# E6 - Destroyer Division Six and the Battle of the Curry Seas!
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**[00:02] M**
At last, the time's come.
**[00:05] N**
Yeah.
**[00:06] M**
Are you sure about this?
**[00:08] N**
I've been ready to sacrifice
everything for this Naval District
**[00:12] N**
since the moment I became Secretary Ship.
**[00:14] M**
You're always like that.
**[00:16] M**
You always try to bear the whole burden
by yourself, and then you cry alone.
**[00:22] N**
That's my job as a fleet girl.
**[00:26] M**
You really are terrible
at sharing your feelings.
***SIGN*** Kantai Collection
***SIGN*** Sixth Destroyer Division
***SIGN*** Curry Sea Operation!
**[02:07] A**
Does it itch at all, Inazuma?
**[02:09] I**
It's okay!
**[02:11] I**
You're good at washing hair, Ikazuchi-chan.
**[02:14] A**
It's fine.
**[02:16] A**
You can rely on me more if you want.
**[02:18] Ak**
You're spoiling her!
**[02:20] A**
But...
**[02:21] Ak**
You can't be a real lady unless
**[02:22] Ak**
you can wash your hair on your own.
**[02:25] Ak**
Hey, Hibiki.
**[02:27] Ak**
You haven't washed your hair yet!
**[02:29] H**
I don't like it when my hair gets wet.
**[02:31] Ak**
Is that something a fleet girl says?
**[02:36] A**
You're all such good friends.
**[02:38] Ak**
Oh, Akagi-san!
**[02:40] I**
Hello!
**[02:42] A**
We're all washing off the
sweat from our expedition!
**[02:44] A**
An expedition? Does that mean...
**[02:47] H**
We brought back a lot of bauxite, yes.
**[02:49] A**
Really?
**[02:51] A**
Great work!
**[02:52] Ak**
O-Of course we did!
**[02:53] Ak**
That's our job as the Sixth Destroyer Group!
**[02:57] I**
Where are you all?
**[03:05] I**
I slipped.
**[03:08] H**
You're not really hurt.
**[03:10] Ak**
I feel much better.
**[03:11] Ak**
I'll do my best on
tomorrow's expedition, too.
**[03:14] Ak**
Right, Akatsuki?
**[03:16] I**
What's wrong?
**[03:18] I**
Do you not like expeditions, Akatsuki-chan?
**[03:21] Ak**
I don't mind expeditions, but
**[03:25] Ak**
it's just too much!
**[03:28] Ak**
It's not ladylike at all!
**[03:30] I**
You're talking about being a lady again?
**[03:33] Ak**
That's right, a lady must be more glamorous.
**[03:36] Ak**
More elephant!
**[03:39] I**
Akatsuki-chan, I think the word
you're looking for is elegant.
**[03:44] Ak**
That might be another way to put it.
**[03:47] C**
What is it, Hibiki?
**[03:48] ---**
This is...
**[03:49] Ak**
The Naval District Curry Contest?
***SIGN*** Naval District
Curry Contest
**[03:52] Ak**
"Bring your best curry and win."
**[03:55] T**
Hey, it's the Sixth Destroyer Group.
**[03:57] A**
Hello.
**[03:59] A**
Ta-da!
**[04:00] Both**
Ta-da!
**[04:02] Ak**
Is that a greating?
**[04:04] I**
It's "Ta-da!"
**[04:07] T**
You don't have to play along.
**[04:09] T**
Anyway, is something going on?
**[04:10] I**
Um, this.
**[04:14] T**
It's that time again, huh?
**[04:16] A**
It was a lot of fun last year, wasn't it?
**[04:19] T**
You know how once a week the
Naval District has curry, right?
**[04:23] I**
Yes.
**[04:25] H**
It's so the fleet girls who
spend a lot of time at sea
**[04:28] H**
don't forget what day it is, right?
**[04:30] T**
You could say that curry is a sublime dish
**[04:33] T**
that guides fleet girls
throughout their days.
***SIGN*** Naval District's Famous
***SIGN*** Destroyer Group Six Curry
**[04:36] T**
The winner of the contest
will be granted the honor of
**[04:39] T**
having their curry served in
the Naval District for a year.
**[04:41] Ik**
That's amazing... kind of?
