# E2 - A Cup of Tequila Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX9E22/a-cup-of-tequila)
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    Welcome to Lee's Detective Agency.
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    We accept every manner of requests
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    and will do our best to meet your needs
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    in goods delivery, pickup,
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    infiltration, investigation,
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    arbitration, and conflict resolution.
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    We can solve *anything* in Lungmen.
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    And certainly,
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    except for detective work
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    because that's police business...
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    Please don't expect this
    to be a detective show.
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    Illuminating street lamps.
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    Lit up the city.
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    Criss-crossing neons,
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    and I begin to see.
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    The day just ended for someone.
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    And the day just started for somebody.
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    In empty streets I walked about
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    Confessing my boredom out loud.
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    I wanna keep feeling it
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    But you won't forget about this
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    Knock Three Times, before requesting.
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    I wanna keep touching it
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    Trouble's no longer a thing
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    When a future
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    You just waved to me.
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    A Cup of Tequila
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    This is a sculpture of a beaker.
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    A beaker is already a sculpture.
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    Why would you make a
    sculpture of a sculpture?
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    Well, you can place it
    next to your work bench.
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    Make things look artsy.
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    What do you think?
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    This gift's from me.
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    This is a toy for kids.
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    That's actually lots of fun.
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    I'm an adult. Can you at
    least give me something new?
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    We did give you different presents this year.
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    This is so boring.
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    Where are you going?
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    We... we received a request.
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    Can I go?
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    No. The place is for adults only.
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    I'm an adult today!
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    Let's start decorating.
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    Since you're an adult...
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    ...if I can't make it out on my own, you'll
    carry me back to the agency office.
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    Roger that.
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    This isn't for you.
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    You'll just get milk.
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    Lee...
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    ...when did you start letting kids tag along?
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    I'M NOT A...
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    Adults are talking. Play somewhere else, boy.
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    WHAT?!
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    I'll go look around.
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    I thought you'd come alone today, Lee.
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    Lee's Detective Agency might
    be able to help you out...
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    ...but you did promise me
    intel about the Cat Mafia.
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    Intel?
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    We can hardly save our own skins right now.
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    We can handle that sum of money for you...
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    ...that's open to discussion.
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    But don't push your luck.
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    The Cat Mafia is growing bolder by the day.
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    I don't even know where
    these strays come from.
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    I haven't even heard about
    them until recently.
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    Well...
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    ...the Cat Mafia was around
    during the Rat King's time...
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    ...but that was a while ago. And
    then they suddenly vanished.
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    This new Cat Mafia...
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    ...are busy with some secret
    pharmaceutical trade.
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    They're into other shady businesses as well.
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    This Cat Mafia is nothing
    like the one we knew.
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    You're back, boy.
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    I'm not a boy.
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    Well then, can you drink?
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    HAH, I KNEW IT! You're just a boy.
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    Happy birthday!
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    I'll teach that brat a real lesson next time.
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    Next time, don't push yourself so hard.
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    It's his birthday. The
    boy thought he grew up.
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    Drinking and business should be
    kept far away from each other.
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    You have a hangover.
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    My head hurts.
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    Happy birthday!
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    Did I forget something?
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    Lee's D.A has been charged
    with the safekeeping
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    of a secret gold card
    for Mr. Meng the banker.
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    In return, Mr. Meng shall provide intel
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    about the Cat Mafia to Lee's D.A.
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    Both parties shall abide by
    the principles of voluntarism,
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    partnership, and good faith,
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    and observe strict confidentiality
    over this matter.
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    Ignore the useless nonsense.
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    Now for the important stuff:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AAK!
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    To be continued...