# E1 - The Crimson-Eyed Wizards
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**[00:40] Wolbach**
Are you okay? Were you hurt?
**[00:43] Megumin**
How can I become like you?
**[00:47] Wolbach**
What's your name, young lady?
**[00:52] Megumin**
It's Megumin!
**[00:54] Narrator**
The girl was lit by the red
light of the explosion's flames.
**[00:59] Narrator**
The heat and light it gave off
burnt an impression into her soul.
**[01:04] Narrator**
This is the story of the girl known to
some as a mage of exceptional quality,
***SIGN*** KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World!
**[01:09] Narrator**
but more commonly known as a
deranged user of explosion magic.
**[01:14] Narrator**
It's the tale of her departure
from her hometown,
**[01:16] Narrator**
and her journey to meet her true companions.
***SIGN*** Episode 1: The Crimson-Eyed Wizards
**[01:35] Wolbach**
Megumin? Is that a nickname?
**[01:38] Megumin**
It's my real name.
**[01:40] Wolbach**
Oh... okay.
**[01:42] Wolbach**
Who freed me from that seal, I wonder?
**[01:48] Wolbach**
Wait, is that—
**[01:50] Megumin**
Your magic blew away a few pieces
of this puzzle I had finally finished.
**[01:55] Megumin**
Would you help me find them?
**[01:57] Wolbach**
Your... puzzle?
**[01:59] Wolbach**
Tell me, young lady,
**[02:00] Wolbach**
didn't the grown-ups from your village
warn you about coming near here?
**[02:04] Megumin**
My mom always says any
place that's off-limits
**[02:08] Megumin**
is usually being used to hide treasure.
**[02:11] Megumin**
So I come here every day.
**[02:12] Wolbach**
Do you, now?
**[02:15] Wolbach**
It seems I owe you my thanks, young lady.
**[02:20] Wolbach**
Tell me, do you have a wish?
**[02:23] Megumin**
A wish?
**[02:25] Wolbach**
Don't be shy. Anything you want.
**[02:26] Wolbach**
I might not seem like much, but I'm
a great mage of incredible power.
**[02:31] Megumin**
World domination!
**[02:34] Wolbach**
S-Sorry, that's a bit much.
**[02:37] Wolbach**
What have I gotten myself into?
Is this girl a bigger deal than I thought?
**[02:40] Wolbach**
Um, is there anything else you want?
**[02:43] Megumin**
In that case, please give me massive boobs.
**[02:46] Wolbach**
That's also a no-go, I think.
**[02:48] Wolbach**
Besides, how old are you now?
**[02:51] Wolbach**
You don't look old enough to
worry about that sort of thing.
**[02:54] Megumin**
Then... I wanna be the Devil King!
**[02:57] Wolbach**
I-I am so sorry! Let me rephrase what I said!
**[03:00] Wolbach**
Compared to a big shot like you, I'm a
mage with only semi-moderate power!
**[03:05] Wolbach**
I think I could only grant
a moderate wish of yours!
**[03:09] Megumin**
Well, I'm missing three pieces of this thing,
so could you just help me find those?
**[03:14] Wolbach**
Okay, hang on.
**[03:15] Wolbach**
I can manage something
slightly bigger than that!
**[03:21] Wolbach**
Besides, there has to be something else,
a bigger dream of yours.
**[03:26] Megumin**
A big dream?
**[03:28] Wolbach**
Yeah.
**[03:31] Megumin**
I want you to teach me
the magic you just used!
**[03:34] Wolbach**
That's...
**[03:36] Megumin**
You have to! Please!
**[03:39] Wolbach**
I... can't really recommend
learning that magic.
**[03:45] Megumin**
Fine, then. Just help me catch some crawfish.
**[03:48] Wolbach**
You've got it wrong!
**[03:48] Wolbach**
Please don't give me that pitying
look for pitiful people!
**[03:51] Wolbach**
I'm just trying to say, that spell
has a lot of negatives to it!
**[03:54] Megumin**
What kind of magic is it?
