Season 1 E1 - I Maxed Out My Level Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Aizawa Azusa     Age Twenty-Seven [00:03] Azusa     Aizawa Azusa, age 27. [00:05] Azusa     Female. Single. Corporate slave. [00:08] Azusa     All my life, I've lived only for my career. [00:10] Azusa     I set aside love, fun, and everything else [00:14] Azusa     to do nothing but work. [00:15] Azusa     I've worked as long as 50 days in a row. [00:17] Azusa     Whatever happened to the     Labor Standards Act? [00:20] Azusa     Then, one day... [00:23] Azusa     I passed out in the middle of work. [00:25] Voices     Aizawa-san! Aizawa-san! [00:29] Azusa     Oh, jeez. I just died, didn't I? [00:32] Mega-mega     Correct. [00:34] Mega-mega     You worked yourself to death     while still in your twenties. [00:38] Mega-mega     How very heartbreaking. [00:40] Azusa     I see. So I literally lived     and died for my career... [00:45] Mega-mega     It might not make up for it, [00:47] Mega-mega     but I will give you a new life where you      can live in happiness from beginning to end. [00:51] Mega-mega     You will be free to do nearly     anything however you please! [00:54] SFX     Sparkle! [00:54] Azusa     Really? Whatever I want? [00:57] Mega-mega     Yes! I have a soft spot for women, you see. [01:00] Azusa     So... it's okay for a god to be biased? [01:02] Mega-mega     Yes, it is! [01:03] Azusa     Okay, then, make me immortal and ageless! [01:05] Mega-mega     Sure! [01:07] Azusa     Wait, it's really just that easy? [01:09] Azusa     That's awesome. [01:10] Mega-mega     Mana is now going to     circulate throughout you, [01:13] Mega-mega     reincarnating you into a     body that will never age. [01:17] Mega-mega     Anything else? [01:18] Azusa     No, that's enough. [01:20] Azusa     My only goal is to live a slow, lazy life. [01:24] Mega-mega     Very well! [01:25] Mega-mega     I will reincarnate you as an immortal     in some nice, relaxing highlands. [01:29] Mega-mega     And I might as well give     you a youthful appearance! [01:31] Mega-mega     Around age 17, just the way I like it! [01:34] Mega-mega     There! [01:35] Mega-mega     Puririn harurun powapowarin! [01:50] Azusa     Definitely highlands... SIGN    I Maxed Out My Level SIGN    I Maxed Out My Level [02:03] Azusa     It's not Japanese, but I can read it. [02:05] Azusa     Let's see... "Free to anyone who wants it"? [02:08] Azusa     How generous. [02:10] Azusa     Did that goddess put this here for me? [02:16] Azusa     This is me? [02:18] Azusa     Wow, I really do look 17. [02:21] Azusa     I'm pretty cute. [02:22] Azusa     And what's this outfit?     I kinda look like a witch. [02:27] Azusa     I truly have been reborn. [02:31] Azusa     That corporate slave is gone! [02:33] Azusa     From now on, I am no longer     Aizawa Azusa, but Azusa Aizawa! [02:37] Azusa     And starting today, this is my house! [02:42] Azusa     With that field, I can be self-sufficient. [02:46] Azusa     Hey, there's a village! [02:49] Azusa     I have a weapon, too... [02:52] Azusa     And money! [02:53] Azusa     Maybe I'll go out for a bit... [03:04] Azusa     A slime? [03:05] Azusa     So I really am in an another world, then? [03:08] Azusa     I can beat it, right? [03:15] Azusa     I guess it didn't hurt that much. [03:18] Azusa     Then... [03:19] Azusa     Take that! And that! And that! [03:28] Azusa     Is this... some kind of money? [03:30] Azusa     I said I'd be self-sufficient, but I'll     need money for day-to-day necessities. [03:35] Azusa     I'll just help myself to this. [03:39] Azusa     I guess slimes are pretty common... [03:46] Azusa     Wow... [03:47] Old     Haven't seen you around here before. [03:49] Azusa     I just moved into a house in the highlands. [03:52] Azusa     Would you tell me about this village? [03:54] Old     This is the village of Flatta. [03:56] Old     We have an adventurers' guild.     You should talk to them. [04:00] Azusa     Thank you! [04:03] Azusa     It's not a very big village, but it's pretty. [04:07] Natalie     Welcome to the adventurers' guild! [04:09] Natalie     What sets this village apart     is how peaceful it is. [04:12] Natalie     The only monsters in the area     are things like slimes. [04:15] Azusa     I got these from some slimes     I defeated on my way here. [04:18] Natalie     Those are magic stones. [04:19] Natalie     You need to register with the guild if     you want to exchange them for money. [04:23] Natalie     Is that all right? [04:24] Azusa     Sure. [04:25] Natalie     Please place your hand on this. [04:33] Natalie     Your job is "witch." [04:34] Natalie     You're level 1. [04:35] Azusa     I really am a witch... SIGN    Azusa Aizawa SIGN    Job Witch SIGN    Stamina Magic SIGN    Attack Speed SIGN    Defense Intelligence SIGN    Magic      None SIGN    Special abilities, etc. SIGN    Medicinal Plant Knowledge Immortality due to witch powers SIGN    Experience earned [04:37] Natalie     Special abilities... Immortality?! [04:40] Natalie     That's incredible! [04:41] Natalie     There are some witches who     live very long lives, [04:44] Natalie     but immortality at level 1 is remarkable! [04:46] Azusa     Yeah, I guess I'm just lucky... [04:48] Azusa     I won't tell her it was a bonus     that came with being reincarnated. [04:52] Natalie     All set. We're happy to     have you in our guild! [04:56] Azusa     And now I've got a source of income. [05:00] Azusa     That was the day my new, slow life began. [05:05] Azusa     I just take it easy every day, [05:07] Azusa     sleep as much as I want, [05:09] Azusa     tend to my field... [05:11] Azusa     and when I feel like getting some     exercise, I beat up slimes! [05:16] Azusa     They're valuable as my income source, [05:17] Azusa     so I try to defeat at least 25 slimes a day. [05:21] Azusa     I've visited the nearby forest, too. [05:23] Azusa     As a witch, I know right away     which plants have medicinal uses. [05:26] Azusa     I make some medicines occasionally [05:28] Azusa     and sell them in the village. [05:31] Azusa     With just minimal labor [05:33] Azusa     and a nice, easy day-to-day life... [05:35] Azusa     I truly live a life of leisure. [05:37] Azusa     My second life is treating     me fantastically well! [05:45] Azusa     And then, 300 years passed. [05:52] Azusa     And that's 26. [05:54] Azusa     I guess after doing this for 300 years, [05:57] Azusa     I must have leveled up a little... [06:00] Lady     Oh, the Witch of the Highlands! [06:02] Azusa     Hello. [06:03] Guy     The medicine you brought     last time worked great. [06:05] Azusa     Glad to hear it! [06:07] Azusa     It has been 300 years. [06:09] Azusa     I know more about this village's     history than anyone else now. [06:14] Azusa     We've been through a lot. [06:16] Azusa     I examined emergency patients and     treated them with my medicines... [06:19] Azusa     I even stopped the spread of a plague. [06:23] Azusa     And now they all treat me     like a guardian deity. [06:26] Azusa     Not that it bothers me at all. [06:28] Azusa     Hello! [06:31] Natalie     That's 5,200 gold for you. [06:33] Azusa     Thanks. [06:34] Azusa     See you tomorrow, then. [06:35] Natalie     Say, Witch of the Highlands... [06:37] Azusa     What is it? [06:38] Natalie     There's something I've been     wondering for a while. [06:42] Natalie     Just how strong are you now? [06:45] Azusa     How strong? Like in battle? [06:48] Azusa     Likely not all that strong... [06:50] Azusa     I've registered as an adventurer, [06:52] Azusa     but I've never been on an adventure. [06:55] Natalie     Would you mind letting me     take a look at your stats? [06:57] Azusa     Now that you mention it, they haven't     been checked in 300 years... [07:01] Natalie     But you've been protecting     Flatta all this time, [07:05] Natalie     so I bet your stats are through the roof! [07:08] Azusa     Fine with me, but I'm really just a witch     with knowledge of medicinal plants. [07:12] Azusa     Don't get your hopes up. SIGN    Azusa Aizawa SIGN    Job Witch SIGN    Stamina Magic SIGN    Attack Speed SIGN    Defense Intelligence SIGN    Magic SIGN    Special abilities, etc. SIGN    Medicinal Plant Knowledge Immortality due to witch powers SIGN    Experience Boost SIGN    Experience earned SIGN    Teleportation ■Float■ Blaze Tornado Item Appraisal SIGN    Earthquake Freeze Lightning Mind Control Remove Curse Remove Poison SIGN    Reflect Magic Mana Absorption Language Comprehension Transform Create Magic [07:20] Natalie     Level 99?! [07:22] Natalie     You're seriously way too strong! [07:23] Azusa     Nah, this thing's just broken. [07:26] Azusa     I mean, I've never beaten     anything but slimes. SIGN    Experience earned [07:29] Azusa     There's no way I can have     10,840,086 experience points. [07:32] Natalie     No, hang on! [07:33] Natalie     You've been defeating slimes every single day,     365 days a year, for 300 years, right? [07:39] Azusa     Well, yeah. I average about 25 per day. [07:42] Natalie     And then there's this! [07:44] Natalie     You have a special ability that boosts     the experience points you earn! [07:48] Natalie     That means you get two additional experience     points for every monster you defeat. [07:52] Azusa     Just two? [07:53] Natalie     Slimes are worth two experience points, [07:55] Natalie     but with this ability, that becomes four. [07:57] Natalie     Which means... [07:58] Natalie     Four times 25 times 365 times     300 equals 10,950,000! [08:04] Azusa     I know they say slow and     steady wins the race, but... [08:06] Azusa     A large dragon is said to be     worth 2,500 experience points, [08:10] Azusa     so that's 4,380 dragons     worth of experience points! [08:13] Azusa     I'm a super dragon killer, then! [08:15] Natalie     It's insane! [08:16] Natalie     This has to make you the strongest     adventurer in the world! [08:19] Azusa     What? The whole world? [08:21] Natalie     I always knew the Witch of the     Highlands was truly a great witch! [08:24] SFX     D'oh! [08:25] Azusa     You're kidding... [08:26] Azusa     If people find out about this and     I get more and more famous... [08:31] Azusa     My slow life is over! [08:33] Azusa     Natalie, you can't tell a     single soul about this! [08:37] Natalie     Why not? I want to glorify     you as much as you deserve! [08:40] Azusa     My stats are personal information. [08:43] Azusa     You wouldn't want the size of your     breasts getting out, would you? [08:46] Natalie     I'm quite confident in their size, though. [08:48] SFX     Boing! [08:50] SFX     Flat... [08:51] Azusa     Anyway... [08:52] Azusa     Please don't tell anyone about my stats. [08:55] Azusa     I just want to live a quiet, secretive life. [08:58] Natalie     You got it! [08:59] Natalie     I swear I'll never tell anyone that     you're the strongest there is! [09:04] Natalie     I would never do anything     to betray your trust! [09:10] Azusa     Level 99? I just can't believe it. [09:14] Azusa     How can numbers like that be possible     just from beating slimes daily? [09:21] Azusa     Freeze everything solid! [09:29] Azusa     It's true... [09:33] Azusa     There. [09:34] Azusa     Freeze solid! [09:37] Azusa     I didn't even realize I'd learned     this magic, but it's super handy. [09:41] Azusa     And I can just use fire magic to thaw it. [09:47] Azusa     Can I help you? [09:48] Swordsman     You are Azusa, the Witch     of the Highlands, yes? [09:51] Azusa     Yes, that's right. [09:53] Azusa     What would adventurers     like you want with me? [09:56] Swordsman     I would like to test my skills against you. [09:58] Azusa     Huh? [09:59] Azusa     I'm just a witch who ekes out a     living gathering medicinal plants. [10:03] Azusa     What point is there in fighting me? [10:06] Swordsman     I was told that a level 99 witch lived here. [10:09] Azusa     Gulp! [10:11] Azusa     You're mistaken! [10:12] Azusa     The panel just brought up some weird     numbers because it was broken. [10:15] Azusa     My actual strength is around     level 10 at best... [10:18] Azusa     No, more like level 3... [10:20] Mage     It's no use trying to lie. [10:22] Mage     The mana is practically gushing     forth from your body! [10:25] Mage     There's no doubt that     you're incredibly strong! [10:30] Azusa     All right. I'll spar with you. [10:33] Azusa     But on one condition! [10:35] Azusa     If I win, you have to tell everyone that the     Witch of the Highlands was no big deal. [10:39] Azusa     I'd really rather not     fight if I can avoid it. [10:42] Azusa     If you leave this circle, you lose. [10:44] Azusa     Anyone who steps outside     it is out of the fight. [10:46] Azusa     If everyone in your party     leaves it, you lose. [10:49] Azusa     Now, begin! [10:52] Mage     Wind, be my servant and     blow with all your might! [10:57] Azusa     Oh, so that's how you use tornado magic. [11:01] Azusa     Keep it weak... as weak as possible... [11:03] Mage     Wind, be my servant and     blow with all your might. [11:09] Mage     No way! [11:10] Sword     Run! [11:10] Warrior     She's a monster! [11:23] Azusa     Natalie! [11:24] Natalie     Oh, Witch of the Highlands. [11:26] Azusa     Didn't you promise me you     wouldn't tell anyone?! [11:29] Natalie     I swear I told no one! [11:31] Azusa     Then how... [11:33] Elunsto     It was me! [11:35] Azusa     Who's that?! [11:36] Natalie     You're Ernst, the adventurer who's     notorious for being loose-lipped! [11:40] Natalie     Were you sitting at that     table back then, too? [11:43] Elunsto     I couldn't believe the witch was level 99. [11:48] Guy     So the rumor was true?! [11:50] Guy     I saw her incredible magic with my own eyes! [11:53] Lady     She's definitely level 99! [11:56] Azusa     That's how the Witch of the     Highlands maxed out her level. [11:59] Azusa     And when that got around... [12:08] Azusa     Um... What can I do for you? [12:11] Laika     You are the strongest of witches? [12:14] Azusa     ...a dragon came to see me. SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes     for 300 Years and     Maxed Out My Level [12:23] Laika     I am the most powerful dragon     in the province of Nanterre. [12:26] Laika     My name is Laika. [12:28] Laika     I have heard rumors that the     strongest of witches resided here. [12:33] Azusa     You're not gonna tell me you want to     test your strength against me, are you? [12:36] Laika     You've saved me the trouble of asking. [12:38] SFX     Gloom... [12:39] Azusa     How far has that stupid rumor spread?! [12:41] Azusa     At least limit it to humans! [12:44] Azusa     I have no desire to be     known as the strongest. [12:47] Azusa     I just want to live here quietly. [12:49] Azusa     You can have the title of the strongest. [12:52] Laika     I cannot accept that! Fight me! [12:55] Laika     We must settle this matter     beyond a shadow of a doubt! [12:58] Azusa     This is a royal pain in the ass. [13:01] Azusa     And if I refuse? [13:03] Laika     I will rampage. [13:06] Azusa     Okay, fine. I don't want     my house to get wrecked. [13:09] Azusa     Let's do this. [13:11] Azusa     Remember, I never claimed to     be the strongest anything, [13:13] Azusa     so if I turn out to be a     lot weaker, go easy on me. [13:16] Laika     Very well. [13:17] Laika     I am only concerned with proving     that I am the strongest. [13:24] Azusa     I now bid a brief farewell to the earth. [13:31] Laika     Ah, truly the skills of a witch. [13:33] Laika     But do not assume you are my equal     simply because you can fly. [13:40] Azusa     Freeze everything solid! [13:46] Laika     It appears that you truly are     a witch of high caliber. [13:49] Laika     But it matters not how     advanced your magic is! [13:52] Laika     Take this! [13:56] Laika     You will not escape! [14:00] Azusa     Freeze everything solid! [14:11] Azusa     How was that? Feeling a little brain freeze? [14:19] Azusa     W-Wait! [14:21] Azusa     Don't tear up my house! [14:23] Azusa     Don't you dare tear it up! [14:34] Laika     It's so cold... [14:37] Azusa     I told you... [14:39] Azusa     not to wreck my house! [14:47] Laika     Wh-What power... [14:50] Laika     How could I suffer such a humiliating loss? [14:53] Azusa     So, Laika the dragon, [14:55] Azusa     make sure you fix my house, okay? [14:58] Azusa     Because if you don't... [15:00] Azusa     I'll make you regret it. [15:03] Laika     V-Very well... I will take care of it. [15:07] Laika     Um... I have a fair amount of money     stored in the mountain where I live. [15:12] Laika     May I go and retrieve it? [15:14] Azusa     Fine, but if you run away on me... [15:21] Laika     Rest assured, I will keep my promise! [15:28] Azusa     Guess I'll stay in the     village for a while... [15:32] Guy     Oh, it's the witch! [15:33] Guy     I heard you defeated a dragon! [15:35] Lady     We saw it fleeing! [15:37] Azusa     Sorry... I did defeat the dragon, [15:40] Azusa     but my house was destroyed. [15:42] Azusa     Is it all right if I stay here for a while? SIGN    Flatta Village Office [15:47] Azusa     Wow, nice... [15:49] Azusa     But isn't this a guest room? [15:52] Azusa     I'd be fine with a room at the inn. [15:54] Girl     Oh, my, no! [15:55] Girl     You're the great witch who protected     our village from a terrible dragon. [15:59] Girl     Please use this room as you'd like. [16:02] Girl     Um, Great Witch... [16:05] Girl     When I was a child,     your medicine saved my life. [16:10] Girl     There are many people in this village     who've been saved thanks to you. [16:18] Azusa     Well, I guess it can't hurt to take advantage     of people's kindness now and then. [16:23] Azusa     Okay! [16:25] Azusa     Good evening! SIGN    Restaurant: The Keen Eagle [16:26] Proprietress     Welcome. [16:27] Guy     The Witch of the Highlands! [16:29] Guy     A toast to the witch! [16:31] All     Cheers! [16:34] Azusa     I'll take my usual omelette, [16:36] Azusa     and a beef stew. [16:42] Azusa     The omelettes here are just the best! [16:46] Keen Eagle Owner     And we feel "the best"     with you protecting us. [16:50] Crowd     The great witch rules! [16:52] Azusa     Aw... [16:54] Azusa     Oh, well. [16:56] Azusa     Cheers to Flatta Village! [16:59] All     Cheers! [17:07] Azusa     Last night was awesome. [17:09] Azusa     It actually made me glad I'm a witch. [17:12] Girl     I'm sorry to interrupt your rest. [17:14] Girl     There's someone here who     says they wish to see you. [17:17] Azusa     Huh? [17:23] Laika     I'm very sorry for the     trouble I caused yesterday! [17:25] Azusa     Yesterday? Um, have we met somewhere? [17:30] Laika     Oh, right. This is the first time     you've seen me in this form. [17:33] Laika     I am Laika, the Red Dragon     you met yesterday. [17:38] Azusa     What?! [17:39] Laika     We members of the dragon     race can change our forms. [17:44] Laika     I've brought the money     that I had been saving. [17:47] Azusa     Thanks! [17:49] Azusa     This should be more than     enough to repair my house. [17:52] Laika     A-Also, um... [17:55] Laika     The truth is, I would like to ask a favor... [17:57] Azusa     What is it? [17:58] Laika     M-May I... [18:02] Laika     May I be your pupil?! [18:05] Azusa     Huh? Pupil? [18:06] Laika     Yes! Fighting you made me realize     that I still have much to learn! [18:12] Laika     I'd like to cast away the vain notion     that I am the strongest in Nanterre [18:15] Laika     and start studying from square one! [18:18] Azusa     Your gung-ho attitude is fantastic, [18:20] Azusa     but I didn't get strong by     doing any special training! [18:23] Azusa     I just made a habit of beating up the     local slimes, and this is what happened! [18:27] Laika     I overestimated my powers as a dragon, [18:31] Laika     growing too proud and neglecting     the need to polish my skills. [18:35] Laika     And that resulted in my humiliating defeat! [18:38] Laika     So it is your diligent day-to-day     efforts that I wish to learn from! [18:42] Azusa     Industrious much?! [18:43] Laika     Please allow me to live     with you as a worker! [18:45] Azusa     I want to learn your way of life! [18:50] Azusa     A live-in worker? [18:52] Azusa     Does that mean you'd cook     and clean for me, too? [18:56] Laika     Yes, of course! With pleasure! [18:58] Azusa     This might just add another     layer of ease to my slow life! [19:04] Azusa     Very well. I will accept you as my pupil. [19:09] Laika     Thank you! [19:11] Azusa     By the way, how old are you? [19:14] Laika     I was born about 300 years ago. [19:16] Azusa     Same as me, then... [19:23] Laika     Is something wrong? [19:25] Azusa     I was just thinking, even after it's fixed up,     it might be too small for two people. [19:29] Azusa     Maybe we should expand it a bit. [19:31] Laika     In that case, since I'm here,     why don't I build it? [19:34] Azusa     Build it? You're not an architect, are you? [19:37] Laika     As long as I have wood and stones, [19:39] Laika     all that remains is to put them     together. Please, allow me! SIGN    How to Build a Log House, Laika's Way [19:43] Laika     Now, then... SIGN    Bring lots of wood     from the forest [19:46] Laika     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! SIGN    Skillfully strip the bark     from the wood [19:48] Laika     Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup... SIGN    Carry the building materials efficiently [19:52] Laika     Hi-yah! SIGN    Finally, put it all together SIGN    Et cetera [20:00] Azusa     Hey! [20:01] Azusa     Why don't we wrap up for the day? [20:04] Azusa     Let's head back to the village. [20:05] Laika     Actually, Lady Azusa, I'm not tired. [20:09] Laika     I can keep going. [20:10] Laika     Dragons can see in the dark, so if I work     all night, I can finish by morning. [20:16] Azusa     Laika... [20:19] Azusa     That kind of thing is a hard no! [20:22] Laika     Um... Did I say something wrong? [20:26] Azusa     Laika, you just said you'd     work all night, didn't you? [20:30] Azusa     You can't do that. Absolutely not! [20:33] Laika     I just... wanted to show     you how hard I can work... [20:36] Azusa     It's not good to overuse the phrase     "work hard" in a positive light! [20:42] Azusa     Look. See how it's getting dark? [20:46] Azusa     That's the world telling you that     you've done enough for today. [20:50] Azusa     If nothing else, I didn't get strong     by pushing myself too hard. [20:54] Azusa     I just put in a moderate     amount of effort every day. [20:57] Azusa     Now that you're my pupil, I want     you to uphold that lifestyle. [21:02] Laika     I understand. [21:04] Laika     I will do as you say, Lady Azusa. [21:06] Azusa     Good. [21:08] Azusa     From now on, if you're tired     or just can't keep going, [21:11] Azusa     don't hesitate to say so. [21:14] Laika     Your consideration toward     your pupil touches my heart. [21:21] Azusa     Aren't you being a bit dramatic? [21:29] Laika     Um, it's finished now. [21:32] Laika     Does it please you? [21:46] Azusa     Yeah! It's amazing! [21:47] Azusa     You did it, Laika! [21:51] Laika     I-If it pleases you, Lady Azusa,     I could not be happier. [21:56] Azusa     Okay! [21:58] Azusa     Let's go, Laika! Today we     celebrate in the village! [22:02] Azusa     Thus, 300 years after I reincarnated     and became a witch, [22:06] Azusa     my life with my very first pupil began. SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years     and Maxed Out My Level E2 - Along Came the Daughters Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:11] Laika     Amazing! It happened so quickly,     my eyes couldn't keep up! [00:14] Azusa     Well, I have been beating up     slimes for 300 years now. [00:18] Laika     And how many slimes did you defeat     each day to get so strong? [00:23] Azusa     Like... 25? [00:27] Azusa     Oh, but I have an ability that     increases the experience I earn, [00:30] Azusa     so it actually comes out to about 50 a day. [00:33] Laika     It sounds like you had it easier I expected. [00:35] Laika     I thought you would say you worked     hard enough to sweat blood. [00:38] Azusa     Laika, you need to throw away     those kinds of thoughts. [00:41] Laika     What? Why? [00:43] Azusa     Because if you're working     hard enough to sweat blood, [00:46] Azusa     it means you know people are watching you. [00:49] Azusa     So you've probably been using that     expression with the intention of boasting. [00:55] Laika     Wh-When you put it that way... [00:58] Azusa     Anyway, you just keep steadily     plugging along every day. [01:01] Azusa     Looking at any activity that way     makes it easier to keep it up, [01:04] Azusa     and you'll level up naturally along the way. [01:07] Laika     Such meaningful, priceless words... [01:09] Laika     I will fully dedicate myself to     reaching your level one day! [01:14] Azusa     It's not like the slimes are     ever gonna try to get revenge. [01:17] Azusa     Let's just keep mowing them down! [01:22] Shalsha     Witch of the Highlands... [01:24] Shalsha     You shall pay dearly. SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years     and Maxed Out My Level SIGN    Along Came the Daughters SIGN    Along Came the Daughters [03:02] Laika     Lady Azusa, I shall prepare     our meal for today! [03:07] Azusa     Okay, I guess I'll leave you to it. [03:09] Azusa     I didn't know dragons could cook, though. [03:12] Laika     Of course. Dragons are     one of the noble races. [03:15] Laika     Cooking is but a simple task! [03:17] SFX     Dun! [03:18] SFX     Dun! [03:19] SFX     Dun! [03:20] SFX     Da-dun! [03:20] Laika     This is my finest creation. [03:23] Laika     Please, help yourself! [03:25] SFX     Shine! [03:27] Azusa     I do enjoy omelettes... [03:29] Azusa     But I think you might've     used a few too many eggs. [03:32] Azusa     This is way too much for two people. [03:35] Laika     I'm so sorry! [03:36] Laika     I just can't cast aside     my values as a dragon! [03:39] Azusa     I see. Well, let's eat     it before it gets cold. [03:43] Laika     Right... [03:45] Both     Let's eat. [03:51] Azusa     This is great! [03:53] Azusa     I gotta be honest! You're fantastic, Laika! [03:56] Raika     Thank you! [03:58] Laika     In that case, I'll make it every day! [04:01] Azusa     Nah, we'll rotate. I'll do     my share of cooking, too. [04:04] Azusa     You can show off your skills     when it's your day. [04:07] Laika     Okay! I'll give it my all, then, too! [04:12] Azusa     Laika, if there's anything you want to     know about the life we live, just ask. [04:18] Laika     Well... there is one thing,     about that village. [04:21] Azusa     About Flatta? [04:22] Laika     Yes. Its magic defense is extremely weak. [04:26] Laika     Just one evil mage could reduce     it to a sea of flames in moments. [04:31] Azusa     Yeah, but wouldn't that be     true pretty much anywhere? [04:35] Laika     It's not only that. [04:36] Laika     It has no measures in place to     deal with land-based attacks. [04:39] Laika     If large monsters attacked en masse,     it wouldn't stand a chance. [04:43] Azusa     I think you might be overthinking this... [04:45] Laika     But the news of your strength just     recently became widely known, yes? [04:50] Laika     Some vile fiend could take the whole     village hostage just to get rid of you! [04:56] Azusa     I get it... But it's not like I     can guard them around the clock. [05:04] Laika     But there is something we can do. [05:07] Azusa     A DIY barrier? [05:10] Laika     One of your many skills     is Create Magic, right? [05:14] Laika     You can use it to make a     barrier around the village. [05:18] Laika     If you want it to have a long-term effect, [05:20] Laika     the best way is to draw a magic circle. [05:23] Azusa     Wow, you dragons know a     lot about magic, huh? [05:26] Laika     I learned about it when I went     to an all-girls school... [05:29] Azusa     All-girls school?! [05:31] Laika     All right, it's done. [05:33] Azusa     I'll give it a shot, then. [05:35] Azusa     You who have wicked hearts, [05:38] Azusa     be caught in this net and     become incapacitated! [05:49] Azusa     Did it work? [05:51] Laika     Yes, they should be fine now. [05:55] Laika     What is it? [05:56] Azusa     I don't know... I just have     this foreboding feeling... [06:03] Old     This thief who entered the     village suddenly can't move. [06:07] Laika     Lady Azusa, it's already working! [06:10] Old     What could have happened? [06:12] Laika     Lady Azusa put a barrier over     the village just moments ago! [06:16] Old     Oh! At last, the debate over     village safety measures [06:19] Old     that has plagued us for     many long years is over! [06:23] Old     Everyone, listen! [06:25] Old     Thanks to the great witch,     this village will be even more peaceful! [06:30] Azusa     Please, Headman, that's not necessary. [06:32] Azusa     If you're going to praise someone... [06:35] Azusa     You should praise Laika. [06:36] Laika     Huh? [06:37] Azusa     It was my pupil, Laika the Dragon,     who suggested putting up the barrier. [06:42] Laika     N-No, it was none other than Lady     Azusa who erected the barrier! [06:46] Laika     I did nothing! [06:48] Guy     A dragon? [06:49] Guy     The dragon you defeated before, Great Witch? [06:51] Azusa     Yeah. Laika became my pupil a few days ago. [06:55] Azusa     She's a very nice, thoughtful girl,     so treat her well, okay? [07:00] Laika     My name is Laika.     