflows with more
spirit and vigor than you.
**[03:58] goddess of night**
I've won this.
**[03:59] Tachibana**
I'm fine with losing, but could
you give me back my clothes?
**[04:03] goddess of night**
But to summon two heroes at once...
The goddess of love has played a cunning hand.
**[04:08] Schwartz**
Now that you mention it, you're right.
**[04:10] Schwartz**
Why did Tachibana-san
come with another person?
**[04:13] goddess of night**
Well, my hero,
**[04:15] goddess of night**
when first you had audience with
me, I asked you, did I not?
**[04:19] goddess of night**
"What is it that you believe
to be the strongest of all?"
**[04:22] Tachibana**
The strongest of all?
**[04:24] Schwartz**
That would be raven-dark blackness!
**[04:26] Schwartz**
Colored pitch-black,
slicing through everything...
**[04:29] Schwartz**
A blade of darkness!
**[04:31] goddess of night**
That answer scores a perfect 100!
**[04:34] goddess of night**
And that perfect answer gave
birth to... the holy sword, Gram!
**[04:39] goddess of night**
It is well made, as though it
were the very embodiment of me.
**[04:42] Jinguuji**
I see.
**[04:43] Jinguuji**
So this level of excitement is
what created that weapon.
**[04:45] Tachibana**
No wonder it turned out like that.
**[04:48] goddess of night**
How does it feel wielding my holy sword?
**[04:52] Schwartz**
Uh... It... It's undergoing
maintenance right now, so...
**[04:56] goddess of night**
I see.
**[04:57] goddess of night**
Well, it seems you're taking good care of it.
That's the most important thing.
***SIGN*** Conscience
**[05:01] Tachibana**
If lying still causes you pain,
then you're not too far gone, Schwa-kun.
**[05:06] goddess of night**
In this way, the heroes we summon
are bestowed with our blessing,
**[05:10] ---**
as well as the abilities
and weapons they wish for.
**[05:13] goddess of night**
That is the procedure we have established.
**[05:16] Tachibana**
Which means that...
**[05:18] Tachibana**
If we see our goddess again, I can
receive a super powerful weapon, too?!
**[05:23] Tachibana**
Oh, what should I get?
**[05:25] Tachibana**
The strongest of all, huh?
**[05:27] Tachibana**
My mischievous inner child
is beginning to stir...
**[05:29] Jinguuji**
No, you've got it wrong, Tachibana.
**[05:31] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[05:32] Jinguuji**
Going back to the reason why
two of us were summoned together,
**[05:36] Jinguuji**
I believe the answer is because...
**[05:38] Jinguuji**
I am considered to be
your weapon, Tachibana.
**[05:40] Tachibana**
What?!
**[05:41] goddess of night**
Indeed. You grasp things
quickly, human child.
**[05:45] Tachibana**
No, hold on...
**[05:47] Tachibana**
Wait, wait... This isn't right.
**[05:49] Jinguuji**
What isn't right?
**[05:50] Tachibana**
I mean, this is ridiculous, isn't it?
**[05:52] Tachibana**
If that's true, then I think
*you're* "the strongest of all."
**[05:57] Jinguuji**
Tachibana...
**[05:59] Jinguuji**
I didn't know you thought of me that way.
**[06:01] Tachibana**
Stop smiling!
**[06:04] Tachibana**
That'd never happen! I've never
thought anything so embarrassing!
**[06:08] Tachibana**
When I got summoned, you probably
just got caught up in it or something!
**[06:12] Jinguuji**
It's too late to take it back.
**[06:14] Tachibana**
I-It's only in times like this
that you bother to counterattack...
**[06:17] Jinguuji**
Don't be embarrassed.
**[06:19] Tachibana**
You're the one who's embarrassed!
**[06:20] Schwartz**
Those two really get along well.
**[06:23] Hagler**
Audrey-san.
**[06:24] Hagler**
No... honored hero.
**[06:27] Hagler**
Will you marry me?
**[06:30] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[06:31] Lucius**
My lord?
**[06:36] Hagler**
There are two heroes gathered here.
**[06:39] Hagler**
If this is when the myths begin once more,
**[06:41] Hagler**
then I shall become your pipeline
to the nobility, the royals,
**[06:43] Hagler**
a bridge to the world of politics!
**[06:46] Jinguuji**
I see.
**[06:47] Jinguuji**
I wondered why His Lordship
hadn't gotten charmed, but...
**[06:51] Jinguuji**
With the villagers, it was religious belief.
**[06:54] Jinguuji**
Next was the jealousy of the elf.
**[06:57] Jinguuji**
Then a desire to protect in the interrogator.
**[07:00] Jinguuji**
With His Lordship, it's a clear
desire for success in life.
**[07:04] Jinguuji**
It's likely that your beauty stirs
different desires in different people.
**[07:09] Jinguuji**
In his case, your beauty coupled with your
standing as hero finally broke him.
**[07:13] Tachibana**
I see.
**[07:15] Tachibana**
But are you okay with that, Jinguuji?
**[07:17] Tachibana**
If that's true, then you're charmed
to my most popular aspect.
**[07:23] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji. What d'ya say, huh? Hey...
**[07:29] Hagler**
Am I not good enough for you?
**[07:31] Hagler**
With your beauty and my knowledge,
we could control the entire economy!
**[07:36] Hagler**
You don't have to love me, but let's save
the worlds of business and politics together!
**[07:41] Jinguuji**
Stop there, my lord.
**[07:44] Tachibana**
J-Jinguuji?
**[07:46] Jinguuji**
Her existence will only
bring about destruction!
**[07:49] Tachibana**
Whaaa?
**[07:49] Jinguuji; echo**
...bring about destruction!
...bring about destruction!
**[07:53] Hagler**
You would interfere? But you
two are not a couple, are you?
**[07:58] Jinguuji**
I-I'm not giving this warning
from that sort of perspective...
**[08:02] Lucius**
My lord?
**[08:04] Hagler**
What?
**[08:05] Lucius**
If I may, my lord?
**[08:08] Lucius**
This is, after all...
**[08:10] Lucius**
simply medical treatment.
**[08:14] Jinguuji**
So this is, indeed, the most efficient way
to remedy contamination of the psyche.
**[08:19] goddess of night**
Are we done? I'm going to go back home.
**[08:21] Schwartz**
Oh! Yes, thank you for everything!
**[08:25] Hagler**
And so!
**[08:27] Hagler**
This land, where the goddess
descended, has become holy land!
**[08:30] Hagler**
We shall embrace the night,
**[08:31] Hagler**
and prosper as a town where
travelers can rest safely!
**[08:36] townspeople**
Hooray!
**[08:38] Tachibana**
I guess in the end, it was kind of
good that you called down the goddess.
**[08:41] Schwartz**
In the beginning, I did wonder
how things would turn out.
**[08:45] Hagler**
Heroes!
**[08:46] Hagler**
I would like to ask for your help
in developing our town.
**[08:50] Hagler**
We can provide land, a place to live, funds,
among other things. What do you think?
**[08:55] Schwartz**
D-Does that mean...
**[08:57] Schwartz**
I wouldn't have to worry about
food or a place to sleep anymore?
**[09:00] Schwartz**
Yes! Yes, by all means!
**[09:02] Jinguuji**
Hm, so basically he'd be our patron.
**[09:06] Hagler**
Audrey-san, if you would
stay as a public symbol,
**[09:10] Hagler**
I promise you three meals and a nap per day.
**[09:13] Tachibana**
You've gone and offered me exactly
the right kind of reward.
**[09:17] Tachibana**
To be honest, that really calls
to a working adult's tired heart.
**[09:21] Tachibana**
What do you think, Jinguuji?
**[09:25] Jinguuji**
Honestly...
**[09:26] Jinguuji**
I'm against it.
**[09:28] Tachibana**
Huh? Why?
**[09:29] Tachibana**
Even if we don't do anything,
we'd get three meals and a nap!
**[09:33] Tachibana**
That's what every working
adult dreams of, right?
**[09:35] Jinguuji**
I haven't dreamed of that.
**[09:38] Jinguuji**
And His Lordship didn't say
we wouldn't have to work.
**[09:41] Tachibana**
But he said I just had to stay here.
**[09:43] Jinguuji**
That's true. All you'd need to do is stay...
**[09:46] Jinguuji**
having meals with important people,
entertaining them...
**[09:48] Jinguuji**
In the end, you'd be a honey trap.
**[09:50] Jinguuji**
If you worked at night, afternoon naps would
be allowable. That's how I'd handle it.
**[09:55] Jinguuji**
Right now, you're not suited
to staying in one place.
**[09:59] Jinguuji**
Once people learn of your presence,
there will be no end
**[10:02] Jinguuji**
to those coming to use
or even eliminate you.
**[10:05] Tachibana**
But...
**[10:07] Tachibana**
If it means I can get back to
who I was even a second sooner,
**[10:10] Tachibana**
then I think I should use
whatever there is to be used!
**[10:13] Tachibana**
And if there's danger that's dangerous,
then you, you, you should protect me!
**[10:17] Jinguuji**
What if you're poisoned?
**[10:19] Tachibana**
If we need a food taster,
we have Schwa-kun!
**[10:20] Schwartz**
You're just want other people
to handle everything!
**[10:22] Tachibana**
I don't want to hike any more mountain paths!
**[10:26] Schwartz**
But your reasons are pretty sincere!
**[10:30] Jinguuji**
She's completely immersed in the
convenience of the modern era.
**[10:33] Jinguuji**
Tachibana, I'm not opposed to strengthening
our pipeline to influential people.
**[10:39] Jinguuji**
We're certain to obtain some amount of
information and knowledge if we stay here.
**[10:43] Jinguuji**
However, if we do stay...
**[10:46] Jinguuji**
Will we be able to say
that we're traveling freely?
**[10:49] (Flashback) Tachibana**
What's wrong with treating
it like a vacation?
**[10:51] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Work's been so busy, I haven't gone anywhere.
**[10:54] (Flashback) Tachibana**
This is a different world, right?
**[10:56] (Flashback) Tachibana**
That means no one we know is
here and no one's watching!
**[10:59] Jinguuji**
It isn't logical.
**[11:01] Jinguuji**
And I am aware that there is
a strange bias to my thoughts.
**[11:04] Jinguuji**
It's probably how much I've enjoyed
this sense of being on vacation.
**[11:10] Jinguuji**
And that's why I don't
want to accept this offer.
**[11:13] Tachibana**
Jinguuji...
**[11:16] Jinguuji**
What do you think, Tachibana?
**[11:19] Tachibana**
If you say stuff like that...
**[11:22] Tachibana**
I can't say anything back, can I?
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[11:26] Tachibana**
Okay! Thanks for everything!
**[11:29] Lucius**
We'll pray for your safe travels!
**[11:31] Schwartz**
Be careful!
**[11:32] Schwartz**
Goodbye! Take care!
**[11:33] Jinguuji**
We've finally obtained a map of this world.
**[11:38] Tachibana**
It'll take two weeks to get
to the royal capital, right?
**[11:41] Tachibana**
I don't wanna walk.
**[11:43] Jinguuji**
If we'd done as the lord had said, he might
have let us use official transportation.
**[11:49] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji.
**[11:50] Tachibana**
When we turned it down, that
"emotional bias" you were talking about...
**[11:55] Tachibana**
It's called "willfulness."
**[11:58] Jinguuji**
I am not such a childish person as that.
**[12:01] Tachibana**
Nope. You're actually more
childish than anyone!
**[12:06] Jinguuji**
I can't let that comment slide.
**[12:11] Jinguuji**
Hey, wait! Explain what you meant by that!
**[12:15] Tachibana**
Okay! Let's go to the royal capital!
**[12:28] Tachibana**
Did you see something just now?
**[12:31] Jinguuji**
Can we pretend that we didn't see anything?
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** Crocodog
***SIGN*** Friendly with people Carnivorous Doesn't run very fast When it reaches the end of it's lifespan, it's processed for meat Delicious
**[12:34] children**
Crocodog!
**[12:37] Crocodog**
Woof.
**[12:39] Tachibana**
*I had a dream about when I was little.*
**[12:42] Tachibana**
* My vision was blurred with tears,*
* so it might not have been a good dream.*
**[12:51] Tachibana**
* As I looked up at the sky, the light that*
* lanced down through the shade of the trees*
**[12:54] Tachibana**
* I remember the piercing sound*
* of the clamoring cicadas so clearly...*
**[12:58] Tachibana**
*And this guy...*
**[13:00] Tachibana**
*When was it that we started being friends?*
**[13:04] Jinguuji**
Are you ready, Tachibana?
***SIGN*** Kawa City Yuikawa Elementary School Student Compositions
**[13:09] Jinguuji**
Our elementary school composition book?
**[13:12] Jinguuji**
That brings back a lot of memories...
**[13:14] Tachibana**
I just had a dream about elementary
school and it made me think of it...
**[13:19] Tachibana**
Take a look at this.
***SIGN*** Predictions for the future
***SIGN*** No. 1 What are your dreams for the future? Cellophane Tape No. 2 What will you be doing when you're 18? Studying Abroad
**[13:20] Tachibana**
My dream for the future was cellophane tape.
**[13:24] Jinguuji**
Yes. I remember that.
**[13:26] Jinguuji**
It was so incomprehensible,
I remember being scared.
**[13:30] Jinguuji**
But if you were going to become a woman,
**[13:32] Jinguuji**
I'd have preferred if you'd
become cellophane tape.
**[13:34] Tachibana**
Is cellophane tape a better decision?
**[13:37] Tachibana**
This is the thing that stood out.
**[13:40] Jinguuji**
"What would you take to a desert island?"
***SIGN*** What would you take to a desert island?
***SIGN*** Jinguuji
**[13:44] Jinguuji**
My name is written there.
**[13:46] Tachibana**
That's right.
**[13:46] Tachibana**
Which means that this is
what I was thinking...
**[13:49] Tachibana**
I didn't choose you as
the most powerful weapon.
**[13:51] Tachibana**
I choose you as a useful item.
That's the theory.
**[13:58] Jinguuji**
If that's what you want to think,
then I suppose it's fine.
**[14:00] Tachibana**
I want to clear up your misunderstanding!
**[14:03] Jinguuji**
I understand how you feel,
but we can't summon the goddess.
**[14:07] Jinguuji**
Debating something we have
no way of knowing is pointless.
**[14:11] Jinguuji**
And besides, that's a survey
from elementary school.
**[14:14] Jinguuji**
Do you still want to become cellophane tape?
**[14:17] Jinguuji**
Cellophane tape.
**[14:19] Tachibana**
And what do you know about
cellophane tape anyway?
**[14:22] Jinguuji**
The one thing I do know is that
you don't know anything about it, either.
**[14:25] Tachibana**
Treating me like I'm an idiot!
**[14:27] Tachibana**
Then I'm sure you must have
had an incredible dream!
**[14:31] Jinguuji**
Stop!
**[14:32] Tachibana**
Why?
**[14:33] Jinguuji**
Because I'm embarrassed, of course.
**[14:36] Tachibana**
After making fun of someone
else's dream that much,
**[14:38] ---**
you think you're gonna escape this?
**[14:40] Jinguuji**
Stop now, you idiot!
**[14:44] Tachibana**
My composition book!
**[14:47] Jinguuji**
That's for going and doing things
that other people don't like.
**[14:50] Tachibana**
Why won't you let me read it?!
**[14:52] Jinguuji**
Who was it that laughed so
much back when I wrote it?
**[14:55] Tachibana**
I don't remember that!
**[14:59] Jinguuji**
I know that I went too far
drawing over it...
**[15:02] Jinguuji**
But you were being a little
childish too, weren't you?
**[15:04] Tachibana**
Like I care.
**[15:05] Tachibana**
I'm not talking to you for a while.
**[15:10] Tachibana**
You think about what you did, you stupid,
useless eggplant! Yeah, you eggplant!
**[15:13] Tachibana**
Your suit's as out of place here as one!
**[15:16] Jinguuji**
A useless eggplant...
**[15:18] Tachibana**
*Who scribbles over something like that?*
**[15:23] Tachibana**
*What was Jinguuji's dream?*
**[15:26] Tachibana**
*Blast it. I can't remember!*
**[15:29] Tachibana**
*My brain is just...*
**[15:31] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[15:33] Jinguuji**
A useless eggplant...
**[15:34] Tachibana**
Why does this town...
**[15:36] Tachibana**
love squid so much?
**[15:39] Miggy**
What a lovely couple! Wanna eat some squid?
**[15:41] Tachibana**
We're not a couple, so we don't need any.
**[15:44] Miggy**
What, are you fighting right now?
**[15:46] ---**
That's certainly bad,
and it makes this hard to do,
**[15:48] Miggy**
but it's squid!
**[15:52] Miggy**
Are you listening, young people?
**[15:54] Miggy**
When your heart's feeling prickly,
that's when you need to eat something tasty!
**[15:58] Miggy**
Try our specialty and
make up with each other!
**[16:01] Miggy**
How about you, young lady? Want some?
**[16:04] Tachibana**
That looks yummy! Thanks!
**[16:08] Tachibana**
Grilled squid needs beer.
Should I open up a can?
**[16:13] Jinguuji**
Well, since the proprietor is telling us to...
**[16:16] Jinguuji**
Shall we just agree that we were both
being childish and leave it at that?
**[16:21] Jinguuji**
I went too far using that marker.
**[16:23] Jinguuji**
But since we're living together, I wish
you'd respect my privacy a little more...
**[16:29] Jinguuji**
Hey, it isn't right to ignore me.
**[16:32] Jinguuji**
Are you listening, Tachibana?
**[16:34] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana?
**[16:36] Jinguuji**
Where are you?
**[16:37] Jinguuji**
This is in bad taste as a practical joke.
**[16:40] Jinguuji**
* The proprietor of the*
* squid shop is gone, too...*
**[16:43] Jinguuji**
*Could this be a kidnapping?*
**[16:45] Jinguuji**
*No, calm down, Jinguuji.*
**[16:47] Jinguuji**
* What are you going to do if you're shaken*
* simply because you can't see her?*
**[16:51] Jinguuji**
*We're talking about Tachibana here.*
**[16:53] Jinguuji**
* It's possible she's laughing*
* and sneering at me from afar.*
**[16:57] Jinguuji**
* It could be payback for*
* the composition book.*
**[17:00] Jinguuji**
* So the correct thing to do here*
* is to show that I'm panicked.*
**[17:04] Jinguuji**
* If I pretend I've been taken in,*
* she should feel satisfied.*
**[17:07] Jinguuji**
* It's ridiculous, but giving her*
* proper mental support is what I do.*
**[17:14] Jinguuji**
* She doesn't realize that she's the one*
* being made to dance in the palm of my hand.*
**[17:18] Jinguuji**
* And my wanting her to live that way*
* is the result of my own ego.*
**[17:23] Jinguuji**
*This squid is delicious.*
**[17:25] Jinguuji**
* And even if I don't worry about*
* her, she's a working adult.*
**[17:29] Jinguuji**
* If it weren't for that pandemic effect,*
* she'd be able to take care of herself...*
**[17:35] Jinguuji**
*That cart...*
**[17:37] Jinguuji**
*is the one the premier was on...*
***SIGN*** Troublemaker
***SIGN*** Unparalleled Beauty
**[17:44] Shen**
Well, I have to say that
wasn't a very enjoyable job.
**[17:47] Shen**
But the pay was good. I just need
to hurry up and shake it off.
**[17:51] Shen**
Woof.
**[17:52] Shen**
Huh?
**[17:58] Shen**
My cart. What's going on?
**[18:01] Jinguuji**
So you are the owner of this vehicle?
**[18:04] Jinguuji**
I'm sorry. I thought I'd
take a little look around.
**[18:08] Jinguuji**
I didn't intend to destroy it, but...
**[18:11] Jinguuji**
My hands just won't stop shaking.
**[18:14] Shen**
F-First, calm down.
**[18:16] Jinguuji**
I am completely calm.
**[18:19] Jinguuji**
I'm actually very calm.
**[18:21] Jinguuji**
In fact, you could say that I am far too calm.
**[18:23] Shen**
Would a calm person destroy a cart?
**[18:26] Shen**
Here, take this!
**[18:29] Shen**
It's an herb used for its calming effects.
**[18:31] Shen**
I'll give it to you for free.
**[18:33] Shen**
Smell it.
**[18:38] Jinguuji**
Are you a slave trader?
**[18:40] Jinguuji**
You had an elf woman on
this cart, didn't you?
**[18:42] Shen**
It's not my specialty, but...
**[18:44] Shen**
You can think of me as a trader who
deals in a wide variety of goods.
**[18:49] Shen**
Were you looking for that elf?
**[18:51] Jinguuji**
No. The person I'm looking for is
a blonde, blue-eyed young woman.
**[18:57] Jinguuji**
Do you know where I might find her?
**[19:00] Shen**
No, no! I don't do kidnapping!
**[19:03] Shen**
Could it be... Is she beautiful?
**[19:05] Jinguuji**
Probably.
**[19:07] Shen**
Did she disappear in this town?
**[19:09] Jinguuji**
Yes.
**[19:10] Shen**
Then it may be better for you to hurry.
**[19:13] Shen**
I was thinking that it's been a while since
I did a job like this that I didn't like.
**[19:17] Shen**
And the elf I delivered was so beautiful...
**[19:20] Shen**
I had no idea she was going
to be used as a sacrifice.
**[19:26] Rue**
Blast it! Bringing me to a place like this...
What are you planning to do?
**[19:30] Hidary**
I think you already know, don't you?
**[19:33] Rue**
* Is it really coming? Will that sort*
* of development finally happen?*
**[19:37] Rue**
* Me, who looks so lovely, and a human*
* male whose desires are clear to see?*
**[19:41] Rue**
* It would be even more strange if there*
* wasn't that kind of development!*
***SIGN*** That kind of development
**[19:45] Rue**
*Is this as far as my journey goes?*
**[19:48] Rue**
*I'm sorry, subjects of my village.*
**[19:50] Rue**
*If I'm to be sullied, I'd rather...*
**[19:52] Rue**
Kill me! If you're going to do
as you like with me, then I—
**[19:55] Hidary**
We are going to kill you.
**[19:57] Rue**
Huh?
**[19:58] Hidary**
Well, you are a sacrifice after all.
**[20:01] Rue**
A sacrifice?
**[20:02] Hidary**
You haven't heard? Tonight, after the
festival ends, you'll be an offering.
**[20:07] Rue**
Then... I'm going to die?
**[20:09] Hidary**
That's right. I feel badly for you.
**[20:12] Rue**
I'm gonna die?
**[20:14] Hidary**
But that alone would be a waste.
**[20:16] Hidary**
That well-balanced figure, and those eyes
which express such intelligence...
**[20:21] Hidary**
Such fine skin, and cheeks
and lips like roses.
**[20:25] Hidary**
Endlessly brimming mysterious elegance...
**[20:29] Hidary**
It's the first time in my life that
I've seen so beautiful a woman.
**[20:34] Rue**
To think there are humans
who understand my beauty.
**[20:38] Rue**
Does choosing me mean that
someone beautiful is necessary?
**[20:42] Hidary**
Yes. Our deity requires that
beautiful people be sacrificed.
**[20:48] Hidary**
There were a few other candidates,
but you were unanimously chosen.
**[20:52] Rue**
*Really? Unanimously, was it?*
**[20:56] Rue**
* I suppose that since I've been chosen,*
* there's nothing to be done.*
**[21:00] Rue**
* I guess being too beautiful*
* really is a crime.*
**[21:03] Rue**
* And this is the punishment*
* I'm receiving for it.*
**[21:08] Rue**
* There's a strange heat to the*
* way this man looks at me.*
**[21:12] Rue**
* And now that I look more closely,*
* he might give off a manly, handsome vibe.*
**[21:16] Rue**
*I see. This man must love me.*
**[21:20] Rue**
* If he does, then I may have to use my allure to*
* manipulate him and make my escape!*
**[21:26] Rue**
*But what is allure really?*
**[21:27] Rue**
*How do I use it?*
**[21:28] Rue**
*What do I need to do to project it?*
**[21:32] Rue**
*Like this? Or like this?*
**[21:34] Hidary**
* Wh-What's this? She's started*
* making strange poses...*
**[21:37] Hidary**
Just behave yourself until
you're sacrificed and...
