# The First Kiss That Never Ends
# M1 - Miyuki Shirogane Wants to Talk Things Over
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ1K2P/miyuki-shirogane-wants-to-talk-things-over--miko-iino-wants-to-talk--about-kaguya-shinomiya-part-3)
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DECEMBER 20
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Did you hear?
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MIDDLE
JUMP
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Apparently at Mid Jump, sexual content is okay
if it doesn't go on for more than four pages.
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What? That sounds obscene.
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*Right. It is obscene.*
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The cover for that magazine
is obscene, as well.
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*Agreed. It is obscene, isn't it?*
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CHRISTMAS CAKE
ACCEPTING ORDERS
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*While we've been focused
on the culture festival,*
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*the rest of the world
has gone into Christmas-mode.*
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NO OCCUPANCY
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*All these couples using Christmas Eve
as a pretext for hooking up...*
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*No vacancies
at any of the love hotels.*
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NO OCCUPANCY
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At the end of the day,
our world revolves around sex!
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Awful! Awful! So obscene!
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*They all have nothing
but indecent thoughts on their minds!*
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*And then... And then...*
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*Indecent thoughts, huh?*
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*What was that kiss, then?*
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There were...
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all these tiny balloons everywhere!
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SQUEAL SQUEAL
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It was gorgeous beyond belief!
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And then, President told me
to apply to Stanford!
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That is, he ordered me
to join him in the U.S.!
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Stanford?
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I know! What was he thinking?
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But the way he said it with that blush
on his face was just so adorable!
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I said yes in spite of myself!
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And in spite of myself, I kissed him!
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Did you know, Hayasaka?
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When you kiss someone you like,
it can't be a regular kiss!
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LADY KAGUYA'S
KEY TIPS FOR KISSING
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Class is now in session!
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You place your lips together like so.
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The grown-up way is to slip your tongue in.
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Miss Kashiwagi and her boyfriend actually...
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WAR CRIMINAL
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So, you didn't know that,
did you, Hayasaka?
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How cute.
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Idi...
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Idiot!
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What?
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DECEMBER 21
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*With the culture festival over,
the student council goes back to normal life.*
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Good work.
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*But the scars still
run deep.*
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Ishigami's here!
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*And Shirogane's battle
is far from over!*
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*I let her know how I feel!*
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*I even kissed her!*
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*And it was a pretty intense one!*
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*Meaning...*
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*we can be considered
boyfriend and girlfriend now?*
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*But how pure was that kiss, really?*
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*If I'd mismanaged
the distance between us here...*
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*What's this, President? One kiss,
and you're acting like my boyfriend?*
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*That kiss only happened
because we were having a moment.*
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*Surely you don't think
that a kiss makes us lovers now?*
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*That's exactly how a cherry boy's mind would work.*
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CHERRY BOY
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*How cute.*
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GAH
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President, are you all right?
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Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
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*Today, I'm going to set things straight
with Shinomiya!*
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*No matter what!*
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*Here she comes!*
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DAINTY
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TROT TROT
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Hey, Shinomiya...
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Wait, what?
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Doesn't she seem different today?
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Now that you mention it,
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Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh...
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she does look
more childish than usual.
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Oh! Little Kaguya!
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- Little Kaguya?
- Little Kaguya?
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Little Kaguya! Little Kaguya! Little Kaguya!
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I didn't think we'd get to see you this year!
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Everyone! How lucky are we
to get to see Little Kaguya?
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Wh-What the heck
do you mean by "Little Kaguya"?
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Kaguya's personality undergoes slight shifts
depending on her mental state that day.
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You're all aware of that, right?
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Little Kaguya can only show up if she meets
the most stringent conditions.
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60% happy, 40% in denial and, on top
of that, she has to be sleep-deprived.
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IN DENIAL
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Every single one of these boxes
needs to be checked.
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LITTLE KAGUYA
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And only when her psychological balance hits
that sweet spot does this rare Little Kaguya appear!
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Rare Kaguya?
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Even I've still only seen her three times!
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How is this even possible?
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*That's right!*
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DECEMBER 20
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*The conditions had already been met
the previous night!*
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*A grown-up kiss!*
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*In a nutshell,
a dizzying array of kisses exist.*
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*A kiss on the cheek or hand
signifying affection.*
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*A kiss on the lips
indicating a close relationship.*
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*And...*
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*the more meaningful kind of kiss.*
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LOVE BIBLE
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Isn't this the way
one normally kisses the one she loves?
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KISSES THAT WORK
FOR ROMANCE
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It says so in the books I've read.
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Even Miss Kashiwagi and her boyfriend...
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Miss Kashiwagi?
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Yes?
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Miss Kashiwagi...
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Is that how one typically
goes about kissing another?
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Huh? Um... Um—
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That was a special kind of kiss
you only give to the person you love!
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So whatever you do,
don't kiss anyone else like that, okay?
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Understood!
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*War criminal.*
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*Such disinformation was pumped
into Kaguya, a stranger to girl talk...*
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The kind of kiss you only give
to the one you love...
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To the one you love!
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*And she ends up doing just that.*
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That was your first-ever kiss?
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You aren't in a love scene
in a Hollywood movie!
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In other words, it's a regular kiss, right?
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Not by a long shot!
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You shouldn't be kissing like that
on school grounds!
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That's something
you should be doing in bed!
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That kind of kiss...
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practically amounts to having sex!
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Se...
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...x?
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*She managed to say it.*
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Wait!
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What do you mean by "sex"?
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All I did was insert my tongue
into his oral cavity!
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That can't possibly be sex!
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It's totally sex.
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It's something you do
in the process of having sex.
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Stop repeating the word "sex"!
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You've been repeating it
yourself, Lady Kaguya!
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Well, Christmas is around the corner.
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Since you've gotten this far already,
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it will be a breeze to take it
to the next level and have sex.
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Good for you.
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Wait! Why on earth would you go there?
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Don't people normally wait at least a month or two
after their first kiss to engage in that sort of thing?
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HOLLER HOLLER
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HOLLER HOLLER
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HOLLER HOLLER
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It's a different story if you've already
gone that far with your first kiss!
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HOLLER HOLLER
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*I'm just not getting through to you.*
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*This is why children like you
who've never been kissed...*
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You're thinking of something
unbelievably infuriating right now, aren't you?
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I'm getting nowhere with this!
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Let me ask someone with experience
about what to actually expect!
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MISS KASHIWAGI
NOW DIALING
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Hello? Kaguya? What a surprise!
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Is something wrong?
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*I'd like to ask you something,
Miss Kashiwagi.*
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What is it? Ask me anything!
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*Well, you see...*
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About how long did you wait
to have sex after your first kiss?
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I-I'll have you know, Tsubasa and I
have never done anything so indec—
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Please don't ridicule me!
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I couldn't be more serious than I am now!
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What?
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This is a serious conversation?
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After that first kiss,
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maybe two months.
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Of course! You'd wait
at least that long, right?
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Then, how long after a grown-up kiss?
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About 40 seconds.
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Seconds?
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Are you finally starting
to see the light, Lady Kaguya?
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Just acknowledge it!
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That because your first kiss was a deep dive,
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chances are that President sees you
as a super-nympho lust monster!
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A super-nympho lust monster?
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*How...*
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*How can I possibly look him
in the eye tomorrow?*
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*In an abrupt about-face
after that Ultra Romantic night,*
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THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE SEX!!
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A SUPER-NYMPHO
LUST MONSTER!?
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*the point that Hayasaka brought up
has caused her to spend a night of agony!*
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MNGH
NNGH
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*And sleep-deprivation ensues!*
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*Kaguya's brain plunges even further
into the depths of malfunction!*
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*Resulting in two straight days of zero IQ!*
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*Intellectually, it's Black Monday!*
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*And...*
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*Rare Kaguya?*
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*Descent.*
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This is a hundred times better
than her being scary, so I accept it!
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Whaaaaat?
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*Damn! Today of all days,
I really wanted to talk to Shinomiya!*
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*In this state,
I can't even get through to her!*
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GRIND
GRIND
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*This is bad!*
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Wh-Wh-What is it, Shinomiya?
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Pwesident, good morning!
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*Actually, maybe it's perfect.*
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*Who is this adorable creature?*
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*Needless to say,
she's in a super-deformed state.*
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*This is how she appears to everyone.*
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Tell me, how old are you, Little Kaguya?
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Um... Um... Seventeen?
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Seventeen, huh? What a sweetheart!
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CONGRATULATIONS
ON COMING OF AGE
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Did you know? If you're 17,
then next year, you'll be an adult!
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It's not a good look to take advantage of someone
when they're vulnerable, Ishigami. So cut it out.
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Oh!
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So cuddly and fluffy!
I want to display you at my house!
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SQUISH
SQUISH
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WHACK
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Ouch!
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SQUISH
SQUISH
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Hey! You can't hit people, you bad girl!
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We just caught a glimpse
of Shinomiya's inner psyche, right?
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Can't you see she doesn't like that?
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SQUIRM
SQUIRM
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Just let her go, okay?
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Oh, she's totally fine!
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Little Kaguya loves me the best, don't you?
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Go on, show us
who your favorites are in order!
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Number one.
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Huh?
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Number two.
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Huh?
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Number three.
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What are you talking about?
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Don't ask me, but I think
she just went with the flow there.
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MINI DONUTS
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Here.
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What?
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You're giving me a snack?
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SMITTEN
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Thanks!
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Here.
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Hey, thanks!
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Here.
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You're giving me one, too?
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Oh...
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RATTLE...
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Sniff!
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I'll run out and get some candy!
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We're going at top speed,
so hang on, okay?
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Listen, Shinomiya, about yesterday...
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Pwesident...
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You're breathing!
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We're the same!
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*It's no good. We can't talk like this.*
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*Right now, it seems like Shinomiya's brain
is the size of an orange.*
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*She's probably seeing a different world than I am.*
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*Come to think of it, I've heard
that if the gap between your IQ is 20 or so,*
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*there's no way
you can hold a conversation.*
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*In that case...*
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Chinomiya!
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Pwesident?
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Chinomiya, let's talk!
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Okay! Let's!
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What should we talk about?
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Anything you want!
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Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
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Pwesident! Pwesident!
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Chinomiya!
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Pwesident! Pwesident! Pwesident!
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*They're holding a conversation,
and it's scarily devoid of substance.*
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I'm sorry I'm late—
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Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
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Pwesident! Pwesident!
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Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
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Pwesident! Pwesident!
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Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
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Pwesident! Pwesident!
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Chinomiya! Chinomiya! Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
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Pwesident! Pwesident! Pwesident! Pwesident!
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*Aren't you both too old
to be doing whatever this is?*
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*Super-deformed is just super-deformed.*
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DECEMBER 20
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*Three days until Christmas Eve!*
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*Having shared a grown-up kiss,*
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*these two are about to see the curtain go up
on this year's final romantic battle of minds!*
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*For Hayasaka, it was the morning from hell.*
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Little Kaguya's fast asleep, huh?
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I'm not surprised.
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MNGH
NNGH
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The culture festival must've worn her out.
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Let's let her get some real rest.
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BAKED
SENBEI
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MIDDLE
JUMP
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Hey, almost forgot.
I brought this week's Mid Jump.
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Great! Thank you!
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TWO PUNCH MAN
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MS. KUBO
DOESN'T MAKE IT
COMPLICATED
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That's lewd material you have there.
I'm confiscating it.
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Where'd you come from, Iino?
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Look, Iino...
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can you at least wait
until President finishes it?
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Negative! The rules are the rules!
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You only have yourself to blame
for bringing in contraband!
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It's the same old, same old, huh?
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Makes you wonder if it's going to be
like this until we graduate.
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We're going to be
at each other's throats until the end.
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I have no idea why...
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but whenever you do something to me,
I can't rest until I get back at you.
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What?
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If you promise never to bring
anything like this again,
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I'll let you have your book back.
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Just keep your word on that,
and the odds of us getting along might be...
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more than...
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zero.
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That's not going to happen.
I'm so going to bring another one next week.
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How do you not see
that it's your own fault?
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PUNCH
MISS
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Seriously? What's going on here?
**[14:20] ---**
Are you stupid? Are you?
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An old-school brawl?
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Ouch! I'll bring it, no matter what!
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Ts-Tsubame!
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Don't mind us, please.
We're always like this.
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*After I made such a huge concession...*
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Well, if you say so.
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Oh, right! There's something
I wanted to ask you, Yu.
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What is it?
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Do you think you'll be free
on Christmas Eve?
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*What is this? No way!*
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U-Um, if you don't feel like it,
you can totally say no, okay?
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Wanna come over that day?
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I'll be there!
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Yay!
