I've Been Killing Slimes For 300 Years And Maxed Out My Level
After dying of overwork in the real world, I’m reincarnated as an immortal witch, and I spend 300 years enjoying a relaxing life. At some point, though, I end up at level 99! All those years spent killing slimes to make the money to pay the bills gave me a ton of experience points. Rumors of the level 99 witch spread, and soon I’m up to my ears in curious adventurers, duelist dragons, and even a monster girl calling me her mom! I’ve never been on an adventure, but I’m the strongest in the world… What’s going to happen to my relaxing life?!
- Season 1
- E1 - I Maxed Out My Level
- E2 - Along Came the Daughters
- E3 - Along Came an Elf
- E4 - We Went to a Dragon's Wedding
- E5 - A Ghost Appeared
- E6 - Along Came a Leviathan
- E7 - We Beat Up a Demon King
- E8 - A Fake Witch of the Highlands Appeared
- E9 - My Daughter Turned Into a Slime and Couldn't Change Back
- E10 - A Minstrel Came to Town
- E11 - I Ate a Mushroom and Turned Into a Child
- E12 - We Opened a Coffee Shop
Season 1
E1 - I Maxed Out My Level
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SIGN Aizawa Azusa
Age Twenty-Seven
[00:03] Azusa
Aizawa Azusa, age 27.
[00:05] Azusa
Female. Single. Corporate slave.
[00:08] Azusa
All my life, I've lived only for my career.
[00:10] Azusa
I set aside love, fun, and everything else
[00:14] Azusa
to do nothing but work.
[00:15] Azusa
I've worked as long as 50 days in a row.
[00:17] Azusa
Whatever happened to the
Labor Standards Act?
[00:20] Azusa
Then, one day...
[00:23] Azusa
I passed out in the middle of work.
[00:25] Voices
Aizawa-san! Aizawa-san!
[00:29] Azusa
Oh, jeez. I just died, didn't I?
[00:32] Mega-mega
Correct.
[00:34] Mega-mega
You worked yourself to death
while still in your twenties.
[00:38] Mega-mega
How very heartbreaking.
[00:40] Azusa
I see. So I literally lived
and died for my career...
[00:45] Mega-mega
It might not make up for it,
[00:47] Mega-mega
but I will give you a new life where you
can live in happiness from beginning to end.
[00:51] Mega-mega
You will be free to do nearly
anything however you please!
[00:54] SFX
Sparkle!
[00:54] Azusa
Really? Whatever I want?
[00:57] Mega-mega
Yes! I have a soft spot for women, you see.
[01:00] Azusa
So... it's okay for a god to be biased?
[01:02] Mega-mega
Yes, it is!
[01:03] Azusa
Okay, then, make me immortal and ageless!
[01:05] Mega-mega
Sure!
[01:07] Azusa
Wait, it's really just that easy?
[01:09] Azusa
That's awesome.
[01:10] Mega-mega
Mana is now going to
circulate throughout you,
[01:13] Mega-mega
reincarnating you into a
body that will never age.
[01:17] Mega-mega
Anything else?
[01:18] Azusa
No, that's enough.
[01:20] Azusa
My only goal is to live a slow, lazy life.
[01:24] Mega-mega
Very well!
[01:25] Mega-mega
I will reincarnate you as an immortal
in some nice, relaxing highlands.
[01:29] Mega-mega
And I might as well give
you a youthful appearance!
[01:31] Mega-mega
Around age 17, just the way I like it!
[01:34] Mega-mega
There!
[01:35] Mega-mega
Puririn harurun powapowarin!
[01:50] Azusa
Definitely highlands...
SIGN I Maxed Out My Level
SIGN I Maxed Out My Level
[02:03] Azusa
It's not Japanese, but I can read it.
[02:05] Azusa
Let's see... "Free to anyone who wants it"?
[02:08] Azusa
How generous.
[02:10] Azusa
Did that goddess put this here for me?
[02:16] Azusa
This is me?
[02:18] Azusa
Wow, I really do look 17.
[02:21] Azusa
I'm pretty cute.
[02:22] Azusa
And what's this outfit?
I kinda look like a witch.
[02:27] Azusa
I truly have been reborn.
[02:31] Azusa
That corporate slave is gone!
[02:33] Azusa
From now on, I am no longer
Aizawa Azusa, but Azusa Aizawa!
[02:37] Azusa
And starting today, this is my house!
[02:42] Azusa
With that field, I can be self-sufficient.
[02:46] Azusa
Hey, there's a village!
[02:49] Azusa
I have a weapon, too...
[02:52] Azusa
And money!
[02:53] Azusa
Maybe I'll go out for a bit...
[03:04] Azusa
A slime?
[03:05] Azusa
So I really am in an another world, then?
[03:08] Azusa
I can beat it, right?
[03:15] Azusa
I guess it didn't hurt that much.
[03:18] Azusa
Then...
[03:19] Azusa
Take that! And that! And that!
[03:28] Azusa
Is this... some kind of money?
[03:30] Azusa
I said I'd be self-sufficient, but I'll
need money for day-to-day necessities.
[03:35] Azusa
I'll just help myself to this.
[03:39] Azusa
I guess slimes are pretty common...
[03:46] Azusa
Wow...
[03:47] Old
Haven't seen you around here before.
[03:49] Azusa
I just moved into a house in the highlands.
[03:52] Azusa
Would you tell me about this village?
[03:54] Old
This is the village of Flatta.
[03:56] Old
We have an adventurers' guild.
You should talk to them.
[04:00] Azusa
Thank you!
[04:03] Azusa
It's not a very big village, but it's pretty.
[04:07] Natalie
Welcome to the adventurers' guild!
[04:09] Natalie
What sets this village apart
is how peaceful it is.
[04:12] Natalie
The only monsters in the area
are things like slimes.
[04:15] Azusa
I got these from some slimes
I defeated on my way here.
[04:18] Natalie
Those are magic stones.
[04:19] Natalie
You need to register with the guild if
you want to exchange them for money.
[04:23] Natalie
Is that all right?
[04:24] Azusa
Sure.
[04:25] Natalie
Please place your hand on this.
[04:33] Natalie
Your job is "witch."
[04:34] Natalie
You're level 1.
[04:35] Azusa
I really am a witch...
SIGN Azusa Aizawa
SIGN Job Witch
SIGN Stamina Magic
SIGN Attack Speed
SIGN Defense Intelligence
SIGN Magic
None
SIGN Special abilities, etc.
SIGN Medicinal Plant Knowledge Immortality due to witch powers
SIGN Experience earned
[04:37] Natalie
Special abilities... Immortality?!
[04:40] Natalie
That's incredible!
[04:41] Natalie
There are some witches who
live very long lives,
[04:44] Natalie
but immortality at level 1 is remarkable!
[04:46] Azusa
Yeah, I guess I'm just lucky...
[04:48] Azusa
I won't tell her it was a bonus
that came with being reincarnated.
[04:52] Natalie
All set. We're happy to
have you in our guild!
[04:56] Azusa
And now I've got a source of income.
[05:00] Azusa
That was the day my new, slow life began.
[05:05] Azusa
I just take it easy every day,
[05:07] Azusa
sleep as much as I want,
[05:09] Azusa
tend to my field...
[05:11] Azusa
and when I feel like getting some
exercise, I beat up slimes!
[05:16] Azusa
They're valuable as my income source,
[05:17] Azusa
so I try to defeat at least 25 slimes a day.
[05:21] Azusa
I've visited the nearby forest, too.
[05:23] Azusa
As a witch, I know right away
which plants have medicinal uses.
[05:26] Azusa
I make some medicines occasionally
[05:28] Azusa
and sell them in the village.
[05:31] Azusa
With just minimal labor
[05:33] Azusa
and a nice, easy day-to-day life...
[05:35] Azusa
I truly live a life of leisure.
[05:37] Azusa
My second life is treating
me fantastically well!
[05:45] Azusa
And then, 300 years passed.
[05:52] Azusa
And that's 26.
[05:54] Azusa
I guess after doing this for 300 years,
[05:57] Azusa
I must have leveled up a little...
[06:00] Lady
Oh, the Witch of the Highlands!
[06:02] Azusa
Hello.
[06:03] Guy
The medicine you brought
last time worked great.
[06:05] Azusa
Glad to hear it!
[06:07] Azusa
It has been 300 years.
[06:09] Azusa
I know more about this village's
history than anyone else now.
[06:14] Azusa
We've been through a lot.
[06:16] Azusa
I examined emergency patients and
treated them with my medicines...
[06:19] Azusa
I even stopped the spread of a plague.
[06:23] Azusa
And now they all treat me
like a guardian deity.
[06:26] Azusa
Not that it bothers me at all.
[06:28] Azusa
Hello!
[06:31] Natalie
That's 5,200 gold for you.
[06:33] Azusa
Thanks.
[06:34] Azusa
See you tomorrow, then.
[06:35] Natalie
Say, Witch of the Highlands...
[06:37] Azusa
What is it?
[06:38] Natalie
There's something I've been
wondering for a while.
[06:42] Natalie
Just how strong are you now?
[06:45] Azusa
How strong? Like in battle?
[06:48] Azusa
Likely not all that strong...
[06:50] Azusa
I've registered as an adventurer,
[06:52] Azusa
but I've never been on an adventure.
[06:55] Natalie
Would you mind letting me
take a look at your stats?
[06:57] Azusa
Now that you mention it, they haven't
been checked in 300 years...
[07:01] Natalie
But you've been protecting
Flatta all this time,
[07:05] Natalie
so I bet your stats are through the roof!
[07:08] Azusa
Fine with me, but I'm really just a witch
with knowledge of medicinal plants.
[07:12] Azusa
Don't get your hopes up.
SIGN Azusa Aizawa
SIGN Job Witch
SIGN Stamina Magic
SIGN Attack Speed
SIGN Defense Intelligence
SIGN Magic
SIGN Special abilities, etc.
SIGN Medicinal Plant Knowledge Immortality due to witch powers
SIGN Experience Boost
SIGN Experience earned
SIGN Teleportation ■Float■ Blaze Tornado Item Appraisal
SIGN Earthquake Freeze Lightning Mind Control Remove Curse Remove Poison
SIGN Reflect Magic Mana Absorption Language Comprehension Transform Create Magic
[07:20] Natalie
Level 99?!
[07:22] Natalie
You're seriously way too strong!
[07:23] Azusa
Nah, this thing's just broken.
[07:26] Azusa
I mean, I've never beaten
anything but slimes.
SIGN Experience earned
[07:29] Azusa
There's no way I can have
10,840,086 experience points.
[07:32] Natalie
No, hang on!
[07:33] Natalie
You've been defeating slimes every single day,
365 days a year, for 300 years, right?
[07:39] Azusa
Well, yeah. I average about 25 per day.
[07:42] Natalie
And then there's this!
[07:44] Natalie
You have a special ability that boosts
the experience points you earn!
[07:48] Natalie
That means you get two additional experience
points for every monster you defeat.
[07:52] Azusa
Just two?
[07:53] Natalie
Slimes are worth two experience points,
[07:55] Natalie
but with this ability, that becomes four.
[07:57] Natalie
Which means...
[07:58] Natalie
Four times 25 times 365 times
300 equals 10,950,000!
[08:04] Azusa
I know they say slow and
steady wins the race, but...
[08:06] Azusa
A large dragon is said to be
worth 2,500 experience points,
[08:10] Azusa
so that's 4,380 dragons
worth of experience points!
[08:13] Azusa
I'm a super dragon killer, then!
[08:15] Natalie
It's insane!
[08:16] Natalie
This has to make you the strongest
adventurer in the world!
[08:19] Azusa
What? The whole world?
[08:21] Natalie
I always knew the Witch of the
Highlands was truly a great witch!
[08:24] SFX
D'oh!
[08:25] Azusa
You're kidding...
[08:26] Azusa
If people find out about this and
I get more and more famous...
[08:31] Azusa
My slow life is over!
[08:33] Azusa
Natalie, you can't tell a
single soul about this!
[08:37] Natalie
Why not? I want to glorify
you as much as you deserve!
[08:40] Azusa
My stats are personal information.
[08:43] Azusa
You wouldn't want the size of your
breasts getting out, would you?
[08:46] Natalie
I'm quite confident in their size, though.
[08:48] SFX
Boing!
[08:50] SFX
Flat...
[08:51] Azusa
Anyway...
[08:52] Azusa
Please don't tell anyone about my stats.
[08:55] Azusa
I just want to live a quiet, secretive life.
[08:58] Natalie
You got it!
[08:59] Natalie
I swear I'll never tell anyone that
you're the strongest there is!
[09:04] Natalie
I would never do anything
to betray your trust!
[09:10] Azusa
Level 99? I just can't believe it.
[09:14] Azusa
How can numbers like that be possible
just from beating slimes daily?
[09:21] Azusa
Freeze everything solid!
[09:29] Azusa
It's true...
[09:33] Azusa
There.
[09:34] Azusa
Freeze solid!
[09:37] Azusa
I didn't even realize I'd learned
this magic, but it's super handy.
[09:41] Azusa
And I can just use fire magic to thaw it.
[09:47] Azusa
Can I help you?
[09:48] Swordsman
You are Azusa, the Witch
of the Highlands, yes?
[09:51] Azusa
Yes, that's right.
[09:53] Azusa
What would adventurers
like you want with me?
[09:56] Swordsman
I would like to test my skills against you.
[09:58] Azusa
Huh?
[09:59] Azusa
I'm just a witch who ekes out a
living gathering medicinal plants.
[10:03] Azusa
What point is there in fighting me?
[10:06] Swordsman
I was told that a level 99 witch lived here.
[10:09] Azusa
Gulp!
[10:11] Azusa
You're mistaken!
[10:12] Azusa
The panel just brought up some weird
numbers because it was broken.
[10:15] Azusa
My actual strength is around
level 10 at best...
[10:18] Azusa
No, more like level 3...
[10:20] Mage
It's no use trying to lie.
[10:22] Mage
The mana is practically gushing
forth from your body!
[10:25] Mage
There's no doubt that
you're incredibly strong!
[10:30] Azusa
All right. I'll spar with you.
[10:33] Azusa
But on one condition!
[10:35] Azusa
If I win, you have to tell everyone that the
Witch of the Highlands was no big deal.
[10:39] Azusa
I'd really rather not
fight if I can avoid it.
[10:42] Azusa
If you leave this circle, you lose.
[10:44] Azusa
Anyone who steps outside
it is out of the fight.
[10:46] Azusa
If everyone in your party
leaves it, you lose.
[10:49] Azusa
Now, begin!
[10:52] Mage
Wind, be my servant and
blow with all your might!
[10:57] Azusa
Oh, so that's how you use tornado magic.
[11:01] Azusa
Keep it weak... as weak as possible...
[11:03] Mage
Wind, be my servant and
blow with all your might.
[11:09] Mage
No way!
[11:10] Sword
Run!
[11:10] Warrior
She's a monster!
[11:23] Azusa
Natalie!
[11:24] Natalie
Oh, Witch of the Highlands.
[11:26] Azusa
Didn't you promise me you
wouldn't tell anyone?!
[11:29] Natalie
I swear I told no one!
[11:31] Azusa
Then how...
[11:33] Elunsto
It was me!
[11:35] Azusa
Who's that?!
[11:36] Natalie
You're Ernst, the adventurer who's
notorious for being loose-lipped!
[11:40] Natalie
Were you sitting at that
table back then, too?
[11:43] Elunsto
I couldn't believe the witch was level 99.
[11:48] Guy
So the rumor was true?!
[11:50] Guy
I saw her incredible magic with my own eyes!
[11:53] Lady
She's definitely level 99!
[11:56] Azusa
That's how the Witch of the
Highlands maxed out her level.
[11:59] Azusa
And when that got around...
[12:08] Azusa
Um... What can I do for you?
[12:11] Laika
You are the strongest of witches?
[12:14] Azusa
...a dragon came to see me.
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
[12:23] Laika
I am the most powerful dragon
in the province of Nanterre.
[12:26] Laika
My name is Laika.
[12:28] Laika
I have heard rumors that the
strongest of witches resided here.
[12:33] Azusa
You're not gonna tell me you want to
test your strength against me, are you?
[12:36] Laika
You've saved me the trouble of asking.
[12:38] SFX
Gloom...
[12:39] Azusa
How far has that stupid rumor spread?!
[12:41] Azusa
At least limit it to humans!
[12:44] Azusa
I have no desire to be
known as the strongest.
[12:47] Azusa
I just want to live here quietly.
[12:49] Azusa
You can have the title of the strongest.
[12:52] Laika
I cannot accept that! Fight me!
[12:55] Laika
We must settle this matter
beyond a shadow of a doubt!
[12:58] Azusa
This is a royal pain in the ass.
[13:01] Azusa
And if I refuse?
[13:03] Laika
I will rampage.
[13:06] Azusa
Okay, fine. I don't want
my house to get wrecked.
[13:09] Azusa
Let's do this.
[13:11] Azusa
Remember, I never claimed to
be the strongest anything,
[13:13] Azusa
so if I turn out to be a
lot weaker, go easy on me.
[13:16] Laika
Very well.
[13:17] Laika
I am only concerned with proving
that I am the strongest.
[13:24] Azusa
I now bid a brief farewell to the earth.
[13:31] Laika
Ah, truly the skills of a witch.
[13:33] Laika
But do not assume you are my equal
simply because you can fly.
[13:40] Azusa
Freeze everything solid!
[13:46] Laika
It appears that you truly are
a witch of high caliber.
[13:49] Laika
But it matters not how
advanced your magic is!
[13:52] Laika
Take this!
[13:56] Laika
You will not escape!
[14:00] Azusa
Freeze everything solid!
[14:11] Azusa
How was that? Feeling a little brain freeze?
[14:19] Azusa
W-Wait!
[14:21] Azusa
Don't tear up my house!
[14:23] Azusa
Don't you dare tear it up!
[14:34] Laika
It's so cold...
[14:37] Azusa
I told you...
[14:39] Azusa
not to wreck my house!
[14:47] Laika
Wh-What power...
[14:50] Laika
How could I suffer such a humiliating loss?
[14:53] Azusa
So, Laika the dragon,
[14:55] Azusa
make sure you fix my house, okay?
[14:58] Azusa
Because if you don't...
[15:00] Azusa
I'll make you regret it.
[15:03] Laika
V-Very well... I will take care of it.
[15:07] Laika
Um... I have a fair amount of money
stored in the mountain where I live.
[15:12] Laika
May I go and retrieve it?
[15:14] Azusa
Fine, but if you run away on me...
[15:21] Laika
Rest assured, I will keep my promise!
[15:28] Azusa
Guess I'll stay in the
village for a while...
[15:32] Guy
Oh, it's the witch!
[15:33] Guy
I heard you defeated a dragon!
[15:35] Lady
We saw it fleeing!
[15:37] Azusa
Sorry... I did defeat the dragon,
[15:40] Azusa
but my house was destroyed.
[15:42] Azusa
Is it all right if I stay here for a while?
SIGN Flatta Village Office
[15:47] Azusa
Wow, nice...
[15:49] Azusa
But isn't this a guest room?
[15:52] Azusa
I'd be fine with a room at the inn.
[15:54] Girl
Oh, my, no!
[15:55] Girl
You're the great witch who protected
our village from a terrible dragon.
[15:59] Girl
Please use this room as you'd like.
[16:02] Girl
Um, Great Witch...
[16:05] Girl
When I was a child,
your medicine saved my life.
[16:10] Girl
There are many people in this village
who've been saved thanks to you.
[16:18] Azusa
Well, I guess it can't hurt to take advantage
of people's kindness now and then.
[16:23] Azusa
Okay!
[16:25] Azusa
Good evening!
SIGN Restaurant: The Keen Eagle
[16:26] Proprietress
Welcome.
[16:27] Guy
The Witch of the Highlands!
[16:29] Guy
A toast to the witch!
[16:31] All
Cheers!
[16:34] Azusa
I'll take my usual omelette,
[16:36] Azusa
and a beef stew.
[16:42] Azusa
The omelettes here are just the best!
[16:46] Keen Eagle Owner
And we feel "the best"
with you protecting us.
[16:50] Crowd
The great witch rules!
[16:52] Azusa
Aw...
[16:54] Azusa
Oh, well.
[16:56] Azusa
Cheers to Flatta Village!
[16:59] All
Cheers!
[17:07] Azusa
Last night was awesome.
[17:09] Azusa
It actually made me glad I'm a witch.
[17:12] Girl
I'm sorry to interrupt your rest.
[17:14] Girl
There's someone here who
says they wish to see you.
[17:17] Azusa
Huh?
[17:23] Laika
I'm very sorry for the
trouble I caused yesterday!
[17:25] Azusa
Yesterday? Um, have we met somewhere?
[17:30] Laika
Oh, right. This is the first time
you've seen me in this form.
[17:33] Laika
I am Laika, the Red Dragon
you met yesterday.
[17:38] Azusa
What?!
[17:39] Laika
We members of the dragon
race can change our forms.
[17:44] Laika
I've brought the money
that I had been saving.
[17:47] Azusa
Thanks!
[17:49] Azusa
This should be more than
enough to repair my house.
[17:52] Laika
A-Also, um...
[17:55] Laika
The truth is, I would like to ask a favor...
[17:57] Azusa
What is it?
[17:58] Laika
M-May I...
[18:02] Laika
May I be your pupil?!
[18:05] Azusa
Huh? Pupil?
[18:06] Laika
Yes! Fighting you made me realize
that I still have much to learn!
[18:12] Laika
I'd like to cast away the vain notion
that I am the strongest in Nanterre
[18:15] Laika
and start studying from square one!
[18:18] Azusa
Your gung-ho attitude is fantastic,
[18:20] Azusa
but I didn't get strong by
doing any special training!
[18:23] Azusa
I just made a habit of beating up the
local slimes, and this is what happened!
[18:27] Laika
I overestimated my powers as a dragon,
[18:31] Laika
growing too proud and neglecting
the need to polish my skills.
[18:35] Laika
And that resulted in my humiliating defeat!
[18:38] Laika
So it is your diligent day-to-day
efforts that I wish to learn from!
[18:42] Azusa
Industrious much?!
[18:43] Laika
Please allow me to live
with you as a worker!
[18:45] Azusa
I want to learn your way of life!
[18:50] Azusa
A live-in worker?
[18:52] Azusa
Does that mean you'd cook
and clean for me, too?
[18:56] Laika
Yes, of course! With pleasure!
[18:58] Azusa
This might just add another
layer of ease to my slow life!
[19:04] Azusa
Very well. I will accept you as my pupil.
[19:09] Laika
Thank you!
[19:11] Azusa
By the way, how old are you?
[19:14] Laika
I was born about 300 years ago.
[19:16] Azusa
Same as me, then...
[19:23] Laika
Is something wrong?
[19:25] Azusa
I was just thinking, even after it's fixed up,
it might be too small for two people.
[19:29] Azusa
Maybe we should expand it a bit.
[19:31] Laika
In that case, since I'm here,
why don't I build it?
[19:34] Azusa
Build it? You're not an architect, are you?
[19:37] Laika
As long as I have wood and stones,
[19:39] Laika
all that remains is to put them
together. Please, allow me!
SIGN How to Build a Log House, Laika's Way
[19:43] Laika
Now, then...
SIGN Bring lots of wood
from the forest
[19:46] Laika
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
SIGN Skillfully strip the bark
from the wood
[19:48] Laika
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup...
SIGN Carry the building materials efficiently
[19:52] Laika
Hi-yah!
SIGN Finally, put it all together
SIGN Et cetera
[20:00] Azusa
Hey!
[20:01] Azusa
Why don't we wrap up for the day?
[20:04] Azusa
Let's head back to the village.
[20:05] Laika
Actually, Lady Azusa, I'm not tired.
[20:09] Laika
I can keep going.
[20:10] Laika
Dragons can see in the dark, so if I work
all night, I can finish by morning.
[20:16] Azusa
Laika...
[20:19] Azusa
That kind of thing is a hard no!
[20:22] Laika
Um... Did I say something wrong?
[20:26] Azusa
Laika, you just said you'd
work all night, didn't you?
[20:30] Azusa
You can't do that. Absolutely not!
[20:33] Laika
I just... wanted to show
you how hard I can work...
[20:36] Azusa
It's not good to overuse the phrase
"work hard" in a positive light!
[20:42] Azusa
Look. See how it's getting dark?
[20:46] Azusa
That's the world telling you that
you've done enough for today.
[20:50] Azusa
If nothing else, I didn't get strong
by pushing myself too hard.
[20:54] Azusa
I just put in a moderate
amount of effort every day.
[20:57] Azusa
Now that you're my pupil, I want
you to uphold that lifestyle.
[21:02] Laika
I understand.
[21:04] Laika
I will do as you say, Lady Azusa.
[21:06] Azusa
Good.
[21:08] Azusa
From now on, if you're tired
or just can't keep going,
[21:11] Azusa
don't hesitate to say so.
[21:14] Laika
Your consideration toward
your pupil touches my heart.
[21:21] Azusa
Aren't you being a bit dramatic?
[21:29] Laika
Um, it's finished now.
[21:32] Laika
Does it please you?
[21:46] Azusa
Yeah! It's amazing!
[21:47] Azusa
You did it, Laika!
[21:51] Laika
I-If it pleases you, Lady Azusa,
I could not be happier.
[21:56] Azusa
Okay!
[21:58] Azusa
Let's go, Laika! Today we
celebrate in the village!
[22:02] Azusa
Thus, 300 years after I reincarnated
and became a witch,
[22:06] Azusa
my life with my very first pupil began.
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
E2 - Along Came the Daughters
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[00:11] Laika
Amazing! It happened so quickly,
my eyes couldn't keep up!
[00:14] Azusa
Well, I have been beating up
slimes for 300 years now.
[00:18] Laika
And how many slimes did you defeat
each day to get so strong?
[00:23] Azusa
Like... 25?
[00:27] Azusa
Oh, but I have an ability that
increases the experience I earn,
[00:30] Azusa
so it actually comes out to about 50 a day.
[00:33] Laika
It sounds like you had it easier I expected.
[00:35] Laika
I thought you would say you worked
hard enough to sweat blood.
[00:38] Azusa
Laika, you need to throw away
those kinds of thoughts.
[00:41] Laika
What? Why?
[00:43] Azusa
Because if you're working
hard enough to sweat blood,
[00:46] Azusa
it means you know people are watching you.
[00:49] Azusa
So you've probably been using that
expression with the intention of boasting.
[00:55] Laika
Wh-When you put it that way...
[00:58] Azusa
Anyway, you just keep steadily
plugging along every day.
[01:01] Azusa
Looking at any activity that way
makes it easier to keep it up,
[01:04] Azusa
and you'll level up naturally along the way.
[01:07] Laika
Such meaningful, priceless words...
[01:09] Laika
I will fully dedicate myself to
reaching your level one day!
[01:14] Azusa
It's not like the slimes are
ever gonna try to get revenge.
[01:17] Azusa
Let's just keep mowing them down!
[01:22] Shalsha
Witch of the Highlands...
[01:24] Shalsha
You shall pay dearly.
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN Along Came the Daughters
SIGN Along Came the Daughters
[03:02] Laika
Lady Azusa, I shall prepare
our meal for today!
[03:07] Azusa
Okay, I guess I'll leave you to it.
[03:09] Azusa
I didn't know dragons could cook, though.
[03:12] Laika
Of course. Dragons are
one of the noble races.
[03:15] Laika
Cooking is but a simple task!
[03:17] SFX
Dun!
[03:18] SFX
Dun!
[03:19] SFX
Dun!
[03:20] SFX
Da-dun!
[03:20] Laika
This is my finest creation.
[03:23] Laika
Please, help yourself!
[03:25] SFX
Shine!
[03:27] Azusa
I do enjoy omelettes...
[03:29] Azusa
But I think you might've
used a few too many eggs.
[03:32] Azusa
This is way too much for two people.
[03:35] Laika
I'm so sorry!
[03:36] Laika
I just can't cast aside
my values as a dragon!
[03:39] Azusa
I see. Well, let's eat
it before it gets cold.
[03:43] Laika
Right...
[03:45] Both
Let's eat.
[03:51] Azusa
This is great!
[03:53] Azusa
I gotta be honest! You're fantastic, Laika!
[03:56] Raika
Thank you!
[03:58] Laika
In that case, I'll make it every day!
[04:01] Azusa
Nah, we'll rotate. I'll do
my share of cooking, too.
[04:04] Azusa
You can show off your skills
when it's your day.
[04:07] Laika
Okay! I'll give it my all, then, too!
[04:12] Azusa
Laika, if there's anything you want to
know about the life we live, just ask.
[04:18] Laika
Well... there is one thing,
about that village.
[04:21] Azusa
About Flatta?
[04:22] Laika
Yes. Its magic defense is extremely weak.
[04:26] Laika
Just one evil mage could reduce
it to a sea of flames in moments.
[04:31] Azusa
Yeah, but wouldn't that be
true pretty much anywhere?
[04:35] Laika
It's not only that.
[04:36] Laika
It has no measures in place to
deal with land-based attacks.
[04:39] Laika
If large monsters attacked en masse,
it wouldn't stand a chance.
[04:43] Azusa
I think you might be overthinking this...
[04:45] Laika
But the news of your strength just
recently became widely known, yes?
[04:50] Laika
Some vile fiend could take the whole
village hostage just to get rid of you!
[04:56] Azusa
I get it... But it's not like I
can guard them around the clock.
[05:04] Laika
But there is something we can do.
[05:07] Azusa
A DIY barrier?
[05:10] Laika
One of your many skills
is Create Magic, right?
[05:14] Laika
You can use it to make a
barrier around the village.
[05:18] Laika
If you want it to have a long-term effect,
[05:20] Laika
the best way is to draw a magic circle.
[05:23] Azusa
Wow, you dragons know a
lot about magic, huh?
[05:26] Laika
I learned about it when I went
to an all-girls school...
[05:29] Azusa
All-girls school?!
[05:31] Laika
All right, it's done.
[05:33] Azusa
I'll give it a shot, then.
[05:35] Azusa
You who have wicked hearts,
[05:38] Azusa
be caught in this net and
become incapacitated!
[05:49] Azusa
Did it work?
[05:51] Laika
Yes, they should be fine now.
[05:55] Laika
What is it?
[05:56] Azusa
I don't know... I just have
this foreboding feeling...
[06:03] Old
This thief who entered the
village suddenly can't move.
[06:07] Laika
Lady Azusa, it's already working!
[06:10] Old
What could have happened?
[06:12] Laika
Lady Azusa put a barrier over
the village just moments ago!
[06:16] Old
Oh! At last, the debate over
village safety measures
[06:19] Old
that has plagued us for
many long years is over!
[06:23] Old
Everyone, listen!
[06:25] Old
Thanks to the great witch,
this village will be even more peaceful!
[06:30] Azusa
Please, Headman, that's not necessary.
[06:32] Azusa
If you're going to praise someone...
[06:35] Azusa
You should praise Laika.
[06:36] Laika
Huh?
[06:37] Azusa
It was my pupil, Laika the Dragon,
who suggested putting up the barrier.
[06:42] Laika
N-No, it was none other than Lady
Azusa who erected the barrier!
[06:46] Laika
I did nothing!
[06:48] Guy
A dragon?
[06:49] Guy
The dragon you defeated before, Great Witch?
[06:51] Azusa
Yeah. Laika became my pupil a few days ago.
[06:55] Azusa
She's a very nice, thoughtful girl,
so treat her well, okay?
[07:00] Laika
My name is Laika.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
[07:03] Guy
No wonder! The Great Witch's
pupil is bound to be special!
[07:04] Guy
This village is gonna be
even nicer to live in now!
[07:06] Lady
Having a good-hearted dragon on our
side gives us the strength of an army!
[07:11] Azusa
I'm so glad you're here now, Laika.
[07:14] Azusa
You do such a good job with the chores,
[07:16] Azusa
and you make such tasty meals for us.
[07:18] Laika
I have also learned a great
deal from you, Lady Azusa.
[07:29] Azusa
I hope we can keep living
this easy life forever.
[07:46] Azusa
A little girl?
[07:49] Azusa
Hi there. Can I help you?
[07:53] Falfa
I've been dying to see you, Mama!
[07:58] Laika
Lady Azusa?
[07:59] Falfa
Mama, are you okay?
[08:01] Laika
Do we have a visitor?
[08:04] Falfa
I'm Falfa! I came to see my mama!
[08:07] Laika
Lady Azusa has a child?
[08:09] Azusa
No, I don't! This kid's mistaken!
[08:12] Falfa
I'm not mistaken!
[08:14] Azusa
So your name's Falfa?
[08:16] Azusa
"Mama" is what you'd call the woman
who gave birth to you and raised you.
[08:21] Falfa
You gave birth to me, Mama!
[08:24] Falfa
They call you the
Witch of the Highlands, right?
[08:28] Falfa
I know 'cause my little
sister looked into it!
[08:30] Azusa
You have a little sister, too?!
[08:31] Laika
W-Well, it does make sense that you'd have
a love child or two after living 300 years.
[08:36] Laika
I have learned so much from you, Lady Azusa!
[08:39] Azusa
You don't need to learn that!
[08:41] Falfa
Anyway, Mama, there's trouble!
[08:44] Falfa
My little sister's trying to kill you!
[08:47] Azusa
Someone wants to kill me?!
[08:50] Laika
This just turned into a suspense story.
[08:52] Falfa
I don't want you to die, Mama.
[08:55] Falfa
That's why I'm here.
[08:57] Laika
Lady Azusa, we should let her in
and hear what she has to say.
[09:01] Azusa
I guess so.
[09:03] Azusa
Want to come in and have
some cookies, Falfa?
[09:06] Falfa
Yeah! I'd love some!
[09:11] Azusa
Now that I look closer,
[09:13] Azusa
she does kinda look like
me when I was little...
[09:17] Azusa
Actually, no, she doesn't.
[09:19] Falfa
Yay!
[09:20] Falfa
Time to eat!
[09:22] Azusa
So... can you tell me your
little sister's name?
[09:26] Falfa
It's Shalsha.
[09:27] Azusa
Then is this Shalsha... my child, too?
[09:31] Falfa
That's right.
[09:32] Laika
But why would she want to kill Lady Azusa?
[09:36] Falfa
I think she's holding a grudge against Mama,
[09:38] Falfa
since Mama killed her and all.
[09:41] Azusa
My slow life just took an occultish turn...
[09:45] Laika
I still don't understand all the details,
[09:47] Laika
but in any case, I believe we need
to protect you from this Shalsha.
[09:51] Azusa
You're right.
[09:53] Azusa
Falfa, do you know how she
might try to attack me?
[09:56] Falfa
Hmm...
[09:58] Falfa
Shalsha was always studying
Smite Evil magic.
[10:02] Laika
Smite Evil?
