# OVA2 - God's Blessings on This Wonderful Work Of Art!
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***SIGN*** KONOSUBA!2
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
***SIGN*** Episode 11 God's Blessings on These Wonderful Works of Art!
**[01:34] MOB**
Hey, did you hear?
**[01:35] MOB**
Kazuma's party took down another
one of the Devil King's generals.
**[01:38] MOB**
I thought for sure they were a bunch
of lunkheads, but they're pretty good!
**[01:41] MOB**
They even share their coupons!
**[01:45] Waitress**
Can I get your order?
**[01:47] Kazuma**
Give it to me straight.
**[01:49] Kazuma**
Along with something nice and smoky.
**[01:51] Waitress**
Uh, sir...
**[01:53] Waitress**
What drink do you want served straight?
**[01:56] Waitress**
And we have several different smoked meats...
**[01:58] Kazuma**
Whiskey! I meant whiskey!
**[02:00] Kazuma**
Straight means a strong whiskey, obviously!
**[02:03] Kazuma**
And for the smoked meat, y'know,
I obviously meant jerky.
**[02:06] Waitress**
I'll need the brand of whiskey
you're interested in...
**[02:10] Waitress**
And jerky is actually dried meat.
**[02:13] Waitress**
If you want something smoked,
we've got some good pork at the moment...
**[02:16] Waitress**
Then that's fine! And whatever
brand you recommend, thank you!
**[02:19] Waitress**
Coming right up!
**[02:24] Mob**
Did you see him trying to look cool just now?
**[02:26] Mob**
Kazuma can barely even
hold his liquor, though.
**[02:29] Kazuma**
*Damn it! Pipe down, peanut gallery!*
**[02:31] Ran**
A-Are you Satou Kazuma-san?
**[02:36] Ran**
I just became an adventurer recently,
and I've heard all about you!
**[02:41] Ran**
We're basically the same age,
**[02:43] Ran**
but you've beaten lots of the
Devil King's generals already!
**[02:46] Ran**
I admire you so much!
Can I shake your hand?
**[02:50] Kazuma**
You seem to have some potential.
What's your name?
**[02:54] Ran**
Ran!
**[02:56] Kazuma**
Ran, eh?
**[02:57] Kazuma**
Sounds good to me.
**[02:59] Ran**
Oh my God! I can't believe it!
**[03:01] Waitress**
Here's your drink.
**[03:05] Kazuma**
*Crap.*
**[03:06] Kazuma**
*I've only had bubbly before.*
**[03:08] Kazuma**
*But I can't embarrass myself now!*
**[03:11] Kazuma**
Ran...
**[03:13] Kazuma**
This one's my treat, as a veteran adventurer.
**[03:18] Kazuma**
If you want to be like me, you'll need
to be able to handle drinks like these.
**[03:23] Kazuma**
Thank you so much!
**[03:24] Kazuma**
I'll try!
**[03:33] Kazuma**
C-Can I help you?
Did you want a handshake, too?
**[03:37] Guild**
Not at all, Satou-san.
**[03:39] Guild**
I actually had a request for you,
**[03:42] Guild**
the veteran adventurer who just
pawned his drink off on a rookie.
**[03:46] Guild**
You wouldn't refuse in front
of a fan, would you?
**[03:52] Guild**
KONOSUBA!
**[03:54] Aqua**
What?! Fight a golem?!
**[03:57] Aqua**
Are you stupid? Are you literally stupid?
**[03:58] Aqua**
I'm not doing it! We're set for money,
**[04:01] Aqua**
so I'm going live the
easy life from now on!
**[04:04] Kazuma**
The people in town are terrified, y'know!
**[04:06] Kazuma**
Don't you feel any sense
of duty as an adventurer?!
**[04:08] Aqua**
Who was the guy whining,
"No quests! No danger!"
**[04:12] Aqua**
until just a while ago?!
**[04:15] Darkness**
Golems are big, heavy, and hard, aren't they?
**[04:18] Darkness**
I can only imagine the way something
so tough would let me have it...
**[04:22] Darkness**
Very well! I, of course,
am ready to join you!
**[04:26] Kazuma**
Looks like I don't need to explain!
**[04:27] Kazuma**
You're in too, right, Megumin?
**[04:30] Megumin**
I'm afraid that I need more girth than
a golem offers to be satisfied anymore.
**[04:34] Kazuma**
You, the hothead who's
always ready to fight?!
**[04:37] Megumin**
Do you think I'm a charging
bull or a berserker?!
