# Season 1
# E1 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Another Guy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2XM19/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-another-guy)
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**[00:12] Jinguuji**
S-Sorry.
**[00:14] Tachibana**
No... I'm the one who should apologize.
**[00:17] Jinguuji**
*Don't be fooled by appearances.*
**[00:19] Jinguuji**
* Inside, that's an old guy*
* who's over thirty.*
**[00:21] Jinguuji**
*If we just interact normally, it'll be fine.*
**[00:23] Tachibana**
*Stay calm. Just stay calm.*
**[00:26] Tachibana**
* My body may have become female,*
* but I'm a man who's into women.*
**[00:29] Jinguuji**
* I do not ever want to be in a*
* romantic relationship with this guy!*
**[00:34] Tachibana**
*I could never fall in love with a guy!*
**[00:37] narrator**
This story is...
**[00:38] narrator**
Well, you may have already
guessed from their reactions.
**[00:42] narrator**
It's a romantic comedy between an old guy
and someone who used to be an old guy.
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who
Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** Ginza In a restaurant bathroom
***SIGN*** Episode 1
**[02:17] Tachibana**
Oh, man...
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a .
Fantasy Knockout and Another Guy .
**[02:19] Tachibana**
There's so many cute girls,
it's got me nervous.
**[02:22] Tachibana**
Flight attendants really
are on a different level!
**[02:24] Jinguuji**
Are they?
**[02:26] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[02:27] Jinguuji**
I don't find them interesting at all.
**[02:29] Jinguuji**
I'm more interested in the
fish tank. Did you see it?
**[02:31] Jinguuji**
Fish are wonderful. I get really excited.
**[02:34] Tachibana**
Why did you come to this mixer anyway?
**[02:36] Jinguuji**
Caring even a little about your
appearance makes you attractive.
**[02:39] Tachibana**
Ugh...
**[02:40] Jinguuji**
Get to know the women first, so that
you're not deceived by a stranger.
**[02:43] Tachibana**
Are you my mom or something?
**[02:45] narrator**
These two childhood friends have known
each other since elementary school,
**[02:49] narrator**
but they are not alike at all.
***SIGN*** Jinguuji Tsukasa (32)
**[02:51] narrator**
Jinguuji Tsukasa.
***SIGN*** . Tall .
**[02:53] narrator**
He's tall with handsome features.
***SIGN*** Handsome features
**[02:55] narrator**
No matter what he does, he does it well.
***SIGN*** Excels in both athletics
and academics .
**[02:57] narrator**
He excels in both athletics and academics,
and is clever and confident.
***SIGN*** . .
Roughly 20 Years Ago
. .
**[03:00] narrator**
And because of that...
**[03:01] narrator**
he's been incredibly popular
ever since his school days.
***SIGN*** Middle School
**[03:04] narrator**
Women have fallen for him continuously
for the last 20 years now.
***SIGN*** High School
***SIGN*** University
**[03:08] narrator**
He's never been particularly
interested in women...
**[03:12] narrator**
But as their dark sides have stood
out to him more than anything else,
**[03:15] narrator**
he's developed a complete distrust of women.
**[03:17] narrator**
And that is why...
**[03:19] Jinguuji**
* I will only allow you to date*
* a woman I've approved of.*
**[03:24] Jinguuji**
*Though I doubt that such a woman exists.*
**[03:26] narrator**
That's the excuse he gives, but...
**[03:29] Jinguuji**
*I really do feel more comfortable around men.*
**[03:31] Jinguuji**
* The oasis of my heart is, and*
* will always be, you alone.*
**[03:34] narrator**
He really just doesn't want a woman
to take his best friend from him.
**[03:38] Tachibana**
If you don't see a girl you like,
I wish you'd at least not get in my way.
**[03:42] Jinguuji**
Then why do you always invite me?
**[03:46] Jinguuji**
It's because you know
this will happen, right?
**[03:48] Tachibana**
I-I get nervous coming to these mixers alone.
**[03:51] Jinguuji**
You feel lonesome so easily.
**[03:53] Jinguuji**
Why don't you have a little
more confidence in yourself?
**[03:55] Tachibana**
Confidence, huh?
**[03:57] Tachibana**
*That's impossible with you around!*
***SIGN*** Tachibana Hinata (32)
**[04:01] narrator**
Tachibana Hinata.
**[04:02] narrator**
Height, weight, etc. all average.
***SIGN*** Average
***SIGN*** Average
***SIGN*** Average
**[04:04] narrator**
Neither good nor bad at anything.
**[04:06] narrator**
This man walks a finely balanced line.
**[04:08] Tachibana; background**
Oh! Um, excuse me!
**[04:09] narrator**
Every woman he has ever fallen
for has been taken by Jinguuji.
**[04:15] Tachibana**
* I never imagined it would continue*
* even after we left school!*
**[04:19] Tachibana**
* As long as I'm with him,*
* I'll never get a girlfriend! Ever!*
**[04:23] narrator**
The reason he brought Jinguuji to mixers was
to get him married off as quickly as possible.
**[04:29] Tachibana**
* But why does this guy have*
* so little interest in women?*
**[04:32] Tachibana**
*We're already 32, you know?*
**[04:34] Tachibana**
*Could it be that he's in love with me?*
**[04:37] narrator**
This situation appears very complicated.
**[04:43] Tachibana**
I want to be a woman.
**[04:44] Tachibana**
If I'm always going to feel this small and
miserable, I'd rather just become a woman.
**[04:48] Tachibana**
I want to be a girl so beautiful
that I couldn't possibly exist
**[04:51] ---**
in this world, and have everyone fawn over me.
**[04:54] Jinguuji**
You drank too much, idiot.
**[04:55] Tachibana**
If possible, I'd want to look childlike,
but still be sharp.
**[04:59] Tachibana**
A short loli-type with soft blonde hair...
That would be great!
**[05:01] Jinguuji**
Saying things like that is why
you can't get a woman.
**[05:03] Tachibana**
Oh, shut up! Even I would do fine if
I didn't have someone like you close by!
**[05:08] Jinguuji**
I'm tired of hearing that.
**[05:10] Tachibana**
Out of curiosity...
**[05:11] Tachibana**
What kind of girl would you like?
**[05:13] Jinguuji**
I've never given it any thought.
**[05:15] Jinguuji**
Right now, all I'm thinking about
is seeing you back to your place.
**[05:19] Tachibana**
Why? Why is it always you, Jinguuji?
**[05:22] Tachibana**
You're really despicable, you know that?
**[05:25] Tachibana**
You're popular and cool. It's no fair...
**[05:28] Tachibana**
Blast it. You moron...
**[05:32] Jinguuji**
And the only one who'd spend time with
someone as despicable as me is you.
**[05:38] Jinguuji**
Come on, wake up!
**[05:40] goddess**
Say... Is it dead?
**[05:44] Jinguuji**
Wha—?!
**[05:45] Jinguuji**
A bizarre, half-naked, LED woman!
**[05:47] goddess**
It's a halo! A halo!
**[05:49] goddess**
You're a very rude human!
**[05:53] goddess**
Alive then, is he?
**[05:55] goddess**
Step aside, Four-Eyes.
**[05:58] goddess**
If he lives, then I merely need to kill him.
**[06:02] Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[06:06] Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[06:08] Jinguuji**
Where are you, Tachibana?
**[06:11] Jinguuji**
You're safe. I'm so glad.
**[06:13] Jinguuji**
Huh? Safe?
**[06:15] Jinguuji**
Safe from what? I can't remember.
**[06:19] Jinguuji**
Hey, wake up, Tachiba—
**[06:22] Jinguuji**
What?!
**[06:23] Jinguuji**
Your body's melted!
**[06:25] Jinguuji**
What is this? It's disgusting!
**[06:28] Tachibana**
Oh, keep it down. You're making my head ring.
**[06:32] Tachibana**
Is this a hangover?
**[06:33] Tachibana**
My head hurts and I feel
like my throat is weird...
**[06:37] Tachibana**
Where are we anyway, Jinguuji?
**[06:40] Jinguuji**
Wh— Wh—
**[06:41] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[06:42] Jinguuji**
Who are you, you snake?!
**[06:45] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[06:45] Jinguuji**
What have you done with Tachibana?!
**[06:47] Tachibana**
What? Did you hit your head or something?
**[06:49] Tachibana**
Forgetting your best friend's
face is pretty harsh.
**[06:52] Jinguuji**
I only have one best friend!
And it isn't you!
**[06:56] Tachibana**
Huh? Whoa! She's cute!
**[06:58] Tachibana**
Who is that?
**[06:59] Jinguuji**
You.
**[07:02] Tachibana**
What?!
**[07:03] Tachibana**
What is this? What's going on?
**[07:04] Tachibana**
I've got stuff I shouldn't up top!
**[07:06] Tachibana**
And I'm missing stuff
I should have down below!
**[07:08] Tachibana**
Why am I in the body of the
perfect woman I dreamed up?!
**[07:15] Tachibana**
Why are you barfing?!
**[07:17] Jinguuji**
It's like Tachibana turned into a girl
and is talking to me. It's sickening.
**[07:20] Tachibana**
I *have* become a girl and I *am* talking to you!
**[07:24] goddess**
Do you like it?
**[07:25] goddess**
How is it? What do you think of becoming
the embodiment of your desires?
**[07:29] Tachibana**
What's this? An exhibitionist
woman has suddenly appeared.
**[07:32] goddess**
Both of you are really rude!
**[07:35] Jinguuji**
Desires embodied?
**[07:37] Jinguuji**
What do you mean?
**[07:38] goddess**
When I summoned you here,
I granted you your wish.
**[07:43] goddess**
Welcome to another world, O brave heroes!
**[07:46] goddess**
This world is on the brink of danger, and
the only ones who can save it are heroes!
**[07:51] goddess**
When you have magnificently
defeated the Demon Lord,
**[07:54] goddess**
I shall grant you any wish you like!
**[07:58] Tachibana**
Did you hear that, Jinguuji?
Apparently, we're heroes!
**[08:01] Jinguuji**
Do not be fooled, Tachibana-like woman.
**[08:03] Jinguuji**
This is bound to be some kind of scam.
**[08:05] Tachibana**
You say some really crazy things.
**[08:07] Jinguuji**
I get a very unpleasant feel from this woman.
**[08:10] Jinguuji**
We shouldn't get involved with her.
**[08:12] goddess**
*His memories should have been erased.*
**[08:14] goddess**
*His sharp intuition is a problem.*
**[08:16] Jinguuji**
And most importantly...
**[08:18] Jinguuji**
turning you into a woman
was probably her doing.
**[08:21] Jinguuji**
She stole my oasis from me!
**[08:25] Jinguuji**
Humans die without water!
**[08:28] ---**
How am I supposed to live now?!
**[08:31] Tachibana**
You're upset enough to cry?
**[08:32] Jinguuji**
So until you turn Tachibana back,
I will not listen to you!
**[08:36] Jinguuji**
Understand?
**[08:39] goddess**
You dare to give me orders?
**[08:41] goddess**
That stance shows no sign of cooperating...
**[08:43] goddess**
Calling me an LED display, a con artist...
**[08:45] goddess**
Quit pushing your luck, Four-Eyes...
**[08:47] goddess**
I am a goddess of love and beauty!
**[08:50] goddess**
You lower life-forms need
to learn your place.
**[08:53] goddess**
Fine. You're only here to
make up the numbers anyway.
**[08:55] goddess**
I'll go ahead and make use
of you for some amusement.
**[08:59] goddess**
Rejoice!
**[09:00] goddess**
For good or ill, I cast this curse which
shall make you want to save this world!
**[09:08] goddess**
Breaking the curse, returning
everything to normal...
**[09:11] goddess**
All of it is possible if
you defeat Demon Lord!
**[09:13] goddess**
So go ahead and try your best!
**[09:15] goddess**
Bye-bye!
**[09:19] Tachibana**
What was all that?
**[09:21] Jinguuji**
Let's be logical for a moment.
**[09:23] Jinguuji**
I've been trying to make sense of the
situation we've found ourselves in...
**[09:26] Tachibana**
Yeah. It's been so chaotic, I've got no idea.
**[09:30] Tachibana**
And I'm starting to get hungry.
**[09:32] Tachibana**
What are we supposed to
do about food and water?
**[09:35] Tachibana**
Jinguuji?
**[09:37] Jinguuji**
Y-You're cute...
**[09:40] Tachibana**
What?
**[09:40] Jinguuji**
What?
**[09:41] Jinguuji**
*What am I saying?*
**[09:44] Tachibana**
Were you just staring at me in fascination?
**[09:46] Tachibana**
I am ridiculously cute right now...
**[09:49] Tachibana**
But we need to think seriously right now.
**[09:52] Tachibana**
Depending on what we do,
we might have to camp—
**[09:54] Jinguuji**
S-Sorry.
**[09:55] Jinguuji**
I don't know what's going on myself.
**[09:57] Jinguuji**
It's just that this strange
feeling welled up inside me,
**[10:00] Jinguuji**
and I couldn't withstand it...
**[10:06] Jinguuji**
* Blast it. My heart rate is*
* strangely fast. What is this?*
**[10:10] Tachibana**
*He's so cool... Jinguuji seems so cool!*
**[10:13] Tachibana**
* Those piercing eyes and*
* that always perfect hair!*
**[10:16] Tachibana**
*His build is slender, but strong!*
**[10:19] Tachibana**
* And now that I'm this short, I understand*
* how reliable 180 cm can seem!*
**[10:22] Tachibana**
* Even as another man,*
* I've thought he was cool, but...*
**[10:25] Jinguuji**
* Those features which retain*
* a hint of childlike youth!*
**[10:27] Jinguuji**
*Those dignified, intelligent blue eyes!*
**[10:29] Jinguuji**
* That translucent skin and*
* glorious blonde hair!*
**[10:32] Jinguuji**
* I've never felt this sense of*
* impatience before. What is it?*
**[10:35] Jinguuji**
*Why is it that I can't look away?*
**[10:39] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
*What is this?!*
**[10:41] (Flashback) goddess**
For good or ill, I cast this curse which
shall make you want to save this world!
**[10:47] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
Th-The curse!
**[10:49] Tachibana**
*That blasted goddess!*
**[10:50] Tachibana**
* She wasn't satisfied with*
* turning me into a woman.*
**[10:52] Tachibana**
* She cast the worst, nastiest curse*
* she could as a goddess of love!*
**[10:55] Jinguuji**
*Which means that I must withstand this*
**[10:58] Jinguuji**
*to protect our friendship!*
**[11:01] Tachibana**
*This is bad! Insanely bad!*
**[11:03] Jinguuji**
* We must break this curse*
* as quickly as possible!*
**[11:06] narrator**
In this moment, their two hearts were as one.
**[11:11] Tachibana**
Let's do this, Jinguuji.
**[11:13] Jinguuji**
Yes. We shall defeat this Demon Lord.
**[11:17] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
*Before I fall in love with this guy!*
**[11:21] narrator**
This tale is a romantic comedy between an
old guy and someone who used to be an old guy.
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** Argh
**[11:33] Tachibana**
I hate this.
**[11:34] Tachibana**
I'm tired! I hate this! My feet hurt!
**[11:37] Jinguuji**
We haven't been hiking for even an hour.
**[11:39] Jinguuji**
Come on, try a little harder.
**[11:40] Jinguuji**
You're going to defeat the Demon Lord, right?
**[11:42] Tachibana**
I don't feel like I can...
**[11:44] Jinguuji**
That part of your personality is
the reason you're not popular.
**[11:47] Tachibana**
Look at these skinny legs!
**[11:49] Tachibana**
This body is way too weak physically!
**[11:51] Tachibana**
And these shoes don't fit!
They're way too big!
**[11:54] Jinguuji**
Don't go thoughtlessly showing
your legs. It's indecent.
**[11:57] Tachibana**
Hey, don't you think it'd be better
to go down the mountain than up?
**[12:01] Jinguuji**
No.
**[12:02] Jinguuji**
Climbing to the top while we can and
checking our surroundings is the soundest choice.
**[12:06] Jinguuji**
Besides...
**[12:07] Jinguuji**
The fact that this isn't our world
has started to set in, right?
**[12:11] Tachibana**
What is that stupidly huge thing anyway?
**[12:14] Jinguuji**
The plants are all things
we've never seen before, too.
**[12:17] Jinguuji**
And it's much too quiet for a mountain.
**[12:19] Jinguuji**
Though there aren't any insects,
there are flowers blooming. It's unsettling.
**[12:22] Tachibana**
You really noticed a lot.
**[12:24] Tachibana**
Then, do you think it'd be
bad to drink the river water?
**[12:28] Jinguuji**
Let's hold off until our
situation becomes critical.
**[12:31] Tachibana**
This being in another world
thing is kinda scary.
**[12:33] Tachibana**
I'm glad I'm with you.
**[12:36] Jinguuji**
Right? Right?
**[12:38] Tachibana**
Still, just leaving us like this
when we don't know anything...
**[12:41] Tachibana**
How savage is that goddess?
**[12:43] Jinguuji**
Well, I bear responsibility in this, too.
**[12:45] Jinguuji**
There is something about this world
which I simply cannot forgive.
**[12:48] Tachibana**
Is that so?
**[12:50] Jinguuji**
The fact that you've become a woman.
**[12:52] Tachibana**
Your dislike is way too focused!
**[12:53] Tachibana**
You already knew that
"unforgivable" thing before!
**[12:55] Jinguuji**
Yes, I did.
**[12:57] Tachibana**
Man...I want a bath.
**[13:00] Tachibana**
Don't you usually start in a
village for this kind of thing?
**[13:03] Tachibana**
And she left us with this weird curse...
**[13:08] Jinguuji**
Is something wrong?
**[13:09] Tachibana**
No! Nothing!
**[13:11] Tachibana**
*Crap! This curse is really a problem!*
**[13:15] Tachibana**
*Jinguuji's the same as usual.*
**[13:17] Tachibana**
* It's like it's only me feeling weirdly*
* conscious of him. It's so frustrating.*
**[13:21] Tachibana**
*Hang on.*
**[13:22] Tachibana**
* She did say she was using a curse,*
* but she didn't say what the curse was.*
**[13:29] Tachibana**
* Is it possible that I'm attracted*
* to him regardless of the curse?*
**[13:34] Tachibana**
*Huh? What? That's bad, right?*
**[13:36] Tachibana**
Say, doesn't it seem like we've been
cursed to fall in love with each other?
**[13:40] Jinguuji**
What?
**[13:41] Tachibana**
* If I asked that, it's basically*
* the same as if I said I love him.*
**[13:43] Tachibana**
* And if the curse isn't what*
* I think it is, then...*
**[13:46] Tachibana**
The steadfast 25 years he
and I have spent together...
**[13:50] Tachibana**
No! That is the one thing
that must not ever happen!
**[13:53] Tachibana**
* And the fact that he seems like*
* he might accept it is terrifying!*
**[13:56] Jinguuji**
Well, sometimes things like this happen.
**[13:58] Tachibana**
* And the fact that right now I might*
* see that as good is also terrifying!*
**[14:03] Tachibana**
*This situation only holds terror!*
**[14:05] Tachibana**
* First, I have to determine whether*
* Jinguuji feels attracted to me or not.*
**[14:10] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji...
**[14:13] Tachibana**
You said I was cute earlier, right?
**[14:19] Tachibana**
So this is the kind of
thing you're into, huh?
**[14:21] Tachibana**
No wonder you weren't interested
in any of the women around us.
**[14:23] Tachibana**
I mean, there weren't any beautiful
blonde girls like this around, right?
**[14:26] Jinguuji**
I was wondering what you were going to say.
**[14:28] Jinguuji**
Do you really think I'd ever
praise a woman's appearance?
**[14:33] Jinguuji**
We've been together 25 years,
and it's never happened once, has it?
**[14:36] Jinguuji**
You are as bird-brained and
uncomprehending as ever.
**[14:38] Tachibana**
H-Huh? Didn't you say something
like that? How weird...
**[14:43] Tachibana**
* Crap! I'm not confident I can*
* trust my memory. Is it my age?*
**[14:47] Jinguuji**
*Honestly. At a time like this...*
**[14:49] Jinguuji**
*But I do like that part of you.*
**[14:53] Jinguuji**
*Are you asking if you're cute?*
**[14:55] Jinguuji**
* If that is what this throbbing*
* in my chest says, then...*
**[14:57] Jinguuji**
*I must think you're cute!*
**[14:58] Jinguuji**
*In this state you're in, Tachibana!*
**[15:01] Jinguuji**
* Blast it! I feel like I'll go crazy*
* if I look directly at her face!*
**[15:04] Jinguuji**
*But...*
**[15:06] Jinguuji**
*I have my pride.*
**[15:08] Jinguuji**
*Just you watch, Tachibana.*
**[15:10] Jinguuji**
* No matter how cute you are,*
* I will never fall in love with you!*
**[15:14] Jinguuji**
* Not even if that is the type*
* of curse which has been cast!*
**[15:17] Jinguuji**
*Not even though you've turned into a woman!*
**[15:19] Jinguuji**
* I will prove to that blasted goddess*
* that our friendship is immutable!*
***SIGN*** Ya-y!
**[15:23] Jinguuji**
* I will return you to being a man with*
* our relationship just as it was!*
**[15:29] Tachibana**
* This guy's expressions don't change*
* much, so I can't really tell.*
**[15:33] Tachibana**
*But without evidence, I can't do much more...*
**[15:36] Tachibana**
* Then shouldn't I just get*
* him to call me cute again?*
**[15:41] Tachibana**
Oh, dear!
**[15:43] Tachibana**
Oh, no! I've fallen down!
**[15:45] Jinguuji**
Are you all right, Tachibana?
**[15:47] Tachibana**
Sorry, Jinguuji.
**[15:49] Tachibana**
I don't think I can walk anymore...
**[15:54] Tachibana**
* How's that? If I were a guy, I'd find*
* this feminine gesture adorable...*
**[15:57] Tachibana**
*the upward glance!*
**[15:59] Tachibana**
* The only problem with it would be*
* that I, at 32, am the one doing it.*
**[16:03] Tachibana**
* This is rough! To be honest,*
* it's really rough!*
***SIGN*** Ka Pow
**[16:06] Tachibana**
*But!*
**[16:07] Tachibana**
* The shock of seeing this cute move*
* when I'm already so cute*
**[16:10] Tachibana**
*should overwhelm a cerebral, four-eyed virgin!*
**[16:14] Jinguuji**
I see.
**[16:15] Jinguuji**
Then...
**[16:17] Jinguuji**
I'll lend you a hand.
**[16:20] Jinguuji**
You're probably lighter than you were.
**[16:22] ---**
Shall I carry you in a princess hold?
**[16:24] Tachibana**
*H-He countered it?*
**[16:26] Jinguuji**
*That was close!*
**[16:27] Jinguuji**
* The overwhelming cuteness made me*
* nearly black out for a second!*
**[16:31] Jinguuji**
* But, though it was spur of the moment,*
* my reaction was good.*
**[16:33] Jinguuji**
* After rationally determining the*
* advantages of the gender change,*
**[16:36] Jinguuji**
* I've thrown in some jokes to emphasize*
* the fact that I'm not bothered.*
**[16:40] Tachibana**
* Crap. I never thought he'd*
* manage to evade like this!*
**[16:43] Tachibana**
* But I've put myself through something*
* really embarrassing here...*
**[16:46] Tachibana**
*I can't retreat now!*
**[16:49] Jinguuji**
*Huh? No. Wait, wait, wait!*
**[16:51] Jinguuji**
* Are Tachibana and I about to come into*
* close contact? Pressed together?!*
**[16:55] Jinguuji**
* Close contact... Piggyback would mean*
* her chest pressed against my back!*
**[16:58] Jinguuji**
* A princess hold would mean our*
* faces would be close together!*
**[17:01] Tachibana**
*Fine, I'll take your challenge, Jinguuji.*
**[17:03] Tachibana**
* Now I've come this far, pressing my chest*
* against you or whatever is all the same to me!*
**[17:15] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[17:20] Tachibana**
What's with that thing?
**[17:21] Tachibana**
It's a wild...
**[17:22] Tachibana**
A wild... what?
**[17:23] Tachibana**
Is it some kind of monster?
**[17:25] Tachibana**
It's kind of cute.
**[17:28] Tachibana**
It's creepy! I take it back!
**[17:36] Tachibana**
What was that?
**[17:38] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, dodge!
**[17:41] Tachibana**
Are you okay? Did it graze you?
**[17:44] Jinguuji**
You're holding on too tight.
Can you give me a little more slack?
**[17:47] Tachibana**
Is this really the time?!
**[17:48] Tachibana**
I know it's gross, but
just bear with it for now!
**[17:51] Jinguuji**
No, well... Yes.
**[17:54] Jinguuji**
It will be harder to run
if you loosen your grip.
**[17:56] Jinguuji**
So hold on tight.
**[17:57] Tachibana**
R-Right...
**[17:59] Tachibana**
I'm sorry. If you were alone, you'd
have been able to get away easily.
**[18:03] Jinguuji**
It's not a problem.
**[18:04] Jinguuji**
I feel as though I've got wings.
**[18:06] Tachibana**
That was a little creepy, you know...
**[18:08] Jinguuji**
C-Creepy?
**[18:10] Tachibana**
I m-mean, as long as I'm not heavy,
I guess it doesn't matter.
**[18:13] Jinguuji**
Well... More than your weight,
for me it's, how shall I put it...
**[18:17] Jinguuji**
*You're so soft!*
**[18:19] Jinguuji**
*And your face is so close!*
**[18:21] Jinguuji**
* No! This is no time to be*
* noticing things like that!*
**[18:24] Jinguuji**
*I need to focus!*
**[18:25] Jinguuji**
*But...*
**[18:26] Jinguuji**
* Whether I'm conscious of it or not,*
* this softness is attacking my reason...*
**[18:29] Jinguuji**
*She's so warm! She smells so nice!*
**[18:33] Jinguuji**
Oh, no!
**[18:38] Tachibana**
Jinguuji!
**[18:42] Tachibana**
I-I-I-It's coming! It's coming for real!
**[18:45] Tachibana**
Please get up, Jinguuji!
If we don't hurry up and run away...
**[18:48] Jinguuji**
Run? Me?
**[18:50] Tachibana**
Jinguuji...
**[18:51] Jinguuji**
*That's right.*
**[18:52] Jinguuji**
*Why am I running in the first place?*
**[18:55] Jinguuji**
* I have never turned my*
* back on an enemy and run.*
**[18:57] Jinguuji**
* I am undefeated, unbeaten.*
* I have always found a way.*
**[19:01] Jinguuji**
*Is there any need for me to run?*
**[19:04] Jinguuji**
Right. I'll do this. I'll do it.
I'll do it! I will do this!
**[19:08] Tachibana**
Hey! You idiot! Stop!
**[19:09] Tachibana**
That thing's too dangerous, even for you!
**[19:11] Jinguuji**
It's all right.
**[19:13] Jinguuji**
I'll find a way.
***SIGN*** Pitter Pat
**[19:16] Tachibana**
Don't give me "pitter pat"!
**[19:18] Tachibana**
This is seriously dangerous!
**[19:19] Tachibana**
That thing shoots beams!
**[19:21] ---**
It's a wild exploding-type animal!
**[19:24] Tachibana**
Come back here! You'll die!
**[19:27] Tachibana**
Jinguuji!
**[19:29] Jinguuji**
Take that.
***SIGN*** Aaaaah
**[19:38] Tachibana**
Is it... dead?
**[19:39] Jinguuji**
Probably.
**[19:42] Jinguuji**
Going to the gym has paid off!
**[19:45] Tachibana**
That was beyond what you can
do by training at the gym.
**[19:49] Tachibana**
It's probably that thing...
**[19:50] Tachibana**
The thing that happens in reincarnation
stuff where physical abilities get boosted.
**[19:55] Jinguuji**
But I do weight training every morning.
**[19:58] Tachibana**
You think *that's* how you killed
that with one punch?
**[20:00] Tachibana**
The fact that you're 32 and not out of
breath after moving that much is weird!
**[20:04] Jinguuji**
Don't lump me together with yourself.
**[20:06] Jinguuji**
Honestly.
**[20:08] Jinguuji**
Dodge!
**[20:10] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[20:18] Tachibana**
I thought I was gonna die...
**[20:20] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, are you okay?
**[20:22] Tachibana**
Are you hurt anywhere?
**[20:24] Jinguuji**
I don't feel any pain in particular.
**[20:26] Jinguuji**
But there is definitely something to this.
**[20:30] Tachibana**
What are those numbers for?
**[20:32] Tachibana**
Experience points?
**[20:33] Jinguuji**
Something has popped up.
***SIGN*** Jinguuji
***SIGN*** Office Worker
Gender: Male .
Level: 70 .
**[20:35] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, your level's super high!
**[20:37] Tachibana**
And mine's super low!
***SIGN*** Tachibana
***SIGN*** Hero
Gender: Female .
Level: 1 .
**[20:39] Jinguuji**
It must be because of my training!
**[20:40] Tachibana**
Is it really thanks to that?
**[20:41] Jinguuji**
What is this "Skills" thing?
**[20:43] Tachibana**
The way this is going...
***SIGN*** Skills
***SIGN*** Intelligence: 30 Luck: 80
**[20:44] Tachibana**
I might have cheat-level skills!
***SIGN*** Passive
***SIGN*** Unparalleled Beauty Conversation LV 1
Troublemaker .
Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
Cursed by the Goddess of Love
**[20:49] Tachibana**
Unparalleled beauty... Troublemaker...
**[20:52] Jinguuji**
Isn't it wonderful?
Your wishes have come true.
**[20:55] Tachibana**
I never said I wanted to be a woman.
**[20:59] Jinguuji**
Yes, you did.
**[21:00] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[21:00] Jinguuji**
After the mixer. When you were dead drunk.
**[21:03] (Flashback) Tachibana**
I want to be a girl so beautiful
that I couldn't possibly exist
**[21:06] (Flashback) ---**
in this world, and have everyone fawn over me.
**[21:08] Tachibana**
Who grants wishes from when a person's
so drunk they don't even remember it?
**[21:12] Tachibana**
How careless can you be?
**[21:14] Tachibana**
Which means...
**[21:15] Tachibana**
Could turning me into a woman have
been a sign of that goddess' favor?
**[21:20] Jinguuji**
It probably was a kindness.
**[21:21] Tachibana**
Didn't we complain and talk
really harshly to her?
**[21:25] Jinguuji**
Yes, we did.
**[21:26] Tachibana**
Next time we see her,
we should apologize together.
**[21:29] Jinguuji**
I refuse.
**[21:29] Tachibana**
We will apologize!
**[21:30] Jinguuji**
Well, if you insist, Tachibana.
**[21:33] Jinguuji**
But why is it only you who
was given your ideal form?
**[21:36] Jinguuji**
Did I get nothing?
**[21:38] Tachibana**
Do you have an ideal appearance?
**[21:40] Jinguuji**
Me, as I am now.
**[21:41] Tachibana**
I see.
**[21:43] Tachibana**
Then maybe you have skills
or something instead?
**[21:47] Tachibana**
You do! That's a suspicious looking one!
***SIGN*** Skills
***SIGN*** Passive Active
Ideal Physique Close Combat Techniques LV3
Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX Gate to Paradise
Curse of the Goddess of Love
**[21:49] Tachibana**
Since you've got it, let's try it out!
**[21:51] Tachibana**
It might be a cheat-level skill, after all.
**[21:53] Jinguuji**
To activate it...
**[21:55] Jinguuji**
I do this.
**[22:00] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[22:02] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
A door?
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Tachibana**
You know...
**[23:36] Jinguuji**
What is it, Tachibana?
**[23:37] Tachibana**
Does being 32 make us old guys?
**[23:39] Jinguuji**
If we're not old guys, what are we?
**[23:41] Tachibana**
Well, that's true, but...
***SIGN*** Episode 2
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout
and Unparalleled Beauty
**[23:42] Jinguuji**
That worry only shows that you care too
much how others and society categorize you.
**[23:47] Jinguuji**
Your reality is something you as a member of society—
**[23:47] Tachibana**
I get it! Sorry.
**[23:49] Tachibana**
I'm good...
# E2 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Unparalleled Beauty
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD7ZJ1/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-unparalleled-beauty)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who
Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:30] Tachibana**
Hey, does this door look familiar to you?
**[01:34] Jinguuji**
Yes. It looks more than familiar.
***SIGN*** Tachibana
**[01:37] Jinguuji**
It even has a nameplate.
**[01:39] Tachibana**
This doesn't fit in here at all!
***SIGN*** Chapter 2 .
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a .
Fantasy Knockout and Unparalleled Beauty .
**[01:49] Tachibana**
It really is my place!
**[01:50] Tachibana**
Even the garbage I forgot to take
out is here in perfect detail!
**[01:53] Tachibana**
What is with that goddess?!
**[01:55] Tachibana**
I seriously don't understand
what this skill is about.
**[02:01] Jinguuji**
* Right now, all I'm thinking about*
* is seeing you back to your place.*
**[02:05] Jinguuji**
*I see. From what I thought back then...*
**[02:07] Jinguuji**
* The manner in which she*
* grants wishes is a little...*
**[02:10] Jinguuji**
*sloppy!*
**[02:13] Tachibana**
The water and electricity seem to work.
***SIGN*** No Signal to TV
**[02:17] Tachibana**
But I guess the TV doesn't work.
**[02:20] Tachibana**
The windows don't open and it's
pitch black outside, but...
**[02:23] Tachibana**
this is a really useful ability!
**[02:29] Jinguuji**
* Since the norm for men is*
* to eat it in one bite,*
**[02:31] Jinguuji**
*she looks just like a hamster.*
**[02:34] Jinguuji**
At any rate, we won't have trouble finding
food or a place to sleep for a while.
**[02:38] Tachibana**
Huh? Food will be a problem, won't it?
**[02:42] Tachibana**
This is all I have in
the house. All the food.
**[02:46] Jinguuji**
The last ones?
**[02:47] Tachibana**
The last ones.
**[02:50] Jinguuji**
You only have one serving! Why would
you so thoughtlessly eat it now?
**[02:54] Tachibana**
Well, I mean, I was hungry.
**[03:01] Jinguuji**
You mean you have nothing set
aside in case of emergencies?!
**[03:03] Tachibana**
Well, I don't eat at home anyway, right?
**[03:06] Jinguuji**
What were you planning to do if
there was a giant earthquake?
**[03:09] Tachibana**
If that happened, you'd
come and save me, right?
**[03:15] Tachibana**
It's your fault for being so overprotective!
**[03:18] Jinguuji**
Then you should hurry up and
become independent. You idiot.
**[03:23] Jinguuji**
Since we have water,
**[03:24] Jinguuji**
we should be able to manage for a week.
**[03:27] Jinguuji**
In the worst case, that bear-thing from earlier
would last us a while if we broke it down for meat.
**[03:31] Tachibana**
There's no way I'm ever
eating something like that.
**[03:34] Jinguuji**
You really are spoiled, aren't you?
**[03:36] Jinguuji**
Well... none of this changes
what we must do:
**[03:39] Jinguuji**
Gather information and secure food.
**[03:42] Jinguuji**
We should move while we're still able.
**[03:44] Tachibana**
You mean hiking up the mountain again?
**[03:47] Jinguuji**
No, I think that we'll
be done with that soon.
**[03:49] Jinguuji**
Actually, earlier, while we
were being chased, I saw smoke.
**[03:53] Jinguuji**
I think there might be a settlement there.
**[03:57] Tachibana**
Whoa!
**[03:59] Tachibana**
It really looks all fantasy-esque!
**[04:01] Jinguuji**
It's a scene you wouldn't see in Japan.
**[04:04] Tachibana**
But, how can I put it...
**[04:07] Tachibana**
Will I be okay dressed like this?
**[04:11] Jinguuji**
I can't wholeheartedly say it's okay.
**[04:14] Jinguuji**
It's painful.
**[04:15] Tachibana**
It's not like I'm wearing this
because I want to, you know!
**[04:18] Tachibana**
The only clothes available were the ones
my little sister left behind when she visited!
**[04:21] Jinguuji**
That's true. There's
nothing we can do about that.
**[04:25] Tachibana**
You know... You've been kinda cold
to me since this happened to me...
**[04:30] Jinguuji**
I've always been like this.
***SIGN*** Instincts
***SIGN*** Reason
***SIGN*** So cute So cute So cute So cute So cute
**[04:32] Jinguuji**
Perhaps you've become overly
self-conscious since becoming a woman.
**[04:35] Tachibana**
You think so?
**[04:37] Tachibana**
Yeah, maybe...
**[04:39] Jinguuji**
But it's still hard to look at you, so you need
new clothes as soon as possible.
**[04:43] Tachibana**
Yeah. We need to hurry up and
get some clothes from this world.
**[04:50] Jinguuji**
Please do it just as we planned.
**[04:51] Tachibana**
Will do!
**[04:52] Tachibana**
I'm a rich young lady from a remote
region, and you're my attendant.
**[04:56] Tachibana**
And I can't say why I'm traveling.
**[04:58] Tachibana**
But that's why I don't know this area at all.
**[05:01] Tachibana**
Tell me all about it!
**[05:03] Jinguuji**
That's about right.
**[05:07] Tachibana**
You just watch. With this beauty and my
communication skills, I'll be unstoppable.
**[05:11] Tachibana**
Right now, I'm confident I can make
any man out there fall for me!
**[05:16] Jinguuji**
Even though you can't
make women fall for you.
**[05:18] Tachibana**
Shut up!
**[05:19] Tachibana**
Seriously. Hmph.
**[05:23] Jinguuji**
*She's got those looks.*
**[05:24] ---**
* They should prove advantageous*
* in any discussions.*
**[05:27] Jinguuji**
* Even if she doesn't speak the language,*
* it's unlikely that she'll be treated badly.*
**[05:31] Jinguuji**
* And it's true that she's*
* good at communicating.*
***SIGN*** Information
***SIGN*** Unparalleled Beauty
***SIGN*** Substantial increase in favorable disposition
. .
during negotiations with other gender
. .
Likability quotient increases more easily
. .
**[05:37] Jinguuji**
Isn't that too much smoke
for such a small settlement?
**[05:41] Jinguuji**
And it smells charred.
**[05:42] villager A**
Bandits!
**[05:46] villager B**
Run!
**[05:47] villager C**
Leave everything behind!
**[05:49] crowd**
Mommy!
**[05:50] crowd**
We'll be killed!
***SIGN*** Information
***SIGN*** Troublemaker .
Often gets caught up
in unexpected events .
. .
**[05:52] crowd**
Help!
**[05:53] Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[05:58] Tachibana**
There seems to be some kind of commotion.
Are they having a festival?
**[06:01] villager D**
Outta the way!
**[06:03] Tachibana**
Ow!
**[06:05] Tachibana**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[06:07] TAChibana**
Man, now my clothes are all dirty.
**[06:10] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[06:12] Chuck**
You're not hurt, are you... young miss?
**[06:17] Tachibana**
Oh, I'm sorry to bother
you while you're working.
**[06:19] ---**
I'm just a little lost, you see.
**[06:25] Tachibana**
Huh? Do you maybe not understand Japanese?
**[06:28] Tachibana**
Bonjour. Excuse me!
**[06:31] Chuck**
I-Is this...
**[06:33] Chuck**
Is this... love?
**[06:36] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[06:39] Tachibana**
Wait... Huh?
**[06:40] Tachibana**
Is this, like... a dangerous situation?
**[06:43] Tachibana**
I thought you were a woodcutter, but...
**[06:45] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[06:46] Chuck**
Marry me.
**[06:48] Tachibana**
What did you say?
**[06:49] Chuck**
I'd quit thieving if it were for you.
**[06:51] Chuck**
And I am prepared to live a decent life.
**[06:53] Chuck**
We can grow vegetables or something
to create a life for ourselves.
**[06:56] Chuck**
I want two children.
**[06:57] Tachibana**
What is this all of a sudden?
**[07:00] Chuck**
Now that that's decided,
**[07:01] ---**
I'll get permission from the boss
and head back to my home country!
**[07:03] Tachibana**
Hey! Hang on a sec!
**[07:06] Jason**
Hey, what are you doing
playing around over there?
**[07:08] Chuck**
Big bro! Look! I've found myself a wife!
**[07:11] Jason**
A wife? What are you talking about?
**[07:14] Jason**
Marry me.
**[07:15] Tachibana**
Why?
**[07:17] Jason**
I'd quit thieving if it were for you.
**[07:19] Jason**
And I am prepared to live a decent life.
**[07:21] Jason**
We can make clay pots or something
to create a life for ourselves.
**[07:23] Jason**
I want eight children.
**[07:24] Tachibana**
How many kids do these guys want me to have?!
***SIGN*** Information
***SIGN*** Unparalleled Beauty
. .
Unbelievable beauty causes
everyone to become incredibly
spellbound. .
. .
**[07:27] Tachibana**
*So, this is what that meant?*
**[07:29] Tachibana**
*Is that what's going on?*
**[07:31] Tachibana**
*My beauty really pushes people this far?*
**[07:35] Chuck**
Big bro, I won't let anyone steal
my wife away, not even you!
**[07:38] Jason**
No, she will live with me!
This calls for a duel!
**[07:41] bandit C**
Marry me.
**[07:42] bandit C**
I'd quit thieving if it were for you.
**[07:44] Jason**
Don't go trying to get ahead!
**[07:47] bandit C**
What d'you think you're doing?
**[07:49] bandits**
You want a fight? Bring it on!
**[07:56] Tachibana**
Is this my fault? Is it?
**[08:00] Tachibana**
Please stop! Stop this pointless fighting!
**[08:03] Jinguuji**
Are you safe, Tachibana?!
**[08:05] Tachibana**
Not for my sake... Not because of me...
**[08:09] Tachibana**
Please don't fight!
**[08:15] Jinguuji**
Did you... do all of this?
**[08:18] Tachibana**
I haven't done anything.
**[08:20] Tachibana**
I was simply here.
**[08:22] Tachibana**
But I... I...
**[08:24] Tachibana**
Because I am too beautiful,
all of this has...
**[08:27] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[08:29] Jinguuji**
You're a little bit happy
about this, aren't you?
**[08:33] villagers**
Thank you! Thank you!
**[08:37] villagers**
Thank you! Thank you!
**[08:38] Tachibana**
And now I'm being revered
like some kind of deity.
**[08:42] Jinguuji**
Well, it's healthier than that
fight that broke out earlier.