**[03:56] Wolbach**
Well...
**[03:58] Wolbach**
It's called explosion magic, and it's
the most powerful kind there is.
**[04:03] Megumin**
The most powerful?!
**[04:17] Megumin**
Most powerful!
**[04:18] Komekko**
You rock, Sis!
**[04:20] Megumin**
Look at all these! I think we
should have grilled crawfish.
**[04:23] Megumin**
Let's pick some edible
plants while we're at it.
**[04:25] Komekko**
Yeah!
**[04:27] Megumin/Komekko**
Crawfish for dinner tomorrow!
**[04:29] Yunyun**
I see, I see.
**[04:29] Megumin/Komekko**
Crawfish for the day after! And cicadas!
**[04:32] Megumin/Komekko**
Crawfish for dinner tomorrow!
Crawfish for the day after! And cicadas!
**[04:38] Megumin/Komekko**
Crawfish for dinner tomorrow!
Crawfish for the day after!
**[04:50] Megumin**
They're quite good.
**[04:52] Yunyun**
U-Um... I wasn't really...
**[04:56] Megumin**
Bye.
**[05:00] Komekko**
Was that charity?
**[05:01] Megumin**
She had a hungry look in her eyes.
**[05:03] Komekko**
That's my sister! So generous!
**[05:11] Megumin**
Huh?
**[05:13] Komekko**
There's someone there!
**[05:16] Hyoizaburo**
Hey, Megumin! I was worried
since no one was home!
**[05:20] Megumin**
You're back!
**[05:22] Komekko**
Yay! It's Dad!
**[05:23] Hyoizaburo**
Hey, it's Kome—
**[05:25] Yuiyui**
Oh, that's quite a catch!
**[05:26] Hyoizaburo**
I gotcha! I gotcha!
**[05:27] Komekko**
Oh, no! Not tickles! Make it stop!
**[05:27] Megumin**
Mom.
**[05:29] Yuiyui**
But tonight...
**[05:33] Yuiyui**
We're having sukiyaki!
**[05:36] Megumin**
Real meat! How many months has it been?!
**[05:39] Yuiyui**
And today is special,
because everyone gets two pieces!
**[05:42] Megumin**
Did you say two?!
**[05:43] Hyoizaburo**
Your dad gets three! Doesn't he?
**[05:45] Yuiyui**
He does not!
**[05:46] Komekko**
Sis, what's sukiyaki?
**[05:49] Megumin**
It's fancy food that you only get
to eat on special occasions.
**[05:53] Megumin**
You eat them with raw egg.
**[05:55] Komekko**
Egg? Like *from a chicken*!?
**[05:58] Hyoizaburo**
To think a day would come
when I'd get to have my
**[06:00] Hyoizaburo**
darling daughters around the
table for a hot sukiyaki meal.
**[06:03] Hyoizaburo**
I made the right choice in dedicating
myself to my craftsmanship.
**[06:05] Megumin**
Has work been going that well lately?
**[06:08] Hyoizaburo**
Sure has!
**[06:09] Hyoizaburo**
I met this wonderful person who actually
understands the quality of my goods.
**[06:13] Yuiyui**
Hey, I worked hard, as well.
**[06:15] Hyoizaburo**
You sure did! Your sales pitch worked wonders.
**[06:19] Hyoizaburo**
I've gotta say, our customer
got herself quite a deal.
**[06:22] Megumin**
This is a little hard to swallow...
**[06:24] Hyoizaburo**
What?!
**[06:25] Megumin**
Who, exactly, was this customer?
**[06:36] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo**
Honey. Could you get some tea?
**[06:40] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo**
Honey... some tea?
**[06:42] (Flashback) Yuiyui**
Oh, dear, of course not!
**[06:44] (Flashback) Yuiyui**
How could we possibly have any tea
when we haven't sold a damn thing?
**[06:48] (Flashback) Yuiyui**
You can worry about luxuries
after business picks up.
**[06:54] (Flashback) Yuiyui**
Oh!
