Season 2

E13 - Before the Second Half Begins, Etc.
E14 - Academy in the Afterlife, etc.
E15 - Mascots, Etc.
E16 - Trauma, Etc.
E17 - The Beach, Etc.
E18 - Music Festival, Etc.
E19 - The Strongest, Etc.
E20 - Heroines, Etc.
E21 - The Student Council President Is a God, Etc.
E22 - Confusion in the Student Council Presidential Election, Etc.
E23 - Cast My Vote for You, Etc.
E24 - The Shape of a Miracle... Etc.

E13 - Before the Second Half Begins, Etc.

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    That's why we're going to destroy it all!
[00:03] ---
    We'll destroy this world,
    made by a stupid god!
[00:17] ---
    "Before the Second Half Begins, Etc."
[00:18] ---
    What's going on here?
[00:23] ---
    Right about now, you must be thinking,
[00:26] ---
    "Introducing new characters was
    the logical kickoff to the next plot arc,
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    so why do that and
    then suddenly cut to this scene?"
[00:34] ---
    You all were invited here for one reason.
[00:38] ---
    That is...
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    Gulp.
[00:40] ---
    Out of all the people in
    each of your original stories,
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    you five appeared the most often
    in the first half of this series!
[00:45] ---
    What?!
[00:47] ---
    Wait, is that really our fault?
[00:49] ---
    Besides, whenever I appeared,
    terrible things happened to me!
[00:53] ---
    I feel bad for Naoe-san.
[00:55] ---
    I must take responsibility
    and take him as my wife.
[00:59] ---
    But why is Hijiri...
[01:00] ---
    ...with Sakura Kashima?
[01:02] ---
    Your youth torments you, Kotarou.
[01:05] ---
    This situation torments me
    more than anything.
[01:07] ---
    The world is not fair.
[01:09] ---
    Weak vs. strong. Rich vs. poor.
[01:13] ---
    Able to appear on the show vs. unable to.
[01:15] ---
    That took a sudden turn
    for the cheap, didn't it?!
[01:17] ---
    --And some poor souls appear,
    but leave without uttering a line...
    --Boo! Boo!
[01:22] ---
    But at least they got to show their faces!
[01:25] ---
    The most pitiable are those
    who just had opening narration lines,
[01:27] ---
    but never got to show their faces!
[01:29] ---
    In other words, us...
[01:30] ---
    ...the Four Heavenly Kings of Pitifulness!
[01:32] ---
    Do they know that makes no sense?
[01:34] ---
    Only a brave hero would tell them.
[01:37] ---
    You say "four,"
    but there are only two of you.
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    The hero is here?!
[01:40] ---
    Yes. There are actually
    about three others...
[01:43] ---
    Tomoya...
[01:44] ---
    Misuzu...
[01:45] ---
    Kanna...
[01:46] ---
    They said seeing their kids live a
    happy life is more than enough for them.
[01:52] ---
    What a lovely story...
[01:54] ---
    So there are five "Four Heavenly Kings"?
[01:57] ---
    The hero strikes again?!
[01:58] ---
    But again, this has nothing
    to do with us, right?
[02:02] ---
    We resent you for getting so many scenes.
[02:04] ---
    We're venting our anger, yes.
[02:06] ---
    How do you call yourselves adults?!
[02:08] ---
    Wait, not to belabor
    an already silly point,
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    Sizuru appeared most often out
    of the people in my story, not me.
[02:14] ---
    She appeared in 10 out of 12 episodes.
[02:17] ---
    She is beyond the reach of our jealousy.
[02:20] ---
    Yes, she is truly
    the most powerful guardian.
[02:23] ---
    Yay.
[02:24] ---
    And she extends her lead with that "Yay."
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    She's invincible...
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    So, we're going to have you all refrain
    from appearing any more times.
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    It's simple. You just need to spend
    about three months in this special zone,
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    created using the full power of Gaia.
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    You shall witness the might of
    those at the pinnacle of pitifulness!
[02:43] ---
    What? You call that pitiful?
[02:47] ---
    Who's there?!
[02:48] ---
    I've been here since the beginning,
[02:51] ---
    but I suppose
    I'm just that easy to ignore.
[02:54] ---
    You're... Hiiragi-chan?!
[02:56] ---
    Nishizono is detecting "BL" vibes!
[02:59] ---
    No wonder they appear more
    often than Okazaki and Naoe.
[03:01] ---
    They're such useful comedic devices.
[03:04] ---
    Fourteen years.
[03:06] ---
    What?
[03:07] ---
    Fourteen years since
    the first anime came out.
[03:10] ---
    I really kept believing
    that one day, I'd be rewarded.
[03:14] ---
    People say, "I thought
    he was a girl! I feel betrayed,"
[03:15] ---
    "Sunohara: In a nutshell, I... well..."
[03:16] ---
    "Sunohara: I think I might
    be serious about that person."
[03:18] ---
    "Tomoya:
    Well, congratulations, I suppose."
[03:18] ---
    or "Heroine-stealer,"
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    "Ryou & Kappei: Thank you."
[03:20] ---
    or "I only followed his route
    because I had to for the light orbs."
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    And when I finally get
    to make an appearance,
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    it's in a side-story that has
    no connection to the main plot.
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    Funny, isn't it? Isn't it funny?
[03:36] ---
    It's okay, you can laugh.
[03:41] ---
    Our deepest apologies.
[03:43] ---
    The second half of the KAGINADO anime
    begins in earnest next episode.
[03:47] ---
    Do I make an appearance?
[03:50] ---

[03:52] ---

[03:53] ---
    "Illustration by Tsunako"
    "Yumemi Hoshino"

E14 - Academy in the Afterlife, etc.

