# Season 1
# E1 - A Day of Perfection
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU09X2X/a-day-of-perfection)
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**[00:00] ---**
Welcome to Lee's Detective Agency.
**[00:02] ---**
We accept every manner of requests
**[00:04] ---**
and will do our best to meet your needs
**[00:05] ---**
in goods delivery, pick up,
**[00:06] ---**
infiltration, investigation,
**[00:07] ---**
arbitration, and conflict resolution.
**[00:11] ---**
We can solve *anything* in Lungmen
**[00:14] ---**
except for detective work because that's police business...
**[00:19] ---**
please don't expect this to be a detective show.
**[02:02] ---**
A Day of Perfection
**[02:35] ---**
Uncle Tung?
**[02:38] ---**
Waai Fu.
**[02:39] ---**
Did Jaye swing by your place?
**[02:41] ---**
No.
**[02:42] ---**
What's going on?
**[02:43] ---**
Well.
**[02:54] ---**
I'm warning you again. Not with your hands. You'll get hurt.
**[02:57] ---**
I need 5 pounds of fins and 5 pounds of shrimps.
**[03:00] ---**
The juicier, the better.
**[03:17] ---**
Hey!
**[03:22] ---**
And that was how Jaye was taken away.
**[03:26] ---**
A group of people in suits?
**[03:29] ---**
Do they look like this?
**[03:32] ---**
Well.
**[03:34] ---**
Yeah. They do look like this.
**[03:46] ---**
Did Jaye mention where he was going?
**[03:53] ---**
No.
**[04:08] ---**
Jaye here.
**[04:09] ---**
Can't pick up the phone right now.
**[04:11] ---**
Leave your message after the beep.
**[04:16] ---**
This smells like the Cats.
**[04:18] ---**
I got this. Go home, Uncle Tung. And lock your doors and windows.
**[04:21] ---**
You know where he is?
**[04:23] ---**
I'll look around the theater.
**[04:37] ---**
Hi.
**[04:40] ---**
I knew the Cat Mafia won't give up like this!
**[04:42] ---**
Despicable.
**[04:43] ---**
How dare they seek revenge on simpletons!
**[04:45] ---**
Don't rush into things.
**[04:45] ---**
Are you really sure it's the Cat Mafia?
**[04:48] ---**
They're right in front of us.
**[04:52] ---**
We've been watching them for the entire day.
**[04:54] ---**
Nobody came out of the place.
**[04:59] ---**
Huh? Then who's the culprit?
**[05:26] ---**
Jaye!
**[05:30] ---**
Place is booked for a private show. Invited guests only.
**[05:36] ---**
Meow.
**[05:39] ---**
Do you really expect that to work?
**[05:51] ---**
Situation normal.
**[05:52] ---**
Roger.
**[05:53] ---**
Situation looks normal here as well.
**[06:12] ---**
Who asked you to come here?
**[06:16] ---**
Fate.
**[06:17] ---**
The injustice of fate called me here.
**[06:21] ---**
The sound effects are too realistic!
**[06:24] ---**
Then why are you here?
**[06:26] ---**
I'm here to take back what belongs to me.
**[06:31] ---**
Get out of here!
**[06:32] ---**
I refuse!
**[06:45] ---**
Waai Fu.
**[06:48] ---**
Found him!
**[06:54] ---**
We got a situation.
**[07:10] ---**
Stop right there!
**[07:23] ---**
Sorry.
**[07:24] ---**
I need to explain what's going on.
**[07:26] ---**
About that ruckus,
**[07:27] ---**
that girl is actually my friend.
**[07:41] ---**
What the?
**[07:46] ---**
Are you alright?
**[08:00] ---**
Are you alright?
**[08:02] ---**
You made a mistake.
**[08:03] ---**
I was watching a play with them.
**[08:06] ---**
I have to tell Lady Zhu that I need to go.
**[08:09] ---**
What do you mean? I thought you were kidnapped.
**[08:12] ---**
No. This is my job.
**[08:21] ---**
His job?
**[08:24] ---**
What a weird old man.
**[08:27] ---**
He pays people just to watch plays with his little girl.
**[08:34] ---**
As the heiress of Hatton Hotels, is there anything that troubles you?
**[08:40] ---**
I actually
**[08:42] ---**
wish to make a few friends.
**[08:45] ---**
We can watch plays and chat together.
**[08:49] ---**
That's right.
**[08:50] ---**
Really?
**[08:51] ---**
I didn't expect that.
**[08:53] ---**
She wants friends?
**[08:57] ---**
Things that money can buy won't last.
**[09:00] ---**
And why do you need that much money anyway?
**[09:04] ---**
I want to buy a house.
**[09:06] ---**
You'll never afford one if you keep working with me.
**[09:10] ---**
I know.
**[09:12] ---**
So when will you leave me everything you own?
**[09:15] ---**
*LUNGMEN EXPLETIVE*
**[09:50] ---**
Please find Jaye and bring him back.
**[09:52] ---**
Jaye was taken away from the fish stand by mysterious people in suits this morning
**[09:54] ---**
and is not seen again thereafter.
**[09:55] ---**
Having failed to find him, Uncle Tung
**[09:57] ---**
came to Lee's D.A to file a missing person report.
**[09:58] ---**
After being shown the photos of Cat Mafiosi, Uncle Tung
**[10:01] ---**
suspected that Jaye was taken by the said organization.