**[04:40] Megumin**
I have the right to choose who
I use my Explosion magic—
**[04:44] Kazuma**
This kind of enemy would
be trouble, normally,
**[04:47] Kazuma**
but with you there, it'll be over in one blast.
**[04:49] Kazuma**
And once you do this,
your already significant fame
**[04:52] Kazuma**
is bound to shine even brighter.
**[04:55] Kazuma**
The tale will be told for generations.
**[04:56] Kazuma**
And the Legend of Megumin
gains a another meaty chapter.
**[05:02] Megumin**
Well, I suppose I have to, then!
Let's go! Right now!
**[05:06] Aqua**
How can you be such a pushover, Megumin?
**[05:09] Aqua**
Well, I'm not going! I'll watch the house.
***SIGN*** Kill Quest
***SIGN*** Eliminate the golem that guards the ruins
***SIGN*** Difficulty Level:
**[05:22] Aqua**
Give it back! Give me back my holy implement!
**[05:24] Kazuma**
That must be it.
**[05:26] Aqua**
Come on! Give it back!
**[05:26] Darkness**
The giant golem doesn't seem
to be around, at a glance.
**[05:28] Aqua**
Come on, Kazuma!
**[05:29] Aqua**
You better not think you
can get away with this!
**[05:29] Megumin**
Could it have wandered off?
**[05:32] Aqua**
You can get into a lot of trouble
using this thing without being holy!
**[05:32] Megumin**
That won't do! It'll be a loss
to the page count of my legend!
**[05:35] Aqua**
Don't blame me!
**[05:36] Aqua**
Seriously, it'll be bad!
**[05:36] Kazuma**
Guess we'll have to get closer.
**[05:37] Aqua**
And it won't be my fault!
Just give it back, you thieving NEET!
**[05:41] Kazuma**
Oh, put a sock in it!
**[05:42] Kazuma**
If it's really that important,
you should take better care of it!
**[05:45] Kazuma**
You were using it to hang out the laundry!
**[05:48] Kazuma**
Well, now that we're here,
there's no running!
**[05:51] Kazuma**
Megumin can one-shot this thing. Just relax!
**[05:54] Aqua**
You do have a point.
**[05:56] Aqua**
Oh, well!
**[05:57] Aqua**
Since it's a small fry
that Megumin can one-shot,
**[05:59] Aqua**
let's wrap it up and head home!
**[06:02] Kazuma**
Why do you like setting
ominous flags so much?
**[06:05] Darkness**
All right, I'll head into the ruins first, then.
**[06:08] Darkness**
The golem could be lurking somewhere.
**[06:10] Darkness**
I's times like these when
you should rely on me.
**[06:13] Kazuma**
Yeah. You're usually useless once
the real trouble starts, after all.
**[06:18] Kazuma**
Okay, Megumin, stand by
on the edge of the ruins.
**[06:21] Megumin**
Leave it to me!
**[06:22] Megumin**
I'll blow it *and* the ruins to smithereens!
**[06:25] Kazuma**
Yeah, they didn't ask for all that.
**[06:31] Aqua**
Hey, I think the ground is shaking...
**[06:38] Darkness**
Kazuma! I think this might
be a bit much, even for me!
**[06:42] Aqua**
K-Kazuma-san...
**[06:43] Kazuma**
Yeah?
**[06:44] Aqua**
This is really bad, isn't it?
**[06:47] Megumin**
Kazuma, this thing...
**[06:48] Kazuma**
Yeah?
**[06:49] Megumin**
What is it?!
**[06:54] Kazuma**
Well, it's pretty obviously not a golem!
It's a giant humanoid robot!
**[06:59] Kazuma**
A Japanese guy who got reincarnated
here is definitely behind this!
**[07:08] Kazuma**
You okay, Darkness?!
**[07:11] Kazuma**
What's wrong?!
**[07:11] Darkness**
Kazuma, this is bad!
It's lighter than it looks!
**[07:15] Darkness**
It won't be able to really let me have it!
**[07:17] Darkness**
Although there is something appealing
**[07:20] Darkness**
about getting trampled by
something this large...
**[07:23] Kazuma**
Hey, Megumin!
**[07:25] Kazuma**
Do the Explosion magic
before it's too late for her,
**[07:27] Kazuma**
in more ways than one!
**[07:28] Megumin**
I won't!
**[07:29] Kazuma**
All right, we'll— Wait, what?
**[07:32] Megumin**
I could never destroy such
a cool-looking golem!
