Season 1
- E1 - This Self Proclaimed Goddess and Reincarnation in Another World!
- E2 - An Explosion for This Chuunibyo!
- E3 - A Panty Treasure in This Right Hand!
- E4 - Explosion Magic for This Formidable Enemy!
- E5 - A Price for This Magic Sword!
- E6 - A Conclusion to This Worthless Fight!
- E7 - A Second Death in This Freezing Season!
- E8 - A Loving Hand for Our Party When We Can't Make It Through Winter!
- E9 - God's Blessing On This Wonderful Shop!
- E10 - A Final Flame for this Over-the-top Fortress!
- OVA1 - God's Blessings on This Wonderful Choker!
E1 - This Self Proclaimed Goddess and Reincarnation in Another World!
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[00:05] Kaz
There we go...
[00:07] Kaz
I normally shut myself in at home,
[00:10] Kaz
but unusually for me,
today I made up my mind to go out.
[00:17] Kaz
All to get my hands on
the first-run limited edition
[00:19] Kaz
of a popular online game
that goes on sale today.
[00:31] Kaz
A five-hour round trip!
I'm glad I was able to buy it.
[00:34] Kaz
In-store exclusives, official or not,
really are playing dirty.
[00:40] Kaz
This sunlight is my worst enemy
after three straight all-nighters.
[00:44] Kaz
Time to get home and play the hell out of this.
[00:52] Kaz
A girl from my high school?
[00:58] Kaz
Look out! That truck's going to—
[01:05] Kaz
Why would I choose now, of all times,
[01:08] Kaz
to do something so out of character?
[01:24] Aqua
Satou Kazuma-san.
[01:27] Aqua
Welcome to the afterlife.
[01:31] Aqua
Unfortunately, you passed away moments ago.
[01:39] Aqua
Your life was a short one,
[01:43] Aqua
but you are, in fact, dead.
[01:49] Kaz
Just one question...
[01:52] Kaz
What about the girl I
pushed out of harm's way?
[01:56] Aqua
She's alive.
[01:59] Kaz
Thank goodness.
[02:01] Kaz
That means my death wasn't in vain.
[02:06] Aqua
Actually, she wouldn't have gotten hurt,
[02:09] Aqua
even if you hadn't pushed her out of the way.
[02:11] Kaz
Huh?
[02:12] Aqua
That tractor was going to stop before it hit her.
[02:16] Kaz
Huh? Wait a second.
[02:18] Aqua
What is it?
[02:19] Kaz
"Tractor"?
[02:21] Aqua
Yes, it was a tractor.
[02:24] Kaz
Huh? Then what happened?
[02:26] Kaz
Did I die by getting plowed over by a tractor?
[02:28] Aqua
No, you died of shock.
[02:30] Aqua
You mistakenly thought a truck ran over you.
[02:33] Kaz
I died of shock?!
[02:38] Aqua
I've been doing this for a long time,
[02:40] Aqua
but you're the first human to
ever die in such a bizarre way.
[02:45] Kaz
I've never even met this girl
before. What's her deal?
[02:48] Aqua
You were so terrified that you'd
be run over, you wet yourself.
[02:51] Aqua
You passed out and were
taken to a nearby hospital,
[02:54] Aqua
and the doctors and nurses laughed
at you as you had a heart attack—
[02:56] Kaz
Stop! I don't wanna hear it!
[02:58] Kaz
I don't wanna hear it! I don't wanna hear it!
[03:00] Aqua
Your family just rushed to the hospital,
[03:02] Aqua
and now even they're laughing
out loud at the cause of death.
[03:05] Kaz
Stop! Stop!
[03:06] Aqua
Well...
[03:09] Aqua
I've vented enough stress for now.
[03:12] Kaz
Damn her!
[03:13] Aqua
My name is Aqua.
[03:16] Aqua
I'm a goddess who guides humans
who die young to the afterlife.
[03:20] Aqua
You have two choices.
[03:23] Aqua
You can start from square one with a new life,
[03:25] Aqua
or you can go to Heaven and
carry on like an old man.
[03:29] Aqua
To tell you the truth,
[03:32] Aqua
Heaven isn't the dreamy place
you all imagine it to be.
[03:35] Kaz
Huh?
[03:36] Aqua
Not only is there no TV, there are
no manga or games, either.
[03:38] Aqua
You don't even have a physical body,
[03:40] Aqua
so you can't do anything sexual, either.
[03:44] Aqua
There's nothing to do there but
bask in the sun for all eternity.
[03:47] Kaz
What?
[03:49] Aqua
Yeah, you don't want to go to a
boring place like Heaven, do you?
[03:53] Kaz
Uh, right...
[03:55] Aqua
On the other hand, starting over
from square one isn't so fun, either.
[03:59] Aqua
On that note, I've got a great offer for you.
[04:01] Aqua
You like games, don't you?
[04:03] Kaz
Huh?
[04:05] Aqua
That world, which has long enjoyed peace,
[04:08] Aqua
is being threatened by the Devil King's army!
[04:11] Aqua
The livelihoods its citizens have worked
for are being trampled by monsters.
[04:15] Aqua
Everyone lives in fear of the Devil King's
army's merciless pillage and slaughter!
[04:20] Aqua
...slaughter!
[04:24] Aqua
Since that's the sort of world it is,
everyone refuses to be reborn,
[04:28] Aqua
so the population is declining.
[04:30] ---
I see...
[04:31] Aqua
So we decided, "Why not send people who've
[04:33] Aqua
died in other worlds there with their
bodies and memories intact?"
[04:38] Kaz
What's the point in sending me there
if I'm just going to be killed?
[04:41] Aqua
That's why I'm doing you a big favor.
[04:43] Aqua
I'm granting you the right to bring any
one thing of your choosing with you.
[04:47] Aqua
It could be a powerful weapon,
or a tremendous talent.
[04:51] Aqua
You'll be able to redo your life
with all of your original memories.
[04:54] Aqua
To top it off, you can bring
one thing of your choosing!
[04:58] Aqua
And the people of the parallel world
[04:59] Aqua
will earn someone battle-ready to help them.
[05:02] Aqua
Not a bad deal, don't you think?
[05:07] Kaz
Um, I want to ask something.
[05:10] Kaz
Will I be able to speak this
other world's language?
[05:13] Aqua
That won't be an issue.
SIGN Parallel World Reincarnation Guide and Contract
The First Ever Parallel World Guide! (For Shut-ins)
[05:16] Aqua
With the kind support of us gods,
[05:19] Aqua
we'll overload your brain so you'll
be able to learn it instantly.
SIGN Caution!
Because the process of installing the ability to speak the parallel world's language into the one
who wishes to be reincarnated there (henceforth referred to as "Reincarnated") requires
instantaneous overloading of the hippocampus and cerebral cortex (henceforth referred to as
"Brain"), Reincarnated's Brain may, in rare cases, lose certain faculties (go "p°°f"). Should
this occur, according to Article 1296 Clauses 2 and 5 and Article 2051 Clause 3,
Reincarnated may not hold those responsible for his reincarnation accountable.
[05:23] Aqua
As a side effect,
[05:24] Aqua
you might just go "poof"
if you're unlucky, though.
[05:26] Aqua
So all that leaves you to do is to choose
a powerful ability or piece of equipment.
[05:33] Kaz
I just heard you mention
something really serious.
[05:36] Kaz
What do you mean, "poof"?
[05:37] Aqua
I never said that.
[05:38] Kaz
Yes, you did.
[05:40] Aqua
Now, choose!
[05:43] Aqua
I'll grant you one power
that is second to none!
[05:51] Kaz
This is my gamer's intuition talking,
[05:52] Kaz
but all of the abilities and equipment
here are totally broken!
[05:55] Kaz
If I'm going to a world where magic exists,
I absolutely have to try it out!
[06:00] Aqua
Hey, hurry it up.
[06:02] Aqua
No matter what you pick, it's all the same.
[06:04] Aqua
Nobody's expecting much from
a shut-in game otaku anyway.
[06:07] Kaz
I-I'm not an otaku!
[06:09] Kaz
And I died after leaving my house,
so I'm not a shut-in, either!
[06:14] Aqua
None of that matters. Just hurry it up.
[06:17] Aqua
I've still got lots more deceased
humans to guide, you know.
[06:20] Kaz
Damn her!
[06:22] Kaz
Getting all cocky just because
she's a little bit cute...
[06:31] Kaz
"Hurry up and decide," huh?
[06:33] Kaz
I'll do just that, then.
[06:35] Kaz
Pick one thing to bring to
this parallel world, right?
[06:38] Aqua
That's right.
[06:42] Kaz
Okay, I pick you.
[06:50] Aqua
All right, stand there and
don't leave the magic circle—
[06:54] Aqua
What did you just say?
[07:02] Angel
We have heard your request.
[07:04] Angel
I shall take over your job
from here on out, Aqua-sama.
[07:09] Aqua
Huh?
[07:10] Angel
Satou Kazuma-san's wish complies with
the regulations and has been accepted.
[07:14] Aqua
Hey, what is all this? Wh-What?
You've got to be kidding.
[07:18] Aqua
No, no, no! Come on, um...
[07:20] Aqua
This is not right! Taking a goddess
with you is against the rules!
[07:25] Aqua
It must be illegal! This has to be illegal!
[07:28] Aqua
Wait! Wait!
[07:30] Angel
Please have a safe trip, Aqua-sama.
[07:33] Angel
Should you successfully defeat the Devil King,
[07:35] Angel
I will send someone to pick you up.
[07:37] Aqua
I may have the ability to
heal since I'm a goddess,
[07:40] Aqua
but I have no fighting ability to speak of!
[07:42] Aqua
There's no way I can beat the Devil King!
[07:45] Aqua
Hey, wait!
[07:49] Kaz
How does it feel to get dragged away with
the guy you treated like a total idiot?
[07:56] Kaz
You've been designated as the one
thing I'll be bringing along,
[07:59] Kaz
so if you're a goddess,
use your godly powers
[08:01] Kaz
or whatever to make my
life as easy as possible!
[08:04] Aqua
No!
[08:05] Aqua
I don't want to go to a parallel
world with a man like this!
[08:13] Angel
Brave hero, I pray that of the
great many prospective heroes,
[08:17] Angel
you will be the one to defeat the Devil King.
[08:20] Angel
If you do so, we shall grant any wish
[08:23] Angel
you desire as a gift from the gods.
[08:25] Kaz
Whoa, for real?!
[08:28] Aqua
That's my line!
[08:29] Angel
Now, go forth on your journey!
[08:34] Aqua
No!
SIGN The Town of Beginning Adventurers
SIGN The Town of Beginning Adventurers
SIGN Axel
SIGN The Town of Beginning Adventurers
SIGN Axel
SIGN The Town of Beginning Adventurers
SIGN Axel
SIGN The Town of Beginning Adventurers
SIGN Axel
[09:03] Kaz
It's a parallel world.
[09:05] Kaz
Hey, this really is a parallel world!
[09:07] Kaz
W-Wait, I'm really going to be using magic
[09:12] Kaz
and going on adventures
in this world from now on?
[09:18] Kaz
Goodbye, shut-in life! Hello, new world!
[09:22] Kaz
I can really start anew in this world!
[09:26] Kaz
Hey, shut up.
[09:27] Kaz
What am I going to do if everyone
thinks I'm friends with a crazy woman?
[09:31] Kaz
More importantly, isn't there something you're
supposed to give me at a time like this?
[09:35] Kaz
Look at what I'm wearing. I'm in a tracksuit.
[09:37] Kaz
Here I am in a fantasy world,
and all I have is a single tracksuit.
[09:41] Kaz
Isn't there a bare minimum of
starter equipment I should—
[09:53] Kaz
Wh-What the heck?! Stop! Stop it!
[09:55] Kaz
I get it, okay?! I'm sorry!
[09:58] Kaz
If you hate it that much,
then you can go home.
[10:00] Kaz
I'll work out the rest on my own.
[10:03] Aqua
What are you talking about?!
[10:04] Aqua
I'm in trouble because I can't go back!
[10:06] Aqua
What do I do? Huh? What am I gonna do?
[10:08] Aqua
What am I supposed to do from now on?!
[10:12] Kaz
Hey, calm down, Goddess.
[10:14] Kaz
Times like these call for guilds.
[10:16] Kaz
Going to places like that to gather
intel is what you do in RPGs.
[10:21] Aqua
Huh? You're supposed to be
some game otaku shut-in.
[10:25] Aqua
Why are you so reliable?
[10:27] Kaz
All right! Let's go, Goddess.
[10:28] Aqua
Hey, wait.
[10:31] Aqua
You can call me "Goddess" if you like,
[10:33] Aqua
but when you can, call me "Aqua,"
so we don't cause a commotion.
[10:36] Kaz
I get it.
[10:38] Kaz
If you're a goddess,
[10:39] Kaz
wouldn't you know where we can
find an adventurer's guild?
[10:42] Aqua
I'm a goddess.
[10:44] Aqua
There's no way I'd know about
every little lowly place like that.
[10:49] Kaz
This girl's useless...
[10:51] Shop
Thanks for your business.
[10:52] Customer
Thank you. Up we go...
SIGN Adventurer's Guild
SIGN Adventurer's Guild
SIGN Adventurer's Guild
SIGN Adventurer's Guild
SIGN Adventurer's Guild
SIGN Adventurer's Guild
SIGN Adventurer's Guild
SIGN Adventurer's Guild
[10:57] Kaz
Looks like this is the place.
[11:04] Aqua
Scary!
[11:07] C
Welcome! If you're here to eat,
please take any open seat.
[11:11] C
If you need job guidance,
head to the counter inside.
[11:14] Kaz
Thank you.
[11:21] Man
Hey!
[11:23] Man
Haven't seen you around here before.
[11:26] Man
And what's with the weird clothes?
[11:29] Kaz
Oh, we've actually come a long way,
and we just got into town.
[11:36] Kaz
I want to become an adventurer
to fight the Devil King's army, too.
[11:41] Man
Is that right, you reckless punk?
[11:43] Man
Welcome to the gates of Hell!
[11:46] Man
If you're lookin' for the guild
admission desk, it's over there.
[11:52] Aqua
Hey.
[11:54] Aqua
How can you make up a story
like that on the spot?
[11:58] Kaz
Listen, Aqua.
[11:59] Aqua
Okay.
[12:00] Kaz
Today we'll register with a guild
and find a place to stay the night.
[12:04] Aqua
G-Got it. I don't know anything about games,
[12:07] Aqua
but I guess that's how it works
in worlds like this, right?
[12:10] Kaz
Exactly. All right, let's go.
[12:12] Aqua
Oh, wait.
[12:14] Aqua
You seem like such a capable guy.
[12:17] Aqua
Why were you a shut-in otaku with
no friends or girlfriend before?
[12:21] Aqua
Why did you seclude yourself every day
and act like such a shut-in NEET?
[12:24] Kaz
Stop calling me a shut-in NEET, you bitch.
[12:26] Kaz
Don't lump "shut-in" and "NEET" together.
[12:31] Luna
Hello. What can I do for you today?
[12:34] Kaz
Um, we'd like to become adventurers.
[12:36] Luna
I see.
[12:38] Luna
In that case, you'll first need
to pay the registration fee.
[12:41] Kaz
Sure, sure...
[12:42] Kaz
Huh? Registration fee?
[12:46] Kaz
Do you have any money?
[12:48] Aqua
You dragged me here without any warning.
[12:50] Aqua
Of course I don't.
[12:52] Kaz
This girl's useless...
[13:02] A
Are you ready to order?
[13:04] Kaz
Um, I'm still thinking about it...
[13:07] A
Please take your time.
[13:09] Kaz
Hey, what should we do?
[13:11] Kaz
We've already hit a roadblock.
[13:13] Kaz
Normally we'd get a minimal
amount of equipment
[13:16] Kaz
and enough to cover basic
living expenses, at least.
[13:19] Kaz
This is totally inhospitable.
[13:20] Aqua
There goes your reliability, just like that.
[13:23] Aqua
Well, I guess it was inevitable.
You are a shut-in NEET.
[13:26] Kaz
Don't call me a shut-in NEET.
[13:27] Aqua
Fine. I guess it's my turn now.
[13:30] Aqua
Let me show you what a goddess can do!
[13:36] Aqua
You there, priest! State your denomination!
[13:40] Aqua
I'm Aqua.
[13:41] Aqua
Yes, the object of worship for the
Religious Order of Axis: the goddess Aqua!
[13:46] Aqua
If thou art one of my followers...
[13:50] Aqua
It'd be a huge help if you
could lend me some money!
[13:54] Priest
I'm in the Eris Sect, actually...
[13:59] Aqua
Oh, you are? I'm sorry.
[14:03] Priest
Oh, young lady, are you with the Axis Sect?
[14:07] Priest
The relationship of the goddesses Aqua and
Eris is that of superior and subordinate.
[14:11] Priest
This must be fate. I saw earlier that
you couldn't cover the fee, correct?
[14:17] Priest
Here. Please consider this
Eris-sama's divine blessing.
[14:21] Priest
Still, no matter how devout a believer you
are, you mustn't call yourself a goddess.
[14:25] Aqua
Uh, yes. I'm sorry.
[14:28] Aqua
Thank you very much...
[14:33] Aqua
He didn't even believe that I'm a goddess.
[14:36] Aqua
By the way, Eris is a goddess ranked beneath me.
[14:41] Aqua
A believer in my subordinate took pity on me
[14:46] Aqua
and lent me money...
[14:48] Kaz
Y-Yeah...
[14:56] Kaz
Um, we've brought the registration fee.
[15:00] Luna
S-Sure...
[15:02] Kaz
Something told me she didn't want
to make eye contact with us.
[15:06] Luna
Allow me to formally explain.
[15:08] Luna
Adventurers each have their own occupations.
[15:12] Luna
This is your registration card.
[15:15] Luna
It keeps track of how many
monsters you've vanquished.
[15:18] Luna
As your level increases, you'll earn
points that you can use to learn skills,
[15:23] Luna
so please work hard to raise your level.
[15:25] Luna
Now, both of you, please hold
your hands over this crystal.
[15:30] Kaz
Like this?
[15:46] Luna
With this, you will each
learn your current status,
[15:49] Luna
so please choose your desired
occupation based on your stats.
[15:53] Kaz
Here it comes!
[15:54] Kaz
Now my tremendous latent
abilities will be made apparent,
[15:57] Kaz
and there'll be an uproar
throughout the guild!
[16:03] Luna
Yes, thank you very much.
[16:06] Luna
Satou Kazuma-san, is it? Let me see...
[16:10] Luna
Average across the board.
[16:12] Luna
With the exception of
decently high intelligence...
[16:14] Luna
Oh? Your luck is extraordinarily high.
[16:17] Luna
Of course, luck isn't a very
essential stat for an adventurer...
[16:21] Luna
With this much luck,
[16:23] Luna
I'd recommend becoming a
merchant or something similar...
[16:27] Kaz
Hey, she's disapproving of my adventurer's
lifestyle right off the bat.
[16:30] Kaz
What's going on?
[16:32] Kaz
U-Um,
[16:34] Kaz
make my primary job "adventurer," please.
[16:36] Luna
W-Well, you can always
change jobs when you level up!
[16:41] Kaz
Y-You're right!
[16:43] Kaz
The weakest job, huh?
[16:49] Luna
Aside from your intelligence
being below average,
[16:51] Luna
and your luck being the
lowest possible level,
[16:53] Luna
all of your stats are
drastically above average!
[16:57] Aqua
What? Does that mean I'm really amazing?
[16:59] Luna
A-Amazing is an understatement!
[17:03] Luna
The mage class, which requires
intelligence, is out of the question,
[17:06] Luna
but other than that,
you can be anything you want!
[17:08] Luna
A crusader, sword master, arch priest...
[17:12] Luna
Nearly any advanced class right from the start!
[17:14] Aqua
I see. It's a shame there's
no "goddess" occupation,
[17:18] Aqua
but in my case, maybe I'll be an
arch priest who heals her allies.
[17:21] Luna
An arch priest!
[17:23] Luna
An almighty class that commands
all recovery and support magic,
[17:27] Luna
and that boasts enough strength
to stand at the front line!
[17:36] Luna
Without further ado, welcome to
our adventurer's guild, Aqua-sama.
[17:40] Luna
All of our staff will be looking
forward to your future exploits.
[17:45] A
Starting off as an arch priest is incredible!
[17:49] Man
Someone like you might actually be able
to beat the Devil King, you reckless girl!
[17:54] Kaz
No event like this is going to happen for me?
[17:57] Aqua
It's the adventurer's life for
us starting today, Kazuma!
[18:00] Kaz
I thought you absolutely hated all this.
[18:03] Aqua
Did I?
[18:12] Kaz
Well, anyway, everything thus far has
been basically character creation.
[18:17] Kaz
Now our adventure is finally about to begin!
[20:08] Kaz
Wait, this isn't right!
[20:09] Aqua
What isn't?
[20:11] Kaz
No, wait a second!
[20:13] Aqua
What's wrong? Did you forget to
use the bathroom before bed?
[20:16] Aqua
It's dark. Want me to go with you?
[20:18] Kaz
No need! It's not that!
[20:21] Lady
Keep it down!
[20:23] Both
W-We're sorry!
[20:29] Kaz
We didn't come here to be laborers.
[20:31] Aqua
Oh, that's right!
[20:34] Aqua
I need you to defeat the Devil King,
or I'll never be able to go home!
[20:44] Kaz
Her intelligence stat was
lower than a human's.
[20:49] Kaz
All of the monsters near town have
been long since exterminated.
[20:51] Kaz
With no monsters, there's no need
for anyone to give us any fetch quests.
[20:57] Kaz
I didn't want to learn something so realistic...
[21:00] Lady
Thanks for your business!
[21:15] Aqua
What?
[21:20] Kaz
It's nothing.
[21:22] Aqua
Say...
[21:24] Aqua
I was just thinking.
[21:26] Aqua
Let's go away from here and do a kill quest.
[21:29] Kaz
We're level one. We don't even
have full sets of equipment.
[21:32] Aqua
It'll be fine. As long as you have
me around, it'll be over in a flash!
[21:37] Aqua
You can count on it!
[21:39] Kaz
I feel very uneasy about this.
[21:41] Aqua
Who do you think I am?
[21:44] Kaz
That's right. You are a goddess, after all.
[21:48] Aqua
Yeah! Leave it to me.
[21:52] Kaz
And so our adventure began,
[21:55] Kaz
for real this... time.
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN Episode 1
SIGN "This Self-Proclaimed Goddess and Reincarnation in Another World!"
SIGN Mom, I've come to a parallel world. I feel refreshed, as if I've been reborn. I've found a home and a job, and I'm full of energy. And best of all, a goddess has come along with me. So please don't worry about me. I'll be all right... I'll be all right... Probably...
SIGN Episode 2
SIGN An Explosion For This Chuunibyou!
E2 - An Explosion for This Chuunibyo!
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[00:19] Kaz
This isn't how I imagined
life in a parallel world would be.
[00:23] Kaz
Income is unstable for a beginner adventurer,
[00:27] Kaz
so sleeping in a stable is normal...
[00:31] Kaz
Now that I think about it, adventurers are
[00:33] Kaz
basically insignificant,
job-hopping part-timers.
[00:37] Kaz
Job-hoppers can't even
[00:38] Kaz
afford to stay in hotels in
a place as affluent as Japan.
[00:43] Kaz
Minimum wage?
[00:44] Kaz
Fair labor standards?
[00:46] Kaz
What are those? Are they tasty?
[00:52] Aqua
Good morning.
[00:54] Kaz
Don't "good morning" me.
[00:56] Kaz
It's almost noon.
[00:58] Kaz
Weren't we going on a kill quest?
[01:02] Aqua
Once I realized we didn't have to go to our
construction job, I couldn't help myself.
[01:07] Kaz
What happened to her saying
I could "count on" her yesterday?
[01:10] Kaz
So, wasn't this world supposed to be under
[01:13] Kaz
attack by the Devil King, and in a huge crisis?
[01:15] Kaz
This is as peaceful as it gets!
[01:17] Kaz
There's no sign of evil influence anywhere.
[01:20] Aqua
This is the furthest city
from the Devil King's castle.
[01:23] Aqua
Besides, he wouldn't go out of
his way to attack a city with
[01:26] Aqua
nothing but novice adventurers in it.
[01:29] Kaz
I guess...
[01:30] Aqua
Now, let's go on that kill quest!
[01:34] Aqua
You can count on me!
[01:37] Kaz
Something tells me you said
something similar yesterday.
[01:41] Kaz
But it is true that you're a goddess.
[01:44] Kaz
I'm counting on you.
[01:45] Kaz
All right, let's put together the most
basic equipment we can and head out.
[01:49] Aqua
Yeah!
[01:51] Stable
How long are you gonna hang around?!
You wanna get walloped?!
[01:54] Both
W-We're sorry!
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN Episode 2
SIGN "An Explosion for This Chunibyo!"
SIGN Kill Quest
SIGN Defeat 5 "Giant Toads"
In 3 Days
SIGN Kill Quest
SIGN Kill Quest
[03:41] Kaz
Save me, Aqua!
[03:44] Kaz
Save me— Whoa!
[03:47] Aqua
Oh, man, this is hysterical!
[03:49] Aqua
Kazuma, your face is red and
you have tears in your eyes!
[03:52] Aqua
You look super desperate!
[03:54] Kaz
I'll bury her later, before I head home!
[03:57] Kaz
Giant Toads.
[03:59] Kaz
These guys can't be dismissed as simple frogs.
[04:02] Kaz
When mating season comes,
[04:03] Kaz
they show up in settlements with lots of prey,
[04:06] Kaz
and swallow the farmers' goats whole
[04:08] Kaz
to build up strength in
preparation to lay their eggs.
[04:12] Kaz
In fact, farmers and children
from the settlement
[04:15] Kaz
tend to go missing during these
frogs' mating season every year.
[04:20] Kaz
By the way, their meat is somewhat tough,
[04:22] Kaz
but it's so light and refreshing
[04:24] Kaz
that it's a highly coveted ingredient.
[04:27] Aqua
Kazuma!
[04:29] Aqua
If you want me to save you,
[04:30] Aqua
why don't you start by adding
"san" to the end of my name?!
[04:34] Kaz
Aqua-sama!
[04:36] Aqua
I guess I have no choice.
[04:38] Aqua
I'll help you out, you shut-in NEET!
[04:40] Aqua
In return, you'd better worship
me from tomorrow onward!
[04:44] Kaz
Huh?
[04:45] Aqua
When we get back to town,
join the Axis Sect
[04:48] Aqua
and pray to me three times a day.
[04:50] Aqua
At meal time, when I say "Gimme,"
[04:52] Aqua
you'll hand your food
over without resistance.
[04:55] Aqua
And—
[05:02] Kaz
Don't get eaten!
[05:06] Both
KONOSUBA!
[05:11] Kaz
Good thing the frog stopped moving
around while it was eating you.
[05:19] Aqua
Thank you, Kazuma!
[05:22] Aqua
Thank you!
[05:23] Aqua
Thank you so much!
[05:27] Kaz
She smells disgusting!
[05:29] Kaz
Um, let's head back for today.
[05:31] Kaz
These guys are more than we can handle.
[05:35] Kaz
Let's do this after we get
more equipment together.
[05:39] Aqua
I'm all dirty now.
[05:42] Aqua
If the followers of Axis
see me sullied like this,
[05:45] Aqua
I'll lose their devotion!
[05:47] Aqua
If it gets out that I backed
down from a lowly frog,
[05:50] Aqua
the name of the beautiful and stunning
Aqua-sama will fall by the wayside!
[05:54] Kaz
She's normally happy as can be to work
up a sweat with the older workers,
[05:58] Kaz
and looks forward to her post-bath dinner
[06:00] Kaz
and a good, hard drink most of all.
[06:03] Kaz
She even drools while she sleeps in the stable.
[06:06] Kaz
It's a little late to complain
about being "dirty"...
[06:11] Kaz
Hey! Wait, Aqua!
[06:12] Aqua
Feel the power of the gods!
[06:15] Aqua
Regret that you ever stood in my path
[06:17] Aqua
and bared your fangs at the gods,
[06:19] Aqua
and repent in the pits of Hell!
[06:22] Aqua
God Blow!
[06:25] Aqua
"God Blow" is a lethal fist that carries
a goddess's rage and sorrow!
[06:30] Aqua
Any it strikes will perish!
[06:38] Aqua
N-Now that I have a good look at you,
I think frogs are pretty cute.
[06:43] Kaz
Aqua!
SIGN 2 Giant Toads Killed
SIGN Today's Results
SIGN Eris
[06:59] Man
Miss, another over here!
[07:02] Aqua
There's no way the two of us
can take them on alone.
[07:04] Aqua
Let's recruit more allies!
[07:05] Kaz
5,000 eris per frog...
[07:09] Kaz
We risked our lives and earned no more
than part-time construction work pays.
[07:13] Aqua
This is surprisingly tasty.
[07:15] Aqua
It's a little tough, but the texture's quite nice.
[07:18] Kaz
You say "allies,"
[07:20] Kaz
but we're beginners with
no decent equipment.
[07:22] Kaz
Do you really think anyone
will party up with us?
[07:24] Aqua
You've got me here, so allies—
[07:26] Kaz
Swallow your food!
Swallow your food, then talk!
[07:30] Aqua
I'm an arch priest, the most
advanced job there is!
[07:33] Aqua
Anyone would kill to have me in their party!
[07:37] Aqua
If I offhandedly decided to recruit members,
[07:39] Aqua
there'd be tons of people saying,
"Please! Take me with you!"
[07:43] Aqua
Now that we've got that straight,
hand me another piece of fried frog!
[07:47] Kaz
Oh?
SIGN The Next Day
[07:59] Aqua
Nobody's coming.
[08:03] Kaz
More than half a day passed after
we posted the recruitment offer,
[08:06] Kaz
but no prospective future heroes showed up.
[08:08] 1
No way.
[08:09] 2
You said it.
[08:11] Aqua
Immediate opening!
We're a cozy, harmonious party.
[08:14] Aqua
Any adventurers who wish to journey with
[08:17] Aqua
the beautiful and noble arch priest,
Aqua-sama, need look no further!
[08:20] Aqua(ReviewA)
I've been happy every day
since I joined this party.
[08:23] Aqua(ReviewA)
I definitely hit the jackpot!
[08:26] Aqua(ReviewB)
I got over my illness and became popular,
[08:28] Aqua(ReviewB)
all thanks to joining Aqua-sama's party!