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[00:00] ---
    That's why we're going to destroy it all!
[00:03] ---
    We'll destroy this world,
    made by a stupid god!
[00:07] ---
    Seriously... Get on
    with the story already!
[00:16] ---
    "Academy in the Afterlife, etc."
[00:16] ---
    Hey, hey, hey...
[00:20] ---
    I can't believe we're being blessed
    with a visit from bona fide terrorists!
[00:23] ---
    Why are you happy?
[00:25] ---
    Destroy the world? What do you mean?
[00:27] ---
    That doesn't matter right now!
[00:29] ---
    Yeah, these folks are getting
    in the way of our school carnival.
[00:33] ---
    Who the hell are they?!
[00:34] ---
    What was the point of
    cross-dressing and posing?!
[00:36] ---
    "Miss Kaginado Contest"
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    --The goal of our organization,
    the Afterlife Battlefront,
    --Hey, hey, hey! Looking good, Hinacchi-senpai!
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    --is to retaliate against a god
    who forced a ludicrous fate on us!
    --Hey, hey, hey! Looking good, Hinacchi-senpai!
[00:44] ---
    Retaliate against a god...?
[00:46] ---
    --I'm Yuri, leader of the SSS.
    --Come on, do a cool pose!
    Let me get that from a lower angle.
[00:48] ---
    --This is Otonashi, comedy sidekick.
    --Come on, do a cool pose!
    Let me get that from a lower angle.
[00:50] ---
    --"Comedy sidekick"?!
    --Enough already!
    No! I yield, I yield!
[00:52] ---
    --We've infiltrated this school
    to study this world!
    --Enough already! No! I yield, I yield!
[00:56] ---
    "Are you really Sunohara?"
[00:56] ---
    That was you?!
[00:58] ---
    And I've come to a conclusion.
    This world is way too convenient.
[01:02] ---
    Yes, this world must be an afterlife,
    built by a god for some purpose!
[01:07] ---
    What?!
[01:09] ---
    How rude. We're not dead!
[01:12] ---
    Yes, I'm a traveling spirit!
[01:13] ---
    She admitted to being a spirit...
[01:15] ---
    Oh, but if Yuichi-kun didn't finish
    my plotline, I might have died.
[01:21] ---
    Ooh, same.
[01:23] ---
    I died even after marrying Yuichi.
[01:26] ---
    Aizawa-san, you're the worst.
[01:28] ---
    You haven't died! I assure you!
[01:31] ---
    I "crossed the goal line" too.
[01:34] ---
    Does my thing count as death?
[01:36] ---
    In my case, I was never even born.
[01:40] ---
    I got shot by an arrow
    when I unleashed my powers.
[01:42] ---
    We're from far in the past anyway.
[01:45] ---
    I died of an illness. Just once, though.
[01:48] ---
    Why are Key franchises
    so full of dead people?!
[01:50] ---
    Well, we Little Busters
    characters are technically all alive,
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    thanks to Riki and Rin.
[01:56] ---
    Then maybe this isn't an afterlife!
[01:58] ---
    Wrong.
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    Only an afterlife can be this convenient.
[02:03] ---
    --And only a god can make
    a world like this!
    --You're alive, not dead! Believe in yourselves!
[02:10] ---
    We're just regular students,
    but we built a whole imaginary world
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    --using only love, friendship,
    desire, willpower, and muscle.
    --Muscle! Muscle! Muscle!
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    We have one girl who built countless
    parallel worlds on her own.
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    By the way, all but one of
    those worlds were destroyed.
[02:25] ---
    Oh no, there's someone scarier than a god.
[02:28] ---
    Yurippe, trouble!
[02:31] ---
    What's wrong, Noda-kun?
[02:33] ---
    The plan was for all of you
    to rise up when I gave the signal.
[02:36] ---
    We can't! Because they...
[02:38] ---
    Did you all get defeated?!
[02:40] ---
    "Shooting Gallery -- Sold Out"
[02:41] ---
    They're enjoying the school carnival!
SIGN    "Math Escape Room" "Entrance This Way" "Math Club"
[02:45] ---
    What?
[02:46] ---
    Only I was able
    to resist the temptation...
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    Evidence suggests otherwise.
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    Don't think you've beaten us yet!
[02:55] ---
    "Miss Kaginado Contest"
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    We won't accept this world or a god!
[02:59] ---
    Everyone, temporary retreat!
[03:01] ---
    I mean, change course!
[03:05] ---
    What was that...?
[03:09] ---
    "The next day"
[03:11] ---
    Our enemy is formidable.
[03:13] ---
    But we will destroy this false world
    and complete our revenge.
[03:20] ---
    Operation: Start!
[03:23] ---

[03:25] ---

[03:55] ---
    "Illustration by kanibiimu"

E15 - Mascots, Etc.

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[00:00] ---
    "Principal's Office"
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    We're going to steal
    "Relaxation" from this world.
[00:04] ---
    When people lose what their
    hearts rely on, confusion will ensue.
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    Surely a god will appear
    to clean up the mess.
[00:11] ---
    Specifically, what do you
    have in mind, Yurippe?
[00:14] ---
    This.
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    It's a mascot hunt.
[00:20] ---
    Operation, start!
[00:27] ---
    "Mascots, etc."
[00:29] ---
    Stop!
[00:32] ---
    Nice chase!
[00:33] ---
    Hinacchi-senpai, you can go ahead
    and leave empty-handed!
[00:39] ---
    Hey! That was our prey!
[00:42] ---
    That's bad. We have to find a new target.
[00:45] ---
    Don't worry Otonoashi-san,
    your personal mascot is right here.
[00:50] ---
    Don't bully cats!
[00:55] ---
    Matsushita! I'll hold her off,
    you go find the mascot!
[00:58] ---
    Got it!
[00:59] ---
    Wait! What are you doing to Dorji?!
[01:03] ---
    "Kojisho 9th Edition"
[01:03] ---
    Quite the guts you have,
    trying to kidnap our pet!
[01:07] ---
    Fujimaki-kun was powerless
    against the dictionary attack!
[01:09] ---
    Is there any way
    he can recover from this?!
[01:11] ---
    --Here you go.
    --Huh? Are you sure?
[01:13] ---
    I mean, this one doesn't even like me.
[01:17] ---
    Oh no!
[01:18] ---
    Help me, big sister! He's taking Botan!
[01:21] ---
    Also, he pushed me over!
[01:24] ---
    What?!
[01:29] ---
    That girl is crazy!
[01:48] ---
    Yurippe-san.
[01:50] ---
    There have been some obstacles,
    but the operation is going well overall.
[01:59] ---
    Good work, everyone.
[02:00] ---
    Seems like you got them all.
[02:07] ---
    Wafu? What's going on here?
[02:13] ---
    No, I'm not into little girls!
[02:19] ---
    Are you sure this will bring out a god?
[02:22] ---
    This school doesn't have an Angel.
[02:25] ---
    Just think about it. Look at these
    utterly unnatural organisms.
[02:32] ---
    Wafu...
[02:33] ---
    You're right, they
    make really weird noises.
[02:38] ---
    So shallow...
[02:39] ---
    These must be strange creatures
    some god created on a whim;
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    in other words, the equivalent
    of the Angel in our world.
[02:45] ---
    So if we hold them hostage...
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    Oh, Angel.
[02:50] ---
    The Angel is here!
    She appeared eating something!
[02:54] ---
    So you decided to occupy
    the principal's office again.
[02:57] ---
    E-Everyone brace for combat!
[02:59] ---
    "Chaos"
[03:04] ---
    Mapo Skill.
[03:16] ---
    What is this?!
[03:19] ---

