# Movie
# M1 - Legend of Crimson
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6KE0J8E6/konosuba--gods-blessing-on-this-wonderful-world--legend-of-crimson)
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***SIGN*** Capture Quest
***SIGN*** Collect Migrating Tuna
***SIGN*** Quest Failed
**[01:00] Customer 1**
Did you hear? Starting next year,
there won't be any more tuna.
**[01:04] Customer 2**
Some crazy mage screwed
up the entire landscape.
**[01:08] Customer 3**
I always look forward to tuna season...
**[01:12] Kazuma**
Zero points.
**[01:13] Megumin**
What?! Come on, today's Explosion magic
was worth at least worth 120 points!
**[01:17] Kazuma**
It was worth nothing,
and that's being generous!
**[01:19] (Flashback) Megumin**
—sion!
**[01:19] Kazuma**
You let loose an Explosion
because you thought
**[01:22] Kazuma**
a monster was going to take our tuna?!
**[01:24] Kazuma**
What's the point if you blow up the fish, too?!
**[01:25] (Flashback) Megumin**
—sion!
**[01:26] Kazuma**
Would it kill you to learn some
other advanced magic already?!
**[01:29] Darkness**
Kazuma, that's going too far.
**[01:31] Kazuma**
You reek of fish.
**[01:36] Kazuma**
As soon as we got on the water,
they were gnawing on you!
**[01:38] Aqua**
Hey, are we in debt again now?
**[01:41] Aqua**
What are we gonna do?!
**[01:42] Aqua**
I don't wanna work part-time anymore!
**[01:45] Kazuma**
*The arch priest who makes everything a pain.*
**[01:48] Kazuma**
* The arch wizard who makes*
* everything go to waste.*
**[01:51] Kazuma**
* And the crusader who makes*
* everything smell like wild game.*
**[01:54] Kazuma**
* It seems my adventure with these useless*
* comrades is headed for its climax!*
**[01:59] Lady Adventurer 31**
Isn't stealing underwear
the only thing he's good at?
**[02:03] Lady Adventurer 1B**
He's the kind of scumbag who'd dropkick
a woman without a second thought!
**[02:06] Lady Adventurer 1B**
Scumzuma! Scumzuma! Scumzuma!
**[02:11] Kazuma**
*If this was an anime or a video game,*
**[02:13] Kazuma**
* I'd probably have some*
* romantic interests by now...*
**[02:20] Kazuma**
Hey, it's Yunyun.
What's got you so looking so intense?
**[02:25] Yunyun**
K-Kazuma-san...
**[02:26] Kazuma**
Uh, yeah?
**[02:27] Yunyun**
I... I...
**[02:30] Yunyun**
I want to have your baby!
**[02:34] Kazuma**
*And thus begins my popular phase!*
***SIGN*** God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
Legend of Crimson
***SIGN*** The Movie
**[02:48] Aqua**
Ow!
**[02:50] Aqua**
Why'd you scratch me?!
**[02:52] Kazuma**
Could you say that again for me?
**[02:55] Yunyun**
I-I said I want to have a baby with you!
**[03:00] Kazuma**
I've always wanted to start with a daughter...
**[03:03] Yunyun**
N-No! The first child has to be a boy!
**[03:06] Kazuma**
*I thought she was on the meek side,*
**[03:09] Kazuma**
*but she actually knows how to speak her mind!*
**[03:11] Megumin**
What is wrong with you, Yunyun?!
**[03:13] Aqua**
Stop! Chomusuke!
**[03:14] Darkness**
Do you realize what kind of man he is?!
**[03:16] Megumin**
You need to snap out of it!
**[03:17] Megumin**
What in the world's gotten into you?
**[03:19] Yunyun**
If Kazuma and I don't have a baby,
the world will... And the Devil King...
**[03:24] Megumin**
The Devil King?
**[03:25] Kazuma**
I see. The fate of the world, huh?
**[03:28] Kazuma**
It's all right, dear. You can leave
the world and the Devil King to me.
**[03:31] Kazuma**
Once we have this baby,
**[03:34] Kazuma**
the Devil King will be dealt with
and the world saved, right?
**[03:37] Kazuma**
How could I possibly refuse someone in need?
**[03:41] Darkness**
B-But you always try to get out
of monster extermination quests!
**[03:45] Megumin**
Seriously!
**[03:46] Kazuma**
Shut it!
**[03:49] Kazuma**
Keep your noses out of our
relationship, got it?!
**[03:51] Kazuma**
I'm finally in my popular phase! So buzz off!
**[03:55] Megumin**
He's mad at *us*?
**[03:56] Megumin**
But if an acquaintance of mine is
getting involved with a shady guy,
**[03:59] Megumin**
it's only natural that I'd speak up!
**[04:01] Yunyun**
C-Calm down, everyone!
**[04:02] Yunyun**
I'm sorry! This is my fault!
Please, just calm down!
**[04:05] Kazuma**
Wonderful! Magnificent!
**[04:07] Kazuma**
For the first time ever,
I'm glad I came to this world!
**[04:09] Kazuma**
And what is with you two?
Do you secretly like me or something?
**[04:12] Kazuma**
Are you jealous because of my
romantic developments with Yunyun?
**[04:16] Kazuma**
Then you should've just
said so, you tsundere duo!
**[04:18] Megumin**
How dare you?!
**[04:19] Yunyun**
Megumin, the Crimson Demon Village...
**[04:20] Megumin**
Why would anyone be jealous about that?!
**[04:21] Yunyun**
The Crimson Demon Village
is going to be wiped out!
**[04:23] Megumin**
You must think—
**[04:25] Multi**
KONOSUBA!
**[04:29] Aqua**
Your tea.
**[04:30] Yunyun**
Th-Thank you...
**[04:35] Megumin**
Now, what exactly is going on?
**[04:38] Yunyun**
I got this letter from my father...
**[04:43] Megumin**
"By the time you receive this letter,
**[04:45] Megumin**
I will surely have passed on."
**[04:53] Megumin**
It says the Crimson Demon Village is
under attack by the Devil King's forces.
**[04:57] Megumin**
"A fortune-teller saw a future where
the village would be devastated...
**[05:01] Megumin**
But they also saw a light of hope.
**[05:04] Megumin**
That light was the only survivor of
the Crimson Demons, Yunyun."
**[05:08] Megumin**
How is she the only survivor?
**[05:11] Yunyun**
Forget that, just keep reading!
**[05:12] Megumin**
But what happened to me?!
**[05:16] Megumin**
"As the only survivor,
**[05:18] Megumin**
she would meet a certain man
in the town of beginners.
**[05:22] Megumin**
This man, though unremarkable
and with no special power,
**[05:25] Megumin**
will become her spouse."
**[05:28] Kazuma**
Why'd you look at me after reading that?
**[05:31] Kazuma**
And was that seriously all it
took to convince you it was me?!
**[05:34] Megumin**
"Then, as time passes,
**[05:36] Megumin**
the son born to her and this
man would go on a journey.
**[05:40] Megumin**
But the boy did not know...
**[05:42] Megumin**
that he would be the one to avenge
his clan and slay the Devil King..."
**[05:49] Kazuma**
O-Our little boy's gonna beat the Devil King?!
**[05:52] Darkness**
Wait a second, Kazuma!
**[05:53] Aqua**
Hey, that doesn't work for me!
**[05:55] Aqua**
That seriously isn't gonna cut it!
**[05:57] Aqua**
I can't wait that long!
**[05:59] Aqua**
I want the Devil King defeated
as soon as possible!
**[06:01] Aqua**
Do you really expect me to
wait until your kid grows up?!
**[06:04] Aqua**
Can't we wrap this up in three years or so?
**[06:06] Aqua**
Because if not, then I want you
to forget about this prophecy!
**[06:09] Kazuma**
You seriously want a toddler
to take on the Devil King?
**[06:12] Yunyun**
Our village has very skilled
fortune-tellers. So...
**[06:17] Kazuma**
I understand. In that case,
you can count on me.
**[06:20] Kazuma**
It's to save the world. It must be done.
**[06:21] Darkness**
I-I can't believe you!
**[06:23] Darkness**
You're usually so wishy-washy!
Why the sudden streak of manliness?!
**[06:27] Kazuma**
Shut up! Stop talking, boobs!
**[06:28] Megumin**
"Heroic Tales of the
Crimson Demons, Chapter 1."
**[06:29] Darkness**
Boobs?!
**[06:30] Kazuma**
It's just having a kid!
Or is that a crime now?!
**[06:31] Megumin**
"Written by Arue."
**[06:38] Yunyun**
Arue, you dummy!
**[06:39] Kazuma**
Wait, what does that mean?! Explain!
**[06:41] Kazuma**
What happens to my kid?! What do I do?!
**[06:44] Kazuma**
Do I strip here? Or in my room?!
**[06:47] Megumin**
Arue is a classmate of ours from the
village who wants to be an author.
**[06:51] Darkness**
So it was just a story, then...
**[06:54] Darkness**
But what about that first letter?
**[06:56] Megumin**
I believe this one is genuine.
**[06:59] Megumin**
The Crimson Demons have
been a thorn in the side
**[07:02] Megumin**
of the Devil King's army for a long time.
**[07:04] Kazuma**
Wait, hold up! What do I do about
my masculine obligation now?!
**[07:08] Kazuma**
Hey, Yunyun?
**[07:09] Kazuma**
Aren't we supposed to start a
bittersweet relationship now?
**[07:11] Darkness**
You are not!
**[07:12] Darkness**
Megumin, why are you so calm about this?
**[07:15] Darkness**
Aren't you worried about
your family and classmates?
**[07:17] Yunyun**
Th-That's right!
**[07:19] Yunyun**
What should we do, Megumin?!
**[07:21] Megumin**
The Crimson Demons are feared
by the Devil King for a reason.
**[07:24] Megumin**
I have a hard time believing our
village will go down without a fight.
**[07:28] Megumin**
Besides, as long as the chief's
daughter, Yunyun, is safe,
**[07:32] Megumin**
we won't die out, even if
the village is destroyed.
**[07:36] Megumin**
So we need only think of it in these terms:
**[07:39] Megumin**
"Our friends from the village will
always live on... in our hearts."
**[07:44] Yunyun**
Megumin, you monster!
**[07:48] Megumin**
KONOSU—bahck!
**[07:49] Yunyun**
I am so, so sorry!
**[07:52] Kazuma**
H-Hey, it's no big deal.
**[07:54] Kazuma**
But what are you gonna do?
**[07:56] Yunyun**
Well, I think I'll head back to the village.
**[07:59] Yunyun**
I have... f-friends... there.
**[08:03] Kazuma**
* She sure hesitated to use*
* the word "friends" there.*
**[08:07] Yunyun**
Everyone, if you'll excuse me.
**[08:27] Wiz**
Teleporting?
**[08:29] Wiz**
You need me to send you near
the Crimson Demon Village, then?
**[08:32] Kazuma**
Yeah, the tsundere here feels homesick.
**[08:35] Megumin**
Wh-Who are you calling a tsundere?!
**[08:37] Vanir**
Well, look who it is!
**[08:39] Vanir**
The man with the easiest-to-level class,
**[08:40] Vanir**
who somehow still manages
to be under-leveled!
**[08:43] Vanir**
The girl who's been useless as of late,
except at calling in familial favors!
**[08:47] Vanir**
The small-time priest who's
overflowing with obnoxious light,
**[08:49] Vanir**
and the girl from the joke race who
can only use joke magic! Welcome, all!
**[08:54] Vanir**
I was actually hoping to run into you.
**[08:55] Vanir**
I've drawn up our little contract.
**[08:58] Kazuma**
You're really gonna go
through with this, right?
**[09:00] Vanir**
But of course!
**[09:01] Vanir**
I'll buy the rights to Satou Kazuma's intellectual
property library for 300 million eris.
**[09:06] Satou**
O-Okay!
**[09:07] Vanir**
That said, my debt-ridden fellow,
the deal hasn't been completed yet.
**[09:08] Wiz**
Here you are.
**[09:11] Wiz**
Drink up.
**[09:12] Vanir**
I haven't settled on a craftsman to
build the products you've dreamed up.
**[09:17] Kazuma**
Hey, man!
**[09:20] Vanir**
Hands off the merchandise,
you walking blight!
**[09:23] Aqua**
Excuse me?! I thought the
customer was always right!
**[09:25] Aqua**
And I'm a goddess, so I'm extra right!
**[09:28] Aqua**
So show me the respect a goddess deserves!
**[09:30] Vanir**
How dare you try and lecture me
**[09:32] Vanir**
after damaging my merchandise,
you poverty-stricken goddess?!
**[09:35] Vanir**
Wiz, transport them out of here immediately!
