# KAGINADO
――This is the story of a small miracle.
Stars from different universes and different times that were never meant to cross paths. By irony of fate, these stars come together in “Kaginado Academy”.
What awaits them there is a lively school life full of hope and dreams.
The wonderful encounters provide the stars with new radiance.
What awaits beyond that radiance...?
# Season 1
# E1 - Climax and such
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNW335/climax-and-such)
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Welcome to the planetarium!
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"Yumemi Hoshino"
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I'm Yumemi Hoshino,
the guide in this establishment.
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In a world that exists
out there somewhere...
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In a world where the four seasons
can be felt year-round,
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where the stars above
are always visible...
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A story unfolds of stars which shine
not in the sky, but on the earth.
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A group of bright miracles, no less
impressive than the stars in the sky.
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A miraculous manifestation loved by many.
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Please enjoy this special presentation
from this planetarium.
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"The Climax, Etc."
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It's just a quick hop.
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It's a walk-off home run.
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Kyosuke...
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Thanks for spending time
with an idiot like me.
**[01:27] ---**
The Little Busters will never die.
**[01:29] ---**
Masato, Kengo...!
**[01:31] ---**
Riki...
**[01:36] ---**
Hey! If you're all going
to fade away, fade faster!
**[01:39] ---**
I can't make out
with Riki in private this way!
**[01:43] ---**
You know I hate that more than anything!
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I love Riki much more than you do!
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Riki is mine!
**[01:49] ---**
"Uh-oh... Uh-oh..."
**[01:50] ---**
Uguu... Err, I mean...
**[01:52] ---**
Stop! Don't fight over me!
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I can't do that.
**[01:59] ---**
Nagisa...!
**[02:02] ---**
Make your dream come true, Nagisa!
**[02:05] ---**
Nagisa! You can do it!
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You're now carrying our feelings too!
**[02:11] ---**
So make it come true, Nagisa!
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Dad, Mom, Tomoya...
**[02:18] ---**
Yes!
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--♪ Skewered on a stick, dango... ♪
**[02:22] ---**
--That's the wrong "Dango"!
--♪ Skewered on a stick, dango... ♪
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Oh dear.
**[02:27] ---**
Over here, Misuzu. I'm over here.
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It's okay to cross
the goal line, isn't it?
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Misuzu...!
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Goal...
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Misuzu...
**[02:39] ---**
It's actually way past noon,
so you're late.
**[02:39] ---**
"Kaginado Academy"
**[02:42] ---**
Oops...
**[02:43] ---**
Misuzu's in trouble!
**[02:45] ---**
Wait, you can run that fast?!
**[02:46] ---**
She can run that fast?!
**[02:50] ---**
Yuichi...
**[02:52] ---**
Ayu...
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Please... Forget about me.
**[02:57] ---**
Act like I never even
existed in the first place.
**[03:04] ---**
You...!
**[03:05] ---**
Why are you stealing *taiyaki* and
getting caught by the police again?
**[03:06] ---**
"Police"
**[03:10] ---**
They were all just sitting
there in the cafeteria...
**[03:13] ---**
Yeah, *for sale*. Get it through your head.
**[03:14] ---**
Uguu...
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Weren't you playing baseball earlier?
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Uguu!
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Drive, detective! Drive!
**[03:20] ---**
Stare...
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"Key Coffee, Organic Full-Ripeness Beans"
"Let's get married!"
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"Potato"
**[03:26] ---**
Manga, chips, coffee...
What a terrible combo.
**[03:31] ---**
It's such a "good memory,"
Kagari-*chan* is knocked out.
**[03:34] ---**
Hmm?
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We passed the moon.
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How far is this going?
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Hah... I don't know.
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Kotarou?!
**[03:48] ---**
Have a nice trip.
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# E2 - The Title, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVXQQ5/the-title-etc)
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**[00:00] ---**
"Kaginado Academy"
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This is Kaginado Academy,
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"Let's play baseball!"
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the school that the people from various
worlds who live in this town attend,
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which we failed to explain in episode 1.
**[00:08] ---**
"Bread"
"Parfait with special hand-made jam"
**[00:11] ---**
Have I done all the
narration I need to do?
**[00:21] ---**
"The Title, Etc."
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I wish terrorists would
attack or something...
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I envy the three of you.
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Ryou-*chan*, what do you mean, envy?
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"Rose"
**[00:30] ---**
Well, I'm really bland.
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I'm often referred to as
"the boring twin," "a bad cook,"
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"too romantically intense,"
"yet kind of a slut"...
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Basically people say whatever they want.
**[00:43] ---**
So, what, you want the heroine
that didn't get pursued
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to still love only the protagonist
and stay single forever?
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"Heh heh heh"
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Ponpoko tanuki.
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Kawasumi-*san*, you have a flashy sword.
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I am a demon slayer.
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Tokido-*san*, you can do flashy gunplay.
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As a super spy, it's only natural.
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Kirishima-*san*, you have a flashy bandana.
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What? Bandanas are totally normal.
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If it lets you use magic if you keep it
on until you grow up, it's not normal.
**[01:07] ---**
But, well, Ryou-*chan*,
you're a great fortune teller.
***SIGN*** "Kaginado Academy Festival"
***SIGN*** "Japan Martel Group presents" "Flea Market" "Shops wanted"
**[01:11] ---**
Yes. Every prediction I make,
the reverse comes true.
**[01:15] ---**
Also known as the death teller
or harbinger of doom...
**[01:20] ---**
Demon slayer?!
**[01:22] ---**
Super spy?!
**[01:23] ---**
Sealed wizard?!
**[01:24] ---**
Harbinger of doom?!
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That's what I call mach, even for girls!
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"Otsu" "Meat Bun"
**[01:30] ---**
Thanks for waiting, dear ladies!
**[01:34] ---**
What's going on, Sunohara-*kun*?
**[01:36] ---**
Isn't it obvious?
I've come to welcome you into...
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...my harem!
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"Muscle"
"Masato Inohara"
**[01:41] ---**
He's spouting gibberish.
Let's end him, Mai-*san*.
**[01:45] ---**
Honey bear.
**[01:46] ---**
Whoa, easy. Unless you
want this dog... Dog?
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To go bald, drop your weapons.
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Potato!
**[01:53] ---**
You villain...! Fine.
**[01:55] ---**
Honey bear.
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Yes, obey me!
**[02:01] ---**
Do you think we would succumb
to a terrorist's demands?!
**[02:04] ---**
I do, because the title
of this anime is "*Kaginado*"!
**[02:08] ---**
Obviously, it means we from
Team Clannad are the protagonists!
**[02:11] ---**
Protagonists are allowed to do anything!
**[02:14] ---**
--What...?
--Huh?
**[02:15] ---**
Allowed to do anything...?
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Ryou-*chan*, your ambitions
are clearly visible.
**[02:22] ---**
Yes! Spring has come for me!
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"Heh heh heh"
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Just like it says in my name!
**[02:27] ---**
Hold up.
**[02:28] ---**
I'm taking over this duel of fate--
**[02:31] ---**
Not on my watch!
**[02:39] ---**
"Please wait a moment"
**[02:44] ---**
That was lethal!
**[02:46] ---**
In a perfect world you all
would be a bit younger,
**[02:48] ---**
but you're still cute girls
that need to be protected.
**[02:51] ---**
Lose the extra detail!
**[02:52] ---**
Yuiko-*chan*, you're great!
**[02:53] ---**
Thank you... Dammit.
**[02:56] ---**
I'm sure you're all rattled. Let me
buy you some sweets at the cafeteria.
**[03:00] ---**
--Honey bear!
--Oh, by the way...
**[03:03] ---**
"Kaginado"
**[03:03] ---**
"Kaginado" written in
kanji means "Key, etc."
**[03:04] ---**
"Key, Etc."
**[03:06] ---**
The "Nad" here is unrelated
to "Clannad," so fear not:
**[03:09] ---**
its cast won't get special treatment.
**[03:10] ---**
What?!
**[03:11] ---**
"Starfish"
**[03:17] ---**
What does "Etc." mean?!
**[03:22] ---**
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**[03:54] ---**
"Illustration by Natsuki Tanihara"
# E3 - Club Activities, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVW991/club-activities-etc)
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**[00:01] ---**
Yeehaw! This here is Kaginado Academy.
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A school attended by the people from
various worlds who live in this town!
**[00:08] ---**
I'd bet after-school activities
are even more lively!
**[00:12] ---**
I'm totally going to run
for head of the student council!
**[00:20] ---**
"Club Activities, Etc."
**[00:21] ---**
Sorry, but starting today,
this place will be used by us...
**[00:25] ---**
The Neo Kendo Club!
**[00:27] ---**
Wait, but none of you have a *shinai*...
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I am a demon slayer.
**[00:31] ---**
My blade shall cut through all!
**[00:33] ---**
This is just a replica sword,
it can't cut.
**[00:36] ---**
You cut me with that thing last episode!
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Also, why are they all girls?!
Is this a harem?!
**[00:40] ---**
Are you supposed to be Tomoya Okazaki?!
**[00:43] ---**
There was a chance
I could have been like him, too!
**[00:45] ---**
Yikes! You all are
definitely not using kendo!
**[00:49] ---**
Enough talk. Leave this place, or else.
**[00:53] ---**
N-No violence!
**[00:54] ---**
Please let us compete through soccer!
***SIGN*** Blond dude and a toilet seat cover
& unrelated folks Soccer Club
***SIGN*** Superhuman trying to look young
& savage goddesses Neo Kendo Club
**[01:00] ---**
I shall punish those who
soil the good name of kendo...
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I can't say no to anyone
who wants help from my muscles.
**[01:06] ---**
What is that large cat-like creature?
A new type of monster?
**[01:11] ---**
Just a handicap.
**[01:12] ---**
I thought you said you literally had to
borrow a cat's hand because nobody came.
**[01:15] ---**
Don't give away the truth!
**[01:18] ---**
If the Soccer Club can't even
beat the Neo Kendo Club in soccer,
**[01:21] ---**
then there's no loss
in disbanding it, is there?
**[01:24] ---**
I might not look it, but I'm on an
athletic scholarship for soccer.
**[01:28] ---**
I dare you to try taking
this ball away from me!
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I am a demon slayer.
**[01:40] ---**
That makes no sense!
**[01:47] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[01:48] ---**
I am Guardian. I hunt monsters!
**[01:56] ---**
Why?! Why can't I see under the skirts?!
**[01:59] ---**
Is this because this
isn't technically Ecstasy?!
**[02:03] ---**
What an obvious shot!
**[02:08] ---**
Huh?
**[02:10] ---**
Extreme vibrations... My other curse.
**[02:14] ---**
I don't understand, but I guess my muscles
are telling me I don't need clothes!
**[02:19] ---**
Kengo! Time for a counterattack!
**[02:21] ---**
Don't disrespect kendo!
**[02:24] ---**
Can you also show some respect to soccer?!
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Not on my watch!
**[02:31] ---**
My vibrations are still active.
**[02:35] ---**
I have to rewrite...
**[02:37] ---**
Rewrite my body so that it
can withstand the vibrations...
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And... Do well!
**[02:43] ---**
Sunohara! We have to
work together to stop this!
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No! I don't want to!
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Friendship! Muscle! Save!
**[02:59] ---**
What are you doing on the field?!
**[03:03] ---**
The Soccer Club is suspended
indefinitely due to lewd behavior!
**[03:08] ---**
I've always wanted to say this, but why
do you hate the Soccer Club so much?!
**[03:20] ---**
That was a fine presentation indeed.
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"Illustration by Ishiki"
# E4 - Swimwear, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG9NN4/swimwear-etc)
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Blue sky, white clouds, bright sunlight...
**[00:06] ---**
Summer: the season where
everything vanishes into the heat haze.
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And...
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Goal...
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I told you to stop doing that!
**[00:20] ---**
Why do you keep trying
to cross the goal line?!
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G-Gao...
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A long vacation.
The end of my narration...
**[00:35] ---**
"Swimwear, Etc."
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Everyone!
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Today's P.E. activity is swimming!
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--Whoa...
--Not bad at all.
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Wasn't there something wrong
with her proportions, though?
**[00:51] ---**
You're just imagining things.
**[00:53] ---**
This sight should be making me happy,
but for some reason it's not.
**[01:00] ---**
"Sasasegawa" "Noumi"
**[01:00] ---**
Wafu! So cold!
**[01:03] ---**
This is nothing!
**[01:04] ---**
Oh...
**[01:05] ---**
"Senri"
**[01:07] ---**
That's cold.
**[01:08] ---**
"Nishizono"
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All things must pass.
**[01:10] ---**
Mmm...
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"Ichinose"
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It's very cold.
**[01:14] ---**
"Ichinose"
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Wafu! One moment! Something's wrong!
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What is it?
**[01:19] ---**
Miss Kagari! Please try the shower!
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"Miracle"
**[01:22] ---**
Silly human. I am Kagari-*chan*,
planetary spirit.
**[01:25] ---**
I won't allow water to touch me.
**[01:28] ---**
Hey! That's cold!
**[01:28] ---**
"Fujibayashi" "Minase"
**[01:30] ---**
Stop it, Kagari-*chan*.
You're splashing water all over.
**[01:34] ---**
It's cold.
