Season 2 - Love is War?
- E1 - Ai Hayasaka Wants to Stave Them Off
- E2 - Kaguya Wants to Know
- E3 - Miyuki Shirogane Wants to Gaze at the Moon
- E4 - Ai Hayasaka Wants Him to Fall for Her
- E5 - Miyuki Shirogane Wants Girls to Fall for Him
- E6 - I Don't Want to Make Miko Iino Smile
- E7 - Kaguya Wants to Undress Him
- E8 - Miko Iino Wants to Control Herself
- E9 - Yu Ishigami Closes His Eyes, Part 2
- E10 - Kei Shirogane Can't Speak
- E11 - Yu Ishigami Closes His Eyes, Part 3
- E12 - The Student Council Would Like a Group Photo
E1 - Ai Hayasaka Wants to Stave Them Off
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[00:02] ---
I swear I'll make you say it.
[00:05] ---
"KAGUYA-SAMA: LOVE IS WAR"
[00:07] ---
The words, "I love you."
[00:12] ---
"AAAH!!"
[00:14] ---
"THE GENIUSES' WAR OF HEARTS AND MINDS"
[00:15] ---
"I'M AN UNWANTED CHILD!!"
[00:41] ---
"STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM"
[00:52] ---
Ai Hayasaka.
[00:53] ---
Kaguya Shinomiya's personal assistant
[00:56] ---
is a pro at handling her employer's
impossible demands.
[01:01] ---
I apologize for this, President.
[01:03] ---
It's all for Lady Kaguya.
[01:11] ---
How's the coffee, President?
[01:12] ---
"AI HAYASAKA WANTS TO STAVE THEM OFF"
[01:14] ---
Oh, it's as good as always.
[01:17] ---
Is that right?
[01:18] ---
I'm glad to hear it.
[01:33] ---
Decaffeinated coffee!
SIGN "SHIROGANE'S DAY" "Sleep" "Morning Study"
[01:35] ---
Shirogane is constantly sleep-deprived.
SIGN "Go to School" "Classes" "Student Council"
SIGN "Job" "Go Home" "Night Study"
[01:38] ---
If he doesn't have caffeine every three hours,
[01:38] ---
"CAFFEINE"
[01:40] ---
it's as if his battery runs out.
[01:41] ---
He's a major caffeine fiend.
[01:43] ---
Without the caffeine in his coffee
serving as a lifeline,
[01:47] ---
he crashes!
[01:48] ---
Goodnight, President.
[01:51] ---
Now...
[01:52] ---
...for the next step of my strategy...
[01:54] ---
Like most days,
Kaguya is plotting something, but...
[02:03] ---
What's wrong?
[02:05] ---
Hayasaka,
[02:07] ---
there's been an accident.
[02:09] ---
President is...
[02:11] ---
...on my shoulder!
[02:14] ---
Ch-Change of plans!
[02:16] ---
Listen! Until I come up with the next plan,
don't let a single soul enter this room!
[02:23] ---
As you wish.
[02:24] ---
The first topic of the first episode
of the second season is...
[02:28] ---
Ai Hayasaka's hardships.
SIGN "MISSION: Don't let a single soul into the student council room"
[02:40] ---
I left something in there!
[02:42] ---
Lady Kaguya is in a really bad mood!
[02:46] ---
She has this murderous gleam
in her eyes.
[02:50] ---
Changing people's behaviors...
[02:52] ---
To accomplish this,
you need to anticipate their actions,
[02:54] ---
"FUND-RAISING PERMISSION FORM"
[02:55] ---
read their train of thought
[02:56] ---
and choose
the appropriate intervention.
[02:56] ---
"Skill: Gal Mode"
SIGN "No one's in the student council room. It's locked. I can't finish my errands. People with free time, meet up in the library."
[03:23] ---
Here.
[03:50] ---
"NAPPING"
[03:53] ---
Has Lady Kaguya accomplished
her objective?
[03:57] ---
I wouldn't expect a kiss,
but perhaps his head lying on her lap.
[04:05] ---
Nothing has changed!
[04:07] ---
"TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT"
[04:07] ---
Today's battle result...
[04:08] ---
"KAGUYA WINS"
[04:09] ---
Kaguya wins.
[04:11] ---
This still counts!
[04:14] ---
"THAT WAS BEFORE SUMMER VACATION.
AND NOW..."
[04:17] ---
Romantic advice?
[04:19] ---
Yeah, man.
[04:20] ---
It's like you're the romantic guru around here.
Like Dr. Love or something.
[04:26] ---
"THE STUDENT COUNCIL
HAS NOT ACHIEVED NIRVANA"
[04:26] ---
That's fine, but...
[04:29] ---
"FLOP "FLIP
DUDE-BRO" WIMP"
[04:30] ---
Um... The thing is...
[04:32] ---
What the hell happened to you?
[04:33] ---
You're like a sleazy player!
[04:33] ---
"PLAYA!!"
[04:34] ---
Post-summer vacation!
[04:36] ---
They say you should take a close look at a boy
if you haven't seen him for three days,
[04:39] ---
and the change is even more obvious
after the month-long summer vacation.
[04:43] ---
Various internal changes manifest externally.
[04:44] ---
Before summer vacation,
your hair was straight and black!
[04:48] ---
What's this?
[04:49] ---
Well, that's related
to what I want to ask you about.
[04:54] ---
All right, fine!
[04:57] ---
If you're doing a consultation,
I could make myself scarce.
[04:59] ---
No, it's cool.
[05:01] ---
In fact, I want you to listen in.
[05:04] ---
So, what's the problem?
[05:06] ---
Well, it's about Nagisa again.
[05:09] ---
You know, my girlfriend.
[05:10] ---
He had to throw that in.
[05:12] ---
Aren't things going well
between you two?
[05:15] ---
Going well?
[05:17] ---
What's the yardstick for that?
[05:20] ---
It's so-so, I guess.
[05:23] ---
President, that expression doesn't say
"so-so" to me. More like "smooth sailing"!
[05:24] ---
Well, so-so, I guess
I could really say "not bad"!
[05:28] ---
Right.
[05:30] ---
I have a sneaking suspicion...
[05:32] ---
...that he's not really here
for advice but to gloat.
[05:36] ---
No, no way. I'm sure
he's about to get down to business.
[05:41] ---
How can I put it?
[05:43] ---
Summer was maybe too awesome.
[05:48] ---
It's like, the two of us are lovebirds,
[05:49] ---
"I'M TELLIN' YOU..."
[05:51] ---
but where do we go from here?
[05:54] ---
He is just here to gloat!
[05:57] ---
Ch-Chill! What do you intend to do
with that toilet paper?
[06:01] ---
So,
[06:02] ---
you're asking me
how to get to the next step?
[06:06] ---
Um...
[06:08] ---
More or less, I guess.
[06:12] ---
President, I think this guy's run out of steps.
[06:15] ---
No, get out of here.
[06:17] ---
They've only been a couple for four months.
[06:19] ---
They wouldn't have gone that far.
[06:20] ---
No, I sense the divine!
[06:22] ---
It's like he's experienced nirvana!
[06:23] ---
The ABCs of Love!
[06:25] ---
It's said that it takes high school students
three to six months of dating
[06:31] ---
before they go all the way to C.
[06:33] ---
Nagisa and her boyfriend had been going out
for more than three months.
[06:36] ---
On top of that,
they spent summer vacation together!
[06:38] ---
It was entirely possible
that they experienced nirvana.
[06:42] ---
Man, summer vacation was the best!
[06:46] ---
I'm sure you enjoyed yours,
too, right, President?
[06:48] ---
All I did was study and work every day.
[06:52] ---
Except at the end when the student council
got together to watch fireworks.
[06:57] ---
That's all?
[06:58] ---
That's all.
[06:59] ---
No dates with girls?
[07:01] ---
None.
[07:03] ---
Kinda sorry I asked.
[07:04] ---
"GRIT GRIT"
[07:05] ---
President, what do you intend to do
with that toilet paper?
[07:09] ---
Oh, there you are.
[07:11] ---
Oh, Nagisa.
[07:13] ---
You've got business
with the student council, too?
[07:15] ---
Yeah, that's right.
[07:19] ---
I want to discuss something with Kaguya.
[07:23] ---
That's kind of erotic!
[07:24] ---
I-Idiot! That's the way you want to see her!
[07:27] ---
I just want to talk to Kaguya.
[07:27] ---
Those two haven't gone that far!
You're overthinking it!
[07:30] ---
Huh? Talk to her about what?
[07:32] ---
Then, let's investigate.
[07:33] ---
That's a secret!
[07:33] ---
Investigate?
[07:34] ---
Tell me!
[07:35] ---
How?
[07:36] ---
Then it wouldn't be a secret!
[07:37] ---
Oh, come on!
[07:38] ---
We have to step out for a bit.
Please have a seat and wait.
[07:43] ---
Okay.
[07:45] ---
Look, a couple who's experienced nirvana
will act goofy when they're alone.
[07:55] ---
Watch closely.
[07:57] ---
O-Okay.
[07:58] ---
Excuse me.
[07:59] ---
Would you get out of the way?
[08:01] ---
Sh-Shinomiya!
[08:03] ---
What are you doing?
[08:05] ---
We're observing those two
to see if they've experienced nirvana.
[08:09] ---
Those two? That far?
[08:11] ---
How does she understand it?
[08:13] ---
One in three people!
[08:15] ---
What does "nirvana" mean?
[08:17] ---
I think in this situation,
it means divine deeds...
[08:24] ---
Holding hands!
[08:26] ---
What do you say to that?
[08:27] ---
I don't know.
[08:28] ---
Couples hold hands on their first date, right?
[08:31] ---
President holds hands on a first date!
[08:34] ---
Huh?
[08:36] ---
A kiss! She kissed him!
[08:39] ---
This is nirvana, right?
[08:41] ---
Not yet!
[08:42] ---
Kissing is probably like on the third date!
[08:44] ---
The third date?
[08:50] ---
He's nibbling her neck!
[08:52] ---
Wouldn't you say right now that they're
already on their way to nirvana?
[08:53] ---
Don't push!
[08:56] ---
No! Necking is like on the fourth date!
[08:58] ---
The fourth date?
[09:03] ---
Then, how many dates before nirvana?
[09:05] ---
Five dates!
[09:13] ---
Shinomiya!
[09:14] ---
Kaguya!
[09:15] ---
What happ--
[09:16] ---
Gotcha!
[09:18] ---
K-Kashiwagi!
[09:20] ---
W-We were just...
[09:22] ---
Sorry.
[09:24] ---
We were just goofing on you!
[09:26] ---
We haven't yet gotten to the point
that you all think we're at.
[09:31] ---
So, relax.
[09:33] ---
I-I didn't think you were...
[09:35] ---
Not yet...
[09:37] ---
Yes.
[09:39] ---
Of course.
[09:41] ---
I can't tell if it's true!
[09:43] ---
"TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT"
[09:43] ---
Today's battle result...
[09:45] ---
The student council loses.
[09:45] ---
"THE STUDENT COUNCIL
LOSES"
[09:48] ---
I mentioned that my type was confident
and wild guys, so he's trying to get there.
[09:53] ---
He's obedient like that.
[09:56] ---
"TABLETOP GAME CLUB"
[09:56] ---
We made a board game
at the tabletop game club!
[10:00] ---
"KAGUYA WANTS TO GET MARRIED"
[10:01] ---
An original creation?
[10:03] ---
You line up the cards,
with each one representing a square.
[10:08] ---
It sounds pretty interesting.
[10:10] ---
We call it the "Happy Life Game"!
[10:12] ---
"GOAL"
[10:12] ---
Let's play it together!
[10:14] ---
No, thanks.
[10:14] ---
Pass.
[10:16] ---
Today's battle result... N/A.
[10:19] ---
I just have a bad feeling about that game.
[10:21] ---
Nothing good could come out of a game
created by Fujiwara.
[10:24] ---
There's nothing to worry about!
It was a group effort by everyone in the club!
[10:29] ---
Oh, come on.
[10:30] ---
I'll feel bad if she went to the trouble
of making a game
[10:33] ---
and everyone refuses to play it.
[10:35] ---
I-Ishigami!
[10:39] ---
You're actually a nice guy!
[10:42] ---
I'm sorry for thinking you were a brute
who beats women with logical arguments!
[10:47] ---
That's how you thought of me?
[10:49] ---
But it's your own fault
for having such a beatable body.
[10:52] ---
All right, fine.
[10:54] ---
But just once.
[10:56] ---
Yay!
[10:59] ---
Board games!
[11:01] ---
A pastime with a history
that can be traced back to Ancient Egypt.
[11:05] ---
The game Fujiwara and her fellow members
made uses cards as squares,
[11:08] ---
but is otherwise a
traditional board game
[11:09] ---
"Shuchiin Academy Tabletop Game Club Production
Happy Life Game Instructions"
[11:11] ---
in which the player
who earns the most money wins.
[11:14] ---
Okay, I'll go first.
[11:17] ---
"LUCKY"
[11:18] ---
"MISFORTUNE"
[11:19] ---
"Misfortune"?
[11:21] ---
Flip over a card
for the square you landed on!
[11:25] ---
A Traffic Accident card!
[11:27] ---
Roll the die once more and if it's a one.
[11:30] ---
It's a one.
[11:31] ---
Then, you died, Ishigami.
[11:34] ---
What happens when I die?
[11:35] ---
It's all over.
You're out of the game in last place.
[11:39] ---
I see.
[11:40] ---
Be careful, you two.
[11:42] ---
This game is crap.
[11:44] ---
You realized too late.
[11:45] ---
You were just unlucky, Ishigami!
[11:48] ---
All right, my turn...
[11:48] ---
Please show me the rule book.
[11:50] ---
Here.
[11:55] ---
"AFTER SCHOOL EVENT"
[11:55] ---
It says "After School Event."
[11:58] ---
With this event, you choose to hang out
after school, or go home and study.
[12:03] ---
Okay, I'll study at home.
[12:05] ---
That shows your personality.
[12:07] ---
Then, I'll give you
a Nerdy Student card, President!
[12:10] ---
"NERDY STUDENT"
[12:11] ---
Are you making fun of me?
[12:13] ---
I landed on a Lucky square.
[12:16] ---
That means something lucky happens to you!
[12:18] ---
"GRIN"
[12:19] ---
You were tricked by a bad guy,
[12:21] ---
but it works out when you get
ten million yen from a lawsuit!
[12:25] ---
That's not lucky at all.
[12:27] ---
You get a Distrusts All Men card!
[12:30] ---
"DISTRUSTS ALL MEN"
[12:31] ---
I don't want it.
[12:32] ---
When you land on a square,
it's removed from the game.
[12:34] ---
That makes it easier for the players
who are behind to catch up.
[12:38] ---
That's a good idea.
[12:40] ---
Incidentally, what part of the game
were you in charge of?
[12:42] ---
I thought up all of the events!
[12:42] ---
"FINISH LINE"
[12:46] ---
I'm not surprised.
[12:47] ---
You should be remorseful, not proud.
[12:50] ---
And the game continues!
[12:53] ---
With his Nerdy Student card,
Shirogane goes on to a first-rate university.
[12:57] ---
Kaguya lands on several lucky squares,
so is currently in the lead with a lot of money.
[13:01] ---
They've made it past the Child Zone
and are in the Adult Zone.
[13:05] ---
This game is actually
more decent than I thought.
[13:09] ---
It seems the students other than Fujiwara
who worked on this actually thought it through.
[13:11] ---
"BLAH-BLAH"
[13:15] ---
"OUR TABLETOP GAME CLUB!!"
[13:16] ---
This is where the game originated!
[13:16] ---
"GIGAKO" "MAKKY-SENHAI"
SIGN "GIGAKO" "MAKKY-SENHAI" "There's also a member named Fujiwara."
[13:19] ---
"MARRIAGE"
[13:21] ---
What's this?
[13:21] ---
A Marriage square.
[13:24] ---
You marry the player
who's in the square closest to you.
[13:27] ---
Marriage?
[13:28] ---
Married players share the effects
of the squares they land on.
[13:32] ---
President is getting married?
T-To whom?
[13:36] ---
"S" "C"
[13:37] ---
I'm closest to him!
[13:44] ---
President and I got married!
[13:47] ---
President...
[13:48] ---
...got married!
[13:53] ---
I-I have to calm down!
[13:53] ---
Could you give me some room?
[13:55] ---
Th-This is only a game!
[13:55] ---
You're so bashful!
[13:58] ---
I can't confuse this with reality!
[14:00] ---
Oh, the other players have to give the newlyweds
[14:00] ---
"HAPPY GAME LIFE RULES"
[14:03] ---
50,000 yen as a wedding gift.
[14:09] ---
Not real money.
[14:14] ---
The company I founded is a success.
[14:15] ---
"ENTREPRENEURIAL SUCCESS"
[14:16] ---
I get ten million yen. Yay, I'm so lucky.
[14:19] ---
A Birth square!
[14:22] ---
We have a kid!
[14:23] ---
A kid?
[14:25] ---
I became a teen mom!
[14:25] ---
"HEH HEH"
[14:28] ---
The required gift is 100,000 yen.
[14:31] ---
Please put away your real money.
[14:35] ---
My company is listed...
[14:38] ---
...in the first section
of the stock exchange.
[14:38] ---
"FIRST SECTION LISTED"
[14:39] ---
Oh, how lucky is that!
[14:41] ---
And then, the players
move into the Old Age Zone.
[14:44] ---
We have a whole brood!
[14:45] ---
"9 KIDS"
[14:46] ---
President, you've got too much energy.
[14:49] ---
It's not my fault!
[14:51] ---
You're doing great, Kaguya!
[14:53] ---
You're the president
of a global corporation!
[14:55] ---
You're a major success!
[14:57] ---
That's right.
[14:58] ---
I haven't made any missteps.
[15:00] ---
And yet, what's this emptiness I feel?
[15:03] ---
"DECREPIT"
[15:03] ---
I'm single, even as an elderly woman.
[15:05] ---
I have plenty of money,
but I'm not happy.
[15:08] ---
What was the point of my life?
[15:11] ---
Late Divorce square!
[15:14] ---
I discover my husband cheated on me!
[15:16] ---
We get a divorce!
[15:18] ---
You're a scumbag, President.
[15:20] ---
This is only a game!
[15:22] ---
Incidentally, the husband has to pay
20 million yen per kid for child support.
[15:22] ---
"20 MILLION YEN"
[15:26] ---
"180 MILLION YEN"
[15:27] ---
You're killing me!
[15:29] ---
Oh my.
[15:32] ---
How cute.
[15:34] ---
You're that happy
when someone's suffering?
[15:38] ---
Well, my turn.
[15:39] ---
"MARRIAGE"
[15:40] ---
H-Huh?
[15:41] ---
A Marriage square?
[15:43] ---
The player closest to me is President!
[15:44] ---
"K" "S"
[15:46] ---
Then...
[15:56] ---
P-President and I are...
[15:58] ---
Shinomiya and I are...
[16:00] ---
...married?
[16:00] ---
...married?
[16:05] ---
Wait a second.
[16:06] ---
Shinomiya has a Distrusts All Men card,
[16:09] ---
so she can't get married!
[16:12] ---
What happens then?
[16:14] ---
Um, the next closest player...
[16:17] ---
You marry Fujiwara!
[16:19] ---
Wait!
[16:27] ---
"SPONGY SPONGY"
[16:27] ---
Kaguya, let's live happily ever after!
[16:31] ---
"BIRTH"
[16:32] ---
I landed on a Birth square.
[16:34] ---
We have a child!
[16:36] ---
How did that happen?
[16:39] ---
Another Birth square!
[16:41] ---
We're spry for our age!
[16:43] ---
And then...
[16:45] ---
The finish line.
[16:46] ---
Game over!
SIGN "1st place: KAGUYA, 1,375,000,000 yen 2nd place: FUJIWARA, 430,000,000 yen 3rd place: SHIROGANE, 95,000,000 yen 4th place: THE LATE ISHIGAMI, 0 yen"
[16:49] ---
So,
[16:50] ---
Kaguya is the winner
of the Happy Life Game!
[16:54] ---
I don't have
any happy memories whatsoever.
[16:56] ---
Late divorce, child support,
lawsuit payout, loss of trust...
[16:58] ---
Wasn't that fun?
[17:00] ---
Let's play again!
[17:01] ---
Never again.
[17:01] ---
No way.
[17:03] ---
Why?
[17:05] ---
I actually enjoyed it.
SIGN "LESSON: IF YOU MARRY FUJIWARA, IT WILL DRIVE YOU TO DEPRESSION."
[17:07] ---
Lesson...
[17:09] ---
If you marry Fujiwara,
it will drive you to depression.
[17:13] ---
You should really give the game a total
debugging before having people play it.
[17:16] ---
Okay.
[17:16] ---
Right now, the game relies
too much on luck,
[17:18] ---
but one workaround would be
being able to pool one roll of the die
[17:20] ---
Okay.
[17:22] ---
to increase the ability to strategize.
Also, do away with the sudden death element...
[17:23] ---
Okay.
[17:26] ---
"ABOUT 1 YEAR EARLIER"
[17:29] ---
You had a birthday recently,
didn't you, President?
[17:32] ---
Oh, was that my birthday?
[17:35] ---
Did you forget?
[17:36] ---
"KAGUYA WANTS TO CELEBRATE"
[17:37] ---
I haven't celebrated it in years.
It's no different than any other day.
[17:42] ---
Unless you're telling me
you'll celebrate it next year...
[17:45] ---
As if.
[17:47] ---
There's not a snowball's chance in hell.
[17:53] ---
Four more days until President's birthday!
[17:56] ---
After what I said last year,
it's hard to bring it up now!
[18:00] ---
Jeez!
[18:01] ---
Eiffel Tower!
[18:03] ---
It's like all I can think about
is celebrating President's birthday!
[18:07] ---
It's not like I have to do anything
for his birthday!
[18:09] ---
D-Diamond!
[18:11] ---
Birthday! A special day
that only comes around once a year.
[18:16] ---
But owing to financial circumstances,
[18:18] ---
Shirogane has no special feelings
about his birthday and won't even bring it up.
[18:22] ---
Unless someone said something,
Shirogane's birthday would pass by unnoticed.
[18:29] ---
Kaguya, are you troubled about something?
[18:32] ---
Well, I guess you could say that.
[18:37] ---
In that case...
[18:39] ---
"FIVE MINUTES LATER"
[18:42] ---
Fortune Teller Chika
will read your fortune, Kaguya!
[18:42] ---
"TA-DA"
[18:46] ---
Fortune?
[18:48] ---
Yes!
[18:49] ---
All you have to do is put your sex
and birthdate onto this site,
[18:52] ---
and it'll solve any problem you have!
[18:53] ---
"BIRTHDAY FORTUNE"
[18:56] ---
You're just relying on an app.
[18:58] ---
In the first place, what can
sex and birthdate tell you...
[18:59] ---
Here you go!
[19:01] ---
Birthdate?
[19:04] ---
This seems interesting.
[19:06] ---
Let's all do it.
[19:08] ---
Yay!
[19:09] ---
My birthday is January 1st.
[19:12] ---
I'm a New Year's baby.
[19:14] ---
Um, born on January 1st...
[19:18] ---
"You're like an Alexandrite.
[19:21] ---
Like the gem named after a king,
[19:24] ---
you have a noble character
and are full of pride.
[19:27] ---
Moreover, just as this stone has the rare trait
of appearing red or blue at times,
[19:31] ---
sometimes you are an angel
and sometimes a demon.
[19:36] ---
If you throw away your pride
and be honest about your feelings,
[19:39] ---
When she's full of pride...
[19:39] ---
happiness will come to you."
That's what it says!
[19:44] ---
...she's a demon!
[19:48] ---
Did you say something?
[19:49] ---
No!
[19:51] ---
That was totally off.
[19:53] ---
"SHIVER SHIVER"
[19:54] ---
Miss Fujiwara, I believe your birthday is on...
[19:56] ---
March 3rd, Girls' Day!
[19:59] ---
"You're like the flame of a candle.
[20:02] ---
You light up your surroundings
and your heat slowly melts ice.
[20:07] ---
That symbolizes dedication and affection.
[20:11] ---
If you continue to pour love into everything
you do, your wish will come true."
[20:16] ---
"HEH HEH"
[20:16] ---
That's what it says!
[20:17] ---
Dedication? Affection?
[20:18] ---
I don't know that person. Are they sure it's
not meant to be "greedy" and "narcissistic"?
[20:23] ---
My birthday is also March 3rd.
[20:25] ---
Why would you do that, you halfwit?
[20:27] ---
Why are you angry?
[20:28] ---
When they celebrate mine, they'll have
to celebrate for you at the same time!
[20:33] ---
Celebrating both of us together
takes away my specialness, you idiot!
[20:37] ---
Fujiwara, I'm not sensing
any dedication or affection here.
[20:38] ---
In the end, horoscopes like that
are no more than the Barnum effect,
[20:41] ---
saying words that hint at
a deeper meaning
[20:41] ---
Are you sure it's not supposed to be "greedy" and "narcissistic"?
[20:42] ---
"PERSONAL OPINION"
[20:42] ---
which the listener conveniently
interprets to solve the problem.
[20:43] ---
Raaar! Graaar!
[20:44] ---
But I'll still use it here.
[20:44] ---
Wh-What's "Raaar! Graaar"?
[20:46] ---
Raaar! Graaar!
[20:47] ---
You're next, President.
[20:49] ---
Tell me your birth--
[20:50] ---
I'm not interested.
[20:53] ---
Horoscopes are no more
than the Barnum effect,
[20:55] ---
saying words that hint at a deeper meaning
which the listener conveniently interprets.
[20:55] ---
"PERSONAL OPINION"
[20:59] ---
N-No! That's not true!
[21:02] ---
For example, feng shui incorporates
elements of architecture and statistics.
[21:06] ---
But we're talking
birthday horoscopes, right?
[21:08] ---
Your birthday is just the day
you happened to be born on.
[21:11] ---
Like there's any meaning to that?
[21:13] ---
There is! It's a special day
that only comes around once a year!
[21:17] ---
I once told you and only you
what day my birthday was, Shinomiya.
[21:22] ---
You have a good memory, but even you forgot
something so inconsequential.
[21:25] ---
I remember!
[21:26] ---
You birthday's on September 9th
which makes you a Virgo!
[21:28] ---
Your blood type is O and your
birth weight was 2,118 grams, right?
[21:32] ---
I remember it, but...
[21:33] ---
Don't be like that!
[21:35] ---
Other than personality analysis,
this can do compatibility divination!
[21:39] ---
Let's do it!
[21:41] ---
I'm not doing any of it!
[21:43] ---
Jeez!
[21:44] ---
What's with you?
[21:45] ---
When someone's trying to celebrate
your birthday out of a sense of noblesse oblige!
[21:50] ---
Even though I'm sure you have no intention
of celebrating my birthday, right?
[21:54] ---
"HMPH"
[21:55] ---
That's not true.
[21:56] ---
Shirogane eagerly watches
the daily horoscope on TV every morning.
[21:57] ---
Yes! Virgo is in first place!
[22:00] ---
And he has Kaguya's birthday
clearly marked in his date book.
[22:03] ---
To top it off, Shirogane
has already checked that site.
[22:06] ---
Both the personality analysis
and the compatibility divination...
SIGN "BAM" "Born on September 9th x Born on January 1st"
[22:11] ---
"Your compatibility is..."
"PRETTY IFFY!!"
SIGN "YOU ARE 'PURE SILVER.'" "SURPRISINGLY MELLOW, GETS DEPRESSED EASILY..."
[22:12] ---
I shouldn't have looked!
[22:15] ---
Shirogane doesn't want Shinomiya
to see the results,
[22:18] ---
so he refuses to tell her his birthday.
[22:22] ---
But...
[22:22] ---
...he couldn't explain that to her, either.
[22:26] ---
I can't tell her that.
[22:30] ---
What does that mean?
Is President trying to tell me something?
[22:35] ---
Maybe...
[22:38] ---
President only wants me to celebrate it?
[22:43] ---
Incorrect.
[22:45] ---
Is he in a bad mood because he thinks
I've forgotten his birthday?
[22:50] ---
Wrong.
[22:51] ---
Jeez!
[22:52] ---
If that's what it is,
then I have no choice.
[22:54] ---
That's not what it is.
[22:56] ---
Just the two of us celebrating his birthday
would be something a couple would do!
[23:01] ---
"WRIGGLE WRIGGLE"
[23:01] ---
Well, I guess he can be selfish once a year!
I can give in just this once!
[23:05] ---
Shinomiya, is something wrong?
[23:09] ---
Nothing at all.
[23:11] ---
An angelic smile?
[23:12] ---
Thank you for worrying about me.
[23:15] ---
If you're ever in trouble,
feel free to ask me for advice.
[23:19] ---
Repulsive!
[23:20] ---
A birthday party for Shirogane!
SIGN "TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT: KAGUYA WINS (FOR BEING IN A GOOD MOOD)"
[23:22] ---
Kaguya decided to have one
with just the two of them!
SIGN "ISHIGAMI'S FORTUNE (MARCH 3rd BIRTHDAY) 'CANARY'" "Symbol of misfortune and sacrifice. Be careful of slips of the tongue."
[23:26] ---
They're not going to check my fortune?
[23:27] ---
"I'll do it myself..."
E2 - Kaguya Wants to Know
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[01:31] ---
Window shopping!
[01:33] ---
Today we're going to stock up for fall!
[01:36] ---
Moeha, you don't actually buy things
if you're window shopping.
[01:36] ---
"KAGUYA WANTS TO KNOW"
[01:39] ---
Details, details!
[01:41] ---
The day has finally arrived!
[01:43] ---
This is my chance to befriend
President's sister!
[01:46] ---
And his birthday
is the day after tomorrow!
[01:50] ---
Window shopping!
[01:52] ---
The original plan was to go
during summer vacation,
[01:53] ---
We'll put it off!
[01:55] ---
but it was delayed
and finally rescheduled for today.
[01:58] ---
It's so crowded today!
[01:59] ---
Coincidentally, it happened to be two days
before Miyuki Shirogane's birthday.
[02:02] ---
It was the perfect opportunity
to ask Kei advice about a gift for her brother.
[02:08] ---
Miss Fujiwara is hogging President's sister!
[02:12] ---
Oh, is that right?
So, this is how you want to play it?
[02:17] ---
I wanna be next to you, Kaguya!
[02:19] ---
Moeha...
[02:20] ---
"GLOW"
[02:20] ---
I'm so happy you came today!
[02:23] ---
To be honest, I don't like
hanging around with her.
[02:26] ---
She's not a bad girl or anything, but...
[02:28] ---
Isn't Kei cute?
[02:30] ---
All the boys think so,
[02:32] ---
but she's also really popular among the girls.
[02:35] ---
She's a hard worker who hates dishonesty
and is like totally pure.
[02:40] ---
The type of girl you want to see get defiled!
[02:44] ---
"LET ME OUT"
[02:44] ---
I wish I could lock her up in an underground
cage and torment her for the rest of her life!
[02:48] ---
Of course I love you, too, Kaguya.
[02:50] ---
You're ranked number one
on the list of people I want to devour!
[02:54] ---
Scary!
[02:57] ---
If I don't take Miss Fujiwara's place
next to President's sister fast,
[03:00] ---
I feel like I'll never escape
Moeha's clutches!
[03:03] ---
However,
[03:04] ---
Kaguya was blocked from taking the direct approach
with the person she really wanted to talk to.
[03:04] ---
"DISTANCE"
[03:06] ---
"DISTANCE"
[03:08] ---
"DISTANCE"
[03:09] ---
With the Fujiwara Sisters
monopolizing Kei Shirogane's sides,
[03:12] ---
Kaguya couldn't even break the ice.
[03:17] ---
450 newspaper deliveries...
[03:21] ---
What's this about newspapers?
[03:22] ---
Oh, nothing.
[03:24] ---
Hayasaka always prepares my clothes,
[03:24] ---
Go for it!
[03:26] ---
so I've never bought for myself.
[03:33] ---
I'll wait here for them
to finish their shopping.
[03:44] ---
Her profile!
She looks just like President!
[03:49] ---
Um...
[03:50] ---
Yes? Is something wrong, Little Sis?
[03:53] ---
"Little Sis"?
[03:54] ---
What should I call you?
"Miss Shirogane"?
[03:58] ---
"Kei" is fine, since you're older than me.
[04:01] ---
All right, Miss Kei.
[04:03] ---
"Kei."
[04:04] ---
Miss Kei.
[04:05] ---
Just "Kei."
[04:08] ---
Kei.
[04:09] ---
Yes.
[04:10] ---
It feels so unnatural to call her that
when I barely know her!
[04:15] ---
But this is a major development!
[04:17] ---
Now I can ask her advice about
what to buy President for his birthday!
[04:22] ---
Well, we're into fall already.
[04:24] ---
At this rate, Christmas will be
right around the corner.
[04:26] ---
What kind of presents does
the Shirogane Family usually exchange?
[04:31] ---
Yes! A natural conversation flow!
[04:33] ---
Christmas?
[04:35] ---
We don't really celebrate that at our house.
[04:40] ---
Our dad usually gives us each a bookstore
gift card worth 2,000 yen, but that's about it.
[04:44] ---
I had no idea!
[04:45] ---
I'm sorry! Then, how about birthdays?
[04:48] ---
Do you give each other presents
on your birthdays?
[04:51] ---
I'm not that close to my brother.
[04:54] ---
Why not?
[04:55] ---
After all, he's stupid, repulsive,
[04:57] ---
tells lies for no good reason and leaves
his clothes inside out after taking them off.
[05:02] ---
Is President that messy at home?
[05:02] ---
It's a pain in the ass.
[05:05] ---
He's like that with birthdays, too.
[05:07] ---
As a family, we agreed
that buying presents is a waste of money,
[05:10] ---
so we decided to stop doing it.
[05:12] ---
But he'll slip 1,000 yen into my wallet
without saying anything!
[05:18] ---
And when I call him to the carpet
about it, he feigns ignorance.
[05:21] ---
See? He lies about the most idiotic things!
[05:25] ---
That's a moving story!
[05:28] ---
Well! She made him out to be
an ogre at home,
[05:31] ---
but President is no different from at school!
She made me nervous for a second there!
[05:40] ---
Are you all right?
[05:46] ---
You've got a little scrape.
[05:51] ---
Wash it off with water. There!
[05:56] ---
You'll be fine now.
[05:59] ---
Thank you!
[06:01] ---
Bye-bye!
[06:03] ---
Kei, didn't you just buy that handkerchief?
[06:07] ---
Yes.
[06:08] ---
But that was the best way to use it.
[06:14] ---
She's like him.
[06:16] ---
"SHE LIKES CAFFEINE"
[06:17] ---
She's like him!
[06:18] ---
"SPEAKING FLUENTLY"
[06:19] ---
She's like him!
[06:21] ---
I have a coupon.
[06:22] ---
She's just like him!
[06:26] ---
She's just like President!
[06:29] ---
What should I do?
Kei is reminding me more and more of him!
[06:32] ---
What's wrong with me?
Even though Kei is next to me,
[06:36] ---
I feel like I'm on a date with President!
[06:44] ---
Shinomiya...
[06:45] ---
I had fun today.
[06:47] ---
Can we go out again
together sometime?
[06:52] ---
Yes!
[06:54] ---
If possible, next time,
[06:56] ---
j-just the two of--
[06:58] ---
I had a great time today, too!
[07:00] ---
"SQUISH"
[07:03] ---
Let's hang out again soon!
[07:07] ---
Lowlife. The incarnation of carnal desire,
throwing your body at men with no hesitation.
[07:12] ---
A foul woman who sees men
as nothing more than prey.
[07:15] ---
In the first place, Kei is not a man.
[07:18] ---
You've finally crossed the line
that must never be crossed.
[07:19] ---
Me, too! Squishies!
[07:21] ---
"GRIN"
[07:22] ---
Come on! You, too, Kaguya!