**[10:03] ---**
The situation is urgent and calls for immediate action!
# E2 - A Cup of Tequila
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX9E22/a-cup-of-tequila)
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**[00:00] ---**
Welcome to Lee's Detective Agency.
**[00:03] ---**
We accept every manner of requests
**[00:05] ---**
and will do our best to meet your needs
**[00:06] ---**
in goods delivery, pickup,
**[00:07] ---**
infiltration, investigation,
**[00:08] ---**
arbitration, and conflict resolution.
**[00:09] ---**
We can solve *anything* in Lungmen.
**[00:13] ---**
And certainly,
**[00:14] ---**
except for detective work
**[00:16] ---**
because that's police business...
**[00:19] ---**
Please don't expect this
to be a detective show.
**[00:46] ---**
Illuminating street lamps.
**[00:51] ---**
Lit up the city.
**[00:57] ---**
Criss-crossing neons,
**[01:02] ---**
and I begin to see.
**[01:06] ---**
The day just ended for someone.
**[01:11] ---**
And the day just started for somebody.
**[01:17] ---**
In empty streets I walked about
**[01:22] ---**
Confessing my boredom out loud.
**[01:28] ---**
I wanna keep feeling it
**[01:29] ---**
But you won't forget about this
**[01:34] ---**
Knock Three Times, before requesting.
**[01:38] ---**
I wanna keep touching it
**[01:40] ---**
Trouble's no longer a thing
**[01:44] ---**
When a future
**[01:47] ---**
You just waved to me.
**[02:02] ---**
A Cup of Tequila
**[02:20] ---**
This is a sculpture of a beaker.
**[02:23] ---**
A beaker is already a sculpture.
**[02:25] ---**
Why would you make a
sculpture of a sculpture?
**[02:28] ---**
Well, you can place it
next to your work bench.
**[02:30] ---**
Make things look artsy.
**[02:38] ---**
What do you think?
**[02:38] ---**
This gift's from me.
**[02:42] ---**
This is a toy for kids.
**[02:45] ---**
That's actually lots of fun.
**[02:53] ---**
I'm an adult. Can you at
least give me something new?
**[02:57] ---**
We did give you different presents this year.
**[02:59] ---**
This is so boring.
**[03:09] ---**
Where are you going?
**[03:10] ---**
We... we received a request.
**[03:12] ---**
Can I go?
**[03:14] ---**
No. The place is for adults only.
**[03:18] ---**
I'm an adult today!
**[03:31] ---**
Let's start decorating.
**[03:38] ---**
Since you're an adult...
**[03:41] ---**
...if I can't make it out on my own, you'll
carry me back to the agency office.
**[03:44] ---**
Roger that.
**[04:12] ---**
This isn't for you.
**[04:13] ---**
You'll just get milk.
**[04:15] ---**
Lee...
**[04:16] ---**
...when did you start letting kids tag along?
**[04:19] ---**
I'M NOT A...
**[04:20] ---**
Adults are talking. Play somewhere else, boy.
**[04:24] ---**
WHAT?!
**[04:28] ---**
I'll go look around.
**[04:33] ---**
I thought you'd come alone today, Lee.
**[04:36] ---**
Lee's Detective Agency might
be able to help you out...
**[04:39] ---**
...but you did promise me
intel about the Cat Mafia.
**[04:46] ---**
Intel?
**[04:48] ---**
We can hardly save our own skins right now.
**[04:53] ---**
We can handle that sum of money for you...
**[04:56] ---**
...that's open to discussion.
**[04:58] ---**
But don't push your luck.
**[05:09] ---**
The Cat Mafia is growing bolder by the day.
**[05:14] ---**
I don't even know where
these strays come from.
**[05:22] ---**
I haven't even heard about
them until recently.
**[05:27] ---**
Well...
**[05:36] ---**
...the Cat Mafia was around
during the Rat King's time...
**[05:40] ---**
...but that was a while ago. And
then they suddenly vanished.
**[05:42] ---**
This new Cat Mafia...
**[05:43] ---**
...are busy with some secret
pharmaceutical trade.
**[05:46] ---**
They're into other shady businesses as well.
**[05:51] ---**
This Cat Mafia is nothing
like the one we knew.
**[06:04] ---**
You're back, boy.
**[06:07] ---**
I'm not a boy.
**[06:10] ---**
Well then, can you drink?
**[06:16] ---**
HAH, I KNEW IT! You're just a boy.
**[07:17] ---**
Happy birthday!
**[08:03] ---**
I'll teach that brat a real lesson next time.
**[08:16] ---**
Next time, don't push yourself so hard.
**[08:20] ---**
It's his birthday. The
boy thought he grew up.
**[08:31] ---**
Drinking and business should be
kept far away from each other.
**[08:58] ---**
You have a hangover.
**[09:00] ---**
My head hurts.
**[09:03] ---**
Happy birthday!
**[09:10] ---**
Did I forget something?
**[09:55] ---**
Lee's D.A has been charged
with the safekeeping
**[09:56] ---**
of a secret gold card
for Mr. Meng the banker.
**[09:58] ---**
In return, Mr. Meng shall provide intel
**[10:00] ---**
about the Cat Mafia to Lee's D.A.
