KenIchi: The Mightiest Disciple

Kenichi, who has been bullied but wishes to be strong, joins Karate club upon entering senior high school. However, he gets picked on by the other pupils in the club everyday. One day, Kenichi meets Miu, a beautiful girl who has just transferred from another high school. On Miu's suggestion, Kenichi decides to be a disciple of Ryozanpaku, a mysterious training establishment. Kenichi could not imagine the brutal training he receives from the martial arts masters there... However, now Kenichi is marked by Ragnarok, a street gang group, and he is constantly defending himself from them.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Ryozanpaku: Where the Powerful Gather!

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    I always found an excuse
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    so I didn't have to deal
    with what I didn't like
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    It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
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    No matter what kind of master they are
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    they didn't become
    masters just in one day
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    Embrace the ideal image in the heart
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    Without saying meaningless things
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    Without looking aside
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    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
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    and losing to my own weakness
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    I put myself in a bird cage
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    and push it into the valley
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    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
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    I can be strong
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    I just have to stick to it
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    To make friends...
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    I see...
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    "You Can Make 100 Friends With This Book"
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    But I've read this
    dozens of times already.
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    I wonder if I haven't
    read it deeply enough...
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    Oops! It's this time already!
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    I'd better hurry!
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    "Hitotsubashi University"
    "Murakami"
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    Sky?
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    I'm so sorry!
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    "You Can Make 100 Friends With This Book"
[02:08] ---
    That was by reflex!
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    "Karate Heaven" "Easy to understand"
    "Bonus DVD"
    "Let the Terrific Body Revolution Begin!"
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    M-My books!
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    L-Let me help you!
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    Oh, boy...
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    Let's see...
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    By the way, what did you do
    that for out of the blue?
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    Were you trying to kill me or what?
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    I-I'm so sorry!
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    But when you're
    ambushed from behind,
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    isn't it normal to throw
    your attacker to the ground?
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    What's the deal?
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    She's talking like she's
    a professional killer!
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    Oh, no! I'm not going
    to make it in time!
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    I'm late! That's for sure!
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    We've got five minutes.
    That's plenty of time.
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    What?
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    Come on, let's hurry!
[02:43] ---
    H-Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute!
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    Don't tell me we're going
    to swim across the river!
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    Of course not.
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    We're going to jump across it!
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    You! Watch it!
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    Oh, no!
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    "Tokyo Metropolitan Koryo High School"
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    Shirahama! Go stand in the hall!
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    It looks like I'm going to be
    a loser even at high school...
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    This is Furinji-kun, who has transferred
    to this school and will be joining us
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    starting today in Class 1-E.
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    Let's give her a warm welcome!
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    I've come from Shochikurin High School.
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    My name is Miu Furinji.
    It's nice to meet you all.
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    Miu Furinji...
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    But, why would a student
    from such a prestigious school
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    like Shochikurin High School
    transfer to a school like ours?
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    Furinji-kun!
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    Where are you going?
    You must take your seat!
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    I was late for class as well,
    so I should be standing in the hall too.
[03:37] ---
    O-Okay...
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    "Class 1-E"
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    You just transferred here
    from another school.
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    You don't have to keep me company.
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    That was the first time
    that I've ever been rescued
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    by anyone in my whole life.
[03:53] ---
    Rescued you? I did?
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    Yes! At the river earlier.
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    Well, I guess so--
    Hey, that's not true!
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    You're the one who rescued me!
[04:02] ---
    I did try to rescue you, but...
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    That really made me happy.
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    Are you making fun of me?
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    Um, if you don't mind,
    will you be my friend?
[04:14] ---
    Humph...
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    Huh? What?
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    Actually, if you take a close
    look at her, she's totally cute!
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    No, wait! This is too good to be true...
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    Nope! No way! Wake up, you fool!
[04:35] ---
    Are you okay?
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    Sorry to have to ask you,
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    but do you think you can take
    that fool to the infirmary?
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    This time I'm going to
    be late for the club!
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    They're going to kill me if I'm late!
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    Hold it right there.
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    Niijima...
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    I thought that maybe
    the clumsy coward that you were
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    in junior high might actually be
    getting on well in high school.
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    But it looks like you've fallen flat
    on your face after just a month.
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    I heard you were tardy and had
    to stand in the hallway! You coward!
[05:08] ---
    This guy is Haruo Niijima.
[05:10] ---
    He's the lowest kind of guy,
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    who sucks up to the big bullies
    and likes to pick on the weaker kids.
[05:15] ---
    So, I hear that someone transferred
    to your class just recently.
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    What kind of guy is he? Tell me.
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    It's a girl and she wears glasses...
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    Oh, a girl, huh?
[05:27] ---
    I guess that doesn't really change
    the power balance in that class then.
[05:31] ---
    So, is that girl cute or what, coward?
[05:34] ---
    Will you stop calling me coward already?
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    What? Shut up! A coward ought
    to keep his mouth shut!
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    "Kenichi Shirahama"
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    Do you know what this is, coward?
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    This PDA has the data of all
    the freshmen of this year,
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    which I've collected
    in the past month!
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    Let me read what it says
    about you. Listen carefully.
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    Kenichi Shirahama.
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    "Kenichi Shirahama (Coward)"
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    Grades, below average;
    athletic ability, below average;
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    looks, average; fighting index, low;
    courage, lowest of the low.
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    Kenichi, the coward.
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    You can't blame me
    for calling you a coward.
[06:08] ---
    In other words,
    that is your true identity.
[06:12] ---
    So what's wrong with
    calling you what you are?
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    Your overall grade is "E minus."
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    And that ranks you at
    the level of an insect!
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    Your grades are lower than mine!
[06:22] ---
    Huh?
[06:23] ---
    You're a weak fighter as well!
[06:25] ---
    Huh?
[06:26] ---
    And your athletic--
[06:26] ---
    You still talking back at me,
    you stupid idiot?!
[06:28] ---
    You still talking back at me,
    you stupid idiot?!
[06:28] ---
    "Person"
[06:29] ---
    You still talking back at me,
    you stupid idiot?!
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    You see... You see, I have a talent
    for sucking up to the tough guys!
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    "Evil"
[06:37] ---
    You see... You see, I have a talent
    for sucking up to the tough guys!
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    But I guess a loser dog like
    you wouldn't understand.
[06:45] ---
    Now, I heard that you joined the karate
    club shortly after entering this school.
[06:48] ---
    It is obviously your
    anti-bullying measure!
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    Don't do it.
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    You're not going to last long anyway.
[06:55] ---
    And you're going to be bullied
    just like you were back at junior high.
[07:00] ---
    That's right.
    You are a coward after all.
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    You always have been,
    and you always will be.
[07:09] ---
    H-How dare he make fun of me!
[07:13] ---
    You just watch!
[07:17] ---
    Yeah, way to go!
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    Get him!
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    Go, Daimonji!
[07:20] ---
    I-I give up!
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    Daimonji kick!
[07:25] ---
    What's this about giving up?
[07:27] ---
    You were allowed to join the club
    to take the place of a sand bag!
[07:32] ---
    So you just shut up and play
    the part of a sand bag!
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    "Karate Club"
[07:34] ---
    So you just shut up and play
    the part of a sand bag!
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    Daimonji punch, punch, kick!
[07:42] ---
    Well, let's go home!
[07:45] ---
    Make sure you clean
    that floor from wall to wall.
[07:49] ---
    --Make it squeaky clean, you hear?
    --Let's get out of here!
[07:55] ---
    They won't even teach me the basics.
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    I can't take this anymore!
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    I'm going to quit this club!
[08:04] ---
    Heh, coward!
[08:06] ---
    Oww...
[08:13] ---
    I guess I'd better clean...
[08:20] ---
    It's done.
[08:21] ---
    I was just the punching bag
    and clean up boy again today, but...
[08:28] ---
    Punching bag, huh...
[08:30] ---
    They've never even
    let me punch it before...
[08:43] ---
    Hey, Shirahama-kun,
    who said you can use this?
[08:48] ---
    Daimonji-kun...
[08:49] ---
    Freshmen aren't allowed
    to use the equipment
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    without permission from
    the seniors, correct?
[08:54] ---
    Daimonji-kun, you're a freshman,
    too, but you always--
[08:58] ---
    Hey, don't you put me in
    the same category with you.
[09:02] ---
    After spending my junior high years
    going to a bodybuilding gym,
[09:05] ---
    Daimonji here was actually scouted out
    and invited to join the karate club.
[09:10] ---
    Not at all the same as
    a spineless piece of jelly like you.
[09:17] ---
    Listen, Shirahama-kun.
[09:19] ---
    I've always wanted to tell you this,
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    but I really don't like guys
    like you doing karate.
[09:28] ---
    Martial arts are the world
    strictly for the strong.
[09:32] ---
    I get really pissed off
    when some weakling like you
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    comes around and thinks
    it's all fun and games!
[09:37] ---
    So I've got a favor to ask you.
[09:41] ---
    I want you to...
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    ...quit the karate club as of today.
[09:47] ---
    Or else, I'll frickin' kill you!
[09:51] ---
    That's a promise
    between man and man!
[09:58] ---
    Got it?
[10:01] ---
    Come on, hurry up.
[10:07] ---
    Hey,
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    what do you think you're doing?
[10:12] ---
    S-So, does it mean that I can
    do karate if I'm strong enough?
[10:22] ---
    "Karate Club"
[10:23] ---
    Y-You living in a fantasy or something?
[10:29] ---
    It looks like you still don't understand
    that you're one of those guys
[10:32] ---
    destined to always get
    pushed around and bullied.
[10:35] ---
    A loser is always a loser!
[10:37] ---
    It's something that was
    determined when you were born!
[10:39] ---
    You piece of crap!
[10:42] ---
    I know. I've got a great idea,
    Shirahama-kun.
[10:47] ---
    How about you and I have
    a match in a week's time, huh?
[10:51] ---
    Yeah, that sounds like a plan.
[10:54] ---
    And the one who loses quits
    karate without a question.
[11:02] ---
    I'm sure you won't be in one piece
    when you leave the karate club though.
[11:08] ---
    I'll be looking forward to it.
[11:11] ---
    See you in a week.
[11:28] ---
    Thank goodness, I'm okay. For a second
    I thought I was done for.
[11:32] ---
    Huh? What? A match with Daimonji-kun?
[11:36] ---
    "To Kill With One Blow"
[11:38] ---
    I am done for after all!
[11:56] ---
    Damn it!
[11:58] ---
    To hell with
    "A loser is always a loser"!
[12:01] ---
    "How to be the Mightiest with Ease!"
[12:01] ---
    Even I could get strong
    if they'd let me train!
[12:06] ---
    Now that it's come to this, I'll have
    to do it myself! You just watch!
[12:13] ---
    And when I get stronger...
[12:19] ---
    Even if I do become strong...
[12:21] ---
    I'll never brag about it like all those
    bullies from junior high or Daimonji.
[12:26] ---
    If I do get strong,
    I will only fight for the weak!
[12:31] ---
    That's right!
[12:32] ---
    I'll become a hero,
    who'll beat up all those bad guys
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    that everyone pretends not to notice!
[12:37] ---
    What the hell is your problem?
[12:43] ---
    Wh-What the...
[12:46] ---
    Now apologize to this man!
[12:48] ---
    I-It's all right,
    young lady. I'm fine.
[12:55] ---
    I didn't see that!
    I swear I didn't see that!
[12:58] ---
    I didn't see anything!
[13:00] ---
    "Tanaka Clinic"
[13:00] ---
    It's soon... It's too soon, God!
[13:04] ---
    I still haven't become strong at all!
[13:08] ---
    Besides, they're the wrong kind
    of people to mess with!
[13:12] ---
    Oh, I know!
[13:13] ---
    Where's that "Daigakkan's Manual
    For All Eventualities"?
[13:18] ---
    It's at home...
[13:19] ---
    Besides, who would be looking things up
    in a book in this sort of eventuality?
[13:23] ---
    My classmate--
[13:25] ---
    a girl, no less--
    is in big trouble!
[13:28] ---
    I was watching.
[13:31] ---
    Why on earth would you shove an
    old man down to the ground like that?
[13:34] ---
    He was wandering down the middle
    of the road getting in the way,
[13:36] ---
    so we pushed him over
    to the side. That's all.
[13:39] ---
    I think you people
    are getting in the way
[13:42] ---
    --Oh no! Common sense like that
    doesn't mean a thing to those people!
    --even more by parking your big car like that.
[13:46] ---
    We can do whatever we please!
[13:48] ---
    You weaklings are supposed to
    walk on the edge of the streets!
[13:51] ---
    That's what's called "natural law"!
[13:54] ---
    That's right!
    We're strong so we can do that!
[13:58] ---
    See over there!
[13:59] ---
    Those people are following the rules.
[14:02] ---
    See how they pretend
    not to notice us?
[14:06] ---
    Enough of your stupid nonsense.
    Just apologize to the man!
[14:09] ---
    --What? You little brat!
[14:11] ---
    --And you're going to be bullied just
    like you were back at junior high.
    --What? You little brat!
[14:12] ---
    --And you're going to be bullied just
    like you were back at junior high.
    --Seems like you are slow of understanding.
[14:14] ---
    --You always have been,
    and you always will be.
    --Seems like you are slow of understanding.
[14:16] ---
    --It looks like you still don't
    understand that you're one of those guys
    --If you think that the weak will simply run away from you,
[14:19] ---
    --destined to always get
    pushed around and bullied.
    --then I'd say you're the ones who are clearly slow of understanding.
[14:23] ---
    --You piece of crap!
    A loser is always a loser!
    --then I'd say you're the ones who are clearly slow of understanding.
[14:27] ---
    Who the hell do you
    think you're talking to?!
[14:29] ---
    You rotten piece of scum!
[14:37] ---
    I'm not done yet!
[14:38] ---
    --Punch! Punch! Karate punch!
[14:40] ---
    --What the hell...
    --Punch! Punch! Karate punch!
[14:42] ---
    Now! Run away, Miu-san!
[14:50] ---
    What the hell were you thinking, bastard?
[14:52] ---
    Who do you think we are?
[14:55] ---
    D-Dunno...
[14:57] ---
    I don't really know
    what I was thinking.
[14:59] ---
    It just all kind of happened
    before I realized it.
[15:04] ---
    You can't go there!
[15:06] ---
    Just hold him down. That was
    a pretty short life. Huh, kid?
[15:12] ---
    Nooooo!!!
[15:20] ---
    H-How dare she use me
    as a jumping board?
[15:25] ---
    Now you made me mad.
[15:28] ---
    That all happened in a brief instant.
[15:49] ---
    A-Amazing...
[15:52] ---
    Just like a feather
    cutting through the air...
[15:58] ---
    Thank you so much
    for rescuing me again.
[16:02] ---
    Uh, you're welcome.
[16:05] ---
    I mean, I don't think
    that's what happened.
[16:07] ---
    You really are brave, Kenichi-san.
[16:10] ---
    I'm so glad that you were
    the first to become my friend.
[16:13] ---
    F-Friend?
[16:16] ---
    Yes!
[16:17] ---
    "Kirigakure Park"
[16:18] ---
    Oh, the karate club?
[16:20] ---
    I figured that you
    were a martial artist.
[16:23] ---
    Well, I wouldn't call
    myself an artist... Ow.
[16:26] ---
    For him to think that only the strong
    have a right to learn martial arts...
[16:30] ---
    He's completely missing the point.
[16:32] ---
    What? Is that so?
[16:34] ---
    Uh, well, I just happen to know
    a little bit about martial arts myself.
[16:39] ---
    Whoa, whoa! You call that
    "a little bit"?
[16:41] ---
    Uh, well, my master
    used to tell me all the time
[16:46] ---
    that martial arts was originally
    developed for those who are weak
[16:49] ---
    and lack physical strength to fight
    against those who are much stronger.
[16:52] ---
    Basically, he's got it
    completely the other way around.
[16:54] ---
    But no one would teach me
    anything in the karate club.
[16:58] ---
    Not only that, but in one week...
[17:01] ---
    I know! There's the Daigakkan
    "How to..." series!
[17:03] ---
    "How to be the Mightiest with Ease!"
    "Daigakkan"
[17:05] ---
    "The only way is through practice."
    So that's what it all comes down to?
[17:11] ---
    Um, if you would like to
    get stronger no matter what,
[17:14] ---
    there's one tested
    method that I know of.
[17:17] ---
    Huh? You mean I can
    become strong like you?
[17:20] ---
    I think maybe you can
    become significantly stronger
[17:23] ---
    if you go to this particular place
    to learn martial arts...
[17:26] ---
    Are you serious?
    Are you serious? Are you serious?
[17:27] ---
    But...
[17:28] ---
    But...?
[17:29] ---
    You have to manage to stay alive.
[17:33] ---
    What?
[17:38] ---
    This place, huh? I'm impressed
    that I actually managed to find it.
[17:41] ---
    "You're here! Park. Turn left diagonally
    at the first light. Dash 100 meters.
[17:42] ---
    Frog Drug Store. Flat-out dash for 2 minutes
    (@ 14 seconds for every 100 meters).
[17:43] ---
    Miu-san's map is totally weird.
[17:43] ---
    Cross the river 200 meters.
    Go straight north through the woods,
[17:45] ---
    run to the right for 10 minutes.
    Now you're at the last stage,
    you can just jog
[17:45] ---
    Who would put
    a "flat-out dash" in the map?
[17:48] ---
    (but go @ 8 seconds every 50 meters).
    Walk for 5 minutes.
    The building is surrounded by bricks."
[17:48] ---
    And this is clearly a roundabout way.
[17:49] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[17:52] ---
    If you're sure about this...
[17:56] ---
    Of course I'm sure about this.
[17:58] ---
    After all, one week from now,
    I'm going to be on the brink of death.
[18:03] ---
    What's the point of
    being afraid of this?
[18:06] ---
    I beg you!
[18:11] ---
    What's with this gate?
    It's awfully heavy! I beg you--
[18:21] ---
    So, what business
    do you have here, young man?
[18:26] ---
    Uh, well, I err...
    Uh, I made a mistake! I'm sorry!
[18:31] ---
    I'm sorry-- What? What the--
[18:34] ---
    A warp? Is this a warp?
[18:39] ---
    You seem to have a rather
    serious look on your face.
[18:43] ---
    Are you all right?
[18:44] ---
    Would you be some kind
    of martial arts master?
[18:47] ---
    Well, I wouldn't call myself a master.
[18:51] ---
    But I've never lost
    a fight in my whole life.
[18:54] ---
    This is it! This is where
    Miu-san told me to come!
[18:58] ---
    Uh, I'm Kenichi Shirahama!
[19:01] ---
    I was sent here by Furinji-san!
    It is an honor to meet you!
[19:05] ---
    Well, that's an awfully formal
    introduction for someone so young.
[19:08] ---
    So Miu sent you, huh?
[19:10] ---
    Well, come along then.
[19:12] ---
    Y-Yes, sir!
[19:14] ---
    Um, do you teach karate at this dojo?
[19:18] ---
    Yes, we teach karate as well.
[19:20] ---
    Cool!
[19:24] ---
    Apa!
[19:26] ---
    Wh-What is that?
[19:29] ---
    That's Apachai Hopachai
    from Thailand. He's 28 years old.
[19:33] ---
    W-Wow! Amazing!
[19:37] ---
    Apora gorya bugyaaaa!!
[19:41] ---
    Arya zurya kyeeee!!
[19:44] ---
    Apa! Apa!
[19:46] ---
    Apa! Ap--
[19:48] ---
    Don't act too surprised.
    He'll get happy and get carried away.
[19:51] ---
    --Apa! Apa! Apa! Apa! Apa! Apa...
[19:53] ---
    --Hey! Cut it out, Apachai!
    --Apa! Apa! Apa! Apa! Apa! Apa...
[19:56] ---
    So he's happy...
[19:59] ---
    We don't get too many visitors,
    so he probably got a little too excited.
[20:02] ---
    What kind of dojo is this anyway?
[20:14] ---
    There's a cute girl here!
[20:16] ---
    Although Miu-san is cute,
    but this girl is cute, too!
[20:24] ---
    Do you have some business with me?
[20:27] ---
    Uh, well, I was just...
[20:29] ---
    Then take it from above
    the floor mats, Kensei Ma!
[20:36] ---
    Well, I just happened to be
    passing by below, Shigure-don.
[20:40] ---
    I have no business with you.
[20:41] ---
    What were you taking with
    that suspicious camera you have there?
[20:45] ---
    Panti... Uh, I mean,
    the scenery... Good-bye!
[20:56] ---
    It can be dangerous
    poking around in places.
[20:58] ---
    Now, this is the karate teacher
    that you've been looking for.
[21:02] ---
    But he's a little
    difficult to deal with.
[21:05] ---
    Uh, right...
[21:06] ---
    Hey, Sakaki-kun. I've got
    something to talk to you about.
[21:12] ---
    What? A disciple? You fool!
[21:18] ---
    I don't take on disciples!
[21:20] ---
    See?
[21:22] ---
    Then he's really not a teacher!
[21:26] ---
    Besides, old man,
    if he became my pupil...
[21:42] ---
    ...he'd be dead in three days.
[21:44] ---
    Is that right? That's too bad!
[21:46] ---
    If you don't take on pupils,
    then, oh well, what can I say!
[21:50] ---
    I'll be on my way then!
[21:58] ---
    Hey, he passed out.
[22:01] ---
    How rude of him.
[22:04] ---
    Wh-What is this place?
    What kind of dojo is this?
[22:10] ---
    Kenichi-san? Kenichi-san?
[22:13] ---
    Miu-san!
[22:14] ---
    Are you all right, Kenichi-san?
[22:16] ---
    I-It's dangerous here!
    Let's get out of here right away!
[22:19] ---
    Well, actually, I live here.
[22:23] ---
    I'm her grandfather.
[22:25] ---
    Grandfather?
[22:28] ---
    It was then that the instinct
    of the bullied boy within me
[22:31] ---
    started to sound the warning.
[22:34] ---
    "This is dicey! This is dicey!
    I can smell it all over the place."
[22:43] ---
    Even if it's hidden by rain
[22:52] ---
    The sun must be there
[23:02] ---
    I had even lost a dream
[23:10] ---
    I will never forget
    the smile that gave me courage
[23:22] ---
    I keep on believing because I have you
[23:29] ---
    Light starts flowing out of my heart
[23:40] ---
    Just like a flower
    with no name on the street
[23:49] ---
    When I stumble and fall
[23:58] ---
    I will get up on my own
[24:07] ---
    Who are all these apparently
    scary-looking people?
[24:11] ---
    These are masters
    of extreme martial arts.
[24:14] ---
    They are the people of Ryozanpaku.
[24:16] ---
    Kenichi-san, I'm sure you can get
    stronger if these people teach you.
[24:20] ---
    B-But I'm a little worried
    whether I can survive it.
[24:23] ---
    Kenichi-san, you can do it!
[24:25] ---
    You know, "Go for broke"!
[24:27] ---
    No way! No way!
    I don't want to get broken!
[24:31] ---
    I feel uneasy about the future.
[24:36] ---
    
[24:38] ---
    
[24:40] ---
    

Season 1

E2 - The Beginning of the Fight!

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[00:09] ---
    Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
[00:14] ---
    Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
[00:17] ---
    Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
    Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
    Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
[00:36] ---
    Sono risouzou mune ni daki
[00:40] ---
    Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
    Wakime mo furazu
[00:48] ---
    Demo nakidashi soude
    nagedashitaku natte
[00:53] ---
    Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
    Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
    Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
    Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
    yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
[01:15] ---
    Tsuyoku nareru
[01:18] ---
    Tsuranukya iisa
[01:31] ---
    The karate fighter, who has
    earned himself the nickname
[01:33] ---
    of the 100th dan in street fighting,
    Shio Sakaki. [dan: rank and degree]
[01:36] ---
    And then there's Apachai Hopachai,
    the grim reaper of secret Muay Thai boxing.
[01:40] ---
    And Kensei Ma, a master of
    all kinds of Chinese martial arts.
[01:45] ---
    And Akisame Koetsuji,
    the warrior philosopher.
[01:50] ---
    And Shigure Kosaka, who summons
    great skill in handling swords and weapons.
[01:55] ---
    And then there's me,
    the elder of the house.
[01:58] ---
    This is a place where masters in
    the practice of martial arts gather.
[02:01] ---
    Masters, who have little fondness
    for the trends that have turned
[02:04] ---
    martial arts into sports.
[02:05] ---
    People do not regard this
    place as a dojo, but rather...
[02:10] ---
    ...they call it Ryozanpaku.
[02:12] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[02:21] ---
    I wasn't told about this!
[02:24] ---
    Well, I think I'll go
    and make some tea!
[02:29] ---
    Miu-san, please don't leave
    me here alone with them!
[02:32] ---
    That Miu pushed this kid
    on us and then just took off.
[02:36] ---
    It's a child-like response of running
    away after trying to help a butterfly
[02:39] ---
    escape a spider's web, but having seen
    it backfire with terrible consequences.
[02:46] ---
    That's a nice analogy.
[02:48] ---
    So? What are we going to do
    with this butterfly, my friends?
[02:52] ---
    Well, I suppose we should just ask him.
[02:55] ---
    You have come prepared
    for this, have you not?
[03:00] ---
    Let me ask you again,
    Kenichi Shirahama-kun.
[03:03] ---
    Are you here to join us?
    Here at the Ryozanpaku?
[03:10] ---
    If I can become stronger!
[03:20] ---
    Then fill out your name
    and address on this form here.
[03:23] ---
    Yes!
[03:25] ---
    Well, you need to pay 20,000 yen
    as a monthly tuition fee.
[03:28] ---
    What? That's expensive!
[03:32] ---
    We'll take 10,000 yen then.
[03:36] ---
    Everyone! I've brought some tea!
[03:40] ---
    Here you go, Kenichi-san!
[03:41] ---
    Uh, thanks.
[03:42] ---
    --Here you go.
    --Thank you.
[03:47] ---
    We'll take 5,000 yen, then.
[03:49] ---
    That's a quarter of what
    he asked just a minute ago.
[03:51] ---
    Hey, Kensei. That's awfully vulgar.
[03:53] ---
    Oh, come on, Akisame-kun.
[03:55] ---
    The fact is that this here Ryozanpaku
    is experiencing some financial hardship.
[04:01] ---
    Oh, is that right?
[04:03] ---
    Thank you!
[04:04] ---
    Well, we've managed so far thanks
    to Miu's clever bookkeeping.
[04:07] ---
    What? She's still only in high school,
[04:10] ---
    but Miu-san does all
    the household finances?
[04:12] ---
    That's not all.
[04:13] ---
    There's the laundry
    and cleaning and cooking as well.
[04:15] ---
    --It's hard to imagine how Ryozanpaku
    would carry on without her.
[04:16] ---
    --Here you go! Here you go!
    --It's hard to imagine how Ryozanpaku
    would carry on without her.
[04:23] ---
    Hey! Bring me sake!
[04:27] ---
    Hurry up!
[04:28] ---
    Oh, my!
[04:31] ---
    But we don't have
    any money left to afford that!
[04:33] ---
    Then there's only one way!
[04:36] ---
    Apachai, go pawn Miu!
[04:39] ---
    Hurry up!
[04:40] ---
    Apa!
[04:41] ---
    Oh, no!
[04:45] ---
    That's wrong! I must come here
    every day and protect Miu-san!
[04:50] ---
    So, what is it that you
    want to learn, Kenichi-san?
[04:53] ---
    Huh?
[04:54] ---
    Well, it'd be great
[04:57] ---
    if I could learn karate, since
    I have a particular fondness for it...
[04:59] ---
    I said that I don't take on disciples!
[05:01] ---
    I think... it would be best
    if Akisame taught him.
[05:06] ---
    Hey, come on.
    Are you talking about me?
[05:08] ---
    I see.
[05:10] ---
    Akisame does have some
    familiarity with teaching.
[05:13] ---
    Besides, anyone else...
[05:18] ---
    ...might end up killing him.
[05:20] ---
    Oh, Miu-san!
[05:22] ---
    Don't worry. Akisame is
    a pretty straight up fellow.
[05:26] ---
    R-Really?
[05:30] ---
    Well, relatively speaking, anyway.
[05:31] ---
    Are you an absolute beginner
    in the martial arts?
[05:34] ---
    Uh, yes. If I don't
    get stronger soon,
[05:38] ---
    I'm going to be killed by a senior.
[05:40] ---
    Killed?
[05:42] ---
    I see. So that's how it is.
[05:44] ---
    I can understand.
[05:46] ---
    After all, I was bullied and pushed
    around a lot when I was a kid.
[05:49] ---
    Huh?
[05:50] ---
    Jujutsu is very effective
    in protecting your body.
[05:53] ---
    Don't worry.
    I'm not a very strict teacher.
[05:57] ---
    Uh, yes!
[06:04] ---
    "Courage"
[06:05] ---
    "Endurance"
[06:05] ---
    Se-Sensei!
[06:07] ---
    "Courage" "Endurance" "Effort"
[06:08] ---
    I said, sensei!
[06:11] ---
    It feels like my fingers
    are going to rip off!
[06:15] ---
    Many have said that,
    but I've never seen it happen.
[06:18] ---
    Sensei! D-Didn't you say
    that you weren't strict?
[06:23] ---
    Hmm?
[06:24] ---
    I'm not strict. Not at all.
[06:29] ---
    Don't tell me that this
    is what he calls "easy level"!
[06:36] ---
    Owww!
[06:39] ---
    Now, let's give ourselves a break and...
[06:42] ---
    How about we go to Soramigaoka Park?
[06:44] ---
    Wait a minute. Soramigaoka?
    That's like three train stops away.
[06:49] ---
    Are you telling me to haul this
    as I walk all that distance?
[06:51] ---
    No!
[06:54] ---
    You'll run!
[06:57] ---
    You're slow! Even a turtle
    could catch up to you! Faster!
[07:01] ---
    You're evil!
[07:03] ---
    A snail could run circles
    around you! Faster!
[07:07] ---
    See you later!
[07:14] ---
    Well, today was the first day,
[07:16] ---
    so I intended a simple
    body workout, but...
[07:19] ---
    Starting tomorrow, we will
    engage in real training.
[07:22] ---
    So make sure you sleep well tonight
    and get all the rest you can.
[07:25] ---
    See you in the morning.
[07:28] ---
    He calls this training?
[07:32] ---
    No bullying I ever got
    was as bad as this.
[07:35] ---
    I'm going to quit!
[07:37] ---
    I'm going to qu--
[07:41] ---
    Kenichi-san.
[07:43] ---
    I know this is really tough on you,
[07:44] ---
    but I hope you give it
    your best tomorrow as well.
[07:57] ---
    I guess I could give it another shot.
[08:00] ---
    It's a bit clumsy,
    but I made this for you.
[08:04] ---
    Good luck!
[08:05] ---
    --H-He made a cane just for me!
[08:06] ---
    --Keep at it!
    --H-He made a cane just for me!
[08:08] ---
    He's a real nice guy.
[08:10] ---
    Maybe I should've picked
    Muay Thai boxing instead.
[08:14] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[08:14] ---
    Your head's too high!
[08:16] ---
    Bring your hips down lower!
[08:19] ---
    I want you to walk between the posts
    quickly by shuffling your feet forward.
[08:23] ---
    Th-This is really difficult!
[08:25] ---
    K-Koetsuji-sensei!
[08:28] ---
    It's only been muscle training
    all day yesterday and today.
[08:32] ---
    When are you going to
    start teaching me jujutsu?
[08:35] ---
    Whatever you may think, we've got
    to work on your strength first.
[08:39] ---
    No matter how good your skills
    and techniques may be,
[08:41] ---
    an ant can't beat an elephant, right?
[08:43] ---
    So am I like an ant?
[08:46] ---
    Maybe I was a bit rude
    to compare you with an ant.
[08:50] ---
    Aww! You're making fun of me now!
    I wanna quit! I wanna quit!
[08:54] ---
    Kenichi-kun, an ant possesses
    the strength to carry things
[08:58] ---
    that are several times
    its own weight.
[09:00] ---
    Maybe you should
    learn from an ant.
[09:04] ---
    It is a fact that
    I don't have much strength...
[09:08] ---
    So, what should I do next?
[09:11] ---
    Well, how about
    we take a little break?
[09:15] ---
    --Okay, the break's over!
    --That was too fast!
[09:19] ---
    I think it was a good idea
    to have Koetsuji-kun train him.
[09:22] ---
    He's giving good guidance.
[09:25] ---
    Lucky him. He's got a disciple.
[09:28] ---
    So, anyway...
[09:29] ---
    You will now be training in Muay Thai.
[09:32] ---
    I look forward to it!
[09:33] ---
    M-My body!!
[09:35] ---
    Hmm... Maybe I ought to teach
    him a few things as well.
[09:38] ---
    My body's not designed
    to contort like that!
[09:42] ---
    You're lucky.
[09:43] ---
    Even a king wouldn't be
    able to get taught by
[09:46] ---
    so many masters at the same time.
[09:49] ---
    I'm going to be killed!
[09:57] ---
    --I'm going to be so late now...
[09:58] ---
    --Hey, Daimonji.
    --I'm going to be so late now...
[09:59] ---
    Are you really going to do it?
[10:01] ---
    If you're not careful,
[10:03] ---
    you might actually end up
    killing that spineless jelly.
[10:05] ---
    What are you talking about, guys?
[10:07] ---
    Having a weakling
    like him in the club
[10:09] ---
    sullies the reputation of
    the Koryo High Karate Club.
[10:12] ---
    I'll beat the crap out of
    that bastard Shirahama
[10:16] ---
    and make sure that he's never able to
    set foot in the karate club ever again!
[10:19] ---
    That's a good plan.
[10:21] ---
    Come to think of it,
    he hasn't showed his face lately.
[10:24] ---
    Maybe he's run away in fear!
[10:32] ---
    I see. So that's what's going on.
[10:36] ---
    "Kirigakure Park"
[10:37] ---
    Oh, I somehow managed to
    make it through the day alive...
[10:40] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[10:43] ---
    Miu-san.
[10:43] ---
    I figured you'd be passing
    by here around now.
[10:47] ---
    What? Are you going to teach me
    some techniques or something?
[10:50] ---
    Yes. Well, it's more
    about how to walk.
[10:52] ---
    Huh?
[10:53] ---
    We refer to it as "stepping methods."
    First, I want you to have a good look.
[10:57] ---
    Sure.
[11:00] ---
    This is called "kouho" when
    we bring the toes together.
[11:03] ---
    And "haiho" is when
    you pivot outwards.
[11:06] ---
    Uh, right...
[11:08] ---
    It might be quicker
    and easier if I have you try it.
[11:12] ---
    Kenichi-san, I want you
    to try and attack me.
[11:15] ---
    What? I can't do that!
[11:17] ---
    There's no way that I, as a man,
    can ever raise a hand against a woman!
[11:20] ---
    Ever!
[11:21] ---
    He's awfully chivalrous in an odd way.
[11:24] ---
    Then I want you to touch me.
[11:27] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What? T-T-T-Touch you?
[11:30] ---
    Yes! I'm going to show
    you how you dodge it.
[11:33] ---
    S-So, you're sure about this?
    I can touch you?
[11:35] ---
    Yes.
[11:36] ---
    I don't like the way
    he's moving his hands...
[11:42] ---
    Here I come again!
[11:45] ---
    Why, you!
[11:48] ---
    What?
[11:50] ---
    Like that!
[11:52] ---
    The key is how you move your feet.
[11:54] ---
    The right foot,
    which I stepped forward with,
[11:56] ---
    becomes the back foot after
    using it to pivot my body.
[11:59] ---
    In other words, like this.
[12:01] ---
    You quickly use your footing to get
    around to the side of your opponent.
[12:04] ---
    You intentionally leave your upper
    body in place until the last moment,
[12:06] ---
    and by quickly pivoting away,
    you can avoid your opponent's attack.
[12:10] ---
    Let's see...
[12:13] ---
    I point the tip of my right foot
    towards the tip of my left foot, and...
[12:20] ---
    Okay...
[12:28] ---
    Maybe we should start by focusing
    on moving just that foot for now.
[12:31] ---
    Right...
[12:33] ---
    Point your toes into each other.
[12:35] ---
    You fall over because
    you're not lowering your hips.
[12:44] ---
    I can't do it.
[12:45] ---
    I don't have the talent for it.
    It's impossible.
[12:48] ---
    Have you been building your muscles?
[12:51] ---
    Even if I do this, there's no
    way that I can beat Daimonji.
[12:56] ---
    If that's what you've decided,
[12:57] ---
    then maybe you ought to run away
    while you have the chance.
[13:00] ---
    That's easy for you to say!
[13:01] ---
    If I fight this guy, it's a sure bet
    that I'm going to get killed!
[13:04] ---
    There's no such thing
    as a sure bet in fighting.
[13:07] ---
    You don't know how
    you'll fare unless you try.
[13:10] ---
    I know that for sure!
    It's so obvious!
[13:12] ---
    I'm sure that you would be spooked
    if you saw his muscles...
[13:16] ---
    You're right.
[13:17] ---
    It's certain that you'll lose,
    the way that you are now.
[13:20] ---
    I mean, the way you are right now...
[13:23] ---
    I can tell that your spirit has already
    lost before you've even started the fight.
[13:27] ---
    Now that I think about it,
    I've always been that way.
[13:34] ---
    Oh, right. There's one thing
    I forgot to tell you.
[13:37] ---
    Huh?
[13:54] ---
    Meow.
[14:01] ---
    At any rate, Kenichi-san is much
    later than usual this morning.
[14:07] ---
    I wonder if he doesn't plan
    to come to school today.
[14:11] ---
    But that's okay.
[14:13] ---
    One ought to steer
    his own life the way he pleases.
[14:15] ---
    If he chooses to run away,
    he's free to do so.
[14:18] ---
    --Hey, look!
    --Oh, how creepy. What's he doing?
[14:21] ---
    Kouho, haiho... Kouho, haiho... Kouho...
[14:27] ---
    Kenichi-san?
[14:29] ---
    Oh, Miu-san. Good morning.
[14:32] ---
    I've been walking like this
    all the way from home.
[14:34] ---
    Even though I left
    an hour earlier than usual,
[14:36] ---
    it looks like I'm still
    going to end up late.
[14:38] ---
    Um, Miu-san.
[14:40] ---
    At this rate, we're definitely
    going to be late,
[14:43] ---
    so feel free to go ahead of me.
[14:46] ---
    I'm going to come to school
    like this every day from now on.
[14:48] ---
    What are you talking about?
    I'm your friend.
[14:52] ---
    I'm going to stick
    with you all the way.
[14:54] ---
    In this way, a week had
    passed before I knew it.
[15:01] ---
    I have done everything that
    I could in the past week.
[15:04] ---
    After the grueling training
    with blood and sweat,
[15:07] ---
    I have managed to
    learn two techniques.
[15:10] ---
    This and this. That's all!
    This and this. That's all!
[15:16] ---
    Shirahama, what are you doing here?
[15:20] ---
    Well, we agreed that
    we'd meet in a week, so...
[15:23] ---
    What?
[15:25] ---
    Don't tell me you think you have
    a chance of beating me! Eh?
[15:31] ---
    I-I wouldn't know unless I tried.
[15:34] ---
    Interesting...
[15:37] ---
    If you want to die that much...
[15:46] ---
    ...I will kill you.
[15:47] ---
    All right. I'll be the referee.
[15:50] ---
    Do it, Daimonji!
[15:52] ---
    Finish him off in one move!
[15:54] ---
    Begin!
[15:59] ---
    There's no way in hell!
[16:08] ---
    Out of bounds!
[16:09] ---
    Wow! He blasted him!
[16:12] ---
    This is great!
[16:13] ---
    What do you want to do, kid?
    You wanna give up?
[16:20] ---
    N-No! I'm not done yet!
[16:24] ---
    Calm down. Just calm down, Kenichi!
[16:29] ---
    Give it up already.
[16:31] ---
    You're gonna die!
[16:32] ---
    Begin!
[16:35] ---
    What was it that Miu said?
[16:37] ---
    The urge to avoid the attack
    will inadvertently put you
[16:39] ---
    in a more dangerous position.
[16:41] ---
    Before your opponent's striking action
    builds speed, you step forward.
[16:45] ---
    You got that?
[16:46] ---
    The most important thing to
    remember here is to step forward
[16:49] ---
    at the most dangerous moment!
[16:51] ---
    That's right!
[16:52] ---
    Die!
[16:54] ---
    Step forward!
[16:58] ---
    What? H-He disappeared!
[17:00] ---
    Huh?
[17:03] ---
    Wh-When did you...
[17:23] ---
    Against the armor of my muscles,
[17:25] ---
    punches and strikes from
    the likes of you have no effect!
[17:29] ---
    What'll you do?
[17:31] ---
    I'll continue.
[17:33] ---
    "With Your Heart and Soul"
[17:34] ---
    Begin!
[17:42] ---
    M-My attacks have no effect at all!
[17:46] ---
    You idiot!
[17:47] ---
    No matter how good
    you are at dodging,
[17:49] ---
    it means nothing if
    your attacks don't work!
[17:53] ---
    He's right about that!
[17:55] ---
    What am I going to do?
[18:01] ---
    You!
[18:08] ---
    You sneaky little bastard...
[18:12] ---
    I'm finished if he lands one on me!
[18:15] ---
    That's amazing. Daimonji's hits
    are powerful but slow.
[18:19] ---
    Yeah, if the kid keeps
    dodging him like that...
[18:24] ---
    This kid must've been training.
[18:27] ---
    Do I have to tell you again?
[18:29] ---
    No matter how well you escape,
[18:31] ---
    if you don't attack,
    you have no way of winning!
[18:35] ---
    That's true!
[18:36] ---
    But I've got to keep dodging him
    for as long as I can, otherwise...
[18:39] ---
    This little bean sprout!
[18:41] ---
    I'm not going to let him
    make a fool out of me!
[18:50] ---
    Huh?
[18:52] ---
    What's the matter?
    That's pretty shameful, Daimonji!
[18:55] ---
    You're getting tired in the legs?
[18:59] ---
    What was that feeling I just got?
[19:01] ---
    It was like I deflected
    his force just a little.
[19:08] ---
    Oh, right, there's something
    I forgot to tell you.
[19:11] ---
    A good technique is
    something that you can use
[19:13] ---
    defensively and offensively
    at the same time.
[19:23] ---
    In other words...
[19:26] ---
    Like this.
[19:28] ---
    I get it!
[19:29] ---
    I finally understand the other
    meaning of the "stepping method"!
[19:34] ---
    Hey Daimonji, are you all right?
[19:37] ---
    What color is your blood?
[19:42] ---
    I knew I was beginning to realize it.
[19:44] ---
    When I get back into a stance here,
[19:47] ---
    I take one extra step forward
    and push with my body...
[19:50] ---
    I draw the opponent in with my
    whole body as I return to a stance!
[19:56] ---
    My stepping move turns
    into an offensive move!
[20:08] ---
    Hey! Go and get a bucket of water!
[20:10] ---
    Did you just see that?
[20:12] ---
    Is this for real?
    That little junior beat him?
[20:14] ---
    He went head first!
[20:15] ---
    I can't believe it!
[20:19] ---
    D-Did I win?
[20:33] ---
    Th-That didn't count, right?
    That was a throwing move!
[20:36] ---
    You're being pathetic!
[20:37] ---
    The one who loses quits
    the karate club, right?
[20:39] ---
    That was a man-to-man promise.
[20:45] ---
    Th-That wasn't karate!
    That was some kind of trickery!
[20:49] ---
    I... I... I don't want
    to quit the karate club!
[20:58] ---
    H-He's right.
[21:00] ---
    Throwing moves are
    prohibited in this club.
[21:06] ---
    I'm afraid I lose
    because of an illegal move.
[21:11] ---
    Thank you very much!
[21:18] ---
    So I'm out of the club in the end...
[21:21] ---
    Yo, Kenichi.
[21:24] ---
    Look, I'm tired.
    Just leave me alone today.
[21:27] ---
    So, how did the karate fight go today?
[21:30] ---
    I lost.
[21:32] ---
    Well, everyone does
    say that you lost
[21:34] ---
    because you made an illegal move.
[21:36] ---
    But they can't fool me.
[21:39] ---
    I hate distorted information!
[21:43] ---
    That may have been an illegal move.
[21:45] ---
    But what happened today
    was a real fight.
[21:47] ---
    So, no matter what anyone says,
    you won it, Kenichi!
[21:55] ---
    Thanks! Huh?
[21:57] ---
    You just called me Kenichi.
[22:00] ---
    That must be the first time
[22:01] ---
    you called me by my name
    instead of calling me "coward."
[22:03] ---
    As a reward for your victory,
    let me give you a piece of information.
[22:06] ---
    That guy who refereed today,
    Tsukuba-senpai,
[22:09] ---
    was getting all fired up
    saying that he wanted
[22:12] ---
    to test your skill or something.
[22:13] ---
    Wh-What? What did you say?
[22:16] ---
    That Tsukuba-senpai is one of
    the top fighters in the karate club.
[22:21] ---
    On top of that, he's also in tight
    with some group of thugs.
[22:25] ---
    This time you'll be finished for sure.
[22:33] ---
    Wh-What am I going to do?
[22:43] ---
    Amefuri de kakurete mo
[22:52] ---
    Taiyou wa soko ni aruhazu
[23:02] ---
    Yume sae miushinatte ita boku ni
[23:09] ---
    Yuuki kureta egao wasurenai
[23:22] ---
    Kimi ga irukara shinji tsuzukeru
[23:29] ---
    Hikari mune no oku kara afurete kuruyo
[23:40] ---
    Michibata ni saku
    na mo naki hana no you ni
[23:49] ---
    Moshimo tsumazuki taoreta toki wa
[23:58] ---
    Kono ashi de tachiagarou
[24:08] ---
    Oh, no! This time I'm definitely,
    definitely finished!
[24:11] ---
    What's the matter, Kenichi-kun?
[24:13] ---
    It's distasteful to
    be in such a panic!
[24:14] ---
    I was challenged to a duel by a really
    strong senior from the karate club!
[24:18] ---
    I'm going to be ripped to shreds!
[24:21] ---
    Oh, a duel? Well, what a wonderful
    situation you've gotten yourself into.
[24:25] ---
    What am I supposed to do?
[24:26] ---
    That's easy! The only way
    is through training!
[24:28] ---
    150 times around the neighborhood
    pulling tires! Let's go!
[24:31] ---
    Th-That'll rip me to shreds
    before I even get into a fight!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:38] ---
    
[24:40] ---
    

Season 1

E3 - Strength and Courage! For the Sake of Justice!

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[00:09] ---
    I always found an excuse
[00:14] ---
    so I didn't have to deal
    with what I didn't like
[00:17] ---
    It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
[00:27] ---
    No matter what kind of master they are
[00:32] ---
    they didn't become
    masters just in one day
[00:36] ---
    Embrace the ideal image in the heart
[00:40] ---
    Without saying meaningless things
[00:45] ---
    Without looking aside
[00:48] ---
    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
[00:53] ---
    and losing to my own weakness
[00:58] ---
    I put myself in a bird cage
[01:02] ---
    and push it into the valley
[01:06] ---
    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
[01:15] ---
    I can be strong
[01:18] ---
    I just have to stick to it
[01:32] ---
    I knew I was beginning to realize it.
[01:34] ---
    My stepping move turns
    into an offensive move!
[01:39] ---
    I... I... I don't want
    to quit the karate club!
[01:46] ---
    As a reward for your victory,
    let me give you a piece of information.
[01:49] ---
    That guy who refereed today,
    Tsukuba-senpai,
[01:52] ---
    was getting all fired up saying that
    he wanted to test your skill or something.
[01:56] ---
    Wh-What? What did you say?
[01:59] ---
    Wh-What am I going to do?
[02:06] ---
    I've been wondering about
    this for a long time.
[02:08] ---
    Huh?
[02:09] ---
    You think Furinji is, you know...
[02:12] ---
    Huh?
[02:13] ---
    Super cute or what?
[02:16] ---
    What? You noticed that, too?
[02:18] ---
    I thought that was
    my own little secret!
[02:21] ---
    I-Idiot! To hell with your secret!
[02:23] ---
    Huh?
[02:24] ---
    But, you know,
    Furinji sure is hard to approach.
[02:28] ---
    It's like she lives in a totally
    different world or something.
[02:31] ---
    Come to think of it,
    it seems like she has no friends.
[02:34] ---
    Look, she's going
    to talk to someone.
[02:36] ---
    Wh-What the...
[02:38] ---
    Hello?
[02:41] ---
    That's Coward Ken!
[02:43] ---
    I joined the rhythmic gymnastics club!
[02:46] ---
    So, what club did you join after
    quitting the karate club, Kenichi-san?
[02:51] ---
    The judo club?
    Or the kendo club?
[02:54] ---
    The... The... The gardening club.
[03:00] ---
    Th-The gardening club, huh?
[03:02] ---
    So it's not a martial arts club
    or anything like that, huh...
[03:08] ---
    Kenichi-san? Yoohoo!
[03:10] ---
    And after that, Kenichi-kun spent
    his days watering the flowers
[03:15] ---
    and lived happily ever after. The end!
[03:19] ---
    Those eyes! Kenichi-san...
[03:22] ---
    I'd better go water the flowers...
[03:25] ---
    Kenichi-san! Class is about to start!
[03:28] ---
    What on earth has happened to you?
[03:29] ---
    Let me answer that.
[03:31] ---
    Um...
[03:33] ---
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[03:34] ---
    I am Kenichi's best friend,
    Haruo Niijima.
[03:39] ---
    Kenichi-san's friend?
[03:42] ---
    Niijima, his "best" friend. A friend
    of my best friend is a friend of mine.
[03:49] ---
    You can call me Miu.
[03:51] ---
    What?
[03:52] ---
    They've become friends
    just like that?
[03:56] ---
    Well, the chime is ringing.
[03:59] ---
    I am a student from another class,
[04:01] ---
    so perhaps we may have time
    to chat some more during gym class,
[04:03] ---
    which is coming up next.
[04:04] ---
    If you'll excuse me...
[04:05] ---
    Okay!
[04:13] ---
    Uh, the number of electrons
    of this atom is...
[04:18] ---
    Uh, Tsukuba, you're in class now.
    Let's not be making any noise.
[04:23] ---
    D-Don't make a racket
    with those walnuts.
[04:27] ---
    Tsu... ku... ba...
[04:35] ---
    Uh, I just wanted you to understand.
[04:37] ---
    That's all.
    I just wanted you to understand.
[04:39] ---
    And so the atom...
[04:42] ---
    And as I was saying, the atom...
[04:46] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama, huh?
[04:48] ---
    A little kid who shows no sign of talent,
    no matter how you look at it...
[04:52] ---
    Is it possible for him to learn how
    to fight like that in a mere week?
[04:57] ---
    Was he just pretending to be
    a weakling all this time,
[05:00] ---
    or was it all a fluke?
[05:03] ---
    Either way I'm going
    to have to find out.
[05:08] ---
    The sub-captain of the karate club?
[05:10] ---
    He was the one that
    refereed that last fight.
[05:13] ---
    Apparently he's been
    really curious about Kenichi
[05:16] ---
    and saying that he'd like to
    test him in the near future.
[05:19] ---
    "Test him"?
[05:21] ---
    I'm talking about a fight, of course.
[05:23] ---
    Oh. If that's all it is,
[05:25] ---
    Kenichi-san just has to
    beat him up and be done with it.
[05:28] ---
    You're pretty feisty,
    aren't you, Miu-chan!
[05:30] ---
    But I don't think
    it'll be as simple as that.
[05:33] ---
    This Tsukuba guy is...
[05:34] ---
    What? Tsukuba?
[05:36] ---
    Tsukuba-senpai
[05:37] ---
    is the guy who always practices
    against two people at the same time.
[05:40] ---
    And, and, he can take a rock
    and split it with his bare hands!
[05:45] ---
    And he can break
    a baseball bat with his foot.
[05:49] ---
    Oh...
[05:51] ---
    I see. So he must have a black belt.
[05:54] ---
    It might be a bit too much
    for Kenichi-san the way he is now.
[05:56] ---
    Setting it aside, I want
    to learn more about you.
[06:00] ---
    What are your measurements?
    Do you have a boyfriend?
[06:08] ---
    Why do people come
    around behind me
[06:09] ---
    when they know they're
    going to be thrown?
[06:11] ---
    Are you okay? Hello? Hello?
[06:14] ---
    Wh-When is he going to come after me?
[06:17] ---
    Will it be today, or will it
    be tomorrow? I'm in trouble.
[06:20] ---
    I'm in serious trouble this time!
[06:28] ---
    You have the look of a loser.
[06:31] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[06:33] ---
    You have the look of someone who was
    guided towards a victory in a fight,
[06:36] ---
    but now feels that this has
    brought on bigger problems.
[06:39] ---
    Can this man actually read my mind?
[06:43] ---
    Not to worry.
[06:44] ---
    There's only one effective medicine
    for those kinds of worries.
[06:47] ---
    Let's begin training!
[06:53] ---
    Koetsuji-sensei!
[06:55] ---
    Hmm?
[06:56] ---
    Isn't there some more effective way
    of training that can be done faster?
[07:00] ---
    There is.
[07:01] ---
    All right! Well, I really
    don't have much time.
[07:03] ---
    I would really appreciate it if
    you would teach me that method.
[07:06] ---
    The trick is to run faster!
[07:08] ---
    What?
[07:08] ---
    "Geh?"
[07:10] ---
    I'm not a horse!
[07:12] ---
    You're the one who asked for this!
[07:14] ---
    Just shut up and run!
[07:16] ---
    I should've kept my mouth shut!
[07:20] ---
    Now, nice and slowly
    in a low medium stance.
[07:23] ---
    --Very... Good... Very... Good...
    --Very... Good... Very... Good...
[07:27] ---
    The base of martial arts
    is the feet and legs.
[07:29] ---
    Those with weak legs
    aren't good at anything.
[07:32] ---
    Uh, how many more steps
    am I supposed to take?
[07:35] ---
    Only 9,565 steps or so.
[07:38] ---
    What?
[07:39] ---
    You're with Apachai next!
[07:41] ---
    Apa!
[07:42] ---
    Apa! Apa! Apa! Apa! Apapapapapapa!
[07:50] ---
    Kenichi! Sorry to keep you waiting.
[07:52] ---
    I'm done with my warm-ups.
    How about a little sparring?
[07:56] ---
    Apa?
[07:57] ---
    Apapapapa! I think I'll pass on it!
[08:00] ---
    Kenichi-san...
[08:02] ---
    Hey, you.
[08:03] ---
    You secretly showed him
    a technique, didn't you?
[08:06] ---
    Uh, how did you know, Sakaki-san?
[08:08] ---
    Come on. Everybody knows.
[08:11] ---
    I bet he won against a guy in the same
    grade in his karate club, right?
[08:15] ---
    Well...
[08:17] ---
    I'm sure your only focus
[08:18] ---
    was to defeat the bully from
    the karate club when you did it,
[08:22] ---
    but the real problem is what happens
    after he defeats that bully.
[08:26] ---
    I bet some even stronger guy
    has taken notice of him, hasn't he?
[08:30] ---
    I'm right again, eh?
[08:32] ---
    Well, I don't take on disciples,
    so it doesn't really concern me,
[08:36] ---
    but those guys knew that
    this kind of thing would happen,
[08:38] ---
    so they intentionally chose not
    to teach him any techniques.
[08:42] ---
    He hasn't even built up
    his basic core strength,
[08:46] ---
    --Apapapapapapapa!
    --and he's already being
    hounded by the tough guys.
[08:49] ---
    Who knows what's going to happen.
[08:51] ---
    Apa!
[08:53] ---
    --Thank you very much!!
    --Oh, Kenichi-san!
[08:57] ---
    Big Brother! Big Brother!
    Get a hold of yourself, Big Brother!
[09:03] ---
    Oh, Sister... I see.
    So you died as well...
[09:09] ---
    Poor thing...
[09:11] ---
    But now we can happily live together
    as brother and sister in heaven.
[09:17] ---
    Honoka...
[09:19] ---
    What are you talking about?
    You're at home!
[09:22] ---
    Home? If I'm home,
    that must mean that I'm alive!
[09:30] ---
    I'm alive!
[09:32] ---
    Mom! Something's wrong with Big Brother!
[09:41] ---
    I suppose you are free
    to spend your own allowance
[09:45] ---
    on whatever you wish to learn.
[09:47] ---
    But to see you come home all
    beaten up like this everyday...
[09:52] ---
    Is this dojo that you joined legitimate?
[09:56] ---
    It's... It's not legitimate at all.
[10:00] ---
    But legitimate just won't do it!
[10:03] ---
    Anything legitimate isn't
    going to help me in time!
[10:06] ---
    Hey, wait up, Big Brother!
[10:09] ---
    I bet you're being bullied at
    that dojo too! Right, Big Brother?
[10:13] ---
    What do we do with him?
[10:16] ---
    I'm always telling her not
    to run down the stairs.
[10:21] ---
    Saori...
[10:21] ---
    Yes, Dear?
[10:25] ---
    What are we going to do?
    What are we going to do?
[10:27] ---
    Our son is in big trouble!
[10:28] ---
    We have to do something
    to protect our son!
[10:32] ---
    That's the dojo he chose on his own.
    Let's have faith in him.
[10:38] ---
    Saori...
[10:40] ---
    Ahh! There you go again
    telling me stuff like that!
[10:42] ---
    What if it's a truly evil dojo?
    Our precious son's life is...
[10:50] ---
    Come on, Sebastian!
[10:55] ---
    Now that it's come to this,
[10:56] ---
    I'll just have to deal with those
    evil dojo guys at once myself!
[11:01] ---
    What do you think of that, Sebastian?
[11:05] ---
    Dear?
[11:07] ---
    Huh?
[11:08] ---
    That boy who used to always
    run away from everything
[11:12] ---
    has decided that he's going
    to fight back on his own.
[11:16] ---
    We must have faith in him for now.
    He is our son, after all.
[11:21] ---
    Sebastian! Back in the case!
[11:26] ---
    You're right, Saori.
[11:28] ---
    He possesses both of our DNA.
[11:36] ---
    I'm a little worried about
    your DNA though...
[11:42] ---
    They're hanging out waiting
    for you by the back gate as well.
[11:44] ---
    They're from the karate club.
[11:46] ---
    I bet Tsukuba-senpai
    ordered them to.
[11:49] ---
    Now that it's come to this...
[11:51] ---
    Listen, Miu-san!
[11:53] ---
    This doesn't mean
    that I'm running away!
[11:55] ---
    This is a strategic withdrawal!
[11:59] ---
    Sure.
[12:01] ---
    Whatever he's going on about,
[12:04] ---
    I think that Kenichi-san is getting
    tougher and tougher by the day.
[12:26] ---
    Wow! That's amazing!
[12:33] ---
    As long as there's this ace Takashima,
    the next competition will be...
[12:37] ---
    --Wow!
    --Oh my gosh!
[12:40] ---
    Furinji-san, you're so flexible!
[12:49] ---
    So nimble!
[12:50] ---
    Incredible!
[12:51] ---
    So, Miu Furinji-san, was it?
[12:54] ---
    Miss Transfer Student.
[12:56] ---
    According to a rumor, you've been
    training at a very high level
[12:59] ---
    since you were back in junior high.
[13:01] ---
    A girl like you shouldn't just stay on the
    sidelines and do nothing but stretching.
[13:06] ---
    How about getting right out into the
    center and showing us what you're made of?
[13:09] ---
    Come on. Don't hold back.
[13:16] ---
    Well, what's the matter?
[13:18] ---
    That's right!
[13:19] ---
    --What the...
    --Show us!
[13:22] ---
    Now, hand over your glasses.
[13:24] ---
    What?
[13:25] ---
    Go on. Hustle!
[13:29] ---
    --Can't wait to see this.
    --Oh, what am I going to do?
[13:31] ---
    --No kidding!
    --I really didn't want to stand out.
[13:37] ---
    Well, here I go.
[13:40] ---
    Now, let's see what you've got.
    What you're made of.
[13:56] ---
    Wh-What's up with this girl's moves?
[14:03] ---
    They're beautiful.
[14:06] ---
    But there's something
    different about her beauty.
[14:10] ---
    It's crisp in a way
    that I can't explain...
[14:15] ---
    Yes, It's much like
    the beauty of a sword.
[14:22] ---
    What? What?
[14:28] ---
    Wow! I've never seen
    anyone so impressive!
[14:31] ---
    It's like it's not
    even rhythmic gymnastics.
[14:34] ---
    You're too good, Furinji-san!
[14:36] ---
    Here's a towel.
[14:37] ---
    Uh, thanks.
[14:39] ---
    You should be able to become
    our ace performer in no time!
[14:41] ---
    Right, Takashima-senpai?
[14:44] ---
    Huh?
[14:45] ---
    Uh, yeah...
[14:49] ---
    I hope you'll teach me some moves!
[14:50] ---
    --Me too!
    --Me too!
[14:53] ---
    Me too, please!
[14:54] ---
    I don't know if
    I'm qualified to teach...
[14:57] ---
    Furinji-kun...
[15:01] ---
    Don't you let it go
    to your head, you hear?
[15:04] ---
    Now, girls.
    It's time to wrap it up.
[15:06] ---
    Okay!
[15:12] ---
    I did it only because
    she asked me to. Right?
[15:23] ---
    After all, the most dangerous time is
    the time everyone gets out of school.
[15:28] ---
    Now that I've got my shoes,
[15:29] ---
    I just have to
    meet up with Miu-san
[15:32] ---
    and make my escape from
    the window on the first floor.
[15:35] ---
    Clear to the right.
    Clear to the left.
[15:38] ---
    And while I'm at it,
    clear to the back... Uh...
[15:47] ---
    H-He found me!
[16:07] ---
    Kenichi-san sure is taking a long time.
[16:14] ---
    Please let me go!
[16:17] ---
    Why do I have to
    fight you, Tsukuba-san?
[16:22] ---
    Why? Who gives a damn about that?
    Just fight me, Shirahama!
[16:28] ---
    I-I don't want to fight for no reason.
[16:34] ---
    Running away?
[16:37] ---
    Are you going to
    run away, you coward?
[16:42] ---
    I-I'm...
[16:44] ---
    I'm not a coward!
    You take that back!
[16:50] ---
    Then you try to defeat me
    and make me take it back!
[17:00] ---
    F-Fast!
[17:10] ---
    Hey, what's the matter?
    Why don't you fight back?
[17:13] ---
    So, let me see how you always
    take down your opponent.
[17:17] ---
    I'm going to witness your
    true ability with my own eyes!
[17:30] ---
    Stop screwing around.
[17:33] ---
    You're a total amateur!
[17:36] ---
    Was your fight against
    Daimonji a fluke?
[17:46] ---
    Take that back!
[17:50] ---
    Hey, let me go.
[17:56] ---
    You little punk!
[17:58] ---
    You're pathetic,
    you piece of trash!
[18:01] ---
    Let go, you bastard!
[18:17] ---
    What the hell is this?
[18:19] ---
    The guy gave me a bruise!
[18:21] ---
    How could some little novice
    with no ability whatsoever
[18:24] ---
    have so much strength?
[18:27] ---
    Hey, you disappointing bastard!
[18:34] ---
    I don't get it.
[18:39] ---
    What? Kenichi-san finally got here?
[18:44] ---
    Oh, Kenichi-san!
[18:46] ---
    What happened to you today?
[18:49] ---
    I waited and waited
    but you never showed up,
[18:51] ---
    so I thought maybe
    you went ahead and...
[18:54] ---
    You have terrible injuries!
[18:56] ---
    It must mean that that Tsukuba fellow
    of the karate club finally got you!
[19:02] ---
    Not at all.
    I just fell down the stairs.
[19:07] ---
    That doesn't sound right to me!
[19:09] ---
    What kind of stairs would those be?
[19:13] ---
    No, actually that's really the truth.
[19:18] ---
    Anyway, I've got some training to do, so...
[19:24] ---
    Wait up, Kenichi-san!
[19:25] ---
    Just leave him alone.
[19:27] ---
    Sakaki-san...
[19:30] ---
    But...
[19:31] ---
    Listen, Miu.
[19:33] ---
    There's a face to every man that
    he would never want to show a woman.
[19:40] ---
    Oh...
[19:42] ---
    I see.
[19:46] ---
    Hmm...
[19:47] ---
    Doesn't seem to be
    any problems with your bones.
[19:50] ---
    And no dislocations.
[19:53] ---
    That hurts! That really hurts!
[19:57] ---
    Well, the important thing is
    that you made it back safely.
[20:02] ---
    Safely? This isn't something
    to laugh about, dammit!
[20:07] ---
    I worked so hard to train myself,
[20:11] ---
    but I lost...
    I lost so easily. So easily.
[20:19] ---
    You're right that it
    is no laughing matter.
[20:22] ---
    And so, what do you
    want to do about it?
[20:26] ---
    You want to do the same
    thing he did to you?
[20:33] ---
    I just want to... I just wanted
    to tell him that he was wrong.
[20:39] ---
    But just telling him
    wouldn't change anything,
[20:44] ---
    so when I tried to come out
    and show him what's right...
[20:50] ---
    ...I realized that I needed strength!
[20:53] ---
    I need strength and courage.
[20:56] ---
    Right now, I have neither...
[21:03] ---
    All right! Tomorrow you will
    start practicing techniques!
[21:09] ---
    Huh? Wha... What?
[21:12] ---
    It's to realize the sense
    of justice he believes in, huh?
[21:15] ---
    To think that the words I spoke
    to my master many years ago
[21:19] ---
    would be thrown
    back at me like this.
[21:22] ---
    --Kenichi!
    --Huh?
[21:24] ---
    Apachai is all ready!
[21:28] ---
    Apachai-kun,
    I appreciate your enthusiasm,
[21:31] ---
    but you don't seem to
    understand your own limits.
[21:33] ---
    Huh?
[21:34] ---
    Apa!
[21:35] ---
    Apapa... Limit what?
[21:38] ---
    Japanese is hard to understand!
[21:41] ---
    You seriously don't know?
[21:43] ---
    Don't worry, Kenichi.
[21:45] ---
    What?
[21:46] ---
    I may not know Japanese very well,
[21:49] ---
    but I sure know how
    to destroy another man!
[21:54] ---
    Apapa!
[21:56] ---
    He was just told, "starting tomorrow."
    He just doesn't seem to get it at all.
[22:03] ---
    It's nice to see them like that.
[22:06] ---
    He's just happy that
    he's got his very first disciple.
[22:09] ---
    Apachai, Apachai, Apachai...
[22:13] ---
    Wow, he's singing...
[22:15] ---
    Apapapapapapapapa!
[22:18] ---
    Wow, I can't see his punches...
[22:21] ---
    Apapapa...
[22:24] ---
    Wow, he's destroying something... Hey!
[22:27] ---
    He's really getting
    into this, that Apachai.
[22:30] ---
    It looks... fun.
[22:32] ---
    Please! Please tell Apachai what
    it means to know one's limits!
[22:43] ---
    Even if it's hidden by rain
[22:52] ---
    The sun must be there
[23:02] ---
    I had even lost a dream
[23:10] ---
    I will never forget
    the smile that gave me courage
[23:22] ---
    I keep on believing because I have you
[23:29] ---
    Light starts flowing out of my heart
[23:40] ---
    Just like a flower
    with no name on the street
[23:49] ---
    When I stumble and fall
[23:58] ---
    I will get up on my own
[24:07] ---
    Come on, what's wrong, Ken-chan?
    Giving up already?
[24:10] ---
    At this rate, you'll lose again.
[24:13] ---
    I never thought learning
    techniques would be this tough.
[24:16] ---
    You're the one who wanted to
    learn techniques, Ken-chan.
[24:19] ---
    The basic principle is to
    keep on training a disciple
[24:21] ---
    while keeping him
    in anguish the whole time.
[24:23] ---
    Wh-What a frightening thing!
[24:25] ---
    And I suppose you were telling a lie when
    you said you wanted to get stronger.
[24:27] ---
    That wasn't a lie! I will get stronger!
[24:30] ---
    Definitely! Sensei,
    one more time, please!
[24:32] ---
    Hmph! That's the attitude!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:38] ---
    
[24:40] ---
    

Season 1

E4 - Fight to Survive! It's Whether You Do It or You Don't!

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[00:09] ---
    Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
[00:14] ---
    Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
[00:17] ---
    Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
    Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
    Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
[00:36] ---
    Sono risouzou mune ni daki
[00:40] ---
    Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
    Wakime mo furazu
[00:48] ---
    Demo nakidashi soude
    nagedashitaku natte
[00:53] ---
    Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
    Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
    Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
    Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
    yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
[01:15] ---
    Tsuyoku nareru
[01:18] ---
    Tsuranukya iisa
[01:32] ---
    Please let me go!
[01:34] ---
    Why is it that I have
    to fight you, Tsukuba-san?
[01:39] ---
    Why? Who gives a damn about that?
[01:42] ---
    Just fight me, Shirahama!
[01:46] ---
    I-I don't want to fight for no reason.
[01:52] ---
    Running away?
[01:55] ---
    Are you going to
    run away, you coward?
[02:00] ---
    I-I'm...
[02:02] ---
    I'm not a coward!
    You take that back!
[02:08] ---
    Then you try to defeat me
    and make me take it back!
[02:18] ---
    F-Fast!
[02:28] ---
    I worked so hard to train myself,
[02:31] ---
    but I lost so easily. So easily.
[02:40] ---
    You're right that it is
    no laughing matter.
[02:44] ---
    And so, what do you
    want to do about it?
[02:47] ---
    You want to do the same
    thing he did to you?
[02:54] ---
    I just want to... I just wanted
    to tell him that he was wrong.
[03:00] ---
    But just telling him
    wouldn't change anything,
[03:05] ---
    so when I tried to come out
    and show him what's right...
[03:11] ---
    ...I realized that I needed strength!
[03:13] ---
    Strength and courage...
[03:18] ---
    All right! Tomorrow you will
    start practicing techniques!
[03:28] ---
    First, I, Akisame Koetsuji,
    will teach you some anti-karate techniques.
[03:32] ---
    But I'm not interested in
    martial arts for the sake of revenge.
[03:36] ---
    This sub-captain of
    the karate club, this Tsukuba...
[03:39] ---
    I think there's a high possibility
[03:41] ---
    that he might attack
    you again if he saw you.
[03:43] ---
    It-It is possible...
[03:48] ---
    They're doing it.
    They're doing it.
[03:50] ---
    Well, let's see... Sakaki-kun,
[03:53] ---
    as a karate fighter,
    do you have any advice?
[03:55] ---
    I don't take on disciples.
[03:58] ---
    Then why were you standing
    there the whole time?
[04:01] ---
    Anyway, putting that aside...
[04:05] ---
    What is this?
[04:07] ---
    It's something that
    I developed on my own.
[04:08] ---
    I call it the "Throwing Deity Great."
[04:11] ---
    We'll work on more precise techniques
    like the forearm return later.
[04:14] ---
    First we'll try a throwing technique.
[04:16] ---
    Yes, sir!
[04:20] ---
    It's too heavy to throw!
[04:23] ---
    It is solid rock, after all.
[04:30] ---
    You have to consider
    its center of gravity.
[04:32] ---
    Center of gravity?
[04:33] ---
    It is the point at which the weight
    of the object is balanced.
[04:37] ---
    In human terms, that would be
    a little bit below the navel.
[04:39] ---
    In a basic sense, if you break down
    your opponent's balance
[04:44] ---
    while applying pressure
    around the center of gravity,
[04:45] ---
    you can easily overcome him.
[04:48] ---
    A-Amazing!
[04:51] ---
    Nothing amazing about it.
[04:52] ---
    There he goes! Yeah,
    that's common sense to you!
[04:55] ---
    I will teach you a technique
    that's both defensive and offensive.
[04:58] ---
    Yes, sir!
[05:00] ---
    Hmph.
[05:01] ---
    He's hanging around again.
[05:03] ---
    Focus!
[05:06] ---
    It's not good enough to just
    get low and dodge your opponent.
[05:09] ---
    You have to take your opponent's
    position and attack him
[05:11] ---
    from a position from
    which he cannot counter.
[05:16] ---
    Ma-sensei, what makes this move
    both defensive and offensive?
[05:20] ---
    Hmm...
[05:24] ---
    Miu, come here for a sec.
[05:26] ---
    Uh, sure.
[05:27] ---
    Okay, Miu, try to attack me.
[05:30] ---
    Sure!
[05:31] ---
    Here goes!
[05:35] ---
    Whoa! You lock the opponent's leg
    while you're dodging her!
[05:38] ---
    Right! And at the same time,
    you ram your head into her chest!
[05:48] ---
    Ma-san, you're a pervert!
    You letch! A sicko!
[05:51] ---
    Now you practice on your own!
    Repeat the move you just saw!
[05:55] ---
    Yes, sir!
[05:58] ---
    No, you don't have
    to practice that part!
[06:00] ---
    I'll definitely punish you today!
[06:02] ---
    All right! This time it's my turn!
[06:07] ---
    Apa...
[06:11] ---
    Let go! I don't want to die!
[06:14] ---
    I mean, why are you always
    catching me like this, Shigure-san?
[06:18] ---
    It's because you run away.
[06:21] ---
    Why? Why do you always run away?
[06:24] ---
    That's because you don't seem
    to understand your limits!
[06:27] ---
    Apa!
[06:28] ---
    Not to worry today.
[06:30] ---
    You can be sure I'll be
    holding back on the mints.
[06:32] ---
    Uh, not "mints." I mean, "limits"!
[06:34] ---
    And maybe we were a little
    too early for the sparring.
[06:37] ---
    We'll just go with
    some mitt work today.
[06:42] ---
    I guess there's no
    place to escape to.
[06:46] ---
    Yes! That's right! That's it!
[06:48] ---
    Get your forearm in there!
[06:50] ---
    Actually, you're not good at all,
    but I think it's great!
[06:53] ---
    It's important for an instructor
    to give positive feedback.
[06:56] ---
    Now, you're going to dodge that, and...
[06:58] ---
    Apapapa!
[07:01] ---
    Where on earth did Ma-san hide?
[07:05] ---
    Kenichi!
[07:08] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[07:09] ---
    Hmph.
[07:35] ---
    Apa!
[07:36] ---
    Why don't you dodge it?
[07:44] ---
    Damn!
[07:45] ---
    What's the matter?
    Giving up already?
[07:49] ---
    N-Not yet!
[07:52] ---
    You're hanging in pretty good, kid.
[07:55] ---
    Honestly, I didn't think
    you'd last three days.
[07:58] ---
    I'm impressed that you've had
    the tenacity to carry on this far.
[08:01] ---
    Yes, sir!
[08:02] ---
    That's the first time
    he's said anything good to me.
[08:04] ---
    But because I don't have
    much talent for this,
[08:07] ---
    the statue won't lift up
    as easily as I'd like it to.
[08:09] ---
    Moron! Haven't you noticed yet?
[08:12] ---
    Huh?
[08:13] ---
    Don't you think there's something
    weird about that statue?
[08:16] ---
    Weird?
[08:17] ---
    Sakaki-kun, please don't interfere.
[08:19] ---
    Hmph.
[08:21] ---
    Now that you mention it...
[08:22] ---
    Koetsuji-sensei, this seems to
    have gotten bigger from before.
[08:26] ---
    What? Maybe it's grown thanks
    to all the spirits in the air!
[08:30] ---
    Koetsuji-sensei...
[08:32] ---
    Huh?
[08:33] ---
    No! No one is ever
    to enter that room!
[08:44] ---
    You just imagined that.
    You just imagined that.
[08:45] ---
    You must've been making the statues
    bigger and bigger every day!
[08:49] ---
    Now, you should be able to
    throw the first statue easily.
[08:52] ---
    Listen carefully, Kenichi-kun.
[08:53] ---
    Once you are able to do something
    through practice 100 times,
[08:55] ---
    you will be able to wield the strength
    of ten when you face a real fight.
[08:59] ---
    It feels like you just
    avoided the main issue...
[09:02] ---
    Hey, kid...
[09:04] ---
    I'll make an exception today.
    I'll teach you a technique.
[09:08] ---
    Tell me about the characteristics
[09:10] ---
    of that karate senior
    who almost killed you?
[09:13] ---
    What?
[09:14] ---
    Oh? I thought you don't
    take on disciples.
[09:17] ---
    I didn't say I was taking
    him on as a disciple!
[09:20] ---
    Today is special.
    Today is... Today is...
[09:24] ---
    Oh, right! Today is my birthday!
[09:27] ---
    So I'm doing this
    special today, just for you.
[09:29] ---
    Uh, yes!
[09:31] ---
    I always thought
    Sakaki-san was a scary guy,
[09:35] ---
    but maybe he's a nice guy after all.
[09:37] ---
    He sure is terrible at lying.
[09:40] ---
    So, what is the karate style
    of this karate senior?
[09:43] ---
    Style? I dunno...
[09:45] ---
    Don't you even know the karate style
    of the guy you fought? Eh?
[09:50] ---
    Uh, I'm sorry!
[09:51] ---
    Well, it's not like
    I'm angry or anything.
[09:54] ---
    I just want to know what
    sort of fighting stance he took.
[09:57] ---
    Um, his hands were like this,
[09:59] ---
    and his body was
    in a defensive stance.
[10:02] ---
    And his steps...
[10:03] ---
    What? "Steps"?
[10:05] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
    I'm sorry for being born!
[10:08] ---
    Uh, like I said,
    it's not like I'm angry.
[10:12] ---
    But you know, if the characteristics
    you describe are true,
[10:15] ---
    I know of a technique
    that can defeat him.
[10:18] ---
    --What?
    --Get outside.
[10:19] ---
    I'll show you.
[10:20] ---
    Yes, sir!
[10:29] ---
    Sakaki's teaching someone...
[10:32] ---
    What kind of magic did you
    use this time, Akisame?
[10:34] ---
    No magic in particular.
[10:36] ---
    I always knew that he'd
    be good at caring for others.
[10:39] ---
    A good teacher trains a good disciple.
[10:41] ---
    A good disciple nurtures a good teacher.
[10:44] ---
    Listen, kid. Based on what you said
    about his step and fighting stance,
[10:48] ---
    I'd say he's a "sport karate fighter."
[10:50] ---
    By adopting boxing moves and the like,
[10:52] ---
    he's been able to develop
    a broad style of karate,
[10:54] ---
    but there are likely a number of techniques
    that he is no longer cautious about.
[10:58] ---
    I am going to teach you
    one of those right now.
[11:00] ---
    Um...
[11:02] ---
    Hmm? What is it, you little punk?
[11:04] ---
    I'm Kenichi. Kenichi Shirahama!
[11:07] ---
    Oops, sorry! Even a kid
    like you is human.
[11:10] ---
    Of course you would have a name.
    I mean, even dogs have names.
[11:16] ---
    All right, Kenichi! How about you
    call me "Sakaki-sensei" from now on?
[11:22] ---
    Yes, Sakaki-sensei!
[11:24] ---
    Yeah, uh...
[11:26] ---
    Um... Sakaki-sensei...
[11:29] ---
    Do you really think that
    I can become strong?
[11:33] ---
    If I lose too easily after
    all the training, well, I...
[11:37] ---
    What's the matter?
    Lose your confidence?
[11:42] ---
    Now, Sakaki-kun,
    answer him carefully.
[11:45] ---
    Your value as a teacher will be
    revealed by how you answer him.
[11:48] ---
    So, how strong do you want to get?
[11:52] ---
    Huh? Well, um...
[11:56] ---
    You won't laugh, will you?
[11:58] ---
    Of course not!
    Who laughs at a man's goals?
[12:05] ---
    Well, I want to be strong enough
    so that I can one day protect
[12:08] ---
    my friend who's important to me!
[12:16] ---
    What's wrong with that?
    It's my goal.
[12:19] ---
    You idiot!
[12:20] ---
    If you're a man, you have to say
    "the strongest in the world!"
[12:25] ---
    Listen, Kenichi!
[12:26] ---
    Life isn't about what can
    and can't be done!
[12:29] ---
    It's about doing it or not doing it!
[12:33] ---
    So, have you shaken off
    your petty anxieties?
[12:35] ---
    Yes, sir!
[12:37] ---
    Now, let's get on with
    learning that technique!
[12:40] ---
    Yes, sir!
[13:01] ---
    So how did it go, Tsukuba?
[13:04] ---
    What do you say about that
    freshman Shirahama's skill?
[13:07] ---
    I overestimated him.
[13:10] ---
    A lot of bad ones this year.
[13:14] ---
    That's the next one.
[13:15] ---
    A new student in the judo club.
[13:16] ---
    He has his own fighting-style judo
    and I hear he's a nasty one.
[13:19] ---
    Are you sure he can really fight?
[13:22] ---
    When I have to deal
    with a half-assed weakling,
[13:24] ---
    I'm liable to tear him apart.
[13:26] ---
    Tear him apart.
[13:27] ---
    It's a job that combines
    your ability and your hobby.
[13:33] ---
    Hey, look at that.
[13:35] ---
    Huh?
[13:36] ---
    I'll be right there after I've watered
    the flowers in the gardening club.
[13:39] ---
    Then I'll be waiting at the front gate.
[13:45] ---
    They're meeting up so they
    can go home together all friendly.
[13:49] ---
    Hey, you think we
    should go talk to her?
[13:51] ---
    What?
[13:52] ---
    You never know.
[13:53] ---
    Maybe we'll end up
    friends real fast.
[13:55] ---
    I thought she seemed kind
    of unapproachable at first,
[13:57] ---
    but maybe we've misunderstood
    Furinji all along.
[14:01] ---
    Hey, Furinji!
[14:08] ---
    I can't get one decent guy this year!
[14:10] ---
    What fighting-style judo?
    Give me a break!
[14:14] ---
    You're another disappointment!
    You're just another weakling!
[14:18] ---
    Ahh! It's really pissing me off!
[14:20] ---
    P-Please! Give me a break!
[14:22] ---
    Stop it!
[14:26] ---
    Isn't it already clear
    that you won?
[14:31] ---
    Come on. Let's go to the infirmary.
[14:32] ---
    What the hell do
    you think you're doing?
[14:35] ---
    If you don't listen to me,
    I'll seriously punish you!
[14:38] ---
    You know an interesting move.
[14:41] ---
    If I see someone who's strong,
    I can't just leave it alone.
[14:43] ---
    And I don't care if you're a girl.
    How about a fight now?
[14:47] ---
    I'm sorry, Kenichi-san.
[14:49] ---
    I know you're training hard
    in order to defeat Tsukuba-san,
[14:52] ---
    but I just can't let him
    get away with this.
[14:56] ---
    Come at me. Here's a handicap.
[14:59] ---
    I'll even let you hit me
    a couple of times first.
[15:05] ---
    Stop it!
[15:08] ---
    I'm not going to let you get away
    with raising your hand against her,
[15:12] ---
    Tsukuba-senpai!
[15:13] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[15:15] ---
    I was wondering who
    it was and it turns out
[15:16] ---
    to be that disappointing coward!
[15:18] ---
    Don't you get in the way of
    another person's enjoyment!
[15:20] ---
    Kenichi-san, there's no way you can
    beat him the way you are right now!
[15:23] ---
    I know that.
[15:26] ---
    But I still am a man!
[15:30] ---
    If you really insist,
    then you'd better prepare yourself!
[15:33] ---
    This time I'm not holding back!
    You're gonna die!
[15:37] ---
    I'm scared...
[15:38] ---
    My body still remembers
    how hard those fists are
[15:40] ---
    and how heavy his kicks are!
[15:43] ---
    But I'm still gonna fight!
[15:46] ---
    Listen well, Kenichi.
[15:47] ---
    When guys who aren't used to fighting
    find themselves in a real fight,
[15:50] ---
    this here gets kind of shaky.
[15:52] ---
    The hands become weak,
    and the next thing you know,
[15:54] ---
    they're waiting for
    the opponent to make a move.
[15:56] ---
    Yes. That's how my fight turned out.
[15:58] ---
    Don't be afraid!
[16:00] ---
    That's easier said than done, I guess.
[16:03] ---
    So just narrow it down to one thing
    you have to think about.
[16:05] ---
    Okay.
[16:06] ---
    You have to land the first punch!
[16:08] ---
    Don't think about anything else!
[16:10] ---
    Don't even think about what you're
    going to do after you land your hit.
[16:13] ---
    You use this technique
    for that first hit!
[16:16] ---
    The one who makes
    the first move wins, Kenichi!
[16:21] ---
    You're too slow.
[16:30] ---
    Th-That's!
[16:32] ---
    "The yamazuki" of Bassai.
[16:34] ---
    It's a technique used in real fights,
    but it's perfect against sport karate.
[16:38] ---
    Fantastic!
[16:41] ---
    I hit him! I hit him!
    It's just as Sakaki-sensei said!
[16:46] ---
    Listen, Kenichi.
[16:47] ---
    People generally fear being hit
    in the face the most. Here!
[16:52] ---
    You first covered your face, didn't you?
[16:54] ---
    Well, unless you've got
    a lot of training,
[16:56] ---
    you'd have a tough time blocking
    this double upper and lower blow.
[17:00] ---
    Where did that come from?
[17:01] ---
    Judging by your opponent's fighting stance,
    I'd say he's a sports karate fighter.
[17:05] ---
    That means all of this training
[17:06] ---
    is geared towards an upright
    match structure bound by rules,
[17:09] ---
    rather than the free-for-all of
    a real fighting style.
[17:11] ---
    Yes!
[17:12] ---
    This yamazuki hasn't really been allowed
    according to recent fighting rules,
[17:15] ---
    so I doubt he's seen it much.
    I bet it would work.
[17:20] ---
    The yamazuki? You bastard...
[17:24] ---
    Who the hell uses a technique
    like that in a match?
[17:27] ---
    This isn't a match!
    This is a fight!
[17:30] ---
    Damn! The hit to the face was a ruse,
[17:34] ---
    so I instinctively
    tightened up my upper body.
[17:36] ---
    My lower body
    wasn't ready for it!
[17:38] ---
    Why, you!
[17:40] ---
    What about this?
[17:41] ---
    It's the technique
    I learned from Ma-sensei!
[17:44] ---
    Is it going to break?
[17:46] ---
    I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
    I will definitely kill you!
[17:51] ---
    That's a slow punch. I get it!
    He must be overstraining himself!
[17:55] ---
    Compared to Apachai-san's punches,
[17:56] ---
    this one looks like
    it's practically stopped! I got it!
[18:00] ---
    I can feel it!
[18:01] ---
    I can feel that his center of gravity
    has started falling forward!
[18:07] ---
    It's light!
[18:08] ---
    It's thanks to Koetsuji-sensei's training!
[18:10] ---
    Compared to the stone Buddha
    deity statues, he feels like a feather!
[18:17] ---
    I... I won!
[18:19] ---
    Are you okay?
[18:23] ---
    H-He seems okay!
    H-He's still alive!
[18:27] ---
    He's more concerned about the state
    of the one he just fought against
[18:29] ---
    than he is about himself?
[18:31] ---
    He sure is interesting.
[18:34] ---
    Uh, did I just say something strange?
[18:38] ---
    Wh-What? D-Did my fighting style
    look ridiculous?
[18:46] ---
    I see. So you won.
[18:48] ---
    That is great.
[18:49] ---
    Can't you look happier or give
    me some more rewarding words?
[18:53] ---
    Well, but you still haven't
    got to the tough part yet.
[18:56] ---
    Huh? What's going to be tough?
[18:58] ---
    You'll know soon enough.
[19:02] ---
    Kisara-sama...
[19:03] ---
    What? Tsukuba was?
[19:05] ---
    Yes.
[19:06] ---
    I see. So Tsukuba was beaten up by
    some first year guy called Shirahama.
[19:12] ---
    So there was one, after all.
[19:18] ---
    A good one.
[19:25] ---
    There. That guy.
[19:31] ---
    Hmm...
[19:32] ---
    What's the matter?
[19:37] ---
    You have a serious
    look on your face.
[19:39] ---
    Is there something
    that's bothering you?
[19:41] ---
    Well, actually...
[19:44] ---
    What? You think everyone's
    afraid of you now?
[19:47] ---
    Yeah. I'm starting
    to get that feeling.
[19:49] ---
    Extra! Extra!
[19:51] ---
    That "coward" Kenichi Shirahama
    has defeated Tsukuba,
[19:51] ---
    "Congrats" "Shirahama's First Victory!!"
[19:54] ---
    the evil thug of the karate club!
[19:55] ---
    the evil thug of the karate club!
[19:57] ---
    Not to mention he
    did it with one blow!
[19:59] ---
    Shirahama is actually
    quite the violent...
[20:01] ---
    Don't look! Don't read! Don't read!
[20:03] ---
    What do you think you're doing, Niijima?
[20:09] ---
    Oh, hello there!
[20:11] ---
    My very best friend, Kenichi-kun!
[20:14] ---
    Who said I'm your best friend?
[20:15] ---
    And what is this all about?
    I want you to explain!
[20:19] ---
    Well, I'm in the newspaper club.
[20:21] ---
    How can I keep quiet about
    the success of my very best friend?
[20:24] ---
    Don't be so shy about it!
[20:25] ---
    I'm not being shy!
[20:26] ---
    Look at my rankings here.
[20:28] ---
    You've gone right to
    the top just like that!
[20:30] ---
    You're now in the
    "lone wolf" category.
[20:31] ---
    You don't have to show it to me!
[20:33] ---
    I know, Kenichi.
[20:34] ---
    I know that you've been secretly
    training in some dojo somewhere.
[20:38] ---
    H-How did you find that out?
[20:40] ---
    Don't you underestimate
    my information network.
[20:44] ---
    I'm the one who told him. I'm sorry.
[20:48] ---
    It only took two bowls of anmitsu!
    [anmitsu: Japanese dessert]
[20:50] ---
    "Anmitsu"
[20:50] ---
    You wouldn't believe how
    hard he's being working!
[20:52] ---
    I see. I see.
[20:53] ---
    What? You bought her off?
[20:56] ---
    Niijima-san is a friend!
[20:58] ---
    I never thought that something
    like this would happen!
[21:02] ---
    I'd appreciate it if you
    could keep it quiet.
[21:05] ---
    Hide, Kenichi!
[21:11] ---
    That Tsukuba's an embarrassment.
[21:14] ---
    He's tarnished
    the reputation of Ragnarok.
[21:20] ---
    You take care of Tsukuba.
[21:21] ---
    Tell him never to show
    his face in this school again.
[21:24] ---
    And Kisara-sama wants us to bring
    that first year Shirahama guy to her.
[21:28] ---
    --You...
    --Sure.
[21:31] ---
    Th-They're looking for me!
[21:33] ---
    I wonder if they're going to
    beat me up if they ever catch me...
[21:35] ---
    Maybe they just want to make friends!
[21:37] ---
    You know there's no way in hell!
[21:38] ---
    Aww! Kenichi-san yelled at me!
[21:42] ---
    Those guys belong to Ragnarok.
[21:44] ---
    Ragnarok?
[21:45] ---
    Yeah. They're a really powerful gang
    that runs things around here.
[21:49] ---
    What?
[21:50] ---
    You're in big trouble now, Kenichi!
    You stand out way too much now.
[21:54] ---
    It's Ragnarok we're talking about.
[21:56] ---
    I'm sure those guys are probably
    wandering around town looking for you.
[21:58] ---
    They're probably watching
    all the routes to the school
[22:00] ---
    and maybe they even
    know where you live already.
[22:08] ---
    There's nothing to worry about.
[22:09] ---
    There's no way
    they'd be waiting for us
[22:11] ---
    along our secret escape
    route to school--
[22:13] ---
    That's not what
    I'm worried about here!
[22:16] ---
    He yelled at me again!
[22:18] ---
    Isn't he a terrible boy?
[22:20] ---
    He's always been like that,
    from way back.
[22:23] ---
    Kenichi, as your best friend,
    let me give you a piece of advice.
[22:28] ---
    N-Niijima...
[22:29] ---
    I understand that if your
    medical bills go over 100,000 yen,
[22:31] ---
    you can deduct them
    from your income taxes.
[22:37] ---
    H-H-Hundred thousand...
[22:43] ---
    Amefuri de kakurete mo
[22:52] ---
    Taiyou wa soko ni aruhazu
[23:02] ---
    Yume sae miushinatte ita boku ni
[23:10] ---
    Yuuki kureta egao wasurenai
[23:22] ---
    Kimi ga irukara shinji tsuzukeru
[23:29] ---
    Hikari mune no oku kara afurete kuruyo
[23:40] ---
    Michibata ni saku
    na mo naki hana no you ni
[23:49] ---
    Moshimo tsumazuki taoreta toki wa
[23:58] ---
    Kono ashi de tachiagarou
[24:06] ---
    I've been stalked by gang members
    day and night, every single day!
[24:10] ---
    What on earth has
    happened to my youth?
[24:12] ---
    You sure are popular, Kenichi.
    Damn, I'm kind of envious.
[24:17] ---
    Being popular with a gang isn't
    something I'm happy about at all!
[24:20] ---
    Now, being popular with Miu
    would make me happy, though.
[24:23] ---
    Right! Then I'll give you movie tickets!
[24:26] ---
    Go on a date with Miu!
[24:27] ---
    R-Really? Thank you very much!
[24:30] ---
    I will stand by your side
    for the rest of my life!
[24:33] ---
    You're pretty easy to buy off.

Season 1

E5 - A Date?! You'd Better Score!

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[00:09] ---
    I always found an excuse
[00:14] ---
    so I didn't have to deal
    with what I didn't like
[00:17] ---
    It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
[00:27] ---
    No matter what kind of master they are
[00:32] ---
    they didn't become
    masters just in one day
[00:36] ---
    Embrace the ideal image in the heart
[00:40] ---
    Without saying meaningless things
[00:45] ---
    Without looking aside
[00:48] ---
    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
[00:53] ---
    and losing to my own weakness
[00:58] ---
    I put myself in a bird cage
[01:02] ---
    and push it into the valley
[01:06] ---
    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
[01:15] ---
    I can be strong
[01:18] ---
    I just have to stick to it
[01:31] ---
    What is this?
[01:35] ---
    It's too heavy to throw!
[01:38] ---
    So, have you shaken off
    your petty anxieties?
[01:40] ---
    Yes, sir!
[01:42] ---
    Now, let's get on with
    learning that technique!
[01:49] ---
    Th-That's...!
[01:51] ---
    "The yamazuki" of Bassai.
[01:53] ---
    It's a technique used in real fights,
[01:55] ---
    but it's perfect against
    sport karate. Fantastic!
[02:01] ---
    Those guys belong to Ragnarok.
[02:03] ---
    "Ragnarok"?
[02:04] ---
    Yeah. They're a really powerful gang
    that runs things around here.
[02:08] ---
    What?
[02:09] ---
    You're in big trouble now, Kenichi!
    You stand out way too much now.
[02:13] ---
    It's Ragnarok we're talking about.
[02:15] ---
    I'm sure those guys are probably
    wandering around town looking for you.
[02:17] ---
    They're probably watching
    all the routes to the school
[02:19] ---
    and maybe they even know
    where you live already.
[02:29] ---
    Oh, sounds like you're in trouble.
[02:33] ---
    Stop being so nonchalant...
[02:35] ---
    Please do something!
[02:39] ---
    But you seemed very happy
    yesterday, saying, "I won"!
[02:43] ---
    Yes, that's true, but...
[02:46] ---
    Don't tell me you guys already
    knew that it'd draw attention
[02:50] ---
    from the thugs if
    I defeated Tsukuba-senpai!
[02:53] ---
    Yeah.
[02:54] ---
    Why didn't you tell me that?
[02:56] ---
    Are you saying that you wouldn't
    have fought against him if we told you?
[03:01] ---
    Don't chicken out.
[03:02] ---
    You just have to train some more and
    become the strongest one in the school.
[03:07] ---
    But that's not going
    to solve anything.
[03:10] ---
    After all, life is a battle.
[03:13] ---
    But that's your outlook on life!
[03:15] ---
    Hmph! Then what the hell
    do you want to do?
[03:19] ---
    I-I want to...
[03:33] ---
    Shirahama! Where the hell did he go?
[03:37] ---
    They're all looking for me...
[03:39] ---
    I didn't think it'd
    turn out this way!
[03:42] ---
    Anyway, I ended up spraining my foot...
[03:47] ---
    ...when I was kicking his ass.
[03:50] ---
    I-I'm not running away.
[03:52] ---
    I'm just going to make
    a strategic withdrawal
[03:55] ---
    in order to avoid
    a pointless conflict.
[04:02] ---
    Shirahama-kun?
[04:07] ---
    Are you all right?
[04:14] ---
    Izumi-san?
    I didn't know you were here.
[04:17] ---
    Um...
[04:18] ---
    Yeah?
[04:19] ---
    N-Nothing.
[04:21] ---
    If you've got something
    to say, just say it.
[04:23] ---
    Huh?
[04:24] ---
    Like, I'm bothering you or something?
[04:26] ---
    Bothering me? Oh, no.
[04:29] ---
    I was just curious about why
    you joined the gardening club.
[04:33] ---
    You know, I'm the only
    other club member.
[04:36] ---
    Well, I've always been interested
    in flowers and grasses and stuff.
[04:41] ---
    But my friends used to pick on me
[04:44] ---
    and told me that it's lame
    for a man to grow flowers.
[04:47] ---
    But I decided that
    I was going to keep doing
[04:49] ---
    what I wanted to do
    no matter what people said.
[04:51] ---
    I've heard all kinds
    of rumors about you,
[04:55] ---
    so I thought you were a scarier guy.
[04:58] ---
    Rumors? What kind of rumors?
[05:01] ---
    That you're the strongest and meanest
    delinquent in the school.
[05:04] ---
    Well, that's a complete lie told
    by a devil wearing an alien's mask!
[05:09] ---
    Hey, tough guy!
    I've been looking for you.
[05:12] ---
    So this is where
    you've been hiding, huh?
[05:13] ---
    Niijima, you bastard!
[05:15] ---
    You spread ridiculous rumors
    about me again, didn't you?
[05:17] ---
    Yeah, I sure did. So what?
[05:20] ---
    Just stop spreading false
    information already!
[05:22] ---
    That's all right.
    They won't be false anyway.
[05:26] ---
    He must be the devil
    wearing an alien's mask
[05:28] ---
    that you were talking about earlier!
[05:29] ---
    Shut up, you little girl!
[05:31] ---
    --Niijima!
    --Huh?
[05:32] ---
    I thought you didn't
    like distorted information!
[05:36] ---
    Hmph. It's okay as long as
    I'm the one who's distorting it!
[05:41] ---
    Get out of here!
[05:42] ---
    The evil aura of people like you
    has a bad influence on the plants!
[05:45] ---
    Hang on! Hang on!
    I brought you some information.
[05:48] ---
    I don't care to hear it!
[05:49] ---
    How ungrateful!
    I don't care anymore.
[05:52] ---
    I was going to tell him about
    the guys who are after him.
[05:56] ---
    That damn Niijima...
[05:58] ---
    You have an unusual friend...
[06:00] ---
    I don't recall making
    friends with an alien!
[06:03] ---
    I guess not.
[06:04] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[06:05] ---
    Stop bothering me, alien!
[06:08] ---
    M-Miu-san?
[06:10] ---
    Kenichi-san just called me an "alien"!
[06:14] ---
    I just finished gymnastics practice,
    so I came to pick you up...
[06:18] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm coming right now!
[06:21] ---
    See you later!
[06:32] ---
    Here it comes!
[06:34] ---
    Now dodge it! Apapapa!
[06:37] ---
    Why don't you dodge it?
[06:41] ---
    Come on, dodge it!
[06:48] ---
    I-I can't do this anymore...
[06:51] ---
    Sorry about that, Kenichi!
[06:52] ---
    Next time I'll be sure to fold back.
[06:55] ---
    I think you mean, "hold back."
[06:57] ---
    Stop screwing around!
[06:59] ---
    If you don't hurry up,
    there'll be no time for me to teach you.
[07:03] ---
    This many fighting masters
    are urging me to keep training...
[07:07] ---
    Does that mean...
[07:08] ---
    Um, does this mean that
[07:11] ---
    I've got some talent in
    martial arts by any chance?
[07:12] ---
    --No.
    --Apa...
[07:15] ---
    I can't believe you people
    answered that in sync!!
[07:17] ---
    Fine! I'm a loser!
[07:19] ---
    I'd rather die right here, right now
    if those thugs are going to get me!
[07:22] ---
    K-Kenichi-san!
[07:24] ---
    You're a genius at self-defeat.
[07:27] ---
    Well, everyone has some anxiety
    about fighting, more or less.
[07:33] ---
    And at a time like that,
    you just have to punch up a pole!
[07:36] ---
    Punch the pole
    when you're scared,
[07:39] ---
    and punch the pole
    when you're anxious.
[07:42] ---
    And punch the pole when
    you gain some confidence!
[07:45] ---
    Only your practice
    will not betray you.
[07:49] ---
    "Practice will not betray you"?
[07:52] ---
    Martial arts can also be
    used to train your heart.
[07:57] ---
    So, you take your time.
[08:00] ---
    B-But...
[08:01] ---
    Fine. I'll show you a technique then.
[08:04] ---
    Listen, you might prepare yourself
    mentally on a regular basis,
[08:08] ---
    but when the time
    comes for a real fight,
[08:09] ---
    --you might find that you don't
    get much power out of your fists.
[08:11] ---
    --Right...
    --you might find that you don't
    get much power out of your fists.
[08:12] ---
    When it happens, don't feel
    pressured to form a fist.
[08:15] ---
    You can just hold your hand
    like this, nice and loose,
[08:18] ---
    and like a whip...
[08:24] ---
    Aim for the nose or chin.
[08:27] ---
    Uh, right.
[08:28] ---
    Do you think that might end up
    breaking the opponent's jaw?
[08:30] ---
    If you can break it
    then you've made it!
[08:38] ---
    I do want to be strong, but that
    doesn't mean I want to fight...
[08:45] ---
    I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
[08:47] ---
    Seems like he's about to be crushed
    by the seed he has sown himself, huh?
[08:52] ---
    Yes.
[08:52] ---
    Jeez, he still hasn't got the courage.
[08:55] ---
    Hmm, courage, huh?
[08:58] ---
    Why don't you take a little break?
[09:00] ---
    Uh, yeah.
[09:01] ---
    I know!
[09:03] ---
    --I see...
    --That sounds interesting.
[09:06] ---
    Kenichi-kun.
[09:07] ---
    Y-Yes, sir!
[09:08] ---
    I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
[09:10] ---
    Why don't you go out
    with Miu on Sunday?
[09:13] ---
    Huh?
[09:15] ---
    What?
[09:16] ---
    We're telling you
    to go out on a date.
[09:18] ---
    A-A date? Y-You're sure?
[09:21] ---
    Sure.
[09:22] ---
    Y-Yes! Yes! Yes! Yoo-hoo!
[09:26] ---
    Miu-san!
[09:31] ---
    M-Miu-san, that wasn't nice...
[09:34] ---
    I-I'm sorry. It's just reflex
    whenever someone stands behind me.
[09:38] ---
    It's okay.
[09:39] ---
    But we're definitely going, right?
    Let's make a pinky promise!
[09:43] ---
    Huh?
[09:44] ---
    And just by coincidence,
    I have two tickets to the movies.
[09:47] ---
    But, I...
[09:48] ---
    Come on. Just go.
[09:50] ---
    It's good to take time off.
[09:51] ---
    --Okay.
    --Yay!
[09:53] ---
    Going to the movies with Miu-san!
[09:55] ---
    But before that, you know
    you have something to do.
[09:57] ---
    Uh, right! Right! Right! Right!
[10:25] ---
    We're off!
[10:26] ---
    You two have fun!
[10:37] ---
    Hurry! Hurry!
    The train's about to leave!
[10:40] ---
    Right!
[10:43] ---
    We made it!
[10:45] ---
    Boy, Miu-san,
    you sure can run fast!
[10:50] ---
    Uh, I'm sorry.
[10:51] ---
    I-It's okay...
[10:53] ---
    She seems pretty happy
    about this. Could this be...
[10:58] ---
    This is the first time in my life
[11:00] ---
    that I'm going to see
    a movie in a theater!
[11:01] ---
    What? Are you serious?
[11:05] ---
    So the reason behind
    those smiles is the movie...
[11:08] ---
    Fine... Fine... Damn!
[11:10] ---
    Hey, my dear friend Kenichi-kun.
[11:12] ---
    Huh?
[11:13] ---
    I've been looking all
    over for you, Kenichi-kun.
[11:16] ---
    Oh, Niijima-san! Huh?
[11:19] ---
    Miu-san, I think there are more seats
    available at the back of the train!
[11:22] ---
    Hang on, Kenichi!
    My best buddy Kenichi-kun!
[11:26] ---
    Kenichi-san, we're supposed
    to get off at the next station!
[11:29] ---
    Don't worry about that!
[11:31] ---
    W-Wait, you!
    I've got information for you!
[11:34] ---
    Are you sure you
    don't want to hear that?
[11:36] ---
    Was it okay we left
    Niijima-san like that?
[11:38] ---
    No problem.
[11:40] ---
    And one stop is really not
    that far, so let's just walk!
[11:43] ---
    If you say so.
[11:46] ---
    I bet he's waiting for me
    at the next station...
[11:50] ---
    Anyway, it's been so long
    since I've left the housework behind
[11:53] ---
    and gone for a walk!
[11:59] ---
    I have no doubt that
    he will show up right here.
[12:02] ---
    Don't underestimate me!
[12:06] ---
    That damn Niijima!
[12:08] ---
    How did he know
    we were coming here?
[12:11] ---
    Is he some kind of psychic?
[12:12] ---
    What's the matter?
[12:14] ---
    The movie is going to start soon.
[12:16] ---
    Well, err...
[12:19] ---
    This is a problem.
[12:20] ---
    With Niijima around, my long-awaited
    date is going to be ruined!
[12:24] ---
    Oh, we've got only five minutes.
[12:28] ---
    Miu-san!
[12:29] ---
    Yes?
[12:56] ---
    Miu-san...
[12:58] ---
    Yes?
[13:01] ---
    Are you hungry?
[13:03] ---
    Huh?
[13:04] ---
    All of a sudden I got really hungry
    while we were walking! Oh, I know!
[13:08] ---
    Instead of going to a movie,
    how about we go get something to eat?
[13:10] ---
    What? But we have these free tickets.
[13:14] ---
    I'm hungry! I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
[13:17] ---
    I'm hungry!
[13:19] ---
    All right! All right! I understand,
    so please don't eat the tickets!
[13:22] ---
    "Future Detective Conan the Great"
[13:22] ---
    Are they here yet?
[13:25] ---
    Welcome. What would you like?
[13:28] ---
    Um... Um... Um...
    The spicy chili burger and...
[13:35] ---
    And the ultra master dog?
[13:39] ---
    Um, is this your first time
    with fast food as well?
[13:42] ---
    Yes. I don't eat out very much.
[13:45] ---
    Huh?
[13:50] ---
    Yeah, I guess she's got it
    pretty tough every day.
[13:55] ---
    Anyway, I'm going to make sure
    she enjoys herself today!
[13:58] ---
    Miu-san, let's have fun today!
[14:00] ---
    Th-This is spicy!
[14:03] ---
    Oh...
[14:27] ---
    I will chase you! Wait, meow!
[14:31] ---
    You're late!
[14:32] ---
    You're late, Kenichi Shirahama!
[14:34] ---
    You're one of Kenichi Shirahama's
    buddies, aren't you?
[14:37] ---
    Huh?
[14:37] ---
    Where is Kenichi Shirahama?
[14:48] ---
    Here.
[14:49] ---
    Uh, thanks.
[14:50] ---
    Man, that sure was a lot of fun!
[14:52] ---
    It sure was.
[14:53] ---
    We never got to go to the movie,
[14:55] ---
    but we got to do all sorts
    of other things instead.
[14:58] ---
    Yes.
[15:03] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry. I was spaced out.
[15:07] ---
    Don't tell me this is the first time
    you've come to a place like this.
[15:10] ---
    Yes. After all,
    I've been training every day.
[15:19] ---
    I feel like I've missed out.
[15:20] ---
    I would've loved
    to ride in that once.
[15:24] ---
    Let's get on it!
[15:24] ---
    Huh?
[15:25] ---
    It's never too late, you know.
[15:28] ---
    Let's get on that merry-go-round!
[15:30] ---
    Come on. Hurry up. Let's go!
[15:31] ---
    Uh, but, um...
[15:34] ---
    You know, when you decide
    that you want to do something,
[15:36] ---
    you ought to do it!
[15:38] ---
    Oh... It seems like
    things are going just fine.
[15:43] ---
    There's nothing to be so nervous about.
[15:45] ---
    Right...
[15:53] ---
    I hope she won't be disappointed
    with this and be upset with me...
[16:07] ---
    Wow, so this is what it feels like,
    to wave from this side.
[16:14] ---
    I'm so glad that she's enjoying herself.
[16:18] ---
    Do you really want to see the movie?
[16:20] ---
    Yes! One should do the things
    that one wants to do!
[16:23] ---
    Isn't that right, Kenichi-san?
[16:25] ---
    Uh, yeah...
[16:27] ---
    I bet that Niijima
    is still waiting there.
[16:31] ---
    Phew! I guess even he lost patience.
[16:34] ---
    I'm asking you!
[16:35] ---
    I said, "Where the hell
    is Kenichi Shirahama?"
[16:38] ---
    I honestly don't know!
[16:40] ---
    You stubborn son of a bitch!
[16:42] ---
    Spit it out already!
[16:44] ---
    I swear I barely know his face...
[16:47] ---
    Bastard!
[16:48] ---
    You said you two were buddies
    until just a minute ago!
[16:50] ---
    Were you telling us a lie, you punk?
[16:52] ---
    Niijima-san...
[16:53] ---
    The movie's about to start.
[16:55] ---
    We've got to help him!
    He's your friend, right?
[16:58] ---
    "Friend"? Who is?
[17:01] ---
    We have nothing to do with that.
[17:03] ---
    Are you really going to pretend
    that you didn't see that?
[17:10] ---
    I'll become a hero,
    who'll beat up all those bad guys
[17:13] ---
    that everyone pretends
    not to notice!
[17:19] ---
    I told you to spit it out already!
[17:22] ---
    Stop it!
[17:24] ---
    You finally came! Hurry up
    and save your best buddy here!
[17:29] ---
    So you're the one who's been
    bragging about beating Tsukuba?
[17:33] ---
    I haven't been bragging about anything!
[17:36] ---
    Oh, no! My legs are starting to shake!
[17:40] ---
    What? Looks like you're shaking.
[17:42] ---
    Crap! This is getting seriously scary!
[17:45] ---
    I bet that I'm much better
    than you in a fight!
[17:47] ---
    Calm down!
[17:48] ---
    Have faith in the training
    that I've done up until now!
[17:52] ---
    When you find that's the case, use this.
[17:55] ---
    Here it comes!
[18:02] ---
    That hurt, you bastard.
[18:05] ---
    Uh, huh?
[18:06] ---
    How dare you! I've decided
    now that I'm going to kill--
[18:17] ---
    Only your practice will not betray you.
[18:21] ---
    That was great!
[18:22] ---
    G-Great?
[18:26] ---
    Um, I guess I got them all.
[18:30] ---
    You morons!
[18:31] ---
    Didn't I tell you that
    Shirahama and I are best buddies?
[18:34] ---
    He's a master of martial arts!
[18:37] ---
    Karate, kickboxing,
    Chinese martial arts...
[18:40] ---
    He's mastered them all!
[18:43] ---
    If he gets serious,
[18:44] ---
    --Man, this guy is sharp!
    --he can take all of you out in a second!
[18:45] ---
    --Does he have some kind of
    telepathy or something?
    --he can take all of you out in a second!
[18:49] ---
    We've got no fear of Ragnarok.
    Just bring it on whenever you want!
[18:52] ---
    Hey, stop telling
    them whatever you want!
[18:54] ---
    And besides, what
    the heck is this Ragnarok?
[18:56] ---
    But I wonder how these people
    knew that you'd be here today.
[19:01] ---
    Yeah, now that you said that...
[19:03] ---
    Hmm, this is it.
[19:04] ---
    Huh?
[19:05] ---
    Some old Chinese man with a hat
[19:07] ---
    was handing this out to
    the thugs in the school.
[19:10] ---
    Wh-What?
[19:12] ---
    What the heck is this?!
[19:12] ---
    "Kenichi Shirahama Activity Schedule"
[19:14] ---
    You know, I've been marked
    by the thugs already!
[19:19] ---
    Well, this was Akisame-don's idea...
[19:23] ---
    I call it the "Carrot
    and Stick Two-Sided Strategy."
[19:27] ---
    "Carrot and Stick Two-Sided Strategy!"
[19:30] ---
    Huh?
[19:32] ---
    Well, I saw you punching the pole,
[19:34] ---
    looking like you were about
    to drop out and run away.
[19:35] ---
    So it was a light-hearted attempt
    at putting some backbone into you.
[19:39] ---
    Wh-What kind of people are you?
[19:41] ---
    You used Miu-san as bait
    and had those thugs attack me?
[19:45] ---
    If you run away once,
[19:47] ---
    you must fight twice
    to move one step forward.
[19:51] ---
    A lion would push his child into a deep
    valley in order to toughen his child up.
[19:55] ---
    That's also called "tough love."
[19:57] ---
    I don't need love like that!
[19:59] ---
    But they already have their eyes on you.
[20:02] ---
    You would've had to fight
    them sooner or later.
[20:05] ---
    Yes. The enemy will keep on
    attacking from all directions.
[20:08] ---
    It's terrible! This is too terrible!
[20:11] ---
    There, there. You know what they say:
[20:13] ---
    "When a man steps out of
    the gate, he faces seven enemies."
[20:16] ---
    Hey, you see this as someone
    else's problem, don't you?
[20:18] ---
    Uh, no... Well...
[20:21] ---
    What are you all fussing about?
[20:23] ---
    Oh, Elder.
[20:27] ---
    I see. That's quite a mess.
[20:30] ---
    Kenichi-san, my grandfather
    has had a life rich in experience,
[20:34] ---
    so we should seek his guidance in
    deciding what you should do in the future.
[20:36] ---
    Uh, right...
[20:38] ---
    I was a weakling once,
    a long time ago.
[20:40] ---
    And the guys at the neighborhood
    dojo used to always pick on me.
[20:44] ---
    You were? That's unexpected.
[20:47] ---
    Well, but of course,
[20:49] ---
    --I made sure that the payback was
    100 times worse than what they did to me.
[20:51] ---
    --Oh...
    --I made sure that the payback was
    100 times worse than what they did to me.
[20:53] ---
    That's right.
[20:54] ---
    Once you fight, even if
    you don't want to fight anymore,
[20:56] ---
    more and more people
    will want to challenge you.
[21:00] ---
    I was constantly
    attacked, day after day.
[21:03] ---
    I had no choice
    but to wipe out the dojos...
[21:05] ---
    The next thing I knew,
    I was an old man!
[21:08] ---
    What?
[21:11] ---
    It means that once you start fighting,
    you can't stop in the middle of it.
[21:16] ---
    That's basically it.
[21:17] ---
    That doesn't really solve my problem!
[21:19] ---
    Huh? What were we talking about?
[21:21] ---
    What?
[21:23] ---
    Well, we were wondering if there was
    a way to resolve this peacefully...
[21:27] ---
    Ken-chan, you've already decided that
    you're not going to run away, haven't you?
[21:32] ---
    "K-Ken-chan"?
[21:33] ---
    If that's the case,
    you must prepare yourself!
[21:37] ---
    Besides, they say,
[21:38] ---
    "When a man steps out of
    the gate, he faces seven enemies."
[21:43] ---
    Now, just calm down.
    I'll give you this.
[21:45] ---
    Wh-What's this?
[21:47] ---
    W-Were you following
    us the whole time?
[21:52] ---
    Ma-san, you're terrible!
    You letch! Pervert!
[21:55] ---
    I took those pictures
    so you can have a keepsake.
[21:57] ---
    I thought you'd be happier!
[21:58] ---
    Check you out!
    You and Miu are lovey-dovey!
[22:02] ---
    I wish I could've gone, too!
[22:04] ---
    Must be nice!
[22:05] ---
    I see you're drinking juice and all!
[22:07] ---
    These people are so elementary...
[22:13] ---
    I thought I told you to bring
    Kenichi Shirahama to me.
[22:17] ---
    W-We were just...
[22:19] ---
    Hmm...
[22:33] ---
    I guess it's about time for
    me to go and see him myself.
[22:43] ---
    Even if it's hidden by rain
[22:52] ---
    The sun must be there
[23:02] ---
    I had even lost a dream
[23:09] ---
    I will never forget
    the smile that gave me courage
[23:22] ---
    I keep on believing because I have you
[23:29] ---
    Light starts flowing out of my heart
[23:40] ---
    Just like a flower
    with no name on the street
[23:49] ---
    When I stumble and fall
[23:58] ---
    I will get up on my own
[24:06] ---
    I'm happy, so happy!
[24:08] ---
    Kenichi is going to spend
    the night at Ryozanpaku!
[24:10] ---
    Boy, spending the night here
    for training, huh? How depressing...
[24:13] ---
    It's been so tough already up to now...
[24:15] ---
    What's the matter, Kenichi?
    Aren't you happy?
[24:17] ---
    You have a fun-filled
    overnight training coming up!
[24:20] ---
    It must be nice to be so carefree
    all the time, Apachai-san...
[24:22] ---
    That's not true! Sometimes I think
    about things very seriously.
[24:25] ---
    Like, how I should punish you
    when you run away,
[24:28] ---
    or what I should do if you stop
    breathing during the training!
[24:32] ---
    What's going to happen to me...

Season 1

E6 - A Day at Ryozanpaku! The Rooftop Dream!

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[00:09] ---
    Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
[00:14] ---
    Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
[00:17] ---
    Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
    Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
    Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
[00:36] ---
    Sono risouzou mune ni daki
[00:40] ---
    Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
    Wakime mo furazu
[00:48] ---
    Demo nakidashi soude
    nagedashitaku natte
[00:53] ---
    Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
    Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
    Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
    Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
    yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
[01:15] ---
    Tsuyoku nareru
[01:18] ---
    Tsuranukya iisa
[01:31] ---
    F-Finally I get to go on
    a date with Miu-san! Hooray!
[01:36] ---
    But why is Niijima there?
[01:38] ---
    To make matters worse, the guys
    from Ragnarok start attacking me, too!
[01:44] ---
    Wh-What kind of people are you?
[01:45] ---
    You used Miu-san as bait
    and had those thugs attack me?
[01:49] ---
    A lion would push his child into a valley
    in order to toughen his child up.
[01:53] ---
    That's also called "tough love."
[01:55] ---
    I don't need love like that!
[01:57] ---
    But they already have
    their eyes on you.
[02:00] ---
    Yes. The enemy will keep on
    attacking from all directions.
[02:03] ---
    It's terrible! This is too terrible!
[02:06] ---
    Ken-chan, you've already decided that
    you're not going to run away, haven't you?
[02:10] ---
    "K-Ken-chan"?
[02:12] ---
    If that's the case,
    you must prepare yourself!
[02:25] ---
    Why can't I make it go straight?
[02:33] ---
    Wow, Furinji-san is awesome!
[02:47] ---
    Miu-san in a school uniform is adorable,
[02:50] ---
    but Miu-san in a leotard
    is pretty hot, too!
[02:54] ---
    And not only that,
    she's got an amazing energy!
[02:57] ---
    I'd expect nothing less from her!
[02:58] ---
    Furinji-san is fantastic,
    don't you agree, Takashima-senpai?
[03:02] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[03:04] ---
    Don't you let it go to your head just
    because you're a little cuter than me!
[03:07] ---
    You're just a freshman transfer student!
[03:13] ---
    Who did this?
[03:14] ---
    I accidentally tripped because
    someone left a pin at a place like this!
[03:19] ---
    Oh, no! I kicked it too hard!
[03:21] ---
    Look out!
[03:35] ---
    Furinji-san!
[03:36] ---
    --Are you okay?
    --You really are amazing!
[03:39] ---
    That damn Furinji!
[03:45] ---
    Miu-san is incredible
    no matter what she does...
[03:48] ---
    They must call a person
    like her a genius...
[03:53] ---
    But on the other hand, look at me...
[03:55] ---
    This is nothing to brag about,
    but I'm a dimwit for sure.
[03:59] ---
    So why...
[04:03] ---
    Th-That thrust was unbelievably fast!
[04:07] ---
    At this rate, without a doubt
    I'll completely get beaten by him!
[04:15] ---
    Well, that's how it is, so,
[04:16] ---
    starting today I'll be spending the night
    at the dojo on Saturdays and Sundays.
[04:21] ---
    What do you mean,
    "Well, that's how it is"?
[04:23] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about!
[04:24] ---
    Explain that properly!
[04:26] ---
    Everyone, please take care.
[04:28] ---
    No, Big Brother!
    I don't want you to go!
[04:31] ---
    You're going to be beaten horribly
    again, aren't you? I just know it!
[04:35] ---
    Oh, my...
[04:37] ---
    Except becoming strong as soon
    as possible, I don't have...
[04:40] ---
    ...any other way to live...
[04:42] ---
    ...according to them.
[04:43] ---
    So, that's how it is.
[04:46] ---
    Like I said, I don't
    understand that! Hey, wait, Kenichi!
[04:49] ---
    Big Brother!
[04:53] ---
    Well, Sister, good-bye for now.
[04:59] ---
    Saori, did you see Kenichi's eyes?
[05:02] ---
    See, I told you!
[05:03] ---
    He must've been brainwashed
    by the evil people at the dojo
[05:05] ---
    called Ryozanpaku or whatever!
[05:09] ---
    What do we do?
    Come on! What do we do?
[05:11] ---
    Just calm down.
[05:14] ---
    Dad, look at this!
[05:16] ---
    Huh? What is that?
[05:18] ---
    I secretly made a copy of the map of
    the dojo Big Brother has been going to!
[05:24] ---
    Saori, our daughter is very
    quick, just like her father!
[05:34] ---
    Come on, Sebastian!
[05:39] ---
    Well, I guess I'll go by
    the dojo and see what's going on.
[05:42] ---
    --Dear!
    --That's my dad!
[05:45] ---
    I thought you were
    working this weekend!
[05:48] ---
    Working? What are you mumbling?
[05:51] ---
    I only practice loyalty for my company
    because I must support my family!
[05:56] ---
    Dad, come on! Let's go!
[06:00] ---
    You must not confound
    means with the end, Saori.
[06:06] ---
    What? Dad is not coming?
[06:08] ---
    He said that once he calmed down,
[06:10] ---
    he realized that he had a very
    important meeting that he must attend.
[06:14] ---
    Take this to the people at the dojo.
[06:17] ---
    You make sure to be polite to them.
[06:20] ---
    Mom, do they sell a paralyzing
    medicine at the drug store?
[06:24] ---
    Now, now. Don't be
    saying things like that.
[06:28] ---
    Oh, dear, I wonder whose
    character she took after...
[06:31] ---
    I have a feeling
    that it's a good dojo.
[06:34] ---
    Because otherwise I don't think
    he would have lasted this long.
[06:38] ---
    I think he's been threatened and unable
    to quit although he wants to quit.
[06:43] ---
    That's my take on that! I'll now go
    check and see if that's the case!
[06:45] ---
    Be careful.
[06:46] ---
    Roger!
[06:48] ---
    I didn't think I'd last
    for three days here,
[06:50] ---
    but somehow I've managed to endure
    the training for a month now!
[06:56] ---
    Willpower!
[06:58] ---
    Are you ready?
[06:59] ---
    Hi, Miu-san!
[07:03] ---
    Well, it's been rumored that
[07:04] ---
    I've lasted this long only because
    I simply wanted to see her here!
[07:08] ---
    There are some things I start noticing
    as I become more familiar with the dojo.
[07:19] ---
    These martial arts masters
    never go a day without training.
[07:28] ---
    Huh? Shigure-san,
    are you going somewhere?
[07:30] ---
    It's... a... secret.
[07:33] ---
    Some people would just disappear one day
    and not return for two or three days...
[07:40] ---
    --You left yourself wide open!
    --Oh, Ma-sensei, good morning!
[07:45] ---
    Well, there are some people I just can't
    figure out no matter how observant I am.
[07:50] ---
    Ma!
[07:51] ---
    And, out of all the other people,
[07:53] ---
    it seems like this man has been
    the most empathetic so far.
[07:57] ---
    Well, Kenichi-kun, let's have good,
    solid training for the next two days!
[08:00] ---
    At least, that's what I think...
[08:02] ---
    Um, Koetsuji-sensei,
    what exactly is this?
[08:06] ---
    This is the stretching machine
    that I developed on my own.
[08:08] ---
    I call it, "Great Leg Splitter"!
[08:13] ---
    I'd love to teach you
    how to fight right away,
[08:16] ---
    but flexibility is a crucial element,
[08:19] ---
    along with muscular strength,
    to a martial artist.
[08:21] ---
    Frankly, your body is too stiff.
[08:24] ---
    There are no real martial artists in this
    world who have stiff bodies, after all.
[08:29] ---
    We'll spend the first day to help
    you gain some flexibility quickly.
[08:32] ---
    Miu, go ahead and push him.
[08:34] ---
    Sure.
[08:35] ---
    This is so phony... But I guess
    I have to trust this guy for now.
[08:39] ---
    We'll do it nice and slow, okay?
[08:43] ---
    I can't take it anymore!
[08:45] ---
    Oh, if you really can't take it,
[08:48] ---
    I want you to shout out
    the keyword "Gero..."
[08:51] ---
    The machine is designed in such
    a way that you can't get out of it
[08:54] ---
    until your legs are completely split.
[08:56] ---
    What? What did you say?
[08:57] ---
    You said it intentionally in a way
    that I wouldn't hear! Uh, hello?
[09:02] ---
    All right, Miu,
    take your time with him.
[09:05] ---
    Sure!
[09:06] ---
    It's designed to enable you
    to split your legs a full
[09:08] ---
    180 degrees after 16 hours.
[09:12] ---
    If it really starts to look really bad,
    I'll ease up a little bit for you.
[09:16] ---
    But it's already...
[09:20] ---
    There! There! There!
[09:22] ---
    More! More!
[09:25] ---
    Trés bien!
[09:26] ---
    Look at you! You're
    actually pretty flexible!
[09:30] ---
    I completely understand
    Ken-chan's mixed feelings about this.
[09:34] ---
    At this rate you might make it
    to 180 degrees before you know it!
[09:40] ---
    How terrible!
[09:41] ---
    They're forcing my brother to do
    something he doesn't want to do!
[09:45] ---
    I'm going to complain to them!
[09:47] ---
    Come on! Just a little more!
[09:49] ---
    N-No... Don't stop it!
[09:53] ---
    Wow, pretty good!
[09:55] ---
    Then let's take it all
    the way in one move!
[09:59] ---
    G-Geronimo!!
[10:01] ---
    Stop hurting my brother!
[10:03] ---
    Huh?
[10:06] ---
    Huh?
[10:07] ---
    Oh? I-I slipped.
[10:12] ---
    Did he just shout "Geronimo"?
    That was fast.
[10:16] ---
    And I'm impressed he heard the keyword.
[10:18] ---
    Wh-Who would've thought that was
    actually the keyword? It's a miracle!
[10:23] ---
    Big Brother!
[10:24] ---
    Huh? Honoka?
[10:27] ---
    Wait! Stay away from me!
    Don't touch me! Owww!!!
[10:30] ---
    Koetsuji-san! Kenichi-san's bones!
[10:33] ---
    Are they dislocated?
[10:34] ---
    Jeez, I did tell him
    to take his time at it...
[10:38] ---
    There!
[10:41] ---
    What did you do that for?
[10:43] ---
    Huh? Is anywhere else still hurting?
[10:45] ---
    What?
[10:47] ---
    Huh?
[10:48] ---
    I'm okay!
[10:50] ---
    I have a bonesetter's clinic in the back.
[10:52] ---
    "Koetsuji Bonesetter's Clinic"
[10:52] ---
    Ma has an acupuncture
    and moxibustion clinic.
[10:55] ---
    Basically, I'm a professional
    when it comes to bonesetting.
[10:56] ---
    "Koetsuji Bonesetter's Clinic"
    "Acupuncture, Moxibustion,
    and Qigong Clinic"
[10:58] ---
    You can hurt yourself all you want!
    Because I can fix you right up!
[11:03] ---
    He can break me or fix me
    as he pleases, huh?
[11:07] ---
    Just what kind of person
    am I dealing with?
[11:10] ---
    What do you think you're
    doing to my brother?
[11:13] ---
    Oh, we have a guest?
[11:15] ---
    Sh-She's my sister.
[11:17] ---
    What? Kenichi-san's?
    Wow, she's so cute!
[11:25] ---
    Oh, my! Her eyes look just like yours!
[11:32] ---
    Now I know exactly what's going on!
[11:33] ---
    Honoka, what are you doing here?
[11:36] ---
    Careful! You stay back!
[11:37] ---
    Uh, huh?
[11:38] ---
    I see... I get it!
[11:41] ---
    She's like a doll! What's your name?
[11:45] ---
    D-Don't get close!
    You stay away from my brother!
[11:49] ---
    Basically, Big Brother,
    you have been...
[11:51] ---
    ...toyed around by this woman?
[11:57] ---
    Things are getting complicated...
[12:13] ---
    Oh, my! She's so cute!
[12:17] ---
    I can't believe this!
[12:19] ---
    I thought he was being bullied here,
[12:21] ---
    but it turns out that he was being
    toyed with by a woman like her!
[12:24] ---
    What's this, little one?
[12:26] ---
    Apapapa!
[12:27] ---
    Seems like she's Kenichi-kun's sister.
[12:30] ---
    Oh, she's a cutie.
    Young lady, how old are you?
[12:34] ---
    I'm surrounded!
[12:36] ---
    Hey, what's your name?
[12:38] ---
    Big Brother, you have
    to get out of here!
[12:40] ---
    H-Hey, Honoka!
[12:41] ---
    Hurry!
[12:48] ---
    You like big boobs
    and big butts that much?!
[12:50] ---
    I'm disappointed in you, Big Brother!
[12:53] ---
    I-I don't know what
    you're talking about!
[12:55] ---
    Your brother will stay here
    only to get stronger! That's it!
[12:58] ---
    Wow, this must be what they call
    "sibling rivalry"! I'm so envious!
[13:04] ---
    Hey, Titsy! My mom said "hello"!
[13:08] ---
    "Titsy"? O-Okay, thanks.
[13:12] ---
    I'm going home for today!
    But don't you think you won!
[13:17] ---
    I'll be back!
[13:20] ---
    You're such an embarrassment!
    Do not come back ever again!
[13:22] ---
    Wow, she gave me a gift.
[13:26] ---
    This is the sponge cake!
[13:28] ---
    Lucky you. I wish I had
    a cute sister like that.
[13:33] ---
    Don't you have siblings, Miu-san?
[13:35] ---
    I haven't even met your parents yet.
[13:38] ---
    Well, my parents
    passed away when I was little.
[13:42] ---
    So my grandfather is
    the only family I have now.
[13:47] ---
    What?
[13:48] ---
    Oh, I have stuff to do around the house,
    so please carry on, everyone.
[13:53] ---
    --Apapa! Apapa! Apapa...!
[13:55] ---
    --Huh?
    --Apapa! Apapa! Apapa...!
[13:58] ---
    Ken-chan, you're the worst!
[14:00] ---
    What? But, because you know,
    I didn't know!
[14:04] ---
    I really didn't know!
[14:06] ---
    I bet Miu is hurt.
[14:08] ---
    What? Oh, no!
[14:10] ---
    Well, don't worry about that.
[14:12] ---
    That happened before she was
    old enough to remember it.
[14:17] ---
    I'm terrible! What have I done?
[14:20] ---
    Miu-san... You're always
    cheerful, smart and beautiful...
[14:26] ---
    And not only are you
    talented in martial arts
[14:28] ---
    but you're incredibly
    talented in gymnastics.
[14:31] ---
    Unlike myself, I always thought
    that you were truly blessed.
[14:37] ---
    But the truth is that
    you've been forced to
[14:41] ---
    take care of these annoying men
    in an absurd dojo like this!
[14:47] ---
    You don't even remember the loving
    warmth of your own parents...
[14:49] ---
    All you have is that scary old man!
[14:53] ---
    "Absurd dojo"?
[14:55] ---
    "Annoying"?
[14:57] ---
    Poor Miu...
[14:59] ---
    Her life up to now
    has been rather unusual.
[15:03] ---
    Until she was old enough
    to enter junior high,
[15:05] ---
    she traveled through the country,
    making pilgrimages with Elder.
[15:10] ---
    "Making pilgrimages"?
[15:12] ---
    You mean, Miu-san has been doing
    martial arts from such a young age?
[15:15] ---
    That's right.
[15:16] ---
    Elder probably thought
    that spoiling his granddaughter
[15:20] ---
    because of her parents' absence
    wouldn't benefit her interests.
[15:24] ---
    That's terrible!
[15:25] ---
    How could I have just dismissed her
    with words like "genius" and "talented"?
[15:31] ---
    I was only thinking about myself!
[15:33] ---
    I'm going to go
    and apologize to her!
[15:34] ---
    Hold it. You're in
    the middle of training, now.
[15:37] ---
    Oh... But!
[15:39] ---
    Apachai-kun, I'll leave him to you next.
[15:42] ---
    All right! It's my turn!
[15:49] ---
    That's your punishment
    for calling us annoying.
[15:51] ---
    Apapapa! Apapapa!
[15:57] ---
    I'm back...
[15:59] ---
    Welcome back, Shigure-don.
    You're very early today.
[16:04] ---
    --Hmm?
    --I'm not going to ask you
[16:05] ---
    what you were doing, but...
[16:12] ---
    Huh? Is he still alive?
[16:15] ---
    What? Oh, yeah, he's still alive.
[16:18] ---
    The way to train a disciple is to keep
    him in anguish without killing him.
[16:21] ---
    I see.
[16:24] ---
    H-Hey! The lens!
[16:29] ---
    Apa...
[16:32] ---
    Hello, Shigure-san!
[16:36] ---
    So, he's alive. He's alive.
[16:39] ---
    Yaay! Apachai-san,
    I'm like jelly!
[16:42] ---
    Apa! Kenichi,
    you're looking really soft!
[16:44] ---
    --See? Like jelly!
    --Oh, no! That's pretty scary!
[16:47] ---
    Oh, Shigure. Are you
    concerned about Ken-chan?
[16:51] ---
    Not really.
[16:54] ---
    I should be grateful to Ken-chan.
[16:57] ---
    Ever since he's come, everyone seems
    to have gradually brightened up.
[17:07] ---
    M-Miu-san made all of this?
    This is incredible!
[17:12] ---
    Oh, stop it. You won't get
    anything extra by flattering me!
[17:15] ---
    Now, here you go!
[17:17] ---
    Uh, thank you.
    Thanks for the food.
[17:19] ---
    Apa... That's not fair.
[17:21] ---
    Huh? Come to think of it,
    where's Shigure-san?
[17:24] ---
    Supposedly Shigure-san
    likes to eat alone,
[17:27] ---
    so she always goes up
    into the attic, and...
[17:29] ---
    Sh-She sure is different, I guess.
[17:32] ---
    And you're pretty different in
    the way you eat, too, Kenichi-san.
[17:36] ---
    --Huh?
    --You're hiding your food.
[17:38] ---
    This is, uh, you know...
[17:39] ---
    You see it a lot in
    kung fu movies and stuff, right?
[17:43] ---
    Uh, Master!
[17:45] ---
    They'd be like, "Eating is also
    a part of the training," you know...
[17:49] ---
    Here at Ryozanpaku, we don't
    do such an unseemly thing.
[17:53] ---
    You're right!
[17:55] ---
    --Apapapapa!
    --That sounds interesting!
[17:57] ---
    Now you try to take it from me!
[17:58] ---
    This is part of the training as well!
[18:02] ---
    Hey, you'd better eat
    or there'll be nothing left!
[18:04] ---
    You've got to cultivate a true hunger!
[18:06] ---
    Apapapa!
[18:09] ---
    Now, now, stop it! That's shameful.
[18:11] ---
    Well, I'll have to help myself as well.
[18:13] ---
    Grandpa!
[18:15] ---
    My dinner!
[18:21] ---
    I hardly ate tonight.
[18:23] ---
    That was Miu-san's home
    cooked meal, too! It's just not fair!
[18:27] ---
    To hell with "cultivate a true hunger"!
    I can't help but to lose my motivation!
[18:31] ---
    And on top of that, I'm left
    to sleep alone in the dojo.
[18:35] ---
    Well, good night.
[18:37] ---
    What? We're going to
    sleep next to each other?
[18:39] ---
    Sure, is there a problem with that?
[18:42] ---
    Not at all! There's no problem there!
    I mean, are you serious?
[18:49] ---
    That's what I was hoping for.
[18:51] ---
    But I guess that would be
    too good to be true.
[18:53] ---
    Reality is more real
    than fiction, after all... Huh?
[19:00] ---
    M-Miu-san? What does she want?
    D-Don't tell me!
[19:06] ---
    Miu-san?
[19:13] ---
    Huh?
[19:15] ---
    Eh?
[19:18] ---
    Is she making fun of me or what?
[19:21] ---
    Wh-What the heck is going on?
[19:25] ---
    Ta-da!
[19:26] ---
    Koetsuji-san told me to make sure
[19:29] ---
    I feed you some food,
    and not to tell anyone else.
[19:31] ---
    He said he didn't want it to affect
    you in the training tomorrow.
[19:34] ---
    Wow! Thank you!
[19:38] ---
    You know, that guy is pretty decent.
[19:42] ---
    But that goes for everyone else as well.
[19:45] ---
    It's just that everyone
    else is a bit off track
[19:48] ---
    when it comes to normal behavior. Here.
[19:50] ---
    Um, I'm really sorry
    about earlier, Miu-san.
[19:54] ---
    Oh, it's nothing you
    have to apologize for.
[19:56] ---
    I was with my grandfather
    for a long time,
[19:59] ---
    but now I have everyone else.
[20:01] ---
    More importantly, don't you think
    the view from here is great?
[20:04] ---
    Huh? Yeah.
[20:07] ---
    I feel like I can touch the moon.
[20:10] ---
    Right? Right?
[20:13] ---
    This is my favorite place.
[20:16] ---
    My dream has always been
    to bring a friend up here
[20:19] ---
    and watch the stars together.
[20:24] ---
    Honoka! Honoka!
[20:27] ---
    Welcome back, Dad...
[20:31] ---
    So, how did it go? Did you find out what
    has caused my son Kenichi to go astray?
[20:36] ---
    That Titsy...
[20:37] ---
    Wh-What? Titter? Tittle?
[20:40] ---
    Huh?
[20:44] ---
    Then, I suppose your
    dream has come true.
[20:48] ---
    Yes! And I'm quite happy about that.
    And what's your dream, Kenichi-san?
[20:53] ---
    My dream for the future is to become
    a novelist and win the Naoki Prize.
[20:58] ---
    At least that was the plan.
[20:59] ---
    Well, I've been slowly
    stepping off that path though...
[21:03] ---
    Oh, I'm sure that's not...
[21:05] ---
    What about you, Miu-san? Is there
    something you want to be in the future?
[21:08] ---
    What? Th-That's a secret!
[21:12] ---
    What? No way! Now I have to know!
    Why can't you tell me?
[21:17] ---
    It's a secret!
[21:19] ---
    That's not fair.
[21:20] ---
    --I was straight up with...
    --My dream for the future is...
[21:22] ---
    ...to become a beautiful bride.
[21:26] ---
    The Third Junior High School,
    Class 1-4, Miu Furinji.
[21:35] ---
    That wasn't very nice, Shigure!
[21:38] ---
    I feel a little better now.
[21:40] ---
    I thought she was more of an
    "out there" kind of person.
[21:46] ---
    Well, I'll go back in from this side.
[21:49] ---
    My grandfather will kill you
    if he sees us hanging out
[21:50] ---
    at a place like this
    so late at night.
[21:53] ---
    What?
[21:54] ---
    And he'll kill only you.
[21:57] ---
    Um, Kenichi-san...
[21:58] ---
    Huh? What is it? What is it?
[22:00] ---
    Is there something important
    you want to talk about?
[22:03] ---
    I hope that we can be friends
    for a long, long time.
[22:09] ---
    A long, long time?
[22:10] ---
    Yes, a long time.
[22:12] ---
    Does that mean we'll
    just be friends forever?
[22:15] ---
    We'll always just be friends!
[22:18] ---
    Is that a roundabout way of
    telling me that there's no chance
[22:21] ---
    for me to become her boyfriend?
[22:27] ---
    Oh, well. I guess I can
    live with that for now.
[22:39] ---
    Amefuri de kakurete mo
[22:48] ---
    Taiyou wa soko ni aruhazu
[22:58] ---
    Yume sae miushinatte ita boku ni
[23:06] ---
    Yuuki kureta egao wasurenai
[23:18] ---
    Kimi ga irukara shinji tsuzukeru
[23:25] ---
    Hikari mune no oku kara afurete kuruyo
[23:36] ---
    Michibata ni saku
    na mo naki hana no you ni
[23:45] ---
    Moshimo tsumazuki taoreta toki wa
[23:54] ---
    Kono ashi de tachiagarou
[24:06] ---
    The Ragnarok are after me
    and I have no talent!
[24:10] ---
    I'm just like this flower!
    I'll never bloom!
[24:13] ---
    Don't worry about it!
[24:14] ---
    If you give something particular
    to a person, they will surely bloom,
[24:16] ---
    just as if you give a plant water,
    it will surely bloom.
[24:18] ---
    What is this particular thing?
[24:19] ---
    That is the brutal, painful
    special training, of course!
[24:22] ---
    What? But if you give a flower
    too much water, it'll spoil!
[24:25] ---
    So maybe I'll be spoiled if
    I get too much special training!
[24:27] ---
    What? I'm already spoiled?
[24:29] ---
    You may be the master, but there are
    things you should and shouldn't ever say!
[24:32] ---
    Damn! You just watch!

