E2 - He Smelled Like Cologne Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:22] Ryo     I'm home. [00:28] Ichika     W-Welcome back. SIGN    A     p     r     o     o     o     n SIGN    A     p     r     o     o     o     n SIGN    Koikimo SIGN    Episode 2 SIGN    "He Smelled Like Cologne" [02:12] Ryo     I'm... home? [02:15] Ichika     Ryo-san? [02:17] Ryo     Wh-Why... [02:19] Ryo     is Ichika-san in my home, wearing an apron... [02:23] Ryo     and welcoming me back? [02:25] Ichika     Well, actually... [02:27] Ryo     I never thought I'd start     daydreaming from exhaustion... [02:29] Ichika     Uh, hello? [02:31] Ryo     Wait, did I turn in our marriage     registration without realizing it?! [02:34] Ichika     Of course not! [02:36] Rio     Hey, welcome back, Onii-chan. [02:39] Satsuki     Oh, good evening. [02:41] Ruri     Hello. [02:42] Rio     This is Satsuki and Ruri from my class. [02:45] Ryo     Good evening. [02:47] Ruri     We're borrowing your kitchen.     I hope you don't mind. [02:50] Rio     We couldn't get our culture     festival prep done at school, [02:52] Rio     so they all came over. [02:54] Ryo     I see. What are you guys doing? [02:57] Ruri     A Japanese-style café. [02:58] Ruri     We were making the cookies that     we want to serve at the event. [03:02] Ryo     Looks like you're all working hard. [03:04] Ryo     Great job. [03:08] Ruri and Satsuki     Th-Thank you very much. [03:10] Ichika     Who the heck is this smooth criminal?     Is this one of his womanizer skills?! [03:14] Rio     Hey, why don't we hang out in my     room until the cookies are cool? [03:18] Rio     We can sample the chiffon     cake we made earlier. [03:20] Ichika     Oh, sure. [03:22] Satsuki     Right on! [03:23] Ryo     I'll head up to my room. [03:25] Rio     Yeah, sure. [03:27] Ryo     Enjoy your stay. [03:32] Ryo     Newlywed housewife Ichika-san     wearing an apron is awesome! [03:36] Satsuki     Oh my God! Your brother's super hot, Rio! [03:39] Ruri     You can totally tell how mature he is! [03:41] Satsuki     The boys at school don't stand a chance! [03:44] Ruri     He's tall and looks amazing     in a suit, and to top it off, [03:46] Satsuki     Yeah, yeah! [03:47] Ruri     that suit looks expensive,     but he doesn't seem snobbish at all! [03:50] Satsuki     Yeah, yeah! [03:50] Ruri     Actually, it's like he's doing the suit     a favor by wearing it! He's so refined! [03:53] ---     Yeah, yeah! [03:54] Ichika     Hey, I thought Ryo-san wasn't     supposed to be here today. [03:58] Rio     Well, I could've sworn he said he'd be home late. [04:02] Rio     My bad. [04:05] Ichika     Those two have totally fallen     under Ryo-san's spell... [04:08] Satsuki     Hey, don't you think Rio's brother's     a total hottie, too? [04:11] Ichika     Huh? I, uh... [04:14] Satsuki     I can totally see him being in some men's     fashion magazine wearing something fancy! [04:19] Ruri     Right? [04:20] Ruri     Personally, I think he'd look amazing     in a white tuxedo or a garçon outfit! [04:24] Satsuki     He'd look great cosplaying a doctor, too. [04:26] Ruri     Nice! Excellent! I have to put a vote in     for traditional Japanese clothes, too. [04:29] Satsuki     Perfection. [04:31] Satsuki     What do you think he'd look good in, Ichika? [04:34] Ichika     Huh? [04:35] Ichika     This again? Um... [04:38] Ichika     I guess if I absolutely had     to choose, I'd say a suit... [04:44] Satsuki     Rio, how much older is your brother? [04:46] Rio     Uh... Ten years, I think? [04:49] Satsuki     Wow, that's quite an age gap.     