[08:31] Aqua
Hiring requirements: adventurers
in advanced job classes only.
[08:37] Kaz
Hey, let's lower the bar a little.
[08:40] Kaz
Recruiting only members in
advanced jobs is way too strict.
[08:44] Aqua
But... But...
[08:46] Kaz
At this rate, not a single person will come.
[08:49] Kaz
I mean, you might have an advanced job,
but I'm still in the weakest.
[08:54] Kaz
I'll feel ashamed if I'm completely
surrounded by the elite.
[08:56] Megu
I happened to notice your recruitment poster.
[09:02] Megu
That we would meet is a fate
chosen by the world itself.
[09:05] Megu
I have anxiously awaited the arrival
of those such as yourselves.
[09:14] Megu
My name is Megumin!
[09:16] Megu
My calling is that of an arch wizard,
[09:18] Megu
one who controls explosion magic,
[09:19] Megu
the strongest of all offensive magic!
[09:25] Kaz
Um...
[09:28] Megu
Do you, too, desire my forbidden strength,
[09:29] Megu
which is so almighty, I've been
ostracized by the entire world?
[09:33] Kaz
Huh?
[09:35] Megu
Then show me thine resolve to peer
into the ultimate abyss with me!
[09:40] Megu
When man stares into the abyss,
the abyss stares back.
[09:47] Kaz
Are you just here to poke fun at us?
[09:48] Megu
N-No!
[09:51] Aqua
That red eye... Are you a crimson demon?
[09:55] Megu
Indeed! I am Megumin, user of the
finest magic crimson demons possess!
[09:59] Megu
My lethal magic demolishes mountains,
[10:03] Megu
smashes boulders...
[10:07] Kaz
Hey, what's wrong?!
[10:12] Megu
I haven't eaten anything in three days.
[10:15] Megu
Do you have anything I could eat?
[10:18] Kaz
I don't mind treating you,
[10:20] Kaz
but what's with the eyepatch?
[10:22] Kaz
If you're injured, why don't
we have her heal you?
[10:25] Kaz
Her one strong suit is healing magic.
[10:28] Aqua
My "one"?!
[10:30] Megu
This is the magic item that
suppresses my mighty magical powers.
[10:35] Megu
If I were ever to take this off,
[10:37] Megu
a great catastrophe would
surely befall this world...
[10:41] Kaz
So it's like a seal?
[10:44] Megu
Well, that was a lie.
[10:46] Megu
I just wear it for looks.
[10:49] Megu
I'm sorry! Please don't pull on it!
[10:52] Megu
Stop... Stop it!
[10:54] Aqua
You know,
[10:55] Megu
Please cut it out!
[10:55] Aqua
crimson demons are born with high
intelligence, and possess magical powers.
[10:56] Megu
Actually, it'll hurt if you just let go,
[10:59] Megu
so please just slowly put it back where it was.
[11:00] Aqua
Generally, they're all expert magicians,
[11:02] Aqua
and all have weird names.
[11:03] Megu
That's right, slowly, slowly...
[11:05] Kaz
Oh?
[11:06] Megu
Ow! My eye!
[11:09] Kaz
Sorry. I thought you were making fun of us.
[11:12] Kaz
You were talking gibberish
and gave us that weird name.
[11:16] Megu
Calling my name weird is rude.
[11:18] Megu
From my point of view, it's everyone
else in town who has a weird name.
[11:23] Kaz
By the way, what are your parents' names?
[11:25] Megu
My mother is Yuiyui and
my father is Hyoizaburo!
[11:32] Kaz
So this girl's clan has a lot
of good magicians, right?
[11:36] Megu
Hey! If you've got something to say
about my parents' names, let's hear it!
[11:40] Megu
Hyoizaburo!
[11:48] Aqua
Adventurer cards can't be forged.
[11:50] Aqua
She's an arch wizard for sure.
[11:54] Aqua
It's an advanced job that commands
powerful offensive magic!
[11:56] Kaz
Yeah, this girl's magic stat is high...
[12:00] Aqua
Also, if she really can use explosion
magic, then that's amazing!
[12:05] Aqua
It's the most advanced attack magic there is!
[12:08] Megu
Hey, don't call me "this girl" and "she."
[12:11] Megu
I'd prefer you called me by name.
[12:18] Kaz
Well, go ahead and order
something, "arch wizard."
SIGN Kill Quest
SIGN Defeat 5 "Giant Toads" In 3 Days
SIGN Quest Progress 2/5
[12:29] Megu
Explosion magic is the strongest magic.
[12:32] Megu
But that also means it takes time to prepare.
[12:36] Megu
Please keep that frog at bay until
my preparations are complete.
[12:40] Kaz
Right. I'll do it.
[12:43] Aqua
Kazuma, there's another over there!
[12:45] Kaz
Two at once?
[12:49] Kaz
Target the frog in the distance with your magic.
[12:52] Megu
Understood.
[12:53] Kaz
As for the closer one...
[12:54] Kaz
Hey, let's go, Aqua.
[12:56] Kaz
You are a former something-or-other, right?
[12:58] Kaz
Show off some of your former ability.
[13:01] Aqua
What do you mean "former"?!
[13:02] Aqua
I am a goddess! Present tense!
[13:05] Megu
Goddess?
[13:07] Kaz
Oh, she just calls herself one. It's rather sad.
[13:10] Kaz
She blurts out stuff like this at times,
[13:12] Kaz
but it's best not to pay it any mind.
[13:14] Megu
How sad...
[13:16] Aqua
Wh-What?! These frogs may be
strong against physical attacks,
[13:20] Aqua
but this time for sure...
[13:22] Aqua
Watch this, Kazuma!
[13:23] Aqua
I'll show you the powers of
a goddess today for sure!
[13:27] Aqua
Tremble before me and fall asleep!
[13:29] Aqua
God Requiem!
[13:31] Aqua
"God Requiem" is a goddess's
requiem of love and sorrow!
[13:35] Aqua
Any it strikes will perish!
[13:44] Kaz
That's a goddess for you.
[13:45] Kaz
She put her life on the line to buy us time.
[13:50] Megu
Darkness blacker than black
and darker than dark,
[13:53] Megu
I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
[13:56] Megu
The time of awakening cometh.
[13:58] Megu
Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary,
[14:01] Megu
appear now as an intangible distortion!
[14:03] Megu
Dance, dance, dance!
[14:06] Megu
I desire for my torrent of
power a destructive force:
[14:09] Megu
a destructive force without equal!
[14:12] Megu
Return all creation to cinders,
[14:14] Megu
and come from the abyss!
[14:16] Megu
This is the mightiest means
of attack known to man,
[14:20] Megu
the ultimate attack magic! Explosion!
[14:48] Kaz
Wow...
[14:50] Kaz
So this is magic?
[14:57] Kaz
Did the explosion wake it up?
[15:00] Kaz
Megumin! Let's back off for now and—
[15:04] Kaz
Huh?
[15:06] Megu
While my mystic art, explosion magic,
[15:08] Megu
possesses tremendous might,
[15:10] Megu
it also consumes tremendous magical power.
[15:13] Megu
In short,
[15:15] Megu
I used magic exceeding my limits,
[15:18] Megu
so now I can't move a muscle.
[15:20] Kaz
Huh?
[15:22] Megu
I never expected a frog to pop up so close by.
[15:26] Megu
This is bad.
[15:27] Megu
I'm going to be eaten.
[15:28] Megu
Sorry, could you help me ou—
[15:35] Kaz
Y-You guys! Don't get eaten!
SIGN Killed 3 Giant Toads
SIGN Today's Results
SIGN Successfully Defeated 5 Total
SIGN Quest Complete
[15:48] ---
Wow! Check out this tadpole!
[15:50] ---
Whoa, it's huge!
[15:53] Aqua
I stink... I stink!
[15:57] Megu
The inside of a frog stinks,
[15:59] Megu
but it feels nice and warm...
[16:02] Kaz
That's information I didn't need to know.
[16:05] Kaz
You're banned from using explosion
magic, except in emergencies.
[16:09] Kaz
Just do your best with some
other magic from now on.
[16:12] Megu
I can't.
[16:13] Kaz
Huh?
[16:15] Megu
I can only use explosion magic.
[16:17] Megu
I can't use any other type of magic.
[16:21] Kaz
For real?
[16:23] Megu
For real.
[16:27] Girl
Hey, wait right there!
[16:29] Aqua
Huh?
[16:30] Aqua
If your level is high enough
to use explosion magic,
[16:32] Aqua
shouldn't you be able
to use other magic, too?
[16:35] Aqua
Even I didn't learn all the arch priest spells
[16:39] Aqua
until after I learned the party trick skills.
[16:42] Kaz
What the heck would you use
"party trick" skills for?
[16:44] Megu
I'm an arch wizard who loves
explosion magic above all else.
[16:48] Megu
I don't like any other magic
in the detonation family.
[16:52] Megu
I only like explosion magic!
[16:54] Megu
I could, of course, easily go on
adventures if I learned other magic,
[16:58] Megu
but that just won't do!
[16:59] Megu
I only love explosion magic!
[17:02] Megu
Even if only one use per day is my limit,
[17:04] Megu
or I collapse after using my magic,
[17:07] Megu
explosion magic is still
the only magic I'll ever love!
[17:10] Megu
After all, I chose the path of an arch wizard
[17:13] Megu
solely so I could use explosion magic!
[17:19] Aqua
Wonderful! Simply wonderful!
[17:21] Aqua
Inefficient though it is,
I'm moved by your romantic pursuit!
[17:26] Kaz
Damn, this magician's hopeless.
[17:30] Kaz
The fact that Aqua sympathizes
with her proves it.
[17:34] Kaz
Based on these two fights,
[17:36] Kaz
I highly suspect this goddess
is completely useless, too.
[17:41] Kaz
Frankly, I don't need any more
problem children to put up with.
[17:45] Kaz
I see!
[17:47] Kaz
I'm sure the path ahead of you
will be thorny, but do your best!
[17:49] Kaz
Once we reach the guild,
we'll split the reward evenly,
[17:51] Kaz
then when we get a chance,
let's meet up somewhere—
[17:54] Megu
My only desire is to use my explosion magic.
[17:58] Megu
I'd be fine with going unpaid if need be.
[18:01] Megu
Yes, an arch wizard's
mighty power can be yours,
[18:04] Megu
for the low cost of food and sundries!
[18:07] Megu
What choice do you have but to make
a long-term contract with me?
[18:10] Kaz
No, no, no.
[18:12] Kaz
Such mighty power would be wasted on a
puny party of novice adventurers like us.
[18:17] Megu
No, no, no.
[18:18] Megu
It's fine, even if you are puny or novices!
[18:21] Megu
I have an advanced job,
but I'm only level six.
[18:24] Megu
Hey, I wish you wouldn't
try to tear my hand away!
[18:27] Kaz
No, no, no, no.
[18:28] Kaz
What kind of magician can
only use a spell once a day?!
[18:33] Kaz
This girl's got a surprisingly
strong grip, for a magician!
[18:36] Kaz
Hey, let go!
[18:37] Kaz
You got dumped by another party, didn't you?!
[18:40] Kaz
I said let go!
[18:41] Kaz
Heck, if we go into a dungeon, there won't
be enough room to use explosion magic!
[18:45] Kaz
You get more useless by the second!
[18:46] Aqua
Hey, stop! You're getting it on my face!
[18:48] Megu
No other parties will take me anymore!
[18:52] Megu
I'll carry your stuff,
or whatever else you need!
[18:54] Megu
I'm begging you! Please don't abandon me!
[18:56] A
How awful. That man's going
to abandon a little girl!
[19:00] B
And he's got a girl covered
in snot beside him.
[19:03] A
Toying with such a little girl, then
discarding her? What a scumbag!
[19:06] C
Look! Both those girls are all slimy!
[19:10] C
What sort of acts did that
pervert perform on them?!
[19:13] Kaz
I-It's not like that!
[19:21] Megu
I'm fine with whatever erotic acts you like!
[19:25] Megu
I'll show you I can even endure that
slimy act we used those frogs for!
[19:28] Kaz
All right, I get it!
[19:30] Kaz
Glad to have you aboard!
[19:32] All
KONOSUBA!
[19:37] Luna
I've confirmed that you
have completed your quest.
[19:39] Luna
Thank you for your hard work.
[19:41] Kaz
I went up four levels all at once.
[19:44] Kaz
You really do get stronger just
by defeating some monsters...
[19:48] Luna
The newer the adventurer,
the faster you'll grow.
[19:51] Luna
Now then, adding up the
sale of the giant toads
[19:54] Luna
and your quest completion reward,
[19:56] Luna
your total comes to 110,000 eris.
[19:59] Luna
Please verify the amount.
[20:05] Kaz
110,000... Split between three people,
[20:09] Kaz
that comes to around 36,000 eris each.
[20:15] Kaz
We nearly lost our lives for
a reward of 36,000 each.
[20:19] Kaz
It's not worth it.
[20:21] Kaz
I checked the other quests just in case, but...
[20:24] A
I want someone to search
for my lost pet white wolf.
[20:28] B
I want someone to teach
my son swordsmanship.
[20:30] B
Requirements: rune knights
or sword masters only.
[20:34] C
Looking for a practice partner
for magical experiments.
[20:37] C
Requirements: must have high HP or
confidence in their magic resistance!
[20:42] Kaz
Yeah, it's no use.
[20:48] Kaz
I want to go back to Japan.
[20:50] Kaz
The ally we recruited is a lost cause.
[20:53] Kaz
Living in this world isn't gonna be easy.
[20:56] Dark
I happened to see your recruitment poster.
[21:01] Dark
Are you still recruiting party members?
[21:06] Kaz
Um...
[21:08] Kaz
We are!
[21:10] Kaz
Though, I wouldn't really recommend it...
[21:14] Kaz
A female knight.
[21:15] Kaz
An extraordinarily beautiful one at that!
[21:18] Kaz
She's such a gorgeous older
woman, I got so nervous
[21:21] Kaz
that my voice squeaked a little.
[21:24] Kaz
It's an adverse effect of
my long life as a shut-in!
[21:27] Dark
I see. Thank goodness.
[21:30] Dark
I have anxiously awaited the arrival
of someone such as yourself.
[21:39] Dark
My name is Darkness.
[21:42] Dark
My calling is that of a crusader.
[21:51] Dark
Please let... Please let me...
[21:55] Dark
j-j-join your party!
SIGN Dad, I've gotten totally used to my life here in this parallel world. My days are busy, spent with my dependable companions. Work is going well, and I've been commended, saying I'll be promoted extraordinarily quickly. I'm so content with life that I never feel exhausted, lonely, or resentful. It's true. I'm telling the truth, okay?
SIGN Episode 3
SIGN A Panty Treasure in This Right Hand!
E3 - A Panty Treasure in This Right Hand!
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[00:01] Dark
My name is Darkness.
[00:03] Dark
My calling is that of a crusader.
[00:06] Dark
Would you please...
[00:09] Dark
Would you please let me join your p-p-party?
[00:16] Kaz
Um...
[00:18] Dark
Those two slimy ladies earlier
were allies of yours, right?
[00:21] Dark
What in the world did that to them?
[00:23] Kaz
Oh, uh...
[00:24] Kaz
They were swallowed by
Giant Toads, and the mucus—
[00:27] Dark
What?!
[00:28] Dark
It's worse than I imagined...
[00:31] Kaz
What's with this woman knight?
[00:33] Dark
No, wait!
[00:35] Dark
As a knight, I cannot overlook
such horrors befalling two girls
[00:38] Dark
of such a tender age!
[00:40] Kaz
Her eyes are scaring me...
[00:41] Kaz
She's setting off my danger radar.
[00:44] Kaz
It's telling me something's up with her,
just like Aqua and Megumin.
[00:48] Kaz
No, I'd advise against it.
[00:51] Kaz
It's hard to say how useful
one of our members is,
[00:53] Kaz
another can only use her magic once per day,
[00:56] Kaz
and I'm the lowest job class.
[00:58] Kaz
Our party's total trash,
[00:59] Kaz
so I'd recommend you look elsewhe— Ow, ow, ow!
[01:02] Dark
That's even better!
[01:04] Dark
The truth is, this was a bit
difficult for me to say,
[01:09] Dark
but while I have confidence in my
strength and stamina, I am clumsy...
[01:14] Dark
So, um...
[01:15] Dark
None of my attacks ever hit their mark.
[01:18] Kaz
Looks like my sensor was spot-on.
[01:21] Dark
As such,
[01:23] Dark
I'll charge to the front line,
[01:25] Dark
so please use me as a shield!
[01:26] Kaz
Her face is too close!
[01:28] Kaz
The negative effects of my long life
as a shut-in are kicking in now?!
[01:32] Kaz
No, that isn't it!
[01:33] Kaz
This is just too stimulating for
an adolescent virgin like me!
[01:36] Kaz
Stay calm... Don't be seduced
by her womanly charms!
[01:40] Kaz
No.
[01:41] Kaz
I could never use a woman as a shield.
[01:44] Dark
It would be my pleasure!
[01:46] Kaz
Well, we get eaten by
monsters in every battle.
[01:48] Dark
That would be even more my pleasure!
[01:52] Kaz
Oh, I get it.
[01:54] Kaz
It's not just her abilities.
She's hopeless to the core.
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN Episode 3
SIGN "A Panty Treasure in This Right Hand!"
[03:33] Kaz
I was so worn out, I slept until noon...
[03:35] Aqua
Hup!
[03:39] Aqua
There!
[03:46] Aqua
Thank you! Thank you!
[03:47] Aqua
Thank you!
[03:49] Aqua
Oh, look, Kazuma!
[03:51] Aqua
What do you think of my newly acquired skill?
[03:53] Aqua
Isn't it befitting of a
water goddess like myself?
[03:57] Kaz
Isn't that a party trick skill,
you low-grade goddess?
[04:00] Aqua
KONOSUBA!
[04:03] Kaz
You can learn skills with the
points you've saved up, huh?
[04:07] Kaz
I'll have to be careful not to
use them on any weird skills.
[04:14] Megu
First you get someone to
teach you how to use a skill.
[04:18] Megu
Then the entry will appear on your card.
[04:22] Megu
If you use your points on that entry,
you'll finish learning it.
[04:25] Kaz
Does that mean if I have you teach me,
[04:28] Kaz
I could learn to use explosion magic, too?
[04:31] Megu
Exactly!
[04:32] Megu
That's exactly right, Kazuma!
[04:34] Megu
If you want to learn explosion magic,
[04:35] Megu
I'll teach you as much as you want!
[04:37] Megu
Heck, is there any other skill
more worthwhile to learn?
[04:41] Megu
No, there certainly is not!
[04:43] Megu
Come, now, and walk the
path of explosions with me!
[04:47] Kaz
Her face is too close...
[04:49] Kaz
Hey, calm... calm down, little girl!
[04:53] Kaz
Besides, I only have three points right now...
[04:55] Megu
L-Little girl?
[04:58] Kaz
Huh?
[05:08] Megu
I'm a little girl?
[05:12] Kaz
I wonder if there's some quick and easy skill...
[05:15] Kaz
One that'll be a good value,
that doesn't take many points to learn.
[05:18] Dark
I've been looking for you.
[05:22] Kaz
Oh, no!
[05:24] Dark
You said you had too much to drink yesterday
[05:26] Dark
and headed straight home...
[05:27] Kaz
N-No need to worry!
[05:29] Kaz
I was trying to turn her down gently.
[05:32] Kaz
Looks like my intentions didn't
get through to her at all!
[05:35] Dark
Shall we continue where our
conversation left off yesterday?
[05:38] Dark
Please let me join your party—
[05:40] Kaz
I refuse.
[05:44] Dark
Such a snap decision!
[05:46] Kaz
Huh? That made her happy?
[05:48] Kaz
She's dangerous!
[05:51] Chris
That won't do, Darkness.
[05:53] Chris
You can't be so pushy.
[05:55] Kaz
Um, and you are?
[05:57] Chris
I'm Chris, a thief, as you can see.
[06:01] Chris
This girl is my friend, I guess?
[06:03] Kaz
Thank goodness.
[06:04] Kaz
This one seems like a
relatively competent person.
[06:06] Chris
You seem to be in need of a useful skill.
[06:10] Chris
How about a thief skill?
[06:12] Kaz
Huh?
[06:13] Chris
It takes very few points to learn,
so it's a good value.
[06:16] Chris
I'm sure it would come in handy.
[06:18] Chris
How about it?
[06:19] Chris
If you act now, I'll do it
for the cost of a drink.
[06:21] Kaz
That's cheap!
[06:22] Kaz
All right, please do!
[06:24] Kaz
Excuse me! One ice-cold drink
for this lady over here!
[06:30] Chris
KONOSUBA!
[06:33] Chris
So,
[06:34] Chris
there are all sorts of thief skills,
like "Enemy Detection" and "Lurk,"
[06:38] Chris
but I recommend this one in particular.
[06:40] Chris
Here I go. Watch carefully.
[06:42] Kaz
Right! I'm ready, Chris-san!
[06:45] Chris
Steal!
[06:56] Kaz
Hey! My coin pouch!
[06:59] Chris
This is the thief skill "Steal."
[07:01] Chris
If it's successful, you can take
possession of your opponent's property.
[07:04] Chris
So that's how you use it.
[07:07] ---
Huh...
[07:10] Chris
Hey, want to have a showdown?
[07:13] Chris
Learn this thief skill yourself,
[07:15] Chris
then steal this pouch back from me.
[07:17] Dark
Hey, isn't that overdoing it a bit?
[07:20] Chris
He's an adventurer, isn't he?
[07:22] Chris
Crossing dangerous bridges
comes with the territory.
[07:26] Kaz
A high tuition fee, huh?
[07:29] Kaz
Still,
[07:30] Kaz
this is exactly the sort of exchange between
rowdy adventurers that I've been craving!
[07:35] Kaz
At long last,
[07:36] Kaz
it's my first adventure-like event
since coming to this world!
[07:40] Kaz
Sure!
[07:41] Chris
Then it's settled.
[07:42] Chris
Use your adventurer card
and acquire the skill.
[07:46] Chris
The skills you learned from me
should be displayed there.
[07:50] Kaz
Enemy Detection: one point.
[07:52] Kaz
Lurk: one point.
[07:54] Kaz
Pilfer: one point.
[07:56] Kaz
Nature's Beauty...
[07:57] Kaz
"Nature's Beauty"?
[07:59] Dark
Oh...
[08:00] Dark
That's the party trick skill
your ally used earlier.
[08:05] Kaz
Five points for a measly party trick?
[08:07] Kaz
That's steep!
[08:08] Kaz
Yeah, I won't need this.
[08:31] Chris
Okay! The thief skills you chose are now yours!
[08:34] Chris
Come at me anytime!
[08:35] Kaz
All right!
[08:37] Kaz
Whatever I steal from you,
don't cry about it!
[08:40] Chris
A success will net you this magic dagger.
[08:42] Chris
It's a fine item that wouldn't go
for less than 400,000 eris.
[08:45] Kaz
Wow!
[08:46] Chris
And the consolation prize will be...
[08:48] Chris
These rocks!
[08:50] Kaz
That's dirty!
[08:53] Chris
This will greatly lower the odds
that you'll nab the dagger.
[08:56] Kaz
Damn.
[08:57] Kaz
This really was enlightening.
[08:59] Kaz
This isn't Japan.
[09:01] Kaz
It's survival of the fittest in this world.
[09:03] Kaz
Any gullible fool who gets
tricked has himself to blame.
[09:07] Kaz
I'll do it!
[09:09] Kaz
Steal!
[09:16] Kaz
All right! Looks like it worked!
[09:24] Kaz
What's this?
[09:27] Kaz
Oh! This is just as great a success!
[09:31] Kaz
I hit the jackpot!
[09:34] Chris
No! G-Give me back my panties!
[09:45] Dark
Wh-What a savage act.
[09:48] Dark
It appears my eyes didn't lead me astray!
[09:52] Kaz
KONOSUBA!
[09:54] Megu
Oh, Kazuma.
[09:56] Aqua
Where have you been?
[09:57] Aqua
You missed my dazzling tricks.
[10:00] Aqua
Wait, what's with her?
[10:02] Kaz
Actually...
[10:03] Dark
Indeed.
[10:04] Dark
She's just depressed because,
when she taught Kazuma thief skills,
[10:07] Dark
her panties were stripped off, then all
the money she had on her was taken.
[10:12] Kaz
Hey, what are you blurting out?!
[10:14] Chris
He said giving back his coin
pouch wouldn't be enough,
[10:16] Chris
so I said I'd pay any price
[10:18] Chris
if he'd just return my panties...
[10:21] Chris
But then he told me to decide
what they were worth on my own!
[10:24] Kaz
Whoa, hold on! Hold on!
[10:26] Kaz
You're not wrong, but seriously, hold on!
[10:28] Chris
He said if I didn't, they'd be revered
[10:31] Chris
within his family as an heirloom from now on!
[10:34] Kaz
Hey!
[10:35] Kaz
The eyes of every female adventurer
around us are turning stone-cold!
[10:40] Kaz
Seriously, wait a second!
[10:42] Megu
So, Kazuma, were you able to learn
the thief skills without any trouble?
[10:48] Kaz
Well, see for yourself.
[10:49] Kaz
Here I go!
[10:50] Kaz
Steal!
[11:05] Kaz
What's this?
[11:07] Megu
What happened?
[11:08] Megu
Did your stats go up with your level,
[11:11] Megu
allowing you to change jobs
from "adventurer" to "pervert"?
[11:15] Megu
Um, it's a bit drafty,
so please give me back my panties.
[11:19] Aqua
Kazuma, you...
[11:21] Kaz
H-Huh? That's strange.
[11:22] Kaz
What you steal should be random...
[11:24] Dark
To strip such a young girl of her panties
[11:27] Dark
in a public place is truly savage!
[11:29] Dark
I can't let this pass!
[11:32] Dark
You must let me join your party!
[11:35] Kaz
No, thanks.
[11:40] Kaz
This chick is definitely the hopeless type.
[11:43] Kaz
I can't let any more weirdos into our party.
[11:46] Aqua
Hey, Kazuma.
[11:47] Aqua
Is this the person you mentioned
[11:49] Aqua
who came for an interview while Megumin
and I were in the bath yesterday?
[11:53] Dark
KONOSUBA!
[11:56] Megu
Hey, this lady is a crusader!
[11:59] Megu
We shouldn't have any
reason to turn her down.
[12:03] Kaz
Crap...
[12:04] Megu
Look at this. She's a crusader.
[12:04] Kaz
I really didn't want to
let these two meet her.
[12:08] Kaz
All right, I guess I can play that card.
[12:11] Kaz
Darkness,
[12:12] Kaz
there's something I have to tell you.
[12:16] Kaz
The thing is...
[12:18] Kaz
Aqua and I may not look like much,
[12:20] Kaz
but we seriously intend to defeat the Devil King.
[12:23] Aqua
Uh-huh.
[12:24] Chris
Oh?
[12:25] Megu
You do?
[12:26] Aqua
Yeah. Awesome, isn't it?
[12:28] Kaz
Our adventure is bound to become
more and more rigorous.
[12:33] Kaz
For you in particular, Darkness.
[12:34] Kaz
If a female knight like you
[12:36] Kaz
were to be captured by the
Devil King, it'd be bad news.
[12:38] Kaz
You'd be sure to suffer a horrendous fate!
[12:41] Dark
Yes, that's exactly right.
[12:44] Dark
Since old times,
[12:45] Dark
suffering an erotic fate at
the hands of the Devil King
[12:47] Dark
has always been the duty and
expectation of a female knight.
[12:50] Dark
That alone makes it worthwhile to go!
[12:52] Kaz
Wait, what?
[12:53] Dark
Huh? What is it?
[12:54] Dark
Did I say something strange?
[12:57] Kaz
I-I'll take care of this one later!
[13:00] Kaz
You listen up, too, Megumin.
[13:02] Kaz
Our opponent is the Devil King.
[13:04] Kaz
We're picking a fight with the
strongest being in this world.
[13:07] Kaz
There's no need to force yourself
to stay in a party like—
[13:11] Megu
My name is Megumin!
[13:12] Megu
I am a user of the finest magic
crimson demons possess,
[13:15] Megu
and I command explosion magic!
[13:17] Megu
The Devil King fancies himself superior
to us and dares call himself "strongest"!
[13:21] Megu
I shall obliterate his vile presence
with our strongest of magics!
[13:25] Kaz
This one's a lost cause, too...
[13:26] Kaz
What should I do?
[13:27] Kaz
I made these two embarrassing
girls even more motivated.
[13:30] Aqua
Kazuma, Kazuma...
[13:32] Aqua
I've kind of gotten cold feet
now that I've heard all this.
[13:36] Aqua
Isn't there some easier way?
[13:38] Kaz
You should be the most motivated of all.
[13:40] Kaz
In fact, this concerns you most of all.
[13:44] Luna
Emergency quest! Emergency quest!
[13:47] Kaz
What is it this time?
[13:48] Luna
All adventurers, please gather
at the front gate at once.
[13:51] Luna
I repeat: all adventurers,
[13:54] Luna
please gather at the front gate at once!
[13:59] A
They're coming!
[14:00] B
It can't be! No one told me
it was happening today!
[14:03] C
Don't let the children outside!
[14:04] D
Oh, no! Oh, no!
[14:09] AdvA
You're all ready for this, right?
[14:11] AdvB
Better get psyched up!
[14:21] Kaz
What is it? What's coming?
[14:23] Dark
I'll protect everyone.
[14:25] Dark
Kazuma, stay close to me.
[14:26] Kaz
What's the emergency quest?
[14:28] Kaz
Is it a monster attack?
[14:30] Aqua
Didn't they say? It's cabbage. Cabbage!
[14:33] Kaz
Huh?
[14:36] Ruffian
Looks like it'll be rough this year...
[14:38] Megu
A storm is coming.
[14:42] Adventurers
Harvest time!
[14:45] Aqua
Bring out the mayonnaise!
[14:54] Kaz
What the hell is this?!
[14:58] Cab
Cabbage, cabbage!
SIGN Compulsory Quest
SIGN Defeat All the Cabbages
Flying into the City
[15:02] Ruffian
Go!
[15:06] Aqua
In this world, cabbages fly.
[15:08] Aqua
When they reach optimal flavor
and harvest season approaches,
[15:11] Aqua
they don't just sit back and
let themselves be eaten.