Season 1

E7 - Hot Battle at the Gardening Club! A Return Match!

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[00:09] ---
    I always found an excuse
[00:14] ---
    so I didn't have to deal
    with what I didn't like
[00:17] ---
    It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
[00:27] ---
    No matter what kind of master they are
[00:32] ---
    they didn't become
    masters just in one day
[00:36] ---
    Embrace the ideal image in the heart
[00:40] ---
    Without saying meaningless things
[00:45] ---
    Without looking aside
[00:48] ---
    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
[00:53] ---
    and losing to my own weakness
[00:58] ---
    I put myself in a bird cage
[01:02] ---
    and push it into the valley
[01:06] ---
    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
[01:15] ---
    I can be strong
[01:18] ---
    I just have to stick to it
[01:42] ---
    Those three are pretty good.
[01:45] ---
    Koga's kicks.
[01:48] ---
    Ukita's throwing moves.
[01:50] ---
    And...
[01:56] ---
    Takeda's punches.
[01:58] ---
    I guess Kenichi is
    no match against them...
[02:02] ---
    Damn, it just started
    getting interesting...
[02:05] ---
    Hmm?
[02:06] ---
    The delinquent group. Ragnarok, huh?
[02:08] ---
    They're just the new emerging power,
    but I guess the future belongs to them.
[02:26] ---
    Good, good! Seems like
    they're doing just fine today!
[02:30] ---
    Izumi-san?
[02:31] ---
    You just seem so lively when
    you come to the gardening club.
[02:36] ---
    What? Of course!
[02:39] ---
    This is the only place where
    I can feel safe and be at peace!
[02:42] ---
    This is just like a paradise!
[02:45] ---
    You don't have to get
    so worked up about it...
[02:47] ---
    Because... Because I'm being
    targeted by the delinquent group
[02:50] ---
    whether I'm at school or not.
[02:52] ---
    On top of that, I've been
    spending my days going through
[02:53] ---
    hellish training at Ryozanpaku...
[02:55] ---
    I bet that I'm much better
    than you in a fight!
[02:59] ---
    You're evil!
[03:06] ---
    Apa!
[03:08] ---
    But, good things happen
    every now and then, too!
[03:11] ---
    There! There! There!
[03:15] ---
    More! More!
[03:18] ---
    That's why I just can't quit!
[03:23] ---
    You know what, Shirahama-kun?
[03:24] ---
    What?
[03:25] ---
    I've heard rumors about you
    being the strongest and meanest
[03:28] ---
    delinquent in the school.
[03:30] ---
    But you're normally
    a mild-mannered person,
[03:33] ---
    who likes gardening
    and has an alien friend.
[03:36] ---
    You really are interesting.
[03:39] ---
    But I think I already told
    you before that the devil,
[03:41] ---
    who's wearing an alien mask
    is not my friend at all...
[03:47] ---
    What's the matter?
[03:49] ---
    No... I thought I just
    sensed an evil aura,
[03:52] ---
    but I guess that was
    just my imagination.
[03:55] ---
    I'll tell you this at least, Kenichi.
[03:58] ---
    All the guys you've defeated
    so far are less than small flies.
[04:01] ---
    Compared to these
    three guys of Ragnarok...
[04:06] ---
    Hmm...
[04:06] ---
    "Shirahama's Plant"
[04:08] ---
    Has your "Snowman King"
    grown any bigger?
[04:11] ---
    No, I've been taking care of it
    because I like its name,
[04:14] ---
    but it hasn't grown at all...
[04:16] ---
    All the other ones have
    gotten big though...
[04:17] ---
    Should we try to use
    different bog moss?
[04:20] ---
    I guess some are slow-growing
    ones, even in the plant world, huh?
[04:24] ---
    --What?
    --No, I meant that they're really trying hard.
[04:28] ---
    It's not like I'm slacking off!
    Please don't say that I have no talent!
[04:33] ---
    No.
[04:35] ---
    Apachai-san! It's still too early
    for me to learn a technique like that!
[04:38] ---
    H-Hello?
[04:40] ---
    S-Sorry! I was just relating to
    what this plant must be feeling...
[04:45] ---
    You must really like this orchid.
[04:48] ---
    Maybe I can relate
    to that plant as well.
[04:52] ---
    I mean, I am kind of slow, you know.
[04:53] ---
    No matter what I do,
    other people seem to do it better.
[04:56] ---
    What? Really? That's unexpected.
[04:59] ---
    But maybe there are those
    that will never amount to much,
[05:02] ---
    no matter how much you attend to them.
[05:11] ---
    Not good! Not good!
[05:12] ---
    If you stick out your shoulder that much,
    your opponent will grab it and throw you!
[05:16] ---
    And always keep your crotch guarded
    by keeping your thighs closed!
[05:21] ---
    Hmm... Something's just not right.
[05:25] ---
    There! There! There!
[05:27] ---
    --You moron!
    --There! There!
[05:28] ---
    --Don't just do it in any kind of way!
    --There! There!
[05:31] ---
    Listen. Use your guard fist to cover
    yourself and think of the striking fist
[05:34] ---
    and guard fists as being
    connected by a string. Like this!
[05:40] ---
    --See?
    --I can't do that!
[05:43] ---
    First of all, what's up
    with these insane muscles?
[05:46] ---
    Do you call these arms for real?
[05:48] ---
    --Sakaki-san!
    --This is the same size as my waist!
[05:49] ---
    --Stop breaking stuff everywhere!
    --This is the same size as my waist!
[05:51] ---
    --Stop breaking stuff everywhere!
    --Punching isn't just about using your muscles.
[05:51] ---
    --Punching isn't just about using your muscles.
[05:54] ---
    Hey, Miu!
[05:55] ---
    Were you even listening to me?
[05:59] ---
    Oh, boy...
[06:00] ---
    As far as arm muscle strength goes,
    Miu is actually weaker than you. But...
[06:10] ---
    How many hits did you just see?
[06:13] ---
    Th-That was incredible!
    That was three.
[06:15] ---
    In just a second, Miu-san...
[06:18] ---
    Idiot! That was six!
[06:19] ---
    What?
[06:23] ---
    Thank for your attention.
[06:25] ---
    In karate, there is the "Nahate,"
    which emphasizes muscle strength
[06:28] ---
    and shifting one's weight to strike,
    and there's the "Shurite,"
[06:30] ---
    which emphasizes the speed
    of the fists when striking.
[06:33] ---
    You must be able to manipulate
    both in order to master karate,
[06:35] ---
    but you should first
    learn the "Shurite."
[06:38] ---
    Now, in order to make
    those punches fly faster,
[06:41] ---
    I'll show you some
    Chinese style training methods.
[06:43] ---
    You stay out of it! I'm the one
    who's training him right now!
[06:46] ---
    But, look! It's my turn now!
[06:49] ---
    Damn! It's already that time?
[06:52] ---
    You're not good at teaching.
[06:54] ---
    You have to think about how
    to divide your time, too.
[06:56] ---
    All right, Miu, you come over here.
[06:59] ---
    I don't want to! Because you
    always do nasty things to me!
[07:04] ---
    I don't feel like doing this anymore...
[07:06] ---
    Please take this more seriously!
[07:10] ---
    Now, hold your arms up like this.
[07:12] ---
    Huh? L-Like this?
[07:14] ---
    Next, you switch your shoulders,
[07:16] ---
    then swing your arms
    from down low to high up.
[07:19] ---
    You relax your arms completely
    and swing them freely.
[07:24] ---
    You alternate those arms as you walk.
[07:27] ---
    --That's right.
    --Okay...
[07:29] ---
    It should feel like your
    joints are stretching
[07:31] ---
    and your arms feel
    like they'll fly off.
[07:33] ---
    Um, how am I supposed to defeat an
    opponent by doing something like this?
[07:38] ---
    What makes you think you
    can defeat anyone with that?
[07:40] ---
    What? Then why are you
    teaching me stuff like that?
[07:43] ---
    Take it easy, take it easy.
    There's an order to everything you do.
[07:47] ---
    Anyway, keep doing that
    as you make a circuit.
[07:51] ---
    What? You mean, around the garden?
[07:52] ---
    Around the neighborhood!
[07:54] ---
    Seriously?
[07:55] ---
    Try to swing your hip,
    not your arms.
[07:57] ---
    No cheating! Good luck to you!
[08:01] ---
    I wonder what he's doing... Strange...
[08:06] ---
    This is rather more
    embarrassing than tough...
[08:12] ---
    Miu-san!
[08:13] ---
    You're not very familiar with
    this neighborhood, are you?
[08:16] ---
    You might end up getting
    lost, so I'll come with you.
[08:19] ---
    Do you have any idea
    what this is for?
[08:22] ---
    You're practicing how
    to loosen up your muscles.
[08:24] ---
    "How to loosen up your muscles"?
[08:25] ---
    When you swing your arm in
    one direction as hard as you can,
[08:29] ---
    you can't help but put strength
    in the other direction as well.
[08:33] ---
    That's because there's a limit
    designed to protect your joints.
[08:37] ---
    You could say that there is
    a sort of psychological limit.
[08:39] ---
    So, this is a way to
    break through that limit?
[08:42] ---
    Right. So it's important to imagine,
[08:45] ---
    as best you can, your arms
    flinging ever further away.
[08:48] ---
    In theory, as you make
    these large swings smaller,
[08:51] ---
    they gradually turn
    into striking moves.
[08:53] ---
    Is that true?
[08:56] ---
    You look like you're having
    some fun, Kenichi Shirahama-kun!
[09:00] ---
    Huh?
[09:00] ---
    I sure am lucky! To run into
    you at a place like this!
[09:06] ---
    If I remember correctly,
[09:07] ---
    he's the one from that gang group
    called Ragnarok or something...
[09:10] ---
    He must be one of
    the three guys from that time!
[09:17] ---
    I am Taichi Koga. Will you
    come with me for a second?
[09:21] ---
    Takeda-san asked me
    to bring you to him.
[09:25] ---
    Oh!
[09:29] ---
    The girl with a big forehead
    back there! You've got big boobs!
[09:33] ---
    You really make me jealous,
    Shirahama-kun.
[09:37] ---
    You sure have a cute girlfriend.
[09:40] ---
    I'm not his girlfriend!
    We're just friends!
[09:43] ---
    She denied it emphatically...
[09:45] ---
    Besides... Besides they're not big!
[09:48] ---
    Takeda-san just asked me
    to bring you, but...
[09:53] ---
    I have decided something,
    Shirahama-kun.
[09:54] ---
    I'm going to beat you up
    and make her my girlfriend!
[09:58] ---
    What the hell is his problem?
[09:59] ---
    Don't just decide stuff like that!
[10:01] ---
    And I'll deliver you to Takeda-san
    in the form of a rag doll!
[10:07] ---
    We're surrounded!
[10:09] ---
    Aww, this is not good.
[10:11] ---
    There are nine of them!
[10:13] ---
    Yeah, Miu-san is with me,
[10:14] ---
    but there are this many
    and they're all carrying weapons!
[10:17] ---
    We both are going to be
    beaten up pretty badly...
[10:19] ---
    All right. Now you can't escape.
[10:25] ---
    I was wondering what all this
    commotion was about over here.
[10:30] ---
    Yo, Kenichi!
[10:32] ---
    Nice atmosphere, isn't it?
[10:34] ---
    Sakaki-sensei!
[10:36] ---
    Lucky you. Seems like
    you guys are having fun.
[10:38] ---
    Thank goodness!
[10:40] ---
    He called me a big forehead!
[10:43] ---
    Who the hell are you? Die!
[10:57] ---
    Whoa! What the...
[10:58] ---
    He struck him down
    just by glaring at him!
[11:01] ---
    Kenichi!
[11:02] ---
    Y-Yes!
[11:04] ---
    This guy is not a human! I knew it!
[11:08] ---
    Keep your legs together.
[11:10] ---
    That's the proper striking pose.
[11:12] ---
    Yeah. Good.
[11:15] ---
    Apachai was looking for you.
    You'd better go back soon.
[11:20] ---
    What?
[11:23] ---
    H-Hey, wait!
[11:25] ---
    Y-You're leaving?
[11:29] ---
    Sensei, help me!
[11:35] ---
    Die!
[11:50] ---
    Die!
[11:54] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[11:57] ---
    Don't you move.
[11:59] ---
    Koga-san is scary.
    He'll kill you if you interrupt.
[12:02] ---
    Anyway, you're really cute,
    you know that?
[12:05] ---
    Oops, my hand slipped.
[12:09] ---
    You're going to regret this!
[12:12] ---
    Crap! After Sakaki-sensei told me
    so many times how important it is
[12:16] ---
    to make the first blow!
[12:19] ---
    I can't believe I got hit
    while not paying attention!
[12:21] ---
    I need to somehow land a hit, too!
[12:25] ---
    Take that! Huh?
[12:27] ---
    How about this?
[12:28] ---
    Yamazuki!
[12:32] ---
    I am Taichi Koga of the kicks!
    Haven't you heard of me?
[12:35] ---
    Shirahama-kun, you move too slowly!
[12:38] ---
    I can't land my punches!
[12:41] ---
    You're weak! It must've been
    a fluke that you beat Tsukuba!
[12:46] ---
    The Ragnarok doesn't need
    anyone as weak as you!
[12:50] ---
    Wait a minute!
[13:03] ---
    Wh-What is it?
[13:10] ---
    What the heck is that?
[13:12] ---
    Let's see... Relax my arms
    and swing my hip...
[13:16] ---
    Move my arms like they're about
    to be pulled out of their joints...
[13:20] ---
    And when I make the swings smaller...
[13:24] ---
    I don't understand what
    the hell you're doing!
[13:26] ---
    They become sharp and fast thrusts!
[13:35] ---
    Damn it! It only
    brushed against his chin!
[13:37] ---
    Heh! You missed!
[13:47] ---
    Huh?
[13:51] ---
    I fell down!
[13:55] ---
    Crap... Did it shake my brain
    when it touched my chin?
[13:59] ---
    Guys, get him! Kill this guy!
[14:09] ---
    Huh!
[14:11] ---
    Oh, no... I forgot to
    leave some for Kenichi-san.
[14:17] ---
    Sh-She's a monster!
[14:19] ---
    What?
[14:20] ---
    Help me!
[14:24] ---
    He called me a "monster"!
[14:26] ---
    I think he meant "fairy."
    Because you were moving so gracefully!
[14:30] ---
    No! He said "monster"!
[14:33] ---
    Anyway, let's go back.
[14:35] ---
    Man, she sure is extreme when
    it comes to certain things...
[14:38] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[14:40] ---
    Did you hear that, Kensei?
[14:42] ---
    Oww...
[14:43] ---
    Just like I predicted,
    he defeated the leader of the group!
[14:47] ---
    I had absolutely no doubt in my mind
    that you could do it, though!
[14:49] ---
    Oh, right...
[14:51] ---
    Sure. He was so worried
    about Ken-chan earlier,
[14:53] ---
    he couldn't stop pacing
    around the house.
[14:57] ---
    I'm sure it was my
    straight punch and blocks
[14:59] ---
    that came in handy in the fight, right?
[15:02] ---
    What? Y-Yeah, of course...
[15:07] ---
    I just couldn't bring myself
    to tell him that
[15:09] ---
    it was the striking method that Ma-sensei
    taught me that just happened to
[15:12] ---
    hit the guy's chin by a fluke...
[15:14] ---
    Huh? Oh yeah,
    Apachai has been bummed out,
[15:17] ---
    saying that he didn't have
    time to train you today
[15:20] ---
    because you didn't come
    home for a long time.
[15:22] ---
    Oh, I'm so sorry, Apachai-san.
[15:24] ---
    I got picked on by this strange group
    of people on the way back here.
[15:27] ---
    You can give me a special training
    next time I spend the night here!
[15:29] ---
    That's okay. I was doing
    my coloring books...
[15:32] ---
    Oh, no...
[15:38] ---
    Didn't I ask you to bring
    Kenichi Shirahama to me?
[15:43] ---
    It's not what you think, Kisara!
[15:45] ---
    I accidentally ran into him on the street,
    so I was going to bring him over here!
[15:48] ---
    But he's got this girlfriend with
    a big forehead and a nice body.
[15:51] ---
    So, I got a little jealous and thought
    that I should kick his ass for it.
[15:54] ---
    But this big-foreheaded girl
    turned out to be a monster and...
[15:57] ---
    What is he talking about?
[15:59] ---
    Beats me...
[16:02] ---
    At any rate, Kisara-sama's
    orders are absolute.
[16:04] ---
    Takeda, you three make sure
    to do whatever it takes
[16:07] ---
    to bring Kenichi Shirahama to her.
[16:09] ---
    Understood?
[16:11] ---
    Got it.
[16:12] ---
    I'm telling you! She's a monster!
    That big-foreheaded girl--
[16:16] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama... Sounds like
    there's more to this guy than I thought.
[16:24] ---
    Too slow! Don't think of
    defense and offense separately!
[16:28] ---
    Use your entire body to
    learn two moves as one form!
[16:34] ---
    Damn! You're not getting
    any better at all, are you?
[16:38] ---
    I thought you defeated the leader of
    the gang with the technique I taught you!
[16:41] ---
    Actually that's not what
    happened... That was simply...
[16:45] ---
    Hey, Miu, next time
    you notice his guard is too soft,
[16:48] ---
    just go ahead and kill him!
[16:50] ---
    Sakaki-san...
[16:51] ---
    I'm so sorry...
    I'm such a slow learner!
[16:58] ---
    That's right. Kenichi, you make
    a circle there, then take Miu's hand.
[17:03] ---
    Oh, the hand you've got on
    her upper arm is weak!
[17:07] ---
    Normally, you would pull on that upper
    arm and drag her backwards, but...
[17:11] ---
    If you don't have a firm grasp there...
[17:14] ---
    --Miu.
    --Yes.
[17:17] ---
    That's what happens.
[17:18] ---
    Well, you can take
    your time and learn.
[17:21] ---
    Am I hopeless?
    I haven't made any progress?
[17:25] ---
    I don't think that's the case at all!
[17:28] ---
    There he is!
[17:29] ---
    Apaaaaa!
[17:30] ---
    Stay away from me!
[17:37] ---
    My throwing deities...
[17:39] ---
    What are those?
[17:42] ---
    Kenichi-kun's fear must've ignited
    Apachai's wild side... I think...
[17:48] ---
    Well, I guess that's
    a good training as well.
[17:50] ---
    He can get a feel for many of
    Apachai's techniques that way.
[17:53] ---
    I see. Observing is also
    a part of training, huh?
[17:56] ---
    Go away!
[18:03] ---
    This is not good... I haven't
    made any progress lately...
[18:07] ---
    I know better than anyone that
    what happened then was just a fluke.
[18:13] ---
    You don't need to be
    so depressed about it.
[18:16] ---
    Kenichi-san, I know you
    have been working very hard.
[18:18] ---
    Are you trying to
    make me feel better?
[18:20] ---
    Yes.
[18:21] ---
    Miu-san is a very honest person,
    so she never lies...
[18:25] ---
    That's why I'm really hurt right now...
[18:30] ---
    I'm going to the gardening club.
[18:32] ---
    Oh, no...
[18:35] ---
    According to the latest information,
[18:37] ---
    those three guys aren't
    the only ones who are after you.
[18:41] ---
    There's one more wild beast
    that's trying to track you down.
[18:50] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[18:52] ---
    Shirahama-kun...
[18:55] ---
    Yo, Shirahama-kun! Long time no see!
[18:58] ---
    Y-You are...
[19:00] ---
    Have you been working your muscles?
[19:02] ---
    Daimonji-kun!
[19:04] ---
    Here!
[19:05] ---
    How could you do this?!
[19:07] ---
    We haven't settled
    our last fight properly.
[19:10] ---
    I can't accept that
    you beat me by a fluke!
[19:21] ---
    Besides, you beat sub-captain
    Tsukuba, didn't you?
[19:24] ---
    Now, I wonder how I'd look if I defeated
    the one that defeated the sub-captain,
[19:28] ---
    who's the strongest in the karate club!
[19:33] ---
    I am number one!
[19:35] ---
    And if it all goes well,
    they'll let me join the Ragnarok!
[19:39] ---
    I don't give a damn
    about your stupid plan!
[19:42] ---
    First, I want you to
    release Izumi-san!
[19:45] ---
    Only if you promise not to run away!
[19:48] ---
    I won't run away.
[19:49] ---
    Fine!
[19:51] ---
    Now, you answer me this.
    Why did you do this to the plants?
[19:55] ---
    Plants?
[19:56] ---
    I am asking you a question!
    Answer me!
[19:58] ---
    We had nothing better to do while
    we were waiting for you. That's all!
[20:03] ---
    That's awful!
[20:05] ---
    But don't you worry!
    Your favorite is still alive!
[20:11] ---
    But why would you want to grow
    some pathetic little plant like this?
[20:14] ---
    Stop it!
[20:15] ---
    The ones that are no good
    will never be good
[20:18] ---
    no matter how much effort
    you put into them!
[20:25] ---
    You'd feel much better
    if you destroy it at once!
[20:33] ---
    Shut up!
[20:38] ---
    Huh? When did he...
    You son of a...
[20:43] ---
    N-No way! He moved in a split second!
[20:46] ---
    D-Die!
[21:06] ---
    Unbelievable...
[21:11] ---
    I'm sorry... It's all my fault!
[21:17] ---
    Let's clean it up.
[21:18] ---
    We need to re-pot the ones
    that still can be saved.
[21:20] ---
    O-Okay.
[21:23] ---
    Oh, this orchid is
    not going to make it.
[21:25] ---
    This is terrible...
[21:26] ---
    I'm sorry, Snowball King!
[21:29] ---
    But let's re-pot it for now.
[21:34] ---
    A few days later...
[21:37] ---
    Shirahama-kun!
[21:38] ---
    Izumi-san?
[21:40] ---
    Look at this!
    There's a new leaf coming out!
[21:42] ---
    You did it, buddy!
[21:44] ---
    You're small, but you've got
    persistence of a heavy weight!
[21:47] ---
    I guess an orchid that grows slowly but
    with a thick stem is a lot more durable
[21:50] ---
    than an orchid that grows fast and thin!
[21:54] ---
    That's right.
[21:55] ---
    Just because it may
    be slow at growing,
[21:57] ---
    it doesn't mean that it
    shows no progress at all.
[22:01] ---
    I saw all of Daimonji-kun's moves
    like they were in slow motion.
[22:06] ---
    It may only be in small steps,
    but clearly I am improving for sure!
[22:11] ---
    I can do this!
[22:14] ---
    Be careful!
[22:19] ---
    Kenichi-san, you sure are fired up!
[22:22] ---
    Yes!
[22:23] ---
    I'm going to work as hard as
    I can, just like my Snowman King!
[22:27] ---
    "Snowman"?
[22:40] ---
    Even if it's hidden by rain
[22:48] ---
    The sun must be there
[22:59] ---
    I had even lost a dream
[23:06] ---
    I will never forget
    the smile that gave me courage
[23:18] ---
    I keep on believing because I have you
[23:25] ---
    Light starts flowing out of my heart
[23:36] ---
    Just like a flower
    with no name on the street
[23:45] ---
    When I stumble and fall
[23:54] ---
    I will get up on my own
[24:06] ---
    Those Ragnarok guys are getting
    more and more extreme day by day!
[24:09] ---
    They even had some weapons today.
[24:12] ---
    There's no way I can go up
    against them bare-handed.
[24:14] ---
    So what am I supposed to do?
[24:15] ---
    Shigure-san told me she'd
    show me how to deal with weapons,
[24:18] ---
    but I bet something even worse
    than Ragnarok will happen to me!
[24:23] ---
    I'm scared! I don't wanna do this!
[24:26] ---
    Kenichi, don't be scared.
    Or you'll lose what's above your neck.
[24:32] ---
    Help me!

Season 1

E8 - Amazing Bodies! The Mysterious Masters!

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[00:09] ---
    Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
[00:14] ---
    Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
[00:17] ---
    Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
    Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
    Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
[00:36] ---
    Sono risouzou mune ni daki
[00:40] ---
    Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
    Wakime mo furazu
[00:48] ---
    Demo nakidashi soude
    nagedashitaku natte
[00:53] ---
    Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
    Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
    Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
    Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
    yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
[01:15] ---
    Tsuyoku nareru
[01:18] ---
    Tsuranukya iisa
[01:51] ---
    As the gang Ragnarok
    continues to keep their eyes on me,
[01:56] ---
    I, Kenichi Shirahama, spend another
    day making a strategic withdraw.
[02:01] ---
    The members of the Ragnarok
    are extremely persistent.
[02:03] ---
    They don't even give me
    a break on Sundays.
[02:05] ---
    Not bad, you son of a bitch!
    I am Takashi Furukawa.
[02:10] ---
    It's a pretty ordinary name,
    but I'm planning on making
[02:13] ---
    my name a synonym of
    the Ragnarok in the future!
[02:16] ---
    I don't care about stuff like that!
[02:18] ---
    I was looking forward to going
    shopping with Miu-san today!
[02:21] ---
    How dare you interrupt that?
[02:22] ---
    Too bad! If I can drag
    you to Kisara-sama,
[02:26] ---
    I'll get promoted as one of
    the men reporting directly to her!
[02:30] ---
    Who the heck is "Kisara-sama" anyway?
[02:32] ---
    "Barbeque & Broiled Innards FURAIEN"
[02:33] ---
    By the way, let me ask you something!
[02:34] ---
    Wh-What is it?
[02:37] ---
    What the hell is that?
[02:46] ---
    Whoa, she's amazing as usual!
[02:48] ---
    She's already wiped them out two minutes
    after they started picking a fight with us!
[02:50] ---
    And not only that,
    she's not even breaking a sweat!
[02:52] ---
    Whoa, whoa...
[02:53] ---
    Wouldn't Kisara-sama be happier if
    I brought that chick to her instead?
[02:56] ---
    But the one I was asked
    to bring is this guy.
[02:59] ---
    Orders are absolute in the Ragnarok!
[03:02] ---
    Th-This is bad! If this all ends
    without me defeating even one guy,
[03:06] ---
    my pride as a man
    and reputation will be...
[03:12] ---
    I'm not done yet! Oh, huh?
[03:14] ---
    B-Blood? Damn it!
[03:18] ---
    I'm bleeding! Crap, it hurts!
[03:23] ---
    Uh, are you okay?
[03:25] ---
    Kenichi-san, they say young people
    these days tend to snap really easily.
[03:28] ---
    Please be careful!
[03:33] ---
    I'll kill you!
[03:35] ---
    Using a knife? That's not fair!
    It'd hurt if I got stabbed!
[03:38] ---
    --I could die, you know...
    --Shut up!
[03:44] ---
    I'm going to handle it somehow
    and get inside his range...
[03:49] ---
    I'm so scared!
[03:55] ---
    You can't use a weapon
    against a barehanded opponent!
[03:57] ---
    That's not allowed!
    That's against the rule!
[04:03] ---
    Oh, no! I've got to show that it was
    not a big deal, at least at the end!
[04:06] ---
    Phew, we got it under control, huh?
[04:10] ---
    Huh?
[04:18] ---
    What the heck is that?
    He sure seems depressed.
[04:21] ---
    He's been like that ever since
    he came back from shopping.
[04:24] ---
    I can't even start the training.
[04:26] ---
    Apachai understands
    what he's going through.
[04:28] ---
    Kenichi is deeply hurt.
[04:30] ---
    Hey, he moved.
[04:31] ---
    Should I go and comfort him?
[04:33] ---
    No, don't do it.
[04:37] ---
    Well, youth is all about getting down
    and depressed. Just leave him.
[04:42] ---
    Heh. Would have never thought
    that would come out of you.
[04:49] ---
    A knife was totally uncalled for...
[04:51] ---
    I mean, I just don't have
    a lot of guts to begin with...
[05:01] ---
    Weapons, huh?
[05:04] ---
    What am I supposed to do?
[05:08] ---
    I guess I'll ask Koetsuji-sensei
[05:10] ---
    to teach me how to deal
    with armed opponents...
[05:13] ---
    But the chances are that he's gonna make
    me go through some bizarre training...
[05:17] ---
    It's kind of embarrassing
    to ask Miu-san for help...
[05:22] ---
    But, you never know, Sakaki-san
    might give me an in-depth training...
[05:27] ---
    Huh?
[05:30] ---
    Shigure-san!
[05:37] ---
    Shigure-san! What are you doing?
[05:40] ---
    Nothing.
[05:41] ---
    It looks like Shigure wants to teach
    you how to use weapons, Kenichi-kun.
[05:45] ---
    What?
[05:47] ---
    Needless to say, Shigure
    can manipulate any weapon.
[05:50] ---
    But I'm not interested
    in using weapons...
[05:54] ---
    You couldn't even move when you saw
    a knife during the fight, right?
[06:00] ---
    That's true...
[06:02] ---
    Listen, Kenichi-kun.
[06:03] ---
    If you want to know
    how to avoid weapons,
[06:06] ---
    then you must get to
    know weapons first.
[06:15] ---
    Well, I'm a little worried about leaving
    Shigure-san entirely in charge of this,
[06:20] ---
    so I'll be watching over
    the training session.
[06:22] ---
    I'm watching, too.
[06:24] ---
    Me, too.
[06:25] ---
    Miu-san! Be sure to stop her immediately
    when things start looking bad!
[06:28] ---
    Okay, so what do we start with?
[06:33] ---
    How to use a knife.
[06:40] ---
    No?
[06:42] ---
    Of course not!
[06:45] ---
    This should do it!
[06:47] ---
    Really? Are you sure?
[07:03] ---
    Kenichi!
[07:05] ---
    Kenichi! Snap out of it!
[07:08] ---
    What's all this commotion?
[07:12] ---
    Withdraw!
[07:14] ---
    Well, whether it's a knife or spoon,
[07:18] ---
    they're just hunks of metal
    as long as it doesn't hit you.
[07:22] ---
    But the problem here is that
    Shigure never misses the mark...
[07:26] ---
    So you must observe calmly
    and find an opening.
[07:30] ---
    Are you sure this is going to work?
[07:33] ---
    --Now assume a posture.
    --What?
[07:35] ---
    L-Like this?
[07:37] ---
    Do you want me to chop this hand off?
[07:39] ---
    Your body is wide open.
    All the vital points are wide open.
[07:49] ---
    First I'll teach you
    how to assume a posture.
[07:52] ---
    Line up your body sideways.
[07:54] ---
    And the hand you're not
    using goes on the hip.
[07:58] ---
    Can you cut in?
[08:02] ---
    Yes, I can!
[08:08] ---
    I win.
[08:10] ---
    Please let me try again!
[08:22] ---
    All right.
[08:24] ---
    I think it's about time for
    a bare-hand-against-armed-hand fight.
[08:28] ---
    Wh-What do you mean, "It's about time"?
[08:30] ---
    Ken-chan, what do you think is
    the most important thing in fighting?
[08:35] ---
    Huh? Strength? Or techniques?
[08:39] ---
    No! It's courage!
[08:43] ---
    Without courage, you won't be able to stay
    calm and find your opponent's openings!
[08:47] ---
    Without courage,
    your strength will be held back!
[08:49] ---
    Without courage,
    your technique will never work!
[08:54] ---
    Then... I won't make it.
    Because I have no courage.
[08:58] ---
    If you have none,
    then you have to train yourself!
[09:01] ---
    What?
[09:02] ---
    Practice is the key to everything.
[09:05] ---
    Shigure, you push him
    to the absolute edge.
[09:09] ---
    Uh, okay.
[09:11] ---
    Huh? What? What?
    Push me to the edge?
[09:17] ---
    The weapon's master,
    Shigure Kosaka-san.
[09:20] ---
    No one knows her age,
    and she's filled with mysteries, but...
[09:23] ---
    Here I come...
[09:24] ---
    Come where?
[09:26] ---
    On this day,
[09:28] ---
    I came to understand at least
    the true meaning of a "weapon's master."
[09:48] ---
    Man, that was brutal...
[09:50] ---
    I'm sure Shigure-san was
    being easy on me, but...
[09:56] ---
    Huh?
[10:04] ---
    I bet he's not scared of knives.
[10:08] ---
    I mean, with muscles like that,
[10:10] ---
    I bet knives wouldn't even
    penetrate into the body!
[10:14] ---
    Even after all the insane trainings,
    I'm still far from being buff...
[10:19] ---
    I wonder if the way Koetsuji-sensei
    trains me is really working or not...
[10:22] ---
    --Perfect timing.
    --Huh?
[10:24] ---
    I want you to come shopping with me.
[10:26] ---
    Uh...
[10:31] ---
    I did say I'd go shopping with you,
[10:34] ---
    but why do I have to
    drag a tire behind me?
[10:36] ---
    Am I a carriage horse or something?
[10:40] ---
    I figured it'd kill
    two birds with one stone
[10:42] ---
    if you came with me while
    doing the basic training.
[10:44] ---
    Basic training again?
[10:46] ---
    Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight...!
[10:50] ---
    Koetsuji-sensei! When will I be able
    to graduate from the basic training?
[10:55] ---
    "Graduate"? Don't be ridiculous!
[10:57] ---
    There's no graduating
    in the basic training!
[11:00] ---
    What? Does that mean that
    I'm going to have to run a marathon
[11:02] ---
    in this embarrassing way
    for the rest of my life?
[11:06] ---
    There's no need for you
    to keep running a marathon.
[11:09] ---
    It's okay as long as you can
    keep up with your own training regime.
[11:12] ---
    People in the old days didn't do
    a lot of muscle training anyway.
[11:16] ---
    What? Then why just me?
[11:19] ---
    People in the old days often
    spent so much time sparring,
[11:22] ---
    that they didn't need
    to do muscle training.
[11:24] ---
    "Sparring"...
[11:26] ---
    If you build your
    muscle through sparring,
[11:28] ---
    you can build only specific muscles
    that are necessary for fighting.
[11:31] ---
    After all, other unnecessary
    muscles only end up
[11:33] ---
    serving to hinder your movements.
[11:35] ---
    However, this particular training
    method always puts you at risk
[11:38] ---
    of getting injured.
[11:39] ---
    Out of a hundred disciples,
[11:41] ---
    there would only be a few
    who would survive to the end.
[11:45] ---
    Uh...
[11:46] ---
    Would you still like to try sparring,
    which requires no muscle training?
[11:53] ---
    I-I pass!
[11:56] ---
    Well, once you become
    a master in your own right,
[11:58] ---
    it is possible to use techniques,
[12:00] ---
    rather than only strength,
    to settle your fights.
[12:01] ---
    Master, huh?
[12:03] ---
    Yeah... after all, I'm being
    trained by the masters right now.
[12:07] ---
    Koetsuji-sensei, you know,
[12:08] ---
    you're not as muscular as
    Apachai-san or Sakaki-san.
[12:14] ---
    I'm slim, aren't I?
[12:17] ---
    I wonder how Koetsuji-sensei fights...
[12:21] ---
    "Chinese Medicine"
[12:23] ---
    I usually come here with Kensei,
[12:25] ---
    but supposedly some limited edition
    book is going to come out today.
[12:29] ---
    It's got to be an adult magazine...
[12:31] ---
    So you usually walk back and forth
    between here and the dojo.
[12:34] ---
    Is this a part of the training as well?
[12:36] ---
    No, I'm just saving bus fares.
[12:39] ---
    Stop it! I'm going to scream for help!
[12:43] ---
    I just wanna ask you some questions.
[12:46] ---
    Hey, that's Izumi-san!
    And Himeno, too!
[12:50] ---
    Hmm... You know them?
[12:52] ---
    You know, the girl with braids
    and glasses at your school...
[12:55] ---
    The one with a big chest
    and a big forehead.
[13:00] ---
    I-I don't have a big chest...
[13:03] ---
    I know that!
[13:05] ---
    Hey, they're the guys who got
    beat up by Miu-san a long time ago!
[13:10] ---
    I have to save them!
[13:13] ---
    Damn, I can't... I can't just
    work up courage that easily!
[13:18] ---
    Hmm? Hey, that's the little bastard!
[13:21] ---
    Hmm?
[13:39] ---
    Oh... Shirahama-kun?
[13:42] ---
    You two get out of here. He'll be fine.
[13:45] ---
    O-Okay!
[13:48] ---
    Shirahama-kun...
[13:53] ---
    Koetsuji-sensei?
[13:54] ---
    Move, you mustache!
[13:56] ---
    I have business with
    the punk behind you.
[13:59] ---
    Well, I don't know the details, but...
[14:03] ---
    Has my disciple
    caused you any trouble?
[14:09] ---
    Hey, guys, watch out!
    He can do that thing, too!
[14:12] ---
    --B-Bro!
    --What?
[14:15] ---
    Y-Your hand!
[14:17] ---
    What?
[14:21] ---
    Oops, I'm sorry!
[14:23] ---
    I dislocated it without realizing it.
    It's just my habit.
[14:25] ---
    What kind of habit is that?
[14:29] ---
    Now, it's back in place.
[14:32] ---
    You skinny bastard!
[14:34] ---
    Dudes, get a weapon!
    And get the chief!
[14:38] ---
    O-Okay!
[14:40] ---
    "Skinny bastard"? How insulting.
    Isn't that right, Kenichi-kun?
[14:48] ---
    This mustache man must be the father
    of that big foreheaded girl!
[14:52] ---
    Chief, hurry!
[15:04] ---
    Chief, first off,
    destroy that mustache man!
[15:09] ---
    My, you are a big guy!
[15:11] ---
    How is Koetsuji-sensei going
    to fight against that giant?
[15:14] ---
    We were actually planning to find
    that big-foreheaded daughter of yours
[15:17] ---
    and teach her a lesson!
[15:20] ---
    It is a parent's responsibility
    to discipline children!
[15:22] ---
    So take him down first!
[15:25] ---
    I'm actually still single.
[15:29] ---
    What the hell?
    What did you call me for?
[15:32] ---
    Hmm?
[15:33] ---
    Is this skinny guy the one that
    you wanted me to take care of?
[15:37] ---
    Uh, you blockhead, you must
    be a wrestler-wannabe, right?
[15:42] ---
    Please don't get me wrong.
[15:44] ---
    It's not my intention
    to harass you people.
[15:48] ---
    This is just a little misunderstanding.
[15:51] ---
    So go home.
    I'm on my way home as well.
[16:06] ---
    Yeah, that's my chief!
[16:08] ---
    Holy crap! This is not good!
[16:12] ---
    What did you do that for?
[16:13] ---
    These public properties are paid
    for by hard-earned taxpayers' money.
[16:18] ---
    It looks like I've upset you.
    I'd rather avoid conflicts.
[16:23] ---
    If I offended you, I'd take it back.
[16:26] ---
    That's more like it, mustache!
    Especially when you deal with me!
[16:31] ---
    Are you going to apologize,
    Koetsuji-sensei?
[16:34] ---
    I take back the part about
    not harassing you people.
[16:40] ---
    How did he muster that kind of
    power with such a small-framed body?
[16:44] ---
    I don't like people like you.
[16:48] ---
    So actually, I'm thinking about
    harassing you just a little.
[16:54] ---
    H-Hmph! Oh, yeah?
[16:57] ---
    Kenichi-kun.
[16:58] ---
    Y-Yes?
[17:00] ---
    I will now show you
    the actual jujitsu fight!
[17:03] ---
    Watch carefully and learn!
[17:05] ---
    Yes, sir!
[17:06] ---
    Now, in the case where your
    opponent is bigger than you...
[17:09] ---
    What the hell are you mumbling about?
[17:11] ---
    First, this is a bad example.
[17:15] ---
    You should never face him directly.
    You will be overpowered after all.
[17:20] ---
    But you're not overpowered!
[17:21] ---
    According to the laws of physics,
    Koetsuji-sensei is supposed to move...
[17:31] ---
    He's hooking his toes
    onto the manhole cover!
[17:35] ---
    Oww, oww, oww!!
[17:37] ---
    Why are you the one who's hurting?
[17:40] ---
    And now, this is the right way to do it.
[17:43] ---
    You son of a bitch! I'll destroy you!
[17:45] ---
    The trick to making a move is to show
    that you're moving straight forward,
[17:49] ---
    but to move to the outside and get
    into the opponent's blind spot.
[17:52] ---
    And in a real jujitsu fight, you start by
    attacking your opponent's vital point!
[17:58] ---
    However, this is just a feint
    to put the opponent off balance.
[18:02] ---
    B-But it's working on him!
[18:06] ---
    And before your opponent's
    strike gets up to speed,
[18:08] ---
    move a half step forward
    and deflect his power,
[18:11] ---
    thereby neutralizing his strength.
[18:13] ---
    And...
[18:19] ---
    ...you throw him!
[18:26] ---
    A-Amazing! I've never seen
    anything like this before!
[18:30] ---
    I hope you learned
    something from that.
[18:31] ---
    Yes!
[18:38] ---
    How dare you screw with us?
[18:41] ---
    P-Pistol? It's not
    fair to use a weapon!
[18:45] ---
    Oh, boy.
[18:47] ---
    These people have no manners.
[18:49] ---
    What would you do if it hit
    someone in the crossfire?
[19:01] ---
    Come with me. I'm going to
    punish you in the back alley.
[19:04] ---
    Let me go!
[19:06] ---
    Oh, Kenichi-kun!
[19:08] ---
    Just hang on.
[19:10] ---
    It'll be over quick.
[19:13] ---
    You bastard! Hold it right there!
[19:20] ---
    I can never talk about
    what I saw there!
[19:23] ---
    Koetsuji-sensei... He was fierce!
[19:29] ---
    That was incredible strength!
[19:31] ---
    I was like, "How did he do that
    with such a small-framed body?"
[19:33] ---
    According to him, there are three different
    kinds of muscles in the human body.
[19:38] ---
    There's the white muscle that's
    good for fast, sudden moves,
[19:40] ---
    but it lacks endurance.
[19:41] ---
    And there's the red muscle that has the
    endurance but doesn't have much power.
[19:45] ---
    And then between them is a bit of pink
    muscle that has the attributes of both.
[19:50] ---
    They say that the ratios of each
    type of muscle in the body
[19:52] ---
    remain the same over your lifetime.
[19:53] ---
    However, he ignored that
    conventional knowledge,
[19:57] ---
    and with his own theories and after
    his 20 years worth of bizarre training,
[20:02] ---
    he managed to transform all
    his muscles to the pink muscles!
[20:06] ---
    That's right. His body isn't just skinny.
[20:10] ---
    It's just that it's so dense
    to the point where there's not
[20:13] ---
    even one milligram
    of wasted body tissue.
[20:15] ---
    Is it possible that he's actually
    stronger than you, Sakaki-sensei?
[20:18] ---
    Moron! Don't ask a stupid
    question like that!
[20:21] ---
    I just don't like that pain-in-the-ass
    way of training! That's all!
[20:24] ---
    But you know what?
[20:26] ---
    To tell you the truth, he's one of the
    people I'd rather not fight if possible.
[20:30] ---
    And if we were to go up
    against each other,
[20:32] ---
    it's guaranteed that
    one of us would die.
[20:35] ---
    Should I walk you home?
[20:37] ---
    Who knows, they might be
    waiting for you out there again.
[20:40] ---
    Oh, forget them! I-I-I can handle
    them j-j-just fine all by myself!
[20:47] ---
    Well, see you tomorrow!
[20:49] ---
    Please be careful!
[20:52] ---
    They'd never think I'd walk down the
    same street I was attacked on last night.
[20:55] ---
    I'm going to outsmart them!
[20:58] ---
    I was getting tired of waiting
    for you, Kenichi Shirahama!
[21:01] ---
    F-Furukawa!
[21:03] ---
    I am going to take you to
    Kisara-sama this time for sure!
[21:06] ---
    Again, who the heck is Kisara anyway?
[21:08] ---
    I'm not going to let you get away!
[21:11] ---
    This knife of mine is hungry for blood!
[21:15] ---
    I am scared...
[21:17] ---
    Whether it's a knife or spoon,
[21:20] ---
    they're just hunks of metal
    as long as it doesn't hit you.
[21:27] ---
    What is that?
    Something to clean your ears with?
[21:30] ---
    Huh? Don't pretend you're not scared!
[21:32] ---
    You were scared
    straight the other day!
[21:34] ---
    You don't even know
    how to assume a posture!
[21:36] ---
    All your vital points are wide open!
[21:39] ---
    You little bastard!
[21:42] ---
    You're nothing but a joke
    compared to Shigure-san!
[21:45] ---
    Stop talking nonsense!
[21:47] ---
    If you're going to hold it like that,
    it's over if I kick the grip.
[21:54] ---
    In a real jujitsu fight, you start by
    attacking your opponent's vital point!
[21:59] ---
    However, this is just a feint
    to put the opponent off balance.
[22:06] ---
    Furukawa!!
[22:07] ---
    If you look at this whole thing,
    it is clear that is all your fault!
[22:10] ---
    Do you have any idea
    what I went through today?
[22:13] ---
    Do you know what
    Shigure-san did to me,
[22:15] ---
    thanks to you pulling that knife
    out on me in the first place?
[22:18] ---
    Have you ever been chased around
    for an hour by a woman with a sword?
[22:22] ---
    Do you know what it's like to have
    your skin scraped layer by layer
[22:24] ---
    by a Sai and a Tonfa?
    It's really frightening!
[22:27] ---
    And after that, I had to face a scary
    wrestler and a guy with a pistol!
[22:30] ---
    Kenichi-san...
[22:31] ---
    --I'm telling you!
    My day was absolutely insane!
    --I'm just glad that you're okay.
[22:34] ---
    Hey, are you listening to me?
    Don't fall asleep!
[22:37] ---
    You'll catch a cold if you fall asleep!
[22:40] ---
    Amefuri de kakurete mo
[22:48] ---
    Taiyou wa soko ni aruhazu
[22:59] ---
    Yume sae miushinatte ita boku ni
[23:06] ---
    Yuuki kureta egao wasurenai
[23:18] ---
    Kimi ga irukara shinji tsuzukeru
[23:25] ---
    Hikari mune no oku kara afurete kuruyo
[23:36] ---
    Michibata ni saku
    na mo naki hana no you ni
[23:45] ---
    Moshimo tsumazuki taoreta toki wa
[23:54] ---
    Kono ashi de tachiagarou
[24:07] ---
    Apa... What am I supposed to do?
[24:10] ---
    What's the matter? Is something
    troubling you, Apachai?
[24:13] ---
    Yeah. When I'm in training with Kenichi,
[24:15] ---
    I can't help beating him up for real.
    I just can't fold back!
[24:19] ---
    Hmm, you mean "hold back," eh?
    Well, it is certainly a problem for you.
[24:24] ---
    But actually there's a way
    to learn to how to hold back.
[24:29] ---
    Apapapa! Really? I'll do my best
    and master how to hold back for sure!

Season 1

E9 - Apapapa! Apachai's Training!

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    I always found an excuse
[00:14] ---
    so I didn't have to deal
    with what I didn't like
[00:17] ---
    It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
[00:27] ---
    No matter what kind of master they are
[00:32] ---
    they didn't become
    masters just in one day
[00:36] ---
    Embrace the ideal image in the heart
[00:40] ---
    Without saying meaningless things
[00:45] ---
    Without looking aside
[00:48] ---
    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
[00:53] ---
    and losing to my own weakness
[00:58] ---
    I put myself in a bird cage
[01:02] ---
    and push it into the valley
[01:06] ---
    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
[01:15] ---
    I can be strong
[01:18] ---
    I just have to stick to it
[01:31] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[01:43] ---
    Begin!
[01:44] ---
    Apa! Apa!
[01:49] ---
    Apapapapapapapa!
[01:51] ---
    Apa!
[02:00] ---
    Apa!
[02:02] ---
    My throwing deities...
[02:05] ---
    What are those two doing?
[02:07] ---
    Hmm, supposedly this is a special
    training to learn how to hold back.
[02:10] ---
    That's an unusual training.
[02:12] ---
    Hmm?
[02:18] ---
    I'm so stupid!
[02:19] ---
    Why do I always go into offensive mode
    as soon as I face an opponent?
[02:23] ---
    --Look at that.
    --Apa?
[02:25] ---
    Hey, there's one still alive!
[02:28] ---
    I did it! This is the first time
    I didn't kill everything in my sight!
[02:32] ---
    Now I can teach Kenichi Muay Thai!
[02:46] ---
    What do you think about asking
    Furinji to go to the movie?
[02:50] ---
    Movie, eh?
[02:51] ---
    Hey.
[02:52] ---
    Huh?
[02:52] ---
    Is Kenichi Shirahama here?
[02:55] ---
    R-Ragnarok! "The techniques trio"!
[02:58] ---
    Heh, it looks like we're famous now.
[03:01] ---
    If you know who we are,
    then answer my question!
[03:04] ---
    What? You mean that coward?
    I mean, Shirahama?
[03:07] ---
    W-We don't know, because he's
    always gone during lunchtime.
[03:12] ---
    Covering for your buddy, huh?
[03:15] ---
    That's impressive.
    But we're also in a hurry.
[03:19] ---
    Are you covering for him?
[03:21] ---
    Why would I do that when I'm dealing
    with the Ragnarok people?
[03:26] ---
    Seriously I don't know!
[03:28] ---
    I can't believe that he could
    disappear like that every day
[03:30] ---
    without his classmates
    knowing a thing!
[03:32] ---
    Don't you mess with us!
[03:34] ---
    W-We followed him many times before,
[03:36] ---
    but he always manages to
    disappear from our sight!
[03:38] ---
    That's the truth!
    With the girl named Furinji!
[03:41] ---
    Hey, is she the one
    with the tight outfit,
[03:43] ---
    cute face and a glamorous body,
    but really is a monster?
[03:51] ---
    I don't think that's the same one...
[03:54] ---
    She has braids and wears glasses.
[03:57] ---
    What? So he's got two girlfriends?
[04:00] ---
    Takeda-san, should we just
    go ahead and kill that guy?
[04:02] ---
    Koga-kun, will you
    shut up for a second?
[04:04] ---
    --Hmm?
    --Huh?
[04:08] ---
    What's up, Ukita?
[04:14] ---
    There you are!
[04:17] ---
    I thought that he might be hiding in
    a place closer than we think, but...
[04:22] ---
    What the hell is this doll?
[04:22] ---
    "Kenichi will beat Ragnarok"
[04:26] ---
    Looks like he's trying
    to make fun of us.
[04:32] ---
    "There you are"?
[04:35] ---
    That was totally embarrassing!
    And what, some doll fell out of it?
[04:40] ---
    As always I don't understand what
    exactly makes Takeda-san laugh...
[04:44] ---
    Damn Shirahama...
[04:46] ---
    How dare he humiliate us like this?
[04:49] ---
    Huh? That's odd... I wonder
    if I dropped it somewhere...
[04:53] ---
    Did you lose something?
[04:55] ---
    It's a voodoo doll
    Apachai-san made for me.
[05:00] ---
    He gave it to me with prayers that
    I'd safely return to Ryozanpaku.
[05:04] ---
    He's a nice guy, you know.
[05:06] ---
    Yes! Apachai-san is
    a very nice person.
[05:10] ---
    He just doesn't know
    how to control his power.
[05:15] ---
    But, at any rate, I wonder how much
    longer I have to sneak around like this?
[05:18] ---
    After you've had
    a little more training,
[05:20] ---
    you should be able to
    keep those delinquents
[05:23] ---
    under control and take it easy again.
[05:25] ---
    So, in other words,
[05:26] ---
    I won't be able to take it easy
    unless I keep them under control.
[05:29] ---
    You could put it that way.
[05:31] ---
    But at least they can't
    find you here that easily.
[05:36] ---
    Boy, training, huh?
[05:38] ---
    Miu-san?
[05:40] ---
    Stop, Miu-chan!
[05:43] ---
    Niijima-san?
[05:44] ---
    You really are scary, as usual.
[05:48] ---
    I found you, Kenichi!
[05:51] ---
    No matter where I hide, you always
    come and find me, don't you?
[05:55] ---
    He ruined the precious time
    alone with Miu-san...
[05:59] ---
    I was able to find you up here,
[06:01] ---
    and that means sooner or later Ragnarok
    will also find out about this place.
[06:04] ---
    What's with your attitude?
    Are you their spy or something?
[06:07] ---
    You sure are ditzy. Why don't
    you find another place to hide?
[06:11] ---
    I'm going to get myself some
    better info in exchange for the info
[06:14] ---
    I'm going to give
    them about this place.
[06:17] ---
    And by the time they come here
    looking for you, you'll be long gone.
[06:22] ---
    Based on my experience,
    this trick will work two more times.
[06:26] ---
    Whoa, he's a very cunning man.
[06:29] ---
    Let's go, Miu-san!
[06:30] ---
    He's a devil wearing
    an alien's mask!
[06:33] ---
    If you get too close to him,
    his alien tendency will rub off on you!
[06:35] ---
    Are you sure?
[06:37] ---
    Because I just happen to have some
    information on Ukita the great thrower
[06:40] ---
    and Takeda the great puncher for you.
[06:42] ---
    What kind of people are they? Tell me.
[06:44] ---
    "Please tell me," right?
[06:46] ---
    Please tell me.
[06:47] ---
    "Please, Great God Niijima-sama"!
[06:50] ---
    Please, Great God Niijima-sama!
[06:53] ---
    Lick my shoe.
[06:58] ---
    Oh, this must be so-called
    "friendship between buddies"!
[07:04] ---
    All right, fine.
[07:05] ---
    Here's Kozo Ukita, a senior student.
[07:07] ---
    He was expelled because of his ignoble
    character that would do anything to win.
[07:11] ---
    His specialty technique
    is the shoulder throw
[07:13] ---
    that he launches with his big frame.
[07:15] ---
    Your fighting index
    is 62 and Ukita's is 80.
[07:20] ---
    I'd say right now you
    have no chance of winning.
[07:23] ---
    You can't just rate someone's
    fighting ability in figures!
[07:27] ---
    He's starting to understand.
[07:29] ---
    And the one you need to be careful with
    is Ikki Takeda, also a senior student.
[07:33] ---
    He actually happens to be
    a former lightweight boxer.
[07:35] ---
    B-Boxer?
[07:37] ---
    That's right.
[07:38] ---
    Supposedly he used to be the upcoming
    rookie in the boxing world.
[07:41] ---
    What is a guy like that doing
    in the delinquent group?
[07:43] ---
    Beats me!
[07:45] ---
    People go over to the side of evil just
    as easily as an apple falling from a tree.
[07:49] ---
    I'm still looking into the details.
[07:51] ---
    What should I do?
[07:53] ---
    At a time like this I should just--
[07:57] ---
    You haven't been running
    every day for nothing, I see.
[08:00] ---
    But it seems that way only when
    you're making a strategic withdraw...
[08:04] ---
    Ge-Ge-Ge-Geronimo!
[08:07] ---
    This murderous vibe in the air...
    Don't tell me this is...
[08:10] ---
    --Rock!
    --Paper!
    --Scissors! --Hmph!
[08:12] ---
    There!
[08:14] ---
    They're changing their hands furiously
    as they quickly check each other's hands!
[08:19] ---
    Hmph, although I thought
    I outwitted all of you...
[08:22] ---
    --Damn.
    --Apachai put out his
    hand without thinking.
[08:25] ---
    This is the first time I've ever won!
[08:28] ---
    --This is all because Akisame and Kensei
    kept on changing their hands!
    --Apapa! Apapa! Apapa! Apapa!
[08:31] ---
    I always change my hands.
[08:31] ---
    It sure looks like you
    guys are having fun,
[08:33] ---
    although your disciple
    is in big trouble...
[08:35] ---
    Moron! We weren't playing!
[08:37] ---
    We were trying to decide who's going
    to teach you specific techniques next!
[08:41] ---
    I can't believe you guys have been
    deciding it like that all this time!
[08:44] ---
    Come on. I thought we were
    supposed to keep that secret.
[08:47] ---
    Kenichi! It's Apachai's turn next!
[08:53] ---
    But you know, Kenichi-san...
[08:54] ---
    ...you're going to fight against
    a boxer next, aren't you?
[08:57] ---
    If that's the case, I think
    learning Muay Thai can be effective.
[09:00] ---
    What? Is that true?
[09:01] ---
    Y-Yes... And because of
    that I'm freaking out.
[09:04] ---
    Muay Thai might actually be
    quite good for learning how
[09:07] ---
    to fight a boxer in a short period.
[09:09] ---
    Hmph.
[09:11] ---
    Apachai-san, do you think I can
    win against a boxer with Muay Thai?
[09:16] ---
    Of course! If you want to kill him,
    you have to use Muay Thai!
[09:19] ---
    He's right.
[09:20] ---
    This guy has been caring
    for me all this time.
[09:23] ---
    --How could I not believe in him?
[09:24] ---
    --Apapapapapapa! Apapa!
    --How could I not believe in him?
[09:26] ---
    Huh?
[09:28] ---
    Please take it easy
    on me with your hits!
[09:30] ---
    Of course I will!
[09:31] ---
    I will do it deeper than mountains,
    higher than seas!
[09:34] ---
    The deity is alive,
    so it's going to be okay!
[09:37] ---
    "Deity"? Apachai-san,
    you're hurting my hands. Ow, ow, ow!
[09:42] ---
    Kenichi, are you ready?
[09:44] ---
    Uh, I guess, unfortunately.
[09:47] ---
    There's nothing like Muay Thai if you
    want to kill! That's what I learned.
[09:51] ---
    --But...
    --Apa?
[09:52] ---
    I just want to be able to protect
    myself from that delinquent boxer, so...
[09:55] ---
    You think about complicated stuff
    like that after you kill the guy!
[09:58] ---
    You have a brain so you
    can beat up someone!
[10:00] ---
    That was the impression of my master!
[10:03] ---
    What do you think?
    Did I sound like him?
[10:04] ---
    Am I really going to be
    okay with this guy?
[10:07] ---
    Apachai-kun, why don't
    you teach him what kind
[10:10] ---
    of martial art Muay Thai is first?
[10:11] ---
    Huh? Uh, it's for killing people--
[10:14] ---
    Enough of that!
[10:16] ---
    Muay Thai is an ancient martial art
[10:18] ---
    that was developed for soldier
    training in the Siamese kingdoms
[10:22] ---
    of what is now Thailand.
[10:23] ---
    I see.
[10:24] ---
    That's what I think
    Apachai-kun wants to say.
[10:26] ---
    That's right! He's right!
[10:29] ---
    Sounds like a very practical
    style of martial art.
[10:31] ---
    That's right! My master used
    to tell me all the time.
[10:35] ---
    Long time ago, a king named Nareswan
    was captured by the enemy soldiers.
[10:39] ---
    But he was told that if he could beat
    the strongest man in the country,
[10:41] ---
    he could earn his freedom.
[10:43] ---
    So he ended up beating all of his opponents
    and he came back to his country.
[10:46] ---
    Wow!
[10:47] ---
    And of course, the king
    also practiced Muay Thai.
[10:49] ---
    Whoa, that's cool!
[10:51] ---
    I'm gonna do it! Please teach me!
[10:53] ---
    All right, first we'll start
    with "Tan Guard Muay"!
[10:55] ---
    Okay!
[10:56] ---
    So, what is that "Tan Shio Lemon"?
[10:59] ---
    "Tan Guard Muay."
    It means the basic stance.
[11:02] ---
    Like this?
[11:03] ---
    That's right. Next is "Tee Sok"!
[11:05] ---
    In Muay Thai, you use your
    elbows and knees a lot.
[11:08] ---
    The fact is, most contemporary
    martial arts these days don't allow
[11:12] ---
    the use of elbows
    and knees in fighting.
[11:14] ---
    Why is that?
[11:15] ---
    If you use them incorrectly
    you can kill your opponent.
[11:17] ---
    That's right.
[11:18] ---
    However, in Muay Thai,
    they specifically focus on those moves.
[11:21] ---
    Wh-Why is that?
[11:23] ---
    That's right. Because if you use them
    correctly you can kill your opponent.
[11:26] ---
    I don't like this martial art!
[11:29] ---
    You're a man, aren't you?
    You'd better carry on!
[11:32] ---
    Basically all martial arts boil down to
    how efficiently you destroy your opponent.
[11:40] ---
    And the rest is up to
    the user's conscience.
[11:42] ---
    Elder...
[11:43] ---
    If you only use it
    for your own desires,
[11:46] ---
    then it will be reduced to nothing
    more than plain violence.
[11:49] ---
    However, if you try to use it only
    to protect yourself and others,
[11:54] ---
    then even a killing technique
    gets elevated to a martial art.
[11:58] ---
    You must ask your heart.
[12:00] ---
    Do you want to bring misfortune to others
    with the use of your techniques or not?
[12:04] ---
    N-Not at all!
[12:05] ---
    Then it's all right.
[12:07] ---
    It's not the technique
    that causes harm to others.
[12:09] ---
    It's a negativity in
    your heart causes it.
[12:12] ---
    Carry on without being afraid.
[12:14] ---
    Yes, sir!
[12:15] ---
    Apa!
[12:31] ---
    Hey, Kisara,
[12:32] ---
    I've heard that it's been
    going slow, gathering the fighters.
[12:35] ---
    Considering that the fight against
    them is about to start soon.
[12:38] ---
    Shut up, Tsuji.
[12:41] ---
    Don't you get it?
[12:42] ---
    We have to find as many
    strong guys as possible!
[12:45] ---
    Will you just shut up?
    My character died!
[12:49] ---
    Like I said, this is happening
    because you keep on letting
[12:52] ---
    --that boxer wannabe handle this--
[12:53] ---
    --Kisara-sama.
    --that boxer wannabe handle this--
[12:55] ---
    I found out that Shirahama can be found
    on the rooftop during lunchtime.
[12:58] ---
    Please be patient just a little longer.
[13:01] ---
    Hey, you boxer wannabe!
[13:02] ---
    Aren't you going to say "hi"
    to an executive member?
[13:05] ---
    It is my understanding that
    I'm not your subordinate.
[13:08] ---
    But I'm still an executive member.
    You're just a minion!
[13:13] ---
    You know, orders are
    absolute in the Ragnarok.
[13:17] ---
    A happy new year to you.
[13:20] ---
    You're an extremely unpleasant jerk!
[13:26] ---
    Man, my head itches!
[13:30] ---
    Hey, by the way, is this
    the button from your sleeve?
[13:36] ---
    Thanks.
[13:40] ---
    Not bad!
[13:42] ---
    But you know, being fast isn't
    good enough to win the fight.
[13:50] ---
    Damn it!
[13:52] ---
    I died again!
[13:54] ---
    All of you are making
    too much noise!
[13:57] ---
    All right, Kenichi, you're doing great!
    That's it for the basic moves!
[14:02] ---
    Next, let's do some hitting.
[14:03] ---
    Okay!
[14:04] ---
    Come on, hit me!
[14:05] ---
    Huh? So Apachai-san really
    did learn how to hold back.
[14:09] ---
    I don't feel that furiousness
    coming from him like I used to...
[14:12] ---
    Kenichi, what's the matter?
    Come on, bring it!
[14:17] ---
    Kenichi-san, where do you
    think you're touching me?
[14:21] ---
    I-I'm sorry...
[14:22] ---
    The instinct of a bullied kid within me
    told me that I was in danger, so...
[14:25] ---
    What's wrong, Kenichi?! Let's do this!
    It's fun to hit, you know.
[14:30] ---
    Are you really, really sure
    that you know how to hold back?
[14:36] ---
    You make me so sad!
[14:38] ---
    "Do not touch it Shigure"
[14:39] ---
    I worked so hard to learn
    how to control my strength!
[14:42] ---
    I can't go on like this with my life!
    I've lost confidence!
[14:45] ---
    I'm sorry for having been born!
[14:47] ---
    Oh, um, let's do this!
    Let's do the hitting!
[14:50] ---
    Man, I'm so excited!
[14:52] ---
    Really?!
[14:54] ---
    See? Hitting is fun, you know!
[14:57] ---
    Y-You're right!
[14:59] ---
    Now you dodge it!
[15:01] ---
    What?
[15:02] ---
    Yabba dabba doo!
[15:07] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[15:09] ---
    "Pow"
[15:10] ---
    What do you mean, "Oh"?
    Are you trying to kill your disciple?
[15:12] ---
    Kenichi-san, are you okay?
[15:14] ---
    Did he finally do it?
[15:16] ---
    Good grief...
[15:17] ---
    I held back! Higher than seas
    and deeper than mountains!
[15:22] ---
    K-Kenichi-san is...
[15:26] ---
    Do not overreact.
[15:28] ---
    Besides, we've been training him well, he
    shouldn't be knocked out by that level of--
[15:33] ---
    Begin cardiac compression!
    1, 2, 3, 4! 1, 2, 3, 4! 1, 2, 3, 4!
[15:37] ---
    Where am I?
[15:39] ---
    See? It was nothing.
[15:40] ---
    No!
[15:49] ---
    Apachai, let's play tag!
[15:51] ---
    Let's climb on Apachai!
[15:54] ---
    Apapapa! Let me feed
    the pigeons first. Come on, get it!
[15:59] ---
    Apachai, you're great!
[16:02] ---
    Wow, you're like a pigeon tree!
[16:03] ---
    That guy... Kids and animals just love him.
[16:08] ---
    Hey, Apachai.
[16:11] ---
    You don't look very happy today.
[16:14] ---
    Actually I happened to make a tiny
    but big mistake yesterday.
[16:18] ---
    It's tiny, but a big mistake?
    That sounds weird!
[16:22] ---
    Apa!
[16:23] ---
    Apapapapa.
[16:25] ---
    That's right. It's really
    difficult when it's tiny.
[16:29] ---
    Cheer up, Apachai.
[16:31] ---
    Yeah, I'm okay. All right, guys,
    tell me what you want to do!
[16:40] ---
    Well, it looks like I've managed to
    avoid meaningless fights again today.
[16:44] ---
    Right.
[16:45] ---
    "Say ah!" "Teehee"
[16:46] ---
    To think we'd be having our
    lunch in the equipment shed.
[16:48] ---
    I doubt those Ragnarok guys
    would figure this out.
[16:51] ---
    I agree! I agree!
[16:53] ---
    Thank goodness, Kenichi-san.
[16:55] ---
    Considering what happened yesterday,
    he doesn't seem disheartened at all.
[16:58] ---
    Maybe Kenichi-san is actually
    tougher than I thought.
[17:04] ---
    I'm going to give my all to
    learn Muay Thai again today!
[17:07] ---
    Kenichi-san...
[17:08] ---
    Huh? What's the matter?
[17:10] ---
    I'd better get there soon otherwise
    I'll hurt Apachai-san's feelings again.
[17:13] ---
    Muay Thai...
[17:14] ---
    Yabba dabba doo!
[17:17] ---
    Are you going to continue
    learning Muay Thai?
[17:20] ---
    "Continue"? Come on, I've only
    learned just a few techniques!
[17:25] ---
    He doesn't remember
    what happened yesterday...
[17:28] ---
    Apachai-san!
[17:29] ---
    It's a temporary loss of memory
    resulting from a brain concussion.
[17:34] ---
    "Temporary"? But it's been
    a whole day since then!
[17:38] ---
    Akisame-san!
[17:40] ---
    Hmm?
[17:40] ---
    I think it might be a good idea to
    give Kenichi-san a thorough exam!
[17:44] ---
    Why would you say that?
[17:45] ---
    He's completely forgotten
    what happened yesterday.
[17:48] ---
    That's convenient!
[17:50] ---
    Hey, Akisame-san!
[17:53] ---
    I was just joking.
[17:55] ---
    In the world of martial arts,
[17:56] ---
    it's not unusual for one to
    lose his memory in fragments.
[17:59] ---
    I checked him out yesterday,
    and there was nothing wrong with him.
[18:02] ---
    But...
[18:03] ---
    Knock it off, Miu!
[18:04] ---
    Huh?
[18:05] ---
    I find what Apachai is doing right
    now to be a lot more interesting.
[18:09] ---
    Don't be interrupting us.
[18:10] ---
    Come on, fight!
[18:12] ---
    I can't believe these people...
[18:16] ---
    Apapa! Apapapa!
[18:19] ---
    Aaaapaaa!
[18:25] ---
    At this rate you'll
    still kill people.
[18:27] ---
    Apa!
[18:29] ---
    I'm so stupid! I'm so stupid!
[18:31] ---
    I'm trying my hardest to hold back,
[18:34] ---
    but they always turn
    into deadly punches!
[18:37] ---
    Apachai, I understand you often play
    with the kids in the neighborhood park.
[18:42] ---
    Huh? Yeah, I get along with everyone.
[18:46] ---
    How about this?
[18:47] ---
    Do you think you can think of the training
    with Ken-chan not as martial arts training,
[18:50] ---
    but as playing with kids instead?
[18:54] ---
    Apachai-san!
[18:56] ---
    That's odd... Where could he be?
[18:59] ---
    Normally he'd forcefully give me
    a training even without me asking.
[19:02] ---
    Oh, Shigure-san!
    Have you seen Apachai-san?
[19:06] ---
    Over there.
[19:07] ---
    Oh, thanks!
[19:08] ---
    We're going to do
    some hitting practice.
[19:11] ---
    --Hey.
    --Huh?
[19:12] ---
    This...
[19:14] ---
    Wh-What is that?
[19:16] ---
    Wear it, or your brain will be crushed.
[19:19] ---
    I don't understand what you're
    talking about, but... Well, gotta go!
[19:24] ---
    Shigure-san says
    strange things sometimes...
[19:29] ---
    Hey, Apachai-san!
[19:31] ---
    I promise I'll hold back this time!
[19:34] ---
    Huh? Is this a déjà vu?
[19:36] ---
    I feel like I was doing something
    like this yesterday, too...
[19:38] ---
    Come on, start punching!
[19:39] ---
    --Kenichi-san...
    --Okay.
[19:41] ---
    It's pointless to
    change only that part.
[19:43] ---
    Oh!
[19:45] ---
    Come on, reo reo! [faster] And when
    you get closer, you take my neck!
[19:49] ---
    And kao loi! [finish]
[19:51] ---
    Way to go, Kenichi!
[19:54] ---
    Hey, old man, is advice
    like that really going to work?
[19:58] ---
    It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
[20:00] ---
    Ever since he can remember,
    Apachai has risked his life
[20:02] ---
    fighting in the underground
    Muay Thai circuit.
[20:06] ---
    The reason he's not able to control his
    strength is probably because his reflex
[20:10] ---
    is to always launch
    into an all-out attack.
[20:12] ---
    But the gentleness at the bottom of
    his soul is what defines his spirit.
[20:17] ---
    Heh, as a matter of fact,
    I've never met anyone in my life,
[20:21] ---
    who's as carefree as he is.
[20:24] ---
    It seems that you care
    about your friend very much.
[20:27] ---
    Huh?
[20:27] ---
    Hmm? What are you two talking about?
[20:29] ---
    You idiot! Shut up, old man!
[20:32] ---
    The fact is Sakaki came to see me
    this afternoon looking very concerned.
[20:37] ---
    Old man, do something about Apachai!
[20:40] ---
    He was very passionate about it.
[20:43] ---
    I see.
[20:44] ---
    I told you not to
    tell anyone about this!
[20:48] ---
    I didn't ask you for help because
    I wanted to help him or anything.
[20:52] ---
    It's just that, my sake doesn't taste
    very good unless I can hear his laughter.
[20:57] ---
    That's why I asked.
[20:59] ---
    Damn, I have to start all over again.
[21:04] ---
    Come on, Kenichi, faster!
[21:08] ---
    Now dodge it!
[21:09] ---
    Huh?
[21:11] ---
    But think of it as
    playing with kids instead...
[21:26] ---
    M-Man, you scared me!
[21:29] ---
    What a punch! It was so
    fast I couldn't see it!
[21:32] ---
    In that case, you look at your opponent's
    shoulder and guess the speed.
[21:35] ---
    Okay!
[21:36] ---
    H-He did it...
[21:41] ---
    Hmph.
[21:42] ---
    I'll look for an opening
    and throw a few punches, too.
[21:45] ---
    When you're doing mitt practice, you
    also have to practice dodging as well.
[21:48] ---
    Right!
[21:49] ---
    Come on, start punching!
[21:51] ---
    Reo, reo! [faster]
[21:52] ---
    Kenichi, faster!
[21:55] ---
    Feel better now, Shigure-don?
[22:02] ---
    Now dodge it!
[22:04] ---
    Okay!
[22:05] ---
    Ti kau kon!
[22:11] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[22:12] ---
    Kenichi!
[22:14] ---
    Damn...
[22:15] ---
    Kenichi, I'm sorry!
[22:18] ---
    Somehow I couldn't control my knee!
[22:22] ---
    Looks like he's learned how to
    hold back with his hands though.
[22:24] ---
    I guess he has to work on
    how to hold back his knees next.
[22:26] ---
    Well, that's very clever of you.
[22:28] ---
    Hey, this is no laughing matter.
[22:30] ---
    Don't worry. He's still alive today.
[22:33] ---
    What are you talking about?
[22:34] ---
    Apa!
[22:35] ---
    That's why I told him
    he would need this.
[22:40] ---
    Even if it's hidden by rain
[22:48] ---
    The sun must be there
[22:59] ---
    I had even lost a dream
[23:06] ---
    I will never forget
    the smile that gave me courage
[23:18] ---
    I keep on believing because I have you
[23:25] ---
    Light starts flowing out of my heart
[23:36] ---
    Just like a flower
    with no name on the street
[23:45] ---
    When I stumble and fall
[23:54] ---
    I will get up on my own
[24:06] ---
    Your next opponent is Ikki Takeda.
[24:08] ---
    And he's nothing compared to those petty
    underlings that you've dealt with before.
[24:10] ---
    Not to mention, he's a former
    professional boxer
[24:12] ---
    that everyone had
    great expectations of.
[24:13] ---
    Kenichi, you're finally done for.
[24:15] ---
    What should I do? What should I do?
    If I get hit by his punch,
[24:18] ---
    my bones will break, my nose will
    bleed and my breathing will stop!
[24:20] ---
    Well, I hope you enjoy the last
    few remaining days of your life.
[24:23] ---
    I'll pick up your bones, if I have
    nothing better to do, that is.
[24:30] ---
    But if I use the technique that
    I've learned from Apachai-san...
[24:34] ---
    I will bet everything on it!

Season 1

E10 - Go, Kenichi! A Boxer's Weakness!

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[00:09] ---
    Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
[00:14] ---
    Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
[00:17] ---
    Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
    Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
    Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
[00:36] ---
    Sono risouzou mune ni daki
[00:40] ---
    Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
    Wakime mo furazu
[00:48] ---
    Demo nakidashi soude
    nagedashitaku natte
[00:53] ---
    Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
    Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
    Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
    Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
    yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
[01:15] ---
    Tsuyoku nareru
[01:18] ---
    Tsuranukya iisa
[01:30] ---
    But, at any rate,
[01:31] ---
    I wonder how much longer
    I have to sneak around like this?
[01:34] ---
    After you've had a
    little more training,
[01:36] ---
    you should be able to keep
    those delinquents under control
[01:38] ---
    and take it easy again.
[01:41] ---
    So, in other words,
[01:42] ---
    I won't be able to take it easy
    unless I keep them under control.
[01:45] ---
    You could put it that way.
[01:47] ---
    But at least they can't
    find you here that easily.
[01:53] ---
    I found you, Kenichi!
[01:55] ---
    And the one you need to be careful with
    is Ikki Takeda, also a senior student.
[01:59] ---
    He actually happens to be
    a former lightweight boxer.
[02:02] ---
    B-Boxer?
[02:03] ---
    That's right.
[02:04] ---
    Supposedly, he used to be the upcoming
    rookie in the boxing world.
[02:07] ---
    What is a guy like that doing
    in the delinquent group?
[02:10] ---
    You know, orders are
    absolute in the Ragnarok.
[02:15] ---
    A happy new year to you.
[02:17] ---
    You're an extremely unpleasant jerk!
[02:23] ---
    Man, my head itches!
[02:27] ---
    Hey, by the way, is this
    the button from your sleeve?
[02:33] ---
    Thanks.
[02:35] ---
    Yabba dabba doo!
[02:43] ---
    M-Man, you scared me!
[02:46] ---
    What a punch! It was so
    fast I couldn't see it!
[02:50] ---
    In that case, you look at your
    opponent's shoulder and guess the speed.
[02:52] ---
    Okay!
[02:54] ---
    H-He did it...
[02:56] ---
    Now dodge it!
[02:58] ---
    Okay!
[02:58] ---
    Ti kau kon!
[03:08] ---
    Hey, that's a kite.
[03:10] ---
    It sure is peaceful,
    isn't it, Ukita-kun?
[03:16] ---
    Come on, Takeda,
    pull yourself together, will you?
[03:18] ---
    They told us that this is
    where Shirahama is hiding.
[03:20] ---
    We've been waiting for him,
    but he hasn't shown up yet.
[03:23] ---
    Maybe he sensed
    what we've been up to.
[03:31] ---
    Don't you fall asleep!
[03:33] ---
    Just take it easy.
[03:35] ---
    "Take it easy"?
[03:36] ---
    It's been a month
    already since Kisara-sama
[03:38] ---
    asked us to bring
    Kenichi Shirahama to her!
[03:41] ---
    Seriously, our position
    in Ragnarok is at risk!
[03:45] ---
    Why can't we find him?
[03:47] ---
    We're in the same school for god's sake!
[03:48] ---
    Is he using some kind
    of magic or something?
[03:53] ---
    I understand that this school is huge,
[03:55] ---
    but to think he can manage to
    hide from us for this long...
[03:57] ---
    Is he a guerilla or something?
[03:59] ---
    Oh well, but I have an idea though.
[04:01] ---
    Like I said, how can you be
    so nonchalant about-- Huh?
[04:03] ---
    A plan, you know. I've got a plan.
[04:06] ---
    What do you call that?
    "Mission Impossible"?
[04:10] ---
    Nah, I think it's a little different...
[04:17] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[04:20] ---
    What's the matter?
[04:22] ---
    Hurry up and come at me, Kenichi-san.
[04:24] ---
    I know, but...
[04:28] ---
    It goes against my personal principle
    to raise a hand against a woman, so...
[04:31] ---
    But, this is sparring practice,
[04:33] ---
    so we're not going to get
    anywhere unless you attack me.
[04:36] ---
    Hey, are you still
    talking nonsense like that?
[04:40] ---
    You're wearing the gloves, aren't you?
    Well, even if you weren't,
[04:43] ---
    your punches would
    have no effect anyway!
[04:45] ---
    "Have no effect"
[04:47] ---
    How insulting! Watch what you say!
[04:49] ---
    Just do it!
[04:50] ---
    But you know, Kenichi,
[04:52] ---
    you should at least do some sparring
    before you go up against a boxer...
[04:55] ---
    And unfortunately, you can't do it
    with me because I'll end up killing you.
[04:59] ---
    It's true that we're too advanced
    as sparring partners for you
[05:01] ---
    and it won't be much of a practice.
[05:03] ---
    So, Miu is probably
    just about right for you.
[05:05] ---
    Do it!
[05:07] ---
    Yeah, but I just can't raise
    my hand against a girl...
[05:12] ---
    He really is an interesting guy.
[05:14] ---
    To him, kindness means rightness.
[05:16] ---
    And it is his belief to
    stick with rightness...
[05:20] ---
    But fighting is ruthless.
    At this rate he is...
[05:26] ---
    Hey, Miu-san!
[05:27] ---
    Hit him, Miu!
[05:32] ---
    Apa!
[05:40] ---
    Listen, Kenichi-kun!
[05:42] ---
    You are kind.
[05:43] ---
    However, refusing to make moves
    in a sparring match isn't kindness!
[05:48] ---
    To have a half-hearted attitude
    against an opponent,
[05:51] ---
    who very seriously seeks to improve
    your skills is an expression of rudeness!
[06:04] ---
    Please forgive my rudeness.
[06:08] ---
    Now I'm going to attack from this side!
[06:09] ---
    Okay!
[06:19] ---
    I couldn't even brush
    against her once!
[06:21] ---
    You might not believe it,
    but Miu was doing it really slowly!
[06:34] ---
    I really appreciate you
    doing this with me.
[06:36] ---
    Are the places I kicked you
    yesterday okay?
[06:39] ---
    I think I'm gradually developing
    tolerance to it, though...
[06:43] ---
    This place is actually quiet and nice
    now that we've gotten used to it, huh?
[06:46] ---
    It looks like you won't have to worry
    about meaningless conflicts
[06:49] ---
    with those delinquents
    for now at least.
[06:52] ---
    But, now that I think about it,
[06:54] ---
    I've been all alone with her in
    a place where no one else is around...
[06:58] ---
    I'm actually in a
    pretty sweet situation....
[07:01] ---
    Your face is red.
[07:03] ---
    --Eh?
    --Let me see.
[07:05] ---
    Whoa!
[07:10] ---
    Good. Looks like you don't have a fever.
[07:12] ---
    I wouldn't want that to affect
    today's training, you know.
[07:18] ---
    What's the matter?
[07:20] ---
    Get it together, you fighting boy!
[07:23] ---
    Well, well, well, Miu-san!
    Have some tea and calm down!
[07:26] ---
    Huh? But I am calm...
[07:30] ---
    Boy, I'm telling you!
    The tea is the best?
[07:32] ---
    You know what's so good about it?
    It's the color!
[07:33] ---
    "Haruo"
[07:36] ---
    Thanks.
[07:39] ---
    You alien again!
    What, are you from Planet Buttinsky?!
[07:43] ---
    Oh, it looks good. Thanks.
[07:45] ---
    They're quails' eggs.
[07:46] ---
    Wh-Where the heck did you come from?
[07:48] ---
    He's been standing in
    that corner the whole time.
[07:49] ---
    "Afterimage thought"
[07:49] ---
    He's been standing in
    that corner the whole time.
[07:50] ---
    You didn't notice that?
[07:51] ---
    You didn't notice that?
[07:52] ---
    Don't be like that.
    We're buddies, aren't we?
[07:55] ---
    Besides, I've got some
    information for you.
[07:58] ---
    Is it about the boxer?
[08:00] ---
    Right. The info on Ikki Takeda.
[08:02] ---
    I had an awesome
    situation working for me!
[08:05] ---
    And he always ruins it! Damn it!
[08:09] ---
    Supposedly, he was a rising star who
    won the rookie pro boxing tournament.
[08:14] ---
    An incredible fighter, who's said to
    have a punch called the "illusive left."
[08:18] ---
    "Illusive left"?
[08:19] ---
    Anyway, you need to watch
    for his left straight punch.
[08:22] ---
    I've heard that those guys, who've been hit
    with it never even knew what hit them.
[08:25] ---
    They checked out the video footage
    of the fight in slow motion afterwards,
[08:29] ---
    but they still couldn't
    remember what happened.
[08:31] ---
    I'm going to die soon, aren't I?
[08:35] ---
    I guess. But I just couldn't figure out
    exactly what made him quit
[08:39] ---
    being a boxer all of a sudden and degrade
    himself to some delinquent.
[08:43] ---
    "Class 1-E"
[08:44] ---
    You are the one who was supposed
    to ask Furinji to go to the movie!
[08:47] ---
    You are the one who was supposed
    to ask Furinji to go to the movie!
[08:47] ---
    You say that like it's nothing,
[08:49] ---
    but it's kind of hard
    to come out and ask...
[08:51] ---
    Who cares? Just do
    something about it quick!
[08:53] ---
    They're going to stop showing
    that movie soon, you know!
[08:55] ---
    Oh, I know! Why don't we become
    friends with that coward Kenichi first?
[08:59] ---
    I get it. We're going to use that
    coward Kenichi to get to Furinji...
[09:02] ---
    It's like, "If you want to shoot
    the general, shoot his horse," right?
[09:06] ---
    Listen, from this moment on
    we're Shirahama's friends!
[09:09] ---
    That's right! We're best friends!
[09:12] ---
    --Huh?
    --Huh?
[09:16] ---
    His best friends,
    come with me for a sec.
[09:29] ---
    Yoo-hoo, everyone!
    It's time for Japanese class!
[09:32] ---
    All right, why don't
    I take attendance first?
[09:35] ---
    --Aoyama-kun!
    --I think I'll read my book.
[09:36] ---
    This is the only time
    I get a chance to read, after all.
[09:39] ---
    "The Martial Art of Fury"
[09:41] ---
    What...
[09:43] ---
    "I am going to kill your two friends now."
[09:45] ---
    "If you want to rescue them,
    come to the rooftop right away!"
[09:48] ---
    "Japanese"
[09:50] ---
    F-Friends? Do I have
    any friends other than Miu-san?
[09:55] ---
    T-Two?
[09:58] ---
    Huh? We're missing
    Shimayama-kun and Tanaka-kun.
[10:02] ---
    I wonder if they went home early...
[10:04] ---
    Shimayama? Tanaka?
[10:06] ---
    What's up, coward Kenichi?
[10:07] ---
    Is that true people called you
    "coward Kenichi" back in junior high?
[10:14] ---
    Those two?
[10:15] ---
    They're more like the bullies who
    pick on me rather than my friends!
[10:18] ---
    This has to be some
    kind of mistake.
[10:20] ---
    It's one thing if Miu-san were
    to be kidnapped, but those two?
[10:26] ---
    I wouldn't call them my friends.
    I just know their names. That's all.
[10:33] ---
    Miu-san, where is the dividing line
    between friends and acquaintances?
[10:40] ---
    Takeda, do you think a trick like
    this is really going to work?
[10:43] ---
    He has no choice but to come here now
    that his friends are being held hostage.
[10:47] ---
    This is a perfect strategy!
[10:49] ---
    Normally they'd get scared and run.
[10:53] ---
    No way.
[10:54] ---
    What the hell is wrong with this dude?
[10:56] ---
    I've always felt this way,
[10:57] ---
    but something is definitely fundamentally
    different between him and me.
[11:00] ---
    Who would show up in
    this kind of situation?
[11:02] ---
    Where is he?
[11:04] ---
    Excuse me, um,
    I don't mean to interrupt...
[11:06] ---
    Huh?
[11:07] ---
    ...but w-we are not really
    Shirahama's friends...
[11:11] ---
    What did you just say?
[11:13] ---
    Didn't you call yourselves
    his best friends?
[11:16] ---
    Actually we're more like the ones,
    who've been picking on him.
[11:19] ---
    I'm sure he hates us.
[11:25] ---
    In other words, even though
    we kidnapped you guys...
[11:27] ---
    He will never show up!
[11:29] ---
    In fact, he's probably
    getting a laugh out of this!
[11:32] ---
    We did this for nothing?
[11:35] ---
    Don't thrown them around too much.
[11:37] ---
    What would you do if they died?
[11:39] ---
    Shut up! I'm sick and tired
    of your way, anyway!
[11:42] ---
    When I'm pissed off, I don't care
    who you are, I'll throw your ass around!
[11:45] ---
    I'm a delinquent
    because I can do that!
[11:48] ---
    Please give me a break!
[11:50] ---
    Well, I guess I can say
    the same about myself.
[11:52] ---
    Stop it!
[12:00] ---
    Let go of my classmate!
[12:02] ---
    See? I told you!
[12:05] ---
    Is he some kind of idiot?
[12:08] ---
    Human beings basically prefer
    to do the right thing.
[12:12] ---
    But you know, Shirahama-kun,
    people like that are nothing but fools!
[12:19] ---
    The look in his eyes suddenly changed!
[12:43] ---
    --Well, this creator was particularly popular in the early Meiji Period.
[12:45] ---
    --Kenichi hasn't returned
    from the bathroom yet.
[12:49] ---
    --I wonder what happened to him...
[12:49] ---
    --His representative works are...
[12:58] ---
    We finally meet, huh, Shirahama?
[13:03] ---
    W-Wait up!
[13:10] ---
    We have been ordered
    to just bring you in,
[13:16] ---
    but considering how much you've
    messed around with us already,
[13:18] ---
    we can't just invite
    you there, you know.
[13:22] ---
    Right?
[13:23] ---
    P-Please stop it! There's no reason
    why we should fight each other!
[13:27] ---
    You wasted a month of our time!
[13:29] ---
    So we have every
    reason to fight you!
[13:36] ---
    Oh? Trying to stop Ukita's
    famous shoulder throw?
[13:42] ---
    Damn it, let it go!
[13:43] ---
    No way! Because I know
    you're going to throw me!
[13:48] ---
    Good one, Shirahama-kun!
    That's a nice countering technique!
[13:51] ---
    You little brat!
[13:53] ---
    Now you can't throw me, can you?
[13:55] ---
    Take this!
[14:03] ---
    You little shit!
    Now you really pissed me off!
[14:07] ---
    C-Calm down! Let's just calm
    down and talk about this!
[14:15] ---
    And when you get closer,
[14:16] ---
    you take my neck
    and kao loi! [finish]
[14:26] ---
    That was just a conditional response!
    What have I done?
[14:33] ---
    A-Are you okay? Can you hear me?
[14:36] ---
    I really meant no harm!
[14:38] ---
    It's just that day after day
[14:40] ---
    I've been told to "kao loi" when
    the opponent gets closer to me, so...
[14:43] ---
    Hello? Are you listening to me?
[14:45] ---
    Oh, boy... Now that you've
    done in one of my buddies,
[14:48] ---
    I guess I can't just let
    you get away with it.
[14:54] ---
    He has a knife?
[14:58] ---
    A watch and a piece of chalk?
[15:02] ---
    Umm...
[15:05] ---
    All right, it's done!
[15:13] ---
    What's the deal with this guy?
[15:19] ---
    He smashed the chalk up in the air?
    What a sharp jab!
[15:24] ---
    I used to be a professional boxer.
[15:27] ---
    As a handicap, I'll fight you
    only with my right hand.
[15:31] ---
    Now, get inside the ring.
[15:39] ---
    He was willing to take hostages
    in order to get me to come out here.
[15:42] ---
    No matter what I say to him there's
    no way I can avoid a fight right now.
[15:45] ---
    By the way, those two guys you were going
    to risk your life and protect have...
[15:49] ---
    ...run away, huh?
[15:53] ---
    If I were to describe your current
    situation in one word...
[15:57] ---
    What should I say? Let's see...
[16:00] ---
    ...stupid?
[16:05] ---
    You're right... But I'd rather
    be stupid than shady!
[16:10] ---
    Well, I don't know about that.
[16:13] ---
    Actually, I think you might
    change your mind about that.
[16:21] ---
    "Red corner"
[16:28] ---
    You can kick or throw me.
    Do whatever you like.
[16:32] ---
    Let's go with a ten count,
    three knock down rule.
[16:34] ---
    In other words, you lose by KO if
    you go down three times in one round.
[16:39] ---
    He's laughing... He's pretty confident!
[16:43] ---
    Now that it's started,
    there's nothing I can do about this!
[16:45] ---
    I'll show him the Muay Thai that was
    passed down to me by Apachai-san!
[16:53] ---
    Down!
[16:55] ---
    Now let's count. One! Two!
[17:01] ---
    What was that just now?
[17:02] ---
    He's using only his right hand,
[17:04] ---
    but he hit me at least
    one... two... three times!
[17:08] ---
    So fast!
[17:09] ---
    Three!
[17:11] ---
    Not only that, they were powerful jabs!
[17:20] ---
    Oh? That's the spirit!
[17:24] ---
    The taste of blood in your mouth
    and this tension in the air...
[17:29] ---
    Don't you just love boxing?
[17:31] ---
    His punches are incredible.
[17:33] ---
    I'm sure they are slower
    than Apachai-san's,
[17:35] ---
    but if I can't see them,
    it makes no difference!
[17:39] ---
    I have to somehow land a punch
    and stop his movement!
[17:48] ---
    Looks like you know
    a little about karate.
[17:51] ---
    Come on.
[17:53] ---
    Damn it!
[17:58] ---
    Although in my opinion
    you're nothing but an amateur!
[18:03] ---
    This isn't the same
    as sparring with Miu-san,
[18:05] ---
    but I still can't even graze him.
[18:08] ---
    He not only has quick punches,
    but also he's got the perfect defense!
[18:11] ---
    I need to land a punch!
[18:13] ---
    Oops.
[18:14] ---
    Oh, no!
[18:20] ---
    I-I can't... I am no match for him!
[18:27] ---
    That's the second down.
    One more down and you will lose.
[18:34] ---
    I was trying to tell you.
[18:35] ---
    You should've just dumped
    your friends in the first place.
[18:39] ---
    What do you think?
    Have you changed your mind?
[18:44] ---
    It feels like I'm drifting
    out of consciousness.
[18:47] ---
    Huh?
[18:48] ---
    --What was it?
    --One! Two!
[18:50] ---
    --Oh well, I guess it was a bit too much for an amateur, huh?
[18:52] ---
    --Apachai-san was saying
    something about...
[18:54] ---
    A boxer's punches are...
[18:56] ---
    "Boxer"?
[18:57] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[18:57] ---
    So, you think Kenichi could
    actually win the way he is now?
[19:02] ---
    Against a former boxer?
[19:03] ---
    He actually can!
[19:06] ---
    Apachai-kun, you showed him
[19:08] ---
    "that technique" extensively
    like I asked you to, didn't you?
[19:12] ---
    "That technique"?
[19:13] ---
    Oh, yeah! Until he urinated blood!
[19:16] ---
    What the hell is
    "that technique," anyway?
[19:19] ---
    Is it a Muay Thai technique
    that works against boxers?
[19:21] ---
    That's right.
[19:23] ---
    They say that those who
    master that technique
[19:25] ---
    can even master the whole world.
[19:29] ---
    It's the ti lan! [low kick]
[19:32] ---
    That's right... It's a boxer...
    It's a boxer's weakness...
[19:38] ---
    You can still get up, huh? Very good.
[19:42] ---
    A boxer's weakness is...
[19:47] ---
    Ti lan!
[19:53] ---
    A low kick?
[19:59] ---
    Whoa!
[20:03] ---
    Was attacking on my knee
    just a feint? How clever!
[20:06] ---
    Anyway I thought he was a wuss, but...
[20:11] ---
    You bastard!
[20:15] ---
    His lower body strength is incredible!
[20:19] ---
    Besides, it doesn't seem that karate
    is the only thing he knows...
[20:23] ---
    What's the deal with this guy?
[20:25] ---
    The boxer's weakness is...
[20:27] ---
    The lower body!
[20:33] ---
    Did it work?
    Apachai-san, the ti lan worked!
[20:43] ---
    Not bad...
[20:49] ---
    This is exactly what I learned!
[20:51] ---
    Suddenly the way
    he moves became slow!
[20:55] ---
    Ti kau kon!
[21:06] ---
    What's wrong? Why did you stop?
[21:09] ---
    The gong rang. We're supposed
    to take a 3-minute break, right?
[21:12] ---
    What?
[21:18] ---
    You really are stupid, you know that?
[21:20] ---
    Eh?
[21:22] ---
    It's one minute.
    It's a one-minute break.
[21:26] ---
    Oh, right.
[21:43] ---
    Isn't it better for you to sit down?
    You won't recover.
[21:48] ---
    I'm not tired at all. Don't put me
    in the same category as you, amateur.
[21:54] ---
    Damn, are you kidding me?
[21:56] ---
    I will never be able to
    get up if I sit down now.
[21:59] ---
    At any rate, the force
    of his low kick was...
[22:04] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama...
[22:09] ---
    Who are you?
[22:15] ---
    Just like Niijima said,
    this guy is really incredible.
[22:20] ---
    But I wonder why someone as
    talented as him, quit boxing...
[22:43] ---
    Amefuri de kakurete mo
[22:52] ---
    Taiyou wa soko ni aruhazu
[23:02] ---
    Yume sae miushinatte ita boku ni
[23:10] ---
    Yuuki kureta egao wasurenai
[23:22] ---
    Kimi ga irukara shinji tsuzukeru
[23:29] ---
    Hikari mune no oku kara afurete kuruyo
[23:40] ---
    Michibata ni saku
    na mo naki hana no you ni
[23:49] ---
    Moshimo tsumazuki taoreta toki wa
[23:58] ---
    Kono ashi de tachiagarou
[24:08] ---
    I'm surprised. I didn't
    think you would go this far.
[24:11] ---
    Let me ask you one thing.
[24:12] ---
    Why did someone like you
    become a delinquent?
[24:15] ---
    Hmph, you're concerned
    about your enemy?
[24:17] ---
    Sounds like you are
    the biggest sucker in the world!
[24:20] ---
    But if you always set a high
    value on superficial things
[24:22] ---
    like friendship and righteousness,
[24:24] ---
    you'll only end up
    looking like a fool.
[24:26] ---
    Just like how it happened to me.
[24:28] ---
    That's the gong. I'm going to
    finish you off in this round!
[24:31] ---
    Here we go! I must open his eyes!

Season 1

E11 - The Fists of Betrayal! Takeda's Sorrowful Past!

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[00:09] ---
    I always found an excuse
[00:14] ---
    so I didn't have to deal
    with what I didn't like
[00:17] ---
    It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
[00:27] ---
    No matter what kind of master they are
[00:32] ---
    they didn't become
    masters just in one day
[00:36] ---
    Embrace the ideal image in the heart
[00:40] ---
    Without saying meaningless things
[00:45] ---
    Without looking aside
[00:48] ---
    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
[00:53] ---
    and losing to my own weakness
[00:58] ---
    I put myself in a bird cage
[01:02] ---
    and push it into the valley
[01:06] ---
    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
[01:15] ---
    I can be strong
[01:18] ---
    I just have to stick to it
[01:31] ---
    Don't throw them around too much.
[01:34] ---
    What would you do if they died?
[01:35] ---
    Shut up! I'm sick and tired
    of your way anyway!
[01:39] ---
    When I'm pissed off,
[01:39] ---
    I don't care who you are,
    I'll throw your ass around!
[01:41] ---
    I'm a delinquent
    because I can do that!
[01:45] ---
    Please give me a break!
[01:47] ---
    Well, I guess I can say
    the same about myself.
[01:49] ---
    Stop it!
[01:56] ---
    Let go of my classmate!
[01:58] ---
    See? I told you!
[02:01] ---
    Is he some kind of idiot?
[02:05] ---
    Human beings basically prefer
    to do the right thing.
[02:08] ---
    But you know, Shirahama-kun,
    people like that are nothing but fools!
[02:15] ---
    The look in his eyes suddenly changed!
[02:18] ---
    We have been ordered
    to just bring you in,
[02:21] ---
    but considering how much
    you've messed around with us already,
[02:27] ---
    we can't just invite you there, you know.
[02:30] ---
    Right?
[02:31] ---
    P-Please stop it! There's no reason
    why we should fight each other!
[02:35] ---
    You wasted a month of our time!
[02:38] ---
    So we have every reason to fight you!
[02:45] ---
    Oh? Trying to stop Ukita's
    famous shoulder throw?
[02:58] ---
    You little shit!
    Now you really pissed me off!
[03:02] ---
    C-Calm down! Let's just calm
    down and talk about this!
[03:10] ---
    And when you get closer,
[03:11] ---
    you take my neck and kao loi! [finish]
[03:21] ---
    That was just a conditional response!
    What have I done?
[03:32] ---
    You can kick or throw me.
    Do whatever you like.
[03:35] ---
    Let's go with a ten count,
    three knock down rule.
[03:38] ---
    In other words, you lose by KO if
    you go down three times in one round.
[03:42] ---
    He's laughing... He's pretty confident!
[03:46] ---
    Now that it's started,
    there's nothing I can do about this!
[03:48] ---
    I'll show him the Muay Thai that was
    passed down to me by Apachai-san!
[03:57] ---
    Down!
[03:59] ---
    Now let's count. One! Two!
[04:04] ---
    What was that just now?
[04:06] ---
    He's using only his right hand,
[04:07] ---
    but he hit me at least
    one... two... three times!
[04:11] ---
    I have to somehow land a punch
    and stop his movement!
[04:21] ---
    Looks like you know
    a little about karate.
[04:24] ---
    Come on.
[04:26] ---
    Damn it!
[04:31] ---
    Although in my opinion
    you're nothing but an amateur!
[04:36] ---
    This isn't the same
    as sparring with Miu-san,
[04:38] ---
    but I still can't even graze him.
[04:41] ---
    He not only has quick punches,
    but also he's got the perfect defense!
[04:44] ---
    I need to land a punch!
[04:47] ---
    Oh, no!
[04:54] ---
    I-I can't... I am no match for him!
[05:00] ---
    That's the second down.
    One more down and you will lose.
[05:07] ---
    I was trying to tell you.
[05:08] ---
    You should've just dumped
    your friends in the first place.
[05:12] ---
    What do you think?
    Have you changed your mind?
[05:17] ---
    It feels like I'm drifting out
    of consciousness.
[05:20] ---
    Huh?
[05:21] ---
    --What was it?
    --1! 2!
[05:21] ---
    --What was it?
    --One! Two!
[05:23] ---
    --Oh well, I guess it was a bit too much for an amateur, huh?
[05:25] ---
    --Apachai-san was saying
    something about...
    --Oh well, I guess it was a bit too much for an amateur, huh?
[05:27] ---
    A boxer's punches are...
[05:29] ---
    "Boxer"?
[05:30] ---
    That's right... It's a boxer...
    It's a boxer's weakness...
[05:36] ---
    You can still get up, huh? Very good.
[05:40] ---
    A boxer's weakness is...
[05:44] ---
    Ti lan!
[05:51] ---
    A low kick?
[05:57] ---
    Whoa!
[06:02] ---
    Was attacking on my knee
    just a feint? How clever!
[06:05] ---
    Anyway I thought he was a wuss, but...
[06:09] ---
    You bastard!
[06:13] ---
    His lower body strength is incredible!
[06:16] ---
    Besides, it doesn't seem that karate
    is the only thing he knows...
[06:21] ---
    What's the deal with this guy?
[06:23] ---
    The boxer's weakness is...
[06:25] ---
    The lower body!
[06:31] ---
    Did it work?
    Apachai-san, the ti lan worked!
[06:40] ---
    Not bad...
[06:49] ---
    This is exactly what I learned!
    Suddenly the way he moves became slow!
[06:54] ---
    Ti kau kon!
[07:04] ---
    What's wrong? Why did you stop?
[07:08] ---
    The gong rang. We're supposed
    to take a 3-minute break, right?
[07:11] ---
    What?
[07:16] ---
    You really are stupid, you know that?
[07:19] ---
    What?
[07:21] ---
    It's one minute.
    It's a one-minute break.
[07:24] ---
    Oh, right.
[07:32] ---
    Isn't it better for you to sit down?
    You won't recover.
[07:37] ---
    I'm not tired at all. Don't put me
    in the same category as you amateur.
[07:43] ---
    Damn, are you kidding me? I will never
    be able to get up if I sit down now.
[07:48] ---
    At any rate, the force
    of his low kick was...
[07:54] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama...
[07:58] ---
    Who are you?
[08:25] ---
    Apachai-kun, what are you doing?
[08:35] ---
    I'm putting up a good luck charm
    in hopes that Kenichi
[08:37] ---
    will make it back here safely.
[08:39] ---
    I don't know why
    I'm feeling uneasy today.
[08:42] ---
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[08:43] ---
    That curse... I mean, that charm...
    Did Shigure show you how?
[08:49] ---
    Ahem!
[08:51] ---
    I certainly hope nothing bad
    happens to Kenichi-kun...
[09:06] ---
    Now that I think about it,
[09:07] ---
    this guy really has been fighting
    only with his right hand.
[09:11] ---
    Who knows, he could be
    more honest than I thought.
[09:13] ---
    He smashed the chalk up in the air?
    What a sharp jab!
[09:18] ---
    I used to be a professional boxer.
[09:21] ---
    As a handicap, I'll fight you
    only with my right hand.
[09:24] ---
    Excuse me. Can I ask you one thing?
[09:28] ---
    What is it?
[09:29] ---
    Why did you quit boxing?
[09:33] ---
    You don't have any problem asking
    someone a hard question, do you?
[09:36] ---
    You'll end up losing friends if you're
    not sensitive about stuff like that.
[09:40] ---
    I'm sorry! I won't ask again.
[09:42] ---
    Well, I guess you wouldn't
    mind losing friends.
[09:44] ---
    After all they're the kind of people,
[09:46] ---
    who would abandon you after
    you came to rescue them.
[09:49] ---
    W-Wait up!
[09:55] ---
    Besides, there's nothing better
    than having no friends.
[09:58] ---
    If you don't have any,
    you'll never end up looking like a fool.
[10:02] ---
    Just like how it happened to me.
[10:06] ---
    I don't mean to brag, but I used to
    be a pretty promising rookie boxer.
[10:11] ---
    Looking good, Takeda!
[10:15] ---
    You too, Ikeshita.
[10:18] ---
    And I used to have a friend whom
    I went through intensive trainings with
[10:22] ---
    and aimed for the top together.
[10:24] ---
    That's right. To me,
    Ikeshita was a comrade in a war.
[10:29] ---
    Good luck to you on tomorrow's match!
[10:36] ---
    Hey, Ikeshita!
[10:38] ---
    Ikeshita! Ikeshita!
[10:41] ---
    Ikeshita!
[10:43] ---
    Just hang in there!
[10:46] ---
    To be honest with you,
    I hesitated about going to help him.
[10:49] ---
    I had a very important match
    on the following day.
[10:53] ---
    I couldn't afford to cause
    any problem for myself.
[11:01] ---
    Well, it's time to resume the fight.
[11:04] ---
    Hey, wait! I want to hear
    the rest of the story!
[11:12] ---
    You're pretty persistent, aren't you?
[11:14] ---
    The outcome is pretty obvious,
    don't you think?
[11:16] ---
    Th-That was close! I was really
    getting into his story...
[11:21] ---
    A boxer's weakness
    is the lower body.
[11:24] ---
    I'm going to stop
    him with a low kick!
[11:36] ---
    It's okay that he can dodge them,
[11:37] ---
    as long as I can have him
    focused on the lower area!
[11:43] ---
    Give me a break!
[11:44] ---
    He's trying to make me go down
    using a wide-open high kick?
[11:47] ---
    Don't mess with a boxer!
[11:54] ---
    He is fast after all...
    I couldn't see a thing!
[11:58] ---
    Crap...
[12:04] ---
    M-Man, you scared me!
[12:07] ---
    What a punch! It was so
    fast I couldn't see it!
[12:11] ---
    In that case, you look at your
    opponent's shoulder and guess the speed.
[12:15] ---
    I think it's about time
    for me to finish you off!
[12:17] ---
    If it goes on any longer,
    my legs will give out on me.
[12:24] ---
    Don't tell me he just
    predicted my punch!
[12:33] ---
    So this is the power
    of a professional boxer?
[12:41] ---
    If I hadn't had the sparring
    practice with Apachai-san,
[12:44] ---
    I would've been
    finished already for sure!
[12:50] ---
    About the story you were
    telling me earlier...
[12:52] ---
    You ended up going to
    help him, didn't you?
[12:54] ---
    Of course.
[13:02] ---
    You wouldn't abandon your friend
    when he's in trouble, would you?
[13:05] ---
    But I was naïve...
[13:17] ---
    Hey, Ikeshita! Are you all right?
[13:20] ---
    Why you!
[13:22] ---
    Takeda!
[13:35] ---
    You son of a bitch! Die!
[13:46] ---
    Are you all right, Ikeshita?
[13:48] ---
    Damn it! There were
    just too many of them!
[13:51] ---
    We managed to fight off
    those thugs, but...
[13:55] ---
    But of course, I wasn't able to go
    to the match on the following day...
[14:00] ---
    And all the other matches after that...
[14:04] ---
    My life as a boxer
    ended with the injury.
[14:09] ---
    But my friend...
[14:11] ---
    He steadily pursued the path
    as a professional boxer.
[14:24] ---
    Yo, Ikeshita! I heard that
    you've been doing pretty well!
[14:27] ---
    Oh, yeah... Sorry,
    I'm in the middle of practice.
[14:36] ---
    What do you think?
    It's pretty pathetic, right?
[14:40] ---
    That's why...
[14:42] ---
    That's why I just have
    to make guys like you,
[14:46] ---
    who believe in the illusion
    of friendship, realize the truth!
[14:53] ---
    Those two you tried to
    protect are long gone!
[14:55] ---
    What you are doing right now
    is completely meaningless!
[15:11] ---
    Get it now?
[15:13] ---
    That's not true...
[15:17] ---
    I didn't come here
    for anyone particular.
[15:20] ---
    I came here for myself!
[15:23] ---
    Why you...
[15:26] ---
    I couldn't stand the idea of abandoning
    my friends more than getting beat up!
[15:30] ---
    So to me, it doesn't matter
    if those two aren't grateful to me
[15:33] ---
    or if I suffer a loss!
[15:35] ---
    Shut up!
[15:36] ---
    I don't ask for anything
    and I have no regrets!
[15:39] ---
    Shut up!
[15:41] ---
    Because...
[15:44] ---
    ...friendship isn't negotiable!
[16:01] ---
    Hurry! Climb up!
[16:04] ---
    Damn it! How could this happen?
[16:22] ---
    "Class 1-E"
[16:24] ---
    Pansies are also known
    as tricolor violets.
[16:28] ---
    Did you all know that?
[16:30] ---
    Ono-sensei, please stay on the subject!
[16:33] ---
    He sure is taking long...
    This isn't right.
[16:35] ---
    He hasn't returned ever since
    he left for the restroom,
[16:37] ---
    and the class is about to end.
[16:40] ---
    I wonder what the piece of paper said...
    If I could see it I'd be able to...
[16:46] ---
    No way. Reading it without his permission
    is the rudest thing I could do...
[16:58] ---
    "Dangerous"
[17:01] ---
    May I go to the bathroom?
[17:03] ---
    Sudden urge, huh?
    It's okay, you can go.
[17:11] ---
    I must hurry!
[17:15] ---
    Hurry up and use your left hand!
    We're not fighting anymore, you know!
[17:19] ---
    Use your left hand
    and pull yourself up!
[17:22] ---
    Sorry, but I can't move my left arm!
[17:25] ---
    You can't move your left arm?
[17:27] ---
    I told you, remember?
[17:28] ---
    I fought for my friend
    and made a fool out of myself.
[17:32] ---
    Because of the injury I suffered
    in that fight, my arm is dead.
[17:40] ---
    I didn't quit boxing!
    I couldn't box anymore!
[17:47] ---
    Let go of my hand.
    You're gonna fall, too!
[17:52] ---
    Don't put yourself at risk
    just to help others!
[17:55] ---
    You'll surely regret it!
[18:07] ---
    What the...
[18:08] ---
    Who was that and from what class? Huh?
[18:11] ---
    This is strange.
[18:13] ---
    Not good. Especially not now...
[18:15] ---
    I'm running out of time!
[18:19] ---
    It's okay! I'm not going to make it!
[18:30] ---
    Stop it! You've done enough!
    You're gonna fall, too!
[18:33] ---
    It's not going to work!
    There's no way you can pull me up!
[18:37] ---
    What? What the hell?
[18:46] ---
    What the hell are you two doing?
[18:48] ---
    You're gonna die if you fall!
[18:56] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[19:03] ---
    Now I'm mad!
[19:06] ---
    Why you!
[19:07] ---
    What the hell?
[19:10] ---
    What are you doing,
    attacking me all of a sudden?
[19:18] ---
    "Koetsuji Bonesetter's Clinic"
[19:22] ---
    Please see him!
[19:23] ---
    Oh, there you are!
    I've been waiting.
[19:26] ---
    Miu-san went a little crazy...
[19:30] ---
    Boy, she's an unbelievably powerful girl.
[19:32] ---
    I might fall in love with her.
[19:34] ---
    I-I didn't do anything wrong! Hmph!
[19:39] ---
    Now I'm done treating Kenichi-kun
    and the judo guy over there,
[19:45] ---
    "Healthy!!"
[19:46] ---
    the problem now is you right there.
[19:48] ---
    Uh...
[19:50] ---
    Judging from your physique,
    I'm guessing you're a boxer...
[19:52] ---
    Huh? Yeah...
[19:54] ---
    Don't worry about me.
[19:56] ---
    I'm used to having
    injuries like this.
[19:58] ---
    Not that injury...
[19:59] ---
    I'm talking about the older injury.
[20:02] ---
    The left arm that you
    can't seem to move.
[20:05] ---
    How do you know about it?
[20:06] ---
    I don't recall ever
    telling you about it!
[20:08] ---
    I'm a professional after all.
[20:18] ---
    You must've had a lousy doctor.
[20:20] ---
    It seems that they only
    treated the fractured bone.
[20:25] ---
    However, the reason why you
    can't move your left arm is
[20:28] ---
    because of the compressed nerves
    caused by your disjointed spinal cord.
[20:32] ---
    What do you think you're doing?
[20:40] ---
    What's going on? It just moved!
    It really moved! Right?
[20:44] ---
    It did!
[20:45] ---
    I'm a professional.
[20:47] ---
    Y-You mean my left arm can be fixed?
[20:52] ---
    Of course it can,
    just like it's supposed to be.
[20:55] ---
    In my opinion,
    it won't take much to fix it.
[20:58] ---
    There he goes again
    with his own common sense!
[21:00] ---
    Um... But I can never box again, right?
[21:05] ---
    Boxing? You must be kidding me!
[21:12] ---
    You can even aim for the world
    championship in arm wrestling!
[21:20] ---
    All right!
[21:22] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[21:24] ---
    It seems like Kenichi managed
    to get through it okay.
[21:29] ---
    I'm so happy! The lucky charm
    Shigure showed me really worked!
[21:41] ---
    Now, let's continue
    with the treatment.
[21:43] ---
    It's going to hurt a little,
    so I'll do it on the count of three.
[21:47] ---
    Okay.
[21:49] ---
    One! Two!
[21:51] ---
    "Koetsuji Bonesetter's Clinic"
[21:51] ---
    You liar!
[21:54] ---
    You can call me whatever you want.
[21:56] ---
    It works better that way because
    your body is more relaxed.
[21:58] ---
    Now let's do it again.
[22:00] ---
    Hold on just a second!
[22:02] ---
    How many times are
    you going to do that?
[22:06] ---
    This is my own bonesetting method.
[22:08] ---
    It's nothing.
    It'll hurt only 732 times!
[22:15] ---
    Hang in there! Think about it!
    You'll get to box again, you know!
[22:19] ---
    You can do it!
[22:21] ---
    You say that because
    this is not your problem!
[22:23] ---
    I don't know why...
[22:25] ---
    Why am I feeling the way I am
    feeling right now towards someone
[22:28] ---
    I was fighting against until
    just a little while ago?
[22:31] ---
    Hang in there, Takeda-san!
[22:33] ---
    Your life as a boxer
    isn't over just yet!
[22:40] ---
    Even if it's hidden by rain
[22:48] ---
    The sun must be there
[22:59] ---
    I had even lost a dream
[23:06] ---
    I will never forget
    the smile that gave me courage
[23:18] ---
    I keep on believing because I have you
[23:25] ---
    Light starts flowing out of my heart
[23:36] ---
    Just like a flower
    with no name on the street
[23:45] ---
    When I stumble and fall
[23:54] ---
    I will get up on my own
[24:06] ---
    The guy with crazy hair
    from earlier... Tsuji, was it?
[24:10] ---
    He's probably stronger
    than Ken-chan right now.
[24:13] ---
    I knew it! We have to chase him quick!
[24:15] ---
    What are you going to do
    when you catch up to him?
[24:17] ---
    Are you going to beat him up
    for Ken-chan again?
[24:20] ---
    What? Well, that's...
[24:22] ---
    That's going to hurt Ken-chan.
[24:24] ---
    Miu, you must understand
[24:26] ---
    that unnecessary support could
    end up hurting him instead.
[24:30] ---
    But at this rate, Kenichi-san
    is going to... Kenichi-san!

Season 1

E12 - A New Enemy! Shinnosuke Tsuji!

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[00:09] ---
    Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
[00:14] ---
    Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
[00:17] ---
    Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
    Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
    Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
[00:36] ---
    Sono risouzou mune ni daki
[00:40] ---
    Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
    Wakime mo furazu
[00:48] ---
    Demo nakidashi soude
    nagedashitaku natte
[00:53] ---
    Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
    Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
    Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
    Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
    yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
[01:15] ---
    Tsuyoku nareru
[01:18] ---
    Tsuranukya iisa
[01:32] ---
    It's okay! I'm not going to make it!
[01:43] ---
    Stop it! You've done enough!
    You're gonna fall, too!
[01:46] ---
    It's not going to work!
    There's no way you can pull me up!
[01:50] ---
    What? What the hell?
[01:59] ---
    What the hell are you two doing?
[02:01] ---
    You're gonna die if you fall!
[02:09] ---
    What's going on? It just moved!
    It really moved! Right?
[02:13] ---
    It did!
[02:15] ---
    I'm a professional.
[02:16] ---
    Y-You mean my left arm can be fixed?
[02:21] ---
    Of course it can,
    just like it's supposed to be.
[02:24] ---
    In my opinion,
    it won't take much to fix it.
[02:27] ---
    There he goes again
    with his own common sense!
[02:29] ---
    Um... But I can never box again, right?
[02:34] ---
    Boxing? You must be kidding me!
[02:42] ---
    You can even aim for the world
    championship in arm wrestling!
[02:50] ---
    Your joke isn't sharp enough yet today!
[02:52] ---
    There's no way!
[02:57] ---
    --I'm home.
    --Hmm?
[03:03] ---
    It seems like something
    is bothering him.
[03:05] ---
    As a father I'd better be
    straightforward and ask him what it is!
[03:08] ---
    "Elmonte Tomato Sauce"
[03:10] ---
    I can't open it because it's so tight.
    Honey, will you open it for me?
[03:14] ---
    Oh, sure! Let's see...
    This is a job for the father.
[03:18] ---
    S-So tight!
[03:21] ---
    How dare this thing!
    It's just tomato sauce!
[03:23] ---
    Uh, it's okay if you can't...
[03:25] ---
    I can!
[03:26] ---
    I'll run hot water over it.
[03:27] ---
    Quiet! You just get out of here!
[03:32] ---
    That's impressive for
    a jar of tomato sauce.
[03:35] ---
    "You too!"
[03:37] ---
    I'll just open a different one.
[03:40] ---
    Here.
[03:41] ---
    What the...!
[03:45] ---
    What's wrong?
[03:46] ---
    It's nothing.
[03:50] ---
    To think that that Kenichi who used to
    be so weak is now stronger than I am.
[03:56] ---
    It makes me sad and
    happy at the same time...
[03:58] ---
    Isn't that right, tomato sauce?
[04:00] ---
    "Yes, yes."
SIGN    "Complete Love Romance Manual" "Daigakkan" "I'm all set!" "Extra Bonus! How to propose"
[04:02] ---
    Hmm...
[04:03] ---
    I see. So a guy needs
    to be more aggressive...
[04:08] ---
    I see. So a guy needs
    to be more aggressive...
[04:10] ---
    Aggressive, huh?
[04:12] ---
    But the thing is that Miu-san has this
    aura that makes it hard to approach her...
[04:19] ---
    First of all, when I'm at
    Ryozanpaku I'm just too busy training,
[04:22] ---
    I barely have time
    to chitchat with her.
[04:25] ---
    And if it stays this way, it's really
    pointless to keep going to Ryozanpaku.
[04:28] ---
    Bastard!
[04:30] ---
    I can't really call that time a date.
[04:33] ---
    I sure would like to go
    on a real date with her.
[04:38] ---
    Big Brother! What are you reading?
[04:41] ---
    It's n-n-n-nothing, Honoka!
[04:44] ---
    And why did you barge into
    your brother's room like this?
[04:46] ---
    What's that? What's that?
    Why are you hiding it? Let me see it!
[04:50] ---
    Stop it, you idiot! Go away!
    Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
[04:52] ---
    Oh?
[04:53] ---
    Hmm, so what you say to her as
    you part ways is the key, huh?
[04:58] ---
    Dad, when did you come in here?
[05:02] ---
    If you're still reading books like these,
    you still have a long way to go!
[05:05] ---
    Kenichi, there's no manual for love.
[05:09] ---
    You must win the
    girl in your own way!
[05:13] ---
    Dad, you're so cool!
[05:15] ---
    But I have no
    confidence without the book!
[05:19] ---
    You're pathetic!
[05:20] ---
    In my generation, it was
    passion that drove us, not a book!
[05:24] ---
    Actually, it was your mother
    that aggressively approached me.
[05:27] ---
    She totally put me on the spot then!
[05:30] ---
    She was very romantic.
[05:32] ---
    Some of the things she wrote in
    her love letters used to blow me away!
[05:39] ---
    But Miu-san isn't that type.
[05:41] ---
    That titsy!
[05:45] ---
    A-Anyway, you make sure that you're
    always genuine and honest with her.
[05:48] ---
    You just go from there.
[05:50] ---
    O-Okay.
[05:54] ---
    Genuine and honest, huh?
[05:56] ---
    But we're not even dating yet...
    It's kind of pointless.
[06:01] ---
    That's odd... I recall that it
    was you who sent me love letters.
[06:06] ---
    If you'd like, perhaps I can
    present these letters as evidence
[06:08] ---
    and read them out
    loud in front of the kids.
[06:12] ---
    Honey, give me a break!
[06:17] ---
    Takeda was defeated?
[06:19] ---
    Yes.
[06:21] ---
    See, I told you!
[06:23] ---
    This is what happens when you let
    that boxer wannabe be in charge of this!
[06:29] ---
    Shut up, Tsuji!
    Just go back to your group.
[06:32] ---
    Hmph!
[06:33] ---
    Boy... To think that Shirahama
    guy made it this far...
[06:39] ---
    You've been trying to
    recruit more guys,
[06:41] ---
    but actually losing them one by
    one instead. This is pretty bad!
[06:44] ---
    Shinnosuke Tsuji...
[06:45] ---
    How insolent of him to
    speak to Kisara-sama that way,
[06:47] ---
    even if he's one of
    the executive members...
[06:50] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama...
[06:52] ---
    We can't leave a man
    like him out on his own.
[06:54] ---
    It'll be a big problem
    for us if he joins up
[06:56] ---
    with some group other
    than the Ragnarok.
[06:58] ---
    Yeah, that's true.
[07:05] ---
    Let's change our plan here.
[07:06] ---
    We're going to have
    the boy destroyed instead.
[07:09] ---
    Hold on, Kisara.
[07:10] ---
    No.
[07:12] ---
    Wait!
[07:14] ---
    You've got a problem with that?
[07:16] ---
    No. But let me...
[07:19] ---
    ...take care of that kid.
[07:21] ---
    Well, I'm sure you're
    already aware of this,
[07:23] ---
    but someone has damaged
    the fence on the rooftop.
[07:26] ---
    Our school building is 60
    years old and falling apart.
[07:29] ---
    It is very dangerous, so I
    forbid you to go to the rooftop!
[07:34] ---
    Now be careful on the way home!
[07:39] ---
    Um...
[07:40] ---
    What, cowa-- I mean, Kenichi?
    You want something?
[07:44] ---
    I'm sorry... about the other day.
[07:49] ---
    I think it was my fault that
    Shimayama-kun and Tanaka-kun
[07:53] ---
    got mixed up in an incident like that.
[07:56] ---
    I just wanted to
    apologize to you for that.
[07:58] ---
    Uh, right...
[08:01] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
[08:02] ---
    Do you think this
    is some kind of trap?
[08:04] ---
    Normally we would be the
    ones who should be apologizing
[08:06] ---
    to him for running away, right?
    Don't you think?
[08:09] ---
    Is it possible that...
[08:12] ---
    ...he's just a sucker?
[08:15] ---
    Is he a sucker?
[08:17] ---
    D-Don't worry about that.
[08:19] ---
    We're classmates
    after all, you know?
[08:21] ---
    Oh, thank goodness!
    So you guys forgive me?
[08:24] ---
    S-Sure.
[08:26] ---
    I thought you guys were
    holding a grudge against me
[08:28] ---
    for getting you involved with
    something that doesn't concern you, so...
[08:30] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[08:32] ---
    Oh, I'll be right there!
[08:34] ---
    See you guys tomorrow!
[08:42] ---
    Miu-san, there's something
    I want to talk to you about later.
[08:45] ---
    Do not...
[08:46] ---
    ...speak idle words!
[08:50] ---
    All right, it's over.
[08:57] ---
    Are you okay?
[08:59] ---
    Y-Yeah... Sort of.
[09:01] ---
    I wish she wouldn't have kicked me if
    she was going to be so concerned...
[09:04] ---
    Now that I think about it, were you
    going to say something to me earlier?
[09:08] ---
    N-N-Nothing at all!
[09:10] ---
    Oh, I see.
[09:12] ---
    Well, I have to go
    and prepare the dinner.
[09:16] ---
    I couldn't ask her out after all...
    I really have no courage.
[09:21] ---
    My advice?
[09:23] ---
    Ask me about anything other
    than money and women!
[09:27] ---
    Then, never mind.
[09:28] ---
    What?
[09:31] ---
    I feel so rejected...
[09:36] ---
    What? A relationship problem?
[09:39] ---
    "Philosophy"
[09:39] ---
    This could become a rather
    philosophical discussion.
[09:42] ---
    --Are you okay with that?
    --Eh?
[09:48] ---
    Therefore, you end
    up with this formula.
[09:51] ---
    Uh, thanks. It's been very educational.
[09:56] ---
    What does Copernicus have
    to do with asking a girl out?
[10:00] ---
    Chu, chu, chu! Chu, chu, chu...
[10:02] ---
    Apapapapa! Apa!
[10:04] ---
    We have a new record.
[10:06] ---
    --Apapapapa! Papa! Apapapa...
    --I wish there was someone else...
[10:10] ---
    ...I could talk to about this.
[10:14] ---
    I wish there was someone...
[10:17] ---
    Wait!
[10:19] ---
    What is it?
[10:20] ---
    Don't look so displeased
    in such an obvious manner!
[10:24] ---
    When it comes to love and romance,
[10:25] ---
    it's a wise idea to
    ask Kensei Ma for advice!
[10:30] ---
    Just wait! Just wait!
    Please listen to me!
[10:34] ---
    I might not look it,
    but I used to be a playboy
[10:36] ---
    and experienced countless
    numbers of love relationships!
[10:40] ---
    They call me the
    Brilliant Genji of China!
[10:41] ---
    "The Brilliant Genji of China"
[10:43] ---
    Hmm...
[10:44] ---
    Hey, you! You save
    that kind of attitude...
[10:47] ---
    "Kensei 17 years old"
[10:47] ---
    ...until you actually see my picture
    from when I was younger!
[10:51] ---
    P-Pretty boy?
[10:54] ---
    Oh, time sure has passed...
[10:56] ---
    I don't need your pity.
[11:00] ---
    Oh, stuff like that?
[11:02] ---
    If you want to take her out on a date,
    then you should just ask her!
[11:06] ---
    D-Don't say it like it's nothing!
[11:08] ---
    Dealing with a normal girl
    is one thing, but with her,
[11:11] ---
    she might react with
    a forearm blow or something!
[11:16] ---
    Kenichi, it sounds like
    you can't even trust her.
[11:19] ---
    What kind of relationship
    would it be without that anyway?
[11:23] ---
    But it's just that I don't
    really know much about Miu-san...
[11:27] ---
    "Miu's Secret"
    "Photo Collection"
[11:27] ---
    This is the special edition I created.
[11:29] ---
    Right now it's only 3200 yen.
    Tax is not included.
[11:33] ---
    How could you make stuff like that?
    How could you? How could you?
[11:38] ---
    Whoa, you're mad?!
[11:40] ---
    How could you?
[11:42] ---
    You're the most wonderful
    Chinese in Japan!
[11:45] ---
    I'll make this my family jewel!
[11:47] ---
    I don't really get it,
    but thanks anyway.
[11:50] ---
    Next time I'll bring one of Shigure-don.
[11:52] ---
    Even Koetsuji-sensei told me
    that the most important thing
[11:55] ---
    in the relationship is to
    understand your partner!
[11:58] ---
    What are you two doing?
[12:01] ---
    --N-Nothing!
    --N-Nothing!
[12:04] ---
    C-Can I help you with something?
[12:06] ---
    Well, Kenichi-san,
    if you don't mind,
[12:09] ---
    will you please go
    shopping with me tomorrow?
[12:12] ---
    "Huh?"
[12:12] ---
    Huh?
[12:26] ---
    And, can I also have three
    pumpkins and one watermelon please?
[12:30] ---
    You sure are a cute young lady.
[12:32] ---
    How about another watermelon?
    It's on me.
[12:35] ---
    What the heck... She just wanted
    me to carry stuff for her, huh?
[12:40] ---
    Thank you. You really are a big help.
[12:46] ---
    Today turned out to be a
    very important day,
[12:48] ---
    in that I learned
    what Atlas must've felt.
[12:50] ---
    Huh? What do you mean by that?
[12:52] ---
    Atlas is a giant who continues to
    support the sky in Greek mythology.
[12:53] ---
    "The giant that supports
    the sky in Greek Mythology"
[12:53] ---
    Atlas is a giant who continues to
    support the sky in Greek mythology.
[12:56] ---
    "The giant that supports
    the sky in Greek Mythology"
    "Atlas"
[12:57] ---
    But I don't think she'd understand
    what I'm talking about...
[13:01] ---
    Maybe I got a little carried away
    and bought too much stuff...
[13:05] ---
    I had faith in her...
[13:08] ---
    You know, we need a lot of groceries,
[13:11] ---
    so I always ask someone
    to come along and help me.
[13:13] ---
    But the thing is, Ma-san
    and Akisame-san are always busy,
[13:16] ---
    and Apachai-san will beg for candies,
[13:18] ---
    and if I bring Sakaki-san,
    he'll ask me to buy alcohol, so...
[13:21] ---
    Oh, I see.
[13:24] ---
    Besides...
[13:25] ---
    Huh?
[13:27] ---
    Things have been pretty hectic lately
[13:29] ---
    and I haven't had a
    chance to talk to you, so...
[13:32] ---
    Miu-san...
[13:34] ---
    After all, you're my very
    first friend that I've made.
[13:37] ---
    I want to treasure our friendship!
[13:39] ---
    "Friend," huh? Oh, well...
[13:43] ---
    See? There they are!
[13:44] ---
    Huh?
[13:45] ---
    This is that forehead girl's
    regular shopping route!
[13:48] ---
    Yeah. Good job, Koga of the kicks.
[13:51] ---
    Hiya, big forehead!
[13:54] ---
    R-Ragnarok?
[13:56] ---
    I'm impressed that you
    work your weight training
[13:58] ---
    even into your
    shopping errands, Shirahama.
[14:02] ---
    Come with me for a sec.
    I've got a good proposal.
[14:07] ---
    We're in the middle of shopping!
    Please don't bother us!
[14:10] ---
    Don't worry about it.
    We're not gonna mess with your girl.
[14:14] ---
    I actually tried to stop them so
    Miu-san wouldn't jump at them...
[14:18] ---
    I want to talk to you
    man-to-man without interruption.
[14:23] ---
    She can go home now.
[14:24] ---
    Hey, that wasn't the plan!
[14:26] ---
    We were going to frickin' kill Shirahama,
    and I was gonna get the forehead girl--
[14:29] ---
    Get out of here, you piece of shit!
[14:32] ---
    You're the kind of guy
    I hate the most.
[14:36] ---
    Y-You son of a bitch!
[14:40] ---
    You tricked me!
[14:43] ---
    You bastard!
[14:46] ---
    Garbage should stay
    asleep in the garbage!
[14:53] ---
    He grabbed his kick
    and threw him off!
[14:56] ---
    Oh, no! I just
    remembered that I forgot to
[14:58] ---
    take the burnable
    garbage out today!
[15:00] ---
    Is that what you're
    more concerned about?
[15:04] ---
    What, you got scared?
    You're a man, aren't you?
[15:08] ---
    Come on, man up and follow me.
[15:11] ---
    Huh?
[15:15] ---
    Hello! We have your child!
[15:18] ---
    Like I told you many times before,
[15:19] ---
    that's not the right way to
    answer the phone, Apachai-san.
[15:23] ---
    Kenichi-san is in big trouble.
    Oh, no, they're leaving!
[15:27] ---
    I'm going to leave the stuff
    in front of the corner store,
[15:31] ---
    so please come and pick it up!
[15:33] ---
    Okay, I got it! Did you trace the call?
[15:38] ---
    What? Trace the call?
[15:43] ---
    Right or left? Which way did they go?
[15:47] ---
    To the right!
[15:49] ---
    The voice must be Ma-san's!
    Thank you for your help--
[15:51] ---
    Wh-What are you taping?
[15:53] ---
    Your butt!
[15:54] ---
    What are you doing here?!
[15:57] ---
    I've been following
    you since this morning.
[15:59] ---
    I heard that this was a date,
[16:01] ---
    so I was looking forward
    to seeing what would happen.
[16:06] ---
    To think he was just
    used as a porter...
[16:09] ---
    I actually feel a little
    sorry for Ken-chan.
[16:15] ---
    The guy with crazy hair...
[16:16] ---
    He's probably stronger
    than Ken-chan right now.
[16:19] ---
    I knew it!
[16:21] ---
    We have to chase him quick!
[16:22] ---
    What are you going to do
    when you catch up to him?
[16:24] ---
    Are you going to beat him
    up for Ken-chan again?
[16:29] ---
    That's going to hurt Ken-chan.
[16:31] ---
    Miu, you must understand
[16:33] ---
    that unnecessary support
    could end up hurting him instead.
[16:38] ---
    Well, but I can't just ignore it.
[16:41] ---
    You're right. Then let's
    follow them discreetly.
[16:48] ---
    They're still there. Kids these days
    sure don't have strong legs.
[16:53] ---
    If things get really bad,
    we'll help him just a little, discreetly.
[16:58] ---
    What? So you'd come with me?
[17:01] ---
    Well, I am worried about him, too.
[17:04] ---
    After all, Kenichi is our one
    and only admirable disciple.
[17:10] ---
    Let me get right to the point.
    I want you to be my subordinate!
[17:15] ---
    What?
[17:16] ---
    I've heard that Kisara's fighters
    have been messing with you lately.
[17:20] ---
    And I don't have half-ass
    men like them in my group.
[17:23] ---
    You know they're
    planning to destroy you.
[17:26] ---
    If you join us, they won't
    be able to mess with you.
[17:29] ---
    So, what do you say?
    I like strong guys.
[17:32] ---
    I'll be sure to take care of you.
[17:36] ---
    What is it that you want to do?
[17:38] ---
    Isn't it obvious?!
[17:39] ---
    The value of a man is determined by
    the number of men who are under him!
[17:43] ---
    I'm going to grow my
    group bigger and bigger,
[17:45] ---
    and one day it will
    become the top of the Ragnarok!
[17:49] ---
    And what will you do
    once you become the top?
[17:52] ---
    You can't go on being a delinquent
    after you graduate from high school.
[17:56] ---
    Even the guys who are under you will
    have to go out and get a job one day!
[18:02] ---
    "Sound Argument"
[18:12] ---
    B-Boss, take it easy!
[18:14] ---
    Please calm down!
[18:15] ---
    How dare you give me that
    complicated crap, Shirahama?!
[18:18] ---
    Can't you understand
    a man's greatest ambition?
[18:22] ---
    To men, it's all about
    freedom, you know!
[18:26] ---
    Freedom is everything
    except what harms others.
[18:30] ---
    In other words,
[18:30] ---
    as long as you delinquents
    are doing whatever you want
[18:33] ---
    and causing trouble
    for others, that's not...
[18:36] ---
    ...freedom!
[18:38] ---
    That's tyranny!
[18:42] ---
    B-Boss!
[18:43] ---
    Come on, Boss!
[18:45] ---
    At any rate, I will not join you! Bye.
[18:49] ---
    Wait, Kenichi Shirahama!
[18:52] ---
    Fight me!
[18:56] ---
    We don't have a reason to fight.
[18:58] ---
    We do!
[19:00] ---
    You just insulted our freedom!
[19:03] ---
    Since I can't beat you with words,
    I'll fight you with my fists!
[19:06] ---
    Even since the old days,
[19:08] ---
    men have always decided
    who was right with their fists!
[19:10] ---
    You have no objection to that, right?
[19:12] ---
    I hate dealing with people like him...
[19:16] ---
    I-I'm against violence.
[19:18] ---
    What? You're just all talk then,
    you damn coward!
[19:24] ---
    Ouch. He said it.
[19:27] ---
    Who are you calling... a coward?
[19:30] ---
    Now that's the eyes I like!
    But that's too bad.
[19:33] ---
    We could've been
    on the same side.
[19:37] ---
    Save your sleep talk
    until you're asleep!
[19:39] ---
    I will never become a
    delinquent even if you kill me!
[19:42] ---
    Oh, no, it's started...
[19:46] ---
    I guess I'd better take this.
    This is our disciple's fight.
[19:49] ---
    Now bring it on, you little brat!
[19:53] ---
    This is how men should fight!
[19:56] ---
    Fighting with words is
    what women and children do!
[20:00] ---
    I think using violence, just
    because you can't win theoretically,
[20:04] ---
    is what a bastard does!
[20:06] ---
    You called me a bastard?
    Sh-Shut up, you sissy!
[20:09] ---
    You really are scared,
    aren't you, sissy? Sissy!
[20:14] ---
    S-Stop calling me a sissy,
    you violent moron!
[20:17] ---
    V-Violent... moron?
[20:19] ---
    Yaay! Moron! You idiot!
    You dumb ass!
[20:24] ---
    Hey, did he just call him a moron?
[20:26] ---
    Yeah, he sure did.
[20:29] ---
    This is not good...
[20:30] ---
    No one has ever survived
    after having called boss
[20:31] ---
    "Moron! Yeah, it's you! Crazy hair!"
[20:33] ---
    of the Ragnarok Tsuji crew,
    Shinnosuke Tsuji, a moron before.
[20:37] ---
    What's the deal with this guy?
    He's wide open.
[20:43] ---
    The ones who call
    other guys idiots are...
[20:49] ---
    ...the real morons!
[20:53] ---
    You bastard!
[21:08] ---
    He did it!
[21:09] ---
    B-Boss!
[21:14] ---
    Good punch.
[21:17] ---
    That wasn't good enough?
[21:18] ---
    Here comes another one!
[21:24] ---
    Nice move!
[21:28] ---
    Why you!
[21:33] ---
    That was a good one.
[21:35] ---
    It's hard to believe that guy is
    stronger than Kenichi-san though...
[21:39] ---
    The outcome of a fight isn't
    necessarily determined by their abilities.
[21:44] ---
    Huh?
[21:44] ---
    Heh, way to go, Shirahama!
    Come on, man!
[21:49] ---
    I'll let you punch one more time.
[21:52] ---
    What's the matter?
    You chickened out?
[21:55] ---
    Come on, go ahead and punch me.
[21:58] ---
    Wh-What's up with this guy?
[22:01] ---
    Heh, you can't do it?
[22:03] ---
    You coward!
[22:06] ---
    Why you!
[22:20] ---
    M-My fist!
[22:23] ---
    At this rate, Ken-chan will lose.
[22:39] ---
    Amefuri de kakurete mo
[22:48] ---
    Taiyou wa soko ni aruhazu
[22:59] ---
    Yume sae miushinatte ita boku ni
[23:06] ---
    Yuuki kureta egao wasurenai
[23:18] ---
    Kimi ga irukara shinji tsuzukeru
[23:25] ---
    Hikari mune no oku kara afurete kuruyo
[23:36] ---
    Michibata ni saku
    na mo naki hana no you ni
[23:45] ---
    Moshimo tsumazuki taoreta toki wa
[23:54] ---
    Kono ashi de tachiagarou
[24:06] ---
    Come on, Shirahama! Get up!
    You're a man, aren't you?
[24:10] ---
    I admit that was a pretty good punch.
[24:12] ---
    To think you can still
    talk smack to me...
[24:15] ---
    After all, you are the man
    that I have approved.
[24:17] ---
    You're one impressive bastard.
[24:18] ---
    But it's too bad. There's one
    fatal flaw in your fighting style.
[24:23] ---
    F-Flaw?
[24:24] ---
    The way you fight is way too proper!
[24:27] ---
    Listen to me. Fighting is
    all about your instinct!
[24:30] ---
    Shut up! Who do you think you are?
[24:32] ---
    This fight isn't over yet!
[24:33] ---
    Here I come!

