# Season 1
# E1 - Climax and such
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNW335/climax-and-such)
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**[00:04] ---**
Welcome to the planetarium!
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"Yumemi Hoshino"
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I'm Yumemi Hoshino,
the guide in this establishment.
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In a world that exists
out there somewhere...
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In a world where the four seasons
can be felt year-round,
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where the stars above
are always visible...
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A story unfolds of stars which shine
not in the sky, but on the earth.
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A group of bright miracles, no less
impressive than the stars in the sky.
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A miraculous manifestation loved by many.
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Please enjoy this special presentation
from this planetarium.
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"The Climax, Etc."
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It's just a quick hop.
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It's a walk-off home run.
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Kyosuke...
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Thanks for spending time
with an idiot like me.
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The Little Busters will never die.
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Masato, Kengo...!
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Riki...
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Hey! If you're all going
to fade away, fade faster!
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I can't make out
with Riki in private this way!
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You know I hate that more than anything!
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I love Riki much more than you do!
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Riki is mine!
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"Uh-oh... Uh-oh..."
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Uguu... Err, I mean...
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Stop! Don't fight over me!
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I can't do that.
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Nagisa...!
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Make your dream come true, Nagisa!
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Nagisa! You can do it!
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You're now carrying our feelings too!
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So make it come true, Nagisa!
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Dad, Mom, Tomoya...
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Yes!
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--♪ Skewered on a stick, dango... ♪
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--That's the wrong "Dango"!
--♪ Skewered on a stick, dango... ♪
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Oh dear.
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Over here, Misuzu. I'm over here.
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It's okay to cross
the goal line, isn't it?
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Misuzu...!
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Goal...
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Misuzu...
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It's actually way past noon,
so you're late.
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"Kaginado Academy"
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Oops...
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Misuzu's in trouble!
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Wait, you can run that fast?!
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She can run that fast?!
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Yuichi...
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Ayu...
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Please... Forget about me.
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Act like I never even
existed in the first place.
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You...!
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Why are you stealing *taiyaki* and
getting caught by the police again?
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"Police"
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They were all just sitting
there in the cafeteria...
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Yeah, *for sale*. Get it through your head.
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Uguu...
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Weren't you playing baseball earlier?
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Uguu!
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Drive, detective! Drive!
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Stare...
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"Key Coffee, Organic Full-Ripeness Beans"
"Let's get married!"
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"Potato"
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Manga, chips, coffee...
What a terrible combo.
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It's such a "good memory,"
Kagari-*chan* is knocked out.
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Hmm?
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We passed the moon.
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How far is this going?
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Hah... I don't know.
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Kotarou?!
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Have a nice trip.
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# E2 - The Title, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVXQQ5/the-title-etc)
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**[00:00] ---**
"Kaginado Academy"
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This is Kaginado Academy,
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"Let's play baseball!"
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the school that the people from various
worlds who live in this town attend,
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which we failed to explain in episode 1.
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"Bread"
"Parfait with special hand-made jam"
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Have I done all the
narration I need to do?
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"The Title, Etc."
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I wish terrorists would
attack or something...
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I envy the three of you.
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Ryou-*chan*, what do you mean, envy?
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"Rose"
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Well, I'm really bland.
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I'm often referred to as
"the boring twin," "a bad cook,"
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"too romantically intense,"
"yet kind of a slut"...
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Basically people say whatever they want.
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So, what, you want the heroine
that didn't get pursued
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to still love only the protagonist
and stay single forever?
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"Heh heh heh"
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Ponpoko tanuki.
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Kawasumi-*san*, you have a flashy sword.
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I am a demon slayer.
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Tokido-*san*, you can do flashy gunplay.
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As a super spy, it's only natural.
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Kirishima-*san*, you have a flashy bandana.
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What? Bandanas are totally normal.
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If it lets you use magic if you keep it
on until you grow up, it's not normal.
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But, well, Ryou-*chan*,
you're a great fortune teller.
***SIGN*** "Kaginado Academy Festival"
***SIGN*** "Japan Martel Group presents" "Flea Market" "Shops wanted"
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Yes. Every prediction I make,
the reverse comes true.
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Also known as the death teller
or harbinger of doom...
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Demon slayer?!
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Super spy?!
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Sealed wizard?!
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Harbinger of doom?!
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That's what I call mach, even for girls!
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"Otsu" "Meat Bun"
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Thanks for waiting, dear ladies!
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What's going on, Sunohara-*kun*?
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Isn't it obvious?
I've come to welcome you into...
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...my harem!
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"Muscle"
"Masato Inohara"
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He's spouting gibberish.
Let's end him, Mai-*san*.
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Honey bear.
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Whoa, easy. Unless you
want this dog... Dog?
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To go bald, drop your weapons.
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Potato!
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You villain...! Fine.
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Honey bear.
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Yes, obey me!
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Do you think we would succumb
to a terrorist's demands?!
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I do, because the title
of this anime is "*Kaginado*"!
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Obviously, it means we from
Team Clannad are the protagonists!
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Protagonists are allowed to do anything!
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--What...?
--Huh?
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Allowed to do anything...?
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Ryou-*chan*, your ambitions
are clearly visible.
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Yes! Spring has come for me!
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"Heh heh heh"
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Just like it says in my name!
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Hold up.
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I'm taking over this duel of fate--
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Not on my watch!
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"Please wait a moment"
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That was lethal!
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In a perfect world you all
would be a bit younger,
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but you're still cute girls
that need to be protected.
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Lose the extra detail!
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Yuiko-*chan*, you're great!
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Thank you... Dammit.
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I'm sure you're all rattled. Let me
buy you some sweets at the cafeteria.
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--Honey bear!
--Oh, by the way...
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"Kaginado"
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"Kaginado" written in
kanji means "Key, etc."
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"Key, Etc."
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The "Nad" here is unrelated
to "Clannad," so fear not:
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its cast won't get special treatment.
**[03:10] ---**
What?!
**[03:11] ---**
"Starfish"
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What does "Etc." mean?!
**[03:22] ---**
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"Illustration by Natsuki Tanihara"
# E3 - Club Activities, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVW991/club-activities-etc)
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**[00:01] ---**
Yeehaw! This here is Kaginado Academy.
