E19 - The Strongest, Etc.

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    Even the weak can be noble.
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    But only the strong can be winners.
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    So who among you are the strongest?!
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    "The Strongest, Etc."
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    And so begins the Key 1 Grand Prix!
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    In order to take home
    the title of "strongest,"
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    a champion has been chosen
    from each group to represent them
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    and are waiting for the moment of battle.
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    "Announcer Seats"
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    This event is presented by me, Ooyama...
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    ...and Sakura Kashima, honorary
    chairperson of Martel Japan.
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    We also have guests!
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    "Guest Seats"
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    Coffee consumed while observing
    human conflict tastes the best.
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    Yummy.
SIGN    "Mai Kawasumi, Demon Slayer Fencer from the Snowy Lands vs Chihaya Ohtori, Gaia's Most Powerful Familiar Master"
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    Begin!
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    Sakuya!
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    I am a demon slayer.
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    Mai Kawasumi specializes
    in slaying demons.
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    Sakuya Ohtori has no chance.
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    The strongest character is
    downed by crazy reasoning!
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    Winner: Mai Kawasumi!
SIGN    "Kannabi-no-Mikoto, the Last of the Winged Race vs Kengo Miyazawa, who once fell off a rooftop"
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    Begin!
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    Little Busters Sword!
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    Slip...
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    Sir Ryuya, Lady Kanna is flying!
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    Kanna! Fly higher! Higher!
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    --Halt!
    --Huh?
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    Kannabi-no-Mikoto!
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    You are disqualified
    for violating public decency!
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    What?!
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    But my big moment was just coming up!
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    Oh no! Contestant Miyazawa
    was knocked out too!
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    The stimulus was too strong
    for a boy who only knows kendo.
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    Looks like there are other students
    in the crowd as innocent as him!
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    Keep it PG, people!
SIGN    "Kotomi Ichinose, Girl Genius vs Godan Matsushita, Martial Arts Instructor at the Afterlife Battlefront"
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    Next up is Godan Matsushita,
    a suspected pedophile,
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    facing off against Kotomi Ichinose...
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    Why did the CLANNAD people
    choose her? It's a mystery!
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    Begin!
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    Bring it on!
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    "Earplugs"
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    Bliss...
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    "Earplugs"
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    Contestant Ichinose deploys
    a weapon of mass destruction!
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    She might indeed be the strongest!
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    Guard Skill: Harmonics.
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    Harmonics, Harmonics,
    Harmonics, Harmonics...
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    Guard Skill: Howling.
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    Unexpectedly, Angel jumps into the fray!
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    Is this to avenge her Mapo?
    She is the strongest after all!
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    Now is the right time.
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    Martel Choir, sing praise!
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    This song...
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    I shall prove here that
    salvation is the strongest.
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    Howling.
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    We fail... again.
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    "First Key 1 Champion"
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    A hollow victory.
    Force cannot protect Mapo.
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    "Illustration by Takuya Fujima"