E7 - We Beat Up a Demon King

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[00:01] Beelzebub
    Halkara will most likely be executed.
[00:04] Beelzebub
    Per the law, she will be impaled
    and then burned alive.
[00:07] Beelzebub
    In the worst case, the elf village
    in her homeland may be destroyed.
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
    and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN    We Beat Up a Demon King
SIGN    We Beat Up a Demon King
[01:47] Laika
    We might all be executed, not just Halkara.
[01:51] Shalsha
    What she did would warrant that.
[01:54] Falfa
    I don't wanna die!
[01:57] Beelzebub
    There's just one way to save her.
[02:00] (Flashback) Beelzebub
    Only the Demon King has the
    authority to overturn a law.
[02:05] (Flashback) Beelzebub
    If the Demon King awakens before
    the execution is carried out...
[02:11] Azusa
    Everyone, listen!
[02:16] Falfa
    I got us a hot water pot and a tea set!
[02:19] Azusa
    Thanks.
[02:20] Shalsha
    The guards look scary,
    but they were very nice.
[02:24] Azusa
    Sister, you were right!
[02:26] Azusa
    There's a garden where they grow
    a bunch of different plants!
[02:29] Azusa
    Excellent! Now if I can
    just get some herbs—
[02:32] Laika
    I'll go get them!
[02:34] Azusa
    But if someone sees you...
[02:36] Laika
    No need to worry!
[02:38] Laika
    I can also take this form!
[02:42] Azusa
    What in all hell...
[02:44] Azusa
    You're so cute!
[02:45] Laika
    U-Um, Lady Azusa...
[02:45] SFX
    Squeeze!
[02:47] Laika
    This isn't so bad every now
    and then, but still...
[02:50] Laika
    Anyway, I'm going now!
[02:50] SFX
    Flap, flap, flap...
[02:53] SFX
    Flap, flap, flap...
[02:53] Laika
    I'm back!
[02:54] SFX
    Plink. Plonk.
[02:55] SFX
    Plop. Plop. Plop.
[03:02] Azusa
    It's done!
[03:03] Laika
    Lady Azusa... what is it?
[03:06] Azusa
    An analeptic.
[03:07] Azusa
    It's just incredibly bitter
    and hard-hitting, though.
[03:11] Azusa
    But it's so bitter, I'm sure
    it'll awaken the Demon King.
[03:17] Azusa
    Vania?
[03:19] Vania
    Lady Beelzebub ordered me
    to bring this to you...
[03:25] Vania
    The Demon King rests in this first-aid room.
[03:28] Azusa
    But the question is how to get there...
[03:31] Vania
    Lady Beelzebub has a plan for that.
[03:37] SFX
    Sparkle!
[03:41] Azusa
    This is like some kind of lame comedy skit!
[03:42] SFX
    Rumble, rumble...
[03:44] Azusa
    Take this seriously!
[03:46] Vania
    I-I am serious!
[03:46] SFX
    Flail, flail, flail...
[03:48] Vania
    The current crisis has the
    whole castle in a panic!
[03:50] Vania
    I'm sure no one's paid attention
    to the identity of the doctor!
[03:53] Azusa
    Really, though?
[03:54] Vania
    I will guide you through
    the rest personally!
[03:58] Azusa
    Well, okay.
[03:59] Azusa
    I'll do what I can.
[04:02] Falfa
    Mama...
[04:03] Shalsha
    Best of luck.
[04:05] Azusa
    Yep.
[04:07] SFX
    Zoom!
[04:10] Azusa
    If we're found out,
    won't you get caught, too?
[04:14] Vania
    Yes...
[04:15] Vania
    I don't even fully understand how this
    turned into such a serious matter...
[04:21] Vania
    But Lady Beelzebub gave me
    orders, so I have no choice...
[04:25] Azusa
    Sorry.
[04:28] Demon A
    Who are you?
[04:29] Vania
    I am Vania, a servant of Lady Beelzebub.
[04:32] Vania
    I've brought the doctor.
[04:34] Demon B
    Wait.
[04:35] Demon B
    I have not received any reports
    of Beelzebub summoning anyone.
[04:39] Demon B
    I already know the doctor's name.
