OVA2 - God's Blessings on This Wonderful Work Of Art!

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SIGN    KONOSUBA!2
    God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN    Episode 11  God's Blessings on These Wonderful Works of Art!
[01:34] MOB
    Hey, did you hear?
[01:35] MOB
    Kazuma's party took down another 
    one of the Devil King's generals.
[01:38] MOB
    I thought for sure they were a bunch
    of lunkheads, but they're pretty good!
[01:41] MOB
    They even share their coupons!
[01:45] Waitress
    Can I get your order?
[01:47] Kazuma
    Give it to me straight.
[01:49] Kazuma
    Along with something nice and smoky.
[01:51] Waitress
    Uh, sir...
[01:53] Waitress
    What drink do you want served straight?
[01:56] Waitress
    And we have several different smoked meats...
[01:58] Kazuma
    Whiskey! I meant whiskey!
[02:00] Kazuma
    Straight means a strong whiskey, obviously!
[02:03] Kazuma
    And for the smoked meat, y'know,
    I obviously meant jerky.
[02:06] Waitress
    I'll need the brand of whiskey
    you're interested in...
[02:10] Waitress
    And jerky is actually dried meat.
[02:13] Waitress
    If you want something smoked,
    we've got some good pork at the moment...
[02:16] Waitress
    Then that's fine! And whatever
    brand you recommend, thank you!
[02:19] Waitress
    Coming right up!
[02:24] Mob
    Did you see him trying to look cool just now?
[02:26] Mob
    Kazuma can barely even
    hold his liquor, though.
[02:29] Kazuma
    Damn it! Pipe down, peanut gallery!
[02:31] Ran
    A-Are you Satou Kazuma-san?
[02:36] Ran
    I just became an adventurer recently,
    and I've heard all about you!
[02:41] Ran
    We're basically the same age,
[02:43] Ran
    but you've beaten lots of the
    Devil King's generals already!
[02:46] Ran
    I admire you so much!
    Can I shake your hand?
[02:50] Kazuma
    You seem to have some potential.
    What's your name?
[02:54] Ran
    Ran!
[02:56] Kazuma
    Ran, eh?
[02:57] Kazuma
    Sounds good to me.
[02:59] Ran
    Oh my God! I can't believe it!
[03:01] Waitress
    Here's your drink.
[03:05] Kazuma
    Crap.
[03:06] Kazuma
    I've only had bubbly before.
[03:08] Kazuma
    But I can't embarrass myself now!
[03:11] Kazuma
    Ran...
[03:13] Kazuma
    This one's my treat, as a veteran adventurer.
[03:18] Kazuma
    If you want to be like me, you'll need
    to be able to handle drinks like these.
[03:23] Kazuma
    Thank you so much!
[03:24] Kazuma
    I'll try!
[03:33] Kazuma
    C-Can I help you?
    Did you want a handshake, too?
[03:37] Guild
    Not at all, Satou-san.
[03:39] Guild
    I actually had a request for you,
[03:42] Guild
    the veteran adventurer who just
    pawned his drink off on a rookie.
[03:46] Guild
    You wouldn't refuse in front
    of a fan, would you?
[03:52] Guild
    KONOSUBA!
[03:54] Aqua
    What?! Fight a golem?!
[03:57] Aqua
    Are you stupid? Are you literally stupid?
[03:58] Aqua
    I'm not doing it! We're set for money,
[04:01] Aqua
    so I'm going live the
    easy life from now on!
[04:04] Kazuma
    The people in town are terrified, y'know!
[04:06] Kazuma
    Don't you feel any sense
    of duty as an adventurer?!
[04:08] Aqua
    Who was the guy whining,
    "No quests! No danger!"
[04:12] Aqua
    until just a while ago?!
[04:15] Darkness
    Golems are big, heavy, and hard, aren't they?
[04:18] Darkness
    I can only imagine the way something
    so tough would let me have it...
[04:22] Darkness
    Very well! I, of course,
    am ready to join you!
[04:26] Kazuma
    Looks like I don't need to explain!
[04:27] Kazuma
    You're in too, right, Megumin?
[04:30] Megumin
    I'm afraid that I need more girth than
    a golem offers to be satisfied anymore.
[04:34] Kazuma
    You, the hothead who's
    always ready to fight?!
[04:37] Megumin
    Do you think I'm a charging
    bull or a berserker?!