**[01:35] ---**
"Fujibayashi" "Minase"
**[01:35] ---**
Wafu! I sense malicious intent!
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You're just imagining things.
**[01:43] ---**
Next!
**[01:44] ---**
"Sawatari"
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It's Makoto's turn!
**[01:48] ---**
"Sasasegawa"
**[01:50] ---**
What's going on?! Why is my beautiful
body still a barrel-shaped *chibi*?!
**[01:55] ---**
Mine, too! What could
we possibly be missing?!
**[02:00] ---**
Breasts, probably.
**[02:01] ---**
I think breasts.
**[02:02] ---**
Definitely boobs, but I
shouldn't say it out loud.
**[02:04] ---**
I bet it's breasts.
**[02:05] ---**
He said it out loud!
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Truly impressive, elder!
**[02:08] ---**
He's more oblivious and
inappropriate than we are!
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Yes, he's even capable of boldly barging
into a bathroom while a girl is bathing!
**[02:13] ---**
"Victim"
**[02:16] ---**
Um...
**[02:17] ---**
Please cheer up.
**[02:18] ---**
"Tohno"
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"Noumi" "Rice coupon"
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Thank... you...
**[02:23] ---**
She's just going to accept it...
**[02:24] ---**
--She accepted it...
--But doesn't that mean...
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So you've accepted defeat?
**[02:27] ---**
Read the mood, dammit!
**[02:29] ---**
Yuichi!
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Did you see Makoto's
superb swimming ability?
**[02:35] ---**
Oh, it's cold...
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"Fujibayashi" "Ichinose"
**[02:40] ---**
I see, so that means...
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"Fujibayashi"
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This.
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"Ichinose"
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Is this it?
**[02:49] ---**
"Sasasegawa" "Noumi"
**[02:49] ---**
Wafu! Now I see it!
**[02:51] ---**
Now that we know...
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Wafu! What are we missing?!
**[03:01] ---**
Miss Noumi! There's no choice
but to go into Ecstasy Mode!
**[03:04] ---**
Yes! I also have a Wafter mode!
**[03:07] ---**
"Sawatari" "Miracle"
**[03:07] ---**
Both of you, calm down!
**[03:09] ---**
It would be boorish to interfere.
**[03:12] ---**
Hey, Miss Kagari...
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Oh, that's cold.
**[03:18] ---**
Wafu!
**[03:19] ---**
I don't accept this!
**[03:22] ---**
**[03:24] ---**
**[03:54] ---**
"Illustration by Poyoyon Rock"
# E5 - Holiday, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4VDKQ/holiday-etc)
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"Japan Martel Group presents: Flea Market"
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Humans must make sacrifices
in order to live on.
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"Taiyaki"
**[00:05] ---**
"Senri's Fortune Telling Mansion"
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In some cases, this means
that they must toil on a day of rest.
**[00:07] ---**
"Kotomi's Recital"
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"Happiness Spiral Donations"
"Donations" "Homemade" "Jam"
**[00:12] ---**
"Japan Martel Group presents: Flea Market"
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I determined my next narration.
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So this is the place where one can
make money by showing off tricks.
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"Holiday, Etc."
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"Holiday, Etc."
"Toys"
**[00:25] ---**
"Holiday, Etc."
"Druidic Miracles: Monster Show"
**[00:25] ---**
"Druidic Miracles: Monster Show"
**[00:26] ---**
I'll show them what a
real street performance is like.
**[00:29] ---**
And now... Ramen set!
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Okay, it's time for a fun puppet show!
**[00:35] ---**
"A few minutes later"
**[00:38] ---**
Why is no one coming to watch my show?
**[00:40] ---**
What could possibly be missing?
There are no gimmicks here...
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Here we go.
**[00:48] ---**
One more, here we go.
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Yay, yay. Thank you, thank you.
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"3,150 yen earned"
**[00:58] ---**
"Furukawa Bread"
**[00:58] ---**
We're selling Dango Family bread.
Enjoy with your whole family!
**[01:03] ---**
Nobody told me I have to
dress like this. I'm embarrassed!
**[01:08] ---**
"Furukawa Bread"
"Saury Bread" "Dango Bread"
**[01:09] ---**
The bread I made with
Sanae-*san* isn't selling at all.
**[01:12] ---**
Saury bread, packed with saury
cream--what's wrong with that?
**[01:16] ---**
Welcome, sir.
**[01:19] ---**
You'll purchase Sanae's special saury
bread to show your sincerity, right?
**[01:23] ---**
My bread isn't worthy of
purchase without "sincerity"!
**[01:28] ---**
I love it!
**[01:31] ---**
"3,900 yen earned"
**[01:33] ---**
Welcome, gypsy, to this house of wonders.
**[01:37] ---**
Will I get a girlfriend
in the near future?
**[01:39] ---**
No, you won't.
**[01:40] ---**
Why are you answering, Kaori?!
**[01:42] ---**
No, you won't.
**[01:43] ---**
What could I possibly be missing?!
**[01:44] ---**
Character.
**[01:45] ---**
Oh no...
**[01:46] ---**
See? No catchy comebacks.
**[01:48] ---**
Lacking character? I recommend this
talisman. It will open up your future!
**[01:52] ---**
Take my money!
**[01:54] ---**
"5,000 yen earned"
**[01:59] ---**
Earplugs for sale, special deal, 20% off!
**[01:59] ---**
"Earplugs"
**[02:04] ---**
"6,400 yen earned"
**[02:06] ---**
"Extra Thick Peach Gum"
**[02:06] ---**
Why am I the only one
who can't make any money?!
**[02:09] ---**
"1 candy and 1 gum earned"
**[02:13] ---**
Cha-ching, that's a lot of change...
**[02:16] ---**
Hey, I'm taking over your location,
and your audience too!
**[02:19] ---**
Oh, so you wish to have
a showdown with Kotori-*san*?
**[02:24] ---**
"Wandering Unemployed:
Yukito Kunisaki
**[02:24] ---**
Ordinary Miser:
Kotori Kanbe"
**[02:27] ---**
Who are they?
**[02:28] ---**
"Hi I'm Rikako" "Hi I'm Keisuke"
**[02:28] ---**
Monsters... Okay, no,
these are just my parents!
**[02:32] ---**
Whatever.
**[02:34] ---**
I'll show you my ultimate technique,
loaded with a thousand years of emotions!
**[02:41] ---**
Huh?
**[02:45] ---**
Ugu... Get out of the way!
**[02:54] ---**
Somewhere beyond
this sky is a girl with wings.
**[02:59] ---**
She's been there forever.
**[03:01] ---**
Put your heart and soul into the puppet.
**[03:04] ---**
Because I will be with you...
**[03:07] ---**
--Yay! Kanbe is the best!
**[03:10] ---**
--Yay, yay. Thanks, thanks.
--Yay! Kanbe is the best!
**[03:12] ---**
"99,999 yen earned"
**[03:15] ---**
Kanbe is the best! Kanbe is the best!
**[03:19] ---**
I know. I'll become a crow.
**[03:22] ---**
**[03:24] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Mikeou"
# E6 - Little Sisters, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEP2W3/little-sisters-etc)
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"Kaginado Academy"
**[00:01] ---**
Little sisters.
**[00:02] ---**
They are often people we must protect.
**[00:05] ---**
At times, they are those
we treasure and cherish.
**[00:08] ---**
A sinful existence that knows no equal.
**[00:10] ---**
Yes. For example...
**[00:10] ---**
"King of Key TV"
**[00:12] ---**
It would not be unreasonable to delay
one's plans for marriage for their sister.
**[00:16] ---**
"Heated debate! Gather together,
older brothers and little sisters.
Little sisters for the win"
**[00:23] ---**
"Little Sisters, Etc."
**[00:24] ---**
And so...
**[00:25] ---**
"Kyousuke Natsume:
I'd create a new
world for my sister"
**[00:25] ---**
"Sakuya Ohtori:
All damage to my
sister redirects to me"
**[00:26] ---**
I invited those with little sisters
to gather here today.
**[00:27] ---**
"Sizuru Nakatsu:
Medicine for my sister"
**[00:27] ---**
"Kaori Misaka:
How could
you say that?
I love it"
**[00:27] ---**
"Mio Nishizono:
Imaginary Sister"
**[00:28] ---**
"Tomoyo Sakagami:
150% name sync rate
with my sister"
**[00:28] ---**
"Youhei Sunohara:
Little sister, and a toilet seat cover"
**[00:30] ---**
"Kyou Fujibayashi:
No elder sister is better
than her younger sister"
**[00:30] ---**
"Kanata Futaki:
The whole world agrees
that little sisters are cute"
**[00:31] ---**
Hold up! Tomoyo,
do you even have a little sister?
**[00:34] ---**
Her uniform is different from
the one Fujibayashi-*san* is wearing.
**[00:37] ---**
Oh, it is. That's the summer uniform...
Which means...
**[00:40] ---**
Yes, I am After Tomoyo. I have
a little sister with a different mom.
**[00:44] ---**
Also, take note of the fact
that I practically live with Okazaki.
**[00:48] ---**
What?!
**[00:53] ---**
Question.
**[00:53] ---**
My sister doesn't recognize me as
her sister. Why was I invited today?
**[01:01] ---**
The fact remains that
you have a little sister.
**[01:04] ---**
Please, everyone, tell us your feelings
towards your little sisters.
**[01:06] ---**
Just to set a baseline,
**[01:06] ---**
"Morals"
**[01:07] ---**
I can't imagine anyone *doesn't*
find their little sister cute.
**[01:11] ---**
Agreed. It should be noted
that my little sister is much cuter
**[01:14] ---**
than the other cute little sisters.
**[01:17] ---**
Isn't expressing love towards one's
twin sister inherently narcissistic,
**[01:20] ---**
a projection of one's own image?
**[01:24] ---**
I see. That's well put.
**[01:26] ---**
It's like talking about how beautiful
your reflection in the mirror is.
**[01:30] ---**
Grrr!
**[01:31] ---**
What a delusional verbal assault.
**[01:32] ---**
Of course my little sister is cuter!
**[01:36] ---**
Hmm? My sister?
**[01:37] ---**
"About your older brother/sister
What is the truth?"
"Miss R (Has an older sister) She tried to 'practice' kissing"
**[01:38] ---**
She tried to "practice" kissing...
**[01:41] ---**
...masquerading as me.
**[01:41] ---**
"...masquerading as me."
**[01:43] ---**
Fujibayashi-*san*, how could you...
**[01:45] ---**
Huh? Kanata did actual kissing,
not "practice"...
**[01:45] ---**
"About your older brother/sister
What is the truth?"
Miss H (Has an older sister) Kanata did actual kissing, not 'practice'"
**[01:49] ---**
...masquerading as me.
**[01:53] ---**
You two are a disgrace
to the title of "big sister."
**[01:56] ---**
--Um...
--Hmm?
**[01:58] ---**
She used to say, "I don't have a sister."
**[01:58] ---**
"About your older brother/sister
What is the truth?"
"Miss S (Has an older sister) She used to say, 'I don't have a sister.'"
**[02:02] ---**
You all are despicable.
**[02:06] ---**
We may not share a mother, but my
little sister is very honest and good.
**[02:10] ---**
"Tomo" "Tomoyo"
**[02:10] ---**
Her name, "Tomo," is similar to mine.
**[02:13] ---**
I suspect she was named that
**[02:15] ---**
so that it's easier to gloss over accidentally
saying the wrong daughter's name.
**[02:19] ---**
"Tomo" "Tomoyo"
**[02:19] ---**
My father is a dirtbag!
**[02:22] ---**
Uh, I don't dote over
my sister or anything.
**[02:27] ---**
Don't you make Mei cry!
**[02:30] ---**
Good job.
**[02:32] ---**
Huh? That's totally normal.
**[02:34] ---**
Who wouldn't get pissed off
if someone made their sister cry?
**[02:37] ---**
Youhei... Making a sound argument?
**[02:39] ---**
What's going on? I thought Sunohara-*kun*
was supposed to be a loser!
**[02:42] ---**
"Are you really Sunohara?"
**[02:43] ---**
Why am I receiving such abuse right now?!
**[02:48] ---**
That natural attitude,
is that what we're missing?!
**[02:52] ---**
We covet that title!
**[02:53] ---**
"*Onii-chan*"
**[02:56] ---**
Call us "*Onii-chan*"!
**[02:57] ---**
*Onii-chan.*
**[02:59] ---**
Back to the important topic! My sister
is the cutest, and I'm the most loving!
**[03:04] ---**
How foolish. My sister is the best.
**[03:07] ---**
How could there be anyone better than me?
**[03:09] ---**
My love for Tomo is true!
**[03:11] ---**
I've prepared a way to determine how strong
your emotions are towards your sisters.
**[03:16] ---**
I see, baseball.
**[03:18] ---**
Correct.
**[03:19] ---**
Wait, what?! That makes no sense!
**[03:21] ---**
This will continue.
**[03:23] ---**
**[03:25] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Sadoru Chiba"
# E7 - Charades, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ74NZ/charades-etc)
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Who has the strongest feelings
for their little sister?
**[00:03] ---**
The battle to determine that begins now.
**[00:07] ---**
Please note that I delayed my plans
for marriage for my sister.