[04:42] Demon B
    What is your name?
[04:44] Vania
    H-H-H-Her name is... A-Azu...
[04:48] Vania
    Pero... Poro...
[04:50] Azusa
    We're dead!
[04:51] Azusa
    Beelzebub!
[04:53] Azusa
    You're ignoring us?!
[04:54] Demon A
    Something doesn't smell right.
[04:56] Demon A
    And what's with those horns?
    Did you just stick them on?
[05:00] Demon A
    Let me check for myself.
[05:02] Azusa
    You leave me no choice.
[05:05] Azusa
    I am Azusa, the Witch of the Highlands!
[05:08] Azusa
    I will awaken the Demon King right away!
[05:10] Azusa
    Let me through!
[05:11] Demon A
    She's...
[05:12] Demon B
    A friend of the criminal!
[05:13] Demon C
    Get her!
[05:19] Azusa
    Yeah, I saw that coming.
[05:21] Azusa
    But for the sake of Halkara
    and the rest of my family,
[05:24] Azusa
    I can't just sit here and let you take me!
[05:31] Demon A
    Impossible!
[05:32] Demon B
    I-In a mere instant...
[05:33] Demon C
    Just what is this human?!
[05:35] Azusa
    Let me get to the Demon King!
[05:38] Demon A
    Defend to the last!
[05:39] Demon B
    You have permission to use magic!
[05:40] Demon C
    Fire!
[05:46] Azusa
    Really?
[05:48] Azusa
    That's all you've got?
[05:55] Beelzebub
    I never imagined it would turn out this way.
[06:00] Azusa
    I guess I went a little too far, huh?
[06:02] Beelzebub
    When you mean business, you could
    flatten an entire country.
[06:25] Azusa
    Y-You were awake?!
[06:28] Pecora
    I sensed that a ruffian was approaching,
[06:31] Pecora
    so I woke up instinctively.
[06:32] SFX
    Bwiiing...
[06:33] Azusa
    You're a Demon King, all right!
[06:35] Pecora
    What were you trying to get me to drink?
[06:37] Azusa
    I-It's just an analeptic!
[06:40] Azusa
    I was only trying to wake you up!
[06:43] Pecora
    It looks a lot like poison to me.
[06:45] Azusa
    It only looks like poison!
[06:47] Azusa
    If you drink it, you'll be like,
    "Augh, gross! But I want another!"
[06:51] Pecora
    Very well, Witch of the Highlands.
[06:53] Pecora
    If you wish to prove your innocence...
[06:56] Pecora
    then face me, Provat Pecora Allières,
[07:01] Pecora
    in a duel!
[07:03] Azusa
    Huh? Wh-What do you mean?
[07:06] Pecora
    If what you've said is true,
[07:09] Pecora
    then even if you win,
    you won't try to kill me.
[07:14] Azusa
    Oh, of course...
[07:15] Azusa
    I mean, I get the idea, but...
[07:17] Azusa
    That would only work if I won, right?
[07:21] Pecora
    If you lose, then it's over.
[07:24] Pecora
    Only the fact that the Demon King
    defeated an assassin will remain.
[07:28] Azusa
    I guess that means I have no choice, huh?
[07:35] Pecora
    Now, Witch of the Highlands...
[07:37] Pecora
    I will judge...
[07:39] Pecora
    just how powerful you are!
[07:41] Azusa
    Losing is not an option.
[07:43] Azusa
    All of our lives depend on this!
[07:52] Pecora
    Huh? I can't believe she evaded that...
[08:00] Azusa
    Well, I am level 99.
[08:14] Pecora
    Why don't you try attacking me a little?
[08:17] Pecora
    You'd better not drag your feet too long.
[08:19] Pecora
    Remember, that elf's life is on the line!
[08:24] Azusa
    That wasn't a very wise taunt, Demon King.
[08:35] Azusa
    When it comes to protecting my family...
[08:39] Azusa
    I'll show no hesitation!
[08:51] Azusa
    I'd say we're done here, wouldn't you?
[08:53] Pecora
    I only lost my balance, that's all.
[08:55] Azusa
    But I've already destroyed it.
