E8 - Dress Up With Hair and Makeup? We Tried It!

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    Miracle Kiratts Channel!
[00:05] Mira
    "Race a Cheetah? We Tried It!"
SIGN    Cheetah
SIGN    Cheetah
SIGN    Cheetah
[00:13] Mira
    Help me!
[00:14] Emo
    Mirai!
[00:17] Rin
    No!
[00:19] Emo
    "Call to Aliens? We Tried It!"
[00:22] Emo
    Pentra! Pentra! Enyakora!
[00:26] Emo
    They're here!
[00:26] Both
    Welcome from Miracle Kiratts!
[00:43] Rin
    No!
[00:46] Both
    "Dig to the Other Side of
    the Earth? We Tried It!"
[00:50] Rin
    No! Absolutely not!
[00:51] Rin
    Serious ideas, please!
[00:54] Rin
    None of these concepts are doable.
[00:59] Mira
    But we worked so hard to come up with them...
[01:02] Rin
    You need to get your heads on straight.
[01:04] Rin
    Your popularity as PriChan
     idols is on the rise.
[01:07] Rin
    We need to take advantage of that!
[01:09] Mira
    You're right.
[01:11] Mira
    We need something that'll really sparkle
    and speak to girls everywhere...
[01:15] Emo
    Isn't there an emolicious concept for
    our PriChan out there somewhere?
[01:22] Mega
    Meganee-san?
[01:23] Mega
    I have an interesting opportunity.
[01:25] Mega
    How would you girls like to be models?
[01:28] Trio
    Models?!
[01:29] Trio
    PriChan is a dream network where you can
    make and stream your very own content!
[01:35] Trio
    Let's create splendidly sparkling
    shows with all our friends!
SIGN    Dress Up With Hair and Makeup? We Tried It!
SIGN    "Dress Up With Hair and Makeup? We Tried It!"
SIGN    Young, Modern
    Cool Ensembles!
SIGN    Kirakiss Mode
[03:16] Mira
    It's Kirakiss Mode!
[03:18] Rin
    This is the number one fashion
    magazine among young girls.
[03:21] Mega
    Kirakiss Mode is currently looking
     for PriChan idols to be models.
[03:25] Mega
    To apply, you need to stream a
    makeup video on your PriChan.
[03:29] Mega
    The team with the most likes will be chosen.
[03:32] Mega
    Then you'll be official magazine models!
[03:37] Mega
    Well?
[03:38] Mega
    If you're interested, then—
[03:40] Emo
    We'll do it! Models are super emolicious!
[03:42] Rin
    It's the perfect concept to move
    Miracle Kiratts up the ranking charts.
[03:47] Mira
    But makeup videos are really
    popular on PriChan, aren't they?
[03:51] Mira
    How can we get
    the most likes out of anyone?
[03:55] Emo
    We'll find a way!
[03:57] Mira
    I've never really done makeup before...
[04:00] Emo
    Don't worry! I haven't either!
[04:04] Emo
    You never know until you try!
[04:06] Emo
    If you don't know something,
    you better get trying!
[04:09] Rin
    We'll need to buy cosmetics first.
[04:13] Mira
    They're all so sparkling pretty!
[04:16] Emo
    Emolicious!
[04:17] Emo
    I feel like a fashionista
    just looking at them!
[04:20] Mira
    Yeah, totally!
[04:22] Mira
    Mascara... What's this again?
[04:25] Emo
    It's a musical instrument you
     play by shaking, right? Emo!
[04:30] Mira
    You're thinking maracas...
[04:32] Mira
    What about blush?
[04:33] Emo
    Bloosh, swoosh, woosh!
[04:34] Mira
    Lipgloss?
[04:36] Emo
    You want a cup or a gloss?
[04:38] Mira
    Scrunchie?
[04:39] Emo
    Chie-chie, choo-choo! Chie-chie, choo-choo!
[04:42] Emo
    Huh? What's wrong with Rinka?
[04:46] Rin
    You really don't know anything, do you?
[04:49] Rin
    You paint mascara on your eyelashes.
[04:51] Rin
    It makes them thicker and longer,
    which makes your eyes seem larger.
[04:54] Rin
    Blush is for your cheeks.