[04:40] Megumin
    I have the right to choose who
    I use my Explosion magic—
[04:44] Kazuma
    This kind of enemy would
    be trouble, normally,
[04:47] Kazuma
    but with you there, it'll be over in one blast.
[04:49] Kazuma
    And once you do this,
    your already significant fame
[04:52] Kazuma
    is bound to shine even brighter.
[04:55] Kazuma
    The tale will be told for generations.
[04:56] Kazuma
    And the Legend of Megumin
    gains a another meaty chapter.
[05:02] Megumin
    Well, I suppose I have to, then!
    Let's go! Right now!
[05:06] Aqua
    How can you be such a pushover, Megumin?
[05:09] Aqua
    Well, I'm not going! I'll watch the house.
SIGN    Kill Quest
SIGN    Eliminate the golem that guards the ruins
SIGN    Difficulty Level:
[05:22] Aqua
    Give it back! Give me back my holy implement!
[05:24] Kazuma
    That must be it.
[05:26] Aqua
    Come on! Give it back!
[05:26] Darkness
    The giant golem doesn't seem
    to be around, at a glance.
[05:28] Aqua
    Come on, Kazuma!
[05:29] Aqua
    You better not think you 
    can get away with this!
[05:29] Megumin
    Could it have wandered off?
[05:32] Aqua
    You can get into a lot of trouble 
    using this thing without being holy!
[05:32] Megumin
    That won't do! It'll be a loss
    to the page count of my legend!
[05:35] Aqua
    Don't blame me!
[05:36] Aqua
    Seriously, it'll be bad!
[05:36] Kazuma
    Guess we'll have to get closer.
[05:37] Aqua
    And it won't be my fault! 
    Just give it back, you thieving NEET!
[05:41] Kazuma
    Oh, put a sock in it!
[05:42] Kazuma
    If it's really that important,
    you should take better care of it!
[05:45] Kazuma
    You were using it to hang out the laundry!
[05:48] Kazuma
    Well, now that we're here,
    there's no running!
[05:51] Kazuma
    Megumin can one-shot this thing. Just relax!
[05:54] Aqua
    You do have a point.
[05:56] Aqua
    Oh, well!
[05:57] Aqua
    Since it's a small fry
    that Megumin can one-shot,
[05:59] Aqua
    let's wrap it up and head home!
[06:02] Kazuma
    Why do you like setting
    ominous flags so much?
[06:05] Darkness
    All right, I'll head into the ruins first, then.
[06:08] Darkness
    The golem could be lurking somewhere.
[06:10] Darkness
    I's times like these when
    you should rely on me.
[06:13] Kazuma
    Yeah. You're usually useless once
    the real trouble starts, after all.
[06:18] Kazuma
    Okay, Megumin, stand by
    on the edge of the ruins.
[06:21] Megumin
    Leave it to me!
[06:22] Megumin
    I'll blow it and the ruins to smithereens!
[06:25] Kazuma
    Yeah, they didn't ask for all that.
[06:31] Aqua
    Hey, I think the ground is shaking...
[06:38] Darkness
    Kazuma! I think this might
    be a bit much, even for me!
[06:42] Aqua
    K-Kazuma-san...
[06:43] Kazuma
    Yeah?
[06:44] Aqua
    This is really bad, isn't it?
[06:47] Megumin
    Kazuma, this thing...
[06:48] Kazuma
    Yeah?
[06:49] Megumin
    What is it?!
[06:54] Kazuma
    Well, it's pretty obviously not a golem!
    It's a giant humanoid robot!
[06:59] Kazuma
    A Japanese guy who got reincarnated
    here is definitely behind this!
[07:08] Kazuma
    You okay, Darkness?!
[07:11] Kazuma
    What's wrong?!
[07:11] Darkness
    Kazuma, this is bad!
    It's lighter than it looks!
[07:15] Darkness
    It won't be able to really let me have it!
[07:17] Darkness
    Although there is something appealing
[07:20] Darkness
    about getting trampled by
    something this large...
[07:23] Kazuma
    Hey, Megumin!
[07:25] Kazuma
    Do the Explosion magic
    before it's too late for her,
[07:27] Kazuma
    in more ways than one!
[07:28] Megumin
    I won't!
[07:29] Kazuma
    All right, we'll— Wait, what?