[09:03] Azusa
    You can always train your body more,
[09:05] Azusa
    but you can only strengthen
    a weapon so much.
[09:11] Azusa
    Checkmate.
[09:13] Azusa
    Am I wrong, Demon King?
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes
    for 300 Years and
    Maxed Out My Level
[09:22] Azusa
    I do believe I've won, no?
[09:26] Azusa
    Are you going to do as I say?
[09:30] Pecora
    Yes.
[09:31] Azusa
    I want you to spare Halkara.
[09:34] Azusa
    She doesn't mean any harm.
    She's just a klutz.
[09:39] Azusa
    Uh... Demon King?
[09:41] Azusa
    Demon King?
[09:43] Pecora
    All right, Dear Sister.
[09:48] Azusa
    What? Dear Sister?
[09:50] Pecora
    I will obey your every order, Dear Sister.
[09:52] Azusa
    What kind of joke is this?
[09:54] Pecora
    For some time, I've wanted to live my life
    in reverence for one stronger than me.
[09:59] Pecora
    I thought you would be the
    perfect choice for that,
[10:02] Pecora
    so I took the liberty of testing you!
[10:04] Azusa
    What?!
[10:05] Pecora
    I'd like to respect and adore you for
    the rest of my life, Dear Sister!
[10:09] Azusa
    Um... I'm honored, really,
[10:12] Azusa
    but before any of that,
[10:13] Azusa
    could you please guarantee
    the safety of Halkara and the others?
[10:17] Pecora
    Please don't speak so politely to me.
[10:20] Pecora
    Say it like you're giving me an order!
[10:22] Pecora
    Oh, and with your hand on my face!
[10:26] Azusa
    Provat—
[10:26] Pecora
    Please, call me Pecora.
[10:31] SFX
    Touch.
[10:32] Azusa
    Pecora.
[10:33] Pecora
    D-Dear Sister, what are you doing?
[10:41] Azusa
    Pecora, you are to set Halkara free.
[10:46] Azusa
    Simple enough, yes?
[10:52] Pecora
    It has been proven that Halkara did
    not knock me out intentionally!
[10:56] Pecora
    She is to be set free!
[10:58] Pecora
    And treat all of Azusa's
    family with utmost care!
[11:01] Demons
    Understood!
[11:02] Beelzebub
    Well, I guess it all worked out...
[11:05] SFX
    Slither, slither, slither...
[11:05] Vania
    And our lives are saved, too.
[11:12] Beelzebub
    Sorry, but would you mind humoring her?
[11:20] Pecora
    Gulp, gulp.
[11:23] Pecora
    I never dreamed I'd get to enjoy
    tea like this with my dear sister!
[11:28] Pecora
    I'm so happy to have an older sister now!
[11:31] Pecora
    I had grown tired of making people serve me.
[11:34] Pecora
    Everyone automatically denigrates
    themselves before me.
[11:39] Azusa
    Well, you are the Demon King.
[11:41] Pecora
    When you slammed me against the
    wall, my heart skipped a beat!
[11:45] Pecora
    A woman with such a dignified
    expression as she gives me orders...
[11:48] Pecora
    My heart was simply pounding!
[11:51] SFX
    Drool...
[11:52] SFX
    Hmph.
[11:52] Pecora
    Beelzebub was a candidate
    to be my older sister, too,
[11:55] Pecora
    but she wouldn't scold me or anything!
[11:58] Azusa
    She seems like she'd be
    a better fit than me...
[12:00] Beelzebub
    Checkmate.
[12:02] Pecora
    If there's ever anything the demons
    can help you with, just ask!
[12:06] Pecora
    I'll do everything in my
    power for my dear sister!
[12:09] Azusa
    Thanks...
[12:11] Pecora
    Um, Dear Sister...
[12:14] Pecora
    There's one favor I'd like to ask of you.
[12:16] Azusa
    Uh... What is it?
[12:19] Pecora
    Would you please give
    me a kiss on the cheek?
[12:23] Azusa
    Huh?
[12:24] Pecora
    There's a scene in my favorite book
[12:26] Pecora
    where the older sister
    kisses her younger sister.
[12:29] Pecora
    I just love that so much,
[12:31] Pecora
    and I really want to experience it myself...