[15:16] Aqua
It's said they careen through
the cities and grasslands,
[15:19] Aqua
cross the continent and ocean,
[15:22] Aqua
and finally quietly pass away
[15:25] Aqua
in a secluded region unknown
to man, without being eaten.
[15:35] Aqua
If that's the case,
[15:37] Aqua
let's catch as many as possible,
[15:41] Aqua
and make them into delicious meals to eat!
[15:44] Luna
Everyone!
[15:46] Luna
The annual cabbage harvesting
season has arrived!
[15:49] Luna
This year's cabbages are of fine quality,
[15:51] Luna
and will go for 10,000
eris per head harvested!
[15:54] Luna
Please capture as many cabbages
as you can and lock them up here!
[16:00] Kaz
Can I just go home and go to bed?
[16:03] Dark
Kazuma.
[16:04] Dark
This is a perfect opportunity.
[16:06] Dark
See my ability as a crusader
with your own eyes.
[16:26] Kaz
She's not hitting a single one!
[16:38] Dark
Look out!
[16:52] Dark
I'll handle this! Get away while you can!
[16:55] Kaz
Darkness!
[17:03] Dark
Wh-What?!
[17:05] Kaz
Her armor!
[17:07] E
I-It's no use!
[17:09] E
Run away by yourself!
[17:11] Dark
Don't be foolish!
[17:14] Kaz
Darkness, you...
[17:17] Dark
How could I ever abandon
[17:20] Dark
those who have fallen?!
[17:24] 1
She's a model knight!
[17:26] Woman
Hurry and run away, Lady Knight!
[17:32] Dark
They're watching me...
[17:37] Dark
These uncultured men
[17:39] Dark
are looking at my skin and getting aroused!
[17:42] Dark
How shameful!
[17:44] Dark
So filthy!
[17:46] Dark
Incredible!
[17:47] Kaz
She's enjoying it?!
[17:49] Adv
I can't believe she's going to
such lengths to protect him!
[17:52] Adv2
As a knight, I must learn from her example.
[17:54] Kaz
No! You guys have it all wrong!
[17:56] Megu
None can stand in opposition
of my lethal explosion magic.
[18:03] Kaz
She's gonna give people the wrong idea, too!
[18:08] Megu
Could I possibly resist the urge
to unleash explosion magic
[18:10] Megu
when faced with such a massive enemy army?
[18:14] Megu
No, I can't!
[18:15] Kaz
Yes, you can!
[18:17] Megu
Oh, blackness shrouded in light...
[18:19] Megu
Frenzied blaze clad in night...
[18:22] Megu
In the name of the crimson demons,
[18:23] Megu
let the collapse of thine origin manifest.
[18:26] Megu
Summon before me the root of
thy power hidden within the lands
[18:30] Megu
of the kingdom of demise!
[18:33] Megu
Explosion!
SIGN Special Bonus
SIGN Abundant Cabbage Harvest
[19:00] A
Well, we won't run short on
vegetables for a good while!
[19:03] Kaz
I refuse to accept this.
[19:06] Kaz
How can a simple cabbage stir-fry be so tasty?
[19:11] Kaz
I didn't come to a parallel
world to fight cabbage.
[19:15] Aqua
I'd expect no less from a crusader.
[19:17] Aqua
It's no surprise that
[19:19] Aqua
those cabbages had a tough time
breaching your iron-clad defenses.
[19:22] Dark
No, I'm just a solidly-built woman.
[19:26] Dark
Becoming a wall to protect
someone is all I'm good for.
[19:29] Megu
Aqua's Nature's Beauty was splendid, as well.
[19:32] Megu
She boosted the morale of all the adventurers,
[19:35] Megu
and preserved the freshness of the
harvested cabbage with cold water.
[19:38] (Flashback) Aqua
Nature's Beauty!
[19:40] (Flashback) Aqua
Nature's Beauty!
[19:43] (Flashback) Aqua
It was nothing.
[19:44] (Flashback) Aqua
Here!
[19:44] Aqua
That's only natural for an arch
priest who heals everyone.
[19:45] (Flashback) ---
Here!
[19:46] (Flashback) ---
Here!
[19:47] (Flashback) Man
Thank you.
[19:48] Kaz
Is that important?
[19:50] Aqua
An arch priest's magical water is very pure!
[19:53] ---
Really?
[19:53] Dark
Megumin's magic was astounding, too!
[19:55] ---
Really?
[19:56] Dark
You blew away the entire swarm
of cabbages in a single blow!
[19:58] ---
Really?
[19:59] Megu
Have you now seen the power of
the crimson demon bloodline?
[20:02] Dark
Impressive.
[20:02] Dark
Yes. I've never taken a direct
hit with such firepower before.
[20:06] Kaz
Don't let her hit you directly!
[20:15] Aqua
Oh, Kazuma!
[20:16] Aqua
You weren't half bad yourself!
[20:19] Megu
Indeed.
[20:20] Megu
When you erase your presence
with the Lurk skill
[20:22] Megu
Steal!
[20:22] Megu
and attack the enemy from behind with Steal,
[20:26] Megu
you look just like a skilled assassin.
[20:29] Aqua
Kazuma, by my name,
[20:31] Aqua
I hereby confer upon you the title
of "The Great Cabbage Thief."
[20:35] Kaz
Oh, shut up!
[20:36] Kaz
Jeez, how did things end up like this?
[20:39] Dark
Most importantly, you now understand
my abilities as a crusader.
[20:45] Dark
So, once more...
[20:46] Dark
My name is Darkness.
[20:48] Dark
I can use swords with either hand,
[20:50] Dark
but don't expect me to be
a powerhouse in battle.
[20:53] Dark
I'm far too clumsy, and my attacks
hardly ever hit their mark.
[20:56] Dark
However, I'm very good at becoming a wall!
[20:59] Aqua
Our party is turning out to have
a pretty impressive roster, huh?
[21:04] Aqua
There's me, an arch priest,
[21:06] Aqua
Megumin, an arch wizard,
[21:08] Aqua
and Darkness, a crusader.
[21:10] Aqua
There aren't many parties where three out
of four members are advanced job classes!
[21:17] Dark
I'm looking forward to working with you.
[21:18] Kaz
I wouldn't have any real reason to refuse
if she were a normal ally, either.
[21:19] Megu
Yes, pleased to have you.
[21:21] Kaz
She's gorgeous, after all. But still...
[21:25] Dark
So, Kazuma, please don't hesitate to use me
[21:28] Dark
as a decoy or wall anytime from now on.
[21:32] Kaz
She's one of those people...
[21:33] Kaz
A total masochist.
[21:35] Kaz
Although this seems like a perfect
lineup, it's anything but.
[21:38] Kaz
I foresee nothing but hardships in our future...
[21:42] Dark
If I should do anything to hold back the party,
[21:44] Dark
please reprimand me sternly.
[21:46] Dark
You may even abandon me as
a sacrificial pawn if you wish.
[21:50] Dark
J-Just imagining it makes me
tremble with excitement!
[21:56] Dark
Once again, I'm looking
forward to working with you!
SIGN To my teacher at school. I'm currently learning in a parallel world... The workings of its society, what it is to be human, and what it means to be alive. It makes me grateful that all the wonderful events transpiring here make me grow as a person. I'm so grateful, it makes me tear up. There isn't a single night I haven't soaked my pillow in tears. Uh, I mean that in a good way. A good way, okay?
SIGN Episode 4
SIGN Explosion Magic for This Formidable Enemy!
E4 - Explosion Magic for This Formidable Enemy!
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[00:02] Kaz
All right...
[00:12] Kaz
Create Water!
[00:28] Kaz
Well, that's about what I'd
expect from elementary magic.
[00:32] Kaz
Now that I've learned a skill,
maybe I'm a bit more of an adventurer.
[00:35] Dark
Kazuma!
[00:36] Dark
Look!
[00:37] Dark
I repaired my armor with the
reward I got for the cabbages,
[00:40] Dark
and it's so shiny now! What do you think?
[00:43] Kaz
Looks like the sort of armor some
newly-rich aristocrat's son would wear.
[00:48] Dark
There are times when I'd like
some genuine praise, too.
[00:52] Dark
You never show any mercy, do you, Kazuma?
[00:56] Kaz
I don't have time to pay
attention to you right now.
[00:59] Kaz
Do something about that pervert who's
well on her way to surpassing you.
[00:59] Megu
Irresistible. Irresistible!
[01:02] Megu
The luster of this Manatite staff
brimming with magical power...
[01:08] Aqua
What was that?!
[01:09] Aqua
Hey, you, what's the meaning of this?!
[01:11] Aqua
Just how many cabbages do you think I caught?!
[01:13] Luna
W-Well...
[01:15] Aqua
What?
[01:16] Luna
Most of what you caught is actually lettuce...
[01:20] Aqua
Why is there lettuce mixed in?!
[01:23] Luna
Th-There's nothing I can do about it!
[01:24] Dark
It is true that lettuce has
a low redemption rate.
[01:25] Aqua
I went through a lot of
trouble, so do something!
[01:27] Kaz
Is it? I wouldn't know.
[01:31] Kaz
Oh, she's coming this way. This isn't good.
[01:34] Aqua
Kazuma-san!
[01:37] Aqua
About how much was your
reward from our last quest?
[01:41] Kaz
About a million.
[01:45] Kaz
Yes.
[01:46] Kaz
Thanks to the quest that was
sprung on us out of the blue,
[01:49] Kaz
I suddenly obtained a small fortune.
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN Episode 4
SIGN "Explosion Magic for This Formidable Enemy!"
[03:22] All
A million...
[03:25] Kaz
Many of the cabbages I harvested
[03:27] Kaz
were apparently packed with lots of XP.
[03:30] Kaz
I guess high luck makes all the difference.
[03:34] Aqua
K-Kazuma-sama,
[03:36] Aqua
I've thought this for quite
some time, but you're, um...
[03:40] Aqua
fairly cool, you know?
[03:43] Kaz
If nothing praiseworthy about me
comes to mind, don't force it.
[03:48] Aqua
K-Kazuma-san!
[03:50] Aqua
I thought my reward for this
quest would be pretty hefty,
[03:53] Aqua
so I used up all the money I had!
[03:55] Aqua
In fact, I expected to
rake in a bunch of money,
[03:58] Aqua
so I have a bar tab of nearly 100,000 eris!
[03:58] Man
You know what's next.
[04:01] Kaz
What do I care?
[04:02] Kaz
You're the one who suggested we each
keep our rewards for ourselves!
[04:05] Aqua
But that was because I thought
only I'd make a killing off it!
[04:08] Kaz
You're real scum.
[04:09] Aqua
Please, lend me money!
[04:11] Aqua
Just enough to pay my tab is plenty!
[04:13] Kaz
Shut up, you useless goddess!
[04:15] Kaz
I'm going to use this money to escape
life in the stables once and for all!
[04:19] Aqua
Well, you are a boy,
[04:21] Aqua
and I know you rustle around
beside me at night sometimes,
[04:24] Aqua
so I'm sure you'd like a private
room as soon as possible...
[04:27] Kaz
Got it! All right, I got it!
[04:29] Kaz
I'll lend you the money, so shut up!
[04:31] Kaz
KONOSUBA!
[04:32] Aqua
Kazuma, allies sure are great!
[04:35] Aqua
We're the greatest party ever!
[04:39] Man
Oh, thanks for your business.
[04:40] Kaz
Damn her...
SIGN The Next Day
[04:50] Megu
Kazuma looks like a real adventurer now.
[04:54] Aqua
Wearing a tracksuit ruins
that fantasy feel, doesn't it?
[04:57] Dark
Fantasy feel?
[04:59] Kaz
It's elementary, but I did
acquire a magic skill.
[05:03] Kaz
I was thinking of going for a
sword mage style, with no shield.
[05:07] Aqua
Only the things you say sound mature...
[05:09] Megu
Let's go on a kill quest right away, then.
[05:11] Megu
One with lots of small-fry monsters!
[05:15] Megu
I want to test out my new staff's magic power!
[05:18] Dark
No, one with super strong monsters
that hit with a heavy, pleasant blow!
[05:23] Aqua
No, let's do a profitable quest!
[05:26] Aqua
I paid my tab, so I don't have
enough money for meals today!
[05:28] Kaz
They're not on the same page at all!
[05:30] Kaz
Okay, it's the giant toads' mating season,
[05:33] Kaz
and I hear they're infesting
areas near the city...
[05:36] Aqua
No frogs!
[05:36] Megu
Not the frogs!
[05:37] Dark
Why?
[05:39] Kaz
Oh, these two have been traumatized by frogs.
[05:43] Kaz
They got eaten head-first
and covered in slime.
[05:48] Dark
Covered in slime?!
[05:49] Kaz
You're turned on right now, aren't you?
[05:51] Dark
I am not.
[05:53] Dark
KONOSUBA!
[05:56] Kaz
Huh? What's going on?
[05:57] Kaz
There are hardly any requests.
[05:59] Dark
Kazuma! This is it! Let's do this one!
[06:01] Dark
A kill quest for a giant
beast called Black Fang!
[06:04] Kaz
No! No way!
[06:06] Kaz
What's this all about?
[06:07] Kaz
There are only high-difficulty quests left!
[06:11] Luna
I am very sorry.
[06:13] Luna
The truth is, one of the Devil King's top
leaders moved in near town recently.
[06:18] Kaz
Huh?
[06:19] Luna
All the weak monsters in the area have
gone into hiding because of that,
[06:23] Luna
so there's been a sharp decline in requests.
[06:25] Kaz
What?
[06:28] Aqua
Honestly... I don't care if he's
a top leader or whatever.
[06:32] Aqua
If he's an undead, just watch me!
[06:34] Kaz
So this means that
[06:35] Kaz
until capable adventurers and knights
are sent here from the imperial capital,
[06:40] Kaz
we won't be able to find any decent work?
[06:43] Aqua
Look, this is incredible! It's such fine work!
[06:46] Aqua
I wonder if the sale price will go up.
[06:49] Kaz
A thrilling adventure in a parallel world, huh?
[06:58] Kaz
Say, if you want to do magical training,
can't you go on your own?
[07:01] Megu
If I did that, who would carry me home?
[07:05] Megu
After one shot, I can't move anymore.
[07:08] Kaz
Is she
[07:10] Kaz
going to make me tag along for this every day?
[07:15] Kaz
Hey, right here's fine, isn't it?
[07:17] Kaz
Just use your magic on
whatever and let's go back.
[07:19] Megu
I can't do that!
[07:20] Megu
If I don't do it somewhere far from town,
I'll be scolded by the guardsmen again.
[07:25] Kaz
You just said "again," didn't you?
[07:27] Kaz
Did they get mad and call you a
nuisance because of the noise?
[07:33] Kaz
Guess we have no choice...
[07:36] Megu
KONOSUBA!
[07:38] Megu
Is that an abandoned castle?
[07:41] Kaz
It's so eerie.
[07:43] Megu
I'll use that!
[07:44] Megu
Surely nobody will complain
if I obliterate that!
[07:48] Kaz
Uh, yeah...
[07:50] Megu
Crimson-black blaze,
king of myriad worlds,
[07:53] Megu
though I promulgate the laws of nature,
[07:55] Megu
I am the alias of destruction incarnate
[07:58] Megu
in accordance with the
principles of all creation.
[08:00] Megu
Let the hammer of eternity descend unto me!
[08:04] Megu
Explosion!
[08:18] Megu
Burn to ashes within the crimson.
[08:23] Megu
This is fantastic...
[08:27] Kaz
And that's how
[08:29] Kaz
my new daily routine with Megumin began.
[08:33] Aqua
It's cheap, dirt cheap! Fresh cabbage!
[08:36] Kaz
Left dead broke, Aqua worked hard
at her part-time job every day.
[08:36] Aqua
How about some, ma'am?
And you, too, mister!
[08:41] Kaz
Darkness said she was going to do weight
training back at her family home for a while.
[08:46] Kaz
Megumin, who had nothing in particular to do,
[08:48] Kaz
commuted to that abandoned castle every day
and kept unleashing explosion magic on it.
[08:50] Megu
Explosion!
[08:55] Kaz
On cold, rainy evenings...
[08:58] Megu
—plosion!
[09:00] Kaz
On calm, early afternoons,
right after lunch...
[09:03] Megu
—sion!
[09:06] Kaz
On invigorating, early morning walks...
[09:06] Both
Explosion-plosion! Explosion-plosion!
[09:10] Megu
—on!
[09:15] Kaz
I'd give that one 60 points, I think.
[09:17] Kaz
It was lacking in volume.
[09:21] Megu
Explosion!
[09:21] Kaz
No matter the occasion,
[09:23] Megu
Explosion...
[09:23] Kaz
Megumin unleashed magic upon that
abandoned castle every day.
[09:25] Megu
Explosion!
[09:29] Kaz
I kept close, observing her magic,
[09:33] Kaz
and eventually came to
understand the quality
[09:37] Kaz
of each day's explosion magic.
[09:47] Megu
Explosion!
[09:58] Kaz
It feels pretty good today.
[09:59] Kaz
The explosion's shock waves practically
reverberate through my flesh and bones,
[10:04] Kaz
and yet the delayed vibrations of
the air seem to stroke my skin.
[10:09] Kaz
Nice explosion!
[10:11] Megu
Nice explosion!
[10:13] Megu
You've come to understand the
path of explosions, Kazuma.
[10:17] Megu
How about it?
[10:18] Megu
Why not learn explosion magic for real?
[10:23] Kaz
It could be fun to acquire it in
the future, if I can afford to.
[10:27] Megu
That's a great attitude.
[10:36] Kaz
The future, huh?
[10:38] Aqua
I'm back!
[10:40] Aqua
Take a look at this!
[10:41] Aqua
We had some cooking leftover,
so they said I could bring it home.
[10:44] Aqua
It's a huge score!
[10:46] Kaz
Hey, Aqua, I don't want to say this, but...
[10:49] Aqua
What?
[10:49] Kaz
To be blunt, I'm starting to think we're
incapable of taking down the Devil King.
[10:55] Kaz
Listen.
[10:56] Kaz
I never had any amazing powers like
the protagonists in fairy tales do.
[11:01] Kaz
Shouldn't some group endowed with
powerful abilities, equipment,
[11:05] Kaz
and so forth be sent in to fight
the Devil King's army instead?
[11:08] Aqua
Don't say that! I'll never be
able to go home that way!
[11:11] Kaz
Save lines like that for after you've
done something a goddess would do,
[11:16] Kaz
like guiding the hero or buying
time by sealing the Devil King
[11:19] Kaz
until the hero can stand on his own.
[11:21] Kaz
You deadbeat who's only
useful for party tricks!
[11:28] Kaz
That's the situation, so come up with some
profitable business that's simple to do.
[11:32] Kaz
Also, hurry up and teach me recovery magic,
the last thing you've got going for you.
[11:37] Aqua
No!
[11:39] Aqua
Anything but my recovery magic!
[11:41] Aqua
Don't take away my reason for being!
[11:44] Aqua
You've got me for that! Isn't that enough?!
[11:49] Megu
Your verbal lashings are pretty nasty.
[11:49] Aqua
Meanie! Demon! Brute!
[11:52] Megu
Most women would cry if you said what
was on your mind without holding back.
[11:57] Dark
If you're feeling stressed out,
[11:59] Dark
I wouldn't mind if you
verbally abused me instead.
[12:05] Aqua
You're so cruel!
[12:06] Kaz
Why you little...
[12:09] Luna
Emergency! Emergency!
[12:11] Luna
All adventurers, please arm yourselves at once
[12:14] Luna
and gather at the front gate
of the city, ready for battle!
[12:20] Ruffian
That's no laughing matter!
[12:30] Aqua
What is it?
[12:31] Kaz
Hey, what's going on?
[12:33] Kaz
He looks crazy strong!
[12:35] Dul
I'm the leader from the Devil King's army
[12:39] Dul
who moved into a nearby castle recently.
[12:42] Dark
Is that a dullahan?
[12:47] Dul
Day after day, after day, after day!
[12:49] Dul
Wh-Who's the screw-loose imbecile
who keeps firing explosion magic
[12:53] Dul
at my castle every single day?!
[13:01] Kaz
One of the Devil King's top leaders
[13:03] Kaz
was utterly enraged with us.
[13:09] Dul
Day after day, after day, after day!
[13:12] Dul
Who's the screw-loose imbecile who keeps
[13:15] Dul
firing explosion magic at my castle?!
[13:22] A
Explosion magic?
[13:23] B
Who comes to mind that
can use explosion magic?
[13:26] C
If we're talking explosion magic...
[13:33] MagicianA
Huh? M-Me?!
[13:35] MagicianA
Why are you looking at me?
[13:37] MagicianA
I can't use explosion magic!
[13:39] A
Um, I'm still a novice.
[13:41] A
Uh, I really didn't do it! Please, believe me!
[13:44] A
I don't want to die yet!
[13:46] A
I have little brothers to take care of!
[13:51] Dark
Megumin?
[14:05] Dul
So it was you?
[14:10] Dul
You're the imbecile who fired explosion
magic at my castle day after day?!
[14:15] Dul
If you're picking a fight with awareness
that I'm a leader in the Devil King's army,
[14:19] Dul
come attack my castle fair and square!
[14:21] Dul
If you don't have the nerve,
[14:22] Dul
then stay in the city, trembling in fear!
[14:23] Dul
Tell me, why the underhanded harassment?!
[14:27] Dul
Just because we left this city alone since
there's nothing but small fry here,
[14:30] Dul
don't get cocky and make my castle go boom,
boom, boom, boom every single day!
[14:34] Dul
Are you crazy, you wench?!
[14:39] Megu
My name is Megumin!
[14:41] Megu
An arch wizard who commands explosion magic!
[14:47] Dul
What's "Megumin" supposed to be?
[14:49] Dul
Are you making a fool of me?
[14:50] Megu
N-No!
[14:51] Megu
I am a crimson demon,
the greatest magician in this city.
[14:56] Megu
Firing explosion magic at you
continuously was a strategy
[14:59] Megu
to lure you, a leader in the
Devil King's army, out here.
[15:03] Megu
You fell for it, and came to this city alone.
[15:06] Megu
Seems you're out of luck.
[15:09] Kaz
When did this turn into a strategy?
[15:12] Dark
Not to mention she just proclaimed
herself the greatest magician in this city.
[15:16] Aqua
Shh! Do her a favor and keep quiet!
[15:19] Aqua
She hasn't used explosion magic yet today,
[15:22] Aqua
and she has lots of adventurers behind her,
[15:24] Aqua
so she's acting tough.
[15:25] Aqua
This is the good part,
so stand here and watch!
[15:31] Dul
Very well.
[15:32] Dul
It's not as though I came to this
land to meddle with you small fry.
[15:36] Dul
I'll likely be staying in that
castle for a while longer,
[15:40] Dul
so don't use your explosion
magic on it again. Got it?
[15:44] Megu
Impossible.
[15:45] Megu
We crimson demons must unleash
explosion magic once a day, or we'll die.
[15:49] Dul
H-Hey, I've never heard
anything like that before!
[15:52] Dul
Don't make up convenient lies!
[15:55] Dul
Are you saying you don't intend to stop
using explosion magic, no matter what?
[15:59] Megu
Yes.
[16:00] Dul
I may have given myself up to evil,
but I was once a knight.
[16:05] Dul
I'm not interested in mowing
down weaklings. However...
[16:10] Megu
You can't act so composed for long.
[16:13] Megu
Teacher, if you would!
[16:17] Kaz
Hey.
[16:18] Aqua
Guess I have no choice.
[16:19] Kaz
Huh?!
[16:20] Aqua
I don't care if you're one
of the Devil King's leaders!
[16:22] Aqua
Coming here while I'm around was bad luck!
[16:25] Aqua
I can't accept any decent
quests because of you!
[16:29] Aqua
Now, are you ready?!
[16:32] Dul
What do we have here?
[16:34] Dul
An arch priest?
[16:36] Dul
I am one of the top leaders
in the Devil King's army.
[16:39] Dul
I'm not so lowly that I'd be purified
by a low-level priest from this city.
[16:45] Dul
I know.
[16:46] Dul
Why don't I make that crimson
demon girl suffer a bit?
[16:54] Aqua
I'll purify you with my prayer!
[16:57] Dul
You're too late!
[17:00] Dul
I sentence thee to death.
[17:02] Dul
You will die in one week.
[17:10] Kaz
Darkness!
[17:14] Kaz
Damn, he got us! A death sentence?
[17:17] Megu
Darkness! Darkness!
[17:19] Kaz
Are you all right?
[17:23] Dark
It doesn't appear to be serious...
[17:25] Dul
It appears this method may actually
be more effective against
[17:29] Dul
tightly-knit adventurers such as yourselves.
[17:32] Dul
Listen, crimson demon girl.
[17:34] Dul
That crusader will die in one week's time.
[17:38] Dul
Your precious ally
[17:40] Dul
will suffer as she trembles
in terror of death until then.
[17:44] Dul
Yes, because of you!
[17:48] Dul
Watch as your ally suffers
[17:50] Dul
for the next week and
repent for your actions.
[17:55] Dul
You should have just done as I said.
[18:03] Dark
How terrible...
[18:04] Dark
You're basically saying you
cast a death curse on me,
[18:07] Dark
and to obey your orders
if we want it removed?
[18:11] Dark
Is that what you're after?!
[18:14] Dul
Huh?
[18:15] Kaz
I don't even want to understand
what Darkness is talking about.
[18:19] Dark
I won't give in to a mere curse!
[18:23] Dark
I won't give in, but...
[18:24] Dark
Wh-What should I do, Kazuma?
[18:27] Kaz
Yes, I'm Kazuma.
[18:27] Dark
Look at that dullahan's filthy eyes,
hidden beneath his helmet!
[18:28] Dul
Huh?
[18:31] Dark
Those are the eyes of a degenerate who
plans to take me back to his castle,
[18:32] Dul
Huh? What?
[18:34] Dark
tell me to shut up and submit to
him if I want the curse removed,
[18:37] Dark
and demand I perform hardcore
acts of perversion for him!
[18:43] Dul
Huh?
[18:44] Dark
You may do as you please with my body,
[18:47] Dark
but don't think you'll be free to
do as you please with my heart!
[18:50] Dark
A lady knight imprisoned in a castle,
[18:51] Dark
having outrageous demands made
of her by the Devil King's minion...
[18:55] Dark
Oh, what should I do?!
What should I do, Kazuma?
[18:58] Kaz
Yes, yes, I'm Kazuma.
[18:58] Dark
This is an unexpectedly moe situation!
[19:01] Dark
I don't want to go.
[19:02] Dark
I don't want to go, but I have no choice!
[19:05] Dark
I'll resist as long as I can,
so don't stand in my way!
[19:08] Dark
Okay, I'll be back!
[19:11] Dul
What a maniac...
[19:13] Kaz
Stop! Don't go!
[19:14] Kaz
You're bothering the dullahan!
[19:16] Dark
Let go!
[19:17] Dark
Don't stop me!
[19:19] Kaz
Pitiful...
[19:19] Dark
Cut it out!
[19:21] Dark
KONOSUBA!
[19:22] Dul
A-Anyway!
[19:24] Dul
Stop firing explosion magic at my castle!
[19:27] Dul
And you, crimson demon girl!
[19:29] Dul
If you wish to lift the curse on
that crusader, come to my castle.
[19:34] Dul
If you're able to make it all the
way to me, I'll lift the curse.
[19:39] Dul
However, will you all really
be able to make it that far?
[20:03] Kaz
Hey, where do you think you're going?
[20:06] Megu
I'm going to go to the castle,
[20:08] Megu
nail the dullahan with a direct
hit of my explosion magic,
[20:11] Megu
and lift the curse on Darkness.
[20:19] Kaz
You know I'm going with you.
[20:22] Kaz
If you go alone, you'll use
your magic on some peon,
[20:24] Kaz
and then it'll be all over.
[20:26] Kaz
Besides,
[20:27] Kaz
I'm the fool who went with you every day
[20:29] Kaz
and didn't realize the castle belonged
to one of their leaders.
[20:35] Megu
Shall we go together, then?
[20:37] Megu
However, I hear there's a
bunch of undead in the castle.
[20:40] Megu
That means weapons won't work very well.
[20:43] Megu
My magic should be more effective.
[20:46] Megu
So...
[20:50] Megu
Please rely on me at times like these!
[20:53] Dark
Don't...
[20:55] Dark
Give it up, you two.
Don't do all this for me.
[20:59] Kaz
Hey, Darkness! We'll definitely
do something about your curse!
[21:03] Kaz
So rest assured—
[21:04] Aqua
Sacred Break Spell!
[21:24] Both
Huh?
[21:28] Aqua
For me, lifting a dullahan's curse is child's play!
[21:32] Aqua
Well? I can be priest-like once
in a while, don't you think?
[21:43] Aqua
Oh, it was nothing. Actually, maybe it wasn't!
[21:46] Kaz
Megumin and I were so excited.
[21:49] Kaz
Give us back our motivation...
[21:52] Aqua
Hup!
[21:53] Aqua
Nature's Beauty of victory!
SIGN Emergency Quest
SIGN Repel the Dullahan!
SIGN Emergency Quest
SIGN Quest Clear!!
SIGN This is the goddess, Aqua. I'm reporting my progress. We ran into a bit of trouble, but just about everything is going favorably. In fact, it appears as though I've saved the extremely incompetent and reclusive Mr. Satou Kazuma. Mr. Kazuma appears grateful for my devotion from the bottom of his heart. Therefore, I would like to request permission to return home... Huh? I can't? Please, I beg you!
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN A Price for This Cursed Sword!
E5 - A Price for This Magic Sword!
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[00:11] Kaz
This money is meaningless.
[00:14] Kaz
Feeling satisfied with just a few coins,
[00:16] Kaz
taking care of a useless goddess...
[00:18] Kaz
This is not the parallel world life I wished for!
[00:22] Kaz
Fighting ferocious dragons
with a cursed or holy sword,
[00:26] Kaz
being lauded as a chosen hero,
[00:29] Kaz
love blossoming with a party member...
[00:33] Kaz
Isn't that how it's supposed to be?
[00:38] Kids
Red rover, red rover!
[00:41] Aqua
I've had all I can take of living in debt!
[00:45] Aqua
A quest!
[00:46] Aqua
Thanks to that dullahan, there are only
tough ones left, but let's accept one!
[00:49] Aqua
I want money!
[00:52] Dark
I... I don't mind...