[03:21] ---

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    "Illustration by Kazui"

E16 - Trauma, Etc.

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    Blue skies, white clouds, bright sun.
[00:05] ---
    Summer. The season where everything
    disappears into the heat haze.
[00:10] ---
    So...
[00:11] ---
    Goal--
[00:13] ---
    --I told you, don't do that!
    --Come on, let me "goal"!
[00:15] ---
    --Everyone's coming
    over for summer school!
    --Come on, let me "goal"!
[00:17] ---
    Stop wasting time and help out!
[00:20] ---
    Gao!
[00:20] ---
    "Kamio"
[00:27] ---
    "Trauma, Etc."
[00:30] ---
    "CLANNAD Group - Little Busters! Group | Car 1"
    "Girls Dead Monster"
[00:33] ---
    I'm getting carsick...
[00:35] ---
    But I'll suffer any
    endurance to meet a starfish!
[00:39] ---
    You mean "endure any suffering."
[00:41] ---
    Well, how would you like a magic spell
    to cure your carsickness?
[00:42] ---
    "Encyclopedia of Magic Spells"
[00:45] ---
    --Does such a thing exist?!
[00:46] ---
    --Kotomi-chan, can you read on
    the bus and not get sick?
    --Does such a thing exist?!
[00:48] ---
    --Kotomi-chan, can you read on
    the bus and not get sick?
    --Make an X with your fingers in front of your lips
[00:51] ---
    --So happy to be with my books...
    --and chant "Wob niaron" 30,000 times.
[00:53] ---
    --So happy to be with my books...
    --Sounds like a lot.
[00:54] ---
    Ichinose-san, why don't you
    try the magic spell too?
[00:57] ---
    --Maybe I should try, too.
    --Wob niaron... Wob niaron...
    --Wob niaron, Wob niaron.
[00:59] ---
    --Are you sure you want to do this?
    --Wob niaron... Wob niaron...
    --Wob niaron, Wob niaron.
[01:01] ---
    It's Yurippe's plan. We have no choice.
[01:03] ---
    I'll do anything for Otonashi-san!
[01:06] ---
    Iwasawa-san, do you want to sing karaoke?
[01:09] ---
    If there's a place for me to sing,
    I'll sing. That's all.
[01:12] ---
    You guys, we're on mission.
[01:15] ---
    "Kanon Group - Rewrite Group | Car 2"
    "Afterlife Battlefront"
[01:18] ---
    ♪ I will not say "thank you" ♪
[01:28] ---
    --♪ I'll tuck it away forever ♪
[01:36] ---
    --I put Lucia and Chihaya's
    idol song in the queue!
    --♪ I'll tuck it away forever ♪
[01:38] ---
    --I put Lucia and Chihaya's
    idol song in the queue!
    --♪ "Farewell" will quietly descend ♪
[01:39] ---
    --What?! Are you trying to humiliate me?!
    --♪ "Farewell" will quietly descend ♪
[01:42] ---
    --Why not? Let's sing.
    Sakuya, I need a costume.
    --♪ "Farewell" will quietly descend ♪
[01:47] ---
    --Understood. It will be
    ready in three minutes.
    --♪ "Farewell" will quietly descend ♪
[01:48] ---
    --Understood. It will be
    ready in three minutes.
    --♪ After an unblemished dream ♪
[01:50] ---
    --If terrorists hijack the bus, first
    I'll throw this coffee in their eyes...
    --♪ After an unblemished dream ♪
[01:54] ---
    --What a bunch of complacent idiots.
    --♪ After an unblemished dream ♪
[01:56] ---
    --Making a whole busload of students
    go missing to bring out a god.
    --♪ In both hands, I'll always... ♪
[02:00] ---
    --What a truly diabolical person.
    --♪ In both hands, I'll always... ♪
[02:03] ---
    Driving a bus reminds me...
[02:05] ---
    I've been stabbed before, haven't I?
[02:09] ---
    --Wob niaron... Wob niaron...
    --Wob niaron, Wob niaron...
[02:10] ---
    Akio-san, don't worry.
[02:12] ---
    You told me you'll always be
    by my side, and to not worry.
[02:17] ---
    Sanae...
[02:18] ---
    Akio-san...
[02:21] ---
    Wafu! Is this an accident?!
[02:23] ---
    --Noumi-san?!
    --What's going on?!
[02:25] ---
    What's wrong with everyone?!
[02:27] ---
    Haruchin ultra pinch!
[02:29] ---
    Kengo! Protect Rin!
[02:32] ---
    Rin, this way! Kyousuke, give me a hand!
[02:34] ---
    Calm down, all of you.
[02:36] ---
    At times like this,
    we should play baseball!
[02:41] ---
    I'm not sure what's going on,
    but this is our chance!
[02:43] ---
    --Let's stop this bus! Huh? Otonashi?
    --Tunnels...
[02:46] ---
    Collapsing... Trapped... Hatsune!
[02:51] ---
    What's wrong with the bus in front?
[02:54] ---
    Yurippe!
[02:55] ---
    Put your hands up!
    We the SSS now take control of--
[03:00] ---
    Come on, don't be naughty.
[03:02] ---
    What were you trying to do
    with such dangerous toys?
[03:05] ---
    Wow, Nishikujou-sensei is scary.
[03:11] ---
    "For Mom"
[03:13] ---
    Stay in your seats until
    we get to our destination.
[03:19] ---
    Wh-What's with these guys?!
[03:23] ---

[03:25] ---

[03:55] ---
    "Illustration by Fumio"

E17 - The Beach, Etc.