**[00:18] ---**
The rules are simple.
**[00:18] ---**
"Charades, Etc."
**[00:19] ---**
Your little sister pitches a ball,
and you hit it over the fence.
**[00:23] ---**
If you share a truly solid trust,
a home run should be easy.
**[00:28] ---**
Ryou, let's show them how tight
the bond between twins is!
**[00:30] ---**
Yeah, sis, let's go.
**[00:33] ---**
You...
**[00:34] ---**
...homewrecker!
**[00:40] ---**
Did she do that on purpose?
**[00:42] ---**
Surely not...
**[00:43] ---**
--But she did say "homewrecker."
--Thank you. Thank you.
**[00:49] ---**
How pitiful. You should
be able to hit your sister's ball,
**[00:52] ---**
no matter where it goes.
**[00:54] ---**
Haruka, time to show off
the strength of our bond.
**[00:58] ---**
You can count on me!
**[01:00] ---**
You homewrecker!
**[01:07] ---**
Was that on purpose, too?
**[01:09] ---**
But her grip was for a fastball.
**[01:11] ---**
But she did say "homewrecker."
**[01:16] ---**
I guess they hold a grudge because
their sisters masqueraded as them.
**[01:18] ---**
The younger twins seem
to harbor deep resentment.
**[01:21] ---**
I don't have any problems on that score--
**[01:24] ---**
"I don't have a little sister"!
**[01:26] ---**
Shiori...?
**[01:28] ---**
I don't like people
who say things like that.
**[01:33] ---**
Come on, the next little sister awaits.
**[01:36] ---**
Hmm? Where are your sisters,
Mio-*san* and Sizuru-*san*?
**[01:39] ---**
She doesn't recognize me as her sister.
**[01:42] ---**
She's standing right here, can't you see?
**[01:48] ---**
There's no need for Rin and I
to go easy on each other.
**[01:51] ---**
We've led our entire
lives as all-out rivals.
**[01:53] ---**
Stop flirting with Riki!
**[01:57] ---**
Yes... Just as I expected...!
**[01:59] ---**
The game is called!
**[02:02] ---**
No...
**[02:03] ---**
We can't let the number-one
most popular character take that pose!
**[02:07] ---**
One more!
**[02:08] ---**
Please, no!
**[02:10] ---**
It was my route...
**[02:12] ---**
Why do people call it the "Sakuya route"?!
**[02:17] ---**
Truly sorry about that!
**[02:22] ---**
Mei, are you aiming there, too?
**[02:25] ---**
Aiming for my crotch?!
**[02:26] ---**
That's gross, *onii-chan*.
**[02:30] ---**
I'm so jealous...
He gets called "*onii-chan*"...
**[02:34] ---**
Agreed... Extremely enviable...
**[02:36] ---**
It's hard to enjoy envy
from you two right now!
**[02:40] ---**
I shall prove to you all that
my little sister is my most precious--
**[02:45] ---**
What is this?
**[02:46] ---**
Big sis, "has a little brother"
is core to your identity!
**[02:48] ---**
With me dressed like this,
it's like a "buy one, get one free"!
**[02:51] ---**
Here I come, big sis! Hit my ball!
**[02:54] ---**
Yes, you are precious to me too...
**[02:58] ---**
But I don't recall raising
you into such an idiot!
**[03:05] ---**
Big sis, you're so much cuter
when you're with big bro.
**[03:13] ---**
So who's the winner here?
**[03:15] ---**
Obviously, it's me, since
I delayed my marriage for my sister.
**[03:21] ---**
What a charade.
**[03:23] ---**
**[03:25] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Matsuri Kimura"
# E8 - Soulmates, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQX7P1/soulmates-etc)
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The desire to stay with
the person dearest to us forever...
**[00:05] ---**
Please do not divide Heaven in two.
**[00:10] ---**
Hmm?
**[00:12] ---**
Huh...
**[00:28] ---**
"Soulmates, Etc."
**[00:29] ---**
Public Morals Chairperson!
**[00:31] ---**
"Morals"
**[00:31] ---**
Look there!
**[00:32] ---**
Hmm?!
**[00:33] ---**
"Fortune Telling"
**[00:33] ---**
Suspicious... Let's go have a word.
**[00:36] ---**
My crystal ball and I shall offer
guidance to bewildered teens!
**[00:41] ---**
First session is free!
**[00:43] ---**
Um, you can't run shady
businesses out here--
**[00:45] ---**
You there, little one!
**[00:47] ---**
In the future, you will grow much taller,
**[00:49] ---**
and become a beautiful
woman with big boobs!
**[00:52] ---**
This person can be trusted.
**[00:53] ---**
Hey!
**[00:55] ---**
Special offer:
I will tell your fortune, too!
**[01:00] ---**
You will...
**[01:02] ---**
...discover your soulmate!
**[01:03] ---**
Soulmate?
**[01:05] ---**
You know, like someone
whose soul is connected to yours?
**[01:08] ---**
Someone you knew in
a previous life or whatever.
**[01:10] ---**
What?
**[01:11] ---**
Oh, and they're really close by!
**[01:13] ---**
Is... Is that...
**[01:15] ---**
Must be me, Haru-*chin*!
**[01:17] ---**
What?!
**[01:18] ---**
Kana-*chin*, sorry about last episode.
**[01:23] ---**
After landing that blow,
I feel so much better.
**[01:25] ---**
So you'll forgive me?
**[01:26] ---**
Of course. After all, we are soulmates...
**[01:31] ---**
Stop.
**[01:32] ---**
I am close by, too. And so is this person.
**[01:35] ---**
Hey, doesn't it seem like
we all have similar voices?
**[01:38] ---**
Now that you mention it...
**[01:40] ---**
Oh no, did Haru-*chin* get it wrong?!
**[01:42] ---**
Did Sizu-*chin* get a win?
**[01:43] ---**
Kana-*chin*'s incredible mystery!
**[01:45] ---**
Cut it out!
**[01:46] ---**
Even your name is too similar to mine!
**[01:50] ---**
My soulmate must be...
**[01:55] ---**
*Onee-chan...*
**[01:56] ---**
Haruka...
**[01:59] ---**
Uh, chairperson?
**[02:02] ---**
She got away.
**[02:03] ---**
Bye!
**[02:05] ---**
I made more money than I thought.
**[02:08] ---**
Fortune telling with
a crystal ball you found?
**[02:11] ---**
I finally found you!
**[02:12] ---**
Oh no! Public Morals Chairperson!
**[02:14] ---**
Results are not yet conclusive!
**[02:16] ---**
Is Haruka my soulmate?!
She is, isn't she?!
**[02:19] ---**
Oh, um, fortune telling is closed now.
**[02:21] ---**
Just hand it over!
**[02:24] ---**
Who is my soulmate?
**[02:27] ---**
Shake it, shake it, hey!
**[02:29] ---**
Wow, cool!
**[02:30] ---**
No, that's wrong!
**[02:32] ---**
The nape of Kana-*chin*'s neck looks lonely.
**[02:35] ---**
Flat-chested puppy.
**[02:37] ---**
Taka-*chin* max power.
**[02:38] ---**
How does that thing work?!
**[02:41] ---**
Meow-hoo.
**[02:42] ---**
That's it, yes!
**[02:44] ---**
Oh, in Japan I have arrived.
**[02:46] ---**
Who is this?!
**[02:48] ---**
Samurai, oh, samurai.
**[02:51] ---**
Hey! Wait!
**[03:01] ---**
Hey! Wait!
**[03:07] ---**
Since I am a robot,
I am great at impressions.
**[03:12] ---**
May these soulmates--
**[03:14] ---**
or rather, soul *sisters*,
live happily ever after.
**[03:19] ---**
That is my wish.
**[03:21] ---**
**[03:23] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Hekiru Hikawa"
# E9 - Protagonists, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4EP81/protagonists-etc)
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Though their circumstances
sometimes draw envy,
**[00:04] ---**
their fates lead them
to an inescapable abyss
**[00:09] ---**
that can only be understood
by those in the centers of stories.
**[00:10] ---**
"Chairperson"
**[00:13] ---**
A darkness.
**[00:15] ---**
"21st Protagonist Convention"
**[00:16] ---**
"Now Beginning"
**[00:22] ---**
"Protagonists, Etc."
**[00:23] ---**
For the first discussion topic,
**[00:25] ---**
I'd like Naoe... I mean,
Comrade N to kick us off.
**[00:27] ---**
I'd like to get your honest opinions:
**[00:30] ---**
What do you think about girls
with weird speech habits?
**[00:32] ---**
Like, for example... "wafu."
**[00:35] ---**
He went deep from the get-go!
**[00:36] ---**
Is he testing us?!
**[00:37] ---**
Still, this is a place
for honest discussion.
**[00:40] ---**
To be honest, I had no idea
how to respond to "gao."
**[00:43] ---**
When the first word out
of her mouth was "anpan,"
**[00:44] ---**
I seriously considered just leaving.
**[00:46] ---**
She kept calling me "filthy"
and "pervert" as she hit me!
**[00:49] ---**
Isn't that awful?!
**[00:51] ---**
"Uguu," "auu," "I don't like people
who say things like that,"
**[00:54] ---**
the one-second "okay,"
**[00:55] ---**
"Morning! It's morning!
Eat breakfast and go to school,"
**[00:57] ---**
"honey bear," "*ponpoko tanuki*"...
**[00:59] ---**
That's what I face every day.
**[01:00] ---**
Wow, first protagonist...
I mean, Comrade A.
**[01:03] ---**
Isn't the bear and
*tanuki* thing your own fault?
**[01:04] ---**
Let's move on.
**[01:05] ---**
Hypothetically, how would you judge
an adult male traveling street performer
**[01:09] ---**
getting intimate with a girl
he meets in a foreign land?
**[01:11] ---**
Guilty.
**[01:11] ---**
"Guilty"
**[01:13] ---**
Yeah, guilty.
**[01:15] ---**
--Now how am I going to come out
with the fact that I'm almost 30?
--Next.
**[01:19] ---**
Comrades, so, uh...
**[01:21] ---**
How many "partners" have you had...?
**[01:23] ---**
Just one.
**[01:24] ---**
What about "After"?
**[01:26] ---**
That version is separate,
and there's only one there, too.
**[01:28] ---**
I see.
**[01:30] ---**
Um... Three.
**[01:32] ---**
Guilty.
**[01:36] ---**
Tennouji... I mean,
Comrade T, what about you?
**[01:39] ---**
In real terms, zero.
**[01:40] ---**
Oh...
**[01:41] ---**
Aizawa... I mean, Comrade A?
**[01:43] ---**
Five.
**[01:50] ---**
And also...
**[01:52] ---**
He's on number six!
**[01:53] ---**
He can't fit them on one hand?!
**[01:55] ---**
The Little Busters are living in sin!
**[01:57] ---**
Oh, right. At that time,
Nishizono-*san* was Midori.
**[02:01] ---**
Double digits?!
**[02:02] ---**
He looks so innocent!
**[02:04] ---**
Is this the new era we live in?
**[02:05] ---**
I just happened to have
a lot of girls around me.
**[02:08] ---**
Maybe I can ask Kagari to make
a branch world full of debauchery...!
**[02:12] ---**
Shit! Should I have put the moves
on Haruko and Hijiri, too?!
**[02:15] ---**
If I play my cards right,
I can get at least four more...
**[02:17] ---**
You guys, calm down.
One partner is enough.
**[02:21] ---**
"Harem King"
**[02:21] ---**
Silence, Harem King!
**[02:22] ---**
It's a bit rude to show off how
blasé you can afford to be about it.
**[02:26] ---**
Next, Okazaki... I mean, Comrade O.
**[02:29] ---**
Why do our romances
have to end so cruelly?
**[02:37] ---**
Please... forget about me.
**[02:41] ---**
Goal!
**[02:42] ---**
Could you let me rest... for a little bit?
**[02:46] ---**
Those were some fond memories.
**[02:48] ---**
I'm the one who loved you
more than anyone!
**[02:53] ---**
Huh?!
**[02:54] ---**
That's a cruel romance...?
**[02:57] ---**
Let's end here for today.
**[02:59] ---**
You will be notified when
the next meeting is scheduled.
**[03:01] ---**
Right.
**[03:03] ---**
**[03:05] ---**
**[03:21] ---**
"21st Protagonist Convention"
**[03:22] ---**
"Now Over"
**[03:56] ---**
"Illustration by Izumi Sakurazawa"
# E10 - Carnival Preparations, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2X14W/carnival-preparations-etc)
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Preparations for the academy's
carnival are suddenly under way.
**[00:01] ---**
"Kaginado Academy Carnival"
**[00:04] ---**
Make sure you don't hurt
or overexert yourselves.
**[00:08] ---**
That said, in times of crisis...
**[00:10] ---**
Do come visit me at your
friendly local Kirishima Clinic!
**[00:19] ---**
"Carnival Preparations, Etc."
**[00:22] ---**
The school carnival is
also a microcosm of life.
**[00:25] ---**
I hope they don't give up or
lose heart and keep working hard.
**[00:29] ---**
I used to think adolescence
was the tightrope walk of life.
**[00:33] ---**
But this is nice, in its way.
**[00:36] ---**
Indeed.
