E6 - Goodbye to This Irritating Living World!

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[00:04] Aqua
    No! No way!
[00:06] Aqua
    It's still cold outside!
[00:09] Aqua
    Why do you guys want to
    go out there so badly?!
[00:11] Megumin
    I can't cast explosion
    magic unless I'm outside!
[00:15] Darkness
    Monsters start to become
    active as spring approaches,
[00:17] Darkness
    so that means work for adventurers!
[00:20] Aqua
    Are you guys children?!
[00:21] Aqua
    Are you two basically little kids
    who want to go play outside?!
[00:24] Aqua
    If you want to go outside
    so bad, go without me!
[00:27] Megumin
    Who are you calling a little kid?!
[00:29] Darkness
    You're acting far more
    childish right now, Aqua!
[00:32] Darkness
    At this rate...
[00:33] Both
    You'll end up like that.
[00:37] Aqua
    Okay, even I would rather
    not end up like that...
[00:41] Aqua
    But why don't you convince
    that loser before me?!
[00:44] Kazuma
    Listen, you three. Even-tempered as
    I may be, I still get angry sometimes.
[00:48] Kazuma
    Where do you get off calling
    someone "that" and a loser?
[00:51] Kazuma
    How rude can you be?
[00:54] Aqua
    If you have a problem, why don't
    you get out from under there first?
SIGN    KONOSUBA!
    God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2
SIGN    Episode 6  Goodbye to This Irritating Living World!
[02:32] Kazuma
    We defeated the demon Vanir, 
    one of the Devil King's commanders...
[02:38] Kazuma
    But we weren't able to
    savor our victory for long.
[02:42] Kazuma
    Wiz is also one of the
    Devil King's commanders.
[02:45] Kazuma
    The fact that we had
    slain one of her comrades
[02:48] Kazuma
    was something that we had to tell her.
[02:51] (Flashback) Darkness
    I'll tell her about Vanir.
[02:54] (Flashback) Darkness
    It wasn't for long, but we shared a
    body and wreaked havoc together.
[02:58] (Flashback) Darkness
    As a crusader in the service of Eris-sama,
[03:01] (Flashback) Darkness
    I probably shouldn't say such a thing...
[03:04] (Flashback) Darkness
    But I didn't dislike him.
[03:16] (Flashback) Darkness
    Wiz, we need to tell you something...
[03:18] (Flashback) Vanir
    Hey, welcome, folks!
[03:19] (Flashback) Vanir
    Now, girl who had a distant look in her eyes
[03:21] (Flashback) Vanir
    as she was in front of the store
    spouting embarrassing nonsense...
[03:23] (Flashback) Vanir
    There's something I must inform you of.
[03:26] (Flashback) Vanir
    "But I didn't dislike him!"
[03:28] (Flashback) Vanir
    About that... You see,
    we demons have no gender,
[03:31] (Flashback) Vanir
    so that embarrassing declaration of
    your feelings is nothing I can—oh, my!
[03:35] (Flashback) Vanir
    Now this is an intense swell
    of dark emotions! Most savory!
[03:39] (Flashback) Vanir
    What's the matter? You've curled up
    and hidden your face in your knees.
[03:41] (Flashback) Vanir
    Did you actually think that I had perished?!
[03:44] (Flashback) Kazuma
    There, there...
[03:46] (Flashback) Wiz
    I heard all about it, Kazuma-san.
[03:48] (Flashback) Wiz
    Defeating Vanir-san has cleared up
    those spying charges of yours.
[03:51] (Flashback) Wiz
    Congratulations!
[03:53] (Flashback) Kazuma
    That's great and all,
[03:54] (Flashback) Kazuma
    but why is he totally fine after
    taking a blast of explosion magic?
[03:57] (Flashback) Kazuma
    Why isn't he hurt at all?!
[03:59] (Flashback) Vanir
    When hit with such sorcery,
[04:00] (Flashback) Vanir
    even one such as I couldn't escape unscathed.
[04:03] (Flashback) Vanir
    Take a good look at my mask!
[04:07] (Flashback) Vanir
    I lost one of my extra lives,
    making me Vanir II!