**[09:38] Vanir**
So irritating!
**[09:39] Wiz**
Okay, I'll send you to the vicinity
of the Crimson Demon Village now.
**[09:43] Wiz**
I wish you a wonderful
journey and experience.
**[09:46] Wiz**
Teleport!
**[09:50] Kazuma**
We're off!
**[09:57] Vanir**
What is it?
**[09:58] Wiz**
Isn't the Crimson Demon Village near...
***SIGN*** Emergency quest!!
***SIGN*** Survive! Defend yourselves!!
**[10:17] Kazuma**
Where the hell did you teleport us, Wiz?!
**[10:26] Orc 3**
Hold it right there!
**[10:28] Orc 1**
Hey there, handsome!
Wanna have some fun with me?
**[10:32] Kazuma**
Why is there a mob of lady orcs?!
**[10:35] Megumin**
Kazuma, there aren't any
male orcs left in the world!
**[10:39] Megumin**
They were wiped out ages ago!
**[10:42] Megumin**
And on the rare occasion that one is born,
**[10:44] Megumin**
they're usually overworked by the females
and die before they can fully mature!
**[10:47] Megumin**
The surviving female orcs are known
for capturing males of other races,
**[10:51] Megumin**
dragging them back to their communities,
and doing all kinds of crazy stuff to them!
**[10:54] Megumin**
They're natural-born predators of men!
**[10:57] Orc 1**
Come spend a few days in our village
and you'll have a harem, baby!
**[11:00] Orc 1**
We'll give you a taste of heaven on earth!
**[11:03] Kazuma**
No, thank you!
**[11:05] Kazuma**
* I just turned down a lady's*
* invitation for the first time!*
**[11:09] Darkness**
Wait! Orcs are supposed to be the
natural predators of lady knights!
**[11:11] Darkness**
Male orcs! Renowned for their libido,
attacking women the second they see them!
**[11:16] Megumin**
They're all dead.
**[11:19] Aqua**
Darkness!
**[11:23] Orc 1**
I'm gonna have your babies!
**[11:25] Orc 2**
No, me!
**[11:26] Orc 3**
I think I'd like a son first!
And then 60 boys, and 40 girls!
**[11:31] Orc 3**
We'll move into a white house by the sea
**[11:32] Orc 3**
and spend every day all over each other!
**[11:35] Kazuma**
Let me go! I just wanna go home!
**[11:42] Both**
Kazuma!
**[11:45] Orc 3**
Okay, this won't take long!
Just close your eyes!
**[11:48] Kazuma**
Save me, Megumin! Do the thing!
The thing you always do!
**[11:51] Megumin**
I can't use it at this range!
**[11:54] Megumin**
Darkness, stop being depressed!
**[11:56] Kazuma**
Can we talk?! Let's talk!
**[11:58] Orc 3**
Pillow talk?! I'd love to!
**[12:01] Orc 3**
Go ahead and tell me all the dirtiest
fantasies you've kept bottled up!
**[12:07] Kazuma**
P-Please stop!
**[12:09] Kazuma**
Wait, your name! I don't even
know your name or age yet!
**[12:13] Kazuma**
This might be my first time!
**[12:16] Kazuma**
Can we maybe start with introductions?!
**[12:18] Kazuma**
I'm Satou Kazuma!
**[12:20] Orc 3**
I'm Swatti the orc, and
I'm a sweet 16-year-old!
**[12:24] Orc 3**
Now, how about you introduce me
to what you've got down here?
**[12:26] Orc 3**
Let me meet your big little boy!
**[12:32] Kazuma**
But he's so shy!
**[12:34] Kazuma**
We made our introductions, so could
we call it a wrap for today?!
**[12:38] Kazuma**
Aqua! Aqua, save me!
**[12:39] Yunyun**
Bottomless Swamp!
**[12:45] Yunyun**
Orcs who live near the Crimson Demon Village!
**[12:49] Yunyun**
I'm willing to overlook this
because we're neighbors!
**[12:52] Yunyun**
Now, begone!
**[12:54] Kazuma**
Yunyun! It's Yunyun!
**[12:59] Megumin**
Kazuma!
**[13:00] Aqua**
Kazuma-san!
**[13:08] Kazuma**
Yunyun! Oh, Yunyun!
**[13:11] Kazuma**
Thank you so much!
**[13:13] Yunyun**
It's all right, don't worry.
**[13:15] Yunyun**
Um... Y-You're covering my robe in snot!
***SIGN*** Quest Failed
***SIGN*** Kazuma was psychologically scarred
***SIGN*** Kazuma was psychologically scarred
***SIGN*** Orc (♀)
**[13:28] Aqua**
There, there.
That was scary, wasn't it, Kazuma?
**[13:30] Aqua**
You're okay now, though. It's all right.
**[13:33] Darkness**
What exactly happened
while I was passed out?
**[13:37] Darkness**
We only just started this journey.
**[13:39] Kazuma**
I am so grateful, Yunyun.
**[13:41] Kazuma**
To be specific, from now on, if anyone
asks me, "Who do you look up to?"
**[13:46] Kazuma**
I'm going to answer "Yunyun!" right away.
**[13:49] Yunyun**
P-Please don't do that!
**[13:51] Yunyun**
It almost sounds sarcastic!
**[13:53] Yunyun**
What are you all doing here, anyway?
**[13:56] Yunyun**
Megumin, were you worried
about the village after all?
**[14:01] Megumin**
I just remembered some
business I had back home.
**[14:03] Yunyun**
You just won't admit it!
**[14:04] Yunyun**
You really are worried about everyone!
**[14:07] Yunyun**
Aren't you?
**[14:08] Yunyun**
Kazuma, would you like to hear an
embarrassing secret about Yunyun?
**[14:13] Yunyun**
We Crimson Demons are born with
a tattoo somewhere on our bodies.
**[14:18] Yunyun**
And in the case of Yunyun,
if you can believe it...
**[14:22] Yunyun**
Hey, cut it out!
**[14:24] Yunyun**
How do you even know where my tattoo is?!
**[14:27] Yunyun**
You can't use your joke Explosion
magic around here, anyway!
**[14:30] Yunyun**
So I can easily restrain you if I have to!
**[14:33] Megumin**
Aqua, I need support magic.
**[14:35] Megumin**
I think this girl needs to
be taught a painful lesson.
**[14:37] Yunyun**
Y-You coward!
You never play fair, Megumin!
**[14:40] Yunyun**
Never once, ever!
**[14:42] S. Goblin**
Hey, over here! I hear human voices!
**[14:51] Megumin**
Do you suppose they're with
the Devil King's army?
**[14:54] Megumin**
This is because of your short
temper and shouting, Yunyun!
**[14:58] Yunyun**
But Megumin, you've got
a shorter fuse than me!
**[15:00] Megumin**
Say that again!
**[15:02] Darkness**
Enough, you two!
If you're too loud, they'll find us.
**[15:05] Darkness**
Kazuma, say something!
**[15:08] Kazuma**
Hey, who gives a damn?!
Tell me where Yunyun's tattoo is!
**[15:11] S. Goblin**
Found them! They're over here!
They were hiding in the bushes!
**[15:14] Darkness**
What in the world is wrong with you?!
**[15:18] S. Goblin**
There's even some Crimson Demon brats!
**[15:32] Aqua**
Well, if it isn't a bunch of discount,
wannabe demons!
**[15:34] Aqua**
Oh, my!
**[15:36] Aqua**
What might a bunch of ogre-looking wash-outs
**[15:38] Aqua**
who couldn't even cut it as
lesser demons want with us?
**[15:44] Aqua**
Look, I'll let you walk away
this one time, so scram.
**[15:47] Aqua**
Go on, get!
**[15:51] S. Goblin**
Hey, priest lady, what gives?
**[15:53] S. Goblin**
The Crimson Demons put us through hell,
and you've got two of them!
**[15:57] S. Goblin**
You really think we're
gonna just let them walk?!
**[16:01] Megumin**
I seem to recall you saying
my magic is a joke.
**[16:04] Megumin**
Perhaps I should remind you
of just how serious it can be.
**[16:09] Yunyun**
W-Wait a second... You're not gonna...
**[16:13] Megumin**
Explosion!
**[16:23] Megumin**
Did you see that?!
My ultimate spell, Explosion magic!
**[16:26] Megumin**
Well, would you still call that a joke spell?!
**[16:29] Megumin**
How about it, Kazuma?!
What score would you give that Explosion?!
**[16:32] Kazuma**
You get negative 90 points!
**[16:34] Kazuma**
What now?! Because we're in no
condition to carry you away now!
**[16:38] S. Goblin**
H-H-Holy crap, that was scary...
**[16:41] S. Goblin**
But now my reinforcements are here.
**[16:44] S. Goblin**
Say your prayers, people!
**[16:47] S. Goblin**
Time to cry and beg for mercy,
not that it's gonna help!
**[16:58] Bukkororii**
Not even a scrap of flesh will remain!
**[17:01] Bukkororii**
The dark flame born from my
ebon heart will scorch you!
**[17:05] Red Eye Dead Slayer C**
Slumber for eternity in the
frozen embrace of my ice!
**[17:10] REDS E**
I... kill... you.
**[17:14] Soketto**
Now... it is born!
**[17:16] S. Goblin**
Aw, crap!
**[17:18] Bukkororii**
Light of Saber!
**[17:19] REDS C**
Light of Saber!
**[17:21] REDS D**
...Saber!
**[17:22] Soketto**
...ber!
**[17:31] Kazuma**
* Wait, what happened to the dark*
* flames and frozen embraces?*
**[17:36] Kazuma**
*No doubt about it, though.*
**[17:38] Kazuma**
*Those red eyes...*
**[17:40] Bukkororii**
We heard an explosion in the distance...
**[17:43] Bukkororii**
and here we find Megumin and Yunyun.
**[17:46] Megumin**
We were told that the village
might be in danger.
**[17:51] Bukkororii**
I'm curious, Megumin. Are these
people your adventuring party?
**[18:02] Bukkororii**
I am called Bukkororii!
**[18:03] Bukkororii**
The son of the foremost cobbler
among the Crimson Demons!
**[18:06] Bukkororii**
Arch wizard, and wielder of advanced magic!
**[18:09] Kazuma**
Hey there. I'm called Satou Kazuma.
**[18:13] Kazuma**
From my home in Axel,
I have mastered countless skills
**[18:15] Kazuma**
and used them to battle
the Devil King's generals.
**[18:19] Bukkororii**
No outsider has been able to
properly return a greeting before!
**[18:22] Bukkororii**
Megumin, your friends seem really nice.
**[18:27] Bukkororii**
The village is still some distance away.
Let us take you there.
**[18:31] Bukkororii**
Teleport!
**[18:46] Bukkororii**
Welcome to the
Crimson Demon Village, outsiders.
**[18:49] Bukkororii**
And it's good to have you
back, Megumin, Yunyun.
**[18:59] Yunyun**
D-Dad? Could you repeat that?
**[19:04] Chief**
That was just me sending you an update!
**[19:07] Dad**
Uh, sir, what exactly do you mean?
**[19:09] Yunyun**
But it said, "By the time you receive
this letter, I will surely have passed on."
**[19:13] Chief**
That's the traditional Crimson Demon greeting!
**[19:16] Yunyun**
But you said you wouldn't be able
to destroy the Devil King's fortress!
**[19:19] Chief**
Yeah.
**[19:20] Chief**
The village can't decide whether to destroy
it or leave it as a tourist attraction.
**[19:25] Kazuma**
Yunyun, can I punch your dad in the face?
**[19:29] Yunyun**
Go ahead.
**[19:30] Chief**
Yunyun?!
**[19:32] Darkness**
If the Devil King's army is nearby,
then is a general...
**[19:35] Chief**
Sure, there's one with them.
Strong with magic, I believe.
**[19:37] Chief**
Should be showing up anytime now.
**[19:40] Speaker**
*Devil King Army alert.*
**[19:42] Speaker**
* Anyone available, please assemble*
* at the entrance to the village.*
**[19:45] Speaker**
*The enemy force numbers around 1,000.*
**[19:48] Both**
A thousand?!
***SIGN*** Devil King Forces Approaching!
**[19:55] Goblin R**
Sylvia-sama! Retreat!
**[19:58] Goblin R**
You have to survive,
even if the rest of us don't!
**[20:01] Goblin H**
Damn it! Damn it!
If we could just get close enough—
**[20:05] Goblin N**
I said we never should've
attacked the Crimson Demons!
**[20:08] Goblin N**
Nobody ever listens to me!
**[20:11] Goblin O**
Suck on this boulder!
**[20:19] Kazuma**
Holy crap...