[07:32] Megumin
    I could never destroy such
    a cool-looking golem!
[07:36] Megumin
    Kazuma, Kazuma, let's capture
    it somehow and bring it home!
[07:40] Kazuma
    This is an emergency!
    What are you saying?!
[07:42] Megumin
    I promise to feed it and take care of it!
[07:45] Megumin
    I'll even handle walks and training!
[07:48] Kazuma
    A pet?! You want a pet that size?!
[07:50] Kazuma
    What is wrong with your brain?!
[07:52] Aqua
    Hey, Kazuma! Darkness is...
[08:05] Darkness
    S-Stop it!
[08:08] Darkness
    Th-This is salacious!
[08:11] Kazuma
    We should see how this plays out.
[08:13] Megumin
    This man!
[08:14] Darkness
    N-No!
[08:14] Megumin
    That said, what do we do?
[08:17] Darkness
    Don't think you'll have your way with me!
[08:17] Megumin
    Darkness is in real trouble,
[08:19] Megumin
    but I can't bring myself to damage that
    gleaming metal and dynamic form...
[08:22] Darkness
    Y-You may as well kill me!
[08:24] Aqua
    I'll make you an even cooler one!
    Just do something, now!
[08:28] Megumin
    I'll hold you to that, all right?
[08:31] Megumin
    It has to be even cooler than that one!
[08:35] Darkness
    More... Do it more!
[08:38] Kazuma
    Darkness! Get over here before
    she finishes the incantation!
[08:41] Megumin
    In the name of the crucible
    of precepts that I encompass,
[08:44] Megumin
    the abyssal flesh howls!
[08:46] Megumin
    Now, become one with my vermilion conquest!
[08:53] Darkness
    The feeling in my chest!
[08:56] Kazuma
    Do it, Megumin!
[08:58] Darkness
    Rupture forth, Explosion!
[09:17] Darkness
    I am totally satisfied today!
[09:19] Kazuma
    I bet.
[09:20] Darkness
    Not only did I take a beating
    like none I've had in ages,
[09:22] Darkness
    but it was under a filthy gaze!
[09:24] Kazuma
    Hey!
[09:24] Darkness
    It's been so long since I took
    on such a fulfilling quest!
[09:28] Kazuma
    I wasn't even watching!
    My filthy gaze wasn't aimed at you!
[09:34] Megumin
    Aqua, let's take the golem's
    wreckage back with us!
[09:37] Megumin
    I'm sure that'll speed
    along our construction!
[09:39] Aqua
    How are we supposed to carry
    something that heavy?
[09:42] Megumin
    It's magnificent...
[09:42] Aqua
    I'll make you a
    Transforming-Combining Dendromaiden
[09:45] Aqua
    out of milk cartons when
    we get back, so be patient.
[09:48] Megumin
    Milk cartons?
[09:50] Kazuma
    Man...
[09:55] Kazuma
    Wait. That seems like bad news.
[09:58] Aqua
    Well, we're pretty awesome for taking
    that thing out and coming out of it okay!
[10:02] Aqua
    Since we all did such a good job today,
[10:05] Aqua
    let's head home and have something tasty!
[10:07] Kazuma
    Idiot! Why do you have to
    keep setting flags like that?!
[10:15] Kazuma
    KONOSUBA!
[10:17] Kazuma
    And so, after realizing it was a bit
    much for Darkness to handle alone,
[10:22] Kazuma
    I courageously distracted the golem,
[10:25] Kazuma
    and that gave Megumin the chance to
    nail it with her Explosion magic.
[10:29] Kazuma
    By the way, Aqua didn't do squat.
[10:32] Kazuma
    But that's just how it works
    when we're on the case.
[10:37] Ran
    Your party is so amazing!
[10:40] Kazuma
    Well, that bit at the end with the explosion
[10:42] Kazuma
    had a few exaggerations for dramatic effect,
[10:46] Kazuma
    but I need to make things interesting
    for my first fan, don't I?
[10:50] Mitsurugi
    Satou Kazuma! Why, if it isn't Satou Kazuma!
[10:53] Mitsurugi
    You're drinking in the afternoon
    in a place like this?
[10:56] Mitsurugi
    Where's Aqua-sama?
[10:57] Mitsurugi
    Is she not with you?
[10:59] Kazuma
    You're...
[11:02] Kazuma
    Was it... Yamamoto?
