M2 - About Kaguya Shinomiya, Part 4

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[01:34] ---
    GLUB
    GLUB
[01:38] ---
    This tastes terrible.
[01:40] ---
    S-Sorry.
[01:42] ---
    The only good that came out of this
[01:44] ---
    was that I can now appreciate
    the coffee my household staff brews.
[01:47] ---
    This tastes like stewed sea slugs.
[01:50] ---
    I'll ask Secretary Fujiwara
    to show me how to brew coffee.
[01:55] ---
    Fujiwara suddenly finds herself
    in a tight spot.
[01:58] ---
    Shinomiya's sure in a horrible mood.
[02:01] ---
    Persona!
[02:03] ---
    Every one of us plays a different role
    for other people, depending on what they seek.
[02:09] ---
    Who you are when you're with friends.
[02:12] ---
    Who you are when you're with a lover.
[02:14] ---
    Not to mention who you are online.
[02:16] ---
    There! "L-O-L!"
[02:20] ---
    All the more so if you're
    a member of the Shinomiya Family.
[02:25] ---
    The upbringing she received
    was positively spartan...
[02:29] ---
    so in order to shield her mind
    from that environment,
[02:32] ---
    she has been known to frequently
    produce robust personas.
[02:37] ---
    IF YOU ARE A SHINOMIYA,
    DO NOT RELY ON ANYONE. INSTEAD, USE THEM.
    DO NOT RECEIVE ANYTHING. INSTEAD, TAKE.
    DO NOT LOVE ANYONE. THERE IS NO INSTEAD.
[02:40] ---
    These masks, so deeply ingrained in her life,
    can be so unyielding at times...
[02:47] ---
    that you would think...
[02:48] ---
    she was someone else entirely.
[02:54] ---
    Shirogane...
[02:56] ---
    I mean "President"...
[02:57] ---
    Shall we discuss
    what happened the other day?
[03:00] ---
    Here it comes!
[03:01] ---
    How would you define
    our relationship, President?
[03:07] ---
    Student council comrades...
[03:09] ---
    doesn't sound at all inspiring.
[03:11] ---
    Friends...
[03:13] ---
    doesn't sound right, either.
[03:16] ---
    Since we've come this far...
[03:18] ---
    I'd say...
[03:20] ---
    that we're boyfriend and girlfriend...
[03:23] ---
    maybe.
[03:24] ---
    Boyfriend and girlfriend
    is a bit far-fetched, isn't it?
[03:26] ---
    Seriously?
[03:29] ---
    One kiss, and you're acting
    like my boyfriend?
[03:32] ---
    Only a child would believe
    that a kiss makes you instant lovers.
[03:36] ---
    Well, not that I blame you
    for getting ahead of yourself, President.
[03:40] ---
    After all, I've known from the start
    that you had feelings for me.
[03:45] ---
    Who are you to talk, Shinomiya?
[03:47] ---
    What was your reason for kissing me?
[03:49] ---
    You did it because you like me, right?
[03:51] ---
    In that case...
[03:53] ---
    I wish you wouldn't make
    such a commotion over a mere kiss or two.
[03:57] ---
    Please, I would kiss anyone
    if I was in the mood.
[04:01] ---
    On that note...
[04:02] ---
    would you like to do it now?
[04:06] ---
    Kiss?
[04:08] ---
    THUMP
[04:21] ---
    THUMP
    THUMP
[04:24] ---
    WHACK
[04:27] ---
    What's this?
    A man waiting for a kiss?
[04:29] ---
    How creepy!
[04:30] ---
    No, I was just... I thought...
[04:33] ---
    I thought she was going to force
    a kiss on me again!
[04:36] ---
    That kiss is carved
    deep inside Shirogane's mind.
[04:41] ---
    Hey... I know it was kind of...
[04:44] ---
    But you didn't have to hit me!
[04:46] ---
    I apologize.
[04:47] ---
    But it's the Shinomiya way
    to discipline the indecisive by hitting them.
[04:50] ---
    Anyway...
[04:52] ---
    I don't see myself
    wanting to date such a spineless man.
[04:56] ---
    We're done for today. Good night.
[04:59] ---
    Huh?
[05:00] ---
    Oh my.
[05:02] ---
    I was planning to call
    for someone to pick me up...
[05:05] ---
    but apparently,
    smartphone batteries drain quickly.