It's a pleasure to meet you. [07:03] Guy     No wonder! The Great Witch's     pupil is bound to be special! [07:04] Guy     This village is gonna be     even nicer to live in now! [07:06] Lady     Having a good-hearted dragon on our     side gives us the strength of an army! [07:11] Azusa     I'm so glad you're here now, Laika. [07:14] Azusa     You do such a good job with the chores, [07:16] Azusa     and you make such tasty meals for us. [07:18] Laika     I have also learned a great     deal from you, Lady Azusa. [07:29] Azusa     I hope we can keep living     this easy life forever. [07:46] Azusa     A little girl? [07:49] Azusa     Hi there. Can I help you? [07:53] Falfa     I've been dying to see you, Mama! [07:58] Laika     Lady Azusa? [07:59] Falfa     Mama, are you okay? [08:01] Laika     Do we have a visitor? [08:04] Falfa     I'm Falfa! I came to see my mama! [08:07] Laika     Lady Azusa has a child? [08:09] Azusa     No, I don't! This kid's mistaken! [08:12] Falfa     I'm not mistaken! [08:14] Azusa     So your name's Falfa? [08:16] Azusa     "Mama" is what you'd call the woman     who gave birth to you and raised you. [08:21] Falfa     You gave birth to me, Mama! [08:24] Falfa     They call you the     Witch of the Highlands, right? [08:28] Falfa     I know 'cause my little     sister looked into it! [08:30] Azusa     You have a little sister, too?! [08:31] Laika     W-Well, it does make sense that you'd have     a love child or two after living 300 years. [08:36] Laika     I have learned so much from you, Lady Azusa! [08:39] Azusa     You don't need to learn that! [08:41] Falfa     Anyway, Mama, there's trouble! [08:44] Falfa     My little sister's trying to kill you! [08:47] Azusa     Someone wants to kill me?! [08:50] Laika     This just turned into a suspense story. [08:52] Falfa     I don't want you to die, Mama. [08:55] Falfa     That's why I'm here. [08:57] Laika     Lady Azusa, we should let her in     and hear what she has to say. [09:01] Azusa     I guess so. [09:03] Azusa     Want to come in and have     some cookies, Falfa? [09:06] Falfa     Yeah! I'd love some! [09:11] Azusa     Now that I look closer, [09:13] Azusa     she does kinda look like     me when I was little... [09:17] Azusa     Actually, no, she doesn't. [09:19] Falfa     Yay! [09:20] Falfa     Time to eat! [09:22] Azusa     So... can you tell me your     little sister's name? [09:26] Falfa     It's Shalsha. [09:27] Azusa     Then is this Shalsha... my child, too? [09:31] Falfa     That's right. [09:32] Laika     But why would she want to kill Lady Azusa? [09:36] Falfa     I think she's holding a grudge against Mama, [09:38] Falfa     since Mama killed her and all. [09:41] Azusa     My slow life just took an occultish turn... [09:45] Laika     I still don't understand all the details, [09:47] Laika     but in any case, I believe we need     to protect you from this Shalsha. [09:51] Azusa     You're right. [09:53] Azusa     Falfa, do you know how she     might try to attack me? [09:56] Falfa     Hmm... [09:58] Falfa     Shalsha was always studying     Smite Evil magic. [10:02] Laika     Smite Evil? [10:03] Azusa     Isn't that a really powerful type of     magic that only works on certain races? [10:08] Laika     Yes, including... [10:10] Laika     humans, [10:11] Laika     orcs, [10:12] Laike     and elves. [10:13] Laika     The more specific its target is,     the stronger its effects are. [10:18] Azusa     So if you said, "Smite Evil: Living Thing,"     it wouldn't do much at all? [10:23] Laika     Yes, but it's said that it takes     several decades to learn the spell. [10:31] Azusa     How long have you two been alive? [10:34] Falfa     Hmm... About 50 years? [10:37] Azusa     Which means they're not just normal humans. [10:41] Laika     In that case, there's a chance she     could be a powerful magic user. [10:45] Azusa     But what Smite Evil spell     would specifically target me? [10:52] Falfa     Shalsha! [10:59] Shalsha     I've finally found you. [11:02] Azusa     That's Shalsha? [11:04] Laika     What an ominous aura... [11:06] Falfa     Shalsha! [11:07] Falfa     Don't be mean to Mama! [11:09] Shalsha     I will avenge my death. [11:12] Azusa     Shalsha, there's no way     I could have killed you! [11:16] Azusa     You're— [11:16] Shalsha     You have killed countless slimes. [11:24] Azusa     Huh? Slimes? What do you mean? [11:27] Falfa     The two of us are made up of the     souls of the slimes that you killed. [11:33] Falfa     We're basically slime spirits. [11:35] Both     Slime spirits?! [11:37] Shalsha     I will kill you so that     all slimes can rest in peace. [11:40] Azusa     But there's no way I can fight a child... [11:44] Laika     Lady Azusa, why don't you use your     tornado magic and see what happens? [11:49] Laika     If she's a spirit, there's no risk of     killing her with a little tornado. [11:53] Azusa     Well, I guess we're not     getting anywhere now. [11:56] Azusa     Might as well try it. [11:57] Azusa     Wind, be my servant and     blow with all your might! [12:03] Shalsha     Tornado... [12:05] Shalsha     Disappear. [12:09] Laika     That's the Smite Evil spell? [12:11] Laika     But how can it be powerful enough     to erase Lady Azusa's power? [12:14] Shalsha     Many years of training to defeat you [12:17] Shalsha     allowed me to perfect this spell. [12:20] Shalsha     Smite Evil: Witch of the Highlands! [12:22] Azusa     "Smite Evil: Witch of the Highlands"?! [12:26] Laika     O-Of course. [12:27] Laika     The more specific Smite Evil's target     is, the stronger its effects are. [12:31] Laika     If it's specific enough to     target Lady Azusa alone... [12:34] Shalsha     It will negate any magic you try to use. [12:37] Azusa     Seriously? [12:39] Shalsha     Go ahead. Use any magic spell you'd like. [12:48] Azusa     Red flame... [12:49] Azusa     Blue flame... [12:51] Azusa     Black flame! Become my power! [12:59] Azusa     Y-You're kidding! [13:01] Falfa     Shalsha's been [13:02] Falfa     saving up her strength for this day     ever since she was born 50 years ago. [13:07] Falfa     Even though a spell that consumes     as much mana as Smite Evil [13:10] Falfa     only lasts an hour... [13:12] Azusa     That's so ineffective! [13:14] Azusa     This isn't good. [13:16] Azusa     She's only after me, [13:18] Azusa     so Laika and Falfa won't be harmed. [13:22] Azusa     In my past life, [13:24] Azusa     I died of exhaustion when I couldn't     escape the corporate slave lifestyle. [13:27] Azusa     So I know this feeling firsthand. [13:29] Azusa     When times are tough... [13:31] Azusa     You run! [13:32] Shalsha     Magic, disappear. [13:35] Azusa     Huh?! [13:36] Azusa     Whoa, wait! [13:42] Azusa     Ow... [13:43] Azusa     Hey! That's dangerous! [13:45] Azusa     If I wasn't a level 99 witch,     I might've broken some bones! [13:49] Shalsha     You will not escape. [13:51] Shalsha     I will kill you, just like     you killed all those slimes. [13:56] Laika     Lady Azusa! [13:57] Falfa     Mama! [14:00] Azusa     Then again... [14:02] Azusa     Maybe it's high time I paid the piper. [14:05] Azusa     I've lived for 300 years already. [14:08] Azusa     I'm glad I met you two. [14:11] Falfa     Don't talk like that! [14:13] Shalsha     Prepare to die. [14:15] Falfa     Mama! [14:18] Azusa     Laika?! [14:19] Laika     I will not allow you to     come one step closer! SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes     for 300 Years and     Maxed Out My Level [14:29] Shalsha     Step aside, Dragon. [14:32] Laika     I will not! I have a duty     to protect my master! [14:35] Shalsha     Then I will not hold back. [14:40] Azusa     Stop, Laika! [14:42] Laika     Dragon Punch! [14:48] Shalsha     Ouch. [14:52] SFX     Poke, poke. [14:54] Laika     Lady Azusa, she has lost consciousness. [14:57] Laika     I... have won. [14:59] Azusa     What?! [15:00] Echo     What?! [15:01] Echo     What?! [15:03] Echo     What?! [15:04] Falfa     My little sister, Shalsha, [15:05] Falfa     focused too specifically     on magic targeting you, [15:08] Falfa     so I guess she's really     weak against anyone else. [15:10] Azusa     What a little klutz! [15:13] Falfa     Oh, Shalsha! [15:15] Shalsha     Where am I? [15:17] Azusa     You're in my house. [15:20] Shalsha     Witch of the Highlands! [15:21] Azusa     You were unconscious after losing to Laika, [15:24] Azusa     so we brought you here. [15:26] Shalsha     I asked for no such pity! [15:28] Shalsha     Smite Evil: Witch of the Highlands! [15:37] Azusa     I think you already used up all your magic. [15:40] Azusa     You won't be able to use Smite     Evil again for decades. [15:44] SFX     Shock! [15:45] Shalsha     But... I have lived solely to get revenge     on the Witch of the Highlands... [15:51] Shalsha     What has my entire life been for? [15:54] Azusa     Actually, isn't it a good     thing that I'm still alive? [15:57] Azusa     If I was dead, you'd have     no reason to live anymore, [16:01] Azusa     but as long as I don't die, [16:04] Azusa     you can still have your goal     to get revenge on me, right? [16:08] Shalsha     One could put it that way... [16:13] Falfa     Mama took care of you. [16:15] Shalsha     Why would you do that for me? [16:17] Azusa     Well, I'm the mother who gave     birth to you, aren't I? [16:21] Azusa     So I can't just leave you injured. [16:24] Shalsha     You could indeed be called my mother, [16:26] Shalsha     but you are still the one     who killed the slimes... [16:31] Falfa     Shalsha, stop being so stubborn. [16:34] Shalsha     Big Sister... [16:35] Falfa     It's nature's way for slimes     and humans to fight. [16:38] Falfa     No matter how much you hate Mama, [16:41] Falfa     all kinds of people around the     world are killing slimes. [16:44] Falfa     Just listen closely, and you'll     hear their screams, even now. [16:49] Azusa     Wow, that's scary. [16:51] Falfa     Anyway, you can't hold a grudge against     everyone who's ever killed a slime. [16:57] Falfa     More importantly... [16:59] Falfa     Since we were lucky enough to be born, [17:01] Falfa     we should think about how     we can live happily. [17:05] Falfa     That'll be more fun, don't you think? [17:09] Shalsha     All right. [17:11] Laika     It appears this issue has been resolved. [17:14] Azusa     Yeah. I wasn't sure what was     gonna happen for a while there. [17:18] Azusa     By the way, where do you two live? [17:21] Falfa     In a shack in the forest that     no one ever comes near. [17:25] Azusa     Anyone else live there? [17:26] Shalsha     No. [17:27] Azusa     I see. [17:29] Azusa     Then you should both live here. [17:33] Both     Huh? [17:34] Azusa     There are lots of rooms here. [17:36] Azusa     Besides, it makes sense for a mother     and her kids to live together, right? [17:40] Falfa     Yeah! I wanna live with you, Mama! [17:44] Falfa     Okay, Shalsha? [17:46] Shalsha     Witch of the Highlands... [17:47] Azusa     Don't call me that. Make it     sound like we're family. [17:53] Shalsha     M-Mother... [17:55] Shalsha     I will live with you, as well. [17:58] Azusa     Okay, then, it's settled! [18:00] Laika     Lady Azusa, why don't we have     a welcome party tonight? [18:04] Azusa     Good idea! [18:05] Azusa     Okay, let's all go buy stuff for dinner! [18:09] Laika     Yes! [18:09] Falfa     Yeah! [18:10] Shalsha     Yeah... [18:16] Azusa     By the way, what did you two     do before you came here? [18:20] Falfa     We got rid of evil slimes. [18:22] Azusa     Evil slimes? [18:24] Shalsha     There are both good slimes and evil slimes. [18:31] Azusa     Um, I just want to make sure... [18:34] Azusa     It's okay to kill slimes, right? [18:36] Falfa     Sure, it's fine! [18:38] Falfa     It never bothered me, [18:40] Falfa     and Shalsha seems to be okay with it now. [18:43] Shalsha     The slimes of Nanterre are     typically dark-colored... [18:47] Shalsha     But the ones here are quite pale. [18:50] Shalsha     Light-colored slimes are evil slimes. [18:52] Shalsha     They should be eliminated. [18:54] Azusa     R-Really? How informative. [18:57] Falfa     Also, slimes have a hole     that's their weak spot! [19:00] Falfa     You are already dead! [19:02] Falfa     Jab! [19:05] Falfa     See? [19:07] Laika     They truly are slime spirits! [19:21] Azusa     That's the baker,     and next door is the tailor. [19:25] Azusa     Remember all this so you won't get     lost when you run errands here. [19:29] Falfa     Okay, Mama! I've got it all down pat! [19:33] Azusa     Really? [19:34] Azusa     Okay, how many of the shops on     the main street can you name? [19:37] Falfa     The sixth building from the village's     south entrance is Noelis Shoes, [19:40] Falfa     and the next one is Meitz Dairy. [19:42] Falfa     The fifth building was a general store     until a year ago, but now it's vacant. [19:45] Falfa     The next one, Kant's Store,     sells seeds and farm equipment. [19:48] Falfa     Oh, and the owner threw out     their back the other day. [19:50] Azusa     That's too much detail! [19:52] Laika     What about you, Shalsha? You seemed     quite curious about lots of things. [19:57] Shalsha     That slightly wider street     is the old highway. [20:01] Shalsha     If you look closely, you can see     remnants of when it was a shrine road. [20:04] Shalsha     The area around it used to be a     checkpoint in the old kingdom. [20:08] Laika     They are definitely your     daughters, Lady Azusa! [20:11] Laika     They're so intelligent! [20:12] Azusa     I think this goes far beyond that. [20:16] All     Let's eat! [20:19] Falfa     Big Sis Laika, this omelette is really good! [20:23] Shalsha     Delicious. [20:24] Laika     I'm so glad to hear that. [20:26] Laika     It means my extra effort was worth it. [20:28] Laika     But... [20:29] Laika     I'm so sorry! I've made too much again! [20:33] Azusa     Nah, our family has two more members now. [20:36] Azusa     This is perfect! [20:41] Azusa     What's wrong, you two? [20:42] Azusa     You don't like it? [20:45] Falfa     Mama, do we have to eat the celery, too? [20:48] Shalsha     I don't like celery, either. [20:53] Azusa     Okay, if you eat it, [20:55] Azusa     you can have some chiffon cake later. [21:02] Azusa     Very good! You shouldn't     be picky with your food. [21:08] Azusa     What? Did you leave your celery, too, Laika? [21:11] Laika     A-A-Actually, there's a rule within my     clan that we must never eat celery! [21:16] Azusa     Laika, it's not good to lie to your master. [21:19] Laika     I-I'm so sorry! I'll eat it! [21:24] Laika     Why must celery taste like this? [21:27] Falfa     Good job! [21:34] Azusa     Living my slow life alone was nice, [21:37] Azusa     but I think I prefer having a more     lively place to come home to. [21:41] Azusa     After killing slimes for 300 years, [21:44] Azusa     I gained one pupil [21:45] Azusa     and two daughters. [21:49] Falfa     Mama! [21:50] Falfa     The two of us can share a room! [21:53] Shalsha     Not a problem. [21:54] Laika     Then we can take in more family members. [21:56] Laika     We have a dragon and spirits,     so should an elf be next? [21:59] Laika     Or perhaps a demon? [22:03] Azusa     Well... [22:04] Azusa     I guess a slow life with a big     family is nice in its own way. E3 - Along Came an Elf Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Azusa     My life has suddenly become     a lot more lively. [00:12] Azusa     The reason couldn't be clearer: [00:14] Azusa     because we're a family of four now. [00:16] Shalsha     Shall we read a book, Big Sister? [00:18] Falfa     Sure! [00:19] Falfa     I love the books you read     to me! They're so fun! [00:22] Shalsha     Then let's read Lauretta's History of     the Rise and Fall of the Elvish People: Vol. 3, [00:27] Shalsha     chapter 5, passage 2, [00:29] Shalsha     the commercial policy failures of the      Clar Dynasty of the province of Hrant. [00:33] Azusa     That's way too specialized! [00:34] Shalsha     The private army of Kranke, the first ruler     of the Clar Dynasty, grew so mighty [00:39] Shalsha     that it attained the status of a military     clique among the elves of Hrant. [00:43] Shalsha     Eventually, in the year 405,     he declared himself king. [00:44] Azusa     Elves, huh? I've never met an elf. [00:51] SFX     Boing! [00:52] SFX     Tight! [00:52] SFX     Boing! [00:56] Halkara     Um... [00:57] Shalsha     It's an elf. [00:59] Azusa     And what can I do for you? [01:01] Halkara     Um, someone is after me... [01:04] Halkara     and I was hoping the Witch of     the Highlands could help me. [01:08] Azusa     I bet I can guess who     would go after an elf... [01:11] Azusa     Are there any orcs around here? [01:13] Halkara     It's not orcs! [01:15] Halkara     I want you to save me from     the high demon Beelzebub! [01:19] Azusa     I'm not home right now. [01:21] Halkara     Wait! I'm begging you! [01:23] Halkara     I don't know of anyone who could help     me but the Witch of the Highlands! [01:28] Azusa     I don't want to fight a monster that scary! [01:31] Halkara     Please don't say that! I heard     you're incredibly strong! [01:34] Azusa     I refuse! [01:36] Halkara     I'm begging you, Most Powerful,     Berserk, Wonderful, Strong Witch! [01:40] Azusa     Don't give me weird names that     make me sound like a wrestler! [01:43] SFX     Bzzz... SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years     and Maxed Out My Level SIGN    Along Came an Elf SIGN    Along Came an Elf [03:20] Halkara     I came here from a small nation of     elves in the province of Hrant. [03:25] Halkara     I'm Halkara the apothecary. [03:28] Falfa     Apothecary? [03:30] Shalsha     It's someone who makes medicines. [03:32] Azusa     That's similar to my line of work. [03:34] Laika     Yes, witches make medicines, as well. [03:37] Halkara     I specialize in plants, though. [03:40] Azusa     Well, now we know what you do for a living, [03:43] Azusa     but why would Beelzebub want     to go after an apothecary? [03:46] Halkara     The truth is, I'm one of the     highest-paid apothecaries. [03:51] Halkara     I collected components of mushrooms and     plants with exceptional nutritional value [03:54] Halkara     to make an alcoholic drink     called Nutri-Spirit. [03:57] Azusa     Nutri-Spirit? [03:59] Halkara     When you're tired,     just one bottle of this... [04:01] Halkara     ...clears your mind! [04:02] Halkara     ...strengthens your body! [04:03] Halkara     Halkara's Nutri-Spirit! [04:05] Halkara     It'll get you through your tough job! [04:10] Halkara     Hustle charge! [04:11] Azusa     It's just an energy drink. [04:13] Azusa     Sure, I had a lot of them when     I pulled all-nighters, but... [04:16] Halkara     Nutri-Spirit became popular everywhere, [04:19] Halkara     making it an explosive hit. [04:21] Halkara     I even started a factory in town,     but production still couldn't keep up. [04:25] Halkara     It's just that successful and profitable! [04:28] Azusa     Yeah, I got that. [04:30] Laika     And why is Beelzebub after you? [04:33] Halkara     Apparently, she acquired some and drank it, [04:36] Halkara     but it seems to be poisonous to demons. [04:39] Halkara     After drinking it, she passed     out with a high fever [04:42] Halkara     and nearly ended up going straight to Hell. [04:44] Azusa     A demon... going to Hell? [04:47] Azusa     So you're saying Beelzebub is     holding a grudge over that. [04:51] Halkara     That's right. [04:52] Halkara     She's been fuming that she'll kill     "whoever made this vile poison." [04:58] Halkara     It got me chased out of my own town! [05:01] Halkara     I have nowhere to go anymore! [05:04] Halkara     Please! You have to help me! [05:07] Falfa     Mama, I feel so bad for the elf lady. [05:10] Shalsha     I can't bear to see someone     with no home to go back to. [05:16] Azusa     All right. I'll help y— [05:18] Halkara     Thank you so much! [05:19] Azusa     You changed your tune quick! [05:21] Azusa     But I have no intention     of fighting Beelzebub! [05:24] Azusa     I'll only shelter you! [05:27] Azusa     When you go out, wear this robe. [05:30] Azusa     The story is that you're the second     pupil of Azusa, Witch of the Highlands. [05:35] Halkara     Thank you, Master! [05:38] SFX     Boom! [05:39] SFX     Boing! [05:42] Halkara     I'm sorry... It's just a bit tight on me... [05:46] Azusa     This might not work. [05:48] Azusa     Halkara, has anyone ever told     you that you're very well-developed? [05:51] Halkara     About 750 times a year or so... [05:54] Azusa     That's about twice a day! [05:56] SFX     Bzzz... [05:58] Azusa     You who have wicked hearts, [06:00] Azusa     be caught in this net and     become incapacitated. [06:04] Azusa     This net will fall upon you as     if it has a will of its own. [06:13] Azusa     There. That doesn't look too bad. [06:16] Azusa     Now Beelzebub won't be able to get in. [06:19] Halkara     Thank you so much! [06:23] All     Let's eat! [06:30] Laika     Um, is something wrong? [06:33] Halkara     When I was busy with work,     I ate out all the time, [06:36] Halkara     and when I was being chased, I survived     on tree nuts I found in the forest. [06:41] Halkara     It's been so long since I had a warm     meal like this with anyone else... [06:46] Falfa     Cheer up, Halkara! [06:48] Shalsha     Halkara, have some of this     raspberry jam. It's my favorite. [06:53] Halkara     Thank you so much! [07:00] Azusa     Sorry to have you gather     medicinal herbs with me. [07:03] Azusa     I bet the ones around here are     different from yours, huh? [07:06] Halkara     Yes, they are. [07:08] Halkara     Ah! Here we go! [07:10] Halkara     A dawn king mushroom! [07:12] Halkara     This one's a greater round mushroom. [07:13] Halkara     And these are rolling rat mushrooms! [07:16] Azusa     You're only picking mushrooms... [07:17] Halkara     Well, mushrooms are my specialty! [07:20] Halkara     Please be very careful. [07:22] Halkara     Some of these are poison mushrooms     that are dangerous to eat raw. [07:26] Halkara     But take this one, for example... [07:28] Halkara     If you boil it for about ten minutes,     the poisons break down and disappear! [07:33] Halkara     Then you can use them for cooking! [07:35] Azusa     Wow... [07:36] Halkara     By the way, the poison gives     you a warm, fuzzy feeling, [07:39] Halkara     so connoisseurs leave a bit     in them when cooking them. [07:42] Azusa     That mushroom's borderline insane! [07:47] Azusa     This herb-gathering was way more     productive than I expected! [07:51] Azusa     Thanks! [07:52] Halkara     Not at all. I'm glad you     had such a good time. [07:56] Halkara     Oh, looks like the small ones are ready. [08:01] Halkara     This called elvin sauce. [08:04] Halkara     It's made by fermenting     several types of beans. [08:07] Azusa     It smells like soy sauce. [08:13] Azusa     This is good! [08:15] Azusa     It is soy sauce! [08:16] Halkara     Please eat all you'd like. [08:19] Azusa     I had no idea there were     so many edible mushrooms! [08:23] Halkara     We elves don't live in     the forest for nothing. [08:28] Azusa     I'd love to teach the villagers how to make     optimal use of the forest's bounties, too. [08:35] Halkara     That's a nice idea! [08:38] Azusa     I need to get my daughters     and Laika to try it, too! [08:41] Halkara     I'll be glad to provide all     the guidance you need! [08:45] Azusa     Come on, you're laughing a little too much. [08:48] Halkara     You're right... But I just can't stop! [08:53] Azusa     Wait... [08:55] Azusa     Halkara, are those poison     mushrooms you're eating? [08:59] Halkara     What are you talking about?     