**[21:40] Miggy**
That girl is the sacrifice?
**[21:42] Miggy**
I wonder about that, Hidary!
**[21:44] Hidary**
Is that you, Miggy?
**[21:46] Hidary**
What business do you have here?
We already have our sacrifice.
**[21:49] Miggy**
Yes, we certainly do.
**[21:52] Miggy**
But what if there were a girl even
more beautiful than that one?
**[21:54] Tachibana**
Ow!
**[21:59] Tachibana**
What? What? Where am I?
**[22:01] Rue**
I-It's you!
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Miggy**
This year's festival is upon us!
**[23:37] Hidary**
Upon us!
**[23:38] Miggy**
And the squid will dance,
all young and lively!
**[23:39] Hidary**
Young and lively!
**[23:41] Miggy**
And the sacrifice is blinding,
all young and lively!
**[23:43] Hidary**
Young and lively!
***SIGN*** Episode 7
Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Squid Fire
**[23:44] both**
Squid! Squid! Young and Lively!
**[23:46] both**
Squid! Squid! Young and Lively!
**[23:48] both**
Squid! Squid!
# E7 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Squid Fire
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK5QKK/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-a-squid-fire)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:32] Rue**
Y...
**[01:32] Rue**
You little jerk!
**[01:34] Tachibana**
Oh, Premier. It's been
a while. You been well?
**[01:37] Rue**
Does it look like I'm doing well?!
**[01:39] Rue**
Do you have any idea how much
I've looked for you two?
**[01:41] Rue**
I don't remember how many
times I nearly died!
**[01:44] Tachibana**
Well, well... I'm glad you're safe.
**[01:46] Rue**
You're the one person
I'm definitely gonna kill!
**[01:48] Rue**
And this is the perfect opportunity
to exact revenge for my honor.
**[01:52] Rue**
Last time, you used a curse or something
to brainwash the villagers, but...
**[01:56] Rue**
no matter how you look at it,
this man clearly prefers me.
**[02:01] Rue**
So now we're even.
**[02:03] Hidary**
Marry me.
**[02:04] Tachibana**
This again?
**[02:05] Hidary**
I'd cast aside my village if it were for you.
**[02:08] Hidary**
And I am prepared to leave my
wife and run away to the city.
**[02:11] Hidary**
I have two children,
but I want another three.
**[02:14] Tachibana**
Normally, you'd just call
a guy like this a dirtbag.
**[02:16] Miggy**
It seems you acknowledge her beauty.
**[02:19] Hidary**
No! I spent a large sum of
money to obtain this elf.
**[02:23] Hidary**
I can't give up on her so easily...
**[02:27] Hidary**
I admit defeat.
**[02:30] Miggy**
Okay!
**[02:31] Rue**
Don't give up so easily!
**[02:33] Rue**
It's too soon!
**[02:34] Rue**
My worth cannot be determined
within a tiny two-person group!
**[02:38] Rue**
I challenge you, woman!
**[02:40] Rue**
Majority rules!
We'll decide this with a vote!
**[02:43] Tachibana**
This again?
**[02:44] Miggy**
I mean, if you win, you'll be sacrificed.
Are you okay with that?
**[02:48] Shen**
I heard that the fishing here
had been poor for some time.
**[02:52] Shen**
Then, thanks to the sudden appearance of
a giant squid, the catch became plentiful.
**[02:58] Shen**
But they say that it asked for a
living sacrifice as compensation.
**[03:02] Shen**
And that it said something like...
**[03:05] (Flashback) Giant Squid**
Someone who appears snappy
and slightly impertinent,
**[03:07] (Flashback) Giant Squid**
whose chest is on the small side,
**[03:10] (Flashback) Giant Squid**
and who looks shallow at first glance,
**[03:12] (Flashback) Giant Squid**
but when she's made to succumb, she glares
at you. Please find that kind of young lady.
**[03:17] Jinguuji**
It's tossed some pretty particular
preferences together.
**[03:21] Jinguuji**
Right. Let's kill it.
**[03:22] Jinguuji**
It has said that if it's killed, they'll
once again be unable to catch squid.
**[03:27] Jinguuji**
So it can use its intelligence.
How interminably irritating.
**[03:31] Jinguuji**
But why, when they have an elf,
did they kidnap my companion?
**[03:35] Shen**
Because of a power struggle.
**[03:37] Shen**
Whoever finds a suitable beauty
will become the next village head.
**[03:43] Jinguuji**
That's ridiculous.
**[03:44] Jinguuji**
But if that's the case, both of
them do fit the requirements.
**[03:48] Shen**
Still, I don't think it's possible
to beat an elf in terms of looks.
**[03:52] Jinguuji**
No. There's no doubt that she will.
**[03:55] Shen**
Is your companion that beautiful?
**[03:58] Jinguuji**
Well...
**[04:00] Jinguuji**
Even amongst all the beauties I've ever seen,
**[04:02] Jinguuji**
she's probably far and
away the most beautiful.
**[04:05] Shen**
Love is blind, after all.
**[04:08] Jinguuji**
We're not in that kind of relationship.
**[04:11] Jinguuji**
Why do you keep following me?
**[04:14] Jinguuji**
I feel badly about destroying your cart,
**[04:16] ---**
but I don't have enough
on hand to compensate you.
**[04:19] Shen**
Oh, that's fine.
Actually, I'm feeling a little guilty.
**[04:23] Shen**
I thought there was a little more
romance to this job, you see.
**[04:28] Shen**
Plus, there's making connections. I'd love
for you to allow me to accompany you.
**[04:34] Jinguuji**
If that's the case, then fine.
**[04:36] Jinguuji**
But if my companion meets with
any harm, I will not show any mercy.
**[04:41] Shen**
You really are in love, aren't you?
**[04:43] Jinguuji**
I told you it's not like that.
**[04:45] Shen**
In that case, let's hurry up and find her.
**[04:48] Jinguuji**
Huh? Hey!
**[04:50] Shen**
You never know. She might be in
a deserted warehouse like this.
**[04:59] Rue**
Huh?
**[05:01] Rue**
Oh.
***SIGN*** Episode 7.
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
Knockout and a Squid Fire .
**[05:13] Shen**
Aren't you going to eat?
**[05:15] Jinguuji**
*I suppose it's fine.*
**[05:20] Jinguuji**
Still, is this the time to be
eating a leisurely meal?
**[05:22] Shen**
Now, now. We should eat when we can.
**[05:26] Shen**
A meal is the best way for
us to get to know each other.
**[05:29] Shen**
Right?
**[05:30] Rue**
I have no intention of
being friendly with humans.
**[05:33] Rue**
Especially not with you two.
You're making this precious squid taste bad.
**[05:38] Rue**
I want you to die.
**[05:42] Rue**
Die.
**[05:44] Rue**
Die, you idiot.
**[05:45] Shen**
To be eaten with such enjoyment...
I'm sure the squid must be satisfied, too.
**[05:47] Rue; background**
Idiot.
**[05:49] Rue; background**
Die!
**[05:50] Rue**
Why are you two together anyway?
**[05:53] Rue**
Were you a team?
**[05:55] Jinguuji**
The course of events made it unavoidable.
**[05:57] Jinguuji**
Setting that aside, there is
something I want to ask you.
**[06:00] Rue**
It must be about that woman, right?
**[06:02] Rue**
I was just with her.
At this rate, she'll be killed tonight.
**[06:08] Jinguuji**
Do you know where she is?
**[06:10] Rue**
Well, I wonder...
**[06:12] Jinguuji**
Tell me.
**[06:14] Shen**
N-Now, calm down.
**[06:19] Rue**
This squid's yummy.
**[06:20] Jinguuji**
Is this the time to be enjoying eating that?
**[06:22] Jinguuji**
Hey, are you listening, Premier?
**[06:24] Rue**
*It's been so long since I've had a hot meal.*
**[06:27] Rue**
* I didn't realize it warmed*
* the heart this much.*
**[06:30] Rue**
*Ever since I was beaten by these guys,*
**[06:33] Rue**
*I've been capture by weird people,*
**[06:35] Rue**
* gotten lost even though*
* I was following the map,*
**[06:38] Rue**
* treated like a thief, and turned into a*
* slave or a sacrifice before I knew it...*
**[06:42] (Flashback) Rue**
You win!
**[06:43] Rue**
*And on top of that...*
**[06:46] Rue**
Hey, Four-Eyes.
**[06:50] Rue**
Form a truce with me.
**[06:53] Jinguuji**
What?
**[06:53] Rue**
I will help you.
**[06:55] Rue**
And in exchange, you will help me.
**[06:59] Rue**
Have you heard? The humans of this
village revere that squid as a god.
**[07:06] Rue**
If you kill that god
right in front of them...
**[07:09] Rue**
what will happen to those villagers?
**[07:14] Rue**
Killing that squid will wreck
the festival and this village.
**[07:18] Jinguuji**
Interesting. That's a nice expression.
**[07:20] Shen**
I think that interfering with
the festival is a good idea,
**[07:25] Shen**
but with a monster of that size,
defeating it ourselves will be impossible.
**[07:29] Jinguuji**
Let's kill the squid.
**[07:31] Shen**
Weren't you listening to me?
**[07:33] Jinguuji**
I was thinking that if I had the
opportunity, I wanted to kill it.
**[07:37] Rue**
Shall we?
**[07:39] Shen**
On top of being smart, it lives underwater!
**[07:42] Shen**
Even if you say we're
going to do this, how...
**[07:44] Jinguuji**
Calm yourself, trader.
**[07:47] Jinguuji**
Don't worry. Leave it to me.
**[07:50] Jinguuji; echo**
* Leave it to me. Leave it*
* to me. Leave it to me.*
**[07:54] Rue**
Hmm. It seems you have some sort
of plan, don't you, Four-Eyes?
**[07:58] Jinguuji**
Yes. But you should prepare
yourself, Premier.
**[08:01] Jinguuji**
In order to kill that squid,
your assistance will be required.
**[08:05] Jinguuji**
Can you promise that you won't
run away when it comes time?
**[08:10] Rue**
*This man...*
**[08:11] Rue**
* He's a troublesome enemy, but when*
* he's an ally, he's this reliable?*
**[08:16] Rue**
*Strong. Smart. As well as cool-headed.*
**[08:21] Rue**
*And when I look more closely, he's handsome.*
**[08:25] Rue**
I promise.
**[08:26] Rue**
I swear it by my goddess.
I will lend you my strength!
**[08:34] Rue**
Hey. Why do I have ropes tied around me?
**[08:38] Rue**
And what are these round things?
**[08:40] Jinguuji**
Floats.
**[08:41] Rue**
Floats?
**[08:42] Jinguuji**
We're fishing for squid and you're the bait.
**[08:50] Jinguuji**
Do your best not to drown!
**[08:53] Rue**
You four-eyed weasel!
**[08:58] Rue**
See if I ever trust a human again!
**[09:01] Shen**
An ordinary person would never
think of something like that.
**[09:04] Shen**
I'd expect no less from you.
**[09:05] Shen**
Really, who are you?
**[09:08] Shen**
A regular human wouldn't be
able to throw her that far.
**[09:12] Jinguuji**
Well, I'd intended to throw
her a little farther, but...
**[09:16] Shen**
Huh?
**[09:17] Jinguuji**
*This is a little odd.*
**[09:19] Shen**
Oh, then your shoulders aren't at their best?
**[09:22] Shen**
If you wouldn't mind it being me,
I could loosen your body up for you.
**[09:26] Jinguuji**
N-No, I won't impose.
**[09:28] Shen**
Really? That's too bad.
**[09:33] Jinguuji**
You're suddenly standing very close.
**[09:36] Shen**
Would you like some shredded dried squid?
**[09:38] Shen**
Oh, I see you have both hands full.
**[09:40] Shen**
In that case, please open
your mouth. Here, say "ahhh."
**[09:46] Shen**
There's no one left to interfere.
It's just the two of us now.
**[09:49] Jinguuji**
*Wait for me, Tachibana.*
**[09:51] Jinguuji**
*I will kill the squid and find you!*
**[09:54] Rue**
I can't swim!
**[09:56] Jinguuji**
Don't worry! You've got floats!
**[09:59] child**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Three hours later...
**[10:01] child**
It's so high!
**[10:03] Jinguuji**
It's still got flavor to it, this squid.
**[10:05] Shen**
They do say that you can keep
chewing it for a lifetime.
**[10:09] Jinguuji**
That aside, we've caught
nothing. Nothing at all.
**[10:13] Jinguuji**
Is the bait no good?
**[10:15] Shen**
And is the bait person still alive?
**[10:18] Shen**
I haven't seen any movement in—
**[10:18] child**
Hey! Are you fishing for squid?
**[10:21] Jinguuji**
Yes.
**[10:22] child**
How stupid!
**[10:23] child**
Of course you can't catch any!
**[10:25] child**
Squid are nocturnal!
**[10:26] child; echo**
*...nocturnal! ...nocturnal! ...nocturnal!*
**[10:34] Rue**
I'm exhausted.
**[10:36] Rue**
But I must endure.
**[10:39] Rue**
Once we've killed the squid...
**[10:40] Rue**
This time... This time for
sure, I'll get them and...
**[10:45] Rue**
Huh?
**[10:47] Rue**
Huh?
**[10:52] Shen**
Huh? Is that...
**[10:57] Jinguuji**
We've got a bite!
**[10:58] Rue**
You guys, hurry up and save me!
**[11:03] Jinguuji; Shen**
Uh.
**[11:08] Sateyna**
I received this precious nut from the premier.
Though I've treasured it, it dried up and now...
**[11:13] Ultina**
Really, you should've eaten it.
**[11:14] Ultina**
Is she bullying you or something?
**[11:16] Sateyna**
Something may have happened to the premier.
**[11:19] Ultina**
Your expression isn't saying
that you hope for her safety.
**[11:22] Ultina**
I find you pretty scary.
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** Squid Village's Specialty, Shredded Dried Squid
***SIGN*** You can't chew through the legs, so you can chew them for a lifetime.
**[11:26] Rue**
You can't chew through the legs,
so you can chew them for a lifetime!
**[11:31] Tachibana**
The way the sunset reflects off
the lake is so beautiful.
**[11:36] Miggy**
Now then, it's time to get ready.
**[11:40] Tachibana**
* It's already time for the sacrifice?!*
* Wait, wait, wait!*
**[11:42] Tachibana**
* I haven't finished emotionally*
* preparing myself!*
**[11:44] Tachibana**
* No, but it's only a giant*
* squid I'm up against.*
***SIGN*** Eaten
***SIGN*** Crushed to Death
**[11:47] Tachibana**
* If I put up a serious fight,*
* I might have a chance...*
***SIGN*** Suffocation
**[11:52] Tachibana**
No, I won't! I have no chance!
**[11:54] Tachibana**
That giant squid is freakin' scary!
**[11:57] Tachibana**
* I don't wanna die. I especially*
* don't wanna get eaten!*
**[12:00] Tachibana**
*Squid! I'm begging you!*
**[12:02] Tachibana**
*I eat you, but please don't eat me!*
**[12:07] (Flashback) Tachibana**
I'm not talking to you for a while.
**[12:10] Tachibana**
*Why did we pick this time to have a fight?*
**[12:14] Tachibana**
*This happened once before a long time ago.*
**[12:18] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Please, save me, Jinguuji!
**[12:20] (Flashback) Tachibana**
I can't understand what the teacher
is saying, so I can't keep up in class!
**[12:25] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
You take too many naps during
class. This is your own fault.
**[12:28] (Flashback) Tachibana**
My part-time job's been super busy.
**[12:31] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Why should I care?
**[12:32] (Flashback) Tachibana**
If my scores are in the red
next time, it'll be really bad!
**[12:34] (Flashback) Tachibana**
My summer vacation will disappear!
**[12:37] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
You...
**[12:38] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Are things really that bad?
**[12:40] (Flashback) Tachibana**
They're super bad.
***SIGN*** Seizariya
**[12:43] (Flashback) Tachibana**
I'm telling you...
**[12:44] (Flashback) Tachibana**
explain in a way so that
even I can understand!
**[12:47] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Why is the one teaching
getting the blame here?
**[12:50] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Man, I just don't get it!
**[12:52] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
How can you not understand?
**[12:54] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
I'm the one explaining it to you.
**[12:56] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Focus properly.
**[12:58] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Don't play innocent about
your mind's capabilities.
**[13:01] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Come on. I'll explain it again.
**[13:04] (Flashback) Tachibana**
I'm just not smart.
**[13:07] (Flashback) Tachibana**
How can you understand how someone
who can't do things feels?
**[13:16] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[13:17] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Idiot! Stupid, useless eggplant! Useless!
**[13:19] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Don't ever speak to me again,
you useless eggplant!
**[13:22] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
U-Useless eggplant...
**[13:23] narrator**
And so...
**[13:25] narrator**
the man known as Jinguuji really
didn't speak to him for about a week.
**[13:31] Tachibana**
* In the end, I failed. With all the extra*
* lessons and tests, my summer vanished.*
**[13:36] Tachibana**
* Blast it! If I can't count on a rescue,*
* then I'll have to make a move myself!*
**[13:40] Tachibana**
*But what should I do?*
**[13:43] Tachibana**
* That's right! I can charm them to cause*
* confusion and use that chance to escape!*
**[13:48] Tachibana**
*In that case, I need to get this thing off!*
**[13:53] Tachibana**
*It won't come off!*
**[13:54] Hidary**
Hey, what are you doing!
**[13:56] Miggy**
Stop shaking the cage!
**[13:58] Tachibana**
Take that!
***SIGN*** Tachibana .
. .
Luck → 83 .
Unlocking successful!
**[14:05] Miggy**
Hey, you should've locked it properly.
**[14:07] squid citizen C**
I-I'm sorry!
**[14:11] Miggy**
Hey, what's wrong?
**[14:12] Miggy**
You listening to me? Hey!
**[14:15] Squid citizen C**
A-A goddess...
**[14:17] Tachibana**
Ow...
**[14:21] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[14:24] Jinguuji**
It's pulling harder than I imagined it would!
**[14:26] Shen**
You had a plan though, didn't you?
**[14:28] Jinguuji**
No, it was just thinking
of a way to fish it out.
**[14:31] Shen**
That's impossible!
**[14:34] Jinguuji**
*Why? Why is my strength failing?*
**[14:37] Jinguuji**
*Has anything been different than usual?*
**[14:39] Jinguuji**
* My meals are perfectly balanced.*
* And I've been doing my morning routine.*
**[14:44] Jinguuji**
*Has there been a sudden, unexpected...*
**[14:47] crowd**
Kill her!
**[14:48] crowd**
Kill that girl!
**[14:50] Miggy**
Stop, will you?
**[14:51] Shen**
Wh-What's all that?
**[14:53] Jinguuji**
T-Tachibana!
**[14:55] woman A**
That woman is a witch!
**[14:57] woman B**
She's a witch who's seduced my husband!
**[14:59] man B**
Marry me! I want three children!
**[15:01] man C**
No, I want four!
**[15:03] Miggy**
Wait, wait! This girl is an
offering to the squid god!
**[15:08] Tachibana**
Why...
**[15:09] Tachibana**
Why does this have to happen to me?!
**[15:12] woman E**
Don't try to garner sympathy,
you filthy woman!
**[15:15] woman F**
I'm sure you've used that face to
ensnare gentlemen, haven't you?!
**[15:19] woman G**
You've never done an honest day of work!
You don't know how the world works!
**[15:22] woman H**
Being beautiful is such a boon, isn't it?
**[15:24] woman A**
Your very existence is a crime!
**[15:27] woman B**
That's right!
**[15:28] Tachibana**
Right, blast it! I've made up my mind!
**[15:31] Tachibana**
I'm not gonna die, no matter what!
**[15:33] Tachibana**
The morals of a village that offers
outsiders up as sacrifices are really low!
**[15:38] Tachibana**
This is why I hate spiteful
country villages, you morons!
**[15:42] woman B**
She's even starting to badmouth our village!
**[15:44] woman A**
Those words are the witch's curse!
**[15:46] Shen**
Could it be that the person at the
center of that is your companion?
**[15:49] Jinguuji**
That's right.
**[15:50] Tachibana**
It's not as if I'm like
this because I want to be!
**[15:53] Tachibana**
Labeling people because of their
appearance or your personal opinions...
**[15:56] Tachibana**
Laughing and pointing, deciding where
everyone stands... Is that fun?!
**[16:00] Tachibana**
Don't shift the responsibility here!
**[16:02] Tachibana**
Do something about this yourselves!
**[16:04] Tachibana**
What's with this "sacrifice" thing?
**[16:06] Tachibana**
Make a clay figure in the shape of
a beautiful woman and give it that!
**[16:08] Shen**
She's saying some crazy things.
**[16:11] Jinguuji**
Yes.
**[16:13] Jinguuji**
She's a very honest person.
**[16:17] Jinguuji**
Tachibana! Are you safe?!
**[16:19] Tachibana**
Jinguuji?!
**[16:20] Tachibana**
As you can see, I'm about to die!
**[16:23] Jinguuji**
I'll rescue you now!
**[16:24] Tachibana**
My arms are at their limit...
**[16:27] Tachibana**
I'm begging you, Jinguuji!
**[16:29] Tachibana**
Do something about these villagers!
**[16:32] Jinguuji**
I will!
**[16:50] Jinguuji**
Take that!
**[16:58] Shen**
The bait person!
**[17:02] Shen**
Is this really all right?
Isn't the elf inside that thing?
**[17:06] Jinguuji**
I have confidence in the premier.
**[17:09] Shen**
When trusting goes too far, it sounds a lot like abandoning responsibility!
**[17:13] crowd**
O Lord Squid God!
**[17:15] giant squid**
Why?!
**[17:18] giant squid**
I was just about to suck on a cute girl,
**[17:21] giant squid**
and then all of a sudden this happened!
**[17:23] Tachibana**
Where did those preferences
of yours come from anyway?!
**[17:27] giant squid**
Oh. There is a cute girl here, too.
**[17:31] Tachibana**
This guy can still move?
**[17:33] giant squid**
So cute!
**[17:38] giant squid**
I wanna eat her up!
**[17:46] Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[17:47] Jinguuji**
Hold on just a little longer!
**[17:49] Tachibana**
You can say that, but...
**[17:53] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[17:55] Tachibana**
Is this a horror story?
**[17:56] Rue**
Now that it's come to this, I'm taking
you with me! Die beside me!
**[18:00] Tachibana**
Stop!
**[18:01] Tachibana**
Stop! Stop, Premier!
**[18:04] Tachibana**
We're just about to kill this squid!
**[18:07] Rue**
What did you say?
**[18:08] Jinguuji**
Premier! Use this!
**[18:12] Rue**
*This is...*
**[18:25] Tachibana**
Th—
**[18:29] Tachibana**
That was so cool!
**[18:32] Rue**
Hmph.
**[18:35] Tachibana**
The edge on that Damascus
knife really is good!
**[18:40] Tachibana**
Ow!
**[18:42] Tachibana**
Th-Thanks...
**[18:44] Tachibana**
Premier?
**[18:51] giant squid**
This is hot! Really hot!
**[18:57] Rue**
It's grilled squid!
**[19:02] Rue**
Yum!
**[19:04] Rue**
What are you staring at?
**[19:06] Rue**
If you want some, how about you
grill it and eat it yourselves?
**[19:09] villager**
Oh. It is our god, after all, so...
**[19:12] Rue**
What kind of god is this delicious?!
**[19:14] Rue**
This thing's just a giant squid! A squid!
**[19:17] Miggy**
Just a giant squid...
**[19:23] Miggy**
Hidary...
**[19:24] Hidary**
Miggy...
**[19:26] Hidary**
We've been beaten.
**[19:30] Hidary**
I want to ask you all!
**[19:32] Hidary**
Is it right to sacrifice a person's
life to a squid monster?!
**[19:37] Hidary**
We cannot continue squids way! We need a
breath of fresh air, do we not, squids?
**[19:41] villagers**
Yeah!
**[19:43] Tachibana**
I'm getting tired of all the squid quips.
**[19:44] Jinguuji**
Yes.
