E7 - Kaguya Wants to Undress Him

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[00:00] ---
    "UNDERWEAR!!"
[00:01] ---
    Underwear!
[00:02] ---
    The fabric that conceals private parts
    is an unexplored region for the opposite sex.
[00:07] ---
    It's a sanctuary one rarely gets to see.
[00:11] ---
    Some people have an underwear fetish.
[00:14] ---
    Just the sight of this material
    is gratifying for them.
[00:25] ---
    Hey, Ishigami!
[00:26] ---
    Please save that kind of thing
    for when you get back home!
[00:29] ---
    What were you about to do, Ishigami?
[00:35] ---
    You've got the wrong idea!
[00:37] ---
    The P.E. teacher made me put stuff away
    after class, so I didn't have time to change.
[00:42] ---
    That makes sense.
[00:43] ---
    I'm sorry for suspecting you
    of doing something inappropriate.
[00:46] ---
    You should be.
[00:47] ---
    But...
[00:49] ---
    I see.
[00:51] ---
    "SMIRK SMIRK"
[00:51] ---
    So, you're a briefs man, Ishigami.
[00:54] ---
    Pervert.
[00:57] ---
    That comeback lacked bite!
[01:00] ---
    Weak tea!
[01:01] ---
    Where'd you put your usual
    verbal switchblade, huh?
[01:04] ---
    What's wrong with wearing briefs?
[01:07] ---
    I like how they keep me nice and snug!
[01:09] ---
    It's not like I'm mocking you,
[01:09] ---
    "SMIRK SMIRK"
[01:11] ---
    but if you want to be snug as a bug,
    boxer briefs would do you fine.
[01:14] ---
    Here we go! Another boxer supremacist!
[01:17] ---
    You girls think boxer briefs are sexy
    because they showcase a guy's rear end!
[01:21] ---
    But any dude who'd wear flimsy underpants
    to impress girls is a flimsy human being!
[01:26] ---
    "PERSONAL OPINION"
[01:29] ---
    Are you listening?
[01:30] ---
    All guys who wear boxer briefs are man whores!
[01:35] ---
    These underpants make them man whores!
[01:37] ---
    What's a "man whore"?
[01:39] ---
    Okay, Siri. Search "meaning of man whore."
[01:47] ---
    People who wear boxer briefs are...
[03:20] ---
    "KAGUYA WANTS TO UNDRESS HIM"
[03:26] ---
    President is pretty popular with girls.
    It wouldn't be surprising
[03:30] ---
    if he had that kind of physical relationship
    with some of them, unbeknownst to me.
[03:35] ---
    I don't believe he's immoral like that...
[03:39] ---
    ...but I'd like to confirm it!
[03:45] ---
    I have to get a glance
    at President's underpants!
[03:49] ---
    If I spill tea on his slacks...
[03:55] ---
    I'm sorry!
[03:56] ---
    Take your slacks off.
    I'll dry them for you.
[04:00] ---
    Yay! I saw his underpants!
[04:03] ---
    I'm just a pervert!
[04:05] ---
    No, it's not like I have some prurient desire
    to see his underwear!
[04:10] ---
    Maybe I should just ask him outright.
[04:13] ---
    It seems like I'm perverted
    because I was trying to come up with a strategy.
[04:16] ---
    But apparently, people even exchange
    presents of underwear these days.
[04:20] ---
    If I ask him nonchalantly,
    he'll probably answer without blinking an eye.
[04:24] ---
    "BREWING TEA"
[04:25] ---
    Nonchalantly.
[04:27] ---
    Naturally.
[04:31] ---
    Have some tea.
[04:32] ---
    Thank you.
[04:34] ---
    What kind of tea do you like, President?
[04:38] ---
    Darjeeling or uva.
[04:40] ---
    I see. So you like refreshing things?
[04:43] ---
    Incidentally, what kind of underwear
    do you prefer?
[04:46] ---
    Oh, what kind of underwear?
[04:50] ---
    Well, let me think.
[04:52] ---
    Underwear that's too simple bores me.
[04:55] ---
    Something that's kind of colorful
    is more my style.
[05:00] ---
    Underwear?
[05:01] ---
    What is this about?
