# Season 2
# E13 - Before the Second Half Begins, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN4NGN/before-the-second-half-begins-etc)
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That's why we're going to destroy it all!
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We'll destroy this world,
made by a stupid god!
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"Before the Second Half Begins, Etc."
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What's going on here?
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Right about now, you must be thinking,
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"Introducing new characters was
the logical kickoff to the next plot arc,
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so why do that and
then suddenly cut to this scene?"
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You all were invited here for one reason.
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That is...
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Gulp.
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Out of all the people in
each of your original stories,
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you five appeared the most often
in the first half of this series!
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What?!
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Wait, is that really our fault?
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Besides, whenever I appeared,
terrible things happened to me!
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I feel bad for Naoe-*san*.
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I must take responsibility
and take him as my wife.
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But why is Hijiri...
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...with Sakura Kashima?
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Your youth torments you, Kotarou.
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This situation torments me
more than anything.
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The world is not fair.
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Weak vs. strong. Rich vs. poor.
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Able to appear on the show vs. unable to.
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That took a sudden turn
for the cheap, didn't it?!
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--And some poor souls appear,
but leave without uttering a line...
--Boo! Boo!
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But at least they got to show their faces!
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The most pitiable are those
who just had opening narration lines,
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but never got to show their faces!
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In other words, us...
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...the Four Heavenly Kings of Pitifulness!
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Do they know that makes no sense?
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Only a brave hero would tell them.
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You say "four,"
but there are only two of you.
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The hero is here?!
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Yes. There are actually
about three others...
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Tomoya...
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Misuzu...
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Kanna...
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They said seeing their kids live a
happy life is more than enough for them.
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What a lovely story...
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So there are five "Four Heavenly Kings"?
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The hero strikes again?!
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But again, this has nothing
to do with us, right?
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We resent you for getting so many scenes.
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We're venting our anger, yes.
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How do you call yourselves adults?!
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Wait, not to belabor
an already silly point,
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Sizuru appeared most often out
of the people in my story, not me.
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She appeared in 10 out of 12 episodes.
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She is beyond the reach of our jealousy.
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Yes, she is truly
the most powerful guardian.
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Yay.
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And she extends her lead with that "Yay."
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She's invincible...
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So, we're going to have you all refrain
from appearing any more times.
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It's simple. You just need to spend
about three months in this special zone,
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created using the full power of Gaia.
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You shall witness the might of
those at the pinnacle of pitifulness!
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What? You call that pitiful?
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Who's there?!
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I've been here since the beginning,
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but I suppose
I'm just that easy to ignore.
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You're... Hiiragi-*chan*?!
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Nishizono is detecting "BL" vibes!
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No wonder they appear more
often than Okazaki and Naoe.
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They're such useful comedic devices.
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Fourteen years.
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What?
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Fourteen years since
the first anime came out.
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I really kept believing
that one day, I'd be rewarded.
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People say, "I thought
he was a girl! I feel betrayed,"
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"Sunohara: In a nutshell, I... well..."
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"Sunohara: I think I might
be serious about that person."
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"Tomoya:
Well, congratulations, I suppose."
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or "Heroine-stealer,"
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"Ryou & Kappei: Thank you."
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or "I only followed his route
because I had to for the light orbs."
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And when I finally get
to make an appearance,
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it's in a side-story that has
no connection to the main plot.
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Funny, isn't it? Isn't it funny?
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It's okay, you can laugh.
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Our deepest apologies.
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The second half of the *KAGINADO* anime
begins in earnest next episode.
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Do I make an appearance?
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"Illustration by Tsunako"
"Yumemi Hoshino"
# E14 - Academy in the Afterlife, etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV0V2D/academy-in-the-afterlife-etc)
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**[00:00] ---**
That's why we're going to destroy it all!
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We'll destroy this world,
made by a stupid god!
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Seriously... Get on
with the story already!
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"Academy in the Afterlife, etc."
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Hey, hey, hey...
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I can't believe we're being blessed
with a visit from bona fide terrorists!
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Why are you happy?
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Destroy the world? What do you mean?
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That doesn't matter right now!
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Yeah, these folks are getting
in the way of our school carnival.
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Who the hell are they?!
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What was the point of
cross-dressing and posing?!
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"Miss Kaginado Contest"
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--The goal of our organization,
the Afterlife Battlefront,
--Hey, hey, hey! Looking good, Hinacchi-*senpai*!
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--is to retaliate against a god
who forced a ludicrous fate on us!
--Hey, hey, hey! Looking good, Hinacchi-*senpai*!
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Retaliate against a god...?
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--I'm Yuri, leader of the SSS.
--Come on, do a cool pose!
Let me get that from a lower angle.
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--This is Otonashi, comedy sidekick.
--Come on, do a cool pose!
Let me get that from a lower angle.
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--"Comedy sidekick"?!
--Enough already!
No! I yield, I yield!
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--We've infiltrated this school
to study this world!
--Enough already! No! I yield, I yield!
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"Are you really Sunohara?"
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That was you?!
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And I've come to a conclusion.
This world is way too convenient.
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Yes, this world must be an afterlife,
built by a god for some purpose!
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What?!
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How rude. We're not dead!
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Yes, I'm a traveling spirit!
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She admitted to being a spirit...
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Oh, but if Yuichi-*kun* didn't finish
my plotline, I might have died.
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Ooh, same.
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I died even after marrying Yuichi.
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Aizawa-*san*, you're the worst.
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You haven't died! I assure you!
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I "crossed the goal line" too.
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Does my thing count as death?
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In my case, I was never even born.
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I got shot by an arrow
when I unleashed my powers.
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We're from far in the past anyway.
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I died of an illness. Just once, though.
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Why are Key franchises
so full of dead people?!