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A school attended by the people from
various worlds who live in this town!
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I'd bet after-school activities
are even more lively!
**[00:12] ---**
I'm totally going to run
for head of the student council!
**[00:20] ---**
"Club Activities, Etc."
**[00:21] ---**
Sorry, but starting today,
this place will be used by us...
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The Neo Kendo Club!
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Wait, but none of you have a *shinai*...
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I am a demon slayer.
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My blade shall cut through all!
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This is just a replica sword,
it can't cut.
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You cut me with that thing last episode!
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Also, why are they all girls?!
Is this a harem?!
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Are you supposed to be Tomoya Okazaki?!
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There was a chance
I could have been like him, too!
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Yikes! You all are
definitely not using kendo!
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Enough talk. Leave this place, or else.
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N-No violence!
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Please let us compete through soccer!
***SIGN*** Blond dude and a toilet seat cover
& unrelated folks Soccer Club
***SIGN*** Superhuman trying to look young
& savage goddesses Neo Kendo Club
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I shall punish those who
soil the good name of kendo...
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I can't say no to anyone
who wants help from my muscles.
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What is that large cat-like creature?
A new type of monster?
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Just a handicap.
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I thought you said you literally had to
borrow a cat's hand because nobody came.
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Don't give away the truth!
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If the Soccer Club can't even
beat the Neo Kendo Club in soccer,
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then there's no loss
in disbanding it, is there?
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I might not look it, but I'm on an
athletic scholarship for soccer.
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I dare you to try taking
this ball away from me!
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I am a demon slayer.
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That makes no sense!
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What are you doing?!
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I am Guardian. I hunt monsters!
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Why?! Why can't I see under the skirts?!
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Is this because this
isn't technically Ecstasy?!
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What an obvious shot!
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Huh?
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Extreme vibrations... My other curse.
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I don't understand, but I guess my muscles
are telling me I don't need clothes!
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Kengo! Time for a counterattack!
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Don't disrespect kendo!
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Can you also show some respect to soccer?!
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Not on my watch!
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My vibrations are still active.
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I have to rewrite...
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Rewrite my body so that it
can withstand the vibrations...
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And... Do well!
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Sunohara! We have to
work together to stop this!
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No! I don't want to!
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Friendship! Muscle! Save!
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What are you doing on the field?!
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The Soccer Club is suspended
indefinitely due to lewd behavior!
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I've always wanted to say this, but why
do you hate the Soccer Club so much?!
**[03:20] ---**
That was a fine presentation indeed.
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"Illustration by Ishiki"
# E4 - Swimwear, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG9NN4/swimwear-etc)
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**[00:01] ---**
Blue sky, white clouds, bright sunlight...
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Summer: the season where
everything vanishes into the heat haze.
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And...
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Goal...
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I told you to stop doing that!
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Why do you keep trying
to cross the goal line?!
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G-Gao...
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A long vacation.
The end of my narration...
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"Swimwear, Etc."
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Everyone!
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Today's P.E. activity is swimming!
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--Whoa...
--Not bad at all.
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Wasn't there something wrong
with her proportions, though?
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You're just imagining things.
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This sight should be making me happy,
but for some reason it's not.
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"Sasasegawa" "Noumi"
**[01:00] ---**
Wafu! So cold!
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This is nothing!
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Oh...
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"Senri"
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That's cold.
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"Nishizono"
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All things must pass.
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Mmm...
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"Ichinose"
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It's very cold.
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"Ichinose"
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Wafu! One moment! Something's wrong!
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What is it?
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Miss Kagari! Please try the shower!
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"Miracle"
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Silly human. I am Kagari-*chan*,
planetary spirit.
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I won't allow water to touch me.
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Hey! That's cold!
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"Fujibayashi" "Minase"
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Stop it, Kagari-*chan*.
You're splashing water all over.
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It's cold.
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"Fujibayashi" "Minase"
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Wafu! I sense malicious intent!
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You're just imagining things.
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Next!
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"Sawatari"
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It's Makoto's turn!
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"Sasasegawa"
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What's going on?! Why is my beautiful
body still a barrel-shaped *chibi*?!
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Mine, too! What could
we possibly be missing?!
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Breasts, probably.
**[02:01] ---**
I think breasts.
**[02:02] ---**
Definitely boobs, but I
shouldn't say it out loud.
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I bet it's breasts.
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He said it out loud!
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Truly impressive, elder!
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He's more oblivious and
inappropriate than we are!
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Yes, he's even capable of boldly barging
into a bathroom while a girl is bathing!
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"Victim"
**[02:16] ---**
Um...
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Please cheer up.
**[02:18] ---**
"Tohno"
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"Noumi" "Rice coupon"
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Thank... you...
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She's just going to accept it...
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--She accepted it...
--But doesn't that mean...
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So you've accepted defeat?
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Read the mood, dammit!
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Yuichi!
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Did you see Makoto's
superb swimming ability?
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Oh, it's cold...
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"Fujibayashi" "Ichinose"
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I see, so that means...
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"Fujibayashi"
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This.
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"Ichinose"
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Is this it?
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"Sasasegawa" "Noumi"
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Wafu! Now I see it!
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Now that we know...
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Wafu! What are we missing?!
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Miss Noumi! There's no choice
but to go into Ecstasy Mode!
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Yes! I also have a Wafter mode!
**[03:07] ---**
"Sawatari" "Miracle"
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Both of you, calm down!
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It would be boorish to interfere.
**[03:12] ---**
Hey, Miss Kagari...
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Oh, that's cold.
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Wafu!
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I don't accept this!
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"Illustration by Poyoyon Rock"
# E5 - Holiday, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4VDKQ/holiday-etc)
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**[00:00] ---**
"Japan Martel Group presents: Flea Market"
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Humans must make sacrifices
in order to live on.
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"Taiyaki"
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"Senri's Fortune Telling Mansion"
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In some cases, this means
that they must toil on a day of rest.
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"Kotomi's Recital"
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"Happiness Spiral Donations"
"Donations" "Homemade" "Jam"
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"Japan Martel Group presents: Flea Market"
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I determined my next narration.
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So this is the place where one can
make money by showing off tricks.