I'm a mushroom expert! [09:03] Halkara     Striped wave mushrooms don't contain poison. [09:06] Halkara     Orange pencil mushrooms don't     contain poison, either. [09:08] Halkara     Triangular chestnut mushrooms     do contain poison! [09:12] Azusa     You did have a poisonous one in the mix! [09:15] Halkara     You're right! [09:16] Halkara     I put one from the     medicinal-use zone in here! [09:19] Azusa     Your sorting method's too careless! [09:21] Azusa     That's one I haven't eaten yet. [09:24] Azusa     That's a silver lining, I guess. [09:27] Halkara     I did eat one... [09:30] Azusa     What symptoms does it cause? [09:32] Halkara     It stimulates your mind and body     so you laugh uncontrollably... [09:37] Halkara     And... it works as an aphrodisiac, too... [09:41] Azusa     Huh? Aphrodisiac? [09:42] Halkara     That means it temporarily     makes you feel very lewd. [09:47] Halkara     Huh? [09:49] Halkara     Why are you moving away, Master? [09:53] Azusa     Because I suspect you're     full of poison right now! [09:56] Halkara     Master... [09:57] SFX     Jiggle, jiggle... [09:58] Halkara     Would you like to do something fun with me? [10:01] Halkara     Actually... please do it... [10:03] Azusa     No way! [10:05] Halkara     Don't worry. I promise     it'll make you feel good. [10:09] Azusa     That's not what I'm worried about! [10:12] Halkara     Please... [10:20] SFX     Ta-da! [10:21] SFX     Ta-da! [10:22] SFX     Ta-da! [10:23] SFX     Ta-da! [10:25] Laika     Um... What happened while you     two were gathering herbs? [10:28] Azusa     Oh, stuff. [10:30] Azusa     I neutralized the poison with magic, though. [10:32] Halkara     I made a careless mistake... [10:35] Halkara     I'm sorry. Please don't ask questions. [10:38] Halkara     Accept these mushroom dishes as my apology. [10:40] Falfa     Yummy! [10:42] Shalsha     It's wonderfully seasoned. [10:45] Laika     This is delicious! [10:46] Halkara     Isn't it?! [10:47] Halkara     Striped wave mushrooms puff up     when you wrap them before cooking! [10:50] Halkara     They're the best! [10:52] Azusa     You bounced back quick! [10:53] Laika     Our cooking repertoire will     expand with you here, Halkara. [10:57] Halkara     Thank you so much! [10:59] SFX     Bzzz... SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes     for 300 Years and     Maxed Out My Level [11:11] Halkara     Master, you're so quick at defeating slimes. [11:15] Azusa     I've been doing it for 300 years. [11:18] Azusa     Okay, Halkara, give it a try. [11:20] Halkara     Yah! [11:21] SFX     Bob! [11:23] Halkara     Yah! [11:24] SFX     Boing! [11:25] Azusa     Tch. [11:26] Halkara     Yah! [11:29] Halkara     I managed to defeat it. [11:32] Guy     Wow, check it out... [11:34] Old     Thank you for this blessing. [11:37] Azusa     So... do you always get stared at this much? [11:39] Halkara     Oh... [11:40] Halkara     It's sort of my fate. [11:43] Halkara     You should have more confidence,     too, even if you're small. [11:46] Azusa     I-I'm not that small! [11:49] Azusa     But... [11:50] Azusa     It does seem curious that there are     more women staring at you, too. [11:56] Natalie     Oh, an adventurer put that up this morning. [12:00] Halkara     Oh, dear... [12:01] Azusa     A "wanted" notice? [12:03] Natalie     The reward for it is quite generous, isn't it? [12:06] Natalie     I guess those who have it, have it... [12:09] Natalie     and those who don't... don't. [12:11] Natalie     I do all kinds of mundane     tasks, day in and day out! [12:12] Azusa     "Searching for a female apothecary     in the province of Hrant [12:15] Azusa     who makes a product called Nutri-Spirit. [12:17] Natalie     Maybe I should become an adventurer, too... [12:17] Azusa     Goes by the name Halkara. [12:19] Azusa     She is currently on the run from Hrant. [12:22] Azusa     Most notable physical feature:     her very large chest. [12:25] Azusa     Reward of 15 million gold for     the one who captures her. [12:31] Azusa     Posted by the demon Beelzebub." [12:33] Laika     She's already made her move... [12:36] Azusa     At least we have the lack of a physical     description going in our favor... [12:40] Azusa     But it's just a matter of     time before she comes here. [12:44] Azusa     Laika, can you evacuate my daughters     to some village far from here? [12:48] Laika     Of course. [12:50] Shalsha     Mother, I want to fight with you. [12:53] Azusa     Thank you. [12:54] Azusa     Your willingness alone is enough. [12:56] Shalsha     But... [12:57] Falfa     Shalsha, don't make things     difficult for Mama. [13:00] Falfa     You might think what you're saying     makes you a good daughter, [13:03] Falfa     but that's not what being     a good daughter means. [13:05] Shalsha     Okay, Big Sister. I understand. [13:08] Falfa     Good girl, Shalsha! [13:12] Azusa     Thanks, you two. [13:15] Laika     Now, we must hurry. [13:17] Laika     I will revert to my dragon form     at once and take them away. [13:20] Azusa     Right. [13:26] Azusa     I hope the barrier I put up     this morning keeps her away. [13:31] SFX     Bzzz... [13:32] Azusa     Please don't let anything happen... [13:40] Halkara     Having Nutri-Spirit on hand makes     me feel like I can fight all night! [13:44] Azusa     I can't believe you can drink     that at a time like this. [13:47] Halkara     The whole concept of my medicine-making [13:50] Halkara     is to make things I'd     want to consume myself. [13:53] Halkara     You're drinking it yourself,     aren't you, Master? [13:56] Azusa     Huh? No, I haven't had any. [13:59] Halkara     Huh? [14:00] Halkara     But look. [14:01] Azusa     I really didn't have any. [14:04] Azusa     Also, Halkara, did you eat dinner? [14:06] Azusa     What? No, I didn't. [14:09] Halkara     Th-This is a joke, right? [14:11] Azusa     I wouldn't joke at a time like this. [14:14] SFX     Bzzz... [14:15] SFX     Bzzz... [14:16] Azusa     Hey... [14:17] Halkara     Yes? [14:17] Azusa     Beelzebub is a fly, right? [14:17] SFX     Bzzz... [14:20] Halkara     Yes, she's also known as     the Lord of the Flies. [14:24] Azusa     I'm just wondering here, but... [14:27] Halkara     C-Certainly not!     That's just a filthy little fly! [14:30] Halkara     It's a lowly creature that     swarms around horse poop! [14:33] Halkara     There's no way it's a     terrifying demon like... [14:37] Beelzebub     Who are you calling a lowly creature? [14:40] Halkara     Master, don't start doing     crazy voice impersonations! [14:44] Azusa     I didn't say anything. [14:46] Halkara     Then whose voice was that? [14:48] Beelzebub     Mine! [14:59] Beelzebub     My name is Beelzebub. [15:02] Beelzebub     Excuse me for being nothing     but a lowly creature. [15:06] Halkara     "Lowly creature" was just     a figure of speech! [15:09] Halkara     I am but a speck of dust! [15:10] Halkara     I had no intention of saying such a     thing about a great being like you! [15:14] Beelzebub     It is that speck of dust     that I came here to find. [15:20] Azusa     You've been hiding out in this     house all along, haven't you? [15:23] Beelzebub     Of course. [15:24] Beelzebub     I've been making myself at     home since she arrived. [15:28] Azusa     Why didn't you reveal yourself right away? [15:30] Beelzebub     I wanted to make sure this     woman truly was Halkara. [15:34] Beelzebub     Also, flying around in houses     in the form of a fly [15:38] Beelzebub     is my favorite way to spend     my extended vacations. [15:41] Azusa     That's pretty unique! [15:46] Beelzebub     Halkara, I went through     great pains to find you, [15:49] Beelzebub     but it was very much worth it. [15:52] Halkara     Please spare me! I'll do anything! [15:56] Beelzebub     Oh? [15:57] Beelzebub     Anything, you say?     That is what my ears heard. [16:03] Azusa     All dealings with my pupil will     have to be made through me. [16:06] Halkara     Master! [16:07] Beelzebub     Witch of the Highlands,     you intend to stand in my way? [16:11] Azusa     My pupil doesn't seem     interested in seeing you. [16:14] Azusa     I'll have to ask you to leave. [16:16] Beelzebub     When told to leave, it is only natural     that I want to leave even less. [16:21] Beelzebub     Or... do you wish to fight me? [16:26] Beelzebub     That's perfect. [16:28] Beelzebub     I haven't fought in so long,     I was starting to get rusty. [16:31] Azusa     Let's fight fair and square. [16:34] Beelzebub     My thoughts exactly. [16:41] Beelzebub     I suppose I'll go over there, too. [16:45] Beelzebub     Are you sure about this? A mere human     is bound to regret defying me! [16:50] Beelzebub     I will show you just how terrifying     the power of a high demon is— [16:56] Azusa     Oh, the barrier. [16:58] Azusa     Oh, no! [17:03] Beelzebub     Did you not say we would     fight fair and square?! [17:06] Beelzebub     What was that?! [17:08] Azusa     Uh, I mean... [17:09] Azusa     I didn't think it would work when     you tried to leave, too... uh... [17:14] Azusa     Sorry. [17:15] Beelzebub     You think apologizing will help?! [17:17] Beelzebub     Honestly, talk about raining on my parade... [17:22] Beelzebub     I challenge you... [17:24] Azusa     Uh, aren't you exhausted already? [17:26] Beelzebub     Please! This is nothing! [17:30] Beelzebub     I feel ill... [17:31] Beelzebub     And I'm having chills...     and I feel a bit nauseous... [17:36] Beelzebub     I... can't... [17:38] Azusa     Whoa, whoa! [17:42] Halkara     Huh? What happened? [17:43] Azusa     Halkara, help me out! [17:47] Halkara     Master, what are you doing? [17:50] Azusa     Making healing magic. [17:52] Halkara     Huh?! [17:53] Azusa     God of the earth, it is not yet known     whether your chaotic power is good or evil. [17:59] Azusa     Grant that power unto me now. [18:02] Azusa     Wait... [18:03] Azusa     Hey, is healing magic... [18:05] Azusa     something you can use on a demon? [18:07] Halkara     Huh? I think... it should be fine... [18:11] Azusa     Okay! If it's not, I blame you! [18:14] Halkara     That's too heavy a burden to bear! [18:19] Halkara     Her color looks a bit better! [18:21] Azusa     All right! We're gonna keep doing this! [18:28] Halkara     Master, she's awake! [18:30] Azusa     Beelzebub, you okay? [18:33] Beelzebub     Yes, the nausea has subsided. [18:36] Beelzebub     And the chills are gone. [18:37] Azusa     Thank goodness! [18:39] Azusa     You just need to rest for a while now. [18:42] Beelzebub     Witch of the Highlands,     I thought you were a coward, [18:46] Beelzebub     but you are quite the remarkable woman. [18:49] Azusa     If you died on me because of that,     I'd regret it for centuries. [18:54] Beelzebub     Once I recover, I'd like to     drink your Nutri-Spirit again. [18:58] Halkara     Huh? [18:59] Azusa     But if you do, it might     almost kill you again! [19:01] Beelzebub     What are you talking about? [19:03] Halkara     I heard that you developed a high fever     and nearly died after drinking it... [19:08] Beelzebub     Ah... [19:09] Beelzebub     I drank it during an all-nighter,     and it filled me with the drive to work. [19:13] Beelzebub     I took it too far and overworked myself, [19:15] Beelzebub     which caused me to break out in a fever, [19:17] Beelzebub     but only because I put too     much stress on my body. [19:20] Both     Huh? [19:21] Halkara     Your Nutri-Spirit is loved [19:23] Halkara     not only by the Devil himself,     but by all demons. [19:27] Beelzebub     Which is why I came to ask     you to make some more. [19:30] Halkara     S-So that's what you wanted... [19:32] Halkara     That's all? What a relief! [19:37] Azusa     Hey. [19:38] Halkara     I'm sorry! [19:43] Both     Let's eat! [19:45] Laika     I'm so relieved that it     was a misunderstanding. [19:48] Halkara     I made another careless mistake... [19:50] Azusa     Well, I'm just glad I didn't     end up fighting for no reason. [19:54] Falfa     That's great, Halkara! [19:56] Shalsha     Now you can make Nutri-Spirit again. [19:58] Halkara     Oh, about that.. [20:00] Halkara     I was thinking of relocating     my factory to this province. [20:04] Azusa     Moving it here? Why? [20:06] Halkara     Because even if it was all a mistake, [20:08] Halkara     I don't want to pay exorbitant taxes     to the town that abandoned me. [20:14] Azusa     Reality! [20:15] Halkara     Also... if I stay here, I can     live with you, Master... [20:21] Azusa     Well, we still have rooms, so that's fine... [20:24] Azusa     But we all take turns doing     the cooking and cleaning. [20:27] Halkara     Of course! I'll work hard! [20:30] Beelzebub     That sounds rather fun. [20:32] Azusa     Beelzebub?! [20:33] Azusa     What are you doing here? [20:35] Beelzebub     Witch of the Highlands, Azusa... [20:37] Beelzebub     I have yet to settle my score with you. [20:39] Beelzebub     Next time, we'll fight without the barrier. [20:41] Azusa     Uh-huh... [20:43] Beelzebub     Of course, if you do anything else     that's fun, you must invite me! [20:47] Beelzebub     I'll teach you a spell to summon me later. [20:50] Azusa     Okay... [20:51] Shalsha     Beelzebub. [20:53] Falfa     Have some tea! [20:55] Beelzebub     Indeed. [20:56] Falfa     Beelzebub, can we ask you something? [20:59] Beelzebub     Ask me anything. [21:01] Shalsha     What is the current state of demon society? [21:03] Beelzebub     The same dynasty has persisted     for several centuries. [21:07] Beelzebub     It is quite peaceful. [21:08] Falfa     Are you married? [21:10] Beelzebub     D-Don't ask silly questions! [21:12] Beelzebub     Only races that age quickly do such things! [21:19] Beelzebub     Say... I'd like to adopt one of     these two as my own daughter. [21:24] Azusa     I'm honored, but I must decline. [21:27] Shalsha     Beelzebub, what kind of life do you live? [21:30] Falfa     Do you live as a fly all the time? [21:32] Beelzebub     W-Well, you see... [21:34] Laika     Things have gotten more lively here. [21:36] Azusa     A dragon, [21:38] Azusa     spirits, [21:39] Azusa     an elf, [21:40] Azusa     and a demon, huh? [21:42] Azusa     We're quite a crew, but it's starting     to feel like we're a family... [21:45] Azusa     Maybe. [21:47] Azusa     Amid the bustle, I get to     spend time taking it easy. [21:51] Azusa     I was starting to think this     slow life would last forever... [21:54] Azusa     but then, a problem arose the very next day. [22:00] Laika     I will be returning to my own home. [22:03] Azusa     Our family's falling apart! E4 - We Went to a Dragon's Wedding Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:26] Halkara     Hey, Master, let's chat about     our romantic experiences! [00:30] Azusa     Got none. [00:31] Halkara     Oh, come on. You must've had     something in 300 years. [00:35] Azusa     None means none. [00:36] Halkara     Since I'm so young, I always     want to talk about love. [00:40] Azusa     Young? How old are you, anyway? [00:43] SFX     Sparkle! [00:44] Halkara     Seventeen! [00:46] Halkara     And 2,500 months. [00:48] Azusa     You're well over 200 years old! [00:50] Halkara     In elf terms, I'm just hitting my stride! [00:55] Halkara     Falfa and Shalsha, do you     two have anyone you like? [00:58] Falfa     I love Mama! [01:00] Shalsha     My answer is the same. [01:02] Azusa     My sweet daughters! [01:05] Halkara     That's not what I meant... [01:07] Laika     All right, everyone, it's ready now. [01:12] Azusa     Thanks, Laika! [01:14] Azusa     Well, let's get right to it! [01:15] All     Time to eat! [01:16] Laika     Um, Lady Azusa... [01:20] Laika     I will be returning to my own home. SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years     and Maxed Out My Level [02:56] Halkara     Laika, you're leaving this house? [02:59] Falfa     But I'll miss you! [03:01] Shalsha     Me, too. [03:02] Azusa     Laika, does something bother you or     worry you about the life we live? [03:06] Laika     No, it's— [03:08] Azusa     I know I'm your master and you're my pupil, [03:10] Azusa     but I think of everyone here as my family! [03:12] Azusa     So don't say you're leaving! [03:15] Laika     Um, it's not exactly like that. [03:18] Laika     I'll be attending my older sister's wedding, [03:20] Laika     so I need to return home for a short time. [03:23] Azusa     Huh? A wedding? [03:25] Laika     Would you all like to come with me? [03:29] Halkara     Love chat! SIGN    We Went to a Dragon's Wedding SIGN    We Went to a Dragon's Wedding [03:36] Azusa     And on that note... [03:39] Azusa     We're now headed for Mount Rokko,     the volcano where Laika's family lives. [03:44] Azusa     What a great view, eh, Halkara? [03:49] Azusa     Yes, yes, there you go. There you go. [03:52] Azusa     Yes, that's it. Get all that puke out. [03:59] Halkara     I feel better now. [04:01] Azusa     Are you okay? Don't push yourself too hard. [04:03] Halkara     You really are kind, Master... [04:07] Halkara     I think I actually wouldn't     mind being kissed by you. [04:11] SFX     Sparkle! [04:11] Azusa     Absolutely not. [04:15] Laika     Everyone, we'll be arriving shortly. [04:18] Laika     That's Mount Rokko. [04:23] Laika     This is the venue for the first party. [04:25] Falfa     Wow! Look at all the dragons! [04:29] Shalsha     Biologically speaking, they're Red Dragons. [04:31] Shalsha     They're classified as part of the     Dragon clan rather than as monsters. [04:37] Red Dragon A     Greetings, Elder Sister Laika. [04:40] Azusa     Whoa... [04:42] Red Dragon B     Your wings look as beautiful as ever today. [04:45] Laika     What we need most is not the     wings we were born with. [04:48] Laika     It is knowing what we wish to improve upon. [04:50] Red Dragon A     You are so wonderful, Elder Sister Laika! [04:53] Azusa     Why do I feel like I'm at     a school for rich girls? [04:56] Laika     Forgive me, Lady Azusa. [04:58] Laika     These are my juniors from     the all-girls school I attended. [05:00] Azusa     Juniors from an all-girls school?! [05:03] Girl     Elder Sister! [05:03] Girl     Elder Sister! [05:05] Laika     Now, allow me to introduce you to my family. [05:10] Falfa     They're all so big! [05:12] Shalsha     They are indeed enormous. [05:14] Laika     Be very careful not to step onto any plates. [05:19] Halkara     Wait, no! No! I'm not food! [05:26] Laika     I have returned, [05:28] Laika     Father, Mother. [05:30] Leila's Mom     Welcome home, Laika. [05:32] Leila's Dad     It's good to have you home, my daughter! [05:38] Azusa     Your dad is so cheerful. [05:40] Laika     Father, there are guests here! [05:42] Leila's Dad     Ah, pardon me. [05:45] Leila's Mom     Our daughter has told us about you. [05:48] Leila's Mom     She hasn't caused any     trouble for you, has she? [05:51] Azusa     No, not at all.     She's actually been a big help. [05:54] Leila     Laika! [05:56] Laika     Sister! [05:58] Leila     You made it! [06:00] Laika     This is my older sister and her groom. [06:02] Leila     I am Laika's older sister, Leila. [06:04] Azusa     Congratulations on your wedding. [06:07] Halkara     So how did you two get together? [06:10] Azusa     She really is into love chats... [06:12] Leila     We were friends as children, [06:15] Leila     but when we saw each other again after     80 years, we decided to get married. [06:19] Azusa     Eighty years is a heck of a span! [06:21] Leila's Dad     I am glad today has been so peaceful. [06:24] Leila's Dad     I hope the party concludes without incident. [06:27] Azusa     Are you worried something might happen? [06:30] Leila's Dad     Yes. Not all tribes within     the Dragon clan get along. [06:34] Leila's Dad     Sometimes, Dragons from other     clans come to crash our weddings. [06:38] Azusa     I'm pretty sure that was a flag... [06:43] Leila's Dad     So you've come after all... [06:46] Leila's Dad     Blue Dragons! [06:53] Azusa     Cold Breath?! [06:57] Falfa     So cold... [06:58] Laika     They are the Blue Dragons     of the Heynt province! [07:01] Laika     They are shameless, barbaric Dragons     that spew their icy breath everywhere! [07:06] Flatorte     Red Dragons, I hear you're     celebrating a wedding today. [07:12] Flatorte     That pisses us off,     so we're here to torment you! [07:16] Laika     That one's name is Flatorte. [07:19] Laika     She is known as the     Bully Queen of the Blue Dragons. [07:23] Azusa     She sounds like a pain in the ass. [07:24] Flatorte     The nerve of getting married when     you're barely 300 years old! [07:28] Flatorte     I've been single for over 400 years! [07:31] Azusa     That's the most pathetic     reason you could give! [07:34] Flatorte     It's not only this party venue     that I'm going to harass. [07:38] Flatorte     I've sent a separate force to the volcano. [07:41] Flatorte     We'll freeze it solid, too! [07:43] Laika     Father... [07:44] Leila's Dad     We have no choice. This calls for... [07:46] Leila's Dad     an all-out confrontation! [07:50] Falfa     I'm scared, Mama. [07:52] Shalsha     We should get away from here. [07:54] Azusa     Girls, just leave this to your mama. [07:57] Azusa     Halkara, we're running! [07:59] SFX     Ding... [08:00] Azusa     What are you doing?! [08:01] Halkara     My late grandpa's last words were that if     you run into a dragon, you should play dead. [08:08] Halkara     Okay, I won't play dead anymore! [08:16] Falfa     Mama! [08:19] Azusa     Get down! [08:24] Azusa     Let's move! [08:26] Laika     Flatorte, I will not tolerate     any further violence! [08:29] Flatorte     Shut up, Laika! [08:30] Flatorte     You haven't forgotten the fate     of the Dragon tribes, have you? [08:34] Laika     Then I hope you are prepared. [08:37] Flatorte     Bring it on! [08:46] Azusa     We should be safe now. [08:48] Halkara     Laika's fighting her hardest. [08:51] Azusa     That's my pupil for you! [08:54] Azusa     It does irritate me, [08:56] Azusa     but this is their own clan's problem. [08:58] Azusa     An outsider like me shouldn't be butting in. [09:04] Blue Dragon B     You are friends of the     Red Dragons, are you not? [09:07] Azusa     And what if we are? [09:09] Blue Dragon B     We will hurt you and ruin their wedding! [09:14] Falfa     Mama! [09:15] Shalsha     Mother... [09:18] Azusa     Don't you go scaring little     kids like these... [09:23] Azusa     just to be a bully! [09:29] Falfa     Mama, you're amazing! [09:30] Shalsha     I respect you so much... [09:32] Azusa     Halkara, take Falfa and     Shalsha somewhere to hide. [09:36] Halkara     Okay, Master! Got it! [09:38] Azusa     I maxed out my level without     even realizing it, [09:42] Azusa     but I'm gonna use this power     to protect my family... [09:46] Azusa     in any way I can! [09:50] Leila's Dad     Laika, can we handle them? [09:51] Laika     There are far too many of them, even for us. [09:58] Blue Dragon C     What?! [09:59] Laika     Is this... [10:05] Laika     Lady Azusa! [10:06] Blue Dragon E     Damn it! [10:12] Blue Dragon E     Wh-What?! [10:18] Blue Dragon F     Everyone, fire! [10:22] Laika     Watch out! [10:29] Blue Dragon F     What?! [10:37] Leila's Dad     She took out so many of them alone? [10:40] Laika     Lady Azusa! Flatorte is behind you! [10:43] Flatorte     Just who are you? [10:46] Flatorte     How? How is it possible for a human     to physically defeat a dragon? [10:51] Azusa     Rome wasn't built in a day. I guess     that's what it comes down to. [10:55] Flatorte     Rome? [10:56] Azusa     It means if you just keep     steadily working at something, [10:59] Azusa     it'll all work out! [11:04] Flatorte     Curse you... [11:05] Flatorte     I'll freeze you! [11:08] Azusa     Oh, come on. [11:09] Azusa     Is that all you know how to do?! [11:11] Flatorte     Take this! [11:17] Flatorte     That's hot! [11:19] Azusa     Witch's... [11:22] Azusa     Axe Kick! [11:30] Azusa     Still want to fight? [11:33] Blue Dragons     We're sorry! [11:35] Laika     Lady Azusa! [11:38] Laika     Everyone! Lady Azusa has won the battle! [11:42] Laika     This is the power of the     Witch of the Highlands! [11:44] Dragons     Long live the Witch of the Highlands! [11:46] Azusa     Laika! [11:48] Azusa     It's too soon to declare this finished. [11:50] Laika     She did say she sent a separate     force to the volcano. [11:54] Laika     Lady Azusa, please get on my back. [11:57] Azusa     Right! SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes     for 300 Years and     Maxed Out My Level [12:06] Laika     There are hot springs in this town, [12:08] Laika     so I'm worried that innocent     tourists will be hurt. [12:12] Azusa     At a glance, I don't see     any signs of fighting. [12:16] Laika     If nothing is happening,     all the better, but still... [12:19] Laika     I only want my sister's wedding     to be a joyous occasion. [12:24] Azusa     Don't worry. This'll be over soon, [12:28] Azusa     and your sister's wedding will continue. [12:31] Laika     Right. [12:34] Azusa     What's that? [12:35] Laika     Lady Azusa... [12:39] Azusa     What is this?! [12:40] Laika     Blue Dragons? [12:42] Azusa     It's draining their power to weaken them! [12:45] Azusa     This is some pretty underhanded magic. [12:47] Beelzebub     What brings you two here? [12:49] Beelzebub     Quite the coincidence,     seeing you here of all places. [12:52] Azusa     Beelzebub! [12:53] Azusa     What are you doing here? [12:55] Beelzebub     This volcano produces some fine hot springs. [12:59] Beelzebub     I come here occasionally     to relax and rejuvenate. [13:02] Azusa     Then was this... [13:04] Beelzebub     Yes, I was strolling around the town, [13:07] Beelzebub     and I found these fools saying they     were here to harass the place, [13:12] Beelzebub     so I cast some demon magic that     causes extreme weakness upon them. [13:16] Laika     You defeated five Blue Dragons by yourself? [13:20] Beelzebub     I am a high demon who has     lived for 3,000 years. [13:24] Beelzebub     It's inconceivable that I would lose. [13:25] Beelzebub     And you, Azusa, cannot begin     to fathom what will happen [13:28] Beelzebub     the next time you fight me fair and square. [13:31] Beelzebub     I am strong, after all... [13:32] Azusa     Beelzebub! [13:34] Azusa     You just saved the      Red Dragons from disaster! [13:38] Azusa     Thank you! [13:39] Beelzebub     Don't hug me! [13:41] Beelzebub     I didn't do it for you! [13:42] Beelzebub     I only took down those dragons     because they were acting cocky! [13:45] Azusa     Sniff, sniff. [13:47] Azusa     You smell so nice! [13:49] Beelzebub     That's because I just got out of the bath. [13:52] Beelzebub     Wait, forget about that!     