**[07:36] Megumin**
Kazuma, Kazuma, let's capture
it somehow and bring it home!
**[07:40] Kazuma**
This is an emergency!
What are you saying?!
**[07:42] Megumin**
I promise to feed it and take care of it!
**[07:45] Megumin**
I'll even handle walks and training!
**[07:48] Kazuma**
A pet?! You want a pet that size?!
**[07:50] Kazuma**
What is wrong with your brain?!
**[07:52] Aqua**
Hey, Kazuma! Darkness is...
**[08:05] Darkness**
S-Stop it!
**[08:08] Darkness**
Th-This is salacious!
**[08:11] Kazuma**
We should see how this plays out.
**[08:13] Megumin**
This man!
**[08:14] Darkness**
N-No!
**[08:14] Megumin**
That said, what do we do?
**[08:17] Darkness**
Don't think you'll have your way with me!
**[08:17] Megumin**
Darkness is in real trouble,
**[08:19] Megumin**
but I can't bring myself to damage that
gleaming metal and dynamic form...
**[08:22] Darkness**
Y-You may as well kill me!
**[08:24] Aqua**
I'll make you an even cooler one!
Just do something, now!
**[08:28] Megumin**
I'll hold you to that, all right?
**[08:31] Megumin**
It has to be even cooler than that one!
**[08:35] Darkness**
More... Do it more!
**[08:38] Kazuma**
Darkness! Get over here before
she finishes the incantation!
**[08:41] Megumin**
In the name of the crucible
of precepts that I encompass,
**[08:44] Megumin**
the abyssal flesh howls!
**[08:46] Megumin**
Now, become one with my vermilion conquest!
**[08:53] Darkness**
The feeling in my chest!
**[08:56] Kazuma**
Do it, Megumin!
**[08:58] Darkness**
Rupture forth, Explosion!
**[09:17] Darkness**
I am totally satisfied today!
**[09:19] Kazuma**
I bet.
**[09:20] Darkness**
Not only did I take a beating
like none I've had in ages,
**[09:22] Darkness**
but it was under a filthy gaze!
**[09:24] Kazuma**
Hey!
**[09:24] Darkness**
It's been so long since I took
on such a fulfilling quest!
**[09:28] Kazuma**
I wasn't even watching!
My filthy gaze wasn't aimed at you!
**[09:34] Megumin**
Aqua, let's take the golem's
wreckage back with us!
**[09:37] Megumin**
I'm sure that'll speed
along our construction!
**[09:39] Aqua**
How are we supposed to carry
something that heavy?
**[09:42] Megumin**
It's magnificent...
**[09:42] Aqua**
I'll make you a
Transforming-Combining Dendromaiden
**[09:45] Aqua**
out of milk cartons when
we get back, so be patient.
**[09:48] Megumin**
Milk cartons?
**[09:50] Kazuma**
Man...
**[09:55] Kazuma**
*Wait. That seems like bad news.*
**[09:58] Aqua**
Well, we're pretty awesome for taking
that thing out and coming out of it okay!
**[10:02] Aqua**
Since we all did such a good job today,
**[10:05] Aqua**
let's head home and have something tasty!
**[10:07] Kazuma**
Idiot! Why do you have to
keep setting flags like that?!
**[10:15] Kazuma**
KONOSUBA!
**[10:17] Kazuma**
And so, after realizing it was a bit
much for Darkness to handle alone,
**[10:22] Kazuma**
I courageously distracted the golem,
**[10:25] Kazuma**
and that gave Megumin the chance to
nail it with her Explosion magic.
**[10:29] Kazuma**
By the way, Aqua didn't do squat.
**[10:32] Kazuma**
But that's just how it works
when we're on the case.
**[10:37] Ran**
Your party is so amazing!
**[10:40] Kazuma**
*Well, that bit at the end with the explosion*
**[10:42] Kazuma**
*had a few exaggerations for dramatic effect,*
**[10:46] Kazuma**
* but I need to make things interesting*
* for my first fan, don't I?*
**[10:50] Mitsurugi**
Satou Kazuma! Why, if it isn't Satou Kazuma!
**[10:53] Mitsurugi**
You're drinking in the afternoon
in a place like this?
**[10:56] Mitsurugi**
Where's Aqua-sama?
**[10:57] Mitsurugi**
Is she not with you?
**[10:59] Kazuma**
You're...
**[11:02] Kazuma**
Was it... Yamamoto?
**[11:03] Kazuma**
No, Tanaka?
**[11:05] Kazuma**
Take...