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YAY
**[14:52] ---**
*Whoa, Tsubame's house? On Christmas?*
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*In Tsubame's room?*
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That's beyond perverted!
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Oh! It's not like that!
I was planning to invite you, too, Iino!
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For a threesome?
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No! I'll be inviting a lot of people!
I'm going to throw a party!
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It's an orgy!
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Shut up, you clueless
Disciplinary Committee member!
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How do you not get that she's talking
about a Christmas party?
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O-O-Oh!
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Oh, sorry. That just never crossed
my mind when I said it.
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*Hey, if Iino wasn't around,
I totally would've gotten the wrong idea, too.*
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I'm inviting the Cheerleading Squad
and the Culture Festival Committee.
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Rei says she'll be coming, too!
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Rei?
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Tsubame!
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All right, I'm in the middle
of an errand here...
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so let me know if you're coming!
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STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM
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Hey, Ishigami...
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Are you free on Christmas Eve?
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Wanna come over that day?
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Oh, are you having a Christmas party?
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I'm surprised you made the connection.
**[15:52] ---**
So, let's have a Christmas party for everyone in the
student council! I'll provide my home as the venue!
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You'll come, too, won't you, Kaguya?
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MNGH
NNGH
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That's a yes!
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Isn't she just moaning in her sleep?
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You won't have to spend another lonely Eve
all by yourself this year, Ishigami!
**[16:06] ---**
Thanks to Chika,
your brilliant event planner—
**[16:08] ---**
Hey, sorry, Senpai...
**[16:10] ---**
but on Christmas Eve,
**[16:12] ---**
I've got plans.
**[16:16] ---**
It's kind of a shame that your howls of laughter
will go to waste, but it's the truth.
**[16:19] ---**
It really is true.
Tsubame just invited Ishigami and me.
**[16:23] ---**
What?
**[16:24] ---**
You can't possibly turn down an invitation
from Tsubame, can you, Ishigami?
**[16:28] ---**
A BIT DISAPPOINTED
**[16:29] ---**
Huh? Why couldn't I, if it's her?
**[16:31] ---**
Everyone here is aware
that you have a crush on Tsubame.
**[16:35] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:36] ---**
Well, yes.
**[16:37] ---**
No way!
**[16:40] ---**
Since when?
**[16:41] ---**
Maybe around the sports festival?
**[16:42] ---**
No way!
**[16:45] ---**
So...
**[16:46] ---**
which party are you going to, Iino?
**[16:48] ---**
Well, I know you think
I'd be a thorn in your side. So I guess I'll...
**[16:54] ---**
Huh? I don't think that.
**[16:59] ---**
Is... that right?
**[17:01] ---**
Huh?
**[17:04] ---**
GOOD NIGHT!!
SEE YOU LATER
**[17:04] ---**
IINO AND I WILL BOTH
ATTEND YOUR
CHRISTMAS PARTY
LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
**[17:13] ---**
I have to give him my answer
three months from now, huh?
**[17:18] ---**
LOST AND FOUND
**[17:25] ---**
IF NO ONE'S CLAIMED IT
IN THREE MONTHS, TAKE IT!
**[17:28] ---**
If no one's claimed it
in three months, huh?
**[17:35] ---**
Not that I really want it.
**[17:38] ---**
*Christmas, huh?*
**[17:40] ---**
*I wonder what Shinomiya's going to do.*
**[17:52] ---**
*The second battle of minds
inside her own brain and the trial begin!*
**[17:57] ---**
TWO GENIUSES' WAR OF LOVE
**[17:59] ---**
WHAT? I'M UP!?
**[18:06] ---**
Not only did the defendant steal a kiss
from Miyuki Shirogane without warning,
**[18:06] ---**
THE ACCUSED KAGUYA (STUPID)
**[18:10] ---**
but she even inserted her tongue,
of all things.
**[18:12] ---**
She is therefore charged with the crime proscribed
in article 174 of our personal penal code...
**[18:15] ---**
The Grown-Up Kiss Offensive.
**[18:17] ---**
In addition, the defendant is deemed
a flight risk who may flee the country.
**[18:20] ---**
Therefore, the prosecution seeks
the death penalty for the defendant.
**[18:20] ---**
THE COMPLETE
SIX CODES
OF JAPAN
**[18:23] ---**
PROSECUTOR KAGUYA
(COLD AS ICE)
**[18:25] ---**
Death penalty?
**[18:26] ---**
COUNSEL KAGUYA SHINOMIYA
**[18:26] ---**
No objections.
**[18:27] ---**
My own lawyer won't even defend me?
**[18:29] ---**
*Pwesident is in the student council room...
Wow, it's perfect!*
**[18:31] ---**
Uttering gibberish
in front of President...
**[18:33] ---**
*Number one...*
**[18:34] ---**
NUMBER ONE
**[18:34] ---**
S-Saying he was your number one!
**[18:36] ---**
I don't remember.
**[18:37] ---**
Well, what a convenient mind you have!
**[18:40] ---**
Well, why is it such a big deal?
**[18:41] ---**
President used all those balloons
to let me know how he feels!
**[18:45] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[18:46] ---**
W-Well, you do have a point, but—
**[18:49] ---**
How ludicrous.
**[18:50] ---**
Why are you letting
mere balloons rattle you?
**[18:54] ---**
AHHH
**[18:55] ---**
You're not looking like yourself, either!
**[18:57] ---**
My internal breakers broke, too.
**[19:00] ---**
All right.
**[19:02] ---**
Playtime is over.
**[19:04] ---**
You've been summoned today so that
we can decide what to do going forward.
**[19:08] ---**
This is a crucial decision
that will determine our future.
**[19:08] ---**
PRESIDING JUDGE KAGUYA
(CHILD)
**[19:11] ---**
There are three issues under discussion.
**[19:12] ---**
(1) ON OUR RELATIONSHIP WITH PRESIDENT
(2) ON STUDYING ABROAD
(3) ON THAT GROWN-UP KISS
**[19:13] ---**
Let us resolve them one by one.
**[19:15] ---**
First of all...
**[19:16] ---**
our relationship with President.
**[19:18] ---**
Come on, we've got to be lovers now!
I mean, we've kissed!
**[19:21] ---**
R-Right, we are, aren't we?
**[19:22] ---**
SMOOCH
**[19:23] ---**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[19:24] ---**
If kissing makes you lovers,
then sex workers would be lovers with everyone.
**[19:29] ---**
I have to agree.
**[19:31] ---**
Although our feelings are undeniably mutual,
we've never been vocal about them.
**[19:36] ---**
If we're to take it to the next level,
we should say so directly.
**[19:39] ---**
Then regarding Number 1,
our conclusion must be...
**[19:40] ---**
(1) ON OUR RELATIONSHIP
WITH MIYUKI SHIROGANE
**[19:42] ---**
A.
MORE THAN
FRIENDS
LESS THAN
LOVERS
**[19:46] ---**
Next, let's discuss studying abroad!
**[19:47] ---**
(2) ON STUDYING ABROAD
**[19:49] ---**
Well, President did say
it was a once-in-a-lifetime wish!
**[19:52] ---**
I'm so going!
**[19:53] ---**
Yes.
**[19:56] ---**
Are you serious?
**[19:56] ---**
Huuuh?
**[19:58] ---**
You don't seriously believe
you'll be allowed to do such a thing, do you?
**[20:02] ---**
How do you plan to talk Father into it?
**[20:04] ---**
Well...
**[20:05] ---**
Consider it a blessing that you've been able
to distance yourself from him.
**[20:09] ---**
You must refrain at all costs from doing anything
that would awaken the sleeping tiger.
**[20:14] ---**
But I already told him I'd go.
**[20:16] ---**
Keeping your promises, no matter what.
**[20:18] ---**
You need something in your life
that you can have absolute faith in.
**[20:21] ---**
Isn't that the policy you live by?
**[20:24] ---**
Do whatever you want. However...
**[20:27] ---**
when you fail, it might be
the last time I ever see your face.
**[20:35] ---**
(2) ON STUDYING ABROAD
**[20:37] ---**
A.
GO WITH
PRESIDENT
**[20:38] ---**
And finally, regarding that grown-up kiss...
**[20:43] ---**
what are we going to do about it?
**[20:46] ---**
Seriously, what are we going to do? Well?
**[20:48] ---**
President might be thinking
that I'm a super-nympho lust monster!
**[20:52] ---**
I mean it, what are we going to do?
**[20:54] ---**
All you have to do is explain yourself.
**[20:56] ---**
That you just misread the situation.
**[20:58] ---**
But that would be embarrassing!
**[21:00] ---**
I think it would be better
to take the stance of a grown-up woman!
**[21:01] ---**
A KISS?
THAT'S NO MORE
THAN A GREETING
**[21:03] ---**
What a ludicrous conversation.
**[21:05] ---**
That's why you never should've kissed him.
**[21:07] ---**
In the first place, a kiss is something
that the man should seek.
**[21:11] ---**
A woman going for a kiss...
How disgraceful is that!
**[21:13] ---**
I think you're being sexist!
**[21:15] ---**
She's right! Who decided
that a woman can't kiss first?
**[21:19] ---**
You have no clue, do you?
**[21:22] ---**
I'd rather have a kiss stolen from me,
not the other way around!
**[21:25] ---**
Huh?
**[21:26] ---**
What? But why?
**[21:28] ---**
Because it would make my heart
pound harder that way!
**[21:30] ---**
We all have different fetishes!
**[21:33] ---**
Kissing impulsively...
We're not beasts in the wild!
**[21:33] ---**
IRRITATED
**[21:36] ---**
Would it kill you to learn a little restraint?
**[21:39] ---**
It's only natural to want
to kiss someone you're in love with!
**[21:42] ---**
That's right! If you really love someone,
there's just no holding back!
**[21:45] ---**
You can say stuff like that
because you're not in love with President, Ice!
**[21:52] ---**
Me...
**[21:54] ---**
not in love with...
**[21:56] ---**
Miyuki Shirogane?
**[21:58] ---**
You happy-go-lucky insurgents...
**[22:02] ---**
You can't see the forest for the trees
because you put your own feelings first!
**[22:07] ---**
You have no idea how much I've held back!
**[22:09] ---**
How I've continued to hold back all this time!
**[22:12] ---**
It was none other than I
who first fell in love with Miyuki Shirogane!
**[22:15] ---**
More than you two ever have!
**[22:17] ---**
I'm also the one who's the most serious
about my future with him!
**[22:22] ---**
Here I am, racking my brain
to find a way to make him mine,
**[22:25] ---**
yet you both keep doing as you please!
**[22:27] ---**
How arrogant of you,
you Kaguya-come-latelys!
**[22:31] ---**
Hey, hold up.
**[22:32] ---**
Don't argue with yourself. It's just sad.
**[22:35] ---**
Right! In the first place, it doesn't matter
who fell in love with him first!
**[22:38] ---**
I mean, aren't you even happy
that President kissed you?
**[22:41] ---**
Oh, would you shut up?
**[22:45] ---**
It's like your brains
are in la-la land, you morons!
**[22:50] ---**
Don't you dare lecture me!
**[22:53] ---**
I've been longing all this time
for President to kiss me!
**[22:58] ---**
So, what were you thinking?
**[23:00] ---**
Go die and rot in hell!
**[23:02] ---**
For once in your lives,
consider my feelings, too!
**[23:05] ---**
Oh, this isn't good.
**[23:16] ---**
*Are you sure
you want to conceal the real you?*
**[23:31] ---**
Are you awake, Shinomiya?
**[23:33] ---**
Morning.
**[23:39] ---**
Yes.
**[23:40] ---**
It seems I've been fast asleep for a while.
**[23:43] ---**
Huh?
**[23:45] ---**
Good morning, Shirogane.
**[23:50] ---**
I'd appreciate a cup of coffee, please.
**[23:54] ---**
I'm throwing
a Christmas party at
my place this year.
Wanna come?
**[23:55] ---**
Hmm, I'll come
if I can make it.
**[23:56] ---**
Sis texted me
that Kaguya will be there.
**[23:59] ---**
I'M COMING
# M2 - About Kaguya Shinomiya, Part 4
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**[01:34] ---**
GLUB
GLUB
**[01:38] ---**
This tastes terrible.
**[01:40] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[01:42] ---**
The only good that came out of this
**[01:44] ---**
was that I can now appreciate
the coffee my household staff brews.
**[01:47] ---**
This tastes like stewed sea slugs.
**[01:50] ---**
I'll ask Secretary Fujiwara
to show me how to brew coffee.