[04:11] (Flashback) Kazuma
    Quit messing around!
[04:13] (Flashback) Wiz
    Vanir-san actually wanted to leave his post
    as one of the Devil King's commanders.
[04:16] (Flashback) Wiz
    So, currently, he doesn't maintain the
    barrier around the Devil King's castle.
[04:20] (Flashback) Wiz
    He should be harmless as a result.
[04:23] (Flashback) Kazuma
    Y-You think he's harmless?
[04:26] (Flashback) Vanir
    You, boy from a distant land...
[04:29] (Flashback) Vanir
    I believe you would be well served
    in assisting in our business.
[04:32] (Flashback) Vanir
    I've got an excellent offer. Care to hear it?
[04:36] Kazuma
    Vanir's big moneymaking scheme
[04:39] Kazuma
    was making stuff from my world
    and selling it in this one.
[04:44] Kazuma
    I just have to make and develop the products.
[04:46] Kazuma
    The manufacturing and distribution
    are Vanir's to handle.
[04:49] Kazuma
    And the first idea for this plan was
    the kotatsu I am currently under.
[04:54] Megumin
    We're all very impressed with the
    furniture from your homeland, Kazuma.
[04:58] Megumin
    But shouldn't we be getting back to work?
[05:00] Darkness
    She's right, Kazuma.
[05:03] Darkness
    Come on.
[05:03] Kazuma
    Freeze!
[05:05] Darkness
    Eek!
[05:11] Megumin
    H-He actually fought back!
[05:13] Megumin
    Kazuma, would you please give it a rest?!
[05:16] Megumin
    Stop making such a fuss and—
[05:19] Megumin
    Ow! My head...
[05:23] Kazuma
    Don't underestimate me.
[05:25] Kazuma
    I'm the Kazuma-san who's tangled with the
    Devil King's commanders and other big shots.
[05:28] Kazuma
    Try again after you've leveled up a bit!
[05:33] Darkness
    Do you think your petty
    tricks will really— Eek!
[05:37] Megumin
    The theft of my magic power is a
    crime deserving of a thousand—
[05:40] Megumin
    So... tired...
[05:45] Kazuma
    I get the feeling I could
    take anyone on right now!
[05:50] Kazuma
    Wait. We've got an emergency.
[05:53] Kazuma
    I realize this might be asking a bit
    much, but let's call a ceasefire.
[05:57] Kazuma
    Sorry, but could you two lift
    the mat under the kotatsu
[05:59] Kazuma
    and carry me to the bathroom, please?
[06:04] Kazuma
    That was easier than I thought.
[06:06] Megumin
    Let's dump him and his kotatsu outside.
[06:09] Darkness
    Good idea. Aqua, open the window, would you?
[06:12] Kazuma
    Stop it! Do you people have no hearts?!
[06:15] Kazuma
    H-Hey, cut it out! Wait, no—
[06:16] Girls
    Heave-ho!
[06:23] Kazuma
    Ugh, it's still so cold...
[06:27] Aqua
    Fireplace... Sofa...
[06:29] Darkness
    Kazuma, why are we taking this street?
[06:32] Megumin
    This isn't the way to the guild.
[06:37] Kazuma
    Did you think I was just roasting
    under the kotatsu all this time?
[06:40] Kazuma
    Hey!
[06:42] Smith
    Welcome!
[06:43] Kazuma
    Is it ready, Pops?
[06:45] Kazuma
    Is my katana ready to go?!
[06:47] Smith
    Yeah. I managed to finish it.
[06:49] Smith
    I did make it in the shape you described...
[06:52] Smith
    Here you go.
[06:57] Smith
    I didn't really get the hardening
    techniques you were going on about,
[07:02] Smith
    but it was an interesting job anyway!
[07:05] Ruffian
    O-ho...
[07:06] Ruffian
    So that's your new partner, huh?
[07:11] Kazuma
    My new partner.
[07:14] Megumin
    When did you order a sword like that, Kazuma?
[07:16] Kazuma
    I learned a smithing skill
    from this guy a while back.
[07:21] Darkness
    You mentioned needing that for
    your new financial venture, right?
