The First Kiss That Never Ends
- M1 - Miyuki Shirogane Wants to Talk Things Over
- M2 - About Kaguya Shinomiya, Part 4
- M3 - Kaguya Wants to Eat It (Ice)
- M4 - Kaguya is Fine With It
M1 - Miyuki Shirogane Wants to Talk Things Over
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DECEMBER 20
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Did you hear?
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MIDDLE
JUMP
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Apparently at Mid Jump, sexual content is okay
if it doesn't go on for more than four pages.
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What? That sounds obscene.
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Right. It is obscene.
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The cover for that magazine
is obscene, as well.
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Agreed. It is obscene, isn't it?
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CHRISTMAS CAKE
ACCEPTING ORDERS
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While we've been focused
on the culture festival,
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the rest of the world
has gone into Christmas-mode.
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NO OCCUPANCY
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All these couples using Christmas Eve
as a pretext for hooking up...
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No vacancies
at any of the love hotels.
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NO OCCUPANCY
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At the end of the day,
our world revolves around sex!
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Awful! Awful! So obscene!
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They all have nothing
but indecent thoughts on their minds!
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And then... And then...
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Indecent thoughts, huh?
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What was that kiss, then?
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There were...
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all these tiny balloons everywhere!
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SQUEAL SQUEAL
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It was gorgeous beyond belief!
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And then, President told me
to apply to Stanford!
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That is, he ordered me
to join him in the U.S.!
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Stanford?
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I know! What was he thinking?
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But the way he said it with that blush
on his face was just so adorable!
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I said yes in spite of myself!
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And in spite of myself, I kissed him!
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Did you know, Hayasaka?
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When you kiss someone you like,
it can't be a regular kiss!
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LADY KAGUYA'S
KEY TIPS FOR KISSING
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Class is now in session!
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You place your lips together like so.
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The grown-up way is to slip your tongue in.
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Miss Kashiwagi and her boyfriend actually...
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WAR CRIMINAL
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So, you didn't know that,
did you, Hayasaka?
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How cute.
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Idi...
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Idiot!
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What?
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DECEMBER 21
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With the culture festival over,
the student council goes back to normal life.
[03:30] ---
Good work.
[03:30] ---
But the scars still
run deep.
[03:31] ---
Ishigami's here!
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And Shirogane's battle
is far from over!
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I let her know how I feel!
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I even kissed her!
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And it was a pretty intense one!
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Meaning...
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we can be considered
boyfriend and girlfriend now?
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But how pure was that kiss, really?
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If I'd mismanaged
the distance between us here...
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What's this, President? One kiss,
and you're acting like my boyfriend?
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That kiss only happened
because we were having a moment.
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Surely you don't think
that a kiss makes us lovers now?
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That's exactly how a cherry boy's mind would work.
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CHERRY BOY
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How cute.
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GAH
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President, are you all right?
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Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
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Today, I'm going to set things straight
with Shinomiya!
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No matter what!
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Here she comes!
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DAINTY
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TROT TROT
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Hey, Shinomiya...
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Wait, what?
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Doesn't she seem different today?
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Now that you mention it,
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Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh...
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she does look
more childish than usual.
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Oh! Little Kaguya!
[04:56] ---
- Little Kaguya?
- Little Kaguya?
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Little Kaguya! Little Kaguya! Little Kaguya!
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I didn't think we'd get to see you this year!
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Everyone! How lucky are we
to get to see Little Kaguya?
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Wh-What the heck
do you mean by "Little Kaguya"?
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Kaguya's personality undergoes slight shifts
depending on her mental state that day.
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You're all aware of that, right?
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Little Kaguya can only show up if she meets
the most stringent conditions.
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60% happy, 40% in denial and, on top
of that, she has to be sleep-deprived.
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IN DENIAL
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Every single one of these boxes
needs to be checked.
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LITTLE KAGUYA
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And only when her psychological balance hits
that sweet spot does this rare Little Kaguya appear!
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Rare Kaguya?
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Even I've still only seen her three times!
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How is this even possible?
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That's right!
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DECEMBER 20
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The conditions had already been met
the previous night!
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A grown-up kiss!
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In a nutshell,
a dizzying array of kisses exist.
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A kiss on the cheek or hand
signifying affection.
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A kiss on the lips
indicating a close relationship.
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And...
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the more meaningful kind of kiss.
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LOVE BIBLE
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Isn't this the way
one normally kisses the one she loves?
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KISSES THAT WORK
FOR ROMANCE
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It says so in the books I've read.
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Even Miss Kashiwagi and her boyfriend...
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Miss Kashiwagi?
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Yes?
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Miss Kashiwagi...
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Is that how one typically
goes about kissing another?
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Huh? Um... Um—
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That was a special kind of kiss
you only give to the person you love!
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So whatever you do,
don't kiss anyone else like that, okay?
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Understood!
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War criminal.
[06:33] ---
Such disinformation was pumped
into Kaguya, a stranger to girl talk...
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The kind of kiss you only give
to the one you love...
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To the one you love!
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And she ends up doing just that.
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That was your first-ever kiss?
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You aren't in a love scene
in a Hollywood movie!
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In other words, it's a regular kiss, right?
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Not by a long shot!
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You shouldn't be kissing like that
on school grounds!
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That's something
you should be doing in bed!
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That kind of kiss...
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practically amounts to having sex!
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Se...
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...x?
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She managed to say it.
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Wait!
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What do you mean by "sex"?
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All I did was insert my tongue
into his oral cavity!
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That can't possibly be sex!
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It's totally sex.
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It's something you do
in the process of having sex.
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Stop repeating the word "sex"!
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You've been repeating it
yourself, Lady Kaguya!
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Well, Christmas is around the corner.
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Since you've gotten this far already,
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it will be a breeze to take it
to the next level and have sex.
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Good for you.
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Wait! Why on earth would you go there?
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Don't people normally wait at least a month or two
after their first kiss to engage in that sort of thing?
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HOLLER HOLLER
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HOLLER HOLLER
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HOLLER HOLLER
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It's a different story if you've already
gone that far with your first kiss!
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HOLLER HOLLER
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I'm just not getting through to you.
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This is why children like you
who've never been kissed...
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You're thinking of something
unbelievably infuriating right now, aren't you?
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I'm getting nowhere with this!
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Let me ask someone with experience
about what to actually expect!
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MISS KASHIWAGI
NOW DIALING
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Hello? Kaguya? What a surprise!
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Is something wrong?
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I'd like to ask you something,
Miss Kashiwagi.
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What is it? Ask me anything!
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Well, you see...
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About how long did you wait
to have sex after your first kiss?
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I-I'll have you know, Tsubasa and I
have never done anything so indec—
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Please don't ridicule me!
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I couldn't be more serious than I am now!
[08:25] ---
What?
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This is a serious conversation?
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After that first kiss,
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maybe two months.
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Of course! You'd wait
at least that long, right?
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Then, how long after a grown-up kiss?
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About 40 seconds.
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Seconds?
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Are you finally starting
to see the light, Lady Kaguya?
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Just acknowledge it!
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That because your first kiss was a deep dive,
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chances are that President sees you
as a super-nympho lust monster!
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A super-nympho lust monster?
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How...
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How can I possibly look him
in the eye tomorrow?
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In an abrupt about-face
after that Ultra Romantic night,
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THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE SEX!!
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A SUPER-NYMPHO
LUST MONSTER!?
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the point that Hayasaka brought up
has caused her to spend a night of agony!
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MNGH
NNGH
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And sleep-deprivation ensues!
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Kaguya's brain plunges even further
into the depths of malfunction!
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Resulting in two straight days of zero IQ!
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Intellectually, it's Black Monday!
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And...
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Rare Kaguya?
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Descent.
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This is a hundred times better
than her being scary, so I accept it!
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Whaaaaat?
[09:41] ---
Damn! Today of all days,
I really wanted to talk to Shinomiya!
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In this state,
I can't even get through to her!
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GRIND
GRIND
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This is bad!
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Wh-Wh-What is it, Shinomiya?
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Pwesident, good morning!
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Actually, maybe it's perfect.
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Who is this adorable creature?
[10:03] ---
Needless to say,
she's in a super-deformed state.
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This is how she appears to everyone.
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Tell me, how old are you, Little Kaguya?
[10:12] ---
Um... Um... Seventeen?
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Seventeen, huh? What a sweetheart!
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CONGRATULATIONS
ON COMING OF AGE
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Did you know? If you're 17,
then next year, you'll be an adult!
[10:22] ---
It's not a good look to take advantage of someone
when they're vulnerable, Ishigami. So cut it out.
[10:26] ---
Oh!
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So cuddly and fluffy!
I want to display you at my house!
[10:31] ---
SQUISH
SQUISH
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WHACK
[10:35] ---
Ouch!
[10:37] ---
SQUISH
SQUISH
[10:38] ---
Hey! You can't hit people, you bad girl!
[10:40] ---
We just caught a glimpse
of Shinomiya's inner psyche, right?
[10:44] ---
Can't you see she doesn't like that?
[10:44] ---
SQUIRM
SQUIRM
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Just let her go, okay?
[10:47] ---
Oh, she's totally fine!
[10:49] ---
Little Kaguya loves me the best, don't you?
[10:52] ---
Go on, show us
who your favorites are in order!
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Number one.
[10:57] ---
Huh?
[10:58] ---
Number two.
[10:59] ---
Huh?
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Number three.
[11:02] ---
What are you talking about?
[11:03] ---
Don't ask me, but I think
she just went with the flow there.
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MINI DONUTS
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Here.
[11:09] ---
What?
[11:10] ---
You're giving me a snack?
[11:11] ---
SMITTEN
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Thanks!
[11:13] ---
Here.
[11:14] ---
Hey, thanks!
[11:16] ---
Here.
[11:17] ---
You're giving me one, too?
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Oh...
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RATTLE...
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Sniff!
[11:25] ---
I'll run out and get some candy!
[11:26] ---
We're going at top speed,
so hang on, okay?
[11:35] ---
Listen, Shinomiya, about yesterday...
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Pwesident...
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You're breathing!
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We're the same!
[11:43] ---
It's no good. We can't talk like this.
[11:46] ---
Right now, it seems like Shinomiya's brain
is the size of an orange.
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She's probably seeing a different world than I am.
[11:54] ---
Come to think of it, I've heard
that if the gap between your IQ is 20 or so,
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there's no way
you can hold a conversation.
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In that case...
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Chinomiya!
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Pwesident?
[12:07] ---
Chinomiya, let's talk!
[12:09] ---
Okay! Let's!
[12:11] ---
What should we talk about?
[12:13] ---
Anything you want!
[12:14] ---
Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
[12:16] ---
Pwesident! Pwesident!
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Chinomiya!
[12:19] ---
Pwesident! Pwesident! Pwesident!
[12:20] ---
They're holding a conversation,
and it's scarily devoid of substance.
[12:28] ---
I'm sorry I'm late—
[12:29] ---
Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
[12:31] ---
Pwesident! Pwesident!
[12:32] ---
Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
[12:33] ---
Pwesident! Pwesident!
[12:35] ---
Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
[12:36] ---
Pwesident! Pwesident!
[12:38] ---
Chinomiya! Chinomiya! Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
[12:40] ---
Pwesident! Pwesident! Pwesident! Pwesident!
[12:45] ---
Aren't you both too old
to be doing whatever this is?
[12:47] ---
Super-deformed is just super-deformed.
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DECEMBER 20
[12:52] ---
Three days until Christmas Eve!
[12:54] ---
Having shared a grown-up kiss,
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these two are about to see the curtain go up
on this year's final romantic battle of minds!
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For Hayasaka, it was the morning from hell.
[13:09] ---
Little Kaguya's fast asleep, huh?
[13:11] ---
I'm not surprised.
[13:11] ---
MNGH
NNGH
[13:12] ---
The culture festival must've worn her out.