**[06:54] (Flashback) Arnes**
Well, I'm surprised to see
these sorts of things here.
**[06:58] (Flashback) Yuiyui**
Are you a traveler? Please, take your time.
**[07:01] (Flashback) Arnes**
Mm, to think that humans were
capable of this sort of craft!
**[07:06] (Flashback) Arnes**
Here, let me see that one.
**[07:08] (Flashback) Yuiyui**
Oh, this is wonderful!
Our first customer of the day.
**[07:12] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo**
Get out of here.
**[07:15] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo**
That's one of my finest pieces,
one I put a lot of work into.
**[07:18] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo**
I won't sell it to anyone who doesn't
really appreciate its value.
**[07:21] (Flashback) Yuiyui**
Oh, there you go, saying that kind of
thing for literally no reason again.
**[07:24] (Flashback) Yuiyui**
You really want to tell our hungry children
that you didn't sell anything? Again?
**[07:29] (Flashback) Arnes**
No, it's clear this wouldn't usually
be sold in a market like this.
**[07:33] (Flashback) Arnes**
I can tell that you're a magic
tool craftsman of fine skill.
**[07:37] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo**
You know what you're talking about, miss!
**[07:40] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo**
This makes the trip all
the way out here worth it!
**[07:43] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo**
Indeed, the magic power contained
in this piece is massive!
**[07:46] (Flashback) Hyoizaburo**
A real masterpiece, not like the trash
that amounts to being a good luck charm!
**[07:49] (Flashback) Arnes**
I-Is that right?
**[07:51] (Flashback) Yuiyui**
It has the ability to attract
the person you're seeking!
**[07:56] (Flashback) Arnes**
I've actually been searching for
someone dear to me for a long time.
**[07:59] (Flashback) Arnes**
It sounds like a perfect
match for my journey.
**[08:01] (Flashback) Yuiyui**
Well, with this, we Crimson Demon craftsmen
**[08:04] (Flashback) Yuiyui**
guarantee that your journey
will be a successful one!
**[08:07] (Flashback) Yuiyui**
It'll be ten thousand eris!
**[08:08] (Flashback) Arnes**
A guarantee? A pact, in other words?
**[08:12] (Flashback) Yuiyui**
Huh? Sure, of course!
**[08:15] (Flashback) Arnes**
Interesting. I'll take it!
**[08:18] (Flashback) Parents**
Thanks for your purchase!
**[08:22] Hyoizaburo**
She was a real sweetheart with
an uncommon eye for quality!
**[08:26] Hyoizaburo**
Probably a famous adventurer!
**[08:28] Megumin**
Well, it sounds like you did a good deed.
**[08:31] Yuiyui**
I bet she's pleased with her purchase.
**[08:33] Yuiyui**
And thanks to her, we get to eat real meat.
**[08:36] Hyoizaburo**
And now I can afford a new
uniform for my daughter.
**[08:40] Hyoizaburo**
I feel genuine paternal pride!
**[08:43] Yuiyui**
That's right, Megumin.
**[08:44] Megumin**
Really and truly? After you said I'd
be stuck with your hand-me-downs?
**[08:48] Yuiyui**
Well, you didn't seem happy about that.
**[08:50] Megumin**
I mean, considering you customized it
to match the trends of your era...
**[08:54] Hyoizaburo**
Hey, now! Your mother made that look work!
**[08:56] Hyoizaburo**
It was totally tubular!
**[08:59] Hyoizaburo**
People were wondering,
"Is this chick the last boss?"
**[09:01] Yuiyui**
Come on, that was a long time ago.
**[09:03] Megumin**
This "tubular" talk is exactly
why I was against the idea.
***SIGN*** KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World!
**[09:07] Hyoizaburo**
Totally tubular!
**[09:11] Megumin**
Truly, when wearing the
uniform of our magic academy,
**[09:13] Megumin**
it's only fitting that you wear
your own set, in your own style!
**[09:18] Komekko**
You're awesome, Sis!
**[09:20] Yuiyui**
How adorable!
