I've Been Killing Slimes For 300 Years And Maxed Out My Level

After dying of overwork in the real world, I’m reincarnated as an immortal witch, and I spend 300 years enjoying a relaxing life. At some point, though, I end up at level 99! All those years spent killing slimes to make the money to pay the bills gave me a ton of experience points. Rumors of the level 99 witch spread, and soon I’m up to my ears in curious adventurers, duelist dragons, and even a monster girl calling me her mom! I’ve never been on an adventure, but I’m the strongest in the world… What’s going to happen to my relaxing life?!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - I Maxed Out My Level

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SIGN    Aizawa Azusa
    Age Twenty-Seven
[00:03] Azusa
    Aizawa Azusa, age 27.
[00:05] Azusa
    Female. Single. Corporate slave.
[00:08] Azusa
    All my life, I've lived only for my career.
[00:10] Azusa
    I set aside love, fun, and everything else
[00:14] Azusa
    to do nothing but work.
[00:15] Azusa
    I've worked as long as 50 days in a row.
[00:17] Azusa
    Whatever happened to the
    Labor Standards Act?
[00:20] Azusa
    Then, one day...
[00:23] Azusa
    I passed out in the middle of work.
[00:25] Voices
    Aizawa-san! Aizawa-san!
[00:29] Azusa
    Oh, jeez. I just died, didn't I?
[00:32] Mega-mega
    Correct.
[00:34] Mega-mega
    You worked yourself to death
    while still in your twenties.
[00:38] Mega-mega
    How very heartbreaking.
[00:40] Azusa
    I see. So I literally lived
    and died for my career...
[00:45] Mega-mega
    It might not make up for it,
[00:47] Mega-mega
    but I will give you a new life where you
     can live in happiness from beginning to end.
[00:51] Mega-mega
    You will be free to do nearly
    anything however you please!
[00:54] SFX
    Sparkle!
[00:54] Azusa
    Really? Whatever I want?
[00:57] Mega-mega
    Yes! I have a soft spot for women, you see.
[01:00] Azusa
    So... it's okay for a god to be biased?
[01:02] Mega-mega
    Yes, it is!
[01:03] Azusa
    Okay, then, make me immortal and ageless!
[01:05] Mega-mega
    Sure!
[01:07] Azusa
    Wait, it's really just that easy?
[01:09] Azusa
    That's awesome.
[01:10] Mega-mega
    Mana is now going to
    circulate throughout you,
[01:13] Mega-mega
    reincarnating you into a
    body that will never age.
[01:17] Mega-mega
    Anything else?
[01:18] Azusa
    No, that's enough.
[01:20] Azusa
    My only goal is to live a slow, lazy life.
[01:24] Mega-mega
    Very well!
[01:25] Mega-mega
    I will reincarnate you as an immortal
    in some nice, relaxing highlands.
[01:29] Mega-mega
    And I might as well give
    you a youthful appearance!
[01:31] Mega-mega
    Around age 17, just the way I like it!
[01:34] Mega-mega
    There!
[01:35] Mega-mega
    Puririn harurun powapowarin!
[01:50] Azusa
    Definitely highlands...
SIGN    I Maxed Out My Level
SIGN    I Maxed Out My Level
[02:03] Azusa
    It's not Japanese, but I can read it.
[02:05] Azusa
    Let's see... "Free to anyone who wants it"?
[02:08] Azusa
    How generous.
[02:10] Azusa
    Did that goddess put this here for me?
[02:16] Azusa
    This is me?
[02:18] Azusa
    Wow, I really do look 17.
[02:21] Azusa
    I'm pretty cute.
[02:22] Azusa
    And what's this outfit?
    I kinda look like a witch.
[02:27] Azusa
    I truly have been reborn.
[02:31] Azusa
    That corporate slave is gone!
[02:33] Azusa
    From now on, I am no longer
    Aizawa Azusa, but Azusa Aizawa!
[02:37] Azusa
    And starting today, this is my house!
[02:42] Azusa
    With that field, I can be self-sufficient.
[02:46] Azusa
    Hey, there's a village!
[02:49] Azusa
    I have a weapon, too...
[02:52] Azusa
    And money!
[02:53] Azusa
    Maybe I'll go out for a bit...
[03:04] Azusa
    A slime?
[03:05] Azusa
    So I really am in an another world, then?
[03:08] Azusa
    I can beat it, right?
[03:15] Azusa
    I guess it didn't hurt that much.
[03:18] Azusa
    Then...
[03:19] Azusa
    Take that! And that! And that!
[03:28] Azusa
    Is this... some kind of money?
[03:30] Azusa
    I said I'd be self-sufficient, but I'll
    need money for day-to-day necessities.
[03:35] Azusa
    I'll just help myself to this.
[03:39] Azusa
    I guess slimes are pretty common...
[03:46] Azusa
    Wow...
[03:47] Old
    Haven't seen you around here before.
[03:49] Azusa
    I just moved into a house in the highlands.
[03:52] Azusa
    Would you tell me about this village?
[03:54] Old
    This is the village of Flatta.
[03:56] Old
    We have an adventurers' guild.
    You should talk to them.
[04:00] Azusa
    Thank you!
[04:03] Azusa
    It's not a very big village, but it's pretty.
[04:07] Natalie
    Welcome to the adventurers' guild!
[04:09] Natalie
    What sets this village apart
    is how peaceful it is.
[04:12] Natalie
    The only monsters in the area
    are things like slimes.
[04:15] Azusa
    I got these from some slimes
    I defeated on my way here.
[04:18] Natalie
    Those are magic stones.
[04:19] Natalie
    You need to register with the guild if
    you want to exchange them for money.
[04:23] Natalie
    Is that all right?
[04:24] Azusa
    Sure.
[04:25] Natalie
    Please place your hand on this.
[04:33] Natalie
    Your job is "witch."
[04:34] Natalie
    You're level 1.
[04:35] Azusa
    I really am a witch...
SIGN    Azusa Aizawa
SIGN    Job Witch
SIGN    Stamina Magic
SIGN    Attack Speed
SIGN    Defense Intelligence
SIGN    Magic
     None
SIGN    Special abilities, etc.
SIGN    Medicinal Plant Knowledge Immortality due to witch powers
SIGN    Experience earned
[04:37] Natalie
    Special abilities... Immortality?!
[04:40] Natalie
    That's incredible!
[04:41] Natalie
    There are some witches who
    live very long lives,
[04:44] Natalie
    but immortality at level 1 is remarkable!
[04:46] Azusa
    Yeah, I guess I'm just lucky...
[04:48] Azusa
    I won't tell her it was a bonus
    that came with being reincarnated.
[04:52] Natalie
    All set. We're happy to
    have you in our guild!
[04:56] Azusa
    And now I've got a source of income.
[05:00] Azusa
    That was the day my new, slow life began.
[05:05] Azusa
    I just take it easy every day,
[05:07] Azusa
    sleep as much as I want,
[05:09] Azusa
    tend to my field...
[05:11] Azusa
    and when I feel like getting some
    exercise, I beat up slimes!
[05:16] Azusa
    They're valuable as my income source,
[05:17] Azusa
    so I try to defeat at least 25 slimes a day.
[05:21] Azusa
    I've visited the nearby forest, too.
[05:23] Azusa
    As a witch, I know right away
    which plants have medicinal uses.
[05:26] Azusa
    I make some medicines occasionally
[05:28] Azusa
    and sell them in the village.
[05:31] Azusa
    With just minimal labor
[05:33] Azusa
    and a nice, easy day-to-day life...
[05:35] Azusa
    I truly live a life of leisure.
[05:37] Azusa
    My second life is treating
    me fantastically well!
[05:45] Azusa
    And then, 300 years passed.
[05:52] Azusa
    And that's 26.
[05:54] Azusa
    I guess after doing this for 300 years,
[05:57] Azusa
    I must have leveled up a little...
[06:00] Lady
    Oh, the Witch of the Highlands!
[06:02] Azusa
    Hello.
[06:03] Guy
    The medicine you brought
    last time worked great.
[06:05] Azusa
    Glad to hear it!
[06:07] Azusa
    It has been 300 years.
[06:09] Azusa
    I know more about this village's
    history than anyone else now.
[06:14] Azusa
    We've been through a lot.
[06:16] Azusa
    I examined emergency patients and
    treated them with my medicines...
[06:19] Azusa
    I even stopped the spread of a plague.
[06:23] Azusa
    And now they all treat me
    like a guardian deity.
[06:26] Azusa
    Not that it bothers me at all.
[06:28] Azusa
    Hello!
[06:31] Natalie
    That's 5,200 gold for you.
[06:33] Azusa
    Thanks.
[06:34] Azusa
    See you tomorrow, then.
[06:35] Natalie
    Say, Witch of the Highlands...
[06:37] Azusa
    What is it?
[06:38] Natalie
    There's something I've been
    wondering for a while.
[06:42] Natalie
    Just how strong are you now?
[06:45] Azusa
    How strong? Like in battle?
[06:48] Azusa
    Likely not all that strong...
[06:50] Azusa
    I've registered as an adventurer,
[06:52] Azusa
    but I've never been on an adventure.
[06:55] Natalie
    Would you mind letting me
    take a look at your stats?
[06:57] Azusa
    Now that you mention it, they haven't
    been checked in 300 years...
[07:01] Natalie
    But you've been protecting
    Flatta all this time,
[07:05] Natalie
    so I bet your stats are through the roof!
[07:08] Azusa
    Fine with me, but I'm really just a witch
    with knowledge of medicinal plants.
[07:12] Azusa
    Don't get your hopes up.
SIGN    Azusa Aizawa
SIGN    Job Witch
SIGN    Stamina Magic
SIGN    Attack Speed
SIGN    Defense Intelligence
SIGN    Magic
SIGN    Special abilities, etc.
SIGN    Medicinal Plant Knowledge Immortality due to witch powers
SIGN    Experience Boost
SIGN    Experience earned
SIGN    Teleportation ■Float■ Blaze Tornado Item Appraisal
SIGN    Earthquake Freeze Lightning Mind Control Remove Curse Remove Poison
SIGN    Reflect Magic Mana Absorption Language Comprehension Transform Create Magic
[07:20] Natalie
    Level 99?!
[07:22] Natalie
    You're seriously way too strong!
[07:23] Azusa
    Nah, this thing's just broken.
[07:26] Azusa
    I mean, I've never beaten
    anything but slimes.
SIGN    Experience earned
[07:29] Azusa
    There's no way I can have
    10,840,086 experience points.
[07:32] Natalie
    No, hang on!
[07:33] Natalie
    You've been defeating slimes every single day,
    365 days a year, for 300 years, right?
[07:39] Azusa
    Well, yeah. I average about 25 per day.
[07:42] Natalie
    And then there's this!
[07:44] Natalie
    You have a special ability that boosts
    the experience points you earn!
[07:48] Natalie
    That means you get two additional experience
    points for every monster you defeat.
[07:52] Azusa
    Just two?
[07:53] Natalie
    Slimes are worth two experience points,
[07:55] Natalie
    but with this ability, that becomes four.
[07:57] Natalie
    Which means...
[07:58] Natalie
    Four times 25 times 365 times
    300 equals 10,950,000!
[08:04] Azusa
    I know they say slow and
    steady wins the race, but...
[08:06] Azusa
    A large dragon is said to be
    worth 2,500 experience points,
[08:10] Azusa
    so that's 4,380 dragons
    worth of experience points!
[08:13] Azusa
    I'm a super dragon killer, then!
[08:15] Natalie
    It's insane!
[08:16] Natalie
    This has to make you the strongest
    adventurer in the world!
[08:19] Azusa
    What? The whole world?
[08:21] Natalie
    I always knew the Witch of the
    Highlands was truly a great witch!
[08:24] SFX
    D'oh!
[08:25] Azusa
    You're kidding...
[08:26] Azusa
    If people find out about this and
    I get more and more famous...
[08:31] Azusa
    My slow life is over!
[08:33] Azusa
    Natalie, you can't tell a
    single soul about this!
[08:37] Natalie
    Why not? I want to glorify
    you as much as you deserve!
[08:40] Azusa
    My stats are personal information.
[08:43] Azusa
    You wouldn't want the size of your
    breasts getting out, would you?
[08:46] Natalie
    I'm quite confident in their size, though.
[08:48] SFX
    Boing!
[08:50] SFX
    Flat...
[08:51] Azusa
    Anyway...
[08:52] Azusa
    Please don't tell anyone about my stats.
[08:55] Azusa
    I just want to live a quiet, secretive life.
[08:58] Natalie
    You got it!
[08:59] Natalie
    I swear I'll never tell anyone that
    you're the strongest there is!
[09:04] Natalie
    I would never do anything
    to betray your trust!
[09:10] Azusa
    Level 99? I just can't believe it.
[09:14] Azusa
    How can numbers like that be possible
    just from beating slimes daily?
[09:21] Azusa
    Freeze everything solid!
[09:29] Azusa
    It's true...
[09:33] Azusa
    There.
[09:34] Azusa
    Freeze solid!
[09:37] Azusa
    I didn't even realize I'd learned
    this magic, but it's super handy.
[09:41] Azusa
    And I can just use fire magic to thaw it.
[09:47] Azusa
    Can I help you?
[09:48] Swordsman
    You are Azusa, the Witch
    of the Highlands, yes?
[09:51] Azusa
    Yes, that's right.
[09:53] Azusa
    What would adventurers
    like you want with me?
[09:56] Swordsman
    I would like to test my skills against you.
[09:58] Azusa
    Huh?
[09:59] Azusa
    I'm just a witch who ekes out a
    living gathering medicinal plants.
[10:03] Azusa
    What point is there in fighting me?
[10:06] Swordsman
    I was told that a level 99 witch lived here.
[10:09] Azusa
    Gulp!
[10:11] Azusa
    You're mistaken!
[10:12] Azusa
    The panel just brought up some weird
    numbers because it was broken.
[10:15] Azusa
    My actual strength is around
    level 10 at best...
[10:18] Azusa
    No, more like level 3...
[10:20] Mage
    It's no use trying to lie.
[10:22] Mage
    The mana is practically gushing
    forth from your body!
[10:25] Mage
    There's no doubt that
    you're incredibly strong!
[10:30] Azusa
    All right. I'll spar with you.
[10:33] Azusa
    But on one condition!
[10:35] Azusa
    If I win, you have to tell everyone that the
    Witch of the Highlands was no big deal.
[10:39] Azusa
    I'd really rather not
    fight if I can avoid it.
[10:42] Azusa
    If you leave this circle, you lose.
[10:44] Azusa
    Anyone who steps outside
    it is out of the fight.
[10:46] Azusa
    If everyone in your party
    leaves it, you lose.
[10:49] Azusa
    Now, begin!
[10:52] Mage
    Wind, be my servant and
    blow with all your might!
[10:57] Azusa
    Oh, so that's how you use tornado magic.
[11:01] Azusa
    Keep it weak... as weak as possible...
[11:03] Mage
    Wind, be my servant and
    blow with all your might.
[11:09] Mage
    No way!
[11:10] Sword
    Run!
[11:10] Warrior
    She's a monster!
[11:23] Azusa
    Natalie!
[11:24] Natalie
    Oh, Witch of the Highlands.
[11:26] Azusa
    Didn't you promise me you
    wouldn't tell anyone?!
[11:29] Natalie
    I swear I told no one!
[11:31] Azusa
    Then how...
[11:33] Elunsto
    It was me!
[11:35] Azusa
    Who's that?!
[11:36] Natalie
    You're Ernst, the adventurer who's
    notorious for being loose-lipped!
[11:40] Natalie
    Were you sitting at that
    table back then, too?
[11:43] Elunsto
    I couldn't believe the witch was level 99.
[11:48] Guy
    So the rumor was true?!
[11:50] Guy
    I saw her incredible magic with my own eyes!
[11:53] Lady
    She's definitely level 99!
[11:56] Azusa
    That's how the Witch of the
    Highlands maxed out her level.
[11:59] Azusa
    And when that got around...
[12:08] Azusa
    Um... What can I do for you?
[12:11] Laika
    You are the strongest of witches?
[12:14] Azusa
    ...a dragon came to see me.
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes
    for 300 Years and
    Maxed Out My Level
[12:23] Laika
    I am the most powerful dragon
    in the province of Nanterre.
[12:26] Laika
    My name is Laika.
[12:28] Laika
    I have heard rumors that the
    strongest of witches resided here.
[12:33] Azusa
    You're not gonna tell me you want to
    test your strength against me, are you?
[12:36] Laika
    You've saved me the trouble of asking.
[12:38] SFX
    Gloom...
[12:39] Azusa
    How far has that stupid rumor spread?!
[12:41] Azusa
    At least limit it to humans!
[12:44] Azusa
    I have no desire to be
    known as the strongest.
[12:47] Azusa
    I just want to live here quietly.
[12:49] Azusa
    You can have the title of the strongest.
[12:52] Laika
    I cannot accept that! Fight me!
[12:55] Laika
    We must settle this matter
    beyond a shadow of a doubt!
[12:58] Azusa
    This is a royal pain in the ass.
[13:01] Azusa
    And if I refuse?
[13:03] Laika
    I will rampage.
[13:06] Azusa
    Okay, fine. I don't want
    my house to get wrecked.
[13:09] Azusa
    Let's do this.
[13:11] Azusa
    Remember, I never claimed to
    be the strongest anything,
[13:13] Azusa
    so if I turn out to be a
    lot weaker, go easy on me.
[13:16] Laika
    Very well.
[13:17] Laika
    I am only concerned with proving
    that I am the strongest.
[13:24] Azusa
    I now bid a brief farewell to the earth.
[13:31] Laika
    Ah, truly the skills of a witch.
[13:33] Laika
    But do not assume you are my equal
    simply because you can fly.
[13:40] Azusa
    Freeze everything solid!
[13:46] Laika
    It appears that you truly are
    a witch of high caliber.
[13:49] Laika
    But it matters not how
    advanced your magic is!
[13:52] Laika
    Take this!
[13:56] Laika
    You will not escape!
[14:00] Azusa
    Freeze everything solid!
[14:11] Azusa
    How was that? Feeling a little brain freeze?
[14:19] Azusa
    W-Wait!
[14:21] Azusa
    Don't tear up my house!
[14:23] Azusa
    Don't you dare tear it up!
[14:34] Laika
    It's so cold...
[14:37] Azusa
    I told you...
[14:39] Azusa
    not to wreck my house!
[14:47] Laika
    Wh-What power...
[14:50] Laika
    How could I suffer such a humiliating loss?
[14:53] Azusa
    So, Laika the dragon,
[14:55] Azusa
    make sure you fix my house, okay?
[14:58] Azusa
    Because if you don't...
[15:00] Azusa
    I'll make you regret it.
[15:03] Laika
    V-Very well... I will take care of it.
[15:07] Laika
    Um... I have a fair amount of money
    stored in the mountain where I live.
[15:12] Laika
    May I go and retrieve it?
[15:14] Azusa
    Fine, but if you run away on me...
[15:21] Laika
    Rest assured, I will keep my promise!
[15:28] Azusa
    Guess I'll stay in the
    village for a while...
[15:32] Guy
    Oh, it's the witch!
[15:33] Guy
    I heard you defeated a dragon!
[15:35] Lady
    We saw it fleeing!
[15:37] Azusa
    Sorry... I did defeat the dragon,
[15:40] Azusa
    but my house was destroyed.
[15:42] Azusa
    Is it all right if I stay here for a while?
SIGN    Flatta Village Office
[15:47] Azusa
    Wow, nice...
[15:49] Azusa
    But isn't this a guest room?
[15:52] Azusa
    I'd be fine with a room at the inn.
[15:54] Girl
    Oh, my, no!
[15:55] Girl
    You're the great witch who protected
    our village from a terrible dragon.
[15:59] Girl
    Please use this room as you'd like.
[16:02] Girl
    Um, Great Witch...
[16:05] Girl
    When I was a child,
    your medicine saved my life.
[16:10] Girl
    There are many people in this village
    who've been saved thanks to you.
[16:18] Azusa
    Well, I guess it can't hurt to take advantage
    of people's kindness now and then.
[16:23] Azusa
    Okay!
[16:25] Azusa
    Good evening!
SIGN    Restaurant: The Keen Eagle
[16:26] Proprietress
    Welcome.
[16:27] Guy
    The Witch of the Highlands!
[16:29] Guy
    A toast to the witch!
[16:31] All
    Cheers!
[16:34] Azusa
    I'll take my usual omelette,
[16:36] Azusa
    and a beef stew.
[16:42] Azusa
    The omelettes here are just the best!
[16:46] Keen Eagle Owner
    And we feel "the best"
    with you protecting us.
[16:50] Crowd
    The great witch rules!
[16:52] Azusa
    Aw...
[16:54] Azusa
    Oh, well.
[16:56] Azusa
    Cheers to Flatta Village!
[16:59] All
    Cheers!
[17:07] Azusa
    Last night was awesome.
[17:09] Azusa
    It actually made me glad I'm a witch.
[17:12] Girl
    I'm sorry to interrupt your rest.
[17:14] Girl
    There's someone here who
    says they wish to see you.
[17:17] Azusa
    Huh?
[17:23] Laika
    I'm very sorry for the
    trouble I caused yesterday!
[17:25] Azusa
    Yesterday? Um, have we met somewhere?
[17:30] Laika
    Oh, right. This is the first time
    you've seen me in this form.
[17:33] Laika
    I am Laika, the Red Dragon
    you met yesterday.
[17:38] Azusa
    What?!
[17:39] Laika
    We members of the dragon
    race can change our forms.
[17:44] Laika
    I've brought the money
    that I had been saving.
[17:47] Azusa
    Thanks!
[17:49] Azusa
    This should be more than
    enough to repair my house.
[17:52] Laika
    A-Also, um...
[17:55] Laika
    The truth is, I would like to ask a favor...
[17:57] Azusa
    What is it?
[17:58] Laika
    M-May I...
[18:02] Laika
    May I be your pupil?!
[18:05] Azusa
    Huh? Pupil?
[18:06] Laika
    Yes! Fighting you made me realize
    that I still have much to learn!
[18:12] Laika
    I'd like to cast away the vain notion
    that I am the strongest in Nanterre
[18:15] Laika
    and start studying from square one!
[18:18] Azusa
    Your gung-ho attitude is fantastic,
[18:20] Azusa
    but I didn't get strong by
    doing any special training!
[18:23] Azusa
    I just made a habit of beating up the
    local slimes, and this is what happened!
[18:27] Laika
    I overestimated my powers as a dragon,
[18:31] Laika
    growing too proud and neglecting
    the need to polish my skills.
[18:35] Laika
    And that resulted in my humiliating defeat!
[18:38] Laika
    So it is your diligent day-to-day
    efforts that I wish to learn from!
[18:42] Azusa
    Industrious much?!
[18:43] Laika
    Please allow me to live
    with you as a worker!
[18:45] Azusa
    I want to learn your way of life!
[18:50] Azusa
    A live-in worker?
[18:52] Azusa
    Does that mean you'd cook
    and clean for me, too?
[18:56] Laika
    Yes, of course! With pleasure!
[18:58] Azusa
    This might just add another
    layer of ease to my slow life!
[19:04] Azusa
    Very well. I will accept you as my pupil.
[19:09] Laika
    Thank you!
[19:11] Azusa
    By the way, how old are you?
[19:14] Laika
    I was born about 300 years ago.
[19:16] Azusa
    Same as me, then...
[19:23] Laika
    Is something wrong?
[19:25] Azusa
    I was just thinking, even after it's fixed up,
    it might be too small for two people.
[19:29] Azusa
    Maybe we should expand it a bit.
[19:31] Laika
    In that case, since I'm here,
    why don't I build it?
[19:34] Azusa
    Build it? You're not an architect, are you?
[19:37] Laika
    As long as I have wood and stones,
[19:39] Laika
    all that remains is to put them
    together. Please, allow me!
SIGN    How to Build a Log House, Laika's Way
[19:43] Laika
    Now, then...
SIGN    Bring lots of wood
    from the forest
[19:46] Laika
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
SIGN    Skillfully strip the bark
    from the wood
[19:48] Laika
    Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup...
SIGN    Carry the building materials efficiently
[19:52] Laika
    Hi-yah!
SIGN    Finally, put it all together
SIGN    Et cetera
[20:00] Azusa
    Hey!
[20:01] Azusa
    Why don't we wrap up for the day?
[20:04] Azusa
    Let's head back to the village.
[20:05] Laika
    Actually, Lady Azusa, I'm not tired.
[20:09] Laika
    I can keep going.
[20:10] Laika
    Dragons can see in the dark, so if I work
    all night, I can finish by morning.
[20:16] Azusa
    Laika...
[20:19] Azusa
    That kind of thing is a hard no!
[20:22] Laika
    Um... Did I say something wrong?
[20:26] Azusa
    Laika, you just said you'd
    work all night, didn't you?
[20:30] Azusa
    You can't do that. Absolutely not!
[20:33] Laika
    I just... wanted to show
    you how hard I can work...
[20:36] Azusa
    It's not good to overuse the phrase
    "work hard" in a positive light!
[20:42] Azusa
    Look. See how it's getting dark?
[20:46] Azusa
    That's the world telling you that
    you've done enough for today.
[20:50] Azusa
    If nothing else, I didn't get strong
    by pushing myself too hard.
[20:54] Azusa
    I just put in a moderate
    amount of effort every day.
[20:57] Azusa
    Now that you're my pupil, I want
    you to uphold that lifestyle.
[21:02] Laika
    I understand.
[21:04] Laika
    I will do as you say, Lady Azusa.
[21:06] Azusa
    Good.
[21:08] Azusa
    From now on, if you're tired
    or just can't keep going,
[21:11] Azusa
    don't hesitate to say so.
[21:14] Laika
    Your consideration toward
    your pupil touches my heart.
[21:21] Azusa
    Aren't you being a bit dramatic?
[21:29] Laika
    Um, it's finished now.
[21:32] Laika
    Does it please you?
[21:46] Azusa
    Yeah! It's amazing!
[21:47] Azusa
    You did it, Laika!
[21:51] Laika
    I-If it pleases you, Lady Azusa,
    I could not be happier.
[21:56] Azusa
    Okay!
[21:58] Azusa
    Let's go, Laika! Today we
    celebrate in the village!
[22:02] Azusa
    Thus, 300 years after I reincarnated
    and became a witch,
[22:06] Azusa
    my life with my very first pupil began.
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
    and Maxed Out My Level