[10:03] Azusa
Isn't that a really powerful type of
magic that only works on certain races?
[10:08] Laika
Yes, including...
[10:10] Laika
humans,
[10:11] Laika
orcs,
[10:12] Laike
and elves.
[10:13] Laika
The more specific its target is,
the stronger its effects are.
[10:18] Azusa
So if you said, "Smite Evil: Living Thing,"
it wouldn't do much at all?
[10:23] Laika
Yes, but it's said that it takes
several decades to learn the spell.
[10:31] Azusa
How long have you two been alive?
[10:34] Falfa
Hmm... About 50 years?
[10:37] Azusa
Which means they're not just normal humans.
[10:41] Laika
In that case, there's a chance she
could be a powerful magic user.
[10:45] Azusa
But what Smite Evil spell
would specifically target me?
[10:52] Falfa
Shalsha!
[10:59] Shalsha
I've finally found you.
[11:02] Azusa
That's Shalsha?
[11:04] Laika
What an ominous aura...
[11:06] Falfa
Shalsha!
[11:07] Falfa
Don't be mean to Mama!
[11:09] Shalsha
I will avenge my death.
[11:12] Azusa
Shalsha, there's no way
I could have killed you!
[11:16] Azusa
You're—
[11:16] Shalsha
You have killed countless slimes.
[11:24] Azusa
Huh? Slimes? What do you mean?
[11:27] Falfa
The two of us are made up of the
souls of the slimes that you killed.
[11:33] Falfa
We're basically slime spirits.
[11:35] Both
Slime spirits?!
[11:37] Shalsha
I will kill you so that
all slimes can rest in peace.
[11:40] Azusa
But there's no way I can fight a child...
[11:44] Laika
Lady Azusa, why don't you use your
tornado magic and see what happens?
[11:49] Laika
If she's a spirit, there's no risk of
killing her with a little tornado.
[11:53] Azusa
Well, I guess we're not
getting anywhere now.
[11:56] Azusa
Might as well try it.
[11:57] Azusa
Wind, be my servant and
blow with all your might!
[12:03] Shalsha
Tornado...
[12:05] Shalsha
Disappear.
[12:09] Laika
That's the Smite Evil spell?
[12:11] Laika
But how can it be powerful enough
to erase Lady Azusa's power?
[12:14] Shalsha
Many years of training to defeat you
[12:17] Shalsha
allowed me to perfect this spell.
[12:20] Shalsha
Smite Evil: Witch of the Highlands!
[12:22] Azusa
"Smite Evil: Witch of the Highlands"?!
[12:26] Laika
O-Of course.
[12:27] Laika
The more specific Smite Evil's target
is, the stronger its effects are.
[12:31] Laika
If it's specific enough to
target Lady Azusa alone...
[12:34] Shalsha
It will negate any magic you try to use.
[12:37] Azusa
Seriously?
[12:39] Shalsha
Go ahead. Use any magic spell you'd like.
[12:48] Azusa
Red flame...
[12:49] Azusa
Blue flame...
[12:51] Azusa
Black flame! Become my power!
[12:59] Azusa
Y-You're kidding!
[13:01] Falfa
Shalsha's been
[13:02] Falfa
saving up her strength for this day
ever since she was born 50 years ago.
[13:07] Falfa
Even though a spell that consumes
as much mana as Smite Evil
[13:10] Falfa
only lasts an hour...
[13:12] Azusa
That's so ineffective!
[13:14] Azusa
This isn't good.
[13:16] Azusa
She's only after me,
[13:18] Azusa
so Laika and Falfa won't be harmed.
[13:22] Azusa
In my past life,
[13:24] Azusa
I died of exhaustion when I couldn't
escape the corporate slave lifestyle.
[13:27] Azusa
So I know this feeling firsthand.
[13:29] Azusa
When times are tough...
[13:31] Azusa
You run!
[13:32] Shalsha
Magic, disappear.
[13:35] Azusa
Huh?!
[13:36] Azusa
Whoa, wait!
[13:42] Azusa
Ow...
[13:43] Azusa
Hey! That's dangerous!
[13:45] Azusa
If I wasn't a level 99 witch,
I might've broken some bones!
[13:49] Shalsha
You will not escape.
[13:51] Shalsha
I will kill you, just like
you killed all those slimes.
[13:56] Laika
Lady Azusa!
[13:57] Falfa
Mama!
[14:00] Azusa
Then again...
[14:02] Azusa
Maybe it's high time I paid the piper.
[14:05] Azusa
I've lived for 300 years already.
[14:08] Azusa
I'm glad I met you two.
[14:11] Falfa
Don't talk like that!
[14:13] Shalsha
Prepare to die.
[14:15] Falfa
Mama!
[14:18] Azusa
Laika?!
[14:19] Laika
I will not allow you to
come one step closer!
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
[14:29] Shalsha
Step aside, Dragon.
[14:32] Laika
I will not! I have a duty
to protect my master!
[14:35] Shalsha
Then I will not hold back.
[14:40] Azusa
Stop, Laika!
[14:42] Laika
Dragon Punch!
[14:48] Shalsha
Ouch.
[14:52] SFX
Poke, poke.
[14:54] Laika
Lady Azusa, she has lost consciousness.
[14:57] Laika
I... have won.
[14:59] Azusa
What?!
[15:00] Echo
What?!
[15:01] Echo
What?!
[15:03] Echo
What?!
[15:04] Falfa
My little sister, Shalsha,
[15:05] Falfa
focused too specifically
on magic targeting you,
[15:08] Falfa
so I guess she's really
weak against anyone else.
[15:10] Azusa
What a little klutz!
[15:13] Falfa
Oh, Shalsha!
[15:15] Shalsha
Where am I?
[15:17] Azusa
You're in my house.
[15:20] Shalsha
Witch of the Highlands!
[15:21] Azusa
You were unconscious after losing to Laika,
[15:24] Azusa
so we brought you here.
[15:26] Shalsha
I asked for no such pity!
[15:28] Shalsha
Smite Evil: Witch of the Highlands!
[15:37] Azusa
I think you already used up all your magic.
[15:40] Azusa
You won't be able to use Smite
Evil again for decades.
[15:44] SFX
Shock!
[15:45] Shalsha
But... I have lived solely to get revenge
on the Witch of the Highlands...
[15:51] Shalsha
What has my entire life been for?
[15:54] Azusa
Actually, isn't it a good
thing that I'm still alive?
[15:57] Azusa
If I was dead, you'd have
no reason to live anymore,
[16:01] Azusa
but as long as I don't die,
[16:04] Azusa
you can still have your goal
to get revenge on me, right?
[16:08] Shalsha
One could put it that way...
[16:13] Falfa
Mama took care of you.
[16:15] Shalsha
Why would you do that for me?
[16:17] Azusa
Well, I'm the mother who gave
birth to you, aren't I?
[16:21] Azusa
So I can't just leave you injured.
[16:24] Shalsha
You could indeed be called my mother,
[16:26] Shalsha
but you are still the one
who killed the slimes...
[16:31] Falfa
Shalsha, stop being so stubborn.
[16:34] Shalsha
Big Sister...
[16:35] Falfa
It's nature's way for slimes
and humans to fight.
[16:38] Falfa
No matter how much you hate Mama,
[16:41] Falfa
all kinds of people around the
world are killing slimes.
[16:44] Falfa
Just listen closely, and you'll
hear their screams, even now.
[16:49] Azusa
Wow, that's scary.
[16:51] Falfa
Anyway, you can't hold a grudge against
everyone who's ever killed a slime.
[16:57] Falfa
More importantly...
[16:59] Falfa
Since we were lucky enough to be born,
[17:01] Falfa
we should think about how
we can live happily.
[17:05] Falfa
That'll be more fun, don't you think?
[17:09] Shalsha
All right.
[17:11] Laika
It appears this issue has been resolved.
[17:14] Azusa
Yeah. I wasn't sure what was
gonna happen for a while there.
[17:18] Azusa
By the way, where do you two live?
[17:21] Falfa
In a shack in the forest that
no one ever comes near.
[17:25] Azusa
Anyone else live there?
[17:26] Shalsha
No.
[17:27] Azusa
I see.
[17:29] Azusa
Then you should both live here.
[17:33] Both
Huh?
[17:34] Azusa
There are lots of rooms here.
[17:36] Azusa
Besides, it makes sense for a mother
and her kids to live together, right?
[17:40] Falfa
Yeah! I wanna live with you, Mama!
[17:44] Falfa
Okay, Shalsha?
[17:46] Shalsha
Witch of the Highlands...
[17:47] Azusa
Don't call me that. Make it
sound like we're family.
[17:53] Shalsha
M-Mother...
[17:55] Shalsha
I will live with you, as well.
[17:58] Azusa
Okay, then, it's settled!
[18:00] Laika
Lady Azusa, why don't we have
a welcome party tonight?
[18:04] Azusa
Good idea!
[18:05] Azusa
Okay, let's all go buy stuff for dinner!
[18:09] Laika
Yes!
[18:09] Falfa
Yeah!
[18:10] Shalsha
Yeah...
[18:16] Azusa
By the way, what did you two
do before you came here?
[18:20] Falfa
We got rid of evil slimes.
[18:22] Azusa
Evil slimes?
[18:24] Shalsha
There are both good slimes and evil slimes.
[18:31] Azusa
Um, I just want to make sure...
[18:34] Azusa
It's okay to kill slimes, right?
[18:36] Falfa
Sure, it's fine!
[18:38] Falfa
It never bothered me,
[18:40] Falfa
and Shalsha seems to be okay with it now.
[18:43] Shalsha
The slimes of Nanterre are
typically dark-colored...
[18:47] Shalsha
But the ones here are quite pale.
[18:50] Shalsha
Light-colored slimes are evil slimes.
[18:52] Shalsha
They should be eliminated.
[18:54] Azusa
R-Really? How informative.
[18:57] Falfa
Also, slimes have a hole
that's their weak spot!
[19:00] Falfa
You are already dead!
[19:02] Falfa
Jab!
[19:05] Falfa
See?
[19:07] Laika
They truly are slime spirits!
[19:21] Azusa
That's the baker,
and next door is the tailor.
[19:25] Azusa
Remember all this so you won't get
lost when you run errands here.
[19:29] Falfa
Okay, Mama! I've got it all down pat!
[19:33] Azusa
Really?
[19:34] Azusa
Okay, how many of the shops on
the main street can you name?
[19:37] Falfa
The sixth building from the village's
south entrance is Noelis Shoes,
[19:40] Falfa
and the next one is Meitz Dairy.
[19:42] Falfa
The fifth building was a general store
until a year ago, but now it's vacant.
[19:45] Falfa
The next one, Kant's Store,
sells seeds and farm equipment.
[19:48] Falfa
Oh, and the owner threw out
their back the other day.
[19:50] Azusa
That's too much detail!
[19:52] Laika
What about you, Shalsha? You seemed
quite curious about lots of things.
[19:57] Shalsha
That slightly wider street
is the old highway.
[20:01] Shalsha
If you look closely, you can see
remnants of when it was a shrine road.
[20:04] Shalsha
The area around it used to be a
checkpoint in the old kingdom.
[20:08] Laika
They are definitely your
daughters, Lady Azusa!
[20:11] Laika
They're so intelligent!
[20:12] Azusa
I think this goes far beyond that.
[20:16] All
Let's eat!
[20:19] Falfa
Big Sis Laika, this omelette is really good!
[20:23] Shalsha
Delicious.
[20:24] Laika
I'm so glad to hear that.
[20:26] Laika
It means my extra effort was worth it.
[20:28] Laika
But...
[20:29] Laika
I'm so sorry! I've made too much again!
[20:33] Azusa
Nah, our family has two more members now.
[20:36] Azusa
This is perfect!
[20:41] Azusa
What's wrong, you two?
[20:42] Azusa
You don't like it?
[20:45] Falfa
Mama, do we have to eat the celery, too?
[20:48] Shalsha
I don't like celery, either.
[20:53] Azusa
Okay, if you eat it,
[20:55] Azusa
you can have some chiffon cake later.
[21:02] Azusa
Very good! You shouldn't
be picky with your food.
[21:08] Azusa
What? Did you leave your celery, too, Laika?
[21:11] Laika
A-A-Actually, there's a rule within my
clan that we must never eat celery!
[21:16] Azusa
Laika, it's not good to lie to your master.
[21:19] Laika
I-I'm so sorry! I'll eat it!
[21:24] Laika
Why must celery taste like this?
[21:27] Falfa
Good job!
[21:34] Azusa
Living my slow life alone was nice,
[21:37] Azusa
but I think I prefer having a more
lively place to come home to.
[21:41] Azusa
After killing slimes for 300 years,
[21:44] Azusa
I gained one pupil
[21:45] Azusa
and two daughters.
[21:49] Falfa
Mama!
[21:50] Falfa
The two of us can share a room!
[21:53] Shalsha
Not a problem.
[21:54] Laika
Then we can take in more family members.
[21:56] Laika
We have a dragon and spirits,
so should an elf be next?
[21:59] Laika
Or perhaps a demon?
[22:03] Azusa
Well...
[22:04] Azusa
I guess a slow life with a big
family is nice in its own way.
E3 - Along Came an Elf
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[00:07] Azusa
My life has suddenly become
a lot more lively.
[00:12] Azusa
The reason couldn't be clearer:
[00:14] Azusa
because we're a family of four now.
[00:16] Shalsha
Shall we read a book, Big Sister?
[00:18] Falfa
Sure!
[00:19] Falfa
I love the books you read
to me! They're so fun!
[00:22] Shalsha
Then let's read Lauretta's History of
the Rise and Fall of the Elvish People: Vol. 3,
[00:27] Shalsha
chapter 5, passage 2,
[00:29] Shalsha
the commercial policy failures of the
Clar Dynasty of the province of Hrant.
[00:33] Azusa
That's way too specialized!
[00:34] Shalsha
The private army of Kranke, the first ruler
of the Clar Dynasty, grew so mighty
[00:39] Shalsha
that it attained the status of a military
clique among the elves of Hrant.
[00:43] Shalsha
Eventually, in the year 405,
he declared himself king.
[00:44] Azusa
Elves, huh? I've never met an elf.
[00:51] SFX
Boing!
[00:52] SFX
Tight!
[00:52] SFX
Boing!
[00:56] Halkara
Um...
[00:57] Shalsha
It's an elf.
[00:59] Azusa
And what can I do for you?
[01:01] Halkara
Um, someone is after me...
[01:04] Halkara
and I was hoping the Witch of
the Highlands could help me.
[01:08] Azusa
I bet I can guess who
would go after an elf...
[01:11] Azusa
Are there any orcs around here?
[01:13] Halkara
It's not orcs!
[01:15] Halkara
I want you to save me from
the high demon Beelzebub!
[01:19] Azusa
I'm not home right now.
[01:21] Halkara
Wait! I'm begging you!
[01:23] Halkara
I don't know of anyone who could help
me but the Witch of the Highlands!
[01:28] Azusa
I don't want to fight a monster that scary!
[01:31] Halkara
Please don't say that! I heard
you're incredibly strong!
[01:34] Azusa
I refuse!
[01:36] Halkara
I'm begging you, Most Powerful,
Berserk, Wonderful, Strong Witch!
[01:40] Azusa
Don't give me weird names that
make me sound like a wrestler!
[01:43] SFX
Bzzz...
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN Along Came an Elf
SIGN Along Came an Elf
[03:20] Halkara
I came here from a small nation of
elves in the province of Hrant.
[03:25] Halkara
I'm Halkara the apothecary.
[03:28] Falfa
Apothecary?
[03:30] Shalsha
It's someone who makes medicines.
[03:32] Azusa
That's similar to my line of work.
[03:34] Laika
Yes, witches make medicines, as well.
[03:37] Halkara
I specialize in plants, though.
[03:40] Azusa
Well, now we know what you do for a living,
[03:43] Azusa
but why would Beelzebub want
to go after an apothecary?
[03:46] Halkara
The truth is, I'm one of the
highest-paid apothecaries.
[03:51] Halkara
I collected components of mushrooms and
plants with exceptional nutritional value
[03:54] Halkara
to make an alcoholic drink
called Nutri-Spirit.
[03:57] Azusa
Nutri-Spirit?
[03:59] Halkara
When you're tired,
just one bottle of this...
[04:01] Halkara
...clears your mind!
[04:02] Halkara
...strengthens your body!
[04:03] Halkara
Halkara's Nutri-Spirit!
[04:05] Halkara
It'll get you through your tough job!
[04:10] Halkara
Hustle charge!
[04:11] Azusa
It's just an energy drink.
[04:13] Azusa
Sure, I had a lot of them when
I pulled all-nighters, but...
[04:16] Halkara
Nutri-Spirit became popular everywhere,
[04:19] Halkara
making it an explosive hit.
[04:21] Halkara
I even started a factory in town,
but production still couldn't keep up.
[04:25] Halkara
It's just that successful and profitable!
[04:28] Azusa
Yeah, I got that.
[04:30] Laika
And why is Beelzebub after you?
[04:33] Halkara
Apparently, she acquired some and drank it,
[04:36] Halkara
but it seems to be poisonous to demons.
[04:39] Halkara
After drinking it, she passed
out with a high fever
[04:42] Halkara
and nearly ended up going straight to Hell.
[04:44] Azusa
A demon... going to Hell?
[04:47] Azusa
So you're saying Beelzebub is
holding a grudge over that.
[04:51] Halkara
That's right.
[04:52] Halkara
She's been fuming that she'll kill
"whoever made this vile poison."
[04:58] Halkara
It got me chased out of my own town!
[05:01] Halkara
I have nowhere to go anymore!
[05:04] Halkara
Please! You have to help me!
[05:07] Falfa
Mama, I feel so bad for the elf lady.
[05:10] Shalsha
I can't bear to see someone
with no home to go back to.
[05:16] Azusa
All right. I'll help y—
[05:18] Halkara
Thank you so much!
[05:19] Azusa
You changed your tune quick!
[05:21] Azusa
But I have no intention
of fighting Beelzebub!
[05:24] Azusa
I'll only shelter you!
[05:27] Azusa
When you go out, wear this robe.
[05:30] Azusa
The story is that you're the second
pupil of Azusa, Witch of the Highlands.
[05:35] Halkara
Thank you, Master!
[05:38] SFX
Boom!
[05:39] SFX
Boing!
[05:42] Halkara
I'm sorry... It's just a bit tight on me...
[05:46] Azusa
This might not work.
[05:48] Azusa
Halkara, has anyone ever told
you that you're very well-developed?
[05:51] Halkara
About 750 times a year or so...
[05:54] Azusa
That's about twice a day!
[05:56] SFX
Bzzz...
[05:58] Azusa
You who have wicked hearts,
[06:00] Azusa
be caught in this net and
become incapacitated.
[06:04] Azusa
This net will fall upon you as
if it has a will of its own.
[06:13] Azusa
There. That doesn't look too bad.
[06:16] Azusa
Now Beelzebub won't be able to get in.
[06:19] Halkara
Thank you so much!
[06:23] All
Let's eat!
[06:30] Laika
Um, is something wrong?
[06:33] Halkara
When I was busy with work,
I ate out all the time,
[06:36] Halkara
and when I was being chased, I survived
on tree nuts I found in the forest.
[06:41] Halkara
It's been so long since I had a warm
meal like this with anyone else...
[06:46] Falfa
Cheer up, Halkara!
[06:48] Shalsha
Halkara, have some of this
raspberry jam. It's my favorite.
[06:53] Halkara
Thank you so much!
[07:00] Azusa
Sorry to have you gather
medicinal herbs with me.
[07:03] Azusa
I bet the ones around here are
different from yours, huh?
[07:06] Halkara
Yes, they are.
[07:08] Halkara
Ah! Here we go!
[07:10] Halkara
A dawn king mushroom!
[07:12] Halkara
This one's a greater round mushroom.
[07:13] Halkara
And these are rolling rat mushrooms!
[07:16] Azusa
You're only picking mushrooms...
[07:17] Halkara
Well, mushrooms are my specialty!
[07:20] Halkara
Please be very careful.
[07:22] Halkara
Some of these are poison mushrooms
that are dangerous to eat raw.
[07:26] Halkara
But take this one, for example...
[07:28] Halkara
If you boil it for about ten minutes,
the poisons break down and disappear!
[07:33] Halkara
Then you can use them for cooking!
[07:35] Azusa
Wow...
[07:36] Halkara
By the way, the poison gives
you a warm, fuzzy feeling,
[07:39] Halkara
so connoisseurs leave a bit
in them when cooking them.
[07:42] Azusa
That mushroom's borderline insane!
[07:47] Azusa
This herb-gathering was way more
productive than I expected!
[07:51] Azusa
Thanks!
[07:52] Halkara
Not at all. I'm glad you
had such a good time.
[07:56] Halkara
Oh, looks like the small ones are ready.
[08:01] Halkara
This called elvin sauce.
[08:04] Halkara
It's made by fermenting
several types of beans.
[08:07] Azusa
It smells like soy sauce.
[08:13] Azusa
This is good!
[08:15] Azusa
It is soy sauce!
[08:16] Halkara
Please eat all you'd like.
[08:19] Azusa
I had no idea there were
so many edible mushrooms!
[08:23] Halkara
We elves don't live in
the forest for nothing.
[08:28] Azusa
I'd love to teach the villagers how to make
optimal use of the forest's bounties, too.
[08:35] Halkara
That's a nice idea!
[08:38] Azusa
I need to get my daughters
and Laika to try it, too!
[08:41] Halkara
I'll be glad to provide all
the guidance you need!
[08:45] Azusa
Come on, you're laughing a little too much.
[08:48] Halkara
You're right... But I just can't stop!
[08:53] Azusa
Wait...
[08:55] Azusa
Halkara, are those poison
mushrooms you're eating?
[08:59] Halkara
What are you talking about?
I'm a mushroom expert!
[09:03] Halkara
Striped wave mushrooms don't contain poison.
[09:06] Halkara
Orange pencil mushrooms don't
contain poison, either.
[09:08] Halkara
Triangular chestnut mushrooms
do contain poison!
[09:12] Azusa
You did have a poisonous one in the mix!
[09:15] Halkara
You're right!
[09:16] Halkara
I put one from the
medicinal-use zone in here!
[09:19] Azusa
Your sorting method's too careless!
[09:21] Azusa
That's one I haven't eaten yet.
[09:24] Azusa
That's a silver lining, I guess.
[09:27] Halkara
I did eat one...
[09:30] Azusa
What symptoms does it cause?
[09:32] Halkara
It stimulates your mind and body
so you laugh uncontrollably...
[09:37] Halkara
And... it works as an aphrodisiac, too...
[09:41] Azusa
Huh? Aphrodisiac?
[09:42] Halkara
That means it temporarily
makes you feel very lewd.
[09:47] Halkara
Huh?
[09:49] Halkara
Why are you moving away, Master?
[09:53] Azusa
Because I suspect you're
full of poison right now!
[09:56] Halkara
Master...
[09:57] SFX
Jiggle, jiggle...
[09:58] Halkara
Would you like to do something fun with me?
[10:01] Halkara
Actually... please do it...
[10:03] Azusa
No way!
[10:05] Halkara
Don't worry. I promise
it'll make you feel good.
[10:09] Azusa
That's not what I'm worried about!
[10:12] Halkara
Please...
[10:20] SFX
Ta-da!
[10:21] SFX
Ta-da!
[10:22] SFX
Ta-da!
[10:23] SFX
Ta-da!
[10:25] Laika
Um... What happened while you
two were gathering herbs?
[10:28] Azusa
Oh, stuff.
[10:30] Azusa
I neutralized the poison with magic, though.
[10:32] Halkara
I made a careless mistake...
[10:35] Halkara
I'm sorry. Please don't ask questions.
[10:38] Halkara
Accept these mushroom dishes as my apology.
[10:40] Falfa
Yummy!
[10:42] Shalsha
It's wonderfully seasoned.
[10:45] Laika
This is delicious!
[10:46] Halkara
Isn't it?!
[10:47] Halkara
Striped wave mushrooms puff up
when you wrap them before cooking!
[10:50] Halkara
They're the best!
[10:52] Azusa
You bounced back quick!
[10:53] Laika
Our cooking repertoire will
expand with you here, Halkara.
[10:57] Halkara
Thank you so much!
[10:59] SFX
Bzzz...
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
[11:11] Halkara
Master, you're so quick at defeating slimes.
[11:15] Azusa
I've been doing it for 300 years.
[11:18] Azusa
Okay, Halkara, give it a try.
[11:20] Halkara
Yah!
[11:21] SFX
Bob!
[11:23] Halkara
Yah!
[11:24] SFX
Boing!
[11:25] Azusa
Tch.
[11:26] Halkara
Yah!
[11:29] Halkara
I managed to defeat it.
[11:32] Guy
Wow, check it out...
[11:34] Old
Thank you for this blessing.
[11:37] Azusa
So... do you always get stared at this much?
[11:39] Halkara
Oh...
[11:40] Halkara
It's sort of my fate.
[11:43] Halkara
You should have more confidence,
too, even if you're small.
[11:46] Azusa
I-I'm not that small!
[11:49] Azusa
But...
[11:50] Azusa
It does seem curious that there are
more women staring at you, too.
[11:56] Natalie
Oh, an adventurer put that up this morning.
[12:00] Halkara
Oh, dear...
[12:01] Azusa
A "wanted" notice?
[12:03] Natalie
The reward for it is quite generous, isn't it?
[12:06] Natalie
I guess those who have it, have it...
[12:09] Natalie
and those who don't... don't.
[12:11] Natalie
I do all kinds of mundane
tasks, day in and day out!
[12:12] Azusa
"Searching for a female apothecary
in the province of Hrant
[12:15] Azusa
who makes a product called Nutri-Spirit.
[12:17] Natalie
Maybe I should become an adventurer, too...
[12:17] Azusa
Goes by the name Halkara.
[12:19] Azusa
She is currently on the run from Hrant.
[12:22] Azusa
Most notable physical feature:
her very large chest.
[12:25] Azusa
Reward of 15 million gold for
the one who captures her.
[12:31] Azusa
Posted by the demon Beelzebub."
[12:33] Laika
She's already made her move...
[12:36] Azusa
At least we have the lack of a physical
description going in our favor...
[12:40] Azusa
But it's just a matter of
time before she comes here.
[12:44] Azusa
Laika, can you evacuate my daughters
to some village far from here?
[12:48] Laika
Of course.
[12:50] Shalsha
Mother, I want to fight with you.
[12:53] Azusa
Thank you.
[12:54] Azusa
Your willingness alone is enough.
[12:56] Shalsha
But...
[12:57] Falfa
Shalsha, don't make things
difficult for Mama.
[13:00] Falfa
You might think what you're saying
makes you a good daughter,
[13:03] Falfa
but that's not what being
a good daughter means.
[13:05] Shalsha
Okay, Big Sister. I understand.
[13:08] Falfa
Good girl, Shalsha!
[13:12] Azusa
Thanks, you two.
[13:15] Laika
Now, we must hurry.
[13:17] Laika
I will revert to my dragon form
at once and take them away.
[13:20] Azusa
Right.
[13:26] Azusa
I hope the barrier I put up
this morning keeps her away.
[13:31] SFX
Bzzz...
[13:32] Azusa
Please don't let anything happen...
[13:40] Halkara
Having Nutri-Spirit on hand makes
me feel like I can fight all night!
[13:44] Azusa
I can't believe you can drink
that at a time like this.
[13:47] Halkara
The whole concept of my medicine-making
[13:50] Halkara
is to make things I'd
want to consume myself.
[13:53] Halkara
You're drinking it yourself,
aren't you, Master?
[13:56] Azusa
Huh? No, I haven't had any.
[13:59] Halkara
Huh?
[14:00] Halkara
But look.
[14:01] Azusa
I really didn't have any.
[14:04] Azusa
Also, Halkara, did you eat dinner?
[14:06] Azusa
What? No, I didn't.
[14:09] Halkara
Th-This is a joke, right?
[14:11] Azusa
I wouldn't joke at a time like this.
[14:14] SFX
Bzzz...
[14:15] SFX
Bzzz...
[14:16] Azusa
Hey...
[14:17] Halkara
Yes?
[14:17] Azusa
Beelzebub is a fly, right?
[14:17] SFX
Bzzz...
[14:20] Halkara
Yes, she's also known as
the Lord of the Flies.
[14:24] Azusa
I'm just wondering here, but...
[14:27] Halkara
C-Certainly not!
That's just a filthy little fly!
[14:30] Halkara
It's a lowly creature that
swarms around horse poop!
[14:33] Halkara
There's no way it's a
terrifying demon like...
[14:37] Beelzebub
Who are you calling a lowly creature?
[14:40] Halkara
Master, don't start doing
crazy voice impersonations!
[14:44] Azusa
I didn't say anything.
[14:46] Halkara
Then whose voice was that?
[14:48] Beelzebub
Mine!
[14:59] Beelzebub
My name is Beelzebub.
[15:02] Beelzebub
Excuse me for being nothing
but a lowly creature.
[15:06] Halkara
"Lowly creature" was just
a figure of speech!
[15:09] Halkara
I am but a speck of dust!
[15:10] Halkara
I had no intention of saying such a
thing about a great being like you!
[15:14] Beelzebub
It is that speck of dust
that I came here to find.
[15:20] Azusa
You've been hiding out in this
house all along, haven't you?
[15:23] Beelzebub
Of course.
[15:24] Beelzebub
I've been making myself at
home since she arrived.
[15:28] Azusa
Why didn't you reveal yourself right away?
[15:30] Beelzebub
I wanted to make sure this
woman truly was Halkara.
[15:34] Beelzebub
Also, flying around in houses
in the form of a fly
[15:38] Beelzebub
is my favorite way to spend
my extended vacations.
[15:41] Azusa
That's pretty unique!
[15:46] Beelzebub
Halkara, I went through
great pains to find you,
[15:49] Beelzebub
but it was very much worth it.
[15:52] Halkara
Please spare me! I'll do anything!
[15:56] Beelzebub
Oh?
[15:57] Beelzebub
Anything, you say?
That is what my ears heard.
[16:03] Azusa
All dealings with my pupil will
have to be made through me.
[16:06] Halkara
Master!
[16:07] Beelzebub
Witch of the Highlands,
you intend to stand in my way?
[16:11] Azusa
My pupil doesn't seem
interested in seeing you.
[16:14] Azusa
I'll have to ask you to leave.
[16:16] Beelzebub
When told to leave, it is only natural
that I want to leave even less.
[16:21] Beelzebub
Or... do you wish to fight me?
[16:26] Beelzebub
That's perfect.
[16:28] Beelzebub
I haven't fought in so long,
I was starting to get rusty.
[16:31] Azusa
Let's fight fair and square.
[16:34] Beelzebub
My thoughts exactly.
[16:41] Beelzebub
I suppose I'll go over there, too.
[16:45] Beelzebub
Are you sure about this? A mere human
is bound to regret defying me!
[16:50] Beelzebub
I will show you just how terrifying
the power of a high demon is—
[16:56] Azusa
Oh, the barrier.
[16:58] Azusa
Oh, no!
[17:03] Beelzebub
Did you not say we would
fight fair and square?!
[17:06] Beelzebub
What was that?!
[17:08] Azusa
Uh, I mean...
[17:09] Azusa
I didn't think it would work when
you tried to leave, too... uh...
[17:14] Azusa
Sorry.
[17:15] Beelzebub
You think apologizing will help?!
[17:17] Beelzebub
Honestly, talk about raining on my parade...
[17:22] Beelzebub
I challenge you...
[17:24] Azusa
Uh, aren't you exhausted already?
[17:26] Beelzebub
Please! This is nothing!
[17:30] Beelzebub
I feel ill...
[17:31] Beelzebub
And I'm having chills...
and I feel a bit nauseous...
[17:36] Beelzebub
I... can't...
[17:38] Azusa
Whoa, whoa!
[17:42] Halkara
Huh? What happened?
[17:43] Azusa
Halkara, help me out!
[17:47] Halkara
Master, what are you doing?
[17:50] Azusa
Making healing magic.
[17:52] Halkara
Huh?!
[17:53] Azusa
God of the earth, it is not yet known
whether your chaotic power is good or evil.
[17:59] Azusa
Grant that power unto me now.
[18:02] Azusa
Wait...
[18:03] Azusa
Hey, is healing magic...
[18:05] Azusa
something you can use on a demon?
[18:07] Halkara
Huh? I think... it should be fine...
[18:11] Azusa
Okay! If it's not, I blame you!
[18:14] Halkara
That's too heavy a burden to bear!
[18:19] Halkara
Her color looks a bit better!
[18:21] Azusa
All right! We're gonna keep doing this!
[18:28] Halkara
Master, she's awake!
[18:30] Azusa
Beelzebub, you okay?
[18:33] Beelzebub
Yes, the nausea has subsided.
[18:36] Beelzebub
And the chills are gone.
[18:37] Azusa
Thank goodness!
[18:39] Azusa
You just need to rest for a while now.
[18:42] Beelzebub
Witch of the Highlands,
I thought you were a coward,
[18:46] Beelzebub
but you are quite the remarkable woman.
[18:49] Azusa
If you died on me because of that,
I'd regret it for centuries.
[18:54] Beelzebub
Once I recover, I'd like to
drink your Nutri-Spirit again.
[18:58] Halkara
Huh?
[18:59] Azusa
But if you do, it might
almost kill you again!
[19:01] Beelzebub
What are you talking about?
[19:03] Halkara
I heard that you developed a high fever
and nearly died after drinking it...
[19:08] Beelzebub
Ah...
[19:09] Beelzebub
I drank it during an all-nighter,
and it filled me with the drive to work.
[19:13] Beelzebub
I took it too far and overworked myself,
[19:15] Beelzebub
which caused me to break out in a fever,
[19:17] Beelzebub
but only because I put too
much stress on my body.
[19:20] Both
Huh?
[19:21] Halkara
Your Nutri-Spirit is loved
[19:23] Halkara
not only by the Devil himself,
but by all demons.
[19:27] Beelzebub
Which is why I came to ask
you to make some more.
[19:30] Halkara
S-So that's what you wanted...
[19:32] Halkara
That's all? What a relief!
[19:37] Azusa
Hey.
[19:38] Halkara
I'm sorry!
[19:43] Both
Let's eat!
[19:45] Laika
I'm so relieved that it
was a misunderstanding.
[19:48] Halkara
I made another careless mistake...
[19:50] Azusa
Well, I'm just glad I didn't
end up fighting for no reason.
[19:54] Falfa
That's great, Halkara!
[19:56] Shalsha
Now you can make Nutri-Spirit again.
[19:58] Halkara
Oh, about that..
[20:00] Halkara
I was thinking of relocating
my factory to this province.
[20:04] Azusa
Moving it here? Why?
[20:06] Halkara
Because even if it was all a mistake,
[20:08] Halkara
I don't want to pay exorbitant taxes
to the town that abandoned me.