You guys seem close, though. [04:53] Satsuki     I have siblings, too,     but we're always fighting. [04:56] Rio     Hmm... [04:57] Rio     I didn't actually like him that much before. [05:00] Ichika     Huh? [05:02] Ichika     That was in the past, though. [05:05] Ichika     I didn't really talk to him much when     I was in grade school or middle school. [05:08] Ichika     There was a period when he was     somewhat of a troublemaker, too. [05:13] (Flashback) Dad     Who the hell was that woman? [05:15] (Flashback) Ryo     It's not like I want her around, either. [05:17] (Flashback) Dad     This is all because you're so irresponsible! [05:19] (Flashback) Ryo     Oh, please! [05:21] (Flashback) Dad     Stop bringing trouble home! [05:30] (Flashback) Ryo     It was probably pretty noisy earlier, huh? [05:33] (Flashback) Rio     What was? [05:33] (Flashback) Ryo     Downstairs. Dad and I. [05:36] (Flashback) Rio     I had my earphones in with music on,     so I didn't hear anything. [05:40] (Flashback) Ryo     Good to know. [05:46] (Flashback) Rio     If you're worried about that... [05:49] (Flashback) Rio     then just don't argue. [05:55] (Flashback) Rio     So annoying... [05:58] Rio     After he left home, we hardly saw each other. [06:02] Rio     But lately, he's been coming home more often, [06:05] Rio     and now, we have a lot more to talk about. [06:13] (Flashback) Rio     Yeah? [06:13] (Flashback) Ryo     Rio! [06:14] (Flashback) Rio     Huh?! [06:15] (Flashback) Ryo     Tell me all about Ichika-san!     When's her birthday? What're her hobbies?! [06:18] (Flashback) Ryo     Oh, no! Does she have a boyfriend?! [06:27] (Flashback) Ryo     What's so funny? [06:28] (Flashback) Rio     Nothing, you just sounded     so desperate... Sorry. [06:32] Rio     I'm not sure if that's why,     but he seems like a better guy. [06:36] Rio     We get along pretty well now. [06:38] Satsuki     Aw, really? I'm so jealous. [06:42] Rio     Yeah? [06:46] Rio     What's up? [06:47] Ryo     Here, enjoy these with the sweets you made. [06:50] Rio     Oh, thanks. [06:51] Satsuki     Oh, you didn't have to. [06:53] Ruri     Thank you so much. [06:56] Ichika     I had no idea Rio felt that way. [06:59] Ryo     Oh, just make sure Ichika-san gets this one. [07:01] Rio     Hm? Oh, yeah. Sure. [07:05] Rio     Here you go. [07:07] Ruri     Thanks. [07:08] Ruri     Oh? [07:10] Ruri     Look, it's latte art. [07:12] Satsuki     Wow, it's so cute! [07:14] Ruri     Mine's a cat. [07:16] Satsuki     Mine's a bunny. [07:17] Rio     This one's yours, Ichika. [07:19] Ichika     Thanks. SIGN    Ichika-san [07:25] Satsuki     What did you get, Ichika? [07:27] Satsuki     Wait, you stirred yours up already?! [07:29] Ichika     Oh, whoops. I wasn't thinking.     It was, uh... an armadillo! Yeah! [07:33] Ruri     An armadillo? [07:34] Satsuki     Wow, I wish I could've seen it! [07:37] Girls     Thanks for having us over. [07:44] Ryo     I should really walk Ichika-san home— [07:49] Ryo     Thanks, Rio. [07:51] Rio     Huh? [07:51] Ryo     You didn't tell Ichika-san     I'd be coming home. [07:56] Rio     Oh, yeah. [07:58] Ryo     And because of that, I got     to see her in an apron. [08:01] Rio     You're welcome. [08:04] Rio     But... [08:06] Rio     If you do anything to make Ichika sad,     I won't support you anymore, [08:12] Rio     even if you are my brother. [08:18] Ryo     I'll keep that in mind. [08:27] Bartender     Welcome. [08:29] Masuda     You already started drinking? Rude. [08:32] Ryo     Please. You're the one who was late, Masuda. [08:36] Masuda     Yeah, yeah, sorry about that. [08:39] Masuda     Oh, could I get what he's having? [08:42] Masuda     So how's work going, Acting Section Chief? [08:45] Ryo     Fine, I guess. Nothing's changed. [08:46] Masuda     Introduce