E14 - Academy in the Afterlife, etc.

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    That's why we're going to destroy it all!
[00:03] ---
    We'll destroy this world,
    made by a stupid god!
[00:07] ---
    Seriously... Get on
    with the story already!
[00:16] ---
    "Academy in the Afterlife, etc."
[00:16] ---
    Hey, hey, hey...
[00:20] ---
    I can't believe we're being blessed
    with a visit from bona fide terrorists!
[00:23] ---
    Why are you happy?
[00:25] ---
    Destroy the world? What do you mean?
[00:27] ---
    That doesn't matter right now!
[00:29] ---
    Yeah, these folks are getting
    in the way of our school carnival.
[00:33] ---
    Who the hell are they?!
[00:34] ---
    What was the point of
    cross-dressing and posing?!
[00:36] ---
    "Miss Kaginado Contest"
[00:36] ---
    --The goal of our organization,
    the Afterlife Battlefront,
    --Hey, hey, hey! Looking good, Hinacchi-senpai!
[00:39] ---
    --is to retaliate against a god
    who forced a ludicrous fate on us!
    --Hey, hey, hey! Looking good, Hinacchi-senpai!
[00:44] ---
    Retaliate against a god...?
[00:46] ---
    --I'm Yuri, leader of the SSS.
    --Come on, do a cool pose!
    Let me get that from a lower angle.
[00:48] ---
    --This is Otonashi, comedy sidekick.
    --Come on, do a cool pose!
    Let me get that from a lower angle.
[00:50] ---
    --"Comedy sidekick"?!
    --Enough already!
    No! I yield, I yield!
[00:52] ---
    --We've infiltrated this school
    to study this world!
    --Enough already! No! I yield, I yield!
[00:56] ---
    "Are you really Sunohara?"
[00:56] ---
    That was you?!
[00:58] ---
    And I've come to a conclusion.
    This world is way too convenient.
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    Yes, this world must be an afterlife,
    built by a god for some purpose!
[01:07] ---
    What?!
[01:09] ---
    How rude. We're not dead!
[01:12] ---
    Yes, I'm a traveling spirit!
[01:13] ---
    She admitted to being a spirit...
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    Oh, but if Yuichi-kun didn't finish
    my plotline, I might have died.
[01:21] ---
    Ooh, same.
[01:23] ---
    I died even after marrying Yuichi.
[01:26] ---
    Aizawa-san, you're the worst.
[01:28] ---
    You haven't died! I assure you!
[01:31] ---
    I "crossed the goal line" too.
[01:34] ---
    Does my thing count as death?
[01:36] ---
    In my case, I was never even born.
[01:40] ---
    I got shot by an arrow
    when I unleashed my powers.
[01:42] ---
    We're from far in the past anyway.
[01:45] ---
    I died of an illness. Just once, though.
[01:48] ---
    Why are Key franchises
    so full of dead people?!
[01:50] ---
    Well, we Little Busters
    characters are technically all alive,
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    thanks to Riki and Rin.
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    Then maybe this isn't an afterlife!
[01:58] ---
    Wrong.
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    Only an afterlife can be this convenient.
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    --And only a god can make
    a world like this!
    --You're alive, not dead! Believe in yourselves!
[02:10] ---
    We're just regular students,
    but we built a whole imaginary world
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    --using only love, friendship,
    desire, willpower, and muscle.
    --Muscle! Muscle! Muscle!
[02:17] ---
    We have one girl who built countless
    parallel worlds on her own.
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    By the way, all but one of
    those worlds were destroyed.
[02:25] ---
    Oh no, there's someone scarier than a god.
[02:28] ---
    Yurippe, trouble!
[02:31] ---
    What's wrong, Noda-kun?
[02:33] ---
    The plan was for all of you
    to rise up when I gave the signal.
[02:36] ---
    We can't! Because they...
[02:38] ---
    Did you all get defeated?!
[02:40] ---
    "Shooting Gallery -- Sold Out"
[02:41] ---
    They're enjoying the school carnival!
SIGN    "Math Escape Room" "Entrance This Way" "Math Club"
[02:45] ---
    What?
[02:46] ---
    Only I was able
    to resist the temptation...
[02:49] ---
    Evidence suggests otherwise.
[02:53] ---
    Don't think you've beaten us yet!
[02:55] ---
    "Miss Kaginado Contest"
[02:55] ---
    We won't accept this world or a god!
[02:59] ---
    Everyone, temporary retreat!
[03:01] ---
    I mean, change course!
[03:05] ---
    What was that...?
[03:09] ---
    "The next day"
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    Our enemy is formidable.
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    But we will destroy this false world
    and complete our revenge.
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    Operation: Start!
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    "Illustration by kanibiimu"