[13:14] ---
Let's let her get some real rest.
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BAKED
SENBEI
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MIDDLE
JUMP
[13:16] ---
Hey, almost forgot.
I brought this week's Mid Jump.
[13:20] ---
Great! Thank you!
[13:21] ---
TWO PUNCH MAN
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MS. KUBO
DOESN'T MAKE IT
COMPLICATED
[13:22] ---
That's lewd material you have there.
I'm confiscating it.
[13:24] ---
Where'd you come from, Iino?
[13:28] ---
Look, Iino...
[13:29] ---
can you at least wait
until President finishes it?
[13:32] ---
Negative! The rules are the rules!
[13:34] ---
You only have yourself to blame
for bringing in contraband!
[13:36] ---
It's the same old, same old, huh?
[13:38] ---
Makes you wonder if it's going to be
like this until we graduate.
[13:41] ---
We're going to be
at each other's throats until the end.
[13:43] ---
I have no idea why...
[13:45] ---
but whenever you do something to me,
I can't rest until I get back at you.
[13:49] ---
What?
[13:52] ---
If you promise never to bring
anything like this again,
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I'll let you have your book back.
[13:58] ---
Just keep your word on that,
and the odds of us getting along might be...
[14:03] ---
more than...
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zero.
[14:11] ---
That's not going to happen.
I'm so going to bring another one next week.
[14:18] ---
How do you not see
that it's your own fault?
[14:20] ---
PUNCH
MISS
[14:20] ---
Seriously? What's going on here?
[14:20] ---
Are you stupid? Are you?
[14:22] ---
An old-school brawl?
[14:22] ---
Ouch! I'll bring it, no matter what!
[14:24] ---
Ts-Tsubame!
[14:27] ---
Don't mind us, please.
We're always like this.
[14:28] ---
After I made such a huge concession...
[14:29] ---
Well, if you say so.
[14:31] ---
Oh, right! There's something
I wanted to ask you, Yu.
[14:35] ---
What is it?
[14:36] ---
Do you think you'll be free
on Christmas Eve?
[14:41] ---
What is this? No way!
[14:43] ---
U-Um, if you don't feel like it,
you can totally say no, okay?
[14:48] ---
Wanna come over that day?
[14:50] ---
I'll be there!
[14:51] ---
Yay!
[14:52] ---
YAY
[14:52] ---
Whoa, Tsubame's house? On Christmas?
[14:55] ---
In Tsubame's room?
[14:59] ---
That's beyond perverted!
[15:02] ---
Oh! It's not like that!
I was planning to invite you, too, Iino!
[15:06] ---
For a threesome?
[15:07] ---
No! I'll be inviting a lot of people!
I'm going to throw a party!
[15:10] ---
It's an orgy!
[15:11] ---
Shut up, you clueless
Disciplinary Committee member!
[15:13] ---
How do you not get that she's talking
about a Christmas party?
[15:16] ---
O-O-Oh!
[15:18] ---
Oh, sorry. That just never crossed
my mind when I said it.
[15:23] ---
Hey, if Iino wasn't around,
I totally would've gotten the wrong idea, too.
[15:27] ---
I'm inviting the Cheerleading Squad
and the Culture Festival Committee.
[15:30] ---
Rei says she'll be coming, too!
[15:31] ---
Rei?
[15:32] ---
Tsubame!
[15:34] ---
All right, I'm in the middle
of an errand here...
[15:37] ---
so let me know if you're coming!
[15:39] ---
STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM
[15:40] ---
Hey, Ishigami...
[15:43] ---
Are you free on Christmas Eve?
[15:45] ---
Wanna come over that day?
[15:47] ---
Oh, are you having a Christmas party?
[15:50] ---
I'm surprised you made the connection.
[15:52] ---
So, let's have a Christmas party for everyone in the
student council! I'll provide my home as the venue!
[15:56] ---
You'll come, too, won't you, Kaguya?
[15:58] ---
MNGH
NNGH
[15:59] ---
That's a yes!
[16:00] ---
Isn't she just moaning in her sleep?
[16:02] ---
You won't have to spend another lonely Eve
all by yourself this year, Ishigami!
[16:06] ---
Thanks to Chika,
your brilliant event planner—
[16:08] ---
Hey, sorry, Senpai...
[16:10] ---
but on Christmas Eve,
[16:12] ---
I've got plans.
[16:16] ---
It's kind of a shame that your howls of laughter
will go to waste, but it's the truth.
[16:19] ---
It really is true.
Tsubame just invited Ishigami and me.
[16:23] ---
What?
[16:24] ---
You can't possibly turn down an invitation
from Tsubame, can you, Ishigami?
[16:28] ---
A BIT DISAPPOINTED
[16:29] ---
Huh? Why couldn't I, if it's her?
[16:31] ---
Everyone here is aware
that you have a crush on Tsubame.
[16:35] ---
Yeah.
[16:36] ---
Well, yes.
[16:37] ---
No way!
[16:40] ---
Since when?
[16:41] ---
Maybe around the sports festival?
[16:42] ---
No way!
[16:45] ---
So...
[16:46] ---
which party are you going to, Iino?
[16:48] ---
Well, I know you think
I'd be a thorn in your side. So I guess I'll...
[16:54] ---
Huh? I don't think that.
[16:59] ---
Is... that right?
[17:01] ---
Huh?
[17:04] ---
GOOD NIGHT!!
SEE YOU LATER
[17:04] ---
IINO AND I WILL BOTH
ATTEND YOUR
CHRISTMAS PARTY
LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
[17:13] ---
I have to give him my answer
three months from now, huh?
[17:18] ---
LOST AND FOUND
[17:25] ---
IF NO ONE'S CLAIMED IT
IN THREE MONTHS, TAKE IT!
[17:28] ---
If no one's claimed it
in three months, huh?
[17:35] ---
Not that I really want it.
[17:38] ---
Christmas, huh?
[17:40] ---
I wonder what Shinomiya's going to do.
[17:52] ---
The second battle of minds
inside her own brain and the trial begin!
[17:57] ---
TWO GENIUSES' WAR OF LOVE
[17:59] ---
WHAT? I'M UP!?
[18:06] ---
Not only did the defendant steal a kiss
from Miyuki Shirogane without warning,
[18:06] ---
THE ACCUSED KAGUYA (STUPID)
[18:10] ---
but she even inserted her tongue,
of all things.
[18:12] ---
She is therefore charged with the crime proscribed
in article 174 of our personal penal code...
[18:15] ---
The Grown-Up Kiss Offensive.
[18:17] ---
In addition, the defendant is deemed
a flight risk who may flee the country.
[18:20] ---
Therefore, the prosecution seeks
the death penalty for the defendant.
[18:20] ---
THE COMPLETE
SIX CODES
OF JAPAN
[18:23] ---
PROSECUTOR KAGUYA
(COLD AS ICE)
[18:25] ---
Death penalty?
[18:26] ---
COUNSEL KAGUYA SHINOMIYA
[18:26] ---
No objections.
[18:27] ---
My own lawyer won't even defend me?
[18:29] ---
Pwesident is in the student council room...
Wow, it's perfect!
[18:31] ---
Uttering gibberish
in front of President...
[18:33] ---
Number one...
[18:34] ---
NUMBER ONE
[18:34] ---
S-Saying he was your number one!
[18:36] ---
I don't remember.
[18:37] ---
Well, what a convenient mind you have!
[18:40] ---
Well, why is it such a big deal?
[18:41] ---
President used all those balloons
to let me know how he feels!
[18:45] ---
What's wrong with that?
[18:46] ---
W-Well, you do have a point, but—
[18:49] ---
How ludicrous.
[18:50] ---
Why are you letting
mere balloons rattle you?
[18:54] ---
AHHH
[18:55] ---
You're not looking like yourself, either!
[18:57] ---
My internal breakers broke, too.
[19:00] ---
All right.
[19:02] ---
Playtime is over.
[19:04] ---
You've been summoned today so that
we can decide what to do going forward.
[19:08] ---
This is a crucial decision
that will determine our future.
[19:08] ---
PRESIDING JUDGE KAGUYA
(CHILD)
[19:11] ---
There are three issues under discussion.
[19:12] ---
(1) ON OUR RELATIONSHIP WITH PRESIDENT
(2) ON STUDYING ABROAD
(3) ON THAT GROWN-UP KISS
[19:13] ---
Let us resolve them one by one.
[19:15] ---
First of all...
[19:16] ---
our relationship with President.
[19:18] ---
Come on, we've got to be lovers now!
I mean, we've kissed!
[19:21] ---
R-Right, we are, aren't we?
[19:22] ---
SMOOCH
[19:23] ---
Don't be ridiculous.
[19:24] ---
If kissing makes you lovers,
then sex workers would be lovers with everyone.
[19:29] ---
I have to agree.
[19:31] ---
Although our feelings are undeniably mutual,
we've never been vocal about them.
[19:36] ---
If we're to take it to the next level,
we should say so directly.
[19:39] ---
Then regarding Number 1,
our conclusion must be...
[19:40] ---
(1) ON OUR RELATIONSHIP
WITH MIYUKI SHIROGANE
[19:42] ---
A.
MORE THAN
FRIENDS
LESS THAN
LOVERS
[19:46] ---
Next, let's discuss studying abroad!
[19:47] ---
(2) ON STUDYING ABROAD
[19:49] ---
Well, President did say
it was a once-in-a-lifetime wish!
[19:52] ---
I'm so going!
[19:53] ---
Yes.
[19:56] ---
Are you serious?
[19:56] ---
Huuuh?
[19:58] ---
You don't seriously believe
you'll be allowed to do such a thing, do you?
[20:02] ---
How do you plan to talk Father into it?
[20:04] ---
Well...
[20:05] ---
Consider it a blessing that you've been able
to distance yourself from him.
[20:09] ---
You must refrain at all costs from doing anything
that would awaken the sleeping tiger.
[20:14] ---
But I already told him I'd go.
[20:16] ---
Keeping your promises, no matter what.
[20:18] ---
You need something in your life
that you can have absolute faith in.
[20:21] ---
Isn't that the policy you live by?
[20:24] ---
Do whatever you want. However...
[20:27] ---
when you fail, it might be
the last time I ever see your face.
[20:35] ---
(2) ON STUDYING ABROAD
[20:37] ---
A.
GO WITH
PRESIDENT
[20:38] ---
And finally, regarding that grown-up kiss...
[20:43] ---
what are we going to do about it?
[20:46] ---
Seriously, what are we going to do? Well?
[20:48] ---
President might be thinking
that I'm a super-nympho lust monster!
[20:52] ---
I mean it, what are we going to do?
[20:54] ---
All you have to do is explain yourself.
[20:56] ---
That you just misread the situation.
[20:58] ---
But that would be embarrassing!
[21:00] ---
I think it would be better
to take the stance of a grown-up woman!
[21:01] ---
A KISS?
THAT'S NO MORE
THAN A GREETING
[21:03] ---
What a ludicrous conversation.
[21:05] ---
That's why you never should've kissed him.
[21:07] ---
In the first place, a kiss is something
that the man should seek.
[21:11] ---
A woman going for a kiss...
How disgraceful is that!
[21:13] ---
I think you're being sexist!
[21:15] ---
She's right! Who decided
that a woman can't kiss first?
[21:19] ---
You have no clue, do you?
[21:22] ---
I'd rather have a kiss stolen from me,
not the other way around!
[21:25] ---
Huh?
[21:26] ---
What? But why?
[21:28] ---
Because it would make my heart
pound harder that way!
[21:30] ---
We all have different fetishes!
[21:33] ---
Kissing impulsively...
We're not beasts in the wild!
[21:33] ---
IRRITATED
[21:36] ---
Would it kill you to learn a little restraint?
[21:39] ---
It's only natural to want
to kiss someone you're in love with!
[21:42] ---
That's right! If you really love someone,
there's just no holding back!