**[08:46] Tachibana**
I really have become a woman of
beauty that I couldn't possibly exist.
**[08:51] Tachibana**
I just thought maybe
I'd be a little bit popular.
**[08:54] Jinguuji**
I underestimated it as well.
**[08:56] Tachibana**
Now I kind of understand a bit about
why you started hating women.
**[09:00] Jinguuji**
Huh? No, I... Well...
**[09:03] Tachibana**
But for this kind of stuff to happen
everywhere I go is a little...
**[09:08] Tachibana**
Should I hide my face?
**[09:09] Tachibana**
Like this.
**[09:11] Jinguuji**
No.
**[09:12] Jinguuji**
But it does seem that we'll need
some kind of countermeasures.
**[09:16] Tachibana**
Now that I think about it...
Why doesn't it affect you?
**[09:19] Jinguuji**
Huh? Oh... You mean the reason I'm fine
even when looking you in the face?
**[09:24] Jinguuji**
It must be because I know you're a man.
**[09:27] Tachibana**
I see.
**[09:28] Jinguuji**
*Though, I'm not exactly unaffected, you know...*
**[09:30] Tachibana**
Maybe it's got something to do with the
intelligence setting in the parameters.
**[09:34] Tachibana**
I imagine it's got some
kind of mental effect.
**[09:37] bandit D**
Crap! We've been defeated!
**[09:39] bandit D**
To think we'd get distracted
and wiped out by a lone woman.
**[09:44] bandit D**
But you'd do well to be afraid.
We're an advance party.
**[09:47] bandit D**
In a few hours, the main group
will realize something's wrong.
**[09:50] bandit D**
They'll get ready, and they'll come here!
**[09:53] Tachibana**
We haven't said a word. They just
started talking all on their own.
**[09:57] bandit D**
I'm looking forward to seeing this whole
village get crushed into the ground!
**[10:02] Jinguuji**
If they're close enough to
guess that something's wrong,
**[10:05] Jinguuji**
that means their stronghold
must be in the area.
**[10:07] bandits**
Huh?
**[10:10] Tachibana**
Are these guys for real?
**[10:13] Jinguuji**
Where is it?
**[10:14] bandit D**
I'm not telling you! You think I'm stupid?
**[10:16] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[10:17] Tachibana**
Well, I guess I have no choice...
**[10:23] Tachibana**
I do wish you'd tell me!
**[10:31] Tachibana**
Could it be that...
**[10:33] Tachibana**
I'm unbeatable?
**[10:35] Jinguuji**
What are you doing? Come on. Let's go.
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
**[10:38] Jinguuji**
So cute!
**[10:44] Tachibana**
Well, I guess they would
have real lookouts posted.
**[10:47] Jinguuji**
It seems our enemies are not idiots.
**[10:49] Jinguuji**
I like that we can check their
strengths ahead of time.
**[10:52] Tachibana**
Huh? You can see other people's stats, too?
***SIGN*** Strength Power: 10 Speed: 11 Intelligence: 15 Luck: 3
***SIGN*** Strength Power: 20 Speed: 8 Intelligence: 11 Luck: 2
**[10:55] Tachibana**
Their numbers are really
low compared to yours.
**[10:58] Jinguuji**
But we don't know how far
we can trust these.
**[11:01] Jinguuji**
And we can't be sure of how
many people are inside.
**[11:04] Jinguuji**
We should go carefully.
**[11:05] Tachibana**
Carefully, huh?
**[11:07] Tachibana**
Sounds like a pain. Why don't you just
smack 'em around a bit and finish this?
**[11:11] Tachibana**
You took out that beam-shooting bear
with one punch. I'm sure you can do it!
***SIGN*** Aaaaaah
**[11:15] Jinguuji**
You make it sound so easy.
**[11:17] Tachibana**
Back when you were student council president,
you took out a den of delinquents.
**[11:21] Tachibana**
This is just like that, right?
**[11:22] Jinguuji**
The danger levels are entirely different!
**[11:25] Jinguuji**
And please don't say I took
them out. I rehabilitated them.
**[11:28] Tachibana**
That was rehabilitation?
**[11:30] Tachibana**
Then, should I go?
**[11:32] Jinguuji**
You?
**[11:34] Jinguuji**
What can you do with those
cannon-fodder-level stats?
**[11:36] Tachibana**
Don't go thinking that cannon fodder
isn't good for anything, Mr. Elite.
***SIGN*** Ka-pow
**[11:41] Tachibana**
I'm gonna go crash their
group dynamics completely!
**[11:45] Jinguuji**
Are you one of those women
that destroys friendships?
**[11:47] Jinguuji**
Have you already forgotten that
you were almost kidnapped?
**[11:50] Jinguuji**
Best case, you'd be married. Worst case,
you'd have gone down a slave route.
**[11:53] Tachibana**
You say some really scary things...
**[11:55] Jinguuji**
How about you leave this to me,
and go to your place?
**[12:00] Tachibana**
But, I mean...
**[12:02] Tachibana**
No matter how strong you are, it's not
right letting you face danger alone.
**[12:07] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[12:09] Jinguuji**
*Really... It's that part of you that's so...*
**[12:12] Jinguuji**
*How can I put it? So... needlessly kind.*
**[12:19] Jinguuji**
*"I'm sure you can just leave this to me."*
***SIGN*** Middle School
**[12:21] Jinguuji**
* "I can find a way on my own.*
* I'll make it work."*
**[12:25] Jinguuji**
* "Do things for others. Sacrifice*
* yourself to make that happen."*
**[12:30] Jinguuji**
*That's how I was raised.*
**[12:32] Jinguuji**
* I have never doubted or*
* questioned it. And yet...*
**[12:35] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Whoa... They're making you
handle all the paperwork again?
**[12:39] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Tachibana?
**[12:40] (Flashback) Tachibana**
I mean, there's supposed to be
two of you doing this, right?
**[12:42] (Flashback) ---**
Where's the other guy?
**[12:44] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Team practice.
**[12:45] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Ran out on you, huh?
They really are just using you.
**[12:49] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Come on. Hand 'em over.
**[12:50] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Huh?
**[12:51] (Flashback) Tachibana**
I'm in the going home club.
**[12:53] (Flashback) ---**
And even if I do go home,
I've got nothing to do.
**[12:55] (Flashback) Tachibana**
And even you think these are a pain, right?
**[12:59] (Flashback) female teacher**
I'm so sorry to make you
handle all these little jobs.
**[13:02] (Flashback) female teacher**
Jinguuji-kun, you're just so mature,
I end up relying on you.
**[13:07] (Flashback) student officer**
Sorry! I've got team practice.
**[13:09] (Flashback) student officer**
The tournament's coming up.
I feel really bad, but...
**[13:15] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
That's true.
**[13:16] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
In that case, I'm compiling statistics
from the future plans questionnaires...
**[13:19] (Flashback) Tachibana**
It's better if you don't ask
me to do stuff like statistics.
**[13:22] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Then, could you staple them for me?
**[13:24] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Nice. That's the kind of thing I can do.
**[13:27] Jinguuji**
* Even though he knew it would be a pain,*
* he couldn't pretend he didn't see.*
**[13:32] Jinguuji**
* He's a person who can do things for*
* others when it really counts...*
**[13:35] Jinguuji**
* instead of being someone who just*
* does as they're told, like me.*
**[13:41] Jinguuji**
*Honestly. He's always like this.*
**[13:45] Jinguuji**
*So cute. I'm in love. Let's get married.*
**[13:50] Jinguuji**
*Wait. What was that reaction just now?*
**[13:53] Jinguuji**
*Cute? Well, I suppose that's acceptable.*
**[13:55] Jinguuji**
*But marriage?*
**[13:59] Jinguuji**
*Are you stupid? It's too soon to get married.*
**[14:01] Jinguuji**
*We haven't even dated yet.*
**[14:05] Jinguuji**
There's something wrong with me!
**[14:07] Tachibana**
What's wrong, Jinguuji?!
**[14:20] Jinguuji**
*Why? It's getting worse by the minute!*
**[14:22] Jinguuji**
*My thoughts are filled with Tachibana!*
**[14:24] Jinguuji**
*Is this the curse, too?*
**[14:26] Tachibana**
Hey. Are you okay?
**[14:29] Jinguuji**
*Tachibana...*
**[14:31] Jinguuji**
* Right now... if I catch even*
* a glimpse of her... I will...*
**[14:37] Tachibana**
Man, that looks like it hurts...
**[14:39] Tachibana**
Cuts to the forehead really
bleed a ton, don't they?
**[14:43] Jinguuji**
Tachibana...
**[14:45] Jinguuji**
I...
**[14:47] Jinguuji**
I... I...
**[14:50] Jinguuji**
I...
**[14:52] Jinguuji**
I!
**[15:00] lookout**
It's an enemy raid!
**[15:03] Jinguuji**
I... I...
**[15:05] Jinguuji**
I think you should cherish yourself more!
**[15:08] Tachibana**
What brought this on all of a sudden?!
**[15:12] Jinguuji**
Why is your chest so recklessly
exposed?! What if you catch a chill!
**[15:16] Jinguuji**
Cover up!
**[15:22] Tachibana**
What? It's not like
I want to dress like this!
**[15:26] bandit F**
What's this? A falling out between comrades?
**[15:29] bandit G**
There's only two of 'em!
And one of them's a woman.
**[15:32] bandit F**
Doesn't look like we needed
to bring everyone out here.
**[15:36] bandit G**
Hey, look! The woman's really pretty.
**[15:39] bandit F**
Seems like she takes care of herself.
I think we can expect good things.
**[15:42] bandit G**
Take the woman alive! Kill the man!
**[15:45] Jinguuji**
Take that!
**[15:47] bandit G**
You little...
**[15:48] Jinguuji**
Take that!
**[15:49] bandit F**
How dare you do that to my comrades?!
**[15:51] Jinguuji**
Take that!
**[15:52] Jinguuji**
Take that! Take that! Take
that! Take that! Take that!
**[15:52] Tachibana**
He's burying those people like
he's planting a rice paddy.
**[15:55] village chief**
Goddess!
**[15:57] village chief**
I have convinced the people of
the village to come to your aid!
**[16:00] Tachibana**
Village chief!
**[16:02] Jinguuji**
Take that!
**[16:03] Tachibana**
Chief!
**[16:05] Jinguuji**
Stay away from Tachibana!
**[16:08] Tachibana**
Jinguuji!
**[16:09] Tachibana**
You're acting really weird!
**[16:11] Tachibana**
Are you okay?
**[16:13] Jinguuji**
Weird?
**[16:14] Jinguuji**
Yes. It's true that something isn't right...
**[16:18] Jinguuji**
Earlier, it was burned into my
eyes and I can't unsee it...
**[16:21] Tachibana**
What was?
**[16:24] Jinguuji**
Your...
**[16:25] Tachibana**
Me?
**[16:27] Tachibana**
My what?
**[16:28] Jinguuji**
Well, that's...
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[16:33] Jinguuji**
I can't really say...
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[16:40] Tachibana**
*This... is totally my fault.*
**[16:46] Tachibana**
Just admit it, Jinguuji.
**[16:48] Tachibana**
If you're being honest, you
think I'm super cute, right?
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[16:54] Jinguuji**
No. Not cute at all.
**[16:56] Tachibana**
*Completely unconvincing!*
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[16:58] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, look up.
**[16:59] Jinguuji**
Up?
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[17:01] Jinguuji**
What's this?
**[17:02] Jinguuji**
Charmed?
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[17:04] Tachibana**
Charmed.
**[17:07] Jinguuji**
Oh...
**[17:08] Jinguuji**
I... I know this will sound
like an excuse, but...
**[17:11] Jinguuji**
I want you to understand...
**[17:13] Jinguuji**
I have no interest in young girls.
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[17:16] Jinguuji**
It's really, completely
outside my preferences.
**[17:18] Jinguuji**
And blondes... really aren't my thing.
**[17:21] Jinguuji**
But your hair is so soft and beautiful,
**[17:22] Jinguuji**
and the way it shines...
**[17:25] Jinguuji**
Even at night, it illuminates your face...
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[17:28] Jinguuji**
It's as though you are my sun.
**[17:43] Tachibana**
*Th-This is terrifying!*
**[17:44] Tachibana**
* It makes it so that people can't control*
* their own thoughts and feelings!*
**[17:47] Tachibana**
*Is this how the "charmed" effect works?*
**[17:49] Tachibana**
* Seriously, the power of my*
* appearance is way too strong!*
**[17:52] Tachibana**
* This is crazy... I have to do something*
* before something really bad happens!*
**[17:57] Jinguuji**
Tachibana...
**[18:02] Tachibana**
Sorry, Jinguuji!
**[18:03] Tachibana**
I mean, I was in a panic,
but I slapped you really hard!
**[18:06] Jinguuji**
No. This was my fault, too.
**[18:09] Jinguuji**
More importantly...
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[18:12] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[18:13] Tachibana**
You're all better?
**[18:15] Jinguuji**
I'm all better.
**[18:23] Tachibana**
Don't feel so down.
**[18:25] Jinguugi**
I've never experienced...
a disgrace of this magnitude.
**[18:28] Jinguuji**
What a blunder.
**[18:29] Tachibana**
Here's some water.
**[18:32] Jinguuji**
But now that it's come to this, we really
need to come up with countermeasures.
**[18:35] Jinguuji**
I'd rather not get slapped again.
**[18:37] Tachibana**
Getting better after being hit...
**[18:39] Tachibana**
You're like a broken television!
**[18:42] Jinguuji**
Shut up.
**[18:46] Tachibana**
All right already. There's no use
crying over spilled milk.
**[18:50] Tachibana**
Let's switch gears!
**[18:52] Tachibana**
Right now...
**[18:54] Tachibana**
Let's get drunk on the beauty of victory!
**[18:59] Tachibana**
Just look at this! It's amazing!
You think it's the currency of this world?
**[19:03] Jinguuji**
They've hoarded quite a lot.
**[19:05] Tachibana**
So, what do you want to do
with this huge haul of loot?
**[19:08] village chief**
Please, you should have it. We'd like
you to accept it as our tribute to you.
**[19:13] Tachibana**
No way! I don't need all this!
**[19:16] Jinguuji**
I certainly can't say that we
didn't hope for compensation,
**[19:20] Jinguuji**
but all of this must have
been pillaged from this area.
**[19:24] village chief**
But you are the saviors of our village.
Please allow us to repay you.
**[19:29] Jinguuji**
When you put it that way,
it's difficult to refuse...
**[19:31] Tachibana**
Oh! In that case...
**[19:33] Tachibana**
There's something I want!
**[19:45] Tachibana**
What do you think?
**[19:46] Tachibana**
It doesn't expose very much
and it fits me perfectly.
**[19:49] Jinguuji**
Clothing? I see.
**[19:51] Jinguuji**
I suppose it's all right.
**[19:54] Tachibana**
*Jinguuji.*
**[19:56] Tachibana**
* You're doing that to hide your*
* embarrassment, aren't you?*
**[19:58] Tachibana**
* That's what the fact that you*
* can be charmed means, right?*
**[20:03] Tachibana**
*This guy...*
**[20:04] Tachibana**
* He might talk like that, but inside, he finds*
* this appearance so cute he can't stand it, right?*
**[20:10] Tachibana**
*This is awesome! It feels so good!*
**[20:13] Tachibana**
* I had no idea that being cute*
* made you feel so omnipotent!*
**[20:18] Tachibana**
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!
**[20:22] Tachibana**
Ow! That hurts! I give up! I give up!
**[20:25] Jinguuji**
What was all that supposed to be?
**[20:30] Tachibana**
Well, you may be unhappy since someone's
got hold of a weakness of yours, but...
**[20:34] Tachibana**
It's a good thing that it's me, right?
**[20:39] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[20:41] Tachibana**
Do you smell something weird?
**[20:48] Tachibana**
F-F-F-F-F...
**[20:51] Tachibana**
Fire!
**[20:54] Tachibana**
Jinguuji! This is bad!
**[20:56] Tachibana**
Fire! There's a fire!
**[20:57] Tachibana**
Hey! Jinguuji!
**[20:59] Jinguuji**
I see. So someone's got
hold of my weakness...
**[21:04] Jinguuji**
It's the first time this has happened to me.
**[21:08] Tachibana**
This is not the time to be
basking in your emotions!
**[21:22] Rue**
Is it morning?
**[21:25] Rue**
Sateyna, are you there?
**[21:27] Sateyna**
Here.
**[21:35] Rue**
I see I'm just as beautiful as ever today.
**[21:37] Sateyna**
Premier, um...
**[21:39] Rue**
Yes, yes. "You are as lovely
as ever today," right?
**[21:43] Rue**
I'm tired of hearing that.
**[21:44] Sateyna**
Oh, no, that isn't...
**[21:46] Rue**
Well then, let's work our
hardest for another day.
**[21:49] Sateyna**
Premier!
**[21:50] Rue**
We shall work for the sake of
this beautiful elven forest!
**[21:56] Rue**
It... It...
**[21:58] Rue**
It's been burned to the ground!
***SIGN*** with
**[23:36] Jinguuji**
What's wrong, Tachibana?
**[23:37] Tachibana**
I saw one! In my room! One of
those things that start with "c"!
**[23:39] Jinguuji**
Calm down, Tachibana. Open the door
wide, spray a little peppermint oil...
**[23:42] Jinguuji**
See? It ran.
**[23:42] Tachibana**
Whoa!
***SIGN*** Episode 3
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and an Angry Elf
**[23:43] Jinguuji**
The real problem is this world,
with its complete lack of insects,
**[23:45] Jinguuji**
and whether it's all right for us
to have released that thing into it.
**[23:48] Tachibana**
Destroying an ecosystem is bad! Really bad!
# E3 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and an Angry Elf
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U34ZNE/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-an-angry-elf)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:31] child A**
Mister, did you beat that thing?
**[01:33] Jinguuji**
Yes. And with only one punch.
***SIGN*** Huntsman LV 1 Acquired
**[01:34] child B**
Whoa. That's insane.
**[01:36] village man**
You did really well for your first time!
**[01:39] Jinguuji**
It's because you taught me so well.
**[01:41] Jinguuji**
If I go to a big town, will
I be able to sell this pelt?
**[01:44] village man**
I think so, but I've never seen a
creature like this before, so...
**[01:49] village chief**
That's...
**[01:51] village man**
Chief, do you know it?
**[01:52] village chief**
It's the guardian deity
of this forest, I believe.
**[01:55] Jinguuji**
Guardian deity?
**[01:56] Jinguuji**
Then, is it bad that I killed it?
**[01:59] village chief**
Not at all. It's no deity of ours, you see.
**[02:02] village chief**
Please, don't let it bother you.
**[02:04] Jinguuji**
*He seems to be implying something.*
**[02:06] child A**
Mister, where's the goddess?
**[02:08] Jinguuji**
Oh, still asleep.
**[02:11] Jinguuji**
I think it's about time I should go wake her.
**[02:14] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana—
**[02:19] Tachibana**
Oh, hey. Morning.
**[02:21] Tachibana**
My hair's so long, it just won't dry.
***SIGN*** Episode 3 .
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout .
and an Angry Elf .
**[02:35] Tachibana**
Sorry.
**[02:37] Tachibana**
I'll be more careful next time.
**[02:39] Jinguuji**
Please do.
**[02:40] Jinguuji**
The first naked female body I've seen
is yours. Just think how I feel.
**[02:44] Jinguuji**
My mood is rock bottom.
**[02:46] Tachibana**
It's not the first.
**[02:48] Tachibana**
Wait, is it seriously your first?
**[02:51] Tachibana**
Well, since we're living together,
it was bound to happen. So just accept it.
**[02:55] Jinguuji**
You could be just a little
contrite, couldn't you?
**[02:58] Tachibana**
But you know, I was excited at first!
**[03:02] Tachibana**
Like, "I'll be in the
bath with a female body!"
**[03:05] Tachibana**
But...
**[03:06] Tachibana**
The look of this body is so far
removed from my real age.
**[03:10] Tachibana**
It reminds me of my little sister.
**[03:12] Tachibana**
It just...
**[03:14] Tachibana**
Nothing happened.
**[03:15] Jinguuji**
I'm happy for you.
**[03:19] Jinguuji**
What is it?
**[03:21] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, are you really into
childlike blondes' faces?
**[03:24] Jinguuji**
I will slug you.
**[03:26] Jinguuji**
The most terrifying thing about
your appearance is the fact that
**[03:28] Jinguuji**
it warps the preferences
of anyone who sees you.
**[03:33] Tachibana**
It warps... preferences?
**[03:36] Jinguuji**
Your physical appearance...
**[03:38] Jinguuji**
There's something we might call "magic"
embedded in it which supersedes your looks.
**[03:42] Jinguuji**
The fact that it can change my thinking
against my will is terrifying.
**[03:46] Jinguuji**
Hurry up and return to being a man.
**[03:48] Tachibana**
Well, I'm starting to have
a little fun with this.
**[03:51] Tachibana**
Normally, I'd never be able to
make you this flustered.
**[03:55] Tachibana**
And the villagers really fawn all over me!
**[03:58] Tachibana**
It gives me a feeling of superiority, and—
**[04:02] Jinguuji**
You want to go back to being a man
as quickly as possible, right?
**[04:05] Tachibana**
Yes, yes! Yes, I do!
**[04:07] Jinguuji**
You do, don't you?
**[04:09] Jinguuji**
Leave it to me!
**[04:10] Jinguuji**
I'll find a way.
**[04:11] Tachibana**
You're really scary sometimes, you know that?
**[04:14] Tachibana**
So, what are we going to do next?
**[04:17] Jinguuji**
I asked around a little
in the village,
**[04:18] Jinguuji**
But it didn't seem like anyone had
ever heard of a "demon lord."
**[04:22] Jinguuji**
I heard that there's a big town ahead,
**[04:24] Jinguuji**
so we should probably go
there and gather information.
**[04:28] Jinguuji**
Now that we've acquired travel funds,
**[04:29] Jinguuji**
let's find a good time to go
and leave the village.
**[04:31] Tachibana**
Gotcha.
***SIGN*** flowing
**[04:35] Tachibana**
Doesn't it seem fluffier
and shinier than yesterday?
**[04:39] Tachibana**
Why are you good at everything
down to drying hair?
**[04:42] Jinguuji**
I've seen it done at salons.
**[04:43] Tachibana**
Is it really something that you
can do after just watching?
**[04:47] Tachibana**
Oh, yeah. What happened to the
forest that was on fire yesterday?
**[04:51] Jinguuji**
It rained, and I heard
that it put out the fire.
**[04:53] ---**
That's great.
**[04:54] villager**
Please, let's handle this peacefully...
**[04:56] Rue**
You expect me not to be enraged by this?!
**[04:59] Rue**
I wanted to settle this peacefully, too.
**[05:02] Rue**
But I simply cannot!
**[05:04] Rue**
You weren't satisfied with just the forest,
**[05:06] Rue**
so you reduced our guardian deity
to this unthinkable state as well?!
**[05:09] Rue**
Make your choice, humans!
**[05:10] Rue**
Shall I destroy this village, or will you
point out the criminals who did this?!
**[05:18] Tachibana**
You know...
**[05:19] Tachibana**
Seeing people get angry at each other
makes me uncomfortable.
**[05:23] Tachibana**
When I saw newbies at
work getting yelled at,
**[05:27] Tachibana**
it made me feel like I was
getting yelled at, too.
**[05:31] Jinguuji**
I understand what you mean,
**[05:33] Jinguuji**
but just now, it was definitely
us that she was angry with.
**[05:36] Tachibana**
You think so, too?
**[05:38] Jinguuji**
Which means that...
**[05:40] Jinguuji**
We did not burn down the forest.
**[05:42] Jinguuji**
Killing the guardian
deity was self-defense,
**[05:45] ---**
and there's nothing wrong with that!
**[05:47] Tachibana**
We should be apologizing!
Why are you speaking so arrogantly?
**[05:51] Rue**
As soon as you show yourselves,
you begin giving excuses.
**[05:54] Rue**
Does that mean that you're
the ones who did this?
**[05:56] Jinguuji**
Yes. But we wish to negotiate.
**[06:00] Rue**
The guardian deity protected
our sacred forest.
**[06:03] Rue**
If it attacked you, then you must
have trespassed on our sacred land.
**[06:06] Rue**
There is no room for negotiation here.
**[06:08] Jinguuji**
And you have no right
to speak to us that way!
**[06:11] Tachibana**
Like I said! Why are you being so arrogant?!
**[06:14] Tachibana**
I'm so sorry. He's always been rude, you see.
**[06:18] Tachibana**
Enough. Just apologize!
**[06:19] Jinguuji**
I refuse.
**[06:20] Tachibana**
*Oh, why is this guy so...*
**[06:23] Tachibana**
* But I never imagined*
* I'd get to meet a real elf...*
**[06:27] Tachibana**
*She's scary, but she's super beautiful!*
**[06:29] ---**
*I got to see something nice!*
**[06:31] Rue**
* Hmph. Well, I suppose, for*
* a human, she's all right.*
**[06:35] Rue**
*That translucent skin. Those blue eyes.*
**[06:39] Rue**
*Golden hair and a well-proportioned face...*
**[06:42] Rue**
* I will grant that she puts*
* effort into her appearance.*
**[06:45] Rue**
*But, well...*
**[06:48] Rue**
*I am far more beautiful than she!*
**[06:53] Tachibana; Jinguuji**
*Why'd she take her clothes off?*
**[06:54] Ultina**
*She's starting again.*
**[06:56] Sateyna**
* If she didn't do this,*
* she'd be fairly normal.*
**[07:00] Rue**
Is my beauty so overwhelming
that you can't even speak?
**[07:04] Rue**
That's right. We elves are followers
of the goddess of love and beauty!
**[07:09] Rue**
She is abundant, lovely, and splendid!
And we are her people!
**[07:14] Rue**
These long ears are the proof of it!
**[07:18] Jinguuji**
If you're her people, then you
can't possibly be respectable.
**[07:21] Tachibana**
And the type of long ears
is different, isn't it?
**[07:23] Rue**
You two!
**[07:25] Rue**
Admit your crimes and beg for forgiveness.
**[07:27] Rue**
Press your heads to the ground
and sing praises of my beauty.
**[07:31] Tachibana**
You mean if we just kneel
on the ground, you'll forgive us?
**[07:34] Tachibana**
Yes, my lady! With pleasure!
**[07:35] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[07:37] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[07:38] Jinguuji**
There is no need to do something like
that for an exhibitionist like her.
**[07:42] Rue**
Exhibitionist?!
**[07:43] Tachibana**
I mean, she does have that look to her,
but there's a better way to say it.
**[07:43] Rue; background**
Th-Th-These garments were
bestowed upon us by the goddess!
**[07:46] Rue; background**
Passed down through my family for
generations, they are noble and...
**[07:46] Jinguuji**
I simply spoke the truth. And anyway...
**[07:50] Jinguuji**
I'm amazed that you can walk around
as nearly naked as you are.
**[07:52] Rue**
Listen to me when I'm talking to you!
**[07:57] Jinguuji**
Praise your beauty, you say?
**[07:58] Jinguuji**
I have no interest in
women in the first place.
**[08:01] Jinguuji**
And now that I've even grown
used to Tachibana's appearance,
**[08:03] ---**
you will not capture my attention.
**[08:05] Jinguuji**
Try it on some other sap.
**[08:08] Tachibana**
Hey, are you sure you're
okay with admitting to that?
**[08:11] Jinguuji**
Hm? I simply spoke the truth.
**[08:14] Rue**
*This little...*
**[08:15] Rue**
* Men are creatures who, once they've seen my*
* beautiful body, bring gifts and do as I say!*
**[08:20] Rue**
* The men of this village bring me tribute*
* to try to please me, and yet...*
**[08:25] Sateyna**
Isn't that because you're
scary when you're displeased?
**[08:28] Ultina**
Shh!
**[08:29] Rue**
That's right. Beauty is about popularity.
**[08:32] ---**
We'll decide this with a vote.
**[08:35] Rue**
Villagers!
**[08:36] Rue**
This girl or myself! Assemble before
the one you think is most beautiful!
***SIGN*** Crowded
**[08:43] Jinguuji**
I can't help feeling sorry for her.
**[08:45] Tachibana**
I-I-I think you're prettier than me, though!
**[08:49] Tachibana**
I can't compare to you at all! Seriously!
**[08:52] Tachibana**
Really, I mean it!
**[08:53] Jinguuji**
Tachibana, sometimes, consolation
can hurt as much as a blade.
**[08:58] Jinguuji**
Take this opportunity to
reexamine yourself, woman.
**[09:00] Jinguuji**
Perhaps you should first change
which deity you believe in.
**[09:04] Jinguuji**
If you do, that good-for-nothing
nature of yours might improve.
**[09:08] Tachibana**
Don't just casually suggest
a religious conversion!
**[09:13] Rue**
I see. Is that what this is?
**[09:16] Rue**
You're adherents of some
heretical religion, aren't you?
**[09:20] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[09:21] Rue**
You brainwashed the villagers, didn't you?
**[09:22] ---**
Otherwise, this outcome would be unthinkable!
**[09:26] Rue**
By causing my fall, you lessen the majesty
of our goddess! That is your plot!
**[09:30] Rue**
Defiling our sacred lands and killing our
guardian deity is all consistent with that goal!
**[09:35] Jinguuji**
I know that you don't want to
admit that you've been beaten,
**[09:38] Jinguuji**
but this is childish!
**[09:39] Rue**
I won't listen to words spoken
by those who follow heresy!
***SIGN*** O Goddess, in your exalted seat, master of the long ears,
***SIGN*** here and now, I, your humble servant, offer my beauty in your honor.
***SIGN*** I beseech thee, cleanse away the misfortune which would do me harm!
**[09:57] Tachibana**
Is... Is that magic?!
**[09:59] Jinguuji**
Stay back, Tachibana.
**[10:02] Rue**
If you die, I will be the most
beautiful being in this place.
**[10:07] Rue**
Die for my sake!
**[10:08] Tachibana**
It ended up being a really selfish reason!
**[10:15] Tachibana**
She's just shooting those
off in a place like this?
**[10:17] Tachibana**
Let's escape into the forest!
**[10:21] Tachibana**
What was that?
**[10:22] Jinguuji**
Please refrain from touching
me so thoughtlessly.
**[10:24] Jinguuji**
And holding hands is out of the question.
**[10:26] Tachibana**
You really are a pain, you know that, right?!
**[10:30] Rue**
Fools.
**[10:31] Rue**
Entering into our home field
of your own volition...
**[10:34] Rue**
Insulting our goddess is a grave crime!
**[10:37] Rue**
Atone for it with your deaths!
**[10:49] Rue**
Drat. I've overdone it
and lost sight of them.
**[10:52] Rue**
Sateyna! Ultina!
**[10:54] Sateyna; Ultina**
Yes, my lady.
**[10:55] Ultina**
We will begin searching for the enemy.
**[10:58] Tachibana**
There's no need to grab me by the
scruff of the neck, is there?!
**[11:01] Jinguuji**
If I hadn't, you probably would have died.
**[11:04] Tachibana**
Died?
**[11:05] Jinguuji**
It's all right. Even if I die,
I'll make sure that you don't.
**[11:09] Tachibana**
You...
**[11:11] Tachibana**
Don't you dare say you'll die,
even as a joke!
**[11:14] Tachibana**
If you die, there's absolutely
no doubt I'll die, too!
**[11:17] Tachibana**
Understand?!
**[11:19] Jinguuji**
I understand.
**[11:22] Jinguuji**
Don't worry. Naturally,
I have no intention of dying.
**[11:25] Jinguuji**
And I'm not one to stay beaten.
**[11:28] Tachibana**
Still, how are we gonna get close enough—
**[11:31] Tachibana**
A rock?
**[11:41] Rue**
Huh?
**[11:43] Ultina**
Premier!
**[11:44] Sateyna**
Are you all right?
**[11:50] Sateyna**
Your hair...
**[11:52] Ultina**
The symbol of your elvenhood...
**[12:00] Rue**
Wha— Huh? What's this?
**[12:02] Sateyna**
Pull yourself together!
**[12:06] Tachibana**
You're fighting a girl, you know?
Wasn't there a better way?
**[12:11] Jinguuji**
I have no intention of showing mercy
to those who would do you harm.
**[12:14] Jinguuji**
However...
**[12:15] Jinguuji**
I had no idea a simple stone
would be this powerful.
**[12:18] Tachibana**
One step wrong, and this could've
been a really grotesque sight.
**[12:22] Tachibana**
At any rate...
**[12:23] Tachibana**
It doesn't seem like it's a good time
to have a word with them.
**[12:27] Jinguuji**
Let's get out of here quickly.
**[12:28] ---**
Before things get any more volatile...
**[12:34] Rue**
Those cretins.
**[12:36] ---**
To think they'd even take our
guardian deity's pelt with them.
**[12:39] Rue**
Having been so mercilessly defeated,
I cannot return to our settlement.
**[12:44] Rue**
I will go after those two.
**[12:46] Ultina**
Premier...
**[12:48] Rue**
I shall deal a crushing blow to
those who so harmed our goddess.
**[12:52] Rue**
And I will retrieve our guardian deity.
**[12:55] Rue**
Then I will make them regret
having done this to me!
**[12:59] Ultina**
When she flies into a rage,
her true feelings come out in the end.
**[13:03] Sateyna**
And she was only just crying her heart out.
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** rustle
**[13:07] Ultina**
She put it on only to take it off again?
**[13:09] Sateyna**
That's seriously laughable.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
You've never played video games?
**[13:14] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
And you've never read manga, either?
**[13:16] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler**
Is that strange?
**[13:18] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
It's not strange, but...
**[13:20] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
Okay, let's play this game together!
**[13:23] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
The main character will, of course,
be named after me, Hinata.
***SIGN*** Hinata
***SIGN*** Please enter your name
**[13:28] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
I'll let you give the heroine your name.
***SIGN*** Tsu
***SIGN*** Tsuka
***SIGN*** Tsukasa
**[13:31] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
It sounds like a girl's name anyway.
**[13:32] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler**
Yours sounds like a girl's name, too.
**[13:37] Jinguuji**
We ended up in exactly the
opposite roles as back then.
**[13:40] Tachibana**
I'm tired!
**[13:42] Tachibana**
Having to get around by walking
is too harsh for modern people!
**[13:45] Tachibana**
Stupid! Seriously, so stupid!
**[13:46] Jinguuji**
We have to walk another three days
if we want to reach the town.
**[13:50] Tachibana**
Nope. Not possible.
**[13:53] Jinguuji**
I suppose it can't be helped.
**[13:55] Jinguuji**
We'll rest here for today.
**[13:59] Tachibana**
Baths really do make me feel rejuvenated.
**[14:04] Tachibana**
Whoa! What's this?
It looks like a full course meal!
**[14:06] Jinguuji**
Once the meat is done,
the meal will be complete.
**[14:10] Tachibana**
Where did you manage to
get these ingredients?
**[14:12] Jinguuji**
I asked the village huntsmen to teach
me about edible plants and things.
**[14:17] Tachibana**
You gathered ingredients and cooked
dinner while I was in the bath?
**[14:21] Jinguuji**
I worked hard since
I thought you'd be hungry.
**[14:24] Tachibana**
You worked way too hard...
**[14:26] Tachibana**
In that case...
**[14:27] Tachibana**
I guess I'll just have to bring out...
**[14:29] Tachibana**
these guys!
**[14:32] Tachibana**
Since we've got the chance, let's do
this outside, looking up at the stars!
**[14:36] Tachibana**
And now... Cheers!
**[14:44] Tachibana**
This taste is sinful.
***SIGN*** ° Despite appearances,
this is an old guy, aged 32.
**[14:46] Jinguuji**
You've got a mustache.
**[14:48] Tachibana**
I wonder how this will taste...
**[14:55] Tachibana**
The meat's got a sort of wild flavor...
**[14:57] Tachibana**
like a sort of untamed
flavor you get from game.
**[15:02] Tachibana**
Hold on. What kind of meat is this?
**[15:04] Jinguuji**
Forgive me.
**[15:05] Tachibana**
This is meat from that
guardian deity, isn't it!
***SIGN*** Sploosh
**[15:08] Jinguuji**
I drained the blood really well,
so it should taste good.
**[15:11] Tachibana**
That is so not the problem!
**[15:13] Jinguuji**
I do feel bad for having deceived you,
**[15:15] Jinguuji**
but a warm meal is necessary for
restoring energy and willpower.
**[15:19] Jinguuji**
And without protein, you can't
recover from exhaustion.
**[15:22] Tachibana**
*Oh. So it's because I said I was tired.*
**[15:26] Tachibana**
Well, having tried it, it was
better than I expected!
**[15:28] Tachibana**
The beer is good and the air is clear!
**[15:31] Tachibana**
I've got no complaints!
**[15:32] Jinguuji**
Yes. It's a nice night.
**[15:35] Tachibana**
If they've got alcohol in
this world, I want to try it!
**[15:38] Jinguuji**
Should you be treating this like a vacation?
**[15:41] Tachibana**
I've been thinking this
ever since we got here...
**[15:43] Tachibana**
Your sense of responsibility
is way too strong.
**[15:45] Tachibana**
You're too serious!
**[15:47] Tachibana**
You'll go bald at this rate!
**[15:48] Jinguuji**
Bald?
**[15:50] Tachibana**
What's wrong with treating
it like a vacation?
**[15:52] ---**
Work's been so busy, so I haven't gone anywhere.
**[15:55] Tachibana**
This is a different world, right?
**[15:56] Tachibana**
That means no one we know is
here and no one's watching!
**[15:59] Tachibana**
Why don't we slow down and take it easy?
**[16:02] Jinguuji**
No one's watching?
**[16:07] Jinguuji**
I see.
**[16:08] Jinguuji**
Now that I think about it, it has been
a while since I took a break this long.
**[16:11] Tachibana**
That's right! And we're
in a different world...
**[16:14] Tachibana**
so we can do whatever we want!
**[16:16] Jinguuji**
Wait. What are you doing?
**[16:18] Tachibana**
Someone told me that if I feel hot,
I should remove my clothes.
**[16:21] Jinguuji**
I see. You're drunk.
**[16:23] Tachibana**
I'm not drunk. How could I be
drunk from just one sip of beer?
**[16:27] Jinguuji**
That's true, but...
**[16:28] Jinguuji**
Wait! Your new body might not have
the same alcohol tolerance!
**[16:32] Tachibana**
Oh, no wonder. That's why everything
looks all sparkly and bright!
**[16:37] Tachibana**
It's because I've got a different body!
And it's this body's fault!
**[16:40] Jinguuji**
Stop babbling!
**[16:41] Jinguuji**
That's enough for tonight.
Give me your can. Come on.
***SIGN*** ° Despite appearances,
this is an old guy, aged 32.
**[16:46] Jinguuji**
You idiot!
**[16:51] Tachibana**
That's right. That's so right!
**[16:54] Tachibana**
I can do whatever I want in this world!
***SIGN*** Dash
**[16:57] Tachibana**
I am free!
**[16:58] Jinguuji**
Where are you going, Tachibana?!
**[17:03] Jinguuji**
This is why I don't like
troublesome drunks...
**[17:05] Jinguuji**
But Tachibana didn't have a
habit of taking off clothes before.
**[17:09] Jinguuji**
Does a change of body change
things like that as well?
**[17:12] Jinguuji**
No, it could also be the
effect of some kind of skill.
***SIGN*** Information
***SIGN*** Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
. .
When feeling openhearted or when
inhibitions are lowered, a sense of liberation
makes one want to remove clothing.
**[17:17] Jinguuji**
This window...
**[17:19] Jinguuji**
It seems to pop up when what I'm
thinking and the skill effects match.
***SIGN*** Information
***SIGN*** Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
. .
When feeling openhearted or when
inhibitions are lowered, a sense of liberation
makes one want to remove clothing.
**[17:23] Jinguuji**
But the effect of this
"blessing" is utterly useless.
**[17:26] Tachibana**
Jinguuji...
**[17:29] Jinguuji**
T-Tachibana!
**[17:33] Jinguuji**
A-Are you all right, Tachibana?
**[17:34] Tachibana**
I don't know why, but I can't move.
**[17:37] Jinguuji**
Wait there! I'll get you down.
**[17:39] Tachibana**
Huh? What's happening to me right now?
**[17:44] Tachibana**
What's with these springy rope things?
**[17:50] Tachibana**
What's this? It's suddenly pitch black.
**[17:53] Jinguuji**
It's lowering you down, Tachibana!
**[17:56] Tachibana**
Jinguuji? Where? Where are you?
**[18:01] Jinguuji**
* In this perilous situation, I can't even*
* look at her because of her skin showing!*
**[18:04] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, where are you? I feel so lonely!
***SIGN*** sniffle
**[18:08] Tachibana**
I'm gonna cry...
**[18:09] Jinguuji**
Pull your clothes back up! Your clothes!
**[18:11] Jinguuji**
I'll be right there! Just wait!
**[18:13] Jinguuji**
This thing is a pain in
a simple sort of way...
**[18:15] Tachibana**
Oh, it was my clothes.
No wonder it was so dark.
**[18:22] Tachibana**
I'll pretend I didn't see that.
**[18:23] Jinguuji**
Don't hide from reality!
**[18:25] Tachibana**
I seriously want to cry!
Why is this happening?
**[18:27] Tachibana**
What am I supposed to do here?
**[18:30] Jinguuji**
You drank too much!
**[18:32] Jinguuji**
If you won't listen when people try to
stop you, things turn out like this!
**[18:34] Tachibana**
I don't remember anyone trying to stop me!
**[18:36] Jinguuji**
I told you over and over to stop!
**[18:38] Tachibana**
All right. I've gotten scolded and
punished enough. So hurry up and save me.
**[18:42] Jinguuji**
I want nothing more than to do that, but...
**[18:45] Jinguuji**
my body won't move an inch!
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[18:47] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, your head. Your head.
**[18:49] Jinguuji**
Blast! This charmed thing
really is problematic!
**[18:52] Jinguuji**
*The reason I can't move...*
**[18:54] Jinguuji**
* Deep in my psyche, I want to stare at a*
* scantily clad Tachibana from a safe distance...*
**[18:59] Jinguuji**
*Is that it?*
**[19:01] Jinguuji**
* At this rate, Tachibana will*
* be sucked down and disappear.*
**[19:03] Jinguuji**
*It's already starting to eat her hair.*
**[19:06] Jinguuji**
*What do I do?*
**[19:07] Jinguuji**
*How can I remove the charmed effect?*
**[19:08] Jinguuji**
*Think of something!*
**[19:10] Jinguuji**
* Last time, everything worked*
* out because of that slap.*
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[19:13] Jinguuji**
* Which means that if I encounter a severe*
* shock, then this time once again...*
**[19:17] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana!
**[19:18] Jinguuji**
Can you think of anything that
might shock me if I heard it?
