# E12 - We Opened a Coffee Shop
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**[00:18] Falfa**
Wow, how pretty!
**[00:19] Azusa**
That's right. I guess it
is festival season now.
**[00:23] Laika**
What sort of festival is it?
**[00:25] Shalsha**
It's Flatta's dance festival.
**[00:27] Shalsha**
It started about 250 years ago,
**[00:30] Shalsha**
and everyone dances however they please
in the town square or the highlands.
**[00:33] Shalsha**
It's about offering the fruits
of the harvest to the earth god
**[00:37] Shalsha**
and praying for a bountiful
harvest next year.
**[00:40] Shalsha**
The celebration lasts two days,
both on the festival's eve and the day of the festival.
**[00:44] Halkara**
It's nice to be able to
dance however you please!
**[00:49] Laika**
Are you going to participate, Lady Azusa?
**[00:51] Azusa**
I distance myself from this one a bit.
**[00:54] Azusa**
I've been living around here since
before the festival started,
**[00:57] Azusa**
so if I'm not careful, I could end
up being given the starring role.
**[01:02] Laika**
I see...
**[01:04] Falfa**
Does this festival have stalls
that sell sweet candies?
**[01:07] Shalsha**
The study of festivals is
historically important.
**[01:11] Halkara**
You know, drinks can be
sold at festivals, too.
**[01:14] Halkara**
Even at higher prices,
they sell like hotcakes.
**[01:16] Halkara**
At times, I felt like they make
a little *too* much profit...
**[01:17] Azusa**
* That's true... My family*
* did grow all of a sudden.*
**[01:24] Azusa**
* Since we're here, maybe I'll try to change*
* how I interact with these things.*
**[01:31] Azusa**
*What should I do, though?*
**[01:33] Halkara**
More fruit wine, please!
**[01:36] Azusa**
Halkara, you can drink,
but don't go overboard, okay?
**[01:39] Halkara**
I make drinks out of plants myself,
**[01:43] Halkara**
so I can't help drinking them to compare...
**[01:46] Azusa**
*She can make drinks...*
**[01:48] Laika**
I see.
**[01:50] Laika**
They add pepper as a secret ingredient.
**[01:52] Laika**
I'm going to try making
this sauce sometime.
**[01:56] Azusa**
*And she can cook...*
**[01:57] Falfa**
Mama!
**[01:59] Falfa**
Have some water!
**[02:00] Shalsha**
I got some share plates.
**[02:02] Azusa**
Thanks, you two.
**[02:08] Azusa**
*And we have two cute waitresses!*
**[02:10] Azusa**
I have an idea!
**[02:12] Azusa**
We'll open a coffee shop called
The Witch's House on festival's eve!
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
***SIGN*** We Opened a Coffee Shop
***SIGN*** We Opened a Coffee Shop
**[03:51] Rosalie**
Sister, it's here!
**[03:53] SFX**
Ta-da!
**[03:56] Halkara**
What is this?
**[03:58] Azusa**
Waitress uniforms for The Witch's House.
**[04:00] Azusa**
Remember when we all got
measured the other day?
**[04:13] Azusa**
Let's all try them on right now!
**[04:20] Azusa**
Well, I guess it works.
**[04:22] Falfa**
Mama!
**[04:25] SFX**
Float, float...
**[04:25] Falfa**
How do we look?
**[04:27] Shalsha**
It doesn't feel that bad...
**[04:29] SFX**
Blush!
**[04:30] SFX**
Hug!
**[04:31] Azusa**
Yes! You're adorable!
**[04:32] Halkara**
Um...
**[04:34] SFX**
Boing, boing.
**[04:35] Halkara**
They took my measurements,
but the chest is still so tight...
**[04:39] SFX**
Plump.
**[04:42] Azusa**
*What kind of shady shop are we running?!*
**[04:44] Azusa**
Halkara, if you wear that,
you're banned from the shop.
**[04:46] SFX**
Shock!
**[04:47] Halkara**
We haven't even opened up yet!
**[04:49] Falfa**
Flatorte, you look so cute!
