E1 - The Crimson-Eyed Wizards

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[00:40] Wolbach
    Are you okay? Were you hurt?
[00:43] Megumin
    How can I become like you?
[00:47] Wolbach
    What's your name, young lady?
[00:52] Megumin
    It's Megumin!
[00:54] Narrator
    The girl was lit by the red
    light of the explosion's flames.
[00:59] Narrator
    The heat and light it gave off
    burnt an impression into her soul.
[01:04] Narrator
    This is the story of the girl known to
    some as a mage of exceptional quality,
SIGN    KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World!
[01:09] Narrator
    but more commonly known as a
    deranged user of explosion magic.
[01:14] Narrator
    It's the tale of her departure
    from her hometown,
[01:16] Narrator
    and her journey to meet her true companions.
SIGN    Episode 1: The Crimson-Eyed Wizards
[01:35] Wolbach
    Megumin? Is that a nickname?
[01:38] Megumin
    It's my real name.
[01:40] Wolbach
    Oh... okay.
[01:42] Wolbach
    Who freed me from that seal, I wonder?
[01:48] Wolbach
    Wait, is that—
[01:50] Megumin
    Your magic blew away a few pieces
    of this puzzle I had finally finished.
[01:55] Megumin
    Would you help me find them?
[01:57] Wolbach
    Your... puzzle?
[01:59] Wolbach
    Tell me, young lady,
[02:00] Wolbach
    didn't the grown-ups from your village
    warn you about coming near here?
[02:04] Megumin
    My mom always says any
    place that's off-limits
[02:08] Megumin
    is usually being used to hide treasure.
[02:11] Megumin
    So I come here every day.
[02:12] Wolbach
    Do you, now?
[02:15] Wolbach
    It seems I owe you my thanks, young lady.
[02:20] Wolbach
    Tell me, do you have a wish?
[02:23] Megumin
    A wish?
[02:25] Wolbach
    Don't be shy. Anything you want.
[02:26] Wolbach
    I might not seem like much, but I'm
    a great mage of incredible power.
[02:31] Megumin
    World domination!
[02:34] Wolbach
    S-Sorry, that's a bit much.
[02:37] Wolbach
    What have I gotten myself into?
    Is this girl a bigger deal than I thought?
[02:40] Wolbach
    Um, is there anything else you want?
[02:43] Megumin
    In that case, please give me massive boobs.
[02:46] Wolbach
    That's also a no-go, I think.
[02:48] Wolbach
    Besides, how old are you now?
[02:51] Wolbach
    You don't look old enough to
    worry about that sort of thing.
[02:54] Megumin
    Then... I wanna be the Devil King!
[02:57] Wolbach
    I-I am so sorry! Let me rephrase what I said!
[03:00] Wolbach
    Compared to a big shot like you, I'm a
    mage with only semi-moderate power!
[03:05] Wolbach
    I think I could only grant
    a moderate wish of yours!
[03:09] Megumin
    Well, I'm missing three pieces of this thing,
    so could you just help me find those?
[03:14] Wolbach
    Okay, hang on.
[03:15] Wolbach
    I can manage something
    slightly bigger than that!
[03:21] Wolbach
    Besides, there has to be something else,
    a bigger dream of yours.
[03:26] Megumin
    A big dream?
[03:28] Wolbach
    Yeah.
[03:31] Megumin
    I want you to teach me
    the magic you just used!
[03:34] Wolbach
    That's...
[03:36] Megumin
    You have to! Please!
[03:39] Wolbach
    I... can't really recommend
    learning that magic.
[03:45] Megumin
    Fine, then. Just help me catch some crawfish.
[03:48] Wolbach
    You've got it wrong!
[03:48] Wolbach
    Please don't give me that pitying
    look for pitiful people!
[03:51] Wolbach
    I'm just trying to say, that spell
    has a lot of negatives to it!
[03:54] Megumin
    What kind of magic is it?
[03:56] Wolbach
    Well...
[03:58] Wolbach
    It's called explosion magic, and it's
    the most powerful kind there is.
[04:03] Megumin
    The most powerful?!
[04:17] Megumin
    Most powerful!
[04:18] Komekko
    You rock, Sis!
[04:20] Megumin
    Look at all these! I think we
    should have grilled crawfish.
[04:23] Megumin
    Let's pick some edible
    plants while we're at it.
[04:25] Komekko
    Yeah!
[04:27] Megumin/Komekko
    Crawfish for dinner tomorrow!
[04:29] Yunyun
    I see, I see.
