E1 - I Maxed Out My Level Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Aizawa Azusa     Age Twenty-Seven [00:03] Azusa     Aizawa Azusa, age 27. [00:05] Azusa     Female. Single. Corporate slave. [00:08] Azusa     All my life, I've lived only for my career. [00:10] Azusa     I set aside love, fun, and everything else [00:14] Azusa     to do nothing but work. [00:15] Azusa     I've worked as long as 50 days in a row. [00:17] Azusa     Whatever happened to the     Labor Standards Act? [00:20] Azusa     Then, one day... [00:23] Azusa     I passed out in the middle of work. [00:25] Voices     Aizawa-san! Aizawa-san! [00:29] Azusa     Oh, jeez. I just died, didn't I? [00:32] Mega-mega     Correct. [00:34] Mega-mega     You worked yourself to death     while still in your twenties. [00:38] Mega-mega     How very heartbreaking. [00:40] Azusa     I see. So I literally lived     and died for my career... [00:45] Mega-mega     It might not make up for it, [00:47] Mega-mega     but I will give you a new life where you      can live in happiness from beginning to end. [00:51] Mega-mega     You will be free to do nearly     anything however you please! [00:54] SFX     Sparkle! [00:54] Azusa     Really? Whatever I want? [00:57] Mega-mega     Yes! I have a soft spot for women, you see. [01:00] Azusa     So... it's okay for a god to be biased? [01:02] Mega-mega     Yes, it is! [01:03] Azusa     Okay, then, make me immortal and ageless! [01:05] Mega-mega     Sure! [01:07] Azusa     Wait, it's really just that easy? [01:09] Azusa     That's awesome. [01:10] Mega-mega     Mana is now going to     circulate throughout you, [01:13] Mega-mega     reincarnating you into a     body that will never age. [01:17] Mega-mega     Anything else? [01:18] Azusa     No, that's enough. [01:20] Azusa     My only goal is to live a slow, lazy life. [01:24] Mega-mega     Very well! [01:25] Mega-mega     I will reincarnate you as an immortal     in some nice, relaxing highlands. [01:29] Mega-mega     And I might as well give     you a youthful appearance! [01:31] Mega-mega     Around age 17, just the way I like it! [01:34] Mega-mega     There! [01:35] Mega-mega     Puririn harurun powapowarin! [01:50] Azusa     Definitely highlands... SIGN    I Maxed Out My Level SIGN    I Maxed Out My Level [02:03] Azusa     It's not Japanese, but I can read it. [02:05] Azusa     Let's see... "Free to anyone who wants it"? [02:08] Azusa     How generous. [02:10] Azusa     Did that goddess put this here for me? [02:16] Azusa     This is me? [02:18] Azusa     Wow, I really do look 17. [02:21] Azusa     I'm pretty cute. [02:22] Azusa     And what's this outfit?     I kinda look like a witch. [02:27] Azusa     I truly have been reborn. [02:31] Azusa     That corporate slave is gone! [02:33] Azusa     From now on, I am no longer     Aizawa Azusa, but Azusa Aizawa! [02:37] Azusa     And starting today, this is my house! [02:42] Azusa     With that field, I can be self-sufficient. [02:46] Azusa     Hey, there's a village! [02:49] Azusa     I have a weapon, too... [02:52] Azusa     And money! [02:53] Azusa     Maybe I'll go out for a bit... [03:04] Azusa     A slime? [03:05] Azusa     So I really am in an another world, then? [03:08] Azusa     I can beat it, right? [03:15] Azusa     I guess it didn't hurt that much. [03:18] Azusa     Then... [03:19] Azusa     Take that! And that! And that! [03:28] Azusa     Is this... some kind of money? [03:30] Azusa     I said I'd be self-sufficient, but I'll     need money for day-to-day necessities. [03:35] Azusa     I'll just help myself to this. [03:39] Azusa     I guess slimes are pretty common... [03:46] Azusa     Wow... [03:47] Old     Haven't seen you around here before. [03:49] Azusa     I just moved into a house in the highlands. [03:52] Azusa     Would you tell me about this village? [03:54] Old     This is the village of Flatta. [03:56] Old     We have an adventurers' guild.     