E8 - Soulmates, Etc.

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    The desire to stay with
    the person dearest to us forever...
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    Please do not divide Heaven in two.
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    Hmm?
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    Huh...
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    "Soulmates, Etc."
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    Public Morals Chairperson!
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    "Morals"
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    Look there!
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    Hmm?!
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    "Fortune Telling"
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    Suspicious... Let's go have a word.
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    My crystal ball and I shall offer
    guidance to bewildered teens!
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    First session is free!
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    Um, you can't run shady
    businesses out here--
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    You there, little one!
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    In the future, you will grow much taller,
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    and become a beautiful
    woman with big boobs!
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    This person can be trusted.
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    Hey!
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    Special offer:
    I will tell your fortune, too!
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    You will...
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    ...discover your soulmate!
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    Soulmate?
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    You know, like someone
    whose soul is connected to yours?
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    Someone you knew in
    a previous life or whatever.
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    What?
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    Oh, and they're really close by!
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    Is... Is that...
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    Must be me, Haru-chin!
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    What?!
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    Kana-chin, sorry about last episode.
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    After landing that blow,
    I feel so much better.
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    So you'll forgive me?
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    Of course. After all, we are soulmates...
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    Stop.
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    I am close by, too. And so is this person.
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    Hey, doesn't it seem like
    we all have similar voices?
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    Now that you mention it...
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    Oh no, did Haru-chin get it wrong?!
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    Did Sizu-chin get a win?
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    Kana-chin's incredible mystery!
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    Cut it out!
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    Even your name is too similar to mine!
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    My soulmate must be...
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    Onee-chan...
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    Haruka...
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    Uh, chairperson?
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    She got away.
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    Bye!
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    I made more money than I thought.
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    Fortune telling with
    a crystal ball you found?
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    I finally found you!
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    Oh no! Public Morals Chairperson!
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    Results are not yet conclusive!
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    Is Haruka my soulmate?!
    She is, isn't she?!
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    Oh, um, fortune telling is closed now.
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    Just hand it over!
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    Who is my soulmate?
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    Shake it, shake it, hey!
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    Wow, cool!
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    No, that's wrong!
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    The nape of Kana-chin's neck looks lonely.
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    Flat-chested puppy.
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    Taka-chin max power.
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    How does that thing work?!
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    Meow-hoo.
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    That's it, yes!
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    Oh, in Japan I have arrived.
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    Who is this?!
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    Samurai, oh, samurai.
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    Hey! Wait!
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    Hey! Wait!
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    Since I am a robot,
    I am great at impressions.
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    May these soulmates--
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    or rather, soul sisters,
    live happily ever after.
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    That is my wish.
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    "Illustration by Hekiru Hikawa"