[05:08] ---
    Therefore, I shall walk home.
[05:10] ---
    Huh? Are you sure you should be
    walking home alone at this hour?
[05:14] ---
    Then, what do you propose?
[05:21] ---
    What's gotten into Shinomiya?
[05:24] ---
    I thought things were pretty great
    until yesterday,
[05:27] ---
    but now she's saying
    she doesn't want to date me.
[05:30] ---
    And here she is, walking home with me.
[05:33] ---
    And that cold look on her face... Like ice.
[05:36] ---
    It's like she's reverted to being the Shinomiya
    who rejected everyone around her!
[05:42] ---
    Something happened! I just know it!
[05:45] ---
    Did her father give her a hard time
    about studying abroad?
[05:47] ---
    Or maybe he's against her dating!
[05:50] ---
    Don't tell me she's going to announce
    that she has a fiancé!
[05:53] ---
    Is that why she took this long
    to tell me that she couldn't date me?
[05:56] ---
    Figure it out, Miyuki!
[05:58] ---
    Shinomiya's got to be sending
    some kind of sign!
[06:01] ---
    You men are certainly lucky.
[06:04] ---
    Even if you walk around with your hands
    in your pockets like that, no one reprimands you.
[06:12] ---
    My fingertips feel frozen.
[06:14] ---
    Shinomiya's sighing because
    she's thinking about male privilege.
[06:19] ---
    In the Shinomiya household,
    where they treat people like objects,
[06:21] ---
    one example of male privilege would be...
[06:23] ---
    Could it be a fiancé after all?
[06:25] ---
    Shirogane is quite agitated.
[06:28] ---
    FLAP
    FLAP
[06:28] ---
    Shinomiya, what is it
    that you want me to do?
[06:31] ---
    Just tell me what you're feeling!
[06:33] ---
    Really, it's so bitterly cold!
[06:35] ---
    It feels like my heart
    is about to get frozen, as well!
[06:39] ---
    One of us seems to have
    warm hands! How lucky!
[06:44] ---
    Does that mean she wants me to rescue her
    from the cold with my hands?
[06:48] ---
    This is Shinomiya's cry for help!
[06:50] ---
    I...
[06:51] ---
    FLAP
    FLAP
[06:52] ---
    I have to do something about this!
[07:01] ---
    President...
[07:04] ---
    I see that you're not even capable
    of escorting a girl home the proper way.
[07:08] ---
    How cute.
[07:28] ---
    So spineless.
[07:37] ---
    L-O-L... I say.
[07:41] ---
    MEGA LOL
[07:42] ---
    DECEMBER 22
[07:51] ---
    You don't have to put my hair up today.
[07:54] ---
    Oh my.
[07:55] ---
    But is there still some of that perfume
    my sister-in-law gave me?
[07:59] ---
    Oh my, oh my.
[08:01] ---
    84 sheep...
[08:04] ---
    85 sheep...
[08:07] ---
    86 sheep...
[08:10] ---
    87 sheep...
[08:14] ---
    88 sheep...
[08:18] ---
    Sheep...
[08:20] ---
    Sheep...
[08:22] ---
    One coffin...
[08:24] ---
    Coffin?
[08:25] ---
    Two coffins...
[08:26] ---
    Hey, what do you think
    you're counting, President?
[08:27] ---
    Three coffins...
[08:29] ---
    What do you mean?
[08:31] ---
    I'm counting sheep.
[08:33] ---
    I didn't get any sleep last night.
[08:34] ---
    No, you started counting coffins
    midway through!
[08:37] ---
    Please don't count anything that suggests
    you won't wake up once you fall asleep!
[08:42] ---
    Morning, two days before Christmas Eve.
[08:45] ---
    There are now cracks in Shirogane's heart.
[08:48] ---
    And no wonder.
[08:49] ---
    Just when he thought he'd finally
    get to start dating Kaguya,
[08:52] ---
    thanks to the culture festival
    and all its promise,
[08:55] ---
    Kaguya suddenly... uttered the words,
    "I cannot date such a spineless man!"
[08:58] ---
    And as if that weren't enough...
[09:01] ---
    How cute.
[09:02] ---
    Trauma words!
[09:05] ---
    You can't blame him
    for suffering a mental collapse.
[09:05] ---
    Maybe I'll go look at the penguins
    in the aquarium.