**[00:38] ---**
By the way, why am I included
in this particular group?
**[00:43] ---**
Depending on the reason...
**[00:46] ---**
It won't be "okay."
**[00:47] ---**
Her aura is stronger
than Sakura Kashima's!
**[00:49] ---**
Youth be damned, this is
the tightrope moment of my life!
**[00:55] ---**
Okay.
**[01:01] ---**
Stop it! Mom! Stop it!
**[01:05] ---**
Huh?!
**[01:06] ---**
Stop it!
**[01:12] ---**
Finished!
**[01:13] ---**
Tomorrow, we're guaranteed
to grab the visitors' hearts
**[01:16] ---**
with this ultimate marine product...
**[01:18] ---**
--Starfish!
--Taiyaki!
--Saury!
**[01:22] ---**
The beautiful shape of the starfish makes
it the most relaxing marine product!
**[01:26] ---**
Uguu! Taiyaki is the
ultimate marine product!
**[01:30] ---**
Be nice, you're both traveling spirits.
**[01:33] ---**
Hey, spoiler alert?!
**[01:34] ---**
Let's meet halfway and visit the
hometown of every Japanese heart,
**[01:38] ---**
the saury!
**[01:41] ---**
"Marine Life Alliance..."
**[01:43] ---**
"Disbanded due to
differing marine life choices!"
**[01:49] ---**
This is the main attraction
of all school carnivals.
**[01:52] ---**
Yes... The beauty contest!
**[01:52] ---**
"Miss Kaginado Contest Project Proposal"
"Planned and Executed by Youhei Sunohara"
**[01:55] ---**
Kyousuke, I take it you've completed
the selection of contestants?
**[02:00] ---**
Certainly.
**[02:01] ---**
Behold, these top elites!
**[02:04] ---**
This school is full of pretty girls.
**[02:07] ---**
My expectations are sky-high--
**[02:09] ---**
You lolicon!
**[02:11] ---**
I thought you liked that too.
**[02:12] ---**
Of course not! Don't casually
destroy my standing in society!
**[02:16] ---**
--Kyousuke can be such a troublemaker.
**[02:16] ---**
--Wait, my little sister
falls under "loli"?
**[02:19] ---**
--Kyousuke can be such a troublemaker.
**[02:19] ---**
--Mei will have my head
if she finds out!
**[02:23] ---**
Ugh, why me? I'm not even a student.
**[02:26] ---**
Well, that's because you, uh...
**[02:29] ---**
You can't make a
living off of puppeteering,
**[02:31] ---**
so they bribed you
with school lunch tickets, right?
**[02:34] ---**
Again, he just said it out loud
with no regard for the group mood!
**[02:36] ---**
First Protagonist really is unstoppable.
**[02:39] ---**
Oh, that's the heroine who suffered
the most thanks to Aizawa's inability
**[02:41] ---**
to read moods in the video game
and the anime and the other anime.
**[02:45] ---**
Kotarou, phrasing...
**[02:49] ---**
What's wrong, Nayuki?
**[02:51] ---**
Yuichi... I don't have a mother.
**[02:55] ---**
I don't know what's going on,
**[02:57] ---**
but it must be bad if it warrants stealing
your best friend's signature line.
**[03:01] ---**
Don't worry, I'm sure
tomorrow will be a better day.
**[03:06] ---**
Yuichi...
**[03:08] ---**
Yes. You're right. Tomorrow is--
**[03:12] ---**
Going to be a great
school carnival, I hope.
**[03:14] ---**
I can't smile anymore.
**[03:18] ---**
Nayuki!
**[03:20] ---**
To be continued in the next episode.
**[03:21] ---**
"To be continued"
**[03:22] ---**
**[03:24] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Yuki Hiiro"
# E11 - Day of the Carnival, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD7JZX/day-of-the-carnival-etc)
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Blessings upon the one
who enters, with open wings,
**[00:02] ---**
"Kaginado Academy Carnival"
**[00:03] ---**
into these youthful festivities.
**[00:07] ---**
May these happy memories not be her last.
**[00:21] ---**
"Day of the Carnival, Etc."
**[00:23] ---**
Is Fuko destined to
wither away here, all alone?
**[00:26] ---**
No, you aren't!
**[00:28] ---**
Ayu-*san*, Sizuru-*san*!
**[00:30] ---**
Because even though
the specifics may vary,
**[00:31] ---**
"Starfish Carnival"
**[00:32] ---**
our love towards
marine products is the same!
**[00:35] ---**
We are all different, which is good.
**[00:39] ---**
Fuko was in the wrong.
**[00:41] ---**
Starfish!
**[00:42] ---**
Taiyaki!
**[00:43] ---**
Saury!
**[00:44] ---**
They're all marine products!
**[00:46] ---**
"Marine Life Alliance, re-formed!"
**[00:48] ---**
That was beautiful to watch.
**[00:50] ---**
Friendship is a wonderful thing.
**[00:52] ---**
Taiyaki isn't a marine product, though.
**[00:56] ---**
"Healing Café"
"Keep Out"
**[01:00] ---**
Sayuri, the cake you made is delicious!
**[01:05] ---**
Please enjoy, don't hold back!
**[01:08] ---**
Sayuri! I want some, too!
**[01:10] ---**
Of course.
**[01:13] ---**
Say ah.
**[01:16] ---**
--I'm so glad to see you happy, Michiru.
--One from me, too. Say ah.
**[01:18] ---**
--Would anyone like some coffee?
--One from me, too. Say ah.
**[01:21] ---**
Yes please, thank you.
**[01:24] ---**
But coffee is so bitter...
**[01:26] ---**
I have just the magic spell for you.
**[01:28] ---**
What a pleasant atmosphere.
**[01:30] ---**
All the "relaxing type" people
are gathered in one place.
**[01:33] ---**
Watching the employees eat and drink?
**[01:36] ---**
Whatever this is, it's not a café.
**[01:40] ---**
But it's more realistic and
fun if you use live ammo.
**[01:40] ---**
"Shooting Gallery"
**[01:43] ---**
As a professional, I can't
let myself run a silly shop for kids.
**[01:49] ---**
Go ahead! Laugh!
**[01:50] ---**
Laugh at the fate of the spy
and her misguided professionalism!
**[01:53] ---**
Right! Next!
**[01:57] ---**
This school carnival is now mine!
**[02:00] ---**
And I'm not doing that because
I'm jealous of Tenma and Tenjin,
**[02:04] ---**
who are both enjoying
the carnival with their girlfriends!
**[02:06] ---**
Gao!
**[02:08] ---**
I brought this one along instead of Fogo,
**[02:10] ---**
since I didn't want
to burn down the school!
**[02:15] ---**
Who are you?!
**[02:18] ---**
Dammit, get'em, Earth Dragon!
**[02:20] ---**
Gao?
**[02:21] ---**
I'm the great dinosaur Misuzugon.
**[02:24] ---**
Oh no!
**[02:25] ---**
"Dango Family vs.
The Great Dinosaur Misuzugon"
**[02:25] ---**
Looks like the dragon
and dino got mixed up somehow!
**[02:28] ---**
Dango Rainbow!
**[02:31] ---**
You got me...
**[02:36] ---**
Thunk.
**[02:38] ---**
I don't intend to share my name here,
**[02:40] ---**
but please vote for Tomoyo Sakagami
in the next student council election!
**[02:44] ---**
Not only did she share her name,
she also made a blatant sales pitch!
**[02:49] ---**
Sir Ryuya.
**[02:50] ---**
Is that...?
**[02:52] ---**
You there, your outfit is...
**[02:55] ---**
To use modern language, "totally rad"!
**[02:58] ---**
Thank you.
**[02:59] ---**
Your wings are very pretty and cool.
**[03:03] ---**
You're making me blush.
**[03:04] ---**
Gao! I am the great dinosaur Misuzugon!
**[03:09] ---**
--Gao!
--Gao!
**[03:15] ---**
Don't cry, Uraha.
**[03:17] ---**
You either, Sir Ryuya.
**[03:20] ---**
This goes on for another episode!
**[03:22] ---**
"To be continued"
**[03:23] ---**
Thunk.
**[03:24] ---**
**[03:26] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Mamu Mitsumomo"
# E12 - The School Carnival Ends, and Then... Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U34NZ2/the-school-carnival-ends-and-then-etc)
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This three-episode-long
"Carnival Arc" is finally ending today.
**[00:03] ---**
"Twin Skit"
**[00:04] ---**
Huh? Who am I, you ask?
**[00:07] ---**
Let's save that for later.
**[00:15] ---**
"The School Carnival Ends,
and Then... Etc."
**[00:16] ---**
Hey, Mishio?
**[00:18] ---**
Yes, what is it, Makoto?
**[00:21] ---**
This is fun!
**[00:22] ---**
I wish the carnival
lasted forever and ever!
**[00:26] ---**
No, we can't make
the anime staff suffer like that.
**[00:31] ---**
The climax of the carnival,
the beauty contest!
**[00:34] ---**
Here are the contestants!
**[00:38] ---**
"Miss Kaginado Contest"
**[00:44] ---**
And so it begins!
**[00:46] ---**
The "Mister 'Miss Kaginado' Contest"!
**[00:47] ---**
"Mister Miss Kaginado Contest"
**[00:48] ---**
"Mister"
**[00:50] ---**
You really did it this time, Mio-*kun*.
**[00:54] ---**
Men grappling with other
men for beauty dominance...
**[00:58] ---**
Perhaps you're actually the
wildest one in the Little Busters.
**[01:02] ---**
Kaori, please look away...
**[01:05] ---**
Why me? Uraha, did you do this?!
**[01:09] ---**
No matter what humiliation I suffer,
**[01:10] ---**
you can't break the fangs of the wolf!
**[01:13] ---**
Dammit, not only did someone
tamper with the applications,
**[01:15] ---**
they put *us* on the stage!
**[01:17] ---**
We've been totally outplayed.
**[01:19] ---**
But now that I'm here,
**[01:20] ---**
I'm going to win this thing!
**[01:22] ---**
You need to take your
positive attitude down a notch!
**[01:24] ---**
--I see, it's this ability to
break free that I've been lacking!
--Wafu! Wafu! Wafu!
**[01:28] ---**
--Okay, then!
--Wafu! Wafu! Wafu!
**[01:29] ---**
Watch me shine, Kaori!
**[01:33] ---**
I have no Kitagawa-*kun*.
**[01:35] ---**
That doesn't make any sense, big sis.
**[01:38] ---**
Why was he even born?
**[01:44] ---**
Bro, you're a dummy.
**[01:46] ---**
The contestants were chosen based on the
"protagonist's best friend" archetype.
**[01:51] ---**
"Ma" "Ken"
**[01:51] ---**
What?! I am Riki's best friend
and partner! My muscles say so!
**[01:56] ---**
Fool! I am Riki's one and only man!
**[02:00] ---**
"Miss Kaginado Contest"
"Ke" "Ma"
**[02:00] ---**
You guys are absolutely gross!
**[02:02] ---**
I am a lonely wolf.
**[02:05] ---**
I have no interest in becoming
Tennouji's "best friend"--
**[02:08] ---**
Looking cute, Yoshino-*kun*!
**[02:13] ---**
Kunisaki-*san*, you're a loner
who doesn't have a best friend,
**[02:16] ---**
so we've invited
your ancestor to fill that seat.
**[02:18] ---**
Descendant!
**[02:20] ---**
Don't worry, you'll live, Kunisaki!
I'm kind of the same!
**[02:23] ---**
This is absurd.
**[02:25] ---**
Actually, I find this aspect
of Sir Ryuya quite precious.
**[02:29] ---**
Mio-*kun*, why did you do this?
**[02:31] ---**
If we had the protagonists fight,
Naoe-*san* would obviously win.
**[02:36] ---**
I'm not so sure.
Against Aizawa-*kun* and the others,
**[02:39] ---**
I think it would be a pretty close match.
**[02:41] ---**
Whaaat?!
**[02:43] ---**
Did you hear that, Tomoya-*san*?
The little one has no doubt he'll win.
**[02:47] ---**
He's looking down on us
even though he's younger?
**[02:50] ---**
Just because he has a cute face and voice!
**[02:52] ---**
How insolent!
**[02:53] ---**
Bring it on!
**[02:55] ---**
Sure...
**[02:57] ---**
Let's do this, senpais.
**[03:00] ---**
Oho! A new challenger appears!
**[03:02] ---**
Let the contest begin!
**[03:05] ---**
"Keep Out"
**[03:06] ---**
"Rainbow Jam Bread" "Stop it"
**[03:08] ---**
"Saito's Jet Stream Noodles"
**[03:09] ---**
"Ghost Mansion"
**[03:13] ---**
After going through multiple tests...
**[03:15] ---**
The final winner has now been decided.
**[03:19] ---**
The winner is...
**[03:23] ---**
I'd still win!
**[03:25] ---**
"MC"
**[03:25] ---**
Hideki Hinata!
**[03:27] ---**
Even so, I'd still win!
**[03:30] ---**
Who's that? Yikes. Seriously?
**[03:35] ---**
Look! Everyone fell silent!
**[03:37] ---**
I told you I didn't want to
take part in this stupid charade!
**[03:39] ---**
Yes, this is a charade.