**[19:45] Hidary**
And by a unanimous vote,
she will be our next village head!
**[19:49] Rue**
Huh?
**[19:52] Tachibana**
Oh. My level went up.
**[19:54] villager**
How about it, young man? Want one
of these, too? They're delicious!
**[19:56] Tachibana**
Th-They really adapt quickly.
**[19:59] Tachibana**
Are they okay with this?
**[20:01] Jinguuji**
They seem to be having fun,
**[20:02] Jinguuji**
so I think it's fine, don't you?
**[20:07] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana.
**[20:08] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[20:10] Jinguuji**
I'm sorry.
**[20:11] Tachibana**
About what?
**[20:13] Jinguuji**
Your composition book.
**[20:14] Tachibana**
I'd forgotten! Yeah, that happened!
**[20:18] Tachibana**
But I'm not angry anymore.
**[20:21] Tachibana**
To think you have stuff in your past
you don't want people digging into...
**[20:24] Tachibana**
I guess you are sort of human after all.
**[20:26] Jinguuji**
Sort of?
**[20:28] Tachibana**
I mean, the part that's been scribbled
over in marker won't come back,
**[20:31] Tachibana**
so let's talk about this again once
we've gotten back to our world.
**[20:34] Tachibana**
When that happens, show me
your composition book, okay?
**[20:38] Jinguuji**
Sorry. I don't have mine anymore.
**[20:41] Jinguuji**
My grandmother threw it out.
**[20:45] Tachibana**
Oh...
**[20:46] Tachibana**
I see. I guess there's no helping it, then.
**[20:49] Jinguuji**
Yes. Nothing to be done.
**[20:55] Jinguuji**
Don't leave me again. It's dangerous.
**[20:59] Tachibana**
No, you don't take your
eyes off of me. I'll die.
**[21:03] Jinguuji**
That's true.
**[21:04] Shen**
Was that a marriage proposal?
**[21:08] Hidary**
Village head!
**[21:09] Rue**
I am not!
**[21:10] Miggy**
Village head!
**[21:11] Rue**
You've got this wrong!
**[21:12] Hidari**
Won't you please lead us squids?!
**[21:14] Rue**
Cut it out already!
**[21:16] Tachibana**
Who's this guy?
**[21:19] Kalm**
Oh, dear. It's been eaten.
**[21:23] Vizzd**
The delicious smell is
wafting all the way up here.
**[21:26] Vizzd**
I want to eat some, too.
**[21:28] Kalm**
Make do with that dried squid.
**[21:31] Kalm**
Still, as soon as they showed up,
I did think that we would fail,
**[21:35] Kalm**
but I didn't think it would end like this.
**[21:40] Vizzd**
That guy with the glasses is strong, right?
**[21:42] Vizzd**
After all, he is the man who defeated me.
**[21:44] Kalm**
Why are you bragging about that?
**[21:47] Kalm**
We have no further business
here, so we're leaving.
**[21:50] Vizzd**
Understood.
**[21:52] Vizzd**
We can give this squid to the
Demon Lord as a souvenir.
**[21:55] Kalm**
When they're separated,
his strength declines?
**[22:01] Kalm**
I have a good idea.
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Tachibana**
Hey, why did you do all that anyway?
**[23:37] giant squid**
I just wanted to suck on
a cute girl, that's all.
**[23:39] Tachibana**
And because of that selfish desire of yours,
you ended up getting punished, right?
**[23:43] giant squid**
Yes...
***SIGN*** Episode 8
Guy Who Reincarnated as a
Fantasy Knockout and a Choice
**[23:44] Tachibana**
Have you reflected on your mistakes?
**[23:45] giant squid**
Yes.
**[23:45] Rue**
Oh, there was still some squid left?
**[23:46] Tachibana**
Wait, Premier!
**[23:48] Rue**
Man, that's yummy.
# E8 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Choice
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0320N/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-a-choice)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:30] Tachibana**
I... I really have to kill it?
**[01:34] Tachibana**
This adorable living thing?
**[01:37] Jinguuji**
There's no other choice.
It's so that we can live.
**[01:39] Tachibana**
You do it! Somewhere I can't see!
**[01:42] Jinguuji**
It's also a bit of an experiment.
**[01:45] Tachibana**
Wait!
***SIGN*** Episode 8.
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
Knockout and a Choice .
**[01:57] Tachibana**
I'm sorry, bunny.
**[01:59] Tachibana**
I can't eat meat today.
**[02:01] Shen**
Oh, was that your first kill?
**[02:04] Shen**
Eating your first kill is something
really special, you know?
**[02:07] Shen**
Would you like to try it raw?
**[02:09] Tachibana**
Someone says they can't eat meat,
and you recommend it raw? Are you crazy?
**[02:14] Tachibana**
Who is this guy anyway?
**[02:16] ---**
He seems kinda shady. Are you sure about him?
**[02:19] Shen**
My, my. What a terrible estimation of me.
**[02:21] Shen**
Please allow me to stay with you
until we reach the royal capital.
**[02:25] Shen**
My cart is broken and my
crocodog ran away, after all.
***SIGN*** Crocodog
**[02:28] Shen**
My only means of transportation is walking.
**[02:31] Shen**
And all alone...
**[02:33] Tachibana**
I see. Since you broke it,
we can't really argue.
**[02:36] Jinguuji**
Sorry.
**[02:37] Tachibana**
Since my charm doesn't work on him,
I guess it's fine, but...
**[02:41] Tachibana**
I'm Tachibana.
**[02:43] Jinguuji**
I'm Jinguuji.
**[02:44] Shen**
I'm called Shen.
**[02:46] Shen**
You both have such unusual names.
Where are you from?
**[02:51] Jinguuji**
We can't provide you our
personal information.
**[02:53] Shen**
Since you were friendly with that elf,
perhaps you're from the south?
**[02:58] Tachibana**
Oh! I forgot about the premier!
**[03:00] Tachibana**
You think it was okay to leave her behind?
**[03:02] Jinguuji**
A woman who'd try for our lives at any
opportunity? We couldn't bring her along.
**[03:07] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
This squid is delicious, but the god
of your forest was pretty good, too.
**[03:11] Tachibana**
That was your fault, wasn't it?
***SIGN*** Tachibana Strength
Hero Power: 1
Gender: Female Speed: 1
Level: 12 Intelligence: 30
. .Luck: 98
Skills
Passive Active
Unparalleled Beauty Conversation Lvl1
Troublemaker. .
Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
Curse of the Goddess of Love
**[03:14] Tachibana**
But why is it that only my Luck increases?
**[03:17] Jinguuji**
Your physical stats may not improve at all.
**[03:20] Tachibana**
What?
**[03:21] Jinguuji**
I have a rough understanding
of how we level up.
**[03:25] Jinguuji**
After beating the first monster, I was the
only one to gain experience points,
**[03:29] Jinguuji**
but even though the premier
helped to kill the squid,
**[03:31] Jinguuji**
your level increased, too, right?
**[03:33] Tachibana**
Now that you mention it, it did.
**[03:36] Jinguuji**
It's very likely that close contact
is the key. That's my guess.
**[03:39] Tachibana**
Close contact?
**[03:41] Tachibana**
Is that why you made me
kill that rabbit earlier?
**[03:44] Tachibana**
You should explain stuff like that first!
**[03:46] Jinguuji**
Even if I had, you still would've objected, right?
**[03:49] Shen**
I've finished making our meal.
**[03:52] Tachibana**
*Blast it...*
**[03:53] Tachibana**
*It's so good!*
**[03:55] Tachibana**
*The taste of this life...*
**[03:59] Tachibana**
* This guy's always killing stuff*
* so we can eat.*
**[04:03] ---**
*That's really amazing.*
**[04:07] Tachibana**
*Jinguuji's hands are really big.*
**[04:10] Tachibana**
*No. Is it that mine are small?*
**[04:15] Tachibana**
Thanks for the meal!
**[04:17] Tachibana**
Toilet, toilet...
**[04:19] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[04:23] Tachibana**
Why are you following me?
**[04:25] Jinguuji**
Huh?
**[04:26] Jinguuji**
You might get abducted if
I take my eyes off of you, right?
**[04:28] Tachibana**
But we're inside the apartment...
**[04:30] Jinguuji**
It was that kind of blithe disregard
that brought about the last incident.
**[04:33] Jinguuji**
I've decided I won't let down my guard again.
**[04:35] Tachibana**
By which you mean that
you're going to wait there?
**[04:37] Jinguuji**
Yes.
**[04:38] Tachibana**
I can't feel comfortable
with someone else there!
**[04:42] Shen**
So this is your love nest?
**[04:44] Jinguuji**
No, I am a freeloader and no more.
**[04:47] Jinguuji**
Never mind, though. Since we're alone,
this is the perfect time.
**[04:51] Jinguuji**
There's something I want to ask you.
**[04:52] Shen**
What?
**[04:53] Jinguuji**
Why are you following us?
Tell me your intentions.
***SIGN*** Shen Strength
Trader Power: 38
Gender: Male Speed: 60
Level: 52 Intelligence: 43
. Luck: 12
Skills
Passive Active
Perseverance Negotiation Skills Lvl 1
Eye for Beauty Lvl 1 Perception Block Lvl 2
Appreciation of the Assassination
Human Body Lvl 1 Techniques Lvl 2
**[04:57] Jinguuji**
Who are you really?
**[05:03] Jinguuji**
* If he were a townsperson, he should*
* have skills relating to his trade.*
**[05:07] Jinguuji**
* Instead, of all things,*
* he has Assassination Techniques?*
***SIGN*** Active
Negotiation Skills Lvl 1
Perception Block Lvl 2
Assassination Techniques Lvl 2
**[05:10] Jinguuji**
*That's entirely too dangerous.*
**[05:12] Jinguuji**
* Depending on the circumstances,*
* while Tachibana is out of the way...*
**[05:15] Shen**
I told you my intentions earlier, didn't I?
**[05:19] Shen**
I would like you to allow
me to accompany you.
**[05:22] Jinguuji**
* It isn't bloodlust. What is*
* this sense of pressure I feel?*
**[05:26] Jinguuji**
*Is his target Tachibana after all?*
**[05:29] Jinguuji**
* She must look quite desirable*
* to a slave trader.*
**[05:31] Jinguuji**
*But he hasn't breathed a word about her...*
**[05:34] Jinguuji**
*As I thought, he is no ordinary person!*
**[05:36] Shen**
Please, wait!
**[05:38] Shen**
If I meant to harm you, I'd have
put something in the food earlier.
**[05:49] Shen**
And, well, I did put something in the stew.
**[05:51] Shen**
Just a little something.
**[05:53] Jinguuji**
*Blast it!*
**[05:54] Shen**
So how are you feeling?
**[05:57] Shen**
Your body must have started
to heat up, right?
**[05:59] Jinguuji**
*Poison? Or some kind of drug?*
**[06:02] Jinguuji**
*Taking away our ability to move, and then...*
**[06:05] Jinguuji**
* I gave Tachibana a lecture,*
* then let us get into this mess!*
**[06:08] Jinguuji**
* My head's feeling foggy.*
* I can't think straight.*
**[06:11] Jinguuji**
*But...*
**[06:12] Jinguuji**
*I can move!*
**[06:14] Jinguuji**
*Which means...*
**[06:19] Jinguuji**
You will tell me your true objectives!
**[06:26] Jinguuji**
Why are you crying?
**[06:29] Shen**
Splendid. Your body is just
as splendid as I'd imagined.
**[06:34] Shen**
And so...
**[06:36] Shen**
Shall we begin?
**[06:40] Tachibana**
Ah, I feel better.
**[06:44] Shen**
My, you are very strong, aren't you?
**[06:47] Tachibana**
What are you doing?
**[06:48] Jinguuji**
Don't come any closer, Tachibana!
**[06:51] Jinguuji**
He drugged us.
**[06:53] Jinguuji**
I'm having trouble moving.
**[06:54] Tachibana**
What—?!
**[06:55] Jinguuji**
It's likely he's after you.
**[06:57] ---**
Run!
**[06:58] Tachibana**
Wh-What about you?
**[07:00] Jinguuji**
After you've escaped,
I'll figure something out!
**[07:03] Tachibana**
But...
**[07:03] Tachibana**
if we get separated, we may
never see each other again!
**[07:06] Jinguuji**
You can worry about that...
after you get to safety!
**[07:11] Shen**
That desperate expression... Lovely...
**[07:13] Tachibana**
I'm sorry, Jinguuji.
**[07:15] Tachibana**
If I didn't have a body like this,
we could've been together longer.
**[07:19] Tachibana**
It's been like this ever since we got here.
**[07:21] Tachibana**
Because I'm this cute, I only
ever cause trouble for you.
**[07:26] Jinguuji**
Tachibana...
**[07:29] Shen**
No.
**[07:30] Shen**
You're not particularly cute.
**[07:32] Shen**
Tachibana-san, to me,
you aren't cute in the slightest.
**[07:36] Shen**
You don't suit my tastes at all.
**[07:38] Shen**
I'm not targeting you, and I've never
once thought of selling you as a slave,
**[07:42] Shen**
so please don't worry.
**[07:43] Tachibana**
What? But I am cute.
**[07:46] Tachibana**
What's with you?
You're a slave trader, right?
**[07:49] Tachibana**
Have your eyes rotted or something?
**[07:51] Shen**
It's your disposition
that's rotten, isn't it?
**[07:53] Tachibana**
What?!
**[07:54] Jinguuji**
Don't get caught up in it, idiot!
**[07:55] Jinguuji**
Just hurry up and run!
**[07:57] Tachibana**
My cuteness is my entire identity right now.
**[08:01] Tachibana**
If that's denied me, what do I have left?
**[08:03] Jinguuji**
You just said that your cuteness
only caused trouble, and now this?!
**[08:06] Tachibana**
* With Jinguuji unable to fight, I'm the*
* only one who can do anything about this.*
**[08:12] Tachibana**
You don't seem affected by
my charm for some reason, but...
**[08:16] Tachibana**
if I can make it work, then I win!
**[08:20] Tachibana**
Not you!
**[08:22] Tachibana**
Seriously, what's with you?!
***SIGN*** menace menace menace menace
***SIGN*** squish squish squish squish
**[08:24] Shen**
You seek to entice me with that
soft, squishy body of yours?
**[08:27] Shen**
How strange. It only makes
hatred rise up within me.
**[08:31] Tachibana**
What'd you say?
**[08:32] Tachibana**
I'll show you how good softness can be!
**[08:34] Jinguuji**
Stop!
**[08:35] Jinguuji**
If I see something like that
when I'm not well, I'll die!
**[08:39] Jinguuji**
*Getting charmed on top of all this...*
**[08:42] Jinguuji**
*She's so cute. I can't...*
**[08:45] Jinguuji**
*Times like this call for...*
**[08:47] Jinguuji**
*muscle!*
**[08:48] Jinguuji**
*A man!*
**[08:49] Jinguuji**
*I will look at a man and calm down!*
**[08:52] Shen**
Your partner has looked away...
**[08:54] Shen**
He can't maintain interest in the subject.
**[08:56] Shen**
I feel sorry for you, Tachibana-san.
**[08:59] Shen**
As you can see, Jinguuji has chosen my body.
**[09:02] Jinguuji**
Huh?
**[09:03] Shen**
Doesn't that mean that right now,
I'm more attractive than you?
**[09:09] Tachibana**
Normally, I'd be able to
say it wasn't true, but...
**[09:13] Tachibana**
We're talking about Jinguuji here!
**[09:15] Tachibana**
It's totally possible that
he'd chose a male body!
**[09:17] Jinguuji**
What do you think I am?
**[09:19] Tachibana**
Then choose, Jinguuji! To you...
**[09:23] Tachibana; Shen**
which of us is more attractive?
**[09:26] Tachibana**
Come on! Come on!
**[09:29] Jinguuji**
S-Stop!
**[09:30] Jinguuji**
My brain is trembling!
**[09:32] Tachibana**
Don't run away, you!
**[09:33] Tachibana**
Which of us is cuter?
It's a simple question, right?
**[09:35] Jinguuji**
You're asking which? No matter
which I choose, I'm choosing a man!
**[09:40] Jinguuji; echo**
...a man! ...a man!
**[09:43] Shen**
Huh?
**[09:44] Shen**
Tachibana-san, are you a man?
***SIGN*** Stare
**[09:50] Tachibana**
Wh-What?
**[09:53] Shen**
No, no way.
**[09:54] Tachibana**
You're super rude, you know that?
**[09:57] Shen**
Why are you so squishy?
**[09:59] Shen**
That body is a crime, you know? Seriously.
**[10:02] Tachibana**
I agree that it's a crime, but because
of its cuteness, not its softness.
**[10:07] Shen**
Your vanity is extreme as well.
**[10:10] Tachibana**
It's fact.
**[10:11] Jinguuji**
Both of you... enough already...
**[10:16] Tachibana**
Jinguuji!
**[10:17] Shen**
It appears he's finally reached his limit.
**[10:21] Jinguuji**
Don't worry about me. Run!
**[10:24] Tachibana**
A-All I've done is keep
falling for his provocation!
**[10:29] Tachibana**
* Blast it. If he's not interested in me,*
* then why is he doing this?*
**[10:33] Tachibana**
*Wait. He's not interested in me?*
**[10:36] Tachibana**
Idiot!
**[10:37] Tachibana**
You're the one who needs to run, Jinguuji!
**[10:39] Jinguuji**
What?
**[10:40] Tachibana**
Shen's isn't after me!
**[10:42] Tachibana**
He's after you—!
**[10:46] Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[10:50] Shen**
Now... Shall we begin?
**[10:53] Tachibana**
Stop, Shen!
**[10:54] Tachibana**
You have to get consent before
you do things like that!
***SIGN*** squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥
***SIGN*** rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥
**[11:08] Jinguuji**
Tachibana?
**[11:09] Jinguuji**
What's happening to me right now?
**[11:11] Jinguuji**
Torture?
**[11:13] Tachibana**
No.
**[11:14] Tachibana**
You're having your body loosened up.
**[11:16] Jinguuji**
Loosened up?
**[11:18] Shen**
The truth is, my family has knowledge
of secret pressure points.
**[11:22] Tachibana**
Secret pressure points?
**[11:24] Shen**
I just couldn't turn away from this level
of fatigue, I suppose you could say.
**[11:29] Shen**
If I hadn't been this forceful, Jinguuji-san
probably wouldn't let me treat him, would he?
**[11:34] Shen**
Oh, what amazing muscles.
***SIGN*** rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥
**[11:37] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, you...
**[11:39] Tachibana**
were tired?
**[11:41] Jinguuji**
Me? Tired?
**[11:43] Tachibana**
You're not young anymore.
Don't push yourself too hard.
**[11:46] Shen**
The drug effects are stronger
the more fatigued you are, too.
**[11:51] Shen**
It was enough to knock you down.
Please be more self-aware.
**[11:54] Tachibana**
Did you give me that drug, too?
**[11:57] Shen**
No.
**[11:59] ---**
I gave you a laxative.
**[12:01] Tachibana**
*No wonder everything came out so cleanly!*
**[12:08] Shen**
* I've been forbidden to come*
* within a ten meter radius.*
**[12:12] Shen**
*But how was my true identity exposed?*
**[12:17] Shen**
*No... it wasn't exposed.*
**[12:21] Shen**
* Perhaps he has a keen sense*
* of a person's true nature.*
**[12:24] Shen**
Well, this has come from an unusual place.
**[12:32] Shen**
This is...
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** boom boom boom
**[12:35] Tachibana**
Isn't this... a spoiler?
**[12:43] Tachibana**
Are you feeling better?
**[12:44] Jinguuji**
Impossibly good.
**[12:46] Tachibana**
Shen really was skilled, huh?
**[12:49] Jinguuji**
From now on, if we feel even a little tired,
**[12:52] ---**
let's make sure to take a break.
**[12:55] Tachibana**
Tired, huh?
**[12:57] Tachibana**
*I've never seen this guy even catch a cold.*
**[13:01] Tachibana**
* I guess it shows how much of*
* a burden I'm putting on him.*
**[13:04] Tachibana**
* At the very least, I need to*
* be able to protect myself.*
**[13:07] Jinguuji**
I can see it.
**[13:13] Tachibana**
So that's the royal capital, huh?
**[13:15] Jinguuji**
It looks like there's an inspection.
**[13:16] Shen**
It's because there was a war not long ago.
**[13:19] Tachibana**
Whoa! That scared me!
**[13:21] Jinguuji**
I told you. Not closer than ten meters.
**[13:23] Shen**
I thought you might have some trouble.
**[13:25] Tachibana**
You mean we can't get in?
**[13:27] Shen**
I don't know.
**[13:29] Shen**
I would be able to guide you in,
**[13:32] Shen**
but in return, I'd like to show
you around the capital and things.
**[13:39] Shen**
Welcome to the royal capital, Ishurna.
**[13:41] Tachibana**
Wow, the houses are made of stone!
**[13:45] Shen**
I can guide you anywhere.
**[13:47] Jinguuji**
Are there any temples?
**[13:49] Shen**
Well, the temple of the
goddess of love and beauty...
**[13:52] Shen**
is over there.
**[13:54] Tachibana**
Why a temple?
***SIGN*** munch munch munch munch
**[13:55] Jinguuji**
If we can find the prophecy of the goddess,
**[13:58] Jinguuji**
we might be able to find out a
little regarding the Demon Lord.
**[14:01] Tachibana**
I see.
**[14:02] priestess**
Welcome to the temple of the
goddess of love and beauty.
**[14:06] Tachibana**
*Whoa, she's beautiful.*
**[14:07] Jinguuji**
* How can this be?!*
* She's perfectly respectable!*
**[14:09] Jinguuji**
*Clean, tidy, polite.*
**[14:11] Jinguuji**
*Not a single issue with her deportment!*
**[14:13] Jinguuji**
* This is a temple for the worship*
* of that crappy goddess!*
**[14:16] Jinguuji**
* I had an image in my head of some*
* kind of nighttime pool event, but...*
**[14:21] Tachibana**
You have a powerful imagination.
**[14:24] priestess**
Oh! Oh, my, my, my!
**[14:27] priestess**
Might you possibly be
hoping to join our faith?
**[14:30] Tachibana**
*Oh, she smells so nice!*
**[14:32] priestess**
I can tell with just one look!
**[14:34] priestess**
You are perfectly suited
to serving our goddess!
**[14:38] priestess**
Please, come right this way.
**[14:40] Tachibana**
I-Is this okay?
**[14:42] Jinguuji**
For now, we need to think
about getting inside.
**[14:44] Tachibana**
I do have one more person accompanying me.
**[14:46] Shen**
Don't trouble yourself about me.
**[14:51] Tachibana**
This place is beautiful.
**[14:54] priestess**
Our goddess rules over love and beauty.
**[14:57] priestess**
The temple must always be kept beautiful.
**[15:01] priestess**
And the same goes for us, her believers.
**[15:06] priestess**
First, you will change into
the garb of our order.
**[15:08] Tachibana**
Oh! I like that! Garb!
**[15:17] Tachibana**
No, um... Miss?
**[15:20] priestess**
Yes?
**[15:21] Tachibana**
This isn't clothing so much as underwear...
**[15:24] priestess**
It is the garb of our order.
**[15:25] Tachibana**
Actually, it's sort of just cloth, isn't it?
**[15:27] priestess**
It is the garb of our order.
**[15:29] Tachibana**
But this...
**[15:30] priestess**
That is our official dress.
**[15:33] priestess**
Only those wearing it are permitted
to enter our place of worship.
**[15:36] Tachibana**
U-Um...
**[15:38] priestess**
Please call for me once you've changed.
**[15:42] Tachibana**
I-I...
**[15:45] Tachibana**
Do I have to wear this even though it feels
like I'll lose something by doing it?
**[15:48] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[15:49] Jinguuji**
You know what our objective
in coming here is, right?
**[15:52] Tachibana**
To gather information.
**[15:53] Jinguuji**
That's right.
**[15:54] Tachibana**
You can't be...
**[15:56] Jinguuji**
Steel your nerve.
**[15:57] Jinguuji**
I already have.
**[15:59] Tachibana**
You're kidding me!