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    Sneak sneak sneak.
[00:10] ---
    --So hot.
    --My body. My body.
[00:12] ---
    Brace yourself!
[00:17] ---
    Let us out!
[00:25] ---
    "The Beach, Etc."
[00:25] ---
    Haruka!
[00:27] ---
    Got it!
[00:28] ---
    Haru-chin dangerous attack!
[00:32] ---
    Nice, Ryou!
[00:34] ---
    Eat this!
[00:36] ---
    Haru-chin, ultimate guard!
[00:40] ---
    Hey, Shiorin,
    this "Twins Beach Volleyball" is scary.
[00:45] ---
    Calm down Miyukichi!
[00:46] ---
    They might be this way,
    but they're still our senpais.
[00:48] ---
    There must be something else
    that justifies their high popularity!
[00:53] ---
    Haruka is relying on me... I'm so happy!
[00:57] ---
    They're messed up in the head!
[00:59] ---
    "Kamio"
[01:01] ---
    Fried noodle set, ready!
[01:09] ---
    Mai, do you like it?
[01:11] ---
    I don't object.
[01:14] ---
    Tunnels...
[01:16] ---
    Hatsune!
[01:17] ---
    Oh, Otonashi-san is on my lap!
[01:22] ---
    --It's nonsense to cause
    a ruckus in such hot sunlight.
    --Would you like one, too?
[01:26] ---
    Quite energetic, these kids are.
[01:28] ---
    But...
[01:30] ---
    There!
[01:32] ---
    Here!
[01:33] ---
    It's a good sight.
[01:44] ---
    Yes!
[01:45] ---
    Marvelous!
[01:47] ---
    This day is finally here!
[01:49] ---
    Time to avenge our defeat from episode 4!
[01:52] ---
    The sea was blue into the far distance
[01:59] ---
    Dammit!
[02:01] ---
    Why did they have to choose this song?!
[02:03] ---
    Goal! I want to cross the goal line!
[02:06] ---
    Stop this song already!
[02:07] ---
    The seaway--
[02:08] ---
    It's beach day,
    time for some muscle swimming!
[02:11] ---
    I'll accompany you.
    My sharpened fangs will split the seas.
[02:15] ---
    Let me join.
[02:27] ---
    Wafu...
[02:28] ---
    What are we lacking?
[02:31] ---
    Are breasts that important?
[02:40] ---
    Mapo tofu under the blue sky.
[02:45] ---
    Delicious.
[02:49] ---
    Wafu!
[02:49] ---
    I don't accept this!
[02:55] ---
    Seems like they had a good trip.
[02:57] ---
    Yes.
[02:58] ---
    "Kanon Group - Rewrite Group | Car 2"
    "Afterlife Battlefront"
[02:59] ---
    They seem to be enjoying student life.
[03:02] ---
    Did you capture any good memories?
[03:04] ---
    Oh, uh, wait...!
[03:06] ---
    Seems like you shot some fun photos.
[03:11] ---
    Wait, why are you readying your weapon?!
[03:17] ---
    I've always been walking alone
[03:18] ---
    How shallow.
[03:19] ---
    Seriously?! Is this a god's doing, too?!
[03:23] ---

[03:25] ---

[03:55] ---
    "Illustration by Koharu Sakura"

E18 - Music Festival, Etc.

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[00:00] ---
    Thanks for waiting,
    friends of the academy...
[00:05] ---
    It's time for "Operation:
    KAGINADO Music Festival"!
[00:08] ---
    Yay!
[00:10] ---
    Hey! Yuri!
[00:12] ---
    What kind of operation is this?!
[00:14] ---
    Rock you!
[00:16] ---
    Music is the emblem of rebellion.
[00:19] ---
    When the roaring beats disrupt order,
    a god will certainly appear.
[00:24] ---
    Uh, right.
[00:26] ---
    Let's make a legend!
[00:35] ---
    "Music Festival, Etc."
[00:35] ---
    Round 1, rap battle!
[00:38] ---
    Yo-Shi-No!
[00:39] ---
    Yeah! Yeah!
[00:40] ---
    Versus MC Sunohara!
[00:42] ---
    Yo! Yo!
[00:43] ---
    Ready, fight!
[00:46] ---
    You're a weakling chicken boy!
    Imma give you a lickin', it'll be a joy!
[00:49] ---
    End this duel right here right now!
[00:51] ---
    On the bed, in the hospital!
[00:51] ---
    "On the bed in the hospital"
[00:53] ---
    Pitch-black wings
    in the darkness flap bend!
[00:56] ---
    Take this, go home, this is the end!
[01:01] ---
    Double-hand chop
    to your head here it comes!
[01:04] ---
    Our class president deals martial arts
    blows! I've survived her aerial combos!
[01:08] ---
    Cowards can show a dramatic scene!
    I won't let my sister Mei cry!
[01:11] ---
    Let it rip, this thing is over!
[01:13] ---
    Hittin' you with a toilet seat cover!
[01:14] ---
    "MC Sunohara"
[01:15] ---
    "MC Sunohara"
[01:17] ---
    "Winner:
    Yo-Shi-No"
[01:19] ---
    Thanks to you!
[01:21] ---
    Hmph.
[01:23] ---
    Next match, idol face-off!
[01:27] ---
    We held hands, tight tight
[01:31] ---
    And kissed cheeks, smooch smooch
[01:39] ---
    Magic bursts out from my lips
[01:45] ---
    With this gentle excitement
[01:48] ---
    Happiness is already here
[01:54] ---
    "Winner:
    Luchihaya"
[01:55] ---
    1 vs 2 is not fair!
[01:57] ---
    Next is the battle of the bands!
[01:59] ---
    The special band assembled
    to compete in this event is...
[02:03] ---
    Let's band together. We are...
[02:06] ---
    ...the "Little Busters"!
[02:08] ---
    Fly high, high into the sky
[02:10] ---
    Kick high, raise your voice high
[02:14] ---
    Reach past that day you lost heart
[02:19] ---
    Versus, the main feature of this event!
[02:23] ---
    Girls Dead Monster!
[02:32] ---
    The day ends as I seek
    a release for my irritation
[02:44] ---
    "Winner:
    Girls Dead Monster"
[02:45] ---
    Don't go, Iwasawa!
[02:48] ---
    We've reached the climax
    of our excitement!
[02:50] ---
    The final match is...
[02:51] ---
    Battle of the legends!
[02:54] ---
    Yusuke Yoshino, legendary rocker!
[02:57] ---
    Kids, this is the only gift
    I can give you.
[03:01] ---
    Please listen to this
    shapeless gift, a memory.
[03:06] ---
    "LOVE & SPANNER."
[03:08] ---
    One, two, three, four!
[03:13] ---
    A blackout?!
[03:14] ---
    Someone stormed the stage.
[03:16] ---
    What? Does that mean...
[03:18] ---
    There's no doubt, it's a god!
[03:21] ---
    This melody, is it...?
[03:22] ---
    It definitely is!
[03:24] ---
    A legend appears from
    a different dimension...
[03:28] ---
    The Crystal Voice Singer!
[03:55] ---
    And kissed cheeks, smooch smooch
[03:55] ---
    "Illustration by Naru Nanao"
[04:00] ---