**[03:43] ---**
This event...
**[03:45] ---**
This academy...
**[03:47] ---**
And this whole world!
**[03:50] ---**
That's why we're going to destroy it all!
**[03:53] ---**
We'll destroy this world,
made by a stupid god!
**[03:57] ---**
**[04:00] ---**
# Season 2
# E13 - Before the Second Half Begins, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN4NGN/before-the-second-half-begins-etc)
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That's why we're going to destroy it all!
**[00:03] ---**
We'll destroy this world,
made by a stupid god!
**[00:17] ---**
"Before the Second Half Begins, Etc."
**[00:18] ---**
What's going on here?
**[00:23] ---**
Right about now, you must be thinking,
**[00:26] ---**
"Introducing new characters was
the logical kickoff to the next plot arc,
**[00:30] ---**
so why do that and
then suddenly cut to this scene?"
**[00:34] ---**
You all were invited here for one reason.
**[00:38] ---**
That is...
**[00:39] ---**
Gulp.
**[00:40] ---**
Out of all the people in
each of your original stories,
**[00:42] ---**
you five appeared the most often
in the first half of this series!
**[00:45] ---**
What?!
**[00:47] ---**
Wait, is that really our fault?
**[00:49] ---**
Besides, whenever I appeared,
terrible things happened to me!
**[00:53] ---**
I feel bad for Naoe-*san*.
**[00:55] ---**
I must take responsibility
and take him as my wife.
**[00:59] ---**
But why is Hijiri...
**[01:00] ---**
...with Sakura Kashima?
**[01:02] ---**
Your youth torments you, Kotarou.
**[01:05] ---**
This situation torments me
more than anything.
**[01:07] ---**
The world is not fair.
**[01:09] ---**
Weak vs. strong. Rich vs. poor.
**[01:13] ---**
Able to appear on the show vs. unable to.
**[01:15] ---**
That took a sudden turn
for the cheap, didn't it?!
**[01:17] ---**
--And some poor souls appear,
but leave without uttering a line...
--Boo! Boo!
**[01:22] ---**
But at least they got to show their faces!
**[01:25] ---**
The most pitiable are those
who just had opening narration lines,
**[01:27] ---**
but never got to show their faces!
**[01:29] ---**
In other words, us...
**[01:30] ---**
...the Four Heavenly Kings of Pitifulness!
**[01:32] ---**
Do they know that makes no sense?
**[01:34] ---**
Only a brave hero would tell them.
**[01:37] ---**
You say "four,"
but there are only two of you.
**[01:39] ---**
The hero is here?!
**[01:40] ---**
Yes. There are actually
about three others...
**[01:43] ---**
Tomoya...
**[01:44] ---**
Misuzu...
**[01:45] ---**
Kanna...
**[01:46] ---**
They said seeing their kids live a
happy life is more than enough for them.
**[01:52] ---**
What a lovely story...
**[01:54] ---**
So there are five "Four Heavenly Kings"?
**[01:57] ---**
The hero strikes again?!
**[01:58] ---**
But again, this has nothing
to do with us, right?
**[02:02] ---**
We resent you for getting so many scenes.
**[02:04] ---**
We're venting our anger, yes.
**[02:06] ---**
How do you call yourselves adults?!
**[02:08] ---**
Wait, not to belabor
an already silly point,
**[02:12] ---**
Sizuru appeared most often out
of the people in my story, not me.
**[02:14] ---**
She appeared in 10 out of 12 episodes.
**[02:17] ---**
She is beyond the reach of our jealousy.
**[02:20] ---**
Yes, she is truly
the most powerful guardian.
**[02:23] ---**
Yay.
**[02:24] ---**
And she extends her lead with that "Yay."
**[02:26] ---**
She's invincible...
**[02:28] ---**
So, we're going to have you all refrain
from appearing any more times.
**[02:32] ---**
It's simple. You just need to spend
about three months in this special zone,
**[02:35] ---**
created using the full power of Gaia.
**[02:39] ---**
You shall witness the might of
those at the pinnacle of pitifulness!
**[02:43] ---**
What? You call that pitiful?
**[02:47] ---**
Who's there?!
**[02:48] ---**
I've been here since the beginning,
**[02:51] ---**
but I suppose
I'm just that easy to ignore.
**[02:54] ---**
You're... Hiiragi-*chan*?!
**[02:56] ---**
Nishizono is detecting "BL" vibes!
**[02:59] ---**
No wonder they appear more
often than Okazaki and Naoe.
**[03:01] ---**
They're such useful comedic devices.
**[03:04] ---**
Fourteen years.
**[03:06] ---**
What?
**[03:07] ---**
Fourteen years since
the first anime came out.
**[03:10] ---**
I really kept believing
that one day, I'd be rewarded.
**[03:14] ---**
People say, "I thought
he was a girl! I feel betrayed,"
**[03:15] ---**
"Sunohara: In a nutshell, I... well..."
**[03:16] ---**
"Sunohara: I think I might
be serious about that person."
**[03:18] ---**
"Tomoya:
Well, congratulations, I suppose."
**[03:18] ---**
or "Heroine-stealer,"
**[03:18] ---**
"Ryou & Kappei: Thank you."
**[03:20] ---**
or "I only followed his route
because I had to for the light orbs."
**[03:25] ---**
And when I finally get
to make an appearance,
**[03:28] ---**
it's in a side-story that has
no connection to the main plot.
**[03:34] ---**
Funny, isn't it? Isn't it funny?
**[03:36] ---**
It's okay, you can laugh.
**[03:41] ---**
Our deepest apologies.
**[03:43] ---**
The second half of the *KAGINADO* anime
begins in earnest next episode.
**[03:47] ---**
Do I make an appearance?
**[03:50] ---**
**[03:52] ---**
**[03:53] ---**
"Illustration by Tsunako"
"Yumemi Hoshino"
# E14 - Academy in the Afterlife, etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV0V2D/academy-in-the-afterlife-etc)
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**[00:00] ---**
That's why we're going to destroy it all!
**[00:03] ---**
We'll destroy this world,
made by a stupid god!
**[00:07] ---**
Seriously... Get on
with the story already!
**[00:16] ---**
"Academy in the Afterlife, etc."
**[00:16] ---**
Hey, hey, hey...
**[00:20] ---**
I can't believe we're being blessed
with a visit from bona fide terrorists!
**[00:23] ---**
Why are you happy?
**[00:25] ---**
Destroy the world? What do you mean?
**[00:27] ---**
That doesn't matter right now!
**[00:29] ---**
Yeah, these folks are getting
in the way of our school carnival.
**[00:33] ---**
Who the hell are they?!
**[00:34] ---**
What was the point of
cross-dressing and posing?!
**[00:36] ---**
"Miss Kaginado Contest"
**[00:36] ---**
--The goal of our organization,
the Afterlife Battlefront,
--Hey, hey, hey! Looking good, Hinacchi-*senpai*!
**[00:39] ---**
--is to retaliate against a god
who forced a ludicrous fate on us!
--Hey, hey, hey! Looking good, Hinacchi-*senpai*!
**[00:44] ---**
Retaliate against a god...?
**[00:46] ---**
--I'm Yuri, leader of the SSS.
--Come on, do a cool pose!
Let me get that from a lower angle.
**[00:48] ---**
--This is Otonashi, comedy sidekick.
--Come on, do a cool pose!
Let me get that from a lower angle.
**[00:50] ---**
--"Comedy sidekick"?!
--Enough already!
No! I yield, I yield!
**[00:52] ---**
--We've infiltrated this school
to study this world!
--Enough already! No! I yield, I yield!
**[00:56] ---**
"Are you really Sunohara?"
**[00:56] ---**
That was you?!
**[00:58] ---**
And I've come to a conclusion.
This world is way too convenient.
**[01:02] ---**
Yes, this world must be an afterlife,
built by a god for some purpose!
**[01:07] ---**
What?!
**[01:09] ---**
How rude. We're not dead!
**[01:12] ---**
Yes, I'm a traveling spirit!
**[01:13] ---**
She admitted to being a spirit...
**[01:15] ---**
Oh, but if Yuichi-*kun* didn't finish
my plotline, I might have died.
**[01:21] ---**
Ooh, same.
**[01:23] ---**
I died even after marrying Yuichi.
**[01:26] ---**
Aizawa-*san*, you're the worst.
**[01:28] ---**
You haven't died! I assure you!
**[01:31] ---**
I "crossed the goal line" too.
**[01:34] ---**
Does my thing count as death?
**[01:36] ---**
In my case, I was never even born.
**[01:40] ---**
I got shot by an arrow
when I unleashed my powers.
**[01:42] ---**
We're from far in the past anyway.
**[01:45] ---**
I died of an illness. Just once, though.
**[01:48] ---**
Why are Key franchises
so full of dead people?!
**[01:50] ---**
Well, we Little Busters
characters are technically all alive,
**[01:54] ---**
thanks to Riki and Rin.
**[01:56] ---**
Then maybe this isn't an afterlife!
**[01:58] ---**
Wrong.
**[01:59] ---**
Only an afterlife can be this convenient.
**[02:03] ---**
--And only a god can make
a world like this!
--You're alive, not dead! Believe in yourselves!
**[02:10] ---**
We're just regular students,
but we built a whole imaginary world
**[02:14] ---**
--using only love, friendship,
desire, willpower, and muscle.
--Muscle! Muscle! Muscle!
**[02:17] ---**
We have one girl who built countless
parallel worlds on her own.
**[02:22] ---**
By the way, all but one of
those worlds were destroyed.
**[02:25] ---**
Oh no, there's someone scarier than a god.
**[02:28] ---**
Yurippe, trouble!
**[02:31] ---**
What's wrong, Noda-*kun*?
**[02:33] ---**
The plan was for all of you
to rise up when I gave the signal.
**[02:36] ---**
We can't! Because they...
**[02:38] ---**
Did you all get defeated?!
**[02:40] ---**
"Shooting Gallery -- Sold Out"
**[02:41] ---**
They're enjoying the school carnival!
***SIGN*** "Math Escape Room" "Entrance This Way" "Math Club"
**[02:45] ---**
What?
**[02:46] ---**
Only I was able
to resist the temptation...
**[02:49] ---**
Evidence suggests otherwise.
**[02:53] ---**
Don't think you've beaten us yet!
**[02:55] ---**
"Miss Kaginado Contest"
**[02:55] ---**
We won't accept this world *or* a god!
**[02:59] ---**
Everyone, temporary retreat!
**[03:01] ---**
I mean, change course!
**[03:05] ---**
What was that...?
**[03:09] ---**
"The next day"
**[03:11] ---**
Our enemy is formidable.
**[03:13] ---**
But we will destroy this false world
and complete our revenge.
**[03:20] ---**
Operation: Start!
**[03:23] ---**
**[03:25] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by kanibiimu"
# E15 - Mascots, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVPVQ7/mascots-etc)
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"Principal's Office"
**[00:01] ---**
We're going to steal
"Relaxation" from this world.
**[00:04] ---**
When people lose what their
hearts rely on, confusion will ensue.
**[00:07] ---**
Surely a god will appear
to clean up the mess.
**[00:11] ---**
Specifically, what do you
have in mind, Yurippe?
**[00:14] ---**
This.
**[00:18] ---**
It's a mascot hunt.
**[00:20] ---**
Operation, start!
**[00:27] ---**
"Mascots, etc."
**[00:29] ---**
Stop!
**[00:32] ---**
Nice chase!
**[00:33] ---**
Hinacchi-*senpai*, you can go ahead
and leave empty-handed!
**[00:39] ---**
Hey! That was our prey!
**[00:42] ---**
That's bad. We have to find a new target.
**[00:45] ---**
Don't worry Otonoashi-*san*,
your personal mascot is right here.
**[00:50] ---**
Don't bully cats!
**[00:55] ---**
Matsushita! I'll hold her off,
you go find the mascot!
**[00:58] ---**
Got it!
**[00:59] ---**
Wait! What are you doing to Dorji?!
**[01:03] ---**
"Kojisho 9th Edition"
**[01:03] ---**
Quite the guts you have,
trying to kidnap our pet!
**[01:07] ---**
Fujimaki-*kun* was powerless
against the dictionary attack!
**[01:09] ---**
Is there any way
he can recover from this?!
**[01:11] ---**
--Here you go.
--Huh? Are you sure?
**[01:13] ---**
I mean, this one doesn't even like me.
**[01:17] ---**
Oh no!
**[01:18] ---**
Help me, big sister! He's taking Botan!
**[01:21] ---**
Also, he pushed me over!
**[01:24] ---**
What?!
**[01:29] ---**
That girl is crazy!
**[01:48] ---**
Yurippe-*san*.
**[01:50] ---**
There have been some obstacles,
but the operation is going well overall.
**[01:59] ---**
Good work, everyone.
**[02:00] ---**
Seems like you got them all.
**[02:07] ---**
Wafu? What's going on here?
**[02:13] ---**
No, I'm not into little girls!
**[02:19] ---**
Are you sure this will bring out a god?
**[02:22] ---**
This school doesn't have an Angel.
**[02:25] ---**
Just think about it. Look at these
utterly unnatural organisms.
**[02:32] ---**
Wafu...
**[02:33] ---**
You're right, they
make really weird noises.