**[16:01] Tachibana**
This thing... All kinds of things
are gonna pop out! And you're...
**[16:12] Jinguuji**
Are you done, Tachibana?
**[16:15] Jinguuji**
I'm coming out.
**[16:17] Tachibana**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** punch punch punch
**[16:22] Tachibana**
Why aren't you wearing it?!
**[16:24] Jinguuji**
I'm wearing it under my suit!
**[16:26] ---**
Why aren't you wearing any clothes?
**[16:28] Tachibana**
What? Did you trick me?!
**[16:30] Tachibana**
You think it's okay to do
that just to humiliate me?!
**[16:33] Tachibana**
Just to see me in this micro-swimsuit?!
**[16:35] Jinguuji**
Don't make me out to be the bad guy!
**[16:37] Jinguuji**
The priestess was wearing
clothes, wasn't she?!
**[16:41] Tachibana**
Now that you mention it...
**[16:43] priestess**
Have you finished changing?
**[16:46] priestess**
Oh, it suits you very well!
**[16:48] priestess**
And the gentleman...
**[16:50] Jinguuji**
I'm still a little reluctant
to show so much skin.
**[16:53] priestess**
Are you wearing it underneath?
**[16:55] priestess**
Well, as you're only observing
today, that should be fine.
**[16:58] Tachibana**
That's fine?
**[17:00] Tachibana**
Then I'd like something to drape over me!
**[17:03] priestess**
In that case, take my robe.
**[17:04] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[17:05] priestess**
Will it do?
***SIGN*** Eek
**[17:09] Tachibana**
Sh-Showing that much skin to someone
you've just met is wrong, isn't it?
**[17:14] priestess**
I understand. I was surprised
when I first saw as well.
**[17:18] priestess**
It's quite all right! I am sure one day
that feeling will turn to joy!
**[17:22] Tachibana**
How is that all right?!
**[17:24] priestess**
Now, let us go.
**[17:27] priestess**
It is a sacred space,
so please, no carelessness.
**[17:44] priestess**
This is our place of worship.
**[17:47] priestess**
What do you think?
**[17:48] priestess**
Isn't it a splendidly holy sight?
**[17:52] priestess**
It's as though the deities have
come to play in the water.
**[17:57] Jinguuji**
Tachibana. Would you mind...
**[17:59] Jinguuji**
if I made this building cease to exist?
**[18:02] Tachibana**
Calm down. It's actually just
like you imagined, right?
**[18:05] Tachibana**
A pool at night filled with
revelers enjoying themselves.
**[18:08] Jinguuji**
It's like it's saying that my thoughts
are on the same level as that goddess,
**[18:11] ---**
which infuriates me to
the depths of my heart.
**[18:14] Jinguuji**
I want to make it as though it
never existed. I will do it!
**[18:16] Tachibana**
But it won't disappear from my memories.
**[18:19] priestess**
Well then, let's bring you into our faith.
**[18:22] Jinguuji**
Into the faith? But we only
meant to observe today.
**[18:25] priestess**
Don't worry. Just leave everything to me.
**[18:29] priestess**
You are exceptional.
**[18:31] ---**
In this world, you could
reach the highest heights.
**[18:33] Tachibana**
Huh? Um, Miss...
**[18:36] priestess**
So, please take off your clothes.
**[18:38] Tachibana**
But earlier you said I didn't need to.
**[18:41] priestess**
If you try it once, it will become addictive!
**[18:43] priestess**
Now, take it off. Let's take it off!
**[18:47] priestess**
Take it off!
**[18:48] Tachibana**
No! Stop it!
**[18:52] Tachibana**
I feel like something important's
been stolen from me.
**[18:57] priestess**
First, you must make the
most of what you have!
**[19:00] priestess**
You must show even more of your lovely skin!
**[19:03] priestess**
What's this? Why is that on your body?
**[19:07] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[19:08] priestess**
You... How could this be?
**[19:11] Tachibana**
Is there something wrong with my body?
**[19:13] priestess**
The mark of our gracious
goddess is on your body?
**[19:17] Tachibana**
Oh, now that you mention it...
**[19:19] believer 1**
How wicked!
**[19:21] believer 2**
That isn't something
you can do as a joke!
**[19:23] Tachibana**
A-And what happens if you've
got this on your body?
**[19:27] priestess**
After a proper judgment, a whipping at best.
***SIGN*** roooooar
**[19:31] priestess**
At worst, you'll be sent to a prison island.
**[19:34] Tachibana**
*I heard a scary word in there.*
**[19:36] believer 3**
With such a criminal in here,
the air will be tainted!
**[19:39] believer 4**
Hurry up and throw her out!
**[19:43] Jinguuji**
Don't touch her.
**[19:44] believer 5**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[19:50] Jinguuji**
Listen, believers!
**[19:51] Jinguuji**
We did not want for this stupid seal
to be carved into her body!
**[19:54] Jinguuji**
We didn't want it at all,
but we had no choice!
**[19:57] priestess**
Stupid seal?
**[19:59] Jinguuji**
That crappy goddess's seal!
Naturally, we'd refuse something like that!
**[20:03] priestess**
C-Crappy goddess?
**[20:06] Jinguuji**
The moment I was handed these swim briefs,
I should've knocked this temple down!
**[20:10] Tachibana**
You weren't wearing them?!
**[20:11] Jinguuji**
Why would I wear them?!
**[20:13] priestess**
Everyone, take up your weapons.
**[20:16] believers**
Yeah!
**[20:17] believer 5**
They shall receive regrets and
our goddess's love in spades!
**[20:21] Tachibana**
Their hate has gone from me to Jinguuji?
**[20:23] Tachibana**
You know if you live that way,
you'll shorten your lifespan.
**[20:27] Jinguuji**
It's more tiring trying
to be considerate of you.
**[20:30] Jinguuji**
And...
**[20:31] Jinguuji**
this is the kind of development I like.
**[20:34] Tachibana**
Is it?
**[20:38] Tachibana**
Wh-What's that?
**[20:40] Jinguuji**
Impressive. Magic, is it?
**[20:42] believer 5**
That magic is meant for the
conversion of heathens!
**[20:45] believer 5**
It won't come off until you declare love
for our goddess with a true heart!
**[20:48] Jinguuji**
What?!
**[20:49] Tachibana**
Magic that seems designed for
Jinguuji right off the bat?!
**[20:53] Tachibana**
Doesn't this world protect
freedom of religion?
**[20:56] Jinguuji**
As I thought, the religions of
this medieval world are worthless.
**[21:00] believer 5**
Until you learn to respect for our goddess,
we will continue your correction!
**[21:06] Tachibana**
It's like a lynch mob!
**[21:09] Jinguuji**
That will never sprout.
**[21:11] Tachibana**
They didn't get to the lynching bit.
**[21:13] believer 5**
How... My chains...
**[21:16] Jinguuji**
They weren't strong enough to be chains.
**[21:18] believer 5**
It can't be...
**[21:20] priestess**
I will not allow this outrage to continue!
**[21:22] priestess**
O Goddess, in your exalted seat,
master of the long ears...
**[21:26] believers**
Priestess!
**[21:28] Jinguuji**
Come on! If you think you can
fire at me, go ahead and fire!
**[21:31] Tachibana**
You seem like you're having fun.
**[21:33] Jinguuji**
We did not come here to
spill blood unnecessarily.
**[21:40] Jinguuji**
We wish to inspect the prophecy.
**[21:44] priestess**
The prophecy?
**[21:46] believer**
What would a heathen want with that?
**[21:48] Mouria**
Because these honored people
**[21:50] Mouria**
are heroes summoned here by the goddess.
**[21:55] priestess**
You are...
**[21:57] Mouria**
Hear me, believers!
**[21:59] Mouria**
Interfering with them is forbidden!
**[22:01] Mouria**
This is a royal command!
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] priestess**
Believers.
**[23:37] priestess**
We shall not turn our backs on the teachings
of the goddess of love and beauty.
**[23:40] ---**
We will bare our bodies—
**[23:42] Jinguuji**
That crappy goddess!
***SIGN*** Episode 9
Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Beautiful Girl
**[23:43] ---**
As I thought, she teaches nothing worthwhile!
**[23:45] priestess**
You! You have appeared once more!
# E9 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Beautiful Girl
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNWDN5/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-a-beautiful-girl)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:30] Jinguuji**
What is this?
**[01:31] Mouria**
A map of the world. What about it?
**[01:34] Jinguuji**
Nothing.
**[01:35] Tachibana**
It's shaped like a woman.
**[01:37] Mouria**
Now, let's go, hero.
**[01:41] Tachibana**
An audience with the king, huh?
**[01:44] Tachibana**
I'm worried I'm gonna screw this up.
**[01:46] Mouria**
Please don't worry about
any of that and just speak.
**[01:49] Mouria**
You are a treasure
created by our goddess.
**[01:53] Mouria**
In that sense, you are the only
one who is equal to royalty.
**[01:57] Jinguuji**
What do you mean?
**[01:59] Mouria**
The goddess of love and beauty
created our kingdom's royal family.
**[02:03] Mouria**
The first king received her blessing,
**[02:06] Mouria**
and her crest only appears upon the bodies
of those who inherit that same blessing.
**[02:10] Mouria**
It proves that they are of the
goddess's family, so to speak.
**[02:13] Jinguuji**
I see. So that's why it
would be a crime of perjury.
**[02:17] Jinguuji**
But haven't you thought that
Tachibana's crest might be fake?
**[02:20] Jinguuji**
Your preparations seem much too thorough.
**[02:22] Jinguuji**
You arrived too quickly after
we caused that uproar.
**[02:25] Jinguuji**
And there's far too little delay in
getting an audience with the king.
**[02:28] Jinguuji**
Hey, Shen!
**[02:29] Jinguuji**
How long have you had your eye on us?
**[02:31] Shen**
Oh, dear. Have I been found out?
**[02:34] Tachibana**
What is with you?
**[02:36] Shen**
Oh, supervisor. Haven't you
introduced yourself yet?
**[02:39] Jinguuji**
Supervisor?
**[02:40] Mouria**
Apologies for not saying sooner. I am
entrusted with the kingdom's intelligence.
**[02:45] Mouria**
My name is Mouria.
**[02:47] Mouria**
I will attend to your needs during
your stay in our kingdom—
**[02:51] Shen**
Oh, but to think that you are
the heroes, Jinguuji-san.
**[02:55] Shen**
No wonder you're so strong.
**[02:57] Shen**
I hope that you will continue
to favor me with your patronage.
**[03:00] Shen**
I will prove useful!
**[03:02] Shen**
Particularly at night,
in the bedroom, even...
**[03:07] Mouria**
Honored heroes...
**[03:10] Mouria**
The king awaits.
***SIGN*** Episode 9.
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
Knockout and a Beautiful Girl .
**[03:21] Vandam**
Thank you for coming.
**[03:23] Vandam**
We welcome you, heroes
summoned by our goddess!
**[03:31] Tachibana**
I can't anymore. I wanna go home.
**[03:32] Jinguuji**
Don't freak out.
**[03:34] Jinguuji**
All I see is a normal old guy
you'd see at a sauna.
**[03:38] Tachibana**
* The main characters of those stories where*
* they end up in another world are amazing!*
**[03:42] Tachibana**
* They make it through audiences*
* with royalty like it's normal.*
**[03:45] Jinguuji**
We are pleased to have the opportunity
to meet you, Your Majesty.
**[03:51] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[03:55] Tachibana**
*I see.*
**[03:56] Tachibana**
* He intends for me to charm the king to*
* give us an edge in this discussion, huh?*
**[04:01] Tachibana**
*Take this!*
**[04:02] Tachibana**
* This is my smile, the*
* cutest in all of history!*
**[04:06] Tachibana**
Hello!
**[04:11] Tachibana**
* Wait. Was giving a double*
* peace sign going too far?*
**[04:15] Vandam**
Our goddess's creations
are sublime and lovely.
**[04:19] Tachibana**
*Oof! And it didn't really even work!*
**[04:23] Tachibana**
*Oh, man. I wanna die.*
**[04:25] Jinguuji**
"The goddess's creations"?
Is that from the prophecy, too?
**[04:29] Vandam**
So the heroes are unaware of
the contents of the prophecy?
**[04:34] Jinguuji**
That's right.
**[04:35] Vandam**
In that case, bring out a lyre.
**[04:43] Vandam**
Dear King, are you doing well?
**[04:48] Vandam**
Yay!
**[04:51] Vandam**
In order to defeat the Demon Lord,
**[04:53] Vandam**
the most stirring and emo
hero in all the universe
**[04:58] Vandam**
has been summoned.
**[05:00] Vandam**
With cuteness on a completely
different level
**[05:02] Vandam**
everyone will fall in love with her.
**[05:05] Vandam**
It's seriously hilarious. Like, what?
**[05:08] Vandam**
I've left a star on my fav,
so go and search, okay?
**[05:11] Vandam**
Counting on ya to give
your full support, 'kay?
**[05:17] Vandam**
So quit fighting wars for now, pleeze.
**[05:22] chorus**
Pleeze!
**[05:23] Vandam**
I luv, luv you all. Kiss, kiss, bye!
**[05:27] chorus**
Kiss, kiss, bye!
**[05:31] soldiers**
What a beautiful poem!
**[05:33] soldiers**
Yes. And our king's beautiful
voice is splendid as well!
**[05:36] Tachibana**
That was amazing.
**[05:38] Jinguuji**
Yes, it was. Truly amazing.
**[05:40] Tachibana**
It really was.
**[05:42] Vandam**
Our goddess's words are complex and
it always takes time to decipher them.
**[05:47] Vandam**
By our goddess's hand, a beautiful young woman
was created and summoned here as a hero.
**[05:52] Vandam**
Find the one bearing the holy crest
so that we may be led to safety.
**[05:56] Vandam**
That is what the words must mean.
**[05:57] Jinguuji**
It's amazing that you turned those
words into something so nice.
**[06:01] Vandam**
Heroes who have been summoned here
by the goddess of love and beauty!
**[06:05] Vandam**
For the sake of demonstrating
our goddess' might,
**[06:07] Vandam**
you must do whatever it takes to defeat
the Demon Lord before anyone else!
**[06:10] Vandam**
To that purpose, we will not shirk
from lending you our support!
**[06:14] Jinguuji**
Really. Support? What kind specifically?
**[06:18] Vandam**
Well, let's see...
**[06:20] Vandam**
We can give them our national
budget for the year, right?
**[06:23] chancellor**
Will the national budget be enough?
**[06:25] general**
Please use the military's budget as well.
**[06:26] head of the merchants' guild**
Let's give them the taxes.
**[06:28] Tachibana**
This shows my charm definitely worked.
**[06:32] Tachibana**
Looks like my cuteness proved useful, huh?
**[06:35] Tachibana**
I think it's about time you
acknowledged it. Right?
**[06:38] Jinguuji**
Well, it's true it's a
handy face to have around.
**[06:41] Jinguuji**
Though it's not to my taste.
**[06:43] Tachibana**
You're still against it?
**[06:45] Tachibana**
It's been useful, so you
could give me some praise!
**[06:48] Tachibana**
Since I became a woman, you've gotten
colder toward me, don't you think?
**[06:51] Tachibana**
Like when we were fighting with Shen!
**[06:53] Mouria**
Excuse me for interrupting your conversation—
**[06:55] Tachibana**
Are you really saying that you
like Shen's body more than mine?!
**[06:59] Jinguuji**
It's a misunderstanding.
Did you need something?
**[07:02] Mouria**
Oh, that's right.
**[07:03] Mouria**
We've decided
to hold a banquet tonight.
**[07:07] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[07:07] Jinguuji**
A banquet?
**[07:13] Jinguuji**
So they wear normal clothes
at times like this.
**[07:15] Tachibana**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[07:24] Tachibana**
So what do you think?
**[07:25] Tachibana**
The maids all did their very best,
and it was worth it, right?
**[07:29] Tachibana**
Oh, you changed, too!
It looks good on you.
***SIGN*** Jinguuji Family Grave
**[07:47] Jinguuji**
Shen! Smelling salts!
**[07:48] Shen**
Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** Inhale Exhale
**[07:52] Tachibana**
Hey. What's wrong?
**[07:53] Jinguuji**
You're banned from entering.
**[07:55] Tachibana**
Why?!
**[08:01] Tachibana**
This is no fun. I wanna go inside.
**[08:05] Mouria**
I don't think there's anything to be done...
**[08:09] Jinguuji**
Will this be enough?
**[08:10] Tachibana**
Oh! Thank you!
**[08:15] Tachibana**
So what about alcohol?
**[08:16] Jinguuji**
You can't have any, of course.
***SIGN*** Dash
**[08:18] Jinguuji**
What will you do if things
turn out like that other time?
**[08:21] Tachibana**
Don't be so strict. Just a sip!
**[08:24] Jinguuji**
No. The alcohol is pretty strong.
**[08:27] Tachibana**
So you had some? No fair.
**[08:34] Shen**
Oh, it must be tough for you, Tachibana-san.
**[08:37] Shen**
This kingdom's alcohol is truly delicious!
**[08:40] Jinguuji**
You didn't need to say that.
**[08:42] Tachibana**
Is it good?
**[08:45] Tachibana**
I wanna drink good alcohol!
I wanna drink it! I wanna drink it!
**[08:49] Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[08:50] Jinguuji**
That's enough.
**[08:51] Tachibana**
Wh-What's with you?
**[08:53] Jinguuji**
Lately, you've been much too careless.
**[08:56] Tachibana**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[08:58] Jinguuji**
Throw away the idea that
you'll be fine if it's me.
**[09:01] Jinguuji**
What do you think will happen if I stop
being able to fight off your charm here?
**[09:05] Mouria**
Jinguuji-sama, this is a celebration.
There's no need to go that far.
**[09:09] Jinguuji**
No, this is a good opportunity.
**[09:10] Jinguuji**
Can you imagine the state I was in earlier?
**[09:14] Jinguuji**
It's hell on earth!
**[09:16] Jinguuji**
Your conduct lately has been intolerable.
**[09:18] Jinguuji**
Are you listening? Hey!
**[09:20] Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[09:24] Shen**
Do you feel disheartened?
**[09:26] Jinguuji**
Do I look disheartened?
**[09:27] Mouria**
Getting angry with that expression...
Anyone would react like that!
**[09:31] Tachibana**
*Blast it. Giving me a serious scolding...*
**[09:34] Tachibana**
*even though deep down he thinks I'm cute!*
**[09:37] Tachibana**
*No...*
**[09:39] Tachibana**
* Maybe I shouldn't because*
* I know how he feels.*
**[09:41] Tachibana**
* It's been a while since I've*
* seen him make that expression.*
**[09:45] Tachibana**
* That's right. Jinguuji's*
* warning me in his own way.*
**[09:50] Tachibana**
*But I...*
**[09:55] Tachibana**
* Keep fighting! I must maintain*
* my personal preferences!*
**[09:58] Tachibana**
* I don't know if it's a curse*
* or what, but Jinguuji's a man!*
**[10:01] Tachibana**
*I am a 32-year-old male!*
**[10:04] Tachibana**
*My ideal is a young, beautiful, blonde woman!*
**[10:06] Tachibana**
* If possible, a little childlike, but*
* still sharp, and a little melancholy...*
**[10:15] Tachibana**
*Yes, just...*
**[10:17] Tachibana**
*like this...*
**[10:20] Jinguuji**
Shen.
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** Aaaah
**[10:21] Shen**
Jinguuji-san.
**[10:22] Jinguuji**
Shen.
**[10:23] Shen**
Jinguuji-san.
**[10:23] Jinguuji**
Shen.
**[10:24] Shen**
Jinguuji-san.
**[10:26] Ygraine**
Is someone there?
**[10:29] Tachibana**
*Why did I go and hide?*
**[10:33] Ygraine**
Goodbye, world.
**[10:35] Tachibana**
What are you doing?!
**[10:37] Ygraine**
What do you mean?
It's plain to see I'm jumping.
**[10:39] Tachibana**
Like it's really normal?!
**[10:41] Ygraine**
What? Are you trying to convince me not to?
**[10:44] Tachibana**
Normally, that's what you do, right?
**[10:46] Tachibana**
No, no, no! A suicide right
in front of me is no joke!
**[10:49] Ygraine**
Oh, be quiet! It's pointless!
Everything in this world is pointless!
**[10:52] Tachibana**
Huh? Well... Um, there's... You know...
**[10:55] Tachibana**
*Why? Why have things turned out this way?*
**[10:57] Tachibana**
* What am I supposed to do*
* in a situation like this?*
**[11:00] Tachibana**
* They say things like "keep fighting" and*
* "don't give in" have the opposite effect...*
**[11:03] Tachibana**
*So should I try to distract her or something?*
**[11:05] Tachibana**
C-Could you give me some advice?
**[11:08] Ygraine**
Advice?
**[11:13] Ygraine**
You weren't born in this country, were you?
**[11:16] Tachibana**
You can tell?
**[11:17] Ygraine**
Well, I've never met someone
as beautiful as you.
**[11:21] Tachibana**
I think you're much more beautiful than I am.
**[11:25] Tachibana**
*What am I hitting on her for?!*
***SIGN*** Stare
**[11:27] Tachibana**
*I'm safe. I'm a girl right now. So it's fine!*
**[11:32] Ygraine**
I'm tired of hearing those words of praise.
**[11:34] Tachibana**
*Wow.*
**[11:37] Tachibana**
So the person I'm traveling with...
**[11:40] ---**
We've been together since we were little.
**[11:43] Tachibana**
He's a guy who can do everything.
**[11:46] Tachibana**
And I keep being a burden to him.
**[11:49] Tachibana**
So I looked to see if there
was something I could do,
**[11:53] Tachibana**
but I couldn't find anything.
**[11:55] Tachibana**
And I thought that at a banquet,
I might be able to use my looks to help,
**[12:00] Tachobana**
but on top of failing at that,
I got a real scolding.
***SIGN*** Sigh
**[12:06] Ygraine**
I see.
**[12:08] Ygraine**
I understand your worries.
**[12:11] Ygraine**
You wanted that person to say you're cute,
but you failed and now you're depressed.
**[12:14] Tachibana**
That's not it.
**[12:16] Ygraine**
The gentleman you're thinking of
just won't turn and look at you.
**[12:19] Ygraine**
Well, it is a common problem.
**[12:20] Tachibana**
That's not it.
**[12:21] Ygraine**
And I'm sorry.
**[12:23] Ygraine**
I've never not been praised, so I don't
think I'll have a good answer for you.
**[12:28] Tachibana**
* Huh, so she's the type who*
* doesn't listen either, right?*
**[12:32] Tachibana**
You know...
**[12:33] Tachibana**
I wanted regular advice about how
not to cause my partner more work...
**[12:38] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[12:39] (Flashback) Tachibana**
It's been useful, so you
could give me some praise!
**[12:43] Tachibana**
*Did I... want him to praise me?*
**[12:45] Tachibana**
*Oh man, I can't deny it.*
**[12:47] Tachibana**
* I totally want to bask in*
* that feeling of superiority.*
**[12:51] Tachibana**
*But...*
**[12:52] Tachibana**
* If all I want is to bask in my superiority,*
* I've charmed other men.*
**[12:56] Tachibana**
* No, having other guys praise me*
* doesn't make me happy.*
**[13:01] Tachibana**
*Why is that?*
**[13:02] Jinguuji**
You're amazing! You did so well!
**[13:06] Tachibana**
*Even after being with Jinguuji for so long,*
**[13:09] Tachibana**
*have I ever once been praised by him?*
**[13:12] Tachibana**
*No, I haven't. I seriously haven't!*
**[13:14] Tachibana**
*Have I wanted him to praise me?!*
**[13:17] Tachibana**
* Is my mentality so like an*
* elementary schooler's? Is it?*
***SIGN*** Hee hee hee
**[13:22] Ygraine**
You must love that person very much.
**[13:25] Tachibana**
I absolutely do not.
**[13:26] Ygraine**
Truly hopeless.
**[13:28] Tachibana**
H-H-Hopeless?!
**[13:30] Ygraine**
Hopeless, but it did prove a distraction.
**[13:36] Ygraine**
Thank you. I like you quite a bit.