[07:24] Kazuma
    And while I was at it,
[07:25] Kazuma
    I made the order, figuring I
    was due for a gear upgrade.
[07:30] Smith
    You just need to write a name for it on
    this talisman, and attach it to the handle.
[07:34] Smith
    Make sure it's a good one!
[07:37] Smith
    And then...
[07:40] Smith
    Here's your full-plate armor.
[07:42] Smith
    This is fancier than what most of the
    adventurers around these parts have.
[07:47] Smith
    Take good care of it.
[07:49] Kazuma
    This is it! This is real
    gear for a fantasy setting!
[07:52] Ruffian
    I might've just witnessed
    the birth of a new hero...
[08:00] Ruffian
    KONOSUBA!
[08:05] Megumin
    I guess clothes really do make the man.
[08:07] Darkness
    Even most crusaders can't
    equip this kind of armor!
[08:11] Aqua
    Kazuma, do a pose with your sword!
[08:22] Megumin
    Kazuma?
[08:24] Kazuma
    First-rate warriors don't demonstrate
    their techniques for show...
[08:28] Darkness
    Too heavy to move in, huh?
[08:30] Kazuma
    Could someone undo
    the latches on the back?
[08:33] Smith
    Well, better to use the gear
    you're most familiar with, right?
[08:37] Kazuma
    I guess I'll just have to
    settle for a new weapon...
[08:48] Kazuma
    I'm counting on you, partner!
[09:07] Kazuma
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[09:09] Kazuma
    Uh, w-well, thanks again.
[09:29] Kazuma
    This is nothing like I imagined!
[09:39] Megumin
    Your partner seems a lot shorter now.
[09:42] Kazuma
    Shut up!
[09:44] Kazuma
    I want to at least make
    sure it has a cool name...
[09:48] Kazuma
    Muramasa?
[09:50] Kazuma
    Masamune? Kotetsu?
[09:52] Aqua
    Kazuma! Megumin!
[09:54] Aqua
    Hey!
[09:55] Darkness
    There's a great quest here!
[09:58] Luna
    These monsters are called Lizard Runners.
[10:01] Luna
    When entering their mating period, the
    males gather around the Princess Runner,
[10:05] Luna
    forming a massive group,
[10:07] Luna
    and then they compete for the
    Princess Runner's affections.
[10:11] Kazuma
    Compete?
[10:13] Luna
    They run!
[10:15] Luna
    In a huge group, trampling
    anything that gets in their path.
[10:19] Luna
    The fastest male becomes the King Runner,
[10:22] Luna
    and the Princess Runner's mate.
[10:24] Kazuma
    That sounds like a real handful...
[10:26] Luna
    This quest involves getting
    rid of the Lizard Runners.
[10:30] Luna
    There are many of them,
    so it may be dangerous...
[10:34] Kazuma
    It's okay.
[10:36] Kazuma
    No matter what monster it is,
    it's no match for this guy and me.
[10:40] Kazuma
    Isn't that right, my partner... uh...
[10:43] Kazuma
    Kikuichimonji? Kogarasumaru?
[10:45] Megumin
    Chunchunmaru.
[10:47] Kazuma
    Say what, now?
[10:48] Megumin
    I said Chunchunmaru.
[10:50] Megumin
    This sword's name is Chunchunmaru.
[10:52] Kazuma
    There's no way I can give
    it such a goofy name!
[10:55] Kazuma
    As my preferred blade,
    it needs a suitably cool name...
[11:03] Megumin
    From now on, this sword
    is named Chunchunmaru.
[11:06] Megumin
    What the hell did you just do?!
[11:10] Megumin
    Listen...
[11:12] Kazuma
    Even if I do I defeat the
    Devil King with this sword,
[11:15] Kazuma
    "The legendary hero's sword, Chunchunmaru"
[11:18] Kazuma
    is what it's gonna say on
    the plaque in the museum.
[11:22] Megumin
    I gave it such a cool name
    for you. What's your problem?
SIGN    Eliminate the group of Lizard Runners
SIGN    Kill Quest
[11:33] Kazuma
    Everybody ready?
[11:37] Aqua
    I'm ready to go anytime!