**[02:38] ---**
So shallow...
**[02:39] ---**
These must be strange creatures
some god created on a whim;
**[02:43] ---**
in other words, the equivalent
of the Angel in our world.
**[02:45] ---**
So if we hold them hostage...
**[02:47] ---**
Oh, Angel.
**[02:50] ---**
The Angel is here!
She appeared eating something!
**[02:54] ---**
So you decided to occupy
the principal's office again.
**[02:57] ---**
E-Everyone brace for combat!
**[02:59] ---**
"Chaos"
**[03:04] ---**
Mapo Skill.
**[03:16] ---**
What is this?!
**[03:19] ---**
**[03:21] ---**
**[03:54] ---**
"Illustration by Kazui"
# E16 - Trauma, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGPGV8/trauma-etc)
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Blue skies, white clouds, bright sun.
**[00:05] ---**
Summer. The season where everything
disappears into the heat haze.
**[00:10] ---**
So...
**[00:11] ---**
Goal--
**[00:13] ---**
--I told you, don't do that!
--Come on, let me "goal"!
**[00:15] ---**
--Everyone's coming
over for summer school!
--Come on, let me "goal"!
**[00:17] ---**
Stop wasting time and help out!
**[00:20] ---**
Gao!
**[00:20] ---**
"Kamio"
**[00:27] ---**
"Trauma, Etc."
**[00:30] ---**
"CLANNAD Group - Little Busters! Group | Car 1"
"Girls Dead Monster"
**[00:33] ---**
I'm getting carsick...
**[00:35] ---**
But I'll suffer any
endurance to meet a starfish!
**[00:39] ---**
You mean "endure any suffering."
**[00:41] ---**
Well, how would you like a magic spell
to cure your carsickness?
**[00:42] ---**
"Encyclopedia of Magic Spells"
**[00:45] ---**
--Does such a thing exist?!
**[00:46] ---**
--Kotomi-*chan*, can you read on
the bus and not get sick?
--Does such a thing exist?!
**[00:48] ---**
--Kotomi-*chan*, can you read on
the bus and not get sick?
--Make an X with your fingers in front of your lips
**[00:51] ---**
--So happy to be with my books...
--and chant "Wob niaron" 30,000 times.
**[00:53] ---**
--So happy to be with my books...
--Sounds like a lot.
**[00:54] ---**
Ichinose-*san*, why don't you
try the magic spell too?
**[00:57] ---**
--Maybe I should try, too.
--Wob niaron... Wob niaron...
--Wob niaron, Wob niaron.
**[00:59] ---**
--Are you sure you want to do this?
--Wob niaron... Wob niaron...
--Wob niaron, Wob niaron.
**[01:01] ---**
It's Yurippe's plan. We have no choice.
**[01:03] ---**
I'll do anything for Otonashi-*san*!
**[01:06] ---**
Iwasawa-*san*, do you want to sing karaoke?
**[01:09] ---**
If there's a place for me to sing,
I'll sing. That's all.
**[01:12] ---**
You guys, we're on mission.
**[01:15] ---**
"Kanon Group - Rewrite Group | Car 2"
"Afterlife Battlefront"
**[01:18] ---**
♪ I will not say "thank you" ♪
**[01:28] ---**
--♪ I'll tuck it away forever ♪
**[01:36] ---**
--I put Lucia and Chihaya's
idol song in the queue!
--♪ I'll tuck it away forever ♪
**[01:38] ---**
--I put Lucia and Chihaya's
idol song in the queue!
--♪ "Farewell" will quietly descend ♪
**[01:39] ---**
--What?! Are you trying to humiliate me?!
--♪ "Farewell" will quietly descend ♪
**[01:42] ---**
--Why not? Let's sing.
Sakuya, I need a costume.
--♪ "Farewell" will quietly descend ♪
**[01:47] ---**
--Understood. It will be
ready in three minutes.
--♪ "Farewell" will quietly descend ♪
**[01:48] ---**
--Understood. It will be
ready in three minutes.
--♪ After an unblemished dream ♪
**[01:50] ---**
--If terrorists hijack the bus, first
I'll throw this coffee in their eyes...
--♪ After an unblemished dream ♪
**[01:54] ---**
--What a bunch of complacent idiots.
--♪ After an unblemished dream ♪
**[01:56] ---**
--Making a whole busload of students
go missing to bring out a god.
--♪ In both hands, I'll always... ♪
**[02:00] ---**
--What a truly diabolical person.
--♪ In both hands, I'll always... ♪
**[02:03] ---**
Driving a bus reminds me...
**[02:05] ---**
I've been stabbed before, haven't I?
**[02:09] ---**
--Wob niaron... Wob niaron...
--Wob niaron, Wob niaron...
**[02:10] ---**
Akio-*san*, don't worry.
**[02:12] ---**
You told me you'll always be
by my side, and to not worry.
**[02:17] ---**
Sanae...
**[02:18] ---**
Akio-*san*...
**[02:21] ---**
Wafu! Is this an accident?!
**[02:23] ---**
--Noumi-*san*?!
--What's going on?!
**[02:25] ---**
What's wrong with everyone?!
**[02:27] ---**
Haruchin ultra pinch!
**[02:29] ---**
Kengo! Protect Rin!
**[02:32] ---**
Rin, this way! Kyousuke, give me a hand!
**[02:34] ---**
Calm down, all of you.
**[02:36] ---**
At times like this,
we should play baseball!
**[02:41] ---**
I'm not sure what's going on,
but this is our chance!
**[02:43] ---**
--Let's stop this bus! Huh? Otonashi?
--Tunnels...
**[02:46] ---**
Collapsing... Trapped... Hatsune!
**[02:51] ---**
What's wrong with the bus in front?
**[02:54] ---**
Yurippe!
**[02:55] ---**
Put your hands up!
We the SSS now take control of--
**[03:00] ---**
Come on, don't be naughty.
**[03:02] ---**
What were you trying to do
with such dangerous toys?
**[03:05] ---**
Wow, Nishikujou-*sensei* is scary.
**[03:11] ---**
"For Mom"
**[03:13] ---**
Stay in your seats until
we get to our destination.
**[03:19] ---**
Wh-What's with these guys?!
**[03:23] ---**
**[03:25] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Fumio"
# E17 - The Beach, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ7ZX8/the-beach-etc)
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Sneak sneak sneak.
**[00:10] ---**
--So hot.
--My body. My body.
**[00:12] ---**
Brace yourself!
**[00:17] ---**
Let us out!
**[00:25] ---**
"The Beach, Etc."
**[00:25] ---**
Haruka!
**[00:27] ---**
Got it!
**[00:28] ---**
Haru-chin dangerous attack!
**[00:32] ---**
Nice, Ryou!
**[00:34] ---**
Eat this!
**[00:36] ---**
Haru-chin, ultimate guard!
**[00:40] ---**
Hey, Shiorin,
this "Twins Beach Volleyball" is scary.
**[00:45] ---**
Calm down Miyukichi!
**[00:46] ---**
They might be this way,
but they're still our senpais.
**[00:48] ---**
There must be something else
that justifies their high popularity!
**[00:53] ---**
Haruka is relying on me... I'm so happy!
**[00:57] ---**
They're messed up in the head!
**[00:59] ---**
"Kamio"
**[01:01] ---**
Fried noodle set, ready!
**[01:09] ---**
Mai, do you like it?
**[01:11] ---**
I don't object.
**[01:14] ---**
Tunnels...
**[01:16] ---**
Hatsune!
**[01:17] ---**
Oh, Otonashi-*san* is on my lap!
**[01:22] ---**
--It's nonsense to cause
a ruckus in such hot sunlight.
--Would you like one, too?
**[01:26] ---**
Quite energetic, these kids are.
**[01:28] ---**
But...
**[01:30] ---**
There!
**[01:32] ---**
Here!
**[01:33] ---**
It's a good sight.
**[01:44] ---**
Yes!
**[01:45] ---**
Marvelous!
**[01:47] ---**
This day is finally here!
**[01:49] ---**
Time to avenge our defeat from episode 4!
**[01:52] ---**
*The sea was blue into the far distance*
**[01:59] ---**
Dammit!
**[02:01] ---**
Why did they have to choose this song?!
**[02:03] ---**
Goal! I want to cross the goal line!
**[02:06] ---**
Stop this song already!
**[02:07] ---**
*The seaway--*
**[02:08] ---**
It's beach day,
time for some muscle swimming!
**[02:11] ---**
I'll accompany you.
My sharpened fangs will split the seas.
**[02:15] ---**
Let me join.
**[02:27] ---**
Wafu...
**[02:28] ---**
What are we lacking?
**[02:31] ---**
Are breasts that important?
**[02:40] ---**
*Mapo* tofu under the blue sky.
**[02:45] ---**
Delicious.
**[02:49] ---**
Wafu!
**[02:49] ---**
I don't accept this!
**[02:55] ---**
Seems like they had a good trip.
**[02:57] ---**
Yes.
**[02:58] ---**
"Kanon Group - Rewrite Group | Car 2"
"Afterlife Battlefront"
**[02:59] ---**
They seem to be enjoying student life.
**[03:02] ---**
Did you capture any good memories?
**[03:04] ---**
Oh, uh, wait...!
**[03:06] ---**
Seems like you shot some fun photos.
**[03:11] ---**
Wait, why are you readying your weapon?!
**[03:17] ---**
*I've always been walking alone*
**[03:18] ---**
How shallow.
**[03:19] ---**
Seriously?! Is this a god's doing, too?!
**[03:23] ---**
**[03:25] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Koharu Sakura"
# E18 - Music Festival, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU858EN/music-festival-etc)
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Thanks for waiting,
friends of the academy...
**[00:05] ---**
It's time for "Operation:
KAGINADO Music Festival"!
**[00:08] ---**
Yay!
**[00:10] ---**
Hey! Yuri!
**[00:12] ---**
What kind of operation is this?!
**[00:14] ---**
Rock you!
**[00:16] ---**
Music is the emblem of rebellion.
**[00:19] ---**
When the roaring beats disrupt order,
a god will certainly appear.
**[00:24] ---**
Uh, right.
**[00:26] ---**
Let's make a legend!
**[00:35] ---**
"Music Festival, Etc."
**[00:35] ---**
Round 1, rap battle!
**[00:38] ---**
Yo-Shi-No!
**[00:39] ---**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[00:40] ---**
Versus MC Sunohara!
**[00:42] ---**
Yo! Yo!
**[00:43] ---**
Ready, fight!
**[00:46] ---**
* You're a weakling chicken boy!*
* Imma give you a lickin', it'll be a joy!*
**[00:49] ---**
*End this duel right here right now!*
**[00:51] ---**
*On the bed, in the hospital!*
**[00:51] ---**
"On the bed in the hospital"
**[00:53] ---**
* Pitch-black wings*
* in the darkness flap bend!*
**[00:56] ---**
*Take this, go home, this is the end!*
**[01:01] ---**
* Double-hand chop*
* to your head here it comes!*
**[01:04] ---**
* Our class president deals martial arts*
* blows! I've survived her aerial combos!*
**[01:08] ---**
* Cowards can show a dramatic scene!*
* I won't let my sister Mei cry!*
**[01:11] ---**
*Let it rip, this thing is over!*
**[01:13] ---**
*Hittin' you with a toilet seat cover!*
**[01:14] ---**
"MC Sunohara"
**[01:15] ---**
"MC Sunohara"
**[01:17] ---**
"Winner:
Yo-Shi-No"
**[01:19] ---**
Thanks to you!
**[01:21] ---**
Hmph.
**[01:23] ---**
Next match, idol face-off!
**[01:27] ---**
*We held hands, tight tight*
**[01:31] ---**
*And kissed cheeks, smooch smooch*
**[01:39] ---**
*Magic bursts out from my lips*
**[01:45] ---**
*With this gentle excitement*
**[01:48] ---**
*Happiness is already here*
**[01:54] ---**
"Winner:
Luchihaya"
**[01:55] ---**
1 vs 2 is not fair!
**[01:57] ---**
Next is the battle of the bands!
**[01:59] ---**
The special band assembled
to compete in this event is...
**[02:03] ---**
Let's band together. We are...
**[02:06] ---**
...the "Little Busters"!
**[02:08] ---**
*Fly high, high into the sky*
**[02:10] ---**
*Kick high, raise your voice high*
**[02:14] ---**
*Reach past that day you lost heart*
**[02:19] ---**
Versus, the main feature of this event!
**[02:23] ---**
Girls Dead Monster!
**[02:32] ---**
* The day ends as I seek*
* a release for my irritation*
**[02:44] ---**
"Winner:
Girls Dead Monster"
**[02:45] ---**
Don't go, Iwasawa!
**[02:48] ---**
We've reached the climax
of our excitement!
**[02:50] ---**
The final match is...
**[02:51] ---**
Battle of the legends!
**[02:54] ---**
Yusuke Yoshino, legendary rocker!
**[02:57] ---**
Kids, this is the only gift
I can give you.
**[03:01] ---**
Please listen to this
shapeless gift, a memory.
**[03:06] ---**
"LOVE & SPANNER."
**[03:08] ---**
One, two, three, four!
**[03:13] ---**
A blackout?!
**[03:14] ---**
Someone stormed the stage.