**[13:41] Tachibana**
* My feeling this way about Jinguuji*
* is definitely the curse's fault.*
**[13:46] Tachibana**
*I know that.*
**[13:48] Tachibana**
* I mean, just spending time with that*
* beautiful girl has made me feel this good!*
**[13:54] Tachibana**
* These are my real feelings,*
* and those other feelings are fake.*
**[13:57] Tachibana**
Oh wow, she smelled so nice!
**[14:03] Jinguuji**
*As usual, he's really close.*
**[14:05] Shen**
I want to see your smile.
**[14:08] Jinguuji**
What's this all of a sudden? What's wrong?
**[14:10] Shen**
So please, make up as quickly as possible.
**[14:13] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana?
**[14:14] Ygraine**
*Thank you. I like you quite a bit.*
**[14:17] Jinguuji**
Who are you?
**[14:19] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[14:20] Tachibana**
Wha?! The real one?!
**[14:22] Ygraine**
So you're the hero!
**[14:25] Mouria**
Princess!
**[14:26] Tachibana**
P-Princess?
**[14:29] Ygraine**
I am the first princess of this
kingdom. I am called Ygraine.
**[14:33] Ygraine**
Last night I did not know and
so I was terribly impolite.
**[14:37] Jinguuji**
* I see. So she's the reason*
* Tachibana's acting strangely.*
**[14:41] Ygraine**
Honored hero, I have come
today with a request.
**[14:44] Ygraine**
Would you please take me on your journey
to defeat the Demon Lord?
**[14:49] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[14:51] Ygraine**
It feels like destiny!
**[14:53] Ygraine**
Please allow me to accompany you!
**[14:56] Ygraine**
Can't I?
**[14:59] Jinguuji**
Of course you can't.
**[15:02] Jinguuji**
Our journey is difficult,
dirty, and dangerous.
**[15:05] ---**
You could call it the three Ds.
**[15:06] Jinguuji**
It's not the kind of dreamlike
fantasy a child might imagine.
**[15:10] Ygraine**
Oh, there it is. Treating me
like a child. What a pain.
**[15:15] Ygraine**
Could you stay out of this
conversation, please?
**[15:19] Ygraine**
I am speaking with our honored hero.
**[15:22] Jinguuji**
Really?
**[15:23] Ygraine**
You should, well...
Do something amusing.
**[15:27] Ygraine**
You're serious and diligent.
**[15:29] ---**
But you don't know much
about the world, do you?
**[15:32] Ygraine**
You have every appearance of
a stiff and pointless man.
**[15:38] Ygraine**
Hmph. Prideful men are all like this.
**[15:45] Tachibana**
Jinguuji!
**[15:46] Tachibana**
I-I know you're angry!
**[15:48] Tachibana**
So don't do anything stupid like arson!
**[15:56] Tachibana**
*Th-This is...*
**[15:57] Tachibana**
* When a supervisor asked for a*
* party-trick-level performance,*
**[16:01] Tachibana**
* without compromising his honor,*
* he made use of the fire alarm*
**[16:04] Tachibana**
* so that party tricks were declared*
* forbidden! His special technique!*
**[16:07] Tachibana**
*Fire-breathing!*
**[16:09] Jinguuji**
Was that entertaining, princess?
**[16:12] Ygraine**
This guy...
**[16:14] Jinguuji**
You probably meant it as revenge
for my treating you like a child,
**[16:18] Jinguuji**
but you picked the wrong opponent.
**[16:19] Jinguuji**
Unfortunately, there is nothing I cannot do.
**[16:23] Jinguuji**
Why do you want to travel
with us in the first place?
**[16:26] Ygraine**
That's...
**[16:28] Tachibana**
That's enough, isn't it, Jinguuji?
**[16:30] Tachibana**
She's hesitating because she's got a reason
she doesn't want to tell us, right?
**[16:33] Tachibana**
Pushing further would be childish.
**[16:35] Ygraine**
Hero.
**[16:37] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[16:38] Tachibana**
*I'm sorry, Jinguuji!*
**[16:40] Tachibana**
*But the punch of a sound argument...*
**[16:42] Tachibana**
*It doesn't work well on an adolescent!*
**[16:45] Tachibana**
*So it might go back to...*
**[16:46] (Flashback) Ygraine**
Goodbye, world.
**[16:48] Tachibana**
* And when I think it might turn out like that,*
* I just can't take a strong stance!*
**[16:52] Tachibana**
* We'll give up on convincing*
* her through a frontal attack*
**[16:54] Tachibana**
*and go for weak points instead!*
**[16:56] Vandam**
Of course you can't! No!
**[17:00] Vandam**
Suddenly saying you want to go on a journey...
**[17:02] Vandam**
What will you do about your official duties?
**[17:04] Vandam**
And most importantly, siding against
the Demon Lord will be dangerous!
**[17:08] Tachibana**
* When having trouble dealing*
* with willful kids...*
**[17:10] Tachibana**
* That's right! The best thing*
* is to rely on their parent!*
**[17:13] Vandam**
Besides, you can't even
get dressed by yourself.
**[17:15] Vandam**
And you can't sleep without
your favorite towel.
**[17:19] Tachibana**
* I didn't think it'd become*
* a public execution.*
**[17:21] Jinguuji**
*Impressive as usual, Tachibana.*
**[17:23] Jinguuji**
*By leaving it to her parent,*
**[17:25] Jinguuji**
* her heart will be smoothly,*
* efficiently crushed.*
**[17:28] Jinguuji**
* I was right in thinking that*
* you're suited to human resources.*
**[17:31] Jinguuji**
* For thinking, even for a moment, that you*
* wanted to bring a woman on our journey*
**[17:35] Jinguuji**
*I wish you'd punch me.*
**[17:36] Vandam**
As things stand, what do
you think, honored hero?
**[17:40] Jinguuji**
Of course, it is just as
you say, Your Majesty.
**[17:42] Jinguuji**
At the very least, she should be able
to go to the bathroom alone at night.
***SIGN*** Talk Talk Talk Talk
**[17:45] Jinguuji**
And as royalty, her duties
should take precedence.
**[17:47] Tachibana**
*Idiot, cut it out!*
**[17:48] Tachibana**
* What're you trying to*
* increase the damage for?*
**[17:48] Jinguuji**
I'm sure there are things she must
do for the sake of the people.
**[17:51] Jinguuji**
Don't panic, Tachibana. It's all right.
**[17:53] Jinguuji**
I understand everything.
**[17:55] Jinguuji**
"Break her until there's nothing left," right?
**[17:58] Tachibana**
*I'm sure he doesn't get it at all!*
**[18:00] Vandam**
Yggie, you understand, don't you?
**[18:03] Vandam**
Don't ask for things like a
willful child might anymore.
**[18:07] Ygraine**
Father.
**[18:08] Ygraine**
It's slipped.
**[18:11] Ygraine**
And, Four-Eyes, are you having
fun looking so smug?
**[18:14] Ygraine**
Even though you don't
understand a single thing?
**[18:17] Ygraine**
Oh, this is just ludicrous!
**[18:19] Ygraine**
Father and Four-Eyes, both!
Everyone's stupid! Baldy!
**[18:22] Ygraine**
I don't care about Demon Lords
or heroes anymore!
**[18:24] Ygraine**
This world can just get destroyed!
**[18:25] Vandam**
Sh-She knew?
**[18:27] Mouria**
Your Majesty, stay strong!
**[18:29] Tachibana**
Princess!
**[18:30] Jinguuji**
Wait, Tachibana.
**[18:31] Jinguuji**
We may be inside the castle, but you
shouldn't move around on your own.
**[18:34] Tachibana**
Don't follow me!
**[18:36] Tachibana**
You're way too bad at handling adolescents!
**[18:38] Tachibana**
It's better if I do this alone!
**[18:43] Tachibana**
Princess, are you there?
**[18:46] Tachibana**
Whoa! What are you doing?!
***SIGN*** Bash Bash
**[18:49] Ygraine**
It's plain to see I'm venting my anger.
**[18:52] Tachibana**
I can tell!
**[18:53] Ygraine**
I have to do at least this much, or else...
**[18:55] Ygraine**
This is what it means to live here!
**[18:59] Tachibana**
That's amazing!
**[19:00] ---**
It's commendable that you know
how to blow off steam.
**[19:03] Tachibana**
And because you're commendable, please...
**[19:05] Tachibana**
Won't you calm down, just a little?
**[19:06] Ygraine**
Hero, the truth is...
**[19:09] Ygraine**
I don't even have the freedom to leave.
**[19:13] Ygraine**
My mother died when I was born...
**[19:16] Ygraine**
and my father became overly protective.
**[19:19] Ygraine**
I don't have any friends who share
my station or are close to my age...
**[19:23] Ygraine**
No memories of running across
grassy fields... Nothing.
**[19:27] Ygraine**
I've never found anything I wanted to do.
**[19:30] Ygraine**
It's all pointless.
**[19:32] Tachibana**
*Oh, I've seen this before.*
**[19:36] Tachibana**
*No wonder I can't leave her alone.*
**[19:39] Tachibana**
Princess.
**[19:41] Tachibana**
Is there anything I can do?
**[19:43] Tachibana**
I'll help!
**[19:44] Tachibana**
If there's something you want to do,
then I want to make it a reality.
**[19:49] Ygraine**
Hero! You'll help me?
**[19:52] Tachibana**
Of course!
**[19:55] Ygraine**
Rise, my people!
**[19:57] Ygraine**
A king who is caught up in outward beauty and
forgets true worth is unfit to rule!
**[20:02] Tachibana**
Um, wait... What is this?
**[20:06] chancellor A**
The leaders of the rebellion are
Princess Ygraine and the hero.
**[20:10] chancellor A**
The rebel army is calling for a new ruler
and the abolishment hereditary succession.
**[20:16] Vandam**
How did this happen?
**[20:19] chancellor B**
Now that it's come to this, we have no choice.
We'll deploy the military and—
**[20:21] Vandam**
If we do that and Yggie
gets hurt, what then?
**[20:25] Vandam**
We can't!
**[20:27] chancellor B**
Then what if we use the intelligence
department to contain the princess in secret?
**[20:32] Vandam**
That's good.
**[20:34] chancellor C**
Can you do it, intelligence department?
**[20:36] chancellor D**
Isn't this the time for a
deadweight department to shine?
**[20:39] chancellor B**
Can you do it?
**[20:40] Mouria**
W-We can!
**[20:42] Vandam**
Well said. I'm counting on you!
**[20:44] Shen**
So our supervisor, unable to
refuse such unreasonable demands,
**[20:48] Shen**
has gone to make a suicide attack on
the rebel army. That was the highlight.
**[20:51] Jinguuji**
I see. Well, that's good.
**[20:53] Shen**
Even in a melancholy mood, you're sublime.
**[20:56] Jinguuji**
*Tachibana, what should I do?*
**[20:59] Jinguuji**
*Staying with a rebel army is too dangerous!*
**[21:02] Jinguuji**
* I want to drag you back here,*
* even if it's against your will, but...*
**[21:04] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Yay!
**[21:07] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Don't follow me!
**[21:09] Jinguuji**
* Could it be that Tachibana actually*
* wanted to travel with that woman?*
**[21:14] Jinguuji**
*It can't be.*
**[21:16] Jinguuji**
*No... It's possible.*
**[21:18] Jinguuji**
* She's got exactly the kind of looks*
* Tachibana likes. Plus, she's a princess!*
**[21:23] Jinguuji**
* When we went to have the*
* king give her a scolding,*
**[21:25] Jinguuji**
* was it actually to have the*
* king give his permission?*
**[21:28] (Flashback) Ygraine**
Even though you don't
understand a single thing?
**[21:32] Jinguuji**
*I don't understand a single thing?*
**[21:35] Jinguuji**
*Tachibana!*
**[21:36] Jinguuji**
*What is it that I should do?!*
**[21:45] Shen**
I shall give my report.
**[21:47] Shen**
Mouria has failed and been captured.
**[21:50] Vandam**
So it was futile after all.
**[21:52] Vandam**
Somehow, I had the feeling it would be.
**[21:54] Shen**
What a coincidence. So did I.
**[21:57] Vandam**
There's no other choice.
**[22:01] Vandam**
Call in that person.
**[22:03] Shen**
That person?
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Mouria**
This is Mouria!
**[23:36] Mouria**
Everyone, studying and working
every day must be really hard.
**[23:39] Mouria**
Please make sure not to
push yourself too hard.
**[23:41] Mouria**
I've tried a little too hard and gotten
myself caught by the rebel army!
***SIGN*** Episode 10
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Rebel Army
**[23:44] Mouria**
Sob, sob!
**[23:45] Mouria**
Next time! "A Guy Who Reincarnated as
a Fantasy Knockout and a Rebel Army!"
**[23:47] Mouria**
Next time, we've got a guy who reincarnated
as a fantasy knockout again, too!
# E10 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Rebel Army
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVX7V5/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-a-rebel-army)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:30] soldier**
Her Highness the Princess will
make a speech! Listen carefully!
**[01:33] villager 1**
Who cares about a speech?!
**[01:35] villager 1**
When it comes to war, it's always us,
the people, who suffer!
**[01:38] villager 2**
And a rebellion?! Stop using the citizens
in a fight with your own family!
**[01:43] villager A**
We'll never side with a rebel army!
**[01:46] villager A**
Not unless a super beautiful woman
who's exactly my type begs me!
**[01:50] Ygraine**
Please, everyone! Won't you please help me?
**[01:55] villager B**
Nakam!
**[01:57] villager C**
It's true that Nakam has a weakness for women
who fit the standard image of beauty,
**[02:01] villager C**
but I prefer the cute devilish type.
**[02:03] villager C**
No well-bred young lady
is going to blow my mind.
**[02:07] villager C**
So c-c-c—
**[02:10] villager B**
Sugi!
**[02:11] villager B**
Are you okay? Hang in there!
**[02:13] villager C**
My brain... My brain...
**[02:14] villager B**
Crap. But everything's okay.
**[02:17] villager B**
Because this man likes
slightly unhappy girls
**[02:20] villager B**
and their embarrassed, unexpected smiles.
**[02:23] villager B**
She can't possibly be all of those things,
**[02:26] ---**
even if she is a princess...
**[02:28] Ygraine**
And now, our honored hero
will make an appearance!
**[02:35] Ygraine**
Hero, smile! Smile!
**[02:42] Ygraine**
Justice is on our side!
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a .
Fantasy Knockout and a Rebel Army .
**[02:53] Ygraine**
Amazing, head maid!
**[02:55] Ygraine**
The uniforms you procured and
your instructions on how to behave
**[02:59] Ygraine**
made everything so easy!
**[03:01] Tachibana**
*How did things end up like this?*
**[03:03] Tachibana**
* And why do I have to get*
* on stage like a pop idol?*
**[03:06] Tachibana**
*And this skirt! It's too short!*
**[03:10] Tachibana**
*It's impossible to ignore how drafty it is!*
**[03:12] Tachibana**
* The thought that that-which-must-not-be-seen*
* might be seen is driving me mad!*
**[03:15] Tachibana**
* And if I get too cold,*
* it might upset my stomach!*
**[03:18] Tachibana**
*I yearn for the tights I usually wear!*
**[03:21] Tachibana**
* Plus, I can't shake this intense*
* feeling of shame!*
**[03:24] Tachibana**
*Being naked would be better!*
**[03:26] Tachibana**
*I can't do this anymore! I'm gonna go change!*
**[03:31] Kalm**
Princess.
**[03:32] Kalm**
I think it might be time
to begin the next phase.
**[03:35] Ygraine**
The next phase?
**[03:37] Kalm**
Let us have an armed uprising.
**[03:39] Ygraine**
Violence is uncivilized.
**[03:41] Ygraine**
I'm having our precious
citizens help us. That's all.
**[03:45] Ygraine**
I don't want them getting hurt.
**[03:47] Ygraine**
At the very worst,
we'll use starvation tactics.
**[03:51] Ygraine**
I'll have them capitulate
without any bloodshed.
**[03:54] Kalm**
Understood. As you will, Your Highness.
**[04:00] Ygraine**
Has it been a year since
you started serving me?
**[04:04] Ygraine**
I've been able to come this far
because of the hero...
**[04:06] Ygraine**
and the plan you thought up for me.
**[04:09] Ygraine**
Thank you.
**[04:13] Kalm**
If you'll excuse me.
**[04:14] Ygraine**
Yes. I'll leave the rest to you.
**[04:23] Tachibana**
These tights make me feel so much better!
**[04:25] Tachibana**
This is how it should be!
**[04:27] Tachibana**
* The rebellion is going*
* to keep going, isn't it?*
**[04:30] Tachibana**
* Which means I'm gonna have to keep wearing*
* this uniform in front of people.*
**[04:36] Tachibana**
*Okay! I'll run away!*
**[04:39] Tachibana**
*Sorry, Yggie.*
**[04:40] Tachibana**
* I'm just not ready to be a mermaid,*
* tempting people with bare legs.*
**[04:46] villager 1**
It's the hero!
**[04:47] villager 2**
The hero has shown herself!
**[04:49] villager 3**
Hero!
**[04:51] villager 4**
Please show us the way!
**[04:56] Tachibana**
* First, I guess I'll look for the tiara*
* the head maid took from me.*
**[05:03] Tachibana**
* That said, I can't even guess*
* where I should start looking.*
**[05:07] Mouria**
Is someone there?
**[05:09] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[05:14] Tachibana**
What?
**[05:17] Mouria**
When the head maid caught me,
I had no idea what I was going to do!
**[05:21] Tachibana**
For a sec, I thought you were
interested in this kind of thing.
**[05:23] Mouria**
I am not.
**[05:25] Mouria**
Why don't you come back with me for now?
**[05:27] Mouria**
Jinguuji-sama is worried, too.
**[05:31] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Don't follow me!
**[05:33] Tachibana**
* I was wondering about him*
* not coming to get me,*
**[05:35] Tachibana**
*but since we're talking about Jinguuji...*
**[05:37] Tachibana**
* "Why don't you go travel*
* with the princess then?"*
**[05:39] Tachibana**
*That's what he's thinking. I'm sure of it.*
**[05:41] Tachibana**
*He's so easy to read.*
**[05:47] Tachibana**
How did things end up like this?!
**[05:49] soldier**
Is someone there?
**[05:50] Tachibana**
Oh! This is bad!
**[05:51] Tachibana**
Sorry, Mouria-chan!
**[05:58] Mouria**
No!
**[05:59] Mouria**
Wait! Don't leave me behind!
**[06:03] Tachibana**
*Helpless... I'm completely powerless!*
**[06:07] villager 1**
Oh! Hero!
**[06:09] villagers**
Hero! Hero! Hero!
**[06:11] villagers**
Hero!
**[06:17] Tachibana**
*Oh, everything's going wrong!*
**[06:20] Tachibana**
* I've managed to work through everything that's*
* happened to me in this world one way or another.*
**[06:25] Tachibana**
*No, wait. It's not that I did well.*
**[06:30] Tachibana**
* It's just that I can't even do*
* this much without Jinguuji's help.*
**[06:34] Tachibana**
*I'm no hero.*
**[06:37] (Flashback) friend**
Tachibana-kun, it's amazing you can be with
Jinguuji so much when you're like that.
**[06:42] (Flashback) friend**
Are you sure he doesn't think
you're causing him trouble?
**[06:46] Tachibana**
What am I, really?
**[06:51] Kalm**
Has something happened, honored hero?
**[06:57] Kalm**
Does the fragrance of the tea
not suit your tastes?
**[07:00] Tachibana**
No, it's not that!
**[07:02] Tachibana**
Head maid, am I really being useful?
**[07:07] Kalm**
It seems you are a little tired, honored hero.
**[07:12] Kalm**
Please leave everything to me.
**[07:15] Tachibana**
Huh? What's about to happen to me?
**[07:28] Kalm**
How is it?
**[07:29] Tachibana**
The best!
**[07:35] Tachibana**
Hey, what is this slippery stuff?
**[07:38] Kalm**
Slime.
**[07:39] Tachibana**
Sli—!
**[07:40] Kalm**
It's a secret beauty regimen
of the royal family.
**[07:42] Kalm**
Beauty is a strange thing, isn't it?
**[07:44] Kalm**
It can seduce or guide someone.
**[07:48] Kalm**
Thanks to your beauty, honored hero,
Her Highness's wish has been granted.
**[07:54] Kalm**
I think you are definitely being helpful.
**[07:58] Tachibana**
H-Head maid!
**[08:00] Tachibana**
Thank you for consoling me!
**[08:03] Tachibana**
Lots of stuff has happened
since I came to this world,
**[08:07] Tachibana**
but the one who has dealt with
all of it was Jinguuji.
**[08:10] Tachibana**
I wish he'd understand how I end up feeling
like, "I don't think you need me."
**[08:13] Tachibana**
Plus, he's seriously tired.
**[08:16] Tachibana**
I keep thinking that he might
die because of me.
**[08:21] Tachibana**
How did things end up like this?
**[08:25] Kalm**
I have heard that your body was
bestowed upon you by the goddess.
**[08:30] Kalm**
You continue to face danger
due to your beauty.
**[08:33] Kalm**
You cannot do anything due to the frailness
of your body. Thinking of it that way...
**[08:39] Kalm**
The goddess is the cause
of everything, is she not?
**[08:43] Tachibana**
So it wasn't my fault?
**[08:45] Tachibana**
Everything's the goddess's fault?
**[08:47] Kalm**
Honored hero, I understand your worries.
**[08:51] Kalm**
Though it may be presumptuous of me,
I would like to help grant your wish.
**[09:04] goddess of beauty**
Yup. The best snack to pair
with a drink has to be...
**[09:08] goddess of beauty**
Ta-dah!
**[09:09] goddess of beauty**
Squid!
**[09:11] goddess of beauty**
It's time to watch over all the
cute little ones on the ground
**[09:14] goddess of beauty**
as I enjoy my evening drink!
**[09:19] goddess of beauty**
This is...
**[09:20] goddess of beauty**
Have they finally started
interfering directly?
**[09:23] Kalm**
You're jealous, aren't you?
**[09:25] Kalm**
Even though it's you who truly
possesses the status of hero,
**[09:29] Kalm**
Jinuugi-sama keeps ignoring that,
and you're envious of him, aren't you?
**[09:35] Kalm**
Let's keep our distance
from him for a while.
**[09:38] Kalm**
You will gain power.
**[09:40] Kalm**
I will teach you how to do so.
**[09:44] Tachibana**
Yeah...
**[09:45] Kalm**
And we'll let everyone know...
**[09:47] Kalm**
what an outstanding human you are.
**[09:51] Tachibana**
Yeah...
**[09:55] Tachibana**
*I had a dream about when I was little.*
**[09:57] Tachibana**
*My vision was blurred with tears,*
**[09:59] Tachibana**
*so it might not have been a good dream.*
**[10:04] Tachibana**
* I feel like elementary school was when*
* there was the most irrational violence.*
**[10:09] Tachibana**
* The one on the receiving*
* end is simply miserable.*
**[10:11] Tachibana**
* It hurts, it's infuriating,*
* and it's frustrating.*
**[10:14] Tachibana**
* Bullies know exactly what people*
* don't want to have done to them.*
**[10:19] Tachibana**
*And I think...*
**[10:21] Tachibana**
*someone... anyone...*
**[10:28] Tachibana**
*I wanted someone to beat these guys up for me.*
**[10:32] (Flashback) bully A**
This guy's crazy!
**[10:33] (Flashback) bully B**
Run!
**[10:38] (Flashback) elementary Jinguuji**
Hey, you okay?
**[10:40] Tachibana**
*Oh, I see.*
**[10:42] Tachibana**
* This is my memory of the*
* first time I met Jinguuji.*
**[10:47] (Flashback) elementary Tachibana**
Thanks.
**[10:48] (Flashback) elementary Jinguuji**
It's fine.
**[10:49] (Flashback) elementary Jinguuji**
If someone's in trouble,
it's only natural to help.
**[10:52] Tachibana**
* We were in the same class,*
* but he was always alone.*
**[10:56] Tachibana**
*A guy I couldn't understand.*
**[10:58] (Flashback) elementary Tachibana**
Wow! You're doing judo? You're super strong!