**[04:44] T**
In other words, the winner is the
**[04:47] T**
number one cook in the Naval District!
**[04:49] Ak**
The number one cook...
***SIGN*** Café
Mamiya
**[04:54] Ak**
We're going to enter the curry tournament!
**[04:59] Ak**
Cooking is something a
lady must be proficie—
**[05:01] Ak**
—proficient in.
**[05:02] Girls**
She stuttered.
**[05:03] Girls**
She stuttered!
**[05:04] Girls**
She tried to use a hard
word and stuttered.
**[05:08] Ak**
In short, winning and becoming
the cooking champion
**[05:10] Ak**
is a shortcut to being a lady.
**[05:12] A**
Champion?
**[05:14] A**
Champion... Number one.
**[05:16] A**
In other words... the flagship?
**[05:19] A**
You are our flagship!
**[05:21] A**
We look forward to working with you!
**[05:23] A**
It's okay. You can rely on me more!
**[05:27] A**
That's a good idea...
**[05:29] Ak**
Right?
**[05:30] I**
If you're doing it, I'll help.
**[05:33] H**
I'll help.
**[05:34] Ak**
I knew you'd say that!
**[05:35] Ak**
That's the Sixth Destroyer Group for you!
**[05:38] Ak**
Okay...
**[05:39] Ak**
Fight!
**[05:40] Ak**
Yes!
**[05:42] Ak**
What are you doing here, Kongou-san?
**[05:46] A**
Unfortunately, I'm going to be the
one who wins the curry tournament.
**[05:50] A**
Zucky, Hibiki, Raiden!
**[05:52] Both**
Don't combine our names!
**[05:54] I**
Yeah!
**[05:54] Ak**
Are you going to enter the
curry tournament, too?
**[05:57] K**
Yes!
**[05:58] K**
I'm going to aim for victory with
**[06:01] K**
my special, hot English-style curry!
**[06:03] K**
And for the next year,
**[06:05] K**
the admiral is going to eat my curry!
**[06:09] As**
It won't be that easy, Kongou.
**[06:11] K**
Who's there?
**[06:12] All**
Ashigara-san?
**[06:13] As**
You think a little bit of
spice is going to help you
**[06:16] As**
against my wild, hardcore,
ultra-spicy curry?
**[06:20] As**
I'm going to be the victor.
**[06:22] K**
Glad to hear it, Ashigara.
**[06:24] K**
I can see why the British
called you the "Hungry Wolf."
**[06:28] Ak**
Don't forget us, okay?
**[06:30] Ak**
There's more to curry than spiciness!
**[06:33] K**
Looks like Zucky's serious, too.
**[06:35] Ak**
Prepare yourselves, then.
**[06:38] Ak**
We're not the only ones trying to win.
**[06:42] K**
I'll look forward to the day
of the decisive battle!
**[06:45] Ak**
Just you wait.
**[06:50] Ik**
This is getting exciting!
**[06:52] Ik**
I'm not going to lose, no matter what!
**[06:55] H**
If we're doing it, we have to win.
**[06:56] I**
I-I'll do my best, too!
**[06:59] Ak**
Yeah! We're going to win
**[07:01] Ak**
and make them realize we're ladies!
***SIGN*** Sixth Destroyer Division
***SIGN*** Curry Sea Operation
**[07:11] Ak**
Okay...
**[07:12] Ik**
Let's get started.
**[07:14] Ak**
Wait, why are you taking the lead, Ikazuchi?
**[07:17] Ak**
I'm the name ship of the Akatsuki
class, so it's my job, right?
**[07:20] Ik**
I'll be just fine!
**[07:22] Ak**
That's not a reason.
**[07:24] I**
Don't fight!
**[07:26] H**
So, how do you make curry?
***SIGN*** How to Cook Stew
**[07:36] I**
I see!
***SIGN*** Home Cooking
**[07:39] Ak**
Okay, so—
**[07:40] Ik**
We know how to make it, so let's go!
**[07:42] Ak**
Like I said, why are you in charge?
**[07:44] Ik**
Just leave it to me!
**[07:47] I**
I said, don't fight!
**[07:50] I**
Stop fighting, you two!
**[08:08] Ak**
Oh no, Hibiki! That's not good!