**[01:55] ---**
*Fujiwara suddenly finds herself
in a tight spot.*
**[01:58] ---**
*Shinomiya's sure in a horrible mood.*
**[02:01] ---**
*Persona!*
**[02:03] ---**
*Every one of us plays a different role
for other people, depending on what they seek.*
**[02:09] ---**
*Who you are when you're with friends.*
**[02:12] ---**
*Who you are when you're with a lover.*
**[02:14] ---**
*Not to mention who you are online.*
**[02:16] ---**
*There! "L-O-L!"*
**[02:20] ---**
*All the more so if you're
a member of the Shinomiya Family.*
**[02:25] ---**
*The upbringing she received
was positively spartan...*
**[02:29] ---**
*so in order to shield her mind
from that environment,*
**[02:32] ---**
*she has been known to frequently
produce robust personas.*
**[02:37] ---**
IF YOU ARE A SHINOMIYA,
DO NOT RELY ON ANYONE. INSTEAD, USE THEM.
DO NOT RECEIVE ANYTHING. INSTEAD, TAKE.
DO NOT LOVE ANYONE. THERE IS NO INSTEAD.
**[02:40] ---**
*These masks, so deeply ingrained in her life,
can be so unyielding at times...*
**[02:47] ---**
*that you would think...*
**[02:48] ---**
*she was someone else entirely.*
**[02:54] ---**
Shirogane...
**[02:56] ---**
I mean "President"...
**[02:57] ---**
Shall we discuss
what happened the other day?
**[03:00] ---**
*Here it comes!*
**[03:01] ---**
How would you define
our relationship, President?
**[03:07] ---**
Student council comrades...
**[03:09] ---**
doesn't sound at all inspiring.
**[03:11] ---**
Friends...
**[03:13] ---**
doesn't sound right, either.
**[03:16] ---**
Since we've come this far...
**[03:18] ---**
I'd say...
**[03:20] ---**
that we're boyfriend and girlfriend...
**[03:23] ---**
maybe.
**[03:24] ---**
Boyfriend and girlfriend
is a bit far-fetched, isn't it?
**[03:26] ---**
*Seriously?*
**[03:29] ---**
One kiss, and you're acting
like my boyfriend?
**[03:32] ---**
Only a child would believe
that a kiss makes you instant lovers.
**[03:36] ---**
Well, not that I blame you
for getting ahead of yourself, President.
**[03:40] ---**
After all, I've known from the start
that you had feelings for me.
**[03:45] ---**
Who are you to talk, Shinomiya?
**[03:47] ---**
What was your reason for kissing me?
**[03:49] ---**
You did it because you like me, right?
**[03:51] ---**
In that case...
**[03:53] ---**
I wish you wouldn't make
such a commotion over a mere kiss or two.
**[03:57] ---**
Please, I would kiss anyone
if I was in the mood.
**[04:01] ---**
On that note...
**[04:02] ---**
would you like to do it now?
**[04:06] ---**
Kiss?
**[04:08] ---**
THUMP
**[04:21] ---**
THUMP
THUMP
**[04:24] ---**
WHACK
**[04:27] ---**
What's this?
A man waiting for a kiss?
**[04:29] ---**
How creepy!
**[04:30] ---**
No, I was just... I thought...
**[04:33] ---**
*I thought she was going to force
a kiss on me again!*
**[04:36] ---**
*That kiss is carved
deep inside Shirogane's mind.*
**[04:41] ---**
Hey... I know it was kind of...
**[04:44] ---**
But you didn't have to hit me!
**[04:46] ---**
I apologize.
**[04:47] ---**
But it's the Shinomiya way
to discipline the indecisive by hitting them.
**[04:50] ---**
Anyway...
**[04:52] ---**
I don't see myself
wanting to date such a spineless man.
**[04:56] ---**
We're done for today. Good night.
**[04:59] ---**
Huh?
**[05:00] ---**
Oh my.
**[05:02] ---**
I was planning to call
for someone to pick me up...
**[05:05] ---**
but apparently,
smartphone batteries drain quickly.
**[05:08] ---**
Therefore, I shall walk home.
**[05:10] ---**
Huh? Are you sure you should be
walking home alone at this hour?
**[05:14] ---**
Then, what do you propose?
**[05:21] ---**
*What's gotten into Shinomiya?*
**[05:24] ---**
*I thought things were pretty great
until yesterday,*
**[05:27] ---**
*but now she's saying
she doesn't want to date me.*
**[05:30] ---**
*And here she is, walking home with me.*
**[05:33] ---**
*And that cold look on her face... Like ice.*
**[05:36] ---**
*It's like she's reverted to being the Shinomiya
who rejected everyone around her!*
**[05:42] ---**
*Something happened! I just know it!*
**[05:45] ---**
*Did her father give her a hard time
about studying abroad?*
**[05:47] ---**
*Or maybe he's against her dating!*
**[05:50] ---**
*Don't tell me she's going to announce
that she has a fiancé!*
**[05:53] ---**
*Is that why she took this long
to tell me that she couldn't date me?*
**[05:56] ---**
*Figure it out, Miyuki!*
**[05:58] ---**
*Shinomiya's got to be sending
some kind of sign!*
**[06:01] ---**
You men are certainly lucky.
**[06:04] ---**
Even if you walk around with your hands
in your pockets like that, no one reprimands you.
**[06:12] ---**
My fingertips feel frozen.
**[06:14] ---**
*Shinomiya's sighing because
she's thinking about male privilege.*
**[06:19] ---**
*In the Shinomiya household,
where they treat people like objects,*
**[06:21] ---**
*one example of male privilege would be...*
**[06:23] ---**
*Could it be a fiancé after all?*
**[06:25] ---**
*Shirogane is quite agitated.*
**[06:28] ---**
FLAP
FLAP
**[06:28] ---**
*Shinomiya, what is it
that you want me to do?*
**[06:31] ---**
*Just tell me what you're feeling!*
**[06:33] ---**
Really, it's so bitterly cold!
**[06:35] ---**
It feels like my heart
is about to get frozen, as well!
**[06:39] ---**
One of us seems to have
warm hands! How lucky!
**[06:44] ---**
*Does that mean she wants me to rescue her
from the cold with my hands?*
**[06:48] ---**
*This is Shinomiya's cry for help!*
**[06:50] ---**
*I...*
**[06:51] ---**
FLAP
FLAP
**[06:52] ---**
*I have to do something about this!*
**[07:01] ---**
President...
**[07:04] ---**
I see that you're not even capable
of escorting a girl home the proper way.
**[07:08] ---**
How cute.
**[07:28] ---**
So spineless.
**[07:37] ---**
L-O-L... I say.
**[07:41] ---**
MEGA LOL
**[07:42] ---**
DECEMBER 22
**[07:51] ---**
You don't have to put my hair up today.
**[07:54] ---**
Oh my.
**[07:55] ---**
But is there still some of that perfume
my sister-in-law gave me?
**[07:59] ---**
Oh my, oh my.
**[08:01] ---**
84 sheep...
**[08:04] ---**
85 sheep...
**[08:07] ---**
86 sheep...
**[08:10] ---**
87 sheep...
**[08:14] ---**
88 sheep...
**[08:18] ---**
Sheep...
**[08:20] ---**
Sheep...
**[08:22] ---**
One coffin...
**[08:24] ---**
Coffin?
**[08:25] ---**
Two coffins...
**[08:26] ---**
Hey, what do you think
you're counting, President?
**[08:27] ---**
Three coffins...
**[08:29] ---**
What do you mean?
**[08:31] ---**
I'm counting sheep.
**[08:33] ---**
I didn't get any sleep last night.
**[08:34] ---**
No, you started counting coffins
midway through!
**[08:37] ---**
Please don't count anything that suggests
you won't wake up once you fall asleep!
**[08:42] ---**
*Morning, two days before Christmas Eve.*
**[08:45] ---**
*There are now cracks in Shirogane's heart.*
**[08:48] ---**
*And no wonder.*
**[08:49] ---**
*Just when he thought he'd finally
get to start dating Kaguya,*
**[08:52] ---**
*thanks to the culture festival
and all its promise,*
**[08:55] ---**
*Kaguya suddenly... uttered the words,
"I cannot date such a spineless man!"*
**[08:58] ---**
*And as if that weren't enough...*
**[09:01] ---**
*How cute.*
**[09:02] ---**
*Trauma words!*
**[09:05] ---**
*You can't blame him
for suffering a mental collapse.*
**[09:05] ---**
Maybe I'll go look at the penguins
in the aquarium.
**[09:09] ---**
Hello!
**[09:12] ---**
Hey...
**[09:13] ---**
You're wearing your hair straight, Shinomiya.
**[09:15] ---**
You haven't done that
since you put makeup on me.
**[09:18] ---**
Yes, I remember that day.
**[09:21] ---**
I have my makeup kit with me today,
so would you care to do it again?
**[09:24] ---**
Uh, no, I think I'll pass.
**[09:27] ---**
Well, what a pity.
**[09:28] ---**
*Huh?*
**[09:30] ---**
*She's in a good mood today.*
**[09:32] ---**
Morning, Shinomiya!
**[09:35] ---**
*Huh?*
**[09:37] ---**
Snub.
**[09:38] ---**
*Why's she ignoring me?*
**[09:39] ---**
About the Christmas party I'm throwing...
**[09:42] ---**
Yes?
**[09:43] ---**
First, a toast! Of course
it'll be with non-alcoholic drinks!
**[09:44] ---**
Listen, didn't you think
Shinomiya was acting weird today?
**[09:46] ---**
Yes, of course.
**[09:48] ---**
And we'll save the gift-exchanging until last!
**[09:48] ---**
No. She was the same as usual with me.
**[09:50] ---**
Sounds good to me.
**[09:52] ---**
And I thought we could all have hot pot
before we all get into a Christmas-y mood!
**[09:56] ---**
Sounds good to me.
**[09:58] ---**
And she's acting
like her usual self with Fujiwara.
**[10:02] ---**
If we're talking weird,
she was way weirder yesterday.
**[10:05] ---**
Yeah, that was a sight to see, too.
**[10:06] ---**
*Pwesident! Pwesident! Pwesident!*
**[10:10] ---**
*I really need to talk to her again, properly.*
**[10:25] ---**
Vice President Shinomiya...
**[10:27] ---**
You're wearing perfume, aren't you?
That's against the rules.
**[10:30] ---**
Oh my. It's only the slightest of dabs.
Your sense of smell is astounding.
**[10:36] ---**
No. Take this as a gift from me, Iino.
**[10:39] ---**
What?
**[10:40] ---**
Don't you ever use perfume?
**[10:42] ---**
Of course not. I never...
**[10:45] ---**
Oh? But Christmas
is just around the corner.
**[10:48] ---**
This is as good a time as any
for you to learn, is it not?
**[10:51] ---**
Your body, Iino...
**[10:55] ---**
smells so sweet.
**[11:00] ---**
Perfume is fragrant
because it blends with your body scent.
**[11:04] ---**
The nape of your neck is warm, so applying it
there will really bring out the aroma.
**[11:08] ---**
As long as you apply it 30 minutes
before seeing the person you wish to conquer...
**[11:12] ---**
your body temperature
will have done its job by then,
**[11:15] ---**
and you'll be able to draw
that gentleman toward you.
**[11:17] ---**
And now you're just as guilty.
**[11:23] ---**
But...
**[11:25] ---**
doesn't this smell like something
a middle-aged woman would wear?
**[11:28] ---**
Like someone who's really pushy.
I don't think it's for high school girls.
**[11:33] ---**
Wrong! As I explained earlier, a perfume's scent
changes with the passage of time.
**[11:38] ---**
Yes, it's an acquired taste initially,
but after 30 minutes—
**[11:41] ---**
Shinomiya...
**[11:42] ---**
Even right now,
it doesn't smell at all like—
**[11:43] ---**
Do you have a minute?
**[11:45] ---**
It smells just like my middle-aged aunts.
**[11:50] ---**
Shinomiya?
**[11:56] ---**
Why are you running away, Shinomiya?
**[12:05] ---**
Kaguya?
**[12:07] ---**
Shinomiya...
**[12:15] ---**
*Why?*
**[12:17] ---**
*What did I do?*
**[12:18] ---**
*What did I ever do to you, Shinomiya?*
**[12:24] ---**
You can't get away from me now!
**[12:27] ---**
Why did you run, Shinomiya?
**[12:29] ---**
Don't come near me! Please!
**[12:31] ---**
I'm telling you...
**[12:33] ---**
Don't come any closer to me!