**[20:21] Kazuma**
This is... so impressive, it's freaky, honestly.
**[20:24] Chief**
What do you think?
**[20:26] Chief**
We've been wondering if the light
show might attract tourists!
**[20:29] Multi**
KONOSUBA...
**[20:32] Kazuma**
So, those are real Crimson Demons, huh?
**[20:36] Megumin**
When you put it that way, it makes
it sound like you know a fake one.
**[20:40] Megumin**
Why don't you explain exactly
what you mean by that?
**[20:45] Aqua**
Hey, Megumin, is that your stable?
**[20:50] Megumin**
That's not a stable. It's the house.
**[21:07] Kazuma**
Is this your little sister, Megumin?
**[21:09] Kazuma**
She's pretty cute!
**[21:11] Aqua**
It's like having a mini Megumin!
**[21:14] Aqua**
Hey, want some candy?
**[21:16] Megumin**
I'm back, Komekko.
**[21:23] Komekko**
Dad! Megumin's back, and she's snared a man!
**[21:28] Kazuma**
Hey, little missy!
Could we perhaps discuss this?!
**[21:30] Kazuma**
KONOSUBA!
**[21:41] Kazuma**
*What do I do?*
**[21:43] Kazuma**
* The one who's supposed to smooth*
* a situation like this over is...*
**[21:51] Kazuma**
*Damn you!*
**[21:53] Aqua**
Look at this!
**[21:55] Aqua**
See how the mug moves around
once I've flipped it over?
**[21:58] Komekko**
Oh, wow! How'd you do it?!
How are you doing that?
**[22:02] Darkness**
It's a magnet!
It must be some kind of magnet!
**[22:04] Aqua**
No, there are no magnets or magic involved!
**[22:06] Hyoizaburo**
So...
**[22:08] Hyoizaburo**
What exactly is the nature of your
relationship with our daughter?
**[22:13] Kazuma**
Like I've been saying, we're just frie—
**[22:17] Yuiyui**
Honey!
**[22:18] Yuiyui**
Stop! No more flipping
the table and breaking it!
**[22:22] Yuiyui**
We don't have that kind of money! Stop!
**[22:36] Hyoi**
Forgive me. I lost my composure.
**[22:38] Hyoi**
It's just that you kept insisting so
shamelessly that you're only friends...
**[22:46] Kazuma**
This isn't much, but here...
**[22:50] Hyoi**
Dear, I believe Kazuma-san
meant to give this to me.
**[22:55] Yuiyui**
Oh, really? After all that bluster just now,
**[22:57] Yuiyui**
you're being polite enough
to call him Kazuma-*san*?
**[23:01] Yuiyui**
You really shouldn't. It's embarrassing.
**[23:04] Yuiyui**
This is going to be our dinner tonight.
**[23:06] Yuiyui**
I'm not going to let you
snack on it with your booze.
**[23:09] Kazuma**
Ma'am, those are just dumplings...
**[23:11] Kazuma**
They don't make much of
a snack, let alone a meal.
**[23:14] Komekko**
Hey, is this the kind of food
that actually fills you up,
**[23:16] Komekko**
instead of the watery rice
porridge we usually eat?!
**[23:22] Kazuma**
It *really* isn't much, but here...
**[23:26] Hyoi**
We're so glad to have you, Kazuma-san!
**[23:28] Hyoi**
Dear, bring out some of the good tea!
**[23:30] Yuiyui**
We only have one type of tea, honey.
**[23:33] Yuiyui**
KONOSUBA!
**[23:37] Hyoi**
I don't care what you feed us!
You can't have Komekko!
**[23:40] Kazuma**
I don't want her!
That's not what I'm trying to do!
**[23:43] Kazuma**
Komekko, you can have the rest.
**[23:45] Komekko**
I can?! Yay!
**[23:48] Yuiyui**
You seem nice enough, so I won't object...
**[23:51] Yuiyui**
But I really think you should pay off
your debts before taking in our daughter.
**[23:57] Kazuma**
I just told you that we're only friends!
**[23:59] Yuiyui**
But in her letters...
**[24:01] Kazuma**
Can I ask you what she wrote, exactly?
**[24:09] Yuiyui**
Well, for starters...
**[24:11] Yuiyui**
You left her covered in a sticky
fluid and made sport of her.
**[24:14] Yuiyui**
When she depleted her magic power,
**[24:15] Yuiyui**
you carried her on your back while
pressing her chest against you.
**[24:18] Yuiyui**
You bathed together.
**[24:20] Yuiyui**
As she napped innocently on the sofa,
**[24:22] Yuiyui**
you stared up her skirt while sitting
across from her and holding your knees.
**[24:26] Yuiyui**
You feed Chomusuke and say,
**[24:27] Yuiyui**
"This is what I want. Bring me more of this!
Then I'll feed you even more!"
**[24:31] Yuiyui**
while showing her some underwear...
**[24:33] Kazuma**
I am so sorry!
**[24:38] Hyoi**
But in spite of it all, she says
you're an important friend...
**[24:44] Hyoi**
And that even if you're a debt-ridden,
**[24:46] Hyoi**
perverted foul-mouth
without a lick of sense,
**[24:48] Hyoi**
you'd die without her, so she'll stay with you.
**[24:52] Hyoi**
Considering she said all that, I'm sure
there's more to you than it seems.
**[24:57] Kazuma**
*There are parts of that I'd argue against,*
**[25:00] Kazuma**
* but being called an important*
* friend does make me kind of happy.*
**[25:04] Yuiyui**
Since you're in the same party as her,
**[25:06] Yuiyui**
we'd love to help you out...
**[25:09] Kazuma**
No, it's all right! I'm on the verge
of making a fair bit of money.
**[25:12] Hyoi**
Oh? Exactly how much are we talking?
**[25:15] Kazuma**
I think it was 300 million eris.
**[25:17] Both**
300 million?!
**[25:19] Kazuma**
*Huh? Should I have not said that?*
**[25:22] Hyoi**
I've got a great idea, Kazuma-san!
You should spend the night here!
**[25:25] Hyoi**
As my daughter's comrade
and friend, it's only natural!
**[25:27] Hyoi**
I mean, as an adventurer, you don't
have a home of your own, right?!
**[25:30] Kazuma**
N-No, I actually have a mansion in Axel...
**[25:34] Both**
Mansion?!
**[25:43] Kazuma**
The second I brought up the
mansion and the 300 million,
**[25:45] Kazuma**
the reception got a lot warmer...
**[25:48] Kazuma**
But this place seems pretty safe,
**[25:51] Kazuma**
so once Megumin's rested up,
we should get out of here
**[25:54] Kazuma**
before we get caught up in any trouble.
**[26:06] Darkness**
How can you suggest such a thing?!
**[26:08] Darkness**
Don't you care what happens
to your daughter?!
**[26:10] Yuiyui**
It's perfectly fine.
She's old enough to get married,
**[26:14] Yuiyui**
and Kazuma-san is an adult
with good judgment.
**[26:16] Yuiyui**
Even if something were to happen...
**[26:18] Darkness**
What are you—
**[26:19] Yuiyui**
Sleep.
**[26:22] Kazuma**
*She actually did it!*
**[26:26] Kazuma**
*Is this...*
**[26:28] Yuiyui**
Oh, Kazuma-san. All done with the bath?
**[26:31] Yuiyui**
Everyone's already asleep,
**[26:33] Yuiyui**
so would you help me move
them into their rooms?
**[26:41] Yuiyui**
Well, enjoy yourselves!
**[26:52] Kazuma**
This is no time to be enchanted!
**[26:54] Kazuma**
I think those orcs might
have traumatized me...
**[26:57] Kazuma**
I'm gonna need some emotional care from
those nice succubi when I get back to Axel.
**[27:02] Yuiyui**
Lock.
**[27:07] Kazuma**
* I know I slipped up by talking*
* about the money that was coming in,*
**[27:11] Kazuma**
*but this lady is pretty intense...*
**[27:14] Kazuma**
*Hang on a sec.*
**[27:19] Kazuma**
*Aqua got hammered and fell asleep,*
**[27:21] Kazuma**
* and Hyoizaburo-san and Darkness*
* were both put to sleep by her mom!*
**[27:24] Kazuma**
* The door's been locked*
* from outside with magic!*
**[27:26] Kazuma**
*No one can get in here, and I can't get out!*
**[27:28] Kazuma**
*What a setup!*
**[27:31] Kazuma**
* There's only one futon. It's spring,*
* but nights are still cold.*
**[27:33] Kazuma**
* If I sleep without any cover,*
* I might get sick.*
**[27:36] Kazuma**
*And what if it develops into pneumonia?*
**[27:40] Kazuma**
* Given these factors, there should be no*
* problem with me sleeping next to Megumin.*
**[27:44] Kazuma**
* But if I made a move on her while*
* she was sleeping so peacefully,*
**[27:48] Kazuma**
* that'd rob me of any pretense*
* that I could use to deny*
**[27:50] Kazuma**
* when Darkness or Aqua call*
* me a creep or a scumbag!*
**[27:53] Kazuma**
*I'm a gentlemen! That's not like me!*
**[27:56] Kazuma**
* However, her parents have*
* signed off on this situation.*
**[27:59] Kazuma**
*I bet if Megumin sued me, I could win!*
**[28:02] Kazuma**
*Wait, could I?*
**[28:04] Kazuma**
* Damn it! I should have*
* studied up more on law!*
**[28:07] Kazuma**
*If I had known this would happen, I would've!*
**[28:12] Kazuma**
Wait, that's not it!
**[28:14] Kazuma**
What am I, stupid?!
**[28:15] Kazuma**
* This isn't about getting sued!*
* My entire perspective is off-base!*
**[28:18] Kazuma**
* No good. I think the situation*
* has me all mixed up.*
**[28:21] Kazuma**
*Calm down! Settle yourself, Satou Kazuma!*
**[28:23] Kazuma**
*Let's calm down and think this through.*
**[28:25] Kazuma**
* Spring or not, it's cold at night.*
* Too cold to think straight.*
**[28:28] Kazuma**
* First, let's crawl into*
* the futon and calm down!*
**[28:38] Kazuma**
*Wait, no! What a devious trap I've fallen for!*
**[28:41] Kazuma**
* Without realizing it, I've ended*
* up sleeping next to Megumin!*
**[28:44] Kazuma**
*Let's say I panic and jump out of the futon.*
**[28:46] Kazuma**
* Wouldn't that be the exact*
* moment that she'd wake up?!*
**[28:49] Kazuma**
* Exactly! The kind of situation where*
* I get punished no matter what I do!*
**[28:53] Kazuma**
* If that happens, even if I say, "I didn't do*
* anything!" or "It was your parents' idea!"*
**[28:56] Kazuma**
* I could have the best excuses in*
* the world, and no one would care!*
**[28:59] Kazuma**
*Oh, bitter injustice!*
**[29:01] Kazuma**
*It's a false accusation, that's what it is.*
**[29:03] Kazuma**
* And if that's going to be how things*
* turn out, no matter what I do...*
**[29:10] Kazuma**
* I may as well turn it around and remove*
* the "false" part of the equation.*
**[29:15] Kazuma**
* You can't put me in the same futon as a*
* beautiful girl and expect nothing to happen.*
**[29:21] Kazuma**
* More than anything, this situation*
* was cooked up by Megumin's mother.*
**[29:24] Kazuma**
*It's fine! I can win!*
**[29:26] Kazuma**
* In this kind of situation, I bet I could*
* even beat Sena in a court of law!*
**[29:38] Kazuma**
Good morning.
**[29:41] Megumin**
Oh... good morning.
**[29:44] Megumin**
Uh, how long was I asleep?
**[29:48] Kazuma**
About eight hours?
**[29:51] Megumin**
I see...
**[29:55] Megumin**
And... why am I sleeping
in the same futon as you?
**[30:00] Kazuma**
C'mon, don't make me spell it out.
**[30:01] Megumin**
Spell what out?!
**[30:04] Kazuma**
Hey, don't flip the cover up. It's cold.
**[30:07] Megumin**
I just woke up in my old room next
to you, Kazuma! What happened?!
**[30:11] Kazuma**
Come on, you really think
I'd try to pull something?
**[30:15] Kazuma**
I haven't up until now, have I?
**[30:18] Megumin**
That's a good point. Sorry.
**[30:20] Megumin**
I think I was a bit confused,
since I just woke up...
**[30:25] Megumin**
You're not the kind of person who would
take advantage of a situation like this.
**[30:29] Kazuma**
Of course not!
**[30:31] Kazuma**
I'll have you know your mom locked
the door and trapped me in here!
**[30:35] Megumin**
She did?! Honestly...
**[30:37] Kazuma**
That being the case, saddle up!
