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M1 - Legend of Crimson
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SIGN    Capture Quest
SIGN    Collect Migrating Tuna
SIGN    Quest Failed
[01:00] Customer 1
    Did you hear? Starting next year,
    there won't be any more tuna.
[01:04] Customer 2
    Some crazy mage screwed
    up the entire landscape.
[01:08] Customer 3
    I always look forward to tuna season...
[01:12] Kazuma
    Zero points.
[01:13] Megumin
    What?! Come on, today's Explosion magic
    was worth at least worth 120 points!
[01:17] Kazuma
    It was worth nothing,
    and that's being generous!
[01:19] (Flashback) Megumin
    —sion!
[01:19] Kazuma
    You let loose an Explosion
    because you thought
[01:22] Kazuma
    a monster was going to take our tuna?!
[01:24] Kazuma
    What's the point if you blow up the fish, too?!
[01:25] (Flashback) Megumin
    —sion!
[01:26] Kazuma
    Would it kill you to learn some
    other advanced magic already?!
[01:29] Darkness
    Kazuma, that's going too far.
[01:31] Kazuma
    You reek of fish.
[01:36] Kazuma
    As soon as we got on the water,
     they were gnawing on you!
[01:38] Aqua
    Hey, are we in debt again now?
[01:41] Aqua
    What are we gonna do?!
[01:42] Aqua
    I don't wanna work part-time anymore!
[01:45] Kazuma
    The arch priest who makes everything a pain.
[01:48] Kazuma
    The arch wizard who makes
    everything go to waste.
[01:51] Kazuma
    And the crusader who makes
    everything smell like wild game.
[01:54] Kazuma
    It seems my adventure with these useless
    comrades is headed for its climax!
[01:59] Lady Adventurer 31
    Isn't stealing underwear
    the only thing he's good at?
[02:03] Lady Adventurer 1B
    He's the kind of scumbag who'd dropkick
    a woman without a second thought!
[02:06] Lady Adventurer 1B
    Scumzuma! Scumzuma! Scumzuma!
[02:11] Kazuma
    If this was an anime or a video game,
[02:13] Kazuma
    I'd probably have some
    romantic interests by now...
[02:20] Kazuma
    Hey, it's Yunyun.
    What's got you so looking so intense?
[02:25] Yunyun
    K-Kazuma-san...
[02:26] Kazuma
    Uh, yeah?
[02:27] Yunyun
    I... I...
[02:30] Yunyun
    I want to have your baby!
[02:34] Kazuma
    And thus begins my popular phase!
SIGN    God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
    Legend of Crimson
SIGN    The Movie
[02:48] Aqua
    Ow!
[02:50] Aqua
    Why'd you scratch me?!
[02:52] Kazuma
    Could you say that again for me?
[02:55] Yunyun
    I-I said I want to have a baby with you!
[03:00] Kazuma
    I've always wanted to start with a daughter...
[03:03] Yunyun
    N-No! The first child has to be a boy!
[03:06] Kazuma
    I thought she was on the meek side,
[03:09] Kazuma
    but she actually knows how to speak her mind!
[03:11] Megumin
    What is wrong with you, Yunyun?!
[03:13] Aqua
    Stop! Chomusuke!
[03:14] Darkness
    Do you realize what kind of man he is?!
[03:16] Megumin
    You need to snap out of it!
[03:17] Megumin
    What in the world's gotten into you?
[03:19] Yunyun
    If Kazuma and I don't have a baby,
    the world will... And the Devil King...
[03:24] Megumin
    The Devil King?
[03:25] Kazuma
    I see. The fate of the world, huh?
[03:28] Kazuma
    It's all right, dear. You can leave
    the world and the Devil King to me.
[03:31] Kazuma
    Once we have this baby,
[03:34] Kazuma
    the Devil King will be dealt with
    and the world saved, right?
[03:37] Kazuma
    How could I possibly refuse someone in need?
[03:41] Darkness
    B-But you always try to get out
    of monster extermination quests!
[03:45] Megumin
    Seriously!
[03:46] Kazuma
    Shut it!
[03:49] Kazuma
    Keep your noses out of our
    relationship, got it?!
[03:51] Kazuma
    I'm finally in my popular phase! So buzz off!
[03:55] Megumin
    He's mad at us?
[03:56] Megumin
    But if an acquaintance of mine is
    getting involved with a shady guy,
[03:59] Megumin
    it's only natural that I'd speak up!
[04:01] Yunyun
    C-Calm down, everyone!
[04:02] Yunyun
    I'm sorry! This is my fault!
    Please, just calm down!
[04:05] Kazuma
    Wonderful! Magnificent!
[04:07] Kazuma
    For the first time ever,
    I'm glad I came to this world!
[04:09] Kazuma
    And what is with you two?
    Do you secretly like me or something?
[04:12] Kazuma
    Are you jealous because of my
    romantic developments with Yunyun?
[04:16] Kazuma
    Then you should've just
    said so, you tsundere duo!
[04:18] Megumin
    How dare you?!
[04:19] Yunyun
    Megumin, the Crimson Demon Village...
[04:20] Megumin
    Why would anyone be jealous about that?!
[04:21] Yunyun
    The Crimson Demon Village
    is going to be wiped out!
[04:23] Megumin
    You must think—
[04:25] Multi
    KONOSUBA!
[04:29] Aqua
    Your tea.
[04:30] Yunyun
    Th-Thank you...
[04:35] Megumin
    Now, what exactly is going on?
[04:38] Yunyun
    I got this letter from my father...
[04:43] Megumin
    "By the time you receive this letter,
[04:45] Megumin
    I will surely have passed on."
[04:53] Megumin
    It says the Crimson Demon Village is
    under attack by the Devil King's forces.
[04:57] Megumin
    "A fortune-teller saw a future where
    the village would be devastated...
[05:01] Megumin
    But they also saw a light of hope.
[05:04] Megumin
    That light was the only survivor of
    the Crimson Demons, Yunyun."
[05:08] Megumin
    How is she the only survivor?
[05:11] Yunyun
    Forget that, just keep reading!
[05:12] Megumin
    But what happened to me?!
[05:16] Megumin
    "As the only survivor,
[05:18] Megumin
    she would meet a certain man
    in the town of beginners.
[05:22] Megumin
    This man, though unremarkable
    and with no special power,
[05:25] Megumin
    will become her spouse."
[05:28] Kazuma
    Why'd you look at me after reading that?
[05:31] Kazuma
    And was that seriously all it
    took to convince you it was me?!
[05:34] Megumin
    "Then, as time passes,
[05:36] Megumin
    the son born to her and this
    man would go on a journey.
[05:40] Megumin
    But the boy did not know...
[05:42] Megumin
    that he would be the one to avenge
    his clan and slay the Devil King..."
[05:49] Kazuma
    O-Our little boy's gonna beat the Devil King?!
[05:52] Darkness
    Wait a second, Kazuma!
[05:53] Aqua
    Hey, that doesn't work for me!
[05:55] Aqua
    That seriously isn't gonna cut it!
[05:57] Aqua
    I can't wait that long!
[05:59] Aqua
    I want the Devil King defeated
     as soon as possible!
[06:01] Aqua
    Do you really expect me to
    wait until your kid grows up?!
[06:04] Aqua
    Can't we wrap this up in three years or so?
[06:06] Aqua
    Because if not, then I want you
    to forget about this prophecy!
[06:09] Kazuma
    You seriously want a toddler
    to take on the Devil King?
[06:12] Yunyun
    Our village has very skilled
    fortune-tellers. So...
[06:17] Kazuma
    I understand. In that case,
    you can count on me.
[06:20] Kazuma
    It's to save the world. It must be done.
[06:21] Darkness
    I-I can't believe you!
[06:23] Darkness
    You're usually so wishy-washy!
    Why the sudden streak of manliness?!
[06:27] Kazuma
    Shut up! Stop talking, boobs!
[06:28] Megumin
    "Heroic Tales of the
    Crimson Demons, Chapter 1."
[06:29] Darkness
    Boobs?!
[06:30] Kazuma
    It's just having a kid! 
    Or is that a crime now?!
[06:31] Megumin
    "Written by Arue."
[06:38] Yunyun
    Arue, you dummy!
[06:39] Kazuma
    Wait, what does that mean?! Explain!
[06:41] Kazuma
    What happens to my kid?! What do I do?!
[06:44] Kazuma
    Do I strip here? Or in my room?!
[06:47] Megumin
    Arue is a classmate of ours from the
    village who wants to be an author.
[06:51] Darkness
    So it was just a story, then...
[06:54] Darkness
    But what about that first letter?
[06:56] Megumin
    I believe this one is genuine.
[06:59] Megumin
    The Crimson Demons have
    been a thorn in the side
[07:02] Megumin
    of the Devil King's army for a long time.
[07:04] Kazuma
    Wait, hold up! What do I do about
    my masculine obligation now?!
[07:08] Kazuma
    Hey, Yunyun?
[07:09] Kazuma
    Aren't we supposed to start a
    bittersweet relationship now?
[07:11] Darkness
    You are not!
[07:12] Darkness
    Megumin, why are you so calm about this?
[07:15] Darkness
    Aren't you worried about
    your family and classmates?
[07:17] Yunyun
    Th-That's right!
[07:19] Yunyun
    What should we do, Megumin?!
[07:21] Megumin
    The Crimson Demons are feared
    by the Devil King for a reason.
[07:24] Megumin
    I have a hard time believing our
    village will go down without a fight.
[07:28] Megumin
    Besides, as long as the chief's
    daughter, Yunyun, is safe,
[07:32] Megumin
    we won't die out, even if
    the village is destroyed.
[07:36] Megumin
    So we need only think of it in these terms:
[07:39] Megumin
    "Our friends from the village will
    always live on... in our hearts."
[07:44] Yunyun
    Megumin, you monster!
[07:48] Megumin
    KONOSU—bahck!
[07:49] Yunyun
    I am so, so sorry!
[07:52] Kazuma
    H-Hey, it's no big deal.
[07:54] Kazuma
    But what are you gonna do?
[07:56] Yunyun
    Well, I think I'll head back to the village.
[07:59] Yunyun
    I have... f-friends... there.
[08:03] Kazuma
    She sure hesitated to use
    the word "friends" there.
[08:07] Yunyun
    Everyone, if you'll excuse me.
[08:27] Wiz
    Teleporting?
[08:29] Wiz
    You need me to send you near
    the Crimson Demon Village, then?
[08:32] Kazuma
    Yeah, the tsundere here feels homesick.
[08:35] Megumin
    Wh-Who are you calling a tsundere?!
[08:37] Vanir
    Well, look who it is!
[08:39] Vanir
    The man with the easiest-to-level class,
[08:40] Vanir
    who somehow still manages
    to be under-leveled!
[08:43] Vanir
    The girl who's been useless as of late,
    except at calling in familial favors!
[08:47] Vanir
    The small-time priest who's
    overflowing with obnoxious light,
[08:49] Vanir
    and the girl from the joke race who
    can only use joke magic! Welcome, all!
[08:54] Vanir
    I was actually hoping to run into you.
[08:55] Vanir
    I've drawn up our little contract.
[08:58] Kazuma
    You're really gonna go
    through with this, right?
[09:00] Vanir
    But of course!
[09:01] Vanir
    I'll buy the rights to Satou Kazuma's intellectual
    property library for 300 million eris.
[09:06] Satou
    O-Okay!
[09:07] Vanir
    That said, my debt-ridden fellow,
    the deal hasn't been completed yet.
[09:08] Wiz
    Here you are.
[09:11] Wiz
    Drink up.
[09:12] Vanir
    I haven't settled on a craftsman to
    build the products you've dreamed up.
[09:17] Kazuma
    Hey, man!
[09:20] Vanir
    Hands off the merchandise,
    you walking blight!
[09:23] Aqua
    Excuse me?! I thought the
    customer was always right!
[09:25] Aqua
    And I'm a goddess, so I'm extra right!
[09:28] Aqua
    So show me the respect a goddess deserves!
[09:30] Vanir
    How dare you try and lecture me
[09:32] Vanir
    after damaging my merchandise,
    you poverty-stricken goddess?!
[09:35] Vanir
    Wiz, transport them out of here immediately!
[09:38] Vanir
    So irritating!