[12:34] Azusa
    Huh...
[12:35] Pecora
    And look, there's no one else around now.
[12:38] Azusa
    W-Wait a sec! A kiss?!
[12:40] Pecora
    People kiss members of their
    own families, don't they?
[12:43] Pecora
    It's just an extension of that!
[12:45] Azusa
    I'm not kissing you!
    I'll give you a hug, at most!
[12:48] Pecora
    You should!
[12:49] Pecora
    Especially for your little sister!
[12:50] Azusa
    O-Okay, fine!
[12:52] Azusa
    But only on your cheek, all right?
[12:55] Pecora
    Thank you so much, Dear Sister!
[13:02] Halkara
    I was genuinely scared, you know.
[13:08] Falfa
    That was a close one, huh?
[13:09] Shalsha
    Dangerously close.
[13:11] Azusa
    Keep your eyes closed, Pecora.
[13:15] Laika
    Please try to be a bit more careful.
[13:22] Laika
    I was so worried abo—
[13:25] Halkara
    Master and the Demon King
    are a c-c-c-c-coupl—
[13:31] Halkara
    Master... you're the type who
    falls in love with women?
[13:35] Halkara
    W-Well, um...
[13:36] Halkara
    You have my support!
[13:38] Azusa
    No!
[13:39] Azusa
    It's not like that! You've got it all wrong!
[13:41] Pecora
    You've intruded upon my precious
    time with my dear sister.
[13:45] Pecora
    Have you no tact whatsoever?!
[13:48] Pecora
    You won't get away with this!
[13:50] Pecora
    Execution!
[13:51] Halkara
    What?!
[13:52] Azusa
    Let her off the hook! I'll kiss you, okay?!
[13:55] Pecora
    No need anymore. The mood's already ruined.
[13:57] Pecora
    A kiss between sisters is a sacred
    ritual to deepen their bond.
[14:01] Pecora
    It's not a matter of merely
    touching with the lips.
[14:04] Azusa
    Sounds complicated...
[14:06] Falfa
    Mama, I don't think you've ever kissed me.
[14:10] Azusa
    Falfa...
[14:12] Azusa
    Come here.
[14:16] Azusa
    Smooch.
[14:21] Falfa
    Yay! Mama gave me a kiss!
[14:24] Falfa
    Yay! Yay! yay!
[14:24] Shalsha
    I want one, too.
[14:28] Azusa
    Smooch.
[14:30] Azusa
    You didn't like it?
[14:32] Shalsha
    I... did.
[14:34] Falfa
    Mama!
[14:35] Falfa
    I'll give you one, too!
[14:37] Shalsha
    Me, too.
[14:39] Both
    Mama... Smooch!
[14:42] Three
    Je t'aime...
[14:44] Azusa
    The rest of you get hugs!
[14:46] SFX
    Pout...
[14:46] SFX
    Squeeze.
[14:47] SFX
    Pat, pat.
[14:48] SFX
    Whoosh!
[14:50] Pecora
    Then, I want one, too!
[14:52] Azusa
    Okay, okay.
[14:55] Laika
    I think I might not be
    very fond of this one.
[14:57] Halkara
    If I had to say, I don't
    think she's my type, either.
[15:00] Halkara
    Spoiled girls like her need a
    taste of how harsh the world is.
[15:01] Pecora
    Oh, I almost forgot. Laika, right?
[15:05] Pecora
    There'll be a part of the ceremony
    tomorrow that might surprise you.
[15:11] Azusa
    Wow, there are so many people here!
[15:14] Beelzebub
    Even I was prepared to lose
    my head after all this.
[15:19] Vania
    So was I.
[15:20] Azusa
    Sorry about that.
[15:21] Halkara
    I'll be more careful from now on.
[15:24] Pecora
    Everyone, thank you for taking time from
    your busy schedules to attend today's ceremony.
[15:30] Pecora
    I'd like to get straight to the awarding
    of the Demon Medals of Honor in order.
[15:39] Pecora
    Next, the peace category.
[15:41] Pecora
    Azusa, the Witch of the Highlands,
[15:43] Pecora
    who halted the long-standing conflict
    between the Red Dragons and the Blue Dragons...