**[08:11] Ak**
So, now all we have to do is boil it
**[08:14] Ak**
and wait for the ingredients to get soft.
**[08:16] Ak**
Simple is best.
**[08:18] H**
Truly khorosho.
**[08:19] I**
And when it's all boiled,
**[08:21] I**
we turn off the flame and
add the curry powder.
**[08:24] Ak**
I-Is it done yet?
**[08:26] I**
It hasn't even been a minute!
**[08:28] Ak**
It won't get cooked that quickly.
**[08:31] H**
Then we need to turn up the heat.
**[08:33] Ak**
But, there's no way to
make the heat stronger...
**[08:37] Ak**
Yes, there is!
**[08:39] Ak**
Okay!
**[08:41] Ak**
All set!
**[08:43] Ak**
Time for some high-speed cooking!
**[08:48] I**
It's done!
**[08:54] Ik**
It's Akatsuki's fault for saying
she couldn't wait for it to boil.
**[08:58] Ak**
Are you saying I'm to blame?!
**[09:00] Ik**
You should've just left it to me!
**[09:03] Ak**
What?!
**[09:04] Ak**
I'm the one who decided to
enter the curry contest!
**[09:07] I**
Neither of you are to blame!
**[09:10] I**
It's my fault for
**[09:12] I**
coming up with a weird idea.
**[09:14] Ak**
You always try to take over
everything, Ikazuchi!
**[09:17] Ak**
I'm the older sister, okay?
**[09:19] Ik**
And I'm working hard because
I can't rely on said older sister!
**[09:25] Ak**
Hmph!
**[09:30] H**
Let's calm down a little.
**[09:32] All**
Hibiki-chan...
**[09:33] H**
We're all going to win together, right?
**[09:36] Ak**
That's right.
**[09:37] Ak**
We're all aiming to be real
ladies together, aren't we?
**[09:40] Ak**
We just got a little too fired up
**[09:42] Ak**
after talking with Kongou-san
and Ashigara-san.
**[09:44] I**
That was wrong.
**[09:46] Ak**
What do we do about the pot, though?
**[09:48] Ak**
We can't ask for another
one when it's like this.
**[10:01] Y**
Wait, it's just me, see?
**[10:04] I**
Yuubari-san!
**[10:05] Ak**
Don't scare us!
**[10:08] Y**
Sorry.
**[10:09] Y**
I was developing some equipment.
**[10:11] Y**
Are you guys developing equipment, too?
**[10:13] Y**
Torpedoes? Radars?
**[10:15] I**
Um, actually...
**[10:18] Y**
Just leave it to me, then!
**[10:21] All**
Really?
**[10:23] Y**
I'll make a super high-quality pot
**[10:25] Y**
that's tough, with a high heat transfer rate!
**[10:27] Y**
Okay!
**[10:28] Y**
I'm all fired up!
**[10:33] Ak**
I don't know why...
**[10:36] I**
But, that sound just makes
me really scared...
**[10:39] Y**
Okay, it's done!
**[10:45] Y**
I used a lot of the bauxite you guys
**[10:47] Y**
brought back from your expeditions!
**[10:49] Y**
It's made of the best aluminium,
and it's really hard to break!
**[10:53] All**
Thank you!
**[10:53] H**
Spasibo!
**[10:54] Y**
It's fine. Tell me what you think, later!
**[10:59] Ma**
How to make good curry?
**[11:02] Ma**
Hm... I think it's the spice called love.
**[11:05] All**
We don't need that.
**[11:06] Ma**
You guys are surprisingly pragmatic...
**[11:09] Ma**
I don't know how reliable it is,
**[11:11] Ma**
but if you use the legendary bauxite
**[11:14] Ma**
from Bauxite-Bottom Sound in
the east as a secret ingredient,
**[11:17] Ma**
I've heard you can make
any food taste amazing.
**[11:21] All**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Assault
**[11:27] Ak**
It's Akatsuki's turn! Just watch!
**[11:31] H**
Roger. Hibiki, heading out.
**[11:34] Ak**
Ikazuchi, heading out!
**[11:36] I**
See how Inazuma is when she's serious!
***SIGN*** Expedition
***SIGN*** Failure!
**[11:53] Ak**
Well, it *is* a legend...