[09:39] Wiz
    Okay, I'll send you to the vicinity
    of the Crimson Demon Village now.
[09:43] Wiz
    I wish you a wonderful
    journey and experience.
[09:46] Wiz
    Teleport!
[09:50] Kazuma
    We're off!
[09:57] Vanir
    What is it?
[09:58] Wiz
    Isn't the Crimson Demon Village near...
SIGN    Emergency quest!!
SIGN    Survive! Defend yourselves!!
[10:17] Kazuma
    Where the hell did you teleport us, Wiz?!
[10:26] Orc 3
    Hold it right there!
[10:28] Orc 1
    Hey there, handsome!
    Wanna have some fun with me?
[10:32] Kazuma
    Why is there a mob of lady orcs?!
[10:35] Megumin
    Kazuma, there aren't any
    male orcs left in the world!
[10:39] Megumin
    They were wiped out ages ago!
[10:42] Megumin
    And on the rare occasion that one is born,
[10:44] Megumin
    they're usually overworked by the females
    and die before they can fully mature!
[10:47] Megumin
    The surviving female orcs are known
    for capturing males of other races,
[10:51] Megumin
    dragging them back to their communities,
    and doing all kinds of crazy stuff to them!
[10:54] Megumin
    They're natural-born predators of men!
[10:57] Orc 1
    Come spend a few days in our village
    and you'll have a harem, baby!
[11:00] Orc 1
    We'll give you a taste of heaven on earth!
[11:03] Kazuma
    No, thank you!
[11:05] Kazuma
    I just turned down a lady's
    invitation for the first time!
[11:09] Darkness
    Wait! Orcs are supposed to be the
    natural predators of lady knights!
[11:11] Darkness
    Male orcs! Renowned for their libido,
    attacking women the second they see them!
[11:16] Megumin
    They're all dead.
[11:19] Aqua
    Darkness!
[11:23] Orc 1
    I'm gonna have your babies!
[11:25] Orc 2
    No, me!
[11:26] Orc 3
    I think I'd like a son first!
    And then 60 boys, and 40 girls!
[11:31] Orc 3
    We'll move into a white house by the sea
[11:32] Orc 3
    and spend every day all over each other!
[11:35] Kazuma
    Let me go! I just wanna go home!
[11:42] Both
    Kazuma!
[11:45] Orc 3
    Okay, this won't take long!
    Just close your eyes!
[11:48] Kazuma
    Save me, Megumin! Do the thing!
    The thing you always do!
[11:51] Megumin
    I can't use it at this range!
[11:54] Megumin
    Darkness, stop being depressed!
[11:56] Kazuma
    Can we talk?! Let's talk!
[11:58] Orc 3
    Pillow talk?! I'd love to!
[12:01] Orc 3
    Go ahead and tell me all the dirtiest
    fantasies you've kept bottled up!
[12:07] Kazuma
    P-Please stop!
[12:09] Kazuma
    Wait, your name! I don't even
    know your name or age yet!
[12:13] Kazuma
    This might be my first time!
[12:16] Kazuma
    Can we maybe start with introductions?!
[12:18] Kazuma
    I'm Satou Kazuma!
[12:20] Orc 3
    I'm Swatti the orc, and
    I'm a sweet 16-year-old!
[12:24] Orc 3
    Now, how about you introduce me
    to what you've got down here?
[12:26] Orc 3
    Let me meet your big little boy!
[12:32] Kazuma
    But he's so shy!
[12:34] Kazuma
    We made our introductions, so could
    we call it a wrap for today?!
[12:38] Kazuma
    Aqua! Aqua, save me!
[12:39] Yunyun
    Bottomless Swamp!
[12:45] Yunyun
    Orcs who live near the Crimson Demon Village!
[12:49] Yunyun
    I'm willing to overlook this
    because we're neighbors!
[12:52] Yunyun
    Now, begone!
[12:54] Kazuma
    Yunyun! It's Yunyun!
[12:59] Megumin
    Kazuma!
[13:00] Aqua
    Kazuma-san!
[13:08] Kazuma
    Yunyun! Oh, Yunyun!
[13:11] Kazuma
    Thank you so much!
[13:13] Yunyun
    It's all right, don't worry.
[13:15] Yunyun
    Um... Y-You're covering my robe in snot!
SIGN    Quest Failed
SIGN    Kazuma was psychologically scarred
SIGN    Kazuma was psychologically scarred
SIGN    Orc (♀)
[13:28] Aqua
    There, there.
    That was scary, wasn't it, Kazuma?
[13:30] Aqua
    You're okay now, though. It's all right.
[13:33] Darkness
    What exactly happened
    while I was passed out?
[13:37] Darkness
    We only just started this journey.
[13:39] Kazuma
    I am so grateful, Yunyun.
[13:41] Kazuma
    To be specific, from now on, if anyone
    asks me, "Who do you look up to?"
[13:46] Kazuma
    I'm going to answer "Yunyun!" right away.
[13:49] Yunyun
    P-Please don't do that!
[13:51] Yunyun
    It almost sounds sarcastic!
[13:53] Yunyun
    What are you all doing here, anyway?
[13:56] Yunyun
    Megumin, were you worried
    about the village after all?
[14:01] Megumin
    I just remembered some
    business I had back home.
[14:03] Yunyun
    You just won't admit it!
[14:04] Yunyun
    You really are worried about everyone!
[14:07] Yunyun
    Aren't you?
[14:08] Yunyun
    Kazuma, would you like to hear an
    embarrassing secret about Yunyun?
[14:13] Yunyun
    We Crimson Demons are born with
    a tattoo somewhere on our bodies.
[14:18] Yunyun
    And in the case of Yunyun,
    if you can believe it...
[14:22] Yunyun
    Hey, cut it out!
[14:24] Yunyun
    How do you even know where my tattoo is?!
[14:27] Yunyun
    You can't use your joke Explosion
    magic around here, anyway!
[14:30] Yunyun
    So I can easily restrain you if I have to!
[14:33] Megumin
    Aqua, I need support magic.
[14:35] Megumin
    I think this girl needs to
    be taught a painful lesson.
[14:37] Yunyun
    Y-You coward!
    You never play fair, Megumin!
[14:40] Yunyun
    Never once, ever!
[14:42] S. Goblin
    Hey, over here! I hear human voices!
[14:51] Megumin
    Do you suppose they're with
    the Devil King's army?
[14:54] Megumin
    This is because of your short
    temper and shouting, Yunyun!
[14:58] Yunyun
    But Megumin, you've got
    a shorter fuse than me!
[15:00] Megumin
    Say that again!
[15:02] Darkness
    Enough, you two!
    If you're too loud, they'll find us.
[15:05] Darkness
    Kazuma, say something!
[15:08] Kazuma
    Hey, who gives a damn?!
    Tell me where Yunyun's tattoo is!
[15:11] S. Goblin
    Found them! They're over here!
    They were hiding in the bushes!
[15:14] Darkness
    What in the world is wrong with you?!
[15:18] S. Goblin
    There's even some Crimson Demon brats!
[15:32] Aqua
    Well, if it isn't a bunch of discount,
     wannabe demons!
[15:34] Aqua
    Oh, my!
[15:36] Aqua
    What might a bunch of ogre-looking wash-outs
[15:38] Aqua
    who couldn't even cut it as
    lesser demons want with us?
[15:44] Aqua
    Look, I'll let you walk away
    this one time, so scram.
[15:47] Aqua
    Go on, get!
[15:51] S. Goblin
    Hey, priest lady, what gives?
[15:53] S. Goblin
    The Crimson Demons put us through hell,
     and you've got two of them!
[15:57] S. Goblin
    You really think we're
    gonna just let them walk?!
[16:01] Megumin
    I seem to recall you saying
    my magic is a joke.
[16:04] Megumin
    Perhaps I should remind you
    of just how serious it can be.
[16:09] Yunyun
    W-Wait a second... You're not gonna...
[16:13] Megumin
    Explosion!
[16:23] Megumin
    Did you see that?!
    My ultimate spell, Explosion magic!
[16:26] Megumin
    Well, would you still call that a joke spell?!
[16:29] Megumin
    How about it, Kazuma?!
    What score would you give that Explosion?!
[16:32] Kazuma
    You get negative 90 points!
[16:34] Kazuma
    What now?! Because we're in no
    condition to carry you away now!
[16:38] S. Goblin
    H-H-Holy crap, that was scary...
[16:41] S. Goblin
    But now my reinforcements are here.
[16:44] S. Goblin
    Say your prayers, people!
[16:47] S. Goblin
    Time to cry and beg for mercy,
    not that it's gonna help!
[16:58] Bukkororii
    Not even a scrap of flesh will remain!
[17:01] Bukkororii
    The dark flame born from my
    ebon heart will scorch you!
[17:05] Red Eye Dead Slayer C
    Slumber for eternity in the
    frozen embrace of my ice!
[17:10] REDS E
    I... kill... you.
[17:14] Soketto
    Now... it is born!
[17:16] S. Goblin
    Aw, crap!
[17:18] Bukkororii
    Light of Saber!
[17:19] REDS C
    Light of Saber!
[17:21] REDS D
    ...Saber!
[17:22] Soketto
    ...ber!
[17:31] Kazuma
    Wait, what happened to the dark
    flames and frozen embraces?
[17:36] Kazuma
    No doubt about it, though.
[17:38] Kazuma
    Those red eyes...
[17:40] Bukkororii
    We heard an explosion in the distance...
[17:43] Bukkororii
    and here we find Megumin and Yunyun.
[17:46] Megumin
    We were told that the village
     might be in danger.
[17:51] Bukkororii
    I'm curious, Megumin. Are these
    people your adventuring party?
[18:02] Bukkororii
    I am called Bukkororii!
[18:03] Bukkororii
    The son of the foremost cobbler
    among the Crimson Demons!
[18:06] Bukkororii
    Arch wizard, and wielder of advanced magic!
[18:09] Kazuma
    Hey there. I'm called Satou Kazuma.
[18:13] Kazuma
    From my home in Axel,
    I have mastered countless skills
[18:15] Kazuma
    and used them to battle
    the Devil King's generals.
[18:19] Bukkororii
    No outsider has been able to
    properly return a greeting before!
[18:22] Bukkororii
    Megumin, your friends seem really nice.
[18:27] Bukkororii
    The village is still some distance away.
     Let us take you there.
[18:31] Bukkororii
    Teleport!
[18:46] Bukkororii
    Welcome to the
    Crimson Demon Village, outsiders.
[18:49] Bukkororii
    And it's good to have you
    back, Megumin, Yunyun.
[18:59] Yunyun
    D-Dad? Could you repeat that?
[19:04] Chief
    That was just me sending you an update!
[19:07] Dad
    Uh, sir, what exactly do you mean?
[19:09] Yunyun
    But it said, "By the time you receive
    this letter, I will surely have passed on."
[19:13] Chief
    That's the traditional Crimson Demon greeting!
[19:16] Yunyun
    But you said you wouldn't be able
    to destroy the Devil King's fortress!
[19:19] Chief
    Yeah.
[19:20] Chief
    The village can't decide whether to destroy
    it or leave it as a tourist attraction.
[19:25] Kazuma
    Yunyun, can I punch your dad in the face?
[19:29] Yunyun
    Go ahead.
[19:30] Chief
    Yunyun?!
[19:32] Darkness
    If the Devil King's army is nearby,
     then is a general...
[19:35] Chief
    Sure, there's one with them.
    Strong with magic, I believe.
[19:37] Chief
    Should be showing up anytime now.
[19:40] Speaker
    Devil King Army alert.
[19:42] Speaker
    Anyone available, please assemble
    at the entrance to the village.
[19:45] Speaker
    The enemy force numbers around 1,000.
[19:48] Both
    A thousand?!
SIGN    Devil King Forces Approaching!
[19:55] Goblin R
    Sylvia-sama! Retreat!
[19:58] Goblin R
    You have to survive,
    even if the rest of us don't!
[20:01] Goblin H
    Damn it! Damn it!
    If we could just get close enough—
[20:05] Goblin N
    I said we never should've
    attacked the Crimson Demons!
[20:08] Goblin N
    Nobody ever listens to me!
[20:11] Goblin O
    Suck on this boulder!