**[11:03] Tachibana**
*I see. I'd never thought about it.*
**[11:06] Tachibana**
*Ever since I met him...*
**[11:09] (Flashback) elementary Tachibana**
You were just like a ****!
**[11:12] Tachibana**
*I ****** ** to him.*
**[11:15] Tachibana**
*Was I jealous of him?*
**[11:18] Tachibana**
*Somehow, I feel like I...*
**[11:20] (Flashback) elementary Jinguuji**
****? What's that?
**[11:22] (Flashback) elementary Tachibana**
How can you possibly not know?
**[11:26] Tachibana**
*I'm a terrible guy.*
**[11:31] Tachibana**
Huh? Did I fall asleep?
**[11:34] Kalm**
Partway through your treatment.
**[11:36] Tachibana**
Really? Sorry.
**[11:40] Tachibana**
My body, condition, and mood
all feel incredibly good.
**[11:43] Tachibana**
Thank you, head maid.
**[11:45] Kalm**
Not at all. I am glad if I have been of use.
**[11:49] Kalm**
You must be tired.
**[11:50] Kalm**
I think it would be best if you
took today off and got some sleep.
**[11:53] Tachibana**
Yeah. I'll do that.
**[11:56] Tachibana**
G'night.
**[11:59] Kalm**
Good night.
**[12:01] Kalm**
This time, have an even more pleasant dream.
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
**[12:05] Shen**
Wow!
**[12:07] Shen**
That's amazing!
**[12:10] messenger 1**
I have a report!
**[12:11] messenger 1**
That certain person has arrived!
**[12:13] Vandam**
What? Let him through! Let him through!
**[12:17] Jinguuji**
*Certain person?*
**[12:19] Schwartz**
E-Excuse the intrusion!
**[12:22] Schwartz**
Um, is it okay if I come in?
**[12:26] Schwartz**
Oh!
**[12:27] Schwartz**
It's Jinguuji-san! I'm so glad!
There's someone I know here!
**[12:31] Jinguuji**
Oh, it's Schwartz-kun. It's been a while.
**[12:35] Schwartz**
Yes, it's been a while!
Huh? Where's Tachibana-san?
**[12:38] Jinguuji**
Tachibana is with the princess.
**[12:40] Schwartz**
What? Princess? There's a princess?
**[12:42] Schwartz**
Whoa! I wanna meet her.
Do you think I can meet her?
**[12:45] Schwartz**
Actually, I'm going to have an
audience with the king of this land.
**[12:49] Schwartz**
I've got an audience. An audience!
**[12:52] Schwartz**
I'm super nervous. For real!
**[12:54] Schwartz**
Hilarious, right? Seriously.
**[12:56] Schwartz**
Oh, Jinguuji-san, are you sort
of waiting for an audience, too?
**[13:01] Jinguuji**
Schwartz-kun.
**[13:03] Jinguuji**
This is the king of this land.
**[13:05] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[13:05] Vandam**
Yes.
**[13:06] Vandam**
What an energetic youth.
**[13:08] ---**
Just a little older than
my daughter, I think.
**[13:12] Schwartz**
I'm sorry. Can I start over from my entrance?
**[13:15] Vandam**
Do as you wish.
**[13:19] Schwartz**
It is a pleasure to meet you, Your Majesty!
**[13:22] Schwartz**
My name is Schwartz von Lichtenstein—
**[13:26] Lucius**
Your Majesty, we have offered great offense.
**[13:28] Vandam**
N-Not at all. Raise your heads.
**[13:32] Vandam**
You have suffered many hardships.
**[13:34] ---**
Thank you for coming.
**[13:35] Vandam**
To get straight to the point, Lord Schwartz,
**[13:38] Vandam**
due to a rebellion lead
by my beloved daughter, Yggie,
**[13:42] Vandam**
this kingdom is in a very perilous state.
**[13:45] Vandam**
Her speeches have convinced villagers and
castle townsfolk alike to join her faction,
**[13:49] Vandam**
and they have become a great military force.
**[13:51] Vandam**
Perhaps due to a lack of leadership,
a portion of them are said to be rioting.
**[13:57] Vandam**
However...
**[13:58] Vandam**
for many years, we've been in a stalemate
with the country across the sea from us.
**[14:04] Vandam**
We must focus our military there.
**[14:07] Vandam**
That is why we lack the manpower
for a suppression force.
**[14:10] Vandam**
If possible, we do not want
to use our last resort.
**[14:14] Jinguuji**
*Last resort?*
**[14:16] Vandam**
Will you save our kingdom, Lord Schwartz?
**[14:19] Schwartz**
All right! Let's do it!
**[14:22] Lucius**
If you'll excuse us for a moment.
**[14:24] Vandam**
Y-Yes.
**[14:30] Lucius**
Schwartz, I've told you to stop
answering without thinking.
**[14:34] Lucius**
There's the chance they'll use your status
as hero, leaving you caught in some plot!
**[14:38] Schwartz**
But, master...
**[14:40] Schwartz**
If there's rioting, then the village
and the people are in danger...
**[14:44] Schwartz**
I can think about where I stand later.
**[14:48] Schwartz**
If there are people in trouble,
I want to save them.
**[14:50] Schwartz**
If my strength can be of use...
**[14:53] Schwartz**
That's enough for now, isn't it?
**[14:57] Lucius**
Schwartz...
**[14:59] (Flashback) Schwartz**
Wow! Master, did you make dinner today?
**[15:03] (Flashback) Schwartz**
Master, I will overcome this! This wall!
**[15:08] (Flashback) Schwartz**
One day, master, I'd like
to visit your homeland.
**[15:12] (Flashback) Schwartz**
Master!
**[15:16] Lucius**
* Can it be true that Schwartz has grown*
* enough to say something like this?*
**[15:24] Schwartz**
What's wrong, master?!
**[15:26] Schwartz**
Did I mess up again somehow?
**[15:28] Lucius**
You should do what you want to do.
**[15:30] Schwartz**
What? Can I?
**[15:34] Schwartz**
Your Majesty!
**[15:35] Schwartz**
What is it that we should do?
**[15:39] Schwartz**
M-Master...
**[15:41] Schwartz**
What should I do about this?
**[15:44] Schwartz**
And why are you so far away?!
**[15:47] rebel C**
Who d'you think you are, huh?
**[15:49] rebel C**
What're you looking at, huh?
**[15:52] rebel B**
You wanna get beat to death, huh?
**[15:55] rebel C**
Underestimate us and we're not
gonna go easy on you, get it?!
**[15:59] Lucius**
To start with, shall we try talking?
**[16:01] Schwartz**
I see!
**[16:02] Schwartz**
Even if we're up against people like that,
we should learn about them first, right?
**[16:06] Schwartz**
That's just like you, master!
**[16:08] Schwartz**
Young people!
**[16:10] Lucius**
We are done with listening to
your oppressive verbal attacks!
**[16:12] Schwartz**
My name is Schwartz von Lichten—
**[16:14] Lucius**
This is simply a riot and nothing more!
**[16:16] Lucius**
This is the order of the king!
**[16:18] Lucius**
If you disperse now, all is well!
**[16:20] Lucius**
Otherwise, you shall become
dew on my sword and fall!
**[16:23] rebel A**
Dew on a sword? What a fancy,
roundabout way to talk!
**[16:27] rebel C**
Unforgivable.
**[16:28] rebel B**
Make it easy to understand and say
you're gonna beat us to death!
**[16:31] Schwartz**
This is "talking"?
**[16:32] Lucius**
What good would speaking
nicely to criminals do?
**[16:36] rebel A**
There's only two of you?
What're you gonna do?
**[16:38] rebel B**
We're never gonna disband!
**[16:41] rebel A**
Spreading word of the hero and princess's beauty
throughout the world is our sacred duty!
**[16:46] Schwartz**
Huh? Was that the reason for the rebellion?!
**[16:49] rebel C**
We'll start with the royal capital!
**[16:51] rebel A**
Let's do it!
**[16:54] Schwartz**
What should we do, master?
**[16:56] Lucius**
Do it.
**[16:57] Schwartz**
Huh? Do it? Me?
**[16:59] Lucius**
How long will you fear the
strength of that sword?
**[17:03] Lucius**
You shouldn't be pushed around
by power. You should use it!
**[17:08] Lucius**
Remember, Schwartz!
**[17:10] ---**
Think back to those days of
harsh training spent with me!
**[17:14] Lucius**
That sword of yours will cut
through whatever you desire.
**[17:18] Lucius**
Isn't that right?
**[17:22] rebel C**
What're you nattering on about?!
**[17:24] rebel C**
Quit pretending you aren't freaking out!
**[17:27] Schwartz**
Oh! No...ble Treasures!
**[17:33] Schwartz**
Y-Yes! I did it!
**[17:35] Schwartz**
Did you see that, master?
**[17:37] Lucius**
Yes, I did.
**[17:39] Schwartz**
This is the true might
of the holy sword, Gram!
**[17:42] Schwartz**
I'm so glad! Gram, I'm really so glad!
**[17:46] Schwartz**
When you got eaten by that
armor, I thought that was it!
**[17:50] rebel C**
Huh?
**[17:51] rebel A**
Why are we all standing out
in a field buck naked?
**[17:55] rebel B**
In front of the royal capital at that...
**[17:57] rebel C**
And there's only men here...
**[17:59] rebel B**
Should we head home?
**[18:00] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[18:01] rebel A**
Yeah. Since we have the opportunity
and everything, let's head home naked!
**[18:05] rebel A**
Retreat!
**[18:07] Schwartz**
Master, we won... right?
**[18:13] Lucius**
Schwartz, that sword may be even
more amazing than we'd imagined.
**[18:17] Schwartz**
Please praise me too, master!
**[18:23] Schwartz**
If you'll excuse me!
**[18:29] Schwartz**
I got praised.
**[18:31] Schwartz**
And by the king himself!
**[18:35] Schwartz**
Being praised by the king...
**[18:36] Schwartz**
Now that's getting reincarnated
in another world!
**[18:39] Schwartz**
It feels like my reincarnation into
another world is finally getting stared!
**[18:44] Schwartz**
Man, I'm so happy!
It's like my spring has come.
**[18:47] Lucius**
Yes, yes. Wow, amazing.
You're so impressive.
**[18:51] Schwartz**
Does this mean I'm on the princess route?
**[18:54] Schwartz**
Should I go ahead and save this kingdom?
**[18:56] Lucius**
If you get too cocky...
**[18:58] Lucius**
I'll punch you.
**[19:00] Schwartz**
Ow...
**[19:02] Schwartz**
Huh? Oh, it's Jinguuji-san!
**[19:04] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san!
**[19:06] Schwartz**
Listen to this! My reincarnation into
another world has finally gotten started!
**[19:12] Jinguuji**
Really? I'm happy for you.
**[19:17] Schwartz**
Could it be that Jinguuji-san
has been like this
**[19:19] Schwartz**
ever since he separated
from Tachibana-san?
**[19:22] Shen**
Yes. There's no point in
playing with him anymore.
**[19:28] Schwartz**
Tachibana-san only cheated on
Jinguuji-san a little, and he's like this.
**[19:33] Schwartz**
It seems Jinguuji-san was
born of humans after all.
**[19:35] Jinguuji**
"Cheated"?
**[19:37] Jinguuji**
Did you just say "cheated"?
**[19:40] Jinguuji**
Who cheated on who? Tell me.
**[19:43] Jinguuji**
It seems you're mistaken about
my relationship with Tachibana.
**[19:51] Schwartz**
*Huh? What is this?*
**[19:53] Schwartz**
*Is he human?*
**[19:55] Schwartz**
*This is bad.*
**[19:56] Schwartz**
*I'm really feeling it in my legs!*
**[19:58] Schwartz**
* They're moving in a way*
* I've never seen before!*
**[20:00] Schwartz**
*And it's got nothing to do with my will.*
**[20:02] Schwartz**
*They're moving with insane speed!*
**[20:05] Schwartz**
* This is crazy! Insane!*
* My whole body's gone crazy!*
**[20:08] Schwartz**
* I have to apologize.*
* I have to apologize right now!*
**[20:11] Schwartz**
*B-But...*
**[20:14] Schwartz**
*Did I say something wrong?!*
**[20:17] Schwartz**
That's right. My name is Schwartz
von Lichtenstein Lohengramm!
**[20:22] Schwartz**
I am a hero who will save the world!
**[20:25] Schwartz**
* Is it right for a hero to shrink*
* from an old guy in a suit?!*
**[20:30] Schwartz**
*It's begun, hasn't it? My road to success?*
**[20:34] Schwartz**
* I've seen it, haven't I?*
* The path to becoming a savior?*
**[20:39] Schwartz**
You seem worried about
something, Jinguuji-san.
**[20:41] Shen**
Impossible!
**[20:42] Shen**
He was confronted with that much
bloodlust and withstood it?!
**[20:46] Schwartz**
If you don't mind it being me...
I'll listen to your worries.
**[20:51] Jinguuji**
Worries?
**[20:55] Jinguuji**
I have no worries.
**[20:58] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[20:59] Schwartz**
I really thought you were
worried about Tachibana-san.
**[21:02] Jinguuji**
If that's what you saw, you were mistaken.
**[21:04] Jinguuji**
In the first place, Tachibana went with
the princess willingly. I have no—
**[21:08] Schwartz**
Wait!
**[21:09] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san, you were left
behind by Tachibana-san,
**[21:14] Schwartz**
so you're just feeling depressed? That's all?
**[21:18] Jinguuji**
Stop making false accusations.
I'm feeling great.
**[21:21] Schwartz**
You're buckling all over!
**[21:24] Jinguuji**
Anyway, if she herself wants to be
with the princess, that's that.
**[21:28] Schwartz**
Did you hear that from her personally?
**[21:33] Schwartz**
*No, he definitely didn't ask her.*
**[21:37] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san, could it be that you're...
**[21:40] Schwartz**
making your feelings of jealousy worse?
**[21:46] Jinguuji**
Do you want to make me angry?
**[21:49] Schwartz**
You're letting your bloodlust loose again!
**[21:52] Schwartz**
If you think doing that's going to make
everything go your way, you're wrong!
**[21:55] Jinguuji**
Why would there be jealousy
between two men?!
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Schwartz**
Everyone, it's been a while!
**[23:37] Schwartz**
This is Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm!
**[23:40] Schwartz**
Did you see everything I did today?
**[23:41] Schwartz**
I know I shouldn't say it
myself, but, man! It's here!
***SIGN*** Episode 11
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Weapon for the Final Battle
**[23:44] Schwartz**
The wind's really blowing my way!
**[23:45] Schwartz**
Maybe a spin-off or something.
I think an offer like that's possible!
**[23:47] Schwartz**
Actually, I'll be waiting for it! So thanks!
# E11 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Weapon for the Final Battle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVWNV1/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-a-weapon-for-the-final-battle)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:32] Kalm**
How simple.
**[01:33] Kalm**
Tachibana-chan's charm skill, was it?
**[01:36] Kalm**
It will come in handy.
**[01:40] Vizzd**
Did you make a few adjustments?
**[01:42] Kalm**
I made it go a little berserk.
**[01:44] Kalm**
By increasing the power of her charm,
the hero will be physically weakened as well.
**[01:48] Kalm**
Two birds with one stone.
**[01:50] Kalm**
By now, the kingdom must be busy
dealing with the rioters near the royal capital.
**[01:54] Kalm**
We should have the humans destroy
each other while we have the chance.
**[01:57] Vizzd**
You really are a bad guy.
**[01:59] messenger**
Head maid! It's an emergency!
**[02:00] messenger**
All communications from the force that
advanced on the capital have been cut off!
**[02:03] Kalm**
Have they all been wiped out?
**[02:05] messenger**
Well, according to our investigation,
they've all returned to their regular lives...
***SIGN*** Feeling of Freedom!
**[02:09] background**
Heave-ho!
**[02:10] messenger**
and seem to be plowing
fields completely naked.
**[02:13] Kalm**
Why completely naked?
**[02:14] messenger**
I've also heard that they've lost all
their memories of the last few days.
**[02:21] Kalm**
A skill that instantly dispels mind control
from hundreds of people?
**[02:25] Kalm**
That can't be!
**[02:27] Vizzd**
Will it cause problems?
**[02:29] Kalm**
If we made all the charmed
hostages advance on a target,
**[02:33] Kalm**
and the charm on all of them
was broken... what would happen?
**[02:35] Vizzd**
Huh? If that happened, there'd be
no point to what we're doing here...
**[02:41] Vizzd**
That's really bad, right?!
**[02:43] Vizzd; background**
Is this any time to be eating cake?!
**[02:43] Kalm**
*It can't be. I've spent a year on this!*
**[02:45] Kalm**
* I started with chores I didn't want*
* to do, steadily working my hardest.*
***SIGN*** Sewing Shoes Cleaning Toilets Peeling Potatoes
**[02:48] Kalm**
* Through meticulous preparations,*
* I rose all the way to head maid.*
***SIGN*** Tables Turned!
**[02:52] Kalm**
* I gathered information and finally arrived*
* at a plan I knew would work, and yet...*
**[02:56] Kalm**
* I failed to notice a human in this*
* kingdom who could undo mind control!*
**[03:00] Kalm**
*What kind of person could do that?!*
**[03:02] Vizzd**
What're you gonna do about this?!
It's bad, right? Really bad!
**[03:06] Vizzd; background**
Hey, what're you gonna do?
**[03:08] Kalm**
There's no helping it.
It's time to end the "Kingdom Falls to Charm" plan.
**[03:08] Vizzd; background**
What're you gonna do, huh?
This is really bad!
**[03:11] Vizzd**
Oh. Do you still have other strategies?
**[03:14] Kalm**
It's all too much work at this point.
**[03:19] Kalm**
Let's just blow the whole kingdom up.
**[03:24] Tachibana**
Yggie, what is this place?
**[03:26] Ygraine**
This is our kingdom's
underground weapons storage.
**[03:29] Kalm**
Princess, there's no turning back now.
**[03:33] Kalm**
The interference of an unknown force
has caused our plan to collapse.
**[03:36] Kalm**
All that's left is this last resort.
**[03:40] Ygraine**
What? One plan fails and we've
already hit the point of no return?
**[03:44] Ygraine**
Must've been a really stupid plan.
**[03:47] Kalm**
I wish you'd at least think of it as
better than using our last resort.
**[03:51] Ygraine**
But making use of the kingdom's
defenses for my own purposes...
**[03:56] Kalm**
Are you all right leaving
things like this, Princess?
**[04:00] Kalm**
You've put up with so much
all alone, haven't you?
**[04:04] Kalm**
A toy like this...
**[04:05] Kalm**
I think you have the right to use it.
**[04:11] Kalm**
A confined, cold, lonely world...
**[04:14] Kalm**
Do you want to go back to that castle?
**[04:17] Ygraine**
But... This seal...
**[04:20] Ygraine**
it requires two members of the royal family.
**[04:22] Kalm**
There's no need to worry.
**[04:27] Kalm**
We have someone very similar...
**[04:29] Kalm**
right here.
**[04:32] Kalm**
Come, hero, you do it, too.
**[04:34] Tachibana**
Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening.
**[04:37] Kalm**
I told you, didn't I?
**[04:39] Kalm**
A way to get stronger.
**[04:41] Kalm**
I said I'd teach you how.
**[04:51] Kalm**
Let's go with the princess
to defeat Jinguuji-sama.
**[04:55] Tachibana**
Jinguuji?
**[05:03] Vizzd**
Let's see. Manual, manual... Oh, here it is!
**[05:08] Ygraine**
What will we do with this?
**[05:11] Ygraine**
I don't like the idea of making
threats using military force!
**[05:15] Kalm**
"What," you ask? That should be obvious.
**[05:23] Kalm**
You've worked me quite
hard for the last year.
**[05:26] Kalm**
The next thing you'll see is your
kingdom as a field of flames!
**[05:33] Vizzd**
All kinds of things have
been pent up around here.
**[05:36] Vizzd**
Hey, what're we gonna do about this one?
**[05:39] Kalm**
Oh, the hero? It will be
a source of motive power.
**[05:42] Kalm**
We'll use up all that excessive
goddess power of yours.
**[05:47] Tachibana**
Motive power?
**[05:48] Tachibana**
What's "motive power"?
**[05:52] Kalm**
Now, let us go, Vizzd-chan!
**[05:55] Kalm**
Switch on!
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout .
and a Weapon for the Final Battle .
**[06:07] Jinguuji**
What is this?
**[06:09] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san! There!
**[06:24] Mehpon**
Kersmash!
**[06:27] Mehpon**
Kersmash!
**[06:30] Jinguuji**
Hey, Shen. What is that thing?
**[06:32] Shen**
What could that thing be?
**[06:35] Jinguuji**
Are you joking around right now?
**[06:37] Shen**
* His confusion is so great*
* it's turned into rage.*
**[06:40] Lucius**
That's...
**[06:42] Jinguuji**
Interrogator, do you know it?
**[06:44] Lucius**
It's cute.
**[06:45] Jinguuji**
Is it?!
**[06:46] Lucius**
I mean... It resembles a creature
I saw in a book a long time ago.
**[06:48] Mehpon; background**
Crash! Crash! Crash!
**[06:51] Lucius**
A presence that would act as the
guardian deity of this kingdom.
**[06:53] Shen**
By guardian deity, do you mean one of *those*...
**[06:56] Shen**
Long ears and an extremely large body.
**[07:00] Shen**
Light comes from its mouth,
and it's said it protects believers.
**[07:05] Schwartz**
So, it means us no harm?
**[07:09] Lucius**
Well, it supposedly protects us, so...
**[07:09] Mehpon; background**
Crash! Crash! Crash!
**[07:12] Lucius**
It might even be a lucky omen!
**[07:14] Schwartz**
Really? I'm so grateful!
**[07:16] Jinguuji**
No, I don't think that
thing's quite so admirable.
**[07:19] Mehpon; background**
Kersmash!
**[07:34] Jinguuji**
This has to be a joke, right?
**[07:35] Schwartz**
I'm not feeling grateful at all.
**[07:39] Vandam**
What's this? Why would our
kingdom's guardian deity do this?
**[07:43] Schwartz**
Your Majesty?!
**[07:44] Jinguuji**
May we ask you for more details?
**[07:46] Vandam**
That is our kingdom's
ancient defense weapon...
**[07:49] Vandam**
Mehpon!
**[07:51] Vandam**
That adorable appearance does more
than dampen fighting spirits.
**[07:54] Vandam**
It possesses enough power
to change the terrain.
**[07:56] Vandam**
It is a gift from our goddess!
***SIGN*** Yaaaaay!
**[07:59] (Flashback) goddess**
Isn't it cute?!
**[08:00] Jinguuji**
That answer absolutely explains
its ridiculous form.
***SIGN*** Isn't it cute?!
**[08:04] Vandam**
And unless two of the royal family,
each bearing the holy crest, are together,
**[08:08] ---**
it shouldn't activate at all.
**[08:09] Vandam**
How can this be?
**[08:11] Schwartz**
Which means...
**[08:13] Jinguuji**
It was the princess and Tachibana.
**[08:16] Jinguuji**
*Tachibana...*
**[08:18] Schwartz**
So... What about a way to defeat it?
**[08:21] Vandam**
I don't know or care about that!
**[08:23] Vizzd**
Blast it. The reactions
are bigger than I thought!
**[08:26] Vizzd**
Modifying course.
**[08:28] Kalm**
*Hey! Don't take it off this course!*
**[08:30] Kalm**
With a weapon this difficult to handle,
the first shot is incredibly important!
**[08:34] Vizzd**
*Oh, pipe down! I'll hit the target next time!*
**[08:41] Schwartz**
It's coming again!
**[08:43] Lucius**
Your Majesty! Please run!
**[08:50] Schwartz**
What are you doing, Jinguuji-san?!
**[08:52] Jinguuji**
Schwartz, what I know as "adults"
are not simple creatures.
**[08:58] Jinguuji**
In something like a love affair...
**[09:00] Jinguuji**
the darkness runs deep. Truly.
**[09:02] Schwartz**
* When someone with a handsome face*
* says that, it sounds more convincing.*
**[09:05] Jinguuji**
And Tachibana is no exception to that.
**[09:09] Jinguuji**
Until just now, that's what I believed.
