E26 - Hidden Inventory 2

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[00:28] Kokun
    Please!
[00:30] Kokun
    Please listen to me!
[00:31] Kokun
    I was wrong!
[00:33] Kokun
    I'm sorry!
[00:34] Kokun
    I'm really sorry!
[00:36] Curse
    Let's kiss!
[00:37] Kokun
    Huh?!
[00:37] Curse
    Let's kiss!
[00:41] Kokun
    I'll pull out of this job!
[00:43] Kokun
    I'll quit being a curse user, too!
[00:45] Curse
    Let's kiss!
[00:46] Curse
    C'mon, kiss!
[00:48] Kokun
    Of course I'll quit Q, too!
[00:51] Kokun
    I know! I'll go back to the
    countryside and farm rice!
[00:56] Kokun
    I know you can hear me!
[00:58] Geto
    Like a curse user could cut it as a farmer.
[01:01] Kokun
    You can hear me!
[01:02] Kokun
    Damn student acting all condescending!
[01:05] Curse
    Lick, lick.
[01:05] Kokun
    But Bayer-san is here, too!
[01:07] Kokun
    He's Q's strongest combatant!
[01:10] Kokun
    He'll take care of you and these things!
[01:12] Geto
    Hey.
[01:14] Geto
    Is this your "Bayer"?
[01:16] Kokun
    Huh?
[01:20] Kokun
    That's him.
SIGN    "Q"
SIGN    Departure of Top Combatant, Bayer,
    Leads to Organization's Collapse
[01:33] Announcer
    And all the boats are off at once.
[01:35] Announcer
    From the inside, we have Numbers 
    1, 2, 4, 5, 3, and 6 starting the race.
[01:39] Announcer
    They're off with a beautiful straight shot.
[01:42] Kong
    And just what are you doing after
    suddenly disappearing on me?
[01:49] Toji
    Getting more money.
[01:51] Kong
    I've never seen you win once.
[01:55] Kong
    What about your job?
[01:57] Toji
    Oh, give it a rest.
[01:59] Toji
    You're talking like I'm unemployed.
[02:03] Kong
    Because you are.
[02:05] Kong
    As a mediator, it's my duty to report
    how the job's going to the client.
[02:10] Toji
    I'm up against the Gojo clan's kid.
[02:12] Toji
    I wouldn't be able to do anything
    if I just popped up in front of him.
[02:16] Toji
    I have to wear him down
    using some idiots first.
[02:20] Toji
    You go do your own damn job.
[02:21] Kong
    Already did, dumbass.
[02:23] Kong
    What were you thinking,
    letting go of the entire deposit?
[02:28] Toji
    I told you, wearing him down.
[02:30] Toji
    Don't you worry. All that
    money will come back to me.
[02:33] Toji
    Just like with this race.
[02:36] Announcer
    Number 6, Hateno, crosses the line first!
[02:39] Announcer
    Number 1, Doguchi, finishes next!
[02:41] Announcer
    Following them in third is Number 2, Matsuda.
[02:43] Announcer
    In fourth is Number 4, Nakaoka.
[02:44] Toji
    Tsk.
[02:45] Announcer
    In fifth is Number 3, Tanaka.
[02:45] Kong
    You're not cut out for making easy money.
[02:47] Announcer
    In sixth is Number 5, 
    Okazaki, finishing last!
[02:49] Announcer
    Number 6, Hateno, has given us an amazing 
    comeback to watch in his first race!
[02:49] Kong
    I'm counting on you, Sorcerer Killer.
[02:53] Announcer
    That was our third race of the day.
[02:53] Kong
    Oh, right.
[02:55] Kong
    How's Megumi doing?
[03:09] Toji
    Who's that?
SIGN    Episode 26
    Hidden Inventory 2
SIGN    JUJUTSU KAISEN
    Hidden Inventory/Premature Death
[04:44] Gojo
    Should we get her to a doctor?
[04:47] Geto
    I wish I could use reverse
    cursed energy like Shoko.
[04:51] Gojo
    Yeah, that's impossible.
[04:52] Gojo
    I can't understand a word she says about it.