me to a cute girl from your work. [08:49] Ryo     And what's going on with you,     freelance photographer? [08:52] Masuda     Huh? Me? [08:55] Masuda     You'd be surprised how popular     you get when you say [08:57] Masuda     that you've shot photos in Paris, my guy. [08:59] Ryo     Huh... [09:00] Masuda     Though that trip was actually for a     photobook called Belly Wraps Around Europe. [09:06] Ryo     Oh, I quit. [09:07] Masuda     Huh? When? [09:09] Ryo     Just recently. [09:10] Masuda     Why? Health reasons? [09:12] Ryo     Not exactly. [09:13] Ryo     I basically quit for someone     else, not for myself. [09:18] Masuda     So, hey... I've been hearing some rumors. [09:22] Masuda     Is it true you're messing     with a high school girl? [09:27] Ryo     Where the hell did you hear that? [09:29] Masuda     Wait, it's true? Way to go, Ryo-san! [09:32] Ryo     Well, I'm not actually messing with her. [09:34] Ryo     It's still, uh... [09:35] Ryo     a crush on my part. [09:39] Ryo     What kind of reaction is that? [09:40] Masuda     You... have a crush... [09:44] Masuda     on a high school girl? [09:46] Ryo     Yeah, so? [09:47] Masuda     The womanizer with nothing but his looks     going for him, who's never asked a girl out? [09:51] Ryo     Shut up. [09:52] Masuda     Did you hear that, boss?! [09:53] Masuda     He has a c-c-crush on someone!     We have to celebrate! [09:56] Masuda     Red bean rice! We need red bean rice! [09:58] Bartender     Sure, coming right up. [09:59] Masuda     Wait, you have some?! [10:01] Ryo     What is your deal? [10:03] Masuda     So, where's her pic? I'm sure you have one. [10:06] Ryo     I'd rather die than show you.     You'll sully her. [10:09] Masuda     Miser. Then how'd this happen?     How did you two meet? [10:15] Ryo     I almost died, and she saved me. [10:18] Masuda     Squee! OMG, that's like some TV drama! [10:20] Masuda     Wait, she saved you, though? [10:22] Ryo     Not only that. She gave me, a total stranger,     her lunch because I was feeling woozy. [10:27] Masuda     Huh? SIGN    Deary me, aren't you handsome?     Would you like my lunch? [10:28] Masuda     Sounds like the old lady on the train     who gives you a piece of candy. [10:31] Ryo     Don't you dare compare her to that! [10:33] Ryo     So then we coincidentally     bumped into each other again, [10:35] Ryo     and I told her that I wanted     to repay her for saving me. [10:38] Masuda     Oh, I get it. You offered your body to her. [10:43] Masuda     Wait, you actually did?     That's beyond yikes, my dude. [10:47] Ryo     And then she said, [10:49] Ryo     "You're creepy. What are you thinking?" [10:53] Masuda     Well, damn. I guess she doesn't hold back. [10:56] Ryo     Yeah... [10:57] Ryo     Then, I dunno... Yeah. [11:00] Ryo     I realized I liked her, I guess. [11:04] Masuda     Ryo... [11:05] Masuda     Have you always been a masochist? [11:08] Ryo     Who knows? [11:09] Masuda     But I mean, she saved your     life and gave you her lunch? [11:15] Ryo     Right. [11:16] Masuda     And everything you've done     to girls up to this point [11:19] Masuda     isn't working with this girl. [11:21] Masuda     Which just made you feel like,     "Oh, this girl's sorta amazing. I like her." [11:27] Ryo     Could be... [11:29] Ryo     I mean, it's possible that I just     now realized I'm into that... [11:33] Ryo     I've never felt like this before. [11:36] Ryo     I honestly... don't get it myself. [11:39] Masuda     Squee... [11:41] Ryo     Okay, why do you keep doing that? [11:43] Masuda     Wh-Wh-What even is going on?!     I'm starting to feel embarrassed for you! [11:47] Masuda     This is so bittersweet!     