**[30:39] Kazuma**
It's cold, so into the futon with you!
**[30:41] Kazuma**
It's fine! I won't do! A thing!
**[30:44] Megumin**
You won't?
**[30:46] Megumin**
You really won't do... anything?
**[30:49] Megumin**
Even though we're all alone...
**[30:52] Kazuma**
*Say what?*
**[30:53] Kazuma**
* I-Is she saying I should try something?*
* Is this really my popular phase?!*
**[30:58] Kazuma**
Fool! I'm obviously gonna try
something if we're all alone!
**[31:02] Kazuma**
I've even got your parents' approval!
**[31:05] Megumin**
You idiot! I suspected as much!
**[31:08] Megumin**
I'm going to spend the
night at Yunyun's house!
**[31:10] Kazuma**
Damn you! You tricked me!
**[31:13] Megumin**
Death to perverts!
**[31:15] Megumin**
Die, die, die, die, die!
**[31:21] Aqua**
Megumin, Megumin!
**[31:23] Aqua**
Could you show us the sights around here?
**[31:25] Megumin**
That's a good idea.
**[31:27] Megumin**
Why don't we have a nice, leisurely day,
and then stay one more night?
**[31:30] Aqua**
Yay!
**[31:32] Aqua**
I'm going to have Megumin show me around.
**[31:34] Aqua**
What are you going to do, Kreeperma-san?
**[31:36] Kazuma**
Good question. Maybe I'll join...
**[31:38] Kazuma**
Wait. What did you just call me?
**[31:41] Aqua**
Did I say something strange?
**[31:43] Kazuma**
No... Maybe I imagined it?
**[31:47] Kazuma**
Well, whatever. What about you, Darkness?
**[31:49] Darkness**
There's a place I'd like to visit.
**[31:52] Darkness**
You and the others should enjoy
your sightseeing, Kazutrash.
**[31:55] Kazuma**
Okay, sounds— Wait, what did you just say?
**[31:58] Megumin**
So I'll be showing Aqua
and Kursedma around, then?
**[32:01] Megumin**
There are lots of things to see in town—
**[32:02] Kazuma**
Hang on a second!
**[32:04] Aqua**
Is something wrong, Kazuma-san-who-tried-to-
mess-with-Megumin-while-she-was-sleeping?
**[32:15] Kazuma**
I'm sorry.
**[32:47] Megumin**
This is the mysterious facility where the
Crimson Demons' natural enemy is sealed away.
**[32:51] Kazuma**
What do you mean, mysterious facility?
**[32:53] Megumin**
Just what I said. It's a mysterious facility.
**[32:55] Megumin**
No one knows what else is inside,
who built it, or for what reason.
**[33:01] Aqua**
Hey, Megumin.
**[33:02] Aqua**
Are there any other places with
cool things hidden inside?
**[33:05] Megumin**
Well, there was a tomb where
an evil god was sealed away,
**[33:08] Megumin**
and a piece of land where a
nameless goddess was sealed away,
**[33:11] Megumin**
but eventually, they ended up being released.
**[33:14] Kazuma**
Are you guys bad at keeping
things sealed or what?!
**[33:19] Cheekera**
Well, if it isn't Megumin!
You're back in town?
**[33:23] Cheekera**
Are these folks from out of town?
**[33:29] Kazuma**
*Does he have... problems with outsiders?*
**[33:36] Cheekera**
I am called Cheekera! Arch wizard
and wielder of advanced magic!
**[33:41] Cheekera**
And owner of the foremost clothing
store among the Crimson Demons!
**[33:46] Cheekera**
Welcome, folks! It's been a while
since I've had outsiders in the shop.
**[33:51] Kazuma**
Having the foremost store
is pretty impressive!
**[33:53] Cheekera**
Well, this is also the only
clothing store in the village.
**[33:57] Kazuma**
Are you mocking us?!
**[33:59] Megumin**
I was actually hoping to
replace my current robe.
**[34:02] Megumin**
Do you have another just like this?
**[34:07] Cheekera**
All of them?
**[34:09] Cheekera**
Wow, our little Megumin's gone all bourgeois!
**[34:12] Megumin**
I'm honestly surprised the village
hasn't heard of my exploits yet!
**[34:17] Megumin**
And since the robes are
what I wear into action,
**[34:19] Megumin**
it can't hurt to have a few
more in my wardrobe.
**[34:21] Megumin**
That being said, future millionaire
Kazuma, lend me some money.
**[34:26] Kazuma**
You...
**[34:27] Kazuma**
I mean, fine, but...
**[34:28] Cheekera**
Thank you very much!
**[34:37] Kazuma**
Hey...
**[34:39] Megumin**
What is it?
**[34:40] Kazuma**
Isn't this...
**[34:42] Kazuma**
I mean, what the hell?
You're hanging clothes from that?
**[34:46] Cheekera**
Oh, sir, do you recognize it?
**[34:49] Cheekera**
This is the clothes-drying pole that's been
passed down through my family for ages.
**[34:54] Cheekera**
It never rusts, so it's super handy.
**[34:58] Aqua**
That's pretty clearly a rifle.
**[35:01] Kazuma**
That's what I thought.
**[35:03] Kazuma**
What is up with this village?
**[35:11] Megumin**
Kazuma! Aqua!
**[35:12] Megumin**
Now that you know the charms
of the Crimson Demon Village,
**[35:14] Megumin**
allow me to show you even finer splendor!
**[35:21] Megumin**
Welcome...
**[35:23] Megumin**
to our magic academy, the Red Prison!
**[35:26] Yunyun**
W-Welcome...
**[35:28] Kazuma**
What're you doing here, Yunyun?
**[35:30] Megumin**
When I stayed over at her house last night,
the friendless wonder seemed lonely,
**[35:33] Megumin**
so I invited her to come along.
**[35:35] Yunyun**
I-I-I never said I was lonely!
**[35:37] Megumin**
You even dug out your old uniform.
Why try and hide it?
**[35:43] Aqua**
So this is your uniform? It's cute!
**[35:46] Megumin**
Isn't it, though?!
**[35:48] Megumin**
It's only natural that I get changed
**[35:50] Megumin**
to show you around our
distinguished magical academy!
**[35:53] Kazuma**
I bet you just wanted to wear it
because you felt nostalgic.
**[35:56] Aqua**
Kazuma always gets prickly when
the subject of school comes up.
**[35:59] Aqua**
He's probably still bitter
about not fitting in.
**[36:02] Kazuma**
Hey, cut it out! That's a
confidentiality violation!
**[36:08] Arue**
I am called Arue...
**[36:10] Arue**
The most voluptuous among the
Crimson Demons, and a future author!
**[36:15] Funifura**
I am called Funifura!
**[36:18] Funifura**
The foremost among Crimson Demons
who love their brothers,
**[36:20] Funifura**
known for her brother complex!
**[36:22] Dodonko**
I am called Dodonko!
**[36:24] Dodonko**
Foremost among the Crimson Demons at...
**[36:27] Dodonko**
At... what was it again?
**[36:31] Kazuma**
You've got a brother complex, huh?
**[36:32] Dodonko**
I-I just don't have a cool nickname yet!
**[36:37] Megumin**
Arue... Dodonko, Funikura.
**[36:40] Funifura**
It's Funifura! You did that on purpose!
You totally did, didn't you?!
**[36:44] Funifura**
We heard you were back in town.
**[36:47] Aqua**
Who're they?
**[36:48] Megumin**
Classmates from when we
attended the magic academy.
**[36:51] Arue**
Welcome home. I'm glad to
see you made it back safely.
**[36:54] Megumin**
People might believe the things you write,
**[36:56] Megumin**
so please don't send "letters"
like that anymore.
**[36:58] Dodonko**
And you people are the members
of Yunyun's party?
**[37:02] Funifura**
I'm surprised you actually exist!
**[37:04] Funifura**
Yunyun's party, I mean.
**[37:06] Yunyun**
L-Let me introduce you!
**[37:08] Yunyun**
Th-This guy is a rookie adventurer,
**[37:11] Yunyun**
and the girl is an arch priest!
**[37:13] Yunyun**
There's also a very durable lady
who's not with us at the moment!
**[37:17] Yunyun**
And Megumin was sad on her own,
**[37:19] Yunyun**
so we recently invited her to join us!
**[37:23] Arue**
That sounds like a lovely party.
**[37:25] Aqua**
Yunyun's not actually a member of
the party, but she helps us out a lot,
**[37:29] Aqua**
despite not being a member!
**[37:30] Yunyun**
Uh...
**[37:31] Megumin**
Yes, in spite of her not being a member.
**[37:34] Both**
We figured.
**[37:35] Aqua**
I've given Yunyun the nickname
"frog slayer" in my heart.
**[37:39] Kazuma**
What are you talking about?
**[37:41] (Flashback) Yunyun**
Light of Saber!
**[37:44] Aqua**
Come on, remember how she
took out those Giant Toads
**[37:46] Aqua**
with that sparkly sword-like spell?
**[37:50] Dodonko**
Isn't that...
**[37:52] Arue**
That's an actual advanced spell.
**[37:55] Funifura**
Yunyun, I thought you could
only do intermediate magic!
**[38:00] Funifura**
She picked it up at an awkward time,
**[38:04] Funifura**
so she wasn't able to learn
advanced magic before graduation.
**[38:07] Yunyun**
C-Come on, it's not like I needed to know it.
**[38:18] Aqua**
What's wrong, Kazuma? Are you still torn
up about not having friends in school?
**[38:22] Kazuma**
That's not it!
**[38:24] Kazuma**
I was just wondering about Yunyun.
**[38:27] Megumin**
You mean what they said earlier?
**[38:29] Kazuma**
I thought Crimson Demons were a bunch of
OP weirdos who all used advanced magic.
**[38:37] Megumin**
Well...
**[38:40] Megumin**
When I was a student, in order
to learn Explosion magic,
**[38:44] Megumin**
I was storing up my skill points.
**[38:47] Megumin**
I endured it day after day,
**[38:49] Megumin**
to make sure I could someday
learn Explosion magic.
**[38:54] Megumin**
But one day...
**[38:56] (Flashback) Kokemkko**
Give me my food back!
**[38:59] (Flashback) Megumin**
Komekko!
**[39:07] Megumin**
To save Komekko when she
was attacked by monsters,
**[39:09] Megumin**
Yunyun used her own points in
order to learn intermediate magic,
**[39:14] Megumin**
while I was hesitating...
**[39:19] Kazuma**
You mean she covered for you
so you could learn Explosion magic?
**[39:27] Megumin**
Not that I asked her to, but yes.
**[39:31] Aqua**
Well, she's a more established
mage than you are now,
**[39:35] Aqua**
so it worked out all right!
**[39:36] Kazuma**
True enough.
**[39:37] Megumin**
How dare you?!
***SIGN*** The Devil King's forces have appeared!!
***SIGN*** Emergency Quest
**[39:45] Sylvia**
What is it with this woman?!
What is she trying to do?!
**[39:48] Goblin S1**
Lady Sylvia! There's no telling
what she's after! Please, stand back!
**[39:53] Boglin**
She's a real freak! Her attacks are
worthless, but she's sturdy as they come!
**[39:57] Darkness**
As long as there is light in my eyes,
you will not pass!
**[40:01] Kazuma**
Darkness! Good job hanging in there!
**[40:03] Kazuma**
We brought help from the village!
**[40:05] Darkness**
K-Kazuma? You're already here?
**[40:08] Darkness**
I was sad that only female orcs are left,
so I came here to see what I could find,
**[40:11] Darkness**
and even the Devil King's general is a woman!
**[40:14] Darkness**
What is wrong with this journey?!
**[40:16] Kazuma**
Could you shut up for a second?!
**[40:17] Kazuma**
You're ruining that impressive performance!
**[40:20] Sylvia**
I see. Buying time until
your allies arrived, then?
**[40:24] Sylvia**
From the way you endured those attacks,
you must be a fairly high-level crusader.
**[40:30] Sylvia**
Was not being able to land
any attacks part of your act?
**[40:33] Darkness**
I-I suppose there's no point
in maintaining the facade...
**[40:37] Darkness**
Glance...
**[40:39] Kazuma**
Look, you're Sylvia, right?
**[40:41] Kazuma**
That crusader is an accomplished warrior
who fought the Devil King's general, Vanir!
**[40:45] Sylvia**
Vanir?!
**[40:47] Sylvia**
I heard he never returned
from the town of Axel...
**[40:50] Sylvia**
Was that because of you people?
**[40:52] Kazuma**
Yeah! Megumin here finished him off.
**[40:55] Goblin**
Vanir-sama is dead?!
**[40:57] Crimson Demons**
That's awesome!