[04:55] (Flashback) Shoko
    You go "fwoo," then "hyoi."
[04:58] (Flashback) Shoko
    Fwoo, hyoi. Get it?
[05:01] (Flashback) Shoko
    You've got no sense for this.
[05:07] Gojo
    You're awake.
[05:18] Riko
    You scum!
[05:19] Riko
    If you want to kill me,
    you'll be the one to die first!
[05:24] Geto
    Riko-chan, calm down.
[05:26] Geto
    We're not with the group that attacked you.
[05:30] Riko
    Liar!
[05:31] Riko
    You have the face of a liar!
[05:32] Riko
    Your bangs are weird, too!
SIGN    Grind
[05:42] Riko
    This is disrespectful!
SIGN    This is disrespectful!
[05:44] Kuroi
    P-Please stop it!
[05:45] Riko
    Kuroi!
[05:49] Kuroi
    Young lady, these men are our allies.
[05:53] Riko
    Kuroi, what are you riding on?
[05:56] Kuroi
    This is thanks to Bangs Guy's technique.
[05:59] Geto
    Could you please not call me that?
[06:02] Geto
    It's Curse Manipulation.
[06:04] Geto
    As the name suggests, I can absorb
    and manipulate cursed spirits.
[06:08] Gojo
    This brat is more aggressive
    than I expected.
[06:11] Gojo
    I was trying to figure out
    how to be considerate,
[06:13] Gojo
    thinking she'd be more sentimental
    about the assimilation thing.
[06:16] Riko
    Hmph!
[06:17] Riko
    A commoner's way of thinking!
[06:20] Gojo
    Huh?!
[06:21] Riko
    Listen up!
[06:24] Riko
    Tengen-sama is me, and I am Tengen-sama!
[06:28] Riko
    Some might mistake
    assimilation for death, as you do,
[06:32] Riko
    but there's a big difference!
[06:35] Riko
    I might become Tengen-sama
    through the assimilation,
[06:38] Riko
    but Tengen-sama will also become me!
[06:41] Riko
    My will! My heart!
[06:43] Riko
    My soul will continue to live
    on after the assimilation!
[06:45] Geto
    You changed your home screen?
[06:47] Gojo
    To Waka Inoue.
[06:48] Riko
    Listen to me!
[06:50] Gojo
    I bet you don't have many
    friends if you talk like that.
[06:53] Geto
    We won't have to feel bad sending you off.
[06:55] Riko
    I talk normally at school!
[07:00] Riko
    School!
[07:00] Riko
    Kuroi, what time is it?!
[07:02] Kuroi
    It's not yet noon. But I think going to school—
[07:05] Riko
    Be quiet!
[07:06] Riko
    I said I'm going, and I'm going!
[07:10] Gojo
    Huh?!
[07:12] Gojo
    Surely it'd be safer to head
    back to Jujutsu High at once!
[07:15] Yaga
    As much as I want to do that,
    this is an order from Tengen-sama.
[07:20] Yaga
    He said to fulfill all of
    Riko Amanai's demands.
[07:25] Gojo
    Tsk.
[07:30] Gojo
    Lax upbringing at its finest.
[07:33] Geto
    Don't be like that, Satoru.
[07:34] Geto
    Despite what she may say,
[07:36] Geto
    after the assimilation, she'll spend
    her whole life as Tengen-sama
[07:38] Geto
    in the deepest floor of Jujutsu High,
    as the foundation of all barriers.
[07:41] Geto
    She won't be able to see her friends,
    family, or anyone precious to her ever again.
[07:47] Classmate
    Riko!
[07:50] Classmate
    Our next class is in a different room.
[07:51] Riko
    Okay!
[07:52] Geto
    Let her do what she wants.
[07:55] Geto
    That's part of our mission.
[08:00] Kuroi
    Riko-sama has no family.
[08:03] Kuroi
    They were in an accident when she was little.
[08:05] Kuroi
    I've taken care of her ever since then.
[08:08] Kuroi
    So I want her to at least have
    what time she can with her friends.
[08:13] Geto
    So you're her family, then.
[08:18] Kuroi
    Yes.