[20:14] Azusa
Reality!
[20:15] Halkara
Also... if I stay here, I can
live with you, Master...
[20:21] Azusa
Well, we still have rooms, so that's fine...
[20:24] Azusa
But we all take turns doing
the cooking and cleaning.
[20:27] Halkara
Of course! I'll work hard!
[20:30] Beelzebub
That sounds rather fun.
[20:32] Azusa
Beelzebub?!
[20:33] Azusa
What are you doing here?
[20:35] Beelzebub
Witch of the Highlands, Azusa...
[20:37] Beelzebub
I have yet to settle my score with you.
[20:39] Beelzebub
Next time, we'll fight without the barrier.
[20:41] Azusa
Uh-huh...
[20:43] Beelzebub
Of course, if you do anything else
that's fun, you must invite me!
[20:47] Beelzebub
I'll teach you a spell to summon me later.
[20:50] Azusa
Okay...
[20:51] Shalsha
Beelzebub.
[20:53] Falfa
Have some tea!
[20:55] Beelzebub
Indeed.
[20:56] Falfa
Beelzebub, can we ask you something?
[20:59] Beelzebub
Ask me anything.
[21:01] Shalsha
What is the current state of demon society?
[21:03] Beelzebub
The same dynasty has persisted
for several centuries.
[21:07] Beelzebub
It is quite peaceful.
[21:08] Falfa
Are you married?
[21:10] Beelzebub
D-Don't ask silly questions!
[21:12] Beelzebub
Only races that age quickly do such things!
[21:19] Beelzebub
Say... I'd like to adopt one of
these two as my own daughter.
[21:24] Azusa
I'm honored, but I must decline.
[21:27] Shalsha
Beelzebub, what kind of life do you live?
[21:30] Falfa
Do you live as a fly all the time?
[21:32] Beelzebub
W-Well, you see...
[21:34] Laika
Things have gotten more lively here.
[21:36] Azusa
A dragon,
[21:38] Azusa
spirits,
[21:39] Azusa
an elf,
[21:40] Azusa
and a demon, huh?
[21:42] Azusa
We're quite a crew, but it's starting
to feel like we're a family...
[21:45] Azusa
Maybe.
[21:47] Azusa
Amid the bustle, I get to
spend time taking it easy.
[21:51] Azusa
I was starting to think this
slow life would last forever...
[21:54] Azusa
but then, a problem arose the very next day.
[22:00] Laika
I will be returning to my own home.
[22:03] Azusa
Our family's falling apart!
E4 - We Went to a Dragon's Wedding
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[00:26] Halkara
Hey, Master, let's chat about
our romantic experiences!
[00:30] Azusa
Got none.
[00:31] Halkara
Oh, come on. You must've had
something in 300 years.
[00:35] Azusa
None means none.
[00:36] Halkara
Since I'm so young, I always
want to talk about love.
[00:40] Azusa
Young? How old are you, anyway?
[00:43] SFX
Sparkle!
[00:44] Halkara
Seventeen!
[00:46] Halkara
And 2,500 months.
[00:48] Azusa
You're well over 200 years old!
[00:50] Halkara
In elf terms, I'm just hitting my stride!
[00:55] Halkara
Falfa and Shalsha, do you
two have anyone you like?
[00:58] Falfa
I love Mama!
[01:00] Shalsha
My answer is the same.
[01:02] Azusa
My sweet daughters!
[01:05] Halkara
That's not what I meant...
[01:07] Laika
All right, everyone, it's ready now.
[01:12] Azusa
Thanks, Laika!
[01:14] Azusa
Well, let's get right to it!
[01:15] All
Time to eat!
[01:16] Laika
Um, Lady Azusa...
[01:20] Laika
I will be returning to my own home.
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
[02:56] Halkara
Laika, you're leaving this house?
[02:59] Falfa
But I'll miss you!
[03:01] Shalsha
Me, too.
[03:02] Azusa
Laika, does something bother you or
worry you about the life we live?
[03:06] Laika
No, it's—
[03:08] Azusa
I know I'm your master and you're my pupil,
[03:10] Azusa
but I think of everyone here as my family!
[03:12] Azusa
So don't say you're leaving!
[03:15] Laika
Um, it's not exactly like that.
[03:18] Laika
I'll be attending my older sister's wedding,
[03:20] Laika
so I need to return home for a short time.
[03:23] Azusa
Huh? A wedding?
[03:25] Laika
Would you all like to come with me?
[03:29] Halkara
Love chat!
SIGN We Went to a Dragon's Wedding
SIGN We Went to a Dragon's Wedding
[03:36] Azusa
And on that note...
[03:39] Azusa
We're now headed for Mount Rokko,
the volcano where Laika's family lives.
[03:44] Azusa
What a great view, eh, Halkara?
[03:49] Azusa
Yes, yes, there you go. There you go.
[03:52] Azusa
Yes, that's it. Get all that puke out.
[03:59] Halkara
I feel better now.
[04:01] Azusa
Are you okay? Don't push yourself too hard.
[04:03] Halkara
You really are kind, Master...
[04:07] Halkara
I think I actually wouldn't
mind being kissed by you.
[04:11] SFX
Sparkle!
[04:11] Azusa
Absolutely not.
[04:15] Laika
Everyone, we'll be arriving shortly.
[04:18] Laika
That's Mount Rokko.
[04:23] Laika
This is the venue for the first party.
[04:25] Falfa
Wow! Look at all the dragons!
[04:29] Shalsha
Biologically speaking, they're Red Dragons.
[04:31] Shalsha
They're classified as part of the
Dragon clan rather than as monsters.
[04:37] Red Dragon A
Greetings, Elder Sister Laika.
[04:40] Azusa
Whoa...
[04:42] Red Dragon B
Your wings look as beautiful as ever today.
[04:45] Laika
What we need most is not the
wings we were born with.
[04:48] Laika
It is knowing what we wish to improve upon.
[04:50] Red Dragon A
You are so wonderful, Elder Sister Laika!
[04:53] Azusa
Why do I feel like I'm at
a school for rich girls?
[04:56] Laika
Forgive me, Lady Azusa.
[04:58] Laika
These are my juniors from
the all-girls school I attended.
[05:00] Azusa
Juniors from an all-girls school?!
[05:03] Girl
Elder Sister!
[05:03] Girl
Elder Sister!
[05:05] Laika
Now, allow me to introduce you to my family.
[05:10] Falfa
They're all so big!
[05:12] Shalsha
They are indeed enormous.
[05:14] Laika
Be very careful not to step onto any plates.
[05:19] Halkara
Wait, no! No! I'm not food!
[05:26] Laika
I have returned,
[05:28] Laika
Father, Mother.
[05:30] Leila's Mom
Welcome home, Laika.
[05:32] Leila's Dad
It's good to have you home, my daughter!
[05:38] Azusa
Your dad is so cheerful.
[05:40] Laika
Father, there are guests here!
[05:42] Leila's Dad
Ah, pardon me.
[05:45] Leila's Mom
Our daughter has told us about you.
[05:48] Leila's Mom
She hasn't caused any
trouble for you, has she?
[05:51] Azusa
No, not at all.
She's actually been a big help.
[05:54] Leila
Laika!
[05:56] Laika
Sister!
[05:58] Leila
You made it!
[06:00] Laika
This is my older sister and her groom.
[06:02] Leila
I am Laika's older sister, Leila.
[06:04] Azusa
Congratulations on your wedding.
[06:07] Halkara
So how did you two get together?
[06:10] Azusa
She really is into love chats...
[06:12] Leila
We were friends as children,
[06:15] Leila
but when we saw each other again after
80 years, we decided to get married.
[06:19] Azusa
Eighty years is a heck of a span!
[06:21] Leila's Dad
I am glad today has been so peaceful.
[06:24] Leila's Dad
I hope the party concludes without incident.
[06:27] Azusa
Are you worried something might happen?
[06:30] Leila's Dad
Yes. Not all tribes within
the Dragon clan get along.
[06:34] Leila's Dad
Sometimes, Dragons from other
clans come to crash our weddings.
[06:38] Azusa
I'm pretty sure that was a flag...
[06:43] Leila's Dad
So you've come after all...
[06:46] Leila's Dad
Blue Dragons!
[06:53] Azusa
Cold Breath?!
[06:57] Falfa
So cold...
[06:58] Laika
They are the Blue Dragons
of the Heynt province!
[07:01] Laika
They are shameless, barbaric Dragons
that spew their icy breath everywhere!
[07:06] Flatorte
Red Dragons, I hear you're
celebrating a wedding today.
[07:12] Flatorte
That pisses us off,
so we're here to torment you!
[07:16] Laika
That one's name is Flatorte.
[07:19] Laika
She is known as the
Bully Queen of the Blue Dragons.
[07:23] Azusa
She sounds like a pain in the ass.
[07:24] Flatorte
The nerve of getting married when
you're barely 300 years old!
[07:28] Flatorte
I've been single for over 400 years!
[07:31] Azusa
That's the most pathetic
reason you could give!
[07:34] Flatorte
It's not only this party venue
that I'm going to harass.
[07:38] Flatorte
I've sent a separate force to the volcano.
[07:41] Flatorte
We'll freeze it solid, too!
[07:43] Laika
Father...
[07:44] Leila's Dad
We have no choice. This calls for...
[07:46] Leila's Dad
an all-out confrontation!
[07:50] Falfa
I'm scared, Mama.
[07:52] Shalsha
We should get away from here.
[07:54] Azusa
Girls, just leave this to your mama.
[07:57] Azusa
Halkara, we're running!
[07:59] SFX
Ding...
[08:00] Azusa
What are you doing?!
[08:01] Halkara
My late grandpa's last words were that if
you run into a dragon, you should play dead.
[08:08] Halkara
Okay, I won't play dead anymore!
[08:16] Falfa
Mama!
[08:19] Azusa
Get down!
[08:24] Azusa
Let's move!
[08:26] Laika
Flatorte, I will not tolerate
any further violence!
[08:29] Flatorte
Shut up, Laika!
[08:30] Flatorte
You haven't forgotten the fate
of the Dragon tribes, have you?
[08:34] Laika
Then I hope you are prepared.
[08:37] Flatorte
Bring it on!
[08:46] Azusa
We should be safe now.
[08:48] Halkara
Laika's fighting her hardest.
[08:51] Azusa
That's my pupil for you!
[08:54] Azusa
It does irritate me,
[08:56] Azusa
but this is their own clan's problem.
[08:58] Azusa
An outsider like me shouldn't be butting in.
[09:04] Blue Dragon B
You are friends of the
Red Dragons, are you not?
[09:07] Azusa
And what if we are?
[09:09] Blue Dragon B
We will hurt you and ruin their wedding!
[09:14] Falfa
Mama!
[09:15] Shalsha
Mother...
[09:18] Azusa
Don't you go scaring little
kids like these...
[09:23] Azusa
just to be a bully!
[09:29] Falfa
Mama, you're amazing!
[09:30] Shalsha
I respect you so much...
[09:32] Azusa
Halkara, take Falfa and
Shalsha somewhere to hide.
[09:36] Halkara
Okay, Master! Got it!
[09:38] Azusa
I maxed out my level without
even realizing it,
[09:42] Azusa
but I'm gonna use this power
to protect my family...
[09:46] Azusa
in any way I can!
[09:50] Leila's Dad
Laika, can we handle them?
[09:51] Laika
There are far too many of them, even for us.
[09:58] Blue Dragon C
What?!
[09:59] Laika
Is this...
[10:05] Laika
Lady Azusa!
[10:06] Blue Dragon E
Damn it!
[10:12] Blue Dragon E
Wh-What?!
[10:18] Blue Dragon F
Everyone, fire!
[10:22] Laika
Watch out!
[10:29] Blue Dragon F
What?!
[10:37] Leila's Dad
She took out so many of them alone?
[10:40] Laika
Lady Azusa! Flatorte is behind you!
[10:43] Flatorte
Just who are you?
[10:46] Flatorte
How? How is it possible for a human
to physically defeat a dragon?
[10:51] Azusa
Rome wasn't built in a day. I guess
that's what it comes down to.
[10:55] Flatorte
Rome?
[10:56] Azusa
It means if you just keep
steadily working at something,
[10:59] Azusa
it'll all work out!
[11:04] Flatorte
Curse you...
[11:05] Flatorte
I'll freeze you!
[11:08] Azusa
Oh, come on.
[11:09] Azusa
Is that all you know how to do?!
[11:11] Flatorte
Take this!
[11:17] Flatorte
That's hot!
[11:19] Azusa
Witch's...
[11:22] Azusa
Axe Kick!
[11:30] Azusa
Still want to fight?
[11:33] Blue Dragons
We're sorry!
[11:35] Laika
Lady Azusa!
[11:38] Laika
Everyone! Lady Azusa has won the battle!
[11:42] Laika
This is the power of the
Witch of the Highlands!
[11:44] Dragons
Long live the Witch of the Highlands!
[11:46] Azusa
Laika!
[11:48] Azusa
It's too soon to declare this finished.
[11:50] Laika
She did say she sent a separate
force to the volcano.
[11:54] Laika
Lady Azusa, please get on my back.
[11:57] Azusa
Right!
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
[12:06] Laika
There are hot springs in this town,
[12:08] Laika
so I'm worried that innocent
tourists will be hurt.
[12:12] Azusa
At a glance, I don't see
any signs of fighting.
[12:16] Laika
If nothing is happening,
all the better, but still...
[12:19] Laika
I only want my sister's wedding
to be a joyous occasion.
[12:24] Azusa
Don't worry. This'll be over soon,
[12:28] Azusa
and your sister's wedding will continue.
[12:31] Laika
Right.
[12:34] Azusa
What's that?
[12:35] Laika
Lady Azusa...
[12:39] Azusa
What is this?!
[12:40] Laika
Blue Dragons?
[12:42] Azusa
It's draining their power to weaken them!
[12:45] Azusa
This is some pretty underhanded magic.
[12:47] Beelzebub
What brings you two here?
[12:49] Beelzebub
Quite the coincidence,
seeing you here of all places.
[12:52] Azusa
Beelzebub!
[12:53] Azusa
What are you doing here?
[12:55] Beelzebub
This volcano produces some fine hot springs.
[12:59] Beelzebub
I come here occasionally
to relax and rejuvenate.
[13:02] Azusa
Then was this...
[13:04] Beelzebub
Yes, I was strolling around the town,
[13:07] Beelzebub
and I found these fools saying they
were here to harass the place,
[13:12] Beelzebub
so I cast some demon magic that
causes extreme weakness upon them.
[13:16] Laika
You defeated five Blue Dragons by yourself?
[13:20] Beelzebub
I am a high demon who has
lived for 3,000 years.
[13:24] Beelzebub
It's inconceivable that I would lose.
[13:25] Beelzebub
And you, Azusa, cannot begin
to fathom what will happen
[13:28] Beelzebub
the next time you fight me fair and square.
[13:31] Beelzebub
I am strong, after all...
[13:32] Azusa
Beelzebub!
[13:34] Azusa
You just saved the
Red Dragons from disaster!
[13:38] Azusa
Thank you!
[13:39] Beelzebub
Don't hug me!
[13:41] Beelzebub
I didn't do it for you!
[13:42] Beelzebub
I only took down those dragons
because they were acting cocky!
[13:45] Azusa
Sniff, sniff.
[13:47] Azusa
You smell so nice!
[13:49] Beelzebub
That's because I just got out of the bath.
[13:52] Beelzebub
Wait, forget about that!
Get off of me at once!
[14:01] Falfa
I was so scared, Mama!
[14:03] Shalsha
Mother...
[14:04] Halkara
Was the volcano all right?
[14:06] Azusa
Yeah.
[14:07] Azusa
All thanks to Beelzebub.
[14:09] Beelzebub
Oh, come on. I was only there
to make use of the baths.
[14:13] Azusa
Well, I think it's time we finish this,
[14:17] Azusa
Falafel Tart.
[14:18] Flatorte
It's Flatorte! Get my name right!
[14:21] Azusa
Fine, I get it. So take
your human form already.
[14:24] Azusa
Let's talk.
[14:33] Flatorte
Is this what you want?
[14:35] Laika
This is the amount you owe in
damages after today's conflict.
[14:38] Laika
We will need you to pay this.
[14:40] Flatorte
Huh?!
[14:41] Flatorte
Y-You're making me pay that much?
[14:43] Laika
This covers all expenses,
[14:44] Laika
including treatment for the injured
and inconvenience recompense.
[14:47] Laika
If you refuse, you will never
move from this spot again.
[14:50] Laika
Is that what you want?
[14:51] Flatorte
I-I don't like that, either...
[14:54] Flatorte
Fine. I'll accept your conditions.
[14:57] Azusa
Good. The negotiations are complete.
[15:00] Azusa
But since we're talking, there's one
more thing I'd like to discuss.
[15:04] Azusa
I want you to agree to a treaty,
in addition to the damages you're paying.
[15:07] Flatorte
A treaty?
[15:09] Azusa
Yes, a non-aggression treaty between
the Blue Dragons and the Red Dragons.
[15:14] Azusa
Of course, coming around to harass
them will be out of the question.
[15:17] Flatorte
B-But then I would have no reason to live!
[15:21] Azusa
If you don't agree, you can
never go back to your homeland.
[15:24] Azusa
Do you want to feel like you're stuck at work
[15:27] Azusa
for three straight days
with no chance to go home?
[15:29] Flatorte
Your smile is scaring me!
[15:31] Azusa
Then, let's seal this agreement. Okay?
[15:34] Flatorte
Fine, I agree! I agree!
[15:37] Flatorte
So please forgive me now...
[15:40] Azusa
Okay, the treaty is concluded.
[15:42] Azusa
Now, Mount Rokko should have peace.
[15:45] Laika
Lady Azusa...
[15:47] Laika
Thank you for doing all
this for our homeland!
[15:51] Azusa
Beelzebub, take care of the rest, okay?
[15:54] Beelzebub
I know.
[15:55] Beelzebub
Ahem.
[15:56] Beelzebub
The Witch of the Highlands and myself have
borne witness to the creation of this treaty.
[16:03] Beelzebub
If either party should
break this agreement...
[16:06] Beelzebub
you know what will happen, yes?
[16:07] SFX
Grovel!
[16:09] Flatorte
I never should have done this...
[16:11] Azusa
Beelzebub, thanks so much for everything!
[16:14] Beelzebub
No one but you would use the
Lord of the Flies in this way.
[16:19] Azusa
I'll be counting on you even
more from now on!
[16:22] Beelzebub
Stop hugging me over every little thing!
[16:28] Azusa
So everyone takes their human
forms for the second party, huh?
[16:31] Laika
Yes, the second party is
where we all eat our fill!
[16:35] Shalsha
I'm already full.
[16:37] Falfa
Shalsha, you should rest for a bit.
[16:40] Shalsha
Thanks.
[16:41] Azusa
Falfa, you're being such
a good older sister.
[16:45] Halkara
Master!
[16:48] Halkara
This booze is way too strong!
[16:51] Azusa
Halkara, you ate a lot before drinking.
You'd better be careful.
[16:56] Halkara
I'll be fine!
[16:58] Halkara
I've already puked my guts out today!
[17:01] Azusa
That's my point!
[17:04] Beelzebub
Honestly, that elf has nothing going for
her but the Nutri-Spirit she makes.
[17:10] Leila
Lady Azusa.
[17:13] Azusa
Wow...
[17:14] Azusa
Leila, you look beautiful!
[17:16] Leila
We were able to continue the
ceremony thanks to all of you.
[17:21] Leila's Husband
We are grateful.
[17:22] Azusa
Oh, no... all I did was lend a little hand.
[17:25] Beelzebub
It's good to see you know your place.
[17:28] Beelzebub
If you will continue to idolize me this way,
[17:31] Beelzebub
I would be glad to offer
my assistance again.
[17:33] Azusa
Beelzebub, don't act so high-and-mighty.
[17:36] Beelzebub
Well, can you blame me?
I am high and mighty.
[17:40] Leila
I'm happy for you, Laika.
[17:43] Leila
You've made such wonderful friends.
[17:47] Leila
Now you won't be lonely
when I'm no longer around.
[17:50] Laika
Sister...
[17:54] Laika
I truly congratulate you.
[17:56] Leila
Thank you, Laika.
[18:01] Laika
Sister—
[18:01] Husband
Leila, may I?
[18:03] Husband
Regarding our plans after this...
[18:11] Flatorte
So... Leila...
[18:13] Flatorte
Congratulations.
[18:15] Flatorte
You'd better live in happiness.
[18:17] Leila
Flatorte...
[18:19] Flatorte
I was defeated this time.
[18:22] Flatorte
Having lost, I give you
my sincerest blessings.
[18:25] Azusa
This Blue Dragon does have her
good points, doesn't she?
[18:29] Leila
Thank you.
[18:31] Leila
I'll live in happiness for you, as well,
[18:33] Leila
since you can't marry.
[18:35] Flatorte
Why did you have to say it like that?!
[18:36] Flatorte
It's not that I can't!
I'm just not going to!
[18:39] Leila
What's this? Did you not come
here to give me your blessing?
[18:42] Flatorte
Hmph! I hope you get divorced right away!
[18:46] Laika
Red Dragons and Blue Dragons have
a complicated relationship.
[18:49] Azusa
This little scene kinda
gave me that impression.
[18:56] Azusa
Whew, I ate so much. And it was all so good!
[19:01] Azusa
I hope Halkara's okay.
She seemed to be drinking a lot.
[19:05] Laika
U-Um, Lady Azusa...
[19:12] Laika
I'd like... to ask you for a favor.
[19:19] Laika
I was always more athletic
than my older sister,
[19:23] Laika
and I was always better
at fighting, as well...
[19:27] Laika
but when our parents yelled at
me or anything made me upset,
[19:31] Laika
my older sister always did this for me.
[19:38] Azusa
It'll be hard to ask her for this
now that she's married, huh?
[19:42] Laika
Yes.
[19:45] Azusa
Well, then...
[19:46] Azusa
I don't mind doing this every now and then.
[19:50] Laika
N-No...
[19:53] Laika
This can be considered a special occasion.
[20:00] Laika
Thank you.
[20:05] Azusa
What's going on?
[20:06] Azusa
What the heck is she doing?
[20:09] Falfa
Come on, Halkara, wake up.
[20:12] Shalsha
When you drink booze,
the booze shouldn't drink you.
[20:15] Halkara
Are you saying my fruit
wine isn't drinkable?!
[20:19] Beelzebub
Honestly, this elf is nothing but trouble.
[20:23] Beelzebub
Hup.
[20:25] Halkara
I feel sick...
[20:27] Beelzebub
If you puke, I will tear you apart and
roast every piece, down to your soul.
[20:31] Halkara
I'll hold it in...
[20:32] Azusa
Beelzebub! Sorry about that!
[20:35] Beelzebub
Azusa, I do believe she's had enough.
[20:38] Beelzebub
Since you're here, why don't you spend
the night at the volcano hot spring resort?
[20:42] Beelzebub
I'm staying there, as well.
[20:44] Azusa
Hot springs, huh? Should we?
[20:46] Falfa
I wanna go in the hot springs!
[20:49] Shalsha
The Rokko Hot Springs feature seven
different types of hot springs,
[20:52] Shalsha
excluding only sulfuric and acidic types.
[20:54] Shalsha
They're good for people with cold
sensitivity or high blood pressure.
[20:58] Laika
If you wish to stay there,
I will make the arrangements.
[21:01] Azusa
Well, we don't need to
be home tonight, so...
[21:04] Azusa
Let's do it!
[21:06] Twins
Yeah!
[21:08] SFX
Klik-klak!
[21:10] Beelzebub
Truly, though...
[21:11] Beelzebub
I do enjoy being around you people.
I always know fun things will happen.
[21:17] Azusa
Well, Beelzebub, you help me
out a lot when I ask for it,
[21:21] Azusa
and you like looking out for us.
[21:23] Azusa
You're kinda like an older sister.
[21:24] Beelzebub
Me? An older sister?
[21:27] Beelzebub
It seems to me you're only
using me for your convenience.
[21:30] Azusa
I have my two daughters...
[21:32] Azusa
Laika for my younger sister...
[21:35] Azusa
and Beelzebub for my older sister.
[21:37] Azusa
That sounds like a pretty
nice family, right?
[21:41] Halkara
Hey, wait a minute!
[21:43] Halkara
You left me out of the family!
[21:46] Azusa
Oh, that's right.
[21:48] Azusa
Let's see... Halkara can be...
[21:51] Azusa
the trouble-making junior!
[21:53] Halkara
Master! That's not fair!
[21:57] Halkara
Come on, Master!
[21:59] Azusa
Okay, sorry!
E5 - A Ghost Appeared
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[00:02] Azusa
Something is definitely weird here.
[00:05] Shalsha
It is weird.
[00:06] Falfa
Very weird.
[00:08] Laika
I find it strange, as well.
[00:11] (Flashback) Halkara
Master, it's my turn to cook
the day after tomorrow,
[00:15] (Flashback) Halkara
but would you mind swapping
so I can do it today instead?
[00:18] (Flashback) Azusa
Sure, that's fine. Is something going on?
[00:21] (Flashback) Halkara
I have things to do in
the town of Nascúte...
[00:33] (Flashback) Halkara
It's important to make a fresh start!
[00:37] (Flashback) Falfa
Bye, grasshopper!
[00:40] (Flashback) Halkara
Goodbyes should always
be clean and complete...
[00:45] Laika
Do you think Halkara intends to move out?
[00:49] Shalsha
No doubt about it.
[00:50] Falfa
I don't want her to go!
[00:54] Azusa
But if that's what Halkara's
decided to do...
[00:59] Halkara
I'm back!
[01:01] Halkara
I'm so hungry.
[01:05] Halkara
Huh?
[01:08] Azusa
Halkara...
[01:10] Azusa
Thanks for everything!
[01:11] Laika
Please be well in your new location.
[01:14] Shalsha
We'll miss you.
[01:18] Falfa
I don't want you to go, Halkara!
[01:23] Azusa
Falfa, don't cry.
[01:26] Laika
We must see her off with smiles.
[01:28] Halkara
What in the world is this all about?
[01:31] Halkara
Why all the talk of leaving?
[01:33] SFX
Blink, blink!
[01:33] Azusa
What? You're not moving out?
[01:36] Halkara
I have no intention of doing that!
[01:38] Laika
But you mentioned looking for
a new place in Nascúte...
[01:41] Halkara
Yes, one to build my new factory in!
[01:45] All
Huh?
[01:47] All
What?!
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN A Ghost Appeared
SIGN A Ghost Appeared
[03:25] Halkara
I'm back.
[03:29] Laika
You're home so late every
evening. You must be busy.
[03:33] Azusa
Sure you're not working too hard?
[03:35] Halkara
No, no...
[03:37] Halkara
Even if I'm tired, I just need some
Nutri-Spirit, and I can keep fighting.
[03:41] Halkara
I've been using more of them
in a day recently, though...
[03:46] Azusa
That's a bad thing!
[03:48] Azusa
Come home once the sun goes down.
[03:51] Azusa
That's an order from your master!
[03:53] Halkara
But there's a reason why
I can't come home...
[03:58] Azusa
A ghost?!
[04:00] Halkara
Yes, apparently, a ghost has
been showing up in my factory.
[04:04] Halkara
And now none of the locals
want to work there...
[04:08] Halkara
I can't get anyone at all.
[04:11] Laika
So that's why...
[04:13] Falfa
A ghost that just shows up in your factory?
[04:15] Shalsha
They call those "bound spirits."
[04:17] Shalsha
Scientifically, ghosts are
known as "separated spirits."
[04:22] Shalsha
This type is most likely one that's
bound to the place where it died,
[04:28] Shalsha
so it can't leave.
[04:29] Azusa
You mean it's the ghost of
someone who died there?
[04:34] Halkara
Master, would you please get
rid of the ghost for me?
[04:38] Azusa
Huh?
[04:39] Azusa
Uh, actually, I don't really
like things like that...
[04:43] Halkara
Please! I need your help!
[04:46] Halkara
Otherwise, I'll have to run
the entire factory by myself!
[04:52] Azusa
True...
[04:59] Azusa
Oh, all right. I'll go
check it out tomorrow.
[05:03] Halkara
Thank you so much, Master!
[05:06] Azusa
But!
[05:07] Azusa
Only if I can bring a helper with me!
[05:10] Halkara
A helper?
[05:12] Halkara
What is this thing?
[05:14] Azusa
It's summoning magic I learned a while ago.
[05:18] Azusa
I don't know if it'll work or not, but...
[05:21] Azusa
Vosanosanon ujishidau veyani enrila.
[05:41] Laika
Nothing is happening...
[05:45] Beelzebub
What in all Hell is going on?!
[05:50] Beelzebub
So cold... so cold... so cold... so cold...
[05:54] Beelzebub
So cold... so cold... so cold... so cold...
[05:58] Beelzebub
Why'd you close the door?!
[06:01] Beelzebub
Your pronunciation was a bit off,
[06:04] Beelzebub
so I wasn't summoned into the
exact location you wanted.
[06:07] Beelzebub
Why was your tub full of cold
water in the morning, anyway?
[06:11] Shalsha
It's for watering our crops!
[06:13] Azusa
It's eco-friendly!
[06:14] Beelzebub
Eco-friendly is all well and good, but...
[06:16] Beelzebub
Anyway, what was is it you want?
[06:22] Beelzebub
What?!
[06:24] Beelzebub
You summoned me here just for that?
[06:27] Azusa
I'm sorry, really!
[06:28] Azusa
But I had a feeling you'd be a big help.
[06:31] SFX
Scoot, scoot.
[06:33] Falfa
Yeah!
[06:34] Falfa
We knew you could...
[06:36] Shalsha
...do something about it.
[06:39] SFX
Squee!
[06:39] Beelzebub
Squee, indeed...
[06:43] Beelzebub
Well, it is true that I could
do something about it.
[06:48] Beelzebub
All right, take me to this factory.
[06:51] Beelzebub
I'll pulverize this ghost!
[06:54] SFX
Lightbulb!
[06:55] Halkara
The ghost only shows up at night,
[06:57] Halkara
so could you wait until this evening?
[06:59] SFX
Snap!
[07:01] Beelzebub
You should've waited until
evening to call me, then!
SIGN The Town of Nascúte
[07:07] SFX
Skree, skree, skree...
[07:10] Azusa
I can imagine ghosts showing up here.
[07:13] Azusa
That cat statue is super creepy.
[07:16] Halkara
Oh, I put that there.
[07:18] Halkara
Isn't it cute?
[07:21] Azusa
Halkara's tastes are kinda...
[07:22] Beelzebub
What are you babbling about? Let's go.
[07:27] Halkara
She really is a demon. No hesitation at all.
[07:29] Azusa
Looks like I chose the right helper.
[07:35] Azusa
Sure is dark in here...
[07:37] Halkara
I really hope nothing shows up...
[07:40] Beelzebub
Don't be dumb. If nothing
shows up, why am I even here?
[07:46] Azusa
Hey, Beelzebub...
[07:48] Beelzebub
What?
[07:49] Azusa
Would you hold my hand? I'm scared.
[07:53] Beelzebub
I feel as embarrassed as a little girl...
[07:56] Beelzebub
but I suppose it can't hurt, so very well.
[08:00] Halkara
Master! Please hold my hand, too!
[08:06] Beelzebub
Halkara, where does this ghost show up?
[08:10] Halkara
In the room up ahead.
[08:13] Beelzebub
Then that room will be
the focus of our search.
[08:16] Halkara
Um... Can we not go into
that room? It scares me.
[08:20] Azusa
I agree! We should at
least save it for last...
[08:23] SFX
Snap, snap!
[08:25] Beelzebub
Would you two cut it out?!
[08:34] Azusa
Maybe we should call this off...
[08:37] Halkara
Agreed! There's nothing in this...
[08:43] Beelzebub
Oh, quiet down.
[08:45] Beelzebub
You two are more of a
nuisance than that ghost.
[08:49] SFX
Point!
[08:49] Beelzebub
Looks like it's over there.
[08:53] Azusa
It is here!
[08:55] Halkara
I'm about to lose it in more ways than one!
[08:57] Beelzebub
You two are making too much noise!
[08:59] Beelzebub
Just cool your heads for a minute!
[09:02] Beelzebub
It's only a ghost! The
spirit of a dead girl!
[09:06] Beelzebub
What's scary about that?
[09:07] Azusa
That's what's scary about it!
[09:09] Halkara
How are you so relaxed about this?!
[09:12] Beelzebub
You're only scared because
you can't see her.
[09:15] Beelzebub
Hey, girl's spirit! Show yourself!
[09:18] Both
She's forcing it out!
[09:22] Beelzebub
I am the high demon Beelzebub.
[09:25] SFX
Loom!
[09:26] Beelzebub
I oversee the agriculture
of the land of demons.
[09:30] Beelzebub
With my authority, I could turn this
place into a horse manure shed.
[09:35] Azusa
That's low-key barbaric!
[09:37] Halkara
Please don't! This is my factory!
[09:41] Beelzebub
If you don't want that, show yourself
by the time I count to ten!
[09:46] Beelzebub
One...
[09:48] Beelzebub
Ten!
[09:49] Azusa
You skipped a heck of a lot!
[09:53] Beelzebub
There you are!
[09:57] Beelzebub
I've got her! Give me some light!
[10:05] Beelzebub
Stop that! Hold still!
[10:09] Rosalie
Get your hands off me!
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
[10:17] Azusa
What's your name?
[10:19] Rosalie
I'm Rosalie.
[10:21] Rosalie
I'm the ghost of a girl who committed
suicide in the house that once stood here.
[10:26] Rosalie
Hmph.
[10:27] Azusa
Bad attitude...
[10:29] Halkara
Um... And why are you here?
[10:32] Rosalie
Why do you think?
[10:33] Rosalie
This is the only place I can be!
[10:37] Rosalie
A few centuries ago,
[10:38] Rosalie
I was offered the chance to
marry into a noble family.
[10:43] Rosalie
I had a reputation throughout the
town for being pretty and polite,
[10:46] Rosalie
so I believed my parents.
[10:49] Rosalie
But my rotten father and mother
were lying about everything!
[10:54] Rosalie
They intended to sell me
off for chump change!
[10:58] Azusa
I see... You poor thing.
[11:01] Rosalie
Yeah, well, that's in the past.
[11:03] Halkara
Um... I understand your story now,
[11:06] Halkara
but were you really regarded as polite?
[11:08] Rosalie
In the centuries since I became a ghost...
[11:12] Rosalie
I went bad.
[11:14] Beelzebub
That's certainly believable.
[11:17] Beelzebub
I would expect an adolescent to change
like that when betrayed by her parents.
[11:21] Rosalie
This is my turf!
[11:23] Rosalie
I don't want outsiders coming in here!