[07:25] ---
"GRIN GRIN"
[07:28] ---
I-If I must...
[07:32] ---
"TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT"
[07:33] ---
Today's battle result...
[07:34] ---
"(LOWLIFE) KAGUYA WINS"
[07:34] ---
Kaguya wins.
[07:37] ---
So...
[07:38] ---
...your research didn't go well?
[07:41] ---
No, but I did get some insight.
[07:43] ---
President has had a strict upbringing
that emphasizes the value of money.
[07:46] ---
So, I don't think he'd accept anything
that is obviously expensive.
[07:50] ---
Then, if it's a question of feelings, it's easy.
[07:55] ---
Really?
[07:58] ---
I take this and do this.
[08:01] ---
Now read this.
[08:03] ---
Um, "Your present is me."
[08:10] ---
Hayasaka!
[08:14] ---
"Kaguya and I are already
on a first-name basis."
[08:16] ---
"You don't say..."
[08:18] ---
"TA-DA"
[08:20] ---
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIROGANE"
[08:22] ---
What do you think?
I had it specially made!
[08:26] ---
I had a feeling President craves cake,
so there's no doubt he'll love this!
[08:31] ---
I bought strawberries with an exact
sugar content of 17 degrees and put them on.
[08:33] ---
And the sponge cake has a secret, too!
[08:35] ---
I used the Shinomiya Family chef's pull
to get top of the line sponge!
[08:37] ---
How oppressive. How repellent.
How embarrassing.
[08:40] ---
Is something wrong, Hayasaka?
[08:42] ---
No. If this is what you want,
it's not my place to say.
[08:46] ---
What? There's no need to be evasive.
[08:50] ---
You didn't use to be such a fool.
[08:52] ---
Fool?
[08:54] ---
Then, I'll see you tomorrow!
[08:55] ---
"KAGUYA WANTS TO GIVE A GIFT"
[08:56] ---
See you tomorrow.
[08:57] ---
Oh, good work today.
[09:02] ---
President and I are alone.
[09:04] ---
If I'm going to give him the present,
it has to be now!
[09:07] ---
I'm sure it will move him to tears. But...
[09:10] ---
Fool.
[09:12] ---
My mind keeps getting snagged
on that word.
[09:14] ---
Fool? Me?
[09:16] ---
Miss Fujiwara's birthday party
had a cake like this, too, didn't it?
SIGN "I'M SO HAPPY!! HAPPY!! HAPPY!! HAPPY!!" "THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE?"
[09:21] ---
Like this.
[09:28] ---
"SHOCKING"
[09:28] ---
It's totally different!
[09:30] ---
This one is obviously bigger!
What did I do? That's a wedding cake!
[09:34] ---
"EMBARRASSED!!"
[09:34] ---
I'm a fool!
[09:36] ---
In the first place, the idea of just
the two of us celebrating his birthday...
[09:39] ---
Now that it's here, I'm embarrassed!
[09:41] ---
What should I do?
[09:43] ---
But you want President
to have cake, don't you?
[09:46] ---
He's never been able to have it before!
[09:50] ---
It's not too late to call it off.
Think about this with a clear head.
[09:54] ---
Anyone would be happy
to have their birthday celebrated.
[09:58] ---
Even if it makes you
want to crawl in a hole?
[10:00] ---
Do you feel the need
to celebrate that badly?
[10:02] ---
But...
[10:03] ---
The mixed emotions in Kaguya's mind
brought her to a standstill.
[10:08] ---
If that internal chaos was given a form,
it would look like this!
[10:16] ---
"THE DEFENDANT KAGUYA SHINOMIYA"
[10:17] ---
I, Kaguya Shinomiya,
wanted to celebrate President's birthday,
[10:23] ---
but now that it's here,
I've chickened out.
[10:26] ---
"ATTORNEY FOR THE DEFENSE
KAGUYA (FOOL)"
[10:26] ---
You really should celebrate
President's birthday.
[10:29] ---
It may be a little embarrassing,
but not more than you can handle.
[10:32] ---
"ATTORNEY FOR THE PROSECUTION
KAGUYA (ICE QUEEN)"
[10:32] ---
The premise is flawed to begin with.
Why do I have to celebrate his birthday?
[10:38] ---
Civil war in the brain!
Court is in session!
[10:41] ---
This is absolutely ridiculous.
[10:43] ---
What was going through your mind
when you prepared this cake?
[10:47] ---
Good question.
[10:49] ---
But it's his birthday, so it's only natural
to want him to have a yummy cake!
[10:54] ---
You've got a point there, too.
[10:57] ---
That's the point that makes no sense.
[10:59] ---
Have you forgotten our objective here?
[11:01] ---
Objective?
[11:01] ---
Objective?
[11:03] ---
To make Miyuki Shirogane
confess his love to us.
[11:05] ---
To make him surrender
from the bottom of his soul.
[11:08] ---
Yes! That's right!
[11:10] ---
That's what I've worked so hard for!
[11:12] ---
Why am I trying to please
President right now?
[11:15] ---
You already know
the answer to that, don't you?
[11:19] ---
You're in love, aren't you?
[11:20] ---
With President.
[11:21] ---
No!
[11:23] ---
It's nothing like that!
[11:25] ---
This cake is all part of the plan
to get him to confess his love to me!
[11:29] ---
But that's not all, right?
[11:31] ---
You want to see a pleased expression
on his face, don't you?
[11:34] ---
His smile would make you
feel warm deep inside.
[11:39] ---
I know that because I am you.
[11:44] ---
Can't we just admit
that much to ourselves?
[11:47] ---
But... But--
[11:48] ---
Stop right there.
[11:51] ---
We belong to the honorable,
distinguished Shinomiya Family.
[11:54] ---
We must never be ensnared by
nor devoted to some outsider.
[11:58] ---
Certainly, Miyuki Shirogane is top caliber,
[12:01] ---
and I admit an instinctive
attraction to his looks.
[12:05] ---
Don't admit that!
[12:06] ---
However, that is no more
than ephemeral infatuation.
[12:09] ---
Once we enter society
and meet more people,
[12:12] ---
I'm sure we'll come across a man who can
contribute more to the Shinomiya Family.
[12:15] ---
Am I wrong?
[12:17] ---
You're right.
This is just trivial amusement.
[12:19] ---
It's not true love!
[12:21] ---
Even if President did confess his love,
[12:24] ---
it's not like I would date him!
[12:27] ---
There is no one!
[12:28] ---
There's no one in the world
who is cooler than President!
[12:38] ---
I want to go out on a date with him!
I even want to kiss him!
[12:41] ---
And then...
[12:45] ---
Is it really that wrong?
[12:48] ---
Do you even understand
what you're saying?
[12:51] ---
Do you truly believe
Father would allow such a thing?
[12:53] ---
I have a plan! I obviously
wouldn't defy him without one!
[12:56] ---
I'm saying it's unnecessary
to bear such a risk!
[12:59] ---
It's for the sake of happiness!
That's worth the risk!
[13:01] ---
You're playing with fire,
so the best thing you can do is extinguish it!
[13:07] ---
You're all overthinking this.
[13:09] ---
Judge!
[13:09] ---
"JUDGE KAGUYA (CHILD)"
[13:10] ---
This trial is about whether President's
birthday should be celebrated or not, right?
[13:15] ---
Judge, what should I do?
[13:19] ---
How about compromising
by saying to him, "I'm your present"?
[13:22] ---
Your verdict is crazy!
[13:24] ---
What do you expect?
I'm a kid, so this is all over my head,
[13:28] ---
and it's not for me to decide anyway.
[13:30] ---
What? If you're not going to decide,
Judge, who will?
[13:34] ---
You.
[13:36] ---
We are you after all.
So, it's for you to decide.
[13:43] ---
So,
[13:45] ---
what do you want us to do?
[13:53] ---
Shinomiya, why did you turn off the light?
[13:55] ---
President...
[13:57] ---
Would you close your eyes?
[14:01] ---
This is embarrassing,
so please keep them closed.
[14:04] ---
O-Okay.
[14:08] ---
"RUSTLE RUSTLE..."
[14:11] ---
The sound of clothes rustling?
[14:13] ---
"STROKE..."
[14:15] ---
What? What is Shinomiya doing?
[14:16] ---
"CLICK"
[14:18] ---
You can open them.
[14:26] ---
Happy Birthday, President.
[14:32] ---
And this is your birthday present.
[14:38] ---
A fan...
[14:40] ---
"UNYIELDING DILIGENCE
IN ONE'S STUDIES"
[14:40] ---
I think it's a little off season, but you seemed
hot wearing the jacket even in the summer, so...
[14:46] ---
I did the calligraphy.
[14:49] ---
Thank you.
[14:50] ---
Well, I'm going home, too.
[14:53] ---
Also...
[14:54] ---
"SEALED"
[14:54] ---
Whatever you do,
please don't open that closet.
[14:59] ---
Okay.
[15:00] ---
See you.
[15:08] ---
I'm thrilled!
[15:13] ---
What is this?
[15:14] ---
What is this feeling?
[15:22] ---
Good job.
[15:25] ---
"TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT"
[15:25] ---
Today's battle result...
[15:27] ---
"THE KAGUYAS WIN"
[15:27] ---
The Kaguyas win.
SIGN "ORIGIN: Studying so constantly that a hole is worn through one's metal inkstone."
[15:30] ---
So cool! Nice!
[15:32] ---
Happy birthday, Shirogane!
SIGN "I wonder how many calories this whole thing is..." "They ate the delicious cake afterwards (Especially Hayasaka)"
[15:35] ---
To celebrate...
[15:36] ---
A double eyecatch!
[15:40] ---
"Unyielding diligence in one's studies."
[15:42] ---
Studying so constantly that a hole is worn
through one's metal inkstone.
[15:45] ---
A proverb derived from the story
of how Sang Weihan passed the imperial exam.
[15:49] ---
It's a good expression.
[15:51] ---
Shinomiya did the calligraphy herself.
[15:53] ---
In other words, Shinomiya thinks
this expression suits me.
[15:58] ---
"HEH HEH"
[16:02] ---
"CHIKA FUJIWARA
WANTS TO CONFIRM IT"
[16:02] ---
Hello!
[16:03] ---
Hello.
[16:05] ---
H-Hi!
[16:06] ---
But I have one big question.
[16:10] ---
The question is, why did Shinomiya alone
celebrate my birthday that day?
[16:16] ---
After all, when a woman celebrates
a man's birthday alone,
[16:16] ---
Kaguya, look at this! I put my ribbon
in a different position today!
[16:20] ---
it has a certain meaning, doesn't it?
[16:22] ---
She'd certainly be aware
of how it looked,
[16:23] ---
"UM..."
[16:24] ---
but still endured the embarrassment
in order to celebrate it?
[16:27] ---
Correct.
[16:28] ---
But that's too good to be true.
[16:31] ---
And yet it is.
[16:33] ---
And this fan could become a weapon
to force Shinomiya to confess her love.
[16:38] ---
For example...
[16:40] ---
Where did you get that?
[16:42] ---
Oh, yesterday was my birthday.
Shinomiya gave it to me as a present.
[16:47] ---
Yesterday was your birthday?
[16:49] ---
Kaguya, why didn't you tell me?
[16:52] ---
Getting the jump on me! Keeping
President's precious time all to yourself!
[16:57] ---
Don't tell me you're in love with President.
[17:06] ---
Love?
[17:07] ---
You fell in love with him, huh?
[17:09] ---
Fait accompli!
[17:11] ---
When it comes to a burgeoning
romantic relationship,
[17:11] ---
Confess! Confess! Confess!
[17:12] ---
pressure from outside
is one of the most basic strategies.
[17:15] ---
If the people around her
accept it as reality,
[17:16] ---
she will be driven
to accept it, as well.
[17:20] ---
But Shinomiya gave this
to me as a present.
[17:24] ---
Should I exploit Shinomiya's
good intentions to back her into a corner?
[17:28] ---
No, that's not the way I do things.
[17:33] ---
Besides, with this birthday present,
[17:35] ---
I've reached the level
where she's giving me things!
[17:37] ---
It's only a matter of time
before she confesses her love to me.
[17:40] ---
I won't tell them
that she gave me a present.
[17:42] ---
That's the best move for now.
[17:44] ---
President, is that...
[17:45] ---
Oh, this was a present from a friend.
[17:48] ---
A friend...
[17:52] ---
A friend...
[17:53] ---
I see.
[17:56] ---
What?
[17:57] ---
Something's off.
[17:59] ---
Maybe...
[18:01] ---
Tell me, President...
[18:04] ---
Are you in love with Kaguya?
[18:10] ---
Wh-What kind of stupid question is that?
[18:12] ---
It only makes sense!
[18:13] ---
You didn't tell me about your birthday!
[18:16] ---
Doesn't that show
you only wanted Kaguya to celebrate it?
[18:20] ---
It only stands to reason, President!
Hey, look at me!
[18:22] ---
Shinomiya, you set me up!
[18:25] ---
But of course.
[18:26] ---
Yes! The preparation was done before Kaguya
and Fujiwara entered the student council room.
[18:28] ---
"TRUDGE TRUDGE"
[18:31] ---
Yesterday was President's birthday?
[18:34] ---
Oh, you didn't know?
[18:36] ---
I didn't hear about it!
[18:37] ---
That's strange.
[18:39] ---
He told me when his birthday was,
but he didn't tell anyone else?
[18:45] ---
I have no idea why he would do that.
[18:47] ---
What was President thinking?
[18:50] ---
"BLUSH"
[18:50] ---
Th-Then...
[18:52] ---
You only wanted Kaguya to celebrate it!
[18:54] ---
Isn't that why you didn't tell me
about your birthday?
[18:57] ---
Why were you hiding the fact
that Kaguya gave you the fan?
[19:00] ---
It's because you wanted to keep it
all secret, from head to tail, huh?
[19:02] ---
I wanted to celebrate your birthday, too!
[19:05] ---
This is bad!
[19:07] ---
Fait accompli!
[19:08] ---
"GRIN GRIN"
[19:08] ---
The fact that it was partially true
made things even worse!
[19:12] ---
I didn't go far enough!
[19:15] ---
Kindness is forbidden in war!
[19:17] ---
Even when hunting a rabbit,
the lion pulls out all the stops.
[19:20] ---
If that's the way you want to do it,
[19:21] ---
two can play at that game!
[19:24] ---
I only told Shinomiya about my birthday?
[19:28] ---
Don't be silly.
[19:31] ---
A year ago,
[19:32] ---
Shinomiya found out my birthday
by looking at the student council roster.
[19:35] ---
It's not like I volunteered the information.
[19:39] ---
If anything,
[19:40] ---
Shinomiya is the one who didn't tell anyone
else about my birthday for a whole year!
[19:44] ---
T-True.
[19:45] ---
I wonder why that would be!
[19:48] ---
Shinomiya also does things
that are unnatural, huh?
[19:52] ---
In short, Kaguya is the one who wanted
to celebrate your birthday alone?
[20:00] ---
How do you like that, Shinomiya?
[20:03] ---
It seems President has forgotten...
[20:06] ---
...what he was doing
while we were checking our fortunes.
[20:12] ---
Everyone who was in here then could tell
he didn't want to say his birthday.
[20:16] ---
If I attack him on that...
[20:16] ---
President is using the fan!
[20:16] ---
"FLAP FLAP"
[20:18] ---
...and bringing up that episode
from a year ago...
[20:22] ---
Just remembering something like that
from so long ago
[20:23] ---
He's really using it!
That makes me so happy!
[20:24] ---
makes his affection for me plain to see!
[20:25] ---
"FLAP FLAP"
[20:27] ---
Kaguya is distracted
by the fan that she gave him!
[20:31] ---
"FLAP FLAP"
[20:31] ---
Um, what was I saying?
[20:33] ---
"President, thank you for using the fan"?
[20:35] ---
No, that definitely wasn't it!
[20:37] ---
Um, uh...
[20:37] ---
What's this?
Shinomiya is suddenly squirming.
[20:41] ---
"SMIRK"
[20:41] ---
But this is my chance!
[20:43] ---
This is where I bring her down!
[20:45] ---
As the sun set, the lit candles on the cake
that Shinomiya prepared for me
[20:48] ---
twinkled beautifully in the quiet
and dark student council room.
[20:54] ---
I was astonished by the amount of effort
she put into that surprise.
[20:57] ---
"SMACK"
[20:58] ---
Kaguya, i-is that true?
[21:00] ---
He whapped his cheek with it.
[21:02] ---
Kaguya!
[21:04] ---
What should I do? At this rate...
[21:05] ---
Hey.
[21:07] ---
Ishigami, listen to this!
[21:10] ---
Yesterday was President's birthday!
[21:12] ---
Yes, it was.
[21:15] ---
Huh?
[21:15] ---
President...
[21:16] ---
"ABOUT THE STUDENT COUNCIL ELECTION"
[21:17] ---
I see you're using the fountain pen
I gave you yesterday.
[21:22] ---
Oh, this.
[21:24] ---
Ishigami, you knew it was President's birthday?
[21:27] ---
Well, sure.
[21:29] ---
It's only natural to know the birthday of
someone who's always helping you out.
[21:35] ---
That's right.
[21:36] ---
So, to say I got the jump on you
and then draw some weird conclusion...
[21:41] ---
It's like you're trying to stir up trouble.
[21:45] ---
Fujiwara, you didn't know
it was President's birthday?
[21:48] ---
You're the only one who didn't know?
[21:50] ---
You're the only one?
[21:52] ---
Only you, Fujiwara?
[21:55] ---
I apologize for jumping
to the wrong conclusion!
[21:59] ---
She slipped out of my grasp.
[22:01] ---
You can run, but it won't erase the truth
that you forgot President's birthday!
[22:08] ---
Ishigami, that was great.
[22:11] ---
Thank you.
[22:13] ---
That was a great help!
[22:16] ---
I'll pay you back one of these days.
[22:18] ---
What? Did I do something
to incur a grudge?
[22:21] ---
Today's battle result...
[22:21] ---
"TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT"
[22:23] ---
Fujiwara loses.
[22:23] ---
"FUJIWARA LOSES"
SIGN "Huh? This? It was a birthday present from Shinomiya."
SIGN "Huh..."
E3 - Miyuki Shirogane Wants to Gaze at the Moon
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[01:30] ---
There's a full moon tonight!
Let's have a moon-viewing party!
[01:33] ---
You sure are excited.
What are you suddenly going on about?
[01:34] ---
"MIYUKI SHIROGANE
WANTS TO GAZE AT THE MOON"
[01:37] ---
That's what I always want
to ask you, but whatever.
[01:41] ---
It's the harvest moon tonight!
[01:41] ---
"UNYIELDING DILIGENCE
IN ONE'S STUDIES"
[01:43] ---
If you don't look up at the sky on a night
like that, it's the loss of a lifetime!
[01:47] ---
I've already prepared everything.
I even got permission to use the roof.
[01:50] ---
So, call your parents and tell them
you're going to be late.
[01:54] ---
But isn't this too sudden?
[01:56] ---
No, I heard tonight will be ideal
for stargazing!
[01:59] ---
With a full moon and that forecast,
we've just got do it!
[02:02] ---
Moon-viewing!
[02:04] ---
Shirogane has such unbridled love
for celestial bodies
[02:06] ---
that he dreams of becoming an astronomer.
[02:09] ---
On the one night of the year
in which the moon was at its most beautiful,
[02:10] ---
On the sacred night of the full moon, give me power! Rabbit, rabbit, boing-boing!
[02:14] ---
he couldn't contain his excitement!
[02:16] ---
Oh, why not?
[02:18] ---
I'm in.
[02:20] ---
This student council
will be disbanded soon.
[02:23] ---
This may be our last chance
to throw caution to the wind.
[02:35] ---
You really can see it clearly!
[02:37] ---
Told you.
[02:38] ---
The moon is southeast,
facing Tokyo Bay,
[02:41] ---
so there's relatively
little light pollution from the city.
[02:43] ---
And this location isn't bad.
[02:45] ---
What's so enjoyable
about looking at the moon?
[02:48] ---
I can't comprehend it.
[02:51] ---
However, being on the roof at night...
[02:54] ---
There's a certain mood
in a situation like this.
[02:57] ---
If I play my cards right,
I'll be able to force President's hand.
[03:00] ---
But I could do without the third wheels.
[03:00] ---
Rice cakes, rice cakes, rice cakes,
for cripes' sakes, rice cakes!
[03:04] ---
It's cold.
[03:05] ---
Miss Fujiwara,
are you going to boil the rice cakes?
[03:08] ---
Yes! I prefer dumplings over flowers,
and rice cakes over the moon!
[03:12] ---
It's windy over here, though.
[03:14] ---
Why don't we do it here?
[03:16] ---
Good thinking!
[03:19] ---
I want to warm up by the flames.
[03:23] ---
That was too easy.
[03:25] ---
I didn't have any trouble at all
getting rid of them.
[03:28] ---
Where are the other two?
[03:30] ---
They're boiling rice cakes over there.
[03:31] ---
"PUFFY RICE CAKE"
[03:33] ---
I see.
[03:34] ---
Now, how shall I go on the attack?
[03:37] ---
Ah, yes. How about like this?
[03:40] ---
Achoo!
[03:41] ---
President, it's kind of chilly tonight, huh?
[03:44] ---
This plan was so sudden
that I didn't have time to get a jacket.
[03:48] ---
I'll probably catch a cold
at this rate.
[03:51] ---
Then, how about using my jacket?
[03:54] ---
That's it!
[03:55] ---
I'm going to savor the sight
of President squirming.
[04:00] ---
President, it's kind of...
[04:05] ---
I bet you're cold.
[04:11] ---
Go ahead and use my jacket if you don't mind.
[04:15] ---
H-Huh?
[04:18] ---
Huh? What?
[04:19] ---
I didn't even say anything yet,
but I've already got his jacket?
[04:23] ---
My whole plan fell apart!
[04:26] ---
I also brought some hot tea.
[04:30] ---
Th-Thank yo--
[04:34] ---
Th-This is it!
[04:36] ---
It looks like there are no other cups.
[04:39] ---
So, when I give this back to him,
[04:39] ---
"SQUIRM SQUIRM"
[04:40] ---
I'll be able to see President squirm
over the prospect of an indirect kiss!
[04:43] ---
You have some, too, President.
[04:45] ---
Sure.
[04:46] ---
Let's see now! There's no way
he won't get flustered over this!
[04:49] ---
"GULP"
[04:50] ---
Huh?
[04:52] ---
What are you doing?
[04:54] ---
I had my mouth there!
[04:56] ---
How can you take a secondhand kiss
without even batting an eye?
[05:01] ---
Maybe he's so moony over the moon
that I'm not even in his orbit?
[05:06] ---
Exactly! Shirogane is totally
absorbed in the moon!
[05:10] ---
His mind has reverted to a state of childlike
innocence without any prurient thoughts.
[05:13] ---
His warped pride and sense of shame
are gone by the wayside
[05:15] ---
while his heart is devoted to the moon!
[05:17] ---
H-He's more infatuated
by the moon than me?
[05:21] ---
This is ridiculous!
[05:22] ---
I'm going to make you notice me
by any means necessary!
[05:25] ---
They say nothing pleases a man more than
when a woman shows interest in his interests.
[05:29] ---
In that case...
[05:30] ---
President, where is
the Great Square of Pegasus?
[05:34] ---
Oh, um, okay.
[05:40] ---
Pretend to be interested,
then just smile and nod.
[05:40] ---
So, the Great Square of Pegasus,
you see, blah-blah-blah...
[05:43] ---
President, you're so knowledgeable!
Amazing!
[05:46] ---
Then, I'll naturally lean into him,
and he'll squirm like a worm!
[05:47] ---
And that...
[05:48] ---
Yes?
[05:49] ---
Homina homina homina!
[05:52] ---
President, where's the Great Square of Pegasus?
[05:56] ---
Are you interested?
[05:57] ---
Yes! Very much so!
[05:59] ---
Then, slide over here.
[06:02] ---
Listen. Follow a straight line from my thumb
and index finger.
[06:03] ---
H-Huh?
[06:06] ---
There's a bright star.
That's Alpheratz.
[06:11] ---
The Great Square of Pegasus
can be seen in the fall,
[06:14] ---
but ironically,
its brightest star is Andromeda.
[06:17] ---
There are three more bright stars in that area.
[06:19] ---
If you connect them all,
it becomes a square.
[06:23] ---
Did you see it?
[06:24] ---
No. The moon is a little too bright.
[06:28] ---
Then, how about over here?
[06:30] ---
Huh?
[06:31] ---
If you lie down and look straight up,
you can see the Summer Triangle.
[06:35] ---
Even though it's fall,
it's easy to see the Summer Triangle.
[06:38] ---
Isn't that funny?
[06:39] ---
Do you know about the temporal axis lag?
[06:41] ---
Because of the effect of precessional movement,
[06:43] ---
the North Star actually changes over time.
[06:43] ---
Wh-What is this?
[06:44] ---
2,000 years from now, it'll be Gamma Cephei.
[06:45] ---
What's with him?
[06:46] ---
In 4,000 years, it'll be Beta Cephei.
[06:47] ---
Isn't this out of line?
[06:47] ---
And in 10,000 years,
the role will be filled by Vega.
[06:51] ---
In other words, our story of Orihime
is derived from the Chinese folk tale
[06:54] ---
called "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl."
[06:55] ---
So, 10,000 years from now,
Hikoboshi will revolve around Orihime.
[06:57] ---
But when he talks to me with
his eyes glittering like that,
[06:59] ---
I guess no matter how many years pass,
[07:00] ---
I can't see anything!
[07:00] ---
it will always be a man's fate
to revolve around a woman.
[07:03] ---
Isn't that funny?
[07:05] ---
I-I get it, so...
[07:08] ---
Oh?
[07:11] ---
The moon reminds me
of "Princess Kaguya."
[07:14] ---
You have the same name.
Maybe you have a special fondness for it, too.
[07:22] ---
Of course.
[07:24] ---
When I look up at the night sky, I can't help
but think of the story about the woman
[07:28] ---
who was forced to return home to the moon,
abandoning the one she loved.
[07:33] ---
That's why I hate the moon.
[07:41] ---
Makes sense.
[07:43] ---
When Princess Kaguya
had to go back to the moon,
[07:46] ---
she left behind an elixir of immortality
for the man she loved.
[07:48] ---
But the man had no intention
of living forever in a world without her,
[07:52] ---
so the story ends with him burning the elixir.
[07:57] ---
Still, if you think about it,
[07:59] ---
Princess Kaguya did everything she could
to reject her suitors.
[08:03] ---
Do you think a woman like that would give
an immortality potion to the one she loved?
[08:09] ---
I always think...
[08:13] ---
...that elixir was Princess Kaguya's message,
telling him, "I'll come back for you some day."
[08:20] ---
Even if it would've taken more time
than a human lifespan...
[08:24] ---
Even if the distance
between them was hopeless...
[08:28] ---
I think she gave him the elixir of immortality,
imbuing it with the meaning,
[08:31] ---
"I'll wait for you forever."
[08:34] ---
But the man didn't pick up
on her message,
[08:37] ---
so he said something moving
and had the elixir burned.
[08:41] ---
It's a cruel story.
[08:45] ---
If it had been me,
I never would've let Kaguya go.
[08:52] ---
I would've gone to the moon
and stolen her back.
[08:56] ---
No question.
[08:57] ---
Even if it would've taken decades.
Even centuries.
[09:01] ---
Enough!
[09:03] ---
If it had been our story,
[09:06] ---
I would've read the meaning
between the lines,
[09:08] ---
and it would've had a very different ending.
[09:10] ---
I can't...
[09:14] ---
I can't take it!
[09:21] ---
I told you that's enough!
It's embarrassing!
[09:25] ---
First the fireworks display and now this!
[09:27] ---
I-I'm surprised you can talk
like that with a straight face!
[09:30] ---
Are you trying to kill me?
[09:32] ---
Wh-What?
[09:34] ---
You're not making sense, Shinomiya!
- What are you trying to say?
[09:35] ---
The sweet red bean soup is ready.
[09:37] ---
I don't want to say anything!
[09:38] ---
Oh, forget it!
[09:40] ---
I can't take it anymore!
[09:41] ---
Hey!
[09:42] ---
Kaguya?
[09:55] ---
How could I have said
such embarrassing things?
[10:03] ---
Today's battle result...
[10:04] ---
"SHIROGANE LOSES
(ONE MORE THING HE WANTS TO FORGET)"
[10:05] ---
Shirogane loses.
[10:07] ---
Sweet dumplings, sweet dumplings,
make me so happy!
[10:10] ---
"RICE CAKE AND VEGETABLE SOUP"
[10:13] ---
Well, let's each choose what to keep,
whatever you can carry home.
[10:17] ---
Understood.
[10:18] ---
Okay!
[10:19] ---
Roger that.
[10:24] ---
"THE 67th STUDENT COUNCIL"
[10:25] ---
The year was over before I knew it!
[10:29] ---
Maybe it feels especially like that for me,
[10:31] ---
since I've only really been here
for half a year.
[10:33] ---
Yes.
[10:35] ---
This year flew by in the blink of an eye.
[10:41] ---
This sign brings back memories!
[10:43] ---
It's from our welcome party
for the French students.
[10:46] ---
Yeah.
[10:47] ---
"PERFECT ISOLATION"
[10:47] ---
Yeah, the principal
suddenly sprung that on us.
[10:50] ---
I think that was our busiest time.
[10:52] ---
True.
[10:54] ---
They may be able to use this again,
[10:56] ---
so I guess I'll leave it here.
[10:57] ---
Good idea.
[10:59] ---
I have to take my games home, too, huh?
[11:03] ---
Those cards...
[11:08] ---
You were always in the mood
to play games, Miss Fujiwara.
[11:12] ---
That and telling fortunes.
[11:15] ---
"LIKE"
[11:16] ---
We did this, too!
[11:19] ---
What's that from again?
[11:20] ---
You don't remember? Jeez...
[11:23] ---
Say "Ho!"
[11:25] ---
Now I remember!
[11:27] ---
Where you couldn't say
a certain word!
[11:29] ---
Yes! The forbidden word game!
[11:32] ---
I must've missed that.
[11:35] ---
We did this, too!
[11:37] ---
"MEOW"
[11:39] ---
That really doesn't suit you.
[11:43] ---
"MIRACULOUS COMPATIBILITY (MARRIAGE)"
[11:43] ---
A marriage.
[11:45] ---
Don't suddenly do a cute ambush on me!
I thought I was going to have a heart attack!
[11:50] ---
Jeez. Quit slowing me down
when I'm trying to clean up here.
[11:53] ---
Sorry!
[11:55] ---
I wasn't here for that, either.
[11:58] ---
Um, then there was this.
[12:00] ---
I know that one!
[12:02] ---
You hit me with that when I said
your boobs were in the way!
[12:06] ---
"WHAP WHAP"
[12:07] ---
Yes!
[12:08] ---
Like this!
[12:10] ---
You've gotten stronger, Ishigami.
[12:12] ---
You're the only one
who can antagonize Fujiwara.
[12:15] ---
I see.
[12:17] ---
People change and grow.
[12:19] ---
Is this growth?
[12:23] ---
"TRUE ROMANCE LOVE REFRAIN"
[12:23] ---
You've grown, too, Shinomiya.
[12:25] ---
Before, you thought someone's
"first time" referred to a kiss.
[12:28] ---
Go ahead, make fun of me.
That was a long time ago.
[12:34] ---
That didn't get under her skin?
SIGN "TOTTORI TORINOSUKE THE MOVIE MR. BIRDSON OF BIRDVILLE"
[12:44] ---
Miss Fujiwara...
[12:46] ---
You really had us like puppets on strings.
[12:54] ---
Here at the student council...
[12:57] ---
...so many things happened.
[13:00] ---
I feel so nostalgic!
[13:01] ---
"LUCKY" "GOAL" "MISFORTUNE"
[13:04] ---
That's too recent for you
to get nostalgic over.
[13:18] ---
It's over?
[13:26] ---
I guess that's it.
[13:28] ---
Did we look everywhere?
[13:31] ---
There's one place we didn't check.
[13:33] ---
Um...
[13:34] ---
Here.
[13:36] ---
It was in here?
[13:38] ---
You never noticed?
[13:40] ---
No! I had no idea!
[13:43] ---
Apparently, this room was their base
during the student movement.
[13:46] ---
I suppose they built
this secret room then.
[13:50] ---
Startling secrets to the very end.
[13:58] ---
Well, this time for sure,
we haven't forgotten anything, right?
[14:03] ---
Wanna celebrate at a family restaurant?
[14:06] ---
Not a bad idea.
[14:31] ---
Don't...
[14:36] ---
That's not fair.
[14:42] ---
Well done, everyone.
[14:45] ---
Thank you for everything!
[15:03] ---
The activities of the 67th student council...
[15:06] ---
...have come to a close.
[15:30] ---
"ALUMNI ASSOCIATION CEREMONIAL CORD"
[15:35] ---
You all did a great job
this past year.
[15:40] ---
Cheers!
[15:42] ---
Now I can finally take off
this sweltering jacket.
[15:46] ---
Although it's almost time
to switch to our winter uniforms...
[15:46] ---
"KAGUYA DOESN'T WANT TO SAY IT"
[15:48] ---
That's right!
[15:50] ---
That's a weight off my shoulders!
This braided cord is heavy.
[15:53] ---
Well, it is made of gold.
[15:57] ---
Now, we just have to pray
that our successors can fill our shoes.
[16:02] ---
After they saw
how you worked yourself to death,
[16:04] ---
I don't think anyone wants
your position, President.
[16:08] ---
Well, at least think about it.
[16:10] ---
It's tough being on the student council,
but there are commensurate merits.
[16:14] ---
Student council privileges!
[16:16] ---
Shuchiin Academy's committee members
and student council members
[16:19] ---
are given privileges such as admittance
to Shuchiin University,
[16:21] ---
grant for qualifications and the like.
[16:25] ---
But only the president of the student council
is given the letter of recommendation
[16:28] ---
from Shuchiin Academy's board of trustees,
[16:28] ---
"LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION"
[16:30] ---
which is a premium ticket to universities
and research institutes around the world.
[16:34] ---
With this recommendation,
[16:35] ---
a student would be one step closer
to making their dream come true.
[16:39] ---
How about you, Ishigami?
[16:41] ---
Are you going to throw
your hat in the ring?
[16:43] ---
Do you really think
I would get any votes?
[16:46] ---
Girls in my class start to cry
[16:48] ---
if I even make eye contact with them.
[16:51] ---
I can't even count
how many girls I've made cry.
[16:53] ---
And making girls cry makes me cry, too.
[16:57] ---
Isn't that funny?
[16:58] ---
Sorry.
[16:59] ---
Well, maybe...
[17:01] ---
If I became the student council president...
[17:06] ---
"HAHAHA" "CLAP CLAP"
[17:08] ---
Cut it out.
[17:08] ---
I'm gonna punch you in the face.
[17:11] ---
So, President...
[17:12] ---
Knock it off, Shinomiya.
I'm not the president anymore.
[17:15] ---
O-Oh, right.
[17:18] ---
Huh? If President isn't the president,
what should I call him?
[17:23] ---
Mr. Shirogane?
[17:25] ---
Just Shirogane?
[17:27] ---
Or...
[17:29] ---
Mi...
[17:30] ---
Miyuki...
[17:35] ---
As if...
[17:36] ---
I could never do anything as embarrassing
as calling him by his given name!
[17:41] ---
I'm not that kind of frivolous girl!
[17:44] ---
Want a refill, Miyuki?
[17:47] ---
You had coffee, right, Miyuki?
[17:50] ---
Miyuki, did you want hot coffee? Or iced?
[17:54] ---
Iced, please.
[17:55] ---
Okay! Miyuki wants ice!
[17:58] ---
"SIMPLE"
[17:59] ---
"SIMPLE" "SHALLOW!!"
[17:59] ---
Frivolous! Are all young people
like that these days?