**[19:21] Tachibana**
There's nothing in my boring life that
might give you any kind of shock.
**[19:26] Jinguuji**
Anything! Like... things you hate!
**[19:29] Tachibana**
Things I hate, huh?
**[19:31] Jinguuji**
Anything's fine! Hurry up!
**[19:34] Tachibana**
Green bell peppers.
I hate green bell peppers.
**[19:41] Jinguuji**
You're 32 years old and you
still can't eat green bell peppers?
**[19:50] Jinguuji**
This power from a rage I don't quite
understand has made things work out fine.
**[19:54] Jinguuji**
Are you all right, Tachibana?
**[20:00] Jinguuji**
Congratulations on leveling up.
**[20:01] Tachibana**
Shut up!
**[20:03] Tachibana**
It's fine for you! You can deflect beams!
And you're strong! And you're still a guy!
**[20:07] Tachibana**
I've turned into a woman and I got blind drunk
and you could never understand how I feel!
**[20:12] Tachibana**
And I can so eat green bell peppers!
**[20:13] Jinguuji**
You said that last one out of spite.
**[20:16] Tachibana**
Why has it always only
me who ends up like this?
**[20:20] Tachibana**
I wanted to be reborn as a hot guy
and have girls fawn over me!
**[20:24] Tachibana**
And I always got teased about
my name being like a girl's!
**[20:27] Tachibana**
In the end, even my little sister
started calling me Hina-chan!
**[20:30] Tachibana**
Jinguuji Tsukasa's a cute name, too!
**[20:33] Tachibana**
Why's it only me?!
**[20:35] Jinguuji**
I see.
**[20:36] Jinguuji**
So, back then, you gave the heroine
my name out of spite, did you?
**[20:42] Jinguuji**
Don't cry, Tachibana.
**[20:45] Jinguuji**
When you cry, it makes me sad, too.
**[20:49] Jinguuji**
Come on. Let's head back.
**[21:04] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji...
**[21:06] Jinguuji**
Hm?
**[21:08] Tachibana**
Between the body and the spirit...
where do you think gender lies?
**[21:17] Jinguuji**
I think that whichever you
think is right, is right.
**[21:23] Jinguuji**
Tachibana?
**[21:30] Tachibana**
The world today is crap
for real... Total crap.
**[21:33] Jinguuji**
The way you get drunk really shows your age.
**[21:40] Rue**
In a place like this...
**[21:50] Rue**
This meat is pretty good.
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Rue**
Yum.
**[23:36] Rue; background**
A mellow aroma spreads through my mouth.
**[23:36] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji... The Premier
is eating her guardian deity.
**[23:40] Rue; background**
The more I chew, the more the
rich meat juices overflow.
**[23:40] Tachibana**
Do you think we should tell her the truth?
**[23:42] Jinguuji**
No need.
**[23:42] Rue; background**
The wild, animalistic scent that tickles my nose
***SIGN*** Episode 4
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Dark Swordsman
**[23:43] Jinguuji**
They say "not knowing is to be as a Buddha," after all.
**[23:45] Jinguuji**
Though, in this case it's a god and not a Buddha.
**[23:45] Rue; background**
reminds me of the land where I was born and raised.
**[23:48] Rue; background**
Oh, this is yummy. So good.
# E4 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Dark Swordsman
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX4ZX9/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-a-dark-swordsman)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:34] Tachibana**
I just seriously can't get revved up...
**[01:37] Jinguuji**
Get yourself into a better mood, Tachibana.
**[01:39] Tachibana**
I mean, it looks like
I leveled up, right?
**[01:42] Tachibana**
But my numbers haven't changed at all.
**[01:45] Jinguuji**
Look more carefully, Tachibana.
***SIGN*** Strength: 1 Speed: 1 Intelligence: 30 Luck: 83
**[01:46] Jinguuji**
Your luck has increased by three.
**[01:48] Tachibana**
Luck?
**[01:50] Tachibana**
This isn't any different from real life!
**[01:52] Tachibana**
Even in this world,
I can never attain my dreams!
**[01:57] Jinguuji**
Come now. Look up.
It's starting to come into view.
**[02:01] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[02:02] Tachibana**
Whoa! It's a town!
**[02:06] Tachibana**
What're you dawdling for? Let's go, Jinguuji!
**[02:09] Jinguuji**
The fluctuations in your
mood are really extreme.
***SIGN*** Episode 4 .
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
Knockout and a Dark Swordsman .
**[02:20] Tachibana**
It sort of has the feel of a
marketplace in Eastern Europe.
**[02:24] Tachibana**
I really like this kind of thing.
**[02:27] Tachibana**
And yet...
**[02:29] Tachibana**
Why must I be wear this
thing to enter the town?
**[02:34] Jinguuji**
To prevent a pandemic.
**[02:36] Jinguuji**
Just put up with it.
**[02:37] Tachibana**
You're treating me like some
kind of zombie or disease!
**[02:40] Tachibana**
And it's making me stand out.
**[02:42] Tachibana**
I really hate this world.
**[02:45] Jinguuji**
Excuse me. Will you buy this from me?
**[02:50] Tachibana**
I want to return to the modern age.
**[02:52] Tachibana**
I wanna eat ramen.
**[02:55] Jinguuji**
Here.
**[02:55] Tachibana**
Oh, thanks.
**[02:57] Jinguuji**
The guardian deity's pelt
earned us ten silver pieces.
**[03:01] Tachibana**
Well, I guess it wouldn't sell for very much.
**[03:03] Jinguuji**
If it hadn't had a hole in the chest,
it would have been double that.
**[03:06] Jinguuji**
I'll have to think about the
killing method for next time.
**[03:08] Tachibana**
Thanks for the food!
**[03:11] Jinguuji**
You know...
**[03:13] Jinguuji**
Couldn't you just always
wear that thing from now on?
**[03:15] Tachibana**
No way!
**[03:16] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji!
**[03:18] Jinguuji**
What is it?
**[03:19] Tachibana**
Isn't this super cool?
**[03:22] Tachibana**
Let's buy it!
**[03:23] Jinguuji**
And who would use it?
**[03:25] Tachibana**
Wait! It's a weapons shop! Let's go!
**[03:28] Tachibana**
If I'm gonna cut down all the
things, I need a blade, right?
**[03:31] Jinguuji**
A blade?
**[03:32] Jinguuji**
I gave you a birthday present
to encourage you to cook more,
**[03:36] Jinguuji**
and it has lain unused in the
depths of your kitchen...
**[03:40] Jinguuji**
a Damascus steel kitchen knife.
**[03:42] Tachibana**
Uh-oh. This topic was a land mine...
**[03:44] Tachibana**
I'm sorry about the knife!
**[03:46] Tachibana**
But that aside, you need a sword
in a fantasy world, right?
**[03:52] Jinguuji**
You really are stubborn.
**[03:54] Jinguuji**
Well, I did want a knife other
than the kitchen knife.
**[03:57] Tachibana**
Yay!
**[04:00] Tachibana**
Whoa, this is awesome!
**[04:03] Tachibana**
They're real swords!
**[04:05] Jinguuji**
Do you have whetstones and knives?
**[04:06] shopkeeper**
For what purpose?
**[04:07] Tachibana**
Hey, now! It's not fair that all
the shopping's for you, is it?
**[04:11] Jinguuji**
That's true.
**[04:13] Jinguuji**
If there's anything you need, tell me.
**[04:16] Tachibana**
This!
**[04:17] Jinguuji**
If there's anything you need, tell me.
**[04:19] Tachibana**
Huh? Are you glitching?
I just said I want this.
**[04:22] Jinguuji**
I'll be using the knife for hunting,
and I'd like a whetstone to sharpen it.
**[04:27] Tachibana**
Jinguuji.
**[04:30] Tachibana**
Buy this for me?
**[04:32] Tachibana**
Ow!
**[04:34] Tachibana**
What was that for?!
**[04:35] Jinguuji**
It's your fault for getting cocky.
**[04:37] Jinguuji**
What you just did is exactly the
type of action I hate the most.
**[04:42] Tachibana**
I'm sorry.
**[04:44] Jinguuji**
As long as you understand.
**[04:46] Tachibana**
Gloom...
**[04:47] Jinguuji**
*That was close!*
**[04:48] Jinguuji**
*I nearly bought the sword!*
***SIGN*** Unparalleled Beauty
**[04:50] Jinguuji**
*"Unparalleled Beauty."*
**[04:52] Jinguuji**
* Her physical appearance is affecting*
* her inner self as well...*
**[04:55] Jinguuji**
* I must exercise restraint so she*
* doesn't head in a bad direction.*
**[04:59] shopkeeper**
Are you traveling incognito?
**[05:01] Jinguuji**
Incognito?
**[05:02] shopkeeper**
It's obvious she's hiding her face...
**[05:04] shopkeeper**
and that actually makes her stand
out more, so I thought I'd ask.
**[05:07] Jinguuji**
So you think so, too?
**[05:09] shopkeeper**
I just happen to have the
perfect thing on hand.
**[05:11] ---**
I wonder if you'd be interested.
**[05:14] shopkeeper**
It's a hair ornament that has been
enchanted to turn people's eyes away.
**[05:18] Jinguuji**
Really?
**[05:18] shopkeeper**
I'll let you have it for cheap.
**[05:21] Jinguuji**
How much?
**[05:22] shopkeeper**
Three hundred gold coins. What do you think?
**[05:26] Jinguuji**
Thank you for the knife and whetstone.
**[05:27] shopkeeper; background**
Huh? What... What?
**[05:29] shopkeeper**
Hey, wait!
**[05:30] Jinguuji**
To think it would cost nearly all the
gold coins the villagers gave us...
**[05:34] Tachibana**
Say, I was thinking...
**[05:36] Tachibana**
Wouldn't this be the time for
me to use this face of mine?
**[05:39] Tachibana**
To haggle down the price.
**[05:41] Jinguuji**
Well, I'm sure you could, but...
**[05:43] Jinguuji**
When I think that we might drive
the shopkeeper to bankruptcy—
**[05:47] Tachibana**
Hey, mister! Mister!
**[05:49] Tachibana**
Do you think you could make
it just a little cheaper?
**[05:52] shopkeeper**
Then shall I give you my entire shop?
**[05:54] Tachibana**
It worked way too well.
**[05:56] Jinguuji**
I told you!
**[05:57] shopkeeper**
This is the deed to my shop.
**[05:58] Tachibana**
I don't really need it.
**[06:00] shopkeeper**
Is there something else you want?
Weapons? Or perhaps money?
**[06:03] shopkeeper**
What must I give you so
that you will marry me?!
**[06:06] Tachibana**
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
**[06:08] Jinguuji**
Shopkeeper, I'm sorry, but if
you'd forget this conversation...
**[06:20] Jinguuji**
Shopkeeper.
**[06:21] shopkeeper**
What was I doing just now?
**[06:23] Jinguuji**
That hair ornament earlier...
**[06:25] Jinguuji**
Would you still sell it to me?
**[06:26] shopkeeper**
Oh! Thanks for your business!
**[06:28] man A**
Who was that beauty just now?
**[06:31] man B**
It was like seeing a dream...
**[06:33] man D**
I'd gladly worship a goddess like her!
**[06:37] Jinguuji**
*I ended up buying it.*
**[06:39] Jinguuji**
*No, but... it* would *be a problem
if she can't go outside.*
**[06:43] Jinguuji**
*This is sort of a last resort...*
**[06:50] Schwartz**
*A suit?*
**[06:59] Tachibana**
Say, Jinguuji.
**[07:00] Tachibana**
I've just realized something.
**[07:03] Tachibana**
You can make this door appear
and disappear at will, right?
**[07:06] Jinguuji**
Huh? Yes, I can.
**[07:08] Tachibana**
So if I stay inside, and you travel alone...
**[07:11] Tachibana**
then there's no need for
me to walk, is there?
**[07:14] Jinguuji**
Tachibana...
**[07:16] Jinguuji**
I know you're not the kind of person
who'd make me work while you rest.
**[07:20] Tachibana**
So you'd already figured this out, right?!
**[07:22] Tachibana**
If one of us can take it easy,
**[07:24] Tahcibana**
there's no point in both of us
exhausting ourselves, is there?
**[07:28] Jinguuji**
Then, let's suppose that
I do travel by myself.
**[07:32] Jinguuji**
I'd make the door disappear,
and you'd be in there all alone.
**[07:36] Tachibana**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:37] Jinguuji**
If I die while the door is gone,
what will happen to you?
**[07:41] Tachibana**
Th-Then just leave the door out like this.
**[07:44] Jinguuji**
If someone enters, will you be
able to deal with them alone?
**[07:47] Tachibana**
I-If we lock it...
**[07:49] Jinguuji**
There's magic in this world. Do you
really think a lock will matter?
**[07:53] Tachibana**
But... When I go out, I cause
problems for all kinds of people...
**[07:59] Jinguuji**
And thus... this.
**[08:05] Tachibana**
N-No one's looking at me!
**[08:09] Tachibana**
This is awesome!
**[08:10] Jinguuji**
Don't get too excited.
**[08:12] Jinguuji**
It only directs eyes away from you.
**[08:14] Jinguuji**
If you get too worked up,
it may become less effective.
**[08:16] Tachibana**
Thank you, Jinguuji!
**[08:18] Tachibana**
With this, I'm free of the paper bag!
**[08:30] Tachibana**
* But this guy stands out*
* a lot in his own way, too.*
**[08:34] Tachibana**
* He's got refined features, and on*
* top of that, he's wearing a suit.*
**[08:37] Tachibana**
* Wouldn't it be better for*
* him to change his clothes?*
**[08:41] Tachibana**
What? Are you smiling because
you're so incredibly popular?
**[08:45] Jinguuji**
No. I'm sure you've noticed as well,
**[08:47] Jinguuji**
but someone emitting tremendous
bloodlust is following us.
**[08:51] Tachibana**
*I totally didn't notice at all!*
**[08:53] Tachibana**
But why are you smiling? You're scary.
**[08:56] Jinguuji**
The way they conceal their
presence is just so unskilled.
**[08:59] Jinguuji**
Huh? You mean you can't feel
this aura of bloodlust?
**[09:02] Tachibana**
Normal people can't sense that.
**[09:04] Tachibana**
Who do you think you are,
anyway? What are you?
**[09:07] Jinguuji**
Hey! I know you're following us!
**[09:09] Jinguuji**
How about you show yourselves?!
**[09:10] Chuck**
Blast you, showing off your
flirting in the middle of town.
**[09:17] Chuck**
Do you have any idea how tough
we had it after that?
**[09:22] Tachibana**
Who are they?
**[09:23] Jinguuji**
You know. Those bandits from the village.
**[09:25] Chuck**
I knew you wouldn't remember us, but...
**[09:29] Chuck**
I figured if we waited at the nearest town,
we'd run into you eventually.
**[09:34] Chuck**
After the fire was set,
everyone got out all right,
**[09:37] Chuck**
but the flames moved so fast,
we ended up scattered all over!
**[09:41] Chuck**
And my hair ended up frizzy all over!
**[09:43] Tachibana**
You put together some
good rhymes for a bandit.
**[09:48] Chuck**
Let's do this, big bro.
**[09:50] Jason**
Yes.
**[09:51] Jason**
You are as lovely as ever.
**[09:53] Jason**
I feel I may fall in love with you.
**[09:54] Chuck**
Big bro! That's something only a guy
who's already in love would say!
**[09:59] Chuck**
Don't look at her face!
**[10:00] Tachibana**
Is this a comedy skit?
**[10:01] Jinguuji**
So once they're aware of you,
they can be charmed.
**[10:04] Chuck**
Kill the one with the glasses,
and sell the woman to the nobles!
**[10:07] Chuck**
Die for the sake of our happiness!
**[10:10] Jinguuji**
This development gives me a sense of déjà vu.
**[10:20] Schwartz**
Pleased to meet you, suit-wearing person.
**[10:24] Schwartz**
May I assume that you are also a hero?
**[10:28] Tachibana**
A hero?
**[10:31] Jinguuji**
Since you know what a suit is,
**[10:33] ---**
does that mean that you've come
from the same world as us?
**[10:36] Schawrtz**
Perhaps.
**[10:37] Jinguuji**
May I ask your name?
**[10:41] Schwartz**
Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm!
**[10:45] Schwartz**
I will become a hero in this world!
**[10:52] Tachibana**
Sorry. Your name's so long I can't
remember it. Could you say it again?
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[10:58] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[11:06] Schwartz**
Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm!
**[11:10] Schwartz**
I have been summoned
to this world as a hero!
**[11:13] Tachibana**
*Why'd he put on and take off his cloak again?*
**[11:16] Jinguuji**
Are you Japanese?
**[11:17] Schwartz**
Yes.
**[11:18] Jinguuji**
Then, what was your name in Japan?
**[11:20] Schwartz**
I left that behind in that other world.
**[11:23] Schwartz**
I am now Schwartz von
Lichtenstein Lohengramm!
**[11:28] Schwartz**
I have been summoned
to this world as a hero!
**[11:34] Tachibana**
Well, okay then.
**[11:35] Schwartz**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[11:37] Schwartz**
I went to all the trouble
of reaching out to you!
**[11:40] ---**
What's with the cold shoulder?
**[11:42] Jinguuji**
Do you have some other business with us?
**[11:44] Jinguuji**
We don't have any with you.
**[11:46] Schwartz**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[11:47] Tachibana**
Now, now, Jinguuji. Let's at least
listen to what he has to say.
**[11:51] Tachibana**
For some reason, I can't
stand seeing him like that.
**[11:54] Jinguuji**
Well, if you say so...
**[11:58] Jinguuji**
But he introduced himself
with a false name.
**[12:02] Jinguuji**
We should be careful not to divulge
too much information.
**[12:06] Jinguuji**
If it seems too difficult, throw in
fake details from time to time.
**[12:08] Tachibana**
But that wasn't a false name so
much as... I guess it's fine.
**[12:13] Jinguuji**
Schwartz von Lichtenstein
Lohengramm-kun. Is that right?
**[12:17] Schwartz**
Yes. Please call me Schwartz.
**[12:19] Tachibana**
*I'm amazed you remembered it.*
**[12:21] Jinguuji**
I'm Watanabe. She's Audrey.
**[12:25] Tachibana**
Nice to meet you.
**[12:26] Schwartz**
Audrey-san, are you from this world?
**[12:29] Tachibana**
Huh? No, I'm...
**[12:33] Tachibana**
How should I put it...
**[12:40] Schwartz**
Oh, I'm so sorry for staring
at your face like that.
**[12:43] Jinguuji**
Wow! To be able to extricate yourself
from that state on your own...
**[12:46] Jinguuji**
You certainly aren't an average person.
**[12:48] Tachibana**
Is that the standard we should
be using to judge him?
**[12:51] Schwartz**
Um, may I ask...
**[12:53] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
Huh?
**[12:54] Schwartz**
Are the two of you... a couple?
**[13:04] Schwartz**
*What's this?*
**[13:05] Schwartz**
*Did I ask something weird?*
**[13:07] Schwartz**
*Oh, I see...*
**[13:08] Schwartz**
*She's obviously much younger than him.*
**[13:11] ---**
* They seem more like father and*
* daughter than a couple.*
**[13:14] Tachibana**
W-We are. The two of us.
**[13:19] Jinguuji**
What?
**[13:20] Tachibana**
Huh? We are, aren't we?
**[13:21] Tachibana**
We're a couple, right?
**[13:23] Jinguuji**
What's this all of a sudden?
**[13:24] Tachibana**
No! We swore our love that
night! Have you forgotten?
**[13:28] Jinguuji**
I have no recollection of that!
**[13:29] Tachibana**
Don't deny it! You're the one
who said to mix in fake details!
**[13:32] Jinguuji**
Idiot! Who says that out loud?!
**[13:34] Tachibana**
I mean, no matter how you look at it,
pretending like that seems natural!
**[13:37] Jinguuji**
I'd hate that!
**[13:38] Jinguuji**
You are the one person I don't want people
thinking I'm in a relationship with!
**[13:41] Tachibana**
Don't say "hate"! You'll hurt my feelings!
**[13:44] Jinguuji**
Y-You'd feel hurt? Why?
**[13:47] Tachibana**
Huh? Um, well...
**[13:49] Tachibana**
I didn't mean anything
weird when I said it...
**[13:54] Schwartz**
*Th-This... It can't be...*
**[13:57] Schwartz**
* The man is looking after*
* her like a father might,*
**[14:00] Schwartz**
* but the daughter has developed romantic*
* feelings for him?! Is it that trope?!*
**[14:05] Schwartz**
*I've seen it in light novels...*
**[14:07] Schwartz**
* These two must have overcome*
* so many obstacles together.*
**[14:11] Schwartz**
* They've lost their homelands...*
* Their parents have died...*
**[14:13] Schwartz**
* Now, their lives are saved and their*
* frozen hearts have begun to melt.*
**[14:17] Schwartz**
*And then...*
**[14:19] Schwartz**
*Huh? But in that case...*
**[14:21] Schwartz**
* I don't know why Watanabe-san*
* would deny his romantic feelings.*
**[14:26] Schwartz**
*Could it be...*
**[14:27] Schwartz**
* Have you left a fiancée*
* behind in the other world?*
**[14:31] Schwartz**
*It's possible!*
**[14:32] Schwartz**
*An office worker who seems this capable...*
**[14:34] ---**
*There's no way he doesn't have a girlfriend!*
**[14:37] Schwartz**
* I just know that Watanabe-san will disappear*
* without a word once their journey is over!*
**[14:41] Schwartz**
*And when she realizes that...*
**[14:45] Schwartz**
*Audrey-san is the one who will be hurt!*
**[14:50] Schwartz**
* In that case, there is only one course*
* of action I can take for her sake.*
**[14:55] Schwartz**
Father...
**[14:56] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
Huh?
**[14:59] Jinguuji**
No, I'm not—
**[15:00] Schwartz**
No, I understand everything.
And now knowing, allow me to call you...
**[15:04] Schwartz**
Father!
***SIGN*** Father-in-law
**[15:06] Jinguuji**
No, you really don't understand anything.
**[15:08] Schwartz**
I believe that those unrelated by blood can
still have good parent-child relationships.
**[15:14] Jinguuji**
I agree with you on that point,
but why would you mention it now?
**[15:18] Schwartz**
And, Father, I know that this
is what you must be thinking...
**[15:21] Schwartz**
"Can a man who is weaker than
me protect my daughter?"
**[15:25] Jinguuji**
You've been charmed, haven't you?
**[15:28] Schwartz**
I have finally found an opponent
worthy of my drawing this sword.
**[15:33] Schwartz**
I challenge you, Watanabe-san!
**[15:36] Schwartz**
I will surpass you and take
Audrey-san for my own!
**[15:40] Tachibana**
Who's Audrey?
**[15:42] Jinguuji**
You are.
**[15:43] Schwartz**
Cry out, my holy sword, Gram!
**[15:46] Jinguuji**
Gram? Like the magic
sword in Norse mythology?
**[15:49] Jinguuji**
I thought there were stories that it
cursed its wielder to death, but...
**[15:53] Jinguuji**
did he say it was a holy sword?
**[15:54] Tachibana**
Just accept it for what it is.
**[15:56] Tachibana**
That's the holy sword, Gram.
If he says it is, then it is.
**[16:10] Tachibana**
Whoa!
**[16:12] Tachibana**
What is with that sword?! It's insanely sharp!
**[16:15] Jinguuji**
Yes. It's slightly off-putting.
**[16:17] Tachibana**
And if we hadn't dodged, our heads
would have flown off, wouldn't they?
**[16:20] Jinguuji**
It seems our opponent is serious.
**[16:24] Schwartz**
So you can dodge that?
**[16:26] Schwartz**
I'd expect no less from you, Father.
**[16:28] Tachibana**
He's got some nerve saying that when
he came gunning to kill the newbies!
**[16:32] Schwartz**
*That was close!*
**[16:34] Schwartz**
* I've never used it before and that cutting*
* power... I've broken out in a cold sweat!*
**[16:38] Schwartz**
*I almost cut Audrey-san in half!*
**[16:40] Schwartz**
* I never imagined it was*
* something of this caliber.*
**[16:42] Schwartz**
*At this rate, I'll destroy the whole town.*
**[16:45] Schwartz**
* Isn't there any way I can avoid a*
* fight and still convince Father?*
**[16:53] Schwartz**
I can't hold myself back.
**[16:54] Schwartz**
It's been so long since I've felt this excited.
My powers of darkness are spilling over.
**[16:59] Schwartz**
I suppose I should go ahead...
**[17:02] Schwartz**
and get serious.
**[17:03] Schwartz**
* I'll make them think I've got*
* more than this and threaten them!*
**[17:06] Schwartz**
*But this is all I've got! Please buy into it!*
**[17:08] Schwartz**
*I'm begging you! Buy into it!*
**[17:10] Tachibana**
You mean that wasn't you being serious?!
**[17:13] Schwartz**
*There it is!*
**[17:14] Schwartz**
*Thank you, Audrey-san! I love you.*
**[17:16] Schwartz**
That wasn't serious at all.
**[17:18] Jinguuji**
It's all right. Come. Show
me what serious looks like.
**[17:24] Schwartz**
*There's no going back now. I have to do it!*
**[17:27] Schwartz**
Here I come!
**[17:28] Schwartz**
Prepare yourself, Father!
**[17:31] Schwartz**
This is my single serious blow!
Please receive it now!
**[17:34] Lucius**
Oh, don't give me, "please receive it."
**[17:37] Lucius**
All right, I've apprehended the suspect!
**[17:39] Lucius**
And arrest the two stuck in the ground, too.
**[17:42] Schwartz**
Huh? Who're you?
What's this? What is this?
**[17:44] Lucius**
We are the neighborhood watch for
this town in the Mercs territory.
**[17:48] Lucius**
I am arresting you under suspicion
of the destruction of buildings.
**[17:52] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[17:53] Tachibana**
Oh, he's running.
**[18:00] Schwartz**
No!
**[18:01] Schwartz**
This isn't the way I thought being
reincarnated into another world would go!
**[18:05] Lucius**
Thank you for your cooperation.
**[18:06] Jinguuji**
No, I only did what was right.
**[18:11] Jinguuji**
Well, then...
**[18:14] Jinguuji**
Is there something else?
**[18:15] Lucius**
You two are important witnesses.
**[18:17] Lucius**
Can I ask you to voluntarily
accompany me to our command post?
**[18:21] Jinguuji**
We'll go.
**[18:23] Schwartz**
I'm telling you!
**[18:25] Schwartz**
I am a hero who's been summoned
here to save this world!
**[18:29] Lucius**
Now look, do you have any idea
how many we've had this year?
**[18:32] Lucius**
And this is a false name, isn't it?
**[18:34] Schwartz**
I-It's not a false name.
It's my soul name.
**[18:38] Lucius**
And it's that part of you
that's causing these problems.
**[18:40] Lucius**
Heroes and such are nothing
more than rumors anyway.
**[18:44] Jinguuji**
Rumors?
**[18:45] Lucius**
Yes. Rumors about oracles saying things like,
the lord of evil will rise again,
**[18:49] Lucius**
and that goddesses will call forth
heroes to strike down evil.
**[18:54] Tachibana**
"Lord of evil"?
**[18:55] Jinguuji**
Goddesses? There's more like that one?
**[18:58] Schwartz**
But I'm the real thing!
**[19:00] Schwartz**
Please believe me!
**[19:02] Lucius**
Then can you prove that you're a hero?
**[19:05] Schwartz**
Proof? Then...
**[19:08] Schwartz**
How's this?
**[19:09] Lucius**
What is it?
**[19:10] Schwartz**
This is the proof which the
goddess has bestowed upon me!
**[19:14] Schwartz**
Or something like that, apparently.
**[19:19] Lucius**
Indeed, it does seem to the the seal
of the goddess of night, but...
**[19:23] Schwartz**
What do you think of that?
**[19:24] Schwartz**
This should prove that I am a hero
summoned here by a goddess!
**[19:29] Lucius**
Which means that this is...
**[19:30] Lucius**
a crime of perjury!
**[19:33] Lucius**
To add crime upon crime... You poor fool.
**[19:36] Lucius**
Wearing the seal of a goddess
is forbidden under the covenant.
**[19:39] Schwartz**
No, but this is the real thing!
**[19:42] Tachibana**
So the goddesses have seals, huh?
**[19:45] Tachibana**
Do you think I've got one on me, too?
**[19:47] Jinguuji**
From what I can see, it doesn't seem so.
**[19:49] Tachibana**
And when I took a bath, I didn't see
anything that looked like it might be that.
**[19:53] Tachibana**
Then, maybe a place I usually wouldn't see...
**[19:57] Tachibana**
What about on my back?
**[20:00] Tachibana**
Can you see anything?
**[20:02] Tachibana**
Huh? Is it there, or is it not?
**[20:05] Tachibana**
Then, my underarms? Or maybe my butt?
**[20:07] Tachibana**
I don't like this...
**[20:10] Tachibana**
What's wrong?!
**[20:11] Jinguuji**
S-Sorry!
**[20:13] Jinguuji**
I tried to hold back an oncoming nosebleed,
and it came out of my mouth instead.
**[20:16] Tachibana**
Is it even possible to hold back a nosebleed?
**[20:18] Schwartz**
What should I do? What can
I do so that you'll believe me?!
**[20:18] Tachibana**
Tap, tap, tap, tap...
**[20:22] Lucius**
Stop pulling at me!
**[20:23] Hagler**
It's quite lively in here today.
**[20:26] Lucius**
My Lord.
**[20:27] Jinguuji**
Lord?
**[20:28] Lucius**
To what do I owe the honor?
**[20:30] Hagler**
Well, I'd heard there was someone strong enough
to cut down a building with a single strike.
**[20:36] Hagler**
Are you the person in question?
**[20:38] Hagler**
His treatment seems harsh for the
amount of damage he's caused.
**[20:42] Hagler**
Come now, Lucius.
No one was hurt, after all.
**[20:46] Schwartz**
*No one was hurt? What a relief!*
**[20:49] Lucius**
Lack of casualties aside, there is
no defense on the matter of the seal.
**[20:53] Lucius**
Trying to pass himself off as a
priest... In short, it's perjury.
**[20:56] Schwartz**
*What?*
**[20:58] Hagler**
I see...
**[20:59] Hagler**
But, in the case that the
seal is authentic, then...
**[21:03] Hagler**
It means that this man simply
needs to prove that he's a hero.
**[21:07] Lucius**
How would he do that?
**[21:08] Hagler**
Well, let's see... A hero who will save the
world would naturally be very strong.
**[21:13] Hagler**
We'll have him show us his
true abilities as a hero.
**[21:16] Hagler**
What do you think?
**[21:17] Schwartz**
Let's do it.
**[21:19] Hagler**
You replied much too quickly.
**[21:21] Hagler**
It's odd for me to say it myself, but
shouldn't you listen to the details first?
**[21:25] Schwartz**
To think that I'd so quickly find an
opportunity to show my true strength.
**[21:29] Hagler**
So you're the type not
to listen to others, huh?
**[21:32] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, is this...
**[21:33] Jinguuji**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Your First Mission?
***SIGN*** Hey, Tsurusaki.
I'm hungry. Would you go buy
me a yakisoba sandwich?
I'll pay you back later!
***SIGN*** Will you accept this quest?
***SIGN*** Yes
No
**[21:34] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
*A mission-based quest like you get in games all the time!*
**[21:38] Tachibana**
So they really exist.
**[21:39] Jinguuji**
Yes, it seems they really exist.
**[21:42] Hagler**
This place, the Mercs territory, is a distribution hub.
A lot of goods move through here.
**[21:46] Hagler**
Perhaps targeting those goods,
**[21:48] Hagler**
robbers often appear along the nearby roads.
**[21:55] Hagler**
Subjugate the living armor
which collects magic items!
**[22:00] Hagler**
That is our request of you!
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Schwartz**
My name is Schwartz von
Lichtenstein Lohengramm! I...
**[23:36] Jinguuji**
What is he doing?
**[23:37] Tachibana**
He said he's practicing saying
his name in a cool way.
**[23:39] Jinguuji**
Taking the stance of putting in the effort,
no matter what the action. That's admirable.
***SIGN*** Episode 5
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Armor that Moves
**[23:43] Tachibana**
Schwa-kun just grinned.
**[23:44] Schwartz**
My name is Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm! I...
**[23:45] Tachibana**
Do you think he can hear us?
**[23:46] Jinguuji**
He can. There's no question of it.
**[23:48] ---**
# E5 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Armor that Moves
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0ZV0X/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-armor-that-moves)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:32] Jinguuji**
But why are we here, too?
**[01:35] Jinguuji**
We came in voluntarily for questioning.
We didn't break any laws.
**[01:39] Lucius**
The blonde one over there... Audrey, was it?
**[01:44] Lucius**
She launched some kind of psychological
attack on me, didn't she?
**[01:48] Tachibana**
What?
**[01:49] Tachibana**
Th-Th-That's just, um...
**[01:51] Jinguuji**
With her, it's more of a curse that
makes everyone around her do this.
**[01:55] Lucius**
A type of charm then, is it? No wonder.
**[01:58] Lucius**
Psychological attacks don't work on me.
**[02:01] ---**
I've trained to prevent it.
**[02:03] Lucius**
Nevertheless, I feel my awareness
of you is greatly enhanced.
**[02:11] Lucius**
Would you like a candy?
**[02:13] Tachibana**
You're giving me some? Yay!
**[02:15] Jinguuji**
Are you sure it doesn't work?
**[02:17] Lucius**
Though unintentional, I cannot turn a
blind eye to a psychological attack on me.
**[02:22] Lucius**
If you help with this, you will be
declared innocent, the same as that.
***SIGN*** That
**[02:26] Lucius**
Please think of it as some simple assistance.
**[02:29] Lucius**
You're strong, aren't you?
You did defeat this after all.
***SIGN*** This
**[02:33] Schwartz**
You've been calling me "this" and "that."
Couldn't you call me by name?
**[02:37] Tachibana**
Your name is way too long.
**[02:40] Tachibana**
Let's give you a nickname!
**[02:42] Tachibana**
How about Schwa-kun?
**[02:44] Schwartz**
* We've only just met, but we're already*
* close enough to go by nicknames?*
**[02:47] Schwartz**
*Could it be that she feels...*
**[02:49] Lucius**
Setting aside this increeedibly
unimportant matter...
**[02:52] Schwartz**
It's not unimportant!
**[02:54] Lucius**
I will give you another overview
of what we're doing here.
**[02:58] Lucius**
Recently, along the roads to the
town, a suit of living armor
**[03:02] Lucius**
is reported to have been robbing people.
**[03:05] Lucius**
We've deployed a suppression team, but...
**[03:07] Lucius**
they were found stripped of all their belongings.
**[03:11] Schwartz**
Stripped of their belongings?
**[03:13] Lucius**
It was said that every single one
of them was completely naked.
**[03:17] Schwartz**
I suddenly have a very
bad feeling about this.
**[03:19] Lucius**
Still, there have been no fatalities.
**[03:22] Lucius**
I believe there is little danger, but...
***SIGN*** Episode 5 .
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
Knockout and Armor that Moves .
**[03:41] Tachibana**
Schwa-kun!
**[03:44] Jinguuji**
Is that our target?
**[03:45] Lucius**
I believe so.
**[03:48] Vizzd**
Magic... I sense strong magical power.
**[03:52] Vizzd**
Leave it here. Leave it here.
**[03:53] Tachibana**
It's huge.
**[03:54] Schwartz**
Right! Looks like it's my turn to step up!
**[03:58] Jinguuji**
Wait.
**[03:59] Jinguuji**
Are you planning to use that
sword in a place like this?
**[04:03] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[04:09] Jinguuji**
I think the forest will
be completely laid bare.
**[04:12] Tachibana**
And if anyone's here foraging for
edible plants, they'll be cut in two.
**[04:18] Schwartz**
Father, I understand.
**[04:21] Schwartz**
It's too soon to be lured in by the
sword's surging destructive power.
**[04:27] Schwartz**
You're saying that men confidently use their
own natural abilities in a challenge, right?
**[04:30] Jinguuji**
That's not what I'm saying at all.
**[04:32] Sahwartz**
And until now, I have always fought
with this sword still sheathed.
**[04:36] Schwartz**
Let's go, Gram!
**[04:46] Lucius**
*He's fast.*
**[04:47] Lucius**
* Even compared to the knights of our land,*
* his movements are in no way inferior.*
**[04:51] Lucius**
*But...*
**[04:57] Lucius**
Stand back!
**[04:58] Lucius**
It's going to get you!
**[05:11] Schwartz**
Uh... Huh?
**[05:13] Schwartz**
Hey, wait...
**[05:17] Vizzd**
That was pretty good.
**[05:20] Schwartz**
My Gram!
**[05:23] Lucius**
Living armor uses magical power to move.
**[05:26] Lucius**
So it was after the magic in the sword.
**[05:27] Schwartz**
Gram!
**[05:30] Lucius**
*But it speaks human language...*
**[05:31] Lucius**
* Living armor is a magical weapon*
* able to move autonomously.*
**[05:35] Lucius**
* I've never heard of one with a*
* mechanism to have a person inside...*
**[05:39] Lucius**
*What is this thing?*
**[05:45] Lucius**
Oh, no!
**[05:46] Lucius**
Audrey-san! Run!
**[05:48] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[05:48] Lucius**
It's after that tiara!
**[05:50] Tachibana**
What?!
**[05:57] Tachibana**
Thank you, Jinguuji!
**[05:59] Jinguuji**
Of course.
**[06:01] Tachibana**
I don't want to lose the ability
to walk around town, but...
**[06:04] Tachibana**
ditching this is the only—
**[06:08] Jinguuji**
Hey, you, interrogator.
**[06:10] Jinguuji**
Will you tell me your annual income?
**[06:15] Lucius**
My annual income?
**[06:18] Jinguuji**
Yes. It's of great importance.
**[06:21] Lucius**
I don't think there's a need to—
**[06:23] Jinguuji**
Please tell me!
**[06:28] Lucius**
My annual salary is one hundred gold coins.
**[06:32] Lucius**
What of it?
**[06:34] Jinguuji**
You understand now, don't you, Audrey?
**[06:37] Jinguuji**
In short, right now, on your head...
**[06:41] Jinguuji**
you're wearing three years' worth
of a government worker's salary!
**[06:47] Tachibana**
Three years' worth of salary?
**[06:50] narrator**
For a working adult, that phrase
has a very harsh ring to it.
**[06:55] Tachibana**
Do your best and defeat that thing!
**[06:56] Jinguuji**
Will do!
**[06:57] Lucius**
What a backhanded way to raise morale...
**[07:01] Vizzd**
Darting around like that...
**[07:05] Lucius**
You're wide open!
**[07:09] Lucius**
*How was that?*
**[07:11] Lucius**
* I used enough strength to*
* easily pierce through steel.*
**[07:14] Lucius**
* It may be living armor,*
* but it won't be unscathed.*
**[07:21] Tachibana**
Mister!
**[07:25] Vizzd**
This armor is made of magical steel,
forged using ancient methods.
**[07:30] Vizzd**
Magical power directed at it from the
outside is absorbed or deflected,
**[07:34] Vizzd**
and it automatically repairs itself.
**[07:36] Lucius**
That can't be! You're saying
you're an ancient weapon?
**[07:39] Vizzd**
That's right. Be afraid, human children.
**[07:44] Vizzd**
I am Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled,
**[07:46] Vizzd**
and I am one of the top officers
of the Demon Lord's army.
***SIGN*** Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled
**[07:52] Jinguuji**
A top officer of the Demon Lord's army?
**[07:54] Schwartz**
Incomparably Skilled?!
**[07:56] Lucius**
Vizzd...
**[07:59] Tachibana**
How can this be...
**[08:01] Tachibana**
It can't be true.
It couldn't be. That's not...
**[08:07] Vizzd**
Your terror will also make me—
**[08:09] Tachibana**
It can't be!
**[08:11] Tachibana**
Mister, you're a miss?!
**[08:14] Vizzd**
Huh?
**[08:15] Tachibana**
I'm sorry for thinking
you were a guy until now.
**[08:18] Lucius**
It's fine. That is the manner
in which I conduct myself.
**[08:23] Tachibana**
Drape this over you for now.
**[08:26] Lucius**
Thank you.
**[08:28] Lucius**
Everyone, withdraw!
**[08:29] Lucius**
I will act as a decoy.
**[08:31] Tachibana**
But...
**[08:32] Lucius**
It's fine. I believe it is
only amassing magical power,
**[08:36] Lucius**
so at most, I'll end up naked.
**[08:38] Tachibana**
That's not fine at all!
**[08:40] Tachibana**
Hey, can't you do something
about this, Jinguuji?
**[08:43] Tachibana**
At this rate, the interrogator
is gonna end up stark naked!
**[08:46] Schwartz**
Marry... Marry...
**[08:49] Schwartz**
Marry...
**[08:51] Schwartz**
Marry me, please, Audrey-san!
**[08:54] Tachibana**
What are you guys doing?!
**[08:55] Schwartz**
I would save the world for you!
**[08:58] Schwartz**
And children! No, it's too soon
to talk about that, but...
**[09:00] Tachibana**
Is everyone under some kind of
curse to say that kind of stuff?
**[09:02] Schwartz**
I want to build a warm,
loving family with you!
**[09:04] Jinguuji**
Never mind! You wear this!
And sit over there!
**[09:08] Jinguuji**
* I can't withstand this. I feel*
* like my mind is about to break...*
**[09:13] Tachibana**
Honestly.
**[09:15] Tachibana**
Here. Will this do?
**[09:18] Tachibana**
I'm sitting off to the side,
and I'm not showing any skin, right
**[09:21] Tachibana**
The rest is up to you. Do what you can!
**[09:25] Jinguuji**
* She's wearing it, just as*
* I instructed her, but...*
**[09:28] Jinguuji**
*with this Tachibana is, how can I put it...*
**[09:32] Jinguuji**
*I can't seem to calm myself.*
**[09:34] Jinguuji**
*I feel sort of floaty and fluffy...*
**[09:36] Jinguuji**
*What is this feeling?*
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[09:40] Tachibana**
I put on more clothes!