[05:05] ---
    I've heard of this.
[05:06] ---
    When a couple is especially close,
    the male requests particular panties!
[05:10] ---
    "REQUESTING PANTIES"
[05:10] ---
    Shirogane misinterpreted.
[05:13] ---
    What'll happen if I answer her?
    Would she wear them?
[05:16] ---
    Shinomiya, would you wear
    the lacy black panties I like?
[05:19] ---
    And then what? Would she tell me?
[05:23] ---
    I'm wearing your favorite pair today,
    President.
[05:27] ---
    No.
[05:29] ---
    I've got to think this through.
[05:31] ---
    The crux of the matter isn't
    whether I like black panties or not.
[05:35] ---
    It's making a request for panties
    that doesn't sound creepy!
[05:39] ---
    If I just blurt out here
    that I like black panties...
[05:42] ---
    How dirty.
[05:44] ---
    It's normal!
    Comparatively average and wholesome!
[05:47] ---
    In that case, I should choose something that's
    comfortable for women, with a lot of fabric!
[05:52] ---
    "NOT A CREEPY ANSWER!!"
[05:52] ---
    "WARM AND LOOSE"
[05:52] ---
    Panties like this!
[05:55] ---
    They're not sexy at all,
[05:56] ---
    but having Shinomiya wear any panties
    that I choose is hot!
[06:02] ---
    Good question.
[06:03] ---
    I don't know what they're called, but...
[06:05] ---
    ...they have a lot of material, are thin,
    and tight-fitting like pants.
[06:11] ---
    They have a lot of material, are thin,
    and tight-fitting like pants.
[06:15] ---
    Tight-fitting...
[06:20] ---
    "THEY'RE BOXER (PLAYBOY) BRIEFS!"
[06:20] ---
    They're boxer briefs!
[06:24] ---
    Hello.
[06:26] ---
    P-President is a man whore!
[06:31] ---
    Even though I had faith in him!
    How could he do this?
[06:33] ---
    No, Shinomiya!
[06:35] ---
    That was just a joke!
[06:37] ---
    The truth is I like black panties!
[06:44] ---
    J-Just when I thought
    he might be a decent person...
[06:48] ---
    Animal.
[06:50] ---
    I-It's not what you're thinking, lino!
[06:55] ---
    I-I'm not wearing black panties!
[06:58] ---
    "STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM"
[06:59] ---
    So don't attack me!
[07:02] ---
    I would never attack you!
[07:05] ---
    Today's battle result...
[07:07] ---
    "SHIROGANE (A BOXER MAN) LOSES"
[07:08] ---
    Shirogane loses.
SIGN    "He quit wearing briefs that very same day"
SIGN    "That'll be 2,592 yen, please"
[07:15] ---
    President, I'm sorry
    for my weird accusation the other day.
[07:17] ---
    "KAGUYA WANTS
    TO MAKE HIM LET GO"
[07:19] ---
    There's no need to apologize again.
[07:22] ---
    I knew it had to be based
    on some misunderstanding.
[07:25] ---
    Don't let me off the hook that easily.
[07:28] ---
    You always seem so tired.
[07:32] ---
    So let me make it up to you.
[07:34] ---
    "FLASH"
[07:35] ---
    Please allow me to give you a hand massage.
[07:38] ---
    A massage?
[07:40] ---
    A hand massage!
[07:42] ---
    The World Health Organization
    defines it as a therapeutic method
[07:44] ---
    in which therapists stimulate
    acupuncture and reflex points.
[07:47] ---
    It has an effect on every part
    of the human body.
[07:51] ---
    However...
[07:52] ---
    Kaguya doesn't have his health in mind.
[07:55] ---
    A way to stop men from cheating?
[07:59] ---
    Whatever President does and whom
    he does it with, it wouldn't be cheating.
[08:04] ---
    But men instinctively want to have sex
    with multiple women.
[08:07] ---
    Se...
[08:08] ---
    "Scientifically speaking
    about hormones"
[08:08] ---
    Still, there are hormones
    that can suppress such desires.
[08:12] ---
    That's what I'm talking about!
[08:13] ---
    How do I get him to secrete that?
[08:15] ---
    Quite a bit is produced after having sex.