[20:19] Kazuma
    Holy crap...
[20:21] Kazuma
    This is... so impressive, it's freaky, honestly.
[20:24] Chief
    What do you think?
[20:26] Chief
    We've been wondering if the light
    show might attract tourists!
[20:29] Multi
    KONOSUBA...
[20:32] Kazuma
    So, those are real Crimson Demons, huh?
[20:36] Megumin
    When you put it that way, it makes
    it sound like you know a fake one.
[20:40] Megumin
    Why don't you explain exactly
    what you mean by that?
[20:45] Aqua
    Hey, Megumin, is that your stable?
[20:50] Megumin
    That's not a stable. It's the house.
[21:07] Kazuma
    Is this your little sister, Megumin?
[21:09] Kazuma
    She's pretty cute!
[21:11] Aqua
    It's like having a mini Megumin!
[21:14] Aqua
    Hey, want some candy?
[21:16] Megumin
    I'm back, Komekko.
[21:23] Komekko
    Dad! Megumin's back, and she's snared a man!
[21:28] Kazuma
    Hey, little missy!
    Could we perhaps discuss this?!
[21:30] Kazuma
    KONOSUBA!
[21:41] Kazuma
    What do I do?
[21:43] Kazuma
    The one who's supposed to smooth
    a situation like this over is...
[21:51] Kazuma
    Damn you!
[21:53] Aqua
    Look at this!
[21:55] Aqua
    See how the mug moves around
    once I've flipped it over?
[21:58] Komekko
    Oh, wow! How'd you do it?!
    How are you doing that?
[22:02] Darkness
    It's a magnet!
    It must be some kind of magnet!
[22:04] Aqua
    No, there are no magnets or magic involved!
[22:06] Hyoizaburo
    So...
[22:08] Hyoizaburo
    What exactly is the nature of your
    relationship with our daughter?
[22:13] Kazuma
    Like I've been saying, we're just frie—
[22:17] Yuiyui
    Honey!
[22:18] Yuiyui
    Stop! No more flipping
    the table and breaking it!
[22:22] Yuiyui
    We don't have that kind of money! Stop!
[22:36] Hyoi
    Forgive me. I lost my composure.
[22:38] Hyoi
    It's just that you kept insisting so
    shamelessly that you're only friends...
[22:46] Kazuma
    This isn't much, but here...
[22:50] Hyoi
    Dear, I believe Kazuma-san
    meant to give this to me.
[22:55] Yuiyui
    Oh, really? After all that bluster just now,
[22:57] Yuiyui
    you're being polite enough 
    to call him Kazuma-san?
[23:01] Yuiyui
    You really shouldn't. It's embarrassing.
[23:04] Yuiyui
    This is going to be our dinner tonight.
[23:06] Yuiyui
    I'm not going to let you
    snack on it with your booze.
[23:09] Kazuma
    Ma'am, those are just dumplings...
[23:11] Kazuma
    They don't make much of
    a snack, let alone a meal.
[23:14] Komekko
    Hey, is this the kind of food
    that actually fills you up,
[23:16] Komekko
    instead of the watery rice
    porridge we usually eat?!
[23:22] Kazuma
    It really isn't much, but here...
[23:26] Hyoi
    We're so glad to have you, Kazuma-san!
[23:28] Hyoi
    Dear, bring out some of the good tea!
[23:30] Yuiyui
    We only have one type of tea, honey.
[23:33] Yuiyui
    KONOSUBA!
[23:37] Hyoi
    I don't care what you feed us!
    You can't have Komekko!
[23:40] Kazuma
    I don't want her!
    That's not what I'm trying to do!
[23:43] Kazuma
    Komekko, you can have the rest.
[23:45] Komekko
    I can?! Yay!
[23:48] Yuiyui
    You seem nice enough, so I won't object...
[23:51] Yuiyui
    But I really think you should pay off
    your debts before taking in our daughter.
[23:57] Kazuma
    I just told you that we're only friends!
[23:59] Yuiyui
    But in her letters...
[24:01] Kazuma
    Can I ask you what she wrote, exactly?
[24:09] Yuiyui
    Well, for starters...
[24:11] Yuiyui
    You left her covered in a sticky
    fluid and made sport of her.
[24:14] Yuiyui
    When she depleted her magic power,
[24:15] Yuiyui
    you carried her on your back while
    pressing her chest against you.
[24:18] Yuiyui
    You bathed together.
[24:20] Yuiyui
    As she napped innocently on the sofa,
[24:22] Yuiyui
    you stared up her skirt while sitting
    across from her and holding your knees.
[24:26] Yuiyui
    You feed Chomusuke and say,
[24:27] Yuiyui
    "This is what I want. Bring me more of this!
    Then I'll feed you even more!"
[24:31] Yuiyui
    while showing her some underwear...
[24:33] Kazuma
    I am so sorry!
[24:38] Hyoi
    But in spite of it all, she says
    you're an important friend...
[24:44] Hyoi
    And that even if you're a debt-ridden,
[24:46] Hyoi
    perverted foul-mouth
    without a lick of sense,
[24:48] Hyoi
    you'd die without her, so she'll stay with you.
[24:52] Hyoi
    Considering she said all that, I'm sure
    there's more to you than it seems.
[24:57] Kazuma
    There are parts of that I'd argue against,
[25:00] Kazuma
    but being called an important
    friend does make me kind of happy.
[25:04] Yuiyui
    Since you're in the same party as her,
[25:06] Yuiyui
    we'd love to help you out...
[25:09] Kazuma
    No, it's all right! I'm on the verge
    of making a fair bit of money.
[25:12] Hyoi
    Oh? Exactly how much are we talking?
[25:15] Kazuma
    I think it was 300 million eris.
[25:17] Both
    300 million?!
[25:19] Kazuma
    Huh? Should I have not said that?
[25:22] Hyoi
    I've got a great idea, Kazuma-san!
    You should spend the night here!
[25:25] Hyoi
    As my daughter's comrade
    and friend, it's only natural!
[25:27] Hyoi
    I mean, as an adventurer, you don't
    have a home of your own, right?!
[25:30] Kazuma
    N-No, I actually have a mansion in Axel...
[25:34] Both
    Mansion?!
[25:43] Kazuma
    The second I brought up the
    mansion and the 300 million,
[25:45] Kazuma
    the reception got a lot warmer...
[25:48] Kazuma
    But this place seems pretty safe,
[25:51] Kazuma
    so once Megumin's rested up,
    we should get out of here
[25:54] Kazuma
    before we get caught up in any trouble.
[26:06] Darkness
    How can you suggest such a thing?!
[26:08] Darkness
    Don't you care what happens
    to your daughter?!
[26:10] Yuiyui
    It's perfectly fine.
    She's old enough to get married,
[26:14] Yuiyui
    and Kazuma-san is an adult
    with good judgment.
[26:16] Yuiyui
    Even if something were to happen...
[26:18] Darkness
    What are you—
[26:19] Yuiyui
    Sleep.
[26:22] Kazuma
    She actually did it!
[26:26] Kazuma
    Is this...
[26:28] Yuiyui
    Oh, Kazuma-san. All done with the bath?
[26:31] Yuiyui
    Everyone's already asleep,
[26:33] Yuiyui
    so would you help me move
    them into their rooms?
[26:41] Yuiyui
    Well, enjoy yourselves!
[26:52] Kazuma
    This is no time to be enchanted!
[26:54] Kazuma
    I think those orcs might
    have traumatized me...
[26:57] Kazuma
    I'm gonna need some emotional care from
    those nice succubi when I get back to Axel.
[27:02] Yuiyui
    Lock.
[27:07] Kazuma
    I know I slipped up by talking
    about the money that was coming in,
[27:11] Kazuma
    but this lady is pretty intense...
[27:14] Kazuma
    Hang on a sec.
[27:19] Kazuma
    Aqua got hammered and fell asleep,
[27:21] Kazuma
    and Hyoizaburo-san and Darkness
    were both put to sleep by her mom!
[27:24] Kazuma
    The door's been locked
    from outside with magic!
[27:26] Kazuma
    No one can get in here, and I can't get out!
[27:28] Kazuma
    What a setup!
[27:31] Kazuma
    There's only one futon. It's spring,
    but nights are still cold.
[27:33] Kazuma
    If I sleep without any cover,
    I might get sick.
[27:36] Kazuma
    And what if it develops into pneumonia?
[27:40] Kazuma
    Given these factors, there should be no
    problem with me sleeping next to Megumin.
[27:44] Kazuma
    But if I made a move on her while
    she was sleeping so peacefully,
[27:48] Kazuma
    that'd rob me of any pretense
    that I could use to deny
[27:50] Kazuma
    when Darkness or Aqua call
    me a creep or a scumbag!
[27:53] Kazuma
    I'm a gentlemen! That's not like me!
[27:56] Kazuma
    However, her parents have
    signed off on this situation.
[27:59] Kazuma
    I bet if Megumin sued me, I could win!
[28:02] Kazuma
    Wait, could I?
[28:04] Kazuma
    Damn it! I should have
    studied up more on law!
[28:07] Kazuma
    If I had known this would happen, I would've!
[28:12] Kazuma
    Wait, that's not it!
[28:14] Kazuma
    What am I, stupid?!
[28:15] Kazuma
    This isn't about getting sued!
    My entire perspective is off-base!
[28:18] Kazuma
    No good. I think the situation
    has me all mixed up.
[28:21] Kazuma
    Calm down! Settle yourself, Satou Kazuma!
[28:23] Kazuma
    Let's calm down and think this through.
[28:25] Kazuma
    Spring or not, it's cold at night.
    Too cold to think straight.
[28:28] Kazuma
    First, let's crawl into
    the futon and calm down!
[28:38] Kazuma
    Wait, no! What a devious trap I've fallen for!
[28:41] Kazuma
    Without realizing it, I've ended
    up sleeping next to Megumin!
[28:44] Kazuma
    Let's say I panic and jump out of the futon.
[28:46] Kazuma
    Wouldn't that be the exact
    moment that she'd wake up?!
[28:49] Kazuma
    Exactly! The kind of situation where
    I get punished no matter what I do!
[28:53] Kazuma
    If that happens, even if I say, "I didn't do
    anything!" or "It was your parents' idea!"
[28:56] Kazuma
    I could have the best excuses in
    the world, and no one would care!
[28:59] Kazuma
    Oh, bitter injustice!
[29:01] Kazuma
    It's a false accusation, that's what it is.
[29:03] Kazuma
    And if that's going to be how things
    turn out, no matter what I do...
[29:10] Kazuma
    I may as well turn it around and remove
    the "false" part of the equation.
[29:15] Kazuma
    You can't put me in the same futon as a
    beautiful girl and expect nothing to happen.
[29:21] Kazuma
    More than anything, this situation
    was cooked up by Megumin's mother.
[29:24] Kazuma
    It's fine! I can win!
[29:26] Kazuma
    In this kind of situation, I bet I could
    even beat Sena in a court of law!
[29:38] Kazuma
    Good morning.
[29:41] Megumin
    Oh... good morning.
[29:44] Megumin
    Uh, how long was I asleep?
[29:48] Kazuma
    About eight hours?
[29:51] Megumin
    I see...
[29:55] Megumin
    And... why am I sleeping
    in the same futon as you?
[30:00] Kazuma
    C'mon, don't make me spell it out.
[30:01] Megumin
    Spell what out?!
[30:04] Kazuma
    Hey, don't flip the cover up. It's cold.
[30:07] Megumin
    I just woke up in my old room next
    to you, Kazuma! What happened?!
[30:11] Kazuma
    Come on, you really think
    I'd try to pull something?
[30:15] Kazuma
    I haven't up until now, have I?
[30:18] Megumin
    That's a good point. Sorry.
[30:20] Megumin
    I think I was a bit confused,
    since I just woke up...
[30:25] Megumin
    You're not the kind of person who would
    take advantage of a situation like this.
[30:29] Kazuma
    Of course not!
[30:31] Kazuma
    I'll have you know your mom locked
    the door and trapped me in here!
[30:35] Megumin
    She did?! Honestly...
[30:37] Kazuma
    That being the case, saddle up!
[30:39] Kazuma
    It's cold, so into the futon with you!
[30:41] Kazuma
    It's fine! I won't do! A thing!