[09:09] ---
    Hello!
[09:12] ---
    Hey...
[09:13] ---
    You're wearing your hair straight, Shinomiya.
[09:15] ---
    You haven't done that
    since you put makeup on me.
[09:18] ---
    Yes, I remember that day.
[09:21] ---
    I have my makeup kit with me today,
    so would you care to do it again?
[09:24] ---
    Uh, no, I think I'll pass.
[09:27] ---
    Well, what a pity.
[09:28] ---
    Huh?
[09:30] ---
    She's in a good mood today.
[09:32] ---
    Morning, Shinomiya!
[09:35] ---
    Huh?
[09:37] ---
    Snub.
[09:38] ---
    Why's she ignoring me?
[09:39] ---
    About the Christmas party I'm throwing...
[09:42] ---
    Yes?
[09:43] ---
    First, a toast! Of course
    it'll be with non-alcoholic drinks!
[09:44] ---
    Listen, didn't you think
    Shinomiya was acting weird today?
[09:46] ---
    Yes, of course.
[09:48] ---
    And we'll save the gift-exchanging until last!
[09:48] ---
    No. She was the same as usual with me.
[09:50] ---
    Sounds good to me.
[09:52] ---
    And I thought we could all have hot pot
    before we all get into a Christmas-y mood!
[09:56] ---
    Sounds good to me.
[09:58] ---
    And she's acting
    like her usual self with Fujiwara.
[10:02] ---
    If we're talking weird,
    she was way weirder yesterday.
[10:05] ---
    Yeah, that was a sight to see, too.
[10:06] ---
    Pwesident! Pwesident! Pwesident!
[10:10] ---
    I really need to talk to her again, properly.
[10:25] ---
    Vice President Shinomiya...
[10:27] ---
    You're wearing perfume, aren't you?
    That's against the rules.
[10:30] ---
    Oh my. It's only the slightest of dabs.
    Your sense of smell is astounding.
[10:36] ---
    No. Take this as a gift from me, Iino.
[10:39] ---
    What?
[10:40] ---
    Don't you ever use perfume?
[10:42] ---
    Of course not. I never...
[10:45] ---
    Oh? But Christmas
    is just around the corner.
[10:48] ---
    This is as good a time as any
    for you to learn, is it not?
[10:51] ---
    Your body, Iino...
[10:55] ---
    smells so sweet.
[11:00] ---
    Perfume is fragrant
    because it blends with your body scent.
[11:04] ---
    The nape of your neck is warm, so applying it
    there will really bring out the aroma.
[11:08] ---
    As long as you apply it 30 minutes
    before seeing the person you wish to conquer...
[11:12] ---
    your body temperature
    will have done its job by then,
[11:15] ---
    and you'll be able to draw
    that gentleman toward you.
[11:17] ---
    And now you're just as guilty.
[11:23] ---
    But...
[11:25] ---
    doesn't this smell like something
    a middle-aged woman would wear?
[11:28] ---
    Like someone who's really pushy.
    I don't think it's for high school girls.
[11:33] ---
    Wrong! As I explained earlier, a perfume's scent
    changes with the passage of time.
[11:38] ---
    Yes, it's an acquired taste initially,
    but after 30 minutes—
[11:41] ---
    Shinomiya...
[11:42] ---
    Even right now,
    it doesn't smell at all like—
[11:43] ---
    Do you have a minute?
[11:45] ---
    It smells just like my middle-aged aunts.
[11:50] ---
    Shinomiya?
[11:56] ---
    Why are you running away, Shinomiya?
[12:05] ---
    Kaguya?
[12:07] ---
    Shinomiya...
[12:15] ---
    Why?
[12:17] ---
    What did I do?
[12:18] ---
    What did I ever do to you, Shinomiya?
[12:24] ---
    You can't get away from me now!
[12:27] ---
    Why did you run, Shinomiya?
[12:29] ---
    Don't come near me! Please!
[12:31] ---
    I'm telling you...
[12:33] ---
    Don't come any closer to me!
[12:36] ---
    She hates me that much?
[12:38] ---
    Tell me...
[12:41] ---
    why.
[12:42] ---
    The answer is simple.
[12:44] ---
    Because it hasn't been 30 minutes yet
    since Kaguya applied the perfume!
[12:49] ---
    With the passage of time,
    perfume changes as follows.