[11:03] Kazuma
    No, Tanaka?
[11:05] Kazuma
    Take...
[11:05] MItsurugi
    You're not even close! It's Mitsurugi!
[11:08] MItsurugi
    Mitsurugi Kyouya!
    Try to remember it, please!
[11:11] Ran
    M-M-Mitsurugi-san?!
[11:13] Ran
    Mitsurugi-san, the hero who's
    famous for wielding a cursed sword?!
[11:16] Kazuma
    Wait. What is this?
[11:18] Ran
    You're him, right? The Mitsurugi-san
    who's even been the talk of the capitol?!
[11:21] Ran
    I think I heard you defeated an
    ancient dragon with a single attack!
[11:24] Ran
    Um, m-my name is Ran!
[11:27] Ran
    Is it okay if I... if I sh-shake your hand?
[11:32] Mitsurugi
    Hello there. It's nice to—
[11:34] Kazuma
    I remember now!
[11:36] Kazuma
    Mitsurugi, right.
    As in the Mitsurugi who lost to me!
[11:39] Kazuma
    Sorry, our contest ended so
    quickly, I completely forgot!
[11:43] Ran
    Huh? Mitsurugi-san?
[11:44] Kazuma
    I see, I see! You beat
    an ancient dragon, huh?
[11:47] Kazuma
    Wow, gosh, that sure is something!
[11:51] Kazuma
    By the way, I've taken down three
    of the Devil King's generals.
[11:57] Mitsurugi
    You never change, do you?
[11:59] Kazuma
    Oh, is that Gram the
    Cursed Sword you got there?
[12:02] Kazuma
    You were able to track it down and
    buy it back, eh, Mitsurugi-kun?
[12:05] Kazuma
    Well, good for you!
[12:07] Kazuma
    You look tougher for your efforts,
    Mitsurugi-kun, my boy!
[12:12] Guild
    Excuse me, Satou Kazuma-san?
[12:15] Guild
    I have a request for you,
[12:16] Guild
    the man who defeated three of
    the Devil King's generals...
[12:21] Kazuma
    Before you start, I'm not
    accepting any quests!
[12:24] Kazuma
    We just got through with
    that hellish golem hunt!
[12:28] Ran
    But you said it was easy
    and you got out unscathed.
[12:31] Kazuma
    KONO...SUBA...
[12:33] Aqua
    What?! You took on another weird quest?!
[12:37] Aqua
    Are you stupid?
[12:38] Aqua
    Are you one of those idiots
    who only pretends to be smart?
[12:40] Aqua
    This should be obvious,
    but I'm really busy right now!
[12:43] Aqua
    Stop trying to save face and
    head to the Guild to cancel!
[12:48] Megumin
    Aqua's right!
[12:50] Megumin
    We don't have time to waste
    on that kind of nonsense!
[12:53] Megumin
    Now, let's put that request out of our heads
[12:56] Megumin
    and finish Dendromaiden! Quickly!
[12:58] Megumin
    We need to finish the construction of
    Transforming-Combining Dendromaiden!
[13:01] Kazuma
    Hey, is that thing really
    made out of milk cartons?
[13:04] Aqua
    Sure is. You want one, Kazuma?
[13:07] Aqua
    Well, you can't have one!
[13:08] Aqua
    There's only one Transforming-Combining
    Dendromaiden in the whole world.
[13:12] Aqua
    If you want it, you'll have
    to negotiate with Megumin.
[13:14] Aqua
    I bet she'd actually be successful if she
    was doing anything else with her life.
[13:19] Darkness
    Well, we should at least
    hear what kind of request it is.
[13:24] Darkness
    If it's a fearsome foe...
[13:26] Darkness
    I wouldn't be opposed to accepting it!
[13:29] Megumin
    Transforming-Combining Dendromaiden! 
    Transforming-Combining Dendromaiden!
[13:29] Aqua
    I'd rather hold off on doing
    any quests for a while...
[13:32] Kazuma
    It'll be fine.
[13:33] Kazuma
    They just want us to explore the
    ruins we cleared out the other day.
[13:34] Megumin
    Transforming-Combining Dendromaiden!
[13:36] Kazuma
    Plus, since we defeated the golem
    that was guarding the place,
[13:40] Kazuma
    we can take any treasure we find back with—
[13:44] Aqua
    Let's do it!