Get off of me at once! [14:01] Falfa     I was so scared, Mama! [14:03] Shalsha     Mother... [14:04] Halkara     Was the volcano all right? [14:06] Azusa     Yeah. [14:07] Azusa     All thanks to Beelzebub. [14:09] Beelzebub     Oh, come on. I was only there     to make use of the baths. [14:13] Azusa     Well, I think it's time we finish this, [14:17] Azusa     Falafel Tart. [14:18] Flatorte     It's Flatorte! Get my name right! [14:21] Azusa     Fine, I get it. So take     your human form already. [14:24] Azusa     Let's talk. [14:33] Flatorte     Is this what you want? [14:35] Laika     This is the amount you owe in     damages after today's conflict. [14:38] Laika     We will need you to pay this. [14:40] Flatorte     Huh?! [14:41] Flatorte     Y-You're making me pay that much? [14:43] Laika     This covers all expenses, [14:44] Laika     including treatment for the injured     and inconvenience recompense. [14:47] Laika     If you refuse, you will never     move from this spot again. [14:50] Laika     Is that what you want? [14:51] Flatorte     I-I don't like that, either... [14:54] Flatorte     Fine. I'll accept your conditions. [14:57] Azusa     Good. The negotiations are complete. [15:00] Azusa     But since we're talking, there's one     more thing I'd like to discuss. [15:04] Azusa     I want you to agree to a treaty,     in addition to the damages you're paying. [15:07] Flatorte     A treaty? [15:09] Azusa     Yes, a non-aggression treaty between     the Blue Dragons and the Red Dragons. [15:14] Azusa     Of course, coming around to harass     them will be out of the question. [15:17] Flatorte     B-But then I would have no reason to live! [15:21] Azusa     If you don't agree, you can     never go back to your homeland. [15:24] Azusa     Do you want to feel like you're stuck at work [15:27] Azusa     for three straight days     with no chance to go home? [15:29] Flatorte     Your smile is scaring me! [15:31] Azusa     Then, let's seal this agreement. Okay? [15:34] Flatorte     Fine, I agree! I agree! [15:37] Flatorte     So please forgive me now... [15:40] Azusa     Okay, the treaty is concluded. [15:42] Azusa     Now, Mount Rokko should have peace. [15:45] Laika     Lady Azusa... [15:47] Laika     Thank you for doing all     this for our homeland! [15:51] Azusa     Beelzebub, take care of the rest, okay? [15:54] Beelzebub     I know. [15:55] Beelzebub     Ahem. [15:56] Beelzebub     The Witch of the Highlands and myself have     borne witness to the creation of this treaty. [16:03] Beelzebub     If either party should     break this agreement... [16:06] Beelzebub     you know what will happen, yes? [16:07] SFX     Grovel! [16:09] Flatorte     I never should have done this... [16:11] Azusa     Beelzebub, thanks so much for everything! [16:14] Beelzebub     No one but you would use the     Lord of the Flies in this way. [16:19] Azusa     I'll be counting on you even     more from now on! [16:22] Beelzebub     Stop hugging me over every little thing! [16:28] Azusa     So everyone takes their human     forms for the second party, huh? [16:31] Laika     Yes, the second party is     where we all eat our fill! [16:35] Shalsha     I'm already full. [16:37] Falfa     Shalsha, you should rest for a bit. [16:40] Shalsha     Thanks. [16:41] Azusa     Falfa, you're being such     a good older sister. [16:45] Halkara     Master! [16:48] Halkara     This booze is way too strong! [16:51] Azusa     Halkara, you ate a lot before drinking.     You'd better be careful. [16:56] Halkara     I'll be fine! [16:58] Halkara     I've already puked my guts out today! [17:01] Azusa     That's my point! [17:04] Beelzebub     Honestly, that elf has nothing going for     her but the Nutri-Spirit she makes. [17:10] Leila     Lady Azusa. [17:13] Azusa     Wow... [17:14] Azusa     Leila, you look beautiful! [17:16] Leila     We were able to continue the     ceremony thanks to all of you. [17:21] Leila's Husband     We are grateful. [17:22] Azusa     Oh, no... all I did was lend a little hand. [17:25] Beelzebub     It's good to see you know your place. [17:28] Beelzebub     If you will continue to idolize me this way, [17:31] Beelzebub     I would be glad to offer     my assistance again. [17:33] Azusa     Beelzebub, don't act so high-and-mighty. [17:36] Beelzebub     Well, can you blame me?     I am high and mighty. [17:40] Leila     I'm happy for you, Laika. [17:43] Leila     You've made such wonderful friends. [17:47] Leila     Now you won't be lonely     when I'm no longer around. [17:50] Laika     Sister... [17:54] Laika     I truly congratulate you. [17:56] Leila     Thank you, Laika. [18:01] Laika     Sister— [18:01] Husband     Leila, may I? [18:03] Husband     Regarding our plans after this... [18:11] Flatorte     So... Leila... [18:13] Flatorte     Congratulations. [18:15] Flatorte     You'd better live in happiness. [18:17] Leila     Flatorte... [18:19] Flatorte     I was defeated this time. [18:22] Flatorte     Having lost, I give you     my sincerest blessings. [18:25] Azusa     This Blue Dragon does have her     good points, doesn't she? [18:29] Leila     Thank you. [18:31] Leila     I'll live in happiness for you, as well, [18:33] Leila     since you can't marry. [18:35] Flatorte     Why did you have to say it like that?! [18:36] Flatorte     It's not that I can't!     I'm just not going to! [18:39] Leila     What's this? Did you not come     here to give me your blessing? [18:42] Flatorte     Hmph! I hope you get divorced right away! [18:46] Laika     Red Dragons and Blue Dragons have     a complicated relationship. [18:49] Azusa     This little scene kinda     gave me that impression. [18:56] Azusa     Whew, I ate so much. And it was all so good! [19:01] Azusa     I hope Halkara's okay.     She seemed to be drinking a lot. [19:05] Laika     U-Um, Lady Azusa... [19:12] Laika     I'd like... to ask you for a favor. [19:19] Laika     I was always more athletic     than my older sister, [19:23] Laika     and I was always better     at fighting, as well... [19:27] Laika     but when our parents yelled at     me or anything made me upset, [19:31] Laika     my older sister always did this for me. [19:38] Azusa     It'll be hard to ask her for this     now that she's married, huh? [19:42] Laika     Yes. [19:45] Azusa     Well, then... [19:46] Azusa     I don't mind doing this every now and then. [19:50] Laika     N-No... [19:53] Laika     This can be considered a special occasion. [20:00] Laika     Thank you. [20:05] Azusa     What's going on? [20:06] Azusa     What the heck is she doing? [20:09] Falfa     Come on, Halkara, wake up. [20:12] Shalsha     When you drink booze,     the booze shouldn't drink you. [20:15] Halkara     Are you saying my fruit     wine isn't drinkable?! [20:19] Beelzebub     Honestly, this elf is nothing but trouble. [20:23] Beelzebub     Hup. [20:25] Halkara     I feel sick... [20:27] Beelzebub     If you puke, I will tear you apart and     roast every piece, down to your soul. [20:31] Halkara     I'll hold it in... [20:32] Azusa     Beelzebub! Sorry about that! [20:35] Beelzebub     Azusa, I do believe she's had enough. [20:38] Beelzebub     Since you're here, why don't you spend     the night at the volcano hot spring resort? [20:42] Beelzebub     I'm staying there, as well. [20:44] Azusa     Hot springs, huh? Should we? [20:46] Falfa     I wanna go in the hot springs! [20:49] Shalsha     The Rokko Hot Springs feature seven     different types of hot springs, [20:52] Shalsha     excluding only sulfuric and acidic types. [20:54] Shalsha     They're good for people with cold     sensitivity or high blood pressure. [20:58] Laika     If you wish to stay there,     I will make the arrangements. [21:01] Azusa     Well, we don't need to     be home tonight, so... [21:04] Azusa     Let's do it! [21:06] Twins     Yeah! [21:08] SFX     Klik-klak! [21:10] Beelzebub     Truly, though... [21:11] Beelzebub     I do enjoy being around you people.     I always know fun things will happen. [21:17] Azusa     Well, Beelzebub, you help me     out a lot when I ask for it, [21:21] Azusa     and you like looking out for us. [21:23] Azusa     You're kinda like an older sister. [21:24] Beelzebub     Me? An older sister? [21:27] Beelzebub     It seems to me you're only     using me for your convenience. [21:30] Azusa     I have my two daughters... [21:32] Azusa     Laika for my younger sister... [21:35] Azusa     and Beelzebub for my older sister. [21:37] Azusa     That sounds like a pretty     nice family, right? [21:41] Halkara     Hey, wait a minute! [21:43] Halkara     You left me out of the family! [21:46] Azusa     Oh, that's right. [21:48] Azusa     Let's see... Halkara can be... [21:51] Azusa     the trouble-making junior! [21:53] Halkara     Master! That's not fair! [21:57] Halkara     Come on, Master! [21:59] Azusa     Okay, sorry! E5 - A Ghost Appeared Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Azusa     Something is definitely weird here. [00:05] Shalsha     It is weird. [00:06] Falfa     Very weird. [00:08] Laika     I find it strange, as well. [00:11] (Flashback) Halkara     Master, it's my turn to cook     the day after tomorrow, [00:15] (Flashback) Halkara     but would you mind swapping     so I can do it today instead? [00:18] (Flashback) Azusa     Sure, that's fine. Is something going on? [00:21] (Flashback) Halkara     I have things to do in     the town of Nascúte... [00:33] (Flashback) Halkara     It's important to make a fresh start! [00:37] (Flashback) Falfa     Bye, grasshopper! [00:40] (Flashback) Halkara     Goodbyes should always     be clean and complete... [00:45] Laika     Do you think Halkara intends to move out? [00:49] Shalsha     No doubt about it. [00:50] Falfa     I don't want her to go! [00:54] Azusa     But if that's what Halkara's     decided to do... [00:59] Halkara     I'm back! [01:01] Halkara     I'm so hungry. [01:05] Halkara     Huh? [01:08] Azusa     Halkara... [01:10] Azusa     Thanks for everything! [01:11] Laika     Please be well in your new location. [01:14] Shalsha     We'll miss you. [01:18] Falfa     I don't want you to go, Halkara! [01:23] Azusa     Falfa, don't cry. [01:26] Laika     We must see her off with smiles. [01:28] Halkara     What in the world is this all about? [01:31] Halkara     Why all the talk of leaving? [01:33] SFX     Blink, blink! [01:33] Azusa     What? You're not moving out? [01:36] Halkara     I have no intention of doing that! [01:38] Laika     But you mentioned looking for     a new place in Nascúte... [01:41] Halkara     Yes, one to build my new factory in! [01:45] All     Huh? [01:47] All     What?! SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years     and Maxed Out My Level SIGN    A Ghost Appeared SIGN    A Ghost Appeared [03:25] Halkara     I'm back. [03:29] Laika     You're home so late every     evening. You must be busy. [03:33] Azusa     Sure you're not working too hard? [03:35] Halkara     No, no... [03:37] Halkara     Even if I'm tired, I just need some     Nutri-Spirit, and I can keep fighting. [03:41] Halkara     I've been using more of them     in a day recently, though... [03:46] Azusa     That's a bad thing! [03:48] Azusa     Come home once the sun goes down. [03:51] Azusa     That's an order from your master! [03:53] Halkara     But there's a reason why     I can't come home... [03:58] Azusa     A ghost?! [04:00] Halkara     Yes, apparently, a ghost has     been showing up in my factory. [04:04] Halkara     And now none of the locals     want to work there... [04:08] Halkara     I can't get anyone at all. [04:11] Laika     So that's why... [04:13] Falfa     A ghost that just shows up in your factory? [04:15] Shalsha     They call those "bound spirits." [04:17] Shalsha     Scientifically, ghosts are     known as "separated spirits." [04:22] Shalsha     This type is most likely one that's     bound to the place where it died, [04:28] Shalsha     so it can't leave. [04:29] Azusa     You mean it's the ghost of     someone who died there? [04:34] Halkara     Master, would you please get     rid of the ghost for me? [04:38] Azusa     Huh? [04:39] Azusa     Uh, actually, I don't really     like things like that... [04:43] Halkara     Please! I need your help! [04:46] Halkara     Otherwise, I'll have to run     the entire factory by myself! [04:52] Azusa     True... [04:59] Azusa     Oh, all right. I'll go     check it out tomorrow. [05:03] Halkara     Thank you so much, Master! [05:06] Azusa     But! [05:07] Azusa     Only if I can bring a helper with me! [05:10] Halkara     A helper? [05:12] Halkara     What is this thing? [05:14] Azusa     It's summoning magic I learned a while ago. [05:18] Azusa     I don't know if it'll work or not, but... [05:21] Azusa     Vosanosanon ujishidau veyani enrila. [05:41] Laika     Nothing is happening... [05:45] Beelzebub     What in all Hell is going on?! [05:50] Beelzebub     So cold... so cold... so cold... so cold... [05:54] Beelzebub     So cold... so cold... so cold... so cold... [05:58] Beelzebub     Why'd you close the door?! [06:01] Beelzebub     Your pronunciation was a bit off, [06:04] Beelzebub     so I wasn't summoned into the     exact location you wanted. [06:07] Beelzebub     Why was your tub full of cold     water in the morning, anyway? [06:11] Shalsha     It's for watering our crops! [06:13] Azusa     It's eco-friendly! [06:14] Beelzebub     Eco-friendly is all well and good, but... [06:16] Beelzebub     Anyway, what was is it you want? [06:22] Beelzebub     What?! [06:24] Beelzebub     You summoned me here just for that? [06:27] Azusa     I'm sorry, really! [06:28] Azusa     But I had a feeling you'd be a big help. [06:31] SFX     Scoot, scoot. [06:33] Falfa     Yeah! [06:34] Falfa     We knew you could... [06:36] Shalsha     ...do something about it. [06:39] SFX     Squee! [06:39] Beelzebub     Squee, indeed... [06:43] Beelzebub     Well, it is true that I could     do something about it. [06:48] Beelzebub     All right, take me to this factory. [06:51] Beelzebub     I'll pulverize this ghost! [06:54] SFX     Lightbulb! [06:55] Halkara     The ghost only shows up at night, [06:57] Halkara     so could you wait until this evening? [06:59] SFX     Snap! [07:01] Beelzebub     You should've waited until     evening to call me, then! SIGN    The Town of Nascúte [07:07] SFX     Skree, skree, skree... [07:10] Azusa     I can imagine ghosts showing up here. [07:13] Azusa     That cat statue is super creepy. [07:16] Halkara     Oh, I put that there. [07:18] Halkara     Isn't it cute? [07:21] Azusa     Halkara's tastes are kinda... [07:22] Beelzebub     What are you babbling about? Let's go. [07:27] Halkara     She really is a demon. No hesitation at all. [07:29] Azusa     Looks like I chose the right helper. [07:35] Azusa     Sure is dark in here... [07:37] Halkara     I really hope nothing shows up... [07:40] Beelzebub     Don't be dumb. If nothing     shows up, why am I even here? [07:46] Azusa     Hey, Beelzebub... [07:48] Beelzebub     What? [07:49] Azusa     Would you hold my hand? I'm scared. [07:53] Beelzebub     I feel as embarrassed as a little girl... [07:56] Beelzebub     but I suppose it can't hurt, so very well. [08:00] Halkara     Master! Please hold my hand, too! [08:06] Beelzebub     Halkara, where does this ghost show up? [08:10] Halkara     In the room up ahead. [08:13] Beelzebub     Then that room will be     the focus of our search. [08:16] Halkara     Um... Can we not go into     that room? It scares me. [08:20] Azusa     I agree! We should at     least save it for last... [08:23] SFX     Snap, snap! [08:25] Beelzebub     Would you two cut it out?! [08:34] Azusa     Maybe we should call this off... [08:37] Halkara     Agreed! There's nothing in this... [08:43] Beelzebub     Oh, quiet down. [08:45] Beelzebub     You two are more of a     nuisance than that ghost. [08:49] SFX     Point! [08:49] Beelzebub     Looks like it's over there. [08:53] Azusa     It is here! [08:55] Halkara     I'm about to lose it in more ways than one! [08:57] Beelzebub     You two are making too much noise! [08:59] Beelzebub     Just cool your heads for a minute! [09:02] Beelzebub     It's only a ghost! The     spirit of a dead girl! [09:06] Beelzebub     What's scary about that? [09:07] Azusa     That's what's scary about it! [09:09] Halkara     How are you so relaxed about this?! [09:12] Beelzebub     You're only scared because     you can't see her. [09:15] Beelzebub     Hey, girl's spirit! Show yourself! [09:18] Both     She's forcing it out! [09:22] Beelzebub     I am the high demon Beelzebub. [09:25] SFX     Loom! [09:26] Beelzebub     I oversee the agriculture     of the land of demons. [09:30] Beelzebub     With my authority, I could turn this     place into a horse manure shed. [09:35] Azusa     That's low-key barbaric! [09:37] Halkara     Please don't! This is my factory! [09:41] Beelzebub     If you don't want that, show yourself     by the time I count to ten! [09:46] Beelzebub     One... [09:48] Beelzebub     Ten! [09:49] Azusa     You skipped a heck of a lot! [09:53] Beelzebub     There you are! [09:57] Beelzebub     I've got her! Give me some light! [10:05] Beelzebub     Stop that! Hold still! [10:09] Rosalie     Get your hands off me! SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes     for 300 Years and     Maxed Out My Level [10:17] Azusa     What's your name? [10:19] Rosalie     I'm Rosalie. [10:21] Rosalie     I'm the ghost of a girl who committed     suicide in the house that once stood here. [10:26] Rosalie     Hmph. [10:27] Azusa     Bad attitude... [10:29] Halkara     Um... And why are you here? [10:32] Rosalie     Why do you think? [10:33] Rosalie     This is the only place I can be! [10:37] Rosalie     A few centuries ago, [10:38] Rosalie     I was offered the chance to     marry into a noble family. [10:43] Rosalie     I had a reputation throughout the     town for being pretty and polite, [10:46] Rosalie     so I believed my parents. [10:49] Rosalie     But my rotten father and mother     were lying about everything! [10:54] Rosalie     They intended to sell me     off for chump change! [10:58] Azusa     I see... You poor thing. [11:01] Rosalie     Yeah, well, that's in the past. [11:03] Halkara     Um... I understand your story now, [11:06] Halkara     but were you really regarded as polite? [11:08] Rosalie     In the centuries since I became a ghost... [11:12] Rosalie     I went bad. [11:14] Beelzebub     That's certainly believable. [11:17] Beelzebub     I would expect an adolescent to change     like that when betrayed by her parents. [11:21] Rosalie     This is my turf! [11:23] Rosalie     I don't want outsiders coming in here! [11:26] Rosalie     Which is why I've defended     it all this time... [11:28] Rosalie     And then you guys showed up. [11:32] Azusa     Rosalie... [11:34] Azusa     So what do you want to do from now on? [11:37] Rosalie     What do I... want? [11:39] Beelzebub     Ah, in that case... [11:42] Beelzebub     I can erase you in an instant     so you won't have to suffer. [11:45] Azusa     None of that! [11:47] Beelzebub     Why not? [11:48] Beelzebub     I can help this ghost move on to the next     life without leaving a trace behind. [11:53] Rosalie     No way! I don't wanna disappear yet! [11:57] Azusa     I guess not. [11:59] Azusa     Okay, Rosalie, why don't     you stay in this world? [12:03] Rosalie     You mean it? [12:04] Rosalie     But won't I be a bother? [12:06] Azusa     What do you say, Halkara? [12:08] Halkara     Um, you don't need to disappear. [12:10] Halkara     Can't you just go somewhere else? [12:13] Rosalie     I've tried to move a few times, [12:15] Rosalie     but I can't leave this building. [12:18] Azusa     I see. That's what Shalsha     was talking about. [12:21] Asusa     She said bound spirits can't     leave the place where they died. [12:25] Beelzebub     I know a good way to resolve this. [12:27] Rosalie     Huh? [12:28] Beelzebub     Demons have done extensive     research on spirits. [12:31] Beelzebub     The latest research shows that if a     ghost possesses a living human once, [12:36] Beelzebub     they will be able to go     wherever that human goes. [12:39] Azusa     Possess? [12:41] Beelzebub     She would basically be using a     human as a vessel to relocate. [12:44] Beelzebub     The best humans to possess are     those with many weak points, [12:48] Beelzebub     those who are weak-willed and     readily let others control them. [12:54] Halkara     Huh? [12:55] Halkara     Wha? [12:56] Halkara     Eh? [12:57] Halkara     What?! [13:00] Halkara     Please, no! [13:02] Halkara     Just seeing a ghost scares me! [13:04] Halkara     There's no way I can endure     having one inside me! [13:07] Beelzebub     You'd be doing it for your factory. [13:09] Azusa     Just bear with it for a little bit. [13:11] Halkara     Master! How can you be so dismissive?! [13:16] Rosalie     Sorry, but I'm comin' in! [13:18] Halkara     No! I'll be traumatized! [13:28] HRosalie     All right! I'm in! [13:33] HRosalie     It feels weird to be in     a physical body again. [13:36] HRosalie     These boobs are so heavy. [13:38] SFX     Boing! Boing! [13:40] Azusa     That's your first thought, huh? [13:42] Beelzebub     So, where are we taking her? [13:45] Azusa     Well, we're running her out     for our own reasons, so... [13:49] Azusa     Rosalie, want to live at my house? [13:52] HRosalie     Can I?! I won't be a bother? [13:54] Azusa     You were so unhappy in your previous     life that you died, right? [13:58] Azusa     Nothing bad will come of you     finding happiness after death. [14:02] Azusa     Come home with me. [14:08] Rosalie     Let me call you "Sister"! [14:10] Rosalie     I'll protect you if it kills me! [14:15] Azusa     I mean, you're already dead. [14:18] Beelzebub     What a smooth operator... [14:20] Beelzebub     A ghost operator, rather. [14:23] HRosalie     Sister Laika! [14:25] HRosalie     Sister's daughters! [14:27] HRosalie     My name's Rosalie! [14:29] HRosalie     Nice to meet all of you! [14:32] Laika     It does feel quite strange... [14:35] Falfa     Nice to meet you! [14:36] Shalsha     My first ghost... I'm so intrigued. [14:41] Beelzebub     Well, I'm tired, so I'm going to bed now. [14:46] Azusa     Okay, thanks. [14:48] HRosalie     Now, then! [14:49] HRosalie     I will show you the real Rosalie! [14:54] Falfa     Yay! [14:55] HRosalie     Here goes! [15:01] HRosalie     Huh? [15:06] HRosalie     Beelzebububububububububub! [15:07] Beelzebub     Too many "bubs"! [15:09] HRosalie     It's no use! [15:10] HRosalie     It's like being stuck in     a box! I can't get out! [15:13] Beelzebub     You two must have been     exceptionally compatible. [15:16] Laika     Um, this isn't going to cause any     irregularities in Halkara's body, is it? [15:22] Beelzebub     Obviously, if another's spirit     spends a full day in there, [15:25] Beelzebub     it will cause strain on her body. [15:27] Azusa     Strain? How? [15:29] Beelzebub     In the worst case... she dies. [15:31] Azusa     That's really bad! [15:33] HRosalie     I don't wanna kill someone     who helped me out! [15:37] HRosalie     If I have to do something that shameful... [15:40] HRosalie     If it really comes to that... [15:42] HRosalie     I have to die again to apologize! [15:45] Azusa     No, don't! [15:45] Azusa     If you do that now, Halkara     will be the one to die! [15:50] Azusa     On that note, we're going to begin the     mission to separate Rosalie from Halkara. [15:55] Azusa     Anyone have any good ideas? [15:56] Laika     Me! [15:57] Azusa     Yes, Laika? [15:58] Laika     Rosalie spoke of being     stuck in a box earlier. [16:01] Laika     When I have a cookie that's stuck in a box, [16:04] Laika     the first thing I try is shaking it. [16:08] SFX     Vwoom, vwoom, vwoom... [16:10] SFX     Sparkle! [16:11] Laika     Then I try pounding on the back of it. [16:18] HRosalie     Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow! [16:20] Laika     Otherwise... I break the box. [16:23] Azusa     Stop! [16:25] Falfa     I know! [16:27] Falfa     How about startling her,     like when someone has the hiccups? [16:34] HRosalie     S-Sister, where are we? [16:36] HRosalie     This intense wind concerns me... [16:42] HRosalie     Huh? [16:43] HRosalie     Where am I?! [16:46] HRosalie     I'm so high up! [16:52] Laika     I guess even ghosts don't like heights. [16:55] Azusa     Well? Think you can leave her body now? [16:57] HRosalie     N-No! I'm just scared! [17:01] Azusa     I see... Guess we can't help that. [17:03] Azusa     Time for phase two, then. [17:05] HRosalie     Huh? Phase two? [17:10] HRosalie     No! [17:29] Azusa     Well? [17:30] Azusa     Did she come out? [17:32] HRosalie     No, but I thought a few other     things might come out... [17:35] Laika     It didn't work? [17:37] Beelzebub     I guess we'll just have to try     everything we can think of. [18:08] Azusa     It's already noon. [18:11] Azusa     We're in trouble if we     don't get her out soon. [18:13] Azusa     Halkara's body might not     be able to take much more. [18:16] Laika     It looks like she's already reached     that point in another sense. [18:20] Beelzebub     If only we could, at least, summon     Halkara out of the body... [18:24] Azusa     Yeah... [18:26] Azusa     If we put Rosalie to sleep right now, [18:31] Azusa     would Halkara's spirit come out? [18:36] Beelzebub     I see... [18:37] Beelzebub     So we move that one in front     that's getting in the way. [18:41] Beelzebub     That just might work. [18:43] Laika     But how do we put Rosalie to sleep? [18:46] Hrosalie     Help... [18:48] HRosalie     Is this alcohol? [18:50] Azusa     Halkara gets drunk on this all the time. [18:53] HRosalie     But I've never had alcohol before! [18:56] Azusa     Your