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Well, we Little Busters
characters are technically all alive,
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thanks to Riki and Rin.
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Then maybe this isn't an afterlife!
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Wrong.
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Only an afterlife can be this convenient.
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--And only a god can make
a world like this!
--You're alive, not dead! Believe in yourselves!
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We're just regular students,
but we built a whole imaginary world
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--using only love, friendship,
desire, willpower, and muscle.
--Muscle! Muscle! Muscle!
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We have one girl who built countless
parallel worlds on her own.
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By the way, all but one of
those worlds were destroyed.
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Oh no, there's someone scarier than a god.
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Yurippe, trouble!
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What's wrong, Noda-*kun*?
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The plan was for all of you
to rise up when I gave the signal.
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We can't! Because they...
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Did you all get defeated?!
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"Shooting Gallery -- Sold Out"
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They're enjoying the school carnival!
***SIGN*** "Math Escape Room" "Entrance This Way" "Math Club"
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What?
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Only I was able
to resist the temptation...
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Evidence suggests otherwise.
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Don't think you've beaten us yet!
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"Miss Kaginado Contest"
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We won't accept this world *or* a god!
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Everyone, temporary retreat!
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I mean, change course!
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What was that...?
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"The next day"
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Our enemy is formidable.
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But we will destroy this false world
and complete our revenge.
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Operation: Start!
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"Illustration by kanibiimu"
# E15 - Mascots, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVPVQ7/mascots-etc)
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"Principal's Office"
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We're going to steal
"Relaxation" from this world.
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When people lose what their
hearts rely on, confusion will ensue.
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Surely a god will appear
to clean up the mess.
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Specifically, what do you
have in mind, Yurippe?
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This.
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It's a mascot hunt.
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Operation, start!
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"Mascots, etc."
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Stop!
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Nice chase!
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Hinacchi-*senpai*, you can go ahead
and leave empty-handed!
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Hey! That was our prey!
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That's bad. We have to find a new target.
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Don't worry Otonoashi-*san*,
your personal mascot is right here.
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Don't bully cats!
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Matsushita! I'll hold her off,
you go find the mascot!
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Got it!
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Wait! What are you doing to Dorji?!
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"Kojisho 9th Edition"
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Quite the guts you have,
trying to kidnap our pet!
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Fujimaki-*kun* was powerless
against the dictionary attack!
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Is there any way
he can recover from this?!
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--Here you go.
--Huh? Are you sure?
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I mean, this one doesn't even like me.
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Oh no!
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Help me, big sister! He's taking Botan!
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Also, he pushed me over!
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What?!
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That girl is crazy!
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Yurippe-*san*.
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There have been some obstacles,
but the operation is going well overall.
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Good work, everyone.
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Seems like you got them all.
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Wafu? What's going on here?
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No, I'm not into little girls!
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Are you sure this will bring out a god?
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This school doesn't have an Angel.
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Just think about it. Look at these
utterly unnatural organisms.
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Wafu...
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You're right, they
make really weird noises.
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So shallow...
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These must be strange creatures
some god created on a whim;
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in other words, the equivalent
of the Angel in our world.
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So if we hold them hostage...
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Oh, Angel.
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The Angel is here!
She appeared eating something!
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So you decided to occupy
the principal's office again.
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E-Everyone brace for combat!
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"Chaos"
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Mapo Skill.
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What is this?!
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"Illustration by Kazui"
# E16 - Trauma, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGPGV8/trauma-etc)
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Blue skies, white clouds, bright sun.
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Summer. The season where everything
disappears into the heat haze.
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So...
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Goal--
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--I told you, don't do that!
--Come on, let me "goal"!
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--Everyone's coming
over for summer school!
--Come on, let me "goal"!
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Stop wasting time and help out!
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Gao!
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"Kamio"
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"Trauma, Etc."
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"CLANNAD Group - Little Busters! Group | Car 1"
"Girls Dead Monster"
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I'm getting carsick...
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But I'll suffer any
endurance to meet a starfish!
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You mean "endure any suffering."
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Well, how would you like a magic spell
to cure your carsickness?
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"Encyclopedia of Magic Spells"
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--Does such a thing exist?!
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--Kotomi-*chan*, can you read on
the bus and not get sick?
--Does such a thing exist?!
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--Kotomi-*chan*, can you read on
the bus and not get sick?
--Make an X with your fingers in front of your lips
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--So happy to be with my books...
--and chant "Wob niaron" 30,000 times.
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--So happy to be with my books...
--Sounds like a lot.
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Ichinose-*san*, why don't you
try the magic spell too?
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--Maybe I should try, too.
--Wob niaron... Wob niaron...
--Wob niaron, Wob niaron.
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--Are you sure you want to do this?
--Wob niaron... Wob niaron...
--Wob niaron, Wob niaron.
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It's Yurippe's plan. We have no choice.
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I'll do anything for Otonashi-*san*!
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Iwasawa-*san*, do you want to sing karaoke?
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If there's a place for me to sing,
I'll sing. That's all.
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You guys, we're on mission.
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"Kanon Group - Rewrite Group | Car 2"
"Afterlife Battlefront"
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♪ I will not say "thank you" ♪
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--♪ I'll tuck it away forever ♪
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--I put Lucia and Chihaya's
idol song in the queue!
--♪ I'll tuck it away forever ♪
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--I put Lucia and Chihaya's
idol song in the queue!
--♪ "Farewell" will quietly descend ♪
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--What?! Are you trying to humiliate me?!
--♪ "Farewell" will quietly descend ♪
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--Why not? Let's sing.
Sakuya, I need a costume.
--♪ "Farewell" will quietly descend ♪
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--Understood. It will be
ready in three minutes.