[04:56] Rin
    If you brush it along your cheekbones,
    it brightens your whole face.
[05:00] Rin
    Lipgloss enhances the natural
    color and shine of your lips,
[05:03] ---
    which makes them look fuller.
[05:05] Rin
    Scrunchies are for tying back your hair.
    It's fun to coordinate with your outfit.
[05:12] Mira
    Rinka-chan, you're so knowledgeable!
[05:13] Rin
    Well, I kind of like makeup...
[05:15] Emo
    Hey, Rinka knows everything!
[05:18] Emo
    If we buy all this, we can fake
    our way through a PriChan stream!
[05:23] Emo
    We'll take these!
[05:27] Woman
    Here's your total.
[05:32] Emo
    Maybe we don't need this one!
[05:33] Mira
    Yeah! We don't need three of these, do we?
[05:37] Rin
    I really don't know about this...
[05:40] Both
    Miracle Kiratts Channel!
SIGN    Miracle Kiratts Channel
SIGN    Momoyama Mirai
SIGN    Moegi Emo
[05:42] Sign
    "Getting Cute With Makeup? We Tried It!"
SIGN    Getting Cute With Makeup? We Tried It!
[05:46] Emo
    Today we're gonna try a makeup challenge!
[05:50] Mira
    I'm gonna try "lovely" makeup!
SIGN    Lovely Makeup
SIGN    Cool Makeup
[05:52] Emo
    And I'm gonna try a more
    mature, "cool" makeup style!
SIGN    Smush     Smush     Smush
[05:56] Mira
    First, I'll smear on some pink eyeshadow.
[05:59] Mira
    I'll smear on some blue!
SIGN    Smush     Smush     Smush
[06:01] Mira
    Then smear on some blush!
SIGN    Smush     Smush     Smush
[06:04] Mira
    Just like a delicious peach!
[06:07] Mira
    Then I'll make my eyebrows nice and thick!
SIGN    Smush     Smush     Smush
[06:09] Mira
    With lots of lipgloss!
SIGN    Smush     Smush     Smush
[06:12] Mira
    A woman's gotta have red lips, right?
SIGN    Smush     Smush     Smush
[06:14] Mira
    Ribbons for my pigtails, and...
[06:16] Mira
    Curl it all up, and...
SIGN    Smush     Smush     Smush
[06:19] Both
    All done!
[06:27] Both
    Kissie!
[06:27] Both
    Mwah!
[06:32] Both
    How do we look?
[06:39] Mira
    Um... Um...
[06:41] Rin
    A-All done!
SIGN    "Haunted House Makeup? We Tried It!"
[06:43] Rin
    This was... "Haunted House
    Makeup? We Tried It!"
[06:46] Rin
    Miracle Kiratts Channel!
SIGN    Miracle Kiratts Channel
[06:51] Rin
    We just barely got the stream up on time...
SIGN     Monster Makeup? We Tried It!
[06:54] Rin
    But it's the least likes we've ever gotten.
[06:57] Mira
    We're in serious trouble!
[07:01] Emo
    I wonder how to make a better makeup video...
[07:05] Emo
    Let's take a loot at the most
    popular channels right now.
[07:08] Emo
    Ugh! Anna!
[07:10] Anna
    It's Akagi Anna's Celebrity Afternoon!
[07:13] Anna
    I shall now teach you to apply
    makeup like a real celebrity.
[07:17] ---
    You only need three things.
[07:20] Anna
    First, the best-known
    makeup artist in all New York!
[07:24] Anna
    Yes!
[07:25] Anna
    Second, a top celebrity
    beautician from Paris!
[07:29] Anna
    Oui!
[07:30] Anna
    Third and most important of all...
[07:33] Anna
    Beautiful even without makeup..
[07:37] Anna
    My lovely face!
[07:40] Anna
    Makeup start!
[07:44] Anna
    And in no time...
[07:46] Anna
    All finished!
[07:48] Anna
    Charisma...
[07:51] Anna
    Eat your heart out!
[07:52] Sara
    Allow me to apply the finishing touch!
[07:56] Sara
    It suits you well, Anna.
[08:00] Sara
    Even roses blush before your beauty.
[08:03] Anna
    Why, thank you, Sara!
[08:05] Anna
    You're always so honest.