[08:17] ---
    Se...
[08:18] ---
    If the only way to keep him from having se...
    is by making him have se... What's the point?
[08:23] ---
    You should have "se" with him, Lady Kaguya.
[08:26] ---
    I most certainly will not!
    And don't imitate me!
[08:28] ---
    Anyway, I hate dirty stuff!
[08:31] ---
    Then, why don't you give him a massage?
[08:34] ---
    Physical contact encourages the secretion
    of prevent-men-from-cheating hormones,
[08:37] ---
    and a virtuous cycle is produced with more
    love hormones synthesized. In other words...
[08:42] ---
    ...positive feedback!
[08:44] ---
    "THE FORMATION OF LOVE"
[08:46] ---
    It's a clever plan that serves as an apology
    for her abusive language,
[08:48] ---
    keeps Shirogane from cheating,
    and even acquires his love.
[08:54] ---
    Is she plotting something?
[08:57] ---
    But...
[08:58] ---
    ...if I get to touch Shinomiya's hands...
[09:01] ---
    All right.
[09:09] ---
    "SQUEEZE"
[09:10] ---
    Her hands are so soft and small.
[09:17] ---
    This is...
[09:18] ---
    ...really...
[09:20] ---
    ...pain...
[09:22] ---
    painful!
[09:24] ---
    Are you trying to punch holes?
[09:27] ---
    "STAB"
[09:29] ---
    Huge amounts of stress hormones,
    such as beta-endorphins and cortisol,
[09:33] ---
    are being secreted in Shirogane's brain!
[09:35] ---
    His body is emitting danger signals!
    On the other hand...
[09:40] ---
    President has such big hands.
[09:43] ---
    And they're warm. I kind of feel...
[09:45] ---
    Large amounts of oxytocin and vasopressin
    are being secreted in Kaguya's brain.
[09:49] ---
    An endless stream of love
    gushes forth from her mind.
[09:53] ---
    What is this feeling?
[09:55] ---
    It feels so good,
    I wish this moment lasted forever.
[10:00] ---
    Get it over with already!
[10:02] ---
    I like this.
[10:06] ---
    Maybe most kids have given
    their parents a shoulder massage,
[10:10] ---
    but I've never had the chance
    to do anything like that, so...
[10:13] ---
    Shinomiya...
[10:15] ---
    I see.
[10:16] ---
    She's never done anything as common as that.
[10:21] ---
    From now on, I'll help her learn various--
[10:25] ---
    She's killing me!
[10:29] ---
    It must've been some misunderstanding
    the other day.
[10:32] ---
    I can't believe those two are...
[10:37] ---
    "STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM"
[10:41] ---
    I'll do your back next.
[10:42] ---
    No, no!
[10:42] ---
    Hello...
[10:44] ---
    I'll make you feel even better.
[10:46] ---
    Go on, take off your belt.
[10:48] ---
    W-Wait, Shinomiya!
[10:50] ---
    Don't be like that. Let me do it.
[10:51] ---
    No, if I feel any better
    than this, I'll die!
[10:57] ---
    Iino...
[10:58] ---
    In the sacred student council room...
[11:02] ---
    No... Animals!
[11:04] ---
    Would you like to join us, lino?
[11:07] ---
    I'm a novice, so...
[11:10] ---
    I would only get in your way!
[11:15] ---
    Today's battle result...
[11:17] ---
    "SHIROGANE WINS
    (HIS SHOULDERS ARE MUCH LOOSER NOW)"
[11:17] ---
    Shirogane wins.
SIGN    "SPIN SPIN" "It was painful, but she definitely has talent"
[11:22] ---
    My shoulders feel light...
[11:28] ---
    What's wrong, Kei?
[11:29] ---
    Did something happen at school?
[11:31] ---
    No!
[11:32] ---
    I can't stop crying over this manga!
[11:34] ---
    "I'LL GO WITH SWEET TODAY"
[11:36] ---
    "MIYUKI SHIROGANE
    WANTS TO MAKE HER READ"
[11:36] ---
    Oh, just manga.
[11:39] ---
    Instead of looking down on me,
    you should read it for yourself!
[11:41] ---
    Bet you anything you'll cry, too!