Season 1

E2 - Along Came the Daughters

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[00:11] Laika
    Amazing! It happened so quickly,
    my eyes couldn't keep up!
[00:14] Azusa
    Well, I have been beating up
    slimes for 300 years now.
[00:18] Laika
    And how many slimes did you defeat
    each day to get so strong?
[00:23] Azusa
    Like... 25?
[00:27] Azusa
    Oh, but I have an ability that
    increases the experience I earn,
[00:30] Azusa
    so it actually comes out to about 50 a day.
[00:33] Laika
    It sounds like you had it easier I expected.
[00:35] Laika
    I thought you would say you worked
    hard enough to sweat blood.
[00:38] Azusa
    Laika, you need to throw away
    those kinds of thoughts.
[00:41] Laika
    What? Why?
[00:43] Azusa
    Because if you're working
    hard enough to sweat blood,
[00:46] Azusa
    it means you know people are watching you.
[00:49] Azusa
    So you've probably been using that
    expression with the intention of boasting.
[00:55] Laika
    Wh-When you put it that way...
[00:58] Azusa
    Anyway, you just keep steadily
    plugging along every day.
[01:01] Azusa
    Looking at any activity that way
    makes it easier to keep it up,
[01:04] Azusa
    and you'll level up naturally along the way.
[01:07] Laika
    Such meaningful, priceless words...
[01:09] Laika
    I will fully dedicate myself to
    reaching your level one day!
[01:14] Azusa
    It's not like the slimes are
    ever gonna try to get revenge.
[01:17] Azusa
    Let's just keep mowing them down!
[01:22] Shalsha
    Witch of the Highlands...
[01:24] Shalsha
    You shall pay dearly.
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
    and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN    Along Came the Daughters
SIGN    Along Came the Daughters
[03:02] Laika
    Lady Azusa, I shall prepare
    our meal for today!
[03:07] Azusa
    Okay, I guess I'll leave you to it.
[03:09] Azusa
    I didn't know dragons could cook, though.
[03:12] Laika
    Of course. Dragons are
    one of the noble races.
[03:15] Laika
    Cooking is but a simple task!
[03:17] SFX
    Dun!
[03:18] SFX
    Dun!
[03:19] SFX
    Dun!
[03:20] SFX
    Da-dun!
[03:20] Laika
    This is my finest creation.
[03:23] Laika
    Please, help yourself!
[03:25] SFX
    Shine!
[03:27] Azusa
    I do enjoy omelettes...
[03:29] Azusa
    But I think you might've
    used a few too many eggs.
[03:32] Azusa
    This is way too much for two people.
[03:35] Laika
    I'm so sorry!
[03:36] Laika
    I just can't cast aside
    my values as a dragon!
[03:39] Azusa
    I see. Well, let's eat
    it before it gets cold.
[03:43] Laika
    Right...
[03:45] Both
    Let's eat.
[03:51] Azusa
    This is great!
[03:53] Azusa
    I gotta be honest! You're fantastic, Laika!
[03:56] Raika
    Thank you!
[03:58] Laika
    In that case, I'll make it every day!
[04:01] Azusa
    Nah, we'll rotate. I'll do
    my share of cooking, too.
[04:04] Azusa
    You can show off your skills
    when it's your day.
[04:07] Laika
    Okay! I'll give it my all, then, too!
[04:12] Azusa
    Laika, if there's anything you want to
    know about the life we live, just ask.
[04:18] Laika
    Well... there is one thing,
    about that village.
[04:21] Azusa
    About Flatta?
[04:22] Laika
    Yes. Its magic defense is extremely weak.
[04:26] Laika
    Just one evil mage could reduce
    it to a sea of flames in moments.
[04:31] Azusa
    Yeah, but wouldn't that be
    true pretty much anywhere?
[04:35] Laika
    It's not only that.
[04:36] Laika
    It has no measures in place to
    deal with land-based attacks.
[04:39] Laika
    If large monsters attacked en masse,
    it wouldn't stand a chance.
[04:43] Azusa
    I think you might be overthinking this...
[04:45] Laika
    But the news of your strength just
    recently became widely known, yes?
[04:50] Laika
    Some vile fiend could take the whole
    village hostage just to get rid of you!
[04:56] Azusa
    I get it... But it's not like I
    can guard them around the clock.
[05:04] Laika
    But there is something we can do.
[05:07] Azusa
    A DIY barrier?
[05:10] Laika
    One of your many skills
    is Create Magic, right?
[05:14] Laika
    You can use it to make a
    barrier around the village.
[05:18] Laika
    If you want it to have a long-term effect,
[05:20] Laika
    the best way is to draw a magic circle.
[05:23] Azusa
    Wow, you dragons know a
    lot about magic, huh?
[05:26] Laika
    I learned about it when I went
    to an all-girls school...
[05:29] Azusa
    All-girls school?!
[05:31] Laika
    All right, it's done.
[05:33] Azusa
    I'll give it a shot, then.
[05:35] Azusa
    You who have wicked hearts,
[05:38] Azusa
    be caught in this net and
    become incapacitated!
[05:49] Azusa
    Did it work?
[05:51] Laika
    Yes, they should be fine now.
[05:55] Laika
    What is it?
[05:56] Azusa
    I don't know... I just have
    this foreboding feeling...
[06:03] Old
    This thief who entered the
    village suddenly can't move.
[06:07] Laika
    Lady Azusa, it's already working!
[06:10] Old
    What could have happened?
[06:12] Laika
    Lady Azusa put a barrier over
    the village just moments ago!
[06:16] Old
    Oh! At last, the debate over
    village safety measures
[06:19] Old
    that has plagued us for
    many long years is over!
[06:23] Old
    Everyone, listen!
[06:25] Old
    Thanks to the great witch,
    this village will be even more peaceful!
[06:30] Azusa
    Please, Headman, that's not necessary.
[06:32] Azusa
    If you're going to praise someone...
[06:35] Azusa
    You should praise Laika.
[06:36] Laika
    Huh?
[06:37] Azusa
    It was my pupil, Laika the Dragon,
    who suggested putting up the barrier.
[06:42] Laika
    N-No, it was none other than Lady
    Azusa who erected the barrier!
[06:46] Laika
    I did nothing!
[06:48] Guy
    A dragon?
[06:49] Guy
    The dragon you defeated before, Great Witch?
[06:51] Azusa
    Yeah. Laika became my pupil a few days ago.
[06:55] Azusa
    She's a very nice, thoughtful girl,
    so treat her well, okay?
[07:00] Laika
    My name is Laika.
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[07:03] Guy
    No wonder! The Great Witch's
    pupil is bound to be special!
[07:04] Guy
    This village is gonna be
    even nicer to live in now!
[07:06] Lady
    Having a good-hearted dragon on our
    side gives us the strength of an army!
[07:11] Azusa
    I'm so glad you're here now, Laika.
[07:14] Azusa
    You do such a good job with the chores,
[07:16] Azusa
    and you make such tasty meals for us.
[07:18] Laika
    I have also learned a great
    deal from you, Lady Azusa.
[07:29] Azusa
    I hope we can keep living
    this easy life forever.
[07:46] Azusa
    A little girl?
[07:49] Azusa
    Hi there. Can I help you?
[07:53] Falfa
    I've been dying to see you, Mama!
[07:58] Laika
    Lady Azusa?
[07:59] Falfa
    Mama, are you okay?
[08:01] Laika
    Do we have a visitor?
[08:04] Falfa
    I'm Falfa! I came to see my mama!
[08:07] Laika
    Lady Azusa has a child?
[08:09] Azusa
    No, I don't! This kid's mistaken!
[08:12] Falfa
    I'm not mistaken!
[08:14] Azusa
    So your name's Falfa?
[08:16] Azusa
    "Mama" is what you'd call the woman
    who gave birth to you and raised you.
[08:21] Falfa
    You gave birth to me, Mama!
[08:24] Falfa
    They call you the
    Witch of the Highlands, right?
[08:28] Falfa
    I know 'cause my little
    sister looked into it!
[08:30] Azusa
    You have a little sister, too?!
[08:31] Laika
    W-Well, it does make sense that you'd have
    a love child or two after living 300 years.
[08:36] Laika
    I have learned so much from you, Lady Azusa!
[08:39] Azusa
    You don't need to learn that!
[08:41] Falfa
    Anyway, Mama, there's trouble!
[08:44] Falfa
    My little sister's trying to kill you!
[08:47] Azusa
    Someone wants to kill me?!
[08:50] Laika
    This just turned into a suspense story.
[08:52] Falfa
    I don't want you to die, Mama.
[08:55] Falfa
    That's why I'm here.
[08:57] Laika
    Lady Azusa, we should let her in
    and hear what she has to say.
[09:01] Azusa
    I guess so.
[09:03] Azusa
    Want to come in and have
    some cookies, Falfa?
[09:06] Falfa
    Yeah! I'd love some!
[09:11] Azusa
    Now that I look closer,
[09:13] Azusa
    she does kinda look like
    me when I was little...
[09:17] Azusa
    Actually, no, she doesn't.
[09:19] Falfa
    Yay!
[09:20] Falfa
    Time to eat!
[09:22] Azusa
    So... can you tell me your
    little sister's name?
[09:26] Falfa
    It's Shalsha.
[09:27] Azusa
    Then is this Shalsha... my child, too?
[09:31] Falfa
    That's right.
[09:32] Laika
    But why would she want to kill Lady Azusa?
[09:36] Falfa
    I think she's holding a grudge against Mama,
[09:38] Falfa
    since Mama killed her and all.
[09:41] Azusa
    My slow life just took an occultish turn...
[09:45] Laika
    I still don't understand all the details,
[09:47] Laika
    but in any case, I believe we need
    to protect you from this Shalsha.
[09:51] Azusa
    You're right.
[09:53] Azusa
    Falfa, do you know how she
    might try to attack me?
[09:56] Falfa
    Hmm...
[09:58] Falfa
    Shalsha was always studying
    Smite Evil magic.
[10:02] Laika
    Smite Evil?
[10:03] Azusa
    Isn't that a really powerful type of
    magic that only works on certain races?
[10:08] Laika
    Yes, including...
[10:10] Laika
    humans,
[10:11] Laika
    orcs,
[10:12] Laike
    and elves.
[10:13] Laika
    The more specific its target is,
    the stronger its effects are.
[10:18] Azusa
    So if you said, "Smite Evil: Living Thing,"
    it wouldn't do much at all?
[10:23] Laika
    Yes, but it's said that it takes
    several decades to learn the spell.
[10:31] Azusa
    How long have you two been alive?
[10:34] Falfa
    Hmm... About 50 years?
[10:37] Azusa
    Which means they're not just normal humans.
[10:41] Laika
    In that case, there's a chance she
    could be a powerful magic user.
[10:45] Azusa
    But what Smite Evil spell
    would specifically target me?
[10:52] Falfa
    Shalsha!
[10:59] Shalsha
    I've finally found you.
[11:02] Azusa
    That's Shalsha?
[11:04] Laika
    What an ominous aura...
[11:06] Falfa
    Shalsha!
[11:07] Falfa
    Don't be mean to Mama!
[11:09] Shalsha
    I will avenge my death.
[11:12] Azusa
    Shalsha, there's no way
    I could have killed you!
[11:16] Azusa
    You're—
[11:16] Shalsha
    You have killed countless slimes.
[11:24] Azusa
    Huh? Slimes? What do you mean?
[11:27] Falfa
    The two of us are made up of the
    souls of the slimes that you killed.
[11:33] Falfa
    We're basically slime spirits.
[11:35] Both
    Slime spirits?!
[11:37] Shalsha
    I will kill you so that
    all slimes can rest in peace.
[11:40] Azusa
    But there's no way I can fight a child...
[11:44] Laika
    Lady Azusa, why don't you use your
    tornado magic and see what happens?
[11:49] Laika
    If she's a spirit, there's no risk of
    killing her with a little tornado.
[11:53] Azusa
    Well, I guess we're not
    getting anywhere now.
[11:56] Azusa
    Might as well try it.
[11:57] Azusa
    Wind, be my servant and
    blow with all your might!
[12:03] Shalsha
    Tornado...
[12:05] Shalsha
    Disappear.
[12:09] Laika
    That's the Smite Evil spell?
[12:11] Laika
    But how can it be powerful enough
    to erase Lady Azusa's power?
[12:14] Shalsha
    Many years of training to defeat you
[12:17] Shalsha
    allowed me to perfect this spell.
[12:20] Shalsha
    Smite Evil: Witch of the Highlands!
[12:22] Azusa
    "Smite Evil: Witch of the Highlands"?!
[12:26] Laika
    O-Of course.
[12:27] Laika
    The more specific Smite Evil's target
    is, the stronger its effects are.
[12:31] Laika
    If it's specific enough to
    target Lady Azusa alone...
[12:34] Shalsha
    It will negate any magic you try to use.
[12:37] Azusa
    Seriously?
[12:39] Shalsha
    Go ahead. Use any magic spell you'd like.
[12:48] Azusa
    Red flame...
[12:49] Azusa
    Blue flame...
[12:51] Azusa
    Black flame! Become my power!
[12:59] Azusa
    Y-You're kidding!
[13:01] Falfa
    Shalsha's been
[13:02] Falfa
    saving up her strength for this day
    ever since she was born 50 years ago.
[13:07] Falfa
    Even though a spell that consumes
    as much mana as Smite Evil
[13:10] Falfa
    only lasts an hour...
[13:12] Azusa
    That's so ineffective!
[13:14] Azusa
    This isn't good.
[13:16] Azusa
    She's only after me,
[13:18] Azusa
    so Laika and Falfa won't be harmed.
[13:22] Azusa
    In my past life,
[13:24] Azusa
    I died of exhaustion when I couldn't
    escape the corporate slave lifestyle.
[13:27] Azusa
    So I know this feeling firsthand.
[13:29] Azusa
    When times are tough...
[13:31] Azusa
    You run!
[13:32] Shalsha
    Magic, disappear.
[13:35] Azusa
    Huh?!
[13:36] Azusa
    Whoa, wait!
[13:42] Azusa
    Ow...
[13:43] Azusa
    Hey! That's dangerous!
[13:45] Azusa
    If I wasn't a level 99 witch,
    I might've broken some bones!
[13:49] Shalsha
    You will not escape.
[13:51] Shalsha
    I will kill you, just like
    you killed all those slimes.
[13:56] Laika
    Lady Azusa!
[13:57] Falfa
    Mama!
[14:00] Azusa
    Then again...
[14:02] Azusa
    Maybe it's high time I paid the piper.
[14:05] Azusa
    I've lived for 300 years already.
[14:08] Azusa
    I'm glad I met you two.
[14:11] Falfa
    Don't talk like that!
[14:13] Shalsha
    Prepare to die.
[14:15] Falfa
    Mama!
[14:18] Azusa
    Laika?!
[14:19] Laika
    I will not allow you to
    come one step closer!
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes
    for 300 Years and
    Maxed Out My Level
[14:29] Shalsha
    Step aside, Dragon.
[14:32] Laika
    I will not! I have a duty
    to protect my master!
[14:35] Shalsha
    Then I will not hold back.
[14:40] Azusa
    Stop, Laika!
[14:42] Laika
    Dragon Punch!
[14:48] Shalsha
    Ouch.
[14:52] SFX
    Poke, poke.
[14:54] Laika
    Lady Azusa, she has lost consciousness.
[14:57] Laika
    I... have won.
[14:59] Azusa
    What?!
[15:00] Echo
    What?!
[15:01] Echo
    What?!
[15:03] Echo
    What?!
[15:04] Falfa
    My little sister, Shalsha,
[15:05] Falfa
    focused too specifically
    on magic targeting you,
[15:08] Falfa
    so I guess she's really
    weak against anyone else.
[15:10] Azusa
    What a little klutz!
[15:13] Falfa
    Oh, Shalsha!
[15:15] Shalsha
    Where am I?
[15:17] Azusa
    You're in my house.
[15:20] Shalsha
    Witch of the Highlands!
[15:21] Azusa
    You were unconscious after losing to Laika,
[15:24] Azusa
    so we brought you here.
[15:26] Shalsha
    I asked for no such pity!
[15:28] Shalsha
    Smite Evil: Witch of the Highlands!
[15:37] Azusa
    I think you already used up all your magic.
[15:40] Azusa
    You won't be able to use Smite
    Evil again for decades.
[15:44] SFX
    Shock!
[15:45] Shalsha
    But... I have lived solely to get revenge
    on the Witch of the Highlands...
[15:51] Shalsha
    What has my entire life been for?
[15:54] Azusa
    Actually, isn't it a good
    thing that I'm still alive?
[15:57] Azusa
    If I was dead, you'd have
    no reason to live anymore,
[16:01] Azusa
    but as long as I don't die,
[16:04] Azusa
    you can still have your goal
    to get revenge on me, right?
[16:08] Shalsha
    One could put it that way...
[16:13] Falfa
    Mama took care of you.
[16:15] Shalsha
    Why would you do that for me?
[16:17] Azusa
    Well, I'm the mother who gave
    birth to you, aren't I?
[16:21] Azusa
    So I can't just leave you injured.
[16:24] Shalsha
    You could indeed be called my mother,
[16:26] Shalsha
    but you are still the one
    who killed the slimes...
[16:31] Falfa
    Shalsha, stop being so stubborn.
[16:34] Shalsha
    Big Sister...
[16:35] Falfa
    It's nature's way for slimes
    and humans to fight.
[16:38] Falfa
    No matter how much you hate Mama,
[16:41] Falfa
    all kinds of people around the
    world are killing slimes.
[16:44] Falfa
    Just listen closely, and you'll
    hear their screams, even now.
[16:49] Azusa
    Wow, that's scary.
[16:51] Falfa
    Anyway, you can't hold a grudge against
    everyone who's ever killed a slime.
[16:57] Falfa
    More importantly...
[16:59] Falfa
    Since we were lucky enough to be born,
[17:01] Falfa
    we should think about how
    we can live happily.
[17:05] Falfa
    That'll be more fun, don't you think?
[17:09] Shalsha
    All right.
[17:11] Laika
    It appears this issue has been resolved.
[17:14] Azusa
    Yeah. I wasn't sure what was
    gonna happen for a while there.
[17:18] Azusa
    By the way, where do you two live?
[17:21] Falfa
    In a shack in the forest that
    no one ever comes near.
[17:25] Azusa
    Anyone else live there?
[17:26] Shalsha
    No.
[17:27] Azusa
    I see.
[17:29] Azusa
    Then you should both live here.
[17:33] Both
    Huh?
[17:34] Azusa
    There are lots of rooms here.
[17:36] Azusa
    Besides, it makes sense for a mother
    and her kids to live together, right?
[17:40] Falfa
    Yeah! I wanna live with you, Mama!
[17:44] Falfa
    Okay, Shalsha?
[17:46] Shalsha
    Witch of the Highlands...
[17:47] Azusa
    Don't call me that. Make it
    sound like we're family.
[17:53] Shalsha
    M-Mother...
[17:55] Shalsha
    I will live with you, as well.
[17:58] Azusa
    Okay, then, it's settled!
[18:00] Laika
    Lady Azusa, why don't we have
    a welcome party tonight?
[18:04] Azusa
    Good idea!
[18:05] Azusa
    Okay, let's all go buy stuff for dinner!
[18:09] Laika
    Yes!
[18:09] Falfa
    Yeah!
[18:10] Shalsha
    Yeah...
[18:16] Azusa
    By the way, what did you two
    do before you came here?
[18:20] Falfa
    We got rid of evil slimes.
[18:22] Azusa
    Evil slimes?
[18:24] Shalsha
    There are both good slimes and evil slimes.
[18:31] Azusa
    Um, I just want to make sure...
[18:34] Azusa
    It's okay to kill slimes, right?
[18:36] Falfa
    Sure, it's fine!
[18:38] Falfa
    It never bothered me,
[18:40] Falfa
    and Shalsha seems to be okay with it now.
[18:43] Shalsha
    The slimes of Nanterre are
    typically dark-colored...
[18:47] Shalsha
    But the ones here are quite pale.
[18:50] Shalsha
    Light-colored slimes are evil slimes.
[18:52] Shalsha
    They should be eliminated.
[18:54] Azusa
    R-Really? How informative.
[18:57] Falfa
    Also, slimes have a hole
    that's their weak spot!
[19:00] Falfa
    You are already dead!
[19:02] Falfa
    Jab!
[19:05] Falfa
    See?
[19:07] Laika
    They truly are slime spirits!
[19:21] Azusa
    That's the baker,
    and next door is the tailor.
[19:25] Azusa
    Remember all this so you won't get
    lost when you run errands here.
[19:29] Falfa
    Okay, Mama! I've got it all down pat!
[19:33] Azusa
    Really?
[19:34] Azusa
    Okay, how many of the shops on
    the main street can you name?
[19:37] Falfa
    The sixth building from the village's
    south entrance is Noelis Shoes,
[19:40] Falfa
    and the next one is Meitz Dairy.
[19:42] Falfa
    The fifth building was a general store
    until a year ago, but now it's vacant.
[19:45] Falfa
    The next one, Kant's Store,
    sells seeds and farm equipment.
[19:48] Falfa
    Oh, and the owner threw out
    their back the other day.
[19:50] Azusa
    That's too much detail!
[19:52] Laika
    What about you, Shalsha? You seemed
    quite curious about lots of things.
[19:57] Shalsha
    That slightly wider street
    is the old highway.
[20:01] Shalsha
    If you look closely, you can see
    remnants of when it was a shrine road.
[20:04] Shalsha
    The area around it used to be a
    checkpoint in the old kingdom.
[20:08] Laika
    They are definitely your
    daughters, Lady Azusa!
[20:11] Laika
    They're so intelligent!
[20:12] Azusa
    I think this goes far beyond that.
[20:16] All
    Let's eat!
[20:19] Falfa
    Big Sis Laika, this omelette is really good!
[20:23] Shalsha
    Delicious.
[20:24] Laika
    I'm so glad to hear that.
[20:26] Laika
    It means my extra effort was worth it.
[20:28] Laika
    But...
[20:29] Laika
    I'm so sorry! I've made too much again!
[20:33] Azusa
    Nah, our family has two more members now.
[20:36] Azusa
    This is perfect!
[20:41] Azusa
    What's wrong, you two?
[20:42] Azusa
    You don't like it?
[20:45] Falfa
    Mama, do we have to eat the celery, too?
[20:48] Shalsha
    I don't like celery, either.
[20:53] Azusa
    Okay, if you eat it,
[20:55] Azusa
    you can have some chiffon cake later.
[21:02] Azusa
    Very good! You shouldn't
    be picky with your food.
[21:08] Azusa
    What? Did you leave your celery, too, Laika?
[21:11] Laika
    A-A-Actually, there's a rule within my
    clan that we must never eat celery!
[21:16] Azusa
    Laika, it's not good to lie to your master.
[21:19] Laika
    I-I'm so sorry! I'll eat it!
[21:24] Laika
    Why must celery taste like this?
[21:27] Falfa
    Good job!
[21:34] Azusa
    Living my slow life alone was nice,
[21:37] Azusa
    but I think I prefer having a more
    lively place to come home to.
[21:41] Azusa
    After killing slimes for 300 years,
[21:44] Azusa
    I gained one pupil
[21:45] Azusa
    and two daughters.
[21:49] Falfa
    Mama!
[21:50] Falfa
    The two of us can share a room!
[21:53] Shalsha
    Not a problem.
[21:54] Laika
    Then we can take in more family members.
[21:56] Laika
    We have a dragon and spirits,
    so should an elf be next?
[21:59] Laika
    Or perhaps a demon?
[22:03] Azusa
    Well...
[22:04] Azusa
    I guess a slow life with a big
    family is nice in its own way.

Season 1

E3 - Along Came an Elf

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[00:07] Azusa
    My life has suddenly become
    a lot more lively.
[00:12] Azusa
    The reason couldn't be clearer:
[00:14] Azusa
    because we're a family of four now.
[00:16] Shalsha
    Shall we read a book, Big Sister?
[00:18] Falfa
    Sure!
[00:19] Falfa
    I love the books you read
    to me! They're so fun!
[00:22] Shalsha
    Then let's read Lauretta's History of
    the Rise and Fall of the Elvish People: Vol. 3
,
[00:27] Shalsha
    chapter 5, passage 2,
[00:29] Shalsha
    the commercial policy failures of the
     Clar Dynasty of the province of Hrant.
[00:33] Azusa
    That's way too specialized!
[00:34] Shalsha
    The private army of Kranke, the first ruler
    of the Clar Dynasty, grew so mighty
[00:39] Shalsha
    that it attained the status of a military
    clique among the elves of Hrant.
[00:43] Shalsha
    Eventually, in the year 405,
    he declared himself king.
[00:44] Azusa
    Elves, huh? I've never met an elf.
[00:51] SFX
    Boing!
[00:52] SFX
    Tight!
[00:52] SFX
    Boing!
[00:56] Halkara
    Um...
[00:57] Shalsha
    It's an elf.
[00:59] Azusa
    And what can I do for you?
[01:01] Halkara
    Um, someone is after me...
[01:04] Halkara
    and I was hoping the Witch of
    the Highlands could help me.
[01:08] Azusa
    I bet I can guess who
    would go after an elf...
[01:11] Azusa
    Are there any orcs around here?
[01:13] Halkara
    It's not orcs!
[01:15] Halkara
    I want you to save me from
    the high demon Beelzebub!
[01:19] Azusa
    I'm not home right now.
[01:21] Halkara
    Wait! I'm begging you!
[01:23] Halkara
    I don't know of anyone who could help
    me but the Witch of the Highlands!
[01:28] Azusa
    I don't want to fight a monster that scary!
[01:31] Halkara
    Please don't say that! I heard
    you're incredibly strong!
[01:34] Azusa
    I refuse!
[01:36] Halkara
    I'm begging you, Most Powerful,
    Berserk, Wonderful, Strong Witch!
[01:40] Azusa
    Don't give me weird names that
    make me sound like a wrestler!
[01:43] SFX
    Bzzz...
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
    and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN    Along Came an Elf
SIGN    Along Came an Elf
[03:20] Halkara
    I came here from a small nation of
    elves in the province of Hrant.
[03:25] Halkara
    I'm Halkara the apothecary.
[03:28] Falfa
    Apothecary?
[03:30] Shalsha
    It's someone who makes medicines.
[03:32] Azusa
    That's similar to my line of work.
[03:34] Laika
    Yes, witches make medicines, as well.
[03:37] Halkara
    I specialize in plants, though.
[03:40] Azusa
    Well, now we know what you do for a living,
[03:43] Azusa
    but why would Beelzebub want
    to go after an apothecary?
[03:46] Halkara
    The truth is, I'm one of the
    highest-paid apothecaries.
[03:51] Halkara
    I collected components of mushrooms and
    plants with exceptional nutritional value
[03:54] Halkara
    to make an alcoholic drink
    called Nutri-Spirit.
[03:57] Azusa
    Nutri-Spirit?
[03:59] Halkara
    When you're tired,
    just one bottle of this...
[04:01] Halkara
    ...clears your mind!
[04:02] Halkara
    ...strengthens your body!
[04:03] Halkara
    Halkara's Nutri-Spirit!
[04:05] Halkara
    It'll get you through your tough job!
[04:10] Halkara
    Hustle charge!
[04:11] Azusa
    It's just an energy drink.
[04:13] Azusa
    Sure, I had a lot of them when
    I pulled all-nighters, but...
[04:16] Halkara
    Nutri-Spirit became popular everywhere,
[04:19] Halkara
    making it an explosive hit.
[04:21] Halkara
    I even started a factory in town,
    but production still couldn't keep up.
[04:25] Halkara
    It's just that successful and profitable!
[04:28] Azusa
    Yeah, I got that.
[04:30] Laika
    And why is Beelzebub after you?
[04:33] Halkara
    Apparently, she acquired some and drank it,
[04:36] Halkara
    but it seems to be poisonous to demons.
[04:39] Halkara
    After drinking it, she passed
    out with a high fever
[04:42] Halkara
    and nearly ended up going straight to Hell.
[04:44] Azusa
    A demon... going to Hell?
[04:47] Azusa
    So you're saying Beelzebub is
    holding a grudge over that.
[04:51] Halkara
    That's right.
[04:52] Halkara
    She's been fuming that she'll kill
    "whoever made this vile poison."
[04:58] Halkara
    It got me chased out of my own town!
[05:01] Halkara
    I have nowhere to go anymore!
[05:04] Halkara
    Please! You have to help me!
[05:07] Falfa
    Mama, I feel so bad for the elf lady.
[05:10] Shalsha
    I can't bear to see someone
    with no home to go back to.
[05:16] Azusa
    All right. I'll help y—
[05:18] Halkara
    Thank you so much!
[05:19] Azusa
    You changed your tune quick!
[05:21] Azusa
    But I have no intention
    of fighting Beelzebub!
[05:24] Azusa
    I'll only shelter you!
[05:27] Azusa
    When you go out, wear this robe.
[05:30] Azusa
    The story is that you're the second
    pupil of Azusa, Witch of the Highlands.
[05:35] Halkara
    Thank you, Master!
[05:38] SFX
    Boom!
[05:39] SFX
    Boing!
[05:42] Halkara
    I'm sorry... It's just a bit tight on me...
[05:46] Azusa
    This might not work.
[05:48] Azusa
    Halkara, has anyone ever told
    you that you're very well-developed?
[05:51] Halkara
    About 750 times a year or so...
[05:54] Azusa
    That's about twice a day!
[05:56] SFX
    Bzzz...
[05:58] Azusa
    You who have wicked hearts,
[06:00] Azusa
    be caught in this net and
    become incapacitated.
[06:04] Azusa
    This net will fall upon you as
    if it has a will of its own.
[06:13] Azusa
    There. That doesn't look too bad.
[06:16] Azusa
    Now Beelzebub won't be able to get in.
[06:19] Halkara
    Thank you so much!
[06:23] All
    Let's eat!
[06:30] Laika
    Um, is something wrong?
[06:33] Halkara
    When I was busy with work,
    I ate out all the time,
[06:36] Halkara
    and when I was being chased, I survived
    on tree nuts I found in the forest.
[06:41] Halkara
    It's been so long since I had a warm
    meal like this with anyone else...
[06:46] Falfa
    Cheer up, Halkara!
[06:48] Shalsha
    Halkara, have some of this
    raspberry jam. It's my favorite.
[06:53] Halkara
    Thank you so much!
[07:00] Azusa
    Sorry to have you gather
    medicinal herbs with me.
[07:03] Azusa
    I bet the ones around here are
    different from yours, huh?
[07:06] Halkara
    Yes, they are.
[07:08] Halkara
    Ah! Here we go!
[07:10] Halkara
    A dawn king mushroom!
[07:12] Halkara
    This one's a greater round mushroom.
[07:13] Halkara
    And these are rolling rat mushrooms!
[07:16] Azusa
    You're only picking mushrooms...
[07:17] Halkara
    Well, mushrooms are my specialty!
[07:20] Halkara
    Please be very careful.
[07:22] Halkara
    Some of these are poison mushrooms
    that are dangerous to eat raw.
[07:26] Halkara
    But take this one, for example...
[07:28] Halkara
    If you boil it for about ten minutes,
    the poisons break down and disappear!
[07:33] Halkara
    Then you can use them for cooking!
[07:35] Azusa
    Wow...
[07:36] Halkara
    By the way, the poison gives
    you a warm, fuzzy feeling,
[07:39] Halkara
    so connoisseurs leave a bit
    in them when cooking them.
[07:42] Azusa
    That mushroom's borderline insane!
[07:47] Azusa
    This herb-gathering was way more
    productive than I expected!
[07:51] Azusa
    Thanks!
[07:52] Halkara
    Not at all. I'm glad you
    had such a good time.
[07:56] Halkara
    Oh, looks like the small ones are ready.
[08:01] Halkara
    This called elvin sauce.
[08:04] Halkara
    It's made by fermenting
    several types of beans.
[08:07] Azusa
    It smells like soy sauce.
[08:13] Azusa
    This is good!
[08:15] Azusa
    It is soy sauce!
[08:16] Halkara
    Please eat all you'd like.
[08:19] Azusa
    I had no idea there were
    so many edible mushrooms!
[08:23] Halkara
    We elves don't live in
    the forest for nothing.
[08:28] Azusa
    I'd love to teach the villagers how to make
    optimal use of the forest's bounties, too.
[08:35] Halkara
    That's a nice idea!
[08:38] Azusa
    I need to get my daughters
    and Laika to try it, too!
[08:41] Halkara
    I'll be glad to provide all
    the guidance you need!
[08:45] Azusa
    Come on, you're laughing a little too much.
[08:48] Halkara
    You're right... But I just can't stop!
[08:53] Azusa
    Wait...
[08:55] Azusa
    Halkara, are those poison
    mushrooms you're eating?
[08:59] Halkara
    What are you talking about?
    I'm a mushroom expert!
[09:03] Halkara
    Striped wave mushrooms don't contain poison.
[09:06] Halkara
    Orange pencil mushrooms don't
    contain poison, either.
[09:08] Halkara
    Triangular chestnut mushrooms
    do contain poison!
[09:12] Azusa
    You did have a poisonous one in the mix!
[09:15] Halkara
    You're right!
[09:16] Halkara
    I put one from the
    medicinal-use zone in here!
[09:19] Azusa
    Your sorting method's too careless!
[09:21] Azusa
    That's one I haven't eaten yet.
[09:24] Azusa
    That's a silver lining, I guess.
[09:27] Halkara
    I did eat one...
[09:30] Azusa
    What symptoms does it cause?
[09:32] Halkara
    It stimulates your mind and body
    so you laugh uncontrollably...
[09:37] Halkara
    And... it works as an aphrodisiac, too...
[09:41] Azusa
    Huh? Aphrodisiac?
[09:42] Halkara
    That means it temporarily
    makes you feel very lewd.
[09:47] Halkara
    Huh?
[09:49] Halkara
    Why are you moving away, Master?
[09:53] Azusa
    Because I suspect you're
    full of poison right now!
[09:56] Halkara
    Master...
[09:57] SFX
    Jiggle, jiggle...
[09:58] Halkara
    Would you like to do something fun with me?
[10:01] Halkara
    Actually... please do it...
[10:03] Azusa
    No way!
[10:05] Halkara
    Don't worry. I promise
    it'll make you feel good.
[10:09] Azusa
    That's not what I'm worried about!
[10:12] Halkara
    Please...
[10:20] SFX
    Ta-da!
[10:21] SFX
    Ta-da!
[10:22] SFX
    Ta-da!
[10:23] SFX
    Ta-da!
[10:25] Laika
    Um... What happened while you
    two were gathering herbs?
[10:28] Azusa
    Oh, stuff.
[10:30] Azusa
    I neutralized the poison with magic, though.
[10:32] Halkara
    I made a careless mistake...
[10:35] Halkara
    I'm sorry. Please don't ask questions.
[10:38] Halkara
    Accept these mushroom dishes as my apology.
[10:40] Falfa
    Yummy!
[10:42] Shalsha
    It's wonderfully seasoned.
[10:45] Laika
    This is delicious!
[10:46] Halkara
    Isn't it?!
[10:47] Halkara
    Striped wave mushrooms puff up
    when you wrap them before cooking!
[10:50] Halkara
    They're the best!
[10:52] Azusa
    You bounced back quick!
[10:53] Laika
    Our cooking repertoire will
    expand with you here, Halkara.
[10:57] Halkara
    Thank you so much!
[10:59] SFX
    Bzzz...
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes
    for 300 Years and
    Maxed Out My Level
[11:11] Halkara
    Master, you're so quick at defeating slimes.
[11:15] Azusa
    I've been doing it for 300 years.
[11:18] Azusa
    Okay, Halkara, give it a try.
[11:20] Halkara
    Yah!
[11:21] SFX
    Bob!
[11:23] Halkara
    Yah!
[11:24] SFX
    Boing!
[11:25] Azusa
    Tch.
[11:26] Halkara
    Yah!
[11:29] Halkara
    I managed to defeat it.
[11:32] Guy
    Wow, check it out...
[11:34] Old
    Thank you for this blessing.
[11:37] Azusa
    So... do you always get stared at this much?
[11:39] Halkara
    Oh...
[11:40] Halkara
    It's sort of my fate.
[11:43] Halkara
    You should have more confidence,
    too, even if you're small.
[11:46] Azusa
    I-I'm not that small!
[11:49] Azusa
    But...
[11:50] Azusa
    It does seem curious that there are
    more women staring at you, too.
[11:56] Natalie
    Oh, an adventurer put that up this morning.
[12:00] Halkara
    Oh, dear...
[12:01] Azusa
    A "wanted" notice?
[12:03] Natalie
    The reward for it is quite generous, isn't it?
[12:06] Natalie
    I guess those who have it, have it...
[12:09] Natalie
    and those who don't... don't.
[12:11] Natalie
    I do all kinds of mundane
    tasks, day in and day out!
[12:12] Azusa
    "Searching for a female apothecary
    in the province of Hrant
[12:15] Azusa
    who makes a product called Nutri-Spirit.
[12:17] Natalie
    Maybe I should become an adventurer, too...
[12:17] Azusa
    Goes by the name Halkara.
[12:19] Azusa
    She is currently on the run from Hrant.
[12:22] Azusa
    Most notable physical feature:
    her very large chest.
[12:25] Azusa
    Reward of 15 million gold for
    the one who captures her.
[12:31] Azusa
    Posted by the demon Beelzebub."
[12:33] Laika
    She's already made her move...
[12:36] Azusa
    At least we have the lack of a physical
    description going in our favor...
[12:40] Azusa
    But it's just a matter of
    time before she comes here.
[12:44] Azusa
    Laika, can you evacuate my daughters
    to some village far from here?
[12:48] Laika
    Of course.
[12:50] Shalsha
    Mother, I want to fight with you.
[12:53] Azusa
    Thank you.
[12:54] Azusa
    Your willingness alone is enough.
[12:56] Shalsha
    But...
[12:57] Falfa
    Shalsha, don't make things
    difficult for Mama.
[13:00] Falfa
    You might think what you're saying
    makes you a good daughter,
[13:03] Falfa
    but that's not what being
    a good daughter means.
[13:05] Shalsha
    Okay, Big Sister. I understand.
[13:08] Falfa
    Good girl, Shalsha!
[13:12] Azusa
    Thanks, you two.
[13:15] Laika
    Now, we must hurry.
[13:17] Laika
    I will revert to my dragon form
    at once and take them away.
[13:20] Azusa
    Right.
[13:26] Azusa
    I hope the barrier I put up
    this morning keeps her away.
[13:31] SFX
    Bzzz...
[13:32] Azusa
    Please don't let anything happen...
[13:40] Halkara
    Having Nutri-Spirit on hand makes
    me feel like I can fight all night!
[13:44] Azusa
    I can't believe you can drink
    that at a time like this.
[13:47] Halkara
    The whole concept of my medicine-making
[13:50] Halkara
    is to make things I'd
    want to consume myself.
[13:53] Halkara
    You're drinking it yourself,
    aren't you, Master?
[13:56] Azusa
    Huh? No, I haven't had any.
[13:59] Halkara
    Huh?
[14:00] Halkara
    But look.
[14:01] Azusa
    I really didn't have any.
[14:04] Azusa
    Also, Halkara, did you eat dinner?
[14:06] Azusa
    What? No, I didn't.
[14:09] Halkara
    Th-This is a joke, right?
[14:11] Azusa
    I wouldn't joke at a time like this.
[14:14] SFX
    Bzzz...
[14:15] SFX
    Bzzz...
[14:16] Azusa
    Hey...
[14:17] Halkara
    Yes?
[14:17] Azusa
    Beelzebub is a fly, right?
[14:17] SFX
    Bzzz...
[14:20] Halkara
    Yes, she's also known as
    the Lord of the Flies.
[14:24] Azusa
    I'm just wondering here, but...
[14:27] Halkara
    C-Certainly not!
    That's just a filthy little fly!
[14:30] Halkara
    It's a lowly creature that
    swarms around horse poop!
[14:33] Halkara
    There's no way it's a
    terrifying demon like...
[14:37] Beelzebub
    Who are you calling a lowly creature?
[14:40] Halkara
    Master, don't start doing
    crazy voice impersonations!
[14:44] Azusa
    I didn't say anything.
[14:46] Halkara
    Then whose voice was that?
[14:48] Beelzebub
    Mine!
[14:59] Beelzebub
    My name is Beelzebub.
[15:02] Beelzebub
    Excuse me for being nothing
    but a lowly creature.
[15:06] Halkara
    "Lowly creature" was just
    a figure of speech!
[15:09] Halkara
    I am but a speck of dust!
[15:10] Halkara
    I had no intention of saying such a
    thing about a great being like you!
[15:14] Beelzebub
    It is that speck of dust
    that I came here to find.
[15:20] Azusa
    You've been hiding out in this
    house all along, haven't you?
[15:23] Beelzebub
    Of course.
[15:24] Beelzebub
    I've been making myself at
    home since she arrived.
[15:28] Azusa
    Why didn't you reveal yourself right away?
[15:30] Beelzebub
    I wanted to make sure this
    woman truly was Halkara.
[15:34] Beelzebub
    Also, flying around in houses
    in the form of a fly
[15:38] Beelzebub
    is my favorite way to spend
    my extended vacations.
[15:41] Azusa
    That's pretty unique!
[15:46] Beelzebub
    Halkara, I went through
    great pains to find you,
[15:49] Beelzebub
    but it was very much worth it.
[15:52] Halkara
    Please spare me! I'll do anything!
[15:56] Beelzebub
    Oh?
[15:57] Beelzebub
    Anything, you say?
    That is what my ears heard.
[16:03] Azusa
    All dealings with my pupil will
    have to be made through me.
[16:06] Halkara
    Master!
[16:07] Beelzebub
    Witch of the Highlands,
    you intend to stand in my way?
[16:11] Azusa
    My pupil doesn't seem
    interested in seeing you.
[16:14] Azusa
    I'll have to ask you to leave.
[16:16] Beelzebub
    When told to leave, it is only natural
    that I want to leave even less.
[16:21] Beelzebub
    Or... do you wish to fight me?
[16:26] Beelzebub
    That's perfect.
[16:28] Beelzebub
    I haven't fought in so long,
    I was starting to get rusty.
[16:31] Azusa
    Let's fight fair and square.
[16:34] Beelzebub
    My thoughts exactly.
[16:41] Beelzebub
    I suppose I'll go over there, too.
[16:45] Beelzebub
    Are you sure about this? A mere human
    is bound to regret defying me!
[16:50] Beelzebub
    I will show you just how terrifying
    the power of a high demon is—
[16:56] Azusa
    Oh, the barrier.
[16:58] Azusa
    Oh, no!
[17:03] Beelzebub
    Did you not say we would
    fight fair and square?!
[17:06] Beelzebub
    What was that?!
[17:08] Azusa
    Uh, I mean...
[17:09] Azusa
    I didn't think it would work when
    you tried to leave, too... uh...
[17:14] Azusa
    Sorry.
[17:15] Beelzebub
    You think apologizing will help?!
[17:17] Beelzebub
    Honestly, talk about raining on my parade...
[17:22] Beelzebub
    I challenge you...
[17:24] Azusa
    Uh, aren't you exhausted already?
[17:26] Beelzebub
    Please! This is nothing!
[17:30] Beelzebub
    I feel ill...
[17:31] Beelzebub
    And I'm having chills...
    and I feel a bit nauseous...
[17:36] Beelzebub
    I... can't...
[17:38] Azusa
    Whoa, whoa!
[17:42] Halkara
    Huh? What happened?
[17:43] Azusa
    Halkara, help me out!
[17:47] Halkara
    Master, what are you doing?
[17:50] Azusa
    Making healing magic.
[17:52] Halkara
    Huh?!
[17:53] Azusa
    God of the earth, it is not yet known
    whether your chaotic power is good or evil.
[17:59] Azusa
    Grant that power unto me now.
[18:02] Azusa
    Wait...
[18:03] Azusa
    Hey, is healing magic...
[18:05] Azusa
    something you can use on a demon?
[18:07] Halkara
    Huh? I think... it should be fine...
[18:11] Azusa
    Okay! If it's not, I blame you!
[18:14] Halkara
    That's too heavy a burden to bear!
[18:19] Halkara
    Her color looks a bit better!
[18:21] Azusa
    All right! We're gonna keep doing this!
[18:28] Halkara
    Master, she's awake!
[18:30] Azusa
    Beelzebub, you okay?
[18:33] Beelzebub
    Yes, the nausea has subsided.
[18:36] Beelzebub
    And the chills are gone.
[18:37] Azusa
    Thank goodness!
[18:39] Azusa
    You just need to rest for a while now.
[18:42] Beelzebub
    Witch of the Highlands,
    I thought you were a coward,
[18:46] Beelzebub
    but you are quite the remarkable woman.
[18:49] Azusa
    If you died on me because of that,
    I'd regret it for centuries.
[18:54] Beelzebub
    Once I recover, I'd like to
    drink your Nutri-Spirit again.
[18:58] Halkara
    Huh?
[18:59] Azusa
    But if you do, it might
    almost kill you again!
[19:01] Beelzebub
    What are you talking about?
[19:03] Halkara
    I heard that you developed a high fever
    and nearly died after drinking it...
[19:08] Beelzebub
    Ah...
[19:09] Beelzebub
    I drank it during an all-nighter,
    and it filled me with the drive to work.
[19:13] Beelzebub
    I took it too far and overworked myself,
[19:15] Beelzebub
    which caused me to break out in a fever,
[19:17] Beelzebub
    but only because I put too
    much stress on my body.
[19:20] Both
    Huh?
[19:21] Halkara
    Your Nutri-Spirit is loved
[19:23] Halkara
    not only by the Devil himself,
    but by all demons.
[19:27] Beelzebub
    Which is why I came to ask
    you to make some more.
[19:30] Halkara
    S-So that's what you wanted...
[19:32] Halkara
    That's all? What a relief!
[19:37] Azusa
    Hey.
[19:38] Halkara
    I'm sorry!
[19:43] Both
    Let's eat!
[19:45] Laika
    I'm so relieved that it
    was a misunderstanding.
[19:48] Halkara
    I made another careless mistake...
[19:50] Azusa
    Well, I'm just glad I didn't
    end up fighting for no reason.
[19:54] Falfa
    That's great, Halkara!
[19:56] Shalsha
    Now you can make Nutri-Spirit again.
[19:58] Halkara
    Oh, about that..
[20:00] Halkara
    I was thinking of relocating
    my factory to this province.
[20:04] Azusa
    Moving it here? Why?
[20:06] Halkara
    Because even if it was all a mistake,
[20:08] Halkara
    I don't want to pay exorbitant taxes
    to the town that abandoned me.
[20:14] Azusa
    Reality!
[20:15] Halkara
    Also... if I stay here, I can
    live with you, Master...
[20:21] Azusa
    Well, we still have rooms, so that's fine...
[20:24] Azusa
    But we all take turns doing
    the cooking and cleaning.
[20:27] Halkara
    Of course! I'll work hard!
[20:30] Beelzebub
    That sounds rather fun.
[20:32] Azusa
    Beelzebub?!
[20:33] Azusa
    What are you doing here?
[20:35] Beelzebub
    Witch of the Highlands, Azusa...
[20:37] Beelzebub
    I have yet to settle my score with you.
[20:39] Beelzebub
    Next time, we'll fight without the barrier.
[20:41] Azusa
    Uh-huh...
[20:43] Beelzebub
    Of course, if you do anything else
    that's fun, you must invite me!
[20:47] Beelzebub
    I'll teach you a spell to summon me later.
[20:50] Azusa
    Okay...
[20:51] Shalsha
    Beelzebub.
[20:53] Falfa
    Have some tea!
[20:55] Beelzebub
    Indeed.
[20:56] Falfa
    Beelzebub, can we ask you something?
[20:59] Beelzebub
    Ask me anything.
[21:01] Shalsha
    What is the current state of demon society?
[21:03] Beelzebub
    The same dynasty has persisted
    for several centuries.
[21:07] Beelzebub
    It is quite peaceful.
[21:08] Falfa
    Are you married?
[21:10] Beelzebub
    D-Don't ask silly questions!
[21:12] Beelzebub
    Only races that age quickly do such things!
[21:19] Beelzebub
    Say... I'd like to adopt one of
    these two as my own daughter.
[21:24] Azusa
    I'm honored, but I must decline.
[21:27] Shalsha
    Beelzebub, what kind of life do you live?
[21:30] Falfa
    Do you live as a fly all the time?
[21:32] Beelzebub
    W-Well, you see...
[21:34] Laika
    Things have gotten more lively here.
[21:36] Azusa
    A dragon,
[21:38] Azusa
    spirits,
[21:39] Azusa
    an elf,
[21:40] Azusa
    and a demon, huh?
[21:42] Azusa
    We're quite a crew, but it's starting
    to feel like we're a family...
[21:45] Azusa
    Maybe.
[21:47] Azusa
    Amid the bustle, I get to
    spend time taking it easy.
[21:51] Azusa
    I was starting to think this
    slow life would last forever...
[21:54] Azusa
    but then, a problem arose the very next day.
[22:00] Laika
    I will be returning to my own home.
[22:03] Azusa
    Our family's falling apart!