**[10:02] ---**
Both parties shall abide by
the principles of voluntarism,
**[10:04] ---**
partnership, and good faith,
**[10:06] ---**
and observe strict confidentiality
over this matter.
**[10:07] ---**
Ignore the useless nonsense.
**[10:08] ---**
Now for the important stuff:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AAK!
**[10:12] ---**
To be continued...
# E3 - A Night of Rain
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKGJXK/a-night-of-rain)
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**[00:00] ---**
Welcome to Lee's Detective Agency.
**[00:02] ---**
We accept every manner of requests
**[00:04] ---**
and will do our best to meet your needs
**[00:05] ---**
in goods delivery, pickup,
**[00:06] ---**
infiltration, investigation,
**[00:07] ---**
arbitration, and conflict resolution.
**[00:08] ---**
We strive to serve you better.
**[00:10] ---**
We can solve *anything* in Lungmen.
**[00:13] ---**
And certainly,
**[00:14] ---**
except for detective work
**[00:16] ---**
because that's police business...
**[00:18] ---**
Please don't expect this
to be a detective show.
**[00:46] ---**
Illuminating street lamps.
**[00:52] ---**
Lit up the city.
**[00:57] ---**
Criss-crossing neons,
**[01:03] ---**
and I begin to see.
**[01:07] ---**
The day just ended for someone.
**[01:12] ---**
And the day just started for somebody.
**[01:17] ---**
In empty streets I walked about
**[01:23] ---**
Confessing my boredom out loud.
**[01:28] ---**
I wanna keep feeling it
**[01:30] ---**
But you won't forget about this
**[01:34] ---**
Knock Three Times, before requesting.
**[01:39] ---**
I wanna keep touching it
**[01:40] ---**
Trouble's no longer a thing
**[01:45] ---**
When a future
**[01:47] ---**
You just waved to me.
**[02:02] ---**
A Night of Rain
**[03:10] ---**
Aak, see who's knocking at the door.
**[03:16] ---**
Waai Fu, did you forget your keys again?
**[03:30] ---**
Lee's Detective Agency.
**[03:32] ---**
What do you need?
***SIGN*** Buy more fruits Laundry: Waai Fu Dishes: Hung Groceries: Hung Car washing: Hung Do it yourself!!!
**[04:20] ---**
It's been a while.
**[04:23] ---**
Meng,
**[04:24] ---**
why are you here?
**[04:26] ---**
It's a long story.
**[04:30] ---**
After you left,
**[04:34] ---**
I've been through a few things
**[04:38] ---**
and left Yan.
**[04:42] ---**
What
**[04:44] ---**
happened to you?
**[04:46] ---**
Nothing important.
**[04:50] ---**
I heard you're working for some agency now,
**[04:53] ---**
so I came here for a visit.
**[04:54] ---**
Who told you that?
**[04:58] ---**
That's not important.
**[05:01] ---**
I'm just glad to see you again.
**[05:02] ---**
That's enough.
**[05:04] ---**
This friend of yours is sick.
**[05:06] ---**
You're aware of that, right?
**[05:08] ---**
You're sick?
**[05:11] ---**
You have oripa...
**[05:12] ---**
Just a common cold.
**[05:19] ---**
Why don't we have any cold
meds in the agency office?
**[05:22] ---**
I came down with a bad cold
a while ago and ate them all.
**[05:25] ---**
I'll go and buy some.
**[05:26] ---**
Wait for me.
**[05:34] ---**
This is delicious.
**[05:36] ---**
I miss these flavors.
**[05:39] ---**
This should alleviate your symptoms.
**[05:45] ---**
Thank you.
**[05:47] ---**
But I can't stay.
**[05:49] ---**
Can I take these to go?
**[05:53] ---**
The packaging will cost a LMD.
**[06:16] ---**
Number 2 is still in the hospital.
**[06:21] ---**
Did Meng do this?
**[06:23] ---**
Meng, That girl came and
thrashed us for no reason.
**[06:26] ---**
Then she asked us where
Lee's Detective Agency is.
**[06:29] ---**
Get me back up on my feet! I can still fight!
**[06:34] ---**
If I see you next time.
**[06:36] ---**
I'll definitely have you all arrested.
***SIGN*** Real estate target: Achieve monthly KPIs Deal: Listen to da Boss!! Get the meds
**[06:42] ---**
* (Lungmen News Express, bringing*
* you the latest reports:)*
**[06:45] ---**
* (Lungmen recently launched a series*
* of traditional cultural events)*
**[06:48] ---**
* (with calligraphy and painting*
* competitions, attracting quite a crowd.)*
**[06:49] ---**
Ugh, can you keep it down?
**[06:54] ---**
*(I love this event!)*
**[06:56] ---**
*(Look at this flower!)*
**[06:57] ---**
*(It's so pretty, like me!)*
**[06:59] ---**
Where's Meng?
**[07:01] ---**
WHAT?!
**[07:02] ---**
A cold front has hit Lungmen hard
**[07:05] ---**
and threatens the livelihood
of many homeless individuals.
**[07:08] ---**
Some have already gone missing.
**[07:10] ---**
Authorities have stepped
up efforts to keep medical
**[07:13] ---**
services running and
available to those in need.
**[07:16] ---**
Emergency medical equipment and personnel
have been placed under a state of urgency.
**[07:31] ---**
She's an Infected and
won't be around for long.