[00:55] Aqua
P-Please!
[00:57] Aqua
I'm sick of working part-time
in the shopping district!
[01:00] Aqua
The manager yells at me if
any croquettes aren't sold!
[01:02] Aqua
I'll work hard!
[01:03] Aqua
I'll give it everything I've got this time!
[01:06] Kaz
This is one pitiful self-proclaimed goddess.
[01:06] Aqua
Please!
[01:10] Kaz
I'm sure I'll run out of money eventually, too,
[01:12] Kaz
so go find a decent-looking quest for us.
[01:15] Aqua
Got it!
[01:19] Megu
Will Aqua be all right?
[01:21] Megu
I get the feeling she'll bring
back some insane quest.
[01:24] Dark
I'd be okay with an unreasonable quest!
[01:30] Aqua
All right.
[01:31] Kaz
That's not "all right"!
[01:33] Kaz
What are you trying to accept?!
[01:36] Kaz
"There's a place where a manticore and
a griffin are fighting over territory.
[01:41] Kaz
Please kill both of them.
[01:43] Kaz
The reward is 500,000 eris."
[01:45] Kaz
Are you stupid?!
[01:47] Kaz
I was right to come check on her.
[01:48] Kaz
I nearly let her accept a
ridiculously high-level quest!
[01:52] Aqua
Hey, check this one out!
[01:55] Aqua
"The quality of the town
lake's water has declined,
[01:58] Aqua
and Brutal Alligators
have started to live in it,
[02:00] Aqua
so I would like to have the water purified.
[02:02] Aqua
The monsters will move to a different
habitat if the lake is purified,
[02:06] Aqua
so there's no need to kill them.
[02:08] Aqua
The reward is 300,000 eris."
[02:11] Aqua
This quest is perfect for me!
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN "A Price for This Cursed Sword!"
[03:49] Aqua
How about it?
[03:50] Kaz
Are you actually capable of purifying water?
[03:52] Aqua
You fool.
[03:54] Aqua
Who do you think I am?
[03:56] Aqua
Surely you can tell
[03:58] Aqua
what I'm a goddess of from
my name and appearance.
[04:01] Kaz
Goddess of party tricks, right?
[04:03] Aqua
No, you shut-in NEET!
[04:04] Aqua
Water! Do you not see the beautiful
[04:07] Aqua
water-colored eyes and hair?!
[04:09] Kaz
Go ahead and accept it, then.
[04:11] Kaz
If you accept it alone, you can keep
the whole reward for yourself.
[04:14] Aqua
Wh-What?
[04:17] Aqua
Well, monsters are likely to attack
while I'm purifying the lake...
[04:21] Aqua
So I'd like you to protect me...
[04:24] Kaz
That's what this is about?
[04:26] Kaz
How long will it take?
[04:28] Kaz
About five minutes?
[04:32] Aqua
Half a day or so?
[04:33] Kaz
That's long!
[04:34] Aqua
Please, I'm begging you!
[04:36] Aqua
Help me out, Kazuma-san!
[04:38] Kaz
How will you go about purifying it, anyway?
[04:40] Aqua
Huh?
[04:42] Aqua
Well, for a goddess of my class,
[04:44] Aqua
simply touching the lake should purify it.
[04:48] Kaz
I see.
[04:51] Kaz
Hey, Aqua.
[04:52] Kaz
I think I know a way you
can purify the lake safely.
[04:55] Aqua
Huh?
[04:57] Luna
KONOSUBA!
[05:05] Aqua
Hey, are we really doing this?
[05:07] Kaz
My strategy is rock-solid.
[05:10] Kaz
What're you unsatisfied with?
[05:13] Aqua
I feel like some rare,
[05:16] Aqua
captured monster that's on its way to be sold.
SIGN Exploration Quest
SIGN Purify the Riverhead Lake
[05:32] Kaz
By no means did we come here to abandon
this worthless goddess in the lake.
[05:37] Kaz
She'll be able to touch and purify
[05:39] Kaz
the water from inside the safety of the cage.
[05:41] Kaz
Aqua! Tell us if anything happens!
[05:44] Kaz
We'll reel you in, cage and all!
[05:47] Aqua
I feel like a teabag of black tea
being made into soup stock.
SIGN — 2 Hours In —
[05:56] Aqua
312 iron bars,
[05:59] Aqua
313 iron bars...
[06:02] Dark
No monsters are showing up.
[06:04] Megu
Seems that way.
[06:06] Kaz
You know, you're being awfully reserved today.
[06:09] Megu
Huh?
[06:11] Kaz
Normally, you'd say something chuuni-ish
[06:13] Kaz
and try to blow the monsters away, lake and all.
[06:15] Dark
Oh, that's true.
[06:16] Megu
What sort of impression
do you two have of me?!
[06:21] Megu
My ultimate explosion magic isn't to be
[06:23] Megu
used on the likes of mere alligators.
[06:26] Kaz
You always fire it off all over
the place for no reason...
[06:30] Kaz
Hey, Aqua!
[06:32] Kaz
How's purifying the lake coming along?
[06:35] Aqua
It's going well!
[06:37] Kaz
You'll catch a chill if you're
in the water too long!
[06:40] Kaz
If you need to go to the
bathroom, let us know!
[06:43] Aqua
Arch priests don't go to the bathroom!
[06:46] Megu
Sounds like she's doing fine.
[06:48] Megu
By the way, crimson demons don't
go to the bathroom, either.
[06:51] Kaz
Did you used to be idols or something?
[06:53] Dark
M-Me, either.
[06:55] Dark
I'm a crusader, so I don't...
[06:59] Dark
I don't...
[07:01] Kaz
Darkness, don't try so hard to deny it.
[07:05] Kaz
You two insist you don't use the bathroom,
[07:07] Kaz
so next time we'll accept a quest
that'll take longer than a day,
[07:10] Kaz
and we'll just see whether you use it or not.
[07:13] Megu
Please don't!
[07:14] Megu
Crimson demons really don't
use the bathroom, okay?
[07:17] Megu
But I'll apologize, so please don't do that.
[07:19] Dark
No less from the man I placed my hopes on!
[07:23] Megu
Still, the alligators aren't coming.
[07:25] Megu
It would be great if this kept up
and things ended peacefully...
[07:29] Kaz
Hey, that line is bound to trigger a flag!
[07:31] Aqua
K-Kazuma!
[07:33] Aqua
Something's coming! Hey, a lot
of somethings are coming!
[07:38] Aqua
Kazuma! Kazuma-san!
[07:44] Aqua
KONOSUBA!
SIGN — 4 Hours In —
[07:49] Kaz
Since the alligators showed up,
[07:51] Kaz
Aqua's not only using her
godly purification ability,
[07:53] Kaz
but is also using purification magic
as if her life depended on it.
[07:56] Aqua
Purification! Purification!
[07:58] Aqua
Purification! Purification! Purifica—
[08:04] Aqua
Purification!
[08:05] Aqua
Purification! Purification!
[08:07] Aqua
Purification! Purification!
[08:10] Aqua
The cage! The cage is making a strange sound!
[08:13] Kaz
Aqua! Let us know if you want to give up!
[08:16] Kaz
We'll pull the cage in by
the chain and run away!
[08:19] Aqua
No way!
[08:20] Aqua
I won't get my reward if I give up now!
[08:26] Aqua
It just went "crack"!
[08:27] Aqua
The cage just made a sound
no cage should ever make!
[08:30] Aqua
Purification! Purification!
[08:32] Dark
It looks kind of fun inside that cage.
[08:37] Kaz
Don't you dare.
[08:38] Aqua
Purification! Purification! Purification!
[08:41] Aqua
Purification! Purification!
SIGN — 7 Hours In —
[08:54] Megu
It looks like the purification is complete.
[08:57] Megu
All of the alligators appear to have left, too.
[09:00] Kaz
Aqua, are you okay?
[09:02] Dark
Aqua?
[09:03] Kaz
Hey, Aqua.
[09:05] Kaz
Aqua-san?
[09:07] Kaz
Hey.
[09:08] Kaz
Hey, I'm talking to you! What's wrong?
[09:15] Kaz
If that's enough to make you cry,
you should've retired from the quest.
[09:19] Kaz
Come on, we're going home.
[09:22] Kaz
Hey, Aqua. We talked it over,
[09:24] Kaz
and we don't need any reward for this.
[09:27] Dark
That's right, Aqua.
The entire 300,000 eris is yours.
[09:31] Megu
Th-That's right! You did all
the work this time, after all!
[09:36] Kaz
C-Come on, get out of the cage already.
[09:39] Kaz
The alligators are gone.
[09:41] Aqua
Just take me back like this.
[09:43] Kaz
What did you say?
[09:45] Aqua
The world outside this cage is scary.
[09:48] Aqua
Take me back to the city like this.
[09:53] Kaz
It looks like this quest
traumatized Aqua yet again.
SIGN Today's Results
SIGN Purify the Riverhead Lake
SIGN Today's Results
SIGN Lake Purification Successful
SIGN Quest Complete
[10:17] Crem
That's the legendary Ancient Dragon.
[10:19] Fio
Can we beat that thing?
[10:21] Fio
Maybe we should run away...
[10:25] Kyou
My name is Mitsurugi Kyouya.
[10:27] Kyou
I was the sort of ordinary high
schooler you could find anywhere,
[10:30] Kyou
but in the abyss of death,
I met a lovely goddess,
[10:32] Kyou
and was reincarnated into this
world as a chosen hero.
[10:36] Kyou
If we let this dragon run rampant,
[10:38] Kyou
many people could be injured,
or lose their lives.
[10:42] Kyou
We are the only ones who can defeat it!
[10:47] Both
Kyouya!
[10:48] Fio
The sacred treasure said to be
[10:50] Fio
created by the gods,
which only Kyouya can wield...
[10:53] Crem
The Cursed Sword, Gram!
[11:06] Fio
That's my Kyouya!
[11:08] Fio
Only he could defeat the
Ancient Dragon in a single blow!
[11:11] Crem
Wh-When did he become yours?!
[11:14] Kyou
Hey, now, stop that.
[11:14] Fio
Blah!
[11:15] Crem
Hey!
[11:16] Fio
Kyouya is mine!
[11:18] Crem
What are you talking about?
[11:19] Crem
Kyouya is mine, okay?!
[11:20] Kyou
I will save this world, without fail.
[11:24] Kyou
I made a promise to her...
[11:28] (Flashback) Aqua
Now, depart on your journey
with the Cursed Sword, Gram,
[11:32] (Flashback) Aqua
chosen hero.
[11:35] (Flashback) Kyou
Lady Goddess.
[11:36] (Flashback) Kyou
I will slay the Devil King
and save the world for you.
[11:40] (Flashback) Aqua
Yes, I expect great things of you.
[11:48] Aqua
A used-up goddess is being transported along...
[11:50] Kyou
This voice...
[11:52] Kyou
I've heard it before!
[11:54] Crem
Kyouya? Where are you going?!
[11:59] Aqua
I'm sure they're taking me away to be sold...
[12:11] Kyou
Lady Goddess!
[12:17] Aqua
I'm sure they're taking me away to be sold...
[12:19] Kaz
Hey, Aqua,
[12:21] Kaz
we're in the city now,
so stop singing that song.
[12:24] Kaz
Just transporting a woman on
her knees in a beat-up cage
[12:27] Aqua
Hang in there, me...
[12:28] Kaz
is already drawing everyone's attention.
[12:30] Kaz
In fact, get out of there already!
[12:33] Aqua
No.
[12:34] Aqua
Inside this cage is my sanctuary.
[12:37] Aqua
The outside world is scary,
so I won't come out for a while.
[12:41] Megu
She's completely holed herself up in there.
[12:43] Dark
Yeah...
[12:45] Kaz
She's just like I used to be...
[12:47] Kaz
Oh, nothing, never mind.
[12:49] Kyou
Lady Goddess!
[12:50] Kyou
It's you, isn't it, Lady Goddess?!
[12:51] Kaz
Huh?
[12:55] Megu
Seriously?
[12:57] Kyou
What are you doing in such
a place, Lady Goddess?!
[13:00] Dark
Hey.
[13:01] Dark
Don't touch my ally so freely.
[13:04] Dark
Who are you?
[13:07] Kaz
You know him, don't you?
He was calling you a goddess.
[13:10] Kaz
Do something!
[13:12] Aqua
Goddess?
[13:13] Kaz
Yes!
[13:20] Aqua
That's right! I'm a goddess!
[13:22] Kaz
She didn't seriously forget
she's a goddess, did she?
[13:33] Aqua
So, what business do you have
with a goddess such as myself?
[13:38] Aqua
Who are you?
[13:39] Kyou
It's me, Mitsurugi Kyouya!
[13:42] Kyou
The Mitsurugi Kyouya who received
this Cursed Sword, Gram,
[13:44] Kyou
from you and was reincarnated in this world!
[13:48] Aqua
Huh?
[13:48] Kyou
Huh?
[13:50] Kaz
Huh?
[13:53] Aqua
Oh, of course! That guy!
[13:55] Aqua
Sorry, I totally forgot!
[13:57] Aqua
I've sent along many people,
[13:59] Aqua
so it's inevitable that I'd forget some!
[14:01] Kyou
Y-Yes...
[14:05] Kyou
It has been a while, Aqua-sama.
[14:07] Kyou
I have been working hard every
day as your chosen hero.
[14:11] Kyou
By the way...
[14:13] Kyou
Why have you been locked up in a cage?
[14:17] Kaz
Because she didn't want to get out of it.
[14:20] Both
KO-NO-SU-BA!
[14:23] Kyou
What?!
[14:24] Kyou
You dragged the goddess to this world?
[14:27] Kyou
Then you locked her in a cage
and dunked her in a lake?!
[14:30] Kyou
What in the world were you thinking?!
[14:32] Aqua
W-Wait! I'm having lots of fun every day,
[14:36] Aqua
and I'm not upset about having
been dragged here anymore.
[14:39] Kyou
Aqua-sama, I don't know
how this man won you over,
[14:43] Kyou
but you are a goddess!
And yet, this little...
[14:47] Kaz
This jerk just says whatever he wants.
[14:49] Kaz
He doesn't even know Aqua all that well!
[14:52] A
What?
[14:53] B
Fighting over a woman?
[14:55] Kyou
By the way, where are you
staying right now, Aqua-sama?
[14:58] Aqua
Um, in the stables...
[15:01] Kyou
Huh?
[15:04] Dark
Hey, take your hands off him!
[15:06] Dark
Is there no limit to your rudeness?!
[15:09] Megu
He's kind of making me want to blow him up.
[15:11] Kaz
Don't do that. I'll die, too.
[15:13] Kyou
You two are...
[15:15] Kyou
A crusader and arch wizard?
[15:17] Kyou
I see. You're blessed with
wonderful party members.
[15:21] Kyou
You have such excellent people here,
[15:24] Kyou
yet you make Aqua-sama sleep in a stable.
[15:26] Kyou
Have you no shame?
[15:31] Kaz
I'm sure this guy has
[15:32] Kaz
lived a life free of worry
with that Cursed Sword Gram
[15:35] Kaz
that he got as a perk when reincarnating.
[15:38] Kaz
I worked my way up from square one,
[15:41] Kaz
so why must I get lectured by a guy like him?
[15:44] Kaz
Also, these girls are "excellent"?
[15:47] Kaz
I've
[15:49] Kaz
never once
[15:50] Kaz
seen the slightest
[15:52] Kaz
glimpse of
[15:53] Kaz
that!
[15:55] Kyou
All of you should travel with me,
a sword master, from now on.
[15:59] Kyou
I'll even buy you full sets
of high-grade equipment.
[16:04] Aqua
Hey, this is bad.
[16:06] Aqua
This guy seriously freaks me out.
[16:08] Aqua
He's the narcissistic type, and that scares me.
[16:11] Dark
What should I do?
[16:12] Dark
My instincts won't let me accept that man.
[16:15] Dark
I enjoy getting hit more than attacking,
[16:17] Dark
but something about him
makes me want to hit him.
[16:20] Megu
Can I blow him up? Can I blow him up?
[16:22] Kaz
Um,
[16:24] Kaz
it sounds like my allies unanimously
don't want to join your party.
[16:28] Kaz
Bye, then.
[16:33] Kyou
Wait!
[16:36] Kaz
Would you move aside?
[16:38] Kyou
Sorry, but I can't leave
Aqua-sama in this environment.
[16:42] Kaz
What now? He's the type
that won't listen to anyone.
[16:45] Kaz
I can see where this is going.
[16:48] Kyou
Will you have a match with me?
[16:50] Kaz
I knew it.
[16:51] Kyou
If I win, turn Aqua-sama over to me.
[16:54] Kyou
If you win, I'll listen to any
one request you have.
[16:57] Kaz
All right, I'm in. Here I go!
[16:59] Kyou
Hey, wait!
[17:01] Kaz
Steal!
[17:14] Kaz
That'll teach you to say whatever you please.
[17:16] Fio
C-Coward!
[17:19] Fio
Coward, coward, coward!
[17:23] Kaz
Are you two this guy's allies?
[17:25] Crem
That's right, you disgusting man! Coward!
[17:28] Kaz
This cheater with a cursed sword
[17:30] Kaz
who challenged a novice adventurer with
weak gear to a match is the real coward!
[17:35] Crem
Give back Gram!
[17:37] Crem
Only Kyouya can use that cursed sword!
[17:39] Kaz
Huh?
[17:40] Kaz
For real?
[17:42] Aqua
The Cursed Sword Gram is for
this embarrassing guy's use alone.
[17:49] Kaz
Well, I have it now, so I guess I'll keep it.
[17:51] Fio
W-Wait just a second!
[17:53] Crem
We won't accept the way you won!
[17:58] Kaz
I'm an advocate of true gender equality,
[18:01] Kaz
a guy who has no problem doling out
a drop kick to a female opponent.
[18:06] Kaz
Don't think I'll go easy on you.
[18:09] Kaz
I'll unleash my Steal ability
right here in public.
[18:13] Fio
Huh?
[18:14] Crem
Wh-Wha?
[18:19] Kaz
So, what'll it be?
[18:25] Kaz
Come on. Come on!
[18:31] Both
No!
[18:36] Dark
Nice!
[18:37] Kaz
Uh, no...
[18:38] All
KONOSUBA!
SIGN The Next Day
[18:42] Aqua
Why?!
[18:45] Dark
That was Aqua's voice.
[18:47] Megu
I wonder what happened.
[18:49] Kaz
Is she never satisfied until
she's caused a commotion?
[18:56] Aqua
She said my reward this time,
[18:58] Aqua
after deducting the cost of
the broken cage, is 100,000 eris.
[19:02] Aqua
The cage repair fee is 200,000 eris.
[19:05] Aqua
I wasn't even the one who broke it...
[19:08] Aqua
The next time I see that man,
[19:10] Aqua
I'm going to nail him with God Blow for sure!
[19:13] Kyou
I've been looking for you, Satou Kazuma!
[19:18] Kyou
I heard about you from a certain thief girl.
[19:22] Kyou
She said you're a demon
who strips off panties!
[19:24] Kyou
What's more, there also seem
to be rumors that you're into
[19:27] Kyou
getting girls covered in slime.
[19:29] Kyou
They call you "Kazuma the Brute."
[19:31] Kaz
Hey, wait! Tell me who's spreading that around!
[19:33] Kyou
Aqua-sama,
[19:35] Kyou
I swear that I will defeat the Devil King.
[19:38] Kyou
So, please, party up with me—
[19:40] Aqua
God Blow!
[19:47] Aqua
Hey, you!
[19:49] Aqua
Pay the repair fee for the cage you broke!
[19:51] Aqua
It's 300,000! 300,000!
[19:53] Kyou
Oh, uh, sure...
[19:55] Kaz
Didn't she say 200,000 earlier?
[19:58] Aqua
Excuse me!
[20:00] Aqua
One drink and a stack of fried frog, please!
[20:06] Kyou
I... I realize this request is asking too much...
[20:11] Kyou
But, please, could you return
the cursed sword to me?
[20:14] Kyou
In exchange, I'll buy you the
finest sword in the shop—
[20:19] Megu
First,
[20:20] Megu
there's the matter of the cursed sword
no longer being in his possession.
[20:24] Kyou
Huh?
[20:29] Kyou
S-Satou Kazuma, where's the cursed sword?
[20:33] Kyou
Wh-Wh-Where did my cursed sword go?
[20:36] Kaz
I sold it.
[20:38] Kyou
Damn it!
[20:41] Crem
Kyouya!
[20:46] Kaz
This money is meaningless.
[20:48] Dark
What in the world was with that guy?
[20:51] Dark
By the way,
[20:52] Dark
he kept calling Aqua a goddess.
What was that about?
[20:58] Kaz
The time is right.
[21:00] Kaz
It might be okay to tell Megumin and Darkness.
[21:04] Aqua
I've kept this to myself until now,
[21:06] Aqua
but I'll tell you.
[21:09] Aqua
I am Aqua,
[21:10] Aqua
the goddess who rules water,
worshiped by the Religious Order of Axis.
[21:14] Aqua
Yes, I am the goddess Aqua!
[21:17] Both
Did you dream that?
[21:19] Aqua
No!
[21:20] Luna
Emergency! Emergency!
[21:22] Luna
All adventurers, please arm yourselves at once
[21:25] Luna
and gather at the front gate of the city!
[21:27] Luna
Adventurer Satou Kazuma-san
and his party in particular,
[21:30] Luna
as quickly as possible, please!
[21:33] All
Huh?
[21:44] Kaz
Him again?
[21:47] Dul
All of you...
[21:50] Dul
Why haven't you come to the castle?!
[21:52] Dul
You wretches!
[21:58] Kaz
What?
SIGN Mr. Satou Kazuma is growing noticeably stronger, and is progressing so well, he could defeat the Devil King as soon as tomorrow. This is entirely due to my supervisory talents. Mr. Kazuma, who was once a shut-in NEET, seems to be in constant awe of my shrewd coaching, which is gentle like a mother's, yet strict like a father's. Therefore, I would like to request permission to return home immediately... Huh? I can't? No!
SIGN Episode 6
SIGN A Conclusion to This Worthless Fight!
E6 - A Conclusion to This Worthless Fight!
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[00:05] Dul
Why haven't you come to the castle?!
[00:07] Dul
You wretches!
[00:10] Kaz
What?
[00:11] Kaz
Why?
[00:12] Kaz
We're not firing explosion
magic at you anymore...
[00:15] Dul
Not firing it at me, you say?
[00:17] Dul
That's a barefaced lie!
[00:21] Dul
That crazy crimson demon girl
[00:24] Dul
is still coming to my castle every single day!
[00:27] Kaz
Huh?!
[00:31] Kaz
You?!
[00:31] Megu
Ow!
[00:33] Megu
That's not it! Please hear me out!
[00:36] Megu
Until now, I've been able to settle for
unleashing my magic on empty plains,
[00:41] Megu
but since I learned the allure of using
magic attacks on a castle, well...
[00:46] Megu
Now I need something big and
hard, or I just can't endure it.
[00:50] Kaz
Don't say that while fidgeting!
[00:52] Kaz
Besides, you can't move after
unleashing your magic!
[00:55] Kaz
Which means you must've had an accomplice...
[01:01] Kaz
You?!
[01:03] Aqua
Ow! Ow! Ow!
[01:04] Aqua
I can't get any worthwhile quests because of him,
[01:07] Aqua
so I wanted revenge!
[01:11] Dul
Hear me, fools. My name is Verdia.
[01:15] Dul
This isn't the only thing I'm deeply offended by.
[01:19] Dul
Did you not have the backbone to
seek retribution for your ally's death?!
[01:24] Dul
I may be evil now, but in life,
I strove to be an upstanding knight.
[01:27] Dul
In my opinion,
[01:30] Dul
allowing the death of that crusader,
a model knight who
[01:33] Dul
protected her ally and received
my curse, to go to waste is simply—
[01:37] Dul
What?
[01:42] Dark
G-Gosh, um...
[01:45] Dark
A model knight?
[01:47] Dul
H-Huh?
[01:50] Dul
What?!
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN Episode 6
SIGN "A Conclusion to This Worthless Fight!"
[03:23] Dul
Huh? You're... alive?
[03:27] Aqua
What's this?
[03:28] Aqua
Was this dullahan waiting
for us the whole time,
[03:31] Aqua
with no idea that we easily dispelled
his curse after he left?
[03:35] Aqua
That's hilarious! Super hilarious!
[03:39] Dul
I-If I felt like it, I could massacre
every inhabitant of this city!
[03:40] Aqua
That's so pathetic!
[03:45] Aqua
You're awfully cocky for an undead!
[03:47] Dul
Do you think a beginner
adventurer's magic can—
[03:49] Aqua
Turn Undead!
[04:01] Aqua
Hey, Kazuma, this isn't right! It's not working!
[04:04] Kaz
No, it looked pretty effective to me.
[04:06] Kaz
He went "Gah!" and all.
[04:09] Dul
Are you really a beginner?
[04:14] Dul
Isn't this city a gathering
place for beginners?
[04:18] Dul
F-Fine, then.
[04:20] Dul
There's no need for me to fight you myself.
[04:25] Dul
Undead Knights!
[04:27] Dul
Show this lot a glimpse of Hell!
[04:30] Kaz
I bet he's freaked out because your magic
was more effective than he expected.
[04:35] Dul
Th-That's not it!
[04:37] Dul
Why should the boss be the one you fight first?
[04:40] Dul
You start with the small fry—
[04:41] Aqua
Sacred Turn Undead!
[04:48] Dul
M-My eyes! My eyes!
[04:50] Aqua
Wh-What should we do, Kazuma?
[04:53] Aqua
My purification magic isn't affecting him at all!
[04:55] Kaz
He did go "Yah!" and all.
I think it was very effective.
[05:02] Ful
That's enough!
[05:04] Ful
Slaughter everyone in the city!
[05:10] A
Call a priest!
[05:11] B
Someone go to the church and bring
back all the holy water they've got!
[05:16] Dul
Now, let me hear your screams of despair!
[05:24] Kaz
Hey!
[05:26] Aqua
Why are they all targeting me?! I'm a goddess!
[05:29] Aqua
I've been a good girl every day, too!
[05:31] Dark
No fair!
[05:33] Dark
I've been a really good
girl every day, so why?!
[05:37] Kaz
Maybe the lost undead are instinctively
seeking salvation from a goddess?
[05:43] Kaz
Megumin! Can't you nail that swarm
of undead with explosion magic?
[05:47] Megu
But when they're all scattered like that...
[05:51] Aqua
Kazuma-san! Kazuma-san!
[05:59] Kaz
You idiot! Don't come this way!
[06:01] Kaz
If you go the other way,
I'll treat you to dinner tonight!
[06:04] Aqua
I'll treat you if you do something!
[06:07] Aqua
I can't get rid of them, no matter
how many times I use Turn Undead!
[06:11] Kaz
Damn, there are too many of them!
[06:14] Kaz
Wait a second.
[06:15] Kaz
Megumin, ready your magic and stand by!
[06:18] Megu
R-Roger!
[06:20] Kaz
Aqua! Follow me!
[06:23] Aqua
What for?!
[06:26] Kaz
Megumin!
[06:28] Kaz
Now!
[06:30] Megu
What an ideal situation!
[06:32] Megu
I'm grateful! I'm deeply grateful, Kazuma!
[06:38] Megu
My name is Megumin!
[06:41] Megu
I am a user of the finest magic
crimson demons possess,
[06:44] Megu
and I command explosion magic.
[06:46] Megu
Behold my power!
[06:50] Megu
Explosion!
[07:07] Megu
It appears every last person
here has been left speechless
[07:10] Megu
after witnessing my explosion magic.
[07:15] Megu
That felt amazing...
[07:20] Kaz
Need me to carry you?
[07:22] Megu
P-Please.
[07:27] A
She did it! The crazy crimson demon girl did it!
[07:30] B
She's crazy in the head, and so is her name,
but she pulls through when it counts!
[07:34] C
I see you in a new light, crazy girl!
[07:37] Megu
Grr.
[07:38] Megu
I'm sorry.
[07:39] Megu
Please remember those people's faces for me.
[07:42] Megu
I'll blow them all away later.
[07:47] Dul
Amusing...
[07:52] Dul
Amusing! Very amusing!
[07:55] Dul
I didn't think you'd actually
annihilate my underlings!
[07:58] Dul
All right, then, as promised...
[08:01] Dark
Kazuma!
[08:04] Dul
I shall personally take all of you on!
[08:08] Kaz
Megumin is out of magic power.
[08:10] Kaz
Aqua's magic isn't enough
to deliver a fatal blow.
[08:13] Kaz
What do we do?
[08:14] Se
No need to fear!
[08:15] Se
The city's ace in the hole will be here soon!
[08:18] He
Yeah! It doesn't matter if he was a
leader in the Devil King's army or not!
[08:22] Kaz
The city's ace in the hole?
[08:24] Ga
We can create a blind spot
if we all attack at once.
[08:26] Ga
Get him, everyone!
[08:31] Dul
It appears you wish to die first.
[08:38] Kaz
Stop!
[08:39] Kaz
Don't go!
[09:02] Dul
Who's next?
[09:04] Mag
Wh-When Mitsurugi-san gets here,
he'll slay you in a single blow!
[09:09] Kaz
Mitsurugi?
[09:11] Kaz
Mitsurugi is...
[09:16] Kaz
The guy whose sword I stole and sold...
[09:26] Dul
Then, until he arrives...
[09:28] Kaz
This is bad. Seriously bad!
[09:31] Dul
Do you think you can hold out?!
[09:41] Dark
How dare you?
[09:43] Dark
How dare you do that to them?!
[09:45] Kaz
Stop, Darkness! Your sword
is no match for him!
[09:47] Dark
As one whose calling is to protect others,
[09:50] Dark
there are some matters I cannot concede!
[09:55] Dark
I-I'm sure
[09:57] Dark
you intend to use those strong
arms of yours to lewdly torture
[10:01] Dark
and make an example of
me in front of everyone!
[10:04] Dark
Try it if you think you can!
[10:06] Dark
In fact, show me what you've got!
[10:08] Dul
Enough of the weird delusions!
[10:10] Dul
They'll get the wrong idea about me!
[10:13] Dark
You're on, Verdia!
[10:16] Dul
It's inevitable that a holy knight
would be my opponent!
[10:33] Dul
Huh?
[10:36] Kaz
Oh, come on, now!
[10:37] Kaz
You even miss stationary
targets? How embarrassing!