[13:45] Everyone
    KO-NO-SU-BA!
SIGN    Guild Request
SIGN    Investigate inside the ruins
SIGN    Difficulty Level: Unknown
[13:49] Aqua
    Say, this is just about
    peeking inside, right?
[13:53] Aqua
    Couldn't you just use your Lurk
    skill and handle it yourself?
[13:58] Kazuma
    I don't mind doing it that way,
[14:00] Kazuma
    but I'll be keeping all the treasure I find.
[14:03] Aqua
    Off we go!
[14:04] Everyone
    KONOSUBA!
[14:10] Megumin
    All of this magical equipment
    defies even my comprehension...
[14:13] Megumin
    What could it be used for?
[14:18] Darkness
    From the faint aroma of this thing,
    I'd guess it was a container for perfume?
[14:23] Kazuma
    That's an air freshener for a toilet!
[14:26] Kazuma
    I'm sure of it...
[14:27] Kazuma
    This place was built by a Japanese
    person who reincarnated here!
[14:32] Kazuma
    Hey! My Enemy Detection skill just went off!
[14:35] Aqua
    It's probably just a smaller version
    of that golem we beat before.
[14:39] Aqua
    Which means that Darkness
    should be able to handle it.
[14:42] Aqua
    And while she has its attention,
    Kazuma takes it down!
[14:46] Aqua
    It's not like Megumin and I can do
    anything against an indoor golem,
[14:50] Aqua
    so we'll be cheering from the rear!
[14:52] Kazuma
    How about you cast support
    magic from the rear instead?!
[14:55] Aqua
    You've got to be kidding me!
[14:57] Aqua
    My holy magic gets its power
    from the prayers of my believers!
[15:01] Aqua
    Why would I waste that on some shut-in NEET?
[15:07] Aqua
    Why?! Why does it always happen to me?!
[15:09] Aqua
    Am I really that popular?!
[15:11] Kazuma
    Darkness, use Decoy!
    Lure them away with your skill!
[15:14] Darkness
    I already used it, but something's not right!
[15:17] Darkness
    Could it be...
[15:20] Megumin
    Aqua! Those are ghosts, or something
    else that has possessed the golems!
[15:24] Megumin
    Ghosts that have possessed a humanoid shape!
[15:27] Megumin
    Undead, in other words!
[15:30] Aqua
    God Blow!
[15:39] Aqua
    God...
[15:42] Aqua
    Requiem.
[15:47] Aqua
    I am on fire today.
[15:51] Megumin
    We haven't found anything
    that looks valuable yet.
[15:55] Darkness
    And this looks like the last room.
[15:57] Kazuma
    Is this a vault?
[15:58] Kazuma
    Maybe there's a hint on how
    to open it somewhere...
[16:01] Aqua
    What's this?
[16:03] Aqua
    Is it a journal?
[16:08] Megumin
    What in the world is that?
[16:10] Megumin
    I'm a Crimson Demon, and even I've
    never seen this language before.
[16:13] Aqua
    It's Japanese.
[16:15] Kazuma
    What did the person who wrote this think?
[16:19] Kazuma
    I feel a little guilty about reading
    someone else's journal, but...
[16:25] Aqua
    "Parallel World Log, Day 1.
[16:27] Aqua
    Today I arrived in this world
    at the request of a goddess.
[16:32] Aqua
    I was sent to defeat the Devil King
    and save this world.
[16:36] Aqua
    I'm sure it'll be an incredibly difficult task,
[16:38] Aqua
    but I'm determined to see it through."
[16:41] Kazuma
    Hearing that made me feel embarrassed.
[16:45] Kazuma
    We were sent to this world for the same
    reason, but what have I been doing?
[16:50] Kazuma
    If the receptionist lady hadn't sent me here,
[16:52] Kazuma
    I'd probably be lazing around today...
[16:56] Aqua
    "Parallel World Log, Day 7.
[16:59] Aqua
    I tested the power that
    the goddess granted me.
[17:02] Aqua
    It has its conditions for use,
[17:04] Aqua
    but it's incredibly powerful.
    It lets me create whatever I want.
[17:10] Aqua
    With it, I think I could
    even conquer the world.
[17:15] Aqua
    But my wish remains the same:
[17:17] Aqua
    defeat the Devil King,
    and save the people of this world."