[18:01] ---
I'll have the same as Myu.
[18:04] ---
"Myu"?
[18:05] ---
Why "Myu"?
[18:05] ---
How about if I call you "Yucchin"?
[18:08] ---
Gimme a break.
[18:08] ---
Oh, is it from "Miyuki"
to "Miyu" to "Myu"? That's cute!
[18:09] ---
I think maybe I'll go with that.
[18:10] ---
No, no, no.
[18:13] ---
I see. A nickname...
[18:15] ---
Calling him by his given name
would make me sound like a wanton hussy,
[18:17] ---
Simpler! Simpler!
[18:19] ---
but if it's a nickname,
that's no problem!
[18:22] ---
Hello, Mr. Myu.
[18:24] ---
There's no need for the "Mr."
[18:25] ---
This variation doesn't make me
feel embarrassed at all!
[18:25] ---
"TOTALLY FINE!!"
[18:28] ---
I'm going to use it.
[18:29] ---
I'm going to get another drink, too.
[18:33] ---
You like iced coffee, right?
[18:37] ---
M...
[18:40] ---
President...
[18:41] ---
Like he said,
he's not the president anymore.
[18:45] ---
She couldn't bring herself to say it.
[18:49] ---
Disbanding, huh?
[18:51] ---
If Miyuki would just continue
as the president for one more year,
[18:54] ---
everything would work out.
[18:56] ---
No way.
[18:58] ---
Being the student council president
for our school is exhausting work.
[19:01] ---
It's crazy how President could juggle
his duties, his studies and a job.
[19:06] ---
He already has the letter of recommendation
from the board of trustees,
[19:09] ---
so there would be no advantage for him
to be the president for another year.
[19:13] ---
We can't be selfish.
[19:15] ---
"ICED COFFEE"
[19:17] ---
That's right.
[19:19] ---
Asking him would just be selfish.
[19:31] ---
We're in different classes,
[19:32] ---
so without the student council,
there goes our connection.
[19:36] ---
After this, I'm sure
we won't see each other very often.
[19:42] ---
That's right! I could become
the student council president,
[19:46] ---
and President could become
the vice president!
[19:48] ---
Ishigami could stay as the treasurer,
[19:51] ---
and Kashiwagi as the secretary!
[19:55] ---
Wouldn't that be
the perfect team?
[20:00] ---
Just kidding.
[20:03] ---
Well, see you tomorrow!
[20:10] ---
Shall we go?
[20:15] ---
Even if President became the vice president,
I'm sure he would work too hard.
[20:22] ---
The name would change,
but nothing else would.
[20:26] ---
The best thing for President to do
is concentrate on his studies.
[20:31] ---
Our days together are over.
[20:33] ---
I should think of them
as a dream that I had every day.
[20:44] ---
I can't be selfish.
[20:44] ---
"SHINOMIYA"
[20:47] ---
Well, see you.
[20:51] ---
You did a great job, Shirogane.
[20:54] ---
Thanks. You, too, Shinomiya.
[20:58] ---
Calling him that...
[21:00] ---
It just doesn't feel right
coming out of my mouth!
[21:06] ---
Can I be...
[21:08] ---
selfish?
[21:11] ---
I'll never ask you for anything again!
[21:14] ---
I...
[21:16] ---
...want you to keep being
the president, President!
[21:22] ---
In other words,
[21:24] ---
you want me to be the president
for one more year, Shinomiya?
[21:36] ---
Shinomiya, what do you think this is?
[21:39] ---
"STUDENT COUNCIL ELECTION APPLICATION"
[21:40] ---
"CLASS: 2-B
NAME: MIYUKI SHIROGANE"
[21:44] ---
I see, I see!
[21:45] ---
That's what you were thinking,
huh, Shinomiya?
[21:47] ---
President, did you keep quiet about this
to make me bring it up?
[21:53] ---
That's one possibility.
[21:55] ---
H-He got me!
[21:58] ---
"TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT"
[21:59] ---
Today's battle result...
[22:01] ---
Shirogane wins.
[22:01] ---
"SHIROGANE WINS"
[22:02] ---
"FACULTY ROOM"
[22:03] ---
"THE NEXT DAY"
[22:05] ---
Shirogane,
[22:07] ---
didn't you tell me you weren't going to be
in the student council anymore?
[22:10] ---
That was my original intention.
[22:12] ---
And this... I filled it out
but didn't intend to turn it in.
[22:16] ---
Except now.
[22:18] ---
"STUDENT COUNCIL ELECTION APPLICATION"
[22:19] ---
It seems a once-in-a-lifetime chance
to show what I'm made of has come to me.
SIGN "ELECTION NOTICE NOW SEEKING CANDIDATES!!"
[22:27] ---
To be continued next week!
E4 - Ai Hayasaka Wants Him to Fall for Her
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SIGN "REGARDING THE STUDENT COUNCIL ELECTION DATE: OCTOBER 15th" "REGARDING THE DRESS CODE"
[00:03] ---
The student council has disbanded,
[00:05] ---
and the campaign season has begun.
[00:08] ---
After losing their point of contact,
the student council,
[00:11] ---
the two haven't said a word to each other!
[00:14] ---
Three days have passed!
[00:16] ---
During that time,
nothing of note has happened.
[00:20] ---
You should just go up to him.
[00:22] ---
D-Don't be ridiculous!
[00:25] ---
I want you to keep being the president,
President!
[00:28] ---
If I went up to him,
[00:30] ---
it'd be like a confession
that I was lonely without President!
[00:34] ---
In fact, maybe President is lonely without me.
[00:38] ---
It's even possible he'll come up to me
with a confession of love!
[00:40] ---
Yeah, yeah.
[00:42] ---
Sick visit, fireworks,
birthday, moon-viewing party...
[00:44] ---
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIROGANE"
[00:46] ---
With all of these events, how could there
not be any progress whatsoever?
[00:50] ---
It's so pathetic.
[00:52] ---
How can you be so bad at this?
[00:54] ---
What? Are you saying you could
make President fall for you, Hayasaka?
[00:59] ---
Probably.
[01:00] ---
"SNAP"
[01:01] ---
Is that right? Then try it!
[01:03] ---
If you say you can easily make any guy
fall for you, then hook President in one day!
[01:08] ---
I didn't say "easily."
[01:09] ---
It's easy for you to say
when you're standing on the sidelines!
[01:11] ---
I never said "easily."
[01:13] ---
But if you actually tried it,
you'd understand the struggles I go through!
[01:16] ---
I did not say "easily."
[01:18] ---
You can say anything with words.
[01:20] ---
But I wish you wouldn't make
grandiose claims you can't back up!
[01:25] ---
If you really want me to do it,
Lady Kaguya, I will.
[01:29] ---
If you think you can,
then give it your best shot.
[03:06] ---
Thank you.
[03:15] ---
It is you, Shirogane!
[03:17] ---
Oh, that's right, you're Shinomiya's maid.
[03:20] ---
Smithee A. Hayasaca?
[03:23] ---
Bingo!
[03:24] ---
"ANTI-SHIROGANE FASHION
HAYASACA VER. 2"
[03:24] ---
I'm so happy you remembered!
[03:29] ---
Well, I didn't recognize you at first...
[03:32] ---
...because you seem so different
from that last time.
[03:33] ---
"AI HAYASAKA WANTS HIM
TO FALL FOR HER"
[03:34] ---
It's my day off!
[03:36] ---
I get tired having to act
so formal all the time.
[03:40] ---
Sure, anyone would.
[03:41] ---
She's good.
[03:43] ---
Striking up a conversation
in the checkout line so he can't get away.
[03:43] ---
Please go ahead, ma'am.
[03:44] ---
Thank you.
[03:46] ---
Certainly, Hayasaka has technique.
[03:49] ---
But even so, there's no way
she'll be able to seduce President!
[03:53] ---
You know, your Japanese
has gotten a lot better.
[03:55] ---
I studied like crazy!
[03:57] ---
And I know how hard you study, Shirogane!
[04:01] ---
Oh, not that much.
[04:03] ---
"PC & LIFE"
[04:03] ---
I'm embarrassed...
[04:04] ---
about buying a magazine for the masses
in front of you.
[04:08] ---
Do you like computers?
[04:10] ---
Well, I want to get a laptop,
but I don't know which kind I should buy.
[04:15] ---
Oh, that's right!
[04:16] ---
As a boy, you'd probably know
more about it.
[04:18] ---
Choose for me, Shirogane!
[04:20] ---
No, I really don't know much.
[04:22] ---
You'd still make
a better selection than me.
[04:25] ---
This bookstore has a cafeteria,
so let's sit down and let me pick your brain.
[04:29] ---
She's really good!
[04:30] ---
The "Teach me" strategy.
[04:32] ---
"HEY!!"
[04:32] ---
Instead of getting angry at a child
who doesn't clean up,
[04:33] ---
"HEY!!" "HMPH"
[04:34] ---
if the parent poses it as a question
like, "Where do your toys go?",
[04:35] ---
"TELL MAMA WHERE THE TOYS GO"
[04:37] ---
"RIGHT HERE"
[04:37] ---
the child will put them away
while explaining.
[04:40] ---
Hayasaka cleverly uses
the innate human drive to teach.
[04:44] ---
Well, I suppose I have a few minutes.
[04:46] ---
Yay!
[04:48] ---
P-President!
[04:53] ---
Hayasaca, that uniform...
[04:55] ---
Yep.
[04:57] ---
I'm a second-year high school student
at Firis Girls' High.
[05:00] ---
An alumni from my school
introduced me to the Shinomiya Family.
[05:03] ---
I work there part-time as a maid
whenever they're short-handed.
[05:07] ---
That's a part-time job?
[05:08] ---
Yep.
[05:09] ---
She has some gall, lying through
her teeth with a straight face!
[05:13] ---
You're a normal student at Shuchiin Academy,
were born and raised in Japan,
[05:18] ---
and you're a servant to the core who's lived
with and worked for me since you were little!
[05:21] ---
President!
You're sitting next to a big fat liar!
[05:25] ---
And...
[05:26] ---
So, I've been using
my parents' computer all this time,
[05:27] ---
"LIE"
[05:27] ---
"LIE"
[05:29] ---
but I've finally saved up some money
from working, and now I want my own.
[05:33] ---
After she piled lie upon lie,
President will realize it.
[05:34] ---
"STARE"
[05:35] ---
"LIE"
[05:37] ---
He picks up on things like that!
[05:39] ---
"GRIN"
[05:40] ---
Instead of relying on her parents,
she works to buy what she wants.
[05:42] ---
How admirable!
[05:43] ---
He hasn't noticed!
[05:45] ---
So, how will you use the computer?
[05:48] ---
I'd like to use it
to put together reports for school.
[05:51] ---
And I want to see videos!
Isn't it fun to watch animal videos?
[05:55] ---
Cunning!
[05:56] ---
President, you can't fall
for an obvious trap like that!
[05:59] ---
That girl watches videos of things
being crushed in a machine press!
[06:05] ---
Cats! Nice! I get it!
[06:07] ---
He fell for it!
[06:11] ---
Well, you can watch videos
on most computers these days.
[06:15] ---
Good! Then I'll decide by the design!
[06:18] ---
I know very well that you put together
your own computers!
[06:20] ---
"HAYASAKA ON HER DAY OFF,
ASSEMBLING A SMALL COMPUTER"
[06:22] ---
At any rate, once she picks
a computer, it's over.
[06:26] ---
Game over.
[06:29] ---
In other words, solving it
with the probability recurrence formula,
[06:32] ---
which derives case analyses,
is more efficient in the long run.
[06:35] ---
When did he start tutoring her?
[06:35] ---
That makes sense.
You're great at teaching, Shirogane.
[06:37] ---
He's never helped me study before!
[06:39] ---
There's really not much I can teach you.
[06:42] ---
Isn't Firis a top school, too?
[06:44] ---
Yeah, but I just don't do well on tests.
[06:49] ---
Even though I study ten hours a day.
[06:54] ---
Ten hours?
[06:55] ---
So, you're walking down a thorny path, too!
[06:57] ---
Why do you believe everything she says?
[06:59] ---
But it isn't healthy
to deprive yourself of sleep...
[07:07] ---
U-Um...
[07:10] ---
"ZZZ"
[07:12] ---
Oh boy.
[07:20] ---
Huh? I fell asleep?
[07:23] ---
No way! I was out for three hours!
[07:25] ---
I tried to wake you up
several times, but...
[07:27] ---
Oh my gosh! How embarrassing!
[07:31] ---
I was watching.
[07:33] ---
I saw you peek at President through squinty
eyes plenty of times these past three hours.
[07:38] ---
You should've just left me here.
[07:41] ---
No, I couldn't leave
a defenseless girl alone.
[07:46] ---
Fatigue from studying is a sign of effort.
[07:49] ---
Shirogane...
[07:51] ---
Her face says,
"This is the moment I fell in love"!
[07:54] ---
Or "I've never met a man like this before"!
[07:58] ---
Hayasaka could create
these facial facsimiles of pure love!
[08:02] ---
The result!
[08:04] ---
Say, Shirogane...
[08:06] ---
Do you want to try going out once?
[08:06] ---
"ROARRR"
[08:09] ---
The perfect invitation that's hard to turn down!
[08:13] ---
Of course, we barely know each other,
[08:16] ---
so how about something light,
like 90% friend and 10% girlfriend?
[08:20] ---
And if there was another girl
you really liked,
[08:22] ---
you could be with her
and still keep me as like a side piece.
[08:26] ---
Conceptual ambiguity!
[08:28] ---
Shirogane's judgmental standards
are thrown a curve by this accommodating girl,
[08:32] ---
making him wonder
just what a girlfriend is anyway!
[08:34] ---
Please, Hayasaka!
[08:36] ---
I was in the wrong, so call this off!
[08:38] ---
I'm sorry.
[08:39] ---
There's someone I like.
[08:46] ---
Really?
[08:50] ---
I'll be rooting for you
on the sidelines.
[08:52] ---
I hope it works out for you.
[09:00] ---
Thank goodness!
[09:03] ---
See? That's what I'm talking about!
President's a tough nut to crack!
[09:06] ---
You never had a chance
with him, Hayasaka!
[09:07] ---
I never said that.
[09:10] ---
I never said I could do it in one day!
[09:16] ---
It would be different if I had a month!
[09:18] ---
That was so humiliating!
[09:20] ---
I never wanted to do it in the first place!
[09:23] ---
But I only did it
because you told me to, Lady Kaguya!
[09:27] ---
I'm sorry.
[09:32] ---
Today's battle result...
[09:32] ---
"TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT"
[09:34] ---
"HAYASAKA LOSES"
[09:34] ---
Hayasaka loses.
[09:38] ---
"HAYASAKA WATCHING A VIDEO
OF STAMPEDING ELEPHANTS BEFORE BED"
[09:43] ---
The student council election...
[09:46] ---
Miyuki, you're an outsider here. An impure.
[09:48] ---
"IMPURE"
[09:49] ---
"KAGUYA WANTS
TO BE CONFESSED TO"
[09:49] ---
Most of the students at Shuchiin Academy
are pure students
[09:51] ---
who started here in elementary school.
[09:53] ---
Right.
[09:54] ---
"PURE"
[09:56] ---
I have a feeling some of them aren't too pleased
with the idea of your re-election as president.
[10:00] ---
Yeah.
[10:01] ---
That bloc was a challenge
in my previous election, too.
[10:05] ---
So, one major thing you need to do...
[10:07] ---
...is assign someone else to be in charge
of your campaign speeches!
[10:11] ---
"MM-HMM"
[10:13] ---
Fortunately, someone with enough popularity
and charisma to sway the pure students...
[10:13] ---
"PURE"
[10:17] ---
...is in the vicinity!
[10:22] ---
And by that, of course, I mean m--
[10:24] ---
I guess Shinomiya's the only one for the job.
[10:28] ---
I'm not voting for you anymore, Miyuki!
[10:31] ---
You were talking
about yourself just now?
[10:34] ---
If so, I'm sorry.
[10:39] ---
So awkward!
[10:41] ---
Why is it so hard
to go into another classroom?
[10:44] ---
What's this?
[10:45] ---
What's up?
[10:47] ---
Do you have business
in my classroom, President?
[10:53] ---
Have we met before somewhere?
[10:55] ---
Why, sure! We go to the same school!
[10:57] ---
Of course we've met!
[10:59] ---
But that aside, don't you want me
to call someone out here for you?
[11:02] ---
Yes, Shinomiya.
[11:03] ---
Okay!
[11:06] ---
Hey, hey!
[11:08] ---
Shinomiya!
[11:10] ---
President says he needs to talk to you
about something important!
[11:12] ---
P-President?
[11:13] ---
President has never come here before!
[11:13] ---
"BUZZ BUZZ"
[11:15] ---
It's probably student council business.
[11:17] ---
But they've already disbanded.
[11:18] ---
Then, it's a romantic thing?
[11:20] ---
President, something important?
[11:23] ---
Well, I guess you could call it important.
[11:26] ---
It's about what we should do together...
[11:29] ---
"PLAN A STRATEGY"
[11:29] ---
to plan a strategy
for the student council election.
[11:33] ---
I don't want to discuss it here,
so meet me behind the building after school.
[11:38] ---
An afterschool rendezvous!
[11:40] ---
Does that mean you-know-what?
[11:41] ---
Those two are usually joined
at the hip after school,
[11:43] ---
"CLASS B"
[11:44] ---
so it wouldn't surprise me
if they were in a relationship.
[11:49] ---
Kashiwagi, you often visit
student council, right?
[11:52] ---
What's the scoop?
[11:53] ---
Spill it!
[11:55] ---
I don't think they're dating.
[11:57] ---
At least, not yet.
[11:58] ---
A juicy romantic rumor about
two leading students landed right in their lap!
[12:01] ---
Then, this is the big day!
[12:03] ---
It has to be that!
[12:04] ---
"AMBASSADOR OF LOVE"
[12:04] ---
This hot news spread like wildfire on social
media, LINE, and the school's underground sites!
[12:07] ---
"President is asking someone out!"
[12:07] ---
"Whoa! Who is it?"
[12:08] ---
"Wait... Maybe Vice President?"
[12:09] ---
"Finally"
"Whoa! I'm on the edge of my seat"
[12:10] ---
"Shuchiin MMCBS
(Mass Media Club Broadcasting Station)"
[12:10] ---
How's the situation on the ground?
[12:13] ---
Well, the students are keeping
their distance and just looking on
[12:16] ---
so as not to interfere in this precious event.
[12:18] ---
Shinomiya, it's finally here!
[12:21] ---
What is?
[12:22] ---
Good luck, Kaguya!
[12:24] ---
Good luck with what?
[12:26] ---
All systems are go, President.
[12:29] ---
What are you referring to?
[12:30] ---
You've got this, Shirogane!
[12:32] ---
What have I got?
[12:34] ---
The result!
[12:42] ---
Wait a second.
[12:43] ---
What's the deal here?
[12:45] ---
Go on!
[12:46] ---
This feels like...
[12:47] ---
Like I'm supposed to confess my love to her!
[12:51] ---
Go on! You're going to ask Kaguya to be
in charge of your campaign speeches, right?
[12:54] ---
So, just it get done with already!
[12:57] ---
You're not picking up
on the vibe here at all, are you?
[13:04] ---
President...
[13:05] ---
You have something important...
[13:07] ---
Yes, about that...
[13:09] ---
Countless enthusiastic gazes
were locked on to them!
[13:09] ---
"STARE STARE"
[13:12] ---
The air behind the school
was permeated with the expectation
[13:15] ---
of a manly confession of love from Shirogane!
[13:17] ---
With a mood like this, if I just ask her
to be in charge of my speeches...
[13:23] ---
Shinomiya, I'd like to put you in charge
of my campaign speeches.
[13:28] ---
Bait and switch!
[13:29] ---
Chicken!
[13:29] ---
How could you humiliate her like this?
[13:31] ---
I'll never vote for you!
SIGN "ELECTION RESULT" "SHIROGANE" "SCUM" "ENEMY OF WOMEN" "CRAP!!"
[13:41] ---
I-It seems like we've got an audience here.
[13:45] ---
Yes, I noticed that, too.
[13:47] ---
But I don't mind.
[13:50] ---
Yeah, but it's not
what you're thinking.
[13:52] ---
Jeez! Why is he so embarrassed to ask her
to be in charge of his speeches?
[13:56] ---
"FLUSTERED"
[13:57] ---
So, the thing is, um...
[13:58] ---
President!
[13:59] ---
You chose Kaguya over me, remember?
[14:02] ---
Then pull yourself together!
[14:04] ---
A love triangle?
[14:05] ---
Is the student council room
a hotbed of mad passion?
[14:07] ---
Don't make the situation
more complicated than it already is!
[14:10] ---
What are you going to do, President?
[14:11] ---
He just has to tell her!
[14:12] ---
It's all over for me!
[14:17] ---
H-Hey...
[14:22] ---
Shinomiya...
[14:24] ---
Y-Yes?
[14:32] ---
Maybe it's better this way.
[14:35] ---
I want to make Kaguya Shinomiya
confess her love to me.
[14:38] ---
That's what I thought all this time.
[14:40] ---
This is a matter of pride.
[14:42] ---
Shinomiya and I
come from different backgrounds,
[14:45] ---
so I thought it was necessary to have her confess
her love to me before we could date as equals.
[14:51] ---
But I feel too strongly about Shinomiya now...
[14:55] ---
...to keep making excuses.
[15:01] ---
Shinomiya...
[15:02] ---
I...
[15:04] ---
I...
[15:11] ---
I was hoping to put you in charge
of my campaign speeches.
[15:21] ---
Jeez.
[15:22] ---
You're hopeless.
[15:25] ---
Listen, President...
[15:27] ---
This is how I'm going to answer your request.
[15:31] ---
Whether it's about campaign speeches
or anything else...
[15:39] ---
Yes.
[15:40] ---
Gladly.
[15:41] ---
What was that?
[15:42] ---
I couldn't hear!
[15:49] ---
Come on, President. Let's get out of here
before they start to riot!
[15:52] ---
R-Right!
[15:54] ---
"TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT"
[15:54] ---
Today's battle result...
[15:55] ---
"A TIE"
[15:56] ---
A tie.
[15:57] ---
What about the campaign speeches?
[16:00] ---
The chaotic election arc begins!
[16:03] ---
And after the commercials, at last...
[16:05] ---
"Those two again..."
[16:06] ---
"STUDENT COUNCIL ELECTION
PREDICTION BULLETIN"
[16:08] ---
"FORMER PRESIDENT SHIROGANE DOMINATING?"
SIGN "MIKO IINO (FIRST-YEAR) MIYUKI SHIROGANE (SECOND-YEAR) HAYATO HONGO (SECOND-YEAR)"
[16:12] ---
You're the frontrunner, President.
[16:13] ---
"MIKO IINO WANTS TO SET THINGS RIGHT"
[16:14] ---
Yay! You have it in the bag!
[16:18] ---
A lot of people just remember our names
because of what we did last time.
[16:22] ---
These numbers can change
depending on what the other candidates do.
[16:29] ---
Who am I kidding? I've totally won!
[16:31] ---
It's scary how popular I am!
[16:32] ---
To be honest, I don't have to do anything!
My re-election is a lock!
[16:35] ---
There's no need for any campaigning!
[16:38] ---
A first-year girl is in second place, huh?
[16:41] ---
Do you know her, Ishigami?
[16:43] ---
You're asking me, when I don't
even remember my classmates' names?
[16:48] ---
Miko lino...
[16:50] ---
Miko lino?
[16:52] ---
Sorry. I do know this name after all.
[16:55] ---
Is she famous?
[16:57] ---
Well, among the first-years.
[17:00] ---
Academically, she's the top of her class.
[17:02] ---
O-Oh...
[17:04] ---
But, um, she's also very intense.
[17:08] ---
Please take one!
[17:09] ---
Yeah.
[17:09] ---
Please! Take one, please!
[17:10] ---
She's the one handing out fliers over there.
[17:13] ---
A picture is worth a thousand words.
[17:16] ---
I think you'll get a better idea
by seeing her in action.
[17:22] ---
Please take a look at this.
[17:24] ---
Please.
[17:26] ---
Do you have a second?
[17:28] ---
Ishigami...
[17:30] ---
What do you want?
[17:31] ---
I don't have time to waste on a burnout.
[17:33] ---
Burnout...
[17:35] ---
Well, I was just going to introduce you.
[17:38] ---
I don't think you've met.
[17:40] ---
You're Miko lino?
[17:45] ---
Yes.
[17:46] ---
Miko lino, a first-year high school student
at Shuchiin Academy.
[17:49] ---
"FIRST - MIKO IINO"
[17:50] ---
Like Shirogane, she's a talented
young woman who's the top of her class.
[17:55] ---
Her father is a High Court judge,
[17:58] ---
and she's a member
of the Public Morals Committee.
[18:00] ---
She's a diligent honors student
with irreproachable conduct.
[18:05] ---
And she's 147 centimeters tall!
[18:08] ---
Nice to meet you, I suppose...
[18:10] ---
Ex-President Shirogane.
[18:12] ---
Ex...
[18:13] ---
I've heard about you.
You're the top of your class?
[18:16] ---
Yes. Ever since I started here.
SIGN "THIS YEAR'S GRADES FIRST TERM: FIRST SECOND TERM: FIRST THIRD TERM: FIRST"
SIGN "FIRST-YEAR GRADES FIRST TERM: NINTH SECOND TERM: FOURTH THIRD TERM: FIRST"
[18:22] ---
But studying isn't everything, you know.
[18:25] ---
Working and getting real-world experience
are important, too.
[18:28] ---
Does he see himself
as a first-year's rival?
[18:32] ---
Handing out fliers, huh?
[18:34] ---
That kind of dull effort is also important.
[18:36] ---
You haven't been doing anything,
though, have you, Ex-President?
[18:39] ---
Is it the complacency of a king?
[18:42] ---
Although from where I'm standing,
it just looks like carelessness.
[18:45] ---
Campaigning is trying to gather votes
through mere exposure effect.
[18:50] ---
That kind of phony baloney isn't necessary
when you have an actual track record.
[18:54] ---
That's carelessness.
[18:56] ---
Isn't the idea of giving students the
opportunity to think about political platforms
[19:00] ---
connected to a wholesome
academy administration?
[19:05] ---
We're just stepping up to make Shuchiin Academy
an even better and nobler place.
[19:12] ---
I want to convey that
to the students through my campaign.
[19:16] ---
Y-You certainly talk big, little girl.
[19:20] ---
Little girl?
[19:23] ---
No matter how admirable the ideals are
that you embrace, they're only ideals!
[19:27] ---
I can't wait for election day!
[19:29] ---
You'll learn firsthand
just how harsh reality can be!
[19:33] ---
Both of you, get off your high horse!
You totally sound like villains!
[19:38] ---
Ideas without ideals are meaningless.
[19:41] ---
There, see? She's obviously in the right here!
[19:45] ---
Sorry.
[19:46] ---
It seems Miyuki is really
on his guard around you, lino.
[19:50] ---
Fujiwara...
[19:52] ---
You know of me?
[19:54] ---
Of course!
[19:56] ---
And, um, so...
[19:58] ---
...if you wouldn't mind...
[20:01] ---
...after I become the president
of the student council,
[20:03] ---
would you become my vice president?
[20:11] ---
Why Fujiwara of all people?
[20:13] ---
If you actually knew her,
you'd never say anything like that!
[20:16] ---
Do you boys realize
how rude you're being to me?
[20:18] ---
Hey, you look like a decent person!
[20:21] ---
Can you convince your friend
to change her mind?
[20:23] ---
No.
SIGN "KOBACHI OSARAGI FIRST-YEAR STUDENT AT SHUCHIIN ACADEMY"
[20:25] ---
Thinking logically about it, Fujiwara is
a suitable choice for vice president.
[20:28] ---
Logically?
[20:29] ---
What do you two know about Fujiwara?
[20:33] ---
Is there anyone else
who can stack up to her?
[20:39] ---
Fujiwara won first prize
at the PTNA National Piano Competition!
[20:44] ---
Although that was in fourth grade.
[20:46] ---
She also speaks five different languages!
[20:49] ---
Well, my parents are diplomats.
[20:50] ---
And she's a brilliant person who boasts
average grades here at Shuchiin Academy!
[20:54] ---
That's only average, huh?
[20:57] ---
Ever since I was a little kid,
I've played the piano and idolized Fujiwara!
[21:03] ---
She's a prodigy
who's light years ahead of me!
[21:07] ---
Did you know that?
[21:11] ---
Praise me more.
[21:12] ---
Did you have any idea?
Fujiwara is a great person!
[21:16] ---
Ever since I quit, people have been treating me
like a has-been, so I'm touched!
[21:19] ---
Certainly, you may be the favorite now.
[21:22] ---
However...
[21:24] ---
I won't back down on my ideals!
[21:26] ---
And I'm certain that people
will come to understand them eventually.
[21:31] ---
To bring Fujiwara into the fold, too,
I'm going to win this election!
[21:35] ---
"FWISH"
[21:35] ---
We're not going to lose!
[21:38] ---
How can you switch sides so naturally?
[21:43] ---
Miko lino...
[21:45] ---
We'll have to take measures.
[21:48] ---
I don't think we have to worry about that.
[21:51] ---
What?
[21:52] ---
Read that flier carefully.
[21:55] ---
"CAMPAIGN PROMISES"
[21:57] ---
This is what she's really like.
[22:00] ---
Miko lino is by the book
and serious to a fault.
[22:03] ---
Handing out fliers like that
will just turn people off.
[22:06] ---
I wonder why she doesn't get that.
[22:07] ---
Y-Yeah.
[22:10] ---
Shirogane dominates even more.
[22:11] ---
She's always been like this.
[22:13] ---
She's so annoying that it's like the annoyance
takes on a life of its own and walks around.
[22:15] ---
I wish it would hit her one of these days
just what kind of person she is.
[22:20] ---
Today's Kaguya...
[22:22] ---
"TODAY'S KAGUYA"
[22:24] ---
Where is everyone?
[22:26] ---
"Actually, I can't betray my friends!!"
E5 - Miyuki Shirogane Wants Girls to Fall for Him
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[01:30] ---
"MIYUKI SHIROGANE
WANTS GIRLS TO FALL FOR HIM"
[01:30] ---
Winter uniforms!
[01:32] ---
Winter uniforms!
[01:34] ---
Miyuki!
[01:35] ---
Oh, Fujiwara...
[01:38] ---
Something about me is different today.
What do you think it--
[01:43] ---
Your uniform is different.
[01:44] ---
You're totally different!
[01:45] ---
Wh-Wh-What happened?
It's like your aura has changed!
[01:50] ---
I don't think I've done anything especially...
[01:53] ---
It must be because I have
the jacket on again.
[01:55] ---
It feels like we hardly had any time
at all to wear the summer uniforms.
[01:58] ---
This is no time to get sentimental!
[02:02] ---
Is there some strange parasite inside of you?
Maybe you should go to the hospital!
[02:05] ---
As always, you bewilder me.
[02:08] ---
Oh, wait.
[02:09] ---
I had time to fix my bed head today.
It's probably that.
[02:10] ---
"HERE"
[02:12] ---
True, that's different too, but...
[02:15] ---
Wait, that was always bed head?
[02:17] ---
Without the student council,
[02:19] ---
Shirogane now had
three extra hours to use as he liked.
SIGN "CAUSE OF BED HEAD"
SIGN "NIGHTTIME STUDY" "SLEEP" "STUDENT COUNCIL" "CLASSES "WORK" "GO HOME"
[02:24] ---
Yes! Now that he gets enough sleep,
Shirogane's health is in tip-top condition!
[02:31] ---
Huh? Really?
[02:35] ---
WWhy are you so far away from me?
[02:38] ---
After all, it's kind of like...
[02:43] ---
Fujiwara? What the heck?
[02:45] ---
Good morning!
[02:47] ---
Have a nice day!
[02:48] ---
Oh, good morning.
[02:51] ---
What was that? Those two
have never greeted me before.
[02:56] ---
What happened to you?
Was some curse broken?
[02:59] ---
I was never under any curse!
[03:01] ---
What's with everybody?
[03:03] ---
Am I that weird today?
[03:05] ---
Well, you're always giving off
this intimidating air,
[03:09] ---
but it's gone today.
[03:11] ---
"ALWAYS"
[03:12] ---
Intimidating air?
[03:13] ---
"NOW"
[03:14] ---
I don't mean to.
[03:17] ---
Hey, Shirogane!
[03:19] ---
We're going to go do karaoke today.
Wanna join us?
[03:23] ---
I'll be busy campaigning
for the election today, so...
[03:26] ---
I see. Okay, I'll let you have a rain check.
[03:29] ---
Great.
[03:32] ---
This could be your one chance.
[03:34] ---
Your period of popularity!
[03:35] ---
Period of popularity?
[03:36] ---
Period of popularity!
[03:38] ---
Now that he mentioned it,
the glare's not there.
[03:41] ---
You could even say
that my eyes look kindly.
[03:45] ---
Popularity!
[03:46] ---
Maybe...
[03:47] ---
I could make Shinomiya
fall for me like this!
[03:50] ---
We've been getting along lately,
so maybe now...
[03:53] ---
This is a major chance!
[03:58] ---
Shinomiya...
[03:59] ---
President?
[04:01] ---
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[04:04] ---
Do I have something on my face?
[04:07] ---
No.
[04:08] ---
All right, about the content of the speech...
[04:12] ---
She's so flustered
that she can't even look at me.
[04:14] ---
"RUMBLE RUMBLE"
[04:14] ---
It's all she can think about!
[04:16] ---
If I can throw her off balance...
[04:19] ---
The speech should reference
your achievements
[04:21] ---
and make a strong appeal about your
realistic management of the council.
[04:25] ---
That's not bad, but it should be
a little more emotional.
[04:28] ---
Maybe it would be a good idea
to appeal to human nature.
[04:31] ---
Human nature?
[04:33] ---
Yeah. I want to know
what the people around me think of me.
[04:39] ---
For example...
[04:41] ---
What do you think of me, Shinomiya?
[04:44] ---
H-How's this? This should work!
[04:46] ---
Wh-What do I think of you, President?
[04:49] ---
W-Well, you're cool, smart,
with eyes that shine like Canis Major.
[04:55] ---
I think you're very likeable.
[04:58] ---
It'll work!
[04:59] ---
I think you're serious
and helpful to others,
[05:01] ---
which makes you a good choice
for the student council president.
[05:04] ---
And you're too close.
[05:07] ---
H-Huh? Something's off.
[05:10] ---
No.
[05:11] ---
It's possible she's hiding her embarrassment.
[05:13] ---
I'll try once more.
[05:14] ---
I slept well last night,
so my eyes feel refreshed.
[05:17] ---
I think it probably makes a difference,
but what do you think?
[05:21] ---
Yeah.
[05:22] ---
I guess.
[05:24] ---
But you're too close.
[05:26] ---
"RUMBLE RUMBLE"
[05:26] ---
That's her honest reaction!
[05:28] ---
She obviously couldn't care less!
[05:30] ---
Why? When I received such a positive
response from everyone else!
[05:33] ---
Why not Shinomiya?
[05:34] ---
Shirogane's mind wasn't on the meeting!
But neither was Kaguya's mind!
[05:41] ---
Why? Tell me why!
[05:44] ---
President used to have such cool eyes!
[05:51] ---
I'd like to ask your advice
about something, Miss Kashiwagi.
[05:55] ---
Yes, that's the vibe I'm getting.
[05:57] ---
"NAGISA KASHIWAGI
WANTS TO CONSOLE"
[05:58] ---
This is about a friend.
[06:00] ---
It's about Kaguya.
[06:02] ---
Recently, a boy she's interested in
has undergone a major change.
[06:06] ---
So, it's about Shirogane.
[06:08] ---
And she's kind of shocked
by that change.
[06:14] ---
She's worried that if her feelings can be shaken
just by looks, then it's probably not true love.
