E7 - A Second Death in This Freezing Season! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] Kaz     Where am I? [00:13] Kaz     Oh, did I die again? SIGN    KONOSUBA     God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! SIGN    KONOSUBA     God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! SIGN    Episode 7 SIGN    "A Second Death in This Freezing Season!" [01:53] Kaz     After the battle with Verdia,     a leader in the Devil King's army, [01:56] Kaz     the season turned to winter. [01:58] Kaz     That day, I groaned wholeheartedly,     as if I were coughing up blood: [02:04] Kaz     I want money! [02:06] Aqua     Huh? Everyone wants that, obviously! [02:10] Aqua     Anyway, you're entirely too unresourceful. [02:12] Aqua     You make a goddess like myself     sleep in a stable every single night! [02:16] Aqua     Aren't you ashamed of yourself? [02:19] Aqua     If you understand that,     then give me more luxury. [02:22] Aqua     Spoil me more! [02:25] Kaz     Do you not get why I want more money? [02:29] Aqua     Huh? [02:30] Kaz     Debt! [02:33] Kaz     Thanks to the debt you've racked up, [02:35] Kaz     most of the reward money we earn [02:38] Kaz     from every quest we do is     deducted to repay those debts! [02:41] Kaz     Just this morning... Just this morning, [02:43] Kaz     when I awoke in the straw of the stable,     my eyelashes were frozen solid! [02:48] Kaz     If I keep sleeping in that stable,     I'm going to freeze to death for sure! [02:54] Aqua     I can't help it! [02:56] Aqua     This city may have perished     in that battle with Verdia, [02:59] Aqua     if not for my super astounding efforts! [03:02] Aqua     You should exalt me more! [03:04] Aqua     All of you should praise me,     praise me, and spoil me rotten! [03:07] Kaz     You attention whore! [03:09] Kaz     If your feats were that astounding, [03:12] Kaz     then the rewards, accolades,     and debt are all yours! [03:16] Kaz     Pay off your debts on your own. [03:19] Aqua     Wait! I'm sorry! [03:21] Aqua     I apologize for getting carried     away, so don't abandon me! [03:25] Dark     Why all the fuss so early in the morning? [03:27] Megu     Do we have some nice job lined up? [03:30] Kaz     No, we haven't started looking for work yet. [03:33] Kaz     Given the situation and all... [03:37] C     What'll we do today? [03:38] D     I'm sleeping at the inn. It's cold! [03:41] Megu     The reward for fighting off a     leader in the Devil King's army [03:44] Megu     was distributed to every     adventurer who participated. [03:48] Megu     There's no reason for anyone to go     hunting dangerous winter monsters [03:51] Megu     when their coin pouches are full. [03:53] Megu     I gladly welcome it, personally. [03:56] Dark     S-So do I. [03:58] Dark     The stronger the enemy, the better. [04:00] All     KO-NO-SU-BA! [04:06] Kaz     The reward is well and good, but there     seriously aren't any decent quests... [04:09] Dark     Kazuma, Kazuma! [04:10] Kaz     I'm Kazuma. [04:11] Dark     How about this? [04:13] Dark     A kill quest for a pack of White Wolves.     The reward is a million eris! [04:17] Dark     Just imagining a pack of wild     beasts making a mess of me... [04:23] Kaz     Nope. [04:24] Megu     Kazuma, Kazuma! [04:25] Kaz     Yes, I'm Kazuma. [04:26] Megu     How about this? [04:28] Megu     A kill quest for a One-Shot Bear! [04:31] Megu     Now is the time for me to     teach it which of us has [04:35] Megu     the stronger one-shot attack     with my explosion magic! [04:38] Kaz     I want nothing to do with a monster     with such a dangerous-sounding name. [04:41] Kaz     I bet we'd die instantly if it     so much as grazed our necks. [04:46] Kaz     "The mobile fortress 'Destroyer' is approaching, [04:49] Kaz     so we are recruiting scouts to     predict the route it will take." [04:52] Kaz     What is this? What's a "Destroyer"? [04:56] Dark     The Destroyer is the Destroyer. [04:58] Dark     It's a massive fortress     that moves at high speed. [05:01] Megu     It lumbers around, trampling everything. [05:04] Megu     It's oddly popular with children. [05:06] Kaz     I see. I don't get it. [05:09] Kaz     Let's see. What's