You should talk to them. [04:00] Azusa     Thank you! [04:03] Azusa     It's not a very big village, but it's pretty. [04:07] Natalie     Welcome to the adventurers' guild! [04:09] Natalie     What sets this village apart     is how peaceful it is. [04:12] Natalie     The only monsters in the area     are things like slimes. [04:15] Azusa     I got these from some slimes     I defeated on my way here. [04:18] Natalie     Those are magic stones. [04:19] Natalie     You need to register with the guild if     you want to exchange them for money. [04:23] Natalie     Is that all right? [04:24] Azusa     Sure. [04:25] Natalie     Please place your hand on this. [04:33] Natalie     Your job is "witch." [04:34] Natalie     You're level 1. [04:35] Azusa     I really am a witch... SIGN    Azusa Aizawa SIGN    Job Witch SIGN    Stamina Magic SIGN    Attack Speed SIGN    Defense Intelligence SIGN    Magic      None SIGN    Special abilities, etc. SIGN    Medicinal Plant Knowledge Immortality due to witch powers SIGN    Experience earned [04:37] Natalie     Special abilities... Immortality?! [04:40] Natalie     That's incredible! [04:41] Natalie     There are some witches who     live very long lives, [04:44] Natalie     but immortality at level 1 is remarkable! [04:46] Azusa     Yeah, I guess I'm just lucky... [04:48] Azusa     I won't tell her it was a bonus     that came with being reincarnated. [04:52] Natalie     All set. We're happy to     have you in our guild! [04:56] Azusa     And now I've got a source of income. [05:00] Azusa     That was the day my new, slow life began. [05:05] Azusa     I just take it easy every day, [05:07] Azusa     sleep as much as I want, [05:09] Azusa     tend to my field... [05:11] Azusa     and when I feel like getting some     exercise, I beat up slimes! [05:16] Azusa     They're valuable as my income source, [05:17] Azusa     so I try to defeat at least 25 slimes a day. [05:21] Azusa     I've visited the nearby forest, too. [05:23] Azusa     As a witch, I know right away     which plants have medicinal uses. [05:26] Azusa     I make some medicines occasionally [05:28] Azusa     and sell them in the village. [05:31] Azusa     With just minimal labor [05:33] Azusa     and a nice, easy day-to-day life... [05:35] Azusa     I truly live a life of leisure. [05:37] Azusa     My second life is treating     me fantastically well! [05:45] Azusa     And then, 300 years passed. [05:52] Azusa     And that's 26. [05:54] Azusa     I guess after doing this for 300 years, [05:57] Azusa     I must have leveled up a little... [06:00] Lady     Oh, the Witch of the Highlands! [06:02] Azusa     Hello. [06:03] Guy     The medicine you brought     last time worked great. [06:05] Azusa     Glad to hear it! [06:07] Azusa     It has been 300 years. [06:09] Azusa     I know more about this village's     history than anyone else now. [06:14] Azusa     We've been through a lot. [06:16] Azusa     I examined emergency patients and     treated them with my medicines... [06:19] Azusa     I even stopped the spread of a plague. [06:23] Azusa     And now they all treat me     like a guardian deity. [06:26] Azusa     Not that it bothers me at all. [06:28] Azusa     Hello! [06:31] Natalie     That's 5,200 gold for you. [06:33] Azusa     Thanks. [06:34] Azusa     See you tomorrow, then. [06:35] Natalie     Say, Witch of the Highlands... [06:37] Azusa     What is it? [06:38] Natalie     There's something I've been     wondering for a while. [06:42] Natalie     Just how strong are you now? [06:45] Azusa     How strong? Like in battle? [06:48] Azusa     Likely not all that strong... [06:50] Azusa     I've registered as an adventurer, [06:52] Azusa     but I've never been on an adventure. [06:55] Natalie     Would you mind letting me     take a look at your stats? [06:57] Azusa     Now that you mention it, they haven't     been checked in 300 years... [07:01] Natalie     But you've been protecting     Flatta all this time, [07:05] Natalie     so I bet your stats are through the