[17:22] Kazuma
    The power to create whatever he wanted...
[17:24] Kazuma
    That's definitely a cheat-level power
    that'd make world conquest possible.
[17:28] Kazuma
    But he, in spite of it all,
[17:31] Kazuma
    still wanted to save this world!
[17:35] Aqua
    "Parallel World Log, Day 113.
[17:38] Aqua
    I've been trying, but struggling,
[17:39] Aqua
    to create something that can
    stand against the Devil King.
[17:42] Aqua
    I think the conditions that come
    with my power may be the problem.
[17:46] Aqua
    I need a strong desire to
    be able to create things...
[17:50] Aqua
    Essentially, how much do I
    want the thing I'm making?
[17:54] Aqua
    Does that mean I don't want to defeat
    the Devil King badly enough?
[17:59] Aqua
    my doubts keep piling up."
[18:01] Kazuma
    The journal makes it clear
    how much he struggled.
[18:05] Kazuma
    And at the same time,
[18:06] Kazuma
    I saw how much he was practicing
    the writing of this world.
[18:10] Kazuma
    The Japanese language gradually
    began to dwindle in the journal,
[18:14] Kazuma
    until it was replaced with
    this world's language.
[18:18] Aqua
    "I understand what I really want.
[18:22] Aqua
    But it's not as if I don't want
    to defeat the Devil King.
[18:26] Aqua
    I'm so lost. Just what is it I should do?
[18:30] Aqua
    I asked myself that question again and again.
[18:33] Aqua
    And after I finally overcame my doubts..."
[18:38] Prof
    I'm giving up on defeating the Demon King.
[18:41] Prof
    I mean, what do you want?
    I used to be a NEET!
[18:45] Prof
    I can't change that much on the inside
    just because I came to another world!
[18:49] Prof
    I'm gonna do what I want from now on,
[18:50] Prof
    and make only the stuff I really want to.
[18:53] Prof
    First up is every man's dream,
    a beautiful robot girl.
[18:56] Prof
    A giant robot would be good, too.
[18:59] Prof
    Oh, man, maybe both!
[19:01] Kazuma
    Hey, now...
[19:02] Prof
    I built a giant robot,
    or I guess, a giant golem.
[19:05] Prof
    But it's no good! I can't pilot it.
[19:08] Prof
    I tried, but nope.
[19:10] Prof
    It felt like being tossed around
    inside a washing machine.
[19:14] Prof
    But since I already built it, I'll have
    it guard this place or something.
[19:18] Prof
    Oh! Gotta remember to add a self-destruct.
[19:22] Prof
    Parallel World Log Day 289.
[19:24] Prof
    Time to start development on the
    beautiful golem girl of my dreams.
[19:27] Prof
    But it's been nothing but failure...
[19:29] Prof
    I mean, her thighs are hard as metal!
[19:32] Prof
    And she can't adjust her strength!
[19:33] Prof
    It felt like my neck was gonna
    snap from her rubbing my head!
[19:38] Prof
    There was one other crucial defect.
[19:40] Prof
    It was missing the most important feature
[19:42] Prof
    a beautiful girl robot needs, damn it!
[19:46] Prof
    Both the giant golem and her...
[19:49] Prof
    The second I take my eyes
    off them, they go berserk!
[19:51] Prof
    Is this their rebellious phase?
[19:54] Kazuma
    Whoa, hang on a sec!
[19:56] Prof
    Parallel World Log, Day 563.
[19:59] Prof
    I'm getting back to basics.
[20:01] Prof
    Focusing on creating something that
    suits my needs, with no compromises.
[20:05] Prof
    First things first! What do I want?
[20:08] Prof
    Am I a masochist or a sadist?
    Actually, let's put a pin in that for later.
[20:12] Prof
    Parallel World Log, Day 783.
[20:15] Prof
    It's wrong! But why?!
[20:17] Prof
    Something about the face? The hairstyle?
[20:20] Prof
    Or is it the sculpt itself?
[20:22] Prof
    I'm starting over from the design phase!
[20:25] Prof
    If I start compromising now,
    it'd be a waste of all my efforts!
[20:29] Prof
    By the way, I'm a masochist!
[20:31] Prof
    Oh, crap, I'm nasty! Woo!
[20:32] Prof
    Anyway, let's put that aside for now.
[20:34] Kazuma
    Yeah, I know what this is.