[08:07] Anna
    Try to keep up with me, everyone!
[08:14] Mira
    Sh-She's amazing! Too amazing!
[08:16] Emo
    This is stupid!
    As if anyone else could do that!
[08:20] Emo
    Stupid Anna!
[08:24] Mom
    Mirai! Hikari!
[08:26] Mom
    It's time to take a bath and go to b—
[08:30] Hika
    Mom, Sis is being mean to me!
[08:32] Hika
    She's using me as a guinea pig!
[08:36] Mom
    That looks so great!
[08:41] Mira
    That's you, Mom?
[08:43] Mom
    I was in a death metal band in high school!
[08:46] Mira
    Oh, wow! Your guitarist was on fire!
[08:49] Hika
    This is pathetic...
[08:54] Emo
    This is bad, even for me.
[08:58] Mira
    Emo-chan, what do we do?
[09:00] Mira
    I just can't make it work!
[09:02] Emo
    Me neither.
[09:04] Emo
    We'll never become magazine models like this.
[09:08] Mira
    But we don't know any famous beauticians
    from New York or Paris...
[09:13] Emo
    If only we had someone emolicious
    to teach us all about makeup...
[09:19] Mira
    Someone who knows all about makeup, huh?
[09:23] Emo
    Someone who knows about makeup...
    Someone who knows about makeup...
[09:26] Mira
    Someone who knows about makeup...
    Someone who knows about makeup...
[09:31] Both
    Someone who knows about makeup...
    Someone who knows about makeup...
[09:35] Both
    There is!
[09:36] Rin
    What? Me?
[09:38] Mira
    Yeah!
[09:39] Mira
    You could do our makeup like
    Anna-chan had hers done on her PriChan.
[09:43] Emo
    It'll be a way more emolicious show
[09:46] Emo
    and we'll get plenty of likes!
[09:48] Mira
    Well? Isn't it a great idea?
[09:50] Emo
    Let's get this PriChan rolling!
[09:54] Rin
    I can't!
[09:56] Mira
    Why not?
[09:58] Rin
    I'm not exactly a professional makeup artist.
[10:02] Emo
    It's fine! You still know way more than us.
[10:06] Emo
    I'm just your manager.
[10:08] Emo
    I handle the filming and—
[10:10] Mira
    We can ask someone else to—
[10:12] Rin
    Besides!
[10:13] Rin
    I told you before... I can't
    appear on the PriChan streams.
[10:18] Emo
    Come on! Please!
[10:20] Mira
    Please, Rinka-chan!
[10:21] Mira
    For Miracle Kiratts!
[10:23] Mira
    No, for all the girls out there who
    don't know how to look fashionable!
[10:28] Mira
    I know you can do it, Rinka-chan!
[10:34] Rin
    I'm sorry.
[10:35] ---
    You should run the PriChan without me today.
[10:42] Mira
    Rinka-chan...
[10:50] Mega
    Well, this is unusual.
[10:52] Mega
    Rinka-chan isn't with you today?
[10:54] Mira
    N-No...
[10:56] Mega
    By the way, today's the deadline 
    for the Kirakiss Mode submissions.
[11:01] Yuz
    Want me to film your show?
[11:04] Yuz
    I can be Miracle Kiratts'
    cameraman when Rinka's not around.
[11:08] Mira
    S-Sure...
[11:10] Yuz
    Just call me when you need me!
[11:15] Emo
    What'll we do, Mirai?
[11:17] Emo
    Should we film our PriChan without her?
[11:19] Mira
    We'll just mess up our makeup again...
[11:22] Emo
    I know, right?
[11:24] Emo
    We can't do anything without Rinka!
[11:28] Mira
    There, there...
[11:30] Mira
    Let's wait a little longer
    for Rinka to come back.
[11:38] Rin
    I'm sorry. I just can't...
[11:42] Ange
    Are you sure about that?
[11:48] Rin
    Who are you?
[11:50] Ange
    What are you trying to run from right now?
[11:53] Ange
    From PriChan?
[11:55] ---
    Or from yourself?
[11:57] Rin
    I... I...
[11:59] Ange
    Look around you.
[12:01] Girl
    You're going to an amusement park
    with your sister in college?