[11:26] Rosalie
Which is why I've defended
it all this time...
[11:28] Rosalie
And then you guys showed up.
[11:32] Azusa
Rosalie...
[11:34] Azusa
So what do you want to do from now on?
[11:37] Rosalie
What do I... want?
[11:39] Beelzebub
Ah, in that case...
[11:42] Beelzebub
I can erase you in an instant
so you won't have to suffer.
[11:45] Azusa
None of that!
[11:47] Beelzebub
Why not?
[11:48] Beelzebub
I can help this ghost move on to the next
life without leaving a trace behind.
[11:53] Rosalie
No way! I don't wanna disappear yet!
[11:57] Azusa
I guess not.
[11:59] Azusa
Okay, Rosalie, why don't
you stay in this world?
[12:03] Rosalie
You mean it?
[12:04] Rosalie
But won't I be a bother?
[12:06] Azusa
What do you say, Halkara?
[12:08] Halkara
Um, you don't need to disappear.
[12:10] Halkara
Can't you just go somewhere else?
[12:13] Rosalie
I've tried to move a few times,
[12:15] Rosalie
but I can't leave this building.
[12:18] Azusa
I see. That's what Shalsha
was talking about.
[12:21] Asusa
She said bound spirits can't
leave the place where they died.
[12:25] Beelzebub
I know a good way to resolve this.
[12:27] Rosalie
Huh?
[12:28] Beelzebub
Demons have done extensive
research on spirits.
[12:31] Beelzebub
The latest research shows that if a
ghost possesses a living human once,
[12:36] Beelzebub
they will be able to go
wherever that human goes.
[12:39] Azusa
Possess?
[12:41] Beelzebub
She would basically be using a
human as a vessel to relocate.
[12:44] Beelzebub
The best humans to possess are
those with many weak points,
[12:48] Beelzebub
those who are weak-willed and
readily let others control them.
[12:54] Halkara
Huh?
[12:55] Halkara
Wha?
[12:56] Halkara
Eh?
[12:57] Halkara
What?!
[13:00] Halkara
Please, no!
[13:02] Halkara
Just seeing a ghost scares me!
[13:04] Halkara
There's no way I can endure
having one inside me!
[13:07] Beelzebub
You'd be doing it for your factory.
[13:09] Azusa
Just bear with it for a little bit.
[13:11] Halkara
Master! How can you be so dismissive?!
[13:16] Rosalie
Sorry, but I'm comin' in!
[13:18] Halkara
No! I'll be traumatized!
[13:28] HRosalie
All right! I'm in!
[13:33] HRosalie
It feels weird to be in
a physical body again.
[13:36] HRosalie
These boobs are so heavy.
[13:38] SFX
Boing! Boing!
[13:40] Azusa
That's your first thought, huh?
[13:42] Beelzebub
So, where are we taking her?
[13:45] Azusa
Well, we're running her out
for our own reasons, so...
[13:49] Azusa
Rosalie, want to live at my house?
[13:52] HRosalie
Can I?! I won't be a bother?
[13:54] Azusa
You were so unhappy in your previous
life that you died, right?
[13:58] Azusa
Nothing bad will come of you
finding happiness after death.
[14:02] Azusa
Come home with me.
[14:08] Rosalie
Let me call you "Sister"!
[14:10] Rosalie
I'll protect you if it kills me!
[14:15] Azusa
I mean, you're already dead.
[14:18] Beelzebub
What a smooth operator...
[14:20] Beelzebub
A ghost operator, rather.
[14:23] HRosalie
Sister Laika!
[14:25] HRosalie
Sister's daughters!
[14:27] HRosalie
My name's Rosalie!
[14:29] HRosalie
Nice to meet all of you!
[14:32] Laika
It does feel quite strange...
[14:35] Falfa
Nice to meet you!
[14:36] Shalsha
My first ghost... I'm so intrigued.
[14:41] Beelzebub
Well, I'm tired, so I'm going to bed now.
[14:46] Azusa
Okay, thanks.
[14:48] HRosalie
Now, then!
[14:49] HRosalie
I will show you the real Rosalie!
[14:54] Falfa
Yay!
[14:55] HRosalie
Here goes!
[15:01] HRosalie
Huh?
[15:06] HRosalie
Beelzebububububububububub!
[15:07] Beelzebub
Too many "bubs"!
[15:09] HRosalie
It's no use!
[15:10] HRosalie
It's like being stuck in
a box! I can't get out!
[15:13] Beelzebub
You two must have been
exceptionally compatible.
[15:16] Laika
Um, this isn't going to cause any
irregularities in Halkara's body, is it?
[15:22] Beelzebub
Obviously, if another's spirit
spends a full day in there,
[15:25] Beelzebub
it will cause strain on her body.
[15:27] Azusa
Strain? How?
[15:29] Beelzebub
In the worst case... she dies.
[15:31] Azusa
That's really bad!
[15:33] HRosalie
I don't wanna kill someone
who helped me out!
[15:37] HRosalie
If I have to do something that shameful...
[15:40] HRosalie
If it really comes to that...
[15:42] HRosalie
I have to die again to apologize!
[15:45] Azusa
No, don't!
[15:45] Azusa
If you do that now, Halkara
will be the one to die!
[15:50] Azusa
On that note, we're going to begin the
mission to separate Rosalie from Halkara.
[15:55] Azusa
Anyone have any good ideas?
[15:56] Laika
Me!
[15:57] Azusa
Yes, Laika?
[15:58] Laika
Rosalie spoke of being
stuck in a box earlier.
[16:01] Laika
When I have a cookie that's stuck in a box,
[16:04] Laika
the first thing I try is shaking it.
[16:08] SFX
Vwoom, vwoom, vwoom...
[16:10] SFX
Sparkle!
[16:11] Laika
Then I try pounding on the back of it.
[16:18] HRosalie
Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[16:20] Laika
Otherwise... I break the box.
[16:23] Azusa
Stop!
[16:25] Falfa
I know!
[16:27] Falfa
How about startling her,
like when someone has the hiccups?
[16:34] HRosalie
S-Sister, where are we?
[16:36] HRosalie
This intense wind concerns me...
[16:42] HRosalie
Huh?
[16:43] HRosalie
Where am I?!
[16:46] HRosalie
I'm so high up!
[16:52] Laika
I guess even ghosts don't like heights.
[16:55] Azusa
Well? Think you can leave her body now?
[16:57] HRosalie
N-No! I'm just scared!
[17:01] Azusa
I see... Guess we can't help that.
[17:03] Azusa
Time for phase two, then.
[17:05] HRosalie
Huh? Phase two?
[17:10] HRosalie
No!
[17:29] Azusa
Well?
[17:30] Azusa
Did she come out?
[17:32] HRosalie
No, but I thought a few other
things might come out...
[17:35] Laika
It didn't work?
[17:37] Beelzebub
I guess we'll just have to try
everything we can think of.
[18:08] Azusa
It's already noon.
[18:11] Azusa
We're in trouble if we
don't get her out soon.
[18:13] Azusa
Halkara's body might not
be able to take much more.
[18:16] Laika
It looks like she's already reached
that point in another sense.
[18:20] Beelzebub
If only we could, at least, summon
Halkara out of the body...
[18:24] Azusa
Yeah...
[18:26] Azusa
If we put Rosalie to sleep right now,
[18:31] Azusa
would Halkara's spirit come out?
[18:36] Beelzebub
I see...
[18:37] Beelzebub
So we move that one in front
that's getting in the way.
[18:41] Beelzebub
That just might work.
[18:43] Laika
But how do we put Rosalie to sleep?
[18:46] Hrosalie
Help...
[18:48] HRosalie
Is this alcohol?
[18:50] Azusa
Halkara gets drunk on this all the time.
[18:53] HRosalie
But I've never had alcohol before!
[18:56] Azusa
Your body is Halkara's, so you'll be fine!
[18:59] Laika
It always puts her right to sleep.
[19:01] HRosalie
Okay, here I go!
[19:08] HRosalie
This is noth—
[19:11] All
It put her right out!
[19:13] Halkara
Huh? Why are we in Master's house?
[19:17] Halkara
Weren't we in my factory?
[19:19] All
It's Halkara!
[19:21] Halkara
H-Huh?
[19:22] Azusa
Okay! Now let's wake up
Rosalie and revive her!
[19:26] Azusa
Then she might come flying
out of Halkara's body!
[19:29] Beelzebub
I know just how to do that.
[19:31] Beelzebub
Leave this to me.
[19:33] Halkara
Huh?
[19:38] Halkara
The bath?
[19:40] Halkara
Beelzebub, how bold of you...
[19:43] Beelzebub
Yes, I'm going to be bold, all right.
[19:45] Beelzebub
There you go!
[19:48] Rosalie
That's cold!
[19:53] Beelzebub
There.
[19:54] Laika
She's out!
[19:55] Azusa
It worked!
[19:58] Rosalie
All right! I made it out!
[20:01] Halkara
S-So cold...
[20:05] Rosalie
I'm sorry for all the trouble!
[20:07] Rosalie
I'm going to be living here as of today!
[20:10] Rosalie
I'm Rosalie! I hope we can be friends!
[20:17] Laika
You really are a ghost.
[20:19] Falfa
Wow...
[20:21] Shalsha
I'm intrigued.
[20:22] Halkara
I can't even see her as a different person.
[20:25] Azusa
I'm impressed you figured out that
cold water would revive her.
[20:30] Beelzebub
I remembered what happened when
you summoned me yesterday.
[20:34] Azusa
O-Oh, yeah...
[20:36] Laika
But I'm glad Halkara's factory
will be able to operate now.
[20:41] Halkara
Yes.
[20:42] Halkara
I'll just wait patiently until the
rumors about ghosts fade away.
[20:46] Rosalie
I'm sorry. It was all my fault.
[20:49] Rosalie
Sister Halkara, at least
let me pour you a drink.
[20:56] Falfa
Wow, that's amazing!
[20:58] Azusa
Hey, I know a way to get
rid of that rumor quickly!
[21:06] Rosalie
Heya!
[21:08] Rosalie
I'm working at Sister Halkara's factory!
[21:11] Rosalie
My name's Rosalie!
[21:13] Rosalie
I'm a ghost, and I hope I can use
this power to help all of you!
[21:19] Woman
That's remarkable!
[21:21] Guy
I guess not all ghosts are scary, huh?
[21:24] Guy
She's cute, even!
[21:28] Halkara
This is great.
[21:29] Halkara
It looks like the people of
the town will accept her.
[21:32] Azusa
Yeah.
[21:33] Rosalie
Sister!
[21:35] Rosalie
Thanks so much, Sister!
[21:38] Rosalie
I never knew I could find
happiness after death!
[21:41] Rosalie
I'm so glad I died!
[21:44] Azusa
I'm not sure you should say that, though...
[21:47] Guy
Hey, Rosalie!
[21:48] Guy
Wipe my windows, too!
[21:50] Woman
And mine!
[21:52] Rosalie
You got it!
[21:53] Rosalie
I'll get each of your houses in turn!
[21:58] Azusa
At this point,
[21:59] Azusa
you might as well strive to be the most
cheerful ghost in the world.
E6 - Along Came a Leviathan
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[00:00] Beelzebub
Dun-da-da-dah!
[00:02] Beelzebub
Congratulations!
[00:03] Beelzebub
Azusa, Witch of the Highlands,
[00:06] Beelzebub
you are to be awarded the
Demon Medal of Honor!
[00:10] Azusa
Beelzebub, what did you show
up out of the blue for?
[00:13] Beelzebub
Could you try to sound a little happier?
[00:16] Beelzebub
It's a prestigious award
bestowed only upon those
[00:18] Beelzebub
who are loved by many demons and
have made a drastic difference
[00:21] Beelzebub
by giving bright hope to the world.
[00:24] Beelzebub
You recently ended the conflict
between the Red Dragons
[00:27] Beelzebub
and the Blue Dragons that
had lasted for generations,
[00:29] Beelzebub
and made them agree permanently to peace.
[00:32] Beelzebub
You were recognized for that, and you
get the medal in the peace category.
[00:36] Azusa
That's just how it ended
up working out, though...
[00:39] Beelzebub
Of course, you will accept it, won't you?
[00:42] Laika
That's a great honor, Lady Azusa!
[00:45] Rosalie
Way to go, Sister!
[00:46] Falfa
You're amazing, Mama!
[00:47] Shalsha
I'm proud to be your daughter.
[00:50] Azusa
Yeah?
[00:51] Azusa
Okay, then, I'll gratefully accept.
[00:53] Beelzebub
The ceremony will be held in three weeks.
[00:55] Beelzebub
You should all attend.
[00:57] Beelzebub
I'll come to collect you
shortly before it starts.
[01:00] Azusa
Wait, where are we going?
[01:01] Beelzebub
The Demon Realm.
That's where the ceremony is held.
[01:06] All
The Demon Realm?!
[01:07] SFX
Crash!
[01:09] Beelzebub
There's no need to get so up in arms.
[01:11] Beelzebub
Most demons are well-bred
ladies and gentlemen.
[01:14] Beelzebub
The ones who wanted to destroy humanity,
like in olden days, are gone.
[01:18] Beelzebub
As long as you show the bare minimum
of good etiquette, that is.
[01:21] Azusa
Bare minimum...
[01:23] Laika
...of good etiquette?
[01:28] Halkara
What?
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN Along Came a Leviathan
SIGN Along Came a Leviathan
[03:06] Halkara
A demon ceremony gives me
nothing but bad feelings...
[03:11] Halkara
Is it all right if I develop a
stomachache on just that day?
[03:15] Falfa
You're gonna fake being sick, Halkara?
[03:18] Halkara
No, no! I just have a feeling
that, by total coincidence,
[03:23] Halkara
my stomach is going to hurt that day...
[03:25] Shalsha
You might as well give up.
[03:27] Shalsha
Missing such a prestigious ceremony
would bring shame to the demons.
[03:32] Halkara
Understood!
[03:33] Halkara
I will attend with the resolution of someone
planning to leap off the Kyalar Spire!
[03:39] SFX
Hup!
[03:40] Falfa
What's the Kyalar Spire?
[03:41] Azusa
I guess this world has its own
idiom that means "take a plunge,"
[03:42] Shalsha
A famous building of great historical value,
making it an important cultural asset.
[03:44] Azusa
like "jump off the stage at Kiyomizu."
[03:46] Laika
Lady Azusa, what shall
we wear to the ceremony?
[03:48] Falfa
Wow!
[03:49] Azusa
Why don't we just wear what we
wore to the dragon's wedding?
[03:52] Rosalie
Uh, Sister...
[03:55] Rosalie
You really think it's okay for a ghost
like me to attend such a major ceremony?
[04:01] Azusa
Huh? Of course it is!
[04:03] Azusa
You're part of my family now, Rosalie.
[04:07] Rosalie
Sister! Thank you!
[04:09] Azusa
Oh, yeah. You'll need a dress, won't you?
[04:11] Azusa
Want to go to the village and have one made?
[04:14] Rosalie
No way. I'm a ghost.
[04:16] Rosalie
I'm not even sure how to change my outfit.
[04:19] Azusa
You can't take that off?
[04:23] Rosalie
I can't even touch it.
[04:25] Laika
This poses an unexpected problem.
[04:27] Azusa
You think there are stores
that sell clothes for ghosts?
[04:31] Halkara
That kind of business isn't even possible.
[04:33] Halkara
Ghosts don't have any money, remember?
[04:36] Azusa
Spoken like a true business owner!
[04:38] Shalsha
If you need a scholar specializing
in ghosts, I recently met one.
[04:43] Scholar
Now, listen.
[04:44] Scholar
Ghosts are spirits that have
remained in this world
[04:49] Scholar
with an appearance close to
what they looked like in life.
[04:52] Scholar
What looks like clothing is
only a part of that spirit.
[04:55] Scholar
It is not possible to change
a spirit's clothes.
[05:00] Shalsha
I see.
[05:02] Azusa
Shalsha knows people like this?
[05:06] Laika
So your clothes are a memory
of when you were alive?
[05:10] Rosalie
Yeah, I think I did wear
stuff like this a lot.
[05:14] Shalsha
Maybe if you envision other
clothes strongly enough,
[05:16] Shalsha
you can change into them.
[05:18] Azusa
That's not something we can help with...
[05:23] Rosalie
Sister, it's okay, really.
[05:25] Rosalie
What's impossible is impossible.
[05:27] Rosalie
I'm just fine sticking with this outfit.
[05:31] Azusa
Rosalie, you think everything's fine
if you can just endure it, don't you?
[05:37] Azusa
But just enduring isn't always a good thing.
[05:40] Azusa
Besides, you want to wear a dress to the
ceremony with the rest of us, right?
[05:47] Rosalie
If it's possible... I'd like to wear one.
[05:51] Azusa
Right?
[05:52] Azusa
Then we shouldn't give up. Let's find a way!
[05:55] Rosalie
How, though? Doing that would be like magic.
[06:00] Azusa
Magic?
[06:03] Azusa
That's right. I have the Create Magic skill.
[06:08] Azusa
There's no spell that can
change a ghost's clothes,
[06:11] Azusa
which means I just need to create one!
[06:13] Azusa
Time to show off what a cheat witch can do!
[06:17] SFX
Ta-da!
[06:19] Rosalie
Uh, Sister...
[06:21] Rosalie
Showing me a real dress won't help.
I can't put it on.
[06:24] Azusa
Rosalie, take a good look at this
dress and ingrain it in your mind.
[06:29] Azusa
Then envision yourself wearing
this dress at a party.
[06:35] Rosalie
Sister, if you're making this some kind of
"those who believe shall be saved" thing...
[06:41] Azusa
I don't think I like being treated
like an occultist by a ghost...
[06:45] Azusa
No, that's not the point!
[06:47] Azusa
Don't worry!
[06:48] Azusa
Just believe in me!
[06:50] SFX
Sparkle, sparkle...
[06:54] Rosalie
Sister... Okay, then!
[06:57] Rosalie
I will repay your fiery passion in kind!
[07:24] Azusa
There, all set.
[07:26] Azusa
Here goes!
[07:28] Rosalie
Okay, Sister! I'm ready!
[07:32] Azusa
Land of the living, land of the dead...
[07:34] Azusa
Shine upon the darkness
between the two realms,
[07:37] Azusa
and allow this outstretched
hand to reach the other side!
[07:43] Azusa
Work, magic!
[07:44] Azusa
Change, Rosalie!
[08:00] Rosalie
Sister, now...
[08:03] Rosalie
I could even go to a ball
without any trouble!
[08:06] Azusa
All right! It worked!
[08:08] Falfa
Rosalie, you look so pretty!
[08:11] Shalsha
You're just like a princess!
[08:12] Halkara
Except the way you speak...
[08:14] Rosalie
Sister Azusa!
[08:17] Rosalie
Thank you so much!
What kind of magic did you use?
[08:20] Azusa
I basically tried to enhance my image of you
[08:23] Azusa
in a way that wouldn't
damage your spirit body.
[08:27] Rosalie
Your image of me?
[08:30] Rosalie
Sister, would it be possible
to do a little fine tuning?
[08:33] Azusa
Huh? You want to add something?
[08:35] Rosalie
Yes!
[08:37] Rosalie
Please put "Rosalie Is Here" on my back!
[08:41] Azusa
Yeah, no.
[08:43] Azusa
Soon, it was time to head out.
[08:46] Azusa
What is that?
[08:47] Laika
Is it a demon?
[08:50] Laika
It bears a slight resemblance
to us Dragons...
[08:55] Halkara
I really hope the demons don't hate me!
[08:58] Halkara
Please don't hate me...
[08:59] Beelzebub
Sorry to keep you waiting!
[09:01] Beelzebub
I have arrived to collect you!
[09:04] Azusa
At last, the time came to depart
for the Demon Realm.
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
[09:15] Azusa
A Leviathan?
[09:16] Beelzebub
Correct.
[09:17] Beelzebub
It is a large type of demon that can fly.
[09:20] Beelzebub
This is the one who will carry
you to the Demon Realm.
[09:28] Halkara
There's a big building on its back.
[09:30] Rosalie
Are we dreaming or something?
[09:32] Falfa
Awesome!
[09:34] Azusa
It's like a luxury liner!
[09:36] Beelzebub
Not entirely correct, but not wrong.
[09:38] Beelzebub
Let me show you the inside.
[09:41] Beelzebub
This is the VIP guest room.
[09:45] SFX
Klik-klak!
[09:46] Beelzebub
This is the large bath.
[09:48] Beelzebub
Also, this bath—
[09:50] Beelzebub
Hey! What are you doing
when you're on the clock?!
[09:53] Vania
Gulp!
[09:54] Vania
I'm sorry, boss!
[09:56] Falfa
Who's that?
[09:57] Vania
It's a pleasure to meet all of you!
[10:00] Vania
I am Vania the Leviathan!
[10:02] Beelzebub
Get dressed before you introduce yourself!
[10:04] Vania
I'm sorry, boss!
[10:06] Beelzebub
Now, allow me to explain the bath.
[10:09] Beelzebub
This large bath is a demon spring.
[10:11] Azusa
Demon spring? Is that a demons' hot spring?
[10:14] Beelzebub
Indeed. It feels slippery on the
skin and is great for beauty,
[10:16] Beelzebub
but be careful.
[10:19] Beelzebub
If you stay in for several
hours, you'll melt.
[10:23] Azusa
That's scary! And bad for you!
[10:25] Beelzebub
Only after several hours.
[10:27] Beelzebub
No one stays in the bath that long.
[10:30] Laika
Halkara, please be careful not
to get in this bath alone!
[10:34] Halkara
Nobody trusts me at all, do they?
[10:39] Vania
Thank you for waiting.
[10:40] Azusa
Hey, aren't Leviathans...
[10:43] Vania
Yes, the one you're riding right
now is my older sister, Fatla.
[10:47] Vania
We rotate the tasks of flying and
attending to guests in our human forms.
[10:51] Beelzebub
Vania is also in charge of your meals.
[10:54] Vania
Your meal today will have
a focus on poultry!
[10:58] Vania
The vegetables are carefully selected
first-class products, as well.
[11:00] Vania
Look forward to it!
[11:02] Falfa
Wow, I can't wait!
[11:04] Beelzebub
By the way, Vania, you will write
a letter of apology later.
[11:08] Vania
Oh, no! Please be lenient with me this time!
[11:13] Beelzebub
No. You will write.
[11:17] Azusa
Wow, what a view!
[11:20] Falfa
The buildings all look so tiny!
[11:22] Shalsha
It looks so boundless.
[11:24] Beelzebub
I believe I've shown you everything now.
[11:27] Beelzebub
If you need anything, just let Vania know.
[11:29] Azusa
Thanks!
[11:31] Azusa
But do we really deserve
such a glamorous reception?
[11:34] Beelzebub
Must you ask?
[11:36] Beelzebub
That is just how incredible
your accomplishment was.
[11:37] Falfa
Shalsha, let's go look over there!
[11:39] Shalsha
Okay.
[11:40] Beelzebub
You ended a long-lasting
conflict between Dragon clans.
[11:43] Beelzebub
Your name will go down in history for that.
[11:46] Beelzebub
Azusa, you can be a bit
more proud of yourself.
[11:53] Azusa
Well, I'll do my best not to
embarrass us at the ceremony.
[11:58] Beelzebub
You have no ambition, do you?
[12:02] Vania
Everyone, thank you for waiting!
[12:05] Vania
This is a salad made with
twenty types of vegetables.
[12:07] Azusa
Wow, high luxury right from the start!
[12:12] Azusa
It's delicious!
[12:14] Azusa
I've never tasted anything like it.
[12:16] Vania
This is a potage made from mashed
Northern thick-shelled beans.
[12:20] Vania
Cockatrice eggs wrapped in lettuce.
[12:23] Vania
An omelette made from Roc eggs.
[12:28] Halkara
So light and runny!
[12:29] Azusa
This might be the best egg
dish I've ever tasted!
[12:34] Laika
I never knew there was
an omelette like this...
[12:37] Laika
I still have much to learn!
[12:39] Beelzebub
The difference in flavor is only natural.
[12:41] Beelzebub
These ingredients are worth a
thousand times more than yours.
[12:44] Laika
A thousand... times...
[12:45] Beelzebub
If she somehow made anything
bad from these ingredients,
[12:48] Beelzebub
Vania would have to write
another apology letter.
[12:52] Vania
I can't slack off at all when
working under Lady Beelzebub...
[12:56] Beelzebub
You're saying that after taking
a bath while on the clock?!
[12:58] Azusa
Vania, it really was delicious!
[13:01] SFX
Klik-klak!
[13:03] Azusa
The food was great,
and the bath is fantastic.
[13:07] Azusa
I was a little nervous about
going to the land of the demons,
[13:10] Azusa
but I guess there was no need to worry.
[13:13] Halkara
I'm beginning to feel that way, too.
[13:15] Halkara
I think this might turn out to be a
nice trip with no problems at all.
[13:20] Azusa
Cut it out.
[13:21] Azusa
When you say stuff like that,
it feels like another flag.
[13:25] Halkara
Come on, that's not true!
[13:45] Rosalie
We're flying over an empty wilderness.
[13:47] Rosalie
The Demon Realm's still a ways off, I guess.
[13:51] Rosalie
The stars are so close.
[13:53] Rosalie
Even up this high, I'm still
nowhere near Heaven...
[13:58] Halkara
Huh?
[14:00] Rosalie
Hey, Sister Halkara.
[14:02] Halkara
I woke up for some reason,
so I thought I'd take a bath.
[14:06] Rosalie
You're headed in the wrong direction.
[14:09] Halkara
I was so sleepy, I made a mistake.
[14:12] Halkara
And what are you up to?
[14:14] Rosalie
Just checking out the scenery.
[14:16] Halkara
There's nothing to see at all, is there?
[14:19] Rosalie
It's still totally new to me.
[14:22] Rosalie
If I'd stayed a bound spirit, I never
would've been able to see this!
[14:26] Halkara
That makes sense.
[14:28] Rosalie
And it's all because you made
that building your factory!
[14:32] Rosalie
I can't thank you and Sister enough!
[14:36] Rosalie
I swear I'll repay this debt someday!
[14:39] Halkara
Don't trouble yourself with that.
[14:42] Halkara
There are no debts between us.
[14:44] Halkara
We're family now, after all.
[14:48] Halkara
I'm sure Master would
tell you the same thing.
[14:54] Halkara
Well, I'm going to the bath now.
[15:01] Rosalie
I feel as warm as if I'd just
been in the bath, too, Sister.
[15:11] Falfa
Morning, Mama!
[15:12] Azusa
Morning. You two are up early.
[15:16] Azusa
Wait, where's Halkara, anyway?
[15:19] Shalsha
She wasn't there when we got up.
[15:21] Rosalie
Sister Halkara came out in the middle of the
night saying she was gonna take a bath.
[15:25] Rosalie
You don't think...
[15:26] Azusa
The middle of the night...
[15:27] Laika
A bath?
[15:30] Azusa
Halkara!
[15:31] Laika
What did I tell you?!
[15:33] SFX
Slither, slither.
[15:33] Halkara
Good morning.
[15:35] Halkara
I was so sleepy, I fell under the bed.
[15:39] Beelzebub
Everyone awake? We're about
to enter the Demon Realm.
[15:42] Azusa
Thank goodness!
[15:44] Laika
I didn't know what we'd do!
[15:46] Beelzebub
What happened here?
[15:46] Halkara
What do you mean?
[15:51] Beelzebub
Do you see that?
[15:52] Beelzebub
The giant fortress city in the distance
is the royal capital Vanzeld.
[15:58] Beelzebub
You lot will first visit the
palace to meet the Demon King.
[16:02] Azusa
Huh?
[16:03] Beelzebub
After that... let's see...
[16:05] Beelzebub
The ceremony is tomorrow, so I
could show you around the capital.
[16:09] Azusa
Um, Beelzebub? What did you just say?
[16:12] Beelzebub
I said I could show you around the capital.
[16:14] Azusa
Before that!
[16:16] Beelzebub
Oh, about the Demon King?
[16:18] All
What?!
[16:20] All
Demon King?!
SIGN Fortress City Vanzeld - Castle Town
[16:29] Beelzebub
There are many different races of demons.
[16:32] Beelzebub
Some are just like humans.
[16:34] Beelzebub
Some are similar to animals.
[16:36] Beelzebub
They come in many shapes and sizes.
SIGN Vanzeld Castle
[16:39] Beelzebub
We'll walk from here.
[16:40] Beelzebub
Don't worry about your things.
Vania will carry them in later.
[16:44] Azusa
Um, Beelzebub...
[16:46] Azusa
Do we absolutely have
to meet the Demon King?
[16:50] Beelzebub
Of course you do.
[16:51] Beelzebub
The Demon Medal of Honor is awarded
by the head of the state.
[16:54] Beelzebub
Better to have your first audience
beforehand than at the ceremony, right?
[16:59] Laika
Listen to me, Halkara!
Please try not to do anything silly!
[17:02] Halkara
I know. If I do, I'll probably be killed.
[17:07] Halkara
They'll skin me and then
throw me into the fire!
[17:11] Beelzebub
No one's going to do that!
[17:13] Beelzebub
If you insult our king,
I'll throw you into the fire!
[17:17] Halkara
I'm dead either way!
[17:20] Falfa
It's like a maze!
[17:22] Beelzebub
It's to confuse any enemies that
attack, so they can be eliminated.
[17:25] Beelzebub
A relic of the old days.
[17:27] Azusa
That's so demon-like.
[17:29] Halkara
Um, excuse me...
[17:31] Halkara
Can I just fake illness
for the rest of the day?
[17:34] Halkara
Actually, my stomach really
is starting to hurt...
[17:37] Beelzebub
Only because of all the walking.
[17:39] Beelzebub
Look, we're almost there.
[17:44] Beelzebub
The Demon King's chamber
is beyond this door.
[17:47] Rosalie
It's huge...
[17:48] Azusa
Everyone, remember your manners.
[17:50] Beelzebub
No need to worry.
[17:52] Beelzebub
The Demon King is a friendly sort.
[17:54] Beelzebub
You can just act as you always do.
[17:57] Halkara
But, Beelzebub,
[17:59] Halkara
no matter how careful I am,
I usually mess things up regardless...
[18:04] Beelzebub
Our king is big-hearted enough to
forgive even someone like you.
[18:08] Beelzebub
Let us pass.
[18:09] Guard
Ma'am!
[18:21] Pecora
Hi!
[18:23] Pecora
Welcome to Vanzeld Castle!
[18:26] Azusa
Um... Hi?
[18:29] Pecora
You're Azusa, the Witch
of the Highlands, right?
[18:32] Azusa
Yes...
[18:33] Pecora
It's really you!
[18:34] Pecora
Please shake my hand!
[18:36] Azusa
Okay...
[18:38] Halkara
Master, if we stand around here talking
[18:41] Halkara
and keep the Demon King waiting,
it'll make a bad impression.
[18:45] Pecora
You must be Halkara, right?
[18:48] Pecora
I drink Nutri-Spirit all the time!
[18:50] Pecora
Please shake my hand!
[18:53] Halkara
Ouch! That hurts!
Your grip is much too strong!
[18:57] Pecora
Oh, I'm sorry.
[18:58] Pecora
Here! Healing magic!
[19:00] Halkara
Oh, thank you...
[19:04] Halkara
Um, I'm sorry, but could you
go elsewhere for a while?
[19:09] Halkara
We need to go and meet the Demon King.
[19:13] Halkara
We don't want him to say,
"You're late! Off with the elf's head!"
[19:18] Pecora
Aw, the Demon King wouldn't
say anything that mean.
[19:21] Halkara
Oh, but you don't know that for sure!
[19:24] Halkara
Friendly or not, his values may
be very different from ours.
[19:28] Halkara
I must demonstrate proper manners
and hide my true nature to be safe.
[19:33] Halkara
I hope I can manage to fool him...
[19:35] Pecora
You want to fool the Demon King?
[19:37] Halkara
Not out of malice, of course!
[19:39] Halkara
But that's an important part of
interpersonal relationships!
[19:44] Azusa
Um... Beelzebub?
[19:46] Azusa
There's no one on the throne.
Where is the Demon King?
[19:49] Beelzebub
Hm? Right in front of you, obviously.
[19:58] Pecora
I'm the Demon King, Provat Pecora Allières.
[20:01] Pecora
I don't like towering over
people when I meet them,
[20:05] Pecora
so I came down here to wait for you!
[20:06] Azusa
Right, of course...
[20:08] Halkara
I'm so...
[20:10] Halkara
so sorry!
[20:13] Halkara
All that stuff about fooling you and
hiding my nature was a figure of speech!
[20:17] Falfa
Are you okay, Halkara?
[20:19] Falfa
You said you wanted to fake sick,
but does your stomach hurt for real?
[20:23] Shalsha
Illnesses start within.
[20:25] Shalsha
It's possible she was focusing so much
on faking sick that she really got sick.
[20:30] Azusa
Cut her some slack!
[20:31] Pecora
Wow, you were actually thinking about that?
[20:35] Halkara
No... I was only worried that
I'd make some silly mistake,
[20:39] Halkara
King Plot Pecona Alias...
[20:41] Beelzebub
It's King Provat Pecora Allières.
[20:44] Halkara
Gulp!
[20:45] Laika
Lady Azusa! She keeps piling on
more and more rude blunders!
[20:50] Azusa
Yes, I know...
[20:53] Pecora
There's no need to bow to me.
[20:56] Pecora
You're not one of my retainers.
[20:59] Pecora
So long as there's life in me,
[21:01] Pecora
I will never bring harm to any of you.
[21:05] Halkara
Demon King...
[21:07] Pecora
Please raise your head, Halkara.
[21:10] Halkara
Right! Understood!
[21:13] SFX
Click.
[21:14] SFX
Click.
[21:15] SFX
Click.
[21:16] SFX
Click.
[21:25] Beelzebub
My Demon King! Please stay with me!
[21:28] SFX
Pecoraaaa...
[21:30] Rosalie
Her spirit's flown out of her! This is bad!
[21:33] Pecora
Hallll...
[21:34] Laika
Halkara! I can't believe you!
[21:35] Guard
She's unconscious!
[21:36] Guard
Get her to the doctor!
[21:38] Shalsha
I don't know much about demon laws,
[21:41] Shalsha
but in human law, anyone who harms
royalty is usually executed.
[21:49] Azusa
Um... Beelzebub?
[21:51] Beelzebub
If I'd known she would do this,
I would've let her fake being sick.
[21:56] Beelzebub
Halkara...
[21:58] Beelzebub
will be executed.
E7 - We Beat Up a Demon King
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[00:01] Beelzebub
Halkara will most likely be executed.
[00:04] Beelzebub
Per the law, she will be impaled
and then burned alive.
[00:07] Beelzebub
In the worst case, the elf village
in her homeland may be destroyed.