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"Holiday, Etc."
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"Holiday, Etc."
"Toys"
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"Holiday, Etc."
"Druidic Miracles: Monster Show"
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"Druidic Miracles: Monster Show"
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I'll show them what a
real street performance is like.
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And now... Ramen set!
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Okay, it's time for a fun puppet show!
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"A few minutes later"
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Why is no one coming to watch my show?
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What could possibly be missing?
There are no gimmicks here...
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Here we go.
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One more, here we go.
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Yay, yay. Thank you, thank you.
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"3,150 yen earned"
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"Furukawa Bread"
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We're selling Dango Family bread.
Enjoy with your whole family!
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Nobody told me I have to
dress like this. I'm embarrassed!
**[01:08] ---**
"Furukawa Bread"
"Saury Bread" "Dango Bread"
**[01:09] ---**
The bread I made with
Sanae-*san* isn't selling at all.
**[01:12] ---**
Saury bread, packed with saury
cream--what's wrong with that?
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Welcome, sir.
**[01:19] ---**
You'll purchase Sanae's special saury
bread to show your sincerity, right?
**[01:23] ---**
My bread isn't worthy of
purchase without "sincerity"!
**[01:28] ---**
I love it!
**[01:31] ---**
"3,900 yen earned"
**[01:33] ---**
Welcome, gypsy, to this house of wonders.
**[01:37] ---**
Will I get a girlfriend
in the near future?
**[01:39] ---**
No, you won't.
**[01:40] ---**
Why are you answering, Kaori?!
**[01:42] ---**
No, you won't.
**[01:43] ---**
What could I possibly be missing?!
**[01:44] ---**
Character.
**[01:45] ---**
Oh no...
**[01:46] ---**
See? No catchy comebacks.
**[01:48] ---**
Lacking character? I recommend this
talisman. It will open up your future!
**[01:52] ---**
Take my money!
**[01:54] ---**
"5,000 yen earned"
**[01:59] ---**
Earplugs for sale, special deal, 20% off!
**[01:59] ---**
"Earplugs"
**[02:04] ---**
"6,400 yen earned"
**[02:06] ---**
"Extra Thick Peach Gum"
**[02:06] ---**
Why am I the only one
who can't make any money?!
**[02:09] ---**
"1 candy and 1 gum earned"
**[02:13] ---**
Cha-ching, that's a lot of change...
**[02:16] ---**
Hey, I'm taking over your location,
and your audience too!
**[02:19] ---**
Oh, so you wish to have
a showdown with Kotori-*san*?
**[02:24] ---**
"Wandering Unemployed:
Yukito Kunisaki
**[02:24] ---**
Ordinary Miser:
Kotori Kanbe"
**[02:27] ---**
Who are they?
**[02:28] ---**
"Hi I'm Rikako" "Hi I'm Keisuke"
**[02:28] ---**
Monsters... Okay, no,
these are just my parents!
**[02:32] ---**
Whatever.
**[02:34] ---**
I'll show you my ultimate technique,
loaded with a thousand years of emotions!
**[02:41] ---**
Huh?
**[02:45] ---**
Ugu... Get out of the way!
**[02:54] ---**
Somewhere beyond
this sky is a girl with wings.
**[02:59] ---**
She's been there forever.
**[03:01] ---**
Put your heart and soul into the puppet.
**[03:04] ---**
Because I will be with you...
**[03:07] ---**
--Yay! Kanbe is the best!
**[03:10] ---**
--Yay, yay. Thanks, thanks.
--Yay! Kanbe is the best!
**[03:12] ---**
"99,999 yen earned"
**[03:15] ---**
Kanbe is the best! Kanbe is the best!
**[03:19] ---**
I know. I'll become a crow.
**[03:22] ---**
**[03:24] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Mikeou"
# E6 - Little Sisters, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEP2W3/little-sisters-etc)
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"Kaginado Academy"
**[00:01] ---**
Little sisters.
**[00:02] ---**
They are often people we must protect.
**[00:05] ---**
At times, they are those
we treasure and cherish.
**[00:08] ---**
A sinful existence that knows no equal.
**[00:10] ---**
Yes. For example...
**[00:10] ---**
"King of Key TV"
**[00:12] ---**
It would not be unreasonable to delay
one's plans for marriage for their sister.
**[00:16] ---**
"Heated debate! Gather together,
older brothers and little sisters.
Little sisters for the win"
**[00:23] ---**
"Little Sisters, Etc."
**[00:24] ---**
And so...
**[00:25] ---**
"Kyousuke Natsume:
I'd create a new
world for my sister"
**[00:25] ---**
"Sakuya Ohtori:
All damage to my
sister redirects to me"
**[00:26] ---**
I invited those with little sisters
to gather here today.
**[00:27] ---**
"Sizuru Nakatsu:
Medicine for my sister"
**[00:27] ---**
"Kaori Misaka:
How could
you say that?
I love it"
**[00:27] ---**
"Mio Nishizono:
Imaginary Sister"
**[00:28] ---**
"Tomoyo Sakagami:
150% name sync rate
with my sister"
**[00:28] ---**
"Youhei Sunohara:
Little sister, and a toilet seat cover"
**[00:30] ---**
"Kyou Fujibayashi:
No elder sister is better
than her younger sister"
**[00:30] ---**
"Kanata Futaki:
The whole world agrees
that little sisters are cute"
**[00:31] ---**
Hold up! Tomoyo,
do you even have a little sister?
**[00:34] ---**
Her uniform is different from
the one Fujibayashi-*san* is wearing.
**[00:37] ---**
Oh, it is. That's the summer uniform...
Which means...
**[00:40] ---**
Yes, I am After Tomoyo. I have
a little sister with a different mom.
**[00:44] ---**
Also, take note of the fact
that I practically live with Okazaki.
**[00:48] ---**
What?!
**[00:53] ---**
Question.
**[00:53] ---**
My sister doesn't recognize me as
her sister. Why was I invited today?
**[01:01] ---**
The fact remains that
you have a little sister.
**[01:04] ---**
Please, everyone, tell us your feelings
towards your little sisters.