[11:40] Darkness
    Thanks to Aqua's support magic,
[11:42] Darkness
    I can endure as many of them as needed!
[11:44] Megumin
    And if any get through, just leave them to me.
[11:48] Megumin
    I'll blow them all to smithereens.
[11:51] Kazuma
    All right, stick to the plan!
[11:53] Kazuma
    First, I'll Snipe the King
    and Princess Runners...
[11:58] Kazuma
    With those two down,
[11:59] Kazuma
    the rest of the Lizard
    Runners should disperse,
[12:02] Kazuma
    meaning we can ignore the rest.
[12:04] Kazuma
    If my Snipe fails, and they head this way,
[12:07] Kazuma
    Darkness will hold them up so that I can
    Snipe the King and Princess Runners.
[12:15] Kazuma
    And if any manage to get past her,
[12:16] Kazuma
    Megumin will blow them all away
    before they can surround us,
[12:20] Kazuma
    and I can pick off any
    survivors from up here.
[12:24] Kazuma
    Aqua, focus on backing us up!
[12:27] Kazuma
    All right, here we go!
[12:37] Kazuma
    I can tell that's the Princess, but...
[12:40] Kazuma
    Hey, Aqua! Which one's the King?
[12:43] Aqua
    Probably the most high-and-mighty-looking one?
[12:45] Kazuma
    I was a fool for even asking you.
[12:48] Aqua
    I know! The King is the fastest one, right?
[12:49] Aqua
    Oh?
[12:51] ---
    Uh-huh.
[12:51] Aqua
    I can use magic to get their attention,
[12:54] Aqua
    and the first one to get here is the King!
[12:56] Kazuma
    Wha?!
[12:57] Kazuma
    Hey, what are you sayi—
[12:58] Aqua
    Force Fire!
[13:10] Kazuma
    No! You freaking idiot!
[13:13] Kazuma
    Are you not satisfied unless you
    screw up every single time?!
[13:16] Kazuma
    We could've neutralized them by just
    taking out the King and Princess,
[13:18] Kazuma
    so why call the whole group here?!
[13:21] Aqua
    What's your problem?!
[13:22] Aqua
    I was just trying to help! Don't yell at me!
[13:26] Aqua
    And if I have to make up for it later,
    it'll just be the same as always!
[13:29] Aqua
    I'm going to get messed up by
    those Runners and be left crying!
[13:33] Aqua
    I get it, okay?! It happens every time!
[13:36] Aqua
    Go on, if you wanna kill me, just do it—
[13:45] Kazuma
    Don't lie down there!
[13:47] Kazuma
    They'll actually trample you to death!
[13:52] Kazuma
    Got him!
[13:59] Kazuma
    Hey! I beat the one that
    looked like the King,
[14:02] Kazuma
    but now they're even more violent!
[14:04] Aqua
    The lizards get excited when a King
[14:05] Aqua
    is defeated, because it means they have
    a chance to become the new King.
[14:10] Aqua
    You need to take down the
    Princess Runner first.
[14:13] Kazuma
    You could've said that sooner!
[14:15] Megumin
    Leave it to me!
[14:17] Kazuma
    Megumin!
[14:20] Megumin
    Taste the power of my explosion magic!
[14:23] Megumin
    Explosion!
[14:26] Megumin
    My magic power!
[14:28] Megumin
    Kazuma! I don't have enough magic
    power to activate my explosion magic!
[14:28] Megumin
    Yes?!
[14:31] Kazuma
    Huh?! Why wouldn't you...
[14:34] Kazuma
    Wait...
[14:35] Kazuma
    It's my fault?!
[14:39] Darkness
    Come at me!
[14:41] Kazuma
    Darkness!
[14:46] Aqua
    Kazuma-san! Kazuma-san—
[14:49] Kazuma
    Darkness, just hang in there!
    I'll take her down now!
[14:53] Darkness
    D-Don't worry about me!
[14:55] Darkness
    T-Take your time!
[15:19] Darkness
    Snipe!
[15:29] Darkness
    That was a close one...
[15:48] Megumin
    K-Kazuma?! Are you all right?!