Why are you getting worse?!
**[09:42] Jinguuji**
I don't know! Why is it...
**[09:47] Schwartz**
Watanabe-san...
**[09:49] Schwartz**
I know why.
**[09:51] Tachibana**
Schwa-kun?
**[09:52] Vizzd**
To think you'd ignore me...
**[09:55] Tachibana**
Sorry, Armor-kun! Just wait a sec!
**[09:57] Schwartz**
The profound feeling you're
experiencing right now...
**[10:01] Schwartz**
is known by the name "boyfriend shirt"!
**[10:05] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
*Did he say "boyfriend shirt"?!*
**[10:07] narrator**
The boyfriend shirt.
***SIGN*** Home
***SIGN*** June, Week 2
***SIGN*** Akari
***SIGN*** I was surprised it started raining so suddenly... And my clothes are soaked...
**[10:09] narrator**
When a girlfriend goes to stay
at her boyfriend's house...
**[10:12] narrator**
in the case that no other
sleepwear is available,
***SIGN*** Hinata
***SIGN*** You can stay here until the rain stops. I'll put your clothes in the dryer. Wear these in the meantime.
**[10:15] ---**
it may be possible to see
her in this very rare state.
***SIGN*** Akari
***SIGN*** Thank you, senpai. I suppose I'll take you up on your offer...
**[10:18] narrator**
Since the clothes are oversized, it looks
like she isn't wearing any bottoms.
**[10:22] narrator**
It's mind-blowing.
**[10:23] narrator**
And the thought that she's enveloped in your
own scent is also the awesomest of awesome.
***SIGN*** Akari
***SIGN*** Senpai, your clothes are so big...
For some reason, they're making my heart race...
**[10:29] narrator**
It is said to be one of the top three
romantic imaginings of the virgin male.
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[10:34] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, your tastes run
unexpectedly pure, don't they?
**[10:38] Schwartz**
That's the kind of thing
high schoolers squeal over.
**[10:41] Jinguuji**
Don't go making up lies about
other people's preferences!
**[10:43] Schwartz**
But it looks like you've
already committed to it.
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[10:47] Jinguuji**
This thing really is a nuisance!
**[10:49] Vizzd**
You make a mockery of me.
**[10:51] Vizzd**
If you wish me to hunt you down,
**[10:54] Vizzd**
then I shall do exactly that!
**[10:59] Jinguuji**
A boyfriend shirt...
**[11:01] Jinguuji**
is something I...
**[11:04] Jinguuji**
have zero interest in!
**[11:08] Lucius; Schwartz**
Wha...?
**[11:11] Jinguuji**
The fact that anyone thinks I am a man who
would be swayed by such a thing is abominable!
**[11:16] Jinguuji**
Rectify this, Tachibana!
**[11:17] Tachibana**
Um, Jinguuji, behind you! Behind you!
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[11:20] Jinguuji**
Don't change the subject!
**[11:22] Jinguuji**
It's being said that I am a man of childish
tastes! It's putting me in a bad mood!
**[11:26] Tachibana**
Seriously though, are you okay?
**[11:30] Jinguuji**
And besides, compared to your interest
in bunny girls and maids,
**[11:34] Jinguuji**
I think my tastes are a little more normal!
**[11:37] Tachibana**
Really...
**[11:39] Tachibana**
So you'd mock another's preferences...
**[11:42] Vizzd**
Stop darting around!
**[11:45] Tachibana**
If you're gonna talk like that, Jinguuji,
then try imagining based on my appearance.
**[11:50] Jinguuji**
Imagining what?
**[11:51] Tachibana**
That's obvious, isn't it? A bunny girl.
**[11:55] Jinguuji**
A bunny girl?
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[12:03] Vizzd**
You're mine!
**[12:05] Jinguuji**
That won't work on me!
So what about bunny girls?!
**[12:07] Jinguuji**
You think something so simple
will make my heart dance?!
**[12:10] Tachibana**
Simple?!
**[12:12] Tachibana**
Then how about a maid uniform?
**[12:14] Jinguuji**
A maid uniform...
**[12:16] Tachibana**
I bet you'd like the type with
long skirts. One of those!
**[12:19] Vizzd**
If a direct hit and a blow from
my axe are ineffective, then...
**[12:24] Vizzd**
Absorb magical power and
focus it into my boosters!
**[12:28] Vizzd**
Reinforce joints and
increase physical strength!
**[12:33] Vizzd**
Full Spec Mode.
**[12:41] Vizzd**
I will blow away everything in the vicinity!
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[12:44] Jinguuji**
A long-skirted maid uniform...
**[12:46] Tachibana**
Welcome home, master!
**[12:46] Jinguuji**
A long-skirted maid uniform...
***SIGN*** Welcome home
***SIGN*** Master ♥
**[12:50] Jinguuji**
That...
**[12:51] Jinguuji**
doesn't affect me!
**[13:04] Vizzd**
Oh, this is bad!
**[13:13] Jinguuji**
Wha... Wha...
**[13:16] Jinguuji**
What's so good about
"Welcome home, master"?!
**[13:19] Jinguuji**
How dare anyone so easily call someone
they've only just met "master"?!
**[13:23] Tachibana**
Shut up! You're always looking
down on me like that!
**[13:25] Tachibana**
That's a really bad habit!
**[13:27] Jinguuji**
Bad habit or not, it's the truth!
**[13:29] Tachibana**
What? No, it's not!
**[13:30] Jinguuji**
It's your fault for doing
things I look down on!
**[13:32] Tachibana**
Just shut up!
**[13:33] Jinguuji**
What did you say?!
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[13:41] Jinguuji**
A girl?
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
**[13:44] Jinguuji**
Moe Moe Qun!
**[13:51] Hagler**
I thought the Demon Lord was
just a children's story.
**[13:55] Vizzd**
Let me go!
**[13:55] Hagler**
When you suddenly say you've brought in
one of the Demon Lord's top officers...
**[13:57] Vizzd**
Hey! Release me!
**[13:59] Lucius**
I also find these unexpected events
difficult to believe, but...
**[14:03] Vizzd**
Don't get full of yourselves,
you pathetic humans!
**[14:05] Vizzd**
You're gonna get beat to a pulp by
my comrades when they rescue me,
**[14:09] Vizzd**
and that will be the end of you!
**[14:11] Tachibana**
You talk all high and mighty, but
you're counting on getting rescued.
**[14:15] Lucius**
Do you have comrades?
Give me specific numbers on how many—
**[14:20] Tachibana**
Whoa...
**[14:24] Lucius**
You seem quite lively,
Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled.
**[14:30] Vizzd**
That tingled a bit. Tingly...
**[14:33] Lucius**
The grudge I bear for you
ripping my clothes...
**[14:35] ---**
I haven't forgotten it, understand?
**[14:37] Tachibana**
This person's pretty scary.
**[14:39] Jinguuji**
Well, she is an interrogator.
**[14:41] Vizzd**
Blast it... If I weren't in this form,
the likes of you would be nothing.
**[14:48] Tachibana**
She's crying.
**[14:49] Lucius**
It's a pathetic sight.
**[14:51] Jinguuji**
Hey, you! Where is this
Demon Lord or whatever?
**[14:54] Jinguuji**
If you're a top officer, you
must at least know a location.
**[14:57] Vizzd**
Where? The Demon Lord is...
**[15:01] Vizzd**
I see. So you lot haven't realized yet, huh?
**[15:05] Vizzd**
Well... How convenient for me.
**[15:08] Vizzd**
I'll have to gather more magic
before the hero appears.
**[15:13] Schwartz**
If you believe that a hero has
not yet appeared in this world,
**[15:17] Schwartz**
then you are mistaken, Vizzd.
**[15:19] Vizzd**
What?
**[15:21] Schwartz**
Because I...
**[15:24] Schwartz**
Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm
am the hero who has been summoned here!
**[15:30] Vizzd**
What? There's no way a man as
boring as you could be the hero.
**[15:34] Schwartz**
Why won't anyone believe me?!
**[15:37] Lucius**
To knowingly give the opposition information,
even if it's a lie, is the lowest of the low.
**[15:42] Schwartz**
Even allies treat me this way!
**[15:44] Lucius**
There's too much of a racket!
Everyone please get out!
**[15:45] Schwartz**
Why?
**[15:47] Lucius**
You're interfering with my work!
**[15:50] Vizzd**
Huh? Wait, don't...
**[15:55] Tachibana**
What's going on in there?
**[16:05] Vizzd**
Blast it. Putting me through
all that torment...
**[16:09] Vizzd**
The core of my body is
still buzzing and tingling.
**[16:14] Vizzd**
Not one blow...
**[16:17] Vizzd**
I couldn't land even one blow.
**[16:19] Vizzd**
I have to hurry up and gather
magical power, but...
**[16:23] Vizzd**
I'm stuck here in this mess.
**[16:26] Kalm**
Honestly. Exactly what I was going to say!
**[16:29] Kalm**
This is pathetic, Vizzd-chan the Weakest.
**[16:34] Vizzd**
Kalm.
**[16:39] Kalm**
I doubt that the Demon Lord
will sigh and overlook this blunder.
**[16:43] Vizzd**
What? No! I'm sure I'll be
praised for trying so hard!
**[16:48] Vizzd**
And I've gotten my hands on some information.
**[16:51] Vizzd**
The hero has already come to our world.
**[16:54] Kalm**
Oh, I heard that from the shadows,
but I'm sure he's a fake.
**[16:59] Kalm**
He seems like a background character.
**[17:00] Vizzd**
You little... If you were there,
you should have rescued me sooner!
**[17:06] Vizzd**
That blasted Four-Eyes...
**[17:07] Vizzd**
Once my magic has recovered,
I will exact revenge for my armor...
**[17:14] Kalm**
Really? So the one with
the glasses who did this...
**[17:20] Vizzd**
This time, I sort of self-destructed!
**[17:23] Vizzd**
The next time we do battle,
I'm a thousand percent going to win!
**[17:27] Kalm**
Yes, yes. Don't have a tantrum
right by my ear.
**[17:29] Vizzd**
I'm not having a tantrum!
**[17:35] Schwartz**
Good morning, Audrey-san!
**[17:38] Schwartz**
Could it be that you're still
wearing your nightclothes?
**[17:40] Schwartz**
Well, I can't conceal the fact that it
was one of my goals to see that, but...
**[17:44] Schwartz**
as you are still here in your room,
I wondered if we might breakfast together!
**[17:51] Schwartz**
And since... I had that thought... I...
**[17:54] Jinguuji**
Good morning.
**[17:56] Schwartz**
Oh. Father. Good morning.
**[18:04] Schwartz**
A door... in a place like this?
**[18:09] Tachibana**
Yes?
**[18:10] Schwartz**
It's Schwartz.
**[18:13] Tachibana**
I've got my hands full
right now, but come in!
**[18:19] Schwartz**
A house?!
**[18:21] Jinguuji**
This is the ability I received
from that crappy goddess.
**[18:24] Schwartz**
This?!
**[18:26] Schwartz**
So that means... this is
your house, Watanabe-san?
**[18:29] Schwartz**
I thought it would be more...
**[18:31] Schwartz**
that you would live sort
of steeped in darkness.
**[18:34] Schwartz**
To be honest, it's really boring.
**[18:36] Tachibana**
Well, sorry it's so disappointing.
**[18:39] Schwartz**
This is your house, Audrey-san?
**[18:41] Tachibana**
Yup. This is my place.
**[18:43] Schwartz**
There are a lot of things that make
it look like a man lives here.
**[18:48] Tachibana**
Schwa-kun.
**[18:49] Tachibana**
I must tell you an incredibly painful truth.
**[18:54] Schwartz**
What?
**[18:59] Jinguuji**
Good morning.
**[19:01] Hagler**
Oh, did you sleep well last night?
**[19:04] Jinguuji**
Yes. Thank you for everything.
**[19:07] Schwartz**
First love... It was my
first love, and yet...
**[19:12] Schwartz**
Tachibana Hinata.
**[19:14] Schwartz**
Thirty-two years old. Office worker. Male.
**[19:18] Tachibana**
* To think I've stolen a*
* young man's first love...*
**[19:21] Tachibana**
*I'm such a wicked woman.*
**[19:25] Tachibana**
How old are you anyway, Schwa-kun?
**[19:27] Tachibana**
Is it written in your stats?
**[19:29] Schwartz**
I'm a senior in high school.
What do you mean by "stats"?
**[19:34] Jinguuji**
So she got away.
**[19:35] Lucius**
I am ashamed.
**[19:37] ---**
Though, with this method of escape,
we can only throw up our hands.
**[19:41] Jinguuji**
And we've learned no more
about the Demon Lord.
**[19:43] Lucius**
If she were capable of something like this,
she would have done it during questioning.
**[19:47] Lucius**
I suppose we should assume
that an ally came to help her.
**[19:50] Jinguuji**
* If we came to a large town, I thought*
* that we'd be able to gather information,*
**[19:54] Jinguuji**
* but the only thing we seem to have*
* learned is that no one knows anything.*
**[19:59] Jinguuji**
* And it seems that the Demon Lord*
* is known only in folktales.*
**[20:03] Jinguuji**
* Would it be best to travel to an*
* even larger town to investigate?*
**[20:07] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana!
**[20:08] Schwartz**
I had no idea there was
such a useful function!
***SIGN*** Tachibana Hero Gender: Female Level: 2
***SIGN*** Strength Power: 1 Speed: 1 Intelligence: 30 Luck: 83
**[20:11] Tachibana**
The strength levels of the opponents you
fight are listed. It's really handy!
**[20:14] Schwartz**
Tachibana-san, you're
basically cannon fodder...
**[20:17] Tachibana**
That's right! My only merit is how cute I am!
**[20:21] Tachibana**
Protect me, okay?
**[20:22] Schwartz**
That's... kind of rough...
**[20:22] Jinguuji**
* Just as good at making*
* friends as ever, I see.*
**[20:23] Tachibana**
Take this! Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!
**[20:26] Jinguuji**
* This guy never puts up*
* any psychological walls.*
**[20:29] Jinguuji**
*I could never live that way.*
**[20:33] Jinguuji**
*Always surrounded by people...*
**[20:36] Jinguuji**
*and so...*
**[20:47] (Flashback) friend 1**
Jinguuji. You're too fast.
We can't catch you!
**[20:51] (Flashback) friend 2**
Let's just leave him!
**[20:55] Jinguuji**
* I've remembered all the way*
* back to something unpleasant.*
**[20:58] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji!
**[20:59] Tachibana**
Schwa-kun says we can look at his stats.
***SIGN*** Hero Gender: Male Level: 22
**[21:04] Jinguuji**
Why are you hiding your name?
**[21:06] Schwartz**
Well... It's physically unbearable for me.
**[21:09] Tachibana**
What do you mean "physically unbearable"?
**[21:11] Schwartz**
My name is Schwartz von Lichtenstein
Lohengramm. Understand?
**[21:17] Tachibana**
I mean, I don't care that much,
so whatever's fine...
***SIGN*** Hero Gender: Male Level: 22
**[21:22] Tachibana**
But, Schwa-kun, your level
is super normal, too.
**[21:25] Schwartz**
It's that Jinguuji-san's level is way too high...
**[21:28] Tachibana**
Don't feel down! What's
important are your skills!
**[21:31] Tachibana**
Just look at this abundant skills list!
***SIGN*** Hero Gender: Male Level: 22
***SIGN*** Strength Power: 20 Speed: 32 Intelligence: 28 Luck: 5
**[21:35] Tachibana**
Seriously, you have a ton of them.
***SIGN*** Skills
Passive
Blessing of the Goddess of Night MAX
When the Demon of Desire Reigns Lvl 3
Liar's Mask EX
Will of Steel Lvl 1
Survival Lvl 1
***SIGN*** Active
Resonance with the Dark Night
Blood Pain
Journey to the Distant Sky
Ping-Pong Lvl 1
**[21:36] Tachibana**
And you must've been on
the ping-pong team, right?
**[21:38] Schwartz**
Huh? That kind of info's on there, too?
**[21:41] Tachibana**
Can you have a skill you don't know about?
**[21:43] Schwartz**
I don't know about most of these.
**[21:46] Schwartz**
All I know is that whoever made up
these names had good taste.
**[21:49] Jinguuji**
We should test them somewhere
without people around later.
**[21:51] Tachibana**
Yeah, we should.
**[21:53] Tachibana**
What do you think, Schwa-kun...
**[22:00] Tachibana**
What skill did you use?!
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Lucius**
Now, you will tell me everything, with no
exceptions, Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled.
**[23:39] Vizzd**
Do not think that you can
make me yield through pain.
**[23:42] Vizzd**
Huh? What? What is that fluffy thing?
***SIGN*** Episode 6
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Free Spirit
**[23:45] Vizzd**
Wait! Wait!
**[23:46] Lucius**
I like your voice when you cry out like that.
**[23:48] Vizzd**
It's no good!
# E6 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Free Spirit
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX3PX2/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-a-free-spirit)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:36] Tachibana**
I-It's huge!
**[01:39] Schwartz**
Huh? Is that my goddess?!
**[01:41] Tachibana**
Goddess? Does that mean you used
a skill to summon a goddess?
**[01:48] goddess of night**
Fear me, humans.
**[01:50] goddess of night**
I am one of the twelve goddesses,
the goddess of night!
***SIGN*** Episode 6.
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
Knockout and a Free Spirit .
**[02:03] Schwartz**
Could it be... Were you sleeping?
**[02:06] goddess of night**
When the lands beyond the veil awaken,
this world shall be filled with my darkness.
**[02:19] Schwartz**
I think she's saying,
"I'm sleepy. It isn't my time yet."
***SIGN*** Right...
**[02:24] Tachibana**
So she's the type that
needs a translator, huh?
**[02:27] goddess of night**
Raven-dark servant of mine,
**[02:29] goddess of night**
for what reason have you manifested me?
**[02:32] Schwartz**
Well...
**[02:34] Schwartz**
It might be called a miracle, or destiny...
**[02:36] Schwartz**
or, to put it bluntly, you might
say I accidentally called you.
**[02:40] Schwartz**
So I don't really have a reason.
**[02:43] goddess of night**
To invite me unknowingly...
**[02:46] goddess of night**
Such daring is truly fitting
for a servant of mine.
**[02:50] Tachibana**
I see. This goddess has the
same sort of vibe as Schwa-kun.
**[02:55] Jinguuji**
They seem to have an even better
relationship than we do.
***SIGN*** Must be nice.
**[02:58] Lucius**
Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm.
**[03:05] Schwartz**
What's all this?
**[03:06] Lucius**
I apologize for the rudeness
we have shown you.
**[03:09] Lucius**
I never imagined you were the real thing!
**[03:11] Schwartz**
But I've been saying that this whole time!
**[03:14] goddess of night**
You proposed that my
darkness-clad hero was false?
**[03:22] goddess of night**
Stare...
**[03:27] Tachibana**
She got smaller!
**[03:30] goddess of night**
I see.
**[03:31] Schwartz**
What?!
**[03:33] Schwartz**
No! I don't want to fall
under the charm of an old guy!
**[03:36] Jinguuji**
Blast it! I was taken completely unawares!
**[03:38] Tachibana**
What is this? I haven't done anything
wrong, so what is this feeling?
**[03:44] goddess of night**
As I thought. Are you the
hero of the goddess of love?
**[03:47] Tachibana**
Oh, uh, yes. I did hear that I was.
**[03:51] Hagler**
What? You're a hero, too?!
**[03:54] goddess of night**
My hero overflows with more
spirit and vigor than you.
**[03:58] goddess of night**
I've won this.
**[03:59] Tachibana**
I'm fine with losing, but could
you give me back my clothes?
**[04:03] goddess of night**
But to summon two heroes at once...
The goddess of love has played a cunning hand.
**[04:08] Schwartz**
Now that you mention it, you're right.
**[04:10] Schwartz**
Why did Tachibana-san
come with another person?
**[04:13] goddess of night**
Well, my hero,
**[04:15] goddess of night**
when first you had audience with
me, I asked you, did I not?
**[04:19] goddess of night**
"What is it that you believe
to be the strongest of all?"
**[04:22] Tachibana**
The strongest of all?
**[04:24] Schwartz**
That would be raven-dark blackness!
**[04:26] Schwartz**
Colored pitch-black,
slicing through everything...
**[04:29] Schwartz**
A blade of darkness!
**[04:31] goddess of night**
That answer scores a perfect 100!
**[04:34] goddess of night**
And that perfect answer gave
birth to... the holy sword, Gram!
**[04:39] goddess of night**
It is well made, as though it
were the very embodiment of me.
**[04:42] Jinguuji**
I see.
**[04:43] Jinguuji**
So this level of excitement is
what created that weapon.
**[04:45] Tachibana**
No wonder it turned out like that.
**[04:48] goddess of night**
How does it feel wielding my holy sword?
**[04:52] Schwartz**
Uh... It... It's undergoing
maintenance right now, so...
**[04:56] goddess of night**
I see.
**[04:57] goddess of night**
Well, it seems you're taking good care of it.
That's the most important thing.
***SIGN*** Conscience
**[05:01] Tachibana**
If lying still causes you pain,
then you're not too far gone, Schwa-kun.
**[05:06] goddess of night**
In this way, the heroes we summon
are bestowed with our blessing,
**[05:10] ---**
as well as the abilities
and weapons they wish for.
**[05:13] goddess of night**
That is the procedure we have established.
**[05:16] Tachibana**
Which means that...
**[05:18] Tachibana**
If we see our goddess again, I can
receive a super powerful weapon, too?!
**[05:23] Tachibana**
Oh, what should I get?
**[05:25] Tachibana**
The strongest of all, huh?
**[05:27] Tachibana**
My mischievous inner child
is beginning to stir...
**[05:29] Jinguuji**
No, you've got it wrong, Tachibana.
**[05:31] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[05:32] Jinguuji**
Going back to the reason why
two of us were summoned together,
**[05:36] Jinguuji**
I believe the answer is because...
**[05:38] Jinguuji**
I am considered to be
your weapon, Tachibana.
**[05:40] Tachibana**
What?!
**[05:41] goddess of night**
Indeed. You grasp things
quickly, human child.
**[05:45] Tachibana**
No, hold on...
**[05:47] Tachibana**
Wait, wait... This isn't right.
**[05:49] Jinguuji**
What isn't right?
**[05:50] Tachibana**
I mean, this is ridiculous, isn't it?
**[05:52] Tachibana**
If that's true, then I think
*you're* "the strongest of all."
**[05:57] Jinguuji**
Tachibana...
**[05:59] Jinguuji**
I didn't know you thought of me that way.
**[06:01] Tachibana**
Stop smiling!
**[06:04] Tachibana**
That'd never happen! I've never
thought anything so embarrassing!
**[06:08] Tachibana**
When I got summoned, you probably
just got caught up in it or something!
**[06:12] Jinguuji**
It's too late to take it back.
**[06:14] Tachibana**
I-It's only in times like this
that you bother to counterattack...
**[06:17] Jinguuji**
Don't be embarrassed.
**[06:19] Tachibana**
You're the one who's embarrassed!
**[06:20] Schwartz**
Those two really get along well.
**[06:23] Hagler**
Audrey-san.
**[06:24] Hagler**
No... honored hero.
**[06:27] Hagler**
Will you marry me?
**[06:30] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[06:31] Lucius**
My lord?
**[06:36] Hagler**
There are two heroes gathered here.
**[06:39] Hagler**
If this is when the myths begin once more,
**[06:41] Hagler**
then I shall become your pipeline
to the nobility, the royals,
**[06:43] Hagler**
a bridge to the world of politics!
**[06:46] Jinguuji**
I see.
**[06:47] Jinguuji**
I wondered why His Lordship
hadn't gotten charmed, but...
**[06:51] Jinguuji**
With the villagers, it was religious belief.
**[06:54] Jinguuji**
Next was the jealousy of the elf.
**[06:57] Jinguuji**
Then a desire to protect in the interrogator.
**[07:00] Jinguuji**
With His Lordship, it's a clear
desire for success in life.
**[07:04] Jinguuji**
It's likely that your beauty stirs
different desires in different people.
**[07:09] Jinguuji**
In his case, your beauty coupled with your
standing as hero finally broke him.
**[07:13] Tachibana**
I see.
**[07:15] Tachibana**
But are you okay with that, Jinguuji?
**[07:17] Tachibana**
If that's true, then you're charmed
to my most popular aspect.
**[07:23] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji. What d'ya say, huh? Hey...
**[07:29] Hagler**
Am I not good enough for you?
**[07:31] Hagler**
With your beauty and my knowledge,
we could control the entire economy!
**[07:36] Hagler**
You don't have to love me, but let's save
the worlds of business and politics together!
**[07:41] Jinguuji**
Stop there, my lord.
**[07:44] Tachibana**
J-Jinguuji?
**[07:46] Jinguuji**
Her existence will only
bring about destruction!
**[07:49] Tachibana**
Whaaa?
**[07:49] Jinguuji; echo**
...bring about destruction!
...bring about destruction!
**[07:53] Hagler**
You would interfere? But you
two are not a couple, are you?
**[07:58] Jinguuji**
I-I'm not giving this warning
from that sort of perspective...
**[08:02] Lucius**
My lord?
**[08:04] Hagler**
What?
**[08:05] Lucius**
If I may, my lord?
**[08:08] Lucius**
This is, after all...
**[08:10] Lucius**
simply medical treatment.
**[08:14] Jinguuji**
So this is, indeed, the most efficient way
to remedy contamination of the psyche.
**[08:19] goddess of night**
Are we done? I'm going to go back home.
**[08:21] Schwartz**
Oh! Yes, thank you for everything!
**[08:25] Hagler**
And so!
**[08:27] Hagler**
This land, where the goddess
descended, has become holy land!
**[08:30] Hagler**
We shall embrace the night,
**[08:31] Hagler**
and prosper as a town where
travelers can rest safely!
**[08:36] townspeople**
Hooray!
**[08:38] Tachibana**
I guess in the end, it was kind of
good that you called down the goddess.
**[08:41] Schwartz**
In the beginning, I did wonder
how things would turn out.
**[08:45] Hagler**
Heroes!
**[08:46] Hagler**
I would like to ask for your help
in developing our town.
**[08:50] Hagler**
We can provide land, a place to live, funds,
among other things. What do you think?
**[08:55] Schwartz**
D-Does that mean...
**[08:57] Schwartz**
I wouldn't have to worry about
food or a place to sleep anymore?
**[09:00] Schwartz**
Yes! Yes, by all means!
**[09:02] Jinguuji**
Hm, so basically he'd be our patron.
**[09:06] Hagler**
Audrey-san, if you would
stay as a public symbol,
**[09:10] Hagler**
I promise you three meals and a nap per day.
**[09:13] Tachibana**
You've gone and offered me exactly
the right kind of reward.
**[09:17] Tachibana**
To be honest, that really calls
to a working adult's tired heart.
**[09:21] Tachibana**
What do you think, Jinguuji?
**[09:25] Jinguuji**
Honestly...
**[09:26] Jinguuji**
I'm against it.
**[09:28] Tachibana**
Huh? Why?
**[09:29] Tachibana**
Even if we don't do anything,
we'd get three meals and a nap!
**[09:33] Tachibana**
That's what every working
adult dreams of, right?
**[09:35] Jinguuji**
I haven't dreamed of that.
**[09:38] Jinguuji**
And His Lordship didn't say
we wouldn't have to work.
**[09:41] Tachibana**
But he said I just had to stay here.
**[09:43] Jinguuji**
That's true. All you'd need to do is stay...
**[09:46] Jinguuji**
having meals with important people,
entertaining them...
**[09:48] Jinguuji**
In the end, you'd be a honey trap.
**[09:50] Jinguuji**
If you worked at night, afternoon naps would
be allowable. That's how I'd handle it.
**[09:55] Jinguuji**
Right now, you're not suited
to staying in one place.
**[09:59] Jinguuji**
Once people learn of your presence,
there will be no end
**[10:02] Jinguuji**
to those coming to use
or even eliminate you.
**[10:05] Tachibana**
But...
**[10:07] Tachibana**
If it means I can get back to
who I was even a second sooner,
**[10:10] Tachibana**
then I think I should use
whatever there is to be used!
**[10:13] Tachibana**
And if there's danger that's dangerous,
then you, you, you should protect me!
**[10:17] Jinguuji**
What if you're poisoned?
**[10:19] Tachibana**
If we need a food taster,
we have Schwa-kun!
**[10:20] Schwartz**
You're just want other people
to handle everything!
**[10:22] Tachibana**
I don't want to hike any more mountain paths!
**[10:26] Schwartz**
But your reasons are pretty sincere!
**[10:30] Jinguuji**
She's completely immersed in the
convenience of the modern era.
**[10:33] Jinguuji**
Tachibana, I'm not opposed to strengthening
our pipeline to influential people.
**[10:39] Jinguuji**
We're certain to obtain some amount of
information and knowledge if we stay here.
**[10:43] Jinguuji**
However, if we do stay...
**[10:46] Jinguuji**
Will we be able to say
that we're traveling freely?
**[10:49] (Flashback) Tachibana**
What's wrong with treating
it like a vacation?
**[10:51] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Work's been so busy, I haven't gone anywhere.
**[10:54] (Flashback) Tachibana**
This is a different world, right?
**[10:56] (Flashback) Tachibana**
That means no one we know is
here and no one's watching!
**[10:59] Jinguuji**
It isn't logical.
**[11:01] Jinguuji**
And I am aware that there is
a strange bias to my thoughts.
**[11:04] Jinguuji**
It's probably how much I've enjoyed
this sense of being on vacation.
**[11:10] Jinguuji**
And that's why I don't
want to accept this offer.
**[11:13] Tachibana**
Jinguuji...
**[11:16] Jinguuji**
What do you think, Tachibana?
**[11:19] Tachibana**
If you say stuff like that...
**[11:22] Tachibana**
I can't say anything back, can I?
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[11:26] Tachibana**
Okay! Thanks for everything!
**[11:29] Lucius**
We'll pray for your safe travels!
**[11:31] Schwartz**
Be careful!
**[11:32] Schwartz**
Goodbye! Take care!
**[11:33] Jinguuji**
We've finally obtained a map of this world.
**[11:38] Tachibana**
It'll take two weeks to get
to the royal capital, right?
**[11:41] Tachibana**
I don't wanna walk.
**[11:43] Jinguuji**
If we'd done as the lord had said, he might
have let us use official transportation.
**[11:49] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji.
**[11:50] Tachibana**
When we turned it down, that
"emotional bias" you were talking about...
**[11:55] Tachibana**
It's called "willfulness."
**[11:58] Jinguuji**
I am not such a childish person as that.
**[12:01] Tachibana**
Nope. You're actually more
childish than anyone!
**[12:06] Jinguuji**
I can't let that comment slide.
**[12:11] Jinguuji**
Hey, wait! Explain what you meant by that!
**[12:15] Tachibana**
Okay! Let's go to the royal capital!
**[12:28] Tachibana**
Did you see something just now?
**[12:31] Jinguuji**
Can we pretend that we didn't see anything?
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** Crocodog
***SIGN*** Friendly with people Carnivorous Doesn't run very fast When it reaches the end of it's lifespan, it's processed for meat Delicious
**[12:34] children**
Crocodog!
**[12:37] Crocodog**
Woof.
**[12:39] Tachibana**
*I had a dream about when I was little.*
**[12:42] Tachibana**
* My vision was blurred with tears,*
* so it might not have been a good dream.*
**[12:51] Tachibana**
* As I looked up at the sky, the light that*
* lanced down through the shade of the trees*
**[12:54] Tachibana**
* I remember the piercing sound*
* of the clamoring cicadas so clearly...*
**[12:58] Tachibana**
*And this guy...*
**[13:00] Tachibana**
*When was it that we started being friends?*
**[13:04] Jinguuji**
Are you ready, Tachibana?
***SIGN*** Kawa City Yuikawa Elementary School Student Compositions
**[13:09] Jinguuji**
Our elementary school composition book?
**[13:12] Jinguuji**
That brings back a lot of memories...
**[13:14] Tachibana**
I just had a dream about elementary
school and it made me think of it...
**[13:19] Tachibana**
Take a look at this.
***SIGN*** Predictions for the future
***SIGN*** No. 1 What are your dreams for the future? Cellophane Tape No. 2 What will you be doing when you're 18? Studying Abroad
**[13:20] Tachibana**
My dream for the future was cellophane tape.
**[13:24] Jinguuji**
Yes. I remember that.
**[13:26] Jinguuji**
It was so incomprehensible,
I remember being scared.
**[13:30] Jinguuji**
But if you were going to become a woman,
**[13:32] Jinguuji**
I'd have preferred if you'd
become cellophane tape.
**[13:34] Tachibana**
Is cellophane tape a better decision?
**[13:37] Tachibana**
This is the thing that stood out.
**[13:40] Jinguuji**
"What would you take to a desert island?"
***SIGN*** What would you take to a desert island?
***SIGN*** Jinguuji
**[13:44] Jinguuji**
My name is written there.
**[13:46] Tachibana**
That's right.
**[13:46] Tachibana**
Which means that this is
what I was thinking...
**[13:49] Tachibana**
I didn't choose you as
the most powerful weapon.
**[13:51] Tachibana**
I choose you as a useful item.
That's the theory.
**[13:58] Jinguuji**
If that's what you want to think,
then I suppose it's fine.
**[14:00] Tachibana**
I want to clear up your misunderstanding!
**[14:03] Jinguuji**
I understand how you feel,
but we can't summon the goddess.
**[14:07] Jinguuji**
Debating something we have
no way of knowing is pointless.
**[14:11] Jinguuji**
And besides, that's a survey
from elementary school.
**[14:14] Jinguuji**
Do you still want to become cellophane tape?
**[14:17] Jinguuji**
Cellophane tape.
**[14:19] Tachibana**
And what do you know about
cellophane tape anyway?
**[14:22] Jinguuji**
The one thing I do know is that
you don't know anything about it, either.
**[14:25] Tachibana**
Treating me like I'm an idiot!
**[14:27] Tachibana**
Then I'm sure you must have
had an incredible dream!
**[14:31] Jinguuji**
Stop!
**[14:32] Tachibana**
Why?
**[14:33] Jinguuji**
Because I'm embarrassed, of course.
**[14:36] Tachibana**
After making fun of someone
else's dream that much,
**[14:38] ---**
you think you're gonna escape this?
**[14:40] Jinguuji**
Stop now, you idiot!
**[14:44] Tachibana**
My composition book!
**[14:47] Jinguuji**
That's for going and doing things
that other people don't like.
**[14:50] Tachibana**
Why won't you let me read it?!
**[14:52] Jinguuji**
Who was it that laughed so
much back when I wrote it?
**[14:55] Tachibana**
I don't remember that!
**[14:59] Jinguuji**
I know that I went too far
drawing over it...
**[15:02] Jinguuji**
But you were being a little
childish too, weren't you?
**[15:04] Tachibana**
Like I care.
**[15:05] Tachibana**
I'm not talking to you for a while.
**[15:10] Tachibana**
You think about what you did, you stupid,
useless eggplant! Yeah, you eggplant!
**[15:13] Tachibana**
Your suit's as out of place here as one!
**[15:16] Jinguuji**
A useless eggplant...
**[15:18] Tachibana**
*Who scribbles over something like that?*
**[15:23] Tachibana**
*What was Jinguuji's dream?*
**[15:26] Tachibana**
*Blast it. I can't remember!*
**[15:29] Tachibana**
*My brain is just...*
**[15:31] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[15:33] Jinguuji**
A useless eggplant...
**[15:34] Tachibana**
Why does this town...
**[15:36] Tachibana**
love squid so much?
**[15:39] Miggy**
What a lovely couple! Wanna eat some squid?
**[15:41] Tachibana**
We're not a couple, so we don't need any.
**[15:44] Miggy**
What, are you fighting right now?
**[15:46] ---**
That's certainly bad,
and it makes this hard to do,
**[15:48] Miggy**
but it's squid!
**[15:52] Miggy**
Are you listening, young people?
**[15:54] Miggy**
When your heart's feeling prickly,
that's when you need to eat something tasty!
**[15:58] Miggy**
Try our specialty and
make up with each other!
**[16:01] Miggy**
How about you, young lady? Want some?
**[16:04] Tachibana**
That looks yummy! Thanks!
**[16:08] Tachibana**
Grilled squid needs beer.
Should I open up a can?
**[16:13] Jinguuji**
Well, since the proprietor is telling us to...
**[16:16] Jinguuji**
Shall we just agree that we were both
being childish and leave it at that?
**[16:21] Jinguuji**
I went too far using that marker.
**[16:23] Jinguuji**
But since we're living together, I wish
you'd respect my privacy a little more...
**[16:29] Jinguuji**
Hey, it isn't right to ignore me.
**[16:32] Jinguuji**
Are you listening, Tachibana?
**[16:34] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana?
**[16:36] Jinguuji**
Where are you?
**[16:37] Jinguuji**
This is in bad taste as a practical joke.
**[16:40] Jinguuji**
* The proprietor of the*
* squid shop is gone, too...*
**[16:43] Jinguuji**
*Could this be a kidnapping?*
**[16:45] Jinguuji**
*No, calm down, Jinguuji.*
**[16:47] Jinguuji**
* What are you going to do if you're shaken*
* simply because you can't see her?*
**[16:51] Jinguuji**
*We're talking about Tachibana here.*
**[16:53] Jinguuji**
* It's possible she's laughing*
* and sneering at me from afar.*
**[16:57] Jinguuji**
* It could be payback for*
* the composition book.*
**[17:00] Jinguuji**
* So the correct thing to do here*
* is to show that I'm panicked.*
**[17:04] Jinguuji**
* If I pretend I've been taken in,*
* she should feel satisfied.*
**[17:07] Jinguuji**
* It's ridiculous, but giving her*
* proper mental support is what I do.*
**[17:14] Jinguuji**
* She doesn't realize that she's the one*
* being made to dance in the palm of my hand.*
**[17:18] Jinguuji**
* And my wanting her to live that way*
* is the result of my own ego.*
**[17:23] Jinguuji**
*This squid is delicious.*
**[17:25] Jinguuji**
* And even if I don't worry about*
* her, she's a working adult.*
**[17:29] Jinguuji**
* If it weren't for that pandemic effect,*
* she'd be able to take care of herself...*
**[17:35] Jinguuji**
*That cart...*
**[17:37] Jinguuji**
*is the one the premier was on...*
***SIGN*** Troublemaker
***SIGN*** Unparalleled Beauty
**[17:44] Shen**
Well, I have to say that
wasn't a very enjoyable job.
**[17:47] Shen**
But the pay was good. I just need
to hurry up and shake it off.
**[17:51] Shen**
Woof.
**[17:52] Shen**
Huh?
**[17:58] Shen**
My cart. What's going on?
**[18:01] Jinguuji**
So you are the owner of this vehicle?
**[18:04] Jinguuji**
I'm sorry. I thought I'd
take a little look around.
**[18:08] Jinguuji**
I didn't intend to destroy it, but...
**[18:11] Jinguuji**
My hands just won't stop shaking.
**[18:14] Shen**
F-First, calm down.
**[18:16] Jinguuji**
I am completely calm.
**[18:19] Jinguuji**
I'm actually very calm.
**[18:21] Jinguuji**
In fact, you could say that I am far too calm.
**[18:23] Shen**
Would a calm person destroy a cart?
**[18:26] Shen**
Here, take this!
**[18:29] Shen**
It's an herb used for its calming effects.
**[18:31] Shen**
I'll give it to you for free.
**[18:33] Shen**
Smell it.
**[18:38] Jinguuji**
Are you a slave trader?
**[18:40] Jinguuji**
You had an elf woman on
this cart, didn't you?
**[18:42] Shen**
It's not my specialty, but...
**[18:44] Shen**
You can think of me as a trader who
deals in a wide variety of goods.
**[18:49] Shen**
Were you looking for that elf?
**[18:51] Jinguuji**
No. The person I'm looking for is
a blonde, blue-eyed young woman.
**[18:57] Jinguuji**
Do you know where I might find her?
**[19:00] Shen**
No, no! I don't do kidnapping!
**[19:03] Shen**
Could it be... Is she beautiful?
**[19:05] Jinguuji**
Probably.
**[19:07] Shen**
Did she disappear in this town?
**[19:09] Jinguuji**
Yes.
**[19:10] Shen**
Then it may be better for you to hurry.
**[19:13] Shen**
I was thinking that it's been a while since
I did a job like this that I didn't like.
**[19:17] Shen**
And the elf I delivered was so beautiful...
**[19:20] Shen**
I had no idea she was going
to be used as a sacrifice.
**[19:26] Rue**
Blast it! Bringing me to a place like this...
What are you planning to do?
**[19:30] Hidary**
I think you already know, don't you?
**[19:33] Rue**
* Is it really coming? Will that sort*
* of development finally happen?*
**[19:37] Rue**
* Me, who looks so lovely, and a human*
* male whose desires are clear to see?*
**[19:41] Rue**
* It would be even more strange if there*
* wasn't that kind of development!*
***SIGN*** That kind of development
**[19:45] Rue**
*Is this as far as my journey goes?*
**[19:48] Rue**
*I'm sorry, subjects of my village.*
**[19:50] Rue**
*If I'm to be sullied, I'd rather...*
**[19:52] Rue**
Kill me! If you're going to do
as you like with me, then I—
**[19:55] Hidary**
We are going to kill you.
**[19:57] Rue**
Huh?
**[19:58] Hidary**
Well, you are a sacrifice after all.
**[20:01] Rue**
A sacrifice?
**[20:02] Hidary**
You haven't heard? Tonight, after the
festival ends, you'll be an offering.
**[20:07] Rue**
Then... I'm going to die?
**[20:09] Hidary**
That's right. I feel badly for you.
**[20:12] Rue**
I'm gonna die?
**[20:14] Hidary**
But that alone would be a waste.
**[20:16] Hidary**
That well-balanced figure, and those eyes
which express such intelligence...
**[20:21] Hidary**
Such fine skin, and cheeks
and lips like roses.
**[20:25] Hidary**
Endlessly brimming mysterious elegance...
**[20:29] Hidary**
It's the first time in my life that
I've seen so beautiful a woman.
**[20:34] Rue**
To think there are humans
who understand my beauty.
**[20:38] Rue**
Does choosing me mean that
someone beautiful is necessary?