**[01:06] ---**
Just to set a baseline,
**[01:06] ---**
"Morals"
**[01:07] ---**
I can't imagine anyone *doesn't*
find their little sister cute.
**[01:11] ---**
Agreed. It should be noted
that my little sister is much cuter
**[01:14] ---**
than the other cute little sisters.
**[01:17] ---**
Isn't expressing love towards one's
twin sister inherently narcissistic,
**[01:20] ---**
a projection of one's own image?
**[01:24] ---**
I see. That's well put.
**[01:26] ---**
It's like talking about how beautiful
your reflection in the mirror is.
**[01:30] ---**
Grrr!
**[01:31] ---**
What a delusional verbal assault.
**[01:32] ---**
Of course my little sister is cuter!
**[01:36] ---**
Hmm? My sister?
**[01:37] ---**
"About your older brother/sister
What is the truth?"
"Miss R (Has an older sister) She tried to 'practice' kissing"
**[01:38] ---**
She tried to "practice" kissing...
**[01:41] ---**
...masquerading as me.
**[01:41] ---**
"...masquerading as me."
**[01:43] ---**
Fujibayashi-*san*, how could you...
**[01:45] ---**
Huh? Kanata did actual kissing,
not "practice"...
**[01:45] ---**
"About your older brother/sister
What is the truth?"
Miss H (Has an older sister) Kanata did actual kissing, not 'practice'"
**[01:49] ---**
...masquerading as me.
**[01:53] ---**
You two are a disgrace
to the title of "big sister."
**[01:56] ---**
--Um...
--Hmm?
**[01:58] ---**
She used to say, "I don't have a sister."
**[01:58] ---**
"About your older brother/sister
What is the truth?"
"Miss S (Has an older sister) She used to say, 'I don't have a sister.'"
**[02:02] ---**
You all are despicable.
**[02:06] ---**
We may not share a mother, but my
little sister is very honest and good.
**[02:10] ---**
"Tomo" "Tomoyo"
**[02:10] ---**
Her name, "Tomo," is similar to mine.
**[02:13] ---**
I suspect she was named that
**[02:15] ---**
so that it's easier to gloss over accidentally
saying the wrong daughter's name.
**[02:19] ---**
"Tomo" "Tomoyo"
**[02:19] ---**
My father is a dirtbag!
**[02:22] ---**
Uh, I don't dote over
my sister or anything.
**[02:27] ---**
Don't you make Mei cry!
**[02:30] ---**
Good job.
**[02:32] ---**
Huh? That's totally normal.
**[02:34] ---**
Who wouldn't get pissed off
if someone made their sister cry?
**[02:37] ---**
Youhei... Making a sound argument?
**[02:39] ---**
What's going on? I thought Sunohara-*kun*
was supposed to be a loser!
**[02:42] ---**
"Are you really Sunohara?"
**[02:43] ---**
Why am I receiving such abuse right now?!
**[02:48] ---**
That natural attitude,
is that what we're missing?!
**[02:52] ---**
We covet that title!
**[02:53] ---**
"*Onii-chan*"
**[02:56] ---**
Call us "*Onii-chan*"!
**[02:57] ---**
*Onii-chan.*
**[02:59] ---**
Back to the important topic! My sister
is the cutest, and I'm the most loving!
**[03:04] ---**
How foolish. My sister is the best.
**[03:07] ---**
How could there be anyone better than me?
**[03:09] ---**
My love for Tomo is true!
**[03:11] ---**
I've prepared a way to determine how strong
your emotions are towards your sisters.
**[03:16] ---**
I see, baseball.
**[03:18] ---**
Correct.
**[03:19] ---**
Wait, what?! That makes no sense!
**[03:21] ---**
This will continue.
**[03:23] ---**
**[03:25] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Sadoru Chiba"
# E7 - Charades, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ74NZ/charades-etc)
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Who has the strongest feelings
for their little sister?
**[00:03] ---**
The battle to determine that begins now.
**[00:07] ---**
Please note that I delayed my plans
for marriage for my sister.
**[00:18] ---**
The rules are simple.
**[00:18] ---**
"Charades, Etc."
**[00:19] ---**
Your little sister pitches a ball,
and you hit it over the fence.
**[00:23] ---**
If you share a truly solid trust,
a home run should be easy.
**[00:28] ---**
Ryou, let's show them how tight
the bond between twins is!
**[00:30] ---**
Yeah, sis, let's go.
**[00:33] ---**
You...
**[00:34] ---**
...homewrecker!
**[00:40] ---**
Did she do that on purpose?
**[00:42] ---**
Surely not...
**[00:43] ---**
--But she did say "homewrecker."
--Thank you. Thank you.
**[00:49] ---**
How pitiful. You should
be able to hit your sister's ball,
**[00:52] ---**
no matter where it goes.
**[00:54] ---**
Haruka, time to show off
the strength of our bond.
**[00:58] ---**
You can count on me!
**[01:00] ---**
You homewrecker!
**[01:07] ---**
Was that on purpose, too?
**[01:09] ---**
But her grip was for a fastball.
**[01:11] ---**
But she did say "homewrecker."
**[01:16] ---**
I guess they hold a grudge because
their sisters masqueraded as them.
**[01:18] ---**
The younger twins seem
to harbor deep resentment.
**[01:21] ---**
I don't have any problems on that score--
**[01:24] ---**
"I don't have a little sister"!
**[01:26] ---**
Shiori...?
**[01:28] ---**
I don't like people
who say things like that.
**[01:33] ---**
Come on, the next little sister awaits.
**[01:36] ---**
Hmm? Where are your sisters,
Mio-*san* and Sizuru-*san*?
**[01:39] ---**
She doesn't recognize me as her sister.
**[01:42] ---**
She's standing right here, can't you see?
**[01:48] ---**
There's no need for Rin and I
to go easy on each other.
**[01:51] ---**
We've led our entire
lives as all-out rivals.
**[01:53] ---**
Stop flirting with Riki!
**[01:57] ---**
Yes... Just as I expected...!
**[01:59] ---**
The game is called!
**[02:02] ---**
No...
**[02:03] ---**
We can't let the number-one
most popular character take that pose!
**[02:07] ---**
One more!
**[02:08] ---**
Please, no!