roof! [07:08] Azusa     Fine with me, but I'm really just a witch     with knowledge of medicinal plants. [07:12] Azusa     Don't get your hopes up. SIGN    Azusa Aizawa SIGN    Job Witch SIGN    Stamina Magic SIGN    Attack Speed SIGN    Defense Intelligence SIGN    Magic SIGN    Special abilities, etc. SIGN    Medicinal Plant Knowledge Immortality due to witch powers SIGN    Experience Boost SIGN    Experience earned SIGN    Teleportation ■Float■ Blaze Tornado Item Appraisal SIGN    Earthquake Freeze Lightning Mind Control Remove Curse Remove Poison SIGN    Reflect Magic Mana Absorption Language Comprehension Transform Create Magic [07:20] Natalie     Level 99?! [07:22] Natalie     You're seriously way too strong! [07:23] Azusa     Nah, this thing's just broken. [07:26] Azusa     I mean, I've never beaten     anything but slimes. SIGN    Experience earned [07:29] Azusa     There's no way I can have     10,840,086 experience points. [07:32] Natalie     No, hang on! [07:33] Natalie     You've been defeating slimes every single day,     365 days a year, for 300 years, right? [07:39] Azusa     Well, yeah. I average about 25 per day. [07:42] Natalie     And then there's this! [07:44] Natalie     You have a special ability that boosts     the experience points you earn! [07:48] Natalie     That means you get two additional experience     points for every monster you defeat. [07:52] Azusa     Just two? [07:53] Natalie     Slimes are worth two experience points, [07:55] Natalie     but with this ability, that becomes four. [07:57] Natalie     Which means... [07:58] Natalie     Four times 25 times 365 times     300 equals 10,950,000! [08:04] Azusa     I know they say slow and     steady wins the race, but... [08:06] Azusa     A large dragon is said to be     worth 2,500 experience points, [08:10] Azusa     so that's 4,380 dragons     worth of experience points! [08:13] Azusa     I'm a super dragon killer, then! [08:15] Natalie     It's insane! [08:16] Natalie     This has to make you the strongest     adventurer in the world! [08:19] Azusa     What? The whole world? [08:21] Natalie     I always knew the Witch of the     Highlands was truly a great witch! [08:24] SFX     D'oh! [08:25] Azusa     You're kidding... [08:26] Azusa     If people find out about this and     I get more and more famous... [08:31] Azusa     My slow life is over! [08:33] Azusa     Natalie, you can't tell a     single soul about this! [08:37] Natalie     Why not? I want to glorify     you as much as you deserve! [08:40] Azusa     My stats are personal information. [08:43] Azusa     You wouldn't want the size of your     breasts getting out, would you? [08:46] Natalie     I'm quite confident in their size, though. [08:48] SFX     Boing! [08:50] SFX     Flat... [08:51] Azusa     Anyway... [08:52] Azusa     Please don't tell anyone about my stats. [08:55] Azusa     I just want to live a quiet, secretive life. [08:58] Natalie     You got it! [08:59] Natalie     I swear I'll never tell anyone that     you're the strongest there is! [09:04] Natalie     I would never do anything     to betray your trust! [09:10] Azusa     Level 99? I just can't believe it. [09:14] Azusa     How can numbers like that be possible     just from beating slimes daily? [09:21] Azusa     Freeze everything solid! [09:29] Azusa     It's true... [09:33] Azusa     There. [09:34] Azusa     Freeze solid! [09:37] Azusa     I didn't even realize I'd learned     this magic, but it's super handy. [09:41] Azusa     And I can just use fire magic to thaw it. [09:47] Azusa     Can I help you? [09:48] Swordsman     You are Azusa, the Witch     of the Highlands, yes? [09:51] Azusa     Yes, that's right. [09:53] Azusa     What would adventurers     like you want with me? [09:56] Swordsman     I would like to test my skills against you. [09:58] Azusa     Huh? [09:59] Azusa     I'm just a witch who ekes out a     living gathering medicinal plants. [10:03] Azusa     What point is there in fighting