**[04:51] Shalsha**
It's very harmonious.
**[04:53] Shalsha**
It's almost as if they used
the golden ratio somehow.
**[04:56] Flatorte**
Y-You think so?
**[04:57] Flatorte**
Personally, I find it very restrictive.
**[04:59] Flatorte**
I feel more comfortable naked.
**[05:01] Flatorte**
The great Flatorte will
fight this battle naked!
**[05:05] Azusa**
There's no way that's better!
**[05:06] Rosalie**
Aw, you're all so lucky.
**[05:09] Rosalie**
I wish I could try something on, too.
**[05:12] Azusa**
You'll be changing your
outfit, too, of course.
**[05:16] Azusa**
Allow this outstretched
hand to reach the other side!
**[05:22] Azusa**
Work, magic!
**[05:24] Azusa**
Change, Rosalie!
**[05:32] SFX**
Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!
**[05:35] Rosalie**
Wow, this is great!
**[05:37] Rosalie**
Thank you, Sister!
**[05:39] Azusa**
Sure. You look great.
**[05:43] Azusa**
Now, that just leaves Laika...
**[05:54] Azusa**
A god... There's a god here...
**[06:01] Laika**
It, um...
**[06:03] Laika**
doesn't look too odd, does it?
**[06:06] Both**
Priceless...
**[06:08] Laika**
I wore something like this for
a school play long ago...
**[06:12] Laika**
I got the same reaction and
felt just as embarrassed.
**[06:15] Azusa**
Oh, that embarrassed face!
**[06:18] Both**
Priceless!
**[06:19] SFX**
Freeze...
**[06:21] Laika**
Please don't say the same
thing over and over!
**[06:24] Azusa**
All right! Now we come up with our menu!
**[06:28] SFX**
Hop!
**[06:29] Halkara**
Sounds like it's my turn!
**[06:33] Halkara**
I've already come up with this!
**[06:36] Azusa**
Hmm...
**[06:37] Azusa**
Okay, this "Fifteen-Flavor
Aphrodisiac Drink Blend" is out.
**[06:41] Halkara**
Why?! It was a huge hit
among the men of Flatta!
**[06:45] Guy**
I'm still in my prime!
**[06:47] SFX**
Pop!
**[06:47] Azusa**
That's not the image we want!
**[06:48] Azusa**
And this "Drink Daily to Grow Taller in a Month!
Bone-Lengthening Herbal Blend" is out, too.
**[06:51] SFX**
Shabam!
**[06:53] Azusa**
Come up with something more normal!
**[06:56] Halkara**
Well, if you want something else...
**[06:59] Halkara**
All I have is this "Wild Grape and Honey Juice
with a Light Flavor and Pleasant Aftertaste."
**[07:04] Azusa**
That's what you should've given me first!
**[07:07] Laika**
Honestly, you have no
sense for this at all.
**[07:10] Flatorte**
You're the one who lacks sense!
**[07:13] Azusa**
What's all the fuss over here?
**[07:16] Laika**
Lady Azusa!
**[07:17] Laika**
Please hear out my idea!
**[07:19] Laika**
Anyone who can eat this giant
omelet within 30 minutes
**[07:22] Laika**
gets their meal free! What do you think?
**[07:24] Azusa**
Uh, I'm not sure we want
competitive eating material...
**[07:30] Flatorte**
It's unthinkable!
**[07:31] Flatorte**
What is cooking without meat?
**[07:33] Flatorte**
So we serve endless delicious meat dishes!
**[07:36] SFX**
Om.
**[07:36] Flatorte**
This is all we need!
**[07:43] Azusa**
No, it's not!
**[07:45] Azusa**
Both of you are wrong!
**[07:48] Laika**
Then what about topping boiled pasta
with sweet cream for something unique?
**[07:53] Azusa**
I like that you're up for a challenge,
but that's not necessary!
**[07:56] Halkara**
Master!
**[07:56] SFX**
Shine!
**[07:57] SFX**
Slide, slide...