**[11:05] MItsurugi**
You're not even close! It's Mitsurugi!
**[11:08] MItsurugi**
Mitsurugi Kyouya!
Try to remember it, please!
**[11:11] Ran**
M-M-Mitsurugi-san?!
**[11:13] Ran**
Mitsurugi-san, the hero who's
famous for wielding a cursed sword?!
**[11:16] Kazuma**
Wait. What is this?
**[11:18] Ran**
You're him, right? The Mitsurugi-san
who's even been the talk of the capitol?!
**[11:21] Ran**
I think I heard you defeated an
ancient dragon with a single attack!
**[11:24] Ran**
Um, m-my name is Ran!
**[11:27] Ran**
Is it okay if I... if I sh-shake your hand?
**[11:32] Mitsurugi**
Hello there. It's nice to—
**[11:34] Kazuma**
I remember now!
**[11:36] Kazuma**
Mitsurugi, right.
As in the Mitsurugi who lost to me!
**[11:39] Kazuma**
Sorry, our contest ended so
quickly, I completely forgot!
**[11:43] Ran**
Huh? Mitsurugi-san?
**[11:44] Kazuma**
I see, I see! You beat
an ancient dragon, huh?
**[11:47] Kazuma**
Wow, gosh, that sure is something!
**[11:51] Kazuma**
By the way, I've taken down three
of the Devil King's generals.
**[11:57] Mitsurugi**
You never change, do you?
**[11:59] Kazuma**
Oh, is that Gram the
Cursed Sword you got there?
**[12:02] Kazuma**
You were able to track it down and
buy it back, eh, Mitsurugi-kun?
**[12:05] Kazuma**
Well, good for you!
**[12:07] Kazuma**
You look tougher for your efforts,
Mitsurugi-kun, my boy!
**[12:12] Guild**
Excuse me, Satou Kazuma-san?
**[12:15] Guild**
I have a request for you,
**[12:16] Guild**
the man who defeated three of
the Devil King's generals...
**[12:21] Kazuma**
Before you start, I'm not
accepting any quests!
**[12:24] Kazuma**
We just got through with
that hellish golem hunt!
**[12:28] Ran**
But you said it was easy
and you got out unscathed.
**[12:31] Kazuma**
KONO...SUBA...
**[12:33] Aqua**
What?! You took on another weird quest?!
**[12:37] Aqua**
Are you stupid?
**[12:38] Aqua**
Are you one of those idiots
who only pretends to be smart?
**[12:40] Aqua**
This should be obvious,
but I'm really busy right now!
**[12:43] Aqua**
Stop trying to save face and
head to the Guild to cancel!
**[12:48] Megumin**
Aqua's right!
**[12:50] Megumin**
We don't have time to waste
on that kind of nonsense!
**[12:53] Megumin**
Now, let's put that request out of our heads
**[12:56] Megumin**
and finish Dendromaiden! Quickly!
**[12:58] Megumin**
We need to finish the construction of
Transforming-Combining Dendromaiden!
**[13:01] Kazuma**
Hey, is that thing really
made out of milk cartons?
**[13:04] Aqua**
Sure is. You want one, Kazuma?
**[13:07] Aqua**
Well, you can't have one!
**[13:08] Aqua**
There's only one Transforming-Combining
Dendromaiden in the whole world.
**[13:12] Aqua**
If you want it, you'll have
to negotiate with Megumin.
**[13:14] Aqua**
* I bet she'd actually be successful if she*
* was doing anything else with her life.*
**[13:19] Darkness**
Well, we should at least
hear what kind of request it is.
**[13:24] Darkness**
If it's a fearsome foe...
**[13:26] Darkness**
I wouldn't be opposed to accepting it!
**[13:29] Megumin**
Transforming-Combining Dendromaiden!
Transforming-Combining Dendromaiden!
**[13:29] Aqua**
I'd rather hold off on doing
any quests for a while...
**[13:32] Kazuma**
It'll be fine.
**[13:33] Kazuma**
They just want us to explore the
ruins we cleared out the other day.
**[13:34] Megumin**
Transforming-Combining Dendromaiden!
**[13:36] Kazuma**
Plus, since we defeated the golem
that was guarding the place,
**[13:40] Kazuma**
we can take any treasure we find back with—
**[13:44] Aqua**
Let's do it!
**[13:45] Everyone**
KO-NO-SU-BA!
***SIGN*** Guild Request
***SIGN*** Investigate inside the ruins
***SIGN*** Difficulty Level: Unknown
**[13:49] Aqua**
Say, this is just about
peeking inside, right?