**[09:21] Hyoizaburo**
My little girl has grown up so much!
**[09:24] Yuiyui**
She's only just enrolled, dear.
**[09:25] Hyoizaburio**
Honey, put on the fancy tea!
**[09:27] Yuiyui**
We have boiled water. How about that?
**[09:30] Megumin**
Mom, Dad, I intend to learn at
the academy in order to become...
**[09:35] Megumin**
a great master of explosion magic!
**[09:47] Headmaster**
Congratulations on your enrollment, everyone.
**[09:50] Headmaster**
And welcome to the temple
of Crimson Demon learning,
**[09:53] Headmaster**
and the greatest magic academy in the world!
**[09:56] Headmaster**
The Red Prison!
**[10:04] Headmaster**
May your journey down the paths of sorcery
and magic be bathed in the crimson light!
**[10:10] Headmaster**
I will now recite from the pulse-pounding
scripture of the second book,
**[10:12] Pucchin**
* Not good. If the headmaster starts in on*
* the sagas, we're gonna be here all night.*
**[10:14] Headmaster**
so that our new students
**[10:16] Headmaster**
may have the opportunity to thoroughly
absorb, in great detail, the—
**[10:17] Pucchin**
Uh, this hereby concludes this
year's matriculation ceremony!
**[10:20] Headmaster**
Hey! It was just about to get good!
**[10:23] Headmaster**
At least let me get to the
third book of the saga!
**[10:26] Headmaster**
You didn't mind last year!
**[10:28] Pucchin**
Well, everyone, good luck with
your lessons starting tomorrow.
**[10:35] Megumin**
* The Red Prison. This is where the*
* first page of my story is written.*
**[10:40] Megumin**
* And here are my contemporaries, who will*
* soon be reduced to mere stepping stones.*
**[10:44] Funifura**
It's finally over. The headmaster
never knows when to stop.
**[10:49] Dodonko**
A class of eleven, huh?
**[10:51] Funifura**
Well, it's not a big village.
**[10:54] Arue**
The chosen eleven. Eleven is a sorcerous number.
**[10:58] Dodonko**
Oh, nice! Sounds cool.
**[11:01] Funifura**
You coming, Megumin?
**[11:02] Funifura**
There's a party at Nerimaki's house.
Her family runs the pub.
**[11:06] Megumin**
I'm not here to make friends.
**[11:08] Arue**
Impressive. Putting on the lone wolf act
already at the enrollment ceremony.
**[11:12] Arue**
She gets it.
**[11:16] Yunyun**
E-Excuse me...
**[11:18] Megumin**
Can I help you?
**[11:19] Megumin**
Uh... who were you again?
**[11:21] Yunyun**
We live in the same village!
You don't know my name?
**[11:24] Megumin**
You just... don't make much of an impression.
**[11:26] Yunyun**
Really? Nothing at all?
**[11:27] Megumin**
Honestly, no.
**[11:29] Funifura**
Let's see, if I remember right...
**[11:31] Dodonko**
Isn't she the chief's daughter?
**[11:33] Yunyun**
M-My name is Yunyun!
**[11:35] FuniDonko**
Oh, right, right!
**[11:36] Arue**
I had no idea you were
in the same year as us.
**[11:39] Arue**
You kind of blend into the background.
**[11:41] Megumin**
So, what do you want, Yunyun?
**[11:43] Megumin**
I'm in a bit of a hurry.
**[11:45] Yunyun**
Oh, well...
**[11:47] Yunyun**
I've been looking forward
to meeting you, is all!
**[11:51] Megumin**
Really? When we barely know each other?
**[11:53] Megumin**
Are you stalking me?
**[11:54] Yunyun**
Wait, no... I didn't mean it like that!
**[11:56] Megumin**
Well, it's a creepy notion,
so please don't follow me around.
**[11:59] Yunyun**
Wait... I...
**[12:03] Yunyun**
I enrolled here to defeat you!
**[12:10] Arue**
Declaring yourself her rival so early on.