**[12:36] ---**
*She hates me that much?*
**[12:38] ---**
*Tell me...*
**[12:41] ---**
*why.*
**[12:42] ---**
*The answer is simple.*
**[12:44] ---**
*Because it hasn't been 30 minutes yet
since Kaguya applied the perfume!*
**[12:49] ---**
*With the passage of time,
perfume changes as follows.*
**[12:51] ---**
TOP NOTE
**[12:52] ---**
*The perfume Kaguya has on
is renowned for its middle note!*
**[12:54] ---**
MIDDLE NOTE
**[12:56] ---**
*Immediately after applying it,
it smells somewhat old-lady-ish.*
**[12:58] ---**
OLD LADY RELATIVE
**[12:59] ---**
*But...*
**[13:01] ---**
*at this very moment, it hits her!*
**[13:03] ---**
*Thanks to that dramatic chase, her body temp
has surged. And she's sweating profusely!*
**[13:08] ---**
*The middle note emerges
when the aroma evaporates,*
**[13:10] ---**
*blending with the wearer's own scent
in the most optimal way. Also known as...*
**[13:14] ---**
*"the heart note," which has now arrived!*
**[13:18] ---**
Fine. From now on,
I'll keep my distance, Shinomiya.
**[13:22] ---**
Come back here.
**[13:23] ---**
What?
**[13:24] ---**
- Where do you think you're going?
- Huh?
**[13:26] ---**
But you just told me to get lost!
**[13:29] ---**
You can stay now.
**[13:30] ---**
Actually, you have to stay or else.
**[13:32] ---**
*I have no clue about the female mind!*
**[13:36] ---**
Hey, Shinomiya... Don't you think
you were acting strange yesterday?
**[13:40] ---**
I was the same as always.
The one thing that comes to mind...
**[13:43] ---**
is that perhaps I was suppressing
the absurd side of me that got a bit carried away.
**[13:48] ---**
Carried away?
**[13:52] ---**
Though I did make an outrageous
promise to study abroad,
**[13:56] ---**
once I regained my composure
and gave it some serious thought,
**[13:59] ---**
I realized that it was a decision
so horrific, it left me shaking.
**[14:06] ---**
Then, was that kiss also something you did
because you were carried away?
**[14:10] ---**
I suppose you could say that.
**[14:14] ---**
You seem to be taking
that kiss extremely seriously,
**[14:18] ---**
but for me, that's all
a kiss really amounts to.
**[14:23] ---**
On that note, would you like
to do it right now?
**[14:29] ---**
Kiss me?
**[14:31] ---**
Huh?
**[14:36] ---**
I could never do that!
**[14:38] ---**
A kiss isn't something
you do so casually!
**[14:41] ---**
If you're not feeling it,
there's just no point—
**[14:45] ---**
Ow! Why'd you kick me?
**[14:47] ---**
Pardon me.
**[14:48] ---**
It's the Shinomiya way to kick anyone
who'd hold a kiss more sacred than they should.
**[14:53] ---**
What the heck are you
so mad about? Just tell me!
**[14:56] ---**
Well...
**[15:00] ---**
You've been blowing me off,
you look more gloomy than usual,
**[15:03] ---**
you're letting your hair down,
you resort to violence!
**[15:06] ---**
And you smell so nice
like perfume, which you never use!
**[15:08] ---**
I'm worried about you, okay?
**[15:12] ---**
Did you say I smell nice?
**[15:14] ---**
Yeah, I did! You smell amazing!
**[15:16] ---**
And this has to be a first, right?
**[15:21] ---**
If only you'd noticed
like you did just now...
**[15:24] ---**
then I'd always be in a good mood.
**[15:28] ---**
I know this is a real stretch...
**[15:32] ---**
but last night, when you were going on and on
about how cold you were...
**[15:36] ---**
you weren't hinting that you wanted
to hold hands, were you?
**[15:42] ---**
And it's because I didn't hold your hand...
**[15:45] ---**
that you're mad.
**[15:48] ---**
Of...
**[15:51] ---**
- Of course that's not what this is about!
- Shinomiya!
**[15:55] ---**
Yeah, of course not.
**[15:58] ---**
Now you realize?
**[16:00] ---**
SENSE OF SMELL:
AS ACUTE
AS THAT
OF A SMALL DOG
**[16:07] ---**
You want to consult me about love?
**[16:09] ---**
Yes. As someone with a boyfriend,
**[16:11] ---**
I thought that I could benefit
from hearing your opinions.
**[16:15] ---**
Well, of course I don't mind.
**[16:20] ---**
You're letting your hair down today, I see.
**[16:25] ---**
It reminds me of when we were first-years.
**[16:30] ---**
Back then, you...
**[16:32] ---**
were known as "Kaguya the Ice Princess."
**[16:35] ---**
So unapproachable... Everybody's idol...
**[16:38] ---**
Mine included...
**[16:41] ---**
Back then, she was attractive
in the same way as Maki during her tense moments.
**[16:48] ---**
So, Kaguya—
**[16:49] ---**
I've been wondering about this
for quite a while.
**[16:53] ---**
You frequently change the way
you address me, do you not?
**[16:56] ---**
MISS
KAGUYA
**[16:57] ---**
SHINOMIYA
**[16:58] ---**
KAGUYA
**[16:59] ---**
You're the only one at this school
who's so informal with me.
**[17:03] ---**
In fact, you address me
as if we've always been close.
**[17:08] ---**
My apologies! That was
overly familiar of me, wasn't it?
**[17:11] ---**
No, I don't mind.
**[17:12] ---**
I'm sorry! I won't address you
so informally again, Miss Kaguya!
**[17:17] ---**
I really don't mind.
**[17:24] ---**
Are you serious, Miyuki?
**[17:26] ---**
You want my advice about love?
**[17:29] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:30] ---**
I'd really like to learn
more about how girls feel.
**[17:33] ---**
I see. So as long as she's a woman,
anyone will do.
**[17:36] ---**
Don't put it that way!
**[17:38] ---**
Well, if that's what you're after,
leave it to me.
**[17:41] ---**
After all, I'm a master of romance.
**[17:43] ---**
Huh?
**[17:45] ---**
I'm kidding.
**[17:46] ---**
You're kidding?
**[17:49] ---**
Never once have I experienced
a successful romance.
**[17:53] ---**
Look how blue the sky is.
**[17:55] ---**
Damn, I asked the wrong person.
**[17:58] ---**
So?
**[17:59] ---**
So...
**[18:01] ---**
what is it that you wanted to ask me?
**[18:03] ---**
President has absolutely no clue
about my feelings for him.
**[18:07] ---**
President has absolutely no clue
about my feelings for him.
**[18:11] ---**
President has no clue about my feelings...
**[18:13] ---**
President has no clue about my feelings...
**[18:15] ---**
President has no clue—
**[18:18] ---**
Are we talking about you and Shirogane?
**[18:21] ---**
Yes, that's what I'm telling you.
**[18:23] ---**
But normally, you'd start by saying,
"I have this friend who..."
**[18:28] ---**
You're already well aware, aren't you?
**[18:30] ---**
Meaning that any such pretexts
would be a waste of time.
**[18:33] ---**
*Realizing how ineffective it is
to use the friend ploy! So impressive!*
**[18:37] ---**
*Miss Kaguya,
you're 100 times smarter than usual!*
**[18:42] ---**
Well, this is about a friend of mine, okay?
**[18:45] ---**
The woman actually said this.
That she'd kiss anyone if she was in the mood.
**[18:49] ---**
And then she asked,
"Would you like to do it now?"
**[18:52] ---**
I mean, who says that?
**[18:56] ---**
Actually, that sounds so sweet!
**[18:58] ---**
I know exactly how that girl feels!
**[19:02] ---**
So, she'd kiss anyone
as long as she was in the mood?
**[19:05] ---**
Obviously, she's trying to hide her true feelings
behind those assertive words.
**[19:09] ---**
True feelings?
**[19:10] ---**
What she's really saying is,
"You're the only one I'd ever be in the mood to kiss."
**[19:14] ---**
If you wanna dig even deeper,
what she's really trying to say is...
**[19:17] ---**
I want President to kiss me.
**[19:21] ---**
What am I supposed to do?
**[19:23] ---**
I tried every which way
to make President kiss me,
**[19:25] ---**
but so far, nothing's worked,
and I'm at the end of my tether.
**[19:29] ---**
You want President... to kiss you?
**[19:31] ---**
Yes.
**[19:32] ---**
Kiss you, Miss Kaguya?
**[19:34] ---**
That's exactly what I just said.
**[19:36] ---**
But why?
**[19:37] ---**
For someone who already knows,
**[19:39] ---**
that's quite a mean thing to ask.
**[19:43] ---**
Because I'm in love with President.
**[19:46] ---**
What other reason could there be?
**[19:49] ---**
Ka...
**[19:50] ---**
Kaguya!
**[19:50] ---**
FLUTTER
**[19:52] ---**
Why are you back to addressing me
informally now?
**[19:54] ---**
But... I can't believe
you owned up to it just like that!
**[19:57] ---**
I've already acknowledged
my romantic feelings for him.
**[20:01] ---**
Romantic feelings?
**[20:02] ---**
If I'm in love with him,
isn't it only natural to want him to kiss me?
**[20:05] ---**
I want him to hold me close
with those arms,
**[20:07] ---**
and if he wants to go even further,
I'd probably say yes—
**[20:10] ---**
I got it! I got it, okay?
**[20:15] ---**
At any rate, if you want him to kiss you,
**[20:17] ---**
then all you have to do is be honest with him
about your feelings, right?
**[20:21] ---**
That, I cannot do.
**[20:22] ---**
Why not?
**[20:25] ---**
Whenever I'm in his presence...
**[20:28] ---**
for some reason,
I can't help being perverse.
**[20:31] ---**
I totally get it!
**[20:32] ---**
That's just it! Being with the person you love
makes you act all hostile and aloof!
**[20:37] ---**
Actually, does "hostile and aloof"
really explain that behavior?
**[20:41] ---**
I've been making all kinds of efforts!
**[20:44] ---**
Like repeating over and over how cold I was,
to get him to hold my hand!
**[20:47] ---**
I mean, she's walking right next to me,
venting all the while!
**[20:50] ---**
And today I even put on some perfume!
**[20:52] ---**
Then she ran off like her life depended on it!
**[20:54] ---**
The truth is, I'm too embarrassed
to even talk to him!
**[20:56] ---**
When I said hello, she ignored me!
**[20:58] ---**
Have some empathy!
**[21:00] ---**
I'm asking you myself! Please try to have
some empathy for how she feels!
**[21:03] ---**
She's almost at the breaking point herself!
**[21:05] ---**
So please, try to be understanding!
**[21:08] ---**
You know, this person
is the exact same type as me.
**[21:12] ---**
I'm feeling so much sympathy for her,
it's downright scary.
**[21:15] ---**
If you told me we were related,
I'd believe—
**[21:19] ---**
Wait.
**[21:21] ---**
Is this about you and Auntie Kaguya?
**[21:26] ---**
I've had a feeling about you two for ages!
**[21:28] ---**
How far have you gotten?
**[21:30] ---**
What? No, actually...
**[21:32] ---**
We shared a grown-up kiss
at the culture festival.
**[21:34] ---**
- Whaaaaat?
- Whaaaaat?
**[21:36] ---**
I thought we were friends,
but you've beaten me to the punch!
**[21:38] ---**
I wish I hadn't found out!
**[21:41] ---**
*A grown-up kiss!*
**[21:43] ---**
*About 40 seconds.*
**[21:45] ---**
*And now, the dots have been connected.*
**[21:47] ---**
But... that kiss was a mistake.
**[21:50] ---**
Are you sure about that?
**[21:52] ---**
What was your first kiss like,
Miss Kashiwagi?
**[21:55] ---**
Huh? You're making this about me?
**[21:58] ---**
ONE SUMMER DAY...
**[21:58] ---**
We were on our way home after a date.
**[22:01] ---**
And while we were waiting
for the light to change...
**[22:05] ---**
out of nowhere, he...
**[22:09] ---**
I wish I'd never found out!
**[22:11] ---**
That's quite lovely.
**[22:12] ---**
But it was all of a sudden
in front of a mini-mart!
**[22:15] ---**
There's nothing romantic about that.
**[22:17] ---**
That's fine.
**[22:20] ---**
I'd rather have an ordinary kiss
just like everyone else in this world.
**[22:27] ---**
All I want...
**[22:30] ---**
is an ordinary romance.
**[22:40] ---**
I wonder...
**[22:43] ---**
what Shinomiya...
**[22:45] ---**
thinks of me.
**[23:10] ---**
*Ice Kaguya is one of Kaguya Shinomiya's
many diverse sides.*
**[23:16] ---**
*She is...*
**[23:17] ---**
*the manifestation of the wariness
everyone has toward one another.*
**[23:21] ---**
*At the same time, she is also
the cowardly heart of one who's in love.*
**[23:27] ---**
But I love you.