[10:41] Kaz
This girl is my ally!
[10:43] Dul
What a disappointment.
[10:46] Dul
That's enough!
[10:50] Kaz
Darkness!
[11:01] Kaz
Darkness, stand down!
[11:02] Dark
A crusader
[11:04] Dark
can't stand down when protecting
someone behind them!
[11:08] Dark
That is absolute!
[11:10] Dark
B-Besides...
[11:12] Dark
Besides, this dullahan is the
shrewd man I thought he was!
[11:16] Kaz
What?
[11:18] Dark
He's been shaving away at my armor
[11:21] Dark
a little at a time for a while now.
[11:23] Dark
Instead of stripping me nude,
[11:25] Dark
he's left only parts of my armor intact,
[11:27] Dark
leaving me in an even more provocative state
than nakedness to publicly shame me!
[11:33] Dul
Huh?
[11:34] Dark
Bring it on!
[11:35] Dark
Is this all there is to a shaming
by the Devil King's army?!
[11:38] Dark
Hit me some more! Now!
[11:41] Dul
Huh?!
[11:42] Kaz
At least consider the time and place!
[11:44] Kaz
You freaking hardcore pervert!
[11:46] Dark
Hardcore pervert?
[11:50] Dark
Y-You should consider the time
and place yourself, Kazuma!
[11:53] Dark
Taking a beating from a monster in public
is already taking everything I've got...
[12:00] Dark
What in the world are you and
this dullahan trying to do to me?!
[12:05] Dul
I'm not doing anything!
[12:06] Kaz
I'm not doing anything!
[12:08] Kaz
Oh, well. You bought me some time.
[12:12] Kaz
Create Water!
[12:20] Dark
I don't dislike being treated this
way without warning, but...
[12:25] Dark
Consider the time and place.
[12:26] Kaz
Th-That's not it! This isn't
some weird foreplay!
[12:29] Kaz
I'm doing this! Freeze!
[12:33] Dul
I messed up!
[12:35] Kaz
As long as it's harder for you
to dodge, that's enough.
[12:37] Kaz
This is what I was really going for!
[12:39] Kaz
Steal!
[12:46] Dul
That wasn't a bad trick.
[12:48] Kaz
Wha—
[12:49] Dul
This just shows our difference in level.
[12:52] Dul
Now, then, I'll put an end to this farce.
[12:58] Dark
Kazuma!
[13:02] Kaz
Darkness!
[13:08] Kaz
Remember! Our opponent is a dullahan.
[13:10] Kaz
What would his weakness have been in an RPG?
[13:14] Kaz
Watch him closely!
[13:16] Kaz
How was he able to dodge my water so adeptly?
[13:20] Kaz
A dullahan's weak point is...
[13:21] Kaz
An undead monster's weak point is...
[13:29] Dul
As a former knight, I give
my thanks to the Devil King
[13:33] Dul
and the false gods for this chance
to have a bout with you.
[13:36] Dul
This is farewell, heroic yet foolish crusader!
[13:41] Kaz
Create Water!
[13:45] Dul
What are you trying to do, boy?!
[13:48] Kaz
It's water!
[13:50] Mag
Create Water!
[13:52] Dul
Stop those attacks!
[13:54] Mag
Create Water!
[13:56] Mag2
Create Water!
[14:00] Dul
C-Curse you all!
[14:01] Kaz
Hit him! Hit him! Damn!
[14:04] Kaz
I'm going to run out of magic!
[14:05] Aqua
Hey, what's all the commotion?
[14:07] Aqua
What sort of game are you playing?
[14:10] Aqua
Are you an idiot?
[14:11] Kaz
Damn her!
[14:13] Kaz
His weakness is water!
[14:14] Kaz
Even a lame goddess like you must
be able to use one water spell!
[14:18] Aqua
It's about time I punished you,
you insolent jerk!
[14:21] Aqua
I can use flood-class water magic.
[14:23] Kaz
You can?!
[14:24] Aqua
Apologize!
[14:26] Aqua
Apologize for calling a water
goddess a "lame goddess"!
[14:30] Kaz
I'll apologize all you want later!
[14:32] Kaz
Hurry up and do it, you useless goddess!
[14:35] Aqua
You just called me a useless goddess!
[14:37] Aqua
Just you watch.
[14:39] Aqua
I'll show you what a goddess can do!
[14:43] Aqua
All my followers in this world,
[14:46] Aqua
the water goddess Aqua commands you.
[14:48] Kaz
Huh?
[14:51] Dul
This is...
[14:52] Aqua
Answer my request, my prayer,
[14:55] Aqua
and show the world thy power!
[14:57] Dul
Oh, no!
[15:01] Dul
L-Let go! You perverted knight!
[15:03] Dark
How abusive...
[15:06] Aqua
Sacred Create Water!
[15:14] Dul
It's water!
[15:17] Kaz
That's enough! Enough, I said!
[15:39] Dul
What are you thinking?
[15:41] Dul
Are you an idiot?
[15:42] Dul
Are you a complete imbecile?!
[15:45] Aqua
Now's your chance, Kazuma!
[15:47] Kaz
This time, I'll steal your weapon for sure!
[15:50] Dul
I may be weakened,
[15:52] Dul
but a beginner adventurer's Steal
[15:54] Dul
will never take possession of my weapon!
[15:58] Dul
I'll end this once and for all!
[16:02] Kaz
Steal!
[16:12] Dul
U-Um... Well...
[16:21] Kaz
Hey, you guys! Let's play soccer!
[16:24] Dul
Soccer?
[16:25] Kaz
Soccer is...
[16:28] Kaz
A game where you handle the ball
with only your feet, not your hands!
[16:32] A
Only your feet?
[16:33] Dul
Whoa! Hey, s-stop it!
[16:36] Dul
Help, help! Stop! Hey, ow! Stop it!
[16:41] Dark
We should be all right,
now that he's so weakened.
[16:43] Dark
Give him a proper send-off.
[16:46] Kaz
Yeah. Aqua!
[16:48] Aqua
Leave it to me!
[16:49] Kaz
Do it.
[16:57] Aqua
Sacred Turn Undead!
[17:03] Dul
Hey, wait!
[17:27] Megu
Oh?
[17:28] Megu
Darkness, what are you doing?
[17:32] Dark
Saying a prayer.
[17:36] Dark
Sedol, the huge liar who said
I was brawny in my armor...
[17:42] Dark
Heinz, who teased me, saying,
"Fan me with that huge sword of yours!
[17:45] Dark
You can hit me with it if you
want, but only if you can!"
[17:50] Dark
And Galil,
[17:51] Dark
who let me into his party
for only a single day,
[17:54] Dark
and screamed at me, saying, "Why are you
charging into the swarm of monsters?"
[18:00] Dark
They were all slain by that dullahan.
[18:04] Dark
If I could see them once more,
[18:07] Dark
I'd love to have a drink with them.
[18:10] All
H-Hey...
[18:15] He
It actually bothers you that
your sword always misses?
[18:18] He
Um, I-I'm sorry.
[18:21] He
I'll treat you later.
[18:23] Dark
Huh?
[18:24] Dark
You're alive?
[18:29] Aqua
For someone as great as me,
[18:30] Aqua
reviving newly-fallen adventurers
is a piece of cake!
[18:31] (Flashback) Aqua
Resurrection! Resurrection!
[18:33] (Flashback) Aqua
Resurrection!
[18:35] Aqua
Now you can have that drink together!
[18:38] E
I see. Darkness-san has a lot
to deal with, doesn't she?
[18:41] A
Shh! She'll hear you.
[18:43] Dark
I want to die...
[18:44] Kaz
Don't hold back.
[18:46] Kaz
We'll keep criticizing her like
this for three days or so.
[18:49] Dark
Th-This isn't the type of shameful abuse I wanted!
SIGN Emergency Quest
SIGN Emergency Quest
SIGN Kill the Dullahan!
SIGN Quest Clear!!
[19:01] All
KO-NO-SU-BA!
SIGN The Next Day
[19:07] Kaz
Things somehow worked out this time,
[19:10] Kaz
but I think I'll lead a leisurely life,
without danger, from now on.
[19:15] Megu
I've been waiting for you, Kazuma!
[19:17] Megu
Listen to this!
[19:18] Megu
Darkness is being super stingy and
telling me I'm too young to have any!
[19:22] Dark
No, wait, that isn't what I...
[19:24] Aqua
You're late!
[19:28] Kaz
She's drunk already!
[19:30] Luna
Oh, Kazuma-san, I've been waiting for you.
[19:33] Luna
Actually, I have a special
reward for you and your party.
[19:38] Kaz
Huh? Really?
[19:42] Kaz
Um, why only us?
[19:44] Ruff
Who knew you'd defeat a
leader of the Devil King's army?
[19:47] Ruff
I believed in the radiance
within you from the very start.
[19:52] Kaz
The radiance within me?
[19:54] Ruff
A light that shines on the gates of Hell...
[19:57] Ruff
There may have been an old legend like that.
[19:59] B
That's right! If you weren't here,
[20:02] B
we never would have defeated the dullahan!
[20:04] Adv
Kazuma! Kazuma!
[20:07] Adv
Kazuma! Kazuma!
[20:10] Adv
Kazuma! Kazuma!
[20:11] Kaz
I'm not really used to this, but it's pretty nice.
[20:15] Luna
Ahem!
[20:16] Luna
In recognition of Satou Kazuma-san's
party's achievement,
[20:20] Luna
I award you 300 million eris.
[20:23] All
Th-Three hundred million?!
[20:25] B
Treat me, Kazuma!
[20:27] E
Kazuma-sama, treat me, treat me!
[20:29] Kaz
Group meeting!
[20:31] Kaz
I have something to tell all of you.
[20:33] Aqua
We won thanks to my abilities,
so we should go 90/10.
[20:36] Kaz
Now that we've acquired great wealth,
[20:38] Kaz
I'm going to live a safe and leisurely life.
[20:41] Dark
Wait!
[20:42] Kaz
I won't wait!
[20:43] Dark
It's a big problem for me if I can't
fight strong enemies anymore!
[20:45] Kaz
It's not a problem!
[20:45] Megu
It bothers me, too.
[20:47] Megu
I'm going to join you, defeat the Devil King,
[20:50] Megu
and earn the title of strongest magician.
[20:52] Kaz
You won't earn it!
[20:52] Aqua
You're going to go back
to being a shut-in NEET?
[20:54] Kaz
I'm not going to, because I'm not a NEET!
[20:56] Aqua
I won't be able to go home!
[20:58] Kaz
I've already made up my mind!
[20:59] Aqua
Huh?
[21:00] Kaz
Don't "huh" me, you useless goddess!
[21:00] Luna
Um, Kazuma-san...
[21:01] Aqua
"Useless goddess"—
[21:04] Aqua
Is it a check? It's a check, right?
[21:07] Luna
Actually,
[21:09] Luna
the flood of water Aqua-san summoned
[21:12] Luna
caused substantial damage to the outer walls...
[21:16] Luna
Of course, defeating a leader of the
Devil King's army is a big accomplishment,
[21:19] Luna
so I won't insist you pay back the full sum.
[21:21] Luna
I just ask that you pay a portion...
[21:24] Aqua
Sneak away...
[21:24] Kaz
Wait.
[21:26] Dark
The reward is 300 million,
[21:28] Dark
and the cost of compensation is 340 million, huh?
[21:31] Megu
Our bloody journey of magic
[21:34] Megu
has only just begun.
[21:36] Dark
Let's go on a quest to take out a
profitable, strong enemy tomorrow.
[21:39] Aqua
W-We can split the debt into equal parts...
[21:44] Kaz
Am I going to spend my entire life
[21:46] Kaz
in this irrational world
with these hopeless allies?
[21:50] Kaz
I gently closed my eyes,
[21:52] Kaz
and firmly decided I would kill the Devil King,
[21:55] Kaz
in order to escape from this
good-for-nothing world.
SIGN My name is Megumin. I leave this record to pass down tales of my great exploits to future generations. The mighty magic power of the extraordinary magician Megumin made the Devil King's army tremble in fear. The people she has saved revered her from the bottoms of their hearts, and all the children were entranced by her. There was a flood of fans waiting for her at the guild, enough that she could have handed out numbered tickets. -Written Preface of the Great Magician
SIGN Episode 7
SIGN A Second Death in This Freezing Season!
E7 - A Second Death in This Freezing Season!
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[00:09] Kaz
Where am I?
[00:13] Kaz
Oh, did I die again?
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN Episode 7
SIGN "A Second Death in This Freezing Season!"
[01:53] Kaz
After the battle with Verdia,
a leader in the Devil King's army,
[01:56] Kaz
the season turned to winter.
[01:58] Kaz
That day, I groaned wholeheartedly,
as if I were coughing up blood:
[02:04] Kaz
I want money!
[02:06] Aqua
Huh? Everyone wants that, obviously!
[02:10] Aqua
Anyway, you're entirely too unresourceful.
[02:12] Aqua
You make a goddess like myself
sleep in a stable every single night!
[02:16] Aqua
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
[02:19] Aqua
If you understand that,
then give me more luxury.
[02:22] Aqua
Spoil me more!
[02:25] Kaz
Do you not get why I want more money?
[02:29] Aqua
Huh?
[02:30] Kaz
Debt!
[02:33] Kaz
Thanks to the debt you've racked up,
[02:35] Kaz
most of the reward money we earn
[02:38] Kaz
from every quest we do is
deducted to repay those debts!
[02:41] Kaz
Just this morning... Just this morning,
[02:43] Kaz
when I awoke in the straw of the stable,
my eyelashes were frozen solid!
[02:48] Kaz
If I keep sleeping in that stable,
I'm going to freeze to death for sure!
[02:54] Aqua
I can't help it!
[02:56] Aqua
This city may have perished
in that battle with Verdia,
[02:59] Aqua
if not for my super astounding efforts!
[03:02] Aqua
You should exalt me more!
[03:04] Aqua
All of you should praise me,
praise me, and spoil me rotten!
[03:07] Kaz
You attention whore!
[03:09] Kaz
If your feats were that astounding,
[03:12] Kaz
then the rewards, accolades,
and debt are all yours!
[03:16] Kaz
Pay off your debts on your own.
[03:19] Aqua
Wait! I'm sorry!
[03:21] Aqua
I apologize for getting carried
away, so don't abandon me!
[03:25] Dark
Why all the fuss so early in the morning?
[03:27] Megu
Do we have some nice job lined up?
[03:30] Kaz
No, we haven't started looking for work yet.
[03:33] Kaz
Given the situation and all...
[03:37] C
What'll we do today?
[03:38] D
I'm sleeping at the inn. It's cold!
[03:41] Megu
The reward for fighting off a
leader in the Devil King's army
[03:44] Megu
was distributed to every
adventurer who participated.
[03:48] Megu
There's no reason for anyone to go
hunting dangerous winter monsters
[03:51] Megu
when their coin pouches are full.
[03:53] Megu
I gladly welcome it, personally.
[03:56] Dark
S-So do I.
[03:58] Dark
The stronger the enemy, the better.
[04:00] All
KO-NO-SU-BA!
[04:06] Kaz
The reward is well and good, but there
seriously aren't any decent quests...
[04:09] Dark
Kazuma, Kazuma!
[04:10] Kaz
I'm Kazuma.
[04:11] Dark
How about this?
[04:13] Dark
A kill quest for a pack of White Wolves.
The reward is a million eris!
[04:17] Dark
Just imagining a pack of wild
beasts making a mess of me...
[04:23] Kaz
Nope.
[04:24] Megu
Kazuma, Kazuma!
[04:25] Kaz
Yes, I'm Kazuma.
[04:26] Megu
How about this?
[04:28] Megu
A kill quest for a One-Shot Bear!
[04:31] Megu
Now is the time for me to
teach it which of us has
[04:35] Megu
the stronger one-shot attack
with my explosion magic!
[04:38] Kaz
I want nothing to do with a monster
with such a dangerous-sounding name.
[04:41] Kaz
I bet we'd die instantly if it
so much as grazed our necks.
[04:46] Kaz
"The mobile fortress 'Destroyer' is approaching,
[04:49] Kaz
so we are recruiting scouts to
predict the route it will take."
[04:52] Kaz
What is this? What's a "Destroyer"?
[04:56] Dark
The Destroyer is the Destroyer.
[04:58] Dark
It's a massive fortress
that moves at high speed.
[05:01] Megu
It lumbers around, trampling everything.
[05:04] Megu
It's oddly popular with children.
[05:06] Kaz
I see. I don't get it.
[05:09] Kaz
Let's see. What's this?
[05:13] Kaz
A Snow Sprite kill quest?
[05:15] Kaz
Hey, what are Snow Sprites?
[05:18] Kaz
They don't sound all that
strong, based on the name,
[05:22] Kaz
but it says the reward is 100,000 eris each.
[05:24] Megu
There are lots of Snow
Sprites in the snowy plains.
[05:27] Megu
It's said that spring will come half a
day sooner for every one you kill.
[05:31] Kaz
Wow.
[05:31] Megu
They're very weak monsters,
so they're easily defeated, but...
[05:34] Aqua
If we're accepting that
quest, I'll go get ready!
[05:37] Kaz
Hey, wait.
[05:39] Kaz
You're laughing?
[05:40] Dark
Snow Sprites, huh?
[05:43] Kaz
Why does this masochistic crusader,
who always wants to fight strong monsters,
[05:49] Kaz
look so happy?
[05:52] Kaz
Still, money takes priority right now!
[06:00] Kaz
These are Snow Sprites?
[06:02] Kaz
Hey, can't you do something
about that outfit?
[06:06] Kaz
You look like some dumb kid going
cicada-catching in the middle of winter.
[06:09] Aqua
I can catch Snow Sprites
with this, and bottle them up.
[06:13] Aqua
I had the idea that if we mix
them in with our drinks,
[06:17] Aqua
we can have ice-cold drinks whenever we want!
[06:20] Aqua
Well? Aren't I smart?!
[06:22] Kaz
I can see how this is going to play out...
[06:25] Kaz
Darkness, what happened to your armor?
[06:27] Kaz
Are you going to be all right in that gear?
[06:31] Dark
No problem.
[06:33] Dark
I'm a little cold, but that in itself is...
[06:39] Kaz
I guess a pervert with steamy thoughts
has a high body temperature to match.
SIGN Kill Quest
SIGN Kill the Snow Sprites!
[06:53] Kaz
Number three, wait!
[06:57] Kaz
Damn! It's darting all over!
[07:00] Aqua
There!
[07:01] Aqua
I caught my fourth one! Kazuma, look here!
[07:05] Aqua
I caught a bunch!
[07:08] Kaz
If my kill count comes out too low,
[07:11] Kaz
I'll kill the Snow Sprites she caught, too.
[07:15] Kaz
Now!
[07:20] Megu
Kazuma!
[07:20] Kaz
What?
[07:21] Megu
Can I blow away all the ones in
the area with explosion magic?
[07:24] Kaz
All right! Wipe them all out!
[07:26] Megu
Roger!
[07:29] Megu
By my efflux of deep crimson,
[07:31] Megu
topple this white world!
[07:36] Megu
Explosion!
[08:04] Kaz
Hey, are you all right?
[08:08] Megu
I got eight of them.
[08:10] Megu
That makes nine defeated Snow Sprites total.
[08:13] Megu
I even went up a level.
[08:16] Kaz
Oh, nice going!
[08:17] Kaz
It would've been a little cooler if you
weren't buried in the snow, though.
[08:22] Kaz
What the heck?
[08:23] Kaz
Killing Snow Sprites is totally delectable!
[08:28] Kaz
Why doesn't everybody do this?
[08:31] Dark
There it is!
[08:32] kaz
Huh?
[08:38] Kaz
Wh-What is that?!
[08:39] Dark
So exciting...
[08:42] Kaz
Sh-She's playing dead...
[08:44] Aqua
Kazuma!
[08:46] Aqua
I'll tell you why adventurers don't
accept Snow Sprite kill quests.
[08:51] Kaz
Huh?
[08:53] Aqua
You lived in Japan,
[08:56] Aqua
so I'm sure you've at least heard the name
in the news and weather forecasts.
[08:59] Aqua
He's the Snow Sprites' master,
[09:02] Aqua
and is also said to evoke the image of winter...
[09:05] Aqua
Yes,
[09:07] Aqua
the Winter Shogun has arrived!
[09:13] Dark
Th-The Winter Shogun!
[09:15] Dark
One of the specially designated monsters
[09:18] Dark
the country has put a huge bounty on!
[09:20] Kaz
Huh?!
[09:22] Dark
I'm sure this monster plans
to use his position as shogun
[09:25] Dark
to have his way with me.
[09:28] Dark
I'll resist him,
[09:30] Dark
but he will likely be beyond my
capabilities, and I'll be shamed...
[09:34] Kaz
Stupid!
[09:36] Kaz
Everything in this good-for-nothing world,
the people, the food, and the monsters,
[09:39] Kaz
are all absolutely stupid!
[09:57] Dark
M-My sword!
[10:05] Aqua
Sprites pick up the subconscious
thoughts of the people they encounter
[10:09] Aqua
and take their form.
[10:11] Aqua
But the only ones strolling
around outside town
[10:14] Aqua
in winter are mostly just cheat-users
who came here from Japan.
[10:18] Kaz
So this guy was brought to life by some
idiot who came here from Japan,
[10:21] Kaz
whose train of thought associated
winter with the Winter Shogun?!
[10:25] Kaz
Talk about a pain in the ass!
[10:29] Kaz
When this is over, I'm gonna step on the girl
who's been playing dead this whole time.
[10:34] Aqua
Kazuma!
[10:35] Kaz
What is it?!
[10:36] Aqua
The Winter Shogun is generous.
[10:38] Aqua
If we politely apologize, he'll overlook this!
[10:49] Aqua
Prostrate yourself!
Prostrate yourself before him!
[10:51] Aqua
Come on, everyone, toss your
weapons aside and bow down!
[10:54] Aqua
Apologize! You hurry up
and apologize too, Kazuma!
[10:59] Kaz
The former-something-or-other who appears
to have abandoned all of her pride
[11:03] Kaz
prostrated herself quite
magnificently, indeed.
[11:08] Kaz
Hey, hurry and bow your head, too!
[11:11] Dark
There may be nobody watching,
[11:12] Dark
but a knight such as myself would
never bow her head to a monster.
[11:17] Kaz
You try to go off with monsters
willingly all the time!
[11:20] Kaz
Don't show off your pointless
pride only at times like these!
[11:24] Dark
S-Stop it!
[11:26] Dark
You're forcing me to bow my
head when I don't want to,
[11:29] Dark
and shoving my face into the ground!
[11:31] Kaz
Huh?
[11:33] Dark
What a reward!
[11:36] Dark
The snow is so cold...
[11:38] Aqua
Kazuma!
[11:40] Aqua
Your weapon, your weapon!
[11:41] Aqua
Hurry and throw down the
sword you're holding!
[11:55] Kaz
That's right.
[11:56] Kaz
I was killed by the Winter Shogun.
[12:00] Eris
Satou Kazuma-san.
[12:03] Eris
Welcome to the afterlife.
[12:06] Eris
I am Eris, the goddess who will
lead you down a new path.
[12:12] Eris
Your life in this world is now over.
[12:20] Kaz
This feels familiar.
[12:24] Kaz
Is this how it was when I met Aqua, too?
[12:29] kaz
Are you a goddess of this world?
[12:32] Eris
Yes. Satou Kazuma-san,
[12:35] Eris
you came all the way from
peaceful Japan to this world,
[12:39] Eris
only for this to happen to you...
[12:42] Kaz
What's with this goddess?
[12:44] Kaz
Is she sincerely mourning my death?
[12:47] Kaz
She's not like that useless goddess!
[12:50] Eris
Brave hero who came from a parallel world...
[12:52] Kaz
Y-Yes?
[12:54] Eris
With my power,
[12:56] Eris
I shall have you reincarnated in
peaceful Japan, to an affluent family,
[12:59] Eris
and will make sure you
lead a life of comfort.
[13:03] Kaz
Huh? You can do that?
[13:06] Eris
If you wish it.
[13:08] Kaz
Seriously?!
[13:10] Kaz
I-If possible, I'd like
[13:12] Kaz
above-average parameters in
charm, wisdom, and strength,
[13:14] Kaz
and I'd be even happier in a life where
a beautiful girl is my childhood friend!
[13:18] Eris
Um, that is more than I can...
[13:21] Kaz
Wow, thank goodness!
[13:23] Kaz
I thought it was all over,
[13:25] Kaz
but now it feels like I pulled
through by the skin of my teeth.
[13:28] Kaz
This is a reward for trying my hardest, right?
[13:32] Kaz
Because my life up to now had been so awful!
[13:35] Eris
Yes.
[13:36] Eris
I looked in on your life
from time to time myself.
[13:40] Eris
I believe your days were
filled with adversity.
[13:43] Kaz
You said it!
[13:45] Kaz
I reincarnated thinking I'd get to go on
a thrilling adventure, like in a game.
[13:50] Kaz
This is like a misleading promo video, isn't it?
[13:54] Kaz
The useless goddess who came
with me as a reincarnation perk
[13:56] Kaz
was just an arrogant good-for-nothing.
[13:59] Kaz
We recruited allies,
[14:01] Kaz
but the only ones who turned up were a crazy
[14:03] Kaz
explosion girl who fell flat
every time she used magic,
[14:05] Kaz
and a masochistic,
[14:07] Kaz
perverted crusader whose attacks always missed.
[14:10] Kaz
I was an adventurer,
[14:12] Kaz
but I did construction, side jobs,
and was forced into cabbage hunting.
[14:16] Kaz
I was in debt deep enough to sell an
organ after defeating a boss enemy.
[14:21] Kaz
Sleeping in the stables didn't restore my
strength, it only froze me nearly to death.
[14:27] Kaz
Do you know how it feels to have your
eyelashes frozen solid every morning?
[14:31] Kaz
The previous world's game balance
was beyond terrible, if you ask me.
[14:45] Kaz
H-Huh?
[14:51] Kaz
Why?
[14:53] Eris
After you've been reborn,
[14:56] Eris
may you be blessed once
more with kind encounters.
[15:06] Kaz
I see.
[15:08] Kaz
It appears
[15:10] Kaz
I was unexpectedly fond of
that good-for-nothing world
[15:15] Kaz
that I thought I hated...
[15:18] Kaz
I wanted to adventure with
those girls a little longer.
[15:24] Aqua
Now, return to us, Kazuma!
[15:26] Kaz
Huh?!
[15:27] Aqua
How could you get killed off so easily?
[15:29] Aqua
It's too soon for you to die!
[15:31] Kaz
Wh-What?!
[15:32] Eris
Th-This voice... Aqua-senpai?!
[15:35] Eris
Is it really you?!
[15:36] Aqua
Hey, Kazuma, can you hear me?
[15:38] Aqua
I cast recovery magic on your body,
[15:41] Aqua
so you can come back to this side now.
[15:43] Kaz
Oh, for real?!
[15:45] Eris
P-Please wait a moment!
[15:47] Eris
You've been reborn once already,
so according to the laws of Heaven,
[15:50] Eris
you can't be revived again!
[15:53] Kaz
Is that true?
[15:54] Kaz
Aqua!
[15:55] Kaz
She says that according to the
laws of Heaven or whatever,
[15:59] Kaz
I can't be revived again since
I've been reborn once before!
[16:02] Aqua
Huh? What goddess is spouting that nonsense?
[16:06] Aqua
Hey, you! Identify yourself!
[16:08] Aqua
Where does a goddess in charge of a
backwater like this get off talking to me,
[16:12] Aqua
an elite in charge of Japan, that way?!
[16:15] Kaz
Hey, knock it off!
[16:16] Kaz
The face of the goddess in charge
of that backwater is twitching now!
[16:21] Eris
Um,
[16:22] Eris
she's a goddess called "Eris"...
[16:24] Aqua
Eris?!
[16:26] Aqua
The overrated Eris who's grown cocky
and even became a unit of currency,
[16:29] Aqua
just because she's worshiped a little
in the established religion of this world?
[16:33] Aqua
Hey, Kazuma!
[16:34] Kaz
Yes?
[16:34] Aqua
If Eris gives you any more trouble,
[16:37] Aqua
I'll confiscate her breast pads—
[16:38] Eris
I-I understand!
[16:39] Kaz
Pads?
[16:39] Eris
An exception! I'll deem this an exception!
[16:41] Eris
I'll open the gate right now!
[16:43] Kaz
They're pads?
[16:44] Eris
My goodness,
[16:45] Eris
Aqua-senpai is as unreasonable as ever.
[16:46] Kaz
They're really pads?!
[16:48] Eris
KONOSUBA!
[16:49] Kaz
I don't mind if they're pads.
[16:53] Eris
You have now been connected
to the living world.
[16:55] Eris
This normally never happens, you know.
[17:00] Eris
You are called Kazuma-san, correct?
[17:02] Kaz
Huh? Oh, uh, yes!
[17:09] Eris
This is our little secret, okay?
[17:31] Megu
...zuma! Kazuma, please wake up!
[17:34] Megu
Kazuma!
[17:38] Aqua
Oh, you're finally awake?
[17:40] Aqua
Sheesh, that girl's so hard-headed.
[17:43] Both
Kazuma!
[17:46] Kaz
Th-This is kind of extremely embarrassing.
[17:50] Aqua
Hey, come on, Kazuma.
[17:52] Aqua
What're you blushing for? Say something!
[17:57] Aqua
I brought you back to life, you know.
[18:00] Aqua
Don't you have something to say?
[18:02] Aqua
Come on.
[18:04] Kaz
I want to trade this useless goddess
for that cute goddess from earlier.
[18:09] Aqua
Say something.
[18:11] Aqua
Like words of gratitude, or an apology
for how you've treated such a
[18:14] Aqua
high-class goddess with such
contempt all this time...
[18:17] Kaz
Goddess change!
[18:19] Aqua
Fine, you damn NEET!
[18:22] Aqua
Why don't I send you to
meet Eris right away, then?!
[18:27] Dark
N-Now, now, calm down, Aqua!
[18:30] Megu
How do you feel?
[18:32] Megu
Do you feel strange in any way?
[18:35] Kaz
It looks like I'm all right for now.
[18:38] Megu
You are?
[18:39] Megu
You were killed in such a
terrible way, after all...
[18:41] Kaz
Huh?
[18:42] Kaz
H-How was I killed?
[18:45] Aqua
You were beheaded by the Winter Shogun.