Season 1

E4 - We Went to a Dragon's Wedding

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[00:26] Halkara
    Hey, Master, let's chat about
    our romantic experiences!
[00:30] Azusa
    Got none.
[00:31] Halkara
    Oh, come on. You must've had
    something in 300 years.
[00:35] Azusa
    None means none.
[00:36] Halkara
    Since I'm so young, I always
    want to talk about love.
[00:40] Azusa
    Young? How old are you, anyway?
[00:43] SFX
    Sparkle!
[00:44] Halkara
    Seventeen!
[00:46] Halkara
    And 2,500 months.
[00:48] Azusa
    You're well over 200 years old!
[00:50] Halkara
    In elf terms, I'm just hitting my stride!
[00:55] Halkara
    Falfa and Shalsha, do you
    two have anyone you like?
[00:58] Falfa
    I love Mama!
[01:00] Shalsha
    My answer is the same.
[01:02] Azusa
    My sweet daughters!
[01:05] Halkara
    That's not what I meant...
[01:07] Laika
    All right, everyone, it's ready now.
[01:12] Azusa
    Thanks, Laika!
[01:14] Azusa
    Well, let's get right to it!
[01:15] All
    Time to eat!
[01:16] Laika
    Um, Lady Azusa...
[01:20] Laika
    I will be returning to my own home.
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
    and Maxed Out My Level
[02:56] Halkara
    Laika, you're leaving this house?
[02:59] Falfa
    But I'll miss you!
[03:01] Shalsha
    Me, too.
[03:02] Azusa
    Laika, does something bother you or
    worry you about the life we live?
[03:06] Laika
    No, it's—
[03:08] Azusa
    I know I'm your master and you're my pupil,
[03:10] Azusa
    but I think of everyone here as my family!
[03:12] Azusa
    So don't say you're leaving!
[03:15] Laika
    Um, it's not exactly like that.
[03:18] Laika
    I'll be attending my older sister's wedding,
[03:20] Laika
    so I need to return home for a short time.
[03:23] Azusa
    Huh? A wedding?
[03:25] Laika
    Would you all like to come with me?
[03:29] Halkara
    Love chat!
SIGN    We Went to a Dragon's Wedding
SIGN    We Went to a Dragon's Wedding
[03:36] Azusa
    And on that note...
[03:39] Azusa
    We're now headed for Mount Rokko,
    the volcano where Laika's family lives.
[03:44] Azusa
    What a great view, eh, Halkara?
[03:49] Azusa
    Yes, yes, there you go. There you go.
[03:52] Azusa
    Yes, that's it. Get all that puke out.
[03:59] Halkara
    I feel better now.
[04:01] Azusa
    Are you okay? Don't push yourself too hard.
[04:03] Halkara
    You really are kind, Master...
[04:07] Halkara
    I think I actually wouldn't
    mind being kissed by you.
[04:11] SFX
    Sparkle!
[04:11] Azusa
    Absolutely not.
[04:15] Laika
    Everyone, we'll be arriving shortly.
[04:18] Laika
    That's Mount Rokko.
[04:23] Laika
    This is the venue for the first party.
[04:25] Falfa
    Wow! Look at all the dragons!
[04:29] Shalsha
    Biologically speaking, they're Red Dragons.
[04:31] Shalsha
    They're classified as part of the
    Dragon clan rather than as monsters.
[04:37] Red Dragon A
    Greetings, Elder Sister Laika.
[04:40] Azusa
    Whoa...
[04:42] Red Dragon B
    Your wings look as beautiful as ever today.
[04:45] Laika
    What we need most is not the
    wings we were born with.
[04:48] Laika
    It is knowing what we wish to improve upon.
[04:50] Red Dragon A
    You are so wonderful, Elder Sister Laika!
[04:53] Azusa
    Why do I feel like I'm at
    a school for rich girls?
[04:56] Laika
    Forgive me, Lady Azusa.
[04:58] Laika
    These are my juniors from
    the all-girls school I attended.
[05:00] Azusa
    Juniors from an all-girls school?!
[05:03] Girl
    Elder Sister!
[05:03] Girl
    Elder Sister!
[05:05] Laika
    Now, allow me to introduce you to my family.
[05:10] Falfa
    They're all so big!
[05:12] Shalsha
    They are indeed enormous.
[05:14] Laika
    Be very careful not to step onto any plates.
[05:19] Halkara
    Wait, no! No! I'm not food!
[05:26] Laika
    I have returned,
[05:28] Laika
    Father, Mother.
[05:30] Leila's Mom
    Welcome home, Laika.
[05:32] Leila's Dad
    It's good to have you home, my daughter!
[05:38] Azusa
    Your dad is so cheerful.
[05:40] Laika
    Father, there are guests here!
[05:42] Leila's Dad
    Ah, pardon me.
[05:45] Leila's Mom
    Our daughter has told us about you.
[05:48] Leila's Mom
    She hasn't caused any
    trouble for you, has she?
[05:51] Azusa
    No, not at all.
    She's actually been a big help.
[05:54] Leila
    Laika!
[05:56] Laika
    Sister!
[05:58] Leila
    You made it!
[06:00] Laika
    This is my older sister and her groom.
[06:02] Leila
    I am Laika's older sister, Leila.
[06:04] Azusa
    Congratulations on your wedding.
[06:07] Halkara
    So how did you two get together?
[06:10] Azusa
    She really is into love chats...
[06:12] Leila
    We were friends as children,
[06:15] Leila
    but when we saw each other again after
    80 years, we decided to get married.
[06:19] Azusa
    Eighty years is a heck of a span!
[06:21] Leila's Dad
    I am glad today has been so peaceful.
[06:24] Leila's Dad
    I hope the party concludes without incident.
[06:27] Azusa
    Are you worried something might happen?
[06:30] Leila's Dad
    Yes. Not all tribes within
    the Dragon clan get along.
[06:34] Leila's Dad
    Sometimes, Dragons from other
    clans come to crash our weddings.
[06:38] Azusa
    I'm pretty sure that was a flag...
[06:43] Leila's Dad
    So you've come after all...
[06:46] Leila's Dad
    Blue Dragons!
[06:53] Azusa
    Cold Breath?!
[06:57] Falfa
    So cold...
[06:58] Laika
    They are the Blue Dragons
    of the Heynt province!
[07:01] Laika
    They are shameless, barbaric Dragons
    that spew their icy breath everywhere!
[07:06] Flatorte
    Red Dragons, I hear you're
    celebrating a wedding today.
[07:12] Flatorte
    That pisses us off,
    so we're here to torment you!
[07:16] Laika
    That one's name is Flatorte.
[07:19] Laika
    She is known as the
    Bully Queen of the Blue Dragons.
[07:23] Azusa
    She sounds like a pain in the ass.
[07:24] Flatorte
    The nerve of getting married when
    you're barely 300 years old!
[07:28] Flatorte
    I've been single for over 400 years!
[07:31] Azusa
    That's the most pathetic
    reason you could give!
[07:34] Flatorte
    It's not only this party venue
    that I'm going to harass.
[07:38] Flatorte
    I've sent a separate force to the volcano.
[07:41] Flatorte
    We'll freeze it solid, too!
[07:43] Laika
    Father...
[07:44] Leila's Dad
    We have no choice. This calls for...
[07:46] Leila's Dad
    an all-out confrontation!
[07:50] Falfa
    I'm scared, Mama.
[07:52] Shalsha
    We should get away from here.
[07:54] Azusa
    Girls, just leave this to your mama.
[07:57] Azusa
    Halkara, we're running!
[07:59] SFX
    Ding...
[08:00] Azusa
    What are you doing?!
[08:01] Halkara
    My late grandpa's last words were that if
    you run into a dragon, you should play dead.
[08:08] Halkara
    Okay, I won't play dead anymore!
[08:16] Falfa
    Mama!
[08:19] Azusa
    Get down!
[08:24] Azusa
    Let's move!
[08:26] Laika
    Flatorte, I will not tolerate
    any further violence!
[08:29] Flatorte
    Shut up, Laika!
[08:30] Flatorte
    You haven't forgotten the fate
    of the Dragon tribes, have you?
[08:34] Laika
    Then I hope you are prepared.
[08:37] Flatorte
    Bring it on!
[08:46] Azusa
    We should be safe now.
[08:48] Halkara
    Laika's fighting her hardest.
[08:51] Azusa
    That's my pupil for you!
[08:54] Azusa
    It does irritate me,
[08:56] Azusa
    but this is their own clan's problem.
[08:58] Azusa
    An outsider like me shouldn't be butting in.
[09:04] Blue Dragon B
    You are friends of the
    Red Dragons, are you not?
[09:07] Azusa
    And what if we are?
[09:09] Blue Dragon B
    We will hurt you and ruin their wedding!
[09:14] Falfa
    Mama!
[09:15] Shalsha
    Mother...
[09:18] Azusa
    Don't you go scaring little
    kids like these...
[09:23] Azusa
    just to be a bully!
[09:29] Falfa
    Mama, you're amazing!
[09:30] Shalsha
    I respect you so much...
[09:32] Azusa
    Halkara, take Falfa and
    Shalsha somewhere to hide.
[09:36] Halkara
    Okay, Master! Got it!
[09:38] Azusa
    I maxed out my level without
    even realizing it,
[09:42] Azusa
    but I'm gonna use this power
    to protect my family...
[09:46] Azusa
    in any way I can!
[09:50] Leila's Dad
    Laika, can we handle them?
[09:51] Laika
    There are far too many of them, even for us.
[09:58] Blue Dragon C
    What?!
[09:59] Laika
    Is this...
[10:05] Laika
    Lady Azusa!
[10:06] Blue Dragon E
    Damn it!
[10:12] Blue Dragon E
    Wh-What?!
[10:18] Blue Dragon F
    Everyone, fire!
[10:22] Laika
    Watch out!
[10:29] Blue Dragon F
    What?!
[10:37] Leila's Dad
    She took out so many of them alone?
[10:40] Laika
    Lady Azusa! Flatorte is behind you!
[10:43] Flatorte
    Just who are you?
[10:46] Flatorte
    How? How is it possible for a human
    to physically defeat a dragon?
[10:51] Azusa
    Rome wasn't built in a day. I guess
    that's what it comes down to.
[10:55] Flatorte
    Rome?
[10:56] Azusa
    It means if you just keep
    steadily working at something,
[10:59] Azusa
    it'll all work out!
[11:04] Flatorte
    Curse you...
[11:05] Flatorte
    I'll freeze you!
[11:08] Azusa
    Oh, come on.
[11:09] Azusa
    Is that all you know how to do?!
[11:11] Flatorte
    Take this!
[11:17] Flatorte
    That's hot!
[11:19] Azusa
    Witch's...
[11:22] Azusa
    Axe Kick!
[11:30] Azusa
    Still want to fight?
[11:33] Blue Dragons
    We're sorry!
[11:35] Laika
    Lady Azusa!
[11:38] Laika
    Everyone! Lady Azusa has won the battle!
[11:42] Laika
    This is the power of the
    Witch of the Highlands!
[11:44] Dragons
    Long live the Witch of the Highlands!
[11:46] Azusa
    Laika!
[11:48] Azusa
    It's too soon to declare this finished.
[11:50] Laika
    She did say she sent a separate
    force to the volcano.
[11:54] Laika
    Lady Azusa, please get on my back.
[11:57] Azusa
    Right!
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes
    for 300 Years and
    Maxed Out My Level
[12:06] Laika
    There are hot springs in this town,
[12:08] Laika
    so I'm worried that innocent
    tourists will be hurt.
[12:12] Azusa
    At a glance, I don't see
    any signs of fighting.
[12:16] Laika
    If nothing is happening,
    all the better, but still...
[12:19] Laika
    I only want my sister's wedding
    to be a joyous occasion.
[12:24] Azusa
    Don't worry. This'll be over soon,
[12:28] Azusa
    and your sister's wedding will continue.
[12:31] Laika
    Right.
[12:34] Azusa
    What's that?
[12:35] Laika
    Lady Azusa...
[12:39] Azusa
    What is this?!
[12:40] Laika
    Blue Dragons?
[12:42] Azusa
    It's draining their power to weaken them!
[12:45] Azusa
    This is some pretty underhanded magic.
[12:47] Beelzebub
    What brings you two here?
[12:49] Beelzebub
    Quite the coincidence,
    seeing you here of all places.
[12:52] Azusa
    Beelzebub!
[12:53] Azusa
    What are you doing here?
[12:55] Beelzebub
    This volcano produces some fine hot springs.
[12:59] Beelzebub
    I come here occasionally
    to relax and rejuvenate.
[13:02] Azusa
    Then was this...
[13:04] Beelzebub
    Yes, I was strolling around the town,
[13:07] Beelzebub
    and I found these fools saying they
    were here to harass the place,
[13:12] Beelzebub
    so I cast some demon magic that
    causes extreme weakness upon them.
[13:16] Laika
    You defeated five Blue Dragons by yourself?
[13:20] Beelzebub
    I am a high demon who has
    lived for 3,000 years.
[13:24] Beelzebub
    It's inconceivable that I would lose.
[13:25] Beelzebub
    And you, Azusa, cannot begin
    to fathom what will happen
[13:28] Beelzebub
    the next time you fight me fair and square.
[13:31] Beelzebub
    I am strong, after all...
[13:32] Azusa
    Beelzebub!
[13:34] Azusa
    You just saved the
     Red Dragons from disaster!
[13:38] Azusa
    Thank you!
[13:39] Beelzebub
    Don't hug me!
[13:41] Beelzebub
    I didn't do it for you!
[13:42] Beelzebub
    I only took down those dragons
    because they were acting cocky!
[13:45] Azusa
    Sniff, sniff.
[13:47] Azusa
    You smell so nice!
[13:49] Beelzebub
    That's because I just got out of the bath.
[13:52] Beelzebub
    Wait, forget about that!
    Get off of me at once!
[14:01] Falfa
    I was so scared, Mama!
[14:03] Shalsha
    Mother...
[14:04] Halkara
    Was the volcano all right?
[14:06] Azusa
    Yeah.
[14:07] Azusa
    All thanks to Beelzebub.
[14:09] Beelzebub
    Oh, come on. I was only there
    to make use of the baths.
[14:13] Azusa
    Well, I think it's time we finish this,
[14:17] Azusa
    Falafel Tart.
[14:18] Flatorte
    It's Flatorte! Get my name right!
[14:21] Azusa
    Fine, I get it. So take
    your human form already.
[14:24] Azusa
    Let's talk.
[14:33] Flatorte
    Is this what you want?
[14:35] Laika
    This is the amount you owe in
    damages after today's conflict.
[14:38] Laika
    We will need you to pay this.
[14:40] Flatorte
    Huh?!
[14:41] Flatorte
    Y-You're making me pay that much?
[14:43] Laika
    This covers all expenses,
[14:44] Laika
    including treatment for the injured
    and inconvenience recompense.
[14:47] Laika
    If you refuse, you will never
    move from this spot again.
[14:50] Laika
    Is that what you want?
[14:51] Flatorte
    I-I don't like that, either...
[14:54] Flatorte
    Fine. I'll accept your conditions.
[14:57] Azusa
    Good. The negotiations are complete.
[15:00] Azusa
    But since we're talking, there's one
    more thing I'd like to discuss.
[15:04] Azusa
    I want you to agree to a treaty,
    in addition to the damages you're paying.
[15:07] Flatorte
    A treaty?
[15:09] Azusa
    Yes, a non-aggression treaty between
    the Blue Dragons and the Red Dragons.
[15:14] Azusa
    Of course, coming around to harass
    them will be out of the question.
[15:17] Flatorte
    B-But then I would have no reason to live!
[15:21] Azusa
    If you don't agree, you can
    never go back to your homeland.
[15:24] Azusa
    Do you want to feel like you're stuck at work
[15:27] Azusa
    for three straight days
    with no chance to go home?
[15:29] Flatorte
    Your smile is scaring me!
[15:31] Azusa
    Then, let's seal this agreement. Okay?
[15:34] Flatorte
    Fine, I agree! I agree!
[15:37] Flatorte
    So please forgive me now...
[15:40] Azusa
    Okay, the treaty is concluded.
[15:42] Azusa
    Now, Mount Rokko should have peace.
[15:45] Laika
    Lady Azusa...
[15:47] Laika
    Thank you for doing all
    this for our homeland!
[15:51] Azusa
    Beelzebub, take care of the rest, okay?
[15:54] Beelzebub
    I know.
[15:55] Beelzebub
    Ahem.
[15:56] Beelzebub
    The Witch of the Highlands and myself have
    borne witness to the creation of this treaty.
[16:03] Beelzebub
    If either party should
    break this agreement...
[16:06] Beelzebub
    you know what will happen, yes?
[16:07] SFX
    Grovel!
[16:09] Flatorte
    I never should have done this...
[16:11] Azusa
    Beelzebub, thanks so much for everything!
[16:14] Beelzebub
    No one but you would use the
    Lord of the Flies in this way.
[16:19] Azusa
    I'll be counting on you even
    more from now on!
[16:22] Beelzebub
    Stop hugging me over every little thing!
[16:28] Azusa
    So everyone takes their human
    forms for the second party, huh?
[16:31] Laika
    Yes, the second party is
    where we all eat our fill!
[16:35] Shalsha
    I'm already full.
[16:37] Falfa
    Shalsha, you should rest for a bit.
[16:40] Shalsha
    Thanks.
[16:41] Azusa
    Falfa, you're being such
    a good older sister.
[16:45] Halkara
    Master!
[16:48] Halkara
    This booze is way too strong!
[16:51] Azusa
    Halkara, you ate a lot before drinking.
    You'd better be careful.
[16:56] Halkara
    I'll be fine!
[16:58] Halkara
    I've already puked my guts out today!
[17:01] Azusa
    That's my point!
[17:04] Beelzebub
    Honestly, that elf has nothing going for
    her but the Nutri-Spirit she makes.
[17:10] Leila
    Lady Azusa.
[17:13] Azusa
    Wow...
[17:14] Azusa
    Leila, you look beautiful!
[17:16] Leila
    We were able to continue the
    ceremony thanks to all of you.
[17:21] Leila's Husband
    We are grateful.
[17:22] Azusa
    Oh, no... all I did was lend a little hand.
[17:25] Beelzebub
    It's good to see you know your place.
[17:28] Beelzebub
    If you will continue to idolize me this way,
[17:31] Beelzebub
    I would be glad to offer
    my assistance again.
[17:33] Azusa
    Beelzebub, don't act so high-and-mighty.
[17:36] Beelzebub
    Well, can you blame me?
    I am high and mighty.
[17:40] Leila
    I'm happy for you, Laika.
[17:43] Leila
    You've made such wonderful friends.
[17:47] Leila
    Now you won't be lonely
    when I'm no longer around.
[17:50] Laika
    Sister...
[17:54] Laika
    I truly congratulate you.
[17:56] Leila
    Thank you, Laika.
[18:01] Laika
    Sister—
[18:01] Husband
    Leila, may I?
[18:03] Husband
    Regarding our plans after this...
[18:11] Flatorte
    So... Leila...
[18:13] Flatorte
    Congratulations.
[18:15] Flatorte
    You'd better live in happiness.
[18:17] Leila
    Flatorte...
[18:19] Flatorte
    I was defeated this time.
[18:22] Flatorte
    Having lost, I give you
    my sincerest blessings.
[18:25] Azusa
    This Blue Dragon does have her
    good points, doesn't she?
[18:29] Leila
    Thank you.
[18:31] Leila
    I'll live in happiness for you, as well,
[18:33] Leila
    since you can't marry.
[18:35] Flatorte
    Why did you have to say it like that?!
[18:36] Flatorte
    It's not that I can't!
    I'm just not going to!
[18:39] Leila
    What's this? Did you not come
    here to give me your blessing?
[18:42] Flatorte
    Hmph! I hope you get divorced right away!
[18:46] Laika
    Red Dragons and Blue Dragons have
    a complicated relationship.
[18:49] Azusa
    This little scene kinda
    gave me that impression.
[18:56] Azusa
    Whew, I ate so much. And it was all so good!
[19:01] Azusa
    I hope Halkara's okay.
    She seemed to be drinking a lot.
[19:05] Laika
    U-Um, Lady Azusa...
[19:12] Laika
    I'd like... to ask you for a favor.
[19:19] Laika
    I was always more athletic
    than my older sister,
[19:23] Laika
    and I was always better
    at fighting, as well...
[19:27] Laika
    but when our parents yelled at
    me or anything made me upset,
[19:31] Laika
    my older sister always did this for me.
[19:38] Azusa
    It'll be hard to ask her for this
    now that she's married, huh?
[19:42] Laika
    Yes.
[19:45] Azusa
    Well, then...
[19:46] Azusa
    I don't mind doing this every now and then.
[19:50] Laika
    N-No...
[19:53] Laika
    This can be considered a special occasion.
[20:00] Laika
    Thank you.
[20:05] Azusa
    What's going on?
[20:06] Azusa
    What the heck is she doing?
[20:09] Falfa
    Come on, Halkara, wake up.
[20:12] Shalsha
    When you drink booze,
    the booze shouldn't drink you.
[20:15] Halkara
    Are you saying my fruit
    wine isn't drinkable?!
[20:19] Beelzebub
    Honestly, this elf is nothing but trouble.
[20:23] Beelzebub
    Hup.
[20:25] Halkara
    I feel sick...
[20:27] Beelzebub
    If you puke, I will tear you apart and
    roast every piece, down to your soul.
[20:31] Halkara
    I'll hold it in...
[20:32] Azusa
    Beelzebub! Sorry about that!
[20:35] Beelzebub
    Azusa, I do believe she's had enough.
[20:38] Beelzebub
    Since you're here, why don't you spend
    the night at the volcano hot spring resort?
[20:42] Beelzebub
    I'm staying there, as well.
[20:44] Azusa
    Hot springs, huh? Should we?
[20:46] Falfa
    I wanna go in the hot springs!
[20:49] Shalsha
    The Rokko Hot Springs feature seven
    different types of hot springs,
[20:52] Shalsha
    excluding only sulfuric and acidic types.
[20:54] Shalsha
    They're good for people with cold
    sensitivity or high blood pressure.
[20:58] Laika
    If you wish to stay there,
    I will make the arrangements.
[21:01] Azusa
    Well, we don't need to
    be home tonight, so...
[21:04] Azusa
    Let's do it!
[21:06] Twins
    Yeah!
[21:08] SFX
    Klik-klak!
[21:10] Beelzebub
    Truly, though...
[21:11] Beelzebub
    I do enjoy being around you people.
    I always know fun things will happen.
[21:17] Azusa
    Well, Beelzebub, you help me
    out a lot when I ask for it,
[21:21] Azusa
    and you like looking out for us.
[21:23] Azusa
    You're kinda like an older sister.
[21:24] Beelzebub
    Me? An older sister?
[21:27] Beelzebub
    It seems to me you're only
    using me for your convenience.
[21:30] Azusa
    I have my two daughters...
[21:32] Azusa
    Laika for my younger sister...
[21:35] Azusa
    and Beelzebub for my older sister.
[21:37] Azusa
    That sounds like a pretty
    nice family, right?
[21:41] Halkara
    Hey, wait a minute!
[21:43] Halkara
    You left me out of the family!
[21:46] Azusa
    Oh, that's right.
[21:48] Azusa
    Let's see... Halkara can be...
[21:51] Azusa
    the trouble-making junior!
[21:53] Halkara
    Master! That's not fair!
[21:57] Halkara
    Come on, Master!
[21:59] Azusa
    Okay, sorry!