**[07:35] ---**
She asked me to give you this.
**[07:40] ---**
Hung.
**[07:42] ---**
It's been a while.
**[07:44] ---**
I returned to Lungmen
**[07:45] ---**
just to have another bite of your cooking.
**[08:41] ---**
Should we have some fish today?
**[08:42] ---**
HEY! You can't eat goldfish!
**[08:59] ---**
I took this hat when I escaped,
**[09:04] ---**
because you'll look silly
with this on your head.
**[09:08] ---**
But you probably won't want it.
**[09:14] ---**
Let's go!
**[09:15] ---**
I'm making dinner!
**[09:17] ---**
Awesome!
**[09:54] ---**
(Handwritten) The requestor wanted
some of Hung's cooking for takeaway
**[09:58] ---**
but I couldn't find a takeaway box.
**[10:01] ---**
I took a bowl from the cupboard and
charged her 1 LMD for the packaging.
**[10:11] ---**
To be continued...
# E4 - A Lapping of Waves
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0Q1VN/a-lapping-of-waves)
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**[00:00] ---**
Welcome to Lee's Detective Agency.
**[00:03] ---**
We accept every manner of requests
**[00:05] ---**
and will do our best to meet your needs
**[00:05] ---**
in goods delivery, pickup,
**[00:06] ---**
infiltration, investigation,
**[00:07] ---**
arbitration, and conflict resolution.
**[00:08] ---**
We strive to serve you better.
**[00:11] ---**
We can solve *anything* in Lungmen.
**[00:14] ---**
And certainly,
**[00:15] ---**
except for detective work
**[00:17] ---**
because that's police business...
**[00:19] ---**
Please don't expect this
to be a detective show.
**[00:46] ---**
The day just ended for someone.
**[00:51] ---**
And the day just started for somebody.
**[00:56] ---**
In empty streets I walked about
**[01:02] ---**
Confessing my boredom out loud.
**[01:07] ---**
I wanna keep feeling it
**[01:09] ---**
But you won't forget about this
**[01:14] ---**
Knock Three Times, before requesting.
**[01:18] ---**
I wanna keep touching it
**[01:20] ---**
Trouble's no longer a thing
**[01:24] ---**
When a future
**[01:26] ---**
You just waved to me.
**[01:29] ---**
I wanna keep feeling it
**[01:31] ---**
But you won't forget about this
**[01:36] ---**
Knock Three Times, before requesting.
**[01:40] ---**
I wanna keep touching it
**[01:42] ---**
Trouble's no longer a thing
**[01:45] ---**
When a future
**[01:48] ---**
You just waved to me.
**[02:02] ---**
A Lapping of Waves
**[02:47] ---**
I'll never finish my thesis.
**[02:52] ---**
Hi!
**[02:54] ---**
You shouldn't study during
an outing, you know.
**[02:57] ---**
The boss wants us to move something.
**[03:54] ---**
Can I take a photo of
myself with your new ride?
**[03:58] ---**
Where did you get all this money?
You even invited us to the beach.
**[04:03] ---**
I hope you didn't borrow from
loan sharks. They're dangerous.
**[04:07] ---**
I'm doing better than you think.
**[04:10] ---**
Lee's DA made some money this year.
**[04:12] ---**
I paid off my debts and bought a new car.
**[04:14] ---**
I planned this outing to thank you all.
**[04:18] ---**
You're the most generous boss ever!
**[04:22] ---**
So get moving and carry my stuff.
**[04:40] ---**
Well, the holiday is great.
**[04:42] ---**
We'll head out to the ocean to do
some surfing. All expenses will be...
**[04:47] ---**
Is that true?
**[04:55] ---**
Oooh. What happened, boss?
**[04:56] ---**
Has spring returned to the withered branch?
**[04:59] ---**
The old tree has blossomed once more.
**[05:01] ---**
And something stirs deep inside.
**[05:04] ---**
Go, Uncle Lee!
**[05:05] ---**
Be the eligible bachelor that
you always wanted to be!
**[05:08] ---**
I'm just appreciating beauty.
**[05:11] ---**
It's a noble pursuit in its own right.
**[05:28] ---**
I finally submitted my
thesis! Let's play ball!
**[05:31] ---**
Be careful and don't hurt anyone.
**[05:33] ---**
Alright.
**[05:34] ---**
Not interested.
**[05:35] ---**
I'm going swimming.
**[05:38] ---**
Mmm.
**[05:39] ---**
Let's go!
**[05:45] ---**
Try to play nice.
**[05:50] ---**
Come get some!
**[05:51] ---**
What did you drink?
**[05:53] ---**
Aak's special functional sports drink.
**[06:07] ---**
BOSS!
**[06:12] ---**
Bad news for you.
**[06:13] ---**
Of course, you can keep appreciating that married beauty of yours.
**[06:13] ---**
(There, there. Come on.)
**[06:17] ---**
You got lucky!
**[06:20] ---**
(Alright, you are fine now.)
**[06:22] ---**
(Go have fun!)
**[06:25] ---**
BOSS!
**[06:50] ---**
We got a situation.
**[06:55] ---**
Mom! MOM! *Gurgling*
**[07:29] ---**
MOM!
**[07:31] ---**
MOM!
**[07:33] ---**
Oh! Thank goodness!
**[07:35] ---**
MOM!