[15:47] Pecora
    and Laika the Red Dragon,
    if you would both step up.
[15:51] Laika
    What? Me, too?
[15:59] Azusa
    So this was the surprise
    you hinted at yesterday?
[16:04] Pecora
    I'd like to call one more to the stage:
    Flatorte, representing the Blue Dragons.
[16:10] Both
    Huh?!
[16:11] Pecora
    Flatorte has brought the Blue Dragons
    together to assure no further conflicts arise,
[16:16] Pecora
    which I believe is worthy of recognition.
[16:18] Flatorte
    I-It's been a while, Laika.
[16:21] Laika
    Yes, it has.
[16:23] Azusa
    You really seem to like surprising peopl—
[16:26] Pecora
    And now for the awards!
[16:28] Pecora
    There!
[16:29] SFX
    Toss!
[16:30] SFX
    Catch! Catch! Catch!
[16:31] Azusa
    Haphazard much?!
[16:33] Pecora
    This should go even further to ensure
    peace between the Dragon tribes.
[16:38] Pecora
    Surely there's no one who would
    start a fight now, is there?
[16:42] Flatorte
    I-I understand clearly.
[16:44] Flatorte
    The Blue Dragons won't do anything.
[16:47] Azusa
    After being forced to say that
    on a stage this prestigious,
[16:49] Azusa
    there's no way she'll break that treaty.
[16:51] Azusa
    Pecora, you actually thought this through.
[16:55] Pecora
    The demons themselves are
    a highly multiracial clan.
[16:58] Pecora
    The Demon King has to be a symbol
    of the harmony among them all.
[17:02] Flatorte
    Well, I'll just take my leave now.
[17:05] Flatorte
    I still have many things I need to do...
[17:08] Pecora
    Oh, I came up with a bit of an idea.
[17:10] Pecora
    I'd like you to demonstrate proof to my dear
    sister that the Blue Dragons won't rebel.
[17:16] Pecora
    I know! You should stroke Flatorte's horns!
[17:21] Flatorte
    N-Not my horns! Anything but my horns!
[17:24] Azusa
    Do you hate having your
    horns touched that much?
[17:24] Pecora
    I was a bit concerned my own
    cleansing wouldn't be enough...
[17:27] Laika
    It's a custom unique to the Blue Dragons.
[17:30] Laika
    Letting someone touch your horns
    means you submit to them completely.
[17:34] Pecora
    Would you rather have
    Laika touch them, then?
[17:36] Pecora
    That would give the Red Dragons
    total control over you.
[17:42] Azusa
    Well, it's all for the sake of peace.
[17:44] Azusa
    I guess I'll do it.
[17:46] Flatorte
    Have it your way!
[17:47] Flatorte
    Blast it all! I don't even care anymore!
[17:52] Azusa
    If you'll excuse me, then...
[18:00] Flatorte
    Honored ancestors...
[18:02] Flatorte
    I have been forced to submit to this witch.
[18:06] Flatorte
    Please forgive me for bringing
    such shame upon myself.
[18:09] Azusa
    That's being a bit dramatic...
[18:11] Pecora
    This concludes the awarding ceremony!
[18:20] Fatla
    I, Fatla, will be your attendant
    for the return trip.
[18:25] Fatla
    I am the one you rode to the Demon Realm.
[18:28] Azusa
    Oh! Thanks for that!
[18:31] Fatla
    My younger sister, Vania,
    will be your transport now.
[18:34] Fatla
    Unfortunately...
[18:35] Azusa
    Incidentally... how long
    are you going to be here?
[18:39] Flatorte
    Now that I have sworn submission
    to the Witch of the Highlands,
[18:41] Flatorte
    I cannot leave my mistress's
    side for even a moment.
[18:45] Azusa
    Wait, you're coming home with us?!
[18:47] Flatorte
    Correct.
[18:48] Laika
    Lady Azusa!
[18:49] Laika
    Our house in the highlands
    doesn't need two dragons!
[18:52] Laika
    Please order Flatorte to
    return to her homeland!
[18:55] Flatorte
    Our customs demand that I
    kill myself if I leave her.