[06:21] ---
I see.
[06:23] ---
She said "true love"!
[06:25] ---
True love!
[06:27] ---
Pure words that are embarrassing to say!
[06:27] ---
"REAL LOVE"
[06:29] ---
"ETERNAL LOVE"
[06:29] ---
For someone living a normal life,
expressions like that never come up,
[06:33] ---
but this was Kaguya,
born and raised in a special environment.
[06:37] ---
She wasn't even aware that uttering
expressions like that was embarrassing!
[06:42] ---
And the more mature the person,
the more squeamish they became.
[06:47] ---
I'm not pure enough to cope
with your bittersweet first love!
[06:55] ---
But Kaguya turned to me for help,
so I have to do my best for her.
[07:00] ---
That's what love is like.
[07:03] ---
It gets heated up and cooled down
over the most trivial things.
[07:06] ---
But...
[07:07] ---
...true love isn't swayed so easily
by a change in the person's looks, right?
[07:12] ---
She's making my brain itch!
[07:15] ---
It's okay, Kaguya.
[07:17] ---
I'm sure your friend's feelings
are real... T-True love!
[07:22] ---
I said it.
[07:25] ---
Really? Is it love?
[07:27] ---
Yes, it's t-true love.
[07:31] ---
What are you talking about?
[07:34] ---
I overheard interesting words like "true love,"
so I came running over!
[07:38] ---
This complicates it.
[07:39] ---
Kaguya is really bad
at asking for advice.
[07:42] ---
If she keeps talking like this,
her secret will slip out.
[07:43] ---
This is about a friend.
[07:46] ---
I'll have to take one for the team.
[07:48] ---
Yes.
[07:49] ---
I asked her for advice.
[07:52] ---
My question was "What is true love?"
[07:55] ---
Kashiwagi, asking a question
like that at your age!
[08:01] ---
Wait a second.
[08:02] ---
I'm the one who asked for--
[08:04] ---
"FWIP"
[08:04] ---
Don't let my embarrassment go to waste!
[08:06] ---
I wonder what true love really is.
[08:10] ---
It's simple!
[08:12] ---
True love is the kind of love that can't be swayed
by appearance, like with Beauty and the Beast.
[08:17] ---
Love that cools off just because
one person's appearance changes sucks!
[08:21] ---
It's fake!
[08:23] ---
"THE WORST"
[08:23] ---
That's the worst possible answer!
[08:25] ---
Hurry up, Fujiwara!
[08:28] ---
On my way!
[08:30] ---
I was right.
[08:31] ---
My love is fake love...
[08:33] ---
Kaguya isn't even trying to hide
the fact that it's her anymore.
[08:37] ---
What's wrong?
[08:38] ---
Ishigami...
[08:41] ---
Ishigami, have you ever suffered
from not being able to obtain true love?
[08:46] ---
Kaguya?
[08:47] ---
I know you're desperately
grasping at straws, but asking him that...
[08:51] ---
True love?
[08:52] ---
Let's be a little more realistic.
[08:54] ---
See? He's disgusted.
[08:56] ---
In this day and age,
[08:58] ---
nobody can love another person
without any self-interest involved.
[09:01] ---
I agree!
[09:02] ---
It's foolish.
[09:06] ---
Now, realistic love
that's in each person's heart...
[09:10] ---
Why don't people realize
that's what true love is?
[09:16] ---
Well, I'll see you later.
[09:18] ---
Ishigami...
[09:19] ---
Once in a while,
he's got a way with words.
[09:22] ---
I can't deal with this!
I'm going to be sick!
[09:23] ---
I see. There is no love
that's right or wrong.
[09:27] ---
You should just love realistically.
[09:29] ---
Th-That's right!
[09:31] ---
Your own way of loving
is true love, Kaguya!
[09:34] ---
Good!
[09:35] ---
Then, this is really true love, right?
[09:38] ---
It is, isn't it? Isn't it?
[09:39] ---
Yeah, sure!
[09:41] ---
Shinomiya...
[09:42] ---
Hey, you two!
[09:44] ---
Isn't it another beautiful day?
[09:48] ---
Wh-Wh-Wh-What's wrong?
What happened to your face?
[09:51] ---
Oh, I've been working on my campaign strategy
so much that I haven't been able to sleep!
[09:55] ---
I guess it's been really hard on my eyes!
[09:58] ---
I know she liked that glare of his,
but surely not to this extent!
[10:02] ---
P-President, that's no good.
[10:04] ---
The infirmary...
You should lie down in the infirmary!
[10:07] ---
Huh?
[10:09] ---
This is bad. I shouldn't do this.
[10:11] ---
I know I shouldn't be doing this, but...
[10:15] ---
Th-Thanks, Shinomiya.
[10:18] ---
That's all right. No problem.
[10:22] ---
I'm sorry, Kaguya. Maybe...
[10:27] ---
...that's not true love.
[10:30] ---
Today's battle result...
[10:32] ---
Kashiwagi loses.
[10:36] ---
After being tainted by a man,
my lady has developed a strange fetish.
[10:40] ---
Hayasaka harbored a realistic fear.
[10:45] ---
"MIYUKI SHIROGANE WANTS TO SING"
[10:48] ---
♪ We look up to the high sky... ♪
[10:52] ---
♪ To the peak of distant Mount Fuji... ♪
[10:56] ---
♪ We ride the azure winds... ♪
[11:00] ---
♪ Will our song be heard? ♪
[11:05] ---
♪ We know our flaws
and will work hard to overcome them... ♪
[11:09] ---
He's just mouthing the words!
[11:13] ---
Miyuki, you idiot! Insincere! Shameless!
[11:15] ---
Former or not, how could
the president of the student council
[11:18] ---
just lip-synch the school anthem?
[11:20] ---
I expect you to do
some serious repenting! I'm furious!
[11:23] ---
The school anthem!
[11:24] ---
At Shuchiin Academy, it's sung in unison at
morning assembly at the beginning of every week
[11:28] ---
and because it's done
since elementary school,
[11:28] ---
"ELEMENTARY"
[11:28] ---
"MIDDLE"
[11:30] ---
"HIGH"
[11:30] ---
almost all of the trueborn students can sing it.
[11:31] ---
"Transferred in
from another
school"
[11:33] ---
Thus, not being able to sing it is shameful.
[11:37] ---
I'm impressed you were able to see
through my flawless lip-synching, Fujiwara.
[11:42] ---
Well, I am the conductor.
[11:44] ---
It may be a pain, but you really
should remember the lyrics!
[11:47] ---
Wait a second. That's not it.
[11:49] ---
I have the lyrics memorized,
and it's not like I don't want to sing.
[11:52] ---
Then, why?
[11:54] ---
I'm...
[11:55] ---
...crap.
[11:56] ---
Huh? You're crap?
[11:57] ---
I'm kind of crappy at singing!
And a girl shouldn't say such vulgar things!
[12:01] ---
But come on, former or not, a student
council president who can't carry a tune?
[12:05] ---
Shirogane is singing out of tune!
[12:09] ---
Awful!
[12:10] ---
President... So, you're tone-deaf?
[12:13] ---
Then, you've only been mouthing the words?
[12:16] ---
How cute.
[12:17] ---
It would be even more embarrassing
if I sang it out loud!
[12:21] ---
So, better to spare myself
the humiliation by mouthing the words!
[12:26] ---
Kind of crappy at singing...
[12:28] ---
Memories of their intensive volleyball training
floated through Fujiwara's head.
[12:32] ---
Those days and nights of grueling training
[12:34] ---
were pure hell that exhausted
the mind and body.
[12:38] ---
She swore to herself that she'd never
teach Shirogane anything again!
[12:41] ---
This time, though,
it wasn't exercise but music.
[12:43] ---
A subject Fujiwara was especially good at!
[12:46] ---
On top of that, he was only "kind of" tone-deaf.
[12:49] ---
Kind of crappy, right?
Just kind of crappy, right?
[12:52] ---
Yeah, I swear, only kind of.
I'm only kind of a crappy singer!
[12:57] ---
Then, what the heck?
I'll help you practice!
[13:00] ---
For real?
[13:14] ---
Fujiwara cursed her naive judgment!
[13:17] ---
She had foolishly opened the gate
to her own personal hell!
[13:19] ---
Help me, Pesu!
[13:23] ---
Well?
[13:24] ---
Don't give me "kind of"!
[13:25] ---
It's devastating! You're lethally tone-deaf!
[13:27] ---
How dare you lie to me!
[13:30] ---
Oh, that's an exaggeration!
I'm not that bad.
[13:33] ---
Do you want to hear yourself?
[13:34] ---
"VOICE MEMO"
[13:36] ---
Yeah, sure.
[13:39] ---
No...
[13:41] ---
This hideous singing voice is mine?
[13:43] ---
That's reality. Accept it.
[13:46] ---
What should I do?
[13:48] ---
Instead of a song,
start by singing one sound properly.
[13:55] ---
Can you do that?
[13:57] ---
Who do you think I am?
Of course I can do that much.
[14:03] ---
See?
[14:04] ---
That's "re"!
[14:05] ---
This is "so"!
[14:07] ---
This is "re"!
[14:08] ---
They're completely different, right?
[14:11] ---
Yeah.
[14:12] ---
Liar! Your face tells me
you don't get it at all!
[14:15] ---
Okay, I'm going to do "so,"
[14:18] ---
so listen carefully
and then try to reproduce my sound.
[14:21] ---
The same sound.
[14:26] ---
"HIGHER"
[14:28] ---
"HIGHER"
[14:36] ---
"This is 'so' in unison. Right now,
you and I are producing the same sound."
[14:38] ---
"It feels good, doesn't it?"
[14:41] ---
That's listening to a note
and then singing it.
[14:44] ---
I appreciate this, Fujiwara.
[14:47] ---
I feel like I understand music
for the first time!
[14:51] ---
I can sing!
[14:53] ---
Now I can sing!
[14:54] ---
Yes!
[14:56] ---
Here I go!
[15:03] ---
How was that?
[15:04] ---
I feel like I'm going to puke!
[15:06] ---
Before, it had a kind of charm
like a sea cucumber's viscera,
[15:09] ---
but now that you're hitting the notes
in a half-assed way, it just sounds bad!
[15:14] ---
You don't sugarcoat, do you?
[15:17] ---
Look, I'll just keep mouthing the words.
[15:19] ---
I don't want to ruin it
for everyone else with my singing.
[15:22] ---
Oh, that wouldn't...
[15:24] ---
It's happened before.
[15:27] ---
My elementary school teacher told me,
"You don't have to sing."
[15:32] ---
"MIDDLE"
[15:32] ---
For my middle school's chorus festival,
my classmates begged me to lip-synch.
[15:38] ---
I've been mouthing the words
ever since then.
[15:42] ---
Honestly, I'd like to sing.
[15:44] ---
Without getting worked up.
[15:45] ---
I'd like to sing with everyone.
[15:48] ---
But...
[15:52] ---
Why didn't you tell me that
from the beginning?
[15:56] ---
Fujiwara...
[15:58] ---
I'll make a singer out of you yet, Miyuki.
[16:01] ---
"GOO GOO GA GA"
[16:01] ---
Leave it to Mama!
[16:02] ---
I'm uncomfortable with that
maternal instinct you're displaying!
[16:07] ---
And so...
[16:08] ---
"DEMON"
[16:12] ---
...time went by intensely.
[16:22] ---
The next morning assembly!
[16:27] ---
Miyuki...
[16:31] ---
Please, God...
[16:35] ---
♪ We look up to the high sky... ♪
[16:40] ---
♪ To the peak of distant Mount Fuji... ♪
[16:44] ---
♪ We ride the azure winds... ♪
[16:47] ---
He's singing!
[16:48] ---
♪ Will our song be heard? ♪
[16:49] ---
Miyuki is singing!
[16:52] ---
Yeah. It's being heard, Miyuki.
[16:52] ---
♪ We know our flaws
and will work hard to overcome them... ♪
[17:00] ---
♪ Nobility and shame both dwell in the eyes... ♪
[17:08] ---
♪ Together we will rise
above the darkness of discouragement... ♪
[17:16] ---
"HIGHER"
[17:16] ---
♪ Days of advancing
through the heights together... ♪
[17:25] ---
♪ We will reach our destination someday... ♪
[17:33] ---
♪ We will never forget
our gratitude to you, Mother... ♪
[17:41] ---
♪ Our mother who raised us... ♪
[17:46] ---
Fujiwara?
[17:47] ---
Fujiwara?
[17:48] ---
Chika?
[17:52] ---
I sang!
[17:54] ---
I really sang!
[17:56] ---
Miss Fujiwara, what was that about?
[18:03] ---
He made me so proud!
[18:09] ---
"TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT"
"SHIROGANE & FUJIWARA WIN"
[18:10] ---
Today's battle result...
[18:11] ---
Shirogane and Fujiwara win.
[18:14] ---
"No, I'm done!!
My days of teaching him are over!!"
[18:16] ---
To be continued.
SIGN "HAYATO HONGO (SECOND-YEAR) WITHDRAWS HIS CANDIDACY FROM THE STUDENT COUNCIL ELECTION SO HE CAN FOCUS ON STUDYING?"
SIGN "MIYUKI SHIROGANE'S 3 POLICIES WE AND THE STUDENTS TOGETHER"
[18:28] ---
There we go.
[18:30] ---
What's that?
[18:31] ---
Oh...
[18:32] ---
Iino advertised her campaign pledges,
[18:35] ---
so I prepared pledges for our side.
[18:37] ---
Oh. President made this?
[18:37] ---
"KAGUYA WANTS TO KICK THEM DOWN"
[18:39] ---
Nope, I made it up off the top of my head!
[18:42] ---
Well, campaign promises
are just like decorations anyway.
[18:46] ---
Once the election is over,
no one will remember who said what.
[18:50] ---
You come from a family of politicians, right?
[18:54] ---
"INVESTIGATION REPORT"
[18:55] ---
Miko lino.
[18:56] ---
Her father is a high court judge,
[18:59] ---
and her mother works for an international
humanitarian aid organization.
[19:02] ---
Besides our people, I've been using
outside investigators to look into her.
[19:07] ---
I don't think this is going to be easy.
[19:09] ---
Really?
[19:10] ---
Usually with this kind of thing, when you
start turning over rocks, you find bugs.
[19:15] ---
Once in a while,
[19:16] ---
you also find people who lay their lives
on the line for their job and are incorruptible.
[19:20] ---
We may not be able to find
any ammunition to use against her.
[19:23] ---
Even if that's the case,
it's not a problem.
[19:26] ---
I've encountered
more scoundrels than she has.
[19:31] ---
Why did you want to see me?
I don't really have any free time.
[19:35] ---
That's why I thought it would be a good idea
to take a breather with a cup of tea.
[19:39] ---
The student council room
is supposed to be off-limits right now.
[19:43] ---
Either you or we will become the next
student council, so that doesn't matter.
[19:48] ---
Hongo might also become
the student council president.
[19:53] ---
Yes, he had a chance, right?
[19:57] ---
Let me see. Did we have
any cookies in here?
[20:00] ---
No, thank you.
[20:01] ---
I can tell you're the kind of person
who'll stop at nothing to get what she wants.
[20:06] ---
I don't trust that tea.
[20:09] ---
Oh, that's a shame.
[20:10] ---
I just wanted to get to know you better.
[20:14] ---
I hear your parents
are both upstanding members of society.
[20:19] ---
Yes, they are.
[20:20] ---
I respect my parents because
they stay on the straight and narrow
[20:23] ---
and refuse to give in to anyone,
no matter how crooked they are!
[20:28] ---
Conviction and anxiety.
[20:31] ---
Should I change my line of attack?
[20:34] ---
Then, why don't we talk about this?
[20:37] ---
During elementary and middle school,
you ran for the student council many times.
[20:41] ---
But you never won, not once.
[20:44] ---
You do know why, don't you?
[20:47] ---
You weren't strong enough
to have your strict ideals accepted.
[20:52] ---
If you cling to those ideals,
[20:54] ---
you'll never win an election
while you're at this academy, either.
[20:59] ---
However...
[21:00] ---
...we'll help you with your election campaign.
[21:04] ---
By the name of Shinomiya, I swear
I'll make you the student council president.
[21:10] ---
But that's...
[21:11] ---
Of course, that support would be
in accordance with your ideals.
[21:15] ---
You'd decide on any actions I took.
[21:18] ---
That doesn't sound bad, does it?
[21:22] ---
Disturbed. Hopeful.
[21:24] ---
Yes.
[21:26] ---
You want to be the student council president
more than anything, right?
[21:31] ---
What are you after?
[21:34] ---
This is a deal, isn't it?
What's the condition going to be?
[21:39] ---
I wouldn't call it a condition.
Wait until you're a second-year.
[21:44] ---
I think it'd be better for you to learn
a little more about the high school first.
[21:48] ---
Otherwise, we won't be able
to support you with confidence.
[21:52] ---
In other words...
[21:54] ---
...in exchange for your help next year,
you want us to drop out this year.
[21:58] ---
Is that it?
[22:01] ---
Oh. Is that how it sounded to you?
[22:03] ---
I see.
[22:05] ---
President aside, is that
how the former student council operated?
[22:10] ---
That's plain dirty.
[22:12] ---
You and Ex-President Shirogane...
[22:14] ---
...were made for each other!
[22:17] ---
"BLUSH"
[22:18] ---
Made for each other?
[22:19] ---
Yes, made for each other!
[22:20] ---
You're two of a kind!
You have perfect compatibility!
[22:23] ---
Um...
[22:25] ---
Do you really think
we're that compatible?
[22:28] ---
There aren't many people
who are as compatible as you two!
[22:30] ---
You might as well get married!
[22:34] ---
Married?
[22:35] ---
I can't believe you two
had the run of this academy.
[22:38] ---
Well! I didn't realize she was so nice!
[22:42] ---
No, get a grip! You can't let yourself
be swayed by emotions!
[22:44] ---
One more step and I can break her spirit!
[22:46] ---
Come to think of it...
[22:48] ---
...w-we kept a fruitcake in here
for a special occasion.
[22:51] ---
I don't want any!
[22:52] ---
Oh.
[22:53] ---
I've made up my mind.
[22:54] ---
Both you and Ex-President
are going to be part of my student council.
[22:59] ---
I'm going to beat your warped nature into shape!
[23:02] ---
Th-That's not...
[23:06] ---
Huh?
[23:07] ---
That's actually not a bad condition.
[23:10] ---
For me, it would guarantee
that I'd get to be with President.
[23:15] ---
And it would also free President
from exhausting work.
[23:18] ---
So...
[23:20] ---
...together, we'll bring order
back to this academy!
[23:23] ---
We'll all check
everyone's uniforms every morning!
[23:26] ---
In the afternoon,
we'll pick up litter together!
[23:28] ---
And as for hanky-panky at night,
there won't be any of it.
[23:31] ---
No romance?
[23:32] ---
Of course not! You won't be permitted
to get closer than 50 cm to the person!
[23:36] ---
Vice President Fujiwara and I...
[23:39] ---
...will be able to make it all happen!
[23:41] ---
Vice President who?
Are you for real?
[23:45] ---
Of course.
[23:47] ---
What's this girl talking about?
I'm terrified!
[23:50] ---
The result of today's negotiations...
[23:52] ---
Breakdown!
[23:53] ---
Next time, Election Day!
[23:56] ---
"ELECTION SUPER TUESDAY"
E6 - I Don't Want to Make Miko Iino Smile
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[01:30] ---
"ELECTION COMMISSION"
[01:32] ---
I have a favor to ask you.
[01:36] ---
I want you to beat Miko lino
in today's election by a landslide.
[01:39] ---
Why are you so serious?
[01:41] ---
Polling shows we've got
almost 90% of the vote locked down,
[01:43] ---
"I DON'T WANT TO MAKE
MIKO IINO SMILE"
[01:45] ---
so I don't think
there's any need to worry.
[01:48] ---
Do they have some kind of ace up their sleeve?
[01:51] ---
No, they don't.
[01:53] ---
I'm sure we'll win today's election.
[01:56] ---
But even so, we should be able
to make it a decisive win.
[02:00] ---
Is there something
between you and Miko lino?
[02:09] ---
Miko, what are you doing?
[02:12] ---
I heard writing the character for a person on your
palm and then swallowing it calms the nerves.
[02:16] ---
Want to try together?
[02:18] ---
Swallow a person...
[02:23] ---
I can't.
[02:24] ---
Why not?
[02:26] ---
It's like I have empathy for this person.
[02:29] ---
I would feel guilty swallowing him.
[02:31] ---
What are you talking about?
[02:32] ---
When I think that he may have
parents and a family...
[02:35] ---
He doesn't.
[02:36] ---
Then, he's all alone.
[02:38] ---
That's wrong, too.
[02:39] ---
I'm going to name this person Yusaku.
[02:41] ---
What's the point of making it
even tougher for yourself to swallow him?
[02:44] ---
Please get ready!
[02:47] ---
Okay!
[02:56] ---
D-Do your best.
[03:00] ---
Yusaku...
[03:07] ---
Miko lino is a very honest girl.
[03:11] ---
She's a girl who is sensitive, pure...
[03:13] ---
...and more just than anyone I know.
[03:17] ---
I think many of you already know
[03:18] ---
how earnest she is through her work
as a member of the Public Morals Committee.
[03:22] ---
She was a member of that committee
all through middle school,
[03:24] ---
working hard for the sake
of the academy and her fellow students.
[03:28] ---
At the same time,
[03:29] ---
she was devoted to her studies
and was the highest-ranked student...
[03:29] ---
There's no hesitation.
[03:30] ---
She must have practiced a lot.
[03:33] ---
But...
[03:34] ---
...people here aren't really paying attention.
[03:37] ---
Maybe half of the students here
are actually listening.
[03:40] ---
So, please vote for Miko lino.
[03:45] ---
Thank you for listening.
[03:48] ---
And now, let's hear from a supporter
for Mr. Shirogane, Ms. Shinomiya.
[03:54] ---
Kaguya!
[03:55] ---
She's so honorable!
[04:14] ---
My name is Kaguya Shinomiya,
and I'm here to present a speech
[04:17] ---
in support of presidential candidate
Miyuki Shirogane. Hello.
[04:20] ---
As you all know, I served as the former
vice president of the student council.
[04:21] ---
She did that mic feedback thing on purpose.
[04:24] ---
She did it to command everyone's attention,
even the teachers.
[04:27] ---
I'd like to think I have a better grasp
of what the student council is than anyone.
[04:32] ---
The operating costs for the school's
student council is provided by contributions,
[04:36] ---
so the money at our disposal
cannot be used in an immature way.
SIGN "FORMER STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT MIYUKI SHIROGANE'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS"
[04:41] ---
Safe, sound and effective management
of the funds is essential.
[04:44] ---
As this data indicates,
our previous student council,
[04:47] ---
under the leadership
of President Miyuki Shirogane,
[04:49] ---
was able to accomplish
all of this, I'm proud to say.
[04:52] ---
That's true. They do have actual results.
[04:53] ---
He revised club activity budgets,
[04:55] ---
Yeah.
[04:56] ---
was in charge
of the school festival operating budget,
[04:57] ---
But Shirogane just started here
from high school--
[04:58] ---
and increased the number of vending machines.
[04:58] ---
No talking.
[05:01] ---
President Shirogane always considered
[05:02] ---
how he could improve the quality of our
student lives here and then took action.
[05:04] ---
Just before, Fujiwara led a teacher
over by an anti-Shirogane section.
[05:05] ---
That stance will remain unchanging for a second term.
[05:09] ---
We can't put anything past them.
[05:10] ---
Finally...
[05:11] ---
I would like to explain our forthcoming
club policies with video footage.
[05:16] ---
"STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT MIYUKI SHIROGANE
PROJECTED STUDENT COUNCIL OPERATIONS"
[05:16] ---
We're going to let the destination
of the class trip
[05:18] ---
be guided by the results
of a survey given to students.
[05:22] ---
I wanna go to Bali!
[05:23] ---
I say Egypt!
[05:24] ---
"SHUCHIIN ACADEMY FESTIVAL"
[05:24] ---
And then, our hearts will become one.
[05:25] ---
"HOUSHIN FESTIVAL"
[05:32] ---
"EBISU ACADEMICS AND SPORTS"
[05:32] ---
On top of that, he arranged
[05:35] ---
for that charismatic teacher from last year
to come back this season for a special class.
[05:39] ---
This promotional video
is full of shameless baloney.
[05:40] ---
"ERINA EYATE"
[05:43] ---
Ishigami...
[05:46] ---
They're eating it up.
[05:48] ---
We're just presenting an approximation
of your accomplishments, President.
[05:52] ---
The important thing is having a list
of things and how they're presented.
[05:55] ---
Still, I'm surprised you put
so much effort into this, Ishigami.
[06:00] ---
It's like I said.
[06:02] ---
I want to beat Miko lino in a landslide.
[06:05] ---
That is all.
[06:07] ---
Thank you for your attention.
[06:10] ---
Please vote for Miyuki Shirogane.
[06:15] ---
That was powerful.
[06:17] ---
She just exudes unshakeable strength.
[06:20] ---
Miko has just as many accomplishments.
[06:22] ---
But...
[06:24] ---
Next, let's hear from the candidate, Miko lino.
[06:40] ---
My name is...
[06:42] ---
What'd she say?
[06:43] ---
Mic trouble?
[06:44] ---
We can't hear you!
[06:46] ---
Is something wrong?
[06:48] ---
I'm Miko lino.
[06:53] ---
Is she nervous?
[06:56] ---
Again?
[07:03] ---
This is the usual pattern.
[07:06] ---
This is the reason Miko lino doesn't win.
[07:09] ---
She was never good
in front of a crowd,
[07:11] ---
but every time she loses
an election, it gets worse.
[07:16] ---
It's laughable.
[07:19] ---
Top of the class, by the book,
serious to a fault.
[07:23] ---
Normally, she's a self-important,
authoritarian pain in the ass,
[07:26] ---
so it's all the more potent
when she exposes herself to ridicule like this.
[07:30] ---
You can't expect people who are annoyed
by her on the daily not to laugh.
[07:34] ---
"TAP TAP"
[07:36] ---
I have plenty of reasons
to resent her myself.
[07:37] ---
"SCRUB SCRUB"
[07:40] ---
"FWISH!!"
[07:43] ---
"POURING WATER"
SIGN "CHUCKLE CHUCKLE" "HEH HEH"
SIGN "PLEASE VOTE FOR ME THIS TIME FOR SURE"
SIGN "WOW"
SIGN "HAHAHAHA"
[07:49] ---
But...
[07:50] ---
But it pisses me off...
[07:53] ---
...when someone who's trying so hard
gets laughed at.
[07:56] ---
So...
[07:57] ---
Leave it to me.
[08:01] ---
You want us to win in a way that won't make
Miko lino a laughingstock, right?
[08:14] ---
No one's home, Miko?
[08:17] ---
No.
[08:18] ---
My mom is distributing vaccines
to a hot spot,
[08:21] ---
and my dad has to work late
at the courthouse.
[08:24] ---
Both of their jobs are very important.
[08:28] ---
But don't you get lonely
being the only one at home?
[08:31] ---
I do.
[08:33] ---
I wouldn't be able to take it.
[08:36] ---
It's not my mom and dad's fault.
[08:39] ---
It's just that the world
is full of bad people...
[08:42] ---
...which makes them so busy
that they can't come home much.
[08:47] ---
If only people would follow the rules...
[08:51] ---
Miko is a very serious person.
[08:54] ---
She always comes to class
early in the morning...
[08:57] ---
...to feed the fish and change
the water for the flowers.
[09:01] ---
She always does what the teacher says
and always has the highest grade.
[09:07] ---
Everyone!
[09:08] ---
It was only natural when she ran for
student council president in elementary school.
[09:13] ---
Stop bringing things to school
that have nothing to do with our studies!
SIGN "STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT ELECTED: MAKOTO TADA MOMOKO ADACHI MIKO IINO"
[09:17] ---
Miko loves doing what's right.
[09:21] ---
But to elementary school students
who just want to have fun,
[09:24] ---
doing what's right is seen as an enemy
that infringes on their freedom.
[09:29] ---
In middle school,
we joined the Public Morals Committee.
[09:33] ---
Miko didn't hesitate
to crack down on upperclassmen
[09:36] ---
even if they were scary or popular.
[09:39] ---
A lot of people didn't appreciate that.
SIGN "ELECTED: KAZUO AIDA SAORI NONAKA JUNPEI MACHIDA MIKO IINO"
[09:44] ---
Some of them were malicious.
[09:46] ---
Miko didn't care.
She didn't even look disappointed.
[09:50] ---
Or at least that's probably
what other people thought.
[09:53] ---
But they were wrong.
[09:56] ---
Miko would cry
where nobody else could see her.
[09:59] ---
The truth is she was scared
[10:01] ---
and would get hurt like anybody else
when people were mean to her.
[10:05] ---
Miko...
[10:08] ---
Miko was just serious. She wasn't strong.
[10:11] ---
But no one got that.
[10:15] ---
Miko just wants to do the right thing.
[10:18] ---
Why do they look at her like that?
[10:22] ---
Anybody would be scared
if people stared at them like that.
[10:38] ---
That's enough. You're just wasting time.
[10:42] ---
N-Not yet...
[10:44] ---
Do you really think you'll get any votes
[10:46] ---
with ridiculous campaign promises
like this, Miko lino?
[10:50] ---
Ridiculous?
[10:53] ---
Yes, ridiculous.
[10:54] ---
Mandatory shaved heads
in this day and age?
[10:56] ---
No one will go along with that.
[10:58] ---
B-But... th-that's...
[11:04] ---
If you object, look me in the eye
and tell me straight out.
[11:07] ---
I-I...
[11:11] ---
What I'm trying to say is...
[11:19] ---
Go ahead.
[11:23] ---
Jeez.
[11:25] ---
She would've self-destructed
if he'd just left well enough alone.
[11:29] ---
My...
[11:30] ---
My campaign promises
aren't ridiculous at all!
[11:37] ---
Are you listening?
[11:39] ---
This is a survey of the brand images
of well-known high schools!
[11:42] ---
The strength of Shuchiin's brand
has been declining with each passing year!
[11:47] ---
Oh, and you've pinpointed the cause?
[11:49] ---
There are a number of reasons,
[11:51] ---
but one is a strong impression
that the students here have loose morals!
[11:54] ---
The general public sees us
as "spoiled brats with good grades"!
[11:58] ---
That's what they think of us!
[12:01] ---
Miko is saying what she wants to say
without any trouble?
[12:01] ---
And not only that,
[12:03] ---
lately, we haven't been able to get cooperation
from any community organizations for our events!
[12:07] ---
Cooperation from community organizations?
[12:08] ---
I see!
[12:09] ---
Be more specific.
[12:09] ---
It's because she's only focusing on Shirogane!
[12:11] ---
For example, the campfire
at the school festival!
[12:13] ---
After our students made a nuisance
of themselves by staying out late and littering,
[12:16] ---
the neighborhood association stopped
granting permission for nighttime activities!
[12:20] ---
That's one problem caused by lax morals!
[12:23] ---
Our local bad reputation corresponds
with this period of relaxed school regulations.
[12:26] ---
Rules give rise to morals!
[12:29] ---
But making all the boys shave their heads
because of that is going too far!
[12:33] ---
Shaved heads are cool!
[12:35] ---
That uniformity is stylish!
Big round heads make my heart beat fast!
[12:39] ---
I don't care about your fetish!
[12:41] ---
In this information society, you never know
what trivial problem will ruin a brand!
[12:46] ---
In order to preserve Shuchiin's brand,
even after we become members of society,
[12:51] ---
we need to reform the school's image
into a "Moral Shuchiin"!
[13:02] ---
Where's the data showing
that shaving your head is effective?
[13:04] ---
There is a precedent
that showed a decrease in tardiness!
[13:07] ---
The reason was it took less time for the boys
to fix their hair in the morning!
[13:11] ---
I don't accept that alone as validity!
[13:14] ---
In this modern world
which esteems diversity,
[13:15] ---
it would be difficult
to enforce mandatory head-shaving!
[13:17] ---
Diversity?
[13:19] ---
Would you really lose diversity
over a haircut?
[13:23] ---
It wouldn't be lost but stolen.
[13:27] ---
Although respecting the individual
without destroying the model would be the ideal.
[13:32] ---
To cultivate everyone's individuality,
Shuchiin supports a variety of clubs.
[13:37] ---
The ideal can be realized!
[13:39] ---
Their debate has been going on
for more than half an hour now,
[13:43] ---
but no one is in the mood to stop them.
SIGN "STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT ELECTION RESULTS MIYUKI SHIROGANE MIKO IINO"
[13:49] ---
Well, she lost the election, but...
[13:52] ---
"SHOCK"
[13:56] ---
Miko...
[13:57] ---
Hey, lino...
[14:06] ---
That was so close! I voted for you!
[14:09] ---
You were so cool,
holding your ground against President!
[14:12] ---
I was moved!
[14:14] ---
Me, too!
[14:15] ---
There's always next year! Focus on that!
[14:17] ---
I never knew you thought
so much about the academy, lino!
[14:20] ---
We have "♪rubbingshavedhead"
trending on Instagram!
[14:28] ---
If only you hadn't been up against Shirogane...
[14:32] ---
Miko!
[14:34] ---
Good for you! Good for you!
[14:37] ---
Why are you crying?
[14:42] ---
Jeez!
[14:44] ---
Don't be so reckless again!
It's bad for the heart!
[14:47] ---
What happened to Shinomiya?
[14:50] ---
She got a stomachache so bad
that she couldn't stand!
[14:52] ---
Thanks to a certain someone!
[14:54] ---
You mean it's my fault?
[14:58] ---
Come to think of it,
[15:00] ---
we need someone for the financial audit
and be in charge of general affairs.
[15:03] ---
That's right.
[15:05] ---
Wait a second.
[15:08] ---
What are you thinking?
[15:08] ---
"I WANT TO MAKE MIKO IINO SMILE"
[15:14] ---
Shirogane was nervous when his margin
of victory was narrower than he predicted.
[15:14] ---
"280 VOTES 320 VOTES"
[15:15] ---
"SO CLOSE"
[15:18] ---
So close!
SIGN "STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT ELECTION RESULTS MIYUKI SHIROGANE MIKO IINO"
[15:20] ---
He did it!
[15:21] ---
Kaguya, he's the president again!
[15:25] ---
When he went on stage earlier,
I thought I'd get an ulcer, but...
SIGN "PAIN PAIN"
[15:26] ---
"KAGUYA ISN'T GETTING CALLED"
[15:29] ---
I wasn't particularly worried.
[15:32] ---
Maybe that's true,
[15:34] ---
but let's see a little genuine happiness!
[15:40] ---
Lady Kaguya...
[15:46] ---
There, there. It's okay.
[15:49] ---
You really were nervous, huh? Poor thing.
[15:53] ---
That's not it.
[15:55] ---
I know you haven't been sleeping well
these past few nights.
[16:00] ---
You worked so hard.
[16:03] ---
So, now you can lean on me
as long as you like--
[16:03] ---
Kaguya!
[16:07] ---
K-Kaguya?
[16:09] ---
Is it your stomach?
Is your stomach acting up on you?
[16:15] ---
This was the result
of fair and square fight.
[16:17] ---
So, don't hold a grudge against me.
[16:19] ---
Don't be ridiculous.
[16:20] ---
If you hadn't interrupted me then, President,
[16:24] ---
I wouldn't have been able to get out
anything that I wanted to say.
[16:27] ---
I can't thank you enough.
[16:30] ---
But...
[16:32] ---
...that doesn't look like a grateful face.
[16:34] ---
She's grateful, but frustrated, too.
[16:35] ---
"HMPH..."
[16:38] ---
Well, that aside,
[16:40] ---
would you two be interested
in joining the student council?
[16:45] ---
If you still plan to run for president,
[16:48] ---
it would be a good idea
to get hands-on experience.
[16:50] ---
So, if that's the case, then...