**[07:38] ---**
The beach is closing.
**[07:41] ---**
Please pack your belongings
**[07:43] ---**
and leave ASAP.
**[07:46] ---**
Starfishman saved me!
**[07:51] ---**
I...
**[07:53] ---**
I'm Starfishman.
**[07:57] ---**
Lee?
**[08:00] ---**
Ah, how long has it been?
**[08:02] ---**
Shao.
**[08:05] ---**
Thank you.
**[08:06] ---**
Fate allowed us to meet again.
**[08:09] ---**
We haven't seen each other for over 20 years.
**[08:11] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:14] ---**
How are you doing?
**[08:17] ---**
Shao, we should leave soon.
**[08:20] ---**
Okay.
**[08:21] ---**
Say goodbye to Starfishman.
**[08:23] ---**
Bye, Starfishman!
**[08:26] ---**
Bye!
**[08:27] ---**
Your drink messed me up again!
**[08:29] ---**
Look, I'm sorry, okay.
**[08:32] ---**
Once we head back, I'll be
tossing out your lousy stuff.
**[08:35] ---**
Well, you might need it again in the future.
**[08:38] ---**
Simmer down, people. We'll talk
about this when we get back.
**[09:12] ---**
This request is confidential and completed
under my meticulous arrangements.
**[09:19] ---**
Feel free to take the rewards
for DA's team building.
**[09:23] ---**
You're welcome.
**[09:27] ---**
To be continued...
# E5 - A Minute of Investigation
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNMVP5/a-minute-of-investigation)
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**[00:00] ---**
Welcome to Lee's Detective Agency.
**[00:03] ---**
We accept all manner of requests
**[00:05] ---**
which sometimes include special cases
**[00:08] ---**
like detective work.
**[00:09] ---**
Reality can be far more
surprising than fiction.
**[00:12] ---**
But we'll let the police handle
the actual investigation.
**[00:18] ---**
Detectives like us must stay in the shadows
**[00:20] ---**
because the light will rob us of our secrecy.
**[00:24] ---**
The same goes for everyone.
**[00:26] ---**
Being placed under the spotlight
**[00:27] ---**
will make people look different.
**[00:53] ---**
The day just ended for someone.
**[00:58] ---**
And the day just started for somebody.
**[01:04] ---**
In empty streets I walked about
**[01:09] ---**
Confessing my boredom out loud.
**[01:15] ---**
I wanna keep feeling it
**[01:16] ---**
But you won't forget about this
**[01:21] ---**
Knock Three Times, before requesting.
**[01:25] ---**
I wanna keep touching it
**[01:27] ---**
Trouble's no longer a thing
**[01:31] ---**
When a future
**[01:34] ---**
You just waved to me.
**[01:37] ---**
I wanna keep feeling it
**[01:38] ---**
But you won't forget about this
**[01:43] ---**
Knock Three Times, before requesting.
**[01:47] ---**
I wanna keep touching it
**[01:49] ---**
Trouble's no longer a thing
**[01:53] ---**
When a future
**[01:55] ---**
You just waved to me.
**[02:10] ---**
A Minute of Investigation
**[02:27] ---**
The boss just got some new art.
**[02:30] ---**
This painting looks fake.
**[02:41] ---**
Look.
**[02:55] ---**
I guess you saw through the disguise.
**[03:06] ---**
Please, come in.
**[03:16] ---**
Excuse me.
**[03:23] ---**
The Lungmen Guard Department
has just received a report.
**[03:25] ---**
Mr. Meng, a high ranking
banker, has gone missing.
**[03:35] ---**
Who is she?
**[03:37] ---**
You met Mr. Meng at the bar last time.
**[03:41] ---**
I'll let Mrs. Meng take over from here.
**[03:44] ---**
But I thought this case
**[03:45] ---**
is being investigated by the LGD.
**[03:50] ---**
He kept a secret lover.
**[03:55] ---**
The two of them escaped
during the investigation.
**[04:02] ---**
How did you learn that he left on his own?
**[04:08] ---**
These
**[04:10] ---**
are the evidences.
**[04:14] ---**
The plane tickets they bought.
**[04:18] ---**
His bank records.
**[04:21] ---**
And his receipts for buying jewelry.
**[04:25] ---**
Why did things end up this way?
**[04:28] ---**
So what do you want us to do for you?
**[04:33] ---**
He deposited our shared assets
**[04:36] ---**
into an encrypted gold card
**[04:38] ---**
and placed it at Lee's DA for safekeeping.
**[04:41] ---**
The money.
**[04:42] ---**
I want it back.
**[04:46] ---**
I'm sorry, ma'am.
**[04:48] ---**
A case can only be terminated by
the original client in person.
**[04:54] ---**
I understand.
**[04:55] ---**
It's alright, thank you.
**[04:58] ---**
I'll just sell the house. That
will keep me alive for a while.
**[05:02] ---**
WAIT!
**[05:06] ---**
I guess we can make an exception.
**[05:32] ---**
The half that doesn't belong to me
**[05:34] ---**
will go to the LGD.
**[05:36] ---**
That will be it for today. Farewell.
**[05:39] ---**
WAIT!
**[05:48] ---**
Mrs. Meng,
**[05:50] ---**
we'll need you to sign a few forms.
**[05:53] ---**
It's part of our agency's contract process.
**[05:59] ---**
What should we have for dinner tonight?