[11:42] ---
    Yeah, right.
[11:44] ---
    I'm a second-year high school student.
    As if I'd cry over manga...
[11:51] ---
    There, you see? It's a real tearjerker!
[11:53] ---
    Dummy! I can't turn off the waterworks!
[11:55] ---
    It makes you want to fall in love, right?
[11:57] ---
    I totally want to fall in love!
[12:05] ---
    That made me want to be in love so much
[12:08] ---
    that I might slip up and confess
    my feelings to Shinomiya tomorrow!
[12:10] ---
    That's it!
[12:12] ---
    Throb! I want to fall in love, too!
[12:15] ---
    Go out with me, President!
    Let's have a shojo manga-like romance!
[12:20] ---
    It'll work!
[12:26] ---
    You read this kind of stuff, too, President?
[12:28] ---
    Yeah.
[12:30] ---
    I read it on my little sister's
    recommendation,
[12:32] ---
    and it was so moving that it made me cry.
[12:36] ---
    Well, I read my share of manga,
[12:39] ---
    so I can usually predict the plot twists.
[12:41] ---
    It's so boring when I realize
    they're setting up a weepy scene.
[12:45] ---
    Here we go. The tearful development.
[12:47] ---
    Cheap trick.
[12:49] ---
    This leaves me cold.
    They're practically begging you to cry.
[12:56] ---
    Obvious...
[12:59] ---
    "DRIP DRIP"
[12:59] ---
    Even though it's so obvious,
[13:01] ---
    they got me!
[13:03] ---
    There, you see? It's a tearjerker!
[13:05] ---
    I can't stop crying!
[13:06] ---
    It makes you want to fall in love, right?
[13:08] ---
    I wanna fall hopelessly in love!
[13:11] ---
    But where can I find someone?
[13:14] ---
    I smelled love talk coming from here!
[13:16] ---
    "GLANCE GLANCE"
[13:17] ---
    Who is it? Who is it?
    Who's in the throes of love?
[13:19] ---
    No one is.
[13:21] ---
    We were just talking about this manga.
[13:22] ---
    "Go Sweet"!
[13:25] ---
    Just looking at the cover
    gets me teary-eyed!
[13:27] ---
    Isn't it great?
[13:29] ---
    I'm so into it that I bought a digital copy
    of the whole series!
[13:32] ---
    Maybe I'll get the whole series, too.
[13:35] ---
    Is it that interesting?
[13:37] ---
    It's one of the best series I've ever read!
[13:40] ---
    Well, if we're just going
    by the tearjerker element,
[13:43] ---
    I have to admit
    it's one of the best I've read in years.
[13:47] ---
    Ishigami, do I know you?
[13:49] ---
    You could call me "a manga columnist."
[13:52] ---
    She took the bait! Just as planned!
[13:55] ---
    The recommendation solicitation plan!
[13:57] ---
    It's embarrassing for a boy
    to admit he reads shojo manga.
[14:01] ---
    But if everyone recommends it,
[14:03] ---
    eventually word of mouth
    will reach the target, Kaguya.
[14:06] ---
    With this roundabout strategy,
    he can maintain his position
[14:08] ---
    of "Yeah, it's not bad"
    and "I figured you guys would like this,"
[14:11] ---
    while getting Kaguya to read this manga
[14:13] ---
    that tugs on the heartstrings.
[14:15] ---
    You should read it, too, Kaguya!
[14:20] ---
    No, thanks anyway.
[14:22] ---
    I'm not into manga.
[14:26] ---
    Shinomiya, consider it as studying.
[14:28] ---
    I don't think reading one manga series
    in your life would be a bad idea.
[14:30] ---
    Exactly!
[14:33] ---
    What's the story about?
[14:38] ---
    The main character is a girl
    who doesn't trust anyone.
[14:39] ---
    "I can't trust anyone anymore"
[14:41] ---
    Then, a boy with a nasty mouth
    transfers to her school.
[14:43] ---
    "Hey, let me carry that bag for you"
[14:45] ---
    But it turns out the boy has a terminal
    illness, and he dies near the end!
[14:49] ---
    Don't blab!
[14:51] ---
    You never blurt out spoilers like that!