[16:52] ---
Not for me.
[16:54] ---
To be honest, I'm not interested
in the student council.
[16:57] ---
Really?
[16:58] ---
I just wanted to support Miko.
[17:01] ---
Of course, I won't insist or anything.
[17:05] ---
How about you, Miko?
[17:08] ---
Nobody has ever invited me
to join the student council before.
[17:15] ---
Please give me a little time to think about it.
[17:18] ---
Okay.
[17:19] ---
If you decide to do it,
come to the student council room tomorrow.
[17:22] ---
You'll be welcome there.
[17:28] ---
By the way,
[17:29] ---
you've got two people fidgeting behind you.
[17:33] ---
Is something wrong?
[17:34] ---
N-No. Um...
[17:35] ---
"FIDGET FIDGET"
[17:37] ---
We were wondering about the other positions.
[17:40] ---
I mean...
[17:42] ---
Uh...
[17:43] ---
We're nervous
that you won't choose us again.
[17:46] ---
Since we both have
dysfunctional personalities.
[17:49] ---
"STRONG AGREEMENT!!"
[17:49] ---
I agree!
[17:50] ---
What on earth are you talking about,
Secretary Fujiwara?
[17:54] ---
You, too, Treasurer Ishigami.
[17:56] ---
Our first job as the new student council...
[17:59] ---
...is putting away the chairs in the gym.
[18:05] ---
Right!
[18:05] ---
Right!
[18:13] ---
Why hasn't President come to check on me?
[18:18] ---
When he heard that I'd fainted,
[18:19] ---
shouldn't he have dropped everything
and come running to take care of me?
[18:22] ---
Well, President's first job
is cleaning up after the election.
[18:28] ---
Maybe President doesn't intend to let me
be a part of the student council!
[18:29] ---
"TEARY-EYED..."
[18:32] ---
I swear, your mental state
holds sway over your physical condition.
[18:36] ---
What are you so nervous about?
[18:38] ---
After all, you know my personality.
[18:41] ---
Maybe President realized I had a hand
in the other candidate dropping out.
[18:47] ---
And that I pestered several clubs
into voting for him.
[18:51] ---
He may even know that the members
of the election committee are my puppets!
[18:53] ---
"SOB SOB"
[18:55] ---
You did all that?
[18:57] ---
I mean, he only ran
because I asked him to!
[19:01] ---
I made up my mind to do everything
I could to get him reelected.
[19:05] ---
That's only logical, right?
[19:08] ---
Well, if the end result
of doing all of that stuff is paranoia,
[19:11] ---
I don't know what to say.
[19:14] ---
In the end, I'm just a horrible girl
who relied on foul play.
[19:17] ---
I can't blame him if he doesn't want me
on the student council.
[19:20] ---
But of course I can blame him!
I can't stand it!
[19:23] ---
In the first place, it's like he threw the votes
we scrounged up out the window!
[19:27] ---
It's as much as to say
that he didn't care about all my hard work!
[19:31] ---
Jeez!
[19:33] ---
He's like a typical worthless husband whose
wife works hard at a part-time job every night,
[19:36] ---
but he just takes her money and uses it
for drinking, gambling and prostitutes!
[19:39] ---
And he calls me his wife?
[19:43] ---
It's okay.
[19:44] ---
He wouldn't have you do his speech
[19:46] ---
if he didn't mean for you
to be a part of the student council.
[19:48] ---
Women like me get used all the time!
Used up and then discarded! Beyond cruel!
[19:53] ---
Anxious one second, furious the next.
[19:55] ---
You're hopeless.
[19:56] ---
I thought President liked me.
[20:01] ---
I thought he was nice to me
because I was special to him.
[20:04] ---
But he's nice to everyone.
[20:08] ---
He'll lend a helping aid to anyone.
[20:11] ---
I was never special.
[20:18] ---
If you have that much you want to say,
go ahead and say it to the person himself.
[20:24] ---
Shinomiya, how do you feel?
[20:27] ---
Sorry.
[20:30] ---
Cleaning up took a long time.
[20:38] ---
Are you angry at me?
[20:41] ---
I mean, after you guys helped me
and then I acted on impulse...
[20:46] ---
I feel bad about that.
[20:49] ---
But I acted because of you
and the others, Shinomiya.
[20:54] ---
With you and them there,
I felt like I couldn't just be a spectator.
[21:00] ---
I can't do anything by myself.
[21:02] ---
On the other hand, when you
and the others are around,
[21:04] ---
I feel like I can do anything.
[21:07] ---
Shinomiya...
[21:09] ---
Be the vice president.
[21:11] ---
I need you!
[21:26] ---
All right!
[21:34] ---
Lady Kaguya...
[21:36] ---
He gives you special treatment.
[21:54] ---
Okay!
[21:56] ---
"UNYIELDING DILIGENCE
IN ONE'S STUDIES"
[21:56] ---
The election business is behind us!
[21:59] ---
Time to get back to work!
[22:03] ---
We've got sports day, the school festival,
and the school trip after New Year's!
[22:07] ---
Our second term is going to be busy!
[22:08] ---
So let's go all out
as the new student council!
[22:10] ---
Right!
[22:15] ---
The result of this election...
[22:17] ---
Shirogane's camp wins.
[22:21] ---
Note.
[22:22] ---
They gain a new member.
E7 - Kaguya Wants to Undress Him
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[00:00] ---
"UNDERWEAR!!"
[00:01] ---
Underwear!
[00:02] ---
The fabric that conceals private parts
is an unexplored region for the opposite sex.
[00:07] ---
It's a sanctuary one rarely gets to see.
[00:11] ---
Some people have an underwear fetish.
[00:14] ---
Just the sight of this material
is gratifying for them.
[00:25] ---
Hey, Ishigami!
[00:26] ---
Please save that kind of thing
for when you get back home!
[00:29] ---
What were you about to do, Ishigami?
[00:35] ---
You've got the wrong idea!
[00:37] ---
The P.E. teacher made me put stuff away
after class, so I didn't have time to change.
[00:42] ---
That makes sense.
[00:43] ---
I'm sorry for suspecting you
of doing something inappropriate.
[00:46] ---
You should be.
[00:47] ---
But...
[00:49] ---
I see.
[00:51] ---
"SMIRK SMIRK"
[00:51] ---
So, you're a briefs man, Ishigami.
[00:54] ---
Pervert.
[00:57] ---
That comeback lacked bite!
[01:00] ---
Weak tea!
[01:01] ---
Where'd you put your usual
verbal switchblade, huh?
[01:04] ---
What's wrong with wearing briefs?
[01:07] ---
I like how they keep me nice and snug!
[01:09] ---
It's not like I'm mocking you,
[01:09] ---
"SMIRK SMIRK"
[01:11] ---
but if you want to be snug as a bug,
boxer briefs would do you fine.
[01:14] ---
Here we go! Another boxer supremacist!
[01:17] ---
You girls think boxer briefs are sexy
because they showcase a guy's rear end!
[01:21] ---
But any dude who'd wear flimsy underpants
to impress girls is a flimsy human being!
[01:26] ---
"PERSONAL OPINION"
[01:29] ---
Are you listening?
[01:30] ---
All guys who wear boxer briefs are man whores!
[01:35] ---
These underpants make them man whores!
[01:37] ---
What's a "man whore"?
[01:39] ---
Okay, Siri. Search "meaning of man whore."
[01:47] ---
People who wear boxer briefs are...
[03:20] ---
"KAGUYA WANTS TO UNDRESS HIM"
[03:26] ---
President is pretty popular with girls.
It wouldn't be surprising
[03:30] ---
if he had that kind of physical relationship
with some of them, unbeknownst to me.
[03:35] ---
I don't believe he's immoral like that...
[03:39] ---
...but I'd like to confirm it!
[03:45] ---
I have to get a glance
at President's underpants!
[03:49] ---
If I spill tea on his slacks...
[03:55] ---
I'm sorry!
[03:56] ---
Take your slacks off.
I'll dry them for you.
[04:00] ---
Yay! I saw his underpants!
[04:03] ---
I'm just a pervert!
[04:05] ---
No, it's not like I have some prurient desire
to see his underwear!
[04:10] ---
Maybe I should just ask him outright.
[04:13] ---
It seems like I'm perverted
because I was trying to come up with a strategy.
[04:16] ---
But apparently, people even exchange
presents of underwear these days.
[04:20] ---
If I ask him nonchalantly,
he'll probably answer without blinking an eye.
[04:24] ---
"BREWING TEA"
[04:25] ---
Nonchalantly.
[04:27] ---
Naturally.
[04:31] ---
Have some tea.
[04:32] ---
Thank you.
[04:34] ---
What kind of tea do you like, President?
[04:38] ---
Darjeeling or uva.
[04:40] ---
I see. So you like refreshing things?
[04:43] ---
Incidentally, what kind of underwear
do you prefer?
[04:46] ---
Oh, what kind of underwear?
[04:50] ---
Well, let me think.
[04:52] ---
Underwear that's too simple bores me.
[04:55] ---
Something that's kind of colorful
is more my style.
[05:00] ---
Underwear?
[05:01] ---
What is this about?
[05:05] ---
I've heard of this.
[05:06] ---
When a couple is especially close,
the male requests particular panties!
[05:10] ---
"REQUESTING PANTIES"
[05:10] ---
Shirogane misinterpreted.
[05:13] ---
What'll happen if I answer her?
Would she wear them?
[05:16] ---
Shinomiya, would you wear
the lacy black panties I like?
[05:19] ---
And then what? Would she tell me?
[05:23] ---
I'm wearing your favorite pair today,
President.
[05:27] ---
No.
[05:29] ---
I've got to think this through.
[05:31] ---
The crux of the matter isn't
whether I like black panties or not.
[05:35] ---
It's making a request for panties
that doesn't sound creepy!
[05:39] ---
If I just blurt out here
that I like black panties...
[05:42] ---
How dirty.
[05:44] ---
It's normal!
Comparatively average and wholesome!
[05:47] ---
In that case, I should choose something that's
comfortable for women, with a lot of fabric!
[05:52] ---
"NOT A CREEPY ANSWER!!"
[05:52] ---
"WARM AND LOOSE"
[05:52] ---
Panties like this!
[05:55] ---
They're not sexy at all,
[05:56] ---
but having Shinomiya wear any panties
that I choose is hot!
[06:02] ---
Good question.
[06:03] ---
I don't know what they're called, but...
[06:05] ---
...they have a lot of material, are thin,
and tight-fitting like pants.
[06:11] ---
They have a lot of material, are thin,
and tight-fitting like pants.
[06:15] ---
Tight-fitting...
[06:20] ---
"THEY'RE BOXER (PLAYBOY) BRIEFS!"
[06:20] ---
They're boxer briefs!
[06:24] ---
Hello.
[06:26] ---
P-President is a man whore!
[06:31] ---
Even though I had faith in him!
How could he do this?
[06:33] ---
No, Shinomiya!
[06:35] ---
That was just a joke!
[06:37] ---
The truth is I like black panties!
[06:44] ---
J-Just when I thought
he might be a decent person...
[06:48] ---
Animal.
[06:50] ---
I-It's not what you're thinking, lino!
[06:55] ---
I-I'm not wearing black panties!
[06:58] ---
"STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM"
[06:59] ---
So don't attack me!
[07:02] ---
I would never attack you!
[07:05] ---
Today's battle result...
[07:07] ---
"SHIROGANE (A BOXER MAN) LOSES"
[07:08] ---
Shirogane loses.
SIGN "He quit wearing briefs that very same day"
SIGN "That'll be 2,592 yen, please"
[07:15] ---
President, I'm sorry
for my weird accusation the other day.
[07:17] ---
"KAGUYA WANTS
TO MAKE HIM LET GO"
[07:19] ---
There's no need to apologize again.
[07:22] ---
I knew it had to be based
on some misunderstanding.
[07:25] ---
Don't let me off the hook that easily.
[07:28] ---
You always seem so tired.
[07:32] ---
So let me make it up to you.
[07:34] ---
"FLASH"
[07:35] ---
Please allow me to give you a hand massage.
[07:38] ---
A massage?
[07:40] ---
A hand massage!
[07:42] ---
The World Health Organization
defines it as a therapeutic method
[07:44] ---
in which therapists stimulate
acupuncture and reflex points.
[07:47] ---
It has an effect on every part
of the human body.
[07:51] ---
However...
[07:52] ---
Kaguya doesn't have his health in mind.
[07:55] ---
A way to stop men from cheating?
[07:59] ---
Whatever President does and whom
he does it with, it wouldn't be cheating.
[08:04] ---
But men instinctively want to have sex
with multiple women.
[08:07] ---
Se...
[08:08] ---
"Scientifically speaking
about hormones"
[08:08] ---
Still, there are hormones
that can suppress such desires.
[08:12] ---
That's what I'm talking about!
[08:13] ---
How do I get him to secrete that?
[08:15] ---
Quite a bit is produced after having sex.
[08:17] ---
Se...
[08:18] ---
If the only way to keep him from having se...
is by making him have se... What's the point?
[08:23] ---
You should have "se" with him, Lady Kaguya.
[08:26] ---
I most certainly will not!
And don't imitate me!
[08:28] ---
Anyway, I hate dirty stuff!
[08:31] ---
Then, why don't you give him a massage?
[08:34] ---
Physical contact encourages the secretion
of prevent-men-from-cheating hormones,
[08:37] ---
and a virtuous cycle is produced with more
love hormones synthesized. In other words...
[08:42] ---
...positive feedback!
[08:44] ---
"THE FORMATION OF LOVE"
[08:46] ---
It's a clever plan that serves as an apology
for her abusive language,
[08:48] ---
keeps Shirogane from cheating,
and even acquires his love.
[08:54] ---
Is she plotting something?
[08:57] ---
But...
[08:58] ---
...if I get to touch Shinomiya's hands...
[09:01] ---
All right.
[09:09] ---
"SQUEEZE"
[09:10] ---
Her hands are so soft and small.
[09:17] ---
This is...
[09:18] ---
...really...
[09:20] ---
...pain...
[09:22] ---
painful!
[09:24] ---
Are you trying to punch holes?
[09:27] ---
"STAB"
[09:29] ---
Huge amounts of stress hormones,
such as beta-endorphins and cortisol,
[09:33] ---
are being secreted in Shirogane's brain!
[09:35] ---
His body is emitting danger signals!
On the other hand...
[09:40] ---
President has such big hands.
[09:43] ---
And they're warm. I kind of feel...
[09:45] ---
Large amounts of oxytocin and vasopressin
are being secreted in Kaguya's brain.
[09:49] ---
An endless stream of love
gushes forth from her mind.
[09:53] ---
What is this feeling?
[09:55] ---
It feels so good,
I wish this moment lasted forever.
[10:00] ---
Get it over with already!
[10:02] ---
I like this.
[10:06] ---
Maybe most kids have given
their parents a shoulder massage,
[10:10] ---
but I've never had the chance
to do anything like that, so...
[10:13] ---
Shinomiya...
[10:15] ---
I see.
[10:16] ---
She's never done anything as common as that.
[10:21] ---
From now on, I'll help her learn various--
[10:25] ---
She's killing me!
[10:29] ---
It must've been some misunderstanding
the other day.
[10:32] ---
I can't believe those two are...
[10:37] ---
"STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM"
[10:41] ---
I'll do your back next.
[10:42] ---
No, no!
[10:42] ---
Hello...
[10:44] ---
I'll make you feel even better.
[10:46] ---
Go on, take off your belt.
[10:48] ---
W-Wait, Shinomiya!
[10:50] ---
Don't be like that. Let me do it.
[10:51] ---
No, if I feel any better
than this, I'll die!
[10:57] ---
Iino...
[10:58] ---
In the sacred student council room...
[11:02] ---
No... Animals!
[11:04] ---
Would you like to join us, lino?
[11:07] ---
I'm a novice, so...
[11:10] ---
I would only get in your way!
[11:15] ---
Today's battle result...
[11:17] ---
"SHIROGANE WINS
(HIS SHOULDERS ARE MUCH LOOSER NOW)"
[11:17] ---
Shirogane wins.
SIGN "SPIN SPIN" "It was painful, but she definitely has talent"
[11:22] ---
My shoulders feel light...
[11:28] ---
What's wrong, Kei?
[11:29] ---
Did something happen at school?
[11:31] ---
No!
[11:32] ---
I can't stop crying over this manga!
[11:34] ---
"I'LL GO WITH SWEET TODAY"
[11:36] ---
"MIYUKI SHIROGANE
WANTS TO MAKE HER READ"
[11:36] ---
Oh, just manga.
[11:39] ---
Instead of looking down on me,
you should read it for yourself!
[11:41] ---
Bet you anything you'll cry, too!
[11:42] ---
Yeah, right.
[11:44] ---
I'm a second-year high school student.
As if I'd cry over manga...
[11:51] ---
There, you see? It's a real tearjerker!
[11:53] ---
Dummy! I can't turn off the waterworks!
[11:55] ---
It makes you want to fall in love, right?
[11:57] ---
I totally want to fall in love!
[12:05] ---
That made me want to be in love so much
[12:08] ---
that I might slip up and confess
my feelings to Shinomiya tomorrow!
[12:10] ---
That's it!
[12:12] ---
Throb! I want to fall in love, too!
[12:15] ---
Go out with me, President!
Let's have a shojo manga-like romance!
[12:20] ---
It'll work!
[12:26] ---
You read this kind of stuff, too, President?
[12:28] ---
Yeah.
[12:30] ---
I read it on my little sister's
recommendation,
[12:32] ---
and it was so moving that it made me cry.
[12:36] ---
Well, I read my share of manga,
[12:39] ---
so I can usually predict the plot twists.
[12:41] ---
It's so boring when I realize
they're setting up a weepy scene.
[12:45] ---
Here we go. The tearful development.
[12:47] ---
Cheap trick.
[12:49] ---
This leaves me cold.
They're practically begging you to cry.
[12:56] ---
Obvious...
[12:59] ---
"DRIP DRIP"
[12:59] ---
Even though it's so obvious,
[13:01] ---
they got me!
[13:03] ---
There, you see? It's a tearjerker!
[13:05] ---
I can't stop crying!
[13:06] ---
It makes you want to fall in love, right?
[13:08] ---
I wanna fall hopelessly in love!
[13:11] ---
But where can I find someone?
[13:14] ---
I smelled love talk coming from here!
[13:16] ---
"GLANCE GLANCE"
[13:17] ---
Who is it? Who is it?
Who's in the throes of love?
[13:19] ---
No one is.
[13:21] ---
We were just talking about this manga.
[13:22] ---
"Go Sweet"!
[13:25] ---
Just looking at the cover
gets me teary-eyed!
[13:27] ---
Isn't it great?
[13:29] ---
I'm so into it that I bought a digital copy
of the whole series!
[13:32] ---
Maybe I'll get the whole series, too.
[13:35] ---
Is it that interesting?
[13:37] ---
It's one of the best series I've ever read!
[13:40] ---
Well, if we're just going
by the tearjerker element,
[13:43] ---
I have to admit
it's one of the best I've read in years.
[13:47] ---
Ishigami, do I know you?
[13:49] ---
You could call me "a manga columnist."
[13:52] ---
She took the bait! Just as planned!
[13:55] ---
The recommendation solicitation plan!
[13:57] ---
It's embarrassing for a boy
to admit he reads shojo manga.
[14:01] ---
But if everyone recommends it,
[14:03] ---
eventually word of mouth
will reach the target, Kaguya.
[14:06] ---
With this roundabout strategy,
he can maintain his position
[14:08] ---
of "Yeah, it's not bad"
and "I figured you guys would like this,"
[14:11] ---
while getting Kaguya to read this manga
[14:13] ---
that tugs on the heartstrings.
[14:15] ---
You should read it, too, Kaguya!
[14:20] ---
No, thanks anyway.
[14:22] ---
I'm not into manga.
[14:26] ---
Shinomiya, consider it as studying.
[14:28] ---
I don't think reading one manga series
in your life would be a bad idea.
[14:30] ---
Exactly!
[14:33] ---
What's the story about?
[14:38] ---
The main character is a girl
who doesn't trust anyone.
[14:39] ---
"I can't trust anyone anymore"
[14:41] ---
Then, a boy with a nasty mouth
transfers to her school.
[14:43] ---
"Hey, let me carry that bag for you"
[14:45] ---
But it turns out the boy has a terminal
illness, and he dies near the end!
[14:49] ---
Don't blab!
[14:51] ---
You never blurt out spoilers like that!
[14:54] ---
Silence this spoiler girl!
[14:55] ---
I'm sorry! It just slipped out!
[14:56] ---
Roger!
[14:58] ---
Pipe down!
[14:59] ---
Not another word!
[15:02] ---
"STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM"
[15:07] ---
It doesn't sound
the least bit interesting to me.
[15:09] ---
Well, with this kind of thing,
it's how the story builds up.
[15:13] ---
An anorexic girl who doesn't trust anyone...
[15:17] ---
...makes friends for the first time
and experiences human warmth.
[15:22] ---
That's right!
Near the beginning!
[15:23] ---
Ever since her parents
tried to poison her,
[15:26] ---
all she eats is canned food.
[15:28] ---
Yeah, that's right.
In the middle.
[15:30] ---
Those flashback scenes with her surviving on
crackers and diet supplements are heartbreaking!
[15:35] ---
But the curry her boyfriend makes for her
right before he dies...
[15:38] ---
Timidly, she takes a bite.
[15:41] ---
And then, she says...
[15:45] ---
"It's sweet!"
[15:45] ---
"It's sweet!"
[15:48] ---
That last chapter had me bawling!
[15:51] ---
Wasn't it great?
[15:52] ---
It's not fair that the curry didn't appear
until the very end!
[15:55] ---
I know, right?
[15:56] ---
"GROWL GROWL"
[15:57] ---
"GROWL GROWL" "BANG"
[16:03] ---
I have no idea what they're saying.
[16:06] ---
Fujiwara!
[16:11] ---
I came to rescue you.
[16:12] ---
Today's battle result...
[16:14] ---
Shirogane, Ishigami, and Fujiwara lose.
[16:17] ---
This is what happens at the end?
[16:18] ---
And Miko loses, too.
SIGN "SNIFF SNIFF"
SIGN "Aaah! I want to fall in love like this, too!"
[17:56] ---
This is Shuchiin Academy,
a prestigious educational institution.
[18:00] ---
My name is Kaguya Shinomiya,
and I'm an ordinary girl.
[18:04] ---
I'm the vice president
of the student council, but...
[18:09] ---
Ow...
[18:10] ---
Shinomiya...
[18:14] ---
Are you hurt?
[18:18] ---
I had a feeling you were about to show up,
[18:21] ---
and sure enough...
[18:23] ---
What does that mean?
[18:25] ---
Pudding.
[18:26] ---
A snack from the principal himself.
[18:28] ---
Shall we enjoy it together?
[18:31] ---
You have a weakness for pudding, don't you?
[18:36] ---
My heart is beating so fast
that I can't even look them in the eye!
[18:37] ---
"CONFESSION"
[18:40] ---
"KAGUYA-SAMA: LOVE IS WAR SYNDROME"
[18:43] ---
The handsome and brilliant student council
president had a crush on Kaguya,
[18:47] ---
so he forced her
to join the student council.
SIGN "MIYUKI SHIROGANE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT"
SIGN "Adored by the student body. Always cool and collected, but enigmatic."
[18:51] ---
Both of the quirky and good-looking members
are interested in Kaguya,
[18:55] ---
but she's becoming
more and more fond of President!
SIGN "YU ISHIGAMI STUDENT COUNCIL TREASURER"
SIGN "A computer geek with a supposedly dark past..."
[19:04] ---
Kaguya uses all kinds
of mischievous romantic techniques
[19:08] ---
to get the boy she loves to ask her out!
[19:18] ---
What should I do?
[19:20] ---
President looks more handsome
than ever today!
[19:23] ---
In fact, so does Ishigami!
[19:27] ---
This doesn't make sense!
[19:29] ---
Shojo manga brain.
[19:31] ---
A strange mood pervades the student council.
And the cause is this shojo manga.
[19:34] ---
"I'LL GO WITH SWEET TODAY"
[19:37] ---
As a result,
[19:38] ---
the longing to fall in love has clumped
together in the student council room.
[19:41] ---
It's an outbreak
of shojo manga brain syndrome.
[19:44] ---
Even the narrator has gone goofy!
[19:46] ---
I have to do something
to get things back to normal here!
[19:49] ---
I've got it!
[19:51] ---
Oh, there's an envelope in the box.
[19:56] ---
A pair of tickets to an aquarium?
[19:58] ---
Are they from the principal?
[20:01] ---
I love aquariums!
[20:03] ---
There are a lot of animals,
and it's so romantic!
[20:06] ---
But...
[20:08] ---
There are only two tickets.
[20:13] ---
I slipped them in there!
[20:15] ---
I'm sure President wants to go with me.
[20:17] ---
Certainly, two boys wouldn't go
to the aquarium together.
[20:21] ---
Ishigami is scared of me,
[20:24] ---
Two tickets...
[20:25] ---
so there's no way he'd want to go together.
[20:27] ---
Then, shall we go together, Shinomiya?
[20:31] ---
After you helped me study,
I owe you a debt of gratitude.
[20:36] ---
I know quite a bit about fish,
so I could use this opportunity to teach you.
[20:40] ---
My teaching techniques...
[20:42] ---
...are awesome.
[20:45] ---
Thump!
[20:47] ---
The first time he's looked me in the eyes,
and it has to be now? It's not fair!
[20:51] ---
Not so fast, Ishigami.
[20:53] ---
Maybe fish are your specialty. However...
[20:58] ---
...no one knows more about penguins than me.
[20:59] ---
Thump!
[21:00] ---
You like penguins?
[21:02] ---
Yeah.
[21:03] ---
I go so often that I remember
their keepers' names.
[21:09] ---
I'll tell you the romance
of these birds that cannot fly.
[21:13] ---
From A to Z.
[21:15] ---
Thump!
[21:16] ---
Shinomiya...
[21:19] ---
Shinomiya...
[21:21] ---
Whom do you choose, me or Ishigami?
[21:27] ---
Jeez...
[21:33] ---
I'm drowning...
[21:35] ---
...in their feelings.
[21:37] ---
Move it!
[21:39] ---
I'm as strong as Yokozuna, right?
[21:41] ---
I went to see sumo wrestling yesterday.
[21:43] ---
You should've seen the upward strike!
[21:45] ---
And when one guy was dancing
around the ring, his opponent went whap!
[21:46] ---
"WHAP"
[21:48] ---
Sorry, I don't know anything
about sumo.
[21:50] ---
You should, it's great!
[21:52] ---
Pudding!
[21:54] ---
Can I have one? Can I?
[21:56] ---
Go ahead.
[21:56] ---
President hid the tickets.
[21:58] ---
Because he doesn't want
Miss Fujiwara to know about it?
[22:01] ---
He hasn't given up on going
to the aquarium with me yet.
[22:06] ---
Jeez!
[22:07] ---
If he does that,
I'm going to get my hopes up!
[22:13] ---
Shinomiya...
[22:16] ---
Your face is red.
[22:19] ---
Do you feel under the weather?
[22:21] ---
His face is too close!
[22:23] ---
If you don't feel well,
maybe you should go to the infirmary.
[22:25] ---
Jeez! Why are you so nice to me today?
[22:29] ---
Do you have a fever?
[22:32] ---
I'll take her to the infirmary.
[22:35] ---
Don't bother.
[22:36] ---
Please stay here
and eat your pudding, President.
[22:39] ---
No, I'll go.
[22:40] ---
No, I will.
[22:42] ---
I will.
[22:43] ---
I will.
[22:45] ---
Stop it already!
[22:46] ---
Your passion is even affecting me.
[22:50] ---
I'm melting like the pudding.
[22:54] ---
Urp!
[22:56] ---
I'm done with the pudding,
so I'll take you to the infirmary.
[22:59] ---
No, I'm perfectly fine.
[23:01] ---
Really?
[23:03] ---
I don't have a fever.
[23:05] ---
Let's go, Shinomiya.
[23:07] ---
The school nurse doesn't charge.
[23:09] ---
President!
[23:15] ---
Shinomiya...
[23:17] ---
Wanna go to the aquarium?
[23:20] ---
No. I don't have to go.
[23:25] ---
After all...
[23:31] ---
...for me, this place is an aquarium.
[23:40] ---
She turned me down?
[23:42] ---
I don't really understand
her reason for saying no!
[23:47] ---
Today's battle result...
[23:49] ---
"REASON FOR LOSING:
THIS IS AN AQUARIUM."
[23:49] ---
Shirogane loses.
[23:52] ---
"KAGUYA <3 AQUARIUM"
[23:53] ---
I thought two men coming here
together would just be sad,
[23:56] ---
but it's actually pretty fun, huh?
E8 - Miko Iino Wants to Control Herself
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[01:30] ---
The new student council convenes!
[01:32] ---
"PRESIDENT"
[01:33] ---
"VICE PRESIDENT"
[01:33] ---
Former student council members
are reprising their previous positions.
[01:34] ---
"TREASURER" "ONLY HANDS"
[01:35] ---
"SECRETARY"
[01:36] ---
With the addition of Miko lino
as the financial auditor,
[01:39] ---
this newly-formed student council...
[01:40] ---
"FINANCIAL AUDITOR"
[01:43] ---
...is a toxic environment.
[01:46] ---
One blatantly breaks school regulations.
[01:48] ---
Others commit unspeakable acts
in the student council room!
[01:52] ---
This is intolerable!
[01:53] ---
Do you realize you're representatives
of this academy?
[01:58] ---
Please learn from Fujiwara's example!
[02:02] ---
Fujiwara broke school rules, too.
[02:05] ---
"Go Sweet"!
[02:07] ---
Fujiwara is an artist, so it's different.
It could help develop her artistic skill.
[02:09] ---
"MIKO IINO WANTS
TO CONTROL HERSELF"
[02:12] ---
So, you make allowances for her?
[02:14] ---
Besides...
[02:15] ---
President is the one
who brought the manga in!
[02:17] ---
Instead of setting a good example
for everyone, you're undisciplined!
[02:20] ---
Do better!
[02:23] ---
Iino, a moment?
[02:26] ---
Being a first-year newcomer here,
you may not understand,
[02:29] ---
but President's conduct
always sets a good example for us.
[02:33] ---
I don't accept your assessment.
[02:35] ---
"RUMBLE RUMBLE"
[02:35] ---
Does a "good example" engage in that kind
of behavior in the student council room?
[02:39] ---
I'd call that nothing less
than an extreme lack of common sense.
[02:42] ---
That was a misunderstanding.
[02:44] ---
No matter how much
you two like each other,
[02:46] ---
choose a more appropriate
time and place to display it!
[02:48] ---
We like each other?
[02:50] ---
I-Is that what it looks like?
[02:53] ---
Yes, it does!
You're taking your love too far!
[02:56] ---
Taking our love too far...
[02:57] ---
She really is a good girl!
[02:59] ---
In any case, the next time someone
misbehaves, I'll use my authority
[03:02] ---
as a member of the Disciplinary Committee
to crack down on you, no questions asked!
[03:06] ---
Iino, do you realize
you only make enemies that way?
[03:10] ---
I don't care if you're a stickler for the rules.
[03:13] ---
But what you don't get is the people
you're cracking down on have feelings, too.
[03:17] ---
Not bothering to consider
their feelings or even listen to--
[03:19] ---
Shut up. I don't want to hear it
from you, Ishigami.
[03:23] ---
But if people who are scolded feel like they're
not being heard, they won't listen, either.
[03:28] ---
If you don't consider their feelings...
[03:31] ---
Yes. You're right.
[03:34] ---
I was saying the same thing.
[03:37] ---
Sometimes strict.
[03:39] ---
Sometimes soft.
[03:41] ---
It's important to have a balance
when you're reprimanding people.
[03:44] ---
I see.
[03:45] ---
Okay, Miko!
[03:46] ---
To practice being nice, you can't get angry
for the next hour no matter what!
[03:51] ---
I can't get angry?
[03:53] ---
That's right! Do your best to grin
and bear it! We'll practice together!
[03:53] ---
She's already started playing
with her junior classmate.
[03:56] ---
That's the face of someone
who's just been given a new toy.
[03:57] ---
"GRIN"
[03:59] ---
If you insist, Fujiwara... All right.
[04:03] ---
Okay, Ishigami!
[04:05] ---
She won't get mad at anyone,
so you're free to do as you please!
[04:08] ---
As I please?
[04:10] ---
I don't know what you mean.
[04:16] ---
Free to do as I please
is no different than usual.
[04:19] ---
Feet on the table...
[04:21] ---
Miko, you can't get mad!
Stay on an even keel!
[04:25] ---
It looks like he's taking something out.
[04:27] ---
"POTATO CHIPS"
[04:28] ---
C-Cola and potato chips!
[04:33] ---
Ishigami's feast has begun! He's doing
as he pleases right from the get-go!
[04:41] ---
Now he's playing a videogame!
[04:46] ---
U-Unbelievable!
[04:48] ---
He hooked it up to the TV!
[04:50] ---
You can't get mad!
[04:52] ---
This is a trial.
[04:53] ---
It's only making me madder!
[04:56] ---
In that case...
[04:58] ---
...maybe you should try
breaking a school rule, Miko!
[05:03] ---
We're allowed to use phones to make
an important call or look something up,
[05:07] ---
but we can't use apps or social media
other than for studying, right?
[05:11] ---
Yes.
[05:13] ---
Hold on a second.
[05:16] ---
Ta-da!
[05:17] ---
Let's take pictures with all kinds of apps,
decorate them and then post on Instagram!
[05:21] ---
I-I've never done that before.
[05:26] ---
Miko, unless you sample
breaking the rules yourself,
[05:28] ---
you'll never understand
the feelings of rule-breakers!
[05:30] ---
That's a must.
[05:33] ---
If you insist, Fujiwara.
[05:35] ---
Which one is President?
[05:36] ---
The guy in the pointy green hat.
[05:41] ---
That's so cute, Miko! Look this way!
[05:45] ---
Tilt your head up and look over here!
[05:47] ---
Super cute!
[05:49] ---
You have no idea
how cute you are, Miko!
[05:53] ---
Throwing the shell in the air is no fair.
[05:55] ---
It's a technique.
[05:57] ---
Now, let's have a shot of all the girls!
[05:59] ---
You, too, Kaguya!
[06:01] ---
No, I'll pass.
[06:03] ---
Don't be a stick-in-the-mud!
[06:07] ---
Okay!
[06:08] ---
Say cheese!
[06:13] ---
Something's missing.
[06:15] ---
I know! Let's make weird faces!
The weirdest!
[06:19] ---
A weird face?
[06:19] ---
A weird face?
[06:21] ---
I can't! Not with President watching!
[06:24] ---
A banana!
[06:25] ---
He isn't paying attention at all!
[06:28] ---
Okay, here we go!
[06:34] ---
"PUFF" "GLARE"
[06:35] ---
That sucks. Are you two like models
who are afraid to be anything but cute?
[06:38] ---
A weird face is like...
[06:40] ---
This! Now this is a weird face!
[06:42] ---
"BLEAH"
[06:42] ---
Nyaaah!
[06:42] ---
Forget it!
[06:44] ---
"SQUEEZE SQUEEZE"
[06:44] ---
L-Like this?
[06:47] ---
That's cute!
[06:48] ---
It's cute?
[06:49] ---
Certainly, if I look closely and squint,
I can't say she's not cute.
[06:56] ---
I'm aware that I'm unfamiliar
with youth culture, but...
[06:59] ---
Really? This kind of thing
passes for cute these days?
[07:04] ---
L-Like this?
[07:06] ---
Cute!
[07:07] ---
Is it really cute?
[07:08] ---
Super cute!
[07:10] ---
Really?
[07:11] ---
It's like vying for second
place of the cutest I've ever seen you!
[07:14] ---
It looks that cute.