An exciting turn of events, for sure.
**[12:16] Yunyun**
W-Wait, no, I mean...
**[12:19] Megumin**
*And thus, my school days began.*
**[12:26] Megumin**
*Life in the Red Prison was beyond harsh.*
**[12:31] Megumin**
* Crimson Demons are only considered*
* adults after learning advanced magic,*
**[12:35] Megumin**
* but that's not the kind of*
* magic I'm interested in.*
**[12:38] Megumin**
*I want what I saw on that day. That...*
**[12:42] Pucchin**
Well, it's been a month since
you all started attending class.
**[12:47] Pucchin**
Today I'm going to lecture you
on special classes of magic.
**[12:50] Pucchin**
In addition to advanced magic,
**[12:52] Pucchin**
there's also blasting magic,
bursting magic, and bombing magic.
**[12:56] Megumin**
Teacher! Something crucial isn't in the text.
**[12:59] Pucchin**
Say what?
**[12:59] Megumin**
There's nothing about explosion magic.
**[13:02] Funifura**
Explosion?
**[13:03] Arue**
Is she serious?
**[13:06] Pucchin**
Whatever you do,
don't pursue explosion magic.
**[13:09] Megumin**
Why not?
**[13:10] Pucchin**
Explosion magic is...
**[13:12] Pucchin**
something that repays
an entire life's pursuit of it
**[13:16] Pucchin**
with no practical applications.
**[13:19] Pucchin**
It's basically joke magic!
**[13:23] Funifura**
Come on, Megumin, quit trying to crack us up!
**[13:26] Arue**
You have comedic talent,
as well. Very impressive.
**[13:30] Pucchin**
Come on, it's not that funny, people!
**[13:38] Pucchin**
Okay, it's time for combat training,
formerly known as gym class!
**[13:43] Funifura**
Yes! I've been looking forward to this!
**[13:46] Pucchin**
Now, what is the most important thing
**[13:48] Pucchin**
when a Crimson Demon engages in combat?
**[13:50] Pucchin**
Let's hear from our
second-ranked tester, Yunyun!
**[13:54] Yunyun**
Uh, m-me?
**[13:56] Yunyun**
U-Um, in combat, it's important to...
**[14:00] Yunyun**
r-remain calm!
**[14:02] Yunyun**
You have to remain calm
and never lose your composure!
**[14:05] Pucchin**
Five points.
**[14:06] Yunyun**
Only five?!
**[14:07] Pucchin**
Next up, number one, Megumin!
**[14:09] Megumin**
Destructive power!
**[14:11] Megumin**
The strength to obliterate everything!
**[14:13] Megumin**
I believe that power is
the most important of all!
**[14:16] Pucchin**
Eh, fifty points for that.
**[14:18] Pucchin**
True, power is valuable.
**[14:20] Pucchin**
But you're wrong! It's only worth fifty points!
**[14:23] Megumin**
I-I only scored fifty points?
**[14:26] Yunyun**
That's still ten times what I got.
**[14:29] Pucchin**
Arue! I'm sure you know the answer.
**[14:33] Arue**
Looking cool, sir.
**[14:35] Pucchin**
Oh, yeah! The full hundred points!
Yes, it's looking cool!
**[14:38] Pucchin**
Crimson Demon combat doesn't
begin unless it begins in style!
**[14:41] Pucchin**
Allow me to demonstrate
exactly what that means.
**[14:45] Pucchin**
Call of Thunderstorm!
**[14:54] Pucchin**
My name is Pucchin!
**[14:55] Pucchin**
Arch wizard and master of advanced magic!
**[14:59] Pucchin**
The foremost homeroom teacher
among the Crimson Demons,
**[15:01] Pucchin**
and he who shall usurp
the headmaster's throne!
**[15:06] Students**
S-So cool!
**[15:09] Funifura**
So that's what he summoned those clouds for.
**[15:13] Dodonko**
Makes sense.
**[15:14] Yunyun**
I-It's so embarrassing!
**[15:16] Funifura**
What are you talking about?