[12:51] ---
    TOP NOTE
[12:52] ---
    The perfume Kaguya has on
    is renowned for its middle note!
[12:54] ---
    MIDDLE NOTE
[12:56] ---
    Immediately after applying it,
    it smells somewhat old-lady-ish.
[12:58] ---
    OLD LADY RELATIVE
[12:59] ---
    But...
[13:01] ---
    at this very moment, it hits her!
[13:03] ---
    Thanks to that dramatic chase, her body temp
    has surged. And she's sweating profusely!
[13:08] ---
    The middle note emerges
    when the aroma evaporates,
[13:10] ---
    blending with the wearer's own scent
    in the most optimal way. Also known as...
[13:14] ---
    "the heart note," which has now arrived!
[13:18] ---
    Fine. From now on,
    I'll keep my distance, Shinomiya.
[13:22] ---
    Come back here.
[13:23] ---
    What?
[13:24] ---
    - Where do you think you're going?
    - Huh?
[13:26] ---
    But you just told me to get lost!
[13:29] ---
    You can stay now.
[13:30] ---
    Actually, you have to stay or else.
[13:32] ---
    I have no clue about the female mind!
[13:36] ---
    Hey, Shinomiya... Don't you think
    you were acting strange yesterday?
[13:40] ---
    I was the same as always.
    The one thing that comes to mind...
[13:43] ---
    is that perhaps I was suppressing
    the absurd side of me that got a bit carried away.
[13:48] ---
    Carried away?
[13:52] ---
    Though I did make an outrageous
    promise to study abroad,
[13:56] ---
    once I regained my composure
    and gave it some serious thought,
[13:59] ---
    I realized that it was a decision
    so horrific, it left me shaking.
[14:06] ---
    Then, was that kiss also something you did
    because you were carried away?
[14:10] ---
    I suppose you could say that.
[14:14] ---
    You seem to be taking
    that kiss extremely seriously,
[14:18] ---
    but for me, that's all
    a kiss really amounts to.
[14:23] ---
    On that note, would you like
    to do it right now?
[14:29] ---
    Kiss me?
[14:31] ---
    Huh?
[14:36] ---
    I could never do that!
[14:38] ---
    A kiss isn't something
    you do so casually!
[14:41] ---
    If you're not feeling it,
    there's just no point—
[14:45] ---
    Ow! Why'd you kick me?
[14:47] ---
    Pardon me.
[14:48] ---
    It's the Shinomiya way to kick anyone
    who'd hold a kiss more sacred than they should.
[14:53] ---
    What the heck are you
    so mad about? Just tell me!
[14:56] ---
    Well...
[15:00] ---
    You've been blowing me off,
    you look more gloomy than usual,
[15:03] ---
    you're letting your hair down,
    you resort to violence!
[15:06] ---
    And you smell so nice
    like perfume, which you never use!
[15:08] ---
    I'm worried about you, okay?
[15:12] ---
    Did you say I smell nice?
[15:14] ---
    Yeah, I did! You smell amazing!
[15:16] ---
    And this has to be a first, right?
[15:21] ---
    If only you'd noticed
    like you did just now...
[15:24] ---
    then I'd always be in a good mood.
[15:28] ---
    I know this is a real stretch...
[15:32] ---
    but last night, when you were going on and on
    about how cold you were...
[15:36] ---
    you weren't hinting that you wanted
    to hold hands, were you?
[15:42] ---
    And it's because I didn't hold your hand...
[15:45] ---
    that you're mad.
[15:48] ---
    Of...
[15:51] ---
    - Of course that's not what this is about!
    - Shinomiya!
[15:55] ---
    Yeah, of course not.
[15:58] ---
    Now you realize?
[16:00] ---
    SENSE OF SMELL:
    AS ACUTE
    AS THAT
    OF A SMALL DOG
[16:07] ---
    You want to consult me about love?
[16:09] ---
    Yes. As someone with a boyfriend,
[16:11] ---
    I thought that I could benefit
    from hearing your opinions.
[16:15] ---
    Well, of course I don't mind.
[16:20] ---
    You're letting your hair down today, I see.
[16:25] ---
    It reminds me of when we were first-years.
[16:30] ---
    Back then, you...
[16:32] ---
    were known as "Kaguya the Ice Princess."
[16:35] ---
    So unapproachable... Everybody's idol...