[08:22] Gojo
    Suguru.
[08:23] Gojo
    How're the cursed spirits you
    sent to watch over her?
[08:26] Geto
    I just wish I could share my senses
    with them like Mei-san does.
[08:30] Geto
    Even so, they'll let us know as
    soon as anything unusual happens.
[08:34] Geto
    Satoru.
[08:35] Geto
    Hurry to Riko-chan's side.
[08:37] Gojo
    Huh?
[08:40] Geto
    Two have been exorcised.
[08:42] Announcer
    Who will be the ace of the next generation?
[08:45] Announcer
    This will be an important match 
    to help us find out.
[08:48] Announcer
    Number 6's final position 
    is finally starting to solidify.
[08:51] Announcer
    Now, the fifth race, the one all eyes 
    are focused on, is about to begin.
SIGN    Riko Amanai
     Renchoku Girls' Academy
     #DEAD OR ALIVE
SIGN    Time Remaining
SIGN    Renchoku Girls' Academy
    Middle School Second-year
    DEAD OR ALIVE
SIGN    JUJUTSU KAISEN
[09:17] Gojo
    Where's Amanai?!
[09:18] Kuroi
    She has music this period,
[09:21] Kuroi
    so either the music room or the chapel.
[09:23] Gojo
    Chapel?!
[09:24] Kuroi
    It changes depending on what
    the music teacher wants.
[09:27] Kuroi
    Also, this is a missionary school.
[09:29] Geto
    Satoru, you take the chapel.
[09:30] Geto
    Kuroi-san, take the music room.
[09:32] Geto
    I'll take the two unknowns.
[09:34] Kuroi
    Roger that.
[09:36] Riko
    I told you not to follow me!
[09:37] Riko
    What if my friends see you?!
[09:40] Kuroi
    I'm sorry.
[09:42] Kuroi
    I even told her to text us
    when she was on the move.
[09:44] Gojo
    This is why I told that brat to stay within
    eyeshot so we could protect her!
[09:52] Announcer
    And they're off.
[09:53] Announcer
    Numbers 1 and 2 make a good start, 
    favoring the inside.
[09:55] Announcer
    Number 3 trails a bit behind.
[09:56] Touji
    What?
[09:57] Announcer
    Taking the lead at the first mark of 
    the first lap is Number 2, Yamazaki.
[09:58] Touji
    They didn't go back to Jujutsu High?
[10:00] Touji
    Lucky me.
[10:01] Announcer
    Behind him is Number 1, Masaki.
[10:02] Announcer
    They're followed by Number 3, Kawano.
[10:02] Toji
    Now the ones drawn to the bounty will
     be reasonable fools instead of just fools.
[10:04] Announcer
    Then comes Number 4, Nomiya, Number 5, 
    Mifune, and in last is Number 6, Funegi.
[10:06] Kong
    Are you sure?
[10:08] Toji
    About what?
[10:09] Kong
    The bounty is the thirty-million deposit
    that the Star Religious Group paid you.
[10:14] Kong
    If they kill the Star Plasma Vessel,
    the deposit is gone,
[10:17] Kong
    and worst-case, you might not
    get the full reward, either.
[10:20] Kong
    They might start saying
    they could have posted
[10:23] Kong
    a bounty from the start
    instead of hiring you.
[10:25] Toji
    Satoru Gojo is with the girl.
[10:28] Toji
    He's the first in several
    centuries to possess both
[10:31] Toji
    the Six Eyes and the Limitless technique.
[10:33] Toji
    No one can kill the Star Plasma
    Vessel as long as he's nearby.
[10:37] Kong
    Not even you?
[10:47] Announcer
    Number 3, Kawano, 
    is making a rushing comeback!
[10:49] Announcer
    He's pulled into first place!
[10:51] Toji
    Who knows?
[10:54] Announcer
    He's managed to take the lead twice now.
[10:55] Toji
    For now, we'll leave the bounty
     up for another 47 hours,
[10:57] Announcer
    This race has been 
    filled with ups and downs.
[11:00] Announcer
    Can Number 3, Kawano, 
    defend his position at the top?