[07:16] ---
Perfect! You both look so ugly
that it's actually cute!
[07:17] ---
If Miss Fujiwara is that insistent,
I suppose I can believe her.
[07:20] ---
I'm making this my wallpaper.
[07:24] ---
President...
[07:32] ---
Gross.
[07:35] ---
Hey! Did you just call her gross?
[07:37] ---
Wasn't that the reaction
she was going for?
[07:39] ---
Nobody wants that reaction!
[07:41] ---
No, it's okay.
[07:43] ---
To be honest,
I was thinking the same thing.
[07:47] ---
Now it's your turn!
[07:50] ---
Give me your weirdest faces.
[07:53] ---
Why would we have to do it?
[08:04] ---
Um, Fujiwara...
[08:07] ---
The photos you took...
[08:09] ---
Of course, I'll send them to you, too, Miko!
[08:15] ---
"SMIRK"
[08:15] ---
Even though it's breaking school rules...
[08:16] ---
"GROAN GROAN"
[08:18] ---
Today's battle result...
[08:19] ---
"(MIKO'S AUTHORITATIVE VOICE POWER
HAS DROPPED 5 POINTS)"
[08:20] ---
Fujiwara wins.
[08:22] ---
Cute!
[08:23] ---
Why?
[08:26] ---
Kisses don't only happen in fairy tales.
[08:33] ---
They finally realized that.
[08:36] ---
"3 HOURS EARLIER"
[08:38] ---
That day, the two of them
went to the sports equipment warehouse...
[08:39] ---
"KAGUYA DOESN'T SCARE EASILY"
[08:42] ---
...to inspect the equipment
for the sports festival.
[08:46] ---
This tug-of-war rope is pretty frayed.
[08:50] ---
Apparently, they've been using
the same one for 20 years.
[08:52] ---
Well, it'll make it through 21 years.
[08:55] ---
Never mind the equipment.
They should do something about this warehouse.
[08:59] ---
No windows, the door sticks...
[09:02] ---
Imagine getting trapped in here.
[09:06] ---
Probably, no one would hear us
if we called for help.
[09:16] ---
"NO ENTRY TO UNAUTHORIZED STUDENTS"
[09:16] ---
Did they get locked in
because the building is so decrepit?
[09:19] ---
Or did someone accidentally lock the door?
[09:22] ---
Either way,
[09:23] ---
a circumstance like this, in which a couple
gets trapped in a sealed room together,
[09:26] ---
calls for a title...
[09:27] ---
"The Incident in the Sports
Equipment Warehouse"!
[09:36] ---
It won't open.
[09:37] ---
It seems we're trapped in here.
[09:40] ---
Hey! Is anybody out there?
[09:43] ---
"RIFLE AMMUNITION BOX"
[09:44] ---
The word is that this was used
during the war
[09:46] ---
as an ammunition depot
and then, a solitary confinement cell.
[09:49] ---
So I'm sure it's sealed up tight.
[09:51] ---
I doubt anyone can hear us.
[09:54] ---
Seriously?
[09:56] ---
Shinomiya, do you have
your phone with you?
[09:58] ---
Unfortunately, I left it
in the student council room.
[10:01] ---
Same.
[10:02] ---
A warehouse that's almost never used...
[10:04] ---
And no way to call for help...
[10:07] ---
Wh-What should we do, President?
[10:10] ---
We're doomed!
[10:11] ---
There's no food or water in here!
[10:14] ---
Dammit!
[10:15] ---
President!
[10:18] ---
Boo-hoo!
[10:20] ---
As if!
[10:21] ---
I'm sure she engineered the whole thing.
[10:24] ---
I mean, there's no way
this could happen in real life.
[10:27] ---
And I can tell those are crocodile tears.
[10:29] ---
I bet she's going
for the suspension bridge effect.
[10:29] ---
"When the anxiety of a crisis gets mixed up
with the excitement of being in love"
[10:34] ---
But I'll pretend that I fell for it
and act all nervous.
[10:38] ---
Oh, what a disaster!
[10:40] ---
Boo-hoo-hoo!
[10:43] ---
How cute, President.
[10:46] ---
Pulling an obvious ploy like this.
[10:49] ---
There's no way the door would just lock
right after we talked about it.
[10:50] ---
Oh no! What do I do?
[10:53] ---
Your methods are too simple.
[10:54] ---
But it's unusual for you
to be so assertive, President.
[10:58] ---
I see. I see.
[11:00] ---
You mean to use the suspension bridge effect
to move our relationship along.
[11:00] ---
"When the anxiety of a crisis gets mixed up
with the excitement of being in love"
[11:06] ---
A pretty shallow way
to do it, though, President.
[11:08] ---
But I'll do you a favor
and play along with your scheme this time.
[11:13] ---
President, I'm scared!
[11:15] ---
Dammit! What's going to become of us?
[11:20] ---
Why won't it open?
[11:24] ---
Is anyone out there?
[11:26] ---
They're both behaving
as if they're in serious trouble.
[11:29] ---
However, they actually are in serious trouble!
[11:32] ---
Both of them assume their predicament
is a trap set by the other,
[11:32] ---
Somebody!
[11:34] ---
so neither is aware
of the seriousness of the situation.
[11:34] ---
Anybody!
[11:37] ---
In fact, they're both excited
about the opportunities provided by the trap!
[11:38] ---
Anybody! Hey!
[11:50] ---
President, we're not going to be saved.
[11:58] ---
It'll be all right. I'm here.
[12:00] ---
President...
[12:04] ---
Taking advantage of the situation
by grabbing my sleeve so adorably...
[12:05] ---
"HEH HEH"
[12:08] ---
What an actress!
[12:09] ---
"GRIN GRIN"
[12:09] ---
You touched me! You touched me!
[12:11] ---
Right at the critical moment, you touched
a young lady's soft fair skin, President!
[12:16] ---
The sun has begun to set.
[12:19] ---
Still, he's really dragging this out.
[12:22] ---
He must be prepared for the long haul.
[12:24] ---
But then, President...
[12:26] ---
I suspect that ultimately, Shinomiya...
[12:30] ---
...means to do this!
[12:30] ---
"SMOOCH"
[12:32] ---
"RUSTLE"
[12:32] ---
...is aiming for that!
[12:34] ---
It's a cowardly plan that means
to pressure a girl
[12:37] ---
when she's in a psychologically
weakened state!
[12:39] ---
I definitely won't fall for it!
[12:42] ---
But...
[12:43] ---
Well...
[12:44] ---
Just for reference, I'll stick around
to see what kind of move he'll put on me.
[12:44] ---
"HMPH"
[12:48] ---
The truth is, neither of them
tried to trick the other. However...
[12:51] ---
"THUMP THUMP"
[12:51] ---
...they're both convinced
[12:53] ---
that the other is passionately putting
the moves on like never before,
[12:56] ---
and they can't hide their excitement!
[12:59] ---
That excitement leads to purposeful action!
[12:59] ---
"WARM ME UP"
[13:01] ---
Is it nighttime by now?
[13:04] ---
It's starting to get chilly.
[13:07] ---
She's more brazen than I would've imagined!
[13:11] ---
Shinomiya...
[13:13] ---
"WHUMP"
[13:14] ---
"THUMP"
[13:14] ---
S-Suddenly?
[13:16] ---
I thought there would be more of a lead-in!
[13:19] ---
So, this is what you want, too, huh?
[13:21] ---
That's what President wants!
[13:24] ---
Is that what she expects?
[13:26] ---
I don't intend to...
[13:27] ---
I don't mean to...
[13:32] ---
Look out!
[13:40] ---
I'm scared.
[13:41] ---
Kisses don't only happen in fairy tales.
[13:45] ---
Kaguya finally realized that.
[13:48] ---
I'm scared, but...
[13:51] ---
What would happen if I closed my eyes right now?
[14:13] ---
Kisses don't only happen in fairy tales.
[14:18] ---
Shirogane finally realized that.
[14:29] ---
How long does it take to check equipment--
[14:37] ---
Iino!
[14:39] ---
Thank you!
[14:41] ---
I was so scared!
[14:45] ---
S-Scumbag!
[14:47] ---
Dammit! I can't say
it was a misunderstanding this time!
[14:51] ---
Today's battle result...
[14:52] ---
They both lose by a narrow margin.
[14:56] ---
This got stuck in the door.
[14:57] ---
The whole thing bites!
[14:59] ---
I wanna die!
[15:11] ---
Take a look at this!
[15:13] ---
What is it?
[15:15] ---
Shinomiya...
[15:17] ---
You've got lint in your hair.
[15:20] ---
Where?
[15:24] ---
Right here.
[15:31] ---
Oh, so I did.
[15:33] ---
How silly am I for not noticing?
[15:36] ---
Recently...
[15:38] ---
I've kind of been...
[15:40] ---
feeling...
[15:44] ---
Shinomiya?
[15:45] ---
Shinomiya!
[15:46] ---
My chest...
[15:48] ---
Ishigami, call for an ambulance!
[15:50] ---
I already am!
[15:51] ---
Iino, get the school nurse!
[15:52] ---
O-Okay!
[15:59] ---
Kaguya didn't have
a very strong constitution to begin with.
[16:05] ---
She gets sick every time the seasons change,
and she has to take time off.
[16:09] ---
I believe her mother passed away
from heart disease.
[16:13] ---
Shinomiya...
[16:21] ---
"DR. SHOZO TANUMA"
SIGN "CHAPTER 79 KAGUYA WANTS TO BE EXAMINED"
[16:24] ---
Dr. Tanuma is making the rounds.
[16:31] ---
Shozo Tanuma.
[16:33] ---
Considered to be
one of the world's top ten doctors,
[16:36] ---
he's a master cardiologist
and the world's leading expert
[16:39] ---
on pediatric cardiac bypass surgery.
[16:41] ---
The man who even performed
heart surgery on the prime minister
[16:45] ---
is also the Shinomiyas' family doctor.
[16:48] ---
Professor...
[16:52] ---
What? The Shinomiya girl?
[16:55] ---
I'll go see her.
[16:57] ---
But you have
the prefectural governor's party.
[17:00] ---
I don't care.
[17:02] ---
Shozo Tanuma recalls a scene from the past.
[17:09] ---
A girl who didn't look forward to anything.
Her eyes were as cold as ice.
[17:16] ---
And...
[17:18] ---
What goes around comes around.
[17:24] ---
Is it arrhythmia?
[17:27] ---
Suddenly, my heart started beating fast,
[17:30] ---
and then, I had chest pain so bad
that I thought I was going to die.
[17:35] ---
Is it some disease?
[17:40] ---
Going by what you've told me,
I have a pretty good idea what it is.
[17:45] ---
Miss Shinomiya, please don't panic.
Just listen to what I have to say.
[17:49] ---
All right.
[17:51] ---
I believe you're suffering from lovesickness.
[17:58] ---
Is that the name of some heart disease?
[18:03] ---
No, it refers to the emotion you feel
when you're in love.
[18:07] ---
I guess even doctors make jokes.
[18:10] ---
I'm not joking.
[18:12] ---
Then, what?
[18:13] ---
Are you saying I collapsed and was taken here
by ambulance because I'm in love?
[18:17] ---
Yes. I was a bit disturbed, too,
as this is a first for me.
[18:20] ---
Please don't be ridiculous!
[18:22] ---
Someone may well be in love with me,
[18:24] ---
but you can rest assured that I'd never do
anything as idiotic as fall in love!
[18:27] ---
She's a bit of a contrarian.
[18:28] ---
Just how did you arrive at that diagnosis?
[18:29] ---
The kids call it "tsundere" these days.
[18:32] ---
Are you saying that is also a disease?
[18:35] ---
Let's review your symptoms.
[18:37] ---
When you think about a specific person
during school activities,
[18:40] ---
your heart starts beating fast.
[18:42] ---
Yes, that's right!
[18:43] ---
And today, when he removed a piece of lint
from your hair, his hand brushed your cheek,
[18:44] ---
"47 CUTS BEFORE"
[18:49] ---
and just then you felt a pulsating pain
in your chest and became short of breath.
[18:54] ---
Yes, I know what I said!
[18:58] ---
That...
[19:00] ---
...is love.
[19:01] ---
And I said you're wrong! Jeez!
[19:02] ---
"JEEZ"
[19:03] ---
It has to be a heart disease!
[19:05] ---
This has never happened to me before!
[19:07] ---
Then, it's your first love.
[19:09] ---
Lady Kaguya...
[19:10] ---
"GROAN GROAN"
[19:10] ---
I'll be waiting outside,
so please call me when you're done.
[19:14] ---
Hayasaka?
[19:14] ---
"AAAH"
[19:15] ---
I use this hospital, too, but I'll never
be able to show my face here again.
[19:19] ---
This is the worst.
[19:20] ---
Wh-What's wrong with you?
[19:22] ---
Anyway, please give me a proper examination!
[19:29] ---
This is our newest medical testing device.
[19:33] ---
As it's state-of-the-art medical technology,
the fee is rather steep,
[19:37] ---
but do you wish to proceed?
[19:38] ---
Compared to my life,
I'm sure the cost will be cheap!
[19:41] ---
The measurements are done.
[19:43] ---
And?
[19:44] ---
She has a beautiful, healthy heart.
[19:46] ---
That can't be!
[19:48] ---
There must be one or two holes in it!
[19:48] ---
"FISSS"
[19:50] ---
If there were, you'd probably be dead by now.
[19:52] ---
Then, what?
[19:54] ---
Being in love is enough to make you topple over
when someone touches your cheek?
[19:57] ---
I admit it made me feel somewhat pleased,
but to then hit the floor,
[20:01] ---
I would have to love President to death!
[20:04] ---
Incidentally, do you have a photo of him?
[20:07] ---
I do, as a matter of fact. Hayasaka...
[20:10] ---
Quit doing that and bring my phone over!
[20:17] ---
You don't have a normal photo of him?
[20:19] ---
But...
[20:21] ---
...he seems to be an interesting boy.
A good match for you.
[20:25] ---
A good match...
[20:27] ---
Do you not wish to date this fellow?
[20:30] ---
Honestly, it's not like that!
[20:33] ---
I just think President
is an ideal human being, that's all.
[20:38] ---
When you say
he's a "good match,"
[20:40] ---
that does nothing for me.
[20:42] ---
Her pulse is over 200.
[20:44] ---
It's beating like a jackhammer.
[20:45] ---
Stop it! Stop using the latest technology
to expose my mistress's emotions!
[20:51] ---
Have you noticed any changes
in her state of mind recently?
[20:56] ---
The other day, she nearly kissed him.
[21:00] ---
Since then, it's been at the front of her mind!
[21:03] ---
So, that's what it is.
[21:04] ---
Hey, Hayasaka!
That has nothing to do with this!
[21:07] ---
It has everything to do with it!
[21:08] ---
That was genuine terror!
[21:10] ---
When he was on top of me,
[21:12] ---
my mind went blank,
[21:14] ---
and I didn't know
what to do, is all!
[21:17] ---
I'm not self-conscious around him,
I'm afraid of him!
[21:27] ---
I know how you feel.
[21:29] ---
Back in the day, I fell in love, too.
[21:32] ---
Well, of course,
I haven't outgrown that, but...
[21:35] ---
I don't want to hear about that!
[21:38] ---
That doctor is a quack!
[21:40] ---
How could you say that
about one of the world's top doctors?
[21:42] ---
I'm going to get a second opinion!
At another hospital!
[21:48] ---
Please, don't humiliate me anymore.
[21:53] ---
Today's battle result...
[21:55] ---
Hayasaka loses.
[21:59] ---
Kaguya!
[22:01] ---
Thank goodness you're okay!
[22:02] ---
Shinomiya, are you all right?
[22:04] ---
Yes, I'm fine.
[22:05] ---
You have a bad heart?
[22:07] ---
No, I'm told it's beautiful and healthy.
[22:11] ---
Then, there's another problem?
[22:13] ---
Have you made a complete recovery?
[22:14] ---
She has not.
[22:15] ---
What caused it?
[22:15] ---
This.
[22:17] ---
Jeez!
[22:20] ---
It's all your fault!
[22:22] ---
But Kaguya couldn't tell him that.
[22:26] ---
"Nayotake, your daughter is doing fine"
E9 - Yu Ishigami Closes His Eyes, Part 2
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[00:00] ---
The fifth member of the Shuchiin Academy
Student Council is...
[00:02] ---
Financial Auditor Miko lino!
[00:05] ---
It's been only a few days since she joined
the student council, and already...
[00:05] ---
"DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE"
[00:09] ---
Listen.
[00:10] ---
I want to resign from the student council.
[00:12] ---
...she wants to quit!
[01:47] ---
"YU ISHIGAMI
CLOSES HIS EYES, PART 2"
[01:49] ---
But you finally got to join the student
council. Why would you resign now?
[01:53] ---
Certainly, I've always wanted to join.
[01:56] ---
I was thrilled when I got appointed!
[01:59] ---
But...
[02:00] ---
...the student council I wanted to serve on...
[02:03] ---
The student council I wanted to serve on...
[02:08] ---
This is the story of a short
high school girl with high ideals.
[02:12] ---
It is the record of a student council member
[02:14] ---
who stays true to herself
despite being rejected over and over...
[02:16] ---
"STUDENT COUNCIL WARS"
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A girl who tries to create
a new student council!
[02:22] ---
You bumbling idiot!
[02:24] ---
Can't you even handle a simple task?
[02:27] ---
This student council is no place for losers!
[02:31] ---
A merciless meritocracy!
[02:33] ---
Illicit intimate relations?
[02:35] ---
We'll expel them all.
[02:38] ---
That's the best way.
[02:39] ---
We have to get rid of the rotten apples
as soon as possible.
[02:42] ---
A group of stone-cold realists.
[02:46] ---
Please, wait!
[02:48] ---
Those young people have made a mistake!
[02:50] ---
Expelling them for one error is going too far!
[02:53] ---
Controlling the students through draconian
punishments is like a reign of terror!
[02:56] ---
Is that the kind of student council you want?
[03:00] ---
Cheap emotions have no place
in this student council.
[03:04] ---
They serve no useful purpose.
[03:06] ---
The student council
is for the benefit of the elite.
[03:09] ---
That is what we are.
[03:11] ---
If you object, if you don't like it,
if you can't stand that...
[03:15] ---
...then get out!
[03:19] ---
Why? Why don't they understand?
[03:22] ---
At this rate, the student council
and the academy will both fall to ruin!
[03:26] ---
But her...
[03:28] ---
I'm sure the kind, pure
and angelic Fujiwara will understand.
[03:34] ---
Kaguya is my friend.
[03:38] ---
I want to shoulder
the burden of her sin with her.
[03:42] ---
A weeping angel.
[03:45] ---
There's something only you can do, right?
[03:49] ---
That's what you should do.
[03:54] ---
She was given something.
[03:56] ---
That was hope.
[04:01] ---
Every student in the school signed this!
[04:04] ---
They all want the punishments revoked!
[04:06] ---
That's not a smart way
of going about things. But--
[04:09] ---
This is how I do things!
[04:14] ---
I see.
[04:16] ---
She's a breath of fresh air.
[04:18] ---
Maybe this is just what we needed.
[04:22] ---
Thus, the student council
would slowly begin to transform.
[04:27] ---
And it all started with her.
[04:31] ---
Like that!
[04:32] ---
"BE RIGHTEOUS AND SINCERE"
[04:33] ---
Your imagination
really runs wild, doesn't it?
[04:35] ---
You should also add Ishigami
to your scenario.
[04:38] ---
I don't want to waste a moment of my life
thinking about Ishigami.
[04:41] ---
Poor Ishigami...
[04:43] ---
I was so excited
when I joined the student council.
[04:46] ---
But the reality is...
[04:48] ---
President is a man whore!
[04:48] ---
I like black panties!
[04:50] ---
I'll make you feel even better.
[04:51] ---
If I feel any better than this, I'll die!
[04:52] ---
Not another word!
SIGN "NEXT: CHAPTER 128 THE TRUTH ABOUT THE STUDENT COUNCIL"
[04:53] ---
They're all lechers!
[04:56] ---
At this rate, it's only a matter of time
before I fall into their clutches.
[05:00] ---
But it took so long for me
to get on to the student council.
[05:03] ---
If I leave now, I'll feel like a quitter!
[05:07] ---
You take everything so seriously.
[05:09] ---
You could just choose to stick with it
and enjoy the student council lifestyle.
[05:13] ---
That makes no sense!
[05:16] ---
It doesn't? Personally, I find
what you're describing pretty appealing.
[05:19] ---
I don't care about your warped interests!
[05:22] ---
The kind of love I want isn't tainted by lust!
[05:32] ---
Junior high was the worst time of my life.
Everyone shunned me.
[05:37] ---
But someone anonymously tried
to cheer me up.
[05:37] ---
"One day, your efforts will bear fruit"
[05:40] ---
It was pure generosity
that asked for nothing in return.
[05:46] ---
That's what true love is all about!
[05:51] ---
You're still in la-la land.
[05:53] ---
This flower has given me
the strength to carry on.
[05:56] ---
Enough with that story.
I've heard it at least ten times already.
[06:00] ---
Anyway...
[06:01] ---
I'm not like President who's lust incarnate!
[06:04] ---
Miko is a highly imaginative dreamer.
[06:04] ---
I'll never accept what he stands for!
The very moment he became impure...
[06:07] ---
Because of that,
she often jumps to conclusions.
[06:11] ---
My guess is she's mistaken
about President Shirogane being lust incarnate.
[06:17] ---
Okay.
[06:19] ---
Let's analyze these stories of yours.
[06:22] ---
The expression "man whore"...
[06:24] ---
Can you really picture the vice president
using a crude term like "man whore"?
[06:29] ---
Well... Not really...
[06:33] ---
Maybe she really said something
like "brand sore" or "banned roar."
[06:34] ---
"SWINE"
[06:36] ---
That's exactly what I imagine!
[06:38] ---
To begin with, the vice president
would never let boys take advantage of her.
[06:43] ---
And your perception of President
as being lust incarnate must be mistaken.
[06:46] ---
Wait... That means...
[06:53] ---
President...
[06:55] ---
Tell me...
[06:57] ---
...you're a filthy pig.
[07:00] ---
Say you're crazy about black panties.
[07:06] ---
I don't particularly like...
[07:08] ---
Is that so?
[07:10] ---
You refuse to obey me?
[07:12] ---
I'm looking forward to seeing it.
[07:15] ---
Your brand sore.
[07:17] ---
The doubts about President
being a "man whore" are cleared up.
[07:23] ---
Kaguya, you're going too far.
[07:26] ---
You dare defy me?
[07:28] ---
Ishigami...
[07:29] ---
President...
[07:30] ---
Seal up this girl's mouth.
[07:33] ---
"HUFF HUFF"
[07:35] ---
The duct tape mystery is cleared up!
[07:37] ---
"HUFF HUFF"
[07:37] ---
How much longer do we have to do this?
[07:39] ---
To be honest, it's getting me excited.
[07:40] ---
I think you two need to be taped, too.
[07:43] ---
"ISHIGAMI"
[07:45] ---
President...
[07:46] ---
What do you suppose lino would think
if she saw you like this?
[07:50] ---
Stop it!
[07:51] ---
Please let go of me!
[07:55] ---
Iino!
[07:57] ---
I was so scared!
[07:59] ---
S-Scumbag!
[08:01] ---
Now the student council will be mine!
[08:04] ---
Her suspicions about Shirogane
pinning Kaguya down are cleared up.
[08:06] ---
Say it! Tell me it feels good!
[08:09] ---
Say it! Say it!
[08:11] ---
I-It feels good!
[08:13] ---
If I feel any better than this, I'll die!
[08:15] ---
And so, everything is cleared up!
[08:17] ---
How could I have
so grossly misunderstood?
[08:19] ---
President Shirogane
didn't do anything wrong!
[08:22] ---
Yep.
[08:24] ---
It's Vice President Shinomiya
who's evil incarnate!
[08:27] ---
Huh?
[08:29] ---
She used me, playing the victim card
to take down President Shirogane!
[08:35] ---
She won't get away with it!
[08:36] ---
How did you come to this idea?
[08:38] ---
I'm going to grill her about it!
[08:39] ---
Miko!
[08:42] ---
"STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM"
[08:44] ---
Oh, lino...
[08:47] ---
Vice President Shinomiya, give it up!
[08:50] ---
I've got the goods on you!
[08:53] ---
What are you talking about?
[08:55] ---
"ROAR"
[08:55] ---
What do you think about President Shirogane?
[08:58] ---
I really don't know what you're getting at.
[09:01] ---
I'm asking you to tell me
what you think of President Shirogane!
[09:05] ---
What do I think of President?
[09:10] ---
Why are you asking me that?
[09:16] ---
When I don't even know the answer myself.
[09:25] ---
Huh?
[09:27] ---
I don't know what to think now!
[09:30] ---
She's flustered after receiving
an unexpectedly pure response.
[09:34] ---
Today's battle result...
[09:36] ---
Iino loses.
[09:41] ---
"MIKO IINO"
[09:46] ---
"KAGUYA WANTS TO TOUCH"
[09:46] ---
Shinomiya has been acting strange ever since
she collapsed and went to the hospital.
[09:54] ---
Oh, Shinomiya...
[09:55] ---
President...
[09:57] ---
I've got something to do today,
[09:59] ---
so I have to leave early.
[10:01] ---
Okay.
[10:03] ---
She takes off every time I get here
and won't look me in the eye.
[10:08] ---
It's like she's avoiding me.
[10:13] ---
So, why did you run away from him?
[10:18] ---
It's not like I wanted to run away! But...
[10:22] ---
every time I look at his face, it reminds me of
the incident in the sports equipment warehouse,
[10:25] ---
and my head starts spinning!
[10:29] ---
It's probably a brain disorder.
[10:31] ---
What'll I do if I get a blood clot?
[10:33] ---
First, it was heart disease,
and now, you've got a brain disorder?
[10:37] ---
I won't be surprised if you make
an appointment with a neurosurgeon.
[10:40] ---
I'd better come up with countermeasures.
[10:42] ---
Do you have a better way?
[10:49] ---
How about...
We develop a calming ritual.
[10:52] ---
Rituals!
[10:54] ---
Professional athletes use rituals
to control their emotions.
[10:58] ---
Performing rituals resets their mental
patterns. This enables them to remain calm.
[11:05] ---
First, we have to decide on a ritual.
[11:09] ---
Lady Kaguya, try moving around until you find
a gesture that feels comfortable to you.
[11:11] ---
"SHFF SHFF"
[11:14] ---
A comfortable gesture?
[11:29] ---
I keep thinking about the music,
so I can't focus.
[11:33] ---
It's to help you find your ritual.
[11:40] ---
Maybe this?
[11:42] ---
This feels comfortable.
[11:44] ---
I see.
[11:45] ---
Then, it's "caressing your left cheek
with your right hand."
[11:49] ---
That will be your calming ritual, Lady Kaguya.
[11:51] ---
Now, you have to establish your ritual
[11:53] ---
to hardwire it into your brain
so you associate it with a state of relaxation.
[11:59] ---
Keep touching your left cheek
with your right hand whenever you feel relaxed.
[12:04] ---
If you hardwire this association,
[12:06] ---
you'll be able to calm yourself
simply by touching your left cheek
[12:09] ---
no matter how hard it is
to handle President Shirogane.
[12:12] ---
I see.
[12:14] ---
Once you master this ritual,
it will become a powerful weapon.
[12:18] ---
Though, to be honest,
I have no idea what you're battling.
[12:22] ---
And so, in order to establish her ritual,
[12:26] ---
Kaguya caresses her left cheek with her
right hand whenever she feels relaxed.
[12:31] ---
And a few days later...
[12:33] ---
Look, here's your future hubby.
[12:37] ---
There, touch your cheek.
[12:40] ---
Impressive.
[12:41] ---
You mastered your ritual in such a short time.
[12:44] ---
It's been a while
since I thought you were a genius.
[12:48] ---
What do you mean, "It's been a while"?
[12:50] ---
Even if you get into a near-kiss situation
with President again,
[12:52] ---
you can stay calm.
[12:57] ---
Um...
[12:58] ---
That...
[13:01] ---
No problem.
[13:02] ---
Try saying that without touching your cheek.
[13:08] ---
I won't run away today!
[13:10] ---
I have a calming ritual now!
[13:15] ---
Shinomiya...
[13:17] ---
President...
[13:19] ---
Use your calming ritual at critical moments.
[13:23] ---
Critical moments...
[13:26] ---
Shinomiya,
[13:28] ---
"SHIROGANE'S HEART POWER"
[13:28] ---
have you been
avoiding me lately?
[13:29] ---
"PRESIDENT STARTS
TALKING TO HER"
SIGN "SHE'LL END UP IN THE HOSPITAL IF THE METER HITS 10"
[13:34] ---
No, not particularly.
[13:36] ---
Liar!
[13:36] ---
"SHINOMIYA'S TENSION METER"
[13:36] ---
"LOOM"
[13:37] ---
Every time I get here,
you leave right away!
[13:39] ---
If you have something
to say to me, say it in words!
SIGN "PRESIDENT IS WITHIN A ONE-METER RADIUS"
[13:41] ---
I can't let him close in!
[13:43] ---
"PRESIDENT GRABS HER HAND"
[13:46] ---
Don't run away.
[13:47] ---
I just want to talk to you.
[13:50] ---
I'm getting dizzy again.
[13:53] ---
But this is no problem!
[13:54] ---
"Right hand-left cheek calming ritual"
[13:56] ---
Now that I have a calming ritual!
[14:00] ---
If I touch my left cheek
with my right hand...
[14:02] ---
My right hand...
[14:04] ---
My right hand...
[14:06] ---
He's gripping it!
[14:09] ---
Let go!
[14:10] ---
If I do, you'll just run away!
[14:11] ---
What should I do?
[14:13] ---
I could shake him off using a joint lock,
[14:14] ---
"KAGUYA IS A BLACK BELT
IN AIKIDO AND JUDO"
[14:14] ---
but that would hurt him!
[14:17] ---
Don't give me the silent treatment.
Say something!
[14:19] ---
Did they find something at the hospital?
[14:23] ---
Or...
[14:25] ---
...did I do something to make you
hate me without realizing it?
[14:31] ---
You didn't do anything
to make me hate you.
[14:35] ---
Is this about our near-kiss
in the sports equipment warehouse?
[14:39] ---
"PRESIDENT BRINGS UP THE SUBJECT OF KISSING"
[14:42] ---
But that was a misunderstanding!
[14:44] ---
"GRIPPING HER SHOULDER"
[14:45] ---
"PRESIDENT MOVES IN CLOSE"
[14:45] ---
I was trying to break your fall,
and we ended up in that position!
[14:49] ---
"SHAKEN"
[14:49] ---
But then you closed your eyes!
[15:06] ---
P-President!
[15:09] ---
Today's battle result...
SIGN "KAGUYA WINS (SHE MASTERED HER CALMING RITUAL)"
[15:11] ---
Kaguya wins.
[15:14] ---
Even though calming rituals
among professional athletes goes way back,
[15:17] ---
the second it becomes the media's
next shiny thing, people start to imitate it.
[15:21] ---
Especially members
of high school sports teams.
[15:22] ---
They'll copy the ritual of throwing
their water bottles into a trash can,
[15:25] ---
when in the first place,
a ritual is a routine you do on the daily...
[15:33] ---
The Cheerleading Squad...
[15:34] ---
"KAGUYA DOESN'T SAY NO"
[15:34] ---
They're annoying, all bright-eyed and bushy-
tailed, looking like they're having so much fun.
[15:37] ---
I used to wish they'd get wiped
off the face of the Earth.
[15:41] ---
But I was wrong to think like that.
[15:45] ---
I was really the pathetic one,
[15:47] ---
inveighing against them
when I didn't do a damn thing myself.
[15:52] ---
Do we have any volunteers
for the Sports Festival Cheerleading Squad?
[15:56] ---
Somebody? Anybody?
[16:01] ---
Then I realized I should join
the Cheerleading Squad myself.
[16:05] ---
That would be the key to becoming a normie.
[16:07] ---
Tell me, Team Red...
[16:10] ---
Are we gonna win?
[16:13] ---
My logic was flawed.
[16:15] ---
It's not that joining the Cheerleading Squad
will make you a normie,
[16:18] ---
but that only normies
join the Cheerleading Squad.
[16:20] ---
"THE TRIBE OF YAY!!"
[16:22] ---
The Tribe of Yay!
[16:23] ---
They yell "Yay" at every opportunity,
[16:25] ---
party all the time, are bursting with energy,
and their clothes are all trendy.
[16:26] ---
"YAY"
[16:28] ---
They exist even at Shuchiin Academy.
[16:30] ---
All right, return to your seats!
[16:30] ---
They are the polar opposite
an asocial person like Ishigami.
[16:32] ---
A'ight!
[16:33] ---
Roger!
[16:34] ---
I made a terrible decision
in a moment of doubt.
[16:38] ---
Even one of my classmates, Onodera,
is looking at me like, "Are you nuts?"
[16:42] ---
So, I'll be the leader.
[16:44] ---
And I'm thinking Koyasu
will be the vice leader.
[16:47] ---
Everybody okay with that?
[16:48] ---
Yay! We're totally okay!
[16:52] ---
Just like that, the leader was decided.
[16:54] ---
Our first order of business
is deciding on Team Red's slogan.
[16:58] ---
So, anybody got any bright ideas?
[17:00] ---
Then, how about...
[17:02] ---
That one!
[17:03] ---
I like this one!
[17:03] ---
Now, one!
[17:05] ---
It's so-so.
[17:05] ---
So, that's the way it works.
[17:07] ---
I can't participate that way.
[17:10] ---
I see. There's no reason
to even have desks in here.
[17:13] ---
So, let's choose between these three.
[17:16] ---
They all suck!
SIGN "Instagrammable Team Red We totally be best! Burn Team Red Yee-Crazy-Haa"
[17:17] ---
What the hell is "instagrammable"?
[17:21] ---
You guys are obsessed with being photogenic!
[17:23] ---
Like the way you document
every time you eat friggin' pancakes!
[17:25] ---
Don't!
[17:27] ---
All right, why don't we do this?
SIGN "Being Best Absolutely Yee-Crazy-Haa Instagrammable"
[17:31] ---
Even worse!
[17:32] ---
I like it!
[17:34] ---
That's a definite yes!
[17:35] ---
You mean a definite no!
[17:36] ---
Since I'm the leader,
give me slicked-back hair!
[17:37] ---
But then again,
they have better grades than me.
[17:39] ---
Nice!
[17:39] ---
Nice!
[17:41] ---
I'll send it to your Instagram
accounts from Line.
[17:43] ---
Oh, man!
[17:44] ---
Our Instagram Stories are gonna go viral!
[17:45] ---
I think our work's done
here for today!
[17:48] ---
I have no idea what they're saying.
[17:50] ---
Let's make a Line group.
[17:52] ---
What should I do? I don't even use Line.
[17:54] ---
Would Skype work?
[17:57] ---
Vice Leader...
[17:59] ---
You're Yu, right? I've heard about you.
[18:02] ---
Don't you have Line?
[18:04] ---
Tell me your mail address.
I'll just mail you what's important.
[18:08] ---
Sorry for putting you to the trouble.
[18:10] ---
So...
[18:12] ---
...for our uniforms...
[18:14] ---
"Have we switched bodies!?"
[18:15] ---
The girls will wear boys' school uniforms,
and the guys will dress up like girls!
[18:19] ---
Everyone is responsible
for borrowing from somebody.
[18:21] ---
This is sick!
[18:22] ---
Who are you going to borrow from?
[18:23] ---
Trade with me!
[18:23] ---
I've got confidence.
[18:28] ---
Am I in Hell?
[18:30] ---
And they're demons
who are used to the place.
[18:33] ---
You guys have female friends,
so it's easy for you to borrow their uniform,
[18:37] ---
but I don't have anyone like that.
[18:40] ---
If I asked any of my female classmates to let
me borrow their uniform, they'd freak out.