**[07:58] Halkara**
Then let's serve a full-course meal
using 36 types of mushrooms!
**[08:03] Azusa**
Some are gonna be poisonous, though.
**[08:05] Falfa**
Mama!
**[08:07] Falfa**
Look at the big grasshopper I caught!
**[08:09] Falfa**
What if we cook this grasshopper?
**[08:11] Azusa**
We can't serve that in the shop.
**[08:13] Azusa**
I'll come up with the menu!
**[08:16] Rosalie**
There we go.
**[08:20] Rosalie**
All right, that's done!
**[08:41] Natalie**
Great Witch!
**[08:42] Natalie**
I look forward to seeing your shop.
**[08:46] Falfa**
It's a coffee shop, The Witch's House!
**[08:48] Shalsha**
It's opening tomorrow.
**[08:50] Laika**
Please come and visit.
**[08:52] Flatorte**
Check out our coffee shop,
The Witch's House!
**[08:54] Rosalie**
We'll have tasty food!
**[08:55] Laika**
Please come and visit.
**[08:56] Flatorte**
You'd better come!
**[08:58] Halkara**
Here you go!
**[09:03] Shalsha**
Not bad.
**[09:05] Azusa**
Thanks, everyone.
**[09:07] Azusa**
So, tomorrow's the day we open.
**[09:10] Azusa**
Though I'm not sure if anyone will come...
**[09:12] Azusa**
No, the most important thing
is that we have fun.
**[09:16] Azusa**
Let's all have fun tomorrow!
**[09:19] All**
Yeah!
**[09:36] Azusa**
Well, gotta start getting
things ready early...
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
**[09:57] Laika**
This is...
**[09:58] Falfa**
Wow...
**[09:59] Shalsha**
They're even coming from outside of Flatta.
**[10:02] Halkara**
Hmm, lining up overnight
is against the rules.
**[10:05] SFX**
Slither...
**[10:05] Rosalie**
Nope, I heard the first ones rushed
here first thing in the morning.
**[10:08] Halkara**
That's okay, then!
**[10:11] Azusa**
We'll have to open ahead of schedule!
**[10:15] All**
Yeah!
**[10:20] Azusa**
Our coffee shop, The Witch's House,
is opening one hour early!
**[10:26] Azusa**
* Nobody cheers like that for*
* a coffee shop opening!*
**[10:36] Three**
Welcome!
**[10:38] Three**
Welcome!
**[10:40] All**
Welcome to our coffee shop,
The Witch's House!
**[10:49] Customer 1(F)**
The Great Witch looks
beautiful as a waitress...
**[10:51] SFX**
Float...
**[10:55] Customer 2(M)**
And Halkara looks like the perfect
balance of wholesome and unwholesome.
**[10:56] SFX**
Float...
**[11:00] Falfa**
May we take your order?
**[11:03] Shalsha**
Here's some water.
**[11:05] Customer 3(F)**
Her twin daughters couldn't be cuter!
**[11:07] Customer 1(F)**
Yes, but above all...
**[11:11] Laika**
Thank you for waiting.
**[11:13] Laika**
Here is the omelet you ordered.
**[11:17] Laika**
Please take your time enjoying your meal.
**[11:21] Customer 4(M)**
She's a goddess.
**[11:23] Customer 5(F)**
If I had a little sister like that,
I'd be hugging her all the time.
**[11:26] Customer 6(F)**
No words are needed... Just...
**[11:29] Customers 1-6**
Priceless!
**[11:30] Laika**
P-Please don't stare at me so much...
**[11:34] Laika**
It's embarrassing...
**[11:35] SFX**
Pshoom!
**[11:36] Customer 8(M)**
Hey, hang in there!
**[11:37] Customer 9(F)**
It's a shallow wound!
**[11:39] Azusa**
What kind of shop *is* this?
**[11:41] Flatorte**
I hate that Laika is getting
all the attention!
**[11:44] Flatorte**
I won't lose to her!
**[11:46] SFX**
Bam! Bam! Bam!
**[11:49] Flatorte**
I can carry all these at once!