[21:45] ---
You can say stuff like that
because you're not in love with President, Ice!
[21:52] ---
Me...
[21:54] ---
not in love with...
[21:56] ---
Miyuki Shirogane?
[21:58] ---
You happy-go-lucky insurgents...
[22:02] ---
You can't see the forest for the trees
because you put your own feelings first!
[22:07] ---
You have no idea how much I've held back!
[22:09] ---
How I've continued to hold back all this time!
[22:12] ---
It was none other than I
who first fell in love with Miyuki Shirogane!
[22:15] ---
More than you two ever have!
[22:17] ---
I'm also the one who's the most serious
about my future with him!
[22:22] ---
Here I am, racking my brain
to find a way to make him mine,
[22:25] ---
yet you both keep doing as you please!
[22:27] ---
How arrogant of you,
you Kaguya-come-latelys!
[22:31] ---
Hey, hold up.
[22:32] ---
Don't argue with yourself. It's just sad.
[22:35] ---
Right! In the first place, it doesn't matter
who fell in love with him first!
[22:38] ---
I mean, aren't you even happy
that President kissed you?
[22:41] ---
Oh, would you shut up?
[22:45] ---
It's like your brains
are in la-la land, you morons!
[22:50] ---
Don't you dare lecture me!
[22:53] ---
I've been longing all this time
for President to kiss me!
[22:58] ---
So, what were you thinking?
[23:00] ---
Go die and rot in hell!
[23:02] ---
For once in your lives,
consider my feelings, too!
[23:05] ---
Oh, this isn't good.
[23:16] ---
Are you sure
you want to conceal the real you?
[23:31] ---
Are you awake, Shinomiya?
[23:33] ---
Morning.
[23:39] ---
Yes.
[23:40] ---
It seems I've been fast asleep for a while.
[23:43] ---
Huh?
[23:45] ---
Good morning, Shirogane.
[23:50] ---
I'd appreciate a cup of coffee, please.
[23:54] ---
I'm throwing
a Christmas party at
my place this year.
Wanna come?
[23:55] ---
Hmm, I'll come
if I can make it.
[23:56] ---
Sis texted me
that Kaguya will be there.
[23:59] ---
I'M COMING
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[01:34] ---
GLUB
GLUB
[01:38] ---
This tastes terrible.
[01:40] ---
S-Sorry.
[01:42] ---
The only good that came out of this
[01:44] ---
was that I can now appreciate
the coffee my household staff brews.
[01:47] ---
This tastes like stewed sea slugs.
[01:50] ---
I'll ask Secretary Fujiwara
to show me how to brew coffee.
[01:55] ---
Fujiwara suddenly finds herself
in a tight spot.
[01:58] ---
Shinomiya's sure in a horrible mood.
[02:01] ---
Persona!
[02:03] ---
Every one of us plays a different role
for other people, depending on what they seek.
[02:09] ---
Who you are when you're with friends.
[02:12] ---
Who you are when you're with a lover.
[02:14] ---
Not to mention who you are online.
[02:16] ---
There! "L-O-L!"
[02:20] ---
All the more so if you're
a member of the Shinomiya Family.
[02:25] ---
The upbringing she received
was positively spartan...
[02:29] ---
so in order to shield her mind
from that environment,
[02:32] ---
she has been known to frequently
produce robust personas.
[02:37] ---
IF YOU ARE A SHINOMIYA,
DO NOT RELY ON ANYONE. INSTEAD, USE THEM.
DO NOT RECEIVE ANYTHING. INSTEAD, TAKE.
DO NOT LOVE ANYONE. THERE IS NO INSTEAD.
[02:40] ---
These masks, so deeply ingrained in her life,
can be so unyielding at times...
[02:47] ---
that you would think...
[02:48] ---
she was someone else entirely.
[02:54] ---
Shirogane...
[02:56] ---
I mean "President"...
[02:57] ---
Shall we discuss
what happened the other day?
[03:00] ---
Here it comes!
[03:01] ---
How would you define
our relationship, President?
[03:07] ---
Student council comrades...
[03:09] ---
doesn't sound at all inspiring.
[03:11] ---
Friends...
[03:13] ---
doesn't sound right, either.
[03:16] ---
Since we've come this far...
[03:18] ---
I'd say...
[03:20] ---
that we're boyfriend and girlfriend...
[03:23] ---
maybe.
[03:24] ---
Boyfriend and girlfriend
is a bit far-fetched, isn't it?
[03:26] ---
Seriously?
[03:29] ---
One kiss, and you're acting
like my boyfriend?
[03:32] ---
Only a child would believe
that a kiss makes you instant lovers.
[03:36] ---
Well, not that I blame you
for getting ahead of yourself, President.
[03:40] ---
After all, I've known from the start
that you had feelings for me.
[03:45] ---
Who are you to talk, Shinomiya?
[03:47] ---
What was your reason for kissing me?
[03:49] ---
You did it because you like me, right?
[03:51] ---
In that case...
[03:53] ---
I wish you wouldn't make
such a commotion over a mere kiss or two.
[03:57] ---
Please, I would kiss anyone
if I was in the mood.
[04:01] ---
On that note...
[04:02] ---
would you like to do it now?
[04:06] ---
Kiss?
[04:08] ---
THUMP
[04:21] ---
THUMP
THUMP
[04:24] ---
WHACK
[04:27] ---
What's this?
A man waiting for a kiss?
[04:29] ---
How creepy!
[04:30] ---
No, I was just... I thought...
[04:33] ---
I thought she was going to force
a kiss on me again!
[04:36] ---
That kiss is carved
deep inside Shirogane's mind.
[04:41] ---
Hey... I know it was kind of...
[04:44] ---
But you didn't have to hit me!
[04:46] ---
I apologize.
[04:47] ---
But it's the Shinomiya way
to discipline the indecisive by hitting them.
[04:50] ---
Anyway...
[04:52] ---
I don't see myself
wanting to date such a spineless man.
[04:56] ---
We're done for today. Good night.
[04:59] ---
Huh?
[05:00] ---
Oh my.
[05:02] ---
I was planning to call
for someone to pick me up...
[05:05] ---
but apparently,
smartphone batteries drain quickly.
[05:08] ---
Therefore, I shall walk home.
[05:10] ---
Huh? Are you sure you should be
walking home alone at this hour?
[05:14] ---
Then, what do you propose?
[05:21] ---
What's gotten into Shinomiya?
[05:24] ---
I thought things were pretty great
until yesterday,
[05:27] ---
but now she's saying
she doesn't want to date me.
[05:30] ---
And here she is, walking home with me.
[05:33] ---
And that cold look on her face... Like ice.
[05:36] ---
It's like she's reverted to being the Shinomiya
who rejected everyone around her!
[05:42] ---
Something happened! I just know it!
[05:45] ---
Did her father give her a hard time
about studying abroad?
[05:47] ---
Or maybe he's against her dating!
[05:50] ---
Don't tell me she's going to announce
that she has a fiancé!
[05:53] ---
Is that why she took this long
to tell me that she couldn't date me?
[05:56] ---
Figure it out, Miyuki!
[05:58] ---
Shinomiya's got to be sending
some kind of sign!
[06:01] ---
You men are certainly lucky.
[06:04] ---
Even if you walk around with your hands
in your pockets like that, no one reprimands you.
[06:12] ---
My fingertips feel frozen.
[06:14] ---
Shinomiya's sighing because
she's thinking about male privilege.
[06:19] ---
In the Shinomiya household,
where they treat people like objects,
[06:21] ---
one example of male privilege would be...
[06:23] ---
Could it be a fiancé after all?
[06:25] ---
Shirogane is quite agitated.
[06:28] ---
FLAP
FLAP
[06:28] ---
Shinomiya, what is it
that you want me to do?
[06:31] ---
Just tell me what you're feeling!
[06:33] ---
Really, it's so bitterly cold!
[06:35] ---
It feels like my heart
is about to get frozen, as well!
[06:39] ---
One of us seems to have
warm hands! How lucky!
[06:44] ---
Does that mean she wants me to rescue her
from the cold with my hands?
[06:48] ---
This is Shinomiya's cry for help!
[06:50] ---
I...
[06:51] ---
FLAP
FLAP
[06:52] ---
I have to do something about this!
[07:01] ---
President...
[07:04] ---
I see that you're not even capable
of escorting a girl home the proper way.
[07:08] ---
How cute.
[07:28] ---
So spineless.
[07:37] ---
L-O-L... I say.
[07:41] ---
MEGA LOL
[07:42] ---
DECEMBER 22
[07:51] ---
You don't have to put my hair up today.
[07:54] ---
Oh my.
[07:55] ---
But is there still some of that perfume
my sister-in-law gave me?
[07:59] ---
Oh my, oh my.
[08:01] ---
84 sheep...
[08:04] ---
85 sheep...
[08:07] ---
86 sheep...
[08:10] ---
87 sheep...
[08:14] ---
88 sheep...
[08:18] ---
Sheep...
[08:20] ---
Sheep...
[08:22] ---
One coffin...
[08:24] ---
Coffin?
[08:25] ---
Two coffins...
[08:26] ---
Hey, what do you think
you're counting, President?
[08:27] ---
Three coffins...
[08:29] ---
What do you mean?
[08:31] ---
I'm counting sheep.
[08:33] ---
I didn't get any sleep last night.
[08:34] ---
No, you started counting coffins
midway through!
[08:37] ---
Please don't count anything that suggests
you won't wake up once you fall asleep!
[08:42] ---
Morning, two days before Christmas Eve.
[08:45] ---
There are now cracks in Shirogane's heart.
[08:48] ---
And no wonder.
[08:49] ---
Just when he thought he'd finally
get to start dating Kaguya,
[08:52] ---
thanks to the culture festival
and all its promise,
[08:55] ---
Kaguya suddenly... uttered the words,
"I cannot date such a spineless man!"
[08:58] ---
And as if that weren't enough...
[09:01] ---
How cute.
[09:02] ---
Trauma words!
[09:05] ---
You can't blame him
for suffering a mental collapse.
[09:05] ---
Maybe I'll go look at the penguins
in the aquarium.
[09:09] ---
Hello!
[09:12] ---
Hey...
[09:13] ---
You're wearing your hair straight, Shinomiya.
[09:15] ---
You haven't done that
since you put makeup on me.
[09:18] ---
Yes, I remember that day.
[09:21] ---
I have my makeup kit with me today,
so would you care to do it again?
[09:24] ---
Uh, no, I think I'll pass.
[09:27] ---
Well, what a pity.
[09:28] ---
Huh?
[09:30] ---
She's in a good mood today.
[09:32] ---
Morning, Shinomiya!
[09:35] ---
Huh?
[09:37] ---
Snub.
[09:38] ---
Why's she ignoring me?
[09:39] ---
About the Christmas party I'm throwing...
[09:42] ---
Yes?
[09:43] ---
First, a toast! Of course
it'll be with non-alcoholic drinks!
[09:44] ---
Listen, didn't you think
Shinomiya was acting weird today?
[09:46] ---
Yes, of course.
[09:48] ---
And we'll save the gift-exchanging until last!
[09:48] ---
No. She was the same as usual with me.
[09:50] ---
Sounds good to me.
[09:52] ---
And I thought we could all have hot pot
before we all get into a Christmas-y mood!
[09:56] ---
Sounds good to me.
[09:58] ---
And she's acting
like her usual self with Fujiwara.
[10:02] ---
If we're talking weird,
she was way weirder yesterday.
[10:05] ---
Yeah, that was a sight to see, too.
[10:06] ---
Pwesident! Pwesident! Pwesident!
[10:10] ---
I really need to talk to her again, properly.
[10:25] ---
Vice President Shinomiya...
[10:27] ---
You're wearing perfume, aren't you?
That's against the rules.
[10:30] ---
Oh my. It's only the slightest of dabs.
Your sense of smell is astounding.