[18:48] Aqua
It was quite a splendid slice.
[18:51] Kaz
B-Beheaded?!
[18:59] Kaz
Winter in this world is
[19:01] Kaz
a season where only those who make
it through the struggle for survival,
[19:05] Kaz
despite the scarce food and harsh environment,
[19:07] Kaz
are allowed to remain alive and active.
[19:10] Kaz
There aren't any quests beginners
like us can complete easily.
[19:16] Kaz
Okay, retreat!
SIGN Kill The Snow Sprites!
SIGN Kill Quest
SIGN Retired
[19:20] All
KONOSUBA!
[19:29] Aqua
Ta-da!
[19:30] Megu
A Snow Sprite?
[19:33] Aqua
I didn't only prostrate myself.
[19:36] Aqua
I pretended to set them all
free, but I saved just one.
[19:40] Aqua
I guess even the Winter Shogun couldn't
see through my convincing performance!
[19:44] Kaz
Way to go, Aqua!
[19:46] Kaz
All right, hand it over and I'll kill it.
[19:49] Aqua
What?! No!
[19:50] Aqua
I'm going to take this one home
and make it a refrigerator!
[19:53] Kaz
The reward for killing those is 100,000 each!
[19:56] Aqua
No! Not this one!
[19:58] Aqua
I've already given it a name!
[20:00] Aqua
I won't let you kill it!
[20:02] Aqua
Don't! Don't!
[20:03] Kaz
She's resisting more than I expected.
[20:05] Dark
Let her be, Kazuma.
[20:08] Kaz
Oh, fine.
[20:13] Aqua
I'll raise it with care,
[20:15] Aqua
and when summer comes,
I'll have it make lots of ice.
[20:18] Aqua
Then we'll open a snow cone shop!
[20:20] Aqua
We'll sleep together on hot, restless nights.
[20:24] Aqua
Hey, what does this little one eat?
[20:26] Megu
Do Snow Sprites eat anything to begin with?
[20:29] Dark
They look so fluffy and soft.
[20:33] Dark
I bet if you put some sugar on it and took
a bite, it'd actually be really tasty.
[20:36] Aqua
I-I won't let you eat it!
[20:38] Megu
Actually, I've worked up an appetite.
[20:42] Aqua
Let's order something!
[20:44] Aqua
I wonder what I should choose.
[20:47] Kaz
That goddess...
[20:50] Kaz
She mourned my death so much,
[20:53] Kaz
and smiled kindly when I was revived.
[20:58] (Flashback) Eris
This is our little secret, okay?
[21:02] Kaz
A righteous, beautiful
girl who's not an oddball!
[21:06] Kaz
Finally, so long after I came to this world, the main heroine has appeared!
[21:10] Aqua
Kazuma, aren't you going to eat?
[21:12] Kaz
Huh?
[21:15] Kaz
Hey, how much did you guys order?!
[21:18] Megu
Once you become as great a magician as I am,
[21:20] Megu
you require great sacrifices
in order to function.
[21:24] Aqua
What's with you?
[21:25] Kaz
What is it?!
[21:25] Aqua
I brought you back to life today, Kazuma!
[21:28] Kaz
Huh?
[21:28] Aqua
There's nothing wrong with a
reward of this size, is there?
[21:31] Aqua
I put a little of the reward
from the quest into it, too!
[21:33] Kaz
That money was to get us through the winter!
[21:35] Dark
What's the problem?
[21:36] Kaz
What?!
[21:37] Dark
If we run out of money, we can
just accept another quest.
[21:40] Dark
What sort of monster would be good next?
[21:42] Dark
Maybe one that secretes a lot of slime,
[21:45] Dark
or one with repulsive tentacles?
[21:49] Dark
Just imagining it makes me
quiver with excitement!
[21:53] Kaz
On second thought, I should've
reincarnated in Japan.
[21:57] Kaz
I made the wrong choice...
SIGN The magician of extraordinary genius: Megumin. Beneath her charming exterior lay tremendous explosion magic, which was of such splendor, it was even artistic. She brought tears to the eyes of everyone, from children to the elderly, and even to wicked monsters. Spectators rushed in from around to the world to catch a glimpse of her wonderful magic, to the extent it became a subject of public concern. Record of the Great Magician - Chapter 126
SIGN Episode 8
SIGN A Loving Hand for Our Party When We Can't Make It Through Winter!
E8 - A Loving Hand for Our Party When We Can't Make It Through Winter!
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[00:04] Aqua
So cold...
[00:06] Aqua
I pawned my coat, too. It's so cold...
[00:12] Aqua
Th-The fire!
[00:14] Aqua
There.
[00:18] Kaz
Hey, what are you doing?!
[00:19] Kaz
Quit screwing around!
[00:21] Kaz
What do you think you're doing
to my only memento of Japan?!
[00:24] Aqua
I don't have any choice!
[00:26] Aqua
There's nothing else to burn!
[00:27] Kaz
Hand over that raiment, then!
[00:29] Kaz
It looks like it would burn
better than a tracksuit!
[00:32] Aqua
Let go, you shut-in NEET!
[00:34] Aqua
Warm me up! Warm me up more!
[00:44] Aqua
Whoa, wait!
[00:54] Kaz
I can't go on like this.
[00:57] Kaz
We have to do something, and fast.
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN Episode 8
SIGN "A Loving Hand for Our Party When We Can't Make It Through Winter!"
[02:33] Kaz
Our party is poorly balanced.
[02:36] Kaz
I'd like a skill that I could use
more like a main weapon.
[02:36] Aqua
So cold...
[02:43] Kaz
All right, we're here.
[02:44] Kaz
Listen, Aqua.
[02:45] Kaz
I'll say this while I have the chance.
Don't throw any fits, you hear?
[02:48] Aqua
Hey, what're you talking about?
[02:50] Aqua
What do you take me for?
[02:52] Aqua
I'm no hoodlum or outlaw.
[02:55] Aqua
I'm a goddess, a bona fide deity!
[02:57] Aqua
Hey! Are you listening to me?
[02:59] Aqua
Wait! You should listen gratefully
when a goddess speaks!
[03:01] Wiz
Welco—
[03:06] Aqua
It's you, you damned undead!
[03:08] Aqua
You opened up a shop here?
[03:10] Aqua
I'm sleeping in a stable,
[03:13] Aqua
and you're running a shop?!
[03:15] Aqua
You're pretty full of yourself, for a lich!
[03:18] Aqua
I'll burn this shop to the
ground in the name of God—
[03:20] Aqua
Ow!
[03:22] Wiz
Kazuma-san!
[03:25] Kaz
Yo, Wiz. It's been a while.
[03:27] All
KONOSUBA!
[03:31] Aqua
Do you not even serve tea at this shop?
[03:33] Wiz
Oh, I-I'm sorry!
[03:35] Wiz
I'll bring some for you right away!
[03:41] Kaz
I see she hasn't changed.
[03:47] Kaz
Her name is Wiz.
[03:49] Kaz
She may look like an ordinary
human, but she's actually a lich.
[03:52] Kaz
She's a ruler of the undead,
also known as the "No-Life King."
[03:56] Kaz
Although Wiz is a lich, she's a kind girl.
[03:59] Kaz
Every night, she'd send spirits wandering
the graveyard home to Heaven.
[04:02] Kaz
Through various circumstances,
[04:04] Kaz
we took up that job in her stead
[04:07] Kaz
and ended up letting her go, but...
[04:12] Wiz
H-Here you go.
[04:18] Aqua
It's delicious.
[04:20] Aqua
You set up a shop even
though you're an undead,
[04:22] Aqua
and you prepare warm tea even
though you're an undead...
[04:25] Wiz
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[04:27] Wiz
The likes of me shouldn't live in such luxury!
[04:29] Kaz
Stop acting like a spiteful sister-in-law.
[04:34] Kaz
Wiz, I have some spare points saved up.
[04:37] Kaz
Could you teach me a skill?
[04:40] Aqua
Hey! What are you thinking, Kazuma?!
[04:42] Aqua
I can't possibly overlook a goddess's
attendant learning a lich's skills!
[04:46] Kaz
Who're you calling an attendant?!
[04:48] Aqua
Listen. Liches love gloomy, dismal places.
[04:53] Aqua
The whole lot of them are
basically related to slugs!
[04:56] Wiz
Th-That's terrible!
[04:58] Kaz
But people normally can't
learn lich skills, right?
[05:01] Kaz
I was thinking it could be
[05:03] Kaz
a great asset in battle if
I could learn skills like that.
[05:06] Wiz
Um...
[05:08] Wiz
Did she say "a goddess's attendant" earlier?
[05:10] Aqua
That's right.
[05:11] Aqua
I am Aqua.
[05:13] Aqua
Yes, the goddess Aqua, worshiped
by the Religious Order of Axis.
[05:17] Aqua
Renounce yourself, Lich!
[05:20] Kaz
Hey, Wiz. There's no need to get so scared.
[05:23] Wiz
No, it's...
[05:25] Wiz
There are lots of crazy
people in the Axis sect,
[05:28] Wiz
and it's common knowledge that it's
best not to get involved with them,
[05:32] Wiz
so when I heard that she's the
head goddess of the Axis sect...
[05:38] Aqua
What did you say?!
[05:39] Aqua
Curse you! This is what you get!
[05:40] Wiz
I'm sorry!
[05:42] Kaz
This conversation isn't going anywhere.
[05:44] Aqua
KONOSUBA!
[05:51] Wiz
By the way, I heard you defeated Verdia-san.
[05:56] Wiz
His skill with the sword was
supposed to be quite impressive,
[05:59] Wiz
even among the other leaders,
[06:02] Wiz
so that's quite amazing.
[06:04] Kaz
You sound as if you knew Verdia.
[06:08] Wiz
Oh,
[06:09] Wiz
that's because I'm one of the eight
leaders of the Devil King's army.
[06:12] Aqua
Got you!
[06:15] Wiz
Wait! Please wait, Aqua-sama!
[06:18] Wiz
I beg of you! Please listen
to what I have to say!
[06:23] Aqua
I did it, Kazuma!
[06:24] Aqua
With this, all my debts will be forgiven!
[06:26] Aqua
In fact, I should get change back!
[06:28] Kaz
Hey, Aqua, at least hear her out.
[06:32] Kaz
Listen, as an adventurer,
I obviously can't overlook you
[06:35] Kaz
saying you're a leader of the Devil King's army...
[06:38] Wiz
You've got it all wrong!
[06:39] Wiz
I was asked to maintain the barrier
that protects the Devil King's castle!
[06:43] Wiz
Of course, I've never once
caused anyone any harm,
[06:46] Wiz
and you won't receive any
bounty for defeating me, either!
[06:54] Aqua
I don't really get it, but I'll
eliminate you, just in case.
[06:57] Wiz
Please wait, Aqua-sama!
[06:59] Aqua-Kaz
KONOSUBA!
[07:02] Kaz
So you're saying
[07:03] Kaz
we can open the path to the Devil King's
castle by defeating all of his leaders.
[07:07] Kaz
Is that right?
[07:08] Wiz
Yes, yes! That's correct!
[07:11] Wiz
That's what the Devil King asked of me!
[07:13] Wiz
He said he wouldn't stop me from quietly
managing my shop in a human settlement,
[07:17] Wiz
but only asked that I maintain
the barrier as one of his leaders.
[07:20] Aqua
So, as long as you're around,
[07:22] Aqua
humans can't invade the Devil King's castle?
[07:26] Aqua
Kazuma, let's eliminate her.
[07:28] Wiz
Wait! Please wait!
[07:30] Wiz
Please at least let me live a little while longer!
[07:34] Wiz
I still have something I need to do.
[07:38] Aqua
I could easily break a simple barrier...
[07:42] Aqua
But she's a lich, so let's eliminate her.
[07:44] Wiz
Please wait!
[07:45] Kaz
Now, hang on.
[07:47] Kaz
Even if we broke the barrier right now,
[07:49] Kaz
we can't defeat the Devil King
at our current levels.
[07:52] Kaz
It'll just end in us being beheaded.
[07:55] Aqua
Okay, fine.
[07:56] Wiz
Th-Thank you very much!
[07:58] Kaz
But are you okay with this?
[07:59] Kaz
You don't resent us for
defeating Verdia or anything?
[08:02] Wiz
It's not as though I was particularly
close to Verdia-san or anything.
[08:11] Wiz
Whenever I would walk around...
[08:12] (Flashback) Dul
Whoops!
[08:19] (Flashback) Dul
My hand slipped!
[08:23] Wiz
He was the sort who would often
roll his own head down by my feet
[08:26] Wiz
and try to look up my skirt.
[08:29] (Flashback) Dul
Strike! In so many ways, a total strike!
[08:33] Wiz
Besides,
[08:35] Wiz
I believe my heart is human, even now.
[08:39] Kid
Here I go! Hi-yah!
[08:42] Wiz
Okay, then, I'll teach you one of my skills.
[08:45] Wiz
It's the least I can do to repay
you for letting me go before...
[08:50] Kaz
What's wrong?
[08:51] Wiz
Um...
[08:52] Wiz
All of my skills can only be used on an opponent.
[08:57] Kaz
Aqua, sorry, but would you do it?
[09:01] Aqua
What skill is an undead planning to use on me?
[09:05] Wiz
W-Well...
[09:06] Wiz
How about "Drain Touch"?
[09:09] Wiz
It's a skill that absorbs an
opponent's health and magic,
[09:11] Wiz
and can then distribute that power to others.
[09:14] Kaz
I see. Depending on how it's used,
[09:16] Kaz
it might be able to compensate for
our party's lack of firepower.
[09:20] Wiz
O-Of course,
[09:21] Wiz
I'll only absorb a very small amount.
[09:27] Aqua
Fine. Absorb as much as you can.
[09:30] Aqua
Go right ahead.
[09:33] Kaz
It's getting hard to tell which is
the lich and which is the goddess.
[09:37] Wiz
O-Okay,
[09:39] Wiz
please excuse me.
[09:44] Wiz
Huh? H-Huh?
[09:46] Aqua
Come on, what's the matter?
[09:47] Aqua
Aren't you going to absorb
my magic and health?
[09:50] Wiz
H-Huh?!
[09:52] Aqua
Ow!
[09:53] Aqua
Hey, Kazuma, don't interfere!
[09:55] Aqua
This is a battle between a lich and a goddess!
[09:58] Aqua
You think I'll let her absorb
my strength that easily?!
[10:00] Kaz
Look, we're not getting anywhere,
so let her absorb it!
[10:03] Both
KONOSUBA!
[10:06] Kaz
All right...
[10:25] Kaz
Acquisition complete!
[10:26] Wiz
U-Um, Aqua-sama?
[10:29] Wiz
It's all right. You can let go of my hand now.
[10:32] Wiz
Actually, when you touch me,
it sort of makes my hand tingle,
[10:36] Wiz
so I'd appreciate it if you would let go.
[10:40] Wiz
A-Aqua-sama?
[10:42] Wiz
Um, my hand is starting to burn...
[10:45] Wiz
Aqua-sama, I'm going to disappear!
I'm going to disappear!
[10:47] Wiz
I'm disappearing!
[10:49] Aqua
Ow!
[10:50] Kaz
What are you taking advantage
of the moment to do?
[10:53] Wiz
You're so mean...
[10:55] Kaz
Is it just my imagination,
or does Wiz look kind of see-through?
[10:59] Cust
Excuse me!
[11:02] Cust
Is Wiz-san here?
[11:04] Wiz
KONOSUBA!
[11:12] Kaz
This is the place?
[11:13] Aqua
Not bad! Yes, not bad at all!
[11:16] Aqua
This should be a fitting place for me to live!
[11:19] Megu
This was originally some
aristocrat's villa, I hear.
[11:23] Dark
But the landlord certainly is generous,
allowing us to live here as
[11:26] Dark
a reward if we can exorcise it.
[11:28] Kaz
Wiz is apparently known as a
famous magician in our city,
[11:33] Kaz
so people often bring cases like these to her.
[11:36] Aqua
With this, we can make it through
the winter without worry!
[11:40] Aqua
Like they say, "make the
best of a bad situation."
[11:43] Aqua
Nothing less from me!
[11:44] Kaz
But according to the landlord,
spirits reappear instantly,
[11:46] Kaz
no matter how many times they're exorcised.
[11:49] Aqua
Leave it to me!
[11:50] Aqua
I'm a goddess and an arch priest!
[11:53] Aqua
You could call me an anti-undead expert!
[12:01] Aqua
I see it. I see it!
[12:03] Aqua
There was a child born
[12:05] Aqua
in this mansion to an aristocrat who made
a move on his maid, partly in fun,
[12:08] Aqua
and that illegitimate child was confined here.
[12:11] Aqua
The aristocrat had a weak constitution,
and when he died from illness,
[12:14] Aqua
the mother of the illegitimate
child went missing, as well.
[12:17] Aqua
The girl remained in the
mansion and succumbed
[12:19] Aqua
to the same illness as her father,
passing away at a young age,
[12:22] Aqua
lonely and alone, without ever
knowing her parents' faces.
[12:22] Kaz
I really want to ask how you know
the setting in such detail...
[12:32] Kaz
That'll take care of the cleaning for now.
[12:34] Dark
We've decided the room arrangements,
and we've carried in our luggage,
[12:37] Dark
so all that's left is to wait for nighttime.
[12:39] Kaz
No surprise that it's a little dusty... Huh?
[12:40] Aqua
The girl's name was Anna Filante Estheroid.
[12:43] Aqua
Her favorite things were stuffed dolls
and tales of adventurers' journeys.
[12:48] Aqua
But don't worry. This spirit isn't a bad girl.
[12:51] Aqua
Whoa!
[12:52] Aqua
She may be a child, but she appears to
like things that are a bit grown-up.
[12:55] Aqua
She enjoys sweet, hard drinks—
[12:58] Kaz
Okay, everyone's free to do
as they please from now on.
[13:01] Kaz
Call out as soon as an evil spirit shows up.
[13:04] Kaz
Dismissed!
[13:10] Kaz
This is great!
[13:11] Kaz
Having my own room is a wonderful thing!
[13:14] Kaz
I'm sure the evil spirits
will be gone by morning.
[13:17] Kaz
Knowing Aqua, she isn't the
type to let evil spirits
[13:21] Kaz
do whatever they like in her own house.
[13:24] Kaz
She is an arch priest and goddess, after all.
[13:29] Kaz
What?!
[13:32] Kaz
What's wrong? Hey, Aqua, what happened?!
[13:33] Kaz
Are you all right?
[13:37] Aqua
Kazuma!
[13:39] Kaz
Hey.
[13:40] Aqua
This is super expensive alcohol
that I've been saving.
[13:44] Aqua
I was looking forward to taking
leisurely sips of it after my bath...
[13:48] Aqua
But when I came back to
my room, as you can see,
[13:52] Aqua
it was empty!
[13:53] Kaz
I see. Goodnight, then. See you tomorrow.
[13:55] Aqua
This is the work of evil spirits!
[13:57] Aqua
I'm going to go look around the mansion
[13:59] Aqua
and strike down any spirits
that catch my eye!
[14:04] Aqua
Show yourselves!
[14:09] Aqua
Turn Undead! Turn Undead! Turn Undead!
[14:12] Aqua
Turn Undead! Turn Undead!
[14:14] Aqua
Nature's Beauty!
[14:15] Aqua
Turn Undead! Turn Undead! Turn Undead!
[14:29] Kaz
I gotta go to the bathroom.
[14:36] Kaz
Whoa, scary!
[14:37] Kaz
Huh? Was there a doll like that in this room?
[14:40] Kaz
It can't be!
[14:42] Kaz
A clichéd development like
this can't be happening!
[15:05] Kaz
Aqua! Aqua-sama!
[15:08] Kaz
Scary! Scary! This is super scary! What is this?!
[15:13] Kaz
Aqua! Save m—
[15:22] Kaz
Don't scare me like that, Megumin!
[15:23] Kaz
I nearly wet myself.
[15:25] Megu
I'm the one who should be saying that!
[15:27] Megu
Why did you come barging into this room?
[15:30] Megu
I thought Aqua was coming back.
[15:33] Kaz
I could ask you the same.
Why are you in Aqua's room?
[15:36] Megu
Well, there were dolls moving
around all over the place...
[15:40] Megu
So, um, I was going to have Aqua protect me...
[15:46] Megu
and thought we could go
to the bathroom together.
[15:50] Kaz
You, too?
[15:52] Kaz
Aqua's probably still out exorcising
spirits in the mansion, isn't she?
[15:56] Megu
Is she? I'm sure Darkness is with her, then.
[16:01] Kaz
Yeah, despite how she is, she's a crusader.
[16:06] Kaz
Hey, Megumin,
[16:08] Kaz
look over there and cover
your ears for a minute.
[16:11] Kaz
I'm going to borrow your veranda for a—
[16:14] Kaz
Hey, what are you doing?
[16:15] Kaz
Let go.
[16:16] Kaz
If you don't, my pants and the carpet in
this room are going to be in big trouble.
[16:20] Megu
I won't let you.
[16:22] Megu
How can you try to relieve yourself alone?
[16:25] Megu
Aren't we allies?
[16:27] Megu
Wherever we go, bathroom or otherwise,
[16:30] Megu
we go together!
[16:33] Kaz
Let go!
[16:34] Kaz
Don't emphasize our bond as
allies only at times like these!
[16:36] Kaz
Didn't you say crimson demons
don't use the bathroom?!
[16:39] Kaz
If you want, there's an empty
bottle lying over there!
[16:42] Megu
You just blurted out something outrageous!
[16:43] Kaz
Now, do it! Give it a try! Go pee!
[16:45] Megu
What are you suggesting I
do with that empty bottle?!
[16:47] Megu
I won't let you!
[16:49] Megu
I can at least shake you from behind
[16:51] Megu
while you're taking of your business—
[17:06] Megu
KONOSUBA!
[17:14] Megu
Kazuma, are you there?
[17:15] Kaz
I'm here.
[17:17] Megu
Are you really there?
[17:19] Kaz
I am here!
[17:20] Megu
You're really, really there for me, right?
[17:23] Kaz
I'm here!
[17:24] Kaz
I'm right here, and I won't
leave you, so hurry up and go!
[17:28] Megu
Um, this is a little embarrassing,
[17:31] Megu
so could you sing a song or
something in a loud voice?
[17:34] Kaz
Why do I have to sing in the middle
of the night, in front of a bathroom?!
[17:44] Kaz
Hey, Megumin, hurry up!
[17:45] Megu
Please don't rush me like that!
[17:48] Megu
I know you're in a tough spot, too!
[17:50] Kaz
It's true that both our
bladders are in a tough spot,
[17:52] Kaz
but we've got a bigger problem closing in!
[17:54] Megu
I can't go if you rush me like that!
[17:59] Kaz
It's no good!
[17:59] Kaz
I can't wait any longer!
[18:06] Kaz
Hurry!
[18:10] Megu
How can anyone have so
little common sense?!
[18:12] Kaz
You at least got halfway through, so you're fine!
[18:15] Megu
What are you talking about?
[18:16] Megu
Crimson demons don't use the bathroom.
[18:19] Kaz
You're saying that now?!
[18:20] Kaz
I'm already at my limit here!
[18:23] Megu
I thought that might happen, so I brought this.
[18:26] Megu
Please use it.
[18:27] Kaz
No, thanks!
[18:37] Kaz
I can't hold it anymore.
[18:39] Kaz
At this point, I'd sooner use the vase...
[18:41] Megu
Darkness blacker than black
and darker than dark,
[18:45] Megu
I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
[18:47] Kaz
What are you chanting?
[18:49] Kaz
You want to blow away this
mansion along with them?!
[18:56] Kaz
Damn... We'll just have to go for it!
[18:58] Kaz
Megumin, once I open the door, run!
[19:00] Kaz
I'll use the Drain Touch skill I just learned
[19:02] Kaz
and absorb the magic of as many dolls as I can!
[19:06] Kaz
Bring it on, you evil spirits!
[19:10] Kaz
I'll sic our mad-dog goddess
on you all later, damn it!
[19:19] Dark
H-Hey, Aqua, are you all right?
[19:22] Dark
KONOSUBA!
[19:23] 3
Yay! Yay!
[19:25] Luna
Since you exorcised the evil spirits,
[19:27] Luna
you get a special reward.
[19:29] Luna
This was posted as a kill quest,
[19:32] Luna
but even the guild was bothered
[19:34] Luna
by how new evil spirits settled in,
no matter how many were exorcised.
[19:37] Kaz
So I hear.
[19:39] Kaz
Why did so many evil spirits gather there?
[19:41] Luna
About that...
[19:43] Luna
There's a community graveyard
near that mansion, correct?
[19:47] Aqua
A community graveyard?
[19:49] Kaz
The place where we first met Wiz?
[19:52] Luna
Someone apparently erected a massive
barrier as a prank or something.
[19:56] Luna
So the spirits had nowhere to go
[19:58] Luna
and settled in that vacant mansion instead.
[20:02] Kaz
Excuse us for a moment.
[20:07] Kaz
Hey. You know what's going
on, don't you? Spill it.
[20:11] Aqua
Yes.
[20:12] Aqua
You remember how we undertook exorcising
the graveyard in Wiz's stead before?
[20:15] Kaz
Uh-huh.
[20:16] Aqua
But constantly going all the way
to the graveyard was a huge pain.
[20:19] Kaz
Uh-huh.
[20:19] Aqua
So I figured if I took away their graveyard,
[20:22] Aqua
the spirits' home, they would
eventually disperse and leave.
[20:26] Aqua
So... I... did.
[20:29] Kaz
Talk about stirring up trouble
and taking the credit!
[20:31] Kaz
This is obviously wrong.
[20:34] Kaz
We won't accept the special
reward from the guild.
[20:37] Kaz
Got it?
[20:39] Aqua
Yes.
[20:40] Both
KONOSUBA!
[20:44] Kaz
I thought for sure it was
all Aqua's wild delusions.
[20:47] Kaz
Who would've thought it was all true?
[20:50] Wiz
Kazuma-san.
[20:51] Wiz
Hello. Are you cleaning the gravestone?
[20:54] Wiz
Isn't it great that you've
been allowed to live here?
[20:58] Kaz
It's a life-saver that the landlord
here is such a nice person.
[21:01] Kaz
We caused you a lot of trouble, too, Wiz.
[21:03] Wiz
No, no. I personally think
this was for the best.
[21:08] Wiz
I'm sure she won't be lonely anymore.
[21:13] Kaz
I'm sure.
[21:14] Kaz
I'm begging you, please don't
cause any more mischief.
[21:17] Wiz
Well, I need to tend to the shop,
so I'll be heading back for the day.
[21:21] Wiz
Say hello to the others for me.
[21:23] Kaz
Yeah, thanks for coming.
[21:30] Aqua
Kazuma! Dinner's ready, so hurry back!
[21:34] Aqua
If you don't, your long-awaited
lunch will get cold!
[21:38] Kaz
With this, I finally obtained
[21:40] Kaz
the down-to-earth lifestyle I most desired.
[21:44] Kaz
Got it. I'm on my way!
[21:47] Dark
Aqua, we're out of wood for the fireplace.
[21:50] Aqua
Oh, then toss Kazuma's tracksuit
over there onto the fire!
[21:53] Kaz
Don't!
[21:55] Kaz
I told you, don't try to
burn my precious memories!
SIGN Knight Guidelines and Memorandum, Article 15 A knight must never lose their composure over trivial matters. Having a monster cast its black magic upon you, or being manipulated by obscene mental attacks and exposing your follies to your allies, are disgraceful acts. Also, in the unlikely event you feel sexually stimulated by such a situation, you must never behave as such. Knight or not, it is the lowest of interests you can have as a human being.
SIGN Episode 9
SIGN God's Blessing on This Wonderful Shop!
[23:30] Dark
A knight must never lose their
composure over trivial matters.
[23:34] Dark
No matter how absurd the situation,
they must never give in.
[23:37] Dark
Even when faced with obscene mental attacks—
E9 - God's Blessing On This Wonderful Shop!
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[00:10] Megu
Darkness! That's not fair!
[00:16] Megu
All right, then... Very well, very well.
[00:19] Megu
Go ahead and do as you please.
[00:20] Aqua
Hey, Kazuma.
[00:21] Aqua
Relinquish that spot to me,
the exalted Aqua-sama.
[00:25] Kaz
Huh?
[00:26] Aqua
I'm level 21,
[00:28] Aqua
the highest level in the party.
[00:31] Aqua
You're being awfully impertinent
for an under-leveled lowbie.
[00:34] Aqua
If you get that, then give the spot
nearest the fireplace to your superior.
[00:40] Kaz
Huh?
[00:41] Kaz
I don't think your stats have risen
at all since I first saw them.
[00:46] Aqua
Kazuma, you fool.
[00:47] Aqua
My stats were obviously maxed
out from the very start!
[00:51] Aqua
You're mistaken to lump me together
with ordinary adventurers.
[00:55] Megu
Looks like my only choice now is
to whip out my deadly teleport.
[00:58] Dark
H-Hey, Megumin! That's not fair.
[01:01] Megu
Those are the rules.
[01:02] Dark
Huh?
[01:03] Megu
Destroyer, explosion!
[01:05] Aqua
Oh, what's this?
[01:07] Aqua
You're being very obedient.
[01:11] Kaz
That explains why
[01:12] Kaz
her intelligence doesn't improve,
no matter how much she levels up.
[01:17] Aqua
Hey, wait.
[01:18] Aqua
Why are you crying?
[01:20] Aqua
What's with that look in your eyes,
like you're staring at someone pitiful?
[01:24] Kaz
Goodnight.
[01:25] Aqua
Hey, Kazuma!
[01:27] Kaz
We acquired a mansion.
[01:29] Kaz
We resolved the matter of making it through
winter, which had been our top concern.
[01:34] Kaz
But we still have lots of
problems left to solve...
[01:37] Aqua
Sheesh! What's your problem?!
[01:57] Kaz
Hey, what're you guys doing here?
[02:01] Keith
Oh, it's you, Kazuma?
Don't scare me like that.
[02:05] Kaz
These guys are Keith and Dust,
two adventurers I got to know recently.
[02:09] Kaz
You're way too jumpy.
[02:11] Kaz
Anyway, is there something down this way?
[02:17] Dust
This is a secret only for male adventurers.
[02:21] Kaz
Okay...
[02:21] Dust
Have you heard of a shop
covertly run by succubi
[02:24] Dust
that lets you have nice dreams?