**[11:51] Customers**
Ooh!
**[11:52] Male Customer**
Amazing!
**[11:53] Female Customer**
How wonderful!
**[11:53] Flatorte**
It's a piece of cake!
**[11:54] Azusa**
Wait, if you try to do that...
**[12:01] Rosalie**
That was a close one.
**[12:04] Rosalie**
There!
**[12:07] Customer 10(F)**
The ghost lady is the best!
**[12:09] Customer 11(F)**
That's fantastic service!
**[12:12] Rosalie**
Thanks.
**[12:13] Azusa**
I guess people enjoy service with style.
**[12:16] Halkara**
Master!
**[12:19] Customer 12(M)**
This juice is really refreshing.
**[12:21] Customer 13(F)**
And the soup warms me right up.
**[12:24] Customer 13(F)**
It's so homely, but so elegant, too.
**[12:27] Customer 14(F)**
The wall decorations are adorable.
**[12:29] Halkara**
They all seem to enjoy both
the food and the atmosphere.
**[12:35] Azusa**
All right, everyone, keep up the good work!
**[12:38] Falfa**
Okay!
**[12:42] Laika**
Thank you very much.
**[12:47] Shalsha**
I'm sorry, Mother.
My feet can't take any more.
**[12:51] Azusa**
No, I'm sorry I didn't notice.
**[12:54] Azusa**
Just take it easy.
**[12:57] Shalsha**
No, I'll take over the register.
**[13:00] Shalsha**
This way, I can keep working.
**[13:02] Azusa**
Thank you. But don't overdo it, okay?
**[13:05] SFX**
Sputter, sputter...
**[13:06] Halkara**
Here's your milk tea!
**[13:08] Halkara**
Here's your salad with forest tree nuts!
**[13:08] SFX**
Sputter, sputter...
**[13:11] Rosalie**
So three coffees, a mini chiffon
cake, and two fruit cakes...
**[13:15] Rosalie**
And for you, a black tea, a milk,
a special omelet, and a sandwich?
**[13:19] Azusa**
It's a good kind of surprise, but I
never thought we'd be this successful.
**[13:23] Beelzebub**
What a fine shop.
**[13:24] Azusa**
Thank you for waiting!
How many in... your...
**[13:27] Azusa**
Don't you have anything to do at work?
**[13:29] Beelzebub**
You're being awfully rude to a customer.
**[13:32] Azusa**
Did I tell you we were doing this?
**[13:34] Beelzebub**
You did not!
**[13:35] Beelzebub**
I only came because I
happened to hear about it!
**[13:38] Beelzebub**
Don't I always tell you to invite me
along when you're doing something fun?
**[13:40] SFX**
Hmph!
**[13:42] Azusa**
*Oh, she wanted to be invited.*
**[13:45] Azusa**
Hey, Beelzebub, it's not too late to
help us serve customers if you want...
**[13:50] Azusa**
I mean... i-if you could, maybe?
**[13:54] Azusa**
I-If you can't, it's okay...
**[13:58] Beelzebub**
I am a demon, you know.
**[14:00] Beelzebub**
I'm not someone you can so
easily ask for a favor.
**[14:03] Beelzebub**
Don't let your head get so big.
**[14:07] Azusa**
Beelzebub, that's... the back door...
**[14:17] Beelzebub**
Well, I suppose I don't mind.
**[14:19] Azusa**
You're raring to go!
When did you change clothes?!
**[14:22] Customer 15(F)**
She's the head waitress, but she has
the intense aura of a queen...
**[14:25] Customer 16(M)**
No, she has both the dignity of a soldier
**[14:27] Customer 16(M)**
and the class of a proper lady.
**[14:29] Customer 16(M)**
She gives off the scent
of something forbidden!
**[14:35] Beelzebub**
Welcome to our coffee shop, The Witch's House!
**[14:39] Beelzebub**
When you've decided what you'd
like to order, just let me know.
**[14:44] Azusa**
She's perfect!
**[14:55] Beelzebub**
Hey, cooks!