body is Halkara's, so you'll be fine! [18:59] Laika     It always puts her right to sleep. [19:01] HRosalie     Okay, here I go! [19:08] HRosalie     This is noth— [19:11] All     It put her right out! [19:13] Halkara     Huh? Why are we in Master's house? [19:17] Halkara     Weren't we in my factory? [19:19] All     It's Halkara! [19:21] Halkara     H-Huh? [19:22] Azusa     Okay! Now let's wake up     Rosalie and revive her! [19:26] Azusa     Then she might come flying     out of Halkara's body! [19:29] Beelzebub     I know just how to do that. [19:31] Beelzebub     Leave this to me. [19:33] Halkara     Huh? [19:38] Halkara     The bath? [19:40] Halkara     Beelzebub, how bold of you... [19:43] Beelzebub     Yes, I'm going to be bold, all right. [19:45] Beelzebub     There you go! [19:48] Rosalie     That's cold! [19:53] Beelzebub     There. [19:54] Laika     She's out! [19:55] Azusa     It worked! [19:58] Rosalie     All right! I made it out! [20:01] Halkara     S-So cold... [20:05] Rosalie     I'm sorry for all the trouble! [20:07] Rosalie     I'm going to be living here as of today! [20:10] Rosalie     I'm Rosalie! I hope we can be friends! [20:17] Laika     You really are a ghost. [20:19] Falfa     Wow... [20:21] Shalsha     I'm intrigued. [20:22] Halkara     I can't even see her as a different person. [20:25] Azusa     I'm impressed you figured out that     cold water would revive her. [20:30] Beelzebub     I remembered what happened when     you summoned me yesterday. [20:34] Azusa     O-Oh, yeah... [20:36] Laika     But I'm glad Halkara's factory     will be able to operate now. [20:41] Halkara     Yes. [20:42] Halkara     I'll just wait patiently until the     rumors about ghosts fade away. [20:46] Rosalie     I'm sorry. It was all my fault. [20:49] Rosalie     Sister Halkara, at least     let me pour you a drink. [20:56] Falfa     Wow, that's amazing! [20:58] Azusa     Hey, I know a way to get     rid of that rumor quickly! [21:06] Rosalie     Heya! [21:08] Rosalie     I'm working at Sister Halkara's factory! [21:11] Rosalie     My name's Rosalie! [21:13] Rosalie     I'm a ghost, and I hope I can use     this power to help all of you! [21:19] Woman     That's remarkable! [21:21] Guy     I guess not all ghosts are scary, huh? [21:24] Guy     She's cute, even! [21:28] Halkara     This is great. [21:29] Halkara     It looks like the people of     the town will accept her. [21:32] Azusa     Yeah. [21:33] Rosalie     Sister! [21:35] Rosalie     Thanks so much, Sister! [21:38] Rosalie     I never knew I could find     happiness after death! [21:41] Rosalie     I'm so glad I died! [21:44] Azusa     I'm not sure you should say that, though... [21:47] Guy     Hey, Rosalie! [21:48] Guy     Wipe my windows, too! [21:50] Woman     And mine! [21:52] Rosalie     You got it! [21:53] Rosalie     I'll get each of your houses in turn! [21:58] Azusa     At this point, [21:59] Azusa     you might as well strive to be the most     cheerful ghost in the world. E6 - Along Came a Leviathan Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Beelzebub     Dun-da-da-dah! [00:02] Beelzebub     Congratulations! [00:03] Beelzebub     Azusa, Witch of the Highlands, [00:06] Beelzebub     you are to be awarded the     Demon Medal of Honor! [00:10] Azusa     Beelzebub, what did you show     up out of the blue for? [00:13] Beelzebub     Could you try to sound a little happier? [00:16] Beelzebub     It's a prestigious award     bestowed only upon those [00:18] Beelzebub     who are loved by many demons and     have made a drastic difference [00:21] Beelzebub     by giving bright hope to the world. [00:24] Beelzebub     You recently ended the conflict     between the Red Dragons [00:27] Beelzebub     and the Blue Dragons that     had lasted for generations, [00:29] Beelzebub     and made them agree permanently to peace. [00:32] Beelzebub     You were recognized for that, and you     get the medal in the peace category. [00:36] Azusa     That's just how it ended     up working out, though... [00:39] Beelzebub     Of course, you will accept it, won't you? [00:42] Laika     That's a great honor, Lady Azusa! [00:45] Rosalie     Way to go, Sister! [00:46] Falfa     You're amazing, Mama! [00:47] Shalsha     I'm proud to be your daughter. [00:50] Azusa     Yeah? [00:51] Azusa     Okay, then, I'll gratefully accept. [00:53] Beelzebub     The ceremony will be held in three weeks. [00:55] Beelzebub     You should all attend. [00:57] Beelzebub     I'll come to collect you     shortly before it starts. [01:00] Azusa     Wait, where are we going? [01:01] Beelzebub     The Demon Realm.     That's where the ceremony is held. [01:06] All     The Demon Realm?! [01:07] SFX     Crash! [01:09] Beelzebub     There's no need to get so up in arms. [01:11] Beelzebub     Most demons are well-bred     ladies and gentlemen. [01:14] Beelzebub     The ones who wanted to destroy humanity,     like in olden days, are gone. [01:18] Beelzebub     As long as you show the bare minimum     of good etiquette, that is. [01:21] Azusa     Bare minimum... [01:23] Laika     ...of good etiquette? [01:28] Halkara     What? SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years     and Maxed Out My Level SIGN    Along Came a Leviathan SIGN    Along Came a Leviathan [03:06] Halkara     A demon ceremony gives me     nothing but bad feelings... [03:11] Halkara     Is it all right if I develop a     stomachache on just that day? [03:15] Falfa     You're gonna fake being sick, Halkara? [03:18] Halkara     No, no! I just have a feeling     that, by total coincidence, [03:23] Halkara     my stomach is going to hurt that day... [03:25] Shalsha     You might as well give up. [03:27] Shalsha     Missing such a prestigious ceremony     would bring shame to the demons. [03:32] Halkara     Understood! [03:33] Halkara     I will attend with the resolution of someone     planning to leap off the Kyalar Spire! [03:39] SFX     Hup! [03:40] Falfa     What's the Kyalar Spire? [03:41] Azusa     I guess this world has its own     idiom that means "take a plunge," [03:42] Shalsha     A famous building of great historical value,     making it an important cultural asset. [03:44] Azusa     like "jump off the stage at Kiyomizu." [03:46] Laika     Lady Azusa, what shall     we wear to the ceremony? [03:48] Falfa     Wow! [03:49] Azusa     Why don't we just wear what we     wore to the dragon's wedding? [03:52] Rosalie     Uh, Sister... [03:55] Rosalie     You really think it's okay for a ghost     like me to attend such a major ceremony? [04:01] Azusa     Huh? Of course it is! [04:03] Azusa     You're part of my family now, Rosalie. [04:07] Rosalie     Sister! Thank you! [04:09] Azusa     Oh, yeah. You'll need a dress, won't you? [04:11] Azusa     Want to go to the village and have one made? [04:14] Rosalie     No way. I'm a ghost. [04:16] Rosalie     I'm not even sure how to change my outfit. [04:19] Azusa     You can't take that off? [04:23] Rosalie     I can't even touch it. [04:25] Laika     This poses an unexpected problem. [04:27] Azusa     You think there are stores     that sell clothes for ghosts? [04:31] Halkara     That kind of business isn't even possible. [04:33] Halkara     Ghosts don't have any money, remember? [04:36] Azusa     Spoken like a true business owner! [04:38] Shalsha     If you need a scholar specializing     in ghosts, I recently met one. [04:43] Scholar     Now, listen. [04:44] Scholar     Ghosts are spirits that have     remained in this world [04:49] Scholar     with an appearance close to     what they looked like in life. [04:52] Scholar     What looks like clothing is     only a part of that spirit. [04:55] Scholar     It is not possible to change     a spirit's clothes. [05:00] Shalsha     I see. [05:02] Azusa     Shalsha knows people like this? [05:06] Laika     So your clothes are a memory     of when you were alive? [05:10] Rosalie     Yeah, I think I did wear     stuff like this a lot. [05:14] Shalsha     Maybe if you envision other     clothes strongly enough, [05:16] Shalsha     you can change into them. [05:18] Azusa     That's not something we can help with... [05:23] Rosalie     Sister, it's okay, really. [05:25] Rosalie     What's impossible is impossible. [05:27] Rosalie     I'm just fine sticking with this outfit. [05:31] Azusa     Rosalie, you think everything's fine     if you can just endure it, don't you? [05:37] Azusa     But just enduring isn't always a good thing. [05:40] Azusa     Besides, you want to wear a dress to the     ceremony with the rest of us, right? [05:47] Rosalie     If it's possible... I'd like to wear one. [05:51] Azusa     Right? [05:52] Azusa     Then we shouldn't give up. Let's find a way! [05:55] Rosalie     How, though? Doing that would be like magic. [06:00] Azusa     Magic? [06:03] Azusa     That's right. I have the Create Magic skill. [06:08] Azusa     There's no spell that can     change a ghost's clothes, [06:11] Azusa     which means I just need to create one! [06:13] Azusa     Time to show off what a cheat witch can do! [06:17] SFX     Ta-da! [06:19] Rosalie     Uh, Sister... [06:21] Rosalie     Showing me a real dress won't help.     I can't put it on. [06:24] Azusa     Rosalie, take a good look at this     dress and ingrain it in your mind. [06:29] Azusa     Then envision yourself wearing     this dress at a party. [06:35] Rosalie     Sister, if you're making this some kind of     "those who believe shall be saved" thing... [06:41] Azusa     I don't think I like being treated     like an occultist by a ghost... [06:45] Azusa     No, that's not the point! [06:47] Azusa     Don't worry! [06:48] Azusa     Just believe in me! [06:50] SFX     Sparkle, sparkle... [06:54] Rosalie     Sister... Okay, then! [06:57] Rosalie     I will repay your fiery passion in kind! [07:24] Azusa     There, all set. [07:26] Azusa     Here goes! [07:28] Rosalie     Okay, Sister! I'm ready! [07:32] Azusa     Land of the living, land of the dead... [07:34] Azusa     Shine upon the darkness     between the two realms, [07:37] Azusa     and allow this outstretched     hand to reach the other side! [07:43] Azusa     Work, magic! [07:44] Azusa     Change, Rosalie! [08:00] Rosalie     Sister, now... [08:03] Rosalie     I could even go to a ball     without any trouble! [08:06] Azusa     All right! It worked! [08:08] Falfa     Rosalie, you look so pretty! [08:11] Shalsha     You're just like a princess! [08:12] Halkara     Except the way you speak... [08:14] Rosalie     Sister Azusa! [08:17] Rosalie     Thank you so much!     What kind of magic did you use? [08:20] Azusa     I basically tried to enhance my image of you [08:23] Azusa     in a way that wouldn't     damage your spirit body. [08:27] Rosalie     Your image of me? [08:30] Rosalie     Sister, would it be possible     to do a little fine tuning? [08:33] Azusa     Huh? You want to add something? [08:35] Rosalie     Yes! [08:37] Rosalie     Please put "Rosalie Is Here" on my back! [08:41] Azusa     Yeah, no. [08:43] Azusa     Soon, it was time to head out. [08:46] Azusa     What is that? [08:47] Laika     Is it a demon? [08:50] Laika     It bears a slight resemblance     to us Dragons... [08:55] Halkara     I really hope the demons don't hate me! [08:58] Halkara     Please don't hate me... [08:59] Beelzebub     Sorry to keep you waiting! [09:01] Beelzebub     I have arrived to collect you! [09:04] Azusa     At last, the time came to depart     for the Demon Realm. SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes     for 300 Years and     Maxed Out My Level [09:15] Azusa     A Leviathan? [09:16] Beelzebub     Correct. [09:17] Beelzebub     It is a large type of demon that can fly. [09:20] Beelzebub     This is the one who will carry     you to the Demon Realm. [09:28] Halkara     There's a big building on its back. [09:30] Rosalie     Are we dreaming or something? [09:32] Falfa     Awesome! [09:34] Azusa     It's like a luxury liner! [09:36] Beelzebub     Not entirely correct, but not wrong. [09:38] Beelzebub     Let me show you the inside. [09:41] Beelzebub     This is the VIP guest room. [09:45] SFX     Klik-klak! [09:46] Beelzebub     This is the large bath. [09:48] Beelzebub     Also, this bath— [09:50] Beelzebub     Hey! What are you doing     when you're on the clock?! [09:53] Vania     Gulp! [09:54] Vania     I'm sorry, boss! [09:56] Falfa     Who's that? [09:57] Vania     It's a pleasure to meet all of you! [10:00] Vania     I am Vania the Leviathan! [10:02] Beelzebub     Get dressed before you introduce yourself! [10:04] Vania     I'm sorry, boss! [10:06] Beelzebub     Now, allow me to explain the bath. [10:09] Beelzebub     This large bath is a demon spring. [10:11] Azusa     Demon spring? Is that a demons' hot spring? [10:14] Beelzebub     Indeed. It feels slippery on the     skin and is great for beauty, [10:16] Beelzebub     but be careful. [10:19] Beelzebub     If you stay in for several     hours, you'll melt. [10:23] Azusa     That's scary! And bad for you! [10:25] Beelzebub     Only after several hours. [10:27] Beelzebub     No one stays in the bath that long. [10:30] Laika     Halkara, please be careful not     to get in this bath alone! [10:34] Halkara     Nobody trusts me at all, do they? [10:39] Vania     Thank you for waiting. [10:40] Azusa     Hey, aren't Leviathans... [10:43] Vania     Yes, the one you're riding right     now is my older sister, Fatla. [10:47] Vania     We rotate the tasks of flying and     attending to guests in our human forms. [10:51] Beelzebub     Vania is also in charge of your meals. [10:54] Vania     Your meal today will have     a focus on poultry! [10:58] Vania     The vegetables are carefully selected     first-class products, as well. [11:00] Vania     Look forward to it! [11:02] Falfa     Wow, I can't wait! [11:04] Beelzebub     By the way, Vania, you will write     a letter of apology later. [11:08] Vania     Oh, no! Please be lenient with me this time! [11:13] Beelzebub     No. You will write. [11:17] Azusa     Wow, what a view! [11:20] Falfa     The buildings all look so tiny! [11:22] Shalsha     It looks so boundless. [11:24] Beelzebub     I believe I've shown you everything now. [11:27] Beelzebub     If you need anything, just let Vania know. [11:29] Azusa     Thanks! [11:31] Azusa     But do we really deserve     such a glamorous reception? [11:34] Beelzebub     Must you ask? [11:36] Beelzebub     That is just how incredible     your accomplishment was. [11:37] Falfa     Shalsha, let's go look over there! [11:39] Shalsha     Okay. [11:40] Beelzebub     You ended a long-lasting     conflict between Dragon clans. [11:43] Beelzebub     Your name will go down in history for that. [11:46] Beelzebub     Azusa, you can be a bit     more proud of yourself. [11:53] Azusa     Well, I'll do my best not to     embarrass us at the ceremony. [11:58] Beelzebub     You have no ambition, do you? [12:02] Vania     Everyone, thank you for waiting! [12:05] Vania     This is a salad made with     twenty types of vegetables. [12:07] Azusa     Wow, high luxury right from the start! [12:12] Azusa     It's delicious! [12:14] Azusa     I've never tasted anything like it. [12:16] Vania     This is a potage made from mashed     Northern thick-shelled beans. [12:20] Vania     Cockatrice eggs wrapped in lettuce. [12:23] Vania     An omelette made from Roc eggs. [12:28] Halkara     So light and runny! [12:29] Azusa     This might be the best egg     dish I've ever tasted! [12:34] Laika     I never knew there was     an omelette like this... [12:37] Laika     I still have much to learn! [12:39] Beelzebub     The difference in flavor is only natural. [12:41] Beelzebub     These ingredients are worth a     thousand times more than yours. [12:44] Laika     A thousand... times... [12:45] Beelzebub     If she somehow made anything     bad from these ingredients, [12:48] Beelzebub     Vania would have to write     another apology letter. [12:52] Vania     I can't slack off at all when     working under Lady Beelzebub... [12:56] Beelzebub     You're saying that after taking     a bath while on the clock?! [12:58] Azusa     Vania, it really was delicious! [13:01] SFX     Klik-klak! [13:03] Azusa     The food was great,     and the bath is fantastic. [13:07] Azusa     I was a little nervous about     going to the land of the demons, [13:10] Azusa     but I guess there was no need to worry. [13:13] Halkara     I'm beginning to feel that way, too. [13:15] Halkara     I think this might turn out to be a     nice trip with no problems at all. [13:20] Azusa     Cut it out. [13:21] Azusa     When you say stuff like that,     it feels like another flag. [13:25] Halkara     Come on, that's not true! [13:45] Rosalie     We're flying over an empty wilderness. [13:47] Rosalie     The Demon Realm's still a ways off, I guess. [13:51] Rosalie     The stars are so close. [13:53] Rosalie     Even up this high, I'm still     nowhere near Heaven... [13:58] Halkara     Huh? [14:00] Rosalie     Hey, Sister Halkara. [14:02] Halkara     I woke up for some reason,     so I thought I'd take a bath. [14:06] Rosalie     You're headed in the wrong direction. [14:09] Halkara     I was so sleepy, I made a mistake. [14:12] Halkara     And what are you up to? [14:14] Rosalie     Just checking out the scenery. [14:16] Halkara     There's nothing to see at all, is there? [14:19] Rosalie     It's still totally new to me. [14:22] Rosalie     If I'd stayed a bound spirit, I never     would've been able to see this! [14:26] Halkara     That makes sense. [14:28] Rosalie     And it's all because you made     that building your factory! [14:32] Rosalie     I can't thank you and Sister enough! [14:36] Rosalie     I swear I'll repay this debt someday! [14:39] Halkara     Don't trouble yourself with that. [14:42] Halkara     There are no debts between us. [14:44] Halkara     We're family now, after all. [14:48] Halkara     I'm sure Master would     tell you the same thing. [14:54] Halkara     Well, I'm going to the bath now. [15:01] Rosalie     I feel as warm as if I'd just     been in the bath, too, Sister. [15:11] Falfa     Morning, Mama! [15:12] Azusa     Morning. You two are up early. [15:16] Azusa     Wait, where's Halkara, anyway? [15:19] Shalsha     She wasn't there when we got up. [15:21] Rosalie     Sister Halkara came out in the middle of the     night saying she was gonna take a bath. [15:25] Rosalie     You don't think... [15:26] Azusa     The middle of the night... [15:27] Laika     A bath? [15:30] Azusa     Halkara! [15:31] Laika     What did I tell you?! [15:33] SFX     Slither, slither. [15:33] Halkara     Good morning. [15:35] Halkara     I was so sleepy, I fell under the bed. [15:39] Beelzebub     Everyone awake? We're about     to enter the Demon Realm. [15:42] Azusa     Thank goodness! [15:44] Laika     I didn't know what we'd do! [15:46] Beelzebub     What happened here? [15:46] Halkara     What do you mean? [15:51] Beelzebub     Do you see that? [15:52] Beelzebub     The giant fortress city in the distance     is the royal capital Vanzeld. [15:58] Beelzebub     You lot will first visit the     palace to meet the Demon King. [16:02] Azusa     Huh? [16:03] Beelzebub     After that... let's see... [16:05] Beelzebub     The ceremony is tomorrow, so I     could show you around the capital. [16:09] Azusa     Um, Beelzebub? What did you just say? [16:12] Beelzebub     I said I could show you around the capital. [16:14] Azusa     Before that! [16:16] Beelzebub     Oh, about the Demon King? [16:18] All     What?! [16:20] All     Demon King?! SIGN    Fortress City Vanzeld - Castle Town [16:29] Beelzebub     There are many different races of demons. [16:32] Beelzebub     Some are just like humans. [16:34] Beelzebub     Some are similar to animals. [16:36] Beelzebub     They come in many shapes and sizes. SIGN    Vanzeld Castle [16:39] Beelzebub     We'll walk from here. [16:40] Beelzebub     Don't worry about your things.     Vania will carry them in later. [16:44] Azusa     Um, Beelzebub... [16:46] Azusa     Do we absolutely have     to meet the Demon King? [16:50] Beelzebub     Of course you do. [16:51] Beelzebub     The Demon Medal of Honor is awarded     by the head of the state. [16:54] Beelzebub     Better to have your first audience     beforehand than at the ceremony, right? [16:59] Laika     Listen to me, Halkara!     Please try not to do anything silly! [17:02] Halkara     I know. If I do, I'll probably be killed. [17:07] Halkara     They'll skin me and then     throw me into the fire! [17:11] Beelzebub     No one's going to do that! [17:13] Beelzebub     If you insult our king,     I'll throw you into the fire! [17:17] Halkara     I'm dead either way! [17:20] Falfa     It's like a maze! [17:22] Beelzebub     It's to confuse any enemies that     attack, so they can be eliminated. [17:25] Beelzebub     A relic of the old days. [17:27] Azusa     That's so demon-like. [17:29] Halkara     Um, excuse me... [17:31] Halkara     Can I just fake illness     for the rest of the day? [17:34] Halkara     Actually, my stomach really     is starting to hurt... [17:37] Beelzebub     Only because of all the walking. [17:39] Beelzebub     Look, we're almost there. [17:44] Beelzebub     The Demon King's chamber     is beyond this door. [17:47] Rosalie     It's huge... [17:48] Azusa     Everyone, remember your manners. [17:50] Beelzebub     No need to worry. [17:52] Beelzebub     The Demon King is a friendly sort. [17:54] Beelzebub     You can just act as you always do. [17:57] Halkara     But, Beelzebub, [17:59] Halkara     no matter how careful I am,     I usually mess things up regardless... [18:04] Beelzebub     Our king is big-hearted enough to     forgive even someone like you. [18:08] Beelzebub     Let us pass. [18:09] Guard     Ma'am! [18:21] Pecora     Hi! [18:23] Pecora     Welcome to Vanzeld Castle! [18:26] Azusa     Um... Hi? [18:29] Pecora     You're Azusa, the Witch     of the Highlands, right? [18:32] Azusa     Yes... [18:33] Pecora     It's really you! [18:34] Pecora     Please shake my hand! [18:36] Azusa     Okay... [18:38] Halkara     Master, if we stand around here talking [18:41] Halkara     and keep the Demon King waiting,     it'll make a bad impression. [18:45] Pecora     You must be Halkara, right? [18:48] Pecora     I drink Nutri-Spirit all the time! [18:50] Pecora     Please shake my hand! [18:53] Halkara     Ouch! That hurts!     Your grip is much too strong! [18:57] Pecora     Oh, I'm sorry. [18:58] Pecora     Here! Healing magic! [19:00] Halkara     Oh, thank you... [19:04] Halkara     Um, I'm sorry, but could you     go elsewhere for a while? [19:09] Halkara     We need to go and meet the Demon King. [19:13] Halkara     We don't want him to say,     "You're late! Off with the elf's head!" [19:18] Pecora     Aw, the Demon King wouldn't     say anything that mean. [19:21] Halkara     Oh, but you don't know that for sure! [19:24] Halkara     Friendly or not, his values may     be very different from ours. [19:28] Halkara     I must demonstrate proper manners     and hide my true nature to be safe. [19:33] Halkara     I hope I can manage to fool him... [19:35] Pecora     You want to fool the Demon King? [19:37] Halkara     Not out of malice, of course! [19:39] Halkara     But that's an important part of     interpersonal relationships! [19:44] Azusa     Um... Beelzebub? [19:46] Azusa     There's no one on the throne.     Where is the Demon King? [19:49] Beelzebub     Hm? Right in front of you, obviously. [19:58] Pecora     I'm the Demon King, Provat Pecora Allières. [20:01] Pecora     I don't like towering over     people when I meet them, [20:05] Pecora     so I came down here to wait for you! [20:06] Azusa     Right, of course... [20:08] Halkara     I'm so... [20:10] Halkara     so sorry! [20:13] Halkara     All that stuff about fooling you and     hiding my nature was a figure of speech! [20:17] Falfa     Are you okay, Halkara? [20:19] Falfa     You said you wanted to fake sick,     but does your stomach hurt for real? [20:23] Shalsha     Illnesses start within. [20:25] Shalsha     It's possible she was focusing so much     on faking sick that she really got sick. [20:30] Azusa     Cut her some slack! [20:31] Pecora     Wow, you were actually thinking about that? [20:35] Halkara     No... I was only worried that     I'd make some silly mistake, [20:39] Halkara     King Plot Pecona Alias... [20:41] Beelzebub     It's King Provat Pecora Allières. [20:44] Halkara     Gulp! [20:45] Laika     Lady Azusa! She keeps piling on     more and more rude blunders! [20:50] Azusa     Yes, I know... [20:53] Pecora     There's no need to bow to me. [20:56] Pecora     You're not one of my retainers. [20:59] Pecora     So long as there's life in me, [21:01] Pecora     I will never bring harm to any of you. [21:05] Halkara     Demon King... [21:07] Pecora     Please raise your head, Halkara. [21:10] Halkara     Right! Understood! [21:13] SFX     Click. [21:14] SFX     Click. [21:15] SFX     Click. [21:16] SFX     Click. [21:25] Beelzebub     My Demon King! Please stay with me! [21:28] SFX     Pecoraaaa... [21:30] Rosalie     Her spirit's flown out of her! This is bad! [21:33] Pecora     Hallll... [21:34] Laika     Halkara! I can't believe you! [21:35] Guard     She's unconscious! [21:36] Guard     Get her to the doctor! [21:38] Shalsha     I don't know much about demon laws, [21:41] Shalsha     but in human law, anyone who harms     royalty is usually executed. [21:49] Azusa     Um... Beelzebub? [21:51] Beelzebub     If I'd known she would do this,     I would've let her fake being sick. [21:56] Beelzebub     Halkara... [21:58] Beelzebub     will be executed. E7 - We Beat Up a Demon King Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Beelzebub     Halkara will most likely be executed. [00:04] Beelzebub     Per the law, she will be impaled     and then burned alive. [00:07] Beelzebub     In the worst case, the elf village     in her homeland may be destroyed. SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years     and Maxed Out My Level SIGN    We Beat Up a Demon King SIGN    We Beat Up a Demon King [01:47] Laika     We might all be executed, not just Halkara. [01:51] Shalsha     What she did would warrant that. [01:54] Falfa     I don't wanna die! [01:57] Beelzebub     There's just one way to save her. [02:00] (Flashback) Beelzebub     Only the Demon King has the     authority to overturn a law. [02:05] (Flashback) Beelzebub     If the Demon King awakens before     the execution is carried out... [02:11] Azusa     Everyone, listen! [02:16] Falfa     I got us a hot water pot and a tea set! [02:19] Azusa     Thanks. [02:20] Shalsha     The guards look scary,     but they were very nice. [02:24] Azusa     Sister, you were right! [02:26] Azusa     There's a garden where they grow     a bunch of different plants! [02:29] Azusa     Excellent! Now if I can     just get some herbs— [02:32] Laika     I'll go get them! [02:34] Azusa     But if someone sees you... [02:36] Laika     No need to worry! [02:38] Laika     I can also take this form! [02:42] Azusa     What in all hell... [02:44] Azusa     You're so cute! [02:45] Laika     U-Um, Lady Azusa... [02:45] SFX     Squeeze! [02:47] Laika     This isn't so bad every now     and then, but still... [02:50] Laika     Anyway, I'm going now! [02:50] SFX     Flap, flap, flap... [02:53] SFX     Flap, flap, flap... [02:53] Laika     I'm back! [02:54] SFX     Plink. Plonk. [02:55] SFX     Plop. Plop. Plop. [03:02] Azusa     It's done! [03:03] Laika     Lady Azusa... what is it? [03:06] Azusa     An analeptic. [03:07] Azusa     It's just incredibly bitter     and hard-hitting, though. [03:11] Azusa     But it's so bitter, I'm sure     it'll awaken the Demon King. [03:17] Azusa     Vania? [03:19] Vania     Lady Beelzebub ordered me     to bring this to you... [03:25] Vania     The Demon King rests in this first-aid room. [03:28] Azusa     But the question is how to get there... [03:31] Vania     Lady Beelzebub has a plan for that. [03:37] SFX     Sparkle! [03:41] Azusa     This is like some kind of lame comedy skit! [03:42] SFX     Rumble, rumble... [03:44] Azusa     Take this seriously! [03:46] Vania     I-I am serious! [03:46] SFX     Flail, flail, flail... [03:48] Vania     The current crisis has the     whole castle in a panic! [03:50] Vania     I'm sure no one's paid attention     to the identity of the doctor! [03:53] Azusa     Really, though? [03:54] Vania     I will guide you through     the rest personally! [03:58] Azusa     Well, okay. [03:59] Azusa     I'll do what I can. [04:02] Falfa     Mama... [04:03] Shalsha     Best of luck. [04:05] Azusa     Yep. [04:07] SFX     Zoom! [04:10] Azusa     If we're found out,     won't you get caught, too? [04:14] Vania     Yes... [04:15] Vania     I don't even fully understand how this     turned into such a serious matter... [04:21] Vania     But Lady Beelzebub gave me     orders, so I have no choice... [04:25] Azusa     Sorry. [04:28] Demon A     Who are you? [04:29] Vania     I am Vania, a servant of Lady Beelzebub. [04:32] Vania     I've brought the doctor. [04:34] Demon B     Wait. [04:35] Demon B     I have not received any reports     of Beelzebub summoning anyone. [04:39] Demon B     I already know the doctor's name. [04:42] Demon B     What is your name? [04:44] Vania     H-H-H-Her name is... A-Azu... [04:48] Vania     Pero... Poro... [04:50] Azusa     We're dead! [04:51] Azusa     Beelzebub! [04:53] Azusa     You're ignoring us?! [04:54] Demon A     Something doesn't smell right. [04:56] Demon A     And what's with those horns?     