[16:38] ---
    Mine included...
[16:41] ---
    Back then, she was attractive
    in the same way as Maki during her tense moments.
[16:48] ---
    So, Kaguya—
[16:49] ---
    I've been wondering about this
    for quite a while.
[16:53] ---
    You frequently change the way
    you address me, do you not?
[16:56] ---
    MISS
    KAGUYA
[16:57] ---
    SHINOMIYA
[16:58] ---
    KAGUYA
[16:59] ---
    You're the only one at this school
    who's so informal with me.
[17:03] ---
    In fact, you address me
    as if we've always been close.
[17:08] ---
    My apologies! That was
    overly familiar of me, wasn't it?
[17:11] ---
    No, I don't mind.
[17:12] ---
    I'm sorry! I won't address you
    so informally again, Miss Kaguya!
[17:17] ---
    I really don't mind.
[17:24] ---
    Are you serious, Miyuki?
[17:26] ---
    You want my advice about love?
[17:29] ---
    Yeah.
[17:30] ---
    I'd really like to learn
    more about how girls feel.
[17:33] ---
    I see. So as long as she's a woman,
    anyone will do.
[17:36] ---
    Don't put it that way!
[17:38] ---
    Well, if that's what you're after,
    leave it to me.
[17:41] ---
    After all, I'm a master of romance.
[17:43] ---
    Huh?
[17:45] ---
    I'm kidding.
[17:46] ---
    You're kidding?
[17:49] ---
    Never once have I experienced
    a successful romance.
[17:53] ---
    Look how blue the sky is.
[17:55] ---
    Damn, I asked the wrong person.
[17:58] ---
    So?
[17:59] ---
    So...
[18:01] ---
    what is it that you wanted to ask me?
[18:03] ---
    President has absolutely no clue
    about my feelings for him.
[18:07] ---
    President has absolutely no clue
    about my feelings for him.
[18:11] ---
    President has no clue about my feelings...
[18:13] ---
    President has no clue about my feelings...
[18:15] ---
    President has no clue—
[18:18] ---
    Are we talking about you and Shirogane?
[18:21] ---
    Yes, that's what I'm telling you.
[18:23] ---
    But normally, you'd start by saying,
    "I have this friend who..."
[18:28] ---
    You're already well aware, aren't you?
[18:30] ---
    Meaning that any such pretexts
    would be a waste of time.
[18:33] ---
    Realizing how ineffective it is
    to use the friend ploy! So impressive!
[18:37] ---
    Miss Kaguya,
    you're 100 times smarter than usual!
[18:42] ---
    Well, this is about a friend of mine, okay?
[18:45] ---
    The woman actually said this.
    That she'd kiss anyone if she was in the mood.
[18:49] ---
    And then she asked,
    "Would you like to do it now?"
[18:52] ---
    I mean, who says that?
[18:56] ---
    Actually, that sounds so sweet!
[18:58] ---
    I know exactly how that girl feels!
[19:02] ---
    So, she'd kiss anyone
    as long as she was in the mood?
[19:05] ---
    Obviously, she's trying to hide her true feelings
    behind those assertive words.
[19:09] ---
    True feelings?
[19:10] ---
    What she's really saying is,
    "You're the only one I'd ever be in the mood to kiss."
[19:14] ---
    If you wanna dig even deeper,
    what she's really trying to say is...
[19:17] ---
    I want President to kiss me.
[19:21] ---
    What am I supposed to do?
[19:23] ---
    I tried every which way
    to make President kiss me,
[19:25] ---
    but so far, nothing's worked,
    and I'm at the end of my tether.
[19:29] ---
    You want President... to kiss you?
[19:31] ---
    Yes.
[19:32] ---
    Kiss you, Miss Kaguya?
[19:34] ---
    That's exactly what I just said.
[19:36] ---
    But why?
[19:37] ---
    For someone who already knows,
[19:39] ---
    that's quite a mean thing to ask.
[19:43] ---
    Because I'm in love with President.
[19:46] ---
    What other reason could there be?
[19:49] ---
    Ka...
[19:50] ---
    Kaguya!
[19:50] ---
    FLUTTER
[19:52] ---
    Why are you back to addressing me
    informally now?
[19:54] ---
    But... I can't believe
    you owned up to it just like that!
[19:57] ---
    I've already acknowledged
    my romantic feelings for him.