**[03:16] ---**
What? Does that mean...
**[03:18] ---**
There's no doubt, it's a god!
**[03:21] ---**
This melody, is it...?
**[03:22] ---**
It definitely is!
**[03:24] ---**
* A legend appears from*
* a different dimension...*
**[03:28] ---**
The Crystal Voice Singer!
**[03:55] ---**
*And kissed cheeks, smooch smooch*
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Naru Nanao"
**[04:00] ---**
**[04:02] ---**
# E19 - The Strongest, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2324M/the-strongest-etc)
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Even the weak can be noble.
**[00:04] ---**
But only the strong can be winners.
**[00:06] ---**
So who among you are the strongest?!
**[00:17] ---**
"The Strongest, Etc."
**[00:18] ---**
And so begins the Key 1 Grand Prix!
**[00:21] ---**
In order to take home
the title of "strongest,"
**[00:22] ---**
a champion has been chosen
from each group to represent them
**[00:25] ---**
and are waiting for the moment of battle.
**[00:27] ---**
"Announcer Seats"
**[00:27] ---**
This event is presented by me, Ooyama...
**[00:29] ---**
...and Sakura Kashima, honorary
chairperson of Martel Japan.
**[00:33] ---**
We also have guests!
**[00:34] ---**
"Guest Seats"
**[00:36] ---**
Coffee consumed while observing
human conflict tastes the best.
**[00:40] ---**
Yummy.
***SIGN*** "Mai Kawasumi, Demon Slayer Fencer from the Snowy Lands vs Chihaya Ohtori, Gaia's Most Powerful Familiar Master"
**[00:45] ---**
Begin!
**[00:48] ---**
Sakuya!
**[00:54] ---**
I am a demon slayer.
**[00:57] ---**
Mai Kawasumi specializes
in slaying demons.
**[01:00] ---**
Sakuya Ohtori has no chance.
**[01:02] ---**
The strongest character is
downed by crazy reasoning!
**[01:05] ---**
Winner: Mai Kawasumi!
***SIGN*** "Kannabi-no-Mikoto, the Last of the Winged Race vs Kengo Miyazawa, who once fell off a rooftop"
**[01:11] ---**
Begin!
**[01:12] ---**
Little Busters Sword!
**[01:16] ---**
Slip...
**[01:22] ---**
Sir Ryuya, Lady Kanna is flying!
**[01:25] ---**
Kanna! Fly higher! Higher!
**[01:28] ---**
--Halt!
--Huh?
**[01:30] ---**
Kannabi-no-Mikoto!
**[01:31] ---**
You are disqualified
for violating public decency!
**[01:33] ---**
What?!
**[01:34] ---**
But my big moment was just coming up!
**[01:38] ---**
Oh no! Contestant Miyazawa
was knocked out too!
**[01:40] ---**
The stimulus was too strong
for a boy who only knows kendo.
**[01:45] ---**
Looks like there are other students
in the crowd as innocent as him!
**[01:48] ---**
Keep it PG, people!
***SIGN*** "Kotomi Ichinose, Girl Genius vs Godan Matsushita, Martial Arts Instructor at the Afterlife Battlefront"
**[01:53] ---**
Next up is Godan Matsushita,
a suspected pedophile,
**[01:56] ---**
facing off against Kotomi Ichinose...
**[01:57] ---**
Why did the *CLANNAD* people
choose her? It's a mystery!
**[02:01] ---**
Begin!
**[02:02] ---**
Bring it on!
**[02:06] ---**
"Earplugs"
**[02:15] ---**
Bliss...
**[02:16] ---**
"Earplugs"
**[02:16] ---**
Contestant Ichinose deploys
a weapon of mass destruction!
**[02:19] ---**
She might indeed be the strongest!
**[02:24] ---**
Guard Skill: Harmonics.
**[02:29] ---**
Harmonics, Harmonics,
Harmonics, Harmonics...
**[02:38] ---**
Guard Skill: Howling.
**[02:44] ---**
Unexpectedly, Angel jumps into the fray!
**[02:45] ---**
Is this to avenge her *Mapo*?
She is the strongest after all!
**[02:49] ---**
Now is the right time.
**[02:51] ---**
Martel Choir, sing praise!
**[02:57] ---**
This song...
**[02:58] ---**
I shall prove here that
salvation is the strongest.
**[03:02] ---**
Howling.
**[03:04] ---**
We fail... again.
**[03:12] ---**
"First Key 1 Champion"
**[03:16] ---**
A hollow victory.
Force cannot protect *Mapo*.
**[03:20] ---**
**[03:22] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Takuya Fujima"
# E20 - Heroines, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN5ND9/heroines-etc)
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**[00:01] ---**
The main heroines.
**[00:02] ---**
They are always forced to endure
the harshest fates by the main story.
**[00:08] ---**
But there is one time when they
are allowed to be just regular girls.
**[00:13] ---**
That is... the pajama party!
**[00:16] ---**
"Kaginado Dormitory"
**[00:17] ---**
Yes, the secret garden!
**[00:26] ---**
"Heroines, Etc."
**[00:27] ---**
Whoops, too bad!
**[00:30] ---**
You picked the wrong one!
**[00:32] ---**
You thought I was the main heroine?
**[00:35] ---**
So did I, at one point in time.
**[00:38] ---**
"Rice crackers" "Tea"
**[00:38] ---**
When the title was announced, anyone
with eyes could tell I was the main.
**[00:42] ---**
I even had a full-page ad
in the newspaper!
**[00:46] ---**
I'd had my eyes on him since second-year.
**[00:48] ---**
I thought Rin would be easy,
since she's a "childhood friend" trope.
**[00:55] ---**
Then Akiko-*san* said "Okay" in one second.
**[00:59] ---**
That's how I was able to live
with Yuichi-*kun* for a while.
**[01:02] ---**
I lived with him for a while
after graduation, in an apartment.
**[01:08] ---**
I lived with Yukito-*san* for a while, too.
**[01:11] ---**
I lived in a dorm, so it felt like
I always lived with everyone.
**[01:16] ---**
I was in a dorm, too.
**[01:18] ---**
It appears that humans live
together to deepen bonds.
**[01:26] ---**
Too bad!
**[01:28] ---**
I am the original bona fide
"daughter of the family he lodges with"!
**[01:37] ---**
Ayu-*san*, you met Yuichi-*san*
at a very young age, right?
**[01:41] ---**
Yes, I was crying, and he bought me
*taiyaki* and spent time with me.
**[01:46] ---**
"Gao gao"
"Stegosaurus"
**[01:47] ---**
So you're like childhood friends.
**[01:49] ---**
That's great!
**[01:50] ---**
I don't know what Tomoya-*kun* was
like when he was younger. I'm jealous.
**[01:56] ---**
I encountered Kotarou Tennoji
soon after being born,
**[02:00] ---**
then proceeded to slice off his right arm.
**[02:04] ---**
I stabbed him in the chest.
**[02:06] ---**
The two of you have first encounter
episodes that are a little sensational.
**[02:08] ---**
I knew Kotarou-*kun* from a young age, too!
**[02:15] ---**
I see it now... If only I had blown off
Otonashi-*kun*'s head with a rifle...
**[02:20] ---**
If only I had shown more panties...
**[02:22] ---**
That said, you all faced
extremely harsh ordeals.
**[02:27] ---**
Yes, I was like, half dead.
**[02:32] ---**
I crossed the goal line.
**[02:33] ---**
I also died.
**[02:36] ---**
I thanked Yuzuru for the heart he gave me,
**[02:39] ---**
then disappeared in his arms.
**[02:42] ---**
I forced Kotarou to kill me
for the sake of humanity.
**[02:49] ---**
But it was ultimately
a happy ending, so I'm glad!
**[02:53] ---**
Yes!
**[02:54] ---**
Right, indeed!
**[02:56] ---**
By the way...
**[02:57] ---**
Why am I here? This is a
"heroine" pajama party, right?
**[03:03] ---**
Riki Naoe, aren't you a heroine?
**[03:05] ---**
I'm not!
**[03:07] ---**
More importantly, I am very
interested in human reproduction.
**[03:12] ---**
I'll excuse myself!
**[03:16] ---**
Riki Naoe, the Key human
that reproduced most often.
**[03:21] ---**
I demand information.
**[03:25] ---**
Interesting.
**[03:26] ---**
Pitter patter.
**[03:27] ---**
Gao gao.
**[03:31] ---**
Give me a break!
**[03:35] ---**
"A few days later..."
**[03:37] ---**
Comrade N, what's wrong?
**[03:40] ---**
There's just one thing
I want to say to everyone.
**[03:44] ---**
What happened...?
**[03:47] ---**
"Furukawa Bread"
**[03:47] ---**
The secret garden...
**[03:50] ---**
...is only beautiful
if the secret is kept!
**[03:52] ---**
"22nd Protagonist Convention"
**[03:53] ---**
"Now Over"
**[03:53] ---**
**[03:54] ---**
"Illustration by Yuki Takano"
**[03:55] ---**
# E21 - The Student Council President Is a God, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ4ZXG/the-student-council-president-is-a-god-etc)
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**[00:00] ---**
This is Inoue from
the school newspaper club.
**[00:02] ---**
Today, I'll be talking to the
legendary student council president
**[00:05] ---**
who once got all the students come
to school on time every day for a week:
**[00:08] ---**
Misae Sagara.
**[00:12] ---**
All I did was stand in
front of everyone and say,
**[00:13] ---**
"Let's do our best for the next week."
**[00:16] ---**
With my fist raised in the air!
**[00:19] ---**
You see?
**[00:20] ---**
I see, a reign of terror.
**[00:23] ---**
So, to you, what is the true meaning
of the "student council president"?
**[00:25] ---**
A god, I think.
**[00:28] ---**
I get it, she's just a tyrant.
**[00:35] ---**
"The Student Council
President Is a God, Etc."
**[00:36] ---**
"The Student Council
President Is a God, Etc."
"Vote for Midou!!"
**[00:37] ---**
"The Student Council
President Is a God, Etc."
**[00:40] ---**
Attempting to draw out a god by
getting their attention is too roundabout!
**[00:41] ---**
"11% used out of 4GB"
"Folder Scan"
**[00:42] ---**
I'll just become the student council
president, a type of god,
**[00:45] ---**
and destroy this world myself!
**[00:47] ---**
Nice, Yurippe!
**[00:49] ---**
All brawn no brains.
**[00:51] ---**
We're mostly a group of idiots.
**[00:54] ---**
Wait, what's with the low attendance rate?
**[00:57] ---**
I will support you.
**[00:59] ---**
Oh, that's because...
**[01:01] ---**
Once I become president, even the most
bland "best friend" trope characters
**[01:01] ---**
"Kitagawa"
**[01:05] ---**
will be able to live
with pride in this school!
**[01:06] ---**
Even bland people can live a happy life!
**[01:09] ---**
I'd rather be bland than be called
"a foil" or "interchangeable with Noda"!
**[01:13] ---**
We love being bland!
**[01:15] ---**
"Bland Personality"
**[01:16] ---**
I believe the student council president
should be an ordinary person.
**[01:20] ---**
Which means she, the most commonsensical
person in all of the Key franchises,
**[01:21] ---**
"Tohno"
**[01:23] ---**
is most suitable!
**[01:25] ---**
I am Minagi Tohno.
I will do my best for this school.
**[01:29] ---**
Bow.
**[01:31] ---**
Thank you for your support.
**[01:34] ---**
Here is the meat udon
lunch ticket that I promised.
**[01:35] ---**
"Meat udon - 300 Yen"
"Kaginado Academy Cafeteria"
"Food Court"
**[01:38] ---**
And here is a rice coupon.
**[01:38] ---**
"Rice Coupon"
**[01:40] ---**
Thank you.
**[01:44] ---**
Glasses represent intelligence.
**[01:46] ---**
Therefore, the student council
president must wear glasses!
**[01:49] ---**
"Sakagami"
**[01:49] ---**
Now!
**[01:51] ---**
Now is the time for you to wear glasses!
**[01:53] ---**
If that's what it takes
to become president,
**[01:55] ---**
then I will unleash this alternate form!
**[01:57] ---**
The one and only
existence in all of Key...
**[02:00] ---**
The Bespectacled Heroine!
**[02:01] ---**
"Midou"
**[02:02] ---**
When I win this election--
**[02:03] ---**
W-We vow!
**[02:05] ---**
When we become president,
we will rid this school of inequality!
**[02:07] ---**
"Noumi"
**[02:08] ---**
Every student should be allowed to shine,
no matter what their breast size!
**[02:10] ---**
"Sasasegawa"
**[02:13] ---**
I'll drop out of the race
and support these girls!
**[02:16] ---**
Because I like flat chests!
**[02:20] ---**
Die, scum!
**[02:26] ---**
Don't assume flat chests
stay flat forever!
**[02:28] ---**
We all have...
**[02:30] ---**
...a future!
**[02:33] ---**
How is everyone getting along so well?
**[02:36] ---**
After all, they've all spent time
together, pulling stunts and whatnot.
**[02:36] ---**
"Are you really Sunohara?"
**[02:41] ---**
After all those experiences,
it's only natural that they get closer.
**[02:45] ---**
Wait, a lot of the images shown
here weren't part of the anime at all.