me? [10:06] Swordsman     I was told that a level 99 witch lived here. [10:09] Azusa     Gulp! [10:11] Azusa     You're mistaken! [10:12] Azusa     The panel just brought up some weird     numbers because it was broken. [10:15] Azusa     My actual strength is around     level 10 at best... [10:18] Azusa     No, more like level 3... [10:20] Mage     It's no use trying to lie. [10:22] Mage     The mana is practically gushing     forth from your body! [10:25] Mage     There's no doubt that     you're incredibly strong! [10:30] Azusa     All right. I'll spar with you. [10:33] Azusa     But on one condition! [10:35] Azusa     If I win, you have to tell everyone that the     Witch of the Highlands was no big deal. [10:39] Azusa     I'd really rather not     fight if I can avoid it. [10:42] Azusa     If you leave this circle, you lose. [10:44] Azusa     Anyone who steps outside     it is out of the fight. [10:46] Azusa     If everyone in your party     leaves it, you lose. [10:49] Azusa     Now, begin! [10:52] Mage     Wind, be my servant and     blow with all your might! [10:57] Azusa     Oh, so that's how you use tornado magic. [11:01] Azusa     Keep it weak... as weak as possible... [11:03] Mage     Wind, be my servant and     blow with all your might. [11:09] Mage     No way! [11:10] Sword     Run! [11:10] Warrior     She's a monster! [11:23] Azusa     Natalie! [11:24] Natalie     Oh, Witch of the Highlands. [11:26] Azusa     Didn't you promise me you     wouldn't tell anyone?! [11:29] Natalie     I swear I told no one! [11:31] Azusa     Then how... [11:33] Elunsto     It was me! [11:35] Azusa     Who's that?! [11:36] Natalie     You're Ernst, the adventurer who's     notorious for being loose-lipped! [11:40] Natalie     Were you sitting at that     table back then, too? [11:43] Elunsto     I couldn't believe the witch was level 99. [11:48] Guy     So the rumor was true?! [11:50] Guy     I saw her incredible magic with my own eyes! [11:53] Lady     She's definitely level 99! [11:56] Azusa     That's how the Witch of the     Highlands maxed out her level. [11:59] Azusa     And when that got around... [12:08] Azusa     Um... What can I do for you? [12:11] Laika     You are the strongest of witches? [12:14] Azusa     ...a dragon came to see me. SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes     for 300 Years and     Maxed Out My Level [12:23] Laika     I am the most powerful dragon     in the province of Nanterre. [12:26] Laika     My name is Laika. [12:28] Laika     I have heard rumors that the     strongest of witches resided here. [12:33] Azusa     You're not gonna tell me you want to     test your strength against me, are you? [12:36] Laika     You've saved me the trouble of asking. [12:38] SFX     Gloom... [12:39] Azusa     How far has that stupid rumor spread?! [12:41] Azusa     At least limit it to humans! [12:44] Azusa     I have no desire to be     known as the strongest. [12:47] Azusa     I just want to live here quietly. [12:49] Azusa     You can have the title of the strongest. [12:52] Laika     I cannot accept that! Fight me! [12:55] Laika     We must settle this matter     beyond a shadow of a doubt! [12:58] Azusa     This is a royal pain in the ass. [13:01] Azusa     And if I refuse? [13:03] Laika     I will rampage. [13:06] Azusa     Okay, fine. I don't want     my house to get wrecked. [13:09] Azusa     Let's do this. [13:11] Azusa     Remember, I never claimed to     be the strongest anything, [13:13] Azusa     so if I turn out to be a     lot weaker, go easy on me. [13:16] Laika     Very well. [13:17] Laika     I am only concerned with proving     that I am the strongest. [13:24] Azusa     I now bid a brief farewell to the earth. [13:31] Laika     Ah, truly the skills of a witch. [13:33] Laika     But do not assume you are my equal     simply because you can fly. [13:40] Azusa     Freeze everything solid! [13:46] Laika     It appears that you truly are     a witch of high caliber. [13:49] Laika     