Did you just stick them on? [05:00] Demon A     Let me check for myself. [05:02] Azusa     You leave me no choice. [05:05] Azusa     I am Azusa, the Witch of the Highlands! [05:08] Azusa     I will awaken the Demon King right away! [05:10] Azusa     Let me through! [05:11] Demon A     She's... [05:12] Demon B     A friend of the criminal! [05:13] Demon C     Get her! [05:19] Azusa     Yeah, I saw that coming. [05:21] Azusa     But for the sake of Halkara     and the rest of my family, [05:24] Azusa     I can't just sit here and let you take me! [05:31] Demon A     Impossible! [05:32] Demon B     I-In a mere instant... [05:33] Demon C     Just what is this human?! [05:35] Azusa     Let me get to the Demon King! [05:38] Demon A     Defend to the last! [05:39] Demon B     You have permission to use magic! [05:40] Demon C     Fire! [05:46] Azusa     Really? [05:48] Azusa     That's all you've got? [05:55] Beelzebub     I never imagined it would turn out this way. [06:00] Azusa     I guess I went a little too far, huh? [06:02] Beelzebub     When you mean business, you could     flatten an entire country. [06:25] Azusa     Y-You were awake?! [06:28] Pecora     I sensed that a ruffian was approaching, [06:31] Pecora     so I woke up instinctively. [06:32] SFX     Bwiiing... [06:33] Azusa     You're a Demon King, all right! [06:35] Pecora     What were you trying to get me to drink? [06:37] Azusa     I-It's just an analeptic! [06:40] Azusa     I was only trying to wake you up! [06:43] Pecora     It looks a lot like poison to me. [06:45] Azusa     It only looks like poison! [06:47] Azusa     If you drink it, you'll be like,     "Augh, gross! But I want another!" [06:51] Pecora     Very well, Witch of the Highlands. [06:53] Pecora     If you wish to prove your innocence... [06:56] Pecora     then face me, Provat Pecora Allières, [07:01] Pecora     in a duel! [07:03] Azusa     Huh? Wh-What do you mean? [07:06] Pecora     If what you've said is true, [07:09] Pecora     then even if you win,     you won't try to kill me. [07:14] Azusa     Oh, of course... [07:15] Azusa     I mean, I get the idea, but... [07:17] Azusa     That would only work if I won, right? [07:21] Pecora     If you lose, then it's over. [07:24] Pecora     Only the fact that the Demon King     defeated an assassin will remain. [07:28] Azusa     I guess that means I have no choice, huh? [07:35] Pecora     Now, Witch of the Highlands... [07:37] Pecora     I will judge... [07:39] Pecora     just how powerful you are! [07:41] Azusa     Losing is not an option. [07:43] Azusa     All of our lives depend on this! [07:52] Pecora     Huh? I can't believe she evaded that... [08:00] Azusa     Well, I am level 99. [08:14] Pecora     Why don't you try attacking me a little? [08:17] Pecora     You'd better not drag your feet too long. [08:19] Pecora     Remember, that elf's life is on the line! [08:24] Azusa     That wasn't a very wise taunt, Demon King. [08:35] Azusa     When it comes to protecting my family... [08:39] Azusa     I'll show no hesitation! [08:51] Azusa     I'd say we're done here, wouldn't you? [08:53] Pecora     I only lost my balance, that's all. [08:55] Azusa     But I've already destroyed it. [09:03] Azusa     You can always train your body more, [09:05] Azusa     but you can only strengthen     a weapon so much. [09:11] Azusa     Checkmate. [09:13] Azusa     Am I wrong, Demon King? SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes     for 300 Years and     Maxed Out My Level [09:22] Azusa     I do believe I've won, no? [09:26] Azusa     Are you going to do as I say? [09:30] Pecora     Yes. [09:31] Azusa     I want you to spare Halkara. [09:34] Azusa     She doesn't mean any harm.     She's just a klutz. [09:39] Azusa     Uh... Demon King? [09:41] Azusa     Demon King? [09:43] Pecora     All right, Dear Sister. [09:48] Azusa     What? Dear Sister? [09:50] Pecora     I will obey your every order, Dear Sister. [09:52] Azusa     What kind of joke is this? [09:54] Pecora     For some time, I've wanted to live my life     in reverence for one stronger than me. [09:59] Pecora     I thought you would be the     perfect choice for that, [10:02] Pecora     so I took the liberty of testing you! [10:04] Azusa     What?! [10:05] Pecora     I'd like to respect and adore you for     the rest of my life, Dear Sister! [10:09] Azusa     Um... I'm honored, really, [10:12] Azusa     but before any of that, [10:13] Azusa     could you please guarantee     the safety of Halkara and the others? [10:17] Pecora     Please don't speak so politely to me. [10:20] Pecora     Say it like you're giving me an order! [10:22] Pecora     Oh, and with your hand on my face! [10:26] Azusa     Provat— [10:26] Pecora     Please, call me Pecora. [10:31] SFX     Touch. [10:32] Azusa     Pecora. [10:33] Pecora     D-Dear Sister, what are you doing? [10:41] Azusa     Pecora, you are to set Halkara free. [10:46] Azusa     Simple enough, yes? [10:52] Pecora     It has been proven that Halkara did     not knock me out intentionally! [10:56] Pecora     She is to be set free! [10:58] Pecora     And treat all of Azusa's     family with utmost care! [11:01] Demons     Understood! [11:02] Beelzebub     Well, I guess it all worked out... [11:05] SFX     Slither, slither, slither... [11:05] Vania     And our lives are saved, too. [11:12] Beelzebub     Sorry, but would you mind humoring her? [11:20] Pecora     Gulp, gulp. [11:23] Pecora     I never dreamed I'd get to enjoy     tea like this with my dear sister! [11:28] Pecora     I'm so happy to have an older sister now! [11:31] Pecora     I had grown tired of making people serve me. [11:34] Pecora     Everyone automatically denigrates     themselves before me. [11:39] Azusa     Well, you are the Demon King. [11:41] Pecora     When you slammed me against the     wall, my heart skipped a beat! [11:45] Pecora     A woman with such a dignified     expression as she gives me orders... [11:48] Pecora     My heart was simply pounding! [11:51] SFX     Drool... [11:52] SFX     Hmph. [11:52] Pecora     Beelzebub was a candidate     to be my older sister, too, [11:55] Pecora     but she wouldn't scold me or anything! [11:58] Azusa     She seems like she'd be     a better fit than me... [12:00] Beelzebub     Checkmate. [12:02] Pecora     If there's ever anything the demons     can help you with, just ask! [12:06] Pecora     I'll do everything in my     power for my dear sister! [12:09] Azusa     Thanks... [12:11] Pecora     Um, Dear Sister... [12:14] Pecora     There's one favor I'd like to ask of you. [12:16] Azusa     Uh... What is it? [12:19] Pecora     Would you please give     me a kiss on the cheek? [12:23] Azusa     Huh? [12:24] Pecora     There's a scene in my favorite book [12:26] Pecora     where the older sister     kisses her younger sister. [12:29] Pecora     I just love that so much, [12:31] Pecora     and I really want to experience it myself... [12:34] Azusa     Huh... [12:35] Pecora     And look, there's no one else around now. [12:38] Azusa     W-Wait a sec! A kiss?! [12:40] Pecora     People kiss members of their     own families, don't they? [12:43] Pecora     It's just an extension of that! [12:45] Azusa     I'm not kissing you!     I'll give you a hug, at most! [12:48] Pecora     You should! [12:49] Pecora     Especially for your little sister! [12:50] Azusa     O-Okay, fine! [12:52] Azusa     But only on your cheek, all right? [12:55] Pecora     Thank you so much, Dear Sister! [13:02] Halkara     I was genuinely scared, you know. [13:08] Falfa     That was a close one, huh? [13:09] Shalsha     Dangerously close. [13:11] Azusa     Keep your eyes closed, Pecora. [13:15] Laika     Please try to be a bit more careful. [13:22] Laika     I was so worried abo— [13:25] Halkara     Master and the Demon King     are a c-c-c-c-coupl— [13:31] Halkara     Master... you're the type who     falls in love with women? [13:35] Halkara     W-Well, um... [13:36] Halkara     You have my support! [13:38] Azusa     No! [13:39] Azusa     It's not like that! You've got it all wrong! [13:41] Pecora     You've intruded upon my precious     time with my dear sister. [13:45] Pecora     Have you no tact whatsoever?! [13:48] Pecora     You won't get away with this! [13:50] Pecora     Execution! [13:51] Halkara     What?! [13:52] Azusa     Let her off the hook! I'll kiss you, okay?! [13:55] Pecora     No need anymore. The mood's already ruined. [13:57] Pecora     A kiss between sisters is a sacred     ritual to deepen their bond. [14:01] Pecora     It's not a matter of merely     touching with the lips. [14:04] Azusa     Sounds complicated... [14:06] Falfa     Mama, I don't think you've ever kissed me. [14:10] Azusa     Falfa... [14:12] Azusa     Come here. [14:16] Azusa     Smooch. [14:21] Falfa     Yay! Mama gave me a kiss! [14:24] Falfa     Yay! Yay! yay! [14:24] Shalsha     I want one, too. [14:28] Azusa     Smooch. [14:30] Azusa     You didn't like it? [14:32] Shalsha     I... did. [14:34] Falfa     Mama! [14:35] Falfa     I'll give you one, too! [14:37] Shalsha     Me, too. [14:39] Both     Mama... Smooch! [14:42] Three     Je t'aime... [14:44] Azusa     The rest of you get hugs! [14:46] SFX     Pout... [14:46] SFX     Squeeze. [14:47] SFX     Pat, pat. [14:48] SFX     Whoosh! [14:50] Pecora     Then, I want one, too! [14:52] Azusa     Okay, okay. [14:55] Laika     I think I might not be     very fond of this one. [14:57] Halkara     If I had to say, I don't     think she's my type, either. [15:00] Halkara     Spoiled girls like her need a     taste of how harsh the world is. [15:01] Pecora     Oh, I almost forgot. Laika, right? [15:05] Pecora     There'll be a part of the ceremony     tomorrow that might surprise you. [15:11] Azusa     Wow, there are so many people here! [15:14] Beelzebub     Even I was prepared to lose     my head after all this. [15:19] Vania     So was I. [15:20] Azusa     Sorry about that. [15:21] Halkara     I'll be more careful from now on. [15:24] Pecora     Everyone, thank you for taking time from     your busy schedules to attend today's ceremony. [15:30] Pecora     I'd like to get straight to the awarding     of the Demon Medals of Honor in order. [15:39] Pecora     Next, the peace category. [15:41] Pecora     Azusa, the Witch of the Highlands, [15:43] Pecora     who halted the long-standing conflict     between the Red Dragons and the Blue Dragons... [15:47] Pecora     and Laika the Red Dragon,     if you would both step up. [15:51] Laika     What? Me, too? [15:59] Azusa     So this was the surprise     you hinted at yesterday? [16:04] Pecora     I'd like to call one more to the stage:     Flatorte, representing the Blue Dragons. [16:10] Both     Huh?! [16:11] Pecora     Flatorte has brought the Blue Dragons     together to assure no further conflicts arise, [16:16] Pecora     which I believe is worthy of recognition. [16:18] Flatorte     I-It's been a while, Laika. [16:21] Laika     Yes, it has. [16:23] Azusa     You really seem to like surprising peopl— [16:26] Pecora     And now for the awards! [16:28] Pecora     There! [16:29] SFX     Toss! [16:30] SFX     Catch! Catch! Catch! [16:31] Azusa     Haphazard much?! [16:33] Pecora     This should go even further to ensure     peace between the Dragon tribes. [16:38] Pecora     Surely there's no one who would     start a fight now, is there? [16:42] Flatorte     I-I understand clearly. [16:44] Flatorte     The Blue Dragons won't do anything. [16:47] Azusa     After being forced to say that     on a stage this prestigious, [16:49] Azusa     there's no way she'll break that treaty. [16:51] Azusa     Pecora, you actually thought this through. [16:55] Pecora     The demons themselves are     a highly multiracial clan. [16:58] Pecora     The Demon King has to be a symbol     of the harmony among them all. [17:02] Flatorte     Well, I'll just take my leave now. [17:05] Flatorte     I still have many things I need to do... [17:08] Pecora     Oh, I came up with a bit of an idea. [17:10] Pecora     I'd like you to demonstrate proof to my dear     sister that the Blue Dragons won't rebel. [17:16] Pecora     I know! You should stroke Flatorte's horns! [17:21] Flatorte     N-Not my horns! Anything but my horns! [17:24] Azusa     Do you hate having your     horns touched that much? [17:24] Pecora     I was a bit concerned my own     cleansing wouldn't be enough... [17:27] Laika     It's a custom unique to the Blue Dragons. [17:30] Laika     Letting someone touch your horns     means you submit to them completely. [17:34] Pecora     Would you rather have     Laika touch them, then? [17:36] Pecora     That would give the Red Dragons     total control over you. [17:42] Azusa     Well, it's all for the sake of peace. [17:44] Azusa     I guess I'll do it. [17:46] Flatorte     Have it your way! [17:47] Flatorte     Blast it all! I don't even care anymore! [17:52] Azusa     If you'll excuse me, then... [18:00] Flatorte     Honored ancestors... [18:02] Flatorte     I have been forced to submit to this witch. [18:06] Flatorte     Please forgive me for bringing     such shame upon myself. [18:09] Azusa     That's being a bit dramatic... [18:11] Pecora     This concludes the awarding ceremony! [18:20] Fatla     I, Fatla, will be your attendant     for the return trip. [18:25] Fatla     I am the one you rode to the Demon Realm. [18:28] Azusa     Oh! Thanks for that! [18:31] Fatla     My younger sister, Vania,     will be your transport now. [18:34] Fatla     Unfortunately... [18:35] Azusa     Incidentally... how long     are you going to be here? [18:39] Flatorte     Now that I have sworn submission     to the Witch of the Highlands, [18:41] Flatorte     I cannot leave my mistress's     side for even a moment. [18:45] Azusa     Wait, you're coming home with us?! [18:47] Flatorte     Correct. [18:48] Laika     Lady Azusa! [18:49] Laika     Our house in the highlands     doesn't need two dragons! [18:52] Laika     Please order Flatorte to     return to her homeland! [18:55] Flatorte     Our customs demand that I     kill myself if I leave her. [18:58] Flatorte     I must protect my mistress,     wherever she goes. [19:01] Azusa     Their customs are hardcore! [19:03] Azusa     Pecora, you knew all this     when you made me touch her! [19:06] Azusa     That damn demon! [19:07] Fatla     Everyone, I've brought some honey wa...ter?! [19:14] Fatla     I-I'm so sorry! [19:16] Azusa     Wh-What was that shaking?! [19:18] Fatla     It was Vania. She must have recalled     something that made her laugh again. [19:21] Vania     This is Vania, your driver. [19:24] Vania     I'm very sorry about that. [19:26] Vania     I just remembered a joke [19:27] Vania     from a comedy I saw two years ago... [19:30] Fatla     Moron! [19:31] Azusa     Flatorte... [19:32] Flatorte     So long as I live, I will     protect you, Mistress. [19:37] Azusa     Fatla, is it okay if I use the bath? [19:42] Azusa     Hey... Don't you think that custom about     total submission is kinda unreasonable? [19:47] Flatorte     We Blue Dragons swore lifelong submission     to a dragon knight who overpowered us. [19:54] Flatorte     To the strong go all spoils,     and the master's orders are absolute. [19:57] Flatorte     These are my tribe's values. [20:00] Azusa     Then if I ordered you to die, would you? [20:04] Flatorte     If you so ordered it, I would. [20:05] Flatorte     That is the pride of the Blue Dragons. [20:10] Azusa     Okay. [20:11] Azusa     Flatorte, I have one order for you. [20:15] Azusa     Once we reach the house in the highlands, [20:17] Azusa     you are to think for yourself and act of     your own will, without awaiting my orders. [20:21] Azusa     Throw away all thoughts of     submission and live freely. [20:24] Flatorte     But then... I wouldn't know how to live... [20:30] Azusa     My orders are absolute, aren't they? [20:33] Azusa     So obey my order. [20:35] Azusa     I'll give you all the advice you need. [20:37] Azusa     If you're wrong, I'll let you know. [20:39] Azusa     But you have to live independently. [20:42] Azusa     You're free! [20:44] Flatorte     Mistress... [20:46] Flatorte     That order is contradictory. [20:48] Azusa     That doesn't matter. I'm your mistress. [20:52] Flatorte     Mistress... [20:55] Flatorte     Before we return to the others,     can I ask you to do one thing? [21:03] Azusa     Uh... So you just want me to     pet your head and horns now? [21:07] Flatorte     Yes. [21:09] Azusa     Well, okay. [21:12] Flatorte     Ah... I belong to you, my mistress... [21:17] Azusa     She spent all those years trying her     hardest to be the Blue Dragons' leader. [21:18] Flatorte     Mistress... [21:21] Flatorte     Mistress... [21:21] Azusa     She couldn't show any     weakness or rely on anyone. [21:24] Flatorte     Mama... [21:26] Azusa     Mama? [21:27] Laika     You're bothering Lady Azusa. [21:30] Laika     It's time for you to move. [21:32] Flatorte     Laika! [21:33] Flatorte     Why did you have to butt in?! [21:35] Laika     You were doing something weird,     so I stopped you! That's all! [21:38] Flatorte     You Red Dragons are always     doing such silly things! [21:40] Flatorte     What do you mean, "weird"?! [21:42] Laika     Lying in her lap while she     petted you made me env— [21:45] Laika     I mean, made you seem like a dog! [21:47] Flatorte     I am not a dog! [21:47] SFX     Woof! [21:48] Flatorte     I am a free, obedient Dragon who     gives her all for her mistress! [21:54] Azusa     Thus our excursion to the     land of the demons ended, [21:57] Azusa     and we finally began our trip home... [22:01] Azusa     But our family gained     yet another new member. [22:05] Azusa     Seems like things are about to get hectic... E8 - A Fake Witch of the Highlands Appeared Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:11] Azusa     What a refreshing morning.     The weather's so nice. [00:15] Azusa     Today should be another peaceful day... [00:17] Flatorte     It appears you and I must settle our score! [00:20] Laika     Fine by me! [00:23] Flatorte     I challenge you to a duel! [00:25] Laika     Very well! [00:26] Laika     I haven't trained my body to be so weak     as to lose to the likes of a Blue Dragon! [00:30] Flatorte     What did you say?! [00:31] Laika     What was that?! [00:32] Azusa     Stop! [00:34] Azusa     What's all the fuss so early in the morning? [00:37] Both     Lady Azusa! Whose cookies taste better? [00:40] Azusa     Huh? SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years     and Maxed Out My Level SIGN    A Fake Witch of the Highlands Appeared SIGN    A Fake Witch of the Highlands Appeared [02:17] Rosalie     Basically, since Sister Flatorte came along, [02:21] Rosalie     the two of them have been arguing nonstop, [02:24] Rosalie     but since they swore before the     Demon King to stop fighting, [02:26] Rosalie     they can't fight with their fists, [02:29] Rosalie     so they had a cookie-baking contest [02:31] Rosalie     as a way to resolve their     disagreement peacefully. [02:34] SFX     Pop! [02:35] Both     Whose is it?! [02:36] Azusa     My judgment is... [02:38] SFX     Pop! [02:40] SFX     Pop! Pop! [02:42] Azusa     They're both delicious, so you both win! [02:44] Laika     Lady Azusa, that's not good enough! [02:47] Flatorte     We need you to judge us without mercy! [02:50] Azusa     Yeah, but... [02:50] Halkara     Those two are awfully heated     today, aren't they? [02:53] Falfa     We know why! [02:55] Falfa     Because they haven't eaten any meat! [02:57] Shalsha     Dragons are carnivores. [02:59] Shalsha     They were complaining that they     haven't had fresh meat in a while. [03:03] Halkara     Meat, huh? [03:09] Natalie     Good morning. [03:11] Azusa     It's unusual for you to drop by, Natalie. [03:14] Azusa     What's up? [03:16] Natalie     Well, it seems there's been an outbreak     of longhammer boars in Nilka Forest. [03:22] Azusa     Longhammer boars? [03:24] Natalie     This is the request. [03:26] Natalie     They're very vicious beasts, so local     adventurers can't handle them, [03:30] Natalie     and they hoped the Witch of the     Highlands would take care of it. [03:33] Azusa     Hmm... Getting rid of monsters, huh? [03:37] Azusa     I have plenty of magic     stones already, though. [03:39] Natalie     Longhammer boars are wild     animals, not monsters. [03:43] Natalie     They won't give you magic stones. [03:46] Natalie     If you kill one, you'll only     get a lump of boar meat. [03:48] Both     Meat?! [03:49] Laika     Lady Azusa! Let's leave at once! [03:52] Flatorte     We have to do this! [03:53] Azusa     What's gotten into you two? [03:56] Halkara     Master, it seems the two of     them are starved for meat. [04:00] Azusa     Ah, so that's it. [04:03] Azusa     Well, I don't want them starting     up weird contests again, so... [04:06] Azusa     Okay, let's go beat up some boars. [04:09] Laika     I will make preparations right away! [04:11] Flatorte     There's no time to waste! [04:14] SFX     Zoom! SIGN    Nilka Forest [04:17] Flatorta     Meat! Meat! Time for some meat! [04:21] Flatorte     Meat juices overflowing! Meat juices flying! [04:25] Flatorte     So much, you can drink it! [04:27] Laika     The path is awfully steep. [04:29] Azusa     Yeah, maybe being such a tough trip for     humans makes it safer for the boars. [04:35] Azusa     We were right to leave Halkara     at home with Falfa and Shalsha. [04:39] Azusa     She'd fall for sure. [04:41] Rosalie     Sister! [04:43] Rosalie     If you keep going straight, [04:45] Rosalie     the path slopes down into a     river through the valley. [04:47] Rosalie     I saw about fifteen boars there. [04:51] Azusa     Thanks, Rosalie. [04:52] SFX     Slide... [04:53] Flatorte     Fifteen?! [04:55] Flatorte     It's a mountain of food! Let's go eat! [04:59] Raika     Wait! If you actually go straight... [05:03] Flatorte     I got stuck in tree branches. [05:06] Laika     I tried to tell you. [05:08] Azusa     Of course your clothes would catch on     branches if you go the same way Rosalie did. [05:14] Flatorte     I don't wear clothes when in dragon form, [05:17] Flatorte     so I never got used to them. [05:20] Flatorte     So... [05:21] Flatorte     If they're in the way, they can get lost! [05:24] Azusa     Whoa! [05:25] Azusa     What are you doing?! [05:26] Laika     Have you lost your mind?! [05:28] Flatorte     This is what freedom is! Freedom! [05:31] Flatorte     Flatorte is free! [05:37] Azusa     Then again... [05:38] Azusa     No one's around, so I guess it's okay. [05:41] Flatorte     Sniffle, sniffle... [05:44] Flatorte     There were people at the     river, and they saw me. [05:46] Azusa     They didn't do anything bad, did they? [05:49] Flatorte     They seemed to be female, so it was fine. [05:52] Laika     Honestly... Here. [05:54] Flatorte     Thanks. I owe you. [05:57] Laika     All you owe me is to put on your clothes. [06:00] Flatorte     There! All good now! [06:03] Flatorte     I'm going back! [06:05] Both     Why?! [06:06] Rosalie     Yikes. [06:07] Azusa     Laika, we're going after her! [06:10] Azusa     They're gonna think we're     a group of streakers! [06:13] Laika     Yes! She'll bring shame to all Dragons! [06:15] Flatorte     Stop! [06:20] Rosalie     Sister Flatorte! [06:22] Rosalie     Are you okay? [06:23] Azusa     What happened? [06:25] Flatorte     Give that back! [06:31] SFX     Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle... [06:36] SFX     Splish. [06:37] Flatorte     It's floating away! [06:39] Laika     What in the world is she doing? [06:41] Azusa     No idea. [06:45] Flatorte     I can't make the trip back     if I don't have those! [06:50] SFX     Splish. [06:52] Flatorte     My clothes