**[13:53] Aqua**
Couldn't you just use your Lurk
skill and handle it yourself?
**[13:58] Kazuma**
I don't mind doing it that way,
**[14:00] Kazuma**
but I'll be keeping all the treasure I find.
**[14:03] Aqua**
Off we go!
**[14:04] Everyone**
KONOSUBA!
**[14:10] Megumin**
All of this magical equipment
defies even my comprehension...
**[14:13] Megumin**
What could it be used for?
**[14:18] Darkness**
From the faint aroma of this thing,
I'd guess it was a container for perfume?
**[14:23] Kazuma**
*That's an air freshener for a toilet!*
**[14:26] Kazuma**
*I'm sure of it...*
**[14:27] Kazuma**
* This place was built by a Japanese*
* person who reincarnated here!*
**[14:32] Kazuma**
Hey! My Enemy Detection skill just went off!
**[14:35] Aqua**
It's probably just a smaller version
of that golem we beat before.
**[14:39] Aqua**
Which means that Darkness
should be able to handle it.
**[14:42] Aqua**
And while she has its attention,
Kazuma takes it down!
**[14:46] Aqua**
It's not like Megumin and I can do
anything against an indoor golem,
**[14:50] Aqua**
so we'll be cheering from the rear!
**[14:52] Kazuma**
How about you cast support
magic from the rear instead?!
**[14:55] Aqua**
You've got to be kidding me!
**[14:57] Aqua**
My holy magic gets its power
from the prayers of my believers!
**[15:01] Aqua**
Why would I waste that on some shut-in NEET?
**[15:07] Aqua**
Why?! Why does it always happen to me?!
**[15:09] Aqua**
Am I really that popular?!
**[15:11] Kazuma**
Darkness, use Decoy!
Lure them away with your skill!
**[15:14] Darkness**
I already used it, but something's not right!
**[15:17] Darkness**
Could it be...
**[15:20] Megumin**
Aqua! Those are ghosts, or something
else that has possessed the golems!
**[15:24] Megumin**
Ghosts that have possessed a humanoid shape!
**[15:27] Megumin**
Undead, in other words!
**[15:30] Aqua**
God Blow!
**[15:39] Aqua**
God...
**[15:42] Aqua**
Requiem.
**[15:47] Aqua**
I am on fire today.
**[15:51] Megumin**
We haven't found anything
that looks valuable yet.
**[15:55] Darkness**
And this looks like the last room.
**[15:57] Kazuma**
Is this a vault?
**[15:58] Kazuma**
Maybe there's a hint on how
to open it somewhere...
**[16:01] Aqua**
What's this?
**[16:03] Aqua**
Is it a journal?
**[16:08] Megumin**
What in the world is that?
**[16:10] Megumin**
I'm a Crimson Demon, and even I've
never seen this language before.
**[16:13] Aqua**
It's Japanese.
**[16:15] Kazuma**
*What did the person who wrote this think?*
**[16:19] Kazuma**
* I feel a little guilty about reading*
* someone else's journal, but...*
**[16:25] Aqua**
"Parallel World Log, Day 1.
**[16:27] Aqua**
Today I arrived in this world
at the request of a goddess.
**[16:32] Aqua**
I was sent to defeat the Devil King
and save this world.
**[16:36] Aqua**
I'm sure it'll be an incredibly difficult task,
**[16:38] Aqua**
but I'm determined to see it through."
**[16:41] Kazuma**
*Hearing that made me feel embarrassed.*
**[16:45] Kazuma**
* We were sent to this world for the same*
* reason, but what have I been doing?*
**[16:50] Kazuma**
*If the receptionist lady hadn't sent me here,*
**[16:52] Kazuma**
*I'd probably be lazing around today...*
**[16:56] Aqua**
"Parallel World Log, Day 7.
**[16:59] Aqua**
I tested the power that
the goddess granted me.
**[17:02] Aqua**
It has its conditions for use,
**[17:04] Aqua**
but it's incredibly powerful.
It lets me create whatever I want.
**[17:10] Aqua**
With it, I think I could
even conquer the world.
**[17:15] Aqua**
But my wish remains the same:
**[17:17] Aqua**
defeat the Devil King,
and save the people of this world."
**[17:22] Kazuma**
*The power to create whatever he wanted...*
**[17:24] Kazuma**
* That's definitely a cheat-level power*
* that'd make world conquest possible.*
**[17:28] Kazuma**
*But he, in spite of it all,*
**[17:31] Kazuma**
*still wanted to save this world!*
**[17:35] Aqua**
"Parallel World Log, Day 113.