But it matters not how     advanced your magic is! [13:52] Laika     Take this! [13:56] Laika     You will not escape! [14:00] Azusa     Freeze everything solid! [14:11] Azusa     How was that? Feeling a little brain freeze? [14:19] Azusa     W-Wait! [14:21] Azusa     Don't tear up my house! [14:23] Azusa     Don't you dare tear it up! [14:34] Laika     It's so cold... [14:37] Azusa     I told you... [14:39] Azusa     not to wreck my house! [14:47] Laika     Wh-What power... [14:50] Laika     How could I suffer such a humiliating loss? [14:53] Azusa     So, Laika the dragon, [14:55] Azusa     make sure you fix my house, okay? [14:58] Azusa     Because if you don't... [15:00] Azusa     I'll make you regret it. [15:03] Laika     V-Very well... I will take care of it. [15:07] Laika     Um... I have a fair amount of money     stored in the mountain where I live. [15:12] Laika     May I go and retrieve it? [15:14] Azusa     Fine, but if you run away on me... [15:21] Laika     Rest assured, I will keep my promise! [15:28] Azusa     Guess I'll stay in the     village for a while... [15:32] Guy     Oh, it's the witch! [15:33] Guy     I heard you defeated a dragon! [15:35] Lady     We saw it fleeing! [15:37] Azusa     Sorry... I did defeat the dragon, [15:40] Azusa     but my house was destroyed. [15:42] Azusa     Is it all right if I stay here for a while? SIGN    Flatta Village Office [15:47] Azusa     Wow, nice... [15:49] Azusa     But isn't this a guest room? [15:52] Azusa     I'd be fine with a room at the inn. [15:54] Girl     Oh, my, no! [15:55] Girl     You're the great witch who protected     our village from a terrible dragon. [15:59] Girl     Please use this room as you'd like. [16:02] Girl     Um, Great Witch... [16:05] Girl     When I was a child,     your medicine saved my life. [16:10] Girl     There are many people in this village     who've been saved thanks to you. [16:18] Azusa     Well, I guess it can't hurt to take advantage     of people's kindness now and then. [16:23] Azusa     Okay! [16:25] Azusa     Good evening! SIGN    Restaurant: The Keen Eagle [16:26] Proprietress     Welcome. [16:27] Guy     The Witch of the Highlands! [16:29] Guy     A toast to the witch! [16:31] All     Cheers! [16:34] Azusa     I'll take my usual omelette, [16:36] Azusa     and a beef stew. [16:42] Azusa     The omelettes here are just the best! [16:46] Keen Eagle Owner     And we feel "the best"     with you protecting us. [16:50] Crowd     The great witch rules! [16:52] Azusa     Aw... [16:54] Azusa     Oh, well. [16:56] Azusa     Cheers to Flatta Village! [16:59] All     Cheers! [17:07] Azusa     Last night was awesome. [17:09] Azusa     It actually made me glad I'm a witch. [17:12] Girl     I'm sorry to interrupt your rest. [17:14] Girl     There's someone here who     says they wish to see you. [17:17] Azusa     Huh? [17:23] Laika     I'm very sorry for the     trouble I caused yesterday! [17:25] Azusa     Yesterday? Um, have we met somewhere? [17:30] Laika     Oh, right. This is the first time     you've seen me in this form. [17:33] Laika     I am Laika, the Red Dragon     you met yesterday. [17:38] Azusa     What?! [17:39] Laika     We members of the dragon     race can change our forms. [17:44] Laika     I've brought the money     that I had been saving. [17:47] Azusa     Thanks! [17:49] Azusa     This should be more than     enough to repair my house. [17:52] Laika     A-Also, um... [17:55] Laika     The truth is, I would like to ask a favor... [17:57] Azusa     What is it? [17:58] Laika     M-May I... [18:02] Laika     May I be your pupil?! [18:05] Azusa     Huh? Pupil? [18:06] Laika     Yes! Fighting you made me realize     that I still have much to learn! [18:12] Laika     I'd like to cast away the vain notion     that I am the strongest in Nanterre [18:15] Laika     and start studying from square one! [18:18] Azusa     Your gung-ho attitude is fantastic, [18:20] Azusa     but I didn't get strong by     doing any