this? [05:13] Kaz     A Snow Sprite kill quest? [05:15] Kaz     Hey, what are Snow Sprites? [05:18] Kaz     They don't sound all that     strong, based on the name, [05:22] Kaz     but it says the reward is 100,000 eris each. [05:24] Megu     There are lots of Snow     Sprites in the snowy plains. [05:27] Megu     It's said that spring will come half a     day sooner for every one you kill. [05:31] Kaz     Wow. [05:31] Megu     They're very weak monsters,     so they're easily defeated, but... [05:34] Aqua     If we're accepting that     quest, I'll go get ready! [05:37] Kaz     Hey, wait. [05:39] Kaz     You're laughing? [05:40] Dark     Snow Sprites, huh? [05:43] Kaz     Why does this masochistic crusader,     who always wants to fight strong monsters, [05:49] Kaz     look so happy? [05:52] Kaz     Still, money takes priority right now! [06:00] Kaz     These are Snow Sprites? [06:02] Kaz     Hey, can't you do something     about that outfit? [06:06] Kaz     You look like some dumb kid going     cicada-catching in the middle of winter. [06:09] Aqua     I can catch Snow Sprites     with this, and bottle them up. [06:13] Aqua     I had the idea that if we mix     them in with our drinks, [06:17] Aqua     we can have ice-cold drinks whenever we want! [06:20] Aqua     Well? Aren't I smart?! [06:22] Kaz     I can see how this is going to play out... [06:25] Kaz     Darkness, what happened to your armor? [06:27] Kaz     Are you going to be all right in that gear? [06:31] Dark     No problem. [06:33] Dark     I'm a little cold, but that in itself is... [06:39] Kaz     I guess a pervert with steamy thoughts     has a high body temperature to match. SIGN    Kill Quest SIGN    Kill the Snow Sprites! [06:53] Kaz     Number three, wait! [06:57] Kaz     Damn! It's darting all over! [07:00] Aqua     There! [07:01] Aqua     I caught my fourth one! Kazuma, look here! [07:05] Aqua     I caught a bunch! [07:08] Kaz     If my kill count comes out too low, [07:11] Kaz     I'll kill the Snow Sprites she caught, too. [07:15] Kaz     Now! [07:20] Megu     Kazuma! [07:20] Kaz     What? [07:21] Megu     Can I blow away all the ones in     the area with explosion magic? [07:24] Kaz     All right! Wipe them all out! [07:26] Megu     Roger! [07:29] Megu     By my efflux of deep crimson, [07:31] Megu     topple this white world! [07:36] Megu     Explosion! [08:04] Kaz     Hey, are you all right? [08:08] Megu     I got eight of them. [08:10] Megu     That makes nine defeated Snow Sprites total. [08:13] Megu     I even went up a level. [08:16] Kaz     Oh, nice going! [08:17] Kaz     It would've been a little cooler if you     weren't buried in the snow, though. [08:22] Kaz     What the heck? [08:23] Kaz     Killing Snow Sprites is totally delectable! [08:28] Kaz     Why doesn't everybody do this? [08:31] Dark     There it is! [08:32] kaz     Huh? [08:38] Kaz     Wh-What is that?! [08:39] Dark     So exciting... [08:42] Kaz     Sh-She's playing dead... [08:44] Aqua     Kazuma! [08:46] Aqua     I'll tell you why adventurers don't     accept Snow Sprite kill quests. [08:51] Kaz     Huh? [08:53] Aqua     You lived in Japan, [08:56] Aqua     so I'm sure you've at least heard the name     in the news and weather forecasts. [08:59] Aqua     He's the Snow Sprites' master, [09:02] Aqua     and is also said to evoke the image of winter... [09:05] Aqua     Yes, [09:07] Aqua     the Winter Shogun has arrived! [09:13] Dark     Th-The Winter Shogun! [09:15] Dark     One of the specially designated monsters [09:18] Dark     the country has put a huge bounty on! [09:20] Kaz     Huh?! [09:22] Dark     I'm sure this monster plans     to use his position as shogun [09:25] Dark     to have his way with me. [09:28] Dark     I'll resist him, [09:30] Dark     but he will likely be beyond my     capabilities, and I'll be shamed... [09:34] Kaz     Stupid! [09:36] Kaz     Everything in this good-for-nothing world,     the people, the food, and the monsters, [09:39] Kaz     are all absolutely stupid! [09:57] Dark     M-My sword! [10:05] Aqua     Sprites pick up the subconscious     thoughts of the people they encounter [10:09] Aqua     and take their form. [10:11] Aqua     But the only ones strolling     around outside town [10:14] Aqua     in winter are mostly just cheat-users     who came here from Japan. [10:18] Kaz     So this guy was brought to life by some     idiot who came here from Japan, [10:21] Kaz     whose train of thought associated     winter with the Winter Shogun?! [10:25] Kaz     Talk about a pain in the ass! [10:29] Kaz     When this is over, I'm gonna step on the girl     who's been playing dead this whole time. [10:34] Aqua     Kazuma! [10:35] Kaz     What is it?! [10:36] Aqua     The Winter Shogun is generous. [10:38] Aqua     If we politely apologize, he'll overlook this! [10:49] Aqua     Prostrate yourself!     