[30:44] Megumin
    You won't?
[30:46] Megumin
    You really won't do... anything?
[30:49] Megumin
    Even though we're all alone...
[30:52] Kazuma
    Say what?
[30:53] Kazuma
    I-Is she saying I should try something?
    Is this really my popular phase?!
[30:58] Kazuma
    Fool! I'm obviously gonna try
    something if we're all alone!
[31:02] Kazuma
    I've even got your parents' approval!
[31:05] Megumin
    You idiot! I suspected as much!
[31:08] Megumin
    I'm going to spend the
    night at Yunyun's house!
[31:10] Kazuma
    Damn you! You tricked me!
[31:13] Megumin
    Death to perverts!
[31:15] Megumin
    Die, die, die, die, die!
[31:21] Aqua
    Megumin, Megumin!
[31:23] Aqua
    Could you show us the sights around here?
[31:25] Megumin
    That's a good idea.
[31:27] Megumin
    Why don't we have a nice, leisurely day,
     and then stay one more night?
[31:30] Aqua
    Yay!
[31:32] Aqua
    I'm going to have Megumin show me around.
[31:34] Aqua
    What are you going to do, Kreeperma-san?
[31:36] Kazuma
    Good question. Maybe I'll join...
[31:38] Kazuma
    Wait. What did you just call me?
[31:41] Aqua
    Did I say something strange?
[31:43] Kazuma
    No... Maybe I imagined it?
[31:47] Kazuma
    Well, whatever. What about you, Darkness?
[31:49] Darkness
    There's a place I'd like to visit.
[31:52] Darkness
    You and the others should enjoy
    your sightseeing, Kazutrash.
[31:55] Kazuma
    Okay, sounds— Wait, what did you just say?
[31:58] Megumin
    So I'll be showing Aqua
    and Kursedma around, then?
[32:01] Megumin
    There are lots of things to see in town—
[32:02] Kazuma
    Hang on a second!
[32:04] Aqua
    Is something wrong, Kazuma-san-who-tried-to-
    mess-with-Megumin-while-she-was-sleeping?
[32:15] Kazuma
    I'm sorry.
[32:47] Megumin
    This is the mysterious facility where the
    Crimson Demons' natural enemy is sealed away.
[32:51] Kazuma
    What do you mean, mysterious facility?
[32:53] Megumin
    Just what I said. It's a mysterious facility.
[32:55] Megumin
    No one knows what else is inside,
    who built it, or for what reason.
[33:01] Aqua
    Hey, Megumin.
[33:02] Aqua
    Are there any other places with
    cool things hidden inside?
[33:05] Megumin
    Well, there was a tomb where
    an evil god was sealed away,
[33:08] Megumin
    and a piece of land where a
    nameless goddess was sealed away,
[33:11] Megumin
    but eventually, they ended up being released.
[33:14] Kazuma
    Are you guys bad at keeping
    things sealed or what?!
[33:19] Cheekera
    Well, if it isn't Megumin!
    You're back in town?
[33:23] Cheekera
    Are these folks from out of town?
[33:29] Kazuma
    Does he have... problems with outsiders?
[33:36] Cheekera
    I am called Cheekera! Arch wizard
    and wielder of advanced magic!
[33:41] Cheekera
    And owner of the foremost clothing
    store among the Crimson Demons!
[33:46] Cheekera
    Welcome, folks! It's been a while
    since I've had outsiders in the shop.
[33:51] Kazuma
    Having the foremost store
    is pretty impressive!
[33:53] Cheekera
    Well, this is also the only
    clothing store in the village.
[33:57] Kazuma
    Are you mocking us?!
[33:59] Megumin
    I was actually hoping to
    replace my current robe.
[34:02] Megumin
    Do you have another just like this?
[34:07] Cheekera
    All of them?
[34:09] Cheekera
    Wow, our little Megumin's gone all bourgeois!
[34:12] Megumin
    I'm honestly surprised the village
    hasn't heard of my exploits yet!
[34:17] Megumin
    And since the robes are
    what I wear into action,
[34:19] Megumin
    it can't hurt to have a few
    more in my wardrobe.
[34:21] Megumin
    That being said, future millionaire
    Kazuma, lend me some money.
[34:26] Kazuma
    You...
[34:27] Kazuma
    I mean, fine, but...
[34:28] Cheekera
    Thank you very much!
[34:37] Kazuma
    Hey...
[34:39] Megumin
    What is it?
[34:40] Kazuma
    Isn't this...
[34:42] Kazuma
    I mean, what the hell?
     You're hanging clothes from that?
[34:46] Cheekera
    Oh, sir, do you recognize it?
[34:49] Cheekera
    This is the clothes-drying pole that's been
    passed down through my family for ages.
[34:54] Cheekera
    It never rusts, so it's super handy.
[34:58] Aqua
    That's pretty clearly a rifle.
[35:01] Kazuma
    That's what I thought.
[35:03] Kazuma
    What is up with this village?
[35:11] Megumin
    Kazuma! Aqua!
[35:12] Megumin
    Now that you know the charms
    of the Crimson Demon Village,
[35:14] Megumin
    allow me to show you even finer splendor!
[35:21] Megumin
    Welcome...
[35:23] Megumin
    to our magic academy, the Red Prison!
[35:26] Yunyun
    W-Welcome...
[35:28] Kazuma
    What're you doing here, Yunyun?
[35:30] Megumin
    When I stayed over at her house last night,
    the friendless wonder seemed lonely,
[35:33] Megumin
    so I invited her to come along.
[35:35] Yunyun
    I-I-I never said I was lonely!
[35:37] Megumin
    You even dug out your old uniform.
     Why try and hide it?
[35:43] Aqua
    So this is your uniform? It's cute!
[35:46] Megumin
    Isn't it, though?!
[35:48] Megumin
    It's only natural that I get changed
[35:50] Megumin
    to show you around our
    distinguished magical academy!
[35:53] Kazuma
    I bet you just wanted to wear it
    because you felt nostalgic.
[35:56] Aqua
    Kazuma always gets prickly when
    the subject of school comes up.
[35:59] Aqua
    He's probably still bitter
    about not fitting in.
[36:02] Kazuma
    Hey, cut it out! That's a
    confidentiality violation!
[36:08] Arue
    I am called Arue...
[36:10] Arue
    The most voluptuous among the
    Crimson Demons, and a future author!
[36:15] Funifura
    I am called Funifura!
[36:18] Funifura
    The foremost among Crimson Demons
    who love their brothers,
[36:20] Funifura
    known for her brother complex!
[36:22] Dodonko
    I am called Dodonko!
[36:24] Dodonko
    Foremost among the Crimson Demons at...
[36:27] Dodonko
    At... what was it again?
[36:31] Kazuma
    You've got a brother complex, huh?
[36:32] Dodonko
    I-I just don't have a cool nickname yet!
[36:37] Megumin
    Arue... Dodonko, Funikura.
[36:40] Funifura
    It's Funifura! You did that on purpose!
    You totally did, didn't you?!
[36:44] Funifura
    We heard you were back in town.
[36:47] Aqua
    Who're they?
[36:48] Megumin
    Classmates from when we
    attended the magic academy.
[36:51] Arue
    Welcome home. I'm glad to
    see you made it back safely.
[36:54] Megumin
    People might believe the things you write,
[36:56] Megumin
    so please don't send "letters"
    like that anymore.
[36:58] Dodonko
    And you people are the members
     of Yunyun's party?
[37:02] Funifura
    I'm surprised you actually exist!
[37:04] Funifura
    Yunyun's party, I mean.
[37:06] Yunyun
    L-Let me introduce you!
[37:08] Yunyun
    Th-This guy is a rookie adventurer,
[37:11] Yunyun
    and the girl is an arch priest!
[37:13] Yunyun
    There's also a very durable lady
    who's not with us at the moment!
[37:17] Yunyun
    And Megumin was sad on her own,
[37:19] Yunyun
    so we recently invited her to join us!
[37:23] Arue
    That sounds like a lovely party.
[37:25] Aqua
    Yunyun's not actually a member of
    the party, but she helps us out a lot,
[37:29] Aqua
    despite not being a member!
[37:30] Yunyun
    Uh...
[37:31] Megumin
    Yes, in spite of her not being a member.
[37:34] Both
    We figured.
[37:35] Aqua
    I've given Yunyun the nickname
    "frog slayer" in my heart.
[37:39] Kazuma
    What are you talking about?
[37:41] (Flashback) Yunyun
    Light of Saber!
[37:44] Aqua
    Come on, remember how she
    took out those Giant Toads
[37:46] Aqua
    with that sparkly sword-like spell?
[37:50] Dodonko
    Isn't that...
[37:52] Arue
    That's an actual advanced spell.
[37:55] Funifura
    Yunyun, I thought you could
    only do intermediate magic!
[38:00] Funifura
    She picked it up at an awkward time,
[38:04] Funifura
    so she wasn't able to learn
    advanced magic before graduation.
[38:07] Yunyun
    C-Come on, it's not like I needed to know it.
[38:18] Aqua
    What's wrong, Kazuma? Are you still torn
    up about not having friends in school?
[38:22] Kazuma
    That's not it!
[38:24] Kazuma
    I was just wondering about Yunyun.
[38:27] Megumin
    You mean what they said earlier?
[38:29] Kazuma
    I thought Crimson Demons were a bunch of
    OP weirdos who all used advanced magic.
[38:37] Megumin
    Well...
[38:40] Megumin
    When I was a student, in order
    to learn Explosion magic,
[38:44] Megumin
    I was storing up my skill points.
[38:47] Megumin
    I endured it day after day,
[38:49] Megumin
    to make sure I could someday
    learn Explosion magic.
[38:54] Megumin
    But one day...
[38:56] (Flashback) Kokemkko
    Give me my food back!
[38:59] (Flashback) Megumin
    Komekko!
[39:07] Megumin
    To save Komekko when she
    was attacked by monsters,
[39:09] Megumin
    Yunyun used her own points in
    order to learn intermediate magic,
[39:14] Megumin
    while I was hesitating...
[39:19] Kazuma
    You mean she covered for you
    so you could learn Explosion magic?
[39:27] Megumin
    Not that I asked her to, but yes.
[39:31] Aqua
    Well, she's a more established
    mage than you are now,
[39:35] Aqua
    so it worked out all right!
[39:36] Kazuma
    True enough.
[39:37] Megumin
    How dare you?!
SIGN    The Devil King's forces have appeared!!
SIGN    Emergency Quest
[39:45] Sylvia
    What is it with this woman?!
    What is she trying to do?!
[39:48] Goblin S1
    Lady Sylvia! There's no telling
    what she's after! Please, stand back!
[39:53] Boglin
    She's a real freak! Her attacks are
    worthless, but she's sturdy as they come!
[39:57] Darkness
    As long as there is light in my eyes,
     you will not pass!
[40:01] Kazuma
    Darkness! Good job hanging in there!
[40:03] Kazuma
    We brought help from the village!
[40:05] Darkness
    K-Kazuma? You're already here?
[40:08] Darkness
    I was sad that only female orcs are left,
    so I came here to see what I could find,
[40:11] Darkness
    and even the Devil King's general is a woman!
[40:14] Darkness
    What is wrong with this journey?!
[40:16] Kazuma
    Could you shut up for a second?!
[40:17] Kazuma
    You're ruining that impressive performance!
[40:20] Sylvia
    I see. Buying time until
    your allies arrived, then?
[40:24] Sylvia
    From the way you endured those attacks,
    you must be a fairly high-level crusader.
[40:30] Sylvia
    Was not being able to land
    any attacks part of your act?
[40:33] Darkness
    I-I suppose there's no point
    in maintaining the facade...
[40:37] Darkness
    Glance...
[40:39] Kazuma
    Look, you're Sylvia, right?
[40:41] Kazuma
    That crusader is an accomplished warrior
    who fought the Devil King's general, Vanir!
[40:45] Sylvia
    Vanir?!
[40:47] Sylvia
    I heard he never returned
    from the town of Axel...
[40:50] Sylvia
    Was that because of you people?
[40:52] Kazuma
    Yeah! Megumin here finished him off.
[40:55] Goblin
    Vanir-sama is dead?!
[40:57] Crimson Demons
    That's awesome!