[14:54] ---
    Silence this spoiler girl!
[14:55] ---
    I'm sorry! It just slipped out!
[14:56] ---
    Roger!
[14:58] ---
    Pipe down!
[14:59] ---
    Not another word!
[15:02] ---
    "STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM"
[15:07] ---
    It doesn't sound
    the least bit interesting to me.
[15:09] ---
    Well, with this kind of thing,
    it's how the story builds up.
[15:13] ---
    An anorexic girl who doesn't trust anyone...
[15:17] ---
    ...makes friends for the first time
    and experiences human warmth.
[15:22] ---
    That's right!
    Near the beginning!
[15:23] ---
    Ever since her parents
    tried to poison her,
[15:26] ---
    all she eats is canned food.
[15:28] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
    In the middle.
[15:30] ---
    Those flashback scenes with her surviving on
    crackers and diet supplements are heartbreaking!
[15:35] ---
    But the curry her boyfriend makes for her
    right before he dies...
[15:38] ---
    Timidly, she takes a bite.
[15:41] ---
    And then, she says...
[15:45] ---
    "It's sweet!"
[15:45] ---
    "It's sweet!"
[15:48] ---
    That last chapter had me bawling!
[15:51] ---
    Wasn't it great?
[15:52] ---
    It's not fair that the curry didn't appear
    until the very end!
[15:55] ---
    I know, right?
[15:56] ---
    "GROWL GROWL"
[15:57] ---
    "GROWL GROWL" "BANG"
[16:03] ---
    I have no idea what they're saying.
[16:06] ---
    Fujiwara!
[16:11] ---
    I came to rescue you.
[16:12] ---
    Today's battle result...
[16:14] ---
    Shirogane, Ishigami, and Fujiwara lose.
[16:17] ---
    This is what happens at the end?
[16:18] ---
    And Miko loses, too.
SIGN    "SNIFF SNIFF"
SIGN    "Aaah! I want to fall in love like this, too!"
[17:56] ---
    This is Shuchiin Academy,
    a prestigious educational institution.
[18:00] ---
    My name is Kaguya Shinomiya,
    and I'm an ordinary girl.
[18:04] ---
    I'm the vice president
    of the student council, but...
[18:09] ---
    Ow...
[18:10] ---
    Shinomiya...
[18:14] ---
    Are you hurt?
[18:18] ---
    I had a feeling you were about to show up,
[18:21] ---
    and sure enough...
[18:23] ---
    What does that mean?
[18:25] ---
    Pudding.
[18:26] ---
    A snack from the principal himself.
[18:28] ---
    Shall we enjoy it together?
[18:31] ---
    You have a weakness for pudding, don't you?
[18:36] ---
    My heart is beating so fast
    that I can't even look them in the eye!
[18:37] ---
    "CONFESSION"
[18:40] ---
    "KAGUYA-SAMA: LOVE IS WAR SYNDROME"
[18:43] ---
    The handsome and brilliant student council
    president had a crush on Kaguya,
[18:47] ---
    so he forced her
    to join the student council.
SIGN    "MIYUKI SHIROGANE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT"
SIGN    "Adored by the student body.  Always cool and collected, but enigmatic."
[18:51] ---
    Both of the quirky and good-looking members
    are interested in Kaguya,
[18:55] ---
    but she's becoming
    more and more fond of President!
SIGN    "YU ISHIGAMI STUDENT COUNCIL TREASURER"
SIGN    "A computer geek with a supposedly dark past..."
[19:04] ---
    Kaguya uses all kinds
    of mischievous romantic techniques
[19:08] ---
    to get the boy she loves to ask her out!
[19:18] ---
    What should I do?
[19:20] ---
    President looks more handsome
    than ever today!
[19:23] ---
    In fact, so does Ishigami!
[19:27] ---
    This doesn't make sense!
[19:29] ---
    Shojo manga brain.
[19:31] ---
    A strange mood pervades the student council.
    And the cause is this shojo manga.
[19:34] ---
    "I'LL GO WITH SWEET TODAY"
[19:37] ---
    As a result,
[19:38] ---
    the longing to fall in love has clumped
    together in the student council room.