Season 1

E5 - A Ghost Appeared

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[00:02] Azusa
    Something is definitely weird here.
[00:05] Shalsha
    It is weird.
[00:06] Falfa
    Very weird.
[00:08] Laika
    I find it strange, as well.
[00:11] (Flashback) Halkara
    Master, it's my turn to cook
    the day after tomorrow,
[00:15] (Flashback) Halkara
    but would you mind swapping
    so I can do it today instead?
[00:18] (Flashback) Azusa
    Sure, that's fine. Is something going on?
[00:21] (Flashback) Halkara
    I have things to do in
    the town of Nascúte...
[00:33] (Flashback) Halkara
    It's important to make a fresh start!
[00:37] (Flashback) Falfa
    Bye, grasshopper!
[00:40] (Flashback) Halkara
    Goodbyes should always
    be clean and complete...
[00:45] Laika
    Do you think Halkara intends to move out?
[00:49] Shalsha
    No doubt about it.
[00:50] Falfa
    I don't want her to go!
[00:54] Azusa
    But if that's what Halkara's
    decided to do...
[00:59] Halkara
    I'm back!
[01:01] Halkara
    I'm so hungry.
[01:05] Halkara
    Huh?
[01:08] Azusa
    Halkara...
[01:10] Azusa
    Thanks for everything!
[01:11] Laika
    Please be well in your new location.
[01:14] Shalsha
    We'll miss you.
[01:18] Falfa
    I don't want you to go, Halkara!
[01:23] Azusa
    Falfa, don't cry.
[01:26] Laika
    We must see her off with smiles.
[01:28] Halkara
    What in the world is this all about?
[01:31] Halkara
    Why all the talk of leaving?
[01:33] SFX
    Blink, blink!
[01:33] Azusa
    What? You're not moving out?
[01:36] Halkara
    I have no intention of doing that!
[01:38] Laika
    But you mentioned looking for
    a new place in Nascúte...
[01:41] Halkara
    Yes, one to build my new factory in!
[01:45] All
    Huh?
[01:47] All
    What?!
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
    and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN    A Ghost Appeared
SIGN    A Ghost Appeared
[03:25] Halkara
    I'm back.
[03:29] Laika
    You're home so late every
    evening. You must be busy.
[03:33] Azusa
    Sure you're not working too hard?
[03:35] Halkara
    No, no...
[03:37] Halkara
    Even if I'm tired, I just need some
    Nutri-Spirit, and I can keep fighting.
[03:41] Halkara
    I've been using more of them
    in a day recently, though...
[03:46] Azusa
    That's a bad thing!
[03:48] Azusa
    Come home once the sun goes down.
[03:51] Azusa
    That's an order from your master!
[03:53] Halkara
    But there's a reason why
    I can't come home...
[03:58] Azusa
    A ghost?!
[04:00] Halkara
    Yes, apparently, a ghost has
    been showing up in my factory.
[04:04] Halkara
    And now none of the locals
    want to work there...
[04:08] Halkara
    I can't get anyone at all.
[04:11] Laika
    So that's why...
[04:13] Falfa
    A ghost that just shows up in your factory?
[04:15] Shalsha
    They call those "bound spirits."
[04:17] Shalsha
    Scientifically, ghosts are
    known as "separated spirits."
[04:22] Shalsha
    This type is most likely one that's
    bound to the place where it died,
[04:28] Shalsha
    so it can't leave.
[04:29] Azusa
    You mean it's the ghost of
    someone who died there?
[04:34] Halkara
    Master, would you please get
    rid of the ghost for me?
[04:38] Azusa
    Huh?
[04:39] Azusa
    Uh, actually, I don't really
    like things like that...
[04:43] Halkara
    Please! I need your help!
[04:46] Halkara
    Otherwise, I'll have to run
    the entire factory by myself!
[04:52] Azusa
    True...
[04:59] Azusa
    Oh, all right. I'll go
    check it out tomorrow.
[05:03] Halkara
    Thank you so much, Master!
[05:06] Azusa
    But!
[05:07] Azusa
    Only if I can bring a helper with me!
[05:10] Halkara
    A helper?
[05:12] Halkara
    What is this thing?
[05:14] Azusa
    It's summoning magic I learned a while ago.
[05:18] Azusa
    I don't know if it'll work or not, but...
[05:21] Azusa
    Vosanosanon ujishidau veyani enrila.
[05:41] Laika
    Nothing is happening...
[05:45] Beelzebub
    What in all Hell is going on?!
[05:50] Beelzebub
    So cold... so cold... so cold... so cold...
[05:54] Beelzebub
    So cold... so cold... so cold... so cold...
[05:58] Beelzebub
    Why'd you close the door?!
[06:01] Beelzebub
    Your pronunciation was a bit off,
[06:04] Beelzebub
    so I wasn't summoned into the
    exact location you wanted.
[06:07] Beelzebub
    Why was your tub full of cold
    water in the morning, anyway?
[06:11] Shalsha
    It's for watering our crops!
[06:13] Azusa
    It's eco-friendly!
[06:14] Beelzebub
    Eco-friendly is all well and good, but...
[06:16] Beelzebub
    Anyway, what was is it you want?
[06:22] Beelzebub
    What?!
[06:24] Beelzebub
    You summoned me here just for that?
[06:27] Azusa
    I'm sorry, really!
[06:28] Azusa
    But I had a feeling you'd be a big help.
[06:31] SFX
    Scoot, scoot.
[06:33] Falfa
    Yeah!
[06:34] Falfa
    We knew you could...
[06:36] Shalsha
    ...do something about it.
[06:39] SFX
    Squee!
[06:39] Beelzebub
    Squee, indeed...
[06:43] Beelzebub
    Well, it is true that I could
    do something about it.
[06:48] Beelzebub
    All right, take me to this factory.
[06:51] Beelzebub
    I'll pulverize this ghost!
[06:54] SFX
    Lightbulb!
[06:55] Halkara
    The ghost only shows up at night,
[06:57] Halkara
    so could you wait until this evening?
[06:59] SFX
    Snap!
[07:01] Beelzebub
    You should've waited until
    evening to call me, then!
SIGN    The Town of Nascúte
[07:07] SFX
    Skree, skree, skree...
[07:10] Azusa
    I can imagine ghosts showing up here.
[07:13] Azusa
    That cat statue is super creepy.
[07:16] Halkara
    Oh, I put that there.
[07:18] Halkara
    Isn't it cute?
[07:21] Azusa
    Halkara's tastes are kinda...
[07:22] Beelzebub
    What are you babbling about? Let's go.
[07:27] Halkara
    She really is a demon. No hesitation at all.
[07:29] Azusa
    Looks like I chose the right helper.
[07:35] Azusa
    Sure is dark in here...
[07:37] Halkara
    I really hope nothing shows up...
[07:40] Beelzebub
    Don't be dumb. If nothing
    shows up, why am I even here?
[07:46] Azusa
    Hey, Beelzebub...
[07:48] Beelzebub
    What?
[07:49] Azusa
    Would you hold my hand? I'm scared.
[07:53] Beelzebub
    I feel as embarrassed as a little girl...
[07:56] Beelzebub
    but I suppose it can't hurt, so very well.
[08:00] Halkara
    Master! Please hold my hand, too!
[08:06] Beelzebub
    Halkara, where does this ghost show up?
[08:10] Halkara
    In the room up ahead.
[08:13] Beelzebub
    Then that room will be
    the focus of our search.
[08:16] Halkara
    Um... Can we not go into
    that room? It scares me.
[08:20] Azusa
    I agree! We should at
    least save it for last...
[08:23] SFX
    Snap, snap!
[08:25] Beelzebub
    Would you two cut it out?!
[08:34] Azusa
    Maybe we should call this off...
[08:37] Halkara
    Agreed! There's nothing in this...
[08:43] Beelzebub
    Oh, quiet down.
[08:45] Beelzebub
    You two are more of a
    nuisance than that ghost.
[08:49] SFX
    Point!
[08:49] Beelzebub
    Looks like it's over there.
[08:53] Azusa
    It is here!
[08:55] Halkara
    I'm about to lose it in more ways than one!
[08:57] Beelzebub
    You two are making too much noise!
[08:59] Beelzebub
    Just cool your heads for a minute!
[09:02] Beelzebub
    It's only a ghost! The
    spirit of a dead girl!
[09:06] Beelzebub
    What's scary about that?
[09:07] Azusa
    That's what's scary about it!
[09:09] Halkara
    How are you so relaxed about this?!
[09:12] Beelzebub
    You're only scared because
    you can't see her.
[09:15] Beelzebub
    Hey, girl's spirit! Show yourself!
[09:18] Both
    She's forcing it out!
[09:22] Beelzebub
    I am the high demon Beelzebub.
[09:25] SFX
    Loom!
[09:26] Beelzebub
    I oversee the agriculture
    of the land of demons.
[09:30] Beelzebub
    With my authority, I could turn this
    place into a horse manure shed.
[09:35] Azusa
    That's low-key barbaric!
[09:37] Halkara
    Please don't! This is my factory!
[09:41] Beelzebub
    If you don't want that, show yourself
    by the time I count to ten!
[09:46] Beelzebub
    One...
[09:48] Beelzebub
    Ten!
[09:49] Azusa
    You skipped a heck of a lot!
[09:53] Beelzebub
    There you are!
[09:57] Beelzebub
    I've got her! Give me some light!
[10:05] Beelzebub
    Stop that! Hold still!
[10:09] Rosalie
    Get your hands off me!
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes
    for 300 Years and
    Maxed Out My Level
[10:17] Azusa
    What's your name?
[10:19] Rosalie
    I'm Rosalie.
[10:21] Rosalie
    I'm the ghost of a girl who committed
    suicide in the house that once stood here.
[10:26] Rosalie
    Hmph.
[10:27] Azusa
    Bad attitude...
[10:29] Halkara
    Um... And why are you here?
[10:32] Rosalie
    Why do you think?
[10:33] Rosalie
    This is the only place I can be!
[10:37] Rosalie
    A few centuries ago,
[10:38] Rosalie
    I was offered the chance to
    marry into a noble family.
[10:43] Rosalie
    I had a reputation throughout the
    town for being pretty and polite,
[10:46] Rosalie
    so I believed my parents.
[10:49] Rosalie
    But my rotten father and mother
    were lying about everything!
[10:54] Rosalie
    They intended to sell me
    off for chump change!
[10:58] Azusa
    I see... You poor thing.
[11:01] Rosalie
    Yeah, well, that's in the past.
[11:03] Halkara
    Um... I understand your story now,
[11:06] Halkara
    but were you really regarded as polite?
[11:08] Rosalie
    In the centuries since I became a ghost...
[11:12] Rosalie
    I went bad.
[11:14] Beelzebub
    That's certainly believable.
[11:17] Beelzebub
    I would expect an adolescent to change
    like that when betrayed by her parents.
[11:21] Rosalie
    This is my turf!
[11:23] Rosalie
    I don't want outsiders coming in here!
[11:26] Rosalie
    Which is why I've defended
    it all this time...
[11:28] Rosalie
    And then you guys showed up.
[11:32] Azusa
    Rosalie...
[11:34] Azusa
    So what do you want to do from now on?
[11:37] Rosalie
    What do I... want?
[11:39] Beelzebub
    Ah, in that case...
[11:42] Beelzebub
    I can erase you in an instant
    so you won't have to suffer.
[11:45] Azusa
    None of that!
[11:47] Beelzebub
    Why not?
[11:48] Beelzebub
    I can help this ghost move on to the next
    life without leaving a trace behind.
[11:53] Rosalie
    No way! I don't wanna disappear yet!
[11:57] Azusa
    I guess not.
[11:59] Azusa
    Okay, Rosalie, why don't
    you stay in this world?
[12:03] Rosalie
    You mean it?
[12:04] Rosalie
    But won't I be a bother?
[12:06] Azusa
    What do you say, Halkara?
[12:08] Halkara
    Um, you don't need to disappear.
[12:10] Halkara
    Can't you just go somewhere else?
[12:13] Rosalie
    I've tried to move a few times,
[12:15] Rosalie
    but I can't leave this building.
[12:18] Azusa
    I see. That's what Shalsha
    was talking about.
[12:21] Asusa
    She said bound spirits can't
    leave the place where they died.
[12:25] Beelzebub
    I know a good way to resolve this.
[12:27] Rosalie
    Huh?
[12:28] Beelzebub
    Demons have done extensive
    research on spirits.
[12:31] Beelzebub
    The latest research shows that if a
    ghost possesses a living human once,
[12:36] Beelzebub
    they will be able to go
    wherever that human goes.
[12:39] Azusa
    Possess?
[12:41] Beelzebub
    She would basically be using a
    human as a vessel to relocate.
[12:44] Beelzebub
    The best humans to possess are
    those with many weak points,
[12:48] Beelzebub
    those who are weak-willed and
    readily let others control them.
[12:54] Halkara
    Huh?
[12:55] Halkara
    Wha?
[12:56] Halkara
    Eh?
[12:57] Halkara
    What?!
[13:00] Halkara
    Please, no!
[13:02] Halkara
    Just seeing a ghost scares me!
[13:04] Halkara
    There's no way I can endure
    having one inside me!
[13:07] Beelzebub
    You'd be doing it for your factory.
[13:09] Azusa
    Just bear with it for a little bit.
[13:11] Halkara
    Master! How can you be so dismissive?!
[13:16] Rosalie
    Sorry, but I'm comin' in!
[13:18] Halkara
    No! I'll be traumatized!
[13:28] HRosalie
    All right! I'm in!
[13:33] HRosalie
    It feels weird to be in
    a physical body again.
[13:36] HRosalie
    These boobs are so heavy.
[13:38] SFX
    Boing! Boing!
[13:40] Azusa
    That's your first thought, huh?
[13:42] Beelzebub
    So, where are we taking her?
[13:45] Azusa
    Well, we're running her out
    for our own reasons, so...
[13:49] Azusa
    Rosalie, want to live at my house?
[13:52] HRosalie
    Can I?! I won't be a bother?
[13:54] Azusa
    You were so unhappy in your previous
    life that you died, right?
[13:58] Azusa
    Nothing bad will come of you
    finding happiness after death.
[14:02] Azusa
    Come home with me.
[14:08] Rosalie
    Let me call you "Sister"!
[14:10] Rosalie
    I'll protect you if it kills me!
[14:15] Azusa
    I mean, you're already dead.
[14:18] Beelzebub
    What a smooth operator...
[14:20] Beelzebub
    A ghost operator, rather.
[14:23] HRosalie
    Sister Laika!
[14:25] HRosalie
    Sister's daughters!
[14:27] HRosalie
    My name's Rosalie!
[14:29] HRosalie
    Nice to meet all of you!
[14:32] Laika
    It does feel quite strange...
[14:35] Falfa
    Nice to meet you!
[14:36] Shalsha
    My first ghost... I'm so intrigued.
[14:41] Beelzebub
    Well, I'm tired, so I'm going to bed now.
[14:46] Azusa
    Okay, thanks.
[14:48] HRosalie
    Now, then!
[14:49] HRosalie
    I will show you the real Rosalie!
[14:54] Falfa
    Yay!
[14:55] HRosalie
    Here goes!
[15:01] HRosalie
    Huh?
[15:06] HRosalie
    Beelzebububububububububub!
[15:07] Beelzebub
    Too many "bubs"!
[15:09] HRosalie
    It's no use!
[15:10] HRosalie
    It's like being stuck in
    a box! I can't get out!
[15:13] Beelzebub
    You two must have been
    exceptionally compatible.
[15:16] Laika
    Um, this isn't going to cause any
    irregularities in Halkara's body, is it?
[15:22] Beelzebub
    Obviously, if another's spirit
    spends a full day in there,
[15:25] Beelzebub
    it will cause strain on her body.
[15:27] Azusa
    Strain? How?
[15:29] Beelzebub
    In the worst case... she dies.
[15:31] Azusa
    That's really bad!
[15:33] HRosalie
    I don't wanna kill someone
    who helped me out!
[15:37] HRosalie
    If I have to do something that shameful...
[15:40] HRosalie
    If it really comes to that...
[15:42] HRosalie
    I have to die again to apologize!
[15:45] Azusa
    No, don't!
[15:45] Azusa
    If you do that now, Halkara
    will be the one to die!
[15:50] Azusa
    On that note, we're going to begin the
    mission to separate Rosalie from Halkara.
[15:55] Azusa
    Anyone have any good ideas?
[15:56] Laika
    Me!
[15:57] Azusa
    Yes, Laika?
[15:58] Laika
    Rosalie spoke of being
    stuck in a box earlier.
[16:01] Laika
    When I have a cookie that's stuck in a box,
[16:04] Laika
    the first thing I try is shaking it.
[16:08] SFX
    Vwoom, vwoom, vwoom...
[16:10] SFX
    Sparkle!
[16:11] Laika
    Then I try pounding on the back of it.
[16:18] HRosalie
    Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[16:20] Laika
    Otherwise... I break the box.
[16:23] Azusa
    Stop!
[16:25] Falfa
    I know!
[16:27] Falfa
    How about startling her,
    like when someone has the hiccups?
[16:34] HRosalie
    S-Sister, where are we?
[16:36] HRosalie
    This intense wind concerns me...
[16:42] HRosalie
    Huh?
[16:43] HRosalie
    Where am I?!
[16:46] HRosalie
    I'm so high up!
[16:52] Laika
    I guess even ghosts don't like heights.
[16:55] Azusa
    Well? Think you can leave her body now?
[16:57] HRosalie
    N-No! I'm just scared!
[17:01] Azusa
    I see... Guess we can't help that.
[17:03] Azusa
    Time for phase two, then.
[17:05] HRosalie
    Huh? Phase two?
[17:10] HRosalie
    No!
[17:29] Azusa
    Well?
[17:30] Azusa
    Did she come out?
[17:32] HRosalie
    No, but I thought a few other
    things might come out...
[17:35] Laika
    It didn't work?
[17:37] Beelzebub
    I guess we'll just have to try
    everything we can think of.
[18:08] Azusa
    It's already noon.
[18:11] Azusa
    We're in trouble if we
    don't get her out soon.
[18:13] Azusa
    Halkara's body might not
    be able to take much more.
[18:16] Laika
    It looks like she's already reached
    that point in another sense.
[18:20] Beelzebub
    If only we could, at least, summon
    Halkara out of the body...
[18:24] Azusa
    Yeah...
[18:26] Azusa
    If we put Rosalie to sleep right now,
[18:31] Azusa
    would Halkara's spirit come out?
[18:36] Beelzebub
    I see...
[18:37] Beelzebub
    So we move that one in front
    that's getting in the way.
[18:41] Beelzebub
    That just might work.
[18:43] Laika
    But how do we put Rosalie to sleep?
[18:46] Hrosalie
    Help...
[18:48] HRosalie
    Is this alcohol?
[18:50] Azusa
    Halkara gets drunk on this all the time.
[18:53] HRosalie
    But I've never had alcohol before!
[18:56] Azusa
    Your body is Halkara's, so you'll be fine!
[18:59] Laika
    It always puts her right to sleep.
[19:01] HRosalie
    Okay, here I go!
[19:08] HRosalie
    This is noth—
[19:11] All
    It put her right out!
[19:13] Halkara
    Huh? Why are we in Master's house?
[19:17] Halkara
    Weren't we in my factory?
[19:19] All
    It's Halkara!
[19:21] Halkara
    H-Huh?
[19:22] Azusa
    Okay! Now let's wake up
    Rosalie and revive her!
[19:26] Azusa
    Then she might come flying
    out of Halkara's body!
[19:29] Beelzebub
    I know just how to do that.
[19:31] Beelzebub
    Leave this to me.
[19:33] Halkara
    Huh?
[19:38] Halkara
    The bath?
[19:40] Halkara
    Beelzebub, how bold of you...
[19:43] Beelzebub
    Yes, I'm going to be bold, all right.
[19:45] Beelzebub
    There you go!
[19:48] Rosalie
    That's cold!
[19:53] Beelzebub
    There.
[19:54] Laika
    She's out!
[19:55] Azusa
    It worked!
[19:58] Rosalie
    All right! I made it out!
[20:01] Halkara
    S-So cold...
[20:05] Rosalie
    I'm sorry for all the trouble!
[20:07] Rosalie
    I'm going to be living here as of today!
[20:10] Rosalie
    I'm Rosalie! I hope we can be friends!
[20:17] Laika
    You really are a ghost.
[20:19] Falfa
    Wow...
[20:21] Shalsha
    I'm intrigued.
[20:22] Halkara
    I can't even see her as a different person.
[20:25] Azusa
    I'm impressed you figured out that
    cold water would revive her.
[20:30] Beelzebub
    I remembered what happened when
    you summoned me yesterday.
[20:34] Azusa
    O-Oh, yeah...
[20:36] Laika
    But I'm glad Halkara's factory
    will be able to operate now.
[20:41] Halkara
    Yes.
[20:42] Halkara
    I'll just wait patiently until the
    rumors about ghosts fade away.
[20:46] Rosalie
    I'm sorry. It was all my fault.
[20:49] Rosalie
    Sister Halkara, at least
    let me pour you a drink.
[20:56] Falfa
    Wow, that's amazing!
[20:58] Azusa
    Hey, I know a way to get
    rid of that rumor quickly!
[21:06] Rosalie
    Heya!
[21:08] Rosalie
    I'm working at Sister Halkara's factory!
[21:11] Rosalie
    My name's Rosalie!
[21:13] Rosalie
    I'm a ghost, and I hope I can use
    this power to help all of you!
[21:19] Woman
    That's remarkable!
[21:21] Guy
    I guess not all ghosts are scary, huh?
[21:24] Guy
    She's cute, even!
[21:28] Halkara
    This is great.
[21:29] Halkara
    It looks like the people of
    the town will accept her.
[21:32] Azusa
    Yeah.
[21:33] Rosalie
    Sister!
[21:35] Rosalie
    Thanks so much, Sister!
[21:38] Rosalie
    I never knew I could find
    happiness after death!
[21:41] Rosalie
    I'm so glad I died!
[21:44] Azusa
    I'm not sure you should say that, though...
[21:47] Guy
    Hey, Rosalie!
[21:48] Guy
    Wipe my windows, too!
[21:50] Woman
    And mine!
[21:52] Rosalie
    You got it!
[21:53] Rosalie
    I'll get each of your houses in turn!
[21:58] Azusa
    At this point,
[21:59] Azusa
    you might as well strive to be the most
    cheerful ghost in the world.

Season 1

E6 - Along Came a Leviathan

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[00:00] Beelzebub
    Dun-da-da-dah!
[00:02] Beelzebub
    Congratulations!
[00:03] Beelzebub
    Azusa, Witch of the Highlands,
[00:06] Beelzebub
    you are to be awarded the
    Demon Medal of Honor!
[00:10] Azusa
    Beelzebub, what did you show
    up out of the blue for?
[00:13] Beelzebub
    Could you try to sound a little happier?
[00:16] Beelzebub
    It's a prestigious award
    bestowed only upon those
[00:18] Beelzebub
    who are loved by many demons and
    have made a drastic difference
[00:21] Beelzebub
    by giving bright hope to the world.
[00:24] Beelzebub
    You recently ended the conflict
    between the Red Dragons
[00:27] Beelzebub
    and the Blue Dragons that
    had lasted for generations,
[00:29] Beelzebub
    and made them agree permanently to peace.
[00:32] Beelzebub
    You were recognized for that, and you
    get the medal in the peace category.
[00:36] Azusa
    That's just how it ended
    up working out, though...
[00:39] Beelzebub
    Of course, you will accept it, won't you?
[00:42] Laika
    That's a great honor, Lady Azusa!
[00:45] Rosalie
    Way to go, Sister!
[00:46] Falfa
    You're amazing, Mama!
[00:47] Shalsha
    I'm proud to be your daughter.
[00:50] Azusa
    Yeah?
[00:51] Azusa
    Okay, then, I'll gratefully accept.
[00:53] Beelzebub
    The ceremony will be held in three weeks.
[00:55] Beelzebub
    You should all attend.
[00:57] Beelzebub
    I'll come to collect you
    shortly before it starts.
[01:00] Azusa
    Wait, where are we going?
[01:01] Beelzebub
    The Demon Realm.
    That's where the ceremony is held.
[01:06] All
    The Demon Realm?!
[01:07] SFX
    Crash!
[01:09] Beelzebub
    There's no need to get so up in arms.
[01:11] Beelzebub
    Most demons are well-bred
    ladies and gentlemen.
[01:14] Beelzebub
    The ones who wanted to destroy humanity,
    like in olden days, are gone.
[01:18] Beelzebub
    As long as you show the bare minimum
    of good etiquette, that is.
[01:21] Azusa
    Bare minimum...
[01:23] Laika
    ...of good etiquette?
[01:28] Halkara
    What?
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
    and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN    Along Came a Leviathan
SIGN    Along Came a Leviathan
[03:06] Halkara
    A demon ceremony gives me
    nothing but bad feelings...
[03:11] Halkara
    Is it all right if I develop a
    stomachache on just that day?
[03:15] Falfa
    You're gonna fake being sick, Halkara?
[03:18] Halkara
    No, no! I just have a feeling
    that, by total coincidence,
[03:23] Halkara
    my stomach is going to hurt that day...
[03:25] Shalsha
    You might as well give up.
[03:27] Shalsha
    Missing such a prestigious ceremony
    would bring shame to the demons.
[03:32] Halkara
    Understood!
[03:33] Halkara
    I will attend with the resolution of someone
    planning to leap off the Kyalar Spire!
[03:39] SFX
    Hup!
[03:40] Falfa
    What's the Kyalar Spire?
[03:41] Azusa
    I guess this world has its own
    idiom that means "take a plunge,"
[03:42] Shalsha
    A famous building of great historical value,
    making it an important cultural asset.
[03:44] Azusa
    like "jump off the stage at Kiyomizu."
[03:46] Laika
    Lady Azusa, what shall
    we wear to the ceremony?
[03:48] Falfa
    Wow!
[03:49] Azusa
    Why don't we just wear what we
    wore to the dragon's wedding?
[03:52] Rosalie
    Uh, Sister...
[03:55] Rosalie
    You really think it's okay for a ghost
    like me to attend such a major ceremony?
[04:01] Azusa
    Huh? Of course it is!
[04:03] Azusa
    You're part of my family now, Rosalie.
[04:07] Rosalie
    Sister! Thank you!
[04:09] Azusa
    Oh, yeah. You'll need a dress, won't you?
[04:11] Azusa
    Want to go to the village and have one made?
[04:14] Rosalie
    No way. I'm a ghost.
[04:16] Rosalie
    I'm not even sure how to change my outfit.
[04:19] Azusa
    You can't take that off?
[04:23] Rosalie
    I can't even touch it.
[04:25] Laika
    This poses an unexpected problem.
[04:27] Azusa
    You think there are stores
    that sell clothes for ghosts?
[04:31] Halkara
    That kind of business isn't even possible.
[04:33] Halkara
    Ghosts don't have any money, remember?
[04:36] Azusa
    Spoken like a true business owner!
[04:38] Shalsha
    If you need a scholar specializing
    in ghosts, I recently met one.
[04:43] Scholar
    Now, listen.
[04:44] Scholar
    Ghosts are spirits that have
    remained in this world
[04:49] Scholar
    with an appearance close to
    what they looked like in life.
[04:52] Scholar
    What looks like clothing is
    only a part of that spirit.
[04:55] Scholar
    It is not possible to change
    a spirit's clothes.
[05:00] Shalsha
    I see.
[05:02] Azusa
    Shalsha knows people like this?
[05:06] Laika
    So your clothes are a memory
    of when you were alive?
[05:10] Rosalie
    Yeah, I think I did wear
    stuff like this a lot.
[05:14] Shalsha
    Maybe if you envision other
    clothes strongly enough,
[05:16] Shalsha
    you can change into them.
[05:18] Azusa
    That's not something we can help with...
[05:23] Rosalie
    Sister, it's okay, really.
[05:25] Rosalie
    What's impossible is impossible.
[05:27] Rosalie
    I'm just fine sticking with this outfit.
[05:31] Azusa
    Rosalie, you think everything's fine
    if you can just endure it, don't you?
[05:37] Azusa
    But just enduring isn't always a good thing.
[05:40] Azusa
    Besides, you want to wear a dress to the
    ceremony with the rest of us, right?
[05:47] Rosalie
    If it's possible... I'd like to wear one.
[05:51] Azusa
    Right?
[05:52] Azusa
    Then we shouldn't give up. Let's find a way!
[05:55] Rosalie
    How, though? Doing that would be like magic.
[06:00] Azusa
    Magic?
[06:03] Azusa
    That's right. I have the Create Magic skill.
[06:08] Azusa
    There's no spell that can
    change a ghost's clothes,
[06:11] Azusa
    which means I just need to create one!
[06:13] Azusa
    Time to show off what a cheat witch can do!
[06:17] SFX
    Ta-da!
[06:19] Rosalie
    Uh, Sister...
[06:21] Rosalie
    Showing me a real dress won't help.
    I can't put it on.
[06:24] Azusa
    Rosalie, take a good look at this
    dress and ingrain it in your mind.
[06:29] Azusa
    Then envision yourself wearing
    this dress at a party.
[06:35] Rosalie
    Sister, if you're making this some kind of
    "those who believe shall be saved" thing...
[06:41] Azusa
    I don't think I like being treated
    like an occultist by a ghost...
[06:45] Azusa
    No, that's not the point!
[06:47] Azusa
    Don't worry!
[06:48] Azusa
    Just believe in me!
[06:50] SFX
    Sparkle, sparkle...
[06:54] Rosalie
    Sister... Okay, then!
[06:57] Rosalie
    I will repay your fiery passion in kind!
[07:24] Azusa
    There, all set.
[07:26] Azusa
    Here goes!
[07:28] Rosalie
    Okay, Sister! I'm ready!
[07:32] Azusa
    Land of the living, land of the dead...
[07:34] Azusa
    Shine upon the darkness
    between the two realms,
[07:37] Azusa
    and allow this outstretched
    hand to reach the other side!
[07:43] Azusa
    Work, magic!
[07:44] Azusa
    Change, Rosalie!
[08:00] Rosalie
    Sister, now...
[08:03] Rosalie
    I could even go to a ball
    without any trouble!
[08:06] Azusa
    All right! It worked!
[08:08] Falfa
    Rosalie, you look so pretty!
[08:11] Shalsha
    You're just like a princess!
[08:12] Halkara
    Except the way you speak...
[08:14] Rosalie
    Sister Azusa!
[08:17] Rosalie
    Thank you so much!
    What kind of magic did you use?
[08:20] Azusa
    I basically tried to enhance my image of you
[08:23] Azusa
    in a way that wouldn't
    damage your spirit body.
[08:27] Rosalie
    Your image of me?
[08:30] Rosalie
    Sister, would it be possible
    to do a little fine tuning?
[08:33] Azusa
    Huh? You want to add something?
[08:35] Rosalie
    Yes!
[08:37] Rosalie
    Please put "Rosalie Is Here" on my back!
[08:41] Azusa
    Yeah, no.
[08:43] Azusa
    Soon, it was time to head out.
[08:46] Azusa
    What is that?
[08:47] Laika
    Is it a demon?
[08:50] Laika
    It bears a slight resemblance
    to us Dragons...
[08:55] Halkara
    I really hope the demons don't hate me!
[08:58] Halkara
    Please don't hate me...
[08:59] Beelzebub
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[09:01] Beelzebub
    I have arrived to collect you!
[09:04] Azusa
    At last, the time came to depart
    for the Demon Realm.
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes
    for 300 Years and
    Maxed Out My Level
[09:15] Azusa
    A Leviathan?
[09:16] Beelzebub
    Correct.
[09:17] Beelzebub
    It is a large type of demon that can fly.
[09:20] Beelzebub
    This is the one who will carry
    you to the Demon Realm.
[09:28] Halkara
    There's a big building on its back.
[09:30] Rosalie
    Are we dreaming or something?
[09:32] Falfa
    Awesome!
[09:34] Azusa
    It's like a luxury liner!
[09:36] Beelzebub
    Not entirely correct, but not wrong.
[09:38] Beelzebub
    Let me show you the inside.
[09:41] Beelzebub
    This is the VIP guest room.
[09:45] SFX
    Klik-klak!
[09:46] Beelzebub
    This is the large bath.
[09:48] Beelzebub
    Also, this bath—
[09:50] Beelzebub
    Hey! What are you doing
    when you're on the clock?!
[09:53] Vania
    Gulp!
[09:54] Vania
    I'm sorry, boss!
[09:56] Falfa
    Who's that?
[09:57] Vania
    It's a pleasure to meet all of you!
[10:00] Vania
    I am Vania the Leviathan!
[10:02] Beelzebub
    Get dressed before you introduce yourself!
[10:04] Vania
    I'm sorry, boss!
[10:06] Beelzebub
    Now, allow me to explain the bath.
[10:09] Beelzebub
    This large bath is a demon spring.
[10:11] Azusa
    Demon spring? Is that a demons' hot spring?
[10:14] Beelzebub
    Indeed. It feels slippery on the
    skin and is great for beauty,
[10:16] Beelzebub
    but be careful.
[10:19] Beelzebub
    If you stay in for several
    hours, you'll melt.
[10:23] Azusa
    That's scary! And bad for you!
[10:25] Beelzebub
    Only after several hours.
[10:27] Beelzebub
    No one stays in the bath that long.
[10:30] Laika
    Halkara, please be careful not
    to get in this bath alone!
[10:34] Halkara
    Nobody trusts me at all, do they?
[10:39] Vania
    Thank you for waiting.
[10:40] Azusa
    Hey, aren't Leviathans...
[10:43] Vania
    Yes, the one you're riding right
    now is my older sister, Fatla.
[10:47] Vania
    We rotate the tasks of flying and
    attending to guests in our human forms.
[10:51] Beelzebub
    Vania is also in charge of your meals.
[10:54] Vania
    Your meal today will have
    a focus on poultry!
[10:58] Vania
    The vegetables are carefully selected
    first-class products, as well.
[11:00] Vania
    Look forward to it!
[11:02] Falfa
    Wow, I can't wait!
[11:04] Beelzebub
    By the way, Vania, you will write
    a letter of apology later.
[11:08] Vania
    Oh, no! Please be lenient with me this time!
[11:13] Beelzebub
    No. You will write.
[11:17] Azusa
    Wow, what a view!
[11:20] Falfa
    The buildings all look so tiny!
[11:22] Shalsha
    It looks so boundless.
[11:24] Beelzebub
    I believe I've shown you everything now.
[11:27] Beelzebub
    If you need anything, just let Vania know.
[11:29] Azusa
    Thanks!
[11:31] Azusa
    But do we really deserve
    such a glamorous reception?
[11:34] Beelzebub
    Must you ask?
[11:36] Beelzebub
    That is just how incredible
    your accomplishment was.
[11:37] Falfa
    Shalsha, let's go look over there!
[11:39] Shalsha
    Okay.
[11:40] Beelzebub
    You ended a long-lasting
    conflict between Dragon clans.
[11:43] Beelzebub
    Your name will go down in history for that.
[11:46] Beelzebub
    Azusa, you can be a bit
    more proud of yourself.
[11:53] Azusa
    Well, I'll do my best not to
    embarrass us at the ceremony.
[11:58] Beelzebub
    You have no ambition, do you?
[12:02] Vania
    Everyone, thank you for waiting!
[12:05] Vania
    This is a salad made with
    twenty types of vegetables.
[12:07] Azusa
    Wow, high luxury right from the start!
[12:12] Azusa
    It's delicious!
[12:14] Azusa
    I've never tasted anything like it.
[12:16] Vania
    This is a potage made from mashed
    Northern thick-shelled beans.
[12:20] Vania
    Cockatrice eggs wrapped in lettuce.
[12:23] Vania
    An omelette made from Roc eggs.
[12:28] Halkara
    So light and runny!
[12:29] Azusa
    This might be the best egg
    dish I've ever tasted!
[12:34] Laika
    I never knew there was
    an omelette like this...
[12:37] Laika
    I still have much to learn!
[12:39] Beelzebub
    The difference in flavor is only natural.
[12:41] Beelzebub
    These ingredients are worth a
    thousand times more than yours.
[12:44] Laika
    A thousand... times...
[12:45] Beelzebub
    If she somehow made anything
    bad from these ingredients,
[12:48] Beelzebub
    Vania would have to write
    another apology letter.
[12:52] Vania
    I can't slack off at all when
    working under Lady Beelzebub...
[12:56] Beelzebub
    You're saying that after taking
    a bath while on the clock?!
[12:58] Azusa
    Vania, it really was delicious!
[13:01] SFX
    Klik-klak!
[13:03] Azusa
    The food was great,
    and the bath is fantastic.
[13:07] Azusa
    I was a little nervous about
    going to the land of the demons,
[13:10] Azusa
    but I guess there was no need to worry.
[13:13] Halkara
    I'm beginning to feel that way, too.
[13:15] Halkara
    I think this might turn out to be a
    nice trip with no problems at all.
[13:20] Azusa
    Cut it out.
[13:21] Azusa
    When you say stuff like that,
    it feels like another flag.
[13:25] Halkara
    Come on, that's not true!
[13:45] Rosalie
    We're flying over an empty wilderness.
[13:47] Rosalie
    The Demon Realm's still a ways off, I guess.
[13:51] Rosalie
    The stars are so close.
[13:53] Rosalie
    Even up this high, I'm still
    nowhere near Heaven...
[13:58] Halkara
    Huh?
[14:00] Rosalie
    Hey, Sister Halkara.
[14:02] Halkara
    I woke up for some reason,
    so I thought I'd take a bath.
[14:06] Rosalie
    You're headed in the wrong direction.
[14:09] Halkara
    I was so sleepy, I made a mistake.
[14:12] Halkara
    And what are you up to?
[14:14] Rosalie
    Just checking out the scenery.
[14:16] Halkara
    There's nothing to see at all, is there?
[14:19] Rosalie
    It's still totally new to me.
[14:22] Rosalie
    If I'd stayed a bound spirit, I never
    would've been able to see this!
[14:26] Halkara
    That makes sense.
[14:28] Rosalie
    And it's all because you made
    that building your factory!
[14:32] Rosalie
    I can't thank you and Sister enough!
[14:36] Rosalie
    I swear I'll repay this debt someday!
[14:39] Halkara
    Don't trouble yourself with that.
[14:42] Halkara
    There are no debts between us.
[14:44] Halkara
    We're family now, after all.
[14:48] Halkara
    I'm sure Master would
    tell you the same thing.
[14:54] Halkara
    Well, I'm going to the bath now.
[15:01] Rosalie
    I feel as warm as if I'd just
    been in the bath, too, Sister.
[15:11] Falfa
    Morning, Mama!
[15:12] Azusa
    Morning. You two are up early.
[15:16] Azusa
    Wait, where's Halkara, anyway?
[15:19] Shalsha
    She wasn't there when we got up.
[15:21] Rosalie
    Sister Halkara came out in the middle of the
    night saying she was gonna take a bath.
[15:25] Rosalie
    You don't think...
[15:26] Azusa
    The middle of the night...
[15:27] Laika
    A bath?
[15:30] Azusa
    Halkara!
[15:31] Laika
    What did I tell you?!
[15:33] SFX
    Slither, slither.
[15:33] Halkara
    Good morning.
[15:35] Halkara
    I was so sleepy, I fell under the bed.
[15:39] Beelzebub
    Everyone awake? We're about
    to enter the Demon Realm.
[15:42] Azusa
    Thank goodness!
[15:44] Laika
    I didn't know what we'd do!
[15:46] Beelzebub
    What happened here?
[15:46] Halkara
    What do you mean?
[15:51] Beelzebub
    Do you see that?
[15:52] Beelzebub
    The giant fortress city in the distance
    is the royal capital Vanzeld.
[15:58] Beelzebub
    You lot will first visit the
    palace to meet the Demon King.
[16:02] Azusa
    Huh?
[16:03] Beelzebub
    After that... let's see...
[16:05] Beelzebub
    The ceremony is tomorrow, so I
    could show you around the capital.
[16:09] Azusa
    Um, Beelzebub? What did you just say?
[16:12] Beelzebub
    I said I could show you around the capital.
[16:14] Azusa
    Before that!
[16:16] Beelzebub
    Oh, about the Demon King?
[16:18] All
    What?!
[16:20] All
    Demon King?!
SIGN    Fortress City Vanzeld - Castle Town
[16:29] Beelzebub
    There are many different races of demons.
[16:32] Beelzebub
    Some are just like humans.
[16:34] Beelzebub
    Some are similar to animals.
[16:36] Beelzebub
    They come in many shapes and sizes.
SIGN    Vanzeld Castle
[16:39] Beelzebub
    We'll walk from here.
[16:40] Beelzebub
    Don't worry about your things.
    Vania will carry them in later.
[16:44] Azusa
    Um, Beelzebub...
[16:46] Azusa
    Do we absolutely have
    to meet the Demon King?
[16:50] Beelzebub
    Of course you do.
[16:51] Beelzebub
    The Demon Medal of Honor is awarded
    by the head of the state.
[16:54] Beelzebub
    Better to have your first audience
    beforehand than at the ceremony, right?
[16:59] Laika
    Listen to me, Halkara!
    Please try not to do anything silly!
[17:02] Halkara
    I know. If I do, I'll probably be killed.
[17:07] Halkara
    They'll skin me and then
    throw me into the fire!
[17:11] Beelzebub
    No one's going to do that!
[17:13] Beelzebub
    If you insult our king,
    I'll throw you into the fire!
[17:17] Halkara
    I'm dead either way!
[17:20] Falfa
    It's like a maze!
[17:22] Beelzebub
    It's to confuse any enemies that
    attack, so they can be eliminated.
[17:25] Beelzebub
    A relic of the old days.
[17:27] Azusa
    That's so demon-like.
[17:29] Halkara
    Um, excuse me...
[17:31] Halkara
    Can I just fake illness
    for the rest of the day?
[17:34] Halkara
    Actually, my stomach really
    is starting to hurt...
[17:37] Beelzebub
    Only because of all the walking.
[17:39] Beelzebub
    Look, we're almost there.
[17:44] Beelzebub
    The Demon King's chamber
    is beyond this door.
[17:47] Rosalie
    It's huge...
[17:48] Azusa
    Everyone, remember your manners.
[17:50] Beelzebub
    No need to worry.
[17:52] Beelzebub
    The Demon King is a friendly sort.
[17:54] Beelzebub
    You can just act as you always do.
[17:57] Halkara
    But, Beelzebub,
[17:59] Halkara
    no matter how careful I am,
    I usually mess things up regardless...
[18:04] Beelzebub
    Our king is big-hearted enough to
    forgive even someone like you.
[18:08] Beelzebub
    Let us pass.
[18:09] Guard
    Ma'am!
[18:21] Pecora
    Hi!
[18:23] Pecora
    Welcome to Vanzeld Castle!
[18:26] Azusa
    Um... Hi?
[18:29] Pecora
    You're Azusa, the Witch
    of the Highlands, right?
[18:32] Azusa
    Yes...
[18:33] Pecora
    It's really you!
[18:34] Pecora
    Please shake my hand!
[18:36] Azusa
    Okay...
[18:38] Halkara
    Master, if we stand around here talking
[18:41] Halkara
    and keep the Demon King waiting,
    it'll make a bad impression.
[18:45] Pecora
    You must be Halkara, right?
[18:48] Pecora
    I drink Nutri-Spirit all the time!
[18:50] Pecora
    Please shake my hand!
[18:53] Halkara
    Ouch! That hurts!
    Your grip is much too strong!
[18:57] Pecora
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[18:58] Pecora
    Here! Healing magic!
[19:00] Halkara
    Oh, thank you...
[19:04] Halkara
    Um, I'm sorry, but could you
    go elsewhere for a while?
[19:09] Halkara
    We need to go and meet the Demon King.
[19:13] Halkara
    We don't want him to say,
    "You're late! Off with the elf's head!"
[19:18] Pecora
    Aw, the Demon King wouldn't
    say anything that mean.
[19:21] Halkara
    Oh, but you don't know that for sure!
[19:24] Halkara
    Friendly or not, his values may
    be very different from ours.
[19:28] Halkara
    I must demonstrate proper manners
    and hide my true nature to be safe.
[19:33] Halkara
    I hope I can manage to fool him...
[19:35] Pecora
    You want to fool the Demon King?
[19:37] Halkara
    Not out of malice, of course!
[19:39] Halkara
    But that's an important part of
    interpersonal relationships!
[19:44] Azusa
    Um... Beelzebub?
[19:46] Azusa
    There's no one on the throne.
    Where is the Demon King?
[19:49] Beelzebub
    Hm? Right in front of you, obviously.
[19:58] Pecora
    I'm the Demon King, Provat Pecora Allières.
[20:01] Pecora
    I don't like towering over
    people when I meet them,
[20:05] Pecora
    so I came down here to wait for you!
[20:06] Azusa
    Right, of course...
[20:08] Halkara
    I'm so...
[20:10] Halkara
    so sorry!
[20:13] Halkara
    All that stuff about fooling you and
    hiding my nature was a figure of speech!
[20:17] Falfa
    Are you okay, Halkara?
[20:19] Falfa
    You said you wanted to fake sick,
    but does your stomach hurt for real?
[20:23] Shalsha
    Illnesses start within.
[20:25] Shalsha
    It's possible she was focusing so much
    on faking sick that she really got sick.
[20:30] Azusa
    Cut her some slack!
[20:31] Pecora
    Wow, you were actually thinking about that?
[20:35] Halkara
    No... I was only worried that
    I'd make some silly mistake,
[20:39] Halkara
    King Plot Pecona Alias...
[20:41] Beelzebub
    It's King Provat Pecora Allières.
[20:44] Halkara
    Gulp!
[20:45] Laika
    Lady Azusa! She keeps piling on
    more and more rude blunders!
[20:50] Azusa
    Yes, I know...
[20:53] Pecora
    There's no need to bow to me.
[20:56] Pecora
    You're not one of my retainers.
[20:59] Pecora
    So long as there's life in me,
[21:01] Pecora
    I will never bring harm to any of you.
[21:05] Halkara
    Demon King...
[21:07] Pecora
    Please raise your head, Halkara.
[21:10] Halkara
    Right! Understood!
[21:13] SFX
    Click.
[21:14] SFX
    Click.
[21:15] SFX
    Click.
[21:16] SFX
    Click.
[21:25] Beelzebub
    My Demon King! Please stay with me!
[21:28] SFX
    Pecoraaaa...
[21:30] Rosalie
    Her spirit's flown out of her! This is bad!
[21:33] Pecora
    Hallll...
[21:34] Laika
    Halkara! I can't believe you!
[21:35] Guard
    She's unconscious!
[21:36] Guard
    Get her to the doctor!
[21:38] Shalsha
    I don't know much about demon laws,
[21:41] Shalsha
    but in human law, anyone who harms
    royalty is usually executed.
[21:49] Azusa
    Um... Beelzebub?
[21:51] Beelzebub
    If I'd known she would do this,
    I would've let her fake being sick.
[21:56] Beelzebub
    Halkara...
[21:58] Beelzebub
    will be executed.