are floating away, too! [06:55] Azusa     Think about the direction     you kick things in. [06:58] Rosalie     Well, it's not like she's lost everything. [07:01] Flatorte     Forget it! [07:03] Flatorte     All right, boars. [07:04] Flatorte     If you're naked, the great     Flatorte will fight naked, too! [07:10] Flatorte     That's what you call taking     a fight seriously! [07:15] Azusa     Wha— [07:18] Azusa     Well, that's it! We have to help her! [07:20] Laika     Understood! [07:22] Rosalie     Got it! [07:37] Azusa     I think it's ready now. [07:45] Azusa     Nice! This is great! [07:47] Azusa     Salt is really all it needs! [07:50] Rosalie     Hear that, you two? [07:52] Flatorte     Now, this is what I call a meal! [07:54] Laika     I feel energy welling up throughout my body! [07:57] Rosalie     You have some impressive appetites... [07:59] Beelzebub     What are you lot up to? [08:01] Azusa     Beelzebub! [08:02] Flatorte     Hey! My clothes! [08:06] Vania     They came floating downstream while     we were investigating the area. [08:09] Vania     We thought they must belong to the naked     person we saw earlier, so we picked them up. [08:14] Vania     I see that person was you, Flatorte. [08:16] Flatorte     You saved me! Thank you! [08:19] Laika     Beelzebub, what were you investigating? [08:22] Beelzebub     Well, we heard the rumor     about the longhammer boars, [08:26] Beelzebub     so we came to gather some     food for the Demon Realm... [08:29] Beelzebub     But it appears you saved us the time. [08:31] Beelzebub     Since we're here, perhaps     we'll help ourselves, too. [08:35] Vania     In that case... [08:37] SFX     Glint. [08:37] SFX     Slice! [08:38] Vania     I will prepare the finest wild     game dishes you've ever had! [08:42] Vania     I'll make sure there's plenty for everyone! [08:44] Laika     Lady Azusa! [08:46] Azusa     Yeah! [08:47] Azusa     Let's get the whole gang here! [09:06] Azusa     A lot of crazy stuff happened, [09:08] Azusa     but in the end, it was a good day. [09:22] Azusa     So, you got to eat plenty of meat. [09:25] Azusa     Do you feel better? [09:26] Laika     Yes. I'm sorry you had to see     us in that shameful state. [09:29] Flatorte     The thought of a reward     made us a bit overzealous. [09:33] Azusa     A reward? [09:35] Laika     The truth is... the two of us had     decided on a reward for that contest. [09:41] Laika     The winner would get to sleep     beside you for one night. [09:45] Azusa     This is news to me! [09:50] Azusa     Sleeping like this makes it feel     like we're all sisters, huh? [09:54] Azusa     Based on our heights, I'm the oldest sister, [09:57] Azusa     Flatorte's in the middle,     and Laika's the youngest. [10:00] Azusa     You two had better get along. Understood? [10:03] Flatorte     Understood, Mistress. [10:05] Laika     I will do as you say, Lady Azusa. [10:08] Azusa     Okay, let's sleep together tonight. [10:10] Both     Yes! [10:21] Laika     I'm the one who brought this back! [10:23] Flatorte     Don't be so stubborn. [10:25] Flatorte     I'm so hungry, I can't sleep! [10:27] Laika     That goes for me, too! [10:32] Azusa     You two... [10:35] Laika     Uh... [10:36] Flatorte     Indeed... SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes     for 300 Years and     Maxed Out My Level SIGN    Halkara Pharmaceuticals Nascúte Factory [10:52] Azusa     Time for a little break. [10:55] Old Lady 1     You've been working hard, Azusa. [10:57] Old Lady 2     You have a knack for this. [10:59] Azusa     Thank you for saying so. [11:03] Azusa     I thought I'd work here to kill     some time since Halkara asked, [11:06] Azusa     but doing this sort of work like     a normal girl isn't so bad. [11:10] Old Lady 1     Did you hear? They say the Witch     of the Highlands showed up again. [11:15] Old Lady 2     Oh, yeah. [11:17] Old Lady 2     I heard she's traveling around the     world helping people in trouble. [11:21] Old Lady 2     The Witch of the Highlands     is such a virtuous person. [11:25] Azusa     Say what? [11:27] Azusa     So on that note... [11:29] Azusa     There's a fake me out there! [11:31] SFX     Pung! [11:31] Laika     That's unforgivable! [11:32] SFX     Pang! [11:33] Rosalie     Let's pulverize 'em! [11:34] SFX     Pong! [11:34] Flatorte     We'll tear them limb from limb! [11:35] SFX     Peng! [11:36] Halkara     Let's get them to work at the factory! [11:37] SFX     Ping! [11:37] Shalsha     Let's sue. [11:38] Shalsha     If precedent is followed,     they'll get, at least, five years. [11:41] SFX     Po-pong! [11:42] Falfa     There's only one of our Mama! [11:44] Azusa     Right... some of you said     some scary things, but... [11:47] Azusa     I just want them to realize     what they're doing is wrong. [11:49] Azusa     We'll start gathering     information right away. [11:52] Azusa     We're going to split up [11:54] Azusa     so we can all search in every direction! SIGN    A Town in the West [11:57] SFX     Zoom... [11:59] Azusa     This is a pretty big town. [12:01] Azusa     It should be easy to get information here. [12:07] Azusa     Huh... Is there some kind of event going on? [12:10] Laika     Lady Azusa, if we're gathering information, [12:13] Laika     perhaps a bar is the best place to start? [12:20] Laika     Lady Azusa! [12:21] Azusa     Don't worry. [12:22] Owner     Hi there. [12:24] Owner     Welcome to our public bar,     A Pig Would Be Far More Useful Than You. [12:30] Azusa     There's no way this is a "public" bar! [12:32] Laika     That name is far too eccentric! [12:34] Customer 1     Yo, miss, I need a refill. [12:37] Owner     Shut up. [12:38] Owner     If you're hungry, get your own food, pig. [12:41] SFX     Oink... [12:43] Both     Huh? [12:44] Owner     This bar was once in danger of going     under because of its poor service, [12:49] Owner     but it's turned around. [12:50] Owner     We turned our crude treatment     of customers into a theme, [12:53] Owner     and business boomed instantly. [12:55] Owner     A change in perspective led us to victory. [12:57] Azusa     That's too drastic a change! [12:59] Owner     So, are you two pigs? [13:02] Azusa     That's a question I never     thought I'd be asked. [13:06] Owner     Looking for part-time work, then? [13:09] Laika     I'd rather die than work     at a place like this! [13:12] Azusa     There's actually something     we'd like to ask you. [13:14] Azusa     We want to know about the     Witch of the Highlands. [13:17] Owner     I see. Information, is it? [13:19] Owner     I did hear a little tidbit about the     Witch of the Highlands recently. [13:24] Azusa     What? Really? [13:25] Owner     If you want me to tell you, [13:27] Owner     why don't you try throwing some     insults at those boys over there? [13:31] Owner     I'd appreciate it even more if you'd look     at them with dismay and displeasure, [13:36] Owner     as if you were looking at something filthy. [13:37] Azusa     What the hell kind of bar did we walk into? [13:40] Laika     Let's leave, Lady Azusa. [13:43] Azusa     If it'll get us information, though... [13:45] Customer 2     Hey, miss, I want to order something else. [13:49] Azusa     Could you keep your     booze-reeking mouth shut? [13:52] Azusa     It's rotting my ears. [13:53] SFX     Oink, oink! [13:55] Laika     Lady Azusa? [13:57] Customer 3     Hey, miss, what about me? [13:59] Azusa     One more word, and I'll kick you. [14:01] SFX     Oink! [14:02] Customer 4     Maybe I'll order the expensive booze! [14:05] Azusa     I think whatever's in the horse's water     bucket should be plenty for you. [14:08] SFX     Oink! [14:09] Customer 5     Hey, miss! Smile for me! [14:11] Azusa     Excuse me? Who said you     could give me orders? [14:15] SFX     Oink! [14:15] Customer 3     Verbal abuse is the best! [14:18] Customer 4     It was worth walking     three hours to get here! [14:20] Customer 5     I'm getting chills... [14:22] Laika     Lady Azusa, would you mind     if I ended these people? [14:26] Customer 2     Oh, those icy eyes make me tingle! [14:30] SFX     Oink, oink! [14:30] Customer 3     Put me down like I'm nothing but trash! [14:33] Laika     Quiet! Stay away from me, vermin! [14:36] SFX     Oink! [14:37] Customer 4     Give me more! [14:38] Laika     Keep your mouth shut! [14:40] Laika     Do you want to be torn apart     by a dragon's claws?! [14:42] Customer 5     Y-Yes, please! [14:42] SFX     Oink! [14:45] Laika     You obscene humans! [14:47] Laika     None of you have the authority     to make demands of me! [14:51] SFX     Oink! [14:53] Azusa     Laika, you're giving them too much service. [14:55] Owner     Thanks a lot! [14:57] Owner     Now these pigs will drop     lots of money for me again. [15:01] Owner     You wanted to know about the     Witch of the Highlands? [15:03] Owner     In that case, the pigs told     me north is the way to go. SIGN    The Road to the North [15:08] SFX     Zoom... [15:10] Female Spectator     My goodness! It's the     Witch of the Highlands! [15:13] Guy     We're so grateful you're here! [15:14] Laika     Lady Azusa. [15:15] Azusa     Yep. Found her. [15:18] Old Witch     I am the Witch of the Highlands. [15:21] Old Witch     I have lived in the highlands for 300 years. [15:24] Girl     Great Witch, please sell     your secret medicine! [15:28] Old Witch     My skills are not nearly good enough     to produce medicine worth selling. [15:34] Old Witch     I'll sell it after I've improved more. [15:38] Male Spectator 1     She's so humble! [15:39] Male SPectator 2     Just as the Witch of the     Highlands should be! [15:41] Azusa     You know that's not true! [15:43] Azusa     You've been at it for 300 years, right? [15:45] Azusa     How many years does it     take to become good enough? [15:48] Azusa     Being a witch isn't such a tough job that     you're still a rookie after 500 years! [15:53] Azusa     Everyone! This Witch of     the Highlands is a fake! [15:57] Azusa     I am the Witch of the Highlands'... friend! [16:01] Azusa     This woman looks nothing like her! [16:03] Male Spectator 1     She's a fake? [16:04] Male Spectator 2     I did hear that the Witch of the Highlands     was supposed to be a young beauty. [16:08] Azusa     Right? Right? [16:11] Azusa     Ahem! [16:12] Azusa     If you're the real Witch of the Highlands, [16:14] Azusa     surely you won't lose in a     magic battle against me. [16:17] SFX     Point! [16:19] Azusa     Therefore, I challenge you to a duel! [16:22] SFX     Blink, blink. [16:23] Azusa     Huh? [16:24] Laika     Lady Azusa, over there! [16:35] Azusa     Now, give it up! [16:41] Both     Huh? [16:42] Eno     I-I'm sorry! [16:43] Eno     You're right. I'm a fake! [16:46] Eno     I'm very sorry! [16:50] Eno     What?! [16:52] Eno     You're the real Witch of the Highlands?! [16:54] Eno     Now I'm even more sorry! [16:57] Azusa     Well, it doesn't seem like you     meant any harm, so it's okay... [17:01] Laika     But you do appear to be a witch. [17:03] Eno     Yes, I am a witch. My name is Eno. [17:07] Azusa     That aside, Eno... [17:10] Azusa     You're the type that likes     to look the part, huh? [17:14] Azusa     You make medicines here? [17:16] Eno     That's right! [17:18] Eno     These Mandragora Pills, for example, [17:20] Eno     are pills that I make from dried mandragora. [17:23] Eno     They relieve exhaustion and eye strain, [17:26] Eno     and they even keep your gut healthy! [17:29] Azusa     You make some pretty good stuff, then. [17:31] Azusa     I think this would be a     big hit if you sold it. [17:34] Eno     Oh, no. [17:35] Eno     I don't think it's wise for a witch     to advertise herself indiscreetly, [17:39] Eno     so I don't sell anything. [17:40] Azusa     That seems like a waste of talent. [17:43] Eno     But if someone came along and said     they wanted to sell it to the public, [17:47] Eno     I'd be willing to consider it... [17:49] Eno     You could say I like the idea of being     a genius only to those in the know. [17:54] Azusa     You're making this so complicated. [17:56] Laika     Pardon me... but isn't that a contradiction? [17:59] Eno     Huh? [18:00] Laika     You want to be familiar to those in the know, [18:03] Laika     but you also want to be known publicly?     You can't have it both ways. [18:07] Laika     I don't quite understand. [18:09] Eno     Well... yes. You're precisely right... [18:12] Eno     I just... you know... [18:14] Laika     There've been nothing but inconsistencies     in the things you've said. [18:18] Laika     Do you want to be known to     the public or don't you? [18:22] Laika     So what is it that you want, exactly? [18:24] Laika     What is your goal? [18:26] Laika     Could you explain it so that I,     an uneducated outsider, can understand? [18:30] Eno     W-Well... [18:33] Azusa     Laika, that's enough. I'll explain it. [18:37] Azusa     See, humans have this thing called vanity. [18:41] Azusa     Eno's vanity takes the form of wanting [18:43] Azusa     to be a genius witch who isn't into doing     business and is only known to those who know. [18:48] Azusa     But at the same time, you have the desire     to be recognized as a great witch, right? [18:55] Laika     But that's... [18:57] Azusa     Yes, it's a contradiction. [18:59] Azusa     But humans are walking contradictions     in the first place. [19:03] Laika     Is that how it is? [19:05] Azusa     This is just my personal opinion, [19:08] Azusa     but am I correct? [19:10] Eno     Yes... You are right. I'm sorry. [19:14] Azusa     In other words, you want     to be fawned over, right? [19:17] Eno     Yes! I want people to fawn over me! [19:20] Azusa     Is that all? [19:23] Eno     No. [19:24] Eno     I want to stand out more and     be gazed upon with admiration! [19:28] Eno     And... [19:30] Eno     I'd like someone to make     a bronze statue of me [19:32] Eno     and be treated like some sort of     honored citizen in my hometown! [19:36] Azusa     You're spouting some very     worldly desires suddenly. [19:40] Azusa     What do you think you'd need     to do to achieve all that? [19:43] Eno     Th-The only way is to do things     that will make me famous! [19:47] Azusa     Yes, well said. [19:49] Azusa     So let's start doing that, then. [19:52] Eno     Huh? [19:57] Falfa     Wow! [19:58] Azusa     This is a pretty big marketplace. [20:01] Shalsha     Mama, where is this witch's shop? [20:04] Azusa     Uh, I think it was A-23b? [20:08] Halkara     Oh, it's along the wall!     The wall is the best spot! [20:12] Azusa     Is this a doujinshi convention or what?! [20:17] Eno     Witch of the Highlands! [20:20] Azusa     Eno... Is that... [20:23] Eno     Well, you know how I suffer     from stage fright, right? [20:26] Eno     So I decided to overcome my     embarrassment by becoming [20:30] Eno     someone completely different from myself! [20:33] Azusa     I see. [20:34] Azusa     Well, if it makes sense     to you, I'm all for it. [20:38] Azusa     Where are Laika and Flatorte, anyway? [20:41] Laika     Get your Red Dragon brand butter cookies! [20:44] Flatorte     Try some cookies made with beans roasted     in the valley of the Blue Dragons! [20:48] Laika     Mine are better than the ones beside me! [20:50] Flatorte     The ones beside me aren't worth considering! [20:54] Azusa     For the love of... [20:56] Rosalie     Don't you walk up to me     grinning like morons! [20:59] Rosalie     I'll make you regret that in the next life! [21:01] Rosalie     Go wash your faces in a     ditch and never come back! [21:06] Customer 1     Insult me more! [21:07] Customer 2     Lady Rosalie! [21:09] Azusa     She might be perfect for that job... [21:11] Eno     Yes, one bottle of Mandragora Pills. [21:14] Eno     Thank you very much! [21:17] Azusa     With that, Eno's shop turned     out to be fairly successful, [21:20] Azus     and she was able to shed a few     layers in more ways than one. [21:26] Laika     Lady Azusa, you have mail. [21:29] Azusa     Oh, it's from Eno! [21:32] Eno     Dearest Lady Azusa. [21:35] Eno     Thank you for your help the other day. [21:38] Eno     Thanks to you, my Mandragora Pills became     all the rage through word of mouth, [21:42] Eno     and sales have been explosive! [21:44] Eno     I can't produce enough to keep up. [21:46] Eno     I'm struggling to figure out     what I should do about this. [21:50] Azusa     Wow, so that medicine became a hit? [21:54] Laika     It sounds like she's quite popular. [21:56] Halkara     Hmm... [21:57] Halkara     It sounds as if she might work     out as a new business partner. [22:01] Azusa     Well, she was able to draw     out her latent talent. [22:04] Azusa     Maybe this was for the best. E9 - My Daughter Turned Into a Slime and Couldn't Change Back Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Shalsha     Mother! There's trouble! [00:10] Azusa     Shalsha? What's the matter? [00:12] Shalsha     Big Sister... [00:14] Shalsha     Big Sister is... [00:17] Azusa     Falfa! [00:22] Azusa     What is a slime doing in here? [00:24] Azusa     I'd better kill— [00:25] Shalsha     Mother! [00:26] Shalsha     Don't! [00:28] Azusa     Why not? It's a slime. [00:30] Shalsha     That's Big Sister! [00:33] Azusa     Falfa? [00:37] Azusa     I don't get what's going on... [00:40] Shalsha     When we woke up this     morning, she was a slime. [00:43] Azusa     You're kidding... [00:45] Shalsha     The window in our room was closed, [00:47] Shalsha     so there's no way anyone could've     come in from outside. [00:49] Shalsha     So this slime can't be     anyone but my sister. [00:53] Azusa     Are you really Falfa? [00:59] Azusa     It really is Falfa! SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years     and Maxed Out My Level SIGN    My Daughter Turned Into a Slime     and Couldn't Change Back SIGN    My Daughter Turned Into a Slime     and Couldn't Change Back [02:36] Rosalie     This is... [02:37] Laika     ...Falfa? [02:38] Halkara     Really? [02:40] Flatorte     Is it? [02:41] Azusa     I don't want to believe it, either. [02:44] Azusa     Does anyone know how to turn her back? [02:49] Azusa     I guess not... [02:51] Halkara     Falfa is the spirit of a slime, right? [02:54] Halkara     Could it be she had the ability     to transform into a slime? [02:57] Shalsha     Not that I've heard... [02:59] Rosalie     So, uh... [03:00] Rosalie     Can't you do anything about     it with your magic, Sister? [03:04] Azusa     I think it'd be tough to create a new     spell for a case this specific. [03:08] Flatorte     If you have a question about monsters,     demons are the ones to ask! [03:12] Azusa     Demons? [03:15] Azusa     Vosanosanon ujishidau veyani enrila! [03:23] Azusa     Beelzebub! Falfa turned into a slime! [03:27] Beelzebub     You... [03:28] Beelzebub     did this to me over a poor     excuse for a joke like that?! [03:32] Azusa     No, it's true! [03:35] Beelzebub     Gah! [03:36] Beelzebub     Oh, Falfa... I can't believe     what you've become... [03:41] Azusa     She woke up this morning looking like that. [03:44] Azusa     Do you know a way to change her back? [03:47] Beelzebub     Well, they say you should     buy bread from a baker, [03:51] Beelzebub     so we should ask a slime     about slime matters. [03:53] Azusa     Ask a slime? [03:55] Beelzebub     I hear there's a special slime known as     "Intelligent Slime" at Vanzeld Castle. [04:00] Beelzebub     That's where you'll likely     find your answer. [04:02] Azusa     The demon capital does it again. [04:04] Azusa     So what is this intelligent slime's name? [04:07] Beelzebub     I told you, it's Intelligent Slime. [04:10] Azusa     That doesn't sound very     intelligent to me... [04:14] Azusa     Okay, I'm gonna pay a     visit to Vanzeld Castle. [04:17] Shalsha     Mother... [04:18] Shalsha     Can I go with you? [04:20] Azusa     Of course. I know you're worried, too. [04:23] Beelzebub     No need to be so serious. [04:26] Beelzebub     Azusa and I will take care of everything. [04:38] Beelzebub     Intelligent Slime seeks out quiet places, [04:41] Beelzebub     so it resides at the castle's lowest level. [04:44] Azusa     I'm impressed you don't get lost     with all these complicated paths. [04:50] Beelzebub     Was this path here before? [04:52] Azusa     You were lost?! [04:54] Beelzebub     I thought this might happen, [04:56] Beelzebub     so I've been leaving a     trail of bread crumbs. [04:59] Shalsha     Big Sister, you shouldn't eat     things you find on the ground. [05:05] Azusa     Wait, how are we back on the surface?! [05:07] Beelzebub     Ugh! This castle is so confusing! [05:11] Azusa     Isn't this where you work? [05:12] Pecora     Well, well! [05:14] Pecora     I'm simply overjoyed to see     you again, Dear Sister! [05:18] SFX     Scoot, scoot, scoot... [05:19] Pecora     Please greet me with a kiss on the cheek. [05:22] Azusa     You know I'm not gonna do that! [05:24] Pecora     You're looking for Intelligent Slime, are you not? [05:27] Pecora     Do you not want to know how to find it? [05:29] Azusa     And you're really going to tell me? [05:32] Pecora     But of course! [05:38] Azusa     Smooch. [05:39] SFX     Flutter... [05:41] Pecora     A kiss from my dear sister is     such a wonderful experience! [05:44] Pecora     I'm so ecstatic, I could simply die! [05:47] Azusa     Okay, I get it! Just tell me where     Intelligent Slime is already! [05:51] Pecora     Check that shed over there. [05:57] Azusa     It just looks like a normal shed to me. [06:03] Beelzebub     This is it. [06:04] Azusa     We never would've found this! [06:13] Laika     There's a lot of writing on     the wall. What does it say? [06:18] Beelzebub     You are... [06:19] Beelzebub     Intelligent Slime, correct? SIGN    “Yes” [06:23] Shalsha     It hit the word "yes." [06:25] Beelzebub     Ah, I see. It uses this to communicate. [06:28] Azusa     And that's why it's black all over? [06:31] Beelzebub     Intelligent Slime, this young slime spirit     suddenly took on the form of a slime. [06:37] Beelzebub     Do you know how to change her back? [06:40] Shalsha     To... mu... re... SIGN    “To... SIGN    “To...mu... SIGN    “To...mu...re... SIGN    “To...mu... [06:43] Shalsha     Backspace... [06:44] Laika     Oh, it made a mistake. SIGN    “To...mu...ri... SIGN    “To...mu...ri...a... SIGN    “To...mu...ri...a...na... [06:47] Azusa     That's a lot of work. SIGN    “To...mu...ri...a...na... P... SIGN    “To...mu...ri...a...na... P...ro... SIGN    “To...mu...ri...a...na... P...ro...vin... SIGN    “To...mu...ri...a...na... P...ro...vin...ce...” [06:49] Shalsha     Tomuriana Province's tallest mountain... [06:53] Shalsha     Ask the Magician Slime that lives there. [06:56] Azusa     A magician slime now? [06:59] Beelzebub     The tallest mountain in Tomuriana Province? [07:02] Beelzebub     We'll need some time to look into this. [07:04] Beelzebub     Azusa, why don't we resume tomorrow? [07:07] Azusa     Yeah, I think everyone's tired,     anyway. Let's do that. [07:11] Azusa     Intellie, thanks a lot. [07:13] Laika     Intellie? [07:14] Azusa     Intelligent Slime... or Intellie for short! [07:18] Beelzebub     You have such simplistic naming sense. [07:25] Halkara     I didn't know slimes ate meals, too. [07:28] Shalsha     It doesn't need to be a meal. [07:30] Shalsha     We can get our nutrition from dirt     and plants we find anywhere, [07:33] Shalsha     but I want her to have real food. [07:38] Azusa     Ah, a moment's repose... [07:41] Shalsha     Mother... [07:43] Azusa     What is it? [07:44] Shalsha     Do you think we'll find a way     to change my sister back? [07:48] Azusa     Don't worry. Just leave it to your mother. [07:52] Azusa     But even in a different form,     Falfa is still Falfa. [07:57] Azusa     Even if she was in a group     with dozens of other slimes, [08:00] Azusa     I'd find her in a heartbeat. [08:06] Beelzebub     That's it. [08:09] Azusa     Hello! [08:12] Magie     Oh? Who might you be? [08:14] Azusa     This is where Magician Slime lives, isn't it? [08:18] Magie     Oh, I'm sorry to have confused you. [08:21] Magie     I am a slime. [08:23] Raika     You're a slime?! [08:25] Magie     I'm in this form because I     used transformation magic. [08:29] Azusa     So that's it... [08:30] Magie     This isn't the place to talk.     Please come in. [08:33] Magie     I'm sorry I don't have any     chairs meant for guests. [08:36] Magie     Since I'm a slime, I don't need     furniture or bathroom fixtures. [08:40] Azusa     By the way, what's your name? [08:43] Magie     Magician Slime. [08:44] Azusa     Of course it is! Then can I     call you "Magie" for short? [08:49] Laika     Magie? [08:50] Magie     Yes, that's fine. [08:52] Magie     So what is it you wanted to ask of me? [08:55] Magie     You want to return this slime     to her previous form? [08:58] Azusa     That's right. [09:00] Magie     May I borrow her for a moment? [09:02] Magie     Uh-huh... I see. [09:05] Magie     Her elasticity is quite different     from a normal slime's. [09:08] Magie     She is definitely a special slime! [09:11] Magie     Ah, I see, I see... [09:14] Magie     So that's it... Uh-huh... [09:15] Magie     You're that type? Ah, you're that type... [09:18] Azusa     What type?! [09:20] Magie     I have the answer! [09:21] Magie     The reason this slime ended     up in this form is... [09:25] Three     Is...?! [09:26] Magie     Is... [09:30] Magie     Her sleeping position. [09:31] Three     Sleeping position?! [09:33] Magie     By touching her, I could feel     that her body was stiff. [09:36] Magie     I'm sure she damaged a     muscle while sleeping. [09:39] Magie     That made it difficult for her     to maintain her human form, [09:42] Magie     so she took the form of a slime. [09:45] Beelzebub     Can you not turn her back with     your transformation magic? [09:49] Magie     The magic only works for a short time. [09:52] Magie     It doesn't solve the problem itself. [09:54] Beelzebub     Then what can we do? [09:56] Magie     The quickest way is for this slime herself     to understand the way to change back. [10:01] Magie     For help with that, I think you     should ask Fighter Slime. [10:05] Azusa     Fighter Slime?! [10:06] Magie     Unlike me, Fighter Slime attained a     human form through bodily movement, [10:12] Magie     so I think the solution is to     learn the same technique. [10:15] Azusa     And where can we find this Fighter Slime? [10:17] Magie     I believe she's in a southern     town called Kelney [10:20] Magie     to participate in a fighting tournament. [10:22] Laika     A fighting tournament? [10:24] Magie     The rumors say she's a solitary     fighter who seeks only strength. [10:29] Azusa     I see. In that case... [10:32] Azusa     I'll enter this fighting tournament, too! [10:34] Beelzebub     Why? [10:36] Azusa     If I enter it and prove that I'm     stronger than Fighter Slime, [10:40] Azusa     I bet she'll listen to me! [10:42] Beelzebub     Hmm, good point... [10:44] Azusa     And what is this fighter slime's name? [10:47] Magie     Naturally... [10:48] Magie     It's Fightie! [10:52] Laika     Fightie... [10:53] Azusa     The same naming scheme I use for things! SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes     for 300 Years and     Maxed Out My Level [11:06] Azusa     There really are a lot more men than women. [11:10] Azusa     Hey, that outfit... [11:12] Beelzebub     I've been waiting for you. [11:13] Azusa     Everyone in the arena will freak out     if a demon enters the tournament! [11:17] Beelzebub     It'll be fine. [11:19] Beelzebub     I hid my horns, and I'm     going by the name "Belzie." [11:23] Azusa     Pretty sloppy name choice! [11:24] Beelzebub     That's rich, coming from you! [11:26] Beelzebub     The use of magic is prohibited in     this tournament, so watch yourself. [11:30] Azusa     I'd look pretty dumb if I     got disqualified, huh? SIGN    Round 1 [11:37] Laika     Lady Azusa! [11:39] Halkara     You can do it! [11:40] Flatorte     Go get 'em, Mistress! [11:43] Azusa     Falfa! [11:44] Azusa     I promise I'll get you back to normal! [11:47] Skinhead A     Hey, little lady!     