**[09:11] Jinguuji**
Its appearance might be ridiculous,
**[09:13] Jinguuji**
but that is undoubtedly a killing machine.
**[09:16] Jinguuji**
Tachibana would never voluntarily
do something like this.
**[09:19] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san...
**[09:21] Jinguuji**
Whether that thing has gone out of control
**[09:23] Jinguuji**
or is being controlled by someone...
**[09:26] Jinguuji**
I have a duty to stop it!
**[09:33] Schwartz**
Well, I can't let you show
off all on your own, can I?
**[09:37] Jinguuji**
Schwartz...
**[09:39] Schwartz**
We're probably the only ones in
this castle who can stop that thing.
**[09:43] Schwartz**
If we don't stand and face it, who will?!
**[09:46] Schwartz**
That's what this is, right?
**[09:49] Jinguuji**
Yes, that's right!
**[09:51] Jinguuji**
Well, I'll leave the rest to you.
**[09:54] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[09:55] Jinguuji**
When I'm away from Tachibana,
I lose my supernatural strength.
**[09:59] Jinguuji**
I'm weak.
**[10:00] Jinguuji**
I won't be any help at all.
**[10:02] Schwartz**
What? Really?
**[10:03] Schwartz**
No, Jinguuji-san, we're talking about you.
You must have some kind of plan, right?
**[10:08] Jinguuji**
I have nothing of the sort.
**[10:09] Schwartz**
You don't?!
**[10:11] Shen**
His sword can cut through anything, right?
**[10:13] Shen**
Then couldn't it cut through that beam?
**[10:16] Jinguuji**
I see. Let's go with that.
**[10:17] Schwartz**
Whaaa?!
**[10:19] Schwartz**
No, wait, hang on!
**[10:21] Schwartz**
Are we okay with using such
a thrown-together plan?!
**[10:23] Shen**
You ask that, but...
**[10:25] Jinguuji**
We don't have time to think about it, do we?
**[10:27] Shen**
Do your best.
**[10:28] Jinguuji**
Do your best.
**[10:29] Schwartz**
W-Wait!
**[10:30] Shen**
Are you listening? If you mess up,
everyone will die.
**[10:37] Lucius**
This way! Don't panic!
**[10:41] Vizzd**
Fire!
**[11:05] Shen**
We're saved... right?
**[11:07] Jinguuji**
Impressive. You're able to do things now.
**[11:13] Schwartz**
I get it. I get it already!
I just have to do it, right?!
**[11:16] Schwartz**
If I don't do it, then lots of
people will die! And I'll die, too!
**[11:21] Jinguuji**
You've become more like a hero.
**[11:23] Schwartz**
No one asked you!
**[11:26] Vizzd**
Humans! Well done surviving that attack!
**[11:29] Vizzd**
I praise you for it!
**[11:30] Schwartz**
What's that voice? Is it coming
from inside that thing?
**[11:33] Jinguuji**
I feel like I've heard it somewhere.
**[11:35] Vizzd**
As a reward, I shall tell you my name.
**[11:39] Vizzd**
I am Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled!
**[11:41] Vizzd**
A top officer of the Demon Lord's forces!
**[11:43] Vizzd**
Humans, I shall take you to the
world of the dead as souvenirs!
**[11:46] Jinguuji**
Oh, it's her.
**[11:47] Schwartz**
If we're facing the Demon Lord's forces,
then there's no reason to hold back.
**[11:51] Schwartz**
I'm definitely gonna cut it to pieces!
**[11:53] Jinguuji**
You're doing great! Morale is high!
**[11:55] Shen**
You can win! You can beat it!
**[11:57] Schwartz**
No one asked you!
**[12:00] Vizzd**
Cut this Mehpon to pieces, you say?
**[12:02] Vizzd**
You sure talk big, you background character!
**[12:04] Schwartz**
Huh? Could it be it can hear our voices?
**[12:08] Jinguuji**
What kind of technology is that?
**[12:10] Vizzd**
Do it, if you think you can!
**[12:12] Vizzd**
But I don't know what'll happen
to the hero inside this thing!
**[12:16] Schwartz**
Argh! Tachibana-san's inside that thing?
**[12:18] Schwartz**
That's a cowardly trick!
**[12:21] Jinguuji**
Now, don't say that, Schwartz.
**[12:23] Jinguuji**
* It doesn't make sense to call*
* such a young child "cowardly."*
**[12:27] Jinguuji**
It's actually the perfect level
of handicap for us, isn't it?
**[12:30] Vizzd**
Y-You little...
**[12:33] Vizzd**
You are the one person
I'm definitely gonna kill, Four-Eyes!
**[12:38] Schwartz**
Why would you provoke her?!
**[12:41] Jinguuji**
Okay. Get ready to
counterattack, Schwartz.
**[12:44] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[12:51] Vizzd**
Did I get them?
**[12:57] Vizzd**
Were Four-Eyes and the
background character vaporized?
**[12:59] Kalm**
*Of course not!*
**[13:01] Kalm**
You missed! They got away!
**[13:03] Kalm**
This is your fault for acting
like everything's easy!
**[13:06] Kalm**
* You should have defeated them with*
* repeated fire before things came to this!*
**[13:10] Vizzd**
Mehpon can't do rapid fire.
**[13:12] Vizzd**
It has to cool down after each adorable beam.
**[13:15] Kalm**
*Then why did you waste shots?!*
**[13:17] Vizzd**
Don't call them wasted shots!
**[13:19] Vizzd**
I had a snappy conversation
**[13:20] Vizzd**
to buy time so they wouldn't
notice the weakness, didn't I?
**[13:23] Kalm**
*What do you mean "snappy conversation"?!*
**[13:25] Kalm**
* Thanks to that, they know*
* where the hero is, too!*
**[13:29] Kalm**
* Why do you think you were talking*
* with Four-Eyes and the hero?*
**[13:32] Kalm**
* It's because if he gets close,*
* he'll be dangerous!*
**[13:35] Vizzd**
Oh, be quiet! I just have to make
it so he doesn't get close, right?!
**[13:44] Jinguuji**
I'll leave the landing to you!
**[13:46] Schwartz**
No, no, no, no, no!
**[13:52] Schwartz**
What was that, all of a sudden?!
**[13:54] Jinguuji**
The provocation was meant
to make her target us.
**[13:57] Jinguuji**
And she's lost sight of her target,
**[13:59] Jinguuji**
the castle will probably
avoid damage for a while.
**[14:03] Jinguuji**
Mehpon probably can't shoot continuously.
**[14:06] Jinguuji**
It took time between the
first and second shots,
**[14:09] Jinguuji**
and if also consider that unnatural conversation
was just to buy time, it makes sense.
**[14:14] Jinguuji**
Based on what Vizzd said, we can surmise
that Tachibana is inside the robot.
**[14:18] Jinguuji**
So we'll use this time to get closer to it.
**[14:21] Jinguuji**
If we get close, I'll be able to help
fight and our chances will increase.
**[14:24] Jinguuji**
That is all. Any questions?
**[14:26] Schwartz**
Well, let's see...
**[14:28] Schwartz**
That line, "That is all. Any questions?"
**[14:31] Schwartz**
Can I add it to my list of things
I want to say at least once in my life?
**[14:34] Jinguuji**
Hurry up. The next beam is coming.
**[14:37] Shen**
Jinguuji-san!
**[14:39] Shen**
It's a crocodog. Please make use of it!
**[14:48] Tachibana**
This place...
**[14:50] Tachibana**
I seem to be floating.
**[14:52] Tachibana**
What is this place?
**[14:54] Tachibana**
Where was I again?
**[15:00] Tachibana**
What's this? Is someone shooting
a beam or something?
**[15:04] Tachibana**
Is it fighting with something?
**[15:11] Tachibana**
Jinguuji...
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
**[15:19] Lucius**
Mehpon!
**[15:20] Schwartz**
Master?
**[15:22] (Flashback) principal**
Jinguuji Tsukasa.
**[15:24] (Flashback) principal**
As you have achieved high
outstanding scores in kendo,
**[15:28] (Flashback) principal**
we present you with this award.
**[15:29] (Flashback) student A**
Jinguuji's amazing!
**[15:31] (Flashback) student B**
That guy really can do anything.
**[15:34] (Flashback) student C**
Man, I want one, too!
**[15:42] Schwartz**
Take that!
**[15:49] Vizzd**
What's with that sword?!
**[15:51] Vizzd**
Some idiot must have thought
that sword up, right?!
**[15:53] Kalm**
*It does possess a very bizarre power.*
**[15:55] Kalm**
Blast it. Are there any countermeasures?
**[15:57] Vizzd**
*Mehpon isn't good at close combat!*
**[15:59] Vizzd**
*If they get close, we're gonna lose!*
**[16:02] Vizzd**
Can't you use that strange power like before?
**[16:05] Kalm**
*It takes time for that to deploy.*
**[16:08] Vizzd**
*That means you're pretty much useless, too!*
**[16:11] Kalm**
My abilities lie in covert specializations.
**[16:13] Vizzd**
We're not gonna get anywhere at this rate.
**[16:16] Vizzd**
If the next attack gets deflected,
**[16:18] ---**
they'll get close for sure
and then it's kaboom!
**[16:20] Vizzd**
In which case, all that's left is to
challenge them with all the power we have left!
**[16:24] Kalm**
*Idiot! That's an idiotic train of thought!*
**[16:27] Kalm**
* Don't do it! If you use full power,*
* the reaction will be too big and—*
**[16:30] Vizzd**
Stupid! Stupid! Shut up!
**[16:32] Vizzd**
I'm firing! Fire!
**[16:33] Kalm**
*Wait!*
**[16:36] Vizzd**
Huh? What happened?
Is there some kind of bug?
**[16:38] Kalm**
*Hey, is everything all right?*
**[16:42] Vizzd**
What?
**[16:43] Vizzd**
Everything's going pitch black!
**[16:44] Kalm**
*What? What happened? What's going on?*
**[16:48] Jinguuji**
We're close!
**[16:50] Jinguuji**
We'll go around and head in from below!
**[16:51] Jinguuji**
It won't be able to shoot those
beams very well behind itself!
**[16:54] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san! Look up!
**[17:00] Jinguuji**
Switching attack patterns when
we get close is quite impertinent.
**[17:04] Jinguuji**
Your thinking's better than
I guessed, you rotten brat!
**[17:07] Tachibana**
*Sorry for being a rotten brat!*
**[17:10] Jinguuji**
That voice! Is that you, Tachibana?
**[17:13] Vizzd**
Kalm!
**[17:15] Vizzd**
*I didn't do anything, but Mehpon's broken!*
**[17:19] Vizzd**
* It's totally dark and I haven't*
* input anything, but it's moving!*
**[17:23] Kalm**
*Is this a rampage?*
**[17:25] Vizzd**
A rampage?
**[17:26] Vizzd**
Is it because I pushed you too hard?
I'm sorry, Mehpon!
**[17:29] Kalm**
*No, not Mehpon...*
**[17:31] Kalm**
*It's the hero inside.*
**[17:33] Vizzd**
What?
**[17:34] Jinguuji**
Tachibana! I'm glad you're safe!
**[17:37] Jinguuji**
You're inside Mehpon, right?
Can you get out on your own?
**[17:41] Tachibana**
Huh? Why would I get out?
**[17:43] Tachibana**
I've gotten my hands on
this incredible power.
**[17:47] Tachibana**
I'm not gonna give it up that easily!
**[17:49] Schwartz**
Something seems strange, doesn't it?
**[17:52] Tachibana**
Jinguuji...
**[17:54] Tachibana**
I will defeat you!
**[17:56] Jinguuji**
Why?!
**[17:57] Jinguuji**
I came here to rescue you!
**[17:59] Tachibana**
You're always doing that,
aren't you, Jinguuji?
**[18:02] Tachibana**
That's right. You can do anything.
**[18:04] Tachibana**
Is it fun looking down on people?
**[18:07] Tachibana**
You're popular with women,
**[18:08] ---**
and you don't hide your thoughts
about it; you hate it!
**[18:10] Tachibana**
And bosses like you, too, because
you're good at your work!
**[18:13] Tachibana**
I hate you for all of that!
**[18:15] Tachibana; echoes**
...hate! ...hate! ...hate!
**[18:18] Schwartz**
What is this all of a sudden?
**[18:19] Jinguuji**
No idea.
**[18:20] Schwartz**
Did you fight or something?
**[18:22] Jinguuji**
No, I don't feel like we
did anything like that...
**[18:24] Tachibana**
Shut up, you idiot!
**[18:26] Tachibana**
I've got stuff bottled up
inside me even if you don't!
**[18:30] mehpon**
Kersmash!
**[18:33] Tachibana**
Strength is flooding through me.
And it's a crushing power at that!
**[18:37] Tachibana**
This is the first time
I've felt like this in all my life!
**[18:40] Schwartz**
Does anyone these days say
cheesy lines like that?
**[18:44] Jinguuji**
I don't think Tachibana wants
to hear that from you.
**[18:46] Schwartz**
Things seem to be getting more complicated...
**[18:48] Schwartz**
Should we execute a brute force rescue?
**[18:50] Schwartz**
Now that we're close,
your strength has returned, right?
**[18:53] Jinguuji**
Well, about that...
**[18:55] Jinguuji**
In spite of getting closer,
my strength hasn't returned.
**[18:58] Schwartz**
What?! But that means you're useless!
**[19:01] Schwartz**
Hey, what are you going to
do about this situation?!
**[19:03] Jinguuji**
I thought that my power's waning had to
do with my distance from Tachibana...
**[19:04] Schwartz**
Hey! Hey, Four-Eyes!
**[19:08] Jinguuji**
* Does the fact that a info*
* window hasn't appeared*
***SIGN*** Information
***SIGN*** Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
When feeling openhearted or when inhibitions are lowered, a sense of liberation makes one want to remove clothing.
**[19:11] Jinguuji**
*mean that there's a different reason?*
**[19:16] Jinguuji**
Tachibana! Why?
**[19:19] Jinguuji**
It's true that I'm popular with women,
but that's a different issue!
**[19:22] Jinguuji**
Why would something like that
affect you after all this time?!
**[19:24] Schwartz**
I think it might be because you're like that.
**[19:26] Tachbana**
Why? That should be obvious.
**[19:31] Tachibana**
Because I want to be praised!
**[19:35] Jinguuji; Schwartz**
Huh?
**[19:36] Tachibana**
You don't know, do you, Jinguuji?
**[19:38] ---**
How I've been treated while
I've been around you.
**[19:42] Tachibana**
Like trailing goldfish crap,
or a suckerfish...
**[19:45] Tachibana**
The opinions of everyone
around me were horrible!
**[19:49] Schwartz**
Whoa...
**[19:50] Tachibana**
And on top of that, you...
**[19:52] Tachibana**
You! You! You!
**[19:53] Jinguuji**
Me?!
**[19:54] Tachibana**
Have you ever once, in your
whole life, praised me?!
**[19:58] Tachibana**
No, you haven't!
**[19:59] Tachibana**
So I'll just get stronger
than you, like this,
**[20:01] Tachibana**
and have you praise me for it!
**[20:05] Schwartz**
What are we going to do about this?!
**[20:08] Jinguuji**
You ask me, but...
**[20:09] Schwartz**
Enough already, right?
**[20:11] ---**
Just give some random praise about anything!
**[20:13] Jinguuji**
Anything... just randomly?
**[20:18] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana!
**[20:19] Tachibana**
Huh? What is it?
**[20:21] Jinguuji**
You're...
**[20:22] Jinguuji**
really cool... you know?
**[20:25] Tachibana**
You're saying stuff you don't mean!
**[20:27] Schwartz**
How bad at this can you be?!
**[20:29] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san!
***SIGN*** Phew〜
**[20:36] Jinguuji**
A Japanese door is built to withstand
the country's frequent earthquakes.
**[20:40] Jinguuji**
It's sturdy. Not a scratch on it.
**[20:41] Schwartz**
You can use it like that?
**[20:44] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana!
**[20:46] Jinguuji**
No matter the circumstances,
that was entirely too dangerous!
**[20:48] Jinguuji**
If it were anyone but me, they'd be dead—
**[20:49] Tachibana**
*Must be nice to be you.*
**[20:51] Tachibana**
* You're always being told you're*
* amazing, or that you're cool...*
**[20:54] Tachibana**
* No one's ever used those*
* words of praise for me.*
**[20:59] Tachibana**
*And you're the same, right?*
**[21:01] Tachibana**
* You're saying there's not a*
* single thing to praise about me.*
**[21:05] Tachibana**
*But you know...*
**[21:06] Tachibana**
what's wrong with me getting
fawned over a little?
**[21:09] Jinguuji**
*What's wrong, Tachibana?*
**[21:11] Jinguuji**
*You're throwing a tantrum like a child!*
**[21:13] Tachibana**
Shut up!
**[21:15] Tachibana**
I know that!
**[21:17] Tachibana**
I'm not doing this because I want to.
**[21:20] Tachibana**
I know that what I'm saying is childish.
**[21:23] Tachibana**
But, you know... being an adult...
**[21:25] Tachibana**
I'm not as grown up as you think!
**[21:28] Tachibana**
*My looks, my brains, my athleticism...*
**[21:31] Tachibana**
*I'm not gifted in anything!*
**[21:33] Tachibana**
*It's because I've got nothing!*
**[21:36] Schwartz**
Tachibana-san...
**[21:40] Tachibana**
And getting called
"trailing goldfish crap"...
**[21:42] Tachibana**
is because I've got nothing
that's equal to what you have!
**[21:45] Tachibana**
And no matter how cute I might look,
**[21:48] Tachibana**
if I'm worthless to you,
then it doesn't mean anything!
**[21:51] Tachibana**
And the reason I'm suffering
so much right now...
**[21:53] Tachibana**
is because the only thing I can brag
about is having you as a friend!
**[22:00] Tachibana**
It's because I'm a person with nothing!
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Tachibana**
I will now read a letter.
**[23:37] Tachibana**
"I have a question about that
dog-like, crocodile-like animal."
**[23:40] Tachibana**
Oh, the crocodog, right?
**[23:41] Tachibana**
"What sound does it make?"
***SIGN*** Episode 12
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and
**[23:43] Tachibana**
I see.
**[23:44] Tachibana**
Well, let's listen to its actual call.
**[23:46] Tachibana**
Make a sound. Come on. Make a sound.
**[23:48] Wanu**
Woof! Woof!
**[23:48] Tachibana**
Okay! See you next week!
# E12 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG9DG4/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and)
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**[00:04] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san!
**[00:10] Schwartz**
Why won't you dodge?!
**[00:13] Jinguuji**
I'm sorry, Tachibana.
**[00:15] Jinguuji**
I didn't know I'd made you feel so tormented.
**[00:18] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san...
**[00:20] Jinguuji**
But... I've never once praised anyone,
since the day I was born.
**[00:25] Jinguuji**
I don't know how to do it.
**[00:27] Jinguuji**
No idea at all.
**[00:29] Schwartz**
That makes you a crappy person!
**[00:32] Tachibana**
*Hey! Don't interfere, Schwa-kun!*
**[00:35] Schwartz**
Huh?! That's cheating!
**[00:38] Tachibana**
Linear attacks get cut down.
**[00:41] Tachibana**
And punches get the arms knocked off.
**[00:43] Tachibana**
In that case...
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout
and . .
**[00:53] Tachibana**
*How d'you like this?!*
**[00:56] Schwartz**
We're gonna die! We're
gonna die! We're gonna die!
**[00:59] Schwartz**
This is all crap!
**[01:00] Jinguuji**
Schwartz, it's just as you say...
**[01:02] Jinguuji**
I am a crappy person.
**[01:04] Schwartz**
What?!
**[01:04] Schwartz**
What are you babbling about
when I'm so freakin' busy?!
**[01:07] Schwartz; background**
Whoa! Eek!
**[01:07] Jinguuji**
Simply being with me seems to hurt people.
**[01:12] Jinguuji**
I thought that I was giving
reasonable guidance,
**[01:13] Schwartz; background**
Jinguuji-san...
**[01:15] Jinguuji**
but when the person receiving
it feels it isn't reasonable,
**[01:17] Jinguuji**
the misunderstanding
hurts that person's pride.
**[01:18] Schwartz; background**
Jinguuji-san!
**[01:20] Schwartz**
Wha—! Jinguuji-san, wait!
**[01:23] Jinguuji**
In my case, I'm so much better
than society at large...
**[01:27] Schwartz; background**
Whoa, this is bad! I'm gonna die!
**[01:27] Jinguuji**
There aren't many people who
can accept that about me.
**[01:31] Jinguuji**
If being with me is painful
for Tachibana, then...
**[01:35] Jinguuji**
It would be better if I disappeared
from Tachibana's sight.
**[01:38] Schwartz**
Weren't you listening?!
**[01:41] Schwartz**
Tachibana-san just said that she's
proud of having you as a friend!
**[01:47] Schwartz**
She's unhinged enough to shoot off those
crazy beams, but she's still saying that!
**[01:52] Schwartz**
Those words don't come out unless you
feel them from the bottom of your heart!
**[01:55] Schwartz**
Right now, Tachibana-san isn't acting
normal, no matter how you look at it.
**[01:58] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san, if you two fight and
split up while she's in that state,
**[02:02] Schwartz**
Tachibana-san will absolutely regret it!
**[02:06] Jinguuji**
Then what am I supposed to do?
**[02:08] Schwartz**
She's been telling you that!
**[02:10] Schwartz**
Please compliment Tachibana-san!
**[02:14] Jinguuji**
But I failed at that earlier...
**[02:16] Schwartz**
What Tachibana-san needs right now
**[02:19] Schwartz**
aren't words that only praise
his appearance, like earlier...
**[02:22] Schwartz**
he needs words from the
heart of his best friend!
**[02:25] Jinguuji**
I know that!
**[02:27] Jinguuji**
But...
**[02:28] Schwartz**
What? You still have issues?!
**[02:31] Jinguuji**
Well...
**[02:33] Jinguuji**
Isn't it embarrassing? Praising someone...
**[02:36] Schwartz**
Quit being a pain!
**[02:40] Jinguuji**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[02:41] Schwartz**
Shut up!
**[02:43] Schwartz**
You've dragged an entire kingdom into your
baffling lovers' quarrel! Imagine how that feels!
**[02:47] Jinguuji**
Lovers' quarrel?
**[02:49] Schwartz**
You're thirty-ish, but you sound
like a whiny teenager!
**[02:53] Schwartz**
That's why the princess can steal
Tachibana-san away and make you all jealous!
**[02:57] Jinguuji**
I've told you, I'm not jealous!
**[03:00] Schwartz**
That's right!
**[03:01] Schwartz**
That's the problem right there!
**[03:03] Schwartz**
You know, normally, even between guys...
**[03:05] Schwartz**
I think there can be jealousy, don't you?!
**[03:10] Jinguuji**
What's this you say?
**[03:14] Jinguuji**
Have you felt that way? With a guy? Jealous?
**[03:19] Schwartz**
Yes, I have!
**[03:21] Schwartz**
When my friend Yamazato-kun
found a girlfriend
**[03:22] ---**
and wouldn't hang out with me at all anymore,
**[03:24] Schwartz**
I was super jealous! Is there
something weird about that?!
**[03:28] Schwartz**
You keep your distance from Tachibana-san
because you're guys or whatever,
**[03:32] Schwartz**
but being that self-conscious of
it is actually weirder...
**[03:36] Jinguuji**
I see. It's normal, is it?
**[03:39] Jinguuji**
It's normal.
**[03:43] Jinguuji**
* I was scolded and told I was*
* spoiled for relying on others.*
**[03:47] Jinguuji**
* I was rebuked and told*
* that tears weren't good.*
**[03:51] Jinguuji**
* "Never waver. Always conduct*
* yourself in a dignified way."*
**[03:55] Jinguuji**
*"Set an example for the rest of society."*
**[03:56] Jinguuji**
*That's how I was raised.*
**[03:58] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san?
**[04:02] Jinguuji**
*"Never show your weaknesses."*
**[04:05] Jinguuji**
*"Never show vulnerability."*
**[04:07] Jinguuji**
* "Be strong. That is how you will*
* be able to survive on your own."*
**[04:12] Jinguuji**
*"Baring your heart to another..."*
**[04:15] Jinguuji**
*"is showing vulnerability."*
**[04:18] Jinguuji**
But!