**[23:39] ---**
*Today's battle result...*
**[23:41] ---**
*Kaguya Shinomiya...*
**[23:44] ---**
*loses.*
**[23:46] ---**
Miyuki's betrayed me!
**[23:48] ---**
You're the only one for me, Yu!
**[23:50] ---**
An unhinged person just threw herself into my
arms saying the weirdest things at the worst time!
**[23:56] ---**
HOW THEY LOOKED WAY BACK WHEN...
# M3 - Kaguya Wants to Eat It (Ice)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2ZWMG/kaguya-wants-to-eat-it-ice--our-persona--kaguya-wants-to-confess-ice)
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**[01:29] ---**
DECEMBER 23
**[01:35] ---**
Wow! You're looking even paler than usual!
**[01:39] ---**
Well, I haven't been able to sleep lately.
**[01:44] ---**
It's gotten so bad that I even made
my own lunch for a change.
**[01:47] ---**
TWITCH
**[01:50] ---**
*For Kaguya, it is just the second time in her life
that she has laid eyes on this bento.*
**[01:56] ---**
*Rolled omelets! Boiled vegetables!
Grilled fish! Pickled plums!*
**[01:59] ---**
*And once again,*
**[02:01] ---**
*octopus-shaped sausages!*
**[02:02] ---**
LONG TIME NO SEE
**[02:04] ---**
*There was a time when,
unable to admit her longing to taste it...*
**[02:06] ---**
*Kaguya was left with only her frustration.*
**[02:08] ---**
RUMBLE
RUMBLE
**[02:08] ---**
*But that was then, this is now!*
**[02:10] ---**
*Now that she's coolheaded,*
**[02:13] ---**
*she can take the appropriate action
to further her goals!*
**[02:20] ---**
Oh my, how hungry I am!
**[02:23] ---**
My chef's visiting his hometown today.
It completely slipped my mind.
**[02:27] ---**
Oh, dear, I feel as if my stomach
and my back are about to stick together!
**[02:30] ---**
*What's up with Shinomiya?*
**[02:32] ---**
*Could it be that...*
**[02:34] ---**
*she wants me to give her
a bite of my lunch?*
**[02:37] ---**
*Hey, even when she's being standoffish,
she has her cute moments!*
**[02:41] ---**
*If that's the case, then why not?*
**[02:43] ---**
Oh!
**[02:44] ---**
I would love some rolled omelet now!
**[02:46] ---**
*Rolled omelet, huh?*
**[02:47] ---**
*Sh-Shinomiya?*
**[02:49] ---**
What, you're hungry, Kaguya?
**[02:52] ---**
Well, these things happen!
**[02:53] ---**
I'd be happy to share my bento with you!
**[02:57] ---**
There's lots of sugar
in these rolled omelets...
**[02:59] ---**
so they're sweet and yummy!
**[03:02] ---**
There you go!
**[03:03] ---**
I'll pass.
**[03:05] ---**
As I have been steering clear of sweets.
**[03:08] ---**
What?
**[03:09] ---**
But sweetness is justice!
**[03:11] ---**
I believe you call yourself
"the low-carb girl," correct?
**[03:15] ---**
You should try to increase
your vegetable consumption.
**[03:18] ---**
But there's vermicelli salad, too.
**[03:21] ---**
Are you aware just how much sugar
vermicelli contains?
**[03:24] ---**
Not to mention, these are all
root vegetables high in sugar content.
**[03:28] ---**
Being a carnivore
doesn't make you a low-carb girl.
**[03:32] ---**
If you consume copious amounts of meat
and sugar, you're nothing but a glutton—
**[03:35] ---**
SHRIEK
**[03:36] ---**
Kaguya, you sound just like Ishigami!
**[03:39] ---**
I just have to run off
all that sugar, right?
**[03:43] ---**
*Close call!*
**[03:44] ---**
*So, Shinomiya's laying off sweets?*
**[03:45] ---**
LOTS OF SUGAR
**[03:48] ---**
*Then what's the right answer?*
**[03:48] ---**
I'm so ravenous!
**[03:51] ---**
Um... Shinomiya?
**[03:55] ---**
Would you like to have half of my bento?
**[04:00] ---**
Please don't get me wrong!
**[04:02] ---**
It's not like hearing that conversation
made me feel self-conscious about eating.
**[04:06] ---**
Despite the fact that I can still hear
your stomach growling?
**[04:10] ---**
Thank you, but no thank you.
**[04:12] ---**
Amount-wise, it's a bit...
**[04:14] ---**
Meaning that since I always eat
twice this much...
**[04:16] ---**
I'm headed toward obesity?
**[04:19] ---**
You're inhuman, Shinomiya!
**[04:23] ---**
*I see.*
**[04:24] ---**
*Shinomiya has a tiny stomach.
It's not like she can eat a whole spread!*
**[04:29] ---**
I'm going to go check on those two.
**[04:34] ---**
*I have no clue
what's going through Shinomiya's mind.*
**[04:37] ---**
*Dammit, would you man up, Miyuki?*
**[04:40] ---**
*If I'm myself, I'll never get anywhere!*
**[04:43] ---**
*Man up more!*
**[04:45] ---**
*More!*
**[04:47] ---**
*Pour it on!*
**[04:50] ---**
Shinomiya!
**[04:53] ---**
You're hungry, right? Eat this!
**[05:06] ---**
Sh-Shinomiya?
**[05:12] ---**
Forgive me.
**[05:13] ---**
I couldn't stop myself.
**[05:15] ---**
Right.
**[05:21] ---**
You have some ketchup
on your mouth, too.
**[05:24] ---**
Do I?
**[05:26] ---**
Would you be so kind
as to clean it off?
**[05:29] ---**
Sure.
**[05:32] ---**
Shinomiya, your hand—
**[05:36] ---**
Shinomiya?
**[05:41] ---**
Hurry.
**[05:42] ---**
Clean it off.
**[05:47] ---**
Hurry.
**[05:51] ---**
*Man up!*
**[05:56] ---**
*Man up, Miyuki!*
**[06:07] ---**
*I...*
**[06:08] ---**
*have such an awful personality.*
**[06:14] ---**
*I'd forgotten about it for so long.*
**[06:19] ---**
*The fact that if I'm myself...*
**[06:22] ---**
*I end up hurting those around me.*
**[06:44] ---**
Listen... Switch places with me.
**[06:49] ---**
Weren't you going to make
Pwesident kiss you?
**[06:53] ---**
I've had enough.
**[06:54] ---**
I'll step back now.
**[06:57] ---**
You see...
**[06:59] ---**
people never like people like me.
**[07:04] ---**
That's how it's always been, remember?
**[07:09] ---**
*If you're a member of the Shinomiya Family,
you must never rely on others.*
**[07:13] ---**
*Other people are to be used and manipulated,
and, if necessary, dumped overboard.*
**[07:18] ---**
*You must never let
your anger and grief show on your face.*
**[07:21] ---**
*Crying is out of the question.*
**[07:25] ---**
Do you remember Toshiko?
**[07:27] ---**
When we decided to give our teacher
in the hospital 1000 folded cranes,
**[07:30] ---**
and we were all folding them...
**[07:33] ---**
Toshiko was such a slow folder,
I went and told her to take it more seriously.
**[07:40] ---**
And then she burst into tears.
**[07:43] ---**
I said something similar
to Kaoru in sixth grade, as well.
**[07:47] ---**
At home, we get lashed on the back of the hands
for not taking it more seriously, don't we?
**[07:52] ---**
So, though it was only
out of pure goodwill that I said that...
**[07:52] ---**
TAKE IT MORE SERIOUSLY
**[07:56] ---**
*I'm taking it seriously as much as I can!*
**[07:58] ---**
*You just don't know what it's like
to not be able to do something!*
**[08:03] ---**
I don't understand how that feels,
so what am I supposed to do?
**[08:06] ---**
If you come from a good family,
you don't have to do anything to draw others to you.
**[08:11] ---**
But...
**[08:12] ---**
WHY CAN'T YOU EVEN DO
A SIMPLE THING
LIKE THIS?
**[08:12] ---**
in my case, they'd all desert me in tears.
**[08:15] ---**
*You're just special, that's all!*
**[08:17] ---**
*Time after time, looking down on me!*
**[08:19] ---**
*I'm only friends with you
because my mother told me to!*
**[08:23] ---**
*But I can't take being with you anymore!*
**[08:28] ---**
It's not as if I wanted to be born
with this personality.
**[08:33] ---**
I decided to distance myself from others.
**[08:35] ---**
I thought...
**[08:37] ---**
that by doing so,
I could avoid hurting anyone.
**[08:42] ---**
But the more I tried to keep people
at arm's length, the more hurtful I sounded,
**[08:47] ---**
and I ended up hurting scores of people.
**[08:51] ---**
But at last, I managed to find peace.
**[08:54] ---**
Though it was lonely being all by myself,
I far preferred the sense of relief it brought me.
**[09:00] ---**
If it meant not hurting anyone...
**[09:03] ---**
it was far better...
**[09:05] ---**
to be alone.
**[09:10] ---**
And yet...
**[09:21] ---**
For the first time in my life,
I fell in love with someone.
**[09:26] ---**
I, who had grown accustomed
to hurting and rejecting others...
**[09:32] ---**
now wished to grow closer to someone.
**[09:37] ---**
Every time I hurt this person,
**[09:40] ---**
it pains my heart.
**[09:43] ---**
Are you crying?
**[09:46] ---**
No, I'm not.
**[09:49] ---**
You're stupid, you know.
**[09:51] ---**
Now you're even trying to deceive yourself.
**[09:56] ---**
Haven't I been through enough?
**[09:59] ---**
Switch with me!
**[10:00] ---**
You can be kind to him, can't you?
**[10:03] ---**
- I won't.
- But why not?
**[10:05] ---**
President said so himself!
**[10:07] ---**
That he hates people
who hurt others and are unkind!
**[10:10] ---**
And I'm selfish and antagonistic!
**[10:12] ---**
I fear other people! I'm a coward!
**[10:14] ---**
I'm always hurting people,
and I don't have a shred of kindness!
**[10:18] ---**
I have to hide those parts of me!
**[10:20] ---**
The ugly person that I am!
**[10:23] ---**
That no one can ever like!
**[10:26] ---**
I just can't be sweet!
**[10:35] ---**
I get it. I'm you after all.
**[10:39] ---**
But you can't leave now.
**[10:42] ---**
You still haven't fulfilled your wish.
**[10:44] ---**
To make Pwesident kiss you!
**[10:47] ---**
I told you, I don't care anymore!
**[10:50] ---**
That's what we all wish for, too.
**[10:53] ---**
If that high-maintenance,
unpleasant half of Kaguya Shinomiya...
**[11:00] ---**
...were to receive a kiss from Pwesident...
**[11:06] ---**
- ...I'm sure we'd die of happiness!
- ...I'm sure we'd die of happiness!
**[11:28] ---**
President...
**[11:30] ---**
is with the doctor!
**[11:31] ---**
I've been told what happened.
**[11:34] ---**
Let me examine him.
**[11:42] ---**
The quack is here!
**[11:44] ---**
That was some run!
**[11:46] ---**
SLUUURP
**[11:46] ---**
I have to hydrate myself!
**[11:46] ---**
A TAPIOCA
MILK TEA
HAS THE
SAME AMOUNT
OF CALORIES
AS A BOWL
OF RAMEN
**[11:52] ---**
President...
**[11:54] ---**
What shall I do if he's seriously ill?
**[12:00] ---**
At this time...
**[12:02] ---**
all we can do is pray that he'll be all right.
**[12:05] ---**
Let's see. I know what this is.
Just as I suspected.
**[12:10] ---**
You're lovesick.
**[12:13] ---**
Is there a disease by that name?
**[12:16] ---**
Sleep deprivation
due to pining for one's love...
**[12:19] ---**
Blacking out when pressed for a kiss...
**[12:21] ---**
In a nutshell, that's what this points to.
**[12:24] ---**
Like I said, you're lovesick.
**[12:27] ---**
Huh? Just shoot me.
**[12:29] ---**
You know, butterflies. Pining.
**[12:31] ---**
Doctor, people have gone back
to saying "I have a crush" nowadays.
**[12:36] ---**
Just shoot me.
**[12:37] ---**
Don't worry. This isn't the first case
I've ever seen, so I know what I'm doing.
**[12:43] ---**
That being said,
**[12:44] ---**
it's still worrisome that you collapsed.
Can you try to be a little more easygoing?
**[12:49] ---**
You're still only 17 or so, right?
**[12:52] ---**
When I was your age, I messed around with girls
like there was no tomorrow, super casual about it.