Season 1

E7 - We Beat Up a Demon King

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[00:01] Beelzebub
    Halkara will most likely be executed.
[00:04] Beelzebub
    Per the law, she will be impaled
    and then burned alive.
[00:07] Beelzebub
    In the worst case, the elf village
    in her homeland may be destroyed.
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
    and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN    We Beat Up a Demon King
SIGN    We Beat Up a Demon King
[01:47] Laika
    We might all be executed, not just Halkara.
[01:51] Shalsha
    What she did would warrant that.
[01:54] Falfa
    I don't wanna die!
[01:57] Beelzebub
    There's just one way to save her.
[02:00] (Flashback) Beelzebub
    Only the Demon King has the
    authority to overturn a law.
[02:05] (Flashback) Beelzebub
    If the Demon King awakens before
    the execution is carried out...
[02:11] Azusa
    Everyone, listen!
[02:16] Falfa
    I got us a hot water pot and a tea set!
[02:19] Azusa
    Thanks.
[02:20] Shalsha
    The guards look scary,
    but they were very nice.
[02:24] Azusa
    Sister, you were right!
[02:26] Azusa
    There's a garden where they grow
    a bunch of different plants!
[02:29] Azusa
    Excellent! Now if I can
    just get some herbs—
[02:32] Laika
    I'll go get them!
[02:34] Azusa
    But if someone sees you...
[02:36] Laika
    No need to worry!
[02:38] Laika
    I can also take this form!
[02:42] Azusa
    What in all hell...
[02:44] Azusa
    You're so cute!
[02:45] Laika
    U-Um, Lady Azusa...
[02:45] SFX
    Squeeze!
[02:47] Laika
    This isn't so bad every now
    and then, but still...
[02:50] Laika
    Anyway, I'm going now!
[02:50] SFX
    Flap, flap, flap...
[02:53] SFX
    Flap, flap, flap...
[02:53] Laika
    I'm back!
[02:54] SFX
    Plink. Plonk.
[02:55] SFX
    Plop. Plop. Plop.
[03:02] Azusa
    It's done!
[03:03] Laika
    Lady Azusa... what is it?
[03:06] Azusa
    An analeptic.
[03:07] Azusa
    It's just incredibly bitter
    and hard-hitting, though.
[03:11] Azusa
    But it's so bitter, I'm sure
    it'll awaken the Demon King.
[03:17] Azusa
    Vania?
[03:19] Vania
    Lady Beelzebub ordered me
    to bring this to you...
[03:25] Vania
    The Demon King rests in this first-aid room.
[03:28] Azusa
    But the question is how to get there...
[03:31] Vania
    Lady Beelzebub has a plan for that.
[03:37] SFX
    Sparkle!
[03:41] Azusa
    This is like some kind of lame comedy skit!
[03:42] SFX
    Rumble, rumble...
[03:44] Azusa
    Take this seriously!
[03:46] Vania
    I-I am serious!
[03:46] SFX
    Flail, flail, flail...
[03:48] Vania
    The current crisis has the
    whole castle in a panic!
[03:50] Vania
    I'm sure no one's paid attention
    to the identity of the doctor!
[03:53] Azusa
    Really, though?
[03:54] Vania
    I will guide you through
    the rest personally!
[03:58] Azusa
    Well, okay.
[03:59] Azusa
    I'll do what I can.
[04:02] Falfa
    Mama...
[04:03] Shalsha
    Best of luck.
[04:05] Azusa
    Yep.
[04:07] SFX
    Zoom!
[04:10] Azusa
    If we're found out,
    won't you get caught, too?
[04:14] Vania
    Yes...
[04:15] Vania
    I don't even fully understand how this
    turned into such a serious matter...
[04:21] Vania
    But Lady Beelzebub gave me
    orders, so I have no choice...
[04:25] Azusa
    Sorry.
[04:28] Demon A
    Who are you?
[04:29] Vania
    I am Vania, a servant of Lady Beelzebub.
[04:32] Vania
    I've brought the doctor.
[04:34] Demon B
    Wait.
[04:35] Demon B
    I have not received any reports
    of Beelzebub summoning anyone.
[04:39] Demon B
    I already know the doctor's name.
[04:42] Demon B
    What is your name?
[04:44] Vania
    H-H-H-Her name is... A-Azu...
[04:48] Vania
    Pero... Poro...
[04:50] Azusa
    We're dead!
[04:51] Azusa
    Beelzebub!
[04:53] Azusa
    You're ignoring us?!
[04:54] Demon A
    Something doesn't smell right.
[04:56] Demon A
    And what's with those horns?
    Did you just stick them on?
[05:00] Demon A
    Let me check for myself.
[05:02] Azusa
    You leave me no choice.
[05:05] Azusa
    I am Azusa, the Witch of the Highlands!
[05:08] Azusa
    I will awaken the Demon King right away!
[05:10] Azusa
    Let me through!
[05:11] Demon A
    She's...
[05:12] Demon B
    A friend of the criminal!
[05:13] Demon C
    Get her!
[05:19] Azusa
    Yeah, I saw that coming.
[05:21] Azusa
    But for the sake of Halkara
    and the rest of my family,
[05:24] Azusa
    I can't just sit here and let you take me!
[05:31] Demon A
    Impossible!
[05:32] Demon B
    I-In a mere instant...
[05:33] Demon C
    Just what is this human?!
[05:35] Azusa
    Let me get to the Demon King!
[05:38] Demon A
    Defend to the last!
[05:39] Demon B
    You have permission to use magic!
[05:40] Demon C
    Fire!
[05:46] Azusa
    Really?
[05:48] Azusa
    That's all you've got?
[05:55] Beelzebub
    I never imagined it would turn out this way.
[06:00] Azusa
    I guess I went a little too far, huh?
[06:02] Beelzebub
    When you mean business, you could
    flatten an entire country.
[06:25] Azusa
    Y-You were awake?!
[06:28] Pecora
    I sensed that a ruffian was approaching,
[06:31] Pecora
    so I woke up instinctively.
[06:32] SFX
    Bwiiing...
[06:33] Azusa
    You're a Demon King, all right!
[06:35] Pecora
    What were you trying to get me to drink?
[06:37] Azusa
    I-It's just an analeptic!
[06:40] Azusa
    I was only trying to wake you up!
[06:43] Pecora
    It looks a lot like poison to me.
[06:45] Azusa
    It only looks like poison!
[06:47] Azusa
    If you drink it, you'll be like,
    "Augh, gross! But I want another!"
[06:51] Pecora
    Very well, Witch of the Highlands.
[06:53] Pecora
    If you wish to prove your innocence...
[06:56] Pecora
    then face me, Provat Pecora Allières,
[07:01] Pecora
    in a duel!
[07:03] Azusa
    Huh? Wh-What do you mean?
[07:06] Pecora
    If what you've said is true,
[07:09] Pecora
    then even if you win,
    you won't try to kill me.
[07:14] Azusa
    Oh, of course...
[07:15] Azusa
    I mean, I get the idea, but...
[07:17] Azusa
    That would only work if I won, right?
[07:21] Pecora
    If you lose, then it's over.
[07:24] Pecora
    Only the fact that the Demon King
    defeated an assassin will remain.
[07:28] Azusa
    I guess that means I have no choice, huh?
[07:35] Pecora
    Now, Witch of the Highlands...
[07:37] Pecora
    I will judge...
[07:39] Pecora
    just how powerful you are!
[07:41] Azusa
    Losing is not an option.
[07:43] Azusa
    All of our lives depend on this!
[07:52] Pecora
    Huh? I can't believe she evaded that...
[08:00] Azusa
    Well, I am level 99.
[08:14] Pecora
    Why don't you try attacking me a little?
[08:17] Pecora
    You'd better not drag your feet too long.
[08:19] Pecora
    Remember, that elf's life is on the line!
[08:24] Azusa
    That wasn't a very wise taunt, Demon King.
[08:35] Azusa
    When it comes to protecting my family...
[08:39] Azusa
    I'll show no hesitation!
[08:51] Azusa
    I'd say we're done here, wouldn't you?
[08:53] Pecora
    I only lost my balance, that's all.
[08:55] Azusa
    But I've already destroyed it.
[09:03] Azusa
    You can always train your body more,
[09:05] Azusa
    but you can only strengthen
    a weapon so much.
[09:11] Azusa
    Checkmate.
[09:13] Azusa
    Am I wrong, Demon King?
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes
    for 300 Years and
    Maxed Out My Level
[09:22] Azusa
    I do believe I've won, no?
[09:26] Azusa
    Are you going to do as I say?
[09:30] Pecora
    Yes.
[09:31] Azusa
    I want you to spare Halkara.
[09:34] Azusa
    She doesn't mean any harm.
    She's just a klutz.
[09:39] Azusa
    Uh... Demon King?
[09:41] Azusa
    Demon King?
[09:43] Pecora
    All right, Dear Sister.
[09:48] Azusa
    What? Dear Sister?
[09:50] Pecora
    I will obey your every order, Dear Sister.
[09:52] Azusa
    What kind of joke is this?
[09:54] Pecora
    For some time, I've wanted to live my life
    in reverence for one stronger than me.
[09:59] Pecora
    I thought you would be the
    perfect choice for that,
[10:02] Pecora
    so I took the liberty of testing you!
[10:04] Azusa
    What?!
[10:05] Pecora
    I'd like to respect and adore you for
    the rest of my life, Dear Sister!
[10:09] Azusa
    Um... I'm honored, really,
[10:12] Azusa
    but before any of that,
[10:13] Azusa
    could you please guarantee
    the safety of Halkara and the others?
[10:17] Pecora
    Please don't speak so politely to me.
[10:20] Pecora
    Say it like you're giving me an order!
[10:22] Pecora
    Oh, and with your hand on my face!
[10:26] Azusa
    Provat—
[10:26] Pecora
    Please, call me Pecora.
[10:31] SFX
    Touch.
[10:32] Azusa
    Pecora.
[10:33] Pecora
    D-Dear Sister, what are you doing?
[10:41] Azusa
    Pecora, you are to set Halkara free.
[10:46] Azusa
    Simple enough, yes?
[10:52] Pecora
    It has been proven that Halkara did
    not knock me out intentionally!
[10:56] Pecora
    She is to be set free!
[10:58] Pecora
    And treat all of Azusa's
    family with utmost care!
[11:01] Demons
    Understood!
[11:02] Beelzebub
    Well, I guess it all worked out...
[11:05] SFX
    Slither, slither, slither...
[11:05] Vania
    And our lives are saved, too.
[11:12] Beelzebub
    Sorry, but would you mind humoring her?
[11:20] Pecora
    Gulp, gulp.
[11:23] Pecora
    I never dreamed I'd get to enjoy
    tea like this with my dear sister!
[11:28] Pecora
    I'm so happy to have an older sister now!
[11:31] Pecora
    I had grown tired of making people serve me.
[11:34] Pecora
    Everyone automatically denigrates
    themselves before me.
[11:39] Azusa
    Well, you are the Demon King.
[11:41] Pecora
    When you slammed me against the
    wall, my heart skipped a beat!
[11:45] Pecora
    A woman with such a dignified
    expression as she gives me orders...
[11:48] Pecora
    My heart was simply pounding!
[11:51] SFX
    Drool...
[11:52] SFX
    Hmph.
[11:52] Pecora
    Beelzebub was a candidate
    to be my older sister, too,
[11:55] Pecora
    but she wouldn't scold me or anything!
[11:58] Azusa
    She seems like she'd be
    a better fit than me...
[12:00] Beelzebub
    Checkmate.
[12:02] Pecora
    If there's ever anything the demons
    can help you with, just ask!
[12:06] Pecora
    I'll do everything in my
    power for my dear sister!
[12:09] Azusa
    Thanks...
[12:11] Pecora
    Um, Dear Sister...
[12:14] Pecora
    There's one favor I'd like to ask of you.
[12:16] Azusa
    Uh... What is it?
[12:19] Pecora
    Would you please give
    me a kiss on the cheek?
[12:23] Azusa
    Huh?
[12:24] Pecora
    There's a scene in my favorite book
[12:26] Pecora
    where the older sister
    kisses her younger sister.
[12:29] Pecora
    I just love that so much,
[12:31] Pecora
    and I really want to experience it myself...
[12:34] Azusa
    Huh...
[12:35] Pecora
    And look, there's no one else around now.
[12:38] Azusa
    W-Wait a sec! A kiss?!
[12:40] Pecora
    People kiss members of their
    own families, don't they?
[12:43] Pecora
    It's just an extension of that!
[12:45] Azusa
    I'm not kissing you!
    I'll give you a hug, at most!
[12:48] Pecora
    You should!
[12:49] Pecora
    Especially for your little sister!
[12:50] Azusa
    O-Okay, fine!
[12:52] Azusa
    But only on your cheek, all right?
[12:55] Pecora
    Thank you so much, Dear Sister!
[13:02] Halkara
    I was genuinely scared, you know.
[13:08] Falfa
    That was a close one, huh?
[13:09] Shalsha
    Dangerously close.
[13:11] Azusa
    Keep your eyes closed, Pecora.
[13:15] Laika
    Please try to be a bit more careful.
[13:22] Laika
    I was so worried abo—
[13:25] Halkara
    Master and the Demon King
    are a c-c-c-c-coupl—
[13:31] Halkara
    Master... you're the type who
    falls in love with women?
[13:35] Halkara
    W-Well, um...
[13:36] Halkara
    You have my support!
[13:38] Azusa
    No!
[13:39] Azusa
    It's not like that! You've got it all wrong!
[13:41] Pecora
    You've intruded upon my precious
    time with my dear sister.
[13:45] Pecora
    Have you no tact whatsoever?!
[13:48] Pecora
    You won't get away with this!
[13:50] Pecora
    Execution!
[13:51] Halkara
    What?!
[13:52] Azusa
    Let her off the hook! I'll kiss you, okay?!
[13:55] Pecora
    No need anymore. The mood's already ruined.
[13:57] Pecora
    A kiss between sisters is a sacred
    ritual to deepen their bond.
[14:01] Pecora
    It's not a matter of merely
    touching with the lips.
[14:04] Azusa
    Sounds complicated...
[14:06] Falfa
    Mama, I don't think you've ever kissed me.
[14:10] Azusa
    Falfa...
[14:12] Azusa
    Come here.
[14:16] Azusa
    Smooch.
[14:21] Falfa
    Yay! Mama gave me a kiss!
[14:24] Falfa
    Yay! Yay! yay!
[14:24] Shalsha
    I want one, too.
[14:28] Azusa
    Smooch.
[14:30] Azusa
    You didn't like it?
[14:32] Shalsha
    I... did.
[14:34] Falfa
    Mama!
[14:35] Falfa
    I'll give you one, too!
[14:37] Shalsha
    Me, too.
[14:39] Both
    Mama... Smooch!
[14:42] Three
    Je t'aime...
[14:44] Azusa
    The rest of you get hugs!
[14:46] SFX
    Pout...
[14:46] SFX
    Squeeze.
[14:47] SFX
    Pat, pat.
[14:48] SFX
    Whoosh!
[14:50] Pecora
    Then, I want one, too!
[14:52] Azusa
    Okay, okay.
[14:55] Laika
    I think I might not be
    very fond of this one.
[14:57] Halkara
    If I had to say, I don't
    think she's my type, either.
[15:00] Halkara
    Spoiled girls like her need a
    taste of how harsh the world is.
[15:01] Pecora
    Oh, I almost forgot. Laika, right?
[15:05] Pecora
    There'll be a part of the ceremony
    tomorrow that might surprise you.
[15:11] Azusa
    Wow, there are so many people here!
[15:14] Beelzebub
    Even I was prepared to lose
    my head after all this.
[15:19] Vania
    So was I.
[15:20] Azusa
    Sorry about that.
[15:21] Halkara
    I'll be more careful from now on.
[15:24] Pecora
    Everyone, thank you for taking time from
    your busy schedules to attend today's ceremony.
[15:30] Pecora
    I'd like to get straight to the awarding
    of the Demon Medals of Honor in order.
[15:39] Pecora
    Next, the peace category.
[15:41] Pecora
    Azusa, the Witch of the Highlands,
[15:43] Pecora
    who halted the long-standing conflict
    between the Red Dragons and the Blue Dragons...
[15:47] Pecora
    and Laika the Red Dragon,
    if you would both step up.
[15:51] Laika
    What? Me, too?
[15:59] Azusa
    So this was the surprise
    you hinted at yesterday?
[16:04] Pecora
    I'd like to call one more to the stage:
    Flatorte, representing the Blue Dragons.
[16:10] Both
    Huh?!
[16:11] Pecora
    Flatorte has brought the Blue Dragons
    together to assure no further conflicts arise,
[16:16] Pecora
    which I believe is worthy of recognition.
[16:18] Flatorte
    I-It's been a while, Laika.
[16:21] Laika
    Yes, it has.
[16:23] Azusa
    You really seem to like surprising peopl—
[16:26] Pecora
    And now for the awards!
[16:28] Pecora
    There!
[16:29] SFX
    Toss!
[16:30] SFX
    Catch! Catch! Catch!
[16:31] Azusa
    Haphazard much?!
[16:33] Pecora
    This should go even further to ensure
    peace between the Dragon tribes.
[16:38] Pecora
    Surely there's no one who would
    start a fight now, is there?
[16:42] Flatorte
    I-I understand clearly.
[16:44] Flatorte
    The Blue Dragons won't do anything.
[16:47] Azusa
    After being forced to say that
    on a stage this prestigious,
[16:49] Azusa
    there's no way she'll break that treaty.
[16:51] Azusa
    Pecora, you actually thought this through.
[16:55] Pecora
    The demons themselves are
    a highly multiracial clan.
[16:58] Pecora
    The Demon King has to be a symbol
    of the harmony among them all.
[17:02] Flatorte
    Well, I'll just take my leave now.
[17:05] Flatorte
    I still have many things I need to do...
[17:08] Pecora
    Oh, I came up with a bit of an idea.
[17:10] Pecora
    I'd like you to demonstrate proof to my dear
    sister that the Blue Dragons won't rebel.
[17:16] Pecora
    I know! You should stroke Flatorte's horns!
[17:21] Flatorte
    N-Not my horns! Anything but my horns!
[17:24] Azusa
    Do you hate having your
    horns touched that much?
[17:24] Pecora
    I was a bit concerned my own
    cleansing wouldn't be enough...
[17:27] Laika
    It's a custom unique to the Blue Dragons.
[17:30] Laika
    Letting someone touch your horns
    means you submit to them completely.
[17:34] Pecora
    Would you rather have
    Laika touch them, then?
[17:36] Pecora
    That would give the Red Dragons
    total control over you.
[17:42] Azusa
    Well, it's all for the sake of peace.
[17:44] Azusa
    I guess I'll do it.
[17:46] Flatorte
    Have it your way!
[17:47] Flatorte
    Blast it all! I don't even care anymore!
[17:52] Azusa
    If you'll excuse me, then...
[18:00] Flatorte
    Honored ancestors...
[18:02] Flatorte
    I have been forced to submit to this witch.
[18:06] Flatorte
    Please forgive me for bringing
    such shame upon myself.
[18:09] Azusa
    That's being a bit dramatic...
[18:11] Pecora
    This concludes the awarding ceremony!
[18:20] Fatla
    I, Fatla, will be your attendant
    for the return trip.
[18:25] Fatla
    I am the one you rode to the Demon Realm.
[18:28] Azusa
    Oh! Thanks for that!
[18:31] Fatla
    My younger sister, Vania,
    will be your transport now.
[18:34] Fatla
    Unfortunately...
[18:35] Azusa
    Incidentally... how long
    are you going to be here?
[18:39] Flatorte
    Now that I have sworn submission
    to the Witch of the Highlands,
[18:41] Flatorte
    I cannot leave my mistress's
    side for even a moment.
[18:45] Azusa
    Wait, you're coming home with us?!
[18:47] Flatorte
    Correct.
[18:48] Laika
    Lady Azusa!
[18:49] Laika
    Our house in the highlands
    doesn't need two dragons!
[18:52] Laika
    Please order Flatorte to
    return to her homeland!
[18:55] Flatorte
    Our customs demand that I
    kill myself if I leave her.
[18:58] Flatorte
    I must protect my mistress,
    wherever she goes.
[19:01] Azusa
    Their customs are hardcore!
[19:03] Azusa
    Pecora, you knew all this
    when you made me touch her!
[19:06] Azusa
    That damn demon!
[19:07] Fatla
    Everyone, I've brought some honey wa...ter?!
[19:14] Fatla
    I-I'm so sorry!
[19:16] Azusa
    Wh-What was that shaking?!
[19:18] Fatla
    It was Vania. She must have recalled
    something that made her laugh again.
[19:21] Vania
    This is Vania, your driver.
[19:24] Vania
    I'm very sorry about that.
[19:26] Vania
    I just remembered a joke
[19:27] Vania
    from a comedy I saw two years ago...
[19:30] Fatla
    Moron!
[19:31] Azusa
    Flatorte...
[19:32] Flatorte
    So long as I live, I will
    protect you, Mistress.
[19:37] Azusa
    Fatla, is it okay if I use the bath?
[19:42] Azusa
    Hey... Don't you think that custom about
    total submission is kinda unreasonable?
[19:47] Flatorte
    We Blue Dragons swore lifelong submission
    to a dragon knight who overpowered us.
[19:54] Flatorte
    To the strong go all spoils,
    and the master's orders are absolute.
[19:57] Flatorte
    These are my tribe's values.
[20:00] Azusa
    Then if I ordered you to die, would you?
[20:04] Flatorte
    If you so ordered it, I would.
[20:05] Flatorte
    That is the pride of the Blue Dragons.
[20:10] Azusa
    Okay.
[20:11] Azusa
    Flatorte, I have one order for you.
[20:15] Azusa
    Once we reach the house in the highlands,
[20:17] Azusa
    you are to think for yourself and act of
    your own will, without awaiting my orders.
[20:21] Azusa
    Throw away all thoughts of
    submission and live freely.
[20:24] Flatorte
    But then... I wouldn't know how to live...
[20:30] Azusa
    My orders are absolute, aren't they?
[20:33] Azusa
    So obey my order.
[20:35] Azusa
    I'll give you all the advice you need.
[20:37] Azusa
    If you're wrong, I'll let you know.
[20:39] Azusa
    But you have to live independently.
[20:42] Azusa
    You're free!
[20:44] Flatorte
    Mistress...
[20:46] Flatorte
    That order is contradictory.
[20:48] Azusa
    That doesn't matter. I'm your mistress.
[20:52] Flatorte
    Mistress...
[20:55] Flatorte
    Before we return to the others,
    can I ask you to do one thing?
[21:03] Azusa
    Uh... So you just want me to
    pet your head and horns now?
[21:07] Flatorte
    Yes.
[21:09] Azusa
    Well, okay.
[21:12] Flatorte
    Ah... I belong to you, my mistress...
[21:17] Azusa
    She spent all those years trying her
    hardest to be the Blue Dragons' leader.
[21:18] Flatorte
    Mistress...
[21:21] Flatorte
    Mistress...
[21:21] Azusa
    She couldn't show any
    weakness or rely on anyone.
[21:24] Flatorte
    Mama...
[21:26] Azusa
    Mama?
[21:27] Laika
    You're bothering Lady Azusa.
[21:30] Laika
    It's time for you to move.
[21:32] Flatorte
    Laika!
[21:33] Flatorte
    Why did you have to butt in?!
[21:35] Laika
    You were doing something weird,
    so I stopped you! That's all!
[21:38] Flatorte
    You Red Dragons are always
    doing such silly things!
[21:40] Flatorte
    What do you mean, "weird"?!
[21:42] Laika
    Lying in her lap while she
    petted you made me env—
[21:45] Laika
    I mean, made you seem like a dog!
[21:47] Flatorte
    I am not a dog!
[21:47] SFX
    Woof!
[21:48] Flatorte
    I am a free, obedient Dragon who
    gives her all for her mistress!
[21:54] Azusa
    Thus our excursion to the
    land of the demons ended,
[21:57] Azusa
    and we finally began our trip home...
[22:01] Azusa
    But our family gained
    yet another new member.
[22:05] Azusa
    Seems like things are about to get hectic...

Season 1

E8 - A Fake Witch of the Highlands Appeared

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[00:11] Azusa
    What a refreshing morning.
    The weather's so nice.
[00:15] Azusa
    Today should be another peaceful day...
[00:17] Flatorte
    It appears you and I must settle our score!
[00:20] Laika
    Fine by me!
[00:23] Flatorte
    I challenge you to a duel!
[00:25] Laika
    Very well!
[00:26] Laika
    I haven't trained my body to be so weak
    as to lose to the likes of a Blue Dragon!
[00:30] Flatorte
    What did you say?!
[00:31] Laika
    What was that?!
[00:32] Azusa
    Stop!
[00:34] Azusa
    What's all the fuss so early in the morning?
[00:37] Both
    Lady Azusa! Whose cookies taste better?
[00:40] Azusa
    Huh?
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
    and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN    A Fake Witch of the Highlands Appeared
SIGN    A Fake Witch of the Highlands Appeared
[02:17] Rosalie
    Basically, since Sister Flatorte came along,
[02:21] Rosalie
    the two of them have been arguing nonstop,
[02:24] Rosalie
    but since they swore before the
    Demon King to stop fighting,
[02:26] Rosalie
    they can't fight with their fists,
[02:29] Rosalie
    so they had a cookie-baking contest
[02:31] Rosalie
    as a way to resolve their
    disagreement peacefully.
[02:34] SFX
    Pop!
[02:35] Both
    Whose is it?!
[02:36] Azusa
    My judgment is...
[02:38] SFX
    Pop!
[02:40] SFX
    Pop! Pop!
[02:42] Azusa
    They're both delicious, so you both win!
[02:44] Laika
    Lady Azusa, that's not good enough!
[02:47] Flatorte
    We need you to judge us without mercy!
[02:50] Azusa
    Yeah, but...
[02:50] Halkara
    Those two are awfully heated
    today, aren't they?
[02:53] Falfa
    We know why!
[02:55] Falfa
    Because they haven't eaten any meat!
[02:57] Shalsha
    Dragons are carnivores.
[02:59] Shalsha
    They were complaining that they
    haven't had fresh meat in a while.
[03:03] Halkara
    Meat, huh?
[03:09] Natalie
    Good morning.
[03:11] Azusa
    It's unusual for you to drop by, Natalie.
[03:14] Azusa
    What's up?
[03:16] Natalie
    Well, it seems there's been an outbreak
    of longhammer boars in Nilka Forest.
[03:22] Azusa
    Longhammer boars?
[03:24] Natalie
    This is the request.
[03:26] Natalie
    They're very vicious beasts, so local
    adventurers can't handle them,
[03:30] Natalie
    and they hoped the Witch of the
    Highlands would take care of it.
[03:33] Azusa
    Hmm... Getting rid of monsters, huh?
[03:37] Azusa
    I have plenty of magic
    stones already, though.
[03:39] Natalie
    Longhammer boars are wild
    animals, not monsters.
[03:43] Natalie
    They won't give you magic stones.
[03:46] Natalie
    If you kill one, you'll only
    get a lump of boar meat.
[03:48] Both
    Meat?!
[03:49] Laika
    Lady Azusa! Let's leave at once!
[03:52] Flatorte
    We have to do this!
[03:53] Azusa
    What's gotten into you two?
[03:56] Halkara
    Master, it seems the two of
    them are starved for meat.
[04:00] Azusa
    Ah, so that's it.
[04:03] Azusa
    Well, I don't want them starting
    up weird contests again, so...
[04:06] Azusa
    Okay, let's go beat up some boars.
[04:09] Laika
    I will make preparations right away!
[04:11] Flatorte
    There's no time to waste!
[04:14] SFX
    Zoom!
SIGN    Nilka Forest
[04:17] Flatorta
    Meat! Meat! Time for some meat!
[04:21] Flatorte
    Meat juices overflowing! Meat juices flying!
[04:25] Flatorte
    So much, you can drink it!
[04:27] Laika
    The path is awfully steep.
[04:29] Azusa
    Yeah, maybe being such a tough trip for
    humans makes it safer for the boars.
[04:35] Azusa
    We were right to leave Halkara
    at home with Falfa and Shalsha.
[04:39] Azusa
    She'd fall for sure.
[04:41] Rosalie
    Sister!
[04:43] Rosalie
    If you keep going straight,
[04:45] Rosalie
    the path slopes down into a
    river through the valley.
[04:47] Rosalie
    I saw about fifteen boars there.
[04:51] Azusa
    Thanks, Rosalie.
[04:52] SFX
    Slide...
[04:53] Flatorte
    Fifteen?!
[04:55] Flatorte
    It's a mountain of food! Let's go eat!
[04:59] Raika
    Wait! If you actually go straight...
[05:03] Flatorte
    I got stuck in tree branches.
[05:06] Laika
    I tried to tell you.
[05:08] Azusa
    Of course your clothes would catch on
    branches if you go the same way Rosalie did.
[05:14] Flatorte
    I don't wear clothes when in dragon form,
[05:17] Flatorte
    so I never got used to them.
[05:20] Flatorte
    So...
[05:21] Flatorte
    If they're in the way, they can get lost!
[05:24] Azusa
    Whoa!
[05:25] Azusa
    What are you doing?!
[05:26] Laika
    Have you lost your mind?!
[05:28] Flatorte
    This is what freedom is! Freedom!
[05:31] Flatorte
    Flatorte is free!
[05:37] Azusa
    Then again...
[05:38] Azusa
    No one's around, so I guess it's okay.
[05:41] Flatorte
    Sniffle, sniffle...
[05:44] Flatorte
    There were people at the
    river, and they saw me.
[05:46] Azusa
    They didn't do anything bad, did they?
[05:49] Flatorte
    They seemed to be female, so it was fine.
[05:52] Laika
    Honestly... Here.
[05:54] Flatorte
    Thanks. I owe you.
[05:57] Laika
    All you owe me is to put on your clothes.
[06:00] Flatorte
    There! All good now!
[06:03] Flatorte
    I'm going back!
[06:05] Both
    Why?!
[06:06] Rosalie
    Yikes.
[06:07] Azusa
    Laika, we're going after her!
[06:10] Azusa
    They're gonna think we're
    a group of streakers!
[06:13] Laika
    Yes! She'll bring shame to all Dragons!
[06:15] Flatorte
    Stop!
[06:20] Rosalie
    Sister Flatorte!
[06:22] Rosalie
    Are you okay?
[06:23] Azusa
    What happened?
[06:25] Flatorte
    Give that back!
[06:31] SFX
    Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle...
[06:36] SFX
    Splish.
[06:37] Flatorte
    It's floating away!
[06:39] Laika
    What in the world is she doing?
[06:41] Azusa
    No idea.
[06:45] Flatorte
    I can't make the trip back
    if I don't have those!
[06:50] SFX
    Splish.
[06:52] Flatorte
    My clothes are floating away, too!
[06:55] Azusa
    Think about the direction
    you kick things in.
[06:58] Rosalie
    Well, it's not like she's lost everything.
[07:01] Flatorte
    Forget it!
[07:03] Flatorte
    All right, boars.
[07:04] Flatorte
    If you're naked, the great
    Flatorte will fight naked, too!
[07:10] Flatorte
    That's what you call taking
    a fight seriously!
[07:15] Azusa
    Wha—
[07:18] Azusa
    Well, that's it! We have to help her!
[07:20] Laika
    Understood!
[07:22] Rosalie
    Got it!
[07:37] Azusa
    I think it's ready now.
[07:45] Azusa
    Nice! This is great!
[07:47] Azusa
    Salt is really all it needs!
[07:50] Rosalie
    Hear that, you two?
[07:52] Flatorte
    Now, this is what I call a meal!
[07:54] Laika
    I feel energy welling up throughout my body!
[07:57] Rosalie
    You have some impressive appetites...
[07:59] Beelzebub
    What are you lot up to?
[08:01] Azusa
    Beelzebub!
[08:02] Flatorte
    Hey! My clothes!
[08:06] Vania
    They came floating downstream while
    we were investigating the area.
[08:09] Vania
    We thought they must belong to the naked
    person we saw earlier, so we picked them up.
[08:14] Vania
    I see that person was you, Flatorte.
[08:16] Flatorte
    You saved me! Thank you!
[08:19] Laika
    Beelzebub, what were you investigating?
[08:22] Beelzebub
    Well, we heard the rumor
    about the longhammer boars,
[08:26] Beelzebub
    so we came to gather some
    food for the Demon Realm...
[08:29] Beelzebub
    But it appears you saved us the time.
[08:31] Beelzebub
    Since we're here, perhaps
    we'll help ourselves, too.
[08:35] Vania
    In that case...
[08:37] SFX
    Glint.
[08:37] SFX
    Slice!
[08:38] Vania
    I will prepare the finest wild
    game dishes you've ever had!
[08:42] Vania
    I'll make sure there's plenty for everyone!
[08:44] Laika
    Lady Azusa!
[08:46] Azusa
    Yeah!
[08:47] Azusa
    Let's get the whole gang here!
[09:06] Azusa
    A lot of crazy stuff happened,
[09:08] Azusa
    but in the end, it was a good day.
[09:22] Azusa
    So, you got to eat plenty of meat.
[09:25] Azusa
    Do you feel better?
[09:26] Laika
    Yes. I'm sorry you had to see
    us in that shameful state.
[09:29] Flatorte
    The thought of a reward
    made us a bit overzealous.
[09:33] Azusa
    A reward?
[09:35] Laika
    The truth is... the two of us had
    decided on a reward for that contest.
[09:41] Laika
    The winner would get to sleep
    beside you for one night.
[09:45] Azusa
    This is news to me!
[09:50] Azusa
    Sleeping like this makes it feel
    like we're all sisters, huh?
[09:54] Azusa
    Based on our heights, I'm the oldest sister,
[09:57] Azusa
    Flatorte's in the middle,
    and Laika's the youngest.
[10:00] Azusa
    You two had better get along. Understood?
[10:03] Flatorte
    Understood, Mistress.
[10:05] Laika
    I will do as you say, Lady Azusa.
[10:08] Azusa
    Okay, let's sleep together tonight.
[10:10] Both
    Yes!
[10:21] Laika
    I'm the one who brought this back!
[10:23] Flatorte
    Don't be so stubborn.
[10:25] Flatorte
    I'm so hungry, I can't sleep!
[10:27] Laika
    That goes for me, too!
[10:32] Azusa
    You two...
[10:35] Laika
    Uh...
[10:36] Flatorte
    Indeed...
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes
    for 300 Years and
    Maxed Out My Level
SIGN    Halkara Pharmaceuticals Nascúte Factory
[10:52] Azusa
    Time for a little break.
[10:55] Old Lady 1
    You've been working hard, Azusa.
[10:57] Old Lady 2
    You have a knack for this.
[10:59] Azusa
    Thank you for saying so.
[11:03] Azusa
    I thought I'd work here to kill
    some time since Halkara asked,
[11:06] Azusa
    but doing this sort of work like
    a normal girl isn't so bad.
[11:10] Old Lady 1
    Did you hear? They say the Witch
    of the Highlands showed up again.
[11:15] Old Lady 2
    Oh, yeah.
[11:17] Old Lady 2
    I heard she's traveling around the
    world helping people in trouble.
[11:21] Old Lady 2
    The Witch of the Highlands
    is such a virtuous person.
[11:25] Azusa
    Say what?
[11:27] Azusa
    So on that note...
[11:29] Azusa
    There's a fake me out there!
[11:31] SFX
    Pung!
[11:31] Laika
    That's unforgivable!
[11:32] SFX
    Pang!
[11:33] Rosalie
    Let's pulverize 'em!
[11:34] SFX
    Pong!
[11:34] Flatorte
    We'll tear them limb from limb!
[11:35] SFX
    Peng!
[11:36] Halkara
    Let's get them to work at the factory!
[11:37] SFX
    Ping!
[11:37] Shalsha
    Let's sue.
[11:38] Shalsha
    If precedent is followed,
    they'll get, at least, five years.
[11:41] SFX
    Po-pong!
[11:42] Falfa
    There's only one of our Mama!
[11:44] Azusa
    Right... some of you said
    some scary things, but...
[11:47] Azusa
    I just want them to realize
    what they're doing is wrong.
[11:49] Azusa
    We'll start gathering
    information right away.
[11:52] Azusa
    We're going to split up
[11:54] Azusa
    so we can all search in every direction!
SIGN    A Town in the West
[11:57] SFX
    Zoom...
[11:59] Azusa
    This is a pretty big town.
[12:01] Azusa
    It should be easy to get information here.
[12:07] Azusa
    Huh... Is there some kind of event going on?
[12:10] Laika
    Lady Azusa, if we're gathering information,
[12:13] Laika
    perhaps a bar is the best place to start?
[12:20] Laika
    Lady Azusa!
[12:21] Azusa
    Don't worry.
[12:22] Owner
    Hi there.
[12:24] Owner
    Welcome to our public bar,
    A Pig Would Be Far More Useful Than You.
[12:30] Azusa
    There's no way this is a "public" bar!
[12:32] Laika
    That name is far too eccentric!
[12:34] Customer 1
    Yo, miss, I need a refill.
[12:37] Owner
    Shut up.
[12:38] Owner
    If you're hungry, get your own food, pig.
[12:41] SFX
    Oink...
[12:43] Both
    Huh?
[12:44] Owner
    This bar was once in danger of going
    under because of its poor service,
[12:49] Owner
    but it's turned around.
[12:50] Owner
    We turned our crude treatment
    of customers into a theme,
[12:53] Owner
    and business boomed instantly.
[12:55] Owner
    A change in perspective led us to victory.
[12:57] Azusa
    That's too drastic a change!
[12:59] Owner
    So, are you two pigs?
[13:02] Azusa
    That's a question I never
    thought I'd be asked.
[13:06] Owner
    Looking for part-time work, then?
[13:09] Laika
    I'd rather die than work
    at a place like this!
[13:12] Azusa
    There's actually something
    we'd like to ask you.
[13:14] Azusa
    We want to know about the
    Witch of the Highlands.
[13:17] Owner
    I see. Information, is it?
[13:19] Owner
    I did hear a little tidbit about the
    Witch of the Highlands recently.
[13:24] Azusa
    What? Really?
[13:25] Owner
    If you want me to tell you,
[13:27] Owner
    why don't you try throwing some
    insults at those boys over there?
[13:31] Owner
    I'd appreciate it even more if you'd look
    at them with dismay and displeasure,
[13:36] Owner
    as if you were looking at something filthy.
[13:37] Azusa
    What the hell kind of bar did we walk into?
[13:40] Laika
    Let's leave, Lady Azusa.
[13:43] Azusa
    If it'll get us information, though...
[13:45] Customer 2
    Hey, miss, I want to order something else.
[13:49] Azusa
    Could you keep your
    booze-reeking mouth shut?
[13:52] Azusa
    It's rotting my ears.
[13:53] SFX
    Oink, oink!
[13:55] Laika
    Lady Azusa?
[13:57] Customer 3
    Hey, miss, what about me?
[13:59] Azusa
    One more word, and I'll kick you.
[14:01] SFX
    Oink!
[14:02] Customer 4
    Maybe I'll order the expensive booze!
[14:05] Azusa
    I think whatever's in the horse's water
    bucket should be plenty for you.
[14:08] SFX
    Oink!
[14:09] Customer 5
    Hey, miss! Smile for me!
[14:11] Azusa
    Excuse me? Who said you
    could give me orders?
[14:15] SFX
    Oink!
[14:15] Customer 3
    Verbal abuse is the best!
[14:18] Customer 4
    It was worth walking
    three hours to get here!
[14:20] Customer 5
    I'm getting chills...
[14:22] Laika
    Lady Azusa, would you mind
    if I ended these people?
[14:26] Customer 2
    Oh, those icy eyes make me tingle!
[14:30] SFX
    Oink, oink!
[14:30] Customer 3
    Put me down like I'm nothing but trash!
[14:33] Laika
    Quiet! Stay away from me, vermin!
[14:36] SFX
    Oink!
[14:37] Customer 4
    Give me more!
[14:38] Laika
    Keep your mouth shut!
[14:40] Laika
    Do you want to be torn apart
    by a dragon's claws?!
[14:42] Customer 5
    Y-Yes, please!
[14:42] SFX
    Oink!
[14:45] Laika
    You obscene humans!
[14:47] Laika
    None of you have the authority
    to make demands of me!
[14:51] SFX
    Oink!
[14:53] Azusa
    Laika, you're giving them too much service.
[14:55] Owner
    Thanks a lot!
[14:57] Owner
    Now these pigs will drop
    lots of money for me again.
[15:01] Owner
    You wanted to know about the
    Witch of the Highlands?
[15:03] Owner
    In that case, the pigs told
    me north is the way to go.
SIGN    The Road to the North
[15:08] SFX
    Zoom...
[15:10] Female Spectator
    My goodness! It's the
    Witch of the Highlands!
[15:13] Guy
    We're so grateful you're here!
[15:14] Laika
    Lady Azusa.
[15:15] Azusa
    Yep. Found her.
[15:18] Old Witch
    I am the Witch of the Highlands.
[15:21] Old Witch
    I have lived in the highlands for 300 years.
[15:24] Girl
    Great Witch, please sell
    your secret medicine!
[15:28] Old Witch
    My skills are not nearly good enough
    to produce medicine worth selling.
[15:34] Old Witch
    I'll sell it after I've improved more.
[15:38] Male Spectator 1
    She's so humble!
[15:39] Male SPectator 2
    Just as the Witch of the
    Highlands should be!
[15:41] Azusa
    You know that's not true!
[15:43] Azusa
    You've been at it for 300 years, right?
[15:45] Azusa
    How many years does it
    take to become good enough?
[15:48] Azusa
    Being a witch isn't such a tough job that
    you're still a rookie after 500 years!
[15:53] Azusa
    Everyone! This Witch of
    the Highlands is a fake!
[15:57] Azusa
    I am the Witch of the Highlands'... friend!
[16:01] Azusa
    This woman looks nothing like her!
[16:03] Male Spectator 1
    She's a fake?
[16:04] Male Spectator 2
    I did hear that the Witch of the Highlands
    was supposed to be a young beauty.
[16:08] Azusa
    Right? Right?
[16:11] Azusa
    Ahem!
[16:12] Azusa
    If you're the real Witch of the Highlands,
[16:14] Azusa
    surely you won't lose in a
    magic battle against me.
[16:17] SFX
    Point!
[16:19] Azusa
    Therefore, I challenge you to a duel!
[16:22] SFX
    Blink, blink.
[16:23] Azusa
    Huh?
[16:24] Laika
    Lady Azusa, over there!
[16:35] Azusa
    Now, give it up!
[16:41] Both
    Huh?
[16:42] Eno
    I-I'm sorry!
[16:43] Eno
    You're right. I'm a fake!
[16:46] Eno
    I'm very sorry!
[16:50] Eno
    What?!
[16:52] Eno
    You're the real Witch of the Highlands?!
[16:54] Eno
    Now I'm even more sorry!
[16:57] Azusa
    Well, it doesn't seem like you
    meant any harm, so it's okay...
[17:01] Laika
    But you do appear to be a witch.
[17:03] Eno
    Yes, I am a witch. My name is Eno.
[17:07] Azusa
    That aside, Eno...
[17:10] Azusa
    You're the type that likes
    to look the part, huh?
[17:14] Azusa
    You make medicines here?
[17:16] Eno
    That's right!
[17:18] Eno
    These Mandragora Pills, for example,
[17:20] Eno
    are pills that I make from dried mandragora.
[17:23] Eno
    They relieve exhaustion and eye strain,
[17:26] Eno
    and they even keep your gut healthy!
[17:29] Azusa
    You make some pretty good stuff, then.
[17:31] Azusa
    I think this would be a
    big hit if you sold it.
[17:34] Eno
    Oh, no.
[17:35] Eno
    I don't think it's wise for a witch
    to advertise herself indiscreetly,
[17:39] Eno
    so I don't sell anything.
[17:40] Azusa
    That seems like a waste of talent.
[17:43] Eno
    But if someone came along and said
    they wanted to sell it to the public,
[17:47] Eno
    I'd be willing to consider it...
[17:49] Eno
    You could say I like the idea of being
    a genius only to those in the know.
[17:54] Azusa
    You're making this so complicated.
[17:56] Laika
    Pardon me... but isn't that a contradiction?
[17:59] Eno
    Huh?
[18:00] Laika
    You want to be familiar to those in the know,
[18:03] Laika
    but you also want to be known publicly?
    You can't have it both ways.
[18:07] Laika
    I don't quite understand.
[18:09] Eno
    Well... yes. You're precisely right...
[18:12] Eno
    I just... you know...
[18:14] Laika
    There've been nothing but inconsistencies
    in the things you've said.
[18:18] Laika
    Do you want to be known to
    the public or don't you?
[18:22] Laika
    So what is it that you want, exactly?
[18:24] Laika
    What is your goal?
[18:26] Laika
    Could you explain it so that I,
    an uneducated outsider, can understand?
[18:30] Eno
    W-Well...
[18:33] Azusa
    Laika, that's enough. I'll explain it.
[18:37] Azusa
    See, humans have this thing called vanity.
[18:41] Azusa
    Eno's vanity takes the form of wanting
[18:43] Azusa
    to be a genius witch who isn't into doing
    business and is only known to those who know.
[18:48] Azusa
    But at the same time, you have the desire
    to be recognized as a great witch, right?
[18:55] Laika
    But that's...
[18:57] Azusa
    Yes, it's a contradiction.
[18:59] Azusa
    But humans are walking contradictions
    in the first place.
[19:03] Laika
    Is that how it is?
[19:05] Azusa
    This is just my personal opinion,
[19:08] Azusa
    but am I correct?
[19:10] Eno
    Yes... You are right. I'm sorry.
[19:14] Azusa
    In other words, you want
    to be fawned over, right?
[19:17] Eno
    Yes! I want people to fawn over me!
[19:20] Azusa
    Is that all?
[19:23] Eno
    No.
[19:24] Eno
    I want to stand out more and
    be gazed upon with admiration!
[19:28] Eno
    And...
[19:30] Eno
    I'd like someone to make
    a bronze statue of me
[19:32] Eno
    and be treated like some sort of
    honored citizen in my hometown!
[19:36] Azusa
    You're spouting some very
    worldly desires suddenly.
[19:40] Azusa
    What do you think you'd need
    to do to achieve all that?
[19:43] Eno
    Th-The only way is to do things
    that will make me famous!
[19:47] Azusa
    Yes, well said.
[19:49] Azusa
    So let's start doing that, then.
[19:52] Eno
    Huh?
[19:57] Falfa
    Wow!
[19:58] Azusa
    This is a pretty big marketplace.
[20:01] Shalsha
    Mama, where is this witch's shop?
[20:04] Azusa
    Uh, I think it was A-23b?
[20:08] Halkara
    Oh, it's along the wall!
    The wall is the best spot!
[20:12] Azusa
    Is this a doujinshi convention or what?!
[20:17] Eno
    Witch of the Highlands!
[20:20] Azusa
    Eno... Is that...
[20:23] Eno
    Well, you know how I suffer
    from stage fright, right?
[20:26] Eno
    So I decided to overcome my
    embarrassment by becoming
[20:30] Eno
    someone completely different from myself!
[20:33] Azusa
    I see.
[20:34] Azusa
    Well, if it makes sense
    to you, I'm all for it.
[20:38] Azusa
    Where are Laika and Flatorte, anyway?
[20:41] Laika
    Get your Red Dragon brand butter cookies!
[20:44] Flatorte
    Try some cookies made with beans roasted
    in the valley of the Blue Dragons!
[20:48] Laika
    Mine are better than the ones beside me!
[20:50] Flatorte
    The ones beside me aren't worth considering!
[20:54] Azusa
    For the love of...
[20:56] Rosalie
    Don't you walk up to me
    grinning like morons!
[20:59] Rosalie
    I'll make you regret that in the next life!
[21:01] Rosalie
    Go wash your faces in a
    ditch and never come back!
[21:06] Customer 1
    Insult me more!
[21:07] Customer 2
    Lady Rosalie!
[21:09] Azusa
    She might be perfect for that job...
[21:11] Eno
    Yes, one bottle of Mandragora Pills.
[21:14] Eno
    Thank you very much!
[21:17] Azusa
    With that, Eno's shop turned
    out to be fairly successful,
[21:20] Azus
    and she was able to shed a few
    layers in more ways than one.
[21:26] Laika
    Lady Azusa, you have mail.
[21:29] Azusa
    Oh, it's from Eno!
[21:32] Eno
    Dearest Lady Azusa.
[21:35] Eno
    Thank you for your help the other day.
[21:38] Eno
    Thanks to you, my Mandragora Pills became
    all the rage through word of mouth,
[21:42] Eno
    and sales have been explosive!
[21:44] Eno
    I can't produce enough to keep up.
[21:46] Eno
    I'm struggling to figure out
    what I should do about this.
[21:50] Azusa
    Wow, so that medicine became a hit?
[21:54] Laika
    It sounds like she's quite popular.
[21:56] Halkara
    Hmm...
[21:57] Halkara
    It sounds as if she might work
    out as a new business partner.
[22:01] Azusa
    Well, she was able to draw
    out her latent talent.
[22:04] Azusa
    Maybe this was for the best.