[12:04] Girl
    I want to look nice,
    but I don't know how.
[12:07] Girl
    Yeah, makeup is really hard, huh?
[12:11] Girl
    Don't you think they need your PriChan?
[12:17] (Flashback) Fb
    For Miracle Kiratts!
[12:19] (Flashback) Fb
    No, for all the girls out there who 
    don't know how to look fashionable!
[12:24] Rin
    Mirai-chan said...
[12:26] ---
    my friend said the same thing.
[12:29] Rin
    Just who are you?
[12:33] Ange
    Makeup isn't just about looking prettier.
[12:36] Ange
    It inspires self-confidence,
    courage, and smiles.
[12:42] Ange
    To bring smiles to your friends
    and the girls of the world...
[12:45] Ange
    Why not have a little courage yourself?
[13:00] Rin
    I'm back.
[13:01] Mira
    Rinka-chan!
[13:02] Emo
    You came!
[13:04] Mira
    But...
[13:05] Emo
    Why are you dressed like that?
[13:07] Rin
    Come on! We don't have much time!
[13:09] Rin
    Let's get this PriChan started!
[13:23] All
    Miracle Kiratts Channel!
SIGN    Miracle Kiratts Channel
SIGN    Momoyama Mirai
[13:26] Sign
    Always searching for sparkling greatness...
[13:28] Sign
    I'm Momoyama Mirai!
[13:29] Sign
    Energizing your hearts with a cheer...
SIGN    Moegi Emo
[13:31] Sign
    I'm Moegi Emo!
SIGN    Getting Cute With Makeup?
    We Tried It!
[13:33] Sign
    "Getting Cute With Makeup? We Tried It!"
[13:36] Mira
    Today, we've invited
    a special guest to join us!
[13:39] Mira
    Come on out!
SIGN    Famous Artist Reen Karr
[13:44] Rin
    Hello there! I'm a New York-born
    Parisian, Reen Karr!
[13:49] Rin
    I'll teach you all about makeup!
[13:52] Both
    Please and thank you!
[13:55] Mega
    Wait, this Reen Karr lady... Is that...
[13:59] Yuz
    Wow, I didn't know Mirai-chan and
    Emo-chan had a friend like that!
[14:03] Rin
    Now, let's get straight to the makeup!
[14:07] Ann
    There's no mistaking it...
    That artist is clearly something special!
[14:11] Ann
    We cannot afford to lose to Miracle Kiratts.
[14:14] Ann
    Let us seal the deal today
    in our own lovely, gorgeous way!
[14:17] Both
    Oui!
[14:17] Both
    Yes, ma'am!
[14:19] Rin
    Listen up now.
[14:20] Rin
    When you do makeup, it's important
    not to smear, but to dab!
SIGN    Makeup Tips:
SIGN    Don't smear!
SIGN    DAB!
SIGN    DAB!
[14:24] Both
    Dab?
[14:25] Rin
    Yes!
[14:26] Rin
    First, your eyeshadow!
[14:27] Rin
    Dab on just a little bit of brown.
SIGN    Dab!     Dab!
[14:31] Rin
    Dab on the blush, too!
SIGN    Dab!     Dab!
[14:32] Mira
    Of course!
[14:34] Mira
    If you dab it on, it doesn't get too thick.
SIGN    Makeup secrets!
[14:36] Rin
    That's right!
[14:38] Rin
    Now, your mature red lipgloss too...
[14:40] Rin
    Dab it on with your finger,
    as gentle as can be!
SIGN    Dab!     Dab!
[14:43] Emo
    So emolicious!
[14:45] Emo
    Now, Reen Karr's special makeup secret...
SIGN    Special secret!
[14:49] Rin
    Instead of adding color, add shine!
SIGN    Not color!
SIGN    Shine!
[14:52] Rin
    Dab a little gloss between your lips...
[14:58] Rin
    And a little pearl pink just under your eyes!
[15:01] Mira
    Wow! It looks so full!
[15:04] Rin
    And let's change up those hairstyles!
[15:06] Rin
    Pigtails for Mirai here!
SIGN    Pigtails
[15:08] Rin
    And for Emo-chan... a pompadour braid!
SIGN    Pompadour
[15:12] Sign
    Now we're done!