**[06:09] ---**
Why don't you stay for dinner?
**[06:11] ---**
We're having chocolate coral fin tonight.
**[06:18] ---**
That's so kind of you,
**[06:20] ---**
but I really have other matters to attend to.
**[06:26] ---**
What is it, young man?
**[06:29] ---**
This smells familiar.
**[06:31] ---**
What are you doing, boy?
**[06:33] ---**
Well, old lady,
**[06:34] ---**
you've consumed a chemical
**[06:36] ---**
that smells a little like ethanol
**[06:38] ---**
except that it isn't.
**[06:39] ---**
It's actually a product of loxic kohl.
**[06:42] ---**
Your coat is brand new,
**[06:45] ---**
and you're allergic to animal fur.
**[06:47] ---**
That explains the slight
rash under your ears.
**[06:51] ---**
Why would someone wearing fur coats
all the time be allergic to it?
**[06:56] ---**
Despite being married to a renowned banker,
**[06:58] ---**
the first digit of your right
index finger is callused.
**[07:02] ---**
I guess being an assassin
**[07:03] ---**
forces you to hold blades all the time.
**[07:06] ---**
And most importantly,
**[07:07] ---**
you are a man!
**[07:15] ---**
SHUT THE DOOR!
**[07:19] ---**
I should have killed you all from the start
**[07:23] ---**
and not put up with this stupid acting.
**[07:39] ---**
Have a taste of my stimpack.
**[08:21] ---**
The LGD Special Inspection Unit has found
the body of the missing banker Mr. Meng.
**[08:25] ---**
The suspect murderer has been apprehended.
**[08:29] ---**
The motivation of this crime is money.
**[08:32] ---**
We now go live with our correspondent and
Officer Hoshiguma at the crime scene.
**[08:36] ---**
So that fox
**[08:37] ---**
also disguised as this lady.
**[08:39] ---**
Aak.
**[08:40] ---**
If it weren't for you, that fox would
have deceived the old man as well.
**[08:44] ---**
Hey! Where's Aak?
**[08:48] ---**
I think he went to the mini-mart.
**[08:58] ---**
To be continued...
**[09:04] ---**
Mrs. Meng requested Lee's D.A
**[09:06] ---**
to return the gold card
**[09:07] ---**
that Mr. Meng entrusted the
Agency for safekeeping.
**[09:10] ---**
According to our partnership
contract with Mr. Meng,
**[09:12] ---**
the gold card can only be
returned to Mr. Meng in person.
**[09:15] ---**
Should special circumstances apply,
**[09:17] ---**
the requestor must first prove
that she is Mrs. Meng herself.
# E6 - Once Upon a Time in Lungmen
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV43M5/once-upon-a-time-in-lungmen)
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**[00:27] ---**
The day just ended for someone.
**[00:32] ---**
And the day just started for somebody.
**[00:38] ---**
In empty streets I walked about
**[00:43] ---**
Confessing my boredom out loud.
**[00:48] ---**
I wanna keep feeling it
**[00:50] ---**
But you won't forget about this
**[00:55] ---**
Knock Three Times, before requesting.
**[00:59] ---**
I wanna keep touching it
**[01:01] ---**
Trouble's no longer a thing
**[01:05] ---**
When a future
**[01:07] ---**
You just waved to me.
**[01:10] ---**
I wanna keep feeling it
**[01:12] ---**
But you won't forget about this
**[01:17] ---**
Knock Three Times, before requesting.
**[01:21] ---**
I wanna keep touching it
**[01:23] ---**
Trouble's no longer a thing
**[01:27] ---**
When a future
**[01:29] ---**
You just waved to me.
**[04:35] ---**
"Dear Lin:
**[04:36] ---**
All is well. Don't worry,
**[04:38] ---**
I'll be back once I earn enough
money to pay for the ticket!"
# E7 - A Day We Love Best
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVXZG1/a-day-we-love-best)
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The day just ended for someone.
**[00:48] ---**
And the day just started for somebody.
**[00:54] ---**
In empty streets I walked about
**[00:59] ---**
Confessing my boredom out loud.
**[01:05] ---**
I wanna keep feeling it
**[01:07] ---**
But you won't forget about this
**[01:11] ---**
Knock Three Times, before requesting.
**[01:15] ---**
I wanna keep touching it
**[01:17] ---**
Trouble's no longer a thing
**[01:21] ---**
When a future
**[01:24] ---**
You just waved to me.
**[01:27] ---**
I wanna keep feeling it
**[01:28] ---**
But you won't forget about this
**[01:33] ---**
Knock Three Times, before requesting.
**[01:37] ---**
I wanna keep touching it
**[01:39] ---**
Trouble's no longer a thing
**[01:43] ---**
When a future
**[01:46] ---**
You just waved to me.
**[02:00] ---**
A Day We Love Best
**[02:25] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen!
**[02:28] ---**
On this most celebrated day,
**[02:29] ---**
we, the loving friends and family of
**[02:31] ---**
our dearest Lady Zhu have gathered to celebrate her birthday.
**[02:37] ---**
Before we get this gala going, allow me to introduce myself.
**[03:25] ---**
Inviting you was difficult.
**[03:28] ---**
The Don doesn't like the Rat King's monopoly on this medicine.
**[03:33] ---**
Why don't you help us make this medicine too?