**[02:10] ---**
It was my route...
**[02:12] ---**
Why do people call it the "Sakuya route"?!
**[02:17] ---**
Truly sorry about that!
**[02:22] ---**
Mei, are you aiming there, too?
**[02:25] ---**
Aiming for my crotch?!
**[02:26] ---**
That's gross, *onii-chan*.
**[02:30] ---**
I'm so jealous...
He gets called "*onii-chan*"...
**[02:34] ---**
Agreed... Extremely enviable...
**[02:36] ---**
It's hard to enjoy envy
from you two right now!
**[02:40] ---**
I shall prove to you all that
my little sister is my most precious--
**[02:45] ---**
What is this?
**[02:46] ---**
Big sis, "has a little brother"
is core to your identity!
**[02:48] ---**
With me dressed like this,
it's like a "buy one, get one free"!
**[02:51] ---**
Here I come, big sis! Hit my ball!
**[02:54] ---**
Yes, you are precious to me too...
**[02:58] ---**
But I don't recall raising
you into such an idiot!
**[03:05] ---**
Big sis, you're so much cuter
when you're with big bro.
**[03:13] ---**
So who's the winner here?
**[03:15] ---**
Obviously, it's me, since
I delayed my marriage for my sister.
**[03:21] ---**
What a charade.
**[03:23] ---**
**[03:25] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Matsuri Kimura"
# E8 - Soulmates, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQX7P1/soulmates-etc)
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The desire to stay with
the person dearest to us forever...
**[00:05] ---**
Please do not divide Heaven in two.
**[00:10] ---**
Hmm?
**[00:12] ---**
Huh...
**[00:28] ---**
"Soulmates, Etc."
**[00:29] ---**
Public Morals Chairperson!
**[00:31] ---**
"Morals"
**[00:31] ---**
Look there!
**[00:32] ---**
Hmm?!
**[00:33] ---**
"Fortune Telling"
**[00:33] ---**
Suspicious... Let's go have a word.
**[00:36] ---**
My crystal ball and I shall offer
guidance to bewildered teens!
**[00:41] ---**
First session is free!
**[00:43] ---**
Um, you can't run shady
businesses out here--
**[00:45] ---**
You there, little one!
**[00:47] ---**
In the future, you will grow much taller,
**[00:49] ---**
and become a beautiful
woman with big boobs!
**[00:52] ---**
This person can be trusted.
**[00:53] ---**
Hey!
**[00:55] ---**
Special offer:
I will tell your fortune, too!
**[01:00] ---**
You will...
**[01:02] ---**
...discover your soulmate!
**[01:03] ---**
Soulmate?
**[01:05] ---**
You know, like someone
whose soul is connected to yours?
**[01:08] ---**
Someone you knew in
a previous life or whatever.
**[01:10] ---**
What?
**[01:11] ---**
Oh, and they're really close by!
**[01:13] ---**
Is... Is that...
**[01:15] ---**
Must be me, Haru-*chin*!
**[01:17] ---**
What?!
**[01:18] ---**
Kana-*chin*, sorry about last episode.
**[01:23] ---**
After landing that blow,
I feel so much better.
**[01:25] ---**
So you'll forgive me?
**[01:26] ---**
Of course. After all, we are soulmates...
**[01:31] ---**
Stop.
**[01:32] ---**
I am close by, too. And so is this person.
**[01:35] ---**
Hey, doesn't it seem like
we all have similar voices?
**[01:38] ---**
Now that you mention it...
**[01:40] ---**
Oh no, did Haru-*chin* get it wrong?!
**[01:42] ---**
Did Sizu-*chin* get a win?
**[01:43] ---**
Kana-*chin*'s incredible mystery!
**[01:45] ---**
Cut it out!
**[01:46] ---**
Even your name is too similar to mine!
**[01:50] ---**
My soulmate must be...
**[01:55] ---**
*Onee-chan...*
**[01:56] ---**
Haruka...
**[01:59] ---**
Uh, chairperson?
**[02:02] ---**
She got away.
**[02:03] ---**
Bye!
**[02:05] ---**
I made more money than I thought.
**[02:08] ---**
Fortune telling with
a crystal ball you found?
**[02:11] ---**
I finally found you!
**[02:12] ---**
Oh no! Public Morals Chairperson!
**[02:14] ---**
Results are not yet conclusive!
**[02:16] ---**
Is Haruka my soulmate?!
She is, isn't she?!
**[02:19] ---**
Oh, um, fortune telling is closed now.
**[02:21] ---**
Just hand it over!
**[02:24] ---**
Who is my soulmate?
**[02:27] ---**
Shake it, shake it, hey!
**[02:29] ---**
Wow, cool!
**[02:30] ---**
No, that's wrong!
**[02:32] ---**
The nape of Kana-*chin*'s neck looks lonely.
**[02:35] ---**
Flat-chested puppy.
**[02:37] ---**
Taka-*chin* max power.
**[02:38] ---**
How does that thing work?!
**[02:41] ---**
Meow-hoo.
**[02:42] ---**
That's it, yes!
**[02:44] ---**
Oh, in Japan I have arrived.
**[02:46] ---**
Who is this?!
**[02:48] ---**
Samurai, oh, samurai.
**[02:51] ---**
Hey! Wait!
**[03:01] ---**
Hey! Wait!
**[03:07] ---**
Since I am a robot,
I am great at impressions.
**[03:12] ---**
May these soulmates--
**[03:14] ---**
or rather, soul *sisters*,
live happily ever after.
**[03:19] ---**
That is my wish.
**[03:21] ---**
**[03:23] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Hekiru Hikawa"
# E9 - Protagonists, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4EP81/protagonists-etc)
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Though their circumstances
sometimes draw envy,
**[00:04] ---**
their fates lead them
to an inescapable abyss
**[00:09] ---**
that can only be understood
by those in the centers of stories.
**[00:10] ---**
"Chairperson"
**[00:13] ---**
A darkness.
**[00:15] ---**
"21st Protagonist Convention"
**[00:16] ---**
"Now Beginning"
**[00:22] ---**
"Protagonists, Etc."
**[00:23] ---**
For the first discussion topic,
**[00:25] ---**
I'd like Naoe... I mean,
Comrade N to kick us off.