**[20:42] Hidary**
Yes. Our deity requires that
beautiful people be sacrificed.
**[20:48] Hidary**
There were a few other candidates,
but you were unanimously chosen.
**[20:52] Rue**
*Really? Unanimously, was it?*
**[20:56] Rue**
* I suppose that since I've been chosen,*
* there's nothing to be done.*
**[21:00] Rue**
* I guess being too beautiful*
* really is a crime.*
**[21:03] Rue**
* And this is the punishment*
* I'm receiving for it.*
**[21:08] Rue**
* There's a strange heat to the*
* way this man looks at me.*
**[21:12] Rue**
* And now that I look more closely,*
* he might give off a manly, handsome vibe.*
**[21:16] Rue**
*I see. This man must love me.*
**[21:20] Rue**
* If he does, then I may have to use my allure to*
* manipulate him and make my escape!*
**[21:26] Rue**
*But what is allure really?*
**[21:27] Rue**
*How do I use it?*
**[21:28] Rue**
*What do I need to do to project it?*
**[21:32] Rue**
*Like this? Or like this?*
**[21:34] Hidary**
* Wh-What's this? She's started*
* making strange poses...*
**[21:37] Hidary**
Just behave yourself until
you're sacrificed and...
**[21:40] Miggy**
That girl is the sacrifice?
**[21:42] Miggy**
I wonder about that, Hidary!
**[21:44] Hidary**
Is that you, Miggy?
**[21:46] Hidary**
What business do you have here?
We already have our sacrifice.
**[21:49] Miggy**
Yes, we certainly do.
**[21:52] Miggy**
But what if there were a girl even
more beautiful than that one?
**[21:54] Tachibana**
Ow!
**[21:59] Tachibana**
What? What? Where am I?
**[22:01] Rue**
I-It's you!
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Miggy**
This year's festival is upon us!
**[23:37] Hidary**
Upon us!
**[23:38] Miggy**
And the squid will dance,
all young and lively!
**[23:39] Hidary**
Young and lively!
**[23:41] Miggy**
And the sacrifice is blinding,
all young and lively!
**[23:43] Hidary**
Young and lively!
***SIGN*** Episode 7
Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Squid Fire
**[23:44] both**
Squid! Squid! Young and Lively!
**[23:46] both**
Squid! Squid! Young and Lively!
**[23:48] both**
Squid! Squid!
# E7 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Squid Fire
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK5QKK/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-a-squid-fire)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:32] Rue**
Y...
**[01:32] Rue**
You little jerk!
**[01:34] Tachibana**
Oh, Premier. It's been
a while. You been well?
**[01:37] Rue**
Does it look like I'm doing well?!
**[01:39] Rue**
Do you have any idea how much
I've looked for you two?
**[01:41] Rue**
I don't remember how many
times I nearly died!
**[01:44] Tachibana**
Well, well... I'm glad you're safe.
**[01:46] Rue**
You're the one person
I'm definitely gonna kill!
**[01:48] Rue**
And this is the perfect opportunity
to exact revenge for my honor.
**[01:52] Rue**
Last time, you used a curse or something
to brainwash the villagers, but...
**[01:56] Rue**
no matter how you look at it,
this man clearly prefers me.
**[02:01] Rue**
So now we're even.
**[02:03] Hidary**
Marry me.
**[02:04] Tachibana**
This again?
**[02:05] Hidary**
I'd cast aside my village if it were for you.
**[02:08] Hidary**
And I am prepared to leave my
wife and run away to the city.
**[02:11] Hidary**
I have two children,
but I want another three.
**[02:14] Tachibana**
Normally, you'd just call
a guy like this a dirtbag.
**[02:16] Miggy**
It seems you acknowledge her beauty.
**[02:19] Hidary**
No! I spent a large sum of
money to obtain this elf.
**[02:23] Hidary**
I can't give up on her so easily...
**[02:27] Hidary**
I admit defeat.
**[02:30] Miggy**
Okay!
**[02:31] Rue**
Don't give up so easily!
**[02:33] Rue**
It's too soon!
**[02:34] Rue**
My worth cannot be determined
within a tiny two-person group!
**[02:38] Rue**
I challenge you, woman!
**[02:40] Rue**
Majority rules!
We'll decide this with a vote!
**[02:43] Tachibana**
This again?
**[02:44] Miggy**
I mean, if you win, you'll be sacrificed.
Are you okay with that?
**[02:48] Shen**
I heard that the fishing here
had been poor for some time.
**[02:52] Shen**
Then, thanks to the sudden appearance of
a giant squid, the catch became plentiful.
**[02:58] Shen**
But they say that it asked for a
living sacrifice as compensation.
**[03:02] Shen**
And that it said something like...
**[03:05] (Flashback) Giant Squid**
Someone who appears snappy
and slightly impertinent,
**[03:07] (Flashback) Giant Squid**
whose chest is on the small side,
**[03:10] (Flashback) Giant Squid**
and who looks shallow at first glance,
**[03:12] (Flashback) Giant Squid**
but when she's made to succumb, she glares
at you. Please find that kind of young lady.
**[03:17] Jinguuji**
It's tossed some pretty particular
preferences together.
**[03:21] Jinguuji**
Right. Let's kill it.
**[03:22] Jinguuji**
It has said that if it's killed, they'll
once again be unable to catch squid.
**[03:27] Jinguuji**
So it can use its intelligence.
How interminably irritating.
**[03:31] Jinguuji**
But why, when they have an elf,
did they kidnap my companion?
**[03:35] Shen**
Because of a power struggle.
**[03:37] Shen**
Whoever finds a suitable beauty
will become the next village head.
**[03:43] Jinguuji**
That's ridiculous.
**[03:44] Jinguuji**
But if that's the case, both of
them do fit the requirements.
**[03:48] Shen**
Still, I don't think it's possible
to beat an elf in terms of looks.
**[03:52] Jinguuji**
No. There's no doubt that she will.
**[03:55] Shen**
Is your companion that beautiful?
**[03:58] Jinguuji**
Well...
**[04:00] Jinguuji**
Even amongst all the beauties I've ever seen,
**[04:02] Jinguuji**
she's probably far and
away the most beautiful.
**[04:05] Shen**
Love is blind, after all.
**[04:08] Jinguuji**
We're not in that kind of relationship.
**[04:11] Jinguuji**
Why do you keep following me?
**[04:14] Jinguuji**
I feel badly about destroying your cart,
**[04:16] ---**
but I don't have enough
on hand to compensate you.
**[04:19] Shen**
Oh, that's fine.
Actually, I'm feeling a little guilty.
**[04:23] Shen**
I thought there was a little more
romance to this job, you see.
**[04:28] Shen**
Plus, there's making connections. I'd love
for you to allow me to accompany you.
**[04:34] Jinguuji**
If that's the case, then fine.
**[04:36] Jinguuji**
But if my companion meets with
any harm, I will not show any mercy.
**[04:41] Shen**
You really are in love, aren't you?
**[04:43] Jinguuji**
I told you it's not like that.
**[04:45] Shen**
In that case, let's hurry up and find her.
**[04:48] Jinguuji**
Huh? Hey!
**[04:50] Shen**
You never know. She might be in
a deserted warehouse like this.
**[04:59] Rue**
Huh?
**[05:01] Rue**
Oh.
***SIGN*** Episode 7.
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
Knockout and a Squid Fire .
**[05:13] Shen**
Aren't you going to eat?
**[05:15] Jinguuji**
*I suppose it's fine.*
**[05:20] Jinguuji**
Still, is this the time to be
eating a leisurely meal?
**[05:22] Shen**
Now, now. We should eat when we can.
**[05:26] Shen**
A meal is the best way for
us to get to know each other.
**[05:29] Shen**
Right?
**[05:30] Rue**
I have no intention of
being friendly with humans.
**[05:33] Rue**
Especially not with you two.
You're making this precious squid taste bad.
**[05:38] Rue**
I want you to die.
**[05:42] Rue**
Die.
**[05:44] Rue**
Die, you idiot.
**[05:45] Shen**
To be eaten with such enjoyment...
I'm sure the squid must be satisfied, too.
**[05:47] Rue; background**
Idiot.
**[05:49] Rue; background**
Die!
**[05:50] Rue**
Why are you two together anyway?
**[05:53] Rue**
Were you a team?
**[05:55] Jinguuji**
The course of events made it unavoidable.
**[05:57] Jinguuji**
Setting that aside, there is
something I want to ask you.
**[06:00] Rue**
It must be about that woman, right?
**[06:02] Rue**
I was just with her.
At this rate, she'll be killed tonight.
**[06:08] Jinguuji**
Do you know where she is?
**[06:10] Rue**
Well, I wonder...
**[06:12] Jinguuji**
Tell me.
**[06:14] Shen**
N-Now, calm down.
**[06:19] Rue**
This squid's yummy.
**[06:20] Jinguuji**
Is this the time to be enjoying eating that?
**[06:22] Jinguuji**
Hey, are you listening, Premier?
**[06:24] Rue**
*It's been so long since I've had a hot meal.*
**[06:27] Rue**
* I didn't realize it warmed*
* the heart this much.*
**[06:30] Rue**
*Ever since I was beaten by these guys,*
**[06:33] Rue**
*I've been capture by weird people,*
**[06:35] Rue**
* gotten lost even though*
* I was following the map,*
**[06:38] Rue**
* treated like a thief, and turned into a*
* slave or a sacrifice before I knew it...*
**[06:42] (Flashback) Rue**
You win!
**[06:43] Rue**
*And on top of that...*
**[06:46] Rue**
Hey, Four-Eyes.
**[06:50] Rue**
Form a truce with me.
**[06:53] Jinguuji**
What?
**[06:53] Rue**
I will help you.
**[06:55] Rue**
And in exchange, you will help me.
**[06:59] Rue**
Have you heard? The humans of this
village revere that squid as a god.
**[07:06] Rue**
If you kill that god
right in front of them...
**[07:09] Rue**
what will happen to those villagers?
**[07:14] Rue**
Killing that squid will wreck
the festival and this village.
**[07:18] Jinguuji**
Interesting. That's a nice expression.
**[07:20] Shen**
I think that interfering with
the festival is a good idea,
**[07:25] Shen**
but with a monster of that size,
defeating it ourselves will be impossible.
**[07:29] Jinguuji**
Let's kill the squid.
**[07:31] Shen**
Weren't you listening to me?
**[07:33] Jinguuji**
I was thinking that if I had the
opportunity, I wanted to kill it.
**[07:37] Rue**
Shall we?
**[07:39] Shen**
On top of being smart, it lives underwater!
**[07:42] Shen**
Even if you say we're
going to do this, how...
**[07:44] Jinguuji**
Calm yourself, trader.
**[07:47] Jinguuji**
Don't worry. Leave it to me.
**[07:50] Jinguuji; echo**
* Leave it to me. Leave it*
* to me. Leave it to me.*
**[07:54] Rue**
Hmm. It seems you have some sort
of plan, don't you, Four-Eyes?
**[07:58] Jinguuji**
Yes. But you should prepare
yourself, Premier.
**[08:01] Jinguuji**
In order to kill that squid,
your assistance will be required.
**[08:05] Jinguuji**
Can you promise that you won't
run away when it comes time?
**[08:10] Rue**
*This man...*
**[08:11] Rue**
* He's a troublesome enemy, but when*
* he's an ally, he's this reliable?*
**[08:16] Rue**
*Strong. Smart. As well as cool-headed.*
**[08:21] Rue**
*And when I look more closely, he's handsome.*
**[08:25] Rue**
I promise.
**[08:26] Rue**
I swear it by my goddess.
I will lend you my strength!
**[08:34] Rue**
Hey. Why do I have ropes tied around me?
**[08:38] Rue**
And what are these round things?
**[08:40] Jinguuji**
Floats.
**[08:41] Rue**
Floats?
**[08:42] Jinguuji**
We're fishing for squid and you're the bait.
**[08:50] Jinguuji**
Do your best not to drown!
**[08:53] Rue**
You four-eyed weasel!
**[08:58] Rue**
See if I ever trust a human again!
**[09:01] Shen**
An ordinary person would never
think of something like that.
**[09:04] Shen**
I'd expect no less from you.
**[09:05] Shen**
Really, who are you?
**[09:08] Shen**
A regular human wouldn't be
able to throw her that far.
**[09:12] Jinguuji**
Well, I'd intended to throw
her a little farther, but...
**[09:16] Shen**
Huh?
**[09:17] Jinguuji**
*This is a little odd.*
**[09:19] Shen**
Oh, then your shoulders aren't at their best?
**[09:22] Shen**
If you wouldn't mind it being me,
I could loosen your body up for you.
**[09:26] Jinguuji**
N-No, I won't impose.
**[09:28] Shen**
Really? That's too bad.
**[09:33] Jinguuji**
You're suddenly standing very close.
**[09:36] Shen**
Would you like some shredded dried squid?
**[09:38] Shen**
Oh, I see you have both hands full.
**[09:40] Shen**
In that case, please open
your mouth. Here, say "ahhh."
**[09:46] Shen**
There's no one left to interfere.
It's just the two of us now.
**[09:49] Jinguuji**
*Wait for me, Tachibana.*
**[09:51] Jinguuji**
*I will kill the squid and find you!*
**[09:54] Rue**
I can't swim!
**[09:56] Jinguuji**
Don't worry! You've got floats!
**[09:59] child**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Three hours later...
**[10:01] child**
It's so high!
**[10:03] Jinguuji**
It's still got flavor to it, this squid.
**[10:05] Shen**
They do say that you can keep
chewing it for a lifetime.
**[10:09] Jinguuji**
That aside, we've caught
nothing. Nothing at all.
**[10:13] Jinguuji**
Is the bait no good?
**[10:15] Shen**
And is the bait person still alive?
**[10:18] Shen**
I haven't seen any movement in—
**[10:18] child**
Hey! Are you fishing for squid?
**[10:21] Jinguuji**
Yes.
**[10:22] child**
How stupid!
**[10:23] child**
Of course you can't catch any!
**[10:25] child**
Squid are nocturnal!
**[10:26] child; echo**
*...nocturnal! ...nocturnal! ...nocturnal!*
**[10:34] Rue**
I'm exhausted.
**[10:36] Rue**
But I must endure.
**[10:39] Rue**
Once we've killed the squid...
**[10:40] Rue**
This time... This time for
sure, I'll get them and...
**[10:45] Rue**
Huh?
**[10:47] Rue**
Huh?
**[10:52] Shen**
Huh? Is that...
**[10:57] Jinguuji**
We've got a bite!
**[10:58] Rue**
You guys, hurry up and save me!
**[11:03] Jinguuji; Shen**
Uh.
**[11:08] Sateyna**
I received this precious nut from the premier.
Though I've treasured it, it dried up and now...
**[11:13] Ultina**
Really, you should've eaten it.
**[11:14] Ultina**
Is she bullying you or something?
**[11:16] Sateyna**
Something may have happened to the premier.
**[11:19] Ultina**
Your expression isn't saying
that you hope for her safety.
**[11:22] Ultina**
I find you pretty scary.
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** Squid Village's Specialty, Shredded Dried Squid
***SIGN*** You can't chew through the legs, so you can chew them for a lifetime.
**[11:26] Rue**
You can't chew through the legs,
so you can chew them for a lifetime!
**[11:31] Tachibana**
The way the sunset reflects off
the lake is so beautiful.
**[11:36] Miggy**
Now then, it's time to get ready.
**[11:40] Tachibana**
* It's already time for the sacrifice?!*
* Wait, wait, wait!*
**[11:42] Tachibana**
* I haven't finished emotionally*
* preparing myself!*
**[11:44] Tachibana**
* No, but it's only a giant*
* squid I'm up against.*
***SIGN*** Eaten
***SIGN*** Crushed to Death
**[11:47] Tachibana**
* If I put up a serious fight,*
* I might have a chance...*
***SIGN*** Suffocation
**[11:52] Tachibana**
No, I won't! I have no chance!
**[11:54] Tachibana**
That giant squid is freakin' scary!
**[11:57] Tachibana**
* I don't wanna die. I especially*
* don't wanna get eaten!*
**[12:00] Tachibana**
*Squid! I'm begging you!*
**[12:02] Tachibana**
*I eat you, but please don't eat me!*
**[12:07] (Flashback) Tachibana**
I'm not talking to you for a while.
**[12:10] Tachibana**
*Why did we pick this time to have a fight?*
**[12:14] Tachibana**
*This happened once before a long time ago.*
**[12:18] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Please, save me, Jinguuji!
**[12:20] (Flashback) Tachibana**
I can't understand what the teacher
is saying, so I can't keep up in class!
**[12:25] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
You take too many naps during
class. This is your own fault.
**[12:28] (Flashback) Tachibana**
My part-time job's been super busy.
**[12:31] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Why should I care?
**[12:32] (Flashback) Tachibana**
If my scores are in the red
next time, it'll be really bad!
**[12:34] (Flashback) Tachibana**
My summer vacation will disappear!
**[12:37] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
You...
**[12:38] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Are things really that bad?
**[12:40] (Flashback) Tachibana**
They're super bad.
***SIGN*** Seizariya
**[12:43] (Flashback) Tachibana**
I'm telling you...
**[12:44] (Flashback) Tachibana**
explain in a way so that
even I can understand!
**[12:47] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Why is the one teaching
getting the blame here?
**[12:50] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Man, I just don't get it!
**[12:52] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
How can you not understand?
**[12:54] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
I'm the one explaining it to you.
**[12:56] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Focus properly.
**[12:58] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Don't play innocent about
your mind's capabilities.
**[13:01] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Come on. I'll explain it again.
**[13:04] (Flashback) Tachibana**
I'm just not smart.
**[13:07] (Flashback) Tachibana**
How can you understand how someone
who can't do things feels?
**[13:16] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[13:17] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Idiot! Stupid, useless eggplant! Useless!
**[13:19] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Don't ever speak to me again,
you useless eggplant!
**[13:22] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
U-Useless eggplant...
**[13:23] narrator**
And so...
**[13:25] narrator**
the man known as Jinguuji really
didn't speak to him for about a week.
**[13:31] Tachibana**
* In the end, I failed. With all the extra*
* lessons and tests, my summer vanished.*
**[13:36] Tachibana**
* Blast it! If I can't count on a rescue,*
* then I'll have to make a move myself!*
**[13:40] Tachibana**
*But what should I do?*
**[13:43] Tachibana**
* That's right! I can charm them to cause*
* confusion and use that chance to escape!*
**[13:48] Tachibana**
*In that case, I need to get this thing off!*
**[13:53] Tachibana**
*It won't come off!*
**[13:54] Hidary**
Hey, what are you doing!
**[13:56] Miggy**
Stop shaking the cage!
**[13:58] Tachibana**
Take that!
***SIGN*** Tachibana .
. .
Luck → 83 .
Unlocking successful!
**[14:05] Miggy**
Hey, you should've locked it properly.
**[14:07] squid citizen C**
I-I'm sorry!
**[14:11] Miggy**
Hey, what's wrong?
**[14:12] Miggy**
You listening to me? Hey!
**[14:15] Squid citizen C**
A-A goddess...
**[14:17] Tachibana**
Ow...
**[14:21] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[14:24] Jinguuji**
It's pulling harder than I imagined it would!
**[14:26] Shen**
You had a plan though, didn't you?
**[14:28] Jinguuji**
No, it was just thinking
of a way to fish it out.
**[14:31] Shen**
That's impossible!
**[14:34] Jinguuji**
*Why? Why is my strength failing?*
**[14:37] Jinguuji**
*Has anything been different than usual?*
**[14:39] Jinguuji**
* My meals are perfectly balanced.*
* And I've been doing my morning routine.*
**[14:44] Jinguuji**
*Has there been a sudden, unexpected...*
**[14:47] crowd**
Kill her!
**[14:48] crowd**
Kill that girl!
**[14:50] Miggy**
Stop, will you?
**[14:51] Shen**
Wh-What's all that?
**[14:53] Jinguuji**
T-Tachibana!
**[14:55] woman A**
That woman is a witch!
**[14:57] woman B**
She's a witch who's seduced my husband!
**[14:59] man B**
Marry me! I want three children!
**[15:01] man C**
No, I want four!
**[15:03] Miggy**
Wait, wait! This girl is an
offering to the squid god!
**[15:08] Tachibana**
Why...
**[15:09] Tachibana**
Why does this have to happen to me?!
**[15:12] woman E**
Don't try to garner sympathy,
you filthy woman!
**[15:15] woman F**
I'm sure you've used that face to
ensnare gentlemen, haven't you?!
**[15:19] woman G**
You've never done an honest day of work!
You don't know how the world works!
**[15:22] woman H**
Being beautiful is such a boon, isn't it?
**[15:24] woman A**
Your very existence is a crime!
**[15:27] woman B**
That's right!
**[15:28] Tachibana**
Right, blast it! I've made up my mind!
**[15:31] Tachibana**
I'm not gonna die, no matter what!
**[15:33] Tachibana**
The morals of a village that offers
outsiders up as sacrifices are really low!
**[15:38] Tachibana**
This is why I hate spiteful
country villages, you morons!
**[15:42] woman B**
She's even starting to badmouth our village!
**[15:44] woman A**
Those words are the witch's curse!
**[15:46] Shen**
Could it be that the person at the
center of that is your companion?
**[15:49] Jinguuji**
That's right.
**[15:50] Tachibana**
It's not as if I'm like
this because I want to be!
**[15:53] Tachibana**
Labeling people because of their
appearance or your personal opinions...
**[15:56] Tachibana**
Laughing and pointing, deciding where
everyone stands... Is that fun?!
**[16:00] Tachibana**
Don't shift the responsibility here!
**[16:02] Tachibana**
Do something about this yourselves!
**[16:04] Tachibana**
What's with this "sacrifice" thing?
**[16:06] Tachibana**
Make a clay figure in the shape of
a beautiful woman and give it that!
**[16:08] Shen**
She's saying some crazy things.
**[16:11] Jinguuji**
Yes.
**[16:13] Jinguuji**
She's a very honest person.
**[16:17] Jinguuji**
Tachibana! Are you safe?!
**[16:19] Tachibana**
Jinguuji?!
**[16:20] Tachibana**
As you can see, I'm about to die!
**[16:23] Jinguuji**
I'll rescue you now!
**[16:24] Tachibana**
My arms are at their limit...
**[16:27] Tachibana**
I'm begging you, Jinguuji!
**[16:29] Tachibana**
Do something about these villagers!
**[16:32] Jinguuji**
I will!
**[16:50] Jinguuji**
Take that!
**[16:58] Shen**
The bait person!
**[17:02] Shen**
Is this really all right?
Isn't the elf inside that thing?
**[17:06] Jinguuji**
I have confidence in the premier.
**[17:09] Shen**
When trusting goes too far, it sounds a lot like abandoning responsibility!
**[17:13] crowd**
O Lord Squid God!
**[17:15] giant squid**
Why?!
**[17:18] giant squid**
I was just about to suck on a cute girl,
**[17:21] giant squid**
and then all of a sudden this happened!
**[17:23] Tachibana**
Where did those preferences
of yours come from anyway?!
**[17:27] giant squid**
Oh. There is a cute girl here, too.
**[17:31] Tachibana**
This guy can still move?
**[17:33] giant squid**
So cute!
**[17:38] giant squid**
I wanna eat her up!
**[17:46] Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[17:47] Jinguuji**
Hold on just a little longer!
**[17:49] Tachibana**
You can say that, but...
**[17:53] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[17:55] Tachibana**
Is this a horror story?
**[17:56] Rue**
Now that it's come to this, I'm taking
you with me! Die beside me!
**[18:00] Tachibana**
Stop!
**[18:01] Tachibana**
Stop! Stop, Premier!
**[18:04] Tachibana**
We're just about to kill this squid!
**[18:07] Rue**
What did you say?
**[18:08] Jinguuji**
Premier! Use this!
**[18:12] Rue**
*This is...*
**[18:25] Tachibana**
Th—
**[18:29] Tachibana**
That was so cool!
**[18:32] Rue**
Hmph.
**[18:35] Tachibana**
The edge on that Damascus
knife really is good!
**[18:40] Tachibana**
Ow!
**[18:42] Tachibana**
Th-Thanks...
**[18:44] Tachibana**
Premier?
**[18:51] giant squid**
This is hot! Really hot!
**[18:57] Rue**
It's grilled squid!
**[19:02] Rue**
Yum!
**[19:04] Rue**
What are you staring at?
**[19:06] Rue**
If you want some, how about you
grill it and eat it yourselves?
**[19:09] villager**
Oh. It is our god, after all, so...
**[19:12] Rue**
What kind of god is this delicious?!
**[19:14] Rue**
This thing's just a giant squid! A squid!
**[19:17] Miggy**
Just a giant squid...
**[19:23] Miggy**
Hidary...
**[19:24] Hidary**
Miggy...
**[19:26] Hidary**
We've been beaten.
**[19:30] Hidary**
I want to ask you all!
**[19:32] Hidary**
Is it right to sacrifice a person's
life to a squid monster?!
**[19:37] Hidary**
We cannot continue squids way! We need a
breath of fresh air, do we not, squids?
**[19:41] villagers**
Yeah!
**[19:43] Tachibana**
I'm getting tired of all the squid quips.
**[19:44] Jinguuji**
Yes.
**[19:45] Hidary**
And by a unanimous vote,
she will be our next village head!
**[19:49] Rue**
Huh?
**[19:52] Tachibana**
Oh. My level went up.
**[19:54] villager**
How about it, young man? Want one
of these, too? They're delicious!
**[19:56] Tachibana**
Th-They really adapt quickly.
**[19:59] Tachibana**
Are they okay with this?
**[20:01] Jinguuji**
They seem to be having fun,
**[20:02] Jinguuji**
so I think it's fine, don't you?
**[20:07] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana.
**[20:08] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[20:10] Jinguuji**
I'm sorry.
**[20:11] Tachibana**
About what?
**[20:13] Jinguuji**
Your composition book.
**[20:14] Tachibana**
I'd forgotten! Yeah, that happened!
**[20:18] Tachibana**
But I'm not angry anymore.
**[20:21] Tachibana**
To think you have stuff in your past
you don't want people digging into...
**[20:24] Tachibana**
I guess you are sort of human after all.
**[20:26] Jinguuji**
Sort of?
**[20:28] Tachibana**
I mean, the part that's been scribbled
over in marker won't come back,
**[20:31] Tachibana**
so let's talk about this again once
we've gotten back to our world.
**[20:34] Tachibana**
When that happens, show me
your composition book, okay?
**[20:38] Jinguuji**
Sorry. I don't have mine anymore.
**[20:41] Jinguuji**
My grandmother threw it out.
**[20:45] Tachibana**
Oh...
**[20:46] Tachibana**
I see. I guess there's no helping it, then.
**[20:49] Jinguuji**
Yes. Nothing to be done.
**[20:55] Jinguuji**
Don't leave me again. It's dangerous.
**[20:59] Tachibana**
No, you don't take your
eyes off of me. I'll die.
**[21:03] Jinguuji**
That's true.
**[21:04] Shen**
Was that a marriage proposal?
**[21:08] Hidary**
Village head!
**[21:09] Rue**
I am not!
**[21:10] Miggy**
Village head!
**[21:11] Rue**
You've got this wrong!
**[21:12] Hidari**
Won't you please lead us squids?!
**[21:14] Rue**
Cut it out already!
**[21:16] Tachibana**
Who's this guy?
**[21:19] Kalm**
Oh, dear. It's been eaten.
**[21:23] Vizzd**
The delicious smell is
wafting all the way up here.
**[21:26] Vizzd**
I want to eat some, too.
**[21:28] Kalm**
Make do with that dried squid.
**[21:31] Kalm**
Still, as soon as they showed up,
I did think that we would fail,
**[21:35] Kalm**
but I didn't think it would end like this.
**[21:40] Vizzd**
That guy with the glasses is strong, right?
**[21:42] Vizzd**
After all, he is the man who defeated me.
**[21:44] Kalm**
Why are you bragging about that?
**[21:47] Kalm**
We have no further business
here, so we're leaving.
**[21:50] Vizzd**
Understood.
**[21:52] Vizzd**
We can give this squid to the
Demon Lord as a souvenir.
**[21:55] Kalm**
When they're separated,
his strength declines?
**[22:01] Kalm**
I have a good idea.
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Tachibana**
Hey, why did you do all that anyway?
**[23:37] giant squid**
I just wanted to suck on
a cute girl, that's all.
**[23:39] Tachibana**
And because of that selfish desire of yours,
you ended up getting punished, right?
**[23:43] giant squid**
Yes...
***SIGN*** Episode 8
Guy Who Reincarnated as a
Fantasy Knockout and a Choice
**[23:44] Tachibana**
Have you reflected on your mistakes?
**[23:45] giant squid**
Yes.
**[23:45] Rue**
Oh, there was still some squid left?
**[23:46] Tachibana**
Wait, Premier!
**[23:48] Rue**
Man, that's yummy.
# E8 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Choice
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0320N/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-a-choice)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:30] Tachibana**
I... I really have to kill it?
**[01:34] Tachibana**
This adorable living thing?
**[01:37] Jinguuji**
There's no other choice.
It's so that we can live.
**[01:39] Tachibana**
You do it! Somewhere I can't see!
**[01:42] Jinguuji**
It's also a bit of an experiment.
**[01:45] Tachibana**
Wait!
***SIGN*** Episode 8.
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
Knockout and a Choice .
**[01:57] Tachibana**
I'm sorry, bunny.
**[01:59] Tachibana**
I can't eat meat today.
**[02:01] Shen**
Oh, was that your first kill?
**[02:04] Shen**
Eating your first kill is something
really special, you know?
**[02:07] Shen**
Would you like to try it raw?
**[02:09] Tachibana**
Someone says they can't eat meat,
and you recommend it raw? Are you crazy?
**[02:14] Tachibana**
Who is this guy anyway?
**[02:16] ---**
He seems kinda shady. Are you sure about him?
**[02:19] Shen**
My, my. What a terrible estimation of me.
**[02:21] Shen**
Please allow me to stay with you
until we reach the royal capital.
**[02:25] Shen**
My cart is broken and my
crocodog ran away, after all.
***SIGN*** Crocodog
**[02:28] Shen**
My only means of transportation is walking.
**[02:31] Shen**
And all alone...
**[02:33] Tachibana**
I see. Since you broke it,
we can't really argue.
**[02:36] Jinguuji**
Sorry.
**[02:37] Tachibana**
Since my charm doesn't work on him,
I guess it's fine, but...
**[02:41] Tachibana**
I'm Tachibana.
**[02:43] Jinguuji**
I'm Jinguuji.
**[02:44] Shen**
I'm called Shen.
**[02:46] Shen**
You both have such unusual names.
Where are you from?
**[02:51] Jinguuji**
We can't provide you our
personal information.
**[02:53] Shen**
Since you were friendly with that elf,
perhaps you're from the south?
**[02:58] Tachibana**
Oh! I forgot about the premier!
**[03:00] Tachibana**
You think it was okay to leave her behind?
**[03:02] Jinguuji**
A woman who'd try for our lives at any
opportunity? We couldn't bring her along.
**[03:07] (Flashback) Jinguuji**
This squid is delicious, but the god
of your forest was pretty good, too.
**[03:11] Tachibana**
That was your fault, wasn't it?
***SIGN*** Tachibana Strength
Hero Power: 1
Gender: Female Speed: 1
Level: 12 Intelligence: 30
. .Luck: 98
Skills
Passive Active
Unparalleled Beauty Conversation Lvl1
Troublemaker. .
Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
Curse of the Goddess of Love
**[03:14] Tachibana**
But why is it that only my Luck increases?
**[03:17] Jinguuji**
Your physical stats may not improve at all.
**[03:20] Tachibana**
What?
**[03:21] Jinguuji**
I have a rough understanding
of how we level up.
**[03:25] Jinguuji**
After beating the first monster, I was the
only one to gain experience points,
**[03:29] Jinguuji**
but even though the premier
helped to kill the squid,
**[03:31] Jinguuji**
your level increased, too, right?
**[03:33] Tachibana**
Now that you mention it, it did.
**[03:36] Jinguuji**
It's very likely that close contact
is the key. That's my guess.
**[03:39] Tachibana**
Close contact?
**[03:41] Tachibana**
Is that why you made me
kill that rabbit earlier?
**[03:44] Tachibana**
You should explain stuff like that first!
**[03:46] Jinguuji**
Even if I had, you still would've objected, right?
**[03:49] Shen**
I've finished making our meal.
**[03:52] Tachibana**
*Blast it...*
**[03:53] Tachibana**
*It's so good!*
**[03:55] Tachibana**
*The taste of this life...*
**[03:59] Tachibana**
* This guy's always killing stuff*
* so we can eat.*
**[04:03] ---**
*That's really amazing.*
**[04:07] Tachibana**
*Jinguuji's hands are really big.*
**[04:10] Tachibana**
*No. Is it that mine are small?*
**[04:15] Tachibana**
Thanks for the meal!
**[04:17] Tachibana**
Toilet, toilet...
**[04:19] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[04:23] Tachibana**
Why are you following me?
**[04:25] Jinguuji**
Huh?
**[04:26] Jinguuji**
You might get abducted if
I take my eyes off of you, right?
**[04:28] Tachibana**
But we're inside the apartment...
**[04:30] Jinguuji**
It was that kind of blithe disregard
that brought about the last incident.
**[04:33] Jinguuji**
I've decided I won't let down my guard again.
**[04:35] Tachibana**
By which you mean that
you're going to wait there?
**[04:37] Jinguuji**
Yes.
**[04:38] Tachibana**
I can't feel comfortable
with someone else there!
**[04:42] Shen**
So this is your love nest?
**[04:44] Jinguuji**
No, I am a freeloader and no more.
**[04:47] Jinguuji**
Never mind, though. Since we're alone,
this is the perfect time.
**[04:51] Jinguuji**
There's something I want to ask you.
**[04:52] Shen**
What?
**[04:53] Jinguuji**
Why are you following us?
Tell me your intentions.
***SIGN*** Shen Strength
Trader Power: 38
Gender: Male Speed: 60
Level: 52 Intelligence: 43
. Luck: 12
Skills
Passive Active
Perseverance Negotiation Skills Lvl 1
Eye for Beauty Lvl 1 Perception Block Lvl 2
Appreciation of the Assassination
Human Body Lvl 1 Techniques Lvl 2
**[04:57] Jinguuji**
Who are you really?
**[05:03] Jinguuji**
* If he were a townsperson, he should*
* have skills relating to his trade.*
**[05:07] Jinguuji**
* Instead, of all things,*
* he has Assassination Techniques?*
***SIGN*** Active
Negotiation Skills Lvl 1
Perception Block Lvl 2
Assassination Techniques Lvl 2
**[05:10] Jinguuji**
*That's entirely too dangerous.*
**[05:12] Jinguuji**
* Depending on the circumstances,*
* while Tachibana is out of the way...*
**[05:15] Shen**
I told you my intentions earlier, didn't I?
**[05:19] Shen**
I would like you to allow
me to accompany you.
**[05:22] Jinguuji**
* It isn't bloodlust. What is*
* this sense of pressure I feel?*
**[05:26] Jinguuji**
*Is his target Tachibana after all?*
**[05:29] Jinguuji**
* She must look quite desirable*
* to a slave trader.*
**[05:31] Jinguuji**
*But he hasn't breathed a word about her...*
**[05:34] Jinguuji**
*As I thought, he is no ordinary person!*
**[05:36] Shen**
Please, wait!
**[05:38] Shen**
If I meant to harm you, I'd have
put something in the food earlier.
**[05:49] Shen**
And, well, I did put something in the stew.
**[05:51] Shen**
Just a little something.
**[05:53] Jinguuji**
*Blast it!*
**[05:54] Shen**
So how are you feeling?
**[05:57] Shen**
Your body must have started
to heat up, right?
**[05:59] Jinguuji**
*Poison? Or some kind of drug?*
**[06:02] Jinguuji**
*Taking away our ability to move, and then...*
**[06:05] Jinguuji**
* I gave Tachibana a lecture,*
* then let us get into this mess!*
**[06:08] Jinguuji**
* My head's feeling foggy.*
* I can't think straight.*
**[06:11] Jinguuji**
*But...*
**[06:12] Jinguuji**
*I can move!*
**[06:14] Jinguuji**
*Which means...*
**[06:19] Jinguuji**
You will tell me your true objectives!
**[06:26] Jinguuji**
Why are you crying?
**[06:29] Shen**
Splendid. Your body is just
as splendid as I'd imagined.
**[06:34] Shen**
And so...
**[06:36] Shen**
Shall we begin?
**[06:40] Tachibana**
Ah, I feel better.
**[06:44] Shen**
My, you are very strong, aren't you?
**[06:47] Tachibana**
What are you doing?
**[06:48] Jinguuji**
Don't come any closer, Tachibana!
**[06:51] Jinguuji**
He drugged us.
**[06:53] Jinguuji**
I'm having trouble moving.
**[06:54] Tachibana**
What—?!
**[06:55] Jinguuji**
It's likely he's after you.
**[06:57] ---**
Run!
**[06:58] Tachibana**
Wh-What about you?
**[07:00] Jinguuji**
After you've escaped,
I'll figure something out!
**[07:03] Tachibana**
But...
**[07:03] Tachibana**
if we get separated, we may
never see each other again!
**[07:06] Jinguuji**
You can worry about that...
after you get to safety!
**[07:11] Shen**
That desperate expression... Lovely...
**[07:13] Tachibana**
I'm sorry, Jinguuji.
**[07:15] Tachibana**
If I didn't have a body like this,
we could've been together longer.
**[07:19] Tachibana**
It's been like this ever since we got here.
**[07:21] Tachibana**
Because I'm this cute, I only
ever cause trouble for you.
**[07:26] Jinguuji**
Tachibana...
**[07:29] Shen**
No.
**[07:30] Shen**
You're not particularly cute.
**[07:32] Shen**
Tachibana-san, to me,
you aren't cute in the slightest.
**[07:36] Shen**
You don't suit my tastes at all.
**[07:38] Shen**
I'm not targeting you, and I've never
once thought of selling you as a slave,
**[07:42] Shen**
so please don't worry.
**[07:43] Tachibana**
What? But I am cute.
**[07:46] Tachibana**
What's with you?
You're a slave trader, right?
**[07:49] Tachibana**
Have your eyes rotted or something?
**[07:51] Shen**
It's your disposition
that's rotten, isn't it?
**[07:53] Tachibana**
What?!
**[07:54] Jinguuji**
Don't get caught up in it, idiot!
**[07:55] Jinguuji**
Just hurry up and run!
**[07:57] Tachibana**
My cuteness is my entire identity right now.
**[08:01] Tachibana**
If that's denied me, what do I have left?
**[08:03] Jinguuji**
You just said that your cuteness
only caused trouble, and now this?!
**[08:06] Tachibana**
* With Jinguuji unable to fight, I'm the*
* only one who can do anything about this.*
**[08:12] Tachibana**
You don't seem affected by
my charm for some reason, but...
**[08:16] Tachibana**
if I can make it work, then I win!
**[08:20] Tachibana**
Not you!
**[08:22] Tachibana**
Seriously, what's with you?!
***SIGN*** menace menace menace menace
***SIGN*** squish squish squish squish
**[08:24] Shen**
You seek to entice me with that
soft, squishy body of yours?
**[08:27] Shen**
How strange. It only makes
hatred rise up within me.
**[08:31] Tachibana**
What'd you say?
**[08:32] Tachibana**
I'll show you how good softness can be!
**[08:34] Jinguuji**
Stop!
**[08:35] Jinguuji**
If I see something like that
when I'm not well, I'll die!
**[08:39] Jinguuji**
*Getting charmed on top of all this...*
**[08:42] Jinguuji**
*She's so cute. I can't...*
**[08:45] Jinguuji**
*Times like this call for...*
**[08:47] Jinguuji**
*muscle!*
**[08:48] Jinguuji**
*A man!*
**[08:49] Jinguuji**
*I will look at a man and calm down!*
**[08:52] Shen**
Your partner has looked away...
**[08:54] Shen**
He can't maintain interest in the subject.
**[08:56] Shen**
I feel sorry for you, Tachibana-san.
**[08:59] Shen**
As you can see, Jinguuji has chosen my body.
**[09:02] Jinguuji**
Huh?
**[09:03] Shen**
Doesn't that mean that right now,
I'm more attractive than you?
**[09:09] Tachibana**
Normally, I'd be able to
say it wasn't true, but...
**[09:13] Tachibana**
We're talking about Jinguuji here!
**[09:15] Tachibana**
It's totally possible that
he'd chose a male body!
**[09:17] Jinguuji**
What do you think I am?
**[09:19] Tachibana**
Then choose, Jinguuji! To you...
**[09:23] Tachibana; Shen**
which of us is more attractive?
**[09:26] Tachibana**
Come on! Come on!
**[09:29] Jinguuji**
S-Stop!
**[09:30] Jinguuji**
My brain is trembling!
**[09:32] Tachibana**
Don't run away, you!
**[09:33] Tachibana**
Which of us is cuter?
It's a simple question, right?
**[09:35] Jinguuji**
You're asking which? No matter
which I choose, I'm choosing a man!
**[09:40] Jinguuji; echo**
...a man! ...a man!
**[09:43] Shen**
Huh?
**[09:44] Shen**
Tachibana-san, are you a man?
***SIGN*** Stare
**[09:50] Tachibana**
Wh-What?
**[09:53] Shen**
No, no way.
**[09:54] Tachibana**
You're super rude, you know that?
**[09:57] Shen**
Why are you so squishy?
**[09:59] Shen**
That body is a crime, you know? Seriously.
**[10:02] Tachibana**
I agree that it's a crime, but because
of its cuteness, not its softness.
**[10:07] Shen**
Your vanity is extreme as well.
**[10:10] Tachibana**
It's fact.
**[10:11] Jinguuji**
Both of you... enough already...
**[10:16] Tachibana**
Jinguuji!
**[10:17] Shen**
It appears he's finally reached his limit.
**[10:21] Jinguuji**
Don't worry about me. Run!
**[10:24] Tachibana**
A-All I've done is keep
falling for his provocation!
**[10:29] Tachibana**
* Blast it. If he's not interested in me,*
* then why is he doing this?*
**[10:33] Tachibana**
*Wait. He's not interested in me?*
**[10:36] Tachibana**
Idiot!
**[10:37] Tachibana**
You're the one who needs to run, Jinguuji!
**[10:39] Jinguuji**
What?