[15:51] Megumin
    Aqua! Kazuma took a scary-looking fall!
[15:54] Megumin
    Healing magic...
[16:03] Eris
    Try to live a bit more carefully, okay?
[16:05] Eris
    It wasn't easy to find a work-around
    to let you come back to life last time.
[16:09] Kazuma
    I'm sorry. I have no excuse
    for what happened this time.
[16:14] Eris
    You've taken a job as an adventurer,
[16:17] Eris
    so I know that danger is
    part of the lifestyle...
[16:20] Eris
    But you were a little too careless this time.
[16:22] Kazuma
    Um, were the others okay after I died?
[16:26] Eris
    Yes.
[16:27] Eris
    Senpai was lying down when it happened,
[16:29] Eris
    so she was trampled and kicked by
    the lizards, and started crying...
[16:33] Eris
    But as Darkness was holding them back,
[16:35] Eris
    with the Princess Runner slain,
    the rest of the group dispersed.
[16:39] Eris
    Megumin-san is fine,
    thanks to Darkness's protection.
[16:42] Eris
    Right now, Senpai is repairing your body.
[16:46] Kazuma
    What a relief!
[16:48] Kazuma
    In that case, is it okay if I
    wait here with you for a bit?
[16:52] Eris
    That's fine, but... you seem awfully calm.
[16:56] Kazuma
    Well, I've been through
    this a few times already.
[17:10] Kazuma
    Don't you get bored in this big, empty room?
[17:13] Eris
    If I'm bored,
[17:15] Eris
    then that means everyone is safe and well.
[17:18] Eris
    So having nothing to do is ideal for me.
[17:22] Kazuma
    What is this? Oh, man. My chest hurts...
[17:25] Kazuma
    That's it!
[17:27] Kazuma
    This is what my life in a
    parallel world was lacking!
[17:32] Kazuma
    They're all good-looking enough,
[17:36] Kazuma
    as far as looks go, anyway...
[17:39] Kazuma
    But I'm not after sex appeal.
[17:41] Kazuma
    I want a kind, sensible girl!
[17:44] Kazuma
    Yes! This is where my
    main heroine was hidden!
[17:48] Eris
    To be honest, I'm not here all the time.
[17:53] Eris
    Every now and then, I sneak off
    to the surface to have some fun.
[17:56] Eris
    That's a secret between us, okay?
[18:02] Aqua
    Kazuma! Kazuma, can you hear me?
[18:05] Aqua
    I cast Resurrection,
    so you can come back now.
[18:09] Aqua
    Have Eris open the gate!
[18:12] Kazuma
    I'll be back a little later!
[18:14] Kazuma
    I want to talk with Eris-sama a bit!
[18:17] Kazuma
    Just keep my body safe!
[18:21] Aqua
    What?! Quit being stupid and
    get your butt back here!
[18:25] Aqua
    Hurry and level up so you can beat the Devil
    King and get me back to the heavenly realm!
[18:30] Kazuma
    The Devil King, huh?
[18:32] Kazuma
    If I come back to life,
    will I really be able to accomplish
[18:35] Kazuma
    something as ridiculous as defeating
    the Devil King with those three?
[18:38] Aqua
    Hey, Kazuma! Can you hear me?
[18:38] Kazuma
    Let's say I do work hard. Will I
    develop some strange new power
[18:42] Kazuma
    that conveniently lets
    me beat the Devil King?
[18:42] Aqua
    Eris, what did you say to him?
[18:44] Kazuma
    I'm pretty sure this harsh world
    won't make it that easy.
[18:44] Aqua
    Kazuma, don't worry about what the 
    goddess of padded chests has to say!
[18:47] Kazuma
    I'm probably going to die many more times.
[18:47] Aqua
    There's no way of telling 
    what else she's lying about!
[18:50] Kazuma
    And what do I even stand
    to gain for my efforts?
[18:51] Aqua
    She's probably as phony about other stuff 
    as she is her boobs, so be careful!
[18:55] Aqua
    If you want, I can tell you 
    even crazier things about her!
[18:55] Eris
    Um, Kazuma-san—
[18:58] Aqua
    The padded goddess down there actually—
[19:00] Kazuma
    Hey, Aqua!