**[00:27] ---**
I'd like to get your honest opinions:
**[00:30] ---**
What do you think about girls
with weird speech habits?
**[00:32] ---**
Like, for example... "wafu."
**[00:35] ---**
He went deep from the get-go!
**[00:36] ---**
Is he testing us?!
**[00:37] ---**
Still, this is a place
for honest discussion.
**[00:40] ---**
To be honest, I had no idea
how to respond to "gao."
**[00:43] ---**
When the first word out
of her mouth was "anpan,"
**[00:44] ---**
I seriously considered just leaving.
**[00:46] ---**
She kept calling me "filthy"
and "pervert" as she hit me!
**[00:49] ---**
Isn't that awful?!
**[00:51] ---**
"Uguu," "auu," "I don't like people
who say things like that,"
**[00:54] ---**
the one-second "okay,"
**[00:55] ---**
"Morning! It's morning!
Eat breakfast and go to school,"
**[00:57] ---**
"honey bear," "*ponpoko tanuki*"...
**[00:59] ---**
That's what I face every day.
**[01:00] ---**
Wow, first protagonist...
I mean, Comrade A.
**[01:03] ---**
Isn't the bear and
*tanuki* thing your own fault?
**[01:04] ---**
Let's move on.
**[01:05] ---**
Hypothetically, how would you judge
an adult male traveling street performer
**[01:09] ---**
getting intimate with a girl
he meets in a foreign land?
**[01:11] ---**
Guilty.
**[01:11] ---**
"Guilty"
**[01:13] ---**
Yeah, guilty.
**[01:15] ---**
--Now how am I going to come out
with the fact that I'm almost 30?
--Next.
**[01:19] ---**
Comrades, so, uh...
**[01:21] ---**
How many "partners" have you had...?
**[01:23] ---**
Just one.
**[01:24] ---**
What about "After"?
**[01:26] ---**
That version is separate,
and there's only one there, too.
**[01:28] ---**
I see.
**[01:30] ---**
Um... Three.
**[01:32] ---**
Guilty.
**[01:36] ---**
Tennouji... I mean,
Comrade T, what about you?
**[01:39] ---**
In real terms, zero.
**[01:40] ---**
Oh...
**[01:41] ---**
Aizawa... I mean, Comrade A?
**[01:43] ---**
Five.
**[01:50] ---**
And also...
**[01:52] ---**
He's on number six!
**[01:53] ---**
He can't fit them on one hand?!
**[01:55] ---**
The Little Busters are living in sin!
**[01:57] ---**
Oh, right. At that time,
Nishizono-*san* was Midori.
**[02:01] ---**
Double digits?!
**[02:02] ---**
He looks so innocent!
**[02:04] ---**
Is this the new era we live in?
**[02:05] ---**
I just happened to have
a lot of girls around me.
**[02:08] ---**
Maybe I can ask Kagari to make
a branch world full of debauchery...!
**[02:12] ---**
Shit! Should I have put the moves
on Haruko and Hijiri, too?!
**[02:15] ---**
If I play my cards right,
I can get at least four more...
**[02:17] ---**
You guys, calm down.
One partner is enough.
**[02:21] ---**
"Harem King"
**[02:21] ---**
Silence, Harem King!
**[02:22] ---**
It's a bit rude to show off how
blasé you can afford to be about it.
**[02:26] ---**
Next, Okazaki... I mean, Comrade O.
**[02:29] ---**
Why do our romances
have to end so cruelly?
**[02:37] ---**
Please... forget about me.
**[02:41] ---**
Goal!
**[02:42] ---**
Could you let me rest... for a little bit?
**[02:46] ---**
Those were some fond memories.
**[02:48] ---**
I'm the one who loved you
more than anyone!
**[02:53] ---**
Huh?!
**[02:54] ---**
That's a cruel romance...?
**[02:57] ---**
Let's end here for today.
**[02:59] ---**
You will be notified when
the next meeting is scheduled.
**[03:01] ---**
Right.
**[03:03] ---**
**[03:05] ---**
**[03:21] ---**
"21st Protagonist Convention"
**[03:22] ---**
"Now Over"
**[03:56] ---**
"Illustration by Izumi Sakurazawa"
# E10 - Carnival Preparations, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2X14W/carnival-preparations-etc)
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Preparations for the academy's
carnival are suddenly under way.
**[00:01] ---**
"Kaginado Academy Carnival"
**[00:04] ---**
Make sure you don't hurt
or overexert yourselves.
**[00:08] ---**
That said, in times of crisis...
**[00:10] ---**
Do come visit me at your
friendly local Kirishima Clinic!
**[00:19] ---**
"Carnival Preparations, Etc."
**[00:22] ---**
The school carnival is
also a microcosm of life.
**[00:25] ---**
I hope they don't give up or
lose heart and keep working hard.
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I used to think adolescence
was the tightrope walk of life.
**[00:33] ---**
But this is nice, in its way.
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Indeed.
**[00:38] ---**
By the way, why am I included
in this particular group?
**[00:43] ---**
Depending on the reason...
**[00:46] ---**
It won't be "okay."
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Her aura is stronger
than Sakura Kashima's!
**[00:49] ---**
Youth be damned, this is
the tightrope moment of my life!
**[00:55] ---**
Okay.
**[01:01] ---**
Stop it! Mom! Stop it!
**[01:05] ---**
Huh?!
**[01:06] ---**
Stop it!
**[01:12] ---**
Finished!
**[01:13] ---**
Tomorrow, we're guaranteed
to grab the visitors' hearts
**[01:16] ---**
with this ultimate marine product...
**[01:18] ---**
--Starfish!
--Taiyaki!
--Saury!
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The beautiful shape of the starfish makes
it the most relaxing marine product!
**[01:26] ---**
Uguu! Taiyaki is the
ultimate marine product!
**[01:30] ---**
Be nice, you're both traveling spirits.
**[01:33] ---**
Hey, spoiler alert?!
**[01:34] ---**
Let's meet halfway and visit the
hometown of every Japanese heart,
**[01:38] ---**
the saury!
**[01:41] ---**
"Marine Life Alliance..."