    This guy is hopeless!
[20:38] Prof
    Parallel World Log, Day 1,230.
[20:41] Prof
    I've realized something.
[20:43] Prof
    It makes sense! With my talent,
[20:45] Prof
    I don't need to mess around
    with a beautiful girl golem!
[20:48] Prof
    I'll just hook up with one of the
    major technological countries,
[20:50] Prof
    then get paid and hire me a hot maid!
[20:54] Prof
    Oh, man, I am so psyched now!
[20:56] Prof
    To the goddess who sent me
    to this world, many thanks!
[21:00] Kazuma
    It was you?!
[21:03] Megumin
    "Postscript. If anyone
    is reading this journal,
[21:06] Megumin
    please take care of the
    golems around this building.
[21:10] Megumin
    None of them listen to a thing I say,
[21:12] Megumin
    but I care about them like my own children."
[21:14] Everyone
    KO! NO! SU! BA!
[21:16] Aqua
    Come on, Kazuma, let's head back!
[21:18] Aqua
    Let's say we checked the place out.
[21:21] Aqua
    I've got a bad feeling about what'll
    happen if we open this door!
[21:24] Kazuma
    What are you talking about?
[21:26] Kazuma
    The journal said there's a beautiful
    girl golem behind this door!
[21:30] Kazuma
    And there's no telling when it
    might run amok like that big one.
[21:34] Kazuma
    Veteran adventurers like us can't
    just ignore something that dangerous!
[21:39] Darkness
    What's gotten into you,
    Kazuma? This isn't like you.
[21:41] Kazuma
    It's not?
[21:42] Darkness
    But it's good that you've realized your
    responsibilities as a veteran adventurer.
[21:46] Kauma
    Why, thanks.
[21:46] Aqua
    Come on! I can already tell
    you what's gonna happen next!
[21:49] Kazuma
    Go on, then.
[21:50] Aqua
    Something freaky is gonna show up,
[21:52] Aqua
    Darkness is gonna squirm, I'm gonna cry,
[21:54] Aqua
    and Megumin's gonna scorch everything
    without listening to a word you say, Kazuma!
[21:57] Kazuma
    Well, that's no good.
[21:58] Aqua
    And then, since this valuable
    location will have been wrecked,
[22:01] Aqua
    we'll be stuck with the debt somehow!
[22:02] Kazuma
    Man, cut it out. You make
    it sound really convincing.
[22:06] Megumin
    Don't be so rude, Aqua.
[22:07] Megumin
    Even I wouldn't dare cast
    magic in a place like this.
[22:11] Megumin
    I'd do the right thing
    and wait until I'm outdoors.
[22:13] Kazuma
    Wait, what did you say?
[22:28] Darkness
    Hey, Kazuma, look!
[22:30] Kazuma
    This is it...
[22:31] Kazuma
    The beautiful girl golem created
    by my predecessor in this world!
[22:35] Kazuma
    Yes! Behind this glass case
    is the dream of every man!
[22:42] Megumin
    Hey, you want to explain
    that hand on my shoulder?
[22:46] Kazuma
    I'll do that once you tell me
    what you were about to do.
[22:52] Megumin
    If there's a button, then as a Crimson Demon,
[22:54] Megumin
    I can't rest until I've pressed it,
    even if I know what it'll do!
[22:58] Kazuma
    Don't you dare!
[22:59] Kazuma
    That's bound to result in the thing
    where whoever wakes her up
[23:02] Kazuma
    gets the "Are you my master?" question!
[23:04] Kazuma
    You'd better not press it! You hear me?!
[23:06] Aqua
    Boop.
[23:11] Aqua
    Th-That wasn't my fault.
[23:13] Aqua
    If I had to assign blame,
[23:15] Aqua
    I'd say it's Kazuma's fault for
    saying no one should press it!
[23:18] Kazuma
    Would it kill you to not do
    something stupid for once?!
[23:22] Darkness
    Everyone, quickly, get behind me!
[23:33] Golem
    Which of you is my master?
[23:36] Kazuma
    It's me.
[23:37] Megumin
    Seriously?! He didn't even hesitate!
[23:40] Aqua
    Yeah. I've never seen him
    respond so quickly to anything!
[23:43] Darkness
    Hey! Don't be this thing's master!