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN We Beat Up a Demon King
SIGN We Beat Up a Demon King
[01:47] Laika
We might all be executed, not just Halkara.
[01:51] Shalsha
What she did would warrant that.
[01:54] Falfa
I don't wanna die!
[01:57] Beelzebub
There's just one way to save her.
[02:00] (Flashback) Beelzebub
Only the Demon King has the
authority to overturn a law.
[02:05] (Flashback) Beelzebub
If the Demon King awakens before
the execution is carried out...
[02:11] Azusa
Everyone, listen!
[02:16] Falfa
I got us a hot water pot and a tea set!
[02:19] Azusa
Thanks.
[02:20] Shalsha
The guards look scary,
but they were very nice.
[02:24] Azusa
Sister, you were right!
[02:26] Azusa
There's a garden where they grow
a bunch of different plants!
[02:29] Azusa
Excellent! Now if I can
just get some herbs—
[02:32] Laika
I'll go get them!
[02:34] Azusa
But if someone sees you...
[02:36] Laika
No need to worry!
[02:38] Laika
I can also take this form!
[02:42] Azusa
What in all hell...
[02:44] Azusa
You're so cute!
[02:45] Laika
U-Um, Lady Azusa...
[02:45] SFX
Squeeze!
[02:47] Laika
This isn't so bad every now
and then, but still...
[02:50] Laika
Anyway, I'm going now!
[02:50] SFX
Flap, flap, flap...
[02:53] SFX
Flap, flap, flap...
[02:53] Laika
I'm back!
[02:54] SFX
Plink. Plonk.
[02:55] SFX
Plop. Plop. Plop.
[03:02] Azusa
It's done!
[03:03] Laika
Lady Azusa... what is it?
[03:06] Azusa
An analeptic.
[03:07] Azusa
It's just incredibly bitter
and hard-hitting, though.
[03:11] Azusa
But it's so bitter, I'm sure
it'll awaken the Demon King.
[03:17] Azusa
Vania?
[03:19] Vania
Lady Beelzebub ordered me
to bring this to you...
[03:25] Vania
The Demon King rests in this first-aid room.
[03:28] Azusa
But the question is how to get there...
[03:31] Vania
Lady Beelzebub has a plan for that.
[03:37] SFX
Sparkle!
[03:41] Azusa
This is like some kind of lame comedy skit!
[03:42] SFX
Rumble, rumble...
[03:44] Azusa
Take this seriously!
[03:46] Vania
I-I am serious!
[03:46] SFX
Flail, flail, flail...
[03:48] Vania
The current crisis has the
whole castle in a panic!
[03:50] Vania
I'm sure no one's paid attention
to the identity of the doctor!
[03:53] Azusa
Really, though?
[03:54] Vania
I will guide you through
the rest personally!
[03:58] Azusa
Well, okay.
[03:59] Azusa
I'll do what I can.
[04:02] Falfa
Mama...
[04:03] Shalsha
Best of luck.
[04:05] Azusa
Yep.
[04:07] SFX
Zoom!
[04:10] Azusa
If we're found out,
won't you get caught, too?
[04:14] Vania
Yes...
[04:15] Vania
I don't even fully understand how this
turned into such a serious matter...
[04:21] Vania
But Lady Beelzebub gave me
orders, so I have no choice...
[04:25] Azusa
Sorry.
[04:28] Demon A
Who are you?
[04:29] Vania
I am Vania, a servant of Lady Beelzebub.
[04:32] Vania
I've brought the doctor.
[04:34] Demon B
Wait.
[04:35] Demon B
I have not received any reports
of Beelzebub summoning anyone.
[04:39] Demon B
I already know the doctor's name.
[04:42] Demon B
What is your name?
[04:44] Vania
H-H-H-Her name is... A-Azu...
[04:48] Vania
Pero... Poro...
[04:50] Azusa
We're dead!
[04:51] Azusa
Beelzebub!
[04:53] Azusa
You're ignoring us?!
[04:54] Demon A
Something doesn't smell right.
[04:56] Demon A
And what's with those horns?
Did you just stick them on?
[05:00] Demon A
Let me check for myself.
[05:02] Azusa
You leave me no choice.
[05:05] Azusa
I am Azusa, the Witch of the Highlands!
[05:08] Azusa
I will awaken the Demon King right away!
[05:10] Azusa
Let me through!
[05:11] Demon A
She's...
[05:12] Demon B
A friend of the criminal!
[05:13] Demon C
Get her!
[05:19] Azusa
Yeah, I saw that coming.
[05:21] Azusa
But for the sake of Halkara
and the rest of my family,
[05:24] Azusa
I can't just sit here and let you take me!
[05:31] Demon A
Impossible!
[05:32] Demon B
I-In a mere instant...
[05:33] Demon C
Just what is this human?!
[05:35] Azusa
Let me get to the Demon King!
[05:38] Demon A
Defend to the last!
[05:39] Demon B
You have permission to use magic!
[05:40] Demon C
Fire!
[05:46] Azusa
Really?
[05:48] Azusa
That's all you've got?
[05:55] Beelzebub
I never imagined it would turn out this way.
[06:00] Azusa
I guess I went a little too far, huh?
[06:02] Beelzebub
When you mean business, you could
flatten an entire country.
[06:25] Azusa
Y-You were awake?!
[06:28] Pecora
I sensed that a ruffian was approaching,
[06:31] Pecora
so I woke up instinctively.
[06:32] SFX
Bwiiing...
[06:33] Azusa
You're a Demon King, all right!
[06:35] Pecora
What were you trying to get me to drink?
[06:37] Azusa
I-It's just an analeptic!
[06:40] Azusa
I was only trying to wake you up!
[06:43] Pecora
It looks a lot like poison to me.
[06:45] Azusa
It only looks like poison!
[06:47] Azusa
If you drink it, you'll be like,
"Augh, gross! But I want another!"
[06:51] Pecora
Very well, Witch of the Highlands.
[06:53] Pecora
If you wish to prove your innocence...
[06:56] Pecora
then face me, Provat Pecora Allières,
[07:01] Pecora
in a duel!
[07:03] Azusa
Huh? Wh-What do you mean?
[07:06] Pecora
If what you've said is true,
[07:09] Pecora
then even if you win,
you won't try to kill me.
[07:14] Azusa
Oh, of course...
[07:15] Azusa
I mean, I get the idea, but...
[07:17] Azusa
That would only work if I won, right?
[07:21] Pecora
If you lose, then it's over.
[07:24] Pecora
Only the fact that the Demon King
defeated an assassin will remain.
[07:28] Azusa
I guess that means I have no choice, huh?
[07:35] Pecora
Now, Witch of the Highlands...
[07:37] Pecora
I will judge...
[07:39] Pecora
just how powerful you are!
[07:41] Azusa
Losing is not an option.
[07:43] Azusa
All of our lives depend on this!
[07:52] Pecora
Huh? I can't believe she evaded that...
[08:00] Azusa
Well, I am level 99.
[08:14] Pecora
Why don't you try attacking me a little?
[08:17] Pecora
You'd better not drag your feet too long.
[08:19] Pecora
Remember, that elf's life is on the line!
[08:24] Azusa
That wasn't a very wise taunt, Demon King.
[08:35] Azusa
When it comes to protecting my family...
[08:39] Azusa
I'll show no hesitation!
[08:51] Azusa
I'd say we're done here, wouldn't you?
[08:53] Pecora
I only lost my balance, that's all.
[08:55] Azusa
But I've already destroyed it.
[09:03] Azusa
You can always train your body more,
[09:05] Azusa
but you can only strengthen
a weapon so much.
[09:11] Azusa
Checkmate.
[09:13] Azusa
Am I wrong, Demon King?
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
[09:22] Azusa
I do believe I've won, no?
[09:26] Azusa
Are you going to do as I say?
[09:30] Pecora
Yes.
[09:31] Azusa
I want you to spare Halkara.
[09:34] Azusa
She doesn't mean any harm.
She's just a klutz.
[09:39] Azusa
Uh... Demon King?
[09:41] Azusa
Demon King?
[09:43] Pecora
All right, Dear Sister.
[09:48] Azusa
What? Dear Sister?
[09:50] Pecora
I will obey your every order, Dear Sister.
[09:52] Azusa
What kind of joke is this?
[09:54] Pecora
For some time, I've wanted to live my life
in reverence for one stronger than me.
[09:59] Pecora
I thought you would be the
perfect choice for that,
[10:02] Pecora
so I took the liberty of testing you!
[10:04] Azusa
What?!
[10:05] Pecora
I'd like to respect and adore you for
the rest of my life, Dear Sister!
[10:09] Azusa
Um... I'm honored, really,
[10:12] Azusa
but before any of that,
[10:13] Azusa
could you please guarantee
the safety of Halkara and the others?
[10:17] Pecora
Please don't speak so politely to me.
[10:20] Pecora
Say it like you're giving me an order!
[10:22] Pecora
Oh, and with your hand on my face!
[10:26] Azusa
Provat—
[10:26] Pecora
Please, call me Pecora.
[10:31] SFX
Touch.
[10:32] Azusa
Pecora.
[10:33] Pecora
D-Dear Sister, what are you doing?
[10:41] Azusa
Pecora, you are to set Halkara free.
[10:46] Azusa
Simple enough, yes?
[10:52] Pecora
It has been proven that Halkara did
not knock me out intentionally!
[10:56] Pecora
She is to be set free!
[10:58] Pecora
And treat all of Azusa's
family with utmost care!
[11:01] Demons
Understood!
[11:02] Beelzebub
Well, I guess it all worked out...
[11:05] SFX
Slither, slither, slither...
[11:05] Vania
And our lives are saved, too.
[11:12] Beelzebub
Sorry, but would you mind humoring her?
[11:20] Pecora
Gulp, gulp.
[11:23] Pecora
I never dreamed I'd get to enjoy
tea like this with my dear sister!
[11:28] Pecora
I'm so happy to have an older sister now!
[11:31] Pecora
I had grown tired of making people serve me.
[11:34] Pecora
Everyone automatically denigrates
themselves before me.
[11:39] Azusa
Well, you are the Demon King.
[11:41] Pecora
When you slammed me against the
wall, my heart skipped a beat!
[11:45] Pecora
A woman with such a dignified
expression as she gives me orders...
[11:48] Pecora
My heart was simply pounding!
[11:51] SFX
Drool...
[11:52] SFX
Hmph.
[11:52] Pecora
Beelzebub was a candidate
to be my older sister, too,
[11:55] Pecora
but she wouldn't scold me or anything!
[11:58] Azusa
She seems like she'd be
a better fit than me...
[12:00] Beelzebub
Checkmate.
[12:02] Pecora
If there's ever anything the demons
can help you with, just ask!
[12:06] Pecora
I'll do everything in my
power for my dear sister!
[12:09] Azusa
Thanks...
[12:11] Pecora
Um, Dear Sister...
[12:14] Pecora
There's one favor I'd like to ask of you.
[12:16] Azusa
Uh... What is it?
[12:19] Pecora
Would you please give
me a kiss on the cheek?
[12:23] Azusa
Huh?
[12:24] Pecora
There's a scene in my favorite book
[12:26] Pecora
where the older sister
kisses her younger sister.
[12:29] Pecora
I just love that so much,
[12:31] Pecora
and I really want to experience it myself...
[12:34] Azusa
Huh...
[12:35] Pecora
And look, there's no one else around now.
[12:38] Azusa
W-Wait a sec! A kiss?!
[12:40] Pecora
People kiss members of their
own families, don't they?
[12:43] Pecora
It's just an extension of that!
[12:45] Azusa
I'm not kissing you!
I'll give you a hug, at most!
[12:48] Pecora
You should!
[12:49] Pecora
Especially for your little sister!
[12:50] Azusa
O-Okay, fine!
[12:52] Azusa
But only on your cheek, all right?
[12:55] Pecora
Thank you so much, Dear Sister!
[13:02] Halkara
I was genuinely scared, you know.
[13:08] Falfa
That was a close one, huh?
[13:09] Shalsha
Dangerously close.
[13:11] Azusa
Keep your eyes closed, Pecora.
[13:15] Laika
Please try to be a bit more careful.
[13:22] Laika
I was so worried abo—
[13:25] Halkara
Master and the Demon King
are a c-c-c-c-coupl—
[13:31] Halkara
Master... you're the type who
falls in love with women?
[13:35] Halkara
W-Well, um...
[13:36] Halkara
You have my support!
[13:38] Azusa
No!
[13:39] Azusa
It's not like that! You've got it all wrong!
[13:41] Pecora
You've intruded upon my precious
time with my dear sister.
[13:45] Pecora
Have you no tact whatsoever?!
[13:48] Pecora
You won't get away with this!
[13:50] Pecora
Execution!
[13:51] Halkara
What?!
[13:52] Azusa
Let her off the hook! I'll kiss you, okay?!
[13:55] Pecora
No need anymore. The mood's already ruined.
[13:57] Pecora
A kiss between sisters is a sacred
ritual to deepen their bond.
[14:01] Pecora
It's not a matter of merely
touching with the lips.
[14:04] Azusa
Sounds complicated...
[14:06] Falfa
Mama, I don't think you've ever kissed me.
[14:10] Azusa
Falfa...
[14:12] Azusa
Come here.
[14:16] Azusa
Smooch.
[14:21] Falfa
Yay! Mama gave me a kiss!
[14:24] Falfa
Yay! Yay! yay!
[14:24] Shalsha
I want one, too.
[14:28] Azusa
Smooch.
[14:30] Azusa
You didn't like it?
[14:32] Shalsha
I... did.
[14:34] Falfa
Mama!
[14:35] Falfa
I'll give you one, too!
[14:37] Shalsha
Me, too.
[14:39] Both
Mama... Smooch!
[14:42] Three
Je t'aime...
[14:44] Azusa
The rest of you get hugs!
[14:46] SFX
Pout...
[14:46] SFX
Squeeze.
[14:47] SFX
Pat, pat.
[14:48] SFX
Whoosh!
[14:50] Pecora
Then, I want one, too!
[14:52] Azusa
Okay, okay.
[14:55] Laika
I think I might not be
very fond of this one.
[14:57] Halkara
If I had to say, I don't
think she's my type, either.
[15:00] Halkara
Spoiled girls like her need a
taste of how harsh the world is.
[15:01] Pecora
Oh, I almost forgot. Laika, right?
[15:05] Pecora
There'll be a part of the ceremony
tomorrow that might surprise you.
[15:11] Azusa
Wow, there are so many people here!
[15:14] Beelzebub
Even I was prepared to lose
my head after all this.
[15:19] Vania
So was I.
[15:20] Azusa
Sorry about that.
[15:21] Halkara
I'll be more careful from now on.
[15:24] Pecora
Everyone, thank you for taking time from
your busy schedules to attend today's ceremony.
[15:30] Pecora
I'd like to get straight to the awarding
of the Demon Medals of Honor in order.
[15:39] Pecora
Next, the peace category.
[15:41] Pecora
Azusa, the Witch of the Highlands,
[15:43] Pecora
who halted the long-standing conflict
between the Red Dragons and the Blue Dragons...
[15:47] Pecora
and Laika the Red Dragon,
if you would both step up.
[15:51] Laika
What? Me, too?
[15:59] Azusa
So this was the surprise
you hinted at yesterday?
[16:04] Pecora
I'd like to call one more to the stage:
Flatorte, representing the Blue Dragons.
[16:10] Both
Huh?!
[16:11] Pecora
Flatorte has brought the Blue Dragons
together to assure no further conflicts arise,
[16:16] Pecora
which I believe is worthy of recognition.
[16:18] Flatorte
I-It's been a while, Laika.
[16:21] Laika
Yes, it has.
[16:23] Azusa
You really seem to like surprising peopl—
[16:26] Pecora
And now for the awards!
[16:28] Pecora
There!
[16:29] SFX
Toss!
[16:30] SFX
Catch! Catch! Catch!
[16:31] Azusa
Haphazard much?!
[16:33] Pecora
This should go even further to ensure
peace between the Dragon tribes.
[16:38] Pecora
Surely there's no one who would
start a fight now, is there?
[16:42] Flatorte
I-I understand clearly.
[16:44] Flatorte
The Blue Dragons won't do anything.
[16:47] Azusa
After being forced to say that
on a stage this prestigious,
[16:49] Azusa
there's no way she'll break that treaty.
[16:51] Azusa
Pecora, you actually thought this through.
[16:55] Pecora
The demons themselves are
a highly multiracial clan.
[16:58] Pecora
The Demon King has to be a symbol
of the harmony among them all.
[17:02] Flatorte
Well, I'll just take my leave now.
[17:05] Flatorte
I still have many things I need to do...
[17:08] Pecora
Oh, I came up with a bit of an idea.
[17:10] Pecora
I'd like you to demonstrate proof to my dear
sister that the Blue Dragons won't rebel.
[17:16] Pecora
I know! You should stroke Flatorte's horns!
[17:21] Flatorte
N-Not my horns! Anything but my horns!
[17:24] Azusa
Do you hate having your
horns touched that much?
[17:24] Pecora
I was a bit concerned my own
cleansing wouldn't be enough...
[17:27] Laika
It's a custom unique to the Blue Dragons.
[17:30] Laika
Letting someone touch your horns
means you submit to them completely.
[17:34] Pecora
Would you rather have
Laika touch them, then?
[17:36] Pecora
That would give the Red Dragons
total control over you.
[17:42] Azusa
Well, it's all for the sake of peace.
[17:44] Azusa
I guess I'll do it.
[17:46] Flatorte
Have it your way!
[17:47] Flatorte
Blast it all! I don't even care anymore!
[17:52] Azusa
If you'll excuse me, then...
[18:00] Flatorte
Honored ancestors...
[18:02] Flatorte
I have been forced to submit to this witch.
[18:06] Flatorte
Please forgive me for bringing
such shame upon myself.
[18:09] Azusa
That's being a bit dramatic...
[18:11] Pecora
This concludes the awarding ceremony!
[18:20] Fatla
I, Fatla, will be your attendant
for the return trip.
[18:25] Fatla
I am the one you rode to the Demon Realm.
[18:28] Azusa
Oh! Thanks for that!
[18:31] Fatla
My younger sister, Vania,
will be your transport now.
[18:34] Fatla
Unfortunately...
[18:35] Azusa
Incidentally... how long
are you going to be here?
[18:39] Flatorte
Now that I have sworn submission
to the Witch of the Highlands,
[18:41] Flatorte
I cannot leave my mistress's
side for even a moment.
[18:45] Azusa
Wait, you're coming home with us?!
[18:47] Flatorte
Correct.
[18:48] Laika
Lady Azusa!
[18:49] Laika
Our house in the highlands
doesn't need two dragons!
[18:52] Laika
Please order Flatorte to
return to her homeland!
[18:55] Flatorte
Our customs demand that I
kill myself if I leave her.
[18:58] Flatorte
I must protect my mistress,
wherever she goes.
[19:01] Azusa
Their customs are hardcore!
[19:03] Azusa
Pecora, you knew all this
when you made me touch her!
[19:06] Azusa
That damn demon!
[19:07] Fatla
Everyone, I've brought some honey wa...ter?!
[19:14] Fatla
I-I'm so sorry!
[19:16] Azusa
Wh-What was that shaking?!
[19:18] Fatla
It was Vania. She must have recalled
something that made her laugh again.
[19:21] Vania
This is Vania, your driver.
[19:24] Vania
I'm very sorry about that.
[19:26] Vania
I just remembered a joke
[19:27] Vania
from a comedy I saw two years ago...
[19:30] Fatla
Moron!
[19:31] Azusa
Flatorte...
[19:32] Flatorte
So long as I live, I will
protect you, Mistress.
[19:37] Azusa
Fatla, is it okay if I use the bath?
[19:42] Azusa
Hey... Don't you think that custom about
total submission is kinda unreasonable?
[19:47] Flatorte
We Blue Dragons swore lifelong submission
to a dragon knight who overpowered us.
[19:54] Flatorte
To the strong go all spoils,
and the master's orders are absolute.
[19:57] Flatorte
These are my tribe's values.
[20:00] Azusa
Then if I ordered you to die, would you?
[20:04] Flatorte
If you so ordered it, I would.
[20:05] Flatorte
That is the pride of the Blue Dragons.
[20:10] Azusa
Okay.
[20:11] Azusa
Flatorte, I have one order for you.
[20:15] Azusa
Once we reach the house in the highlands,
[20:17] Azusa
you are to think for yourself and act of
your own will, without awaiting my orders.
[20:21] Azusa
Throw away all thoughts of
submission and live freely.
[20:24] Flatorte
But then... I wouldn't know how to live...
[20:30] Azusa
My orders are absolute, aren't they?
[20:33] Azusa
So obey my order.
[20:35] Azusa
I'll give you all the advice you need.
[20:37] Azusa
If you're wrong, I'll let you know.
[20:39] Azusa
But you have to live independently.
[20:42] Azusa
You're free!
[20:44] Flatorte
Mistress...
[20:46] Flatorte
That order is contradictory.
[20:48] Azusa
That doesn't matter. I'm your mistress.
[20:52] Flatorte
Mistress...
[20:55] Flatorte
Before we return to the others,
can I ask you to do one thing?
[21:03] Azusa
Uh... So you just want me to
pet your head and horns now?
[21:07] Flatorte
Yes.
[21:09] Azusa
Well, okay.
[21:12] Flatorte
Ah... I belong to you, my mistress...
[21:17] Azusa
She spent all those years trying her
hardest to be the Blue Dragons' leader.
[21:18] Flatorte
Mistress...
[21:21] Flatorte
Mistress...
[21:21] Azusa
She couldn't show any
weakness or rely on anyone.
[21:24] Flatorte
Mama...
[21:26] Azusa
Mama?
[21:27] Laika
You're bothering Lady Azusa.
[21:30] Laika
It's time for you to move.
[21:32] Flatorte
Laika!
[21:33] Flatorte
Why did you have to butt in?!
[21:35] Laika
You were doing something weird,
so I stopped you! That's all!
[21:38] Flatorte
You Red Dragons are always
doing such silly things!
[21:40] Flatorte
What do you mean, "weird"?!
[21:42] Laika
Lying in her lap while she
petted you made me env—
[21:45] Laika
I mean, made you seem like a dog!
[21:47] Flatorte
I am not a dog!
[21:47] SFX
Woof!
[21:48] Flatorte
I am a free, obedient Dragon who
gives her all for her mistress!
[21:54] Azusa
Thus our excursion to the
land of the demons ended,
[21:57] Azusa
and we finally began our trip home...
[22:01] Azusa
But our family gained
yet another new member.
[22:05] Azusa
Seems like things are about to get hectic...
E8 - A Fake Witch of the Highlands Appeared
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[00:11] Azusa
What a refreshing morning.
The weather's so nice.
[00:15] Azusa
Today should be another peaceful day...
[00:17] Flatorte
It appears you and I must settle our score!
[00:20] Laika
Fine by me!
[00:23] Flatorte
I challenge you to a duel!
[00:25] Laika
Very well!
[00:26] Laika
I haven't trained my body to be so weak
as to lose to the likes of a Blue Dragon!
[00:30] Flatorte
What did you say?!
[00:31] Laika
What was that?!
[00:32] Azusa
Stop!
[00:34] Azusa
What's all the fuss so early in the morning?
[00:37] Both
Lady Azusa! Whose cookies taste better?
[00:40] Azusa
Huh?
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN A Fake Witch of the Highlands Appeared
SIGN A Fake Witch of the Highlands Appeared
[02:17] Rosalie
Basically, since Sister Flatorte came along,
[02:21] Rosalie
the two of them have been arguing nonstop,
[02:24] Rosalie
but since they swore before the
Demon King to stop fighting,
[02:26] Rosalie
they can't fight with their fists,
[02:29] Rosalie
so they had a cookie-baking contest
[02:31] Rosalie
as a way to resolve their
disagreement peacefully.
[02:34] SFX
Pop!
[02:35] Both
Whose is it?!
[02:36] Azusa
My judgment is...
[02:38] SFX
Pop!
[02:40] SFX
Pop! Pop!
[02:42] Azusa
They're both delicious, so you both win!
[02:44] Laika
Lady Azusa, that's not good enough!
[02:47] Flatorte
We need you to judge us without mercy!
[02:50] Azusa
Yeah, but...
[02:50] Halkara
Those two are awfully heated
today, aren't they?
[02:53] Falfa
We know why!
[02:55] Falfa
Because they haven't eaten any meat!
[02:57] Shalsha
Dragons are carnivores.
[02:59] Shalsha
They were complaining that they
haven't had fresh meat in a while.
[03:03] Halkara
Meat, huh?
[03:09] Natalie
Good morning.
[03:11] Azusa
It's unusual for you to drop by, Natalie.
[03:14] Azusa
What's up?
[03:16] Natalie
Well, it seems there's been an outbreak
of longhammer boars in Nilka Forest.
[03:22] Azusa
Longhammer boars?
[03:24] Natalie
This is the request.
[03:26] Natalie
They're very vicious beasts, so local
adventurers can't handle them,
[03:30] Natalie
and they hoped the Witch of the
Highlands would take care of it.
[03:33] Azusa
Hmm... Getting rid of monsters, huh?
[03:37] Azusa
I have plenty of magic
stones already, though.
[03:39] Natalie
Longhammer boars are wild
animals, not monsters.
[03:43] Natalie
They won't give you magic stones.
[03:46] Natalie
If you kill one, you'll only
get a lump of boar meat.
[03:48] Both
Meat?!
[03:49] Laika
Lady Azusa! Let's leave at once!
[03:52] Flatorte
We have to do this!
[03:53] Azusa
What's gotten into you two?
[03:56] Halkara
Master, it seems the two of
them are starved for meat.
[04:00] Azusa
Ah, so that's it.
[04:03] Azusa
Well, I don't want them starting
up weird contests again, so...
[04:06] Azusa
Okay, let's go beat up some boars.
[04:09] Laika
I will make preparations right away!
[04:11] Flatorte
There's no time to waste!
[04:14] SFX
Zoom!
SIGN Nilka Forest
[04:17] Flatorta
Meat! Meat! Time for some meat!
[04:21] Flatorte
Meat juices overflowing! Meat juices flying!
[04:25] Flatorte
So much, you can drink it!
[04:27] Laika
The path is awfully steep.
[04:29] Azusa
Yeah, maybe being such a tough trip for
humans makes it safer for the boars.
[04:35] Azusa
We were right to leave Halkara
at home with Falfa and Shalsha.
[04:39] Azusa
She'd fall for sure.
[04:41] Rosalie
Sister!
[04:43] Rosalie
If you keep going straight,
[04:45] Rosalie
the path slopes down into a
river through the valley.
[04:47] Rosalie
I saw about fifteen boars there.
[04:51] Azusa
Thanks, Rosalie.
[04:52] SFX
Slide...
[04:53] Flatorte
Fifteen?!
[04:55] Flatorte
It's a mountain of food! Let's go eat!
[04:59] Raika
Wait! If you actually go straight...
[05:03] Flatorte
I got stuck in tree branches.
[05:06] Laika
I tried to tell you.
[05:08] Azusa
Of course your clothes would catch on
branches if you go the same way Rosalie did.
[05:14] Flatorte
I don't wear clothes when in dragon form,
[05:17] Flatorte
so I never got used to them.
[05:20] Flatorte
So...
[05:21] Flatorte
If they're in the way, they can get lost!
[05:24] Azusa
Whoa!
[05:25] Azusa
What are you doing?!
[05:26] Laika
Have you lost your mind?!
[05:28] Flatorte
This is what freedom is! Freedom!
[05:31] Flatorte
Flatorte is free!
[05:37] Azusa
Then again...
[05:38] Azusa
No one's around, so I guess it's okay.
[05:41] Flatorte
Sniffle, sniffle...
[05:44] Flatorte
There were people at the
river, and they saw me.
[05:46] Azusa
They didn't do anything bad, did they?
[05:49] Flatorte
They seemed to be female, so it was fine.
[05:52] Laika
Honestly... Here.
[05:54] Flatorte
Thanks. I owe you.
[05:57] Laika
All you owe me is to put on your clothes.
[06:00] Flatorte
There! All good now!
[06:03] Flatorte
I'm going back!
[06:05] Both
Why?!
[06:06] Rosalie
Yikes.
[06:07] Azusa
Laika, we're going after her!
[06:10] Azusa
They're gonna think we're
a group of streakers!
[06:13] Laika
Yes! She'll bring shame to all Dragons!
[06:15] Flatorte
Stop!
[06:20] Rosalie
Sister Flatorte!
[06:22] Rosalie
Are you okay?
[06:23] Azusa
What happened?
[06:25] Flatorte
Give that back!
[06:31] SFX
Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle...
[06:36] SFX
Splish.
[06:37] Flatorte
It's floating away!
[06:39] Laika
What in the world is she doing?
[06:41] Azusa
No idea.
[06:45] Flatorte
I can't make the trip back
if I don't have those!
[06:50] SFX
Splish.
[06:52] Flatorte
My clothes are floating away, too!
[06:55] Azusa
Think about the direction
you kick things in.
[06:58] Rosalie
Well, it's not like she's lost everything.
[07:01] Flatorte
Forget it!
[07:03] Flatorte
All right, boars.
[07:04] Flatorte
If you're naked, the great
Flatorte will fight naked, too!
[07:10] Flatorte
That's what you call taking
a fight seriously!
[07:15] Azusa
Wha—
[07:18] Azusa
Well, that's it! We have to help her!
[07:20] Laika
Understood!
[07:22] Rosalie
Got it!
[07:37] Azusa
I think it's ready now.
[07:45] Azusa
Nice! This is great!
[07:47] Azusa
Salt is really all it needs!
[07:50] Rosalie
Hear that, you two?
[07:52] Flatorte
Now, this is what I call a meal!
[07:54] Laika
I feel energy welling up throughout my body!
[07:57] Rosalie
You have some impressive appetites...
[07:59] Beelzebub
What are you lot up to?
[08:01] Azusa
Beelzebub!
[08:02] Flatorte
Hey! My clothes!
[08:06] Vania
They came floating downstream while
we were investigating the area.
[08:09] Vania
We thought they must belong to the naked
person we saw earlier, so we picked them up.
[08:14] Vania
I see that person was you, Flatorte.
[08:16] Flatorte
You saved me! Thank you!
[08:19] Laika
Beelzebub, what were you investigating?
[08:22] Beelzebub
Well, we heard the rumor
about the longhammer boars,
[08:26] Beelzebub
so we came to gather some
food for the Demon Realm...
[08:29] Beelzebub
But it appears you saved us the time.
[08:31] Beelzebub
Since we're here, perhaps
we'll help ourselves, too.
[08:35] Vania
In that case...
[08:37] SFX
Glint.
[08:37] SFX
Slice!
[08:38] Vania
I will prepare the finest wild
game dishes you've ever had!
[08:42] Vania
I'll make sure there's plenty for everyone!
[08:44] Laika
Lady Azusa!
[08:46] Azusa
Yeah!
[08:47] Azusa
Let's get the whole gang here!
[09:06] Azusa
A lot of crazy stuff happened,
[09:08] Azusa
but in the end, it was a good day.
[09:22] Azusa
So, you got to eat plenty of meat.
[09:25] Azusa
Do you feel better?
[09:26] Laika
Yes. I'm sorry you had to see
us in that shameful state.
[09:29] Flatorte
The thought of a reward
made us a bit overzealous.
[09:33] Azusa
A reward?
[09:35] Laika
The truth is... the two of us had
decided on a reward for that contest.
[09:41] Laika
The winner would get to sleep
beside you for one night.
[09:45] Azusa
This is news to me!
[09:50] Azusa
Sleeping like this makes it feel
like we're all sisters, huh?
[09:54] Azusa
Based on our heights, I'm the oldest sister,
[09:57] Azusa
Flatorte's in the middle,
and Laika's the youngest.
[10:00] Azusa
You two had better get along. Understood?
[10:03] Flatorte
Understood, Mistress.
[10:05] Laika
I will do as you say, Lady Azusa.
[10:08] Azusa
Okay, let's sleep together tonight.
[10:10] Both
Yes!
[10:21] Laika
I'm the one who brought this back!
[10:23] Flatorte
Don't be so stubborn.
[10:25] Flatorte
I'm so hungry, I can't sleep!
[10:27] Laika
That goes for me, too!
[10:32] Azusa
You two...
[10:35] Laika
Uh...
[10:36] Flatorte
Indeed...
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
SIGN Halkara Pharmaceuticals Nascúte Factory
[10:52] Azusa
Time for a little break.
[10:55] Old Lady 1
You've been working hard, Azusa.
[10:57] Old Lady 2
You have a knack for this.
[10:59] Azusa
Thank you for saying so.
[11:03] Azusa
I thought I'd work here to kill
some time since Halkara asked,
[11:06] Azusa
but doing this sort of work like
a normal girl isn't so bad.
[11:10] Old Lady 1
Did you hear? They say the Witch
of the Highlands showed up again.
[11:15] Old Lady 2
Oh, yeah.
[11:17] Old Lady 2
I heard she's traveling around the
world helping people in trouble.
[11:21] Old Lady 2
The Witch of the Highlands
is such a virtuous person.
[11:25] Azusa
Say what?
[11:27] Azusa
So on that note...
[11:29] Azusa
There's a fake me out there!
[11:31] SFX
Pung!
[11:31] Laika
That's unforgivable!
[11:32] SFX
Pang!
[11:33] Rosalie
Let's pulverize 'em!
[11:34] SFX
Pong!
[11:34] Flatorte
We'll tear them limb from limb!
[11:35] SFX
Peng!
[11:36] Halkara
Let's get them to work at the factory!
[11:37] SFX
Ping!
[11:37] Shalsha
Let's sue.
[11:38] Shalsha
If precedent is followed,
they'll get, at least, five years.
[11:41] SFX
Po-pong!
[11:42] Falfa
There's only one of our Mama!
[11:44] Azusa
Right... some of you said
some scary things, but...
[11:47] Azusa
I just want them to realize
what they're doing is wrong.
[11:49] Azusa
We'll start gathering
information right away.
[11:52] Azusa
We're going to split up
[11:54] Azusa
so we can all search in every direction!
SIGN A Town in the West
[11:57] SFX
Zoom...
[11:59] Azusa
This is a pretty big town.
[12:01] Azusa
It should be easy to get information here.
[12:07] Azusa
Huh... Is there some kind of event going on?
[12:10] Laika
Lady Azusa, if we're gathering information,
[12:13] Laika
perhaps a bar is the best place to start?
[12:20] Laika
Lady Azusa!
[12:21] Azusa
Don't worry.
[12:22] Owner
Hi there.
[12:24] Owner
Welcome to our public bar,
A Pig Would Be Far More Useful Than You.
[12:30] Azusa
There's no way this is a "public" bar!
[12:32] Laika
That name is far too eccentric!
[12:34] Customer 1
Yo, miss, I need a refill.