**[10:40] Tachibana**
Shen's isn't after me!
**[10:42] Tachibana**
He's after you—!
**[10:46] Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[10:50] Shen**
Now... Shall we begin?
**[10:53] Tachibana**
Stop, Shen!
**[10:54] Tachibana**
You have to get consent before
you do things like that!
***SIGN*** squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥
***SIGN*** rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥
**[11:08] Jinguuji**
Tachibana?
**[11:09] Jinguuji**
What's happening to me right now?
**[11:11] Jinguuji**
Torture?
**[11:13] Tachibana**
No.
**[11:14] Tachibana**
You're having your body loosened up.
**[11:16] Jinguuji**
Loosened up?
**[11:18] Shen**
The truth is, my family has knowledge
of secret pressure points.
**[11:22] Tachibana**
Secret pressure points?
**[11:24] Shen**
I just couldn't turn away from this level
of fatigue, I suppose you could say.
**[11:29] Shen**
If I hadn't been this forceful, Jinguuji-san
probably wouldn't let me treat him, would he?
**[11:34] Shen**
Oh, what amazing muscles.
***SIGN*** rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥
**[11:37] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, you...
**[11:39] Tachibana**
were tired?
**[11:41] Jinguuji**
Me? Tired?
**[11:43] Tachibana**
You're not young anymore.
Don't push yourself too hard.
**[11:46] Shen**
The drug effects are stronger
the more fatigued you are, too.
**[11:51] Shen**
It was enough to knock you down.
Please be more self-aware.
**[11:54] Tachibana**
Did you give me that drug, too?
**[11:57] Shen**
No.
**[11:59] ---**
I gave you a laxative.
**[12:01] Tachibana**
*No wonder everything came out so cleanly!*
**[12:08] Shen**
* I've been forbidden to come*
* within a ten meter radius.*
**[12:12] Shen**
*But how was my true identity exposed?*
**[12:17] Shen**
*No... it wasn't exposed.*
**[12:21] Shen**
* Perhaps he has a keen sense*
* of a person's true nature.*
**[12:24] Shen**
Well, this has come from an unusual place.
**[12:32] Shen**
This is...
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** boom boom boom
**[12:35] Tachibana**
Isn't this... a spoiler?
**[12:43] Tachibana**
Are you feeling better?
**[12:44] Jinguuji**
Impossibly good.
**[12:46] Tachibana**
Shen really was skilled, huh?
**[12:49] Jinguuji**
From now on, if we feel even a little tired,
**[12:52] ---**
let's make sure to take a break.
**[12:55] Tachibana**
Tired, huh?
**[12:57] Tachibana**
*I've never seen this guy even catch a cold.*
**[13:01] Tachibana**
* I guess it shows how much of*
* a burden I'm putting on him.*
**[13:04] Tachibana**
* At the very least, I need to*
* be able to protect myself.*
**[13:07] Jinguuji**
I can see it.
**[13:13] Tachibana**
So that's the royal capital, huh?
**[13:15] Jinguuji**
It looks like there's an inspection.
**[13:16] Shen**
It's because there was a war not long ago.
**[13:19] Tachibana**
Whoa! That scared me!
**[13:21] Jinguuji**
I told you. Not closer than ten meters.
**[13:23] Shen**
I thought you might have some trouble.
**[13:25] Tachibana**
You mean we can't get in?
**[13:27] Shen**
I don't know.
**[13:29] Shen**
I would be able to guide you in,
**[13:32] Shen**
but in return, I'd like to show
you around the capital and things.
**[13:39] Shen**
Welcome to the royal capital, Ishurna.
**[13:41] Tachibana**
Wow, the houses are made of stone!
**[13:45] Shen**
I can guide you anywhere.
**[13:47] Jinguuji**
Are there any temples?
**[13:49] Shen**
Well, the temple of the
goddess of love and beauty...
**[13:52] Shen**
is over there.
**[13:54] Tachibana**
Why a temple?
***SIGN*** munch munch munch munch
**[13:55] Jinguuji**
If we can find the prophecy of the goddess,
**[13:58] Jinguuji**
we might be able to find out a
little regarding the Demon Lord.
**[14:01] Tachibana**
I see.
**[14:02] priestess**
Welcome to the temple of the
goddess of love and beauty.
**[14:06] Tachibana**
*Whoa, she's beautiful.*
**[14:07] Jinguuji**
* How can this be?!*
* She's perfectly respectable!*
**[14:09] Jinguuji**
*Clean, tidy, polite.*
**[14:11] Jinguuji**
*Not a single issue with her deportment!*
**[14:13] Jinguuji**
* This is a temple for the worship*
* of that crappy goddess!*
**[14:16] Jinguuji**
* I had an image in my head of some*
* kind of nighttime pool event, but...*
**[14:21] Tachibana**
You have a powerful imagination.
**[14:24] priestess**
Oh! Oh, my, my, my!
**[14:27] priestess**
Might you possibly be
hoping to join our faith?
**[14:30] Tachibana**
*Oh, she smells so nice!*
**[14:32] priestess**
I can tell with just one look!
**[14:34] priestess**
You are perfectly suited
to serving our goddess!
**[14:38] priestess**
Please, come right this way.
**[14:40] Tachibana**
I-Is this okay?
**[14:42] Jinguuji**
For now, we need to think
about getting inside.
**[14:44] Tachibana**
I do have one more person accompanying me.
**[14:46] Shen**
Don't trouble yourself about me.
**[14:51] Tachibana**
This place is beautiful.
**[14:54] priestess**
Our goddess rules over love and beauty.
**[14:57] priestess**
The temple must always be kept beautiful.
**[15:01] priestess**
And the same goes for us, her believers.
**[15:06] priestess**
First, you will change into
the garb of our order.
**[15:08] Tachibana**
Oh! I like that! Garb!
**[15:17] Tachibana**
No, um... Miss?
**[15:20] priestess**
Yes?
**[15:21] Tachibana**
This isn't clothing so much as underwear...
**[15:24] priestess**
It is the garb of our order.
**[15:25] Tachibana**
Actually, it's sort of just cloth, isn't it?
**[15:27] priestess**
It is the garb of our order.
**[15:29] Tachibana**
But this...
**[15:30] priestess**
That is our official dress.
**[15:33] priestess**
Only those wearing it are permitted
to enter our place of worship.
**[15:36] Tachibana**
U-Um...
**[15:38] priestess**
Please call for me once you've changed.
**[15:42] Tachibana**
I-I...
**[15:45] Tachibana**
Do I have to wear this even though it feels
like I'll lose something by doing it?
**[15:48] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[15:49] Jinguuji**
You know what our objective
in coming here is, right?
**[15:52] Tachibana**
To gather information.
**[15:53] Jinguuji**
That's right.
**[15:54] Tachibana**
You can't be...
**[15:56] Jinguuji**
Steel your nerve.
**[15:57] Jinguuji**
I already have.
**[15:59] Tachibana**
You're kidding me!
**[16:01] Tachibana**
This thing... All kinds of things
are gonna pop out! And you're...
**[16:12] Jinguuji**
Are you done, Tachibana?
**[16:15] Jinguuji**
I'm coming out.
**[16:17] Tachibana**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** punch punch punch
**[16:22] Tachibana**
Why aren't you wearing it?!
**[16:24] Jinguuji**
I'm wearing it under my suit!
**[16:26] ---**
Why aren't you wearing any clothes?
**[16:28] Tachibana**
What? Did you trick me?!
**[16:30] Tachibana**
You think it's okay to do
that just to humiliate me?!
**[16:33] Tachibana**
Just to see me in this micro-swimsuit?!
**[16:35] Jinguuji**
Don't make me out to be the bad guy!
**[16:37] Jinguuji**
The priestess was wearing
clothes, wasn't she?!
**[16:41] Tachibana**
Now that you mention it...
**[16:43] priestess**
Have you finished changing?
**[16:46] priestess**
Oh, it suits you very well!
**[16:48] priestess**
And the gentleman...
**[16:50] Jinguuji**
I'm still a little reluctant
to show so much skin.
**[16:53] priestess**
Are you wearing it underneath?
**[16:55] priestess**
Well, as you're only observing
today, that should be fine.
**[16:58] Tachibana**
That's fine?
**[17:00] Tachibana**
Then I'd like something to drape over me!
**[17:03] priestess**
In that case, take my robe.
**[17:04] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[17:05] priestess**
Will it do?
***SIGN*** Eek
**[17:09] Tachibana**
Sh-Showing that much skin to someone
you've just met is wrong, isn't it?
**[17:14] priestess**
I understand. I was surprised
when I first saw as well.
**[17:18] priestess**
It's quite all right! I am sure one day
that feeling will turn to joy!
**[17:22] Tachibana**
How is that all right?!
**[17:24] priestess**
Now, let us go.
**[17:27] priestess**
It is a sacred space,
so please, no carelessness.
**[17:44] priestess**
This is our place of worship.
**[17:47] priestess**
What do you think?
**[17:48] priestess**
Isn't it a splendidly holy sight?
**[17:52] priestess**
It's as though the deities have
come to play in the water.
**[17:57] Jinguuji**
Tachibana. Would you mind...
**[17:59] Jinguuji**
if I made this building cease to exist?
**[18:02] Tachibana**
Calm down. It's actually just
like you imagined, right?
**[18:05] Tachibana**
A pool at night filled with
revelers enjoying themselves.
**[18:08] Jinguuji**
It's like it's saying that my thoughts
are on the same level as that goddess,
**[18:11] ---**
which infuriates me to
the depths of my heart.
**[18:14] Jinguuji**
I want to make it as though it
never existed. I will do it!
**[18:16] Tachibana**
But it won't disappear from my memories.
**[18:19] priestess**
Well then, let's bring you into our faith.
**[18:22] Jinguuji**
Into the faith? But we only
meant to observe today.
**[18:25] priestess**
Don't worry. Just leave everything to me.
**[18:29] priestess**
You are exceptional.
**[18:31] ---**
In this world, you could
reach the highest heights.
**[18:33] Tachibana**
Huh? Um, Miss...
**[18:36] priestess**
So, please take off your clothes.
**[18:38] Tachibana**
But earlier you said I didn't need to.
**[18:41] priestess**
If you try it once, it will become addictive!
**[18:43] priestess**
Now, take it off. Let's take it off!
**[18:47] priestess**
Take it off!
**[18:48] Tachibana**
No! Stop it!
**[18:52] Tachibana**
I feel like something important's
been stolen from me.
**[18:57] priestess**
First, you must make the
most of what you have!
**[19:00] priestess**
You must show even more of your lovely skin!
**[19:03] priestess**
What's this? Why is that on your body?
**[19:07] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[19:08] priestess**
You... How could this be?
**[19:11] Tachibana**
Is there something wrong with my body?
**[19:13] priestess**
The mark of our gracious
goddess is on your body?
**[19:17] Tachibana**
Oh, now that you mention it...
**[19:19] believer 1**
How wicked!
**[19:21] believer 2**
That isn't something
you can do as a joke!
**[19:23] Tachibana**
A-And what happens if you've
got this on your body?
**[19:27] priestess**
After a proper judgment, a whipping at best.
***SIGN*** roooooar
**[19:31] priestess**
At worst, you'll be sent to a prison island.
**[19:34] Tachibana**
*I heard a scary word in there.*
**[19:36] believer 3**
With such a criminal in here,
the air will be tainted!
**[19:39] believer 4**
Hurry up and throw her out!
**[19:43] Jinguuji**
Don't touch her.
**[19:44] believer 5**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[19:50] Jinguuji**
Listen, believers!
**[19:51] Jinguuji**
We did not want for this stupid seal
to be carved into her body!
**[19:54] Jinguuji**
We didn't want it at all,
but we had no choice!
**[19:57] priestess**
Stupid seal?
**[19:59] Jinguuji**
That crappy goddess's seal!
Naturally, we'd refuse something like that!
**[20:03] priestess**
C-Crappy goddess?
**[20:06] Jinguuji**
The moment I was handed these swim briefs,
I should've knocked this temple down!
**[20:10] Tachibana**
You weren't wearing them?!
**[20:11] Jinguuji**
Why would I wear them?!
**[20:13] priestess**
Everyone, take up your weapons.
**[20:16] believers**
Yeah!
**[20:17] believer 5**
They shall receive regrets and
our goddess's love in spades!
**[20:21] Tachibana**
Their hate has gone from me to Jinguuji?
**[20:23] Tachibana**
You know if you live that way,
you'll shorten your lifespan.
**[20:27] Jinguuji**
It's more tiring trying
to be considerate of you.
**[20:30] Jinguuji**
And...
**[20:31] Jinguuji**
this is the kind of development I like.
**[20:34] Tachibana**
Is it?
**[20:38] Tachibana**
Wh-What's that?
**[20:40] Jinguuji**
Impressive. Magic, is it?
**[20:42] believer 5**
That magic is meant for the
conversion of heathens!
**[20:45] believer 5**
It won't come off until you declare love
for our goddess with a true heart!
**[20:48] Jinguuji**
What?!
**[20:49] Tachibana**
Magic that seems designed for
Jinguuji right off the bat?!
**[20:53] Tachibana**
Doesn't this world protect
freedom of religion?
**[20:56] Jinguuji**
As I thought, the religions of
this medieval world are worthless.
**[21:00] believer 5**
Until you learn to respect for our goddess,
we will continue your correction!
**[21:06] Tachibana**
It's like a lynch mob!
**[21:09] Jinguuji**
That will never sprout.
**[21:11] Tachibana**
They didn't get to the lynching bit.
**[21:13] believer 5**
How... My chains...
**[21:16] Jinguuji**
They weren't strong enough to be chains.
**[21:18] believer 5**
It can't be...
**[21:20] priestess**
I will not allow this outrage to continue!
**[21:22] priestess**
O Goddess, in your exalted seat,
master of the long ears...
**[21:26] believers**
Priestess!
**[21:28] Jinguuji**
Come on! If you think you can
fire at me, go ahead and fire!
**[21:31] Tachibana**
You seem like you're having fun.
**[21:33] Jinguuji**
We did not come here to
spill blood unnecessarily.
**[21:40] Jinguuji**
We wish to inspect the prophecy.
**[21:44] priestess**
The prophecy?
**[21:46] believer**
What would a heathen want with that?
**[21:48] Mouria**
Because these honored people
**[21:50] Mouria**
are heroes summoned here by the goddess.
**[21:55] priestess**
You are...
**[21:57] Mouria**
Hear me, believers!
**[21:59] Mouria**
Interfering with them is forbidden!
**[22:01] Mouria**
This is a royal command!
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] priestess**
Believers.
**[23:37] priestess**
We shall not turn our backs on the teachings
of the goddess of love and beauty.
**[23:40] ---**
We will bare our bodies—
**[23:42] Jinguuji**
That crappy goddess!
***SIGN*** Episode 9
Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Beautiful Girl
**[23:43] ---**
As I thought, she teaches nothing worthwhile!
**[23:45] priestess**
You! You have appeared once more!
# E9 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Beautiful Girl
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNWDN5/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-a-beautiful-girl)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:30] Jinguuji**
What is this?
**[01:31] Mouria**
A map of the world. What about it?
**[01:34] Jinguuji**
Nothing.
**[01:35] Tachibana**
It's shaped like a woman.
**[01:37] Mouria**
Now, let's go, hero.
**[01:41] Tachibana**
An audience with the king, huh?
**[01:44] Tachibana**
I'm worried I'm gonna screw this up.
**[01:46] Mouria**
Please don't worry about
any of that and just speak.
**[01:49] Mouria**
You are a treasure
created by our goddess.
**[01:53] Mouria**
In that sense, you are the only
one who is equal to royalty.
**[01:57] Jinguuji**
What do you mean?
**[01:59] Mouria**
The goddess of love and beauty
created our kingdom's royal family.
**[02:03] Mouria**
The first king received her blessing,
**[02:06] Mouria**
and her crest only appears upon the bodies
of those who inherit that same blessing.
**[02:10] Mouria**
It proves that they are of the
goddess's family, so to speak.
**[02:13] Jinguuji**
I see. So that's why it
would be a crime of perjury.
**[02:17] Jinguuji**
But haven't you thought that
Tachibana's crest might be fake?
**[02:20] Jinguuji**
Your preparations seem much too thorough.
**[02:22] Jinguuji**
You arrived too quickly after
we caused that uproar.
**[02:25] Jinguuji**
And there's far too little delay in
getting an audience with the king.
**[02:28] Jinguuji**
Hey, Shen!
**[02:29] Jinguuji**
How long have you had your eye on us?
**[02:31] Shen**
Oh, dear. Have I been found out?
**[02:34] Tachibana**
What is with you?
**[02:36] Shen**
Oh, supervisor. Haven't you
introduced yourself yet?
**[02:39] Jinguuji**
Supervisor?
**[02:40] Mouria**
Apologies for not saying sooner. I am
entrusted with the kingdom's intelligence.
**[02:45] Mouria**
My name is Mouria.
**[02:47] Mouria**
I will attend to your needs during
your stay in our kingdom—
**[02:51] Shen**
Oh, but to think that you are
the heroes, Jinguuji-san.
**[02:55] Shen**
No wonder you're so strong.
**[02:57] Shen**
I hope that you will continue
to favor me with your patronage.
**[03:00] Shen**
I will prove useful!
**[03:02] Shen**
Particularly at night,
in the bedroom, even...
**[03:07] Mouria**
Honored heroes...
**[03:10] Mouria**
The king awaits.
***SIGN*** Episode 9.
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
Knockout and a Beautiful Girl .
**[03:21] Vandam**
Thank you for coming.
**[03:23] Vandam**
We welcome you, heroes
summoned by our goddess!
**[03:31] Tachibana**
I can't anymore. I wanna go home.
**[03:32] Jinguuji**
Don't freak out.
**[03:34] Jinguuji**
All I see is a normal old guy
you'd see at a sauna.
**[03:38] Tachibana**
* The main characters of those stories where*
* they end up in another world are amazing!*
**[03:42] Tachibana**
* They make it through audiences*
* with royalty like it's normal.*
**[03:45] Jinguuji**
We are pleased to have the opportunity
to meet you, Your Majesty.
**[03:51] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[03:55] Tachibana**
*I see.*
**[03:56] Tachibana**
* He intends for me to charm the king to*
* give us an edge in this discussion, huh?*
**[04:01] Tachibana**
*Take this!*
**[04:02] Tachibana**
* This is my smile, the*
* cutest in all of history!*
**[04:06] Tachibana**
Hello!
**[04:11] Tachibana**
* Wait. Was giving a double*
* peace sign going too far?*
**[04:15] Vandam**
Our goddess's creations
are sublime and lovely.
**[04:19] Tachibana**
*Oof! And it didn't really even work!*
**[04:23] Tachibana**
*Oh, man. I wanna die.*
**[04:25] Jinguuji**
"The goddess's creations"?
Is that from the prophecy, too?
**[04:29] Vandam**
So the heroes are unaware of
the contents of the prophecy?
**[04:34] Jinguuji**
That's right.
**[04:35] Vandam**
In that case, bring out a lyre.
**[04:43] Vandam**
Dear King, are you doing well?
**[04:48] Vandam**
Yay!
**[04:51] Vandam**
In order to defeat the Demon Lord,
**[04:53] Vandam**
the most stirring and emo
hero in all the universe
**[04:58] Vandam**
has been summoned.
**[05:00] Vandam**
With cuteness on a completely
different level
**[05:02] Vandam**
everyone will fall in love with her.
**[05:05] Vandam**
It's seriously hilarious. Like, what?
**[05:08] Vandam**
I've left a star on my fav,
so go and search, okay?
**[05:11] Vandam**
Counting on ya to give
your full support, 'kay?
**[05:17] Vandam**
So quit fighting wars for now, pleeze.
**[05:22] chorus**
Pleeze!
**[05:23] Vandam**
I luv, luv you all. Kiss, kiss, bye!
**[05:27] chorus**
Kiss, kiss, bye!
**[05:31] soldiers**
What a beautiful poem!
**[05:33] soldiers**
Yes. And our king's beautiful
voice is splendid as well!
**[05:36] Tachibana**
That was amazing.
**[05:38] Jinguuji**
Yes, it was. Truly amazing.
**[05:40] Tachibana**
It really was.
**[05:42] Vandam**
Our goddess's words are complex and
it always takes time to decipher them.
**[05:47] Vandam**
By our goddess's hand, a beautiful young woman
was created and summoned here as a hero.
**[05:52] Vandam**
Find the one bearing the holy crest
so that we may be led to safety.
**[05:56] Vandam**
That is what the words must mean.
**[05:57] Jinguuji**
It's amazing that you turned those
words into something so nice.
**[06:01] Vandam**
Heroes who have been summoned here
by the goddess of love and beauty!
**[06:05] Vandam**
For the sake of demonstrating
our goddess' might,
**[06:07] Vandam**
you must do whatever it takes to defeat
the Demon Lord before anyone else!
**[06:10] Vandam**
To that purpose, we will not shirk
from lending you our support!
**[06:14] Jinguuji**
Really. Support? What kind specifically?
**[06:18] Vandam**
Well, let's see...
**[06:20] Vandam**
We can give them our national
budget for the year, right?
**[06:23] chancellor**
Will the national budget be enough?
**[06:25] general**
Please use the military's budget as well.
**[06:26] head of the merchants' guild**
Let's give them the taxes.
**[06:28] Tachibana**
This shows my charm definitely worked.
**[06:32] Tachibana**
Looks like my cuteness proved useful, huh?
**[06:35] Tachibana**
I think it's about time you
acknowledged it. Right?
**[06:38] Jinguuji**
Well, it's true it's a
handy face to have around.
**[06:41] Jinguuji**
Though it's not to my taste.
**[06:43] Tachibana**
You're still against it?
**[06:45] Tachibana**
It's been useful, so you
could give me some praise!
**[06:48] Tachibana**
Since I became a woman, you've gotten
colder toward me, don't you think?
**[06:51] Tachibana**
Like when we were fighting with Shen!
**[06:53] Mouria**
Excuse me for interrupting your conversation—
**[06:55] Tachibana**
Are you really saying that you
like Shen's body more than mine?!
**[06:59] Jinguuji**
It's a misunderstanding.
Did you need something?
**[07:02] Mouria**
Oh, that's right.
**[07:03] Mouria**
We've decided
to hold a banquet tonight.
**[07:07] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[07:07] Jinguuji**
A banquet?
**[07:13] Jinguuji**
So they wear normal clothes
at times like this.
**[07:15] Tachibana**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[07:24] Tachibana**
So what do you think?
**[07:25] Tachibana**
The maids all did their very best,
and it was worth it, right?
**[07:29] Tachibana**
Oh, you changed, too!
It looks good on you.
***SIGN*** Jinguuji Family Grave
**[07:47] Jinguuji**
Shen! Smelling salts!
**[07:48] Shen**
Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** Inhale Exhale
**[07:52] Tachibana**
Hey. What's wrong?
**[07:53] Jinguuji**
You're banned from entering.
**[07:55] Tachibana**
Why?!
**[08:01] Tachibana**
This is no fun. I wanna go inside.
**[08:05] Mouria**
I don't think there's anything to be done...
**[08:09] Jinguuji**
Will this be enough?
**[08:10] Tachibana**
Oh! Thank you!
**[08:15] Tachibana**
So what about alcohol?
**[08:16] Jinguuji**
You can't have any, of course.
***SIGN*** Dash
**[08:18] Jinguuji**
What will you do if things
turn out like that other time?
**[08:21] Tachibana**
Don't be so strict. Just a sip!
**[08:24] Jinguuji**
No. The alcohol is pretty strong.
**[08:27] Tachibana**
So you had some? No fair.
**[08:34] Shen**
Oh, it must be tough for you, Tachibana-san.
**[08:37] Shen**
This kingdom's alcohol is truly delicious!
**[08:40] Jinguuji**
You didn't need to say that.
**[08:42] Tachibana**
Is it good?
**[08:45] Tachibana**
I wanna drink good alcohol!
I wanna drink it! I wanna drink it!
**[08:49] Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[08:50] Jinguuji**
That's enough.
**[08:51] Tachibana**
Wh-What's with you?
**[08:53] Jinguuji**
Lately, you've been much too careless.
**[08:56] Tachibana**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[08:58] Jinguuji**
Throw away the idea that
you'll be fine if it's me.
**[09:01] Jinguuji**
What do you think will happen if I stop
being able to fight off your charm here?
**[09:05] Mouria**
Jinguuji-sama, this is a celebration.
There's no need to go that far.
**[09:09] Jinguuji**
No, this is a good opportunity.
**[09:10] Jinguuji**
Can you imagine the state I was in earlier?
**[09:14] Jinguuji**
It's hell on earth!
**[09:16] Jinguuji**
Your conduct lately has been intolerable.
**[09:18] Jinguuji**
Are you listening? Hey!
**[09:20] Jinguuji**
Tachibana!
**[09:24] Shen**
Do you feel disheartened?
**[09:26] Jinguuji**
Do I look disheartened?
**[09:27] Mouria**
Getting angry with that expression...
Anyone would react like that!
**[09:31] Tachibana**
*Blast it. Giving me a serious scolding...*
**[09:34] Tachibana**
*even though deep down he thinks I'm cute!*
**[09:37] Tachibana**
*No...*
**[09:39] Tachibana**
* Maybe I shouldn't because*
* I know how he feels.*
**[09:41] Tachibana**
* It's been a while since I've*
* seen him make that expression.*
**[09:45] Tachibana**
* That's right. Jinguuji's*
* warning me in his own way.*
**[09:50] Tachibana**
*But I...*
**[09:55] Tachibana**
* Keep fighting! I must maintain*
* my personal preferences!*
**[09:58] Tachibana**
* I don't know if it's a curse*
* or what, but Jinguuji's a man!*
**[10:01] Tachibana**
*I am a 32-year-old male!*
**[10:04] Tachibana**
*My ideal is a young, beautiful, blonde woman!*
**[10:06] Tachibana**
* If possible, a little childlike, but*
* still sharp, and a little melancholy...*
**[10:15] Tachibana**
*Yes, just...*
**[10:17] Tachibana**
*like this...*
**[10:20] Jinguuji**
Shen.
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** Aaaah
**[10:21] Shen**
Jinguuji-san.
**[10:22] Jinguuji**
Shen.
**[10:23] Shen**
Jinguuji-san.
**[10:23] Jinguuji**
Shen.
**[10:24] Shen**
Jinguuji-san.
**[10:26] Ygraine**
Is someone there?
**[10:29] Tachibana**
*Why did I go and hide?*
**[10:33] Ygraine**
Goodbye, world.
**[10:35] Tachibana**
What are you doing?!
**[10:37] Ygraine**
What do you mean?
It's plain to see I'm jumping.
**[10:39] Tachibana**
Like it's really normal?!
**[10:41] Ygraine**
What? Are you trying to convince me not to?
**[10:44] Tachibana**
Normally, that's what you do, right?
**[10:46] Tachibana**
No, no, no! A suicide right
in front of me is no joke!
**[10:49] Ygraine**
Oh, be quiet! It's pointless!
Everything in this world is pointless!
**[10:52] Tachibana**
Huh? Well... Um, there's... You know...
**[10:55] Tachibana**
*Why? Why have things turned out this way?*
**[10:57] Tachibana**
* What am I supposed to do*
* in a situation like this?*
**[11:00] Tachibana**
* They say things like "keep fighting" and*
* "don't give in" have the opposite effect...*
**[11:03] Tachibana**
*So should I try to distract her or something?*
**[11:05] Tachibana**
C-Could you give me some advice?
**[11:08] Ygraine**
Advice?
**[11:13] Ygraine**
You weren't born in this country, were you?
**[11:16] Tachibana**
You can tell?
**[11:17] Ygraine**
Well, I've never met someone
as beautiful as you.
**[11:21] Tachibana**
I think you're much more beautiful than I am.
**[11:25] Tachibana**
*What am I hitting on her for?!*
***SIGN*** Stare
**[11:27] Tachibana**
*I'm safe. I'm a girl right now. So it's fine!*
**[11:32] Ygraine**
I'm tired of hearing those words of praise.
**[11:34] Tachibana**
*Wow.*
**[11:37] Tachibana**
So the person I'm traveling with...
**[11:40] ---**
We've been together since we were little.
**[11:43] Tachibana**
He's a guy who can do everything.
**[11:46] Tachibana**
And I keep being a burden to him.
**[11:49] Tachibana**
So I looked to see if there
was something I could do,
**[11:53] Tachibana**
but I couldn't find anything.
**[11:55] Tachibana**
And I thought that at a banquet,
I might be able to use my looks to help,
**[12:00] Tachobana**
but on top of failing at that,
I got a real scolding.
***SIGN*** Sigh
**[12:06] Ygraine**
I see.
**[12:08] Ygraine**
I understand your worries.
**[12:11] Ygraine**
You wanted that person to say you're cute,
but you failed and now you're depressed.
**[12:14] Tachibana**
That's not it.
**[12:16] Ygraine**
The gentleman you're thinking of
just won't turn and look at you.
**[12:19] Ygraine**
Well, it is a common problem.
**[12:20] Tachibana**
That's not it.
**[12:21] Ygraine**
And I'm sorry.
**[12:23] Ygraine**
I've never not been praised, so I don't
think I'll have a good answer for you.
**[12:28] Tachibana**
* Huh, so she's the type who*
* doesn't listen either, right?*
**[12:32] Tachibana**
You know...
**[12:33] Tachibana**
I wanted regular advice about how
not to cause my partner more work...
**[12:38] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[12:39] (Flashback) Tachibana**
It's been useful, so you
could give me some praise!
**[12:43] Tachibana**
*Did I... want him to praise me?*
**[12:45] Tachibana**
*Oh man, I can't deny it.*
**[12:47] Tachibana**
* I totally want to bask in*
* that feeling of superiority.*
**[12:51] Tachibana**
*But...*
**[12:52] Tachibana**
* If all I want is to bask in my superiority,*
* I've charmed other men.*
**[12:56] Tachibana**
* No, having other guys praise me*
* doesn't make me happy.*
**[13:01] Tachibana**
*Why is that?*
**[13:02] Jinguuji**
You're amazing! You did so well!
**[13:06] Tachibana**
*Even after being with Jinguuji for so long,*
**[13:09] Tachibana**
*have I ever once been praised by him?*
**[13:12] Tachibana**
*No, I haven't. I seriously haven't!*
**[13:14] Tachibana**
*Have I wanted him to praise me?!*
**[13:17] Tachibana**
* Is my mentality so like an*
* elementary schooler's? Is it?*
***SIGN*** Hee hee hee
**[13:22] Ygraine**
You must love that person very much.
**[13:25] Tachibana**
I absolutely do not.
**[13:26] Ygraine**
Truly hopeless.
**[13:28] Tachibana**
H-H-Hopeless?!
**[13:30] Ygraine**
Hopeless, but it did prove a distraction.
**[13:36] Ygraine**
Thank you. I like you quite a bit.
**[13:41] Tachibana**
* My feeling this way about Jinguuji*
* is definitely the curse's fault.*
**[13:46] Tachibana**
*I know that.*
**[13:48] Tachibana**
* I mean, just spending time with that*
* beautiful girl has made me feel this good!*
**[13:54] Tachibana**
* These are my real feelings,*
* and those other feelings are fake.*
**[13:57] Tachibana**
Oh wow, she smelled so nice!
**[14:03] Jinguuji**
*As usual, he's really close.*
**[14:05] Shen**
I want to see your smile.
**[14:08] Jinguuji**
What's this all of a sudden? What's wrong?
**[14:10] Shen**
So please, make up as quickly as possible.
**[14:13] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana?
**[14:14] Ygraine**
*Thank you. I like you quite a bit.*
**[14:17] Jinguuji**
Who are you?
**[14:19] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[14:20] Tachibana**
Wha?! The real one?!
**[14:22] Ygraine**
So you're the hero!
**[14:25] Mouria**
Princess!
**[14:26] Tachibana**
P-Princess?
**[14:29] Ygraine**
I am the first princess of this
kingdom. I am called Ygraine.
**[14:33] Ygraine**
Last night I did not know and
so I was terribly impolite.
**[14:37] Jinguuji**
* I see. So she's the reason*
* Tachibana's acting strangely.*
**[14:41] Ygraine**
Honored hero, I have come
today with a request.
**[14:44] Ygraine**
Would you please take me on your journey
to defeat the Demon Lord?
**[14:49] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[14:51] Ygraine**
It feels like destiny!
**[14:53] Ygraine**
Please allow me to accompany you!
**[14:56] Ygraine**
Can't I?
**[14:59] Jinguuji**
Of course you can't.
**[15:02] Jinguuji**
Our journey is difficult,
dirty, and dangerous.
**[15:05] ---**
You could call it the three Ds.
**[15:06] Jinguuji**
It's not the kind of dreamlike
fantasy a child might imagine.
**[15:10] Ygraine**
Oh, there it is. Treating me
like a child. What a pain.
**[15:15] Ygraine**
Could you stay out of this
conversation, please?
**[15:19] Ygraine**
I am speaking with our honored hero.
**[15:22] Jinguuji**
Really?
**[15:23] Ygraine**
You should, well...
Do something amusing.
**[15:27] Ygraine**
You're serious and diligent.
**[15:29] ---**
But you don't know much
about the world, do you?
**[15:32] Ygraine**
You have every appearance of
a stiff and pointless man.
**[15:38] Ygraine**
Hmph. Prideful men are all like this.
**[15:45] Tachibana**
Jinguuji!
**[15:46] Tachibana**
I-I know you're angry!
**[15:48] Tachibana**
So don't do anything stupid like arson!
**[15:56] Tachibana**
*Th-This is...*
**[15:57] Tachibana**
* When a supervisor asked for a*
* party-trick-level performance,*
**[16:01] Tachibana**
* without compromising his honor,*
* he made use of the fire alarm*
**[16:04] Tachibana**
* so that party tricks were declared*
* forbidden! His special technique!*
**[16:07] Tachibana**
*Fire-breathing!*
**[16:09] Jinguuji**
Was that entertaining, princess?
**[16:12] Ygraine**
This guy...
**[16:14] Jinguuji**
You probably meant it as revenge
for my treating you like a child,
**[16:18] Jinguuji**
but you picked the wrong opponent.
**[16:19] Jinguuji**
Unfortunately, there is nothing I cannot do.
**[16:23] Jinguuji**
Why do you want to travel
with us in the first place?
**[16:26] Ygraine**
That's...
**[16:28] Tachibana**
That's enough, isn't it, Jinguuji?
**[16:30] Tachibana**
She's hesitating because she's got a reason
she doesn't want to tell us, right?
**[16:33] Tachibana**
Pushing further would be childish.
**[16:35] Ygraine**
Hero.
**[16:37] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[16:38] Tachibana**
*I'm sorry, Jinguuji!*
**[16:40] Tachibana**
*But the punch of a sound argument...*
**[16:42] Tachibana**
*It doesn't work well on an adolescent!*
**[16:45] Tachibana**
*So it might go back to...*
**[16:46] (Flashback) Ygraine**
Goodbye, world.
**[16:48] Tachibana**
* And when I think it might turn out like that,*
* I just can't take a strong stance!*
**[16:52] Tachibana**
* We'll give up on convincing*
* her through a frontal attack*
**[16:54] Tachibana**
*and go for weak points instead!*
**[16:56] Vandam**
Of course you can't! No!
**[17:00] Vandam**
Suddenly saying you want to go on a journey...
**[17:02] Vandam**
What will you do about your official duties?
**[17:04] Vandam**
And most importantly, siding against
the Demon Lord will be dangerous!
**[17:08] Tachibana**
* When having trouble dealing*
* with willful kids...*
**[17:10] Tachibana**
* That's right! The best thing*
* is to rely on their parent!*
**[17:13] Vandam**
Besides, you can't even
get dressed by yourself.
**[17:15] Vandam**
And you can't sleep without
your favorite towel.
**[17:19] Tachibana**
* I didn't think it'd become*
* a public execution.*
**[17:21] Jinguuji**
*Impressive as usual, Tachibana.*
**[17:23] Jinguuji**
*By leaving it to her parent,*
**[17:25] Jinguuji**
* her heart will be smoothly,*
* efficiently crushed.*
**[17:28] Jinguuji**
* I was right in thinking that*
* you're suited to human resources.*
**[17:31] Jinguuji**
* For thinking, even for a moment, that you*
* wanted to bring a woman on our journey*
**[17:35] Jinguuji**
*I wish you'd punch me.*
**[17:36] Vandam**
As things stand, what do
you think, honored hero?
**[17:40] Jinguuji**
Of course, it is just as
you say, Your Majesty.
**[17:42] Jinguuji**
At the very least, she should be able
to go to the bathroom alone at night.
***SIGN*** Talk Talk Talk Talk
**[17:45] Jinguuji**
And as royalty, her duties
should take precedence.
**[17:47] Tachibana**
*Idiot, cut it out!*
**[17:48] Tachibana**
* What're you trying to*
* increase the damage for?*
**[17:48] Jinguuji**
I'm sure there are things she must
do for the sake of the people.
**[17:51] Jinguuji**
Don't panic, Tachibana. It's all right.
**[17:53] Jinguuji**
I understand everything.
**[17:55] Jinguuji**
"Break her until there's nothing left," right?
**[17:58] Tachibana**
*I'm sure he doesn't get it at all!*
**[18:00] Vandam**
Yggie, you understand, don't you?
**[18:03] Vandam**
Don't ask for things like a
willful child might anymore.
**[18:07] Ygraine**
Father.
**[18:08] Ygraine**
It's slipped.
**[18:11] Ygraine**
And, Four-Eyes, are you having
fun looking so smug?
**[18:14] Ygraine**
Even though you don't
understand a single thing?
**[18:17] Ygraine**
Oh, this is just ludicrous!
**[18:19] Ygraine**
Father and Four-Eyes, both!
Everyone's stupid! Baldy!
**[18:22] Ygraine**
I don't care about Demon Lords
or heroes anymore!
**[18:24] Ygraine**
This world can just get destroyed!
**[18:25] Vandam**
Sh-She knew?
**[18:27] Mouria**
Your Majesty, stay strong!
**[18:29] Tachibana**
Princess!
**[18:30] Jinguuji**
Wait, Tachibana.
**[18:31] Jinguuji**
We may be inside the castle, but you
shouldn't move around on your own.
**[18:34] Tachibana**
Don't follow me!
**[18:36] Tachibana**
You're way too bad at handling adolescents!
**[18:38] Tachibana**
It's better if I do this alone!
**[18:43] Tachibana**
Princess, are you there?
**[18:46] Tachibana**
Whoa! What are you doing?!
***SIGN*** Bash Bash
**[18:49] Ygraine**
It's plain to see I'm venting my anger.
**[18:52] Tachibana**
I can tell!
**[18:53] Ygraine**
I have to do at least this much, or else...
**[18:55] Ygraine**
This is what it means to live here!
**[18:59] Tachibana**
That's amazing!
**[19:00] ---**
It's commendable that you know
how to blow off steam.
**[19:03] Tachibana**
And because you're commendable, please...
**[19:05] Tachibana**
Won't you calm down, just a little?
**[19:06] Ygraine**
Hero, the truth is...
**[19:09] Ygraine**
I don't even have the freedom to leave.
**[19:13] Ygraine**
My mother died when I was born...
**[19:16] Ygraine**
and my father became overly protective.
**[19:19] Ygraine**
I don't have any friends who share
my station or are close to my age...
**[19:23] Ygraine**
No memories of running across
grassy fields... Nothing.
**[19:27] Ygraine**
I've never found anything I wanted to do.
**[19:30] Ygraine**
It's all pointless.
**[19:32] Tachibana**
*Oh, I've seen this before.*
**[19:36] Tachibana**
*No wonder I can't leave her alone.*
**[19:39] Tachibana**
Princess.
**[19:41] Tachibana**
Is there anything I can do?
**[19:43] Tachibana**
I'll help!
**[19:44] Tachibana**
If there's something you want to do,
then I want to make it a reality.
**[19:49] Ygraine**
Hero! You'll help me?
**[19:52] Tachibana**
Of course!
**[19:55] Ygraine**
Rise, my people!
**[19:57] Ygraine**
A king who is caught up in outward beauty and
forgets true worth is unfit to rule!
**[20:02] Tachibana**
Um, wait... What is this?
**[20:06] chancellor A**
The leaders of the rebellion are
Princess Ygraine and the hero.
**[20:10] chancellor A**
The rebel army is calling for a new ruler
and the abolishment hereditary succession.
**[20:16] Vandam**
How did this happen?
**[20:19] chancellor B**
Now that it's come to this, we have no choice.
We'll deploy the military and—
**[20:21] Vandam**
If we do that and Yggie
gets hurt, what then?
**[20:25] Vandam**
We can't!
**[20:27] chancellor B**
Then what if we use the intelligence
department to contain the princess in secret?
**[20:32] Vandam**
That's good.
**[20:34] chancellor C**
Can you do it, intelligence department?
**[20:36] chancellor D**
Isn't this the time for a
deadweight department to shine?
**[20:39] chancellor B**
Can you do it?
**[20:40] Mouria**
W-We can!
**[20:42] Vandam**
Well said. I'm counting on you!
**[20:44] Shen**
So our supervisor, unable to
refuse such unreasonable demands,
**[20:48] Shen**
has gone to make a suicide attack on
the rebel army. That was the highlight.
**[20:51] Jinguuji**
I see. Well, that's good.
**[20:53] Shen**
Even in a melancholy mood, you're sublime.
**[20:56] Jinguuji**
*Tachibana, what should I do?*
**[20:59] Jinguuji**
*Staying with a rebel army is too dangerous!*
**[21:02] Jinguuji**
* I want to drag you back here,*
* even if it's against your will, but...*
**[21:04] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Yay!
**[21:07] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Don't follow me!
**[21:09] Jinguuji**
* Could it be that Tachibana actually*
* wanted to travel with that woman?*
**[21:14] Jinguuji**
*It can't be.*
**[21:16] Jinguuji**
*No... It's possible.*
**[21:18] Jinguuji**
* She's got exactly the kind of looks*
* Tachibana likes. Plus, she's a princess!*
**[21:23] Jinguuji**
* When we went to have the*
* king give her a scolding,*
**[21:25] Jinguuji**
* was it actually to have the*
* king give his permission?*
**[21:28] (Flashback) Ygraine**
Even though you don't
understand a single thing?