[23:45] Darkness
    If you're into that kind of play,
[23:47] Darkness
    I can do it with you, so get back here!
[23:50] Kazuma
    Shut it!
[23:51] Kazuma
    It's every man's dream to become the
    master of a beautiful robot girl!
[23:55] Golem
    You are my master?
[23:58] Kazuma
    Yep.
[24:04] Golem
    Now, master...
[24:06] Golem
    It's time for your punishment.
[24:10] Golem
    Sit down!
[24:11] Golem
    Down, boy! Stay! Kennel! Kennel!
[24:15] Prof
    By the way, I'm a masochist!
[24:17] Prof
    Oh, crap, I'm nasty! Woo! Oh, man, am I nasty!
[24:21] Golem
    Hey, jerk! What's up?! Squeal for me!
[24:24] Golem
    Let me hear you squeal!
    Come on, nice and loud!
[24:27] Kazuma
    The face is definitely not the problem here!
[24:32] Golem
    Enjoy play.
[24:35] Kazuma
    And that's how it happened.
[24:38] Kazuma
    Afterward, my skilled execution ensured
[24:41] Kazuma
    the golems of the ruins would rest in peace.
[24:47] Aqua
    Hey, he's been bragging
    to that rookie adventurer
[24:50] Aqua
    about his fantasies all the time lately.
[24:52] Aqua
    When in reality that crazy
    thing that came after us
[24:56] Aqua
    had Darkness squirming, me crying,
[24:59] Aqua
    and Megumin scorching everything
    without listening to a word he said!
[25:03] Aqua
    Plus, with the ruins destroyed,
[25:06] Aqua
    we even had to pay damages for
    failure to complete the quest!
[25:08] Megumin
    Shh!
[25:10] Megumin
    Something like a fan of
    Kazuma's is a rare find.
[25:13] Megumin
    Let's leave them be.
[25:15] Megumin
    It won't be long before he messes up
    and she gets sick of him, anyway!
[25:18] Darkness
    Indeed. And he's bound to come
    back crying when that happens.
[25:22] Darkness
    Let's be kind to him when he does.
[25:25] Ran
    Really? That's quite impressive!
[25:27] Ran
    Um, I'll talk to you next time!
[25:31] Kazuma
    Huh? Did I do something wrong?
[25:34] Kazuma
    No, no, nothing I can think of...
[25:36] Kazuma
    I mean, maybe I repeated the
    same story once or twice...
[25:41] Kazuma
    Thanks for the drinks!
[25:42] Waitress
    Come again!
[25:48] Kazuma
    Some kind of argument?
[25:50] Kazuma
    Since she's my first fan,
[25:52] Kazuma
    I guess a veteran adventurer
    like me should help her out.
[25:54] Ran
    I swear...
[25:56] Ran
    I heard this was going to be an easy
    job, just motivating some NEET,
[26:00] Ran
    but it's not worth what it's paying anymore!
[26:02] Ran
    He chases me down every day
    and repeats the same stories!
[26:07] Ran
    The other adventurers are starting
    to say I have terrible taste in men!
[26:10] Ran
    You gotta pay me extra for this!
[26:12] Guild
    I understand your complaints,
    but you were made aware of all this
[26:17] Guild
    when you accepted such a high-paying job.
[26:19] Guild
    That party's quite troublesome,
[26:21] Guild
    but they've managed some
    real accomplishments.
[26:23] Guild
    Too many to let them just sit idle.
[26:25] Ran
    I get that, but that doesn't
    mean I should have to...
[26:33] Aqua
    Look at that! Kazuma's quaking!
[26:36] Megumin
    Come on, don't laugh at him!
[26:38] Megumin
    This is even worse than getting sick of him!
[26:39] Megumin
    She was leading him on the whole time!
[26:42] Darkness
    W-Well, let's all be kind
    to him when he gets back...
[26:48] Guild
    Oh, um, Satou Kazuma-san!
    It's not what you think!
[26:51] Guild
    See, it was a request from the
    higher-ups at the Guild...
[26:55] Guild
    It's just... y'know, Kazuma-san,
    I've always thought you, um...
[27:01] Ran
    I just accepted the request, so...
[27:03] Ran
    But, uh, what I said about
    admiring you was true, so...
[27:09] Both
    You're sorta kinda okay, you know?
[27:15] Kazuma
    Steal!
[27:16] Both
    No!