**[03:38] ---**
This is none of my business!
**[03:40] ---**
HELP!
**[03:54] ---**
Sorry for the wait. Up next, let's welcome Lady Zhu
**[03:57] ---**
with a big round of applause!
**[04:00] ---**
Thank you all for coming!
**[04:04] ---**
Now, please enjoy the performances that we have prepared for you.
**[04:21] ---**
Take him away.
**[04:42] ---**
Did you see their boss?
**[04:45] ---**
No.
**[04:54] ---**
Did you see Aak?
**[04:56] ---**
I dunno.
**[05:01] ---**
We should watch a play together next time!
**[05:06] ---**
Sure!
**[05:30] ---**
Is this the place?
**[05:31] ---**
Aak? Where are you?
**[05:36] ---**
We finally meet.
**[05:39] ---**
Rat King.
**[05:41] ---**
How are you doing?
**[05:43] ---**
Feels good to have everyone in your pockets, doesn't it?
**[05:49] ---**
You have every Lungmen gang working for you.
**[05:52] ---**
Then you tie us down with unreasonable work!
**[05:58] ---**
I've been watching you for a while.
**[06:02] ---**
I shall end your existence today!
**[06:16] ---**
Hand over Aak to us!
**[06:22] ---**
Rat King.
**[06:26] ---**
Not everyone gets to see the real Rat King!
**[06:31] ---**
WHAT?!
**[06:33] ---**
You took the bait,
**[06:34] ---**
dimwit.
**[06:37] ---**
Let's catch the cat.
**[06:40] ---**
Must we speak in four words now?
**[06:42] ---**
Hot is this bodybag.
**[06:43] ---**
Jeeze, quit it.
**[06:45] ---**
What a lousy plan!
**[06:46] ---**
You *LUNGMEN* *EXPLETIVE*
**[07:11] ---**
Ji-ji-ru-lu-ling!
**[07:19] ---**
SAVE MEEEEE!!!
**[07:24] ---**
I didn't expect this disguise.
**[07:27] ---**
What Cat Mafia?
**[07:28] ---**
He's not even a cat.
**[08:16] ---**
Don Felino is still at large.
**[08:25] ---**
Nonetheless, we still carried out your task.
**[08:29] ---**
It's alright.
**[08:30] ---**
We revealed his true form.
**[08:33] ---**
The fake Cat Mafia is no more.
**[08:39] ---**
How fares the young man?
**[09:02] ---**
I QUIT! This job is too tiring for me!
**[09:06] ---**
We can go start a restaurant!
**[09:09] ---**
Just get some sleep. We'll make more money tomorrow.
**[09:13] ---**
I'M LEAVING LUNGMEN TOMORROW!
**[09:48] ---**
Long-term request: The Rat King wanted Lee's D.A
**[09:52] ---**
to find out more about the Cat Mafia's Don.
**[09:55] ---**
If this Don is a fraud, then reveal his true identity
**[09:59] ---**
and take down his fake organization.
**[10:03] ---**
(See you again)
# E8 - A Holiday of Two Hours
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG20Z4/a-holiday-of-two-hours)
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**[00:44] ---**
The day just ended for someone.
**[00:49] ---**
And the day just started for somebody.
**[00:55] ---**
In empty streets I walked about
**[01:00] ---**
Confessing my boredom out loud.
**[01:05] ---**
I wanna keep feeling it.
**[01:07] ---**
But you won't forget about this
**[01:12] ---**
Knock Three Times, before requesting.
**[01:16] ---**
I wanna keep touching it.
**[01:18] ---**
Trouble's no longer a thing
**[01:22] ---**
When a future
**[01:24] ---**
You just waved to me.
**[01:27] ---**
I wanna keep feeling it.
**[01:29] ---**
But you won't forget about this
**[01:34] ---**
Knock Three Times, before requesting.
**[01:38] ---**
I wanna keep touching it.
**[01:40] ---**
Trouble's no longer a thing
**[01:44] ---**
When a future
**[01:46] ---**
You just waved to me.
**[01:57] ---**
A Holiday of Two Hours
**[02:23] ---**
HUNG! WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK UP MY PHONE?
**[02:50] ---**
Have the guests arrived?
**[02:52] ---**
You still have 2 hours.
**[02:55] ---**
That's hardly enough time to make food!
**[02:57] ---**
Take-outs would be fine!
**[02:59] ---**
That won't show our sincerity.
**[03:01] ---**
Help me delay the guests.
**[03:23] ---**
QUIET! What's going on
so early in the morning?
**[03:28] ---**
Aak! I'm out of time! You gotta help me!
**[03:39] ---**
Cut the potatoes like this.
**[03:43] ---**
Make a cross cut on the tomatoes,
then boil and peel them.
**[03:47] ---**
I might cut my hands.
**[03:49] ---**
Bend the fish mint like this,
and throw away those that are too old.
**[03:53] ---**
Ugh, the smell!
**[03:55] ---**
This looks really hard.
**[03:56] ---**
I'll help clear your customer
orders for next month!
**[04:00] ---**
This is starting to look a lot easier.
**[04:04] ---**
It is easy, Aak! I know you can do it!
**[04:16] ---**
Jaye, I need to order two fins
from you. The ones with little spines.
**[04:21] ---**
Step 1. Get rid of the smell.
**[04:23] ---**
Aak.