SIGN    Makeup all done!
[15:16] Anna
    Oh? They're finished already?
[15:18] Anna
    That was clearly nothing—
[15:21] Vo
    Like! Like! Like!
[15:30] Emo
    Wow! This is the most emolicious
    thing in emo history!
SIGN    The most emolicious thing in emo history!
[15:34] Mira
    I think I could even do this myself!
SIGN    Can you do it yourself?
[15:37] Mira
    Hey, I bet you could too!
[15:38] Emo
    You guys want to give it a try?
[15:40] ---
    Miss Reen Karr will teach
    you all how it's done!
[15:45] Rin
    Dab it on!
[15:47] Rin
    Curl it up!
[15:55] Both
    Wow! So cute!
[15:57] Girl
    I do feel a little more confident now!
[15:59] Rin
    I see! I never knew how much makeup
    could draw out each girl's individual sparkle!
[16:04] Rin
    And it's all thanks to Miss Reen Karr!
[16:08] Mega
    I had no idea she was so talented.
[16:10] Yuz
    Rinka could've gotten a makeover too!
[16:13] Yuz
    I wonder why she didn't come.
[16:16] All
    Miss Reen Karr!
[16:18] All
    Trade Follow Tickets with us, please!
[16:21] Rin
    Oh, I'm sorry! I'll see you another day!
[16:24] All
    Miss Reen Karr!
[16:30] All
    Wait for us! Do more makeup!
[16:33] Anna
    Why isn't anyone looking at me?!
[16:35] Anna
    You're both fired! Fired, I say!
[16:38] Both
    No!
[16:38] Both
    Non, non!
[16:39] Anna
    This is an emergency.
[16:41] Anna
    Find me the most gorgeous, most celebrated
    Hollywood makeup artist on the planet!
[16:46] Anna
    I'll pay ten billion dollars!
[16:49] Anna
    Non!
[16:50] Sara
    Dry those tears now...
[16:53] Sara
    You both did well.
[16:56] Sara
    You were simply unworthy of Anna's beauty...
[17:02] Vo
    Like! Like! Like!
[17:02] Mega
    Your makeup video was a huge hit!
[17:05] Mega
    You're getting all kinds of likes!
[17:07] Mega
    And now that you're both looking so pretty,
[17:09] Mega
    why don't you seal the deal with a concert?
[17:11] Both
    Sure!
[17:20] Both
    "Flower Shop? We Tried It!" App set!
[17:23] Both
    PriTicket, slash!
[17:28] Both
    Backed by smiles that sparkle and shine,
[17:31] Both
    our exciting PriChan is going on the air!
[17:38] Both
    Sparkle!
[17:43] Both
    Love-love!
[17:45] Both
    Look! Check out my lovely ensemble!
[17:54] Both
    Emo-emo!
[17:59] Both
    Bursting with bop!
[18:01] Both
    Jumping with energy!
[18:03] Both
    It's my pop ensemble!
[18:07] Both
    I'm Mirai!
[18:08] Both
    I'm Emo!
[18:09] Both
    Our outfits today are
    the Flower Shop Ensemble!
[18:11] Both
    We made some cute alterations
    to the striped aprons!
[18:15] Both
    Now, let's get this concert started!
[18:24] [SONG] ---
    Now on the air!
[18:26] [SONG] ---
    Lovely? Powerful?
[18:27] [SONG] ---
    The only one!
[18:29] [SONG] ---
    And a little cool, too?
[18:31] [SONG] ---
    Starting today
[18:32] [SONG] ---
    I gave a change a try!
[18:34] [SONG] ---
    Sparkling!
[18:34] [SONG] ---
    Racing!
[18:35] [SONG] ---
    Try and go!
[18:35] [SONG] ---
    Let's get trying!
[18:37] [SONG] ---
    You know it deep down, don't you?
[18:40] [SONG] ---
    Yeah, you know what you're good at!
[18:44] [SONG] ---
    It all comes down to how you use it...
[18:48] [SONG] ---
    So do your thing! Go!
[18:51] [SONG] ---
    Things I can do...
[18:53] [SONG] ---
    Teach me about them!
[18:54] [SONG] ---
    Things I can't do...
[18:56] [SONG] ---
    Let's help each other out!