**[12:58] ---**
And you fathered a child at 17, didn't you?
**[13:01] ---**
Why the reveal?
**[13:03] ---**
And then my own son had
a shotgun wedding himself at 17.
**[13:07] ---**
I guess it's in our blood.
**[13:09] ---**
My grandson'll be 17 this year, too,
so I'm trembling with fear.
**[13:11] ---**
CAN'T WAIT
FOR CHRISTMAS,
HUH?
**[13:12] ---**
YEAH, IT'S SO SWEET!
**[13:14] ---**
Why are we talking about this?
**[13:17] ---**
At any rate, you're putting
a little too much pressure on yourself.
**[13:19] ---**
If something's eating at you,
feel free to spill your guts to us.
**[13:23] ---**
Nothing's eating at me.
**[13:26] ---**
It can be soothing
just to talk about it to someone.
**[13:29] ---**
I said there's nothing!
**[13:35] ---**
If I don't give it my all, I'm worthless.
**[13:37] ---**
That's why I'm always so intense.
**[13:40] ---**
But...
**[13:40] ---**
You've really been bottling this up like crazy.
**[13:44] ---**
I...
**[13:46] ---**
I took the entrance exams for kindergarten
because it was what my mother wanted.
**[13:50] ---**
But... I was a total failure.
**[13:53] ---**
And I failed all my entrance exams
for elementary school, too.
**[13:58] ---**
I could feel my mother losing interest in me
after I didn't get into any of those schools.
**[14:04] ---**
That must've been so hard.
**[14:06] ---**
I...
**[14:07] ---**
Even when my mother left us,
**[14:10] ---**
I was sure she'd come get me someday,
so I kept plugging away at my studies!
**[14:15] ---**
But you know, it's not like everyone
wants you to be smart.
**[14:20] ---**
Wherever I go,
no one will accept me as I am.
**[14:25] ---**
*Hey, General Affairs Manager Shirogane...*
**[14:27] ---**
*Why the long face?*
**[14:29] ---**
*He just got the cold shoulder
from the Shinomiya girl.*
**[14:33] ---**
*He's dejected over a trivial thing
like that. Can you believe it?*
**[14:37] ---**
*Did you say "trivial"?*
**[14:38] ---**
*Well, Treasurer Ryuju is totally fearless.*
**[14:42] ---**
*Huh! In any situation, once people
look down on you, it's game over.*
**[14:46] ---**
*You're a member of the student council,
you're smart, and you're not bad-looking.*
**[14:50] ---**
*But this is what you get when you grovel!*
**[14:54] ---**
*If you would just cop
an "I'm God's gift to women" attitude,*
**[14:58] ---**
*then nobody would ever look down on you.*
**[15:01] ---**
*How can you expect to be popular with the girls
if you don't show some bravado?*
**[15:06] ---**
Bravado, huh?
**[15:08] ---**
But...
**[15:10] ---**
it was spot on.
**[15:11] ---**
*Shinomiya...*
**[15:13] ---**
*Compete with me on the next exams.*
**[15:16] ---**
*If, for some reason, I lose to you,
I'll do anything you want.*
**[15:20] ---**
*What's this all of a sudden?
I refuse to do such a thing.*
**[15:23] ---**
*Are you afraid of losing to me?*
**[15:26] ---**
*Excuse me?*
**[15:30] ---**
*How insolent.*
**[15:32] ---**
*State your name.*
**[15:34] ---**
From that day onward...
**[15:34] ---**
NUMBER 1:
MIYUKI SHIROGANE
NUMBER 2:
KAGUYA SHINOMIYA
NUMBER 3:
MAKI SHIJO
NUMBER 4:
KAZUNE ABE
NUMBER 5:
TAIGA ARAKAWA
**[15:36] ---**
Shinomiya began to perceive me
as an individual.
**[15:39] ---**
It wasn't just Shinomiya.
**[15:41] ---**
The whole school became aware of me...
**[15:44] ---**
as Miyuki Shirogane,
the next student council president.
**[15:49] ---**
Until then, I'd been invisible.
**[15:51] ---**
But finally...
**[15:53] ---**
That's quite a massive social mask
you've been wearing.
**[15:58] ---**
It was the do-or-die me
who kissed Shinomiya.
**[16:02] ---**
The me...
**[16:04] ---**
who's always going all out,
full of bravado.
**[16:07] ---**
To make the person I'm in love with
fall in love with me,
**[16:10] ---**
I have to create a persona
who's nothing like me.
**[16:14] ---**
To become Shinomiya's equal,
**[16:16] ---**
I have to go far enough
to collapse once or twice.
**[16:21] ---**
I see.
**[16:22] ---**
Boys will be boys.
**[16:24] ---**
In that case, you should see it through,
until that bravado becomes your true—
**[16:29] ---**
But she was crying, you know.
**[16:31] ---**
What?
**[16:32] ---**
I'm thinking she might be feeling
responsible, too.
**[16:35] ---**
She was totally pale,
looking after you.
**[16:38] ---**
You should know more than anyone else
how sensitive she is.
**[16:41] ---**
How it worries her to see you
pushing yourself so hard.
**[16:46] ---**
To pick up where I left off—
**[16:47] ---**
I find it quite stimulating to see the moment
a boy's vulnerabilities are exposed!
**[16:51] ---**
At the end of the day, it's that gap!
**[16:53] ---**
It always gets to me when I see
a gung-ho kid in a moment of weakness!
**[16:56] ---**
*I can't give any sound advice
with my assistant butting in.*
**[17:01] ---**
Even so,
**[17:03] ---**
I'm still too scared to expose who I am.
**[17:16] ---**
A mask isn't something
that you can easily remove.
**[17:19] ---**
You're both being cowardly.
**[17:22] ---**
What are you going to do, Lady Kaguya?
**[17:25] ---**
I love seeing President giving his all.
**[17:30] ---**
But that's not the only thing.
**[17:32] ---**
I have to tell him.
**[17:35] ---**
It always gets to me when I see
a gung-ho kid in a moment of weakness.
**[17:40] ---**
Even I...
**[17:41] ---**
understand that much.
**[17:47] ---**
And now here's the sketchy
middle-aged man!
**[17:52] ---**
Well, not that I didn't see this
coming eventually.
**[17:54] ---**
Oh well...
**[17:55] ---**
get some rest tonight.
**[18:10] ---**
Good work.
See you tomorrow.
READ 4
**[18:10] ---**
We'll take care
of everything here,
so please
just get some rest
**[18:10] ---**
President!?
Are you
all right now!?
**[18:12] ---**
Please don't die!
TEARS TEARS TEARS
**[18:16] ---**
It was just sleep deprivation,
so no worries!
I'm home now!
**[18:30] ---**
Are you okay?
Try not to overdo it
**[18:30] ---**
HERTHAKA
**[18:37] ---**
Are you okay?
Try not to overdo it
READ
**[18:37] ---**
MIYUKI SHIROGANE
**[18:38] ---**
How can I ensure
that President won't overdo it?
**[18:43] ---**
President is quite stubborn,
**[18:45] ---**
so even if I ask him to stop,
he'll go on pushing himself.
**[18:48] ---**
Not only that...
**[18:49] ---**
but I can never be articulate when I see him.
**[18:53] ---**
Please, will you drop the maiden act? Huh?
**[18:56] ---**
MIYUKI SHIROGANE
**[18:57] ---**
*How's Shinomiya doing?
I know I've made her worry.*
**[19:05] ---**
Shinomiya!
**[19:08] ---**
How are you doing?
**[19:09] ---**
Sorry to make you worry.
**[19:13] ---**
What kind of game is this?
**[19:14] ---**
This is practice.
**[19:16] ---**
If you can't be articulate
when you see President,
**[19:20] ---**
then you should practice with me
playing him.
**[19:23] ---**
Say whatever you want,
and don't hold back.
**[19:25] ---**
We can simulate with accuracy
using the power of IT.
**[19:29] ---**
How ridiculous.
**[19:32] ---**
All right, then, President, do you like me?
**[19:37] ---**
Do you like
Lady Kaguya?
**[19:39] ---**
Well...
**[19:40] ---**
I view you as a member
of the opposite sex for sure.
**[19:44] ---**
What a farce this is.
**[19:47] ---**
Oh, never mind. Let's keep going.
**[19:50] ---**
The way you won't come right out
and say you like me is so Shirogane.
**[19:53] ---**
But I think it'd be a more faithful rendition
if you sounded pushier.
**[19:57] ---**
Also, perhaps you should put on
some men's clothing.
**[19:59] ---**
Did we have any school uniforms
in the house?
**[20:01] ---**
You just said it was a farce,
and now all these demands?
**[20:05] ---**
Lately...
**[20:07] ---**
she's been giving me
the cold shoulder
**[20:09] ---**
Hey, Shinomiya...
**[20:11] ---**
Why the cold shoulder lately?
**[20:13] ---**
Because I can't be honest
with you, that's all.
**[20:17] ---**
The truth is,
I want to be kinder to you. But...
**[20:20] ---**
The truth is, she wants to be kinder to you,
but her pride keeps getting in the way......
I think that's what it is.
Just my two cents.
**[20:20] ---**
Her pride keeps getting in the way.
I think that's what it is.
**[20:25] ---**
Hey...
**[20:27] ---**
This sounds like Shinomiya talking,
it's so convincing, for some reason.
**[20:31] ---**
Gotta give props to that maid of hers.
**[20:34] ---**
So, when did you first start liking me?
**[20:38] ---**
Um...
**[20:40] ---**
Ever since the spring of our first year.
**[20:42] ---**
Oh, please.
**[20:44] ---**
We hadn't even met yet then.
**[20:47] ---**
How much do you like me, President?
**[20:50] ---**
Probably way more than you think, Shinomiya!
**[20:53] ---**
FLOUNDER
KICK
**[20:54] ---**
It pleases me that it pleases you this much.
**[20:57] ---**
When did you start liking me?
How much do you like me?
**[20:58] ---**
*Come on, Herthaka!
What kind of questions are these?*
**[21:03] ---**
*I've done all the listening until now.*
**[21:05] ---**
*Now you're going to answer my questions.*
**[21:08] ---**
*What I want to ask you, Shinomiya...*
**[21:12] ---**
The you that I always see...
**[21:14] ---**
or who you are now...
**[21:16] ---**
Which is the real Shinomiya?
**[21:20] ---**
They're all real.
**[21:22] ---**
Who doesn't hide their weak spots?
**[21:27] ---**
I've only been doing
what everyone else does.
**[21:31] ---**
The day we kissed...
**[21:34] ---**
I was so happy, and I thought my heart
would be bursting with joy for a while,
**[21:40] ---**
but then I felt a sorrow
like a knife to my heart.
**[21:43] ---**
I wondered why, and it hit me right away.
**[21:49] ---**
You won't show me all there is to you.
**[21:54] ---**
And then...
**[21:56] ---**
I realized that I was the same way.
**[22:02] ---**
Right now,
**[22:05] ---**
I think I'd like to be the one to confess.
**[22:07] ---**
Seriously?
**[22:09] ---**
Yes.
**[22:10] ---**
It'd be too sad if we were to hide half of ourselves
and become boyfriend and girlfriend,
**[22:14] ---**
both knowing only one half of each other.
**[22:18] ---**
I...
**[22:20] ---**
want to show you all of me,
and having done that, I...
**[22:28] ---**
I want to tell you...
**[22:30] ---**
that I love all of you.
**[22:36] ---**
A relationship in which
you don't hide your soul
**[22:39] ---**
That's the kind of romance
**[22:42] ---**
Lady Kaguya is seeking
**[22:46] ---**
*Don't hide, huh?*
**[22:50] ---**
*Shinomiya, that's what you say
when you have it all.*
**[22:54] ---**
*I'm way weaker than Shinomiya thinks.*
**[22:56] ---**
Brother...
**[22:58] ---**
You haven't eaten
any of your rice porridge.
**[23:00] ---**
*For obsequious, cowardly...*
**[23:01] ---**
I'm not hungry. I'll have it later.
**[23:03] ---**
Later?