**[21:32] Jinguuji**
*I don't understand a single thing?*
**[21:35] Jinguuji**
*Tachibana!*
**[21:36] Jinguuji**
*What is it that I should do?!*
**[21:45] Shen**
I shall give my report.
**[21:47] Shen**
Mouria has failed and been captured.
**[21:50] Vandam**
So it was futile after all.
**[21:52] Vandam**
Somehow, I had the feeling it would be.
**[21:54] Shen**
What a coincidence. So did I.
**[21:57] Vandam**
There's no other choice.
**[22:01] Vandam**
Call in that person.
**[22:03] Shen**
That person?
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Mouria**
This is Mouria!
**[23:36] Mouria**
Everyone, studying and working
every day must be really hard.
**[23:39] Mouria**
Please make sure not to
push yourself too hard.
**[23:41] Mouria**
I've tried a little too hard and gotten
myself caught by the rebel army!
***SIGN*** Episode 10
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Rebel Army
**[23:44] Mouria**
Sob, sob!
**[23:45] Mouria**
Next time! "A Guy Who Reincarnated as
a Fantasy Knockout and a Rebel Army!"
**[23:47] Mouria**
Next time, we've got a guy who reincarnated
as a fantasy knockout again, too!
# E10 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Rebel Army
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:30] soldier**
Her Highness the Princess will
make a speech! Listen carefully!
**[01:33] villager 1**
Who cares about a speech?!
**[01:35] villager 1**
When it comes to war, it's always us,
the people, who suffer!
**[01:38] villager 2**
And a rebellion?! Stop using the citizens
in a fight with your own family!
**[01:43] villager A**
We'll never side with a rebel army!
**[01:46] villager A**
Not unless a super beautiful woman
who's exactly my type begs me!
**[01:50] Ygraine**
Please, everyone! Won't you please help me?
**[01:55] villager B**
Nakam!
**[01:57] villager C**
It's true that Nakam has a weakness for women
who fit the standard image of beauty,
**[02:01] villager C**
but I prefer the cute devilish type.
**[02:03] villager C**
No well-bred young lady
is going to blow my mind.
**[02:07] villager C**
So c-c-c—
**[02:10] villager B**
Sugi!
**[02:11] villager B**
Are you okay? Hang in there!
**[02:13] villager C**
My brain... My brain...
**[02:14] villager B**
Crap. But everything's okay.
**[02:17] villager B**
Because this man likes
slightly unhappy girls
**[02:20] villager B**
and their embarrassed, unexpected smiles.
**[02:23] villager B**
She can't possibly be all of those things,
**[02:26] ---**
even if she is a princess...
**[02:28] Ygraine**
And now, our honored hero
will make an appearance!
**[02:35] Ygraine**
Hero, smile! Smile!
**[02:42] Ygraine**
Justice is on our side!
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a .
Fantasy Knockout and a Rebel Army .
**[02:53] Ygraine**
Amazing, head maid!
**[02:55] Ygraine**
The uniforms you procured and
your instructions on how to behave
**[02:59] Ygraine**
made everything so easy!
**[03:01] Tachibana**
*How did things end up like this?*
**[03:03] Tachibana**
* And why do I have to get*
* on stage like a pop idol?*
**[03:06] Tachibana**
*And this skirt! It's too short!*
**[03:10] Tachibana**
*It's impossible to ignore how drafty it is!*
**[03:12] Tachibana**
* The thought that that-which-must-not-be-seen*
* might be seen is driving me mad!*
**[03:15] Tachibana**
* And if I get too cold,*
* it might upset my stomach!*
**[03:18] Tachibana**
*I yearn for the tights I usually wear!*
**[03:21] Tachibana**
* Plus, I can't shake this intense*
* feeling of shame!*
**[03:24] Tachibana**
*Being naked would be better!*
**[03:26] Tachibana**
*I can't do this anymore! I'm gonna go change!*
**[03:31] Kalm**
Princess.
**[03:32] Kalm**
I think it might be time
to begin the next phase.
**[03:35] Ygraine**
The next phase?
**[03:37] Kalm**
Let us have an armed uprising.
**[03:39] Ygraine**
Violence is uncivilized.
**[03:41] Ygraine**
I'm having our precious
citizens help us. That's all.
**[03:45] Ygraine**
I don't want them getting hurt.
**[03:47] Ygraine**
At the very worst,
we'll use starvation tactics.
**[03:51] Ygraine**
I'll have them capitulate
without any bloodshed.
**[03:54] Kalm**
Understood. As you will, Your Highness.
**[04:00] Ygraine**
Has it been a year since
you started serving me?
**[04:04] Ygraine**
I've been able to come this far
because of the hero...
**[04:06] Ygraine**
and the plan you thought up for me.
**[04:09] Ygraine**
Thank you.
**[04:13] Kalm**
If you'll excuse me.
**[04:14] Ygraine**
Yes. I'll leave the rest to you.
**[04:23] Tachibana**
These tights make me feel so much better!
**[04:25] Tachibana**
This is how it should be!
**[04:27] Tachibana**
* The rebellion is going*
* to keep going, isn't it?*
**[04:30] Tachibana**
* Which means I'm gonna have to keep wearing*
* this uniform in front of people.*
**[04:36] Tachibana**
*Okay! I'll run away!*
**[04:39] Tachibana**
*Sorry, Yggie.*
**[04:40] Tachibana**
* I'm just not ready to be a mermaid,*
* tempting people with bare legs.*
**[04:46] villager 1**
It's the hero!
**[04:47] villager 2**
The hero has shown herself!
**[04:49] villager 3**
Hero!
**[04:51] villager 4**
Please show us the way!
**[04:56] Tachibana**
* First, I guess I'll look for the tiara*
* the head maid took from me.*
**[05:03] Tachibana**
* That said, I can't even guess*
* where I should start looking.*
**[05:07] Mouria**
Is someone there?
**[05:09] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[05:14] Tachibana**
What?
**[05:17] Mouria**
When the head maid caught me,
I had no idea what I was going to do!
**[05:21] Tachibana**
For a sec, I thought you were
interested in this kind of thing.
**[05:23] Mouria**
I am not.
**[05:25] Mouria**
Why don't you come back with me for now?
**[05:27] Mouria**
Jinguuji-sama is worried, too.
**[05:31] (Flashback) Tachibana**
Don't follow me!
**[05:33] Tachibana**
* I was wondering about him*
* not coming to get me,*
**[05:35] Tachibana**
*but since we're talking about Jinguuji...*
**[05:37] Tachibana**
* "Why don't you go travel*
* with the princess then?"*
**[05:39] Tachibana**
*That's what he's thinking. I'm sure of it.*
**[05:41] Tachibana**
*He's so easy to read.*
**[05:47] Tachibana**
How did things end up like this?!
**[05:49] soldier**
Is someone there?
**[05:50] Tachibana**
Oh! This is bad!
**[05:51] Tachibana**
Sorry, Mouria-chan!
**[05:58] Mouria**
No!
**[05:59] Mouria**
Wait! Don't leave me behind!
**[06:03] Tachibana**
*Helpless... I'm completely powerless!*
**[06:07] villager 1**
Oh! Hero!
**[06:09] villagers**
Hero! Hero! Hero!
**[06:11] villagers**
Hero!
**[06:17] Tachibana**
*Oh, everything's going wrong!*
**[06:20] Tachibana**
* I've managed to work through everything that's*
* happened to me in this world one way or another.*
**[06:25] Tachibana**
*No, wait. It's not that I did well.*
**[06:30] Tachibana**
* It's just that I can't even do*
* this much without Jinguuji's help.*
**[06:34] Tachibana**
*I'm no hero.*
**[06:37] (Flashback) friend**
Tachibana-kun, it's amazing you can be with
Jinguuji so much when you're like that.
**[06:42] (Flashback) friend**
Are you sure he doesn't think
you're causing him trouble?
**[06:46] Tachibana**
What am I, really?
**[06:51] Kalm**
Has something happened, honored hero?
**[06:57] Kalm**
Does the fragrance of the tea
not suit your tastes?
**[07:00] Tachibana**
No, it's not that!
**[07:02] Tachibana**
Head maid, am I really being useful?
**[07:07] Kalm**
It seems you are a little tired, honored hero.
**[07:12] Kalm**
Please leave everything to me.
**[07:15] Tachibana**
Huh? What's about to happen to me?
**[07:28] Kalm**
How is it?
**[07:29] Tachibana**
The best!
**[07:35] Tachibana**
Hey, what is this slippery stuff?
**[07:38] Kalm**
Slime.
**[07:39] Tachibana**
Sli—!
**[07:40] Kalm**
It's a secret beauty regimen
of the royal family.
**[07:42] Kalm**
Beauty is a strange thing, isn't it?
**[07:44] Kalm**
It can seduce or guide someone.
**[07:48] Kalm**
Thanks to your beauty, honored hero,
Her Highness's wish has been granted.
**[07:54] Kalm**
I think you are definitely being helpful.
**[07:58] Tachibana**
H-Head maid!
**[08:00] Tachibana**
Thank you for consoling me!
**[08:03] Tachibana**
Lots of stuff has happened
since I came to this world,
**[08:07] Tachibana**
but the one who has dealt with
all of it was Jinguuji.
**[08:10] Tachibana**
I wish he'd understand how I end up feeling
like, "I don't think you need me."
**[08:13] Tachibana**
Plus, he's seriously tired.
**[08:16] Tachibana**
I keep thinking that he might
die because of me.
**[08:21] Tachibana**
How did things end up like this?
**[08:25] Kalm**
I have heard that your body was
bestowed upon you by the goddess.
**[08:30] Kalm**
You continue to face danger
due to your beauty.
**[08:33] Kalm**
You cannot do anything due to the frailness
of your body. Thinking of it that way...
**[08:39] Kalm**
The goddess is the cause
of everything, is she not?
**[08:43] Tachibana**
So it wasn't my fault?
**[08:45] Tachibana**
Everything's the goddess's fault?
**[08:47] Kalm**
Honored hero, I understand your worries.
**[08:51] Kalm**
Though it may be presumptuous of me,
I would like to help grant your wish.
**[09:04] goddess of beauty**
Yup. The best snack to pair
with a drink has to be...
**[09:08] goddess of beauty**
Ta-dah!
**[09:09] goddess of beauty**
Squid!
**[09:11] goddess of beauty**
It's time to watch over all the
cute little ones on the ground
**[09:14] goddess of beauty**
as I enjoy my evening drink!
**[09:19] goddess of beauty**
This is...
**[09:20] goddess of beauty**
Have they finally started
interfering directly?
**[09:23] Kalm**
You're jealous, aren't you?
**[09:25] Kalm**
Even though it's you who truly
possesses the status of hero,
**[09:29] Kalm**
Jinuugi-sama keeps ignoring that,
and you're envious of him, aren't you?
**[09:35] Kalm**
Let's keep our distance
from him for a while.
**[09:38] Kalm**
You will gain power.
**[09:40] Kalm**
I will teach you how to do so.
**[09:44] Tachibana**
Yeah...
**[09:45] Kalm**
And we'll let everyone know...
**[09:47] Kalm**
what an outstanding human you are.
**[09:51] Tachibana**
Yeah...
**[09:55] Tachibana**
*I had a dream about when I was little.*
**[09:57] Tachibana**
*My vision was blurred with tears,*
**[09:59] Tachibana**
*so it might not have been a good dream.*
**[10:04] Tachibana**
* I feel like elementary school was when*
* there was the most irrational violence.*
**[10:09] Tachibana**
* The one on the receiving*
* end is simply miserable.*
**[10:11] Tachibana**
* It hurts, it's infuriating,*
* and it's frustrating.*
**[10:14] Tachibana**
* Bullies know exactly what people*
* don't want to have done to them.*
**[10:19] Tachibana**
*And I think...*
**[10:21] Tachibana**
*someone... anyone...*
**[10:28] Tachibana**
*I wanted someone to beat these guys up for me.*
**[10:32] (Flashback) bully A**
This guy's crazy!
**[10:33] (Flashback) bully B**
Run!
**[10:38] (Flashback) elementary Jinguuji**
Hey, you okay?
**[10:40] Tachibana**
*Oh, I see.*
**[10:42] Tachibana**
* This is my memory of the*
* first time I met Jinguuji.*
**[10:47] (Flashback) elementary Tachibana**
Thanks.
**[10:48] (Flashback) elementary Jinguuji**
It's fine.
**[10:49] (Flashback) elementary Jinguuji**
If someone's in trouble,
it's only natural to help.
**[10:52] Tachibana**
* We were in the same class,*
* but he was always alone.*
**[10:56] Tachibana**
*A guy I couldn't understand.*
**[10:58] (Flashback) elementary Tachibana**
Wow! You're doing judo? You're super strong!
**[11:03] Tachibana**
*I see. I'd never thought about it.*
**[11:06] Tachibana**
*Ever since I met him...*
**[11:09] (Flashback) elementary Tachibana**
You were just like a ****!
**[11:12] Tachibana**
*I ****** ** to him.*
**[11:15] Tachibana**
*Was I jealous of him?*
**[11:18] Tachibana**
*Somehow, I feel like I...*
**[11:20] (Flashback) elementary Jinguuji**
****? What's that?
**[11:22] (Flashback) elementary Tachibana**
How can you possibly not know?
**[11:26] Tachibana**
*I'm a terrible guy.*
**[11:31] Tachibana**
Huh? Did I fall asleep?
**[11:34] Kalm**
Partway through your treatment.
**[11:36] Tachibana**
Really? Sorry.
**[11:40] Tachibana**
My body, condition, and mood
all feel incredibly good.
**[11:43] Tachibana**
Thank you, head maid.
**[11:45] Kalm**
Not at all. I am glad if I have been of use.
**[11:49] Kalm**
You must be tired.
**[11:50] Kalm**
I think it would be best if you
took today off and got some sleep.
**[11:53] Tachibana**
Yeah. I'll do that.
**[11:56] Tachibana**
G'night.
**[11:59] Kalm**
Good night.
**[12:01] Kalm**
This time, have an even more pleasant dream.
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
**[12:05] Shen**
Wow!
**[12:07] Shen**
That's amazing!
**[12:10] messenger 1**
I have a report!
**[12:11] messenger 1**
That certain person has arrived!
**[12:13] Vandam**
What? Let him through! Let him through!
**[12:17] Jinguuji**
*Certain person?*
**[12:19] Schwartz**
E-Excuse the intrusion!
**[12:22] Schwartz**
Um, is it okay if I come in?
**[12:26] Schwartz**
Oh!
**[12:27] Schwartz**
It's Jinguuji-san! I'm so glad!
There's someone I know here!
**[12:31] Jinguuji**
Oh, it's Schwartz-kun. It's been a while.
**[12:35] Schwartz**
Yes, it's been a while!
Huh? Where's Tachibana-san?
**[12:38] Jinguuji**
Tachibana is with the princess.
**[12:40] Schwartz**
What? Princess? There's a princess?
**[12:42] Schwartz**
Whoa! I wanna meet her.
Do you think I can meet her?
**[12:45] Schwartz**
Actually, I'm going to have an
audience with the king of this land.
**[12:49] Schwartz**
I've got an audience. An audience!
**[12:52] Schwartz**
I'm super nervous. For real!
**[12:54] Schwartz**
Hilarious, right? Seriously.
**[12:56] Schwartz**
Oh, Jinguuji-san, are you sort
of waiting for an audience, too?
**[13:01] Jinguuji**
Schwartz-kun.
**[13:03] Jinguuji**
This is the king of this land.
**[13:05] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[13:05] Vandam**
Yes.
**[13:06] Vandam**
What an energetic youth.
**[13:08] ---**
Just a little older than
my daughter, I think.
**[13:12] Schwartz**
I'm sorry. Can I start over from my entrance?
**[13:15] Vandam**
Do as you wish.
**[13:19] Schwartz**
It is a pleasure to meet you, Your Majesty!
**[13:22] Schwartz**
My name is Schwartz von Lichtenstein—
**[13:26] Lucius**
Your Majesty, we have offered great offense.
**[13:28] Vandam**
N-Not at all. Raise your heads.
**[13:32] Vandam**
You have suffered many hardships.
**[13:34] ---**
Thank you for coming.
**[13:35] Vandam**
To get straight to the point, Lord Schwartz,
**[13:38] Vandam**
due to a rebellion lead
by my beloved daughter, Yggie,
**[13:42] Vandam**
this kingdom is in a very perilous state.
**[13:45] Vandam**
Her speeches have convinced villagers and
castle townsfolk alike to join her faction,
**[13:49] Vandam**
and they have become a great military force.
**[13:51] Vandam**
Perhaps due to a lack of leadership,
a portion of them are said to be rioting.
**[13:57] Vandam**
However...
**[13:58] Vandam**
for many years, we've been in a stalemate
with the country across the sea from us.
**[14:04] Vandam**
We must focus our military there.
**[14:07] Vandam**
That is why we lack the manpower
for a suppression force.
**[14:10] Vandam**
If possible, we do not want
to use our last resort.
**[14:14] Jinguuji**
*Last resort?*
**[14:16] Vandam**
Will you save our kingdom, Lord Schwartz?
**[14:19] Schwartz**
All right! Let's do it!
**[14:22] Lucius**
If you'll excuse us for a moment.
**[14:24] Vandam**
Y-Yes.
**[14:30] Lucius**
Schwartz, I've told you to stop
answering without thinking.
**[14:34] Lucius**
There's the chance they'll use your status
as hero, leaving you caught in some plot!
**[14:38] Schwartz**
But, master...
**[14:40] Schwartz**
If there's rioting, then the village
and the people are in danger...
**[14:44] Schwartz**
I can think about where I stand later.
**[14:48] Schwartz**
If there are people in trouble,
I want to save them.
**[14:50] Schwartz**
If my strength can be of use...
**[14:53] Schwartz**
That's enough for now, isn't it?
**[14:57] Lucius**
Schwartz...
**[14:59] (Flashback) Schwartz**
Wow! Master, did you make dinner today?
**[15:03] (Flashback) Schwartz**
Master, I will overcome this! This wall!
**[15:08] (Flashback) Schwartz**
One day, master, I'd like
to visit your homeland.
**[15:12] (Flashback) Schwartz**
Master!
**[15:16] Lucius**
* Can it be true that Schwartz has grown*
* enough to say something like this?*
**[15:24] Schwartz**
What's wrong, master?!
**[15:26] Schwartz**
Did I mess up again somehow?
**[15:28] Lucius**
You should do what you want to do.
**[15:30] Schwartz**
What? Can I?
**[15:34] Schwartz**
Your Majesty!
**[15:35] Schwartz**
What is it that we should do?
**[15:39] Schwartz**
M-Master...
**[15:41] Schwartz**
What should I do about this?
**[15:44] Schwartz**
And why are you so far away?!
**[15:47] rebel C**
Who d'you think you are, huh?
**[15:49] rebel C**
What're you looking at, huh?
**[15:52] rebel B**
You wanna get beat to death, huh?
**[15:55] rebel C**
Underestimate us and we're not
gonna go easy on you, get it?!
**[15:59] Lucius**
To start with, shall we try talking?
**[16:01] Schwartz**
I see!
**[16:02] Schwartz**
Even if we're up against people like that,
we should learn about them first, right?
**[16:06] Schwartz**
That's just like you, master!
**[16:08] Schwartz**
Young people!
**[16:10] Lucius**
We are done with listening to
your oppressive verbal attacks!
**[16:12] Schwartz**
My name is Schwartz von Lichten—
**[16:14] Lucius**
This is simply a riot and nothing more!
**[16:16] Lucius**
This is the order of the king!
**[16:18] Lucius**
If you disperse now, all is well!
**[16:20] Lucius**
Otherwise, you shall become
dew on my sword and fall!
**[16:23] rebel A**
Dew on a sword? What a fancy,
roundabout way to talk!
**[16:27] rebel C**
Unforgivable.
**[16:28] rebel B**
Make it easy to understand and say
you're gonna beat us to death!
**[16:31] Schwartz**
This is "talking"?
**[16:32] Lucius**
What good would speaking
nicely to criminals do?
**[16:36] rebel A**
There's only two of you?
What're you gonna do?
**[16:38] rebel B**
We're never gonna disband!
**[16:41] rebel A**
Spreading word of the hero and princess's beauty
throughout the world is our sacred duty!
**[16:46] Schwartz**
Huh? Was that the reason for the rebellion?!
**[16:49] rebel C**
We'll start with the royal capital!
**[16:51] rebel A**
Let's do it!
**[16:54] Schwartz**
What should we do, master?
**[16:56] Lucius**
Do it.
**[16:57] Schwartz**
Huh? Do it? Me?
**[16:59] Lucius**
How long will you fear the
strength of that sword?
**[17:03] Lucius**
You shouldn't be pushed around
by power. You should use it!
**[17:08] Lucius**
Remember, Schwartz!
**[17:10] ---**
Think back to those days of
harsh training spent with me!
**[17:14] Lucius**
That sword of yours will cut
through whatever you desire.
**[17:18] Lucius**
Isn't that right?
**[17:22] rebel C**
What're you nattering on about?!
**[17:24] rebel C**
Quit pretending you aren't freaking out!
**[17:27] Schwartz**
Oh! No...ble Treasures!
**[17:33] Schwartz**
Y-Yes! I did it!
**[17:35] Schwartz**
Did you see that, master?
**[17:37] Lucius**
Yes, I did.
**[17:39] Schwartz**
This is the true might
of the holy sword, Gram!
**[17:42] Schwartz**
I'm so glad! Gram, I'm really so glad!
**[17:46] Schwartz**
When you got eaten by that
armor, I thought that was it!
**[17:50] rebel C**
Huh?
**[17:51] rebel A**
Why are we all standing out
in a field buck naked?
**[17:55] rebel B**
In front of the royal capital at that...
**[17:57] rebel C**
And there's only men here...
**[17:59] rebel B**
Should we head home?
**[18:00] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[18:01] rebel A**
Yeah. Since we have the opportunity
and everything, let's head home naked!
**[18:05] rebel A**
Retreat!
**[18:07] Schwartz**
Master, we won... right?
**[18:13] Lucius**
Schwartz, that sword may be even
more amazing than we'd imagined.
**[18:17] Schwartz**
Please praise me too, master!
**[18:23] Schwartz**
If you'll excuse me!
**[18:29] Schwartz**
I got praised.
**[18:31] Schwartz**
And by the king himself!
**[18:35] Schwartz**
Being praised by the king...
**[18:36] Schwartz**
Now that's getting reincarnated
in another world!
**[18:39] Schwartz**
It feels like my reincarnation into
another world is finally getting stared!
**[18:44] Schwartz**
Man, I'm so happy!
It's like my spring has come.
**[18:47] Lucius**
Yes, yes. Wow, amazing.
You're so impressive.
**[18:51] Schwartz**
Does this mean I'm on the princess route?
**[18:54] Schwartz**
Should I go ahead and save this kingdom?
**[18:56] Lucius**
If you get too cocky...
**[18:58] Lucius**
I'll punch you.
**[19:00] Schwartz**
Ow...
**[19:02] Schwartz**
Huh? Oh, it's Jinguuji-san!
**[19:04] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san!
**[19:06] Schwartz**
Listen to this! My reincarnation into
another world has finally gotten started!
**[19:12] Jinguuji**
Really? I'm happy for you.
**[19:17] Schwartz**
Could it be that Jinguuji-san
has been like this
**[19:19] Schwartz**
ever since he separated
from Tachibana-san?
**[19:22] Shen**
Yes. There's no point in
playing with him anymore.
**[19:28] Schwartz**
Tachibana-san only cheated on
Jinguuji-san a little, and he's like this.
**[19:33] Schwartz**
It seems Jinguuji-san was
born of humans after all.
**[19:35] Jinguuji**
"Cheated"?
**[19:37] Jinguuji**
Did you just say "cheated"?
**[19:40] Jinguuji**
Who cheated on who? Tell me.
**[19:43] Jinguuji**
It seems you're mistaken about
my relationship with Tachibana.
**[19:51] Schwartz**
*Huh? What is this?*
**[19:53] Schwartz**
*Is he human?*
**[19:55] Schwartz**
*This is bad.*
**[19:56] Schwartz**
*I'm really feeling it in my legs!*
**[19:58] Schwartz**
* They're moving in a way*
* I've never seen before!*
**[20:00] Schwartz**
*And it's got nothing to do with my will.*
**[20:02] Schwartz**
*They're moving with insane speed!*
**[20:05] Schwartz**
* This is crazy! Insane!*
* My whole body's gone crazy!*
**[20:08] Schwartz**
* I have to apologize.*
* I have to apologize right now!*
**[20:11] Schwartz**
*B-But...*
**[20:14] Schwartz**
*Did I say something wrong?!*
**[20:17] Schwartz**
That's right. My name is Schwartz
von Lichtenstein Lohengramm!
**[20:22] Schwartz**
I am a hero who will save the world!
**[20:25] Schwartz**
* Is it right for a hero to shrink*
* from an old guy in a suit?!*
**[20:30] Schwartz**
*It's begun, hasn't it? My road to success?*
**[20:34] Schwartz**
* I've seen it, haven't I?*
* The path to becoming a savior?*
**[20:39] Schwartz**
You seem worried about
something, Jinguuji-san.
**[20:41] Shen**
Impossible!
**[20:42] Shen**
He was confronted with that much
bloodlust and withstood it?!
**[20:46] Schwartz**
If you don't mind it being me...
I'll listen to your worries.
**[20:51] Jinguuji**
Worries?
**[20:55] Jinguuji**
I have no worries.
**[20:58] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[20:59] Schwartz**
I really thought you were
worried about Tachibana-san.
**[21:02] Jinguuji**
If that's what you saw, you were mistaken.
**[21:04] Jinguuji**
In the first place, Tachibana went with
the princess willingly. I have no—
**[21:08] Schwartz**
Wait!
**[21:09] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san, you were left
behind by Tachibana-san,
**[21:14] Schwartz**
so you're just feeling depressed? That's all?
**[21:18] Jinguuji**
Stop making false accusations.
I'm feeling great.
**[21:21] Schwartz**
You're buckling all over!
**[21:24] Jinguuji**
Anyway, if she herself wants to be
with the princess, that's that.
**[21:28] Schwartz**
Did you hear that from her personally?
**[21:33] Schwartz**
*No, he definitely didn't ask her.*
**[21:37] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san, could it be that you're...
**[21:40] Schwartz**
making your feelings of jealousy worse?
**[21:46] Jinguuji**
Do you want to make me angry?
**[21:49] Schwartz**
You're letting your bloodlust loose again!
**[21:52] Schwartz**
If you think doing that's going to make
everything go your way, you're wrong!
**[21:55] Jinguuji**
Why would there be jealousy
between two men?!
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Schwartz**
Everyone, it's been a while!
**[23:37] Schwartz**
This is Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm!
**[23:40] Schwartz**
Did you see everything I did today?
**[23:41] Schwartz**
I know I shouldn't say it
myself, but, man! It's here!
***SIGN*** Episode 11
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Weapon for the Final Battle
**[23:44] Schwartz**
The wind's really blowing my way!
**[23:45] Schwartz**
Maybe a spin-off or something.
I think an offer like that's possible!
**[23:47] Schwartz**
Actually, I'll be waiting for it! So thanks!
# E11 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Weapon for the Final Battle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVWNV1/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and-a-weapon-for-the-final-battle)
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:32] Kalm**
How simple.
**[01:33] Kalm**
Tachibana-chan's charm skill, was it?
**[01:36] Kalm**
It will come in handy.
**[01:40] Vizzd**
Did you make a few adjustments?
**[01:42] Kalm**
I made it go a little berserk.
**[01:44] Kalm**
By increasing the power of her charm,
the hero will be physically weakened as well.
**[01:48] Kalm**
Two birds with one stone.
**[01:50] Kalm**
By now, the kingdom must be busy
dealing with the rioters near the royal capital.
**[01:54] Kalm**
We should have the humans destroy
each other while we have the chance.
**[01:57] Vizzd**
You really are a bad guy.
**[01:59] messenger**
Head maid! It's an emergency!
**[02:00] messenger**
All communications from the force that
advanced on the capital have been cut off!
**[02:03] Kalm**
Have they all been wiped out?
**[02:05] messenger**
Well, according to our investigation,
they've all returned to their regular lives...
***SIGN*** Feeling of Freedom!
**[02:09] background**
Heave-ho!
**[02:10] messenger**
and seem to be plowing
fields completely naked.
**[02:13] Kalm**
Why completely naked?
**[02:14] messenger**
I've also heard that they've lost all
their memories of the last few days.
**[02:21] Kalm**
A skill that instantly dispels mind control
from hundreds of people?
**[02:25] Kalm**
That can't be!
**[02:27] Vizzd**
Will it cause problems?
**[02:29] Kalm**
If we made all the charmed
hostages advance on a target,
**[02:33] Kalm**
and the charm on all of them
was broken... what would happen?
**[02:35] Vizzd**
Huh? If that happened, there'd be
no point to what we're doing here...
**[02:41] Vizzd**
That's really bad, right?!
**[02:43] Vizzd; background**
Is this any time to be eating cake?!
**[02:43] Kalm**
*It can't be. I've spent a year on this!*
**[02:45] Kalm**
* I started with chores I didn't want*
* to do, steadily working my hardest.*
***SIGN*** Sewing Shoes Cleaning Toilets Peeling Potatoes
**[02:48] Kalm**
* Through meticulous preparations,*
* I rose all the way to head maid.*
***SIGN*** Tables Turned!
**[02:52] Kalm**
* I gathered information and finally arrived*
* at a plan I knew would work, and yet...*
**[02:56] Kalm**
* I failed to notice a human in this*
* kingdom who could undo mind control!*
**[03:00] Kalm**
*What kind of person could do that?!*
**[03:02] Vizzd**
What're you gonna do about this?!
It's bad, right? Really bad!
**[03:06] Vizzd; background**
Hey, what're you gonna do?
**[03:08] Kalm**
There's no helping it.
It's time to end the "Kingdom Falls to Charm" plan.
**[03:08] Vizzd; background**
What're you gonna do, huh?
This is really bad!
**[03:11] Vizzd**
Oh. Do you still have other strategies?
**[03:14] Kalm**
It's all too much work at this point.
**[03:19] Kalm**
Let's just blow the whole kingdom up.
**[03:24] Tachibana**
Yggie, what is this place?
**[03:26] Ygraine**
This is our kingdom's
underground weapons storage.
**[03:29] Kalm**
Princess, there's no turning back now.
**[03:33] Kalm**
The interference of an unknown force
has caused our plan to collapse.
**[03:36] Kalm**
All that's left is this last resort.
**[03:40] Ygraine**
What? One plan fails and we've
already hit the point of no return?
**[03:44] Ygraine**
Must've been a really stupid plan.
**[03:47] Kalm**
I wish you'd at least think of it as
better than using our last resort.
**[03:51] Ygraine**
But making use of the kingdom's
defenses for my own purposes...
**[03:56] Kalm**
Are you all right leaving
things like this, Princess?
**[04:00] Kalm**
You've put up with so much
all alone, haven't you?
**[04:04] Kalm**
A toy like this...
**[04:05] Kalm**
I think you have the right to use it.
**[04:11] Kalm**
A confined, cold, lonely world...
**[04:14] Kalm**
Do you want to go back to that castle?
**[04:17] Ygraine**
But... This seal...
**[04:20] Ygraine**
it requires two members of the royal family.
**[04:22] Kalm**
There's no need to worry.
**[04:27] Kalm**
We have someone very similar...
**[04:29] Kalm**
right here.
**[04:32] Kalm**
Come, hero, you do it, too.
**[04:34] Tachibana**
Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening.
**[04:37] Kalm**
I told you, didn't I?
**[04:39] Kalm**
A way to get stronger.
**[04:41] Kalm**
I said I'd teach you how.
**[04:51] Kalm**
Let's go with the princess
to defeat Jinguuji-sama.
**[04:55] Tachibana**
Jinguuji?
**[05:03] Vizzd**
Let's see. Manual, manual... Oh, here it is!
**[05:08] Ygraine**
What will we do with this?
**[05:11] Ygraine**
I don't like the idea of making
threats using military force!
**[05:15] Kalm**
"What," you ask? That should be obvious.
**[05:23] Kalm**
You've worked me quite
hard for the last year.
**[05:26] Kalm**
The next thing you'll see is your
kingdom as a field of flames!
**[05:33] Vizzd**
All kinds of things have
been pent up around here.
**[05:36] Vizzd**
Hey, what're we gonna do about this one?
**[05:39] Kalm**
Oh, the hero? It will be
a source of motive power.
**[05:42] Kalm**
We'll use up all that excessive
goddess power of yours.
**[05:47] Tachibana**
Motive power?
**[05:48] Tachibana**
What's "motive power"?
**[05:52] Kalm**
Now, let us go, Vizzd-chan!
**[05:55] Kalm**
Switch on!
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout .
and a Weapon for the Final Battle .
**[06:07] Jinguuji**
What is this?
**[06:09] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san! There!
**[06:24] Mehpon**
Kersmash!
**[06:27] Mehpon**
Kersmash!
**[06:30] Jinguuji**
Hey, Shen. What is that thing?
**[06:32] Shen**
What could that thing be?
**[06:35] Jinguuji**
Are you joking around right now?
**[06:37] Shen**
* His confusion is so great*
* it's turned into rage.*
**[06:40] Lucius**
That's...
**[06:42] Jinguuji**
Interrogator, do you know it?
**[06:44] Lucius**
It's cute.
**[06:45] Jinguuji**
Is it?!
**[06:46] Lucius**
I mean... It resembles a creature
I saw in a book a long time ago.
**[06:48] Mehpon; background**
Crash! Crash! Crash!
**[06:51] Lucius**
A presence that would act as the
guardian deity of this kingdom.
**[06:53] Shen**
By guardian deity, do you mean one of *those*...
**[06:56] Shen**
Long ears and an extremely large body.
**[07:00] Shen**
Light comes from its mouth,
and it's said it protects believers.
**[07:05] Schwartz**
So, it means us no harm?
**[07:09] Lucius**
Well, it supposedly protects us, so...
**[07:09] Mehpon; background**
Crash! Crash! Crash!
**[07:12] Lucius**
It might even be a lucky omen!
**[07:14] Schwartz**
Really? I'm so grateful!
**[07:16] Jinguuji**
No, I don't think that
thing's quite so admirable.
**[07:19] Mehpon; background**
Kersmash!
**[07:34] Jinguuji**
This has to be a joke, right?
**[07:35] Schwartz**
I'm not feeling grateful at all.
**[07:39] Vandam**
What's this? Why would our
kingdom's guardian deity do this?
**[07:43] Schwartz**
Your Majesty?!
**[07:44] Jinguuji**
May we ask you for more details?
**[07:46] Vandam**
That is our kingdom's
ancient defense weapon...
**[07:49] Vandam**
Mehpon!
**[07:51] Vandam**
That adorable appearance does more
than dampen fighting spirits.
**[07:54] Vandam**
It possesses enough power
to change the terrain.
**[07:56] Vandam**
It is a gift from our goddess!
***SIGN*** Yaaaaay!
**[07:59] (Flashback) goddess**
Isn't it cute?!
**[08:00] Jinguuji**
That answer absolutely explains
its ridiculous form.
***SIGN*** Isn't it cute?!
**[08:04] Vandam**
And unless two of the royal family,
each bearing the holy crest, are together,
**[08:08] ---**
it shouldn't activate at all.
**[08:09] Vandam**
How can this be?
**[08:11] Schwartz**
Which means...
**[08:13] Jinguuji**
It was the princess and Tachibana.
**[08:16] Jinguuji**
*Tachibana...*
**[08:18] Schwartz**
So... What about a way to defeat it?
**[08:21] Vandam**
I don't know or care about that!
**[08:23] Vizzd**
Blast it. The reactions
are bigger than I thought!
**[08:26] Vizzd**
Modifying course.
**[08:28] Kalm**
*Hey! Don't take it off this course!*
**[08:30] Kalm**
With a weapon this difficult to handle,
the first shot is incredibly important!
**[08:34] Vizzd**
*Oh, pipe down! I'll hit the target next time!*
**[08:41] Schwartz**
It's coming again!
**[08:43] Lucius**
Your Majesty! Please run!
**[08:50] Schwartz**
What are you doing, Jinguuji-san?!
**[08:52] Jinguuji**
Schwartz, what I know as "adults"
are not simple creatures.
**[08:58] Jinguuji**
In something like a love affair...
**[09:00] Jinguuji**
the darkness runs deep. Truly.
**[09:02] Schwartz**
* When someone with a handsome face*
* says that, it sounds more convincing.*
**[09:05] Jinguuji**
And Tachibana is no exception to that.
**[09:09] Jinguuji**
Until just now, that's what I believed.
**[09:11] Jinguuji**
Its appearance might be ridiculous,
**[09:13] Jinguuji**
but that is undoubtedly a killing machine.
**[09:16] Jinguuji**
Tachibana would never voluntarily
do something like this.
**[09:19] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san...
**[09:21] Jinguuji**
Whether that thing has gone out of control
**[09:23] Jinguuji**
or is being controlled by someone...
**[09:26] Jinguuji**
I have a duty to stop it!
**[09:33] Schwartz**
Well, I can't let you show
off all on your own, can I?
**[09:37] Jinguuji**
Schwartz...
**[09:39] Schwartz**
We're probably the only ones in
this castle who can stop that thing.
**[09:43] Schwartz**
If we don't stand and face it, who will?!
**[09:46] Schwartz**
That's what this is, right?
**[09:49] Jinguuji**
Yes, that's right!
**[09:51] Jinguuji**
Well, I'll leave the rest to you.
**[09:54] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[09:55] Jinguuji**
When I'm away from Tachibana,
I lose my supernatural strength.
**[09:59] Jinguuji**
I'm weak.
**[10:00] Jinguuji**
I won't be any help at all.
**[10:02] Schwartz**
What? Really?
**[10:03] Schwartz**
No, Jinguuji-san, we're talking about you.
You must have some kind of plan, right?
**[10:08] Jinguuji**
I have nothing of the sort.
**[10:09] Schwartz**
You don't?!
**[10:11] Shen**
His sword can cut through anything, right?
**[10:13] Shen**
Then couldn't it cut through that beam?
**[10:16] Jinguuji**
I see. Let's go with that.
**[10:17] Schwartz**
Whaaa?!
**[10:19] Schwartz**
No, wait, hang on!
**[10:21] Schwartz**
Are we okay with using such
a thrown-together plan?!
**[10:23] Shen**
You ask that, but...
**[10:25] Jinguuji**
We don't have time to think about it, do we?
**[10:27] Shen**
Do your best.
**[10:28] Jinguuji**
Do your best.
**[10:29] Schwartz**
W-Wait!
**[10:30] Shen**
Are you listening? If you mess up,
everyone will die.
**[10:37] Lucius**
This way! Don't panic!
**[10:41] Vizzd**
Fire!
**[11:05] Shen**
We're saved... right?
**[11:07] Jinguuji**
Impressive. You're able to do things now.
**[11:13] Schwartz**
I get it. I get it already!
I just have to do it, right?!
**[11:16] Schwartz**
If I don't do it, then lots of
people will die! And I'll die, too!
**[11:21] Jinguuji**
You've become more like a hero.
**[11:23] Schwartz**
No one asked you!
**[11:26] Vizzd**
Humans! Well done surviving that attack!
**[11:29] Vizzd**
I praise you for it!
**[11:30] Schwartz**
What's that voice? Is it coming
from inside that thing?
**[11:33] Jinguuji**
I feel like I've heard it somewhere.
**[11:35] Vizzd**
As a reward, I shall tell you my name.
**[11:39] Vizzd**
I am Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled!
**[11:41] Vizzd**
A top officer of the Demon Lord's forces!
**[11:43] Vizzd**
Humans, I shall take you to the
world of the dead as souvenirs!
**[11:46] Jinguuji**
Oh, it's her.
**[11:47] Schwartz**
If we're facing the Demon Lord's forces,
then there's no reason to hold back.
**[11:51] Schwartz**
I'm definitely gonna cut it to pieces!
**[11:53] Jinguuji**
You're doing great! Morale is high!
**[11:55] Shen**
You can win! You can beat it!
**[11:57] Schwartz**
No one asked you!
**[12:00] Vizzd**
Cut this Mehpon to pieces, you say?
**[12:02] Vizzd**
You sure talk big, you background character!
**[12:04] Schwartz**
Huh? Could it be it can hear our voices?
**[12:08] Jinguuji**
What kind of technology is that?
**[12:10] Vizzd**
Do it, if you think you can!
**[12:12] Vizzd**
But I don't know what'll happen
to the hero inside this thing!
**[12:16] Schwartz**
Argh! Tachibana-san's inside that thing?
**[12:18] Schwartz**
That's a cowardly trick!
**[12:21] Jinguuji**
Now, don't say that, Schwartz.
**[12:23] Jinguuji**
* It doesn't make sense to call*
* such a young child "cowardly."*
**[12:27] Jinguuji**
It's actually the perfect level
of handicap for us, isn't it?
**[12:30] Vizzd**
Y-You little...
**[12:33] Vizzd**
You are the one person
I'm definitely gonna kill, Four-Eyes!
**[12:38] Schwartz**
Why would you provoke her?!
**[12:41] Jinguuji**
Okay. Get ready to
counterattack, Schwartz.
**[12:44] Schwartz**
Huh?
**[12:51] Vizzd**
Did I get them?
**[12:57] Vizzd**
Were Four-Eyes and the
background character vaporized?
**[12:59] Kalm**
*Of course not!*
**[13:01] Kalm**
You missed! They got away!
**[13:03] Kalm**
This is your fault for acting
like everything's easy!
**[13:06] Kalm**
* You should have defeated them with*
* repeated fire before things came to this!*
**[13:10] Vizzd**
Mehpon can't do rapid fire.
**[13:12] Vizzd**
It has to cool down after each adorable beam.
**[13:15] Kalm**
*Then why did you waste shots?!*
**[13:17] Vizzd**
Don't call them wasted shots!
**[13:19] Vizzd**
I had a snappy conversation
**[13:20] Vizzd**
to buy time so they wouldn't
notice the weakness, didn't I?
**[13:23] Kalm**
*What do you mean "snappy conversation"?!*
**[13:25] Kalm**
* Thanks to that, they know*
* where the hero is, too!*
**[13:29] Kalm**
* Why do you think you were talking*
* with Four-Eyes and the hero?*
**[13:32] Kalm**
* It's because if he gets close,*
* he'll be dangerous!*
**[13:35] Vizzd**
Oh, be quiet! I just have to make
it so he doesn't get close, right?!