[04:29] Megumin/Komekko
    Crawfish for the day after! And cicadas!
[04:32] Megumin/Komekko
    Crawfish for dinner tomorrow!
    Crawfish for the day after! And cicadas!
[04:38] Megumin/Komekko
    Crawfish for dinner tomorrow!
    Crawfish for the day after!
[04:50] Megumin
    They're quite good.
[04:52] Yunyun
    U-Um... I wasn't really...
[04:56] Megumin
    Bye.
[05:00] Komekko
    Was that charity?
[05:01] Megumin
    She had a hungry look in her eyes.
[05:03] Komekko
    That's my sister! So generous!
[05:11] Megumin
    Huh?
[05:13] Komekko
    There's someone there!
[05:16] Hyoizaburo
    Hey, Megumin! I was worried
    since no one was home!
[05:20] Megumin
    You're back!
[05:22] Komekko
    Yay! It's Dad!
[05:23] Hyoizaburo
    Hey, it's Kome—
[05:25] Yuiyui
    Oh, that's quite a catch!
[05:26] Hyoizaburo
    I gotcha! I gotcha!
[05:27] Komekko
    Oh, no! Not tickles! Make it stop!
[05:27] Megumin
    Mom.
[05:29] Yuiyui
    But tonight...
[05:33] Yuiyui
    We're having sukiyaki!
[05:36] Megumin
    Real meat! How many months has it been?!
[05:39] Yuiyui
    And today is special,
    because everyone gets two pieces!
[05:42] Megumin
    Did you say two?!
[05:43] Hyoizaburo
    Your dad gets three! Doesn't he?
[05:45] Yuiyui
    He does not!
[05:46] Komekko
    Sis, what's sukiyaki?
[05:49] Megumin
    It's fancy food that you only get
    to eat on special occasions.
[05:53] Megumin
    You eat them with raw egg.
[05:55] Komekko
    Egg? Like from a chicken!?
[05:58] Hyoizaburo
    To think a day would come
    when I'd get to have my
[06:00] Hyoizaburo
    darling daughters around the
    table for a hot sukiyaki meal.
[06:03] Hyoizaburo
    I made the right choice in dedicating
    myself to my craftsmanship.
[06:05] Megumin
    Has work been going that well lately?
[06:08] Hyoizaburo
    Sure has!
[06:09] Hyoizaburo
    I met this wonderful person who actually
    understands the quality of my goods.
[06:13] Yuiyui
    Hey, I worked hard, as well.
[06:15] Hyoizaburo
    You sure did! Your sales pitch worked wonders.
[06:19] Hyoizaburo
    I've gotta say, our customer
    got herself quite a deal.
[06:22] Megumin
    This is a little hard to swallow...
[06:24] Hyoizaburo
    What?!
[06:25] Megumin
    Who, exactly, was this customer?
[06:36] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo
    Honey. Could you get some tea?
[06:40] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo
    Honey... some tea?
[06:42] (Flashback) Yuiyui
    Oh, dear, of course not!
[06:44] (Flashback) Yuiyui
    How could we possibly have any tea
    when we haven't sold a damn thing?
[06:48] (Flashback) Yuiyui
    You can worry about luxuries
    after business picks up.
[06:54] (Flashback) Yuiyui
    Oh!
[06:54] (Flashback) Arnes
    Well, I'm surprised to see
    these sorts of things here.
[06:58] (Flashback) Yuiyui
    Are you a traveler? Please, take your time.
[07:01] (Flashback) Arnes
    Mm, to think that humans were
    capable of this sort of craft!
[07:06] (Flashback) Arnes
    Here, let me see that one.
[07:08] (Flashback) Yuiyui
    Oh, this is wonderful!
    Our first customer of the day.
[07:12] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo
    Get out of here.
[07:15] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo
    That's one of my finest pieces,
    one I put a lot of work into.
[07:18] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo
    I won't sell it to anyone who doesn't
    really appreciate its value.
[07:21] (Flashback) Yuiyui
    Oh, there you go, saying that kind of
    thing for literally no reason again.
[07:24] (Flashback) Yuiyui
    You really want to tell our hungry children
    that you didn't sell anything? Again?
[07:29] (Flashback) Arnes
    No, it's clear this wouldn't usually
    be sold in a market like this.
[07:33] (Flashback) Arnes
    I can tell that you're a magic
    tool craftsman of fine skill.
[07:37] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo
    You know what you're talking about, miss!
[07:40] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo
    This makes the trip all
    the way out here worth it!