**[40:59] Kazuma**
And that's not all!
**[41:00] Kazuma**
The Dullahan, Verdia,
and Hans the Deadly Poison...
**[41:03] Kazuma**
And even the mobile fortress, Destroyer.
**[41:07] Kazuma**
The four of us took them all down.
**[41:09] Sylvia**
Verdia and Hans, too?!
**[41:12] Sylvia**
But when I think about how
we lost contact with Hans
**[41:15] Sylvia**
after he infiltrated Arcanretia,
it seems plausible.
**[41:18] Sylvia**
I take it you're the leader?
Why don't you tell me your name?
**[41:24] Kazuma**
M-My name?
**[41:27] Kazuma**
It's Mitsurugi.
**[41:30] Kazuma**
Mitsurugi Kyouya. Remember it.
**[41:33] Megumin**
Someone just chickened out.
**[41:36] Aqua**
He must've been feeling cocky with all
these Crimson Demons backing him up.
**[41:40] Sylvia**
So you're Mitsurugi of the Cursed Sword...
**[41:43] Sylvia**
I didn't expect to encounter
such a powerful party.
**[41:47] Kazuma**
Taking you down right here with
the Crimson Demons' help
**[41:50] Kazuma**
wouldn't be much of an accomplishment.
**[41:52] Sylvia**
I appreciate that, Mitsurugi.
**[41:55] Sylvia**
Let's meet again. When we do,
we'll see who comes out on top.
**[41:58] Sylvia**
Retreat!
**[42:01] Bukkorori**
Don't let them escape! Lightning Strike!
**[42:03] CD N**
Light of Saber!
**[42:05] CD C**
Time to test my magic on you all!
**[42:12] Kazuma**
I should buy Mitsurugi some
bubbly next time I see him.
**[42:38] Kazuma**
Good morning.
**[42:39] Kazuma**
Did you get a good night's rest?
**[42:42] Kazuma**
Good... morn...ing.
**[42:45] Megumin**
Did you finally cross the line?!
**[42:48] Megumin**
You beast! Kazuma, you beast!
**[42:50] Kazuma**
Dummy.
**[42:52] Kazuma**
I was just holding your
hand because it's cold.
**[42:54] Megumin**
R-Really?
**[42:58] Megumin**
I suppose I got the wrong idea.
**[43:01] Megumin**
I'm sorry.
**[43:02] Kazuma**
H-Hey, it's fine.
**[43:06] Kazuma**
But it's about time you
did seriously thank me.
**[43:10] Kazuma**
I'm always cleaning up
after you guys, after all.
**[43:14] Megumin**
Thanking you?
**[43:17] Megumin**
You've got a point.
**[43:22] Megumin**
Back then, you accepted an aimless wizard
**[43:26] Megumin**
who could only cast
Explosion magic. Thank you.
**[43:30] Megumin**
You always carry me home on your back
**[43:32] Megumin**
when I can't move after
casting it. Thank you.
**[43:36] Megumin**
I always cause so much trouble,
**[43:38] Megumin**
but you keep me in the party. Thank you.
**[43:44] Megumin**
I was just thanking you.
**[43:46] Megumin**
Why are you embarrassed when
you're the one who demanded it?
**[43:50] Kazuma**
O-Oh...
**[43:51] Kazuma**
Well, in spite of it all,
you guys do help out a lot.
**[43:57] Kazuma**
To put it in your terms...
**[43:59] Kazuma**
I am called Satou Kazuma!
**[44:01] Kazuma**
Axel's weakest adventurer,
and foremost at getting into trouble!
**[44:07] Kazuma**
He who will obtain the wealth to spend
his days having fun with the rest of you!
**[44:14] Kazuma**
And I'm looking forward to it.
**[44:19] Megumin**
So am I. Here's to a bright future.
**[44:24] Megumin**
I-It really is cold today.
**[44:27] Megumin**
As if we're trapped... in... ice...
**[44:33] Megumin**
Kazuma, care to explain what this is?
**[44:36] Kazuma**
I think maybe there was a freak blizzard
**[44:38] Kazuma**
that froze the window
shut before blowing away.
**[44:41] Megumin**
Let me out! Let me out, please!
**[44:44] Megumin**
Open! Open! Open up, now!
**[44:46] Megumin**
Mom! Kazuma froze the window shut!
**[44:49] Kazuma**
Look, I'm sorry, and I'm
not gonna do anything!
**[44:52] Kazuma**
It's cold, so let's go to bed.
**[44:53] Megumin**
I want my gratitude back!
**[44:56] Kazuma**
Look, I'm sorry. My bad.
**[45:05] Megumin**
I'm really regretting all
those nice things I said.
**[45:09] Kazuma**
*And after she was the one who held my hand.*
**[45:12] Kazuma**
*Feels like we're an old couple in a cold stretch.*
**[45:15] Kazuma**
Freeze...
**[45:17] Megumin**
Did you just use ice magic again?!
**[45:19] Megumin**
Do you want me to cling to you that badly?!
**[45:25] Kazuma**
H-Hey! If you start clinging
to me like that...
**[45:30] Megumin**
I can see why Darkness says that
**[45:32] Megumin**
every time you've had a chance
to do something with her,
**[45:34] Megumin**
you laugh it off and never do anything.
**[45:37] Megumin**
You really are a wimp.
**[45:39] Kazuma**
*Huh?*
**[45:41] Kazuma**
*Is this... Does Megumin...*
**[45:43] Kazuma**
*Is she open to the idea?!*
**[45:46] Kazuma**
*This really is my popular phase!*
**[45:49] Annoucnement**
* The Devil King Army is attacking!*
* The Devil King Army is attacking!*
**[45:51] Annoucnement**
*They've already breached the village!*
**[45:54] Kazuma**
Yeah, that's what I figured.
**[46:04] Kazuma**
How dare you interrupt just
when it was getting good?!
**[46:05] Kazuma**
What the hell, man?!
**[46:06] Kazuma**
You ever think about the trouble
you cause other people, dumbass?!
**[46:09] Kazuma**
You want an ass whooping?!
**[46:11] Sylvia**
I'm sorry!
**[46:13] Sylvia**
Wait, no!
**[46:14] Sylvia**
I didn't think I'd run into you out here.
**[46:19] Sylvia**
Oh, dear!
**[46:20] Sylvia**
Did I interrupt something?
**[46:23] Megumin**
No!
**[46:23] Kazuma**
Hell yeah, you did!
**[46:24] Aqua**
Do you know how late it is?
Could you quiet down?
**[46:27] Kazuma**
Aqua! One of the Devil King's
generals is out here!
**[46:29] Kazuma**
Get Megumin's parents!
**[46:31] Aqua**
Okay!
**[46:32] Kazuma**
You better not expect any
mercy just because you're hot!
**[46:35] Kazuma**
In the name of true gender equality,
**[46:36] Kazuma**
I will dropkick any rotten
woman who deserves it!
**[46:43] Sylvia**
Are you actually the famous Mitsurugi?
**[46:46] Sylvia**
You mean to tell me this little
thing is the Cursed Sword Gram?
**[46:49] Megumin**
It's Chunchunmaru.
**[46:52] Megumin**
I said that sword's name is Chunchunmaru.
**[46:54] Megumin**
Please don't compare it to some cursed
sword nobody's heard of, like Gram!
**[47:04] Sylvia**
You're not Mitsurugi, are you?
**[47:06] Kazuma**
My name is Satou Kazuma!
**[47:08] Kazuma**
I thought if you people knew my name,
you'd put a bounty on my head or something!
**[47:13] Sylvia**
I think I like you!
**[47:15] Aqua**
Kazuma!
**[47:16] Darkness**
You! The people of this house have left
to gather the other Crimson Demons!
**[47:20] Darkness**
Surrender now!
**[47:25] Sylvia**
Settle down, now.
**[47:27] Kazuma**
*Thank you very—*
**[47:29] Kazuma**
*Wait, no, that's wrong! This is a trap.*
**[47:30] Kazuma**
* I shouldn't be happy just because*
* sh'es exposing skin, busty,*
**[47:32] Kazuma**
*and a statuesque beauty in spite of
her huge frame* thank you very much*!*
**[47:36] Megumin**
I'll get you out of there, Kazuma!
**[47:37] Darkness**
You'll blow Kazuma away, too,
if you use Explosion magic!
**[47:40] Sylvia**
I'm taking him as a hostage.
**[47:43] Darkness**
Wait! If you need a hostage, take me!
**[47:46] Sylvia**
You're a naughty one, aren't you?
**[47:48] Kazuma**
*What has been up with me lately?*
**[47:51] Kazuma**
* It starts with Yunyun saying*
* she wants to have my baby,*
**[47:54] Kazuma**
*then the orcs, Megumin, and now Sylvia...*
**[47:56] Kazuma**
*Even if the orcs weren't really a positive.*
**[47:58] Kazuma**
* But this is the kind of luck where*
* I'd expect some kind of backlash.*
**[48:00] Kazuma**
*Have I actually entered a popular phase?*
**[48:02] Kazuma**
* Or has my high luck stat, my only*
* saving grace, kicked into overdrive?*
**[48:07] Sylvia**
Now, sweetie, stop breathing so heavily...
**[48:11] Sylvia**
You're heating me up.
**[48:13] Aqua**
Sacred Exorcism!
**[48:18] Sylvia**
A sneak attack...
**[48:20] Sylvia**
But I've got bad news.
**[48:21] Sylvia**
I'm not a pure demon,
so it's not going to kill me.
**[48:26] Sylvia**
I am called Sylvia!
**[48:28] Sylvia**
I am the chief of the Enhanced
Monster Development Bureau,
**[48:30] Sylvia**
she who has synthesized
and modified her own body!
**[48:34] Sylvia**
Yes, Sylvia, the Growth Chimera!
**[48:38] Sylvia**
And I'm taking this boy with me!
**[48:40] Sylvia**
Let's become one again.
**[48:43] Megumin**
Kazuma!
**[48:53] Megumin**
Did... Did he just let himself be taken?
**[48:56] Kazuma**
Of course not.
**[48:57] Kazuma**
* This is strange. It's such a perfect fit,*
* and I feel so safe.*
**[49:00] Kazuma**
* Like I've finally found the sanctuary*
* I've been searching for.*
**[49:04] Darkness**
Hold on, Kazuma! I'll get you out of there!
**[49:06] Kazuma**
I'd rather you didn't.
**[49:09] Kazuma**
I said I'd rather you didn't.
**[49:11] Kazuma**
You guys have been kind of taking
me for granted lately, haven't you?
**[49:15] Kazuma**
See, Sylvia-san here...
She actually appreciates me.
**[49:19] Kazuma**
It's enough to make me...
defect to the Devil King's army.
**[49:23] Kazuma**
So apologize!
**[49:24] Kazuma**
It's about time I got an apology,
since I always try so hard for you all!
**[49:27] Darkness**
E-Enough with the jokes, Kazuma...
**[49:30] Darkness**
There's a time and place for these things.
**[49:32] Darkness**
T-True enough, you have
accomplished some great feats.
**[49:36] Darkness**
When we get back to Axel, I'll talk to
my father about giving you a medal...
**[49:39] Kazuma**
I want sincerity!
**[49:40] Kazuma**
Stop trying to buy me off with stuff!
I want genuine contrition!
**[49:43] Kazuma**
Just look at what's happening here.
**[49:45] Kazuma**
Miss Sylvia of the Devil King's army is
giving me the billowy pillowy treatment!
**[49:49] Kazuma**
Darkness! What is your greatest strength?
Tell me! Go on, spit it out!
**[49:54] Darkness**
M-My defensive strength?
**[49:56] Kazuma**
Obviously not!
**[49:58] Kazuma**
Your only strength is your
needlessy seductive body
**[50:00] Kazuma**
that brings men to their knees!
**[50:02] Kazuma**
How can you be so oblivious?!
**[50:04] Darkness**
I-I don't seduce anybody!
**[50:06] Kazuma**
You clearly do!
**[50:08] Kazuma**
Your body is luscious,
and for no good reason!
**[50:09] Kazuma**
What you don't realize is that my high
luck stat is at its apex tonight!
**[50:13] Kazuma**
I've never been a bigger hit with the chicks!
**[50:15] Kazuma**
Now apologize!
**[50:17] Kazuma**
Give me a proper apology so I
don't waltz off with Sylvia-san,
**[50:20] Kazuma**
thanks to my awesome popular phase!
**[50:22] Sylvai**
You are just delightful.
**[50:24] Sylvai**
But don't be too harsh on the ladies, okay?
**[50:27] Sylvai**
I need to teach you how to
understand women a bit better.
**[50:32] Darkness**
As if a demonic beast could
understand how human women feel...