[18:46] ---
There are the student council girls...
[18:50] ---
Iino would say...
[18:52] ---
"Forget it!
I'd never be able to wear it again!"
[18:55] ---
I'd have the best chance
asking Fujiwara, but...
[18:58] ---
"You would do something weird
with it, wouldn't you?"
[19:00] ---
That's tough.
[19:02] ---
She thinks I'm a pervert.
[19:06] ---
Not that I blame her...
[19:07] ---
And I'm scared of Shinomiya.
[19:10] ---
I should probably just quit.
[19:11] ---
Did I hear you say my name?
[19:13] ---
There she is!
[19:14] ---
I'm sorry!
[19:16] ---
Why are you trying to run away?
[19:19] ---
So, I don't have anyone to borrow from.
[19:23] ---
To be honest, I was thinking
of just quitting the Cheerleading Squad.
[19:27] ---
Oh...
[19:28] ---
Well, if you don't mind,
I'd be willing to lend you my uniform.
[19:32] ---
Really?
[19:33] ---
Sure.
[19:34] ---
You don't care that I'll be wearing it?
[19:38] ---
Well, when a fellow student council member
is in a jam, what else can I do?
[19:43] ---
Shinomiya, you're totally yee-crazy-haa.
[19:47] ---
What does that mean?
[19:49] ---
I don't know myself.
[19:51] ---
I've got a thin waist,
[19:54] ---
so I don't know if it'll fit you.
[19:56] ---
Do you want to try it on now?
[19:58] ---
Please.
[20:01] ---
You mean right here?
[20:02] ---
If you're bashful, I could wait outside.
[20:05] ---
No, it's okay.
[20:09] ---
Shinomiya just wore this today.
[20:12] ---
I'm going to wear it in front of her.
[20:16] ---
This could awaken something inside of me.
[20:33] ---
It fits, more or less.
[20:36] ---
Oh, it looks cute on you.
[20:41] ---
Since you've already got it on...
[20:43] ---
...how about doing makeup, too?
[20:46] ---
You wear makeup, Shinomiya?
[20:49] ---
I've had people put it on me on occasion,
so I remember how it's done.
[20:55] ---
Are you embarrassed?
[20:57] ---
No, not really.
[21:01] ---
Is this my drag debut?
[21:05] ---
What'll I do if I really am
mistaken for a girl?
[21:08] ---
By the way,
is it too tight around your waist?
[21:11] ---
No, that part's actually fine.
[21:13] ---
Really? Good.
[21:15] ---
If anything, it's kind of tight
in the chest area.
[21:20] ---
I did sports in junior high,
so I've got a bit of pectoral muscles.
[21:24] ---
So I apologize if I stretch it out.
[21:26] ---
Not at all.
[21:27] ---
Don't worry about it.
[21:29] ---
Shinomiya is nicer than I gave her credit for.
[21:34] ---
"10 MINUTES LATER"
[21:36] ---
We're done, Ishigami.
[21:38] ---
"WITH PULP INSIDE"
[21:40] ---
Hey, cut that out!
[21:42] ---
Why did you prank me like that?
[21:44] ---
Sorry. I'll fix it.
[21:48] ---
Quit giggling.
[21:49] ---
"HMPH"
[21:50] ---
Okay, okay.
[21:52] ---
Well, I don't mind her being affectionate
toward a fellow council member,
[21:54] ---
Come on, sit still.
[21:54] ---
but aren't they sitting a little too close?
[21:57] ---
I mean, it's not like I'm jealous or anything!
[22:02] ---
Excuse me for a second.
SIGN "From: Cheerleading Squad Vice Leader Tsubame Koyasu Practice in the courtyard every Tuesday and Thursday at 5 pm"
[22:10] ---
Well,
[22:11] ---
maybe I'll give it a shot.
[22:13] ---
And so, Yu Ishigami became a member
of the Cheerleading Squad.
[22:17] ---
His story continues
in "Victory and Defeat at the Sports Festival."
[22:21] ---
"SPORTS FESTIVAL"
[22:23] ---
Should we put a ribbon on you?
[22:26] ---
Do you want to awaken something within me?
[22:27] ---
Or has it already awakened?
E10 - Kei Shirogane Can't Speak
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[00:07] ---
Shirogane is having a nervous breakdown...
[00:11] ---
...because Kaguya is still avoiding him.
[00:24] ---
His sister suspects...
[00:27] ---
...her brother is in love.
[00:31] ---
Hey.
[00:32] ---
Hmph.
[00:38] ---
She ignores him as if she doesn't care,
[00:40] ---
but she has to resist the temptation
to grill him for details.
[00:48] ---
Why? Because Kei Shirogane...
[00:51] ---
...is in her rebellious teenager phase!
[02:24] ---
"THREE DAYS EARLIER"
[02:25] ---
Kei...
[02:26] ---
You promised not to drink juice at dinner.
[02:26] ---
"KEI SHIROGANE CAN'T SPEAK"
[02:32] ---
"MUNCH MUNCH"
[02:32] ---
Munch Munch. Munch Munch. Munch Munch.
[02:39] ---
Don't be a picky eater.
Have your green peppers, too.
[02:43] ---
"GRUMBLE GRUMBLE"
[02:43] ---
You're done already?
[02:45] ---
When you're done eating, you say "Thank you
for the meal" and put your dishes in the sink--
[02:48] ---
Get off my back!
[02:51] ---
The Shirogane Family!
[02:53] ---
The father doesn't have a steady job,
[02:54] ---
and they live in an apartment
that costs 50,000 yen a month
[02:56] ---
and is a 20-minute walk
from Sangenjaya Station.
[02:59] ---
The mother ran off with her lover,
and their father's factory went bust.
[03:01] ---
"PROMISSORY NOTE"
[03:02] ---
The Shirogane Family
has overcome numerous hardships.
[03:02] ---
"PROMISSORY NOTE" "SEIZURE"
[03:05] ---
"HURRY UP!"
[03:05] ---
Brother!
[03:06] ---
"GRUMBLE GRUMBLE"
[03:07] ---
But Kei feels that her overprotective
big brother treats her like a child.
[03:11] ---
"NAG NAG"
[03:12] ---
She has grown hostile
toward her brother.
[03:15] ---
"BLAH BLAH"
[03:15] ---
This makes him reprimand
his impertinent sister even more.
[03:19] ---
And thus, their communication
is in a continuous downward spiral!
[03:23] ---
But now, Kei is dying to know
the details of her brother's romantic life.
[03:27] ---
Her curiosity is killing her.
[03:30] ---
But if she's too insistent...
[03:33] ---
What? Give me all the juicy details!
[03:35] ---
This girl could become my sister-in-law, right?
[03:37] ---
Brother! Brother!
Brother! Brother!
[03:40] ---
...she'll appear too fond of her brother!
[03:42] ---
To Kei, that would be humiliating.
[03:43] ---
"TA-DA"
[03:46] ---
The problem is, how can she force her brother
to spill his guts without betraying herself?
[03:49] ---
She relies on her superior brain
to cast about for a solution.
[03:53] ---
What's this?
[03:55] ---
"She loves me, she loves me not"? That's creepy.
[03:58] ---
Grilling via verbal abuse!
[04:02] ---
Do you have a broken heart?
[04:04] ---
Tell me how you got dumped.
[04:07] ---
Shut up. Leave me alone.
[04:17] ---
Honeys, I'm home.
[04:20] ---
Dad...
[04:20] ---
Welcome home.
[04:22] ---
Hi.
[04:24] ---
What's this?
"She loves me, she loves me not"?
[04:27] ---
Miyuki, do you have a crush on someone?
[04:30] ---
"PUMP"
[04:31] ---
No, it's not like that.
[04:35] ---
Well...
[04:36] ---
...tell me about it.
[04:37] ---
It's a father's duty
to listen to his son's problems.
[04:41] ---
I'm your sugar daddy.
[04:42] ---
You don't even know what that means,
so never say it again.
[04:46] ---
Okay, I'll tell you.
[04:48] ---
I thought things were going pretty well
with this one girl,
[04:51] ---
but she's been avoiding me recently.
[04:54] ---
She's been hanging out and talking normally
with another guy I know, though.
[05:00] ---
Does she hate me now or is it something else?
[05:02] ---
I don't know how she feels.
[05:04] ---
What's with that face?
[05:06] ---
Listening to genuine romantic troubles
is tougher than I imagined.
[05:10] ---
If you're mocking me,
then forget I said anything!
[05:13] ---
Hold on there.
[05:15] ---
My own wife has been avoiding me
for more than seven years now,
[05:18] ---
and I suspect she's been making time
with a younger man, so I know how you feel.
[05:23] ---
Would you not bring
your relationship into this?
[05:25] ---
Accept reality and sign
the divorce papers already!
[05:28] ---
For better or worse,
I still have feelings for my wife.
[05:33] ---
Come to think of it, you've got
the sports festival coming up, don't you?
[05:36] ---
Listen, Miyuki. Girls go wild
over boys who run fast in the races.
[05:40] ---
That's your chance to show off.
[05:41] ---
This isn't grade school!
[05:43] ---
Never mind!
[05:44] ---
Nobody understands how I feel!
[05:46] ---
Wait, Brother.
[05:49] ---
If a girl you have a good vibe with
is avoiding you,
[05:52] ---
it's still possible that she likes you.
[05:55] ---
How so?
[05:57] ---
You often hear about people
who want to have normal conversations,
[06:02] ---
but they're too embarrassed to be able
to do it. Give her a little more time.
[06:08] ---
It's a common thing?
[06:12] ---
Thanks, that's food for thought.
[06:15] ---
No big.
[06:17] ---
I'm going to take a bath.
[06:25] ---
In the end, who was I talking to?
[06:50] ---
President...
[06:52] ---
Can we walk to the student
council room together?
[06:58] ---
Yeah, of course.
[07:03] ---
Today's battle result...
[07:06] ---
Shirogane wins.
[07:10] ---
"She could be
my future sister-in-law, too..."
[07:28] ---
♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[07:30] ---
♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[07:31] ---
♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[07:33] ---
♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[07:35] ---
♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[07:37] ---
♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[07:38] ---
♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[07:54] ---
Nice move at the end, right?
[07:56] ---
You lied to me!
[07:57] ---
You lied again! You're a liar!
[07:58] ---
"GRRR GRRR"
[08:00] ---
That wasn't dancing!
[08:02] ---
That was someone writhing in agony
to the beat of a drum!
[08:05] ---
I felt like an exorcist!
[08:05] ---
"RESEMBLES"
[08:07] ---
"Soran," a Japanese folk song!
[08:08] ---
The second-year students are going to do
the soran dance for the sports festival.
[08:13] ---
Shirogane was confident.
[08:14] ---
Easy-peasy!
[08:15] ---
Seeing that made Fujiwara worry.
[08:18] ---
The truth turned out to be a nightmare.
[08:22] ---
So, as usual, she's coaching him.
[08:24] ---
"DEMON"
[08:28] ---
How was that?
[08:30] ---
You're still not there.
[08:31] ---
"MIYUKI SHIROGANE
WANTS TO DANCE"
[08:31] ---
You're only imitating the example,
not expressing anything yourself.
[08:36] ---
Listen, the folk song "Soran"
was how fishermen prayed for a good catch.
[08:41] ---
Comprehending the beauty of men
living on the sea!
[08:43] ---
The feelings of fish
as they strive not to be eaten!
[08:46] ---
And more than anything,
the feeling of the net as it gets dragged in!
[08:49] ---
I can't comprehend that!
[08:50] ---
You'll never be a professional dancer
if you can't understand that!
[08:54] ---
When did the goal switch
to becoming a pro?
[08:57] ---
As long as I've got the moves down,
more or less.
[08:59] ---
More or less?
[09:03] ---
"GROWLLLL"
[09:04] ---
I'm at the end of my rope!
[09:06] ---
Why do I have to coach someone incompetent
like you every single time?
[09:10] ---
I'm done with it! If you ever need help
with anything else, please don't ask me!
[09:17] ---
"STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM"
[09:19] ---
It must've been stressful
coaching me every time.
[09:22] ---
I'll try to do this on my own
without relying on Fujiwara.
[09:26] ---
The feeling of a net...
[09:28] ---
The feeling of being dragged in...
[09:30] ---
President...
[09:31] ---
Are you practicing the soran dance?
[09:34] ---
I'm no expert, but I can teach you a little.
[09:37] ---
Touching President's body...
[09:39] ---
You, Shinomiya?
[09:41] ---
Yes.
[09:42] ---
For example, the "Heave-ho" part...
[09:45] ---
You stick out your chest like this.
[09:48] ---
With your hips... It looks better
if you lower them to about here.
[09:52] ---
I see.
[09:54] ---
Also...
[09:56] ---
"HUH? (LOL)"
[09:58] ---
Hold on there!
[09:59] ---
"(LOL)"
[10:01] ---
She's teaching you? How to dance?
[10:02] ---
"(LOL)"
[10:04] ---
Yes!
[10:06] ---
Kaguya has danced on a stage before!
[10:10] ---
Let me take a load off!
[10:12] ---
By all means, continue.
[10:14] ---
Are you angry, Fujiwara?
[10:17] ---
Why would I be angry?
[10:18] ---
If anything, I'm impressed at the speed with
which you exchanged one teacher for another.
[10:23] ---
Please, continue.
[10:26] ---
Dance is a series of beautiful moves
that are connected to each other beautifully.
[10:31] ---
Each movement
should be performed conscientiously.
[10:33] ---
She doesn't get it.
[10:35] ---
Miss Fujiwara, did you say something?
[10:38] ---
Nothing important.
[10:40] ---
The form of your fingertips...
[10:42] ---
Your gaze...
[10:43] ---
If you faithfully copy the model...
[10:45] ---
So, you just have to copy!
[10:48] ---
What's that?
[10:49] ---
Do you have a problem
with my style of teaching?
[10:53] ---
Not at all. Well...
[10:54] ---
The soran dance
has a kind of raw feeling to it.
[10:58] ---
I'm not sure about just trying to copy that.
[11:02] ---
Unless you put your heart and soul into it,
maybe it's not the same thing!
[11:06] ---
Vague things like souls are unnecessary.
[11:09] ---
The important thing is making your body
efficiently learn the right choreography.
[11:15] ---
After all, you can't understand
the dancer's intentions and expressions.
[11:19] ---
The audience will be moved
all on their own
[11:20] ---
if the dancer faithfully
and beautifully executes the moves.
[11:24] ---
You're wrong!
[11:25] ---
The quality of the dance
and the display is important,
[11:27] ---
but in the end, a presentation without love
will make everyone unhappy!
[11:31] ---
If you don't teach President
the fun of expressing yourself,
[11:33] ---
you're not doing anything for him!
[11:35] ---
I'll teach President!
[11:37] ---
Stop blathering on!
[11:39] ---
I won't let you have President!
[11:41] ---
I won't let you have the soran!
[11:43] ---
Don't take him away from me!
[11:45] ---
He doesn't belong to you!
[11:49] ---
Echizen Ooka,
renowned magistrate of Edo,
[11:51] ---
commanded two women who claimed
to be the mother of a child
[11:53] ---
to play tug-of-war with his body.
[11:55] ---
Ooka determined that the woman
who let go first when
[11:57] ---
the child was in pain was worthy
of being his parent.
[12:01] ---
But in this custody battle,
neither of them are willing to let Shirogane go!
[12:06] ---
Ow! Ow!
[12:08] ---
Let go of me!
[12:16] ---
This is how a net feels!
[12:18] ---
♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[12:20] ---
♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[12:22] ---
♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[12:24] ---
♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[12:25] ---
That's it!
[12:26] ---
What a marvelous soran dance!
[12:28] ---
"FWISH"
[12:29] ---
Today's battle result...
[12:30] ---
Shirogane wins.
[12:30] ---
♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[12:32] ---
He understood how a fishing net feels
when it's being pulled in!
[12:36] ---
♪ Soran! Soran! Soran! Soran! ♪
[12:37] ---
"The feeling of a fishing net..."
[12:42] ---
I'm Kobachi Osaragi,
a member of the Disciplinary Committee.
[12:45] ---
The kanji for Osaragi
means "Great Buddha."
[12:45] ---
"KOBACHI OSARAGI (GREAT BUDDHA)"
[12:48] ---
Remember my name.
[12:50] ---
The goal of the Disciplinary Committee
[12:52] ---
is to support a chaste and
righteous school environment.
[12:56] ---
Our main duty is cracking down
on students who break the school rules.
[12:59] ---
"KOBACHI OSARAGI
WANTS TO CRACK DOWN"
[13:00] ---
However...
[13:04] ---
Oh, Miko!
[13:06] ---
A member of the Disciplinary Committee
has appeared!
[13:07] ---
If you roll 13 or higher,
you successfully avoid them!
[13:09] ---
Come on!
[13:11] ---
Yes! 14! You evaded
the Disciplinary Committee!
[13:14] ---
Yay! Yay! Yay!
[13:15] ---
You haven't evaded me.
[13:16] ---
Yay!
[13:17] ---
Members of the Board Game Club,
what are you doing?
[13:21] ---
Can't you tell?
[13:22] ---
A Shuchiin RPG board game.
[13:25] ---
We're doing our best to defeat an ancient
dragon that sleeps in the old school building,
[13:28] ---
Students who have transcended the rules
are the most troublesome.
[13:29] ---
so you should give us your support.
[13:32] ---
I don't fully understand,
but as long as you don't cause a disturbance--
[13:35] ---
All right, let's use
the time-and-space warp capsule!
[13:38] ---
Fail!
[13:40] ---
Saitama has been destroyed.
[13:44] ---
Annoying...
[13:46] ---
Fujiwara lacks common sense.
[13:50] ---
You shouldn't talk!
[13:52] ---
Unfortunately, you can't confiscate
my game console.
[13:55] ---
I'm directly under the student council room.
The land is owned by the alumni association.
[14:00] ---
Territory that's exempt
from school rule jurisdiction.
[14:02] ---
Oh, is that right?
[14:03] ---
Then, if you take one step outside of
that space, I can confiscate your device.
[14:08] ---
Miko and Ishigami hate each other.
[14:11] ---
Which suggests that there's
some kind of bond between them,
[14:11] ---
At least let me save it! You don't know how difficult it was to defeat that guy!
[14:13] ---
so I'll amend that statement.
[14:15] ---
Miko and Ishigami don't get along well.
[14:17] ---
That guy never learns his lesson.
[14:19] ---
I hear he has no one to talk to,
[14:21] ---
so he tries to get lino to pay attention to him.
[14:24] ---
That's creepy.
[14:26] ---
The first-year female students
loathe Ishigami.
[14:30] ---
In his third year of middle school,
Ishigami stalked a girl that he liked...
[14:36] ---
...and assaulted her boyfriend.
Or so the rumor goes.
[14:41] ---
Ishigami never gave his side of the story.
[14:46] ---
As a result, he was suspended.
[14:49] ---
The girl transferred to another school,
[14:50] ---
and the attacks on Ishigami in the name
of vengeance for her have never stopped.
[14:55] ---
Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!
[14:58] ---
And yet...
[14:59] ---
Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!
Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!
[15:02] ---
Fiery red that lights up the heart!
- Fever! Fever!
[15:05] ---
I'm surprised you can even come to school
and act so nonchalant.
[15:08] ---
Aim for victory! Let's go, Team Red!
[15:10] ---
After what happened, a normal person would...
[15:13] ---
Do I look like it doesn't bother me?
[15:15] ---
Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!
Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!
[15:18] ---
Fiery red that lights up the heart!
Fever! Fever!
[15:24] ---
Aim for victory! Let's go, Team Ted!
[15:26] ---
The Yu Ishigami I've observed
is someone who's socially awkward...
[15:29] ---
"CHALLENGER"
[15:29] ---
...but who hates the irrational.
[15:35] ---
Miko and Ishigami have a lot in common.
[15:38] ---
The decision to keep Ishigami from advancing
to the high school division is going overboard!
[15:42] ---
As a member of the Disciplinary Committee,
I officially protest!
[15:45] ---
This is an interesting conversation.
[15:48] ---
What's the matter?
[15:50] ---
The two of them really don't get along.
[15:53] ---
All right, let's take a break!
[15:57] ---
Leader...
[15:58] ---
Yes?
[15:59] ---
About one of your first-years, Ishigami...
[16:02] ---
I don't think he joined
the Cheerleading Squad as a joke, so...
[16:09] ---
You don't have to tell me that.
I've noticed.
[16:17] ---
It's okay. Leave it to us.
[16:20] ---
Well,
[16:21] ---
as a member of the Disciplinary Committee,
it's my duty to keep students
[16:25] ---
on the pure and correct path at school.
SIGN "ENTRANCE" "MIYUKI SHIROGANE'S DAD WANTS TO FIND OUT"
[16:32] ---
♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[16:33] ---
♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[16:35] ---
♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[16:37] ---
♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[16:41] ---
I'm fast on my feet
thanks to delivering newspapers.
[16:43] ---
And I've mastered the soran dance!
[16:47] ---
Nothing can stop me today!
[16:49] ---
There's nothing that can embarrass m--
[16:51] ---
Lookin' good, Miyuki!
[16:58] ---
My sports festival...
[17:00] ---
...is over.
[17:02] ---
That was the second-year students'
soran dance!
[17:09] ---
Dad, what are you doing here?
[17:12] ---
I had nothing better to do.
[17:13] ---
Get a job!
[17:17] ---
Did you take pictures of the dance?
[17:20] ---
Yeah, I got some really nice shots.
[17:23] ---
So, you can act like a real father--
[17:26] ---
Dirty old man!
[17:28] ---
Hold on! I asked him
to get a shot of my daughter.
[17:33] ---
Your daughter?
[17:34] ---
Then, you're...
[17:36] ---
Treasurer Fujiwara's father?
[17:36] ---
"BOW BOW"
[17:38] ---
Nice to meet you. I'm Miyuki Shirogane,
the president of the student council.
[17:42] ---
I'm Daichi Fujiwara.
[17:43] ---
Nice to meet you.
[17:45] ---
Your son is very well-mannered.
[17:47] ---
He must have had a fine upbringing.
[17:49] ---
No, he's still very much a child.
[17:51] ---
For example, his hair down there
has only recently started to sprout--
[17:54] ---
Shinomiya?
[17:55] ---
"SQUEEZE SQUEEZE"
[17:55] ---
I can't let Shinomiya meet my dad!
[17:58] ---
No good could come of it!
[18:00] ---
Hey, did you know
that our co-op's curry buns are superb?
[18:06] ---
I hardly get out this way, so I should
probably sample them while I'm here.
[18:11] ---
Yes!
[18:14] ---
"TEAM RED"
[18:14] ---
Hooray!
[18:15] ---
"TEAM RED"
[18:16] ---
Hooray!
[18:17] ---
"TEAM RED"
[18:17] ---
Team Red!
[18:20] ---
"TEAM WHITE"
[18:21] ---
Why am I the only one?
[18:23] ---
Team White, do your best!
[18:28] ---
Good luck!
[18:31] ---
I want to cheer for President.
[18:39] ---
President, you can do it!
[18:41] ---
He's so fast!
[18:50] ---
Wow!
[18:51] ---
So, that's the president
of the student council, huh?
[18:55] ---
I bet he's trying desperately not to let
anyone see what an incapable loser he is.
[19:01] ---
I can't let that comment slide.
[19:03] ---
President Shirogane is just the person
this academy needs as its representative.
[19:08] ---
I'm Kaguya Shinomiya,
the vice president of the student council.
[19:11] ---
So, I would know President
better than you.
[19:15] ---
Shinomiya...
[19:16] ---
Oh, I get it.
[19:20] ---
In that case, Shinomiya...
[19:23] ---
Would you tell me about Miyuki Shirogane?
[19:28] ---
I'd be glad to!
[19:30] ---
President has the best grades
in the academy.
[19:32] ---
That's all he's got going for him.
[19:35] ---
He was elected
as the student council president!
[19:37] ---
Out of only a few candidates, right?
[19:40] ---
He has well-defined eyes!
[19:41] ---
A genetic gift from one of his parents, huh?
[19:44] ---
Anyway, President is a wonderful person!
Why can't you understand that?
[19:47] ---
You have interesting reactions.
[19:50] ---
But I already know everything you told me.
[19:55] ---
What is he to you, Kaguya Shinomiya?
[19:59] ---
What is he to me?
[20:05] ---
I used to think there weren't
any good people in this world.
[20:10] ---
That's why whenever President acted
like a good person,
[20:12] ---
I tried to expose the ugly scheme
that I assumed was behind his actions.
[20:18] ---
But I never could find any evidence of that.
[20:22] ---
Eventually, I admitted defeated and acknowledged
that people like President really did exist.
[20:28] ---
After that, I started to realize there were also
[20:30] ---
a surprising number
of selfless acts in the world.
[20:35] ---
The way I saw things changed a bit.
[20:40] ---
So, I'm grateful to President.
[20:44] ---
So much that I'd like to thank
his parents for raising him like that.
[20:50] ---
And are you romantically
interested in Miyuki?
[20:54] ---
Wh-Why should I talk about that
with a perfect stranger?
[20:58] ---
Because I really want to know.
[21:00] ---
If you had to love him or hate him,
which would you choose?
[21:03] ---
Do you imagine getting married to him
in the future?
[21:06] ---
Well, do you?
[21:07] ---
This line of questioning
is just embarrassing me!
[21:10] ---
Do you recognize that your evasion
of an answer is the answer itself?
[21:13] ---
Enough! Who are you anyway?
[21:16] ---
You're still here?
[21:18] ---
Shinomiya...
[21:23] ---
President...
[21:25] ---
Do you know this gentleman?
[21:28] ---
Um...
[21:31] ---
I've never met him in my life.
[21:32] ---
Hello. I'm Miyuki's dad.
[21:37] ---
You knew who I was all along?
[21:40] ---
Naturally.
[21:41] ---
President...
[21:43] ---
You have such a delightfully
mischievous father!
[21:46] ---
Do I?
[21:48] ---
Old man!
[21:51] ---
What did you do to Shinomiya?
[21:57] ---
Hang in there, Leader!
[21:59] ---
Go, Kazeno!
[22:00] ---
You can do it, Leader!
[22:03] ---
Ishigami! You're really fast!
[22:06] ---
Thanks.
[22:07] ---
Leader and Ishigami, keep it up!
[22:10] ---
You can do it!
SIGN "EASY TO UNDERSTAND CORRELATION DIAGRAM BETWEEN KAGUYA AND THE SHIROGANE FAMILY"
E11 - Yu Ishigami Closes His Eyes, Part 3
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[00:00] ---
Ewww!
[00:01] ---
What is that?
[00:02] ---
Oh my god!
[00:03] ---
That's a definite ugh.
[00:06] ---
I can imagine their responses.
[00:12] ---
Next up is Team Red
Cheerleading Squad's cheering contest!
[00:20] ---
What happened?
[00:21] ---
Have we...
[00:23] ---
...switched bodies?
[00:27] ---
Tsubame!
[00:28] ---
The leader is so cute!
[00:30] ---
Wait!
[00:31] ---
That's hilarious!
[00:33] ---
"BEING BEST"
[00:34] ---
Being Best!
[00:36] ---
Absolutely yee-crazy-haa!
[00:38] ---
Yee-crazy-haa!
[00:42] ---
Awesome.
[00:43] ---
I was worried for nothing.
[00:44] ---
Instagrammable!
[00:46] ---
Instagrammable!
[00:48] ---
Let's go!
[00:50] ---
Yeah!
[00:52] ---
Hooray! Hooray!
[00:54] ---
Team Red!
[00:56] ---
Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!
- Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!
[00:57] ---
This may actually be...
[00:59] ---
Hooray! Hooray!
[01:01] ---
Team Red!
[01:03] ---
Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!
Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!
[01:13] ---
...the most fun I've had at a sports festival.
[01:16] ---
Yay!
[01:16] ---
Yay!
[01:17] ---
"YU ISHIGAMI
CLOSES HIS EYES, PART 3"
[01:18] ---
That was a great success!
[01:19] ---
Damn right!
[01:21] ---
That was yee-crazy-haa!
[01:23] ---
Yeah!
[01:25] ---
Joining the Cheerleading Squad
was a good idea after all.
[01:28] ---
Maybe...
[01:30] ---
It's about time I started looking forward.
[01:34] ---
Instead of dwelling on my failures
and accumulating regrets,
[01:37] ---
I want to enjoy life more.
[01:41] ---
Ishigami...
[01:49] ---
It looked like you were having a good time...
[01:53] ---
Ishigami.
[02:15] ---
What's there...
[02:18] ---
...to enjoy?
[02:22] ---
Ishigami!
[02:23] ---
Ishigami!
[02:25] ---
Hey! Quit daydreaming! Look at me!
[02:29] ---
The leader twisted his ankle!
[02:32] ---
I forgot I had the skirt on
and tried to jump over the fence.
[02:37] ---
I tripped and sprained my ankle really badly!
[02:37] ---
"FWISH"
[02:41] ---
Dummy.
[02:41] ---
Dope.
[02:42] ---
What a dork.
[02:43] ---
I'm supposed to run the anchor leg
in the relay, but I can barely hobble.
[02:48] ---
So, take my place, Ishigami.
[02:52] ---
The anchor leg? I can't...
[02:54] ---
I heard about you in junior high school.
[02:59] ---
Word is you were the fastest kid
on the track team.
[03:02] ---
And you were fast
in that three-legged race!
[03:06] ---
So, go on, get changed!
They're getting ready!
[03:11] ---
I'm counting on you, Ishigami!
[03:12] ---
The relay race will begin in a moment.
[03:15] ---
"CULTURAL CLUBS" "SPORTS CLUBS"
[03:16] ---
Team Red Cheerleading Squad,
Team White Cheerleading Squad,
[03:21] ---
the cultural clubs and the sports clubs
will all be competing against each other.
[03:25] ---
I look forward to this event every year.
[03:30] ---
All of the participants must carry something
that represents their club.
[03:36] ---
What fun!
[03:38] ---
Good luck, everyone!
[03:44] ---
Ishigami!
[03:46] ---
You're representing the Cheerleading Squad?
[03:49] ---
Running the anchor leg is a big responsibility.
[03:51] ---
Ishigami is always fast
when he runs away, so he'll be fine.
[03:59] ---
Ishigami?
[04:00] ---
Is something wrong? You look pale.
[04:03] ---
Ishigami is running the last leg?
[04:05] ---
We're screwed.
[04:07] ---
What about the leader?
[04:08] ---
This is ridiculous.
[04:09] ---
Isn't Kazeno supposed to do it?
[04:12] ---
Why?
[04:14] ---
Oh, that's right.
[04:17] ---
Every time I stick my neck out,
[04:19] ---
I always fail.
[04:36] ---
Ishigami...
[04:39] ---
You dropped your eraser.
[04:44] ---
Kyoko Otomo was just a classmate.
[04:47] ---
She wasn't even an acquaintance.
[04:49] ---
Good morning, Ishigami!
[04:51] ---
I didn't fit in then, but she was still
friendly and would talk to me.
[04:55] ---
Wake up!
[04:57] ---
You'll be late!
[04:58] ---
She was a good person.
[05:00] ---
That's how I thought of her.
No more than that.
[05:03] ---
Let's go, Kyoko!
[05:04] ---
Hurry up!
[05:06] ---
Coming!
[05:09] ---
What were you doing?
[05:09] ---
In any case,
[05:11] ---
just by talking to this loser,
[05:14] ---
somehow, I felt like she saved me.
[05:27] ---
One day, Otomo got a boyfriend.
[05:32] ---
His name was Ko Ogino.
[05:35] ---
He was the president of the theater club.
[05:37] ---
He was my polar opposite.
[05:39] ---
A popular guy who was always
the center of attention...
[05:42] ---
Ogino...
[05:46] ---
Whenever I saw a couple,
I would curse them without reservations,
[05:50] ---
but unusually enough,
I wished for her happiness.
[05:54] ---
At least, until that day.
[05:57] ---
That's right. I'm easy, what can I say?
[06:02] ---
I know. I've already reserved
a room, so don't worry.
[06:06] ---
Was that your girlfriend?
[06:07] ---
Y-You were there?
[06:10] ---
You heard that? I'm embarrassed!
[06:13] ---
Yep. That was my girl.
[06:19] ---
I could tell he was lying through his teeth.
[06:23] ---
At the time, I had an excessive sense
of justice and no tolerance for crap.
[06:30] ---
I wasn't about to let a good person get hurt.
[06:35] ---
If I'd been in love,
it would've been a little simpler.
[06:40] ---
You went out of your way to snoop?
[06:43] ---
So, what do you intend to do?
Snitch on me?
[06:46] ---
I don't want to do anything about it.
[06:49] ---
Just stop cheating on her.
[06:54] ---
I can't do that.
Not when there are girls who are willing.
[06:59] ---
How about this?
[07:01] ---
You like Kyoko, right?
[07:04] ---
Come over to my place today.
[07:15] ---
He used his own girlfriend
as a bargaining chip.
[07:22] ---
What do you think Otomo is?
[07:29] ---
What happened after that is fuzzy.
[07:40] ---
Hey, stop it!
[07:43] ---
Somebody get a teacher in here!
[07:45] ---
The only thing I remember is thinking...
[07:47] ---
I'd make it so no girl would approach that face.
[07:52] ---
Ogino!
[08:05] ---
Satisfied?
[08:07] ---
Would you quit while you're ahead?
[08:12] ---
There's a theater competition coming up.
[08:14] ---
I won't be able to participate
if you beat my face beyond recognition.
[08:17] ---
I'll give you a competition!
[08:19] ---
Back off now,
[08:21] ---
and I won't take it out on Kyoko.
[08:23] ---
Sorry, but I can't let
something like this ruin me.
[08:28] ---
And if you spill it, Kyoko will become
the object of everyone's pity.
[08:34] ---
You bastard!
[08:35] ---
I won't let you get close to Otomo ever again!
[08:38] ---
Ishigami...
[08:40] ---
You're stalking her!
[08:46] ---
I understand that you're in love with Kyoko.
[08:50] ---
But...
[08:52] ---
...no matter how many times you slug me,
[08:54] ---
I won't break up with her!
[09:00] ---
That's right.
[09:01] ---
You can't win a girl's love with violence,
Ishigami!
[09:06] ---
Do you really think
she'll buy your cheap theatrics?
[09:09] ---
Give her more credit than that!
[09:12] ---
Otomo...
[09:14] ---
I'd break up with this scumbag
if I were you.
[09:23] ---
You're the scumbag.
[09:26] ---
Creep.
[09:27] ---
Poor Ogino.
[09:28] ---
He's a stalker.
[09:30] ---
He'd be better off dead.
[09:32] ---
Scum.
[09:32] ---
Gross.
[09:33] ---
Don't come to school again.
[09:35] ---
What a psycho.
[09:36] ---
At least, apologize.
[09:38] ---
What's his problem?
[09:39] ---
He's got to be a loon.
[09:41] ---
Loser.
[09:42] ---
What's your deal?
[09:43] ---
Head case.
[09:44] ---
It's all over for you.
[09:45] ---
Who the hell do you think you are?
[09:47] ---
Seriously, you should just snuff it.
[09:50] ---
He screwed himself over.
[09:51] ---
Wait.
[09:53] ---
This doesn't make sense.
[09:57] ---
It doesn't make sense!
[09:59] ---
Somebody needed to beat him up!
[10:02] ---
Otomo, you understand, don't you?
[10:06] ---
This is crazy, isn't it?
[10:09] ---
You're the one who's crazy.
[10:15] ---
It's you.
[10:18] ---
Certainly, I was crazy.
[10:21] ---
"ENTRANCE"
[10:28] ---
It's a close race between
the Magic Club and the Judo Club!
[10:31] ---
Ishigami...
[10:32] ---
Pull yourself together.
SIGN "SUTERA" "LANGUAGE OF FLOWERS A LITTLE STRENGTH"
[10:45] ---
I was suspended for a month.