--♪ "Farewell" will quietly descend ♪
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--Understood. It will be
ready in three minutes.
--♪ After an unblemished dream ♪
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--If terrorists hijack the bus, first
I'll throw this coffee in their eyes...
--♪ After an unblemished dream ♪
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--What a bunch of complacent idiots.
--♪ After an unblemished dream ♪
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--Making a whole busload of students
go missing to bring out a god.
--♪ In both hands, I'll always... ♪
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--What a truly diabolical person.
--♪ In both hands, I'll always... ♪
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Driving a bus reminds me...
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I've been stabbed before, haven't I?
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--Wob niaron... Wob niaron...
--Wob niaron, Wob niaron...
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Akio-*san*, don't worry.
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You told me you'll always be
by my side, and to not worry.
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Sanae...
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Akio-*san*...
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Wafu! Is this an accident?!
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--Noumi-*san*?!
--What's going on?!
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What's wrong with everyone?!
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Haruchin ultra pinch!
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Kengo! Protect Rin!
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Rin, this way! Kyousuke, give me a hand!
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Calm down, all of you.
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At times like this,
we should play baseball!
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I'm not sure what's going on,
but this is our chance!
**[02:43] ---**
--Let's stop this bus! Huh? Otonashi?
--Tunnels...
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Collapsing... Trapped... Hatsune!
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What's wrong with the bus in front?
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Yurippe!
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Put your hands up!
We the SSS now take control of--
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Come on, don't be naughty.
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What were you trying to do
with such dangerous toys?
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Wow, Nishikujou-*sensei* is scary.
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"For Mom"
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Stay in your seats until
we get to our destination.
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Wh-What's with these guys?!
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"Illustration by Fumio"
# E17 - The Beach, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ7ZX8/the-beach-etc)
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Sneak sneak sneak.
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--So hot.
--My body. My body.
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Brace yourself!
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Let us out!
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"The Beach, Etc."
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Haruka!
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Got it!
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Haru-chin dangerous attack!
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Nice, Ryou!
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Eat this!
**[00:36] ---**
Haru-chin, ultimate guard!
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Hey, Shiorin,
this "Twins Beach Volleyball" is scary.
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Calm down Miyukichi!
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They might be this way,
but they're still our senpais.
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There must be something else
that justifies their high popularity!
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Haruka is relying on me... I'm so happy!
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They're messed up in the head!
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"Kamio"
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Fried noodle set, ready!
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Mai, do you like it?
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I don't object.
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Tunnels...
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Hatsune!
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Oh, Otonashi-*san* is on my lap!
**[01:22] ---**
--It's nonsense to cause
a ruckus in such hot sunlight.
--Would you like one, too?
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Quite energetic, these kids are.
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But...
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There!
**[01:32] ---**
Here!
**[01:33] ---**
It's a good sight.
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Yes!
**[01:45] ---**
Marvelous!
**[01:47] ---**
This day is finally here!
**[01:49] ---**
Time to avenge our defeat from episode 4!
**[01:52] ---**
*The sea was blue into the far distance*
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Dammit!
**[02:01] ---**
Why did they have to choose this song?!
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Goal! I want to cross the goal line!
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Stop this song already!
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*The seaway--*
**[02:08] ---**
It's beach day,
time for some muscle swimming!
**[02:11] ---**
I'll accompany you.
My sharpened fangs will split the seas.
**[02:15] ---**
Let me join.
**[02:27] ---**
Wafu...
**[02:28] ---**
What are we lacking?
**[02:31] ---**
Are breasts that important?
**[02:40] ---**
*Mapo* tofu under the blue sky.
**[02:45] ---**
Delicious.
**[02:49] ---**
Wafu!
**[02:49] ---**
I don't accept this!
**[02:55] ---**
Seems like they had a good trip.
**[02:57] ---**
Yes.
**[02:58] ---**
"Kanon Group - Rewrite Group | Car 2"
"Afterlife Battlefront"
**[02:59] ---**
They seem to be enjoying student life.
**[03:02] ---**
Did you capture any good memories?
**[03:04] ---**
Oh, uh, wait...!
**[03:06] ---**
Seems like you shot some fun photos.
**[03:11] ---**
Wait, why are you readying your weapon?!
**[03:17] ---**
*I've always been walking alone*
**[03:18] ---**
How shallow.
**[03:19] ---**
Seriously?! Is this a god's doing, too?!
**[03:23] ---**
**[03:25] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Koharu Sakura"
# E18 - Music Festival, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU858EN/music-festival-etc)
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**[00:00] ---**
Thanks for waiting,
friends of the academy...
**[00:05] ---**
It's time for "Operation:
KAGINADO Music Festival"!
**[00:08] ---**
Yay!
**[00:10] ---**
Hey! Yuri!
**[00:12] ---**
What kind of operation is this?!
**[00:14] ---**
Rock you!
**[00:16] ---**
Music is the emblem of rebellion.
**[00:19] ---**
When the roaring beats disrupt order,
a god will certainly appear.
**[00:24] ---**
Uh, right.
**[00:26] ---**
Let's make a legend!
**[00:35] ---**
"Music Festival, Etc."
**[00:35] ---**
Round 1, rap battle!
**[00:38] ---**
Yo-Shi-No!
**[00:39] ---**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[00:40] ---**
Versus MC Sunohara!
**[00:42] ---**
Yo! Yo!
**[00:43] ---**
Ready, fight!