[02:29] Kaz
Fill me in.
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN Episode 9
SIGN "God's Blessing on This Wonderful Shop!"
[04:18] Kaz
I don't think I could have come into
a place like this on my own.
[04:23] Suc
Welcome!
[04:25] Suc
Please come this way.
[04:26] Kaz
Uh, sure.
[04:28] C
And his companions, right this way.
[04:30] Keith
Y-Yes!
[04:31] Dust
Okay...
[04:34] Suc
Please wait just a moment.
[04:45] Kaz
You're...
[04:48] Ruff
Welcome to Hell's door.
[04:50] Ruff
Do your best, you daredevil.
[04:53] Kaz
S-Sure.
[04:56] Ruff
I can hardly wait.
[04:58] Kaz
Occupation... Artisan Weaver?
[05:01] Kaz
Huh?
[05:02] Kaz
He wasn't an adventurer?!
[05:04] Suc
Sir?
[05:06] Suc
Sir?
[05:07] Kaz
Y-Yes?
[05:09] Suc
Is this your first time at our shop?
[05:12] Kaz
Oh, yes.
[05:13] Suc
Well, then, I will explain.
[05:15] Kaz
Please do.
[05:16] Suc
We succubi have established
[05:17] Suc
a mutually beneficial relationship with
the male adventurers of this city.
[05:21] Kaz
Yes.
[05:21] Suc
Many adventurers live in stables, correct?
[05:25] Kaz
Yes.
[05:25] Suc
So, I believe males get pent-up in various ways.
[05:29] Suc
But they are unable to do
anything about it since
[05:32] Suc
there are other adventurers
sleeping all around them.
[05:35] Kaz
I have nothing to feel guilty about, but...
[05:38] Kaz
Yeah, there's nothing to feel guilty about!
[05:41] Suc
Having said that,
[05:42] Suc
if they were to try to make a move on
a female adventurer sleeping nearby,
[05:45] Suc
the other adventurers would notice
instantly and beat them into submission.
[05:50] Suc
Or it's possible the person
he tried to mess around with
[05:53] Suc
could cut his you-know-what
off with a hidden dagger.
[05:56] Kaz
Has that actually happened to anyone?
[06:00] Suc
And so,
[06:01] Suc
we succubi give male adventurers
dreams that bring them relief.
[06:06] Suc
We do end up taking a bit of your vitality,
[06:09] Suc
but we do so in moderation
[06:11] Suc
to ensure it won't affect
your adventures or daily life.
[06:15] Kaz
Wonderful! Beyond wonderful!
[06:19] Kaz
If everyone could be in a
constant state of afterglow,
[06:21] Kaz
there would be no war!
[06:23] Suc
Please write your order for your desired dream
[06:26] Suc
on this questionnaire sheet.
[06:29] Kaz
Um, there are entries for
[06:31] Kaz
the customer's condition, gender,
and appearance in the dream...
[06:35] Kaz
Uh, what are these?
[06:37] Suc
Those are for requests such as
"I want to be a king or hero."
[06:41] Suc
We have customers who want to try
it from a female perspective, too.
[06:45] Kaz
Really?
[06:48] Suc
There are also those who
wish to return to boyhood
[06:51] Suc
and get pushed down by
strong female adventurers.
[06:57] Kaz
Are the men in this city all right?
[07:01] Kaz
Oh, what about this "partner preferences"?
[07:04] Kaz
How much can you actually configure?
[07:06] Suc
Their personality, speech patterns,
[07:08] Suc
appearance, and even how much they like you.
[07:10] Suc
It can be anything or anyone,
[07:12] Suc
whether they exist in real life or not.
[07:14] Kaz
For real?!
[07:16] Suc
For real.
[07:17] Kaz
So a specific famous girl,
a girl who's close to me,
[07:20] Kaz
or even a 2D waifu would be possible?
[07:22] Suc
Yes, though I don't know what a "2D waifu" is.
[07:27] Kaz
Would the rights to one's likeness
and so forth cause problems?
[07:31] Suc
They wouldn't. It's a dream, after all.
[07:34] Kaz
That's true!
[07:36] Kaz
Would that mean there's no restriction
on your partner's age, either?
[07:41] Kaz
Oh, not that I intend to ask for that sort of thing.
[07:43] Kaz
I just... How should I put it...
[07:45] Suc
There is not.
[07:46] Suc
Please choose whatever you like.
[07:48] Kaz
I-Is that okay?
[07:51] Kaz
In terms of, you know, regulations and stuff?
[07:54] Suc
It's all right. It is a dream, after all.
[07:57] Kaz
That's true!
[07:59] Kaz
Yeah, there's no problem if it's in a dream!
[08:02] Kaz
I can't believe this!
[08:03] Kaz
Succubi erotic dream
services are the greatest!
[08:07] Suc
Oh, also, please be careful not to
drink too much this evening, okay?
[08:10] Suc
If you sleep too soundly,
we can't show you any dreams.
[08:14] Kaz
All right, understood!
[08:16] All
KO-NOSUBA!
[08:19] Kaz
I'm back.
[08:26] Aqua
Be glad, Kazuma!
Tonight's dinner is incredible!
[08:30] Aqua
It's crab! Crab!
[08:32] Dark
My family sent them to
congratulate us on moving in.
[08:36] Aqua
It's super high-grade marbled red crab,
[08:38] Aqua
and it even came with this
amazing, top-quality liquor!
[08:41] Aqua
They said it's to thank
[08:42] Aqua
their daughter's party members
for always looking out for her!
[08:46] Megu
I can hardly believe I'm laying
my eyes on marbled red crab!
[08:49] Megu
I've never been more glad that
I joined this party than I am today.
[08:53] Kaz
Is it that luxurious?
[08:55] Megu
Of course!
[08:56] Megu
If you told me I could eat this crab
[08:58] Megu
in exchange for holding off on
using explosion magic for the day,
[09:00] Megu
I would restrain myself with pleasure,
[09:02] Megu
and unleash my explosion
magic after I've eaten!
[09:05] Megu
That's how luxurious it is!
[09:08] Kaz
Wow, that's aweso— Huh?
[09:10] Kaz
What did you say at the end there?
[09:27] Kaz
Gulp.
[09:37] Kaz
Oh, no!
[09:38] Kaz
I can't stop myself!
[09:42] Kaz
Crack!
[09:44] Kaz
Crack!
[09:46] Kaz
Crack!
[09:50] Aqua
Kazuma, Kazuma!
[09:51] Aqua
Give me a little fire.
[09:53] Aqua
I'll teach you a tasty way to drink this.
[09:57] Kaz
Here. Tinder!
[10:00] Aqua
Just place a shell filled with
crab innards here, and...
[10:09] Aqua
It should be ready.
[10:17] 3
Gulp.
[10:19] Kaz
M-Me, too!
[10:23] Kaz
This is a trap!
[10:25] Kaz
That succubus lady told me, didn't she?
[10:25] Dark
That's a clever idea.
[10:27] Kaz
If I drink too much and sleep soundly,
I won't be able to dream!
[10:27] Aqua
Isn't it? Nothing less from me!
[10:30] Megu
Yeah!
[10:31] Megu
Aqua, Aqua, what does it taste like?
[10:31] Dark
Not going to drink? I'll go first, then.
[10:34] Kaz
Calm down. I'm a man who's
capable of self-restraint.
[10:35] Aqua
Let me think... If I had to say, it's like...
[10:38] Kaz
A man who possesses a will of steel
and the strength to endure!
[10:45] Dark
I could definitely drink this! It is good!
[10:48] Kaz
Don't be tempted! I can't be tempted!
[10:50] Kaz
I'm sure there'll be no stopping
me once I get a taste!
[10:53] Megu
Please give me some, too!
[10:54] Megu
Just for today! What can it hurt?
[10:56] Dark
No. I hear your whole life goes "poof"
if you start drinking in childhood.
[11:00] Aqua
Everyone drink up! I'm in a great mood now,
[11:03] Aqua
so I'll show you the grand unveiling
of my new party trick!
[11:06] Aqua
A trick of the fingers...
[11:07] Aqua
The mobile fortress, Destroyer!
[11:12] Megu
Th-The form, shape, and movements!
[11:14] Megu
It's the Destroyer for sure!
[11:16] Dark
To think you could mimic that movement!
[11:18] Kaz
Again, what the heck is a Destroyer?!
[11:21] Megu
Aqua, do it again! Do it again!
[11:24] Aqua
Art isn't something you can
just show off when asked.
[11:26] Aqua
It's something that presents itself
naturally when the soul commands it.
[11:31] Dark
What's wrong, Kazuma?
[11:33] Dark
Did the food my family
sent not suit your tastes?
[11:36] Kaz
N-No! The crab is super tasty.
[11:39] Kaz
It's just that I drank with some friends today
and don't think I can drink any more.
[11:43] Kaz
Tomorrow. I'll have some tomorrow.
[11:46] Dark
I see.
[11:48] Kaz
Stop! Don't give me such a genuine smile!
[11:52] Kaz
You normally blurt out nothing but
[11:54] Kaz
nasty stuff that creeps me out!
[11:56] Dark
At least eat lots, then.
[11:59] Dark
It's my thanks for everything.
[12:01] Kaz
I kind of feel guilty...
[12:04] Kaz
That's right.
[12:05] Kaz
I should just drink with everyone
and forget about the dream.
[12:09] Kaz
Look at the faces of my allies here.
[12:11] Kaz
Think about which is more important!
[12:14] Kaz
Yes. There was never any need to worry
about anything in the first place.
[12:22] Kaz
Well, it's a little early,
[12:24] Kaz
but I'm going to turn in.
[12:27] Kaz
Goodnight, everyone.
[12:29] 4
KONOSUBA!
[12:35] Kaz
Crap, now my heart is pounding.
[12:37] Kaz
Aw, what should I do? What should I do?
[12:42] Kaz
I'm so nervous, expectant,
and turned on that I can't sleep!
[12:55] Kaz
I'm just having them give me a dream,
[12:57] Kaz
but etiquette is important.
[13:15] Kaz
The lantern flame went out?
[13:22] Kaz
Hey, whoa, whoa! No, wait...
[13:24] Kaz
I felt drowsy earlier and closed my eyes.
[13:27] Kaz
That would mean this is...
[13:31] Kaz
A dream?!
[13:35] Dark
The moon really is pretty toni—
[13:41] Kaz
Yo.
[13:49] Dark
Wh-Wh... Wh-Wh-Wh...
[13:56] Kaz
I always imagined she had a sexy body,
but this is better than I imagined.
[14:03] Kaz
Maybe the succubus adjusted
her to suit my tastes.
[14:06] Dark
H-Hey, Kazu—
[14:10] Kaz
What's the matter, Darkness?
[14:16] Kaz
Come on over here.
[14:19] Kaz
You can start by washing my back.
[14:21] Dark
Ah... Huh?
[14:26] Kaz
What's with that reaction?
[14:28] Kaz
It's kind of new. I like it.
[14:30] Kaz
Still, why were you the one
to appear in my dream?
[14:34] Kaz
Maybe I shouldn't have requested a
beautiful older woman with a hot body?
[14:37] Dark
Wh-What are you talking about?
[14:40] Kaz
Is this strange?
[14:40] Dark
I, um, I mean... I have so many questions
that my brain can't quite keep up,
[14:42] Kaz
What could it be?
[14:44] Dark
like why you're so calm,
about washing your back,
[14:47] Dark
what you mean by a "dream,"
and what this is all about...
[14:50] Kaz
Whoops, playing hard-to-get wasn't
one of the settings I chose.
[14:54] Kaz
Though, I did write that I wanted a shy
older woman who was inexperienced.
[14:59] Kaz
I guess this works, then.
[15:01] Dark
Huh?
[15:01] Kaz
There's no way around you
being set to be inexperienced,
[15:06] Kaz
but please hurry and wash my back.
[15:07] Dark
U-Um...
[15:09] Dark
Is me washing your back considered
common sense in this situation?
[15:14] Kaz
Hurry! I can't stand it anymore,
in all sorts of ways!
[15:17] Dark
Y-Y-You...
[15:18] Dark
Do you understand what's going on right now?
[15:21] Dark
If Aqua or Megumin found out about this...
[15:24] Kaz
If that happens, why don't
we all just get in together?
[15:28] Dark
What's wrong with you?
Seriously, what's wrong with you today?!
[15:32] Kaz
Hey, you're being awfully noisy.
What time do you think it is?
[15:35] Kaz
Think about how much you're
bothering the neighbors!
[15:37] Kaz
One can only be so unsensible, you know.
[15:39] Dark
Saying something sensible in this situation
won't do any good at this point!
[15:44] Dark
Is it me? Am I the one with no common sense?
[15:47] Dark
Am I the strange one?!
[15:48] Kaz
Yeah, you're always strange in general.
[15:52] Kaz
Oh, this is a dream, so I guess it's
no problem if you make noise.
[15:55] Kaz
All right.
[15:57] Kaz
Please go ahead, then.
[16:09] Dark
Why is this happening?
[16:11] Dark
Still, it's pathetic that my disposition
[16:14] Dark
prevents me from resisting
when you order me so brazenly.
[16:17] Kaz
This feels new in all sorts of ways.
[16:19] Kaz
I'm the one who's usually creeped out by you,
[16:22] Kaz
so it's nice seeing you shy
and embarrassed for a change.
[16:25] Dark
Wh-Why, you...
[16:27] Dark
You're talking and acting
like some old man today!
[16:30] Dark
C-Come on, that's enough, right?
[16:33] Dark
C-Can I leave now?
[16:36] Kaz
Don't be foolish!
[16:38] Kaz
I know I set you to be inexperienced,
[16:39] Kaz
but don't you know what routinely comes next?
[16:42] Kaz
Next you dry me without using a towel.
[16:44] Dark
This is not right!
[16:45] Dark
No matter how inexperienced
I may be, that's definitely...
[16:49] Kaz
Hurry...
[16:49] Dark
totally...
[16:52] Dark
wrong...
[16:54] Kaz
Hurry...
[16:57] Kaz
Hurry!
[17:04] Aqua
Intruder! Show yourself!
[17:07] Aqua
Everyone, there's an intruder in the mansion!
[17:09] Kaz
Huh?
[17:09] Dark
Aqua's voice?
[17:10] Kaz
I didn't ask to be forced to wait at this point!
[17:13] Kaz
Even in my dreams, she gets in my way!
[17:16] Kaz
I'm gonna go complain!
[17:17] Dark
K-Kazuma?
[17:20] Kaz
Hey, Aqua!
[17:23] Aqua
Look, look!
[17:24] Aqua
An intruder got caught in my barrier,
and now she's immobilized...
[17:28] Aqua
We've got another suspicious guy here!
[17:29] Kaz
Who're you calling suspicious?!
[17:33] Kaz
Oh, a succubus girl?
[17:36] Aqua
This succubus got caught in the barrier,
and now she's immobilized.
[17:40] Aqua
I'm positive she was after you, Kazuma.
[17:43] Kaz
What the heck? This is strange. Really strange.
[17:46] Kaz
Wait, was that "Darkness"
I ran into in the bathroom...
[17:51] Aqua
I'll do an exorcism right away.
[17:53] Megu
Just be good and let us destroy you.
[17:57] Aqua
Just resign yourself.
[17:59] Aqua
I'm going to use an extraordinarily
powerful anti-devil—
[18:02] Aqua
Huh?
[18:06] Suc
Huh?
[18:09] Kaz
Run away.
[18:10] Suc
B-But...
[18:12] Aqua
What're you doing?
[18:13] Aqua
She's a devil who came here to
attack you and steal your vitality!
[18:16] Megu
Are you insane, Kazuma?
[18:19] Suc
Sir, it is due to my inexperience
[18:22] Suc
and failure to break in that
this has come to pass.
[18:25] Suc
I can't allow you to humiliate yourself.
[18:28] Suc
I will accept my elimination,
[18:30] Suc
so just pretend you don't know anything.
[18:35] Suc
Sir?
[18:36] Aqua
What's the big idea?
[18:37] Aqua
There's no way a goddess like myself
[18:39] Aqua
can let that devil get away.
[18:42] Aqua
Kazuma, if you don't want us
to beat you into submission,
[18:45] Aqua
then move aside.
[18:50] Dark
Kazuma has been charmed by that
succubus and is under her control!
[18:54] Dark
He's been acting weird since a little while ago!
[18:57] Dark
He's been blurting out things about dreams
and settings and so forth, so I'm sure of it!
[19:02] Dark
You accursed succubus, you put me
through so much humiliation...
[19:05] Dark
I'll slaughter you!
[19:07] Megu
Kazuma, she may be cute, but she's still a devil,
[19:09] Megu
a monster.
[19:11] Megu
Have you gone mad?
[19:13] Kaz
Go.
[19:15] Suc
But...
[19:16] Aqua
It looks like I'll have to settle this
score with Kazuma right here and now.
[19:21] Aqua
Once I've pulverized you,
[19:23] Aqua
I'll perform that succubus's last rites.
[19:31] Kaz
Fine.
[19:39] Kaz
There are some things you
absolutely must protect.
[19:45] Kaz
Bring it on!
[19:58] Megu
The succubus ran away, huh?
[20:01] Aqua
Better toss some salt.
[20:03] 4
KONOSUBA!
SIGN The Next Day
[20:10] Dark
Glance...
[20:15] Kaz
Hey, talk to me already.
[20:18] Kaz
Besides, I think you're part of the problem,
[20:20] Kaz
since you got caught up in the mood, too.
[20:28] Dark
You really don't remember what
happened last night, right?
[20:33] Dark
You don't have any memory of it
since you were being controlled
[20:37] Dark
by that succubus, right?
[20:39] Kaz
Yeah, it's unfortunate, but I don't remember.
[20:42] Kaz
All I know is that I had a nice dream.
[20:45] Dark
I-I see. Good, then.
[20:49] Dark
Yeah, there's no helping it.
[20:51] Dark
It was sort of an accident.
[20:53] Dark
I'll try to forget about it, too.
[20:55] Kaz
Last night, I was controlled by a succubus...
[21:00] Kaz
That's the story I'm going with!
[21:01] Kaz
A convenient explanation fell into my lap,
[21:03] Kaz
so I may as well go with it.
[21:05] Dark
Still, you were kind of overbearing
at the time, and a little scary,
[21:10] Dark
but it wasn't bad.
[21:12] Dark
Although it was unacceptable
for you to instill in me
[21:14] Dark
whatever you pleased just
because I was ignorant of it...
[21:17] Kaz
Hey, it's not like you're really
some inexperienced lady.
[21:21] Kaz
Brush up on your common
sense a little more.
[21:23] Dark
Wha—
[21:24] Kaz
Besides, what happened clearly
wasn't my fault in any way.
[21:29] Kaz
I lit the lantern, and I put up the
sign saying the bath was in use.
[21:33] Kaz
Who the heck pranked us like this?
[21:36] Dark
H-Hey, you do remember last night, don't you?
[21:40] Dark
Were those actions really caused
by a succubus controlling you?!
[21:45] Dark
Hey, Kazuma!
[21:49] Luna
Destroyer alert! Destroyer alert!
[21:52] Luna
The mobile fortress, Destroyer,
is currently approaching this city!
[21:56] Dark
What?!
[21:57] Kaz
Huh? Destroyer?
SIGN Knight Guidelines and Memorandum, Article 20 A knight must never leave their allies behind and run away, no matter how mighty the enemy. As an additional warning, you must never desire physical pain, or to receive sexual satisfaction. Having such thoughts is extremely abnormal, and knight or not, it is the lowest of acts you can perform as a human being.
SIGN Episode 10
SIGN A Final Flame for this Over-the-top Fortress!
[23:30] Dark
A knight must never run away,
no matter how mighty the enemy.
[23:35] Dark
As an additional warning, you must never
desire physical pain, or to receive—
E10 - A Final Flame for this Over-the-top Fortress!
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[00:10] Megu
Darkness! That's not fair!
[00:16] Megu
All right, then... Very well, very well.
[00:19] Megu
Go ahead and do as you please.
[00:20] Aqua
Hey, Kazuma.
[00:21] Aqua
Relinquish that spot to me,
the exalted Aqua-sama.
[00:25] Kaz
Huh?
[00:26] Aqua
I'm level 21,
[00:28] Aqua
the highest level in the party.
[00:31] Aqua
You're being awfully impertinent
for an under-leveled lowbie.
[00:34] Aqua
If you get that, then give the spot
nearest the fireplace to your superior.
[00:40] Kaz
Huh?
[00:41] Kaz
I don't think your stats have risen
at all since I first saw them.
[00:46] Aqua
Kazuma, you fool.
[00:47] Aqua
My stats were obviously maxed
out from the very start!
[00:51] Aqua
You're mistaken to lump me together
with ordinary adventurers.
[00:55] Megu
Looks like my only choice now is
to whip out my deadly teleport.
[00:58] Dark
H-Hey, Megumin! That's not fair.
[01:01] Megu
Those are the rules.
[01:02] Dark
Huh?
[01:03] Megu
Destroyer, explosion!
[01:05] Aqua
Oh, what's this?
[01:07] Aqua
You're being very obedient.
[01:11] Kaz
That explains why
[01:12] Kaz
her intelligence doesn't improve,
no matter how much she levels up.
[01:17] Aqua
Hey, wait.
[01:18] Aqua
Why are you crying?
[01:20] Aqua
What's with that look in your eyes,
like you're staring at someone pitiful?
[01:24] Kaz
Goodnight.
[01:25] Aqua
Hey, Kazuma!
[01:27] Kaz
We acquired a mansion.
[01:29] Kaz
We resolved the matter of making it through
winter, which had been our top concern.
[01:34] Kaz
But we still have lots of
problems left to solve...
[01:37] Aqua
Sheesh! What's your problem?!
[01:57] Kaz
Hey, what're you guys doing here?
[02:01] Keith
Oh, it's you, Kazuma?
Don't scare me like that.
[02:05] Kaz
These guys are Keith and Dust,
two adventurers I got to know recently.
[02:09] Kaz
You're way too jumpy.
[02:11] Kaz
Anyway, is there something down this way?
[02:17] Dust
This is a secret only for male adventurers.
[02:21] Kaz
Okay...
[02:21] Dust
Have you heard of a shop
covertly run by succubi
[02:24] Dust
that lets you have nice dreams?
[02:29] Kaz
Fill me in.
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN KONOSUBA
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN Episode 9
SIGN "God's Blessing on This Wonderful Shop!"
[04:18] Kaz
I don't think I could have come into
a place like this on my own.
[04:23] Suc
Welcome!
[04:25] Suc
Please come this way.
[04:26] Kaz
Uh, sure.
[04:28] C
And his companions, right this way.
[04:30] Keith
Y-Yes!
[04:31] Dust
Okay...
[04:34] Suc
Please wait just a moment.
[04:45] Kaz
You're...
[04:48] Ruff
Welcome to Hell's door.
[04:50] Ruff
Do your best, you daredevil.
[04:53] Kaz
S-Sure.
[04:56] Ruff
I can hardly wait.
[04:58] Kaz
Occupation... Artisan Weaver?
[05:01] Kaz
Huh?
[05:02] Kaz
He wasn't an adventurer?!
[05:04] Suc
Sir?
[05:06] Suc
Sir?
[05:07] Kaz
Y-Yes?
[05:09] Suc
Is this your first time at our shop?
[05:12] Kaz
Oh, yes.
[05:13] Suc
Well, then, I will explain.
[05:15] Kaz
Please do.
[05:16] Suc
We succubi have established
[05:17] Suc
a mutually beneficial relationship with
the male adventurers of this city.
[05:21] Kaz
Yes.
[05:21] Suc
Many adventurers live in stables, correct?
[05:25] Kaz
Yes.
[05:25] Suc
So, I believe males get pent-up in various ways.
[05:29] Suc
But they are unable to do
anything about it since
[05:32] Suc
there are other adventurers
sleeping all around them.
[05:35] Kaz
I have nothing to feel guilty about, but...
[05:38] Kaz
Yeah, there's nothing to feel guilty about!
[05:41] Suc
Having said that,
[05:42] Suc
if they were to try to make a move on
a female adventurer sleeping nearby,
[05:45] Suc
the other adventurers would notice
instantly and beat them into submission.
[05:50] Suc
Or it's possible the person
he tried to mess around with
[05:53] Suc
could cut his you-know-what
off with a hidden dagger.
[05:56] Kaz
Has that actually happened to anyone?
[06:00] Suc
And so,
[06:01] Suc
we succubi give male adventurers
dreams that bring them relief.
[06:06] Suc
We do end up taking a bit of your vitality,
[06:09] Suc
but we do so in moderation
[06:11] Suc
to ensure it won't affect
your adventures or daily life.
[06:15] Kaz
Wonderful! Beyond wonderful!
[06:19] Kaz
If everyone could be in a
constant state of afterglow,
[06:21] Kaz
there would be no war!
[06:23] Suc
Please write your order for your desired dream
[06:26] Suc
on this questionnaire sheet.
[06:29] Kaz
Um, there are entries for
[06:31] Kaz
the customer's condition, gender,
and appearance in the dream...
[06:35] Kaz
Uh, what are these?
[06:37] Suc
Those are for requests such as
"I want to be a king or hero."
[06:41] Suc
We have customers who want to try
it from a female perspective, too.
[06:45] Kaz
Really?
[06:48] Suc
There are also those who
wish to return to boyhood
[06:51] Suc
and get pushed down by
strong female adventurers.
[06:57] Kaz
Are the men in this city all right?
[07:01] Kaz
Oh, what about this "partner preferences"?
[07:04] Kaz
How much can you actually configure?
[07:06] Suc
Their personality, speech patterns,
[07:08] Suc
appearance, and even how much they like you.
[07:10] Suc
It can be anything or anyone,
[07:12] Suc
whether they exist in real life or not.
[07:14] Kaz
For real?!
[07:16] Suc
For real.
[07:17] Kaz
So a specific famous girl,
a girl who's close to me,
[07:20] Kaz
or even a 2D waifu would be possible?
[07:22] Suc
Yes, though I don't know what a "2D waifu" is.
[07:27] Kaz
Would the rights to one's likeness
and so forth cause problems?
[07:31] Suc
They wouldn't. It's a dream, after all.
[07:34] Kaz
That's true!
[07:36] Kaz
Would that mean there's no restriction
on your partner's age, either?
[07:41] Kaz
Oh, not that I intend to ask for that sort of thing.
[07:43] Kaz
I just... How should I put it...
[07:45] Suc
There is not.
[07:46] Suc
Please choose whatever you like.
[07:48] Kaz
I-Is that okay?
[07:51] Kaz
In terms of, you know, regulations and stuff?
[07:54] Suc
It's all right. It is a dream, after all.
[07:57] Kaz
That's true!
[07:59] Kaz
Yeah, there's no problem if it's in a dream!
[08:02] Kaz
I can't believe this!
[08:03] Kaz
Succubi erotic dream
services are the greatest!
[08:07] Suc
Oh, also, please be careful not to
drink too much this evening, okay?
[08:10] Suc
If you sleep too soundly,
we can't show you any dreams.
[08:14] Kaz
All right, understood!
[08:16] All
KO-NOSUBA!
[08:19] Kaz
I'm back.
[08:26] Aqua
Be glad, Kazuma!
Tonight's dinner is incredible!
[08:30] Aqua
It's crab! Crab!
[08:32] Dark
My family sent them to
congratulate us on moving in.
[08:36] Aqua
It's super high-grade marbled red crab,
[08:38] Aqua
and it even came with this
amazing, top-quality liquor!
[08:41] Aqua
They said it's to thank
[08:42] Aqua
their daughter's party members
for always looking out for her!
[08:46] Megu
I can hardly believe I'm laying
my eyes on marbled red crab!
[08:49] Megu
I've never been more glad that
I joined this party than I am today.
[08:53] Kaz
Is it that luxurious?
[08:55] Megu
Of course!
[08:56] Megu
If you told me I could eat this crab
[08:58] Megu
in exchange for holding off on
using explosion magic for the day,
[09:00] Megu
I would restrain myself with pleasure,
[09:02] Megu
and unleash my explosion
magic after I've eaten!
[09:05] Megu
That's how luxurious it is!
[09:08] Kaz
Wow, that's aweso— Huh?
[09:10] Kaz
What did you say at the end there?
[09:27] Kaz
Gulp.
[09:37] Kaz
Oh, no!
[09:38] Kaz
I can't stop myself!
[09:42] Kaz
Crack!
[09:44] Kaz
Crack!
[09:46] Kaz
Crack!
[09:50] Aqua
Kazuma, Kazuma!
[09:51] Aqua
Give me a little fire.
[09:53] Aqua
I'll teach you a tasty way to drink this.
[09:57] Kaz
Here. Tinder!
[10:00] Aqua
Just place a shell filled with
crab innards here, and...
[10:09] Aqua
It should be ready.
[10:17] 3
Gulp.
[10:19] Kaz
M-Me, too!
[10:23] Kaz
This is a trap!
[10:25] Kaz
That succubus lady told me, didn't she?
[10:25] Dark
That's a clever idea.
[10:27] Kaz
If I drink too much and sleep soundly,
I won't be able to dream!
[10:27] Aqua
Isn't it? Nothing less from me!
[10:30] Megu
Yeah!
[10:31] Megu
Aqua, Aqua, what does it taste like?
[10:31] Dark
Not going to drink? I'll go first, then.
[10:34] Kaz
Calm down. I'm a man who's
capable of self-restraint.
[10:35] Aqua
Let me think... If I had to say, it's like...
[10:38] Kaz
A man who possesses a will of steel
and the strength to endure!
[10:45] Dark
I could definitely drink this! It is good!
[10:48] Kaz
Don't be tempted! I can't be tempted!
[10:50] Kaz
I'm sure there'll be no stopping
me once I get a taste!
[10:53] Megu
Please give me some, too!
[10:54] Megu
Just for today! What can it hurt?
[10:56] Dark
No. I hear your whole life goes "poof"
if you start drinking in childhood.
[11:00] Aqua
Everyone drink up! I'm in a great mood now,
[11:03] Aqua
so I'll show you the grand unveiling
of my new party trick!
[11:06] Aqua
A trick of the fingers...
[11:07] Aqua
The mobile fortress, Destroyer!
[11:12] Megu
Th-The form, shape, and movements!
[11:14] Megu
It's the Destroyer for sure!
[11:16] Dark
To think you could mimic that movement!
[11:18] Kaz
Again, what the heck is a Destroyer?!
[11:21] Megu
Aqua, do it again! Do it again!