[12:37] Owner
Shut up.
[12:38] Owner
If you're hungry, get your own food, pig.
[12:41] SFX
Oink...
[12:43] Both
Huh?
[12:44] Owner
This bar was once in danger of going
under because of its poor service,
[12:49] Owner
but it's turned around.
[12:50] Owner
We turned our crude treatment
of customers into a theme,
[12:53] Owner
and business boomed instantly.
[12:55] Owner
A change in perspective led us to victory.
[12:57] Azusa
That's too drastic a change!
[12:59] Owner
So, are you two pigs?
[13:02] Azusa
That's a question I never
thought I'd be asked.
[13:06] Owner
Looking for part-time work, then?
[13:09] Laika
I'd rather die than work
at a place like this!
[13:12] Azusa
There's actually something
we'd like to ask you.
[13:14] Azusa
We want to know about the
Witch of the Highlands.
[13:17] Owner
I see. Information, is it?
[13:19] Owner
I did hear a little tidbit about the
Witch of the Highlands recently.
[13:24] Azusa
What? Really?
[13:25] Owner
If you want me to tell you,
[13:27] Owner
why don't you try throwing some
insults at those boys over there?
[13:31] Owner
I'd appreciate it even more if you'd look
at them with dismay and displeasure,
[13:36] Owner
as if you were looking at something filthy.
[13:37] Azusa
What the hell kind of bar did we walk into?
[13:40] Laika
Let's leave, Lady Azusa.
[13:43] Azusa
If it'll get us information, though...
[13:45] Customer 2
Hey, miss, I want to order something else.
[13:49] Azusa
Could you keep your
booze-reeking mouth shut?
[13:52] Azusa
It's rotting my ears.
[13:53] SFX
Oink, oink!
[13:55] Laika
Lady Azusa?
[13:57] Customer 3
Hey, miss, what about me?
[13:59] Azusa
One more word, and I'll kick you.
[14:01] SFX
Oink!
[14:02] Customer 4
Maybe I'll order the expensive booze!
[14:05] Azusa
I think whatever's in the horse's water
bucket should be plenty for you.
[14:08] SFX
Oink!
[14:09] Customer 5
Hey, miss! Smile for me!
[14:11] Azusa
Excuse me? Who said you
could give me orders?
[14:15] SFX
Oink!
[14:15] Customer 3
Verbal abuse is the best!
[14:18] Customer 4
It was worth walking
three hours to get here!
[14:20] Customer 5
I'm getting chills...
[14:22] Laika
Lady Azusa, would you mind
if I ended these people?
[14:26] Customer 2
Oh, those icy eyes make me tingle!
[14:30] SFX
Oink, oink!
[14:30] Customer 3
Put me down like I'm nothing but trash!
[14:33] Laika
Quiet! Stay away from me, vermin!
[14:36] SFX
Oink!
[14:37] Customer 4
Give me more!
[14:38] Laika
Keep your mouth shut!
[14:40] Laika
Do you want to be torn apart
by a dragon's claws?!
[14:42] Customer 5
Y-Yes, please!
[14:42] SFX
Oink!
[14:45] Laika
You obscene humans!
[14:47] Laika
None of you have the authority
to make demands of me!
[14:51] SFX
Oink!
[14:53] Azusa
Laika, you're giving them too much service.
[14:55] Owner
Thanks a lot!
[14:57] Owner
Now these pigs will drop
lots of money for me again.
[15:01] Owner
You wanted to know about the
Witch of the Highlands?
[15:03] Owner
In that case, the pigs told
me north is the way to go.
SIGN The Road to the North
[15:08] SFX
Zoom...
[15:10] Female Spectator
My goodness! It's the
Witch of the Highlands!
[15:13] Guy
We're so grateful you're here!
[15:14] Laika
Lady Azusa.
[15:15] Azusa
Yep. Found her.
[15:18] Old Witch
I am the Witch of the Highlands.
[15:21] Old Witch
I have lived in the highlands for 300 years.
[15:24] Girl
Great Witch, please sell
your secret medicine!
[15:28] Old Witch
My skills are not nearly good enough
to produce medicine worth selling.
[15:34] Old Witch
I'll sell it after I've improved more.
[15:38] Male Spectator 1
She's so humble!
[15:39] Male SPectator 2
Just as the Witch of the
Highlands should be!
[15:41] Azusa
You know that's not true!
[15:43] Azusa
You've been at it for 300 years, right?
[15:45] Azusa
How many years does it
take to become good enough?
[15:48] Azusa
Being a witch isn't such a tough job that
you're still a rookie after 500 years!
[15:53] Azusa
Everyone! This Witch of
the Highlands is a fake!
[15:57] Azusa
I am the Witch of the Highlands'... friend!
[16:01] Azusa
This woman looks nothing like her!
[16:03] Male Spectator 1
She's a fake?
[16:04] Male Spectator 2
I did hear that the Witch of the Highlands
was supposed to be a young beauty.
[16:08] Azusa
Right? Right?
[16:11] Azusa
Ahem!
[16:12] Azusa
If you're the real Witch of the Highlands,
[16:14] Azusa
surely you won't lose in a
magic battle against me.
[16:17] SFX
Point!
[16:19] Azusa
Therefore, I challenge you to a duel!
[16:22] SFX
Blink, blink.
[16:23] Azusa
Huh?
[16:24] Laika
Lady Azusa, over there!
[16:35] Azusa
Now, give it up!
[16:41] Both
Huh?
[16:42] Eno
I-I'm sorry!
[16:43] Eno
You're right. I'm a fake!
[16:46] Eno
I'm very sorry!
[16:50] Eno
What?!
[16:52] Eno
You're the real Witch of the Highlands?!
[16:54] Eno
Now I'm even more sorry!
[16:57] Azusa
Well, it doesn't seem like you
meant any harm, so it's okay...
[17:01] Laika
But you do appear to be a witch.
[17:03] Eno
Yes, I am a witch. My name is Eno.
[17:07] Azusa
That aside, Eno...
[17:10] Azusa
You're the type that likes
to look the part, huh?
[17:14] Azusa
You make medicines here?
[17:16] Eno
That's right!
[17:18] Eno
These Mandragora Pills, for example,
[17:20] Eno
are pills that I make from dried mandragora.
[17:23] Eno
They relieve exhaustion and eye strain,
[17:26] Eno
and they even keep your gut healthy!
[17:29] Azusa
You make some pretty good stuff, then.
[17:31] Azusa
I think this would be a
big hit if you sold it.
[17:34] Eno
Oh, no.
[17:35] Eno
I don't think it's wise for a witch
to advertise herself indiscreetly,
[17:39] Eno
so I don't sell anything.
[17:40] Azusa
That seems like a waste of talent.
[17:43] Eno
But if someone came along and said
they wanted to sell it to the public,
[17:47] Eno
I'd be willing to consider it...
[17:49] Eno
You could say I like the idea of being
a genius only to those in the know.
[17:54] Azusa
You're making this so complicated.
[17:56] Laika
Pardon me... but isn't that a contradiction?
[17:59] Eno
Huh?
[18:00] Laika
You want to be familiar to those in the know,
[18:03] Laika
but you also want to be known publicly?
You can't have it both ways.
[18:07] Laika
I don't quite understand.
[18:09] Eno
Well... yes. You're precisely right...
[18:12] Eno
I just... you know...
[18:14] Laika
There've been nothing but inconsistencies
in the things you've said.
[18:18] Laika
Do you want to be known to
the public or don't you?
[18:22] Laika
So what is it that you want, exactly?
[18:24] Laika
What is your goal?
[18:26] Laika
Could you explain it so that I,
an uneducated outsider, can understand?
[18:30] Eno
W-Well...
[18:33] Azusa
Laika, that's enough. I'll explain it.
[18:37] Azusa
See, humans have this thing called vanity.
[18:41] Azusa
Eno's vanity takes the form of wanting
[18:43] Azusa
to be a genius witch who isn't into doing
business and is only known to those who know.
[18:48] Azusa
But at the same time, you have the desire
to be recognized as a great witch, right?
[18:55] Laika
But that's...
[18:57] Azusa
Yes, it's a contradiction.
[18:59] Azusa
But humans are walking contradictions
in the first place.
[19:03] Laika
Is that how it is?
[19:05] Azusa
This is just my personal opinion,
[19:08] Azusa
but am I correct?
[19:10] Eno
Yes... You are right. I'm sorry.
[19:14] Azusa
In other words, you want
to be fawned over, right?
[19:17] Eno
Yes! I want people to fawn over me!
[19:20] Azusa
Is that all?
[19:23] Eno
No.
[19:24] Eno
I want to stand out more and
be gazed upon with admiration!
[19:28] Eno
And...
[19:30] Eno
I'd like someone to make
a bronze statue of me
[19:32] Eno
and be treated like some sort of
honored citizen in my hometown!
[19:36] Azusa
You're spouting some very
worldly desires suddenly.
[19:40] Azusa
What do you think you'd need
to do to achieve all that?
[19:43] Eno
Th-The only way is to do things
that will make me famous!
[19:47] Azusa
Yes, well said.
[19:49] Azusa
So let's start doing that, then.
[19:52] Eno
Huh?
[19:57] Falfa
Wow!
[19:58] Azusa
This is a pretty big marketplace.
[20:01] Shalsha
Mama, where is this witch's shop?
[20:04] Azusa
Uh, I think it was A-23b?
[20:08] Halkara
Oh, it's along the wall!
The wall is the best spot!
[20:12] Azusa
Is this a doujinshi convention or what?!
[20:17] Eno
Witch of the Highlands!
[20:20] Azusa
Eno... Is that...
[20:23] Eno
Well, you know how I suffer
from stage fright, right?
[20:26] Eno
So I decided to overcome my
embarrassment by becoming
[20:30] Eno
someone completely different from myself!
[20:33] Azusa
I see.
[20:34] Azusa
Well, if it makes sense
to you, I'm all for it.
[20:38] Azusa
Where are Laika and Flatorte, anyway?
[20:41] Laika
Get your Red Dragon brand butter cookies!
[20:44] Flatorte
Try some cookies made with beans roasted
in the valley of the Blue Dragons!
[20:48] Laika
Mine are better than the ones beside me!
[20:50] Flatorte
The ones beside me aren't worth considering!
[20:54] Azusa
For the love of...
[20:56] Rosalie
Don't you walk up to me
grinning like morons!
[20:59] Rosalie
I'll make you regret that in the next life!
[21:01] Rosalie
Go wash your faces in a
ditch and never come back!
[21:06] Customer 1
Insult me more!
[21:07] Customer 2
Lady Rosalie!
[21:09] Azusa
She might be perfect for that job...
[21:11] Eno
Yes, one bottle of Mandragora Pills.
[21:14] Eno
Thank you very much!
[21:17] Azusa
With that, Eno's shop turned
out to be fairly successful,
[21:20] Azus
and she was able to shed a few
layers in more ways than one.
[21:26] Laika
Lady Azusa, you have mail.
[21:29] Azusa
Oh, it's from Eno!
[21:32] Eno
Dearest Lady Azusa.
[21:35] Eno
Thank you for your help the other day.
[21:38] Eno
Thanks to you, my Mandragora Pills became
all the rage through word of mouth,
[21:42] Eno
and sales have been explosive!
[21:44] Eno
I can't produce enough to keep up.
[21:46] Eno
I'm struggling to figure out
what I should do about this.
[21:50] Azusa
Wow, so that medicine became a hit?
[21:54] Laika
It sounds like she's quite popular.
[21:56] Halkara
Hmm...
[21:57] Halkara
It sounds as if she might work
out as a new business partner.
[22:01] Azusa
Well, she was able to draw
out her latent talent.
[22:04] Azusa
Maybe this was for the best.
E9 - My Daughter Turned Into a Slime and Couldn't Change Back
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[00:07] Shalsha
Mother! There's trouble!
[00:10] Azusa
Shalsha? What's the matter?
[00:12] Shalsha
Big Sister...
[00:14] Shalsha
Big Sister is...
[00:17] Azusa
Falfa!
[00:22] Azusa
What is a slime doing in here?
[00:24] Azusa
I'd better kill—
[00:25] Shalsha
Mother!
[00:26] Shalsha
Don't!
[00:28] Azusa
Why not? It's a slime.
[00:30] Shalsha
That's Big Sister!
[00:33] Azusa
Falfa?
[00:37] Azusa
I don't get what's going on...
[00:40] Shalsha
When we woke up this
morning, she was a slime.
[00:43] Azusa
You're kidding...
[00:45] Shalsha
The window in our room was closed,
[00:47] Shalsha
so there's no way anyone could've
come in from outside.
[00:49] Shalsha
So this slime can't be
anyone but my sister.
[00:53] Azusa
Are you really Falfa?
[00:59] Azusa
It really is Falfa!
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN My Daughter Turned Into a Slime
and Couldn't Change Back
SIGN My Daughter Turned Into a Slime
and Couldn't Change Back
[02:36] Rosalie
This is...
[02:37] Laika
...Falfa?
[02:38] Halkara
Really?
[02:40] Flatorte
Is it?
[02:41] Azusa
I don't want to believe it, either.
[02:44] Azusa
Does anyone know how to turn her back?
[02:49] Azusa
I guess not...
[02:51] Halkara
Falfa is the spirit of a slime, right?
[02:54] Halkara
Could it be she had the ability
to transform into a slime?
[02:57] Shalsha
Not that I've heard...
[02:59] Rosalie
So, uh...
[03:00] Rosalie
Can't you do anything about
it with your magic, Sister?
[03:04] Azusa
I think it'd be tough to create a new
spell for a case this specific.
[03:08] Flatorte
If you have a question about monsters,
demons are the ones to ask!
[03:12] Azusa
Demons?
[03:15] Azusa
Vosanosanon ujishidau veyani enrila!
[03:23] Azusa
Beelzebub! Falfa turned into a slime!
[03:27] Beelzebub
You...
[03:28] Beelzebub
did this to me over a poor
excuse for a joke like that?!
[03:32] Azusa
No, it's true!
[03:35] Beelzebub
Gah!
[03:36] Beelzebub
Oh, Falfa... I can't believe
what you've become...
[03:41] Azusa
She woke up this morning looking like that.
[03:44] Azusa
Do you know a way to change her back?
[03:47] Beelzebub
Well, they say you should
buy bread from a baker,
[03:51] Beelzebub
so we should ask a slime
about slime matters.
[03:53] Azusa
Ask a slime?
[03:55] Beelzebub
I hear there's a special slime known as
"Intelligent Slime" at Vanzeld Castle.
[04:00] Beelzebub
That's where you'll likely
find your answer.
[04:02] Azusa
The demon capital does it again.
[04:04] Azusa
So what is this intelligent slime's name?
[04:07] Beelzebub
I told you, it's Intelligent Slime.
[04:10] Azusa
That doesn't sound very
intelligent to me...
[04:14] Azusa
Okay, I'm gonna pay a
visit to Vanzeld Castle.
[04:17] Shalsha
Mother...
[04:18] Shalsha
Can I go with you?
[04:20] Azusa
Of course. I know you're worried, too.
[04:23] Beelzebub
No need to be so serious.
[04:26] Beelzebub
Azusa and I will take care of everything.
[04:38] Beelzebub
Intelligent Slime seeks out quiet places,
[04:41] Beelzebub
so it resides at the castle's lowest level.
[04:44] Azusa
I'm impressed you don't get lost
with all these complicated paths.
[04:50] Beelzebub
Was this path here before?
[04:52] Azusa
You were lost?!
[04:54] Beelzebub
I thought this might happen,
[04:56] Beelzebub
so I've been leaving a
trail of bread crumbs.
[04:59] Shalsha
Big Sister, you shouldn't eat
things you find on the ground.
[05:05] Azusa
Wait, how are we back on the surface?!
[05:07] Beelzebub
Ugh! This castle is so confusing!
[05:11] Azusa
Isn't this where you work?
[05:12] Pecora
Well, well!
[05:14] Pecora
I'm simply overjoyed to see
you again, Dear Sister!
[05:18] SFX
Scoot, scoot, scoot...
[05:19] Pecora
Please greet me with a kiss on the cheek.
[05:22] Azusa
You know I'm not gonna do that!
[05:24] Pecora
You're looking for Intelligent Slime, are you not?
[05:27] Pecora
Do you not want to know how to find it?
[05:29] Azusa
And you're really going to tell me?
[05:32] Pecora
But of course!
[05:38] Azusa
Smooch.
[05:39] SFX
Flutter...
[05:41] Pecora
A kiss from my dear sister is
such a wonderful experience!
[05:44] Pecora
I'm so ecstatic, I could simply die!
[05:47] Azusa
Okay, I get it! Just tell me where
Intelligent Slime is already!
[05:51] Pecora
Check that shed over there.
[05:57] Azusa
It just looks like a normal shed to me.
[06:03] Beelzebub
This is it.
[06:04] Azusa
We never would've found this!
[06:13] Laika
There's a lot of writing on
the wall. What does it say?
[06:18] Beelzebub
You are...
[06:19] Beelzebub
Intelligent Slime, correct?
SIGN “Yes”
[06:23] Shalsha
It hit the word "yes."
[06:25] Beelzebub
Ah, I see. It uses this to communicate.
[06:28] Azusa
And that's why it's black all over?
[06:31] Beelzebub
Intelligent Slime, this young slime spirit
suddenly took on the form of a slime.
[06:37] Beelzebub
Do you know how to change her back?
[06:40] Shalsha
To... mu... re...
SIGN “To...
SIGN “To...mu...
SIGN “To...mu...re...
SIGN “To...mu...
[06:43] Shalsha
Backspace...
[06:44] Laika
Oh, it made a mistake.
SIGN “To...mu...ri...
SIGN “To...mu...ri...a...
SIGN “To...mu...ri...a...na...
[06:47] Azusa
That's a lot of work.
SIGN “To...mu...ri...a...na... P...
SIGN “To...mu...ri...a...na... P...ro...
SIGN “To...mu...ri...a...na... P...ro...vin...
SIGN “To...mu...ri...a...na... P...ro...vin...ce...”
[06:49] Shalsha
Tomuriana Province's tallest mountain...
[06:53] Shalsha
Ask the Magician Slime that lives there.
[06:56] Azusa
A magician slime now?
[06:59] Beelzebub
The tallest mountain in Tomuriana Province?
[07:02] Beelzebub
We'll need some time to look into this.
[07:04] Beelzebub
Azusa, why don't we resume tomorrow?
[07:07] Azusa
Yeah, I think everyone's tired,
anyway. Let's do that.
[07:11] Azusa
Intellie, thanks a lot.
[07:13] Laika
Intellie?
[07:14] Azusa
Intelligent Slime... or Intellie for short!
[07:18] Beelzebub
You have such simplistic naming sense.
[07:25] Halkara
I didn't know slimes ate meals, too.
[07:28] Shalsha
It doesn't need to be a meal.
[07:30] Shalsha
We can get our nutrition from dirt
and plants we find anywhere,
[07:33] Shalsha
but I want her to have real food.
[07:38] Azusa
Ah, a moment's repose...
[07:41] Shalsha
Mother...
[07:43] Azusa
What is it?
[07:44] Shalsha
Do you think we'll find a way
to change my sister back?
[07:48] Azusa
Don't worry. Just leave it to your mother.
[07:52] Azusa
But even in a different form,
Falfa is still Falfa.
[07:57] Azusa
Even if she was in a group
with dozens of other slimes,
[08:00] Azusa
I'd find her in a heartbeat.
[08:06] Beelzebub
That's it.
[08:09] Azusa
Hello!
[08:12] Magie
Oh? Who might you be?
[08:14] Azusa
This is where Magician Slime lives, isn't it?
[08:18] Magie
Oh, I'm sorry to have confused you.
[08:21] Magie
I am a slime.
[08:23] Raika
You're a slime?!
[08:25] Magie
I'm in this form because I
used transformation magic.
[08:29] Azusa
So that's it...
[08:30] Magie
This isn't the place to talk.
Please come in.
[08:33] Magie
I'm sorry I don't have any
chairs meant for guests.
[08:36] Magie
Since I'm a slime, I don't need
furniture or bathroom fixtures.
[08:40] Azusa
By the way, what's your name?
[08:43] Magie
Magician Slime.
[08:44] Azusa
Of course it is! Then can I
call you "Magie" for short?
[08:49] Laika
Magie?
[08:50] Magie
Yes, that's fine.
[08:52] Magie
So what is it you wanted to ask of me?
[08:55] Magie
You want to return this slime
to her previous form?
[08:58] Azusa
That's right.
[09:00] Magie
May I borrow her for a moment?
[09:02] Magie
Uh-huh... I see.
[09:05] Magie
Her elasticity is quite different
from a normal slime's.
[09:08] Magie
She is definitely a special slime!
[09:11] Magie
Ah, I see, I see...
[09:14] Magie
So that's it... Uh-huh...
[09:15] Magie
You're that type? Ah, you're that type...
[09:18] Azusa
What type?!
[09:20] Magie
I have the answer!
[09:21] Magie
The reason this slime ended
up in this form is...
[09:25] Three
Is...?!
[09:26] Magie
Is...
[09:30] Magie
Her sleeping position.
[09:31] Three
Sleeping position?!
[09:33] Magie
By touching her, I could feel
that her body was stiff.
[09:36] Magie
I'm sure she damaged a
muscle while sleeping.
[09:39] Magie
That made it difficult for her
to maintain her human form,
[09:42] Magie
so she took the form of a slime.
[09:45] Beelzebub
Can you not turn her back with
your transformation magic?
[09:49] Magie
The magic only works for a short time.
[09:52] Magie
It doesn't solve the problem itself.
[09:54] Beelzebub
Then what can we do?
[09:56] Magie
The quickest way is for this slime herself
to understand the way to change back.
[10:01] Magie
For help with that, I think you
should ask Fighter Slime.
[10:05] Azusa
Fighter Slime?!
[10:06] Magie
Unlike me, Fighter Slime attained a
human form through bodily movement,
[10:12] Magie
so I think the solution is to
learn the same technique.
[10:15] Azusa
And where can we find this Fighter Slime?
[10:17] Magie
I believe she's in a southern
town called Kelney
[10:20] Magie
to participate in a fighting tournament.
[10:22] Laika
A fighting tournament?
[10:24] Magie
The rumors say she's a solitary
fighter who seeks only strength.
[10:29] Azusa
I see. In that case...
[10:32] Azusa
I'll enter this fighting tournament, too!
[10:34] Beelzebub
Why?
[10:36] Azusa
If I enter it and prove that I'm
stronger than Fighter Slime,
[10:40] Azusa
I bet she'll listen to me!
[10:42] Beelzebub
Hmm, good point...
[10:44] Azusa
And what is this fighter slime's name?
[10:47] Magie
Naturally...
[10:48] Magie
It's Fightie!
[10:52] Laika
Fightie...
[10:53] Azusa
The same naming scheme I use for things!
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
[11:06] Azusa
There really are a lot more men than women.
[11:10] Azusa
Hey, that outfit...
[11:12] Beelzebub
I've been waiting for you.
[11:13] Azusa
Everyone in the arena will freak out
if a demon enters the tournament!
[11:17] Beelzebub
It'll be fine.
[11:19] Beelzebub
I hid my horns, and I'm
going by the name "Belzie."
[11:23] Azusa
Pretty sloppy name choice!
[11:24] Beelzebub
That's rich, coming from you!
[11:26] Beelzebub
The use of magic is prohibited in
this tournament, so watch yourself.
[11:30] Azusa
I'd look pretty dumb if I
got disqualified, huh?
SIGN Round 1
[11:37] Laika
Lady Azusa!
[11:39] Halkara
You can do it!
[11:40] Flatorte
Go get 'em, Mistress!
[11:43] Azusa
Falfa!
[11:44] Azusa
I promise I'll get you back to normal!
[11:47] Skinhead A
Hey, little lady!
If you don't wanna get hur—
[11:50] Asusa
I won't lose!
[11:52] Ref
The winner is Azusa!
[11:54] Halkara
She knocked him out in an instant!
[11:57] Rosalie
Sister's so awesome!
SIGN “Azusa”
SIGN “Belzie”
SIGN Semifinal
[12:05] Laika
It's already time for the semifinal.
[12:07] Halkara
None of them are a match
for our master at all.
[12:10] Azusa
Another skinhead?
[12:12] Skinhead B
I've trained this iron body to be
strong enough to repel any—
[12:17] Ref
The winner is Azusa!
[12:19] Flatorte
She's overwhelming all of them!
[12:21] Laika
Lady Azusa, you're fantastic!
[12:23] Shalsha
Mother... You did it!
[12:25] Azusa
All right. Now I just need to
beat Fightie in the final.
[12:29] Announcer
The second match of the semifinal.
[12:31] Announcer
Fightie, please take the stage.
[12:34] Azusa
She's on the next stage over?
[12:36] Azusa
So that's Fightie...
[12:37] Announcer
Belzie, please step forward.
[12:44] Announcer
The winner is Belzie!
[12:46] Azusa
Wait, she beat her!
[12:49] Belze
This Fightie was really
nothing special at all!
[12:53] Azusa
Beelzebub, why did you beat her?!
[12:55] Azusa
Now I have no way to make contact with her!
[12:58] Beelzebub
Don't worry.
[12:59] Beelzebub
I have the same goal as you.
[13:02] Beelzebub
You can count on me to
negotiate with Fightie.
[13:04] Azusa
Can I really?
[13:06] Beelzebub
Just leave it to me.
[13:08] Beelzebub
So, Azusa...
[13:10] Beelzebub
You're free to advance
to the final round now,
[13:13] Beelzebub
and then you can fight me.
[13:15] Azusa
To be honest, I don't even care
about the final round anymore.
[13:18] Beelzebub
Too bad!
[13:19] Beelzebub
I want to fight you in the final
round and settle our score.
[13:23] Beelzebub
Understand? You have to make
it to the final round.
SIGN Final Round
[13:32] Beelzebub
What's this?
[13:33] Beelzebub
It's your time to shine,
and you look so grumpy.
[13:36] Azusa
What did you expect?
[13:38] Azusa
I haven't fixed Falfa's problem yet!
[13:42] Beelzebub
Wait a moment.
[13:44] Falfa
Mama! I'm back!
[13:47] Azusa
Falfa! You're back to your original form!
[13:50] Azusa
I'm so glad!
[13:51] Falfa
Yeah! Thanks to Beelzebub!
[13:54] Beelzebub
What do you think? Quite the surprise, no?
[13:58] Azusa
Wait, you all knew about this? Jeez...
[14:02] Falfa
You can do it, Mama!
I'll be rooting for you!
[14:05] Azusa
Thanks! I'll do my best!
[14:08] Beelzebub
Now you can focus on our fight.
[14:11] Beelzebub
Azusa, Witch of the Highlands,
[14:13] Beelzebub
the outcome of our battle
is yet to be seen.
[14:16] Beelzebub
This time, we fight with no barriers.
[14:19] Beelzebub
There's no telling how it will end
if we fight fair and square.
[14:23] Beelzebub
I am strong, after all!
[14:25] Azusa
She's right. We never finished that battle.
[14:29] Azusa
Okay, then! Let's do this, shall we?
[14:33] Beelzebub
This time, I'll show you what
I can do when I get serious!
[14:38] Ref
Begin!
[14:48] Azusa
You're flying?!
[14:50] Guy
Hey, she's flying!
[14:51] Guy
Wait, she has horns, too!
[14:53] Guy
Is that what's hot in the big city?
[14:56] Guy
Damn!
[14:57] Guy
It's too stylish for us
country folk to understand!
[14:59] Azusa
I guess no one's gonna figure
out you're a demon.
[15:03] Beelzebub
Well, this is a problem.
[15:05] Azusa
Huh?
[15:06] Beelzebub
I can't match your speed
by attacking head-on.
[15:09] Beelzebub
I thought I'd try to find a
weak point and strike that...
[15:12] Azusa
Wait, I really don't have any weak points?
[15:15] Beelzebub
No, you have countless weak points.
[15:18] Azusa
So just come straight at me, then!
[15:20] Beelzebub
You aim for a weak point when
you just happen to find one!
[15:24] Beelzebub
When you have so many of them,
it's hard to choose one to strike!
[15:27] Azusa
But we can't fight unless you come at me.
[15:30] Azusa
We can't use magic, so I can't fly.
[15:32] Beelzebub
I know, but still...
[15:35] Azusa
Fine. Just let me know when
you're going to attack, okay?
[15:38] Azusa
I'll wait here until then.
[15:39] Azusa
One, two, three, four...
[15:43] Beelzebub
You're mocking me!
[15:44] Beelzebub
Fine! Here I come!
[15:47] Beelzebub
I'm going to send you flying!
[15:52] Laika
What an impact!
[15:54] Falfa
Mama!
[15:54] Shalsha
Mother...
[15:58] Beelzebub
Don't squeeze my face...
[16:00] Azusa
It's your own fault for
coming at me face-first.
[16:05] Beelzebub
Stop it this instant!
[16:09] Azusa
All right!
[16:10] Azusa
Here I come, too!
[16:16] Beelzebub
What incredible force...
[16:19] Azusa
I've still got more!
[16:20] Beelzebub
Fine by me!
[16:25] Rosalie
They're so fast, I can't keep up!
[16:27] Flatorte
I can't, either...
[16:29] Azusa
This is the first time I've
been in a fight for so long!
[16:33] Azusa
You're pretty strong, too, aren't you?!
[16:35] Beelzebub
Damn straight!
I'm a demon officer, after all!
[16:38] Beelzebub
It's much more bizarre that a
human is even able to fight me!
[16:42] Beelzebub
And...
[16:44] Beelzebub
I've trained every single day,
[16:47] Beelzebub
in both wind and rain,
both before and after work,
[16:51] Beelzebub
all for this day!
[16:54] Azusa
Beelzebub... I had no idea you
saw me as such a worthy rival,
[16:59] Azusa
but that makes me kind of happy.
[17:03] Azusa
She's really weakening, though.
[17:06] Azusa
What can I do to finish this?
[17:09] Falfa
Mama!
[17:10] Falfa
You can do it!
[17:12] Falfa
I was watching you while
I was a slime, too!
[17:15] Falfa
You did all that running
around just for me!
[17:19] Falfa
It made me so happy!
[17:22] Falfa
So I'll keep rooting for you all the way!
[17:24] Falfa
You can do it!
[17:26] Azusa
Sorry, Beelzebub.
[17:28] Azusa
Since my daughter's watching,
I have to look good for her.
[17:33] Azusa
I just evolved about two more levels!
[17:36] Beelzebub
What nonsense are you spouting?!
[17:39] Beelzebub
I will be the one to win in the end!
[17:55] Ref
The winner is Azusa!
[18:00] Falfa
Mama! You did it!
[18:01] Shalsha
Congratulations, Mother!
[18:04] Azusa
Beelzebub, are you okay?
[18:07] Beelzebub
Yes...
[18:07] Beelzebub
But it does hurt a bit.
[18:11] Azusa
Here you go.
[18:12] Beelzebub
Hey! I'll be fine once I rest a bit!
[18:16] Beelzebub
And there are so many people watching...
[18:18] Azusa
You're hurt. No complaining.
[18:23] Falfa
Thanks, Beelzebub!
[18:26] Shalsha
From me, too.
[18:27] Beelzebub
No need to thank me.
[18:29] Beelzebub
It seems I've lost to you again.
[18:32] Beelzebub
It was a sound defeat.
[18:33] Azusa
I'll give you a rematch if
you still want to fight.
[18:36] Azusa
It's kind of a hassle, though,
so you'll have to wait a while.
[18:40] Beelzebub
You're so strong, yet you have no zeal.
[18:43] Beelzebub
This might ruin your peaceful
life again, though.
[18:47] Azusa
Huh? What do you mean?
[18:49] Beelzebub
Your strength is now known
even here in the south,
[18:52] Beelzebub
where it was not widely known before.
[18:55] Guy
Witch of the Highlands!
[18:56] Guy
Azusa!
[18:57] Guy
Azusa! Azusa! Azusa!
[18:57] Guy
Greatest witch ever! Azusa!
[18:59] Azusa
Damn it!
[19:03] Azusa
Fightie!
[19:04] Azusa
Thank you for restoring
my daughter to normal!
[19:07] Fighty
Don't mention it.
[19:09] Fighty
I'm glad I had the chance
to help a fellow slime.
[19:12] Fighty
It's too bad I didn't win the tournament
and get the prize money, though.
[19:16] Fighty
But I'll make money again,
even if it's one gold at a time!
[19:21] Azusa
Yeah, money is definitely important...
[19:23] Fighty
If you know of any martial arts events
where I could get money, let me know!
[19:27] Fighty
Boy, I really wanted that
prize money, though!
[19:31] Azusa
You're a little too obsessed with money...
[19:33] Fighty
Um, actually, I wanted to
ask you for a favor, too.
[19:37] Azusa
What is it?
[19:38] Fighty
Miss Azusa, please take me as your student!
[19:41] Azusa
Huh? You mean as a martial arts student?
[19:44] Fighty
Yes! I've never seen a stance
with so many vulnerabilities,
[19:48] Fighty
yet prevents all hits from landing!
[19:50] Fighty
You're the strongest in your natural form!
That's my ideal as a martial artist!
[19:54] Azusa
Look, that's not a stance or anything.
I really do have a ton of weak points.
[19:58] Azusa
So there's nothing I could teach you.
[20:01] Fighty
I understand!
[20:03] Fighty
In that case, please let
me fight you just once!
[20:05] Fighty
Then you can decide whether or not I'm
strong enough to be your student!
[20:10] Azusa
Were you even listening?
[20:15] Fighty
Okay, here I come!
[20:17] Fighty
Fightie Style Slime Fist!
[20:22] SFX
Shiver!
[20:23] Fighty
Th-That's...
[20:25] ---
Shake, shake
[20:25] Fighty
an aura only emitted by those who have
slain an unimaginable number of slimes!
[20:30] Fighty
Countless souls are crying out!
[20:33] Azusa
What's wrong, Fightie?
[20:37] Fighty
H-Help m—
[20:44] Azusa
You're awake now?
[20:45] Azusa
I wasn't expecting that fight
to end before it even began.
[20:49] Azusa
Did it convince you to give up
on being my student, though?
[20:51] Fighty
Yes...
[20:53] Beelzebub
Oh, so this is where all of you were.
[20:56] Beelzebub
It's time to start clearing out.
[20:58] Fighty
Ah, Miss Belzie!
[21:00] Fighty
I've realized that your strength
is like that of a demon!
[21:04] Fighty
As such...
[21:05] SFX
Sparkle!
[21:05] Fighty
Please take me as your student!
[21:06] Azusa
This girl has no integrity at all.
[21:08] Beelzebub
Why should I take you as my student?
[21:11] Beelzebub
No, I will not.
[21:13] Fighty
Please! I'm begging you!
[21:14] Beelzebub
I don't take students.