[18:58] [SONG] ---
    They're not so dissimilar...
[19:00] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's different!
[19:02] [SONG] ---
    So do your own thing!
[19:05] [SONG] ---
    Every day you'll find more of
    the treasures you wished for...
[19:11] [SONG] ---
    It's time to take that first step
[19:12] Both
    Ready, set... We tried it!
[19:14] [SONG] ---
    So do your own thing!
[19:18] Both
    So many flowers!
[19:18] [SONG] ---
    Sparkling, pretty!
[19:19] [SONG] ---
    Racing to the challenge!
[19:20] [SONG] ---
    Let's get trying!
[19:21] Both
    How exciting!
[19:21] [SONG] ---
    When your heart's beating so fast it won't stop
[19:23] Both
    It's ready!
[19:26] [SONG] ---
    There's a chance to be seized, don't you think?
[19:27] Both
    A million exciting flowers for the future!
[19:29] [SONG] ---
    Changing yourself is hard
[19:31] [SONG] ---
    But it's as easy as that!
[19:33] Both
    Welcome!
[19:35] [SONG] ---
    It's time! Shout, "Ready! Action!"
[19:39] [SONG] ---
    Watch your future grow
[19:41] [SONG] ---
    with friendship and emotion!
[19:43] [SONG] ---
    When there's so much you want to try...
[19:47] [SONG] ---
    Just dive in head-first!
[19:49] [SONG] ---
    Try and go!
[19:50] [SONG] ---
    Let's get trying!
[19:59] Both
    It's the Sparkle Button!
[20:02] Both
    The moment of destiny!
[20:04] Both
    Let's take this Sparkle Chance!
[20:08] Both
    Wow!
[20:11] Both
    A sparkling mirror ball!
[20:14] Both
    Sparkle Chance, switch on!
[20:18] Both
    Sparkle!
[20:19] Both
    I'm being dressed up in the Sparkle Ensemble!
[20:23] Both
    Sparkle Ensemble complete!
[20:37] Both
    Sparkle Roulette!
[20:40] Both
    Go!
[20:43] Both
    Sparkle Ticket!
SIGN    Kirakiss Mode
SIGN    New Models Debut!
     Let's See Some Great Ensembles!
[21:04] Mira
    We're really Kirakiss Mode models now, huh?
[21:07] Emo
    Emolicious! I bet we're totally popular now!
[21:10] Mira
    Yeah!
[21:11] Mira
    But the most popular of all is...
[21:15] Girls
    Can you put Miss Reen Karr
    on your PriChan again?
[21:18] Girls
    I wanna meet Miss Reen Karr!
[21:23] Emo
    Sure thing! I love Reen Karr too!
[21:27] Mira
    If you put in enough requests, I'm sure
    she'll come back to our PriChan again.
[21:33] Rin
    S-Sure...
[21:36] Rin
    That lady...
[21:37] Rin
    Who was she?
[21:40] Rin
    I hope we can exchange
    Follow Tickets someday.
[21:43] Anna
    The work of that ridiculous Reen Karr
    barely qualifies as makeup.
[21:48] Anna
    All you did was put a little
    powder on your faces.
[21:51] Anna
    Truly special makeup...
[21:53] Anna
    looks like this!
[21:57] Mira
    D-Do we know you?
[21:58] All
    Monster!
[22:01] Anna
    What's this? You don't recognize me?
[22:04] Anna
    This took three straight days to complete!
[22:10] Sara
    Anna...
[22:12] Sara
    That's not special makeup.
[22:14] Sara
    That's special effects makeup!
SIGN    Next time
[23:50] Sara
    Everything Anna does is so very impressive.
[23:54] Sara
    With the power of Akagi Corp,
    anything is possible!
[23:58] Sara
    I wonder how I'll shock everyone next time...
[24:01] Sara
    But I'd like to see you
    apply yourself for real.
[24:06] Sara
    Sara... Do you mean...
[24:07] Sara
    Now, the stage awaits you!
SIGN    Next time: "Challenge Myself? I Tried It!"
SIGN    Our circle of followers connects and grows!
SIGN    Challenge Myself? I Tried It!
SIGN    Our lovely show is going on the air!
SIGN    Indeed!