[10:36] ---
No. Take this as a gift from me, Iino.
[10:39] ---
What?
[10:40] ---
Don't you ever use perfume?
[10:42] ---
Of course not. I never...
[10:45] ---
Oh? But Christmas
is just around the corner.
[10:48] ---
This is as good a time as any
for you to learn, is it not?
[10:51] ---
Your body, Iino...
[10:55] ---
smells so sweet.
[11:00] ---
Perfume is fragrant
because it blends with your body scent.
[11:04] ---
The nape of your neck is warm, so applying it
there will really bring out the aroma.
[11:08] ---
As long as you apply it 30 minutes
before seeing the person you wish to conquer...
[11:12] ---
your body temperature
will have done its job by then,
[11:15] ---
and you'll be able to draw
that gentleman toward you.
[11:17] ---
And now you're just as guilty.
[11:23] ---
But...
[11:25] ---
doesn't this smell like something
a middle-aged woman would wear?
[11:28] ---
Like someone who's really pushy.
I don't think it's for high school girls.
[11:33] ---
Wrong! As I explained earlier, a perfume's scent
changes with the passage of time.
[11:38] ---
Yes, it's an acquired taste initially,
but after 30 minutes—
[11:41] ---
Shinomiya...
[11:42] ---
Even right now,
it doesn't smell at all like—
[11:43] ---
Do you have a minute?
[11:45] ---
It smells just like my middle-aged aunts.
[11:50] ---
Shinomiya?
[11:56] ---
Why are you running away, Shinomiya?
[12:05] ---
Kaguya?
[12:07] ---
Shinomiya...
[12:15] ---
Why?
[12:17] ---
What did I do?
[12:18] ---
What did I ever do to you, Shinomiya?
[12:24] ---
You can't get away from me now!
[12:27] ---
Why did you run, Shinomiya?
[12:29] ---
Don't come near me! Please!
[12:31] ---
I'm telling you...
[12:33] ---
Don't come any closer to me!
[12:36] ---
She hates me that much?
[12:38] ---
Tell me...
[12:41] ---
why.
[12:42] ---
The answer is simple.
[12:44] ---
Because it hasn't been 30 minutes yet
since Kaguya applied the perfume!
[12:49] ---
With the passage of time,
perfume changes as follows.
[12:51] ---
TOP NOTE
[12:52] ---
The perfume Kaguya has on
is renowned for its middle note!
[12:54] ---
MIDDLE NOTE
[12:56] ---
Immediately after applying it,
it smells somewhat old-lady-ish.
[12:58] ---
OLD LADY RELATIVE
[12:59] ---
But...
[13:01] ---
at this very moment, it hits her!
[13:03] ---
Thanks to that dramatic chase, her body temp
has surged. And she's sweating profusely!
[13:08] ---
The middle note emerges
when the aroma evaporates,
[13:10] ---
blending with the wearer's own scent
in the most optimal way. Also known as...
[13:14] ---
"the heart note," which has now arrived!
[13:18] ---
Fine. From now on,
I'll keep my distance, Shinomiya.
[13:22] ---
Come back here.
[13:23] ---
What?
[13:24] ---
- Where do you think you're going?
- Huh?
[13:26] ---
But you just told me to get lost!
[13:29] ---
You can stay now.
[13:30] ---
Actually, you have to stay or else.
[13:32] ---
I have no clue about the female mind!
[13:36] ---
Hey, Shinomiya... Don't you think
you were acting strange yesterday?
[13:40] ---
I was the same as always.
The one thing that comes to mind...
[13:43] ---
is that perhaps I was suppressing
the absurd side of me that got a bit carried away.
[13:48] ---
Carried away?
[13:52] ---
Though I did make an outrageous
promise to study abroad,
[13:56] ---
once I regained my composure
and gave it some serious thought,
[13:59] ---
I realized that it was a decision
so horrific, it left me shaking.
[14:06] ---
Then, was that kiss also something you did
because you were carried away?
[14:10] ---
I suppose you could say that.
[14:14] ---
You seem to be taking
that kiss extremely seriously,
[14:18] ---
but for me, that's all
a kiss really amounts to.
[14:23] ---
On that note, would you like
to do it right now?
[14:29] ---
Kiss me?
[14:31] ---
Huh?
[14:36] ---
I could never do that!
[14:38] ---
A kiss isn't something
you do so casually!
[14:41] ---
If you're not feeling it,
there's just no point—
[14:45] ---
Ow! Why'd you kick me?
[14:47] ---
Pardon me.
[14:48] ---
It's the Shinomiya way to kick anyone
who'd hold a kiss more sacred than they should.
[14:53] ---
What the heck are you
so mad about? Just tell me!
[14:56] ---
Well...
[15:00] ---
You've been blowing me off,
you look more gloomy than usual,
[15:03] ---
you're letting your hair down,
you resort to violence!
[15:06] ---
And you smell so nice
like perfume, which you never use!
[15:08] ---
I'm worried about you, okay?
[15:12] ---
Did you say I smell nice?
[15:14] ---
Yeah, I did! You smell amazing!
[15:16] ---
And this has to be a first, right?
[15:21] ---
If only you'd noticed
like you did just now...
[15:24] ---
then I'd always be in a good mood.
[15:28] ---
I know this is a real stretch...
[15:32] ---
but last night, when you were going on and on
about how cold you were...
[15:36] ---
you weren't hinting that you wanted
to hold hands, were you?
[15:42] ---
And it's because I didn't hold your hand...
[15:45] ---
that you're mad.
[15:48] ---
Of...
[15:51] ---
- Of course that's not what this is about!
- Shinomiya!
[15:55] ---
Yeah, of course not.
[15:58] ---
Now you realize?
[16:00] ---
SENSE OF SMELL:
AS ACUTE
AS THAT
OF A SMALL DOG
[16:07] ---
You want to consult me about love?
[16:09] ---
Yes. As someone with a boyfriend,
[16:11] ---
I thought that I could benefit
from hearing your opinions.
[16:15] ---
Well, of course I don't mind.
[16:20] ---
You're letting your hair down today, I see.
[16:25] ---
It reminds me of when we were first-years.
[16:30] ---
Back then, you...
[16:32] ---
were known as "Kaguya the Ice Princess."
[16:35] ---
So unapproachable... Everybody's idol...
[16:38] ---
Mine included...
[16:41] ---
Back then, she was attractive
in the same way as Maki during her tense moments.
[16:48] ---
So, Kaguya—
[16:49] ---
I've been wondering about this
for quite a while.
[16:53] ---
You frequently change the way
you address me, do you not?
[16:56] ---
MISS
KAGUYA
[16:57] ---
SHINOMIYA
[16:58] ---
KAGUYA
[16:59] ---
You're the only one at this school
who's so informal with me.
[17:03] ---
In fact, you address me
as if we've always been close.
[17:08] ---
My apologies! That was
overly familiar of me, wasn't it?
[17:11] ---
No, I don't mind.
[17:12] ---
I'm sorry! I won't address you
so informally again, Miss Kaguya!
[17:17] ---
I really don't mind.
[17:24] ---
Are you serious, Miyuki?
[17:26] ---
You want my advice about love?
[17:29] ---
Yeah.
[17:30] ---
I'd really like to learn
more about how girls feel.
[17:33] ---
I see. So as long as she's a woman,
anyone will do.
[17:36] ---
Don't put it that way!
[17:38] ---
Well, if that's what you're after,
leave it to me.
[17:41] ---
After all, I'm a master of romance.
[17:43] ---
Huh?
[17:45] ---
I'm kidding.
[17:46] ---
You're kidding?
[17:49] ---
Never once have I experienced
a successful romance.
[17:53] ---
Look how blue the sky is.
[17:55] ---
Damn, I asked the wrong person.
[17:58] ---
So?
[17:59] ---
So...
[18:01] ---
what is it that you wanted to ask me?
[18:03] ---
President has absolutely no clue
about my feelings for him.
[18:07] ---
President has absolutely no clue
about my feelings for him.
[18:11] ---
President has no clue about my feelings...
[18:13] ---
President has no clue about my feelings...
[18:15] ---
President has no clue—
[18:18] ---
Are we talking about you and Shirogane?
[18:21] ---
Yes, that's what I'm telling you.
[18:23] ---
But normally, you'd start by saying,
"I have this friend who..."
[18:28] ---
You're already well aware, aren't you?
[18:30] ---
Meaning that any such pretexts
would be a waste of time.
[18:33] ---
Realizing how ineffective it is
to use the friend ploy! So impressive!
[18:37] ---
Miss Kaguya,
you're 100 times smarter than usual!
[18:42] ---
Well, this is about a friend of mine, okay?
[18:45] ---
The woman actually said this.
That she'd kiss anyone if she was in the mood.
[18:49] ---
And then she asked,
"Would you like to do it now?"
[18:52] ---
I mean, who says that?
[18:56] ---
Actually, that sounds so sweet!
[18:58] ---
I know exactly how that girl feels!
[19:02] ---
So, she'd kiss anyone
as long as she was in the mood?
[19:05] ---
Obviously, she's trying to hide her true feelings
behind those assertive words.
[19:09] ---
True feelings?
[19:10] ---
What she's really saying is,
"You're the only one I'd ever be in the mood to kiss."
[19:14] ---
If you wanna dig even deeper,
what she's really trying to say is...
[19:17] ---
I want President to kiss me.
[19:21] ---
What am I supposed to do?
[19:23] ---
I tried every which way
to make President kiss me,
[19:25] ---
but so far, nothing's worked,
and I'm at the end of my tether.
[19:29] ---
You want President... to kiss you?
[19:31] ---
Yes.
[19:32] ---
Kiss you, Miss Kaguya?
[19:34] ---
That's exactly what I just said.
[19:36] ---
But why?
[19:37] ---
For someone who already knows,
[19:39] ---
that's quite a mean thing to ask.
[19:43] ---
Because I'm in love with President.
[19:46] ---
What other reason could there be?
[19:49] ---
Ka...
[19:50] ---
Kaguya!
[19:50] ---
FLUTTER
[19:52] ---
Why are you back to addressing me
informally now?
[19:54] ---
But... I can't believe
you owned up to it just like that!
[19:57] ---
I've already acknowledged
my romantic feelings for him.
[20:01] ---
Romantic feelings?
[20:02] ---
If I'm in love with him,
isn't it only natural to want him to kiss me?
[20:05] ---
I want him to hold me close
with those arms,
[20:07] ---
and if he wants to go even further,
I'd probably say yes—
[20:10] ---
I got it! I got it, okay?
[20:15] ---
At any rate, if you want him to kiss you,
[20:17] ---
then all you have to do is be honest with him
about your feelings, right?
[20:21] ---
That, I cannot do.
[20:22] ---
Why not?
[20:25] ---
Whenever I'm in his presence...
[20:28] ---
for some reason,
I can't help being perverse.
[20:31] ---
I totally get it!
[20:32] ---
That's just it! Being with the person you love
makes you act all hostile and aloof!
[20:37] ---
Actually, does "hostile and aloof"
really explain that behavior?
[20:41] ---
I've been making all kinds of efforts!
[20:44] ---
Like repeating over and over how cold I was,
to get him to hold my hand!
[20:47] ---
I mean, she's walking right next to me,
venting all the while!
[20:50] ---
And today I even put on some perfume!
[20:52] ---
Then she ran off like her life depended on it!
[20:54] ---
The truth is, I'm too embarrassed
to even talk to him!
[20:56] ---
When I said hello, she ignored me!
[20:58] ---
Have some empathy!
[21:00] ---
I'm asking you myself! Please try to have
some empathy for how she feels!
[21:03] ---
She's almost at the breaking point herself!
[21:05] ---
So please, try to be understanding!
[21:08] ---
You know, this person
is the exact same type as me.
[21:12] ---
I'm feeling so much sympathy for her,
it's downright scary.