[04:02] ---

E19 - The Strongest, Etc.

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[00:02] ---
    Even the weak can be noble.
[00:04] ---
    But only the strong can be winners.
[00:06] ---
    So who among you are the strongest?!
[00:17] ---
    "The Strongest, Etc."
[00:18] ---
    And so begins the Key 1 Grand Prix!
[00:21] ---
    In order to take home
    the title of "strongest,"
[00:22] ---
    a champion has been chosen
    from each group to represent them
[00:25] ---
    and are waiting for the moment of battle.
[00:27] ---
    "Announcer Seats"
[00:27] ---
    This event is presented by me, Ooyama...
[00:29] ---
    ...and Sakura Kashima, honorary
    chairperson of Martel Japan.
[00:33] ---
    We also have guests!
[00:34] ---
    "Guest Seats"
[00:36] ---
    Coffee consumed while observing
    human conflict tastes the best.
[00:40] ---
    Yummy.
SIGN    "Mai Kawasumi, Demon Slayer Fencer from the Snowy Lands vs Chihaya Ohtori, Gaia's Most Powerful Familiar Master"
[00:45] ---
    Begin!
[00:48] ---
    Sakuya!
[00:54] ---
    I am a demon slayer.
[00:57] ---
    Mai Kawasumi specializes
    in slaying demons.
[01:00] ---
    Sakuya Ohtori has no chance.
[01:02] ---
    The strongest character is
    downed by crazy reasoning!
[01:05] ---
    Winner: Mai Kawasumi!
SIGN    "Kannabi-no-Mikoto, the Last of the Winged Race vs Kengo Miyazawa, who once fell off a rooftop"
[01:11] ---
    Begin!
[01:12] ---
    Little Busters Sword!
[01:16] ---
    Slip...
[01:22] ---
    Sir Ryuya, Lady Kanna is flying!
[01:25] ---
    Kanna! Fly higher! Higher!
[01:28] ---
    --Halt!
    --Huh?
[01:30] ---
    Kannabi-no-Mikoto!
[01:31] ---
    You are disqualified
    for violating public decency!
[01:33] ---
    What?!
[01:34] ---
    But my big moment was just coming up!
[01:38] ---
    Oh no! Contestant Miyazawa
    was knocked out too!
[01:40] ---
    The stimulus was too strong
    for a boy who only knows kendo.
[01:45] ---
    Looks like there are other students
    in the crowd as innocent as him!
[01:48] ---
    Keep it PG, people!
SIGN    "Kotomi Ichinose, Girl Genius vs Godan Matsushita, Martial Arts Instructor at the Afterlife Battlefront"
[01:53] ---
    Next up is Godan Matsushita,
    a suspected pedophile,
[01:56] ---
    facing off against Kotomi Ichinose...
[01:57] ---
    Why did the CLANNAD people
    choose her? It's a mystery!
[02:01] ---
    Begin!
[02:02] ---
    Bring it on!
[02:06] ---
    "Earplugs"
[02:15] ---
    Bliss...
[02:16] ---
    "Earplugs"
[02:16] ---
    Contestant Ichinose deploys
    a weapon of mass destruction!
[02:19] ---
    She might indeed be the strongest!
[02:24] ---
    Guard Skill: Harmonics.
[02:29] ---
    Harmonics, Harmonics,
    Harmonics, Harmonics...
[02:38] ---
    Guard Skill: Howling.
[02:44] ---
    Unexpectedly, Angel jumps into the fray!
[02:45] ---
    Is this to avenge her Mapo?
    She is the strongest after all!
[02:49] ---
    Now is the right time.
[02:51] ---
    Martel Choir, sing praise!
[02:57] ---
    This song...
[02:58] ---
    I shall prove here that
    salvation is the strongest.
[03:02] ---
    Howling.
[03:04] ---
    We fail... again.
[03:12] ---
    "First Key 1 Champion"
[03:16] ---
    A hollow victory.
    Force cannot protect Mapo.
[03:20] ---

[03:22] ---

[03:55] ---
    "Illustration by Takuya Fujima"

E20 - Heroines, Etc.