Season 1

E13 - The Way of the Fight! The Rules of the Real Fight!

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[00:09] ---
    I always found an excuse
[00:14] ---
    so I didn't have to deal
    with what I didn't like
[00:17] ---
    It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
[00:27] ---
    No matter what kind of master they are
[00:32] ---
    they didn't become
    masters just in one day
[00:36] ---
    Embrace the ideal image in the heart
[00:40] ---
    Without saying meaningless things
[00:45] ---
    Without looking aside
[00:48] ---
    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
[00:53] ---
    and losing to my own weakness
[00:58] ---
    I put myself in a bird cage
[01:02] ---
    and push it into the valley
[01:06] ---
    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
[01:15] ---
    I can be strong
[01:18] ---
    I just have to stick to it
[01:31] ---
    Let me get right to the point.
    I want you to be my subordinate!
[01:35] ---
    What?
[01:36] ---
    I've heard that Kisara's fighters
    have been messing with you lately.
[01:40] ---
    And I don't have half-ass
    men like them in my group.
[01:43] ---
    You know they're
    planning to destroy you.
[01:45] ---
    If you join us, they won't
    be able to mess with you.
[01:49] ---
    So, what do you say?
    I like strong guys.
[01:52] ---
    I'll be sure to
    take care of you.
[01:56] ---
    What is it that you want to do?
[01:58] ---
    Isn't it obvious?!
[01:59] ---
    The value of a man is determined by
    the number of men who are under him!
[02:03] ---
    I'm going to grow
    my group bigger and bigger,
[02:05] ---
    and one day it will become
    the top of the Ragnarok!
[02:09] ---
    And what will you do
    once you become the top?
[02:12] ---
    You can't go on being a delinquent
    after you graduate from high school.
[02:16] ---
    Even the guys who are under you will
    have to go out and get a job one day!
[02:22] ---
    "Sound Argument"
[02:32] ---
    B-Boss, take it easy!
[02:34] ---
    Please calm down!
[02:35] ---
    How dare you give me that
    complicated crap, Shirahama?
[02:38] ---
    Can't you understand
    a man's greatest ambition?
[02:42] ---
    To men, it's all about
    freedom, you know!
[02:45] ---
    Freedom is everything
    except what harms others.
[02:50] ---
    In other words,
[02:50] ---
    as long as you delinquents
    are doing whatever you want
[02:53] ---
    and causing trouble
    for others, that's not...
[02:56] ---
    ...freedom!
[02:58] ---
    That's tyranny!
[03:01] ---
    Oh, no, it's started...
[03:04] ---
    I guess I'd better take this.
    This is our disciple's fight.
[03:08] ---
    Now bring it on, you little brat!
[03:21] ---
    He did it!
[03:23] ---
    B-Boss!
[03:28] ---
    Good punch.
[03:30] ---
    That wasn't good enough?
[03:32] ---
    All right! All right!
[03:34] ---
    Here comes another one!
[03:37] ---
    Nice move!
[03:42] ---
    Why you!
[03:46] ---
    Heh, way to go, Shirahama!
    Come on, man!
[03:53] ---
    I'll let you punch one more time.
[03:57] ---
    What's the matter?
    You chickened out?
[04:00] ---
    Come on, go ahead and punch me.
[04:03] ---
    Wh-What's up with this guy?
[04:07] ---
    Heh, you can't do it?
[04:09] ---
    You coward!
[04:12] ---
    Why you!
[04:17] ---
    M-My fist!
[04:21] ---
    At this rate, Ken-chan will lose.
[04:43] ---
    I sure took that one hard...
    And I even saw it coming.
[04:47] ---
    Get up. You're a man, aren't you?
[04:54] ---
    That was a pretty good punch.
[04:57] ---
    So you can still talk
    smack like that, huh?
[04:59] ---
    All you have to do is be obedient
    and become one of my guys.
[05:03] ---
    Otherwise, it'll really be unfortunate...
[05:05] ---
    ...to have to destroy you!
[05:14] ---
    Wh-What's the deal
    with this guy?
[05:18] ---
    I would've been able to
    defeat him by now,
[05:20] ---
    but my attacks aren't
    working at all! Why?
[05:26] ---
    That crazy hair guy...
[05:28] ---
    It looks likes he's a lot more
    experienced in fighting than Ken-chan.
[05:31] ---
    Huh?
[05:32] ---
    No matter how skilled you are,
[05:34] ---
    there is a certain knack for fighting that
    you can only gain through experience.
[05:40] ---
    Then we'd better do
    something to help him!
[05:43] ---
    It's still too early for that.
[05:44] ---
    Oh, no...
[05:51] ---
    So this is it, huh?
[05:53] ---
    I didn't expect you
    to be so boring.
[05:55] ---
    Hey!
[05:57] ---
    Huh?
[05:59] ---
    Who said this is over?
    It has just started!
[06:03] ---
    Huh, you've got some guts.
[06:07] ---
    As of this moment,
    I recognize you as a man.
[06:12] ---
    And now that I've
    recognized you as a man,
[06:14] ---
    I'll show you no mercy!
[06:18] ---
    It's a big, swinging punch. I got this!
[06:32] ---
    Crap! I'd better get back
    into a proper stance!
[06:36] ---
    He's got my leg!
[06:38] ---
    Dummy!
[06:45] ---
    You've sure got a proper way
    of fighting, Shirahama!
[06:48] ---
    Fighting is all about...
[06:51] ---
    ...your instinct!
[07:04] ---
    Another lucky charm?
[07:06] ---
    Uh, yeah.
[07:08] ---
    That's right.
[07:09] ---
    I got a really bad feeling
[07:11] ---
    when I went to pick up stuff
    after Miu asked me to.
[07:14] ---
    Kenichi is in danger.
    This time it's for real!
[07:19] ---
    Oh, Shigure-kun...
    About the lucky charm...
[07:22] ---
    Pray 100 times.
[07:26] ---
    Uh, I meant...
[07:27] ---
    If you do it 100 times, it works.
[07:31] ---
    Eight! Nine! And so many more!
[07:37] ---
    Oh, well... Good luck to you.
[07:40] ---
    Okay.
[07:42] ---
    Apachai, is that you again?
[07:43] ---
    --Oh?
    --Apa?
[07:44] ---
    Have you pounded nails
    into my precious pine tree?
[07:47] ---
    Apapapapa!
[07:58] ---
    You sure can take
    a lot of beating! But...
[08:06] ---
    He's reached his limit!
    Let's go help him now!
[08:10] ---
    Not yet.
[08:14] ---
    You finally went to sleep?
[08:20] ---
    It's still too early to go to sleep.
[08:23] ---
    You idiot! That's my line,
    you tohenboku! [blockhead]
[08:28] ---
    I am a human!
[08:30] ---
    I'm not a strange
    tree from China!
[08:34] ---
    Huh? I don't know what
    the hell you're talking about!
[08:37] ---
    Are you stupid or what?
[08:41] ---
    You don't even know the origin
    of the word "tohenboku"!
[08:43] ---
    You're the one who's stupid!
[08:45] ---
    Look at that guy!
    He got up again!
[08:48] ---
    Not only that,
    he called our boss stupid!
[08:52] ---
    He's really going
    to get killed now!
[08:54] ---
    You little shit!
[08:57] ---
    My right fist... it's hard
    to attack him with a punch...
[09:00] ---
    Kouho!
[09:03] ---
    Haiho!
[09:05] ---
    Huh? Those are the stepping
    methods that I taught him
[09:08] ---
    at the very beginning!
[09:09] ---
    The basics!
[09:14] ---
    I did it!
[09:15] ---
    Hmm, he let his guard down. Now--
[09:20] ---
    What?
[09:21] ---
    Take this!
[09:26] ---
    I guess Ken-chan loses.
[09:28] ---
    Oh!
[09:31] ---
    Hmph! Did you think you're the only one,
    who can take a lot of beating?
[09:35] ---
    Sorry man, but as long as you
    refuse to become one of my guys,
[09:39] ---
    I have to destroy you!
[09:44] ---
    I'm going to take this leg!
[09:56] ---
    I can't believe that
    I'm so powerless against him!
[09:59] ---
    To think I'm going to get
    defeated by a man like him
[10:03] ---
    after all the training
    I've gone through...
[10:07] ---
    Sensei... I'm sorry...
[10:12] ---
    I'm going now!
[10:13] ---
    Not yet!
[10:14] ---
    What are you talking about?
    Kenichi-san is--
[10:17] ---
    Look at that.
[10:18] ---
    Huh?
[10:22] ---
    As always your
    fighting style is sloppy.
[10:28] ---
    Who's that?
[10:31] ---
    I heard that you were
    going to destroy Shirahama.
[10:34] ---
    I figured that you'd be here,
    Shinnosuke Tsuji-kun.
[10:39] ---
    I-Ikki Takeda! Why you!
[10:42] ---
    How dare you raise your hand against
    our boss Tsuji, the executive member?
[10:45] ---
    Do you realize what you have done?
[10:47] ---
    Takeda-san, we can't let
    even you get away with that!
[10:50] ---
    Sorry, but it doesn't concern me.
[10:52] ---
    Because I've decided
    to quit the Ragnarok.
[10:55] ---
    Hey! Do you even know what
    it means to quit Ragnarok?
[11:00] ---
    You'll get a farewell beat-up!
[11:02] ---
    We're gonna make sure you'll
    never be able to stand again!
[11:04] ---
    Die!
[11:09] ---
    Why you!
[11:10] ---
    I don't care what you say!
    I'm not going to walk away from this!
[11:14] ---
    That's because I owe Kenichi-kun
    a debt for not only having saved my life,
[11:17] ---
    but also having saved
    my life as a boxer!
[11:21] ---
    Hey, your left hand!
[11:25] ---
    That's right!
    My illusive left is back!
[11:28] ---
    So if you don't want
    to be greeted by it,
[11:30] ---
    save the farewell beat-up
    for some other time!
[11:33] ---
    Takeda-san...
[11:34] ---
    By the way, you're heavier
    than I thought, Kenichi-kun.
[11:38] ---
    S-Sorry...
[11:43] ---
    All of you, don't let him get away!
[11:46] ---
    Y-Yeah!
[11:47] ---
    Well, I can crush your jaws with
    one hit from my left for sure.
[11:57] ---
    Later!
[11:58] ---
    You morons!
    Why didn't you beat him up?
[12:02] ---
    He was just bluffing!
[12:03] ---
    If it was completely healed,
    he would've used it from the get-go!
[12:07] ---
    Damn it!
[12:07] ---
    Wait!
[12:10] ---
    Damn you boxer wannabe!
[12:13] ---
    That was a good punch.
[12:15] ---
    So heavy! What's your
    body made of anyway?
[12:20] ---
    Hold it! You bastard!
[12:21] ---
    Crap! They might catch up to us!
[12:23] ---
    Don't look back! Keep going!
[12:25] ---
    F-Fast!
[12:28] ---
    What's with this old man?
[12:30] ---
    Ken-chan did a good job,
    so he gets a little help from me.
[12:39] ---
    Wh-What the hell is going on?
[12:41] ---
    My feet can't touch the bottom!
    This river is deeper than I thought!
[12:49] ---
    Don't tell him, okay?
[12:51] ---
    Actually he might not know
    how to hold back on his power...
[12:55] ---
    He's not all that different
    from Apachai-san in that sense...
[12:59] ---
    I looked all over for you, Kenichi-kun!
    I just wanted to thank you!
[13:03] ---
    Koetsuji-sensei told me that
    I should be able to start boxing now.
[13:08] ---
    So I figured that I should
    start roadwork again!
[13:14] ---
    Are you listening to me?
[13:37] ---
    He's awake!
[13:39] ---
    Apa!
[13:42] ---
    Wh-Where am I?
[13:43] ---
    It's the third block of hell.
[13:46] ---
    How dare you let
    a delinquent kick your ass?
[13:49] ---
    Looks like you need training that
    makes you wish you were in hell, huh?
[13:54] ---
    What are you talking about?
    Kenichi-san fought well!
[14:00] ---
    But he lost!
[14:02] ---
    I bet this is what's
    going to happen now!
[14:04] ---
    Because of this one loss,
[14:06] ---
    all the delinquents will come out,
    looking for a fight with you.
[14:11] ---
    Your name should've been recognized
    among those delinquents by now.
[14:16] ---
    Once they hear a rumor about how
    this crazy hair guy got you, those guys,
[14:16] ---
    "Crazy Hair"
[14:20] ---
    who've been annoyed by you,
[14:22] ---
    will take this opportunity
    and start attacking you.
[14:24] ---
    After all, when you lose once,
    you'll be jinxed to lose more.
[14:29] ---
    Right. And there are often many
    who just can't break the jinx.
[14:33] ---
    If only I was able
    to count to 100,
[14:36] ---
    then the good luck charm
    would've worked!
[14:41] ---
    Well, we just wanted
    to tell you that today.
[14:44] ---
    Take care of yourself, Kenichi-kun.
[14:48] ---
    I don't mean to scare you,
[14:51] ---
    but you'd better watch
    your back at school tomorrow.
[14:53] ---
    You are scaring me!
[14:55] ---
    I'm sure you'll be fine!
    Um, yeah, you'll be okay.
[15:01] ---
    A groundless consolation
    is a lot more like a threat!
[15:04] ---
    Huh? Now that I think about it,
    how did I get here?
[15:08] ---
    If I remember correctly,
    I think Takeda-san was...
[15:10] ---
    Yup.
[15:11] ---
    If that boxer guy didn't show up,
    you would've had your leg broken.
[15:15] ---
    Ma-sensei?
[15:17] ---
    A fight is always
    a ruthless event.
[15:20] ---
    A split second decision can
    cause you to lose everything.
[15:24] ---
    Remember this?
[15:25] ---
    This moment you thought you won
    and let your guard down.
[15:28] ---
    Hey! Why is it on video?
[15:30] ---
    Don't tell me you were hiding
    somewhere and watching this?
[15:35] ---
    Hey!
[15:43] ---
    Well, I have to go
    to the club now.
[15:46] ---
    Okay.
[15:46] ---
    Please be careful
    on your way home.
[15:49] ---
    The wounds from yesterday
    haven't even healed yet.
[15:52] ---
    Right.
[16:01] ---
    Are those delinquents really
    going to come after me?
[16:10] ---
    What are you
    sneaking around for?
[16:12] ---
    Don't you scare me
    like that, Niijima!!
[16:15] ---
    I was just asking you why
    you were sneaking around.
[16:18] ---
    I-It's none of your business!
[16:20] ---
    Oh, yeah. I've heard that you
    got beaten pretty badly by
[16:24] ---
    the executive member
    of the Ragnarok.
[16:25] ---
    Wh-Where did you hear that?
[16:27] ---
    And m-more importantly, how wide
    have you been spreading the information?
[16:29] ---
    What do you think? I've told
    the entire school about it.
[16:33] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama is right here!
[16:35] ---
    The wounds from the other day
    haven't healed yet!
[16:38] ---
    Now is the chance!
[16:39] ---
    Stop it! I don't care if you're
    just joking! Just stop it!
[16:42] ---
    Good job, Niijima.
    We finally found him.
[16:47] ---
    So you're Shirahama, eh?
[16:49] ---
    You sure have been acting
    like a hot shot around here.
[16:54] ---
    No, I haven't...
    You just think I have. That's all!
[16:58] ---
    --You bastard!
    --Why, Niijima?
[17:00] ---
    You're a bad friend, but
    I thought we were friends at least!
[17:03] ---
    Hey, get back here!
[17:05] ---
    Hmph... It's just that I have
    a high expectation of you.
[17:09] ---
    Can a person change?
[17:12] ---
    Can a bullied guy
    really become a hero?
[17:17] ---
    And I don't care what happens
    to anyone, as long as it's entertaining!
[17:23] ---
    Lord, bring great
    suffering upon him!
[17:32] ---
    What's wrong with him?
    So creepy!
[17:42] ---
    Looks like this is a dead-end.
[17:46] ---
    What are you going to do now?
    There's no running away for you now.
[17:49] ---
    H-How insulting?
[17:51] ---
    I don't recall ever running away!
    This is a part of my strategy!
[17:56] ---
    Being cornered is a strategy?
[18:00] ---
    But you would consider launching
    a pincer attack a strategy, wouldn't you?
[18:03] ---
    Not that we planned this.
[18:07] ---
    Three guys against
    one injured guy?
[18:09] ---
    Boy, don't you think
    it's kind of pathetic?
[18:13] ---
    Y-You're Ikki Takeda!
[18:15] ---
    If you're thinking of laying
    a hand on Kenichi-kun,
[18:18] ---
    you'll have to
    deal with me first!
[18:20] ---
    Hmph! Your smack talk
    doesn't mean shit!
[18:23] ---
    You left the Ragnarok, didn't you?
    You don't have anyone to back you up now!
[18:28] ---
    I've heard that even
    the Ragnarok has been after you, too!
[18:32] ---
    Enough of your nonsense!
    Are you gonna do this or what?
[18:38] ---
    Damn! We're letting you off today!
[18:42] ---
    That's exactly what's called
    "the bark of a toothless dog."
[18:46] ---
    Um, I don't know what to say...
    Thank you so much.
[18:52] ---
    No big deal.
[18:54] ---
    Doing things like this for you
    once or twice wouldn't be enough
[18:57] ---
    to repay you for what
    you've done for me!
[18:59] ---
    I'll start going to the boxing
    gym starting next month.
[19:03] ---
    What? Really? That's great!
[19:08] ---
    It's all thanks to you
    and Koetsuji-sensei.
[19:12] ---
    But, at any rate,
    just don't get beat up
[19:15] ---
    by some petty bullies on the street.
[19:16] ---
    After all, you're the guy,
    who defeated me.
[19:20] ---
    I'm sorry...
[19:22] ---
    I tend to lose all my confidence
    when I'm up against someone,
[19:25] ---
    who obviously looks
    like a delinquent...
[19:27] ---
    Hold it right there!
[19:28] ---
    Y-You are--
[19:30] ---
    Hey, Ukita.
[19:32] ---
    Takeda, are you sure
    you're leaving the Ragnarok?
[19:37] ---
    Yeah.
[19:39] ---
    Um, let's not have internal discord.
[19:42] ---
    I've never liked you to begin with.
[19:45] ---
    You always seemed somehow
    different from the rest of us.
[19:48] ---
    But now I finally
    figured out what it is!
[19:52] ---
    You're no delinquent!
    But you're a sportsman!
[19:58] ---
    You should box.
[20:00] ---
    Your left arm is working again, right?
[20:03] ---
    I'll buy some time
    until the farewell beat-up.
[20:06] ---
    You'd better get yourself in
    the best condition by then.
[20:08] ---
    Hey...
[20:12] ---
    So long, Takeda the puncher.
[20:16] ---
    Thank you, Ukita the thrower.
[20:20] ---
    What a wonderful friend you have!
    Not at all like my friend...
[20:38] ---
    Now, I'd like to begin
    the Ryozanpaku summit meeting!
[20:42] ---
    If our disciple continues
    to carry on by half measures,
[20:45] ---
    it'll be a disgrace to all
    of our respective martial arts!
[20:47] ---
    It seems that we may have been
    too soft on Kenichi-kun up until now.
[20:52] ---
    Therefore, I would like to
    move forward with a plan
[20:54] ---
    that we had put on the backburner!
[20:57] ---
    I call it the...
[20:58] ---
    "Apparently deadly!!
    Transformation into fighter plan!"
[21:02] ---
    "Apparently deadly!!
    Transformation into fighter plan!"
[21:03] ---
    Harakiri! Sukiyaki! Harakiri!
[21:06] ---
    So, exactly what do
    we do for that plan?
[21:11] ---
    First, we'll make him
    move into Ryozanpaku.
[21:15] ---
    And we'll infuse the
    teaching of martial arts
[21:17] ---
    into every aspect
    of his everyday life.
[21:19] ---
    We'll even use martial arts to relieve
    his stress of training in martial arts.
[21:22] ---
    And we make him recognize that
    he is the product of martial arts.
[21:26] ---
    He'll experience a life of martial arts
    for martial arts through martial arts!
[21:29] ---
    He will have no choice but to
    choose among a choice of two...
[21:33] ---
    ...martial arts or death!
[21:36] ---
    Basically we're going
    to make Kenichi-kun
[21:39] ---
    a resident disciple
    of Ryozanpaku, correct?
[21:42] ---
    Yes, sir.
[21:44] ---
    Finally, the real training will begin!
[22:07] ---
    Wh-What is this? All of a sudden
    I felt a chill run through me!
[22:09] ---
    You've got a cold, Big Brother?
[22:13] ---
    Honoka, those are my pajamas
    that you're wearing!
[22:16] ---
    Oh, come on! It's no big deal.
    We're siblings, you know!
[22:21] ---
    Even if we're siblings, there
    are certain things you just don't do!
[22:25] ---
    Hurry up and change.
    Or you'll catch a cold!
[22:26] ---
    All right! All right!
    You want me to change, right?
[22:30] ---
    Hey, hey, hey, hey!! I didn't
    tell you to change right here!
[22:32] ---
    Then I'm not going to change!
[22:34] ---
    Come on, don't say that!
    Those are my pajamas!
[22:40] ---
    Even if it's hidden by rain
[22:48] ---
    The sun must be there
[22:59] ---
    I had even lost a dream
[23:06] ---
    I will never forget
    the smile that gave me courage
[23:18] ---
    I keep on believing because I have you
[23:25] ---
    Light starts flowing out of my heart
[23:36] ---
    Just like a flower
    with no name on the street
[23:45] ---
    When I stumble and fall
[23:54] ---
    I will get up on my own
[24:05] ---
    That's it for today's training.
[24:07] ---
    It's not good to push
    yourself too hard, you know.
[24:09] ---
    What? But it just started...
[24:11] ---
    How are you feeling?
    Does it hurt anywhere?
[24:14] ---
    Because if it does,
    I'll be sure to take care of that.
[24:16] ---
    Kind words that show such
    consideration for me...
[24:19] ---
    Something's up.
[24:20] ---
    There's something fishy going
    on with the masters today.
[24:22] ---
    You guys are plotting
    something, aren't you?
[24:23] ---
    You see, starting tomorrow
    you're going to live here
[24:25] ---
    and start your special training.
[24:27] ---
    It'd be no fun if you hurt
    yourself before that, you know.
[24:30] ---
    What do you mean by that?
[24:31] ---
    I live here and start
    the special training?
[24:34] ---
    No one told me about this!

Season 1

E14 - Dedicated Training! Nearby Hot Spring Bath

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[00:09] ---
    Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
[00:14] ---
    Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
[00:17] ---
    Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
    Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
    Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
[00:36] ---
    Sono risouzou mune ni daki
[00:40] ---
    Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
    Wakime mo furazu
[00:48] ---
    Demo nakidashi soude
    nagedashitaku natte
[00:53] ---
    Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
    Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
    Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
    Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
    yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
[01:15] ---
    Tsuyoku nareru
[01:18] ---
    Tsuranukya iisa
[01:35] ---
    As always your fighting style is sloppy.
[01:40] ---
    I figured that you'd be here,
    Shinnosuke Tsuji-kun.
[01:50] ---
    He's awake!
[01:52] ---
    Apa!
[01:55] ---
    Wh-Where am I?
[01:56] ---
    It's the third block of hell.
[01:59] ---
    How dare you let a
    delinquent kick your ass?
[02:03] ---
    Looks like you need training that
    makes you wish you were in hell, huh?
[02:08] ---
    What are you talking about?
    Kenichi-san fought well!
[02:13] ---
    But he lost!
[02:15] ---
    It seems that we may have been too
    soft on Kenichi-kun up until now.
[02:20] ---
    Therefore, I would like to
    move forward with a plan
[02:22] ---
    that we had put on the backburner!
[02:25] ---
    I call it the...
[02:27] ---
    "Apparently deadly!!
    Transformation into fighter plan"!
[02:31] ---
    So, exactly what do
    we do for that plan?
[02:36] ---
    First, we'll make him
    move into Ryozanpaku.
[02:40] ---
    And we'll infuse
    the teaching of martial arts
[02:42] ---
    into every aspect of his everyday life.
[02:44] ---
    He'll experience a life of martial arts
    for martial arts through martial arts!
[02:47] ---
    He will have no choice but to
    choose among a choice of two...
[02:51] ---
    ...martial arts or death!
[02:54] ---
    Basically, we're going to make Kenichi-kun
    a resident disciple of Ryozanpaku, correct?
[03:00] ---
    Yes, sir.
[03:02] ---
    Finally, the real training will begin!
[03:28] ---
    Seriously, what do you have to
    eat to get that kind of body?
[03:31] ---
    I'm so jealous!
[03:35] ---
    Huh?
[03:39] ---
    Get back here, you bastard!
[03:41] ---
    No!
[03:43] ---
    He's being chased around again.
[03:45] ---
    Um, I don't think it's
    a laughing matter for him.
[03:49] ---
    Furinji-san, I've noticed that you
    often meet up with Shirahama-kun
[03:52] ---
    after the club activities...
[03:54] ---
    Huh? Oh...
[03:56] ---
    What's your relationship with him?
[03:57] ---
    What? Oh, we're just friends!
[04:00] ---
    Running away, huh? You coward!
[04:02] ---
    I'm not running away!
    This is a strategic withdrawal!
[04:08] ---
    "Women's Locker Room"
[04:09] ---
    Hmm... So you guys see each
    other outside of school, too?
[04:13] ---
    Yeah, he's actually planning
    to move into my house.
[04:17] ---
    Whoa! Th-They're huge!
[04:19] ---
    Hide your boobs for god's sakes!
[04:21] ---
    I was supposed to
    keep that a secret...
[04:23] ---
    Hmm? I think I just
    heard her say something...
[04:27] ---
    That's all right...
[04:28] ---
    Sooner or later I'm going
    to find out the truth
[04:30] ---
    about the relationship between
    Shirahama-kun and Furinji-san.
[04:34] ---
    I ended up fighting them in the end...
[04:37] ---
    That was a pointless fight.
[04:39] ---
    46!
[04:41] ---
    47!
[04:44] ---
    48!
[04:46] ---
    49!
[04:48] ---
    50!
[04:52] ---
    Kenichi is great!
    He can count up to 50!
[04:56] ---
    Shigure, what comes after 10?
[04:58] ---
    Chu, chu, chu.
[04:59] ---
    11.
[05:01] ---
    12... Huh?
[05:08] ---
    All right, this is it for today.
[05:10] ---
    It's not good to push yourself
    too hard, you know.
[05:13] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
[05:16] ---
    Normally you'd say something like,
    "If you collapse during the training,
[05:18] ---
    I'll make you do three circuits
    around the neighborhood pulling a tire"...
[05:20] ---
    Why are you pretending to
    be so nice all of a sudden?
[05:25] ---
    Come on! You know, you always
    get treated nicely at this dojo!
[05:44] ---
    Hey, hey...
    Miu, you took it a little too far.
[05:47] ---
    Kenichi, are you all right?
[05:48] ---
    Hey, Miu, get off.
[05:53] ---
    What's the matter with you?
    This is weird! Sakaki-san, too?
[05:57] ---
    Normally you'd say
    something like, "Just kill him!"
[06:01] ---
    Me? No way. Remember this dojo
    is a happy and fun place!
[06:08] ---
    Wipe your sweat,
    or you'll catch a cold.
[06:11] ---
    Th-This is weird...
[06:14] ---
    Something must be up!
[06:15] ---
    Something that's
    extremely dangerous is up!
[06:18] ---
    Apachai! Apachai!
    Apachai-chai! Apacha--
[06:22] ---
    Apachai-san!
[06:23] ---
    I-I don't know anything!
[06:26] ---
    I didn't ask you anything!
    What's going on?
[06:29] ---
    What were you told
    not to tell me about?
[06:31] ---
    I don't know! I don't know!
    That's all I'm allowed to say!
[06:37] ---
    Shigure-san? Huh? What?
[06:40] ---
    R-U-N?
[06:45] ---
    Shigure-san!
[06:48] ---
    That was the Elder's hand...
[06:50] ---
    Just tell me what's going on!
[06:52] ---
    It's obvious that
    something's going on here!
[06:55] ---
    What are you guys plotting?
[06:57] ---
    Kenichi-kun, do you like Ryozanpaku?
[07:01] ---
    What? Yeah, I guess I do...
[07:03] ---
    I've had some tough times, but
    this is an important place for me.
[07:07] ---
    I see, I see. This is great!
    It sounds like his answer is "yes"!
[07:11] ---
    It looks like it's decided, Elder!
[07:14] ---
    I knew he would say that!
[07:16] ---
    Yay! Kamikaze! Fujiyama! Tempura!
[07:20] ---
    Wh-What's decided?
[07:23] ---
    Resident disciple, you know.
[07:26] ---
    You don't know what
    a resident disciple is?
[07:28] ---
    Residency is a system where we eat, sleep,
[07:30] ---
    and do everything together so that
    I can pass all my know-how on to you.
[07:34] ---
    It is then possible for training
    in martial arts to continue 24 hours a day.
[07:38] ---
    To put it simply,
[07:40] ---
    you just change "martial arts is life"
    to "life is martial arts."
[07:46] ---
    And now you have been chosen
    to take that glorious path!
[07:48] ---
    Way to go! Lucky you!
[07:51] ---
    Good grief... You're not getting away!
[07:54] ---
    I'll do my best to get away!
[07:55] ---
    I don't think so!
    Secret technique, tatami mat flip!
[08:08] ---
    At least he's pulling off
    some good moves.
[08:14] ---
    Hey, you two! Do not destroy the house!
[08:24] ---
    Wait.
[08:28] ---
    No! No! You guys are going to kill me!
    It's already hard enough for me!
[08:32] ---
    If I had to do this under your
    round-the-clock surveillance,
[08:34] ---
    I'll definitely die!
[08:36] ---
    Listen, Kenichi-kun. All humans
    that are born will eventually die.
[08:41] ---
    That's right. Living long
    isn't necessarily a good thing.
[08:44] ---
    Murderer! Murderer! Murderer!
    Murderer! Murderer!
[08:48] ---
    Oh, boy... Who'd want to become
    a resident disciple if you put it that way?
[08:52] ---
    You have to explain what
    it is in a better way.
[08:55] ---
    "In a better way"?
[08:58] ---
    Listen, Ken-chan, there would be many
    advantages to living at Ryozanpaku.
[09:03] ---
    Wh-What are they?
[09:05] ---
    First of all, you get to live
    with Miu under the same roof.
[09:09] ---
    For an hour after that,
[09:10] ---
    Ma-sensei spoke passionately to me about
    the beauty of living at Ryozanpaku.
[09:20] ---
    Okay, I'll became a resident disciple!
[09:23] ---
    First things first! I'll go
    and get my parents' permission!
[09:28] ---
    Heh he he he he...
[09:30] ---
    You sure managed to talk him into it
    with an unbelievable trick, Kensei.
[09:33] ---
    Is he really qualified for this?
[09:37] ---
    He's an obedient, good boy.
[09:44] ---
    Something very ferocious
    is waiting for Kenichi.
[09:48] ---
    But he has no idea and is
    jumping up and down for joy.
[09:51] ---
    I feel sorry for him!
[09:53] ---
    You're the most ferocious one...
[10:02] ---
    What? You're going to
    move in with them?
[10:05] ---
    Yeah! You always tell me that as a man
[10:07] ---
    I should never be half-hearted
    about things, don't you?
[10:10] ---
    I just want to push
    myself over the limit.
[10:13] ---
    Hey, why are you grinning like that?
[10:16] ---
    You must have some ulterior motives!
[10:18] ---
    You've been learning karate
    as your hobby, haven't you?
[10:20] ---
    Do you really have to go that far?
[10:22] ---
    But if I don't move in, my secret
    lovey-dovey plan will be...
[10:27] ---
    "Lovey-dovey"?
[10:28] ---
    Huh? Oh, it's nothing!
[10:29] ---
    Hey, why are you mumbling?
[10:32] ---
    Kenichi, tell me something.
[10:35] ---
    What was the purpose of taking
    karate in the first place?
[10:38] ---
    What?
[10:39] ---
    Well, that's...
[10:41] ---
    I'll become a hero,
    who'll beat up all those bad guys
[10:43] ---
    that everyone pretends not to notice!
[10:48] ---
    If it's absolutely necessary
    for you to move in with them
[10:50] ---
    in order to realize
    your purpose, then I'll...
[10:54] ---
    What? I don't want him to!
    Big Brother, are you really going?
[10:59] ---
    Oh, yeah... Forget about
    becoming a hero...
[11:02] ---
    I'm not even strong enough
    to protect myself right now.
[11:06] ---
    It is absolutely necessary!
[11:08] ---
    I need to live there so I can
    receive the special training!
[11:10] ---
    I see...
[11:12] ---
    All right! Then go, my son!
[11:15] ---
    Thank you, Dad!
[11:17] ---
    Wait!
[11:18] ---
    Thank you for reminding me
    of what's important!
[11:21] ---
    I need to get ready for tomorrow!
[11:23] ---
    Big Brother!
[11:30] ---
    My Kenichi is leaving!
[11:36] ---
    You did great, Honey.
[11:42] ---
    I'm finally going to be
    a resident disciple of Ryozanpaku!
[12:01] ---
    Starting today, I'll be
    training here as a resident, huh?
[12:03] ---
    I bet it's going to be hard...
[12:07] ---
    But I'll get to live with
    Miu-san under the same roof!
[12:14] ---
    Would you like me
    to wash your back?
[12:16] ---
    Are you serious?
[12:19] ---
    If something like
    that were to happen,
[12:21] ---
    I wouldn't mind if
    I died after that!
[12:24] ---
    Are you sure about that?
[12:27] ---
    Wh-When did you come here?
[12:29] ---
    Is that true that you
    wouldn't mind if you died?
[12:32] ---
    If that's the case I should
    change the schedule drastically.
[12:33] ---
    "Schedule" "Abs" "Breakfast" "Sparring"
[12:36] ---
    That's not true! That's not
    true! I don't want to die!
[12:40] ---
    I was just joking. Just joking.
[12:42] ---
    I guess even he jokes...
[12:44] ---
    Hi, Kenichi-san!
[12:46] ---
    So you're going to stay with us
    starting today! Good luck to you!
[12:50] ---
    Yeah! I'll do my best!
[12:52] ---
    I see you have been
    developing a lot of muscle!
[12:54] ---
    Oh, y-you think so?
[12:57] ---
    Uh, if you like, I can wash
    your back next time, Miu-san...
[13:03] ---
    Um, Kenichi-san... Hello?
[13:06] ---
    Everyone's waiting for you.
[13:35] ---
    Hey, Kenichi! Get a grip!
[13:38] ---
    He's completely lost consciousness.
[13:40] ---
    Hey, is he all right?
    The training hasn't even started yet.
[13:46] ---
    Have you come to?
[13:48] ---
    As of today, you will become
    an official disciple of Ryozanpaku.
[13:53] ---
    Yes, sir!
[13:54] ---
    Listen! Starting this moment forward,
    you will call us masters, not sensei!
[13:59] ---
    They all seem completely
    different from their usual selves!
[14:02] ---
    This is really serious!
[14:04] ---
    Yes, Master Sakaki!
[14:06] ---
    I can't hear you!
[14:07] ---
    Yes, Master Sakaki!
[14:09] ---
    Louder!
[14:10] ---
    Yes, Master Sakaki!
[14:12] ---
    Louder!
[14:13] ---
    Master Sakaki!
[14:17] ---
    Come on, it makes me blush
    when you repeat it like that!
[14:20] ---
    You're the one who made me repeat it...
[14:23] ---
    Now, I'd like to begin the training.
[14:26] ---
    Oh, Koetsuji, I mean, Master Koetsuji!
[14:28] ---
    But before we begin, I have one
    favor to ask you. Is that all right?
[14:32] ---
    S-Sure.
[14:34] ---
    Please don't die!
[14:35] ---
    What kind of training
    schedule did you make for me?
[14:39] ---
    Try to picture all the toughest
    kind of training you can think of.
[14:46] ---
    Oww!
[14:47] ---
    You demon!
[14:50] ---
    Did you picture them?
[14:53] ---
    You can consider them heavenly.
[14:59] ---
    Help me!
[15:05] ---
    "Eel"
[15:06] ---
    You murderer!
[15:08] ---
    I call this the squid dance.
[15:11] ---
    Just because you give it
    a name doesn't make it okay!
[15:14] ---
    This is attempted murder!
[15:17] ---
    I need to turn my back to the heat
    before I burn my stomach!
[15:21] ---
    Is this to strengthen
    my back muscles and abs?
[15:24] ---
    When pushed into a corner,
[15:26] ---
    human beings are able to exert powers
    that go beyond their abilities.
[15:29] ---
    However, for someone like you,
[15:31] ---
    who has no talent, it is impossible to
    even go over a certain level unless
[15:34] ---
    I use double-bladed methods
    to threaten your life.
[15:38] ---
    And it is hard to control the flame.
[15:40] ---
    This process is actually
    similar to grilling a pike.
[15:42] ---
    I-I am not a squid or a pike!!
[15:50] ---
    Do not move.
[15:54] ---
    Is it just my imagination that it
    feels like something very scary
[15:56] ---
    is about to be inflicted upon me?
[16:00] ---
    What kind of training is this?
[16:03] ---
    Supposedly it's a
    training to overcome fear.
[16:07] ---
    "S-Supposedly"?
[16:13] ---
    We'll use throwing stars next.
[16:17] ---
    The most important thing in a fight...
[16:20] ---
    That is courage!
[16:22] ---
    I knew it was you
    who came up with this!
[16:26] ---
    All right! We're going
    to pick up the speed!
[16:31] ---
    Your legs are three times
    stronger than your arms! Why?
[16:35] ---
    Because humans walk on their legs!
    I figure that as well!
[16:38] ---
    Stop pushing!
    I can't take it any more!
[16:43] ---
    My face is going
    to get scraped away!
[16:45] ---
    Huh? Me too?
[16:46] ---
    --This is fun!
    --So it's you again?
[16:49] ---
    If you want to be stronger
    in the quickest way possible,
[16:52] ---
    you must either make your
    punches as strong as your kicks,
[16:54] ---
    or make your kicks as
    agile as your punches.
[16:58] ---
    By Akisame.
[17:04] ---
    Finally it's my turn!
[17:08] ---
    Don't worry. Akisame told me I don't
    have to do anything bizarre to you.
[17:15] ---
    What? Then what are you going to do?
[17:17] ---
    Just regular free sparring!
[17:19] ---
    But that's the most dangerous thing!
[17:34] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[17:37] ---
    Kenichi-san! Are you okay?
[17:39] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[17:47] ---
    "First Disciple"
[17:50] ---
    I'm going to get killed! Apapa...
[17:53] ---
    To hell with lovey-dovey with
    Miu-san under the same roof!!
[17:57] ---
    I'm telling you! It's the most
    ideal situation for you!
[18:00] ---
    You know, when there are two
    young people like yourselves,
[18:03] ---
    there'd be no surprise if
    something were to happen.
[18:05] ---
    I'm envious of you, Ken-chan.
[18:10] ---
    First of all, my room is in the
    separate building with the masters!
[18:14] ---
    And Miu-san is in the main house!
[18:16] ---
    Damn it! There's no way I'm going
    to end my life at a place like this!
[18:18] ---
    Let's see, I think I bought that book!
[18:20] ---
    Here it is! The "Just In Case"
    series of Daigakkan!
[18:20] ---
    "Just In Case! Escape Manual"
[18:27] ---
    They're watching me...
[18:31] ---
    What should I do at a time like this?
[18:33] ---
    Let's see... Dig a hole in the ground?
    No way! I'm on the second floor!
[18:37] ---
    Huh?
[18:38] ---
    "From your father"
[18:41] ---
    "Dear son. I don't know how many
    days it has been since you left home,
[18:46] ---
    but if you're reading this letter,
    I'd say you must be feeling down.
[18:51] ---
    But you are the son of
    your mother and myself.
[18:54] ---
    I'm sure you can overcome any obstacles.
    So don't run away. Your father."
[19:03] ---
    Duh! This is actually the first day.
[19:06] ---
    That's right! I've already made up
    my mind that I will not run away!
[19:09] ---
    I will not be defeated!
[19:11] ---
    Oh, boy... I guess we
    should cheer him up a little.
[19:18] ---
    What is it this late at night?
    Am I going to train now?
[19:22] ---
    In a way, this is a training
    where you have to risk your life.
[19:25] ---
    Oh! Now that I think about it,
    I've heard about this somewhere before!
[19:28] ---
    In Chinese martial arts,
    there's a thing called "Zessho"
[19:32] ---
    and they only teach that to their
    resident disciples when no one is around!
[19:36] ---
    Follow me.
[19:47] ---
    The backyard of Ryozanpaku
    is incredibly big, isn't it?
[19:51] ---
    I've never been here before.
[19:55] ---
    Get down!
[19:58] ---
    Huh? What is that?
    There's steam coming out of there!
[20:02] ---
    Shh! You idiot! That's a hot spring.
[20:05] ---
    What? A hot spring?
[20:07] ---
    Shh! Be quiet!
[20:09] ---
    A Long time ago, Apachai started
    digging in that spot out of the blue.
[20:13] ---
    Apachai! Apachai!
[20:16] ---
    And he found it in about three days.
[20:18] ---
    Whoa!
[20:19] ---
    Apa, apa!
[20:20] ---
    Hey, now...
[20:22] ---
    Anyway, what does it have to do with
    the training that puts my life at risk?
[20:25] ---
    Hmm?
[20:27] ---
    Don't tell me in that
    hot spring there is--
[20:30] ---
    You're pretty quick to catch on.
[20:34] ---
    N-No, Master Ma! I don't
    think we should be doing this!
[20:39] ---
    Then why are you following me?
[20:41] ---
    I-I'm just trying to stop you.
[20:44] ---
    Master, please stop it!
[20:47] ---
    Come on, Ken-chan! You're devious!
[20:51] ---
    Don't move.
[20:57] ---
    That's a trap set by Shigure-don.
[20:59] ---
    It'll get worse as we get
    closer to the hot spring.
[21:02] ---
    This is literally life-risking
    training, Master!
[21:07] ---
    Put your heart into it.
[21:08] ---
    Yes, Master!
[21:11] ---
    Master! Look out!
[21:15] ---
    Hold onto me!
[21:19] ---
    Get yourself together!
    Don't fall asleep!
[21:23] ---
    Needless to say, that moment,
    something similar to friendship,
[21:26] ---
    which surpasses the relationship
    between a master and a disciple,
[21:28] ---
    was born between these two,
[21:29] ---
    who had shared hardships
    beyond all imagination.
[21:37] ---
    --There she is!
    --There she is!
[21:38] ---
    Hey, Master! That's not fair!
[21:40] ---
    The disciple follows the master!
    That was already decided 4,000 years ago!
[21:45] ---
    And, needless to say, an ugly
    conflict arose between the master
[21:48] ---
    and the disciple at that moment.
[21:54] ---
    What are you two doing?
    If you're coming in, then hurry up!
[22:01] ---
    Huh? Elder, I thought you'd always
    take the bath before anyone else!
[22:06] ---
    Kensei, did you actually think that
    I wouldn't be able to read your moves?
[22:11] ---
    Anyway, you two should
    enjoy a nice, long bath!
[22:16] ---
    Master, I'm sorry...
[22:18] ---
    No big deal.
    Another chance will come one day.
[22:23] ---
    This is certainly a part
    of training as well.
[22:25] ---
    What can I say?
[22:26] ---
    I guess you shouldn't give up
    just because you fail just once or twice.
[22:30] ---
    Whether it's a fight
    or hot spring watching!
[22:36] ---
    I'll do my best...
    But for which one?
[22:39] ---
    Amefuri de kakurete mo
[22:48] ---
    Taiyou wa soko ni aruhazu
[22:59] ---
    Yume sae miushinatte ita boku ni
[23:06] ---
    Yuuki kureta egao wasurenai
[23:18] ---
    Kimi ga irukara shinji tsuzukeru
[23:25] ---
    Hikari mune no oku kara afurete kuruyo
[23:36] ---
    Michibata ni saku
    na mo naki hana no you ni
[23:45] ---
    Moshimo tsumazuki taoreta toki wa
[23:54] ---
    Kono ashi de tachiagarou
[24:06] ---
    Chocolate and cookies and a lunch box!
[24:08] ---
    Oh, I should pack some
    cheese & fish cake, too!
[24:10] ---
    You're just going to visit
    Kenichi's dojo, aren't you?
[24:13] ---
    Don't you think this
    is a bit too much?
[24:15] ---
    That place is like an isolated
    island and there are a bunch
[24:17] ---
    of monsters roaming everywhere!
[24:19] ---
    This level of packing is a must!
[24:21] ---
    Honoka, take Sebastian with you!
[24:22] ---
    --Saori, what did you do that for? Let go!
    --Honey,...
[24:25] ---
    --Saori, what did you do that for? Let go!
    --...will you stop that? It's embrassing!
[24:27] ---
    Honoka! I'm counting on you
    to check on Kenichi for me!
[24:29] ---
    The fate of the Shirahama
    family is in your hands! Oww...
[24:32] ---
    I'm off now! See you guys later!

Season 1

E15 - Honoka Infiltrates Ryozanpaku!

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[00:09] ---
    I always found an excuse
[00:14] ---
    so I didn't have to deal
    with what I didn't like
[00:17] ---
    It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
[00:27] ---
    No matter what kind of master they are
[00:32] ---
    they didn't become
    masters just in one day
[00:36] ---
    Embrace the ideal image in the heart
[00:40] ---
    Without saying meaningless things
[00:45] ---
    Without looking aside
[00:48] ---
    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
[00:53] ---
    and losing to my own weakness
[00:58] ---
    I put myself in a bird cage
[01:02] ---
    and push it into the valley
[01:06] ---
    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
[01:16] ---
    I can be strong
[01:18] ---
    I just have to stick to it
[01:53] ---
    Hey, Kenichi! Get a grip!
[01:59] ---
    Have you come to?
[02:00] ---
    As of today, you will become
    an official disciple of Ryozanpaku.
[02:05] ---
    Yes, sir!
[02:06] ---
    Listen! Starting this moment forward,
    you will call us masters, not sensei!
[02:11] ---
    They all seem completely
    different from their usual selves!
[02:14] ---
    This is really serious!
[02:16] ---
    Yes, Master Sakaki!
[02:20] ---
    No! You murderer!
[02:24] ---
    I call this the squid dance.
[02:27] ---
    Just because you give it
    a name doesn't make it okay!
[02:30] ---
    This is attempted murder!
[02:32] ---
    I need to turn my back to the heat
    before I burn my stomach!
[02:36] ---
    Is this to strengthen
    my back muscles and abs?
[02:39] ---
    Do not move.
[02:43] ---
    Is it just my imagination that it
    feels like something very scary
[02:45] ---
    is about to be inflicted upon me?
[02:48] ---
    What kind of training is this?
[02:52] ---
    Supposedly it's a training
    to overcome fear.
[02:56] ---
    "S-Supposedly"?
[03:02] ---
    All right! We're going
    to pick up the speed!
[03:07] ---
    Your legs are three times
    stronger than your arms! Why?
[03:10] ---
    Because humans walk on their legs!
    I figure that as well!
[03:14] ---
    Stop pushing!
    I can't take it any more!
[03:19] ---
    Finally it's my turn!
[03:23] ---
    Don't worry. Akisame told me I don't
    have to do anything bizarre to you.
[03:28] ---
    What? Then what are you going to do?
[03:31] ---
    Just regular free sparring!
[03:33] ---
    But that's the most dangerous thing!
[03:49] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[03:51] ---
    Kenichi-san! Are you okay?
[03:54] ---
    Kenichi-san!!
[04:02] ---
    "First Disciple"
[04:04] ---
    I'm going to get killed!
    Apapa...
[04:08] ---
    To hell with lovey-dovey with
    Miu-san under the same roof!!
[04:11] ---
    I'm telling you! It's the
    most ideal situation for you!
[04:15] ---
    You know, when there are two
    young people like yourselves,
[04:17] ---
    there'd be no surprise if
    something were to happen.
[04:20] ---
    I'm envious of you, Ken-chan.
[04:25] ---
    First of all, my room is in the
    separate building with the masters!
[04:29] ---
    And Miu-san is in the main house!
[04:31] ---
    Damn it! There's no way I'm going
    to end my life at a place like this!
[04:33] ---
    Let's see, I think I bought that book!
[04:35] ---
    "Just In Case! Escape Manual"
[04:35] ---
    Here it is! The "Just In Case"
    series of Daigakkan!
[04:42] ---
    They're watching me...
[04:45] ---
    What should I do at a time like this?
[04:47] ---
    Let's see... Dig a hole in the ground?
    No way! I'm on the second floor!
[04:52] ---
    Huh?
[04:52] ---
    "From your father"
[04:56] ---
    Dear son. I don't know how many days
    it has been since you left home,
[05:00] ---
    but if you were reading this letter,
    I'd say you must have been feeling down.
[05:05] ---
    But you are the son of
    your mother and myself.
[05:08] ---
    I'm sure you can
    overcome any obstacles.
[05:11] ---
    So don't run away. Your father.
[05:17] ---
    Duh! This is actually the first day.
[05:20] ---
    That's right! I've already made up
    my mind that I will not run away!
[05:23] ---
    I will not be defeated!
[05:28] ---
    "Shirahama"
[05:28] ---
    Chocolates, hard candies,
    cookies and...
[05:31] ---
    ...Big Brother's favorite,
    cheese & fish cake!
[05:32] ---
    "Cheese & Fish Cake"
[05:34] ---
    Let's, see... What else...
[05:37] ---
    Mom, make a lunchbox for
    Big Brother for me to take!
[05:40] ---
    That's fine, but you're only going
    there to check on him tomorrow, right?
[05:45] ---
    But you look like you're packing for
    climbing snow mountains or something.
[05:48] ---
    That place is like an isolated island!
[05:50] ---
    I just want to make
    sure he has everything!
[05:53] ---
    Although Big Brother
    told me not to come by
[05:55] ---
    because that'd interfere
    with his training, but...
[05:59] ---
    Here you go, Kenichi-san.
[06:03] ---
    It's plump and jiggly!
[06:10] ---
    I must stop him from
    falling into the hands
[06:12] ---
    of that evil titsy titsy
    wench no matter what!
[06:23] ---
    All right, Honoka!
    Take my Sebastian for protec--
[06:30] ---
    Huh? Did you just say something, Dad?
[06:33] ---
    That's just your imagination, Honoka.
[06:51] ---
    Wake up!
[06:57] ---
    Hmm?
[06:58] ---
    Uh, I guess it's time to wake up.
[07:10] ---
    It's been a week since
    Kenichi-san moved into Ryozanpaku.
[07:13] ---
    Wh-What's that? Fire or earthquake?
[07:17] ---
    No, it's morning.
[07:19] ---
    Morning?
[07:21] ---
    But it's only four o'clock!
[07:24] ---
    You know, they say,
    "The early bird gets the worm"!
[07:27] ---
    Good for you!
    You have a lot to gain now!
[07:30] ---
    Right?
[07:35] ---
    How about three easy circuits around
    the neighborhood before breakfast?
[07:40] ---
    For some reason, it seems like I'm getting
    up earlier and earlier every morning
[07:42] ---
    and the running distance
    is getting longer and longer...
[07:47] ---
    See you guys later!
[07:50] ---
    He seems to have gotten
    used to the lifestyle here, too.
[07:54] ---
    It looks like he's having
    so much fun everyday!
[08:00] ---
    I'll curse you!
    I'll curse you! I'll curse you!
[08:10] ---
    All right, I'll be training
    you this morning!
[08:12] ---
    I'm not going to strike you first,
    so you go ahead and strike me!
[08:15] ---
    Yes, sir!
[08:17] ---
    The sparring training before breakfast
    has been quite productive as well.
[08:24] ---
    Too slow!
[08:28] ---
    But you'd kick me?
[08:30] ---
    Of course!
[08:32] ---
    Your reach is short
    because you're small.
[08:34] ---
    This is to train you to get inside
    the opponent's reach quickly
[08:36] ---
    so you can prevent him from kicking.
[08:39] ---
    I see.
[08:41] ---
    Everyone, it's time for breakfast!
[08:44] ---
    Even during the time
    he eats with everyone...
[08:51] ---
    Apapa!
[08:52] ---
    Eat your own!
[08:54] ---
    Whatever!
[08:56] ---
    Knock it off already.
[08:59] ---
    He's getting better at fighting back.
[09:02] ---
    Shopping has been much easier since
    you came to stay with us, Kenichi-san!
[09:06] ---
    I really appreciate it!
[09:08] ---
    It's no big deal! For you,
    Miu-san, it's not a burden at all!
[09:13] ---
    But I do wonder why I have to
    drag these iron balls around
[09:16] ---
    when I go shopping
    to help you carry stuff.
[09:19] ---
    I'm sure it's called "a whip of love"
    from your masters to their disciple.
[09:23] ---
    Just the other day, you were barely
    able to carry the shopping bags.
[09:26] ---
    Well, if I didn't gain any
    strength after all that hard work,
[09:29] ---
    I'd sure be resentful toward the gods.
[09:32] ---
    If I keep up this pace,
[09:33] ---
    the day I could protect Miu-san
    wouldn't be so far away, I guess...
[09:35] ---
    Did you just say something?
[09:39] ---
    It's nothing! Nothing at all!
[09:41] ---
    Huh?
[09:43] ---
    But before that, you need to be
    able to protect your own legs!
[09:46] ---
    Whoa! When did you get here?
    Hey, you added another weight!
[09:50] ---
    "Love" "Determination" "Endurance"
[09:55] ---
    No matter when I come by,
    this dojo sure looks raggedy!
[10:01] ---
    This gate is locked!
[10:08] ---
    I'm not going to give up so easily
    because of something like this!
[10:18] ---
    Apa?
[10:23] ---
    Apa, apa, apa, apa, apa!
[10:35] ---
    Good!
[10:46] ---
    Tight!
[10:52] ---
    Oww...
[10:56] ---
    Hi, I'm Apachai!
[10:59] ---
    Cookie attack!
[11:04] ---
    Now is the chance...
[11:06] ---
    When did you get here?
[11:08] ---
    Apa!
[11:09] ---
    Chocolate-potato-chips attack!
[11:14] ---
    Hi, I'm Apachai!
[11:16] ---
    What is this creature?
[11:18] ---
    Dried-squid-hard-candies-peach-
    jelly-stick-snack-pudding attack!
[11:25] ---
    Hi, I'm Apachai!
[11:28] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
[11:32] ---
    Oh, no! I'm running
    out of stuff to throw!
[11:36] ---
    But I have to do whatever it
    takes to save Big Brother's favorite
[11:39] ---
    cheese & fish cake and the lunchbox
    that mom made for him!
[11:42] ---
    A temporary withdrawal!
[11:59] ---
    Apa!
[12:02] ---
    You... saved me? Oh, I guess
    you're a better person than I thought.
[12:10] ---
    I thought everyone
    in this dojo was evil!
[12:13] ---
    Sakaki is a big drinker, but he's nice!
    Kensei is a letch, but he's nice, too!
[12:18] ---
    Akisame says complicated things,
    but he's nice!
[12:21] ---
    Shigure likes to swing
    her swords around,
[12:24] ---
    but she's nice, too!
[12:25] ---
    Hmm... Anyway, just take
    me to where my brother is!
[12:28] ---
    Roger! Roger!
[12:34] ---
    Huh?
[12:36] ---
    He's not here.
[12:39] ---
    He's not here, either...
[12:42] ---
    Kenichi is gone!
[12:44] ---
    What is that?
[12:48] ---
    He's nowhere to be found...
[12:50] ---
    Apapa! Apapa! Apapa!
[12:57] ---
    He's not up here, either.
[12:58] ---
    Th-This thing just flew!
[13:01] ---
    He's probably out shopping!
[13:02] ---
    I saw Kensei chaining
    the iron balls to him.
[13:05] ---
    Why would he need
    iron balls for shopping?
[13:12] ---
    Huh?
[13:13] ---
    Hey, that's Big Brother's
    cheese & fish cake!
[13:16] ---
    Apa! That thing always steals
    food and blames it on me!
[13:20] ---
    That's Shigure Tochumaru's!
[13:25] ---
    Who are you?
[13:56] ---
    What are those two doing,
    making me wait like this...
[14:02] ---
    --Apa, apa!
    --Huh?
[14:04] ---
    Apapa...
[14:09] ---
    Apa.
[14:12] ---
    Did you find the tea?
[14:14] ---
    No! I saw Miu making it before though...
[14:18] ---
    Everyone, tea is ready!
[14:23] ---
    You'd normally serve tea
    to your guest, right?
[14:28] ---
    Shigure, I found some teacups!
[14:31] ---
    Tea is usually in this thing, right?
[14:34] ---
    We just need some hot water.
[14:36] ---
    "Seaweed"
[14:37] ---
    That was easier than we thought, huh?
[14:39] ---
    Wh-What is this?!
[14:44] ---
    Tea?
[14:45] ---
    Why are you asking me?!
[14:47] ---
    "Tea"
[14:50] ---
    Listen! When you make tea,
    you have to...
[14:53] ---
    ...do this!
[14:55] ---
    And do this!
[14:56] ---
    Then serve it like this!
[14:59] ---
    Whoa!
[15:00] ---
    Amazing! She did it so fast!
[15:03] ---
    You're pretty good.
[15:04] ---
    What? Y-You think so?
[15:07] ---
    You're a genius! I was shocked!
[15:09] ---
    You are good.
[15:12] ---
    Actually I don't get very good
    grades in home economics.
[15:15] ---
    A-Anyway, you two drink the tea!
[15:17] ---
    Okay, thanks!
[15:20] ---
    You are good.
[15:22] ---
    Hot! I forgot that I don't
    tolerate hot liquids well!
[15:25] ---
    "Love" "Endurance"
[15:37] ---
    Are you tired, Kenichi-san?
[15:40] ---
    Th-This is nothing.
[15:56] ---
    This is one heavy gate
    no matter when I open it.
[15:59] ---
    You just have to know how to open it.
[16:05] ---
    --Apapapapa...
    --It sure sounds jolly up there, doesn't it?
[16:09] ---
    --Whoa... What?
    --Apapa!
[16:11] ---
    Apapa! Apa?
[16:14] ---
    Huh? Honoka-chan!
[16:16] ---
    Hey, Big Brother!
[16:19] ---
    I was looking all over for you!
[16:22] ---
    Hey, you idiot!
    You're embarrassing me!
[16:24] ---
    Wow! She's so cute!
[16:26] ---
    What?
[16:28] ---
    Didn't I tell you?
[16:29] ---
    Your brother is seriously focusing
    on the martial arts right now.
[16:32] ---
    Huh?
[16:32] ---
    I told you not to come here
    because you'll just get in the way!
[16:35] ---
    But...
[16:36] ---
    Kenichi-san, you don't
    have to say it that way...
[16:39] ---
    If I let her get away with it once,
    she'll make a habit of it.
[16:42] ---
    But...
[16:45] ---
    Honoka-chan, you know you
    can come by anytime you want!
[16:48] ---
    Stay away from me, you titsy!
[16:51] ---
    "Titsy"?
[16:54] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[16:57] ---
    Here! Souvenirs for you, Big Brother!
[16:59] ---
    Whoa! Cheese & fish cake!
    But, how come there's only one?
[17:04] ---
    Well, it's a long story...
[17:10] ---
    Kenichi-kun, it's almost
    time for training.
[17:15] ---
    Yes, sir!
[17:17] ---
    Training? Oh, yeah!
[17:19] ---
    I have to investigate what
    this dojo is all about!
[17:23] ---
    If you're able to touch me, you win.
[17:27] ---
    I understand.
[17:28] ---
    Umm, his opponent is
    the titsy girl, huh?
[17:31] ---
    I hope he won't get
    taken in by her charm!
[17:47] ---
    Oh, no! Big Brother!
[17:50] ---
    Hey, you! What do you think
    you're doing to my brother, you titsy!
[17:53] ---
    I'll take you on!
[17:56] ---
    She's so adorable!
[18:03] ---
    All right, let's do this, Kenichi!
[18:06] ---
    Yes, sir!
[18:09] ---
    Unlike that titsy girl,
[18:10] ---
    Apachai is a nice person,
    so I'm not worried!
[18:13] ---
    Is that so?
[18:15] ---
    Apa!
[18:27] ---
    I held back! That's the truth!
    Trust me, Honoka!
[18:39] ---
    Okay, I trust you.
[18:42] ---
    Well now...
[18:43] ---
    Huh?
[18:44] ---
    Why don't I finish off the training?
[18:47] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[18:57] ---
    Get up!
[18:58] ---
    Now!
[18:59] ---
    The enemies don't give you any breaks!
[19:05] ---
    Stop it! Stop it already!
[19:08] ---
    Please! Please stop it!
[19:10] ---
    You call this training, but you guys
    are just beating up on my brother!
[19:18] ---
    That's not true.
[19:19] ---
    What?
[19:20] ---
    We're not beating up on him.
[19:27] ---
    What's the matter, Kenichi-kun?
    Are you done already?
[19:31] ---
    N-No.
[19:33] ---
    Not yet!
[19:35] ---
    Those eyes!
[19:40] ---
    Stop it! Stop it!
[19:42] ---
    Big Brother!
[19:45] ---
    I won't forgive anyone,
    who picks on my sister!
[19:48] ---
    Hmph! A spineless bookworm
    like you shouldn't try to be a hero!
[19:55] ---
    Take this! What are
    you going to do now?
[19:58] ---
    Stop it! I said, stop it!
[19:59] ---
    Heh! What do you think about that?
[20:01] ---
    He gave up!
[20:06] ---
    No...
[20:10] ---
    I'm not done yet!
[20:12] ---
    Th-This guy is scaring me!
[20:14] ---
    Let's get out of here!
[20:20] ---
    I haven't seen that
    look in his eyes since...
[20:23] ---
    One more!
[20:25] ---
    How many years has it been?
[20:33] ---
    The strength within my brother,
    which I thought I was the only one,
[20:36] ---
    who knew about it...
[20:42] ---
    I guess the people in
    this dojo saw it as well.
[20:51] ---
    One more!
[20:54] ---
    Tell Mom that I said that the
    lunchbox she made was delicious!
[20:58] ---
    Anyway, don't be coming up
    here too often.
[21:00] ---
    Why not?
[21:03] ---
    To be honest,
[21:05] ---
    I don't really want my little
    sister to see me all beat up.
[21:09] ---
    Big Brother...
[21:12] ---
    Okay... I promise you.
[21:15] ---
    I won't come around to
    check on you anymore.
[21:20] ---
    See you later, Big Brother!
[21:23] ---
    You too, titsy!
[21:28] ---
    Watch out for cars!
[21:32] ---
    Oh, boy...
[21:33] ---
    Are you sure about that, Kenichi-san?
[21:35] ---
    Telling her not to come around anymore?
[21:38] ---
    Yeah.
[21:40] ---
    I'm okay with that.
[21:50] ---
    Ah, apapa...
[21:51] ---
    There! And I'm the winner!
[21:55] ---
    Apa! It's all white!
[21:57] ---
    Hey.
[21:59] ---
    You didn't hear what
    I said to you, did you?
[22:01] ---
    What? I won't come
    here to check on you,
[22:05] ---
    but I'm planning to come here to
    see Apachai and Shigure everyday!
[22:08] ---
    Honoka! One more time!
    Let's have another game!
[22:12] ---
    Me too.
[22:13] ---
    All right, all right.
[22:14] ---
    How about I take on both
    of you at the same time?
[22:19] ---
    Come on...
[22:21] ---
    Siblings, huh?
[22:24] ---
    Hey, Shigure! That's not it!
    You can't put it there!
[22:27] ---
    Apachai, I think you've
    got it wrong, too.
[22:31] ---
    Ryozanpaku is such a fun place!
[22:40] ---
    Even if it's hidden by rain
[22:48] ---
    The sun must be there
[22:59] ---
    I had even lost a dream
[23:06] ---
    I will never forget
    the smile that gave me courage
[23:18] ---
    I keep on believing because I have you
[23:25] ---
    Light starts flowing out of my heart
[23:36] ---
    Just like a flower
    with no name on the street
[23:45] ---
    When I stumble and fall
[23:54] ---
    I will get up on my own
[24:06] ---
    What do we do? This is a problem!
[24:08] ---
    Hey, hey, what's the matter?
[24:10] ---
    My teachers are coming
    to visit me at home!
[24:13] ---
    Grandpa is gone and
    Akisame-san is not home, either.
[24:16] ---
    It'll be a big problem if
    they show up here now!
[24:19] ---
    Don't worry! Just leave it up to us!
    We'll manage it just fine!
[24:23] ---
    Miu, you have nothing to worry about.
[24:26] ---
    Thank you, you two.
[24:29] ---
    Hey, why did you just start
    sharpening your sword, Shigure-san?
[24:32] ---
    Please stop it!

Season 1

E16 - Ryōzanpaku Faces the Biggest Crisis!?

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[00:09] ---
    I always found an excuse
[00:14] ---
    so I didn't have to deal
    with what I didn't like
[00:17] ---
    It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
[00:27] ---
    No matter what kind of master they are
[00:32] ---
    they didn't become
    masters just in one day
[00:36] ---
    Embrace the ideal image in the heart
[00:40] ---
    Without saying meaningless things
[00:45] ---
    Without looking aside
[00:48] ---
    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
[00:53] ---
    and losing to my own weakness
[00:58] ---
    I put myself in a bird cage
[01:02] ---
    and push it into the valley
[01:06] ---
    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
[01:15] ---
    I can be strong
[01:18] ---
    I just have to stick to it
[01:36] ---
    Well, should we wrap it up?
[01:39] ---
    Sure.
[01:40] ---
    Hey, Shirahama-kun...
[01:42] ---
    Hmm?
[01:43] ---
    M-Maybe we can go
    home together f-for a chan--
[01:46] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[01:47] ---
    Yeah!
[01:48] ---
    Kenichi-san, I'm done
    with gymnastics club!
[01:52] ---
    As always, where the
    heck is she calling me from?
[01:57] ---
    Uh, um... I've noticed that
    you two always go home together.
[02:03] ---
    Are you two...
[02:04] ---
    Oh, yeah! We're living
    together right now!
[02:08] ---
    I knew it. It's been
    bothering me for a while,
[02:12] ---
    but you two are
    really living together!
[02:14] ---
    M-Miu-san! Shh! Shh! Shh!
[02:18] ---
    Yeah, he's actually planning
    to move into my house.
[02:21] ---
    Th-That's not true, Izumi-san!
[02:23] ---
    I-I just joined them as a resident disciple,
    so it's not like we're "cohabitating."
[02:26] ---
    Izumi-san?
[02:27] ---
    Kenichi-san, it doesn't seem
    like she's hearing you.
[02:31] ---
    Should we get going?
    I don't want to bother her either, so...
[02:34] ---
    Miu-san! Why would you say things in a
    way that could cause misunderstandings?
[02:38] ---
    --I'm going now, Izumi-san.
    --He yelled at me...
[02:40] ---
    Come on, Miu-san. Let's go home.
[02:42] ---
    Okay.
[02:44] ---
    I'm sorry.
    I just can't lie about things.
[02:48] ---
    Did I tell her something
    that was so shocking?
[02:57] ---
    They're living together!
[03:00] ---
    That's juicy information!
[03:02] ---
    I'm going to tell the teachers!
[03:03] ---
    --Look at that. That's our former ace.
    --I'm going to tell the teachers!
[03:07] ---
    Ever since Furinji-san joined us,
    she's keeping a low profile, you know.
[03:12] ---
    Miu Furinji!
    You're gonna pay for this!
[03:13] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[03:17] ---
    I'm coming!
[03:21] ---
    Hello? This is Furinji.
[03:23] ---
    Yes... Yes... What?
[03:27] ---
    What's the matter, Miu-san?
[03:28] ---
    --Hmm?
    --Apa?
[03:30] ---
    Hmm?
[03:31] ---
    What should I do? I don't
    know why, but for some reason,
[03:34] ---
    the teachers have singled me
    out for a home visit this Sunday.
[03:39] ---
    What? Why all of a sudden?
[03:41] ---
    And Sunday is tomorrow!
[03:43] ---
    But I don't think you should panic--
[03:47] ---
    Apachai, give me my snack back!
[03:49] ---
    Apapapapa!
[03:51] ---
    Shigure-don, you still
    haven't taken a bath tonight?
[03:54] ---
    Go away.
[03:56] ---
    Will you keep it down?
[03:58] ---
    You made me take a chunk out
    of my deity statue! Good grief...
[04:03] ---
    Give that back, Apachai!
[04:07] ---
    I guess you would panic, huh?
[04:12] ---
    Everyone stand at attention!
[04:19] ---
    Listen up, everyone!
[04:20] ---
    We at Ryozanpaku are now going
    to put the home visit measures,
[04:24] ---
    "Mission K" into action!
[04:26] ---
    Now, you must listen well and think
    well before you do anything!
[04:29] ---
    Failure is not an option!
[04:31] ---
    What's the big deal anyway?
[04:32] ---
    We're just talking about a couple
    of teachers coming to visit, right?
[04:36] ---
    Don't worry, we'll be
    sure to entertain them.
[04:40] ---
    Apa! If that's the case,
    I'll do my best, too! Apapapapapa!
[04:45] ---
    I don't care if it's a joke! Do not
    do anything like that in front of them!
[04:48] ---
    Otherwise, I'm going to get
    kicked out of school! Anyway--
[04:52] ---
    Um, Miu-san.
[04:53] ---
    What is it, Kenichi-san?
[04:55] ---
    Maybe we shouldn't tell
    them about me living here.
[04:58] ---
    I mean, they might get the wrong impression
    if they find out that we're "cohabitating."
[05:01] ---
    That won't happen.
[05:03] ---
    We're not cohabitating.
    That's for sure.
[05:05] ---
    Anyway, Kenichi-san, I want you
    to be in charge of the backstage.
[05:08] ---
    Good grief...
[05:09] ---
    We got sidetracked for a second,
    but let's talk about "Mission 1"!
[05:13] ---
    "The Happy Family Plan"!
[05:14] ---
    Akisame-san, I want
    you to play the father!
[05:17] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry, but I have something
    that I must take care of tomorrow.
[05:22] ---
    It's all over now...
    Everything is over...
[05:25] ---
    Hey, hey...
[05:28] ---
    Miu-san.
[05:30] ---
    I don't think it's a big deal.
[05:33] ---
    I mean, why don't you
    just ask everyone
[05:35] ---
    to leave the house
    tomorrow, just in case.
[05:37] ---
    I'm telling you. These guys
    will end up doing something bad.
[05:39] ---
    We can hear you.
[05:41] ---
    That's not going to work.
    I don't have parents, you know.
[05:46] ---
    My only family member,
    Grandpa, has gone,
[05:49] ---
    wandering off somewhere in the west
    on a tour for social reform.
[05:52] ---
    I really need someone to
    play the roles of my parents.
[05:56] ---
    You don't have to go that far.
[05:58] ---
    I think it's better if you just
    tell the teachers the truth!
[06:00] ---
    But it's my dream to have
    a family with both parents!
[06:06] ---
    Besides, I already put
    my parents' names
[06:08] ---
    on the documents when
    I registered at the school.
[06:10] ---
    Miu-san, that's called
    "forgery of a private document"...
[06:12] ---
    But, considering that
    Miu-san doesn't lie about anything,
[06:15] ---
    this goes to show how much she
    wishes she had an ordinary family.
[06:18] ---
    That old man!
    It's always the wrong timing!
[06:21] ---
    Apachai-san...
[06:22] ---
    But it's okay.
    You let me handle it.
[06:26] ---
    What?
[06:26] ---
    I'll do my best to play
    the role of Miu's father!
[06:31] ---
    B-But, clearly we're
    from different countries...
[06:33] ---
    Then let me take on the role.
    In fact, I do have a daughter,
[06:37] ---
    so my act will be more realistic.
[06:38] ---
    Like I said, you're from
    a different country, too...
[06:41] ---
    So, that means...
[06:42] ---
    Hmph? Well, I guess I have to...
[06:46] ---
    Hey, you look happy!
[06:48] ---
    I'm not convinced!
[06:49] ---
    I guess I have no choice
    but to settle for this...
[06:52] ---
    Hey, hey, that hurt my feelings...
[06:55] ---
    But, who's going to play
    the role of the mother?
[07:02] ---
    What?
[07:04] ---
    Well, it's not like we
    have any other choice here.
[07:06] ---
    If we take away all
    the weapons from her...
[07:08] ---
    It's all right as
    long as she's there...
[07:10] ---
    But...
[07:12] ---
    I'm not sure if I approve of
    trying to deceive teachers,
[07:15] ---
    who have your best interest at heart.
[07:19] ---
    But...
[07:21] ---
    That's right! You guys always
    give Miu-san a lot of trouble!
[07:24] ---
    It's about time for those guys to do
    something to help her for a change!
[07:28] ---
    Get him!
[07:29] ---
    I-I didn't mean that!
[07:32] ---
    How about your older brother, apa?
[07:33] ---
    Like I said...
[07:36] ---
    Ono-sensei.
[07:37] ---
    Yes!
[07:39] ---
    Listen. You're coming with me today
    as assistant homeroom teacher.
[07:44] ---
    This is my very first home visit!
    I'm so excited!
[07:49] ---
    Listen carefully.
[07:50] ---
    For educators like us,
    home visits are very critical.
[07:54] ---
    The challenge for us
[07:55] ---
    is to be able to dig as deep as
    we can, in a limited amount of time,
[07:58] ---
    to determine the reality
    of a student's family life.
[08:00] ---
    But Yasunaga-sensei, why are we
    going to visit Furinji-san's home?
[08:05] ---
    She's an A-student.
[08:08] ---
    Perhaps this is just my imagination,
[08:11] ---
    but it seems there are a few things that
    we just don't understand about the girl.
[08:15] ---
    Her grades are good,
[08:16] ---
    but it doesn't seem that she's
    quite blended in with the class.
[08:19] ---
    And I think I saw her kicking
    around the third-year students,
[08:22] ---
    Takeda and Ukita,
    on the roof back then, too...
[08:25] ---
    Also, a certain student told
    me that she's been living
[08:27] ---
    with one of the male
    freshman students from our school.
[08:31] ---
    Sensei, I heard that Furinji is living
    with a male student from our school!
[08:37] ---
    She should be expelled,
    right? Expelled!
[08:41] ---
    I must confirm the information first.
[08:44] ---
    "Living together"? How romantic!
[08:47] ---
    Sensei!
[08:48] ---
    I know, I know, I know!
[08:49] ---
    Anyway, family problems lead
    to children's personal problems.
[08:53] ---
    We educators are required to take
    one step further in children's education.
[08:58] ---
    Okay!
[08:59] ---
    Now, let's go.
[09:00] ---
    Yes, yes, yes!
[09:05] ---
    Designer...
[09:07] ---
    All right, you two. Tell me
    your name, age and occupation!
[09:12] ---
    Saiga Furinji, 38 years old.
    I am a jet airplane pilot.
[09:17] ---
    Damn... How many times
    do I have to say this?
[09:20] ---
    Shizuha Furinji, 36 years old.
    I'm a fashion designer.
[09:26] ---
    With those two, I think the cover
    will get blown pretty fast...
[09:30] ---
    I know we're pushing it!
[09:32] ---
    I don't know anything
    about airplanes, you know.
[09:35] ---
    Don't you think it's better to be
    a pro-wrestler or something like that?
[09:37] ---
    Or even an assassin?
[09:39] ---
    You're a pilot!
[09:41] ---
    That's what I wrote in the application
    forms when I transferred to that school!
[09:43] ---
    All right!
[09:44] ---
    Anyway, be sure to read
    the material thoroughly!
[09:47] ---
    Yeah.
[09:48] ---
    You guys are doing it!
[09:50] ---
    Huh? Where's Apachai-san?
[09:52] ---
    Oh, I told him to
    hide until it's all over.
[09:55] ---
    Hello?
[09:57] ---
    It's Yasunaga from Koryo High School!
[09:59] ---
    --They're here!
    --I have to hide!
[10:02] ---
    Whoa, what a big gate!
[10:08] ---
    Hmm, I don't see anyone.
[10:10] ---
    Was that an automatic door?
[10:14] ---
    Apa...
[10:16] ---
    Apapapa...
[10:20] ---
    What's the matter, Ono-sensei?
[10:22] ---
    A person... A two-meter tall big man
    was opening the gate for us!
[10:26] ---
    Right over there!
[10:28] ---
    Oh, you made it. Welcome to my home.
[10:30] ---
    Please come in.
    My parents are waiting for you.
[10:33] ---
    Hello, Furinji-kun. I'm sorry to
    bother you today at the last minute.
[10:37] ---
    Ono-sensei, will you get it together?
    You're in front of a student.
[10:41] ---
    A dark-tanned, muscular--
[10:43] ---
    P-Please come on in!
[10:47] ---
    Oh! Above the gate! You two, look!
[10:50] ---
    Sensei!
[10:52] ---
    Come on! Come on!
[10:53] ---
    Aww!
[10:58] ---
    The gate door is heavy,
[10:59] ---
    so I was just trying to
    help them by opening it.
[11:01] ---
    I swear! I saw it!
[11:04] ---
    Wow, this is a magnificent house.
[11:06] ---
    Well, it's just big.
[11:11] ---
    They're my parents.
[11:15] ---
    I'm Yasunaga, her homeroom teacher.
[11:18] ---
    I'm Ono, the assistant
    homeroom teacher!
[11:20] ---
    I'm her father, Saiga Furinji.
    My occupation is...
[11:24] ---
    J-J-Jet airplane!
[11:28] ---
    Jet airplane?
[11:30] ---
    Uh, um, um, um, I mean,
    a jet airplane pilot!
[11:34] ---
    "Field pilot"?
[11:34] ---
    "Field Pilot"
[11:36] ---
    Oh, no!
[11:37] ---
    This isn't good.
[11:39] ---
    --He's nervous!
    --He's nervous!
[11:41] ---
    M-My age is, um...
    How old am I again?
[11:45] ---
    Why would I know that?
[11:47] ---
    Wh-What kind of joke is this?
[11:50] ---
    M-Mother, aren't you
    going to greet them?
[11:55] ---
    Shizuha Furinji, 36 years old.
[11:59] ---
    I'm a fashion designer.
    I will stab that fly.
[12:03] ---
    She still managed to hide a weapon!
[12:07] ---
    My mother's hobby is kendo!
[12:09] ---
    And my father loves jokes so much!
[12:12] ---
    H-Hobby? That's a lie!
[12:14] ---
    For a brief second, she had
    the eyes of a true warrior.
[12:18] ---
    There's no way this is going to work!
[12:33] ---
    There's something going on.
[12:34] ---
    There's definitely something
    going on with this family.
[12:36] ---
    My teacher's
    intuition is telling me so.
[12:40] ---
    I've heard that you fly
    international flights sometimes.
[12:44] ---
    Which airline do you work for?
[12:48] ---
    J... JARO!
[12:52] ---
    JARO... Japan Advertisement
    Review Organization?
[12:55] ---
    You mean, JARO with
    that famous TV ad?
[12:58] ---
    I suppose having a healthy body
    is an asset to a pilot.
[13:01] ---
    You seem to have
    a very well built physique.
[13:04] ---
    Hmph, that's because I punch the
    striking post at least 10,000 times a day!
[13:08] ---
    I see. Where do you do that?
[13:11] ---
    Inside the airplane!
[13:16] ---
    Y-You sure like jokes!
[13:19] ---
    Father, your jokes are over the top!
[13:23] ---
    That's the sign to
    get him out of there!
[13:25] ---
    That's why she should've
    picked me for the father role.
[13:30] ---
    Coming!
[13:33] ---
    Father!
[13:35] ---
    It's a person from your work.
    He said it's urgent.
[13:37] ---
    O-Okay. If it's urgent,
    I guess I have to talk to them.
[13:41] ---
    Sensei, please continue
    to look after my daughter!
[13:44] ---
    Certainly.
[13:47] ---
    Thanks.
[13:49] ---
    It's okay, Father.
[13:52] ---
    So, Ms. Furinji?
[13:53] ---
    What, baldy?
[13:55] ---
    Sh-She called me "baldy"!
[13:58] ---
    So, which company are
    you working for as a designer?
[14:02] ---
    Do you recall the grades Furinji-kun
    received when she was in 9th grade?
[14:06] ---
    When is Furinji-kun's birthday?
[14:10] ---
    Some corporation.
[14:12] ---
    I'm a supervisor of
    the design department.
[14:14] ---
    Her grades were, Japanese 10;
    social studies 10;
[14:18] ---
    P.E. 10; mathematics 10;
[14:20] ---
    English 9; science 9;
    home economics 10.
[14:23] ---
    Her birthday is January 14;
    at 10:40 in the morning.
[14:26] ---
    Her birth weight was 3,014 grams.
    She didn't cry much.
[14:32] ---
    This is great, Shigure-san!
[14:34] ---
    She memorized the material
    that I gave her completely!
[14:37] ---
    Excuse me! Where's your bathroom?
[14:39] ---
    Sensei, don't raise your hand!
[14:42] ---
    Oh, it's this way.
[14:44] ---
    Sorry about this, Furinji-kun.
[14:47] ---
    Your mother is a beautiful lady.
[14:50] ---
    She's very sweet, too.
[14:54] ---
    It's right here.
[14:55] ---
    Thank you.
[14:56] ---
    Well, if you'll excuse me.
[15:00] ---
    Come to think of it,
    Yassan always says...
[15:03] ---
    Listen, Ono-sensei.
[15:05] ---
    You can learn a lot about a family
    by looking at their toilet!
[15:07] ---
    No matter how well they hide things,
    if the toilet is a mess,
[15:10] ---
    you can see right
    through their loophole.
[15:13] ---
    Let's take a look!
[15:15] ---
    No one's here!
    They told me to hide!
[15:23] ---
    Apa!
[15:24] ---
    That's the two-meter tall guy again!
[15:27] ---
    Sorry about her.
[15:28] ---
    This is her first home visit.
    She seems a little flustered.
[15:32] ---
    Don't worry about that.
[15:33] ---
    Yes, but how about
    we put an end to this?
[15:37] ---
    You're not Furinji-kun's
    mother, are you?
[15:41] ---
    I have met many students
    and their parents over the years.
[15:45] ---
    Given how young you are,
[15:46] ---
    it's just impossible that you're
    Furinji-kun's biological mother.
[15:53] ---
    She's clumsy, doesn't like to be alone,
[15:56] ---
    worries about what people think
    and can be scatterbrained...
[16:01] ---
    ...but she's really a good kid.
[16:03] ---
    --Huh?
    --So don't pick on her too much.
[16:06] ---
    We came here to find out
    the truth about the rumor
[16:09] ---
    that she's been living with one of the
    male freshman students from our school.
[16:13] ---
    If that's true,
[16:14] ---
    unfortunately it's unavoidable
    that this will become a school issue!
[16:20] ---
    I see.
[16:22] ---
    I guess I have no choice.
[16:25] ---
    Wh-What do you mean
    you have no choice? W-Wait!
[16:29] ---
    No!
[16:33] ---
    I knew that this was
    a gangster family!
[16:35] ---
    Sensei, this way! Hurry!
[16:37] ---
    Sh-Shirahama!
[16:38] ---
    What are you doing here?
[16:42] ---
    Yasunaga-sensei, I caught him!
    I caught the monster!
[16:47] ---
    What do you think
    you're doing? Stop it!
[16:49] ---
    I won't kill him.
[16:51] ---
    I just wanted to scare him
[16:52] ---
    so he wouldn't tell the school
    about what has happened here.
[16:57] ---
    Sensei, get out of here!
[16:58] ---
    They'll go out of control
    once they get excited!
[17:04] ---
    Hey, Miu-san! Let's make
    a strategic withdrawal!
[17:07] ---
    What the heck is going on?
[17:13] ---
    Shirahama!
[17:14] ---
    Don't tell me it's you, who has
    been cohabitating with Furinji!
[17:17] ---
    N-No, it's a misunderstanding!
    I am living with her, but--
[17:21] ---
    You idiot! That's what's
    called "cohabitating"!
[17:27] ---
    First of all, what kind of
    insane environment is this?
[17:30] ---
    Th-They just lost their
    composures a little. That's all!
[17:32] ---
    They really are nice people, you know.
[17:34] ---
    Hey, they're coming back this way!
[17:35] ---
    Apa!
[17:39] ---
    Hurry up! This way, sensei!
[17:43] ---
    Huh?!
[17:48] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[17:50] ---
    Oh, crap! Why this room
    of all the other ones?
[17:51] ---
    "Forbidden Room"
[17:55] ---
    S-Sensei?
[17:58] ---
    I'm a teacher of Japanese history,
[18:00] ---
    and my hobby is to enjoy and
    appreciate the cultural properties.
[18:04] ---
    But I have never seen anything so
    magnificent like these before in my life.
[18:08] ---
    How intricate and splendid
    those carvings are!
[18:13] ---
    What kind of place is this?
[18:17] ---
    Whoa! There is some literature, too!
[18:19] ---
    Um, sensei?
[18:22] ---
    This one is a scroll!
[18:25] ---
    Look at the brush stroke!
    And its quality level!
[18:28] ---
    Could this be
    the piece by that famous--
[18:34] ---
    That's Kenichi!
[18:42] ---
    Sensei, look out!
[18:46] ---
    It's not good!
[18:47] ---
    Sensei!
[18:55] ---
    Are you all right?
[18:58] ---
    Sensei, I'm sorry that I'm late.
    I'm Miu's grandfather. The real one.
[19:06] ---
    Grandpa...
[19:08] ---
    I used every information resource
    available to bring him home.
[19:12] ---
    Akisame-san!
[19:14] ---
    Master Koetsuji...
[19:16] ---
    So when you said there was
    something you must take care of...
[19:19] ---
    I went to look for the elder.
    That was urgent, wasn't it?
[19:22] ---
    Y-You are...
[19:25] ---
    Could you be that
    legendary master artisan?
[19:28] ---
    Literature, painting,
    crafts and sculptures...
[19:32] ---
    Are you the genius artist,
[19:33] ---
    who's said to have mastered all of that?
    The Master Akisame Koetsuji!
[19:38] ---
    You're superb in everything!
[19:41] ---
    Oh, I see. It wasn't cohabitation
    but resident disciple, huh?
[19:46] ---
    I had no idea that this was the dojo
    of the Grand Master Koetsuji.
[19:49] ---
    That is a surprise.
[19:50] ---
    I'm sorry for screaming.
[19:53] ---
    I'm sorry for scaring you.
[19:55] ---
    It is my honor to meet you.
[19:58] ---
    This dojo is a place where the
    like-minded people have come together.
[20:02] ---
    There was no evil intent in the part
    of the disciples. Please forgive them.
[20:07] ---
    --He called me a "disciple"?
    --Oh, that's quite all right!
    --There, there.
[20:10] ---
    I'm very sorry. The thing is that...
[20:15] ---
    You don't have to apologize.
[20:17] ---
    I am quite envious that you two
    get to learn from the Grand Master.
[20:21] ---
    "Grand Master"? Who is
    Master Koetsuji really anyway?
[20:27] ---
    Shirahama...
[20:30] ---
    I've been noticing that you've
    been looking manlier lately.
[20:33] ---
    Now I understand.
[20:34] ---
    You have been training to become
    a great artist of the future.
[20:38] ---
    I am quite impressed!
[20:42] ---
    I guess I shouldn't correct him...
[20:45] ---
    "Forbidden Room"
[20:47] ---
    Good grief. This is going
    to be major cleaning.
[20:51] ---
    Huh? Where's Miu?
[20:52] ---
    I bet she's mentally tired.
    Please let her sleep.
[20:57] ---
    I'll do the rest of the cleaning.
[21:00] ---
    --That is kind of you.
    --Apapapapa...
[21:03] ---
    Huh?
[21:04] ---
    Look what I found.
[21:06] ---
    What is that?
[21:09] ---
    Oh, I know!
[21:11] ---
    It must be something that you carved
    when you were still inexperienced!
[21:13] ---
    No, it wasn't me.
    It was carved by Miu's father.
[21:21] ---
    Saiga Furinji.
    He was my best friend.
[21:29] ---
    Thank you...
    everyone... very much...
[21:36] ---
    You might not be
    related to them by blood,
[21:40] ---
    but everyone at Ryozanpaku
    is your family. Right, Miu?
[21:45] ---
    Hey, Kenichi!
    We need more drinks! Hurry up!
[21:48] ---
    Jeez, he's a slave driver!
[21:54] ---
    Sakaki-san... You can
    only have three of those...
[21:57] ---
    Oh, no! Apachai-san!
[21:59] ---
    Don't destroy the house!
    Ma-san, you letch!
[22:04] ---
    Shigure-san, please throw
    the Chinese stars outside...
[22:08] ---
    Miu-san... Because of
    the day-to-day headaches,
[22:10] ---
    she's dealing with them
    even when she's sleeping.
[22:16] ---
    I see. Everything's different
    here compared to my family,
[22:20] ---
    but to her, this place must feel like...
[22:25] ---
    All right!
[22:26] ---
    Master!
[22:30] ---
    What makes a family is
    people who are willing
[22:32] ---
    to forgive each other for
    their faults and shortcomings.
[22:35] ---
    And that is exactly how we
    are at Ryozanpaku as well.
[22:39] ---
    It's not bad to go crazy
[22:40] ---
    "Daily Devotion"
[22:42] ---
    "Flap" "Flap"
[22:45] ---
    If it’s exciting I have to do it
[22:45] ---
    "I wonder when Miu actually trains."
[22:51] ---
    "Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?"
[22:51] ---
    Stop hesitating already
[22:52] ---
    "Swish"
[22:52] ---
    "She's training at all times!"
[22:54] ---
    "The kitchen knife doesn't
    cut so well anymore..."
[22:55] ---
    "You don't know what you're doing."
[22:58] ---
    Even when my smile
    is about to get cloudy
[22:58] ---
    "Shkeeen!"
[23:01] ---
    "Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!"
[23:03] ---
    "Split..."
[23:04] ---
    As long as I have faith
[23:05] ---
    "Is she a master
    swordsmith or what?"
[23:07] ---
    "Swimming club's determination!"
[23:08] ---
    I can do it
[23:09] ---
    "Ready!"
[23:12] ---
    "Hmph, you're in for serious water
    resistance with those big boobs!"
[23:12] ---
    Wow, wow
[23:15] ---
    "Beep!"
[23:15] ---
    The overflowing feelings that are
    dazzling and shining straight through
[23:15] ---
    "Whirl Whirl"
[23:18] ---
    "That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short."
[23:21] ---
    "The Titsy"
[23:22] ---
    will surely change into strong power
[23:27] ---
    "Fine! Bring it on!"
[23:27] ---
    "Honoka"
[23:27] ---
    "Gulp Gulp"
[23:27] ---
    I don't want to regret it
    without even trying it first, so...
[23:30] ---
    "Trying to be a sumo wrestler?"
[23:30] ---
    "Hahaha, what's
    going on, Honoka?"
[23:30] ---
    "Hog hog chomp chomp"
[23:33] ---
    "Shock!" "Wham!" "Yah!"
[23:33] ---
    "N-Nice dropkick..."
[23:34] ---
    As long as there's tomorrow
    I will keep going
[23:37] ---
    "The Mightiest Tochumaru"
[23:40] ---
    "Bam!"
[23:45] ---
    "That wasn't you." "Nah..."
[24:06] ---
    Miu-san, we've got a problem!
[24:08] ---
    Th-Th-There are people who have
    come to challenge this dojo!
[24:11] ---
    Oh, is that right?
[24:12] ---
    This is serious!
[24:14] ---
    There are a bunch of
    tough looking people!
[24:16] ---
    Where are the masters?
[24:17] ---
    They're all out.
[24:20] ---
    What? What should we do?
[24:21] ---
    Anyway, it's not polite
    to keep them waiting.
[24:23] ---
    Why don't we ask them to
    come in and have some tea?
[24:25] ---
    What are you doing,
[24:26] ---
    entertaining the people who're
    here to challenge your dojo?
[24:28] ---
    Miu-san, get a grip!
[24:30] ---
    All right! Now that it's come to this,
    I will protect this dojo!

Season 1

E17 - Protect the Name! Attack of the Dojo Challengers!

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[00:09] ---
    Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
[00:14] ---
    Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
[00:17] ---
    Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
    Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
    Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
[00:36] ---
    Sono risouzou mune ni daki
[00:40] ---
    Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
    Wakime mo furazu
[00:48] ---
    Demo nakidashi soude nagedashitaku natte
[00:53] ---
    Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
    Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
    Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
    Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
    yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
[01:15] ---
    Tsuyoku nareru
[01:18] ---
    Tsuranukya iisa
[01:31] ---
    No one's here!
    They told me to hide!
[01:38] ---
    Apa!
[01:39] ---
    That's the two-meter tall guy again!
[01:42] ---
    Sorry about her.
    This is her first home visit.
[01:45] ---
    She seems a little flustered.
[01:46] ---
    Don't worry about that.
[01:49] ---
    Yes, but how about
    we put an end to this?
[01:52] ---
    You're not Furinji-kun's
    mother, are you?
[01:56] ---
    She's clumsy, doesn't like to be alone,
[01:59] ---
    worries about what people think
    and can be scatterbrained...
[02:03] ---
    ...but she's really a good kid.
[02:06] ---
    --Huh?
    --So don't pick on her too much.
[02:10] ---
    Yasunaga-sensei, I caught him!
    I caught the monster!
[02:18] ---
    Shirahama!
[02:19] ---
    Don't tell me it's you, who has
    been cohabitating with Furinji!
[02:23] ---
    N-No, it's a misunderstanding!
    I am living with her, but--
[02:26] ---
    You idiot! That's what's
    called "cohabitating"!
[02:35] ---
    --Huh?
    --Huh?
[02:37] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[02:38] ---
    Oh, crap! Why this
    room of all the other ones?
[02:40] ---
    "Forbidden Room"
[02:43] ---
    S-Sensei?
[02:46] ---
    I'm a teacher of Japanese history,
[02:48] ---
    and my hobby is to enjoy and
    appreciate the cultural properties.
[02:53] ---
    But I have never seen
    anything so magnificent
[02:55] ---
    like these before in my life.
[02:59] ---
    Oh, I see. It wasn't cohabitation
    but resident disciple, huh?
[03:03] ---
    I had no idea that this was
    the dojo of the Grand master Koetsuji.
[03:05] ---
    That is a surprise.
[03:07] ---
    I'm sorry for screaming.
[03:09] ---
    I'm sorry for scaring you.
[03:12] ---
    It is my honor to meet you.
[03:14] ---
    This dojo is a place where the
    like-minded people have come together.
[03:19] ---
    There was no evil intent
    in the part of the disciples.
[03:22] ---
    Please forgive them.
[03:24] ---
    Shirahama.
[03:27] ---
    I've been noticing that you've
    been looking manlier lately.
[03:31] ---
    Now I understand.
[03:32] ---
    You have been training to become
    a great artist of the future.
[03:35] ---
    I am quite impressed!
[03:40] ---
    I guess I shouldn't correct him...
[03:53] ---
    I've got to psyche myself up!
[03:55] ---
    Have you found the location?
[03:57] ---
    Yes, sir!
[03:58] ---
    I see. It seems that
    the time has finally come!
[04:02] ---
    The final day of Ryozanpaku!
[04:11] ---
    What's the matter, Ken-chan?
    You need to attack her some more.
[04:15] ---
    Well, you say so,
    but I can't find an opening!
[04:19] ---
    "Can't find an opening"?
[04:20] ---
    You need to look at your
    opponent more carefully.
[04:22] ---
    I am!
[04:24] ---
    Even among martial arts masters,
[04:26] ---
    no one is always perfect
    in offense and defense.
[04:30] ---
    What are you going to do?
[04:31] ---
    If you don't attack,
    you'll never score a point!
[04:34] ---
    There's no opening for me to attack!
[04:38] ---
    If you prolong the fight,
[04:40] ---
    it's guaranteed that your opponent
    will reveal an opening at some point.
[04:45] ---
    Huh?
[04:47] ---
    If I strike her in the side right now,
    maybe I can score a point!
[04:51] ---
    This is... an opening, right?
[04:59] ---
    Too slow!
[05:01] ---
    Oww...
[05:03] ---
    What are you doing?
[05:05] ---
    Miu made an opening on purpose
    so that you could strike her!
[05:10] ---
    So she did it on purpose?
[05:13] ---
    --Um, Kenichi-san?
     --She did it on purpose...
[05:15] ---
    --Um, Kenichi-san?
    --She must pity me!
[05:17] ---
    How pathetic I am.
[05:18] ---
    --Hello?
    --This is so depressing.
[05:20] ---
    --Umm...
    --Aww...
[05:26] ---
    This is terrible! This is terrible!
[05:28] ---
    Hey, why did you tell him?
[05:31] ---
    For a martial artist,
[05:33] ---
    there's nothing more dangerous than
    being overconfident with his ability.
[05:36] ---
    It's wrong to lose on purpose.
[05:42] ---
    I wonder if I hurt
    Kenichi-san's feelings.
[05:44] ---
    How stupid could I have been?
[06:07] ---
    See you later!
[06:08] ---
    Are you going to the dojo again today?
[06:09] ---
    Yeah!
[06:10] ---
    I see.
[06:12] ---
    Well, it's Sunday.
[06:14] ---
    I guess I should stop by there and
    say hello to the masters at the dojo.
[06:20] ---
    Honey?
[06:22] ---
    Are you going to go, wearing
    a coat in the middle of summer?
[06:25] ---
    What? It-It's already mid-summer?
[06:29] ---
    We just had the New Year's Day
[06:31] ---
    the other day and everyone
    was saying "Happy New Year!"
[06:35] ---
    Boy, time sure does fly quickly!
[06:40] ---
    Leave Sebastian here!
[06:42] ---
    Hey, I don't have Sebastian with me!
[06:44] ---
    --I know you do!
    --No, I don't!
[06:46] ---
    Okay guys, see you later!
[06:47] ---
    Hey, hang on Honoka!
    I'll give you a ride there!
[06:51] ---
    Honey!
[06:53] ---
    I'm sorry Dad, but I can get there
    with something much better than that!
[06:57] ---
    --Huh?
    --Huh?
[07:14] ---
    Apa!
[07:15] ---
    I'm sorry! Were you waiting long?
[07:18] ---
    I was at the park over there,
    playing with pigeons.
[07:21] ---
    There you are, you monster!
[07:24] ---
    Come forth, Maximilian!
[07:26] ---
    "Sebastian" "Maximilian"
[07:27] ---
    Let me explain. This is my
    second favorite gun, Maximilian!
[07:31] ---
    Chu!
[07:32] ---
    Get away from my daughter, you mons--
[07:35] ---
    Huh?
[07:36] ---
    Just come home by dinner time.
[07:39] ---
    I'm not a kid anymore!
    I'll eat dinner over there!
[07:44] ---
    Now, let's go!
[07:50] ---
    Sure! I'll be sure to bring
    her back here by dinner time!
[07:53] ---
    Huh? Oh, thanks...
[07:55] ---
    Apa!
[08:00] ---
    Apapapapapa!
[08:05] ---
    H-He seems nice...
[08:16] ---
    "First Disciple must not use his legs"
[08:19] ---
    Man, if I have to do this
    to go to my room everyday,
[08:21] ---
    I don't know if my body can take it.
[08:23] ---
    How come there's no
    stairs in this annex?
[08:26] ---
    I'll tell you why.
[08:28] ---
    Master Koetsuji?
[08:29] ---
    Long ago, Sakaki and
    Kensei got really drunk.
[08:33] ---
    What the hell is this?
    Going up one little step at a time?
[08:37] ---
    That's right!
    It's too detailed and annoying!
[08:39] ---
    Damn it! You're nothing
    but a lowly staircase!
[08:42] ---
    That's right!
    It's all your fault, stairs!
[08:47] ---
    For some unknown reason,
[08:49] ---
    they both reached the conclusion
    that it was the staircase's fault.
[08:52] ---
    Whoa, whoa...
[08:53] ---
    I thought about fixing it, but it's
    much faster and convenient this way!
[08:57] ---
    Uh, Master!
[08:59] ---
    Master, I wanted to talk
    to you about something!
[09:03] ---
    What should I do?
    Who should I talk to about this?
[09:06] ---
    "Sakaki"
[09:07] ---
    It's open.
[09:09] ---
    I'm coming in.
[09:10] ---
    Huh?
[09:13] ---
    Huh? What a heavy door!
[09:19] ---
    What's all the racket?
[09:20] ---
    Hmm?
[09:23] ---
    What the hell are you doing?
[09:25] ---
    Well, actually...
[09:26] ---
    What?
[09:28] ---
    There was an opening,
    but you couldn't strike her?
[09:31] ---
    Right.
[09:32] ---
    Do you know why I couldn't?
[09:33] ---
    How the hell would I know that?
[09:34] ---
    Can you at least give it a thought?
[09:37] ---
    Boy, you're an annoying little kid.
[09:39] ---
    You should ask Akisame
    about stuff like that.
[09:42] ---
    Both Master Koetsuji
    and Master Ma are gone.
[09:45] ---
    I have no idea how weaklings think.
[09:51] ---
    But it's not unusual that
    some of them can't attack
[09:54] ---
    because they're afraid
    of the counterattack.
[09:56] ---
    If you try to land a finishing blow
    against your opponent, and you miss,
[09:59] ---
    it instantly puts you at a disadvantage.
[10:01] ---
    It's like, your chance
    quickly becomes your trouble.
[10:10] ---
    Well, it doesn't matter to me because
    I can put an end to it in one blow!
[10:14] ---
    Now that I think about it,
[10:16] ---
    that moment I was in fact
    afraid of her counterattack.
[10:19] ---
    Kenichi.
[10:21] ---
    A man's worth is determined by
[10:23] ---
    whether you can strike the blow
    or not in a life-and-death moment.
[10:29] ---
    Yes, sir!
[10:32] ---
    Apapapapapa!
[10:34] ---
    Whoopee!
[10:35] ---
    Apa! Apa! Apa!
[10:38] ---
    All right! You're getting good at this.
[10:40] ---
    Next it's going to be a fast one.
[10:53] ---
    Hey, that's Shigure!
[10:55] ---
    Huh?
[10:58] ---
    Here it comes!
[10:59] ---
    Huh...
[11:01] ---
    So you came to pick us up!
[11:02] ---
    Uh, yeah.
[11:03] ---
    What's wrong? Hurry up and throw it.
[11:05] ---
    What should we do today?
[11:08] ---
    Play cards!
[11:09] ---
    What? I'm gonna come in last again!
[11:12] ---
    D-Dad! I wanna ride
    on your shoulders, too!
[11:14] ---
    Hey, why all of a sudden?
    What about our game of catch?
[11:18] ---
    Forget it! Just let me
    ride on your shoulders!
[11:24] ---
    "A man's worth is determined by
[11:25] ---
    whether you can strike the blow
    or not in a crucial moment," huh?
[11:33] ---
    I was in fact unable to strike Miu-san
    because I was afraid of her counterattack.
[11:40] ---
    I'm such a coward!
[11:42] ---
    Hello! Hello!
[11:48] ---
    I wonder who that is.
[11:56] ---
    Hello to you!
[12:06] ---
    M-May I ask who you are?
[12:09] ---
    I'm the karate master
    of the Shiken Odori Style...
[12:16] ---
    ...Gonzai Kumatori!
[12:19] ---
    H-How can I help you?
[12:22] ---
    We have come to take
    down the Ryozanpaku's sign!
[12:45] ---
    Miu-san! Miu-san!
[12:46] ---
    We've got a problem!
[12:48] ---
    What?
[12:48] ---
    Th-Th-Th-They're here
    to challenge our dojo!
[12:51] ---
    Oh, is that right?
[12:54] ---
    What do you mean, "Oh, is that right"?
[12:56] ---
    There's this tough looking guy,
    and a bunch of his henchmen!
[13:00] ---
    Oh, so it's a big group of people?
[13:03] ---
    I guess I'd better show
    them inside the dojo right away.
[13:05] ---
    What would you do that for?!
[13:06] ---
    I'd better hurry up and go get someone...
    Oh, yeah! Master Sakaki!
[13:10] ---
    He's gone to buy some beers.
[13:12] ---
    What?
[13:13] ---
    Th-Th-Th-Then how about
    Apachai-san or Shigure-san?
[13:16] ---
    Apachai-san and Shigure-san
    have gone to pick up Honoka-san.
[13:21] ---
    Koetsuji-san is at
    the bonesetter's clinic,
[13:23] ---
    and Ma-san is at
    the acupuncture clinic.
[13:25] ---
    And Grandpa has gone, wandering
    around somewhere in the south.
[13:29] ---
    Everyone's out. No one's home.
[13:31] ---
    Are you serious?!
[13:34] ---
    They're always around when
    you don't want them to be...
[13:36] ---
    So why now of all times?
[13:38] ---
    Anyway, it's not polite
    to keep them waiting!
[13:42] ---
    Please have some tea.
[13:45] ---
    Master, you shouldn't drink it!
    It could be poisonous!
[13:48] ---
    "Death"
[14:03] ---
    I hope you understand this, but
    I didn't come here for a social visit!
[14:10] ---
    I understand.
[14:11] ---
    "Dojo Challenge Register"
[14:11] ---
    Then please write down your name,
    address and style in this register book.
[14:15] ---
    "Dojo Challenge Register"
    “To Our Dojo Challengers”
[14:15] ---
    Also, this is the message
    and the precaution from the elder.
[14:20] ---
    Umm...
[14:22] ---
    What?
[14:23] ---
    "Also, each challenger must pay a fee
    of ten thousand yen.
    --Elder of Ryozanpaku, Furinji"
[14:24] ---
    "Each challenger must pay
    a fee of ten thousand yen"?
[14:28] ---
    Also, if each of you pay
    an additional ten thousand yen,
[14:30] ---
    you'll get the right to
    attack us as a group!
[14:32] ---
    Hey, wait a minute...
[14:33] ---
    Why you... Cut the crap!
[14:35] ---
    Hold on!
[14:36] ---
    Master!
[14:37] ---
    That is fine.
[14:40] ---
    Thank you for your business!
[14:41] ---
    So all of you will be
    attacking us together, correct?
[14:45] ---
    No, it would be just me.
[14:47] ---
    Huh?
[14:48] ---
    Although there are a great
    many masters here at Ryozanpaku,
[14:51] ---
    it is only appropriate for
    me as a karate master,
[14:53] ---
    to go after the karate
    master of this dojo first.
[14:56] ---
    Therefore, I'd like to
    request Shio Sakaki,
[14:59] ---
    the one with the 100th
    dan in street fighting!
[15:01] ---
    He wants Master Sakaki?
[15:03] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry,
[15:04] ---
    but no one is here right now,
    so I'd take on your challenge.
[15:09] ---
    What the...
[15:12] ---
    I'll go and get ready.
    Please wait a moment.
[15:16] ---
    Why you...
[15:18] ---
    You little brat!
[15:20] ---
    I've never been so
    insulted in my life!
[15:25] ---
    Now I'm pissed off!
    It's time to die!
[15:31] ---
    Hold it!
[15:32] ---
    Huh?
[15:33] ---
    There you are!
    The hot shot of Ryozanpaku!
[15:37] ---
    Show yourself!
[15:48] ---
    Don't you touch her!
[15:51] ---
    What the hell?
    You're the kid from earlier.
[15:54] ---
    Get out of here before you get hurt!
[15:56] ---
    Shut up!
[15:58] ---
    I'm First Disciple of Ryozanpaku,
    Kenichi Shirahama!
[16:02] ---
    If you raise your hand against her,
    I'll be the one to fight you!
[16:06] ---
    You... You crab head!
[16:11] ---
    C-Crab?
[16:14] ---
    Kenichi-san...
[16:16] ---
    Damn it, both of you!
    How dare you insult me?
[16:21] ---
    Hey, bring me a bat!
[16:23] ---
    Y-Yes, sir!
[16:29] ---
    I've got to psyche myself up!
[16:32] ---
    W-Whoa...
[16:34] ---
    Hah! In our Shiken Odori Style,
[16:37] ---
    we all forge our entire bodies
    to be as hard as steel!
[16:39] ---
    Ha ha! Are you scared, kid?
[16:42] ---
    You're going to fight against
    the master? Don't make us laugh!
[16:46] ---
    Kenichi-san, I can handle it--
[16:48] ---
    Miu-san, you stay back!
[16:50] ---
    Huh?
[16:50] ---
    I may not look like much,
    but I am First Disciple of Ryozanpaku!
[16:54] ---
    But still!
[16:55] ---
    Die!
[16:58] ---
    I can see it!
[16:59] ---
    That's because I've been
    dealing with the masters'
[17:01] ---
    superhuman-like
    speed on a daily basis!
[17:03] ---
    But!
[17:05] ---
    Being able to see it and being able
    to dodge it are two different things!
[17:11] ---
    Oh, no! I knew it!
[17:14] ---
    It's not good! My body can't
    keep up with my quick eye!
[17:19] ---
    Phew! Oh, boy... Are you done already?
[17:23] ---
    It seems like the legendary Ryozanpaku
    is not all that it's cooked up to be.
[17:31] ---
    Having a weakling like
    you as First Disciple
[17:33] ---
    only tells me how insignificant
    your masters are after all.
[17:36] ---
    Masters...
[17:38] ---
    Hmph! To hell with the 100th dan
    in street fighting!
[17:41] ---
    Obviously his nickname was
    spread widely with exaggerations.
[17:46] ---
    If there's no one else for me to fight,
[17:49] ---
    then I'll go ahead
    and take the sign with me.
[17:52] ---
    But I've already said I'd take you on!
[17:54] ---
    C-Crab head!
[17:56] ---
    Hmm?
[17:59] ---
    Who said this is over?!
[18:03] ---
    That's right...
[18:06] ---
    I am First Disciple of Ryozanpaku!
[18:10] ---
    Oh... I'm impressed that you still
    managed to get up after taking my kick.
[18:16] ---
    Heh, I've got myself
    good masters, you know.
[18:19] ---
    I have been doing
    a lot of defense training!
[18:21] ---
    But if you were to take another hit
    from me, you would surely die... kid.
[18:27] ---
    If you're prepared for that,
    then I'll let you strike me first.
[18:32] ---
    And you shall die after
    realizing how powerless you are!
[18:37] ---
    Wh-What?
[18:39] ---
    This is interesting!
    Go ahead and strike him, kid!
[18:42] ---
    Humph! You're too
    scared to strike, I bet!
[18:44] ---
    His next counterattack
    means your death!
[18:49] ---
    Kenichi-san...
[19:00] ---
    This isn't good.
    He's completely intimidated by him.
[19:05] ---
    But it's not unusual that
    some of them can't attack
[19:07] ---
    because they're afraid
    of the counterattack.
[19:12] ---
    Hmph, you're just a coward after all.
[19:22] ---
    What the...
[19:23] ---
    He did it!
[19:24] ---
    He was able to strike
    him in that situation!
[19:43] ---
    Master!
[19:46] ---
    Damn it, you little punk!
[19:48] ---
    He struck me the moment
    I relaxed my stomach muscles!
[19:52] ---
    That's right! No matter how much
    you strengthen your body as steel,
[19:56] ---
    it means nothing if you get
    struck when your muscles are relaxed!
[20:02] ---
    A man's worth is determined by
[20:03] ---
    whether you can strike the blow
    or not in a life-and-death moment.
[20:10] ---
    Die, you punk!
[20:19] ---
    Hey, hey, what do you think you're
    doing to our precious First Disciple?
[20:26] ---
    M-Master, that's the guy!
[20:28] ---
    The 100th dan in street fighting!
[20:30] ---
    It's Shio Sakaki!
[20:32] ---
    What is it? You're challenging our dojo?
[20:36] ---
    L-Let it go!
[20:38] ---
    Kenichi, good work
    looking after this place.
[20:41] ---
    I was watching you.
    That was a pretty good strike!
[20:44] ---
    Y-You were hiding
    and watching me the whole time?
[20:48] ---
    Kenichi-san, get a grip!
    You did a good job.
[20:52] ---
    Well, let's see...
[20:57] ---
    I'd better thank you for taking
    good care of my disciple, huh?
[21:01] ---
    All of you! Go to sleep!
[21:16] ---
    Hey, Kenichi-san! Please let me go!
[21:18] ---
    In a split second,
    that crab head was...
[21:21] ---
    Damn!
[21:22] ---
    What's the matter?
    Is it over already?
[21:26] ---
    I had never seen such a ferocious
    creature before in my life!
[21:34] ---
    Today's dojo challengers
    were lamer than ever!
[21:39] ---
    Apachai, aren't we
    going to play Othello?
[21:41] ---
    Apa! I have to take care of
    the errand for Sakaki first!
[21:44] ---
    We can play after I take all these
    people from our dojo to Akisame's clinic.
[21:48] ---
    Okay.
[21:50] ---
    By the way, why are these
    people sleeping? Are they sick?
[21:54] ---
    Sakaki nicely put them to sleep,
    so they won't wake up so easily.
[21:58] ---
    If I take them to Akisame's clinic,
    everyone's going to feel much better!
[22:02] ---
    It's really cheap, too!
[22:03] ---
    Okay! That's good!
[22:09] ---
    I'll give you extra sake today!
[22:12] ---
    Oh, yeah! Sweet!
[22:16] ---
    And you'll get an
    extra side dish as well!
[22:19] ---
    Hey, good for you, Kenichi!
[22:21] ---
    And make sure no one
    steals that from you!
[22:31] ---
    I never realized that dojo challenges
[22:33] ---
    are an important source of
    income for Ryozanpaku, too!
[22:40] ---
    Hacha mecha shichau
    nomo waruku wa nai
[22:40] ---
    "Daily Devotion"
[22:42] ---
    "Flap" "Flap"
[22:45] ---
    Waku waku dekiru nara yarukkya nai
[22:45] ---
    "I wonder when Miu actually trains."
[22:51] ---
    "Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?"
[22:51] ---
    Itsumademo mayowanaide
[22:52] ---
    "Swish"
[22:52] ---
    "She's training at all times!"
[22:54] ---
    "The kitchen knife doesn't
    cut so well anymore..."
[22:55] ---
    "You don't know what you're doing."
[22:58] ---
    Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
[22:58] ---
    "Shkeeen!"
[23:01] ---
    "Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!"
[23:03] ---
    "Split..."
[23:04] ---
    Shinjiru kimochi areba
[23:05] ---
    "Is she a master
    swordsmith or what?"
[23:07] ---
    "Swimming club's determination!"
[23:08] ---
    Yareru kara
[23:09] ---
    "Ready!"
[23:12] ---
    "Hmph, you're in for serious water
    resistance with those big boobs!"
[23:12] ---
    Wow, wow
[23:15] ---
    "Beep!"
[23:15] ---
    Kira kira massugu hikaru afureru omoi wa
[23:15] ---
    "Whirl Whirl"
[23:18] ---
    "That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short."
[23:21] ---
    "The Titsy"
[23:22] ---
    Kitto tsuyoi pawaa ni kawaru
[23:27] ---
    "Gulp Gulp"
[23:27] ---
    "Honoka"
[23:27] ---
    "Fine! Bring it on!"
[23:27] ---
    Yaranaide koukai shitaku naikara sou
[23:30] ---
    "Hog hog chomp chomp"
[23:30] ---
    "Hahaha, what's
    going on, Honoka?"
[23:30] ---
    "Trying to be a sumo wrestler?"
[23:33] ---
    "Shock!" "Wham!" "Yah!"
[23:33] ---
    "N-Nice dropkick..."
[23:34] ---
    Ashita ga aru kagiri susumunda
[23:37] ---
    "The Mightiest Tochumaru"
[23:40] ---
    "Bam!"
[23:45] ---
    "That wasn't you." "Nah..."
[24:06] ---
    Miu-san, I've got big news!
    We all are going to the beach!
[24:10] ---
    To the beach? Really?
[24:12] ---
    Yes! The masters are going to take us!
[24:14] ---
    Then I should buy a swimsuit! The one
    from the last year has gotten tighter.
[24:19] ---
    Huh? It's gotten tighter? You mean,
    your boobs and butt have gotten bigger?
[24:24] ---
    Oh, thank you, God!
[24:26] ---
    Oh no! Kenichi-san,
    you're bleeding from the nose!
[24:29] ---
    You're losing consciousness, too!
    What's going on?
[24:33] ---
    I can't wait to go to the beach!

Season 1

E18 - Paradise? To the Mysterious Furinji Island!

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[00:09] ---
    I always found an excuse
[00:14] ---
    so I didn't have to deal
    with what I didn't like
[00:17] ---
    It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
[00:27] ---
    No matter what kind of master they are
[00:32] ---
    they didn't become
    masters just in one day
[00:36] ---
    Embrace the ideal image in the heart
[00:40] ---
    Without saying meaningless things
[00:45] ---
    Without looking aside
[00:48] ---
    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
[00:53] ---
    and losing to my own weakness
[00:58] ---
    I put myself in a bird cage
[01:02] ---
    and push it into the valley
[01:06] ---
    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
[01:15] ---
    I can be strong
[01:18] ---
    I just have to stick to it
[01:36] ---
    He was able to strike him
    in that situation!
[01:44] ---
    Damn it, you little punk!
[01:46] ---
    He struck me the moment
    I relaxed my stomach muscles!
[01:52] ---
    A man's worth is determined by
[01:54] ---
    whether you can strike the blow
    or not in a life-and-death moment.
[02:00] ---
    Die, you punk!
[02:09] ---
    Hey, hey, what do you think you're
    doing to our precious First Disciple?
[02:17] ---
    What is it? You're challenging our dojo?
[02:21] ---
    L-Let it go!
[02:22] ---
    Kenichi, good work looking
    after this place. I was watching you.
[02:27] ---
    That was a pretty good strike!
[02:28] ---
    Y-You were hiding and
    watching me the whole time?
[02:32] ---
    Kenichi-san, get a grip!
    You did a good job.
[02:36] ---
    All of you! Go to sleep!
[02:43] ---
    Hey, Kenichi-san!
    Please let me go!
[02:46] ---
    In a split second,
    that crab head was...
[02:48] ---
    Damn!
[02:50] ---
    What's the matter?
    Is it over already?
[02:54] ---
    I had never seen such a ferocious
    creature before in my life!
[03:02] ---
    Today's dojo challengers
    were lamer than ever!
[03:12] ---
    Master, this is my
    once-in-a-lifetime request for you!
[03:16] ---
    Can I please have a day-off?
[03:19] ---
    Why?
[03:20] ---
    It doesn't really matter why, does it?
[03:22] ---
    I haven't had a day-off
    for three weeks straight!
[03:25] ---
    I want it! I want it!
    I really, really want it!
[03:27] ---
    Sure. Why not.
[03:29] ---
    Yeah, yeah. I just said
    it for the heck of it.
[03:32] ---
    So it wasn't like
    I was expecting anything...
[03:34] ---
    No way!
[03:36] ---
    You get to enjoy the summer
    as a 10th grader only once.
[03:38] ---
    I'm not that evil, you know.
[03:40] ---
    Oh, yeah! Why don't we all
    go to the beach together?
[03:48] ---
    Master!
[03:50] ---
    Thank you so much. Master!
[03:52] ---
    I guess it didn't
    hurt to ask, huh?
[03:56] ---
    To the beach!
[04:00] ---
    It's been three weeks since
    I started living here at Ryozanpaku.
[04:02] ---
    Things between Miu-san
    and I have made almost
[04:04] ---
    no progress because
    of all the training.
[04:06] ---
    But if it's the beach,
    the mood will be perfect!
[04:08] ---
    What? The beach?
[04:10] ---
    That's right! The beach!
    With everyone!
[04:13] ---
    Then I guess I'll have
    to buy a swimsuit.
[04:15] ---
    The one from last year is tighter now.
[04:19] ---
    It's too tight around the chest!
[04:23] ---
    Oh, God... I'm sorry for being
    resentful towards you all this time!
[04:30] ---
    Kenichi-san, what happened to you?!
[04:33] ---
    "First Disciple"
[04:37] ---
    "Just In Case Perfect
    Love-Confession Manual"
[04:39] ---
    Maybe I can finally
    put this book to use!
[04:43] ---
    I don't think so.
[04:45] ---
    Whoa! When did you come here?
[04:47] ---
    Don't do it.
[04:49] ---
    When you have higher
    expectations than you should,
[04:51] ---
    you'll be even more
    shocked when she turns you down.
[04:53] ---
    You two are being very rude!
[04:55] ---
    Kenichi, don't jump into
    the ocean even if she dumps you!
[04:59] ---
    Wh-Where are you watching me from?
[05:01] ---
    Choo...
[05:02] ---
    I can't take this!
[05:04] ---
    Why is everyone making fun of me?
[05:06] ---
    Y-You just watch!
[05:15] ---
    Wow! Look, the seagulls!
    I've never seen them before!
[05:20] ---
    Apa!
[05:21] ---
    Wanna eat them?
[05:23] ---
    What? No!
[05:25] ---
    That's not nice!
[05:28] ---
    All right then.
[05:31] ---
    By the way, you guys
    sure live in a raggedy dojo,
[05:35] ---
    but I guess you guys
    actually have some money!
[05:37] ---
    I'm impressed that you
    have a great boat like this!
[05:41] ---
    This isn't much.
[05:44] ---
    Well, after all we built it on our own.
[05:46] ---
    You built it yourselves?
[05:47] ---
    Apachai, look right there.
[05:48] ---
    Oh, I missed painting that spot!
[05:50] ---
    What? Y-You guys built this?
[05:55] ---
    It-It-It won't sink?
[05:59] ---
    Don't worry.
[06:00] ---
    I've been to the island many times
    before with this Sekitoba the Second.
[06:05] ---
    "Second"?
[06:07] ---
    So, what happened to the first one?
[06:11] ---
    It's not picking up the speed.
    I'll go and check on the engine.
[06:16] ---
    Hey, Apachai, why is this the second?
[06:30] ---
    Miu, can I ask you
    to navigate the boat?
[06:33] ---
    Oh, sure.
[06:35] ---
    Let's see...
[06:36] ---
    What's the matter, engine?
[06:38] ---
    At this rate,
    we won't make it there today.
[06:43] ---
    Hmm... I guess he reached his limit.
[06:45] ---
    He's been working three times harder
    than usual just to see Miu in the swimsuit.
[06:50] ---
    Swimsuit, swimsuit!
    Miu-san in the swimsuit!
[06:53] ---
    I see. I guess we have no choice.
[06:55] ---
    I suppose we should
    take over from here then.
[06:58] ---
    Yeah.
[07:03] ---
    Let's go!
[07:04] ---
    Yeah!
[07:10] ---
    Apapapapa!
[07:11] ---
    Wow! This is cool!
[07:15] ---
    The ocean of the universe is my ocean!
[07:19] ---
    "Sekitoba 2"
[07:19] ---
    Grandpa, at this rate we
    can get there in two hours.
[07:23] ---
    Call me "Captain."
[07:26] ---
    Oh, yeah! This is it!
    This is the place!
[07:28] ---
    A place that's not even on maps.
[07:30] ---
    The island that I discovered myself,
    and I call it "Furinji Island"!
[07:38] ---
    H-He just named it on
    his own accord, huh?
[07:47] ---
    So you guys are super rich, having
    such a big vacation home like this!
[07:52] ---
    Well, actually this was free as well.
[07:54] ---
    What?
[07:55] ---
    Apapapapapapa! Apa, apa!
    I'm going to saw this log!
[08:02] ---
    Saw it! Saw it! Saw it! Saw it!
[08:03] ---
    That's enough.
[08:05] ---
    It's already finished.
[08:07] ---
    Apa?
[08:08] ---
    Th-They built this, too?!
[08:15] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[08:17] ---
    Hurry! Hurry!
[08:20] ---
    Big Brother! Over here!
[08:26] ---
    The beach is awesome!
[08:28] ---
    What's the matter with you?
[08:29] ---
    They're calling for you.
    Hurry up and go.
[08:31] ---
    That's the Miu in the swimsuit
    you've been dreaming about, right?
[08:34] ---
    I do want to go, but...
[08:40] ---
    Why do I have to go
    there from a place like this?!
[08:44] ---
    Hey, titsy! What's my brother
    doing up there?
[08:48] ---
    Beats me.
[08:49] ---
    Listen, Kenichi. The most important
    thing in a fight is courage.
[08:56] ---
    Being unable to strike because
    you're afraid of the counterattack,
[08:58] ---
    or being "the crazy hair guy" phobic...
[09:00] ---
    That lack of courage is your
    greatest weakness right now.
[09:04] ---
    Hmm.
[09:05] ---
    Your tendency to be bullied is
    clearly crippling your techniques.
[09:12] ---
    Well, now we've come
    all the way to the beach,
[09:14] ---
    we figured we should help
    you work up some courage.
[09:16] ---
    What? No way!
[09:19] ---
    Remember I was able to strike
    him at the end the other day?
[09:22] ---
    So why do I have to do
    that at a place like this?
[09:25] ---
    There's an island called
    Pentecost in the South Pacific.
[09:28] ---
    As a part of a coming-of-age ceremony,
    the men, who live on the island,
[09:31] ---
    jump from a 30-meter high platform
    with a rope attached to their feet
[09:33] ---
    so that they can test their courage.
[09:35] ---
    It's what we call the bungee jump.
[09:38] ---
    If you can jump from here, we'll
    give you a break from any training
[09:41] ---
    while you're on this
    island for the next two days.
[09:43] ---
    That's crazy!
[09:44] ---
    First of all, this is not
    a coming-of-age ceremony!
[09:46] ---
    You don't even have a rope for me!
[09:48] ---
    What if there're rocks down there?!
[10:10] ---
    She jumped from way up there!
[10:11] ---
    L-Looking like that?
[10:15] ---
    Sh-Shigure-san!
[10:17] ---
    Shigure-san!
[10:23] ---
    Shigure!
[10:29] ---
    There's no rocks.
[10:32] ---
    Sh-She was checking that for me...
[10:35] ---
    Damn. That decreased
    the thrill for sure.
[10:38] ---
    Now it's your turn!
[10:42] ---
    Shigure! That was so reckless!
[10:45] ---
    She's right! You need to
    wear a proper swimsuit!
[10:48] ---
    That's not the point!
[10:53] ---
    I always wear this at the beach.
[11:00] ---
    You two... Please do not tell
    this to Miu-san no matter what.
[11:03] ---
    Huh?
[11:05] ---
    To tell you the truth...
[11:08] ---
    I can't swim!
[11:17] ---
    So what?
[11:18] ---
    That increased the thrill for sure.
[11:21] ---
    Come on. Just go ahead and jump.
[11:23] ---
    That's right! If you don't,
    you've got some training to do.
[11:25] ---
    Th-These people...
[11:28] ---
    Now, now.
[11:30] ---
    If you rush it too much,
[11:31] ---
    even one who might be inclined
    to jump would feel hesitant.
[11:34] ---
    What, old man? You know
    a better way to make him jump?
[11:37] ---
    In a situation like this,
    you quietly approach him and...
[11:41] ---
    Approach him and...
[11:43] ---
    Throw him in at once!!
[11:46] ---
    I'll show you how to swim right now.
[11:52] ---
    Help me!
[11:53] ---
    Although throwing him into the water
    wasn't exactly our initial objective...
[12:05] ---
    You can't possibly boost his
    confidence with a method like that.
[12:08] ---
    "Honoka"
[12:08] ---
    Hmm, I'm sorry. I got carried away.
[12:12] ---
    Let's make him try again
    once he wakes up.
[12:14] ---
    And if he can't, he'll be doing nothing
    but training in the next two days.
[12:17] ---
    It's decided then.
[12:19] ---
    Th-This is not good...
[12:31] ---
    Come on! Dodge it! Dodge!
[12:34] ---
    Faster!
[12:36] ---
    No matter what I do, at this
    rate I will definitely be killed!
[12:42] ---
    I must escape no matter what...
    from this Furinji Island!
[13:00] ---
    What?
[13:01] ---
    Kenichi-kun has escaped?
[13:03] ---
    Y-Yeah, it seems so.
[13:04] ---
    When I went to check on Ken-chan...
[13:09] ---
    Ken-chan!
[13:10] ---
    Yeek!
[13:11] ---
    Where are you going?
[13:14] ---
    Hey! That's Miu-san's bra!
[13:16] ---
    What? What? Where?
[13:18] ---
    What did you say about her bra?
[13:22] ---
    Th-That's what happened...
    I'm quite ashamed.
[13:26] ---
    --No kidding...
    --No kidding...
[13:28] ---
    Oh, boy...
[13:31] ---
    But although Furinji Island is small,
[13:33] ---
    once you wander
    into the mountains,
[13:35] ---
    it is very dangerous as there
    are cliffs and things like that.
[13:38] ---
    Good grief.
[13:40] ---
    He sure is a troublesome disciple.
[13:42] ---
    I guess we have no choice but to...
[13:44] ---
    ...hunt him down!
[13:48] ---
    This isn't running away!
    I am not running away!
[13:54] ---
    I don't want to die,
    so I'm just going home. That's all!
[13:57] ---
    We usually call that running away!
[14:00] ---
    Where? Where? Where is he?
[14:04] ---
    Easter! Toaster! Coaster!
    What's up with that?
[14:08] ---
    Huh? Where did everybody go?
[14:12] ---
    I don't see anyone.
[14:15] ---
    I'll go check really quick.
[14:18] ---
    Honoka, stay right here.
[14:20] ---
    Okay!
[14:39] ---
    Hey, wait... Now that I think about it,
[14:42] ---
    it's impossible to go home if I don't
    have the Sekitoba the Second.
[14:47] ---
    I guarantee that they're
    watching the boat...
[14:51] ---
    I only came here hoping
    to hook up with Miu-san,
[14:54] ---
    but it looks like
    I completely missed the mark...
[14:58] ---
    Just two more days.
[15:00] ---
    I guess I have no choice
    but to hide somewhere.
[15:05] ---
    Anyway, I need to find a place
    where no one would find me.
[15:14] ---
    But this sure is a beautiful island.
[15:27] ---
    Shigure-san?
[15:46] ---
    Sh-Sh-Sh-She saw me!
[15:50] ---
    Why are you running away?
[15:54] ---
    Well, I'm currently on the run.
[15:59] ---
    And then, they told me that there'd be
    nothing but training for the next two days
[16:03] ---
    if I fail to jump from that cliff!
    Isn't that horrible?
[16:06] ---
    Hmm, hmm.
[16:07] ---
    First of all, I even told
    them that I couldn't swim!
[16:11] ---
    Hmm, hmm.
[16:11] ---
    You know, if only I could swim,
[16:13] ---
    I'd be able to take
    a dive and look cool.
[16:16] ---
    Then... Do you want me to
    show it to you? How to swim.
[16:23] ---
    What?
[16:26] ---
    Uh, um... If this practice
    is life-threatening
[16:29] ---
    or something that'd make me wish
    I was dead, I'd rather not do it.
[16:32] ---
    There's a current to a river.
[16:34] ---
    Huh? Right.
[16:36] ---
    If you get scared and try to
    fight against the current,
[16:41] ---
    the water will attack you.
[16:43] ---
    But if you allow yourself go with
    the flow it won't do anything to you.
[16:48] ---
    Come.
[16:57] ---
    Don't be scared. Just let it take you.
[17:19] ---
    Whoa! This is amazing!
    I'm moving forward!
[17:22] ---
    Hey... If I move my arms
    and legs, I can...
[17:26] ---
    I'm swimming?
[17:32] ---
    Wow, what a surprise!
    I was swimming for a second!
[17:35] ---
    Yeah. You just have to
    practice the breathing.
[17:42] ---
    When you get too tired,
[17:45] ---
    you rest your head on your
    shoulder and look back.
[17:47] ---
    Is that what's called "noshi" of
    the traditional samurai swimming style?
[17:52] ---
    How did you know that?
[17:54] ---
    I read that in the book called
[17:55] ---
    "Learn How to Swim in 3 Days"
    by Daigakkan!
[17:59] ---
    Feel the flow with your entire body.
[18:07] ---
    Don't try to inhale. Exhale instead.
[18:12] ---
    But if I keep on exhaling,
    I won't be able to breathe.
[18:15] ---
    You can't inhale unless you exhale.
[18:26] ---
    That's true! It's not hard at all!
[18:30] ---
    That's right. Very good.
[18:33] ---
    I am swimming!
[18:38] ---
    That's how I learned
    how to swim as well.
[18:46] ---
    That moment, it looked like
    Shigure-san smiled just for a second.
[18:52] ---
    Maybe it was just the light,
    but that moment,
[18:54] ---
    I really saw a smile on her
    face for the first time ever.
[19:02] ---
    You managed to learn
    how to swim in one day.
[19:06] ---
    Yes!
[19:08] ---
    Then you'll be okay, right?
[19:12] ---
    What?
[19:17] ---
    W-Wait, Wait!
    Hey, it's still too early!
[19:21] ---
    You said you'd be able to jump
    if you knew how to swim, right?
[19:25] ---
    Why is it that everyone
    wants to make me jump?
[19:28] ---
    Huh? Hey, look at that!
    He's up there!
[19:32] ---
    We looked everywhere
    in the mountains?
[19:34] ---
    I guess he was with Shigure-don.
[19:36] ---
    Oh? I wonder if he's
    going to try that again.
[19:39] ---
    Very well. Very well.
[19:41] ---
    W-W-W-W-Wait! Wait, Shigure-san!
[19:44] ---
    Big Brother!
[19:47] ---
    Down here!
[19:49] ---
    Jeez, that Honoka...
    Doing reckless things again!
[19:53] ---
    Hey, that's Honoka! Hey!
[19:56] ---
    Oh, my... Is she all right down there?
[19:58] ---
    Big Brother! Come on! Let's play!
[20:02] ---
    Huh? Whoa, dolphins! Cool!
    There are many of them!
[20:07] ---
    They're not... dolphins!
[20:09] ---
    What?
[20:20] ---
    --Apa!!
    --Sharks!
[20:21] ---
    Oh, no!
[20:22] ---
    Honoka!!
[20:30] ---
    Honoka!
[21:02] ---
    Why you!!
[21:11] ---
    Big Brother!
[21:30] ---
    Elder!
[21:46] ---
    There are more!
[21:52] ---
    Want some shark fin
    for dinner tonight?
[21:56] ---
    Phew... We're saved.
[22:05] ---
    I thought I was going to die...
[22:08] ---
    I'm very impressed, Ken-chan.
    You have a lot of courage.
[22:13] ---
    You know, I've been thinking
    about this for some time now...
[22:17] ---
    Yes?
[22:18] ---
    You remind me a little bit
    of myself when I was young.
[22:22] ---
    What?
[22:30] ---
    Honoka! Kenichi!
[22:34] ---
    Are you guys okay?
[22:40] ---
    "Daily Devotion"
[22:40] ---
    It's not bad to go crazy
[22:42] ---
    "Flap" "Flap"
[22:45] ---
    If it’s exciting I have to do it
[22:45] ---
    "I wonder when Miu actually trains."
[22:51] ---
    "Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?"
[22:51] ---
    Stop hesitating already
[22:52] ---
    "Swish"
[22:52] ---
    "She's training at all times!"
[22:54] ---
    "The kitchen knife doesn't
    cut so well anymore..."
[22:55] ---
    "You don't know what you're doing."
[22:58] ---
    Even when my smile
    is about to get cloudy
[22:58] ---
    "Shkeeen!"
[23:00] ---
    "Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!"
[23:03] ---
    "Split..."
[23:03] ---
    As long as I have faith
[23:05] ---
    "Is she a master
    swordsmith or what?"
[23:07] ---
    "Swimming club's determination!"
[23:08] ---
    I can do it
[23:09] ---
    "Ready!"
[23:12] ---
    "Hmph, you're in for serious water
    resistance with those big boobs!"
[23:12] ---
    Wow, wow
[23:15] ---
    "Beep!"
[23:15] ---
    The overflowing feelings that are
    dazzling and shining straight through
[23:15] ---
    "Whirl Whirl"
[23:18] ---
    "That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short."
[23:21] ---
    "The Titsy"
[23:22] ---
    will surely change into strong power
[23:27] ---
    "Gulp Gulp"
[23:27] ---
    "Honoka"
[23:27] ---
    "Fine! Bring it on!"
[23:27] ---
    I don't want to regret it
    without even trying it first, so...
[23:30] ---
    "Hog hog chomp chomp"
[23:30] ---
    "Hahaha, what's
    going on, Honoka?"
[23:30] ---
    "Trying to be a sumo wrestler?"
[23:33] ---
    "Shock!" "Wham!" "Yah!"
[23:33] ---
    "N-Nice dropkick..."
[23:33] ---
    As long as there's tomorrow
    I will keep going
[23:37] ---
    "The Mightiest Tochumaru"
[23:40] ---
    "Bam!"
[23:45] ---
    "That wasn't you." "Nah..."
[24:07] ---
    Now, Kenichi-kun! I know
    you've been waiting for this.
[24:09] ---
    Why don't we start the
    training for the real techniques?
[24:12] ---
    Master, can you please
    give me a little more time?
[24:15] ---
    What seems to be the problem?
[24:16] ---
    Even while you're
    procrastinating like this,
[24:18] ---
    those Ragnarok people are
    growing stronger and stronger.
[24:22] ---
    I just hope that it won't be too late.
[24:24] ---
    But, there's something that I have
    to settle within me no matter what.
[24:29] ---
    Otherwise I won't be
    able to go forward!