[21:15] ---
If you told me we were related,
I'd believe—
[21:19] ---
Wait.
[21:21] ---
Is this about you and Auntie Kaguya?
[21:26] ---
I've had a feeling about you two for ages!
[21:28] ---
How far have you gotten?
[21:30] ---
What? No, actually...
[21:32] ---
We shared a grown-up kiss
at the culture festival.
[21:34] ---
- Whaaaaat?
- Whaaaaat?
[21:36] ---
I thought we were friends,
but you've beaten me to the punch!
[21:38] ---
I wish I hadn't found out!
[21:41] ---
A grown-up kiss!
[21:43] ---
About 40 seconds.
[21:45] ---
And now, the dots have been connected.
[21:47] ---
But... that kiss was a mistake.
[21:50] ---
Are you sure about that?
[21:52] ---
What was your first kiss like,
Miss Kashiwagi?
[21:55] ---
Huh? You're making this about me?
[21:58] ---
ONE SUMMER DAY...
[21:58] ---
We were on our way home after a date.
[22:01] ---
And while we were waiting
for the light to change...
[22:05] ---
out of nowhere, he...
[22:09] ---
I wish I'd never found out!
[22:11] ---
That's quite lovely.
[22:12] ---
But it was all of a sudden
in front of a mini-mart!
[22:15] ---
There's nothing romantic about that.
[22:17] ---
That's fine.
[22:20] ---
I'd rather have an ordinary kiss
just like everyone else in this world.
[22:27] ---
All I want...
[22:30] ---
is an ordinary romance.
[22:40] ---
I wonder...
[22:43] ---
what Shinomiya...
[22:45] ---
thinks of me.
[23:10] ---
Ice Kaguya is one of Kaguya Shinomiya's
many diverse sides.
[23:16] ---
She is...
[23:17] ---
the manifestation of the wariness
everyone has toward one another.
[23:21] ---
At the same time, she is also
the cowardly heart of one who's in love.
[23:27] ---
But I love you.
[23:39] ---
Today's battle result...
[23:41] ---
Kaguya Shinomiya...
[23:44] ---
loses.
[23:46] ---
Miyuki's betrayed me!
[23:48] ---
You're the only one for me, Yu!
[23:50] ---
An unhinged person just threw herself into my
arms saying the weirdest things at the worst time!
[23:56] ---
HOW THEY LOOKED WAY BACK WHEN...
M3 - Kaguya Wants to Eat It (Ice)
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[01:29] ---
DECEMBER 23
[01:35] ---
Wow! You're looking even paler than usual!
[01:39] ---
Well, I haven't been able to sleep lately.
[01:44] ---
It's gotten so bad that I even made
my own lunch for a change.
[01:47] ---
TWITCH
[01:50] ---
For Kaguya, it is just the second time in her life
that she has laid eyes on this bento.
[01:56] ---
Rolled omelets! Boiled vegetables!
Grilled fish! Pickled plums!
[01:59] ---
And once again,
[02:01] ---
octopus-shaped sausages!
[02:02] ---
LONG TIME NO SEE
[02:04] ---
There was a time when,
unable to admit her longing to taste it...
[02:06] ---
Kaguya was left with only her frustration.
[02:08] ---
RUMBLE
RUMBLE
[02:08] ---
But that was then, this is now!
[02:10] ---
Now that she's coolheaded,
[02:13] ---
she can take the appropriate action
to further her goals!
[02:20] ---
Oh my, how hungry I am!
[02:23] ---
My chef's visiting his hometown today.
It completely slipped my mind.
[02:27] ---
Oh, dear, I feel as if my stomach
and my back are about to stick together!
[02:30] ---
What's up with Shinomiya?
[02:32] ---
Could it be that...
[02:34] ---
she wants me to give her
a bite of my lunch?
[02:37] ---
Hey, even when she's being standoffish,
she has her cute moments!
[02:41] ---
If that's the case, then why not?
[02:43] ---
Oh!
[02:44] ---
I would love some rolled omelet now!
[02:46] ---
Rolled omelet, huh?
[02:47] ---
Sh-Shinomiya?
[02:49] ---
What, you're hungry, Kaguya?
[02:52] ---
Well, these things happen!
[02:53] ---
I'd be happy to share my bento with you!
[02:57] ---
There's lots of sugar
in these rolled omelets...
[02:59] ---
so they're sweet and yummy!
[03:02] ---
There you go!
[03:03] ---
I'll pass.
[03:05] ---
As I have been steering clear of sweets.
[03:08] ---
What?
[03:09] ---
But sweetness is justice!
[03:11] ---
I believe you call yourself
"the low-carb girl," correct?
[03:15] ---
You should try to increase
your vegetable consumption.
[03:18] ---
But there's vermicelli salad, too.
[03:21] ---
Are you aware just how much sugar
vermicelli contains?
[03:24] ---
Not to mention, these are all
root vegetables high in sugar content.
[03:28] ---
Being a carnivore
doesn't make you a low-carb girl.
[03:32] ---
If you consume copious amounts of meat
and sugar, you're nothing but a glutton—
[03:35] ---
SHRIEK
[03:36] ---
Kaguya, you sound just like Ishigami!
[03:39] ---
I just have to run off
all that sugar, right?
[03:43] ---
Close call!
[03:44] ---
So, Shinomiya's laying off sweets?
[03:45] ---
LOTS OF SUGAR
[03:48] ---
Then what's the right answer?
[03:48] ---
I'm so ravenous!
[03:51] ---
Um... Shinomiya?
[03:55] ---
Would you like to have half of my bento?
[04:00] ---
Please don't get me wrong!
[04:02] ---
It's not like hearing that conversation
made me feel self-conscious about eating.
[04:06] ---
Despite the fact that I can still hear
your stomach growling?
[04:10] ---
Thank you, but no thank you.
[04:12] ---
Amount-wise, it's a bit...
[04:14] ---
Meaning that since I always eat
twice this much...
[04:16] ---
I'm headed toward obesity?
[04:19] ---
You're inhuman, Shinomiya!
[04:23] ---
I see.
[04:24] ---
Shinomiya has a tiny stomach.
It's not like she can eat a whole spread!
[04:29] ---
I'm going to go check on those two.
[04:34] ---
I have no clue
what's going through Shinomiya's mind.
[04:37] ---
Dammit, would you man up, Miyuki?
[04:40] ---
If I'm myself, I'll never get anywhere!
[04:43] ---
Man up more!
[04:45] ---
More!
[04:47] ---
Pour it on!
[04:50] ---
Shinomiya!
[04:53] ---
You're hungry, right? Eat this!
[05:06] ---
Sh-Shinomiya?
[05:12] ---
Forgive me.
[05:13] ---
I couldn't stop myself.
[05:15] ---
Right.
[05:21] ---
You have some ketchup
on your mouth, too.
[05:24] ---
Do I?
[05:26] ---
Would you be so kind
as to clean it off?
[05:29] ---
Sure.
[05:32] ---
Shinomiya, your hand—
[05:36] ---
Shinomiya?
[05:41] ---
Hurry.
[05:42] ---
Clean it off.
[05:47] ---
Hurry.
[05:51] ---
Man up!
[05:56] ---
Man up, Miyuki!
[06:07] ---
I...
[06:08] ---
have such an awful personality.
[06:14] ---
I'd forgotten about it for so long.
[06:19] ---
The fact that if I'm myself...
[06:22] ---
I end up hurting those around me.
[06:44] ---
Listen... Switch places with me.
[06:49] ---
Weren't you going to make
Pwesident kiss you?
[06:53] ---
I've had enough.
[06:54] ---
I'll step back now.
[06:57] ---
You see...
[06:59] ---
people never like people like me.
[07:04] ---
That's how it's always been, remember?
[07:09] ---
If you're a member of the Shinomiya Family,
you must never rely on others.
[07:13] ---
Other people are to be used and manipulated,
and, if necessary, dumped overboard.
[07:18] ---
You must never let
your anger and grief show on your face.
[07:21] ---
Crying is out of the question.
[07:25] ---
Do you remember Toshiko?
[07:27] ---
When we decided to give our teacher
in the hospital 1000 folded cranes,
[07:30] ---
and we were all folding them...
[07:33] ---
Toshiko was such a slow folder,
I went and told her to take it more seriously.
[07:40] ---
And then she burst into tears.
[07:43] ---
I said something similar
to Kaoru in sixth grade, as well.
[07:47] ---
At home, we get lashed on the back of the hands
for not taking it more seriously, don't we?
[07:52] ---
So, though it was only
out of pure goodwill that I said that...
[07:52] ---
TAKE IT MORE SERIOUSLY
[07:56] ---
I'm taking it seriously as much as I can!
[07:58] ---
You just don't know what it's like
to not be able to do something!
[08:03] ---
I don't understand how that feels,
so what am I supposed to do?
[08:06] ---
If you come from a good family,
you don't have to do anything to draw others to you.
[08:11] ---
But...
[08:12] ---
WHY CAN'T YOU EVEN DO
A SIMPLE THING
LIKE THIS?
[08:12] ---
in my case, they'd all desert me in tears.
[08:15] ---
You're just special, that's all!
[08:17] ---
Time after time, looking down on me!
[08:19] ---
I'm only friends with you
because my mother told me to!
[08:23] ---
But I can't take being with you anymore!
[08:28] ---
It's not as if I wanted to be born
with this personality.
[08:33] ---
I decided to distance myself from others.
[08:35] ---
I thought...
[08:37] ---
that by doing so,
I could avoid hurting anyone.
[08:42] ---
But the more I tried to keep people
at arm's length, the more hurtful I sounded,
[08:47] ---
and I ended up hurting scores of people.
[08:51] ---
But at last, I managed to find peace.
[08:54] ---
Though it was lonely being all by myself,
I far preferred the sense of relief it brought me.
[09:00] ---
If it meant not hurting anyone...
[09:03] ---
it was far better...
[09:05] ---
to be alone.
[09:10] ---
And yet...
[09:21] ---
For the first time in my life,
I fell in love with someone.
[09:26] ---
I, who had grown accustomed
to hurting and rejecting others...
[09:32] ---
now wished to grow closer to someone.
[09:37] ---
Every time I hurt this person,
[09:40] ---
it pains my heart.
[09:43] ---
Are you crying?
[09:46] ---
No, I'm not.
[09:49] ---
You're stupid, you know.
[09:51] ---
Now you're even trying to deceive yourself.
[09:56] ---
Haven't I been through enough?
[09:59] ---
Switch with me!
[10:00] ---
You can be kind to him, can't you?
[10:03] ---
- I won't.
- But why not?
[10:05] ---
President said so himself!
[10:07] ---
That he hates people
who hurt others and are unkind!
[10:10] ---
And I'm selfish and antagonistic!
[10:12] ---
I fear other people! I'm a coward!
[10:14] ---
I'm always hurting people,
and I don't have a shred of kindness!
[10:18] ---
I have to hide those parts of me!
[10:20] ---
The ugly person that I am!
[10:23] ---
That no one can ever like!
[10:26] ---
I just can't be sweet!
[10:35] ---
I get it. I'm you after all.
[10:39] ---
But you can't leave now.
[10:42] ---
You still haven't fulfilled your wish.
[10:44] ---
To make Pwesident kiss you!
[10:47] ---
I told you, I don't care anymore!
[10:50] ---
That's what we all wish for, too.
[10:53] ---
If that high-maintenance,
unpleasant half of Kaguya Shinomiya...
[11:00] ---
...were to receive a kiss from Pwesident...
[11:06] ---
- ...I'm sure we'd die of happiness!
- ...I'm sure we'd die of happiness!
[11:28] ---
President...
[11:30] ---
is with the doctor!
[11:31] ---
I've been told what happened.
[11:34] ---
Let me examine him.
[11:42] ---
The quack is here!
[11:44] ---
That was some run!
[11:46] ---
SLUUURP
[11:46] ---
I have to hydrate myself!