**[14:57] Beelzebub**
An herb tea, carrot chiffon cake set,
**[14:59] Beelzebub**
and two mixed juices, please!
**[15:03] Laika**
She's turned out to be quite the helper.
**[15:05] Azusa**
I can't believe she's even
changed her tone of voice.
**[15:08] Azusa**
With Beelzebub helping us now,
maybe we can breathe a little easier.
**[15:13] Azusa**
There's no sign of the crowd
starting to thin, though...
**[15:16] Pecora**
Okay, here we go!
**[15:19] SFX**
Flick!
**[15:20] Pecora**
Now do it with me, okay?
**[15:23] Pecora**
Be delicious!
**[15:25] SFX**
Float...
**[15:29] Pecora**
I added a bit of little devil spice, too!
**[15:32] Customers 17-19(F;M;M)**
Squee!
**[15:34] Azusa**
You're way past "little devil"!
What are you doing?!
**[15:37] SFX**
Turn!
**[15:37] Pecora**
Dear Sister!
**[15:39] SFX**
Sparkle!
**[15:39] Pecora**
What do you think?
Does my outfit look cute?
**[15:44] Azusa**
Should a Demon King who terrifies crying
babies into silences be serving customers?
**[15:47] Pecora**
Of course!
**[15:48] Pecora**
I always wanted to be a part of
a shop like this just once!
**[15:52] Azusa**
Wait, if you're here, does that mean...
**[16:03] Vania**
And here's your fosca sheep
sauté with truffles!
**[16:07] Azusa**
I thought so.
**[16:09] Fatla**
It's the chef's special platter.
**[16:11] Fatla**
My sister came up with an improved
version for human palates.
**[16:14] Azusa**
She just made herself the chef!
**[16:16] Halkara**
Chef, one more of the special!
**[16:18] Vania**
Got it!
**[16:19] Azusa**
And it's already on the menu...
**[16:21] Fatla**
Halkara, please take this
dessert menu to table three.
**[16:25] Halkara**
Yes, Manager!
**[16:27] Azusa**
And Fatla's the floor manager now!
**[16:29] Laika**
A group just came in!
**[16:31] Azusa**
Huh?
**[16:32] Rosalie**
I have an addition to an order!
**[16:33] Azusa**
Huh?
**[16:34] Falfa**
There are so many customers!
**[16:35] Azusa**
Huh?!
**[16:36] Fightie**
Master! Is that outfit some
new kind of training?
**[16:39] Fightie**
I'll help, too!
**[16:42] Beelzebub**
What are you doing here?
**[16:44] Eno**
I have some samples of the Eno
brand's latest supplement!
**[16:48] Eno**
Feel free to take one! Here you go!
**[16:51] Halkara**
Hey! Did anyone say you could do that?
**[16:56] Kuku**
Here's a free song for all
the folks waiting in line!
**[17:00] Flatorte**
Listen to the cries of
Kuku and Flatorte's souls!
**[17:06] Azusa**
This is turning into something
kind of crazy...
**[17:10] Azusa**
Nothing to do but continue doing my job!
**[17:42] Natalie**
Great Witch, thank you for the lovely meal.
**[17:45] Azusa/Laika**
Thank you for coming.
**[17:49] Azusa**
Well, I guess we can close up now.
**[17:52] Eno**
This new product uses fruit juice
to counter the bitterness.
**[17:55] Halkara**
Let's talk business sometime.
**[17:58] Kuku**
Let's perform together again!
**[17:59] Flatorte**
I'll write a song that'll
make your heart tremble!
**[18:02] Fightie**
Master, please spar with me!
**[18:04] Beelzebub**
Just go home already.
**[18:07] Pecora**
Dear Sister!
**[18:09] SFX**
Flash!
**[18:10] SFX**
Zoom!
**[18:10] Pecora**
I had so much fun today!
**[18:12] SFX**
Stretch!
**[18:13] Pecora**
I'll come help again!
**[18:13] SFX**
Hug!
**[18:15] Vania**
See you next time.
**[18:17] Fatla**
Goodbye.