**[50:36] Sylvia**
Well, of course I can understand
how they feel. Men *and* women.
**[50:42] Kazuma**
*Just what I'd expect from a demonic beauty.*
**[50:44] Kazuma**
* She's got bewitching charisma that*
* lets her understand men and women!*
**[50:49] Sylvia**
After all, I'm partially a man myself.
**[50:56] Kazuma**
Say that again?
**[50:57] Sylvia**
Oh, you didn't hear me?
I'm a chimera, after all.
**[51:01] Sylvia**
Even these boobs you're so fond of
were something I added to my body.
**[51:05] Megumin**
K-Kazuma... s-stay calm...
**[51:09] Megumin**
I-It's fine! Don't panic! Don't panic.
**[51:13] Sylvia**
You really are a fine man, though.
**[51:16] Sylvia**
Just holding you like this has my breasts
and lower body feeling all tingly!
**[51:20] Kazuma**
Sylvia-san! Sylvia-san!
**[51:22] Kazuma**
Why do I feel something
pressing into my butt?
**[51:27] Sylvia**
Because something is!
**[51:29] Sylvia**
*Something is! Something is! Something is!*
**[51:34] Kazuma**
No!
***SIGN*** Quest Failed
***SIGN*** Orc (♀)
***SIGN*** Kazuma was psychologically scarred
***SIGN*** Kazuma was psychologically scarred
***SIGN*** Sylvia (♂)
**[51:42] Kazuma**
Cut it out! Get your dick
off of me! You wanna die?!
**[51:45] Sylvia**
Settle down!
**[51:46] Sylvia**
You don't have to worry.
I'm not going to try anything.
**[51:50] Sylvia**
I managed to shake the others off
my tail, so you're free to go.
**[51:56] Kazuma**
Where are we?
**[51:57] Sylvia**
This is the Crimson Demon Village's
underground storage facility.
**[52:00] Sylvia**
My objective is to find the ancient
magic weapon that's hidden here.
**[52:05] Kazuma**
A magic weapon?
**[52:08] Sylvia**
The Mage Killer.
**[52:12] Sylvia**
It can neutralize any magic...
**[52:14] Sylvia**
A perfect counter to the Crimson Demons.
**[52:18] Kazuma**
Something like that is down here?
**[52:19] Sylvia**
I've finally gotten this close.
**[52:23] Sylvia**
The barrier breaker isn't working?
**[52:25] Sylvia**
What exactly is this?
It's not sealed with magic?
**[52:29] Kazuma**
Are those... controller inputs?
**[52:31] Sylvia**
You can read that ancient text?!
**[52:33] Kazuma**
Nah, I think they just used a famous
cheat code as the password for the—
**[52:38] Sylvia**
You're even better than I'd hoped.
**[52:41] Kazuma**
I'm still an adventurer, y'know!
**[52:43] Kazuma**
Don't expect me to give in that easily!
**[52:46] Sylvia**
There's more to getting someone to talk
than threats and violence, you know.
**[52:51] Sylvia**
You'll find my technique
is on par with a succubus.
**[52:53] Sylvia**
I wonder how much ecstasy you'll be able to—
**[52:55] Kazuma**
Up, up, down, down, left, right,
left, right! There you go!
**[53:04] Sylvia**
Do the things you do not bother you?
**[53:08] Sylvia**
Not that it matters. Now the weapon is mine.
**[53:11] Kazuma**
*Crap.*
**[53:13] Kazuma**
*I got so anxious, I put the password in.*
**[53:16] Kazuma**
*Still...*
**[53:18] Sylvia**
It's so dark. I can't see a thing.
**[53:22] Kazuma**
* I think she might be taking me too lightly*
* just because I don't have a weapon.*
**[53:27] Sylvia**
Hey, do you have anything
I can use for light?
**[53:33] Sylvia**
Hey! What do you think you're—
**[53:34] Kazuma**
Up, up, down, down, left, right,
left, right, and away you go!
**[53:37] Sylvia**
Hey, you, stop that! Hold it right there!
**[53:39] Sylvia**
Wait, damn it!
**[53:41] Kazuma**
KONOSUBA...
**[53:43] Megumin**
Kazuma! Are you all right?
**[53:44] Darkness**
Where's Sylvia?
**[53:46] Kazuma**
I managed to trap Sylvia in here
with a bit of skillful deceit.
***SIGN*** Hey, damn it!
***SIGN*** Open this door right now!
You hear me?!
**[53:51] Kazuma**
If we leave her in there for a month
or so, she's bound to quiet down.
***SIGN*** (Heavy breathing)
***SIGN*** Ah! <3
**[53:55] Darkness**
A Devil King general...
killed by starvation?
***SIGN*** It hurts!
***SIGN*** Ow, ow, ow!
***SIGN*** Oh!
**[53:58] Bukkorori**
Well done, outsider!
***SIGN*** My breasts!
***SIGN*** I think my boobies
are stuck in the door!
**[53:59] Bukkorori**
You managed to capture Sylvia,
after she evaded us every time!
***SIGN*** Ah!
***SIGN*** I can't move!
***SIGN*** Come on, Satou Kazuma.
**[54:05] Aqua**
Isn't there some kind of scary
weapon sealed in this place?
***SIGN*** Won't you please open the door?
**[54:09] Bukkorori**
Even we couldn't figure out
how to use it. It'll be fine.
***SIGN*** Hahh! Hahh!
***SIGN*** Aw, come on!
***SIGN*** Say something, damn it!
**[54:12] Soketto**
If Sylvia is able to activate the weapon,
***SIGN*** At least respond, you piece of crap!
**[54:15] Soketto**
I'll run a lap around the village
while doing a handstand!
***SIGN*** Because if you're not gonna poke at me,
**[54:17] Kazuma**
Whoa, don't set flags!
***SIGN*** I'm gonna poke you hard, damn it!
**[54:19] Aqua**
Come on, what are you worried about, Kazuma?
***SIGN*** You hear me?!
**[54:22] Aqua**
You defeated one of
the Devil King's generals!
***SIGN*** I am going
***SIGN*** to poke you!
**[54:24] Aqua**
You basically did it by yourself this time,
**[54:27] Aqua**
but since we're a party,
we split the reward, right?
**[54:30] Aqua**
What should I buy when we get back to Axel?
**[54:34] Kazuma**
Why do you do this every damn time?!
We need to get out of here, fast!
**[54:51] Sylvia**
Did you think I was just going
to take the weapon with me?
**[54:55] Sylvia**
This is my power.
**[54:57] Sylvia**
I can assimilate anything into
my body, weapons or otherwise!
**[55:02] Sylvia**
My name is Sylvia!
**[55:04] Sylvia**
Sylvia the Growth Chimera,
who has obtained ultimate power!
**[55:13] Megumin**
K-K-Kazuma, this is bad!
**[55:15] Megumin**
That's the Mage Killer!
**[55:16] Megumin**
Let's run! We need to get out of here, fast!
**[55:19] Soketto**
Abandon the village! It's doomed!
**[55:25] Sylvia**
We've had our ups and downs,
but I have this power because of you.
**[55:30] Sylvia**
So I'll spare you.
**[55:34] Sylvia**
You can stand there and watch as
I wipe this village off the map!
**[55:56] Crimson Demon M**
Hey, look!
**[55:57] Crimson Demon R**
Isn't that the legendary Mage Killer?!
**[56:00] Sylvia**
Time for some well-deserved payback!
**[56:11] S. Goblin 1**
It's Sylvia-sama!
**[56:13] S. Goblin 2**
Sylvia-sama managed to get
a hold of the Mage Killer!
**[56:16] Goblins**
Sylvia! Sylvia!
**[56:24] Chief**
I never thought the seal would be broken...
**[56:27] Kazuma**
Village Chief!
**[56:29] Chief**
Oh, our visitors.
**[56:30] Chief**
It's a shame this happened
while you were here.
**[56:32] Kazuma**
I-It's okay...
**[56:34] Chief**
* I'm so sorry. It was me*
* who let that thing out!*
**[56:38] Arue**
The village... is burning.
**[56:42] Kazuma**
I-Is there seriously nothing we can do?
**[56:45] Arue**
The Mage Killer does have...
**[56:47] Arue**
a secret countermeasure.
**[56:51] Chief**
There are ruins with an inscription that
no one has been able to decipher...
**[56:55] Kazuma**
There are?!
**[56:56] Kazuma**
O-Okay, let's head there right now!
**[57:03] Megumin**
What did she hit?!
**[57:04] Kazuma**
That was near your house!
**[57:06] Megumin**
Komekko's there!
**[57:07] Darkness**
Megumin, take Kazuma and
the others to those ruins!
**[57:11] Darkness**
Don't worry. I'll protect your family.
**[57:15] Darkness**
That's a knight's duty, right?
**[57:19] Megumin**
Please, save Komekko.
**[57:20] Kazuma**
Okay, this is do-or-die. Let's go!
**[57:23] Chief**
"Do-or-die," eh?
**[57:25] Chief**
For outsiders, you definitely
understand our culture!
**[57:29] Arue**
Not bad. If anything,
things like this are our style!
**[57:32] Pucchin**
All right, why don't we show her what
we can do to defend the village?
**[57:38] CDs**
Yeah!
**[57:40] Kazuma**
* I think this disaster might be the kind*
* of thing they look forward to...*
**[57:44] Aqua**
Hey, sorry to interrupt during the big
speeches, but I don't like any of this.
**[57:48] Aqua**
My job is providing support
from a safe position.
**[57:53] Kazuma**
Stop whining and move!
**[57:54] Kazunma**
You're in this party, too!
**[57:56] Aqua**
No!
**[57:57] Multi**
KONOSUBA!
**[58:00] Wiz**
Here we are, Vanir-san.
**[58:03] Wiz**
I'm sure the craftsman I know can help you!
**[58:06] Vanir**
That confidence only makes me anxious,
considering it's coming from you.
**[58:11] Wiz**
It'll be fine!
**[58:12] Wiz**
He's very skill—
**[58:20] Kazuma**
This is screwed up.
**[58:21] Megumin**
Kazuma, this way!
**[58:25] Kazuma**
Hey...
**[58:26] Kazuma**
This is Japanese!
**[58:28] Megumin**
Japa... what?
**[58:31] Kazuma**
Uh, don't worry about it.
**[58:33] Aqua**
"I now leave this record
of what has transpired.
**[58:37] Aqua**
One day, the king trampled
into my paradise
**[58:41] Aqua**
demanding a weapon that
could defeat the Devil King."
**[58:44] (Flashback) Prof**
But nothing can be gained from war...
**[58:49] Prof**
* I tried to brush it off with that,*
* but a lady researcher slapped me.*
**[58:53] Prof**
* I kinda think I already contributed*
* enough to this country*
**[58:57] Prof**
* using the cheat ability I got*
* when I came to this world!*
**[59:00] Prof**
*I'm all out of ideas!*
**[59:05] Prof**
* I managed to come up with a weapon*
* to deal with the Devil King.*
**[59:07] Prof**
* I say that, but they're just*
* humans that I modified...*
**[59:11] (Flashback) Crimson Demons**
Master, please give us our new names.
**[59:14] Prof**
*Master who?*
**[59:15] Prof**
*Boy, they're really acting the part.*
**[59:17] Prof**
* Between asking for red eyes and wanting*
* identifying numbers on each of their bodies...*
**[59:22] Prof**
*Is everyone in this country a nutcase?*
**[59:25] Prof**
* I randomly came up with*
* the name "Crimson Demons,"*
**[59:27] Prof**
*and they absolutely loved it for some reason!*
**[59:30] Megumin**
Kazuma, what are you doing?!
**[59:32] Megumin**
Take your hands off my ears!
**[59:34] Prof**
* The Crimson Demons found out about the*
* Mage Killer that I made a prototype of,*
**[59:39] Prof**
*and they called it "our natural enemy!"*
**[59:42] (Flashback) Crimson Demon**
Fight sorcerer technology
with sorcerer technology.
**[59:44] (Flashback) Crimson Demon**
We desire a deterrent to
prevent it from running amok.
**[59:48] Prof**
* I honestly don't hate their whole*
* "pretentious but nerdy" aesthetic.*
**[59:58] Prof**
* For something I threw together, this*
* deterrent turned out pretty awesome!*
**[1:00:01] Prof**
* It's only about as big*
* as a clothes-drying pole,*
**[1:00:04] Prof**
* but it's got enough firepower*
* to wreck the planet!*
**[1:00:07] Prof**
* I can't think of a better name,*
* so I'll just call it the Railgun (TBD), for now.*
**[1:00:12] Prof**
*Baby!*
**[1:00:13] Kazuma**
What the hell do you mean, Railgun (TBD)?!