That's our whole deal!
**[15:18] Arue**
We are Crimson Demons.
**[15:20] Pucchin**
Ow, hot!
**[15:22] Pucchin**
Okay, I want you to split up into pairs.
**[15:26] Pucchin**
Focus on coming up with a
cool way to declare yourself,
**[15:28] Pucchin**
and experiment with great posing!
**[15:30] Students**
Okay.
**[15:32] Yunyun**
P-Pairs?
**[15:36] Pucchin**
Okay, whoever's left will
be paired up with me.
***SIGN*** KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World!
**[15:45] Megumin**
Enemy sighted!
**[15:47] Megumin**
Based on my personnel statistics study,
**[15:50] Megumin**
there's a high likelihood of you becoming
a very powerful mage in the future.
**[15:54] Megumin**
Which is why I should assert my
dominance over you right now!
**[15:58] Arue**
I have no idea what you're on about,
but I can tell you're motivated!
***SIGN*** KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World!
**[16:02] Arue**
Explosion!
**[16:03] Funifura**
My name is Funifura!
I just enrolled and am studying magic!
**[16:08] Funifura**
A-And y'know...
**[16:09] Dodonko**
My name is Dodonko!
**[16:11] Dodonko**
Uh... and then... what comes next?
**[16:14] Nerimaki**
My name is Nerimaki!
**[16:16] Nerimaki**
The daughter of a thriving local pub owner!
**[16:18] Nerimaki**
Service with a smile,
but we only accept cash!
**[16:20] Nerimaki**
Wait. That doesn't sound right.
**[16:22] Poritan**
It's hard to come up with
something on the spot, yeah.
**[16:24] Poritan**
Explosion!
***SIGN*** KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World!
**[16:26] Arue**
My name is Arue.
**[16:27] Arue**
She who will master advanced magic
and wield an authorial pen!
**[16:31] Arue**
The foremost in personal development
in the new class of students!
**[16:34] Megumin**
Damn your developments!
**[16:35] Megumin**
They're massive!
***SIGN*** KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World!
**[16:38] Pucchin**
Seems only Arue knows what she's doing.
**[16:40] Pucchin**
Go on, give it a try, Yunyun.
**[16:42] Yunyun**
O-Okay.
**[16:44] Yunyun**
Um...
**[16:45] Yunyun**
I... I'm the chief's daughter, and, um...
**[16:50] Pucchin**
Come now! How are you going to
do this if you're embarrassed?
**[16:52] Pucchin**
Mastery of declaring yourself is
mastery of Crimson Demon combat!
**[16:56] Yunyun**
But, sir, it's so embarrassing.
**[16:58] Pucchin**
Well, that is an odd thing
for a Crimson Demon to say!
**[17:03] Pucchin**
An odd thing indeed!
**[17:07] Arue**
What's wrong?
**[17:08] Megumin**
Nothing.
**[17:16] Megumin**
Teacher. I'm not feeling well, so is it
all right if I sit out PE again today?
**[17:21] Pucchin**
Again with this? You know today's
lesson is important, right?
**[17:24] Pucchin**
You can't fake being sick to get out it.
**[17:27] Megumin**
Th-The awakening!
**[17:29] Megumin**
If nothing is done, the other entity
inside me will seize control!
**[17:33] Pucchin**
Megumin! No! It can't be...
**[17:35] Pucchin**
Is *the thing* sealed within
you trying to awaken?!
**[17:41] Pucchin**
So be it.
**[17:42] Pucchin**
You can rest over there.
**[17:44] Pucchin**
You must ensure the seal remains intact!
**[17:47] Megumin**
Understood. If you'll excuse me.
**[17:52] Arue**
Yunyun, it appears I'm down a partner.
**[17:56] Arue**
Would you join me?
**[17:58] Yunyun**
Oh, okay! Thanks.
**[18:02] Yunyun**
Um... I'm going to be chief
of the village someday...
**[18:07] Yunyun**
Well, honestly, I'm not sure about that...