special training! [18:23] Azusa     I just made a habit of beating up the     local slimes, and this is what happened! [18:27] Laika     I overestimated my powers as a dragon, [18:31] Laika     growing too proud and neglecting     the need to polish my skills. [18:35] Laika     And that resulted in my humiliating defeat! [18:38] Laika     So it is your diligent day-to-day     efforts that I wish to learn from! [18:42] Azusa     Industrious much?! [18:43] Laika     Please allow me to live     with you as a worker! [18:45] Azusa     I want to learn your way of life! [18:50] Azusa     A live-in worker? [18:52] Azusa     Does that mean you'd cook     and clean for me, too? [18:56] Laika     Yes, of course! With pleasure! [18:58] Azusa     This might just add another     layer of ease to my slow life! [19:04] Azusa     Very well. I will accept you as my pupil. [19:09] Laika     Thank you! [19:11] Azusa     By the way, how old are you? [19:14] Laika     I was born about 300 years ago. [19:16] Azusa     Same as me, then... [19:23] Laika     Is something wrong? [19:25] Azusa     I was just thinking, even after it's fixed up,     it might be too small for two people. [19:29] Azusa     Maybe we should expand it a bit. [19:31] Laika     In that case, since I'm here,     why don't I build it? [19:34] Azusa     Build it? You're not an architect, are you? [19:37] Laika     As long as I have wood and stones, [19:39] Laika     all that remains is to put them     together. Please, allow me! SIGN    How to Build a Log House, Laika's Way [19:43] Laika     Now, then... SIGN    Bring lots of wood     from the forest [19:46] Laika     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! SIGN    Skillfully strip the bark     from the wood [19:48] Laika     Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup... SIGN    Carry the building materials efficiently [19:52] Laika     Hi-yah! SIGN    Finally, put it all together SIGN    Et cetera [20:00] Azusa     Hey! [20:01] Azusa     Why don't we wrap up for the day? [20:04] Azusa     Let's head back to the village. [20:05] Laika     Actually, Lady Azusa, I'm not tired. [20:09] Laika     I can keep going. [20:10] Laika     Dragons can see in the dark, so if I work     all night, I can finish by morning. [20:16] Azusa     Laika... [20:19] Azusa     That kind of thing is a hard no! [20:22] Laika     Um... Did I say something wrong? [20:26] Azusa     Laika, you just said you'd     work all night, didn't you? [20:30] Azusa     You can't do that. Absolutely not! [20:33] Laika     I just... wanted to show     you how hard I can work... [20:36] Azusa     It's not good to overuse the phrase     "work hard" in a positive light! [20:42] Azusa     Look. See how it's getting dark? [20:46] Azusa     That's the world telling you that     you've done enough for today. [20:50] Azusa     If nothing else, I didn't get strong     by pushing myself too hard. [20:54] Azusa     I just put in a moderate     amount of effort every day. [20:57] Azusa     Now that you're my pupil, I want     you to uphold that lifestyle. [21:02] Laika     I understand. [21:04] Laika     I will do as you say, Lady Azusa. [21:06] Azusa     Good. [21:08] Azusa     From now on, if you're tired     or just can't keep going, [21:11] Azusa     don't hesitate to say so. [21:14] Laika     Your consideration toward     your pupil touches my heart. [21:21] Azusa     Aren't you being a bit dramatic? [21:29] Laika     Um, it's finished now. [21:32] Laika     Does it please you? [21:46] Azusa     Yeah! It's amazing! [21:47] Azusa     You did it, Laika! [21:51] Laika     I-If it pleases you, Lady Azusa,     I could not be happier. [21:56] Azusa     Okay! [21:58] Azusa     Let's go, Laika! Today we     celebrate in the village! [22:02] Azusa     Thus, 300 years after I reincarnated     and became a witch, [22:06] Azusa     my life with my very first pupil began. SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years     and Maxed Out My Level