**[17:38] Aqua**
I've been trying, but struggling,
**[17:39] Aqua**
to create something that can
stand against the Devil King.
**[17:42] Aqua**
I think the conditions that come
with my power may be the problem.
**[17:46] Aqua**
I need a strong desire to
be able to create things...
**[17:50] Aqua**
Essentially, how much do I
want the thing I'm making?
**[17:54] Aqua**
Does that mean I don't want to defeat
the Devil King badly enough?
**[17:59] Aqua**
my doubts keep piling up."
**[18:01] Kazuma**
* The journal makes it clear*
* how much he struggled.*
**[18:05] Kazuma**
*And at the same time,*
**[18:06] Kazuma**
* I saw how much he was practicing*
* the writing of this world.*
**[18:10] Kazuma**
* The Japanese language gradually*
* began to dwindle in the journal,*
**[18:14] Kazuma**
* until it was replaced with*
* this world's language.*
**[18:18] Aqua**
"I understand what I really want.
**[18:22] Aqua**
But it's not as if I don't want
to defeat the Devil King.
**[18:26] Aqua**
I'm so lost. Just what is it I should do?
**[18:30] Aqua**
I asked myself that question again and again.
**[18:33] Aqua**
And after I finally overcame my doubts..."
**[18:38] Prof**
*I'm giving up on defeating the Demon King.*
**[18:41] Prof**
* I mean, what do you want?*
* I used to be a NEET!*
**[18:45] Prof**
* I can't change that much on the inside*
* just because I came to another world!*
**[18:49] Prof**
*I'm gonna do what I want from now on,*
**[18:50] Prof**
*and make only the stuff I really want to.*
**[18:53] Prof**
* First up is every man's dream,*
* a beautiful robot girl.*
**[18:56] Prof**
*A giant robot would be good, too.*
**[18:59] Prof**
*Oh, man, maybe both!*
**[19:01] Kazuma**
*Hey, now...*
**[19:02] Prof**
* I built a giant robot,*
* or I guess, a giant golem.*
**[19:05] Prof**
*But it's no good! I can't pilot it.*
**[19:08] Prof**
*I tried, but nope.*
**[19:10] Prof**
* It felt like being tossed around*
* inside a washing machine.*
**[19:14] Prof**
* But since I already built it, I'll have*
* it guard this place or something.*
**[19:18] Prof**
*Oh! Gotta remember to add a self-destruct.*
**[19:22] Prof**
*Parallel World Log Day 289.*
**[19:24] Prof**
* Time to start development on the*
* beautiful golem girl of my dreams.*
**[19:27] Prof**
*But it's been nothing but failure...*
**[19:29] Prof**
*I mean, her thighs are hard as metal!*
**[19:32] Prof**
*And she can't adjust her strength!*
**[19:33] Prof**
* It felt like my neck was gonna*
* snap from her rubbing my head!*
**[19:38] Prof**
*There was one other crucial defect.*
**[19:40] Prof**
*It was missing the most important feature*
**[19:42] Prof**
*a beautiful girl robot needs, damn it!*
**[19:46] Prof**
*Both the giant golem and her...*
**[19:49] Prof**
* The second I take my eyes*
* off them, they go berserk!*
**[19:51] Prof**
*Is this their rebellious phase?*
**[19:54] Kazuma**
*Whoa, hang on a sec!*
**[19:56] Prof**
*Parallel World Log, Day 563.*
**[19:59] Prof**
*I'm getting back to basics.*
**[20:01] Prof**
* Focusing on creating something that*
* suits my needs, with no compromises.*
**[20:05] Prof**
*First things first! What do I want?*
**[20:08] Prof**
* Am I a masochist or a sadist?*
* Actually, let's put a pin in that for later.*
**[20:12] Prof**
*Parallel World Log, Day 783.*
**[20:15] Prof**
*It's wrong! But why?!*
**[20:17] Prof**
*Something about the face? The hairstyle?*
**[20:20] Prof**
*Or is it the sculpt itself?*
**[20:22] Prof**
*I'm starting over from the design phase!*
**[20:25] Prof**
* If I start compromising now,*
* it'd be a waste of all my efforts!*
**[20:29] Prof**
*By the way, I'm a masochist!*
**[20:31] Prof**
*Oh, crap, I'm nasty! Woo!*
**[20:32] Prof**
*Anyway, let's put that aside for now.*
**[20:34] Kazuma**
* Yeah, I know what this is.*
* This guy is hopeless!*
**[20:38] Prof**
*Parallel World Log, Day 1,230.*
**[20:41] Prof**
*I've realized something.*
**[20:43] Prof**
*It makes sense! With my talent,*
**[20:45] Prof**
* I don't need to mess around*
* with a beautiful girl golem!*
**[20:48] Prof**
* I'll just hook up with one of the*
* major technological countries,*
**[20:50] Prof**
*then get paid and hire me a hot maid!*
**[20:54] Prof**
*Oh, man, I am so psyched now!*
**[20:56] Prof**
* To the goddess who sent me*
* to this world, many thanks!*
**[21:00] Kazuma**
It was you?!