**[02:50] ---**
I can't believe they've
all been so corrupted...
**[02:53] ---**
I really have no choice
but to destroy this world!
**[02:55] ---**
Hey, Yurippe!
**[02:57] ---**
I came up with another new act,
let me know what you think.
**[03:00] ---**
Yuri, let's go test-fire the new weapon
that Cha-*san* developed!!
**[03:03] ---**
Both of you can wait!
**[03:05] ---**
There, there. Please calm down, Yuri-*san*.
**[03:07] ---**
Oh, thanks.
**[03:10] ---**
Yukine's coffee is so relaxing!
**[03:13] ---**
You may be "corrupted" too.
**[03:15] ---**
Now, Takeyama-*kun*! You're up!
**[03:17] ---**
My plan is perfect.
**[03:18] ---**
Also, please call me--
**[03:19] ---**
The student council elections arc
continues to the next episode!
**[03:22] ---**
"To be continued"
**[03:22] ---**
**[03:24] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Yu Akinashi"
# E22 - Confusion in the Student Council Presidential Election, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4X4M0/confusion-in-the-student-council-presidential-election-etc)
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**[00:03] ---**
"Noumi" "Sakagami" "Kirishima" "Tohno"
**[00:06] ---**
I am Kaori Misaka.
**[00:06] ---**
"Kitagawa"
**[00:08] ---**
I'm running so that
I can teach Kitagawa-*kun*
**[00:11] ---**
that miracles don't happen easily.
**[00:14] ---**
Hey, Kaori-*san*?! Why do you always
try to one-up me, and only me?!
**[00:14] ---**
"Misaka" "Fight On Kaori"
**[00:18] ---**
As you can tell from my story route,
**[00:20] ---**
my sister can be a bit quirky in
how she expresses affection.
**[00:24] ---**
Everyone, Kanorin believes becoming
president will allow her to use magic.
**[00:29] ---**
Isn't that so adorable?
Vote for my sister Kanorin!
**[00:32] ---**
What?! I don't believe that!
**[00:33] ---**
"Kirishima"
**[00:34] ---**
Also, don't put me up as a
candidate without telling me!
**[00:37] ---**
"Fuko"
**[00:37] ---**
I don't really know what a
"student council president" is,
**[00:40] ---**
but I am a starfish president!
**[00:42] ---**
Fu-*chan*!
**[00:43] ---**
At last, I make my first appearance!
**[00:43] ---**
"Nishizono"
**[00:46] ---**
I am Midori, not Mio!
**[00:48] ---**
I thought now would be a good time
to rule over the school openly.
**[00:48] ---**
"Senri"
**[00:51] ---**
Oh, I'm Akane Senri.
**[00:53] ---**
Yay, yay.
**[00:54] ---**
"Sunohara"
**[00:54] ---**
I'm Mei Sunohara! I'll run because I can!
**[00:57] ---**
For student council president,
**[00:59] ---**
and a toilet seat cover!
**[01:01] ---**
Whoever taught my sister that
dumb joke, come out here now!
**[01:04] ---**
Riki!
**[01:04] ---**
"I love Riki"
**[01:07] ---**
When did the number of
candidates blow up like this?
**[01:09] ---**
We're nearing the final episode.
**[01:11] ---**
Those characters that haven't had much
airtime are here to leave a mark.
**[01:13] ---**
They're classic no-hope candidates.
**[01:15] ---**
Phrasing!
**[01:17] ---**
Hey, what about her,
the one in your group?
**[01:20] ---**
Yuri is...
**[01:21] ---**
"Self-Examination Room"
**[01:30] ---**
"Confusion in the Student Council
Presidential Election, Etc."
**[01:31] ---**
How did I fail?
**[01:33] ---**
That was a perfect plan...
**[01:36] ---**
Now, Takeyama-*kun*!
**[01:37] ---**
Show me your hacking skills!
**[01:38] ---**
It will be no trouble.
**[01:40] ---**
Also, please call me Chr--
**[01:41] ---**
Tamper with the data to give us an edge!
**[01:46] ---**
"Morals"
**[01:46] ---**
The public morals committee
does not allow cheating!
**[01:49] ---**
Our informant was right!
**[01:50] ---**
We're sending you to
the self-examination room!
**[01:52] ---**
What--
**[01:53] ---**
How did you find out?!
**[01:56] ---**
I will remove all obstacles.
**[01:57] ---**
Yes, I will become the student council
president, a type of god,
**[02:01] ---**
and then Otonashi-*san* and I will become
the Adam and Eve of a new world!
**[02:09] ---**
Yuzuru Guard Skill: Thieving Cat Eraser.
**[02:14] ---**
"Note: Yuri is pretty clueless, and
honestly doesn't realize she was betrayed."
**[02:15] ---**
There couldn't have been
any issues with my plan...!
**[02:17] ---**
But I won't lose!
**[02:19] ---**
In order to take revenge against
that god, I will endure any hardship!
**[02:23] ---**
I get it.
**[02:24] ---**
I can endure the self-examination
room for *taiyaki*.
**[02:28] ---**
Don't equate my goal with *taiyaki*!
**[02:29] ---**
By the way, how are you so confident?
**[02:33] ---**
I come here weekly.
**[02:34] ---**
A regular?!
**[02:37] ---**
Yuri Nakamura, you're getting released.
**[02:39] ---**
What about me?!
**[02:41] ---**
There's a difference between
a regular offender and a first-timer.
**[02:43] ---**
Ugu...
**[02:47] ---**
"Principal's Office"
**[02:47] ---**
I'm back!
**[02:48] ---**
Now finally I can make
a plan to get elected...
**[02:53] ---**
Otonashi-*kun*, Noda-*kun*, Yusa-*san*...?
**[03:00] ---**
Guys...
**[03:01] ---**
We're here to help, comrade Yuri!
**[03:03] ---**
"Key"
**[03:03] ---**
I know that voice!
**[03:05] ---**
You want to be president, right?
**[03:07] ---**
We'll help you.
**[03:10] ---**
Because we're basically family.
**[03:14] ---**
Yes, we are--
**[03:16] ---**
"The Loser Heroine Gang"
**[03:16] ---**
The Loser Heroine Gang!
**[03:19] ---**
How terrible...
**[03:20] ---**
Don't do it if it makes you sad...
**[03:21] ---**
"To be continued"
**[03:23] ---**
**[03:25] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Ayumi Takato"
# E23 - Cast My Vote for You, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE1E51/cast-my-vote-for-you-etc)
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**[00:00] ---**
The student council president has
godlike powers in school-based stories.
**[00:04] ---**
I wanted to become the president,
**[00:06] ---**
so I could destroy this world that kind of
seems like it was built by a god I hate.
**[00:10] ---**
But I failed.
**[00:11] ---**
But just when I thought
all hope was lost...
**[00:14] ---**
Yes, we are...
**[00:16] ---**
"Again! The Loser Heroine Gang"
**[00:16] ---**
...the Loser Heroine Gang!
**[00:18] ---**
"Key"
**[00:19] ---**
Maybe all hope is lost.
**[00:27] ---**
You say you "came to help,"
**[00:27] ---**
"Cast My Vote for You, Etc."
**[00:29] ---**
but do you know what my goal is?
**[00:31] ---**
You want to destroy this world, right?
**[00:33] ---**
Well, yeah, but aren't you
treating that a bit too lightly?
**[00:36] ---**
I mean, a world where
I'm not the main heroine?
**[00:38] ---**
I sometimes want to destroy it, too.
**[00:40] ---**
You know, where I come from,
we kinda got used to world devastation.
**[00:44] ---**
I sense a bottomless
darkness of some sort...
**[00:47] ---**
So, Yuri, if you really want to,
we can help.
**[00:50] ---**
But for real, do you?
**[00:51] ---**
For real? Well...
**[00:54] ---**
I like this world.
**[00:56] ---**
Yeah, we can meet and play
with lots of different people.
**[01:00] ---**
But that's only because this
is a fake world built by a god--
**[01:03] ---**
Let's assume that's true.
**[01:06] ---**
Even still, the miraculously
fun times we've spent together
**[01:10] ---**
are neither lies nor fake.
**[01:12] ---**
"President"
**[01:14] ---**
So I ask again: For real?
**[01:19] ---**
In this world,
**[01:20] ---**
everyone can spend
every day laughing like idiots.
**[01:24] ---**
The world is obviously
too comfortable to be real.
**[01:27] ---**
Full of lies, forced on us
by a stupid god...
**[01:31] ---**
Full of lies...
**[01:32] ---**
Fine! I admit it!
**[01:36] ---**
I've enjoyed it, too!
**[01:39] ---**
Hey, you're back.
**[01:41] ---**
We rounded up the backstabbers.
**[01:42] ---**
Please, I can explain.
**[01:48] ---**
It's fine. Everyone just do as you like.
**[01:52] ---**
I'll do as I like, too.
**[01:54] ---**
In order to make this world even more fun,
**[01:56] ---**
I'm seriously going to be
student council president!
**[02:00] ---**
"Nakamura"
**[02:01] ---**
"Kitagawa" "Misaka"
**[02:03] ---**
"Senri"
"Tohno"
**[02:04] ---**
"Riki!"
"Naoe"
***SIGN*** "Student Council Presidential Election Poster Board: Tomoyo Sakagami, Minagi Tohno, Jun Kitagawa, Kaori Misaka, Kudryavka Noumi, Sasami Sasasegawa, Akio Furukawa, Botan, Akane Senri, Mei Sunohara"
**[02:10] ---**
"Kaginado Academy Student Council
Presidential Election Vote Count"
**[02:12] ---**
I don't even know who's running anymore.
**[02:15] ---**
The list grew even larger after that.
**[02:17] ---**
You seem calm, Yuri.
**[02:19] ---**
Yes. I did everything I needed to do.
I have no regrets. Thanks.
**[02:23] ---**
Yurippe!
**[02:24] ---**
Stop calling me Yurippe!
**[02:25] ---**
Vote counting is finished!
**[02:28] ---**
The final results are...
**[02:30] ---**
Gulp...!
**[02:32] ---**
Every candidate got
the same number of votes!
**[02:35] ---**
Huh?
**[02:36] ---**
"Huh?"
**[02:37] ---**
That's right, not a single
vote greater or fewer.
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But what about my determination
and conviction and stuff?!
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What can I say?
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I guess if there were even
one person who hasn't voted yet...
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Ugu, I've finally been released.
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Gasp...!
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What?
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Hey, Ayu, did you vote?
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Come on, Yuichi-*kun*.
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I was stuck in the usual
self-examination room until just now.
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Of course I couldn't vote!
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Um?
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Get ready!
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Noooooo!
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Get back here!
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"Rakuichi Street"
"Takenaka Liquor"
"Tabaco, Alcohol, Sundries"
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"Shiratori"
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Come on! Please, I beg you,
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please forget about me!
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KAGINADO!
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"The End"
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Not okay.
There's actually one more episode.
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"Illustration by Eriko Haga"
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# E24 - The Shape of a Miracle... Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQPQJG/the-shape-of-a-miracle-etc)
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"The Shape of a Miracle... Etc."
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It's been a while since the last time
I walked to school so calmly...
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Wait, have I ever?!
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He finally noticed...
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A lot happened. I mean, seriously.
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Well, now that the new student council
president's new regime is starting,
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things should calm down a little.
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Compared to the chaos
that was the elections,
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I'm sure anything would feel calm...
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By the way, did Tsukimiya-*san* end up okay?
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Ugu... I will never eat
*taiyaki* without paying again!
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Those were her words.
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She's matured so much.
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That's not an achievement! It's normal!
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His bar got set in a really weird place.
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"Normal," eh?
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What is this world, really?
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It's a convenient world where anything
could happen and be treated as normal...
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That said, Yuri seems to
have gotten used to it already.
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I'm not complaining. I'm enjoying this.
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That's why I'm a little worried.
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What's going to happen from here on?
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Idiot. We can't know that.
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All we can say for sure is...
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Hey, Yuichi-*kun*!
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Yukito-*san*!
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Tomoya-*kun*!
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Riki!
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Kotarou.
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Yuzuru.
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Today is going to be another
day full of stupid fun. That's all.
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Kunisaki-*san*...
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It's coming... It's coming...
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It's coming!
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Yahoo! Kunisaki is the best!
Kunisaki is the best!
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I'm feeling it! This is coming!
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Thanks for wrapping this up nicely,
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but why are you walking to school with us?
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You're an adult, aren't you?
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Will you please read the
room just this one time?!
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Here we conclude our special presentation.
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Thank you for watching until the very end.
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"Yumemi Hoshino"
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Um, um, it was funny.
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Yes.
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It was fun.
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--Yes.
--I love it.
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Yes! Hmm?
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Is it over?
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No.
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The story continues as long as someone,
somewhere, loves that world.
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That miracle will
retain its shape forever.
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Yeah.
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--Ushio.
--Shio-*chan*.
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Dad! Mom!
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Bye-bye, see you.
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Yes, see you in the next presentation.
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Looks like the special
presentation was a success.
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Good work, Yumemi.
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Yes!
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All right, let's make sure Miss Jena is
ready for the next special presentation.
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In that case, I will clean Miss Jena up!
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"Now Showing"
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