**[11:55] I**
It won't be that easy to find.
**[11:58] H**
Bože moj.
**[11:59] Ak**
I'm sick of this!
**[12:00] Ak**
I can't do this!
**[12:04] Ak**
Maybe we should just quit.
**[12:09] N**
Hast thou exerted all possible efforts?
**[12:11] I**
Nagato-san.
**[12:12] N**
I won't ask for the details. However,
are you going to give up?
**[12:18] N**
That's fine,
**[12:20] N**
if you can hold your head high and
say you did everything you could.
**[12:24] Ak**
I can't say that at all!
**[12:28] Ik**
That's right.
**[12:29] Ik**
You can't do expeditions if you
give up after a failure or two.
**[12:33] H**
You must rise like a phoenix.
**[12:35] I**
We don't need the legendary bauxite.
**[12:38] Ak**
Yeah, we'll win with our own power!
**[12:45] Ki**
Is the microphone volume
okay? Check, one, two...
**[12:49] Ki**
Okay! It's time, everybody!
**[12:52] Ki**
The Naval District Curry
Competition will now begin!
**[12:54] Ki**
I, Kirishima, the fourth ship in
the Kongou Class, will be your MC!
**[12:58] Ki**
And on scene is...
**[13:00] N**
Naka-chan, the idol of the fleet!
**[13:03] N**
I'll introduce the contestants!
**[13:06] N**
Burning Curry! Kongou-san and Hiei-san!
**[13:09] A**
It'll be our curry that wins
**[13:11] A**
the admiral's stomach!
**[13:13] Hi**
I'll get fired up and make curry!
**[13:16] N**
And Zuikaku-san and Shoukaku-san,
**[13:18] N**
who came to show the power
of Carrier Group Five!
**[13:20] Sh**
The goddess of curry is with Zuikaku!
**[13:24] Z**
We'll make curry that will bring us
**[13:26] Z**
a little closer to Carrier Group One.
**[13:28] N**
When they're done, there's
no Abyssals or food left!
**[13:31] N**
Carrier Group One, Akagi-san and Kaga-san!
**[13:34] K**
Don't compare our curry
to Carrier Group Five's.
**[13:36] A**
Carrier Group One, Akagi!
I'm here to eat—I mean, cook!
**[13:40] N**
As spicy as the island
breeze, it's Shimakaze-san!
**[13:43] S**
Don't blame me if it gets even spicier!
**[13:46] N**
Voted "Fleet girl you'd most want
to marry," it's Haguro-san!
**[13:49] N**
And voted "Fleet girl you'd most want
to see married," it's Ashigara-san!
**[13:54] A**
Naka, come here for a minute—
**[13:56] H**
Run away while I can still
hold her, Naka-chan!
**[13:59] N**
Expedition specialists, Destroyer Group Six!
**[14:01] N**
Akatsuki-san, Hibiki-san,
Ikazuchi-san, Inazuma-san.
**[14:05] A**
It looks like they've spent
a lot of time training.
**[14:09] A**
I'll face you, as I promised!
**[14:11] K**
Yes! Let's fight fair and square!
**[14:14] N**
For our judge, we have one of the Big Seven,
with her raging 41 centimeter cannons,
**[14:18] N**
the guardian of the Naval
District, Nagato-san!
**[14:24] K**
Who will be crowned the best
cook in the Naval District?!
**[14:27] N**
Let the Naval District Curry Contest begin!
**[14:31] K**
It's already started. It's
really noisy down there.
**[14:35] O**
Yeah, it looks like a lot of fun!
**[14:37] O**
If they interfere with my talking
to Kitakami-san any more,
**[14:40] O**
I'll blast them with twenty Type 93
oxygen torpedoes, though.
**[14:44] K**
Anyway, curry, huh?
**[14:46] K**
I like beef stew more.
**[14:49] O**
That's my best dish!
**[14:51] O**
Beef stew is the dish of
excellent wives and mothers,
**[14:54] O**
and I'd make the best
wife and mother around!
**[14:56] K**
Yeah?
**[14:57] K**
I'd like to try your beef
stew sometime, then.
**[15:01] O**
Okay!
**[15:02] O**
I'll make you very happy.
**[15:04] K**
Yeah. Thanks.
