# E5 - Metal Crab Mountain

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXP8KV/metal-crab-mountain)<br>
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**[00:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, let's play!<br>**[00:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Metal Crabs, little flowers, fizzy soda bubbles<br>**[00:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Reach out, grab on, then give your tail a shake<br>**[00:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As long as I'm here, there's nothing to fear<br>**[00:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One, two, three! Let's go! All aboard the Ceobe Express!<br>**[00:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Metal Crabs, little flowers, fizzy soda bubbles<br>**[00:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Reach out, grab on, then give your tail a shake<br>**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As long as I'm here, there's nothing to fear<br>**[00:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One, two, three! Let's go! All aboard the Ceobe Express!<br>**[00:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with the big metal crab?<br>**[00:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beanstalk's dead.<br>**[00:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nooo!<br>**[00:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome back.<br>**[00:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a mascot costume!<br>**[01:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The flyers Ethan handed out didn't work,<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I asked Bibeak to do this up for me!<br>**[01:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brings out the shop's charm, doesn't it?<br>**[01:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She made it super cute, but it's way too big!<br>**[01:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is pretty big.<br>**[01:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no way a metal crab could operate it at this size.<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I still owe money for the café buildout, and I've got no customers,<br>**[01:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I can't use the mascot costume for marketing,<br>**[01:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;- Calm down, Beanstalk, please.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;- so no customers are coming, so I can't get money for marketing...<br>**[01:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;- Look, Beanstalk!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;- so no customers are coming, so I can't get money for marketing...<br>**[01:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can do the right pincer!<br>**[01:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And... and I can do the left pincer!<br>**[01:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Such sweethearts!<br>**[01:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If only my Papa was here.<br>**[01:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Papa's the biggest, tallest, strongest warrior in the tribe!<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He could wear this outfit no problem!<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know somebody like that!<br>**[01:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come find me, if you ever need help again.<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... I meant more like when you need help controlling your strength.<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello. Please take a look.<br>**[02:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you looking at, Bubble?<br>**[02:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This guy looks really strong.<br>**[02:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The time has come!<br>**[02:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm challenging you!<br>