Prostrate yourself before him! [10:51] Aqua     Come on, everyone, toss your     weapons aside and bow down! [10:54] Aqua     Apologize! You hurry up     and apologize too, Kazuma! [10:59] Kaz     The former-something-or-other who appears     to have abandoned all of her pride [11:03] Kaz     prostrated herself quite     magnificently, indeed. [11:08] Kaz     Hey, hurry and bow your head, too! [11:11] Dark     There may be nobody watching, [11:12] Dark     but a knight such as myself would     never bow her head to a monster. [11:17] Kaz     You try to go off with monsters     willingly all the time! [11:20] Kaz     Don't show off your pointless     pride only at times like these! [11:24] Dark     S-Stop it! [11:26] Dark     You're forcing me to bow my     head when I don't want to, [11:29] Dark     and shoving my face into the ground! [11:31] Kaz     Huh? [11:33] Dark     What a reward! [11:36] Dark     The snow is so cold... [11:38] Aqua     Kazuma! [11:40] Aqua     Your weapon, your weapon! [11:41] Aqua     Hurry and throw down the     sword you're holding! [11:55] Kaz     That's right. [11:56] Kaz     I was killed by the Winter Shogun. [12:00] Eris     Satou Kazuma-san. [12:03] Eris     Welcome to the afterlife. [12:06] Eris     I am Eris, the goddess who will     lead you down a new path. [12:12] Eris     Your life in this world is now over. [12:20] Kaz     This feels familiar. [12:24] Kaz     Is this how it was when I met Aqua, too? [12:29] kaz     Are you a goddess of this world? [12:32] Eris     Yes. Satou Kazuma-san, [12:35] Eris     you came all the way from     peaceful Japan to this world, [12:39] Eris     only for this to happen to you... [12:42] Kaz     What's with this goddess? [12:44] Kaz     Is she sincerely mourning my death? [12:47] Kaz     She's not like that useless goddess! [12:50] Eris     Brave hero who came from a parallel world... [12:52] Kaz     Y-Yes? [12:54] Eris     With my power, [12:56] Eris     I shall have you reincarnated in     peaceful Japan, to an affluent family, [12:59] Eris     and will make sure you     lead a life of comfort. [13:03] Kaz     Huh? You can do that? [13:06] Eris     If you wish it. [13:08] Kaz     Seriously?! [13:10] Kaz     I-If possible, I'd like [13:12] Kaz     above-average parameters in     charm, wisdom, and strength, [13:14] Kaz     and I'd be even happier in a life where     a beautiful girl is my childhood friend! [13:18] Eris     Um, that is more than I can... [13:21] Kaz     Wow, thank goodness! [13:23] Kaz     I thought it was all over, [13:25] Kaz     but now it feels like I pulled     through by the skin of my teeth. [13:28] Kaz     This is a reward for trying my hardest, right? [13:32] Kaz     Because my life up to now had been so awful! [13:35] Eris     Yes. [13:36] Eris     I looked in on your life     from time to time myself. [13:40] Eris     I believe your days were     filled with adversity. [13:43] Kaz     You said it! [13:45] Kaz     I reincarnated thinking I'd get to go on     a thrilling adventure, like in a game. [13:50] Kaz     This is like a misleading promo video, isn't it? [13:54] Kaz     The useless goddess who came     with me as a reincarnation perk [13:56] Kaz     was just an arrogant good-for-nothing. [13:59] Kaz     We recruited allies, [14:01] Kaz     but the only ones who turned up were a crazy [14:03] Kaz     explosion girl who fell flat     every time she used magic, [14:05] Kaz     and a masochistic, [14:07] Kaz     perverted crusader whose attacks always missed. [14:10] Kaz     I was an adventurer, [14:12] Kaz     but I did construction, side jobs,     and was forced into