[07:43] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo
    Indeed, the magic power contained
    in this piece is massive!
[07:46] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo
    A real masterpiece, not like the trash
    that amounts to being a good luck charm!
[07:49] (Flashback) Arnes
    I-Is that right?
[07:51] (Flashback) Yuiyui
    It has the ability to attract
    the person you're seeking!
[07:56] (Flashback) Arnes
    I've actually been searching for
    someone dear to me for a long time.
[07:59] (Flashback) Arnes
    It sounds like a perfect
    match for my journey.
[08:01] (Flashback) Yuiyui
    Well, with this, we Crimson Demon craftsmen
[08:04] (Flashback) Yuiyui
    guarantee that your journey
    will be a successful one!
[08:07] (Flashback) Yuiyui
    It'll be ten thousand eris!
[08:08] (Flashback) Arnes
    A guarantee? A pact, in other words?
[08:12] (Flashback) Yuiyui
    Huh? Sure, of course!
[08:15] (Flashback) Arnes
    Interesting. I'll take it!
[08:18] (Flashback) Parents
    Thanks for your purchase!
[08:22] Hyoizaburo
    She was a real sweetheart with
    an uncommon eye for quality!
[08:26] Hyoizaburo
    Probably a famous adventurer!
[08:28] Megumin
    Well, it sounds like you did a good deed.
[08:31] Yuiyui
    I bet she's pleased with her purchase.
[08:33] Yuiyui
    And thanks to her, we get to eat real meat.
[08:36] Hyoizaburo
    And now I can afford a new
    uniform for my daughter.
[08:40] Hyoizaburo
    I feel genuine paternal pride!
[08:43] Yuiyui
    That's right, Megumin.
[08:44] Megumin
    Really and truly? After you said I'd
    be stuck with your hand-me-downs?
[08:48] Yuiyui
    Well, you didn't seem happy about that.
[08:50] Megumin
    I mean, considering you customized it
    to match the trends of your era...
[08:54] Hyoizaburo
    Hey, now! Your mother made that look work!
[08:56] Hyoizaburo
    It was totally tubular!
[08:59] Hyoizaburo
    People were wondering,
    "Is this chick the last boss?"
[09:01] Yuiyui
    Come on, that was a long time ago.
[09:03] Megumin
    This "tubular" talk is exactly
    why I was against the idea.
SIGN    KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World!
[09:07] Hyoizaburo
    Totally tubular!
[09:11] Megumin
    Truly, when wearing the
    uniform of our magic academy,
[09:13] Megumin
    it's only fitting that you wear
    your own set, in your own style!
[09:18] Komekko
    You're awesome, Sis!
[09:20] Yuiyui
    How adorable!
[09:21] Hyoizaburo
    My little girl has grown up so much!
[09:24] Yuiyui
    She's only just enrolled, dear.
[09:25] Hyoizaburio
    Honey, put on the fancy tea!
[09:27] Yuiyui
    We have boiled water. How about that?
[09:30] Megumin
    Mom, Dad, I intend to learn at
    the academy in order to become...
[09:35] Megumin
    a great master of explosion magic!
[09:47] Headmaster
    Congratulations on your enrollment, everyone.
[09:50] Headmaster
    And welcome to the temple
    of Crimson Demon learning,
[09:53] Headmaster
    and the greatest magic academy in the world!
[09:56] Headmaster
    The Red Prison!
[10:04] Headmaster
    May your journey down the paths of sorcery
    and magic be bathed in the crimson light!
[10:10] Headmaster
    I will now recite from the pulse-pounding
    scripture of the second book,
[10:12] Pucchin
    Not good. If the headmaster starts in on
    the sagas, we're gonna be here all night.
[10:14] Headmaster
    so that our new students
[10:16] Headmaster
    may have the opportunity to thoroughly
    absorb, in great detail, the—
[10:17] Pucchin
    Uh, this hereby concludes this
    year's matriculation ceremony!
[10:20] Headmaster
    Hey! It was just about to get good!
[10:23] Headmaster
    At least let me get to the
    third book of the saga!
[10:26] Headmaster
    You didn't mind last year!
[10:28] Pucchin
    Well, everyone, good luck with
    your lessons starting tomorrow.
[10:35] Megumin
    The Red Prison. This is where the
    first page of my story is written.
[10:40] Megumin
    And here are my contemporaries, who will
    soon be reduced to mere stepping stones.
[10:44] Funifura
    It's finally over. The headmaster
    never knows when to stop.
[10:49] Dodonko
    A class of eleven, huh?