[11:00] Toji
    and let the fools wear down Gojo
    and the sorcerers with him.
[11:02] Announcer
    The race is now entering its third lap.
[11:13] Oldman
    Hey!
[11:15] Oldman
    Hold it right there!
[11:22] Toji
    Nah, never mind.
[11:27] Toji
    They won't be able to kill the
    Star Plasma Vessel, of course,
[11:30] Toji
    so they're working for free.
[11:32] Kong
    It's a good thing you put
    that time limit on it.
[11:35] Kong
    The curse users are
    quickly flocking to them.
[11:37] Toji
    That's not the only reason.
[11:39] Kong
    Eh?
[11:41] Toji
    Just talking to myself.
[11:43] Announcer
    What?!
[11:45] Announcer
    Number 3, Kawano, just lost his balance, 
    and Number 2, Yamazaki, is passing him!
[11:48] Announcer
    Number 3 has drifted far to the outside,
[11:49] Toji
    I'll head out soon enough.
[11:50] Toji
    Looks like things are developing
    faster than I expected.
[11:50] Announcer
    but he's righted his boat 
    and is chasing after them!
[11:53] Announcer
    But there is now a considerable 
    gap between them!
[11:53] Toji
    Make sure you get that
    thirty million back for me.
[11:56] Announcer
    Number 2, Yamazaki, crosses the goal first!
[11:58] Announcer
    Number 5, Mifune, crosses next.
[11:59] Kong
    Don't be ridiculous.
[12:00] Kong
    This wasn't your average
    anonymous message board.
[12:00] Announcer
    Number 1, Masaki, crosses next, 
    followed by Number 3, Kawano.
[12:03] Announcer
    Following them is Number 4, Nomiya, 
    and last is Number 6, Funegi.
[12:03] Kong
    There are posting fees, handling fees, and—
[12:04] Toji
    Signal's dropping.
[12:06] Kong
    Hey!
[12:08] Kong
    That bastard.
[12:20] Geto
    Are the unknowns remnants of Q?
[12:22] Geto
    This will be a little troublesome if they've
    been sent by the Star Religious Group.
[12:28] Elder
    That uniform...
[12:36] Geto
    As soon as he saw the Jujutsu High
    uniform, he anticipated a fight against
[12:39] Geto
    multiple opponents and set
    shikigami in front of and behind him.
[12:42] Geto
    He's experienced.
[12:45] Elder
    No catalyst?!
[12:47] Elder
    Their cursed energy is different
    from the sorcerer's, too.
[12:49] Elder
    It couldn't be...
[12:51] Elder
    Curse Manipulation?!
[12:53] Geto
    Correct.
[12:54] Geto
    Living a long life has its perks, I see.
[12:57] Elder
    Nah, it's not worth
    living too long, you know.
[13:00] Elder
    It costs money just to stay alive.
[13:03] Elder
    His cursed technique is stronger than mine.
[13:06] Elder
    However, he thinks like
    a typical shikigami user.
[13:09] Elder
    Add his youth on top of that,
[13:12] Elder
    and I can tell exactly what he's thinking.
[13:15] Elder
    I knew it.
[13:17] Elder
    Types like him never
    step forward themselves.
[13:20] Elder
    Close combat is his weakness!
[13:23] Elder
    Plus, he thinks a shikigami user
    like me would never get close to him.
[13:28] Elder
    He's someone who hates close
    combat, and he isn't wary of it.
[13:32] Elder
    No one is easier to kill.
[13:35] Geto
    Looks like you're thinking up lots of plans,
[13:38] Geto
    but there's no point.
[13:45] Elder
    What?!
[13:45] Elder
    Those first two were to prevent
    me from anticipating this?!
[13:53] Geto
    Now, that leaves one more.
[14:00] Elder
    You're mine!
[14:18] Elder
    Tasuke? Is that you, Tasuke?
[14:22] Elder
    My parents used all their time and money
    on my well-behaved little brother.
[14:26] Elder
    They thought I was creepy
    because I could see the unseen.
[14:31] Elder
    But Tasuke was my one and only friend,
    who interacted with me without such fear.
[14:38] Elder
    It's been a long time.