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    The main heroines.
[00:02] ---
    They are always forced to endure
    the harshest fates by the main story.
[00:08] ---
    But there is one time when they
    are allowed to be just regular girls.
[00:13] ---
    That is... the pajama party!
[00:16] ---
    "Kaginado Dormitory"
[00:17] ---
    Yes, the secret garden!
[00:26] ---
    "Heroines, Etc."
[00:27] ---
    Whoops, too bad!
[00:30] ---
    You picked the wrong one!
[00:32] ---
    You thought I was the main heroine?
[00:35] ---
    So did I, at one point in time.
[00:38] ---
    "Rice crackers" "Tea"
[00:38] ---
    When the title was announced, anyone
    with eyes could tell I was the main.
[00:42] ---
    I even had a full-page ad
    in the newspaper!
[00:46] ---
    I'd had my eyes on him since second-year.
[00:48] ---
    I thought Rin would be easy,
    since she's a "childhood friend" trope.
[00:55] ---
    Then Akiko-san said "Okay" in one second.
[00:59] ---
    That's how I was able to live
    with Yuichi-kun for a while.
[01:02] ---
    I lived with him for a while
    after graduation, in an apartment.
[01:08] ---
    I lived with Yukito-san for a while, too.
[01:11] ---
    I lived in a dorm, so it felt like
    I always lived with everyone.
[01:16] ---
    I was in a dorm, too.
[01:18] ---
    It appears that humans live
    together to deepen bonds.
[01:26] ---
    Too bad!
[01:28] ---
    I am the original bona fide
    "daughter of the family he lodges with"!
[01:37] ---
    Ayu-san, you met Yuichi-san
    at a very young age, right?
[01:41] ---
    Yes, I was crying, and he bought me
    taiyaki and spent time with me.
[01:46] ---
    "Gao gao"
    "Stegosaurus"
[01:47] ---
    So you're like childhood friends.
[01:49] ---
    That's great!
[01:50] ---
    I don't know what Tomoya-kun was
    like when he was younger. I'm jealous.
[01:56] ---
    I encountered Kotarou Tennoji
    soon after being born,
[02:00] ---
    then proceeded to slice off his right arm.
[02:04] ---
    I stabbed him in the chest.
[02:06] ---
    The two of you have first encounter
    episodes that are a little sensational.
[02:08] ---
    I knew Kotarou-kun from a young age, too!
[02:15] ---
    I see it now... If only I had blown off
    Otonashi-kun's head with a rifle...
[02:20] ---
    If only I had shown more panties...
[02:22] ---
    That said, you all faced
    extremely harsh ordeals.
[02:27] ---
    Yes, I was like, half dead.
[02:32] ---
    I crossed the goal line.
[02:33] ---
    I also died.
[02:36] ---
    I thanked Yuzuru for the heart he gave me,
[02:39] ---
    then disappeared in his arms.
[02:42] ---
    I forced Kotarou to kill me
    for the sake of humanity.
[02:49] ---
    But it was ultimately
    a happy ending, so I'm glad!
[02:53] ---
    Yes!
[02:54] ---
    Right, indeed!
[02:56] ---
    By the way...
[02:57] ---
    Why am I here? This is a
    "heroine" pajama party, right?
[03:03] ---
    Riki Naoe, aren't you a heroine?
[03:05] ---
    I'm not!
[03:07] ---
    More importantly, I am very
    interested in human reproduction.
[03:12] ---
    I'll excuse myself!
[03:16] ---
    Riki Naoe, the Key human
    that reproduced most often.
[03:21] ---
    I demand information.
[03:25] ---
    Interesting.
[03:26] ---
    Pitter patter.
[03:27] ---
    Gao gao.
[03:31] ---
    Give me a break!
[03:35] ---
    "A few days later..."
[03:37] ---
    Comrade N, what's wrong?
[03:40] ---
    There's just one thing
    I want to say to everyone.
[03:44] ---
    What happened...?
[03:47] ---
    "Furukawa Bread"
[03:47] ---
    The secret garden...
[03:50] ---
    ...is only beautiful
    if the secret is kept!
[03:52] ---
    "22nd Protagonist Convention"
[03:53] ---
    "Now Over"
[03:53] ---

[03:54] ---
    "Illustration by Yuki Takano"
[03:55] ---

E21 - The Student Council President Is a God, Etc.

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    This is Inoue from
    the school newspaper club.
[00:02] ---
    Today, I'll be talking to the
    legendary student council president
[00:05] ---
    who once got all the students come
    to school on time every day for a week:
[00:08] ---
    Misae Sagara.
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    All I did was stand in
    front of everyone and say,
[00:13] ---
    "Let's do our best for the next week."
[00:16] ---
    With my fist raised in the air!
[00:19] ---
    You see?
[00:20] ---
    I see, a reign of terror.
[00:23] ---
    So, to you, what is the true meaning
    of the "student council president"?
[00:25] ---
    A god, I think.
[00:28] ---
    I get it, she's just a tyrant.
[00:35] ---
    "The Student Council
    President Is a God, Etc."
[00:36] ---
    "The Student Council
    President Is a God, Etc."
    "Vote for Midou!!"
[00:37] ---
    "The Student Council
    President Is a God, Etc."
[00:40] ---
    Attempting to draw out a god by
    getting their attention is too roundabout!
[00:41] ---
    "11% used out of 4GB"
    "Folder Scan"
[00:42] ---
    I'll just become the student council
    president, a type of god,
[00:45] ---
    and destroy this world myself!
[00:47] ---
    Nice, Yurippe!
[00:49] ---
    All brawn no brains.
[00:51] ---
    We're mostly a group of idiots.
[00:54] ---
    Wait, what's with the low attendance rate?
[00:57] ---
    I will support you.
[00:59] ---
    Oh, that's because...
[01:01] ---
    Once I become president, even the most
    bland "best friend" trope characters
[01:01] ---
    "Kitagawa"
[01:05] ---
    will be able to live
    with pride in this school!
[01:06] ---
    Even bland people can live a happy life!
[01:09] ---
    I'd rather be bland than be called
    "a foil" or "interchangeable with Noda"!
[01:13] ---
    We love being bland!
[01:15] ---
    "Bland Personality"
[01:16] ---
    I believe the student council president
    should be an ordinary person.
[01:20] ---
    Which means she, the most commonsensical
    person in all of the Key franchises,
[01:21] ---
    "Tohno"
[01:23] ---
    is most suitable!
[01:25] ---
    I am Minagi Tohno.
    I will do my best for this school.
[01:29] ---
    Bow.
[01:31] ---
    Thank you for your support.
[01:34] ---
    Here is the meat udon
    lunch ticket that I promised.
[01:35] ---
    "Meat udon - 300 Yen"
    "Kaginado Academy Cafeteria"
    "Food Court"
[01:38] ---
    And here is a rice coupon.
[01:38] ---
    "Rice Coupon"
[01:40] ---
    Thank you.
[01:44] ---
    Glasses represent intelligence.
[01:46] ---
    Therefore, the student council
    president must wear glasses!
[01:49] ---
    "Sakagami"
[01:49] ---
    Now!
[01:51] ---
    Now is the time for you to wear glasses!
[01:53] ---
    If that's what it takes
    to become president,
[01:55] ---
    then I will unleash this alternate form!
[01:57] ---
    The one and only
    existence in all of Key...
[02:00] ---
    The Bespectacled Heroine!
[02:01] ---
    "Midou"
[02:02] ---
    When I win this election--
[02:03] ---
    W-We vow!
[02:05] ---
    When we become president,
    we will rid this school of inequality!
[02:07] ---
    "Noumi"
[02:08] ---
    Every student should be allowed to shine,
    no matter what their breast size!
[02:10] ---
    "Sasasegawa"
[02:13] ---
    I'll drop out of the race
    and support these girls!
[02:16] ---
    Because I like flat chests!
[02:20] ---
    Die, scum!
[02:26] ---
    Don't assume flat chests
    stay flat forever!
[02:28] ---
    We all have...
[02:30] ---
    ...a future!
[02:33] ---
    How is everyone getting along so well?
[02:36] ---
    After all, they've all spent time
    together, pulling stunts and whatnot.
[02:36] ---
    "Are you really Sunohara?"
[02:41] ---
    After all those experiences,
    it's only natural that they get closer.
[02:45] ---
    Wait, a lot of the images shown
    here weren't part of the anime at all.
[02:50] ---
    I can't believe they've
    all been so corrupted...
[02:53] ---
    I really have no choice
    but to destroy this world!
[02:55] ---
    Hey, Yurippe!
[02:57] ---
    I came up with another new act,
    let me know what you think.
[03:00] ---
    Yuri, let's go test-fire the new weapon
    that Cha-san developed!!
[03:03] ---
    Both of you can wait!
[03:05] ---
    There, there. Please calm down, Yuri-san.
[03:07] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[03:10] ---
    Yukine's coffee is so relaxing!
[03:13] ---
    You may be "corrupted" too.
[03:15] ---
    Now, Takeyama-kun! You're up!
[03:17] ---
    My plan is perfect.
[03:18] ---
    Also, please call me--
[03:19] ---
    The student council elections arc
    continues to the next episode!
[03:22] ---
    "To be continued"
[03:22] ---

