E8 - Boredom

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[00:03] Sign
    Tokyo Jujutsu High School
[00:06] Machineblue
    Cold
[00:12] Kugisaki
    Couldn't they put in a few
    more vending machines?
[00:15] Fushiguro
    They can't. There are only so many
    workers who can come in here.
[00:19] Panda
    Huh?
[00:21] Panda
    Where are the first-years?
[00:23] Maki
    On errands.
[00:24] Toge
    Bonito flakes.
[00:26] Panda
    Will they be okay?
[00:27] Toge
    Salmon.
[00:28] Maki
    They're not three years old.
[00:30] Maki
    They can handle an errand run.
[00:32] Panda
    No, that's not what I mean.
[00:34] Panda
    It's today, right?
[00:36] Panda
    The day Kyoto's principal comes.
[00:39] Panda
    To go over the exchange event.
[00:41] Toge
    Tuna.
[00:43] Panda
    Satoru's fighting with the higher-ups
    because they arranged for
[00:46] ---
    the first-years to get dispatched
    on that special-grade case, right?
[00:51] Panda
    And the principal of Kyoto is
    one of those higher-ups, isn't he?
[00:54] Panda
    So if they run into each other...
[00:57] Maki
    The first-year they were
    targeting, Itadori, is dead.
[01:02] Maki
    I doubt he has any plans to do
    anything about the other two.
[01:07] Maki
    Besides, the old man from Kyoto
    won't cause a scene in broad daylight.
[01:12] Toge
    Salmon.
[01:14] Panda
    An instructor might have
    his position to worry about,
[01:16] Panda
    but that's not the case for the students.
[01:18] Maki
    Are you saying Mai is coming?
[01:22] Panda
    It's just a guess.
[01:23] Panda
    Students aren't necessary for a meeting.
[01:28] Panda
    But still...
[01:30] Panda
    They love harassing us, right?
[01:34] Panda
    Both Todo and Mai.
[01:37] Fushiguro
    What are you doing here, Zen'in-senpai?
[01:39] Kugisaki
    Oh, she's one, too?
[01:41] Kugisaki
    They do seem similar. Are they sisters?
[01:44] Fushiguro
    They're twins.
[01:45] Mai
    Don't call me that, Fushiguro-kun.
[01:48] Mai
    You make me sound the same as Maki.
[01:51] Mai
    Call me Mai.
[01:53] Todo
    So these are the pinch hitters
    for Okkotsu and the third-years?
[01:57] Mai
    We came here with the principal
    because we were worried about you.
[02:01] Mai
    Your classmate died, right?
[02:03] Mai
    Was that rough?
[02:04] Mai
    Or did you think nothing of it?
[02:08] Fushiguro
    What are you trying to say?
[02:10] Mai
    It's okay.
[02:11] Mai
    Some things are hard to say out loud.
[02:13] Mai
    So I'll say it for you.
[02:16] Mai
    "Vessel" makes it sound nice,
[02:18] Mai
    but it just means he was a half-curse monster.
[02:22] Mai
    Having such a tainted,
    inhuman being beside you
[02:25] Mai
    brazenly calling himself a jujutsu
    sorcerer must have been revolting, right?
[02:30] Mai
    Aren't you feeling better
    now that he's dead?
[02:36] Todo
    Mai, don't bring up such pointless topics.
[02:40] Todo
    I'm only here to see if these guys
    are fit to take Okkotsu's place.
[02:46] Todo
    That's all I want to know.
[02:50] Todo
    Fushiguro, was it?
[02:53] Todo
    What kind of woman is your type?
[02:59] Todo
    Depending on your answer,
[03:00] Todo
    I'll beat you half to death right here
[03:03] Todo
    and drag Okkotsu, or at least the
    third-years, out to the exchange event.
[03:11] Todo
    By the way, my type is a
    tall woman with a big ass!
SIGN    JUJUTSU KAISEN
SIGN    Episode 8:  Boredom
SIGN    Episode 8:  Boredom
[04:52] Fushiguro
    Why do I have to talk about
[04:54] Fushiguro
    my taste in women with a guy I just met?