[21:16] Azusa
Oh, that could work, though.
[21:18] Azusa
If we know where she is,
[21:21] Azusa
it'll be easier to get her help if my
daughter turns into a slime again.
[21:23] SFX
Flash!
[21:23] Beelzebub
Are you trying to pawn me off?!
[21:26] Fighty
Please! I'll wash your dishes
or do anything else you want!
[21:29] Azusa
Beelzebub, I'm asking you, too.
[21:32] Falfa
I'm asking, too!
[21:34] Shalsha
Me, too.
[21:36] Beelzebub
All right, fine! Fine, I say!
[21:39] Fighty
Thank you!
[21:41] Fighty
Thank you!
[21:41] Azusa
All right, I guess that's case closed.
[21:45] Azusa
Falfa!
[21:47] Azusa
I'll pamper you as much as you want today!
What do you want to eat?
[21:50] Falfa
Mama, I want something sweet!
[21:53] Azusa
Okay, maybe I'll make a cake or something.
[21:56] Shalsha
I'll help, too.
[21:58] Falfa
Oh, then I'll help, too!
[22:01] Azusa
I maxed out my level without
even realizing it,
[22:04] Azusa
but after this, I decided to
raise my level as a mother, too.
E10 - A Minstrel Came to Town
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[00:02] Azusa
Okay, shall we head home?
[00:04] Laika
Yes.
[00:05] Falfa
Mama!
[00:06] Falfa
Look, look!
[00:07] Falfa
It says a minstrel is coming to town!
[00:11] Azusa
Oh?
[00:13] Azusa
"The famous minstrel Schifanoia is
paying her first visit to Flatta."
[00:17] Azusa
That's... not quite what I was expecting.
[00:21] Azusa
Anyone know who this is?
[00:22] Laika
I've never even heard of her.
[00:24] Rosalie
Probably some nameless chick.
[00:26] Halkara
It does seem a bit sketchy.
[00:29] Flatorte
Schifanoia, eh? She's certainly
been around a while.
[00:32] Azusa
You know her, Flatorte?
[00:34] Flatorte
I like minstrels.
I know at least 1,000 groups.
[00:39] Azusa
That's hardcore!
[00:40] Flatorte
Schifanoia has only ever
performed in the capital,
[00:44] Flatorte
but it sounds as if she's
begun touring the nation.
[00:46] Falfa
I wanna hear the minstrel sing!
[00:46] Flatorte
Some minstrels tour all manner
of towns and villages,
[00:49] Shalsha
It might be fun to give her a listen.
[00:50] Flatorte
while others stick to different
areas within the same large city
[00:52] Azusa
Okay, then... since we're here...
[00:53] Flatorte
and never visit towns with
small populations...
[00:55] Azusa
I guess we can check her out.
SIGN A Minstrel Came to Town
SIGN A Minstrel Came to Town
[01:02] Laika
There are quite a lot of people here.
[01:04] Azusa
Is that Schifanoia?
[01:06] Flatorte
It appears so.
[01:22] Azusa
What... is she doing?
[01:25] Kuku
Death! Death! Death! Death! Execute!
Execute! Execute! Execute!
[01:26] Falfa
I'm scared!
[01:28] Shalsha
Let's go over there, Big Sister.
[01:28] Villager A
This is hurting my ears, dear.
[01:30] Laika
Lady Azusa, Halkara seems
to have a stomachache.
[01:31] Villager B
Let's go home, honey.
[01:33] Villager C
I just don't get the music
they like in the capital.
[01:33] Laika
I'm going with her to rest.
[01:34] Halkara
The scale of my fake sickness is growing...
[01:36] Villager D
Let's go play chess over there.
[01:36] Azusa
Hey, wait...
[01:37] Flatorte
This song truly is Schifanoia's style.
[01:38] Villager E
Papa, buy me some butter candy!
[01:40] Azusa
You know what this is?!
[01:41] Flatorte
It's death-style, from the
crime-style of emotional-style.
[01:44] Flatorte
Actually, it's a lonely-style-leaning form
of death-style called drag-down-style.
[01:48] Azusa
Sorry, I didn't understand a word of that.
[01:50] Kuku
This is my first time coming
to this village on tour,
[01:50] Azusa
This is the kind of stuff
people in the capital like?
[01:53] Kuku
but I can feel your passion!
[01:53] Flatorte
I think Schifanoia draws
crowds of about 30 or so.
[01:56] Kuku
This next song is another of my
biggest hits, "Gray Dreams."
[01:57] Azusa
Less than impressive...
[01:59] Azusa
I'm surprised you knew about
someone so nameless.
[02:02] Flatorte
Oh, it isn't about listening to famous
ones and ignoring the nameless ones.
[02:06] Flatorte
I give all minstrels a listen
just because they're minstrels.
[02:06] Kuku
If you put black and white
together, you get gray!
[02:09] Azusa
Those are the words of
someone who's hooked!
[02:11] Flatorte
Well, in crime-style, the lute tends to
be given more focus than the vocals,
[02:13] Kuku
If you add even more black...
[02:14] Azusa
She's on her second song now...
[02:16] Flatorte
but death-style has a sound that feels
like it's splitting your ears.
[02:20] Kuku
It gets duller...
[02:26] SFX
Flump.
[02:28] Azusa
Wait, is this part of the act?
[02:37] Flatorte
This is awful!
She's actually lost consciousness!
[02:40] Azusa
Yeah, I thought so!
[02:43] Azusa
Are you okay?! I'm gonna help you now!
[02:50] Azusa
You're awake? If anything
feels off, tell me!
[02:54] SFX
Grrr! Gurgle gurgle gurgle...
SIGN Grrr...
[02:57] Azusa
Oh.
[02:59] Kuku
So good! So good!
[03:01] Rosalie
She must've been really hungry.
[03:03] Azusa
When you're done eating,
you're welcome to take a bath, too.
[03:06] Kuku
Okay! Thank you!
[03:14] Kuku
Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm Kuku the almiraj.
[03:18] Azusa
That's how you look without the makeup?
[03:21] Kuku
That's right.
[03:24] Azusa
You know...
[03:25] Azusa
I bet you've passed out like
that before, haven't you?
[03:29] Kuku
A few times...
[03:31] Kuku
I can't support myself with
minstrel work alone,
[03:35] Kuku
so I do some part-time jobs.
[03:37] Flatorte
Very few minstrels actually
earn enough to live on.
[03:42] Kuku
Yes... I wanted to be like them,
[03:46] Kuku
so I left my hometown 63 years ago.
[03:50] Kuku
I believed that I was gonna be big...
[03:51] Kuku
that I'd ditch my weak self
and become a great minstrel.
[03:55] Azusa
Just like a guy who left his
hometown to be in a band...
[03:58] Kuku
But I couldn't get anywhere at all.
[04:01] Kuku
Over and over, I told myself I'd quit,
[04:05] Kuku
but I decided to keep trying
just a little longer...
[04:08] Azusa
Kuku, why don't you stay here
and take it easy for a while?
[04:13] Azusa
The air's fresh. It's a great
place to rest and recover.
[04:16] Kuku
Thank you so much.
[04:19] Kuku
But... well...
[04:21] Kuku
I think it's time to quit music
and start living my second life.
[04:27] Rosalie
Do you have a plan in mind?
[04:29] Kuku
Actually, I've gotten offers
from a few places like this.
[04:36] Flatorte
There's a steady demand for
beastfolk in these sorts of jobs.
[04:39] Flatorte
Almiraj are particularly popular.
[04:42] Kuku
I've been told numerous times that I could
make all the money I need in this line of work.
[04:47] Kuku
I thought, at this point, I should
just work where I'm wanted.
[04:52] Azusa
So, Kuku...
[04:53] Azusa
Do you not like music anymore?
[04:56] Kuku
It's not like that!
[04:58] Kuku
I love music!
[05:02] Azusa
Really? You shouldn't quit
making music, then.
[05:06] Azusa
Stick with it.
[05:07] Kuku
Huh?
[05:08] Azusa
You might not be making any money now,
[05:10] Azusa
but you never would've kept it up
this long if you didn't love it.
[05:15] Azusa
It'd be a shame to just give that up.
[05:18] Azusa
I bet you'd regret it one day.
[05:22] Azusa
If you're optimistic about starting
a new job, I won't stop you.
[05:26] Azusa
But that's not what you're doing right now,
[05:28] Azusa
so you should stick with what you're doing.
[05:31] Azusa
For now, just devote yourself to your music
[05:34] Azusa
while you think about your
future one more time.
[05:37] Azusa
You can stay here in the meantime.
[05:39] Kuku
B-But I can't pay rent...
[05:41] Azusa
You don't need to.
[05:42] Azusa
I'm the one who told you
to stick with music,
[05:45] Azusa
so I'll do everything I can.
[05:48] Kuku
I appreciate it!
[05:51] Kuku
To celebrate our new friendship,
let me play for you!
[05:57] Kuku
Welcome to my feast of
death and destruction!
[06:00] Azusa
Her personality changed!
[06:01] Kuku
Poison, poison, poison, poison,
poison, poison, poison...
[06:05] Kuku
Wormwood... Wormwood...
[06:07] Falfa
I can't tell how it's any different
from her other songs!
[06:08] Kuku
Poison, poison, poison, poison,
poison, poison, poison...
[06:10] Falfa
They all sound the same!
[06:12] Azusa
That's a pretty real complaint!
[06:12] Kuku
Wormwood... Wormwood...
[06:14] Azusa
Sorry, Kuku, but could you stop now?!
[06:17] Kuku
Wh-Who are you talking to?!
I am Schifanoia!
[06:21] Kuku
I'm here to bring true despair to all of—
[06:23] Azusa
You can drop that act.
[06:24] Kuku
I messed up in two spots...
[06:27] Kuku
I couldn't give you a good performance.
[06:29] Azusa
I think we're way beyond that level here.
[06:32] Flatorte
Speaking from the perspective
of a listener,
[06:34] Flatorte
lonely-style-leaning death-style
doesn't sell in this day and age.
[06:37] Flatorte
Why don't you try some
flowery-style-leaning excessive-style?
[06:41] Kuku
Yes, but... I really prefer the death-style
that lets me use my artistry...
[06:47] Flatorte
I bet you're just afraid to
do something that sells.
[06:50] Kuku
Th-That's not true!
[06:51] Flatorte
It is true.
[06:52] Flatorte
You do tend to look down on minstrels
who have a lot of fans.
[06:57] Azusa
Is this a drinking party
for young band boys?
[06:59] Flatorte
And forget using your artistry.
You just suck.
[07:03] Kuku
I-I'm doing the best I can!
[07:05] Kuku
Amateurs should just stay out of this!
[07:08] Flatorte
Oh? Let me see your lute, then.
[07:11] Azusa
It's not a guitar?
[07:18] Flatorte
The clear, sunny sky just makes
this Sabbath even colder
[07:25] Flatorte
I yawn as I wait for you to arrive
[07:35] Flatorte
To a place higher than the clouds,
where there's no background noise
[07:41] Flatorte
We'll fly, let's fly
[07:47] Azusa
That's amazing, Flatorte! I didn't
know you had that kind of talent!
[07:52] Flatorte
You see? Even an amateur like the
great Flatorte can manage that much!
[07:57] Flatorte
If you understand,
then stop making excuses!
[08:02] Kuku
I'm sorry.
[08:03] SFX
Gloom...
[08:04] Azusa
Hey, you know, I was thinking...
[08:06] Azusa
Why don't you try writing lyrics
that are easier to understand?
[08:09] Kuku
But I've been performing
this way for so long now,
[08:13] Kuku
I wouldn't know what's
easy to understand...
[08:17] SFX
Blink, blink!
[08:18] Azusa
Since we have such a big family,
[08:20] Azusa
let's have everyone write some lyrics!
[08:24] Azusa
Okay, we'll start with Laika.
SIGN Ah, Devotion
SIGN Laika Lyrics
Kuku Music
[08:35] Laika
Only through step-by-step devotion
[08:41] Laika
Can one achieve anything
[08:45] Laika
And—
[08:48] Azusa
I think the message is a little
too direct for song lyrics.
[08:51] Flatorte
Unusable. Try again.
[08:53] Laika
D'oh!
[08:54] Azusa
Okay, next is Halkara.
[08:58] Halkara
My lyrics are great! They'd sell for sure!
[09:02] SFX
Jingle!
SIGN Halkara Pharmaceuticals'
SIGN Nutri-Spirit
SIGN Halkara Lyrics
Kuku Music
[09:08] Halkara
One more push to get through work today!
[09:11] Halkara
Nu...
SIGN Performance Halted
[09:13] Azusa
Okay, next!
[09:14] Halkara
Master! At least give me
constructive criticism!
SIGN The Field
SIGN Falfa & Shalsha Lyrics
Kuku Music
[09:24] Shalsha
Praying mantises are scary
[09:28] Shalsha
They're scary because
they have those scythes
[09:32] Falfa
Grasshoppers jump
[09:36] Falfa
They shake their legs to jump
[09:41] Falfa
Nature is so big
[09:45] Shalsha
And I am part of nature, too
[09:49] Falfa
What am I?
[09:53] Shalsha
I am a being that amounts to nothing
[09:57] Both
In other words, I think that means I'm me
[10:11] Azusa
I love it! So cute!
[10:14] Flatorte
Yes... Its theological elements
might be rather novel.
[10:17] Falfa
Yay!
[10:19] Azusa
And last is Rosalie!
[10:20] Rosalie
Got it!
SIGN Nothing
SIGN Rosalie Lyrics
Kuku Music
[10:29] Rosalie
When you've been stuck in
one place for a long time
[10:33] Rosalie
Even the daytime seems dark
[10:39] Rosalie
So dark, so dark, so dark,
there's truly nothing
[10:45] Rosalie
I don't even know how to laugh anymore
[10:52] Rosalie
Even though I want to die, I can't
[10:58] Rosalie
That's what that night was like
[11:04] SFX
Gloom...
[11:07] Rosalie
Oh, I'm having fun now, though!
[11:11] Kuku
I was singing about things
like destruction and death,
[11:15] Kuku
but it was all just words.
I've never actually died.
[11:18] Azusa
No kidding.
[11:19] Kuku
So... I realize now that I can't beat
the power of words spoken in truth...
[11:24] SFX
Sparkle, sparkle!
[11:24] Kuku
I'm going to abandon the name Schifanoia
and go by my real name, Kuku!
[11:30] Kuku
And I'm going to try writing a new song
incorporating all of your lyrics!
[12:08] Kuku
Thank you all so much for everything!
[12:10] Azusa
If you're ever in the area on tour,
drop by the highlands to see us.
[12:15] Azusa
In fact, you can think
of it as coming home.
[12:18] Kuku
I will! I promise!
[12:21] Flartorte
Put on good concerts.
[12:23] Flartorte
If you can do that,
everything will work out.
[12:26] Kuku
Right!
[12:27] Flatorte
Frankly, you have no musical talent.
[12:30] Flatorte
But success in this world doesn't
always favor the talented first.
[12:34] Flatorte
So it's possible that even you
could end up successful.
[12:38] Flatorte
First, you have to fight!
Then just keep fighting from now on!
[12:42] Kuku
Right!
[12:44] Azusa
They're master and pupil already.
[12:48] Beelzebub
I got some great sake,
so I brought it here!
[12:51] Azusa
Beelzebub, welcome!
You don't have work to do?
[12:55] SFX
Spinny spin!
[12:55] Beelzebub
It's my day off!
[12:57] Beelzebub
I'm spending today with Falfa and Shalsha!
[13:01] Beelzebub
Who's this?
[13:03] Kuku
I'm Kuku the minstrel.
[13:05] Azusa
She's been staying here at
the house for reasons.
[13:08] Beelzebub
Oh?
[13:09] Beelzebub
Then you should sing while we drink.
[13:11] Azusa
Hey, don't put her on the spot like that.
[13:15] Kuku
I'll do it!
[13:16] Kuku
No, please let me do it!
[13:19] Kuku
To find out if I can get by
as my new, reborn self...
[13:23] Kuku
I want someone who doesn't know me
to hear my song and be the judge!
[13:33] Kuku
Thank you for listening.
[13:40] Beelzebub
Fantastic.
[13:42] Beelzebub
That was great!
[13:44] Kuku
Th-Thank you!
[13:46] Beelzebub
I want you to perform at
our next music festival!
[13:49] Azusa
What's that?
[13:51] Beelzebub
It's the biggest demon music event
held in the castle town of Vanzeld.
[13:55] Azusa
So it's a festival?
[13:56] Beelzebub
I'll invite all of you, as well.
[13:59] Falfa
Yay!
[14:00] Beelzebub
Kuku, was it? Will you perform for us?
[14:02] Kuku
Yes, if you'll have me!
[14:04] Kuku
Oh, but how big is the stage?
[14:07] Beelzebub
Well, you'll be performing for
an audience of about 20,000.
[14:12] Kuku
Twenty thousand?!
[14:15] Azusa
Kuku?!
[14:16] Kuku
Um... I'll practice like
my life depends on it,
[14:20] Kuku
so would you mind letting
me stay here a bit longer?
[14:23] Azusa
It looks like our life with
Kuku isn't over just yet.
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
[14:33] Fatla
Now, everyone,
please enjoy our music festival.
[14:37] Azusa
Thanks, Fatla.
[14:39] Fatla
You're welcome to visit the stage and
rehearse before the event tonight.
[14:43] Fatla
Would you like to?
[14:45] Kuku
Yes, of course.
[14:46] Kuku
It's a much bigger stage
than any I've experienced.
[14:50] Azusa
Kuku, give it your best!
[14:52] Kuku
I will!
[14:53] Halkara
Master, what shall we do?
[14:56] Rosalie
There are a bunch of shops set up!
[14:58] Falfa
I want to go see!
[15:00] Shalsha
Me, too.
[15:13] Azusa
That was fun!
[15:22] Azusa
Kuku, what's wrong?
[15:24] Kuku
I visited the venue,
and it was just too big.
[15:27] Kuku
When I think of performing on that stage...
[15:30] Azusa
The new Kuku will pull through just fine.
[15:33] Laika
That's right. I'm no expert, but I can
still tell that you've improved.
[15:38] Kuku
I hope so...
[15:40] Flatorte
You'll be fine.
[15:42] Flatorte
You already have the perseverance to stick
with the same thing for a long time.
[15:45] Flatorte
You were just investing your
effort in the wrong way.
[15:48] Flatorte
Now that you've fixed that, you can
put on a good performance for sure.
[15:53] Kuku
Right...
[15:54] Laika
For all you say, Flatorte, you have no
perseverance and never invest effort for long.
[16:00] Flatorte
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you mean by that?!
[16:03] Laika
Well, you only crashed my sister
Leila's wedding on a whim, right?
[16:08] Laika
If you wanted to defeat us Red Dragons,
[16:10] Laika
shouldn't you have started trying sooner?
[16:13] Flatorte
That was the kind of thing
that's best done on a whim!
[16:16] Laika
Well, even if you had tried,
I doubt you could have beaten us.
[16:21] Flatorte
Fine! Let's settle this right here and now!
[16:23] Azusa
Okay, you two, that's enough!
[16:25] Flatorte
We'll have a contest to see who has
better luck in today's horoscope.
[16:28] Laika
I accept!
[16:30] Azusa
That's too peaceful a solution!
[16:34] Flatorte
What are you laughing at?
[16:36] Kuku
I'm sorry... I didn't mean to...
[16:42] Flatorte
Kuku, you've done all you could.
[16:45] Flatorte
All that's left is to let the
audience hear your song!
[16:50] Kuku
Right!
[16:57] Beelzebub
How's Kuku doing?
[17:00] Azusa
She was a little nervous,
but I think she's okay now.
[17:03] Azusa
Beelzebub, thanks for offering
Kuku this opportunity.
[17:09] Beelzebub
All I did was give her a opportunity.
[17:12] Beelzebub
Whether or not she seizes
that opportunity is up to her.
[17:29] Kuku
I'm Kuku.
[17:30] Kuku
The song I'm about to perform...
[17:38] Kuku
is called "Thank You."
[18:04] Kuku
I know that
[18:08] Kuku
I should be saying goodbye
[18:14] Kuku
But that would be too sad
[18:20] Kuku
So I'll say this instead
[18:24] Kuku
Thank you
[18:27] Kuku
I'm not disappearing and going away forever
[18:32] Kuku
We'll both still be living under the same sky
[18:42] Kuku
In different places, but at the same time
[18:48] Kuku
There may be things that we forget
[18:56] Kuku
Because we are alive
[19:00] Kuku
But because we're alive, we can remember
[19:07] Kuku
Yes, we can remember
[19:11] Kuku
So whenever you feel like it, at least,
[19:16] Kuku
Come and see me, please come and see me
[19:21] Kuku
Thank you
[19:26] Kuku
Thank you
[19:32] Kuku
Thank you
[20:09] All
Cheers!
[20:11] Azusa
Kuku, you were awesome!
[20:13] Kuku
I never thought it would go so well!
[20:15] Kuku
I owe everything to all of you!
[20:18] Kuku
I don't know how to thank you...
[20:20] Azusa
What?
[20:21] Azusa
There's only one thing to
say at a time like that.
[20:24] Azusa
"Thank you," right?
[20:26] Kuku
Thank you!
[20:28] Beelzebub
You've already got a ton of requests from
the organizers to make appearances!
[20:33] Kuku
This...
[20:34] Kuku
It looks like enough work to keep me
going in the capital for a while!
[20:38] Azusa
Good for you, Kuku!
[20:40] Azusa
You've become an overnight sensation!
[20:42] Kuku
Yes...
[20:48] Flatorte
Kuku, can I borrow your lute?
[20:51] Kuku
Y-Yes, of course.
[20:54] Flatorte
I have a song for you.
It's not a very good one, though.
[21:07] Laika
Is this...
[21:08] Flatorte
Schifanoia!
[21:11] Flatorte
As Schifanoia, you sang so hard
that you lost consciousness!
[21:15] Flatorte
Of course you wouldn't get popular
with music like this, but still!
[21:18] Flatorte
You kept doing it because
you believed it was right!
[21:21] Flatorte
So if you ever want to go back, you can!
[21:24] Flatorte
Don't you dare get any dumb ideas
about giving up on it forever!
[21:28] Flatorte
You're not clever enough to keep up
with what's popular in the world!
[21:32] Flatorte
If you were, you would've
been popular long ago!
[21:34] Flatorte
Even I, Flatorte, got it wrong
over and over and over again...
[21:42] Flatorte
And now, I'm living here.
[21:45] Flatorte
There is no right answer, but as
long as you don't stop completely,
[21:48] Flatorte
there are no total failures!
[21:50] Flatorte
So you just sing however you want!
[21:54] Flatorte
That's what your life is.
[22:00] Kuku
Thank you so much!
[22:02] Kuku
I'll do my best right here!
[22:05] Azusa
They're definitely master and pupil.
E11 - I Ate a Mushroom and Turned Into a Child
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[00:00] Halkara
The skies are clear!
[00:02] Halkara
A day like this calls for...
[00:03] SFX
Ta-da!
[00:04] Halkara
A mushroom-grilling party!
[00:06] Halkara
Or for short, a shroompa!
[00:08] Falfa
A shroompa! That sounds fun!
[00:10] Flatorte
No meat, though?
[00:11] Azusa
These are all types I've never seen before.
[00:14] Azusa
Are you sure they're safe to eat?
[00:16] Halkara
Of course!
[00:18] Halkara
I made sure to only pick the edible ones!
[00:21] Halkara
I've perfectly memorized which
mushrooms in the nearby forests
[00:25] Halkara
are edible and which ones aren't!
[00:27] Halkara
They're definitely safe!
[00:30] Azusa
You already have a bad record.
Why are you so confident?
[00:34] Azusa
Well, if you insist, I'll believe you.
[00:37] SFX
Click, click.
[00:37] Halkara
Now, let the shroompa begin!
[00:41] Halkara
We spread some butter on the grill
and toss the mushrooms on.
[00:44] Halkara
Then we drizzle on some elvin, and...
[00:47] SFX
Ta-da!
[00:48] Halkara
That's all it takes to
make them super tasty!
[00:50] SFX
Scoot, scoot...
[00:54] Halkara
What do you think?
[00:56] Azusa
Br...
[00:57] Azusa
Bring on the booze!
[01:00] Laika
This is quite good.
[01:01] Flatorte
It's not meat, but it's
good in its own way!
[01:04] Shalsha
Delicious.
[01:05] Falfa
I didn't know there were so many
different types of mushrooms!
[01:08] Falfa
Forests are amazing!
[01:09] Rosalie
Here you go, Sister.
[01:12] Azusa
Man, nothing beats the combo of grilled
mushrooms and butter with soy sauce!
[01:17] Halkara
Soy sauce?
[01:18] SFX
Pop!
[01:19] Azusa
What's this mushroom called?
[01:22] Halkara
They're black dwarf mushrooms.
[01:24] Halkara
I only picked the ones that
hadn't grown too big yet.
[01:26] SFX
Pop!
[01:28] Azusa
And this one?
[01:29] Halkara
Gnome's hideaways.
[01:30] Halkara
They don't grow in this area,
so I grow them in my room.
[01:33] Halkara
At their full size, they're big
enough for a gnome to hide under.
[01:37] SFX
Pop!
[01:38] Azusa
Is this the same kind?
[01:39] Halkara
Yes!
[01:40] Halkara
That's also a gnome's hideaway...
[01:41] Halkara
or rather, it's a gnome-maker mushroom.
[01:44] Halkara
It's what they call a poison mushroom.
Eating it makes you shrink!
[01:47] ---
Gulp.
[01:51] Azusa
Did you just say "poison"?
Did you really just say "poison"?
[01:55] Halkara
Master, your smile looks scary!
[01:58] SFX
Boom!
[01:58] Azusa
You said they were all
definitely safe to eat!
[02:02] Halkara
The ones I picked are perfectly fine!
[02:04] Halkara
This is one I've been growing in my room!
[02:07] Azusa
You think I care?!
[02:11] Halkara
Master?
[02:13] Shalsha
Mother!
[02:13] Falfa
Mama!
[02:14] Laika
Lady Azusa!
[02:15] Flatorte
Mistress!
[02:16] Rosalie
Sister!
[02:23] Azusa
Wh-What? What just happened?
[02:26] Laika
Lady Azusa...
[02:28] Falfa
Mama, you're so cute!
[02:29] Azusa
Cute? What?
[02:31] Azusa
Wait, what is this?! Don't tell me I...
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN I Ate a Mushroom and
Turned Into a Child
SIGN I Ate a Mushroom and
Turned Into a Child
[04:09] Azusa
I'm totally a child.
[04:11] Laika
You certainly look young enough.
[04:13] Halkara
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[04:15] Halkara
But don't worry! It doesn't do any
harm, other than making you shrink!
[04:17] Halkara
I'll find out how to turn you
back to normal in no time!
[04:20] ---
Hmph.
[04:21] Azusa
Do that.
[04:24] Azusa
I hope I can change back to normal soon...
[04:29] Laika
Um, Lady Azusa...
[04:31] Laika
This is very difficult
for me to say, but...
[04:34] SFX
Sparkle, sparkle...
[04:34] Laika
You're so cute!
[04:36] Azusa
You're crying?!
[04:37] SFX
Scoot, scoot...
[04:38] Flatorte
Upsy-daisy!
[04:40] Azusa
That's not going to make me happy!
I'm not actually a child!
[04:43] Rosalie
Even though your body's smaller,
I guess your soul weighs the same.
[04:48] Azusa
What are you seeing, exactly?!
[04:52] Laika
I'm glad the village had clothes
like yours in children's sizes.
[04:56] Falfa
Here, Mama! Open wide!
[05:01] Azusa
Again, I'm not a child...
[05:02] Shalsha
Memoirs, Volume 1: The Intrinsic Differences
Between Knowledge and Experience.
[05:06] Azusa
What book is that?
[05:08] Shalsha
A literary masterpiece about
intuitive cognition.
[05:11] Azusa
That's not a book you'd read to
a child. Not that I'm a child.
[05:15] Shalsha
Listening to it will make you sleepy.
[05:17] Shalsha
It's great for getting babies to nap.
[05:24] Azusa
This is...
[05:25] Azusa
A kids' lunch...
[05:27] Laika
I tried making it fancy
to suit your appearance.
[05:31] Azusa
You're enjoying this...
[05:33] Azusa
Where's Halkara?
[05:34] Laika
She's secluded herself in her room to
search for a way to turn you back.
[05:37] Azusa
She'd better find it...
[05:39] Laika
Um, Lady Azusa... I have a favor to ask...
[05:43] Azusa
What is it?
[05:44] SFX
Floaty...
[05:45] Laika
Would you let me pet your head?
[05:50] Azusa
Okay, fine!
[05:52] Azusa
At this point, you might as
well coddle me all you want!
[05:54] Azusa
I've resigned myself!
[05:56] SFX
Pet, pet.
[05:58] Laika
Lady Azusa, you're so cute.
[06:00] Laika
Even your grumpy face is adorable.
[06:02] Flatorte
Hey! No fair getting her to yourself!
[06:04] SFX
Pet, pet, pet.
[06:06] Flatorte
I'm petting you more gently
than she did, aren't I?
[06:08] Flatorte
My petting is much softer
than hers, isn't it?
[06:11] Laika
That is not true!
[06:11] SFX
Pet, pet.
[06:12] Laika
I can pet her more gently!
[06:14] Flatorte
It's obvious that my way feels nicer!
[06:18] Azusa
Are you fighting or petting me?
Make up your minds.
[06:24] Azusa
Nope, I can't reach it.
[06:28] Rosalie
Here you go, Sister.
[06:29] Azusa
Thanks, Rosalie.
[06:31] Rosalie
Hey, Sister... if you want, um...
[06:34] Rosalie
I could comb your hair for you.
[06:36] Azusa
You, too?
[06:38] Azusa
Okay, go for it.
[06:41] Rosalie
Hmm... It's a very distant memory,
[06:44] Rosalie
but I think I played with dolls this way
[06:46] Rosalie
back when I lived in the mansion.
[06:49] Azusa
Dolls...
[06:52] Halkara
Sorry I took so long!
[06:54] Azusa
Oh, did you find a clue
to changing me back?
[06:56] Halkara
Yes!
[07:01] Halkara
I found nothing! I'm sorry!
[07:02] Azusa
Then why did you look
pleased with yourself?!
[07:04] Halkara
I decided to tell you the truth and
apologize, and this is what my face did!
[07:08] Halkara
All I can do is sincerely apologize!
[07:11] Azusa
This doesn't solve anything.
[07:13] Azusa
I have no choice but to ask the demons.
[07:17] Azusa
Vosanosanon ujishidau veyani enrila!
[07:22] Beelzebub
That was a nice bath.
[07:24] Azusa
You've gotten used to appearing
in the bathtub, huh?
[07:27] Beelzebub
Oh? Who is this?
[07:29] Beelzebub
You bear an uncanny resemblance to Azusa...
[07:31] SFX
Shoop.
[07:31] Beelzebub
Could you be her daughter?
[07:32] SFX
Shoop.
[07:33] Azusa
It's me. I'm Azusa.
[07:35] Azusa
I shrank because of a poison mushroom.
[07:38] Beelzebub
How cute! How adorable!
[07:40] Azusa
Hey! Don't treat me like a kid!
[07:42] Beelzebub
Resisting being treated like a
child makes you even cuter!
[07:47] Beelzebub
I see. So you decided to rely on
the knowledge of the demons.
[07:51] Azusa
Please do something!
I can't stay like this forever!
[07:55] Beelzebub
Can't you?
[07:57] Beelzebub
Would it not be nice to live as the
most adorable child there is?
[08:01] Azusa
Fine. I'll tell everyone the great
demon Beelzebub lost to a little kid.
[08:05] Beelzebub
That's not fair!
[08:07] Beelzebub
Very well. I'll search Vanzeld
Castle for a way to restore you.
[08:11] Beelzebub
You'll need to come with me.
[08:13] Azusa
All right.
[08:14] Beelzebub
We'll bring Shalsha and Falfa, as well.
[08:17] Azusa
Why?
[08:18] Beelzebub
It makes me happy.
[08:34] Beelzebub
Ah, that was just like being in Heaven!
[08:37] Beelzebub
What an explosion of cuteness!
[08:39] Azusa
Um, please don't tell
Pecora about this, okay?
[08:43] Azusa
If she finds out,
it'll complicate things for sure.
[08:46] Pecora
Greetings, Dear Sister.
[08:48] Pecora
I've been waiting for you.
[08:51] Pecora
I can't have you underestimating
the Demon King's power.
[08:56] SFX
Shine!
[08:57] Pecora
I never dreamed you could look
so adorable, Dear Sister!
[09:00] Azusa
I want to go back to normal, though.
[09:02] Pecora
Oh, what a waste!
[09:04] Pecora
You should, at least, stay like
this until I get tired of it!
[09:07] Azusa
Pecora!
[09:08] Pecora
Then let's ask the members of your family.
[09:11] SFX
Scoot, scoot...
[09:12] Pecora
Falfa and Shalsha, do you prefer
your mama as she is now,
[09:15] Pecora
or do you want her the way she was before?
[09:17] Pecora
If you choose "as she is now,"
I'll give you all the candy you want.
[09:21] Falfa
Um, what should we say?
[09:22] Shalsha
The ultimate decision...
[09:24] Azusa
Don't be bought off with candy!
Mama wants to go back to normal!
[09:28] Both
Um...
[09:29] Pecora
All right, enough with the jokes.
[09:31] Azusa
Jokes?
[09:32] SFX
Fwip!
[09:32] Pecora
Allow me to suggest a way you
can change back to normal.
[09:36] Pecora
Within the demon realm, in a forest
far, far away from the castle,
[09:41] Pecora
there is a massive tree
known as the World Tree.
[09:45] Pecora
At its very top is a pharmacist who
deals in every medicine ever known.
[09:50] Azusa
The World Tree?
[09:51] Azusa
We have to go that far to fix this?
[09:54] Pecora
Slow and steady wins the race.
[09:56] Pecora
It's better than trying some shady
treatment method, don't you think?
[09:59] Azusa
All right. I'll try climbing
up this World Tree, then.
[10:03] Azusa
What's the place like?
[10:05] Pecora
The inside of the World Tree is hollow,
[10:07] Pecora
and it's laid out like a complex maze.
[10:09] Pecora
The top is the 108th floor,
[10:10] Pecora
and on the way there are many areas
inhabited by ferocious wild animals.
[10:15] Azusa
A dungeon with 108 floors is pretty big.
[10:18] Azusa
But still, I have to go.
[10:21] Pecora
In that case, Vania, please take
Dear Sister to the World Tree.
[10:26] Vania
So I really have to go, then?
I suppose I do...
[10:29] Fatla
Sending my younger sister alone
worries me. I will go, as well.