[11:46] ---
A TAPIOCA
MILK TEA
HAS THE
SAME AMOUNT
OF CALORIES
AS A BOWL
OF RAMEN
[11:52] ---
President...
[11:54] ---
What shall I do if he's seriously ill?
[12:00] ---
At this time...
[12:02] ---
all we can do is pray that he'll be all right.
[12:05] ---
Let's see. I know what this is.
Just as I suspected.
[12:10] ---
You're lovesick.
[12:13] ---
Is there a disease by that name?
[12:16] ---
Sleep deprivation
due to pining for one's love...
[12:19] ---
Blacking out when pressed for a kiss...
[12:21] ---
In a nutshell, that's what this points to.
[12:24] ---
Like I said, you're lovesick.
[12:27] ---
Huh? Just shoot me.
[12:29] ---
You know, butterflies. Pining.
[12:31] ---
Doctor, people have gone back
to saying "I have a crush" nowadays.
[12:36] ---
Just shoot me.
[12:37] ---
Don't worry. This isn't the first case
I've ever seen, so I know what I'm doing.
[12:43] ---
That being said,
[12:44] ---
it's still worrisome that you collapsed.
Can you try to be a little more easygoing?
[12:49] ---
You're still only 17 or so, right?
[12:52] ---
When I was your age, I messed around with girls
like there was no tomorrow, super casual about it.
[12:58] ---
And you fathered a child at 17, didn't you?
[13:01] ---
Why the reveal?
[13:03] ---
And then my own son had
a shotgun wedding himself at 17.
[13:07] ---
I guess it's in our blood.
[13:09] ---
My grandson'll be 17 this year, too,
so I'm trembling with fear.
[13:11] ---
CAN'T WAIT
FOR CHRISTMAS,
HUH?
[13:12] ---
YEAH, IT'S SO SWEET!
[13:14] ---
Why are we talking about this?
[13:17] ---
At any rate, you're putting
a little too much pressure on yourself.
[13:19] ---
If something's eating at you,
feel free to spill your guts to us.
[13:23] ---
Nothing's eating at me.
[13:26] ---
It can be soothing
just to talk about it to someone.
[13:29] ---
I said there's nothing!
[13:35] ---
If I don't give it my all, I'm worthless.
[13:37] ---
That's why I'm always so intense.
[13:40] ---
But...
[13:40] ---
You've really been bottling this up like crazy.
[13:44] ---
I...
[13:46] ---
I took the entrance exams for kindergarten
because it was what my mother wanted.
[13:50] ---
But... I was a total failure.
[13:53] ---
And I failed all my entrance exams
for elementary school, too.
[13:58] ---
I could feel my mother losing interest in me
after I didn't get into any of those schools.
[14:04] ---
That must've been so hard.
[14:06] ---
I...
[14:07] ---
Even when my mother left us,
[14:10] ---
I was sure she'd come get me someday,
so I kept plugging away at my studies!
[14:15] ---
But you know, it's not like everyone
wants you to be smart.
[14:20] ---
Wherever I go,
no one will accept me as I am.
[14:25] ---
Hey, General Affairs Manager Shirogane...
[14:27] ---
Why the long face?
[14:29] ---
He just got the cold shoulder
from the Shinomiya girl.
[14:33] ---
He's dejected over a trivial thing
like that. Can you believe it?
[14:37] ---
Did you say "trivial"?
[14:38] ---
Well, Treasurer Ryuju is totally fearless.
[14:42] ---
Huh! In any situation, once people
look down on you, it's game over.
[14:46] ---
You're a member of the student council,
you're smart, and you're not bad-looking.
[14:50] ---
But this is what you get when you grovel!
[14:54] ---
If you would just cop
an "I'm God's gift to women" attitude,
[14:58] ---
then nobody would ever look down on you.
[15:01] ---
How can you expect to be popular with the girls
if you don't show some bravado?
[15:06] ---
Bravado, huh?
[15:08] ---
But...
[15:10] ---
it was spot on.
[15:11] ---
Shinomiya...
[15:13] ---
Compete with me on the next exams.
[15:16] ---
If, for some reason, I lose to you,
I'll do anything you want.
[15:20] ---
What's this all of a sudden?
I refuse to do such a thing.
[15:23] ---
Are you afraid of losing to me?
[15:26] ---
Excuse me?
[15:30] ---
How insolent.
[15:32] ---
State your name.
[15:34] ---
From that day onward...
[15:34] ---
NUMBER 1:
MIYUKI SHIROGANE
NUMBER 2:
KAGUYA SHINOMIYA
NUMBER 3:
MAKI SHIJO
NUMBER 4:
KAZUNE ABE
NUMBER 5:
TAIGA ARAKAWA
[15:36] ---
Shinomiya began to perceive me
as an individual.
[15:39] ---
It wasn't just Shinomiya.
[15:41] ---
The whole school became aware of me...
[15:44] ---
as Miyuki Shirogane,
the next student council president.
[15:49] ---
Until then, I'd been invisible.
[15:51] ---
But finally...
[15:53] ---
That's quite a massive social mask
you've been wearing.
[15:58] ---
It was the do-or-die me
who kissed Shinomiya.
[16:02] ---
The me...
[16:04] ---
who's always going all out,
full of bravado.
[16:07] ---
To make the person I'm in love with
fall in love with me,
[16:10] ---
I have to create a persona
who's nothing like me.
[16:14] ---
To become Shinomiya's equal,
[16:16] ---
I have to go far enough
to collapse once or twice.
[16:21] ---
I see.
[16:22] ---
Boys will be boys.
[16:24] ---
In that case, you should see it through,
until that bravado becomes your true—
[16:29] ---
But she was crying, you know.
[16:31] ---
What?
[16:32] ---
I'm thinking she might be feeling
responsible, too.
[16:35] ---
She was totally pale,
looking after you.
[16:38] ---
You should know more than anyone else
how sensitive she is.
[16:41] ---
How it worries her to see you
pushing yourself so hard.
[16:46] ---
To pick up where I left off—
[16:47] ---
I find it quite stimulating to see the moment
a boy's vulnerabilities are exposed!
[16:51] ---
At the end of the day, it's that gap!
[16:53] ---
It always gets to me when I see
a gung-ho kid in a moment of weakness!
[16:56] ---
I can't give any sound advice
with my assistant butting in.
[17:01] ---
Even so,
[17:03] ---
I'm still too scared to expose who I am.
[17:16] ---
A mask isn't something
that you can easily remove.
[17:19] ---
You're both being cowardly.
[17:22] ---
What are you going to do, Lady Kaguya?
[17:25] ---
I love seeing President giving his all.
[17:30] ---
But that's not the only thing.
[17:32] ---
I have to tell him.
[17:35] ---
It always gets to me when I see
a gung-ho kid in a moment of weakness.
[17:40] ---
Even I...
[17:41] ---
understand that much.
[17:47] ---
And now here's the sketchy
middle-aged man!
[17:52] ---
Well, not that I didn't see this
coming eventually.
[17:54] ---
Oh well...
[17:55] ---
get some rest tonight.
[18:10] ---
Good work.
See you tomorrow.
READ 4
[18:10] ---
We'll take care
of everything here,
so please
just get some rest
[18:10] ---
President!?
Are you
all right now!?
[18:12] ---
Please don't die!
TEARS TEARS TEARS
[18:16] ---
It was just sleep deprivation,
so no worries!
I'm home now!
[18:30] ---
Are you okay?
Try not to overdo it
[18:30] ---
HERTHAKA
[18:37] ---
Are you okay?
Try not to overdo it
READ
[18:37] ---
MIYUKI SHIROGANE
[18:38] ---
How can I ensure
that President won't overdo it?
[18:43] ---
President is quite stubborn,
[18:45] ---
so even if I ask him to stop,
he'll go on pushing himself.
[18:48] ---
Not only that...
[18:49] ---
but I can never be articulate when I see him.
[18:53] ---
Please, will you drop the maiden act? Huh?
[18:56] ---
MIYUKI SHIROGANE
[18:57] ---
How's Shinomiya doing?
I know I've made her worry.
[19:05] ---
Shinomiya!
[19:08] ---
How are you doing?
[19:09] ---
Sorry to make you worry.
[19:13] ---
What kind of game is this?
[19:14] ---
This is practice.
[19:16] ---
If you can't be articulate
when you see President,
[19:20] ---
then you should practice with me
playing him.
[19:23] ---
Say whatever you want,
and don't hold back.
[19:25] ---
We can simulate with accuracy
using the power of IT.
[19:29] ---
How ridiculous.
[19:32] ---
All right, then, President, do you like me?
[19:37] ---
Do you like
Lady Kaguya?
[19:39] ---
Well...
[19:40] ---
I view you as a member
of the opposite sex for sure.
[19:44] ---
What a farce this is.
[19:47] ---
Oh, never mind. Let's keep going.
[19:50] ---
The way you won't come right out
and say you like me is so Shirogane.
[19:53] ---
But I think it'd be a more faithful rendition
if you sounded pushier.
[19:57] ---
Also, perhaps you should put on
some men's clothing.
[19:59] ---
Did we have any school uniforms
in the house?
[20:01] ---
You just said it was a farce,
and now all these demands?
[20:05] ---
Lately...
[20:07] ---
she's been giving me
the cold shoulder
[20:09] ---
Hey, Shinomiya...
[20:11] ---
Why the cold shoulder lately?
[20:13] ---
Because I can't be honest
with you, that's all.
[20:17] ---
The truth is,
I want to be kinder to you. But...
[20:20] ---
The truth is, she wants to be kinder to you,
but her pride keeps getting in the way......
I think that's what it is.
Just my two cents.
[20:20] ---
Her pride keeps getting in the way.
I think that's what it is.
[20:25] ---
Hey...
[20:27] ---
This sounds like Shinomiya talking,
it's so convincing, for some reason.
[20:31] ---
Gotta give props to that maid of hers.
[20:34] ---
So, when did you first start liking me?
[20:38] ---
Um...
[20:40] ---
Ever since the spring of our first year.
[20:42] ---
Oh, please.
[20:44] ---
We hadn't even met yet then.
[20:47] ---
How much do you like me, President?
[20:50] ---
Probably way more than you think, Shinomiya!
[20:53] ---
FLOUNDER
KICK
[20:54] ---
It pleases me that it pleases you this much.
[20:57] ---
When did you start liking me?
How much do you like me?
[20:58] ---
Come on, Herthaka!
What kind of questions are these?
[21:03] ---
I've done all the listening until now.
[21:05] ---
Now you're going to answer my questions.
[21:08] ---
What I want to ask you, Shinomiya...
[21:12] ---
The you that I always see...
[21:14] ---
or who you are now...
[21:16] ---
Which is the real Shinomiya?
[21:20] ---
They're all real.
[21:22] ---
Who doesn't hide their weak spots?
[21:27] ---
I've only been doing
what everyone else does.
[21:31] ---
The day we kissed...
[21:34] ---
I was so happy, and I thought my heart
would be bursting with joy for a while,
[21:40] ---
but then I felt a sorrow
like a knife to my heart.
[21:43] ---
I wondered why, and it hit me right away.
[21:49] ---
You won't show me all there is to you.
[21:54] ---
And then...
[21:56] ---
I realized that I was the same way.
[22:02] ---
Right now,
[22:05] ---
I think I'd like to be the one to confess.
[22:07] ---
Seriously?
[22:09] ---
Yes.
[22:10] ---
It'd be too sad if we were to hide half of ourselves
and become boyfriend and girlfriend,
[22:14] ---
both knowing only one half of each other.
[22:18] ---
I...
[22:20] ---
want to show you all of me,
and having done that, I...
[22:28] ---
I want to tell you...
[22:30] ---
that I love all of you.
[22:36] ---
A relationship in which
you don't hide your soul
[22:39] ---
That's the kind of romance
[22:42] ---
Lady Kaguya is seeking
[22:46] ---
Don't hide, huh?