[20:01] ---
    Romantic feelings?
[20:02] ---
    If I'm in love with him,
    isn't it only natural to want him to kiss me?
[20:05] ---
    I want him to hold me close
    with those arms,
[20:07] ---
    and if he wants to go even further,
    I'd probably say yes—
[20:10] ---
    I got it! I got it, okay?
[20:15] ---
    At any rate, if you want him to kiss you,
[20:17] ---
    then all you have to do is be honest with him
    about your feelings, right?
[20:21] ---
    That, I cannot do.
[20:22] ---
    Why not?
[20:25] ---
    Whenever I'm in his presence...
[20:28] ---
    for some reason,
    I can't help being perverse.
[20:31] ---
    I totally get it!
[20:32] ---
    That's just it! Being with the person you love
    makes you act all hostile and aloof!
[20:37] ---
    Actually, does "hostile and aloof"
    really explain that behavior?
[20:41] ---
    I've been making all kinds of efforts!
[20:44] ---
    Like repeating over and over how cold I was,
    to get him to hold my hand!
[20:47] ---
    I mean, she's walking right next to me,
    venting all the while!
[20:50] ---
    And today I even put on some perfume!
[20:52] ---
    Then she ran off like her life depended on it!
[20:54] ---
    The truth is, I'm too embarrassed
    to even talk to him!
[20:56] ---
    When I said hello, she ignored me!
[20:58] ---
    Have some empathy!
[21:00] ---
    I'm asking you myself! Please try to have
    some empathy for how she feels!
[21:03] ---
    She's almost at the breaking point herself!
[21:05] ---
    So please, try to be understanding!
[21:08] ---
    You know, this person
    is the exact same type as me.
[21:12] ---
    I'm feeling so much sympathy for her,
    it's downright scary.
[21:15] ---
    If you told me we were related,
    I'd believe—
[21:19] ---
    Wait.
[21:21] ---
    Is this about you and Auntie Kaguya?
[21:26] ---
    I've had a feeling about you two for ages!
[21:28] ---
    How far have you gotten?
[21:30] ---
    What? No, actually...
[21:32] ---
    We shared a grown-up kiss
    at the culture festival.
[21:34] ---
    - Whaaaaat?
    - Whaaaaat?
[21:36] ---
    I thought we were friends,
    but you've beaten me to the punch!
[21:38] ---
    I wish I hadn't found out!
[21:41] ---
    A grown-up kiss!
[21:43] ---
    About 40 seconds.
[21:45] ---
    And now, the dots have been connected.
[21:47] ---
    But... that kiss was a mistake.
[21:50] ---
    Are you sure about that?
[21:52] ---
    What was your first kiss like,
    Miss Kashiwagi?
[21:55] ---
    Huh? You're making this about me?
[21:58] ---
    ONE SUMMER DAY...
[21:58] ---
    We were on our way home after a date.
[22:01] ---
    And while we were waiting
    for the light to change...
[22:05] ---
    out of nowhere, he...
[22:09] ---
    I wish I'd never found out!
[22:11] ---
    That's quite lovely.
[22:12] ---
    But it was all of a sudden
    in front of a mini-mart!
[22:15] ---
    There's nothing romantic about that.
[22:17] ---
    That's fine.
[22:20] ---
    I'd rather have an ordinary kiss
    just like everyone else in this world.
[22:27] ---
    All I want...
[22:30] ---
    is an ordinary romance.
[22:40] ---
    I wonder...
[22:43] ---
    what Shinomiya...
[22:45] ---
    thinks of me.
[23:10] ---
    Ice Kaguya is one of Kaguya Shinomiya's
    many diverse sides.
[23:16] ---
    She is...
[23:17] ---
    the manifestation of the wariness
    everyone has toward one another.
[23:21] ---
    At the same time, she is also
    the cowardly heart of one who's in love.
[23:27] ---
    But I love you.
[23:39] ---
    Today's battle result...
[23:41] ---
    Kaguya Shinomiya...
[23:44] ---
    loses.
[23:46] ---
    Miyuki's betrayed me!
[23:48] ---
    You're the only one for me, Yu!
[23:50] ---
    An unhinged person just threw herself into my
    arms saying the weirdest things at the worst time!
[23:56] ---
    HOW THEY LOOKED WAY BACK WHEN...