**[18:09] Arue**
Then just bluff about it.
**[18:12] Yunyun**
Bluff?
**[18:14] Megumin**
Stare.
**[18:18] Arue**
Like this. And then like that!
**[18:18] Yunyun**
This?
**[18:25] Yunyun**
Teacher, it's raining!
**[18:27] Pucchin**
Come to think of it, the source of magic
power, the moon, is at its apex today.
**[18:32] Pucchin**
It seems my strength is
overflowing as a result.
**[18:36] Funifura**
You could just admit you didn't
think of a way to stop it!
**[18:39] Arue**
The headmaster's beloved tulip
flowerbed is being washed away.
**[18:43] Pucchin**
Huh, really?
**[18:45] Pucchin**
Wait, no!
**[18:47] Pucchin**
This is bad! Everyone, catch those tulips!
**[18:50] Pucchin**
Or I could lose my job!
**[18:52] Arue**
You really want to blurt that part out?
**[18:57] Megimin**
Teacher, my stomach hurts, so I'm
gonna head to the nurse's office.
**[19:00] Pucchin**
Oh, come off it and help!
**[19:07] Megumin**
Yunyun! It's headed your way!
**[19:11] Pucchin**
Damn it... Wait, I know.
The seal has been broken!
**[19:15] Pucchin**
This rain was caused by a dark god!
**[19:17] Dodonko**
Now he's blaming dark gods.
***SIGN*** KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World!
**[19:28] Megumin**
What in the world just happened?
**[19:30] Megumin**
How was any of this educational?
**[19:32] Yunyun**
It would've been easier
if we could use magic...
**[19:36] Megumin**
Tell me about it.
**[19:37] Yunyun**
I can't wait to learn some.
**[19:40] Megumin**
Tell me about it!
**[19:41] Megumin**
This mess could've been solved with
a single, powerful explosion spell...
**[19:46] Megumin**
Never mind.
**[19:48] Yunyun**
Hey, Megumin...
**[19:50] Yunyun**
I know everyone laughed,
**[19:52] Yunyun**
but I think whether it's a joke
would depend on who's using it.
**[19:55] Megumin**
Don't be so friendly.
**[19:57] Megumin**
You're supposed to be my rival, aren't you?
**[20:01] Yunyun**
Y-You're right! We're rivals,
competing in mastery of magic!
**[20:05] Yunyun**
I might've come in second place
during exams, but next time—
**[20:08] Megumin**
Sure, sure.
**[20:09] Yunyun**
Do you have to sound so dismissive?!
**[20:32] Megumin**
*Explosion magic... is joke magic?*
**[20:38] Megumin**
*No. I saw it on that day.*
**[20:41] Megumin**
*That light...*
**[20:52] (Flashback) Wolbach**
This is dangerous, young lady.
You'll want to back up.
**[21:06] (Flashback) Wolbach**
You need to rest a bit longer, my other half.
**[21:10] (Flashback) Wolbach**
This world is too peaceful for
your presence at the moment.
**[21:16] (Flashback) Wolbach**
Rest within the primordial flame,
cloaked by the smoke of supremacy.
**[21:21] (Flashback) Wolbach**
Explosion!
**[21:21] Megumin**
Explosion!
**[21:41] Megumin**
*I don't care if it's a joke.*
**[21:44] Megumin**
*I'm going to master explosion magic,*
**[21:48] Megumin**
*and become a mage like that woman!*
***SIGN*** KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World!
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**[23:25] Yunyun**
Big trouble, Megumin!
**[23:26] Yunyun**
We don't know magic yet, but we're
already having combat practice!
**[23:29] Megumin**
I shall slay my foes with
a single physical blow!
**[23:31] Yunyun**
That's allowed?!
**[23:32] Yunyun**
Oh, no! A flock of gargoyles is flying in!
**[23:34] Megumin**
Has the seal on the dark god been broken?!
**[23:37] Yunyun**
N-Next time, we'll target your heart with an...
**[23:39] Megumin**
Explosion!