[22:50] ---
Shinomiya, that's what you say
when you have it all.
[22:54] ---
I'm way weaker than Shinomiya thinks.
[22:56] ---
Brother...
[22:58] ---
You haven't eaten
any of your rice porridge.
[23:00] ---
For obsequious, cowardly...
[23:01] ---
I'm not hungry. I'll have it later.
[23:03] ---
Later?
[23:03] ---
and inept me...
[23:06] ---
...to contend with someone so accomplished,
there's only one way.
[23:13] ---
HARD WORK
[23:15] ---
NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN
[23:20] ---
All I can do is devote
more time than others.
[23:24] ---
I'd never show the real me
as long as I lived.
[23:28] ---
BECOME THE KIND OF MAN
WORTHY OF STANDING
BY SHINOMIYA'S SIDE
[23:30] ---
It doesn't matter anymore
what Shinomiya thinks.
[23:33] ---
DECEMBER 23
[23:34] ---
I'm going to redeem myself at Christmas.
[23:37] ---
I'll do better...
[23:39] ---
than I did at the culture festival.
[23:41] ---
Better!
[23:45] ---
Better!
[23:49] ---
And so...
[23:50] ---
CURRENT TIME
[23:52] ---
DECEMBER 23
[23:53] ---
the night of Christmas Eve will come.
[23:57] ---
DECEMBER 24
M4 - Kaguya is Fine With It
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[01:30] ---
DECEMBER 24
[01:32] ---
Christmas Eve.
[01:35] ---
The city is awash in jingle bells
and Christmas lighting,
[01:39] ---
and those in love
slowly give in to the romantic night.
[01:55] ---
However...
[01:59] ---
PESU (DOG)
[01:59] ---
KADOMA
TREE
[01:59] ---
WARM UP
YOUR BODY
WARMTH TO
YOUR HEART
[01:59] ---
MERRY NEW YEAR
PEACE
[01:59] ---
FIRST SUNRISE
[02:01] ---
First, let me ask you.
[02:03] ---
What's this?
[02:05] ---
CHRISTMAS PINE
[02:05] ---
A Christmas pine!
[02:07] ---
And this?
[02:09] ---
A lion dance reindeer.
[02:10] ---
Who are you?
[02:14] ---
I'm Demon Santa!
[02:14] ---
ANY NICE GIRLS AROUND?
[02:16] ---
Why does your family mash up
Christmas and New Year's?
[02:21] ---
I totally hear you, President.
[02:23] ---
We felt the same way at first.
[02:26] ---
A few years ago, we left the tree out
long after Christmas ended,
[02:30] ---
and my sister turned it
into a New Year's pine!
[02:33] ---
FIRST
LIGHTS
[02:34] ---
We went on using it every year
so as not to be wasteful...
[02:36] ---
KADOMA
TREE
[02:39] ---
until we came to believe that this was
precisely what Christmas should look like.
[02:44] ---
Don't spread your own self-serving culture!
[02:46] ---
Oh, crap!
[02:47] ---
I was planning to make this
a glamorous night
[02:49] ---
and clear the air with Shinomiya
about where we stand!
[02:54] ---
I'm repulsing the wishful thinkers!
This house is clean!
[02:55] ---
What is this eccentric pagan festival?
[02:58] ---
Asking Fujiwara to take care
of the preparations was a mistake.
[03:01] ---
Oh, let it go, Miyuki.
[03:03] ---
I mean, ringing in the New Year
and chilling with everyone...
[03:07] ---
is not half bad.
[03:08] ---
What did I tell you?
Now even you're in New Year's mode, Kei!
[03:11] ---
Sleepy...
[03:12] ---
I'm quite thrilled
to spend New Year's with you all.
[03:16] ---
Well, if you're okay with it, Shinomiya.
[03:19] ---
I brought everyone some soft drinks!
[03:22] ---
All right, everybody!
[03:26] ---
Merry Christmas!
[03:30] ---
Now then, you guys...
[03:31] ---
NON-ALCOHOLIC
[03:32] ---
Cheers!
[03:33] ---
Cheers!
[03:39] ---
Cheers!
[03:41] ---
NON-ALCOHOLIC
[03:47] ---
NON-ALCOHOLIC
[04:00] ---
NON-ALCOHOLIC
[04:02] ---
HOLY
[04:15] ---
All righty!
[04:16] ---
The moment you've all been waiting for!
Gift exchange time!
[04:16] ---
TA-DA
[04:20] ---
We're going to draw lots
to decide which gifts we get!
[04:23] ---
Oh...
[04:24] ---
KEI
ME <3
KAGUYA
MOEHA
PRESIDENT
[04:24] ---
So, we'll be drawing chopsticks?
Let me see those—
[04:29] ---
If you touch these chopsticks
with your candle-wax-covered hands,
[04:33] ---
it'll corrupt the lots!
[04:36] ---
Okay, I'm gonna draw one!
[04:38] ---
Ta-da!
[04:39] ---
Hey! That's mine!
[04:39] ---
KEI
[04:41] ---
My gift is...
[04:43] ---
a picture book.
[04:43] ---
THREE CAT DETECTIVES
[04:44] ---
So cute!
[04:46] ---
MOEHA, CHIKA - NOT REALLY
[04:46] ---
Humph!
[04:46] ---
PRESIDENT - WANT
KEI - WANT
[04:51] ---
A book!
[04:53] ---
I could've run with that!
[04:54] ---
Between Kaguya's erratic behavior
and his own hospitalization...
[04:58] ---
Shirogane could only manage
some last-minute gift-shopping.
[05:00] ---
BIG
WINTER
BARGAIN
[05:03] ---
What could I give
someone as rich as Shinomiya?
[05:03] ---
YOSEGIZAIKU SECRET BOX
ONIOROSHI
[05:06] ---
After much agonizing,
what he picked out was...
[05:10] ---
a handkerchief.
[05:12] ---
A present that shoots far past the comfort zone
and couldn't be less exciting.
[05:15] ---
This is a devastating failure
on Shirogane's part!
[05:17] ---
Now it's your turn, Kei!
[05:19] ---
Come on!
[05:20] ---
Just let everyone else's gifts
be as boring as possible!
[05:23] ---
Huh? Did I just draw yours, Kaguya?
[05:26] ---
There's an aroma diffuser inside.
[05:29] ---
I've also included some essential oils.
[05:33] ---
I'll use them with care!
[05:35] ---
Please share them with your brother.
[05:37] ---
PRESIDENT (TRUE TARGET)
KEI (MORE THAN ACCEPTABLE)
[05:38] ---
Nice going, Shinomiya!
[05:40] ---
You sure come up with the best gifts!
[05:42] ---
But...
[05:43] ---
look whose are left!
The Fujiwara Sisters who decorated this house!
[05:46] ---
I just know they got presents so eye-popping
they'll blast my boring gift into oblivion!
[05:49] ---
KA-BOOM
[05:53] ---
I shall pick...
[05:53] ---
ME <3
[05:56] ---
Miss Chika...
[05:58] ---
Fujiwara's gift, right?
[06:01] ---
My present is...
[06:03] ---
homemade bath bombs!
[06:06] ---
Bath bombs?
[06:07] ---
Yes! You put them in the bathtub,
and they fizzle and smell great! It's fun!
[06:11] ---
Can't you be more blunt?
[06:13] ---
You're the type who can make people
squirm with your retorts!
[06:14] ---
Merry Christmas!
[06:16] ---
GRIPE
VASE
[06:18] ---
My last hope is...
[06:20] ---
Hey!
[06:21] ---
That means you and I
will be exchanging gifts, President!
[06:22] ---
PRESIDENT
[06:22] ---
MOEHA
[06:25] ---
What a coincidence!
[06:26] ---
- You rigged it that way, didn't you?
- President Shirogane's present is...
[06:30] ---
a handkerchief!
[06:32] ---
How simple and nice!
[06:34] ---
More like simple and... boring, huh?
[06:38] ---
Please open mine now!
[06:42] ---
I'm begging you!
[06:43] ---
Let it be something weird!
[06:50] ---
Moeha! What kind of gift
is that to give to my brother?
[06:54] ---
I'm sorry, President!
[06:55] ---
I'm the only normal person in my family!
Everyone else is an oddball!
[06:59] ---
No.
[07:01] ---
I'm so thrilled.
[07:03] ---
Whaaaaat?
[07:04] ---
Thank you, Fujiwara's little sister.
This is exactly what I've been wanting.
[07:08] ---
Moeha! You spiked my brother's drink
with something, didn't you?
[07:11] ---
If you're not sure how to use them,
ask me anytime!
[07:15] ---
What do you mean, "how to use them"?
What do you mean? Whaaaaat?
[07:36] ---
Presents...
[07:40] ---
We didn't draw each other's, did we?
[07:43] ---
I guess not.
[07:45] ---
President...
[07:48] ---
Don't let the others find out about this.
[07:53] ---
Please open it when you get home.
[07:55] ---
Th-Thanks.
[08:00] ---
Don't you...
[08:02] ---
have one for me?
[08:03] ---
Something...
[08:05] ---
for me...
[08:07] ---
I do.
[08:17] ---
No.
[08:18] ---
Sorry, I can't!
[08:19] ---
Because this is something random
that I picked up!
[08:22] ---
It's fine. I don't mind
if it was random.
[08:24] ---
I can't!
[08:26] ---
No, really, I was so slammed when I chose it!
[08:29] ---
And now I have no idea
why I'd buy anything like this!
[08:32] ---
This isn't for you!
I wanna give you something more perfect—
[08:38] ---
You really have no clue!
[08:40] ---
I'm telling you
it doesn't have to be perfect!
[08:49] ---
NEW DELHI, INDIA
I'M GOING TO ATTAIN ENLIGHTENMENT!
[08:50] ---
MAKI'S TWIN BROTHER
MIKADO SHIJO
[08:52] ---
I'm telling you
it doesn't have to be perfect!
[08:56] ---
If this present is an aspect of yourself
that you don't wish me to see,
[09:00] ---
then I'm never going to let go!
[09:02] ---
I don't know what you mean by that!
[09:07] ---
Fujiwara, you talk some sense into her!
[09:10] ---
Miss Fujiwara?
[09:18] ---
I should've known!
[09:28] ---
That present is a part of President
that he wants to hide.
[09:32] ---
He's always like this!
[09:34] ---
Trying so hard, overdoing it
to a worrying degree!
[09:37] ---
Taking so much time and care
to show me something perfect!
[09:43] ---
TOMIGAYA PARK
[09:44] ---
But I also wanna know
the you who's not like that!
[09:47] ---
I want to see you! To unmask you!
[09:50] ---
Truly, you're so stubborn!
[09:53] ---
President, you said
you purchased that for me!
[09:56] ---
So, it belongs to me now!
[09:59] ---
I said I can't give it to you!
How selfish are you anyway, Shinomiya?
[10:03] ---
I knew it.
[10:07] ---
The truth is, you hate me,
and that's why you won't show it to me!
[10:11] ---
Huh?
[10:12] ---
You might as well say it directly!
[10:14] ---
That you hate harsh women
with horrible personalities like me!
[10:17] ---
That's why you won't show it to me, right?
[10:20] ---
I showed you my true self,
because I wanted you to show me your true self!
[10:23] ---
What are you talking about?
[10:25] ---
What other reason can there be?
[10:26] ---
Doesn't everybody want the person they love
to see their true self?
[10:30] ---
The person they love?
[10:31] ---
I don't want to keep secrets
from the person I love!
[10:34] ---
BECOME THE KIND OF MAN
WORTHY OF STANDING
BY SHINOMIYA'S SIDE
[10:37] ---
To be able to share everything,
to understand each other completely!
[10:41] ---
What could be lovelier than that?
[10:44] ---
I've been trying to be more likable lately.