[11:24] Aqua
Art isn't something you can
just show off when asked.
[11:26] Aqua
It's something that presents itself
naturally when the soul commands it.
[11:31] Dark
What's wrong, Kazuma?
[11:33] Dark
Did the food my family
sent not suit your tastes?
[11:36] Kaz
N-No! The crab is super tasty.
[11:39] Kaz
It's just that I drank with some friends today
and don't think I can drink any more.
[11:43] Kaz
Tomorrow. I'll have some tomorrow.
[11:46] Dark
I see.
[11:48] Kaz
Stop! Don't give me such a genuine smile!
[11:52] Kaz
You normally blurt out nothing but
[11:54] Kaz
nasty stuff that creeps me out!
[11:56] Dark
At least eat lots, then.
[11:59] Dark
It's my thanks for everything.
[12:01] Kaz
I kind of feel guilty...
[12:04] Kaz
That's right.
[12:05] Kaz
I should just drink with everyone
and forget about the dream.
[12:09] Kaz
Look at the faces of my allies here.
[12:11] Kaz
Think about which is more important!
[12:14] Kaz
Yes. There was never any need to worry
about anything in the first place.
[12:22] Kaz
Well, it's a little early,
[12:24] Kaz
but I'm going to turn in.
[12:27] Kaz
Goodnight, everyone.
[12:29] 4
KONOSUBA!
[12:35] Kaz
Crap, now my heart is pounding.
[12:37] Kaz
Aw, what should I do? What should I do?
[12:42] Kaz
I'm so nervous, expectant,
and turned on that I can't sleep!
[12:55] Kaz
I'm just having them give me a dream,
[12:57] Kaz
but etiquette is important.
[13:15] Kaz
The lantern flame went out?
[13:22] Kaz
Hey, whoa, whoa! No, wait...
[13:24] Kaz
I felt drowsy earlier and closed my eyes.
[13:27] Kaz
That would mean this is...
[13:31] Kaz
A dream?!
[13:35] Dark
The moon really is pretty toni—
[13:41] Kaz
Yo.
[13:49] Dark
Wh-Wh... Wh-Wh-Wh...
[13:56] Kaz
I always imagined she had a sexy body,
but this is better than I imagined.
[14:03] Kaz
Maybe the succubus adjusted
her to suit my tastes.
[14:06] Dark
H-Hey, Kazu—
[14:10] Kaz
What's the matter, Darkness?
[14:16] Kaz
Come on over here.
[14:19] Kaz
You can start by washing my back.
[14:21] Dark
Ah... Huh?
[14:26] Kaz
What's with that reaction?
[14:28] Kaz
It's kind of new. I like it.
[14:30] Kaz
Still, why were you the one
to appear in my dream?
[14:34] Kaz
Maybe I shouldn't have requested a
beautiful older woman with a hot body?
[14:37] Dark
Wh-What are you talking about?
[14:40] Kaz
Is this strange?
[14:40] Dark
I, um, I mean... I have so many questions
that my brain can't quite keep up,
[14:42] Kaz
What could it be?
[14:44] Dark
like why you're so calm,
about washing your back,
[14:47] Dark
what you mean by a "dream,"
and what this is all about...
[14:50] Kaz
Whoops, playing hard-to-get wasn't
one of the settings I chose.
[14:54] Kaz
Though, I did write that I wanted a shy
older woman who was inexperienced.
[14:59] Kaz
I guess this works, then.
[15:01] Dark
Huh?
[15:01] Kaz
There's no way around you
being set to be inexperienced,
[15:06] Kaz
but please hurry and wash my back.
[15:07] Dark
U-Um...
[15:09] Dark
Is me washing your back considered
common sense in this situation?
[15:14] Kaz
Hurry! I can't stand it anymore,
in all sorts of ways!
[15:17] Dark
Y-Y-You...
[15:18] Dark
Do you understand what's going on right now?
[15:21] Dark
If Aqua or Megumin found out about this...
[15:24] Kaz
If that happens, why don't
we all just get in together?
[15:28] Dark
What's wrong with you?
Seriously, what's wrong with you today?!
[15:32] Kaz
Hey, you're being awfully noisy.
What time do you think it is?
[15:35] Kaz
Think about how much you're
bothering the neighbors!
[15:37] Kaz
One can only be so unsensible, you know.
[15:39] Dark
Saying something sensible in this situation
won't do any good at this point!
[15:44] Dark
Is it me? Am I the one with no common sense?
[15:47] Dark
Am I the strange one?!
[15:48] Kaz
Yeah, you're always strange in general.
[15:52] Kaz
Oh, this is a dream, so I guess it's
no problem if you make noise.
[15:55] Kaz
All right.
[15:57] Kaz
Please go ahead, then.
[16:09] Dark
Why is this happening?
[16:11] Dark
Still, it's pathetic that my disposition
[16:14] Dark
prevents me from resisting
when you order me so brazenly.
[16:17] Kaz
This feels new in all sorts of ways.
[16:19] Kaz
I'm the one who's usually creeped out by you,
[16:22] Kaz
so it's nice seeing you shy
and embarrassed for a change.
[16:25] Dark
Wh-Why, you...
[16:27] Dark
You're talking and acting
like some old man today!
[16:30] Dark
C-Come on, that's enough, right?
[16:33] Dark
C-Can I leave now?
[16:36] Kaz
Don't be foolish!
[16:38] Kaz
I know I set you to be inexperienced,
[16:39] Kaz
but don't you know what routinely comes next?
[16:42] Kaz
Next you dry me without using a towel.
[16:44] Dark
This is not right!
[16:45] Dark
No matter how inexperienced
I may be, that's definitely...
[16:49] Kaz
Hurry...
[16:49] Dark
totally...
[16:52] Dark
wrong...
[16:54] Kaz
Hurry...
[16:57] Kaz
Hurry!
[17:04] Aqua
Intruder! Show yourself!
[17:07] Aqua
Everyone, there's an intruder in the mansion!
[17:09] Kaz
Huh?
[17:09] Dark
Aqua's voice?
[17:10] Kaz
I didn't ask to be forced to wait at this point!
[17:13] Kaz
Even in my dreams, she gets in my way!
[17:16] Kaz
I'm gonna go complain!
[17:17] Dark
K-Kazuma?
[17:20] Kaz
Hey, Aqua!
[17:23] Aqua
Look, look!
[17:24] Aqua
An intruder got caught in my barrier,
and now she's immobilized...
[17:28] Aqua
We've got another suspicious guy here!
[17:29] Kaz
Who're you calling suspicious?!
[17:33] Kaz
Oh, a succubus girl?
[17:36] Aqua
This succubus got caught in the barrier,
and now she's immobilized.
[17:40] Aqua
I'm positive she was after you, Kazuma.
[17:43] Kaz
What the heck? This is strange. Really strange.
[17:46] Kaz
Wait, was that "Darkness"
I ran into in the bathroom...
[17:51] Aqua
I'll do an exorcism right away.
[17:53] Megu
Just be good and let us destroy you.
[17:57] Aqua
Just resign yourself.
[17:59] Aqua
I'm going to use an extraordinarily
powerful anti-devil—
[18:02] Aqua
Huh?
[18:06] Suc
Huh?
[18:09] Kaz
Run away.
[18:10] Suc
B-But...
[18:12] Aqua
What're you doing?
[18:13] Aqua
She's a devil who came here to
attack you and steal your vitality!
[18:16] Megu
Are you insane, Kazuma?
[18:19] Suc
Sir, it is due to my inexperience
[18:22] Suc
and failure to break in that
this has come to pass.
[18:25] Suc
I can't allow you to humiliate yourself.
[18:28] Suc
I will accept my elimination,
[18:30] Suc
so just pretend you don't know anything.
[18:35] Suc
Sir?
[18:36] Aqua
What's the big idea?
[18:37] Aqua
There's no way a goddess like myself
[18:39] Aqua
can let that devil get away.
[18:42] Aqua
Kazuma, if you don't want us
to beat you into submission,
[18:45] Aqua
then move aside.
[18:50] Dark
Kazuma has been charmed by that
succubus and is under her control!
[18:54] Dark
He's been acting weird since a little while ago!
[18:57] Dark
He's been blurting out things about dreams
and settings and so forth, so I'm sure of it!
[19:02] Dark
You accursed succubus, you put me
through so much humiliation...
[19:05] Dark
I'll slaughter you!
[19:07] Megu
Kazuma, she may be cute, but she's still a devil,
[19:09] Megu
a monster.
[19:11] Megu
Have you gone mad?
[19:13] Kaz
Go.
[19:15] Suc
But...
[19:16] Aqua
It looks like I'll have to settle this
score with Kazuma right here and now.
[19:21] Aqua
Once I've pulverized you,
[19:23] Aqua
I'll perform that succubus's last rites.
[19:31] Kaz
Fine.
[19:39] Kaz
There are some things you
absolutely must protect.
[19:45] Kaz
Bring it on!
[19:58] Megu
The succubus ran away, huh?
[20:01] Aqua
Better toss some salt.
[20:03] 4
KONOSUBA!
SIGN The Next Day
[20:10] Dark
Glance...
[20:15] Kaz
Hey, talk to me already.
[20:18] Kaz
Besides, I think you're part of the problem,
[20:20] Kaz
since you got caught up in the mood, too.
[20:28] Dark
You really don't remember what
happened last night, right?
[20:33] Dark
You don't have any memory of it
since you were being controlled
[20:37] Dark
by that succubus, right?
[20:39] Kaz
Yeah, it's unfortunate, but I don't remember.
[20:42] Kaz
All I know is that I had a nice dream.
[20:45] Dark
I-I see. Good, then.
[20:49] Dark
Yeah, there's no helping it.
[20:51] Dark
It was sort of an accident.
[20:53] Dark
I'll try to forget about it, too.
[20:55] Kaz
Last night, I was controlled by a succubus...
[21:00] Kaz
That's the story I'm going with!
[21:01] Kaz
A convenient explanation fell into my lap,
[21:03] Kaz
so I may as well go with it.
[21:05] Dark
Still, you were kind of overbearing
at the time, and a little scary,
[21:10] Dark
but it wasn't bad.
[21:12] Dark
Although it was unacceptable
for you to instill in me
[21:14] Dark
whatever you pleased just
because I was ignorant of it...
[21:17] Kaz
Hey, it's not like you're really
some inexperienced lady.
[21:21] Kaz
Brush up on your common
sense a little more.
[21:23] Dark
Wha—
[21:24] Kaz
Besides, what happened clearly
wasn't my fault in any way.
[21:29] Kaz
I lit the lantern, and I put up the
sign saying the bath was in use.
[21:33] Kaz
Who the heck pranked us like this?
[21:36] Dark
H-Hey, you do remember last night, don't you?
[21:40] Dark
Were those actions really caused
by a succubus controlling you?!
[21:45] Dark
Hey, Kazuma!
[21:49] Luna
Destroyer alert! Destroyer alert!
[21:52] Luna
The mobile fortress, Destroyer,
is currently approaching this city!
[21:56] Dark
What?!
[21:57] Kaz
Huh? Destroyer?
SIGN Knight Guidelines and Memorandum, Article 20 A knight must never leave their allies behind and run away, no matter how mighty the enemy. As an additional warning, you must never desire physical pain, or to receive sexual satisfaction. Having such thoughts is extremely abnormal, and knight or not, it is the lowest of acts you can perform as a human being.
SIGN Episode 10
SIGN A Final Flame for this Over-the-top Fortress!
[23:30] Dark
A knight must never run away,
no matter how mighty the enemy.
[23:35] Dark
As an additional warning, you must never
desire physical pain, or to receive—
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[00:02] Kids
My turn!
[00:04] K
Hey, Wiz. We came to visit.
[00:07] W
Kazuma-san! You're all here!
[00:10] W
Welcome to the store.
[00:12] D
Pardon the intrusion.
[00:13] A
Why did we have to come
to some undead's shop?
[00:23] YY
Y-You just saw me, didn't you?!
Why are you ignoring me?
[00:29] M
Well, if it isn't my
self-proclaimed rival, Yunyun.
[00:32] YY
Don't say it's self-proclaimed!
[00:34] M
Oh? Is that wrong?
[00:36] YY
I-It is! I really am your rival!
[00:40] K
This is a Crimson Demon girl
we've recently gotten to know.
[00:44] K
She calls herself Megumin's rival,
[00:46] K
and challenges her every time
they run into each other, but...
[00:49] YY
Now, Megumin,
[00:50] YY
it's a complete and total coincidence
that we met here, but no matter!
[00:55] YY
Today we're settling this!
SIGN Episode 11
SIGN "God's Blessings On This Wonderful Choker!"
[02:28] YY
Come on! Come on!
[02:32] M
Settle what, exactly?
[02:34] M
I've won nearly every contest
you've challenged me to.
[02:37] YY
Sh-Shut up, you!
[02:40] YY
Sorry...
[02:41] YY
We'll do this outside so we won't
cause trouble in your store.
[02:45] W
Oh, it's okay.
[02:46] W
I know that the reason
you started shopping here
[02:49] W
was because you heard that Megumin-san
and her friends come by sometimes.
[02:55] YY
E-Excuse me!
[02:56] YY
I'd like to buy this today!
What a cool-looking choker!
[03:00] K
Wait, has she been coming here all
the time hoping to run into Megumin?
[03:05] D
Look, Yunyun... I mean...
[03:08] D
You can always just visit
our mansion, all right?
[03:11] YY
What? R-Really?
[03:14] YY
But if I show up with snacks and drinks,
you won't look at me like,
[03:18] YY
"Wow, you actually came? Can't you
tell when someone is just being nice?"
[03:21] YY
and act really annoyed, will you?
[03:23] M
You are as irritating as ever!
[03:26] M
If you want to come by, just do it whenever!
[03:30] M
So, what are we going to do?
Aren't we having a contest?
[03:33] YY
Hang on, Megumin!
[03:36] YY
I don't get to talk to this
many people very often.
[03:40] YY
Can the contest wait
until this evening, maybe?
[03:43] M
You can never make up your mind, can you?
[03:46] M
That's the problem with you loner types!
[03:47] A
Hey, can I get some tea over here?
[03:50] A
And something to eat, while you're at it.
[03:52] W
Right, Aqua-sama!
I'll grab something right away!
[03:58] D
Are you okay?!
[04:00] W
Sorry! I'm all right!
[04:02] A
Hey, we're losing daylight here!
[04:05] K
This bunch is always so noisy...
[04:08] W
Are you okay?
[04:09] K
I could really go for some comfort.
[04:13] K
What's this?
[04:16] K
"An uncharacteristically popular
item sold at our shop."
[04:20] K
"A choker that can grant wishes."
[04:22] K
I'm not sure a shop should say an item's
popularity is "uncharacteristic"...
[04:26] K
And the price is a relatively
steep 100,000 eris.
[04:29] M
What are these?!
What are these boobs of yours?!
[04:32] M
Have they grown again?!
[04:33] M
Are you showing them off?!
[04:35] YY
Cut it out! Don't get mad at me
just because yours won't grow!
[04:35] ---
Damn you!
[04:38] M
They're so bouncy!
[04:39] A
Uh, excuse me. This tea is barely warm.
[04:42] A
This is the problem with you undead
and your low body temperatures...
[04:45] W
I'm so sorry, Aqua-sama!
[04:47] D
What is this "potion that attracts beasts"?
[04:50] D
F-For instance, would it make
men who are beastlike
[04:52] D
in certain ways find you more attractive?
[04:55] W
It's a potion that attracts
beast-type monsters.
[04:58] W
It makes monsters attack you one after
another, without a moment's rest.
[05:02] D
I'll take it!
[05:03] W
Huh? Are you sure?
[05:06] W
You really won't have a moment's rest...
[05:07] K
So it's an item that increases
your luck when equipped?
[05:14] D
K-Kazuma-san!
[05:16] D
Th-Th-That's...
[05:18] K
Oh, the wish-granting choker?
[05:21] K
Should I not have tried it on?
[05:24] W
Th-That's a magic item that stays
on until your wish comes true,
[05:27] W
and it tightens every day
that wish isn't granted!
[05:30] K
You mean it's cursed?!
[05:32] W
No, it's not! It's really popular with women!
[05:35] W
It helps them get really, really
motivated to lose weight...
[05:40] K
You have to grant your wish yourself?
Is this some kind of joke?!
[05:44] A
So what did you wish for anyway, Kazuma?
[05:47] K
Well, I didn't even wish for
anything in particular.
[05:51] W
That's bad, Kazuma-san!
[05:53] W
If we don't do something, the choker will
gradually tighten, and in four days...
[05:56] K
You're saying I'm gonna die because
of some stupid dieting gimmick?!
[06:00] YY
It's my fault.
[06:01] YY
Kazuma-san picked up that choker
because I dropped it, and now he's...
[06:06] M
It's my fault for yelling at you, too, Yunyun.
[06:09] D
No, if Wiz hadn't been
distracted by Aqua and me...
[06:13] D
I'm sorry, Kazuma.
[06:15] W
It's really my fault!
[06:17] W
I shouldn't have left something
so dangerous on the store shelf.
[06:24] W
Kazuma-san...
[06:26] W
I'll do whatever it takes
to get that choker off.
[06:29] W
Don't worry!
[06:31] YY
I'll help, too!
[06:32] M
Wh-When the Crimson Demons' greatest
sorceress prodigy gets to work,
[06:35] M
removing a magic item
like that is child's play!
[06:38] D
You'll have my help, as well!
[06:42] A
Hey, I didn't do anything wrong!
[06:44] A
But just for the record...
[06:46] A
Sorry! If you die, I'll be sure
to cast Resurrection on you.
[06:52] K
Maybe I won't come back
to life next time I die.
[06:55] K
I'll go on strike from living.
[06:57] A
Wh-What are you saying?
[06:59] A
Don't the two of us have
to slay the Devil King?
[07:02] K
Not to mention, if I die, you take sole
possession of our considerable debt.
[07:07] A
Fine!
[07:08] A
You just want me to help, too, right?!
[07:11] A
We'll do whatever you want
until that choker comes off!
[07:15] K
Did you just say "whatever you want"?
[07:22] W
U-Um, Kazuma-san?
[07:25] K
Kazuma here.
[07:26] W
I-Is it... comfortable?
[07:30] K
Your thighs are nice and cool, Wiz.
[07:33] K
And very soft.
[07:35] K
Plus...
[07:37] K
Seeing how embarrassed
it makes you is great.
[07:40] W
I-I see...
[07:41] W
Well, um... th-thank you?
[07:45] K
A wish-granting choker...
[07:47] K
This is much better than I thought!
[07:49] K
I've got four whole days
until it strangles me.
[07:52] K
I'm sure it'll work out.
[07:54] M
It's only his first wish, and he's already
putting his lust on full display.
[07:58] D
Very well!
[07:59] D
I don't know what it is you want,
[08:01] D
but I can deal with anything you—
[08:03] K
Ditch the armor and give me 100 push-ups.
[08:15] D
One... two...
[08:19] D
three... four...
[08:22] D
five... six...
[08:26] K
seven...
[08:27] K
Now this isn't bad at all.
[08:30] D
I-I'm being exposed to his
animalistic, hungry gaze
[08:32] D
with no means of escape!
[08:35] D
In his head, I'm surely being reduced
[08:37] D
to an even more shameful state...
[08:41] D
St—
[08:42] D
Stop it!
[08:44] D
And yet... as a knight, I must not yield!
[08:49] A
Unbelievable...
[08:50] A
He's going to use beautiful girls like us
to fulfill his every twisted desire!
[08:57] K
Go grab me a yakisoba bun,
and make it snappy.
[08:59] A
Why?!
[09:02] W
Aqua-sama!
[09:04] K
Now, then...
[09:07] K
You two are rivals, right?
[09:09] M
No, that's just Yunyun's idea.
[09:11] K
The two of you are going to
have a little competition.
[09:16] YY
W-Well, if you insist!
I challenge you, Megumin!
[09:19] M
Why are you so happy about this?
[09:22] K
I will decide the contest,
[09:25] K
and the winner will be chosen
at my discretion, as I see fit.
[09:33] W
Excuse me...
[09:37] W
Shouldn't you be face-up when
using someone's lap as a pillow?
[09:41] K
Where I was born, we do
it like this sometimes.
[09:44] W
R-Really?
[09:46] A
'ere you ahr!
[09:47] W
Too slow! And I think you mean,
"I brought your food, sir!"
[09:50] A
Fuhd, shur!
[09:56] K
Hey...
[09:57] K
You ate half of this, didn't you?
[10:00] A
Dih noth!
[10:01] K
She's got her cheeks stuffed
like a damn squirrel!
[10:04] YYM
Rock, paper, scissors!
[10:08] M
It is the law of this world to grant me victory.
[10:17] A
What are those two doing?
[10:19] K
Strip rock-paper-scissors.
[10:21] A
You are shockingly straightforward
with what you want, aren't you?
[10:24] A
Even I'm creeped out by that.
[10:27] M
Yunyun... At this rate,
we're both going to suffer.
[10:32] YY
A-As the one who'll lead the
Crimson Demons one day,
[10:35] YY
I can't afford to lose to you, Megumin!
[10:37] M
You decide to be stubborn now?!
[10:40] A
You're not planning to have
me do that next, are you?
[10:44] K
Next, go buy some expensive bubbly.
[10:46] A
Why?!
[10:49] W
Aqua-sama!
[10:52] MYY
Rock, paper, scissors!
[10:54] MYY
One more time! One more time!
[10:57] MYY
Again! Again! Again!
[10:59] MYY
Rock, paper, scissors!
[11:03] MYY
One more time! One more time!
[11:06] K
If you tie three more times,
you both have to take something off.
[11:16] M
Yunyun...
[11:18] M
I have faith in you.
[11:20] M
You're my rival, and my friend.
[11:23] M
I know you wouldn't be led
astray by what he says.
[11:27] YY
Megumin...
[11:28] YY
I have faith in you, too.
[11:31] YY
Let's go! One more time!
[11:42] M
What?! Are you just mad because you lost?!
[11:45] M
Hey! Stop that! I'm going to fall out!
[11:49] M
Stop it already!
[11:50] W
Um, uh, Kazuma-san,
should you stop them?
[11:54] K
Wiz...
[11:55] K
I can't help it.
[11:57] K
This is the only way to get
the choker to come off.
[12:02] W
I guess you're right...
[12:04] K
Thank you for being so understanding.
[12:07] D
Kazuma!
[12:08] D
I've finished the hundred push-ups!
[12:11] D
I didn't think you'd leave me alone in there.
[12:14] D
The humiliation and isolation were so—
[12:16] K
Next up is 100 sit-ups.
[12:21] K
KONOSUBA!
[12:31] A
I've been defiled... I'm a goddess,
but I've been defiled...
[12:38] W
Um... Has the choker come off yet?
[12:42] K
It's terribly unfortunate,
[12:44] K
but it looks like we'll have to keep making
my wishes come true tomorrow, too.
[12:50] K
KO! NO! SU! BA!
[12:54] K
KONOSUBA!
[12:59] K
After that, I continued to grant all
the wishes I could come up with.
[13:03] A
Why am I doing this?
[13:07] D
More exercise today?
[13:13] YY
This is embarrassing...
[13:14] M
Something about this choice of
clothing seems malicious to me.
[13:22] K
Oh, nice! Okay, next!
[13:34] D
I just have to wash myself?
[13:39] K
Yes. Nothing more.
[13:41] K
And I will watch!
[13:44] A
You're going to defile the goddess
again today, aren't you?
[13:47] A
What are you going to make me do?
[13:48] Kazuma
I want you to find us a natural hot spring.
[13:51] Kazuma
You can do that, right?
[13:52] A
Huh? Why?
[13:54] K
You're a water goddess, aren't you?
[13:56] K
Wait, I'm sorry. It was the
goddess of party tricks, wasn't it?
[13:59] A
Fine! I'll do it!
[14:02] A
I'll show you what a goddess can do!
[14:05] YY
A-Are you itchy anywhere?
[14:09] K
If I had to say, maybe in front.
[14:11] M
What? Your d***?
[14:13] M
Just rip that thing off.
[14:18] K
Oh, I think the choker's starting to tighten.
[14:23] K
What should I do? Am I gonna die?
[14:28] K
Go on! Go on, do it!
[14:30] K
Go on, now!
[14:32] K
What're you you so scared of?
You're the one who mentioned my d***!
[14:33] YY
Megumin!
[14:35] K
Go on! Rip it off! Hurry it up, now!
[14:37] K
Try and rip it off!
[14:39] K
My d***!
[14:39] A
It's coming... I can sense it...
[14:41] K
Go on!
[14:43] K
Quickly, now!
[14:45] K
Go ahead!
[14:48] A
Here it comes!
[15:00] A
KO! NO! SU! BA!
[15:08] K
Why won't it come off?
[15:10] K
Every wish I can think of has been granted...
[15:14] M
All the wishes you could
think up were perverted?
[15:19] K
What am I missing?
[15:22] K
Wiz, could you give me something to drink?
[15:25] W
Oh, okay.
[15:25] K
From your mouth, I mean.
[15:29] A
Oh, enough!
[15:30] A
Tomorrow's the fourth day!
[15:32] A
It seems pretty clear that your
disgusting wishes aren't working!
[15:35] K
What was that, you useless goddess?!
[15:35] YY
Maybe my specialty magic,
Light of Saber, could do something...
[15:36] K
You sure you're not just doing
a bad job granting them?!
[15:38] A
I've been doing my best, for your information!
[15:40] M
I get it.
[15:40] K
And how dare you call it disgusting?!
[15:41] M
Then, after we've cut Kazuma's head off,
we can easily remove the choker?
[15:42] K
Taking a drink from a girl's
mouth is the dream of every man!
[15:45] YY
He'd be dead!
[15:47] YY
I just wondered if there was a
way to cut only the choker off!
[15:50] D
Kazuma! Kazuma!
[15:51] D
You're being gradually strangled...
[15:54] D
What's it feel like?!
[15:55] D
Is it the best, Kazuma?!
[15:57] D
Is the grip slowly tightening
around you fantastic?!
[16:00] K
Stop it!
[16:01] A
Isn't there anything else you want?
[16:08] K
I can't think of anything.
[16:09] M
Well, you'd better come up with something!
[16:11] M
I can't afford to have you die!
[16:24] M
Tomorrow's the last day...
[16:28] M
Oh, it's you, Yunyun.
[16:31] YY
Why are you trying so hard
for Kazuma-san's sake?
[16:38] M
If Kazuma is gone,
[16:39] M
who will carry me home after
I've used my explosion magic?
[16:44] M
His existence is a necessity
for my mastery of explosions!
[16:50] M
Besides...
[17:21] M
Kazuma is my friend.
[17:23] M
The greatest mind of the Crimson Demons
[17:25] M
would never forsake a friend.
[17:28] YY
I understand.
[17:30] YY
I'm partly responsible for
what happened to him, too.
[17:33] YY
Let's make sure we
get that choker off him!
[17:37] M
There's no telling what awful
things he'll have you do.
[17:40] YY
I-It's okay, as long as I'm with you!
[17:43] YY
N-Now, I didn't mean anything by that!
[17:55] K
Thanks, everyone.
[17:56] K
I had a great time.
[18:00] M
Uh... Do you have any more terrible
commands, like yesterday?
[18:04] K
It's fine.
[18:06] K
Thanks for indulging me.
[18:08] K
I'm really grateful.
[18:10] D
A-All I did was exercise and wash myself!
[18:14] D
You could always give me nastier... orders?
[18:19] K
I have lived a very shameful life.
[18:22] K
Living every moment for your desires
leaves nothing but emptiness.
[18:27] M
Do scumbags lose the will to live
once all their desires are sated?
[18:33] K
Once I'm dead, you can have this tracksuit.
[18:36] K
Let it be the proof that
I lived in this world.
[18:40] A
H-Hang on...
[18:42] K
Aqua.
[18:46] K
The yakisoba bun and bubbly you bought
[18:49] K
were very delicious.
[19:03] W
Kazuma-san...
[19:05] M
Kazuma...
[19:06] W
Kazuma-san...
[19:07] D
Kazuma...
[19:18] A
Don't die, Kazuma.
[19:20] A
We're going to bring down the
Devil King together, right?
[19:23] M
True...
[19:25] W
I won't let you die!
[19:28] W
Please... You can ask for anything!
[19:33] K
This is what it feels
like to be comforted?
[19:43] K
I see.
[19:44] K
Then, since it's the end, there are
some things I'd like to apologize for.
[19:49] K
Megumin...
[19:51] K
When I would carry you home
after you used explosion magic,
[19:55] K
I tried to get a feel for your
breasts as much as possible
[19:58] K
by shaking you around and
changing my posture a lot.
[20:02] K
I'm sorry.
[20:04] K
Yunyun, Wiz...
[20:06] K
If I'm being honest,
whenever I talk with you two,
[20:08] K
my line of sight is fixed on your chests.
[20:11] K
Wiz has so much to look at,
[20:13] K
and Yunyun's outfit is so
sexy around the chest.
[20:15] K
And I actually thought it was your
fault, for having bodies like that.
[20:20] K
I'm sorry.
[20:21] K
Darkness...
[20:23] K
Since we started living together here,
[20:25] K
all I've really seen you as is boobs.
[20:28] K
You are boobs.
[20:30] K
Boobs.
[20:32] K
Sorry.
[20:34] A
You're going to spout some heresy
about a goddess like me, too?
[20:38] K
Aqua, when we were sleeping
in the horse stables...
[20:46] (Flashback) A
I can't eat another bite...
[20:49] K
I tried desperately to see you as some kind
of love interest, but I just couldn't do it.
[20:55] K
I'm sorry.
[20:57] A
Don't give up so easily, Kazuma-san!
[20:59] A
Don't give up!
[21:01] A
Please, I'm begging you!
[21:03] K
I have no regrets left.
[21:05] K
Thank you all for everything.
[21:12] K
Huh? Why?
[21:17] (Flashback) K
I could really go for some comfort.
[21:20] K
My wish... was to be comforted?
[21:29] K
Uh, everyone, that's the
look you save for garbage.
[21:32] A
Hey, crappy NEET.
[21:35] A
Why don't you try putting
this choker on again?
[21:38] A
It's okay. Your kind friends
are sure to help you out.
[21:56] E
Well...
[21:57] E
Can I just say one thing?
[22:00] K
Go ahead.
[22:03] E
Try not to die over something as silly as this.
[22:07] K
I have no excuse!