[04:58] Kugisaki
    He's right. That's a tall hurdle
    for an antisocial guy.
[05:02] Fushiguro
    You be quiet.
[05:03] Fushiguro
    This is confusing enough already.
    You'll just make it more complicated.
[05:07] Todo
    Kyoto, third-year, Todo Aoi.
[05:10] Todo
    Introduction over.
[05:12] Todo
    Now we're friends.
[05:14] Todo
    Hurry up and answer.
    If you prefer men, that's fine, too.
[05:17] Todo
    A person's fetishes reflect
    everything about them.
[05:21] Todo
    People with boring taste in women
    are boring people themselves.
[05:27] Todo
    And I hate boring men.
[05:31] Todo
    The exchange event is where my soul can
    be free as blood boils and flesh clashes.
[05:37] Todo
    Who knows what I might do if my
    last exchange event ends up boring me?
[05:43] Kugisaki
    Hey, aren't the Jujutsu High
    schools four-year schools?
[05:46] Fushiguro
    Only third-years and under
    can join the exchange event.
[05:49] Kugisaki
    Huh...
[05:51] Todo
    As a show of kindness, I'll let you
    off only half-dead right now.
[05:54] Todo
    Answer me, Fushiguro.
[05:56] Todo
    What kind of woman is your type?
[05:58] Fushiguro
    Is this some kind of comedy routine?
[06:01] Kugisaki
    Is that your summer uniform?
[06:03] Kugisaki
    Ticks me off, but it's nice.
[06:06] Fushiguro
    Kugisaki's unarmed.
    I'd rather avoid confrontation.
[06:11] (Flashback) Tsumiki
    Not forgiving people isn't a bad thing.
[06:14] (Flashback) Tsumiki
    That's just part of your kindness, isn't it?
[06:19] Fushiguro
    I don't have a particular preference.
[06:23] Fushiguro
    As long as she has unshakable
    character, I won't ask for more.
[06:30] Kugisaki
    Not a bad answer.
[06:32] Kugisaki
    If you had said something like
    "big boobs," I'd have killed you.
[06:35] Fushiguro
    Shut up.
[06:38] Todo
    I knew it.
[06:42] Todo
    You're boring, Fushiguro.
[06:53] Kugisaki
    Fushiguro!
[06:56] Mai
    Poor Fushiguro-kun.
[07:00] Mai
    Even a talented
    second-grade jujutsu sorcerer
[07:03] Mai
    is nothing more than a first-year
    against the top-grade Todo-senpai.
[07:08] Mai
    I'll have to comfort him later.
[07:12] Kugisaki
    I thought you two were similar,
    but that's not the case at all.
[07:15] Kugisaki
    Maki-san's a hundred times prettier.
[07:19] Kugisaki
    Are you not sleeping enough?
    You've got open pores.
[07:24] Mai
    I'll teach you...
[07:27] Mai
    how to speak to others.
[07:33] Todo
    I knew at first glance
[07:36] Todo
    that you were a boring guy.
[07:39] Todo
    But you shouldn't judge a
    person by their looks, right?
[07:43] Todo
    So I went out of my way to ask you,
[07:47] Todo
    but you just trampled on my kindness.
[07:51] Fushiguro
    Is your brain as pineapple as your head?
[07:56] Fushiguro
    Todo... That Todo?
[08:00] Fushiguro
    The one involved in last year's
[08:02] Fushiguro
    unprecedented jujutsu terror attack
    caused by the curse user, Geto—
[08:04] Sign
    Kabuki-cho First Street
[08:05] Fushiguro
    The Night Parade of a Hundred Demons
    from Kyoto to Shinjuku.
[08:08] Fushiguro
    The one who exorcised a special-grade and five first-grade cursed spirits
[08:11] Fushiguro
    by himself when the parade appeared in Kyoto?
[08:15] Fushiguro
    That Todo?
[08:17] Fushiguro
    Still, there are several first-grade
    sorcerers capable of beating a special-grade.
[08:21] Fushiguro
    What's shocking is...