**[00:46] ---**
* You're a weakling chicken boy!*
* Imma give you a lickin', it'll be a joy!*
**[00:49] ---**
*End this duel right here right now!*
**[00:51] ---**
*On the bed, in the hospital!*
**[00:51] ---**
"On the bed in the hospital"
**[00:53] ---**
* Pitch-black wings*
* in the darkness flap bend!*
**[00:56] ---**
*Take this, go home, this is the end!*
**[01:01] ---**
* Double-hand chop*
* to your head here it comes!*
**[01:04] ---**
* Our class president deals martial arts*
* blows! I've survived her aerial combos!*
**[01:08] ---**
* Cowards can show a dramatic scene!*
* I won't let my sister Mei cry!*
**[01:11] ---**
*Let it rip, this thing is over!*
**[01:13] ---**
*Hittin' you with a toilet seat cover!*
**[01:14] ---**
"MC Sunohara"
**[01:15] ---**
"MC Sunohara"
**[01:17] ---**
"Winner:
Yo-Shi-No"
**[01:19] ---**
Thanks to you!
**[01:21] ---**
Hmph.
**[01:23] ---**
Next match, idol face-off!
**[01:27] ---**
*We held hands, tight tight*
**[01:31] ---**
*And kissed cheeks, smooch smooch*
**[01:39] ---**
*Magic bursts out from my lips*
**[01:45] ---**
*With this gentle excitement*
**[01:48] ---**
*Happiness is already here*
**[01:54] ---**
"Winner:
Luchihaya"
**[01:55] ---**
1 vs 2 is not fair!
**[01:57] ---**
Next is the battle of the bands!
**[01:59] ---**
The special band assembled
to compete in this event is...
**[02:03] ---**
Let's band together. We are...
**[02:06] ---**
...the "Little Busters"!
**[02:08] ---**
*Fly high, high into the sky*
**[02:10] ---**
*Kick high, raise your voice high*
**[02:14] ---**
*Reach past that day you lost heart*
**[02:19] ---**
Versus, the main feature of this event!
**[02:23] ---**
Girls Dead Monster!
**[02:32] ---**
* The day ends as I seek*
* a release for my irritation*
**[02:44] ---**
"Winner:
Girls Dead Monster"
**[02:45] ---**
Don't go, Iwasawa!
**[02:48] ---**
We've reached the climax
of our excitement!
**[02:50] ---**
The final match is...
**[02:51] ---**
Battle of the legends!
**[02:54] ---**
Yusuke Yoshino, legendary rocker!
**[02:57] ---**
Kids, this is the only gift
I can give you.
**[03:01] ---**
Please listen to this
shapeless gift, a memory.
**[03:06] ---**
"LOVE & SPANNER."
**[03:08] ---**
One, two, three, four!
**[03:13] ---**
A blackout?!
**[03:14] ---**
Someone stormed the stage.
**[03:16] ---**
What? Does that mean...
**[03:18] ---**
There's no doubt, it's a god!
**[03:21] ---**
This melody, is it...?
**[03:22] ---**
It definitely is!
**[03:24] ---**
* A legend appears from*
* a different dimension...*
**[03:28] ---**
The Crystal Voice Singer!
**[03:55] ---**
*And kissed cheeks, smooch smooch*
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Naru Nanao"
**[04:00] ---**
**[04:02] ---**
# E19 - The Strongest, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2324M/the-strongest-etc)
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**[00:02] ---**
Even the weak can be noble.
**[00:04] ---**
But only the strong can be winners.
**[00:06] ---**
So who among you are the strongest?!
**[00:17] ---**
"The Strongest, Etc."
**[00:18] ---**
And so begins the Key 1 Grand Prix!
**[00:21] ---**
In order to take home
the title of "strongest,"
**[00:22] ---**
a champion has been chosen
from each group to represent them
**[00:25] ---**
and are waiting for the moment of battle.
**[00:27] ---**
"Announcer Seats"
**[00:27] ---**
This event is presented by me, Ooyama...
**[00:29] ---**
...and Sakura Kashima, honorary
chairperson of Martel Japan.
**[00:33] ---**
We also have guests!
**[00:34] ---**
"Guest Seats"
**[00:36] ---**
Coffee consumed while observing
human conflict tastes the best.
**[00:40] ---**
Yummy.
***SIGN*** "Mai Kawasumi, Demon Slayer Fencer from the Snowy Lands vs Chihaya Ohtori, Gaia's Most Powerful Familiar Master"
**[00:45] ---**
Begin!
**[00:48] ---**
Sakuya!
**[00:54] ---**
I am a demon slayer.
**[00:57] ---**
Mai Kawasumi specializes
in slaying demons.
**[01:00] ---**
Sakuya Ohtori has no chance.
**[01:02] ---**
The strongest character is
downed by crazy reasoning!
**[01:05] ---**
Winner: Mai Kawasumi!
***SIGN*** "Kannabi-no-Mikoto, the Last of the Winged Race vs Kengo Miyazawa, who once fell off a rooftop"
**[01:11] ---**
Begin!
**[01:12] ---**
Little Busters Sword!
**[01:16] ---**
Slip...
**[01:22] ---**
Sir Ryuya, Lady Kanna is flying!
**[01:25] ---**
Kanna! Fly higher! Higher!
**[01:28] ---**
--Halt!
--Huh?
**[01:30] ---**
Kannabi-no-Mikoto!
**[01:31] ---**
You are disqualified
for violating public decency!
**[01:33] ---**
What?!
**[01:34] ---**
But my big moment was just coming up!
**[01:38] ---**
Oh no! Contestant Miyazawa
was knocked out too!
**[01:40] ---**
The stimulus was too strong
for a boy who only knows kendo.
**[01:45] ---**
Looks like there are other students
in the crowd as innocent as him!
**[01:48] ---**
Keep it PG, people!
***SIGN*** "Kotomi Ichinose, Girl Genius vs Godan Matsushita, Martial Arts Instructor at the Afterlife Battlefront"
**[01:53] ---**
Next up is Godan Matsushita,
a suspected pedophile,
**[01:56] ---**
facing off against Kotomi Ichinose...