Season 1

E19 - The Strongest of the Ragnarok! Here come the Eight Greatest Fists!

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[00:09] ---
    Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
[00:14] ---
    Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
[00:17] ---
    Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
    Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
    Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
[00:36] ---
    Sono risouzou mune ni daki
[00:40] ---
    Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
    Wakime mo furazu
[00:48] ---
    Demo nakidashi soude
    nagedashitaku natte
[00:53] ---
    Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
    Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
    Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
    Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
    yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
[01:15] ---
    Tsuyoku nareru
[01:18] ---
    Tsuranukya iisa
[01:43] ---
    That's the end of this team.
[01:46] ---
    Another team that defies
    Ragnarok has now been eliminated.
[01:51] ---
    Mop up the remaining members.
[01:52] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[02:04] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[02:09] ---
    "Thus Spake Zarathustra"
[02:09] ---
    I think it's about time for Kenichi-kun
[02:11] ---
    to begin the training
    for the real techniques.
[02:15] ---
    What do you think?
[02:16] ---
    Well, it is a very harsh training,
    but I guess it's time.
[02:22] ---
    Hey, hey, it's not like
    Kenichi has the body for it.
[02:26] ---
    He's just a kid after all.
[02:27] ---
    If you rush him into the training...
[02:30] ---
    ...he'll die.
[02:31] ---
    If you take your time and train him,
    I think Kenichi can survive it.
[02:37] ---
    The only reason why Kenichi
    always looks like he's about to die
[02:40] ---
    is because everyone
    pushes him too hard.
[02:42] ---
    You should be the last
    person to make that comment.
[02:44] ---
    Um... Guys...
[02:48] ---
    Could you not talk about whether I would
    live or die when I'm in front of you?
[02:55] ---
    Well, I was just wondering
    what your take is on this matter.
[02:58] ---
    It's in-depth training for
    the techniques. What do you think?
[03:01] ---
    Is it very hard?
[03:02] ---
    Yes, it is.
[03:05] ---
    Can you please wait
    just a little longer?
[03:08] ---
    How long is "just a little longer"?
    Is it tomorrow?
[03:12] ---
    Akisame must be very anxious to...
[03:15] ---
    ...start the training.
[03:22] ---
    Training for the techniques, huh?
[03:25] ---
    Kenichi-kun!
[03:26] ---
    Hi! You look great!
[03:29] ---
    Takeda-san! Are you off to do roadwork?
[03:32] ---
    Yeah. I took advantage of
    the recovery of my left arm
[03:34] ---
    and joined the school's boxing club.
[03:38] ---
    So you've been avoiding the
    Ragnarok's "farewell beat-up"?
[03:42] ---
    Well, it seems that
    they've been pretty busy
[03:44] ---
    with the things
    within the organization.
[03:46] ---
    I guess they have
    other things to worry about.
[03:48] ---
    Oh, I see. So you're okay
    for the time being, huh?
[03:52] ---
    But if something
    happens... happens...
[03:54] ---
    I-I-I w-w-will...
    f-f-fight with you...
[03:58] ---
    It means a lot to me that
    you offered. But I'll be okay.
[04:01] ---
    I should take care
    of my own business!
[04:03] ---
    Well then. Say "hello"
    to your kick-ass girlfriend for me!
[04:10] ---
    Good luck!
[04:17] ---
    That's cold.
[04:19] ---
    Hey, Niijima!
    What were you doing there?!
[04:23] ---
    Hmph. I enter data at a place
    where no one can see me.
[04:27] ---
    Then do it somewhere else!
[04:29] ---
    Hmph. You sure are cold.
[04:32] ---
    Oh, yeah, Kenichi.
[04:34] ---
    Supposedly, Kisara Nanjo will be joining
    the Seven Greatest Fists in the near future.
[04:37] ---
    What? Who is "Kisara"?
[04:39] ---
    You don't know?!
[04:41] ---
    Well, I've heard her name
    a couple of times before,
[04:43] ---
    but I've never actually met her, so...
[04:45] ---
    What do I do with you?
    All right, let me tell you then.
[04:47] ---
    Kisara Nanjo. She's a
    second year student of our school.
[04:51] ---
    She's a female executive
    member who's been steadily
[04:53] ---
    gaining power in the Ragnarok.
[04:55] ---
    Sh-She's a student of this school?
[04:57] ---
    You really don't know anything, do you?
[05:00] ---
    She's the boss of all
    the guys who came after you!
[05:05] ---
    She's a female Taekwondo
    artist, who's known as "Valkyrie."
[05:10] ---
    "Valkyrie"? Isn't that the name of
    the goddess from Nordic Mythology
[05:13] ---
    that guides the souls of dead warriors?
[05:16] ---
    Well, you sure are very
    knowledgeable as usual
[05:18] ---
    when it comes to
    useless information. You're correct.
[05:20] ---
    Kisara takes in whomever she
    defeats and makes them her henchmen.
[05:26] ---
    Man! I knew that
    she'd advance pretty fast,
[05:29] ---
    but I never thought she'd make it
    into the Seven Greatest Fists this fast!
[05:32] ---
    What is "the Seven Greatest Fists"?
[05:34] ---
    It's an elite group of fighters,
[05:36] ---
    that are chosen among
    the best of the Ragnarok,
[05:39] ---
    that operate directly under
    the control of the Leader.
[05:43] ---
    These are the seven fighters
[05:44] ---
    who drive fear into the hearts of all
    the other fighters in the Ragnarok.
[05:47] ---
    They are the Seven Greatest Fists!
[05:47] ---
    "Seven Greatest Fists"
[05:49] ---
    Wait. If Kisara joins, that makes
    it "Eight Greatest Fists," I guess.
[05:53] ---
    Uh, that sounds pretty scary...
[05:55] ---
    You dimwit! Do you think it
    has nothing to do with you?
[05:57] ---
    She's gained power because
    you haven't defeated her already!
[06:01] ---
    It's none of your business!
[06:03] ---
    My plan is starting
    to derail slightly...
[06:07] ---
    What do you mean "your plan"?
[06:08] ---
    Well, anyway.
[06:10] ---
    You need to have a return match
    with Shinnosuke Tsuji and defeat him.
[06:12] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation Plan"
[06:14] ---
    What?
[06:14] ---
    I bet he's devastated right now,
[06:16] ---
    as Kisara stole the position
    of the Eighth Greatest Fist,
[06:19] ---
    that he's been
    seeking for a long time.
[06:23] ---
    That kind of makes me feel
    bad for that crazy hair guy.
[06:27] ---
    You moron!
[06:29] ---
    What makes you think you can
    afford to sympathize with that guy?
[06:32] ---
    Listen! The guy who's been
    appointed to take care
[06:34] ---
    of Takeda's "farewell beat-up"
    is... Shinnosuke Tsuji!
[06:38] ---
    If you defeat Tsuji, you might be
    able to take Tsuji off Takeda's back!
[06:44] ---
    And I'm willing to help
    you with that too.
[06:46] ---
    I might be able to help Takeda-san...
    The fight to help others...
[06:51] ---
    But if you lose, that'll be
    the end of everything.
[06:53] ---
    I'm going to collect more information
    on the Eight Greatest Fists and Tsuji.
[06:58] ---
    And while I do that, I want
    you to improve your skills. Later!
[07:01] ---
    It feels like I just got
    talked into this, but oh well...
[07:09] ---
    Kenichi-san, you seem to
    have gotten tougher lately.
[07:12] ---
    Well, I had to go through
    some hell on that isolated island.
[07:24] ---
    I never thought I'd have
    to fight a shark...
[07:27] ---
    Well, it's good to experience everything.
[07:29] ---
    But thanks to that,
    I gained a lot of courage!
[07:31] ---
    I feel like I can take
    on anything now.
[07:33] ---
    Even that crazy hair guy, you know!
[07:35] ---
    Oh, if that's the case, this is perfect!
    Speak of the devil.
[07:39] ---
    Huh?
[07:44] ---
    What do you want to do?
    Are you going to challenge him?
[07:47] ---
    W-W-W-Wait a minute!
[07:50] ---
    I don't think it'd hurt if we just
    watch and see what's going on here
[07:53] ---
    before I decide
    what I'm going to do.
[07:54] ---
    I guess you're right.
[07:56] ---
    I'll never approve of that!
    You're the Eighth Greatest Fist?!
[08:01] ---
    I thought that the physical skill level,
[08:03] ---
    is the only decisive factor for
    the ranking in the Ragnarok!
[08:05] ---
    That's right,
    and that's why I was chosen.
[08:08] ---
    What?
[08:09] ---
    Hmph!
[08:10] ---
    You bastard! Fine!
[08:13] ---
    Why don't we have a fight
    right here, right now?
[08:15] ---
    I'm not going to hold back
    just because you're a girl!
[08:17] ---
    Girl? What does that
    have to do with anything?
[08:28] ---
    Kenichi-san?
[08:33] ---
    Stop it!
[08:34] ---
    You crazy hair!
[08:41] ---
    Th-That was a pretty
    amazing surprise attack.
[08:44] ---
    Son of a bitch!
[08:45] ---
    How dare you?
[08:52] ---
    Well... That was a
    pretty good surprise attack.
[08:55] ---
    Amazing! He managed to
    defeat that crazy hair guy,
[08:58] ---
    and two other guys,
    all at one time.
[09:01] ---
    Although, that was a surprise attack.
[09:04] ---
    Um, are you okay?
[09:06] ---
    That was pretty good, kid.
[09:08] ---
    If I remember correctly, your name
    is Shirahama or something, right?
[09:10] ---
    Oh... Have we met somewhere before?
[09:13] ---
    You took care of my guys
    time after time, remember?
[09:16] ---
    Oh, yeah! How are you doing?
[09:18] ---
    I am Kisara... Kisara Nanjo.
[09:22] ---
    Huh?
[09:23] ---
    What? K-K-K-Kisara Nanjo?
[09:27] ---
    So you're the guy who defeated
    the "three technique trio"?
[09:32] ---
    I've been dying to fight
    you for quite some time.
[09:38] ---
    Well-developed quadriceps.
[09:40] ---
    I'd say her martial art style
    uses a lot of kicks.
[09:43] ---
    And the way she holds her
    stance to her advantage...
[09:47] ---
    I can tell she's a
    highly skilled fighter!
[09:49] ---
    Kenichi-san, don't let
    your guard down. She's good.
[09:53] ---
    What? "Don't let my
    guard down"? But she's a girl.
[09:57] ---
    Yeah, I'm a girl, but so what?
[09:59] ---
    Oh, it's just that it's against my
    policy to raise a hand against a girl.
[10:03] ---
    That makes it sound
    like I'm not a girl...
[10:07] ---
    Well, I mean, in your case,
    I can't even hit you.
[10:10] ---
    What? So you haven't
    even been trying to hit me?
[10:13] ---
    No, it's not that. I've been trying
    to touch your rather than hit you.
[10:16] ---
    "Touch me"?
[10:17] ---
    Huh? Well, um...
[10:24] ---
    Sex has nothing to do with this.
[10:26] ---
    Crap like that annoys
    me more than anything!
[10:30] ---
    You'd better not let
    it go to your head
[10:33] ---
    just because you defeated
    Tsuji with your surprise attack.
[10:35] ---
    What? Surprise attack?
[10:39] ---
    I-I'm so sorry! Wh-What have I done?
[10:42] ---
    W-Well, you only did it
    to protect a girl, so...
[10:46] ---
    Hey, you! You're wide open!
    Don't be looking away!
[10:49] ---
    I'm sorry! Please wake up!
[10:54] ---
    This kid sure throws me off...
[10:57] ---
    I've got stuff to do today.
    I guess I'll let you off for now.
[11:01] ---
    What?
[11:02] ---
    But you know what, kid?
[11:04] ---
    I'll take care of you along
    with Takeda sooner or later,
[11:06] ---
    so you'd better be prepared.
[11:08] ---
    What do you want from Takeda-san?
    You should leave him alone!
[11:13] ---
    I'll consider that
    if you can defeat me.
[11:25] ---
    This is a problem. I already
    told her that I won't fight girls.
[11:30] ---
    Even if you had fought,
    you would've been defeated.
[11:33] ---
    What?
[11:34] ---
    Technically speaking,
    her level is a lot higher than yours.
[11:37] ---
    She's quite experienced.
[11:45] ---
    That means I won't be able to help
    Takeda-san the way I am right now.
[11:51] ---
    I'd say you need to at least be good
    enough to score a point against me.
[11:54] ---
    Otherwise, you won't even
    be able to lay a finger on her.
[11:58] ---
    Maybe I should go ahead and start
    the in-depth training for the techniques...
[12:33] ---
    Are you over there? Come out!
[12:44] ---
    What the hell? Just one?
[12:46] ---
    No.
[12:51] ---
    It's eight of us.
[12:55] ---
    Those are gripples.
[12:56] ---
    Those are the gloves that are given
    only to the Ragnarok's greatest fighters...
[13:00] ---
    S-So they are the Eight Greatest Fists!
[13:04] ---
    That ain't funny!
[13:06] ---
    What the hell do you think you
    can do with only eight of you? Eh?
[13:09] ---
    I've got more than fifty men over here!
[13:11] ---
    I thought that today is the day
    to settle the score between us!
[13:13] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[13:14] ---
    It's not even necessary
    to use all eight of us,
[13:16] ---
    to take every single one of you out.
[13:18] ---
    What did you just say?
[13:19] ---
    We're actually here today to test out
    the abilities of our new member.
[13:23] ---
    The Sixth Greatest Fist, Hermit.
[13:25] ---
    The Fourth Greatest Fist, Loki.
[13:29] ---
    You two assist her.
[13:31] ---
    You son of a bitch!
    Are you trying to make fun of me?
[13:33] ---
    Hey, kill them all!
[13:42] ---
    J-Just three of them?
[14:07] ---
    Th-They wiped out fifty men
    with just three of them?
[14:09] ---
    Th-That's the Ragnarok's
    Eight Greatest Fists!
[14:21] ---
    Everyone! Breakfast is ready!
[14:27] ---
    Apa!
[14:29] ---
    Kenichi, you're still
    not ready to get on
[14:32] ---
    with the training for
    the techniques yet?
[14:35] ---
    Thank you for the food!
[14:37] ---
    Well, I have to go to school.
    Miu-san, let's hurry!
[14:40] ---
    What? We still have some time...
[14:42] ---
    Damn, he ran away.
[14:45] ---
    Good grief... What's the point
    in fearing new training
[14:48] ---
    after all the training
    he's gone through so far?
[14:51] ---
    So should we force him into it?
[14:53] ---
    Now, now. It doesn't help
    if you force something
[14:56] ---
    on someone who doesn't want it.
[14:58] ---
    Don't worry. He's a man who
    will always come around in the end.
[15:08] ---
    Yeah. I took advantage of the recovery
[15:11] ---
    of my left arm and joined
    the school's boxing club.
[15:14] ---
    These are the seven fighters
[15:15] ---
    who drive fear into the hearts of all
    the other fighters in the Ragnarok.
[15:18] ---
    "Seven Greatest Fists!"
[15:18] ---
    They are the Seven Greatest Fists!
[15:20] ---
    Wait. If Kisara joins, that makes
    it "Eight Greatest Fists," I guess.
[15:24] ---
    But you know what, kid?
[15:25] ---
    I'll take care of you along
    with Takeda sooner or later,
[15:28] ---
    so you'd better be prepared.
[15:30] ---
    Even if you had fought,
    you would've been defeated.
[15:42] ---
    What's the matter?
    Is something bothering you?
[15:46] ---
    Not really... I was wondering if
    the training for the techniques
[15:48] ---
    will be harder than
    the current training.
[15:50] ---
    That's strange. Usually people
    would be happy to move on
[15:53] ---
    to the practical training
    from the basic training.
[15:59] ---
    To tell you the truth,
[16:00] ---
    it's not just that I'm simply
    scared of harsh training.
[16:03] ---
    What?
[16:04] ---
    You know I'm not talented.
[16:06] ---
    Well, yeah...
[16:09] ---
    You know, I've been
    training like hell until today.
[16:12] ---
    If I learned the techniques,
    but didn't get stronger at all,
[16:16] ---
    I figure that the masters
    would be very disappointed in me.
[16:20] ---
    Actually that's what
    I'm afraid of the most.
[16:22] ---
    I don't think they'd be
    disappointed in you at all!
[16:25] ---
    What?
[16:26] ---
    Because to be disappointed in
    someone means to give up on someone.
[16:29] ---
    The words "give up" are not in
    their vocabularies, you know!
[16:34] ---
    Y-You're right!
[16:35] ---
    All it means is that the
    training will get tougher, I think.
[16:38] ---
    What?
[16:40] ---
    If that's the case, I just want them to
    go ahead and give up on me already!
[16:43] ---
    Turn to your right!
[16:46] ---
    Don't be showing up
    out of the blue, you alien!
[16:48] ---
    Do not go down this street.
    Turn to your right!
[16:52] ---
    I don't understand
    what you're talking about!
[16:54] ---
    Move! And go back to
    the planet you came from!
[16:56] ---
    Actually, Shinnosuke Tsuji has been
    waiting for you down this street ahead!
[17:00] ---
    You'd better turn back!
[17:01] ---
    What, that crazy hair guy is...
[17:03] ---
    He's very pissed off that you,
[17:05] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama, defeated
    him with a surprise attack!
[17:09] ---
    Well, you did it to protect a girl, so...
[17:12] ---
    Not only that,
[17:13] ---
    I added lots of extra icing on
    the news about your victory against him,
[17:15] ---
    "Ragnarok's Shinnosuke Tsuji Defeated?!"
[17:16] ---
    so that he'd never be
    able to recover from it!
[17:19] ---
    Being dumped by his
    own men from his own group,
[17:22] ---
    he's so outraged right now
    that he could even kill a lion!
[17:26] ---
    You'd better turn back
    and take a detour!
[17:27] ---
    How could you do
    that to me? You devil!
[17:30] ---
    You information junkie!
    You're the worst kind of alien!
[17:32] ---
    Go on! Praise me more!
[17:35] ---
    Anyway, get out of my way!
    I need to talk to that crazy hair guy.
[17:38] ---
    You idiot! I just warned you that
    he's down the street, waiting for you!
[17:42] ---
    Are you stupid or what?
[17:44] ---
    I have to go and see him!
[17:46] ---
    Shut up! He's really strong
    once he gets pissed off!
[17:49] ---
    It's as clear as day
    that you'll lose to him!
[17:52] ---
    Don't waste the win you
    earned with that sneak attack.
[17:55] ---
    I don't care what you say!
    I'm still going!
[17:57] ---
    If I turn around right now,
    that means I'm running away!
[18:01] ---
    A-At this rate my
    magnificent plan will be...
[18:06] ---
    If you insist on going down this street,
    you'll have to defeat me first!
[18:13] ---
    With no hesitation...
[18:18] ---
    Go ahead and get killed, you asshole!
[18:22] ---
    --You dumb ass, hopeless, son of a bitch!
    --That guy is always funny.
[18:26] ---
    Boss, that's him!
[18:27] ---
    Huh?
[18:28] ---
    There you are, you coward!
[18:30] ---
    I'll pay you back for what
    you did to me the other day!
[18:33] ---
    I've heard that you've been running
    your mouth about it all over the place!
[18:36] ---
    Thanks to you, my crew is gone!
    And all that's left are these two guys.
[18:40] ---
    It's all your fault!
[18:42] ---
    I apologize about that surprise attack!
[18:44] ---
    But, Mr. Crazy Hair,
    about the false information--
[18:47] ---
    Who the hell are you
    calling "crazy hair"?
[18:48] ---
    You damn bastard!
    You frickin' son of a bitch!
[18:51] ---
    I'm not interested in
    your sorry excuses!
[18:52] ---
    All I want is one thing!
[18:54] ---
    I want you to fight me
    fair and square again!
[19:00] ---
    Fine.
[19:01] ---
    If I fight like I should, I'll win!
[19:11] ---
    You're very proper as usual, Shirahama!
[19:24] ---
    --Boss!
    --Boss!
[19:28] ---
    I-I blew him away!
[19:31] ---
    That's good kung fu for starting
    the training for the techniques!
[19:35] ---
    What? "Kung fu"?
[19:37] ---
    It means you've realized
[19:38] ---
    the power and strength derived
    from your training so far.
[19:43] ---
    The fact that they're suggesting for you
    to start the training for the techniques,
[19:46] ---
    means that basically, you already
    have enough strength to endure it.
[19:51] ---
    I've been going at it
    like crazy without even having
[19:52] ---
    a moment to think about it...
[19:54] ---
    Ryozanpaku sure is
    something to be feared!
[19:57] ---
    Boss!
[19:58] ---
    Boss Tsuji!
[20:04] ---
    Are you okay?
[20:07] ---
    What the hell happened to me?
[20:10] ---
    I-I see... I was completely defeated.
    I won't make excuses this time.
[20:15] ---
    You two should go
    and join some other team!
[20:17] ---
    You won't gain anything by
    sticking with me any longer!
[20:20] ---
    Come on, Boss!
[20:21] ---
    But we're your bodyguards!
[20:24] ---
    All those guys that I used to
    have under me are now gone!!
[20:27] ---
    And I have been defeated
    in such a disgraceful way!
[20:31] ---
    The Tsuji crew is finished.
[20:34] ---
    A man's worth is determined by
    how many guys he has under him.
[20:38] ---
    Now, I have nothing left for me!
[20:41] ---
    --Boss!
    --Boss!
[20:44] ---
    What are you talking about?
[20:47] ---
    What?
[20:48] ---
    You have something far
    greater than a hundred henchmen.
[20:54] ---
    Friends you can trust!
    That's right, you have two of them!
[21:02] ---
    Kenichi!
[21:04] ---
    I knew you would win for sure!
[21:07] ---
    I've always believed that you're that
    kind of guy from the very beginning!
[21:10] ---
    On the other hand, my friend is...
[21:12] ---
    He's right! You still have us!
[21:15] ---
    Boss! Let's rebuild the crew!
[21:18] ---
    You two...
[21:20] ---
    All right, then! The Tsuji crew will
    temporarily separate from Ragnarok!
[21:24] ---
    Yes, sir!
[21:25] ---
    I'm with you wherever you go!
[21:29] ---
    Hey, Shirahama.
[21:30] ---
    Yes?
[21:31] ---
    Your other friend, that Takeda...
[21:34] ---
    I heard that they're going to carry
    out the "farewell beat-up" for him soon.
[21:37] ---
    What?
[21:38] ---
    The group that's going
    to do it is the Kisara crew.
[21:40] ---
    And as a witness there's
    going to be another person
[21:42] ---
    from the Eight Greatest Fists.
[21:44] ---
    Another person from
    the Eight Greatest Fists?
[21:46] ---
    The Sixth Greatest Fist, AKA Hermit!
[21:51] ---
    Be sure to watch out
    for that guy. Later!
[21:55] ---
    H-Hermit...
[21:57] ---
    Do you know him, Niijima?
[21:59] ---
    Yeah... I saw it. I saw
    the Eight Greatest Fists!
[22:03] ---
    Just three of them
    managed to wipe out 50 men!
[22:10] ---
    Kenichi-san?
[22:19] ---
    We're back!
[22:21] ---
    Oh? Welcome back, you two.
[22:24] ---
    Master Koetsuji!
[22:25] ---
    Huh?
[22:26] ---
    Starting today,
[22:27] ---
    I'd like to ask you to start the
    in-depth training for the techniques!
[22:31] ---
    I don't know what happened,
[22:32] ---
    but the look in your eyes is completely
    different from the one from this morning.
[22:36] ---
    Well, shall we begin?
[22:38] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:39] ---
    Hacha mecha shichau
    nomo waruku wa nai
[22:40] ---
    "Daily Devotion"
[22:42] ---
    "Flap" "Flap"
[22:45] ---
    Waku waku dekiru nara yarukkya nai
[22:45] ---
    "I wonder when Miu actually trains."
[22:51] ---
    "Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?"
[22:51] ---
    Itsumademo mayowanaide
[22:52] ---
    "Swish"
[22:52] ---
    "She's training at all times!"
[22:54] ---
    "The kitchen knife doesn't
    cut so well anymore..."
[22:55] ---
    "You don't know what you're doing."
[22:58] ---
    Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
[22:58] ---
    "Shkeeen!"
[23:00] ---
    "Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!"
[23:03] ---
    "Split..."
[23:03] ---
    Shinjiru kimochi areba
[23:05] ---
    "Is she a master
    swordsmith or what?"
[23:07] ---
    "Swimming club's determination!"
[23:08] ---
    Yareru kara
[23:09] ---
    "Ready!"
[23:12] ---
    "Hmph, you're in for serious water
    resistance with those big boobs!"
[23:12] ---
    Wow, wow
[23:15] ---
    "Beep!"
[23:15] ---
    Kira kira massugu hikaru
    afureru omoi wa
[23:15] ---
    "Whirl Whirl"
[23:18] ---
    "That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short."
[23:21] ---
    "The Titsy"
[23:22] ---
    Kitto tsuyoi pawaa ni kawaru
[23:27] ---
    "Honoka"
[23:27] ---
    "Gulp Gulp"
[23:27] ---
    "Fine! Bring it on!"
[23:27] ---
    Yaranaide koukai shitaku naikara sou
[23:30] ---
    "Hahaha, what's
    going on, Honoka?"
[23:30] ---
    "Hog hog chomp chomp"
[23:30] ---
    "Trying to be a sumo wrestler?"
[23:33] ---
    "Shock!" "Wham!" "Yah!"
[23:33] ---
    "N-Nice dropkick..."
[23:33] ---
    Ashita ga aru kagiri susumunda
[23:37] ---
    "The Mightiest Tochumaru"
[23:39] ---
    "Bam!"
[23:45] ---
    "That wasn't you." "Nah..."
[24:07] ---
    Takeda-san, the people of the Ragnarok
    are really planning to destroy you!
[24:11] ---
    Please be careful!
[24:12] ---
    Hmm, is that so?
    Thanks for the warning!
[24:16] ---
    And, this is my cell phone number.
    Call me if anything happens to you!
[24:20] ---
    Wow, it's like we're dating or something!
    You're making me blush!
[24:24] ---
    But seriously, you don't
    have to do this. I'll be fine.
[24:28] ---
    Takeda-san is a very
    important friend to me.
[24:30] ---
    No matter what happens to
    him I promise I'll protect him!

Season 1

E20 - Takeda in Danger! The Rules of Revenge!

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[00:09] ---
    I always found an excuse
[00:14] ---
    so I didn't have to deal
    with what I didn't like
[00:17] ---
    It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
[00:27] ---
    No matter what kind of master they are
[00:32] ---
    they didn't become
    masters just in one day
[00:36] ---
    Embrace the ideal image in the heart
[00:40] ---
    Without saying meaningless things
[00:45] ---
    Without looking aside
[00:48] ---
    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
[00:53] ---
    and losing to my own weakness
[00:58] ---
    I put myself in a bird cage
[01:02] ---
    and push it into the valley
[01:06] ---
    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
[01:15] ---
    I can be strong
[01:18] ---
    I just have to stick to it
[01:34] ---
    Are you over there? Come out!
[01:45] ---
    What the hell? Just one?
[01:48] ---
    No.
[01:52] ---
    It's eight of us.
[01:54] ---
    The Sixth Greatest Fist, Hermit.
[01:56] ---
    The Fourth Greatest Fist, Loki.
[02:01] ---
    You two assist her.
[02:24] ---
    You idiot! I just warned you that
    he's down the street, waiting for you!
[02:28] ---
    Are you stupid or what?
[02:30] ---
    I have to go and see him!
[02:32] ---
    Shut up! He's really strong
    once he gets pissed off!
[02:35] ---
    It's as clear as day
    that you'll lose to him!
[02:38] ---
    Don't waste the win you
    earned with that sneak attack.
[02:41] ---
    I don't care what you say!
    I'm still going!
[02:43] ---
    If I turn around right now,
    that means I'm running away!
[02:47] ---
    If I fight like I should, I'll win!
[02:54] ---
    You're very proper as usual, Shirahama!
[03:04] ---
    You have something far
    greater than a hundred henchmen.
[03:11] ---
    Friends you can trust!
    That's right, you have two of them!
[03:16] ---
    Hey, Shirahama.
[03:17] ---
    Yes?
[03:18] ---
    Your other friend, that Takeda...
[03:21] ---
    I heard that they're going to carry
    out the "farewell beat-up" for him soon.
[03:24] ---
    What?
[03:26] ---
    The group that's going
    to do it is the Kisara crew.
[03:27] ---
    And as a witness there's
    going to be another person
[03:29] ---
    from the Eight Greatest Fists.
[03:31] ---
    Another person from
    the Eight Greatest Fists?
[03:33] ---
    The Sixth Greatest Fist, AKA Hermit!
[03:38] ---
    Be sure to watch out
    for that guy. Later!
[03:43] ---
    H-Hermit...
[03:45] ---
    Do you know him, Niijima?
[03:46] ---
    Yeah... I saw it. I saw
    the Eight Greatest Fists!
[03:51] ---
    Just three of them
    managed to wipe out fifty men!
[03:57] ---
    Master Koetsuji!
[03:58] ---
    Huh?
[03:59] ---
    Starting today,
[04:00] ---
    I'd like to ask you to start
    the in-depth training for the techniques!
[04:04] ---
    I don't know what happened,
[04:05] ---
    but the look in your eyes is completely
    different from the one from this morning.
[04:09] ---
    Well, shall we begin?
[04:10] ---
    Yes, sir!
[04:17] ---
    "Boxing Club"
[04:22] ---
    Anyway, just be careful!
[04:24] ---
    Supposedly, the Ragnarok
    has been planning to carry out
[04:27] ---
    a "farewell beat-up" on you, in
    the near future, for leaving them!
[04:31] ---
    Oh, is that right?
[04:32] ---
    Come on! Don't act like
    this is other people's problem!
[04:35] ---
    Takeda-san, you need to
    take this a little more seriously--
[04:38] ---
    Some things are just unavoidable
    no matter how careful you are.
[04:42] ---
    What?
[04:43] ---
    Kenichi-san.
[04:44] ---
    Oh, Miu-san.
[04:46] ---
    I saw stuff like this
    has been distributed.
[04:48] ---
    "Koryo High Newspapers
    Sweeping Victory for Shirahama!"
[04:52] ---
    That's impressive.
[04:54] ---
    I-It's a composite picture!
[04:56] ---
    Do you know how widely
    these have been distributed?
[04:58] ---
    I'd say the entire school.
[05:00] ---
    Just what the heck is Niijima
    plotting by doing stuff like this?
[05:03] ---
    Extra edition!
[05:05] ---
    "Boxing Club"
[05:05] ---
    Extra! Extra!
[05:07] ---
    Oh?
[05:08] ---
    Niijima!
[05:13] ---
    Hey, he ran away!
[05:14] ---
    Wait, you alien!
[05:18] ---
    Damn it! He sure runs fast!
[05:22] ---
    Good legs!
[05:23] ---
    Anyway, try not to go
    outside much for a while.
[05:27] ---
    And, this is my cell phone number.
[05:30] ---
    If they start attacking you,
    call me as soon as possible!
[05:33] ---
    I'll be right there!
[05:34] ---
    Wow, it's like we're dating or something.
[05:37] ---
    You make me blush.
[05:39] ---
    But you know what?
[05:42] ---
    I'd rather have your
    cell phone number instead.
[05:45] ---
    Takeda-san!
[05:53] ---
    All right!
[05:56] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[05:57] ---
    There you are.
[05:59] ---
    All right! We will now begin the
    in-depth training for the techniques!
[06:03] ---
    Yes, sir!
[06:05] ---
    Let's start with karate. Strike me!
[06:08] ---
    Yes, sir!
[06:17] ---
    You deflect the enemy's attack downward,
    and with the deflecting hand,
[06:19] ---
    you come back up
    and hit him in the chin.
[06:23] ---
    It's a way to fight
    someone with just one hand.
[06:27] ---
    From now on, you'll probably find yourself
    fighting many people all by yourself.
[06:32] ---
    And if you have to fight each of them
    with both hands in a situation like that,
[06:36] ---
    you'll never have the
    time to deal with them all.
[06:40] ---
    Next, I'll show you my techniques!
[06:42] ---
    Yes, sir!
[06:51] ---
    Apa...
[06:54] ---
    I apologize if you end up dying.
[06:56] ---
    I thought about all
    kinds of different stuff
[06:58] ---
    and reached a very sad
    conclusion at the end. Apapa...
[07:02] ---
    --Oww, oww, oww! Help me! Help me!
[07:04] ---
    --It's actually dangerous,
    --Oww, oww, oww! Help me! Help me!
[07:05] ---
    --so I'll take your place for this.
    --Oww, oww, oww! Help me! Help me!
[07:09] ---
    Watch very carefully.
[07:12] ---
    Let's go, Apachai!
[07:15] ---
    Apapapapapapa!
[07:18] ---
    Apa!
[07:24] ---
    Back roundhouse strike.
[07:26] ---
    Wow, that was close.
[07:28] ---
    If that were Kenichi,
[07:29] ---
    he would've been dead with
    a cracked skull for sure.
[07:33] ---
    "Back roundhouse strike"?
[07:35] ---
    It's a spinning elbow attack.
[07:36] ---
    Right. It's a slightly difficult technique.
[07:39] ---
    Now, why don't I show
    you something as well?
[07:46] ---
    First, attack your opponent
    with the side of your hand.
[07:50] ---
    Now he's wide open,
    so hit him in the side.
[07:53] ---
    Then grab his and twist it!
[07:54] ---
    Oww!
[07:55] ---
    Then strike the back of his
    head with the side of your hand!
[07:57] ---
    And at the same time
    strike him with your knee!
[07:59] ---
    Then throw him!
[08:01] ---
    And, if you can stop his movement
    completely by using your legs,
[08:04] ---
    you can use your hand to...
[08:09] ---
    ...deliver a finishing blow!
[08:12] ---
    That was a special
    combination technique,
[08:13] ---
    which enabled me to strike
    my opponent with four critical hits
[08:16] ---
    from the beginning to the end.
[08:19] ---
    I feel sorry for the person
    who has to receive that!
[08:23] ---
    Hmm... It seems like Akisame-don
    is getting into the swing of it.
[08:26] ---
    Well, I guess I should, too...
[08:28] ---
    P-Please give me a break,
    Master! I mean, seriously!
[08:32] ---
    Hmm... When it comes to the
    in-depth training for the techniques,
[08:36] ---
    things are going to be more intense
    and concentrated compared to before.
[08:39] ---
    I guess Shigure-don and I
    won't get to teach you today.
[08:43] ---
    What?
[08:44] ---
    I'm sick of waiting...
    I'm sick of waiting...
[08:50] ---
    All the techniques that Master Sakaki
[08:51] ---
    and the other masters have
    shown me before are so hard.
[08:53] ---
    I'm not sure if I can
    master them all...
[08:55] ---
    I just don't think
    I have that kind of talent...
[09:02] ---
    Don't worry. No talent is needed.
[09:04] ---
    You just have to learn
    a little bit at a time, step-by-step.
[09:08] ---
    What?
[09:09] ---
    Don't tell me he can see through
    what's going on in my head!
[09:12] ---
    Now, as a starter,
[09:14] ---
    let's practice these techniques
    a thousand times each.
[09:16] ---
    No way! "A thousand times each"?
[09:21] ---
    Akisame-san, you have a
    visitor waiting at your clinic.
[09:24] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[09:25] ---
    Ikki Takeda-kun has
    a bone-setting appointment with me.
[09:28] ---
    What?
[09:29] ---
    Well, I'm going to head to my clinic.
    You guys can take care of the rest.
[09:34] ---
    --Sure thing!
    --All right!
[09:36] ---
    Takeda-san... I told him not
    to go outside so many times...
[09:41] ---
    "Koetsuji Bonesetter's Clinic"
[09:47] ---
    It looks pretty good.
[09:48] ---
    Yeah, you can tell?
[09:52] ---
    Doctor.
[09:53] ---
    What? Is something bothering you?
[09:55] ---
    What?
[09:56] ---
    I haven't told him anything yet,
[09:58] ---
    but this guy sure is quick
    to catch on, as usual...
[10:01] ---
    Can you believe that I'm going
    to destroy this body again
[10:03] ---
    after I worked so hard
    to recover and retrain?
[10:07] ---
    Martial arts sure are funny things.
[10:11] ---
    People are born and then they die.
[10:14] ---
    If that's the case,
[10:14] ---
    it'd be much easier if you were
    never born in the first place.
[10:18] ---
    I used to think that way.
[10:22] ---
    But the question is what
    you can do while you're alive.
[10:26] ---
    I don't care if I destroy
    my body through boxing!
[10:28] ---
    I won't regret that!
[10:30] ---
    But if it gets destroyed by
    that stupid "farewell beat-up," I--
[10:32] ---
    Don't fight with the assumption
    that you're going to lose in the end.
[10:35] ---
    No one has managed to leave
    the Ragnarok safely before!
[10:38] ---
    It's easy for you
    to say that because
[10:40] ---
    you have no idea
    how ferocious they are!
[10:42] ---
    Good grief... Come with me.
    I'll show you something good.
[10:47] ---
    What?
[10:54] ---
    Man, this place is falling apart.
[10:56] ---
    You're too slow!
[11:00] ---
    Kenichi-kun!
[11:02] ---
    How many times do I have to tell you?
[11:03] ---
    You deflect the oncoming hit downward,
[11:06] ---
    and you use that same movement to quickly
    strike back at your opponent's chin!
[11:08] ---
    This is just the first technique!
[11:10] ---
    If you're not willing
    to learn, then just quit!
[11:12] ---
    Please continue, Master Sakaki!
[11:15] ---
    I want to master the technique
    as quickly as I can!
[11:18] ---
    That's the attitude of
    our First Disciple! Come!
[11:22] ---
    Yes, sir!
[11:23] ---
    He's taking the extreme
    and almost reckless training,
[11:26] ---
    so that he'll be able to protect you.
[11:28] ---
    What?
[11:29] ---
    Do it before you get
    hit by the counterpunch!
[11:33] ---
    Faster!
[11:33] ---
    Unlike you, he has no talent
    as a martial artist whatsoever.
[11:39] ---
    However, he's never given up like you.
[11:44] ---
    P-Please continue!
[11:46] ---
    Now you understand?
[11:48] ---
    You're not alone.
[11:50] ---
    And as long as he hangs in there,
    you should never give up.
[11:59] ---
    Kenichi-kun is an interesting guy.
[12:02] ---
    He may seem timid, but he'd turn
    around and do something completely daring.
[12:10] ---
    Honoka!
[12:13] ---
    He may seem gutless at times,
[12:14] ---
    but he'd turn around
    and prepare himself for anything.
[12:17] ---
    Starting today,
[12:18] ---
    I'd like to ask you to start the in-depth
    training for the techniques!
[12:21] ---
    Actually I've started to understand
    his behavioral principle lately.
[12:26] ---
    What? What would that be?
[12:30] ---
    Basically, Kenichi
    Shirahama-kun is...
[12:33] ---
    Too slow!
[12:35] ---
    ...a man who exerts his "true courage"
[12:37] ---
    when he's fighting to protect
    someone he cares about!
[13:03] ---
    You did it.
[13:07] ---
    Apapapapa!
[13:14] ---
    Apapa!
[13:19] ---
    I'm not gonna die!
    I-I'm not gonna die!
[13:23] ---
    Man, he's completely lost it.
[13:27] ---
    "The one who's responsible"
[13:27] ---
    Apa...
[13:31] ---
    Hey! You put a fold
    in my favorite book!
[13:34] ---
    You need to use a bookmark.
[13:36] ---
    Not yet?
[13:39] ---
    I'm at a hot spring!
[13:40] ---
    Miu-san, Shigure-san, would
    you like me to wash your back?
[13:44] ---
    This is also a resident disciple's job!
[13:54] ---
    Come on, man!
    Snap out of it already!
[13:57] ---
    Huh?
[13:59] ---
    You're finally back to normal.
[14:00] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[14:04] ---
    Kenichi-san, Takeda-san is leaving.
[14:08] ---
    What? Takeda-san was here?
[14:11] ---
    Takeda-san!
[14:13] ---
    Hi, Kenichi-kun! Are you done
    with your training already?
[14:16] ---
    What? W-Were you watching?
[14:19] ---
    You should've let me
    know that you were here!
[14:22] ---
    I brought him here.
[14:24] ---
    What?
[14:25] ---
    Oh, besides, I've already
    told you many times,
[14:28] ---
    that you shouldn't go
    outside by yourself for a while!
[14:30] ---
    He had no choice.
[14:32] ---
    He had an appointment
    with me today for treatment.
[14:35] ---
    Right, I understand that, but...
[14:37] ---
    Oh, yeah! My cell phone number
    that I gave you at school...
[14:41] ---
    Did you save that to your phone?
[14:43] ---
    Huh? Oh...
[14:44] ---
    Come on! Let me see your cell phone!
[14:49] ---
    Jeez... You never listen to me, do you?
[14:53] ---
    Hey, hey...
[14:54] ---
    Here. I put it on speed dial!
[14:57] ---
    Whoopee! That's the first time I've ever
    given my cell phone number to anyone!
[15:01] ---
    I'm really excited!
[15:03] ---
    Anyway, call me if
    anything happens to you!
[15:08] ---
    That's a promise, okay!
[15:10] ---
    All right.
[15:12] ---
    Thank you, Kenichi-kun.
[15:15] ---
    Please be careful!
[15:19] ---
    You're not alone.
[15:20] ---
    And as long as he hangs in there,
    you should never give up.
[15:32] ---
    Come on, Ken-chan!
    I didn't know you had a cell phone.
[15:35] ---
    Check out mine. It's the latest model.
[15:37] ---
    Whoa, so cool!
[15:38] ---
    I want a cell phone, too!
    Buy me one! Buy me one!
[15:42] ---
    We don't have that kind
    of extra money right now.
[15:45] ---
    There, there.
[15:47] ---
    Here. Knock yourself
    out with this mobile phone.
[15:50] ---
    Apa!
[15:51] ---
    Don't rip out the telephone cord!
[15:54] ---
    Wanna switch?
[15:55] ---
    No way!
[16:27] ---
    Come out! I know
    you're hiding there!
[16:48] ---
    Yo, Takeda of the punches.
[16:51] ---
    Hey, Kisara-chan!
    It's been a while!
[16:54] ---
    It's Kisara-sama, you traitor!
[16:58] ---
    All right, guys! Get him!
[17:01] ---
    Hold it.
[17:02] ---
    Huh?
[17:03] ---
    I'll do it.
[17:05] ---
    Ukita...
[17:07] ---
    I guess I have no choice.
[17:14] ---
    What, are you going to
    call the police or something?
[17:17] ---
    Promise, huh?
[17:19] ---
    But I don't think I can call you.
[17:27] ---
    Takeda, you've always been a
    weirdo as long as I've known you.
[17:30] ---
    I've seen you praise your
    opponent after a fight...
[17:34] ---
    You did a good job.
    So don't worry about it!
[17:37] ---
    Or get pissed off with me
    when I used an unfair method.
[17:41] ---
    I don't think going after his
    balls is proper in a man-to-man fight!
[17:45] ---
    We used to be known as
    the "Three Technique Trio",
[17:48] ---
    but you were always
    a sportsman to the core
[17:51] ---
    while we were just a bunch of thugs.
[17:53] ---
    We were never on the same page.
[17:55] ---
    Man, you really are annoying.
[17:59] ---
    Hmph.
[18:00] ---
    Too bad. Because I never hated you.
[18:13] ---
    Ukita! What the hell are you doing?
[18:26] ---
    What are you trying to pull?
[18:30] ---
    As of right now, Ukita of the throws
    breaks all ties with Ragnarok!
[18:34] ---
    If you've got a problem
    with that, then bring it on!
[18:38] ---
    Ukita, you...
[18:40] ---
    F-Fool! I'm not doing this for you!
[18:44] ---
    I decided that I want
    to go back as well.
[18:46] ---
    I don't want to be some delinquent
    anymore, but practice judo again!
[18:49] ---
    However, I think you
    already know this, but...
[18:52] ---
    No one has managed to leave
    the Ragnarok safely before, right?
[18:56] ---
    I already know what I'm dealing with!
[18:59] ---
    Even if we're in for a bad one,
[19:00] ---
    we should show them
    what we're made of!
[19:02] ---
    By nailing as many guys as we can!
[19:05] ---
    I don't want to fight like that.
[19:07] ---
    What?
[19:09] ---
    "Don't fight with the assumption
    that you're going to lose in the end."
[19:12] ---
    By Akisame!
[19:15] ---
    Damn, you are annoying for real!
[19:20] ---
    I can't stand this!
[19:21] ---
    Men make me feel like suffocating!
[19:26] ---
    Ukita, as you wish,
[19:29] ---
    I'll include you in this
    "farewell beat-up" right here, right now!
[19:31] ---
    Get them!
[20:00] ---
    Here it comes! Good!
    He really called me!
[20:04] ---
    Hello! We have you kid.
[20:06] ---
    A-Apachai-san!
[20:08] ---
    Huh? No one's talking.
[20:10] ---
    Just give me that!
[20:12] ---
    Takeda-san, what's the matter?
    Is everything all right?
[20:18] ---
    What's going on?
[20:20] ---
    How come he's not answering?
[20:21] ---
    Let me see.
[20:26] ---
    Oh, I guess, for some reason,
    it speed-dialed you.
[20:30] ---
    I hear something
    like people's voices.
[20:33] ---
    It sure sounded like
    they were fighting.
[20:35] ---
    Can you trace it?
    Can you trace it?
[20:36] ---
    --Shh!
    --Apa...
[20:38] ---
    --Takeda, we'll frickin' kill you!
[20:39] ---
    --Takeda...
    --Takeda, we'll frickin' kill you!
[20:41] ---
    --Frickin' kill you...
    --Takeda, we'll frickin' kill you!
[20:42] ---
    --Ukita, you, too!
[20:43] ---
    --Ukita...
    --Ukita, you, too!
[20:45] ---
    --You too... or something...
    --Ukita, you, too!
[20:47] ---
    I-I knew it!
[20:48] ---
    Hey, did you trace it?
    I said, "Did you trace it?"
[20:51] ---
    My cell phone doesn't do that!
    It doesn't trace a call!
[20:54] ---
    Apa...
[20:56] ---
    Actually that's not entirely true.
[20:58] ---
    --What?
    --Apa?
[20:59] ---
    Everyone, stay quiet.
[21:08] ---
    I can kind of hear the sound of
    a train going over elevated tracks.
[21:12] ---
    Miu, bring me the
    student registry and the map!
[21:15] ---
    The student registry and the map?
[21:17] ---
    We can find the route he would
    take from Ryozanpaku to his home,
[21:19] ---
    and where that route might
    intersect with elevated train tracks.
[21:22] ---
    Okay! I'll bring them right now!
[21:25] ---
    That makes sense!
[21:27] ---
    Master Ma! Now I have
    a better opinion about you!
[21:29] ---
    "Better opinion"?
[21:30] ---
    Does that mean that he didn't have
    a good opinion about me before?
[21:33] ---
    I'm hurt...
[21:40] ---
    Take that!
[21:41] ---
    Jab, jab, jab!
    This is the "illusive left"!
[21:49] ---
    Takeda of the punches.
[21:50] ---
    They used to call you that even
    when you only used your right...
[21:57] ---
    It's too bad. It seems like a
    waste to destroy a man like you.
[22:02] ---
    I heard the rumors about you.
    So you got promoted, huh, Kisara-chan?
[22:09] ---
    The Eighth Greatest Fist of
    the Ragnarok, Kisara Nanjo...
[22:13] ---
    You are a formidable opponent,
[22:15] ---
    but you can be sure that I have no
    intention of letting you destroy me!
[22:21] ---
    He's probably fighting against...
[22:26] ---
    But you know what, kid?
[22:28] ---
    I'll take care of you along
    with Takeda sooner or later,
[22:30] ---
    so you'd better be prepared.
[22:32] ---
    Why? Why didn't you
    call me, Takeda-san?
[22:39] ---
    "Daily Devotion"
[22:39] ---
    It's not bad to go crazy
[22:42] ---
    "Flap" "Flap"
[22:45] ---
    If it’s exciting I have to do it
[22:45] ---
    "I wonder when Miu actually trains."
[22:50] ---
    "Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?"
[22:50] ---
    Stop hesitating already
[22:52] ---
    "Swish"
[22:52] ---
    "She's training at all times!"
[22:54] ---
    "The kitchen knife doesn't
    cut so well anymore..."
[22:55] ---
    "You don't know what you're doing."
[22:57] ---
    Even when my smile
    is about to get cloudy
[22:57] ---
    "Shkeeen!"
[23:00] ---
    "Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!"
[23:03] ---
    "Split..."
[23:03] ---
    As long as I have faith
[23:05] ---
    "Is she a master
    swordsmith or what?"
[23:07] ---
    "Swimming club's determination!"
[23:07] ---
    I can do it
[23:09] ---
    "Ready!"
[23:11] ---
    "Hmph, you're in for serious water
    resistance with those big boobs!"
[23:11] ---
    Wow, wow
[23:14] ---
    "Beep!"
[23:14] ---
    The overflowing feelings that are
    dazzling and shining straight through
[23:15] ---
    "Whirl Whirl"
[23:17] ---
    "That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short."
[23:21] ---
    "The Titsy"
[23:21] ---
    will surely change into strong power
[23:27] ---
    "Fine! Bring it on!"
[23:27] ---
    "Honoka"
[23:27] ---
    "Gulp Gulp"
[23:27] ---
    I don't want to regret it
    without even trying it first, so...
[23:30] ---
    "Trying to be a sumo wrestler?"
[23:30] ---
    "Hahaha, what's
    going on, Honoka?"
[23:30] ---
    "Hog hog chomp chomp"
[23:33] ---
    "Shock!" "Wham!" "Yah!"
[23:33] ---
    "N-Nice dropkick..."
[23:33] ---
    As long as there's tomorrow
    I will keep going
[23:37] ---
    "The Mightiest Tochumaru"
[23:39] ---
    "Bam!"
[23:45] ---
    "That wasn't you." "Nah..."
[24:06] ---
    You over there! I'll take you
    on instead of Kenichi-san!
[24:11] ---
    What's up with this girl with big boobs?
[24:13] ---
    You cow tits! Who the hell
    do you think you're talking to?
[24:17] ---
    C-Cow?
[24:18] ---
    Fine. Whatever.
    If you want to get in my way,
[24:20] ---
    I don't care who you are,
    I won't hold back on you!
[24:22] ---
    You'd better prepare yourself!
[24:23] ---
    You just called me a cow....
    You said "cow tits"!
[24:28] ---
    Now you made me mad!
[24:30] ---
    That is absolutely unforgivable!

Season 1

E21 - Unforgivable! Kenichi's Fists of Fury!

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[00:09] ---
    Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
[00:14] ---
    Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
[00:17] ---
    Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
    Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
    Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
[00:36] ---
    Sono risouzou mune ni daki
[00:40] ---
    Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
    Wakime mo furazu
[00:48] ---
    Demo nakidashi soude
    nagedashitaku natte
[00:53] ---
    Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
    Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
    Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
    Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
    yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
[01:15] ---
    Tsuyoku nareru
[01:18] ---
    Tsuranukya iisa
[01:36] ---
    Yo, Takeda of the punches.
[01:40] ---
    Hey, Kisara-chan! It's been a while!
[01:42] ---
    It's Kisara-sama, you traitor!
[01:46] ---
    All right, guys! Get him!
[01:49] ---
    Hold it.
[01:50] ---
    Huh?
[01:51] ---
    I'll do it.
[01:53] ---
    Ukita...
[01:56] ---
    I guess I have no choice.
[02:01] ---
    Promise, huh?
[02:03] ---
    But I don't think I can call you.
[02:17] ---
    Ukita! What the hell are you doing?
[02:30] ---
    What are you trying to pull?
[02:34] ---
    As of right now, Ukita of the throws
    breaks all ties with Ragnarok!
[02:38] ---
    If you've got a problem
    with that, then bring it on!
[03:00] ---
    Takeda of the punches.
[03:02] ---
    They used to call you that even
    when you only used your right...
[03:09] ---
    It's too bad. It seems like a
    waste to destroy a man like you.
[03:14] ---
    I heard the rumors about you.
    So you got promoted, huh, Kisara-chan?
[03:21] ---
    The Eighth Greatest Fist of
    the Ragnarok, Kisara Nanjo...
[03:25] ---
    You are a formidable opponent,
[03:26] ---
    but you can be sure that I have no
    intention of letting you destroy me!
[03:50] ---
    Find it along the rail track?
[03:52] ---
    But how am I supposed to
    find him in such a big area?
[03:56] ---
    Where is he?
[03:58] ---
    Where is he fighting?
[04:01] ---
    --Takeda-san!
    --Kenichi-san!
[04:04] ---
    I found them!
[04:04] ---
    They're over there!
[04:07] ---
    Miu-san... I mean, you sure
    know where to look from...
[04:11] ---
    They're in a narrow street!
    You could easily miss it and pass it up!
[04:27] ---
    I thought I'd gotten used to her ways,
    but obviously I hadn't seen anything!
[04:32] ---
    Let's hurry!
[04:34] ---
    That's right. Right now...
[04:37] ---
    Takeda-san, I hope you can hang on!
[04:50] ---
    You bastard!
[05:03] ---
    You guys are so weak!
    Are you done already?
[05:07] ---
    Impressive.
[05:09] ---
    Takeda of the punches...
    Ukita of the throws...
[05:15] ---
    I guess these guys are
    no match for you two, huh?
[05:18] ---
    I can take on both of you.
[05:22] ---
    Come at me.
[05:24] ---
    It's against my policy to
    raise a hand against a girl,
[05:28] ---
    but it looks like I have no choice.
[05:31] ---
    I don't give a damn
    about stuff like that!
[05:46] ---
    Eat this!
[05:54] ---
    Ukita!
[05:58] ---
    Good night, baby!
[06:01] ---
    Damn you!
[06:05] ---
    What the...
[06:08] ---
    The leg is three times
    stronger than the arm.
[06:14] ---
    She's fast!
[06:19] ---
    Jeek Gi!
[06:22] ---
    "Jeek Gi"
    "Also known as 'Ax Kick'"
    "Downward Foot Strike"
[06:29] ---
    And when you're talking about
    a fight with no protection or rules,
[06:33] ---
    a girl's legs with boots on
    are pretty much deadly weapons!
[06:38] ---
    That's unbelievable!
[06:40] ---
    To think she can change the direction
    of her kick while she's up in the air!
[06:44] ---
    So how do you like the taste
    of the Eighth Greatest Fist,
[06:46] ---
    Kisara's taekwondo?
[06:49] ---
    Damn... No wonder she made her
    way up to the Eighth Greatest Fist...
[06:55] ---
    Don't fight with the assumption
    that you're going to lose in the end.
[06:58] ---
    Do it before you get hit
    by the counterpunch!
[07:01] ---
    Faster!
[07:02] ---
    Unlike you, he has no talent
    whatsoever as a martial artist.
[07:07] ---
    However, he's never given up like you.
[07:16] ---
    Well, so you can still get up
    after getting hit by my Jeek Gi.
[07:21] ---
    I'm impressed.
[07:25] ---
    I'd much rather hurry up
    and go to sleep,
[07:30] ---
    but it looks like
    that just won't happen!
[07:34] ---
    I got her!
[07:59] ---
    That was pretty good...
[08:02] ---
    Takeda of the punches.
[08:05] ---
    Shit...
[08:07] ---
    That damn Ukita!
    I can't believe he threw me!
[08:12] ---
    Huh? What...
[08:14] ---
    You're too late to party, Koga-san!
[08:16] ---
    That's right! Kisara-sama
    has already finished it off!
[08:22] ---
    Too bad! You totally
    missed the best part!
[08:27] ---
    She finished it off? Come on!
[08:31] ---
    It's payback time!
[08:35] ---
    That's okay, right, Kisara-sama?
[08:39] ---
    Do whatever you want.
[08:44] ---
    Takeda-san!
[08:46] ---
    Are you okay?
[08:51] ---
    This is for always
    treating me like a... kid!
[08:56] ---
    Guys! Don't just stand there!
    Beat the crap out of them!
[08:59] ---
    All right!
[09:01] ---
    Hurry up!
[09:03] ---
    Yeah!
[09:04] ---
    Son of a bitch! Take that!
[09:13] ---
    L-Like this?
[09:15] ---
    Yeah! That's good!
[09:18] ---
    I can't believe you threw me
    like that out of the blue.
[09:21] ---
    That was not nice!
[09:23] ---
    You always bossed me around
    just because you're a big guy.
[09:29] ---
    I guess I'll have to
    thank you for all that!
[09:32] ---
    I've always figured that I'm
    actually much stronger than you!
[09:38] ---
    I'll show you what I'm talking
    about by breaking that arm of yours!
[09:44] ---
    Hold it steady!
[09:46] ---
    K-Koga-san? Don't tell me
    you're going to jump from there...
[09:50] ---
    Hell yeah! He's got a big, thick arm.
    I need to give it momentum from here!
[09:57] ---
    It'll be lame if I don't
    break it in one try, you know!
[10:03] ---
    I'll show the world how
    fearsome Koga of the kicks is!
[10:08] ---
    Here I come!
[10:22] ---
    That kid...
[10:44] ---
    K-Kenichi-kun?
[10:54] ---
    Bastards... Bastards...
[11:02] ---
    Bastards!
[11:33] ---
    General! We're all here!
[11:40] ---
    Now is the chance to wipe
    out the entire Kisara crew.
[11:45] ---
    You just wait.
    My time will come very soon.
[12:01] ---
    You're not going to get
    away with this, Ragnarok!
[12:06] ---
    Not bad, kid.
[12:09] ---
    Looks like it's necessary for
    me to settle things with him.
[12:14] ---
    Hold it right there!
[12:19] ---
    Kenichi-san won't raise
    a hand against a girl!
[12:23] ---
    I will be your opponent, Kisara-san!
[12:28] ---
    They jiggled... twice.
[12:58] ---
    I don't know why,
    but you irritate me like crazy!
[13:04] ---
    It doesn't mean anything just because
    you have big boobs, you cow tits!
[13:08] ---
    Cow...
[13:13] ---
    Hey, Unsho-kun! Where are you going?
[13:17] ---
    It's a nice day today,
    so I'm going to play golf!
[13:21] ---
    You love golf, don't you?
    Don't you ever get tired of it?
[13:24] ---
    I bet you won't score any again!
[13:27] ---
    What are you talking about?
    Look at you, Jut-chan!
[13:30] ---
    Don't you get tired of milking
    the cow every single day?
[13:33] ---
    Those who laugh at cow tits
    will weep before the cow tits.
[13:37] ---
    Large breasted women
    are not very intelligent!
[13:39] ---
    That's not true! Grrr!
[13:41] ---
    Hey, your imagination
    is making no sense!
[13:45] ---
    If you're going to get
    in my way, I will kill you!
[13:49] ---
    I don't care if you're an amateur.
    I will show no mercy!
[13:51] ---
    "Tits" "Cow" "Cow" "Tits"
[13:51] ---
    You just called me a cow...
    You said cow tits!
[13:55] ---
    Just drop that already.
[13:57] ---
    You made me mad...
[13:59] ---
    That's what happens when
    an amateur talks smack to me!
[14:02] ---
    I hope you regret it!
[14:16] ---
    Well, I wonder who's
    going to regret it now!
[14:22] ---
    She's pretty good...
[14:25] ---
    Interesting!
[14:46] ---
    Are you looking for something?
[14:48] ---
    Where is it?
[14:49] ---
    You mean Kenichi-kun?
[14:52] ---
    --Did you bury it?
    --No, I didn't, because he's not dead.
[14:55] ---
    He went to fight.
[14:57] ---
    That's right. He's gone to
    fight to protect his friend.
[15:01] ---
    Hello? Kenichi! Hang in there!
[15:04] ---
    Hey, do you think Kenichi is okay?
    I'm so worried about him.
[15:12] ---
    Oh, come on...
[15:15] ---
    Well, Miu is with him as well,
    so he should be all right.
[15:19] ---
    You're right!
[15:20] ---
    Sh-Shigure-don! Will you go ahead
    and move your legs already?
[15:34] ---
    U-Ukita...
[15:36] ---
    Can you move?
[15:40] ---
    Are you kidding me?
[15:42] ---
    If I could, I'd be moving already!
[15:46] ---
    Shirahama-kun will not give up.
[15:49] ---
    No matter what happens...
    he will never give up,
[15:55] ---
    s-so I want to return
    the favor to him...
[16:00] ---
    Until the very end...
    I want to return the favor...
[16:07] ---
    Damn... I don't know what
    the hell you're talking about.
[16:10] ---
    I guess I'd better help you, eh?
[16:14] ---
    You just stay there and sleep!
[16:17] ---
    Ukita!
[16:21] ---
    You piece of shit!
[16:25] ---
    I see... Ukita-san tried
    to protect... Takeda-san...
[16:32] ---
    You're no delinquent!
    But you're a sportsman!
[16:38] ---
    You should box.
[16:41] ---
    So long, Takeda of the punches.
[16:45] ---
    That's right...
[16:48] ---
    So how dare they...
[16:51] ---
    How dare they?
[16:54] ---
    How dare you!
[16:58] ---
    Now I'm pissed off as hell!
[17:13] ---
    Now is the chance! Get him!
[17:15] ---
    You son of a bitch!
[17:24] ---
    I did it!
[17:26] ---
    Master Sakaki's technique!
[17:29] ---
    H-He did it with just one hand!
[17:33] ---
    Y-You monster! I will wipe out
    every single enemy of Ragnarok!
[17:42] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[17:43] ---
    Don't you look away!
[17:47] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[17:52] ---
    Let's just put an end
    to this, Kisara-san!
[17:54] ---
    You bitch!
[17:57] ---
    "Let's just put an end to this"?
[17:59] ---
    You think you've got
    the upper hand on me?
[18:02] ---
    And besides, it's not Kisara!
    It's Kisara!
[18:05] ---
    Stuff like that doesn't matter to me!
[18:08] ---
    It does matter!
[18:11] ---
    This is it!
[18:15] ---
    She disappeared?
[18:16] ---
    She managed to disappear
    out of my sight?
[18:19] ---
    There's no way I would've lost
    her if she'd gone left or right.
[18:22] ---
    She must be above!
[18:24] ---
    I'm under you!
[18:29] ---
    C-Crap!
[18:36] ---
    That was so close!
[18:39] ---
    She was much better than I expected,
    so I forgot to hold back!
[18:44] ---
    She would've been dead if
    I didn't put my legs in there.
[18:48] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[18:58] ---
    Yo, my brother! How's it going?
[19:03] ---
    Y-You are...
[19:06] ---
    Your best buddy Niijima-sama
    has come to back you up!
[19:09] ---
    N-New group?
[19:09] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[19:13] ---
    Kisara-sama! Kisara-sama!
[19:17] ---
    Withdraw! All of you, get out of here!
[19:19] ---
    Run!
[19:24] ---
    Should we chase them, General?
[19:26] ---
    That's all right.
    That's all right. Just let them go.
[19:29] ---
    We're going to show some mercy to
    those who are running away in fear.
[19:34] ---
    Taking all the fruits of victory
    without hurting even one of my own guys.
[19:41] ---
    That is the subtle art
    of the mastermind.
[19:44] ---
    Are you hurt anywhere?
[19:46] ---
    Huh? N-No...
[19:47] ---
    Here, Shirahama-sama.
[19:49] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[19:50] ---
    N-Niijima, who are these people?
[19:53] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[19:54] ---
    What are you talking about, my brother?
[19:56] ---
    Of course they're our men!
[19:59] ---
    "Men"?
[20:00] ---
    Men! Soldiers!
    You know what I mean?
[20:03] ---
    You bastard! What are
    you plotting this time?
[20:05] ---
    Oh, hey! We need to take Takeda-kun
    and his friend to the hospital!
[20:10] ---
    Let's have Akisame-san
    examine you as soon as possible!
[20:13] ---
    Takeda-san!
[20:16] ---
    Are you okay?
[20:18] ---
    Are you badly hurt anywhere again?
[20:20] ---
    I'm all right.
[20:22] ---
    See? I can move it.
[20:24] ---
    Thank goodness!
[20:26] ---
    But if your cell phone hadn't
    accidentally speed-dialed me,
[20:30] ---
    there's no way I could've
    come to help you!
[20:32] ---
    Why didn't you call me?
[20:36] ---
    I'm sorry.
[20:38] ---
    I just didn't want to...
    get you mixed up in this.
[20:44] ---
    That makes sense!
[20:46] ---
    There's no way that Takeda
    could've called me!
[20:50] ---
    This is just like that
    incident he was in!
[20:53] ---
    He went to save his friend...
[20:56] ---
    And because of that,
    he lost the use of his left arm.
[21:00] ---
    There's no way he could've called me!
[21:05] ---
    Why couldn't I have
    thought through all that?
[21:08] ---
    Kenichi-kun.
[21:10] ---
    We never gave up. And we
    overcame the farewell beat-up.
[21:17] ---
    This time...
[21:19] ---
    ...we won all the way!
[21:24] ---
    Yes!
[21:25] ---
    Now, how should I dramatize
    today's victory?
[21:29] ---
    Oh, hey, Niijima!
[21:31] ---
    What the hell is this
    "Shinpaku Federation"?
[21:33] ---
    Explain that to me!
[21:34] ---
    What? Can't you tell
    just by looking at it?
[21:34] ---
    "Niijima" "Shirahama"
[21:36] ---
    You take the first characters of
    both "Niijima" and "Shirahama"
[21:38] ---
    and you get "Shinpaku." Get it?
[21:40] ---
    Don't give me that!
    That's not an explanation!
[21:43] ---
    All right. All right.
[21:45] ---
    So you want "Pakushin" federation
    instead of "Shinpaku," huh?
[21:48] ---
    I can't believe how immature you
    can be about the order of the names.
[21:48] ---
    "Shirahama" "Niijima"
[21:51] ---
    That's not the point!
[21:52] ---
    Then it's "Shinpaku Federation"!
    Okay? Okay?
[21:55] ---
    Jeez! I feel like I'm going
    crazy talking to you!
[22:00] ---
    Oh... Now that I think about it...
[22:03] ---
    Your other friend, that Takeda...
[22:06] ---
    I heard that they're going to carry
    out the "farewell beat-up" for him soon.
[22:09] ---
    What?
[22:10] ---
    The group that's going
    to do it is the Kisara crew.
[22:12] ---
    And as a witness there's going to be
[22:13] ---
    another person from
    the Eight Greatest Fists.
[22:15] ---
    Another person from
    the Eight Greatest Fists?
[22:18] ---
    The Sixth Greatest Fist, AKA Hermit!
[22:40] ---
    "Daily Devotion"
[22:40] ---
    Hacha mecha shichau
    nomo waruku wa nai
[22:42] ---
    "Flap" "Flap"
[22:45] ---
    Waku waku dekiru nara yarukkya nai
[22:45] ---
    "I wonder when Miu actually trains."
[22:51] ---
    "Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?"
[22:51] ---
    Itsumademo mayowanaide
[22:52] ---
    "Swish"
[22:52] ---
    "She's training at all times!"
[22:54] ---
    "The kitchen knife doesn't
    cut so well anymore..."
[22:55] ---
    "You don't know what you're doing."
[22:58] ---
    Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
[22:58] ---
    "Shkeeen!"
[23:00] ---
    "Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!"
[23:03] ---
    "Split..."
[23:03] ---
    Shinjiru kimochi areba
[23:05] ---
    "Is she a master
    swordsmith or what?"
[23:07] ---
    "Swimming club's determination!"
[23:08] ---
    Yareru kara
[23:09] ---
    "Ready!"
[23:12] ---
    "Hmph, you're in for serious water
    resistance with those big boobs!"
[23:12] ---
    Wow, wow
[23:15] ---
    "Beep!"
[23:15] ---
    Kira kira massugu hikaru
    afureru omoi wa
[23:15] ---
    "Whirl Whirl"
[23:18] ---
    "That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short."
[23:21] ---
    "The Titsy"
[23:22] ---
    Kitto tsuyoi pawaa ni kawaru
[23:27] ---
    "Gulp Gulp"
[23:27] ---
    "Honoka"
[23:27] ---
    "Fine! Bring it on!"
[23:27] ---
    Yaranaide koukai shitaku naikara sou
[23:30] ---
    "Hog hog chomp chomp"
[23:30] ---
    "Hahaha, what's
    going on, Honoka?"
[23:30] ---
    "Trying to be a sumo wrestler?"
[23:33] ---
    "Shock!" "Wham!" "Yah!"
[23:33] ---
    "N-Nice dropkick..."
[23:33] ---
    Ashita ga aru kagiri susumunda
[23:37] ---
    "The Mightiest Tochumaru"
[23:40] ---
    "Bam!"
[23:45] ---
    "That wasn't you." "Nah..."
[24:06] ---
    Reporting, sir! A suspicious
    figure has been spotted ahead!
[24:08] ---
    It looks like he's blocking our passage!
[24:10] ---
    "A suspicious figure"?
[24:12] ---
    What a fool for thinking he could
    stand up to the Shinpaku Federation!
[24:17] ---
    That's the Sixth Greatest Fist, "Hermit"!
[24:20] ---
    General, what do we do?
[24:22] ---
    Withdraw! Everyone, Withdraw!
[24:25] ---
    W-Withdraw? But there's only one guy!
[24:28] ---
    Oh, shut up! Just shut up and run!
[24:30] ---
    Damn it! We just formed
    the Shinpaku Federation!
[24:32] ---
    But we're already facing the
    danger of being annihilated?

Season 1

E22 - Gather, Young Men! The New Shinpaku Alliance!

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    I always found an excuse
[00:14] ---
    so I didn't have to deal
    with what I didn't like
[00:17] ---
    It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
[00:27] ---
    No matter what kind of master they are
[00:32] ---
    they didn't become masters
    just in one day
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    Embrace the ideal image in the heart
[00:40] ---
    Without saying meaningless things
[00:45] ---
    Without looking aside
[00:48] ---
    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
[00:53] ---
    and losing to my own weakness
[00:58] ---
    I put myself in a bird cage
[01:02] ---
    and push it into the valley
[01:06] ---
    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
[01:15] ---
    I can be strong
[01:18] ---
    I just have to stick to it
[01:39] ---
    Yo, my brother! How's it going?
[01:43] ---
    Y-You are...
[01:46] ---
    Your best buddy Niijima-sama
    has come to back you up!
[01:50] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[02:06] ---
    Niijima!
[02:07] ---
    I need you to explain
    exactly what's going on!
[02:13] ---
    Huh?
[02:15] ---
    What the hell is that?!
[02:17] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[02:24] ---
    A flag, I guess.
[02:25] ---
    That's not what I'm asking you!
[02:27] ---
    Th-Th-This thing! I'm asking you what
    the hell this "Shinpaku Federation" is!
[02:34] ---
    I already explained it
    to you before, remember?
[02:36] ---
    Oh, hey, Niijima!
[02:38] ---
    What the hell is this
    "Shinpaku Federation"?
[02:40] ---
    Explain that to me!
[02:41] ---
    "Niijima" "Shirahama"
[02:41] ---
    What? Can't you tell
    just by looking at it?
[02:43] ---
    You take the first characters of
    both "Niijima" and "Shirahama"
[02:45] ---
    and you get "Shinpaku." Get it?
[02:47] ---
    Don't give me that!
    That's not an explanation!
[02:51] ---
    Answer seriously!
[02:54] ---
    I am asking you
    what you're plotting!
[02:57] ---
    It's a stepping stone
    to achieve my ambition!
[03:00] ---
    What?
[03:01] ---
    Don't you get it?
    We're going to rule.
[03:05] ---
    You and I!
[03:08] ---
    Listen very carefully! With my brain
    and your physical strength,
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    we can be the most
    powerful group in this town!
[03:19] ---
    Snap out of it, Niijima!
[03:22] ---
    You need to wake up
    from your ridiculous dream!
[03:25] ---
    Huh?
[03:29] ---
    General Niijima, I'm coming in!
[03:32] ---
    Excuse me!
[03:37] ---
    Look! General Niijima!
[03:38] ---
    General!
[03:40] ---
    General...
[03:41] ---
    A-Anyway I have nothing
    to do with that group!
[03:45] ---
    What in the world happened to you?
[03:47] ---
    General!
[03:49] ---
    But, now that I think about it,
    it is true that Niijima saved me...
[03:54] ---
    Maybe I went a little too far...
[03:57] ---
    I did try to hold back, but...
[03:59] ---
    Apa!
[04:00] ---
    I just can't seem to
    control my strength lately.
[04:02] ---
    Apapapapapa!
[04:04] ---
    Just like someone I know...
[04:06] ---
    There he is! Shirahama-kun!
[04:09] ---
    --We've got a problem!
    --Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
[04:12] ---
    Izumi-san?
[04:16] ---
    Shirahama-kun! There's this
    huge guy in a karate uniform,
[04:18] ---
    hanging out in the garden club!
[04:20] ---
    Maybe the people from the karate club
    came back to trash the place again.
[04:27] ---
    Stop it! Don't touch the flowers!
[04:34] ---
    No, I'm not going to pick them!
[04:36] ---
    I was just smelling the flowers.
[04:39] ---
    Thank goodness!
    It's Takeda-san and Ukita-san!
[04:43] ---
    What are you doing here?
[04:45] ---
    Well, Ukita wanted to come by
    and thank you for the other day.
[04:48] ---
    Y-You idiot!
[04:50] ---
    Y-You're the one who told me
    that it was only polite to thank him!
[04:53] ---
    Don't worry about thanking me.
[04:55] ---
    Anyway, I'm just glad that
    your injuries weren't too serious.
[04:59] ---
    Hmph! I don't need your worries anyway.
    I haven't sunk that low yet!
[05:04] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[05:10] ---
    Well, it's like this!
[05:11] ---
    Basically I figured that I should
    get back into judo again!
[05:15] ---
    So I joined the club yesterday.
[05:18] ---
    The judo club here isn't all that,
    but now that I've joined them,
[05:21] ---
    I'll be sure to build
    it up to something!
[05:23] ---
    That's what's going on. Later, dude.
[05:25] ---
    Wait, wait, wait!
[05:26] ---
    That was really nothing but a report
    on the current situation.
[05:30] ---
    And that wasn't what you were
    going to tell him, right, Ukita-kun?
[05:38] ---
    I'll be sure to pay you
    back for the debt I owe you!
[05:41] ---
    You better be ready,
    because I'll be back!
[05:43] ---
    Hey, hey! That sure didn't
    sound like you were thanking him--
[05:45] ---
    Shut up, you moron! Bastard!
[05:49] ---
    Well, you have to excuse
    him for being so awkward.
[05:54] ---
    Sure.
[06:01] ---
    Why you...
[06:08] ---
    Damn! That cow tits!
[06:12] ---
    Kisara-sama sure is
    on a rampage, isn't she?
[06:14] ---
    After all, she did get her butt
    kicked by that big-foreheaded girl!
[06:17] ---
    Th-That's not funny, Koga-san!
[06:21] ---
    Did you just say something,
    you son of a bitch?
[06:23] ---
    Jeez! I'm sick of all of you!
[06:26] ---
    This guy just can't
    sense the atmosphere...
[06:30] ---
    Kisara-sama, I have a message
    for you from Hermit-sama.
[06:33] ---
    He said not to get involved with
    the Shinpaku Federation for a while.
[06:38] ---
    What?
[06:40] ---
    Don't give me that crap!
[06:41] ---
    I could crush a weak
    group like that today!
[06:43] ---
    An order from the top is absolute.
[06:45] ---
    Damn...
[06:47] ---
    I have no idea what the hell
    he's thinking about... That Hermit...
[06:54] ---
    Shiratori.
[06:55] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[06:57] ---
    They wouldn't have a problem with me
    having a little conflict with someone
[07:00] ---
    that I happened to bump
    into on the street, would they?
[07:02] ---
    What?
[07:05] ---
    Even if that someone happens
    to be that cow tits bitch.
[07:08] ---
    B-But, that's...
[07:10] ---
    All of you! Go find
    that girl right now!
[07:13] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[07:14] ---
    Hurry up!
[07:24] ---
    But... Considering the
    fighting ability of cow tits
[07:28] ---
    and the fact that Hermit is
    sticking his nose into this...
[07:34] ---
    The Shinpaku Federation may
    not be just a small, weak group,
[07:39] ---
    but rather a very powerful,
    small, elite group!
[07:45] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[07:48] ---
    1, 2, 3, 4! 1, 2, 3, 4!
[07:55] ---
    So, you beat them in the end?
[07:58] ---
    Yup, that's right!
[08:00] ---
    I tore those delinquent thugs apart
    and threw them around all over the place!
[08:04] ---
    I wiped them out!
[08:07] ---
    Wiped them out, my ass!
[08:10] ---
    The one who beat the boss
    of the enemy group was Miu.
[08:12] ---
    Is that right?
[08:14] ---
    Yeah, yeah, I already know that!
    I just wanted to pretend. That's all!
[08:19] ---
    He's sulking.
[08:21] ---
    If that friend of yours didn't show up
    then, you would've been long gone.
[08:26] ---
    Ken-chan, don't you
    ever overestimate yourself.
[08:28] ---
    I know! I'm just... I'm just...
[08:31] ---
    He's broken now.
[08:33] ---
    Kensei is right, Kenichi-kun.
[08:36] ---
    You got lucky this time,
[08:38] ---
    --but that doesn't happen all the time.
    --You can have my cracker.
[08:41] ---
    You must do whatever it takes to master
    the techniques as soon as possible.
[08:45] ---
    Yeah, it always reaches that conclusion.
[08:47] ---
    You're thinking, "It always
    reaches that conclusion"
[08:49] ---
    right now, aren't you?
[08:52] ---
    He can read my mind? Scary!
[08:56] ---
    At any rate, I think that Shinpaku
    Federation might be a good thing.
[09:01] ---
    Huh?
[09:01] ---
    Think about it.
    It can work as a deterrent.
[09:04] ---
    If we have many people
    on our side... Here you go.
[09:06] ---
    We can't do that.
[09:08] ---
    Huh?
[09:09] ---
    If we gather many people
    and start acting like we're a big deal,
[09:12] ---
    we'll be just like them...
    just like Ragnarok!
[09:20] ---
    Is that how it is?
[09:22] ---
    Well, it's so-called "manly pride."
[09:27] ---
    Big Brother, you're so cool!
[09:30] ---
    Of course.
[09:35] ---
    Well, in any case, you are the one
    whom you can truly count on in the end.
[09:40] ---
    That's right.
[09:41] ---
    Way back when, I fought against the
    Chinese mafia group all on my own, too.
[09:46] ---
    M-Mafia? Wh-What made you end up in
    a situation like that in the first place?
[09:50] ---
    Ken-chan, there are only
    three things you need in a fight.
[09:54] ---
    Huh?
[09:56] ---
    What are they?
    What are those three things?
[09:59] ---
    Courage, faith and...
[10:01] ---
    ...your fists!
[10:04] ---
    You're thinking, "It always reaches
    that conclusion," aren't you?
[10:09] ---
    Yes.
[10:19] ---
    Man! It sure feels great to be
    marching around, looking all tough!
[10:24] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[10:25] ---
    What do you think, guys?
[10:26] ---
    Feel the stares of respect we're
    getting from people everywhere?
[10:30] ---
    It feels awesome!
[10:34] ---
    Doesn't it? I know it does!
[10:36] ---
    By the way,
[10:37] ---
    what happened to the shock troop
    commander Shirahama-san?
[10:40] ---
    Huh? Oh, him! He's in
    the middle of secret training.
[10:44] ---
    But, at any rate,
[10:45] ---
    I can't believe he managed to force
[10:47] ---
    that many Ragnarok members
    into a corner all by himself!
[10:49] ---
    Commander Shirahama is truly amazing!
[10:52] ---
    Of course he is! After all,
    I'm the one who trained him!
[11:15] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[11:17] ---
    Shinpaku Federation is coming through!
    Move out of the way!
[11:21] ---
    H-Hang on for a second, guys!
[11:24] ---
    Th-This is bad... That guy is...
[11:27] ---
    ...Ragnarok's Sixth
    Greatest Fist... AKA Hermit!
[11:33] ---
    Are you deaf or what, you punk?
[11:35] ---
    Hey, don't do that! Kamioka-kun!
[11:43] ---
    Huh?
[12:00] ---
    Answer my question. I'll let you
    live until you give me the answer.
[12:24] ---
    Answer my question. I'll let you
    live until you give me the answer.
[12:28] ---
    C-Crap... I can't believe we ran into a
    guy like this when Kenichi isn't with us...
[12:33] ---
    Are you all right, Kamioka?
[12:36] ---
    Damn it! How dare you
    do that to Kamioka?
[12:39] ---
    General Niijima! Just who is that guy?
[12:46] ---
    General?
[13:00] ---
    You idiot! Who the hell
    do you think I am?
[13:06] ---
    I'm the General of the fearsome
    Shinpaku Federation, Haruo Niijima!
[13:10] ---
    All of you, go back to the headquarters!
[13:13] ---
    B-But!
[13:14] ---
    Shut up! I can handle a little
    fly like that all by myself!
[13:19] ---
    If you say so,
    we'll go and help Kamioka!
[13:22] ---
    Hey, just don't worry about it!
[13:24] ---
    I'll take responsibility and
    bring Kamioka back with me!
[13:28] ---
    So hurry up and get out of here!
[13:30] ---
    Y-Yes, sir!
[13:40] ---
    Answer my question.
[13:44] ---
    The man named Kenichi Shirahama...
[13:47] ---
    Where did he learn martial arts?
[13:49] ---
    Huh?
[13:50] ---
    He ambushed us just to
    ask a question like that?
[13:55] ---
    I'll wait for three seconds.
[13:57] ---
    One...
[13:59] ---
    Hmm... Do you wanna
    know the answer that bad?
[14:02] ---
    Two...
[14:03] ---
    Do you really wanna know the answer?
[14:06] ---
    Three. Answer me!
[14:07] ---
    The answer is this!
[14:12] ---
    I don't know! I'm sorry!
[14:19] ---
    Sir! To tell you the truth,
    I'm not all that close to Kenichi.
[14:25] ---
    It's more like, you know, I'm just
    using his name and stuff like that!
[14:28] ---
    So, please let me go!
    Please! I beg of you! Let me go!
[14:33] ---
    I mean, what you did
    earlier was totally brilliant!
[14:36] ---
    No wonder you're a
    higher-up of the Ragnarok!
[14:37] ---
    You pest!
[14:39] ---
    Yes, sir! As you say,
    I'm nothing but a little pest!
[14:43] ---
    I hate weaklings...
    more than anything!
[14:47] ---
    Oh, yeah! Now I remember!
[14:50] ---
    Where is it? Who's training him?
[14:53] ---
    Let's see...
[14:55] ---
    If I remember correctly...
[15:01] ---
    How the hell would I
    know that, you asshole?!
[15:03] ---
    Fujiko-chan!
[15:09] ---
    What the hell...
[15:13] ---
    People don't call me
    "Haruo the imp" for nothing.
[15:15] ---
    Even this filthy river
    feels like my backyard!
[15:18] ---
    Oh? I see one of my men ahead!
[15:22] ---
    My man is now rescued safe and sound!
[15:24] ---
    That'll show you, Hermit!
[15:26] ---
    Even the sewer lines
    are programmed in my brain!
[15:33] ---
    General Niijima!
[15:34] ---
    You're awake now, Kamioka-kun.
[15:37] ---
    Y-You jumped in the river in
    order to rescue a man like me?
[15:41] ---
    Of course I did.
[15:45] ---
    Oh, that's right! Where's that guy?
[15:47] ---
    I kicked his ass with my own hands!
[15:51] ---
    Th-That's amazing!
[15:53] ---
    The Shinpaku Federation is really amazing!
    I'm so happy I was able to
[15:56] ---
    --join such a great organization!
     --But just like Hermit suggested,
[15:59] ---
    there's something about
    how quickly Kenichi
[16:00] ---
    has been improving
    his martial arts skills.
[16:02] ---
    It's true that I've been
    negligent in my research on that.
[16:04] ---
    I'm willing to sacrifice my
    life for you, General Niijima!
[16:09] ---
    All right. I guess I'll
    investigate that tomorrow.
[16:15] ---
    Owww...
[16:17] ---
    I can never get used to
    the training at Ryozanpaku...
[16:20] ---
    At least you don't pass out anymore,
    and that's a major improvement.
[16:27] ---
    I find it very hard to believe...
[16:31] ---
    It's all right. You are
    steadily getting stronger.
[16:34] ---
    Miu-san! Please say that again!
[16:39] ---
    When you take your stance,
[16:40] ---
    you should bring your arms
    a little closer to your body.
[16:43] ---
    I guess you won't say it twice...
[16:46] ---
    There's no way he'd give me a
    straight answer even if I asked him.
[16:52] ---
    Okay, this is going to be
    a secret investigation!
[16:54] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[16:54] ---
    We're home!
[16:59] ---
    So, that's the place, eh?
[17:06] ---
    Th-This place looks kind of serious...
[17:17] ---
    Not good.... It won't even budge...
[17:20] ---
    There must be a bar
    across it or something.
[17:24] ---
    I guess this is progress,
    in that I at least found the place.
[17:29] ---
    No, that's not good enough!
[17:32] ---
    As the general of
    the Shinpaku Federation,
[17:33] ---
    I must get to the bottom of his secret!
[17:43] ---
    Wh-What an attractive young lady!
[17:49] ---
    Um, I'm actually
    Kenichi-kun's close friend...
[17:55] ---
    Come in.
[17:57] ---
    Thanks!
[18:04] ---
    Why is she carrying a sword?
[18:06] ---
    Why is she dressed up
    like a female ninja?
[18:08] ---
    My "suspicion radar" is going crazy!
[18:13] ---
    Huh? Where did she go?
[18:22] ---
    Hey, Kenichi Shirahama!
[18:30] ---
    What's this pillar doing here?
[18:36] ---
    Hi! I'm Apachai!
[18:41] ---
    Not this way. Go that way.
[18:45] ---
    Apa...
[18:49] ---
    Apapapapa...
[19:16] ---
    Demon!
[19:17] ---
    Hmm?
[19:34] ---
    Hmm?
[19:37] ---
    Monster!
[19:39] ---
    Hey, now. That's quite insulting.
[19:47] ---
    Hi! I'm Apachai!
[20:04] ---
    Oh? Who may you be?
[20:06] ---
    Huh?
[20:10] ---
    "Gray-Haired Goblin"
[20:10] ---
    Gray-Haired Goblin!
[20:13] ---
    "Upside Down Maiden Goblin"
[20:13] ---
    Upside Down Maiden Goblin!
[20:17] ---
    "Runaround Goblin"
[20:17] ---
    Runaround Goblin!
[20:20] ---
    "Drink Demon Goblin"
[20:20] ---
    Drink Demon Goblin!
[20:23] ---
    "Deity Carving Goblin"
[20:23] ---
    Deity Carving Goblin!
[20:26] ---
    "Old Man Goblin"
[20:26] ---
    Old Man Goblin!
[20:28] ---
    Daydream Goblins!
[20:28] ---
    "Daydream Goblins"
[20:31] ---
    It-It-It-It's a house of goblins!!
[20:40] ---
    Boy, oh, boy...
[20:43] ---
    Huh? That sure sounded
    like Niijima's voice...
[20:50] ---
    It looks yummy...
[20:55] ---
    Niijima!
[20:56] ---
    Huh?
[20:57] ---
    I knew it was you! What in
    the world are you doing here?
[21:01] ---
    Kenichi!
[21:03] ---
    Why didn't you
    come out sooner, you jerk?
[21:05] ---
    Huh? What's going on?
[21:07] ---
    L-Look! I think this one tastes
    better than me! I'm serious!
[21:10] ---
    Hey, now.
[21:11] ---
    I swear I'm going to survive!
[21:16] ---
    I'm sorry. I don't know why but my
    very bad friend seems to be in fear,
[21:20] ---
    so can you guys please go away?
[21:22] ---
    Oh, so he's Ken-chan's friend?
[21:25] ---
    Good grief...
[21:26] ---
    Damn...
[21:26] ---
    Apa...
[21:29] ---
    They listened to you?
[21:30] ---
    Y-You! Don't tell me you've
    been having bizarre people
[21:33] ---
    like them under you!
[21:35] ---
    "Under me"? No, they're my masters.
[21:38] ---
    Good job, Kenichi!!
[21:39] ---
    What?
[21:40] ---
    Imagine those goblins become your...
    or better yet, they become my men...
[21:45] ---
    Like I said, you've got it wrong.
[21:47] ---
    Not just this town!
[21:49] ---
    But I'll be able to take over
    the entirety of Japan, no,
[21:49] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[21:51] ---
    even the entire world!
[21:56] ---
    Hello! Are you listening to me?
[21:59] ---
    We're going to put together a team
    of goblins and conquer the world!
[22:05] ---
    You've got it all wrong!
[22:08] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[22:09] ---
    Shinpaku Federation, banzai! Banzai!
[22:13] ---
    Snap out of it!
[22:15] ---
    Shinpaku Federation, forever!
[22:23] ---
    N-Niijima! Are you okay?
[22:35] ---
    Goblin!
[22:40] ---
    "Daily Devotion"
[22:40] ---
    It's not bad to go crazy
[22:42] ---
    "Flap" "Flap"
[22:45] ---
    If it’s exciting I have to do it
[22:45] ---
    "I wonder when Miu actually trains."
[22:51] ---
    "Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?"
[22:51] ---
    Stop hesitating already
[22:52] ---
    "Swish"
[22:52] ---
    "She's training at all times!"
[22:54] ---
    "The kitchen knife doesn't
    cut so well anymore..."
[22:55] ---
    "You don't know what you're doing."
[22:58] ---
    Even when my smile
    is about to get cloudy
[22:58] ---
    "Shkeeen!"
[23:00] ---
    "Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!"
[23:03] ---
    "Split..."
[23:03] ---
    As long as I have faith
[23:05] ---
    "Is she a master
    swordsmith or what?"
[23:07] ---
    "Swimming club's determination!"
[23:08] ---
    I can do it
[23:09] ---
    "Ready!"
[23:12] ---
    "Hmph, you're in for serious water
    resistance with those big boobs!"
[23:12] ---
    Wow, wow
[23:15] ---
    "Beep!"
[23:15] ---
    The overflowing feelings that are
    dazzling and shining straight through
[23:15] ---
    "Whirl Whirl"
[23:18] ---
    "That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short."
[23:21] ---
    "The Titsy"
[23:22] ---
    will surely change into strong power
[23:27] ---
    "Fine! Bring it on!"
[23:27] ---
    "Honoka"
[23:27] ---
    "Gulp Gulp"
[23:27] ---
    I don't want to regret it
    without even trying it first, so...
[23:30] ---
    "Trying to be a sumo wrestler?"
[23:30] ---
    "Hahaha, what's
    going on, Honoka?"
[23:30] ---
    "Hog hog chomp chomp"
[23:33] ---
    "Shock!" "Wham!" "Yah!"
[23:33] ---
    "N-Nice dropkick..."
[23:33] ---
    As long as there's tomorrow
    I will keep going
[23:37] ---
    "The Mightiest Tochumaru"
[23:40] ---
    "Bam!"
[23:45] ---
    "That wasn't you." "Nah..."
[24:07] ---
    I wish I could become
    closer to Shirahama-kun.
[24:09] ---
    But what am I supposed to do?
[24:11] ---
    Young lady over there!
    I shall grant your wish!
[24:15] ---
    It's an alien! Stay away from me!
[24:18] ---
    What makes you think
    you can be so rude to me?
[24:20] ---
    If you do what I say, it's guaranteed
    that Kenichi will be yours!
[24:24] ---
    Is that true?
[24:26] ---
    Of course it's true!
    Now, come with me!
[24:29] ---
    We're going to carry out the
    "Mission: Steal Kenichi's Heart!!"

Season 1

E23 - Assault! The Next Door Ryozanpaku!

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[00:09] ---
    Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
[00:14] ---
    Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
[00:17] ---
    Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
    Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
    Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
[00:36] ---
    Sono risouzou mune ni daki
[00:40] ---
    Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
    Wakime mo furazu
[00:48] ---
    Demo nakidashi soude
    nagedashitaku natte
[00:53] ---
    Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
    Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
    Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
    Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
    yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
[01:15] ---
    Tsuyoku nareru
[01:18] ---
    Tsuranukya iisa
[01:45] ---
    I am going to tell
    him that for sure today.
[02:01] ---
    This is my chance!
[02:02] ---
    I know I'm going to get interrupted again
    if I wait until after club activities.
[02:08] ---
    Izumi-san!
[02:13] ---
    Th-Thanks!
[02:14] ---
    Be careful.
    I'll see you at the club.
[02:17] ---
    --Oh, um, Shirahama-kun!
    --Huh?
[02:20] ---
    Um, well... today...
    Uh, do you wanna go home together?
[02:25] ---
    I finally said it!
[02:30] ---
    Oh, I promised Miu-san
    that I'd go shopping
[02:33] ---
    with her after club activities today,
[02:36] ---
    so I'm sorry.
[02:38] ---
    Once again Furinji-san beat me to it...
    And I was finally able to say it...
[02:46] ---
    If I remember correctly, that is
    the gardening club's Yuka Izumi...
[02:50] ---
    Could it be that she
    has a crush on Kenichi?
[02:58] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[03:00] ---
    No problem.
[03:05] ---
    What would happen if Yuka Izumi
    and Kenichi hook up?
[03:08] ---
    Miu-chan would be all alone.
[03:10] ---
    That's when I step in so
    that Miu-chan and I can...
[03:13] ---
    Miu-chan, who's strong
    and helpful, is someone,
[03:15] ---
    whom I've always wanted to
    somehow bring into my group.
[03:17] ---
    However, I was never able to
    come up with a way to do it...
[03:20] ---
    But that's right! I could bring her
    into the group with the power of love!
[03:25] ---
    I am really a genius!
[03:28] ---
    Hmm?
[03:32] ---
    Are you troubled
    with love, young lady?
[03:35] ---
    Y-You alien again!
[03:37] ---
    You're such a rude girl, as usual.
[03:40] ---
    I was about to help
    you out with something.
[03:43] ---
    N-No, thanks!
[03:46] ---
    It's Kenichi Shirahama you've
    been thinking about, isn't it?
[03:49] ---
    Th-That's not true at all!
[03:54] ---
    Are you sure?
[03:56] ---
    He's been living with Miu Furinji,
[03:58] ---
    and engaging in fierce
    maneuvers with her everyday,
[04:00] ---
    by using the training as an excuse!
[04:03] ---
    At this rate, most likely...
[04:06] ---
    Are you going to run away?!
[04:09] ---
    Huh? Now I like that look.
[04:13] ---
    Well then, the Great Niijima-sama
    will lend you his wisdom.
[04:16] ---
    And you're going to capture
    his heart for yourself!
[04:22] ---
    O-Okay...
[04:24] ---
    Now, you need to get closer to him.
[04:28] ---
    I shall take you to
    his dojo on Sunday.
[04:33] ---
    Uh... But if I show up without warning,
[04:36] ---
    I might end up bothering
    Shirahama-kun...
[04:39] ---
    I will not give him
    the right to complain!
[04:43] ---
    "You will not"?
[04:44] ---
    Anyway, be sure to dress up on Sunday.
[04:48] ---
    Okay...
[04:48] ---
    I can't hear you!
[04:50] ---
    Okay!!
[04:55] ---
    That was so scary...
[04:59] ---
    For some reason,
[05:00] ---
    I feel like I've made some crazy promise
    with an extremely evil person...
[05:05] ---
    But, in fairy tales,
[05:07] ---
    you'd usually get approached by gods
    who're disguised as toads or monsters...
[05:10] ---
    Devil wings!
[05:12] ---
    Who knows? He could be
    a cupid disguised as a devil.
[05:15] ---
    Seven gods, unite!
[05:18] ---
    Maybe not...
[05:24] ---
    She's late! Izumi is late!
[05:27] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[05:29] ---
    You're late!!
[05:31] ---
    I'm sorry!!
[05:32] ---
    Cripes!
[05:35] ---
    What the hell...
[05:37] ---
    Couldn't you find an outfit that's
    sexier and more appealing to men?
[05:41] ---
    Something like this!
[05:41] ---
    "Ahaaaan!"
[05:42] ---
    "Ni hao!"
[05:42] ---
    Or something like that!
[05:44] ---
    I don't have an outfit like that!
[05:47] ---
    Hold still, okay?
[05:51] ---
    Well... I guess that'll do.
[05:54] ---
    Uh, okay, Niijima-san!
[05:59] ---
    Hey, stop shaking!
    Are you a newborn deer or what?
[06:06] ---
    Sh-Shirahama-kun?
[06:10] ---
    I'm going to be killed!
[06:13] ---
    Please let me go, Shigure-san!
[06:16] ---
    Not until the training is over.
[06:20] ---
    Damn, you always try to run away!
[06:23] ---
    I thought you decided to go through
    the training for the techniques!
[06:25] ---
    I'm not running away!
    This is a strategic withdrawal!
[06:31] ---
    Sh-Shirahama-kun!
[06:38] ---
    What do you want?
[06:40] ---
    A woman...
    So it wasn't just Furinji-san...
[06:44] ---
    What's going on?
[06:46] ---
    You have visitors I think.
[06:48] ---
    Huh?
[06:49] ---
    What's up?
[06:50] ---
    Oh, Niijima-san! Come on in!
[06:54] ---
    You again, eh?
[06:55] ---
    How are you doing?
[06:57] ---
    Oh, you're with him, too, Izumi-san!
[06:59] ---
    Uh, hello.
[07:06] ---
    Shirahama-kun!
[07:07] ---
    Huh? You are...
[07:09] ---
    Long time no see.
[07:11] ---
    Y-You're the guy from that time...
[07:16] ---
    I just wanna ask you some questions.
[07:21] ---
    Shirahama-kun?
[07:23] ---
    You two get out of here.
    He'll be fine.
[07:29] ---
    So this is where you live?
[07:32] ---
    What a coincidence, huh?
[07:33] ---
    Sh-Shirahama-kun!
[07:43] ---
    H-High school girl!
[07:47] ---
    What's wrong with this man?
    What's wrong with this man?
[07:49] ---
    Apa.
[07:51] ---
    Hi, I'm Apachai!
[07:54] ---
    Wh-Wh-What kind of place is this?!
[08:00] ---
    Shirahama-kun... What in the world
    is he doing at a place like this?
[08:04] ---
    You'll understand if you watch.
[08:06] ---
    Kenichi, it's my turn next.
[08:08] ---
    Yes, please!
[08:16] ---
    Reo, reo! Hit it harder!
[08:20] ---
    Is that a martial art?
[08:22] ---
    Yup! This is another side of him.
[08:25] ---
    And now...
[08:27] ---
    ...dodge it!
[08:30] ---
    Apa?
[08:34] ---
    Aww, damn, not again! Hey, Miu!
[08:40] ---
    Coming!
[08:42] ---
    There you go!
[08:46] ---
    I'm still alive!
[08:49] ---
    --How dare you wake him up like that?
    --Huh?
[08:52] ---
    Huh? Izumi-san?
    What are you doing here?
[08:55] ---
    I don't care what you do,
    but this is just plain cruel!
[09:00] ---
    What? Was that an
    awful way to wake him up?
[09:03] ---
    It wasn't that bad.
[09:05] ---
    W-Wait. Maybe a kettle
    would've been better?
[09:08] ---
    Kenichi should thank
    Miu-san for not using boiling water.
[09:15] ---
    This is not going so well...
[09:17] ---
    --In that case...
    --Huh?
[09:18] ---
    Why don't you take a break?
[09:21] ---
    Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
[09:24] ---
    Let's have some tea, young lady!
[09:26] ---
    Shoo! Shoo!
[09:28] ---
    What's wrong with these people?
[09:34] ---
    Here you go.
[09:39] ---
    What are you scheming this time?
[09:41] ---
    "Scheming"? That doesn't sound very nice.
[09:44] ---
    Don't even try to hide it!
[09:46] ---
    Your club manager sure is cute!
[09:49] ---
    Hey! You're making
    me jealous, Kenichi!
[09:51] ---
    Cute little club manager
    and beautiful Miu-san!
[09:53] ---
    You've got a flower in each hand!
[09:56] ---
    It's not like that at all!
[09:58] ---
    I can't believe you're hogging
    both of them. That's unforgivable!
[10:00] ---
    Like I said, it's not like that!
[10:12] ---
    Shigure-san! What are you doing?
[10:17] ---
    Nothing.
[10:22] ---
    What do I do with her?
[10:24] ---
    Furinji-san...
    She looks cute without glasses.
[10:28] ---
    Is something wrong?
[10:29] ---
    Um, what happened to your glasses?
[10:31] ---
    Oh, uh, well, I don't wear them at home.
[10:34] ---
    Um... When I'm at home
    I wear contact lenses.
[10:38] ---
    So , Shirahama-kun is
    living in this house, right?
[10:43] ---
    Yeah. He's staying with us as
    he goes through the training.
[10:46] ---
    "Training"? Oh, you mean,
    the training for fighting?
[10:48] ---
    No, it's the training for martial arts.
[10:50] ---
    He's learning karate, jujutsu,
    Chinese kung fu, Muay Thai and so on...
[10:55] ---
    Huh? Aren't they all the same?
[10:57] ---
    Oh, I guess girls usually wouldn't
    know much about martial arts.
[11:02] ---
    Right, I'm not really
    interested in stuff like that.
[11:04] ---
    You know, girls don't go
    around punching and kicking people.
[11:09] ---
    Wh-Wh-What is this?
    Do they hate each other?
[11:13] ---
    Hmph! Let the show begin!
[11:15] ---
    So, do you fight also, Furinji-san?
[11:17] ---
    No, I don't fight, but I do
    practice martial arts a little.
[11:21] ---
    Oh, I see. So you do
    like punching and kicking!
[11:26] ---
    You can protect yourself with
    martial arts. It's quite convenient.
[11:30] ---
    But you can't really have an engaging
    conversation about flowers and plants
[11:33] ---
    with Shirahama-kun, can you?
[11:35] ---
    But I do get to be Kenichi-san's
    sparring partner though.
[11:39] ---
    "Sparring partner"? So basically you
    play the part of his enemy, correct?
[11:42] ---
    But you know, sparring is about learning
[11:45] ---
    and understanding each other
    and working together.
[11:50] ---
    But you guys beat up each other, right?
    That sounds uncivilized!
[11:54] ---
    I'm scared! I don't
    know why, but I'm scared!
[11:59] ---
    I-It's not that bad. Right, Kenichi-san?
[12:02] ---
    What? Uh... well...
[12:04] ---
    But you have more fun when you're
    taking care of flowers and trees, right?
[12:08] ---
    Huh? Oh, well...
[12:10] ---
    Come on, Kenichi.
[12:12] ---
    Which one do you
    have more fun with?
[12:14] ---
    Is it the gardening club or this place?
[12:16] ---
    Huh? Where did that
    question come from?
[12:22] ---
    I-I guess I should
    go back to the training.
[12:26] ---
    I see! The training, eh?
    So that means...
[12:30] ---
    Please! Just shut up!
[12:35] ---
    What are you guys doing?
[12:38] ---
    Good grief!
[12:39] ---
    Wow, how scary!
[12:41] ---
    Furinji-san, you totally pretend to
    be a good girl at school, don't you?
[12:46] ---
    Kenichi-san, I think it's best if you
    go ahead and go back to your training.
[12:51] ---
    Y-Yes.
[12:52] ---
    Izumi-san.
[12:53] ---
    You're not interested
    in martial arts, are you?
[12:55] ---
    If that's the case,
[12:56] ---
    you might get bored if you stick around
    and watch, so maybe you should...
[13:00] ---
    No, actually, I am
    interested in martial arts!
[13:02] ---
    What? But you just said
    you're not interested in it!
[13:07] ---
    Now that you told me about it,
    I kind of want to try it!
[13:11] ---
    Oh, is that right?
[13:13] ---
    But she was totally disparaging
    it until just a minute ago!
[13:16] ---
    Maybe I should start coming here, too!
[13:18] ---
    Oh, forget it! You probably
    wouldn't even last for two seconds!
[13:21] ---
    I've decided! Please let
    me take a trial course!
[13:25] ---
    D-Don't jump the gun, Izumi-san!
[13:26] ---
    This place is not the same
    as any other ordinary dojos!
[13:30] ---
    Fine... I'll let you...
    take a trial course!
[13:38] ---
    Th-Thank you for letting me.
[13:41] ---
    W-Well then, which martial art
    should we start with?
[13:45] ---
    Aww... I said it in
    the heat of the moment,
[13:47] ---
    but now I've put
    myself in big trouble!
[13:50] ---
    Jeez... Things are going
    out of control now.
[13:53] ---
    I don't care! Let's just
    let it take its course!
[13:58] ---
    I know that Kenichi just
    can't abandon the weak ones.
[14:01] ---
    It's guaranteed that
    he's going to jump in
[14:02] ---
    and try to help Izumi if
    he sees her struggling.
[14:04] ---
    Then sympathy will
    gradually turn into love...
[14:06] ---
    They'll become very close quickly!
[14:08] ---
    And Miu-chan and I will...
[14:27] ---
    W-Well then, which martial
    art should we start with?
[14:31] ---
    "Which martial art"?
[14:33] ---
    But you have to remember
    that I'm just a beginner...
[14:35] ---
    Let's see...
[14:36] ---
    Jujutsu, karate, Chinese kung fu
    and Muay Thai... We have everything!
[14:43] ---
    Hey, Akisame.
    Why don't you teach her?
[14:46] ---
    Hmm... Hey, Apachai.
    That's the disciple you've always wanted.
[14:53] ---
    He's so overwhelmed with joy
    that he started digging a hole...
[14:56] ---
    Elder, this way.
[14:59] ---
    I see everyone's here.
[15:02] ---
    Oh, it's the old man!
[15:03] ---
    And you were just about to
    dig a hole all the way to Brazil.
[15:06] ---
    Hey, old man.
    We've got a new applicant.
[15:09] ---
    Elder, please take care of the rest.
[15:13] ---
    Do you want to train, too?
[15:16] ---
    N-No, I pass.
[15:18] ---
    It's embarrassing that
    a high school student
[15:19] ---
    doesn't even know how
    to use a chain sickle.
[15:25] ---
    J-Just count me out!
[15:28] ---
    So, young lady,
    you want to learn martial arts?
[15:31] ---
    Y-Yes!
[15:33] ---
    This dojo is a little tough.
    I'm going to have you take a trial test.
[15:39] ---
    "T-Trial test"?
[15:41] ---
    10 push-ups!
[15:44] ---
    No way!
[15:44] ---
    Grandpa!
[15:46] ---
    Elder! Aww!
[15:48] ---
    But you can only use your left thumb.
[15:52] ---
    That's not fair! There's no way
    any human can do that!
[15:56] ---
    That's not exactly true. Look.
[16:00] ---
    1... 2... 3... 4... 5...
[16:05] ---
    You've got to be kidding me!
[16:06] ---
    If you can't at least do this,
[16:08] ---
    you'll find your life
    in danger in this place.
[16:12] ---
    Well, I suppose it's too
    difficult for a normal person.
[16:16] ---
    If you want to, you can use both hands.
[16:18] ---
    You're so kind!
[16:20] ---
    What?!
[16:21] ---
    What are you thinking, Grandpa?
[16:24] ---
    Just watch.
[16:26] ---
    Here we go.
[16:37] ---
    I-I can't push myself up!
[16:41] ---
    Wh-What does she
    mean "she can't do it"?
[16:44] ---
    Th-This is scary!
[16:45] ---
    She must be a hard-core nerd
    to not be able to do even one.
[16:52] ---
    Um...
[16:58] ---
    I don't need martial arts.
    As long as I have these fast legs.
[17:17] ---
    I can't do it!
[17:24] ---
    Hey...
[17:26] ---
    If you're not fully committed,
    I don't think you should join.
[17:31] ---
    You might end up dying after all.
[17:40] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
    Why is that chick following me?
[17:45] ---
    Because... you run.
[17:53] ---
    Did you see that? That's the
    Niijima-style 90-degree cornering!
[18:04] ---
    Did I shake her off this time?
[18:10] ---
    Huh?
[18:18] ---
    Come on, man! What's the matter?
    I only used two fingers!
[18:23] ---
    D-Damn it...
[18:25] ---
    Good. That's the spirit.
[18:30] ---
    Not good at all.
[18:35] ---
    Here goes!
[18:37] ---
    Here's your tea.
[18:39] ---
    Thanks.
[18:40] ---
    I'm very sorry that you had to
    see me being so immature earlier.
[18:45] ---
    I'm sorry, too.
    I got carried away myself.
[18:54] ---
    I think Shirahama-kun is a type
    of person who's better suited
[18:58] ---
    to watering plants
    and flowers and stuff.
[19:00] ---
    I know. Everyone says that he has no
    talent in martial arts whatsoever, too.
[19:06] ---
    Then why is he doing this?
[19:08] ---
    Hmm... Maybe he got
    sick of running away.
[19:12] ---
    What?
[19:13] ---
    When he first came here, he was saying
    that he'd always have to run away.
[19:23] ---
    I can't... That's it.
[19:24] ---
    Hmph. That's it for you?
[19:27] ---
    Hey! You decide whether you're going
    to run away or go on with this!
[19:31] ---
    Wh-What did you say? "Run away"?
[19:34] ---
    It is in my vocabulary...
    but I don't know how to read it!
[19:43] ---
    I don't know what you meant by
    that, but it was a good answer!
[19:55] ---
    Wh-Why is there a
    hot spring by the dojo?
[19:59] ---
    Am I seeing an illusion or something?
[20:08] ---
    C-Crap!
[20:11] ---
    I-I'm not going to let this kill me!
[20:17] ---
    I'm really sorry for
    having interrupted you!
[20:21] ---
    Izumi-san...
[20:22] ---
    Young lady, you look like
    you have learned a thing or two.
[20:25] ---
    Huh?
[20:26] ---
    Is there something that
    you felt within yourself
[20:28] ---
    from watching Kenichi-kun train?
[20:31] ---
    I...
[20:32] ---
    Training isn't just about
    strengthening you physically.
[20:37] ---
    In fact, the most important thing is...
[20:43] ---
    Come and see us again.
    You're welcome here any time.
[20:47] ---
    Next time I'll give you the trial test.
[20:50] ---
    Thank you so much.
[20:52] ---
    Shirahama-kun, see you tomorrow.
[20:54] ---
    Yeah! See you tomorrow.
[21:01] ---
    Boy... I didn't know what
    I would do if Izumi-san
[21:03] ---
    ended up joining the dojo for real!
[21:05] ---
    Oh, really? But I thought you would
    be happy if that actually happened.
[21:09] ---
    Huh?
[21:10] ---
    To me, it seemed that you
    were more fired up than usual.
[21:14] ---
    N-No, that's not true...
[21:17] ---
    Oh, is that so?
[21:19] ---
    By the way, Ken-chan, can you
    do push-ups with your thumb?
[21:22] ---
    Eeek!
[21:24] ---
    I would be surprised if he couldn't.
[21:26] ---
    You can do it, right, Kenichi?
[21:28] ---
    Miu did it like it's nothing.
[21:30] ---
    Apa, apa.
[21:31] ---
    Th-That's...
[21:33] ---
    So, can you?
[21:41] ---
    Damn... I thought that the plan
    was laid out perfectly,
[21:44] ---
    but I guess there were
    just too many obstacles.
[21:46] ---
    Oh, well, I guess I'll
    leave it at that for today.
[21:49] ---
    As long as I have Kenichi, I should
    be able to carry out my plan anyway.
[21:53] ---
    Besides, I got to collect some
    information on Kenichi's masters, too.
[21:58] ---
    Now that I think about it,
[22:00] ---
    I've always run away
    from everything myself.
[22:02] ---
    All right! From now on I'll stand up
    and fight for what I want!
[22:06] ---
    There you go!
    I'm glad you said that.
[22:08] ---
    Because, next time, we're going to go
    with the super sexy temptation plan!
[22:11] ---
    What?
[22:11] ---
    You're going to dress up in
    something frilly and see-through!
[22:17] ---
    With that, we can easily
    make Kenichi fall for it!
[22:20] ---
    I don't have an outfit like that!
[22:29] ---
    The most important thing, huh?
[22:32] ---
    I'm going to strengthen myself
[22:34] ---
    and one day become the kind of girl
    that's suitable for Shirahama-kun, too!
[22:40] ---
    "Daily Devotion"
[22:40] ---
    Hacha mecha shichau
    nomo waruku wa nai
[22:42] ---
    "Flap" "Flap"
[22:45] ---
    Waku waku dekiru nara yarukkya nai
[22:45] ---
    "I wonder when Miu actually trains."
[22:51] ---
    "Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?"
[22:51] ---
    Itsumademo mayowanaide
[22:52] ---
    "Swish"
[22:52] ---
    "She's training at all times!"
[22:54] ---
    "The kitchen knife doesn't
    cut so well anymore..."
[22:55] ---
    "You don't know what you're doing."
[22:58] ---
    Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
[22:58] ---
    "Shkeeen!"
[23:00] ---
    "Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!"
[23:03] ---
    "Split..."
[23:03] ---
    Shinjiru kimochi areba
[23:05] ---
    "Is she a master
    swordsmith or what?"
[23:07] ---
    "Swimming club's determination!"
[23:08] ---
    Yareru kara
[23:09] ---
    "Ready!"
[23:12] ---
    "Hmph, you're in for serious water
    resistance with those big boobs!"
[23:12] ---
    Wow, wow
[23:15] ---
    "Beep!"
[23:15] ---
    Kira kira massugu hikaru
    afureru omoi wa
[23:15] ---
    "Whirl Whirl"
[23:18] ---
    "That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short."
[23:21] ---
    "The Titsy"
[23:22] ---
    Kitto tsuyoi pawaa ni kawaru
[23:27] ---
    "Gulp Gulp"
[23:27] ---
    "Fine! Bring it on!"
[23:27] ---
    "Honoka"
[23:27] ---
    Yaranaide koukai shitaku naikara sou
[23:30] ---
    "Hog hog chomp chomp"
[23:30] ---
    "Trying to be a sumo wrestler?"
[23:30] ---
    "Hahaha, what's
    going on, Honoka?"
[23:33] ---
    "Shock!" "Wham!" "Yah!"
[23:33] ---
    "N-Nice dropkick..."
[23:33] ---
    Ashita ga aru kagiri susumunda
[23:37] ---
    "The Mightiest Tochumaru"
[23:40] ---
    "Bam!"
[23:45] ---
    "That wasn't you." "Nah..."
[24:06] ---
    O Romeo, Romeo!
    Wherefore art thou Romeo?
[24:09] ---
    Uh, um... Miu-san?
[24:10] ---
    Oh, why did we meet?
[24:13] ---
    Miu-san! I said Miu-san!
[24:14] ---
    Huh? I-I'm sorry!
[24:16] ---
    I'm going to be in an upcoming play,
    so I've been practicing hard.
[24:20] ---
    Oh, is that right?
    Sounds like a lot of work.
[24:22] ---
    But I've got someone who
    has been kindly coaching me.
[24:25] ---
    He's gentle, and sincere,
    and very dependable.
[24:29] ---
    Miu-san! The look on your face!
[24:30] ---
    Don't tell me you have
    fallen in love with him!
[24:33] ---
    No way! Absolutely no!

Season 1

E24 - The Captured Heart! Miu's Juliet!

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[00:09] ---
    I always found an excuse
[00:14] ---
    so I didn't have to deal
    with what I didn't like
[00:17] ---
    It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
[00:27] ---
    No matter what kind of master they are
[00:32] ---
    they didn't become masters
    just in one day
[00:36] ---
    Embrace the ideal image in the heart
[00:40] ---
    Without saying meaningless things
[00:45] ---
    Without looking aside
[00:48] ---
    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
[00:53] ---
    and losing to my own weakness
[00:58] ---
    I put myself in a bird cage
[01:02] ---
    and push it into the valley
[01:06] ---
    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
[01:15] ---
    I can be strong
[01:18] ---
    I just have to stick to it
[01:31] ---
    Damn it!
[01:34] ---
    Don't get violent!
[01:36] ---
    "Violent," you said?
[01:38] ---
    Give me a break!
[01:39] ---
    We're trying to have a gentlemanlike
    conversation with you!
[01:43] ---
    You're the ones with the problem!
[01:45] ---
    Dragging on with
    this lame play crap
[01:48] ---
    and refusing to hand
    this room over to us!
[01:52] ---
    Hey!
[01:55] ---
    Anyway, hurry up and get it over with.
[01:57] ---
    Even we kind-hearted members
    of the martial arts club
[02:01] ---
    have our tolerance limits, you know!
[02:09] ---
    T-Tanimoto...
[02:19] ---
    Hermit did?
[02:21] ---
    Yeah. I don't know why, but he
    kept on asking me about you.
[02:26] ---
    I don't know! I'm sorry!
[02:30] ---
    The man named Kenichi Shirahama...
[02:33] ---
    Where did he learn martial arts?
[02:36] ---
    How the hell would I
    know that, you asshole?!
[02:38] ---
    Fujiko-chan!
[02:43] ---
    Well, I managed to
    brush him off pretty easily.
[02:46] ---
    But, at any rate, I wonder
    why he asked me about you.
[02:50] ---
    Who knows?
[02:51] ---
    "Who knows"?
[02:53] ---
    Whoa, whoa, you're taking
    this pretty casually, aren't you?
[02:55] ---
    You could be his next target, you know!
[02:58] ---
    But it's pointless for me to panic
    every single time for stuff like that.
[03:01] ---
    Anyway, I decided to
    take it easy whenever I can.
[03:04] ---
    Otherwise, I won't even have a
    chance to relax and read a book.
[03:09] ---
    He's become a better man than before...
[03:11] ---
    "Do Not Open"
[03:12] ---
    I'd better revise his data.
[03:16] ---
    Since Kisara hasn't been
    coming to school lately,
[03:18] ---
    lots of new delinquent groups
    have been emerging at this school.
[03:21] ---
    It's like the Warring States Period here!
[03:23] ---
    If that's the case, the best thing to do
[03:25] ---
    is to take advantage of the situation,
    and try to conquer the school!
[03:28] ---
    Let's aim for the top together!
[03:30] ---
    Nope!
[03:34] ---
    Come on! Don't say that!
    There's nothing to lose from it.
[03:37] ---
    I said no.
[03:39] ---
    Listen, Niijima! The only time
    a martial artist must use his fists
[03:43] ---
    is when he protects himself
[03:45] ---
    and those who're precious
    and important to him!
[03:48] ---
    Well, that's according to
    Master Koetsuji though...
[03:51] ---
    To protect that precious Miu-chan, huh?
[03:54] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What made you say
    such an audacious comment?!
[03:57] ---
    Aren't you gonna do
    something about that?
[03:59] ---
    Look, I see trouble hovering
    over your precious Miu-chan.
[04:01] ---
    What?
[04:08] ---
    If I remember correctly,
    he's from Class B...
[04:10] ---
    Yeah, here he is.
[04:12] ---
    He's a regular in my
    "hot guy ranking" of this school.
[04:16] ---
    Natsu Tanimoto, the first year student.
[04:18] ---
    What do I do? Tell me!
[04:19] ---
    I'll let you know right now that
    you are no match for that guy.
[04:22] ---
    He's very athletic and a student
    of high scholastic standing.
[04:26] ---
    And on top of that,
    he's the star of the drama club!
[04:28] ---
    People even call him "Prince Tanimoto."
[04:30] ---
    He's very popular
    among female students.
[04:33] ---
    If you want to attract girls,
[04:34] ---
    you need to drop the book
    and live your life in style!
[04:39] ---
    So here's the deal.
[04:41] ---
    If you agree to become an official
    member of the Shinpaku Federation,
[04:44] ---
    I will make that guy
    disappear from Miu-chan's life.
[04:47] ---
    H-How?
[04:49] ---
    I will slaughter him socially!
[04:52] ---
    By spreading all kinds
    of foul rumors about him!
[04:56] ---
    B-But that's...
[04:57] ---
    Hey, get away from me, you devil!
[04:59] ---
    Wait up, my best friend, Kenichi-kun!
[05:02] ---
    I'm not going to let
    you outdo me! I will not!
[05:05] ---
    Kenichi-san, can I
    talk to you for a second?
[05:08] ---
    What?
[05:14] ---
    Wh-What a pleasant smile!
[05:19] ---
    Nice to meet you,
    I am Natsu Tanimoto.
[05:22] ---
    You must be Kenichi Shirahama-san.
[05:24] ---
    I've heard so much about you.
[05:26] ---
    I thought you were a more
    intimidating person, but...
[05:29] ---
    R-Right...
[05:31] ---
    He's extremely pretty!
    Like a pop star!
[05:34] ---
    Oh no, I have no chance
    against him whatsoever!
[05:37] ---
    Apparently the drama club
    has been short-handed,
[05:40] ---
    and he just asked me if
    I'm interested in playing
[05:42] ---
    the role of Juliet in Romeo and Juliet.
[05:44] ---
    I'll play the Romeo part.
[05:47] ---
    I even thought that might be a
    perfect combination for a second!!
[05:50] ---
    Hey, remember "in order to protect
    the one who's precious and important"?
[05:53] ---
    Why don't you go ahead and kick his ass?
[05:55] ---
    Shut up, you devil!
    Take this, the slap of justice!
[05:58] ---
    I don't like to stand out too much,
    so I was wondering what to do...
[06:02] ---
    Huh? Um, are you listening?
[06:09] ---
    I see. Miu is going to be in a play?
[06:12] ---
    So, after all, is it easier to get girls
[06:14] ---
    when you're in entertainment
    than martial arts?
[06:16] ---
    If Miu-san ends up with Tanimoto-kun,
    all the hard work and suffering
[06:18] ---
    that I've endured from the training
    all this time will be meaningless!
[06:23] ---
    I thought you've been doing this to stick
    to what you believe in. Isn't that right?
[06:27] ---
    Anyway, you need to calm down.
[06:33] ---
    --How can I be calm?!
[06:34] ---
    --What the hell is that?
    --How can I be calm?!
[06:36] ---
    Youth can be incomprehensible at times.
[06:41] ---
    So, you're going to be
    in a play. As a donkey?
[06:46] ---
    No, actually I'm going
    to play the female lead.
[06:48] ---
    They said they don't
    have enough people.
[06:51] ---
    I'm just doing this to help them out.
[06:54] ---
    Hmm... But you look happy.
[07:01] ---
    Must be nice.
[07:05] ---
    There's only five days left
    until the performance.
[07:08] ---
    I'm just worried about whether
    I can memorize all my lines.
[07:11] ---
    You're smart. It'll be okay.
[07:16] ---
    Look how excited she is!
[07:19] ---
    After all, her co-star
    is that Tanimoto-kun...
[07:21] ---
    Hey, don't look away.
[07:23] ---
    This is an important time that
    you spend with me before dinner.
[07:26] ---
    "Apachai, Ma, Sakaki, Koetsuji"
[07:26] ---
    You've been getting less
    time to learn kung fu lately,
[07:29] ---
    so I want you to put
    more effort into it.
[07:31] ---
    Don't make a pie chart out of them.
[07:34] ---
    All right, let's begin.
[07:37] ---
    This is the takusosho
    stance of the Baguazhang.
[07:42] ---
    Now Ken-chan, strike me.
[07:45] ---
    Take this, Tanimoto-kun!
[07:48] ---
    With this stance, you can switch to
    the complete opposite stance and...
[07:54] ---
    you can attack and
    defend at the same time.
[07:57] ---
    Whoa, you're right!
[07:58] ---
    You can easily break your
    opponent's arm from this stance.
[08:02] ---
    Owww!
[08:03] ---
    The Baguazhang focuses
    on combination attacks
[08:06] ---
    that flow easily
    from one to the other.
[08:08] ---
    Let's try a few easy ones.
[08:09] ---
    Chop to the throat, the groin,
[08:11] ---
    and to the head,
    and then elbow to the ribs!
[08:13] ---
    And finally...
[08:17] ---
    You hit the back of the leg,
    push him down and finish him off.
[08:20] ---
    But because this is a combination
    attack with flowing movements,
[08:23] ---
    the impact of each hit is weak.
[08:25] ---
    That's why you aim for the vital parts,
[08:27] ---
    but you don't want to
    kill your opponent, either.
[08:30] ---
    And now, I will show you my secret
    technique for getting out of a grip.
[08:39] ---
    With your wrist?
[08:40] ---
    Now, an opponent with a strong neck
    would be able to withstand that hit.
[08:45] ---
    Because you can't put your
    full force into it at this distance.
[08:49] ---
    And your opponent would
    be thinking the same thing.
[08:51] ---
    However, that's exactly
    what you'd want to happen.
[08:53] ---
    Huh?
[09:00] ---
    What was that? A very powerful
    hit came from nowhere!
[09:03] ---
    The secret is this form.
[09:05] ---
    Once your hand is placed
    against your opponent's chin,
[09:07] ---
    you use your other
    hand to strike the elbow.
[09:09] ---
    The force of two hands is now
    behind the one hand that's in contact.
[09:13] ---
    Moreover, since your hand is already
    in contact with your opponent's chin,
[09:15] ---
    he isn't able to dodge the second hit.
[09:17] ---
    That's a powerful technique.
[09:18] ---
    I thought it was going
    to break my neck.
[09:21] ---
    It's a dangerous technique.
[09:22] ---
    Don't teach it to anyone,
    and don't use it against anyone frail.
[09:28] ---
    Well, that's it for today.
[09:30] ---
    Now you can think about how to
    get Miu's attention all you want.
[09:34] ---
    Yes, sir.
[09:36] ---
    Oh, let me give you a warning.
[09:38] ---
    Yes?
[09:39] ---
    In any age, a man,
[09:41] ---
    who focuses on one thing and works
    hard for it always gets the girls.
[09:46] ---
    Besides, Miu is clumsy, but not dumb.
[09:48] ---
    I'm sure your feelings for her
    will get through to her one day.
[09:53] ---
    What are you trying to do,
    join the drama club now?
[09:56] ---
    I should take this book away from you.
[09:59] ---
    --Please don't take it away!
    --O Romeo!
[10:05] ---
    O Romeo, Romeo!
    Wherefore art thou Romeo?
[10:09] ---
    --Whoa, Miu-san is such a terrible actor...
    --Alas, there lies more peril in thine eye
[10:13] ---
    than twenty of their swords:
    look thou but sweet.
[10:16] ---
    On the other hand,
    Master Koetsuji is really good!
[10:19] ---
    Not only that, he's already
    saying his lines from memory.
[10:22] ---
    Is Miu-san going to be okay?
    I'm starting to get kind of worried...
[10:26] ---
    O Romeo!
[10:34] ---
    Come to think of it, a person,
    who's not even in the drama club,
[10:37] ---
    is going to play the female lead.
    What kind of drama is that?
[10:39] ---
    I'm getting a little concerned.
[10:41] ---
    "Drama Club"
[10:41] ---
    So this is it, huh?
[10:43] ---
    I'm going to take a
    peek at their rehearsal.
[10:45] ---
    --Hold on, Imai!
    --Huh?
[10:47] ---
    I'm sorry, Tanimoto...
    but I can't take this anymore!
[10:51] ---
    You're the sub captain of the club.
[10:52] ---
    How can you let their threats
    get to you like that?
[10:57] ---
    Imai...
[11:00] ---
    Oh, Shirahama-kun...
[11:03] ---
    If you're looking for Furinji-san,
    she's still at the gymnastic club.
[11:06] ---
    Oh, I know. By the way,
    what was that about?
[11:11] ---
    The thing is...
[11:13] ---
    "Martial Arts Research Club"?
[11:15] ---
    Right.
[11:17] ---
    But there's nothing
    "research club" about it.
[11:19] ---
    They're just a gang of nasty thugs.
[11:22] ---
    They've been trying to make
    this room their hangout.
[11:25] ---
    Because of the harassment, most of
    the club members have quit the club.
[11:32] ---
    I have a favor to ask
    of you, Shirahama-kun.
[11:33] ---
    What?
[11:35] ---
    Protect the rest of the
    drama club members from them!
[11:40] ---
    T-Tanimoto-kun...
[11:46] ---
    Hey, don't tell me you
    guys still haven't left!
[11:49] ---
    You sure don't understand
    our point, do you?
[11:53] ---
    Looks like you need to feel
    some pain in order to understand.
[12:12] ---
    Come on! Hurry up and
    clear the room already!
[12:15] ---
    You wouldn't want us to mess up
    your pretty face, would you?
[12:21] ---
    T-Tanimoto-kun, are they the ones?
[12:26] ---
    So what are you going to do?
[12:28] ---
    Eh?!
[12:32] ---
    Don't think you can get whatever you
    want by using threats and violence!
[12:36] ---
    This room belongs to the drama club,
    that's been around for a long time!
[12:40] ---
    Tanimoto-kun...
[12:42] ---
    Check it out. It's a cool stage set.
[12:44] ---
    What's your next production?
    Was it Juliet and Romeo?
[12:48] ---
    Don't touch that!
[12:50] ---
    Rolling... Crunch!
[12:55] ---
    Stop it!
[13:00] ---
    Pile driver!
[13:07] ---
    That's enough!
[13:09] ---
    You're pulling out my hair!
[13:11] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[13:13] ---
    Wanna fight?
[13:16] ---
    My name is Kenichi Shirahama!
[13:18] ---
    And the next production is
    Romeo and Juliet, you idiot!
[13:24] ---
    K-Kenichi Shirahama?
[13:26] ---
    Y-You mean the shock troop
    commander of the Shinpaku Federation?
[13:29] ---
    Wh-What should we do?
[13:30] ---
    Supposedly he wiped out the Kisara
    crew of the Ragnarok all by himself!
[13:34] ---
    I've heard that he can even take down
    a bear when he's in the best condition.
[13:37] ---
    According to the rumor I heard,
    he can do that with only one hand!
[13:40] ---
    Is this the work of Niijima?
[13:42] ---
    Damn it! We won't forget this!
[13:44] ---
    We're gonna make you pay for this!
[13:46] ---
    Amazing! You scared them off!
    It's just like the rumors said!
[13:51] ---
    What kind of rumors
    have you been hearing?
[13:53] ---
    You sure have powerful arms!
[13:56] ---
    I can't believe you stopped
    that pile driver with one arm!
[13:59] ---
    People aren't able to move
    when someone's grabbing their hair.
[14:02] ---
    I see. You must be
    really used to fighting.
[14:06] ---
    I heard that you've been
    getting some pretty serious
[14:07] ---
    hands-on martial arts training.
[14:09] ---
    Huh? Oh, yeah...
[14:13] ---
    Must be nice... To have
    the talent for martial arts...
[14:17] ---
    What?!
[14:18] ---
    Did you say "talent"?
[14:19] ---
    This is not "talent"!
    Don't just dismiss me as having "talent"!
[14:23] ---
    It's really tough, you know!
[14:25] ---
    Wh-What... I-I-I'm sorry.
[14:27] ---
    Sorry, I'm late!
[14:30] ---
    Gymnastics practice went
    on longer than expected.
[14:32] ---
    Huh? What are you
    doing here, Kenichi-san?
[14:36] ---
    Huh? Uh, well, um, I just
    came to see how it's going...
[14:39] ---
    G-Good luck with
    the rehearsal, you two!
[14:41] ---
    See you later!
[14:43] ---
    Hey, Shirahama-kun! Wait up!
[14:46] ---
    Kenichi-san sure is acting strange...
[14:51] ---
    You're such a fool! If you didn't butt in,
    the whole play would've been ruined!
[14:55] ---
    You have no one else to blame but
    yourself if those two get together.
[14:59] ---
    Be quiet, you devil!
[15:07] ---
    It's a pain in the ass!
[15:10] ---
    I don't care if it's the
    Shinpaku Federation or whatever,
[15:12] ---
    you should be able to
    take care of them in no time.
[15:16] ---
    So, what the hell are
    you thinking about?
[15:19] ---
    Just leave me alone.
    I'm having some fun with this.
[15:22] ---
    Then why don't you act
    like you're having fun?
[15:25] ---
    You're not very convincing.
[15:27] ---
    The man named Shirahama...
[15:28] ---
    I have no doubt that I can
    beat him easily right now.
[15:31] ---
    But I assume the ones
    who've been teaching him
[15:33] ---
    martial arts are serious masters.
[15:35] ---
    With every day that passes,
    his skills and strength are improving.
[15:40] ---
    I see. You're thinking like a farmer
    who waits for the harvest, huh?
[15:45] ---
    You can tease me like this,
[15:46] ---
    but I suggest you don't
    let this go on too long.
[15:48] ---
    There will be a major
    war coming up soon.
[15:51] ---
    You can be a martial arts
    freak about this,
[15:53] ---
    but if you keep on messing around,
    you'll get stabbed in the back.
[16:00] ---
    Thou art thyself,
    though not a Montague.
[16:03] ---
    Moo!
[16:04] ---
    "Romeo and Juliet"
[16:06] ---
    And is that Romeo that I see there?
[16:09] ---
    --Moo!
    --Miu-san hasn't gotten any better...
[16:11] ---
    --Or is that a cow?
    --Miu-san hasn't gotten any better...
[16:13] ---
    No, not like that.
    You have to say it slower.
[16:16] ---
    You have to whisper out loud as if
    you were talking to the cow far away.
[16:21] ---
    Okay.
[16:22] ---
    --He's coaching her at a pretty high level.
    --Or is it a cow?
[16:24] ---
    I bet Master Koetsuji
    could make a living
[16:26] ---
    --as a drama teacher.
    --That's pretty good.
[16:28] ---
    Thank you.
[16:33] ---
    What was that? What was that?
[16:39] ---
    I captured a suspicious fellow.
[16:42] ---
    Well, he is suspicious,
[16:43] ---
    but he is actually one of
    my bad friends, remember?
[16:47] ---
    Oh.
[16:48] ---
    Actually, I've been looking into
    some things about Natsu Tanimoto,
[16:53] ---
    and I discovered something incredible.
[16:54] ---
    What is that? Is it some kind
    of major weakness or something?
[16:57] ---
    What is that? Is it some kind
    of major weakness or something?
[16:58] ---
    No. Actually... he's perfect.
[17:03] ---
    What?
[17:05] ---
    He's only a freshman,
[17:07] ---
    but he possesses great leadership
    skills as the captain of the drama club.
[17:09] ---
    The teachers like him, and of
    course his grades are excellent.
[17:12] ---
    And not only that,
    he never brags about it.
[17:14] ---
    He even helps other
    students with their studies.
[17:16] ---
    Oh well, he's perfect
    all-around, just like he looks.
[17:20] ---
    This is fishy! There's no way
    a person like that exists!
[17:23] ---
    No matter who they are,
[17:25] ---
    if you pound them hard enough,
    you'll see some dust.
[17:29] ---
    Is that how it is?
[17:30] ---
    I'm saying it is!
    There's no mistaking it.
[17:32] ---
    He's definitely suspicious.
[17:34] ---
    My suspicious radar is going
    crazy with this guy, too.
[17:37] ---
    Anyway, put the screws
    on him and make him talk.
[17:39] ---
    Hey now!
[17:40] ---
    Don't worry. If you put the screws
    on him, you'll find out his flaws.
[17:43] ---
    Give me a break!
    Get out of here, you devil!
[17:45] ---
    Dude... As a man, can you really let
[17:47] ---
    a perfect, good-looking guy
    like him get away with it?
[17:49] ---
    Damn, just shut up! Get out!
[17:53] ---
    --See you later!
    --See you later!
[17:56] ---
    I can't believe that Niijima
    came all the way to Ryozanpaku
[17:59] ---
    just to tell me that crap!
[18:01] ---
    It sounds like something
    Niijima-san would do.
[18:05] ---
    To tell the truth, I was actually
    jealous of him for being so perfect.
[18:10] ---
    But when I saw him stand up
    to those guys yesterday...
[18:14] ---
    ...it reminded me of myself getting all
    pumped up and charging at the bad guys.
[18:18] ---
    I don't know why but I just
    couldn't dislike him anymore.
[18:22] ---
    So, I'm going to do whatever I can
[18:23] ---
    to protect the drama club
    from those delinquents.
[18:26] ---
    So, Miu-san, you just
    concentrate on your part of Juliet,
[18:29] ---
    Okay!
[18:31] ---
    But, actually, there is something
    that I've been concerned about, too.
[18:34] ---
    What?
[18:35] ---
    Tanimoto-san is really good at acting,
[18:39] ---
    but I get the feeling that
    he doesn't really enjoy acting.
[18:43] ---
    Whenever he's acting, I see a very
    sad light simmering deep in his eyes.
[18:49] ---
    What? Is that right?
[18:51] ---
    So they can understand each
    other on that deep level now?
[18:55] ---
    Have they become that close?
[18:57] ---
    He's full of mystery to me...
[19:00] ---
    "Class 1-E"
[19:00] ---
    Shirahama-kun, can I see
    you for a second?
[19:02] ---
    I'm Imai, the sub captain
    of the drama club.
[19:06] ---
    I just wanted to thank you for
    that incident from the other day.
[19:08] ---
    "Thank me"?
[19:10] ---
    Oh, it's not a big deal at all.
[19:13] ---
    I just did what I did because
    Tanimoto-kun was in danger--
[19:15] ---
    Because you beat up the guys
    from the martial arts research club,
[19:18] ---
    our club has been
    able to operate again,
[19:21] ---
    but don't you think
    you just went too far?
[19:25] ---
    I heard that one of the guys
    had three fractured ribs.
[19:27] ---
    What?
[19:28] ---
    No way!
[19:30] ---
    Wait a minute.
    That couldn't have been me!
[19:32] ---
    I was just in that room and--
[19:34] ---
    Hey, did you hear that?
[19:35] ---
    Apparently Shirahama-kun threatened
    them into transferring to another school.
[19:38] ---
    He can be pretty nasty, huh?
[19:41] ---
    He didn't really have
    to hospitalize them.
[19:44] ---
    Rumor has it that this is related to
    some conflicts among the gang groups.
[19:46] ---
    Wait a minute, guys!
[19:47] ---
    --I didn't do it!
    --We've been calling him a hero,
[19:50] ---
    but after all,
    he's just one of those thugs.
[19:57] ---
    Job well done, Kenichi!
[19:59] ---
    Are you finally ready to join
    the Shinpaku Federation now?
[20:02] ---
    What are you talking
    about at a time like this?
[20:04] ---
    Don't be shy!
[20:05] ---
    I heard that you destroyed three
    separate delinquent groups yesterday,
[20:09] ---
    going around calling yourself Kenichi
    Shirahama of the Shinpaku Federation!
[20:13] ---
    Wha... N-Niijima!
    Don't tell me you did it again!
[20:17] ---
    What are you talking about?
[20:18] ---
    The story itself is
    already over-the-top!
[20:19] ---
    There's no need for
    me to embellish it!
[20:24] ---
    Wait a second... why don't we
    add a little more drama to the story?
[20:28] ---
    How about some heart-wrenching story
    about the friendship between you and me?
[20:31] ---
    Or something like, your passion
    to protect your subordinate
[20:33] ---
    drove you to do something?
    Hey, what do you think?
[20:38] ---
    What's going on?
[20:41] ---
    No one believes me...
    I really don't know anything...
[20:48] ---
    But I do believe you, Shirahama-kun.
[20:50] ---
    What?
[20:51] ---
    I can't imagine someone, who
    deliberately goes looking for fights,
[20:54] ---
    to be able to grow flowers
    as beautiful as these are.
[20:58] ---
    Thank you, Izumi-san.
    You're the only one who believes me.
[21:04] ---
    Yay!
[21:06] ---
    And, Miu-san, too.
[21:12] ---
    But, in any case,
    who would go around,
[21:14] ---
    destroying delinquent
    groups, using my name?
[21:17] ---
    I heard about what happened,
    Shirahama-kun.
[21:22] ---
    Tanimoto-kun.
[21:23] ---
    Whoa! That's the famous
    Prince Tanimoto!!
[21:27] ---
    People are awful, aren't they?
[21:29] ---
    They'd expect whatever
    they want out of you
[21:31] ---
    and say whatever
    they want about you...
[21:33] ---
    Basically, all they
    care about is themselves.
[21:40] ---
    Oh, my god! What am I doing, being
    dazzled by the Prince? I'm such a cheater!
[21:45] ---
    I believe you. Of course,
    at first I thought you did it.
[21:52] ---
    You're someone who
    knows when to stop.
[21:57] ---
    And what happened in the
    recent incident was just sick.
[22:03] ---
    You know, people have this notion
    that I am some kind of perfect student.
[22:07] ---
    I don't have a lot of friends.
[22:08] ---
    So it'd be great if I could
    consider us as friends from now on.
[22:17] ---
    Sure.
[22:25] ---
    Just now, I certainly saw a very sad
    light simmering deep in his eyes...
[22:40] ---
    "Daily Devotion"
[22:40] ---
    It's not bad to go crazy
[22:42] ---
    "Flap" "Flap"
[22:45] ---
    If it’s exciting I have to do it
[22:45] ---
    "I wonder when Miu actually trains."
[22:51] ---
    "Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?"
[22:51] ---
    Stop hesitating already
[22:52] ---
    "Swish"
[22:52] ---
    "She's training at all times!"
[22:54] ---
    "The kitchen knife doesn't
    cut so well anymore..."
[22:55] ---
    "You don't know what you're doing."
[22:58] ---
    Even when my smile
    is about to get cloudy
[22:58] ---
    "Shkeeen!"
[23:00] ---
    "Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!"
[23:03] ---
    "Split..."
[23:03] ---
    As long as I have faith
[23:05] ---
    "Is she a master
    swordsmith or what?"
[23:07] ---
    "Swimming club's determination!"
[23:08] ---
    I can do it
[23:09] ---
    "Ready!"
[23:12] ---
    "Hmph, you're in for serious water
    resistance with those big boobs!"
[23:12] ---
    Wow, wow
[23:15] ---
    "Beep!"
[23:15] ---
    The overflowing feelings that are
    dazzling and shining straight through
[23:15] ---
    "Whirl Whirl"
[23:18] ---
    "That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short."
[23:21] ---
    "The Titsy"
[23:22] ---
    will surely change into strong power
[23:27] ---
    "Gulp Gulp"
[23:27] ---
    "Honoka"
[23:27] ---
    "Fine! Bring it on!"
[23:27] ---
    I don't want to regret it
    without even trying it first, so...
[23:30] ---
    "Hog hog chomp chomp"
[23:30] ---
    "Hahaha, what's
    going on, Honoka?"
[23:30] ---
    "Trying to be a sumo wrestler?"
[23:33] ---
    "Shock!" "Wham!" "Yah!"
[23:33] ---
    "N-Nice dropkick..."
[23:33] ---
    As long as there's tomorrow
    I will keep going
[23:37] ---
    "The Mightiest Tochumaru"
[23:40] ---
    "Bam!"
[23:45] ---
    "That wasn't you." "Nah..."
[24:06] ---
    Miu-san is going to perform
    at the play tomorrow!
[24:08] ---
    I'm so looking forward to it!
[24:10] ---
    Are you sure?
[24:11] ---
    I bet Miu-san is going to look
    absolutely beautiful! I can't wait!
[24:15] ---
    Are you sure?
[24:17] ---
    All the Masters are going to see it too!
    We're going to cheer her on!
[24:22] ---
    There's going to be
    a kissing scene in the play.
[24:24] ---
    No! Don't say that!
    I've been trying to forget about it,
[24:28] ---
    but you reminded me all over again!
[24:32] ---
    What am I going to do?