[10:51] Funifura
    Well, it's not a big village.
[10:54] Arue
    The chosen eleven. Eleven is a sorcerous number.
[10:58] Dodonko
    Oh, nice! Sounds cool.
[11:01] Funifura
    You coming, Megumin?
[11:02] Funifura
    There's a party at Nerimaki's house.
    Her family runs the pub.
[11:06] Megumin
    I'm not here to make friends.
[11:08] Arue
    Impressive. Putting on the lone wolf act
    already at the enrollment ceremony.
[11:12] Arue
    She gets it.
[11:16] Yunyun
    E-Excuse me...
[11:18] Megumin
    Can I help you?
[11:19] Megumin
    Uh... who were you again?
[11:21] Yunyun
    We live in the same village!
    You don't know my name?
[11:24] Megumin
    You just... don't make much of an impression.
[11:26] Yunyun
    Really? Nothing at all?
[11:27] Megumin
    Honestly, no.
[11:29] Funifura
    Let's see, if I remember right...
[11:31] Dodonko
    Isn't she the chief's daughter?
[11:33] Yunyun
    M-My name is Yunyun!
[11:35] FuniDonko
    Oh, right, right!
[11:36] Arue
    I had no idea you were
    in the same year as us.
[11:39] Arue
    You kind of blend into the background.
[11:41] Megumin
    So, what do you want, Yunyun?
[11:43] Megumin
    I'm in a bit of a hurry.
[11:45] Yunyun
    Oh, well...
[11:47] Yunyun
    I've been looking forward
    to meeting you, is all!
[11:51] Megumin
    Really? When we barely know each other?
[11:53] Megumin
    Are you stalking me?
[11:54] Yunyun
    Wait, no... I didn't mean it like that!
[11:56] Megumin
    Well, it's a creepy notion,
    so please don't follow me around.
[11:59] Yunyun
    Wait... I...
[12:03] Yunyun
    I enrolled here to defeat you!
[12:10] Arue
    Declaring yourself her rival so early on.
    An exciting turn of events, for sure.
[12:16] Yunyun
    W-Wait, no, I mean...
[12:19] Megumin
    And thus, my school days began.
[12:26] Megumin
    Life in the Red Prison was beyond harsh.
[12:31] Megumin
    Crimson Demons are only considered
    adults after learning advanced magic,
[12:35] Megumin
    but that's not the kind of
    magic I'm interested in.
[12:38] Megumin
    I want what I saw on that day. That...
[12:42] Pucchin
    Well, it's been a month since
    you all started attending class.
[12:47] Pucchin
    Today I'm going to lecture you
    on special classes of magic.
[12:50] Pucchin
    In addition to advanced magic,
[12:52] Pucchin
    there's also blasting magic,
    bursting magic, and bombing magic.
[12:56] Megumin
    Teacher! Something crucial isn't in the text.
[12:59] Pucchin
    Say what?
[12:59] Megumin
    There's nothing about explosion magic.
[13:02] Funifura
    Explosion?
[13:03] Arue
    Is she serious?
[13:06] Pucchin
    Whatever you do,
    don't pursue explosion magic.
[13:09] Megumin
    Why not?
[13:10] Pucchin
    Explosion magic is...
[13:12] Pucchin
    something that repays
    an entire life's pursuit of it
[13:16] Pucchin
    with no practical applications.
[13:19] Pucchin
    It's basically joke magic!
[13:23] Funifura
    Come on, Megumin, quit trying to crack us up!
[13:26] Arue
    You have comedic talent,
    as well. Very impressive.
[13:30] Pucchin
    Come on, it's not that funny, people!
[13:38] Pucchin
    Okay, it's time for combat training,
    formerly known as gym class!
[13:43] Funifura
    Yes! I've been looking forward to this!
[13:46] Pucchin
    Now, what is the most important thing
[13:48] Pucchin
    when a Crimson Demon engages in combat?
[13:50] Pucchin
    Let's hear from our
    second-ranked tester, Yunyun!
[13:54] Yunyun
    Uh, m-me?
[13:56] Yunyun
    U-Um, in combat, it's important to...
[14:00] Yunyun
    r-remain calm!
[14:02] Yunyun
    You have to remain calm
    and never lose your composure!
[14:05] Pucchin
    Five points.
[14:06] Yunyun
    Only five?!
[14:07] Pucchin
    Next up, number one, Megumin!
[14:09] Megumin
    Destructive power!
[14:11] Megumin
    The strength to obliterate everything!