**[23:03] ---**
*and inept me...*
**[23:06] ---**
*...to contend with someone so accomplished,
there's only one way.*
**[23:13] ---**
HARD WORK
**[23:15] ---**
NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN
**[23:20] ---**
*All I can do is devote
more time than others.*
**[23:24] ---**
*I'd never show the real me
as long as I lived.*
**[23:28] ---**
BECOME THE KIND OF MAN
WORTHY OF STANDING
BY SHINOMIYA'S SIDE
**[23:30] ---**
*It doesn't matter anymore
what Shinomiya thinks.*
**[23:33] ---**
DECEMBER 23
**[23:34] ---**
*I'm going to redeem myself at Christmas.*
**[23:37] ---**
*I'll do better...*
**[23:39] ---**
*than I did at the culture festival.*
**[23:41] ---**
*Better!*
**[23:45] ---**
*Better!*
**[23:49] ---**
*And so...*
**[23:50] ---**
CURRENT TIME
**[23:52] ---**
DECEMBER 23
**[23:53] ---**
*the night of Christmas Eve will come.*
**[23:57] ---**
DECEMBER 24
# M4 - Kaguya is Fine With It
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNJG3J/kaguya-is-fine-with-it)
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**[01:30] ---**
DECEMBER 24
**[01:32] ---**
*Christmas Eve.*
**[01:35] ---**
*The city is awash in jingle bells
and Christmas lighting,*
**[01:39] ---**
*and those in love
slowly give in to the romantic night.*
**[01:55] ---**
*However...*
**[01:59] ---**
PESU (DOG)
**[01:59] ---**
KADOMA
TREE
**[01:59] ---**
WARM UP
YOUR BODY
WARMTH TO
YOUR HEART
**[01:59] ---**
MERRY NEW YEAR
PEACE
**[01:59] ---**
FIRST SUNRISE
**[02:01] ---**
First, let me ask you.
**[02:03] ---**
What's this?
**[02:05] ---**
CHRISTMAS PINE
**[02:05] ---**
A Christmas pine!
**[02:07] ---**
And this?
**[02:09] ---**
A lion dance reindeer.
**[02:10] ---**
Who are you?
**[02:14] ---**
I'm Demon Santa!
**[02:14] ---**
ANY NICE GIRLS AROUND?
**[02:16] ---**
Why does your family mash up
Christmas and New Year's?
**[02:21] ---**
I totally hear you, President.
**[02:23] ---**
We felt the same way at first.
**[02:26] ---**
A few years ago, we left the tree out
long after Christmas ended,
**[02:30] ---**
and my sister turned it
into a New Year's pine!
**[02:33] ---**
FIRST
LIGHTS
**[02:34] ---**
We went on using it every year
so as not to be wasteful...
**[02:36] ---**
KADOMA
TREE
**[02:39] ---**
until we came to believe that this was
precisely what Christmas should look like.
**[02:44] ---**
Don't spread your own self-serving culture!
**[02:46] ---**
*Oh, crap!*
**[02:47] ---**
*I was planning to make this
a glamorous night*
**[02:49] ---**
*and clear the air with Shinomiya
about where we stand!*
**[02:54] ---**
I'm repulsing the wishful thinkers!
This house is clean!
**[02:55] ---**
*What is this eccentric pagan festival?*
**[02:58] ---**
Asking Fujiwara to take care
of the preparations was a mistake.
**[03:01] ---**
Oh, let it go, Miyuki.
**[03:03] ---**
I mean, ringing in the New Year
and chilling with everyone...
**[03:07] ---**
is not half bad.
**[03:08] ---**
What did I tell you?
Now even you're in New Year's mode, Kei!
**[03:11] ---**
Sleepy...
**[03:12] ---**
I'm quite thrilled
to spend New Year's with you all.
**[03:16] ---**
Well, if you're okay with it, Shinomiya.
**[03:19] ---**
I brought everyone some soft drinks!
**[03:22] ---**
All right, everybody!
**[03:26] ---**
Merry Christmas!
**[03:30] ---**
Now then, you guys...
**[03:31] ---**
NON-ALCOHOLIC
**[03:32] ---**
Cheers!
**[03:33] ---**
Cheers!
**[03:39] ---**
Cheers!
**[03:41] ---**
NON-ALCOHOLIC
**[03:47] ---**
NON-ALCOHOLIC
**[04:00] ---**
NON-ALCOHOLIC
**[04:02] ---**
HOLY
**[04:15] ---**
All righty!
**[04:16] ---**
The moment you've all been waiting for!
Gift exchange time!
**[04:16] ---**
TA-DA
**[04:20] ---**
We're going to draw lots
to decide which gifts we get!
**[04:23] ---**
Oh...
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KEI
ME <3
KAGUYA
MOEHA
PRESIDENT
**[04:24] ---**
So, we'll be drawing chopsticks?
Let me see those—
**[04:29] ---**
If you touch these chopsticks
with your candle-wax-covered hands,
**[04:33] ---**
it'll corrupt the lots!
**[04:36] ---**
Okay, I'm gonna draw one!
**[04:38] ---**
Ta-da!
**[04:39] ---**
Hey! That's mine!
**[04:39] ---**
KEI
**[04:41] ---**
My gift is...
**[04:43] ---**
a picture book.
**[04:43] ---**
THREE CAT DETECTIVES
**[04:44] ---**
So cute!
**[04:46] ---**
MOEHA, CHIKA - NOT REALLY
**[04:46] ---**
Humph!
**[04:46] ---**
PRESIDENT - WANT
KEI - WANT
**[04:51] ---**
*A book!*
**[04:53] ---**
*I could've run with that!*
**[04:54] ---**
*Between Kaguya's erratic behavior
and his own hospitalization...*
**[04:58] ---**
*Shirogane could only manage
some last-minute gift-shopping.*
**[05:00] ---**
BIG
WINTER
BARGAIN
**[05:03] ---**
*What could I give
someone as rich as Shinomiya?*
**[05:03] ---**
YOSEGIZAIKU SECRET BOX
ONIOROSHI
**[05:06] ---**
*After much agonizing,
what he picked out was...*
**[05:10] ---**
*a handkerchief.*
**[05:12] ---**
*A present that shoots far past the comfort zone
and couldn't be less exciting.*
**[05:15] ---**
*This is a devastating failure
on Shirogane's part!*
**[05:17] ---**
Now it's your turn, Kei!
**[05:19] ---**
*Come on!*
**[05:20] ---**
*Just let everyone else's gifts
be as boring as possible!*
**[05:23] ---**
Huh? Did I just draw yours, Kaguya?
**[05:26] ---**
There's an aroma diffuser inside.
**[05:29] ---**
I've also included some essential oils.
**[05:33] ---**
I'll use them with care!
**[05:35] ---**
Please share them with your brother.
**[05:37] ---**
PRESIDENT (TRUE TARGET)
KEI (MORE THAN ACCEPTABLE)
**[05:38] ---**
*Nice going, Shinomiya!*
**[05:40] ---**
*You sure come up with the best gifts!*
**[05:42] ---**
*But...*
**[05:43] ---**
*look whose are left!
The Fujiwara Sisters who decorated this house!*
**[05:46] ---**
*I just know they got presents so eye-popping
they'll blast my boring gift into oblivion!*
**[05:49] ---**
KA-BOOM
**[05:53] ---**
I shall pick...
**[05:53] ---**
ME <3
**[05:56] ---**
Miss Chika...
**[05:58] ---**
Fujiwara's gift, right?
**[06:01] ---**
My present is...
**[06:03] ---**
homemade bath bombs!
**[06:06] ---**
Bath bombs?
**[06:07] ---**
Yes! You put them in the bathtub,
and they fizzle and smell great! It's fun!
**[06:11] ---**
*Can't you be more blunt?*
**[06:13] ---**
*You're the type who can make people
squirm with your retorts!*
**[06:14] ---**
Merry Christmas!
**[06:16] ---**
GRIPE
VASE
**[06:18] ---**
*My last hope is...*
**[06:20] ---**
Hey!
**[06:21] ---**
That means you and I
will be exchanging gifts, President!
**[06:22] ---**
PRESIDENT
**[06:22] ---**
MOEHA
**[06:25] ---**
What a coincidence!
**[06:26] ---**
- You rigged it that way, didn't you?
- President Shirogane's present is...
**[06:30] ---**
a handkerchief!
**[06:32] ---**
How simple and nice!
**[06:34] ---**
More like simple and... boring, huh?
**[06:38] ---**
Please open mine now!
**[06:42] ---**
*I'm begging you!*
**[06:43] ---**
*Let it be something weird!*
**[06:50] ---**
Moeha! What kind of gift
is that to give to my brother?
**[06:54] ---**
I'm sorry, President!
**[06:55] ---**
I'm the only normal person in my family!
Everyone else is an oddball!
**[06:59] ---**
No.
**[07:01] ---**
I'm so thrilled.
**[07:03] ---**
Whaaaaat?
**[07:04] ---**
Thank you, Fujiwara's little sister.
This is exactly what I've been wanting.
**[07:08] ---**
Moeha! You spiked my brother's drink
with something, didn't you?
**[07:11] ---**
If you're not sure how to use them,
ask me anytime!
**[07:15] ---**
What do you mean, "how to use them"?
What do you mean? Whaaaaat?
**[07:36] ---**
Presents...
**[07:40] ---**
We didn't draw each other's, did we?
**[07:43] ---**
I guess not.
**[07:45] ---**
President...
**[07:48] ---**
Don't let the others find out about this.
**[07:53] ---**
Please open it when you get home.
**[07:55] ---**
Th-Thanks.
**[08:00] ---**
Don't you...
**[08:02] ---**
have one for me?
**[08:03] ---**
Something...
**[08:05] ---**
for me...
**[08:07] ---**
I do.
**[08:17] ---**
No.
**[08:18] ---**
Sorry, I can't!
**[08:19] ---**
Because this is something random
that I picked up!
**[08:22] ---**
It's fine. I don't mind
if it was random.
**[08:24] ---**
I can't!
**[08:26] ---**
No, really, I was so slammed when I chose it!
**[08:29] ---**
And now I have no idea
why I'd buy anything like this!
**[08:32] ---**
This isn't for you!
I wanna give you something more perfect—
**[08:38] ---**
You really have no clue!
**[08:40] ---**
I'm telling you
it doesn't have to be perfect!
**[08:49] ---**
NEW DELHI, INDIA
I'M GOING TO ATTAIN ENLIGHTENMENT!
**[08:50] ---**
MAKI'S TWIN BROTHER
MIKADO SHIJO
**[08:52] ---**
I'm telling you
it doesn't have to be perfect!
**[08:56] ---**
If this present is an aspect of yourself
that you don't wish me to see,
**[09:00] ---**
then I'm never going to let go!
**[09:02] ---**
I don't know what you mean by that!
**[09:07] ---**
Fujiwara, you talk some sense into her!
**[09:10] ---**
Miss Fujiwara?
**[09:18] ---**
*I should've known!*
**[09:28] ---**
*That present is a part of President
that he wants to hide.*
**[09:32] ---**
*He's always like this!*
**[09:34] ---**
*Trying so hard, overdoing it
to a worrying degree!*
**[09:37] ---**
*Taking so much time and care
to show me something perfect!*
**[09:43] ---**
TOMIGAYA PARK
**[09:44] ---**
*But I also wanna know
the you who's not like that!*
**[09:47] ---**
*I want to see you! To unmask you!*
**[09:50] ---**
Truly, you're so stubborn!
**[09:53] ---**
President, you said
you purchased that for me!
**[09:56] ---**
So, it belongs to me now!
**[09:59] ---**
I said I can't give it to you!
How selfish are you anyway, Shinomiya?
**[10:03] ---**
I knew it.
**[10:07] ---**
The truth is, you hate me,
and that's why you won't show it to me!
**[10:11] ---**
Huh?
**[10:12] ---**
You might as well say it directly!
**[10:14] ---**
That you hate harsh women
with horrible personalities like me!
**[10:17] ---**
That's why you won't show it to me, right?
**[10:20] ---**
I showed you my true self,
because I wanted you to show me your true self!
**[10:23] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[10:25] ---**
What other reason can there be?
**[10:26] ---**
Doesn't everybody want the person they love
to see their true self?
**[10:30] ---**
The person they love?
**[10:31] ---**
I don't want to keep secrets
from the person I love!
**[10:34] ---**
BECOME THE KIND OF MAN
WORTHY OF STANDING
BY SHINOMIYA'S SIDE
**[10:37] ---**
To be able to share everything,
to understand each other completely!
**[10:41] ---**
What could be lovelier than that?
**[10:44] ---**
I've been trying to be more likable lately.
**[10:48] ---**
But scratch the surface,
and this is who I am.
**[10:52] ---**
I was sure that if I continued to hide
the selfish, disagreeable and aggressive me,
**[10:56] ---**
I could never advance to the next level!
**[11:03] ---**
I showed you my weak side!
Because I want us to understand each other!
**[11:08] ---**
That's why...
**[11:10] ---**
now, I want you to show me
your weak side!
**[11:15] ---**
I get what you're trying to say.
**[11:18] ---**
And I think it'd be ideal if I could do that.
**[11:22] ---**
But it's the opposite for me.