Season 1

E25 - Stand Strong Kenichi! Miu's Kiss!

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[00:09] ---
    Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
[00:14] ---
    Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
[00:17] ---
    Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
    Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
    Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
[00:36] ---
    Sono risouzou mune ni daki
[00:40] ---
    Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
    Wakime mo furazu
[00:48] ---
    Demo nakidashi soude nagedashitaku natte
[00:53] ---
    Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
    Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
    Tani e tsukiotose
[01:06] ---
    Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
[01:11] ---
    yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
[01:15] ---
    Tsuyoku nareru
[01:18] ---
    Tsuranukya iisa
[01:34] ---
    Nice to meet you,
    I am Natsu Tanimoto.
[01:37] ---
    You must be Kenichi Shirahama-san.
[01:40] ---
    I've heard so much about you.
[01:41] ---
    R-Right...
[01:43] ---
    He's extremely pretty!
    Like a pop star!
[01:46] ---
    Oh no, I have no chance
    against him whatsoever!
[01:48] ---
    Apparently the drama club
    has been short-handed,
[01:52] ---
    and he just asked me if I'm
    interested in playing the role of Juliet
[01:54] ---
    in Romeo and Juliet.
[01:56] ---
    I'll play the Romeo part.
[01:58] ---
    I even thought that might be a
    perfect combination for a second!
[02:02] ---
    He's only a freshman,
[02:02] ---
    but he possesses great leadership skills
    as the captain of the drama club.
[02:05] ---
    The teachers like him, and of
    course his grades are excellent.
[02:08] ---
    And not only that,
    he never brags about it.
[02:10] ---
    He even helps other
    students with their studies.
[02:12] ---
    This is fishy! There's no way
    a person like that exists!
[02:15] ---
    No matter who they are, if you pound
    them hard enough, you'll see some dust.
[02:20] ---
    Is that how it is?
[02:21] ---
    I'm saying it is!
    There's no mistaking it.
[02:24] ---
    He's definitely suspicious.
[02:25] ---
    My suspicious radar is
    going crazy with this guy, too.
[02:34] ---
    Please cheer up!
[02:36] ---
    I believe in you, Shirahama-kun!
[02:39] ---
    Yeah. Thanks, Izumi-san.
[02:42] ---
    Isn't everyone just
    terrible, Shirahama-kun?
[02:47] ---
    Tanimoto-kun.
[02:48] ---
    That famous Prince Tanimoto!
[02:51] ---
    What are you doing here?
[02:54] ---
    People have this certain
    expectation about you,
[02:55] ---
    and they get disappointed
    if you don't fulfill it.
[02:58] ---
    Basically, all my classmates
    think about is themselves.
[03:03] ---
    But I trust you.
[03:05] ---
    I thought of you when I first
    heard about how the members
[03:09] ---
    of the martial arts
    research club got beat up.
[03:12] ---
    But I know that you're
    someone who knows when to stop.
[03:14] ---
    And what happened in the
    recent incident was just sick.
[03:20] ---
    You know, people have this notion
[03:21] ---
    that I am some kind of perfect
    student and are annoyed by me.
[03:25] ---
    So I don't have a lot of friends.
[03:27] ---
    So it'd be great if I could
    consider us as friends from now on.
[03:30] ---
    S-Sure. My pleasure.
[03:38] ---
    Just now... Just now I certainly
    saw a sad light in his eyes...
[03:47] ---
    I'm such a cheater! Take that!
    Take that! Take that!
[03:56] ---
    O Romeo! Deny thy father,
    and refuse thy name!
[04:03] ---
    Sh-She's gotten better!
[04:06] ---
    That was excellent! You passed!
[04:09] ---
    I can see all the practice
    you've done has paid off!
[04:11] ---
    You really worked
    hard for it, Furinji-san!
[04:14] ---
    Well, that's because you're
    such a great coach, Tanimoto-san.
[04:18] ---
    Damn it! She is right!
[04:20] ---
    Tanimoto-kun's lead has definitely
    been improving Miu-san's performance!
[04:25] ---
    I don't want to admit it,
    but those two are perfectly in sync!
[04:29] ---
    Are you stupid or what?
[04:30] ---
    If you really don't
    want those two to hook up,
[04:33] ---
    why don't you go ahead and
    kick Tanimoto's ass already?
[04:36] ---
    He's a great athlete, but he's a C-
    when it comes to fighting strength.
[04:40] ---
    Sh-Shut up!
[04:42] ---
    It doesn't bother you?
[04:42] ---
    People are already calling them
    "the perfect couple" and stuff.
[04:46] ---
    Why don't you strip him
    naked and hang him upside down
[04:48] ---
    from the top of the school building?
[04:51] ---
    Shut up!
[04:52] ---
    I am now Tanimoto-kun's friend!
[04:55] ---
    I'll get mad if you keep on
    saying awful things like that!
[04:58] ---
    So he talked you into it,
    huh? What a softy you are!
[05:00] ---
    That's exactly what he wants.
[05:02] ---
    At any rate...
[05:04] ---
    Natsu Tanimoto... He's
    one irritating son of a bitch.
[05:10] ---
    Jeez... Kisara-sama has been
    doing nothing but training these days.
[05:14] ---
    On the other hand we've been looking for
    that big-foreheaded girl day-in-day-out!
[05:17] ---
    It's sure getting boring. Huh?
[05:20] ---
    You look very pretty without glasses.
[05:23] ---
    What? That's not true at all!
[05:27] ---
    Hey, the big-foreheaded girl!
[05:30] ---
    You should get rid of these geeky
    glasses and switch to contact lenses!
[05:36] ---
    Contact lenses...
[05:44] ---
    ...don't seem to suit my eyes!
[05:48] ---
    I-I see...
[05:49] ---
    That was amazing, Furinji-san!
[05:51] ---
    I'm in the gymnastics club after all.
[05:54] ---
    They came so close to figuring out that
    you're wearing fake glasses, Miu-san.
[06:02] ---
    I found her! Who would've known
    that she was a student at my school?
[06:06] ---
    Kisara-sama! You have
    to thank me for this!
[06:10] ---
    You found out where that cow tits is?
[06:12] ---
    Yeah! She turned out to
    be a student of our school!
[06:15] ---
    What?
[06:16] ---
    Damn... She was under
    my very nose, huh?
[06:18] ---
    I was a little careless
    with her the other day.
[06:21] ---
    I didn't think I'd ever run
    into a girl who's that good.
[06:27] ---
    But this time there will be no
    holding back or mercy on her!
[06:30] ---
    I'm sure she won't be able
    to keep up with my speed,
[06:32] ---
    that I've gained from my
    special training, with those big,
[06:34] ---
    heavy boobs of hers!
[06:35] ---
    Yaay! I'll finally get to have some fun!
[06:39] ---
    Kisara-sama, you've got a
    message from Hermit-sama.
[06:42] ---
    Huh? Again?! What now?!
[06:45] ---
    Well, actually...
[06:47] ---
    That cow tits... I mean,
[06:50] ---
    he wants you to stay away from
    Miu Furinji of Koryo High School.
[06:53] ---
    What did you say? I absolutely refuse!
    I am going after her!
[06:57] ---
    However, considering
    our current situation...
[06:59] ---
    Tell Hermit that I said
    I'd frickin' kill him
[07:01] ---
    if he kept on running his mouth, too!
[07:05] ---
    Stop her.
[07:06] ---
    No.
[07:18] ---
    Wh-What's the matter
    with you, sighing like that?
[07:21] ---
    That goes for you, too, Kenichi-san.
[07:24] ---
    You know, the people at school think
    I'm some kind of violent person, so...
[07:28] ---
    Don't worry. They'll realize it's just
    a misunderstanding sooner or later.
[07:33] ---
    Thanks.
[07:34] ---
    But the truth is that I've been
    contemplating over you, Miu-san.
[07:38] ---
    So, how about you, Miu-san?
[07:40] ---
    You're nervous because
    the performance is tomorrow?
[07:42] ---
    Well, that, too, but the thing
    is that everyone in the drama club
[07:48] ---
    is expecting their family members
    to come and see them perform.
[07:52] ---
    But in my case, Grandpa has gone
    somewhere in the south again...
[08:00] ---
    I was thinking maybe I'd be all alone,
[08:03] ---
    just like I was at the
    elementary school's parents' day.
[08:10] ---
    But you have me!
[08:12] ---
    What?
[08:13] ---
    I'll be there to make up for your
    whole family and cheer you on tomorrow!
[08:18] ---
    I guess you're right! Thank you.
[08:21] ---
    But try not to be loud
    during the performance, okay?
[08:25] ---
    Oh, right! Sorry!
[08:33] ---
    I see. Miu said that, huh?
[08:36] ---
    Well, it doesn't really concern me,
[08:38] ---
    but I figured I should
    let you know at least.
[08:40] ---
    That's all.
[08:41] ---
    That old man always
    does this at the worst times!
[08:45] ---
    There're going to be all
    kinds of high school girls!
[08:47] ---
    No, I mean, I'm sorry for Miu...
[08:49] ---
    "Rumble"
[08:50] ---
    I guess we have no choice.
    We should step up to the plate and...
[08:58] ---
    --Hello!
    --Please come in!
[09:00] ---
    Here you go!
[09:12] ---
    Oh, my! So, you're
    Furinji-san's father?
[09:14] ---
    Huh?
[09:19] ---
    Thank you very much for all
    your help with my daughter.
[09:22] ---
    The one next to me is her brother,
    and the one next to him is my wife.
[09:25] ---
    Hey, you should've left
    the sword at home.
[09:28] ---
    But at least it's in the bag.
[09:30] ---
    Hi, I'm Apachai!
[09:32] ---
    I'm glad that we got here early.
    We've got great seats!
[09:36] ---
    Everyone... They all came for me.
    I'm not alone today.
[09:41] ---
    It's almost time, Furinji-san!
[09:44] ---
    O-Okay!
[09:46] ---
    Huh? Now that I think about it,
    I didn't see Kenichi-san there...
[09:53] ---
    Hey.
[09:55] ---
    What the hell are
    you doing here?
[09:55] ---
    "Members Wanted"
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[09:57] ---
    The performance is
    going to start soon.
[10:00] ---
    To tell you the truth,
[10:01] ---
    I've been wandering around here
    because I don't think I can watch it.
[10:04] ---
    What?
[10:05] ---
    What?
[10:06] ---
    You know you really
    need to grow a pair!
[10:08] ---
    You promised her that you'd be
    there, right? Then go and watch it!
[10:10] ---
    You know something? There are some
    kissing scenes in Romeo and Juliet!
[10:14] ---
    So what? It's just a
    part of the performance!
[10:17] ---
    But I can't take it! They should go
    ahead and cancel that stupid play!
[10:23] ---
    He's pathetic...
[10:28] ---
    To hell with the play!
    To hell with the kissing scene!
[10:34] ---
    Listen, I want you guys to take
    care of the Shinpaku Federation.
[10:38] ---
    I'll take care of that cow tits.
[10:40] ---
    --Yes, ma'am!
    --All right!
[10:43] ---
    That's Kisara Nanjo.
[10:45] ---
    Are they planning to start
    something up at school?
[10:47] ---
    But, who is this "cow tits" anyway?
[10:50] ---
    Was she talking about Miu-san?
[10:52] ---
    Moo!
[10:55] ---
    But you know what, Kisara-sama?
[10:57] ---
    That big-foreheaded girl is in
    the middle of the play right now.
[11:00] ---
    What are you planning on doing?
[11:01] ---
    I don't give a damn about that!
    It's rather convenient for me!
[11:05] ---
    I'm going to ruin the play and
    humiliate her in front of the audience.
[11:10] ---
    Wh-What did she just say?
    I need to stop her somehow!
[11:14] ---
    Lucky you!
[11:15] ---
    Niijima! When did you get here?
[11:18] ---
    It's my specialty to
    sneak up on people.
[11:21] ---
    Aren't you worried?
[11:22] ---
    This is big trouble for your beloved
    Shinpaku Federation as well!
[11:25] ---
    There's nothing to worry about.
    I've got all my men standing by.
[11:30] ---
    Really? That's good to know.
[11:32] ---
    I mean, this is not the time to
    be relaxing! Miu-san is in danger!
[11:35] ---
    Hold it.
[11:36] ---
    Doesn't this actually work for you?
    If you just leave it as it is,
[11:39] ---
    Miu-chan won't have to do
    the kissing scene, you know.
[11:43] ---
    And not only that, your monster masters
    are sitting in the audience right now.
[11:48] ---
    First of all, I don't understand why that
    cow tits is playing Juliet in the play!
[11:52] ---
    I mean, does it say that in the script?
[11:54] ---
    The one who plays Juliet must
    have big boobs or something?
[11:56] ---
    Does having big boobs make you
    better than everybody else, or what?
[11:59] ---
    You must be jealous of her, I guess.
[12:01] ---
    Shut up!
[12:03] ---
    Why the hell would
    I be jealous of her?
[12:05] ---
    I'm sorry!
[12:08] ---
    Y-You're right.
[12:10] ---
    If I just let it be,
[12:12] ---
    the play will be ruined
    and there'll be no kissing scene!
[12:15] ---
    And the Kisara crew will
    be destroyed by my masters!
[12:18] ---
    It'll kill two birds with one stone!
[12:20] ---
    Besides, can I really
    stop them all by myself?
[12:24] ---
    I have no option other
    than letting them go.
[12:26] ---
    Oh? So you've made up your mind?
[12:29] ---
    I was asked to play
    the part of Juliet.
[12:32] ---
    I'm losing my voice.
[12:35] ---
    I can't do it right!
    Maybe I have no talent...
[12:38] ---
    You have more
    talent than me though!
[12:40] ---
    Is this a real sword?
[12:42] ---
    That'd add more drama to it.
[12:45] ---
    Don't get caught up with the character.
[12:46] ---
    Always try to observe your
    performance objectively.
[12:49] ---
    Yes!
[12:50] ---
    Thank you. But try not to be loud
    during the performance, okay?
[12:56] ---
    Come with me. I know a good spot.
[12:59] ---
    Let's go there and see what
    happens from a vantage point.
[13:02] ---
    Hold it, you guys!
[13:05] ---
    If you're planning on
    disrupting Miu-san,
[13:08] ---
    I won't let you get away with it!
[13:26] ---
    By whose direction
    found'st thou out this place?
[13:31] ---
    By love, who first did
    prompt me to inquire;
[13:34] ---
    He lent me counsel and I lent him eyes.
[13:37] ---
    I am no pilot; yet, wert thou as far
[13:39] ---
    As that vast shore
    wash'd with the farthest sea,
[13:41] ---
    I would adventure for such merchandise.
[13:43] ---
    --Apapa...
    --Man, I'm impressed.
[13:45] ---
    Shhh! They sure are putting
    on a great performance.
[13:49] ---
    The one I'm most impressed with is
    the young guy who's playing Romeo.
[13:53] ---
    At first sight, it appears that he's
    very much focused only on his acting.
[13:56] ---
    But I can tell he's
    adjusting his performance
[13:58] ---
    based on the subtle
    reactions of the audience.
[14:01] ---
    He's still young, but
    he's quite remarkable.
[14:02] ---
    Hey, Akisame! Hey!
[14:04] ---
    Will you quiet down?
[14:06] ---
    You know Kenichi still
    hasn't shown up yet.
[14:09] ---
    We even saved a special seat for him.
[14:12] ---
    I know... I know what
    you're going through, Ken-chan!
[14:14] ---
    But this is also a part of being young!
[14:17] ---
    To cease thy suit,
    and leave me to my grief:
[14:19] ---
    To-morrow will I send.
[14:21] ---
    So thrive my soul--
[14:23] ---
    Hmm?
[14:25] ---
    That stepping method...
    The opposing triple step.
[14:27] ---
    To think he'd unconsciously
    do those steps
[14:30] ---
    I can tell that that young man is
    well trained in the martial arts.
[14:38] ---
    Oh? Here comes the
    shock troop commander
[14:41] ---
    of the Shinpaku Federation, huh?
[14:51] ---
    You bastard!
[14:52] ---
    Wanna fight?
[14:57] ---
    I won't let you go any further!
[15:02] ---
    Is he stupid or what? He just
    blew a perfect opportunity!
[15:06] ---
    Son of a bitch!
[15:06] ---
    We're gonna make you
    pay for the other day!
[15:13] ---
    Why you...
[15:17] ---
    Back roundhouse strike.
[15:19] ---
    Damn you!
[15:23] ---
    Wrist turn!
[15:25] ---
    You're wide open!
[15:28] ---
    Takusosho!
[15:30] ---
    Yamazuki!
[15:38] ---
    Hey!
[15:38] ---
    Let them go.
[15:40] ---
    Oh? I don't know what
    kind of training you've had,
[15:44] ---
    but you're a whole lot
    better than the last time.
[15:48] ---
    I changed my mind. I'll take him on
    before I deal with the cow tits!
[15:54] ---
    This is perfect for a warm up.
    Now, bring it on, kid!
[15:59] ---
    Please don't do this!
[16:02] ---
    I'll never raise a hand
    against a woman!
[16:04] ---
    Just turn around and go home!
[16:07] ---
    Wh-What did you just say?
[16:10] ---
    "You'll never raise a
    hand against a woman"?
[16:13] ---
    Do you think that makes you cool?!
[16:16] ---
    Don't you remember that I told
    you that bullshit like that,
[16:18] ---
    pisses me off the most?!
[16:28] ---
    Furinji-san? Is everything okay?
[16:30] ---
    Well, it looks like a strap on
    my shoe snapped all of a sudden.
[16:33] ---
    That's a problem!
[16:35] ---
    Wait for me. I'll go and get a
    replacement shoe for you right now.
[16:38] ---
    O-Okay. Thanks.
[16:42] ---
    I thought that the shoe size
    was perfect for me...
[16:44] ---
    I wonder what happened.
[16:47] ---
    These violent delights
    have violent ends
[16:48] ---
    And in their triumph die,
    like fire and powder,
[16:50] ---
    Which as they kiss consume:
    the sweetest honey
[16:52] ---
    Is loathsome in his own deliciousness
    and in the taste confounds the appetite:
[16:54] ---
    Therefore love moderately; long love doth so;
    Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.
[17:08] ---
    This isn't good.
    Now he's made Kisara-sama mad.
[17:12] ---
    That kid... He's going to die!
[17:22] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:23] ---
    Are you making sure you
    look cool when you die, too?
[17:25] ---
    Start attacking me already!
[17:33] ---
    Huh? So you're finally
    ready to do this?
[17:42] ---
    Please stop it! I have no
    intention of fighting you!
[17:45] ---
    You...
[17:48] ---
    You little punk! I'll kill you!
[17:55] ---
    Because I'm a girl?
    Don't you make a fool out of me!
[18:07] ---
    I'm telling you.
    She's been training like crazy.
[18:11] ---
    She could beat me...
[18:12] ---
    All right! That's enough!
[18:14] ---
    Okay!
[18:15] ---
    Kisara, I'd say that you could
    probably go up against guys in a fight.
[18:20] ---
    Yes!
[18:21] ---
    Hmm?
[18:22] ---
    No matter what I do, I just
    don't want to be outdone by men.
[18:25] ---
    And that goes for taekwondo as well.
[18:27] ---
    One day, I hope to even
    win against a master like you.
[18:32] ---
    Is that right? Okay,
    how about a match then?
[18:35] ---
    Yes!
[18:57] ---
    You're unbelievable, Kisara-san!
[18:59] ---
    I can't believe you're following
    the same training program as the guys.
[19:01] ---
    No, actually the program you're
    following is even harder than theirs!
[19:05] ---
    Come on, stop it. I just don't
    like it when people say stuff like,
[19:09] ---
    "Even though you're a girl" or
    "Even though you're a woman."
[19:12] ---
    In order to be stronger than men,
    I simply have to practice more than men.
[19:15] ---
    Don't you think?
[19:16] ---
    Besides, I don't look at
    myself as a woman anyway.
[19:19] ---
    What? You're crazy to think that!
    You're a very cute girl, Kisara-san!
[19:26] ---
    Thanks!
[19:29] ---
    Now begin!
[19:34] ---
    I won't lose! This guy hasn't even
    practiced half as much as I have!
[19:40] ---
    I will not be intimidated just
    because my opponent is a man!
[19:44] ---
    Oh, no!
[20:04] ---
    Stop!
[20:05] ---
    Kisara Nanjo wins!
[20:26] ---
    You know, you're a really nice guy.
[20:29] ---
    You let Kisara win the
    match earlier, didn't you?
[20:32] ---
    What? S-So you could tell?
[20:37] ---
    You know, at the end of the day
[20:39] ---
    she's still a girl no matter
    how hard she tries.
[20:42] ---
    How could a guy take a fight
    against a girl seriously?
[20:46] ---
    S-Screw you!
[20:50] ---
    A man... A man like you...
[20:55] ---
    ...destroyed my pride!
[21:09] ---
    What an incredible kick!
[21:11] ---
    I blocked that with my arms,
[21:12] ---
    but it still feels like
    I'm about to get a concussion!
[21:14] ---
    Hmph! You're unbelievably
    tough, aren't you, kid?
[21:17] ---
    You're the first person who's
    ever endured my attack this far!
[21:20] ---
    Actually, this is about
    as much as I can take.
[21:24] ---
    Don't you just love street fighting?
[21:25] ---
    What?
[21:26] ---
    There's no protectors or gloves.
[21:28] ---
    Street fighting has no rules,
[21:30] ---
    so no one can make the excuse
    that they lost on purpose!
[21:35] ---
    Take that! Let's see how
    much longer you can stay cool!
[21:40] ---
    Gotcha!
[21:46] ---
    It's over.
[22:03] ---
    What?
[22:06] ---
    I'm not going down until you leave!
[22:10] ---
    Just like you have your pride...
[22:14] ---
    I have my principles!
[22:18] ---
    What's up with this guy?
[22:20] ---
    He's an idiot! I see a
    real idiot right there!
[22:40] ---
    "Daily Devotion"
[22:40] ---
    Hacha mecha shichau
    nomo waruku wa nai
[22:42] ---
    "Flap" "Flap"
[22:45] ---
    Waku waku dekiru nara yarukkya nai
[22:45] ---
    "I wonder when Miu actually trains."
[22:51] ---
    "Hmm, what can I do to make ends meet?"
[22:51] ---
    Itsumademo mayowanaide
[22:52] ---
    "Swish"
[22:52] ---
    "She's training at all times!"
[22:54] ---
    "The kitchen knife doesn't
    cut so well anymore..."
[22:55] ---
    "You don't know what you're doing."
[22:58] ---
    Egao ga kumori souna toki mo
[22:58] ---
    "Shkeeen!"
[23:00] ---
    "Glint" "That's my Shigure-san!"
[23:03] ---
    "Split..."
[23:03] ---
    Shinjiru kimochi areba
[23:05] ---
    "Is she a master
    swordsmith or what?"
[23:07] ---
    "Swimming club's determination!"
[23:08] ---
    Yareru kara
[23:09] ---
    "Ready!"
[23:12] ---
    "Hmph, you're in for serious water
    resistance with those big boobs!"
[23:12] ---
    Wow, wow
[23:15] ---
    "Beep!"
[23:15] ---
    Kira kira massugu hikaru
    afureru omoi wa
[23:15] ---
    "Whirl Whirl"
[23:18] ---
    "That wasn't swimming!" "I'm short."
[23:21] ---
    "The Titsy"
[23:22] ---
    Kitto tsuyoi pawaa ni kawaru
[23:27] ---
    "Gulp Gulp"
[23:27] ---
    "Honoka"
[23:27] ---
    "Fine! Bring it on!"
[23:27] ---
    Yaranaide koukai shitaku naikara sou
[23:30] ---
    "Hog hog chomp chomp"
[23:30] ---
    "Hahaha, what's
    going on, Honoka?"
[23:30] ---
    "Trying to be a sumo wrestler?"
[23:33] ---
    "Shock!" "Wham!" "Yah!"
[23:33] ---
    "N-Nice dropkick..."
[23:33] ---
    Ashita ga aru kagiri susumunda
[23:37] ---
    "The Mightiest Tochumaru"
[23:40] ---
    "Bam!"
[23:45] ---
    "That wasn't you." "Nah..."
[24:08] ---
    Come on, kid.
    Move out of my way already!
[24:11] ---
    I know you're doing this for the cow tits
    girl, but you're just being too stubborn!
[24:14] ---
    I'm not doing this just for Miu-san!
[24:16] ---
    It's also for Tanimoto,
[24:17] ---
    who's worked so hard to
    make the play a success.
[24:20] ---
    So I will not let you pass!
[24:23] ---
    Hmph! I can't believe how
    much of a softy you are!
[24:26] ---
    Look, that exact sentiment
    will get you killed!
[24:28] ---
    I don't care what you say!
[24:30] ---
    I will not let you pass
    even if I have to die!

Season 1

E26 - The Stripped Mask! Hermit's True Identity!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers
    who have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:31] ---
    Gotcha!
[01:36] ---
    It's over.
[01:53] ---
    What?
[01:56] ---
    I'm not going down until you leave!
[02:01] ---
    Just like you have your pride...
[02:04] ---
    ...I have my principles!
[02:08] ---
    What's up with this guy?
[02:15] ---
    So you just refuse to
    attack me no matter what, huh?
[02:18] ---
    Is it because I'm a woman?
[02:19] ---
    That's right. I will not
    raise a hand against a woman!
[02:22] ---
    Aww! You're a pain in the ass!
    I'll let you go, so let me pass!
[02:27] ---
    I refuse that, too!
[02:28] ---
    I will not let you pass
    until Miu-san's play is over,
[02:30] ---
    even if I have to die!
[02:38] ---
    Do you like that cow tits?
[02:42] ---
    N-No! It's not like I love her or I
    want to date her or anything like that!
[02:46] ---
    It's more like I have a little crush
    on her and I just look up to her...
[02:51] ---
    --Oh, that was cold.
    --Oh, that was cold.
[02:55] ---
    Jeez! Dealing with this guy always
    throws me off! Let's get out of here!
[03:00] ---
    What? Are you sure? I thought
    you were going to destroy Furinji.
[03:04] ---
    This guy's pure idiocy made
    me lose the desire to fight her!
[03:10] ---
    So, that kid...
    Kenichi Shirahama, was it?
[03:14] ---
    Yes.
[03:15] ---
    He's in Class 1-E of our school.
[03:18] ---
    Oh, boy...
[03:24] ---
    I have a special alien power
    that allows me to melt into the wall
[03:27] ---
    and leave no trace of myself.
[03:31] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama, huh?
    He's a funny kid.
[03:35] ---
    I guess I've managed to
    drive her away somehow...
[03:37] ---
    It's the play that Miu-san
    has been looking forward to.
[03:39] ---
    I'd never let her ruin it!
[03:41] ---
    But it also means that
    I've saved the kissing scene
[03:44] ---
    for Miu-san and Tanimoto-kun...
[03:47] ---
    What am I doing?
[03:50] ---
    What would I do if she really hooked up
    with Tanimoto-kun because of this?!
[03:55] ---
    H-He's a clown! That's a real clown!
[04:02] ---
    O Romeo!
[04:02] ---
    "Romeo and Juliet"
[04:09] ---
    I come to you.
[04:23] ---
    Magnificent!
[04:25] ---
    The first year students
    this year are fantastic!
[04:28] ---
    Wanna use this?
[04:30] ---
    Y-You idiot! It's just that
    the spot lights are too bright!
[04:33] ---
    Hey.
[04:34] ---
    Shut up! I'm not crying!
[04:37] ---
    Apachai hasn't come back
    since he went to the bathroom.
[04:43] ---
    What do I do with him?
    Because he's never been to school,
[04:47] ---
    he must've been very curious
    about the unfamiliar surroundings.
[04:49] ---
    He sure can be a pain sometimes.
    I've got a bad feeling about this.
[04:53] ---
    I'll go and look for him.
[04:58] ---
    Who's that?
[04:59] ---
    A pro-wrestler?
[05:00] ---
    Hey, it's a pretty big school.
[05:03] ---
    Well, I should be able to find
    him quickly since he stands out.
[05:07] ---
    Apapapa...
[05:08] ---
    Huh? There he is.
[05:12] ---
    --He's giant!
    --He's so fast!
[05:14] ---
    Go, Apachai! One more
    basket and we're ahead!
[05:18] ---
    Are you sure that helper
    is really your student?
[05:23] ---
    Of course!
    H-He's an exchange student.
[05:25] ---
    Apachai! It's not good!
    We're out of time!
[05:30] ---
    N-No, Apachai!
    That's the opponent's goal!
[05:33] ---
    Apa!!
[05:36] ---
    Aww! My dream for my tiny, weak team
    to win its first practice match...
[05:40] ---
    I-It's over...
[05:42] ---
    Seriously, he can make
    friends with anyone really fast.
[05:45] ---
    Yabadabadoo!
[05:54] ---
    Apa!
[05:55] ---
    C-Come-from-behind win!
[05:56] ---
    Our first victory!
[05:58] ---
    --We did it!
    --You're awesome, Apachai!
    --Who are you exactly?
[06:03] ---
    Hey, Apachai! Let's go back!
[06:06] ---
    --Oh, that's Sakaki!
    --We finally won!
[06:08] ---
    --I have to go now.
    --Stop crying, Captain!
[06:12] ---
    Pretend that you're the ball,
    then you'll get better at your game.
[06:15] ---
    Apachai-san!
[06:17] ---
    Don't worry! I'm sure you
    can win again, even without me!
[06:21] ---
    Okay!
[06:22] ---
    As an aside, after this game,
    the Koryo High School basketball club
[06:26] ---
    became a monster team that competes
    for the national championships.
[06:28] ---
    And the name of
    "the Mysterious Giant Apachai"
[06:31] ---
    was forevermore handed
    down as the team's legend.
[06:38] ---
    It was wonderful, Miu.
[06:40] ---
    I really appreciate
    that everyone came to see it.
[06:43] ---
    Dress... It's nice...
[06:45] ---
    But the fact that my performance went so
    well was because of Tanimoto-san's lead.
[06:51] ---
    Huh? Do you know them, Furinji-san?
[06:54] ---
    Oh, uh, right. They're my relatives.
[06:58] ---
    Great. Nice to meet you. I'm Tanimoto.
[07:00] ---
    You did a wonderful job
    as well, Tanimoto-kun.
[07:03] ---
    Although it was a bit unfortunate.
[07:05] ---
    What?
[07:06] ---
    It would've been a perfect play
    if you didn't hate performing.
[07:10] ---
    Well, it is indeed unfortunate.
[07:14] ---
    Tanimoto-kun! This is for you!
[07:17] ---
    Wow, thanks! These are
    cosmos, aren't they?
[07:20] ---
    My sister loves these flowers.
[07:23] ---
    Well, I guess we should get going.
[07:25] ---
    Okay.
[07:34] ---
    I guess the play is over by now!
[07:37] ---
    Miu-san's gonna hate me
    for this! I'm hopeless!
[07:42] ---
    Why am I always so clumsy?
[08:01] ---
    Wh-Why did you do that?
[08:03] ---
    How could you do
    that to the flowers?
[08:05] ---
    You saw it, huh?
[08:07] ---
    I hate flowers because
    they die quickly.
[08:11] ---
    What's going on? Tanimoto-kun
    seems so different from usual!
[08:15] ---
    I hate acting very much, too.
[08:17] ---
    What? Then why are
    you in the drama club?
[08:20] ---
    Hmph, it's for practice.
    Practice to deceive others.
[08:24] ---
    In the public, I have to play
    the role of an excellent student.
[08:29] ---
    The ability to gain sympathy
    is a part of the kingcraft art.
[08:34] ---
    I'm sure you're like me, too.
[08:35] ---
    It's tiring to play the role
    of the man of justice, isn't it?
[08:39] ---
    Acting is not for you.
[08:41] ---
    But I'm not...
[08:43] ---
    I'm annoyed by the fact that your
    popularity at school has gone up lately.
[08:48] ---
    This school is my test ground.
    Don't mess it up for me.
[08:52] ---
    But it's okay. Your popularity at
    school has already hit the bottom.
[08:57] ---
    And it seems that I have captured
    the heart of the popular Miu Furinji.
[09:02] ---
    What in the world
    are you talking about?
[09:04] ---
    I am being myself! I'm not acting!
[09:06] ---
    Don't lie!
    Everyone's always acting a part!
[09:13] ---
    I don't know what you're
    trying to do, but I am me.
[09:27] ---
    Annoying bastard...
[09:37] ---
    M-Miu-san!
[09:40] ---
    After all the practice I've done,
    you didn't even show up!
[09:43] ---
    So she is mad!
[09:45] ---
    Just like Tanimoto-kun said,
    Miu-san's heart has already been...
[09:50] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[09:52] ---
    Just joking!
[09:53] ---
    What?
[09:54] ---
    You fought in order to
    save the play, didn't you?
[09:58] ---
    I really appreciate that.
[10:02] ---
    Look at all the scratches!
    Do they hurt at all?
[10:05] ---
    Uh, well...
[10:06] ---
    How did you know about what happened
    between the Ragnarok and me?
[10:10] ---
    Huh? Well...
[10:11] ---
    Niijima-san told me about it.
[10:14] ---
    Oh, boy... I sure have gotten soft.
[10:20] ---
    Anyway, Miu's performance
    was pretty good, huh?
[10:22] ---
    Right, right.
[10:23] ---
    It was too hard for me to understand.
[10:26] ---
    Now we've got Miu's favorite anmitsu.
    Why don't we go home?
[10:34] ---
    Wh-What's up with that
    scary-looking gang?
[10:37] ---
    If they ever set their eyes
    on you, they'll get you.
[10:39] ---
    They'll definitely get you.
[10:45] ---
    Hey, that's Kenichi and Miu!
[10:49] ---
    What the hell? They sure
    are taking a long way home.
[10:54] ---
    Ken-chan, you did it! Good for you!
[10:57] ---
    Hey, Keni--
[10:58] ---
    There, there. Let's not do anything
    tasteless now. We should just go home.
[11:05] ---
    Of course not! Even if
    it's a part of acting,
[11:09] ---
    I'll be too shy to
    actually do such a thing...
[11:12] ---
    What? So, you and Tanimoto-kun
    really didn't... you know, k-kiss?
[11:20] ---
    You only pretended that you did?
[11:21] ---
    Yesss! Thank goodness!
[11:29] ---
    I've been wondering about this
    for a while, but Kenichi-san, you--
[11:33] ---
    What?
[11:34] ---
    You have a particular
    fondness for that badge?
[11:37] ---
    Huh?
[11:39] ---
    Uh, well... This? Yeah, I guess so.
[11:43] ---
    That's the yin and yang from
    Chinese Taoist philosophy.
[11:48] ---
    Hmm... is that what it's called?
[11:51] ---
    A long time ago, I switched this
    with a badge with a kitty on it,
[11:54] ---
    at the neighborhood candy store.
[11:55] ---
    It's been so long, I don't really
    remember a lot about it though.
[11:58] ---
    But I've been wearing it
    for no particular reason.
[12:00] ---
    I see. It's a cool badge.
[12:02] ---
    So, what kind of meaning does it have?
[12:05] ---
    To put it simply,
[12:07] ---
    the idea is that
    everything in the world
[12:09] ---
    is based on the forces
    of "yin" and "yang."
[12:13] ---
    Light, positive force and movement
    are represented by the "yin,"
[12:16] ---
    and the darkness, negative force
[12:18] ---
    and silence,
    are represented by the "yang."
[12:21] ---
    I see.
[12:23] ---
    Oh, but there's a small
    white circle inside the black.
[12:28] ---
    You noticed a good point!
[12:30] ---
    You noticed a good point!
[12:30] ---
    "Wood" "Fire" "Earth" "Gold" "Water"
[12:31] ---
    Basically it means that
    there's light in the darkness,
[12:33] ---
    and there's darkness
    even in the light.
[12:36] ---
    Nothing is perfect, and everything
    is always interconnected.
[12:40] ---
    I see. I guess it's true.
[12:43] ---
    Even that evil Niijima does something
    good every once in a while.
[12:47] ---
    Yin and yang, huh?
    Tanimoto-kun, what's going on with you?
[12:57] ---
    Hey Kensei,
    what are you doing? Let's go!
[12:59] ---
    I thought they might kiss or something.
[13:32] ---
    Look out!
[13:38] ---
    Are you Ragnarok?
[13:39] ---
    Hermit.
[13:41] ---
    Hermit... The sixth greatest fist of
    the Ragnarok, who attacked Niijima!
[13:45] ---
    He's pretty good! Be careful!
[14:06] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[14:18] ---
    Oww...
[14:19] ---
    You're tough, aren't you?
[14:21] ---
    Answer me while you can still talk.
[14:24] ---
    The name of your master
    is Sogetsu Ma, correct?
[14:26] ---
    N-No, it's not!
[14:28] ---
    There's a man named "Ma"
    among my masters,
[14:30] ---
    but his name isn't "Sogetsu"!
    It's "Kensei"!
[14:33] ---
    Miu, what's going on?
[14:35] ---
    Kenichi-san has been pursued
    by the Ragnarok's master!
[14:38] ---
    Oh, that's true!
    They're on the top of the bus!
[14:41] ---
    He caught me off guard
    and I was too late to react.
[14:43] ---
    What should we do?
    I don't think Kenichi-san,
[14:46] ---
    as it stands right now,
    is any match for the guy.
[14:48] ---
    "Anmitsu"
[14:50] ---
    It's nothing but a kids' fight.
[14:52] ---
    I'm sure he'll come home
    when he gets hungry.
[14:54] ---
    Now, let's go home
    and have some anmitsu.
[14:57] ---
    Does it really look
    like a kids' fight to you?!
[15:00] ---
    Don't worry. Those two nosey
    people have been following them.
[15:05] ---
    What?
[15:12] ---
    Look at this.
[15:13] ---
    So you're concerned about your
    beloved disciple too, Sakaki-don?
[15:16] ---
    But you know, you shouldn't
    butt into your disciple's fight.
[15:19] ---
    D-Don't be stupid! I just suddenly
    felt like running a marathon.
[15:23] ---
    And at an incredible speed, too!
[15:26] ---
    You're a terrible liar.
[15:28] ---
    But, how come you're not
    chasing them on your motorcycle?
[15:31] ---
    It'll take me forever to start
    the engine on that piece of crap!
[15:34] ---
    After all, it's older than me, you know.
[15:39] ---
    I could've sworn that I saw
    the characteristics of my master,
[15:42] ---
    Sogetsu Ma, in your offensive moves.
[15:45] ---
    But I guess I was wrong.
[15:47] ---
    Why are you doing this?
    Is this an order from the Ragnarok?
[15:51] ---
    Why would you even risk
    your life to do stuff like this?
[15:54] ---
    I get so irritated by you!
    Look at those untainted eyes of yours!
[15:58] ---
    You seriously believe that
    there's justice in this world!
[16:01] ---
    I've always played the part of some
    character! So that I could live!
[16:06] ---
    The one, who's grown up
    in comfort all his life,
[16:08] ---
    tells me that the martial arts
    are for the sake of justice?
[16:10] ---
    Give me a break!
[16:13] ---
    Don't tell me you are--
[16:14] ---
    I have been playing
    a role in my life;
[16:16] ---
    to prepare to become the supreme
    ruler of both the visible world,
[16:18] ---
    and the underground world!
[16:20] ---
    Y-You are...
[16:22] ---
    ...Tanimoto-kun!
[16:25] ---
    He's gonna get me!
[16:29] ---
    He did that flip on the bus?
[16:34] ---
    I was going to wait to kill you
    until you got a little stronger,
[16:38] ---
    but I guess this is it.
[16:40] ---
    Your martial arts training is incomplete.
[16:42] ---
    You may have been trained by masters,
[16:44] ---
    but the bottom line is that
    you're nothing but an amateur.
[16:47] ---
    I'll show you the real Chinese kung fu!
[16:51] ---
    I'll show you the fists of the ruler!
[16:53] ---
    He's good... He's better than anyone
    I've ever fought against before...
[16:57] ---
    This is almost like fighting
    against the masters of Ryozanpaku!
[17:01] ---
    Where did I go wrong with my life?
[17:03] ---
    What's up with this situation anyway?
    We're on top of the bus for god's sake!
[17:06] ---
    Not only that, this is a moving bus!
[17:08] ---
    Tanimoto-kun, let's just get off this bus!
[17:11] ---
    At this rate we'll both fall and die!
[17:19] ---
    Dragon Palm Strike!
[17:25] ---
    What? That was Piguaquan!
[17:27] ---
    And it was a pretty
    advanced kung-fu movement!
[17:29] ---
    "Piguaquan"? Is that some
    kind of dangerous martial art?
[17:31] ---
    It's one of the most practical
    fighting styles in Chinese kung fu!
[17:36] ---
    One uses both arms
    like they were whips,
[17:38] ---
    and defeats the opponent before
    he has a chance to counterattack.
[17:41] ---
    It is indeed a masterly martial art!
[17:47] ---
    I-Incredible strikes!
    He dented the metal roof with it!
[17:51] ---
    What are his arms made of anyway?
[17:54] ---
    I can see he's also
    trained to send "chi" energy
[17:56] ---
    to his arms and
    turn his fists hard as steel!
[17:59] ---
    This is a problem!
[18:01] ---
    "Igonfu"
[18:07] ---
    Sakaki-don!
[18:08] ---
    I know! A master isn't supposed to
    butt into his disciple's fight, right?
[18:12] ---
    At this rate--
[18:13] ---
    Damn it!
[18:17] ---
    Die! Explosive Thunderbird Head Strike!
[18:31] ---
    Hey! Come on! It's dangerous
    to go for the back of the head!
[18:35] ---
    And you didn't even hold back!
[18:37] ---
    What's the deal with this guy?
[18:40] ---
    You're the first guy, who didn't
    collapse after getting hit by it!
[18:43] ---
    I see you've trained your
    neck to be strong and flexible.
[18:46] ---
    You'd better thank your
    masters for your life!
[18:51] ---
    That was a nice thing to say!
[18:52] ---
    Don't praise him!
[18:54] ---
    I yield to no one when it
    comes to taking a beating!
[18:58] ---
    But that one hit was
    truly intended to kill me!
[19:04] ---
    Let me tell you this one more time.
[19:06] ---
    It has nothing to do with Ragnarok.
[19:08] ---
    I will kill you simply
    because I don't like you.
[19:11] ---
    To me, Ragnarok is nothing
    but a temporary place to be!
[19:15] ---
    It's all just practice for me to rule
    the underground world eventually!
[19:19] ---
    Tell me something!
[19:20] ---
    What part of this is an act?
    I thought we had become friends!
[19:29] ---
    All of it, you fool! It's all
    been a lie from the very beginning!
[19:34] ---
    I was the one responsible for setting up
    those guys to attack the drama club.
[19:38] ---
    And I was also responsible
    for getting rid of them.
[19:42] ---
    And I got closer to Miu Furinji,
[19:43] ---
    as a way to become more
    popular in the visible world.
[19:48] ---
    "Friends," you said?
    Don't make me laugh!
[19:51] ---
    A ruler always seeks solitude
    and aims for the top!
[19:55] ---
    That's a lie!
[19:56] ---
    What?
[19:57] ---
    You're lying!
[19:58] ---
    I don't know why you think that way,
    but I can tell you this for sure.
[20:03] ---
    It's a lie that you're seeking solitude!
[20:05] ---
    Even when you asked me
    to help the drama club,
[20:08] ---
    even when you asked me
    to be your friend,
[20:11] ---
    I saw a sad light deep in your eyes!
[20:14] ---
    They were just like
    my eyes in the past!
[20:17] ---
    The eyes of loneliness!
[20:19] ---
    You need friends!
[20:24] ---
    You're strange.
[20:26] ---
    Let's just stop this.
[20:28] ---
    At least, let's get off this bus.
[20:30] ---
    Sure.
[20:33] ---
    Get off!
[20:39] ---
    You moron! What are
    you doing, falling for that?
[20:42] ---
    You softy!
[20:44] ---
    Tanimoto-kun!
[20:50] ---
    You fooled me again.
[20:52] ---
    But when I'm this close,
    the force of your strikes is half!
[20:55] ---
    That goes for your wrist, too!
[21:00] ---
    With your wrist?
[21:02] ---
    Now, an opponent with a strong neck
    would be able to withstand that hit.
[21:06] ---
    That's because you can't
    put full force into the hit
[21:08] ---
    because you're extremely
    close to the opponent.
[21:10] ---
    And your opponent would
    be thinking the same thing.
[21:12] ---
    However, that's exactly
    what you'd want to happen.
[21:20] ---
    What was that? A very
    powerful hit came from nowhere!
[21:24] ---
    The secret is this form.
[21:26] ---
    Once your hand is placed
    against your opponent's chin,
[21:28] ---
    you use your other
    hand to strike the elbow.
[21:30] ---
    The force of two hands is now
    behind the one hand that's in contact.
[21:34] ---
    Moreover, since your hand is already
    in contact with your opponent's chin,
[21:36] ---
    he isn't able to dodge the second hit.
[21:38] ---
    Take this! Master Ma's secret technique!
[21:56] ---
    That bastard! How could he do
    this to our precious disciple?
[22:03] ---
    I'm gonna make him pay for this!
[22:05] ---
    Stop it, Master Sakaki!
[22:06] ---
    Huh?
[22:07] ---
    He's right. Don't be childish.
[22:11] ---
    I have a feeling that I have
    to be the one who defeats him!
[22:15] ---
    Kenichi...
[22:26] ---
    Kensei, it sure is nice to
    see your disciple grow up, eh?
[22:30] ---
    Right, right.
[22:49] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:52] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:05] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:08] ---
    There is no choice
    but to go on step by step
[23:11] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:18] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:24] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:32] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:38] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:44] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:51] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:07] ---
    Come on Ken-chan, I'll buy you
    some ramen, so just go home!
[24:11] ---
    I refuse!
[24:12] ---
    This is a personal issue for me.
    It doesn't concern my disciple.
[24:18] ---
    I said, I'm not going home! I'm not!
[24:20] ---
    Ken-chan, you sure are stubborn...
[24:22] ---
    There's no guarantee that
    you'll get out of this alive.
[24:25] ---
    I hope you're ready for this.
[24:27] ---
    As your disciple, it's only
    natural to stick with my master!
[24:30] ---
    No matter what happens,
    I will remain by your side.
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E27 - Hard Vs. Soft! Once-in-a-lifetime Quarrel Between Brothers!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:35] ---
    Tanimoto-san is Ragnarok's Hermit?!
[01:37] ---
    Yeah. I was surprised, too.
[01:40] ---
    It was all a plot to lure me into a trap.
[01:46] ---
    But how that kid fought on
    top of the bus was quite good.
[01:51] ---
    It's not often these days that you
    see a young man who's full of energy.
[02:12] ---
    Well, it was a good experience for you.
[02:13] ---
    There's nothing good about it!
[02:15] ---
    Ah...
[02:16] ---
    What's the matter?
[02:18] ---
    When I was fighting Hermit...
    I mean Tanimoto-kun,
[02:20] ---
    he asked me if my master was Sogetsu Ma.
[02:25] ---
    Master Ma, do you
    know anything about it?
[02:28] ---
    Uhm... Master Ma?
[02:32] ---
    Ken-chan, isn't it about
    time for your training?
[02:35] ---
    Ah, yes.
[02:38] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[02:46] ---
    Reo reo! [faster] Faster, Kenichi!
[02:50] ---
    I've never seen Master Ma
    look so grim like that before.
[02:53] ---
    Sogetsu Ma... I wonder who that is.
[02:56] ---
    I want to know, but judging from
    his look, I don't think he'll say.
[03:01] ---
    I imagine all my masters
    must have incredible pasts.
[03:04] ---
    I don't know anything about my masters.
[03:07] ---
    Being their disciple, is that really okay?
[03:11] ---
    "Confidential: Hitting on married women"
[03:13] ---
    Hm?
[03:14] ---
    Apapa!
[03:17] ---
    Kenichi! You have to pay attention!
[03:21] ---
    Master... You're holding
    the book up side down.
[03:23] ---
    Ah! O-Oh, yeah.
[03:26] ---
    This is strange.
    There's something going on.
[03:30] ---
    --But right now...
    --Ahh! Kenichi! Don't die!
[03:35] ---
    Boy, that was rough.
[03:37] ---
    Hm?
[03:41] ---
    Huh?
[03:43] ---
    Master Ma is going out this late at night?
[03:45] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[03:59] ---
    Given the circumstances,
    I started following him,
[04:02] ---
    but I've gone quite far.
[04:04] ---
    Oh no! I've lost him!
[04:06] ---
    Darn! After I've come this far...!
[04:09] ---
    Let's see...
[04:13] ---
    He found out I was tailing him.
[04:15] ---
    You call that tailing?
[04:17] ---
    I wondered why you were so quiet.
[04:21] ---
    But this is as far as you go, Ken-chan.
[04:24] ---
    Have some soba noodles
    or something and go home.
[04:25] ---
    Here, I'll give you spending money.
[04:27] ---
    Hm?
[04:29] ---
    I refuse!
[04:32] ---
    If you come with me this time,
    it might be a little dangerous.
[04:37] ---
    Do me a favor,
    just go home, my disciple.
[04:41] ---
    I refuse!
[04:42] ---
    If being a resident disciple means living
    under one roof and training together,
[04:45] ---
    I want to share my masters' concerns, too!
    I'll come with you, Master!
[04:48] ---
    I can't be responsible
    for whatever happens.
[04:50] ---
    I hope you're ready for this.
[04:52] ---
    Yes!
[04:53] ---
    Okay then. Come with me.
[04:55] ---
    Well, they say if you love your disciple,
    push him off into a bottomless abyss.
[04:59] ---
    If you die, you'll be
    none the worse for it.
[05:01] ---
    What? Please don't scare me like that!
[05:05] ---
    "Chinese Restaurant Gekirin"
[05:07] ---
    Oh, we'll eat first, huh?
[05:10] ---
    Oh... I was thinking that it's
    about time for you to stop by, Kensei.
[05:15] ---
    It's been a while, Uncle Hakubi.
[05:18] ---
    Who is he? One of
    your fellow baldy friends?
[05:21] ---
    Don't call me baldy.
[05:23] ---
    Hey. He's the most
    knowledgeable person in this town.
[05:26] ---
    Hakubi is his nickname. His real
    name is Ryo Ma. He's my uncle.
[05:30] ---
    What?!
[05:40] ---
    Whoa! What a feast!
[05:42] ---
    Enjoy to your heart's content.
[05:43] ---
    You're a nice person.
    I'm sorry that I called you baldy.
[05:46] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[05:47] ---
    Thanks for the food!
[05:49] ---
    --This is good. This is really good!
[05:51] ---
    --So Kensei...
    --This is good. This is really good!
[05:52] ---
    I can think of two possible
    reasons why you stopped by today.
[05:55] ---
    Did you come here to ask about Sogetsu?
[05:58] ---
    --Hm?
    --So he really has come to Japan?
[06:01] ---
    Yeah.
[06:02] ---
    Then I have to see him.
[06:05] ---
    Are you sure? If you do,
    there'll be consequences.
[06:08] ---
    Excuse me, but who's Sogetsu?
[06:10] ---
    Sogetsu Ma... is my older
    brother who I was separated from.
[06:13] ---
    Older brother... Your older brother?!
[06:15] ---
    Yeah. He's hopeless.
[06:18] ---
    Everywhere he goes, he starts a fight.
[06:21] ---
    As a result, he ended up
    being targeted by the mafia.
[06:24] ---
    --What?!
    --Sogetsu probably knows it, too...
[06:28] ---
    He's someone who can't help but fight.
[06:31] ---
    As it stands now, there'll be a
    meaningless fight in this town, too.
[06:35] ---
    Then I'd better hurry.
[06:37] ---
    Is it just your brother
    you're worried about?!
[06:39] ---
    Hm?
[06:40] ---
    Now, here comes
    the other possible reason.
[06:49] ---
    Whoa!
[06:50] ---
    Huh?!
[06:52] ---
    Tsk! I missed!
[06:55] ---
    I don't know who you are, but
    you've got a lot of natural talent.
[06:58] ---
    But if you want to kick me, you need
    to train at least several thousand yea...
[07:02] ---
    Oh no!
[07:04] ---
    Huh? What's going on?
[07:06] ---
    Are you that shocked to
    see your daughter, Daddy?
[07:10] ---
    What?! "Daddy"?!
[07:12] ---
    Daddy? Don't tell me
    he's your... sugar da--
[07:16] ---
    Idiot! Just like she said, she's my real
    daughter, Renka Ma, and she's 16!
[07:23] ---
    What?! She's really your daughter?!
[07:27] ---
    Come to think of it, I kinda
    remember hearing about it.
[07:30] ---
    He's got a wife and two
    more kids in mainland China.
[07:34] ---
    I came all the way to Japan as a
    foreign student in order to find you,
[07:37] ---
    and I finally found out that you come
    in and out of Uncle Hakubi's restaurant!
[07:43] ---
    I'm taking you home today for sure!
[07:46] ---
    Kensei, you're in a real bind!
[07:48] ---
    Give it up, you delinquent old man!
[07:51] ---
    Sorry.
[07:54] ---
    Not so fast!
[07:58] ---
    I'll leave the rest to you.
[08:00] ---
    --M-Master!
    --Hey, wait, dad!
[08:03] ---
    Master Ma!
[08:05] ---
    You're in my way. Move!
[08:06] ---
    What? Uhm... s-s-s-sorry. I'm sorry.
[08:08] ---
    Oh darn! We got tangled up!
[08:11] ---
    Uhm, what do you mean by
    taking Master Ma back to China?
[08:14] ---
    You don't know anything, do you?
[08:17] ---
    My dad is the chief executive of the
    Phoenix Virtuous Martial Arts League
[08:20] ---
    where he leads 100,000 pupils in China.
[08:24] ---
    No way...
[08:27] ---
    He said, "I'm tired of this stuff,"
[08:30] ---
    and disappeared somewhere after giving
    mom full authority over the Federation.
[08:34] ---
    Yeah, that sounds like him.
[08:35] ---
    But, first things first,
    who the heck are you?
[08:38] ---
    Why were you with my dad?
[08:40] ---
    What? Me?
[08:42] ---
    I'm Kenichi Shirahama.
    I'm a first year student in high school.
[08:45] ---
    I'm more or less his First Disciple.
[08:48] ---
    I see...
[08:52] ---
    Hey, you should've dodged or parried that!
[08:55] ---
    Ahh! This is pathetic!
[08:57] ---
    Dad was said to have mastered
    each and every Chinese martial art.
[09:00] ---
    To think that his First Disciple
    has no talent whatsoever!
[09:04] ---
    Uhm... I'm sorry.
[09:06] ---
    Huh?
[09:07] ---
    Oh, you're already up.
[09:09] ---
    You sure are good at taking a beating.
[09:12] ---
    Thanks. Master often
    praises me for that, too.
[09:15] ---
    He says that I have
    talent for being beaten up.
[09:17] ---
    That's not a compliment!
[09:20] ---
    You're such a violent girl! That's mean!
[09:22] ---
    So where is he headed?
[09:25] ---
    How would I know?
    Don't you have some idea?
[09:28] ---
    If I did, I wouldn't have been
    on a stakeout in this town. Geez...
[09:35] ---
    I see many scary-looking guys around.
[09:39] ---
    Those're the underlings of
    the mafia that controls this town.
[09:42] ---
    Then wouldn't it be wise not
    to get involved and head back?
[09:45] ---
    I came here because
    I wanna ask them something.
[09:48] ---
    Ask them what?
[09:50] ---
    Uncle Sogetsu Ma's whereabouts.
[09:51] ---
    Wait a sec! I thought we
    were gonna look for Master Ma!
[09:54] ---
    You're so dense.
[09:55] ---
    Dad is looking for Uncle Sogetsu,
    so we'll go ahead of him and wait.
[09:59] ---
    Uhm... how did Sogetsu-san
    end up being targeted by mafia?
[10:05] ---
    Because he betrayed them.
[10:07] ---
    So it's really okay to kill him?
[10:10] ---
    That's fine. We'll be destroyed
    unless we eliminate him.
[10:13] ---
    Just like the enemy organization
    that you had Sogetsu Ma destroy?
[10:19] ---
    But is he really going to show up?
[10:23] ---
    He believes that there's no
    one who's stronger than he is.
[10:26] ---
    He'll come without fail when he
    hears that the strongest man is here.
[10:29] ---
    Well then, I'll have to
    welcome him with caution.
[10:32] ---
    Sogetsu... I'll teach you
    what happens to a man
[10:35] ---
    who forgets his debt and strikes
    out at the one that took him in.
[10:42] ---
    Let's not do this.
[10:44] ---
    We don't have any other clues, so...
[10:47] ---
    What?! He showed up?!
    Okay. I'll be right there!
[10:50] ---
    Hey! Where is Sogetsu Ma?!
[10:52] ---
    Who the hell are you?!
[10:53] ---
    Answer me. Where is he?
[11:02] ---
    Yao dai jian... That was close.
[11:05] ---
    Kenichi, was it?
[11:07] ---
    That technique isn't
    Chinese martial arts, is it...
[11:09] ---
    Right. It's Japanese jujitsu.
[11:11] ---
    Jujitsu?
[11:12] ---
    Yes. Aside from the Chinese
    martial arts Master Ma teaches me,
[11:16] ---
    I'm learning karate,
    jujitsu and Muay Thai boxin--
[11:18] ---
    Focus on one thing at a
    time, you wishy-washy man!
[11:21] ---
    --Don't learn Chinese martial arts
    in your spare time! How rude!
    --Forgive me!
[11:27] ---
    Oh, pardon me.
[11:29] ---
    --Ow, ow, ow!
    --What a weird pick pocket,
    putting something inside my jacket.
[11:33] ---
    Just as you'd expect from
    Kensei Ma. Sorry for testing you.
[11:37] ---
    This is a message from Hakubi.
[11:38] ---
    From now on, just give
    it to me the normal way.
[11:40] ---
    I almost struck you.
[11:42] ---
    S-Sorry.
[11:44] ---
    Hmm... Just as you'd
    expect from Uncle Hakubi.
[11:47] ---
    So my brother is at this place.
[11:48] ---
    So you're here.
[11:50] ---
    You skipped out on the picnic
    that we promised the girls we'd go to.
[11:54] ---
    I know you wanted to train, but you
    do it more than enough every day.
[11:58] ---
    Geez, considerate
    younger brother that I am,
[12:01] ---
    I thought I'd teach you some fun things
    other than martial arts and drinking.
[12:05] ---
    I'm not very good at socializing.
[12:08] ---
    Especially with women,
    they're so noisy that it's just overpowering.
[12:11] ---
    How can they overpower you
    when you've got that big body?
[12:14] ---
    Hmph. Everyone has
    strengths and weaknesses.
[12:17] ---
    By the way, you didn't kill anyone, right?
[12:20] ---
    No... I think.
[12:23] ---
    You think? Be careful. I feel
    blood-thirst in your fists these days.
[12:27] ---
    Martial arts is all about how
    effectively you destroy your opponent.
[12:31] ---
    When you get down to it, the intent
    to kill is indeed the driving force.
[12:34] ---
    Big Brother...
[12:38] ---
    I wonder why Master Ma and Sogetsu-san
    were separated when they're brothers.
[12:44] ---
    Uncle Sogetsu killed someone twenty
    years ago, so he couldn't stay in China.
[12:49] ---
    He... killed someone?!
[12:56] ---
    So that's where he is.
[12:57] ---
    How far are you gonna follow me?
[12:59] ---
    From here on out will be the
    world of virtuous martial arts,
[13:02] ---
    which is totally different
    from the world you live in.
[13:04] ---
    Even if you come, you'll
    be of no use whatsoever.
[13:07] ---
    And if things go wrong, you could die.
[13:09] ---
    You're gonna go even
    if I try to stop you, right?
[13:12] ---
    Of course!
[13:13] ---
    Then I'll go, too. I can't let a girl go
    to such a dangerous place alone!
[13:19] ---
    What's with this man?
[13:21] ---
    Stop talking like a hero!
[13:23] ---
    --I'm saying that you'll just be
    in my way even if you come!
[13:24] ---
    --S-Stop kicking me!
    --I'm saying that you'll just be
    in my way even if you come!
[13:26] ---
    Dad sure is training a weird disciple.
[13:30] ---
    Well, if you wanna come
    with me that bad, you can come,
[13:33] ---
    but there's no guarantee
    that you'll get out of this alive.
[13:35] ---
    Master Ma's older brother,
    Sogetsu Ma-san is inside, right?
[13:38] ---
    He's your uncle, too.
[13:40] ---
    If we talk to him, he might understand.
[13:41] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[13:43] ---
    See, like that. Be gentle. Fighting isn't
    the only way to solve problems.
[13:51] ---
    I asked you to be gentle, didn't I?!
[13:53] ---
    Oh, I am being gentle...
    I left them all alive.
[13:57] ---
    What?!
[13:57] ---
    Unfortunately, Uncle Sogetsu has to die.
[14:01] ---
    He was a bodyguard to the mafia.
    He's a disgrace to the Ma Family.
[14:06] ---
    W-Wait, Renka-san!
[14:10] ---
    Hey, wait a s--
[14:12] ---
    Dodge!
[14:18] ---
    Ouch...! What was that?!
[14:21] ---
    I don't know.
[14:23] ---
    Hmph.
[14:25] ---
    I heard that he was a master of
    Wing Tsun. That was disappointing.
[15:03] ---
    Sogetsu Ma!
[15:05] ---
    You're a disgrace to our school!
[15:11] ---
    That glitter of your eyes... That spirit...
    You're very much like a man I know.
[15:17] ---
    Stop it! She's the daughter
    of Master Kensei Ma!
[15:20] ---
    She's your niece!
[15:22] ---
    I see. No wonder...
[15:24] ---
    But kid or not, anyone who turns
    their fists against me is a martial artist.
[15:28] ---
    In addition... I don't have kin!
[15:36] ---
    Huh?
[15:46] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[15:47] ---
    Kenichi-san isn't back?
[15:49] ---
    That's right! I'm upset!
[15:51] ---
    He promised that
    he'd play a game with me.
[15:53] ---
    Kenichi went out
    somewhere with... Kensei.
[15:57] ---
    What? With Ma-san?
[15:58] ---
    He was probably taken to
    someplace naughty, don't you think?
[16:09] ---
    Big Brother... You're still living like this...
[16:12] ---
    Kensei... To think that I would see
    you here... It was worth coming back.
[16:17] ---
    Are you okay?!
[16:19] ---
    Ken-chan!
[16:20] ---
    Take Renka and get out of here.
[16:22] ---
    What?! No way! Master Ma!
[16:24] ---
    Kensei, is he your disciple?
[16:28] ---
    Hmph. As always,
    I don't get what you're thinking.
[16:32] ---
    To think that you devote your heart
    and soul into such an untalented man.
[16:35] ---
    Th-That's rude!
[16:39] ---
    It's unfortunate that you still
    don't get it, even after twenty years.
[16:44] ---
    We really can't go back, Big Brother...
    to the days we used to laugh together?
[16:48] ---
    Hmph. It's too late.
[16:52] ---
    Then at least I'll finish
    you with my own hands,
[16:53] ---
    so that you can die as a martial artist!
[16:57] ---
    Don't flatter yourself, Kensei!
[16:59] ---
    That palm-and-fist salute is...!
[17:01] ---
    Normally, in the palm-and-fist salute,
    you wrap your right fist with your left hand.
[17:04] ---
    But when you wrap your left
    fist with your right hand,
[17:08] ---
    it's the sign of a duel to the death!
[17:11] ---
    Master Ma! No!
    Brothers shouldn't kill each other!
[17:21] ---
    What powerful thrusts!
[17:33] ---
    This is... a fight between masters.
[17:37] ---
    At that time, I felt that watching the fight
    to the end was my duty as his disciple.
[17:56] ---
    Heavenly King's Pagoda!
[18:01] ---
    Hmph! As usual,
    you're great at dispelling attacks.
[18:05] ---
    You've parried all my attacks.
[18:07] ---
    The strength of your fists
    hasn't weakened a bit either.
[18:10] ---
    It seems that we both have been
    honing our techniques all this time.
[18:13] ---
    Where did that earnest spirit
    towards martial arts get twisted?
[18:17] ---
    Shut up!
[18:18] ---
    Sogetsu the Tough and Kensei the Gentle.
[18:21] ---
    They were both called the
    strongest fist fighters in China.
[18:24] ---
    Incredible... They're evenly matched!
[18:28] ---
    Disappear, Sogetsu Ma.
[18:31] ---
    --Do it!
    --Yes sir!
[18:36] ---
    What's going on?!
[18:39] ---
    I found an opening!
[18:43] ---
    Dammit!
[18:49] ---
    Master Ma... lost.
[18:52] ---
    Martial arts are a weapon to
    destroy your opponent effectively.
[18:56] ---
    They're pure power.
[19:03] ---
    However, the weapon doesn't kill people.
[19:05] ---
    The person who uses the
    weapon is the one who kills.
[19:08] ---
    Big Brother, you were
    overpowered by your strength.
[19:12] ---
    How did you improve
    your skills this much?
[19:16] ---
    I have friends... strong friends...
[19:19] ---
    ...friends that train hard together.
[19:22] ---
    You've been training all by yourself.
    That's the difference!
[19:25] ---
    Friends?
[19:28] ---
    Master Ma! We have to
    get out of here right away!
[19:30] ---
    Dad!
[19:32] ---
    As usual, everyone is on your side, huh?
[19:36] ---
    We had the same ability, but I was
    feared and you were liked by everyone.
[19:44] ---
    I left China not because I killed someone...
[19:48] ---
    ...but because there was no
    place for me there from the start.
[19:53] ---
    Big Brother...
[19:56] ---
    This is bad! The flames are spreading!
[19:59] ---
    Go... my little brother.
[20:10] ---
    Let's go, both of you.
[20:16] ---
    What?! Are you gonna
    leave your brother here?!
[20:19] ---
    If we get closer to him,
    he'll take his own life.
[20:22] ---
    I want to at least let my big
    brother die as a martial artist.
[20:25] ---
    No... Is this how the world
    of virtuous martial arts is?
[20:28] ---
    Hurry up!
[20:39] ---
    This is how a killer ends up.
[20:51] ---
    I can't allow such
    a farewell between brothers!
[20:57] ---
    He's so reckless!
[20:59] ---
    Now, hurry up!
[21:00] ---
    Wh-Why?
[21:01] ---
    A disciple can never watch his
    master die without doing anything!
[21:06] ---
    I don't have any disciple.
[21:08] ---
    Yes, you do!
[21:09] ---
    I've fought your disciple!
[21:13] ---
    Oh, him...
[21:15] ---
    He had the same eyes as mine.
[21:18] ---
    He called you his master!
[21:24] ---
    Seriously, Kensei has a weird disciple.
[21:43] ---
    I heard that they didn't find Sogetsu-san's
    body from the remains of the fire.
[21:48] ---
    Master Ma never spoke a word
    until we got back to Ryozanpaku.
[21:54] ---
    But right before he went back to his room,
    he quietly said "thanks" to me.
[22:03] ---
    Hm?
[22:04] ---
    It seems that he isn't at his best yet,
[22:06] ---
    but he is going back to his normal self.
[22:10] ---
    Ah! We shook off Renka-san,
    but was it really okay?!
[22:15] ---
    That's fine. This is where I belong.
[22:18] ---
    I'm sure she'll understand.
[22:22] ---
    He got away again!
[22:24] ---
    That darn delinquent old man!
[22:26] ---
    When I see him next time, I'll take
    him home even if I have to leash him!
[22:29] ---
    Hey, sweep the floor.
[22:32] ---
    While I'm at it, I might want to
    take that Kenichi guy back with us.
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:16] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:43] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    Ah... Ahhhhh...
[24:07] ---
    What's wrong, Kenichi-san?
[24:08] ---
    I-I-I got a letter in my shoe locker.
[24:10] ---
    Could this be... a love letter?
[24:14] ---
    You're popular.
[24:16] ---
    No, Miu-san! I'm not
    interested in letters like this at all!
[24:20] ---
    I don't want to be in your way,
    so I'm going on ahead.
[24:23] ---
    Oh? Miu-san?! Please wait!
[24:26] ---
    I've got a problem.
[24:28] ---
    But I wonder who sent that letter.
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E28 - Here Comes the Shock Troop Commander! Battle Royal at the Restaurant!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:36] ---
    I heard this Shinpaku Federation
    dealt a big blow to the Kisara crew
[01:41] ---
    though I've never heard of them before.
[01:43] ---
    On top of that, Hermit is missing as well...
[01:49] ---
    I don't know what kind of group it is,
[01:52] ---
    but they may have someone who
    the Great Sage Fist considers worthy.
[01:56] ---
    Okay then...
[02:00] ---
    I'll go do some reconnaissance.
[02:03] ---
    Leave it to me,
    Loki-sama, the fighting advisor.
[02:17] ---
    Come to think of it, Tanimoto-san
    hasn't come to school since then, huh?
[02:22] ---
    Right... He might be training somewhere
    in order to settle his fight with me.
[02:27] ---
    Oh?
[02:33] ---
    Hm?
[02:35] ---
    What are you looking at?
[02:36] ---
    "To Kenichi-san, I've been watching
    you all this time. I'm in love with you.
    I'd like to see you at 2 o'clock tomorrow."
[02:39] ---
    "I'm enclosing a map of the
    place I'd like to meet up with you."
[02:49] ---
    Could that be the girl who wrote this?
[02:51] ---
    You are more popular than I thought.
[02:54] ---
    Huh?
[02:56] ---
    I don't want to be in your way,
    so I'm going on ahead.
[03:00] ---
    What? No!
[03:02] ---
    I'm happy for you.
    You've got a silly smile on your face.
[03:07] ---
    Ahh! Miu-san! Miu-san!
[03:11] ---
    Geez, is she jealous?
[03:14] ---
    Who am I kidding?
[03:17] ---
    Hey, Kenichi.
[03:21] ---
    A-At least knock, Niijima!
[03:24] ---
    Knock? Is this your room or something?
[03:27] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[03:29] ---
    Hey, what the heck is this?!
[03:31] ---
    Sir! Commander Shirahama!
[03:34] ---
    Agh... come on! Do you need
    a group to follow you around?!
[03:39] ---
    Well, I'm gathering up everyone, so...
[03:42] ---
    Looks like the other two
    just showed up, too.
[03:44] ---
    What?
[03:46] ---
    Hi, Kenichi-kun? What's this
    urgent matter you wanted to discuss?
[03:50] ---
    I have to oversee free
    practice for the first years,
[03:53] ---
    so hurry up.
[03:55] ---
    Takeda-san. Ukita-san.
[03:57] ---
    Matter? I didn't call you guys here.
[04:00] ---
    I did. And now it seems
    that everyone's here.
[04:06] ---
    The mysterious Shock Troop
    Commander, Kenichi Shirahama!
[04:10] ---
    What?!
[04:11] ---
    The brawling boxer who regained use
    of both arms, Ikki Takeda the puncher!
[04:16] ---
    Hm?
[04:17] ---
    The judo guy who left Ragnarok out
    of integrity, Kozo Ukita the thrower!
[04:22] ---
    These are, indeed, the Three
    Admirals of the Shinpaku Federation!
[04:25] ---
    Huh?
[04:26] ---
    And, the man with an amazing
    brain that is beyond human,
[04:30] ---
    Haruo Niijima-sama
    and his powerful soldiers!
[04:33] ---
    The Shinpaku Federation has
    hereby been officially formed!
[04:37] ---
    "Shin"
[04:39] ---
    "Paku"
[04:41] ---
    "Fede-"
[04:43] ---
    "Ration"
[04:52] ---
    Ugh!
[04:53] ---
    G-General Niijima! Please wake up!
[04:58] ---
    Oh, it wasn't you who
    called us over, Kenichi.
[05:01] ---
    Kenichi-kun, how're you
    doing with your honey?
[05:05] ---
    Same as usual.
[05:07] ---
    D... Don't be so shy, you guys.
[05:11] ---
    Oh, those three were just being shy, huh?
[05:14] ---
    Well, I thought that we were
    having a falling out for a second.
[05:18] ---
    Good, good. Boy, was I surprised.
[05:20] ---
    Whoooa!
[05:20] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[05:21] ---
    --General was beautifully dancing in the air.
    --Shinpaku! Shinpaku! Shinpaku! Shinpaku!
[05:24] ---
    --Shinpaku! Shinpaku! Shinpaku! Shinpaku!
[05:32] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[05:33] ---
    I see... A love letter, huh?
[05:36] ---
    I think you should go
    out with her as a first step.
[05:39] ---
    Well, but... there's Miu-san.
[05:46] ---
    It's not like you are dating Miu.
[05:49] ---
    You can't find true love
    unless you date many girls.
[05:54] ---
    You and Miu are just friends, right?
[05:57] ---
    Then you don't have to worry about her.
[05:59] ---
    Well, but...
[06:06] ---
    To me, Miu-san is my goal, my friend,
[06:10] ---
    and an important person
    that I want to protect someday.
[06:13] ---
    It has to be Miu-san, no one else will do!
[06:16] ---
    It has to be!
[06:17] ---
    Kenichi-san...
[06:21] ---
    Then go meet the girl at the
    place she suggested and tell her no,
[06:24] ---
    so that there'll be no troubles later on.
[06:26] ---
    Yes.
[06:27] ---
    But it's tough to think that I'm
    going there to hurt the feelings
[06:30] ---
    of a girl who likes me.
[06:36] ---
    ♪ It could further hurt many people. ♪
[06:44] ---
    Are you eavesdropping, Miu?
[06:50] ---
    Well, I have to clean! Sometimes
    the ceiling space needs cleaning, too!
[06:55] ---
    Wipe, wipe, wipe.
[06:56] ---
    ♪ Youth, nonetheless, youth... ♪
[07:00] ---
    No, that doesn't sound right.
[07:03] ---
    Kenichi-kun! Let's hang out together!
[07:07] ---
    Hey.
[07:09] ---
    You again?! What did you
    come here for at this late hour?!
[07:13] ---
    F-First of all, get rid of them.
[07:18] ---
    Shigure-san. Apachai-san.
[07:20] ---
    You keep doing this to
    him on purpose, don't you?
[07:23] ---
    On... purpose...?
[07:24] ---
    Apa?
[07:26] ---
    I'll get straight to the point.
[07:28] ---
    Lend your masters to me.
[07:30] ---
    Huh? What're you up to this time?
[07:33] ---
    The fact is that Loki, one of
    Ragnarok's Eight Greatest Fists,
[07:36] ---
    told me that he wants to
    have a peaceful discussion
[07:39] ---
    and told me to come see
    him tomorrow by myself.
[07:43] ---
    What?! The Eight Greatest Fists?!
[07:45] ---
    Yeah. So...
[07:49] ---
    I was thinking about having
    your masters beat him up
[07:51] ---
    when he nonchalantly walks up.
[07:56] ---
    Of course not!
[07:58] ---
    Okay, then. You come, instead.
[08:01] ---
    No way! He told you to
    come by yourself, right?
[08:06] ---
    I don't wanna have anything
    to do with Ragnarok anymore.
[08:08] ---
    Besides, there's a little matter
    I have to attend to tomorrow.
[08:11] ---
    Matter?! Come on...
[08:15] ---
    Your eyes are impure!
[08:17] ---
    You're up to... something.
[08:19] ---
    Wh-What do you mean?!
    I'm not doing anything wrong!
[08:23] ---
    Kenichi! Please get rid of them!
[08:32] ---
    Hmm... So this is the place.
[08:34] ---
    I guess I have no choice.
    I'll go with quantity over quality.
[08:36] ---
    Bringing at least five others when
    told to come alone is the Niijima-style.
[08:42] ---
    Welcome!
[08:43] ---
    Six people, non-smoking.
[08:50] ---
    Hmph! There he is. He's the
    man I saw at the riverside before.
[08:56] ---
    Hey, you're Loki, right?
[08:59] ---
    Ha! Loki, the fighting advisor?
    You gotta be kidding!
[09:03] ---
    You thought I'd be honest and
    come by myself? Such an idiot!
[09:07] ---
    I've got tons of things I wanna ask you.
[09:09] ---
    Come with me.
[09:13] ---
    Hm? It's no use resisting. These are
    the Shinpaku Federation's elite troops.
[09:18] ---
    Even if just three of the Eight
    Greatest Fists can beat 50 people,
[09:21] ---
    these warriors are
    too tough for you to beat.
[09:24] ---
    Such a pathetic plan...
[09:26] ---
    I'll show you what a real ambush is like.
[09:30] ---
    What?!
[09:39] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[09:41] ---
    This restaurant is reserved for
    Ragnarok's private use today.
[09:44] ---
    C-Close formation!
[09:46] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[09:48] ---
    G-General! There're too many enemies!
[09:50] ---
    Aren't our Three Admirals here yet?!
[09:53] ---
    Stop whining! Just focus
    on protecting me for now!
[09:57] ---
    Well, let us see your true abilities.
[10:23] ---
    Youth, hmm... hmmm.
[10:27] ---
    Master Ma had these clothes ready for me,
[10:30] ---
    though it's sort of a waste since I'm
    just going to turn her down. Seriously...
[10:36] ---
    I wonder what that girl will be wearing.
[10:44] ---
    Oops. I'm about to be late...
[10:48] ---
    ...since Master Ma made
    a fuss about my hair.
[10:51] ---
    Let's see, where's the place
    I'm supposed to meet her?
[10:56] ---
    Hm?
[10:59] ---
    P-Protect General!
[11:03] ---
    Ah! Niijima!
[11:04] ---
    Why are they fighting in a place like this?!
[11:07] ---
    What am I gonna do?
    She'll be arriving any moment.
[11:15] ---
    They're in a major pinch.
    Well, it's none of my concern, though.
[11:20] ---
    Ahh... I have to find the place
    I'm supposed to meet her quickly.
[11:24] ---
    General! Aren't our
    Three Admirals coming?!
[11:28] ---
    They will! For sure!
[11:30] ---
    Where's our Shock Troop Commander?!
    What happened to Shirahama-san?!
[11:34] ---
    Who cares! Let's see,
    I came from this way, so...
[11:39] ---
    Shirahama-san!
[11:42] ---
    Hmph! Just as I thought...
[11:45] ---
    ...the Shinpaku Federation
    really was an unworthy team,
[11:48] ---
    though the soldiers are well trained to
    sacrifice themselves to protect their leader.
[11:54] ---
    Just give up already and move!
[11:56] ---
    If you hand your leader to us,
    we'll let the others go!
[12:01] ---
    What?
[12:07] ---
    Well, we'll at least break both of
    Niijima-kun's arms and legs, though.
[12:13] ---
    Don't you guys get
    taken in by his cajoling!
[12:16] ---
    As it stands, we won't...
    Ragnarok really is scary.
[12:22] ---
    To think that none of the
    Three Admirals showed up...
[12:26] ---
    He will! Commander
    Shirahama will definitely come!
[12:30] ---
    M-Mizunuma...
[12:36] ---
    I believe in the friendship between
    General and Commander Shirahama!
[12:39] ---
    General, you told us before that
[12:42] ---
    you were the only one who risked
    his life to protect Shirahama-san
[12:45] ---
    when he was picked on in middle school.
[12:48] ---
    What? Oh... yeah, that may
    have happened... or maybe not...
[12:53] ---
    Huh? He's telling stupid
    lies like that again?
[12:57] ---
    Shirahama-san isn't someone
    who would forget your kindness!
[13:01] ---
    He'll never abandon his
    best buddy... his friends!
[13:06] ---
    Friends?!
[13:09] ---
    You fought in order to
    save the play, didn't you?
[13:12] ---
    I really appreciate that.
[13:15] ---
    Look at all the scratches!
    Do they hurt at all?
[13:19] ---
    Uh, well...
[13:22] ---
    How'd you know about what
    happened between Ragnarok and me?
[13:24] ---
    Huh? Well...
[13:26] ---
    Niijima-san told me about it.
[13:34] ---
    I don't know what's going on, but if
    you don't move, this'll hurt quite a bit.
[13:47] ---
    Hm?
[13:50] ---
    Seriously...
[13:55] ---
    I always get suckered in when
    someone says the word "friend." Man...
[13:59] ---
    Shirahama-san!
[14:00] ---
    Shock Troop Commander!
[14:03] ---
    Here he comes!
[14:04] ---
    Shirahama...?
    So you're the other one in Shinpaku?
[14:08] ---
    You look a little skilled, but can you
    fight against all these guys by yourself?
[14:17] ---
    Hi everyone! Excuse us for
    coming in through the back door.
[14:20] ---
    If you're having a party, let us join, too.
[14:25] ---
    T-Takeda the puncher
    and Ukita the thrower!
[14:27] ---
    You traitors! You still intend to defy us?!
[14:31] ---
    Amazing!
    The Shinpaku Federation is amazing!
[14:34] ---
    All the Three Admirals have gathered!
[14:36] ---
    What are you two doing here?
[14:39] ---
    Well, I happened to be
    passing by and saw you in here.
[14:42] ---
    Hmph! We, too, get
    suckered in by words like "friend."
[14:48] ---
    In addition, to be honest, I wanted
    to test my abilities using both arms.
[14:52] ---
    When I was in Ragnarok,
    I used only my right arm, so...
[14:56] ---
    Seriously, this wire puzzle is...
    this wire puzzle is... impossible!
[15:09] ---
    To think you upset Ragnarok's Fourth
    Greatest Fist, Loki-sama, the fighting advisor!
[15:14] ---
    Hmm, you've got some nerve!
[15:17] ---
    Shut up, you dragonfly with glasses!
[15:18] ---
    Don't underestimate Niijima-sama,
    the Shinpaku Federation's General
[15:22] ---
    and the non-fighting advisor!
[15:24] ---
    Take care of them, Three Admirals.
[15:29] ---
    Hey, why don't we kill him first?
[15:32] ---
    Here they come, you two!
[15:45] ---
    I almost didn't recognize you, Kenichi-kun.
[15:53] ---
    Oh?
[15:56] ---
    I'm impressed!
    Your moves are super fast!
[15:59] ---
    Just as you'd expect from
    someone who defeated all three of us!
[16:04] ---
    Both of you are fired up.
    Well then, I'll take care of Loki.
[16:14] ---
    Out of my way!
[16:20] ---
    H-He... jumped!
[16:24] ---
    Oops.
[16:25] ---
    If we bring down the leader quickly,
    we won't have to beat up the others.
[16:28] ---
    Sorry, but I'll take care of
    him in one breath, Takeda-san!
[16:31] ---
    Don't move!
[16:33] ---
    What?
[16:36] ---
    That way, I won't miss...
[16:38] ---
    Don't fall for such a trick!
    That's the most basic of the basics!
[16:42] ---
    Be careful, Kenichi-kun!
[16:43] ---
    His No. 1 weapon is that
    unpredictable tricky movement of his!
[16:48] ---
    Hey, the next is the blinder!
[16:50] ---
    ...or so I pretend, and
    then I kick you in the crotch.
[16:53] ---
    Huh?
[16:54] ---
    Regain my balance and...
[16:57] ---
    It's silly. You call that tricky?
[17:01] ---
    I see more brilliant movements every day.
[17:10] ---
    What'd you say?!
[17:12] ---
    If you fight with schemes, then
    I'll take you on with techniques!
[17:17] ---
    Oh, really... then...
[17:21] ---
    ...what do I have... here?!
[17:34] ---
    Oops.
[17:36] ---
    Yamazuki!
[17:40] ---
    Kao loi!
[17:44] ---
    Ox Head-Butt!
[17:49] ---
    Single leg takedown!
[17:53] ---
    Whoa!
[17:55] ---
    Wh-What the hell?
[17:57] ---
    Loki-sama was...
[17:58] ---
    Hey you bastards.
    Listen and prepare to be shocked!
[18:00] ---
    The Shinpaku Federation's Shock
    Troop Commander Shirahama,
[18:04] ---
    one of the Three Admirals, is
    indeed the mightiest disciple,
[18:07] ---
    trained by masters in karate, jujitsu,
    Muay Thai boxing and Chinese martial arts!
[18:12] ---
    He's talking big again.
[18:15] ---
    K-Kenichi Shirahama of
    the Shinpaku Federation...
[18:19] ---
    What a fearsome guy...
[18:21] ---
    Get out of here!
[18:22] ---
    Retreat! Retreat!
[18:23] ---
    H-Hey, wait! I have nothing to
    do with the Shinpaku Federation!
[18:27] ---
    Incidentally, neither do Takeda and I!
[18:29] ---
    No one is listening.
[18:32] ---
    Don't be so shy, Three Admirals.
[18:35] ---
    The Shinpaku Federation, banzai!
[18:37] ---
    Commander Shirahama! I knew you'd come!
[18:41] ---
    Uh... well, I didn't mean to, though.
[18:45] ---
    Oh no! I'm completely late!
[18:48] ---
    I have to find the place I'm
    supposed to meet her quickly.
[18:50] ---
    But... this Greatest Fist was nothing.
[18:55] ---
    At this rate, wiping out
    Ragnarok will be a piece of cake.
[18:59] ---
    Well, let's see. Why don't
    we check out the loser's face?
[19:05] ---
    Wh-What?!
[19:07] ---
    What's the matter, Admiral Takeda?
[19:10] ---
    He isn't Loki!
[19:13] ---
    What?! He isn't?!
[19:15] ---
    No. He isn't funny looking like this guy.
[19:18] ---
    Y-You fools. Did you really
    think that Loki-sama himself
[19:22] ---
    would come and deal
    with a weak team like you?
[19:26] ---
    I'm one of Loki-sama's doubles.
[19:29] ---
    Looks like you guys don't know
    how fearsome Ragnarok really is.
[19:33] ---
    Now that you've done this, you'll be...
[19:37] ---
    Let's tap dance!
[19:39] ---
    Well, that's just the whining of a bad loser.
[19:41] ---
    Soon I'll be dancing on the real one, too.
[19:45] ---
    I have to stop them from hearing things
    that can dampen their fighting spirits.
[19:50] ---
    Phew, one task is done.
[19:55] ---
    Niijima! That's overkill!
[19:57] ---
    Hey, Kenichi.
[19:59] ---
    Sorry to interrupt you,
    but I wanna ask you something.
[20:03] ---
    Yes?
[20:04] ---
    Do you know a restaurant
    called Matsue Lark in this area?
[20:08] ---
    I'm in a bit of a hurry.
    I'm meeting someone.
[20:10] ---
    What?
[20:11] ---
    What, Takeda? You're meeting
    someone, too, right? Go already!
[20:16] ---
    Well, that's where I'm going, too.
[20:18] ---
    What?! I'm going to Matsue Lark, too.
[20:20] ---
    What?!
[20:21] ---
    Excuse me, Three Admirals.
[20:23] ---
    The "Matsue Lark" you're
    looking for is... this place.
[20:29] ---
    What?!
[20:31] ---
    T-To think that we're all
    meeting someone in the same place.
[20:33] ---
    It's an amazing coincidence... or something.
[20:36] ---
    But this is...
[20:47] ---
    Oh, all three of you came to see me.
[20:50] ---
    I'm so happy.
[20:51] ---
    Was the map I drew in the love
    letter a little hard to figure out?
[20:59] ---
    I was worried you might not come,
    but you were all, like, right on time.
[21:07] ---
    Niijima! How dare you!
[21:13] ---
    I'm so pissed!
[21:15] ---
    I'll kill you!
[21:19] ---
    Hold it!
[21:20] ---
    You won't get away with this!
[21:22] ---
    Ah! General! Three Admirals!
[21:29] ---
    He's so fast!
[21:31] ---
    And I thought someone finally liked me!
[21:34] ---
    Don't cry, Ukita!
[21:37] ---
    Someone said that if the
    Olympics had a getaway event,
[21:39] ---
    I would be the gold medalist for sure.
    Can you catch up with me?
[21:59] ---
    As you ordered, I videotaped it
    from the building across the street.
[22:02] ---
    I added the audio afterwards
    using the audio from the bug.
[22:05] ---
    Would you like background music as well?
[22:09] ---
    Well, like I said, you don't
    have to be so elaborate.
[22:12] ---
    Ah, sorry, but could you go buy
    more wire puzzles? Preferably hard ones.
[22:17] ---
    Yes sir!
[22:26] ---
    So... this is the Shinpaku Federation.
    They are indeed strong.
[22:31] ---
    But I figured out their weak point.
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:16] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:43] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    Hey, Kenichi!
[24:06] ---
    I brought the information on the
    Fifth Greatest Fist, Siegfried for you.
[24:10] ---
    I don't intend to get involved
    with Ragnarok at all from here on.
[24:13] ---
    So I don't need to hear it.
    Go back to your planet, alien!
[24:16] ---
    Oh? You can talk like that?
[24:18] ---
    I hear Siegfried is called an immortal
    man who rises back up like a zombie
[24:21] ---
    no matter how many
    times you beat him down.
[24:23] ---
    Z-Zombie?! Hey, what do you
    mean by that? Hey, hey, Niijima-san!
[24:27] ---
    You didn't need to hear it, right?
    I'm quietly going back to my planet.
[24:34] ---
    