It's like a cassis orange! [11:50] Masuda     Boss, give me a cassis orange! [11:52] Bartender     Sure, coming right up. [11:54] Masuda     Man... [11:55] Masuda     I've known you since middle school,     but I've never seen this side of you. [12:01] (Flashback) Girl A     Hey, Ryo. Let's go to karaoke today. [12:04] (Flashback) Girl a     Come on, come on! [12:05] (Flashback) Masuda     You know, you could at     least answer the poor girl. [12:08] (Flashback) Woman A     Hey, Ryo. Want to come over today? [12:10] (Flashback) Woman B     No, come over to my place. Come on, please? [12:14] (Flashback) Masuda     You seriously don't change. [12:19] Masuda     Oh, I'm so going to cheer     you on! It's on me tonight! [12:23] Ryo     Why are you talking like that? [12:25] Masuda     So, how are you trying     to get her to like you? [12:28] Ryo     Nothing special. [12:30] Ryo     Well, let's see... [12:32] Ryo     I've been sending her flowers every day, [12:35] Ryo     sending her gifts from my     business trip locations... [12:37] Ryo     Oh, and I've sent her gift     baskets of stuff she likes, [12:41] Ryo     and I sent her the result from when I got     her fortune read with my last name... [12:44] Masuda     Um... What? [12:47] Ryo     And then... [12:48] Ryo     Her disgusted reactions to all     that are the cutest thing ever. [12:51] Masuda     A-Ah... [12:53] Masuda     Looks like this crush also awakened     something super weird within him. [12:57] Masuda     Hey, I know! Let's give this girl a call! [13:00] Ryo     Huh? [13:00] Masuda     I wanna hear what she sounds like!     Let me see your phone! [13:02] Ryo     Hey, give that back. [13:04] Masuda     Come on, I'll say nice things     about you. I'm your bud, after all! [13:09] Ryo     She's in my contacts as "Ichika-san." SIGN    m 0 0 l 90 0 l 90 260 l 0 260 SIGN    Liquid          Courage [13:11] Masuda     Ichika-chan, huh? Oh, there she is. [13:22] Masuda     She's not answering. [13:23] Ryo     Ichika-san doesn't answer the phone     unless you let it at least ring ten times. [13:27] Masuda     Oh, she answered! [13:29] Masuda     Hello? [13:29] Ichika     Do you know what time it is?     Have you no common sense? [13:33] Ichika     Let society teach you some     common sense sometime. [13:36] Ichika     Goodnight! [13:39] Masuda     Sorry, I think I made her mad. SIGN    Drunk Meter [13:42] Ryo     Oh, it's fine. That's how she always is. [13:45] Masuda     Always?! That's sort of     amazing in a lot of ways. [13:49] Ichika     That didn't sound like his voice... [13:52] Ichika     But whatever. SIGN    Koikimo SIGN    Koikimo SIGN    Ruri     Favorite Food     Yokan SIGN    Satsuki     Favorite Food     Riceballs SIGN    Culture Festival SIGN    The Sixteenth Night SIGN    Welcome School Festival [14:13] Girl     Welcome! SIGN    Japanese-Style [14:19] Guy A     Excuse me. [14:20] Guy A     Could we get two bowls of ramen? [14:22] Girl A     I'm terribly sorry, [14:23] Girl A     but we're a Japanese-style café,     so we don't have ramen. [14:26] Guy A     What? But ramen is Japanese. [14:28] Guy B     Could we get a smile, then? [14:31] Girl A     Could you kindly pick     something from the menu? [14:33] Guy B     What? You're not gonna do it? [14:35] Guy a     Then could you tell me your bra size? [14:38] Girl A     Uh... could you just order? [14:41] Guy B     You dumbass. [14:43] Masuda     You know, if you're looking for ramen,     they had some in 3-2. [14:48] Masuda     Want me to show you the way? [14:51] Guy B     Huh? [14:51] Ryo     Also, if you guys haven't     figured out what you want yet, [14:55] Ryo     mind if we order first? [14:58] Ryo     No? [15:00] Guy B     