Season 1

E9 - My Daughter Turned Into a Slime and Couldn't Change Back

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[00:07] Shalsha
    Mother! There's trouble!
[00:10] Azusa
    Shalsha? What's the matter?
[00:12] Shalsha
    Big Sister...
[00:14] Shalsha
    Big Sister is...
[00:17] Azusa
    Falfa!
[00:22] Azusa
    What is a slime doing in here?
[00:24] Azusa
    I'd better kill—
[00:25] Shalsha
    Mother!
[00:26] Shalsha
    Don't!
[00:28] Azusa
    Why not? It's a slime.
[00:30] Shalsha
    That's Big Sister!
[00:33] Azusa
    Falfa?
[00:37] Azusa
    I don't get what's going on...
[00:40] Shalsha
    When we woke up this
    morning, she was a slime.
[00:43] Azusa
    You're kidding...
[00:45] Shalsha
    The window in our room was closed,
[00:47] Shalsha
    so there's no way anyone could've
    come in from outside.
[00:49] Shalsha
    So this slime can't be
    anyone but my sister.
[00:53] Azusa
    Are you really Falfa?
[00:59] Azusa
    It really is Falfa!
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
    and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN    My Daughter Turned Into a Slime
    and Couldn't Change Back
SIGN    My Daughter Turned Into a Slime
    and Couldn't Change Back
[02:36] Rosalie
    This is...
[02:37] Laika
    ...Falfa?
[02:38] Halkara
    Really?
[02:40] Flatorte
    Is it?
[02:41] Azusa
    I don't want to believe it, either.
[02:44] Azusa
    Does anyone know how to turn her back?
[02:49] Azusa
    I guess not...
[02:51] Halkara
    Falfa is the spirit of a slime, right?
[02:54] Halkara
    Could it be she had the ability
    to transform into a slime?
[02:57] Shalsha
    Not that I've heard...
[02:59] Rosalie
    So, uh...
[03:00] Rosalie
    Can't you do anything about
    it with your magic, Sister?
[03:04] Azusa
    I think it'd be tough to create a new
    spell for a case this specific.
[03:08] Flatorte
    If you have a question about monsters,
    demons are the ones to ask!
[03:12] Azusa
    Demons?
[03:15] Azusa
    Vosanosanon ujishidau veyani enrila!
[03:23] Azusa
    Beelzebub! Falfa turned into a slime!
[03:27] Beelzebub
    You...
[03:28] Beelzebub
    did this to me over a poor
    excuse for a joke like that?!
[03:32] Azusa
    No, it's true!
[03:35] Beelzebub
    Gah!
[03:36] Beelzebub
    Oh, Falfa... I can't believe
    what you've become...
[03:41] Azusa
    She woke up this morning looking like that.
[03:44] Azusa
    Do you know a way to change her back?
[03:47] Beelzebub
    Well, they say you should
    buy bread from a baker,
[03:51] Beelzebub
    so we should ask a slime
    about slime matters.
[03:53] Azusa
    Ask a slime?
[03:55] Beelzebub
    I hear there's a special slime known as
    "Intelligent Slime" at Vanzeld Castle.
[04:00] Beelzebub
    That's where you'll likely
    find your answer.
[04:02] Azusa
    The demon capital does it again.
[04:04] Azusa
    So what is this intelligent slime's name?
[04:07] Beelzebub
    I told you, it's Intelligent Slime.
[04:10] Azusa
    That doesn't sound very
    intelligent to me...
[04:14] Azusa
    Okay, I'm gonna pay a
    visit to Vanzeld Castle.
[04:17] Shalsha
    Mother...
[04:18] Shalsha
    Can I go with you?
[04:20] Azusa
    Of course. I know you're worried, too.
[04:23] Beelzebub
    No need to be so serious.
[04:26] Beelzebub
    Azusa and I will take care of everything.
[04:38] Beelzebub
    Intelligent Slime seeks out quiet places,
[04:41] Beelzebub
    so it resides at the castle's lowest level.
[04:44] Azusa
    I'm impressed you don't get lost
    with all these complicated paths.
[04:50] Beelzebub
    Was this path here before?
[04:52] Azusa
    You were lost?!
[04:54] Beelzebub
    I thought this might happen,
[04:56] Beelzebub
    so I've been leaving a
    trail of bread crumbs.
[04:59] Shalsha
    Big Sister, you shouldn't eat
    things you find on the ground.
[05:05] Azusa
    Wait, how are we back on the surface?!
[05:07] Beelzebub
    Ugh! This castle is so confusing!
[05:11] Azusa
    Isn't this where you work?
[05:12] Pecora
    Well, well!
[05:14] Pecora
    I'm simply overjoyed to see
    you again, Dear Sister!
[05:18] SFX
    Scoot, scoot, scoot...
[05:19] Pecora
    Please greet me with a kiss on the cheek.
[05:22] Azusa
    You know I'm not gonna do that!
[05:24] Pecora
    You're looking for Intelligent Slime, are you not?
[05:27] Pecora
    Do you not want to know how to find it?
[05:29] Azusa
    And you're really going to tell me?
[05:32] Pecora
    But of course!
[05:38] Azusa
    Smooch.
[05:39] SFX
    Flutter...
[05:41] Pecora
    A kiss from my dear sister is
    such a wonderful experience!
[05:44] Pecora
    I'm so ecstatic, I could simply die!
[05:47] Azusa
    Okay, I get it! Just tell me where
    Intelligent Slime is already!
[05:51] Pecora
    Check that shed over there.
[05:57] Azusa
    It just looks like a normal shed to me.
[06:03] Beelzebub
    This is it.
[06:04] Azusa
    We never would've found this!
[06:13] Laika
    There's a lot of writing on
    the wall. What does it say?
[06:18] Beelzebub
    You are...
[06:19] Beelzebub
    Intelligent Slime, correct?
SIGN    “Yes”
[06:23] Shalsha
    It hit the word "yes."
[06:25] Beelzebub
    Ah, I see. It uses this to communicate.
[06:28] Azusa
    And that's why it's black all over?
[06:31] Beelzebub
    Intelligent Slime, this young slime spirit
    suddenly took on the form of a slime.
[06:37] Beelzebub
    Do you know how to change her back?
[06:40] Shalsha
    To... mu... re...
SIGN    “To...
SIGN    “To...mu...
SIGN    “To...mu...re...
SIGN    “To...mu...
[06:43] Shalsha
    Backspace...
[06:44] Laika
    Oh, it made a mistake.
SIGN    “To...mu...ri...
SIGN    “To...mu...ri...a...
SIGN    “To...mu...ri...a...na...
[06:47] Azusa
    That's a lot of work.
SIGN    “To...mu...ri...a...na... P...
SIGN    “To...mu...ri...a...na... P...ro...
SIGN    “To...mu...ri...a...na... P...ro...vin...
SIGN    “To...mu...ri...a...na... P...ro...vin...ce...”
[06:49] Shalsha
    Tomuriana Province's tallest mountain...
[06:53] Shalsha
    Ask the Magician Slime that lives there.
[06:56] Azusa
    A magician slime now?
[06:59] Beelzebub
    The tallest mountain in Tomuriana Province?
[07:02] Beelzebub
    We'll need some time to look into this.
[07:04] Beelzebub
    Azusa, why don't we resume tomorrow?
[07:07] Azusa
    Yeah, I think everyone's tired,
    anyway. Let's do that.
[07:11] Azusa
    Intellie, thanks a lot.
[07:13] Laika
    Intellie?
[07:14] Azusa
    Intelligent Slime... or Intellie for short!
[07:18] Beelzebub
    You have such simplistic naming sense.
[07:25] Halkara
    I didn't know slimes ate meals, too.
[07:28] Shalsha
    It doesn't need to be a meal.
[07:30] Shalsha
    We can get our nutrition from dirt
    and plants we find anywhere,
[07:33] Shalsha
    but I want her to have real food.
[07:38] Azusa
    Ah, a moment's repose...
[07:41] Shalsha
    Mother...
[07:43] Azusa
    What is it?
[07:44] Shalsha
    Do you think we'll find a way
    to change my sister back?
[07:48] Azusa
    Don't worry. Just leave it to your mother.
[07:52] Azusa
    But even in a different form,
    Falfa is still Falfa.
[07:57] Azusa
    Even if she was in a group
    with dozens of other slimes,
[08:00] Azusa
    I'd find her in a heartbeat.
[08:06] Beelzebub
    That's it.
[08:09] Azusa
    Hello!
[08:12] Magie
    Oh? Who might you be?
[08:14] Azusa
    This is where Magician Slime lives, isn't it?
[08:18] Magie
    Oh, I'm sorry to have confused you.
[08:21] Magie
    I am a slime.
[08:23] Raika
    You're a slime?!
[08:25] Magie
    I'm in this form because I
    used transformation magic.
[08:29] Azusa
    So that's it...
[08:30] Magie
    This isn't the place to talk.
    Please come in.
[08:33] Magie
    I'm sorry I don't have any
    chairs meant for guests.
[08:36] Magie
    Since I'm a slime, I don't need
    furniture or bathroom fixtures.
[08:40] Azusa
    By the way, what's your name?
[08:43] Magie
    Magician Slime.
[08:44] Azusa
    Of course it is! Then can I
    call you "Magie" for short?
[08:49] Laika
    Magie?
[08:50] Magie
    Yes, that's fine.
[08:52] Magie
    So what is it you wanted to ask of me?
[08:55] Magie
    You want to return this slime
    to her previous form?
[08:58] Azusa
    That's right.
[09:00] Magie
    May I borrow her for a moment?
[09:02] Magie
    Uh-huh... I see.
[09:05] Magie
    Her elasticity is quite different
    from a normal slime's.
[09:08] Magie
    She is definitely a special slime!
[09:11] Magie
    Ah, I see, I see...
[09:14] Magie
    So that's it... Uh-huh...
[09:15] Magie
    You're that type? Ah, you're that type...
[09:18] Azusa
    What type?!
[09:20] Magie
    I have the answer!
[09:21] Magie
    The reason this slime ended
    up in this form is...
[09:25] Three
    Is...?!
[09:26] Magie
    Is...
[09:30] Magie
    Her sleeping position.
[09:31] Three
    Sleeping position?!
[09:33] Magie
    By touching her, I could feel
    that her body was stiff.
[09:36] Magie
    I'm sure she damaged a
    muscle while sleeping.
[09:39] Magie
    That made it difficult for her
    to maintain her human form,
[09:42] Magie
    so she took the form of a slime.
[09:45] Beelzebub
    Can you not turn her back with
    your transformation magic?
[09:49] Magie
    The magic only works for a short time.
[09:52] Magie
    It doesn't solve the problem itself.
[09:54] Beelzebub
    Then what can we do?
[09:56] Magie
    The quickest way is for this slime herself
    to understand the way to change back.
[10:01] Magie
    For help with that, I think you
    should ask Fighter Slime.
[10:05] Azusa
    Fighter Slime?!
[10:06] Magie
    Unlike me, Fighter Slime attained a
    human form through bodily movement,
[10:12] Magie
    so I think the solution is to
    learn the same technique.
[10:15] Azusa
    And where can we find this Fighter Slime?
[10:17] Magie
    I believe she's in a southern
    town called Kelney
[10:20] Magie
    to participate in a fighting tournament.
[10:22] Laika
    A fighting tournament?
[10:24] Magie
    The rumors say she's a solitary
    fighter who seeks only strength.
[10:29] Azusa
    I see. In that case...
[10:32] Azusa
    I'll enter this fighting tournament, too!
[10:34] Beelzebub
    Why?
[10:36] Azusa
    If I enter it and prove that I'm
    stronger than Fighter Slime,
[10:40] Azusa
    I bet she'll listen to me!
[10:42] Beelzebub
    Hmm, good point...
[10:44] Azusa
    And what is this fighter slime's name?
[10:47] Magie
    Naturally...
[10:48] Magie
    It's Fightie!
[10:52] Laika
    Fightie...
[10:53] Azusa
    The same naming scheme I use for things!
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes
    for 300 Years and
    Maxed Out My Level
[11:06] Azusa
    There really are a lot more men than women.
[11:10] Azusa
    Hey, that outfit...
[11:12] Beelzebub
    I've been waiting for you.
[11:13] Azusa
    Everyone in the arena will freak out
    if a demon enters the tournament!
[11:17] Beelzebub
    It'll be fine.
[11:19] Beelzebub
    I hid my horns, and I'm
    going by the name "Belzie."
[11:23] Azusa
    Pretty sloppy name choice!
[11:24] Beelzebub
    That's rich, coming from you!
[11:26] Beelzebub
    The use of magic is prohibited in
    this tournament, so watch yourself.
[11:30] Azusa
    I'd look pretty dumb if I
    got disqualified, huh?
SIGN    Round 1
[11:37] Laika
    Lady Azusa!
[11:39] Halkara
    You can do it!
[11:40] Flatorte
    Go get 'em, Mistress!
[11:43] Azusa
    Falfa!
[11:44] Azusa
    I promise I'll get you back to normal!
[11:47] Skinhead A
    Hey, little lady!
    If you don't wanna get hur—
[11:50] Asusa
    I won't lose!
[11:52] Ref
    The winner is Azusa!
[11:54] Halkara
    She knocked him out in an instant!
[11:57] Rosalie
    Sister's so awesome!
SIGN    “Azusa”
SIGN    “Belzie”
SIGN    Semifinal
[12:05] Laika
    It's already time for the semifinal.
[12:07] Halkara
    None of them are a match
    for our master at all.
[12:10] Azusa
    Another skinhead?
[12:12] Skinhead B
    I've trained this iron body to be
    strong enough to repel any—
[12:17] Ref
    The winner is Azusa!
[12:19] Flatorte
    She's overwhelming all of them!
[12:21] Laika
    Lady Azusa, you're fantastic!
[12:23] Shalsha
    Mother... You did it!
[12:25] Azusa
    All right. Now I just need to
    beat Fightie in the final.
[12:29] Announcer
    The second match of the semifinal.
[12:31] Announcer
    Fightie, please take the stage.
[12:34] Azusa
    She's on the next stage over?
[12:36] Azusa
    So that's Fightie...
[12:37] Announcer
    Belzie, please step forward.
[12:44] Announcer
    The winner is Belzie!
[12:46] Azusa
    Wait, she beat her!
[12:49] Belze
    This Fightie was really
    nothing special at all!
[12:53] Azusa
    Beelzebub, why did you beat her?!
[12:55] Azusa
    Now I have no way to make contact with her!
[12:58] Beelzebub
    Don't worry.
[12:59] Beelzebub
    I have the same goal as you.
[13:02] Beelzebub
    You can count on me to
    negotiate with Fightie.
[13:04] Azusa
    Can I really?
[13:06] Beelzebub
    Just leave it to me.
[13:08] Beelzebub
    So, Azusa...
[13:10] Beelzebub
    You're free to advance
    to the final round now,
[13:13] Beelzebub
    and then you can fight me.
[13:15] Azusa
    To be honest, I don't even care
    about the final round anymore.
[13:18] Beelzebub
    Too bad!
[13:19] Beelzebub
    I want to fight you in the final
    round and settle our score.
[13:23] Beelzebub
    Understand? You have to make
    it to the final round.
SIGN    Final Round
[13:32] Beelzebub
    What's this?
[13:33] Beelzebub
    It's your time to shine,
    and you look so grumpy.
[13:36] Azusa
    What did you expect?
[13:38] Azusa
    I haven't fixed Falfa's problem yet!
[13:42] Beelzebub
    Wait a moment.
[13:44] Falfa
    Mama! I'm back!
[13:47] Azusa
    Falfa! You're back to your original form!
[13:50] Azusa
    I'm so glad!
[13:51] Falfa
    Yeah! Thanks to Beelzebub!
[13:54] Beelzebub
    What do you think? Quite the surprise, no?
[13:58] Azusa
    Wait, you all knew about this? Jeez...
[14:02] Falfa
    You can do it, Mama!
    I'll be rooting for you!
[14:05] Azusa
    Thanks! I'll do my best!
[14:08] Beelzebub
    Now you can focus on our fight.
[14:11] Beelzebub
    Azusa, Witch of the Highlands,
[14:13] Beelzebub
    the outcome of our battle
    is yet to be seen.
[14:16] Beelzebub
    This time, we fight with no barriers.
[14:19] Beelzebub
    There's no telling how it will end
    if we fight fair and square.
[14:23] Beelzebub
    I am strong, after all!
[14:25] Azusa
    She's right. We never finished that battle.
[14:29] Azusa
    Okay, then! Let's do this, shall we?
[14:33] Beelzebub
    This time, I'll show you what
    I can do when I get serious!
[14:38] Ref
    Begin!
[14:48] Azusa
    You're flying?!
[14:50] Guy
    Hey, she's flying!
[14:51] Guy
    Wait, she has horns, too!
[14:53] Guy
    Is that what's hot in the big city?
[14:56] Guy
    Damn!
[14:57] Guy
    It's too stylish for us
    country folk to understand!
[14:59] Azusa
    I guess no one's gonna figure
    out you're a demon.
[15:03] Beelzebub
    Well, this is a problem.
[15:05] Azusa
    Huh?
[15:06] Beelzebub
    I can't match your speed
    by attacking head-on.
[15:09] Beelzebub
    I thought I'd try to find a
    weak point and strike that...
[15:12] Azusa
    Wait, I really don't have any weak points?
[15:15] Beelzebub
    No, you have countless weak points.
[15:18] Azusa
    So just come straight at me, then!
[15:20] Beelzebub
    You aim for a weak point when
    you just happen to find one!
[15:24] Beelzebub
    When you have so many of them,
    it's hard to choose one to strike!
[15:27] Azusa
    But we can't fight unless you come at me.
[15:30] Azusa
    We can't use magic, so I can't fly.
[15:32] Beelzebub
    I know, but still...
[15:35] Azusa
    Fine. Just let me know when
    you're going to attack, okay?
[15:38] Azusa
    I'll wait here until then.
[15:39] Azusa
    One, two, three, four...
[15:43] Beelzebub
    You're mocking me!
[15:44] Beelzebub
    Fine! Here I come!
[15:47] Beelzebub
    I'm going to send you flying!
[15:52] Laika
    What an impact!
[15:54] Falfa
    Mama!
[15:54] Shalsha
    Mother...
[15:58] Beelzebub
    Don't squeeze my face...
[16:00] Azusa
    It's your own fault for
    coming at me face-first.
[16:05] Beelzebub
    Stop it this instant!
[16:09] Azusa
    All right!
[16:10] Azusa
    Here I come, too!
[16:16] Beelzebub
    What incredible force...
[16:19] Azusa
    I've still got more!
[16:20] Beelzebub
    Fine by me!
[16:25] Rosalie
    They're so fast, I can't keep up!
[16:27] Flatorte
    I can't, either...
[16:29] Azusa
    This is the first time I've
    been in a fight for so long!
[16:33] Azusa
    You're pretty strong, too, aren't you?!
[16:35] Beelzebub
    Damn straight!
    I'm a demon officer, after all!
[16:38] Beelzebub
    It's much more bizarre that a
    human is even able to fight me!
[16:42] Beelzebub
    And...
[16:44] Beelzebub
    I've trained every single day,
[16:47] Beelzebub
    in both wind and rain,
    both before and after work,
[16:51] Beelzebub
    all for this day!
[16:54] Azusa
    Beelzebub... I had no idea you
    saw me as such a worthy rival,
[16:59] Azusa
    but that makes me kind of happy.
[17:03] Azusa
    She's really weakening, though.
[17:06] Azusa
    What can I do to finish this?
[17:09] Falfa
    Mama!
[17:10] Falfa
    You can do it!
[17:12] Falfa
    I was watching you while
    I was a slime, too!
[17:15] Falfa
    You did all that running
    around just for me!
[17:19] Falfa
    It made me so happy!
[17:22] Falfa
    So I'll keep rooting for you all the way!
[17:24] Falfa
    You can do it!
[17:26] Azusa
    Sorry, Beelzebub.
[17:28] Azusa
    Since my daughter's watching,
    I have to look good for her.
[17:33] Azusa
    I just evolved about two more levels!
[17:36] Beelzebub
    What nonsense are you spouting?!
[17:39] Beelzebub
    I will be the one to win in the end!
[17:55] Ref
    The winner is Azusa!
[18:00] Falfa
    Mama! You did it!
[18:01] Shalsha
    Congratulations, Mother!
[18:04] Azusa
    Beelzebub, are you okay?
[18:07] Beelzebub
    Yes...
[18:07] Beelzebub
    But it does hurt a bit.
[18:11] Azusa
    Here you go.
[18:12] Beelzebub
    Hey! I'll be fine once I rest a bit!
[18:16] Beelzebub
    And there are so many people watching...
[18:18] Azusa
    You're hurt. No complaining.
[18:23] Falfa
    Thanks, Beelzebub!
[18:26] Shalsha
    From me, too.
[18:27] Beelzebub
    No need to thank me.
[18:29] Beelzebub
    It seems I've lost to you again.
[18:32] Beelzebub
    It was a sound defeat.
[18:33] Azusa
    I'll give you a rematch if
    you still want to fight.
[18:36] Azusa
    It's kind of a hassle, though,
    so you'll have to wait a while.
[18:40] Beelzebub
    You're so strong, yet you have no zeal.
[18:43] Beelzebub
    This might ruin your peaceful
    life again, though.
[18:47] Azusa
    Huh? What do you mean?
[18:49] Beelzebub
    Your strength is now known
    even here in the south,
[18:52] Beelzebub
    where it was not widely known before.
[18:55] Guy
    Witch of the Highlands!
[18:56] Guy
    Azusa!
[18:57] Guy
    Azusa! Azusa! Azusa!
[18:57] Guy
    Greatest witch ever! Azusa!
[18:59] Azusa
    Damn it!
[19:03] Azusa
    Fightie!
[19:04] Azusa
    Thank you for restoring
    my daughter to normal!
[19:07] Fighty
    Don't mention it.
[19:09] Fighty
    I'm glad I had the chance
    to help a fellow slime.
[19:12] Fighty
    It's too bad I didn't win the tournament
    and get the prize money, though.
[19:16] Fighty
    But I'll make money again,
    even if it's one gold at a time!
[19:21] Azusa
    Yeah, money is definitely important...
[19:23] Fighty
    If you know of any martial arts events
    where I could get money, let me know!
[19:27] Fighty
    Boy, I really wanted that
    prize money, though!
[19:31] Azusa
    You're a little too obsessed with money...
[19:33] Fighty
    Um, actually, I wanted to
    ask you for a favor, too.
[19:37] Azusa
    What is it?
[19:38] Fighty
    Miss Azusa, please take me as your student!
[19:41] Azusa
    Huh? You mean as a martial arts student?
[19:44] Fighty
    Yes! I've never seen a stance
    with so many vulnerabilities,
[19:48] Fighty
    yet prevents all hits from landing!
[19:50] Fighty
    You're the strongest in your natural form!
    That's my ideal as a martial artist!
[19:54] Azusa
    Look, that's not a stance or anything.
    I really do have a ton of weak points.
[19:58] Azusa
    So there's nothing I could teach you.
[20:01] Fighty
    I understand!
[20:03] Fighty
    In that case, please let
    me fight you just once!
[20:05] Fighty
    Then you can decide whether or not I'm
    strong enough to be your student!
[20:10] Azusa
    Were you even listening?
[20:15] Fighty
    Okay, here I come!
[20:17] Fighty
    Fightie Style Slime Fist!
[20:22] SFX
    Shiver!
[20:23] Fighty
    Th-That's...
[20:25] ---
    Shake, shake
[20:25] Fighty
    an aura only emitted by those who have
    slain an unimaginable number of slimes!
[20:30] Fighty
    Countless souls are crying out!
[20:33] Azusa
    What's wrong, Fightie?
[20:37] Fighty
    H-Help m—
[20:44] Azusa
    You're awake now?
[20:45] Azusa
    I wasn't expecting that fight
    to end before it even began.
[20:49] Azusa
    Did it convince you to give up
    on being my student, though?
[20:51] Fighty
    Yes...
[20:53] Beelzebub
    Oh, so this is where all of you were.
[20:56] Beelzebub
    It's time to start clearing out.
[20:58] Fighty
    Ah, Miss Belzie!
[21:00] Fighty
    I've realized that your strength
    is like that of a demon!
[21:04] Fighty
    As such...
[21:05] SFX
    Sparkle!
[21:05] Fighty
    Please take me as your student!
[21:06] Azusa
    This girl has no integrity at all.
[21:08] Beelzebub
    Why should I take you as my student?
[21:11] Beelzebub
    No, I will not.
[21:13] Fighty
    Please! I'm begging you!
[21:14] Beelzebub
    I don't take students.
[21:16] Azusa
    Oh, that could work, though.
[21:18] Azusa
    If we know where she is,
[21:21] Azusa
    it'll be easier to get her help if my
    daughter turns into a slime again.
[21:23] SFX
    Flash!
[21:23] Beelzebub
    Are you trying to pawn me off?!
[21:26] Fighty
    Please! I'll wash your dishes
    or do anything else you want!
[21:29] Azusa
    Beelzebub, I'm asking you, too.
[21:32] Falfa
    I'm asking, too!
[21:34] Shalsha
    Me, too.
[21:36] Beelzebub
    All right, fine! Fine, I say!
[21:39] Fighty
    Thank you!
[21:41] Fighty
    Thank you!
[21:41] Azusa
    All right, I guess that's case closed.
[21:45] Azusa
    Falfa!
[21:47] Azusa
    I'll pamper you as much as you want today!
    What do you want to eat?
[21:50] Falfa
    Mama, I want something sweet!
[21:53] Azusa
    Okay, maybe I'll make a cake or something.
[21:56] Shalsha
    I'll help, too.
[21:58] Falfa
    Oh, then I'll help, too!
[22:01] Azusa
    I maxed out my level without
    even realizing it,
[22:04] Azusa
    but after this, I decided to
    raise my level as a mother, too.