**[01:57] ---**
Why did the *CLANNAD* people
choose her? It's a mystery!
**[02:01] ---**
Begin!
**[02:02] ---**
Bring it on!
**[02:06] ---**
"Earplugs"
**[02:15] ---**
Bliss...
**[02:16] ---**
"Earplugs"
**[02:16] ---**
Contestant Ichinose deploys
a weapon of mass destruction!
**[02:19] ---**
She might indeed be the strongest!
**[02:24] ---**
Guard Skill: Harmonics.
**[02:29] ---**
Harmonics, Harmonics,
Harmonics, Harmonics...
**[02:38] ---**
Guard Skill: Howling.
**[02:44] ---**
Unexpectedly, Angel jumps into the fray!
**[02:45] ---**
Is this to avenge her *Mapo*?
She is the strongest after all!
**[02:49] ---**
Now is the right time.
**[02:51] ---**
Martel Choir, sing praise!
**[02:57] ---**
This song...
**[02:58] ---**
I shall prove here that
salvation is the strongest.
**[03:02] ---**
Howling.
**[03:04] ---**
We fail... again.
**[03:12] ---**
"First Key 1 Champion"
**[03:16] ---**
A hollow victory.
Force cannot protect *Mapo*.
**[03:20] ---**
**[03:22] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Takuya Fujima"
# E20 - Heroines, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN5ND9/heroines-etc)
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The main heroines.
**[00:02] ---**
They are always forced to endure
the harshest fates by the main story.
**[00:08] ---**
But there is one time when they
are allowed to be just regular girls.
**[00:13] ---**
That is... the pajama party!
**[00:16] ---**
"Kaginado Dormitory"
**[00:17] ---**
Yes, the secret garden!
**[00:26] ---**
"Heroines, Etc."
**[00:27] ---**
Whoops, too bad!
**[00:30] ---**
You picked the wrong one!
**[00:32] ---**
You thought I was the main heroine?
**[00:35] ---**
So did I, at one point in time.
**[00:38] ---**
"Rice crackers" "Tea"
**[00:38] ---**
When the title was announced, anyone
with eyes could tell I was the main.
**[00:42] ---**
I even had a full-page ad
in the newspaper!
**[00:46] ---**
I'd had my eyes on him since second-year.
**[00:48] ---**
I thought Rin would be easy,
since she's a "childhood friend" trope.
**[00:55] ---**
Then Akiko-*san* said "Okay" in one second.
**[00:59] ---**
That's how I was able to live
with Yuichi-*kun* for a while.
**[01:02] ---**
I lived with him for a while
after graduation, in an apartment.
**[01:08] ---**
I lived with Yukito-*san* for a while, too.
**[01:11] ---**
I lived in a dorm, so it felt like
I always lived with everyone.
**[01:16] ---**
I was in a dorm, too.
**[01:18] ---**
It appears that humans live
together to deepen bonds.
**[01:26] ---**
Too bad!
**[01:28] ---**
I am the original bona fide
"daughter of the family he lodges with"!
**[01:37] ---**
Ayu-*san*, you met Yuichi-*san*
at a very young age, right?
**[01:41] ---**
Yes, I was crying, and he bought me
*taiyaki* and spent time with me.
**[01:46] ---**
"Gao gao"
"Stegosaurus"
**[01:47] ---**
So you're like childhood friends.
**[01:49] ---**
That's great!
**[01:50] ---**
I don't know what Tomoya-*kun* was
like when he was younger. I'm jealous.
**[01:56] ---**
I encountered Kotarou Tennoji
soon after being born,
**[02:00] ---**
then proceeded to slice off his right arm.
**[02:04] ---**
I stabbed him in the chest.
**[02:06] ---**
The two of you have first encounter
episodes that are a little sensational.
**[02:08] ---**
I knew Kotarou-*kun* from a young age, too!
**[02:15] ---**
I see it now... If only I had blown off
Otonashi-*kun*'s head with a rifle...
**[02:20] ---**
If only I had shown more panties...
**[02:22] ---**
That said, you all faced
extremely harsh ordeals.
**[02:27] ---**
Yes, I was like, half dead.
**[02:32] ---**
I crossed the goal line.
**[02:33] ---**
I also died.
**[02:36] ---**
I thanked Yuzuru for the heart he gave me,
**[02:39] ---**
then disappeared in his arms.
**[02:42] ---**
I forced Kotarou to kill me
for the sake of humanity.
**[02:49] ---**
But it was ultimately
a happy ending, so I'm glad!
**[02:53] ---**
Yes!
**[02:54] ---**
Right, indeed!
**[02:56] ---**
By the way...
**[02:57] ---**
Why am I here? This is a
"heroine" pajama party, right?
**[03:03] ---**
Riki Naoe, aren't you a heroine?
**[03:05] ---**
I'm not!
**[03:07] ---**
More importantly, I am very
interested in human reproduction.
**[03:12] ---**
I'll excuse myself!
**[03:16] ---**
Riki Naoe, the Key human
that reproduced most often.
**[03:21] ---**
I demand information.
**[03:25] ---**
Interesting.
**[03:26] ---**
Pitter patter.
**[03:27] ---**
Gao gao.
**[03:31] ---**
Give me a break!
**[03:35] ---**
"A few days later..."
**[03:37] ---**
Comrade N, what's wrong?
**[03:40] ---**
There's just one thing
I want to say to everyone.
**[03:44] ---**
What happened...?
**[03:47] ---**
"Furukawa Bread"
**[03:47] ---**
The secret garden...
**[03:50] ---**
...is only beautiful
if the secret is kept!