**[21:03] Megumin**
"Postscript. If anyone
is reading this journal,
**[21:06] Megumin**
please take care of the
golems around this building.
**[21:10] Megumin**
None of them listen to a thing I say,
**[21:12] Megumin**
but I care about them like my own children."
**[21:14] Everyone**
KO! NO! SU! BA!
**[21:16] Aqua**
Come on, Kazuma, let's head back!
**[21:18] Aqua**
Let's say we checked the place out.
**[21:21] Aqua**
I've got a bad feeling about what'll
happen if we open this door!
**[21:24] Kazuma**
What are you talking about?
**[21:26] Kazuma**
The journal said there's a beautiful
girl golem behind this door!
**[21:30] Kazuma**
And there's no telling when it
might run amok like that big one.
**[21:34] Kazuma**
Veteran adventurers like us can't
just ignore something that dangerous!
**[21:39] Darkness**
What's gotten into you,
Kazuma? This isn't like you.
**[21:41] Kazuma**
It's not?
**[21:42] Darkness**
But it's good that you've realized your
responsibilities as a veteran adventurer.
**[21:46] Kauma**
Why, thanks.
**[21:46] Aqua**
Come on! I can already tell
you what's gonna happen next!
**[21:49] Kazuma**
Go on, then.
**[21:50] Aqua**
Something freaky is gonna show up,
**[21:52] Aqua**
Darkness is gonna squirm, I'm gonna cry,
**[21:54] Aqua**
and Megumin's gonna scorch everything
without listening to a word you say, Kazuma!
**[21:57] Kazuma**
Well, that's no good.
**[21:58] Aqua**
And then, since this valuable
location will have been wrecked,
**[22:01] Aqua**
we'll be stuck with the debt somehow!
**[22:02] Kazuma**
Man, cut it out. You make
it sound really convincing.
**[22:06] Megumin**
Don't be so rude, Aqua.
**[22:07] Megumin**
Even I wouldn't dare cast
magic in a place like this.
**[22:11] Megumin**
I'd do the right thing
and wait until I'm outdoors.
**[22:13] Kazuma**
Wait, what did you say?
**[22:28] Darkness**
Hey, Kazuma, look!
**[22:30] Kazuma**
This is it...
**[22:31] Kazuma**
The beautiful girl golem created
by my predecessor in this world!
**[22:35] Kazuma**
Yes! Behind this glass case
is the dream of every man!
**[22:42] Megumin**
Hey, you want to explain
that hand on my shoulder?
**[22:46] Kazuma**
I'll do that once you tell me
what you were about to do.
**[22:52] Megumin**
If there's a button, then as a Crimson Demon,
**[22:54] Megumin**
I can't rest until I've pressed it,
even if I know what it'll do!
**[22:58] Kazuma**
Don't you dare!
**[22:59] Kazuma**
That's bound to result in the thing
where whoever wakes her up
**[23:02] Kazuma**
gets the "Are you my master?" question!
**[23:04] Kazuma**
You'd better not press it! You hear me?!
**[23:06] Aqua**
Boop.
**[23:11] Aqua**
Th-That wasn't my fault.
**[23:13] Aqua**
If I had to assign blame,
**[23:15] Aqua**
I'd say it's Kazuma's fault for
saying no one should press it!
**[23:18] Kazuma**
Would it kill you to not do
something stupid for once?!
**[23:22] Darkness**
Everyone, quickly, get behind me!
**[23:33] Golem**
Which of you is my master?
**[23:36] Kazuma**
It's me.
**[23:37] Megumin**
Seriously?! He didn't even hesitate!
**[23:40] Aqua**
Yeah. I've never seen him
respond so quickly to anything!
**[23:43] Darkness**
Hey! Don't be this thing's master!