**[1:00:16] Aqua**
I feel like... I should apologize.
**[1:00:18] Kazuma**
Quit sending dumbasses into this world!
**[1:00:21] Kazuma**
Between the Destroyer and the Mage Killer,
**[1:00:22] Kazuma**
do you realize how many times
this guy has screwed up?!
**[1:00:25] Megumin**
What did it say?!
**[1:00:26] Kazuma**
Well, do you?!
**[1:00:28] Kazuma**
They took a dangerous weapon
and used it for laundry!
**[1:00:30] Kazuma**
Is there something wrong
with the Crimson Demons?!
**[1:00:36] Sylvia**
Burn! Burn!
**[1:00:39] Sylvia**
Let this village of lunatics
be reduced to ash!
**[1:00:45] S. Goblin 1**
Sylvia-sama! You look incredible!
**[1:00:47] Fat Goblin 2**
So cool!
**[1:00:48] S. Goblin 2**
Stylish!
**[1:00:50] Sylvia**
You boys...
**[1:00:52] Sylvia**
I'm sorry you had it so rough until now.
**[1:00:55] Sylvia**
I only made it this far because of you all.
**[1:00:58] Sylvia**
Thank you! You're the best
army I could've asked for!
**[1:01:02] S. Goblin 1**
We'll follow you wherever
you lead us, Sylvia-sama!
**[1:01:02] Army**
Sylvia! Sylvia!
**[1:01:06] Chief**
This ends now!
**[1:01:11] Chief**
I am called Hiropon!
**[1:01:13] Chief**
The chief of this village,
and he who leads the Crimson Demons!
**[1:01:16] Pucchin**
I am called Pucchin! The foremost
educator among the Crimson Demons,
**[1:01:19] Pucchin**
and he who will one day be headmaster!
**[1:01:21] Shikobei**
I am called Shikobei! The foremost
fisherman among the Crimson Demons,
**[1:01:25] Shikobei**
and he who will one day catch a kraken!
**[1:01:27] Chakamiya**
I am called Chakamiya!
Owner of the foremost bakery
**[1:01:30] Chakamiya**
among the Crimson Demons,
and master of yeast!
**[1:01:32] CD G**
I am called—
**[1:01:33] CD H**
I am called—
**[1:01:34] CD I**
I am called—
**[1:01:35] Crimson Demons**
Burning Flash!
**[1:01:39] Goblins**
Sylvia-sama!
**[1:02:05] Pucchin**
It seems...
**[1:02:07] Chief**
...this won't be that easy.
**[1:02:08] Dodonko**
Hey! You didn't even get rid of the goblins!
**[1:02:12] Sylvia**
This magic weapon is magnificent.
**[1:02:14] Sylvia**
The Crimson Demons will be destroyed
by the very power they've safeguarded!
**[1:02:22] Sylvia**
Now, despair...
**[1:02:24] Sylvia**
Ancient Dispel!
**[1:02:35] Funifura**
That scared me!
**[1:02:37] Dodonko**
What the heck did she do?
**[1:02:38] Crimson Demon D**
Don't stop now! Keep lighting her up!
**[1:02:41] Funifura**
Diabolic flames, run wild! Inferno!
**[1:02:47] Crimson Demon O**
Our magic...
**[1:02:48] Crimson Demon E**
It's not casting!
**[1:02:49] Pucchin**
W-We can't teleport, either!
**[1:02:52] Chief**
This is bad! Run for it!
**[1:02:54] Chakamiya**
We can't take on the Mage Killer after all!
**[1:02:57] S. Goblin 1**
If the Crimson Demons are just a
bunch of oafs without their magic...
**[1:03:00] S. Goblin 2**
We've got them now!
**[1:03:07] S. Goblin**
Get your scrawny butts back here!
**[1:03:10] Dodonko**
Hurry!
**[1:03:10] Funifura**
Hey, slow down!
**[1:03:15] Dodonko**
Funifura!
**[1:03:21] Sylvia**
Whatever's the matter, ladies?
**[1:03:25] Sylvia**
How unlucky for you. If you were
cute boys, I might've spared you...
**[1:03:29] Sylvia**
But your people have made a
mockery of us for too long.
**[1:03:34] Arue**
Oh, no!
**[1:03:35] Yunyun**
Light of Saber!
**[1:03:53] Yunyun**
You've done enough,
Devil King Army General Sylvia!
**[1:04:00] Crimson Demon G**
That's the chief's daughter!
**[1:04:01] Funifura**
Yunyun?!
**[1:04:02] Dodonko**
Idiot! What are you doing?!
**[1:04:04] Yunyun**
I'm can't abandon my friends.
**[1:04:07] Both**
Yunyun...
**[1:04:13] Yunyun**
I am called Yunyun!
**[1:04:14] Yunyun**
Arch wizard, and wielder of advanced magic!
**[1:04:18] Yunyun**
The foremost mage among the Crimson Demons,
**[1:04:21] Yunyun**
and future leader of this village!
**[1:04:29] Chief**
My daughter!
**[1:04:30] Chief**
She used to act so embarrassed
about giving her introduction...
**[1:04:33] Pucchin**
That's my student!
I'm the one who taught her!
**[1:04:37] CD N**
Yunyun!
**[1:04:38] CD X**
You can do it!
**[1:04:39] CDs**
Yunyun! Yunyun!
**[1:04:41] CDs**
Yunyun!
**[1:04:42] Yunyun**
I challenge you to a duel, Sylvia!
**[1:04:43] Yunyun**
If you want to destroy the village,
you'll have to beat me first!
**[1:04:47] Sylvia**
How adorable.
**[1:04:49] Sylvia**
But I actually hate cute
young things like you!
**[1:04:58] Yunyun**
My crimson eyes will overlook no evil!
**[1:05:02] Both**
Yunyun!
**[1:05:03] Yunyun**
That is my crimson fate!
**[1:05:09] Kazuma**
The scope is set!
**[1:05:11] Komekko**
Yay! Yay!
**[1:05:11] Aqua**
Sacred Exorcism! Sacred Exorcism!
Sacred Exorcism!
**[1:05:11] Kazuma**
We made it in time!
**[1:05:13] Kazuma**
Time to put an end to this!
**[1:05:15] Chekera**
Huh, and I thought it was just
a pole for hanging clothes.
**[1:05:19] Hyoi**
So that's my son-in-law...
**[1:05:21] Kazuma**
Sylvia... It's been fun,
**[1:05:25] Kazuma**
but this is goodbye!
**[1:05:27] Kazuma**
Snipe.
**[1:05:31] Kazuma**
What the hell?! It's broken!
**[1:05:34] Darkness**
Here, let me see.
**[1:05:35] Darkness**
With things like this, if you just smack it...
**[1:05:37] Kazuma**
Stop it!
**[1:05:38] Aqua**
Hey, I charged that thing with
plenty of magic power! What gives?
**[1:05:40] Darkness**
I need to hit it!
**[1:05:42] Kazuma**
Shut up! We need to help Yunyun
before she's really in trouble!
**[1:05:42] Darkness**
We need to hit it!
**[1:05:47] Megumin**
And now, the star arrives!
**[1:05:48] Yunyun**
F-Forgive me! Just forget I said anything!
**[1:05:51] Sylvia**
Not happening!
**[1:05:54] Megumin**
I am called Megumin!
**[1:05:56] Megumin**
I am supreme and almighty in my dominion!
**[1:05:58] Megumin**
She who calls down the power
of the very heavens themselves!
**[1:06:02] Yuiyui**
Stop using that joke magic!
You're old enough to know better!
**[1:06:05] Yunyun**
Sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[1:06:10] Megumin**
It comes! It comes! The hordes of flame...
**[1:06:13] Megumin**
Now display your force, by my command!
**[1:06:18] Megumin**
Explosion!
**[1:06:34] Aqua**
Well, as a goddess,
**[1:06:36] Aqua**
I have an obligation to protect
Komekko's young life,
**[1:06:39] Aqua**
so I'm going to run off.
**[1:06:40] Komekko**
Hey, it's glowing now.
**[1:06:45] Kazuma**
It wasn't broken after all!
**[1:06:47] Kazuma**
It just didn't have enough magic power!
**[1:06:50] Sylvia**
Seems like you've got some
kind of scheme in mind.
**[1:06:52] Kazuma**
Sylvia!
**[1:06:54] Kazuma**
Remember my name!
**[1:06:56] Kazuma**
And when you're on the other side,
tell your buddies I said hi!
**[1:07:00] Kazuma**
I am Sa—
**[1:07:01] Komekko**
Boom!
**[1:07:11] Sylvia**
Wha...
**[1:07:12] Sylvia**
A-Am I... done?
**[1:07:22] Komekko**
I am called Komekko!
**[1:07:24] Komekko**
The foremost lovable little sister
among the Crimson Demons!
**[1:07:27] Komekko**
And she who is stronger
than a Devil King general!
**[1:07:34] Everyone**
KONOSUBA.
**[1:07:42] Sylvia**
What happened to me?
**[1:07:48] Verdia**
Hey! Hey!
**[1:07:52] Verdia**
Hey!
**[1:07:54] Verdia**
Come on! Come join us!
**[1:07:57] Hans**
I'm all clean now.
**[1:08:00] Sylvia**
Verdia and Hans?!
**[1:08:02] Sylvia**
No! Is this place—
**[1:08:07] Verdia**
Come on. Come with us, and we can
all hang out like we used to.
**[1:08:11] Hans**
Soap, detergent, soap,
detergent, soap, detergent...
**[1:08:16] Sylvia**
No! I don't want this!
**[1:08:18] Sylvia**
I don't wanna go to the other side!
**[1:08:23] Verdia**
Come... with us...
**[1:08:37] Aqua**
That was a brutal battle.
**[1:08:39] Aqua**
I swear to never hurt another person again.
**[1:08:43] Kazuma**
Seriously, stop saying stuff that sets flags!
**[1:08:49] Sylvia**
Life...
**[1:08:55] Verdia**
Join us... Come with us!
**[1:09:00] Hans**
I'm all clean now...
**[1:09:04] Sylvia**
Life!
**[1:09:07] Megumin**
What is that?!
**[1:09:08] Aqua**
Isn't that the slime we fought before?!
**[1:09:10] Darkness**
And over there...
**[1:09:13] Darkness**
The Dullahan!
**[1:09:19] Sylvia**
I won't let it end like this!
**[1:09:22] Sylvia**
My life has only just begun!
I'm going to continue living!
**[1:09:30] Kazuma**
Crap, crap, crap, crap!
**[1:09:32] Aqua**
Slow down! Kazuma-san, wait for me!
**[1:09:34] Megumin**
Faster! You need to run faster!
**[1:09:37] Yunyun**
Megumin, stop squirming!
**[1:10:02] Crimson Demons**
She revived?!
**[1:10:04] Kazuma**
What the hell is that?!
**[1:10:07] Sylvia**
My soul nearly passed on...
**[1:10:11] Sylvia**
I'm going to crush all of you!
**[1:10:23] Wiz**
Cursed Crystal Prison!
**[1:10:36] Wiz**
K-Kazuma-san, what in the world is going on?
**[1:10:40] Kazuma**
Wiz?! What are you doing here?
**[1:10:42] Vanir**
My boy, who is so gifted in
living a cowardly life...
**[1:10:46] Vanir**
In order to produce your
designs as merchandise,
**[1:10:48] Vanir**
we came to visit a craftsman in
this village, but it seems...
**[1:10:53] Vanir**
You've unleashed a magical weapon
out of fear for your own life?
**[1:10:56] Kazuma**
Wha?!
**[1:10:57] Vanir**
You can't hide the truth from
a demon that reads minds.
**[1:11:00] Vanir**
That said, if the village is destroyed,
our arrangement can't be completed...
**[1:11:04] Vanir**
My, my, what a mess.
**[1:11:08] Aqua**
Hey! I thought you were going to use
your stolen ideas to make us all rich?!
**[1:11:21] Sylvia**
Wiz?! And Vanir?!
**[1:11:24] Wiz**
Hello again, Sylvia-san.
**[1:11:26] Wiz**
Can I convince you to take
a diplomatic approach here?
**[1:11:28] Sylvia**
Hell no!
**[1:11:31] Vanir**
The Devil King's forces learning of my
survival would be more trouble than I'd like...
**[1:11:36] Trio**
You damned traitors!
**[1:11:44] Aqua**
I don't understand what just happened,
other than you screwed up again, Kazuma!
**[1:11:47] Aqua**
Well, I'm not going back
to sleeping in stables!
**[1:11:50] Aqua**
After the taste of luxury I've had,
I can't go back to living where I work!