**[03:52] ---**
"22nd Protagonist Convention"
**[03:53] ---**
"Now Over"
**[03:53] ---**
**[03:54] ---**
"Illustration by Yuki Takano"
**[03:55] ---**
# E21 - The Student Council President Is a God, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ4ZXG/the-student-council-president-is-a-god-etc)
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**[00:00] ---**
This is Inoue from
the school newspaper club.
**[00:02] ---**
Today, I'll be talking to the
legendary student council president
**[00:05] ---**
who once got all the students come
to school on time every day for a week:
**[00:08] ---**
Misae Sagara.
**[00:12] ---**
All I did was stand in
front of everyone and say,
**[00:13] ---**
"Let's do our best for the next week."
**[00:16] ---**
With my fist raised in the air!
**[00:19] ---**
You see?
**[00:20] ---**
I see, a reign of terror.
**[00:23] ---**
So, to you, what is the true meaning
of the "student council president"?
**[00:25] ---**
A god, I think.
**[00:28] ---**
I get it, she's just a tyrant.
**[00:35] ---**
"The Student Council
President Is a God, Etc."
**[00:36] ---**
"The Student Council
President Is a God, Etc."
"Vote for Midou!!"
**[00:37] ---**
"The Student Council
President Is a God, Etc."
**[00:40] ---**
Attempting to draw out a god by
getting their attention is too roundabout!
**[00:41] ---**
"11% used out of 4GB"
"Folder Scan"
**[00:42] ---**
I'll just become the student council
president, a type of god,
**[00:45] ---**
and destroy this world myself!
**[00:47] ---**
Nice, Yurippe!
**[00:49] ---**
All brawn no brains.
**[00:51] ---**
We're mostly a group of idiots.
**[00:54] ---**
Wait, what's with the low attendance rate?
**[00:57] ---**
I will support you.
**[00:59] ---**
Oh, that's because...
**[01:01] ---**
Once I become president, even the most
bland "best friend" trope characters
**[01:01] ---**
"Kitagawa"
**[01:05] ---**
will be able to live
with pride in this school!
**[01:06] ---**
Even bland people can live a happy life!
**[01:09] ---**
I'd rather be bland than be called
"a foil" or "interchangeable with Noda"!
**[01:13] ---**
We love being bland!
**[01:15] ---**
"Bland Personality"
**[01:16] ---**
I believe the student council president
should be an ordinary person.
**[01:20] ---**
Which means she, the most commonsensical
person in all of the Key franchises,
**[01:21] ---**
"Tohno"
**[01:23] ---**
is most suitable!
**[01:25] ---**
I am Minagi Tohno.
I will do my best for this school.
**[01:29] ---**
Bow.
**[01:31] ---**
Thank you for your support.
**[01:34] ---**
Here is the meat udon
lunch ticket that I promised.
**[01:35] ---**
"Meat udon - 300 Yen"
"Kaginado Academy Cafeteria"
"Food Court"
**[01:38] ---**
And here is a rice coupon.
**[01:38] ---**
"Rice Coupon"
**[01:40] ---**
Thank you.
**[01:44] ---**
Glasses represent intelligence.
**[01:46] ---**
Therefore, the student council
president must wear glasses!
**[01:49] ---**
"Sakagami"
**[01:49] ---**
Now!
**[01:51] ---**
Now is the time for you to wear glasses!
**[01:53] ---**
If that's what it takes
to become president,
**[01:55] ---**
then I will unleash this alternate form!
**[01:57] ---**
The one and only
existence in all of Key...
**[02:00] ---**
The Bespectacled Heroine!
**[02:01] ---**
"Midou"
**[02:02] ---**
When I win this election--
**[02:03] ---**
W-We vow!
**[02:05] ---**
When we become president,
we will rid this school of inequality!
**[02:07] ---**
"Noumi"
**[02:08] ---**
Every student should be allowed to shine,
no matter what their breast size!
**[02:10] ---**
"Sasasegawa"
**[02:13] ---**
I'll drop out of the race
and support these girls!
**[02:16] ---**
Because I like flat chests!
**[02:20] ---**
Die, scum!
**[02:26] ---**
Don't assume flat chests
stay flat forever!
**[02:28] ---**
We all have...
**[02:30] ---**
...a future!
**[02:33] ---**
How is everyone getting along so well?
**[02:36] ---**
After all, they've all spent time
together, pulling stunts and whatnot.
**[02:36] ---**
"Are you really Sunohara?"
**[02:41] ---**
After all those experiences,
it's only natural that they get closer.
**[02:45] ---**
Wait, a lot of the images shown
here weren't part of the anime at all.
**[02:50] ---**
I can't believe they've
all been so corrupted...
**[02:53] ---**
I really have no choice
but to destroy this world!
**[02:55] ---**
Hey, Yurippe!
**[02:57] ---**
I came up with another new act,
let me know what you think.
**[03:00] ---**
Yuri, let's go test-fire the new weapon
that Cha-*san* developed!!
**[03:03] ---**
Both of you can wait!
**[03:05] ---**
There, there. Please calm down, Yuri-*san*.
**[03:07] ---**
Oh, thanks.
**[03:10] ---**
Yukine's coffee is so relaxing!
**[03:13] ---**
You may be "corrupted" too.
**[03:15] ---**
Now, Takeyama-*kun*! You're up!
**[03:17] ---**
My plan is perfect.
**[03:18] ---**
Also, please call me--
**[03:19] ---**
The student council elections arc
continues to the next episode!
**[03:22] ---**
"To be continued"
**[03:22] ---**
**[03:24] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Yu Akinashi"
# E22 - Confusion in the Student Council Presidential Election, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4X4M0/confusion-in-the-student-council-presidential-election-etc)
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**[00:03] ---**
"Noumi" "Sakagami" "Kirishima" "Tohno"
**[00:06] ---**
I am Kaori Misaka.