**[18:18] Azusa**
Thanks for your help, everyone.
**[18:25] Azusa**
All right.
**[18:26] Azusa**
Good work, everyone!
**[18:28] Laika**
Same to you, Lady Azusa.
**[18:36] Azusa**
We still need to clean up,
but I guess we can take our time.
**[18:56] Azusa**
* It's been 300 years since*
* I reincarnated here.*
**[18:58] Azusa**
*After finding out I had maxed out my level,*
**[19:01] Azusa**
*my life turned around completely.*
**[19:05] Azusa**
*If this keeps up,*
**[19:06] Azusa**
* I bet lots more fun and*
* hectic things will happen.*
**[19:10] Azusa**
* Although if I'm comparing my recent life*
* to the 300 years before that,*
**[19:14] Azusa**
* my recent life is still new, but I can*
* confidently say it's had lots more fun times.*
**[19:20] Halkara**
The cost, list price, and profit...
**[19:22] Rosalie**
Coffee and chocolate cake....
**[19:23] Flatorte**
A biba non non!
**[19:26] Azusa**
*Living a slow life alone was nice,*
**[19:28] Azusa**
* but living a slow life with others*
* is special in its own way.*
**[19:32] Azusa**
* And this is still the result of all*
* those years defeating slimes,*
**[19:36] Azusa**
* so I can't forget the debt*
* I owe to the slimes.*
**[19:39] Azusa**
*That said, there are slimes everywhere,*
**[19:42] Azusa**
* so I'm sure I'll have to*
* face one eventually.*
**[19:44] Azusa**
*But for now, our coffee shop is done.*
**[19:52] Azusa**
* I think I'd like to live a nice*
* peaceful life for a while.*
**[20:31] Halkara**
Master.
**[20:33] Halkara**
Tonight is the main event of
Flatta's dance festival.
**[20:36] Rosalie**
I wonder what it's like!
**[20:38] Falfa**
I want to go!
**[20:40] Shalsha**
I'm interested.
**[20:41] Laika**
Lady Azusa, I'd like to go, as well.
**[20:44] Azusa**
Then I guess we'll all go
check it out tonight.
**[20:46] Falfa**
Yay!
**[20:48] Beelzebub**
I will show you my demon dance!
**[20:52] Azusa**
Do you have nothing better to do?
**[20:54] Beelzebub**
Wha—
**[20:54] Beelzebub**
Have you no gratitude after all
the work I did yesterday?
**[20:57] SFX**
Slide!
**[20:59] Falfa**
Thanks for helping yesterday, Beelzebub!
**[21:01] Shalsha**
You were a big help.
**[21:03] Beelzebub**
Oh, it was nothing.
**[21:05] Beelzebub**
You can ask for my help again anytime.
**[21:08] Rosalie**
You really can't resist those two, can you?
**[21:08] Beelzebub**
There, there. You're so cute.
**[21:12] Flatorte**
I'm gonna dance, too!
I'll let it all hang out!
**[21:15] Laika**
Don't you dare! You'll bring
shame to all Dragons!
**[21:19] SFX**
Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing...
**[21:19] Halkara**
I'm quite confident in
my dancing skills, too!
**[21:23] Azusa**
I'd rather you didn't dance, either.
**[21:26] Halkara**
Why not, Master?
**[21:28] Laika**
At any rate, if you get out of hand
at the festival, they'll ban you.
**[21:32] Flatorte**
How rude!
**[21:32] Halkara**
Come on, Master!
What's wrong with my dancing?
**[21:36] Azusa**
Look, just...
**[21:37] Falfa**
Hey, Beelzebub!
**[21:39] Shalsha**
What's your dance like?
**[21:40] Beelzebub**
It's a mysterious dance handed down
among demons that sucks out mana.
**[21:44] Rosalie**
Another peaceful day...
**[21:51] Azusa**
Yes, I'm coming.
**[21:56] Azusa**
How can I help you?
**[22:01] Azusa**
*After 300 years of killing slimes,*
**[22:04] Azusa**
*another fun day is about to begin.*