[14:13] Megumin
    I believe that power is
    the most important of all!
[14:16] Pucchin
    Eh, fifty points for that.
[14:18] Pucchin
    True, power is valuable.
[14:20] Pucchin
    But you're wrong! It's only worth fifty points!
[14:23] Megumin
    I-I only scored fifty points?
[14:26] Yunyun
    That's still ten times what I got.
[14:29] Pucchin
    Arue! I'm sure you know the answer.
[14:33] Arue
    Looking cool, sir.
[14:35] Pucchin
    Oh, yeah! The full hundred points!
    Yes, it's looking cool!
[14:38] Pucchin
    Crimson Demon combat doesn't
    begin unless it begins in style!
[14:41] Pucchin
    Allow me to demonstrate
    exactly what that means.
[14:45] Pucchin
    Call of Thunderstorm!
[14:54] Pucchin
    My name is Pucchin!
[14:55] Pucchin
    Arch wizard and master of advanced magic!
[14:59] Pucchin
    The foremost homeroom teacher
    among the Crimson Demons,
[15:01] Pucchin
    and he who shall usurp
    the headmaster's throne!
[15:06] Students
    S-So cool!
[15:09] Funifura
    So that's what he summoned those clouds for.
[15:13] Dodonko
    Makes sense.
[15:14] Yunyun
    I-It's so embarrassing!
[15:16] Funifura
    What are you talking about?
    That's our whole deal!
[15:18] Arue
    We are Crimson Demons.
[15:20] Pucchin
    Ow, hot!
[15:22] Pucchin
    Okay, I want you to split up into pairs.
[15:26] Pucchin
    Focus on coming up with a
    cool way to declare yourself,
[15:28] Pucchin
    and experiment with great posing!
[15:30] Students
    Okay.
[15:32] Yunyun
    P-Pairs?
[15:36] Pucchin
    Okay, whoever's left will
    be paired up with me.
SIGN    KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World!
[15:45] Megumin
    Enemy sighted!
[15:47] Megumin
    Based on my personnel statistics study,
[15:50] Megumin
    there's a high likelihood of you becoming
    a very powerful mage in the future.
[15:54] Megumin
    Which is why I should assert my
    dominance over you right now!
[15:58] Arue
    I have no idea what you're on about,
    but I can tell you're motivated!
SIGN    KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World!
[16:02] Arue
    Explosion!
[16:03] Funifura
    My name is Funifura!
    I just enrolled and am studying magic!
[16:08] Funifura
    A-And y'know...
[16:09] Dodonko
    My name is Dodonko!
[16:11] Dodonko
    Uh... and then... what comes next?
[16:14] Nerimaki
    My name is Nerimaki!
[16:16] Nerimaki
    The daughter of a thriving local pub owner!
[16:18] Nerimaki
    Service with a smile,
    but we only accept cash!
[16:20] Nerimaki
    Wait. That doesn't sound right.
[16:22] Poritan
    It's hard to come up with
    something on the spot, yeah.
[16:24] Poritan
    Explosion!
SIGN    KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World!
[16:26] Arue
    My name is Arue.
[16:27] Arue
    She who will master advanced magic
    and wield an authorial pen!
[16:31] Arue
    The foremost in personal development
    in the new class of students!
[16:34] Megumin
    Damn your developments!
[16:35] Megumin
    They're massive!
SIGN    KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World!
[16:38] Pucchin
    Seems only Arue knows what she's doing.
[16:40] Pucchin
    Go on, give it a try, Yunyun.
[16:42] Yunyun
    O-Okay.
[16:44] Yunyun
    Um...
[16:45] Yunyun
    I... I'm the chief's daughter, and, um...
[16:50] Pucchin
    Come now! How are you going to
    do this if you're embarrassed?
[16:52] Pucchin
    Mastery of declaring yourself is
    mastery of Crimson Demon combat!
[16:56] Yunyun
    But, sir, it's so embarrassing.
[16:58] Pucchin
    Well, that is an odd thing
    for a Crimson Demon to say!
[17:03] Pucchin
    An odd thing indeed!
[17:07] Arue
    What's wrong?
[17:08] Megumin
    Nothing.
[17:16] Megumin
    Teacher. I'm not feeling well, so is it
    all right if I sit out PE again today?
[17:21] Pucchin
    Again with this? You know today's
    lesson is important, right?
[17:24] Pucchin
    You can't fake being sick to get out it.
[17:27] Megumin
    Th-The awakening!
[17:29] Megumin
    If nothing is done, the other entity
    inside me will seize control!