**[01:43] ---**
"Disbanded due to
differing marine life choices!"
**[01:49] ---**
This is the main attraction
of all school carnivals.
**[01:52] ---**
Yes... The beauty contest!
**[01:52] ---**
"Miss Kaginado Contest Project Proposal"
"Planned and Executed by Youhei Sunohara"
**[01:55] ---**
Kyousuke, I take it you've completed
the selection of contestants?
**[02:00] ---**
Certainly.
**[02:01] ---**
Behold, these top elites!
**[02:04] ---**
This school is full of pretty girls.
**[02:07] ---**
My expectations are sky-high--
**[02:09] ---**
You lolicon!
**[02:11] ---**
I thought you liked that too.
**[02:12] ---**
Of course not! Don't casually
destroy my standing in society!
**[02:16] ---**
--Kyousuke can be such a troublemaker.
**[02:16] ---**
--Wait, my little sister
falls under "loli"?
**[02:19] ---**
--Kyousuke can be such a troublemaker.
**[02:19] ---**
--Mei will have my head
if she finds out!
**[02:23] ---**
Ugh, why me? I'm not even a student.
**[02:26] ---**
Well, that's because you, uh...
**[02:29] ---**
You can't make a
living off of puppeteering,
**[02:31] ---**
so they bribed you
with school lunch tickets, right?
**[02:34] ---**
Again, he just said it out loud
with no regard for the group mood!
**[02:36] ---**
First Protagonist really is unstoppable.
**[02:39] ---**
Oh, that's the heroine who suffered
the most thanks to Aizawa's inability
**[02:41] ---**
to read moods in the video game
and the anime and the other anime.
**[02:45] ---**
Kotarou, phrasing...
**[02:49] ---**
What's wrong, Nayuki?
**[02:51] ---**
Yuichi... I don't have a mother.
**[02:55] ---**
I don't know what's going on,
**[02:57] ---**
but it must be bad if it warrants stealing
your best friend's signature line.
**[03:01] ---**
Don't worry, I'm sure
tomorrow will be a better day.
**[03:06] ---**
Yuichi...
**[03:08] ---**
Yes. You're right. Tomorrow is--
**[03:12] ---**
Going to be a great
school carnival, I hope.
**[03:14] ---**
I can't smile anymore.
**[03:18] ---**
Nayuki!
**[03:20] ---**
To be continued in the next episode.
**[03:21] ---**
"To be continued"
**[03:22] ---**
**[03:24] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Yuki Hiiro"
# E11 - Day of the Carnival, Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD7JZX/day-of-the-carnival-etc)
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Blessings upon the one
who enters, with open wings,
**[00:02] ---**
"Kaginado Academy Carnival"
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into these youthful festivities.
**[00:07] ---**
May these happy memories not be her last.
**[00:21] ---**
"Day of the Carnival, Etc."
**[00:23] ---**
Is Fuko destined to
wither away here, all alone?
**[00:26] ---**
No, you aren't!
**[00:28] ---**
Ayu-*san*, Sizuru-*san*!
**[00:30] ---**
Because even though
the specifics may vary,
**[00:31] ---**
"Starfish Carnival"
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our love towards
marine products is the same!
**[00:35] ---**
We are all different, which is good.
**[00:39] ---**
Fuko was in the wrong.
**[00:41] ---**
Starfish!
**[00:42] ---**
Taiyaki!
**[00:43] ---**
Saury!
**[00:44] ---**
They're all marine products!
**[00:46] ---**
"Marine Life Alliance, re-formed!"
**[00:48] ---**
That was beautiful to watch.
**[00:50] ---**
Friendship is a wonderful thing.
**[00:52] ---**
Taiyaki isn't a marine product, though.
**[00:56] ---**
"Healing Café"
"Keep Out"
**[01:00] ---**
Sayuri, the cake you made is delicious!
**[01:05] ---**
Please enjoy, don't hold back!
**[01:08] ---**
Sayuri! I want some, too!
**[01:10] ---**
Of course.
**[01:13] ---**
Say ah.
**[01:16] ---**
--I'm so glad to see you happy, Michiru.
--One from me, too. Say ah.
**[01:18] ---**
--Would anyone like some coffee?
--One from me, too. Say ah.
**[01:21] ---**
Yes please, thank you.
**[01:24] ---**
But coffee is so bitter...
**[01:26] ---**
I have just the magic spell for you.
**[01:28] ---**
What a pleasant atmosphere.
**[01:30] ---**
All the "relaxing type" people
are gathered in one place.
**[01:33] ---**
Watching the employees eat and drink?
**[01:36] ---**
Whatever this is, it's not a café.
**[01:40] ---**
But it's more realistic and
fun if you use live ammo.
**[01:40] ---**
"Shooting Gallery"
**[01:43] ---**
As a professional, I can't
let myself run a silly shop for kids.
**[01:49] ---**
Go ahead! Laugh!
**[01:50] ---**
Laugh at the fate of the spy
and her misguided professionalism!
**[01:53] ---**
Right! Next!
**[01:57] ---**
This school carnival is now mine!
**[02:00] ---**
And I'm not doing that because
I'm jealous of Tenma and Tenjin,
**[02:04] ---**
who are both enjoying
the carnival with their girlfriends!
**[02:06] ---**
Gao!
**[02:08] ---**
I brought this one along instead of Fogo,
**[02:10] ---**
since I didn't want
to burn down the school!
**[02:15] ---**
Who are you?!
**[02:18] ---**
Dammit, get'em, Earth Dragon!
**[02:20] ---**
Gao?
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I'm the great dinosaur Misuzugon.
**[02:24] ---**
Oh no!
**[02:25] ---**
"Dango Family vs.
The Great Dinosaur Misuzugon"
**[02:25] ---**
Looks like the dragon
and dino got mixed up somehow!
**[02:28] ---**
Dango Rainbow!
**[02:31] ---**
You got me...
**[02:36] ---**
Thunk.
**[02:38] ---**
I don't intend to share my name here,
**[02:40] ---**
but please vote for Tomoyo Sakagami
in the next student council election!
**[02:44] ---**
Not only did she share her name,
she also made a blatant sales pitch!
**[02:49] ---**
Sir Ryuya.