**[04:24] ---**
Come here,
Aak. I need to tell you something.
**[04:29] ---**
Sure!
**[04:55] ---**
No, not here. We ought to go there.
**[05:15] ---**
Are we there yet?
**[05:16] ---**
No.
**[05:18] ---**
Are we there yet?
**[05:20] ---**
We're close.
**[05:22] ---**
Are we there yet?
**[05:24] ---**
Almost there.
**[05:29] ---**
Jaye
**[05:31] ---**
Where's my seafood?
**[05:32] ---**
AAAH? Huh? I'm closing shop.
**[05:35] ---**
I thought you placed an order.
**[05:39] ---**
Just give me the two fins now.
**[05:41] ---**
We're out of fins.
**[05:44] ---**
But we just caught a crab. Interested?
**[05:47] ---**
Forget it! I gotta run!
**[06:08] ---**
You have news on that guy?
**[06:12] ---**
The choice is yours. Do
you want risk this or not?
**[06:23] ---**
Are we there yet?
**[06:27] ---**
We're here!
**[06:29] ---**
I think we've been here before!
**[06:33] ---**
Uh, well, modern city buildings look
pretty much alike, right? (Waai Fu)
**[06:35] ---**
Uh, well, modern city buildings look pretty much
alike, right? (Everybody, sorry for the wait.)
**[06:40] ---**
What's this strange smell?
**[06:44] ---**
Something smells.
**[06:50] ---**
Something smells.
**[07:04] ---**
(Oh darling, )
**[07:06] ---**
(don't you know? Don't
you know life's so sweet?)
**[07:08] ---**
(I wonder what you're dream-ing of.)
**[07:12] ---**
(And for tomorrow, I'll greet your gaze)
**[07:15] ---**
(And then I'll say hello.)
**[07:18] ---**
(You'll smile at me too.)
**[07:20] ---**
MY ANTIQUES! MY ART COLLECTION!
(You'll smile at me too.)
**[07:21] ---**
MY ANTIQUES! MY ART COLLECTION!
**[07:22] ---**
MY UTENSILS! MY INGREDIENTS!
( Life is so sweet.)
**[07:23] ---**
( Life is so sweet.)
**[07:24] ---**
I guess we lost all our data.
( Life is so sweet.)
**[07:28] ---**
We're fine. I made a backup copy online.
(Rainbows in the sky we see, )
**[07:32] ---**
(Comets in the galaxy.)
**[07:32] ---**
We're missing nothing.
(Comets in the galaxy.)
**[07:33] ---**
(Comets in the galaxy.)
**[07:34] ---**
Sorry.
(Comets in the galaxy.)
**[07:35] ---**
We'll have to start working hard tomorrow to repair the
detective office. (Then this world starts getting warm)
**[07:39] ---**
(Coz you're its most brilliant star.)
**[07:40] ---**
Hi. Pizza for Miss Waai Fu?
(Coz you're its most brilliant star.)
**[07:41] ---**
Hi. Pizza for Miss Waai Fu? (I tell ya,
don't give up, and don't be sad today, )
**[07:44] ---**
Yes. Thanks a lot. (I tell ya,
don't give up, and don't be sad today, )
**[07:46] ---**
Jaye, you had dinner yet? (I tell ya,
don't give up, and don't be sad today, )
**[07:47] ---**
Jaye, you had dinner yet?
(Coz we are dreamers.)
**[07:48] ---**
(Coz we are dreamers.)
**[07:48] ---**
No.
(Coz we are dreamers.)
**[07:49] ---**
(You can change,
get up and sing this song, )
**[07:51] ---**
Then let's eat together! (You can change,
get up and sing this song, )
**[07:53] ---**
(You can change,
get up and sing this song, )
**[07:54] ---**
(Then build the future world.)
**[07:58] ---**
(Oh Darling)
**[08:00] ---**
(Don't you know? Don't
you know life's so sweet?)
**[08:02] ---**
(I wonder what you're dream-ing of.)
**[08:06] ---**
(And for tomorrow, I'll greet your gaze)
**[08:09] ---**
(And then I'll say hello.)
**[08:12] ---**
(Yes darling)
**[08:13] ---**
(Don't you know? Don't you know?)
**[08:15] ---**
(Lo and behold,
you got a date with a miracle.)
**[08:20] ---**
Honorable Waai Fu,
you're a truly powerful warrior!
**[08:20] ---**
Honorable Waai Fu, you're a truly powerful warrior!
(In a world pristine, untouched and clean, )
**[08:22] ---**
Be our new boss! (In a world pristine,
untouched and clean, )
**[08:23] ---**
Be our new boss!
(Love still waits for you.)
**[08:25] ---**
We shall be the Tiger Mafia from now on!
(Love still waits for you.)
**[08:26] ---**
We shall be the Tiger Mafia from now on!
(It's gentle and true, )
**[08:27] ---**
(It's gentle and true, )
**[08:30] ---**
(Life is so sweet.)
**[08:39] ---**
No! No! No! No!
**[08:41] ---**
Definitely no!
**[09:27] ---**
A request from a former Cat Mafia member:
**[09:29] ---**
Make Waai Fu the BOSS of our TIGER MAFIA.
**[09:31] ---**
REJECTED
**[09:32] ---**
Reason for rejection: Not
interested. Go boss yourself.