**[11:24] ---**
Don't you think it's because you love someone
that you can't show them your weak side?
**[11:29] ---**
Like, "What if I show my weak side,
and it disillusions her?"
**[11:32] ---**
or "What if she sees something in me
that's unacceptable?"
**[11:36] ---**
The stronger my feelings for her,
the more I can't let her see that side of me!
**[11:41] ---**
I understand your rationale!
**[11:45] ---**
But as I've shown you my true self,
please show me yours, President!
**[11:48] ---**
Otherwise, I will have shown you
for nothing!
**[11:50] ---**
You're so stubborn!
**[11:53] ---**
You make it sound like terms for a trade!
**[11:55] ---**
But it's not even a trade
in the first place!
**[11:58] ---**
You say that you have
a horrible personality...
**[12:01] ---**
but I knew that going in,
and I've never thought it was negative!
**[12:07] ---**
At first,
**[12:08] ---**
I thought you looked down on people
**[12:10] ---**
and that you were keeping
your distance from others.
**[12:14] ---**
But when it hit me that you were distancing
yourself because you didn't want to hurt anyone,
**[12:21] ---**
I thought, "Hey, that's sweet!"
**[12:25] ---**
From the get-go,
I liked that side of you,
**[12:28] ---**
so telling me to show my weak side because
you showed me yours doesn't make us equal.
**[12:34] ---**
But I can't look cool unless I try to.
**[12:37] ---**
So I avoid doing anything
to stir up a hornet's nest—
**[12:39] ---**
Oh, how you do go on and on!
**[12:41] ---**
Just show it to me!
**[12:42] ---**
Hey, come on!
**[12:43] ---**
I assure you, no matter what kind
of present it is, it'll be fine!
**[12:47] ---**
You may not think so, but I'm far more...
**[13:06] ---**
You're good.
**[13:07] ---**
Why did you give me a cup-and-ball toy?
**[13:10] ---**
Somewhere along the way,
I lost sight, myself!
**[13:12] ---**
I had to pick something out in a rush!
**[13:14] ---**
But it wasn't like I could just get
something cheap and be done with it!
**[13:17] ---**
After a lot of process of elimination,
it came down to this cup-and-ball toy.
**[13:23] ---**
How absurd!
**[13:27] ---**
Now I can see
why you wanted to run away!
**[13:30] ---**
This isn't romantic in the least!
**[13:32] ---**
Hey, you don't have to laugh so hard.
**[13:34] ---**
You sure are cruel.
**[13:36] ---**
However, look.
**[13:39] ---**
Do I seem at all disillusioned?
**[13:50] ---**
Ridiculous, isn't it?
**[13:52] ---**
In a park like this,
devoid of Christmas lights...
**[13:55] ---**
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
**[13:57] ---**
This is what I want.
**[13:59] ---**
I don't need lights or balloons.
**[14:03] ---**
Not that those balloons
weren't lovely and romantic...
**[14:08] ---**
but it doesn't have to be like that.
**[14:15] ---**
Because I find ordinary things like this...
**[14:18] ---**
to be romantic.
**[14:22] ---**
Ordinary, huh?
**[14:28] ---**
Tell me, President...
**[14:30] ---**
on Christmas Eve,
what would a couple...
**[14:34] ---**
ordinarily do at a time like this?
**[14:41] ---**
If you're okay with ordinary.
Something like this, I guess.
**[15:02] ---**
*Hey, President...*
**[15:04] ---**
*Look at me.*
**[15:06] ---**
*I won't hide who I am.*
**[15:09] ---**
*Show me who you are.*
**[15:11] ---**
*And I'll accept it.*
**[15:14] ---**
*Some might laugh it off as sugarcoating
to want to show each other everything.*
**[15:20] ---**
*There must be a wiser,
more graceful way to handle this.*
**[15:25] ---**
*But in my eyes...*
**[15:27] ---**
*this is romantic.*
**[15:31] ---**
*Not to have anything to hide...*
**[15:34] ---**
*is the most romantic thing...*
**[15:37] ---**
*I can offer you.*
**[15:41] ---**
*Our second kiss was a light one,
our lips barely brushing...*
**[15:46] ---**
*and yet, somehow, my heart pounded
as hard as it did during the culture festival.*
**[15:52] ---**
*Surely every time I discover
something new about you...*
**[15:56] ---**
*it will feel like...*
**[15:57] ---**
*I'm kissing you for the first time.*
**[16:01] ---**
THE FIRST KISS THAT NEVER ENDS
**[16:17] ---**
Finally...
**[16:19] ---**
you're holding my hand.
**[16:21] ---**
Though it's frozen through and cold.
**[16:24] ---**
I don't mind.
**[16:33] ---**
Shinomiya, do you...
**[16:35] ---**
Do you think that I shouldn't aim
so high all the time?
**[16:40] ---**
I must say that I don't want you
to overdo it.
**[16:42] ---**
But if I hadn't,
we never would've ended up like this.
**[16:47] ---**
It's all because I pushed myself.
**[16:48] ---**
You may be right about that.
**[16:52] ---**
But the same goes for me.
**[16:54] ---**
If I, too, had continued
to act coldly toward you...
**[16:59] ---**
I'm certain that somewhere along the line,
you would've deserted me.
**[17:03] ---**
You and I both aimed high,
each taking a step toward each other...
**[17:08] ---**
and I believe that's why
we're here now, holding hands.
**[17:13] ---**
Then, that means we need to aim high.
**[17:16] ---**
Perhaps.
**[17:18] ---**
Since you're stubborn, President,
**[17:20] ---**
I'm sure you're going to continue
to run yourself into the ground.
**[17:26] ---**
But...
**[17:27] ---**
when you feel exhausted,
why don't we take a little break together?
**[17:32] ---**
Just a little at a time.
**[17:34] ---**
From time to time,
let's drop the bravado...
**[17:36] ---**
and lean on each other...
**[17:39] ---**
and be there for each other
when one of us is about to collapse.
**[17:42] ---**
Our hands may be cold,
but holding them will warm them up.
**[17:47] ---**
Surely, isn't that what it means
to be in a relationship?
**[17:52] ---**
Shinomiya, you're fine
with having a guy like me?
**[17:55] ---**
No matter what an awful person
I might be?
**[17:58] ---**
Yes.
**[18:14] ---**
*Kaguya?*
**[18:16] ---**
*Where'd you run off to?
We're gonna play a board game!*
**[18:19] ---**
I'm sorry. I'll be right there.
**[18:24] ---**
How inopportune.
**[18:27] ---**
You said it.
**[18:31] ---**
We won't have a white Christmas
in Tokyo this year again.
**[18:34] ---**
That's perfectly fine.
**[18:37] ---**
That's ordinary.
**[18:39] ---**
Although I must say
I was taken aback by this present.
**[18:42] ---**
Yeah, but it happens to be
a pretty swanky one!
**[18:44] ---**
Yes.
**[18:46] ---**
I can see that this fabric is first-class.
**[18:51] ---**
*I want to have an ordinary relationship.*
**[18:55] ---**
*I want to be an ordinary girl.*
**[18:58] ---**
*To laugh and cry whenever I want.*
**[19:01] ---**
*That's the kind of sweet person
I thought that I wished to be.*
**[19:05] ---**
*I thought it would be wonderful
to be able to be kind to others.*
**[19:10] ---**
*I want to be sweet.*
**[19:12] ---**
*Can I become sweet?*
**[19:20] ---**
*I want to become someone...*
**[19:23] ---**
*who can love herself.*
**[19:30] ---**
What do you think?
**[19:33] ---**
You look cute.
**[19:34] ---**
BOX FOR UNNECESSARY THINGS
**[19:36] ---**
President said I looked cute!
**[19:38] ---**
He did no such thing.
He definitely said that to me.
**[19:41] ---**
But that's my ribbon!
**[19:44] ---**
SIGH...
**[19:44] ---**
Who cares which one it was,
you're all me anyway.
**[19:48] ---**
This should be evaluated
based on all past actions!
**[19:50] ---**
You're trying to trick us
by using those big words!
**[19:52] ---**
*Needless to say, these are all
merely images inside her mind,*
**[19:53] ---**
Old trash like you can shut up!
**[19:54] ---**
When you put on that ribbon,
you became me! Therefore—
**[19:57] ---**
- Objection!
- Denied!
**[19:58] ---**
*and super-deformed is just that.
Super-deformed.*
**[19:59] ---**
Your Honor!
**[20:01] ---**
*That's right. This is...*
**[20:04] ---**
*the super-deformed version
of a young girl's wavering heart.*
**[20:09] ---**
President, your winter break...
**[20:11] ---**
Would you please spare a day for me?
**[20:13] ---**
What? Sure.
**[20:16] ---**
Let's go on a date.
**[20:18] ---**
There's something that I'd like
to say to you in actual words.
**[20:21] ---**
DECEMBER 27
**[20:25] ---**
Why do people confess their feelings?
**[20:28] ---**
FATE
LINE
**[20:28] ---**
HEAD
LINE
**[20:28] ---**
PALM READING
**[20:28] ---**
LIFE
LINE
**[20:28] ---**
First of all,
**[20:30] ---**
SIDE JOB (A HOLIDAY-ONLY FORTUNE TELLER)
**[20:30] ---**
let me see your palms.
**[20:33] ---**
Ah...
**[20:34] ---**
I can see that you haven't had
any good romances until now.
**[20:36] ---**
What? You can tell
just by seeing my hand?
**[20:39] ---**
Also, you're rather purehearted, aren't you?
**[20:41] ---**
And when you get stressed, you go
on shopping sprees. That's what your palm says.
**[20:46] ---**
*Wow!*
**[20:47] ---**
*This guy's the real deal!*
**[20:49] ---**
So...
**[20:50] ---**
Yes.
**[20:51] ---**
Why do people confess
their feelings, was it?
**[20:55] ---**
Yes.
**[20:56] ---**
Wha...
**[20:58] ---**
Why did you show up for our date
in your regular clothes?
**[21:00] ---**
Huh? Doesn't everybody go on dates
wearing their own clothes?
**[21:03] ---**
But President, you should be wearing your uniform
no matter what the time or occasion!
**[21:06] ---**
That's why I thought
I'd coordinate with you!
**[21:09] ---**
Why today of all days?
**[21:11] ---**
Well, because...
**[21:14] ---**
Because today is that kind of day.
**[21:19] ---**
Let's go.
**[21:21] ---**
All right.
**[21:24] ---**
People start dating,
then break up without a thought.
**[21:27] ---**
That person just might be your soul mate.
**[21:30] ---**
You might go on loving that person forever,
even though he might not go on loving you.
**[21:36] ---**
But if you love him,
you should stay with him.
**[21:38] ---**
If you start hating him,
then all you have to do is leave, but...
**[21:51] ---**
...doesn't it get all complicated...
**[21:53] ---**
if you put it into words?
**[21:56] ---**
You do have a point there.
**[21:59] ---**
But it is a blessing to be able to love someone
so much that it turns your brain into mush.
**[22:05] ---**
You should try it once.
**[22:09] ---**
And it's only natural to want to be
in a relationship with the one you love.
**[22:16] ---**
Freaking out that you might get dumped...
**[22:19] ---**
Playing little games...
**[22:23] ---**
You'll come up with all kinds of plans
and hold out for the perfect timing...
**[22:29] ---**
But your heart will be pounding,
and nothing will make sense anymore.
**[22:36] ---**
When it starts looking like the day will end
before you can say those words...
**[22:45] ---**
I'm in love with you.
**[22:48] ---**
Please be my boyfriend.
**[22:51] ---**
You might find yourself blurting it out.
**[22:54] ---**
*You fall in love, confess
and become a couple.*
**[22:58] ---**
*Anyone would agree
that's a wonderful thing.*
**[23:02] ---**
*But that notion is wrong.*
**[23:05] ---**
*Love is only blissful until it's attained.*
**[23:10] ---**
*After your feelings reach certain heights,
it's all downhill from there.*
**[23:15] ---**
*That is what true love really is.*
**[23:19] ---**
*Beyond love, there are no victors or losers.*
**[23:22] ---**
*There's no telling if that person
is your soul mate or not.*
**[23:25] ---**
*There might not even be eternal love.*
**[23:28] ---**
Fine.
**[23:31] ---**
*But...*
**[23:32] ---**
*true love just might exist.*
**[23:35] ---**
*One just needs to have a sharp mind.*
**[23:37] ---**
*To seek true love, you must think.*
**[23:41] ---**
*This is no easy task.*
**[23:43] ---**
*Even so, it is only those
who continue to use their minds...*
**[23:48] ---**
*who can be the first in the world
to attain true love.*