[24:34] ---
    

Season 1

E29 - The Fearsome Seigfreid! Prelude of Destruction!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:39] ---
    So... this is the Shinpaku Federation.
    They are indeed strong.
[01:44] ---
    But I figured out their weak point.
[01:56] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[01:58] ---
    Oh, then that love letter
    was a plot by Niijima-san, huh?
[02:03] ---
    Oh well... laugh as much as you want.
[02:07] ---
    After all, I'm... I'm...
[02:08] ---
    Hey, Titsy!
[02:10] ---
    How rude of you to
    laugh at my big brother!
[02:13] ---
    But...
[02:15] ---
    Do not laugh. Do not speak.
    When you practice pushing hands,
[02:18] ---
    try to put your heart and soul
    into reading your opponent's mind.
[02:20] ---
    Y-Yes sir!
[02:21] ---
    Geez...
[02:23] ---
    Apa...
[02:29] ---
    Apa!
[02:30] ---
    One... two... three...
[02:34] ---
    Apachai, be quiet.
[02:36] ---
    Information, Kenichi!
    I've brought information!
[02:39] ---
    Hm?
[02:40] ---
    I've brought the latest
    information on Ragnarok!
[02:43] ---
    It's about one of the Eight Greatest Fists.
[02:47] ---
    You look relaxed.
[02:49] ---
    Have you already
    gotten used to it, evil alien?
[02:51] ---
    Walk... briskly.
[02:54] ---
    He's the Fifth Greatest Fist, aka Siegfried.
[02:57] ---
    He's a creepy guy.
[02:59] ---
    Apa! Siegfried? What is that?
[03:02] ---
    Um, it's a Coke with ice
    cream floating on top of it.
[03:06] ---
    That's a Coke float.
[03:07] ---
    Now, here are comments by those
    who were defeated by Siegfried.
[03:12] ---
    First, Nakajima-san, the
    leader of the Dead Society.
[03:14] ---
    "Video footage" "Leader of the Dead
    Society, Nakajima-san (real name)" "Hades"
[03:15] ---
    He was surely supposed
    to go down with my blow.
[03:19] ---
    But before I knew it, it was me
    who was kissing the asphalt.
[03:24] ---
    Whoa...
[03:25] ---
    What is this?
[03:25] ---
    The next is Toramachi-san
    from Team Punk Knife.
[03:28] ---
    "Video footage Team Punk Knife,
    Toramachi-san (real name)"
[03:28] ---
    I have no idea what happened!
[03:31] ---
    No matter how many times
    I beat him down, there was no end.
[03:34] ---
    Is he a zombie or what?!
[03:36] ---
    I said, is he a zombie?!
[03:38] ---
    Whoa...
[03:39] ---
    And the next is--
[03:41] ---
    Shut up, alien!
[03:42] ---
    Hm?
[03:42] ---
    I thought I told you that I have nothing
    to do with the Shinpaku Federation!
[03:45] ---
    So there's no reason
    for me to fight Ragnarok!
[03:48] ---
    Besides, why should I trust
    your unreliable information?!
[03:51] ---
    Unreliable? You called
    my information unreliable?
[03:56] ---
    Yeah. Even with this information,
    if you listen to it carefully, in short,
[04:01] ---
    "Idiot" "Unreliable" "Useless"
    "Be thorough" "Pointless"
[04:01] ---
    it only means that you still don't
    know this enemy's fighting style!
[04:04] ---
    I won.
[04:06] ---
    It's especially hard to collect information
    on Ragnarok's Eight Greatest Fists
[04:10] ---
    and yet I was finally able to gather those
    valuable comments with much difficulty.
[04:14] ---
    Damn you! Just wait and see!
[04:16] ---
    I'll obtain so much information on
    Siegfried that it'll blow you away!
[04:21] ---
    Like I said, I don't need it!
[04:24] ---
    I'll be back.
[04:27] ---
    Wh-What the heck?
[04:30] ---
    How ambitious your friend is, Ken-chan.
[04:34] ---
    Friend? Uhm, who are you referring to?
[04:37] ---
    But that enemy sounds quite interesting.
[04:40] ---
    He's like a zombie who
    endlessly rises from the grave
[04:42] ---
    no matter how many times
    you beat him down, right?
[04:45] ---
    Even I haven't fought a zombie before.
[04:49] ---
    --I have.
    --What?!
[04:51] ---
    So who's this Coke float guy...
[04:54] ---
    That's Siegfried.
[04:56] ---
    Huh?
[04:57] ---
    Siegfried... It's the name of a hero
[05:00] ---
    that appears in "The Ring of
    the Nibelung" from Norse Mythology.
[05:03] ---
    Covered from head to foot in
    the blood of the dragon he defeated,
[05:06] ---
    he ate its heart and became immortal.
[05:10] ---
    Kids these days give themselves
    quite exaggerated names, huh?
[05:14] ---
    By the way, a Coke float is--
[05:16] ---
    That's enough!
[05:18] ---
    It doesn't matter if it's
    Siegfried or a Coke float.
[05:22] ---
    It's none of my concern.
[05:25] ---
    I don't wanna be at the mercy
    of his ambition by any means.
[05:28] ---
    That man...
[05:30] ---
    ...has a bad look on his... face.
[05:33] ---
    What?
[05:33] ---
    The look of one who is about to die
    in a rush to produce results... I think.
[05:39] ---
    Y-You can tell, Shigure-san?
[05:41] ---
    Ahem!
[05:42] ---
    Well, if we pay attention,
    she'll get carried away.
[05:46] ---
    She's just saying it without thinking,
    so don't worry about it.
[05:49] ---
    Hey hey, she's saying it without thinking?
[05:51] ---
    When she says it, it sounds true.
[05:54] ---
    Are you concerned?
[05:55] ---
    N-Not really.
[05:57] ---
    Oh, Kenichi-san?
    You looked worried for a second.
[06:01] ---
    N-No way!
[06:04] ---
    Ken-chan, a bad friend is still a friend.
[06:07] ---
    You shouldn't be so harsh on him.
[06:11] ---
    Well, it's okay. Since he's
    not my friend, but an alien,
[06:15] ---
    he neither has pride nor feels alienated.
[06:23] ---
    What brought you here?
[06:25] ---
    Well, I was wondering how your music
    composition has been coming along.
[06:29] ---
    There have been only boring fights lately.
[06:32] ---
    At this rate, who knows
    when this will be completed.
[06:38] ---
    The energetic arms beat the rhythm.
    The screams from pain are solo notes.
[06:43] ---
    The look of despair
    produces a beautiful melody.
[06:47] ---
    And the tense atmosphere
    that encompasses it all...
[06:51] ---
    Oh, fights are indeed the origin of music.
[06:56] ---
    If we didn't need permission
    from the Great Sage Fist,
[06:59] ---
    I'd even want to fight you
    right here right now, Loki.
[07:05] ---
    Hmph. So how are you doing?
[07:07] ---
    You said you found the weak point of
    the Shinpaku Federation or something.
[07:11] ---
    Are they a team that requires us to
    look for a weak point in the first place?
[07:14] ---
    No matter how puny a group it is,
    I crush them with a perfect strategy.
[07:18] ---
    That's my philosophy.
[07:21] ---
    Have you noticed a suspicious man
    snooping around you lately, Sieg?
[07:26] ---
    Yeah, I know I'm being watched.
[07:29] ---
    I think he's my groupie.
[07:31] ---
    No, he isn't. He's Haruo Niijima
    of the Shinpaku Federation.
[07:36] ---
    He's the leader of the Federation.
[07:38] ---
    In short, once he's gone,
    that group will be dismantled.
[07:43] ---
    In other words, he's the weak
    point of the Shinpaku Federation.
[07:47] ---
    I'll leave taking care of
    the Federation to you, Sieg.
[07:52] ---
    What's that feeling on my back?
[07:57] ---
    I've caught a cockroach, Loki-sama!
[08:00] ---
    Am I good or what? Please praise me!
[08:02] ---
    Th-This is a female voice!
[08:04] ---
    Massage, massage.
[08:05] ---
    Loki-sama! There's a problem!
    No, I mean a perv!
[08:14] ---
    My blunder.
[08:15] ---
    The real fighting advisor
    Loki is a really sharp man.
[08:21] ---
    What?! He's chasing me!
[08:23] ---
    Tear gas!
[08:26] ---
    Special club!
[08:30] ---
    The Niijima combo attack worked!
[08:32] ---
    What immortal composer?!
    That was a piece of cake!
[08:40] ---
    The Fifth Greatest Fist, Siegfried,
    isn't someone to be feared.
[08:44] ---
    Kenichi, just wait and see.
[08:46] ---
    You're a funny man.
[08:48] ---
    Huh?
[08:49] ---
    A strength lies within your weakness.
[08:51] ---
    C-Can't be!
[08:53] ---
    I-I'm sure he had a nasty fall!
[08:56] ---
    I like you, Niijima-san!
[09:00] ---
    Dammit! I definitely brought him down!
[09:03] ---
    To think that he got ahead of me
[09:05] ---
    and in addition, he's keeping
    up with my getaway speed!
[09:08] ---
    On top of that, he isn't tired at all!
[09:11] ---
    I'll chase you all the way to Brazil
[09:12] ---
    and capture you in the
    heart of the Rio Carnival!
[09:18] ---
    Dammit! Ahh! Here!
    The Niijima-style 90-degree Turn!
[09:20] ---
    --Whoa! Such an amazing irregular meter!
    --There! Niijima-style Trash Can Throw Attack!
[09:24] ---
    That's the way, Niijima-san. Wonderful
    melodies are rushing into my mind!
[09:28] ---
    He's crazy in more ways than one!
[09:31] ---
    It's regrettable, Niijima-san. I wanted
    to enjoy the music you play a little longer,
[09:35] ---
    but it looks like the time has come.
[09:37] ---
    Can you hear that sound?
[09:39] ---
    That's right. That sound!
[09:45] ---
    What the hell is he talking about?!
[09:47] ---
    Ah! That's...
[09:49] ---
    I can see the equation for victory!
[09:52] ---
    The filthy, filthy river is
    indeed an oasis to me right now!
[09:56] ---
    Now witness Niijima-sama's favorite trick,
    the Swept Away Water Imp!
[10:01] ---
    Da-da-da-dum...! This is the sound
    of fate knocking on your door.
[10:06] ---
    What?!
[10:07] ---
    This can't be...!
[10:09] ---
    Dum! Dum!
[10:11] ---
    You've run out of luck!
[10:15] ---
    This is the gravest blunder
    of my life! Help me, Kenichi...!
[10:21] ---
    Shock Troop Commander!
    We've got a problem!
[10:23] ---
    Would you stop calling me that?
[10:25] ---
    I'm not your commander.
[10:28] ---
    General Niijima hasn't visited
    our headquarters since yesterday!
[10:31] ---
    Maybe he's tired of the
    Shinpaku Federation now.
[10:34] ---
    But then he sent me a message
    saying "ask Kenichi for help" last night
[10:37] ---
    and has been out of touch since then.
[10:40] ---
    Maybe he's been kidnapped?
[10:42] ---
    Kidnapped? By NASA or something?
[10:45] ---
    Then, he might've already
    been dissected, don't you think?
[10:48] ---
    What?!
[10:48] ---
    Go ask someone else.
    That man is none of my concern.
[10:52] ---
    Commander!
[10:53] ---
    Please! Both Admirals Takeda the
    puncher and Ukita the thrower said,
[10:56] ---
    "You're trying to trick us again, aren't you?"
[10:58] ---
    and won't help us.
[11:00] ---
    That's just a natural reaction.
    I agree with them.
[11:04] ---
    Ah, but please look at this.
[11:05] ---
    I found this in a filthy river this morning.
[11:08] ---
    This is General's self-made, modified PDA.
[11:08] ---
    "Don't open" "Danger!!"
[11:10] ---
    Thanks to its water-proof and
    impact absorbing case, it was floating.
[11:14] ---
    I see. It looks like he's
    truly asking for help this time.
[11:19] ---
    So he was kidnapped after all?
[11:20] ---
    Yes. It's impossible that he'd
    discard his PDA of his own will,
[11:23] ---
    even if the Earth
    started turning backwards!
[11:25] ---
    But who on Earth...
[11:27] ---
    Of course, Ragnarok!
[11:29] ---
    I can't think of anyone else but them!
[11:31] ---
    But it's him we're talking about.
    I think he's okay.
[11:38] ---
    Miu-san!
[11:39] ---
    Let's go home now!
[11:40] ---
    How could you?!
[11:43] ---
    Is it really okay not to do anything?
[11:45] ---
    Yes, it's okay.
[11:47] ---
    Well, today is another day of training!
    I'm gonna work hard!
[11:50] ---
    You sound excessively cheery.
[11:54] ---
    --Ah.
    --Huh?
[11:55] ---
    That's right!
[11:56] ---
    Kenichi-san?
[11:57] ---
    Come to think of it, Daigakkan's
    "Furious Martial Arts" series is out today.
[12:02] ---
    Miu-san, I'll stop by the bookstore,
    so please go on ahead and go home.
[12:06] ---
    Ah! Kenichi-san!
[12:09] ---
    He's shyer than I thought.
[12:14] ---
    That darn stupid alien! The only thing
    he's good at is making a fast getaway!
[12:18] ---
    Why the hell did you get caught?!
[12:33] ---
    If his PDA was found under this bridge,
[12:35] ---
    there may be some clue here.
[12:38] ---
    But if it floated here,
    then I should check upstream.
[12:40] ---
    Did you find anything?
[12:42] ---
    No. It's him we're talking about
    so I thought he'd leave something--
[12:46] ---
    What?!
[12:47] ---
    Miu-san! You followed me here?!
[12:50] ---
    Kenichi-san, there's
    something on the ground there.
[12:53] ---
    What?
[12:54] ---
    There's no mistake about it.
    This is Niijima's shoe!
[12:57] ---
    Why is this here?
[12:59] ---
    Kenichi-san, there's
    something over there, too.
[13:03] ---
    That's his, too.
[13:05] ---
    Niijima!
[13:07] ---
    Let's go, Miu-san!
[13:09] ---
    We certainly should be able to find more!
[13:10] ---
    Yes!
[13:12] ---
    Niijima, I won't waste the
    dying message you left me.
[13:15] ---
    I swear it in the name of Ryozanpaku!
[13:19] ---
    Kenichi-san, Niijima-san isn't dead.
[13:23] ---
    We can't find anything any more.
[13:27] ---
    He must've been desperate.
[13:29] ---
    And yet, Niijima, this was
    all you could do, wasn't it...
[13:33] ---
    "Forbidden"
[13:35] ---
    But at least we figured out
    where they were headed.
[13:38] ---
    Hmm... but it's too broad...
[13:42] ---
    "Niijima"
[13:44] ---
    Why is he naked, Sieg?
[13:46] ---
    I bet he was so excited by my
    wonderful humming that he lost himself.
[13:51] ---
    No, I don't think so.
[13:52] ---
    He was probably trying to let
    his buddies know about this place.
[13:56] ---
    But anyway Niijima-san, our
    chase last night was meaningful.
[14:01] ---
    Look, thanks to you,
    I composed such a wonderful rondo.
[14:06] ---
    It was indeed amusing to
    see you looking in despair.
[14:11] ---
    So, what're you gonna do with--
[14:14] ---
    What're you acting like
    a hero for, you perv?!
[14:17] ---
    Loki-sama, let's hurry up
    and take care of him.
[14:20] ---
    What?!
[14:21] ---
    Hmph! Please don't worry.
    We are not going to kill you.
[14:25] ---
    Ragnarok is a militant group
    that believes that power is justice.
[14:28] ---
    We're not a bunch of rogues.
[14:31] ---
    The loser will be given
    a little penalty. That's all.
[14:34] ---
    Penalty?!
[14:36] ---
    Yeah. We'll pack him up in a box
    and quietly put it onto a cargo boat.
[14:41] ---
    Very quietly, you know.
[14:42] ---
    What?!
[14:43] ---
    Relax and enjoy traveling
    overseas on the boat.
[14:46] ---
    Well, I don't know how many months it'll
    take... but you'll get somewhere at least.
[14:50] ---
    If things go wrong, you might
    get your head chopped off
[14:53] ---
    by robbers in some far foreign land.
[14:56] ---
    Okay, take him out!
[14:57] ---
    Yes sir.
[15:00] ---
    Hey! Let me go! Stop it! Stop it!
[15:02] ---
    It'll be your own fault if this
    comes back to you later on!
[15:04] ---
    The Three Admirals of the
    Shinpaku Federation will come!
[15:07] ---
    They'll come to rescue me for sure!
[15:10] ---
    That's a lie.
[15:11] ---
    What?
[15:13] ---
    My judgment is solid.
[15:15] ---
    The weak point of your
    group is its lack of solidarity.
[15:19] ---
    Those so-called Three Admirals
    were just forcibly brought in by you
[15:22] ---
    so they don't have a shred of loyalty.
[15:28] ---
    No one will come... to rescue you.
[15:33] ---
    We looked around many
    more places after that,
[15:35] ---
    but we couldn't find him anywhere.
[15:37] ---
    I see. That's a problem.
[15:40] ---
    I don't really care what
    happens to him, but it's just...
[15:45] ---
    Looks like you're troubled, Ken-chan.
[15:47] ---
    Something like that, leave it to me.
[15:50] ---
    What?!
[15:51] ---
    Kenichi, I'll try my best, too!
[15:53] ---
    What?!
[15:54] ---
    Go, Apachai!
[15:57] ---
    Yabba dabba doo!
[15:59] ---
    Now, when is Niijima-kun's birthday?
[16:01] ---
    Fortune telling?!
[16:03] ---
    He's got ears like this
    and his eyes are impure.
[16:06] ---
    Birds?!
[16:07] ---
    --I got it, Ken-chan!
    --I got it, Kenichi!
[16:10] ---
    Please be serious!
[16:12] ---
    Niijima-kun is...
[16:14] ---
    He's...
[16:16] ---
    Now, now, we won't
    know until we really try.
[16:18] ---
    Here!
[16:20] ---
    --Whoa.
    --Whoa! A coincidence!
[16:22] ---
    Let's go, Kenichi-san.
[16:25] ---
    They say strike while the iron is hot.
[16:27] ---
    Okay, Miu-san!
[16:28] ---
    Well, I'll come along.
[16:30] ---
    --Me, too.
    --Me, too.
[16:33] ---
    Masters shouldn't butt
    into their disciple's fight.
[16:35] ---
    Now, let's hurry.
[16:37] ---
    Okay!
[16:38] ---
    Tsk! You're inflexible, you know.
[16:41] ---
    Good luck, Big Brother!
[16:42] ---
    I want to... go.
[16:43] ---
    Hang in there, Niijima!
[16:48] ---
    Loki-sama, we mixed Niijima's
    box in with the others successfully.
[16:51] ---
    Thanks.
[17:01] ---
    Hmm... This music is quite good.
[17:04] ---
    So the music is almost finished, huh?
[17:07] ---
    They're here! They really are here!
[17:09] ---
    What?! Who are you?!
[17:10] ---
    You must be Loki from Ragnarok!
    We came to get Niijima back!
[17:14] ---
    That's right!
[17:15] ---
    This can't be! It's impossible!
[17:17] ---
    Why did you come here,
    Kenichi Shirahama?!
[17:19] ---
    My investigation concluded
[17:20] ---
    that Niijima was one of
    those who used to pick on you!
[17:24] ---
    O-Oh, I get it!
[17:26] ---
    Does he hold some dirt on
    you that I don't know about?!
[17:30] ---
    He's a bad friend, so...
[17:32] ---
    He's a bad friend, but he's still my
    friend, so I came to get him back!
[17:36] ---
    That's all!
[17:38] ---
    Tsk. That's no fun.
[17:42] ---
    To think that my slick strategy fell
    apart for such an un-slick reason.
[17:47] ---
    It's against my philosophy.
[17:49] ---
    The Shinpaku Federation's Shock
    Troop Commander, Kenichi Shirahama!
[17:56] ---
    Be quiet, everyone!
[17:59] ---
    I almost had a melody, but I lost it!
[18:03] ---
    I'll kill you.
[18:06] ---
    I'll ask you one more time!
    Where is Niijima?!
[18:08] ---
    If you want him back,
    you'll have to do it by force,
[18:12] ---
    since I'm in a bit of a bad mood.
[18:15] ---
    That's my line!
    Hurry up and give him back!
[18:18] ---
    I said be quiet!
[18:20] ---
    I'll ask your body about the melody I lost!
[18:24] ---
    I'm the Fifth Greatest Fist, Siegfried.
[18:26] ---
    I'll take you on.
[18:28] ---
    So this man is Siegfried.
[18:31] ---
    Just bring Niijima here!
    What did you do with that alien?!
[18:35] ---
    You think there's a fool who'd
    answer honestly just because he--
[18:37] ---
    We put him on a boat.
[18:39] ---
    --Huh?!
    --Oh boy...
[18:41] ---
    Wh-Which boat?!
[18:42] ---
    That way!
[18:44] ---
    Don't say a word, Sieg!
[18:45] ---
    No. 30, No. 25! Take care of him!
[18:48] ---
    Yes sir!
[18:50] ---
    Mezzo Piano!
[18:51] ---
    I'll kill you if you hinder my fight!
[18:55] ---
    Let's go, No. 20 and No. 43!
[18:57] ---
    Once he gets like this,
    he's beyond control!
[19:00] ---
    Okay!
[19:01] ---
    Ah! Wait! We'll have a big
    problem if the boat sets sail!
[19:04] ---
    Tell me which boat you put him on!
[19:06] ---
    Fight me.
[19:07] ---
    What?
[19:08] ---
    If I can pick up a
    satisfactory melody during the fight,
[19:12] ---
    I will tell you which one.
[19:14] ---
    You deal with him. I'll follow
    that guy with the mesh glasses.
[19:18] ---
    Okay!
[19:20] ---
    I'll fight you as you wish, so
    tell me beforehand! Which boat?!
[19:24] ---
    I don't like disobedient children.
[19:27] ---
    I guess I have no choice but to fight.
[19:29] ---
    What's with this guy?
    He's different from my previous enemies.
[19:32] ---
    He has a quiet but heavy pressure.
[19:35] ---
    Every phenomenon caused by us is music.
[19:39] ---
    Ahhh... What blood-thirst!
    I'm gonna be beaten!
[19:45] ---
    H... Huh?
[19:49] ---
    This is my special-made
    and custom-modified, gas gun!
[19:52] ---
    If you get hit, you're gonna get hurt!
[19:56] ---
    Take this! Take this!
[20:06] ---
    Are you all right?
[20:08] ---
    Loki-sama always says that "honest
    person" is a common name for "fool"!
[20:15] ---
    I... messed up!
[20:19] ---
    O... Oh? He's weak!
[20:20] ---
    What? He's really weak!
[20:23] ---
    Uhm, excuse me? Please wake up!
[20:26] ---
    Which boat is it?
[20:27] ---
    And the prelude begins...
[20:30] ---
    Feroce!
[20:31] ---
    Shoot!
[20:33] ---
    Accelerando!
[20:41] ---
    This is strange. He's full of energy.
[20:44] ---
    You pretended to be dead?!
[20:46] ---
    No! I was listening to
    the voice of the Earth.
[20:49] ---
    That's a lie. He was
    pretending to be dead for sure!
[20:52] ---
    Bastard! I won't hold back this time!
[20:54] ---
    That's right. Anger. Impatience.
[20:57] ---
    The explosion of emotion
    is indeed a melody.
[21:01] ---
    Yamazuki!
[21:04] ---
    I certainly did it this time.
[21:06] ---
    Now, tell me. Where is Niijima?
[21:11] ---
    Fortissimo!
[21:13] ---
    And... Animato!
[21:15] ---
    Can't be...! My attacks
    aren't working at all!
[21:20] ---
    Your attacks are dull because
    you're considerate to your opponent.
[21:23] ---
    Please attack me more seriously.
[21:26] ---
    I had my hopes up a bit, but I was wrong.
[21:29] ---
    The melody comes when you risk your life.
[21:34] ---
    Hmph. It might've been better for me
    to fight with that pretty girl after all.
[21:38] ---
    Maybe I'll go after her and try hurting her.
[21:41] ---
    Women are only provisions for art in any era.
[21:44] ---
    Don't harm Miu-san!
[21:50] ---
    That was really good.
[21:55] ---
    We're getting into the swing.
    We're getting into the swing!
[22:00] ---
    He's quite tough. Then...!
[22:02] ---
    Kao loi!
[22:04] ---
    Tee Sok!
[22:05] ---
    Double Palm Thrust!
[22:06] ---
    Up-thrust and Knee Combo Strike!
[22:10] ---
    Four-Direction Throw!
[22:12] ---
    Well? You can't get up any more, can you?
[22:16] ---
    Good! This is good!
[22:19] ---
    C-Can't be...
[22:21] ---
    Pains! Screams! This is indeed
    wind music played by a body!
[22:26] ---
    It's about time for Tempestoso!
[22:31] ---
    He hasn't taken any damage
    at all after all those attacks!
[22:35] ---
    Is he really immortal?!
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:17] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:44] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    How was that blow?!
    Even you shouldn't be able to get up!
[24:09] ---
    Sorry. It didn't work on me at all.
[24:12] ---
    What's the matter?
    You should attack more.
[24:17] ---
    Is it possible... that he is really immortal?
[24:19] ---
    Now now, you don't have time to rest.
[24:22] ---
    You'd better hurry up or it'll be
    too late to save Niijima-kun's life.
[24:27] ---
    Dammit! Now it comes to this...
[24:29] ---
    I'll throw everything that
    I learned from my masters at him!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E30 - The Results of Training! Align Forward Half!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:36] ---
    So the music is almost finished, huh?
[01:41] ---
    They're here! They really are here!
[01:43] ---
    What?! Who are you?!
[01:44] ---
    You must be Loki from Ragnarok!
    We came to get Niijima back!
[01:48] ---
    That's right!
[01:49] ---
    Be quiet, everyone!
[01:51] ---
    I almost had a melody, but I lost it!
[01:55] ---
    I'll kill you.
[01:58] ---
    I'll ask you one more time!
    Where is Niijima?!
[02:01] ---
    If you want him back,
    you'll have to do it by force,
[02:05] ---
    since I'm in a bit of a bad mood.
[02:08] ---
    That's my line!
    Hurry up and give him back!
[02:11] ---
    I said be quiet!
[02:13] ---
    I'll ask your body about the melody I lost!
[02:16] ---
    I'm the Fifth Greatest Fist, Siegfried.
[02:19] ---
    I'll take you on.
[02:21] ---
    O... Oh? He's weak!
[02:23] ---
    What? He's really weak!
[02:26] ---
    Uhm, excuse me? Please wake up!
[02:29] ---
    Which boat is it?
[02:30] ---
    And the prelude begins...
[02:32] ---
    Feroce!
[02:34] ---
    Shoot!
[02:36] ---
    Accelerando!
[02:44] ---
    This is strange. He's full of energy.
[02:47] ---
    You pretended to be dead?!
[02:48] ---
    No! I was listening to
    the voice of the Earth.
[02:52] ---
    That's a lie. He was
    pretending to be dead for sure!
[02:54] ---
    Bastard! I won't hold back this time!
[02:57] ---
    That's right. Anger. Impatience.
[03:00] ---
    The explosion of emotion
    is indeed a melody.
[03:04] ---
    Yamazuki!
[03:06] ---
    I certainly did it this time.
[03:09] ---
    Now, tell me. Where is Niijima?
[03:13] ---
    Fortissimo!
[03:15] ---
    And... Animato!
[03:18] ---
    Can't be...! My attacks
    aren't working at all!
[03:23] ---
    Your attacks are dull because
    you're considerate to your opponent.
[03:26] ---
    Please attack me more seriously.
[03:33] ---
    Fiercely, like a storm.
[03:36] ---
    It's about time for Tempestoso.
[03:43] ---
    Become impatient, feel fear and despair!
[03:45] ---
    I need that to compose music!
[03:49] ---
    He hasn't taken any damage
    at all after all those attacks!
[03:53] ---
    Ragnarok's Fifth Greatest Fist, Siegfried...
[03:57] ---
    Is he really immortal?!
[04:07] ---
    Let me out of here! Let me out, please!
[04:15] ---
    Hey, you bastards!
[04:17] ---
    Let me outta here soon, or I'm gonna
    get pissed, and then you'll regret it!
[04:30] ---
    Here he comes!
[04:33] ---
    Fortissimo!
[04:39] ---
    This isn't right. Why am I the one
    on the ground when I attacked him?!
[04:43] ---
    Ah... a melody just came to me.
[04:48] ---
    What just happened?
[04:58] ---
    So how did you like the power
    of my special made stun club?
[05:05] ---
    You're wasting your time. That electric
    shock makes even an adult male
[05:09] ---
    unable to move a single
    muscle for at least an hour.
[05:12] ---
    I'll do the same to all the women
    who come close to Loki-sama.
[05:17] ---
    Huh?
[05:21] ---
    No... No way.
[05:24] ---
    Why? Why can you move?!
[05:34] ---
    I train harder than you do.
[05:37] ---
    But that was the biggest blunder of
    my whole life. To think I took a blow.
[05:42] ---
    If Grandpa finds it out...
[05:45] ---
    I'm going to keep this a secret.
[05:47] ---
    At any rate, I have to find out where
    Niijima-san is from Mr. Mesh Glasses
[05:51] ---
    and go home soon to prepare dinner.
[06:00] ---
    Wh-What the...
[06:15] ---
    Why are you by yourself?
[06:17] ---
    Where is Mr. Mesh Glasses, I mean,
    your advisor Loki or whoever?
[06:20] ---
    You fool. We're a decoy.
[06:23] ---
    Loki-sama has already
    gone back to headquarters.
[06:29] ---
    Tell me which boat Niijima-san is on!
[06:33] ---
    I don't know.
[06:35] ---
    "Intimidation"
[06:37] ---
    It's true! I really don't know!
[06:41] ---
    Darn you! You're so useless!
[06:46] ---
    At this point, Kenichi-san's
    opponent is our only hope.
[06:53] ---
    Fighting against Sieg, the Shinpaku
    Federation will be done for anyway.
[07:02] ---
    Why aren't my attacks working?
    That can't be...
[07:06] ---
    You bastard!
[07:08] ---
    Good! I like that impatience!
[07:11] ---
    How's that...?!
[07:15] ---
    Dammit! Same thing again!
[07:17] ---
    Just when I think I had a good attack...!
[07:19] ---
    Become more impatient!
[07:26] ---
    Oh? The boat that
    Niijima-kun is on is setting sail.
[07:31] ---
    Niijima...! Dammit! I'd better hurry up!
[07:34] ---
    That's right.
[07:36] ---
    You'd better defeat me quickly
    and go rescue him, or it'll be too late.
[07:40] ---
    Now, become more and more impatient,
[07:43] ---
    and attack me more and more!
[07:46] ---
    Don't be impatient.
[07:49] ---
    Listen. In fights, the one
    whose spirit is devoured loses.
[07:58] ---
    If you become impatient, your
    opponent can predict any of your attacks.
[08:03] ---
    But I don't really like fighting
    with people so I get impatient.
[08:07] ---
    When that happens, refresh your mind.
[08:11] ---
    What? During the battle?
[08:13] ---
    --Another bottle!
    --Phht!
[08:15] ---
    Uhm...
[08:17] ---
    Huh?
[08:18] ---
    Th-That's right. Do a warm-up
    or something to bring yourself
[08:24] ---
    back to the state of mind you
    have when you're training here!
[08:29] ---
    Change the flow of the fight.
[08:32] ---
    Just devour your enemy...
    just like drinking hot sake.
[08:37] ---
    I'm gonna try that.
[08:43] ---
    It's another fine day today!
[08:44] ---
    One, two, three, four!
    One, two, three, four!
[08:48] ---
    I wonder what we're having for breakfast!
[08:52] ---
    Breakfast?
[08:53] ---
    Now, on to sparring training!
[08:55] ---
    Are you ready, Siegfried-san!
[08:59] ---
    Okay!
[09:00] ---
    Now, which technique do I wanna use?
[09:03] ---
    I devoured his spirit!
[09:08] ---
    Hm? Oops. I usually
    do muscle training first.
[09:13] ---
    Huh?
[09:22] ---
    Oh boy... No wonder I thought
    my attacks didn't feel right!
[09:24] ---
    You were leaping backwards on your own!
[09:27] ---
    Hmph!
[09:29] ---
    I can read my enemy's rhythm.
[09:32] ---
    That's why I can see perfectly
    through attacks and shift the axis
[09:36] ---
    so that I can use the attack's
    power to augment my own attack.
[09:40] ---
    This is the Canon Attack!
[09:40] ---
    "Canon Attack"
[09:43] ---
    Canon Attack... His attack
    names are hopelessly... bad.
[09:50] ---
    Even though you figured out the trick,
[09:52] ---
    it's still true that your
    attacks have no effect on me!
[09:55] ---
    Now, thrust as much as you want!
[09:58] ---
    The more you thrust, the more
    you'll become... at a disadvantage.
[10:03] ---
    So he is a master of incredibly
    unique counterattacks.
[10:07] ---
    He's a tricky opponent!
[10:11] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[10:16] ---
    Aren't those two taking too long?
    Don't you think, Akisame?
[10:22] ---
    Shall I secretly go there and
    quickly kill all their enemies?
[10:27] ---
    You... shouldn't.
[10:29] ---
    She's right. We should have
    faith in our disciple and wait.
[10:33] ---
    That is also a master's duty.
[10:35] ---
    But how is Kenichi-kun actually doing?
[10:39] ---
    Given the training he's been doing,
    it seems that he's making slow progress.
[10:43] ---
    "King of Erotica"
[10:43] ---
    Well, that boy doesn't
    have any talent at all, so...
[10:46] ---
    Up until now, we've simply been
    cramming many things into him.
[10:54] ---
    But it's about time...
[10:58] ---
    ...for those things to start
    producing results within him!
[11:05] ---
    If I attack carelessly,
    he'll counterattack again.
[11:08] ---
    Even if I throw him, he'll dispel it
    with a splendid break fall as well.
[11:11] ---
    He can do those things
    because he reads my attacks.
[11:17] ---
    Then...!
[11:19] ---
    Ten-hut!
[11:24] ---
    What do you think you are doing?
[11:26] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama! Forward march!
[11:30] ---
    One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two!
[11:34] ---
    Here he comes.
[11:35] ---
    One, two! One, two!
[11:37] ---
    Company, halt!
[11:40] ---
    Align forward half!
[11:43] ---
    A warm-up first and
    you're now forming a line?
[11:46] ---
    I don't know what you're doing,
    but cheap tricks won't work on me.
[11:52] ---
    He shifts the axis of any
    kind of attack and evades it.
[11:55] ---
    In order to defeat this man...
[11:58] ---
    I have to use that thrust!
[12:18] ---
    That thrust that worked only
    once during practice is the only way!
[12:25] ---
    Hmm.
[12:26] ---
    After practicing it for ten minutes,
    you'll work on Chinese martial arts with Ma.
[12:30] ---
    Master Koetsuji... I'm wondering...
[12:34] ---
    What is it?
[12:36] ---
    Karate, Muay Thai boxing,
    Chinese martial arts and jujitsu...
[12:39] ---
    Would it really do me good when I learn
    this many martial arts simultaneously?
[12:45] ---
    I'll make it work!
[12:46] ---
    B... But mastering even just
    one martial art is quite hard.
[12:53] ---
    You took a step forward on a cliff
    called Ryozanpaku with courage.
[12:57] ---
    At that point, there's
    only one path left to you.
[12:59] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[13:00] ---
    Just keep falling towards
    the world of masters! There!
[13:13] ---
    Ahh! No!
[13:18] ---
    F... Falling?
[13:20] ---
    Not climbing up?
[13:22] ---
    When climbing up, you can
    stop of your own will, right?
[13:26] ---
    But in your case, you can't do it.
[13:30] ---
    Since you entrusted yourself to us,
    there's no stopping halfway.
[13:35] ---
    Even if you happen to die in
    the middle, you will master them!
[13:39] ---
    Oh boy...
[13:42] ---
    Listen, Ken-chan.
[13:43] ---
    Chinese people combine anything.
[13:46] ---
    Chinese herbal medicine does,
    and so do martial arts!
[13:49] ---
    By doing so, they've been
    creating brand new things.
[13:53] ---
    Come to think of it,
    I heard that long ago,
[13:56] ---
    when mountain ascetics got injured,
[13:58] ---
    they picked seven nonpoisonous
    leaves and put them on their wounds.
[14:01] ---
    You can imagine some of those leaves
    were effective and the others were not.
[14:05] ---
    But by combining, you can create
    something that didn't exist before.
[14:10] ---
    There's that possibility.
[14:15] ---
    --I see...
    --What about my turn?
[14:17] ---
    Wait a second!
[14:18] ---
    If I combine the characteristics of
    each martial art I've learned and strike,
[14:24] ---
    --what will that thrust be like?
    --Hey!
[14:30] ---
    I'm gonna try it.
[14:33] ---
    What's the matter? Go ahead and thrust!
[14:38] ---
    Hmph! You think I can't shift the axis
    if you thrust from a very short distance?
[14:44] ---
    That's an interesting thought
    but it's wishful thinking.
[14:46] ---
    Con bravura...
[14:48] ---
    In other words, with cleverness and skills,
[14:51] ---
    you'll go down with my counterattack.
[14:56] ---
    Keni--
[14:58] ---
    I just have to do it!
[15:00] ---
    Take this!
[15:04] ---
    Pay more attention to your pulling arm!
[15:06] ---
    In karate, you strike the thrust
    and pulling arm at the same time
[15:09] ---
    as if they're connected via
    a pulley behind your back!
[15:13] ---
    Relax more. Stretch your arm far!
[15:16] ---
    Turn off the limiter of your brain
    and imagine your arm flying away.
[15:22] ---
    The chopping motion in jujitsu originally
    came from the weight shift in swordplay.
[15:27] ---
    "Weight"
[15:27] ---
    Yes, it's the movement
    of crushing a parallelogram.
[15:30] ---
    By shifting your weight onto it,
    you cut down your opponent.
[15:34] ---
    Apa! Muay Thai boxing isn't a sport.
[15:38] ---
    It's for soldiers in the
    battlefield to survive comfortably.
[15:42] ---
    So my master always said...
[15:44] ---
    "Thrust as if you're going to
    strike through your enemy!"
[15:51] ---
    I have to shift its axis!
[15:53] ---
    It's fast! What beat is this?!
[15:57] ---
    Double time...? Single time?
[16:00] ---
    No, this is...
[16:02] ---
    ...no specific beat!
[16:06] ---
    Ah! That thrust is...!
[16:09] ---
    Our techniques are starting to
    produce results within Kenichi, huh?
[16:13] ---
    Come to think of it, I remember
    him striking a good thrust just once.
[16:20] ---
    It got broken! Look at this!
    That was perfect, right?!
[16:24] ---
    Oh, yeah. We've been using
    that pole quite a long time, so...
[16:28] ---
    Oh... that's why.
[16:31] ---
    Now it's my turn to teach.
[16:34] ---
    He looked quite pleased.
[16:36] ---
    I bet he couldn't help but be
    happy about breaking the pole.
[16:41] ---
    I wonder if I should've
    praised him more at the time.
[16:45] ---
    It's not that he's dead,
    so it's not too late.
[16:50] ---
    Praise him when he comes home.
[16:52] ---
    Everyone, calm down
    a little. Shame on you.
[16:57] ---
    Oh? Akisame, those
    Chinese characters are wrong.
[16:59] ---
    What?! Is that true?!
[17:02] ---
    I'm just kidding.
[17:03] ---
    You got me, Kensei!
[17:06] ---
    Apapapapa!
[17:13] ---
    Hmph!
[17:14] ---
    What?!
[17:17] ---
    This is bad!
[17:20] ---
    It was a wonderfully fast thrust.
[17:22] ---
    On top of that, to think that you
    shifted your weight to increase its power...
[17:27] ---
    I'm completely defeated.
[17:34] ---
    I can hear a melody... a beautiful melody.
[17:41] ---
    Kenichi-san! You shouldn't have used
    a thrust like that on an ordinary person!
[17:44] ---
    B-B-B-But he wasn't
    someone I could hold back on!
[17:50] ---
    His life isn't in danger,
    though it was a close call.
[17:54] ---
    Close?
[17:55] ---
    Oh yes! Leave him to me and
    you go find Niijima-san quickly!
[18:00] ---
    Since you knocked him out before
    we could ask him about the boat,
[18:03] ---
    you have to search one by one.
[18:05] ---
    Ahh, that's right! I forgot
    the real reason we are here!
[18:09] ---
    Sorry! I'm gonna go find him!
[18:12] ---
    Please explain and ask them
    to hold the departure, okay?!
[18:16] ---
    Niijima! Even if you're rotten,
    you're still my bad friend! Hang in there!
[18:20] ---
    Hang in there, okay?!
[18:27] ---
    Th... There isn't even a single boat.
[18:32] ---
    I'm sorry, my bad friend.
[18:34] ---
    Haruo Niijima! Goodbye!
[18:45] ---
    Now that the boat has set sail,
    there's nothing I can do.
[18:48] ---
    Food and drinks. On top of that,
    even stylish clothes...
[18:52] ---
    This cargo compartment has everything.
[18:55] ---
    Now it's come to this,
    I'm gonna enjoy this smuggling life
[18:58] ---
    until the boat gets to some harbor.
[19:00] ---
    Hey brothers! This is a reward for biting
    off the rope. Eat as much as you want!
[19:07] ---
    Now...
[19:10] ---
    ...what's inside this box?
[19:13] ---
    Whoa! I found my type of toys!
[19:17] ---
    Whoa...
[19:17] ---
    Hmm. What's the matter, Johnny?
[19:19] ---
    Shh! I've been hearing a suspicious
    voice from this compartment.
[19:25] ---
    Don't be so silly, Johnny.
    There shouldn't be anyone in there.
[19:31] ---
    Th-Then, you go ahead and open the door.
[19:33] ---
    Okay, Johnny. Piece of cake.
[19:39] ---
    Ah!
[19:40] ---
    Hm?
[19:47] ---
    Oh my god!
[19:52] ---
    It's an alien, Johnny!
[19:55] ---
    I'll bet he's going to
    abduct the boat's crew!
[20:03] ---
    Loki-sama! Bad news!
[20:03] ---
    "Some Firing Range"
[20:06] ---
    Hm?
[20:07] ---
    What?! Can't be!
[20:08] ---
    Siegfried has been defeated?!
[20:11] ---
    I was, too, by a girl with big breasts.
[20:14] ---
    Dammit! He's something else.
[20:18] ---
    He shattered all of my predictions.
[20:20] ---
    Oh? What's the matter, Loki?
[20:23] ---
    It's not like you to fail to recognize
    our enemy's real ability.
[20:28] ---
    What's the name of that
    Shock Troop Commander?
[20:31] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama!
[20:33] ---
    What?!
[20:45] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama...
[20:47] ---
    Kenichi... Could it really be him?
[20:54] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[20:58] ---
    Appapappa! Appapa... Apa?!
[21:04] ---
    Apapapapa!
[21:07] ---
    Hmm...
[21:08] ---
    "Cargo Boat Aground
    After Being Hijacked by Alien"
[21:09] ---
    I don't see any article about smuggling.
[21:11] ---
    See?! I should've gone with them after all!
[21:15] ---
    Let's see... "An alien steered
    the boat for three hours..."
[21:20] ---
    "It headed back to the harbor."
[21:22] ---
    I love this kind of story.
[21:24] ---
    Despite the fact that you defeated
    the enemy, you couldn't save your friend.
[21:28] ---
    It must be hard for you.
[21:30] ---
    I... I guess we should
    report it to the police, huh?
[21:33] ---
    Yeah.
[21:35] ---
    This seagull, Jonathan, said that he
    saw something like Niijima on a beach.
[21:39] ---
    What?! Really?!
[21:41] ---
    What?
[21:44] ---
    Apachai-san! Please hurry
    up and ask where it was!
[21:47] ---
    Jonathan! Please tell us!
[21:53] ---
    What?! He's not on this map?!
[21:56] ---
    Apapapapa!
[21:58] ---
    Which means...
[22:03] ---
    No, I can't eat any more, Princess.
[22:07] ---
    Ow, ow. I feel like my head is splitting.
[22:12] ---
    I was dreaming about
    a trip to the Dragon Palace.
[22:19] ---
    Huh?
[22:21] ---
    Wh... Where... am I?
[22:32] ---
    Kenichi!
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:16] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:43] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    Hold on a sec, you over there.
[24:07] ---
    What is it?
[24:07] ---
    I have an injured foot.
    Please take me to a hospital.
[24:11] ---
    There's no reason for me to do that!
[24:13] ---
    Doesn't leaving an injured, sweet,
    cute girl on the road like this
[24:16] ---
    bother your conscience?
[24:18] ---
    Oh, I'm going to die here,
    aren't I? Sob, sob.
[24:22] ---
    Tsk. I guess I have no choice.
[24:23] ---
    Well well. You've finally decided
    to take me to the hospital, huh?
[24:26] ---
    Hey, this is the wrong way!
    Where're you taking me?!
[24:30] ---
    Ahh! He's a kidnapper!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E31 - Honoka Will Help You!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:31] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[01:32] ---
    She's right. We should have
    faith in our disciple and wait.
[01:36] ---
    That is also a master's duty.
[01:38] ---
    But how is Kenichi-kun actually doing?
[01:42] ---
    Given the training he's been doing, it
    seems that he's making slow progress.
[01:46] ---
    "King of Erotica"
[01:46] ---
    Well, that boy doesn't
    have any talent at all, so...
[01:49] ---
    Up until now, we've simply been
    cramming many things into him.
[01:57] ---
    But it's about time...
[02:01] ---
    ...for those things to start
    producing results within him!
[02:06] ---
    I just have to do it! Take this!
[02:11] ---
    Pay more attention to your pulling arm!
[02:13] ---
    In karate, you strike the thrust
    and pulling arm at the same time
[02:16] ---
    as if they're connected via
    a pulley behind your back!
[02:21] ---
    Relax more. Stretch your arm far!
[02:24] ---
    Turn off the limiter of your brain
    and imagine your arm flying away.
[02:30] ---
    The chopping motion in jujitsu originally
    came from the weight shift in swordplay.
[02:35] ---
    "Weight"
[02:35] ---
    Yes, it's the movement
    of crushing a parallelogram.
[02:38] ---
    By shifting your weight onto it,
    you cut down your opponent.
[02:42] ---
    Apa! Muay Thai boxing isn't a sport.
[02:45] ---
    It's for soldiers in the
    battlefield to survive comfortably.
[02:50] ---
    So my master always said... "Thrust as if
    you're going to strike through your enemy!"
[02:59] ---
    I have to shift its axis!
[03:01] ---
    It's fast! What beat is this?!
[03:05] ---
    Double time...? Single time?
[03:07] ---
    No, this is... no specific beat!
[03:13] ---
    Ah! That thrust is...!
[03:18] ---
    It was a wonderfully fast thrust.
[03:20] ---
    On top of that, to think that you shifted
    your weight to increase its power...
[03:25] ---
    I'm completely defeated.
[03:30] ---
    What?! Can't be!
[03:31] ---
    Siegfried has been defeated?!
[03:33] ---
    He's something else.
[03:35] ---
    He shattered all of my predictions.
[03:38] ---
    Oh? What's the matter, Loki?
[03:41] ---
    It's not like you to fail to
    recognize our enemy's real ability.
[03:45] ---
    What's the name of that
    Shock Troop Commander?
[03:48] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama!
[03:50] ---
    What?!
[04:02] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama...
[04:05] ---
    Kenichi... Could it really be him?
[04:10] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[04:26] ---
    Wh... Why?
[04:28] ---
    Oh? I thought you said, "I've
    defeated the Fifth Greatest Fist, Siegfried.
[04:32] ---
    I should be able to score
    a point on Miu-san now!"
[04:35] ---
    This isn't right! Why?!
[04:37] ---
    I thought I'd at least do okay
    even if I couldn't defeat you!
[04:41] ---
    To think I couldn't even graze you!
[04:49] ---
    Honoka-chan!
[04:50] ---
    You shouldn't come in
    during the sparring training.
[04:53] ---
    Don't bully my big brother! Got that?!
[04:55] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[04:56] ---
    Why...? Why...?
[04:58] ---
    Go away, Titsy!
[05:00] ---
    Kenichi-san!
    Well then, this is it for today.
[05:05] ---
    That'll show you, Titsy.
    I'll protect my big brother!
[05:10] ---
    Didn't I tell you not to disturb
    my training? Seriously...
[05:14] ---
    Apachai-san! Please make
    sure you keep an eye on this thing.
[05:16] ---
    Don't treat me like an object!
[05:19] ---
    Sorry. It was my turn to
    play so I was in deep thought.
[05:22] ---
    Ugh.
[05:27] ---
    This is a technique called the
    Double Palm Entangling Thrust,
[05:30] ---
    a high level technique where you lower
    your enemy's defense and then attack.
[05:33] ---
    But you can probably
    handle it by now so I...
[05:37] ---
    Hey... are you listening?
[05:39] ---
    Miu-san isn't fair. She's strong.
[05:42] ---
    Hello...
[05:43] ---
    I give up.
    I'm just an ordinary person anyway.
[05:44] ---
    "Lying down sulking"
[05:47] ---
    It's impossible. Yeah, it's impossible.
[05:49] ---
    Please don't lump me in with you masters.
[05:52] ---
    What's the matter all of a sudden?
[05:55] ---
    Hmm, so you're worried that
    you'll never be able to defeat Miu
[05:58] ---
    no matter how hard you try
    because you don't have any talent?
[06:03] ---
    Yes, I wondered if it was a fluke after all
[06:05] ---
    that I was able to defeat the
    Fifth Greatest Fist the other day.
[06:09] ---
    I wondered if it's possible
    that, no matter how hard I try,
[06:12] ---
    an ordinary person like me will never be able
    to catch up with a genius who works hard.
[06:24] ---
    Apa...
[06:25] ---
    Oh? We've got a Mr. Sigh here, too?
[06:29] ---
    I heard that no matter how many
    games he plays with Kenichi's little sister,
[06:32] ---
    he still can't win even a single game.
[06:34] ---
    So I thought I'd give him a lesson.
[06:37] ---
    Apa?
[06:38] ---
    Okay, let's go! You can go ahead and start.
[06:42] ---
    Geez... when their disciple
    is seriously stressed out...
[06:57] ---
    I lost.
[06:58] ---
    You're really bad at this, Sakaki.
    This doesn't help me practice!
[07:01] ---
    Kensei, I'd like you to teach me instead.
[07:04] ---
    What? I'm trying to
    talk to Ken-chan right now.
[07:07] ---
    Well, I guess it's okay if it's just one game.
[07:12] ---
    So you both are only good at fighting?
[07:15] ---
    Apa...
[07:17] ---
    If I remember correctly, you're on a pro
    level both in Japanese chess and Go,
[07:20] ---
    aren't you, Master Koetsuji?
[07:21] ---
    I've never lost in this game, either.
[07:23] ---
    Well, I guess it can't be helped.
    I'll help him practice.
[07:29] ---
    Just as you'd expect from Akisame,
    he just edged out a win on purpose!
[07:33] ---
    A-Amazing! Master Koetsuji
    won by one piece!
[07:39] ---
    Whoa...
[07:40] ---
    That was close.
[07:41] ---
    What?! No way!
[07:43] ---
    What?!
[07:44] ---
    Apa?
[07:45] ---
    I realized something
    when I actually played him.
[07:48] ---
    It's definitely not the case
    that everyone is bad at this.
[07:50] ---
    Apachai-kun has become incredibly good.
[07:54] ---
    Oh?
[07:58] ---
    Yeah, he played every day.
[08:01] ---
    When he didn't have anyone to
    play with, he played by... himself.
[08:11] ---
    Honoka isn't coming today!
[08:13] ---
    I have no choice. I'll play by myself!
[08:17] ---
    Since he's been playing so much, even
    though he uses those pieces carefully,
[08:22] ---
    they've become worn out and thin... See?
[08:29] ---
    Someone, buy a new set for him!
[08:33] ---
    Hm?
[08:42] ---
    Master Ma! The Double Palm
    Entangling Thrust from earlier...
[08:46] ---
    Please teach me one more time!
[08:47] ---
    Oh? Looks like you're motivated now.
[08:50] ---
    Miu, too, trains and improves,
    even as we speak.
[09:02] ---
    I don't have time to sulk
    around if I want to catch up, do I?
[09:08] ---
    Among those who're
    determined to master martial arts,
[09:10] ---
    you are not the only one
    who's having a tough time.
[09:14] ---
    Those enemies you haven't seen...
    those you vowed to rematch...
[09:17] ---
    ...they might be steadily
    improving at this very moment.
[09:22] ---
    Yes sir! I'll also try training
    until the floor wears out!
[09:26] ---
    I'll wait to give up until then!
[09:45] ---
    But wait a minute.
[09:47] ---
    Apachai-san is that good.
[09:50] ---
    And yet he still can't win against Honoka.
[09:53] ---
    Does that mean that she's
    possibly better than Master Koetsuji?!
[09:56] ---
    Don't bully my big brother! Got that?!
[09:58] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[10:04] ---
    Akisame-san! Dinner's ready!
[10:07] ---
    Yeah. I'll be there in a bit.
[10:10] ---
    I'd better practice.
[10:27] ---
    What's the matter?!
[10:34] ---
    The Eight Greatest Fist, Valkyrie.
[10:36] ---
    As of today, you're no longer suspended.
[10:38] ---
    I think you've been punished enough
    for having your crew annihilated.
[10:41] ---
    Yes sir. Thank you very much, Odin-sama.
[10:45] ---
    But to think that one of the Eight
    Greatest Fists was defeated.
[10:50] ---
    I heard that it'll be a while
    before Sieg can recover.
[10:53] ---
    Shinpaku Federation...
    We'll definitely pay you back for this...
[10:56] ---
    ...especially Kenichi Shirahama.
[11:03] ---
    If that Kenichi Shirahama really is a
    commander of the Shinpaku Federation,
[11:08] ---
    the time has finally come to fulfill the
    vow that I made to this badge long ago.
[11:15] ---
    Ha! I wiped the floor with him, huh?!
[11:18] ---
    Will you let me join the Eight Greatest
    Fists now? Eh, Mr. First Greatest Fist?
[11:24] ---
    Well? Which Greatest Fist will I be?
[11:27] ---
    If you like, I don't mind taking over
    the position of the missing Hermit.
[11:32] ---
    You small fry. Know your
    place before you run your mouth.
[11:35] ---
    Hmm? What'd you say?!
    Who the hell are you to talk like that?!
[11:51] ---
    Good grief...
[11:57] ---
    Welcome back, Sixth Greatest Fist...
[12:02] ---
    ...Hermit.
[12:20] ---
    Keep your hands off Kenichi Shirahama.
    I will take him down.
[12:25] ---
    You didn't even contact me, the advisor.
[12:27] ---
    Have you been training or
    something up until now, Hermit?
[12:36] ---
    I understand that you wanna settle
    your fight with him since you tied last time,
[12:40] ---
    but you can't just do as you please.
[12:46] ---
    As punishment for leaving
    Ragnarok without saying anything,
[12:49] ---
    maybe I'll have you write "I'm sorry"
    a hundred times and submit it, huh?
[12:56] ---
    I'll take care of the Shinpaku Federation
    and Kenichi Shirahama with my plan!
[13:01] ---
    You keep out of this.
[13:04] ---
    Shut up, Loki.
    I don't take orders from you.
[13:07] ---
    What'd you say?!
[13:08] ---
    Stop it, both of you.
[13:13] ---
    I'll approve it, Hermit.
[13:15] ---
    In return, defeat is impermissible.
[13:22] ---
    Hey, hey. This'll set a
    bad example for the group.
[13:26] ---
    This isn't good.
    He's always been hard to deal with.
[13:31] ---
    Seems like he'll be
    a troublesome pawn later on.
[13:36] ---
    To think that Hermit got that serious...
    Not bad, Kenichi Shirahama.
[13:42] ---
    But if you fight again,
    you'll really be killed... kid...
[13:54] ---
    Seriously, I told you that
    I'm busy training, didn't I?
[13:58] ---
    This is what big brothers do.
[13:59] ---
    It's a privilege that's almost
    an obligation for a big brother
[14:01] ---
    to accompany his sister on her shopping!
[14:03] ---
    What the heck?
[14:06] ---
    Now, if I was with Miu-san...
[14:08] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[14:16] ---
    You're still saying that?!
[14:19] ---
    Do you feel that curvy Titsy is more
    important than your cute little sister?!
[14:23] ---
    How cute. I wonder if
    they're brother and sister.
[14:25] ---
    Okay, okay, I get it. Stop it.
    It's embarrassing, you dummy.
[14:29] ---
    Geez...
[14:30] ---
    If you get it, then it's
    okay since I'm generous.
[14:34] ---
    Ah!
[14:36] ---
    Wow! This is cute!
[14:38] ---
    Yeah, yeah, sure is...
[14:41] ---
    But it's expensive!
[14:42] ---
    Hey, I'm gonna go on
    without you, Honoka!
[14:44] ---
    Hmm... I wanna see it a bit more.
[14:48] ---
    What did you just say, you bastard?!
[14:50] ---
    Hm?
[14:51] ---
    I'm asking you what you just said.
[14:54] ---
    Answer me! Hey!
[14:56] ---
    I-I said, "Calm down
    at any rate, everyone."
[14:59] ---
    I'm talking about before that!
    You murmured something, didn't you?
[15:03] ---
    O... Oh, that was... uhm...
[15:07] ---
    "You're an eyesore, you scumbags.
[15:09] ---
    Take me somewhere
    inconspicuous so that I can crush you."
[15:12] ---
    That's what I said.
[15:16] ---
    Let's go to the alley over there.
    Everyone is surprised, too, so...
[15:20] ---
    What's with this guy?!
[15:23] ---
    --Heaven's punishment!
    --Ouch!
[15:28] ---
    Hey, hey! How shameful,
    ganging up to bully one person!
[15:31] ---
    When you fight,
    you should do so one-on-one!
[15:33] ---
    The mustache person at
    Ryozanpaku always says so!
[15:36] ---
    Oh, I see. I get it.
[15:39] ---
    Is today the day that
    everyone makes fun of me?
[15:42] ---
    What?
[15:43] ---
    Take this, you damn brat!
[15:47] ---
    My big brother is a champion of justice!
[15:50] ---
    Big Brother! Get him!
[15:54] ---
    Ah... Huh? Big Brother?
[15:56] ---
    Die, you brat!
[16:04] ---
    You bastard!
[16:14] ---
    It's a fight!
[16:15] ---
    Whoa. That looked like a movie.
[16:17] ---
    Tsk!
[16:19] ---
    Ah, wait, idol-looking guy!
[16:22] ---
    Ow!
[16:25] ---
    Are you going to leave an injured, sweet,
[16:28] ---
    cute girl on the road
    like this, idol-looking guy?
[16:37] ---
    Wh-What?! You're treating
    me rougher than Apachai does!
[16:46] ---
    Hey! Honoka! Honoka?!
[16:50] ---
    Geez, where did she go?
[16:53] ---
    I have to go back to the dojo soon.
[16:57] ---
    You're not taking me to see a doctor?
[16:59] ---
    You can't trust doctors. You'll be fine here.
[17:03] ---
    What is this place?
[17:05] ---
    My house.
[17:09] ---
    Ahh! Ow, ow! Be more gentle!
[17:13] ---
    It's done, so leave.
[17:16] ---
    Hey, "leave"?!
    Quick treatment like this wouldn't be...
[17:20] ---
    Huh?
[17:22] ---
    This is amazing. It doesn't hurt at all.
[17:25] ---
    You're pretty good!
[17:28] ---
    Now!
[17:29] ---
    Anyhow, you've got a big house!
[17:31] ---
    Wow, what a beautiful statue!
    It looks expensive!
[17:35] ---
    To think that you have such a big house
    in an inner-city prime location like this.
[17:39] ---
    Hey, your family must be super rich.
[17:42] ---
    Why is this covered
    by a cloth? Such a waste...
[17:45] ---
    Y-You...!
[17:46] ---
    Even though you're rich, you don't
    even serve a cup of tea at your home?
[17:50] ---
    Just leave, you little brat!
[17:51] ---
    Oh well. In appreciation for
    saving me, I'll make tea for you.
[17:54] ---
    H-Hey! Stop it!
[18:01] ---
    Whoa! You must be living by yourself!
[18:04] ---
    Leave!
[18:06] ---
    Your refrigerator is pretty empty, too.
[18:09] ---
    You probably get by with food
    from convenience stores, don't you?
[18:12] ---
    Hey!
[18:13] ---
    It seems that you don't have tea,
[18:15] ---
    so I'll cook something for you using whatever
    I can find in here to show my appreciation.
[18:19] ---
    I didn't ask for...!
[18:24] ---
    Ah... O-Okay...
[18:26] ---
    Ah! Oh no!
[18:28] ---
    Stop it! Have you really cooked before?!
[18:36] ---
    I'm not good at home economics.
[18:41] ---
    Huh?
[18:44] ---
    Ah...
[18:46] ---
    Ah!
[18:48] ---
    You shouldn't push yourself
    to eat something like that!
[18:55] ---
    Big Brother, I'll cook for you today.
[19:04] ---
    It's been a while since I ate something
    that someone else cooked for me.
[19:09] ---
    I'll cook more!
[19:11] ---
    I'm already full.
[19:13] ---
    Then, I'll do cleaning next.
[19:16] ---
    Don't bother! Just go home!
[19:18] ---
    There's dust all over. When's the
    last time you cleaned this place?
[19:27] ---
    Oh?
[19:28] ---
    Ah!
[19:30] ---
    It's a picture of you with
    your father and little sister.
[19:33] ---
    D-Don't touch that!
[19:40] ---
    Leave me alone. Leave already!
[19:45] ---
    Your face looks like it did
    when you were fighting earlier.
[19:50] ---
    When you fight, you face looks like this.
[19:54] ---
    Garrrr!
[20:01] ---
    Ah! You're laughing! That's much better!
    Here, look at me more! Garrrr!
[20:06] ---
    Stop it! Stop it, please!
[20:12] ---
    See you, then, idol-looking guy!
[20:15] ---
    I'll come again!
[20:17] ---
    Don't ever come back!
[20:24] ---
    What a weird kid.
[20:27] ---
    Hey! Honoka! Where are you?!
[20:30] ---
    Come back! I won't tease you any more!
[20:37] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[20:42] ---
    Apa...!
[20:44] ---
    I won again!
[20:48] ---
    How amazing Kenichi's little sister is.
[20:51] ---
    Who knows, she might also be more
    talented in martial arts than... Kenichi.
[20:56] ---
    Please play one more game, Honoka.
[20:58] ---
    Okay. I'll play as many times as you want.
[21:01] ---
    Seems like today's
    shopping was really fun.
[21:04] ---
    As expected, it's nice to
    have siblings. I'm jealous.
[21:08] ---
    That's not funny!
[21:10] ---
    While I was frantically
    looking everywhere for her,
[21:13] ---
    she followed a stranger to his house?!
[21:16] ---
    Hey, you should never do that!
    You may be like that, but you're still a girl!
[21:21] ---
    But he saved me. And he isn't a bad guy.
[21:27] ---
    I can tell.
[21:29] ---
    What?
[21:31] ---
    Just because he's a nice looking guy who beat
    up delinquents, you think he's a nice guy?
[21:34] ---
    You shouldn't judge people
    only by their appearance!
[21:36] ---
    I'm worried about yo--
    Hey, are you listening?!
[21:41] ---
    Now now, Kenichi-san.
[21:44] ---
    But it's true that looks can be deceiving.
[21:48] ---
    There're people who are two-faced...
    just like Tanimoto-san.
[21:53] ---
    Ah... I forgot about Ragnarok's
    Sixth Greatest Fist, Hermit.
[22:00] ---
    I have been playing a role in my life;
    to prepare to become the supreme ruler
[22:04] ---
    of both the visible world,
    and the underground world!
[22:06] ---
    It's all just practice for me to rule
    the underground world eventually!
[22:10] ---
    What on earth is Tanimoto-kun doing now?
[22:13] ---
    Ken-chan! Stop thinking!
[22:16] ---
    Focus on training for the
    Double Palm Entangling Thrust.
[22:19] ---
    Yes sir, Master Ma!
[22:20] ---
    I will train hard!
    Until the floor gets worn out!
[22:25] ---
    How excellent that he defeated Sieg.
[22:28] ---
    He should be at least capable of doing
    that or killing him won't be worthwhile.
[22:33] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama!
    This time for sure, I will defeat you!
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:16] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:43] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    Ah! What're you doing?!
    If you touch me, you'll regret it!
[24:08] ---
    Sorry, but we need you as a hostage
    to summon Kenichi Shirahama.
[24:13] ---
    Don't! If you do anything to my
    big brother, I'll make you pay!
[24:17] ---
    Also, my big brother is strong. There's
    no way a thug like you can defeat him!
[24:22] ---
    Then just watch carefully
    with your own eyes...
[24:24] ---
    as your dearest brother gets
    torn in shreds by my plot and fists.
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E32 - Honoka's in Danger! Loki's Plot!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:30] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[01:35] ---
    Ahh... this is heavenly.
[01:39] ---
    This "massage chair special"
    you created indeed feels good.
[01:45] ---
    Yes...
[01:46] ---
    I remembered Miu
    was always saying that
[01:48] ---
    she wanted to buy
    a massage chair for you, so...
[01:51] ---
    I see. I'm such a lucky man to have a
    wonderful granddaughter and friend.
[01:57] ---
    That's exaggerating.
[02:01] ---
    You're slow!
[02:06] ---
    I wish you'd reduce the weights
    if you want to speed it up!
[02:11] ---
    If I did, it wouldn't be training for
    Double Palm Entangling Thrust, right?
[02:14] ---
    You're so funny.
[02:17] ---
    Hey, augment the power from
    your legs by using your back muscles.
[02:22] ---
    No power is lost when your
    whole body moves in uniform.
[02:24] ---
    That's kei power.
[02:26] ---
    That's easy for you to say!
[02:28] ---
    Do it two thousand times today.
[02:30] ---
    Two thousand times?! But it was
    one thousand times up until yesterday!
[02:33] ---
    You're getting used to it,
    so it's just a matter of course.
[02:35] ---
    Soon it'll be five thousand
    times and ten thousand times.
[02:38] ---
    That's crazy!
[02:40] ---
    I've been training like this every day
    and you're saying that it's not enough?!
[02:43] ---
    Get a hold of yourself, Kenichi-kun.
[02:45] ---
    What was that determination
    you expressed the other day?
[02:48] ---
    It's true that I said...
[02:51] ---
    "I'll also try training
    until the floor wears out!
[02:54] ---
    I'll wait to give up until then!"
[02:57] ---
    ...the other day, but at this rate, my soul
    will wear out before the floor does!
[03:03] ---
    Training's like that.
[03:05] ---
    Hello!
[03:06] ---
    Hm?
[03:08] ---
    I've come to take your dojo's sign!
[03:11] ---
    I wish to have a match!
[03:14] ---
    Hm? We have a guest?
[03:16] ---
    Well then, I'll go.
[03:19] ---
    Hey, Kensei!
[03:20] ---
    The early bird gets the worm, you know.
[03:22] ---
    Tsk. He was a step ahead of me.
[03:25] ---
    What's the matter?
    You're getting slow again.
[03:29] ---
    Don't insult my intelligence!
[03:31] ---
    What do you think dojo challenging is?!
[03:34] ---
    A valuable source of income for us.
[03:36] ---
    Stop fooling around!
[03:37] ---
    How dare you take a challenge
    fee from dojo challengers!
[03:41] ---
    In any case, dojo owner!
    Hurry up and come out!
[03:44] ---
    Like I said, I'll take you on.
[03:47] ---
    The elder is recovering after his travels.
[03:52] ---
    I was going easy on you since
    you're a shorty, but I've had it with you!
[03:55] ---
    Shorty?
[03:56] ---
    Die!
[04:05] ---
    "Blows"
[04:07] ---
    Here is the finishing blow!
    Double Palm Entangling Thrust!
[04:13] ---
    Oh shoot!
[04:18] ---
    Oh no! The power source...!
[04:22] ---
    Oh boy, I'm sorry, Akisame-don.
    I went overboard.
[04:26] ---
    Be careful, Kensei!
[04:29] ---
    I'll take that guy to the Koetsuji
    Bonesetter Clinic, so please forgive me.
[04:32] ---
    You can earn lots from treating him.
[04:34] ---
    Oh, don't worry, Kenichi-kun.
    This can be fixed in no time.
[04:38] ---
    Oh, good for you Ken-chan.
    You can resume your training right away.
[04:42] ---
    A-Abnormal...
    This environment is too abnormal.
[04:47] ---
    Everyone! I brought you snacks!
[04:49] ---
    Today's is Miu's special, anmitsu!
[04:52] ---
    Anmitsu? Sounds sweet.
    It wouldn't happen to come with dry sake?
[04:57] ---
    No, it doesn't.
[05:00] ---
    Apapapapapa!
[05:04] ---
    Another bowl, please!
[05:05] ---
    One bowl per person.
[05:07] ---
    Say, Akisame-kun. Would you
    add a leg massager some time?
[05:11] ---
    That's a good idea.
    It'll help Kenichi-kun train better.
[05:15] ---
    Oh? Now that you mention it,
    where is Kenichi-san?
[05:19] ---
    Fifty thousand times... A hundred
    thousand times... A million times...
[05:22] ---
    At this rate, I'll be killed!
[05:28] ---
    Is it true that Kenichi is back?!
[05:31] ---
    Ah! Welcome back, Dad!
[05:34] ---
    It's true! Big Brother said that he
    has been conferred full mastership!
[05:38] ---
    Oh, is that right?!
[05:39] ---
    Oh?
[05:40] ---
    Honey, I thought you went to Osaka
    for an important business deal today.
[05:43] ---
    Now now, don't worry about the details.
[05:46] ---
    Kenichi! It's your father! Kenichi!
[05:49] ---
    Hey, honey! Is it really okay?!
[05:53] ---
    Well, this is a joyous moment.
[05:56] ---
    Honoka let me know via e-mail,
    so I came home to check on you.
[06:00] ---
    I'm so glad to see you home safely, son.
[06:03] ---
    I'm... I'm...
[06:05] ---
    That's an exaggeration.
[06:08] ---
    There's no way I can tell him I ran
    away because the training was hard.
[06:11] ---
    Honey, you did finish
    your business deal, right?
[06:15] ---
    Oh, yeah. Let's order
    sushi tonight to celebrate!
[06:19] ---
    Hm?! Those bastards don't know
    when to give up! I'll turn off the power!
[06:23] ---
    W-Wait a minute! Who do
    you mean by "those bastards"?!
[06:27] ---
    Now, Kenichi, tell me about the dojo.
[06:30] ---
    Well, can we do it tomorrow? I'm tired.
[06:33] ---
    Honey! Wasn't that your client?! Honey!
[06:44] ---
    Ahh... I really did it.
    I wonder if Miu-san is worried.
[06:48] ---
    But it's okay to take a little break, right?
[06:56] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[06:59] ---
    Kenichi ran... away?
[07:03] ---
    Don't let him run while I'm... out.
[07:07] ---
    Oh, Shigure-don! Looks like
    you went somewhere again,
[07:10] ---
    though I'm not gonna
    ask about the details.
[07:13] ---
    Poor Kenichi. It's because
    you all train him very harshly.
[07:17] ---
    Look who's talking!
[07:19] ---
    What should we do? Wouldn't it be
    better to call his home in any case?
[07:23] ---
    Just leave him alone.
[07:25] ---
    What?
[07:26] ---
    He'll definitely come back on his own.
[07:29] ---
    Besides, if we really want to bring
    him back, we can do it any time.
[07:33] ---
    Hmm...
[07:35] ---
    Kenichi-san...
[07:40] ---
    Big Brother! Big Brother!
[07:45] ---
    Oh, it's you, Honoka.
[07:47] ---
    Hey, there's someone I want you to meet.
[07:51] ---
    He's also a martial arts expert like you.
[07:55] ---
    Oh, the one who saved you when we
    got separated in town the other day?
[07:59] ---
    What, you're still seeing him?
[08:02] ---
    Sorry. I've got enough
    to worry about right now.
[08:06] ---
    Don't say that. Let's go see him.
    He's got a huge house.
[08:10] ---
    He's about your age, too.
    His eyes sometimes look scary,
[08:15] ---
    but he's really a nice guy.
[08:17] ---
    He's a little gloomy so
    he doesn't have friends,
[08:19] ---
    but since you do martial arts,
    I bet you two would get along.
[08:22] ---
    So you'll be able to cheer him up.
    So let's go. Hey! Hey!
[08:27] ---
    Shut up! Who cares about that guy?!
[08:30] ---
    I just can't worry about others right now!
[08:36] ---
    H... Honoka...
[08:38] ---
    Stupid Big Brother!
[08:44] ---
    H-Honoka!
[08:47] ---
    Apaooon!
[08:53] ---
    Ah! Watch out!
[08:55] ---
    Huh?! Ahh!
[08:58] ---
    Ahh... I'm sorry. I did it again.
[09:02] ---
    Seriously...! How many
    have you broken already?
[09:05] ---
    Hmm... This is the third one!
[09:07] ---
    Don't be so proud!
[09:07] ---
    I'll go get the vacuum cleaner.
[09:09] ---
    Ah, hey!
[09:14] ---
    So I thought I'd bring
    my big brother here,
[09:17] ---
    but it seems that
    he's in a bad mood right now.
[09:20] ---
    So I'll bring Apachai
    and Shigure next time.
[09:23] ---
    I'm in a bad mood, too.
    At any rate, stop cleaning already.
[09:27] ---
    Also, don't bring anyone here.
    And you leave, too, you little runt.
[09:32] ---
    I'm not little runt. I'm Honoka.
[09:34] ---
    I'll do the laundry next.
[09:36] ---
    Ahh!
[09:38] ---
    Hey, stop it! I don't wanna know
    about you. Don't tell me your name!
[09:44] ---
    You men just bottle up
    your feelings, don't you?
[09:48] ---
    I've got my afternoon training to do.
    At any rate, just scram! I'm busy.
[09:52] ---
    What're you gonna do
    after becoming so strong?
[09:55] ---
    I'll kill those I don't like.
[09:57] ---
    What're you gonna do
    after you finish killing them?
[09:59] ---
    I'll look for more people I don't like.
[10:01] ---
    What about after killing those
    "more people" you don't like?
[10:04] ---
    I'll look for even more! Forever!
[10:07] ---
    But if you keep doing that, you'll
    come to dislike the entire world one day.
[10:12] ---
    That's right! My real enemy is the world!
[10:19] ---
    You have no chance of
    winning then! You're so funny.
[10:22] ---
    Hmph! One who's lived a
    comfortable life wouldn't understand.
[10:27] ---
    That's right! There's no way they would!
[10:31] ---
    Listen, Natsu.
[10:33] ---
    You'll be my adopted son from today.
[10:37] ---
    I committed my life to my business
    so I don't have children.
[10:40] ---
    You'll take over my business in the future
    and expand the Tanimoto Group.
[10:45] ---
    I will teach you everything
     necessary for that.
[10:48] ---
    If you grow up as I expect of you, I'll pay
    for all of your sister's medical expense.
[10:53] ---
    But if you turn out to be
    just an ordinary man,
[10:56] ---
    I'll throw you two out without mercy.
    Don't forget that.
[11:04] ---
    --Who's there?!
    --What?
[11:06] ---
    Hey. I invited myself in.
[11:09] ---
    Loki! How did you
    find out about this place?
[11:12] ---
    I used a trick. On top of that,
    No. 20 is good at picking locks.
[11:17] ---
    Leave it to me.
[11:19] ---
    Hey, hold on a sec.
    I didn't come here to fight.
[11:22] ---
    I just came to let you know one thing.
[11:25] ---
    I'll deal with Kenichi Shirahama.
    You stay away from him.
[11:28] ---
    What?! Kenichi Shirahama?!
[11:31] ---
    Didn't I tell you... that I
    don't take orders from you?
[11:35] ---
    You don't really think that you can
    leave this house unharmed, do you?
[11:40] ---
    This isn't coming from me
    or the First Greatest Fist.
[11:43] ---
    This is an imperial order from the
    Great Sage Fist! You can never disobey it.
[11:50] ---
    Hey!
[11:51] ---
    --Huh?
    --You're a thug, aren't you?!
[11:53] ---
    I can tell that!
[11:55] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama... My big
    brother will never lose against you!
[12:00] ---
    What?! You're Kenichi Shirahama's...!
[12:02] ---
    That's right! My big brother
    is a champion of justice!
[12:06] ---
    He sometimes gets depressed, but even so,
    he'll never lose against bad guys!
[12:11] ---
    Oh...?
[12:13] ---
    I see, so you're Kenichi
    Shirahama's little sister, huh?
[12:17] ---
    What're you doing?!
    If you hold me down, I can't move!
[12:20] ---
    Hermit, you're more
    capable than I thought.
[12:24] ---
    She's Shirahama's little sister?!
[12:46] ---
    Hm? That's Shirahama.
    What's he doing there?
[12:52] ---
    Shirahama! Furinji was looking for you.
    Aren't you going home with her?
[12:57] ---
    M-M-M-Miu-san!
[13:01] ---
    You've got the wrong guy!
[13:04] ---
    Well, you're obviously Shirahama.
[13:08] ---
    I ran home without thinking
    because the training was too hard...
[13:12] ---
    ...but this is really embarrassing!
[13:14] ---
    I wish I could sink through the floor!
[13:16] ---
    Where can I hide
    until Miu-san goes home?
[13:20] ---
    Thanks for gathering for the
    senior member meeting, everyone!
[13:20] ---
    "Physics Club"
    "Shinpaku Federation Headquarters"
[13:24] ---
    Personally, I'd like us to gather
    diligently on a regular basis
[13:28] ---
    in order to deepen the friendship
    among our senior members.
[13:30] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[13:30] ---
    Ah... Pardon me for having a late lunch.
[13:34] ---
    What on Earth is he eating?
[13:37] ---
    Man... I don't know what any
    of that stuff Niijima is eating is.
[13:41] ---
    Kenichi-kun, you're not going
    home with your honey today?
[13:45] ---
    What?
[13:45] ---
    Come to think of it, yeah, that's right.
[13:48] ---
    You said you didn't care
    about the Shinpaku Federation.
[13:51] ---
    What're you doing here at the headquarters?
[13:53] ---
    W-Well... I came to check on him so
    that he won't do anything bad again.
[13:58] ---
    What?
[13:59] ---
    Not to mention, Miu-san
    probably won't come here, so...
[14:01] ---
    Necessity knows no law!
[14:03] ---
    What about you two?!
[14:05] ---
    Why did you come to a meeting for
    this guy's suspicious private military?
[14:08] ---
    --Eh...
    --Eh...
[14:09] ---
    Well...
[14:10] ---
    I didn't intend to come at all, but
    he stubbornly followed me around.
[14:15] ---
    Hey, please. I need your help.
[14:19] ---
    Please join my Shinpaku Federation.
[14:21] ---
    Stop pestering me.
    I'm done being a delinquent.
[14:25] ---
    No, the Shinpaku Federation
    isn't a delinquent group.
[14:28] ---
    It's a totally new kind
    of group of young men!
[14:32] ---
    I've always thought that
    you'd become a good leader.
[14:37] ---
    You wanna prove that boxing isn't something
    that happens only on a ring, too, right?
[14:41] ---
    Well... but...
[14:43] ---
    Everyone needs you.
    Are you going to betray your friends?
[14:46] ---
    This is your fate!
[14:51] ---
    Did you get it now, Vice Commander?
[14:54] ---
    Yeah, I get it. We can't resist fate, so...
[14:59] ---
    Well then, don't fail to come
    to the meetings from tomorrow on.
[15:04] ---
    So that's what happened.
[15:06] ---
    I should've known better, but I
    made a promise before I knew it.
[15:10] ---
    I-It happened the same way to me, too!
[15:12] ---
    That's brainwashing.
[15:14] ---
    Well... since I'm busy,
    I'll move onto my work.
[15:18] ---
    You guys take time and chat.
[15:21] ---
    This kind of time is necessary
    for the group to become united.
[15:24] ---
    Whoa! Cool! That's a computer!
[15:28] ---
    I picked up some parts at a
    garbage dump and finally built one.
[15:32] ---
    The CPU is a 3 GHz dual core
    and it's got 2 GB of memory.
[15:37] ---
    This is the age of information wars.
[15:39] ---
    Amazing! I don't understand a
    word you're saying, but it's amazing!
[15:43] ---
    No matter how you look at it, you
    don't need a computer for fighting.
[15:47] ---
    Oh yeah, Kenichi.
[15:48] ---
    Hm?
[15:49] ---
    The word "information" reminded me.
    I heard that he's back.
[15:53] ---
    He?
[15:55] ---
    I'm talking about
    Natsu Tanimoto, aka Hermit.
[15:59] ---
    Tanimoto-kun is...?!
[16:00] ---
    Yeah, it sounds like he's
    been beating up on anybody.
[16:03] ---
    Rumor has it that he was
    undergoing incredibly intensive training.
[16:07] ---
    Eliminating the delinquents in town
[16:09] ---
    is probably a warm-up
    before he has a fight with you.
[16:13] ---
    At last... I feel that I'm the
    one who has to defeat him.
[16:19] ---
    T-Takeda-san!
[16:20] ---
    Kenichi-kun! Mentally preparing
    yourself before the match is important.
[16:24] ---
    If you get nervous, you'll lose
    the match you could've won.
[16:27] ---
    Just relax.
[16:28] ---
    H-Hey, Niijima.
[16:29] ---
    Hm? What is it?
[16:31] ---
    Is it true that anyone can find
    lady friends on the Internet?
[16:36] ---
    Only guys who're diligent
    on a regular basis can,
[16:38] ---
    both on the Internet and the real world.
[16:40] ---
    I see. You can't get a girlfriend
    unless you're diligent, huh? I see.
[16:45] ---
    Now, it's done!
[16:47] ---
    With this, we should be able
    to add more comrades now!
SIGN    "Shinpaku Federation Website" "Wanted! Youth confident in their physical strength!" "You can be like them!"
[16:49] ---
    How's this?
SIGN    "Shock Troop Commander Kenichi Shirahama" "Vice Commander Ikki Takeda" "Vice Commander Kozo Ukita"
[16:52] ---
    Don't make stupid stuff like that!
[16:54] ---
    Who gave you permission
    to put my picture there?!
[16:56] ---
    There's no way something
    like this can attract people!
[17:00] ---
    "You've got mail."
[17:02] ---
    I've already got an e-mail
    even though I just posted the site!
[17:07] ---
    Just as you'd expect from me! Let's see...
[17:10] ---
    "How do you do, General Niijima.
[17:12] ---
    I've found your website just now.
[17:15] ---
    I'm like so blown away!
[17:17] ---
    Open parenthesis, LOL, close parenthesis."
[17:18] ---
    I... I can't believe it!
[17:21] ---
    To think that there's someone who'd
    send an e-mail to such a creepy site.
[17:25] ---
    I-Is it from a girl?! Hey!
[17:27] ---
    "My name is Loki. I'm a senior member
    of a group called Ragnarok" it says.
[17:32] ---
    I see. Loki-chan, huh?
[17:34] ---
    I'd better write back.
[17:35] ---
    "That's a cute name."
[17:38] ---
    Huh?
[17:39] ---
    What?! Loki?!
[17:41] ---
    Seriously?! Is it really that Loki?!
[17:44] ---
    He came into the chat room!
[17:44] ---
    "Niijima Chat Room"
SIGN    "Loki> Is Kenichi Shirahama there?"
SIGN    "Members:
    Niijima
    Loki"
[17:46] ---
    "Is Kenichi Shirahama there?"
[17:49] ---
    "Yes, he is."
[17:51] ---
    "Let's settle things now.
[17:54] ---
    I'll be waiting at the
    church in the 3-chome district.
[17:56] ---
    Come alone, okay?"
[17:58] ---
    How dare he mock us!
    It's a trap! Don't go, Kenichi.
[18:02] ---
    Hm? An attachment...?
[18:07] ---
    "You don't care what
    happens to your little sister?"
[18:17] ---
    Wait, Kenichi! It's a trap!
[18:19] ---
    Gather people and
    come up with a plan first!
[18:23] ---
    Hurry up, Ukita!
[18:24] ---
    Yeah!
[18:24] ---
    Keep up with Kenichi-kun!
[18:30] ---
    Ah! I finally found you.
[18:33] ---
    Kenichi-san, let's go home.
[18:35] ---
    I had a good talk with
    everyone at Ryozanpaku, so...
[18:40] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[18:42] ---
    Kenichi-kun's little sister
    was abducted by Ragnarok!
[18:45] ---
    What?! Honoka-chan was?!
[18:48] ---
    Dammit! Why?!
    Why did Ragnarok take Honoka?!
[18:52] ---
    Ahh... When he's actually gone,
    it makes me realize that we spend
[18:56] ---
    most of the day doing
    stuff related to his training.
[19:02] ---
    We'll wait, believing that he'll
    eventually come back on his own,
[19:06] ---
    but we've got lots
    of time on our hands now.
[19:09] ---
    It's nice to have time
    but I never expected
[19:12] ---
    that you'd come to
    a pachinko parlor with me.
[19:14] ---
    On top of that,
    you're the only one who won.
[19:17] ---
    This was my first time playing,
    but it's a game of probability, isn't it?
[19:21] ---
    Tsk. You're the one always rambling on
    about how gambling is a waste and stuff...
[19:26] ---
    Ahh, I hope our disciple
    No. 1 comes back soon.
[19:30] ---
    Hm? Isn't that Kenichi?
[19:33] ---
    Oh, to see he's doing his running
    training on his own. I'm impressed.
[19:36] ---
    You think so? Don't you
    think something is wrong?
[19:40] ---
    True. That running seems like the
    serious running he sometimes does.
[19:45] ---
    I smell a fight. He's clearly angry.
[19:50] ---
    Why don't we go?
    It does look interesting, too.
[19:55] ---
    Takeda! Wait for me!
[19:58] ---
    How fast Kenichi-kun runs!
[20:01] ---
    I've been working hard
    on my roadwork, too,
[20:03] ---
    and yet I'm falling behind
    farther and farther!
[20:06] ---
    Ah! That's Grand Master Koetsuji!
[20:16] ---
    If he loses the fight, let's put a
    leash on him and take him back!
[20:20] ---
    Hmph! It looks like you miss him
    quite a bit when he's not around.
[20:24] ---
    Shut up!
[20:28] ---
    Kenichi-kun is trained by them.
    It's just natural that he can run fast.
[20:40] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation Website" "Youth
    confident in their physical strength!"
[20:40] ---
    I never thought they'd create a website.
[20:43] ---
    That darn Shinpaku alien. He may be
    our enemy, but I gotta say he's daring.
[20:46] ---
    Loki-sama, what shall
    we do with this website?
[20:50] ---
    The site's security is weak. I'll hijack it.
[20:54] ---
    Oh? It's tougher than I thought. Take that!
[20:57] ---
    Hey! Don't you even serve
    a cup of tea in this place?!
[21:03] ---
    I'll take water, too. I'm so
    thirsty after yelling so much.
[21:09] ---
    Don't move without my permission.
[21:12] ---
    I'm just going out to buy water.
[21:14] ---
    One day without water won't kill her.
[21:17] ---
    Just sit there quietly.
[21:23] ---
    Loki-sama!
[21:27] ---
    Are you sure you wanna do this?
    I'm acting on the Great Sage Fist's orders.
[21:33] ---
    Got that? Then let your hand go.
[21:37] ---
    Hmph.
[21:40] ---
    Although there was a slight change in plans,
[21:43] ---
    you obtained a good trump card indeed.
[21:47] ---
    As a reward, I'll let you fight with
    Kenichi Shirahama as you wished.
[21:51] ---
    Of course, I imagine
    he'll never win in this fight.
[21:55] ---
    You're indebted to the Great Sage Fist
[21:56] ---
    so deeply that you can't
    disobey him the rest of your life.
[21:59] ---
    And I have imperial orders from him.
[22:02] ---
    In other words, take my orders
    as the Great Sage Fist's orders!
[22:29] ---
    So it's you...
[22:33] ---
    Where is Honoka, Hermit?!
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:16] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:43] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    You're such a softy.
    Let me tell you something useful.
[24:10] ---
    In order for a human
    to survive in this world,
[24:13] ---
    you need two things... power and lies!
[24:16] ---
    What you need to live
    is a heart that trusts others!
[24:18] ---
    Heart that trusts others?!
    You hypocrite! You make me sick!
[24:23] ---
    Such a thing is worth less than trash!
[24:26] ---
    That's not true!
[24:28] ---
    I'll teach you the importance of having
    a heart that trusts others with my fists!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E33 - Strike Kenichi! Fists Do the Talking!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:44] ---
    So it's you...
[01:49] ---
    Where is Honoka, Hermit?!
[01:54] ---
    I'm feeling hatred towards
    someone for the first time.
[01:57] ---
    If you so much as scratch
    Honoka, I'll make you pay!
[02:22] ---
    Oh? Looks like it's just starting.
[02:26] ---
    Say, why don't we bet on who'll win?
[02:28] ---
    I wanna make up my losses
    in pachinko as well, so...
[02:30] ---
    That's inappropriate.
[02:34] ---
    Tsk. You're inflexible.
[02:38] ---
    You'll make me pay?
[02:39] ---
    Hmph. That's fine.
    Detest your opponent completely.
[02:45] ---
    Anger is power.
[02:48] ---
    My master...
[02:51] ---
    ...Sogetsu Ma used to
    tell me that all the time.
[02:56] ---
    Sogetsu...
[02:58] ---
    Martial arts exist in order
    to kill those we don't like.
[03:02] ---
    And...
[03:14] ---
    Hey! Wait for me, Takeda!
[03:19] ---
    Hurry up, Ukita!
    We've completely lost sight of Kenichi-kun!
[03:24] ---
    Which district is the
    abandoned church in again?!
[03:25] ---
    What?! I don't remember!
[03:28] ---
    Ugh! What?!
[03:31] ---
    I can't believe it!
    Then where should we be heading to?!
[03:36] ---
    --Does anyone know?!
    --How would I know?! Don't ask me!
[03:40] ---
    Turn left at that corner! It's in
    the 3-chome district, you reckless morons.
[03:47] ---
    Niijima!
[03:49] ---
    Seriously... you guys
    can't do anything without me.
[03:53] ---
    Follow me, Shinpaku Federation!
[04:00] ---
    Dammit!
[04:02] ---
    Is it true that Honoka-chan,
    Kenichi-san's little sister, was abducted?
[04:06] ---
    Yeah. The advisor Loki would use a
    dirty trick like that without thinking twice.
[04:16] ---
    How rude. It's not a dirty trick.
    I'd prefer the more elegant term... tactics.
[04:22] ---
    Loki!
[04:24] ---
    Sorry, but I can't let you pass.
[04:36] ---
    What's going on?
[04:48] ---
    There're seven Lokis?!
[04:51] ---
    Well... isn't it pretty obvious
    that the one on the very left isn't?
[04:57] ---
    I agree.
[05:00] ---
    Don't sweat the details.
[05:10] ---
    Taste our Stun Rods!
[05:20] ---
    Wh-What splendid footwork.
[05:24] ---
    What?!
[05:26] ---
    He's running away!
[05:28] ---
    Here I come!
[05:49] ---
    What's with this chick?!
[06:28] ---
    Honoka-chan! Please be safe.
    I'll be there soon, too.
[06:57] ---
    Whoa... It looks like
    Kenichi's gonna win after all.
[07:00] ---
    If we had really bet, I would've won.
[07:03] ---
    If you like, shall we bet now?
[07:06] ---
    Hey, hey, it won't work
    if we both bet on Kenichi.
[07:10] ---
    No, I'll bet on that hooded kid.
[07:14] ---
    How about betting tonight's main dish?
[07:18] ---
    How's this, Hermit?!
[07:20] ---
    This fight...
    Kenichi-kun is at a disadvantage.
[07:27] ---
    Feint attacks, huh?
[07:30] ---
    So you noticed?
[07:33] ---
    That's fine. I'll take that bet!
[07:37] ---
    Now, give me Honoka back!
[07:39] ---
    A complete close combat joint-lock, huh?
[07:41] ---
    You think that my martial art is
    solely for distance battles, don't you?
[07:51] ---
    It wasn't just piguaquan
    that I learned from Sogetsu Ma!
[07:53] ---
    I also learned bajiquan,
    which is for close combat!
[08:06] ---
    You're such a fool. I'm the
    one who wanted close combat.
[08:09] ---
    That's why I let you do
    the joint-lock on purpose.
[08:16] ---
    You've got a tough body.
[08:45] ---
    He turned the arm on his own?!
    Was that palm thrust a feint?!
[08:48] ---
    You've noticed it too late.
    Your guard is totally down.
[08:52] ---
    You've got no feints in your attacks at all!
[09:06] ---
    There were seven enemies.
    Now we have one more left.
[09:14] ---
    The last man... So he's the real Loki?
[09:18] ---
    Looks like it.
[09:19] ---
    Let me do it.
[09:21] ---
    It'd be wise not to.
[09:23] ---
    There's no way Kisara's ex-crew member
    can match one of the Eight Greatest Fists.
[09:27] ---
    You think a man's
    level of strength never changes?
[09:31] ---
    If so, you've already lost.
[09:34] ---
    The more one sheds sweat and blood... and
    the more he fights, the stronger he becomes.
[09:40] ---
    That's right. And a genius like me
    bosses around those who became strong.
[09:45] ---
    Do it, Vice Commander.
[09:48] ---
    I'm gonna beat you.
[09:52] ---
    Die, traitor!
[10:00] ---
    Ultra Bolo Punch!
[10:13] ---
    Hey, don't you think
    he went down too quickly?
[10:22] ---
    He's a fake, too.
[10:24] ---
    We'd better hurry. I'll go on ahead.
[10:34] ---
    I'm the real one.
[10:41] ---
    Dammit. Looks like they were all fakes!
[10:44] ---
    They got us!
[10:45] ---
    They were buying some time!
[10:48] ---
    Wait, you bastards! You're judging
    someone based on his appearance?!
[10:54] ---
    Well, you're right of course, but...
[11:12] ---
    Feint attacks that look real!
[11:14] ---
    In high level fights,
    there're always feint attacks.
[11:17] ---
    Scrupulously honest guys
    like you make me so angry.
[11:21] ---
    Justice?! Truth?!
[11:23] ---
    Such things only
    hold you back in this world!
[11:27] ---
    What one needs are the ability to
    deceive and the power to control others!
[11:35] ---
    That's right. As long as I have those two...
[12:10] ---
    I grew up in an orphanage
    until I became six...
[12:16] ---
    ...until this man showed up and
    said that he wanted to adopt me.
[12:26] ---
    He was a cold-blooded man,
    but we needed a rich parent
[12:30] ---
    so my frail little sister could
    be treated by a good doctor.
[12:37] ---
    I played the role of
    a good son like a robot...
[12:51] ---
    ...a son who never cried nor got angry
    and just completed the tasks he was given.
[12:59] ---
    And the man never smiled, either.
[13:03] ---
    Listen. You're the man who will
    stand at the top of the Tanimoto Group.
[13:09] ---
    I didn't take you in to play family man.
[13:14] ---
    Yes sir.
[13:20] ---
    However, one day, an
    outrageous change fell on us.
[13:28] ---
    Love...
[13:43] ---
    The man fell in love with a doctor in the
    medical lab he owned and got married.
[13:55] ---
    For the next three years,
    our days were dreamlike.
[14:00] ---
    You really like cosmos flowers,
    don't you, Kaede?
[14:03] ---
    I love cosmos flowers!
[14:06] ---
    Natsu...
[14:10] ---
    I'm sorry. I was wrong.
[14:15] ---
    That cold-blooded man smiled then.
[14:21] ---
    However, it was a short-lived
    happiness built on top of lies.
[14:29] ---
    Soon the man died of an unknown cause.
[14:36] ---
    Big Brother...
[14:45] ---
    And I realized that my little sister had
    never been treated at all for her illness
[14:49] ---
    when she was supposed to be receiving
    full treatment by that female doctor.
[14:52] ---
    Why?! Why?!
[14:56] ---
    Why...? Why?
[15:01] ---
    The woman was acting in
    order to come into a fortune.
[15:06] ---
    I never poisoned him! Please believe me.
[15:10] ---
    Natsu!
[15:13] ---
    And so I lost the man and my little sister.
[15:20] ---
    Her acting was incredible...
    worthy of an Oscar.
[15:33] ---
    Don't you think it's funny?
[15:35] ---
    What's the matter? Come on, laugh.
[15:48] ---
    But now, I even
    appreciate this whole thing
[15:51] ---
    because it made me realize
    the providence of this world.
[15:56] ---
    Lies and power.
[16:03] ---
    I'm done talking. You probably
    don't even have the energy to stand up.
[16:10] ---
    Die!
[16:12] ---
    What?!
[16:16] ---
    I've just become convinced
    that your sad battle needs
[16:20] ---
    to be put to an end right
    here right now... by my hands!
[16:26] ---
    Can't be!
[16:32] ---
    It seems that you're
    trained by top-class Masters,
[16:34] ---
    but your softhearted
    nature is ruining everything!
[16:41] ---
    That hooded guy is pretty harsh.
[16:44] ---
    Yeah... but it's still true that Kenichi-kun
[16:47] ---
    is at a complete disadvantage
    as he can't use feint attacks well.
[16:59] ---
    How was that?
    I know you can take a beating,
[17:02] ---
    but I bet you can't stand up
    any more after that attack!
[17:16] ---
    This must be the place.
[17:18] ---
    Honey, be careful!
[17:20] ---
    Yes. There may be another ambush.
[17:25] ---
    Is this the place?!
[17:27] ---
    Huh? What's wrong, Niijima? Are you tired?
[17:35] ---
    Well, I've got this condition where I feel sick
    when I enter places like churches and shrines.
[17:43] ---
    Are you a demon or something?
[17:50] ---
    Sorry, Ukita.
[17:51] ---
    Don't worry about it, but...
[17:53] ---
    ...at least address me with -san.
    I'm a senior, you know!
[17:57] ---
    Even if you're a senior,
    you're still my henchman.
[18:01] ---
    I'm gonna kill you.
[18:12] ---
    The game is over.
[18:15] ---
    Power and lies. As long as
    one has those two, he'll survive.
[18:23] ---
    You're wrong.
[18:29] ---
    If you live with just power and lies,
[18:32] ---
    conflicts and sadness are
    the only things awaiting you.
[18:39] ---
    M... My karate master told me this before.
[18:44] ---
    "Your fists speak
    more than your mouth does."
[18:48] ---
    He said, "No matter how quiet the man is,
[18:51] ---
    you'll understand him right
    away if you exchange fists."
[18:55] ---
    Did I say that?
[19:00] ---
    Yeah, you blabbered it
    when you were drunk.
[19:05] ---
    It wasn't you who
    abducted Honoka, was it?
[19:08] ---
    You're not the type who would take
    someone's little sister hostage to win a fight.
[19:15] ---
    I can tell that much.
[19:21] ---
    C... Can't be! You can still get up
    after taking that many attacks from me?!
[19:26] ---
    In order for people to live together, the
    heart that trusts each other is necessary!
[19:31] ---
    You know that and yet
    you're just running away from it!
[19:37] ---
    Trust your master. Trust your friends.
[19:40] ---
    Trust your own self.
    That heart is indeed real power!
[19:44] ---
    Heart that trusts others...?!
[19:47] ---
    For such a thing, my little sister was...!
[19:52] ---
    And I'm sure Honoka trusts me and
    is waiting for me even at this moment!
[19:56] ---
    You can't protect your little
    sister with such a softy thought!
[20:11] ---
    Double Palm Entangling Thrust!
[20:21] ---
    Good, but not quite good enough.
    Double Palm Entangling Thrust, huh?
[20:24] ---
    To think you even
    know a bajiquan technique--
[20:27] ---
    but attacks without feints
    are so simple that they bore me.
[21:07] ---
    What kei power!
[21:09] ---
    Its proficiency is totally
    different from the other techniques!
[21:12] ---
    If you learn techniques
    by training until the floor--
[21:16] ---
    no, until your soul wears out,
    you don't need feint attacks!
[21:20] ---
    What's with that smirk? Don't forget
    that you bet on that hooded guy.
[21:25] ---
    What?
[21:29] ---
    I don't get it. One moment, you use
    karate, and the next moment, jujitsu.
[21:32] ---
    And then Chinese martial arts!
    I can smell other martial arts as well.
[21:36] ---
    Who the hell are you?!
[21:39] ---
    The first disciple...
    of the mightiest masters!
[21:49] ---
    I don't get what you're saying,
    but let's settle this now!
[21:58] ---
    Stop right there!
[22:02] ---
    Wonderful. It's indeed a memorable match.
[22:07] ---
    But I'm going to put
    a damper on it big time.
[22:25] ---
    It's supposed to be
    Ragnarok who wins at the end, so...
[22:31] ---
    Big Brother!
[22:33] ---
    Honoka!
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:17] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:44] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    Don't move!
[24:07] ---
    Shirahama! You don't care
    what happens to your little sister?
[24:10] ---
    Big Brother!
[24:11] ---
    H... Honoka!
[24:13] ---
    Big Brother! Don't worry about me!
    Just beat up this cowardly, cunning dummy!
[24:19] ---
    Are you sure you wanna talk like that?
[24:22] ---
    Whatever happens later
    will be your own fault.
[24:25] ---
    Loki!
[24:28] ---
    If you do something to Honoka,
[24:30] ---
    I will... make sure you pay for it!
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E34 - Don't Give In! The Words Left by a Loved One!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:45] ---
    Feint attacks that look real!
[01:46] ---
    In high level fights,
    there're always feint attacks.
[01:49] ---
    Scrupulously honest guys
    like you make me so angry.
[01:53] ---
    Justice?! Truth?!
[01:55] ---
    Such things only
    hold you back in this world!
[02:00] ---
    What one needs are the ability to
    deceive and the power to control others!
[02:06] ---
    That's right.
    As long as I have those two...
[02:16] ---
    I'm done talking. You probably don't
    even have the energy to stand up.
[02:23] ---
    Die!
[02:25] ---
    What?!
[02:29] ---
    I've become convinced just now...
[02:31] ---
    I've just become convinced
    that your sad battle
[02:34] ---
    needs to be put to an end right
    here right now... by my hands!
[02:39] ---
    Can't be!
[02:45] ---
    It seems that you're
    trained by top-class Masters,
[02:47] ---
    but your softhearted
    nature is ruining everything!
[02:53] ---
    The game is over.
[02:56] ---
    Power and lies. As long as
    one has those two, he'll survive.
[03:02] ---
    You're wrong.
[03:06] ---
    If you live with just power and lies,
[03:09] ---
    conflicts and sadness are
    the only things awaiting you.
[03:16] ---
    M... My karate master told me this before.
[03:21] ---
    "Your fists speak more
    than your mouth does."
[03:25] ---
    He said, "No matter how quiet the man is,
[03:28] ---
    you'll understand him right
    away if you exchange fists."
[03:33] ---
    It wasn't you who abducted Honoka, was it?
[03:36] ---
    You're not the type who would take someone's
    little sister hostage in order to win a fight.
[03:43] ---
    I can tell that much.
[03:49] ---
    C... Can't be! You can still get up after
    taking that many attacks from me?!
[03:54] ---
    In order for people to live together, the
    heart that trusts each other is necessary!
[03:59] ---
    You know that and yet
    you're just running away from it!
[04:05] ---
    Trust your master. Trust your friends.
[04:08] ---
    Trust your own self.
    That heart is indeed real power!
[04:12] ---
    Heart that trusts others?!
[04:15] ---
    For such a thing, my little sister was...!
[04:20] ---
    And I'm sure Honoka trusts me and
    is waiting for me even at this moment!
[04:24] ---
    You can't protect your little
    sister with such a softy thought!
[04:39] ---
    Double Palm Entangling Thrust!
[04:49] ---
    Good, but not quite good enough.
    Double Palm Entangling Thrust, huh?
[04:53] ---
    To think you even
    know a bajiquan technique.
[04:56] ---
    But attacks without feints
    are so simple that they bore me.
[05:30] ---
    What kei power!
[05:31] ---
    Its proficiency is totally
    different from the other techniques!
[05:35] ---
    If you learn techniques
    by training until the floor--
[05:39] ---
    ...no, until your soul wears out,
    you don't need feint attacks!
[05:43] ---
    I don't get it. One moment, you use karate,
    and the next moment, jujitsu.
[05:47] ---
    And then Chinese martial arts!
    I can smell other martial arts as well.
[05:51] ---
    Who the hell are you?!
[05:54] ---
    The first disciple...
    of the mightiest masters!
[06:04] ---
    I don't get what you're saying,
    but let's settle this now!
[06:10] ---
    Stop right there!
[06:15] ---
    Wonderful. It's indeed a memorable match.
[06:19] ---
    But I'm going to put
    a damper on it big time.
[06:37] ---
    It's supposed to be
    Ragnarok who wins at the end, so...
[06:43] ---
    Big Brother!
[06:45] ---
    Honoka!
[06:53] ---
    Don't drag my sister into this!
    You really play dirty, Ragnarok!
[06:58] ---
    No way.
[06:59] ---
    Big Brother!
[07:05] ---
    What should we do, Akisame?
[07:07] ---
    Not yet. Don't act yet.
[07:10] ---
    Since we're here,
    she can be rescued at any time.
[07:14] ---
    Yeah. Life consists of a series
    of crisis situations like this.
[07:21] ---
    He should get used to it early on.
[07:23] ---
    That's right. Life is a battle.
    It's better to get used to it now.
[07:28] ---
    Now, Hermit. Kenichi Shirahama
    can no longer do anything.
[07:33] ---
    Hurry up and finish him!
[07:34] ---
    I don't take orders from you, Loki!
[07:37] ---
    Hey, hey, have you forgotten?
[07:39] ---
    I told you that my orders are
    the Great Sage Fist's orders!
[07:44] ---
    I thought your debt to the Great Sage Fist
    is so big that you can't disobey him!
[07:50] ---
    Say, Loki-sama. What does he
    have to do with the Great Sage Fist?
[07:55] ---
    You wanna hear, No. 20?
[07:57] ---
    Yes, yes.
[07:58] ---
    You bastard!
[08:00] ---
    Once upon a time, after the adoptive
    father of Natsu Tanimoto-kun, aka Hermit,
[08:06] ---
    died and his adoptive mother
    was arrested by the police...
[08:15] ---
    The boy, Tanimoto-kun, inherited
    immense wealth and obligations.
[08:20] ---
    But of course, there was no way
    that he could control everything.
[08:24] ---
    All those men who had been
    under his powerful father's rule
[08:27] ---
    defrauded him out of his assets.
[08:32] ---
    Indeed, they stole to their heart's content.
[08:40] ---
    However, Tanimoto-kun had no time to cry.
[08:43] ---
    He needed lots of money to
    cure his little sister Kaede's illness.
[08:48] ---
    And so he had to protect his assets
    for the sake of his sister, his only kin.
[08:54] ---
    "Yamamura General Hospital"
[09:04] ---
    Big Brother.
[09:06] ---
    You don't have to worry, Kaede.
[09:09] ---
    I won't give in.
    I'll protect you no matter what.
[09:17] ---
    He was finally able to hire a
    lawyer who would listen to a child,
[09:22] ---
    but only after he lost a great deal.
[09:28] ---
    You look tired.
[09:29] ---
    What?
[09:31] ---
    I understand... it's because
    you've worked so hard all by yourself.
[09:35] ---
    Kondo-san.
[09:37] ---
    Please sign this document. You can
    stop the outpour of money with this.
[09:42] ---
    What?
[09:44] ---
    Thank you, Kondo-san!
[09:46] ---
    "Tanimoto Natsu"
[09:46] ---
    I don't know what would've
    happened without you.
[09:51] ---
    Young sir, don't worry.
    I alone am your loyal subordinate.
[10:02] ---
    Wh-What's the matter?!
[10:07] ---
    Get out.
[10:08] ---
    What?!
[10:11] ---
    Y-Young sir, we should do what they say.
[10:18] ---
    Stop it! Let me go!
[10:20] ---
    Stop struggling. You're just a brat
    who can't do anything on your own.
[10:30] ---
    That's a good boy.
[10:32] ---
    E-Even if you kill me,
    you won't get the money!
[10:34] ---
    Well, actually we will... since
    you signed a document saying so.
[10:39] ---
    What?!
[10:40] ---
    You just did it on your own earlier.
[10:44] ---
    K-Kondo-san!
[10:47] ---
    You wouldn't like being bossed
    around for the rest of your life, right?
[10:51] ---
    I wouldn't!
[10:54] ---
    Young sir, what I hate the most is
    being bossed around by a brat who gained
[11:00] ---
    immense wealth without any effort
[11:03] ---
    because he happened to be
    lucky enough to be adopted.
[11:07] ---
    Okay, drop him.
[11:09] ---
    He won't float up to the surface here.
[11:11] ---
    S-Stop it! Let me go!
[11:13] ---
    Stop it!
[11:15] ---
    Isn't it too early to go swimming, everyone?
[11:19] ---
    Who's there?! Come out!
[11:27] ---
    The night breeze is so nice.
    Let's not kill on such a night.
[11:33] ---
    Ah! There he is!
[11:34] ---
    Wh-What the hell...
[11:42] ---
    See? You're making the moon sad as well.
[11:45] ---
    You bastard!
    What're you doing over there?!
[11:48] ---
    Taking a stroll. A night stroll.
[11:58] ---
    Who is he?!
[12:00] ---
    H-How would I know?!
[12:03] ---
    Let that child go.
[12:05] ---
    If you've gotta kill someone...
    then shoot me instead.
[12:13] ---
    He saw it!
    We can't let him go alive anyway!
[12:15] ---
    Kill him!
[12:23] ---
    So you really shot me...
[12:26] ---
    He doesn't have legs!
[12:31] ---
    Now I'm really mad!
[12:42] ---
    Are you okay, boy?
[12:49] ---
    Tsk! You don't have to tell the story.
    I remember it very well, Loki.
[12:54] ---
    On the night I met the
    Great Sage Fist, he told me this.
[12:59] ---
    "If you want to rule others, you need
    to become a ruler to yourself first.
[13:05] ---
    Gain full control over your body
    from the tip of your head to your toes.
[13:12] ---
    In order to do so, boy, learn martial arts."
[13:17] ---
    I'm acting under the orders of
    that person to whom you owe your life.
[13:20] ---
    If you got that,
    hurry up and finish him off!
[13:26] ---
    Hmph! I see.
[13:29] ---
    In that case...
[13:34] ---
    ...I will do it with my own hands!
[13:45] ---
    Go ahead and beat me as you please.
[13:47] ---
    Hey, hey, still standing after receiving
    that attack? What a crazy tough boy.
[13:56] ---
    Calm your blood-thirst.
    You're scaring the crows.
[14:03] ---
    If you'll give Honoka back, you
    can beat me as much as you like!
[14:25] ---
    If you'll give Honoka back, you
    can beat me as much as you like!
[14:29] ---
    That's wise. You shouldn't fight
    back for your little sister's sake as well.
[14:35] ---
    Big Brother! Don't worry
    about me. Beat him up!
[14:38] ---
    Now, keep your mouth shut, kiddy.
    You'll get hurt if you act up.
[14:43] ---
    --You really play dirty,
    you cowardly, cunning dummy!
[14:45] ---
    --Shut up!
    --You really play dirty,
    you cowardly, cunning dummy!
[14:48] ---
    You're completely powerless before
    the Great Sage Fist's name, huh, Hermit?
[14:54] ---
    Just stay there and watch quietly
    as your rival is brought down!
[15:18] ---
    His body's hard. This is strange.
[15:21] ---
    It's as if I'm beating a log.
[15:24] ---
    What kind of body does this kid have?
[15:27] ---
    Well, before my plot,
    everyone is like a log, though.
[15:33] ---
    You bastard!
[15:35] ---
    Karate's hourglass stance...
[15:38] ---
    Just as I taught, he's tightening
    his inner thighs to protect his crotch.
[15:43] ---
    On top of that, he's doing chinchiku...
[15:46] ---
    in other words, he's tightening
    muscles and joints to make them hard.
[15:49] ---
    Looks like he's mastered the
    rigid body technique as well.
[15:52] ---
    What an interesting guy.
    It'll be worthwhile to destroy you.
[15:56] ---
    I don't get it. You're strong, aren't you?
[15:59] ---
    I can tell that from those
    incredible thrusts of yours I received!
[16:02] ---
    Ouch! Cut it out, you brat!
[16:05] ---
    And yet why do you use such dirty tricks?!
[16:07] ---
    I'll take you on any time,
    if it's fair and square sparring!
[16:11] ---
    Hmph! Ordinary people
    wouldn't understand.
[16:14] ---
    That's the philosophy of evil.
[16:20] ---
    The philosophy of evil makes him do it...
    right, you crane fly with glasses?
[16:24] ---
    Kenichi-san!
    Sorry that we kept you waiting.
[16:26] ---
    Loki, so it seems that we can
    finally fight the real one, huh?
[16:30] ---
    Tsk! Those useless doubles...
[16:34] ---
    Couldn't they hold them
    for at least 10 more minutes?!
[16:37] ---
    E... Everyone!
[16:38] ---
    Hey you guys, if you lay a hand on
    Loki-sama, this kiddy will get hurt.
[16:42] ---
    I don't care what happens to me!
    Help my big brother, Titsy!
[16:47] ---
    Okay, Honoka!
    We won't waste your dea...!
[16:50] ---
    Keep your mouth shut, you devil!
[16:54] ---
    That's fine.
[16:55] ---
    Now that I've got a bigger gallery,
    I'll continue the public execution.
[16:59] ---
    Spear hand strike?
[17:02] ---
    No...
[17:14] ---
    This is bad! The way
    he thrusts is dangerous!
[17:17] ---
    At the moment you strike, you
    momentarily build up the power of your strike
[17:21] ---
    by clenching your grasp into a fist. There
    are thrusts like that secretly passed down.
[17:25] ---
    He's using a technique that
    thrusts using the entire arm.
[17:28] ---
    Yeah, I know. It's like giving a
    finger flick on the forehead, right?
[17:32] ---
    By holding the finger to build up power,
    it becomes several times stronger.
[17:38] ---
    On top of that, since you receive several
    blows when you thought it was only one thrust,
[17:43] ---
    it's really effective since
    you weren't expecting it.
[17:45] ---
    But the hourglass stance
    isn't just for defense.
[17:49] ---
    It's also a stance for a
    finishing blow from up close.
[17:52] ---
    He's waiting...
    for the chance to strike back.
[17:56] ---
    Drop dead, Shinpaku Federation!
[17:59] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[18:01] ---
    Big Brother! Big Brother!
[18:08] ---
    Big Brother!
[18:14] ---
    That's why I warned you!
    It wasn't my fault. You acted up.
[18:22] ---
    B... Big Brother! Don't give in!!
[18:31] ---
    Kaede! Kaede!
[18:34] ---
    Hang in there!
[18:39] ---
    You'll be fine.
[18:44] ---
    You'll be fine, so...
[18:49] ---
    You shouldn't... lie.
[18:54] ---
    Kaede!
[18:58] ---
    I'm sorry... Sorry... I'm sorry...
[19:05] ---
    I'm sorry.
[19:07] ---
    Why are you apologizing?
[19:09] ---
    There's... There's nothing
    you need to apologize for!
[19:15] ---
    Big Brother... I don't think...
[19:20] ---
    ...I can make it.
[19:24] ---
    Kaede!
[19:28] ---
    Big Brother... don't give in.
[19:42] ---
    Kaede...
[19:45] ---
    Hey...
[19:48] ---
    Hey... Kaede!
[19:51] ---
    Kaede! Kaede!
[19:56] ---
    Kaede! Kaede!!
[20:14] ---
    I'm getting pretty tired of this.
    Let's finish this now.
[20:21] ---
    Big Brother!
[20:22] ---
    I said stop it!
[20:30] ---
    He stabbed himself!
[20:32] ---
    You idiot. You don't even
    know how to use a knife!
[20:44] ---
    Now for the finishing blow!
[20:46] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama!
[20:51] ---
    Big Brother! I'm safe now!
[20:55] ---
    Do it!
[20:57] ---
    Hermit! You bastard!
[21:06] ---
    All right!
[21:07] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[21:08] ---
    All right!
[21:08] ---
    Huh?
[21:09] ---
    Is it over now?
[21:15] ---
    Loki! I won't forgive you...
[21:18] ---
    ...ever!
[21:20] ---
    Dammit. Everything was
    going as planned up until now...
[21:24] ---
    What a punch. He got me, all right.
[21:29] ---
    Ahhh! B-Blood!
[21:33] ---
    You made me bleed.
    I'm not gonna let you live!
[21:37] ---
    And you, Hermit! How dare you
    disobey the Great Sage Fist's orders!
[21:42] ---
    Now you won't be able
    to remain in Ragnarok!
[21:45] ---
    I changed my mind.
    I'm saying goodbye to Ragnarok!
[21:49] ---
    How dare you! I'll deal
    with both of you together!
[21:54] ---
    Come down, Hermit!
    And, Kenichi Shirahama!
[21:58] ---
    I'm gonna kill you this time for sure!
[22:04] ---
    Stop right there!
[22:08] ---
    Tsk! So he came.
[22:11] ---
    Th-The First Greatest Fist!
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:17] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:44] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:06] ---
    You wanna keep fighting, Hermit?
[24:07] ---
    Of course! Why do we have to stop now?
[24:11] ---
    There's no one in our way.
    I'll settle the fight now!
[24:14] ---
    I no longer have a reason to fight you!
[24:16] ---
    A reason to fight? Didn't I
    tell you that I don't like you?
[24:21] ---
    That's good enough!
[24:23] ---
    Now, assume the stance!
    Strike with everything you've got!
[24:27] ---
    Okay then. If you insist that much...
    I'll be happy to fight you! Here I come!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E35 - There's No One In Our Way! Now Is the Time To Settle the Fight!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:36] ---
    Don't drag my sister into this!
    You really play dirty, Ragnarok!
[01:41] ---
    No way.
[01:42] ---
    Big Brother!
[01:45] ---
    I will...
[01:50] ---
    ...do it with my own hands!
[02:01] ---
    Go ahead and beat me as you please.
[02:03] ---
    Hey, hey, still standing after receiving
    that attack? What a crazy tough boy.
[02:08] ---
    If you'll give Honoka back,
    you can beat me as much as you like!
[02:12] ---
    That's wise. You shouldn't fight
    back for your little sister's sake as well.
[02:29] ---
    Big Brother!
[02:35] ---
    That's why I warned you!
    It wasn't my fault. You acted up.
[02:43] ---
    B... Big Brother! Don't give in!!
[02:53] ---
    I'm getting pretty tired of this.
    Let's finish this now.
[03:00] ---
    Big Brother!
[03:01] ---
    I said stop it!
[03:10] ---
    He stabbed himself!
[03:12] ---
    You idiot. You don't even
    know how to use a knife!
[03:24] ---
    Now for the finishing blow!
[03:26] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama!
[03:31] ---
    Big Brother! I'm safe now!
[03:35] ---
    Do it!
[03:36] ---
    Hermit! You bastard!
[03:46] ---
    How dare you! I'll deal
    with both of you together!
[03:51] ---
    Come down, Hermit!
    And, Kenichi Shirahama!
[03:54] ---
    I'm gonna kill you this time for sure!
[04:01] ---
    Stop right there!
[04:05] ---
    Tsk! So he came.
[04:08] ---
    Th-The First Greatest Fist!
[04:32] ---
    Don't move, both of you.
[04:39] ---
    He's... the First Greatest Fist. This is bad.
[04:43] ---
    What's bad?
[04:45] ---
    He's strong... incredibly strong.
[04:48] ---
    On top of that, he might've
    brought Ragnarok's main unit.
[04:52] ---
    This could be bad.
[05:01] ---
    Hi, it's been a while, Kenichi-kun.
[05:04] ---
    What?
[05:07] ---
    Seems like you don't remember.
[05:10] ---
    Well, that's okay. Let's fulfill our
    promise from that day... some time soon.
[05:17] ---
    We'll continue this some other time, Loki.
[05:18] ---
    Don't be ridiculous! I'm pissed!
[05:21] ---
    I'll finish off those small fries right now!
[05:24] ---
    I'll overlook the fact that
    you came up with a plan
[05:27] ---
    using the Great Sage Fist's
    name without permission.
[05:29] ---
    But if you're going to
    break any more rules...
[05:36] ---
    Ahh! When did he...
[05:39] ---
    Loki, a mischievous god in Norse
    Mythology who destroys the world...
[05:46] ---
    I highly value your ability.
    I wish you'd behave a little better.
[05:51] ---
    H-He has no mercy!
[05:54] ---
    He broke the philosophy of evil's first rule,
    "Never reveal your identity," easily!
[05:59] ---
    What the heck is that?
[06:01] ---
    I don't get it, but then should
    you be showing your face?
[06:04] ---
    In Exception Section 10, it says
    that devil faces are an exception.
[06:08] ---
    Hmph. In Loki's case, he's one of
    the top five handsome guys in Ragnarok,
[06:13] ---
    like Hermit and myself, so...
[06:14] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    Loki-san is kinda good-looking.
[06:18] ---
    Ha! His face is just a
    bit well-crafted. That's all.
[06:22] ---
    But people call it good-looking.
[06:24] ---
    Dammit! No. 20! Bring me my bike!
[06:28] ---
    No. 20! Hurry up!
[06:30] ---
    Stop, Loki!
[06:32] ---
    Kenichi-san! Are you okay?!
[06:36] ---
    Loki! I'll make you pay!
    I'll bring you down for sure!
[06:42] ---
    That's the spirit, Kenichi-kun.
[06:44] ---
    Crawl your way up to where I am.
[06:47] ---
    Hermit, The Great Sage Fist
    is our charismatic figure.
[06:51] ---
    He lives in a totally different world.
[06:55] ---
    He never gives orders directly.
[06:59] ---
    We're just gathering at his side.
[07:03] ---
    It's not too late. Would you
    like to take back your defection?
[07:07] ---
    You just fell for Loki's trick. That's all.
[07:09] ---
    I decline! Ragnarok was nothing but
    a stepping-stone to me from the start.
[07:14] ---
    Tell the Great Sage Fist
    that I will follow my own path!
[07:18] ---
    That's unfortunate. This means that
    we'll be enemies next time I see you.
[07:25] ---
    Ah! H-He disappeared!
[07:28] ---
    Yeah! It's a sweeping victory for Shinpaku!
[07:31] ---
    So that's the First Greatest Fist.
    He seemed to know me, though.
[07:37] ---
    Kenichi-san! Hang in there!
[07:39] ---
    He's all right. Put saliva on
    his wounds and they'll heal.
[07:42] ---
    You shut your mouth!
[07:55] ---
    Big Brother!
[07:58] ---
    Stop it! My body hurts all over.
[08:01] ---
    I'm sorry, Big Brother.
    But I had faith in you!
[08:07] ---
    I'm glad you're okay.
[08:09] ---
    Oh, that's nice. Siblings are nice.
[08:16] ---
    Tanimoto-kun, thanks.
    This is thanks to you.
[08:21] ---
    Don't take it wrong.
[08:23] ---
    I took her back only because we don't need
    any obstacles to settle our fight seriously.
[08:27] ---
    What?
[08:28] ---
    Oh no...
[08:29] ---
    Hey, hey...
[08:31] ---
    You still wanna keep fighting, Hermit?
[08:33] ---
    Of course.
    Why do we have to stop now?
[08:38] ---
    I told you... that I don't like you.
[08:45] ---
    You're crazy. I've come to like you.
[08:49] ---
    H-Hey! Both of you!
[08:52] ---
    Everyone, don't intervene.
[08:54] ---
    It's an earnest request by the
    guy who saved my little sister.
[08:58] ---
    I'll be happy to fight!
[09:06] ---
    Shinpaku Federation!
    Our enemy is by himself! Take him down!
[09:10] ---
    Fly away, you devil!
[09:18] ---
    They're energetic.
[09:20] ---
    Looks like those kids
    are gonna continue fighting.
[09:23] ---
    They're young. Well, we're
    betting tonight's main dish.
[09:28] ---
    We'll have a problem if they
    don't fight all the way till the end.
[09:31] ---
    But at any rate, Kenichi's
    taken too much damage.
[09:34] ---
    Let's see, was I betting on the hooded guy?
[09:37] ---
    Hey, hey. It's the other way around.
    You were betting on Kenichi-kun.
[09:44] ---
    There's no way you
    can fight in that condition!
[09:49] ---
    Let them, honey.
[09:52] ---
    What?
[09:56] ---
    Men have rivals that they have to
    settle things with no matter what.
[10:07] ---
    Hm? There's something
    wrong with the hooded guy.
[10:11] ---
    Yeah, you noticed? He won't last long.
[10:14] ---
    He'll exert his last ounce of strength.
[10:30] ---
    Ah!
[10:34] ---
    The wound from that time...
[10:43] ---
    But Kenichi-kun's damage is also
    driving him to the edge of his limits.
[10:46] ---
    Frankly, there's no way to tell who'll win.
[10:51] ---
    Die!
[10:55] ---
    Ah!
[10:56] ---
    If he takes that, he'll easily be sent flying!
[10:59] ---
    That's hard kung fu!
[11:01] ---
    Hard kung fu... It's a training
    method where you harden the surface
[11:05] ---
    of your body and increase
    your destructive power.
[11:08] ---
    That's what they say in Chinese martial arts.
[11:11] ---
    Karate fighters, too, strike poles in
    order to harden their fists and shins
[11:15] ---
    so that they can augment their power.
    That's just what a martial artist has to do.
[11:21] ---
    My palms are soft, though.
[11:23] ---
    Hm?
[11:30] ---
    I'll end it... with this!
[11:37] ---
    All right! Good! He stopped it!
[11:39] ---
    Now, Kenichi-kun!
[11:40] ---
    No! Stop! Both of you!
[11:49] ---
    Kao Loi!
[11:56] ---
    Big Brother! Big Brother!
[12:04] ---
    Big Brother! Look! Look!
    So many cosmos flowers!
[12:09] ---
    Don't worry!
    I won't succumb to my sickness!
[12:13] ---
    Don't give in, Big Brother... Ever...
[12:18] ---
    Don't give in!
[12:27] ---
    I... I won't give in!
[12:48] ---
    He's... unconscious.
[12:51] ---
    What?
[12:52] ---
    Huh?
[12:53] ---
    What?
[13:02] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[13:03] ---
    He's injured really bad!
[13:04] ---
    Ugh! This is bad! He's bleeding real bad!
[13:07] ---
    Big Brother!
[13:08] ---
    Idol-looking guy!
[13:10] ---
    That was quite a good fight!
[13:17] ---
    Hm?
[13:18] ---
    Just as what you'd expect from our disciple.
[13:20] ---
    What?!
[13:22] ---
    Winner! Kenichi!
[13:26] ---
    Looks like I won the bet, Akisame.
[13:28] ---
    Well... more importantly, we should
    bring this hooded kid to my clinic...
[13:33] ---
    ...before he bleeds to death.
[13:36] ---
    How long have you been there?
[13:39] ---
    From the very start.
[13:40] ---
    I can't believe you two!
[13:56] ---
    At any rate, that was mean of you
[13:58] ---
    to hide from the start and
    turn a blind eye to the situation.
[13:58] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[14:01] ---
    Honoka was taken hostage, you know!
[14:04] ---
    On top of that, I heard that a
    certain someone was even drinking.
[14:08] ---
    Well...
[14:10] ---
    It's no laughing matter!
[14:13] ---
    I'd better keep quiet about us betting
    our main dish for dinner on top of that.
[14:18] ---
    Big Brother! It's time
    to change your bandages!
[14:22] ---
    You just changed them earlier.
[14:24] ---
    The mustache guy said that we
    should always keep the bandages clean.
[14:27] ---
    So I'm providing you a huge service!
[14:30] ---
    Stop it! I don't need that service!
[14:33] ---
    Just give up!
[14:35] ---
    Oh nooooooo!
[14:38] ---
    Hey, what'd you do that for?!
[14:40] ---
    As expected, things are getting
    lively now that Kenichi-san is back.
[14:47] ---
    Ahh! Miu-san!
[14:50] ---
    Welcome back, Kenichi-san.
[14:53] ---
    U-Uhm... I...
[14:57] ---
    It was totally quiet around here
    when you were back at your home.
[15:03] ---
    It's good to be back.
[15:06] ---
    Honoka, stop it already!
[15:08] ---
    Well, I'm providing a service.
[15:10] ---
    Kenichi! Let's play a game!
    Miu bought a new one for me!
[15:16] ---
    Do you wanna play throwing... knives?
    They stick very... well.
[15:24] ---
    They all missed you, Ken-chan.
[15:27] ---
    I also felt so lonely while you were gone
    that I kept taking these kind of pictures.
[15:32] ---
    Do you wanna buy them for 3000 yen?
[15:34] ---
    So you felt lonely because
    your easy target wasn't around?
[15:38] ---
    If you don't want them, that's fine.
[15:40] ---
    Who said I didn't?
[15:44] ---
    Kensei, I finished the
    treatment for the time being.
[15:46] ---
    I'll leave the rest to you.
[15:47] ---
    Okay.
[15:48] ---
    So how is Tanimoto-kun doing?
[15:51] ---
    He's stable... though he bled too much.
[15:55] ---
    He was injured?
[15:58] ---
    He saved me. He got injured then.
[16:03] ---
    On top of that, his bleeding
    got worse from his fight with you.
[16:08] ---
    I'm surprised that he fought that far.
[16:13] ---
    Don't worry. Although we won't
    give him a blood transfusion,
[16:16] ---
    we've decided to raise his natural
    healing power using Kensei's acupuncture.
[16:20] ---
    Well, I'll go take a look at him.
[16:22] ---
    Ah... I'll go, too!
[16:23] ---
    Don't.
[16:24] ---
    What?
[16:26] ---
    But...
[16:28] ---
    There's nothing
    the winner can say to the loser.
[16:33] ---
    Kenichi! Let's play a game!
[16:36] ---
    I've also gotten a new chain and... sickle.
[16:42] ---
    "Koetsuji Bonesetter's Clinic"
[16:52] ---
    Wh-Where am I?
[16:54] ---
    Your body is well-built.
[16:58] ---
    Who're you?!
[17:02] ---
    I'm Kensei Ma, the younger
    brother of your master, Sogetsu Ma.
[17:06] ---
    Master Sogetsu's younger brother?!
[17:09] ---
    Were you the one who
    treated me without asking?!
[17:12] ---
    I don't trust doctors!
[17:14] ---
    The one who treated you was Akisame-don.
[17:16] ---
    My expertise is in acupuncture.
[17:21] ---
    My acupuncture is special.
[17:24] ---
    It takes your pain away
    and makes you energetic.
[17:31] ---
    I want to ask you one question.
[17:37] ---
    Was my brother...
    Was Sogetsu a good master?
[18:10] ---
    How to destroy a person...
    How to destroy a human...
[18:15] ---
    He taught me that quite
    effectively without involving feelings.
[18:19] ---
    Coldblooded and merciless.
    He's indeed a perfect martial artist.
[18:24] ---
    I see.
[18:28] ---
    His only flaw was...
[18:31] ---
    ...that he brags on and on about his
    younger brother when he gets drunk.
[18:37] ---
    He told me about you a million times.
[18:41] ---
    "He's living the peaceful
    life that I can't, for me."
[18:45] ---
    He told me that. So that was you.
[18:57] ---
    --Oh?
    --Hm?
[18:58] ---
    Where're you going in
    such a hurry, Honoka-chan?
[19:00] ---
    I'll go change that
    idol-looking guy's bandages, too!
[19:03] ---
    "Bonesetter's Clinic Back Entrance"
[19:09] ---
    D-Don't move around!
[19:11] ---
    They said you need
    complete bed rest, didn't they?!
[19:13] ---
    Shut up.
[19:15] ---
    Listen, you little runt.
    Don't ever come to my house.
[19:18] ---
    This is an order.
[19:21] ---
    Are you going somewhere?
[19:23] ---
    I thought you'd become
    good friends with my big brother.
[19:28] ---
    I can't live like that.
[19:36] ---
    Seriously, you men just bottle up
    your feelings, don't you?! Grrrr!
[19:45] ---
    "Bonesetter's Clinic Back Entrance"
[19:57] ---
    I'm proud of this pine tree.
[19:59] ---
    I've been just letting it grow as much as
    possible, and now it's become like this.
[20:04] ---
    Calm down. I won't bite you.
[20:10] ---
    I've lived by myself for
    a long time in the past.
[20:14] ---
    So I thought I'd give you a piece of advice.
[20:20] ---
    The path you're trying to take...
[20:23] ---
    That path of aloofness
    leads you to nothing.
[20:28] ---
    It's empty.
[20:32] ---
    There's no mistake about it since the
    one who experienced it is telling you.
[20:36] ---
    At any rate, I never thought that
[20:39] ---
    the one Honoka wanted me to be
    friends with was Tanimoto-kun.
[20:43] ---
    I somehow feel the hand of fate.
[20:46] ---
    He probably told
    Honoka-chan not to come again
[20:49] ---
    because he was concerned for her safety,
    but she was feeling pretty down.
[20:56] ---
    I think we actually
    could've been good friends.
[21:01] ---
    Hi everyone! Long time no see!
    Natsu Tanimoto has just returned!
[21:06] ---
    What?!
[21:07] ---
    Tanimoto-sama!
[21:09] ---
    We were worried since you were
    absent from school for a long time.
[21:12] ---
    Well, I was absent because
    I was in an accident. That's all.
[21:16] ---
    The world is on my palm.
[21:19] ---
    Hm?
[21:29] ---
    Hi, Furinji-san. I'm glad to see you again.
[21:32] ---
    Y... Yes...
[21:34] ---
    You had a tough time,
    didn't you, Shirahama-kun?
[21:37] ---
    Someone spread a false rumor
    that you attacked delinquents.
[21:40] ---
    What?! That was a false rumor?
[21:42] ---
    So it wasn't Shirahama-kun?
[21:44] ---
    That's right.
    Someone must've been trying to trap him.
[21:49] ---
    That was you, you know.
[21:51] ---
    I think everyone's
    misunderstanding will be cleared up soon.
[21:55] ---
    Oh, and, Shirahama-kun!
[21:57] ---
    Huh?
[21:59] ---
    I've decided to stay for a
    while until I pay you back.
[22:03] ---
    Be very, very careful
    when you're out at night.
[22:08] ---
    Anyway, let's all get along.
[22:10] ---
    Hey, welcome back, Herm...
    I mean, Tanimoto-kun.
[22:14] ---
    By the way, our Shinpaku
    Federation is ready to accept you.
[22:22] ---
    H-Hey, wait up!
    I've prepared suitable terms for you!
[22:27] ---
    How about becoming one of the Four
    Admirals of the Shinpaku Federation?!
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:17] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:44] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    Master Ma, what's the matter,
    hiding in a place like this?
[24:09] ---
    Your daughter, Renka-san,
    came all the way to see you.
[24:12] ---
    Renka is trying to bring me back to China.
[24:15] ---
    I don't want to go back yet!
[24:18] ---
    You've lived quite
    freely all this time, right?
[24:21] ---
    Isn't it about time for you to give up?
[24:23] ---
    Are you sure you want to say that?
    Renka is trying to take you, too.
[24:27] ---
    What? Why me?!
[24:29] ---
    Suffer with me.
[24:32] ---
    Ahh! No!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E36 - Miu Vs. Renka! The Love Triangle Creates A Storm!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:30] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[01:31] ---
    Please, Elder!
[01:33] ---
    Please teach me a killer technique!
[01:36] ---
    Oh, that's what you wanted to say.
[01:39] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[01:39] ---
    Martial artists have killer techniques
    like the "Ultimate Whatever Fist!"
[01:43] ---
    or "Super Ultra Kick!" or "Achoo!
    Uchoo! Uchoo-choo-choo-choo!," right?
[01:48] ---
    I may not be that great,
    but I'm still a martial artist!
[01:52] ---
    So lately I've been
    thinking that I should have
[01:55] ---
    at least one killer technique.
[01:58] ---
    Well. A finishing technique isn't
    something that you are taught
[02:02] ---
    but is something you hammer out yourself.
[02:04] ---
    It's something that's created as a result
    of identifying and pursuing one's own traits.
[02:07] ---
    You should start by determining
    what kind of fighter you are.
[02:15] ---
    I see! My own traits
    as a martial artist, huh?
[02:19] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[02:19] ---
    All right then! I'll start intensive
    training by myself tomorrow!
[02:30] ---
    Intensive training by himself?
[02:32] ---
    As I thought,
    he can't do anything without me.
[02:35] ---
    A killer technique...
[02:37] ---
    I'll come up with a killer technique
    of my own, by me, for me alone!
[02:41] ---
    You haven't changed. You're still stupid.
[02:43] ---
    Hm?
[02:45] ---
    Even if you struggle by yourself, there's no
    way you can come up with something, right?
[02:49] ---
    Wh-Who's there?!
[02:56] ---
    Ah! You are...! Renka Ma-san?!
[03:00] ---
    How did you know where to find us?
[03:02] ---
    I got Uncle Hakubi drunk
    and got him to tell me.
[03:06] ---
    How do you do?
    I'm Renka Ma, Kensei Ma's daughter.
[03:09] ---
    I've been looking for my
    father while living with my uncle.
[03:12] ---
    I see... So you're Kensei's daughter.
    I'm glad to see you.
[03:17] ---
    But I'm happy, Kenichi...
    that you remember me.
[03:22] ---
    H-How could I forget you?
[03:25] ---
    Yes. Aside from the Chinese
    martial arts Master Ma teaches me,
[03:28] ---
    I'm learning karate, jujitsu
    and Muay Thai boxin--
[03:31] ---
    Focus on one thing at a time,
    you wishy-washy man!
[03:34] ---
    --Don't learn Chinese martial arts
    in your spare time! How rude!
    --Forgive me!
[03:37] ---
    I'll go get Master Ma... I mean your father.
[03:40] ---
    There's no need of that.
[03:41] ---
    Hm?
[03:42] ---
    Where're you going, Dad?
[03:44] ---
    Forgive me, Renka. Your father
    doesn't want to go back to China yet.
[03:48] ---
    I'll tell Mom about this place!
[03:50] ---
    W-W-W-W-Wait. Not that!
    D-Don't tell your mom! Anyone but her!
[03:56] ---
    You forced Phoenix Virtuous Martial
    Arts League and its 100,000 pupils
[03:59] ---
    in China onto Mom
    and my younger brother.
[04:01] ---
    Just how long are you
    planning to goof around, Dad?!
[04:03] ---
    I'm not goofing around!
[04:05] ---
    I'm training the mightiest disciple
    together with everyone at Ryozanpaku!
[04:09] ---
    How can you call a guy
    like that the mightiest?!
[04:11] ---
    A guy like that?!
[04:14] ---
    Well, I do agree that he's been
    trained in a peculiar manner, though.
[04:19] ---
    P-Peculiar?
[04:21] ---
    What is it?
[04:23] ---
    What's going on?
[04:24] ---
    What?! She's Kensei's daughter?!
[04:27] ---
    How do you do? I'm Renka.
[04:30] ---
    I'd heard that you had children.
[04:32] ---
    But when I actually see her,
    I can't imagine you gave birth to her.
[04:36] ---
    The one who gave birth was her mom.
[04:38] ---
    Apapapa... Apa!
    She doesn't resemble you that much.
[04:42] ---
    She isn't bald,
    nor does she have a mustache.
[04:44] ---
    This is my daughter we're talking about.
[04:47] ---
    Do you intend to bring Master Ma back
    to China no matter what, Renka-san?
[04:51] ---
    Yes. And as long as
    you're his first disciple,
[04:53] ---
    I'm going to take you
    back to China, too, Kenichi!
[04:57] ---
    What?! No way!
[05:00] ---
    Pardon me.
[05:07] ---
    A-A-A-A-At any rate, this
    has nothing to do with me!
[05:10] ---
    Sorry to tell you this, but I'm
    not going to leave Ryozanpaku!
[05:14] ---
    Well then, excuse me. I have to
    go come up with a killer technique.
[05:19] ---
    What's this feeling?
[05:20] ---
    "Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump."
[05:25] ---
    Dad, I'm changing my plan.
    We're postponing our return to China.
[05:28] ---
    Whoa!
[05:29] ---
    Instead, I'm going to
    live here, too, for a while.
[05:34] ---
    What?!
[05:38] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[05:44] ---
    My own traits as a martial artist...
[05:47] ---
    I wonder how I can discover them.
[05:49] ---
    Worrying about it by yourself only
    makes you fall into a deeper hole.
[05:52] ---
    What?
[05:53] ---
    Why don't we try sparring training?
    You might notice something.
[05:56] ---
    Yeah, that's right. But you know, you might
    notice something surprising about yourself
[06:00] ---
    if you try it with someone
    different from usual.
[06:03] ---
    Hmm, I see. There's some truth in that.
[06:05] ---
    Right?
[06:08] ---
    Ah... but really, I'm used
    to training with Miu-san, so...
[06:11] ---
    That's okay. If you have a new
    training partner, I'm going now.
[06:18] ---
    Ants! Ants!
[06:21] ---
    What is this feeling I'm having?!
[06:24] ---
    Everyone! Dinner's ready!
[06:27] ---
    Whoa. We're having sea
    breams tonight? What a feast!
[06:32] ---
    Apa!
[06:32] ---
    Yes. Ma-san and Renka-san...
[06:35] ---
    ...no matter the circumstances, a father
    and his daughter have been reunited.
[06:38] ---
    This calls for a celebration.
[06:40] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[06:41] ---
    I'm sorry, Kenichi. You hit
    my breasts with your palm,
[06:45] ---
    so out of reflex I hit
    you back without thinking.
[06:47] ---
    You must've been holding
    back on purpose, Renka.
[06:53] ---
    Miu-san, isn't my fish somehow small?
    Rather, it's not even the same kind.
[06:58] ---
    I'll give you mine. Open your mouth.
[07:00] ---
    W-Well...
[07:04] ---
    Miu-san! May I have another bowl of rice?
[07:07] ---
    You've got a grain of rice on your face.
[07:11] ---
    Here you go, Kenichi-san!
[07:11] ---
    "One Grain"
[07:20] ---
    Th-Thanks for the dinner.
[07:22] ---
    Was it too little?
[07:24] ---
    Here's some rice, too. Open your mouth.
[07:29] ---
    Oh no! I broke the rice scoop.
[07:31] ---
    N-No, I'm already full.
[07:38] ---
    "Disciple No. 1"
[07:40] ---
    Miu-san was in a bad mood for some reason.
[07:43] ---
    I wonder if she possibly doesn't
    like me being with Renka-san.
[07:47] ---
    In any case, I'm having so much
    trouble concentrating, it's scary.
[07:52] ---
    I have no choice.
    I didn't want to use this, but...
[07:55] ---
    Under these circumstances,
    I have nothing to lose, so...
[07:57] ---
    "Killer Techniques That
    Even A Monkey Can Create"
[07:57] ---
    Daigakkan's "How to" series!
[07:58] ---
    "No more losses"
    "You can master any technique!!"
[08:00] ---
    My Masters will kill me if they find
    out that I'm still reading books like this.
[08:04] ---
    But when I read books,
    I somehow feel calm.
[08:08] ---
    What kind of book?
[08:11] ---
    What's that? What book did you just hide?
[08:13] ---
    Nothing! It's nothing!
[08:16] ---
    Boys your age would have at
    least one book of that sort, right?
[08:20] ---
    She thinks it's a dirty book!
[08:22] ---
    Well, I guess it's better than being
    looked down on as a martial artist.
[08:26] ---
    Let me see it!
[08:27] ---
    --Just a little!
    --No!
[08:31] ---
    Why did I act like that?
    I should apologize to Kenichi-san.
[08:36] ---
    No, Kenichi! Where are you touching?!
[08:39] ---
    What?! You did it on your own.
[08:47] ---
    Apachai-san, would you
    like a late-night snack?
[08:50] ---
    Yaay!
[08:52] ---
    I'm gonna eat it...
    to destroy the evidence!
[08:54] ---
    At any rate, you're mysterious, Kenichi.
[08:57] ---
    What?
[09:00] ---
    You don't have much talent. So even
    though you're surrounded by great masters,
[09:04] ---
    it must've required extraordinary effort
    to acquire your current level of ability.
[09:09] ---
    What on Earth was the reason for
    you to start learning martial arts?
[09:12] ---
    Why don't you think of quitting when
    you become covered in cuts and bruises?
[09:17] ---
    I guess I was influenced by someone.
[09:19] ---
    Someone?
[09:21] ---
    Yes.
[09:22] ---
    She alone stood up to the evil that
    everyone was turning a blind eye to.
[09:26] ---
    She showed neither hesitation nor fear.
[09:29] ---
    She acted as if it was
    nothing out of the ordinary.
[09:34] ---
    When I saw her fighting like
    a feather dancing in the wind,
[09:38] ---
    I felt like something
    had exploded inside me.
[09:41] ---
    Perhaps I admired her... very strongly.
[09:45] ---
    The reason I was able to
    come this far without quitting is...
[09:50] ---
    because one day, even though
    it'll probably take a long time,
[09:53] ---
    I definitely want to become
[09:55] ---
    a martial artist that's strong
    enough to protect her... I think.
[10:04] ---
    Maybe it didn't make much sense to you?
[10:07] ---
    Right, it made no sense at all.
[10:09] ---
    Apa.
[10:10] ---
    "Disciple No. 1"
[10:10] ---
    I left one. Bring it to Kenichi.
[10:17] ---
    Ah... Renka-san.
[10:18] ---
    We'd better get away.
[10:20] ---
    You happened to be the one
    who he met first. That's all.
[10:27] ---
    Ahh... it's scary! It's scary!
[10:35] ---
    What? Do you wanna fight?
    That's fine. I'll take you on any time.
[10:41] ---
    Okay, kitty, kitty. You're so cute.
[10:46] ---
    Miu Furinji has a soft spot for cats.
[10:49] ---
    What did you make me do that for?!
[10:51] ---
    That's what I wanna say!
[10:58] ---
    You're such an annoying woman!
[11:01] ---
    Even if cats roar, they're still cats.
[11:05] ---
    Hmph!
[11:10] ---
    The book I ate gave me food poisoning.
    My stomach hurts.
[11:15] ---
    I can't train like this!
[11:17] ---
    Hmm... This is a problem.
[11:20] ---
    If we don't do something,
    our disciple will get killed.
[11:24] ---
    It hurts! My stomach hurts!
[11:43] ---
    I've never thought about
    what kind of fighter I am,
[11:46] ---
    so I can't figure out
    where I should start at all.
[11:50] ---
    But I'll never give up.
    Practice will never betray me!
[11:55] ---
    I've been watching you all
    this time and this is what I think.
[11:57] ---
    There's one thing that's lacking
    for your killer technique training.
[12:02] ---
    If you want me to tell you what it is,
    come with me to a certain place tomorrow.
[12:08] ---
    Could it be a secret training?!
[12:10] ---
    What's lacking for my training... you said?
[12:13] ---
    That's right. It's...
[12:17] ---
    ...a break! A break!
[12:20] ---
    Please let me train.
[12:23] ---
    "Matsue Park"
[12:24] ---
    What's the matter, Kenichi?
    Let's try that slide!
[12:28] ---
    Somehow I feel like I'm getting
    further from my killer technique.
[12:32] ---
    This serves you right, big forehead!
    I'm gonna quickly get close to Kenichi.
[12:36] ---
    No one will be in my way here.
[12:41] ---
    Hey! What took you two so long?
[12:43] ---
    What?!
[12:44] ---
    Oh? I didn't know you all were here.
[12:46] ---
    Apa!
[12:48] ---
    I came, too!
[12:49] ---
    Wh-Why?!
[12:51] ---
    Oh? You invited us, right?
    Ma-san said that he's treating us today.
[12:56] ---
    I invited you? Dad's treating?
[13:01] ---
    I put a radio device in this.
    I asked Mr. Rat to do it.
[13:07] ---
    I won't let you become happy by yourself.
[13:10] ---
    What parent would put all his effort into
    keeping his daughter from becoming happy?!
[13:14] ---
    I'm trying to teach you that
    you can't gain happiness so easily.
[13:22] ---
    Well then, we'll start your training now.
[13:24] ---
    --Yes sir!
    --Don't start!
[13:26] ---
    Koetsuji-sensei,
    Kenichi needs a break, too.
[13:31] ---
    I know. We took time to come to a
    pool today. We'll just do light training.
[13:36] ---
    Ugh! I'm sinking! Why a weight?!
[13:39] ---
    This is a Japanese traditional
    swimming style called treading water.
[13:41] ---
    What's light about that?
[13:43] ---
    Well, the weight is still light.
[13:46] ---
    This is dangerous. Don't try
    this at home, boys and girls.
[13:49] ---
    If you can float at chest height,
    that means you've mastered it.
[13:52] ---
    I'm sinking!
[13:53] ---
    Next!
[13:56] ---
    D-Don't tell me... I'll...
[13:58] ---
    Climb up. It'll train your
    back and legs like crazy.
[14:02] ---
    It's impossible.
[14:03] ---
    It's not impossible. Miu!
[14:05] ---
    Yes.
[14:07] ---
    You go on ahead and climb.
[14:08] ---
    Okay.
[14:14] ---
    I'm going first! Move, you stupid disciple!
[14:16] ---
    Shut up, you baldy old geezer!
    You don't need training, do you?!
[14:26] ---
    This is nothing!
[14:28] ---
    She's too fast. It won't be
    a feast for the eyes like this!
[14:30] ---
    Ready? 100 laps in the 50m
    pool while doing front-kicks.
[14:38] ---
    M-My legs feel heavy.
[14:40] ---
    Ah! Hey, Kenichi! Let's play!
[14:43] ---
    As expected, training in a
    different environment is good.
[14:46] ---
    Yeah. Habits are something to fear.
[14:49] ---
    Kenichi!
[14:51] ---
    A new environment is a good way
    to help you realize your traits.
[14:56] ---
    Look at that loincloth girl!
    She's climbing the waterfall!
[15:04] ---
    That looks fun.
[15:05] ---
    Hm? Those two...
    If I remember correctly...
[15:11] ---
    I... I can't move any more.
[15:13] ---
    Are you all right?
[15:15] ---
    Hey, Miu! I'm the one who's
    supposed to look after Kenichi!
[15:18] ---
    At least try to be considerate!
[15:23] ---
    I said considerate, not concentrate!
[15:26] ---
    Hm? That's Ryu and Shokatsu
    from Uncle Hakubi's place.
[15:29] ---
    Darn! Trouble's shown up.
    Not just one, but two of them!
[15:32] ---
    Hey, I think you know, but...
[15:35] ---
    Yeah, of course, I won't hold back.
    If we do, we'll be beaten up.
[15:39] ---
    They must've found out
    that I went to Ryozanpaku.
[15:43] ---
    We've been ordered to bring her
    back even if we have to drag her.
[15:46] ---
    Right!
[15:47] ---
    Oh yeah!
[15:49] ---
    Come with me, Miu.
[15:50] ---
    Ah...
[15:51] ---
    This is bad. The fact is,
    the Chinese mafia is here.
[15:55] ---
    What?
[15:56] ---
    Since Uncle Hakubi
    is always being targeted,
[15:59] ---
    the mafia may be trying to capture
    me to make deals with him.
[16:03] ---
    You're not getting away.
[16:04] ---
    We'd like you to come with us, Miss Renka.
[16:16] ---
    Not too shabby.
[16:17] ---
    I don't really want to fight
    since my bathing suit is tight.
[16:20] ---
    If you try to get in our way,
    we'll show no mercy.
[16:23] ---
    I'll leave the rest to you.
[16:24] ---
    Those guys're quite
    good so it won't be easy.
[16:41] ---
    This is it for you.
[16:43] ---
    Apa!
[16:49] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[16:51] ---
    If you lay a hand on
    Miu-san, I'll make you pay!
[16:54] ---
    To see him not being sent flying when
    attacked by those two at the same time!
[16:58] ---
    Back and leg strength is
    important for all martial arts
[17:02] ---
    and his strength in
    those areas is incredible!
[17:06] ---
    I don't know who you are,
    but you seem to have some ability.
[17:09] ---
    My name is Genson Ryu of Tanglangquan.
[17:12] ---
    I'm Kouan Shokatsu
    of Chuojiao. Here I come!
[17:15] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama, disciple No. 1
    of Ryozanpaku! I will take you on!
[17:20] ---
    I can fight now, but oh well.
[17:23] ---
    Go, Kenichi-san!
[17:27] ---
    Kenichi seems to be having fun!
    Looks like he made some friends.
[17:31] ---
    What? Really?
[17:32] ---
    They are Uncle Hakubi's disciples.
[17:35] ---
    They must've come to take Renka back.
[17:37] ---
    Oh, Hakubi-dono's disciples? Well then,
    let's see who's better, them or our disciple.
[17:45] ---
    Be careful, Kenichi! The essence
    of Chuojiao, which Shokatsu uses,
[17:49] ---
    is its ever-changing kicks!
    He'll punch and kick at the same time!
[17:56] ---
    Tee Sok Trong!
[17:58] ---
    Experience firsthand
    the dreadfulness of Chuojiao!
[18:02] ---
    --This is nothing!
    --C-Can't be!
[18:08] ---
    Take this!
[18:11] ---
    What incredible leg power!
    To see that is the result of his training.
[18:15] ---
    It's only natural...
[18:17] ---
    You bastard! How dare you beat Kouan!
[18:20] ---
    ...because ever since
    Ken-chan came to Ryozanpaku,
[18:21] ---
    "Rock"
[18:22] ---
    we've had most of his training
    focus on strengthening his lower body
[18:26] ---
    as it's the foundation of martial arts.
[18:31] ---
    He's fast!
[18:32] ---
    Watch out for his upper and
    lower body combination attacks!
[18:44] ---
    You fall with me!
[18:45] ---
    That's a dirty trick!
[18:50] ---
    This is why he should've worn a loincloth.
[18:52] ---
    Indeed.
[18:56] ---
    Tsk! The water resistance
    hinders my attacks!
[19:02] ---
    Dammit! The water
    resistance doesn't bother him!
[19:05] ---
    That leg strength is inhuman!
[19:08] ---
    This is amazing! He's like a
    different person from his usual self!
[19:11] ---
    Why on earth is he so... Ah!
[19:15] ---
    Kenichi-san...
[19:17] ---
    I want to become a martial artist one
    day that's strong enough to protect her...
[19:21] ---
    If I block his legs...!
[19:24] ---
    I can't breathe!
[19:27] ---
    You wimp!
[19:29] ---
    What?!
[19:41] ---
    Apapapap-pa!
[19:52] ---
    Fight on land!
    Are you guys goldfish or what?!
[19:55] ---
    A-pa!
[20:00] ---
    Did you see that?!
[20:01] ---
    What an amazing attraction!
[20:03] ---
    Somehow today's Matsue Park
    is a bit different from usual!
[20:05] ---
    "Matsue Park"
[20:06] ---
    We saw a loincloth girl who
    climbs up the waterfall, too!
[20:10] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[20:11] ---
    So that's what it was about. So Hakubi-san
    asked you to bring back Renka-san.
[20:15] ---
    I assumed that you were the mafia.
[20:18] ---
    I'm really sorry.
[20:20] ---
    You don't have to apologize. It was Uncle
    Hakubi's fault to send in hot-blooded guys.
[20:26] ---
    Sorry that my daughter caused you trouble.
[20:28] ---
    Hey, Renka. If you're
    infatuated with pools and stuff,
[20:31] ---
    we'll soon catch up with you as we
    train in martial arts day in and day out.
[20:35] ---
    Now now, Genson.
[20:37] ---
    But, although Master Hakubi
    told us that common sense
[20:39] ---
    doesn't work for Ryozanpaku,
    I was a little surprised.
[20:44] ---
    At any rate, please come back, Miss.
[20:46] ---
    Otherwise Master Hakubi
    will cause us more trouble.
[20:51] ---
    What? Again?
[20:52] ---
    That's right. Ever since you
    left, he gets drunk and vents
[20:56] ---
    his anger on the mafia.
    We just can't handle him.
[21:00] ---
    Renka... I miss you.
[21:03] ---
    How formidable the Ma Family is.
[21:06] ---
    Ahh, okay, I get it.
    Seriously, Uncle is hopeless without me.
[21:13] ---
    She's a kind person.
[21:20] ---
    Renka, let's go.
[21:22] ---
    Kenichi, you've already
    gotten a killer technique.
[21:26] ---
    You just haven't noticed it yet.
[21:28] ---
    What? What do you mean?
[21:30] ---
    You must've already used many of
    your special techniques in past fights.
[21:36] ---
    It was the same when
    you were fighting those two.
[21:39] ---
    But you're not conscious of it. That's why,
    I think, you haven't been able to construct
[21:43] ---
    your fights in a way that you
    can use your special techniques.
[21:46] ---
    If you perfect your killer technique
[21:48] ---
    and you become able to use it freely...
[21:52] ---
    ...protect me, too.
[21:55] ---
    I'll back off today.
[21:57] ---
    Come again, kitty.
[22:01] ---
    You don't have to tell me! I'll come back!
[22:04] ---
    Apa!
[22:09] ---
    In past fights, huh?
[22:12] ---
    I feel like I got a clue.
[22:15] ---
    Renka-san! Thank you!
[22:17] ---
    Excuse me, Shigure-san.
[22:19] ---
    Why don't you wear a bathing
    suit when we go to a pool?
[22:22] ---
    A loincloth is a little...
[22:24] ---
    Such clothing is obscene.
[22:27] ---
    What Shigure-don is saying makes sense.
[22:30] ---
    It's true that the loincloth and
    bleached cotton cover more area.
[22:33] ---
    I don't think it's a matter
    of covering a bigger area.
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice
    but to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:17] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:43] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    I've found out the whereabouts
    of the Seventh Greatest Fist, Thor.
[24:08] ---
    Kenichi, we'll start it this time.
[24:10] ---
    But I feel reluctant to start a fight myself.
[24:13] ---
    Is it really okay to let
    the villainous Ragnarok be?
[24:14] ---
    If you don't beat them now, it'll only
    spread the damage to good citizens.
[24:22] ---
    Now, our hero is off to battle!
[24:25] ---
    If you don't do it, who will?!
[24:27] ---
    Okay, okay, I'll do it.
[24:29] ---
    But what kind of guy is the
    Seventh Greatest Fist, Thor?
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E37 - Dangerous Trap! Let's Have Sumo Chanko Stew Together!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:33] ---
    Dammit. I can’t believe it!
[01:36] ---
    If the Chief hadn't stopped me,
[01:37] ---
    I would've finished off both
    Shirahama and Hermit by myself.
[01:42] ---
    Seriously, what's he thinking?
[01:45] ---
    Did you know,
    though this is only a rumor...
[01:49] ---
    that the Chief is being taught martial
    arts in secret by the Great Sage Fist?
[01:56] ---
    And I've never even
    met the Great Sage Fist...
[02:00] ---
    Me, neither. I joined Ragnarok
    in order to request his tutelage,
[02:05] ---
    --and yet I haven't even met him yet.
    --Dosukoi!
[02:07] ---
    "Release Spirit" "Ready"
[02:10] ---
    Thor! Be quiet!
[02:12] ---
    That's just stupid.
[02:14] ---
    I joined Ragnarok in order to
    spread the name of practical sumo.
[02:19] ---
    In addition, I train my skills at all
    times at the street fight gambling den.
[02:23] ---
    So I don't need a master to teach me!
[02:26] ---
    If you get your kicks by taking
    down small fries in a place like that,
[02:28] ---
    your skills will go down in the end.
[02:31] ---
    Do you want to try?
[02:33] ---
    Sure, if you want to die.
[02:36] ---
    Stop!
[02:37] ---
    It's forbidden for the Greatest
    Fists to fight each other, right?
[02:40] ---
    Berserker.
[02:42] ---
    I think you're the one
    who's actually fit to be Chief.
[02:52] ---
    I've sown the seeds.
    Ragnarok will eventually be...
[03:02] ---
    Hmm... My own killer technique...
[03:05] ---
    Kenichi, you've already
    gotten a killer technique.
[03:09] ---
    You just haven't noticed it yet.
[03:11] ---
    Hmm...
[03:13] ---
    It's true that I don't remember well
    since I'm always frantic while fighting.
[03:17] ---
    --Hm?
    --Shinpaku! Shinpaku! Shinpaku! Shinpaku!
[03:20] ---
    Oh? This room is...
[03:22] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation Headquarters"
[03:25] ---
    Hm?
[03:27] ---
    Ugh!
[03:32] ---
    Move your arm more smoothly!
[03:34] ---
    You! Spread your feet shoulder width
    apart and put your hand on your hip!
[03:37] ---
    Don't make them
    practice that weird greeting!
[03:40] ---
    Shinpaku! Shinpaku!
[03:42] ---
    Wouldn't it be more graceful
    if you lowered your arm a bit?
[03:46] ---
    T-Takeda-san and Ukita-san, too?!
[03:49] ---
    Hi, Kenichi-kun!
    You should try it, too. It's quite fun.
[03:53] ---
    Shinpaku! Shinpaku!
[03:55] ---
    Oh no...
    They're getting tainted little by little.
[04:00] ---
    A killer technique? You don't remember?
[04:03] ---
    You used it that one time.
[04:05] ---
    What? When?
[04:07] ---
    You're talking about
    the Mightiest combo, right?
[04:08] ---
    Huh? A what combo?
[04:11] ---
    The Mightiest combo.
[04:12] ---
    "Mightiest"
[04:13] ---
    You used it when you took down
    Loki at Matsue Lark, remember?
[04:17] ---
    Karate's Yamazuki.
    Muay Thai boxing's Kao Loi.
[04:21] ---
    Chinese martial arts' Ox Head-Butt.
[04:23] ---
    Jujitsu's Single Leg Takedown. It's a
    killer technique that links them smoothly.
[04:27] ---
    I named it the Mightiest combo.
[04:30] ---
    That's right. That was amazing...
[04:33] ---
    ...as you were performing
    several martial arts together well.
[04:36] ---
    That's a perfect killer technique for you.
[04:39] ---
    A killer technique that
    combines several martial arts...
[04:43] ---
    Oh, yeah, Kenichi.
[04:45] ---
    There's this information
    that I'd like you to hear.
[04:48] ---
    Something called "street fight gambling"
    is popular among young people lately.
[04:52] ---
    Street fight gambling?
[04:54] ---
    Apparently, one of Ragnarok's
    Greatest Fists is the bookmaker.
[05:00] ---
    He's a giant whose
    weapon is practical sumo.
[05:06] ---
    You rarely find info on a Greatest Fist
    and their whereabouts at the same time.
[05:12] ---
    Kenichi, this is a good chance.
[05:14] ---
    What? Don't tell me you're
    thinking of having me start a fight?!
[05:17] ---
    Exactly.
[05:19] ---
    Be careful, Kenichi-kun.
[05:21] ---
    He might be trying to use you again.
[05:24] ---
    Rather, he's ready and willing to use me.
[05:26] ---
    Yep.
[05:27] ---
    I knew it.
[05:28] ---
    You damn parasite!
[05:32] ---
    Oh my. Praise me more!
[05:35] ---
    In order to destroy Ragnarok, we
    have to take down the Greatest Fists,
[05:39] ---
    its leading figures, and eliminate
    their intimidation and charisma.
[05:42] ---
    That's the only way!
[05:44] ---
    Th-That's true. I hate to
    further Niijima's stupid ambition,
[05:50] ---
    but we can't let a group as
    dangerous as Ragnarok be.
[05:54] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[05:55] ---
    I see. You're finally going to take
    the fight to them? Good, good.
[06:00] ---
    Well, it's not like I've decided yet.
[06:02] ---
    I feel like starting a fight myself
    is simply being violent, after all.
[06:06] ---
    Well, there's a phrase,
    "There is no first strike in karate,"
[06:11] ---
    but they took your
    little sister hostage once.
[06:14] ---
    So it's no longer a first strike, right?
[06:15] ---
    But martial arts are for
    defending yourself, right?
[06:19] ---
    At just what point
    does it become violence?
[06:29] ---
    How rude!
    I'm seriously asking you for advice!
[06:32] ---
    I-I'm sorry. We just started
    laughing because it made us nostalgic.
[06:36] ---
    Nostalgic?
[06:37] ---
    Yeah. That's the path everyone
    who learns martial arts travels.
[06:42] ---
    I also struggled with it
    when I was this small.
[06:45] ---
    I was struggling with it
    before I was even born.
[06:50] ---
    Struggle! Struggle with it.
    That's part of your training.
[06:54] ---
    You don't have to find
    the answer right now.
[06:56] ---
    Just keep struggling with it
[06:59] ---
    until you become able to find
    your own answer to it one day.
[07:04] ---
    Yeah...
[07:10] ---
    I somehow feel like they
    cleverly dodged the subject.
[07:14] ---
    It's true that it's a difficult question.
[07:17] ---
    Right?
[07:18] ---
    But in cases like that,
    you can fight cleverly.
[07:22] ---
    Fight cleverly?
[07:24] ---
    Yes. You fight in a way
    that avoids hurting people
[07:28] ---
    as much as possible
    and resolves the conflict.
[07:31] ---
    I'm sure you can do it, Kenichi-san.
[07:36] ---
    I see. Fight cleverly, huh?
[07:49] ---
    I don't know what's going on,
    but you look very eager.
[07:54] ---
    Well then...
[07:55] ---
    ...let's go to the party.
[08:07] ---
    There!
[08:10] ---
    This is the street fight gambling den
    that Thor, the Seventh Greatest Fist, runs.
[08:14] ---
    I also hear lots of Ragnarok members
    are mixed in with ordinary customers,
[08:19] ---
    so if we break through from the
    front, we can't avoid taking damage.
[08:22] ---
    --Niijima.
    --Hm?
[08:24] ---
    My karate master taught me the
    trick of fighting many people before.
[08:29] ---
    When you fight many people alone,
[08:31] ---
    the worst thing you can do is to fight
    their boss after losing lots of energy.
[08:36] ---
    So you have to take down
    the strongest guy first.
[08:39] ---
    So you're assuming that I can
    defeat the strongest one, huh?
[08:44] ---
    I see. So he's saying we should make
    it a one-on-one between the bosses?
[08:48] ---
    You're good at speaking eloquently.
    Can't you use that somehow?
[08:51] ---
    Hmm...
[08:52] ---
    Please, Niijima. I've got an idea.
[08:55] ---
    What?
[08:57] ---
    It's difficult, but I'll give it a shot.
[08:59] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[08:59] ---
    Hey guys! Pretend to be
    customers and follow me.
[09:04] ---
    You two wait here
    since they know your faces.
[09:07] ---
    Like I said, don't give us orders!
[09:09] ---
    Now, now. It's the norm that
    heroes show up later, right?
[09:18] ---
    Hold it!
[09:19] ---
    Who referred you to this place?
[09:21] ---
    Yeah, we were referred by
    Taichi Koga-san of Ragnarok.
[09:24] ---
    What?! By Koga-san of the kicks?!
[09:26] ---
    O-Okay, then go.
[09:28] ---
    Thanks.
[09:30] ---
    It scares me how incredibly
    natural lying is to this guy.
[09:35] ---
    Ah! It's the Shinpaku Federation!
[09:37] ---
    What? H-Hey...
[09:39] ---
    Why? They've already figured it out!
[09:42] ---
    You idiot, Matsui!
[09:43] ---
    What're you doing?!
[09:46] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[09:49] ---
    Ah! This is bad!
[09:52] ---
    Put down the flag already!
[09:53] ---
    No! I can't let the flag touch the ground!
[09:58] ---
    What's going on?!
[10:01] ---
    Oh? Shinpaku Federation!
[10:03] ---
    H-He's here!
    That's the Seventh Greatest Fist, Thor!
[10:08] ---
    What?
[10:09] ---
    "Release Spirit" "Ready"
[10:12] ---
    --So this man is...
    --Watch out, Kenichi-kun!
[10:22] ---
    Stop your pointless
    resistance, you small fries!
[10:28] ---
    My my, how far Ragnarok's
    Greatest Fists have fallen.
[10:32] ---
    When we, the Shinpaku Federation,
    came to openly challenge you a duel,
[10:38] ---
    you'd actually launch a sneak attack
    and drag ordinary customers into it?!
[10:41] ---
    There he goes!
    His specialty, verbal brainwashing.
[10:44] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[10:45] ---
    Sneak attack, you said?! You're the
    one who launched a sneak attack!
[10:49] ---
    To start with, I was in the
    back until just earlier and...
[10:51] ---
    So you were going to hide
    by yourself in the back then?
[10:55] ---
    Laugh.
[10:56] ---
    What?
[11:01] ---
    So that's what practical sumo is like?
[11:04] ---
    Oh? Are you shaking by any chance?
[11:08] ---
    Stop mocking me!
[11:11] ---
    He's been duped too well!
[11:12] ---
    One who practices practical sumo would
    accept a challenge by anyone, any time!
[11:17] ---
    I've done my part.
    I'll leave the rest to you.
[11:20] ---
    Th... Thanks.
[11:23] ---
    But... couldn't you
    do it more peacefully?
[11:26] ---
    So who's my opponent?!
    Show your face already!
[11:29] ---
    Seventh Greatest Fist! Let's make a bet!
[11:32] ---
    What?! Are you gonna
    bet your life or something?!
[11:36] ---
    If you win, you can do
    whatever you want with me!
[11:41] ---
    However, if I win you
    have to leave Ragnarok.
[11:44] ---
    Also street fighting will
    be forbidden afterwards!
[11:50] ---
    Laugh!
[11:51] ---
    What's the matter, Thor?!
    Are you scared?!
[11:53] ---
    Shut up!
[11:54] ---
    Stop it!
[11:56] ---
    Okay. I'll take that bet.
[11:59] ---
    But there's one condition!
[12:02] ---
    Condition? This isn't good.
[12:04] ---
    We shouldn't let our
    enemy take the initiative.
[12:06] ---
    Ha! You're so small-minded, Thor!
[12:08] ---
    That's fine.
[12:10] ---
    Idiot! Don't issue a blank check!
    That's a hard and fast rule of dealing!
[12:15] ---
    Okay then, come this way.
[12:16] ---
    Okay.
[12:19] ---
    Hey, wait, you idiot! Don't waste my effo--
[12:21] ---
    Thanks, Niijima.
    From here on, leave things to me.
[12:25] ---
    Kenichi...
[12:29] ---
    If his condition is to give him Shinpaku's
    leader position, turn it down cleverly.
[12:34] ---
    R-Right.
[12:35] ---
    If that's the case, maybe
    I should lose on purpose.
[12:38] ---
    What's the matter?!
    Hurry up already, Kenichi Shirahama!
[12:41] ---
    How do you know I'm Shirahama?
[12:44] ---
    I heard about you from
    my best friend Siegfried.
[12:48] ---
    He said, "Kenichi Shirahama is of
    small build, but he has good eyes."
[12:52] ---
    Thor, I'll go on a trip to search my soul.
[12:58] ---
    He did?
[13:00] ---
    Sieg's observant eye makes no mistakes.
[13:02] ---
    I knew you were Shirahama right away.
[13:05] ---
    Shinpaku! Shinpaku!
    Shinpaku! Shinpaku...!
[13:14] ---
    We'll fight it out on this sumo ring of hell!
[13:17] ---
    The fight ends only when one
    of us becomes unable to fight
[13:20] ---
    or admits his defeat!
[13:21] ---
    Are you ready, Shirahama?!
[13:24] ---
    What?! W-Wait!
[13:26] ---
    Here I come!
[13:27] ---
    Wait a sec!
[13:31] ---
    I'm impressed that you dodged my slap.
[13:34] ---
    You didn't tell me your condition yet!
[13:37] ---
    Hah, that's right.
[13:40] ---
    My condition is that if
    you lose in this fight...
[13:47] ---
    ...you become my disciple and
    master practical sumo with me!
[13:52] ---
    What?!
[14:06] ---
    Sieg was a great man. If you're the
    man who defeated him, then I want you!
[14:13] ---
    Y... You want me?! But...
[14:18] ---
    Let's have chanko stew together!
[14:20] ---
    "Release Spirit" "Ready"
[14:21] ---
    Thank you very much!
[14:22] ---
    Kenichi-san!
    You've abandoned Ryozanpaku?!
[14:25] ---
    I... I can't lose!
[14:28] ---
    Here I come!
[14:35] ---
    You don't get it, do you?
[14:37] ---
    Sumo wrestlers receive a 1-ton shock
    on their forehead in the initial charge.
[14:41] ---
    So a thrust like that is
    like water off a duck's back!
[14:49] ---
    Before this armor of muscle
    and fat, all attacks are ineffective!
[14:58] ---
    Unlike clenched fists, the sumo's
    slapping hands never get crushed.
[15:01] ---
    Hence we can put
    our entire weight on them!
[15:04] ---
    We don't need bandages on
    our hands like a certain boxer!
[15:08] ---
    But in return, your reach is short!
[15:10] ---
    Now, now.
[15:12] ---
    Overarm throw!
[15:16] ---
    The break fall doesn't work!
[15:17] ---
    Stamping Tornado!
[15:23] ---
    Ritual stamping can be a killer
    technique if used as an attack.
[15:26] ---
    Improving various sumo techniques for
    fighting against different disciplines...
[15:30] ---
    That is indeed practical sumo!
[15:35] ---
    What?!
[15:39] ---
    Boy, that was effective.
[15:41] ---
    Impossible... He can still
    move after receiving that attack?
[15:48] ---
    L-Let me confirm this,
    Seventh Greatest Fist!
[15:51] ---
    If you lose against me,
    you'll leave Ragnarok, right?!
[15:57] ---
    A man never goes back on his word.
[16:00] ---
    But the possibility is probably
    not even one in ten thousand.
[16:04] ---
    Do you know the phrase
    "a wrong call by the referee"?
[16:09] ---
    Yes, I do. It's about the referee
    making a wrong ruling, right?
[16:12] ---
    Why are referees wearing a short
    sword even in modern sumo?!
[16:17] ---
    That's because there
    used to be an iron rule
[16:19] ---
    where the referee had to commit
    hara-kiri when he made a wrong call!
[16:24] ---
    Hara-kiri?!
[16:26] ---
    Sumo isn't a sport!
[16:28] ---
    It's a life-or-death martial art
    practiced by warriors! Dosukoi!
[16:39] ---
    I'd like to spread the
    incredibleness of this martial art!
[16:44] ---
    And I wish that eventually practical sumo
    will be added to PE as a required subject,
[16:49] ---
    parks in town will have a sumo ring,
    soccer balls will gather dust,
[16:55] ---
    the criteria for good-looking guys will
    be changed to well-built, rather fat guys,
[16:59] ---
    Maybe...
[17:01] ---
    and practical sumo will indeed
    rule at the top of all martial arts!
[17:07] ---
    His body is big and so is his ambition.
[17:09] ---
    Yeah. And I'll agree with his
    criteria for good-looking guys.
[17:13] ---
    That's a terrible dream.
[17:14] ---
    Because of that, I can't lose!
[17:17] ---
    I can't lose, either...
    until I destroy Ragnarok!
[17:24] ---
    Have you got some learning problem?
[17:27] ---
    I told you it doesn't work!
[17:29] ---
    Dodge them! If you get caught,
    that'll be the end of you!
[17:37] ---
    I get it! This irregular ring
    was created in order for a giant,
[17:41] ---
    whose mobility is low, to avoid
    getting confused by speed!
[17:44] ---
    Realizing it now doesn't help much.
[17:47] ---
    Once you entered this sumo ring of hell,
    your defeat was already decided.
[17:52] ---
    Accept your defeat gracefully!
[17:55] ---
    Then we'll have chanko stew together!
[18:00] ---
    Not only do his strikes not work,
    there's also nowhere for him to escape.
[18:02] ---
    On top of that, he can't use break
    falls much due to the iron plates.
[18:06] ---
    Kenichi has no chance.
[18:09] ---
    You guys. You think his
    eyes are those of a loser's?
[18:14] ---
    I've known him for a long time, so I can
    tell from his eyes when he gets cold feet.
[18:22] ---
    Sumo ring of hell... In short,
    this is a sumo ring, right?
[18:25] ---
    Hm? That's right. So what?
[18:30] ---
    Ow!
[18:38] ---
    Oh? You're going to compete
    with me in the initial charge?
[18:42] ---
    Interesting!
[18:45] ---
    Even if you strike with momentum,
    it won't work on me.
[18:50] ---
    Yamazuki! Kao Loi! Ox Head-Butt!
[18:54] ---
    There he goes!
[18:55] ---
    The Mightiest combo!
[18:56] ---
    No! The next technique's
    gonna be a problem!
[19:00] ---
    Single Leg Takedown!
[19:02] ---
    It's true that the Single Leg Takedown
[19:04] ---
    is suitable for someone
    small to throw someone big.
[19:07] ---
    But when the weight difference is this big...
[19:12] ---
    To be honest, that knee thing
    was effective. But this is it for you.
[19:17] ---
    Time to be crushed!
[19:29] ---
    Wh-What a strong back he has!
[19:34] ---
    This is why I can't keep
    from partnering with him!
[19:43] ---
    This can't be...!
[19:54] ---
    Single Leg Takedown!
[20:04] ---
    He did it!
[20:11] ---
    Everyone! Take the enemy's
    leader while they are demoralized!
[20:15] ---
    Hey!
[20:17] ---
    We won't let that happen! Go!
[20:20] ---
    Stop it!
[20:24] ---
    He won this bout with a leg pick!
SIGN    "Leg Pick" "Technique where one grabs his opponent's leg and forces him outside of the ring."
[20:33] ---
    B-But Thor-sama!
[20:41] ---
    When I crossed the edge of the ring,
    my sumo soul acknowledged my defeat.
[20:46] ---
    There's nothing I can do about it!
[20:50] ---
    Although he says he practices practical sumo,
    he couldn't abandon the ring all the way.
[20:54] ---
    That's his weakness.
[20:56] ---
    Hmph! Not everyone takes
    a practical approach like you!
[21:00] ---
    To think that practical sumo takes a fall...
[21:03] ---
    ...I guess this is the end of my dream.
[21:06] ---
    What're you saying?!
[21:07] ---
    Huh?
[21:08] ---
    What I want is for you to quit street
    fighting as a member of Ragnarok!
[21:12] ---
    I don't remember betting your dream.
[21:18] ---
    Please master practical sumo at any cost!
[21:22] ---
    I think the dream you've
    crafted is really incredible!
[21:30] ---
    You really are a funny guy.
[21:39] ---
    Let's have a match
    without a ring next time!
[21:41] ---
    I'll think about it in the far distant
    future when I'm in good shape again!
[21:45] ---
    All right! Commander Shirahama, banzai!
[21:49] ---
    --It's the Shinpaku Federation's
    sweeping victory!
[21:50] ---
    --It's dangerous!
    --It's the Shinpaku Federation's
    sweeping victory!
[21:52] ---
    Let me down! I'll walk on my own!
[21:59] ---
    Shinpaku Chief...
[22:01] ---
    You've got a good subordinate.
[22:05] ---
    Subordinate?
[22:08] ---
    He's not my subordinate.
    He's my bad friend.
[22:16] ---
    A friend, huh?
[22:18] ---
    I see. I thought they were
    somehow different from us.
[22:23] ---
    I get it. They're friends.
[22:30] ---
    All right, we'll return in triumph!
    Head to our headquarters!
[22:33] ---
    --Ow, ow, ow... Don't stand on me, Niijima!
    --Shinpaku! Shinpaku! Shinpaku! Shinpaku!
[22:34] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:17] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:44] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    Oh? Isn't that Kisara-san of Ragnarok?
[24:09] ---
    Ugh! You're right! But I wonder what
    she's doing, kicking a cardboard box.
[24:14] ---
    What?! There's a kitten in that box!
[24:17] ---
    Let's kill her.
[24:19] ---
    Ahh! Miu-san! Please calm down.
[24:23] ---
    Don't worry. I said "kill,"
    but we'll stop halfway.
[24:28] ---
    I've never seen Miu-san like this before!
[24:31] ---
    I'm scared!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E38 - Cute Kitten! Hand-to-Hand Battle Among Women!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:38] ---
    Single Leg Takedown!
[01:48] ---
    To think that practical sumo takes a fall...
[01:51] ---
    ...I guess this is the end of my dream.
[01:53] ---
    What're you saying?!
[01:54] ---
    Huh?
[01:56] ---
    What I want is for you to quit street
    fighting as a member of Ragnarok!
[02:00] ---
    I don't remember betting your dream.
[02:06] ---
    Please master practical sumo at any cost!
[02:09] ---
    I think the dream you've
    crafted is really incredible!
[02:20] ---
    "Release Spirit" "Ready"
[02:26] ---
    Seventh Greatest Fist, Thor.
[02:29] ---
    We will, indeed, let the Chief know
    that you intend to leave Ragnarok.
[02:34] ---
    What's the matter, Valkyrie? This is
    a farewell beat-up, a rare occasion.
[02:37] ---
    You haven't given him any of your kicks.
[02:41] ---
    You should follow the rules
    that we all agreed upon...
[02:45] ---
    ...since it's important for friends to
    be united when fighting as a team.
[02:51] ---
    Friends, you said?
[02:54] ---
    Don't make me laugh.
[02:55] ---
    The guys in the Shinpaku Federation
    are what you'd call friends.
[02:59] ---
    Except for my best friend Sieg, I've
    never thought of you as my friends!
[03:06] ---
    Shinpaku Federation, huh?
[03:08] ---
    They're indeed an interesting group.
[03:11] ---
    Particularly that boy named
    Shirahama or whatever surprises me.
[03:15] ---
    I've never encountered a
    martial artist like that before.
[03:19] ---
    Just kick him already, Valkyrie.
[03:21] ---
    Someone who broke their pledge to
    Ragnarok deserves this punishment.
[03:25] ---
    A united group without
    fear and pain isn't too bad.
[03:29] ---
    Valkyrie!
[03:30] ---
    Okay, okay, Big Sis Freya.
[03:34] ---
    In any case, the Eight Greatest
    Fists is getting cleaned out.
[03:38] ---
    Who knows, we might get crushed
    by the Shinpaku Federation like this.
[03:43] ---
    That's a good joke.
[03:45] ---
    Later, guys.
[03:52] ---
    Hey, Freya, watch Valkyrie's moves.
[03:56] ---
    I think it's unlikely, but
    it's possible she might rebel.
[04:00] ---
    It's always been Freya's
    job to command Valkyrie
[04:03] ---
    since the time of Norse Mythology, too.
[04:06] ---
    I was going to do it
    even if you didn't tell me to.
[04:08] ---
    To me and my team, anyone who
    could harm Ragnarok is an enemy.
[04:22] ---
    Hey, Tochumaru-kun. Would you quit
    getting into my lunch box, please?
[04:33] ---
    I know you love bathing so you aren't dirty,
    but why do you just target mine?
[04:41] ---
    Perhaps it isn't just your
    lunch he's interested in.
[04:43] ---
    He might want to see the school as well.
[04:46] ---
    He's full of mysteries,
    just like Shigure-san, huh?
[04:50] ---
    Oh?
[04:51] ---
    What's the matter, Miu-san?
[04:57] ---
    Ohhh...
[05:01] ---
    It's a kitty.
[05:03] ---
    Oh, she's so cute!
[05:07] ---
    Ah! That's Ragnarok's...!
[05:09] ---
    Miu-san! Let's go! Miu-san!
[05:12] ---
    Oh?
[05:17] ---
    Whoa! That's mean!
[05:22] ---
    She kicked it into the back alley.
    What a terrible thing to do!
[05:26] ---
    Kenichi-san.
[05:27] ---
    --Hm?
    --Let's... kill her.
[05:30] ---
    Oh boy, she's mad!
[05:32] ---
    M-Miu-san, please calm down.
[05:37] ---
    Don't worry. I said "kill,"
    but we'll stop halfway.
[05:42] ---
    Stop halfway?! She'll still be half-dead!
[05:49] ---
    Miu throws anyone who comes
    up behind her unconditionally.
[05:53] ---
    Miu-san, calm down.
[05:57] ---
    If we talked to her, she might... Ugh!
[06:00] ---
    I've finally come to realize
    how diabolical Ragnarok is.
[06:09] ---
    I see. You're all alone, too, huh?
    Here, drink as much as you like.
[06:17] ---
    I'm sorry. Since I live in an
    apartment building, I can't keep you.
[06:22] ---
    Oh yeah! I'll bring you food every
    day until someone takes you in.
[06:27] ---
    It's lonely to be alone, isn't it?
[06:30] ---
    Oh, you're a nice person after all.
[06:36] ---
    Hi, it's been a while.
[06:38] ---
    Is that an abandoned cat? Poor thing.
[06:40] ---
    Please let me hold her, too. Please?
[06:43] ---
    C... C... Cow tits!
[06:50] ---
    A cat? Oh, you're right.
    So it was here. I didn't notice.
[06:55] ---
    You must be joking.
    You were giving her milk.
[06:59] ---
    I was just having my lunch. That's all!
[07:02] ---
    Then what's that?
[07:03] ---
    What?
[07:06] ---
    Th-Th... This is my lunch!
[07:11] ---
    Oh, this is good!
[07:13] ---
    Now now. We're not gonna go telling
    everyone about this, so don't worry.
[07:19] ---
    Telling everyone?
[07:21] ---
    If that alien of Shinpaku hears about this...
[07:25] ---
    Secret information! Valkyrie of
    Ragnarok is a great lover of cats!
[07:30] ---
    "Scoop"
[07:30] ---
    It turns out that she's a
    very kind, wonderful girl!
[07:37] ---
    It'll ruin me.
[07:40] ---
    Are you feeling sick or something?
[07:42] ---
    I... I'll kill you right here, right now.
[07:45] ---
    What?!
[07:52] ---
    "I don't care what you think"
    "Fight? Fine by me"
[07:55] ---
    Oh? I see a cat ahead, Bro.
[07:58] ---
    You're in our way! Scram!
[08:05] ---
    Is she all right?!
[08:12] ---
    Hello?! Are you guys all right?
[08:15] ---
    Whoa! The kicked area's in the worst shape!
[08:17] ---
    Wh-What the heck happened, Bro?
[08:21] ---
    I'm gonna quit being a delinquent.
[08:24] ---
    Good thing you didn't get hurt, kitty.
[08:27] ---
    Give her back to me!
[08:28] ---
    Ahh, can't I hold her a bit longer?
[08:32] ---
    Yes. As we expected, she made
    contact with them, Freya-sama.
[08:36] ---
    Yes, we shall continue to watch.
[08:38] ---
    If she acts in a way that indicates
    she's obviously in cahoots with them,
[08:42] ---
    please leave the rest to us... to Walkure.
[08:46] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[09:03] ---
    W-What's with the look and the big sigh?
[09:08] ---
    I'm still on my first can!
[09:11] ---
    Hmm? What is it?
[09:14] ---
    No, nothing.
[09:22] ---
    Apa?
[09:30] ---
    Miu-san...
[09:32] ---
    Hey, you two. One of you, take her in.
[09:35] ---
    I can't keep a cat because
    I live in an apartment building!
[09:38] ---
    I would love to, but my
    little sister is allergic to cats.
[09:45] ---
    I wanna have a cat!
[09:48] ---
    Tsk! Then what about you?!
[09:49] ---
    My place? My place is...
[10:01] ---
    No! My place isn't good!
[10:03] ---
    Let's not, for the cat's sake as well.
[10:06] ---
    Geez, you good-for-nothing!
[10:09] ---
    Are your big breasts
    your only redeeming point?!
[10:11] ---
    "Snap!"
[10:12] ---
    What did you say?!
[10:14] ---
    Cow tits! Cow tits!
[10:16] ---
    Stop it!
[10:21] ---
    Miu-san?
[10:22] ---
    You're going there again today?
    About tonight's dinner...
[10:26] ---
    Sorry, please excuse me today.
[10:28] ---
    Wai... t.
[10:32] ---
    Where can I find daikon... radish?
[10:35] ---
    What? Shigure-san...
    You're going to cook in place of me?
[10:38] ---
    Ye... s.
[10:42] ---
    Well... I guess I'll do it.
[10:45] ---
    Don't worry, just go.
    Leave the rest to me.
[10:49] ---
    I mean, leave it to Shigure-don and me.
[10:53] ---
    To tell you the truth,
    I'm actually a professional-level cook.
[10:55] ---
    Ma-san!
[10:56] ---
    He must've been hiding it so he'd
    have more time to read dirty books.
[11:01] ---
    Miu, you work too much.
[11:03] ---
    From now on, I'll diligently
    help you prepare meals.
[11:07] ---
    Cherish your private time more.
[11:10] ---
    Thank you very much, Ma-san!
[11:13] ---
    I love you!
[11:16] ---
    I guess to Miu-san, you weren't
    just a dirty old geezer, huh?
[11:20] ---
    Does that mean that to you
    I am just a dirty old geezer?
[11:25] ---
    Now, Kenichi.
[11:27] ---
    Isn't it about time you told
    us why Miu is acting strange?
[11:31] ---
    You're hiding something
    from us, aren't you?
[11:34] ---
    Keeping secrets isn't good, Kenichi.
[11:37] ---
    Hmm. Well, Ken-chan,
    what are you hiding?
[11:42] ---
    Th... That's...
[11:45] ---
    ...a secret just between the two of us!
[11:48] ---
    --Then talk to yourself. We'll just listen.
    --Ow, ow, ow, ow...
[11:51] ---
    I'm not saying you have to say it. But if
    you want us to hear it, say that keyword.
[11:56] ---
    There, there, apapa!
[12:00] ---
    Go, go, Sakaki!
[12:02] ---
    Go, go, Akisame!
[12:04] ---
    Go, go, Kenichi! Apapa pa!
[12:07] ---
    Don't strain yourself too hard, Ken-chan.
[12:10] ---
    Ge... Geronimo!
[12:29] ---
    "Take me now!"
[12:34] ---
    Oh?
[12:38] ---
    Look, look! It's a kitten!
[12:39] ---
    Yeah, you're right!
[12:40] ---
    Ugh!
[12:41] ---
    Let's go!
[12:42] ---
    Don't make eye contact with her!
[12:44] ---
    Oh, she's so cute!
[12:57] ---
    What are you doing?
[13:00] ---
    What? You again?
[13:02] ---
    What's going on?! I put a
    sign up just like you told me to!
[13:06] ---
    But no one would take her!
[13:07] ---
    If you're glaring like that,
    everyone will run away.
[13:10] ---
    I was born with these stern eyes,
    just like you've got your big breasts.
[13:13] ---
    You don't have to sit
    so close behind the box.
[13:16] ---
    What if a weirdo takes
    her when I'm not looking?
[13:20] ---
    I have to make sure the person is
    someone who'd make a good owner,
[13:23] ---
    as I'm the one who found her first.
[13:25] ---
    I do understand that you
    don't want to let her go.
[13:28] ---
    I do, but...
[13:30] ---
    If... If a decent person
    takes her, I'll give up.
[13:34] ---
    Oh?
[13:46] ---
    You like cats, don't you?
[13:48] ---
    Not really.
[13:50] ---
    Whoa... I've found a real bullhead.
[13:53] ---
    I love cats. They're all
    fluffy and always sleeping.
[13:58] ---
    In the old days when my
    grandfather and I were traveling
[14:01] ---
    to make the world a better place...
[14:03] ---
    T-Traveling to make
    the world a better place?
[14:05] ---
    Yes. Around then, no matter what town
    we visited, cats were as free as a bird.
[14:11] ---
    They always looked happy.
[14:16] ---
    I wanted to own a cat. But they say
    "cats get attached to their home," right?
[14:22] ---
    So to me, they were living beings that
    I could only look at as I was traveling.
[14:28] ---
    I used to own a cat.
[14:31] ---
    Amazing! That's amazing!
    What was she like? Please tell me.
[14:37] ---
    It was a small black cat. Her name was Noir.
[14:40] ---
    Noir-chan?
[14:41] ---
    When my parents were still getting along,
    they got her for my birthday.
[14:46] ---
    "Happy Birthday"
[14:47] ---
    Whoa! It's so cute!
    It's pitch black and fluffy!
[14:51] ---
    What're you going to name it, Kisara-chan?
[14:55] ---
    What? I can give it a name?
[14:56] ---
    Of course, it's your cat.
[15:00] ---
    Since it's pitch black, I'll call it "Kuro"!
[15:03] ---
    It doesn't seem to like that name.
[15:06] ---
    Then, "Kurotaro"!
[15:08] ---
    "Kurosuke"!
[15:10] ---
    "Kurobee"?
[15:12] ---
    Kisara, that cat is a girl.
[15:16] ---
    A girl? Then "Kuroko"!
[15:18] ---
    "Kuromi"?
[15:19] ---
    "Kuroe"?
[15:24] ---
    How about "Noir"?
[15:25] ---
    Noir?
[15:27] ---
    It means black in French.
[15:29] ---
    How do you like it, Noir?
[15:32] ---
    She looks happy.
[15:34] ---
    Noir! Noir!
[15:38] ---
    I've decided! Her name is Noir!
[15:41] ---
    "Happy Birthday"
[15:42] ---
    We'll be together forever, Noir.
[15:45] ---
    Together forever.
[15:49] ---
    It's a memory from the time
    my family lived together.
[15:52] ---
    Then how's Noir-chan doing now?
[16:01] ---
    Though she was small, she sure was brave.
[16:04] ---
    She fought a dog in order
    to protect me and died.
[16:10] ---
    Ahh! Why am I talking about this?!
    On top of that, I'm telling this to cow tits!
[16:14] ---
    Ah, you'll wake the kitty.
[16:18] ---
    Oh man... In this weather, I doubt
    anyone'll take her even if I wait longer.
[16:24] ---
    I'll take her home with
    me temporarily again today.
[16:27] ---
    I'm gonna put her in here
    so that she won't be noticed.
[16:29] ---
    I'll go buy an umbrella
    at the convenience store.
[16:32] ---
    It's not like I asked you to,
    so I'm not gonna thank you for that!
[16:35] ---
    That's okay!
[16:38] ---
    I'm surprised to see she takes
    the time to come here every day.
[16:42] ---
    To see you meeting
    her secretly this often...
[16:47] ---
    You can no longer make excuses!
[16:49] ---
    Walkure! What do you think you're doing?!
[16:53] ---
    Are you picking a fight with me,
    one of the Greatest Fists?!
[17:03] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[17:04] ---
    What did you say?! Then it's
    okay to have a cat at Ryozanpaku?!
[17:09] ---
    Yeah, that's no problem.
[17:11] ---
    I like animals for the most part.
[17:14] ---
    I used to own a cat.
[17:17] ---
    It's not like we're gonna make
    the cat train, so don't worry.
[17:21] ---
    My Tochumaru is stronger than... cats.
[17:25] ---
    She's been putting up with a lot.
[17:27] ---
    If it's just one cat, even with Ryozanpaku's
    financial situation, we'll probably be okay.
[17:35] ---
    I'll go and let her know right away!
[17:41] ---
    Oh? Tochumaru-kun!
    Why are you coming with me?
[17:45] ---
    Oh, I see! We'll have
    another friend at Ryozanpaku.
[17:49] ---
    You must be anxious to know
    what kind of cat she is, huh?
[17:58] ---
    I don't know what your intention is.
    But you're just a Greatest Fist's henchmen.
[18:02] ---
    You really think you can defeat me,
    the Eighth Greatest Fist?
[18:07] ---
    We've taken time and observed
    you this past few days.
[18:10] ---
    It'd be a dangerous fight if it's
    your usual self we're up against.
[18:14] ---
    But...
[18:15] ---
    ...if you have to fight while protecting
    that precious thing in your clothes,
[18:18] ---
    you can't even exhibit half
    of your real ability, can you?
[18:22] ---
    Freya-sama favored you highly, and yet
    you rebelled. We'll make you pay for it!
[18:56] ---
    Stop pestering me!
[19:06] ---
    We're greater in number! Close in on her!
[19:09] ---
    Yeah!
[19:18] ---
    Noir!
[19:29] ---
    Noir!
[19:30] ---
    Hmph! Is this cat that important to you?!
[19:33] ---
    Take her down!
[19:50] ---
    Oh...? This is strange.
[19:53] ---
    I wonder where Kisara-san went...
    in this rain without an umbrella.
[19:58] ---
    I don't know why, but
    something feels really wrong.
[20:02] ---
    I'll bet Miu-san will be happy.
[20:05] ---
    Say, Tochumaru-kun.
[20:06] ---
    What am I gonna do if her
    momentum makes her hug me?
[20:17] ---
    What a fool you are.
[20:18] ---
    If you abandon that thing,
    you could fight even all four of us.
[20:24] ---
    That's none of your business.
[20:27] ---
    This is bad. She isn't even moving a bit.
[20:30] ---
    I have to take her to a vet right away.
[20:32] ---
    Kisara... You once pledged loyalty
    to Freya-sama together with us.
[20:37] ---
    Why did you leave Walkure?
[20:40] ---
    Was being a subordinate of
    the Third Greatest Fist, Freya,
[20:42] ---
    not good enough for you?
[20:44] ---
    Did you just want to climb up
    to the rank of a Greatest Fist?
[20:47] ---
    Like I said, that's none
    of your stinking business!
[20:50] ---
    If it's just four of them,
    I can break through.
[20:56] ---
    She stepped on me?!
[20:59] ---
    Dammit! Hibiki!
[21:07] ---
    You're not getting away.
[21:09] ---
    Dammit! There was another one hiding!
[21:12] ---
    I have to take her to a hospital right away!
[21:15] ---
    Kisara-san! Kitty!
[21:20] ---
    Miu-san! Miu-san!
[21:23] ---
    Kenichi-san. What's the matter?
[21:26] ---
    Well, I've been looking for you.
[21:28] ---
    --As a matter of fact, I've got good--
    --Let me go! Out of my way!
[21:31] ---
    You're talking pretty tough
    for a wreck, aren't you?!
[21:34] ---
    I said let me go!
[21:39] ---
    Kitty! Kisara-san!
[21:41] ---
    Cow tits!
[21:43] ---
    Take her... Take Noir to a vet! She's hurt!
[21:47] ---
    It's my turn to protect you, Noir!
[21:51] ---
    Don't interfere!
[21:57] ---
    Any wounds?!
[21:58] ---
    Don't know! She fell on the road.
[22:00] ---
    That's the woman from Shinpaku
    that we heard about! Take her down!
[22:15] ---
    You girls need to cool down a bit.
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:17] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:44] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:04] ---
    Hey, Kenichi.
[24:06] ---
    Ah! Sh-Shigure-san!
    What're you doing here?!
[24:08] ---
    Let's go home now. Dinner will get cold.
[24:11] ---
    Go home? Do you
    understand what's going on here?
[24:14] ---
    We're surrounded by enemies, you know.
[24:16] ---
    On top of that,
    they even have weapons as well.
[24:19] ---
    Fighting with... weapons? Interesting.
[24:22] ---
    Don't think that you can go home alive
    after you pointed your weapons at me.
[24:26] ---
    This isn't good!
    Shigure-san's eyes are serious.
[24:29] ---
    Run! Everyone, run!
    Someone's gonna die!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E39 - Shigure's Personal... Lesson!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:42] ---
    You girls need to cool down a bit.
[01:50] ---
    Cow tits!
[01:52] ---
    Hurry! Hurry up and take her to a hospital!
[01:54] ---
    Okay!
[01:57] ---
    Don't let her escape!
[01:58] ---
    Follow her!
[01:59] ---
    Hold it!
[02:03] ---
    I'm not gonna let you interfere!
[02:07] ---
    Unhand her, you traitor!
[02:09] ---
    Useless old cow! Don't try to play hero!
[02:18] ---
    Stop it!
[02:22] ---
    What?!
[02:24] ---
    Hibiki! Are you okay?!
[02:26] ---
    Th-They're girls?!
[02:29] ---
    Oh no! I was so frantic that I
    didn't realize I was shoving girls!
[02:35] ---
    Hey, this guy is Kenichi Shirahama.
[02:37] ---
    Okay then. Don't follow that girl.
[02:40] ---
    Freya-sama will surely be
    happy if we bring him down.
[02:43] ---
    Wait! Who are you girls?!
[02:46] ---
    Do you belong to one
    of Ragnarok's enemies?!
[02:49] ---
    Boy are you stupid. We're from Ragnarok.
[02:52] ---
    We're Kisara's friends.
[02:57] ---
    She betrayed Ragnarok...
    no, she betrayed her friends!
[03:01] ---
    That's why we punished her.
[03:04] ---
    Now, enough chitchat.
    Be prepared, Kenichi Shirahama!
[03:11] ---
    You called me... stupid?
[03:13] ---
    You're the ones who're stupid!
[03:15] ---
    Huh?!
[03:15] ---
    If you punish someone
    because they betrayed you,
[03:18] ---
    you can't call that a friendship!
[03:21] ---
    A real friend would be supportive,
    particularly when you make a mistake!
[03:28] ---
    Sorry! I betrayed you again!
[03:32] ---
    E-Except for Niijima!
[03:35] ---
    Huh?!
[03:36] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about.
    If you won't start the fight, then we will.
[03:41] ---
    Sai?!
[03:46] ---
    A ball and chain?!
[03:51] ---
    Iron fans?!
[03:52] ---
    A staff?!
[03:56] ---
    These're tonfa!
[03:59] ---
    It's as if I'm in a weapons museum.
[04:01] ---
    You seem to be very familiar with them.
[04:03] ---
    Well, sort of...
[04:05] ---
    What's the matter?
    Quit dodging and come attack us!
[04:09] ---
    And you call yourself a
    Shock Troop Commander?!
[04:12] ---
    I have a feeling that they'll get
    upset again if I say this to them.
[04:15] ---
    Well, to tell you the truth...
[04:17] ---
    Hm?
[04:18] ---
    ...it's against my principles to harm women.
[04:24] ---
    --Don't mock us!
    --Ahhh!
[04:27] ---
    I knew it!
[04:29] ---
    Your concern is unnecessary.
[04:38] ---
    We're stronger than... men.
[04:43] ---
    Freya-sama!
[04:45] ---
    What was that?! That had a huge impact!
[04:47] ---
    Did she throw something?!
    I didn't see anything at all!
[04:51] ---
    Hmph. Kenichi Shirahama,
    Shinpaku's Shock Troop Commander...
[04:55] ---
    He wasn't that strong.
[04:58] ---
    Have you punished Kisara?
[05:00] ---
    Yes ma'am... since we
    found the proof of her betrayal.
[05:05] ---
    That girl was valuable...
[05:07] ---
    Okay then. I'll leave the rest to you.
[05:10] ---
    Yes ma'am!
[05:11] ---
    Go ahead and finish that guy as well.
[05:13] ---
    Yes ma'am!
[05:14] ---
    Do it!
[05:15] ---
    Whoa! Stop it!
[05:20] ---
    Hmph! Look at yourself! How miserable.
[05:23] ---
    So where did those
    high spirits from earlier go?
[05:30] ---
    Ahhhh! Enough!
[05:34] ---
    He's full of life!
[05:36] ---
    Didn't that beating he took
    affect him at all?! Is he a monster?!
[05:42] ---
    He's creepy!
[05:43] ---
    I've had about enough of this!
    What do you mean "creepy"?!
[05:51] ---
    I can't! I can't hit women.
[05:55] ---
    You're still saying that, you bastard?!
[05:57] ---
    Everyone, form the Valhalla Formation!
[06:01] ---
    This guy is incredibly tough.
    We'll beat him to the bitter end.
[06:05] ---
    Everyone, time to get serious.
[06:08] ---
    Take this! Attack From All Directions!
[06:11] ---
    It's an attack formation with no openings!
    Not even an ant can get out!
[06:15] ---
    No human in this world can dodge it!
[06:18] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama! Prepare yourself!
[06:26] ---
    I'm making a strategic withdrawal!
[06:29] ---
    N-No way...
[06:30] ---
    That damn monster...
[06:31] ---
    I-It seems I dodged that attack
    like Niijima would... Oh well...
[06:36] ---
    Don't let him get away! Chase him!
[06:41] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[06:44] ---
    Shigure-don, how're you doing?
[06:46] ---
    Whoa!
[06:48] ---
    Ai ya!
[06:51] ---
    I-I'll cook!
    Having a fire is really scary, so...!
[06:58] ---
    Y-You arrange the food on the plates.
    It's an important task, you know!
[07:04] ---
    Okay.
[07:10] ---
    Th-Those are some very
    innovative arrangements.
[07:12] ---
    Hey, the pot stickers are stacked up.
[07:15] ---
    That's Milan... style.
[07:17] ---
    What?! Is that what these are?!
[07:20] ---
    Now now, don't just say whatever.
[07:22] ---
    Kenichi and Miu are late.
    That's "the orange bird got mummified."
[07:27] ---
    Well, that would be
    "the mummy collector got mummified."
[07:34] ---
    Hey... Are you going to eat
    by yourself in the attic again?
[07:37] ---
    It's true that people let their
    guard down the most during meals,
[07:40] ---
    but why don't you join us for once?
[07:43] ---
    I guess that was a wasted suggestion.
[07:46] ---
    Once Kenichi...
[07:47] ---
    Hm?
[07:48] ---
    Once Kenichi and Miu get home,
    I'll eat with every... one.
[07:53] ---
    Oh?! Look who's talking now!
[07:58] ---
    She didn't even make eye contact
    with everyone up until recently.
[08:02] ---
    Kenichi-kun is having a good effect on her.
[08:06] ---
    Yes.
[08:08] ---
    Kenichi is la... te.
[08:12] ---
    Hold it!
[08:14] ---
    Hold it!
[08:14] ---
    A-All my enemies are women!
    On top of that, they use weapons!
[08:17] ---
    --Stop!
    --Hold it!
[08:19] ---
    I-Is it possible I'm...
[08:21] ---
    ...in a very big pinch?
[08:24] ---
    How can he run so fast
    when he's carrying someone?!
[08:27] ---
    Unit Two! Hurry in the direction
    of lot number 16 on the third block!
[08:31] ---
    Can I shake them off?!
[08:33] ---
    Hold it!
[08:33] ---
    Hold it! Hey!
[08:47] ---
    "Hase Animal Hospital"
[08:51] ---
    Hmm, she's just unconscious. That's all.
[08:54] ---
    R-Really, Doctor?!
[08:58] ---
    Don't worry, Miss. She's fine. She's fine.
[09:02] ---
    So don't cry.
[09:04] ---
    Okay... Okay!
[09:07] ---
    Isn't that great, Noir-chan? He said
    you'll be as good as new in no time!
[09:11] ---
    But just in case,
    I'll keep her until she wakes up.
[09:15] ---
    Thank you very much.
[09:17] ---
    Uhm... how much do I owe you
    including her overnight stay here?
[09:21] ---
    Hm?
[09:23] ---
    You don't owe me anything.
[09:25] ---
    Huh?
[09:26] ---
    She's an abandoned cat, isn't she?
[09:28] ---
    I'm moved that you're
    so worried about her.
[09:31] ---
    Oh yeah. I might as well look
    for a person who'd take her.
[09:37] ---
    What?! Really?!
[09:41] ---
    I don't want you to get your
    hopes up too high, though.
[09:45] ---
    Thank you very much!
[09:47] ---
    Hey, hey! Like I said, don't cry.
[09:50] ---
    Well then, if something
    happens, I'll let you know.
[09:52] ---
    "Hase Animal Hospital"
[09:53] ---
    Thank you very much.
[09:57] ---
    Ah! Kisara-san! I forgot about her!
[10:02] ---
    Hold it!
[10:03] ---
    Whoa! They're persistent!
[10:06] ---
    Stop!
[10:13] ---
    Dammit! There're more?!
[10:15] ---
    Okay! We did it!
[10:18] ---
    We've closed in on you from
    both sides. We've caught you!
[10:20] ---
    You can't escape now.
[10:23] ---
    I'm cornered!
[10:25] ---
    Valhalla Formation, Level Two!
[10:27] ---
    This is it!
[10:33] ---
    Th-Throwing stars?!
[10:39] ---
    Ugh!
[10:41] ---
    You're late.
[10:45] ---
    The food I arranged
    for dinner will get co... ld.
[11:02] ---
    Wh-Who is this woman?!
    Where did she come from?!
[11:05] ---
    These throwing stars stuck in the asphalt!
[11:08] ---
    Kenichi, what're you do... ing?
[11:10] ---
    What?
[11:11] ---
    It's Milan style, you know.
[11:12] ---
    Huh?!
[11:14] ---
    This is a pain.
    Let's take care of both of them.
[11:16] ---
    Okay!
[11:17] ---
    You're in our way!
[11:19] ---
    Whoa! Don't, you idiot!
[11:24] ---
    What?!
[11:35] ---
    Now!
[11:37] ---
    Now! Get out of here, everyone!
    This woman is very dangerous!
[11:41] ---
    Sh-Shigure-san! They're my friends.
[11:45] ---
    W-We were just fooling around a little.
[11:48] ---
    Dangerous?
[11:49] ---
    He's bluffing!
    Don't worry about it, just attack!
[11:51] ---
    Okay!
[11:55] ---
    Y-You idiots! I said don't do it!
[12:01] ---
    Don't think that you can go home alive...
    after pointing your weapons at... me.
[12:08] ---
    Ahhh! This is it...!
[12:12] ---
    Here I... come!
[12:15] ---
    No! Everyone will be killed!
[12:18] ---
    That's why I told them to get out of here!
[12:23] ---
    "Just kidd... ed."
[12:23] ---
    Just kidd... ed.
[12:30] ---
    A-A real sword?!
[12:32] ---
    Is she serious?
[12:33] ---
    Let's call Freya-sama for help.
[12:35] ---
    Don't panic!
    Have faith in our own strength!
[12:39] ---
    We'll do this by ourselves!
[12:41] ---
    That's right.
    Freya-sama entrusted this matter to us.
[12:45] ---
    We have to take care
    of this all by ourselves!
[12:47] ---
    Everyone! Scatter around and fight!
    Keep your distance from her!
[12:53] ---
    Wh-What's going on here?
    Who's this woman?!
[12:57] ---
    Shirahama? Why is he trembling?!
    What the heck happened?!
[13:02] ---
    Sh-Shigure-san! The way to say
    that would be "just kidding," right?
[13:06] ---
    No. That's how people say it at my place.
[13:09] ---
    Well, I live there too, you know.
[13:12] ---
    Hmph! So it was a bluff
    after all. Let's try it again!
[13:16] ---
    Okay!
[13:16] ---
    Wait!
[13:18] ---
    Kisara?!
[13:19] ---
    Kisara-san?!
[13:20] ---
    I'm your opponent.
[13:25] ---
    Shinpaku...! Take that
    woman and go home already!
[13:29] ---
    What?! N-No! You're in
    bad shape! That's reckless!
[13:34] ---
    I hate women who have big
    breasts and who use weapons.
[13:39] ---
    This is my fight.
[13:41] ---
    Are these... big?
[13:43] ---
    Well... quite a bit.
[13:45] ---
    K-Kisara-san!
[13:49] ---
    That's right.
    Using weapons would defeat the purpose.
[13:56] ---
    In order for a woman to fight a man
    on even terms, you need a weapon.
[14:00] ---
    Use that one, Kisara.
[14:03] ---
    I want to... fight men with my bare hands.
[14:09] ---
    Even if that means...
    I have to leave Walkure.
[14:16] ---
    If our goals are the same...
    we'll probably meet again some day.
[14:23] ---
    Climb up to where I am. You can do it.
[14:29] ---
    I'll be waiting, Kisara.
[14:33] ---
    Shigure-san?!
[14:35] ---
    Take a nap, you immature girl.
[14:39] ---
    Kisara-san! Are you okay?!
[14:41] ---
    What're you doing...
    to an injured person?!
[14:45] ---
    That's wh... y.
[14:46] ---
    What?
[14:47] ---
    There's no way... she can fight...
    in that condition... right?
[14:52] ---
    Shigure-san...
[14:55] ---
    Let's go ho... me. It's Milan style... so...
[14:59] ---
    What? Well, you say let's go home, but...
[15:06] ---
    I have to take care of them after all... huh?
[15:08] ---
    Don't take care of them!
[15:10] ---
    But they're in our way... right?
[15:13] ---
    At any rate...!
    Please don't use the Japanese sword.
[15:18] ---
    No chain and sickle or throwing stars!
[15:20] ---
    I forbid you to use any sharp objects!
[15:22] ---
    Tsk.
[15:23] ---
    Well then, I'll use this.
[15:24] ---
    Something like
    a rice scoop is most improper!
[15:26] ---
    What? A rice scoop?
[15:29] ---
    Why a rice scoop?
[15:30] ---
    A master piece created by Akisame.
[15:33] ---
    Are you gonna fight us with that thing?!
[15:35] ---
    Don't take us lightly, kimono lady!
[15:37] ---
    Looks like you need to be punished!
[15:39] ---
    Hmph!
[15:44] ---
    C-Can't be...! With a rice scoop?!
[15:47] ---
    M-My sai...
[15:49] ---
    It's chopped up...
[15:51] ---
    Hmph. You're no... good.
[15:54] ---
    When fighting someone at your level,
[15:55] ---
    using a Japanese sword or a rice
    scoop makes no differen... ce.
[16:00] ---
    Weapons are...
    the fists of a karate fighter,
[16:03] ---
    the knees of a Muay Thai boxer...
[16:05] ---
    They should be part of your... body.
[16:08] ---
    As long as you depend
    on the power of a weapon,
[16:10] ---
    you can't become the weapon's master.
[16:13] ---
    First, you need to
    become the master of yourself.
[16:18] ---
    Why are you leaving Walkure?
[16:20] ---
    Kisara! Are you defying Freya-sama?!
[16:23] ---
    I want to take my own path
    all the way. I am my own master.
[16:29] ---
    Shut up!
[16:31] ---
    Everyone! Let's fight without weapons!
[16:35] ---
    Don't both... er.
[16:38] ---
    Huh?!
[16:39] ---
    H-Hey!
[16:42] ---
    W-Wai...
[16:44] ---
    Why?! When did she...?!
[16:49] ---
    Hm? Kenichi... I, of all people...
    Did I graze your nose?
[16:54] ---
    N-No! I'm okay! Really, I'm okay!
[16:58] ---
    Dammit!
[16:59] ---
    You just wait and see, Kenichi Shirahama!
[17:02] ---
    Now... let's go home.
    Or Apachai will starve to dea... th.
[17:06] ---
    O-Okay.
[17:07] ---
    Wait!
[17:08] ---
    Hm?
[17:09] ---
    Let me go.
[17:09] ---
    What? H-Hey! Where're you going?
[17:12] ---
    Thanks for everything, Shinpaku.
[17:16] ---
    I have to go... settle things.
[17:19] ---
    W-Wait! You need to be treated!
[17:23] ---
    Shigure-san...
[17:26] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[17:28] ---
    Hm?
[17:30] ---
    Miu-san!
[17:31] ---
    So you're okay!
[17:33] ---
    Y-Yeah... thanks to Shigure-san.
[17:36] ---
    Ahem!
[17:37] ---
    Uhm, where's Kisara-san?
[17:39] ---
    Ah... Well...
[17:55] ---
    Big Sis Freya...
[18:01] ---
    So you really came here.
[18:02] ---
    You're probably thinking that you
    took us by surprise, but we knew it.
[18:09] ---
    I quit being your subordinate
    because I didn't want to use weapons.
[18:13] ---
    I may have wanted to surpass you
[18:15] ---
    by becoming one of
    the Greatest Fists with my kicks.
[18:18] ---
    But...
[18:22] ---
    ...I don't care about it any more.
[18:24] ---
    I've decided to go on my own path!
[18:28] ---
    Take care of the traitor!
[18:30] ---
    Yeah!
[18:37] ---
    I came here just to tell you that!
[18:39] ---
    The Kisara Crew will
    leave Ragnarok as of today!
[18:42] ---
    So long!
[18:43] ---
    Don't let her get away! Chase her!
[18:45] ---
    --Okay!
    --Wait!
[18:47] ---
    She's already received her
    farewell beat-up. Leave her alone.
[18:52] ---
    I don't get it... She was the most
    obedient to me and yet why...?
[18:57] ---
    The Shinpaku Federation...
[18:59] ---
    Hermit, too... Everyone who came
    in contact with that group got weird.
[19:07] ---
    Hey, don't modify it
    without my permission.
[19:10] ---
    Th-That was quick! So how did it go?
[19:14] ---
    The seeds I sowed started growing.
[19:16] ---
    Not only Hermit,
    but Valkyrie has also left Ragnarok.
[19:20] ---
    Vague anxiety is swirling within the group.
[19:25] ---
    Soon, Ragnarok will fall to
    pieces as well. It'll break apart.
[19:29] ---
    Loki-sama, you're thinking of
    something treacherous again, aren't you?
[19:33] ---
    Yeah, everything is part of
    my... the fighting advisor's plan.
[19:37] ---