**[04:20] Jinguuji**
Guys can be jealous with each other!
**[04:22] Jinguuji**
That's normal!
**[04:27] Jinguuji**
Right?!
**[04:28] Schwartz**
Huh?! Uh, yes! That's right! Probably!
**[04:33] Jinguuji**
In that case!
**[04:36] Tachibana**
How's that?
**[04:41] Jinguuji**
Then it's high time that I let myself
be honest with my best friend, at least.
**[04:46] Jinguuji**
Right, Schwartz?!
**[04:48] Schwartz**
Exactly!
**[04:50] Tachibana**
Why?
**[04:52] Tachibana**
Why do you stop me, Jinguuji?
**[04:54] Tachibana**
I've held back all this time!
**[04:57] Tachibana**
You know, at times like this...
**[05:00] Tachibana**
you could let me feel good,
just a little, couldn't you?!
**[05:04] Jinguuji**
I envied you!
**[05:07] Jinguuji**
You always had people around you!
**[05:09] Jinguuji**
And you were always
surrounded by smiles!
**[05:14] Jinguuji**
Just being there made me feel warm inside!
**[05:18] Jinguuji**
Earlier you were saying that
you don't have anything,
**[05:21] Jinguuji**
but you still have so much that I don't!
**[05:25] Jinguuji**
That's how you look to me!
**[05:28] Kalm**
But do you think he really
means what he says?
**[05:33] Kalm**
In spite of how many years
you've spent together,
**[05:36] Kalm**
you don't know how he
feels deep in his heart.
**[05:39] Kalm**
He's very intelligent.
**[05:41] Kalm**
He could hide whatever feelings
he likes, couldn't he?
**[05:45] Kalm**
Just as you hid your jealousy of him.
**[05:49] Tachibana**
That's right.
**[05:50] Tachibana**
Deep in your heart, you're
laughing at me, aren't you?
**[05:54] Tachibana**
After all, I've been envious
of you all this time...
**[05:56] Tachibana**
and I've felt like it was unfair
that I had no talents...
**[06:00] Tachibana**
No matter what I did,
I never lasted very long...
**[06:03] Tachibana**
And despite not doing nearly as much,
I'm the one who complained the most!
**[06:06] Tachibana**
But you could do everything!
**[06:09] Tachibana**
The difference between us was clear!
**[06:11] Tachibana**
You've got tons of certificates
of recognition!
**[06:13] Tachibana**
You were the student council president
and the student representative!
**[06:16] Tachibana**
You're so popular it could kill you!
**[06:21] Tachibana**
You never tolerated bad things happening...
**[06:23] Tachibana**
You rescued the weak...
**[06:26] Tachibana**
I've thought all this since
the moment I met you.
**[06:29] Tachibana**
We were in the same class...
**[06:30] Tachibana**
but you never talked to anyone, ever...
**[06:33] Tachibana**
I didn't even know your name!
**[06:36] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler**
Hey, are you all right?
**[06:39] Tachibana**
That's right! I was jealous!
**[06:42] Tachibana**
All this time, I've wanted to be like you!
**[06:47] Tachibana**
To me, you were...
**[06:50] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
just like...
**[06:53] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
You were just like a ****!
**[07:01] Tachibana**
You were like a hero!
**[07:03] Tachibana**
I admired you!
**[07:07] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler**
Is it strange?
***SIGN*** Kawa City Yuikawa Elementary School Student Compositions
**[07:09] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
I mean...
**[07:10] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
wanting to be that when
you grow up is kinda...
**[07:15] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
But I think it's great.
***SIGN*** Predictions for the Future
***SIGN*** 1: What do you dream of being in the future?
*A Hero*
2: What will you be doing when you've turned 18?
*Going to university*
3: What will you be doing when you've turned 60?
*Sweeping up after others*
Memories of the last 6 years:
*Nothing in particular*
**[07:19] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
A hero.
**[07:31] Schwartz**
It... stopped moving?
**[07:36] Schwartz**
Huh? Is it making a gross noise?
**[07:38] Jinguuji**
The sound of vomiting, I think.
**[07:43] Schwartz**
Wh-Wh-What's that noise? What's going on?!
**[07:47] Jinguuji**
An error warning, I think.
**[07:48] system voice**
Error. Error. Unknown interference
with energy detected.
**[07:55] system voice**
Change to rhesus mode immediately.
**[07:59] system voice**
Starting now, all life forms in
the vicinity will be annihilated.
**[08:04] Schwartz**
What is this?
**[08:05] Jinguuji**
It seems pretty bad.
**[08:13] Schwartz**
This couldn't be...
***SIGN*** Homing
***SIGN*** Lasers
**[08:16] Schwartz**
Isn't this the type of mark that
tracks you even if you run?!
***SIGN*** That type of mark
**[08:18] Jinguuji**
Yes, it is.
**[08:20] Schwartz**
This is bad! What're we
gonna do, Jinguuji-san?!
**[08:22] Schwartz**
As far as I know, that "annihilation"
word the rhesus thing said is bad!
**[08:26] Jinguuji**
Calm down.
**[08:28] Jinguuji**
What we must do has only become clearer.
**[08:31] Jinguuji**
In short, I will rescue Tachibana.
**[08:34] Jinguuji**
After that, I just need to destroy Mehpon.
**[08:38] Jinguuji**
Will you help me?
**[08:39] Jinguuji**
No...
**[08:40] Jinguuji**
Cover me, Schwa-kun!
**[08:43] Schwartz**
Leave it to me!
**[08:49] Schwartz**
I have already...
**[08:50] Schwartz**
seen through that!
**[08:56] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san!
**[08:57] Jinguuji**
Right!
**[09:10] Jinguuji**
She really went and made something
uncalled-for, that crappy goddess!
**[09:14] Jinguuji**
It's time...
**[09:16] Jinguuji**
to give Tachibana back!
**[09:30] Jinguuji**
Are you all right, Tachibana?
**[09:32] Jinguuji**
It's just like the morning of a hangover.
**[09:35] Jinguuji**
Hey!
**[09:37] Jinguuji**
Are you conscious?
**[09:42] Tachibana**
Jinguuji?
**[09:49] Jinguuji**
*B-Blast it...*
**[09:50] Jinguuji**
*It's been a while, so I let my guard down!*
**[09:52] Jinguuji**
*Those teary eyes have incredible power!*
**[09:56] Tachibana**
I-I... How could I do something
so pathetic at my age...
**[10:01] Tachibana**
To you, Jinguuji, and to the
people of this kingdom...
**[10:04] Tachibana**
I've caused problems for all kinds of people.
**[10:07] Tachibana**
I let myself get swept up
into helping the rebellion.
**[10:10] Tachibana**
Before I knew it, I was
on a rampage with a robot.
**[10:12] Tachibana**
It's inexcusable.
**[10:15] Tachibana**
I hate myself.
**[10:18] Tachibana**
I really don't have anything to my credit any more.
**[10:25] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[10:27] Jinguuji**
I will only say this once, so listen closely.
**[10:29] Jinguuji**
I...
**[10:32] Jinguuji**
I think you're really amazing.
I think you're a good person.
**[10:36] Jinguuji**
The way you're considerate of people...
**[10:38] ---**
The way you never fail to follow up...
**[10:40] Jinguuji**
You pay attention to the sensibilities
of detail-oriented people.
**[10:43] Jinguuji**
You make so many friends of the
same gender, unlike me...
**[10:46] Jinguuji**
I think that's because you're
a person of good character.
**[10:50] Jinguuji**
You're kind...
**[10:51] Jinguuji**
and bosses tend to hate you,
but your juniors adore you.
**[10:55] Jinguuji**
You're always upbeat.
**[10:56] ---**
You've got a great smile.
You're really expressive.
**[10:59] Jinguuji**
Animals really take to you.
**[11:01] ---**
You never get cocky.
**[11:03] Jinguuji**
When you're in the bathroom, if there's
no toilet paper, you replace it.
**[11:06] Jinguuji**
And you're smarter than you think.
**[11:08] Jinguuji**
Even in athletics, it's not like you're bad.
**[11:10] Jinguuji**
A long time ago, when I was having a hard
time, you helped me. That understanding...
**[11:14] Jinguuji**
The puzzling way you make people laugh
with jokes that aren't even funny...
**[11:19] Jinguuji**
When you're there, the
atmosphere turns gentler,
**[11:21] Jinguuji**
and that alone has saved me so many times.
**[11:23] Jinguuji**
The way you cry helplessly at animal movies
or videos of kids going on errands...
**[11:28] Jinguuji**
Even when something is clearly staged,
you still whole-heartedly enjoy it.
**[11:31] Jinguuji**
The way you try anything
that's popular just because.
**[11:34] Jinguuji**
The fact that once you
found out I like whiskey,
**[11:35] ---**
and you have it on hand even
though you don't like it.
**[11:38] Jinguuji**
You might do it because you lack confidence,
but the way you praise me excessively...
**[11:42] Jinguuji**
The way that, when anyone meets with
misfortune, you're always sad for them...
**[11:46] Jinguuji**
The way you'll cry for your friends.
**[11:48] Jinguuji**
The way you understand others are their own
person and keep an appropriate distance.
**[11:50] Jinguuji**
The way that once you empathize with
someone, you never abandon them.
**[11:54] Jinguuji**
The way that, even if they
hate you, you never hate them.
**[11:57] Jinguuji**
How oblivious you are, even if that
means you aren't keen to danger.
**[12:01] Jinguuji**
The way you always tell the staff at
restaurants that the food was good.
**[12:05] Jinguuji**
You always enjoy yourself at
sports and cultural festivals.
**[12:09] Jinguuji**
They way you get unexpectedly
upset when you lose.
**[12:11] Jinguuji**
When you pull a "Great Misfortune" omikuji,
you think it makes you lucky instead.
**[12:15] Jinguuji**
The way animals are weirdly attracted to you.
**[12:17] Jinguuji**
The way you share videos that made you laugh.
**[12:19] Jinguuji**
The way you can't stand horror movies,
but end up watching them anyway.
**[12:23] Jinguuji**
The way you never have a handkerchief,
but you've always got bandages with you.
**[12:26] Jinguuji**
The way you have terrible taste in women.
**[12:28] Jinguuji**
The way you're weirdly childlike.
**[12:30] Jinguuji**
The way you'll say it's a good day just
because the morning weather's nice.
**[12:33] Jinguuji**
The way you like Hokkaido and Okinawa.
**[12:35] Jinguuji**
The way, no matter what you say, you care
about your family more than anything.
**[12:39] Jinguuji**
The way you like children.
**[12:41] Jinguuji**
The way you're way too nice
to your much younger sister.
**[12:43] Jinguuji**
The way you fold in a week
even when you're really angry.
**[12:46] Jinguuji**
The way you ask if it's okay before
squeezing lemon over the chicken karaage.
**[12:49] Jinguuji**
The way you deliberately say things
to make me relax when I'm nervous.
**[12:53] Jinguuji**
The way that even when I take you
to a shop that isn't your style,
**[12:54] Tachibana; background**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh...
**[12:55] ---**
you always seem to have fun.
**[12:57] Jinguuji**
The way you can unabashedly
say embarrassing things.
**[12:59] Jinguuji**
The way you interact with
me like it's no big deal.
**[13:02] Jinguuji**
The way you say everything
you eat is delicious.
**[13:04] Jinguuji**
The way that, in spite of that,
you actually hate green peppers.
**[13:06] Jinguuji**
The way you never finish your
sentences when you get drunk.
**[13:09] Jinguuji**
The way you're so expressive.
**[13:10] Jinguuji**
The way you'll give up
your seat on the train.
**[13:13] Jinguuji**
The fact that you're better
at drawing than I am.
**[13:14] Jinguuji**
The way you make sure to shave
your face properly every day.
**[13:16] Jinguuji**
The way you make sure to always
say "thank you for this meal."
**[13:18] Jinguuji**
The way that you make up your mind
to do a thing when you do a thing.
**[13:21] Jinguuji**
In short!
**[13:22] Jinguuji**
I...
**[13:23] Jinguuji**
rate you higher than the average person!
**[13:27] Jinguuji**
Is that not enough praise yet?
**[13:29] Tachibana**
N-No, that's enough...
**[13:31] Jinguuji**
Earlier, you told me to
praise you more, didn't you?
**[13:35] Jinguuji**
Listen up! Once I start
praising you, I can't stop!
**[13:42] Tachibana**
A-All right.
**[13:44] Tachibana**
I get it! That's enough!
I get what you're saying.
**[13:48] Tachibana**
It's more than enough! I get
it already, so please stop!
**[13:51] Jinguuji**
Are you feeling embarrassed?
**[13:52] Tachibana**
Anyone would, normally!
**[14:02] Tachibana**
Wh-Why are you laughing all
of a sudden? It's creepy.
**[14:06] Jinguuji**
Huh? Oh, well...
**[14:09] Jinguuji**
I was just thinking that I should
live a little more honestly.
**[14:16] Jinguuji**
Should we head back, Tachibana?
**[14:19] Tachibana**
Yeah, we should.
**[14:27] Tachibana**
*This guy...*
**[14:30] Tachibana**
*He can laugh like that, huh?*
**[14:37] Jinguuji**
What's wrong?
**[14:38] Tachibana**
Nothing.
**[14:44] system voice**
Damage to motive power section detected.
**[14:47] system voice**
P-58 will self-destruct in a few seconds!
**[14:54] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
Escape!
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** Little Sister
**[14:56] Tachibana's little sister**
Hina-chan, I'm taking your chicken karaage.
**[14:59] Jinguuji**
I'll give you mine.
**[15:02] Tachibana**
I'm really sorry.
**[15:05] Tachibana**
On top of kidnapping your daughter...
**[15:08] Tachibana**
to have her rebellion turn into something
this huge... How can I ever apologize?
**[15:13] Vandam**
Honored hero.
**[15:14] Vandam**
I am the one who should
apologize for my daughter.
**[15:20] Tachibana**
No! It was me!
I am overwhelmingly more sorry!
**[15:21] Vandam; background**
No, no.
**[15:23] Vandam**
No, I'm sorry! Everything
started with my daughter.
**[15:30] Ygraine**
Both of you, raise your heads.
**[15:32] Tachibana**
Half of this is your fault, you know.
**[15:35] Ygraine**
Humans all make one or two mistakes.
**[15:40] Tachibana**
Aren't you just saying great things
so that what you did stays vague?
**[15:44] Vandam**
Oh, you've grown up so well, Yggie!
**[15:48] Tachibana**
If her smokescreen's working,
I suppose everything's fine.
**[15:51] Jinguuji**
It's probably best not to seek out
someone to take responsibility.
**[15:55] Jinguuji**
If that head maid hadn't been hired...
**[15:58] Jinguuji**
If Tachibana hadn't followed the princess...
**[16:01] Jinguuji**
If Mouria had managed to rescue them...
**[16:04] Jinguuji**
Once you start naming things,
there's no end to it.
**[16:06] Jinguuji**
All the blame should rest on the head maid.
**[16:09] Vandam**
The head maid, is it?
**[16:09] Tachibana; background**
Cutting off your head in apology is...
**[16:10] Jinguuji**
Since she named herself one of the Demon
Lord's subordinates and took Vizzd with her,
**[16:14] Jinguuji**
we should consider her to
have been an involved party.
**[16:18] Kalm**
They really got us.
**[16:20] Kalm**
I thought that we'd be able to take
over this one kingdom so easily.
**[16:24] Vizzd**
I don't like this anymore! I'm going home!
**[16:29] Vizzd**
Once I get home, I'm going to have the
Demon Lord pat my head and comfort me!
**[16:33] Kalm**
This once, I agree with you.
**[16:36] Kalm**
Shall we head home?
**[16:37] Vizzd**
I'm going home!
**[16:40] Vandam**
Who'd have thought they'd attack so directly.
**[16:44] Vandam**
Just as the goddess said,
this is no time to go to war.
**[16:48] Jinguuji**
We must defeat the Demon
Lord as quickly as possible.
**[16:52] Jinguuji**
That's what it means, right?
**[16:53] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[16:54] Tachibana**
Yeah.
**[16:55] Ygraine**
Hero, are you leaving already?
**[16:58] Tachibana**
Well... The Demon Lord's
forces know where we are,
**[17:01] Tachibana**
so we'll probably cause you a lot of trouble.
**[17:03] Tachibana**
This has always been a
really urgent journey...
**[17:06] Tachibana**
so we'll leave tomorrow.
**[17:08] Ygraine**
I see. You're already leaving.
**[17:11] Ygraine**
I'd finally made my first friend, but...
**[17:14] Tachibana**
Yu-chan...
**[17:17] Tachibana**
Don't worry!
**[17:19] Tachibana**
Yu-chan, you've got a great personality,
**[17:21] Tachibana**
so if you think of someone
like me as a friend,
**[17:24] Tachibana**
then you could make a bunch
of friends if you wanted to.
**[17:26] Ygraine**
Hero...
**[17:28] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[17:29] Jinguuji**
Stop saying "someone like me."
**[17:32] Jinguuji**
Don't put yourself down
to lift someone else up.
**[17:36] Jinguuji**
You are a better person than you realize.
**[17:39] Jinguuji**
Though, how thoroughly considerate
of others is one of your virtues...
**[17:43] Tachibana**
All right! I take it
back, okay? Just stop it!
**[17:45] Jinguuji**
Huh?
**[17:47] Tachibana**
I want to hurry up and beat the Demon
Lord so I can go back to my old self...
**[17:51] Jinguuji**
I feel the same way, however...
**[17:54] Tachibana**
To think we've come this far and still
don't know where the Demon Lord is.
**[17:59] Schwartz**
Huh? Tachibana-san...
**[18:00] Schwartz**
You guys don't know where the Demon Lord is?
**[18:03] Schwartz**
I know.
**[18:05] Schwartz**
I know where the Demon Lord's castle is.
**[18:08] Tachibana**
You do?
**[18:09] Schwartz**
Yes.
**[18:09] Schwartz**
Huh? Tachibana-san,
didn't the goddess tell you?
**[18:14] Schwartz**
See that big white thing?
**[18:17] Schwartz**
That's it.
***SIGN*** That
**[18:20] Tachibana**
Why didn't you tell us?
**[18:22] Schwartz**
Huh? Well, I mean...
**[18:24] Schwartz**
You never asked.
**[18:26] Schwartz**
And I never imagined you didn't know.
**[18:28] Schwartz**
She said it was near the
belly button, so probably...
**[18:31] Schwartz**
it must be around here, right?
**[18:34] Jinguuji**
For now, we've decided on a destination.
**[18:36] Tachibana**
Yes.
**[18:39] Tachibana**
It's been a long time since I've been home!
**[18:42] Tachibana**
Your own pillows are always the best, right?
**[18:45] Jinguuji**
Are you sure? About suddenly
deciding to leave tomorrow.
**[18:49] Tachibana**
Well, we're in a hurry, right?
**[18:52] Tachibana**
And we know where we're headed.
**[18:54] Jinguuji**
After all that happened,
**[18:56] Jinguuji**
aren't you tired?
**[18:58] Jinguuji**
There are some things regarding the
religion that I want to look into.
**[19:02] Jinguuji**
And we have the tiara back.
**[19:04] Jinguuji**
Even if we stay two days or so...
**[19:07] Tachibana**
That's true...
**[19:09] Tachibana**
Well, I don't mind if we do, but...
**[19:13] Tachibana**
*What's this? What's wrong with me?*
**[19:15] Tachibana**
*Why am I looking away?*
**[19:18] Jinguuji**
What's wrong?
**[19:19] Tachibana**
Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing's wrong.
**[19:26] Jinguuji**
If there is anything, do
not hesitate to tell me.
**[19:28] Jinguuji**
Given our relationship...
**[19:31] Jinguuji**
you can tell me anything and it'll be fine.
**[19:35] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana. Why do you
keep avoiding looking at me?
**[19:38] Jinguuji**
What is it? Am I saying something weird?
**[19:41] Tachibana**
No. You're not weird.
**[19:44] Tachibana**
If I had to say, it's me that's strange.
**[19:47] Jinguuji**
Strange?
**[19:49] Jinguuji**
I see. Your face is a little
red. Do you have a fever?
**[19:53] Jinguuji**
Are you feeling sick? Or is
it exhaustion, as I thought?
**[19:57] Jinguuji**
Let's take your temperature.
**[19:58] Jinguuji**
And keep you warm.
**[19:59] Jinguuji**
Do you want some water?
**[20:01] Tachibana**
Stop it, idiot!
**[20:02] Tachibana**
Stop being nice to me!
**[20:04] Tachibana**
And you've been way too close to me
for a while now! It's creeping me out!
**[20:07] Tachibana**
Your changing clothes is unsightly,
so go do it in the hallway...
**[20:10] Jinguuji**
Ta—
**[20:11] Jinguuji**
Tachibana, you...
**[20:13] Jinguuji**
over your head...
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[20:18] Tachibana**
Huh?
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
***SIGN*** demrahC♥
**[20:25] Jinguuji**
Are you all right, Tachibana?!
**[20:27] Tachibana**
Does this look all right to you?!
**[20:30] Jinguuji**
It doesn't, but why are you...
**[20:32] Tachibana**
This is because I'm tired! Because I'm tired!
**[20:35] Jinguuji**
I see! I-It's caused by fatigue... is it?
**[20:41] Tachibana**
So, this is where we say goodbye, huh?
**[20:43] Schwartz**
Yes. Thank you for looking after me.
**[20:45] Tachibana**
You're really not coming with us?
**[20:48] Lucien**
You're sure about this, Schwartz?
**[20:49] Schwartz**
I'm in a whole other world.
**[20:51] ---**
And I want to see my master's homeland.
**[20:53] Schwartz**
Our destinations are the same, so
I'm sure we'll see each other again.
**[20:57] Schwartz**
At the very end, we friends who have fought
side by side will join forces once more,
**[21:03] Schwartz**
and by combining our powers,
we shall crush the enemy!
**[21:06] Schwartz**
What do you think of that course of events?
**[21:08] Tachibana**
I mean, even if you ask what I think...
**[21:10] Schwartz**
I know it's tough to part ways.
**[21:13] Schwartz**
You two have taught me so much.
**[21:16] Schwartz**
That I should never be
deceived by appearances...
**[21:19] Schwartz**
That it feels pretty good to
hit someone as hard as I can...
**[21:23] Tachibana**
*He hasn't learned a single decent thing.*
**[21:25] Jinguuji**
Well, I am a little
reluctant to part as well.
**[21:28] Tachibana**
It's rare for you to say
something like that, Jinguuji.
**[21:32] Jinguuji**
Yes. I haven't hit him back yet.
**[21:36] Jinguuji**
I'm joking.
**[21:37] Schwartz**
*That's a lie.*
**[22:24] Jinguuji**
Well, shall we go?
**[22:25] Tachibana**
Yeah.
**[22:34] Tachibana**
* I-It's no good. I can't bring*
* myself to look at him!*
**[22:37] Jinguuji**
*Blast it. This is troublesome.*
**[22:39] Jinguuji**
* Having Tachibana affected by*
* the goddess's curse, too...*
**[22:42] Tachibana**
*This is bad. Really bad.*
**[22:44] Jinguuji; simultaneous**
* With this synergistic effect,*
* it's affecting me even me more...*
**[22:44] Tachibana; simultaneous**
*This is bad. Really bad. Seriously
bad! So bad I'm gonna hurl!*
**[22:48] Jinguuji**
*What if we're both charmed at the same time?!*
**[22:51] Tachibana**
*And when we suddenly come to our senses...*
**[23:09] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
*There's no telling what could happen!*
**[23:11] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
*We must break this curse as soon as possible!*
**[23:14] narrator**
In this moment, their two
hearts were once again one.
**[23:20] Tachibana**
Let's do this, Jinguuji.
**[23:22] Jinguuji**
Yes. We two will absolutely
defeat the Demon Lord!
**[23:26] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
*Before I fall in love with this guy!*
**[23:29] narrator**
This tale is a romantic comedy between an
old guy and someone who used to be an old guy.