[40:59] Kazuma
    And that's not all!
[41:00] Kazuma
    The Dullahan, Verdia,
    and Hans the Deadly Poison...
[41:03] Kazuma
    And even the mobile fortress, Destroyer.
[41:07] Kazuma
    The four of us took them all down.
[41:09] Sylvia
    Verdia and Hans, too?!
[41:12] Sylvia
    But when I think about how
    we lost contact with Hans
[41:15] Sylvia
    after he infiltrated Arcanretia,
    it seems plausible.
[41:18] Sylvia
    I take it you're the leader?
    Why don't you tell me your name?
[41:24] Kazuma
    M-My name?
[41:27] Kazuma
    It's Mitsurugi.
[41:30] Kazuma
    Mitsurugi Kyouya. Remember it.
[41:33] Megumin
    Someone just chickened out.
[41:36] Aqua
    He must've been feeling cocky with all
    these Crimson Demons backing him up.
[41:40] Sylvia
    So you're Mitsurugi of the Cursed Sword...
[41:43] Sylvia
    I didn't expect to encounter
    such a powerful party.
[41:47] Kazuma
    Taking you down right here with
     the Crimson Demons' help
[41:50] Kazuma
    wouldn't be much of an accomplishment.
[41:52] Sylvia
    I appreciate that, Mitsurugi.
[41:55] Sylvia
    Let's meet again. When we do,
    we'll see who comes out on top.
[41:58] Sylvia
    Retreat!
[42:01] Bukkorori
    Don't let them escape! Lightning Strike!
[42:03] CD N
    Light of Saber!
[42:05] CD C
    Time to test my magic on you all!
[42:12] Kazuma
    I should buy Mitsurugi some
    bubbly next time I see him.
[42:38] Kazuma
    Good morning.
[42:39] Kazuma
    Did you get a good night's rest?
[42:42] Kazuma
    Good... morn...ing.
[42:45] Megumin
    Did you finally cross the line?!
[42:48] Megumin
    You beast! Kazuma, you beast!
[42:50] Kazuma
    Dummy.
[42:52] Kazuma
    I was just holding your
    hand because it's cold.
[42:54] Megumin
    R-Really?
[42:58] Megumin
    I suppose I got the wrong idea.
[43:01] Megumin
    I'm sorry.
[43:02] Kazuma
    H-Hey, it's fine.
[43:06] Kazuma
    But it's about time you
    did seriously thank me.
[43:10] Kazuma
    I'm always cleaning up
    after you guys, after all.
[43:14] Megumin
    Thanking you?
[43:17] Megumin
    You've got a point.
[43:22] Megumin
    Back then, you accepted an aimless wizard
[43:26] Megumin
    who could only cast
    Explosion magic. Thank you.
[43:30] Megumin
    You always carry me home on your back
[43:32] Megumin
    when I can't move after
    casting it. Thank you.
[43:36] Megumin
    I always cause so much trouble,
[43:38] Megumin
    but you keep me in the party. Thank you.
[43:44] Megumin
    I was just thanking you.
[43:46] Megumin
    Why are you embarrassed when
    you're the one who demanded it?
[43:50] Kazuma
    O-Oh...
[43:51] Kazuma
    Well, in spite of it all,
    you guys do help out a lot.
[43:57] Kazuma
    To put it in your terms...
[43:59] Kazuma
    I am called Satou Kazuma!
[44:01] Kazuma
    Axel's weakest adventurer,
     and foremost at getting into trouble!
[44:07] Kazuma
    He who will obtain the wealth to spend
    his days having fun with the rest of you!
[44:14] Kazuma
    And I'm looking forward to it.
[44:19] Megumin
    So am I. Here's to a bright future.
[44:24] Megumin
    I-It really is cold today.
[44:27] Megumin
    As if we're trapped... in... ice...
[44:33] Megumin
    Kazuma, care to explain what this is?
[44:36] Kazuma
    I think maybe there was a freak blizzard
[44:38] Kazuma
    that froze the window
    shut before blowing away.
[44:41] Megumin
    Let me out! Let me out, please!
[44:44] Megumin
    Open! Open! Open up, now!
[44:46] Megumin
    Mom! Kazuma froze the window shut!
[44:49] Kazuma
    Look, I'm sorry, and I'm
    not gonna do anything!
[44:52] Kazuma
    It's cold, so let's go to bed.
[44:53] Megumin
    I want my gratitude back!
[44:56] Kazuma
    Look, I'm sorry. My bad.
[45:05] Megumin
    I'm really regretting all
    those nice things I said.
[45:09] Kazuma
    And after she was the one who held my hand.
[45:12] Kazuma
    Feels like we're an old couple in a cold stretch.
[45:15] Kazuma
    Freeze...
[45:17] Megumin
    Did you just use ice magic again?!
[45:19] Megumin
    Do you want me to cling to you that badly?!
[45:25] Kazuma
    H-Hey! If you start clinging
    to me like that...
[45:30] Megumin
    I can see why Darkness says that
[45:32] Megumin
    every time you've had a chance
    to do something with her,
[45:34] Megumin
    you laugh it off and never do anything.
[45:37] Megumin
    You really are a wimp.
[45:39] Kazuma
    Huh?
[45:41] Kazuma
    Is this... Does Megumin...
[45:43] Kazuma
    Is she open to the idea?!
[45:46] Kazuma
    This really is my popular phase!
[45:49] Annoucnement
    The Devil King Army is attacking!
    The Devil King Army is attacking!
[45:51] Annoucnement
    They've already breached the village!
[45:54] Kazuma
    Yeah, that's what I figured.
[46:04] Kazuma
    How dare you interrupt just
    when it was getting good?!
[46:05] Kazuma
    What the hell, man?!
[46:06] Kazuma
    You ever think about the trouble
    you cause other people, dumbass?!
[46:09] Kazuma
    You want an ass whooping?!
[46:11] Sylvia
    I'm sorry!
[46:13] Sylvia
    Wait, no!
[46:14] Sylvia
    I didn't think I'd run into you out here.
[46:19] Sylvia
    Oh, dear!
[46:20] Sylvia
    Did I interrupt something?
[46:23] Megumin
    No!
[46:23] Kazuma
    Hell yeah, you did!
[46:24] Aqua
    Do you know how late it is?
    Could you quiet down?
[46:27] Kazuma
    Aqua! One of the Devil King's
    generals is out here!
[46:29] Kazuma
    Get Megumin's parents!
[46:31] Aqua
    Okay!
[46:32] Kazuma
    You better not expect any
    mercy just because you're hot!
[46:35] Kazuma
    In the name of true gender equality,
[46:36] Kazuma
    I will dropkick any rotten
    woman who deserves it!
[46:43] Sylvia
    Are you actually the famous Mitsurugi?
[46:46] Sylvia
    You mean to tell me this little
    thing is the Cursed Sword Gram?
[46:49] Megumin
    It's Chunchunmaru.
[46:52] Megumin
    I said that sword's name is Chunchunmaru.
[46:54] Megumin
    Please don't compare it to some cursed
    sword nobody's heard of, like Gram!
[47:04] Sylvia
    You're not Mitsurugi, are you?
[47:06] Kazuma
    My name is Satou Kazuma!
[47:08] Kazuma
    I thought if you people knew my name,
     you'd put a bounty on my head or something!
[47:13] Sylvia
    I think I like you!
[47:15] Aqua
    Kazuma!
[47:16] Darkness
    You! The people of this house have left
    to gather the other Crimson Demons!
[47:20] Darkness
    Surrender now!
[47:25] Sylvia
    Settle down, now.
[47:27] Kazuma
    Thank you very—
[47:29] Kazuma
    Wait, no, that's wrong! This is a trap.
[47:30] Kazuma
    I shouldn't be happy just because
    sh'es exposing skin, busty,
[47:32] Kazuma
    and a statuesque beauty in spite of 
    her huge frame thank you very much*!
[47:36] Megumin
    I'll get you out of there, Kazuma!
[47:37] Darkness
    You'll blow Kazuma away, too,
    if you use Explosion magic!
[47:40] Sylvia
    I'm taking him as a hostage.
[47:43] Darkness
    Wait! If you need a hostage, take me!
[47:46] Sylvia
    You're a naughty one, aren't you?
[47:48] Kazuma
    What has been up with me lately?
[47:51] Kazuma
    It starts with Yunyun saying*
    she wants to have my baby,
[47:54] Kazuma
    then the orcs, Megumin, and now Sylvia...
[47:56] Kazuma
    Even if the orcs weren't really a positive.
[47:58] Kazuma
    But this is the kind of luck where
    I'd expect some kind of backlash.
[48:00] Kazuma
    Have I actually entered a popular phase?
[48:02] Kazuma
    Or has my high luck stat, my only
    saving grace, kicked into overdrive?
[48:07] Sylvia
    Now, sweetie, stop breathing so heavily...
[48:11] Sylvia
    You're heating me up.
[48:13] Aqua
    Sacred Exorcism!
[48:18] Sylvia
    A sneak attack...
[48:20] Sylvia
    But I've got bad news.
[48:21] Sylvia
    I'm not a pure demon,
    so it's not going to kill me.
[48:26] Sylvia
    I am called Sylvia!
[48:28] Sylvia
    I am the chief of the Enhanced
    Monster Development Bureau,
[48:30] Sylvia
    she who has synthesized
    and modified her own body!
[48:34] Sylvia
    Yes, Sylvia, the Growth Chimera!
[48:38] Sylvia
    And I'm taking this boy with me!
[48:40] Sylvia
    Let's become one again.
[48:43] Megumin
    Kazuma!
[48:53] Megumin
    Did... Did he just let himself be taken?
[48:56] Kazuma
    Of course not.
[48:57] Kazuma
    This is strange. It's such a perfect fit,
    and I feel so safe.
[49:00] Kazuma
    Like I've finally found the sanctuary
    I've been searching for.
[49:04] Darkness
    Hold on, Kazuma! I'll get you out of there!
[49:06] Kazuma
    I'd rather you didn't.
[49:09] Kazuma
    I said I'd rather you didn't.
[49:11] Kazuma
    You guys have been kind of taking
    me for granted lately, haven't you?
[49:15] Kazuma
    See, Sylvia-san here...
    She actually appreciates me.
[49:19] Kazuma
    It's enough to make me...
    defect to the Devil King's army.
[49:23] Kazuma
    So apologize!
[49:24] Kazuma
    It's about time I got an apology,
    since I always try so hard for you all!
[49:27] Darkness
    E-Enough with the jokes, Kazuma...
[49:30] Darkness
    There's a time and place for these things.
[49:32] Darkness
    T-True enough, you have
    accomplished some great feats.
[49:36] Darkness
    When we get back to Axel, I'll talk to
    my father about giving you a medal...
[49:39] Kazuma
    I want sincerity!
[49:40] Kazuma
    Stop trying to buy me off with stuff!
     I want genuine contrition!
[49:43] Kazuma
    Just look at what's happening here.
[49:45] Kazuma
    Miss Sylvia of the Devil King's army is
    giving me the billowy pillowy treatment!
[49:49] Kazuma
    Darkness! What is your greatest strength?
    Tell me! Go on, spit it out!
[49:54] Darkness
    M-My defensive strength?
[49:56] Kazuma
    Obviously not!
[49:58] Kazuma
    Your only strength is your
    needlessy seductive body
[50:00] Kazuma
    that brings men to their knees!
[50:02] Kazuma
    How can you be so oblivious?!
[50:04] Darkness
    I-I don't seduce anybody!
[50:06] Kazuma
    You clearly do!
[50:08] Kazuma
    Your body is luscious,
    and for no good reason!
[50:09] Kazuma
    What you don't realize is that my high
    luck stat is at its apex tonight!
[50:13] Kazuma
    I've never been a bigger hit with the chicks!
[50:15] Kazuma
    Now apologize!
[50:17] Kazuma
    Give me a proper apology so I
    don't waltz off with Sylvia-san,
[50:20] Kazuma
    thanks to my awesome popular phase!
[50:22] Sylvai
    You are just delightful.
[50:24] Sylvai
    But don't be too harsh on the ladies, okay?
[50:27] Sylvai
    I need to teach you how to
    understand women a bit better.
[50:32] Darkness
    As if a demonic beast could
    understand how human women feel...