[08:23] Fushiguro
    I heard you don't use cursed techniques.
[08:26] Todo
    Huh? Oh, that rumor's false.
[08:30] Todo
    I used them against the special-grade.
[08:32] Fushiguro
    He doesn't use them against first-grades?!
[08:34] Fushiguro
    Is he a monster?!
[08:35] Fushiguro
    That's a relief to hear.
[08:38] Fushiguro
    Nue, plus Gama!
[08:47] Fushiguro
    Bottomless Well.
[08:53] Fushiguro
    I'm up against a hardcore
    close-range fighter.
[08:55] Fushiguro
    I'll keep my distance and restrain him.
[09:02] Fushiguro
    He's fast!
[09:03] Fushiguro
    That wasn't his full speed earlier?!
[09:05] Todo
    Flimsy and shallow...
[09:08] Todo
    Both your body
[09:10] Todo
    and your taste in women!
[09:26] Fushiguro
    Damn it!
[09:27] Fushiguro
    His power is insane!
[09:41] Todo
    I'm not finished yet!
[09:52] Todo
    You're always
[09:54] Todo
    so boring!
[10:06] Todo
    I barely feel any intention to fight.
[10:10] Fushiguro
    I've been holding back, and you're so proud?
[10:13] Fushiguro
    If you're going to insist like that...
[10:18] Fushiguro
    then I'll show you.
[10:23] Todo
    Bring it!
[10:25] Toge
    Don't move.
[10:29] Panda
    What are you two doing?!
[10:35] Panda
    Whew, just barely safe.
[10:38] Toge
    Bonito flakes.
[10:42] Panda
    Okay, I guess that might actually be an out.
[10:46] Todo
    Long time no see, Panda.
[10:49] Panda
    Why can't you just wait
    until the exchange event?
[10:52] Panda
    Go on home, or I'll start screaming, "No!"
[10:56] Todo
    You don't have to tell me to go home.
[10:59] Todo
    Where'd I put my jacket?
[11:03] Todo
    Looks like I won't be bored the whole time.
[11:09] ---
    Give Okkotsu a message for me:
    "You take part, too."
[11:14] Panda
    What a pain.
[11:15] Panda
    I panda. I no understand human speech.
[11:18] Toge
    Salmon.
[11:25] Mai
    If you want to continue as a jujutsu sorcerer,
    learn to choose who you pick a fight with.
[11:33] Maki
    What are you doing to our errand runner, Mai?
[11:37] Mai
    Oh, my. You're such a loser,
    I didn't even notice you, Maki.
[11:42] Maki
    We're both equally losers, you know.
[11:45] Maki
    All you can do is imbue objects
    with cursed energy,
[11:47] Maki
    and you've got shit for cursed techniques.
[11:49] Mai
    Better than having no cursed energy at all.
[11:52] Mai
    My neck gets sore looking up
    at others all the time,
[11:54] Mai
    so I need to look down on someone
    like you every so often.
[11:57] Maki
    Ah, forget it. We're both at
    rock bottom, and it's pathetic.
[12:01] Maki
    Nobara, can you stand?
[12:03] Mai
    No way.
[12:04] Mai
    She won't be getting up for a while.
[12:06] Mai
    I hurt her pretty good...
[12:09] Mai
    What? You want to fight?
[12:15] Kugisaki
    Nice support, Maki-san!
[12:19] Kugisaki
    You put a bunch of holes
    in my brand new tracksuit.
[12:22] Kugisaki
    Leave that uniform of yours behind.
    I'll make it my own summer uniform!
[12:26] Mai
    I'll put holes in your body next time.
[12:30] Mai
    Also, you wouldn't be able to wear
    this with those long legs of yours—
[12:36] Kugisaki
    Leave it!
[12:38] Todo
    We're leaving, Mai.
[12:41] Kugisaki
    What?! No way...
[12:44] Todo
    Oh, there's my jacket.
[12:47] Kugisaki
    Where's Fushiguro?
[12:48] Maki
    Don't worry. The others are with him.
[12:51] Todo
    Looks like you're having fun.
[12:54] Mai
    Quit joking! I'm just getting started!