[17:33] Pucchin
    Megumin! No! It can't be...
[17:35] Pucchin
    Is the thing sealed within 
    you trying to awaken?!
[17:41] Pucchin
    So be it.
[17:42] Pucchin
    You can rest over there.
[17:44] Pucchin
    You must ensure the seal remains intact!
[17:47] Megumin
    Understood. If you'll excuse me.
[17:52] Arue
    Yunyun, it appears I'm down a partner.
[17:56] Arue
    Would you join me?
[17:58] Yunyun
    Oh, okay! Thanks.
[18:02] Yunyun
    Um... I'm going to be chief
    of the village someday...
[18:07] Yunyun
    Well, honestly, I'm not sure about that...
[18:09] Arue
    Then just bluff about it.
[18:12] Yunyun
    Bluff?
[18:14] Megumin
    Stare.
[18:18] Arue
    Like this. And then like that!
[18:18] Yunyun
    This?
[18:25] Yunyun
    Teacher, it's raining!
[18:27] Pucchin
    Come to think of it, the source of magic
    power, the moon, is at its apex today.
[18:32] Pucchin
    It seems my strength is
    overflowing as a result.
[18:36] Funifura
    You could just admit you didn't
    think of a way to stop it!
[18:39] Arue
    The headmaster's beloved tulip
    flowerbed is being washed away.
[18:43] Pucchin
    Huh, really?
[18:45] Pucchin
    Wait, no!
[18:47] Pucchin
    This is bad! Everyone, catch those tulips!
[18:50] Pucchin
    Or I could lose my job!
[18:52] Arue
    You really want to blurt that part out?
[18:57] Megimin
    Teacher, my stomach hurts, so I'm
    gonna head to the nurse's office.
[19:00] Pucchin
    Oh, come off it and help!
[19:07] Megumin
    Yunyun! It's headed your way!
[19:11] Pucchin
    Damn it... Wait, I know.
    The seal has been broken!
[19:15] Pucchin
    This rain was caused by a dark god!
[19:17] Dodonko
    Now he's blaming dark gods.
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[19:28] Megumin
    What in the world just happened?
[19:30] Megumin
    How was any of this educational?
[19:32] Yunyun
    It would've been easier
    if we could use magic...
[19:36] Megumin
    Tell me about it.
[19:37] Yunyun
    I can't wait to learn some.
[19:40] Megumin
    Tell me about it!
[19:41] Megumin
    This mess could've been solved with
    a single, powerful explosion spell...
[19:46] Megumin
    Never mind.
[19:48] Yunyun
    Hey, Megumin...
[19:50] Yunyun
    I know everyone laughed,
[19:52] Yunyun
    but I think whether it's a joke
    would depend on who's using it.
[19:55] Megumin
    Don't be so friendly.
[19:57] Megumin
    You're supposed to be my rival, aren't you?
[20:01] Yunyun
    Y-You're right! We're rivals,
    competing in mastery of magic!
[20:05] Yunyun
    I might've come in second place
    during exams, but next time—
[20:08] Megumin
    Sure, sure.
[20:09] Yunyun
    Do you have to sound so dismissive?!
[20:32] Megumin
    Explosion magic... is joke magic?
[20:38] Megumin
    No. I saw it on that day.
[20:41] Megumin
    That light...
[20:52] (Flashback) Wolbach
    This is dangerous, young lady.
    You'll want to back up.
[21:06] (Flashback) Wolbach
    You need to rest a bit longer, my other half.
[21:10] (Flashback) Wolbach
    This world is too peaceful for
    your presence at the moment.
[21:16] (Flashback) Wolbach
    Rest within the primordial flame,
    cloaked by the smoke of supremacy.
[21:21] (Flashback) Wolbach
    Explosion!
[21:21] Megumin
    Explosion!
[21:41] Megumin
    I don't care if it's a joke.
[21:44] Megumin
    I'm going to master explosion magic,
[21:48] Megumin
    and become a mage like that woman!
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[23:25] Yunyun
    Big trouble, Megumin!
[23:26] Yunyun
    We don't know magic yet, but we're
    already having combat practice!
[23:29] Megumin
    I shall slay my foes with
    a single physical blow!
[23:31] Yunyun
    That's allowed?!
[23:32] Yunyun
    Oh, no! A flock of gargoyles is flying in!
[23:34] Megumin
    Has the seal on the dark god been broken?!
[23:37] Yunyun
    N-Next time, we'll target your heart with an...
[23:39] Megumin
    Explosion!