**[1:12:09] Wiz**
Sylvia-san! I can't believe you'd turn
yourself into... that! Seriously!
**[1:12:13] Sylvia**
I'm so sure, Wiz!
Someone like you could never understand
**[1:12:16] Sylvia**
what it's like for those
of us on the front lines!
**[1:12:19] Sylvia**
The way you ditz through life,
nothing ever goes wrong!
**[1:12:22] Sylvia**
It pisses me off!
**[1:12:25] Megumin**
Kazuma, don't you have some kind of plan?!
**[1:12:28] Megumin**
Also, I demand you return my Explosion.
**[1:12:31] Kazuma**
Is now really the time?!
**[1:12:33] Kazuma**
She's fighting Wiz and Vanir
and still has the edge!
**[1:12:37] Kazuma**
Damn it!
**[1:12:46] Wiz**
My magic...
**[1:12:48] Vanir**
It seems physical damage
isn't doing much, either.
**[1:12:51] Kazuma**
How is she so strong?! It's totally unfair!
**[1:12:54] Kazuma**
Damn it! Maybe there's a weakness? Like what?!
**[1:12:58] Kazuma**
Like... like... like...
**[1:13:00] Kazuma**
Like? Like...
**[1:13:03] Kazuma**
Like? Like... My popular phase?
**[1:13:10] Aqua**
Kazuma?
**[1:13:19] Kazuma**
Damn it, fine!
**[1:13:38] Sylvia**
Traitors deserve death.
**[1:13:59] Kazuma**
You okay, Wiz?!
**[1:14:01] Wiz**
Kazuma-san!
**[1:14:03] Kazuma**
The real battle starts now!
**[1:14:12] Verdia**
The pervert knight with the terrible attacks!
**[1:14:15] Verdia**
What's become of her?
**[1:14:17] Verdia**
You! Vanir, the Mind-Reading Demon!
**[1:14:21] Vanir**
We meet again, Verdia the Hero Slayer.
**[1:14:24] Guy E**
What's going on?
What are they planning to do?
**[1:14:27] Crimson Demon**
Hey, look!
**[1:14:32] Funifura**
Megumin?!
**[1:14:33] Dodonko**
Yunyun?!
**[1:14:34] Funifura**
Those two can't even use Teleport!
**[1:14:36] Soketto**
Could it be...
**[1:14:38] Arue**
They intend to die.
**[1:14:42] Chief**
What?!
**[1:14:46] Hyoi**
My daughter... You can't die, Megumin!
**[1:14:50] CDs**
Megumin! Yunyun!
**[1:14:53] Wiz**
Everyone!
**[1:14:54] Wiz**
I need your help!
**[1:14:57] Aqua**
Blessing. Blessing. Blessing.
**[1:15:00] Aqua**
Blessing. Blessing. Blessing.
**[1:15:04] Aqua**
I've known you for a while now, Kazuma-san,
**[1:15:06] Aqua**
and you never run out of crazy ideas.
**[1:15:08] Kazuma**
It'll be fine.
**[1:15:11] Kazuma**
I've got a goddess on my side, right?
**[1:15:15] Kazuma**
Give me all you've got, partner!
**[1:15:21] Aqua**
Leave it to me!
**[1:15:35] CD F**
Is this...
**[1:15:37] Pucchin**
She's a dark one...
**[1:15:39] Pucchin**
But... twists like this are kind of my thing.
**[1:15:44] Soketto**
Right! You understand our culture
pretty well, for an outsider!
**[1:15:48] Wiz**
Thank you!
**[1:15:50] Wiz**
Now, everyone, while Kazuma
and the others are buying time,
**[1:15:54] Wiz**
give me your magic power!
**[1:16:04] Sylvia**
I'm sick of wasting my time with this village
**[1:16:06] Sylvia**
full of maniacs with nothing to show for it!
**[1:16:10] Sylvia**
I've fought this entire time with my pride
as a general in the Devil King's army!
**[1:16:14] Sylvia**
And my men, who admire me,
have fought loyally in my name!
**[1:16:18] Sylvia**
But...
**[1:16:25] Sylvia**
When I was on the verge of death,
I realized something!
**[1:16:29] Sylvia**
That I was wrong!
**[1:16:32] Sylvia**
Satisfaction and happiness
aren't the same thing!
**[1:16:35] Sylvia**
No matter how hard I try, the only
people who notice are goblins!
**[1:16:39] Goblin**
Sylvia-sama! I love you!
**[1:16:44] Sylvia**
I have relationships, but no love!
**[1:16:47] Sylvia**
I've never wanted romance
as badly as I do now!
**[1:16:50] Sylvia**
My life won't shine until
I finally have love in it!
**[1:16:54] Kazuma**
You idiot!
**[1:17:04] Kazuma**
That's not true.
**[1:17:08] Kazuma**
Sylvia, from the moment I met you...
**[1:17:15] Kazuma**
You were already shining!
**[1:17:24] Sylvia**
N-No one's ever scolded
me like that before...
**[1:17:29] Kazuma**
Sylvia.
**[1:17:37] Sylvia**
I can't believe you...
**[1:17:46] Sylvia**
I love you.
**[1:17:48] Kazuma**
I love you.
**[1:17:50] Sylvia**
I love you...
**[1:17:52] Kazuma**
...so much!
**[1:18:03] Sylvia**
I love you!
**[1:18:07] Kazuma**
*The rest is up to you guys!*
**[1:18:14] Wiz**
S-So much magic power!
**[1:18:17] Wiz**
Megumin-san, Yunyun-san,
**[1:18:19] Wiz**
it's all yours!
**[1:18:29] Yunyun**
The magic power...
**[1:18:30] Yunyun**
of everyone in the village!
**[1:18:35] Megumin**
* This is crazy! I've never heard*
* of a gamble with worse odds!*
**[1:18:39] (Flashback) Megumin**
Kazuma becoming Sylvia's weakness...
because she'll like him?
**[1:18:42] (Flashback) Megumin**
If only I knew advanced magic...
**[1:18:46] (Flashback) Yunyun**
Megumin.
**[1:18:48] (Flashback) Yunyun**
Kazuma-san has faith in your Explosion magic.
**[1:18:52] (Flashback) Yunyun**
He wouldn't come up with a
plan like this if he didn't.
**[1:18:58] (Flashback) Yunyun**
Megumin, have you lost
faith in Explosion magic?
**[1:19:06] Megumin**
Power... surging!
**[1:19:16] Yunyun**
I am called Yunyun!
**[1:19:17] Yunyun**
The foremost and greatest mage
among the Crimson Demons!
**[1:19:22] Megumin**
I am called Megumin!
**[1:19:23] Megumin**
The foremost and greatest mage
among the Crimson Demons!
**[1:19:28] Megumin**
Because Yunyun allowed me to pursue
Explosion magic on that day,
**[1:19:32] Megumin**
I became who I am now!
**[1:19:34] Yunyun**
And because I had Megumin as my
rival, I became who I am now!
**[1:19:41] Yunyun**
Light of Saber!
**[1:19:46] Megumin**
Let the storm blow! Let the flames roar!
**[1:19:53] Megumin**
Explosion magic is the stuff of dreams!
**[1:19:56] Megumin**
It is the ultimate magic that
turns the impossible possible!
**[1:20:00] Megumin**
Explosion!
**[1:20:08] Sylvia**
Love!
**[1:20:14] Darkness**
A barrier?!
**[1:20:15] Sylvia**
Dreams!
**[1:20:19] Sylvia**
Hope!
**[1:20:26] Funifura**
Don't give up, Megumin!
**[1:20:27] Dodonko**
You can do it, Yunyun!
**[1:20:29] Pucchin**
My students!
**[1:20:37] Sylvia**
That magic can't take my life!
**[1:20:40] Sylvia**
I'm moving forward! Into the future!
**[1:20:44] Kazuma**
Sylvia.
**[1:20:47] Kazuma**
Let's go...
**[1:20:50] Kazuma**
Together!
**[1:20:53] Sylvia**
I love you...
**[1:20:55] Kazuma**
I love you!
**[1:21:03] Aqua**
Kazuma was able to bring down
the barrier in her heart!
**[1:21:16] Sylvia**
Satou Kazuma... y-you... toyed with me,
**[1:21:24] Sylvia**
but I still love you!
**[1:21:27] Kazuma**
This... is... my popular phase!
**[1:21:48] Kazuma**
*And so, my popular phase came to an end.*
**[1:21:53] Kazuma**
* If Aqua hadn't used Blessing to*
* buff my luck dozens of times over,*
**[1:21:57] Kazuma**
* I would've probably been blasted*
* beyond even smithereens.*
**[1:22:02] Kazuma**
*Even with my higher than average luck stat,*
**[1:22:05] Kazuma**
*this was an incredibly risky move.*
**[1:22:11] Luna**
Welcome back, Kazuma-san.
**[1:22:14] Ruffian**
I see. Sounds like you've been through hell.
**[1:22:17] Ruffian**
But ain't that what adventuring's all about?
**[1:22:20] Ruffian**
A toast to your adventure!
**[1:22:22] Adventurers**
Let's all cheer for Kazuma!
**[1:22:25] Adventurers**
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
**[1:22:30] Ruffian**
Warriors deserve cheers every now and then.
**[1:22:33] Kazuma**
* There's no telling when my next*
* popular phase will kick in.*
**[1:22:40] Aqua**
There we go!
**[1:22:43] Darkness**
It's perfect weather for a picnic today.
**[1:22:46] Kazuma**
Man, yet another brutal adventure...
**[1:22:50] Megumin**
I'm sorry.
**[1:22:55] Megumin**
If I knew advanced magic,
you wouldn't have died...
**[1:23:00] Kazuma**
You've got that right.
**[1:23:02] Kazuma**
The whole process is pretty unpleasant,
until you're fully revived.
**[1:23:06] Kazuma**
Plus, the moment you die... hurts super bad.
**[1:23:14] Kazuma**
What's wrong?
**[1:23:18] Megumin**
Can I ask you to do something terrible?
**[1:23:22] Megumin**
I want to be a mage who doesn't
get in the way from now on.
**[1:23:30] Kazuma**
You want me to press the button
so you can learn advanced magic?
**[1:23:35] Kazuma**
What happened to your talk about dreams?
**[1:23:38] Megumin**
It's time to wake up. I'll be sealing
my Explosion magic away.
**[1:23:42] Megumin**
The foremost mage among the Crimson Demons,
**[1:23:45] Megumin**
and the wielder of advanced magic!
**[1:23:48] Megumin**
From now on, that'll be my calling card.
**[1:23:50] Megumin**
Since I have higher magic potential
than Yunyun, with advanced magic,
**[1:23:56] Megumin**
I know I'll be number one
among the Crimson Demons!
**[1:23:59] Megumin**
I'm not going to let her take that title.
**[1:24:11] Kazuma**
This is so dumb.
**[1:24:18] Kazuma**
Here.
**[1:24:19] Megumin**
Thanks...
**[1:24:23] Megumin**
Well, let's get going.
**[1:24:27] Kazuma**
Hey, Megumin. Light one up for me.
**[1:24:31] Kazuma**
You haven't done your daily
Explosion today, right?
**[1:24:36] Megumin**
I can't believe you...
**[1:24:38] Megumin**
To ask me to use it as soon
as I decided to stop...
**[1:24:41] Megumin**
What are you thinking?
**[1:24:50] Megumin**
Very well!
**[1:24:51] Megumin**
This will be my final Explosion magic.
**[1:24:54] Megumin**
I'll make it one to remember!
**[1:25:10] Megumin**
*Goodbye...*
**[1:25:12] Megumin**
Explosion!
**[1:25:37] Megumin**
What the...
**[1:25:50] Megumin**
I am called Megumin!
**[1:25:52] Megumin**
Arch wizard and wielder of Explosion magic!
**[1:25:56] Megumin**
Axel's foremost mage,
**[1:25:59] Megumin**
and she who will one day
master Explosion magic!
**[1:26:04] Kazuma**
*Do I need a talented mage?*
**[1:26:07] Kazuma**
* I've got one who can toy with and defeat the*
* Devil King's generals with a single Explosion.*
**[1:26:12] Kazuma**
* If you know one who can do better*
* than that, I'd like to meet them.*
**[1:26:15] Kazuma**
Up you go.
**[1:26:17] Darkness**
Kazuma! Megumin! The tea's ready!
**[1:26:20] Aqua**
I'm gonna eat your lunches!
**[1:26:23] Kazuma**
Isn't it just leftovers they gave us?
**[1:26:26] Aqua**
Well, I packed them for the picnic,
so now they're lunch!
**[1:26:28] Kazuma**
Yeah, yeah...
**[1:26:41] Kazuma**
That one gets 120 points!