[03:24] ---

[03:55] ---
    "Illustration by Yu Akinashi"

E22 - Confusion in the Student Council Presidential Election, Etc.

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[00:03] ---
    "Noumi" "Sakagami" "Kirishima" "Tohno"
[00:06] ---
    I am Kaori Misaka.
[00:06] ---
    "Kitagawa"
[00:08] ---
    I'm running so that
    I can teach Kitagawa-kun
[00:11] ---
    that miracles don't happen easily.
[00:14] ---
    Hey, Kaori-san?! Why do you always
    try to one-up me, and only me?!
[00:14] ---
    "Misaka" "Fight On Kaori"
[00:18] ---
    As you can tell from my story route,
[00:20] ---
    my sister can be a bit quirky in
    how she expresses affection.
[00:24] ---
    Everyone, Kanorin believes becoming
    president will allow her to use magic.
[00:29] ---
    Isn't that so adorable?
    Vote for my sister Kanorin!
[00:32] ---
    What?! I don't believe that!
[00:33] ---
    "Kirishima"
[00:34] ---
    Also, don't put me up as a
    candidate without telling me!
[00:37] ---
    "Fuko"
[00:37] ---
    I don't really know what a
    "student council president" is,
[00:40] ---
    but I am a starfish president!
[00:42] ---
    Fu-chan!
[00:43] ---
    At last, I make my first appearance!
[00:43] ---
    "Nishizono"
[00:46] ---
    I am Midori, not Mio!
[00:48] ---
    I thought now would be a good time
    to rule over the school openly.
[00:48] ---
    "Senri"
[00:51] ---
    Oh, I'm Akane Senri.
[00:53] ---
    Yay, yay.
[00:54] ---
    "Sunohara"
[00:54] ---
    I'm Mei Sunohara! I'll run because I can!
[00:57] ---
    For student council president,
[00:59] ---
    and a toilet seat cover!
[01:01] ---
    Whoever taught my sister that
    dumb joke, come out here now!
[01:04] ---
    Riki!
[01:04] ---
    "I love Riki"
[01:07] ---
    When did the number of
    candidates blow up like this?
[01:09] ---
    We're nearing the final episode.
[01:11] ---
    Those characters that haven't had much
    airtime are here to leave a mark.
[01:13] ---
    They're classic no-hope candidates.
[01:15] ---
    Phrasing!
[01:17] ---
    Hey, what about her,
    the one in your group?
[01:20] ---
    Yuri is...
[01:21] ---
    "Self-Examination Room"
[01:30] ---
    "Confusion in the Student Council
    Presidential Election, Etc."
[01:31] ---
    How did I fail?
[01:33] ---
    That was a perfect plan...
[01:36] ---
    Now, Takeyama-kun!
[01:37] ---
    Show me your hacking skills!
[01:38] ---
    It will be no trouble.
[01:40] ---
    Also, please call me Chr--
[01:41] ---
    Tamper with the data to give us an edge!
[01:46] ---
    "Morals"
[01:46] ---
    The public morals committee
    does not allow cheating!
[01:49] ---
    Our informant was right!
[01:50] ---
    We're sending you to
    the self-examination room!
[01:52] ---
    What--
[01:53] ---
    How did you find out?!
[01:56] ---
    I will remove all obstacles.
[01:57] ---
    Yes, I will become the student council
    president, a type of god,
[02:01] ---
    and then Otonashi-san and I will become
    the Adam and Eve of a new world!
[02:09] ---
    Yuzuru Guard Skill: Thieving Cat Eraser.
[02:14] ---
    "Note: Yuri is pretty clueless, and
    honestly doesn't realize she was betrayed."
[02:15] ---
    There couldn't have been
    any issues with my plan...!
[02:17] ---
    But I won't lose!
[02:19] ---
    In order to take revenge against
    that god, I will endure any hardship!
[02:23] ---
    I get it.
[02:24] ---
    I can endure the self-examination
    room for taiyaki.
[02:28] ---
    Don't equate my goal with taiyaki!
[02:29] ---
    By the way, how are you so confident?
[02:33] ---
    I come here weekly.
[02:34] ---
    A regular?!
[02:37] ---
    Yuri Nakamura, you're getting released.
[02:39] ---
    What about me?!
[02:41] ---
    There's a difference between
    a regular offender and a first-timer.
[02:43] ---
    Ugu...
[02:47] ---
    "Principal's Office"
[02:47] ---
    I'm back!
[02:48] ---
    Now finally I can make
    a plan to get elected...
[02:53] ---
    Otonashi-kun, Noda-kun, Yusa-san...?
[03:00] ---
    Guys...
[03:01] ---
    We're here to help, comrade Yuri!
[03:03] ---
    "Key"
[03:03] ---
    I know that voice!
[03:05] ---
    You want to be president, right?
[03:07] ---
    We'll help you.
[03:10] ---
    Because we're basically family.
[03:14] ---
    Yes, we are--
[03:16] ---
    "The Loser Heroine Gang"
[03:16] ---
    The Loser Heroine Gang!
[03:19] ---
    How terrible...
[03:20] ---
    Don't do it if it makes you sad...
[03:21] ---
    "To be continued"
[03:23] ---