[19:41] ---
    It's an outbreak
    of shojo manga brain syndrome.
[19:44] ---
    Even the narrator has gone goofy!
[19:46] ---
    I have to do something
    to get things back to normal here!
[19:49] ---
    I've got it!
[19:51] ---
    Oh, there's an envelope in the box.
[19:56] ---
    A pair of tickets to an aquarium?
[19:58] ---
    Are they from the principal?
[20:01] ---
    I love aquariums!
[20:03] ---
    There are a lot of animals,
    and it's so romantic!
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    But...
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    There are only two tickets.
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    I slipped them in there!
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    I'm sure President wants to go with me.
[20:17] ---
    Certainly, two boys wouldn't go
    to the aquarium together.
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    Ishigami is scared of me,
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    Two tickets...
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    so there's no way he'd want to go together.
[20:27] ---
    Then, shall we go together, Shinomiya?
[20:31] ---
    After you helped me study,
    I owe you a debt of gratitude.
[20:36] ---
    I know quite a bit about fish,
    so I could use this opportunity to teach you.
[20:40] ---
    My teaching techniques...
[20:42] ---
    ...are awesome.
[20:45] ---
    Thump!
[20:47] ---
    The first time he's looked me in the eyes,
    and it has to be now? It's not fair!
[20:51] ---
    Not so fast, Ishigami.
[20:53] ---
    Maybe fish are your specialty. However...
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    ...no one knows more about penguins than me.
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    Thump!
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    You like penguins?
[21:02] ---
    Yeah.
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    I go so often that I remember
    their keepers' names.
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    I'll tell you the romance
    of these birds that cannot fly.
[21:13] ---
    From A to Z.
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    Thump!
[21:16] ---
    Shinomiya...
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    Shinomiya...
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    Whom do you choose, me or Ishigami?
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    Jeez...
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    I'm drowning...
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    ...in their feelings.
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    Move it!
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    I'm as strong as Yokozuna, right?
[21:41] ---
    I went to see sumo wrestling yesterday.
[21:43] ---
    You should've seen the upward strike!
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    And when one guy was dancing
    around the ring, his opponent went whap!
[21:46] ---
    "WHAP"
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    Sorry, I don't know anything
    about sumo.
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    You should, it's great!
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    Pudding!
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    Can I have one? Can I?
[21:56] ---
    Go ahead.
[21:56] ---
    President hid the tickets.
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    Because he doesn't want
    Miss Fujiwara to know about it?
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    He hasn't given up on going
    to the aquarium with me yet.
[22:06] ---
    Jeez!
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    If he does that,
    I'm going to get my hopes up!
[22:13] ---
    Shinomiya...
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    Your face is red.
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    Do you feel under the weather?
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    His face is too close!
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    If you don't feel well,
    maybe you should go to the infirmary.
[22:25] ---
    Jeez! Why are you so nice to me today?
[22:29] ---
    Do you have a fever?
[22:32] ---
    I'll take her to the infirmary.
[22:35] ---
    Don't bother.
[22:36] ---
    Please stay here
    and eat your pudding, President.
[22:39] ---
    No, I'll go.
[22:40] ---
    No, I will.
[22:42] ---
    I will.
[22:43] ---
    I will.
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    Stop it already!
[22:46] ---
    Your passion is even affecting me.
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    I'm melting like the pudding.
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    Urp!
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    I'm done with the pudding,
    so I'll take you to the infirmary.
[22:59] ---
    No, I'm perfectly fine.
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    Really?
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    I don't have a fever.
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    Let's go, Shinomiya.
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    The school nurse doesn't charge.
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    President!
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    Shinomiya...
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    Wanna go to the aquarium?
[23:20] ---
    No. I don't have to go.
[23:25] ---
    After all...
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    ...for me, this place is an aquarium.
[23:40] ---
    She turned me down?
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    I don't really understand
    her reason for saying no!
[23:47] ---
    Today's battle result...
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    "REASON FOR LOSING:
    THIS IS AN AQUARIUM."
[23:49] ---
    Shirogane loses.
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    "KAGUYA <3 AQUARIUM"
[23:53] ---
    I thought two men coming here
    together would just be sad,
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    but it's actually pretty fun, huh?