[10:49] ---
Anyway, if you want to come back,
[10:52] ---
you'll keep up with your homework
and write a letter of apology.
[10:56] ---
I made my junior high school
alienation even worse
[10:57] ---
"MIYUKI SHIROGANE
AND YU ISHIGAMI"
[10:58] ---
by giving in to my flimsy sense of justice.
[11:01] ---
I stuck my neck out
for a girl I barely even knew.
[11:05] ---
If I hadn't done anything,
maybe nothing would've even happened.
[11:10] ---
This was the result.
[11:14] ---
All I can say is I brought it on myself.
[11:18] ---
I should write what I felt
down in the letter of apology.
[11:21] ---
It was simple.
[11:23] ---
That's what I thought then.
[11:28] ---
"LETTER OF APOLOGY"
[11:29] ---
Every weekend, I turned in
my homework assignments
[11:32] ---
and endured a lecture by the teacher
in charge of school counseling.
[11:36] ---
What are you sulking about?
[11:38] ---
I'm the one who has to take time
out of my schedule to deal with you!
[11:43] ---
Blame yourself for this mess!
If you hadn't gone berserk...
[11:51] ---
He's right. I'm the crazy one.
[12:00] ---
My baseless confidence and pride had vanished,
[12:03] ---
leaving behind only misery.
[12:06] ---
Even after the period of suspension was over,
[12:08] ---
I hadn't written the letter of apology,
[12:11] ---
so I wasn't allowed to go back.
[12:14] ---
Fifteen years old,
and you can't even say you're sorry?
[12:18] ---
I admit that what I did was wrong,
[12:22] ---
and I do regret it.
[12:25] ---
But even if it kills me,
I just can't apologize.
[12:28] ---
I've had enough of your crap!
[12:30] ---
Ogino may be superficial,
but he's not a bad guy.
[12:35] ---
He said if you gave him
a sincere apology, he'd forgive you.
[12:39] ---
That takes a big man.
[12:44] ---
He'd forgive me.
[12:46] ---
Is that right?
[12:49] ---
He can go to hell.
[12:51] ---
An indictment.
[12:53] ---
I'll spill everything!
[12:54] ---
Even if it pisses off Ogino
so bad that he beats Otomo...
[12:57] ---
...or shares a revenge porno of her
with the whole school, see if I care!
[13:00] ---
I just wanna be set free.
[13:03] ---
I'll write it.
[13:05] ---
I'll write it. I'll write it. I'll write it!
[13:21] ---
I'll write it.
[13:23] ---
I'll write it.
[13:26] ---
I'll write it!
[13:27] ---
I'll write...
SIGN "GRADUATION CEREMONY SHUCHIIN ACADEMY JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL"
[13:48] ---
In the end, I didn't write one damn word.
[13:51] ---
"I'm sorry. I was wrong.
Please forgive me."
[13:53] ---
A toadying apology...
[13:56] ---
I was a cringeworthy and annoying weirdo.
[14:08] ---
With Ishigami as the anchor,
we'll totally lose.
[14:10] ---
I know, right?
[14:12] ---
I can't cheer for him.
[14:14] ---
I wanna go home.
[14:15] ---
Anchors, on your marks, please!
[14:19] ---
I forgot...
[14:21] ---
Am I on the red team or the white team?
[14:24] ---
Where?
[14:27] ---
Where am I supposed to be?
[14:31] ---
Ishigami!
[14:37] ---
An anchor's not an anchor without a headband.
[14:42] ---
Go get 'em!
[14:45] ---
Don't worry about anybody else!
[14:54] ---
That's right.
[14:56] ---
I almost forgot.
[14:59] ---
This is gross.
It's damp with your sweat.
[15:02] ---
Oh, shut up!
[15:04] ---
I don't know how, but even though
they didn't let me come back to junior high,
[15:08] ---
I got to go on to high school.
[15:11] ---
And suddenly, one day...
[15:13] ---
...he came over.
[15:35] ---
In other words,
[15:36] ---
the reason you didn't refute it...
[15:39] ---
...was to protect Kyoko Otomo.
[15:43] ---
That's the conclusion I was led to
based on gathered fragments of intel.
[15:47] ---
Or rather,
[15:48] ---
"STUDENT COUNCIL SECRET REPORT"
[15:49] ---
that's the conclusion we came to!
[15:52] ---
A follow-up investigation revealed
[15:54] ---
that Ogino broke up with Kyoko Otomo
days after the incident.
[15:58] ---
There's no sign of any sleazy rumors
going around then.
[16:00] ---
Otomo went to a different high school,
and she seems to be enjoying her life.
[16:06] ---
Is that true?
[16:10] ---
It sounds like our conclusions
were on the money.
[16:14] ---
It appears that Ogino was paranoid about you.
[16:16] ---
Even after months of suspension,
you still hadn't written a letter of apology.
[16:22] ---
Who wouldn't be scared?
[16:25] ---
Unintentionally or not,
[16:26] ---
your period of suspension was effective.
[16:31] ---
I don't intend to discuss
whether your actions were right or wrong.
[16:34] ---
The fact is, you could've handled it
in a smarter way.
[16:38] ---
However...
[16:40] ---
...you achieved your objective.
[16:46] ---
I'd never told anyone my secret before,
[16:50] ---
but he had yanked it out of me
without any fuss as if it were nothing.
[16:55] ---
You did good, Ishigami.
[16:59] ---
So...
[17:01] ---
...the letter you should write...
[17:13] ---
"GO TO HELL, DUMBASS!!"
[17:13] ---
...is this!
[17:24] ---
You've been through a lot.
[17:33] ---
You're not crazy.
[17:46] ---
I hope you fall on your face!
[17:49] ---
He dumped me because of what you did!
[17:52] ---
It's all your fault!
[17:56] ---
I hold a grudge for a long time!
[17:59] ---
How dare you enjoy yourself?
[18:01] ---
You don't have that right!
[18:05] ---
Go to hell, dumbass.
[18:10] ---
Sorry, Otomo,
[18:12] ---
but I'm done looking back.
I'm shaking you off.
[18:17] ---
I'll prove it by winning this!
[18:20] ---
I'll prove that it's better this way!
[18:22] ---
I'll prove that I'm not crazy!
[18:24] ---
Go, Ishigami!
[18:25] ---
No matter how much you people reject me
with your scary words,
[18:29] ---
I won't bend!
[18:31] ---
No matter what you think!
No matter how you threaten me!
[18:36] ---
Don't think I'm going to shrink in fear!
[18:38] ---
Go, Ishigami!
[18:40] ---
Go! Go!
[18:42] ---
You can do it, Ishigami.
[18:44] ---
I'll prove it...
[18:46] ---
...by winning here!
[18:51] ---
I'll prove it to all of you!
[19:02] ---
Dammit! Dammit!
[19:04] ---
I failed miserably.
[19:07] ---
Maybe I was wrong after all.
[19:10] ---
I can't change anything.
[19:13] ---
In the end, I...
[19:22] ---
Yu! Yu!
[19:24] ---
That was so close! Yu!
[19:26] ---
Koyasu?
[19:28] ---
Are you crying?
[19:30] ---
After all...
[19:31] ---
...when I saw how frustrated you looked,
[19:34] ---
it made me frustrated, too!
[19:38] ---
Tsubame cries at anything.
[19:40] ---
I can't help it!
[19:42] ---
Ishigami! That was a good race!
[19:45] ---
It really was so close.
[19:46] ---
Don't let it bother you.
[19:48] ---
They were in the lead to begin with.
[19:50] ---
Yeah!
[19:51] ---
Oh, I see.
[19:53] ---
Crap! We would've won
if the Board Game Club hadn't muffed it.
[19:57] ---
These people...
[19:57] ---
Don't feel bad!
[19:59] ---
You did fine, Ishigami!
[20:04] ---
Are you okay?
[20:05] ---
Ishigami?
[20:06] ---
Now you're going overboard.
[20:07] ---
What's wrong?
[20:15] ---
They're good people.
[20:17] ---
I'm fine.
[20:20] ---
Before, I never even bothered
to look for that.
[20:23] ---
Was really looking all it took
for the view to change like this?
[20:28] ---
Apparently, it's true that genuine normies
can be genuinely nice.
[20:35] ---
"TEAM RED" "TEAM WHITE"
[20:36] ---
So, the next relay is the final event!
[20:36] ---
"KYOKO OTOMO DOESN'T REALIZE"
"TEAM RED" "TEAM WHITE"
[20:38] ---
If we clinch this,
Team Red will make a comeback victory!
[20:43] ---
Get pumped up and ready to cheer!
[20:45] ---
Yay!
[20:46] ---
Team Red! Being best!
[20:50] ---
Being best!
[20:51] ---
I still think this cheer is totally lame,
though.
[20:56] ---
Anyway, Ishigami is such a dirtbag!
[20:59] ---
How dare he yell, "Go to hell, dumbass"!
[21:02] ---
Even if it's the truth, there are
some things you just shouldn't say!
[21:06] ---
The truth?
[21:07] ---
W-Well, if I'd been smarter,
I would've passed the entrance exam.
[21:12] ---
I thought maybe this was my golden opportunity
to get back together with Ogino,
[21:16] ---
only to find out he transferred
to another school.
[21:18] ---
Golden opportunity?
[21:19] ---
Lady Kaguya, did you arrange for Ogino?
[21:22] ---
How rude. I'd never do anything so cruel.
[21:26] ---
Still, I'm glad I came today!
[21:28] ---
I finally got to unload on Ishigami!
[21:31] ---
Swish! Swish!
[21:32] ---
And more than anything...
[21:34] ---
I have a lot of fun memories from Shuchiin!
[21:39] ---
She's blissfully ignorant.
[21:42] ---
Lady Kaguya...
[21:43] ---
I know.
[21:45] ---
That smile of hers is what Ishigami protected.
[21:50] ---
Jeez.
[21:51] ---
He chose to go through
all that for no benefit.
[21:54] ---
He really is a cute junior, though.
[21:59] ---
"VICTORY"
[21:59] ---
Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!
[22:14] ---
"ENTRANCE"
[22:14] ---
Today's sports festival result...
[22:17] ---
It's a big win for Team Red!
[22:22] ---
"GO TO HELL, DUMBASS!!"
[22:26] ---
"DEPICTION OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL
SECRET REPORT FORMATION"
E12 - The Student Council Would Like a Group Photo
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[00:11] ---
Ever since I got
my first flip phone at age five,
[00:13] ---
I only used it for making emergency calls.
[00:18] ---
But after joining the student council,
[00:22] ---
I've been using it
to document my daily life.
[00:25] ---
I used to look down on girls my age
who would constantly take phone pictures.
[00:33] ---
Probably because
[00:35] ---
I had nothing
to take a photo of then.
[00:38] ---
There were no days...
[00:40] ---
I told you I'd confiscate that!
[00:41] ---
...that I wanted
to think back upon.
[00:43] ---
How many times do I have to say it
before it sinks in?
[00:45] ---
Therefore...
[00:55] ---
...by doing this,
[00:57] ---
I feel...
[00:59] ---
...just a little bit...
[01:02] ---
...like an ordinary girl.
[01:05] ---
"LONG TIME NO SEE"
[01:05] ---
A photo of us?
[01:07] ---
"Shuchiin Academy School Brochure"
[01:07] ---
Yes! We're making a pamphlet
for Shuchiin Academy,
[01:10] ---
so I would like all of you to model for it.
[01:10] ---
"THE STUDENT COUNCIL
WOULD LIKE A GROUP PHOTO"
[01:13] ---
We're going to be models?
That sounds like fun!
[01:16] ---
What shall I wear?
[01:17] ---
Your school uniform, of course.
[01:19] ---
Excuse me...
[01:21] ---
I'm sorry, but...
[01:23] ---
"SHINOMIYA FAMILY"
[01:23] ---
...my family's policy doesn't allow
my face to appear in any media.
[01:27] ---
We can't show your face at all?
[01:30] ---
Could you do something like this?
[01:33] ---
What kind of pamphlet
are you making?
[01:34] ---
Don't worry about me. You guys do it.
[01:37] ---
I've never been photogenic anyway.
[01:40] ---
Really?
[01:43] ---
The pamphlet I wish to make,
in a nutshell, will make kids think,
[01:47] ---
"I want to spend the springtime
of my life at that academy!"
[01:51] ---
So, please show me your bubbly best!
[01:55] ---
Our bubbly best...
[01:57] ---
Go on, vogue!
[02:00] ---
L-Like this?
[02:02] ---
Fujiwara's bubbly best
is like a bratty child.
[02:06] ---
L-Like this?
[02:07] ---
A three-year-old's first photo session.
[02:09] ---
Thank you, next!
[02:12] ---
Why do you hide your face?
[02:15] ---
B-Because I'm embarrassed.
[02:17] ---
Non! What a waste
when you have such a cute face...
[02:23] ---
Cute?
[02:24] ---
"UH-HUH"
[02:24] ---
Precisely! When you're so pretty...
[02:30] ---
Please show me that cute face.
[02:37] ---
How cute! Very nice!
[02:41] ---
Don't be afraid.
[02:42] ---
Entrust me with your body.
[02:46] ---
Now bite that pen you're holding.
[02:50] ---
"SNAP SNAP"
[02:50] ---
The epitome of Japanese cuteness!
[02:52] ---
Iino, if some sleazy guy in town
scouts you as a model, don't you go with him.
[02:56] ---
Ishigami, would you stand next to her?
[03:00] ---
Me, too?
[03:05] ---
This won't do.
[03:05] ---
"HMPH..."
[03:05] ---
Mutter mutter mutter...
[03:07] ---
Shinomiya, would you fix Ishigami's hair?
[03:12] ---
Sure.
[03:13] ---
And you look a little too stiff, lino.
[03:15] ---
Please loosen up a bit.
[03:18] ---
Mutter mutter mutter...
[03:24] ---
Now that's what I'm talking about!
[03:27] ---
The vibe I get is two students
who secretly help each other out.
[03:33] ---
Where's that coming from?
[03:34] ---
What are you talking about?
[03:36] ---
Next, I want Fujiwara and Shirogane!
[03:38] ---
Come on!
[03:39] ---
"WACKA WACKA"
[03:42] ---
Non, more natural!
[03:44] ---
Easy for you to say.
[03:46] ---
Well, let's see.
[03:48] ---
Perhaps, it would be easier
if I gave you a hypothetical situation.
[03:53] ---
All right, let's say
you two are girlfriend-boyfriend.
[04:03] ---
"FLASH"
[04:03] ---
You're talking in the hallway.
[04:05] ---
"FLASH"
[04:06] ---
Your hands accidentally touch.
[04:07] ---
"FLASH"
[04:09] ---
"FLASH"
[04:10] ---
That's it! So innocent!
[04:13] ---
Adolescence personified!
[04:15] ---
The springtime of youth!
[04:17] ---
Tres-tres-tres bien!
[04:19] ---
Now bring your faces closer together!
[04:22] ---
I always thought of this man as a clown...
[04:27] ---
...but I didn't realize the depths
of his mockery.
[04:30] ---
Doesn't he realize just how much
my family donates to this school?
[04:34] ---
I hope he knows
his days as a principal are numbered.
[04:39] ---
It's just a shame.
[04:41] ---
Shinomiya would've been ideal
to play Shirogane's girlfriend.
[04:48] ---
I would love to get a two-shot
of Shirogane and Shinomiya!
[04:52] ---
They have the ideal relationship!
[04:55] ---
That's what I wanted to capture!
[04:58] ---
Can you understand my frustration?
[05:02] ---
Yes, yes!
[05:03] ---
I understand!
[05:08] ---
Well, let's take a group photo
with the schoolyard behind you.
[05:12] ---
Everyone, line up, please.
[05:15] ---
A group photo...
[05:15] ---
In order of school year!
[05:17] ---
Don't stand next to me.
[05:18] ---
I know, I know.
[05:18] ---
Come to think of it, I've never taken
a photo like that before.
[05:21] ---
Then, stand wherever you like!
[05:24] ---
I envy them.
[05:38] ---
Shinomiya, please come over here.
[05:41] ---
For the last shot,
let's take a keepsake photo.
[05:45] ---
But...
[05:51] ---
You don't have to do this for me.
[05:53] ---
I'm not.
[05:56] ---
This is what your friends want.
[06:06] ---
Any more photos taken will be private!
[06:09] ---
We can use your cell phone if you'd like.
[06:12] ---
Then...
[06:31] ---
Do you think it's broken?
[06:33] ---
Non...
[06:38] ---
I'll retrieve it.
[06:41] ---
Shinomiya...
[07:14] ---
It's kaput. No surprise.
[07:18] ---
I probably lost all the photos I took.
[07:23] ---
Maybe I should get a smartphone next time.
[07:26] ---
I hear the photo resolution is great
with the newer models!
[07:30] ---
Then, I can do LINE, too.
[07:33] ---
It'll give me a whole new avenue
for defeating President!
[07:37] ---
This is a blessing in disguise!
[07:42] ---
It's actually a good opportunity.
[07:44] ---
I needed something like this
to force me to make a decision.
SIGN "Student council election results Miyuki Shirogane Miko lino"
[07:46] ---
Now, I'll be able to use
Snow and Instagram, too!
[07:49] ---
If I can figure them out.
[07:51] ---
They say the photo resolution
for phones these days is so good.
[07:55] ---
Just think, I can use
all of the social media apps.
[08:04] ---
They're just photos.
What am I crying for?
[08:10] ---
I guess I'm more girly than I thought.
[08:22] ---
"THE STUDENT COUNCIL
IS GOING TO GET THAT GROUP PHOTO"
[08:22] ---
I did check, and this model is not only old,
but has corporate proprietary specs.
[08:28] ---
There aren't any parts left to fix it,
[08:31] ---
and I'm afraid there's no way to save the data.
[08:35] ---
If you had an SD card attached,
it may have been possible,
[08:39] ---
but with this model,
all of the data is stored internally, so...
[08:43] ---
Then, that's that.
[08:45] ---
Let's buy a smartphone and go home.
[08:48] ---
Which one do you like?
[08:49] ---
The same model as President.
[08:52] ---
I want the same model as President.
[08:54] ---
But think about that carefully!
[08:56] ---
Lady Kaguya, if you choose
the same model as President...
[09:00] ---
Well, well. You bought
the same phone I have, huh?
[09:03] ---
You want to match me that badly?
[09:09] ---
How cute.
[09:11] ---
That will happen!
[09:12] ---
I mean, he wouldn't
actually be like that, but...
[09:14] ---
What are you talking about?
[09:16] ---
President wouldn't say those things.
[09:18] ---
Wait. You're right, but...
[09:21] ---
I feel like you've just betrayed me.
[09:24] ---
I'm kind of tired.
[09:26] ---
I'm in no mood to play along
with your jokes, Hayasaka.
[09:28] ---
I haven't cracked a single joke.
[09:32] ---
President has an old smartphone, too,
so you wouldn't find it here.
[09:37] ---
Buy the latest model
from the same brand instead.
[09:40] ---
Here. This is a good one.
[09:42] ---
The display is 4K HDR.
[09:46] ---
It also has a look-ahead function
that can even detect a smile.
[09:49] ---
I don't feel like smiling.
[09:50] ---
You can charge it with both USB Type-C and Qi.
[09:52] ---
It's even 5G compatible?
[09:54] ---
Ultrasonic fingerprint authentication?
This is the future!
[09:57] ---
These phone features are giving us
phones of the future! Wow! This is amazing!
[09:59] ---
I don't know what you're going on about.
Just choose one.
[10:03] ---
Ka...
[10:04] ---
Kaguya! You finally bought a smartphone?
[10:07] ---
"TA-DA"
[10:08] ---
Well, after my previous phone broke...
[10:11] ---
"FRET FRET"
[10:11] ---
But you were so obstinate.
[10:13] ---
Whatever I said,
you were like, "I don't need it."
[10:14] ---
"I've been getting along fine
with this for years."
[10:16] ---
Not buying a new phone
was a point of pride for you!
[10:19] ---
Welcome to civilized society.
[10:21] ---
I wasn't that into my flip phone.
[10:25] ---
Um, I installed LINE, but...
[10:30] ---
Then, let's exchange IDs!
[10:32] ---
We are in the age of information technology!
[10:33] ---
Kaguya was forced to get a smartphone
because flip phones have gone extinct.
[10:38] ---
"SPARKLE"
[10:39] ---
Everyone knows that a smartphone is an
essential accessory for a high school student.
[10:40] ---
Very nice.
[10:41] ---
I love how you can do so many things with it.
[10:44] ---
From making plans, to hanging out,
to texting, everything happens via phone.
[10:47] ---
When you don't get a reply right away,
it seems like a matter of life and death.
[10:49] ---
Some students even confess their love
through a social media app. That's right.
[10:54] ---
This past year has been a complete waste
[10:56] ---
Yes. I don't even know
how to use any of these functions.
[10:56] ---
because these two weren't connected through LINE.
SIGN "Do you want to add XXX as your friend? YES NO"
[10:58] ---
Becoming a LINE friend is the ticket to love
in this day and age in Japan.
[11:02] ---
This is it!
[11:03] ---
Now that she's bought a smartphone,
I can ask her to exchange LINE IDs!
[11:07] ---
But if I ask for her address,
it's equivalent to a confession of love!
[11:12] ---
Maybe, humans are creatures
that never learn.
[11:17] ---
Is that philosophy?
[11:18] ---
I have to set up a situation!
[11:20] ---
President, can I have your LINE ID?
[11:24] ---
Sure. My ID, huh?
Of course we can exchange IDs--
[11:28] ---
"SCAN QR CODE TO ADD FRIENDS"
[11:29] ---
Huh?
[11:30] ---
Huh?
[11:31] ---
"KAGUYA SHINOMIYA" "NEW FRIEND"
[11:34] ---
Shinomiya asked me straight out
without any tricks!
[11:37] ---
Wait, is there something behind it?
[11:42] ---
It doesn't seem like it.
[11:47] ---
Secretary Fujiwara,
is Shinomiya acting strange today?
[11:50] ---
You finally picked up on that?
[11:53] ---
That's what we've been talking about.
[11:56] ---
Huh? Really?
[11:57] ---
What's got her feeling down?
[12:01] ---
Maybe a relative passed.
[12:03] ---
Or she has a stomachache.
[12:05] ---
Or she stayed up late playing video games.
[12:08] ---
You're the only one who does that.
[12:10] ---
Maybe it has something to do
with her broken phone yesterday.
[12:13] ---
I don't know.
[12:15] ---
I can't picture that.
[12:18] ---
Kaguya's family policy is not to talk
to outsiders about their problems.
[12:22] ---
So, maybe it's not a good idea
to even spitball about it.
[12:26] ---
Yeah.
[12:27] ---
Everyone is worried about her.
[12:29] ---
Maybe she'll bring it up herself,
[12:32] ---
so why don't we interact normally
with her for a while?
[12:34] ---
You're probably right.
[12:37] ---
Their decision was to act normal.
[12:40] ---
They decided not to treat her
like a fragile flower.
[12:42] ---
This might seem callous to an outsider...
[12:46] ---
"KAGUYA SHINOMIYA"
[12:47] ---
This is Shinomiya's account.
[12:50] ---
Maybe I'll send her a message.
[12:51] ---
...but actually...
[12:53] ---
That's right.
[12:54] ---
...it was the right thing to do.
[13:01] ---
This is...
[13:02] ---
"SHUCHIIN STUDENT COUNCIL GROUP"
[13:03] ---
I just created a group
for the student council, so join in.
[13:06] ---
Okay!
[13:07] ---
Roger that.
[13:08] ---
So, you didn't have a group before now, huh?
[13:10] ---
"PHEW"
[13:10] ---
Thank goodness. I thought maybe I was
the only one who didn't get an invite.
[13:14] ---
I wouldn't do that to you.
[13:17] ---
While we're at it,
let's make a shared album!
[13:20] ---
We can upload whatever photos we want!
[13:23] ---
Then...
[13:25] ---
I'm going to upload the photos
from the sports festival.
[13:27] ---
Is it okay if I send over
all of my photos from Snow?
[13:30] ---
Okeydokey!
[13:35] ---
President decided beforehand to make a group
only when you got a smartphone.
[13:41] ---
He said he didn't want you to be left out.
[13:44] ---
But this is good timing.
[13:46] ---
Shinomiya wasn't able to transfer data
from her old phone...
[13:51] ---
...and an empty phone is kind of sad.
[13:54] ---
What Kaguya wanted to hold on to
[13:57] ---
was the record of the ordinary days
she'd shared with a certain someone.
[14:03] ---
"STUDENT COUNCIL PHOTOS"
[14:04] ---
Her photos were proof of that.
[14:08] ---
Kaguya was feeling down
because she had lost all of those pictures.
[14:14] ---
However, if you share
your precious memories with others...
SIGN "Student council election results Miyuki Shirogane Miko lino"
[14:25] ---
If they are truly precious...
[14:29] ---
the people who share those memories with you
will want to hold on to them, too.
[14:34] ---
You secretly took these photos.
[14:36] ---
How cute.
[14:39] ---
There are so many...
[14:41] ---
Because we took so many!
[14:43] ---
When my flip phone got demolished,
I thought I'd lost all of them.
[14:55] ---
But instead, I gained
a lot more than I had before.
[15:05] ---
Shinomiya, didn't that model just come out?
[15:10] ---
Lucky!
[15:11] ---
That's the one with
the smile detection feature, right?
[15:14] ---
You should give it a try.
[15:17] ---
How do I do it?
SIGN "In recognition of your enthusiasm and achievements"
[15:19] ---
Just like this.
[15:21] ---
Now smile, Kaguya!
[15:26] ---
It won't take a photo until you smile.
[15:28] ---
You, too, lino?
[15:30] ---
But I'm used to looking serious for photos.
[15:32] ---
You, too, President.
[15:33] ---
Okay.
[15:35] ---
All right, everyone, big smiles!
[15:39] ---
Jeez!
[15:41] ---
Today's battle result...
SIGN "KAGUYA WINS SHE SUCCESSFULLY MADE HER SMARTPHONE DEBUT"
[15:44] ---
Kaguya wins.
[15:47] ---
"Now let's the three of us girls
make a heart sign with our hands!"
[15:48] ---
"Huh? L-Like this?"
[15:50] ---
"I'll make the bottom part
with a peace sign..."
[15:54] ---
You can pump it as many times as you want,
[15:56] ---
but you have to pump it at least once.
[15:59] ---
And whoever reaches the limit loses!
Wanna play that game?
[16:03] ---
A game where you can pump it
as many times as you want,
[16:05] ---
but you have to pump it at least once,
and whoever reaches the limit loses?
[16:09] ---
What is that?
[16:10] ---
Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!
[16:11] ---
"CHIKA FUJIWARA
WANTS TO INFLATE"
[16:12] ---
Fujiwara, please calm down.
[16:14] ---
I don't understand
the mechanics of this game.
[16:17] ---
But why don't we give it a shot?
[16:19] ---
Shall we?
[16:20] ---
"BRAVO"
[16:20] ---
Hooray for daring boys!
[16:23] ---
I'll get it set up!
[16:26] ---
"PUMP PUMP"
[16:26] ---
Oh, this is what she was talking about!
[16:29] ---
A game in which you can pump it
as many times as you want,
[16:30] ---
but you have to pump it at least once,
and whoever reaches the limit loses?
[16:35] ---
"LEARN THE GAME IN SECONDS!"
[16:36] ---
Here are the rules!
[16:37] ---
You take turns, with each person
pumping as many times as they want,
[16:37] ---
"PUMP PUMP"
[16:42] ---
but you have to pump it at least once.
[16:46] ---
You keep going until the balloon
reaches its limit and bursts!
[16:46] ---
"POP"
[16:48] ---
I see.
[16:49] ---
I thought you had some dirty game
in mind at first...
[16:52] ---
"GLOOM"
[16:52] ---
Why aren't you two into it anymore?
[16:55] ---
If we refused to participate now,
that would be telling.
[16:57] ---
It'd be totally obvious.
[16:59] ---
I bet she set us up on purpose!
[17:02] ---
I'd lay 50-50 odds on that.
[17:04] ---
That girl is an eternal mystery.
[17:06] ---
Where did you get this?
[17:08] ---
At the end of the sports festival,
we released balloons, remember?
[17:11] ---
I thought throwing them all away
would be a waste, so I kept a big one.
[17:14] ---
That's very ecologically-minded of you!
[17:16] ---
Kaguya and Miko,
you two will play, too, won't you?
[17:19] ---
Oh sure, after all that build-up.
[17:21] ---
Well, if everyone else is going to do it...
[17:23] ---
Then, the order will be President,
Kaguya, Ishigami, me, and Miko!
[17:29] ---
Let the game begin.
[17:31] ---
Well, it's not like
there's any punishment if I fail.
[17:34] ---
Or I guess the punishment would be
a balloon popping in your face.
[17:35] ---
"PUMP"
[17:37] ---
"PUMP"
[17:39] ---
I don't mind that.
[17:39] ---
"PUMP"
[17:40] ---
It's all in fun.
[17:41] ---
"PUMP"
[17:42] ---
It's been a long time
since I've played a low-stress game.
[17:43] ---
"PUMP PUMP"
[17:45] ---
"PUMP PUMP"
[17:46] ---
Yay!
[17:54] ---
"BOOM"
[17:54] ---
Wait, you're really pumping it up!
[17:56] ---
That's right!
[17:57] ---
No, this is bad!
[17:59] ---
If it pops right before my eyes,
I'll be scared out of my wits!
[18:03] ---
And if I'm scared out of my wits...
[18:05] ---
Scared by a popping balloon...
[18:07] ---
How cute.
[18:10] ---
Calm down, man!
[18:12] ---
Look!
[18:13] ---
It doesn't faze Shinomiya at all!
[18:15] ---
What kind of man am I
if this terrifies me?
[18:18] ---
Kaguya has never played this game
in which you burst a balloon on purpose.
[18:25] ---
So, naturally, she's nervous.
[18:27] ---
Kaguya is a teenager after all.
[18:30] ---
And like any teenager,
she has a fear of the unknown.
[18:35] ---
However...
[18:38] ---
Jeez...
[18:40] ---
What is it about this
that you all find so frightening?
[18:43] ---
Kaguya...
[18:45] ---
You have to inflate the balloon
with both hands!
[18:48] ---
The calming ritual!
[18:52] ---
No way! I'm scared! I don't wanna do this!
Don't make me do this!
[18:55] ---
I should never have said I would do it!
What's fun about this? I hate it!
[18:57] ---
Save me, Hayasaka!
[19:03] ---
Go, go, Kaguya!
[19:04] ---
You'll pay.
[19:06] ---
I swear I'll make that balloon bimbo pay!
[19:10] ---
"PUMP"
[19:11] ---
Okay, Ishigami, you're next!
[19:13] ---
After that impressive declaration,
you only pump it once?
[19:15] ---
You should talk, scaredy-cat Ishigami!
[19:18] ---
A scaredy-cat?
[19:20] ---
I sure was.
[19:21] ---
Well...
[19:24] ---
Watch this.
[19:25] ---
Yu Ishigami has moved beyond fear.
[19:28] ---
He has recently overcome numerous hardships
and has taken a step forward in his life.
[19:34] ---
That's right.
[19:36] ---
The important thing
is to keep your eyes wide open.
[19:38] ---
I realized that I was afraid of so many things
because I avoided looking at them.
[19:43] ---
But if I take a good look, nothing will--
[19:44] ---
"GLARE"
[19:46] ---
I got a good look,
and it scares the hell out of me!
[19:55] ---
I'll wait for my chance to sneak out of here!
[19:56] ---
Apparently, the entire
sports festival arc was pointless.
[19:58] ---
"PUMP"
[20:00] ---
Okay, Fujiwara's next!
[20:02] ---
You only pumped it once yourself, Ishigami.
[20:04] ---
Miss Fujiwara...
[20:06] ---
Would you like some tangerines?
[20:07] ---
The rind of citrus fruits contains
limonene which can dissolve rubber.
[20:07] ---
"RUMBLE RUMBLE"
[20:11] ---
If one drop of tangerine juice
hits the balloon, it'll explode.
[20:13] ---
I'll have some later.
[20:15] ---
Regrettably, Kaguya's plan failed.
[20:17] ---
"PUMP"
[20:19] ---
Okay, Miko, you're up!
[20:21] ---
You only pumped it once, Fujiwara.
[20:26] ---
"PUMP"
[20:27] ---
You can do it, Miko!
[20:30] ---
Keep going!
[20:30] ---
"PUMP PUMP"
[20:32] ---
Okay.
[20:33] ---
You've got more pumps in you!
[20:35] ---
But...
SIGN "FIRST-YEAR MIKO IINO IS PLAYING THAT GAME!!"
[20:36] ---
And...
[20:37] ---
At that moment, they all
thought Fujiwara was scum.
[20:40] ---
"PUMP PUMP"
[20:42] ---
Show me that you've got what it takes
to be the next student council president!
[20:44] ---
The greater the fear, the more valuable
the courage you can muster!
[20:47] ---
That's true strength, lino!
[20:49] ---
Yet, they all joined in.
[20:51] ---
"OOOH OOOH"
[20:54] ---
Is this enough?
[20:56] ---
I don't think it can stand any more.
[21:03] ---
"SWISH"
[21:04] ---
That's right.
[21:04] ---
This is a game of wits.
[21:06] ---
If the balloon doesn't burst
during my turn, I win.
[21:07] ---
I'm only doing this because I want to win!
It's not because I'm scared!
[21:14] ---
Huh? Was that a bug?
[21:16] ---
Yes, I saw it flying near you.
[21:18] ---
The game is up!
[21:19] ---
Even Kaguya can't hide her despair!
[21:23] ---
Shinomiya...
[21:24] ---
Maybe she has issues with this kind of thing.
[21:27] ---
Is she only participating because
she didn't want to ruin it for everyone else?
[21:32] ---
If so, then I...
[21:35] ---
Miyuki...
[21:37] ---
I'm not a good person.
[21:39] ---
There isn't anything I can teach you.
[21:43] ---
But...
[21:44] ---
I want you to promise me just one thing.
[21:48] ---
A man always protects
the friends he loves...
[21:49] ---
...the woman he loves...
when they're in trouble.
[21:54] ---
He'll face any hardship if he has to.
[21:58] ---
Become that kind of man.
[22:02] ---
That's all I'm asking of you.
[22:05] ---
Dad...
[22:07] ---
The son recalled his father's words...
[22:10] ---
All right, it's Shinomiya's turn!
[22:12] ---
...but completely ignored them.
[22:14] ---
Well, good luck, Shinomiya!
[22:17] ---
I'm having those tangerines now!
[22:20] ---
To reiterate, the rind of citrus fruits
contains limonene which can dissolve rubber,
[22:26] ---
so if one drop of tangerine juice
hits the balloon...
[22:31] ---
My life is flashing before my eyes!
[22:32] ---
I haven't accomplished anything yet!
[22:35] ---
Sky burial!
[22:43] ---
Thank you!
[22:52] ---
I'm watching.
[22:58] ---
Bye-bye, way to die!
[23:02] ---
Today's battle result...
[23:04] ---
Results invalid.
[23:07] ---
And so...
[23:11] ---
Think, Miyuki Shirogane.
[23:13] ---
Don't just reach out a hand here.
[23:15] ---
Be smart and bold.
[23:17] ---
Nonchalantly draw out
Shinomiya's affection for you.
[23:21] ---
This is your chance, Kaguya Shinomiya.
[23:23] ---
Play up your girlishness...
[23:25] ---
and let President take hold of your hand now
when he's in a mentally weakened state.
[23:28] ---
Are you okay, Shinomiya?
[23:30] ---
Y-Yes.
[23:35] ---
And then, if all goes well...
[23:40] ---
I'll make him
confess his love for me!
[23:45] ---
The battle rages on...
[23:48] ---
...and on...
[23:49] ---
...and on...
[23:51] ---
...and continues!
[23:52] ---
"CONFESSION"
[23:55] ---
"THE 68th STUDENT COUNCIL"