**[00:06] ---**
"Kitagawa"
**[00:08] ---**
I'm running so that
I can teach Kitagawa-*kun*
**[00:11] ---**
that miracles don't happen easily.
**[00:14] ---**
Hey, Kaori-*san*?! Why do you always
try to one-up me, and only me?!
**[00:14] ---**
"Misaka" "Fight On Kaori"
**[00:18] ---**
As you can tell from my story route,
**[00:20] ---**
my sister can be a bit quirky in
how she expresses affection.
**[00:24] ---**
Everyone, Kanorin believes becoming
president will allow her to use magic.
**[00:29] ---**
Isn't that so adorable?
Vote for my sister Kanorin!
**[00:32] ---**
What?! I don't believe that!
**[00:33] ---**
"Kirishima"
**[00:34] ---**
Also, don't put me up as a
candidate without telling me!
**[00:37] ---**
"Fuko"
**[00:37] ---**
I don't really know what a
"student council president" is,
**[00:40] ---**
but I am a starfish president!
**[00:42] ---**
Fu-*chan*!
**[00:43] ---**
At last, I make my first appearance!
**[00:43] ---**
"Nishizono"
**[00:46] ---**
I am Midori, not Mio!
**[00:48] ---**
I thought now would be a good time
to rule over the school openly.
**[00:48] ---**
"Senri"
**[00:51] ---**
Oh, I'm Akane Senri.
**[00:53] ---**
Yay, yay.
**[00:54] ---**
"Sunohara"
**[00:54] ---**
I'm Mei Sunohara! I'll run because I can!
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For student council president,
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and a toilet seat cover!
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Whoever taught my sister that
dumb joke, come out here now!
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Riki!
**[01:04] ---**
"I love Riki"
**[01:07] ---**
When did the number of
candidates blow up like this?
**[01:09] ---**
We're nearing the final episode.
**[01:11] ---**
Those characters that haven't had much
airtime are here to leave a mark.
**[01:13] ---**
They're classic no-hope candidates.
**[01:15] ---**
Phrasing!
**[01:17] ---**
Hey, what about her,
the one in your group?
**[01:20] ---**
Yuri is...
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"Self-Examination Room"
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"Confusion in the Student Council
Presidential Election, Etc."
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How did I fail?
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That was a perfect plan...
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Now, Takeyama-*kun*!
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Show me your hacking skills!
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It will be no trouble.
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Also, please call me Chr--
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Tamper with the data to give us an edge!
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"Morals"
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The public morals committee
does not allow cheating!
**[01:49] ---**
Our informant was right!
**[01:50] ---**
We're sending you to
the self-examination room!
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What--
**[01:53] ---**
How did you find out?!
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I will remove all obstacles.
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Yes, I will become the student council
president, a type of god,
**[02:01] ---**
and then Otonashi-*san* and I will become
the Adam and Eve of a new world!
**[02:09] ---**
Yuzuru Guard Skill: Thieving Cat Eraser.
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"Note: Yuri is pretty clueless, and
honestly doesn't realize she was betrayed."
**[02:15] ---**
There couldn't have been
any issues with my plan...!
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But I won't lose!
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In order to take revenge against
that god, I will endure any hardship!
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I get it.
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I can endure the self-examination
room for *taiyaki*.
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Don't equate my goal with *taiyaki*!
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By the way, how are you so confident?
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I come here weekly.
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A regular?!
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Yuri Nakamura, you're getting released.
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What about me?!
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There's a difference between
a regular offender and a first-timer.
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Ugu...
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"Principal's Office"
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I'm back!
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Now finally I can make
a plan to get elected...
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Otonashi-*kun*, Noda-*kun*, Yusa-*san*...?
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Guys...
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We're here to help, comrade Yuri!
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"Key"
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I know that voice!
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You want to be president, right?
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We'll help you.
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Because we're basically family.
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Yes, we are--
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"The Loser Heroine Gang"
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The Loser Heroine Gang!
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How terrible...
**[03:20] ---**
Don't do it if it makes you sad...
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"To be continued"
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**[03:25] ---**
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"Illustration by Ayumi Takato"
# E23 - Cast My Vote for You, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE1E51/cast-my-vote-for-you-etc)
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The student council president has
godlike powers in school-based stories.
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I wanted to become the president,
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so I could destroy this world that kind of
seems like it was built by a god I hate.
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But I failed.
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But just when I thought
all hope was lost...
**[00:14] ---**
Yes, we are...
**[00:16] ---**
"Again! The Loser Heroine Gang"
**[00:16] ---**
...the Loser Heroine Gang!
**[00:18] ---**
"Key"
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Maybe all hope is lost.
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You say you "came to help,"
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"Cast My Vote for You, Etc."
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but do you know what my goal is?
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You want to destroy this world, right?
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Well, yeah, but aren't you
treating that a bit too lightly?
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I mean, a world where
I'm not the main heroine?
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I sometimes want to destroy it, too.
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You know, where I come from,
we kinda got used to world devastation.
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I sense a bottomless
darkness of some sort...
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So, Yuri, if you really want to,
we can help.
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But for real, do you?
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For real? Well...
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I like this world.
**[00:56] ---**
Yeah, we can meet and play
with lots of different people.
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But that's only because this
is a fake world built by a god--
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Let's assume that's true.
**[01:06] ---**
Even still, the miraculously
fun times we've spent together
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are neither lies nor fake.
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"President"
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So I ask again: For real?
**[01:19] ---**
In this world,
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everyone can spend
every day laughing like idiots.
**[01:24] ---**
The world is obviously
too comfortable to be real.
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Full of lies, forced on us
by a stupid god...
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Full of lies...
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Fine! I admit it!