cabbage hunting. [14:16] Kaz     I was in debt deep enough to sell an     organ after defeating a boss enemy. [14:21] Kaz     Sleeping in the stables didn't restore my     strength, it only froze me nearly to death. [14:27] Kaz     Do you know how it feels to have your     eyelashes frozen solid every morning? [14:31] Kaz     The previous world's game balance     was beyond terrible, if you ask me. [14:45] Kaz     H-Huh? [14:51] Kaz     Why? [14:53] Eris     After you've been reborn, [14:56] Eris     may you be blessed once     more with kind encounters. [15:06] Kaz     I see. [15:08] Kaz     It appears [15:10] Kaz     I was unexpectedly fond of     that good-for-nothing world [15:15] Kaz     that I thought I hated... [15:18] Kaz     I wanted to adventure with     those girls a little longer. [15:24] Aqua     Now, return to us, Kazuma! [15:26] Kaz     Huh?! [15:27] Aqua     How could you get killed off so easily? [15:29] Aqua     It's too soon for you to die! [15:31] Kaz     Wh-What?! [15:32] Eris     Th-This voice... Aqua-senpai?! [15:35] Eris     Is it really you?! [15:36] Aqua     Hey, Kazuma, can you hear me? [15:38] Aqua     I cast recovery magic on your body, [15:41] Aqua     so you can come back to this side now. [15:43] Kaz     Oh, for real?! [15:45] Eris     P-Please wait a moment! [15:47] Eris     You've been reborn once already,     so according to the laws of Heaven, [15:50] Eris     you can't be revived again! [15:53] Kaz     Is that true? [15:54] Kaz     Aqua! [15:55] Kaz     She says that according to the     laws of Heaven or whatever, [15:59] Kaz     I can't be revived again since     I've been reborn once before! [16:02] Aqua     Huh? What goddess is spouting that nonsense? [16:06] Aqua     Hey, you! Identify yourself! [16:08] Aqua     Where does a goddess in charge of a     backwater like this get off talking to me, [16:12] Aqua     an elite in charge of Japan, that way?! [16:15] Kaz     Hey, knock it off! [16:16] Kaz     The face of the goddess in charge     of that backwater is twitching now! [16:21] Eris     Um, [16:22] Eris     she's a goddess called "Eris"... [16:24] Aqua     Eris?! [16:26] Aqua     The overrated Eris who's grown cocky     and even became a unit of currency, [16:29] Aqua     just because she's worshiped a little     in the established religion of this world? [16:33] Aqua     Hey, Kazuma! [16:34] Kaz     Yes? [16:34] Aqua     If Eris gives you any more trouble, [16:37] Aqua     I'll confiscate her breast pads— [16:38] Eris     I-I understand! [16:39] Kaz     Pads? [16:39] Eris     An exception! I'll deem this an exception! [16:41] Eris     I'll open the gate right now! [16:43] Kaz     They're pads? [16:44] Eris     My goodness, [16:45] Eris     Aqua-senpai is as unreasonable as ever. [16:46] Kaz     They're really pads?! [16:48] Eris     KONOSUBA! [16:49] Kaz     I don't mind if they're pads. [16:53] Eris     You have now been connected     to the living world. [16:55] Eris     This normally never happens, you know. [17:00] Eris     You are called Kazuma-san, correct? [17:02] Kaz     Huh? Oh, uh, yes! [17:09] Eris     This is our little secret, okay? [17:31] Megu     ...zuma! Kazuma, please wake up! [17:34] Megu     Kazuma! [17:38] Aqua     Oh, you're finally awake? [17:40] Aqua     Sheesh, that girl's so hard-headed. [17:43] Both     Kazuma! [17:46] Kaz     Th-This is kind of extremely embarrassing. [17:50] Aqua     Hey, come on, Kazuma. [17:52] Aqua     What're you blushing for? Say something! [17:57] Aqua     I brought you back to life, you know. [18:00] Aqua     Don't you have something to say? [18:02] Aqua     Come on. [18:04] Kaz     I want to trade this useless goddess     for that cute goddess from earlier. [18:09] Aqua     Say something. [18:11] Aqua     Like words of gratitude, or an apology     for how you've treated such a [18:14] Aqua     high-class goddess with such     contempt all this time... [18:17] Kaz     Goddess change! [18:19] Aqua     Fine, you damn NEET! [18:22] Aqua     Why don't I send you to     meet Eris right away, then?! [18:27] Dark     N-Now, now, calm down, Aqua! [18:30] Megu     How do you feel? [18:32] Megu     Do you feel strange in any way? [18:35] Kaz     It looks like I'm all right for now. [18:38] Megu     