Season 1

E10 - A Minstrel Came to Town

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[00:02] Azusa
    Okay, shall we head home?
[00:04] Laika
    Yes.
[00:05] Falfa
    Mama!
[00:06] Falfa
    Look, look!
[00:07] Falfa
    It says a minstrel is coming to town!
[00:11] Azusa
    Oh?
[00:13] Azusa
    "The famous minstrel Schifanoia is
    paying her first visit to Flatta."
[00:17] Azusa
    That's... not quite what I was expecting.
[00:21] Azusa
    Anyone know who this is?
[00:22] Laika
    I've never even heard of her.
[00:24] Rosalie
    Probably some nameless chick.
[00:26] Halkara
    It does seem a bit sketchy.
[00:29] Flatorte
    Schifanoia, eh? She's certainly
    been around a while.
[00:32] Azusa
    You know her, Flatorte?
[00:34] Flatorte
    I like minstrels.
    I know at least 1,000 groups.
[00:39] Azusa
    That's hardcore!
[00:40] Flatorte
    Schifanoia has only ever
    performed in the capital,
[00:44] Flatorte
    but it sounds as if she's
    begun touring the nation.
[00:46] Falfa
    I wanna hear the minstrel sing!
[00:46] Flatorte
    Some minstrels tour all manner
    of towns and villages,
[00:49] Shalsha
    It might be fun to give her a listen.
[00:50] Flatorte
    while others stick to different
    areas within the same large city
[00:52] Azusa
    Okay, then... since we're here...
[00:53] Flatorte
    and never visit towns with
    small populations...
[00:55] Azusa
    I guess we can check her out.
SIGN    A Minstrel Came to Town
SIGN    A Minstrel Came to Town
[01:02] Laika
    There are quite a lot of people here.
[01:04] Azusa
    Is that Schifanoia?
[01:06] Flatorte
    It appears so.
[01:22] Azusa
    What... is she doing?
[01:25] Kuku
    Death! Death! Death! Death! Execute!
    Execute! Execute! Execute!
[01:26] Falfa
    I'm scared!
[01:28] Shalsha
    Let's go over there, Big Sister.
[01:28] Villager A
    This is hurting my ears, dear.
[01:30] Laika
    Lady Azusa, Halkara seems
    to have a stomachache.
[01:31] Villager B
    Let's go home, honey.
[01:33] Villager C
    I just don't get the music
    they like in the capital.
[01:33] Laika
    I'm going with her to rest.
[01:34] Halkara
    The scale of my fake sickness is growing...
[01:36] Villager D
    Let's go play chess over there.
[01:36] Azusa
    Hey, wait...
[01:37] Flatorte
    This song truly is Schifanoia's style.
[01:38] Villager E
    Papa, buy me some butter candy!
[01:40] Azusa
    You know what this is?!
[01:41] Flatorte
    It's death-style, from the
    crime-style of emotional-style.
[01:44] Flatorte
    Actually, it's a lonely-style-leaning form
    of death-style called drag-down-style.
[01:48] Azusa
    Sorry, I didn't understand a word of that.
[01:50] Kuku
    This is my first time coming
    to this village on tour,
[01:50] Azusa
    This is the kind of stuff
    people in the capital like?
[01:53] Kuku
    but I can feel your passion!
[01:53] Flatorte
    I think Schifanoia draws
    crowds of about 30 or so.
[01:56] Kuku
    This next song is another of my
    biggest hits, "Gray Dreams."
[01:57] Azusa
    Less than impressive...
[01:59] Azusa
    I'm surprised you knew about
    someone so nameless.
[02:02] Flatorte
    Oh, it isn't about listening to famous
    ones and ignoring the nameless ones.
[02:06] Flatorte
    I give all minstrels a listen
    just because they're minstrels.
[02:06] Kuku
    If you put black and white
    together, you get gray!
[02:09] Azusa
    Those are the words of
    someone who's hooked!
[02:11] Flatorte
    Well, in crime-style, the lute tends to
    be given more focus than the vocals,
[02:13] Kuku
    If you add even more black...
[02:14] Azusa
    She's on her second song now...
[02:16] Flatorte
    but death-style has a sound that feels
    like it's splitting your ears.
[02:20] Kuku
    It gets duller...
[02:26] SFX
    Flump.
[02:28] Azusa
    Wait, is this part of the act?
[02:37] Flatorte
    This is awful!
    She's actually lost consciousness!
[02:40] Azusa
    Yeah, I thought so!
[02:43] Azusa
    Are you okay?! I'm gonna help you now!
[02:50] Azusa
    You're awake? If anything
    feels off, tell me!
[02:54] SFX
    Grrr! Gurgle gurgle gurgle...
SIGN    Grrr...
[02:57] Azusa
    Oh.
[02:59] Kuku
    So good! So good!
[03:01] Rosalie
    She must've been really hungry.
[03:03] Azusa
    When you're done eating,
    you're welcome to take a bath, too.
[03:06] Kuku
    Okay! Thank you!
[03:14] Kuku
    Allow me to introduce myself.
    I'm Kuku the almiraj.
[03:18] Azusa
    That's how you look without the makeup?
[03:21] Kuku
    That's right.
[03:24] Azusa
    You know...
[03:25] Azusa
    I bet you've passed out like
    that before, haven't you?
[03:29] Kuku
    A few times...
[03:31] Kuku
    I can't support myself with
    minstrel work alone,
[03:35] Kuku
    so I do some part-time jobs.
[03:37] Flatorte
    Very few minstrels actually
    earn enough to live on.
[03:42] Kuku
    Yes... I wanted to be like them,
[03:46] Kuku
    so I left my hometown 63 years ago.
[03:50] Kuku
    I believed that I was gonna be big...
[03:51] Kuku
    that I'd ditch my weak self
    and become a great minstrel.
[03:55] Azusa
    Just like a guy who left his
    hometown to be in a band...
[03:58] Kuku
    But I couldn't get anywhere at all.
[04:01] Kuku
    Over and over, I told myself I'd quit,
[04:05] Kuku
    but I decided to keep trying
    just a little longer...
[04:08] Azusa
    Kuku, why don't you stay here
    and take it easy for a while?
[04:13] Azusa
    The air's fresh. It's a great
    place to rest and recover.
[04:16] Kuku
    Thank you so much.
[04:19] Kuku
    But... well...
[04:21] Kuku
    I think it's time to quit music
    and start living my second life.
[04:27] Rosalie
    Do you have a plan in mind?
[04:29] Kuku
    Actually, I've gotten offers
    from a few places like this.
[04:36] Flatorte
    There's a steady demand for
    beastfolk in these sorts of jobs.
[04:39] Flatorte
    Almiraj are particularly popular.
[04:42] Kuku
    I've been told numerous times that I could
    make all the money I need in this line of work.
[04:47] Kuku
    I thought, at this point, I should
    just work where I'm wanted.
[04:52] Azusa
    So, Kuku...
[04:53] Azusa
    Do you not like music anymore?
[04:56] Kuku
    It's not like that!
[04:58] Kuku
    I love music!
[05:02] Azusa
    Really? You shouldn't quit
    making music, then.
[05:06] Azusa
    Stick with it.
[05:07] Kuku
    Huh?
[05:08] Azusa
    You might not be making any money now,
[05:10] Azusa
    but you never would've kept it up
    this long if you didn't love it.
[05:15] Azusa
    It'd be a shame to just give that up.
[05:18] Azusa
    I bet you'd regret it one day.
[05:22] Azusa
    If you're optimistic about starting
    a new job, I won't stop you.
[05:26] Azusa
    But that's not what you're doing right now,
[05:28] Azusa
    so you should stick with what you're doing.
[05:31] Azusa
    For now, just devote yourself to your music
[05:34] Azusa
    while you think about your
    future one more time.
[05:37] Azusa
    You can stay here in the meantime.
[05:39] Kuku
    B-But I can't pay rent...
[05:41] Azusa
    You don't need to.
[05:42] Azusa
    I'm the one who told you
    to stick with music,
[05:45] Azusa
    so I'll do everything I can.
[05:48] Kuku
    I appreciate it!
[05:51] Kuku
    To celebrate our new friendship,
    let me play for you!
[05:57] Kuku
    Welcome to my feast of
    death and destruction!
[06:00] Azusa
    Her personality changed!
[06:01] Kuku
    Poison, poison, poison, poison,
    poison, poison, poison...
[06:05] Kuku
    Wormwood... Wormwood...
[06:07] Falfa
    I can't tell how it's any different
    from her other songs!
[06:08] Kuku
    Poison, poison, poison, poison,
    poison, poison, poison...
[06:10] Falfa
    They all sound the same!
[06:12] Azusa
    That's a pretty real complaint!
[06:12] Kuku
    Wormwood... Wormwood...
[06:14] Azusa
    Sorry, Kuku, but could you stop now?!
[06:17] Kuku
    Wh-Who are you talking to?!
    I am Schifanoia!
[06:21] Kuku
    I'm here to bring true despair to all of—
[06:23] Azusa
    You can drop that act.
[06:24] Kuku
    I messed up in two spots...
[06:27] Kuku
    I couldn't give you a good performance.
[06:29] Azusa
    I think we're way beyond that level here.
[06:32] Flatorte
    Speaking from the perspective
    of a listener,
[06:34] Flatorte
    lonely-style-leaning death-style
    doesn't sell in this day and age.
[06:37] Flatorte
    Why don't you try some
    flowery-style-leaning excessive-style?
[06:41] Kuku
    Yes, but... I really prefer the death-style
    that lets me use my artistry...
[06:47] Flatorte
    I bet you're just afraid to
    do something that sells.
[06:50] Kuku
    Th-That's not true!
[06:51] Flatorte
    It is true.
[06:52] Flatorte
    You do tend to look down on minstrels
    who have a lot of fans.
[06:57] Azusa
    Is this a drinking party
    for young band boys?
[06:59] Flatorte
    And forget using your artistry.
    You just suck.
[07:03] Kuku
    I-I'm doing the best I can!
[07:05] Kuku
    Amateurs should just stay out of this!
[07:08] Flatorte
    Oh? Let me see your lute, then.
[07:11] Azusa
    It's not a guitar?
[07:18] Flatorte
    The clear, sunny sky just makes
    this Sabbath even colder
[07:25] Flatorte
    I yawn as I wait for you to arrive
[07:35] Flatorte
    To a place higher than the clouds,
    where there's no background noise
[07:41] Flatorte
    We'll fly, let's fly
[07:47] Azusa
    That's amazing, Flatorte! I didn't
    know you had that kind of talent!
[07:52] Flatorte
    You see? Even an amateur like the
    great Flatorte can manage that much!
[07:57] Flatorte
    If you understand,
    then stop making excuses!
[08:02] Kuku
    I'm sorry.
[08:03] SFX
    Gloom...
[08:04] Azusa
    Hey, you know, I was thinking...
[08:06] Azusa
    Why don't you try writing lyrics
    that are easier to understand?
[08:09] Kuku
    But I've been performing
    this way for so long now,
[08:13] Kuku
    I wouldn't know what's
    easy to understand...
[08:17] SFX
    Blink, blink!
[08:18] Azusa
    Since we have such a big family,
[08:20] Azusa
    let's have everyone write some lyrics!
[08:24] Azusa
    Okay, we'll start with Laika.
SIGN    Ah, Devotion
SIGN    Laika Lyrics
    
    Kuku Music
[08:35] Laika
    Only through step-by-step devotion
[08:41] Laika
    Can one achieve anything
[08:45] Laika
    And—
[08:48] Azusa
    I think the message is a little
    too direct for song lyrics.
[08:51] Flatorte
    Unusable. Try again.
[08:53] Laika
    D'oh!
[08:54] Azusa
    Okay, next is Halkara.
[08:58] Halkara
    My lyrics are great! They'd sell for sure!
[09:02] SFX
    Jingle!
SIGN    Halkara Pharmaceuticals'
SIGN    Nutri-Spirit
SIGN    Halkara Lyrics
    
    Kuku Music
[09:08] Halkara
    One more push to get through work today!
[09:11] Halkara
    Nu...
SIGN    Performance Halted
[09:13] Azusa
    Okay, next!
[09:14] Halkara
    Master! At least give me
    constructive criticism!
SIGN    The Field
SIGN    Falfa & Shalsha Lyrics
    
    Kuku Music
[09:24] Shalsha
    Praying mantises are scary
[09:28] Shalsha
    They're scary because
    they have those scythes
[09:32] Falfa
    Grasshoppers jump
[09:36] Falfa
    They shake their legs to jump
[09:41] Falfa
    Nature is so big
[09:45] Shalsha
    And I am part of nature, too
[09:49] Falfa
    What am I?
[09:53] Shalsha
    I am a being that amounts to nothing
[09:57] Both
    In other words, I think that means I'm me
[10:11] Azusa
    I love it! So cute!
[10:14] Flatorte
    Yes... Its theological elements
    might be rather novel.
[10:17] Falfa
    Yay!
[10:19] Azusa
    And last is Rosalie!
[10:20] Rosalie
    Got it!
SIGN    Nothing
SIGN    Rosalie Lyrics
    
    Kuku Music
[10:29] Rosalie
    When you've been stuck in
    one place for a long time
[10:33] Rosalie
    Even the daytime seems dark
[10:39] Rosalie
    So dark, so dark, so dark,
    there's truly nothing
[10:45] Rosalie
    I don't even know how to laugh anymore
[10:52] Rosalie
    Even though I want to die, I can't
[10:58] Rosalie
    That's what that night was like
[11:04] SFX
    Gloom...
[11:07] Rosalie
    Oh, I'm having fun now, though!
[11:11] Kuku
    I was singing about things
    like destruction and death,
[11:15] Kuku
    but it was all just words.
    I've never actually died.
[11:18] Azusa
    No kidding.
[11:19] Kuku
    So... I realize now that I can't beat
    the power of words spoken in truth...
[11:24] SFX
    Sparkle, sparkle!
[11:24] Kuku
    I'm going to abandon the name Schifanoia
    and go by my real name, Kuku!
[11:30] Kuku
    And I'm going to try writing a new song
    incorporating all of your lyrics!
[12:08] Kuku
    Thank you all so much for everything!
[12:10] Azusa
    If you're ever in the area on tour,
    drop by the highlands to see us.
[12:15] Azusa
    In fact, you can think
    of it as coming home.
[12:18] Kuku
    I will! I promise!
[12:21] Flartorte
    Put on good concerts.
[12:23] Flartorte
    If you can do that,
    everything will work out.
[12:26] Kuku
    Right!
[12:27] Flatorte
    Frankly, you have no musical talent.
[12:30] Flatorte
    But success in this world doesn't
    always favor the talented first.
[12:34] Flatorte
    So it's possible that even you
    could end up successful.
[12:38] Flatorte
    First, you have to fight!
    Then just keep fighting from now on!
[12:42] Kuku
    Right!
[12:44] Azusa
    They're master and pupil already.
[12:48] Beelzebub
    I got some great sake,
    so I brought it here!
[12:51] Azusa
    Beelzebub, welcome!
    You don't have work to do?
[12:55] SFX
    Spinny spin!
[12:55] Beelzebub
    It's my day off!
[12:57] Beelzebub
    I'm spending today with Falfa and Shalsha!
[13:01] Beelzebub
    Who's this?
[13:03] Kuku
    I'm Kuku the minstrel.
[13:05] Azusa
    She's been staying here at
    the house for reasons.
[13:08] Beelzebub
    Oh?
[13:09] Beelzebub
    Then you should sing while we drink.
[13:11] Azusa
    Hey, don't put her on the spot like that.
[13:15] Kuku
    I'll do it!
[13:16] Kuku
    No, please let me do it!
[13:19] Kuku
    To find out if I can get by
    as my new, reborn self...
[13:23] Kuku
    I want someone who doesn't know me
    to hear my song and be the judge!
[13:33] Kuku
    Thank you for listening.
[13:40] Beelzebub
    Fantastic.
[13:42] Beelzebub
    That was great!
[13:44] Kuku
    Th-Thank you!
[13:46] Beelzebub
    I want you to perform at
    our next music festival!
[13:49] Azusa
    What's that?
[13:51] Beelzebub
    It's the biggest demon music event
    held in the castle town of Vanzeld.
[13:55] Azusa
    So it's a festival?
[13:56] Beelzebub
    I'll invite all of you, as well.
[13:59] Falfa
    Yay!
[14:00] Beelzebub
    Kuku, was it? Will you perform for us?
[14:02] Kuku
    Yes, if you'll have me!
[14:04] Kuku
    Oh, but how big is the stage?
[14:07] Beelzebub
    Well, you'll be performing for
    an audience of about 20,000.
[14:12] Kuku
    Twenty thousand?!
[14:15] Azusa
    Kuku?!
[14:16] Kuku
    Um... I'll practice like
    my life depends on it,
[14:20] Kuku
    so would you mind letting
    me stay here a bit longer?
[14:23] Azusa
    It looks like our life with
    Kuku isn't over just yet.
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes
    for 300 Years and
    Maxed Out My Level
[14:33] Fatla
    Now, everyone,
    please enjoy our music festival.
[14:37] Azusa
    Thanks, Fatla.
[14:39] Fatla
    You're welcome to visit the stage and
    rehearse before the event tonight.
[14:43] Fatla
    Would you like to?
[14:45] Kuku
    Yes, of course.
[14:46] Kuku
    It's a much bigger stage
    than any I've experienced.
[14:50] Azusa
    Kuku, give it your best!
[14:52] Kuku
    I will!
[14:53] Halkara
    Master, what shall we do?
[14:56] Rosalie
    There are a bunch of shops set up!
[14:58] Falfa
    I want to go see!
[15:00] Shalsha
    Me, too.
[15:13] Azusa
    That was fun!
[15:22] Azusa
    Kuku, what's wrong?
[15:24] Kuku
    I visited the venue,
    and it was just too big.
[15:27] Kuku
    When I think of performing on that stage...
[15:30] Azusa
    The new Kuku will pull through just fine.
[15:33] Laika
    That's right. I'm no expert, but I can
    still tell that you've improved.
[15:38] Kuku
    I hope so...
[15:40] Flatorte
    You'll be fine.
[15:42] Flatorte
    You already have the perseverance to stick
    with the same thing for a long time.
[15:45] Flatorte
    You were just investing your
    effort in the wrong way.
[15:48] Flatorte
    Now that you've fixed that, you can
    put on a good performance for sure.
[15:53] Kuku
    Right...
[15:54] Laika
    For all you say, Flatorte, you have no
    perseverance and never invest effort for long.
[16:00] Flatorte
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you mean by that?!
[16:03] Laika
    Well, you only crashed my sister
    Leila's wedding on a whim, right?
[16:08] Laika
    If you wanted to defeat us Red Dragons,
[16:10] Laika
    shouldn't you have started trying sooner?
[16:13] Flatorte
    That was the kind of thing
    that's best done on a whim!
[16:16] Laika
    Well, even if you had tried,
    I doubt you could have beaten us.
[16:21] Flatorte
    Fine! Let's settle this right here and now!
[16:23] Azusa
    Okay, you two, that's enough!
[16:25] Flatorte
    We'll have a contest to see who has
    better luck in today's horoscope.
[16:28] Laika
    I accept!
[16:30] Azusa
    That's too peaceful a solution!
[16:34] Flatorte
    What are you laughing at?
[16:36] Kuku
    I'm sorry... I didn't mean to...
[16:42] Flatorte
    Kuku, you've done all you could.
[16:45] Flatorte
    All that's left is to let the
    audience hear your song!
[16:50] Kuku
    Right!
[16:57] Beelzebub
    How's Kuku doing?
[17:00] Azusa
    She was a little nervous,
    but I think she's okay now.
[17:03] Azusa
    Beelzebub, thanks for offering
    Kuku this opportunity.
[17:09] Beelzebub
    All I did was give her a opportunity.
[17:12] Beelzebub
    Whether or not she seizes
    that opportunity is up to her.
[17:29] Kuku
    I'm Kuku.
[17:30] Kuku
    The song I'm about to perform...
[17:38] Kuku
    is called "Thank You."
[18:04] Kuku
    I know that
[18:08] Kuku
    I should be saying goodbye
[18:14] Kuku
    But that would be too sad
[18:20] Kuku
    So I'll say this instead
[18:24] Kuku
    Thank you
[18:27] Kuku
    I'm not disappearing and going away forever
[18:32] Kuku
    We'll both still be living under the same sky
[18:42] Kuku
    In different places, but at the same time
[18:48] Kuku
    There may be things that we forget
[18:56] Kuku
    Because we are alive
[19:00] Kuku
    But because we're alive, we can remember
[19:07] Kuku
    Yes, we can remember
[19:11] Kuku
    So whenever you feel like it, at least,
[19:16] Kuku
    Come and see me, please come and see me
[19:21] Kuku
    Thank you
[19:26] Kuku
    Thank you
[19:32] Kuku
    Thank you
[20:09] All
    Cheers!
[20:11] Azusa
    Kuku, you were awesome!
[20:13] Kuku
    I never thought it would go so well!
[20:15] Kuku
    I owe everything to all of you!
[20:18] Kuku
    I don't know how to thank you...
[20:20] Azusa
    What?
[20:21] Azusa
    There's only one thing to
    say at a time like that.
[20:24] Azusa
    "Thank you," right?
[20:26] Kuku
    Thank you!
[20:28] Beelzebub
    You've already got a ton of requests from
    the organizers to make appearances!
[20:33] Kuku
    This...
[20:34] Kuku
    It looks like enough work to keep me
    going in the capital for a while!
[20:38] Azusa
    Good for you, Kuku!
[20:40] Azusa
    You've become an overnight sensation!
[20:42] Kuku
    Yes...
[20:48] Flatorte
    Kuku, can I borrow your lute?
[20:51] Kuku
    Y-Yes, of course.
[20:54] Flatorte
    I have a song for you.
    It's not a very good one, though.
[21:07] Laika
    Is this...
[21:08] Flatorte
    Schifanoia!
[21:11] Flatorte
    As Schifanoia, you sang so hard
    that you lost consciousness!
[21:15] Flatorte
    Of course you wouldn't get popular
    with music like this, but still!
[21:18] Flatorte
    You kept doing it because
    you believed it was right!
[21:21] Flatorte
    So if you ever want to go back, you can!
[21:24] Flatorte
    Don't you dare get any dumb ideas
    about giving up on it forever!
[21:28] Flatorte
    You're not clever enough to keep up
    with what's popular in the world!
[21:32] Flatorte
    If you were, you would've
    been popular long ago!
[21:34] Flatorte
    Even I, Flatorte, got it wrong
    over and over and over again...
[21:42] Flatorte
    And now, I'm living here.
[21:45] Flatorte
    There is no right answer, but as
    long as you don't stop completely,
[21:48] Flatorte
    there are no total failures!
[21:50] Flatorte
    So you just sing however you want!
[21:54] Flatorte
    That's what your life is.
[22:00] Kuku
    Thank you so much!
[22:02] Kuku
    I'll do my best right here!
[22:05] Azusa
    They're definitely master and pupil.