**[02:50] ---**
Is that...?
**[02:52] ---**
You there, your outfit is...
**[02:55] ---**
To use modern language, "totally rad"!
**[02:58] ---**
Thank you.
**[02:59] ---**
Your wings are very pretty and cool.
**[03:03] ---**
You're making me blush.
**[03:04] ---**
Gao! I am the great dinosaur Misuzugon!
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--Gao!
--Gao!
**[03:15] ---**
Don't cry, Uraha.
**[03:17] ---**
You either, Sir Ryuya.
**[03:20] ---**
This goes on for another episode!
**[03:22] ---**
"To be continued"
**[03:23] ---**
Thunk.
**[03:24] ---**
**[03:26] ---**
**[03:55] ---**
"Illustration by Mamu Mitsumomo"
# E12 - The School Carnival Ends, and Then... Etc.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U34NZ2/the-school-carnival-ends-and-then-etc)
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This three-episode-long
"Carnival Arc" is finally ending today.
**[00:03] ---**
"Twin Skit"
**[00:04] ---**
Huh? Who am I, you ask?
**[00:07] ---**
Let's save that for later.
**[00:15] ---**
"The School Carnival Ends,
and Then... Etc."
**[00:16] ---**
Hey, Mishio?
**[00:18] ---**
Yes, what is it, Makoto?
**[00:21] ---**
This is fun!
**[00:22] ---**
I wish the carnival
lasted forever and ever!
**[00:26] ---**
No, we can't make
the anime staff suffer like that.
**[00:31] ---**
The climax of the carnival,
the beauty contest!
**[00:34] ---**
Here are the contestants!
**[00:38] ---**
"Miss Kaginado Contest"
**[00:44] ---**
And so it begins!
**[00:46] ---**
The "Mister 'Miss Kaginado' Contest"!
**[00:47] ---**
"Mister Miss Kaginado Contest"
**[00:48] ---**
"Mister"
**[00:50] ---**
You really did it this time, Mio-*kun*.
**[00:54] ---**
Men grappling with other
men for beauty dominance...
**[00:58] ---**
Perhaps you're actually the
wildest one in the Little Busters.
**[01:02] ---**
Kaori, please look away...
**[01:05] ---**
Why me? Uraha, did you do this?!
**[01:09] ---**
No matter what humiliation I suffer,
**[01:10] ---**
you can't break the fangs of the wolf!
**[01:13] ---**
Dammit, not only did someone
tamper with the applications,
**[01:15] ---**
they put *us* on the stage!
**[01:17] ---**
We've been totally outplayed.
**[01:19] ---**
But now that I'm here,
**[01:20] ---**
I'm going to win this thing!
**[01:22] ---**
You need to take your
positive attitude down a notch!
**[01:24] ---**
--I see, it's this ability to
break free that I've been lacking!
--Wafu! Wafu! Wafu!
**[01:28] ---**
--Okay, then!
--Wafu! Wafu! Wafu!
**[01:29] ---**
Watch me shine, Kaori!
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I have no Kitagawa-*kun*.
**[01:35] ---**
That doesn't make any sense, big sis.
**[01:38] ---**
Why was he even born?
**[01:44] ---**
Bro, you're a dummy.
**[01:46] ---**
The contestants were chosen based on the
"protagonist's best friend" archetype.
**[01:51] ---**
"Ma" "Ken"
**[01:51] ---**
What?! I am Riki's best friend
and partner! My muscles say so!
**[01:56] ---**
Fool! I am Riki's one and only man!
**[02:00] ---**
"Miss Kaginado Contest"
"Ke" "Ma"
**[02:00] ---**
You guys are absolutely gross!
**[02:02] ---**
I am a lonely wolf.
**[02:05] ---**
I have no interest in becoming
Tennouji's "best friend"--
**[02:08] ---**
Looking cute, Yoshino-*kun*!
**[02:13] ---**
Kunisaki-*san*, you're a loner
who doesn't have a best friend,
**[02:16] ---**
so we've invited
your ancestor to fill that seat.
**[02:18] ---**
Descendant!
**[02:20] ---**
Don't worry, you'll live, Kunisaki!
I'm kind of the same!
**[02:23] ---**
This is absurd.
**[02:25] ---**
Actually, I find this aspect
of Sir Ryuya quite precious.
**[02:29] ---**
Mio-*kun*, why did you do this?
**[02:31] ---**
If we had the protagonists fight,
Naoe-*san* would obviously win.
**[02:36] ---**
I'm not so sure.
Against Aizawa-*kun* and the others,
**[02:39] ---**
I think it would be a pretty close match.
**[02:41] ---**
Whaaat?!
**[02:43] ---**
Did you hear that, Tomoya-*san*?
The little one has no doubt he'll win.
**[02:47] ---**
He's looking down on us
even though he's younger?
**[02:50] ---**
Just because he has a cute face and voice!
**[02:52] ---**
How insolent!
**[02:53] ---**
Bring it on!
**[02:55] ---**
Sure...
**[02:57] ---**
Let's do this, senpais.
**[03:00] ---**
Oho! A new challenger appears!
**[03:02] ---**
Let the contest begin!
**[03:05] ---**
"Keep Out"
**[03:06] ---**
"Rainbow Jam Bread" "Stop it"
**[03:08] ---**
"Saito's Jet Stream Noodles"
**[03:09] ---**
"Ghost Mansion"
**[03:13] ---**
After going through multiple tests...
**[03:15] ---**
The final winner has now been decided.
**[03:19] ---**
The winner is...
**[03:23] ---**
I'd still win!
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"MC"
**[03:25] ---**
Hideki Hinata!
**[03:27] ---**
Even so, I'd still win!
**[03:30] ---**
Who's that? Yikes. Seriously?
**[03:35] ---**
Look! Everyone fell silent!
**[03:37] ---**
I told you I didn't want to
take part in this stupid charade!
**[03:39] ---**
Yes, this is a charade.
**[03:43] ---**
This event...
**[03:45] ---**
This academy...
**[03:47] ---**
And this whole world!
**[03:50] ---**
That's why we're going to destroy it all!
**[03:53] ---**
We'll destroy this world,
made by a stupid god!
**[03:57] ---**
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