G-Go ahead! SIGN    Japanese-Style [15:04] Masuda     Were school desks always like this? [15:06] Ryo     This takes me back. [15:08] Masuda     So where's your crush? I came     here today just to see her. [15:13] Ryo     She's probably... [15:14] Ichika     Rio. [15:15] Ichika     Do you have enough sugar? [15:21] Ryo     Oh, I'm sorry. May I take your photo? [15:24] Ichika     You seem to have the     order backwards on that. [15:29] Ichika     So you really did show up. [15:31] Ryo     Yep. I was going to come here     no matter what it took. [15:34] Ichika     Somehow, I don't think you're joking. [15:36] Ichika     Oh, hello. [15:38] Masuda     Hello. I'm Ryo's buddy, Masuda. [15:42] Masuda     I'm a freelance photographer and single. [15:44] Ichika     Um... I'm Ryo-san's little     sister's friend, Arima Ichika. [15:49] Masuda     So this is the Ichika-chan? Ah, I see. [15:52] Ichika     "The"? [15:53] Ryo     Hey, you're scaring Ichika-san.     Stop staring at her. [15:57] Ichika     Ryo-san, what did you tell your friend? [16:00] Ryo     Huh? Well, I... [16:02] Girl A     Thank you for waiting! [16:03] Ryo     I just told him how much I lov— [16:05] Ichika     Thank you for waiting!     Here's your chiffon cake! [16:08] Masuda     Uh, Ichika-chan? [16:10] Ichika     That was close... Someone from     my class almost heard him. [16:14] Ryo     Ichika-san basically just fed me. SIGN    Delicious... [16:16] Masuda     Uh, are you okay? [16:19] Rio     Tamaru, you can go on break. [16:22] Tamaru     Okay, thanks. [16:23] Satsuki     Hey, Rio's brother's here. [16:26] Ruri     I-I'm going to go fix my hair. [16:28] Satsuki     Me, too. [16:29] Rio     Welcome. [16:31] Masuda     Hey, it's Rio-chan. It's been a     while, huh? What, two years? [16:35] Rio     Who are you again? [16:36] Masuda     You don't even remember me... [16:39] Masuda     I'm Ryo's friend from middle and high school. [16:41] Rio     I think you had a fish in your name... [16:44] Masuda     Do you remember me now? [16:46] Rio     Sakeda-san? [16:47] Masuda     So you guessed Sake instead of Masu... SIGN    Trout     (Masu) SIGN    Salmon     (Sake) [16:49] Masuda     You're not exactly wrong. [16:51] Rio     Did you two already see     the rest of the festival? [16:54] Ryo     No, we're planning to look around after this. [16:57] (Flashback) Rio     And now, we have a lot more to talk about. [17:01] Rio     Ichika, don't you have     a break coming up soon? [17:04] Ichika     Huh? [17:04] Rio     Could you show my brother around? [17:07] Ichika     Wait, me? [17:08] Rio     Please? I can't leave yet, SIGN    Food Fighter Challenge SIGN    Finish in 20 minutes     and get food free!! [17:10] Rio     and Masuda-san wants to     try this eating contest. [17:13] Masuda     Huh? But I never sa— [17:16] Ichika     But... [17:17] Ryo     Ichika-san. [17:19] Ryo     I'm honored to have you guide me. [17:30] Ichika     I hope this is clear, but stay at     least three meters away from me. [17:34] Ryo     Sure. [17:34] Ichika     If you can't stick to that,     I will make you go home. [17:37] Ryo     Oh, you're so cold.     Though that's also adorable... [17:41] Ichika     No saying stuff like that, either! [17:43] Ichika     Ryo-san stands out so much as it is. [17:45] Ichika     I don't know what I'll do     if a classmate sees us. SIGN    Haunted House [17:48] Ryo     Look, Ichika-san! A haunted house!     