Season 1

E11 - I Ate a Mushroom and Turned Into a Child

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[00:00] Halkara
    The skies are clear!
[00:02] Halkara
    A day like this calls for...
[00:03] SFX
    Ta-da!
[00:04] Halkara
    A mushroom-grilling party!
[00:06] Halkara
    Or for short, a shroompa!
[00:08] Falfa
    A shroompa! That sounds fun!
[00:10] Flatorte
    No meat, though?
[00:11] Azusa
    These are all types I've never seen before.
[00:14] Azusa
    Are you sure they're safe to eat?
[00:16] Halkara
    Of course!
[00:18] Halkara
    I made sure to only pick the edible ones!
[00:21] Halkara
    I've perfectly memorized which
    mushrooms in the nearby forests
[00:25] Halkara
    are edible and which ones aren't!
[00:27] Halkara
    They're definitely safe!
[00:30] Azusa
    You already have a bad record.
    Why are you so confident?
[00:34] Azusa
    Well, if you insist, I'll believe you.
[00:37] SFX
    Click, click.
[00:37] Halkara
    Now, let the shroompa begin!
[00:41] Halkara
    We spread some butter on the grill
    and toss the mushrooms on.
[00:44] Halkara
    Then we drizzle on some elvin, and...
[00:47] SFX
    Ta-da!
[00:48] Halkara
    That's all it takes to
    make them super tasty!
[00:50] SFX
    Scoot, scoot...
[00:54] Halkara
    What do you think?
[00:56] Azusa
    Br...
[00:57] Azusa
    Bring on the booze!
[01:00] Laika
    This is quite good.
[01:01] Flatorte
    It's not meat, but it's
    good in its own way!
[01:04] Shalsha
    Delicious.
[01:05] Falfa
    I didn't know there were so many
    different types of mushrooms!
[01:08] Falfa
    Forests are amazing!
[01:09] Rosalie
    Here you go, Sister.
[01:12] Azusa
    Man, nothing beats the combo of grilled
    mushrooms and butter with soy sauce!
[01:17] Halkara
    Soy sauce?
[01:18] SFX
    Pop!
[01:19] Azusa
    What's this mushroom called?
[01:22] Halkara
    They're black dwarf mushrooms.
[01:24] Halkara
    I only picked the ones that
    hadn't grown too big yet.
[01:26] SFX
    Pop!
[01:28] Azusa
    And this one?
[01:29] Halkara
    Gnome's hideaways.
[01:30] Halkara
    They don't grow in this area,
    so I grow them in my room.
[01:33] Halkara
    At their full size, they're big
    enough for a gnome to hide under.
[01:37] SFX
    Pop!
[01:38] Azusa
    Is this the same kind?
[01:39] Halkara
    Yes!
[01:40] Halkara
    That's also a gnome's hideaway...
[01:41] Halkara
    or rather, it's a gnome-maker mushroom.
[01:44] Halkara
    It's what they call a poison mushroom.
    Eating it makes you shrink!
[01:47] ---
    Gulp.
[01:51] Azusa
    Did you just say "poison"?
    Did you really just say "poison"?
[01:55] Halkara
    Master, your smile looks scary!
[01:58] SFX
    Boom!
[01:58] Azusa
    You said they were all
    definitely safe to eat!
[02:02] Halkara
    The ones I picked are perfectly fine!
[02:04] Halkara
    This is one I've been growing in my room!
[02:07] Azusa
    You think I care?!
[02:11] Halkara
    Master?
[02:13] Shalsha
    Mother!
[02:13] Falfa
    Mama!
[02:14] Laika
    Lady Azusa!
[02:15] Flatorte
    Mistress!
[02:16] Rosalie
    Sister!
[02:23] Azusa
    Wh-What? What just happened?
[02:26] Laika
    Lady Azusa...
[02:28] Falfa
    Mama, you're so cute!
[02:29] Azusa
    Cute? What?
[02:31] Azusa
    Wait, what is this?! Don't tell me I...
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
    and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN    I Ate a Mushroom and
    Turned Into a Child
SIGN    I Ate a Mushroom and
    Turned Into a Child
[04:09] Azusa
    I'm totally a child.
[04:11] Laika
    You certainly look young enough.
[04:13] Halkara
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[04:15] Halkara
    But don't worry! It doesn't do any
    harm, other than making you shrink!
[04:17] Halkara
    I'll find out how to turn you
    back to normal in no time!
[04:20] ---
    Hmph.
[04:21] Azusa
    Do that.
[04:24] Azusa
    I hope I can change back to normal soon...
[04:29] Laika
    Um, Lady Azusa...
[04:31] Laika
    This is very difficult
    for me to say, but...
[04:34] SFX
    Sparkle, sparkle...
[04:34] Laika
    You're so cute!
[04:36] Azusa
    You're crying?!
[04:37] SFX
    Scoot, scoot...
[04:38] Flatorte
    Upsy-daisy!
[04:40] Azusa
    That's not going to make me happy!
    I'm not actually a child!
[04:43] Rosalie
    Even though your body's smaller,
    I guess your soul weighs the same.
[04:48] Azusa
    What are you seeing, exactly?!
[04:52] Laika
    I'm glad the village had clothes
    like yours in children's sizes.
[04:56] Falfa
    Here, Mama! Open wide!
[05:01] Azusa
    Again, I'm not a child...
[05:02] Shalsha
    Memoirs, Volume 1: The Intrinsic Differences
    Between Knowledge and Experience
.
[05:06] Azusa
    What book is that?
[05:08] Shalsha
    A literary masterpiece about
    intuitive cognition.
[05:11] Azusa
    That's not a book you'd read to
    a child. Not that I'm a child.
[05:15] Shalsha
    Listening to it will make you sleepy.
[05:17] Shalsha
    It's great for getting babies to nap.
[05:24] Azusa
    This is...
[05:25] Azusa
    A kids' lunch...
[05:27] Laika
    I tried making it fancy
    to suit your appearance.
[05:31] Azusa
    You're enjoying this...
[05:33] Azusa
    Where's Halkara?
[05:34] Laika
    She's secluded herself in her room to
    search for a way to turn you back.
[05:37] Azusa
    She'd better find it...
[05:39] Laika
    Um, Lady Azusa... I have a favor to ask...
[05:43] Azusa
    What is it?
[05:44] SFX
    Floaty...
[05:45] Laika
    Would you let me pet your head?
[05:50] Azusa
    Okay, fine!
[05:52] Azusa
    At this point, you might as
    well coddle me all you want!
[05:54] Azusa
    I've resigned myself!
[05:56] SFX
    Pet, pet.
[05:58] Laika
    Lady Azusa, you're so cute.
[06:00] Laika
    Even your grumpy face is adorable.
[06:02] Flatorte
    Hey! No fair getting her to yourself!
[06:04] SFX
    Pet, pet, pet.
[06:06] Flatorte
    I'm petting you more gently
    than she did, aren't I?
[06:08] Flatorte
    My petting is much softer
    than hers, isn't it?
[06:11] Laika
    That is not true!
[06:11] SFX
    Pet, pet.
[06:12] Laika
    I can pet her more gently!
[06:14] Flatorte
    It's obvious that my way feels nicer!
[06:18] Azusa
    Are you fighting or petting me?
    Make up your minds.
[06:24] Azusa
    Nope, I can't reach it.
[06:28] Rosalie
    Here you go, Sister.
[06:29] Azusa
    Thanks, Rosalie.
[06:31] Rosalie
    Hey, Sister... if you want, um...
[06:34] Rosalie
    I could comb your hair for you.
[06:36] Azusa
    You, too?
[06:38] Azusa
    Okay, go for it.
[06:41] Rosalie
    Hmm... It's a very distant memory,
[06:44] Rosalie
    but I think I played with dolls this way
[06:46] Rosalie
    back when I lived in the mansion.
[06:49] Azusa
    Dolls...
[06:52] Halkara
    Sorry I took so long!
[06:54] Azusa
    Oh, did you find a clue
    to changing me back?
[06:56] Halkara
    Yes!
[07:01] Halkara
    I found nothing! I'm sorry!
[07:02] Azusa
    Then why did you look
    pleased with yourself?!
[07:04] Halkara
    I decided to tell you the truth and
    apologize, and this is what my face did!
[07:08] Halkara
    All I can do is sincerely apologize!
[07:11] Azusa
    This doesn't solve anything.
[07:13] Azusa
    I have no choice but to ask the demons.
[07:17] Azusa
    Vosanosanon ujishidau veyani enrila!
[07:22] Beelzebub
    That was a nice bath.
[07:24] Azusa
    You've gotten used to appearing
    in the bathtub, huh?
[07:27] Beelzebub
    Oh? Who is this?
[07:29] Beelzebub
    You bear an uncanny resemblance to Azusa...
[07:31] SFX
    Shoop.
[07:31] Beelzebub
    Could you be her daughter?
[07:32] SFX
    Shoop.
[07:33] Azusa
    It's me. I'm Azusa.
[07:35] Azusa
    I shrank because of a poison mushroom.
[07:38] Beelzebub
    How cute! How adorable!
[07:40] Azusa
    Hey! Don't treat me like a kid!
[07:42] Beelzebub
    Resisting being treated like a
    child makes you even cuter!
[07:47] Beelzebub
    I see. So you decided to rely on
    the knowledge of the demons.
[07:51] Azusa
    Please do something!
    I can't stay like this forever!
[07:55] Beelzebub
    Can't you?
[07:57] Beelzebub
    Would it not be nice to live as the
    most adorable child there is?
[08:01] Azusa
    Fine. I'll tell everyone the great
    demon Beelzebub lost to a little kid.
[08:05] Beelzebub
    That's not fair!
[08:07] Beelzebub
    Very well. I'll search Vanzeld
    Castle for a way to restore you.
[08:11] Beelzebub
    You'll need to come with me.
[08:13] Azusa
    All right.
[08:14] Beelzebub
    We'll bring Shalsha and Falfa, as well.
[08:17] Azusa
    Why?
[08:18] Beelzebub
    It makes me happy.
[08:34] Beelzebub
    Ah, that was just like being in Heaven!
[08:37] Beelzebub
    What an explosion of cuteness!
[08:39] Azusa
    Um, please don't tell
    Pecora about this, okay?
[08:43] Azusa
    If she finds out,
    it'll complicate things for sure.
[08:46] Pecora
    Greetings, Dear Sister.
[08:48] Pecora
    I've been waiting for you.
[08:51] Pecora
    I can't have you underestimating
    the Demon King's power.
[08:56] SFX
    Shine!
[08:57] Pecora
    I never dreamed you could look
    so adorable, Dear Sister!
[09:00] Azusa
    I want to go back to normal, though.
[09:02] Pecora
    Oh, what a waste!
[09:04] Pecora
    You should, at least, stay like
    this until I get tired of it!
[09:07] Azusa
    Pecora!
[09:08] Pecora
    Then let's ask the members of your family.
[09:11] SFX
    Scoot, scoot...
[09:12] Pecora
    Falfa and Shalsha, do you prefer
    your mama as she is now,
[09:15] Pecora
    or do you want her the way she was before?
[09:17] Pecora
    If you choose "as she is now,"
    I'll give you all the candy you want.
[09:21] Falfa
    Um, what should we say?
[09:22] Shalsha
    The ultimate decision...
[09:24] Azusa
    Don't be bought off with candy!
    Mama wants to go back to normal!
[09:28] Both
    Um...
[09:29] Pecora
    All right, enough with the jokes.
[09:31] Azusa
    Jokes?
[09:32] SFX
    Fwip!
[09:32] Pecora
    Allow me to suggest a way you
    can change back to normal.
[09:36] Pecora
    Within the demon realm, in a forest
    far, far away from the castle,
[09:41] Pecora
    there is a massive tree
    known as the World Tree.
[09:45] Pecora
    At its very top is a pharmacist who
    deals in every medicine ever known.
[09:50] Azusa
    The World Tree?
[09:51] Azusa
    We have to go that far to fix this?
[09:54] Pecora
    Slow and steady wins the race.
[09:56] Pecora
    It's better than trying some shady
    treatment method, don't you think?
[09:59] Azusa
    All right. I'll try climbing
    up this World Tree, then.
[10:03] Azusa
    What's the place like?
[10:05] Pecora
    The inside of the World Tree is hollow,
[10:07] Pecora
    and it's laid out like a complex maze.
[10:09] Pecora
    The top is the 108th floor,
[10:10] Pecora
    and on the way there are many areas
    inhabited by ferocious wild animals.
[10:15] Azusa
    A dungeon with 108 floors is pretty big.
[10:18] Azusa
    But still, I have to go.
[10:21] Pecora
    In that case, Vania, please take
    Dear Sister to the World Tree.
[10:26] Vania
    So I really have to go, then?
    I suppose I do...
[10:29] Fatla
    Sending my younger sister alone
    worries me. I will go, as well.
[10:32] Pecora
    By the way, Beelzebub, you have plenty of
    work to catch up on while they're away.
[10:37] Beelzebub
    Understood.
[10:38] SFX
    Gloom...
[10:39] Azusa
    Well, I'll be back soon.
[10:41] Falfa
    I want to go with you!
[10:43] Azusa
    It might be dangerous.
    You two need to stay here.
[10:47] Falfa
    Okay...
[10:49] Shalsha
    I know Mother will be fine.
[10:51] Azusa
    All right!
[10:52] Azusa
    Let's get going, Fatla, Vania!
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes
    for 300 Years and
    Maxed Out My Level
SIGN    World Tree
[11:03] Azusa
    Wow...
[11:04] Azusa
    Its size is pretty shocking
    when I see it in person.
[11:07] Fatla
    I haven't seen the World Tree in some time.
[11:10] Fatla
    Since that school field trip, was it?
[11:11] Vania
    I came here for a field trip, too!
[11:14] Azusa
    Wow, you've both been here before?
[11:18] Azusa
    Okay, let's go.
[11:21] Azusa
    Even if it's a complex, mysterious dungeon,
[11:24] Azusa
    I'm doing this to go back to normal.
[11:25] Azusa
    I'll get through it, no matter what!
SIGN    Elevator to 10th floor just over there!
    1300 Coyns
[11:35] Azusa
    What does this mean?
[11:36] Fatla
    Coyns are demon currency.
[11:38] Azusa
    Not that. The elevator part.
[11:40] Fatla
    Many people want to go higher
    and higher up the World Tree,
[11:44] Fatla
    which led to the sale of elevator usage.
[11:47] Fatla
    The higher you want to
    go, the more it costs.
[11:49] Azusa
    I thought it'd be more like a dungeon...
[11:53] Fatla
    It does have aspects of one, of course.
[11:55] Fatla
    The 11th and 12th floors are home to
[11:58] Fatla
    wild World Tree 11th Floor Wolves
    and World Tree 12th Floor Wolves,
[12:02] Fatla
    so we'll need to be careful.
[12:04] Azusa
    What a dumb way to name animal species...
[12:06] Azusa
    Wait, where's Vania?
[12:08] Vania
    I'm sorry!
[12:09] Vania
    I went to buy deep-fried
    buns from that shop!
[12:12] Vania
    The deep-fried buns here are so
    exquisite, they've become famous!
[12:15] Azusa
    This is just a tourist trap!
[12:17] Azusa
    That smells good...
[12:19] Azusa
    Let me try a bit!
[12:21] Vania
    Good thing they gave you the
    children's price, isn't it, Azusa?
SIGN    Floor 1 → Floor 10
[12:24] SFX
    Step, step, step, step...
[12:28] Azusa
    There's a lot I'd like to say here,
    but let's head to floor 11.
[12:31] Azusa
    We've got a long way to go.
[12:33] Azusa
    They want 500 coyns per person
    for wild animal conservation?
[12:37] Fatla
    Incidentally, the 13th floor also has
    a gate where you'll need to pay.
[12:42] Azusa
    This seems like such a shoddy business...
SIGN    Floor 11: Jungle Area
[12:44] Azusa
    This definitely looks like a place
    where scary animals would live.
[13:03] Azusa
    What the heck?!
[13:04] Azusa
    They're totally tame!
    Where are the wild animals?!
[13:08] Fatla
    Many visitors here are powerful demons,
[13:11] Fatla
    so the animals are no longer hostile.
[13:13] Fatla
    In fact, they learned to bow
    their heads to beg for food.
SIGN    Elevator to the 17th floor this way
    2200 coyns per adult
[13:17] Azusa
    Suddenly it costs more
    to make less progress.
[13:20] Fatla
    On the 18th floor, we can see
    World Tree 18th Floor Wildcats
[13:23] SFX
    Meow!
[13:24] Fatla
    and a rare plant called the
    World Tree 18th Floor Rose.
[13:25] SFX
    Rose, rose!
[13:27] Azusa
    And I bet there's another elevator
    on the 19th floor, right?
[13:30] Fatla
    Yes. I believe the fare is 3,000 coyns.
SIGN    ~ Floor 19
SIGN    ~ Floor 17
SIGN    Floors 1~10
[13:36] Azusa
    That's demonic business!
    They really are demons!
[13:39] Vania
    This brings back memories.
[13:41] Vania
    When I came here on my field trip,
[13:42] Vania
    I tried to see how far I
    could get without paying,
[13:45] Vania
    but I got lost and ended up
    late to our meet-up time.
[13:49] Fatla
    Life in this area relies
    on the tourist industry,
[13:52] Fatla
    so the maze here is more difficult.
[13:54] Fatla
    They dig holes, add poisonous
    swamps, and other things
[13:57] Fatla
    to make sure visitors
    will use the elevators.
[14:00] Azusa
    They're building a dungeon...
SIGN    Floor 11 → Floor 18
[14:02] SFX
    Step, step, step...
[14:05] Roses
    Rose, rose...
SIGN    Floor 19 → Floor 38
[14:08] SFX
    Step, step, step...
[14:09] Fatla
    It's getting late.
    Let's stay here for the night.
[14:13] SFX
    Ka-tunk!
[14:15] Vania
    This feels so nice.
[14:17] Azusa
    It's nothing like the
    World Tree I had imagined...
[14:21] Fatla
    Yes, there was no stopping its
    transition to a tourist stop.
[14:24] Fatla
    That said, there are no elevators
    after the eighth station.
[14:28] Azusa
    What is this, Mount Fuji?
[14:29] Fatla
    Azusa, it might be a strange
    way to bring this up, but...
[14:34] Fatla
    Thank you for giving me this opportunity.
[14:37] Fatla
    It had been a long time since my
    sister and I took a trip together.
[14:41] Azusa
    Yeah, I bet. You're both so busy with
    work, I'm sure you never had time.
[14:46] Fatla
    I must apologize. This is
    part of our work, as well.
[14:49] Azusa
    It's fine. Sorry for dragging you
    both into such a weird task.
[14:53] Fatla
    Well, the floors will be more
    cramped from this point on,
[14:57] Fatla
    so we'll be moving upward at a faster pace.
[14:59] Fatla
    Tomorrow night, we'll
    lodge on the 84th floor.
[15:02] Vania
    After that, it's a real
    dungeon, with no lodging.
[15:06] Azusa
    Right! Let's do this thing!
SIGN    Floor 38 → Floor 39
[15:08] SFX
    Step, step, step...
SIGN    Floor 39 → Floor 85
[15:24] Fatla
    Please be careful.
[15:25] Fatla
    This floor is home to drooling
    sloths and snot-nosed sloths.
[15:30] Sloth
    Durr!
[15:31] Sloth
    Durr!
[15:33] Fatla
    They are ferocious, so they will attack.
[15:36] Sloth
    Durr!
[15:37] Azusa
    Kiddie Punch!
[15:39] Sloth
    Durr!
[15:40] Azusa
    As far as my stats go, I still
    seem to be doing pretty well.
[15:43] Vania
    Wow! That was amazing!
[15:46] Sloths
    Durr!
[15:47] Vania
    You can leave these to me!
[15:52] Sloths
    Durr!
[15:53] Azusa
    You two are pretty strong, too!
[15:55] Azusa
    I guess you are Leviathans, huh?
[15:57] Vania
    Yes!
[15:57] Sloths
    Durr!
[15:59] Fatla
    Now, let us hurry.
SIGN    Floor 89
SIGN    Floor 96
SIGN    Floor 102
SIGN    Floor 87 → Floor 107
SIGN    Floor 107
[16:10] Azusa
    We made it...
[16:26] Azusa
    I didn't say anything yet.
[16:29] Fatla
    I knew what you were going to say.
[16:30] Fatla
    We've come this far together, after all.
[16:33] Azusa
    I guess so.
[16:35] Vania
    What's this? I feel kind of strange.
[16:39] Vania
    I'm not normally the type to cry...
[16:42] Fatla
    You mustn't.
[16:43] Fatla
    We're still on the job.
[16:48] Fatla
    When we were still children,
[16:49] Fatla
    you nearly jumped off and fell
    from here, didn't you, Vania?
[16:52] Vania
    I didn't do anything that clumsy.
[16:55] Vania
    You were the one who just started
    complaining more as we kept going.
[17:01] Vania
    And then Father said we never
    should have brought you along.
[17:06] Fatla
    Well, climbing that volcano
    really was exhausting.
[17:10] Fatla
    And it took longer than we expected.
[17:12] Vania
    As I always tell you, not everything
    works out exactly as scheduled.
[17:17] Fatla
    Or maybe you're just too lazy.
SIGN    Floor 108
[17:33] Azusa
    Excuse me.
[17:34] Azusa
    I ate a gnome-maker mushroom
    and became smaller.
[17:38] Azusa
    Do you have any medicine that
    can change me back to normal?
[17:41] Pharmacist
    Ah, yes, yes.
[17:42] Pharmacist
    Until recently, that mushroom's
    effects were difficult to treat,
[17:46] Pharmacist
    but I've since learned that a certain
    medicine works well against it.
[17:49] Azusa
    Really?
[17:50] Pharmacist
    Yes, it's become a huge hit.
[17:54] Pharmacist
    Here it is.
[17:55] Azusa
    Isn't this...
[17:57] Pharmacist
    It's made by a witch named Eno who's
    well-known as the Witch of the Cave.
[18:00] Azusa
    Ah, yeah. Right.
[18:02] Eno
    Hello! It's the Witch of the Cave, Eno!
[18:06] Eno
    I brought three more
    cases of that medicine!
[18:09] Azusa
    Eno!
[18:10] Azusa
    What are you doing here?!
[18:12] Eno
    Huh? Whose child are you?
[18:15] Eno
    Wait, are you... the Witch
    of the Highlands?!
[18:19] Eno
    Wow! You actually walked
    all the way up here?
[18:22] Azusa
    Yeah...
[18:23] Eno
    Dragons can't make it, but wyverns
    can come straight to the top.
[18:27] Eno
    They carry medicines and such.
[18:29] Eno
    Also, it doesn't make sense.
[18:31] Eno
    I deliver Mandragora Pills
    to Vanzeld Castle, too.
[18:35] Eno
    I'm certain the Demon King
    knows I transport them there.
[18:38] Azusa
    Wha—
[18:40] Pecora
    I forgot that a wyvern could
    fly straight to the top!
[18:43] Pecora
    Oopsie!
[18:44] SFX
    Tee-hee!
[18:45] Azusa
    No, you totally knew. And you
    knew about the medicine, too.
[18:49] Pecora
    Whatever do you mean?
[18:51] Azusa
    Never mind.
[18:53] Azusa
    We were allowed to ride a wyvern
    back to get here faster.
[18:56] Azusa
    I just want to take that
    medicine and have a bath.
[18:59] Azusa
    I'm a mess after that crazy adventure.
[19:01] Pecora
    Wait a moment!
[19:02] Pecora
    You might as well return to
    normal in front of everyone.
[19:06] Azusa
    Well, we did work hard to get this.
[19:08] Azusa
    Maybe that would be more moving.
[19:12] Beelzebub
    Really? It was just Mandragora Pills?
[19:15] Beelzebub
    You worked so hard for nothing.
[19:17] Azusa
    All's well that ends well.
[19:19] Azusa
    I'm going back to normal now.
[19:27] Azusa
    Here it comes!
[19:29] Shalsha
    I'm apprehensive about this.
[19:33] Shalsha
    If she gets bigger,
[19:34] Shalsha
    she won't fit in children's clothes.
[19:40] Pecora
    Oh, Dear Sister! How scandalous!
[19:42] Pecora
    As your little sister,
    I can't bear to watch!
[19:44] Azusa
    Pecora! You knew this would
    happen and didn't tell me!
[19:48] Pecora
    I don't know what you
    mean. I haven't the foggiest!
[19:52] Azusa
    At this point, we all might
    as well take a bath!
[19:55] Azusa
    We'll all be naked together,
    including you! Got it?!
[19:58] Pecora
    Huh?
[20:02] Azusa
    There's nothing better than a big bath.
[20:05] Beelzebub
    I hear you.
[20:07] Beelzebub
    It hits even deeper when
    you're exhausted from work.
[20:15] Azusa
    Pecora.
[20:16] Pecora
    D-Dear Sister!
[20:18] Azusa
    Does being in the bath with
    all of us embarrass you?
[20:21] Pecora
    N-No, it's just... I-I'm not
    used to this sort of thing...
[20:27] Azusa
    Oh, yeah. Since you're the Demon King,
[20:30] Azusa
    I guess you wouldn't take
    baths with anyone.
[20:34] Azusa
    But when you get me, I get you back.
[20:36] Azusa
    I'm gonna get a good look at you naked!
[20:38] Pecora
    Th-That's scandalous!
[20:42] Azusa
    Being naked is the proper
    attire for a bath.
[20:45] Azusa
    Besides, it's not embarrassing when
    everyone's in it together, right?
[20:49] Azusa
    Still, you took your joke a
    little too far this time.
[20:54] Azusa
    Listen, Pecora.
[20:56] Azusa
    No matter what your reason is,
    I'm your older sister,
[21:00] Azusa
    and if my little sister does
    something bad, I'll scold her.
[21:06] Azusa
    Understand?
[21:09] Pecora
    I'm sorry.
[21:11] Azusa
    Good girl.
[21:13] Azusa
    No more hard feelings, right?
[21:15] Pecora
    Um, Dear Sister...
[21:17] Azusa
    What?
[21:19] Pecora
    I always dreamed of getting a kiss
    because of the books I read,
[21:25] Pecora
    but nothing beyond that was
    written in the books.
[21:28] Azusa
    Ah. So that's the most
    you could imagine, huh?
[21:32] Azusa
    You're very pure.
[21:34] Pecora
    So there's something I'd
    like you to do for me.
[21:37] Azusa
    Just name it.
[21:39] Pecora
    May I... touch your breasts?
[21:43] Azusa
    What?! What are you saying?!
[21:45] Pecora
    I thought I should get used to it, too!
[21:48] Pecora
    I hoped touching your chest
    would get me more accustomed!
[21:51] Azusa
    That is not allowed!
[21:54] Pecora
    Why isn't it allowed, Dear Sister?!
[21:57] Azusa
    If the Demon King had some weird awakening,
    it'd cause irreversible damage!
[22:01] Azusa
    I can't grant that favor!
[22:02] Pecora
    Dear Sister!
[22:04] Azusa
    For the sake of world peace,
    you need to remain pure!

Season 1

E12 - We Opened a Coffee Shop

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[00:18] Falfa
    Wow, how pretty!
[00:19] Azusa
    That's right. I guess it
    is festival season now.
[00:23] Laika
    What sort of festival is it?
[00:25] Shalsha
    It's Flatta's dance festival.
[00:27] Shalsha
    It started about 250 years ago,
[00:30] Shalsha
    and everyone dances however they please
    in the town square or the highlands.
[00:33] Shalsha
    It's about offering the fruits
    of the harvest to the earth god
[00:37] Shalsha
    and praying for a bountiful
    harvest next year.
[00:40] Shalsha
    The celebration lasts two days,
    both on the festival's eve and the day of the festival.
[00:44] Halkara
    It's nice to be able to
    dance however you please!
[00:49] Laika
    Are you going to participate, Lady Azusa?
[00:51] Azusa
    I distance myself from this one a bit.
[00:54] Azusa
    I've been living around here since
    before the festival started,
[00:57] Azusa
    so if I'm not careful, I could end
    up being given the starring role.
[01:02] Laika
    I see...
[01:04] Falfa
    Does this festival have stalls
    that sell sweet candies?
[01:07] Shalsha
    The study of festivals is
    historically important.
[01:11] Halkara
    You know, drinks can be
    sold at festivals, too.
[01:14] Halkara
    Even at higher prices,
    they sell like hotcakes.
[01:16] Halkara
    At times, I felt like they make
    a little too much profit...
[01:17] Azusa
    That's true... My family
    did grow all of a sudden.
[01:24] Azusa
    Since we're here, maybe I'll try to change
    how I interact with these things.
[01:31] Azusa
    What should I do, though?
[01:33] Halkara
    More fruit wine, please!
[01:36] Azusa
    Halkara, you can drink,
    but don't go overboard, okay?
[01:39] Halkara
    I make drinks out of plants myself,
[01:43] Halkara
    so I can't help drinking them to compare...
[01:46] Azusa
    She can make drinks...
[01:48] Laika
    I see.
[01:50] Laika
    They add pepper as a secret ingredient.
[01:52] Laika
    I'm going to try making
    this sauce sometime.
[01:56] Azusa
    And she can cook...
[01:57] Falfa
    Mama!
[01:59] Falfa
    Have some water!
[02:00] Shalsha
    I got some share plates.
[02:02] Azusa
    Thanks, you two.
[02:08] Azusa
    And we have two cute waitresses!
[02:10] Azusa
    I have an idea!
[02:12] Azusa
    We'll open a coffee shop called
    The Witch's House on festival's eve!
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
    and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN    We Opened a Coffee Shop
SIGN    We Opened a Coffee Shop
[03:51] Rosalie
    Sister, it's here!
[03:53] SFX
    Ta-da!
[03:56] Halkara
    What is this?
[03:58] Azusa
    Waitress uniforms for The Witch's House.
[04:00] Azusa
    Remember when we all got
    measured the other day?
[04:13] Azusa
    Let's all try them on right now!
[04:20] Azusa
    Well, I guess it works.
[04:22] Falfa
    Mama!
[04:25] SFX
    Float, float...
[04:25] Falfa
    How do we look?
[04:27] Shalsha
    It doesn't feel that bad...
[04:29] SFX
    Blush!
[04:30] SFX
    Hug!
[04:31] Azusa
    Yes! You're adorable!
[04:32] Halkara
    Um...
[04:34] SFX
    Boing, boing.
[04:35] Halkara
    They took my measurements,
    but the chest is still so tight...
[04:39] SFX
    Plump.
[04:42] Azusa
    What kind of shady shop are we running?!
[04:44] Azusa
    Halkara, if you wear that,
    you're banned from the shop.
[04:46] SFX
    Shock!
[04:47] Halkara
    We haven't even opened up yet!
[04:49] Falfa
    Flatorte, you look so cute!
[04:51] Shalsha
    It's very harmonious.
[04:53] Shalsha
    It's almost as if they used
    the golden ratio somehow.
[04:56] Flatorte
    Y-You think so?
[04:57] Flatorte
    Personally, I find it very restrictive.
[04:59] Flatorte
    I feel more comfortable naked.
[05:01] Flatorte
    The great Flatorte will
    fight this battle naked!
[05:05] Azusa
    There's no way that's better!
[05:06] Rosalie
    Aw, you're all so lucky.
[05:09] Rosalie
    I wish I could try something on, too.
[05:12] Azusa
    You'll be changing your
    outfit, too, of course.
[05:16] Azusa
    Allow this outstretched
    hand to reach the other side!
[05:22] Azusa
    Work, magic!
[05:24] Azusa
    Change, Rosalie!
[05:32] SFX
    Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!
[05:35] Rosalie
    Wow, this is great!
[05:37] Rosalie
    Thank you, Sister!
[05:39] Azusa
    Sure. You look great.
[05:43] Azusa
    Now, that just leaves Laika...
[05:54] Azusa
    A god... There's a god here...
[06:01] Laika
    It, um...
[06:03] Laika
    doesn't look too odd, does it?
[06:06] Both
    Priceless...
[06:08] Laika
    I wore something like this for
    a school play long ago...
[06:12] Laika
    I got the same reaction and
    felt just as embarrassed.
[06:15] Azusa
    Oh, that embarrassed face!
[06:18] Both
    Priceless!
[06:19] SFX
    Freeze...
[06:21] Laika
    Please don't say the same
    thing over and over!
[06:24] Azusa
    All right! Now we come up with our menu!
[06:28] SFX
    Hop!
[06:29] Halkara
    Sounds like it's my turn!
[06:33] Halkara
    I've already come up with this!
[06:36] Azusa
    Hmm...
[06:37] Azusa
    Okay, this "Fifteen-Flavor
    Aphrodisiac Drink Blend" is out.
[06:41] Halkara
    Why?! It was a huge hit
    among the men of Flatta!
[06:45] Guy
    I'm still in my prime!
[06:47] SFX
    Pop!
[06:47] Azusa
    That's not the image we want!
[06:48] Azusa
    And this "Drink Daily to Grow Taller in a Month!
    Bone-Lengthening Herbal Blend" is out, too.
[06:51] SFX
    Shabam!
[06:53] Azusa
    Come up with something more normal!
[06:56] Halkara
    Well, if you want something else...
[06:59] Halkara
    All I have is this "Wild Grape and Honey Juice
    with a Light Flavor and Pleasant Aftertaste."
[07:04] Azusa
    That's what you should've given me first!
[07:07] Laika
    Honestly, you have no
    sense for this at all.
[07:10] Flatorte
    You're the one who lacks sense!
[07:13] Azusa
    What's all the fuss over here?
[07:16] Laika
    Lady Azusa!
[07:17] Laika
    Please hear out my idea!
[07:19] Laika
    Anyone who can eat this giant
    omelet within 30 minutes
[07:22] Laika
    gets their meal free! What do you think?
[07:24] Azusa
    Uh, I'm not sure we want
    competitive eating material...
[07:30] Flatorte
    It's unthinkable!
[07:31] Flatorte
    What is cooking without meat?
[07:33] Flatorte
    So we serve endless delicious meat dishes!
[07:36] SFX
    Om.
[07:36] Flatorte
    This is all we need!
[07:43] Azusa
    No, it's not!
[07:45] Azusa
    Both of you are wrong!
[07:48] Laika
    Then what about topping boiled pasta
    with sweet cream for something unique?
[07:53] Azusa
    I like that you're up for a challenge,
    but that's not necessary!
[07:56] Halkara
    Master!
[07:56] SFX
    Shine!
[07:57] SFX
    Slide, slide...
[07:58] Halkara
    Then let's serve a full-course meal
    using 36 types of mushrooms!
[08:03] Azusa
    Some are gonna be poisonous, though.
[08:05] Falfa
    Mama!
[08:07] Falfa
    Look at the big grasshopper I caught!
[08:09] Falfa
    What if we cook this grasshopper?
[08:11] Azusa
    We can't serve that in the shop.
[08:13] Azusa
    I'll come up with the menu!
[08:16] Rosalie
    There we go.
[08:20] Rosalie
    All right, that's done!
[08:41] Natalie
    Great Witch!
[08:42] Natalie
    I look forward to seeing your shop.
[08:46] Falfa
    It's a coffee shop, The Witch's House!
[08:48] Shalsha
    It's opening tomorrow.
[08:50] Laika
    Please come and visit.
[08:52] Flatorte
    Check out our coffee shop,
    The Witch's House!
[08:54] Rosalie
    We'll have tasty food!
[08:55] Laika
    Please come and visit.
[08:56] Flatorte
    You'd better come!
[08:58] Halkara
    Here you go!
[09:03] Shalsha
    Not bad.
[09:05] Azusa
    Thanks, everyone.
[09:07] Azusa
    So, tomorrow's the day we open.
[09:10] Azusa
    Though I'm not sure if anyone will come...
[09:12] Azusa
    No, the most important thing
    is that we have fun.
[09:16] Azusa
    Let's all have fun tomorrow!
[09:19] All
    Yeah!
[09:36] Azusa
    Well, gotta start getting
    things ready early...
SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes
    for 300 Years and
    Maxed Out My Level
[09:57] Laika
    This is...
[09:58] Falfa
    Wow...
[09:59] Shalsha
    They're even coming from outside of Flatta.
[10:02] Halkara
    Hmm, lining up overnight
    is against the rules.
[10:05] SFX
    Slither...
[10:05] Rosalie
    Nope, I heard the first ones rushed
    here first thing in the morning.
[10:08] Halkara
    That's okay, then!
[10:11] Azusa
    We'll have to open ahead of schedule!
[10:15] All
    Yeah!
[10:20] Azusa
    Our coffee shop, The Witch's House,
    is opening one hour early!
[10:26] Azusa
    Nobody cheers like that for
    a coffee shop opening!
[10:36] Three
    Welcome!
[10:38] Three
    Welcome!
[10:40] All
    Welcome to our coffee shop,
    The Witch's House!
[10:49] Customer 1(F)
    The Great Witch looks
    beautiful as a waitress...
[10:51] SFX
    Float...
[10:55] Customer 2(M)
    And Halkara looks like the perfect
    balance of wholesome and unwholesome.
[10:56] SFX
    Float...
[11:00] Falfa
    May we take your order?
[11:03] Shalsha
    Here's some water.
[11:05] Customer 3(F)
    Her twin daughters couldn't be cuter!
[11:07] Customer 1(F)
    Yes, but above all...
[11:11] Laika
    Thank you for waiting.
[11:13] Laika
    Here is the omelet you ordered.
[11:17] Laika
    Please take your time enjoying your meal.
[11:21] Customer 4(M)
    She's a goddess.
[11:23] Customer 5(F)
    If I had a little sister like that,
    I'd be hugging her all the time.
[11:26] Customer 6(F)
    No words are needed... Just...
[11:29] Customers 1-6
    Priceless!
[11:30] Laika
    P-Please don't stare at me so much...
[11:34] Laika
    It's embarrassing...
[11:35] SFX
    Pshoom!
[11:36] Customer 8(M)
    Hey, hang in there!
[11:37] Customer 9(F)
    It's a shallow wound!
[11:39] Azusa
    What kind of shop is this?
[11:41] Flatorte
    I hate that Laika is getting
    all the attention!
[11:44] Flatorte
    I won't lose to her!
[11:46] SFX
    Bam! Bam! Bam!
[11:49] Flatorte
    I can carry all these at once!
[11:51] Customers
    Ooh!
[11:52] Male Customer
    Amazing!
[11:53] Female Customer
    How wonderful!
[11:53] Flatorte
    It's a piece of cake!
[11:54] Azusa
    Wait, if you try to do that...
[12:01] Rosalie
    That was a close one.
[12:04] Rosalie
    There!
[12:07] Customer 10(F)
    The ghost lady is the best!
[12:09] Customer 11(F)
    That's fantastic service!
[12:12] Rosalie
    Thanks.
[12:13] Azusa
    I guess people enjoy service with style.
[12:16] Halkara
    Master!
[12:19] Customer 12(M)
    This juice is really refreshing.
[12:21] Customer 13(F)
    And the soup warms me right up.
[12:24] Customer 13(F)
    It's so homely, but so elegant, too.
[12:27] Customer 14(F)
    The wall decorations are adorable.
[12:29] Halkara
    They all seem to enjoy both
    the food and the atmosphere.
[12:35] Azusa
    All right, everyone, keep up the good work!
[12:38] Falfa
    Okay!
[12:42] Laika
    Thank you very much.
[12:47] Shalsha
    I'm sorry, Mother.
    My feet can't take any more.
[12:51] Azusa
    No, I'm sorry I didn't notice.
[12:54] Azusa
    Just take it easy.
[12:57] Shalsha
    No, I'll take over the register.
[13:00] Shalsha
    This way, I can keep working.
[13:02] Azusa
    Thank you. But don't overdo it, okay?
[13:05] SFX
    Sputter, sputter...
[13:06] Halkara
    Here's your milk tea!
[13:08] Halkara
    Here's your salad with forest tree nuts!
[13:08] SFX
    Sputter, sputter...
[13:11] Rosalie
    So three coffees, a mini chiffon
    cake, and two fruit cakes...
[13:15] Rosalie
    And for you, a black tea, a milk,
    a special omelet, and a sandwich?
[13:19] Azusa
    It's a good kind of surprise, but I
    never thought we'd be this successful.
[13:23] Beelzebub
    What a fine shop.
[13:24] Azusa
    Thank you for waiting!
    How many in... your...
[13:27] Azusa
    Don't you have anything to do at work?
[13:29] Beelzebub
    You're being awfully rude to a customer.
[13:32] Azusa
    Did I tell you we were doing this?
[13:34] Beelzebub
    You did not!
[13:35] Beelzebub
    I only came because I
    happened to hear about it!
[13:38] Beelzebub
    Don't I always tell you to invite me
    along when you're doing something fun?
[13:40] SFX
    Hmph!
[13:42] Azusa
    Oh, she wanted to be invited.
[13:45] Azusa
    Hey, Beelzebub, it's not too late to
    help us serve customers if you want...
[13:50] Azusa
    I mean... i-if you could, maybe?
[13:54] Azusa
    I-If you can't, it's okay...
[13:58] Beelzebub
    I am a demon, you know.
[14:00] Beelzebub
    I'm not someone you can so
    easily ask for a favor.
[14:03] Beelzebub
    Don't let your head get so big.
[14:07] Azusa
    Beelzebub, that's... the back door...
[14:17] Beelzebub
    Well, I suppose I don't mind.
[14:19] Azusa
    You're raring to go!
    When did you change clothes?!
[14:22] Customer 15(F)
    She's the head waitress, but she has
    the intense aura of a queen...
[14:25] Customer 16(M)
    No, she has both the dignity of a soldier
[14:27] Customer 16(M)
    and the class of a proper lady.
[14:29] Customer 16(M)
    She gives off the scent
    of something forbidden!
[14:35] Beelzebub
    Welcome to our coffee shop, The Witch's House!
[14:39] Beelzebub
    When you've decided what you'd
    like to order, just let me know.
[14:44] Azusa
    She's perfect!
[14:55] Beelzebub
    Hey, cooks!
[14:57] Beelzebub
    An herb tea, carrot chiffon cake set,
[14:59] Beelzebub
    and two mixed juices, please!
[15:03] Laika
    She's turned out to be quite the helper.
[15:05] Azusa
    I can't believe she's even
    changed her tone of voice.
[15:08] Azusa
    With Beelzebub helping us now,
    maybe we can breathe a little easier.
[15:13] Azusa
    There's no sign of the crowd
    starting to thin, though...
[15:16] Pecora
    Okay, here we go!
[15:19] SFX
    Flick!
[15:20] Pecora
    Now do it with me, okay?
[15:23] Pecora
    Be delicious!
[15:25] SFX
    Float...
[15:29] Pecora
    I added a bit of little devil spice, too!
[15:32] Customers 17-19(F;M;M)
    Squee!
[15:34] Azusa
    You're way past "little devil"!
    What are you doing?!
[15:37] SFX
    Turn!
[15:37] Pecora
    Dear Sister!
[15:39] SFX
    Sparkle!
[15:39] Pecora
    What do you think?
    Does my outfit look cute?
[15:44] Azusa
    Should a Demon King who terrifies crying
    babies into silences be serving customers?
[15:47] Pecora
    Of course!
[15:48] Pecora
    I always wanted to be a part of
    a shop like this just once!
[15:52] Azusa
    Wait, if you're here, does that mean...
[16:03] Vania
    And here's your fosca sheep
    sauté with truffles!
[16:07] Azusa
    I thought so.
[16:09] Fatla
    It's the chef's special platter.
[16:11] Fatla
    My sister came up with an improved
    version for human palates.
[16:14] Azusa
    She just made herself the chef!
[16:16] Halkara
    Chef, one more of the special!
[16:18] Vania
    Got it!
[16:19] Azusa
    And it's already on the menu...
[16:21] Fatla
    Halkara, please take this
    dessert menu to table three.
[16:25] Halkara
    Yes, Manager!
[16:27] Azusa
    And Fatla's the floor manager now!
[16:29] Laika
    A group just came in!
[16:31] Azusa
    Huh?
[16:32] Rosalie
    I have an addition to an order!
[16:33] Azusa
    Huh?
[16:34] Falfa
    There are so many customers!
[16:35] Azusa
    Huh?!
[16:36] Fightie
    Master! Is that outfit some
    new kind of training?
[16:39] Fightie
    I'll help, too!
[16:42] Beelzebub
    What are you doing here?
[16:44] Eno
    I have some samples of the Eno
    brand's latest supplement!
[16:48] Eno
    Feel free to take one! Here you go!
[16:51] Halkara
    Hey! Did anyone say you could do that?
[16:56] Kuku
    Here's a free song for all
    the folks waiting in line!
[17:00] Flatorte
    Listen to the cries of
    Kuku and Flatorte's souls!
[17:06] Azusa
    This is turning into something
    kind of crazy...
[17:10] Azusa
    Nothing to do but continue doing my job!
[17:42] Natalie
    Great Witch, thank you for the lovely meal.
[17:45] Azusa/Laika
    Thank you for coming.
[17:49] Azusa
    Well, I guess we can close up now.
[17:52] Eno
    This new product uses fruit juice
    to counter the bitterness.
[17:55] Halkara
    Let's talk business sometime.
[17:58] Kuku
    Let's perform together again!
[17:59] Flatorte
    I'll write a song that'll
    make your heart tremble!
[18:02] Fightie
    Master, please spar with me!
[18:04] Beelzebub
    Just go home already.
[18:07] Pecora
    Dear Sister!
[18:09] SFX
    Flash!
[18:10] SFX
    Zoom!
[18:10] Pecora
    I had so much fun today!
[18:12] SFX
    Stretch!
[18:13] Pecora
    I'll come help again!
[18:13] SFX
    Hug!
[18:15] Vania
    See you next time.
[18:17] Fatla
    Goodbye.
[18:18] Azusa
    Thanks for your help, everyone.
[18:25] Azusa
    All right.
[18:26] Azusa
    Good work, everyone!
[18:28] Laika
    Same to you, Lady Azusa.
[18:36] Azusa
    We still need to clean up,
    but I guess we can take our time.
[18:56] Azusa
    It's been 300 years since
    I reincarnated here.
[18:58] Azusa
    After finding out I had maxed out my level,
[19:01] Azusa
    my life turned around completely.
[19:05] Azusa
    If this keeps up,
[19:06] Azusa
    I bet lots more fun and
    hectic things will happen.
[19:10] Azusa
    Although if I'm comparing my recent life
    to the 300 years before that,
[19:14] Azusa
    my recent life is still new, but I can
    confidently say it's had lots more fun times.
[19:20] Halkara
    The cost, list price, and profit...
[19:22] Rosalie
    Coffee and chocolate cake....
[19:23] Flatorte
    A biba non non!
[19:26] Azusa
    Living a slow life alone was nice,
[19:28] Azusa
    but living a slow life with others
    is special in its own way.
[19:32] Azusa
    And this is still the result of all
    those years defeating slimes,
[19:36] Azusa
    so I can't forget the debt
    I owe to the slimes.
[19:39] Azusa
    That said, there are slimes everywhere,
[19:42] Azusa
    so I'm sure I'll have to
    face one eventually.
[19:44] Azusa
    But for now, our coffee shop is done.
[19:52] Azusa
    I think I'd like to live a nice
    peaceful life for a while.
[20:31] Halkara
    Master.
[20:33] Halkara
    Tonight is the main event of
    Flatta's dance festival.
[20:36] Rosalie
    I wonder what it's like!
[20:38] Falfa
    I want to go!
[20:40] Shalsha
    I'm interested.
[20:41] Laika
    Lady Azusa, I'd like to go, as well.
[20:44] Azusa
    Then I guess we'll all go
    check it out tonight.
[20:46] Falfa
    Yay!
[20:48] Beelzebub
    I will show you my demon dance!
[20:52] Azusa
    Do you have nothing better to do?
[20:54] Beelzebub
    Wha—
[20:54] Beelzebub
    Have you no gratitude after all
    the work I did yesterday?
[20:57] SFX
    Slide!
[20:59] Falfa
    Thanks for helping yesterday, Beelzebub!
[21:01] Shalsha
    You were a big help.
[21:03] Beelzebub
    Oh, it was nothing.
[21:05] Beelzebub
    You can ask for my help again anytime.
[21:08] Rosalie
    You really can't resist those two, can you?
[21:08] Beelzebub
    There, there. You're so cute.
[21:12] Flatorte
    I'm gonna dance, too!
    I'll let it all hang out!
[21:15] Laika
    Don't you dare! You'll bring
    shame to all Dragons!
[21:19] SFX
    Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing...
[21:19] Halkara
    I'm quite confident in
    my dancing skills, too!
[21:23] Azusa
    I'd rather you didn't dance, either.
[21:26] Halkara
    Why not, Master?
[21:28] Laika
    At any rate, if you get out of hand
    at the festival, they'll ban you.
[21:32] Flatorte
    How rude!
[21:32] Halkara
    Come on, Master!
    What's wrong with my dancing?
[21:36] Azusa
    Look, just...
[21:37] Falfa
    Hey, Beelzebub!
[21:39] Shalsha
    What's your dance like?
[21:40] Beelzebub
    It's a mysterious dance handed down
    among demons that sucks out mana.
[21:44] Rosalie
    Another peaceful day...
[21:51] Azusa
    Yes, I'm coming.
[21:56] Azusa
    How can I help you?
[22:01] Azusa
    After 300 years of killing slimes,
[22:04] Azusa
    another fun day is about to begin.