[03:25] ---

[03:55] ---
    "Illustration by Ayumi Takato"

E23 - Cast My Vote for You, Etc.

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[00:00] ---
    The student council president has
    godlike powers in school-based stories.
[00:04] ---
    I wanted to become the president,
[00:06] ---
    so I could destroy this world that kind of
    seems like it was built by a god I hate.
[00:10] ---
    But I failed.
[00:11] ---
    But just when I thought
    all hope was lost...
[00:14] ---
    Yes, we are...
[00:16] ---
    "Again! The Loser Heroine Gang"
[00:16] ---
    ...the Loser Heroine Gang!
[00:18] ---
    "Key"
[00:19] ---
    Maybe all hope is lost.
[00:27] ---
    You say you "came to help,"
[00:27] ---
    "Cast My Vote for You, Etc."
[00:29] ---
    but do you know what my goal is?
[00:31] ---
    You want to destroy this world, right?
[00:33] ---
    Well, yeah, but aren't you
    treating that a bit too lightly?
[00:36] ---
    I mean, a world where
    I'm not the main heroine?
[00:38] ---
    I sometimes want to destroy it, too.
[00:40] ---
    You know, where I come from,
    we kinda got used to world devastation.
[00:44] ---
    I sense a bottomless
    darkness of some sort...
[00:47] ---
    So, Yuri, if you really want to,
    we can help.
[00:50] ---
    But for real, do you?
[00:51] ---
    For real? Well...
[00:54] ---
    I like this world.
[00:56] ---
    Yeah, we can meet and play
    with lots of different people.
[01:00] ---
    But that's only because this
    is a fake world built by a god--
[01:03] ---
    Let's assume that's true.
[01:06] ---
    Even still, the miraculously
    fun times we've spent together
[01:10] ---
    are neither lies nor fake.
[01:12] ---
    "President"
[01:14] ---
    So I ask again: For real?
[01:19] ---
    In this world,
[01:20] ---
    everyone can spend
    every day laughing like idiots.
[01:24] ---
    The world is obviously
    too comfortable to be real.
[01:27] ---
    Full of lies, forced on us
    by a stupid god...
[01:31] ---
    Full of lies...
[01:32] ---
    Fine! I admit it!
[01:36] ---
    I've enjoyed it, too!
[01:39] ---
    Hey, you're back.
[01:41] ---
    We rounded up the backstabbers.
[01:42] ---
    Please, I can explain.
[01:48] ---
    It's fine. Everyone just do as you like.
[01:52] ---
    I'll do as I like, too.
[01:54] ---
    In order to make this world even more fun,
[01:56] ---
    I'm seriously going to be
    student council president!
[02:00] ---
    "Nakamura"
[02:01] ---
    "Kitagawa" "Misaka"
[02:03] ---
    "Senri"
    "Tohno"
[02:04] ---
    "Riki!"
    "Naoe"
SIGN    "Student Council Presidential Election Poster Board: Tomoyo Sakagami, Minagi Tohno, Jun Kitagawa, Kaori Misaka, Kudryavka Noumi, Sasami Sasasegawa, Akio Furukawa, Botan, Akane Senri, Mei Sunohara"
[02:10] ---
    "Kaginado Academy Student Council
    Presidential Election Vote Count"
[02:12] ---
    I don't even know who's running anymore.
[02:15] ---
    The list grew even larger after that.
[02:17] ---
    You seem calm, Yuri.
[02:19] ---
    Yes. I did everything I needed to do.
    I have no regrets. Thanks.
[02:23] ---
    Yurippe!
[02:24] ---
    Stop calling me Yurippe!
[02:25] ---
    Vote counting is finished!
[02:28] ---
    The final results are...
[02:30] ---
    Gulp...!
[02:32] ---
    Every candidate got
    the same number of votes!
[02:35] ---
    Huh?
[02:36] ---
    "Huh?"
[02:37] ---
    That's right, not a single
    vote greater or fewer.
[02:47] ---
    But what about my determination
    and conviction and stuff?!
[02:50] ---
    What can I say?
[02:51] ---
    I guess if there were even
    one person who hasn't voted yet...
[02:54] ---
    Ugu, I've finally been released.
[02:58] ---
    Gasp...!
[03:00] ---
    What?
[03:01] ---
    Hey, Ayu, did you vote?
[03:03] ---
    Come on, Yuichi-kun.
[03:05] ---
    I was stuck in the usual
    self-examination room until just now.
[03:09] ---
    Of course I couldn't vote!
[03:14] ---
    Um?
[03:16] ---
    Get ready!
[03:18] ---
    Noooooo!
[03:20] ---
    Get back here!
[03:32] ---
    "Rakuichi Street"
    "Takenaka Liquor"
    "Tabaco, Alcohol, Sundries"
[03:37] ---
    "Shiratori"
[03:41] ---
    Come on! Please, I beg you,
[03:44] ---
    please forget about me!
[03:48] ---
    KAGINADO!
[03:48] ---
    "The End"
[03:50] ---
    Not okay.
    There's actually one more episode.
[03:55] ---

[03:55] ---
    "Illustration by Eriko Haga"
[03:57] ---

E24 - The Shape of a Miracle... Etc.