[50:36] Sylvia
    Well, of course I can understand 
    how they feel. Men and women.
[50:42] Kazuma
    Just what I'd expect from a demonic beauty.
[50:44] Kazuma
    She's got bewitching charisma that
    lets her understand men and women!
[50:49] Sylvia
    After all, I'm partially a man myself.
[50:56] Kazuma
    Say that again?
[50:57] Sylvia
    Oh, you didn't hear me?
    I'm a chimera, after all.
[51:01] Sylvia
    Even these boobs you're so fond of
    were something I added to my body.
[51:05] Megumin
    K-Kazuma... s-stay calm...
[51:09] Megumin
    I-It's fine! Don't panic! Don't panic.
[51:13] Sylvia
    You really are a fine man, though.
[51:16] Sylvia
    Just holding you like this has my breasts
    and lower body feeling all tingly!
[51:20] Kazuma
    Sylvia-san! Sylvia-san!
[51:22] Kazuma
    Why do I feel something
    pressing into my butt?
[51:27] Sylvia
    Because something is!
[51:29] Sylvia
    Something is! Something is! Something is!
[51:34] Kazuma
    No!
SIGN    Quest Failed
SIGN    Orc (♀)
SIGN    Kazuma was psychologically scarred
SIGN    Kazuma was psychologically scarred
SIGN    Sylvia (♂)
[51:42] Kazuma
    Cut it out! Get your dick
    off of me! You wanna die?!
[51:45] Sylvia
    Settle down!
[51:46] Sylvia
    You don't have to worry.
     I'm not going to try anything.
[51:50] Sylvia
    I managed to shake the others off
    my tail, so you're free to go.
[51:56] Kazuma
    Where are we?
[51:57] Sylvia
    This is the Crimson Demon Village's
    underground storage facility.
[52:00] Sylvia
    My objective is to find the ancient
    magic weapon that's hidden here.
[52:05] Kazuma
    A magic weapon?
[52:08] Sylvia
    The Mage Killer.
[52:12] Sylvia
    It can neutralize any magic...
[52:14] Sylvia
    A perfect counter to the Crimson Demons.
[52:18] Kazuma
    Something like that is down here?
[52:19] Sylvia
    I've finally gotten this close.
[52:23] Sylvia
    The barrier breaker isn't working?
[52:25] Sylvia
    What exactly is this?
    It's not sealed with magic?
[52:29] Kazuma
    Are those... controller inputs?
[52:31] Sylvia
    You can read that ancient text?!
[52:33] Kazuma
    Nah, I think they just used a famous
    cheat code as the password for the—
[52:38] Sylvia
    You're even better than I'd hoped.
[52:41] Kazuma
    I'm still an adventurer, y'know!
[52:43] Kazuma
    Don't expect me to give in that easily!
[52:46] Sylvia
    There's more to getting someone to talk
    than threats and violence, you know.
[52:51] Sylvia
    You'll find my technique
    is on par with a succubus.
[52:53] Sylvia
    I wonder how much ecstasy you'll be able to—
[52:55] Kazuma
    Up, up, down, down, left, right,
    left, right! There you go!
[53:04] Sylvia
    Do the things you do not bother you?
[53:08] Sylvia
    Not that it matters. Now the weapon is mine.
[53:11] Kazuma
    Crap.
[53:13] Kazuma
    I got so anxious, I put the password in.
[53:16] Kazuma
    Still...
[53:18] Sylvia
    It's so dark. I can't see a thing.
[53:22] Kazuma
    I think she might be taking me too lightly
    just because I don't have a weapon.
[53:27] Sylvia
    Hey, do you have anything
    I can use for light?
[53:33] Sylvia
    Hey! What do you think you're—
[53:34] Kazuma
    Up, up, down, down, left, right,
    left, right, and away you go!
[53:37] Sylvia
    Hey, you, stop that! Hold it right there!
[53:39] Sylvia
    Wait, damn it!
[53:41] Kazuma
    KONOSUBA...
[53:43] Megumin
    Kazuma! Are you all right?
[53:44] Darkness
    Where's Sylvia?
[53:46] Kazuma
    I managed to trap Sylvia in here 
    with a bit of skillful deceit.
SIGN    Hey, damn it!
SIGN    Open this door right now!
    You hear me?!
[53:51] Kazuma
    If we leave her in there for a month 
    or so, she's bound to quiet down.
SIGN    (Heavy breathing)
SIGN    Ah! <3
[53:55] Darkness
    A Devil King general...
    killed by starvation?
SIGN    It hurts!
SIGN    Ow, ow, ow!
SIGN    Oh!
[53:58] Bukkorori
    Well done, outsider!
SIGN    My breasts!
SIGN    I think my boobies
    are stuck in the door!
[53:59] Bukkorori
    You managed to capture Sylvia,
    after she evaded us every time!
SIGN    Ah!
SIGN    I can't move!
SIGN    Come on, Satou Kazuma.
[54:05] Aqua
    Isn't there some kind of scary
    weapon sealed in this place?
SIGN    Won't you please open the door?
[54:09] Bukkorori
    Even we couldn't figure out
    how to use it. It'll be fine.
SIGN    Hahh! Hahh!
SIGN    Aw, come on!
SIGN    Say something, damn it!
[54:12] Soketto
    If Sylvia is able to activate the weapon,
SIGN    At least respond, you piece of crap!
[54:15] Soketto
    I'll run a lap around the village
    while doing a handstand!
SIGN    Because if you're not gonna poke at me,
[54:17] Kazuma
    Whoa, don't set flags!
SIGN    I'm gonna poke you hard, damn it!
[54:19] Aqua
    Come on, what are you worried about, Kazuma?
SIGN    You hear me?!
[54:22] Aqua
    You defeated one of
    the Devil King's generals!
SIGN    I am going
SIGN    to poke you!
[54:24] Aqua
    You basically did it by yourself this time,
[54:27] Aqua
    but since we're a party,
    we split the reward, right?
[54:30] Aqua
    What should I buy when we get back to Axel?
[54:34] Kazuma
    Why do you do this every damn time?!
    We need to get out of here, fast!
[54:51] Sylvia
    Did you think I was just going
    to take the weapon with me?
[54:55] Sylvia
    This is my power.
[54:57] Sylvia
    I can assimilate anything into
    my body, weapons or otherwise!
[55:02] Sylvia
    My name is Sylvia!
[55:04] Sylvia
    Sylvia the Growth Chimera,
    who has obtained ultimate power!
[55:13] Megumin
    K-K-Kazuma, this is bad!
[55:15] Megumin
    That's the Mage Killer!
[55:16] Megumin
    Let's run! We need to get out of here, fast!
[55:19] Soketto
    Abandon the village! It's doomed!
[55:25] Sylvia
    We've had our ups and downs,
     but I have this power because of you.
[55:30] Sylvia
    So I'll spare you.
[55:34] Sylvia
    You can stand there and watch as
    I wipe this village off the map!
[55:56] Crimson Demon M
    Hey, look!
[55:57] Crimson Demon R
    Isn't that the legendary Mage Killer?!
[56:00] Sylvia
    Time for some well-deserved payback!
[56:11] S. Goblin 1
    It's Sylvia-sama!
[56:13] S. Goblin 2
    Sylvia-sama managed to get
    a hold of the Mage Killer!
[56:16] Goblins
    Sylvia! Sylvia!
[56:24] Chief
    I never thought the seal would be broken...
[56:27] Kazuma
    Village Chief!
[56:29] Chief
    Oh, our visitors.
[56:30] Chief
    It's a shame this happened
    while you were here.
[56:32] Kazuma
    I-It's okay...
[56:34] Chief
    I'm so sorry. It was me
    who let that thing out!
[56:38] Arue
    The village... is burning.
[56:42] Kazuma
    I-Is there seriously nothing we can do?
[56:45] Arue
    The Mage Killer does have...
[56:47] Arue
    a secret countermeasure.
[56:51] Chief
    There are ruins with an inscription that
    no one has been able to decipher...
[56:55] Kazuma
    There are?!
[56:56] Kazuma
    O-Okay, let's head there right now!
[57:03] Megumin
    What did she hit?!
[57:04] Kazuma
    That was near your house!
[57:06] Megumin
    Komekko's there!
[57:07] Darkness
    Megumin, take Kazuma and
    the others to those ruins!
[57:11] Darkness
    Don't worry. I'll protect your family.
[57:15] Darkness
    That's a knight's duty, right?
[57:19] Megumin
    Please, save Komekko.
[57:20] Kazuma
    Okay, this is do-or-die. Let's go!
[57:23] Chief
    "Do-or-die," eh?
[57:25] Chief
    For outsiders, you definitely
    understand our culture!
[57:29] Arue
    Not bad. If anything,
    things like this are our style!
[57:32] Pucchin
    All right, why don't we show her what
    we can do to defend the village?
[57:38] CDs
    Yeah!
[57:40] Kazuma
    I think this disaster might be the kind
    of thing they look forward to...
[57:44] Aqua
    Hey, sorry to interrupt during the big
    speeches, but I don't like any of this.
[57:48] Aqua
    My job is providing support
    from a safe position.
[57:53] Kazuma
    Stop whining and move!
[57:54] Kazunma
    You're in this party, too!
[57:56] Aqua
    No!
[57:57] Multi
    KONOSUBA!
[58:00] Wiz
    Here we are, Vanir-san.
[58:03] Wiz
    I'm sure the craftsman I know can help you!
[58:06] Vanir
    That confidence only makes me anxious,
    considering it's coming from you.
[58:11] Wiz
    It'll be fine!
[58:12] Wiz
    He's very skill—
[58:20] Kazuma
    This is screwed up.
[58:21] Megumin
    Kazuma, this way!
[58:25] Kazuma
    Hey...
[58:26] Kazuma
    This is Japanese!
[58:28] Megumin
    Japa... what?
[58:31] Kazuma
    Uh, don't worry about it.
[58:33] Aqua
    "I now leave this record
    of what has transpired.
[58:37] Aqua
    One day, the king trampled
    into my paradise
[58:41] Aqua
    demanding a weapon that
    could defeat the Devil King."
[58:44] (Flashback) Prof
    But nothing can be gained from war...
[58:49] Prof
    I tried to brush it off with that,
    but a lady researcher slapped me.
[58:53] Prof
    I kinda think I already contributed
    enough to this country
[58:57] Prof
    using the cheat ability I got
    when I came to this world!
[59:00] Prof
    I'm all out of ideas!
[59:05] Prof
    I managed to come up with a weapon
    to deal with the Devil King.
[59:07] Prof
    I say that, but they're just
    humans that I modified...
[59:11] (Flashback) Crimson Demons
    Master, please give us our new names.
[59:14] Prof
    Master who?
[59:15] Prof
    Boy, they're really acting the part.
[59:17] Prof
    Between asking for red eyes and wanting
    identifying numbers on each of their bodies...
[59:22] Prof
    Is everyone in this country a nutcase?
[59:25] Prof
    I randomly came up with
    the name "Crimson Demons,"
[59:27] Prof
    and they absolutely loved it for some reason!
[59:30] Megumin
    Kazuma, what are you doing?!
[59:32] Megumin
    Take your hands off my ears!
[59:34] Prof
    The Crimson Demons found out about the
    Mage Killer that I made a prototype of,
[59:39] Prof
    and they called it "our natural enemy!"
[59:42] (Flashback) Crimson Demon
    Fight sorcerer technology
    with sorcerer technology.
[59:44] (Flashback) Crimson Demon
    We desire a deterrent to
    prevent it from running amok.
[59:48] Prof
    I honestly don't hate their whole
    "pretentious but nerdy" aesthetic.
[59:58] Prof
    For something I threw together, this
    deterrent turned out pretty awesome!
[1:00:01] Prof
    It's only about as big
    as a clothes-drying pole,
[1:00:04] Prof
    but it's got enough firepower
    to wreck the planet!
[1:00:07] Prof
    I can't think of a better name,
    so I'll just call it the Railgun (TBD), for now.
[1:00:12] Prof
    Baby!
[1:00:13] Kazuma
    What the hell do you mean, Railgun (TBD)?!
[1:00:16] Aqua
    I feel like... I should apologize.
[1:00:18] Kazuma
    Quit sending dumbasses into this world!