[14:40] Elder
    Has it been over 50 years already?
[14:43] Elder
    Since the day you died—
[14:46] Elder
    I see now!
[14:54] Elder
    My life flashed before my eyes!
[14:56] Elder
    You lured me in!
[14:58] Geto
    Well, yeah.
[14:59] Geto
    You were itching to get in
    close that whole time, right?
[15:03] Geto
    Those with a set means of victory
[15:05] Geto
    will easily jump on the chance
    when you give them that opening.
[15:09] Geto
    More importantly, are you with Q?
[15:13] Geto
    Or the Star Religious Group?
[15:38] Gojo
    Amanai!
[15:44] Riko
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha...
[15:47] Girls
    What?!
[15:49] Girld
    Riko, you have a boyfriend?!
[15:50] Riko
    No! He's a cousin! Just a cousin!
[15:53] Girlc
    You're a smooth operator.
[15:55] Riko
    I told you, he's not!
[15:57] Girla
    A high schooler?! He's so tall!
[15:59] Girla
    Hey, mister!
[16:01] Girlf
    Take off your sunglasses!
[16:05] Girls
    Squee! He's so hot!
SIGN    Squee!
SIGN    Squee!
SIGN    Squee!
[16:07] Girla
    Such long lashes!
[16:07] Gojo
    Hey.
[16:08] Girlb
    Why are your eyes blue?
[16:10] Girl
    Could you pose for me?
[16:12] Riko
    Hey! Quit getting carried away!
[16:14] Teacher
    All right, everyone! Quiet down!
[16:16] Teacher
    This is disgraceful!
[16:18] Girla
    You know you're curious
    about him, too, Sensei!
[16:21] Girlb
    Yeah.
[16:22] Teacher
    This is inappropriate.
[16:24] Teacher
    Even if you are a relative,
    you can't just barge in.
[16:26] Gojo
    Oh, you'll have to forgive me.
    It was an emergency.
[16:32] Teacher
    Also, here. My phone number.
[16:34] Girls
    Hey! That's against the rules!
SIGN    GRAAAH
[16:36] Teacher
    Shut up! You don't get many chances
    to meet people as a teacher!
[16:39] Girla
    The same is true for us, too!
[16:41] Girlb
    I can't believe you're into younger men!
    I've lost respect for you!
[16:44] Teacher
    What?! You dissin' Hikaru Genji?!
[16:46] Gojo
    What a lively school.
[16:48] Riko
    You idiot! I told you not to show
    yourself before my friends!
[16:52] Gojo
    Curse users attacked. Figure out the rest.
[16:56] Riko
    I'm floating?!
[17:03] Gojo
    We're heading to Jujutsu High now.
[17:05] Gojo
    You don't want you friends to
    get caught up in this, do you?
[17:10] Bag
    Is that the thirty million?
[17:12] Bag
    The one with her is another sorcerer?
[17:14] Bag
    Her bodyguard, too, I bet.
[17:16] Bag
    What a sweet deal.
[17:17] Bag
    Thirty million for killing a kid
    who's not even a sorcerer.
[17:20] Bag
    Maybe I'll have eel tonight?
[17:22] Bag
    Food always tastes best
    after killing someone.
[17:24] Kuroi
    Are you from the Star Religious Group?
[17:27] Kuroi
    The people in Q wore even weirder outfits.
[17:32] Bag
    Are you a rookie?
[17:33] Bag
    If you're killing someone, do it without talking.
[17:39] Bag
    Too slow.
[17:54] Kuroi
    Don't you dare take anything from that girl.
[17:57] Kuroi
    I'll kill you.
[18:04] Geto
    What's this?
[18:06] Geto
    Well, aren't you strong?
[18:09] Geto
    Where's Riko-chan?
[18:11] Kuroi
    She left the school with Gojo-sama.
[18:13] Geto
    Then we should head that way, too.
[18:16] Geto
    This has gotten a bit troublesome.
[18:19] Bag
    So that really was the thirty million earlier.
[18:25] Kuroi
    A shikigami?!
[18:27] Geto
    No, it's not quite the same as a shikigami.