You are? [18:39] Megu     You were killed in such a     terrible way, after all... [18:41] Kaz     Huh? [18:42] Kaz     H-How was I killed? [18:45] Aqua     You were beheaded by the Winter Shogun. [18:48] Aqua     It was quite a splendid slice. [18:51] Kaz     B-Beheaded?! [18:59] Kaz     Winter in this world is [19:01] Kaz     a season where only those who make     it through the struggle for survival, [19:05] Kaz     despite the scarce food and harsh environment, [19:07] Kaz     are allowed to remain alive and active. [19:10] Kaz     There aren't any quests beginners     like us can complete easily. [19:16] Kaz     Okay, retreat! SIGN    Kill The Snow Sprites! SIGN    Kill Quest SIGN    Retired [19:20] All     KONOSUBA! [19:29] Aqua     Ta-da! [19:30] Megu     A Snow Sprite? [19:33] Aqua     I didn't only prostrate myself. [19:36] Aqua     I pretended to set them all     free, but I saved just one. [19:40] Aqua     I guess even the Winter Shogun couldn't     see through my convincing performance! [19:44] Kaz     Way to go, Aqua! [19:46] Kaz     All right, hand it over and I'll kill it. [19:49] Aqua     What?! No! [19:50] Aqua     I'm going to take this one home     and make it a refrigerator! [19:53] Kaz     The reward for killing those is 100,000 each! [19:56] Aqua     No! Not this one! [19:58] Aqua     I've already given it a name! [20:00] Aqua     I won't let you kill it! [20:02] Aqua     Don't! Don't! [20:03] Kaz     She's resisting more than I expected. [20:05] Dark     Let her be, Kazuma. [20:08] Kaz     Oh, fine. [20:13] Aqua     I'll raise it with care, [20:15] Aqua     and when summer comes,     I'll have it make lots of ice. [20:18] Aqua     Then we'll open a snow cone shop! [20:20] Aqua     We'll sleep together on hot, restless nights. [20:24] Aqua     Hey, what does this little one eat? [20:26] Megu     Do Snow Sprites eat anything to begin with? [20:29] Dark     They look so fluffy and soft. [20:33] Dark     I bet if you put some sugar on it and took     a bite, it'd actually be really tasty. [20:36] Aqua     I-I won't let you eat it! [20:38] Megu     Actually, I've worked up an appetite. [20:42] Aqua     Let's order something! [20:44] Aqua     I wonder what I should choose. [20:47] Kaz     That goddess... [20:50] Kaz     She mourned my death so much, [20:53] Kaz     and smiled kindly when I was revived. [20:58] (Flashback) Eris     This is our little secret, okay? [21:02] Kaz     A righteous, beautiful     girl who's not an oddball! [21:06] Kaz     Finally, so long after I came to this world, the main heroine has appeared! [21:10] Aqua     Kazuma, aren't you going to eat? [21:12] Kaz     Huh? [21:15] Kaz     Hey, how much did you guys order?! [21:18] Megu     Once you become as great a magician as I am, [21:20] Megu     you require great sacrifices     in order to function. [21:24] Aqua     What's with you? [21:25] Kaz     What is it?! [21:25] Aqua     I brought you back to life today, Kazuma! [21:28] Kaz     Huh? [21:28] Aqua     There's nothing wrong with a     reward of this size, is there? [21:31] Aqua     I put a little of the reward     from the quest into it, too! [21:33] Kaz     That money was to get us through the winter! [21:35] Dark     What's the problem? [21:36] Kaz     What?! [21:37] Dark     If we run out of money, we can     just accept another quest. [21:40] Dark     What sort of monster would be good next? [21:42] Dark     Maybe one that secretes a lot of slime, [21:45] Dark     or one with repulsive tentacles? [21:49] Dark     Just imagining it makes me     quiver with excitement! [21:53] Kaz     On second thought, I should've     reincarnated in Japan. [21:57] Kaz     I made the wrong choice... SIGN    The magician of extraordinary genius: Megumin. Beneath her charming exterior lay tremendous explosion magic, which was of such splendor, it was even artistic. She brought tears to the eyes of everyone, from children to the elderly, and even to wicked monsters. Spectators rushed in from around to the world to catch a glimpse of her wonderful magic, to the extent it became a subject of public concern. Record of the Great Magician - Chapter 126 SIGN    Episode 8 SIGN    A Loving Hand for Our Party When We Can't Make It Through Winter!