[12:57] Todo
    No, you're not.
[12:58] Todo
    Unlike you, I still have
    important business here in Tokyo.
[13:03] Todo
    My personal handshake with Takada-chan!
[13:05] Ticket
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[13:05] Ticket
    Takada-chan
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[13:11] All
    Uh-huh...
[13:16] Todo
    Who knows what I might do if I miss my
    transfer and can't make it to the event hall?
[13:21] Todo
    Come with me, Mai.
[13:24] Mai
    Ugh! You're so selfish!
[13:28] Todo
    Can't believe I lost the lottery
    for the usual one in Kyoto.
[13:31] Mai
    Don't go thinking you'll get off
    this easy at the exchange event.
[13:35] Kugisaki
    Quit acting like you won!
[13:37] Kugisaki
    Leave your uniform behind, damn it!
[13:39] Maki
    Cut it out, idiot.
[13:41] Maki
    Winning or losing here hardly matters.
[13:43] Maki
    We'll beat them up at the exchange event.
[13:47] Kugisaki
    Hey, Maki-san...
[13:49] Kugisaki
    Is what she said true?
    That you don't have cursed energy?
[13:52] Maki
    It's true.
[13:54] Maki
    So I can't even see curses
    without these glasses.
[13:59] Maki
    That's why I use cursed tools.
[14:01] Maki
    They already have curses imbued in them.
[14:04] Maki
    I can't pour my own cursed energy
    into them to do things like you all do.
[14:11] Kugisaki
    Like that thing he gave Itadori?
[14:15] Kugisaki
    Then why are you a jujutsu sorcerer?
[14:19] Maki
    To spite them.
[14:21] Maki
    I can't wait to see the looks on my family's faces when I become a bigshot sorcerer,
[14:25] Maki
    after all the years they've
    spent looking down on me.
[14:31] Maki
    Come on, let's hurry over to see Shoko-san.
[14:37] Kugisaki
    I respect you, Maki-san.
[14:40] Maki
    That so?
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[15:05] Gakuganji
    Is Yaga here yet?
[15:07] Gakuganji
    The time of an old man close
    to death doesn't come cheap.
[15:15] Gojo
    Principal Yaga won't be coming for a while.
[15:19] Gakuganji
    Oh?
[15:23] Gojo
    He was given a false schedule.
[15:26] Gojo
    After some threats to Ijichi.
[15:29] Gojo
    Thank you for the other day,
    Principal Gakuganji.
[15:33] Gakuganji
    Oh? What other day would that be?
[15:36] Gojo
    Don't play dumb with me, old man.
[15:38] Gojo
    I'm referring to the case with Itadori Yuji.
[15:40] Gojo
    As head of the conservatives,
    you were involved too, correct?
[15:45] Gakuganji
    My goodness, youth these days...
[15:49] Gakuganji
    Don't you know how to be polite?
[15:52] Gojo
    I never had any intention of respecting you.
[15:54] Gojo
    Elders these days love to act important,
    and it's so annoying, honestly.
[15:58] Miwa
    Hey.
[16:00] Miwa
    Your conduct is problematic.
[16:02] Miwa
    I'll be reporting you to
    the relevant authorities.
[16:06] Miwa
    Oh, man!
[16:08] Miwa
    It's Gojo Satoru in person!
    Gojo Satoru in person!
[16:11] Gojo
    Feel free.
[16:12] Gojo
    I don't plan to chat for long.
[16:17] Miwa
    He spoke! He spoke to me!
[16:22] Gojo
    Last night, I was attacked by two
    unregistered special-grade cursed spirits.
[16:26] Gakuganji
    Oh? That is unfortunate.
[16:30] Gojo
    Don't get me wrong here.
[16:32] Gojo
    To me, it was about like being coerced
    into taking a survey in the city.
[16:37] Miwa
    So cool!
[16:40] Gojo
    The two cursed spirits were
    capable of communication,
[16:43] Gojo
    and they probably have
    allies who are just as strong.
[16:48] Gojo
    It's not just our enemies, either.
