# E14 - Academy in the Afterlife, etc.

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV0V2D/academy-in-the-afterlife-etc)<br>
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**[00:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why we're going to destroy it all!<br>**[00:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll destroy this world,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;made by a stupid god!<br>**[00:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously... Get on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with the story already!<br>**[00:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Academy in the Afterlife, etc."<br>**[00:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, hey, hey...<br>**[00:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't believe we're being blessed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a visit from bona fide terrorists!<br>**[00:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you happy?<br>**[00:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Destroy the world? What do you mean?<br>**[00:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That doesn't matter right now!<br>**[00:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, these folks are getting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the way of our school carnival.<br>**[00:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who the hell are they?!<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was the point of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cross-dressing and posing?!<br>**[00:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Miss Kaginado Contest"<br>**[00:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--The goal of our organization,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Afterlife Battlefront,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Hey, hey, hey! Looking good, Hinacchi-*senpai*!<br>**[00:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--is to retaliate against a god<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who forced a ludicrous fate on us!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Hey, hey, hey! Looking good, Hinacchi-*senpai*!<br>**[00:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Retaliate against a god...?<br>**[00:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--I'm Yuri, leader of the SSS.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Come on, do a cool pose!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me get that from a lower angle.<br>**[00:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--This is Otonashi, comedy sidekick.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Come on, do a cool pose!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me get that from a lower angle.<br>**[00:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--"Comedy sidekick"?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Enough already!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! I yield, I yield!<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--We've infiltrated this school<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to study this world!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Enough already! No! I yield, I yield!<br>**[00:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Are you really Sunohara?"<br>**[00:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was you?!<br>**[00:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I've come to a conclusion.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This world is way too convenient.<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, this world must be an afterlife,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;built by a god for some purpose!<br>**[01:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[01:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How rude. We're not dead!<br>**[01:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, I'm a traveling spirit!<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She admitted to being a spirit...<br>**[01:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, but if Yuichi-*kun* didn't finish<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my plotline, I might have died.<br>**[01:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ooh, same.<br>**[01:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I died even after marrying Yuichi.<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aizawa-*san*, you're the worst.<br>**[01:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You haven't died! I assure you!<br>**[01:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I "crossed the goal line" too.<br>**[01:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Does my thing count as death?<br>**[01:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In my case, I was never even born.<br>**[01:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got shot by an arrow<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when I unleashed my powers.<br>**[01:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're from far in the past anyway.<br>**[01:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I died of an illness. Just once, though.<br>**[01:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are Key franchises<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so full of dead people?!<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, we Little Busters<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;characters are technically all alive,<br>**[01:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thanks to Riki and Rin.<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then maybe this isn't an afterlife!<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wrong.<br>**[01:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Only an afterlife can be this convenient.<br>**[02:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--And only a god can make<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a world like this!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--You're alive, not dead! Believe in yourselves!<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're just regular students,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but we built a whole imaginary world<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--using only love, friendship,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;desire, willpower, and muscle.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Muscle! Muscle! Muscle!<br>**[02:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have one girl who built countless<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;parallel worlds on her own.<br>**[02:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, all but one of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;those worlds were destroyed.<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh no, there's someone scarier than a god.<br>**[02:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yurippe, trouble!<br>**[02:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong, Noda-*kun*?<br>**[02:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The plan was for all of you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to rise up when I gave the signal.<br>**[02:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can't! Because they...<br>**[02:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you all get defeated?!<br>**[02:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Shooting Gallery -- Sold Out"<br>**[02:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're enjoying the school carnival!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Math Escape Room" "Entrance This Way" "Math Club"
<br>**[02:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[02:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Only I was able<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to resist the temptation...<br>**[02:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Evidence suggests otherwise.<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't think you've beaten us yet!<br>**[02:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Miss Kaginado Contest"<br>**[02:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We won't accept this world *or* a god!<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone, temporary retreat!<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean, change course!<br>**[03:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was that...?<br>**[03:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The next day"<br>**[03:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our enemy is formidable.<br>**[03:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But we will destroy this false world<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and complete our revenge.<br>**[03:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Operation: Start!<br>**[03:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Illustration by kanibiimu"<br>