    What?! Then your glasses being
    taken away was part of your plan?!
[19:41] ---
    Ahh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[19:46] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[19:47] ---
    You're late!
    What time do you think it is?!
[19:49] ---
    I'm sorry.
[19:51] ---
    Uhm... Where's Apachai-san?
[19:53] ---
    He starved to death.
[19:54] ---
    Ugh!
[19:55] ---
    Apa... apa...
[19:57] ---
    Apaaaaaaa!
[19:59] ---
    Whoa!
[20:01] ---
    Are you gonna eat the table, too?
[20:04] ---
    What do you think
    about the arrangeme... nt?
[20:06] ---
    Th-That's innovative.
[20:08] ---
    To see Kisara-san went somewhere
    without having her injuries treated...
[20:13] ---
    Miu! More food, please!
[20:16] ---
    Ah, okay!
[20:23] ---
    I'm sure she's okay.
[20:25] ---
    I was only thinking about the cat...
    I should've taken her to a hospital, too.
[20:31] ---
    She's a senior member of Ragnarok.
    I'm sure she's trained quite a bit.
[20:36] ---
    Kisara-san!
[20:38] ---
    Good! You're okay!
[20:41] ---
    Of course. I don't do weak training.
[20:45] ---
    M-More importantly...
[20:47] ---
    Hm?
[20:48] ---
    How's Noir? Is that kitten okay?!
[20:50] ---
    Ah! She's fine. She was unharmed.
[20:54] ---
    Is that right?
[20:56] ---
    Yes! And... the vet is kind enough to be
    searching for someone who'd take her.
[21:02] ---
    What?!
[21:03] ---
    Ugh!
[21:05] ---
    I-I see. Yeah. That'd be better.
[21:09] ---
    Yes! I'm sure he'll find a nice person.
[21:13] ---
    Hm?
[21:14] ---
    I feel like I'm forgetting something...
[21:18] ---
    Ah!
[21:19] ---
    What?! R-Really?!
[21:23] ---
    We can keep her at home?!
[21:25] ---
    I-I'm sorry! Things were
    happening so I forgot to tell you.
[21:30] ---
    Hurry, cow tits!
[21:32] ---
    Yes!
[21:32] ---
    "Hase Animal Hospital"
[21:35] ---
    We've always wanted to have a cat.
[21:38] ---
    We'll all take good care of her.
[21:40] ---
    Thank you, ladies.
[21:43] ---
    I've found a family who wanted a cat,
    so I proceeded on the matter...
[21:47] ---
    ...but maybe I shouldn't have?
[21:49] ---
    A family...
[21:51] ---
    Yeah... I think living with a family
    will make her happy. Right?
[21:58] ---
    Hmm...
[22:04] ---
    Please take good care of her.
[22:08] ---
    Bye-bye!
[22:10] ---
    Bye-bye!
[22:12] ---
    This is for the best. This is...
[22:14] ---
    Yes!
[22:17] ---
    I'm sorry!
[22:25] ---
    "Hase Animal Hospital"
[22:25] ---
    I'm sorry!
[22:27] ---
    Please forgive me now!
[22:28] ---
    No, not yet. Keep it up, cow tits!
[22:31] ---
    Ahh! I could've had a cat!
[22:33] ---
    Stop it! Stop it! It tickles!
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:17] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:44] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    The First Greatest Fist, Odin...
[24:07] ---
    It seemed like he was interested
    in my badge. I wonder why.
[24:11] ---
    Doesn't anything ring a bell?
[24:13] ---
    This is just a badge I got at a
    candy store when I was small,
[24:16] ---
    so there's nothing special
    that comes to my mind.
[24:19] ---
    Then, let's go to that candy store.
    You might be able to remember something.
[24:24] ---
    What? It's been many years.
    I bet that store is gone by now.
[24:29] ---
    Thinking will get us nowhere.
    Now, let's go!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E40 - The Place the Promise Was Made! Everything Started Here!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:33] ---
    Hey, you two there.
[01:35] ---
    You have no business with me,
    so stop following me!
[01:37] ---
    You don't have to be so upset. We take
    the same route home as you do. That's all.
[01:40] ---
    That's right.
[01:41] ---
    Tsk.
[01:43] ---
    Ah! That's Tanimoto-sama!
[01:45] ---
    Tanimoto-sama! Good-bye!
[01:46] ---
    Yeah, good-bye!
[01:50] ---
    Doesn't being two-faced
    all the time tire you out?
[01:53] ---
    Soon you won't be able to
    figure out which one is the real you.
[01:57] ---
    That's none of your business.
[01:59] ---
    Worry about yourself
    before you worry about others.
[02:02] ---
    Don't get carried away just because
    you defeated me, Sieg and the others.
[02:06] ---
    I'm not getting carried away at all.
[02:10] ---
    Ragnarok's top three Greatest Fists
[02:12] ---
    are on a different level
    from the other Greatest Fists.
[02:16] ---
    Those "Three of Cards" are indeed
[02:19] ---
    Ragnarok's predecessors
    and its original members.
[02:22] ---
    People attracted by their strength
    gathered and Ragnarok was formed.
[02:30] ---
    They've been ruling such a
    big group by force and fear
[02:32] ---
    with their minds, skills and bodies...
[02:34] ---
    They're outstanding in all those.
[02:38] ---
    The reason I joined
    Ragnarok in the first place
[02:41] ---
    was because I wanted to learn from
    their ability to bring a group together.
[02:45] ---
    They're all very sharp, too.
[02:49] ---
    But... if you fight one on one with them,
    you can defeat them, right? Right?
[02:56] ---
    No, I probably can't.
[02:59] ---
    Especially the First Greatest Fist...
    I can't defeat him as I am now.
[03:04] ---
    Rumor says that he received
    lessons from the Sage Fist directly.
[03:09] ---
    The one who saved you... The Sage Fist
    is the First Greatest Fist's master...
[03:19] ---
    You do have... your own expert masters,
    too, right? Though they're weird...
[03:24] ---
    Huh?
[03:25] ---
    Well... yeah... they're
    experts in weirdness as well.
[03:32] ---
    Then train like there's no tomorrow.
[03:34] ---
    Those "Three of Cards" guys are
    certainly getting stronger as we speak.
[03:39] ---
    Yes.
[03:41] ---
    Geez... You don't understand
    how good an environment you're in.
[03:50] ---
    He has a sharp tongue,
    but he's a nice person, isn't he?
[03:52] ---
    He gave you advice.
[03:55] ---
    Yeah.
[03:57] ---
    But to think that even
    Tanimoto-san can't defeat those people...
[04:03] ---
    Three of cards, huh?
[04:11] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[04:11] ---
    I can't find it!
    I can't find my badge anywhere!
[04:15] ---
    I'm pretty sure I put it
    on the collar of this shirt!
[04:20] ---
    Master Sakaki! Do you
    remember seeing it somewhere?
[04:23] ---
    Oh, that yin and yang thing?
    No, I didn't see it.
[04:27] ---
    I see. This is strange.
[04:31] ---
    "Erotica"
[04:49] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[04:52] ---
    I'm ready to go shopping no-- Ah!
[05:02] ---
    I found... it.
[05:05] ---
    Ahhh! That's my precious badge!
[05:07] ---
    What are you doing
    with it, Tochumaru-kun?!
[05:09] ---
    Hey. Give it back to Keni... chi.
[05:13] ---
    Oh? He won't let go.
[05:15] ---
    When he likes something,
    he's always like this.
[05:17] ---
    What?!
[05:19] ---
    Tochumaru-kun.
[05:21] ---
    How about exchanging it with this?
[05:24] ---
    It's a miniature bicycle
    that I made. I do it as a hobby.
[05:27] ---
    It's so detailed that you
    can even change the gears.
[05:40] ---
    Gee, how calculating...
[05:43] ---
    I can see you really cherish that badge.
[05:47] ---
    Huh? Ah, hmm...
[05:50] ---
    But I've completely forgotten the whole
    point of why it's so important to me.
[05:59] ---
    I see. It's not surprising that you don't
    remember things from when you were six.
[06:00] ---
    "Affection" "Love"
[06:05] ---
    Yeah... All I remember is exchanging
    the kitty badge I had then with this one.
[06:11] ---
    I see.
[06:12] ---
    You don't remember things that clearly
    from the time you were six either, right?
[06:17] ---
    Well, I guess not...
[06:23] ---
    Those who want to die, come forward!
[06:26] ---
    Do you swear that you
    won't eat humans ever again?!
[06:28] ---
    Bear?! Boar?! Anaconda?!
[06:32] ---
    It's rather like I try
    not to remember things.
[06:37] ---
    But those memories I have of
    rare peaceful, precious days...
[06:44] ---
    ...I'll never forget them.
[06:47] ---
    Oh? I'd like to hear it. What are
    those precious memories like?
[06:53] ---
    It's a secret.
[06:55] ---
    Ahh! If it's a secret,
    I'm more curious now!
[06:59] ---
    Speaking of which...
[07:01] ---
    ...I'm curious about what
    Ragnarok's First Greatest Fist said.
[07:06] ---
    Let's fulfill our promise from
    that day... some time... soon.
[07:14] ---
    That day? When was "that day"?
[07:17] ---
    Promise? What promise?
[07:20] ---
    I can't remember anything.
[07:22] ---
    Memories from my
    childhood are somehow vague.
[07:26] ---
    Come to think of it, the First Greatest
    Fist was staring at this badge then.
[07:31] ---
    Ah! Could it be that the person
    I exchanged badges with
[07:35] ---
    was the First Greatest Fist?!
[07:37] ---
    What?
[07:39] ---
    When you can't remember
    something no matter what,
[07:41] ---
    if you go to the place,
    it can give you a hint.
[07:45] ---
    Why don't we go to the
    place together if you like?
[07:48] ---
    The place? What?! You mean the candy
    store where I exchanged the badge?
[07:54] ---
    Since I moved once,
    it's in the neighboring town.
[07:57] ---
    Even if it's a bit far or even
    if it becomes a waste of time,
[08:00] ---
    it's better than fretting over not
    being able to remember things.
[08:04] ---
    U-Uhm...
[08:05] ---
    "Affection" "Love"
[08:08] ---
    Let's come back for these weights later.
[08:10] ---
    Did you always carry the key with you?
[08:13] ---
    Huh? Well, if someone
    attacks us during our shopping,
[08:16] ---
    we'd be at a disadvantage, right? So...
[08:18] ---
    I see... You had it, huh? I see...
[08:22] ---
    If you cheat, it wouldn't
    be good for you, right? So...
[08:26] ---
    Well, that's true, but... I see...
[08:30] ---
    Well, forget that and let's go... to the
    candy store in the neighboring town!
[08:37] ---
    Wow... This town has been
    redeveloped and looks so different.
[08:43] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
[08:44] ---
    Huh?
[08:45] ---
    Ah... well, when we
    were back at Ryozanpaku,
[08:48] ---
    taking off from making
    the world a better place,
[08:50] ---
    I used to come to the park
    near here for training runs.
[08:54] ---
    I see... when you were off from making
    the world a better place, huh? I see...
[09:01] ---
    Let's see... if I remember
    correctly, it's this way.
[09:13] ---
    Ah! That house...!
[09:18] ---
    I remember this house!
[09:21] ---
    Yeah... This area hasn't changed.
[09:24] ---
    Yeah. I feel like
    we've traveled back in time.
[09:41] ---
    This railroad crossing brings back memories.
[09:44] ---
    I often came here to watch trains.
[09:49] ---
    Yeah, I used to read the ads on the
    trains from the top of the cherry trees
[09:54] ---
    around here to train my
    dynamic vision abilities.
[09:57] ---
    If memory serves me, I drew
    on that wall and got scolded.
[10:01] ---
    Oh yeah... If I remember correctly,
    Grandpa pushed this utility pole and...
[10:05] ---
    And, and... I beat the crap out of about three
    thugs with Grandpa under that overpass.
[10:12] ---
    The scale of her memories are rather big...
[10:15] ---
    Ah... this isn't good. My memories all
    have something to do with martial arts.
[10:24] ---
    What're you saying? They're better
    than my mediocre, boring memories.
[10:29] ---
    And I don't even remember most of them.
[10:34] ---
    This park...
[10:37] ---
    I knew it!
[10:39] ---
    This is definitely the park...
[10:43] ---
    Come on, Miu-san!
[10:47] ---
    If we pass through this park, it'll be there!
[10:51] ---
    I often used this route as a shortcut.
[10:55] ---
    There it is!
[10:56] ---
    --Hurry up!
    --Wow!
[10:56] ---
    "Abaraya"
[11:01] ---
    So this store is still in business.
[11:05] ---
    Or rather, this place alone is
    exactly the way it was long ago.
[11:13] ---
    Kenichi-san...
[11:14] ---
    Hm?
[11:15] ---
    To tell you the truth, one of the
    memories of my precious days
[11:20] ---
    has something to do with this candy store.
[11:22] ---
    What?
[11:28] ---
    Hm?
[11:30] ---
    Is this...
[11:33] ---
    A long time ago,
[11:35] ---
    someone exchanged his kitty badge with
    my yin and yang badge at this place.
[11:40] ---
    Huh?
[11:41] ---
    Ah!
[11:43] ---
    Oh yeah, I remember now!
[11:45] ---
    That time, a girl was crying because
    she couldn't get the badge she wanted.
[11:50] ---
    I happened to have the kitty badge
    she wanted so I exchanged it
[11:53] ---
    with the yin and yang badge she had.
[12:01] ---
    When did you first notice about the badge?
[12:04] ---
    It was when I met you for the first time.
[12:13] ---
    Sky?
[12:19] ---
    I'm sorry!
[12:20] ---
    "You Can Make 100 Friends With This Book"
[12:20] ---
    That was reflex!
SIGN    "Karate Heaven" "Easy to understand" "Bonus DVD" "Let the Terrific Body Revolution Begin!"
[12:23] ---
    M-My books!
[12:25] ---
    L-Let me help you!
[12:30] ---
    Oh, boy...
[12:32] ---
    Let's see...
[12:36] ---
    I was convinced on our
    way home from the play,
[12:39] ---
    when you told me about the badge.
[12:43] ---
    That's the yin and yang
    from Chinese Taoist philosophy.
[12:48] ---
    Hmm... is that what it's called?
[12:51] ---
    A long time ago, I switched
    this with a badge with a kitty on it
[12:54] ---
    at the neighborhood candy store.
[12:55] ---
    It's been so long, I don't really
    remember a lot about it though.
[12:59] ---
    But I've been wearing it
    for no particular reason.
[13:01] ---
    I thought, "There's no mistake about it."
[13:04] ---
    You knew that long?
    Then why didn't you tell me sooner?
[13:09] ---
    Oh? It's rare to see you around here.
[13:11] ---
    Hm?
[13:12] ---
    Y-You are...!
[13:16] ---
    Hey... it's been 10 years, huh? Ken-chan.
[13:37] ---
    I thought it was about
    time for you to show up.
[13:39] ---
    Th-The First Greatest Fist!
[13:41] ---
    Huh?
[13:43] ---
    Don't be so tense. This is the first
    time in a long time we've met here.
[13:48] ---
    Let's forget the situation we are in for now.
[13:55] ---
    Incredible... He's showing
    his fighting spirit openly.
[13:59] ---
    I guess it's just natural,
[14:00] ---
    he's been in hellish training all
    this time in order to defeat this man.
[14:00] ---
    "Courage"
[14:09] ---
    See? As proof I don't intend to fight,
    I'm not wearing Ragnarok's gloves, right?
[14:14] ---
    Ah! You're right!
[14:17] ---
    Kenichi-san, please be a little cautious.
[14:21] ---
    He's the leader of the group that took
    Honoka-chan hostage, remember?
[14:24] ---
    What? But it wasn't him
    who took her hostage.
[14:28] ---
    We might be able to come
    to an understanding if we talk.
[14:30] ---
    In any case, this candy store
    hasn't changed at all, don't you think?
[14:35] ---
    The store owner was already
    an old lady when I was a child,
[14:39] ---
    and she hasn't changed even 10 years later.
[14:42] ---
    She might be some kind of monster.
[14:44] ---
    Yeah, this store is exactly
    as it was a long time ago.
[14:51] ---
    Uhm...
[14:52] ---
    How are your parents doing?
[14:55] ---
    Well, it's like they're doing too well.
[14:58] ---
    Does your father still do clay shooting?
[15:01] ---
    Ah, yeah. He got some sort
    of a prize again the other day.
[15:06] ---
    He's pretty skilled as always.
[15:09] ---
    Well, indeed...
[15:12] ---
    Who is this man?
[15:16] ---
    Oh boy... his look tells that he
    doesn't remember this person at all.
[15:20] ---
    I noticed it last time I saw you too, but
    you wear that badge all the time, huh?
[15:27] ---
    I'm really glad that
    you remember our promise.
[15:31] ---
    Ah, hmm... y-yeah...
[15:34] ---
    Then, is the park over there suitable?
    Let's start right away.
[15:39] ---
    What? Eh... S-Start what?
[15:43] ---
    "Start what?" "Start what?" you said?!
[15:46] ---
    Ahh!
[15:47] ---
    Hey, say my name!
[15:49] ---
    I'm sorry! I can't remember it!
[15:52] ---
    I knew it.
[15:57] ---
    Old lady! I want these, please!
[15:59] ---
    Okay. Here's your change, 3 million yen.
[16:03] ---
    Uhm... well...
[16:05] ---
    "Yummy Stick"
[16:07] ---
    What?!
[16:12] ---
    The way you open the Yummy Stick...!
[16:19] ---
    Could it be...
    that you're Ryuto Asamiya-kun?!
[16:23] ---
    So you finally remembered me.
[16:25] ---
    You're as easy-going as ever.
[16:27] ---
    Whoa... It brings back memories.
    Has it been about 10 years?
[16:31] ---
    Well, that's what I've been telling you.
[16:34] ---
    When I was a child, you were the
    only one who was shorter than I was,
[16:38] ---
    but you're this tall now.
    I didn't notice it was you.
[16:42] ---
    You haven't changed.
[16:47] ---
    So, have you remembered
    the promise, the important thing?
[16:50] ---
    Drinking juice on this bench like this...
[16:55] ---
    ...vaguely brings back
    memories from those days.
[17:00] ---
    What? What? What'd you get?
[17:03] ---
    If I remember correctly, you
    got a strange-looking kitty badge
[17:05] ---
    from the gachacacha machine and...
[17:07] ---
    I'll give this to you. This doesn't look cool.
[17:09] ---
    What?!
[17:10] ---
    It's a waste if we throw it away, right?!
[17:13] ---
    You forced it on me.
[17:15] ---
    N-No, I didn't! You wanted it.
[17:19] ---
    Oh? Did I, really?
[17:22] ---
    Then, a mysterious girl came and...
[17:28] ---
    Excuse me...
[17:31] ---
    --How can I get a capsule from this?
    --...asked us how to use
    the gachagacha machine.
[17:35] ---
    And she was devastated.
[17:38] ---
    I don't want a yin and yang badge!
    I want a kitty badge!
[17:45] ---
    It was because I begged Grandpa
    and was given just one chance to try it.
[17:52] ---
    I wanna try it! I wanna try it!
[17:55] ---
    I guess it can't be helped...
[17:59] ---
    So I...
[18:03] ---
    Say you... uhm...
[18:06] ---
    If you like, I'll give this to you.
[18:11] ---
    The badge would probably feel
    happier if someone who wants it has it.
[18:17] ---
    But... if I get things from a stranger...
    I'll be... scolded by Grandpa.
[18:26] ---
    Then, why don't you exchange
    that badge with this one?
[18:31] ---
    I thought that badge
    looked kinda cool, so...
[18:34] ---
    Whoa! Are you sure?!
[18:42] ---
    Thank you!
[18:47] ---
    So I barely remembered up to that point.
[18:50] ---
    There was a far more incredible
    thing that happened after that!
[18:52] ---
    Now, drink more and remember it!
[18:54] ---
    "Special Technique: Chugalug Soda"
[18:56] ---
    Oh, how vulgar...
[19:01] ---
    Oh yeah, if I remember correctly,
    I had a scary experience then,
[19:05] ---
    so I tried hard to forget it.
[19:09] ---
    Come to think of it now,
    they must've been land sharks.
[19:12] ---
    Three scary people drew
    closer to the old lady and...
[19:16] ---
    Are you listening, you old hag?
[19:18] ---
    This isn't good... Let's go, Ryuto-kun.
[19:21] ---
    Yeah.
[19:23] ---
    Stop it.
[19:24] ---
    Huh?!
[19:26] ---
    Ah!
[19:30] ---
    I won't let rogues pass unpunished!
[19:35] ---
    That's right.
    I saw something incredible then.
[19:39] ---
    Sorry. I kept my eyes
    closed since I was scared.
[19:42] ---
    What a wimp.
[19:44] ---
    Even now, I can't forget... her movements.
[19:51] ---
    They were beautiful and sharp as if
    they were feathers that cut the wind.
[19:55] ---
    It really happened in just a moment.
[19:57] ---
    After that, that girl just went somewhere.
[20:01] ---
    Oh, yeah! That's right! You and I
    promised that we'd become strong
[20:06] ---
    like that mysterious girl
    some day, didn't we?!
[20:08] ---
    Oh, wow... It makes me feel nostalgic.
[20:11] ---
    I must've treasured this badge all this
    time because it has lots of memories.
[20:17] ---
    Oh, yeah, Ryuto-kun!
[20:19] ---
    I have to introduce
    someone incredible to you.
[20:24] ---
    Tada!
[20:25] ---
    Believe it or not, this person is
    that kitty badge girl, Miu Furinji-san.
[20:32] ---
    Isn't this an incredible coincidence?
    I live in a dojo with her.
[20:49] ---
    Oh? I see...
[20:52] ---
    Ken-chan, I want to check one thing.
[20:57] ---
    What does "battle" mean to you?
[21:00] ---
    What? What's the matter all of a sudden?
[21:02] ---
    Answer me!
[21:05] ---
    Well... if I had to say, I'd say it's a "blade"
[21:10] ---
    used to carry out what
    you feel is right, I guess.
[21:14] ---
    Hmph! You're a hypocrite as always.
[21:18] ---
    To see you understand
    nothing even after 10 years.
[21:21] ---
    Wait, Ryuto-kun.
[21:23] ---
    If you're the leader of Ragnarok,
    you should be able to end the on-going,
[21:26] ---
    pointless battle with
    the Shinpaku Federation!
[21:31] ---
    "Pointless battle"?
[21:34] ---
    You really don't get it, do you?!
[21:38] ---
    Fighting itself has a meaning!
    It's an action of significance!
[21:42] ---
    Defeating your enemy by fighting!
[21:44] ---
    That's the only undisputable
    sacred power in this world!
[21:48] ---
    You did swear on that day,
    too, that you'd become strong!
[21:55] ---
    I'll ask you, Ragnarok's First
    Greatest Fist, one more time.
[22:02] ---
    Please stop the pointless battle.
[22:06] ---
    I said it's not a pointless battle, didn't I?
[22:11] ---
    Okay then... I'll respond to your request...
[22:16] ---
    ...as Odin, the First Greatest Fist.
[22:22] ---
    The answer is "no."
[22:25] ---
    The real promise you've
    forgotten... Let's fulfill it now.
[22:31] ---
    Real... promise...?!
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice
    but to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:17] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:43] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    What a waste.
[24:06] ---
    It looks like you're
    surrounded by first-class experts,
[24:10] ---
    but your soft personality
    is ruining everything.
[24:13] ---
    What'd you say?!
[24:14] ---
    Come at me with the intent to kill.
[24:16] ---
    Or you won't be able to break
    through my sphere of control.
[24:19] ---
    Sphere of control?!
[24:21] ---
    Hmph. I'm surprised... to see you
    don't know what a sphere of control is.
[24:26] ---
    And you think you're going to defeat me?
[24:28] ---
    Shut up! I don't care
    about the sphere of control!
[24:31] ---
    Here I come!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E41 - Terror Of The Sphere Of Control! A Dragon Descends!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:30] ---
    Hey... it's been 10 years, huh? Ken-chan.
[01:34] ---
    "Yummy Stick"
[01:36] ---
    What?!
[01:41] ---
    The way you open the Yummy Stick...!
[01:49] ---
    Could it be... that you're
    Ryuto Asamiya-kun?!
[01:52] ---
    Fighting itself has a meaning!
    It's an action of significance!
[01:56] ---
    Defeating your enemy by fighting!
[01:58] ---
    That's the only undisputable
    sacred power in this world!
[02:02] ---
    You did swear on that day,
    too, that you'd become strong!
[02:06] ---
    Please stop the pointless battle.
[02:10] ---
    Okay then... I'll respond to your request...
[02:15] ---
    ...as Odin, the First Greatest Fist.
[02:22] ---
    The answer is "no."
[02:24] ---
    The real promise you've forgotten...
    Let's fulfill it now.
[02:31] ---
    The real promise we made 10 years ago...
[02:32] ---
    Is it possibly just to fight...
    Ryuto Asamiya-kun?
[02:36] ---
    Rather, First Greatest Fist?!
[02:40] ---
    A duel... between men.
[02:43] ---
    If you lose, I'll take that badge.
[02:45] ---
    What? My badge?
[02:49] ---
    You want this gachagacha
    badge bad enough to fight for it?
[02:53] ---
    Could it be that you're a badge nut?!
[02:55] ---
    Enough chitchatting.
    Come on, Kenichi Shirahama!
[03:00] ---
    I don't really know what's going on,
    but I guess I have no choice. I'll fight!
[03:04] ---
    What?
[03:05] ---
    What is it, Miu-san?
[03:06] ---
    You'll fight just like that? I thought
    you'd try persuading him more.
[03:10] ---
    But when I reunite with my
    best friend after 10 years,
[03:14] ---
    he's become the leader
    of a delinquent group.
[03:16] ---
    A real best friend would help him
    reform even if it has to be by force, right?
[03:20] ---
    Moreover, he's Ragnarok's
    First Greatest Fist.
[03:23] ---
    Beating him down is the only
    way I can make him understand!
[03:29] ---
    Even after 10 years,
    you're a hypocrite as always.
[03:36] ---
    Let's see who'll end up
    having a change of heart.
[03:42] ---
    He's angry. This is rare.
[03:45] ---
    Ryuto-kun... You were the only one
    who was shorter and frailer than I was.
[03:50] ---
    And you were kinder, too.
    And yet, why...?!
[03:53] ---
    Wake up, Ryuto!
[04:03] ---
    Phew! I'm impressed, to be honest.
[04:05] ---
    You're the first man who violated
    my sphere of control this far.
[04:09] ---
    Just what kind of intensive
    training have you had?
[04:16] ---
    But now, you've lost your
    last chance to defeat me.
[04:21] ---
    You see, your only
    chance was your first strike,
[04:24] ---
    before I'd discerned your abilities.
[04:27] ---
    You restrained your power when your
    fist was about to strike me, didn't you?
[04:33] ---
    I'm right, huh? Was that
    consideration towards me?
[04:37] ---
    You make me laugh.
[04:38] ---
    Dammit! I'll hit him this time for real!
[04:54] ---
    You're okay... aren't you?
[04:56] ---
    What the hell was that intimidating air?!
[05:02] ---
    This is a very rare phenomenon!
    To see you treat me, Kizu-pon.
[05:08] ---
    I wonder if this is the end of the world.
[05:09] ---
    I won big at the horse races.
[05:11] ---
    I thought I'd treat
    you too while I treat him.
[05:13] ---
    Don't worry about it, Honoka.
    He won pretty much because of my help.
[05:18] ---
    He can get along with animals in no time
    and understand their language, so...
[05:24] ---
    Apa, apa! Apa!
[05:28] ---
    "I'm in excellent condition!!"
[05:30] ---
    But it's all about luck if you win or not.
    Fate is something cod only throws.
[05:34] ---
    A cod what?
[05:35] ---
    That's "God only knows."
[05:37] ---
    That's another way of saying it.
[05:39] ---
    I see. Then I'll appreciate
    Apachai rather than Kizu-pon.
[05:42] ---
    I don't care who you appreciate,
    but stop calling me that, will you?
[05:46] ---
    Ouch! Hey, man. You missing
    your eyes or something?!
[05:53] ---
    Huh? Can't you see two eyes right here?!
[06:00] ---
    Whoa! That's amazing! He fell when
    you didn't even touch him! What'd you do?
[06:05] ---
    Spirit poisoning.
[06:06] ---
    Food poisoning?
[06:07] ---
    No. Animals instinctively sense threats
    from their natural enemies, right?
[06:13] ---
    That ability remains in humans
    as well, although it's diminished.
[06:17] ---
    In fights between superb martial artists,
    this "spirit poisoning" is quite important.
[06:22] ---
    It's used in feints or to intimidate in order
    to contain your opponent's movements.
[06:26] ---
    Well, experts at our level can defeat
    their enemies using only spirit poisoning,
[06:30] ---
    which is called a "Stare Down."
[06:34] ---
    What's the matter? Come on!
[06:49] ---
    What on Earth is this intimidating air I
    feel each time I get close to Ryuto-kun?!
[06:53] ---
    The spirit poisoning is strong.
    He's got quite a menacing spirit.
[06:57] ---
    What's the matter, Kenichi?
    What're you afraid of?
[07:01] ---
    You've always been kind, haven't you?
[07:04] ---
    That kindness is the flip side
    of your weakness, you coward!
[07:10] ---
    Ryuto!
[07:13] ---
    Ah! No!
[07:19] ---
    Crossing Shot Down!
[07:22] ---
    I never ease up on my attack...
    not like a certain someone.
[07:28] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[07:32] ---
    So this is your ability... I'm disappointed.
[07:35] ---
    Furinji-san!
[07:39] ---
    I don't think a wimp
    like him deserves you.
[07:46] ---
    You haven't seen the real
    Kenichi-san, have you?
[07:50] ---
    Hm?
[07:58] ---
    What was that?! I felt a quiet but
    heavy spirit! Could it be it was from him?!
[08:05] ---
    I see... I was daunted by
    your aggressiveness, wasn't I?
[08:09] ---
    But when it comes to
    fighting spirit, I'll never lose!
[08:12] ---
    This isn't like me. I really panicked.
[08:16] ---
    Now, hold on to me.
[08:18] ---
    Don't touch me, Miu-san!
    I'm in the middle of a duel!
[08:24] ---
    Whoa! You stood up!
[08:28] ---
    I can't touch him. I can't touch him.
[08:30] ---
    Looks like it affected your legs quite a bit.
[08:34] ---
    Not at all!
[08:36] ---
    That's the spirit!
[08:38] ---
    Dammit! That was an incredible thrust.
[08:42] ---
    He used the momentum of my dash.
[08:45] ---
    In addition, to think that he neutralized
    my thrust by making it rub his body!
[08:50] ---
    What's the matter? It didn't
    affect you at all, right? Come on.
[08:55] ---
    Dammit!
[09:01] ---
    What amazing aggressiveness.
    Was Kenichi-san daunted by it again?
[09:07] ---
    How impertinent!
[09:09] ---
    --Again! A bottomless fighting spirit!
    --Huh?
[09:13] ---
    He wouldn't be able to reach
    this level through ordinary training!
[09:15] ---
    Kenichi-san! Do a break fall!
[09:20] ---
    Phew! It's amazing. Is it really
    possible for someone to do a break fall
[09:24] ---
    when dropped from that position?
    It's like something out of a movie.
[09:26] ---
    He doesn't get thrown
    every day for nothing.
[09:29] ---
    Just in terms of doing break falls,
    Kenichi-san is at an Olympic level.
[09:33] ---
    In other words,
    he's a genius at being beaten.
[09:37] ---
    Miu-san! Shut up for a while!
[09:39] ---
    Ryuto!
[09:41] ---
    But you're still inexperienced.
[09:42] ---
    It's no use!
[09:49] ---
    Why you!
[09:50] ---
    Ow, ow, ow.
[09:59] ---
    Amazing! The moment the thrusts enter
    his range, he deflects them all perfectly!
[10:07] ---
    Good grief, what a waste.
[10:10] ---
    It looks like you're
    surrounded by first-class experts,
[10:14] ---
    but your soft personality
    is ruining everything.
[10:18] ---
    What'd you say?!
[10:20] ---
    Come at me with the intent to kill.
[10:22] ---
    Or you won't be able to break
    through my sphere of control.
[10:25] ---
    Sphere of control?!
[10:27] ---
    Just as I expected... it seems that you
    only know the first step of martial arts.
[10:33] ---
    "Seek first to expand, and
    then seek to contract later."
[10:36] ---
    The sphere of control is your own zone
[10:39] ---
    that you can see when
    you reach this "contraction."
[10:41] ---
    Uhm...
[10:43] ---
    Tsk! I'll show it to you in a way
    that an idiot can understand.
[10:45] ---
    What'd you say?!
[10:47] ---
    First relax it... and later tighten it.
[10:52] ---
    Look. Mine is from here... to here.
[10:57] ---
    I'll capture, wield and destroy everything
    that enters this sphere without fail.
[11:01] ---
    This is indeed the essence of martial arts.
[11:04] ---
    I don't get what he's saying, but it's
    true that all of my attacks are deflected.
[11:08] ---
    Now that it's come to this,
[11:10] ---
    I'll use that combo attack where I link
    all of my martial art special techniques!
[11:15] ---
    Yamazuki! Kao Loi! Ox Head-Butt!
[11:19] ---
    Single Leg Takedown!
[11:26] ---
    Take this! The Mightiest Combo!
[11:28] ---
    Yamazuki!
[11:30] ---
    Kao Lo...
[11:32] ---
    Oops.
[11:33] ---
    What?! My killer technique
    was blocked so easily!
[11:37] ---
    Your two-handed thrust at
    the beginning almost got me.
[11:40] ---
    However, there's no attack
    I can't evade using this fighting method
[11:43] ---
    where I deal with everything
    that enters the sphere of control
[11:46] ---
    by reflex without depending on vision.
[11:50] ---
    Why don't you try it, too?
[11:54] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[12:01] ---
    As expected, you can't do it, huh?
[12:03] ---
    You can't evade my two-handed thrust
    as long as you depend on your vision.
[12:10] ---
    Why? I took it as if I was sucked into it!
[12:14] ---
    I'll take your badge as promised.
[12:19] ---
    I have nothing to look back about now.
[12:23] ---
    Why...? Why do you want
    that badge that badly?
[12:27] ---
    It's not that I want the badge.
[12:31] ---
    This man did something
    unforgivable to me ten years ago.
[12:35] ---
    I just wanted to pay him back for that.
[12:38] ---
    Something unforgivable?
[12:40] ---
    Oh by the way, Kenichi... I don't know if
    this'll replace it, but I'll give this to you.
[12:49] ---
    This is... a medal for a loser.
[13:02] ---
    Oh yeah... Your group...
    the Shinpaku Federation, was it?
[13:07] ---
    Since it seemed interesting I let it live,
    but I don't care about it any more.
[13:13] ---
    I'll eliminate it. Sorry.
[13:18] ---
    Hang in there!
    Hang in there, Kenichi-san!
[13:36] ---
    Hey, Tanimoto!
    Join the Shinpaku Federa--
[13:41] ---
    How many times do I have to tell you?
[13:43] ---
    I have no intention of
    joining your suspicious group.
[13:47] ---
    If you talk to me again... I'll kill you.
[13:49] ---
    G-General!
[13:51] ---
    Are you okay?!
[13:53] ---
    He's too dangerous as expected.
[13:55] ---
    He's quite hard to deal with.
[13:58] ---
    Listen, you guys. You think Ragnarok
    will keep quiet when they lost four
[14:03] ---
    of their Greatest Fists because
    of us, the Shinpaku Federation?
[14:06] ---
    It's a matter of time before it
    turns into an all-out war with them.
[14:10] ---
    When that happens,
    he'll be a help to us for sure.
[14:13] ---
    But...
[14:15] ---
    I'm a man who turns
    even his falls to good use.
[14:20] ---
    My plans are flawless,
    not even a single flaw.
[14:23] ---
    I've secretly arranged
    cooperation from a certain man!
[14:30] ---
    Amazing!
    When did you get a guy like this?
[14:34] ---
    Just as would be
    expected from you, General!
[14:35] ---
    Just wait and see, Tanimoto.
    You're already mine.
[14:43] ---
    You've got some guts. To see
    that you tried to ambush Ragnarok.
[14:47] ---
    "Shinpaku"
[14:47] ---
    But you should've brought more people...
[14:50] ---
    ...if you intend to defeat me,
    Loki-sama, the fighting advisor.
[14:54] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[14:54] ---
    Shut up, you fat fake. This is enough
    to deal with the unit of Loki doubles...
[14:59] ---
    ...since, as you can see...
[15:02] ---
    ...Hermit, the former Ragnarok's
    Sixth Greatest Fist, is on our side.
[15:10] ---
    Th-That's a lie! Hermit-sama is?!
[15:13] ---
    Oh, oops. That jerk Hermit is?!
[15:16] ---
    That's right!
    We showed him every courtesy
[15:19] ---
    and won him as one of the Shinpaku
    Federation's Four Admirals!
[15:26] ---
    Can't be! No, this is impossible.
[15:29] ---
    That man is...
[15:31] ---
    Hermit wouldn't become a
    subordinate to someone so easily!
[15:35] ---
    He's a fake! I-I think he looks
    a little different in size as well.
[15:39] ---
    I bet he's just a sham, useless jerk!
[15:41] ---
    Get him!
[15:43] ---
    Yeah!
[15:49] ---
    He's strong! He's the real one!
    Get out of here! Retreat! Retreat!
[15:52] ---
    There's no way you can defeat
    one of the real Eight Greatest Fists!
[15:55] ---
    Go spread the word
    that Hermit joined Shinpaku!
[16:00] ---
    This is a plan to advertize
    that Hermit is in Shinpaku.
[16:04] ---
    When things go that far, even
    Tanimoto can no longer back out.
[16:08] ---
    That's an interesting thing
    you're doing... you worm.
[16:18] ---
    Stop it, Hermit.
[16:20] ---
    Looks like you're somewhat capable.
    Who the hell are you?
[16:24] ---
    Show who you are, new member.
[16:33] ---
    Sieg...!
[16:37] ---
    A very good melody is
    coming to my mind somehow.
[16:41] ---
    Oh, Hermit! I bet this is a
    melody of joy for our reunion!
[16:47] ---
    I'll make a note of it.
[16:48] ---
    Hey, Sieg! The greeting should be first!
[16:51] ---
    Wh-Why did Sieg join this worm's group?
[16:54] ---
    It's a long story.
[16:57] ---
    Well, I'll explain it to him...
[17:00] ---
    ...by singing!
[17:03] ---
    ♪ I was feeling that I had reached
    the limit of my composing method. ♪
[17:07] ---
    ♪ So I went to the sea and cried all day. ♪
[17:12] ---
    ♪ There a single melody descended. ♪
[17:14] ---
    ♪ It was a brave, confident melody. ♪
[17:18] ---
    ♪ Yes, it was the encounter
    with Niijima-sama. ♪
[17:23] ---
    ♪ That amazing melody
    was indeed a revolution. ♪
[17:29] ---
    ♪ And I decided to join
    the Shinpaku Federation. ♪
[17:39] ---
    I don't get it at all.
[17:41] ---
    No matter how hard you struggle,
    you won't be able to escape from me.
[17:45] ---
    The plan to steal your locker key
    and borrow your costume was right on!
[17:50] ---
    I bet Ragnarok will now think that you're
    a member of the Shinpaku Federation.
[17:56] ---
    No matter how hard you resist,
    I'll accumulate a series of fait accompli!
[18:01] ---
    Then Ragnarok and
    delinquents throughout town
[18:03] ---
    will come after you as
    one of the Shinpaku Admirals!
[18:07] ---
    Everyone will be trying to take you down.
[18:10] ---
    Can you fight a war against
    all of them by yourself?
[18:18] ---
    Here's some friendly advice.
    Join us now, before it's too late. Okay?
[18:28] ---
    I told you that I'd kill you if
    you talked to me again, didn't I?
[18:30] ---
    Looks like you wanna die, huh?
[18:31] ---
    Wait, Hermit.
[18:33] ---
    I have a special skill that allows me
[18:35] ---
    to see through the melodies
    that people are clad in.
[18:38] ---
    And your elegiaco...
    that sorrowful melody of yours...
[18:43] ---
    ...will only be eased little by little
    by being among these people.
[18:47] ---
    It's your fate that you'll
    come back to this side.
[18:51] ---
    Hmph! I don't get what
    you're saying at all. See ya.
[18:56] ---
    I hereby declare...
    that you will definitely come back!
[19:03] ---
    Ah! Give me back my
    clothes and the locker key!
[19:07] ---
    See, I told you.
[19:19] ---
    Dammit!
[19:20] ---
    I'm okay, now, so...
[19:24] ---
    Are you sure?
[19:27] ---
    Yes... I'm okay, so please
    don't try comforting me.
[19:32] ---
    I see. Then...
[19:35] ---
    "Endurance" "Courage"
[19:38] ---
    Ugh!
[19:40] ---
    We were still in
    the middle of shopping, so...
[19:44] ---
    So you really don't intend to
    comfort me even a bit, huh?
[19:47] ---
    Of course not...
[19:49] ---
    ...because you're still alive, Kenichi-san.
[19:52] ---
    Huh?
[19:53] ---
    True loss for a martial artist is death.
[19:56] ---
    As long as you're alive, you'll have a chance
    to come back from defeat one day for sure.
[20:02] ---
    Kenichi-san,
    I'm really glad that you're alive.
[20:11] ---
    As long as I'm alive, one day I
    will... huh? She's really amazing.
[20:16] ---
    Let's see, I wonder
    which one's fresh today.
[20:16] ---
    "Fish Market"
[20:20] ---
    Shopping as usual...
[20:22] ---
    Oh? You didn't ask for
    cheese and fish cake today.
[20:25] ---
    But she is more talkative than usual.
[20:29] ---
    Let's see... which one's better?
[20:31] ---
    That's right. Although I was defeated,
    I won't be a loser!
[20:36] ---
    That's the face of a loser.
[20:38] ---
    Ow...
[20:39] ---
    "Face of a loser"
[20:40] ---
    Yeah, that's true.
    We can tell from your look.
[20:42] ---
    Don't lose without asking us first.
[20:44] ---
    "Face of a loser"
    "Don't lose without asking us first"
[20:44] ---
    Another ow...
[20:45] ---
    Kenichi, is it true that you lost?!
[20:48] ---
    "Face of a loser"
    "Don't lose without asking us first"
    "Is it true that you lost!?"
[20:48] ---
    And one more ow...
[20:50] ---
    I'll submit these pictures of a beaten
    dog and submit them to a pet corner.
[20:53] ---
    Have a little consideration! Don't
    say I lost so much, you darn masters!
[20:59] ---
    This is the howling of a
    beaten dog. I'll record it.
[21:02] ---
    I didn't lose!
[21:05] ---
    I just let him win because I met him
    for the first time in ten years!
[21:08] ---
    Apa! Does a ten year old
    yellowtail taste good?!
[21:10] ---
    "10 year old"
[21:11] ---
    That's an excuse. An excuse.
[21:13] ---
    Sounds like a complete defe... at.
[21:16] ---
    You bastard, First Greatest Fist!
[21:18] ---
    Next time I see you,
    it'll be the day you die!
[21:21] ---
    Good, good! That's the spirit!
[21:23] ---
    Kenichi-kun. Elder said
    he wants to talk to you.
[21:27] ---
    What?
[21:30] ---
    In order to jump high, you
    first have to squat down low.
[21:34] ---
    It is also true that you learn more
    from your defeats than your wins.
[21:40] ---
    How was it, Ken-chan?
    Didn't you learn a lot today?
[21:45] ---
    Ah...!
[21:47] ---
    Sphere of Control...
[21:49] ---
    You can't evade attacks as long
    as you depend on your vision.
[21:52] ---
    An expert would even appreciate
    his opponent for defeating him.
[21:58] ---
    Now you can make another
    step forward, can't you, Ken-chan?
[22:04] ---
    Yes sir!
[22:07] ---
    That's right! I've learned
    my true ability today.
[22:12] ---
    An expert would even appreciate
    his opponent for defeating him.
[22:17] ---
    I'll engrave your words in my heart, Elder!
[22:21] ---
    Well, I've never lost even once, though.
[22:27] ---
    Not fair...
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice
    but to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:17] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:43] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:04] ---
    Ken-chan, I have a suggestion.
[24:07] ---
    Why don't you receive
    training directly from me?
[24:10] ---
    Elder is going to train me?!
    This is the first time!
[24:12] ---
    I thought you'd need a
    different training from usual.
[24:17] ---
    What do you say? Do you want to try?
[24:19] ---
    It doesn't matter what kind of training
    it is as long as I can defeat Odin!
[24:22] ---
    Please give me your training!
[24:24] ---
    Oh? It doesn't matter what
    kind of training it is, you said?
[24:27] ---
    I look forward to it then.
[24:29] ---
    Just remember what you said.
[24:33] ---
    Oh no... I might've said too much.
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E42 - Elder's Super Express! Do-or-Die Secluded Tour in the Mountains!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:30] ---
    Come on!
[01:31] ---
    Come on! Come on!
[01:45] ---
    I see an opening!
[01:46] ---
    Don't have one.
[01:51] ---
    It's good that you're fired up, but it seems
    a bit like it's out of despair, Kenichi-kun.
[01:57] ---
    No matter how frustrated you
    are about having been defeated
[02:01] ---
    by this First Greatest Fist person,
    you shouldn't train like that.
[02:02] ---
    "Defeated by the First Greatest Fist"
[02:05] ---
    I wasn't defeated. I let him win.
[02:08] ---
    Thin mustache, you made him cry.
[02:12] ---
    Good grief...
[02:13] ---
    "Erotica"
[02:13] ---
    Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty water imp.
[02:16] ---
    I see an opening!
[02:18] ---
    "Erotica"
[02:18] ---
    I don't have such a thing.
[02:23] ---
    Hey, you pops! Please show a little
    consideration to your disciple!
[02:27] ---
    Hey, hey. Seems getting backed into a
    corner turns him into a nervous wreck.
[02:32] ---
    Master! Don't I have a
    talent towards martial arts?!
[02:36] ---
    No, you don't.
[02:37] ---
    You take the trouble to teach
    me techniques and I ruin them?!
[02:43] ---
    You're exactly right.
[02:47] ---
    You're evil!
[02:48] ---
    Lying is wrong. Lying is...
[02:50] ---
    He... He... The First Greatest Fist said
[02:55] ---
    that my soft personality
    is ruining everything.
[02:59] ---
    So I thought I'd put more
    killing intent into my attacks.
[03:02] ---
    Well...
[03:03] ---
    That's wrong.
[03:07] ---
    Ah, Elder, good timing! Big Brother is
    up against a brick wall. Please help him!
[03:13] ---
    Okay. Just leave it to me.
[03:15] ---
    Okay! I'll leave it to you!
[03:19] ---
    Say, Ken-chan. Why don't you
    receive training directly from me?
[03:26] ---
    Are you serious, old man?!
[03:28] ---
    He's famous for never
    taking on a disciple, and yet...
[03:31] ---
    I thought you'd need some training
    that's a bit different from the usual.
[03:37] ---
    I know the best place for training. What do
    you say? Would you like to come with me?
[03:41] ---
    As long as I can break through the
    First Greatest Fist's sphere of control,
[03:45] ---
    I won't be afraid of any training!
[03:47] ---
    Oh? You won't be afraid of anything,
    you said? We'll see about that.
[03:53] ---
    I'm sorry. I might get afraid... I'm sorry.
[03:57] ---
    I was just kidding.
    Okay. Let's keep that spirit.
[04:00] ---
    Hey, is he really gonna be okay?
[04:03] ---
    To be honest, I don't know.
[04:05] ---
    I hope he'll come back alive.
[04:10] ---
    Meanwhile, the Shinpaku Federation...
[04:13] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[04:16] ---
    ♪ Kick their butts! Kick their butts!
    Kick Ragnarok's butt! ♪
[04:19] ---
    --Hey!
    --♪ We are the Shinpaku Federation, ♪
[04:20] ---
    ♪ a group so scary that we make
    even a crying child shut up. ♪
[04:25] ---
    Hey!
[04:26] ---
    I'll make you shut up!
[04:28] ---
    Now, now. I came with you since you said
    you'd enter peace talks with Kisara-chan.
[04:33] ---
    How are you gonna
    persuade her, General?
[04:36] ---
    What else?
    I'll discuss the issue with sincerity.
[04:40] ---
    It's the Shinpaku Federation.
    We came to talk with you.
[04:45] ---
    How do you like those pictures?
    Don't you think they're good?
[04:49] ---
    What the hell are
    your demands, you alien?!
[04:52] ---
    No demands! We came to
    ask you a little favor. That's all.
[04:56] ---
    A favor?
[04:58] ---
    That's right. If you don't want those pictures
    scattered all over town, surrender to me!
[05:04] ---
    Y-You're threatening her?!
[05:06] ---
    We won't let you get out of here alive.
[05:08] ---
    You're crossing the line! What kind of
    pictures are they? Show them to me!
[05:12] ---
    Oops. They slipped out of my hand.
[05:13] ---
    "Cat"
[05:14] ---
    --Ahh! Pick them up!
    --Yes ma'am!
[05:16] ---
    Oh... I didn't know she likes cats.
[05:19] ---
    As long as I have the original data,
    I can make as many copies as I want.
[05:23] ---
    If you pledge loyalty to
    the Shinpaku Federation,
[05:26] ---
    I'll hide the data in the darkness forever.
[05:30] ---
    How dirty...
[05:32] ---
    Even if you kill me here...
[05:35] ---
    ...that's right, as long
    as I have this MO disc...
[05:38] ---
    Huh?!
[05:39] ---
    Hey, you idiot!
    Why did you bring it here?!
[05:41] ---
    Give it to me!
[05:47] ---
    Forgive me, General. I've deleted
    all the data on the computer as well.
[05:52] ---
    Wh-Why, Sieg?! Why'd you do that
    when you're the most loyal to me?
[05:57] ---
    ♪ General! ♪
[06:00] ---
    ♪ You are the man... ♪
[06:04] ---
    ♪ ...who carries the melody... ♪
[06:07] ---
    ♪ ...of one who will rule the world! ♪
[06:12] ---
    ♪ Governing like this... ♪
[06:14] ---
    ♪ ...threatening others... ♪
[06:17] ---
    ♪ ...is a method Ragnarok uses! ♪
[06:24] ---
    ♪ You should... ♪
[06:27] ---
    ♪ ...take the path of a king! ♪
[06:37] ---
    I'd like you to live more grandioso,
    my king of the demons.
[06:42] ---
    H-How beautiful...
[06:44] ---
    Grandioso... Live magnificently and in
    a dignified manner as a king, you say?
[06:50] ---
    Exactly, sir.
[06:52] ---
    Valkyrie, you're someone
    who's been suppressing
[06:55] ---
    your con tenerezza melody
    since your time with Ragnarok.
[07:00] ---
    Listen. After we left Ragnarok,
    it became a violet mob with no mercy
[07:04] ---
    and is currently running wildly.
[07:07] ---
    As it stands,
    your subordinates are in danger, too.
[07:11] ---
    It's time for us to join hands.
[07:13] ---
    On top of that, if you join hands
    with us now, you'll also get... this!
[07:20] ---
    ♪ I know you're not allowed to
    have cats at your apartment. ♪
[07:24] ---
    ♪ If you like, I'll let you have access
    to one of the rooms at my house. ♪
[07:29] ---
    ♪ At my house, more than 20 kinds
    of cats and dogs are raised. ♪
[07:33] ---
    ♪ We'll welcome you at any time. ♪
[07:35] ---
    Forget about dogs!
    Just let me hold that cat!
[07:38] ---
    Oh? So he's making a frontal attack, huh?
[07:43] ---
    --She's so cute!
    --Here's another one!
    Here, there's a Sphynx, too!
[07:47] ---
    Are you a magician or something?!
[07:49] ---
    She's caved in, don't you think?
[07:53] ---
    Watching her act like that
    makes me feel embarrassed.
[07:57] ---
    Hmph! What about cats?
[08:00] ---
    I even feel pity for her now.
[08:03] ---
    Well, at this point,
    I don't care about the cats.
[08:06] ---
    The Second Greatest Fist
    is going to take action.
[08:09] ---
    So as I expected, he'll come.
[08:12] ---
    The Second Greatest Fist...
    also known as Berserker.
[08:16] ---
    He's said to be the most frightening
    man among the Three of Cards.
[08:20] ---
    Now that he's coming...
[08:22] ---
    You have no choice but to
    stop fighting temporarily, Kisara.
[08:24] ---
    This is for both of us.
[08:26] ---
    Hmph. Except for making the
    ones I defeated my subordinates,
[08:29] ---
    joining hands with someone else
    is against my principles, you know.
[08:33] ---
    This is just temporary, okay?
[08:37] ---
    Well then, we're leaving.
    I think we'll be back within a week.
[08:41] ---
    But well, it depends on Ken-chan.
[08:43] ---
    Kenichi-san, good luck.
[08:46] ---
    It's very rare that someone
    gets to train with the old man.
[08:50] ---
    Have him train you good.
[08:52] ---
    I wanted to go with you, too.
[08:54] ---
    No. You have to stay back
    home with me, Apachai!
[08:59] ---
    But where're you going, Elder?
[09:02] ---
    To the heart of Japan, the wild land
    that's least tamed in this country.
[09:08] ---
    Don't tell me you mean Yamigatani!
[09:11] ---
    Is something wrong with that place?
[09:13] ---
    Eh, no...
[09:15] ---
    He's as reckless as always.
[09:17] ---
    One mistake can lead to
    something that can't be undone.
[09:20] ---
    But now that it's come to this, I have no
    choice but to have faith in Kenichi-kun.
[09:25] ---
    Well then, shall we go?
[09:26] ---
    Yes sir.
[09:28] ---
    Kenichi-kun! No matter what happens,
    don't lose sight of your convictions.
[09:33] ---
    Yes sir! See you later!
[09:38] ---
    Big Brother! Good luck!
[09:41] ---
    Come back in one piece, our first disciple!
[09:57] ---
    Good grief. Odin sure is selfish.
[10:00] ---
    He didn't let me take down
    Shirahama the other day,
[10:03] ---
    and yet this time he tells me
    to eliminate Shinpaku quickly.
[10:07] ---
    If he didn't stop me then,
    we could've avoided the huge damage
[10:11] ---
    of the Eight Greatest Fists
    being reduced to four people.
[10:15] ---
    As it stands, we can't leave
    Ragnarok in Odin's hands.
[10:18] ---
    Right, Berserker?
[10:22] ---
    So he doesn't reply, huh?
[10:24] ---
    Oh yeah. By the way,
    why don't we bet on this game?
[10:30] ---
    Sure. What're we betting?
[10:33] ---
    How about the position of leader?
    The one after we form the new Ragnarok.
[10:39] ---
    Oops. I was kidding. Forget it.
[10:42] ---
    That's fine.
[10:45] ---
    Oh, yeah? I thought you'd take it on.
[10:48] ---
    Well then, I'll switch one card.
[10:52] ---
    Dummy! Dummy! You bulky dummy!
    Loki-sama is a pro in foul play.
[10:57] ---
    Sorry. I've got four of a kind.
[11:01] ---
    Hey, hey. Where're you going?
    Let's play another game.
[11:06] ---
    Where else, you cheater?
    I'm going Shinpaku hunting...
[11:10] ---
    Those are Odin's orders.
[11:14] ---
    Tsk. He's tough to deal with.
[11:16] ---
    Great advisor though I am, he's the
    only one whose thoughts I can't read.
[11:23] ---
    So... what did he have?
[11:28] ---
    Royal straight flush?!
[11:31] ---
    Loki-sama, what's the matter?
[11:33] ---
    Drawing those cards when his
    chance of winning was almost zero...
[11:37] ---
    The strongest body
    from birth and a rare talent...
[11:41] ---
    And the ability to
    win at a critical moment...
[11:44] ---
    Whether he takes on my plan or not,
    the fact is he has the caliber of a leader.
[11:53] ---
    Ahh! Stop it! Stop it! I'm gonna fall off!
[11:57] ---
    Shut up and hang on to me!
[11:59] ---
    If we go at your pace, my time will
    expire before we get to the destination.
[12:10] ---
    We're here. This is the place.
[12:12] ---
    This is the training place that
    I used to use when I was young.
[12:16] ---
    This is the heart of Japan, Yamigatani!
[12:20] ---
    3 hours by train, 2 hours
    by bus and 4 hours by Elder!
[12:24] ---
    Is this really still Japan?
[12:27] ---
    This place is surrounded by
    rugged mountains in all directions
[12:29] ---
    and the map says it's just a forest.
[12:32] ---
    There're very few people
    who've actually entered here.
[12:36] ---
    Something smells unusual.
[12:38] ---
    Oh, you noticed it?
    We say that the air is thick.
[12:42] ---
    When you train in this kind of
    place, your injuries heal quicker
[12:46] ---
    and you can gain strong
    power of concentration.
[12:50] ---
    Those benefits are part of
    the reasons why martial artists
[12:52] ---
    always like to seclude themselves
    in the mountains since olden times.
[12:55] ---
    But isn't the biggest reason because
    they want to isolate and drive themselves
[12:59] ---
    into a corner so that
    there's no place to escape to?!
[13:02] ---
    You really know your stuff, don't you?
[13:04] ---
    So what kind of training
    will I have this time?
[13:08] ---
    It'll be tough for you at
    your current level, Ken-chan.
[13:11] ---
    I'll do anything to become able
    to defeat the First Greatest Fist!
[13:18] ---
    It's a training where you do nothing.
[13:20] ---
    What?!
[13:21] ---
    I forbid you to perform any
    martial arts for the next seven days.
[13:25] ---
    I also forbid you to even make a fist!
[13:27] ---
    N-No way! I came here thinking that
    I'd have a secret intensive training!
[13:32] ---
    What? You don't like the
    training I'm giving you?
[13:35] ---
    I've got no problems with that. Just go
    back on the path we took by yourself.
[13:40] ---
    Well, it's 120% certain
    that you'll get lost.
[13:43] ---
    Oh, and, this area is crowded
    with wild bears so you'll probably
[13:47] ---
    become their food even
    before three days will have passed.
[13:52] ---
    You evil...
[13:55] ---
    Trust me, Ken-chan.
    Just trust me for now.
[14:01] ---
    Draw some water... Draw some water...
[14:05] ---
    Secluding ourselves in a mountain
    doing nothing? In a word, it's just camping.
[14:09] ---
    I won't be able to defeat Ryuto-kun
    if I'm taking it easy in a place like this.
[14:12] ---
    I'll make sure he won't find
    out and train myself even a bit.
[14:16] ---
    What was that? Am I imagining things?
[14:19] ---
    Hey, Ken-chan! What're you doing?
    You have to go collect firewood, too.
[14:24] ---
    Th-That's convenient.
[14:27] ---
    Huh?!
[14:28] ---
    What's the matter, Ken-chan?
[14:30] ---
    Ah, well... nothing.
[14:38] ---
    I'll ask you just one more time.
[14:40] ---
    You really didn't bring any food at all?!
[14:43] ---
    That's right. So if we don't catch any fish,
    we can't have dinner tonight.
[14:49] ---
    Hold it! Hold it!
[14:51] ---
    Darn! As it stands, I'll starve to
    death before I fight Ryuto-kun again.
[14:58] ---
    Whoa! Just as you'd expect from Elder!
    You put even bears to shame!
[15:04] ---
    I'm going back.
[15:05] ---
    I'll go back, too.
    That much should be enough, right?
[15:09] ---
    Huh?! These are all my dinner.
[15:12] ---
    What?!
[15:14] ---
    You should at least
    get your own food, right?
[15:20] ---
    There's no way I can catch
    river fish with my bare hands!
[15:28] ---
    What's the matter, Ken-chan?
    If the river doesn't work for you,
[15:31] ---
    then go into the mountains
    and find something edible.
[15:34] ---
    Yes sir...
[15:42] ---
    Whoa! This is...
[15:44] ---
    ...a walnut!
[15:46] ---
    Ah! Here's another one!
    Here, too! Here, too!
[15:49] ---
    I'll eat them later. I'll bury all of them
    around here before Elder picks them up.
[15:54] ---
    He's now pretty much a squirrel.
[15:58] ---
    What is that?
[16:00] ---
    I've been feeling something
    strange ever since I came to this forest.
[16:05] ---
    What? This shell is hard.
[16:09] ---
    That's a Japanese walnut.
    You can only eat a very small part of it.
[16:12] ---
    There! There!
[16:14] ---
    As it stands, I can't
    even tell which is greater,
[16:16] ---
    the labor to crack it or the
    energy that I can gain from it.
[16:19] ---
    I'm going to bed now.
    Goodnight, Ken-chan.
[16:22] ---
    Goodnight.
[16:26] ---
    Now, this will do.
[16:28] ---
    But what is Elder really thinking?
[16:31] ---
    I can't afford to skip on my training.
[16:33] ---
    Just wait, Ryuto!
[16:41] ---
    Ah! Kenichi-san's rice bowl is...!
    Th-This is ominous...!
[16:46] ---
    Leave it to me! This is my
    one hundred prayers deluxe!
[16:51] ---
    That's midnight cursing.
[16:53] ---
    Ah... His teacup got broken... too.
[16:58] ---
    Geez... You used up
    so much of your energy
[17:01] ---
    because you hid from me and trained
    by hitting the pole late at night.
[17:05] ---
    I told you that you were forbidden
    to perform any martial arts, didn't I?
[17:08] ---
    H-He found me out!
[17:10] ---
    Listen, Ken-chan.
[17:12] ---
    When secluding yourself in the mountains,
    even just surviving is difficult.
[17:16] ---
    You have to survive even by
    eating tree roots and sipping mud.
[17:19] ---
    Only after you're able to do that
    can you move on to the next training.
[17:23] ---
    If you understand that, then try
    to become able to catch a fish.
[17:28] ---
    Yes sir...
[17:33] ---
    I couldn't...
[17:39] ---
    I've been eating only walnuts for
    3 days. Walnuts must be nutritious...
[17:43] ---
    ...as I'm still alive.
[17:46] ---
    You must really like walnuts, Ken-chan.
[17:49] ---
    You've started looking
    more and more like a squirrel.
[17:52] ---
    Who likes walnuts?! They are the only
    things you can find to eat in this forest!
[17:57] ---
    That's because you're still
    not skilled at searching for food.
[18:01] ---
    The primeval forests of
    Yamigatani are rich in food.
[18:09] ---
    --See?
    --No way!
[18:11] ---
    Say, Elder. You don't think it would hurt
    to share some of that with me, do you?
[18:15] ---
    No. This is part of your training.
[18:19] ---
    I wanna have homemade dishes by Miu-san.
[18:22] ---
    Dammit! What the heck is it?
[18:25] ---
    It's been happening ever
    since we came to this valley.
[18:30] ---
    I see an opening!
[18:32] ---
    Not so easy.
[18:34] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...!
[18:35] ---
    You've got some guts
    trying to steal food from me,
[18:38] ---
    but that's harder than
    licking a live bear's hand.
[18:43] ---
    Are you done with those bones?
[18:45] ---
    These are calcium.
[18:48] ---
    Whoa! There's more!
[18:52] ---
    You're gradually gaining
    savage strength, Ken-chan.
[18:57] ---
    Hold it! Food!
[18:58] ---
    Catch me if you can!
[19:00] ---
    Hold it!
[19:01] ---
    I can't catch up with him
    by running. So... take this!
[19:06] ---
    You've developed good shoulders!
[19:08] ---
    Hold it! Food!
[19:14] ---
    I lost sight of him.
[19:17] ---
    Or rather... where's our camping site?!
[19:21] ---
    This is called "getting lost."
[19:23] ---
    I'm so hungry... I'm gonna die...
[19:27] ---
    Is this really training?
[19:29] ---
    The other masters are cruel, too, but I
    don't even know what this training is for.
[19:35] ---
    In any case, I have to go back.
[19:41] ---
    If I knew this was going to happen,
[19:42] ---
    I would've brought Daigakkan's
    "Encyclopedia for Survival."
[19:59] ---
    Oh yeah. Elder said that
    the forests are full of food.
[20:17] ---
    I underestimated nature...
[20:19] ---
    Oh boy...
[20:21] ---
    --Yay, yay, yay, yay! Impossible! Impossible!
    --Wait up! I'm gonna eat you!
[20:29] ---
    Elder! Where are you?!
[20:36] ---
    I wonder if I'm gonna die here.
[20:42] ---
    "Ryozanpaku"
[20:45] ---
    Kenichi's soup bowl is
    also broken... exactly in half.
[20:49] ---
    Whoa... Even his
    chopsticks are ripped vertica... lly.
[20:53] ---
    This is ominous.
[20:55] ---
    Now this is a bizarre phenomenon.
[21:00] ---
    Akisame, you know something, don't you?
[21:03] ---
    I don't know anything.
[21:05] ---
    I knew it. When you lie, you have
    a habit of touching your mustache.
[21:12] ---
    Akisame-san! You know what
    Grandpa is trying to do, don't you?!
[21:16] ---
    Uh, well...
[21:17] ---
    Tell me, too! Or I won't
    play Othello games with you!
[21:24] ---
    Now, now, both of you.
[21:25] ---
    You know how stubborn
    Akisame-don is, right?
[21:28] ---
    He won't tell you the
    secret even if he's tortured.
[21:32] ---
    But everyone has a weakness.
[21:36] ---
    Akisame-don, if you're going to
    keep ignoring everyone's worries
[21:41] ---
    we'll have only pepper steak for lunch
    every day from today... without meat!
[21:46] ---
    So he knew that
    I don't like green peppers...
[21:46] ---
    "This man can't eat green peppers."
[21:49] ---
    That's right! From today on,
    every dish will have green peppers!
[21:52] ---
    Green peppers!
    Green peppers! Green peppers!
[21:56] ---
    "Green pepper rice! Green pepper
    miso soup! Pickled green peppers!"
[21:59] ---
    Green peppers! Green peppers!
    Green peppers! Green peppers!
[22:02] ---
    Hold on.
[22:05] ---
    I was actually wondering if
    I should tell you this or not.
[22:09] ---
    But I've made up my mind.
    I'll tell you this time.
[22:14] ---
    This is a big gamble.
[22:16] ---
    If Kenichi-kun can come back
    in one piece from Yamigatani,
[22:19] ---
    he'll be able to move one
    step up as a martial artist.
[22:24] ---
    But one mistake...
[22:27] ---
    ...can make the Kenichi-kun we
    know disappear from this world.
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:17] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:44] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:04] ---
    The Kenichi that we know
    will disappear, you said?
[24:07] ---
    What do you mean by that?
[24:08] ---
    There're two big types
    among martial artists.
[24:11] ---
    The "calm" type that always
    calms his mind and fights and...
[24:14] ---
    The "kinetic" type that
    turns off his limiter and fights
[24:17] ---
    by letting his anger explode, right?
[24:19] ---
    So what about it?
[24:20] ---
    Kenichi-kun is precisely at the fork that
    determines which type he'll grow to be.
[24:25] ---
    If he chooses the wrong path there...
[24:28] ---
    If he does...?
[24:30] ---
    ...he'll fall into the world of bloodshed,
    a world full of anger and hatred.
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E43 - Limiter! Invitation to the World of Bloodshed!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:34] ---
    Elder took me to the mountains
    for secluded training.
[01:39] ---
    And I'm lost already...
[01:42] ---
    Ahh... I wonder if I'm gonna die here.
[01:45] ---
    Ugh...
[01:47] ---
    This is a big gamble.
[01:50] ---
    If Kenichi-kun can come back
    in one piece from Yamigatani,
[01:53] ---
    he'll be able to move one
    step up as a martial artist.
[01:57] ---
    But one mistake...
[02:01] ---
    ...can make the Kenichi-kun we
    know disappear from this world.
[02:07] ---
    Are you all right?
[02:11] ---
    Looks like you came to.
[02:12] ---
    Here, eat this.
[02:14] ---
    Food!
[02:16] ---
    Wh-What the...
[02:20] ---
    You seem livelier than I thought.
[02:22] ---
    More please!
[02:24] ---
    O... Okay.
[02:28] ---
    What on Earth did you come
    this deep in the mountains for?
[02:31] ---
    A mean old man took me
    here for martial arts training.
[02:34] ---
    Martial arts?!
[02:36] ---
    So you're a martial artist?
[02:37] ---
    I'm a martial artists' disciple.
[02:40] ---
    That's an interesting way of putting it.
[02:44] ---
    Speaking of which... what about you?
[02:47] ---
    Ah... Could it be that... you're a sculptor?
[02:50] ---
    Well, something like that.
[02:54] ---
    In any case, thank you
    very much for saving me.
[02:58] ---
    I'm Kenichi Shirahama.
[03:00] ---
    Ah... yes, okay.
[03:02] ---
    I'm Isshinsai Ogata.
[03:04] ---
    At any rate, it'd be better if you stay
    here until we find your companion
[03:09] ---
    since the mountains are dangerous
    if you're not used to them.
[03:12] ---
    You're such a nice person!
[03:14] ---
    How flattering.
[03:15] ---
    Thanks!
[03:18] ---
    So, this is Isshinsai Ogata-san, who
    saved me from my desperate situation.
[03:24] ---
    He's at least 200 times kinder than Elder.
[03:28] ---
    Oh? A duel with your childhood friend?
[03:31] ---
    Yes. His name is Ryuto Asamiya.
[03:34] ---
    He took something
    I cherished away from me.
[03:37] ---
    I want to fight him again
    and take it back no matter what!
[03:42] ---
    What's this thing that you cherished?
[03:43] ---
    It's a badge.
[03:44] ---
    A-A badge?!
[03:45] ---
    Ahh! Just remembering it
    is starting to piss me off!
[03:50] ---
    Next!
[03:52] ---
    That was the last one.
[03:54] ---
    We're done already?
[03:57] ---
    I'm sorry to have
    a guest do physical work.
[04:00] ---
    You saved my life. It's just proper
    to do something like this in return.
[04:04] ---
    Besides, since I'm forbidden to
    perform any martial arts for seven days,
[04:08] ---
    my body's itching for a workout!
[04:11] ---
    Are there any bad kids
    who're performing martial arts?
[04:14] ---
    Are there any naughty kids?
[04:20] ---
    --Ogata-san!
    --Ah, yes?!
[04:21] ---
    I don't care what it is, please
    let me do some physical work!
[04:25] ---
    Ah, the vigor of youth.
[04:26] ---
    Then maybe I'll ask you to go draw
    some water at the mountain stream.
[04:29] ---
    Draw some water?
[04:31] ---
    I'll see you later.
[04:33] ---
    Kenichi-kun!
    The stream is over that way.
[04:42] ---
    Good grief... He's just like a bullet.
[04:45] ---
    I want to see what his master is like.
[04:47] ---
    Oh? "The Kenichi we
    know will disappear"?
[04:51] ---
    What do you mean by that?
[04:53] ---
    There're two big types
    among martial artists.
[04:57] ---
    The "calm" type that always
    calms his mind and fights and...
[05:00] ---
    ...the "kinetic" type that
    turns off his limiter and fights
[05:04] ---
    by letting his anger explode, right?
[05:05] ---
    Kenichi-kun is precisely at the fork that
    determines which type he'll grow to be.
[05:11] ---
    Oh, oh, oh!
[05:12] ---
    I'd rather not encourage him to
    become the type that turns off his limiter.
[05:17] ---
    I can't explain well, but
    it's dangerous in many ways.
[05:19] ---
    Yeah. I do understand how
    you feel very well, Apachai-kun.
[05:23] ---
    But this is something that
    Kenichi-kun should decide on his own.
[05:27] ---
    I see. In Chinese martial arts,
[05:29] ---
    each division has its own secret
    technique to turn off the mind's limiter.
[05:34] ---
    But this is something very dangerous.
[05:35] ---
    They do it under their master's
    watch using a secret remedy.
[05:39] ---
    But a single mistake can turn
    the person's limiter off forever
[05:42] ---
    and cause him to become vicious.
[05:44] ---
    Don't tell me Grandpa is trying to
    use that method on Kenichi-san?!
[05:47] ---
    No, that's unlikely. But...
[05:50] ---
    ...I bet it's something as
    dangerous as that method is.
[05:53] ---
    Kenichi-san...
[06:00] ---
    Hm?
[06:04] ---
    Ah! That must be Elder...!
[06:09] ---
    He must be hiding and watching to see
    if I'm doing martial arts training or not.
[06:13] ---
    Geez, what's he trying to do?
[06:16] ---
    To think that he took me to
    such an out-of-the-way place
[06:18] ---
    and then left me alone...
[06:20] ---
    Ken-chan, now try taking them.
[06:24] ---
    All right, then. I'm gonna teach him a
    lesson that a grudge over food is scary.
[06:29] ---
    I'm not performing martial arts at all!
[06:31] ---
    Hmph.
[06:32] ---
    Any martial artist must have an opening.
[06:35] ---
    Act natural... Act natural...
[06:38] ---
    Ahh...! It's fun when I don't train!
[06:42] ---
    Take this!
[06:44] ---
    Gotcha!
[06:45] ---
    That'll teach you, Elder!
[06:48] ---
    Huh?
[06:51] ---
    What?! Uhm... Well...
[06:53] ---
    Elder? Did you dye your hair?
[06:57] ---
    A bear!
[07:00] ---
    What's with that black bear?!
[07:02] ---
    He's bigger than the brown bear I saw
    in Daigakkan's "Wild Animals in Japan"!
[07:06] ---
    Whoa! He's following me!
    He's following me like mad!
[07:09] ---
    "Daigakkan's Animal Lecture 1"
[07:10] ---
    Since black bears can run at
    a speed of about 60 km/hr,
[07:13] ---
    if you do ever encounter one,
    never try to escape by running.
[07:16] ---
    I see.
[07:19] ---
    Why am I still carrying these things?!
[07:21] ---
    It worked!
[07:23] ---
    He's angry!
[07:25] ---
    "Daigakkan's Animal Lecture 2"
[07:26] ---
    It's very dangerous to provoke
    them by throwing things at them, etc.
[07:30] ---
    I see.
[07:35] ---
    He's climbing up!
[07:37] ---
    "Daigakkan's Animal Lecture 3"
[07:38] ---
    Black bears are very good at tree climbing.
[07:41] ---
    Wow...
[07:48] ---
    This is bad. I can't move.
[07:50] ---
    Oh yeah! I'll pretend that I'm dead!
[07:53] ---
    "Daigakkan's Animal Lecture 4"
[07:54] ---
    Since bears eat animal corpses as well,
[07:57] ---
    it's also super dangerous
    to pretend to be dead.
[08:00] ---
    Dammit it, you bastard! You hairball jerk!
[08:03] ---
    I'm not gonna just lay down and die!
[08:07] ---
    I'm gonna be killed!
[08:11] ---
    Elder?!
[08:14] ---
    It's not Elder?
[08:19] ---
    Then what is Grandpa trying to do?
[08:21] ---
    I get it... Him...
[08:24] ---
    This was before Sakaki
    and Apachai-kun came here.
[08:27] ---
    Miu was also a child as well.
[08:31] ---
    The fact is, there was a man
    who was supposed to become
[08:33] ---
    the first disciple at
    Ryozanpaku before Kenichi-kun.
[08:38] ---
    His name was Isshinsai Ogata.
[08:41] ---
    Counting Spear Hand Strike! Four!
[08:45] ---
    So he's started...
[08:48] ---
    Three! Two! One!
[08:52] ---
    Hellish Head Kick!
[09:00] ---
    Wh-What fighting spirit...
    Is this really Ogata-san?
[09:04] ---
    Th-Thank you very much, Ogata-san.
[09:09] ---
    Ogata-san?
[09:17] ---
    What? Please stop. The bear's already...
[09:22] ---
    Please stop it!
[09:28] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry! Did I scare you?
[09:33] ---
    Who on Earth... is this person?
[09:37] ---
    Isshinsai Ogata...
[09:40] ---
    So that man was supposed to be
    the first disciple at Ryozanpaku?
[09:44] ---
    Yeah. Kensei and I had
    planned that, but Elder opposed it.
[09:49] ---
    This man's eyes contain a dangerous light.
[09:54] ---
    So he said.
[09:55] ---
    Elder saw through his
    true nature at a glance.
[09:59] ---
    In fact, after he was turned
    down from joining Ryozanpaku,
[10:02] ---
    he killed someone, though it was
    treated as an accident, during a match.
[10:11] ---
    Kenichi is in dan... ger.
[10:15] ---
    Calm down, both of you.
[10:17] ---
    Let's trust Elder and wait.
[10:21] ---
    I didn't mean to keep it secret,
    but I perform martial arts, too.
[10:25] ---
    I seclude myself alone in
    Yamigatani for my own reasons.
[10:29] ---
    What's with this drastic change...?
    What on Earth...
[10:34] ---
    Kenichi-kun.
[10:35] ---
    Y-Yes! S-So you're in
    the middle of training, too!
[10:39] ---
    Yeah, something like that.
    Anyway, you're such an interesting person.
[10:44] ---
    What? Me?
[10:46] ---
    Yeah. How should I put it... I thought
    you're a huge chunk of foundation.
[10:52] ---
    Foundation?
[10:53] ---
    I'm talking about the foundation
    for buildings. Picture this.
[10:57] ---
    Okay.
[10:59] ---
    You're walking in an empty grassland.
[11:03] ---
    And then you see a huge
    foundation that is steadily progressing
[11:05] ---
    and it makes you wonder
    "Are they building a castle or what?"
[11:08] ---
    That catches your interest, right?
[11:09] ---
    Well, yeah.
[11:11] ---
    I don't know what kind of
    crazy master is building it,
[11:16] ---
    but a vast foundation is
    earnestly progressing within you.
[11:21] ---
    Within me...
[11:22] ---
    --Kenichi-kun!
    --Y-Yes sir!
[11:24] ---
    Would you like to become my disciple?
[11:27] ---
    What?
[11:47] ---
    "Buyuden"
[11:48] ---
    At any rate, when he's at his
    turning point as a martial artist,
[11:51] ---
    the old man is having him meet a man
    who fell into the world of bloodshed?
[11:54] ---
    What the hell is he thinking?!
[11:56] ---
    It's likely that him being at the
    turning point is rather the reason.
[11:59] ---
    Hm?
[12:00] ---
    The fact that one is the
    type who explodes his mind
[12:03] ---
    doesn't necessarily mean he's
    fallen into the world of bloodshed.
[12:06] ---
    Both you and Apachai-kun
    are the kinetic type,
[12:09] ---
    but you certainly live
    within moral principles.
[12:12] ---
    That's because of
    the person's good nature
[12:16] ---
    and also because he takes command
    of the one using the power, himself.
[12:21] ---
    --However...
    --Hm?
[12:23] ---
    Kenichi-kun recently has
    started wanting power itself
[12:26] ---
    due to the shock he received
    over his defeat against
[12:29] ---
    his old friend, the First Greatest Fist.
[12:31] ---
    So he's been hard at work on his training.
[12:34] ---
    This situation is a bit
    on the dangerous side.
[12:40] ---
    So Elder probably wants
    him to see someone
[12:42] ---
    who wallowed in power and
    fell into the world of bloodshed
[12:45] ---
    and to show what became of
    this man before it's too late.
[12:49] ---
    "It is good to learn
    at others' expense," huh?
[12:52] ---
    What's "It is good to earn
    your brother's expense"?!
[12:55] ---
    Ah! I've got the joker again!
[12:57] ---
    Welcome back.
[13:00] ---
    D-Disciple...?
[13:02] ---
    Just by training under me for a short time,
[13:05] ---
    this man you said you wanted to defeat
    will probably no longer be a match for you.
[13:11] ---
    No way!
[13:12] ---
    It's true.
[13:15] ---
    I think your master
    begrudges teaching you techniques.
[13:20] ---
    Or if that's not the case,
    then he's underrating your progress.
[13:23] ---
    I think so, too!
[13:25] ---
    All right! Please praise me more.
    I'm rarely praised, so...
[13:31] ---
    So...
[13:33] ---
    I'll teach you the true martial arts!
[13:37] ---
    True martial arts?
[13:40] ---
    That's right.
[13:41] ---
    The accumulation of results from
    the sacrifices made in many battles...
[13:48] ---
    That's martial arts!
[13:51] ---
    Its essence is how
    efficiently you destroy your enemy.
[13:55] ---
    In other words, your killing technique!
[13:57] ---
    "Killing Technique"
[14:00] ---
    I'll teach you my techniques.
[14:03] ---
    Of course, including my secret
    killing techniques and everything.
[14:06] ---
    If you learn them, within a few
    years no one will be a match for you
[14:09] ---
    and you'll become
    the strongest man on Earth.
[14:13] ---
    I... I'll be...
[14:16] ---
    ...the strongest man on Earth...
[14:18] ---
    That's right.
    The strongest man on Earth.
[14:23] ---
    It's up to Ken-chan, which path he takes...
[14:23] ---
    "Erotic Eros" "June Issue"
[14:26] ---
    It's something he has to decide on his own,
[14:28] ---
    but I really don't want him to become
    like my older brother, Sogetsu Ma.
[14:33] ---
    So "the Kenichi-san we know
    will disappear" meant this...
[14:42] ---
    Ahh... Kenichi-san. Please be safe.
[14:46] ---
    Dammit, that darn old man!
    What's he gonna do if this fails?!
[14:53] ---
    --This must be...
    --Hm?
[14:54] ---
    ...a gamble he settled on after
    thinking of all sorts of possibilities.
[14:58] ---
    Even if this fails,
[14:59] ---
    I bet he'll reason with Kenichi-kun
    in a way that's beyond our imagination.
[15:07] ---
    What am I going to do if this fails?
[15:12] ---
    I'll say it one more time. Become
    my disciple, Kenichi Shirahama-kun!
[15:24] ---
    No thank you.
[15:25] ---
    What? Wh-Why?
[15:28] ---
    You're a martial artist, too, right?
[15:30] ---
    Yes! In order to protect
    those who're precious to me
[15:33] ---
    and to carry out justice,
    I practice martial arts.
[15:37] ---
    So, killing techniques
    are something I don't need.
[15:44] ---
    You talk a lot like
    the man I hate the most.
[15:48] ---
    A-Again! He's totally a different person.
[15:51] ---
    This intimidation makes me feel
    like a demon is staring at me...
[15:54] ---
    I feel weak-kneed!
[15:56] ---
    It feels stronger than the time I
    entered Ryuto-kun's sphere of control.
[16:00] ---
    And it's scarier than the time I
    stood face-to-face with my masters!
[16:05] ---
    Who the heck is he? Why is he by
    himself deep in the mountains?
[16:10] ---
    I heard that Musashi Miyamoto
    secluded himself in a temple
[16:14] ---
    and kept carving statues of Buddha
    in order to pray for those he cut down.
[16:18] ---
    Hm? Me?
[16:21] ---
    In my case, it's just a hobby.
[16:24] ---
    C-Could it be that this man...!
[16:27] ---
    I see. I'm a little disappointed...
[16:30] ---
    But what can I do, huh?
[16:32] ---
    U-Uhm... Please don't get upset.
[16:36] ---
    I'm forbidden to perform
    any martial arts here.
[16:38] ---
    If he finds me doing it secretly,
    I don't know what he'll do to me!
[16:42] ---
    Okay then! Swim back up the river!
    Go flying to the sea!
[16:48] ---
    On top of that, if I have one more master,
    I won't be able to survive!
[16:51] ---
    Were you planning to be a disciple
    to several masters at the same time?!
[16:55] ---
    What? You wouldn't allow that?!
[16:58] ---
    Ahh... Then there's no way I can...
[17:01] ---
    ...because I've already got five masters!
[17:04] ---
    Five?!
[17:06] ---
    H-Huh? Ogata-san?
[17:22] ---
    Kenichi-kun.
[17:23] ---
    Y-Yes?!
[17:25] ---
    It seems like we were destined to cross
    each other's paths just for a moment.
[17:29] ---
    What? Putting it that way
    makes me kinda sad.
[17:34] ---
    We had a chance to
    come to know each other.
[17:37] ---
    Even if I could get back to that mean
    old man, I wanna come see you again.
[17:42] ---
    No. You take your own path,
    Kenichi Shirahama-kun.
[17:50] ---
    Oh, that's right. About the place
    your companion is staying at...
[17:54] ---
    ...I have some idea where it is.
[17:55] ---
    What? Really?!
[17:58] ---
    I'm saved!
[18:04] ---
    Oh...
[18:06] ---
    Looks like the dark clouds are gone.
[18:10] ---
    Oh?
[18:12] ---
    Hm? What's this?
[18:15] ---
    Bear meat...
[18:25] ---
    Don't wash me away!
[18:28] ---
    Ken-chan made it back by himself.
[18:31] ---
    I'm glad you're okay.
[18:32] ---
    I'm not okay!
[18:34] ---
    It's no laughing matter!
[18:36] ---
    I got lost in the forest.
    I was attacked by a bear!
[18:39] ---
    If it wasn't for Ogata-san,
    I was probably...
[18:44] ---
    Even today...
[18:46] ---
    ...he told me where
    walnuts grow in bunches.
[18:49] ---
    So I went there in high
    spirits to get some walnuts.
[18:52] ---
    But then, I fell into the
    river and got washed away.
[18:55] ---
    Darn you! Why didn't you come get me?!
[19:00] ---
    I really almost died.
[19:04] ---
    It seems that you didn't agree
    with the angry spirit of a kinetic man.
[19:08] ---
    Huh?
[19:10] ---
    Ah! Trying to talk your way
    out of this won't work on me!
[19:15] ---
    As I thought, he has a strong mind.
[19:18] ---
    He splendidly chose to
    become a calm type martial artist.
[19:22] ---
    I'm glad you came back,
    Kenichi Shirahama!
[19:25] ---
    Huh? Ah, thanks.
[19:28] ---
    Ah...
[19:29] ---
    Where's the meat Ogata-san gave me?!
[19:31] ---
    Oh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
[19:34] ---
    Oh, that... It got washed
    pretty far downstream.
[19:37] ---
    What?!
[19:39] ---
    So I guess I'll be having
    only walnuts again from today.
[19:41] ---
    That's why you should get some fish.
[19:43] ---
    But they're quick! It's impossible
    to get them with my bare hands!
[19:47] ---
    Calm the waves in your mind.
[19:50] ---
    Then your mind will reflect
    the surroundings just like a mirror.
[19:54] ---
    That's the serene state of mind, Ken-chan.
[19:57] ---
    Huh? That sounds hard.
[20:00] ---
    Just try doing it.
[20:05] ---
    I guess I have no choice. It's for food.
[20:10] ---
    Hm?
[20:12] ---
    This is strange. It feels like
    my mind became very calm.
[20:17] ---
    I wonder if I can't muster my fighting
    spirit because I'm so exhausted.
[20:21] ---
    Hm?
[20:22] ---
    There's one.
[20:24] ---
    You still have waves in your mind.
[20:27] ---
    Forget your ambition.
    Be just like rocks in the river.
[20:32] ---
    Be just like rocks... in the river...
[20:37] ---
    Yeah... I'll just stop
    moving around for now.
[20:45] ---
    Somehow the sound of the stream
    is falling off into silence.
[20:51] ---
    The fish that escaped earlier
    started swimming around me again.
[20:58] ---
    The range I can reach is...
[21:01] ---
    That one's still far from me.
[21:02] ---
    Hm? Fish are approaching me
    also from the left hand side.
[21:06] ---
    That's right. Don't be hasty.
[21:09] ---
    I get it! Feeling the oscillation
    from my hand touching the water,
[21:13] ---
    the fish are always escaping ahead!
[21:16] ---
    Then the area I should
    try to catch them in is...
[21:20] ---
    ...not there!
[21:21] ---
    It’s where the fish are headed to!
[21:25] ---
    What?!
[21:27] ---
    I-I caught it!
[21:29] ---
    I did it!
[21:34] ---
    Elder!
[21:36] ---
    C... Could it be... that you've kicked
    my hair from behind all this time
[21:40] ---
    since the first day
    we came to this forest?!
[21:42] ---
    So you finally noticed it.
[21:46] ---
    That time...
[21:48] ---
    That time, too!
[21:49] ---
    What an agile elderly man...
[21:53] ---
    What do you say, Ken-chan? Have you
    gotten the feel of your sphere of control?
[21:58] ---
    Is it possible that I've already completed
    the training for my sphere of control?!
[22:02] ---
    Don't take it wrong.
[22:05] ---
    Huh?
[22:06] ---
    The training is just about to start!
[22:09] ---
    Ahh! Help me!
[22:16] ---
    Damn rotten old geezer from Ryozanpaku...
[22:18] ---
    You used me for your
    disciple's training, didn't you?
[22:23] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama, huh? He seemed
    like a natural-born urbanite boy.
[22:31] ---
    For the first time in a while,
    I've gotten the urge to head to the city.
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:17] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:44] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    That darn Kisara!
    She isn't answering her cell!
[24:07] ---
    Matsui! What about you?!
[24:09] ---
    No good! Vice Commander
    Takeda isn't answering, either!
[24:11] ---
    Tsk! I can't shake this bad feeling.
[24:14] ---
    Hey, what about Ukita?!
[24:16] ---
    I'm calling him now!
[24:18] ---
    Vice Commander Ukita!
    Where are you now?
[24:20] ---
    Wha...?! Vice Commander Ukita?!
    Vice Commander Ukita!
[24:24] ---
    What happened?!
[24:25] ---
    I heard Vice Commander Ukita's
    scream and... it got cut off!
[24:28] ---
    Dammit! Those damn Ragnarok members!
[24:31] ---
    They're going to bring us down for real!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E44 - Collapse of the Shinpaku Federation! The Crazy Fist Stealthily Approaches!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:33] ---
    I'll tell you one more time. Become
    my disciple, Kenichi Shirahama-kun!
[01:44] ---
    No thank you.
[01:45] ---
    What? Wh-Why?
[01:48] ---
    You're a martial artist, too, right?
[01:50] ---
    Yes! In order to protect
    those who're precious to me
[01:54] ---
    and to carry out justice,
    I practice martial arts.
[01:58] ---
    So, killing techniques
    are something I don't need.
[02:02] ---
    It's no laughing matter!
[02:04] ---
    I got lost in the forest.
    I was attacked by a bear!
[02:07] ---
    If it wasn't for Ogata-san,
    I was probably...
[02:12] ---
    Even today...
[02:14] ---
    ...he told me where
    walnuts grow in bunches.
[02:17] ---
    So I went there in high
    spirits to get some walnuts.
[02:20] ---
    But then, I fell into the
    river and got washed away.
[02:23] ---
    Darn you!
    Why didn't you come get me?!
[02:28] ---
    I really almost died.
[02:32] ---
    It seems that you didn't agree
    with the angry spirit of a kinetic man.
[02:36] ---
    Huh?
[02:38] ---
    Ah! Trying to talk your way
    out of this won't work on me!
[02:43] ---
    As I thought, he has a strong mind.
[02:45] ---
    He splendidly chose to
    become a calm type martial artist.
[02:50] ---
    I'm glad you came back,
    Kenichi Shirahama!
[02:53] ---
    Huh? Ah, thanks.
[02:56] ---
    The range I can reach is...
[03:01] ---
    I get it! Feeling the oscillation
    from my hand touching the water,
[03:05] ---
    the fish are always escaping ahead!
[03:08] ---
    Then the area I should
    try to catch them in is...
[03:11] ---
    ...not there!
[03:12] ---
    It's where the fish are headed to!
[03:16] ---
    What?!
[03:18] ---
    I-I caught it!
[03:22] ---
    Damn rotten old geezer from Ryozanpaku...
[03:24] ---
    You used me for your
    disciple's training, didn't you?
[03:29] ---
    For the first time in a while, I've
    gotten the urge to head to the city.
[03:37] ---
    Ahh! I can't take it any more!
[03:42] ---
    Calm your mind. I said
    "serene frame of mind," didn't I?!
[03:46] ---
    Ouch!
[03:48] ---
    Okay, that's enough!
[03:51] ---
    It's finally over!
[03:53] ---
    Next! Level two!
[03:55] ---
    What?!
[03:57] ---
    Noooooo!
[04:05] ---
    Do you ever learn?
[04:08] ---
    I told you that I'd kill you if
    you talked to me again, didn't I?
[04:11] ---
    Now, don't look so angry.
    I have something cool to tell you.
[04:15] ---
    I decided to hold Shinpaku Federation's
    senior member meeting today.
[04:20] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
    "Gather, comrades!! (Shin)"
[04:20] ---
    Before the showdown with Ragnarok,
[04:21] ---
    I thought we should
    deepen our friendship.
[04:25] ---
    We'll play fun bingo games, too.
[04:28] ---
    Die!
[04:37] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
    "Gather, comrades!! (Shin)"
[04:42] ---
    "Tanimoto" "Furukawa Hashimoto"
[04:48] ---
    That's what you get for
    refusing our kind, fun invitation.
[04:52] ---
    Is that all you have to
    say for your will, alien?!
[04:54] ---
    --Die!
    --Oops!
[04:57] ---
    Hey! You're acting tough as ever... junior.
[05:01] ---
    But you shouldn't attack your
    friends so blindly, don't you think?
[05:06] ---
    He's right.
[05:08] ---
    I don't wanna fight my friends
    before our showdown with Ragnarok.
[05:11] ---
    Don't just count me in
    as one of you small fries!
[05:15] ---
    What'd you say, you jerk?!
[05:16] ---
    Now, now.
    Let's not have a fight among friends.
[05:20] ---
    Like I said, since when did
    I become one of you guys?
[05:22] ---
    I thought that parties are more fun if
    there're more people. Come with us!
[05:27] ---
    You go lick each other's wounds.
    I don't hang around with others.
[05:30] ---
    So, I've already put you down
    as "attending." See you later!
[05:35] ---
    The party starts at four. If you're late,
    I'll make you bite peanuts with your eyes!
[05:39] ---
    Listen to me, you stupid duo!
[05:48] ---
    "Restaurant Grey"
[05:50] ---
    --Shin... paku!
    --Shin... paku!
[05:52] ---
    "Senior Member Meeting of the
    Shinpaku Federation and Kisara Crew"
[05:56] ---
    Whoa... How tacky...
[05:57] ---
    It's unfortunate that Kenichi isn't
    here due to some secret training
[06:00] ---
    and that Hermit isn't here
    because of his stubbornness,
[06:02] ---
    but we'll now begin the social gathering
[06:05] ---
    for the senior members of the Shinpaku
    Federation and Kisara Crew. Smooch.
[06:13] ---
    "Senior Member Meeting of the
    Shinpaku Federation and Kisara Crew"
[06:13] ---
    --This flavor is fortissimo.
    --Oh, this tastes good!
[06:16] ---
    Hey, aren't Shiratori and
    the other subordinates here?
[06:17] ---
    --Takeda-san.
    --Hm?
[06:18] ---
    --This is fortissimo.
    --Fortissimo flavor?
[06:20] ---
    Don't worry.
[06:21] ---
    Sing something.
[06:21] ---
    Knowing their place, the small
    fries are having fun on their own.
[06:23] ---
    That sounds good.
[06:27] ---
    "The Shinpaku Federation &
    Kisara Crew Small Fry Gathering"
[06:31] ---
    We're the Shinpaku Federation's...
[06:33] ---
    ...extras?!
[06:35] ---
    Hmph! And you guys're
    the Kisara Crew's...
[06:38] ---
    Hello! We're the small fries!
[06:41] ---
    Don't say that yourself!
[06:47] ---
    We're under orders to
    deepen our friendship today.
[06:50] ---
    Here's some juice. Drink it.
[06:51] ---
    Y-Yeah. Thanks.
[06:54] ---
    I'm Mizunuma. N-Nice to meet you.
[06:56] ---
    Hi. This is somehow a very
    tense social gathering, isn't it?
[07:00] ---
    Can we really deepen
    our friendship like this?
[07:03] ---
    Pour some for me too, flag bearer.
[07:06] ---
    I know. You don't have
    to tell me, long hair.
[07:09] ---
    Aren't you putting the flag down?
[07:10] ---
    The flag is our soul.
    I never let it touch the ground.
[07:14] ---
    You're a funny guy.
[07:15] ---
    Your General is outrageous, isn't he?
[07:18] ---
    Your leader is quite something, too.
[07:21] ---
    So they're partying
    in a place like this, huh?
[07:25] ---
    You guys are the chosen ones,
    the Federation's elite troops!
[07:29] ---
    You may be puzzled at first
    as you were previously enemies!
[07:32] ---
    But it's an ordeal that those who
    have a goal must overcome at least once!
[07:37] ---
    "Orange Juice"
[07:38] ---
    Isn't that right, Sieg?!
[07:40] ---
    In other words, music
    should come from the heart.
[07:42] ---
    Music these days focuses
    only on playing techniques.
[07:44] ---
    Takeda! You tell them, too!
[07:47] ---
    Yeah, that's right, Sieg.
    I wanna say that, too.
[07:49] ---
    This is our family cat, Gorozaemon.
    He's a tortoiseshell cat.
[07:52] ---
    "Our kitties"
[07:52] ---
    Whoa! Your family's got two cats?!
[07:55] ---
    Well, yeah, we found both
    of them on the street, though.
[07:57] ---
    "Senior Member Meeting of the
    Shinpaku Federation and Kisara Crew"
[07:59] ---
    You're actually nicer than I thought.
[08:01] ---
    Hey, Ukita! This isn't time
    to show pictures of your cats!
[08:04] ---
    Say, everyone! Let's talk
    about Shinpaku's future more!
[08:10] ---
    Listen to me! That's an order!
[08:20] ---
    Hey, small fries!
[08:22] ---
    Your General personally
    brought some food and drinks!
[08:26] ---
    Are you guys having a blast?!
[08:34] ---
    Long hair, I got more food and drinks!
[08:36] ---
    Wh... What the hell happened?!
[08:39] ---
    Matsui!
[08:41] ---
    General! What on Earth...
[08:43] ---
    G... General...
[08:48] ---
    Kamioka! What happened?!
[08:51] ---
    B... Berserker...
[08:53] ---
    What?!
[08:55] ---
    He asked me where
    you and the others were.
[08:58] ---
    I didn't tell him...
[09:01] ---
    ...because... you saved my life.
[09:06] ---
    General... It was really fun... knowing you.
[09:13] ---
    Kamioka! Kamioka!
[09:15] ---
    Calm down. He just lost
    consciousness. That's all.
[09:19] ---
    General! What're you
    thinking so calmly about
[09:22] ---
    when our friends were treated like this?!
[09:25] ---
    Hmph! What else?
[09:30] ---
    A counterattack strategy.
[09:33] ---
    "Restaurant Grey"
[09:33] ---
    Well, that was fun. Let's do it again.
[09:36] ---
    Oh? Where is the General?
[09:37] ---
    He went to the other meeting.
[09:44] ---
    Well then. I'm going
    home by limo, so... ciao!
[09:48] ---
    Bye, Sieg!
[09:49] ---
    Ukita, thanks for taking the trouble
    to take pictures of your cats.
[09:53] ---
    Well, it wasn't like I took the trouble.
    I just happened to have them.
[10:00] ---
    Ukita, could it be
    that you like Kisara-chan?
[10:03] ---
    Y-You dummy! Don't talk so coolly
    about things that don't make sense!
[10:07] ---
    I've found Shinpaku.
[10:08] ---
    I've really got good luck.
[10:13] ---
    Ukita!
[10:18] ---
    You've got nice sunglasses.
[10:20] ---
    Ah!
[10:21] ---
    Ah! Y-You're... Berserker!
[10:24] ---
    I'm gonna tell you this just
    in case. I missed... on purpose.
[10:35] ---
    At any rate, it's a pain that we have to
    go shopping when Kenichi isn't around.
[10:40] ---
    We only realize how
    convenient a disciple is once he's gone.
[10:44] ---
    But since we bought this much,
    we'll be fine for a while.
[10:48] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[10:50] ---
    Oh? Where's Miu?
[10:53] ---
    Meow... Meow...
[10:57] ---
    They've got a new kitty.
    Oh... I wanna take her and run.
[11:02] ---
    You shouldn't, since it's a crime.
[11:05] ---
    Hey, Miu! We'll leave without you!
[11:08] ---
    It's no use, Sakaki.
[11:10] ---
    Once Miu becomes like that,
    she can't hear anything for at least an hour.
[11:13] ---
    Tsk! We're going
    home without you, okay?!
[11:16] ---
    Meow. Meow.
[11:18] ---
    --Meow. Meow.
    --Meow. Meow.
[11:19] ---
    --Meow. Meow.
    --Meow. Meow.
[11:22] ---
    Cow tits!
[11:23] ---
    K-K-Kisara-chan!
[11:26] ---
    Didn't we bump into each
    other the other day, too?
[11:27] ---
    Oh, yeah. At a bookstore.
[11:30] ---
    They had many photo books
    of cute kitties, didn't they?
[11:33] ---
    You were in the park, too.
[11:35] ---
    That's one of the places
    the kitties gather, so...
[11:39] ---
    This past week,
    you show up everywhere I go.
[11:43] ---
    It's just that we happen to
    have similar behavior patterns.
[11:46] ---
    Cat lovers are all brothers and sisters.
[11:48] ---
    Oh I see. We have a kitty bond!
[11:50] ---
    I have a condition where I want kitty
    power even more when I feel lonely.
[11:55] ---
    Lonely?
[11:57] ---
    Ah! That boy isn't around since he's
    undergoing intensive training, right?
[12:01] ---
    Could it be that you like him?
[12:03] ---
    Wh-Wh-What're you saying?!
[12:05] ---
    Kenichi-san is the first disciple at our place.
[12:07] ---
    That kind of feelings are impossible!
    He's more like a clumsy little brother.
[12:11] ---
    Or rather, a pet dog. If it was a cat,
    it would've been very nice.
[12:15] ---
    --Hey, if you say that much,
    it makes him out to be too pitiful.
    --Ahh... I like kitties better than dogs after all.
[12:18] ---
    I see.
    So Kenichi Shirahama isn't around, huh?
[12:21] ---
    Which means one of my targets
    is missing. That's unfortunate.
[12:26] ---
    Oh? You're the first one
    who dodged my first shot.
[12:31] ---
    It seems that you're as skillful
    as the rumor says, Miu Furinji!
[12:37] ---
    She threw something...
[12:40] ---
    Kisara... You should've
    stayed within my Walkure unit.
[12:43] ---
    I never expected that you'd join Shinpaku.
[12:46] ---
    Cow tits. This is my fight.
[12:50] ---
    Cat lovers are all brothers and sisters!
[12:53] ---
    You really are a busybody!
[12:55] ---
    We're Shinpaku hunting. Get them!
[13:04] ---
    Dammit! That darn Kisara!
    She isn't answering her cell!
[13:08] ---
    Matsui! What about you?!
[13:10] ---
    No good! Vice Commander
    Takeda isn't answering, either!
[13:12] ---
    Then call Ukita!
[13:14] ---
    Okay!
[13:15] ---
    I'll call in Sieg. At any rate, we'll
    gather our fighting power for now!
[13:19] ---
    Vice Commander Ukita!
    Where are you now?
[13:22] ---
    Wha...?!
[13:22] ---
    Hm? Wh-What's the matter, Matsui?!
[13:27] ---
    Is this Ukita?
[13:29] ---
    Huh? Ukita?
[13:31] ---
    He's now lying.... under my foot.
[13:51] ---
    Huh? Ukita?
[13:52] ---
    He's now lying... under my foot.
[13:57] ---
    C... Could it be that you're...
[14:00] ---
    Berserker.
[14:04] ---
    D-Don't tell me that
    Vice Commander was also...
[14:07] ---
    In a situation like this, the
    one who panics loses, Matsui.
[14:10] ---
    That damn Ragnarok.
    They've begun an all-out attack on us.
[14:14] ---
    It's time for the final showdown at last.
[14:17] ---
    We're gonna launch the
    Triple "O" Operation now!
[14:22] ---
    Isn't that Shirahama guy with you?
[14:24] ---
    Fighting everyone else is too boring.
[14:27] ---
    Take your foot off him!
[14:29] ---
    Takeda the puncher, huh?
[14:31] ---
    Rumor says that your ability using
    both arms is at the level of a Greatest Fist.
[14:34] ---
    I said take your foot off Ukita!
[14:39] ---
    That was a feint. Take this!
[14:41] ---
    Ultra Bolo Punch!
[14:44] ---
    Left... no, I'll dodge it to right...
[14:46] ---
    Wha...?! He moved both
    directions in front of my punch!
[14:49] ---
    ...since it's easier to kick from the right!
[14:57] ---
    C... Could it be that this guy is...
[15:01] ---
    Let me ask you something. Do you
    practice some kind of martial arts?
[15:06] ---
    None.
[15:07] ---
    He's an amateur, as I thought.
[15:09] ---
    This strength of his isn't
    something he gained through training!
[15:12] ---
    You're still getting up? Just as you'd
    expect from a boxer. You're tough.
[15:17] ---
    How terrifying...
[15:19] ---
    To see that he completely
    dodged my Bolo Punch by sight...
[15:22] ---
    Normally, people can dodge punches only
    after going through backbreaking training.
[15:28] ---
    However, that's not the case for this guy.
[15:30] ---
    He dodged the punch because he saw it.
[15:32] ---
    That's all he did.
[15:34] ---
    I don't wanna admit it,
    but geniuses really exist, huh?
[15:38] ---
    Now you're annoying me. Die.
[15:41] ---
    I said take your foot off him!
[15:43] ---
    It's a legitimate right for
    the strong to step on the weak.
[15:47] ---
    Isn't it the same
    in the boxing world, too?
[15:53] ---
    Tell me. I'm curious why you're so upset.
[15:57] ---
    Of course, I don't wanna hear a cheap
    reason like "for friendship," though.
[16:01] ---
    Then, cover your ears!
    That'll leave your body full of openings!
[16:08] ---
    Hmph. How boring. I thought
    you might have some amazing reason.
[16:13] ---
    Now, Takeda!
[16:15] ---
    Kill him!
[16:16] ---
    Ukita!
[16:24] ---
    He caught my jab! But this is it for you!
    Here's my illusive left punch!
[16:31] ---
    That smarts.
[16:34] ---
    What the hell...?!
[16:38] ---
    Die.
[16:45] ---
    You're all like snails.
[16:48] ---
    You move around slowly. And if I
    step on you, you break. How boring.
[16:53] ---
    Remove that filthy foot of yours,
    you petty underling.
[16:57] ---
    Are you... going to
    entertain me at least a little?
[17:03] ---
    Entertain you?
    Are you stupid or what, you dimwit?
[17:08] ---
    You'll sleep in hell tonight...
    while hugging your knees in defeat.
[17:13] ---
    I see.
[17:14] ---
    You do have a face of a wicked
    person, just like the wanted photo.
[17:17] ---
    So people with this
    kind of face do exist, huh?
[17:19] ---
    Sure. I am Sir Haruo Niijima,
    General of the Shinpaku Federation!
[17:25] ---
    Come on, you petty underling!
    I'll take you on.
[17:28] ---
    But then, you probably won't even
    be able to lay a single finger on me.
[17:34] ---
    The Triple "O" Operation... Go!
[17:38] ---
    Did he just... run off?
[17:40] ---
    What's the matter, Berserker?!
[17:42] ---
    Did you flinch at the speed of the man
    with the fastest getaway ability?!
[17:54] ---
    What?!
[17:59] ---
    I see... It's a little... fun.
[18:06] ---
    Level two is completed!
[18:08] ---
    Ah! Then did I master
    the sphere of control?!
[18:11] ---
    Wishful thinking!
[18:16] ---
    Level three! Hell of bees!
[18:24] ---
    Parry only the ones with their
    stingers out right before they sting you!
[18:28] ---
    I-Impossible! Impossible!
    Impossible! Definitely impossible!
[18:31] ---
    Hey, "serene state of mind"!
[18:33] ---
    There's no way!
[18:44] ---
    They've improved!
[18:47] ---
    We underwent intensive training
    taking into consideration
[18:49] ---
    what the rice scoop monster who
    fell from the sky the other day said.
[18:54] ---
    As long as you depend
    on the power of a weapon,
[18:57] ---
    you can't become the weapon's master.
[18:59] ---
    First, you need to become
    the master of yourse... lf.
[19:10] ---
    Hey, don't use me as a stepping stool!
[19:12] ---
    Sorry 'bout that!
[19:14] ---
    There!
[19:18] ---
    I saw something round.
[19:24] ---
    I caught it!
[19:26] ---
    Tsk!
[19:27] ---
    Where on Earth did you bring
    out such a long object from?!
[19:36] ---
    I see...
[19:39] ---
    So you were hiding it along the line
    connecting my eyes and your fist.
[19:44] ---
    If I lance, it's a spear. If I parry, it's
    a naginata. If I hold it, it's a sword.
[19:49] ---
    A staff can be used for any purpose.
[19:52] ---
    I see. So you're a jojutsu practitioner.
[19:55] ---
    Wait, cow tits!
    I'll take down this woman!
[20:04] ---
    I'll leave the small fries to you!
[20:05] ---
    Okay, okay!
[20:06] ---
    You called us small fries?!
[20:08] ---
    You don't know your place.
    Well, that's okay. Let's settle this!
[20:14] ---
    Secret technique!
    Niijima-style Skipping Four Steps!
[20:20] ---
    I caught you.
[20:23] ---
    You won't get away!
[20:25] ---
    I will get away!
[20:28] ---
    Ahh! Help! A pervert...!
    A pervert is chasing me!
[20:35] ---
    Berserker! Now you won't be
    able to walk around in this town!
[20:39] ---
    That's right. Follow me!
[20:41] ---
    Guidelines for
    Niijima-style Tactics, Rule No. 1.
[20:43] ---
    When dealing with a
    coolheaded guy, make him angry
[20:46] ---
    so that he loses his perspective.
[20:47] ---
    "South Exit Shopping District"
[20:57] ---
    Oh no...
[20:59] ---
    You damn roach...
[21:01] ---
    W-Wait! Don't come here!
[21:03] ---
    All right... Keep walking
    this way, you pitiful sacrifice.
[21:10] ---
    Good. Right there!
[21:20] ---
    Hmph, I see...
[21:22] ---
    After running around, a trap, huh?
[21:25] ---
    It's a tasteless, but effective plan.
[21:28] ---
    But you're dealing
    with someone too good.
[21:30] ---
    The end.
[21:32] ---
    Ahh! No way! To think that you
    figured out my splendid acting!
[21:37] ---
    Die!
[21:38] ---
    No! Stop it!
[21:42] ---
    Just kidding.
[21:47] ---
    Tsk!
[21:48] ---
    How about that? This is my "Hole No. 2"
    that I've been digging since childhood.
[21:52] ---
    It's gotten so deep that you'd think
    "Wouldn't it be the end of me if I fell?"
[21:57] ---
    You were able to evade No. 1,
    but you've still got a long way to go.
[22:01] ---
    "Capturing my Opponent On my Own"
[22:03] ---
    In short, the Triple "O" Operation.
[22:06] ---
    That'll teach you!
[22:08] ---
    Do you wanna know why I'm the leader
    of my group and you're No. 2 of yours?
[22:14] ---
    Tell me. I'll hear it in lieu of your will.
[22:18] ---
    You think about plots within plots,
[22:21] ---
    but I think about plots within
    plots within plots. That's why.
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:17] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:44] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    It was out of spite that you became a
    Greatest Fist without using a weapon.
[24:09] ---
    And now, to see that you
    joined one of our enemies.
[24:12] ---
    I feel like I had my hand
    bitten by my own pet dog.
[24:14] ---
    Big Sis Freya,
    I'll no longer chase after you.
[24:19] ---
    I'll take my own path. That's all.
[24:22] ---
    You've gotten a smart mouth.
[24:25] ---
    But your kicks are
    helpless before my jojutsu.
[24:29] ---
    I'll attack you... with all my might!
[24:33] ---
    Take this!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E45 - The Decisive Attack! Kisara Dances!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers who
    have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:31] ---
    If I lance, it's a spear. If I parry,
    it's a naginata. If I hold it, it's a sword.
[01:35] ---
    I see. So you're a jojutsu practitioner.
[01:38] ---
    Wait, cow tits! I'll take down this woman!
[01:50] ---
    You think about plots within plots,
[01:53] ---
    but I think about plots within
    plots within plots. That's why.
[01:59] ---
    This is revenge for everyone!
    It's an adhesive with a quick effect!
[02:05] ---
    I'm gonna take lots of embarrassing
    pictures of you unable to move
[02:08] ---
    so that you won't be able
    to walk in town ever again!
[02:21] ---
    Ah! G-General!
[02:23] ---
    Huh? What's the matter, Matsui?
[02:26] ---
    What a fearsome man...
[02:27] ---
    Huh?!
[02:29] ---
    You use neither power nor skills.
[02:32] ---
    I've never fought a type like you.
[02:35] ---
    I enjoyed this quite a bit, Haruo Niijima.
[02:38] ---
    Wh-When did you...
[02:40] ---
    But this is it for you...
[02:42] ---
    ...and the Shinpaku Federation
    or whatever as well.
[02:45] ---
    This is bad. To see him slip through my
    perfect operation by a feat of strength...
[02:50] ---
    How fearsome, Berserker...
[02:52] ---
    Die.
[02:56] ---
    He's coming this way!
[03:02] ---
    Sorry, Kenichi! I couldn't
    hold out until you came back!
[03:09] ---
    That was close. I made it just in time.
[03:14] ---
    Sieg! Siegfried!
[03:16] ---
    I was surprised at being summoned so
    soon after the senior member meeting.
[03:21] ---
    Don't interfere.
[03:25] ---
    Sieg!
[03:26] ---
    Go! My dear king of the demons!
[03:28] ---
    You bastard!
[03:31] ---
    Sorry, Sieg!
[03:41] ---
    Since women are weaker than men,
    we use a weapon to defeat men.
[03:46] ---
    You hate it that much, Kisara?!
[03:50] ---
    It was out of spite that you became a
    Greatest Fist without using a weapon.
[03:54] ---
    And now, to see that you
    joined one of our enemies.
[04:03] ---
    I feel like I had my hand
    bitten by my own pet dog.
[04:13] ---
    Naughty girls who try to
    throw a wrench in their duel
[04:15] ---
    will receive a flurry of Miu-chan's
    kicks with very little mercy!
[04:20] ---
    Thanks.
[04:21] ---
    I told you, Big Sis Freya.
    I'll take my own path. That's all!
[04:27] ---
    I'll no longer chase after you.
[04:31] ---
    Hmph... That's not nice.
[04:42] ---
    Oops. I won't let you go to
    the lower reaches of the river.
[04:45] ---
    If you want to go after him, then jump in!
[04:46] ---
    But then, you probably won't be able to
    catch up with the General who lives up
[04:50] ---
    to his reputation as a water imp.
[04:58] ---
    Hm?
[05:10] ---
    What's the matter?
    Thanks to this bad foothold,
[05:13] ---
    your special attack, the irregular
    counterattack, isn't sharp.
[05:16] ---
    This foothold is bad for you, too.
[05:18] ---
    On top of that, your fighting
    style of relying on your strength
[05:21] ---
    isn't good for fighting against me.
[05:23] ---
    Don't get conceited!
[05:24] ---
    Oops!
[05:30] ---
    Do re mi fa...!
[05:33] ---
    Hmm... They aren't too
    shabby for kids these days.
[05:37] ---
    Oh? They sure are lively.
[05:40] ---
    Ah! I see a water imp!
    He's going down the river!
[05:43] ---
    Where? Where? Where's the water imp?
[05:45] ---
    Their fighting skills are rough.
    That makes me remember Kenichi.
[05:49] ---
    Hey, don't speak like he's dead.
[05:52] ---
    He's just secluded in
    the mountains for a week.
[05:55] ---
    He must miss him quite a bit.
[05:56] ---
    You can't use your spinning from
    the other side of the fence, can you?!
[05:59] ---
    Oops. It won't work a second time.
[06:01] ---
    Gotcha.
[06:06] ---
    What a forzando kick!
[06:09] ---
    To think that he had that much
    power in a kick from that position!
[06:14] ---
    Great fighter though you are, you
    can't dodge that in midair, can you?
[06:19] ---
    This is bad. I've got three broken ribs.
[06:22] ---
    Now that it has come to this...!
[06:41] ---
    Mozart's Requiem...
[06:51] ---
    Oops. I won't let you escape.
[06:54] ---
    You're interested only in music.
[06:56] ---
    Why do you go this far
    for that weak group?!
[07:00] ---
    You'll never understand.
[07:03] ---
    When everyone in that group gets together,
[07:05] ---
    I can hear a very comforting melody...
[07:09] ---
    ...a melody that I never heard in Ragnarok.
[07:12] ---
    If you're gonna break that, I'd rather
    take you out with me... Berserker.
[07:18] ---
    Are you serious?
[07:19] ---
    Do my eyes look like I'm kidding?
[07:23] ---
    Take this, the ultimate secret technique!
[07:25] ---
    Requiem Buster!
[07:29] ---
    It's too bad that
    it's not concrete below us.
[07:32] ---
    I'll have you sink with me!
[07:36] ---
    Ah! They jumped into the water!
[07:38] ---
    Hey, hey... One of them had
    the intention of dying in his eyes.
[07:42] ---
    Ahh... I wanted to hear that melody
    of friendship one more time.
[07:49] ---
    Risking their lives over a challenge...
    That's indeed youth.
[07:53] ---
    A challenge in a filthy river? I don't
    really get it, but they've sure got guts.
[07:57] ---
    Don't interfere. It looks like a du... el.
[08:03] ---
    What?!
[08:04] ---
    You're annoying!
[08:06] ---
    His strength just grew incredibly!
[08:09] ---
    Shoot! Is he in berserk mode?!
[08:16] ---
    "No Fishing"
[08:25] ---
    Sieg... Dammit! As it stands, the Shinpaku
    Federation will be annihilated!
[08:29] ---
    Hurry back, Kenichi!
[08:36] ---
    Did you see the water imp?
[08:38] ---
    "No Fishing"
[08:40] ---
    This is bad!
[08:41] ---
    The hat guy isn't coming up.
[08:45] ---
    Let me ask you one thing, Sakaki.
    Are you, by any chance...
[08:48] ---
    What?! Are you planning
    to land on that post too?!
[08:52] ---
    You idiot!
[08:58] ---
    Heavy...
[08:59] ---
    What can I do?
[09:02] ---
    There it is!
[09:04] ---
    Take him!
[09:05] ---
    Apa!
[09:06] ---
    Is that... a water imp? Hey, a water imp?
[09:09] ---
    This is a monster called the Sea Ghost.
[09:12] ---
    He isn't a ghost yet.
[09:15] ---
    What a gutsy young man.
[09:18] ---
    Let's hurry up and
    bring him to Ryozanpaku.
[09:23] ---
    M-Mr. Kenichi... H-Hurry back...
[09:27] ---
    Mr. Kenichi...!
[09:31] ---
    Oh? Those are good attacks, Kisara.
[09:33] ---
    Just as expected of a girl
    who won my confidence.
[09:36] ---
    But you're helpless before my jojutsu!
[09:40] ---
    The moment you decided
    not to use any weapons,
[09:42] ---
    you forever lost any chance of winning.
[09:48] ---
    Why do you go that far to defy me?
[09:50] ---
    You used to be very loyal to me.
[09:57] ---
    Good going, Kisara! Take him down!
[10:05] ---
    Just kidding.
[10:06] ---
    Shoot!
[10:07] ---
    There! Up you go!
[10:13] ---
    There's no way a girl's kicks
    have effect on a man's muscle
[10:16] ---
    when he's seriously trained!
[10:17] ---
    Dammit!
[10:18] ---
    Jeek Gi!
[10:21] ---
    That hurt, you rat!
[10:23] ---
    I told you women can't do it, didn't I?!
[10:25] ---
    Shut up!
[10:35] ---
    A-Amazing! Did you see that?!
[10:37] ---
    It was so fast that I couldn't see it.
[10:40] ---
    She took that big man down...
    with just one strike...
[10:43] ---
    She's incredible!
[10:46] ---
    You have a natural ability to fight.
[10:48] ---
    Join my group.
[11:09] ---
    Big Sis Freya, here's something to drink.
[11:12] ---
    Okay.
[11:13] ---
    Those incredible punches are fostered
    by intense muscle training, huh?
[11:27] ---
    Round holes?!
[11:28] ---
    This is why.
[11:32] ---
    It's a portable screw-in staff.
[11:35] ---
    In real battles, just one stick
    can completely make up for
[11:38] ---
    the difference in power
    between you and your opponent.
[11:41] ---
    A weapon...
[11:42] ---
    Under normal circumstances, you'd
    use a chest-height staff called chigiriki,
[11:46] ---
    but I put priority on making it easy to
    carry in town and made it a little shorter.
[12:02] ---
    "Absolute techniques"...
    That's the reason for my muscle training.
[12:07] ---
    In fights, where you wear no protectors
    and follow no rules, gender doesn't matter.
[12:12] ---
    Amazing...
[12:13] ---
    You can't get this far
    with an ordinary training.
[12:16] ---
    At the time, I thought that Big Sis Freya
    was someone I could really respect.
[12:21] ---
    Amazing!
[12:23] ---
    But Kisara, you were thinking that
    using weapons was dirty, weren't you?
[12:28] ---
    That's why you left my Walkure unit
[12:30] ---
    and aimed to become a
    Greatest Fist without using a weapon.
[12:33] ---
    No, I don't think it's dirty. But...
[12:36] ---
    But...?
[12:38] ---
    I didn't want you to force
    the use of weapons on me.
[12:41] ---
    I have my own goal!
[12:45] ---
    You know the man named
    Kenichi Shirahama, right, Big Sis Freya?
[12:48] ---
    That girl's boyfriend.
[12:49] ---
    He's not my boyfriend!
    He's like a clumsy little brother.
[12:53] ---
    No, rather, he's like a pet dog!
[12:56] ---
    You go that far?!
[12:58] ---
    He said...
[13:00] ---
    I'll never raise a hand against a woman!
[13:03] ---
    Just turn around and go home!
[13:05] ---
    ...to me, someone who
    was stronger than himself.
[13:08] ---
    I was quite pissed off, but
    when I saw his eyes, I noticed
[13:12] ---
    that he didn't say it to
    mock me or to act like a hero.
[13:17] ---
    Just like you have your pride...
[13:20] ---
    ...I have my principles!
[13:23] ---
    He said that he was just sticking to
    them because he decided it himself.
[13:27] ---
    I'm the same. I decided to
    become strong without using weapons,
[13:32] ---
    so I'm just not using them.
[13:34] ---
    I don't intend to deny or mock you guys.
[13:37] ---
    Since those're my principles,
    I'm not using weapons. That's all!
[13:42] ---
    You could rub others the wrong
    way even when you're just walking by.
[13:47] ---
    I'll say it one more time.
[13:48] ---
    I'll take my own path! That's all!
[13:51] ---
    Kisara!
[14:02] ---
    From here on, it's not a fight between
    jojutsu and tae kwon do any more.
[14:05] ---
    It's a fight between you and me, Freya!
[14:08] ---
    Fine, Kisara!
[14:11] ---
    Kenichi-san must be
    someone who was born
[14:16] ---
    to have an effect on
    others in one way or another.
[14:19] ---
    Pay attention, big-forehead girl!
[14:27] ---
    Dammit. She's just like a feather...
[14:29] ---
    A sharp flight feather!
[14:30] ---
    To think she's fighting all of us with
    her bare hands... Is she really a human?
[14:35] ---
    Ahh... I wonder what
    Kenichi-san is doing now.
[14:42] ---
    Okay! Level 5 completed!
[14:52] ---
    Ahh... I'm gonna die soon, aren't I?
[14:58] ---
    Now, we're moving onto Level 6!
[15:04] ---
    Just as expected of Ken-chan.
[15:05] ---
    That must be his passionate way of
    showing that he can still keep on going.
[15:10] ---
    I can hardly wait.
[15:14] ---
    I'd rather you killed me once and for all!
[15:19] ---
    What's the matter?
    You're all talk and no action, Kisara!
[15:22] ---
    Her aim is incredibly accurate.
[15:24] ---
    But how about when I get this close?!
[15:27] ---
    Jeek Gi!
[15:30] ---
    She evaded it... from this distance?!
[15:33] ---
    So changing the fighting
    distance doesn't work?!
[15:36] ---
    I-I caught it!
[15:41] ---
    This staff is part of my body.
[15:44] ---
    I can change its shape at will.
[15:47] ---
    A fist that never gets crushed...
    That's a weapon!
[15:51] ---
    Sh... She's strong!
[15:55] ---
    Is it impossible to defeat a
    weapon with bare hands after all?
[16:06] ---
    You titsy monster!
[16:09] ---
    How... rude!
[16:12] ---
    Monster?! Big-forehead girl?! Cow tits?!
[16:14] ---
    I do have a respectable,
    pretty name, Miu Furinji!
[16:21] ---
    Ah... Kisara-chan!
[16:23] ---
    I finished taking care of these people.
    You do your best. Fight!
[16:29] ---
    It's easy for you to say.
[16:31] ---
    But I now know that it's not impossible.
[16:34] ---
    She's the proof.
[16:36] ---
    To see you still get back up...
    You've got guts as ever, Kisara.
[16:41] ---
    But to see that cow tits knocked down
[16:43] ---
    those with weapons
    without getting hit even once.
[16:47] ---
    Her movements were just like those
    of a feather fluttering in the wind.
[16:50] ---
    I wonder if I can move like that.
[16:56] ---
    Her movements suddenly changed!
[16:58] ---
    That's...
[17:00] ---
    She instantly took my movements in!
    She's a quick learner!
[17:06] ---
    The stiffness in her movements
    disappeared. She's on a roll!
[17:09] ---
    Kisara-chan!
[17:11] ---
    Instead of evading her attacks,
    go along with her movements!
[17:15] ---
    Go along...?
[17:16] ---
    And instead of kicking, seize her territory!
[17:19] ---
    Her territory?!
[17:25] ---
    She's open from above!
[17:31] ---
    Her opening is about to close!
[17:33] ---
    Make it!
[17:39] ---
    I told you, didn't I? This is my fist!
    There's no place it can't reach!
[17:43] ---
    Then, this is a fight
    between your fist and my heels!
[17:50] ---
    Double Jeek Gi!
[17:55] ---
    Nice fight!
[17:57] ---
    Looks like your heel dropkick was so fast
[17:59] ---
    that all she could do was
    barely switch to defend.
[18:02] ---
    Frankly, if she had attacked then,
    you would've taken quite a bit of damage.
[18:07] ---
    It's not over yet.
[18:10] ---
    To see you crushed the fist...
    that never gets crushed...
[18:14] ---
    Ah!
[18:15] ---
    Tsk. I only made it
    a more dangerous weapon.
[18:18] ---
    Th-This fight...
[18:23] ---
    Kisara... you win.
[18:26] ---
    The jojutsu practitioner
    got her staff broken.
[18:29] ---
    I have no choice but to admit my defeat.
[18:31] ---
    What're you saying?! You can still move!
[18:34] ---
    I see.
[18:36] ---
    Once the staff has a pointed tip,
    it's no different from spears.
[18:40] ---
    Jojutsu is a martial art that practices
    the "defeating without killing" principle.
[18:43] ---
    So your principle is to defeat your
    opponent without killing, isn't it?
[18:43] ---
    "Defeating Without Killing"
[18:47] ---
    That's right.
[18:48] ---
    If you just want to take down your enemy,
    you can use guns and knives.
[18:51] ---
    "Without killing" is the pride of jojutsu!
[18:54] ---
    So that's your creed, isn't it, Freya-san?
[18:57] ---
    Then, take a different weapon!
    We can still fight!
[19:01] ---
    No, I'd better not. I don't
    feel like I can defeat you now.
[19:08] ---
    You've become strong... Kisara.
[19:12] ---
    Big Sis... Freya...
[19:21] ---
    At any rate, Kisara-chan rose to quite
    a high level, even if only for a second.
[19:27] ---
    Depending on the instructors
    and environment, she may blossom.
[19:35] ---
    Hey, did you hear?
[19:37] ---
    They say that the Shinpaku Federation
    is pretty much annihilated.
[19:39] ---
    Yeah, I did.
[19:41] ---
    Ragnarok really is scary.
[19:44] ---
    But I heard that some members and admirals
    are still making good on their escape.
[19:48] ---
    Geez... That's all guys talk about!
[19:51] ---
    I wonder if Shirahama-kun is safe.
    He hasn't come to the gardening club lately.
[19:56] ---
    I heard that Ragnarok is
    looking for them all over the town.
[19:58] ---
    Shirahama-kun...!
[20:00] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation Headquarters"
[20:06] ---
    "General - Haruo Niijima" "First
    Commander" "Kenichi Shirahama"
[20:08] ---
    "Second Commander
    Natsu Tanimoto (Planned)"
[20:14] ---
    "Tanimoto"
[20:15] ---
    Hmph!
[20:16] ---
    It feels a little lonely
    without those idiots around.
[20:25] ---
    Commander Tanimoto! I knew you'd come!
[20:29] ---
    Hey, idiot! You're taking
    it wrong! Let go of me!
[20:32] ---
    I was feeling better that
    this group went under!
[20:35] ---
    What're you saying?!
    It hasn't gone under yet!
[20:38] ---
    Your friends are in a huge pinch, you know!
[20:40] ---
    Like I keep saying, I've never
    considered you guys as my friends!
[20:44] ---
    But we all think of you as one
    of us, Commander Tanimoto!
[20:50] ---
    This is the map to the General's hideout.
[20:53] ---
    Since I believe that you're
    one of us, I'll give this to you.
[20:56] ---
    Hey!
[20:57] ---
    Well then, I'm leaving now. Shin... paku!
[21:00] ---
    H-Hey!
[21:01] ---
    I just came to pick up the General's PDA.
[21:04] ---
    As soon as Commander Shirahama is back,
    we'll begin our counterattack!
[21:13] ---
    "Safety First"
[21:14] ---
    Large nose?
[21:16] ---
    Grey.
[21:17] ---
    Okay, come in.
[21:19] ---
    I brought back your PDA!
[21:21] ---
    Who's there?!
[21:22] ---
    Hello! I'm Koga of the kicks.
[21:25] ---
    He's the only survivor in the Kisara Crew.
[21:27] ---
    He told me that he escaped
    danger by pretending to be dead.
[21:29] ---
    I see.
[21:30] ---
    I bought some food and drinks for you.
[21:32] ---
    I bought Space Cola too,
    which I heard you like.
[21:35] ---
    It's such a minor drink that
    I had a hard time finding it.
[21:38] ---
    Oh, thanks! You're so considerate.
[21:41] ---
    At any rate, I'm surprised
    you knew my favorite soda.
[21:44] ---
    What? Well, it's famous, so...
[21:47] ---
    Oh...?
[21:48] ---
    Why is the cap open? You drink it.
[21:53] ---
    I drank it!
[21:59] ---
    Oh no! Bathroom!
[22:02] ---
    So it contained a laxative...
[22:04] ---
    Close all the doors, Matsui!
[22:06] ---
    Y-Yes sir! But what's going on?!
[22:12] ---
    "Safety First"
[22:14] ---
    You don't get it, Matsui?
[22:16] ---
    Ragnarok found out about this place!
[22:23] ---
    Where's the bathroom?!
[22:24] ---
    It's over there, you good-for-nothing.
[22:25] ---
    He can't even manage to keep
    them there even though he's a spy?
[22:29] ---
    Well, that's okay, since they're like a rat
    in a trap... no, an alien in a trap, huh?
[22:48] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[22:51] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[23:04] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[23:07] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[23:10] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[23:17] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[23:23] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[23:31] ---
    With the passionate soul that
    soars through the sky, yeah, yeah
[23:37] ---
    Come on, dance!
    Being ordinary isn't enough
[23:44] ---
    Unlock your dream!
    It sure will be a bright tomorrow
[23:50] ---
    That's right! Let it all
    hang out until you reach there
[24:05] ---
    Ken-chan, what's the matter,
    staring at your cell phone?
[24:09] ---
    "I'm doing fine. Are you doing okay? This is
    something I've always wanted to tell you."
[24:09] ---
    Well, I've got an e-mail from Niijima,
    and it's a little strange.
[24:14] ---
    Let me see...
[24:16] ---
    Yeah, this e-mail is indeed a little strange.
[24:18] ---
    Yeah.
[24:20] ---
    He'd never tell his plan to
    anyone even if it costs him his life.
[24:23] ---
    Hmm... That message...
    sounds as if it's a farewell note.
[24:27] ---
    A farewell note?!
[24:28] ---
    Could it be that... there's been
    something going on while I've been gone?
[24:33] ---
    Niijima!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E46 - Farewell! A Determined Niijima Joins the Fray!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers
    who have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:35] ---
    Oh, did I swing it too strong?
[01:38] ---
    In any case, you should dodge it!
[01:40] ---
    Oh well... Let's take a break.
[01:47] ---
    You could've taken me
    down more gently, you know.
[01:50] ---
    I'll go get food.
[01:54] ---
    I'll die if this keeps up.
[01:56] ---
    I shouldn't have taken Elder's training
[01:58] ---
    just because I wanted to defeat Ryuto-kun.
[02:01] ---
    Ahh... I wanna hear my
    family's voices before I die.
[02:04] ---
    Honoka... Dad... Mom...
[02:07] ---
    Miu-san...
[02:09] ---
    But then, there's no way that I'll get
    a signal this deep in the mountains.
[02:15] ---
    It's a miracle! I got one bar of signal!
[02:18] ---
    God gave me one bar
    since I'm gonna die soon!
[02:23] ---
    Oops. It disappears if
    I'm not in this position.
[02:26] ---
    I have to hurry up and call.
[02:28] ---
    Hm? E-mail...? Who's that from?
[02:31] ---
    "Niijima"
[02:32] ---
    Ugh! Niijima?!
[02:34] ---
    From the guy I least wanna
    remember at a time like this... Seriously!
[02:38] ---
    Oh? He's livelier than I thought.
[02:41] ---
    Maybe it's thanks to the
    training by his other masters.
[02:43] ---
    Ah!
[02:44] ---
    "I'm doing fine. Are you doing okay?
    This is something I've always wanted to tell you."
[02:45] ---
    This e-mail is strange.
[02:47] ---
    This is something I've
    always wanted to tell you.
[02:50] ---
    You continue to surprise me.
[02:52] ---
    I've always believed that
    people have their place from birth.
[02:57] ---
    People who get picked on
    were born to be picked on.
[03:01] ---
    Who becomes a leader...
    Who gets bossed around...
[03:05] ---
    Those things are properly
    decided based on their place at birth.
[03:09] ---
    But you shook that belief
    of mine to its very core.
[03:14] ---
    Within the classifications of
    humans that I've researched,
[03:18] ---
    you used to belong to the
    category of "worm-like people."
[03:20] ---
    But your position is about to be raised
    to that of a charismatic man right now...
[03:23] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[03:25] ---
    ...due to your crazy efforts and willpower.
[03:28] ---
    Then one grand dream came to my mind.
[03:33] ---
    One day, having you as the core...
[03:35] ---
    I'd like to launch a general
    martial arts organization and use it
[03:37] ---
    as a test center to see how much
    worm-like people in this world can change.
[03:43] ---
    Well, in any case, think only about
    defeating Ryuto Asamiya for now.
[03:47] ---
    See ya. By Niijima.
[03:50] ---
    Niijima...!
[03:51] ---
    Hm? Whoa! You scared me!
    You completely hid your presence! Geez...
[03:55] ---
    You're right. This e-mail is a little strange.
[03:59] ---
    Yes. Even if it costs him his life...
[04:02] ---
    ...he'd never tell his plan to anyone.
[04:06] ---
    Yeah... That message...
    sounds as if it's a farewell note.
[04:11] ---
    A farewell note?
[04:17] ---
    "Safety First"
[04:24] ---
    What a big mob...
[04:27] ---
    If they all attack at once,
    we don't stand a chance.
[04:30] ---
    General! Has Commander
    Shirahama responded to your e-mail?!
[04:34] ---
    Is he gonna make it back on time?
[04:38] ---
    Kenichi is...
[04:40] ---
    Ah...!
[04:41] ---
    I see... You didn't call
    him in, did you, General?
[04:45] ---
    Matsui?
[04:46] ---
    I know.
[04:47] ---
    Even if we call him back now, with
    the Shinpaku Federation in this state...
[04:49] ---
    ...he'd die in vain!
[04:51] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[04:52] ---
    Let's ride this out by ourselves!
[04:55] ---
    Matsui... You...
[05:00] ---
    Molotov cocktails?!
[05:02] ---
    Burn! Burn!
[05:08] ---
    Dammit! They're trying to smoke us out!
[05:10] ---
    We have no choice! We'll open the doors!
[05:12] ---
    Now that it's come to this, we'll cut
    through in front of Loki and escape,
[05:15] ---
    just like Yoshihiro
    Shimazu made his retreat!
[05:17] ---
    Yeah!
[05:18] ---
    Uhm, who's this Shimazu guy?
[05:21] ---
    Yoshihiro Shimazu!
[05:23] ---
    He's a warlord who had his army
    retreat through the front lines
[05:25] ---
    in the Battle of Sekigahara
    when his troops were surrounded
[05:27] ---
    by leyasu Tokugawa's eastern army
    of tens of thousands of soldiers!
[05:43] ---
    This is crazy!
[05:44] ---
    I’ve heard of being surrounded,
    but this is overkill!
[05:46] ---
    Are you guys idiots or what?!
[05:48] ---
    In order to deal with idiots,
    I just become an idiot, too.
[05:52] ---
    Do it.
[05:57] ---
    Elder, I have to go back
    to the town right away.
[06:01] ---
    Oh? Your training hasn't
    completed yet, you know.
[06:04] ---
    My friends are in a pinch!
[06:06] ---
    There's no mistake about it. To think he...
    Niijima is saying things like this...
[06:10] ---
    They must be in a real bad situation.
[06:12] ---
    I can tell... since I've been
    with him from middle school...
[06:16] ---
    ...although, well, he was a bully.
[06:19] ---
    I know his personality better than anyone!
[06:22] ---
    Hmm... Well, if it's delinquents
    in town, he's at an okay level.
[06:27] ---
    Okay! We'll make this an exception.
    Let's cut it short and go home then.
[06:30] ---
    Okay!
[06:31] ---
    But no matter how much we hurry,
    it'll take at least 9 hours.
[06:35] ---
    Yipes. I forgot about it!
[06:38] ---
    Well, I know one way that takes less
    than 5 hours to get us back, though.
[06:42] ---
    What?!
[06:44] ---
    Really?! Then let's do that.
[06:46] ---
    Hmm... That way is indeed fast, but...
[06:51] ---
    ...I can't guarantee your life.
[06:53] ---
    What?
[06:56] ---
    It doesn't matter. Every minute counts.
[06:59] ---
    Okay! Then get ready!
[07:01] ---
    Yes sir!
[07:02] ---
    The sparkle in his eyes has become sharper
    now that his friends are in a pinch.
[07:06] ---
    As I thought, he's indeed befitting
    to be a disciple at Ryozanpaku.
[07:13] ---
    General! I'll hold them off! Please escape!
[07:16] ---
    Matsui!
[07:18] ---
    Hmph... He's got a weird popularity
    among his subordinates, hasn't he?
[07:23] ---
    No. 20!
[07:27] ---
    Dammit!
[07:28] ---
    Don't be a big pain!
[07:29] ---
    Dosukoi!
[07:33] ---
    You're...
[07:35] ---
    Thor of practical sumo... is on the scene!
[07:42] ---
    Thor... How dare you...
[07:45] ---
    I'm here based on the earnest
    request by my best friend, Siegfried!
[07:49] ---
    I'll participate in Shinpaku from today on!
[07:52] ---
    Hmph. What can you do all
    by yourself? You'll die in vain.
[07:56] ---
    You're dumb as always.
[07:58] ---
    Dumb! Dumb!
[07:59] ---
    "Release Spirit" "Ready"
[08:01] ---
    It's true that I'm dumber than you.
[08:04] ---
    But looks like I'm not the only dumb one.
[08:09] ---
    What?!
[08:14] ---
    Whoa!
[08:15] ---
    I knew he'd come for us!
[08:21] ---
    Elder! Is this method what you
    meant by "not guaranteeing my life"?!
[08:26] ---
    Yeah. I carry you on my back and run
    at full speed from start to finish!
[08:30] ---
    This is precisely the shortest route.
[08:33] ---
    I-It sure is fast, but...
[08:35] ---
    ...once my hands get numb,
    that's the end for me... right?!
[08:40] ---
    Oops.
[08:46] ---
    Ex Sixth Greatest Fist, Hermit...
[08:48] ---
    Ex Seventh Greatest Fist, Thor...
[08:50] ---
    I don't get it. Why do so many
    people gather to that alien's group?
[08:57] ---
    You bastards!
[08:58] ---
    To see that you didn't just leave
    Ragnarok but joined Shinpaku...
[09:02] ---
    I don't know what
    you're talking about, Loki.
[09:04] ---
    I just came to get even with you.
[09:07] ---
    How dare you boss me around
    using the Great Sage Fist's name.
[09:12] ---
    Thor! According to the information I have,
[09:15] ---
    you swore to Shirahama
    that you'd no longer fight!
[09:21] ---
    Fight?! What're you talking about?
[09:23] ---
    I've just been training...
    in practical sumo here.
[09:29] ---
    That's right! If you don't wanna be
    dragged into his practical sumo training,
[09:33] ---
    you guys get out of here!
[09:36] ---
    Bastards... How dare you
    all act so full of yourselves!
[09:40] ---
    No. 4! No. 3!
[09:55] ---
    When we have an important
    event waiting after this...
[09:58] ---
    Hey! Make an all-out attack!
[10:00] ---
    Out of my way!
[10:15] ---
    Hmph... As I thought, he'll
    be a pain if I fight him head on.
[10:18] ---
    I'll get him as exhausted as I can
    first and take him down, I guess.
[10:22] ---
    What're you doing?!
    You guys go too, already!
[10:27] ---
    Dosukoi!
[10:31] ---
    Th-This is too much!
[10:33] ---
    I came because I heard that I could
    see the Shinpaku Federation's execution.
[10:36] ---
    This isn't what I was told! I'm leaving!
[10:39] ---
    M-Me, too!
[10:42] ---
    Th-That was a joke. I was just kidding.
[10:44] ---
    We're going back to our post.
[10:46] ---
    Darn, they're already here...
[10:53] ---
    The First Greatest Fist, Odin...
[10:56] ---
    The Second Greatest Fist, Berserker...
[11:16] ---
    This is terrible... Berserker
    and their No. 1 guy are here, too.
[11:19] ---
    Th-This is it for us!
[11:22] ---
    What's this racket, Loki?
[11:25] ---
    I just told you to bring me the
    leader of the Shinpaku Federation.
[11:29] ---
    Why did you summon all
    of our low-ranking soldiers?
[11:32] ---
    To capture him without fail.
[11:34] ---
    Why don't you stop just working on plans
[11:36] ---
    and capture him on your own for once?
[11:38] ---
    What a useless man.
[11:40] ---
    That's enough, Loki. I'll dismiss you
    from your operation advisor position.
[11:44] ---
    Tsk. This is sooner than I planned,
    but I guess I have no choice.
[11:48] ---
    Who's actually the useless one, Odin?
[11:51] ---
    What'd you say?
[11:52] ---
    "Koetsuji Bonesetter's Clinic"
[11:52] ---
    Let go of me!
[11:54] ---
    I have to go!
[11:57] ---
    The Federation is...! General is...!
[11:59] ---
    --You must stay in bed.
    --I have to go!
[12:02] ---
    How many times do I have to
    tell you?! Kensei! Acupuncture!
[12:05] ---
    Okay.
[12:07] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:09] ---
    He's such a lively young man.
[12:12] ---
    When he's got three broken ribs...
[12:14] ---
    Seems like he's quite
    concerned about those friends of his.
[12:18] ---
    I'm pretty busy. I have to treat
    the girl Miu brought back, too.
[12:24] ---
    That's pretty much been taken care of.
[12:26] ---
    Miu will take care of the rest, so
    I don't think your help is needed.
[12:30] ---
    I hope those scars won't remain.
[12:33] ---
    I'm not worried about it.
[12:35] ---
    Oops!
[12:36] ---
    They slipped out of my hands.
[12:37] ---
    You're being impatient and
    your moves are not sharp, Kensei!
[12:40] ---
    I... I have to go!
[12:43] ---
    Kensei! Do a good job!
[12:45] ---
    --I have to go... I have to go...
    --Well, whatever you might think,
    I did treat him properly.
[12:49] ---
    --I have to go... I have to go...! I have to go!
    --To think he undid my
    acupuncture anesthesia on his own...
[12:52] ---
    What willpower he has.
[12:54] ---
    I have to go! I have to go!
[12:56] ---
    I have to go! I have to go. I have to go!
[12:58] ---
    Would you let him go?
[12:59] ---
    Hm?
[13:05] ---
    Ahh... So she put her clothes on already...
[13:07] ---
    We're in the final showdown
    with a group called Ragnarok.
[13:11] ---
    Seems that way.
[13:13] ---
    Maybe we should let
    Kenichi-san know about it.
[13:16] ---
    Mr. Kenichi?! That's right!
    I have to call him, too! I'll call him!
[13:22] ---
    --Phone call... Phone call... Phone call...
    --If you wanna make a call,
    you did call Toru-kun earlier.
[13:26] ---
    Since you get excited while
    talking on the phone, I can't let you.
[13:29] ---
    It wasn't Toru-kun. It was Thor!
[13:31] ---
    Phone call! Phone call! Phone call...
[13:35] ---
    Darn, this is a pain.
    Shall I knock him unconscious?
[13:37] ---
    C-Calm down, Akisame-don.
    He's weak right now.
[13:40] ---
    --Phone call! Phone call! Phone call...
    --Please, doctor. Please let him go.
[13:45] ---
    As a martial artist, I want to let him go.
[13:47] ---
    But as a doctor, I have to make
    sure he does nothing but rest.
[13:50] ---
    I have to... go...
[13:53] ---
    What're you gonna do there?
[13:55] ---
    In that condition, it's about
    all you can do to stay standing.
[13:58] ---
    If I can't fight, then I
    wanna at least cheer them on!
[14:02] ---
    Hurray! Hurray! Shinpaku!
[14:05] ---
    --He's full of energy.
    --Hurray, hurray, Shinpaku!
[14:06] ---
    --He must be feeling
    quite a bit of pain, though.
    --Hurray, hurray, Shinpaku!
[14:08] ---
    --Hurray, hurray, Shinpaku!
[14:10] ---
    Apa!
[14:12] ---
    Apachai-kun!
[14:14] ---
    In short, if he could go to cheer them
    on while getting nothing but bed rest,
[14:19] ---
    there won't be any problem, right?
[14:21] ---
    I'll carry it gently! I'll cheer
    them, too, from a far place!
[14:26] ---
    Everyone's so childish.
    You guys have no common sense.
[14:29] ---
    Please, doctor!
    Please don't say that... Ow!
[14:33] ---
    You guys are really putting
    Akisame-san in an awkward position.
[14:36] ---
    That's impossible... right?
[14:38] ---
    No. Let's go! To tell you the truth, I like
    breaking common sense like that, too!
[14:44] ---
    Oh, c'mon...
[14:46] ---
    Who's actually the useless one, Odin?
[14:49] ---
    Just whose fault is it that
    we've lost so many Greatest Fists?
[14:52] ---
    I want you to give up
    your position as leader.
[14:54] ---
    What'd you say?
[14:56] ---
    Listen up, Ragnarok soldiers!
[14:59] ---
    Listen up!
[15:01] ---
    Even Freya, one of the Three of Cards,
    came back earlier after being defeated.
[15:05] ---
    These blunders all indicate Odin the
    First Greatest Fist's lack of leadership!
[15:11] ---
    That's right. Ragnarok is... dead!
[15:15] ---
    Wh-What?! What's going on now?!
[15:17] ---
    That darn Loki! I always
    thought he was suspicious!
[15:23] ---
    I see... He used us to gather people!
[15:34] ---
    Wh-Who the heck are
    those crazy looking people?!
[15:39] ---
    They're the strongest Greatest Fists
    who were secretly gathered and trained.
[15:44] ---
    The new Eight Greatest Fists!
[15:46] ---
    H-Hey, did you hear that?
[15:48] ---
    New Eight Greatest Fists?
    What's going on?!
[15:51] ---
    And our new leader...
[15:55] ---
    Berserker... You're the best suited.
[15:59] ---
    I'll be satisfied with the No. 2 position.
[16:13] ---
    I hereby declare that we
    form a solemn, sacred group,
[16:18] ---
    Holy Ragnarok!
[16:23] ---
    Holy Ragnarok?!
[16:27] ---
    That damn Loki!
[16:30] ---
    Ragnarok soldiers!
[16:32] ---
    I want you to decide who's side
    you're on, us, Holy Ragnarok or Odin!
[16:39] ---
    That damn Loki!
    Was this his goal from the start?
[16:42] ---
    Th-This is bad, General.
[16:44] ---
    There're now 8 more
    people who look strong.
[16:47] ---
    Yeah. But on the contrary, this
    panic is our only chance to survive.
[16:53] ---
    Hey, what should we do?
[16:55] ---
    What should we do? How should I know?
[16:57] ---
    Oh, and of course,
    those who don't side with me
[17:01] ---
    will immediately be punished by
    these new Eight Greatest Fists.
[17:05] ---
    Now that Berserker, one of
    the Three of Cards, is on my side
[17:08] ---
    and Freya was defeated by Shinpaku,
[17:10] ---
    the old Ragnarok has only Odin now.
[17:13] ---
    What're you hesitating for?!
    Now, beat the crap out of Odin!
[17:17] ---
    A-Any way you look at it, it seems
    like Loki-sama is at an advantage.
[17:21] ---
    T-True.
[17:30] ---
    Loki is overwhelmingly at an advantage.
[17:33] ---
    But if possible, it'd be great if their
    force got divided exactly in half
[17:36] ---
    and collapsed all together.
[17:38] ---
    Maybe I'll incite them using
    my verbal brainwashing.
[17:41] ---
    Niijima eyes!
[17:43] ---
    Let me explain.
[17:45] ---
    By using alien power,
[17:46] ---
    I, Haruo Niijima, can see
    through delinquents' fighting power!
[17:53] ---
    Hm? The suspicion sensor is
    reacting. What does this mean?
[17:58] ---
    Tsk. They still haven't started...
[18:00] ---
    Hey, say something
    to them, too, Berserker.
[18:16] ---
    Whoa! Wh-What's going on, General?!
    Are they already splitting?!
[18:21] ---
    No, that's not it.
[18:22] ---
    You bastard!
[18:30] ---
    Loki misread! Berserker never
    intended to shift sides from the start!
[18:38] ---
    Berserker... I thought you took our side.
[18:41] ---
    Took... your side?
[18:44] ---
    I just walked over to the place
    where I could easily throw my punches.
[18:58] ---
    Now...
[19:02] ---
    H-How dare you...!
[19:06] ---
    Loki, I've known what you
    were up to for a long time.
[19:10] ---
    Well, even if I didn't get involved,
    he isn't someone you can handle.
[19:14] ---
    Why, Berserker?!
[19:16] ---
    Don't you want the No. 1 position?!
[19:18] ---
    I don't care about the numbers.
[19:20] ---
    In addition, I only hang around
    with men whom I acknowledge.
[19:25] ---
    You bastard!
[19:35] ---
    L... Loki-sama!
[19:38] ---
    Loki-sama!
[19:40] ---
    You jerk! Don't take my prey, Berserker!
[19:44] ---
    Don't worry. I'll take you on.
[19:48] ---
    You bastard!
[19:50] ---
    The sideshow is over. What're you doing?!
[19:53] ---
    Surround them and form
    a circle, low-ranking soldiers!
[19:58] ---
    Guys! Form a circle! Hurry up!
[20:01] ---
    Oh? A sumo ring has
    been created in no time!
[20:04] ---
    It's no time for carefree
    chat, Commander Thor!
[20:08] ---
    What a guy!
    He ended the confusion in an instant.
[20:12] ---
    On top of that, to think he
    put more zeal into the soldiers.
[20:15] ---
    I don't wanna admit it, but he's
    got some amazing leadership skills.
[20:19] ---
    Hermit, you really think that you'll be
    in one piece after you fight us head on?
[20:25] ---
    Hmph! You won't be in one piece, either.
[20:28] ---
    We won't last with just Thor and Hermit.
[20:31] ---
    Let me take Hermit.
[20:35] ---
    You've always wanted to fight him.
[20:37] ---
    Okay. Once that's over,
    we'll punish those men.
[20:41] ---
    What?!
[20:43] ---
    The possibility of us
    surviving is extremely low.
[20:46] ---
    Niijima...
[20:48] ---
    Hm?
[20:49] ---
    I'll create the way out.
    So you all cut through it.
[20:55] ---
    Dosukoi!
[21:07] ---
    It's over.
[21:09] ---
    Penetrating Strike?!
[21:11] ---
    Penetrating Strike is a technique that
    damages your opponent's insides using
[21:14] ---
    a well-trained ability to discharge power,
    in other words using spiritual power.
[21:20] ---
    Penetrating Strike... Is that what
    it's called in Chinese martial arts?
[21:26] ---
    Hey! Pay attention!
[21:29] ---
    Tsk.
[21:33] ---
    Oh? You can still move?
[21:35] ---
    Just as you'd expect from one of
    the former Eight Greatest Fists.
[21:37] ---
    Go, Niijima! I swore to
    Sieg that I'd protect you!
[21:42] ---
    That's enough, Thor!
[21:45] ---
    Are you sure? You know, if you receive
    it one more time, you might die, Thor.
[21:51] ---
    Even so... I'm gonna crush you!
[21:54] ---
    Then... die.
[22:04] ---
    What the heck?
[22:05] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[22:07] ---
    Elder, please drop me off more gently.
[22:19] ---
    Are you okay, everyone?!
[22:21] ---
    K-Kenichi!
[22:23] ---
    Commander Shirahama!
[22:26] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama...
[22:29] ---
    Good grief. You're as
    persistent as you used to be!
[22:39] ---
    I'm always right there, by your side
[22:45] ---
    I can hear the beating of your heart
[22:51] ---
    Whether it's today, tomorrow,
    or any other time
[22:58] ---
    There'll always be only one answer
[23:04] ---
    Even if I'm unable to see the future
[23:11] ---
    I'll think of you without any hesitation
[23:21] ---
    I love you
[23:22] ---
    I only have eyes for you
[23:29] ---
    I want to tell you how I feel about you
[23:34] ---
    You don't need to say anything
[23:39] ---
    Just that smile is enough
[23:44] ---
    Then some day, take that
    world that exists for us alone
[23:55] ---
    and make it bright
[24:05] ---
    How dare you...
    How dare you hurt everyone!
[24:09] ---
    I won't let you get away with it!
[24:10] ---
    Berserker! Fight me!
[24:13] ---
    Kenichi! This isn't your fight!
    You keep out of this!
[24:17] ---
    Tanimoto-kun?!
    What're you doing here?!
[24:19] ---
    You secluded yourself and trained in the
    mountains in order to defeat Odin, right?
[24:23] ---
    Think only about defeating him!
[24:26] ---
    But...!
[24:27] ---
    Don't worry.
    I'll crush Berserker thoroughly!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E47 - The Weakness of the Genius! Effort Surpases Talent!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers
    who have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:35] ---
    Oh, did I swing it too strong?
[01:37] ---
    In any case, you should dodge it!
[01:40] ---
    It's a miracle! I got one bar of signal!
[01:43] ---
    God gave me one bar
    since I'm gonna die soon!
[01:48] ---
    Oops. It disappears if
    I'm not in this position.
[01:51] ---
    I have to hurry up and call.
[01:53] ---
    Hm? E-mail...? Who's that from?
[01:56] ---
    "Niijima"
[01:56] ---
    Ugh! Niijima?!
[01:59] ---
    People who get picked on
    were born to be picked on.
[02:03] ---
    Who becomes a leader...
    Who gets bossed around...
[02:06] ---
    Those things are properly
    decided based on their place at birth.
[02:11] ---
    But you shook that belief
    of mine to its very core.
[02:16] ---
    "Safety First"
[02:21] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[02:21] ---
    Let's ride this out by ourselves!
[02:27] ---
    Molotov cocktails?!
[02:33] ---
    This is crazy! I've heard of being
    surrounded, but this is overkill!
[02:36] ---
    Are you guys idiots or what?!
[02:37] ---
    Elder, I have to go back
    to the town right away.
[02:41] ---
    Hmm... Well, if it's delinquents
    in town, he's at an okay level.
[02:47] ---
    Thor is on the scene!
[02:51] ---
    Thor... How dare you...
[02:54] ---
    I'm here based on the earnest
    request by my best friend, Siegfried!
[02:58] ---
    I'll participate in Shinpaku from today on!
[03:02] ---
    What?!
[03:09] ---
    I knew he'd come for us!
[03:12] ---
    Elder! Is this method what you
    meant by "not guaranteeing my life"?!
[03:17] ---
    Yeah. I carry you on my back and
    run at full speed from start to finish!
[03:22] ---
    This is precisely the shortest route.
[03:24] ---
    I-It sure is fast, but...
[03:26] ---
    ...once my hands get numb,
    that's the end for me... right?!
[03:31] ---
    Darn, they're already here...
[03:38] ---
    Ragnarok is... dead!
[03:47] ---
    Wh-Who the heck are
    those crazy looking people?!
[03:52] ---
    They're the strongest Greatest Fists
    who were secretly gathered and trained.
[03:57] ---
    The new Eight Greatest Fists!
[03:59] ---
    And our new leader...
[04:04] ---
    Berserker... You're the best suited.
[04:07] ---
    I'll be satisfied with the No. 2 position.
[04:12] ---
    I hereby declare that we
    form a solemn, sacred group,
[04:16] ---
    Holy Ragnarok!
[04:29] ---
    H-How dare you...!
[04:41] ---
    Go, Niijima! I swore to
    Sieg that I'd protect you!
[04:54] ---
    What the heck?
[04:55] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[04:58] ---
    Elder, please drop me off more gently.
[05:09] ---
    Are you okay, everyone?!
[05:11] ---
    K-Kenichi!
[05:13] ---
    Commander Shirahama!
[05:16] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama...
[05:19] ---
    Good grief. You're as
    persistent as you used to be!
[05:41] ---
    So they're fighting at that closed plant?
[05:44] ---
    Yes.
[05:45] ---
    I see smoke rising from there.
[05:47] ---
    --Pic... ni... c.
    --Yahoo!
[05:49] ---
    Let's see... There are many people.
[05:53] ---
    What?! Where?!
    Where do you see them?!
[05:55] ---
    Apa, you're right!
[06:03] ---
    It's too far for an ordinary
    person to see. Here, use this.
[06:07] ---
    What I wanna know is, what are you
    trying to look at every day with that?
[06:11] ---
    Ugh! B-Birds, of course!
[06:14] ---
    Be safe, my friends...
    my dear king of the demons!
[06:23] ---
    Whoooa!
[06:29] ---
    Hi everyone.
    It's been a while. I just got back.
[06:34] ---
    Ah, Grandpa. Welcome back.
[06:36] ---
    Apa!
[06:37] ---
    Wh-Who the heck is this elderly man
    who runs like wind? The wind god?
[06:42] ---
    I thought I saw you guys on
    our way back to Ryozanpaku.
[06:46] ---
    So I stopped by. Sure enough, I was right.
[06:48] ---
    Oh? What about Kenichi-san?
[06:50] ---
    Where's the Kenichi-san
    we've been waiting for?
[06:53] ---
    Mr. Kenichi?! So Mr. Kenichi is back?!
[06:56] ---
    I... I dropped Ken-chan on my way here...
[07:01] ---
    What?!
[07:04] ---
    Just kidding.
[07:06] ---
    I threw him right into his enemy's midst.
[07:09] ---
    Old man, nothing you say sounds like a joke.
[07:14] ---
    It's not a joke at all if you
    threw him into his enemy's midst.
[07:18] ---
    Ahh... it's been a while
    since I've had some tea.
[07:23] ---
    Now, look carefully... It's around the
    warehouse where the smoke is rising.
[07:28] ---
    I can barely even make people out.
[07:37] ---
    Although he's just come off from
    his training, he's fired up and ready to go.
[07:41] ---
    As I thought, it seems like
    Ragnarok and Shinpaku are fighting.
[07:45] ---
    Why is even Thor-san here?
[07:47] ---
    I don't understand what's going on at all.
[07:49] ---
    Niijima! Explain!
[07:51] ---
    Geez... You come when
    I tell you not to come.
[07:55] ---
    What's going on?! I see only a couple
    Shinpaku Federation members here.
[07:59] ---
    What happened to Takeda-san?!
[08:01] ---
    --He died in battle!
    --What?!
[08:02] ---
    Well, he didn't really die or anything.
[08:04] ---
    What about Ukita-san?!
[08:05] ---
    He died in battle!
[08:06] ---
    What about Mizunuma-kun?!
    What about Kamioka-kun?!
[08:08] ---
    And Sieg-san?!
[08:09] ---
    They all died in battle!
    We're the only ones who survived.
[08:13] ---
    Let me reiterate that
    they're not really dead, okay?
[08:16] ---
    D-Did you do that, Ryuto?!
[08:19] ---
    Hmph. Why would I go to the trouble
    of dealing with such small fries myself?
[08:24] ---
    What?!
[08:25] ---
    That was... me.
[08:29] ---
    Every single one of them was like a snail.
[08:33] ---
    They moved around slowly and when
    I stepped on them they got crushed.
[08:42] ---
    Calm down, Ken-chan. Remember
    "calm" and the "serene state of mind."
[08:49] ---
    My bad.
    I got consumed by the anger I felt.
[08:52] ---
    All right! It's Kenichi Shirahama!
[08:54] ---
    Rumor says that we can become
    a Greatest Fist if we defeat him!
[08:57] ---
    Let's take him down!
[09:01] ---
    Sphere of control!
[09:06] ---
    His way of handling his enemies...
[09:08] ---
    Don't tell me that he's mastered
[09:10] ---
    how to fight using the sphere
    of control in such a short time...
[09:25] ---
    Hey, hey... Don't you two get
    all worked up by yourselves.
[09:30] ---
    Just hold on a sec, Berserker.
[09:32] ---
    This isn't your fight!
    You keep out of this, Kenichi!
[09:35] ---
    Let me do it!
[09:36] ---
    Shut up!
[09:37] ---
    You secluded yourself and trained in the
    mountains in order to defeat Odin, right?
[09:41] ---
    So think only about defeating him!
[09:44] ---
    Ah, I've just noticed... Tanimoto-kun...
[09:47] ---
    What?
[09:48] ---
    What're you doing here?!
[09:49] ---
    Eh?!
[09:51] ---
    Uhm, well... I came to get
    even with that bastard Loki.
[09:54] ---
    But then, Berserker got to him first and...
[09:57] ---
    Well... so I somehow...
[09:59] ---
    Ahhh! Shut up!
[10:01] ---
    Don't ask me questions! I'll kill you!
[10:03] ---
    I'm sorry. Did I ask
    something I shouldn't have?
[10:06] ---
    Are they fighting among themselves?
[10:08] ---
    He came to save the Shinpaku
    Federation from our crisis...
[10:11] ---
    ...together with Commander Thor!
[10:13] ---
    Commander Tanimoto
    is one of us after all!
[10:17] ---
    --Tanimoto-kun...
    --That's not true!
[10:19] ---
    You're still tired from the
    training in the mountains as it is.
[10:23] ---
    If you fight two of the Three of Cards now,
[10:26] ---
    if things go wrong, you'll become unable
    to do martial arts for the rest of your life.
[10:31] ---
    If that happens, you and I won't be
    able to hold a return match, right?
[10:35] ---
    On top of that,
[10:36] ---
    if that happens, I don't know what
    that nagging sister of yours would say.
[10:42] ---
    Grrrr!
[10:44] ---
    Tanimoto-kun...
[10:46] ---
    That's a heartwarming talk
    with your friend, Kenichi,
[10:49] ---
    but when did I say I'd fight you?
[10:51] ---
    What?!
[10:54] ---
    You don't qualify to fight me
    as you lost against me once.
[10:58] ---
    In addition, guys like you two...
    he can take care of both of you by himself.
[11:07] ---
    Hermit!
[11:09] ---
    Tanimoto-kun!
[11:13] ---
    Hmph! That attack was so slow
    that I was getting tired of waiting for it.
[11:19] ---
    Oh? Your skills have
    improved even more, Hermit.
[11:24] ---
    Blood?
[11:26] ---
    Did you think that Kenichi was
    the only one who has been training?
[11:30] ---
    Since I left Ragnarok,
    I've been undergoing hellish training.
[11:34] ---
    Berserker! You're a perfect opponent
    for me to see the results of my training.
[11:44] ---
    What'd you do that for?!
[11:47] ---
    It's a mark.
    I'll land loads of punches there!
[11:58] ---
    H-He's strong...
[11:59] ---
    He's not called
    "the unbeatable brawler" for nothing.
[12:03] ---
    "Brawler"?
[12:04] ---
    Yeah... He's never learned
    any martial art officially.
[12:09] ---
    With nothing but his natural talent,
    he's taken down many martial artists.
[12:14] ---
    Rumor says that he's
    never been defeated in a fight.
[12:20] ---
    Tanimoto-kun!
[12:21] ---
    Amazing! He got sent flying!
[12:23] ---
    I knew it. No matter how strong Hermit is,
    he's only the ex-Sixth Greatest Fist.
[12:28] ---
    There's no way he can
    match the Three of Cards.
[12:36] ---
    Oh? To see he parried
    all Berserker's attacks...
[12:41] ---
    Hmph! What's the matter? I thought
    you said you'd land punches here.
[12:45] ---
    Don't lump me in with the bogus
    martial artists you've fought all this time!
[12:49] ---
    My master is Sogetsu Ma,
    a killer who's called the Demon Fist!
[12:54] ---
    Have a taste of the real
    martial arts, Berserker!
[12:58] ---
    Too slow.
[13:07] ---
    All right!
[13:12] ---
    There are attacks that you can't
    evade even when you can see them.
[13:15] ---
    Those techniques use
    humans' reflexes against them.
[13:19] ---
    Real martial artists are those
    who learned techniques like that
[13:23] ---
    after so many years of training.
[13:25] ---
    I see... It's true that in a fight where
    techniques like that are thrown around,
[13:29] ---
    even Berserker,
    who's got excellent reflexes, is...
[13:33] ---
    No, rather, that's exactly the
    reason why he can't evade them.
[13:36] ---
    As I thought, he's strong.
[13:38] ---
    I also heard that when he fought me
    last time, he was hiding a big injury.
[13:53] ---
    Now, what're you gonna do, Hermit?
    Even if your master was great,
[13:58] ---
    he didn't teach you how to deal with
    attacks from straight overhead, did he?
[14:02] ---
    Don't take me lightly!
[14:05] ---
    Tanimoto-kun!
[14:07] ---
    Or how to deal with him
    when he kicks you while he rolls?
[14:11] ---
    Have you ever been afraid to fight?
[14:14] ---
    What?!
[14:14] ---
    You must have.
    That's how an ordinary person is.
[14:17] ---
    Shut up!
[14:19] ---
    But there's something I fear more than
    losing in a battle... That's being bored.
[14:26] ---
    I fear a boring everyday life
    without thrills more than that.
[14:31] ---
    This is unfortunate... I was
    having fun for the first time in a while.
[14:35] ---
    This is... it!
[14:40] ---
    --Commander Tanimoto!
    --Hermit!
[14:42] ---
    Tanimoto-kun!
[14:48] ---
    Bulls-eye...
[15:02] ---
    --Hermit!
    --Commander Hermit!
[15:03] ---
    --Hermit was...!
    --Tanimoto-kun!
[15:07] ---
    Hermit!
[15:13] ---
    Hermit... I expected more from you...
    but I guess you're a snail, too, huh?
[15:18] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama, do me a favor.
    Seriously, I'm asking you.
[15:22] ---
    Would you satisfy me at least?
    I haven't felt fired up lately, so...
[15:27] ---
    Kenichi! Get revenge for Hermit for sure!
[15:30] ---
    Not possible!
[15:31] ---
    Don't give up before you even fight!
[15:36] ---
    Wheeling... Arms!
[15:40] ---
    See what I mean?
    It's not possible, like I said.
[15:42] ---
    Tanimoto-kun is someone
    who'd do what he said he would.
[15:45] ---
    Sorry. Different from a certain
    someone who seeks thrills and excitement,
[15:50] ---
    I can never afford to be defeated...
    since I vowed it to myself!
[15:55] ---
    Big Brother... don't give in.
[16:02] ---
    Here's the payback for earlier!
[16:07] ---
    Uh-oh... Now he's done it.
[16:10] ---
    Listen well, Berserker!
[16:12] ---
    The weakness of geniuses like you is...
[16:15] ---
    ...that you guys lack the tenacity to win!
[16:18] ---
    But my master, Sogetsu, hammered the
    idea that a defeat means death into me.
[16:24] ---
    I'd never let my guard down until I
    give my finishing blow to my opponent!
[16:36] ---
    I told you, didn't I... that
    I'd land loads of punches?
[16:40] ---
    Dammit! When did you...
[16:42] ---
    When did he attack?!
[16:44] ---
    It looked like Tanimoto-kun
    completely had the upper hand!
[16:53] ---
    Whoa... that brat...
[16:55] ---
    Hmm... He is a typical kinetic type.
[16:59] ---
    But he's consumed by his own power.
[17:03] ---
    You wouldn't call that his ideal state.
[17:06] ---
    Cool... This is fun, Hermit.
[17:09] ---
    You're different from
    the other snails after all.
[17:13] ---
    I hope you'll give me ephemeral thrills!
[17:17] ---
    I will...
[17:20] ---
    ...along with defeat and despair!
[17:32] ---
    He's fast! Although they're random,
    his punches are so fast!
[17:36] ---
    And... I can't read their rhythm at all.
    They're completely random strikes!
[17:45] ---
    Hey, wasn't that a left punch first?
[17:48] ---
    Yeah, it looked that way to me, too,
    but it was a right punch when I noticed it.
[17:53] ---
    His attacks have no style. They have
    neither patterns nor a certain flow.
[17:57] ---
    That's why...
[17:58] ---
    ...an illusion occurs.
[18:00] ---
    When your eyes follow movements,
    you anticipate their directions unconsciously.
[18:05] ---
    But that man's attacks
    are so ever-changing
[18:10] ---
    that they make his
    opponent go under an illusion.
[18:13] ---
    Here you go.
[18:19] ---
    I'm happy to see that you
    got through those attacks...
[18:22] ---
    Then, how about this?!
[18:24] ---
    What?! He's showing
    his back to his enemy?!
[18:37] ---
    Looks like he's in a berserk mode.
[18:39] ---
    Once he becomes like this,
    nothing can stop him.
[18:43] ---
    Move away from him, Commander Hermit!
[18:46] ---
    No... It's affecting his legs!
[18:47] ---
    Tanimoto-kun...!
[18:49] ---
    What's the matter?! Entertain me more!
[18:52] ---
    It's not fun if all you do is defend!
[18:54] ---
    Everyone moves around slowly.
[18:57] ---
    Watching mediocre
    people makes me irritated!
[18:59] ---
    Hermit! Are you the same?!
    Are you the same?!
[19:06] ---
    Ah, no! The match is already over!
[19:09] ---
    Indeed, the winner is already decided.
[19:15] ---
    This is the finishing blow!
[19:26] ---
    Just as I planned...
[19:28] ---
    When you throw your finishing blow,
    you become confident and overact!
[19:33] ---
    I was waiting for that moment.
[19:36] ---
    Taking a tactical defeat to gain a victory...
[19:38] ---
    People often talk of it, but it's rare
    to see someone who actually does it.
[19:41] ---
    I told you, didn't I?! Our level of
    tenacity towards winning is different!
[19:45] ---
    At the very least, he's my
    brother Sogetsu Ma's disciple.
[19:48] ---
    It's just a matter of course
    that he can do that much.
[19:50] ---
    It's true that he's rough,
    as expected of your brother's disciple.
[19:54] ---
    Striking in the solar plexus with
    an elbow can kill if things go wrong.
[19:57] ---
    Either way, that man can't stand up now.
[20:00] ---
    Probably not... Hm?
[20:01] ---
    --Oh?
    --Hm?
[20:15] ---
    He's secreting large amounts of adrenaline.
[20:17] ---
    He probably doesn't even feel pain now.
[20:24] ---
    He closed in on him! Oh, I see!
[20:26] ---
    He switched to Bajiquan,
    which is for close-range battles!
[20:29] ---
    Once he's fighting so close,
    Berserker can't change his thrusts!
[20:35] ---
    Surrender, Berserker. You're just brawling.
[20:39] ---
    Real martial arts are fearsome.
[20:41] ---
    Are you an idiot?
    I'm having fun right n--
[20:46] ---
    Ah... Just as you'd expect from Hermit.
[20:48] ---
    He disjointed Berserker's
    arm without any hesitation.
[20:51] ---
    How dare you...!
[20:53] ---
    It may be true that a
    hundred efforts yield to a talent.
[20:58] ---
    He punched using his disjointed arm!
[21:00] ---
    But then, how about a thousand efforts?
    Ten thousand efforts?
[21:04] ---
    Why have martial arts been
    passed down for thousands of years?
[21:08] ---
    That's because in
    the world of martial arts...
[21:13] ---
    ...effort surpasses talent!
[21:29] ---
    All right!
[21:34] ---
    But, of course, I do have talent
    and work hard on top of that.
[21:39] ---
    I can bet on this. Even if you fought
    Shirahama, you still would've lost.
[21:45] ---
    You bastard...!
[21:47] ---
    I can't move my body.
[21:49] ---
    On top of that, what's this feeling welling
    up from deep inside that I can't explain?
[21:57] ---
    That's what you call the feeling of defeat.
[22:00] ---
    A-Amazing! Commander Tanimoto!
[22:03] ---
    To see he really defeated Berserker...
[22:11] ---
    Yeah.
[22:12] ---
    Ken-chan's friend is quite good, too.
[22:15] ---
    ♪ All right! All right!
    That's Hermit for you! ♪
[22:24] ---
    Now I completed my role as a herald.
[22:27] ---
    Tag.
[22:37] ---
    It hurts!
[22:39] ---
    I'm always right there, by your side
[22:45] ---
    I can hear the beating of your heart
[22:51] ---
    Whether it's today, tomorrow,
    or any other time
[22:58] ---
    There'll always be only one answer
[23:04] ---
    Even if I'm unable to see the future
[23:11] ---
    I'll think of you without any hesitation
[23:21] ---
    I love you
[23:22] ---
    I only have eyes for you
[23:29] ---
    I want to tell you how I feel about you
[23:34] ---
    You don't need to say anything
[23:39] ---
    Just that smile is enough
[23:44] ---
    Then some day, take that
    world that exists for us alone
[23:55] ---
    and make it bright
[24:05] ---
    I'm gonna straighten you out now!
    Take off your glasses, Ryuto!
[24:09] ---
    It seems that you can fight a
    little better now, Kenichi. I'm glad.
[24:13] ---
    But are you really sure it's okay
    for me to take off my glasses?
[24:17] ---
    What?!
[24:18] ---
    You'll end up learning why
    I'm called Odin the hard way.
[24:22] ---
    I've trained all this time
    in order to defeat you!
[24:25] ---
    I can't back down now!
[24:28] ---
    How foolish... Then experience my fist,
    the Legendary Spear, thoroughly!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E48 - Showdown Between the Leaders! The Man With the Legendary Spear!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers
    who have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:30] ---
    This is the finishing blow!
[01:42] ---
    Just as I planned...
[01:43] ---
    When you throw your finishing blow,
    you become confident and overact!
[01:49] ---
    I was waiting for that moment.
[01:52] ---
    Taking a tactical defeat to gain a victory...
[01:54] ---
    People often talk of it, but it's rare
    to see someone who actually does it.
[01:57] ---
    I told you, didn't I?! Our level of
    tenacity towards winning is different!
[02:03] ---
    Surrender, Berserker.
    You're just brawling.
[02:06] ---
    Real martial arts are fearsome.
[02:09] ---
    Are you an idiot?
    I'm having fun right n--
[02:13] ---
    Ah... Just as you'd expect from Hermit.
[02:15] ---
    He disjointed Berserker's
    arm without any hesitation.
[02:18] ---
    How dare you...!
[02:20] ---
    It may be true that a
    hundred efforts yield to a talent.
[02:26] ---
    He punched using his disjointed arm!
[02:28] ---
    But then, how about a thousand efforts?
    Ten thousand efforts?
[02:32] ---
    Why have martial arts been
    passed down for thousands of years?
[02:35] ---
    That's because in
    the world of martial arts...
[02:40] ---
    ...effort surpasses talent!
[02:57] ---
    All right!
[03:02] ---
    But, of course, I do have talent
    and work hard on top of that.
[03:06] ---
    I can bet on this. Even if you fought
    Shirahama, you still would've lost.
[03:12] ---
    You bastard...!
[03:14] ---
    I can't move my body.
[03:16] ---
    On top of that, what's this feeling welling
    up from deep inside that I can't explain?
[03:24] ---
    That's what you call the feeling of defeat.
[03:27] ---
    A-Amazing! Commander Tanimoto!
[03:30] ---
    To see he really defeated Berserker...
[03:39] ---
    Now I completed my
    role as a herald. Kenichi...
[03:46] ---
    Tag.
[03:50] ---
    It hurts!
[03:56] ---
    Berserker's been defeated!
[03:58] ---
    Did you guys see that?! This is the
    power of the Shinpaku Federation's
[04:01] ---
    Second Commander, Hermit!
[04:03] ---
    I'm not part of the Shinpaku Federation!
[04:09] ---
    F... Feeling of defeat, you said?!
[04:15] ---
    I don't have any feeling like that.
[04:19] ---
    Hey... there's no way you can stand.
[04:28] ---
    You're barely standing!
[04:31] ---
    You can't go on any longer!
[04:35] ---
    Watch out, Commander Shirahama!
[04:37] ---
    You idiot! Get away from him, Kenichi!
[04:39] ---
    You stupid king of the softies!
[04:40] ---
    Don't get in my way!
[04:50] ---
    Listen, Berserker-san.
[04:53] ---
    My life was full of defeats!
[04:56] ---
    That's right! The feeling of defeat is
    just like a close friend to me so to speak!
[05:03] ---
    Don't say such a pitiful
    thing with such confidence.
[05:06] ---
    And I realized... that only
    after overcoming those defeats...
[05:11] ---
    ...can you grow.
[05:15] ---
    Why don't you accept your
    defeat for now and fight again later?
[05:20] ---
    My defeat?
[05:21] ---
    That's right! What's the big deal
    with being defeated once or twice?
[05:25] ---
    The world is vast and there are tons of
    experts who're beyond your imagination!
[05:30] ---
    "Safety First"
[05:31] ---
    Experts who're beyond my imagination?
[05:35] ---
    --Yes!
    --Tons of them?
[05:36] ---
    Yes! Tons of them!
[05:38] ---
    I see them every day.
[05:41] ---
    You're a funny man. Oh, well.
    I'll back off for today.
[05:47] ---
    But if this feeling is
    indeed the feeling of defeat,
[05:51] ---
    I've experienced this feeling
    just once without even fighting.
[05:56] ---
    What?
[05:57] ---
    The feeling I felt then was
    a lot worse than this, though.
[06:02] ---
    It was like a dark feeling welling up...
[06:04] ---
    Such a feeling intensely
    struck me even before fighting.
[06:08] ---
    I didn't understand it then,
    but it's very clear now.
[06:12] ---
    My wild instinct was telling me
    to avoid fighting with this man.
[06:19] ---
    But I don't feel it from you.
[06:23] ---
    Don't do this. You can't defeat Odi--
[06:33] ---
    Don't go comforting a loser,
    Kenichi Shirahama.
[06:38] ---
    Berserker-san!
[06:39] ---
    A battle is like a sacred ceremony.
[06:43] ---
    All the winner has to do
    is step over the loser.
[06:50] ---
    What're you doing?!
    He's gonna attack, Kenichi!
[06:52] ---
    I don't know when your
    mind became so crooked...
[06:55] ---
    But...
[06:56] ---
    ...it seems that beating
    you is the only way
[06:59] ---
    to correct that crooked
    mind of yours, huh?!
[07:04] ---
    Hey, it's starting.
[07:06] ---
    Finally, the battle between the leaders...
[07:08] ---
    You're our leader, right?
[07:10] ---
    Ahem! I'm the General.
[07:13] ---
    Be careful!
    Don't let him touch your body!
[07:15] ---
    All right, the main event.
[07:19] ---
    So, what's the outcome
    of Kenichi's training like?
[07:22] ---
    If it's ordinary delinquents that he's
    up against, he can easily handle them.
[07:27] ---
    If it's ordinary delinquents...
[07:31] ---
    No matter how many times you try,
    you can't break my sphere of control.
[07:39] ---
    Wha...?! He let my thrust slip and...!
[07:42] ---
    This is bad!
[07:44] ---
    Oh? I'm impressed you evaded it.
    You're like another person!
[07:46] ---
    Calm down!
    Remember the "serene state of mind"!
[07:49] ---
    Phew... I'm calm now.
[07:57] ---
    I can see... his sphere of control!
[08:00] ---
    I can't believe it. Is it possible
    to master it in such a short time?
[08:04] ---
    He couldn't have taught himself.
[08:07] ---
    In that case, the one
    who taught it to him...
[08:10] ---
    Is his master a monster?!
[08:19] ---
    Apa! They moved!
[08:20] ---
    They're both rapidly
    closing in on each other!
[08:23] ---
    Veloce! Rapidly!
[08:25] ---
    You got that right.
[08:27] ---
    I want to see it, too.
[08:42] ---
    They're getting even closer!
    They're getting even closer!
[08:44] ---
    Misterioso! Oh! Mysteriously!
[08:47] ---
    Please let me see it, too!
[08:49] ---
    Ah! Stop it!
[08:56] ---
    "Seek first to expand, and
    then seek to contract later."
[08:59] ---
    Yeah. First big, later small.
[09:03] ---
    In the fight between those who
    reached one level above the "contract,"
[09:07] ---
    rather than exchanging fists, it's more
    like a battle to take the enemy's camp.
[09:11] ---
    Indeed. It's the same as shogi or go.
[09:14] ---
    You've trained him well
    for a cram session, old man.
[09:19] ---
    In any case, that eyeglasses kid
    isn't an ordinary delinquent.
[09:23] ---
    Someone taught him
    martial arts for actual battles.
[09:25] ---
    Indeed, it does seem so.
[09:28] ---
    The movements of a man
    I know well appear and disappear.
[09:32] ---
    Oh, look. Speaking of
    the devil, he's shown up.
[09:36] ---
    What?
[09:37] ---
    There's someone there.
[09:43] ---
    Oh? So those from
    Ryozanpaku are watching, too, huh?
[09:46] ---
    Isshinsai Ogata!
[09:48] ---
    Now, my disciple and
    Ryozanpaku's disciple...
[09:52] ---
    Seeing which is stronger
    is certainly worth watching.
[09:56] ---
    Ah! Kenichi-san is fighting!
[10:00] ---
    Oh?
[10:01] ---
    Miu... Where's that
    young man with the hat?
[10:04] ---
    Huh...? Ahh!
[10:07] ---
    Apa! He's heading over there!
[10:12] ---
    Everyone! I'm coming now!
[10:15] ---
    It must hurt quite a bit, right?
[10:17] ---
    Yeah... considering that
    some of his ribs are broken.
[10:22] ---
    Ah... He's drowni... ng.
[10:29] ---
    Bravery and recklessness are
    two different things, young man!
[10:40] ---
    Close! They fight with all their
    might in such a short distance and...
[10:43] ---
    They both are evading the other's attacks.
[10:52] ---
    As expected, Ryuto is a bit better
    with the sphere of control than I am.
[10:56] ---
    Don't evade!
    Seize your enemy's territory!
[11:00] ---
    Don't fear! Go closer!
[11:02] ---
    Your enemy's side, which you might
    consider the most fearsome place,
[11:04] ---
    indeed is the only safety zone!
[11:07] ---
    Without the training Elder gave me,
[11:10] ---
    I would've already been defeated!
[11:20] ---
    Whoa!
[11:21] ---
    What an amazing battle!
[11:23] ---
    Good grief. It's just like a movie.
[11:25] ---
    Yeah. Both of them have too
    many unnecessary movements...
[11:30] ---
    ...though it's quite entertaining
    for a fight between brats.
[11:39] ---
    Struggle with all your might. I'll make
    you experience your powerlessness.
[11:44] ---
    I don't get it. What made
    you change like that? Ryuto!
[11:49] ---
    You were always kind...
    and always cheerful.
[11:53] ---
    You loved sweets.
    You taught me many things!
[11:57] ---
    And yet why?!
[12:03] ---
    Why else? It's a simple law.
[12:07] ---
    The ordinary tend to run to a lower place
[12:09] ---
    while the strong tend
    to aim at a high place.
[12:11] ---
    More importantly, you should be happy!
[12:13] ---
    What?
[12:14] ---
    When I sought strength, trained
    myself and aimed at a higher place,
[12:17] ---
    a group was formed.
[12:18] ---
    In a matter of speaking,
    our promise "to become strong"
[12:22] ---
    created a group this powerful.
[12:27] ---
    Now let me ask you something, too.
[12:30] ---
    What have you sought
    the strength all this time for?
[12:36] ---
    In order...
[12:39] ---
    ...to protect those who're precious to me...
[12:41] ---
    Hm?
[12:43] ---
    ...and to stick to my beliefs,
    I started martial arts!
[12:46] ---
    Oh... just as you'd expect
    from Ryozanpaku's disciple.
[12:52] ---
    You haven't changed, Shirahama.
[12:54] ---
    Those reasons suit a
    hypocrite like you perfectly.
[12:59] ---
    Y-You bastards! What's funny?!
[13:01] ---
    Our commander is cool!
[13:07] ---
    That's a little different, Odin.
[13:09] ---
    What?
[13:10] ---
    Don't you get it? He's an idiot... not a liar.
[13:15] ---
    Hypocrisy is to tell high
    level lies. He can't do it.
[13:20] ---
    I see... Then why don't you
    protect the ones precious to you?
[13:25] ---
    The sideshow is over. Take care of them.
[13:28] ---
    What? Oh no! Did I say
    something unnecessary?!
[13:34] ---
    Don't be afraid.
    That's just an empty threat.
[13:36] ---
    Hermit is utterly exhausted
    from the fight with Berserker.
[13:40] ---
    Tsk, so he knows.
[13:43] ---
    I'll just bring down as many as possible.
[13:46] ---
    Stop it!
[13:48] ---
    What's the matter?
    Your movements suddenly became dull.
[13:53] ---
    Martial arts exist only to destroy people.
[13:57] ---
    You can't protect anyone.
[13:59] ---
    Dammit! My body doesn't
    move the way I want it to!
[14:02] ---
    Die, you traitor!
[14:05] ---
    The damage I received from
    the fight with Berserker is really--
[14:07] ---
    Commander Hermit!
    Look out behind you!
[14:11] ---
    See, I told you.
    You couldn't protect anyone.
[14:14] ---
    Die!
[14:16] ---
    Shoot!
[14:18] ---
    Tanimoto-kun!
[14:33] ---
    Shoot!
[14:34] ---
    Tanimoto-kun!
[14:41] ---
    I won't let you do that!
[14:46] ---
    Ah, Grandpa! I thought
    you went to bring him back.
[14:50] ---
    I threw him in there.
[14:51] ---
    Ahh...
[14:53] ---
    You should be willing to be
    reckless while you're young.
[14:56] ---
    Hey, hey...
[14:57] ---
    Siegfried!
[14:59] ---
    Are you okay, Hermit?
[15:01] ---
    As long as I live, I'll protect my
    friends' beautiful melody to the end!
[15:05] ---
    Out of my way, Sieg!
    I don't need your help!
[15:08] ---
    Don't flinch! We've got
    another useless reject! That's all!
[15:21] ---
    Heroes appear when
    people least expect them, huh?
[15:24] ---
    The Shinpaku Federation
    arrives on the scene!
[15:27] ---
    What?!
[15:28] ---
    Everyone!
[15:29] ---
    Leave the rest to us!
[15:32] ---
    Take Odin down without any reserve!
[15:35] ---
    Damn small fries... I'll take
    care of them all together later.
[15:39] ---
    Don't... Don't call them small fries, Ryuto!
[15:44] ---
    Whoa... That young man
    Kenichi's aura has changed.
[15:48] ---
    A battle to protect others...
    That's when he exhibits his true abilities.
[15:53] ---
    That's the trait of our mightiest disciple!
[16:03] ---
    Ryuto Asamiya! I'll take you down!
[16:07] ---
    We can't save people
    with martial arts, you said?
[16:09] ---
    Because Kenichi-kun started
    martial arts, my life as a boxer was saved!
[16:15] ---
    Double Ultra Bolo Punch!
[16:19] ---
    Me, too!
[16:21] ---
    I was slipshod, but I was able to
    go back to Judo because of him!
[16:25] ---
    Shoulder Throw!
[16:27] ---
    He corrected the path I was taking!
[16:30] ---
    Overarm Throw!
[16:32] ---
    That's right. The melody he's clad in...
    makes the surrounding sounds change!
[16:37] ---
    And andante...
[16:39] ---
    That's right! Slowly, we became friends!
[16:43] ---
    Hmph! Who cares!
[16:52] ---
    How stupid...
[16:55] ---
    You can't understand friendship, can you?
[16:59] ---
    How am I supposed to understand
    something that doesn't exist?
[17:07] ---
    Kouho!
[17:09] ---
    He smoothly got to my side.
    I guess I'll step back.
[17:13] ---
    Ah...!
[17:16] ---
    Haiho!
[17:18] ---
    Ah! That's the first technique I taught him!
[17:23] ---
    This is called "kouho" when
    we bring the toes together.
[17:27] ---
    And "haiho" is when you pivot outwards.
[17:30] ---
    The key is how you move your feet.
[17:32] ---
    The right foot,
    which I stepped forward with,
[17:34] ---
    becomes the back foot
    after using it to pivot my body.
[17:37] ---
    In other words, like this.
[17:42] ---
    --Odin got knocked down...?!
    --All right!
[17:44] ---
    Good job, Kenichi-kun! Keep it up!
[17:51] ---
    Take off your glasses.
[17:54] ---
    I'm gonna straighten you out now!
[17:57] ---
    I don't want to make you blind.
    Take off your glasses, Ryuto!
[18:04] ---
    Kenichi Shirahama-kun, huh? I like him.
[18:09] ---
    But... I wonder if he
    met my disciple too soon.
[18:13] ---
    He'll probably be destroyed.
[18:17] ---
    How regrettable...
[18:22] ---
    You aren't too bad, Kenichi.
[18:26] ---
    I'm glad.
[18:28] ---
    Are you really sure it's okay
    for me to take off my glasses?
[18:34] ---
    What?
[18:40] ---
    You'll end up learning why
    I'm called Odin the hard way.
[18:47] ---
    What? He's supposed to
    be extremely nearsighted.
[18:50] ---
    Can he fight without his glasses?
[18:52] ---
    Is he going to try something?
[18:54] ---
    Then I just won't show any opening!
[19:09] ---
    What's this feeling?! It's as if my fists
    are being sucked into his hands!
[19:14] ---
    What's going on?!
[19:15] ---
    All of my thrusts are being restrained
    even before I put my force into them!
[19:20] ---
    It's like he's... predicting all my attacks!
[19:29] ---
    Odin...
[19:31] ---
    Here it is. This is it!
[19:33] ---
    The chief god in Norse mythology.
[19:35] ---
    He travels around the world
    in the form of an old man,
[19:37] ---
    carrying a spear
    that never misses its target...
[19:40] ---
    Ahh! Blah-blah-blah!
[19:42] ---
    In exchange for one of his eyes,
    he drank from Mimir's wisdom well
[19:46] ---
    and gained the power of prediction
    that sees through everything.
[19:50] ---
    Prediction...
[19:52] ---
    Don't tell me...!
[19:56] ---
    In this world, there're things that
    you start to see if you try not to see.
[20:02] ---
    "The mind's eye," huh?
[20:04] ---
    Yeah. He's still young
    but he's trained very well.
[20:07] ---
    "The mind's eye"?
[20:10] ---
    For ages it's been said
[20:12] ---
    "Focus to see with the mind's eye,
    rather than with the eyes."
[20:14] ---
    "The Mind's Eye"
[20:14] ---
    The mind's eye means
    objectivity and externality...
[20:16] ---
    In other words, it means taking
    in the view of things as a whole.
[20:19] ---
    In a high level battle, how you
    see things becomes very important.
[20:24] ---
    Not just seeing the surface,
[20:26] ---
    but "discerning" your enemy's movements
[20:29] ---
    based on their shifts
    in weight and breathing.
[20:32] ---
    I see an opening!
[20:33] ---
    See? I predicted just now
    that you'd turn around!
[20:36] ---
    That's an example of
    how you shouldn't use it.
[20:38] ---
    Dammit! How about now?!
[20:40] ---
    You've increased the speed of your
    attacks, huh? Good kicks... and thrusts.
[20:43] ---
    If you were fighting an ordinary
    delinquent, he'd be defeated instantly.
[20:46] ---
    But it's no use. Now my sphere
    of control has become complete.
[20:51] ---
    Your attacks only
    slice nothing but air in vain.
[20:54] ---
    Dammit! Take this! And this! And this!
[20:57] ---
    Your attacks are monotonous.
[20:59] ---
    W-Wait... Kenichi's attacks are all
    being predicted, which means...
[21:03] ---
    This isn't good, Kenichi!
[21:05] ---
    I'm gonna start attacking now, too.
[21:13] ---
    Can't be...! I'm sure I evaded it!
[21:16] ---
    What's going on?! His thrusts
    are coming through my defense!
[21:24] ---
    Gungnir!
[21:36] ---
    Gungnir...!
[21:37] ---
    The spear carried by Odin
    that never misses its target...
[21:40] ---
    This guy is crazy! He foresees
    Kenichi's evading movements and attacks.
[21:45] ---
    Thrusts that never miss...
[21:47] ---
    What do you think about Gungnir's thrusts?
[22:11] ---
    Come to think of it, we used to
    play heroes in a place like this.
[22:17] ---
    Yeah. You always
    wanted to play the hero...
[22:21] ---
    ...so you forced me to play the villain.
[22:25] ---
    Then I'll make an exception today and...
[22:29] ---
    ...I'll be the villain!
[22:39] ---
    I'm always right there, by your side
[22:45] ---
    I can hear the beating of your heart
[22:51] ---
    Whether it's today, tomorrow,
    or any other time
[22:58] ---
    There'll always be only one answer
[23:04] ---
    Even if I'm unable to see the future
[23:11] ---
    I'll think of you without any hesitation
[23:21] ---
    I love you
[23:22] ---
    I only have eyes for you
[23:29] ---
    I want to tell you how I feel about you
[23:34] ---
    You don't need to say anything
[23:39] ---
    Just that smile is enough
[23:44] ---
    Then some day, take that
    world that exists for us alone
[23:55] ---
    and make it bright
[24:06] ---
    I've discerned all of your attacks!
[24:08] ---
    Then, what about the attacks by others?!
[24:11] ---
    What?!
[24:11] ---
    Apa! Apapapapapapapa! Apa!
[24:16] ---
    The rhythm of his attacks suddenly changed!
[24:19] ---
    Come on!
[24:21] ---
    Kosaka Style, Degraded Peeling Cu... t!
[24:25] ---
    You'll physically go to Hell.
[24:28] ---
    Kenichi... What're you trying to do?
[24:30] ---
    Take this! Achooo!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E49 - The Mightiest Transformation! The Ryozanpaku Rhythm!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers
    who have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:31] ---
    I'm gonna start attacking now, too.
[01:37] ---
    Can't be...!
[01:38] ---
    I'm sure I evaded it!
[01:41] ---
    Gungnir!
[01:46] ---
    Gungnir...!
[01:48] ---
    The spear carried by Odin
    that never misses its target...
[01:51] ---
    This guy is crazy! He foresees
    Kenichi's evading movements and attacks.
[01:56] ---
    It's a spear that never misses its target...
[02:00] ---
    What do you think
    about Gungnir's thrusts?
[02:06] ---
    Come to think of it, we used to
    play heroes in a place like this.
[02:11] ---
    Yeah. You always wanted to play the hero...
[02:15] ---
    ...so you forced me to play the villain.
[02:20] ---
    Then I'll make an exception today and...
[02:22] ---
    ...I'll be the villain!
[02:25] ---
    "Abaraya"
[02:31] ---
    It finally came out.
[02:35] ---
    Everyone has a bitter memory
    from their childhood.
[02:40] ---
    But you don't need a big
    incident to break a child's heart.
[02:50] ---
    We met a girl who was crying because
    she couldn't get a badge she wanted
[02:53] ---
    from a gachagacha machine.
[02:57] ---
    We happened to have the
    kitty badge she wanted then.
[03:02] ---
    So we exchanged it with the one she had.
[03:06] ---
    And after that...
[03:09] ---
    ...she took down three
    thugs before our very eyes...
[03:15] ---
    ...as if she was a feather
    that cuts the wind.
[03:18] ---
    I-Incredible...
[03:21] ---
    When I think about it, I started being
    attracted to martial arts from that day.
[03:25] ---
    I thought that naturally, you too
    had started martial arts right away...
[03:30] ---
    ...but it looks like the gap between
    you and me widened quite a bit.
[03:37] ---
    Kenichi-kun!
[03:38] ---
    Out of my way!
[03:41] ---
    What's the matter?
    Are you done already?
[03:44] ---
    Use up every last ounce of your power!
[03:46] ---
    Power is good. Power can attract people,
    rule them, and destroy them.
[03:53] ---
    If it's pure power, you
    could even consider it beauty.
[03:56] ---
    Commander Shirahama!
[03:57] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[03:58] ---
    Shinpaku... Slash!
[04:02] ---
    Wh-Where'd he go?!
[04:03] ---
    Damn small fry...
[04:06] ---
    What the heck is th--
[04:10] ---
    Don't...
[04:12] ---
    No!
[04:13] ---
    ...touch that!
[04:17] ---
    --Matsui!
    --Matsui-kun!
[04:24] ---
    That's my badge...
[04:27] ---
    I'll take your badge as promised.
[04:31] ---
    I have nothing to look back about now.
[04:35] ---
    Why...? Why do you
    want that badge that badly?
[04:40] ---
    It's not that I want the badge.
[04:43] ---
    This man did something
    unforgivable to me ten years ago.
[04:48] ---
    I just wanted to pay him back for that.
[04:51] ---
    Something unforgivable?
[04:55] ---
    A battle is decided
    based on the accumulation
[04:58] ---
    of the techniques you've mastered
    up until the time you face your enemy.
[05:02] ---
    The loser either
    neglected to accumulate them,
[05:04] ---
    or wasn't capable from the start.
[05:07] ---
    Why do you sympathize
    with those guys each time?
[05:11] ---
    Because sometimes someone like
    you raises his fists towards those
[05:15] ---
    who have no interest in fighting,
    who just want to live their lives!
[05:19] ---
    Although we experienced that
    incident at that candy store together,
[05:22] ---
    it seems that we've come to
    have totally opposite opinions.
[05:26] ---
    You've got incompetent masters.
[05:29] ---
    What'd you say?!
[05:30] ---
    Apapa!
[05:31] ---
    Ah! I'm offended!
[05:33] ---
    What?
[05:33] ---
    He's pretty blunt.
[05:36] ---
    What? What? What did he say?
[05:38] ---
    I can't read lips.
    Please someone interpret it for me!
[05:47] ---
    That's my disciple for you! Tell him more!
[05:53] ---
    I don't care what you say about me.
[05:55] ---
    But I won't allow you
    to badmouth my masters!
[06:00] ---
    Affection between teacher and
    student this time? Give me a break...
[06:03] ---
    My master...
[06:05] ---
    ...the Great Sage Fist, would probably
    say to throw such a feeling down the drain.
[06:09] ---
    My master is strong. He has real power.
[06:20] ---
    I did Karate. I did boxing
    and mixed martial arts as well.
[06:23] ---
    Stop it! He's already unconscious!
[06:25] ---
    I desperately sought power.
[06:28] ---
    Stop it! You're gonna kill him!
[06:29] ---
    Move away, Asamiya!
[06:34] ---
    But I felt that as things stood
    I wouldn't be able to achieve
[06:38] ---
    the strength I sought no matter what.
[06:41] ---
    It was around that time.
[06:44] ---
    Hmph! Lose on a foul?!
[06:47] ---
    The guy who rolled his eyes back
    and fell unconscious is the winner?
[06:50] ---
    I don't get it. It's not right.
    Something is strange.
[06:56] ---
    Now... which combat sport shall I do next?
[07:00] ---
    Hm? What're they doing?
[07:04] ---
    Like I said, it's okay.
[07:07] ---
    Go ahead and attack me
    together at the same time.
[07:10] ---
    I'll be fine. Don't worry.
[07:13] ---
    Even if you die, your bodies
    should be properly taken care of, so...
[07:20] ---
    How foolish...
[07:27] ---
    What I saw...
[07:28] ---
    Something was fundamentally
    different from what I had been doing.
[07:40] ---
    I remember my body
    trembled quite a bit at the time.
[07:45] ---
    But it wasn't just out of fear.
[07:49] ---
    It seemed that some unfamiliar
    feeling was mixed in with it.
[07:55] ---
    Please wait!
[07:57] ---
    Why did you do it?
[08:00] ---
    A fight against men with
    real swords in this age?!
[08:05] ---
    That's exactly why.
[08:07] ---
    Because of this age, martial arts should
    go back to how they truly should be.
[08:15] ---
    At that time, I finally found what I
    had been looking for all those years.
[08:21] ---
    The merciless fists that cruelly destroy...
    That's indeed true martial arts.
[08:26] ---
    That's... the answer I learned
    from the Great Sage Fist.
[08:31] ---
    You're wrong!
    Without heart, it's just violence!
[08:44] ---
    My ribs...!
[08:46] ---
    They're fine. They're not broken.
[08:50] ---
    At any rate, you can take quite a beating.
[08:53] ---
    This is crazy. Is your body
    made of lead or something?
[08:59] ---
    Fortissimo!
[09:02] ---
    At this rate...
[09:04] ---
    Mr. Kenichi!
[09:07] ---
    What's the matter? Bring it on, Kenichi!
[09:14] ---
    Dammit!
[09:16] ---
    With him predicting my movements
    this accurately, it's hard to attack him.
[09:21] ---
    I... I have to come up with some way...
[09:24] ---
    That thrust!
[09:27] ---
    Use that thrust, Mr. Kenichi!
[09:29] ---
    Thrust?
[09:30] ---
    That man Odin reads his enemy's
    movements based on two things.
[09:35] ---
    One is his insight
    where he takes in the view
[09:37] ---
    of his enemy as a whole
    to perceive his movements.
[09:39] ---
    And the other is...
[09:41] ---
    ...the enemy's attack rhythm
    that he analyzed while fighting.
[09:50] ---
    In fact, his killer technique Gungnir,
    the spear that never misses its target...
[09:54] ---
    He didn't use it at
    the beginning of the fight.
[09:57] ---
    That's because... he hadn't yet
    analyzed your rhythm perfectly.
[10:04] ---
    Thanks for your commentary, Sieg.
[10:06] ---
    Kenichi, unlike your childhood,
    you've got many friends now, huh?
[10:12] ---
    So, use that technique you used
    to defeat my Trolling Attack before!
[10:17] ---
    That thrust...!
[10:21] ---
    Karate, Muay Thai boxing,
    Chinese martial arts, Jujitsu...
[10:25] ---
    That thrust combines the tricks of all those,
    so it's unpredictable. It'll work!
[10:30] ---
    Are you done getting advice?
[10:32] ---
    I don't know what you're planning to do,
[10:34] ---
    but you can't do anything unless
    you can come closer, you know!
[10:37] ---
    What's the matter?
    You wanna do something, right?
[10:41] ---
    If I use that thrust, I may be
    able to break his prediction.
[10:45] ---
    In order to do that...
[10:50] ---
    Tsk. He's coming closer
    despite receiving all these blows.
[10:56] ---
    What a fool. No matter how
    physically strong you are, there's a limit!
[11:08] ---
    Hmph. He must've
    gone blank after all. Hm?
[11:12] ---
    A... Align...
[11:15] ---
    ...forward... half...
[11:19] ---
    So what do you really wanna do, eh?!
[11:23] ---
    No specific beat!
[11:43] ---
    No specific beat!
[11:49] ---
    The "no specific beat" used within a
    super close distance with no motion...
[11:52] ---
    Align forward half!
[11:54] ---
    I bet even Odin can't evade this thrust!
[11:58] ---
    He did it.
[12:13] ---
    Th... That was close.
[12:19] ---
    At any rate, what a sharp thrust.
[12:22] ---
    If I hadn't used both hands,
    my hand would've been smashed.
[12:31] ---
    N... No way...
[12:33] ---
    To see that he stopped even the "no
    specific beat" in a con bravura manner!
[12:37] ---
    That was indeed a skillful,
    experienced defense!
[12:41] ---
    How fearsome Odin is!
[12:42] ---
    Watch out!
[12:45] ---
    Gotcha!
[12:47] ---
    Thor!
[12:49] ---
    Sieg! Pay attention!
[12:54] ---
    Dammit!
[12:56] ---
    One more time!
[12:57] ---
    Enough with your useless resistance.
[12:59] ---
    The technique I saw once
    won't work a second time on me.
[13:04] ---
    This is it.
[13:12] ---
    Shirahama!
[13:13] ---
    Mr. Kenichi!
[13:14] ---
    Don't fall, Kenichi!
[13:17] ---
    Psychokinesis!
[13:28] ---
    That's my dear king of
    the demons, Niijima-sama!
[13:32] ---
    Shinpaku!
[13:36] ---
    That was just a coincidence... Sieg...
[13:40] ---
    Too bad. You should've fallen.
[13:46] ---
    Oh? Do you still intend to fight?
    I've discerned all your attacks!
[13:52] ---
    It'll be a waste no matter what you do.
[13:55] ---
    I-It's not over yet!
[14:04] ---
    Good grief...
    How slow you are on the uptake.
[14:09] ---
    It seems like you really want to die, huh?
[14:13] ---
    Dammit!
[14:16] ---
    This isn't good. I can't stop shaking.
[14:20] ---
    D... Dammit!
[14:23] ---
    Let's end this now, shall we?
[14:25] ---
    Stop...
[14:27] ---
    ...shaking!
[14:36] ---
    A... All right. It stopped.
[14:43] ---
    You're such a funny guy as always.
[14:49] ---
    Looks like... none of my attacks
    are really effective on you, huh?
[14:54] ---
    Then...
[14:58] ---
    ...how about...
[15:00] ---
    ....how about the attacks
    by people other than me?!
[15:03] ---
    Huh?!
[15:09] ---
    Hm? Young Shirahama's
    movements have changed.
[15:13] ---
    Apa!
[15:15] ---
    Look! Look, Shigure!
[15:18] ---
    Ah... That's...!
[15:23] ---
    Apa!
[15:26] ---
    Hm?!
[15:28] ---
    Apa! Apapapa apa apa!
[15:30] ---
    I don't know what crossed your mind,
[15:33] ---
    but no matter what you do,
    it's all useless now.
[15:37] ---
    You can't evade my thrusts
    that never miss their target.
[15:41] ---
    Die.
[15:42] ---
    Apapapapapapapa, apa!
[15:45] ---
    C... Can't be!
[15:47] ---
    Apa!
[15:51] ---
    C... Can't be! I misread it?!
[15:54] ---
    Ah! Mr. Kenichi's
    movements have changed!
[15:57] ---
    What? Is that right?!
[15:59] ---
    Oh?
[16:00] ---
    Apapapapapapapa! Apachai! Apachai!
[16:06] ---
    Those movements are...
    Apachai-san's movements!
[16:10] ---
    Apapa!
[16:13] ---
    The grim reaper of secret Muay
    Thai boxing, Apachai Hopachai!
[16:18] ---
    You'll physically go to hell!
[16:22] ---
    Apapa!
[16:23] ---
    I'm not as good as Apachai-san, but...
[16:26] ---
    ...take this! Degraded Chai Kick!
[16:29] ---
    --Apa! Apa, apa, apa, apa, apa! Apa!
[16:30] ---
    --Calm down. Form the sphere of control!
    --Apa! Apa, apa, apa, apa, apa! Apa!
[16:33] ---
    Apa, apa, apa, apa, apa!
[16:37] ---
    One! Two! Three!
[16:39] ---
    All right! I got the rhythm!
[16:42] ---
    Never expected the Muay Thai
    boxing so suddenly. I almost got hit!
[16:50] ---
    What?! It actually hit me!
[16:51] ---
    Come on!
[16:55] ---
    His rhythm completely changed again!
[16:57] ---
    What?! Is that right?!
[17:00] ---
    Karate this time, huh?
[17:02] ---
    But... rather than changing
    the techniques you use...
[17:07] ---
    ...you became a totally
    different person, young man.
[17:13] ---
    A karate fighter with
    100th dan in street fighting...
[17:16] ---
    ...Shio Sakaki!
[17:20] ---
    Apapapapa!
[17:22] ---
    He's pretending to be Sakaki this time!
[17:25] ---
    He's completely copying even your laughs!
[17:27] ---
    I don't laugh viciously like that!
[17:30] ---
    But they resemble yours!
[17:31] ---
    They don't!
[17:34] ---
    They're exactly like his!
[17:35] ---
    I see. Kenichi-kun
    came up with a good idea.
[17:39] ---
    After realizing that his
    opponent is reading his rhythm,
[17:41] ---
    he changed his way of fighting to
    those of his masters at Ryozanpaku,
[17:44] ---
    which are imprinted in his
    memory from his everyday life.
[17:49] ---
    But he's been using techniques from
    karate and Muay Thai boxing, right?
[17:54] ---
    He changed the rhythm,
    not the techniques.
[17:57] ---
    His opponent is surprised
    since he became a different person.
[18:03] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[18:06] ---
    This is unexpected...
[18:08] ---
    Young Shirahama doesn't
    seem to be so shrewd, and yet...
[18:12] ---
    ...here he is using a bold trick by
    completely copying his masters' movements.
[18:21] ---
    It's natural to remember things
    accompanied by real fear and pain,
[18:24] ---
    even if you don't want to.
[18:33] ---
    Ughhhh!
[18:34] ---
    Too soft!
[18:37] ---
    Run briskly!
[18:39] ---
    You devil!
[18:40] ---
    I'll bring him back right away.
[18:42] ---
    Goodbye!
[18:45] ---
    Miu, throw water on him.
[18:48] ---
    Apa!
[18:51] ---
    Sphere of control!
[18:55] ---
    He must've been quite
    scared of his everyday training.
[18:58] ---
    Sorry, Ken-chan!
[18:59] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[19:04] ---
    Even if you can predict my movements,
[19:05] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[19:06] ---
    I bet you can't read my masters' fighting!
[19:12] ---
    We're adventurers
    who have the same hearts
[19:13] ---
    Kensei Ma, a master of all
    kinds of Chinese martial arts!
[19:18] ---
    H... He changed again!
[19:24] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[19:24] ---
    K... Ken-chan... I don't say "chonwa."
[19:29] ---
    You sometimes... do.
[19:30] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[19:31] ---
    R... Really...?
[19:34] ---
    But... I'm envious.
[19:36] ---
    Hm... ph...
[19:37] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[19:38] ---
    The rhythm changed again!
[19:41] ---
    Shigure Kosaka, who summons great
    skill in handling swords and weapons.
[19:45] ---
    I'm not as good as Shigure-san, but...
[19:48] ---
    ...Kosaka Style, Degraded Peeling Cu... t!
[19:48] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[19:51] ---
    Yaay!
[19:52] ---
    Apapapa!
[19:54] ---
    Tsk. Damn you, changing
    your movements so often.
[19:56] ---
    To far and away
[19:58] ---
    You damn copycat!
[20:01] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[20:04] ---
    Akisame Koetsuji, the warrior philosopher.
[20:12] ---
    Too soft! Passing down
    martial arts... That is...
[20:16] ---
    That is to say, it starts with imitation!
[20:20] ---
    Apapapapapapapa!
[20:22] ---
    He sounds exactly the same!
[20:24] ---
    Whoa... Just what you'd expect
    from my imitation. Well said.
[20:33] ---
    R... Ryuto-kun!
[20:38] ---
    Are you okay, Ryuto-kun?!
[20:42] ---
    Don't you dare touch... me!
[20:50] ---
    I don't get it! Ryuto-kun! Why?!
[20:55] ---
    Why do you detest me so much?!
[20:58] ---
    Why...? Why, you ask?
[21:16] ---
    There's no way you'd understand...
[21:19] ---
    ...when you have a happy brain like that!
[21:30] ---
    Hm?! Don't tell me that young man is...
[21:44] ---
    I knew it...
[21:47] ---
    I thought he'd become like this some day.
[21:54] ---
    Wh... What's going on?
[22:04] ---
    How reckless...
[22:07] ---
    He's invoked both the
    "calm" and "kinetic" spirits!
[22:16] ---
    Kenichi!
    A long time ago, you did something...
[22:20] ---
    ...unforgivable to me!
[22:23] ---
    What?
[22:26] ---
    "Abaraya"
[22:39] ---
    I'm always right there, by your side
[22:45] ---
    I can hear the beating of your heart
[22:51] ---
    Whether it's today, tomorrow,
    or any other time
[22:58] ---
    There'll always be only one answer
[23:04] ---
    Even if I'm unable to see the future
[23:11] ---
    I'll think of you without any hesitation
[23:21] ---
    I love you
[23:22] ---
    I only have eyes for you
[23:29] ---
    I want to tell you how I feel about you
[23:34] ---
    You don't need to say anything
[23:39] ---
    Just that smile is enough
[23:44] ---
    Then some day, take that
    world that exists for us alone
[23:55] ---
    and make it bright
[24:06] ---
    I've learned from the Great Sage Fist
[24:09] ---
    that for a man to live means...
    living at the expense of the weak.
[24:14] ---
    If I don't do anything and let you be,
    you'll fall into the world of bloodshed.
[24:19] ---
    I'll stop you before that happens!
[24:21] ---
    Be careful, Kenichi-san!
[24:23] ---
    Odin is already a
    monster that no one can stop!
[24:27] ---
    In the name of Ryozanpaku...
[24:29] ---
    Ryuto! For your own sake, I'll defeat you!
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    
[24:36] ---
    