[1:00:21] Kazuma
    Between the Destroyer and the Mage Killer,
[1:00:22] Kazuma
    do you realize how many times
    this guy has screwed up?!
[1:00:25] Megumin
    What did it say?!
[1:00:26] Kazuma
    Well, do you?!
[1:00:28] Kazuma
    They took a dangerous weapon
    and used it for laundry!
[1:00:30] Kazuma
    Is there something wrong
    with the Crimson Demons?!
[1:00:36] Sylvia
    Burn! Burn!
[1:00:39] Sylvia
    Let this village of lunatics
    be reduced to ash!
[1:00:45] S. Goblin 1
    Sylvia-sama! You look incredible!
[1:00:47] Fat Goblin 2
    So cool!
[1:00:48] S. Goblin 2
    Stylish!
[1:00:50] Sylvia
    You boys...
[1:00:52] Sylvia
    I'm sorry you had it so rough until now.
[1:00:55] Sylvia
    I only made it this far because of you all.
[1:00:58] Sylvia
    Thank you! You're the best
    army I could've asked for!
[1:01:02] S. Goblin 1
    We'll follow you wherever
    you lead us, Sylvia-sama!
[1:01:02] Army
    Sylvia! Sylvia!
[1:01:06] Chief
    This ends now!
[1:01:11] Chief
    I am called Hiropon!
[1:01:13] Chief
    The chief of this village,
    and he who leads the Crimson Demons!
[1:01:16] Pucchin
    I am called Pucchin! The foremost
    educator among the Crimson Demons,
[1:01:19] Pucchin
    and he who will one day be headmaster!
[1:01:21] Shikobei
    I am called Shikobei! The foremost
    fisherman among the Crimson Demons,
[1:01:25] Shikobei
    and he who will one day catch a kraken!
[1:01:27] Chakamiya
    I am called Chakamiya!
    Owner of the foremost bakery
[1:01:30] Chakamiya
    among the Crimson Demons,
    and master of yeast!
[1:01:32] CD G
    I am called—
[1:01:33] CD H
    I am called—
[1:01:34] CD I
    I am called—
[1:01:35] Crimson Demons
    Burning Flash!
[1:01:39] Goblins
    Sylvia-sama!
[1:02:05] Pucchin
    It seems...
[1:02:07] Chief
    ...this won't be that easy.
[1:02:08] Dodonko
    Hey! You didn't even get rid of the goblins!
[1:02:12] Sylvia
    This magic weapon is magnificent.
[1:02:14] Sylvia
    The Crimson Demons will be destroyed
    by the very power they've safeguarded!
[1:02:22] Sylvia
    Now, despair...
[1:02:24] Sylvia
    Ancient Dispel!
[1:02:35] Funifura
    That scared me!
[1:02:37] Dodonko
    What the heck did she do?
[1:02:38] Crimson Demon D
    Don't stop now! Keep lighting her up!
[1:02:41] Funifura
    Diabolic flames, run wild! Inferno!
[1:02:47] Crimson Demon O
    Our magic...
[1:02:48] Crimson Demon E
    It's not casting!
[1:02:49] Pucchin
    W-We can't teleport, either!
[1:02:52] Chief
    This is bad! Run for it!
[1:02:54] Chakamiya
    We can't take on the Mage Killer after all!
[1:02:57] S. Goblin 1
    If the Crimson Demons are just a
    bunch of oafs without their magic...
[1:03:00] S. Goblin 2
    We've got them now!
[1:03:07] S. Goblin
    Get your scrawny butts back here!
[1:03:10] Dodonko
    Hurry!
[1:03:10] Funifura
    Hey, slow down!
[1:03:15] Dodonko
    Funifura!
[1:03:21] Sylvia
    Whatever's the matter, ladies?
[1:03:25] Sylvia
    How unlucky for you. If you were
    cute boys, I might've spared you...
[1:03:29] Sylvia
    But your people have made a
    mockery of us for too long.
[1:03:34] Arue
    Oh, no!
[1:03:35] Yunyun
    Light of Saber!
[1:03:53] Yunyun
    You've done enough,
    Devil King Army General Sylvia!
[1:04:00] Crimson Demon G
    That's the chief's daughter!
[1:04:01] Funifura
    Yunyun?!
[1:04:02] Dodonko
    Idiot! What are you doing?!
[1:04:04] Yunyun
    I'm can't abandon my friends.
[1:04:07] Both
    Yunyun...
[1:04:13] Yunyun
    I am called Yunyun!
[1:04:14] Yunyun
    Arch wizard, and wielder of advanced magic!
[1:04:18] Yunyun
    The foremost mage among the Crimson Demons,
[1:04:21] Yunyun
    and future leader of this village!
[1:04:29] Chief
    My daughter!
[1:04:30] Chief
    She used to act so embarrassed
    about giving her introduction...
[1:04:33] Pucchin
    That's my student!
     I'm the one who taught her!
[1:04:37] CD N
    Yunyun!
[1:04:38] CD X
    You can do it!
[1:04:39] CDs
    Yunyun! Yunyun!
[1:04:41] CDs
    Yunyun!
[1:04:42] Yunyun
    I challenge you to a duel, Sylvia!
[1:04:43] Yunyun
    If you want to destroy the village,
    you'll have to beat me first!
[1:04:47] Sylvia
    How adorable.
[1:04:49] Sylvia
    But I actually hate cute
    young things like you!
[1:04:58] Yunyun
    My crimson eyes will overlook no evil!
[1:05:02] Both
    Yunyun!
[1:05:03] Yunyun
    That is my crimson fate!
[1:05:09] Kazuma
    The scope is set!
[1:05:11] Komekko
    Yay! Yay!
[1:05:11] Aqua
    Sacred Exorcism! Sacred Exorcism! 
    Sacred Exorcism!
[1:05:11] Kazuma
    We made it in time!
[1:05:13] Kazuma
    Time to put an end to this!
[1:05:15] Chekera
    Huh, and I thought it was just
    a pole for hanging clothes.
[1:05:19] Hyoi
    So that's my son-in-law...
[1:05:21] Kazuma
    Sylvia... It's been fun,
[1:05:25] Kazuma
    but this is goodbye!
[1:05:27] Kazuma
    Snipe.
[1:05:31] Kazuma
    What the hell?! It's broken!
[1:05:34] Darkness
    Here, let me see.
[1:05:35] Darkness
    With things like this, if you just smack it...
[1:05:37] Kazuma
    Stop it!
[1:05:38] Aqua
    Hey, I charged that thing with
    plenty of magic power! What gives?
[1:05:40] Darkness
    I need to hit it!
[1:05:42] Kazuma
    Shut up! We need to help Yunyun
    before she's really in trouble!
[1:05:42] Darkness
    We need to hit it!
[1:05:47] Megumin
    And now, the star arrives!
[1:05:48] Yunyun
    F-Forgive me! Just forget I said anything!
[1:05:51] Sylvia
    Not happening!
[1:05:54] Megumin
    I am called Megumin!
[1:05:56] Megumin
    I am supreme and almighty in my dominion!
[1:05:58] Megumin
    She who calls down the power
    of the very heavens themselves!
[1:06:02] Yuiyui
    Stop using that joke magic!
     You're old enough to know better!
[1:06:05] Yunyun
    Sorry! I'm so sorry!
[1:06:10] Megumin
    It comes! It comes! The hordes of flame...
[1:06:13] Megumin
    Now display your force, by my command!
[1:06:18] Megumin
    Explosion!
[1:06:34] Aqua
    Well, as a goddess,
[1:06:36] Aqua
    I have an obligation to protect
    Komekko's young life,
[1:06:39] Aqua
    so I'm going to run off.
[1:06:40] Komekko
    Hey, it's glowing now.
[1:06:45] Kazuma
    It wasn't broken after all!
[1:06:47] Kazuma
    It just didn't have enough magic power!
[1:06:50] Sylvia
    Seems like you've got some
    kind of scheme in mind.
[1:06:52] Kazuma
    Sylvia!
[1:06:54] Kazuma
    Remember my name!
[1:06:56] Kazuma
    And when you're on the other side,
    tell your buddies I said hi!
[1:07:00] Kazuma
    I am Sa—
[1:07:01] Komekko
    Boom!
[1:07:11] Sylvia
    Wha...
[1:07:12] Sylvia
    A-Am I... done?
[1:07:22] Komekko
    I am called Komekko!
[1:07:24] Komekko
    The foremost lovable little sister
    among the Crimson Demons!
[1:07:27] Komekko
    And she who is stronger
    than a Devil King general!
[1:07:34] Everyone
    KONOSUBA.
[1:07:42] Sylvia
    What happened to me?
[1:07:48] Verdia
    Hey! Hey!
[1:07:52] Verdia
    Hey!
[1:07:54] Verdia
    Come on! Come join us!
[1:07:57] Hans
    I'm all clean now.
[1:08:00] Sylvia
    Verdia and Hans?!
[1:08:02] Sylvia
    No! Is this place—
[1:08:07] Verdia
    Come on. Come with us, and we can
    all hang out like we used to.
[1:08:11] Hans
    Soap, detergent, soap,
    detergent, soap, detergent...
[1:08:16] Sylvia
    No! I don't want this!
[1:08:18] Sylvia
    I don't wanna go to the other side!
[1:08:23] Verdia
    Come... with us...
[1:08:37] Aqua
    That was a brutal battle.
[1:08:39] Aqua
    I swear to never hurt another person again.
[1:08:43] Kazuma
    Seriously, stop saying stuff that sets flags!
[1:08:49] Sylvia
    Life...
[1:08:55] Verdia
    Join us... Come with us!
[1:09:00] Hans
    I'm all clean now...
[1:09:04] Sylvia
    Life!
[1:09:07] Megumin
    What is that?!
[1:09:08] Aqua
    Isn't that the slime we fought before?!
[1:09:10] Darkness
    And over there...
[1:09:13] Darkness
    The Dullahan!
[1:09:19] Sylvia
    I won't let it end like this!
[1:09:22] Sylvia
    My life has only just begun!
    I'm going to continue living!
[1:09:30] Kazuma
    Crap, crap, crap, crap!
[1:09:32] Aqua
    Slow down! Kazuma-san, wait for me!
[1:09:34] Megumin
    Faster! You need to run faster!
[1:09:37] Yunyun
    Megumin, stop squirming!
[1:10:02] Crimson Demons
    She revived?!
[1:10:04] Kazuma
    What the hell is that?!
[1:10:07] Sylvia
    My soul nearly passed on...
[1:10:11] Sylvia
    I'm going to crush all of you!
[1:10:23] Wiz
    Cursed Crystal Prison!
[1:10:36] Wiz
    K-Kazuma-san, what in the world is going on?
[1:10:40] Kazuma
    Wiz?! What are you doing here?
[1:10:42] Vanir
    My boy, who is so gifted in
    living a cowardly life...
[1:10:46] Vanir
    In order to produce your
    designs as merchandise,
[1:10:48] Vanir
    we came to visit a craftsman in
    this village, but it seems...
[1:10:53] Vanir
    You've unleashed a magical weapon
    out of fear for your own life?
[1:10:56] Kazuma
    Wha?!
[1:10:57] Vanir
    You can't hide the truth from
    a demon that reads minds.
[1:11:00] Vanir
    That said, if the village is destroyed,
    our arrangement can't be completed...
[1:11:04] Vanir
    My, my, what a mess.
[1:11:08] Aqua
    Hey! I thought you were going to use
    your stolen ideas to make us all rich?!
[1:11:21] Sylvia
    Wiz?! And Vanir?!
[1:11:24] Wiz
    Hello again, Sylvia-san.
[1:11:26] Wiz
    Can I convince you to take
    a diplomatic approach here?
[1:11:28] Sylvia
    Hell no!
[1:11:31] Vanir
    The Devil King's forces learning of my
    survival would be more trouble than I'd like...
[1:11:36] Trio
    You damned traitors!
[1:11:44] Aqua
    I don't understand what just happened,
    other than you screwed up again, Kazuma!
[1:11:47] Aqua
    Well, I'm not going back
    to sleeping in stables!
[1:11:50] Aqua
    After the taste of luxury I've had,
    I can't go back to living where I work!