**[13:44] Jinguuji**
I'll leave the landing to you!
**[13:46] Schwartz**
No, no, no, no, no!
**[13:52] Schwartz**
What was that, all of a sudden?!
**[13:54] Jinguuji**
The provocation was meant
to make her target us.
**[13:57] Jinguuji**
And she's lost sight of her target,
**[13:59] Jinguuji**
the castle will probably
avoid damage for a while.
**[14:03] Jinguuji**
Mehpon probably can't shoot continuously.
**[14:06] Jinguuji**
It took time between the
first and second shots,
**[14:09] Jinguuji**
and if also consider that unnatural conversation
was just to buy time, it makes sense.
**[14:14] Jinguuji**
Based on what Vizzd said, we can surmise
that Tachibana is inside the robot.
**[14:18] Jinguuji**
So we'll use this time to get closer to it.
**[14:21] Jinguuji**
If we get close, I'll be able to help
fight and our chances will increase.
**[14:24] Jinguuji**
That is all. Any questions?
**[14:26] Schwartz**
Well, let's see...
**[14:28] Schwartz**
That line, "That is all. Any questions?"
**[14:31] Schwartz**
Can I add it to my list of things
I want to say at least once in my life?
**[14:34] Jinguuji**
Hurry up. The next beam is coming.
**[14:37] Shen**
Jinguuji-san!
**[14:39] Shen**
It's a crocodog. Please make use of it!
**[14:48] Tachibana**
This place...
**[14:50] Tachibana**
I seem to be floating.
**[14:52] Tachibana**
What is this place?
**[14:54] Tachibana**
Where was I again?
**[15:00] Tachibana**
What's this? Is someone shooting
a beam or something?
**[15:04] Tachibana**
Is it fighting with something?
**[15:11] Tachibana**
Jinguuji...
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
**[15:19] Lucius**
Mehpon!
**[15:20] Schwartz**
Master?
**[15:22] (Flashback) principal**
Jinguuji Tsukasa.
**[15:24] (Flashback) principal**
As you have achieved high
outstanding scores in kendo,
**[15:28] (Flashback) principal**
we present you with this award.
**[15:29] (Flashback) student A**
Jinguuji's amazing!
**[15:31] (Flashback) student B**
That guy really can do anything.
**[15:34] (Flashback) student C**
Man, I want one, too!
**[15:42] Schwartz**
Take that!
**[15:49] Vizzd**
What's with that sword?!
**[15:51] Vizzd**
Some idiot must have thought
that sword up, right?!
**[15:53] Kalm**
*It does possess a very bizarre power.*
**[15:55] Kalm**
Blast it. Are there any countermeasures?
**[15:57] Vizzd**
*Mehpon isn't good at close combat!*
**[15:59] Vizzd**
*If they get close, we're gonna lose!*
**[16:02] Vizzd**
Can't you use that strange power like before?
**[16:05] Kalm**
*It takes time for that to deploy.*
**[16:08] Vizzd**
*That means you're pretty much useless, too!*
**[16:11] Kalm**
My abilities lie in covert specializations.
**[16:13] Vizzd**
We're not gonna get anywhere at this rate.
**[16:16] Vizzd**
If the next attack gets deflected,
**[16:18] ---**
they'll get close for sure
and then it's kaboom!
**[16:20] Vizzd**
In which case, all that's left is to
challenge them with all the power we have left!
**[16:24] Kalm**
*Idiot! That's an idiotic train of thought!*
**[16:27] Kalm**
* Don't do it! If you use full power,*
* the reaction will be too big and—*
**[16:30] Vizzd**
Stupid! Stupid! Shut up!
**[16:32] Vizzd**
I'm firing! Fire!
**[16:33] Kalm**
*Wait!*
**[16:36] Vizzd**
Huh? What happened?
Is there some kind of bug?
**[16:38] Kalm**
*Hey, is everything all right?*
**[16:42] Vizzd**
What?
**[16:43] Vizzd**
Everything's going pitch black!
**[16:44] Kalm**
*What? What happened? What's going on?*
**[16:48] Jinguuji**
We're close!
**[16:50] Jinguuji**
We'll go around and head in from below!
**[16:51] Jinguuji**
It won't be able to shoot those
beams very well behind itself!
**[16:54] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san! Look up!
**[17:00] Jinguuji**
Switching attack patterns when
we get close is quite impertinent.
**[17:04] Jinguuji**
Your thinking's better than
I guessed, you rotten brat!
**[17:07] Tachibana**
*Sorry for being a rotten brat!*
**[17:10] Jinguuji**
That voice! Is that you, Tachibana?
**[17:13] Vizzd**
Kalm!
**[17:15] Vizzd**
*I didn't do anything, but Mehpon's broken!*
**[17:19] Vizzd**
* It's totally dark and I haven't*
* input anything, but it's moving!*
**[17:23] Kalm**
*Is this a rampage?*
**[17:25] Vizzd**
A rampage?
**[17:26] Vizzd**
Is it because I pushed you too hard?
I'm sorry, Mehpon!
**[17:29] Kalm**
*No, not Mehpon...*
**[17:31] Kalm**
*It's the hero inside.*
**[17:33] Vizzd**
What?
**[17:34] Jinguuji**
Tachibana! I'm glad you're safe!
**[17:37] Jinguuji**
You're inside Mehpon, right?
Can you get out on your own?
**[17:41] Tachibana**
Huh? Why would I get out?
**[17:43] Tachibana**
I've gotten my hands on
this incredible power.
**[17:47] Tachibana**
I'm not gonna give it up that easily!
**[17:49] Schwartz**
Something seems strange, doesn't it?
**[17:52] Tachibana**
Jinguuji...
**[17:54] Tachibana**
I will defeat you!
**[17:56] Jinguuji**
Why?!
**[17:57] Jinguuji**
I came here to rescue you!
**[17:59] Tachibana**
You're always doing that,
aren't you, Jinguuji?
**[18:02] Tachibana**
That's right. You can do anything.
**[18:04] Tachibana**
Is it fun looking down on people?
**[18:07] Tachibana**
You're popular with women,
**[18:08] ---**
and you don't hide your thoughts
about it; you hate it!
**[18:10] Tachibana**
And bosses like you, too, because
you're good at your work!
**[18:13] Tachibana**
I hate you for all of that!
**[18:15] Tachibana; echoes**
...hate! ...hate! ...hate!
**[18:18] Schwartz**
What is this all of a sudden?
**[18:19] Jinguuji**
No idea.
**[18:20] Schwartz**
Did you fight or something?
**[18:22] Jinguuji**
No, I don't feel like we
did anything like that...
**[18:24] Tachibana**
Shut up, you idiot!
**[18:26] Tachibana**
I've got stuff bottled up
inside me even if you don't!
**[18:30] mehpon**
Kersmash!
**[18:33] Tachibana**
Strength is flooding through me.
And it's a crushing power at that!
**[18:37] Tachibana**
This is the first time
I've felt like this in all my life!
**[18:40] Schwartz**
Does anyone these days say
cheesy lines like that?
**[18:44] Jinguuji**
I don't think Tachibana wants
to hear that from you.
**[18:46] Schwartz**
Things seem to be getting more complicated...
**[18:48] Schwartz**
Should we execute a brute force rescue?
**[18:50] Schwartz**
Now that we're close,
your strength has returned, right?
**[18:53] Jinguuji**
Well, about that...
**[18:55] Jinguuji**
In spite of getting closer,
my strength hasn't returned.
**[18:58] Schwartz**
What?! But that means you're useless!
**[19:01] Schwartz**
Hey, what are you going to
do about this situation?!
**[19:03] Jinguuji**
I thought that my power's waning had to
do with my distance from Tachibana...
**[19:04] Schwartz**
Hey! Hey, Four-Eyes!
**[19:08] Jinguuji**
* Does the fact that a info*
* window hasn't appeared*
***SIGN*** Information
***SIGN*** Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
When feeling openhearted or when inhibitions are lowered, a sense of liberation makes one want to remove clothing.
**[19:11] Jinguuji**
*mean that there's a different reason?*
**[19:16] Jinguuji**
Tachibana! Why?
**[19:19] Jinguuji**
It's true that I'm popular with women,
but that's a different issue!
**[19:22] Jinguuji**
Why would something like that
affect you after all this time?!
**[19:24] Schwartz**
I think it might be because you're like that.
**[19:26] Tachbana**
Why? That should be obvious.
**[19:31] Tachibana**
Because I want to be praised!
**[19:35] Jinguuji; Schwartz**
Huh?
**[19:36] Tachibana**
You don't know, do you, Jinguuji?
**[19:38] ---**
How I've been treated while
I've been around you.
**[19:42] Tachibana**
Like trailing goldfish crap,
or a suckerfish...
**[19:45] Tachibana**
The opinions of everyone
around me were horrible!
**[19:49] Schwartz**
Whoa...
**[19:50] Tachibana**
And on top of that, you...
**[19:52] Tachibana**
You! You! You!
**[19:53] Jinguuji**
Me?!
**[19:54] Tachibana**
Have you ever once, in your
whole life, praised me?!
**[19:58] Tachibana**
No, you haven't!
**[19:59] Tachibana**
So I'll just get stronger
than you, like this,
**[20:01] Tachibana**
and have you praise me for it!
**[20:05] Schwartz**
What are we going to do about this?!
**[20:08] Jinguuji**
You ask me, but...
**[20:09] Schwartz**
Enough already, right?
**[20:11] ---**
Just give some random praise about anything!
**[20:13] Jinguuji**
Anything... just randomly?
**[20:18] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana!
**[20:19] Tachibana**
Huh? What is it?
**[20:21] Jinguuji**
You're...
**[20:22] Jinguuji**
really cool... you know?
**[20:25] Tachibana**
You're saying stuff you don't mean!
**[20:27] Schwartz**
How bad at this can you be?!
**[20:29] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san!
***SIGN*** Phew〜
**[20:36] Jinguuji**
A Japanese door is built to withstand
the country's frequent earthquakes.
**[20:40] Jinguuji**
It's sturdy. Not a scratch on it.
**[20:41] Schwartz**
You can use it like that?
**[20:44] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana!
**[20:46] Jinguuji**
No matter the circumstances,
that was entirely too dangerous!
**[20:48] Jinguuji**
If it were anyone but me, they'd be dead—
**[20:49] Tachibana**
*Must be nice to be you.*
**[20:51] Tachibana**
* You're always being told you're*
* amazing, or that you're cool...*
**[20:54] Tachibana**
* No one's ever used those*
* words of praise for me.*
**[20:59] Tachibana**
*And you're the same, right?*
**[21:01] Tachibana**
* You're saying there's not a*
* single thing to praise about me.*
**[21:05] Tachibana**
*But you know...*
**[21:06] Tachibana**
what's wrong with me getting
fawned over a little?
**[21:09] Jinguuji**
*What's wrong, Tachibana?*
**[21:11] Jinguuji**
*You're throwing a tantrum like a child!*
**[21:13] Tachibana**
Shut up!
**[21:15] Tachibana**
I know that!
**[21:17] Tachibana**
I'm not doing this because I want to.
**[21:20] Tachibana**
I know that what I'm saying is childish.
**[21:23] Tachibana**
But, you know... being an adult...
**[21:25] Tachibana**
I'm not as grown up as you think!
**[21:28] Tachibana**
*My looks, my brains, my athleticism...*
**[21:31] Tachibana**
*I'm not gifted in anything!*
**[21:33] Tachibana**
*It's because I've got nothing!*
**[21:36] Schwartz**
Tachibana-san...
**[21:40] Tachibana**
And getting called
"trailing goldfish crap"...
**[21:42] Tachibana**
is because I've got nothing
that's equal to what you have!
**[21:45] Tachibana**
And no matter how cute I might look,
**[21:48] Tachibana**
if I'm worthless to you,
then it doesn't mean anything!
**[21:51] Tachibana**
And the reason I'm suffering
so much right now...
**[21:53] Tachibana**
is because the only thing I can brag
about is having you as a friend!
**[22:00] Tachibana**
It's because I'm a person with nothing!
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Tachibana**
I will now read a letter.
**[23:37] Tachibana**
"I have a question about that
dog-like, crocodile-like animal."
**[23:40] Tachibana**
Oh, the crocodog, right?
**[23:41] Tachibana**
"What sound does it make?"
***SIGN*** Episode 12
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and
**[23:43] Tachibana**
I see.
**[23:44] Tachibana**
Well, let's listen to its actual call.
**[23:46] Tachibana**
Make a sound. Come on. Make a sound.
**[23:48] Wanu**
Woof! Woof!
**[23:48] Tachibana**
Okay! See you next week!
# E12 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG9DG4/a-guy-who-reincarnated-as-a-fantasy-knockout-and)
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**[00:04] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san!
**[00:10] Schwartz**
Why won't you dodge?!
**[00:13] Jinguuji**
I'm sorry, Tachibana.
**[00:15] Jinguuji**
I didn't know I'd made you feel so tormented.
**[00:18] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san...
**[00:20] Jinguuji**
But... I've never once praised anyone,
since the day I was born.
**[00:25] Jinguuji**
I don't know how to do it.
**[00:27] Jinguuji**
No idea at all.
**[00:29] Schwartz**
That makes you a crappy person!
**[00:32] Tachibana**
*Hey! Don't interfere, Schwa-kun!*
**[00:35] Schwartz**
Huh?! That's cheating!
**[00:38] Tachibana**
Linear attacks get cut down.
**[00:41] Tachibana**
And punches get the arms knocked off.
**[00:43] Tachibana**
In that case...
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout
and . .
**[00:53] Tachibana**
*How d'you like this?!*
**[00:56] Schwartz**
We're gonna die! We're
gonna die! We're gonna die!
**[00:59] Schwartz**
This is all crap!
**[01:00] Jinguuji**
Schwartz, it's just as you say...
**[01:02] Jinguuji**
I am a crappy person.
**[01:04] Schwartz**
What?!
**[01:04] Schwartz**
What are you babbling about
when I'm so freakin' busy?!
**[01:07] Schwartz; background**
Whoa! Eek!
**[01:07] Jinguuji**
Simply being with me seems to hurt people.
**[01:12] Jinguuji**
I thought that I was giving
reasonable guidance,
**[01:13] Schwartz; background**
Jinguuji-san...
**[01:15] Jinguuji**
but when the person receiving
it feels it isn't reasonable,
**[01:17] Jinguuji**
the misunderstanding
hurts that person's pride.
**[01:18] Schwartz; background**
Jinguuji-san!
**[01:20] Schwartz**
Wha—! Jinguuji-san, wait!
**[01:23] Jinguuji**
In my case, I'm so much better
than society at large...
**[01:27] Schwartz; background**
Whoa, this is bad! I'm gonna die!
**[01:27] Jinguuji**
There aren't many people who
can accept that about me.
**[01:31] Jinguuji**
If being with me is painful
for Tachibana, then...
**[01:35] Jinguuji**
It would be better if I disappeared
from Tachibana's sight.
**[01:38] Schwartz**
Weren't you listening?!
**[01:41] Schwartz**
Tachibana-san just said that she's
proud of having you as a friend!
**[01:47] Schwartz**
She's unhinged enough to shoot off those
crazy beams, but she's still saying that!
**[01:52] Schwartz**
Those words don't come out unless you
feel them from the bottom of your heart!
**[01:55] Schwartz**
Right now, Tachibana-san isn't acting
normal, no matter how you look at it.
**[01:58] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san, if you two fight and
split up while she's in that state,
**[02:02] Schwartz**
Tachibana-san will absolutely regret it!
**[02:06] Jinguuji**
Then what am I supposed to do?
**[02:08] Schwartz**
She's been telling you that!
**[02:10] Schwartz**
Please compliment Tachibana-san!
**[02:14] Jinguuji**
But I failed at that earlier...
**[02:16] Schwartz**
What Tachibana-san needs right now
**[02:19] Schwartz**
aren't words that only praise
his appearance, like earlier...
**[02:22] Schwartz**
he needs words from the
heart of his best friend!
**[02:25] Jinguuji**
I know that!
**[02:27] Jinguuji**
But...
**[02:28] Schwartz**
What? You still have issues?!
**[02:31] Jinguuji**
Well...
**[02:33] Jinguuji**
Isn't it embarrassing? Praising someone...
**[02:36] Schwartz**
Quit being a pain!
**[02:40] Jinguuji**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[02:41] Schwartz**
Shut up!
**[02:43] Schwartz**
You've dragged an entire kingdom into your
baffling lovers' quarrel! Imagine how that feels!
**[02:47] Jinguuji**
Lovers' quarrel?
**[02:49] Schwartz**
You're thirty-ish, but you sound
like a whiny teenager!
**[02:53] Schwartz**
That's why the princess can steal
Tachibana-san away and make you all jealous!
**[02:57] Jinguuji**
I've told you, I'm not jealous!
**[03:00] Schwartz**
That's right!
**[03:01] Schwartz**
That's the problem right there!
**[03:03] Schwartz**
You know, normally, even between guys...
**[03:05] Schwartz**
I think there can be jealousy, don't you?!
**[03:10] Jinguuji**
What's this you say?
**[03:14] Jinguuji**
Have you felt that way? With a guy? Jealous?
**[03:19] Schwartz**
Yes, I have!
**[03:21] Schwartz**
When my friend Yamazato-kun
found a girlfriend
**[03:22] ---**
and wouldn't hang out with me at all anymore,
**[03:24] Schwartz**
I was super jealous! Is there
something weird about that?!
**[03:28] Schwartz**
You keep your distance from Tachibana-san
because you're guys or whatever,
**[03:32] Schwartz**
but being that self-conscious of
it is actually weirder...
**[03:36] Jinguuji**
I see. It's normal, is it?
**[03:39] Jinguuji**
It's normal.
**[03:43] Jinguuji**
* I was scolded and told I was*
* spoiled for relying on others.*
**[03:47] Jinguuji**
* I was rebuked and told*
* that tears weren't good.*
**[03:51] Jinguuji**
* "Never waver. Always conduct*
* yourself in a dignified way."*
**[03:55] Jinguuji**
*"Set an example for the rest of society."*
**[03:56] Jinguuji**
*That's how I was raised.*
**[03:58] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san?
**[04:02] Jinguuji**
*"Never show your weaknesses."*
**[04:05] Jinguuji**
*"Never show vulnerability."*
**[04:07] Jinguuji**
* "Be strong. That is how you will*
* be able to survive on your own."*
**[04:12] Jinguuji**
*"Baring your heart to another..."*
**[04:15] Jinguuji**
*"is showing vulnerability."*
**[04:18] Jinguuji**
But!
**[04:20] Jinguuji**
Guys can be jealous with each other!
**[04:22] Jinguuji**
That's normal!
**[04:27] Jinguuji**
Right?!
**[04:28] Schwartz**
Huh?! Uh, yes! That's right! Probably!
**[04:33] Jinguuji**
In that case!
**[04:36] Tachibana**
How's that?
**[04:41] Jinguuji**
Then it's high time that I let myself
be honest with my best friend, at least.
**[04:46] Jinguuji**
Right, Schwartz?!
**[04:48] Schwartz**
Exactly!
**[04:50] Tachibana**
Why?
**[04:52] Tachibana**
Why do you stop me, Jinguuji?
**[04:54] Tachibana**
I've held back all this time!
**[04:57] Tachibana**
You know, at times like this...
**[05:00] Tachibana**
you could let me feel good,
just a little, couldn't you?!
**[05:04] Jinguuji**
I envied you!
**[05:07] Jinguuji**
You always had people around you!
**[05:09] Jinguuji**
And you were always
surrounded by smiles!
**[05:14] Jinguuji**
Just being there made me feel warm inside!
**[05:18] Jinguuji**
Earlier you were saying that
you don't have anything,
**[05:21] Jinguuji**
but you still have so much that I don't!
**[05:25] Jinguuji**
That's how you look to me!
**[05:28] Kalm**
But do you think he really
means what he says?
**[05:33] Kalm**
In spite of how many years
you've spent together,
**[05:36] Kalm**
you don't know how he
feels deep in his heart.
**[05:39] Kalm**
He's very intelligent.
**[05:41] Kalm**
He could hide whatever feelings
he likes, couldn't he?
**[05:45] Kalm**
Just as you hid your jealousy of him.
**[05:49] Tachibana**
That's right.
**[05:50] Tachibana**
Deep in your heart, you're
laughing at me, aren't you?
**[05:54] Tachibana**
After all, I've been envious
of you all this time...
**[05:56] Tachibana**
and I've felt like it was unfair
that I had no talents...
**[06:00] Tachibana**
No matter what I did,
I never lasted very long...
**[06:03] Tachibana**
And despite not doing nearly as much,
I'm the one who complained the most!
**[06:06] Tachibana**
But you could do everything!
**[06:09] Tachibana**
The difference between us was clear!
**[06:11] Tachibana**
You've got tons of certificates
of recognition!
**[06:13] Tachibana**
You were the student council president
and the student representative!
**[06:16] Tachibana**
You're so popular it could kill you!
**[06:21] Tachibana**
You never tolerated bad things happening...
**[06:23] Tachibana**
You rescued the weak...
**[06:26] Tachibana**
I've thought all this since
the moment I met you.
**[06:29] Tachibana**
We were in the same class...
**[06:30] Tachibana**
but you never talked to anyone, ever...
**[06:33] Tachibana**
I didn't even know your name!
**[06:36] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler**
Hey, are you all right?
**[06:39] Tachibana**
That's right! I was jealous!
**[06:42] Tachibana**
All this time, I've wanted to be like you!
**[06:47] Tachibana**
To me, you were...
**[06:50] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
just like...
**[06:53] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
You were just like a ****!
**[07:01] Tachibana**
You were like a hero!
**[07:03] Tachibana**
I admired you!
**[07:07] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler**
Is it strange?
***SIGN*** Kawa City Yuikawa Elementary School Student Compositions
**[07:09] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
I mean...
**[07:10] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
wanting to be that when
you grow up is kinda...
**[07:15] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
But I think it's great.
***SIGN*** Predictions for the Future
***SIGN*** 1: What do you dream of being in the future?
*A Hero*
2: What will you be doing when you've turned 18?
*Going to university*
3: What will you be doing when you've turned 60?
*Sweeping up after others*
Memories of the last 6 years:
*Nothing in particular*
**[07:19] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
A hero.
**[07:31] Schwartz**
It... stopped moving?
**[07:36] Schwartz**
Huh? Is it making a gross noise?
**[07:38] Jinguuji**
The sound of vomiting, I think.
**[07:43] Schwartz**
Wh-Wh-What's that noise? What's going on?!
**[07:47] Jinguuji**
An error warning, I think.
**[07:48] system voice**
Error. Error. Unknown interference
with energy detected.
**[07:55] system voice**
Change to rhesus mode immediately.
**[07:59] system voice**
Starting now, all life forms in
the vicinity will be annihilated.
**[08:04] Schwartz**
What is this?
**[08:05] Jinguuji**
It seems pretty bad.
**[08:13] Schwartz**
This couldn't be...
***SIGN*** Homing
***SIGN*** Lasers
**[08:16] Schwartz**
Isn't this the type of mark that
tracks you even if you run?!
***SIGN*** That type of mark
**[08:18] Jinguuji**
Yes, it is.
**[08:20] Schwartz**
This is bad! What're we
gonna do, Jinguuji-san?!
**[08:22] Schwartz**
As far as I know, that "annihilation"
word the rhesus thing said is bad!
**[08:26] Jinguuji**
Calm down.
**[08:28] Jinguuji**
What we must do has only become clearer.
**[08:31] Jinguuji**
In short, I will rescue Tachibana.
**[08:34] Jinguuji**
After that, I just need to destroy Mehpon.
**[08:38] Jinguuji**
Will you help me?
**[08:39] Jinguuji**
No...
**[08:40] Jinguuji**
Cover me, Schwa-kun!
**[08:43] Schwartz**
Leave it to me!
**[08:49] Schwartz**
I have already...
**[08:50] Schwartz**
seen through that!
**[08:56] Schwartz**
Jinguuji-san!
**[08:57] Jinguuji**
Right!
**[09:10] Jinguuji**
She really went and made something
uncalled-for, that crappy goddess!
**[09:14] Jinguuji**
It's time...
**[09:16] Jinguuji**
to give Tachibana back!
**[09:30] Jinguuji**
Are you all right, Tachibana?
**[09:32] Jinguuji**
It's just like the morning of a hangover.
**[09:35] Jinguuji**
Hey!
**[09:37] Jinguuji**
Are you conscious?
**[09:42] Tachibana**
Jinguuji?
**[09:49] Jinguuji**
*B-Blast it...*
**[09:50] Jinguuji**
*It's been a while, so I let my guard down!*
**[09:52] Jinguuji**
*Those teary eyes have incredible power!*
**[09:56] Tachibana**
I-I... How could I do something
so pathetic at my age...
**[10:01] Tachibana**
To you, Jinguuji, and to the
people of this kingdom...
**[10:04] Tachibana**
I've caused problems for all kinds of people.
**[10:07] Tachibana**
I let myself get swept up
into helping the rebellion.
**[10:10] Tachibana**
Before I knew it, I was
on a rampage with a robot.
**[10:12] Tachibana**
It's inexcusable.
**[10:15] Tachibana**
I hate myself.
**[10:18] Tachibana**
I really don't have anything to my credit any more.
**[10:25] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[10:27] Jinguuji**
I will only say this once, so listen closely.
**[10:29] Jinguuji**
I...
**[10:32] Jinguuji**
I think you're really amazing.
I think you're a good person.
**[10:36] Jinguuji**
The way you're considerate of people...
**[10:38] ---**
The way you never fail to follow up...
**[10:40] Jinguuji**
You pay attention to the sensibilities
of detail-oriented people.
**[10:43] Jinguuji**
You make so many friends of the
same gender, unlike me...
**[10:46] Jinguuji**
I think that's because you're
a person of good character.
**[10:50] Jinguuji**
You're kind...
**[10:51] Jinguuji**
and bosses tend to hate you,
but your juniors adore you.
**[10:55] Jinguuji**
You're always upbeat.
**[10:56] ---**
You've got a great smile.
You're really expressive.
**[10:59] Jinguuji**
Animals really take to you.
**[11:01] ---**
You never get cocky.
**[11:03] Jinguuji**
When you're in the bathroom, if there's
no toilet paper, you replace it.
**[11:06] Jinguuji**
And you're smarter than you think.
**[11:08] Jinguuji**
Even in athletics, it's not like you're bad.
**[11:10] Jinguuji**
A long time ago, when I was having a hard
time, you helped me. That understanding...
**[11:14] Jinguuji**
The puzzling way you make people laugh
with jokes that aren't even funny...
**[11:19] Jinguuji**
When you're there, the
atmosphere turns gentler,
**[11:21] Jinguuji**
and that alone has saved me so many times.
**[11:23] Jinguuji**
The way you cry helplessly at animal movies
or videos of kids going on errands...
**[11:28] Jinguuji**
Even when something is clearly staged,
you still whole-heartedly enjoy it.
**[11:31] Jinguuji**
The way you try anything
that's popular just because.
**[11:34] Jinguuji**
The fact that once you
found out I like whiskey,
**[11:35] ---**
and you have it on hand even
though you don't like it.
**[11:38] Jinguuji**
You might do it because you lack confidence,
but the way you praise me excessively...
**[11:42] Jinguuji**
The way that, when anyone meets with
misfortune, you're always sad for them...
**[11:46] Jinguuji**
The way you'll cry for your friends.
**[11:48] Jinguuji**
The way you understand others are their own
person and keep an appropriate distance.
**[11:50] Jinguuji**
The way that once you empathize with
someone, you never abandon them.
**[11:54] Jinguuji**
The way that, even if they
hate you, you never hate them.
**[11:57] Jinguuji**
How oblivious you are, even if that
means you aren't keen to danger.
**[12:01] Jinguuji**
The way you always tell the staff at
restaurants that the food was good.
**[12:05] Jinguuji**
You always enjoy yourself at
sports and cultural festivals.
**[12:09] Jinguuji**
They way you get unexpectedly
upset when you lose.
**[12:11] Jinguuji**
When you pull a "Great Misfortune" omikuji,
you think it makes you lucky instead.
**[12:15] Jinguuji**
The way animals are weirdly attracted to you.
**[12:17] Jinguuji**
The way you share videos that made you laugh.
**[12:19] Jinguuji**
The way you can't stand horror movies,
but end up watching them anyway.
**[12:23] Jinguuji**
The way you never have a handkerchief,
but you've always got bandages with you.
**[12:26] Jinguuji**
The way you have terrible taste in women.
**[12:28] Jinguuji**
The way you're weirdly childlike.
**[12:30] Jinguuji**
The way you'll say it's a good day just
because the morning weather's nice.
**[12:33] Jinguuji**
The way you like Hokkaido and Okinawa.
**[12:35] Jinguuji**
The way, no matter what you say, you care
about your family more than anything.
**[12:39] Jinguuji**
The way you like children.
**[12:41] Jinguuji**
The way you're way too nice
to your much younger sister.
**[12:43] Jinguuji**
The way you fold in a week
even when you're really angry.
**[12:46] Jinguuji**
The way you ask if it's okay before
squeezing lemon over the chicken karaage.
**[12:49] Jinguuji**
The way you deliberately say things
to make me relax when I'm nervous.
**[12:53] Jinguuji**
The way that even when I take you
to a shop that isn't your style,
**[12:54] Tachibana; background**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh...
**[12:55] ---**
you always seem to have fun.
**[12:57] Jinguuji**
The way you can unabashedly
say embarrassing things.
**[12:59] Jinguuji**
The way you interact with
me like it's no big deal.
**[13:02] Jinguuji**
The way you say everything
you eat is delicious.
**[13:04] Jinguuji**
The way that, in spite of that,
you actually hate green peppers.
**[13:06] Jinguuji**
The way you never finish your
sentences when you get drunk.
**[13:09] Jinguuji**
The way you're so expressive.
**[13:10] Jinguuji**
The way you'll give up
your seat on the train.
**[13:13] Jinguuji**
The fact that you're better
at drawing than I am.
**[13:14] Jinguuji**
The way you make sure to shave
your face properly every day.
**[13:16] Jinguuji**
The way you make sure to always
say "thank you for this meal."
**[13:18] Jinguuji**
The way that you make up your mind
to do a thing when you do a thing.
**[13:21] Jinguuji**
In short!
**[13:22] Jinguuji**
I...
**[13:23] Jinguuji**
rate you higher than the average person!
**[13:27] Jinguuji**
Is that not enough praise yet?
**[13:29] Tachibana**
N-No, that's enough...
**[13:31] Jinguuji**
Earlier, you told me to
praise you more, didn't you?
**[13:35] Jinguuji**
Listen up! Once I start
praising you, I can't stop!
**[13:42] Tachibana**
A-All right.
**[13:44] Tachibana**
I get it! That's enough!
I get what you're saying.
**[13:48] Tachibana**
It's more than enough! I get
it already, so please stop!
**[13:51] Jinguuji**
Are you feeling embarrassed?
**[13:52] Tachibana**
Anyone would, normally!
**[14:02] Tachibana**
Wh-Why are you laughing all
of a sudden? It's creepy.
**[14:06] Jinguuji**
Huh? Oh, well...
**[14:09] Jinguuji**
I was just thinking that I should
live a little more honestly.
**[14:16] Jinguuji**
Should we head back, Tachibana?
**[14:19] Tachibana**
Yeah, we should.
**[14:27] Tachibana**
*This guy...*
**[14:30] Tachibana**
*He can laugh like that, huh?*
**[14:37] Jinguuji**
What's wrong?
**[14:38] Tachibana**
Nothing.
**[14:44] system voice**
Damage to motive power section detected.
**[14:47] system voice**
P-58 will self-destruct in a few seconds!
**[14:54] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
Escape!
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** Little Sister
**[14:56] Tachibana's little sister**
Hina-chan, I'm taking your chicken karaage.
**[14:59] Jinguuji**
I'll give you mine.
**[15:02] Tachibana**
I'm really sorry.
**[15:05] Tachibana**
On top of kidnapping your daughter...
**[15:08] Tachibana**
to have her rebellion turn into something
this huge... How can I ever apologize?
**[15:13] Vandam**
Honored hero.
**[15:14] Vandam**
I am the one who should
apologize for my daughter.
**[15:20] Tachibana**
No! It was me!
I am overwhelmingly more sorry!
**[15:21] Vandam; background**
No, no.
**[15:23] Vandam**
No, I'm sorry! Everything
started with my daughter.
**[15:30] Ygraine**
Both of you, raise your heads.
**[15:32] Tachibana**
Half of this is your fault, you know.
**[15:35] Ygraine**
Humans all make one or two mistakes.
**[15:40] Tachibana**
Aren't you just saying great things
so that what you did stays vague?
**[15:44] Vandam**
Oh, you've grown up so well, Yggie!
**[15:48] Tachibana**
If her smokescreen's working,
I suppose everything's fine.
**[15:51] Jinguuji**
It's probably best not to seek out
someone to take responsibility.
**[15:55] Jinguuji**
If that head maid hadn't been hired...
**[15:58] Jinguuji**
If Tachibana hadn't followed the princess...
**[16:01] Jinguuji**
If Mouria had managed to rescue them...
**[16:04] Jinguuji**
Once you start naming things,
there's no end to it.
**[16:06] Jinguuji**
All the blame should rest on the head maid.
**[16:09] Vandam**
The head maid, is it?
**[16:09] Tachibana; background**
Cutting off your head in apology is...
**[16:10] Jinguuji**
Since she named herself one of the Demon
Lord's subordinates and took Vizzd with her,
**[16:14] Jinguuji**
we should consider her to
have been an involved party.
**[16:18] Kalm**
They really got us.
**[16:20] Kalm**
I thought that we'd be able to take
over this one kingdom so easily.
**[16:24] Vizzd**
I don't like this anymore! I'm going home!
**[16:29] Vizzd**
Once I get home, I'm going to have the
Demon Lord pat my head and comfort me!
**[16:33] Kalm**
This once, I agree with you.
**[16:36] Kalm**
Shall we head home?
**[16:37] Vizzd**
I'm going home!
**[16:40] Vandam**
Who'd have thought they'd attack so directly.
**[16:44] Vandam**
Just as the goddess said,
this is no time to go to war.
**[16:48] Jinguuji**
We must defeat the Demon
Lord as quickly as possible.
**[16:52] Jinguuji**
That's what it means, right?
**[16:53] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[16:54] Tachibana**
Yeah.
**[16:55] Ygraine**
Hero, are you leaving already?
**[16:58] Tachibana**
Well... The Demon Lord's
forces know where we are,
**[17:01] Tachibana**
so we'll probably cause you a lot of trouble.
**[17:03] Tachibana**
This has always been a
really urgent journey...
**[17:06] Tachibana**
so we'll leave tomorrow.
**[17:08] Ygraine**
I see. You're already leaving.
**[17:11] Ygraine**
I'd finally made my first friend, but...
**[17:14] Tachibana**
Yu-chan...
**[17:17] Tachibana**
Don't worry!
**[17:19] Tachibana**
Yu-chan, you've got a great personality,
**[17:21] Tachibana**
so if you think of someone
like me as a friend,
**[17:24] Tachibana**
then you could make a bunch
of friends if you wanted to.
**[17:26] Ygraine**
Hero...
**[17:28] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[17:29] Jinguuji**
Stop saying "someone like me."
**[17:32] Jinguuji**
Don't put yourself down
to lift someone else up.
**[17:36] Jinguuji**
You are a better person than you realize.
**[17:39] Jinguuji**
Though, how thoroughly considerate
of others is one of your virtues...
**[17:43] Tachibana**
All right! I take it
back, okay? Just stop it!
**[17:45] Jinguuji**
Huh?
**[17:47] Tachibana**
I want to hurry up and beat the Demon
Lord so I can go back to my old self...
**[17:51] Jinguuji**
I feel the same way, however...
**[17:54] Tachibana**
To think we've come this far and still
don't know where the Demon Lord is.
**[17:59] Schwartz**
Huh? Tachibana-san...
**[18:00] Schwartz**
You guys don't know where the Demon Lord is?
**[18:03] Schwartz**
I know.
**[18:05] Schwartz**
I know where the Demon Lord's castle is.
**[18:08] Tachibana**
You do?
**[18:09] Schwartz**
Yes.
**[18:09] Schwartz**
Huh? Tachibana-san,
didn't the goddess tell you?
**[18:14] Schwartz**
See that big white thing?
**[18:17] Schwartz**
That's it.
***SIGN*** That
**[18:20] Tachibana**
Why didn't you tell us?
**[18:22] Schwartz**
Huh? Well, I mean...
**[18:24] Schwartz**
You never asked.
**[18:26] Schwartz**
And I never imagined you didn't know.
**[18:28] Schwartz**
She said it was near the
belly button, so probably...
**[18:31] Schwartz**
it must be around here, right?
**[18:34] Jinguuji**
For now, we've decided on a destination.
**[18:36] Tachibana**
Yes.
**[18:39] Tachibana**
It's been a long time since I've been home!
**[18:42] Tachibana**
Your own pillows are always the best, right?
**[18:45] Jinguuji**
Are you sure? About suddenly
deciding to leave tomorrow.
**[18:49] Tachibana**
Well, we're in a hurry, right?
**[18:52] Tachibana**
And we know where we're headed.
**[18:54] Jinguuji**
After all that happened,
**[18:56] Jinguuji**
aren't you tired?
**[18:58] Jinguuji**
There are some things regarding the
religion that I want to look into.
**[19:02] Jinguuji**
And we have the tiara back.
**[19:04] Jinguuji**
Even if we stay two days or so...
**[19:07] Tachibana**
That's true...
**[19:09] Tachibana**
Well, I don't mind if we do, but...
**[19:13] Tachibana**
*What's this? What's wrong with me?*
**[19:15] Tachibana**
*Why am I looking away?*
**[19:18] Jinguuji**
What's wrong?
**[19:19] Tachibana**
Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing's wrong.
**[19:26] Jinguuji**
If there is anything, do
not hesitate to tell me.
**[19:28] Jinguuji**
Given our relationship...
**[19:31] Jinguuji**
you can tell me anything and it'll be fine.
**[19:35] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana. Why do you
keep avoiding looking at me?
**[19:38] Jinguuji**
What is it? Am I saying something weird?
**[19:41] Tachibana**
No. You're not weird.
**[19:44] Tachibana**
If I had to say, it's me that's strange.
**[19:47] Jinguuji**
Strange?
**[19:49] Jinguuji**
I see. Your face is a little
red. Do you have a fever?
**[19:53] Jinguuji**
Are you feeling sick? Or is
it exhaustion, as I thought?
**[19:57] Jinguuji**
Let's take your temperature.
**[19:58] Jinguuji**
And keep you warm.
**[19:59] Jinguuji**
Do you want some water?
**[20:01] Tachibana**
Stop it, idiot!
**[20:02] Tachibana**
Stop being nice to me!
**[20:04] Tachibana**
And you've been way too close to me
for a while now! It's creeping me out!
**[20:07] Tachibana**
Your changing clothes is unsightly,
so go do it in the hallway...
**[20:10] Jinguuji**
Ta—
**[20:11] Jinguuji**
Tachibana, you...
**[20:13] Jinguuji**
over your head...
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[20:18] Tachibana**
Huh?
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
***SIGN*** demrahC♥
**[20:25] Jinguuji**
Are you all right, Tachibana?!
**[20:27] Tachibana**
Does this look all right to you?!
**[20:30] Jinguuji**
It doesn't, but why are you...
**[20:32] Tachibana**
This is because I'm tired! Because I'm tired!
**[20:35] Jinguuji**
I see! I-It's caused by fatigue... is it?
**[20:41] Tachibana**
So, this is where we say goodbye, huh?
**[20:43] Schwartz**
Yes. Thank you for looking after me.
**[20:45] Tachibana**
You're really not coming with us?
**[20:48] Lucien**
You're sure about this, Schwartz?
**[20:49] Schwartz**
I'm in a whole other world.
**[20:51] ---**
And I want to see my master's homeland.
**[20:53] Schwartz**
Our destinations are the same, so
I'm sure we'll see each other again.
**[20:57] Schwartz**
At the very end, we friends who have fought
side by side will join forces once more,
**[21:03] Schwartz**
and by combining our powers,
we shall crush the enemy!
**[21:06] Schwartz**
What do you think of that course of events?
**[21:08] Tachibana**
I mean, even if you ask what I think...
**[21:10] Schwartz**
I know it's tough to part ways.
**[21:13] Schwartz**
You two have taught me so much.
**[21:16] Schwartz**
That I should never be
deceived by appearances...
**[21:19] Schwartz**
That it feels pretty good to
hit someone as hard as I can...
**[21:23] Tachibana**
*He hasn't learned a single decent thing.*
**[21:25] Jinguuji**
Well, I am a little
reluctant to part as well.
**[21:28] Tachibana**
It's rare for you to say
something like that, Jinguuji.
**[21:32] Jinguuji**
Yes. I haven't hit him back yet.
**[21:36] Jinguuji**
I'm joking.
**[21:37] Schwartz**
*That's a lie.*
**[22:24] Jinguuji**
Well, shall we go?
**[22:25] Tachibana**
Yeah.
**[22:34] Tachibana**
* I-It's no good. I can't bring*
* myself to look at him!*
**[22:37] Jinguuji**
*Blast it. This is troublesome.*
**[22:39] Jinguuji**
* Having Tachibana affected by*
* the goddess's curse, too...*
**[22:42] Tachibana**
*This is bad. Really bad.*
**[22:44] Jinguuji; simultaneous**
* With this synergistic effect,*
* it's affecting me even me more...*
**[22:44] Tachibana; simultaneous**
*This is bad. Really bad. Seriously
bad! So bad I'm gonna hurl!*
**[22:48] Jinguuji**
*What if we're both charmed at the same time?!*
**[22:51] Tachibana**
*And when we suddenly come to our senses...*
**[23:09] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
*There's no telling what could happen!*
**[23:11] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
*We must break this curse as soon as possible!*
**[23:14] narrator**
In this moment, their two
hearts were once again one.
**[23:20] Tachibana**
Let's do this, Jinguuji.
**[23:22] Jinguuji**
Yes. We two will absolutely
defeat the Demon Lord!
**[23:26] Jinguuji; Tachibana**
*Before I fall in love with this guy!*
**[23:29] narrator**
This tale is a romantic comedy between an
old guy and someone who used to be an old guy.