**[15:10] I**
We all worked hard and practiced!
**[15:12] Ak**
We won't lose when it comes to teamwork!
**[15:17] Ak**
How are the other teams doing?
**[15:21] K**
This golden curry soup, with all
the ingredients blended in...
**[15:25] K**
We're sure to win!
**[15:27] K**
And then...
**[15:28] ---**
Oh no, Admiral, we can't!
**[15:31] K**
I'm the after-dinner dessert!
**[15:33] H**
There's no meat or vegetables in this curry!
**[15:37] H**
I can't let my sister be embarrassed.
**[15:39] H**
I thought this might happen, so I...
**[15:46] H**
Both my sister and I worked on this.
**[15:49] H**
It's the product of our love!
**[15:52] H**
Aww!
**[15:53] K**
Okay, Hiei!
**[15:54] K**
Let's try it together!
**[15:56] H**
Okay, Onee-sama!
**[16:03] Ki**
Count, one, two, three!
**[16:06] Ki**
My sisters are both KO'd!
**[16:09] N**
Kirishima-san?
**[16:11] K**
The glorious Carrier Division One
doesn't need any little tricks.
**[16:15] K**
We'll just do it as we always have.
**[16:17] K**
Right, Akagi-san?
**[16:21] A**
That's right, Kaga-san.
**[16:26] Ki**
Kaga-san does a splendid job
of ignoring that and passing!
**[16:28] Ki**
I mean, ignoring Akagi-san's actions
**[16:31] Ki**
and passing her the ingredients!
**[16:33] N**
You're explaining that yourself?
**[16:35] N**
Kirishima-san, you're acting really weird!
**[16:38] Mu**
Fubuki-chan, Akagi-senpai just thinks
**[16:40] Mu**
resupplying is really important!
**[16:42] Y**
That's right!
**[16:43] Y**
When she's fighting, she's really cool!
**[16:46] F**
The way she's eating...
**[16:48] F**
I want to feed Akagi-senpai, too!
**[16:52] Both**
She's in love.
**[16:55] Sh**
There's no need to fear Carrier Group One.
**[16:57] Z**
You shouldn't say that, Zuikaku.
**[17:00] Z**
We in Carrier Group Five
can't become arrogant.
**[17:03] Sh**
I know that.
**[17:05] Sh**
Shoukaku-nee, you got curry on you.
**[17:08] Z**
Where? It's hard to get curry stains off.
**[17:11] Sh**
See, right here!
**[17:13] Z**
Wait... don't touch my skirt too much!
**[17:19] Z**
Ow...
**[17:30] Z**
Why does this always happen to me?!
**[17:33] Sh**
Wait, Shoukaku-nee! I didn't mean to do it!
**[17:36] K**
Thank you! I was waiting for that.
**[17:39] N**
Kirishima-san, your voice
and expression are normal,
**[17:41] N**
but you're actually incredibly
excited, aren't you?
**[17:48] S**
It's done!
**[17:50] N**
Hey, Shimakaze-chan.
**[17:51] N**
Is that just a pre-bought pouch of curry?
**[17:55] S**
It's fast.
**[17:56] N**
Just because it's fast doesn't mean...
**[17:58] S**
That was good.
**[18:00] N**
And she eats it fast, too!
**[18:01] N**
And wait, Shimakaze-chan,
you're not supposed to eat it!
**[18:04] N**
It's not my job to tell you that!
**[18:07] Ak**
Why does it feel like the competition
**[18:10] Ak**
is knocking themselves out?
**[18:12] I**
More importantly,
Akatsuki-chan, please try this.
**[18:17] H**
How is it?
**[18:18] Ak**
It's good! The best we've made so far!
**[18:21] Ik**
Really? Great!
**[18:23] Ak**
Yeah. With the way everybody
around us is acting,
**[18:25] Ak**
we're sure to win.
**[18:27] As**
We'll see about that.
**[18:29] As**
Do it, Haguro.
**[18:31] H**
Okay.
**[18:32] H**
Here you go, everybody.
**[18:37] Ak**
What is this? It's too spicy!
**[18:39] I**
But, it's so delicious!
**[18:41] Ak**
It's so hot it numbs your mouth,
but the taste is somehow mellow,
**[18:45] Ak**
and it leaves a wonderful aftertaste.