Season 1

E50 - The Mightiest Disciple, Kenichi!

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[00:07] ---
    Let's go to the field
    of sea with the tailwind
[00:13] ---
    Raise the sails high up in the sky
[00:19] ---
    We're adventurers
    who have the same hearts
[00:32] ---
    Much faster and at full speed
[00:38] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[00:44] ---
    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[00:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[01:03] ---
    To far and away
[01:09] ---
    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
[01:30] ---
    "Abaraya"
[01:34] ---
    "Please put the emptied capsules in here."
[01:50] ---
    Looks like... none of my attacks
    are really effective on you, huh?
[01:56] ---
    Then...
[01:59] ---
    ...how about the attacks
    by people other than me?!
[02:05] ---
    Apa!
[02:07] ---
    Apapapapapapapa, apa!
[02:10] ---
    Knock it down with a high speed
[02:13] ---
    --What?! It actually hit me!
    --Come on!
[02:14] ---
    Open a new path, run through it
    with the brand new days in your hand
[02:17] ---
    A karate fighter with
    100th dan in street fighting...
[02:19] ---
    ...Shio Sakaki!
[02:26] ---
    Don't look back, get a chance
[02:27] ---
    Kensei Ma, a master of all
    kinds of Chinese martial arts!
[02:29] ---
    There is no choice but
    to go on step by step
[02:32] ---
    Turn the pain into strength
[02:34] ---
    The rhythm changed again!
[02:36] ---
    Shigure Kosaka, who summons great
    skill in handling swords and weapons.
[02:39] ---
    Don't be afraid! Let's start from here
[02:43] ---
    Akisame Koetsuji, the warrior philosopher.
[02:45] ---
    Go all out! You don't need a goal
[02:51] ---
    Too soft!
[02:53] ---
    Passing down martial arts... That is...
[02:56] ---
    That is to say, it starts with imitation!
[03:02] ---
    Wh... What's going on?
[03:07] ---
    How reckless...
[03:09] ---
    He's invoked both the
    "calm" and "kinetic" spirits!
[03:17] ---
    Kenichi!
    A long time ago, you did something...
[03:21] ---
    ...unforgivable to me!
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    Something... unforgivable?
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    Wh... What a sharp kick!
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    Ah! Shoot! Where'd he go?!
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    Behind me!
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    He formed his sphere of control
    in the air while he was moving!
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    Yeah...
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    The "kinetic spirit,"
    which you explode outwards
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    and the "calm spirit,"
    which you condense inwards...
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    He's invoking these two at the same time.
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    This is quite bad.
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    What?! It's bad?!
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    Kenichi-san...
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    That damn Ogata! What does
    he think of his own disciple?
[04:20] ---
    He's angry... Akisame-san normally
    keeps a cool head, and yet he's...
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    ...angry now.
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    Apapapapapa...! Apa!
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    What crazy superhuman strength!
[04:51] ---
    Amazing!
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    Die!
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    I-It's as if... he's in berserk mode!
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    No... To me, he looks
    more vicious than Berserker.
[05:06] ---
    Don't die... Kenichi...
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    Hm? As expected...
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    This is bad!
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    Wh... What's the matter?!
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    The "kinetic spirit" and
    "calm spirit" aren't compatible.
[05:25] ---
    He's paying for forcibly
    using them at the same time.
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    In a matter of speaking,
    his way of fighting is like
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    continuously setting off
    gunpowder within an airtight bottle.
[05:34] ---
    It's true that he may be able to
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    temporarily exhibit strong
    and unrivaled accurate attacks.
[05:40] ---
    But eventually, his body will fall apart.
[05:44] ---
    Idiot! It's not just his body!
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    The scariest thing is
    his heart... falling apart!
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    Unless that brat is stopped,
    something terrible will happen to him!
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    That damn Isshinsai...
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    He must've trained that
    young man to turn out like this.
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    It's unforgivable... that he used
    his own disciple as an experiment.
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    Good... Good, Ryuto!
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    Survive splendidly
    and crawl up to my feet!
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    Say, Kenichi.
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    Doesn't this remind you...
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    What?!
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    ...of that day?
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    "Abaraya"
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    After the mysterious girl
    took out the bad guys, we...
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    Are you okay, old lady?
[06:44] ---
    Yeah, thanks.
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    Do these people come here every day?
[06:48] ---
    Yeah, thanks.
[06:50] ---
    Hmm... Then it seems
    that I'd better tell Grandpa.
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    You damn brat!
[06:54] ---
    Ah!
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    Let me use it!
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    How dare you...!
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    Ow!
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    K-Ken-chan!
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    Grandpa!
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    What's the matter, Miu?
[07:05] ---
    I found bad people!
[07:05] ---
    It's not bad to go crazy
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    Oh? Where are these bad people?
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    Huh?
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    If it's exciting I have to do it
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    --Hang in there... Hang in there, Ken-chan!
    --They do have bad people's faces.
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    --Pretending to be dead, just
    as you'd expect of bad people.
    --Ahh! Don't touch me.
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    Stop hesitating already
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    Ah! You're the one who whistled for me!
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    Uhm, well, no...
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    Even when my smile
    is about to get cloudy
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    Thank you very much!
[07:29] ---
    O... Okay.
[07:29] ---
    As long as...
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    She was incredible!
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    Yeah.
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    I changed my mind.
    Give me that badge back.
[07:37] ---
    What? Why? I was the one
    who exchanged badges with her.
[07:41] ---
    It was originally my kitty badge.
[07:43] ---
    You forced it on me
    saying that it wasn't cool!
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    Just give it back to me!
[07:48] ---
    No!
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    And we fought for the badge!
[07:53] ---
    That was the first fight
    for both of us, wasn't it?
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    At the time, we fought in earnest.
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    Yeah...
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    And that time, I won the fight.
[08:07] ---
    Yeah, with your lucky strike!
[08:12] ---
    This is bad! My ribs finally...
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    The thing... I couldn't forgive you for...
[08:27] ---
    It's...
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    ...that you... conceded to me
    when I was the one who lost!
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    Valuable... He's valuable.
[08:45] ---
    He's a material too valuable to be
    crushed like this... Kenichi Shirahama!
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    I'm changing my plan.
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    I'm gonna bring
    both of them back with me.
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    Who's there?
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    A master shouldn't butt in
    on his disciple's fight.
[09:12] ---
    Look who's here... To see the
    warrior philosopher has shown up...
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    He's not the only one here.
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    We're here to make
    sure you don't interfere.
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    Sakaki's serious! So am I!
[09:28] ---
    So it's scary!
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    You aren't dumb enough
    to fight six of us, are you?
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    Kenichi is my prey.
[09:38] ---
    If you steal him from me, you'll... die.
[09:42] ---
    Sh-Shigure-don! It's a little different!
[09:46] ---
    Well, we're just saying, keep quiet
    and watch it through for now, Oga-chan.
[09:52] ---
    What?! They're gone...
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    When did they...
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    The thing that I absolutely
    couldn't forgive you for at that time...
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    ...is that though you won, you said...
[10:06] ---
    "I'll be the loser,"
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    ....and held the badge out!
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    Over such a small thing...
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    Such a small thing...
    Such a small thing, you said?!
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    Your hypocrisy always hurts
    people surrounding you deeply!
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    "Abaraya"
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    To tell you the truth... I kept
    playing gachagacha by myself.
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    "Please put the emptied capsules in here."
[10:31] ---
    I got all the capsules out and
    finally got the yin and yang badge.
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    I felt empty...
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    ...very deeply...
[10:40] ---
    And I realized then that what
    I really wanted was a medal...
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    ...a medal of victory!
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    Come to think of it,
    because of that incident,
[10:52] ---
    I came to know the existence of the
    fighting world though I was still young.
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    So I'll say thank you for that.
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    Since then, I continued to
    fight seeking a perfect victory,
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    and I've learned from the Great Sage Fist
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    that for a man to live means
    living at the expense of the weak.
[11:16] ---
    I now have to move on.
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    Goodbye... Ken-chan.
[11:40] ---
    I now have to move on.
[11:43] ---
    Goodbye... Ken-chan.
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    You... stupid idiot!
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    What?
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    I got caught off guard...
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    Where on Earth does
    he pull this strength from?
[11:59] ---
    Hm...?! Where'd he go?!
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    You sought power because
    you were hungry for victory?
[12:09] ---
    That's... the world of bloodshed, Ryuto!
[12:14] ---
    Can't be! He stopped the
    secret fist with the limiter off!
[12:19] ---
    You bastard!
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    If I don't stop you...
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    ...I feel that you might
    kill someone at some point.
[12:28] ---
    How presumptuous!
[12:32] ---
    So... one more time...
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    For your own sake, I'll...
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    ...defeat you!
[12:46] ---
    I...
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    I hate it!
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    The only way you were superior to me
    as a child was that you were a little taller!
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    Amazing... Right now,
    in strength, they are...
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    ...indeed equally matched.
[13:06] ---
    No... Unfortunately,
    the time is running out.
[13:10] ---
    Sob, sob... He looks like he's in pain.
[13:12] ---
    But, for some reason, you stand up with
    strange power only in critical moments.
[13:19] ---
    I really hate that!
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    Much faster and at full speed
[13:27] ---
    Wh... What am I doing?
[13:29] ---
    I have to form... my sphere of control.
[13:33] ---
    M... My body doesn't respond!
[13:33] ---
    I will manage to catch any waves
[13:37] ---
    Using both the "kinetic" and
    "calm" spirits at the same time...
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    Go over the clouds and go under
    the rainbow, our world will be there
[13:39] ---
    He's paying for such a reckless act.
[13:42] ---
    His muscle tissue has begun falling apart.
[13:49] ---
    A little more...
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    Yahoo! Let's give a cheer and go!
[13:52] ---
    Just a little bit more. Move!
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    Move...! Move...! My body!
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    To far and away
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    Our disciple is... Kenichi-kun is...
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    Yahoo! We will just stay on this road
    that leads to what's beyond this sea
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    ...desperately trying to stop his friend,
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    perhaps precisely because he
    noticed the change in his friend.
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    Ryuto...
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    What's going on?!
[14:43] ---
    Th-This is bad! The fire spread
    to the gasoline inside the building!
[14:49] ---
    W-We're in big trouble!
[14:51] ---
    Hurry up and get out of here!
[14:52] ---
    That's not possible!
    There're too many who're unconscious!
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    Ryuto! Ryuto!
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    Why...? You're merely an ordinary guy.
[15:12] ---
    You should be just one of many others.
[15:17] ---
    I'm endowed with great talent...
    and a great master,
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    and I've trained myself
    with tenacity since then!
[15:29] ---
    And yet...
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    And yet, why are you right
    there when I turn around?!
[15:40] ---
    Why else?!
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    That's because...
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    ...you're my friend!
[15:47] ---
    No matter how much you've changed,
    that fact never changes!
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    It seems that you don't remember the last
    promise we made a long time ago was...
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    I'm always right there, by your side
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    "Let's fight again for the
    badge the next time we meet."
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    I can hear the beating of your heart
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    You won. Take it.
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    Whether it's today, tomorrow,
    or any other time
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    Ryuto...
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    Tell that girl...
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    ...that it wasn't me who whistled for her.
[16:21] ---
    There'll always be only one answer
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    Ah!
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    Even if I'm unable to see the future
[16:27] ---
    Ryuto!
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    I'll think of you without any hesitation
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    Just in time.
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    Elder!
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    It seems that you train
    your disciple quite leniently.
[16:43] ---
    I love you
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    I only have eyes for you
[16:47] ---
    It's as if you're growing a bonsai.
[16:49] ---
    Oh? A bonsai? That's well said.
[16:52] ---
    I want to tell you how I feel about you
[16:53] ---
    Who's that?
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    But let me tell you something.
    My bonsai is...
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    You don't need to say anything
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    ...the mightiest one.
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    Actually, is there any
    point in this being a bonsai?
[17:01] ---
    Just that smile is enough
[17:05] ---
    Then, I'll tell you just one thing, too.
[17:06] ---
    Then some day, take that
    world that exists for us alone
[17:08] ---
    Well, for the sake of old times,
    I'll hear just one thing.
[17:14] ---
    Just don't think that Ryozanpaku
    can claim the strongest forever.
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    and make it bright
[17:22] ---
    Yami is now on the move.
[17:25] ---
    You said... two things.
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    On clear days, below the clouds
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    I'll cut them!
[17:39] ---
    I weave a single happiness
[17:41] ---
    There!
[17:45] ---
    On rainy days, I take
    the secret wish in my heart
[17:46] ---
    Apa!
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    and change it into a song
[17:53] ---
    Th-They cut the roof, crushed it, and...
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    ...blew it off!
[17:58] ---
    Even if the two of us are apart
[17:58] ---
    Hmph... I can't match that.
[18:04] ---
    I'm sure that voice
    of yours would reach me
[18:08] ---
    Holding back so that we don't
    break the factory buildings isn't easy.
[18:12] ---
    You held back?!
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    Did you see that?
    Did you see that? I'm their friend!
[18:14] ---
    I love you
[18:16] ---
    I'll send it only to you
[18:16] ---
    I'll send it only to you
    "Safety First"
[18:17] ---
    Isn't that cool?! Right? Right? Right?
[18:19] ---
    I'll send it only to you
[18:21] ---
    A message from my heart
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    I don't need anything else
[18:29] ---
    I jumped a little too high.
[18:32] ---
    These eyes will always
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    Ah, Elder!
[18:35] ---
    Oh, Ken-chan. You came to?
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    continue to watch over you
[18:38] ---
    Well done, Ken-chan. You did splendidly.
[18:41] ---
    Yes... thank you.
[18:44] ---
    Hm? What's the matter?
    You seem to be down.
[18:48] ---
    My friend... I wanted to take Ryuto back.
[18:49] ---
    transcending time
[18:53] ---
    I see... So you feel frustrated about it?
[18:57] ---
    You're kind, Ken-chan.
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    That kindness...
    You're fully proficient in it.
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    Can you see that?
[19:08] ---
    Huh?
[19:10] ---
    That's the secret of your strength...
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    ...your treasure.
[19:19] ---
    Everyone...
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    Everyone is...
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    ...waiting for me.
[19:35] ---
    I always found an excuse
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    so I didn't have to deal
    with what I didn't like
[19:43] ---
    It's quite meaningless, isn't it?
[19:53] ---
    If we hadn't had
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    a chance encounter that time
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    I would have lived without
    knowing my reason for being here
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    No matter what kind of master they are
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    they didn't become masters just in one day
[20:20] ---
    Embrace the ideal image in the heart
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    Without saying meaningless things
[20:29] ---
    Without looking aside
[20:32] ---
    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
[20:37] ---
    and losing to my own weakness
[20:42] ---
    I put myself in a bird cage
[20:43] ---
    "Kenichi Shirahama"
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    and push it into the valley
[20:46] ---
    "Shinpaku Federation"
[20:50] ---
    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
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    I can be strong
[21:02] ---
    I just have to stick to it
[21:09] ---
    Am I getting close to
[21:13] ---
    my ideals and dreams even if just a little?
[21:17] ---
    I get worried since I can't see
[21:26] ---
    During your long life,
[21:31] ---
    stumbling and even
    coming to a stop is okay
[21:35] ---
    I held those words in my heart
[21:40] ---
    From time to time,
[21:44] ---
    take a grand look up at the sky
[21:48] ---
    If you become at a loss
    and can't do anything about it
[21:53] ---
    Just let it go for now
[21:57] ---
    Don't bury your head in your hands
[22:02] ---
    and cry like that!
[22:06] ---
    And just as you began to
    give up after suffering a lot
[22:11] ---
    Bam! A new path may open up
[22:15] ---
    I can be strong.
[22:18] ---
    I have courage.
[22:46] ---
    "I love you! I don't wanna give up!"
[22:51] ---
    You told me so even
    when you fell to pieces
[22:51] ---
    Ah...
[22:53] ---
    Kenichi-san!
[22:55] ---
    That wonderful, strong heart of yours
[22:59] ---
    Don't ever let it go!
[23:03] ---
    But if I feel like bursting
    into tears, giving it up
[23:08] ---
    and losing to my own weakness
[23:13] ---
    I put myself in a bird cage
[23:17] ---
    and push it into the valley
[23:21] ---
    For those who believe in me more
    than anyone else and for my belief
[23:30] ---
    I can be strong
[23:33] ---
    I just have to stick to it
[23:40] ---
    Miu-san...!
[23:55] ---
    Your first disciple... has just returned!
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