[18:30] Geto
    Satoru.
[18:31] Gojo
    There's a bounty of thirty
    million on Amanai's head?
[18:34] Geto
    Yeah. It was posted on an
    underground site for curse users.
[18:38] Geto
    Apparently, the time limit is
    11 AM the day after tomorrow.
[18:41] Gojo
    Now things make sense.
[18:43] Riko
    Two, three, four... They all look the same.
[18:47] Riko
    Are they shikigami?
[18:49] Gojo
    Jeez... And jujutsu sorcerers are
    short-handed all year round.
[18:53] Gojo
    If you want to change jobs,
    we'll welcome you, old man.
[18:56] Bag
    Nah, public employment
    ain't easy work, either.
[18:59] Bag
    Just hand over that brat and we'll be fine.
[19:02] Riko
    There's more! Five of them now!
[19:04] Gojo
    What's so great about this brat?
[19:16] Bag
    What did you just do?
[19:18] Riko
    The shikigami isn't disappearing!
[19:20] Riko
    Which is the real one?!
[19:21] Gojo
    They're not shikigami.
[19:22] Gojo
    They're clones.
[19:24] Gojo
    And each one is the real one.
[19:31] Bag
    The hell is this?!
[19:32] Gojo
    Infinity.
[19:33] Gojo
    It's Achilles and the Tortoise.
[19:35] Bag
    Huh?!
[19:36] Gojo
    It's important to study, you know.
[19:40] Gojo
    Yours is a cloning technique that allows
    a maximum of five, including the original.
[19:44] Gojo
    And you're always free to decide which
    of the clones is the main body, right?
[19:48] Gojo
    So if your main body is in danger,
[19:50] Gojo
    you make a safe clone the main body.
[19:52] Gojo
    That's a nice technique you have there.
[19:54] Gojo
    I don't understand why you're so weak.
[19:58] Gojo
    Are you unable to produce a clone
    for a while after it's destroyed?
[20:02] Bag
    How do you know what my technique is?
[20:04] Gojo
    Unfortunately for you,
[20:06] Gojo
    I have good eyes.
[20:08] Gojo
    You see, my technique
[20:10] Gojo
    is like a convergent
    series of infinite numbers.
[20:13] Gojo
    Anything that approaches me
    grows slower and slower,
[20:16] Gojo
    and ultimately, it fails to ever reach me.
[20:20] Gojo
    When I amplify my Limitless technique,
[20:22] Gojo
    I get what you might call
    a negative natural number.
[20:25] Gojo
    It basically creates a
    single imaginary apple.
[20:29] Gojo
    Doing so causes everything around to
    get sucked into that space, like you saw.
[20:32] Gojo
    Though it's surprisingly inconvenient.
[20:34] Gojo
    I can't create too large
    a reaction near myself,
[20:38] Gojo
    and if I start worrying
    about the vectors, too,
[20:41] Gojo
    controlling the cursed
    energy becomes a real pain.
[20:44] Gojo
    Basically, it's super exhausting.
[20:50] Gojo
    But that's all just the proper
    operation of the technique.
[20:56] Gojo
    Protect your head.
[21:14] Gojo
    This next one is the divergence of infinity.
[21:19] Gojo
    My reverse cursed technique,
[21:22] Gojo
    Red!
[21:38] Gojo
    I failed!
[21:50] Gojo
    I really thought I could do it that time.
[21:54] Riko
    Is this guy for real?
[21:59] Riko
    It's from Kuroi.
[22:02] Riko
    Wh-What do we do?!
[22:04] Riko
    Kuroi has...
[22:06] Riko
    Kuroi has been...
[23:40] Kuroi
    I've always thought the voices
    of young people should be heard,
[23:42] Kuroi
    so I've voted in every election,
[23:44] Kuroi
    but now I'm debating how long it's actually
    okay to consider myself a young person.
[23:48] Riko
    Next time, "Hidden Inventory 3"!
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[23:49] Riko
    Be sure to watch!
[23:50] Riko
    Exactly how old are you, Kuroi?
[23:52] Kuroi
    It's a sekwet!
[23:53] Riko
    Oh, how cute!