[10:48] ---
But scratch the surface,
and this is who I am.
[10:52] ---
I was sure that if I continued to hide
the selfish, disagreeable and aggressive me,
[10:56] ---
I could never advance to the next level!
[11:03] ---
I showed you my weak side!
Because I want us to understand each other!
[11:08] ---
That's why...
[11:10] ---
now, I want you to show me
your weak side!
[11:15] ---
I get what you're trying to say.
[11:18] ---
And I think it'd be ideal if I could do that.
[11:22] ---
But it's the opposite for me.
[11:24] ---
Don't you think it's because you love someone
that you can't show them your weak side?
[11:29] ---
Like, "What if I show my weak side,
and it disillusions her?"
[11:32] ---
or "What if she sees something in me
that's unacceptable?"
[11:36] ---
The stronger my feelings for her,
the more I can't let her see that side of me!
[11:41] ---
I understand your rationale!
[11:45] ---
But as I've shown you my true self,
please show me yours, President!
[11:48] ---
Otherwise, I will have shown you
for nothing!
[11:50] ---
You're so stubborn!
[11:53] ---
You make it sound like terms for a trade!
[11:55] ---
But it's not even a trade
in the first place!
[11:58] ---
You say that you have
a horrible personality...
[12:01] ---
but I knew that going in,
and I've never thought it was negative!
[12:07] ---
At first,
[12:08] ---
I thought you looked down on people
[12:10] ---
and that you were keeping
your distance from others.
[12:14] ---
But when it hit me that you were distancing
yourself because you didn't want to hurt anyone,
[12:21] ---
I thought, "Hey, that's sweet!"
[12:25] ---
From the get-go,
I liked that side of you,
[12:28] ---
so telling me to show my weak side because
you showed me yours doesn't make us equal.
[12:34] ---
But I can't look cool unless I try to.
[12:37] ---
So I avoid doing anything
to stir up a hornet's nest—
[12:39] ---
Oh, how you do go on and on!
[12:41] ---
Just show it to me!
[12:42] ---
Hey, come on!
[12:43] ---
I assure you, no matter what kind
of present it is, it'll be fine!
[12:47] ---
You may not think so, but I'm far more...
[13:06] ---
You're good.
[13:07] ---
Why did you give me a cup-and-ball toy?
[13:10] ---
Somewhere along the way,
I lost sight, myself!
[13:12] ---
I had to pick something out in a rush!
[13:14] ---
But it wasn't like I could just get
something cheap and be done with it!
[13:17] ---
After a lot of process of elimination,
it came down to this cup-and-ball toy.
[13:23] ---
How absurd!
[13:27] ---
Now I can see
why you wanted to run away!
[13:30] ---
This isn't romantic in the least!
[13:32] ---
Hey, you don't have to laugh so hard.
[13:34] ---
You sure are cruel.
[13:36] ---
However, look.
[13:39] ---
Do I seem at all disillusioned?
[13:50] ---
Ridiculous, isn't it?
[13:52] ---
In a park like this,
devoid of Christmas lights...
[13:55] ---
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
[13:57] ---
This is what I want.
[13:59] ---
I don't need lights or balloons.
[14:03] ---
Not that those balloons
weren't lovely and romantic...
[14:08] ---
but it doesn't have to be like that.
[14:15] ---
Because I find ordinary things like this...
[14:18] ---
to be romantic.
[14:22] ---
Ordinary, huh?
[14:28] ---
Tell me, President...
[14:30] ---
on Christmas Eve,
what would a couple...
[14:34] ---
ordinarily do at a time like this?
[14:41] ---
If you're okay with ordinary.
Something like this, I guess.
[15:02] ---
Hey, President...
[15:04] ---
Look at me.
[15:06] ---
I won't hide who I am.
[15:09] ---
Show me who you are.
[15:11] ---
And I'll accept it.
[15:14] ---
Some might laugh it off as sugarcoating
to want to show each other everything.
[15:20] ---
There must be a wiser,
more graceful way to handle this.
[15:25] ---
But in my eyes...
[15:27] ---
this is romantic.
[15:31] ---
Not to have anything to hide...
[15:34] ---
is the most romantic thing...
[15:37] ---
I can offer you.
[15:41] ---
Our second kiss was a light one,
our lips barely brushing...
[15:46] ---
and yet, somehow, my heart pounded
as hard as it did during the culture festival.
[15:52] ---
Surely every time I discover
something new about you...
[15:56] ---
it will feel like...
[15:57] ---
I'm kissing you for the first time.
[16:01] ---
THE FIRST KISS THAT NEVER ENDS
[16:17] ---
Finally...
[16:19] ---
you're holding my hand.
[16:21] ---
Though it's frozen through and cold.
[16:24] ---
I don't mind.
[16:33] ---
Shinomiya, do you...
[16:35] ---
Do you think that I shouldn't aim
so high all the time?
[16:40] ---
I must say that I don't want you
to overdo it.
[16:42] ---
But if I hadn't,
we never would've ended up like this.
[16:47] ---
It's all because I pushed myself.
[16:48] ---
You may be right about that.
[16:52] ---
But the same goes for me.
[16:54] ---
If I, too, had continued
to act coldly toward you...
[16:59] ---
I'm certain that somewhere along the line,
you would've deserted me.
[17:03] ---
You and I both aimed high,
each taking a step toward each other...
[17:08] ---
and I believe that's why
we're here now, holding hands.
[17:13] ---
Then, that means we need to aim high.
[17:16] ---
Perhaps.
[17:18] ---
Since you're stubborn, President,
[17:20] ---
I'm sure you're going to continue
to run yourself into the ground.
[17:26] ---
But...
[17:27] ---
when you feel exhausted,
why don't we take a little break together?
[17:32] ---
Just a little at a time.
[17:34] ---
From time to time,
let's drop the bravado...
[17:36] ---
and lean on each other...
[17:39] ---
and be there for each other
when one of us is about to collapse.
[17:42] ---
Our hands may be cold,
but holding them will warm them up.
[17:47] ---
Surely, isn't that what it means
to be in a relationship?
[17:52] ---
Shinomiya, you're fine
with having a guy like me?
[17:55] ---
No matter what an awful person
I might be?
[17:58] ---
Yes.
[18:14] ---
Kaguya?
[18:16] ---
Where'd you run off to?
We're gonna play a board game!
[18:19] ---
I'm sorry. I'll be right there.
[18:24] ---
How inopportune.
[18:27] ---
You said it.
[18:31] ---
We won't have a white Christmas
in Tokyo this year again.
[18:34] ---
That's perfectly fine.
[18:37] ---
That's ordinary.
[18:39] ---
Although I must say
I was taken aback by this present.
[18:42] ---
Yeah, but it happens to be
a pretty swanky one!
[18:44] ---
Yes.
[18:46] ---
I can see that this fabric is first-class.
[18:51] ---
I want to have an ordinary relationship.
[18:55] ---
I want to be an ordinary girl.
[18:58] ---
To laugh and cry whenever I want.
[19:01] ---
That's the kind of sweet person
I thought that I wished to be.
[19:05] ---
I thought it would be wonderful
to be able to be kind to others.
[19:10] ---
I want to be sweet.
[19:12] ---
Can I become sweet?
[19:20] ---
I want to become someone...
[19:23] ---
who can love herself.
[19:30] ---
What do you think?
[19:33] ---
You look cute.
[19:34] ---
BOX FOR UNNECESSARY THINGS
[19:36] ---
President said I looked cute!
[19:38] ---
He did no such thing.
He definitely said that to me.
[19:41] ---
But that's my ribbon!
[19:44] ---
SIGH...
[19:44] ---
Who cares which one it was,
you're all me anyway.
[19:48] ---
This should be evaluated
based on all past actions!
[19:50] ---
You're trying to trick us
by using those big words!
[19:52] ---
Needless to say, these are all
merely images inside her mind,
[19:53] ---
Old trash like you can shut up!
[19:54] ---
When you put on that ribbon,
you became me! Therefore—
[19:57] ---
- Objection!
- Denied!
[19:58] ---
and super-deformed is just that.
Super-deformed.
[19:59] ---
Your Honor!
[20:01] ---
That's right. This is...
[20:04] ---
the super-deformed version
of a young girl's wavering heart.
[20:09] ---
President, your winter break...
[20:11] ---
Would you please spare a day for me?
[20:13] ---
What? Sure.
[20:16] ---
Let's go on a date.
[20:18] ---
There's something that I'd like
to say to you in actual words.
[20:21] ---
DECEMBER 27
[20:25] ---
Why do people confess their feelings?
[20:28] ---
FATE
LINE
[20:28] ---
HEAD
LINE
[20:28] ---
PALM READING
[20:28] ---
LIFE
LINE
[20:28] ---
First of all,
[20:30] ---
SIDE JOB (A HOLIDAY-ONLY FORTUNE TELLER)
[20:30] ---
let me see your palms.
[20:33] ---
Ah...
[20:34] ---
I can see that you haven't had
any good romances until now.
[20:36] ---
What? You can tell
just by seeing my hand?
[20:39] ---
Also, you're rather purehearted, aren't you?
[20:41] ---
And when you get stressed, you go
on shopping sprees. That's what your palm says.
[20:46] ---
Wow!
[20:47] ---
This guy's the real deal!
[20:49] ---
So...
[20:50] ---
Yes.
[20:51] ---
Why do people confess
their feelings, was it?
[20:55] ---
Yes.
[20:56] ---
Wha...
[20:58] ---
Why did you show up for our date
in your regular clothes?
[21:00] ---
Huh? Doesn't everybody go on dates
wearing their own clothes?
[21:03] ---
But President, you should be wearing your uniform
no matter what the time or occasion!
[21:06] ---
That's why I thought
I'd coordinate with you!
[21:09] ---
Why today of all days?
[21:11] ---
Well, because...
[21:14] ---
Because today is that kind of day.
[21:19] ---
Let's go.
[21:21] ---
All right.
[21:24] ---
People start dating,
then break up without a thought.
[21:27] ---
That person just might be your soul mate.
[21:30] ---
You might go on loving that person forever,
even though he might not go on loving you.
[21:36] ---
But if you love him,
you should stay with him.
[21:38] ---
If you start hating him,
then all you have to do is leave, but...
[21:51] ---
...doesn't it get all complicated...
[21:53] ---
if you put it into words?
[21:56] ---
You do have a point there.
[21:59] ---
But it is a blessing to be able to love someone
so much that it turns your brain into mush.
[22:05] ---
You should try it once.
[22:09] ---
And it's only natural to want to be
in a relationship with the one you love.
[22:16] ---
Freaking out that you might get dumped...
[22:19] ---
Playing little games...
[22:23] ---
You'll come up with all kinds of plans
and hold out for the perfect timing...
[22:29] ---
But your heart will be pounding,
and nothing will make sense anymore.
[22:36] ---
When it starts looking like the day will end
before you can say those words...
[22:45] ---
I'm in love with you.
[22:48] ---
Please be my boyfriend.
[22:51] ---
You might find yourself blurting it out.
[22:54] ---
You fall in love, confess
and become a couple.
[22:58] ---
Anyone would agree
that's a wonderful thing.
[23:02] ---
But that notion is wrong.
[23:05] ---
Love is only blissful until it's attained.
[23:10] ---
After your feelings reach certain heights,
it's all downhill from there.
[23:15] ---
That is what true love really is.
[23:19] ---
Beyond love, there are no victors or losers.
[23:22] ---
There's no telling if that person
is your soul mate or not.
[23:25] ---
There might not even be eternal love.
[23:28] ---
Fine.
[23:31] ---
But...
[23:32] ---
true love just might exist.
[23:35] ---
One just needs to have a sharp mind.
[23:37] ---
To seek true love, you must think.
[23:41] ---
This is no easy task.
[23:43] ---
Even so, it is only those
who continue to use their minds...
[23:48] ---
who can be the first in the world
to attain true love.