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I've enjoyed it, too!
**[01:39] ---**
Hey, you're back.
**[01:41] ---**
We rounded up the backstabbers.
**[01:42] ---**
Please, I can explain.
**[01:48] ---**
It's fine. Everyone just do as you like.
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I'll do as I like, too.
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In order to make this world even more fun,
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I'm seriously going to be
student council president!
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"Nakamura"
**[02:01] ---**
"Kitagawa" "Misaka"
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"Senri"
"Tohno"
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"Riki!"
"Naoe"
***SIGN*** "Student Council Presidential Election Poster Board: Tomoyo Sakagami, Minagi Tohno, Jun Kitagawa, Kaori Misaka, Kudryavka Noumi, Sasami Sasasegawa, Akio Furukawa, Botan, Akane Senri, Mei Sunohara"
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"Kaginado Academy Student Council
Presidential Election Vote Count"
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I don't even know who's running anymore.
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The list grew even larger after that.
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You seem calm, Yuri.
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Yes. I did everything I needed to do.
I have no regrets. Thanks.
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Yurippe!
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Stop calling me Yurippe!
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Vote counting is finished!
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The final results are...
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Gulp...!
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Every candidate got
the same number of votes!
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Huh?
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"Huh?"
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That's right, not a single
vote greater or fewer.
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But what about my determination
and conviction and stuff?!
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What can I say?
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I guess if there were even
one person who hasn't voted yet...
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Ugu, I've finally been released.
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Gasp...!
**[03:00] ---**
What?
**[03:01] ---**
Hey, Ayu, did you vote?
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Come on, Yuichi-*kun*.
**[03:05] ---**
I was stuck in the usual
self-examination room until just now.
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Of course I couldn't vote!
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Um?
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Get ready!
**[03:18] ---**
Noooooo!
**[03:20] ---**
Get back here!
**[03:32] ---**
"Rakuichi Street"
"Takenaka Liquor"
"Tabaco, Alcohol, Sundries"
**[03:37] ---**
"Shiratori"
**[03:41] ---**
Come on! Please, I beg you,
**[03:44] ---**
please forget about me!
**[03:48] ---**
KAGINADO!
**[03:48] ---**
"The End"
**[03:50] ---**
Not okay.
There's actually one more episode.
**[03:55] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Eriko Haga"
**[03:57] ---**
# E24 - The Shape of a Miracle... Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQPQJG/the-shape-of-a-miracle-etc)
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"The Shape of a Miracle... Etc."
**[00:05] ---**
It's been a while since the last time
I walked to school so calmly...
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Wait, have I ever?!
**[00:10] ---**
He finally noticed...
**[00:12] ---**
A lot happened. I mean, seriously.
**[00:15] ---**
Well, now that the new student council
president's new regime is starting,
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things should calm down a little.
**[00:20] ---**
Compared to the chaos
that was the elections,
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I'm sure anything would feel calm...
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By the way, did Tsukimiya-*san* end up okay?
**[00:29] ---**
Ugu... I will never eat
*taiyaki* without paying again!
**[00:36] ---**
Those were her words.
**[00:37] ---**
She's matured so much.
**[00:39] ---**
That's not an achievement! It's normal!
**[00:41] ---**
His bar got set in a really weird place.
**[00:44] ---**
"Normal," eh?
**[00:45] ---**
What is this world, really?
**[00:49] ---**
It's a convenient world where anything
could happen and be treated as normal...
**[00:52] ---**
That said, Yuri seems to
have gotten used to it already.
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I'm not complaining. I'm enjoying this.
**[01:00] ---**
That's why I'm a little worried.
**[01:03] ---**
What's going to happen from here on?
**[01:05] ---**
Idiot. We can't know that.
**[01:08] ---**
All we can say for sure is...
**[01:10] ---**
Hey, Yuichi-*kun*!
**[01:14] ---**
Yukito-*san*!
**[01:15] ---**
Tomoya-*kun*!
**[01:17] ---**
Riki!
**[01:19] ---**
Kotarou.
**[01:20] ---**
Yuzuru.
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Today is going to be another
day full of stupid fun. That's all.
**[01:38] ---**
Kunisaki-*san*...
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It's coming... It's coming...
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It's coming!
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Yahoo! Kunisaki is the best!
Kunisaki is the best!
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I'm feeling it! This is coming!
**[01:50] ---**
Thanks for wrapping this up nicely,
**[01:52] ---**
but why are you walking to school with us?
**[01:55] ---**
You're an adult, aren't you?
**[02:01] ---**
Will you please read the
room just this one time?!
**[02:30] ---**
Here we conclude our special presentation.
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Thank you for watching until the very end.
**[02:38] ---**
"Yumemi Hoshino"
**[02:40] ---**
Um, um, it was funny.
**[02:44] ---**
Yes.
**[02:46] ---**
It was fun.
**[02:47] ---**
--Yes.
--I love it.
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Yes! Hmm?
**[02:53] ---**
Is it over?
**[02:56] ---**
No.
**[02:58] ---**
The story continues as long as someone,
somewhere, loves that world.
**[03:04] ---**
That miracle will
retain its shape forever.
**[03:08] ---**
Yeah.
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--Ushio.
--Shio-*chan*.
**[03:15] ---**
Dad! Mom!
**[03:21] ---**
Bye-bye, see you.
**[03:24] ---**
Yes, see you in the next presentation.
**[03:32] ---**
Looks like the special
presentation was a success.
**[03:36] ---**
Good work, Yumemi.
**[03:38] ---**
Yes!
**[03:41] ---**
All right, let's make sure Miss Jena is
ready for the next special presentation.
**[03:46] ---**
In that case, I will clean Miss Jena up!
**[03:50] ---**
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"Now Showing"
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