[18:58] Flatorte
    I must protect my mistress,
    wherever she goes.
[19:01] Azusa
    Their customs are hardcore!
[19:03] Azusa
    Pecora, you knew all this
    when you made me touch her!
[19:06] Azusa
    That damn demon!
[19:07] Fatla
    Everyone, I've brought some honey wa...ter?!
[19:14] Fatla
    I-I'm so sorry!
[19:16] Azusa
    Wh-What was that shaking?!
[19:18] Fatla
    It was Vania. She must have recalled
    something that made her laugh again.
[19:21] Vania
    This is Vania, your driver.
[19:24] Vania
    I'm very sorry about that.
[19:26] Vania
    I just remembered a joke
[19:27] Vania
    from a comedy I saw two years ago...
[19:30] Fatla
    Moron!
[19:31] Azusa
    Flatorte...
[19:32] Flatorte
    So long as I live, I will
    protect you, Mistress.
[19:37] Azusa
    Fatla, is it okay if I use the bath?
[19:42] Azusa
    Hey... Don't you think that custom about
    total submission is kinda unreasonable?
[19:47] Flatorte
    We Blue Dragons swore lifelong submission
    to a dragon knight who overpowered us.
[19:54] Flatorte
    To the strong go all spoils,
    and the master's orders are absolute.
[19:57] Flatorte
    These are my tribe's values.
[20:00] Azusa
    Then if I ordered you to die, would you?
[20:04] Flatorte
    If you so ordered it, I would.
[20:05] Flatorte
    That is the pride of the Blue Dragons.
[20:10] Azusa
    Okay.
[20:11] Azusa
    Flatorte, I have one order for you.
[20:15] Azusa
    Once we reach the house in the highlands,
[20:17] Azusa
    you are to think for yourself and act of
    your own will, without awaiting my orders.
[20:21] Azusa
    Throw away all thoughts of
    submission and live freely.
[20:24] Flatorte
    But then... I wouldn't know how to live...
[20:30] Azusa
    My orders are absolute, aren't they?
[20:33] Azusa
    So obey my order.
[20:35] Azusa
    I'll give you all the advice you need.
[20:37] Azusa
    If you're wrong, I'll let you know.
[20:39] Azusa
    But you have to live independently.
[20:42] Azusa
    You're free!
[20:44] Flatorte
    Mistress...
[20:46] Flatorte
    That order is contradictory.
[20:48] Azusa
    That doesn't matter. I'm your mistress.
[20:52] Flatorte
    Mistress...
[20:55] Flatorte
    Before we return to the others,
    can I ask you to do one thing?
[21:03] Azusa
    Uh... So you just want me to
    pet your head and horns now?
[21:07] Flatorte
    Yes.
[21:09] Azusa
    Well, okay.
[21:12] Flatorte
    Ah... I belong to you, my mistress...
[21:17] Azusa
    She spent all those years trying her
    hardest to be the Blue Dragons' leader.
[21:18] Flatorte
    Mistress...
[21:21] Flatorte
    Mistress...
[21:21] Azusa
    She couldn't show any
    weakness or rely on anyone.
[21:24] Flatorte
    Mama...
[21:26] Azusa
    Mama?
[21:27] Laika
    You're bothering Lady Azusa.
[21:30] Laika
    It's time for you to move.
[21:32] Flatorte
    Laika!
[21:33] Flatorte
    Why did you have to butt in?!
[21:35] Laika
    You were doing something weird,
    so I stopped you! That's all!
[21:38] Flatorte
    You Red Dragons are always
    doing such silly things!
[21:40] Flatorte
    What do you mean, "weird"?!
[21:42] Laika
    Lying in her lap while she
    petted you made me env—
[21:45] Laika
    I mean, made you seem like a dog!
[21:47] Flatorte
    I am not a dog!
[21:47] SFX
    Woof!
[21:48] Flatorte
    I am a free, obedient Dragon who
    gives her all for her mistress!
[21:54] Azusa
    Thus our excursion to the
    land of the demons ended,
[21:57] Azusa
    and we finally began our trip home...
[22:01] Azusa
    But our family gained
    yet another new member.
[22:05] Azusa
    Seems like things are about to get hectic...