[10:32] Pecora
By the way, Beelzebub, you have plenty of
work to catch up on while they're away.
[10:37] Beelzebub
Understood.
[10:38] SFX
Gloom...
[10:39] Azusa
Well, I'll be back soon.
[10:41] Falfa
I want to go with you!
[10:43] Azusa
It might be dangerous.
You two need to stay here.
[10:47] Falfa
Okay...
[10:49] Shalsha
I know Mother will be fine.
[10:51] Azusa
All right!
[10:52] Azusa
Let's get going, Fatla, Vania!
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
SIGN World Tree
[11:03] Azusa
Wow...
[11:04] Azusa
Its size is pretty shocking
when I see it in person.
[11:07] Fatla
I haven't seen the World Tree in some time.
[11:10] Fatla
Since that school field trip, was it?
[11:11] Vania
I came here for a field trip, too!
[11:14] Azusa
Wow, you've both been here before?
[11:18] Azusa
Okay, let's go.
[11:21] Azusa
Even if it's a complex, mysterious dungeon,
[11:24] Azusa
I'm doing this to go back to normal.
[11:25] Azusa
I'll get through it, no matter what!
SIGN Elevator to 10th floor just over there!
1300 Coyns
[11:35] Azusa
What does this mean?
[11:36] Fatla
Coyns are demon currency.
[11:38] Azusa
Not that. The elevator part.
[11:40] Fatla
Many people want to go higher
and higher up the World Tree,
[11:44] Fatla
which led to the sale of elevator usage.
[11:47] Fatla
The higher you want to
go, the more it costs.
[11:49] Azusa
I thought it'd be more like a dungeon...
[11:53] Fatla
It does have aspects of one, of course.
[11:55] Fatla
The 11th and 12th floors are home to
[11:58] Fatla
wild World Tree 11th Floor Wolves
and World Tree 12th Floor Wolves,
[12:02] Fatla
so we'll need to be careful.
[12:04] Azusa
What a dumb way to name animal species...
[12:06] Azusa
Wait, where's Vania?
[12:08] Vania
I'm sorry!
[12:09] Vania
I went to buy deep-fried
buns from that shop!
[12:12] Vania
The deep-fried buns here are so
exquisite, they've become famous!
[12:15] Azusa
This is just a tourist trap!
[12:17] Azusa
That smells good...
[12:19] Azusa
Let me try a bit!
[12:21] Vania
Good thing they gave you the
children's price, isn't it, Azusa?
SIGN Floor 1 → Floor 10
[12:24] SFX
Step, step, step, step...
[12:28] Azusa
There's a lot I'd like to say here,
but let's head to floor 11.
[12:31] Azusa
We've got a long way to go.
[12:33] Azusa
They want 500 coyns per person
for wild animal conservation?
[12:37] Fatla
Incidentally, the 13th floor also has
a gate where you'll need to pay.
[12:42] Azusa
This seems like such a shoddy business...
SIGN Floor 11: Jungle Area
[12:44] Azusa
This definitely looks like a place
where scary animals would live.
[13:03] Azusa
What the heck?!
[13:04] Azusa
They're totally tame!
Where are the wild animals?!
[13:08] Fatla
Many visitors here are powerful demons,
[13:11] Fatla
so the animals are no longer hostile.
[13:13] Fatla
In fact, they learned to bow
their heads to beg for food.
SIGN Elevator to the 17th floor this way
2200 coyns per adult
[13:17] Azusa
Suddenly it costs more
to make less progress.
[13:20] Fatla
On the 18th floor, we can see
World Tree 18th Floor Wildcats
[13:23] SFX
Meow!
[13:24] Fatla
and a rare plant called the
World Tree 18th Floor Rose.
[13:25] SFX
Rose, rose!
[13:27] Azusa
And I bet there's another elevator
on the 19th floor, right?
[13:30] Fatla
Yes. I believe the fare is 3,000 coyns.
SIGN ~ Floor 19
SIGN ~ Floor 17
SIGN Floors 1~10
[13:36] Azusa
That's demonic business!
They really are demons!
[13:39] Vania
This brings back memories.
[13:41] Vania
When I came here on my field trip,
[13:42] Vania
I tried to see how far I
could get without paying,
[13:45] Vania
but I got lost and ended up
late to our meet-up time.
[13:49] Fatla
Life in this area relies
on the tourist industry,
[13:52] Fatla
so the maze here is more difficult.
[13:54] Fatla
They dig holes, add poisonous
swamps, and other things
[13:57] Fatla
to make sure visitors
will use the elevators.
[14:00] Azusa
They're building a dungeon...
SIGN Floor 11 → Floor 18
[14:02] SFX
Step, step, step...
[14:05] Roses
Rose, rose...
SIGN Floor 19 → Floor 38
[14:08] SFX
Step, step, step...
[14:09] Fatla
It's getting late.
Let's stay here for the night.
[14:13] SFX
Ka-tunk!
[14:15] Vania
This feels so nice.
[14:17] Azusa
It's nothing like the
World Tree I had imagined...
[14:21] Fatla
Yes, there was no stopping its
transition to a tourist stop.
[14:24] Fatla
That said, there are no elevators
after the eighth station.
[14:28] Azusa
What is this, Mount Fuji?
[14:29] Fatla
Azusa, it might be a strange
way to bring this up, but...
[14:34] Fatla
Thank you for giving me this opportunity.
[14:37] Fatla
It had been a long time since my
sister and I took a trip together.
[14:41] Azusa
Yeah, I bet. You're both so busy with
work, I'm sure you never had time.
[14:46] Fatla
I must apologize. This is
part of our work, as well.
[14:49] Azusa
It's fine. Sorry for dragging you
both into such a weird task.
[14:53] Fatla
Well, the floors will be more
cramped from this point on,
[14:57] Fatla
so we'll be moving upward at a faster pace.
[14:59] Fatla
Tomorrow night, we'll
lodge on the 84th floor.
[15:02] Vania
After that, it's a real
dungeon, with no lodging.
[15:06] Azusa
Right! Let's do this thing!
SIGN Floor 38 → Floor 39
[15:08] SFX
Step, step, step...
SIGN Floor 39 → Floor 85
[15:24] Fatla
Please be careful.
[15:25] Fatla
This floor is home to drooling
sloths and snot-nosed sloths.
[15:30] Sloth
Durr!
[15:31] Sloth
Durr!
[15:33] Fatla
They are ferocious, so they will attack.
[15:36] Sloth
Durr!
[15:37] Azusa
Kiddie Punch!
[15:39] Sloth
Durr!
[15:40] Azusa
As far as my stats go, I still
seem to be doing pretty well.
[15:43] Vania
Wow! That was amazing!
[15:46] Sloths
Durr!
[15:47] Vania
You can leave these to me!
[15:52] Sloths
Durr!
[15:53] Azusa
You two are pretty strong, too!
[15:55] Azusa
I guess you are Leviathans, huh?
[15:57] Vania
Yes!
[15:57] Sloths
Durr!
[15:59] Fatla
Now, let us hurry.
SIGN Floor 89
SIGN Floor 96
SIGN Floor 102
SIGN Floor 87 → Floor 107
SIGN Floor 107
[16:10] Azusa
We made it...
[16:26] Azusa
I didn't say anything yet.
[16:29] Fatla
I knew what you were going to say.
[16:30] Fatla
We've come this far together, after all.
[16:33] Azusa
I guess so.
[16:35] Vania
What's this? I feel kind of strange.
[16:39] Vania
I'm not normally the type to cry...
[16:42] Fatla
You mustn't.
[16:43] Fatla
We're still on the job.
[16:48] Fatla
When we were still children,
[16:49] Fatla
you nearly jumped off and fell
from here, didn't you, Vania?
[16:52] Vania
I didn't do anything that clumsy.
[16:55] Vania
You were the one who just started
complaining more as we kept going.
[17:01] Vania
And then Father said we never
should have brought you along.
[17:06] Fatla
Well, climbing that volcano
really was exhausting.
[17:10] Fatla
And it took longer than we expected.
[17:12] Vania
As I always tell you, not everything
works out exactly as scheduled.
[17:17] Fatla
Or maybe you're just too lazy.
SIGN Floor 108
[17:33] Azusa
Excuse me.
[17:34] Azusa
I ate a gnome-maker mushroom
and became smaller.
[17:38] Azusa
Do you have any medicine that
can change me back to normal?
[17:41] Pharmacist
Ah, yes, yes.
[17:42] Pharmacist
Until recently, that mushroom's
effects were difficult to treat,
[17:46] Pharmacist
but I've since learned that a certain
medicine works well against it.
[17:49] Azusa
Really?
[17:50] Pharmacist
Yes, it's become a huge hit.
[17:54] Pharmacist
Here it is.
[17:55] Azusa
Isn't this...
[17:57] Pharmacist
It's made by a witch named Eno who's
well-known as the Witch of the Cave.
[18:00] Azusa
Ah, yeah. Right.
[18:02] Eno
Hello! It's the Witch of the Cave, Eno!
[18:06] Eno
I brought three more
cases of that medicine!
[18:09] Azusa
Eno!
[18:10] Azusa
What are you doing here?!
[18:12] Eno
Huh? Whose child are you?
[18:15] Eno
Wait, are you... the Witch
of the Highlands?!
[18:19] Eno
Wow! You actually walked
all the way up here?
[18:22] Azusa
Yeah...
[18:23] Eno
Dragons can't make it, but wyverns
can come straight to the top.
[18:27] Eno
They carry medicines and such.
[18:29] Eno
Also, it doesn't make sense.
[18:31] Eno
I deliver Mandragora Pills
to Vanzeld Castle, too.
[18:35] Eno
I'm certain the Demon King
knows I transport them there.
[18:38] Azusa
Wha—
[18:40] Pecora
I forgot that a wyvern could
fly straight to the top!
[18:43] Pecora
Oopsie!
[18:44] SFX
Tee-hee!
[18:45] Azusa
No, you totally knew. And you
knew about the medicine, too.
[18:49] Pecora
Whatever do you mean?
[18:51] Azusa
Never mind.
[18:53] Azusa
We were allowed to ride a wyvern
back to get here faster.
[18:56] Azusa
I just want to take that
medicine and have a bath.
[18:59] Azusa
I'm a mess after that crazy adventure.
[19:01] Pecora
Wait a moment!
[19:02] Pecora
You might as well return to
normal in front of everyone.
[19:06] Azusa
Well, we did work hard to get this.
[19:08] Azusa
Maybe that would be more moving.
[19:12] Beelzebub
Really? It was just Mandragora Pills?
[19:15] Beelzebub
You worked so hard for nothing.
[19:17] Azusa
All's well that ends well.
[19:19] Azusa
I'm going back to normal now.
[19:27] Azusa
Here it comes!
[19:29] Shalsha
I'm apprehensive about this.
[19:33] Shalsha
If she gets bigger,
[19:34] Shalsha
she won't fit in children's clothes.
[19:40] Pecora
Oh, Dear Sister! How scandalous!
[19:42] Pecora
As your little sister,
I can't bear to watch!
[19:44] Azusa
Pecora! You knew this would
happen and didn't tell me!
[19:48] Pecora
I don't know what you
mean. I haven't the foggiest!
[19:52] Azusa
At this point, we all might
as well take a bath!
[19:55] Azusa
We'll all be naked together,
including you! Got it?!
[19:58] Pecora
Huh?
[20:02] Azusa
There's nothing better than a big bath.
[20:05] Beelzebub
I hear you.
[20:07] Beelzebub
It hits even deeper when
you're exhausted from work.
[20:15] Azusa
Pecora.
[20:16] Pecora
D-Dear Sister!
[20:18] Azusa
Does being in the bath with
all of us embarrass you?
[20:21] Pecora
N-No, it's just... I-I'm not
used to this sort of thing...
[20:27] Azusa
Oh, yeah. Since you're the Demon King,
[20:30] Azusa
I guess you wouldn't take
baths with anyone.
[20:34] Azusa
But when you get me, I get you back.
[20:36] Azusa
I'm gonna get a good look at you naked!
[20:38] Pecora
Th-That's scandalous!
[20:42] Azusa
Being naked is the proper
attire for a bath.
[20:45] Azusa
Besides, it's not embarrassing when
everyone's in it together, right?
[20:49] Azusa
Still, you took your joke a
little too far this time.
[20:54] Azusa
Listen, Pecora.
[20:56] Azusa
No matter what your reason is,
I'm your older sister,
[21:00] Azusa
and if my little sister does
something bad, I'll scold her.
[21:06] Azusa
Understand?
[21:09] Pecora
I'm sorry.
[21:11] Azusa
Good girl.
[21:13] Azusa
No more hard feelings, right?
[21:15] Pecora
Um, Dear Sister...
[21:17] Azusa
What?
[21:19] Pecora
I always dreamed of getting a kiss
because of the books I read,
[21:25] Pecora
but nothing beyond that was
written in the books.
[21:28] Azusa
Ah. So that's the most
you could imagine, huh?
[21:32] Azusa
You're very pure.
[21:34] Pecora
So there's something I'd
like you to do for me.
[21:37] Azusa
Just name it.
[21:39] Pecora
May I... touch your breasts?
[21:43] Azusa
What?! What are you saying?!
[21:45] Pecora
I thought I should get used to it, too!
[21:48] Pecora
I hoped touching your chest
would get me more accustomed!
[21:51] Azusa
That is not allowed!
[21:54] Pecora
Why isn't it allowed, Dear Sister?!
[21:57] Azusa
If the Demon King had some weird awakening,
it'd cause irreversible damage!
[22:01] Azusa
I can't grant that favor!
[22:02] Pecora
Dear Sister!
[22:04] Azusa
For the sake of world peace,
you need to remain pure!
E12 - We Opened a Coffee Shop
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[00:18] Falfa
Wow, how pretty!
[00:19] Azusa
That's right. I guess it
is festival season now.
[00:23] Laika
What sort of festival is it?
[00:25] Shalsha
It's Flatta's dance festival.
[00:27] Shalsha
It started about 250 years ago,
[00:30] Shalsha
and everyone dances however they please
in the town square or the highlands.
[00:33] Shalsha
It's about offering the fruits
of the harvest to the earth god
[00:37] Shalsha
and praying for a bountiful
harvest next year.
[00:40] Shalsha
The celebration lasts two days,
both on the festival's eve and the day of the festival.
[00:44] Halkara
It's nice to be able to
dance however you please!
[00:49] Laika
Are you going to participate, Lady Azusa?
[00:51] Azusa
I distance myself from this one a bit.
[00:54] Azusa
I've been living around here since
before the festival started,
[00:57] Azusa
so if I'm not careful, I could end
up being given the starring role.
[01:02] Laika
I see...
[01:04] Falfa
Does this festival have stalls
that sell sweet candies?
[01:07] Shalsha
The study of festivals is
historically important.
[01:11] Halkara
You know, drinks can be
sold at festivals, too.
[01:14] Halkara
Even at higher prices,
they sell like hotcakes.
[01:16] Halkara
At times, I felt like they make
a little too much profit...
[01:17] Azusa
That's true... My family
did grow all of a sudden.
[01:24] Azusa
Since we're here, maybe I'll try to change
how I interact with these things.
[01:31] Azusa
What should I do, though?
[01:33] Halkara
More fruit wine, please!
[01:36] Azusa
Halkara, you can drink,
but don't go overboard, okay?
[01:39] Halkara
I make drinks out of plants myself,
[01:43] Halkara
so I can't help drinking them to compare...
[01:46] Azusa
She can make drinks...
[01:48] Laika
I see.
[01:50] Laika
They add pepper as a secret ingredient.
[01:52] Laika
I'm going to try making
this sauce sometime.
[01:56] Azusa
And she can cook...
[01:57] Falfa
Mama!
[01:59] Falfa
Have some water!
[02:00] Shalsha
I got some share plates.
[02:02] Azusa
Thanks, you two.
[02:08] Azusa
And we have two cute waitresses!
[02:10] Azusa
I have an idea!
[02:12] Azusa
We'll open a coffee shop called
The Witch's House on festival's eve!
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
SIGN We Opened a Coffee Shop
SIGN We Opened a Coffee Shop
[03:51] Rosalie
Sister, it's here!
[03:53] SFX
Ta-da!
[03:56] Halkara
What is this?
[03:58] Azusa
Waitress uniforms for The Witch's House.
[04:00] Azusa
Remember when we all got
measured the other day?
[04:13] Azusa
Let's all try them on right now!
[04:20] Azusa
Well, I guess it works.
[04:22] Falfa
Mama!
[04:25] SFX
Float, float...
[04:25] Falfa
How do we look?
[04:27] Shalsha
It doesn't feel that bad...
[04:29] SFX
Blush!
[04:30] SFX
Hug!
[04:31] Azusa
Yes! You're adorable!
[04:32] Halkara
Um...
[04:34] SFX
Boing, boing.
[04:35] Halkara
They took my measurements,
but the chest is still so tight...
[04:39] SFX
Plump.
[04:42] Azusa
What kind of shady shop are we running?!
[04:44] Azusa
Halkara, if you wear that,
you're banned from the shop.
[04:46] SFX
Shock!
[04:47] Halkara
We haven't even opened up yet!
[04:49] Falfa
Flatorte, you look so cute!
[04:51] Shalsha
It's very harmonious.
[04:53] Shalsha
It's almost as if they used
the golden ratio somehow.
[04:56] Flatorte
Y-You think so?
[04:57] Flatorte
Personally, I find it very restrictive.
[04:59] Flatorte
I feel more comfortable naked.
[05:01] Flatorte
The great Flatorte will
fight this battle naked!
[05:05] Azusa
There's no way that's better!
[05:06] Rosalie
Aw, you're all so lucky.
[05:09] Rosalie
I wish I could try something on, too.
[05:12] Azusa
You'll be changing your
outfit, too, of course.
[05:16] Azusa
Allow this outstretched
hand to reach the other side!
[05:22] Azusa
Work, magic!
[05:24] Azusa
Change, Rosalie!
[05:32] SFX
Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!
[05:35] Rosalie
Wow, this is great!
[05:37] Rosalie
Thank you, Sister!
[05:39] Azusa
Sure. You look great.
[05:43] Azusa
Now, that just leaves Laika...
[05:54] Azusa
A god... There's a god here...
[06:01] Laika
It, um...
[06:03] Laika
doesn't look too odd, does it?
[06:06] Both
Priceless...
[06:08] Laika
I wore something like this for
a school play long ago...
[06:12] Laika
I got the same reaction and
felt just as embarrassed.
[06:15] Azusa
Oh, that embarrassed face!
[06:18] Both
Priceless!
[06:19] SFX
Freeze...
[06:21] Laika
Please don't say the same
thing over and over!
[06:24] Azusa
All right! Now we come up with our menu!
[06:28] SFX
Hop!
[06:29] Halkara
Sounds like it's my turn!
[06:33] Halkara
I've already come up with this!
[06:36] Azusa
Hmm...
[06:37] Azusa
Okay, this "Fifteen-Flavor
Aphrodisiac Drink Blend" is out.
[06:41] Halkara
Why?! It was a huge hit
among the men of Flatta!
[06:45] Guy
I'm still in my prime!
[06:47] SFX
Pop!
[06:47] Azusa
That's not the image we want!
[06:48] Azusa
And this "Drink Daily to Grow Taller in a Month!
Bone-Lengthening Herbal Blend" is out, too.
[06:51] SFX
Shabam!
[06:53] Azusa
Come up with something more normal!
[06:56] Halkara
Well, if you want something else...
[06:59] Halkara
All I have is this "Wild Grape and Honey Juice
with a Light Flavor and Pleasant Aftertaste."
[07:04] Azusa
That's what you should've given me first!
[07:07] Laika
Honestly, you have no
sense for this at all.
[07:10] Flatorte
You're the one who lacks sense!
[07:13] Azusa
What's all the fuss over here?
[07:16] Laika
Lady Azusa!
[07:17] Laika
Please hear out my idea!
[07:19] Laika
Anyone who can eat this giant
omelet within 30 minutes
[07:22] Laika
gets their meal free! What do you think?
[07:24] Azusa
Uh, I'm not sure we want
competitive eating material...
[07:30] Flatorte
It's unthinkable!
[07:31] Flatorte
What is cooking without meat?
[07:33] Flatorte
So we serve endless delicious meat dishes!
[07:36] SFX
Om.
[07:36] Flatorte
This is all we need!
[07:43] Azusa
No, it's not!
[07:45] Azusa
Both of you are wrong!
[07:48] Laika
Then what about topping boiled pasta
with sweet cream for something unique?
[07:53] Azusa
I like that you're up for a challenge,
but that's not necessary!
[07:56] Halkara
Master!
[07:56] SFX
Shine!
[07:57] SFX
Slide, slide...
[07:58] Halkara
Then let's serve a full-course meal
using 36 types of mushrooms!
[08:03] Azusa
Some are gonna be poisonous, though.
[08:05] Falfa
Mama!
[08:07] Falfa
Look at the big grasshopper I caught!
[08:09] Falfa
What if we cook this grasshopper?
[08:11] Azusa
We can't serve that in the shop.
[08:13] Azusa
I'll come up with the menu!
[08:16] Rosalie
There we go.
[08:20] Rosalie
All right, that's done!
[08:41] Natalie
Great Witch!
[08:42] Natalie
I look forward to seeing your shop.
[08:46] Falfa
It's a coffee shop, The Witch's House!
[08:48] Shalsha
It's opening tomorrow.
[08:50] Laika
Please come and visit.
[08:52] Flatorte
Check out our coffee shop,
The Witch's House!
[08:54] Rosalie
We'll have tasty food!
[08:55] Laika
Please come and visit.
[08:56] Flatorte
You'd better come!
[08:58] Halkara
Here you go!
[09:03] Shalsha
Not bad.
[09:05] Azusa
Thanks, everyone.
[09:07] Azusa
So, tomorrow's the day we open.
[09:10] Azusa
Though I'm not sure if anyone will come...
[09:12] Azusa
No, the most important thing
is that we have fun.
[09:16] Azusa
Let's all have fun tomorrow!
[09:19] All
Yeah!
[09:36] Azusa
Well, gotta start getting
things ready early...
SIGN I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
[09:57] Laika
This is...
[09:58] Falfa
Wow...
[09:59] Shalsha
They're even coming from outside of Flatta.
[10:02] Halkara
Hmm, lining up overnight
is against the rules.
[10:05] SFX
Slither...
[10:05] Rosalie
Nope, I heard the first ones rushed
here first thing in the morning.
[10:08] Halkara
That's okay, then!
[10:11] Azusa
We'll have to open ahead of schedule!
[10:15] All
Yeah!
[10:20] Azusa
Our coffee shop, The Witch's House,
is opening one hour early!
[10:26] Azusa
Nobody cheers like that for
a coffee shop opening!
[10:36] Three
Welcome!
[10:38] Three
Welcome!
[10:40] All
Welcome to our coffee shop,
The Witch's House!
[10:49] Customer 1(F)
The Great Witch looks
beautiful as a waitress...
[10:51] SFX
Float...
[10:55] Customer 2(M)
And Halkara looks like the perfect
balance of wholesome and unwholesome.
[10:56] SFX
Float...
[11:00] Falfa
May we take your order?
[11:03] Shalsha
Here's some water.
[11:05] Customer 3(F)
Her twin daughters couldn't be cuter!
[11:07] Customer 1(F)
Yes, but above all...
[11:11] Laika
Thank you for waiting.
[11:13] Laika
Here is the omelet you ordered.
[11:17] Laika
Please take your time enjoying your meal.
[11:21] Customer 4(M)
She's a goddess.
[11:23] Customer 5(F)
If I had a little sister like that,
I'd be hugging her all the time.
[11:26] Customer 6(F)
No words are needed... Just...
[11:29] Customers 1-6
Priceless!
[11:30] Laika
P-Please don't stare at me so much...
[11:34] Laika
It's embarrassing...
[11:35] SFX
Pshoom!
[11:36] Customer 8(M)
Hey, hang in there!
[11:37] Customer 9(F)
It's a shallow wound!
[11:39] Azusa
What kind of shop is this?
[11:41] Flatorte
I hate that Laika is getting
all the attention!
[11:44] Flatorte
I won't lose to her!
[11:46] SFX
Bam! Bam! Bam!
[11:49] Flatorte
I can carry all these at once!
[11:51] Customers
Ooh!
[11:52] Male Customer
Amazing!
[11:53] Female Customer
How wonderful!
[11:53] Flatorte
It's a piece of cake!
[11:54] Azusa
Wait, if you try to do that...
[12:01] Rosalie
That was a close one.
[12:04] Rosalie
There!
[12:07] Customer 10(F)
The ghost lady is the best!
[12:09] Customer 11(F)
That's fantastic service!
[12:12] Rosalie
Thanks.
[12:13] Azusa
I guess people enjoy service with style.
[12:16] Halkara
Master!
[12:19] Customer 12(M)
This juice is really refreshing.
[12:21] Customer 13(F)
And the soup warms me right up.
[12:24] Customer 13(F)
It's so homely, but so elegant, too.
[12:27] Customer 14(F)
The wall decorations are adorable.
[12:29] Halkara
They all seem to enjoy both
the food and the atmosphere.
[12:35] Azusa
All right, everyone, keep up the good work!
[12:38] Falfa
Okay!
[12:42] Laika
Thank you very much.
[12:47] Shalsha
I'm sorry, Mother.
My feet can't take any more.
[12:51] Azusa
No, I'm sorry I didn't notice.
[12:54] Azusa
Just take it easy.
[12:57] Shalsha
No, I'll take over the register.
[13:00] Shalsha
This way, I can keep working.
[13:02] Azusa
Thank you. But don't overdo it, okay?
[13:05] SFX
Sputter, sputter...
[13:06] Halkara
Here's your milk tea!
[13:08] Halkara
Here's your salad with forest tree nuts!
[13:08] SFX
Sputter, sputter...
[13:11] Rosalie
So three coffees, a mini chiffon
cake, and two fruit cakes...
[13:15] Rosalie
And for you, a black tea, a milk,
a special omelet, and a sandwich?
[13:19] Azusa
It's a good kind of surprise, but I
never thought we'd be this successful.
[13:23] Beelzebub
What a fine shop.
[13:24] Azusa
Thank you for waiting!
How many in... your...
[13:27] Azusa
Don't you have anything to do at work?
[13:29] Beelzebub
You're being awfully rude to a customer.
[13:32] Azusa
Did I tell you we were doing this?
[13:34] Beelzebub
You did not!
[13:35] Beelzebub
I only came because I
happened to hear about it!
[13:38] Beelzebub
Don't I always tell you to invite me
along when you're doing something fun?
[13:40] SFX
Hmph!
[13:42] Azusa
Oh, she wanted to be invited.
[13:45] Azusa
Hey, Beelzebub, it's not too late to
help us serve customers if you want...
[13:50] Azusa
I mean... i-if you could, maybe?
[13:54] Azusa
I-If you can't, it's okay...
[13:58] Beelzebub
I am a demon, you know.
[14:00] Beelzebub
I'm not someone you can so
easily ask for a favor.
[14:03] Beelzebub
Don't let your head get so big.
[14:07] Azusa
Beelzebub, that's... the back door...
[14:17] Beelzebub
Well, I suppose I don't mind.
[14:19] Azusa
You're raring to go!
When did you change clothes?!
[14:22] Customer 15(F)
She's the head waitress, but she has
the intense aura of a queen...
[14:25] Customer 16(M)
No, she has both the dignity of a soldier
[14:27] Customer 16(M)
and the class of a proper lady.
[14:29] Customer 16(M)
She gives off the scent
of something forbidden!
[14:35] Beelzebub
Welcome to our coffee shop, The Witch's House!
[14:39] Beelzebub
When you've decided what you'd
like to order, just let me know.
[14:44] Azusa
She's perfect!
[14:55] Beelzebub
Hey, cooks!
[14:57] Beelzebub
An herb tea, carrot chiffon cake set,
[14:59] Beelzebub
and two mixed juices, please!
[15:03] Laika
She's turned out to be quite the helper.
[15:05] Azusa
I can't believe she's even
changed her tone of voice.
[15:08] Azusa
With Beelzebub helping us now,
maybe we can breathe a little easier.
[15:13] Azusa
There's no sign of the crowd
starting to thin, though...
[15:16] Pecora
Okay, here we go!
[15:19] SFX
Flick!
[15:20] Pecora
Now do it with me, okay?
[15:23] Pecora
Be delicious!
[15:25] SFX
Float...
[15:29] Pecora
I added a bit of little devil spice, too!
[15:32] Customers 17-19(F;M;M)
Squee!
[15:34] Azusa
You're way past "little devil"!
What are you doing?!
[15:37] SFX
Turn!
[15:37] Pecora
Dear Sister!
[15:39] SFX
Sparkle!
[15:39] Pecora
What do you think?
Does my outfit look cute?
[15:44] Azusa
Should a Demon King who terrifies crying
babies into silences be serving customers?
[15:47] Pecora
Of course!
[15:48] Pecora
I always wanted to be a part of
a shop like this just once!
[15:52] Azusa
Wait, if you're here, does that mean...
[16:03] Vania
And here's your fosca sheep
sauté with truffles!
[16:07] Azusa
I thought so.
[16:09] Fatla
It's the chef's special platter.
[16:11] Fatla
My sister came up with an improved
version for human palates.
[16:14] Azusa
She just made herself the chef!
[16:16] Halkara
Chef, one more of the special!
[16:18] Vania
Got it!
[16:19] Azusa
And it's already on the menu...
[16:21] Fatla
Halkara, please take this
dessert menu to table three.
[16:25] Halkara
Yes, Manager!
[16:27] Azusa
And Fatla's the floor manager now!
[16:29] Laika
A group just came in!
[16:31] Azusa
Huh?
[16:32] Rosalie
I have an addition to an order!
[16:33] Azusa
Huh?
[16:34] Falfa
There are so many customers!
[16:35] Azusa
Huh?!
[16:36] Fightie
Master! Is that outfit some
new kind of training?
[16:39] Fightie
I'll help, too!
[16:42] Beelzebub
What are you doing here?
[16:44] Eno
I have some samples of the Eno
brand's latest supplement!
[16:48] Eno
Feel free to take one! Here you go!
[16:51] Halkara
Hey! Did anyone say you could do that?
[16:56] Kuku
Here's a free song for all
the folks waiting in line!
[17:00] Flatorte
Listen to the cries of
Kuku and Flatorte's souls!
[17:06] Azusa
This is turning into something
kind of crazy...
[17:10] Azusa
Nothing to do but continue doing my job!
[17:42] Natalie
Great Witch, thank you for the lovely meal.
[17:45] Azusa/Laika
Thank you for coming.
[17:49] Azusa
Well, I guess we can close up now.
[17:52] Eno
This new product uses fruit juice
to counter the bitterness.
[17:55] Halkara
Let's talk business sometime.
[17:58] Kuku
Let's perform together again!
[17:59] Flatorte
I'll write a song that'll
make your heart tremble!
[18:02] Fightie
Master, please spar with me!
[18:04] Beelzebub
Just go home already.
[18:07] Pecora
Dear Sister!
[18:09] SFX
Flash!
[18:10] SFX
Zoom!
[18:10] Pecora
I had so much fun today!
[18:12] SFX
Stretch!
[18:13] Pecora
I'll come help again!
[18:13] SFX
Hug!
[18:15] Vania
See you next time.
[18:17] Fatla
Goodbye.
[18:18] Azusa
Thanks for your help, everyone.
[18:25] Azusa
All right.
[18:26] Azusa
Good work, everyone!
[18:28] Laika
Same to you, Lady Azusa.
[18:36] Azusa
We still need to clean up,
but I guess we can take our time.
[18:56] Azusa
It's been 300 years since
I reincarnated here.
[18:58] Azusa
After finding out I had maxed out my level,
[19:01] Azusa
my life turned around completely.
[19:05] Azusa
If this keeps up,
[19:06] Azusa
I bet lots more fun and
hectic things will happen.
[19:10] Azusa
Although if I'm comparing my recent life
to the 300 years before that,
[19:14] Azusa
my recent life is still new, but I can
confidently say it's had lots more fun times.
[19:20] Halkara
The cost, list price, and profit...
[19:22] Rosalie
Coffee and chocolate cake....
[19:23] Flatorte
A biba non non!
[19:26] Azusa
Living a slow life alone was nice,
[19:28] Azusa
but living a slow life with others
is special in its own way.
[19:32] Azusa
And this is still the result of all
those years defeating slimes,
[19:36] Azusa
so I can't forget the debt
I owe to the slimes.
[19:39] Azusa
That said, there are slimes everywhere,
[19:42] Azusa
so I'm sure I'll have to
face one eventually.
[19:44] Azusa
But for now, our coffee shop is done.
[19:52] Azusa
I think I'd like to live a nice
peaceful life for a while.
[20:31] Halkara
Master.
[20:33] Halkara
Tonight is the main event of
Flatta's dance festival.
[20:36] Rosalie
I wonder what it's like!
[20:38] Falfa
I want to go!
[20:40] Shalsha
I'm interested.
[20:41] Laika
Lady Azusa, I'd like to go, as well.
[20:44] Azusa
Then I guess we'll all go
check it out tonight.
[20:46] Falfa
Yay!
[20:48] Beelzebub
I will show you my demon dance!
[20:52] Azusa
Do you have nothing better to do?
[20:54] Beelzebub
Wha—
[20:54] Beelzebub
Have you no gratitude after all
the work I did yesterday?
[20:57] SFX
Slide!
[20:59] Falfa
Thanks for helping yesterday, Beelzebub!
[21:01] Shalsha
You were a big help.
[21:03] Beelzebub
Oh, it was nothing.
[21:05] Beelzebub
You can ask for my help again anytime.
[21:08] Rosalie
You really can't resist those two, can you?
[21:08] Beelzebub
There, there. You're so cute.
[21:12] Flatorte
I'm gonna dance, too!
I'll let it all hang out!
[21:15] Laika
Don't you dare! You'll bring
shame to all Dragons!
[21:19] SFX
Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing...
[21:19] Halkara
I'm quite confident in
my dancing skills, too!
[21:23] Azusa
I'd rather you didn't dance, either.
[21:26] Halkara
Why not, Master?
[21:28] Laika
At any rate, if you get out of hand
at the festival, they'll ban you.
[21:32] Flatorte
How rude!
[21:32] Halkara
Come on, Master!
What's wrong with my dancing?
[21:36] Azusa
Look, just...
[21:37] Falfa
Hey, Beelzebub!
[21:39] Shalsha
What's your dance like?
[21:40] Beelzebub
It's a mysterious dance handed down
among demons that sucks out mana.
[21:44] Rosalie
Another peaceful day...
[21:51] Azusa
Yes, I'm coming.
[21:56] Azusa
How can I help you?
[22:01] Azusa
After 300 years of killing slimes,
[22:04] Azusa
another fun day is about to begin.