**[23:45] Darkness**
If you're into that kind of play,
**[23:47] Darkness**
I can do it with you, so get back here!
**[23:50] Kazuma**
Shut it!
**[23:51] Kazuma**
It's every man's dream to become the
master of a beautiful robot girl!
**[23:55] Golem**
You are my master?
**[23:58] Kazuma**
Yep.
**[24:04] Golem**
Now, master...
**[24:06] Golem**
It's time for your punishment.
**[24:10] Golem**
Sit down!
**[24:11] Golem**
Down, boy! Stay! Kennel! Kennel!
**[24:15] Prof**
*By the way, I'm a masochist!*
**[24:17] Prof**
*Oh, crap, I'm nasty! Woo! Oh, man, am I nasty!*
**[24:21] Golem**
Hey, jerk! What's up?! Squeal for me!
**[24:24] Golem**
Let me hear you squeal!
Come on, nice and loud!
**[24:27] Kazuma**
The face is definitely not the problem here!
**[24:32] Golem**
Enjoy play.
**[24:35] Kazuma**
And that's how it happened.
**[24:38] Kazuma**
Afterward, my skilled execution ensured
**[24:41] Kazuma**
the golems of the ruins would rest in peace.
**[24:47] Aqua**
Hey, he's been bragging
to that rookie adventurer
**[24:50] Aqua**
about his fantasies all the time lately.
**[24:52] Aqua**
When in reality that crazy
thing that came after us
**[24:56] Aqua**
had Darkness squirming, me crying,
**[24:59] Aqua**
and Megumin scorching everything
without listening to a word he said!
**[25:03] Aqua**
Plus, with the ruins destroyed,
**[25:06] Aqua**
we even had to pay damages for
failure to complete the quest!
**[25:08] Megumin**
Shh!
**[25:10] Megumin**
Something like a fan of
Kazuma's is a rare find.
**[25:13] Megumin**
Let's leave them be.
**[25:15] Megumin**
It won't be long before he messes up
and she gets sick of him, anyway!
**[25:18] Darkness**
Indeed. And he's bound to come
back crying when that happens.
**[25:22] Darkness**
Let's be kind to him when he does.
**[25:25] Ran**
Really? That's quite impressive!
**[25:27] Ran**
Um, I'll talk to you next time!
**[25:31] Kazuma**
*Huh? Did I do something wrong?*
**[25:34] Kazuma**
*No, no, nothing I can think of...*
**[25:36] Kazuma**
* I mean, maybe I repeated the*
* same story once or twice...*
**[25:41] Kazuma**
Thanks for the drinks!
**[25:42] Waitress**
Come again!
**[25:48] Kazuma**
Some kind of argument?
**[25:50] Kazuma**
Since she's my first fan,
**[25:52] Kazuma**
I guess a veteran adventurer
like me should help her out.
**[25:54] Ran**
I swear...
**[25:56] Ran**
I heard this was going to be an easy
job, just motivating some NEET,
**[26:00] Ran**
but it's not worth what it's paying anymore!
**[26:02] Ran**
He chases me down every day
and repeats the same stories!
**[26:07] Ran**
The other adventurers are starting
to say I have terrible taste in men!
**[26:10] Ran**
You gotta pay me extra for this!
**[26:12] Guild**
I understand your complaints,
but you were made aware of all this
**[26:17] Guild**
when you accepted such a high-paying job.
**[26:19] Guild**
That party's quite troublesome,
**[26:21] Guild**
but they've managed some
real accomplishments.
**[26:23] Guild**
Too many to let them just sit idle.
**[26:25] Ran**
I get that, but that doesn't
mean I should have to...
**[26:33] Aqua**
Look at that! Kazuma's quaking!
**[26:36] Megumin**
Come on, don't laugh at him!
**[26:38] Megumin**
This is even worse than getting sick of him!
**[26:39] Megumin**
She was leading him on the whole time!
**[26:42] Darkness**
W-Well, let's all be kind
to him when he gets back...
**[26:48] Guild**
Oh, um, Satou Kazuma-san!
It's not what you think!
**[26:51] Guild**
See, it was a request from the
higher-ups at the Guild...
**[26:55] Guild**
It's just... y'know, Kazuma-san,
I've always thought you, um...
**[27:01] Ran**
I just accepted the request, so...
**[27:03] Ran**
But, uh, what I said about
admiring you was true, so...
**[27:09] Both**
You're sorta kinda okay, you know?
**[27:15] Kazuma**
Steal!
**[27:16] Both**
No!