Why don't we go in? [17:51] Ichika     Feel free to go in on your own. [17:53] Ryo     Oh, I forgot to tell you. [17:56] Ryo     You in that kimono is even more— Oh, no! [17:59] Ryo     I was about to compliment you again. [18:01] Ichika     You're totally messing with me, aren't you? [18:04] Masuda     Say, Rio-chan. [18:05] Rio     Yeah? [18:06] Masuda     What's Ichika-chan like? [18:08] Rio     She's totally normal. SIGN    Food Fighter Challenge [18:10] Masuda     And Ryo's got a crush on her, right? [18:13] Rio     Yeah. [18:14] Masuda     I never would've believed she was     really in the same grade as you. [18:18] Rio     Ichika's a completely normal girl... [18:21] Rio     But I guess she's special to my brother. [18:26] Masuda     Yeah. [18:27] Rio     And you've only got ten minutes left. [18:30] Rio     You've got this! SIGN    I give up [18:32] Masuda     Yeah, no, I don't. Please let me go. [18:35] ---     m 0 0 l 380 0 l 380 85 l 0 85 SIGN    Masuda spent the next     2 hours eating all of the food. [18:37] Student 1     Hey, super-hot guy! [18:40] Student 1     Wanna give it a try? [18:43] Student 1     If you hit it in the middle, you get     500 yen in vouchers for the food stalls! [18:47] Student 1     If you get a bingo, you win even more! [18:49] Ryo     Huh. And I can use this at any stall? [18:52] Student 1     Yep! [18:53] Ryo     Then I guess I'll try it once. [18:55] Ichika     What? Wait, Ryo-san! [18:57] Ryo     Come on. I might as well, right? SIGN    Strike Out!! [19:03] Student 1     You've got this! [19:07] Student 1     Aw, so close! [19:10] Student 1     Nice! [19:12] Ryo     This is actually pretty hard. [19:14] Ryo     Here you go, Ichika-san. [19:15] Ichika     Huh? [19:16] Ichika     I-I'm terrible at sports, though! I can't! [19:21] Ryo     Oh, just give it a try. [19:29] Ichika     There! [19:31] Student     Ow! [19:33] All     Huh? SIGN    Ebisu 2nd High School Culture Festival SIGN    yen [19:42] Ryo     It hit his head, then the ceiling...     and then it hit dead center... [19:46] Ryo     You're fantastic, Ichika-san. [19:48] Ichika     You're laughing too much! [19:50] Ichika     I feel bad enough for hitting that guy. [19:53] (Flashback) Ichika     I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,     I'm sorry, I'm sorry... [19:55] (Flashback) Student     Nah, I'm glad you won. [19:59] Ryo     I can't... I just can't stop laughing. [20:01] Ryo     I haven't laughed this much in so long. [20:05] Ichika     Let's go eat something already,     since we have these vouchers. [20:09] Ryo     Sure. I guess I am getting hungry. [20:14] Ichika     And my break is— [20:18] Ryo     Look out! [20:24] Ryo     A-Are you okay? [20:26] Ryo     Are you hurt? [20:27] Ichika     I-I'm okay... [20:31] Ichika     That startled me... [20:46] Ichika     Did you think I wouldn't notice?! [20:48] Ryo     My body just reacted on its own. [20:50] Ichika     How were you going to explain this     to my friends if they saw you?! [20:54] Ichika     Why are you smirking? [20:57] Ryo     Oh, I'm sorry. This might be imprudent of me, [21:00] Ryo     but I was so happy. [21:02] Ryo     Because this time, I was able     to save you, Ichika-san. SIGN    Grumble... [21:16] Ryo     Even your tummy makes     cute sounds, Ichika-san. [21:20] Ichika     I'm so done! [21:21] Ryo     I'll go get us something to eat. [21:24] Ichika     Huh? No, I'll go with you. [21:27] Ryo     You're not used to walking in a kimono.     We don't want you tripping again. [21:31] Ryo     Okay? [21:32] Ichika     But... [21:33] Ryo     Now, now... Is there anything in     particular that you want to eat? [21:36] Ichika     Y-Yakisoba. [21:38] Ryo     All right. [21:41] Ryo     Just wait for me in this empty classroom. [21:44] Ryo     I'll be right back. [22:11] Ichika     Ryo-san smelled like cologne... [22:24] Ichika     That startled me... SIGN    Next Time SIGN    "I'm Not Teasing You" [23:35] Girl     Next time, "I'm Not Teasing You."