[16:50] Gojo
    Hakari, Okkotsu, and your Todo...
[16:54] Gojo
    The level of our students has risen
    drastically in recent years, as well.
[16:59] Gojo
    Then there was last year's
    incident with Geto Suguru...
[17:06] Gojo
    And now, the appearance of Sukuna's vessel.
[17:10] Gakuganji
    What are you trying to say?
[17:13] Gojo
    You don't know?
[17:14] Gojo
    The wave of power you guys
    have been trying to hold back
[17:17] Gojo
    with your pointless status and traditions
[17:20] Gojo
    has grown bigger than you can handle
    and is now descending upon us.
[17:24] Gojo
    You won't be able to measure
[17:25] Gojo
    the coming age with the
    classification of "special-grade."
[17:28] Gojo
    If you think I'm the only
    one who'll be fighting back,
[17:31] Gojo
    you're going to get hurt, old man.
[17:35] Gakuganji
    I think you are getting a bit out of line.
[17:40] Gojo
    Oh, scary!
[17:42] Gojo
    Well, that's all I wanted to say.
    I'll be going now.
[17:50] Gojo
    Oh, Principal Yaga will be
    coming in about two hours.
[17:53] Gojo
    Later!
[17:55] Miwa
    Two hours?!
[18:01] Gakuganji
    Miwa, would you go buy me some tea?
[18:04] Miwa
    Yes, sir.
[18:08] Miwa
    Excuse me.
[18:15] Miwa
    If I can catch up to him, I'll get
    him to take a picture with me!
[18:18] Sign
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[18:23] Todo
    Give me a Taka-tan Beam, please!
[18:26] Takada
    Okay, here I go!
[18:29] Takada
    Tan, Taka-tan!
[18:36] Staff
    Time's up.
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[19:32] Junpei
    Excuse me...
[19:36] Junpei
    Did you do that?
[19:39] Junpei
    In the theater?
[19:45] Mahito
    Wow. You can see me?
[20:02] Nanami
    It's a gruesome sight.
[20:05] Nanami
    Are you ready to witness it, Itadori-kun?
[21:52] Miwa
    Thank you so much!
[21:53] Gojo
    You're welcome.
[21:56] Miwa
    I got a photo!
[22:12] Gakuganji
    My tea?
[22:13] Miwa
    Ah!
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[22:20] Fan
    Hey, that hot lady is looking
    at us like we're garbage!
[22:23] Fan
    Don't get turned on.
[22:25] Todo
    Mai, sorry to keep you waiting.
[22:27] Todo
    What's wrong?
[22:28] Todo
    Did something unpleasant happen?
[22:29] Mai
    Why don't you ask yourself that?
[22:32] Todo
    So this moment has finally come...
[22:34] Mai
    Huh?
[22:35] Ticket
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[22:35] Mai
    What's this?
[22:36] Todo
    For the next handshake event.
[22:38] Todo
    You should go experience how
    wonderful Takada-chan is in person.
[22:41] Mai
    It's just plain annoying.
[22:43] Todo
    This is my duty as a fan...
    As a future husband.
[22:47] Mai
    That's just plain creepy.
[22:49] Mai
    But if I reject his offer,
    he'll get even more annoying.
[22:53] Todo
    What's the matter?
[22:59] Mai
    Yeah, sure.
[23:02] Staff
    Huh?!
[23:04] Takada
    Wow, a girl!
[23:07] Takada
    It's your first time, right?
[23:08] Mai
    Yeah.
[23:10] Takada
    What's your name?
[23:11] Mai
    Mai.
[23:13] Takada
    Mai-chan, are you tired?
[23:15] Takada
    Did you wait long?
[23:17] Mai
    It was more the people than the line...
[23:20] Takada
    Then come back again
    when you're feeling better.
[23:23] Takada
    I'll remember you, Mai-chan.
[23:27] Todo
    You're back, Mai?
[23:29] Todo
    How was it?
[23:30] Mai
    Fine.
[23:33] Todo
    True, Takada-chan isn't a woman
    that can so easily be put into words.
[23:40] Mai
    She's not bad...
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