[19:02] Kazuma
    I'm sick of life, so I'm gonna be
    reborn and start over as a baby.
[19:07] Kazuma
    Give the others my regards!
[19:11] Aqua
    What are you even talking about?!
    Wait just a minute!
[19:15] Kazuma
    Well, that being the case,
    if you could help me out here...
[19:18] Kazuma
    I don't want to be too selfish,
[19:20] Kazuma
    but I'd like to be born as a man again.
[19:22] Kazuma
    Also, I'd like a family with a pretty older
    stepsister and a cute younger stepsister!
[19:27] Eris
    W-W-Wait a second!
[19:30] Aqua
    Kazuma, Darkness says she's gonna doodle
    on your face if you don't come back soon!
[19:35] Aqua
    She's got a pen in her hand
    and looks really excited!
[19:38] Kazuma
    Th-That's not enough to
    make me change my mind.
[19:41] Kazuma
    I'm already dead! Do whatever you want.
[19:44] Aqua
    Megumin, what are you doing? What are
    you doing with Kazuma's clothes?
[19:47] Aqua
    Huh? Megumin? Wait... Megumin?!
[19:49] Kazuma
    Hey! Cut it out!
    What are you doing to my body?!
[19:52] Kazuma
    You shouldn't mess around with
    dead bodies! It's bad karma!
[19:55] Aqua
    Megumin! Megumin?!
[19:57] Aqua
    Kazuma-san! Come back! Come back, now!
[20:00] Kazuma
    Hey, cut it out!
[20:01] Kazuma
    Aqua, stop Megumin! Stop—
[20:03] Kazuma
    Eris-sama, please, open the gate!
[20:14] Eris
    Well, Kazuma-san...
[20:15] Eris
    I'll be praying you don't
    find your way back here.
[20:19] Kazuma
    Eris-sama... I...
[20:21] Eris
    Have a safe trip.
[20:24] Kazuma
    I don't mind if they're padded!
[20:34] Kazuma
    Hey. What're you doing?
[20:37] Kazuma
    Apart from your explosion
    obsession and goofy name,
[20:39] Kazuma
    I figured you had more common
    sense than the other two.
[20:42] Kazuma
    What the hell did you do to me?
[20:45] Megumin
    If you have some problem with
    my name, then let's hear it.
[20:48] Megumin
    I did it because you made that
    dumb joke about not coming back.
[20:52] Megumin
    The next time you try
    something that foolish,
[20:54] Megumin
    it's gonna be even worse, you hear?
[21:05] Aqua
    You'd better not expect a sacred goddess
    like me to explain what she did.
[21:09] Kazuma
    Seriously, what did she do to me?
[21:21] Kazuma
    Kinda feels like...
[21:31] Kazuma
    Megumin! Where the hell is Megumin?!
[21:34] Darkness
    She said she'd be staying at
    Yunyun's place for a few days—
[21:38] Kazuma
    Pipe down!
[21:38] Aqua
    Y'know, Kazuma...
[21:39] Kazuma
    What?!
[21:40] Aqua
    Self-esteem is a good thing,
[21:42] Aqua
    but I have to question this
    kind of self-flattery.
[21:44] Kazuma
    S-Stupid!
[21:46] Kazuma
    You were there when
    Megumin wrote this on me!
[21:50] Kazuma
    Damn it all!
[21:52] Kazuma
    What exactly are you calling
    the holy sword Excalibur?!
SIGN    To Funifura-san and Dodonko-san in the Crimson Demon Village. How are you doing? I'm doing well. Right now, I'm an adventurer with some friends in the town of Axel. Our members consist of an adventurer who is just starting out, an arch priest girl, and a crusader girl. It's true. Also, Megumin has no friends. I'd hate to end up like that. -Yunyun
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    An Invitation for This Knucklehead!
[23:32] Yunyun
    To Funifura-san and Dodonko-san 
    in the Crimson Demon Village.
[23:34] Yunyun
    How are you doing? I'm doing well.
[23:37] Yunyun
    Right now, I'm an adventurer with 
    some friends in the town of—