**[18:47] H**
Khorosho!
**[18:49] Ak**
Why? Why is it so different than our curry?!
**[18:55] As**
A golden spice blend that's the product of
**[18:57] As**
the knowledge and experience
we've built up so far,
**[19:00] As**
and countless attempts and trials!
**[19:03] As**
I've been at this a lot longer than you all!
**[19:07] As**
And more than anything, the
burden I bear is a greater one.
**[19:11] I**
What do you mean?
**[19:13] A**
I need womanly skills to make sure
my next attempt is a successful one!
**[19:17] A**
I need the honor of being
the number one cook!
**[19:23] A**
I'm almost out of time!
**[19:27] N**
The whole place suddenly turned gloomy!
**[19:30] N**
Everybody here is having
fun, but she's serious!
**[19:34] N**
Incredibly serious!
**[19:35] K**
She's here to break the hearts
of her students without mercy!
**[19:38] K**
That's the Hungry Wolf for you!
**[19:40] H**
Please forgive her!
**[19:42] H**
I don't want to see my sister
**[19:44] H**
drowning herself in drink anymore!
**[19:46] N**
And Haguro-san is seriously crying!
**[19:51] Ak**
This is too heavy for us.
**[19:54] I**
Is this the end?
**[19:55] Ak**
We worked so hard...
**[20:11] N**
Hast thou not become slothful?
**[20:14] N**
You worked very hard.
**[20:16] N**
Now all you have to
do is see it to the end.
**[20:20] Ak**
Nagato-san!
**[20:21] Ik**
Why do you care so much about us?
**[20:23] N**
It's not just me.
**[20:25] F**
You can do it, everybody!
**[20:27] N**
Don't lose, Destroyer Group Six!
**[20:29] Y**
Stand up! Stand up!
**[20:32] K**
The whole stadium is calling
out for Destroyer Group Six!
**[20:35] K**
Have their efforts at last won
the hearts of the audience?
**[20:39] N**
I think they just want to
do something about the
**[20:42] N**
gloomy mood Ashigara-san brought on.
**[20:46] A**
You little girls think you can
withstand the burdens of my life?!
**[20:50] H**
Nee-san...
**[20:51] H**
I feel a little lighter.
**[20:55] Ak**
If everybody is calling our names...
**[20:57] I**
We have to stand up!
**[20:59] Ak**
That's right! We promised!
**[21:03] Ak**
That we'd all win together!
**[21:04] All**
You can do it!
**[21:07] Ak**
Let's go, everybody!
**[21:08] ---**
Yeah!
**[21:10] Ak**
So, you're still alive, huh?
**[21:12] Ak**
Come and get me!
**[21:15] K**
Destroyer Group Six stands up!
**[21:17] K**
A battle to decide the
**[21:18] K**
fate of the Naval District begins now!
**[21:21] N**
Isn't this just a curry contest?!
**[21:23] N**
Isn't it?!
**[21:27] K**
Okay, all the curry is ready!
**[21:30] K**
It's time for the final judgement!
**[21:33] N**
Do the judging quick,
before everybody realizes
**[21:35] N**
that "all the curry" is just two dishes!
**[21:39] N**
I'll start with Ashigara and Haguro's curry.
**[21:49] N**
Now Destroyer Group Six's.
**[21:55] K**
Who will be the winner?
**[21:58] N**
It's hard to determine a winner, but...
**[22:01] N**
The winner of this year's Naval
District Curry Tournament is...
**[22:06] N**
Destroyer Group Six!
**[22:17] M**
Good work today.
**[22:21] M**
It must've been hard to be the judge.
**[22:23] N**
It wasn't that bad.
**[22:25] M**
Aren't you glad that Destroyer
Group Six's mild curry
**[22:28] M**
will be the curry for the next year?
**[22:31] M**
You really can't handle spicy
stuff, can you, Nagato?
**[22:35] N**
Shut up.
**[22:43] Ak**
Now I'm a real lady.
**[22:46] Ik**
Jeez, you guys all rely on me too much.
**[22:51] H**
Khorosho.
**[22:54] I**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Next Time I Hate Carrier Group One!
**[24:36] ---**
Next time: "I Hate Carrier Group One!"