[1:12:09] Wiz
    Sylvia-san! I can't believe you'd turn
    yourself into... that! Seriously!
[1:12:13] Sylvia
    I'm so sure, Wiz!
    Someone like you could never understand
[1:12:16] Sylvia
    what it's like for those
    of us on the front lines!
[1:12:19] Sylvia
    The way you ditz through life,
    nothing ever goes wrong!
[1:12:22] Sylvia
    It pisses me off!
[1:12:25] Megumin
    Kazuma, don't you have some kind of plan?!
[1:12:28] Megumin
    Also, I demand you return my Explosion.
[1:12:31] Kazuma
    Is now really the time?!
[1:12:33] Kazuma
    She's fighting Wiz and Vanir
    and still has the edge!
[1:12:37] Kazuma
    Damn it!
[1:12:46] Wiz
    My magic...
[1:12:48] Vanir
    It seems physical damage
    isn't doing much, either.
[1:12:51] Kazuma
    How is she so strong?! It's totally unfair!
[1:12:54] Kazuma
    Damn it! Maybe there's a weakness? Like what?!
[1:12:58] Kazuma
    Like... like... like...
[1:13:00] Kazuma
    Like? Like...
[1:13:03] Kazuma
    Like? Like... My popular phase?
[1:13:10] Aqua
    Kazuma?
[1:13:19] Kazuma
    Damn it, fine!
[1:13:38] Sylvia
    Traitors deserve death.
[1:13:59] Kazuma
    You okay, Wiz?!
[1:14:01] Wiz
    Kazuma-san!
[1:14:03] Kazuma
    The real battle starts now!
[1:14:12] Verdia
    The pervert knight with the terrible attacks!
[1:14:15] Verdia
    What's become of her?
[1:14:17] Verdia
    You! Vanir, the Mind-Reading Demon!
[1:14:21] Vanir
    We meet again, Verdia the Hero Slayer.
[1:14:24] Guy E
    What's going on?
    What are they planning to do?
[1:14:27] Crimson Demon
    Hey, look!
[1:14:32] Funifura
    Megumin?!
[1:14:33] Dodonko
    Yunyun?!
[1:14:34] Funifura
    Those two can't even use Teleport!
[1:14:36] Soketto
    Could it be...
[1:14:38] Arue
    They intend to die.
[1:14:42] Chief
    What?!
[1:14:46] Hyoi
    My daughter... You can't die, Megumin!
[1:14:50] CDs
    Megumin! Yunyun!
[1:14:53] Wiz
    Everyone!
[1:14:54] Wiz
    I need your help!
[1:14:57] Aqua
    Blessing. Blessing. Blessing.
[1:15:00] Aqua
    Blessing. Blessing. Blessing.
[1:15:04] Aqua
    I've known you for a while now, Kazuma-san,
[1:15:06] Aqua
    and you never run out of crazy ideas.
[1:15:08] Kazuma
    It'll be fine.
[1:15:11] Kazuma
    I've got a goddess on my side, right?
[1:15:15] Kazuma
    Give me all you've got, partner!
[1:15:21] Aqua
    Leave it to me!
[1:15:35] CD F
    Is this...
[1:15:37] Pucchin
    She's a dark one...
[1:15:39] Pucchin
    But... twists like this are kind of my thing.
[1:15:44] Soketto
    Right! You understand our culture
    pretty well, for an outsider!
[1:15:48] Wiz
    Thank you!
[1:15:50] Wiz
    Now, everyone, while Kazuma
    and the others are buying time,
[1:15:54] Wiz
    give me your magic power!
[1:16:04] Sylvia
    I'm sick of wasting my time with this village
[1:16:06] Sylvia
    full of maniacs with nothing to show for it!
[1:16:10] Sylvia
    I've fought this entire time with my pride
    as a general in the Devil King's army!
[1:16:14] Sylvia
    And my men, who admire me,
    have fought loyally in my name!
[1:16:18] Sylvia
    But...
[1:16:25] Sylvia
    When I was on the verge of death,
    I realized something!
[1:16:29] Sylvia
    That I was wrong!
[1:16:32] Sylvia
    Satisfaction and happiness
    aren't the same thing!
[1:16:35] Sylvia
    No matter how hard I try, the only
    people who notice are goblins!
[1:16:39] Goblin
    Sylvia-sama! I love you!
[1:16:44] Sylvia
    I have relationships, but no love!
[1:16:47] Sylvia
    I've never wanted romance
    as badly as I do now!
[1:16:50] Sylvia
    My life won't shine until
    I finally have love in it!
[1:16:54] Kazuma
    You idiot!
[1:17:04] Kazuma
    That's not true.
[1:17:08] Kazuma
    Sylvia, from the moment I met you...
[1:17:15] Kazuma
    You were already shining!
[1:17:24] Sylvia
    N-No one's ever scolded
    me like that before...
[1:17:29] Kazuma
    Sylvia.
[1:17:37] Sylvia
    I can't believe you...
[1:17:46] Sylvia
    I love you.
[1:17:48] Kazuma
    I love you.
[1:17:50] Sylvia
    I love you...
[1:17:52] Kazuma
    ...so much!
[1:18:03] Sylvia
    I love you!
[1:18:07] Kazuma
    The rest is up to you guys!
[1:18:14] Wiz
    S-So much magic power!
[1:18:17] Wiz
    Megumin-san, Yunyun-san,
[1:18:19] Wiz
    it's all yours!
[1:18:29] Yunyun
    The magic power...
[1:18:30] Yunyun
    of everyone in the village!
[1:18:35] Megumin
    This is crazy! I've never heard
    of a gamble with worse odds!
[1:18:39] (Flashback) Megumin
    Kazuma becoming Sylvia's weakness...
    because she'll like him?
[1:18:42] (Flashback) Megumin
    If only I knew advanced magic...
[1:18:46] (Flashback) Yunyun
    Megumin.
[1:18:48] (Flashback) Yunyun
    Kazuma-san has faith in your Explosion magic.
[1:18:52] (Flashback) Yunyun
    He wouldn't come up with a
    plan like this if he didn't.
[1:18:58] (Flashback) Yunyun
    Megumin, have you lost
    faith in Explosion magic?
[1:19:06] Megumin
    Power... surging!
[1:19:16] Yunyun
    I am called Yunyun!
[1:19:17] Yunyun
    The foremost and greatest mage
    among the Crimson Demons!
[1:19:22] Megumin
    I am called Megumin!
[1:19:23] Megumin
    The foremost and greatest mage
    among the Crimson Demons!
[1:19:28] Megumin
    Because Yunyun allowed me to pursue
    Explosion magic on that day,
[1:19:32] Megumin
    I became who I am now!
[1:19:34] Yunyun
    And because I had Megumin as my
    rival, I became who I am now!
[1:19:41] Yunyun
    Light of Saber!
[1:19:46] Megumin
    Let the storm blow! Let the flames roar!
[1:19:53] Megumin
    Explosion magic is the stuff of dreams!
[1:19:56] Megumin
    It is the ultimate magic that
    turns the impossible possible!
[1:20:00] Megumin
    Explosion!
[1:20:08] Sylvia
    Love!
[1:20:14] Darkness
    A barrier?!
[1:20:15] Sylvia
    Dreams!
[1:20:19] Sylvia
    Hope!
[1:20:26] Funifura
    Don't give up, Megumin!
[1:20:27] Dodonko
    You can do it, Yunyun!
[1:20:29] Pucchin
    My students!
[1:20:37] Sylvia
    That magic can't take my life!
[1:20:40] Sylvia
    I'm moving forward! Into the future!
[1:20:44] Kazuma
    Sylvia.
[1:20:47] Kazuma
    Let's go...
[1:20:50] Kazuma
    Together!
[1:20:53] Sylvia
    I love you...
[1:20:55] Kazuma
    I love you!
[1:21:03] Aqua
    Kazuma was able to bring down
    the barrier in her heart!
[1:21:16] Sylvia
    Satou Kazuma... y-you... toyed with me,
[1:21:24] Sylvia
    but I still love you!
[1:21:27] Kazuma
    This... is... my popular phase!
[1:21:48] Kazuma
    And so, my popular phase came to an end.
[1:21:53] Kazuma
    If Aqua hadn't used Blessing to
    buff my luck dozens of times over,
[1:21:57] Kazuma
    I would've probably been blasted
    beyond even smithereens.
[1:22:02] Kazuma
    Even with my higher than average luck stat,
[1:22:05] Kazuma
    this was an incredibly risky move.
[1:22:11] Luna
    Welcome back, Kazuma-san.
[1:22:14] Ruffian
    I see. Sounds like you've been through hell.
[1:22:17] Ruffian
    But ain't that what adventuring's all about?
[1:22:20] Ruffian
    A toast to your adventure!
[1:22:22] Adventurers
    Let's all cheer for Kazuma!
[1:22:25] Adventurers
    Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
[1:22:30] Ruffian
    Warriors deserve cheers every now and then.
[1:22:33] Kazuma
    There's no telling when my next
    popular phase will kick in.
[1:22:40] Aqua
    There we go!
[1:22:43] Darkness
    It's perfect weather for a picnic today.
[1:22:46] Kazuma
    Man, yet another brutal adventure...
[1:22:50] Megumin
    I'm sorry.
[1:22:55] Megumin
    If I knew advanced magic,
    you wouldn't have died...
[1:23:00] Kazuma
    You've got that right.
[1:23:02] Kazuma
    The whole process is pretty unpleasant,
    until you're fully revived.
[1:23:06] Kazuma
    Plus, the moment you die... hurts super bad.
[1:23:14] Kazuma
    What's wrong?
[1:23:18] Megumin
    Can I ask you to do something terrible?
[1:23:22] Megumin
    I want to be a mage who doesn't
    get in the way from now on.
[1:23:30] Kazuma
    You want me to press the button
    so you can learn advanced magic?
[1:23:35] Kazuma
    What happened to your talk about dreams?
[1:23:38] Megumin
    It's time to wake up. I'll be sealing
     my Explosion magic away.
[1:23:42] Megumin
    The foremost mage among the Crimson Demons,
[1:23:45] Megumin
    and the wielder of advanced magic!
[1:23:48] Megumin
    From now on, that'll be my calling card.
[1:23:50] Megumin
    Since I have higher magic potential
    than Yunyun, with advanced magic,
[1:23:56] Megumin
    I know I'll be number one
    among the Crimson Demons!
[1:23:59] Megumin
    I'm not going to let her take that title.
[1:24:11] Kazuma
    This is so dumb.
[1:24:18] Kazuma
    Here.
[1:24:19] Megumin
    Thanks...
[1:24:23] Megumin
    Well, let's get going.
[1:24:27] Kazuma
    Hey, Megumin. Light one up for me.
[1:24:31] Kazuma
    You haven't done your daily
    Explosion today, right?
[1:24:36] Megumin
    I can't believe you...
[1:24:38] Megumin
    To ask me to use it as soon
    as I decided to stop...
[1:24:41] Megumin
    What are you thinking?
[1:24:50] Megumin
    Very well!
[1:24:51] Megumin
    This will be my final Explosion magic.
[1:24:54] Megumin
    I'll make it one to remember!
[1:25:10] Megumin
    Goodbye...
[1:25:12] Megumin
    Explosion!
[1:25:37] Megumin
    What the...
[1:25:50] Megumin
    I am called Megumin!
[1:25:52] Megumin
    Arch wizard and wielder of Explosion magic!
[1:25:56] Megumin
    Axel's foremost mage,
[1:25:59] Megumin
    and she who will one day
    master Explosion magic!
[1:26:04] Kazuma
    Do I need a talented mage?
[1:26:07] Kazuma
    I've got one who can toy with and defeat the
    Devil King's generals with a single Explosion.
[1:26:12] Kazuma
    If you know one who can do better
    than that, I'd like to meet them.
[1:26:15] Kazuma
    Up you go.
[1:26:17] Darkness
    Kazuma! Megumin! The tea's ready!
[1:26:20] Aqua
    I'm gonna eat your lunches!
[1:26:23] Kazuma
    Isn't it just leftovers they gave us?
[1:26:26] Aqua
    Well, I packed them for the picnic,
     so now they're lunch!
[1:26:28] Kazuma
    Yeah, yeah...
[1:26:41] Kazuma
    That one gets 120 points!