If you don't wanna get hur— [11:50] Asusa     I won't lose! [11:52] Ref     The winner is Azusa! [11:54] Halkara     She knocked him out in an instant! [11:57] Rosalie     Sister's so awesome! SIGN    “Azusa” SIGN    “Belzie” SIGN    Semifinal [12:05] Laika     It's already time for the semifinal. [12:07] Halkara     None of them are a match     for our master at all. [12:10] Azusa     Another skinhead? [12:12] Skinhead B     I've trained this iron body to be     strong enough to repel any— [12:17] Ref     The winner is Azusa! [12:19] Flatorte     She's overwhelming all of them! [12:21] Laika     Lady Azusa, you're fantastic! [12:23] Shalsha     Mother... You did it! [12:25] Azusa     All right. Now I just need to     beat Fightie in the final. [12:29] Announcer     The second match of the semifinal. [12:31] Announcer     Fightie, please take the stage. [12:34] Azusa     She's on the next stage over? [12:36] Azusa     So that's Fightie... [12:37] Announcer     Belzie, please step forward. [12:44] Announcer     The winner is Belzie! [12:46] Azusa     Wait, she beat her! [12:49] Belze     This Fightie was really     nothing special at all! [12:53] Azusa     Beelzebub, why did you beat her?! [12:55] Azusa     Now I have no way to make contact with her! [12:58] Beelzebub     Don't worry. [12:59] Beelzebub     I have the same goal as you. [13:02] Beelzebub     You can count on me to     negotiate with Fightie. [13:04] Azusa     Can I really? [13:06] Beelzebub     Just leave it to me. [13:08] Beelzebub     So, Azusa... [13:10] Beelzebub     You're free to advance     to the final round now, [13:13] Beelzebub     and then you can fight me. [13:15] Azusa     To be honest, I don't even care     about the final round anymore. [13:18] Beelzebub     Too bad! [13:19] Beelzebub     I want to fight you in the final     round and settle our score. [13:23] Beelzebub     Understand? You have to make     it to the final round. SIGN    Final Round [13:32] Beelzebub     What's this? [13:33] Beelzebub     It's your time to shine,     and you look so grumpy. [13:36] Azusa     What did you expect? [13:38] Azusa     I haven't fixed Falfa's problem yet! [13:42] Beelzebub     Wait a moment. [13:44] Falfa     Mama! I'm back! [13:47] Azusa     Falfa! You're back to your original form! [13:50] Azusa     I'm so glad! [13:51] Falfa     Yeah! Thanks to Beelzebub! [13:54] Beelzebub     What do you think? Quite the surprise, no? [13:58] Azusa     Wait, you all knew about this? Jeez... [14:02] Falfa     You can do it, Mama!     I'll be rooting for you! [14:05] Azusa     Thanks! I'll do my best! [14:08] Beelzebub     Now you can focus on our fight. [14:11] Beelzebub     Azusa, Witch of the Highlands, [14:13] Beelzebub     the outcome of our battle     is yet to be seen. [14:16] Beelzebub     This time, we fight with no barriers. [14:19] Beelzebub     There's no telling how it will end     if we fight fair and square. [14:23] Beelzebub     I am strong, after all! [14:25] Azusa     She's right. We never finished that battle. [14:29] Azusa     Okay, then! Let's do this, shall we? [14:33] Beelzebub     This time, I'll show you what     I can do when I get serious! [14:38] Ref     Begin! [14:48] Azusa     You're flying?! [14:50] Guy     Hey, she's flying! [14:51] Guy     Wait, she has horns, too! [14:53] Guy     Is that what's hot in the big city? [14:56] Guy     Damn! [14:57] Guy     It's too stylish for us     country folk to understand! [14:59] Azusa     I guess no one's gonna figure     out you're a demon. [15:03] Beelzebub     Well, this is a problem. [15:05] Azusa     Huh? [15:06] Beelzebub     I can't match your speed     by attacking head-on. [15:09] Beelzebub     I thought I'd try to find a     weak point and strike that... [15:12] Azusa     Wait, I really don't have any weak points? [15:15] Beelzebub     No, you have countless weak points. [15:18] Azusa     So just come straight at me, then! [15:20] Beelzebub     You aim for a weak point when     you just happen to find one! [15:24] Beelzebub     When you have so many of them,     it's hard to choose one to strike! [15:27] Azusa     But we can't fight unless you come at me. [15:30] Azusa     We can't use magic, so I can't fly. [15:32] Beelzebub     I know, but still... [15:35] Azusa     Fine. Just let me know when     you're going to attack, okay? [15:38] Azusa     I'll wait here until then. [15:39] Azusa     One, two, three, four... [15:43] Beelzebub     You're mocking me! [15:44] Beelzebub     Fine! Here I come! [15:47] Beelzebub     I'm going to send you flying! [15:52] Laika     What an impact! [15:54] Falfa     Mama! [15:54] Shalsha     Mother... [15:58] Beelzebub     Don't squeeze my face... [16:00] Azusa     It's your own fault for     coming at me face-first. [16:05] Beelzebub     Stop it this instant! [16:09] Azusa     All right! [16:10] Azusa     Here I come, too! [16:16] Beelzebub     What incredible force... [16:19] Azusa     I've still got more! [16:20] Beelzebub     Fine by me! [16:25] Rosalie     They're so fast, I can't keep up! [16:27] Flatorte     I can't, either... [16:29] Azusa     This is the first time I've     been in a fight for so long! [16:33] Azusa     You're pretty strong, too, aren't you?! [16:35] Beelzebub     Damn straight!     I'm a demon officer, after all! [16:38] Beelzebub     It's much more bizarre that a     human is even able to fight me! [16:42] Beelzebub     And... [16:44] Beelzebub     I've trained every single day, [16:47] Beelzebub     in both wind and rain,     both before and after work, [16:51] Beelzebub     all for this day! [16:54] Azusa     Beelzebub... I had no idea you     saw me as such a worthy rival, [16:59] Azusa     but that makes me kind of happy. [17:03] Azusa     She's really weakening, though. [17:06] Azusa     What can I do to finish this? [17:09] Falfa     Mama! [17:10] Falfa     You can do it! [17:12] Falfa     I was watching you while     I was a slime, too! [17:15] Falfa     You did all that running     around just for me! [17:19] Falfa     It made me so happy! [17:22] Falfa     So I'll keep rooting for you all the way! [17:24] Falfa     You can do it! [17:26] Azusa     Sorry, Beelzebub. [17:28] Azusa     Since my daughter's watching,     I have to look good for her. [17:33] Azusa     I just evolved about two more levels! [17:36] Beelzebub     What nonsense are you spouting?! [17:39] Beelzebub     I will be the one to win in the end! [17:55] Ref     The winner is Azusa! [18:00] Falfa     Mama! You did it! [18:01] Shalsha     Congratulations, Mother! [18:04] Azusa     Beelzebub, are you okay? [18:07] Beelzebub     Yes... [18:07] Beelzebub     But it does hurt a bit. [18:11] Azusa     Here you go. [18:12] Beelzebub     Hey! I'll be fine once I rest a bit! [18:16] Beelzebub     And there are so many people watching... [18:18] Azusa     You're hurt. No complaining. [18:23] Falfa     Thanks, Beelzebub! [18:26] Shalsha     From me, too. [18:27] Beelzebub     No need to thank me. [18:29] Beelzebub     It seems I've lost to you again. [18:32] Beelzebub     It was a sound defeat. [18:33] Azusa     I'll give you a rematch if     you still want to fight. [18:36] Azusa     It's kind of a hassle, though,     so you'll have to wait a while. [18:40] Beelzebub     You're so strong, yet you have no zeal. [18:43] Beelzebub     This might ruin your peaceful     life again, though. [18:47] Azusa     Huh? What do you mean? [18:49] Beelzebub     Your strength is now known     even here in the south, [18:52] Beelzebub     where it was not widely known before. [18:55] Guy     Witch of the Highlands! [18:56] Guy     Azusa! [18:57] Guy     Azusa! Azusa! Azusa! [18:57] Guy     Greatest witch ever! Azusa! [18:59] Azusa     Damn it! [19:03] Azusa     Fightie! [19:04] Azusa     Thank you for restoring     my daughter to normal! [19:07] Fighty     Don't mention it. [19:09] Fighty     I'm glad I had the chance     to help a fellow slime. [19:12] Fighty     It's too bad I didn't win the tournament     and get the prize money, though. [19:16] Fighty     But I'll make money again,     even if it's one gold at a time! [19:21] Azusa     Yeah, money is definitely important... [19:23] Fighty     If you know of any martial arts events     where I could get money, let me know! [19:27] Fighty     Boy, I really wanted that     prize money, though! [19:31] Azusa     You're a little too obsessed with money... [19:33] Fighty     Um, actually, I wanted to     ask you for a favor, too. [19:37] Azusa     What is it? [19:38] Fighty     Miss Azusa, please take me as your student! [19:41] Azusa     Huh? You mean as a martial arts student? [19:44] Fighty     Yes! I've never seen a stance     with so many vulnerabilities, [19:48] Fighty     yet prevents all hits from landing! [19:50] Fighty     You're the strongest in your natural form!     That's my ideal as a martial artist! [19:54] Azusa     Look, that's not a stance or anything.     I really do have a ton of weak points. [19:58] Azusa     So there's nothing I could teach you. [20:01] Fighty     I understand! [20:03] Fighty     In that case, please let     me fight you just once! [20:05] Fighty     Then you can decide whether or not I'm     strong enough to be your student! [20:10] Azusa     Were you even listening? [20:15] Fighty     Okay, here I come! [20:17] Fighty     Fightie Style Slime Fist! [20:22] SFX     Shiver! [20:23] Fighty     Th-That's... [20:25] ---     Shake, shake [20:25] Fighty     an aura only emitted by those who have     slain an unimaginable number of slimes! [20:30] Fighty     Countless souls are crying out! [20:33] Azusa     What's wrong, Fightie? [20:37] Fighty     H-Help m— [20:44] Azusa     You're awake now? [20:45] Azusa     I wasn't expecting that fight     to end before it even began. [20:49] Azusa     Did it convince you to give up     on being my student, though? [20:51] Fighty     Yes... [20:53] Beelzebub     Oh, so this is where all of you were. [20:56] Beelzebub     It's time to start clearing out. [20:58] Fighty     Ah, Miss Belzie! [21:00] Fighty     I've realized that your strength     is like that of a demon! [21:04] Fighty     As such... [21:05] SFX     Sparkle! [21:05] Fighty     Please take me as your student! [21:06] Azusa     This girl has no integrity at all. [21:08] Beelzebub     Why should I take you as my student? [21:11] Beelzebub     No, I will not. [21:13] Fighty     Please! I'm begging you! [21:14] Beelzebub     I don't take students. [21:16] Azusa     Oh, that could work, though. [21:18] Azusa     If we know where she is, [21:21] Azusa     it'll be easier to get her help if my     daughter turns into a slime again. [21:23] SFX     Flash! [21:23] Beelzebub     Are you trying to pawn me off?! [21:26] Fighty     Please! I'll wash your dishes     or do anything else you want! [21:29] Azusa     Beelzebub, I'm asking you, too. [21:32] Falfa     I'm asking, too! [21:34] Shalsha     Me, too. [21:36] Beelzebub     All right, fine! Fine, I say! [21:39] Fighty     Thank you! [21:41] Fighty     Thank you! [21:41] Azusa     All right, I guess that's case closed. [21:45] Azusa     Falfa! [21:47] Azusa     I'll pamper you as much as you want today!     What do you want to eat? [21:50] Falfa     Mama, I want something sweet! [21:53] Azusa     Okay, maybe I'll make a cake or something. [21:56] Shalsha     I'll help, too. [21:58] Falfa     Oh, then I'll help, too! [22:01] Azusa     I maxed out my level without     even realizing it, [22:04] Azusa     but after this, I decided to     raise my level as a mother, too. E10 - A Minstrel Came to Town Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Azusa     Okay, shall we head home? [00:04] Laika     Yes. [00:05] Falfa     Mama! [00:06] Falfa     Look, look! [00:07] Falfa     It says a minstrel is coming to town! [00:11] Azusa     Oh? [00:13] Azusa     "The famous minstrel Schifanoia is     paying her first visit to Flatta." [00:17] Azusa     That's... not quite what I was expecting. [00:21] Azusa     Anyone know who this is? [00:22] Laika     I've never even heard of her. [00:24] Rosalie     Probably some nameless chick. [00:26] Halkara     It does seem a bit sketchy. [00:29] Flatorte     Schifanoia, eh? She's certainly     been around a while. [00:32] Azusa     You know her, Flatorte? [00:34] Flatorte     I like minstrels.     I know at least 1,000 groups. [00:39] Azusa     That's hardcore! [00:40] Flatorte     Schifanoia has only ever     performed in the capital, [00:44] Flatorte     but it sounds as if she's     begun touring the nation. [00:46] Falfa     I wanna hear the minstrel sing! [00:46] Flatorte     Some minstrels tour all manner     of towns and villages, [00:49] Shalsha     It might be fun to give her a listen. [00:50] Flatorte     while others stick to different     areas within the same large city [00:52] Azusa     Okay, then... since we're here... [00:53] Flatorte     and never visit towns with     small populations... [00:55] Azusa     I guess we can check her out. SIGN    A Minstrel Came to Town SIGN    A Minstrel Came to Town [01:02] Laika     There are quite a lot of people here. [01:04] Azusa     Is that Schifanoia? [01:06] Flatorte     It appears so. [01:22] Azusa     What... is she doing? [01:25] Kuku     Death! Death! Death! Death! Execute!     Execute! Execute! Execute! [01:26] Falfa     I'm scared! [01:28] Shalsha     Let's go over there, Big Sister. [01:28] Villager A     This is hurting my ears, dear. [01:30] Laika     Lady Azusa, Halkara seems     to have a stomachache. [01:31] Villager B     Let's go home, honey. [01:33] Villager C     I just don't get the music     they like in the capital. [01:33] Laika     I'm going with her to rest. [01:34] Halkara     The scale of my fake sickness is growing... [01:36] Villager D     Let's go play chess over there. [01:36] Azusa     Hey, wait... [01:37] Flatorte     This song truly is Schifanoia's style. [01:38] Villager E     Papa, buy me some butter candy! [01:40] Azusa     You know what this is?! [01:41] Flatorte     It's death-style, from the     crime-style of emotional-style. [01:44] Flatorte     Actually, it's a lonely-style-leaning form     of death-style called drag-down-style. [01:48] Azusa     Sorry, I didn't understand a word of that. [01:50] Kuku     This is my first time coming     to this village on tour, [01:50] Azusa     This is the kind of stuff     people in the capital like? [01:53] Kuku     but I can feel your passion! [01:53] Flatorte     I think Schifanoia draws     crowds of about 30 or so. [01:56] Kuku     This next song is another of my     biggest hits, "Gray Dreams." [01:57] Azusa     Less than impressive... [01:59] Azusa     I'm surprised you knew about     someone so nameless. [02:02] Flatorte     Oh, it isn't about listening to famous     ones and ignoring the nameless ones. [02:06] Flatorte     I give all minstrels a listen     just because they're minstrels. [02:06] Kuku     If you put black and white     together, you get gray! [02:09] Azusa     Those are the words of     someone who's hooked! [02:11] Flatorte     Well, in crime-style, the lute tends to     be given more focus than the vocals, [02:13] Kuku     If you add even more black... [02:14] Azusa     She's on her second song now... [02:16] Flatorte     but death-style has a sound that feels     like it's splitting your ears. [02:20] Kuku     It gets duller... [02:26] SFX     Flump. [02:28] Azusa     Wait, is this part of the act? [02:37] Flatorte     This is awful!     She's actually lost consciousness! [02:40] Azusa     Yeah, I thought so! [02:43] Azusa     Are you okay?! I'm gonna help you now! [02:50] Azusa     You're awake? If anything     feels off, tell me! [02:54] SFX     Grrr! Gurgle gurgle gurgle... SIGN    Grrr... [02:57] Azusa     Oh. [02:59] Kuku     So good! So good! [03:01] Rosalie     She must've been really hungry. [03:03] Azusa     When you're done eating,     you're welcome to take a bath, too. [03:06] Kuku     Okay! Thank you! [03:14] Kuku     Allow me to introduce myself.     I'm Kuku the almiraj. [03:18] Azusa     That's how you look without the makeup? [03:21] Kuku     That's right. [03:24] Azusa     You know... [03:25] Azusa     I bet you've passed out like     that before, haven't you? [03:29] Kuku     A few times... [03:31] Kuku     I can't support myself with     minstrel work alone, [03:35] Kuku     so I do some part-time jobs. [03:37] Flatorte     Very few minstrels actually     earn enough to live on. [03:42] Kuku     Yes... I wanted to be like them, [03:46] Kuku     so I left my hometown 63 years ago. [03:50] Kuku     I believed that I was gonna be big... [03:51] Kuku     that I'd ditch my weak self     and become a great minstrel. [03:55] Azusa     Just like a guy who left his     hometown to be in a band... [03:58] Kuku     But I couldn't get anywhere at all. [04:01] Kuku     Over and over, I told myself I'd quit, [04:05] Kuku     but I decided to keep trying     just a little longer... [04:08] Azusa     Kuku, why don't you stay here     and take it easy for a while? [04:13] Azusa     The air's fresh. It's a great     place to rest and recover. [04:16] Kuku     Thank you so much. [04:19] Kuku     But... well... [04:21] Kuku     I think it's time to quit music     and start living my second life. [04:27] Rosalie     Do you have a plan in mind? [04:29] Kuku     Actually, I've gotten offers     from a few places like this. [04:36] Flatorte     There's a steady demand for     beastfolk in these sorts of jobs. [04:39] Flatorte     Almiraj are particularly popular. [04:42] Kuku     I've been told numerous times that I could     make all the money I need in this line of work. [04:47] Kuku     I thought, at this point, I should     just work where I'm wanted. [04:52] Azusa     So, Kuku... [04:53] Azusa     Do you not like music anymore? [04:56] Kuku     It's not like that! [04:58] Kuku     I love music! [05:02] Azusa     Really? You shouldn't quit     making music, then. [05:06] Azusa     Stick with it. [05:07] Kuku     Huh? [05:08] Azusa     You might not be making any money now, [05:10] Azusa     but you never would've kept it up     this long if you didn't love it. [05:15] Azusa     It'd be a shame to just give that up. [05:18] Azusa     I bet you'd regret it one day. [05:22] Azusa     If you're optimistic about starting     a new job, I won't stop you. [05:26] Azusa     But that's not what you're doing right now, [05:28] Azusa     so you should stick with what you're doing. [05:31] Azusa     For now, just devote yourself to your music [05:34] Azusa     while you think about your     future one more time. [05:37] Azusa     You can stay here in the meantime. [05:39] Kuku     B-But I can't pay rent... [05:41] Azusa     You don't need to. [05:42] Azusa     I'm the one who told you     to stick with music, [05:45] Azusa     so I'll do everything I can. [05:48] Kuku     I appreciate it! [05:51] Kuku     To celebrate our new friendship,     let me play for you! [05:57] Kuku     Welcome to my feast of     death and destruction! [06:00] Azusa     Her personality changed! [06:01] Kuku     Poison, poison, poison, poison,     poison, poison, poison... [06:05] Kuku     Wormwood... Wormwood... [06:07] Falfa     I can't tell how it's any different     from her other songs! [06:08] Kuku     Poison, poison, poison, poison,     poison, poison, poison... [06:10] Falfa     They all sound the same! [06:12] Azusa     That's a pretty real complaint! [06:12] Kuku     Wormwood... Wormwood... [06:14] Azusa     Sorry, Kuku, but could you stop now?! [06:17] Kuku     Wh-Who are you talking to?!     I am Schifanoia! [06:21] Kuku     I'm here to bring true despair to all of— [06:23] Azusa     You can drop that act. [06:24] Kuku     I messed up in two spots... [06:27] Kuku     I couldn't give you a good performance. [06:29] Azusa     I think we're way beyond that level here. [06:32] Flatorte     Speaking from the perspective     of a listener, [06:34] Flatorte     lonely-style-leaning death-style     doesn't sell in this day and age. [06:37] Flatorte     Why don't you try some     flowery-style-leaning excessive-style? [06:41] Kuku     Yes, but... I really prefer the death-style     that lets me use my artistry... [06:47] Flatorte     I bet you're just afraid to     do something that sells. [06:50] Kuku     Th-That's not true! [06:51] Flatorte     It is true. [06:52] Flatorte     You do tend to look down on minstrels     who have a lot of fans. [06:57] Azusa     Is this a drinking party     for young band boys? [06:59] Flatorte     And forget using your artistry.     You just suck. [07:03] Kuku     I-I'm doing the best I can! [07:05] Kuku     Amateurs should just stay out of this! [07:08] Flatorte     Oh? Let me see your lute, then. [07:11] Azusa     It's not a guitar? [07:18] Flatorte     The clear, sunny sky just makes     this Sabbath even colder [07:25] Flatorte     I yawn as I wait for you to arrive [07:35] Flatorte     To a place higher than the clouds,     where there's no background noise [07:41] Flatorte     We'll fly, let's fly [07:47] Azusa     That's amazing, Flatorte! I didn't     know you had that kind of talent! [07:52] Flatorte     You see? Even an amateur like the     great Flatorte can manage that much! [07:57] Flatorte     If you understand,     then stop making excuses! [08:02] Kuku     I'm sorry. [08:03] SFX     Gloom... [08:04] Azusa     Hey, you know, I was thinking... [08:06] Azusa     Why don't you try writing lyrics     that are easier to understand? [08:09] Kuku     But I've been performing     this way for so long now, [08:13] Kuku     I wouldn't know what's     easy to understand... [08:17] SFX     Blink, blink! [08:18] Azusa     Since we have such a big family, [08:20] Azusa     let's have everyone write some lyrics! [08:24] Azusa     Okay, we'll start with Laika. SIGN    Ah, Devotion SIGN    Laika Lyrics          Kuku Music [08:35] Laika     Only through step-by-step devotion [08:41] Laika     Can one achieve anything [08:45] Laika     And— [08:48] Azusa     I think the message is a little     too direct for song lyrics. [08:51] Flatorte     Unusable. Try again. [08:53] Laika     D'oh! [08:54] Azusa     Okay, next is Halkara. [08:58] Halkara     My lyrics are great! They'd sell for sure! [09:02] SFX     Jingle! SIGN    Halkara Pharmaceuticals' SIGN    Nutri-Spirit SIGN    Halkara Lyrics          Kuku Music [09:08] Halkara     One more push to get through work today! [09:11] Halkara     Nu... SIGN     Performance Halted [09:13] Azusa     Okay, next! [09:14] Halkara     Master! At least give me     constructive criticism! SIGN    The Field SIGN    Falfa & Shalsha Lyrics          Kuku Music [09:24] Shalsha     Praying mantises are scary [09:28] Shalsha     They're scary because     they have those scythes [09:32] Falfa     Grasshoppers jump [09:36] Falfa     They shake their legs to jump [09:41] Falfa     Nature is so big [09:45] Shalsha     And I am part of nature, too [09:49] Falfa     What am I? [09:53] Shalsha     I am a being that amounts to nothing [09:57] Both     In other words, I think that means I'm me [10:11] Azusa     I love it! So cute! [10:14] Flatorte     Yes... Its theological elements     might be rather novel. [10:17] Falfa     Yay! [10:19] Azusa     And last is Rosalie! [10:20] Rosalie     Got it! SIGN    Nothing SIGN    Rosalie Lyrics          Kuku Music [10:29] Rosalie     When you've been stuck in     one place for a long time [10:33] Rosalie     Even the daytime seems dark [10:39] Rosalie     So dark, so dark, so dark,     there's truly nothing [10:45] Rosalie     I don't even know how to laugh anymore [10:52] Rosalie     Even though I want to die, I can't [10:58] Rosalie     That's what that night was like [11:04] SFX     Gloom... [11:07] Rosalie     Oh, I'm having fun now, though! [11:11] Kuku     I was singing about things     like destruction and death, [11:15] Kuku     but it was all just words.     I've never actually died. [11:18] Azusa     No kidding. [11:19] Kuku     So... I realize now that I can't beat     the power of words spoken in truth... [11:24] SFX     Sparkle, sparkle! [11:24] Kuku     I'm going to abandon the name Schifanoia     and go by my real name, Kuku! [11:30] Kuku     And I'm going to try writing a new song     incorporating all of your lyrics! [12:08] Kuku     Thank you all so much for everything! [12:10] Azusa     If you're ever in the area on tour,     drop by the highlands to see us. [12:15] Azusa     In fact, you can think     of it as coming home. [12:18] Kuku     I will! I promise! [12:21] Flartorte     Put on good concerts. [12:23] Flartorte     If you can do that,     everything will work out. [12:26] Kuku     Right! [12:27] Flatorte     Frankly, you have no musical talent. [12:30] Flatorte     But success in this world doesn't     always favor the talented first. [12:34] Flatorte     So it's possible that even you     could end up successful. [12:38] Flatorte     First, you have to fight!     Then just keep fighting from now on! [12:42] Kuku     Right! [12:44] Azusa     They're master and pupil already. [12:48] Beelzebub     I got some great sake,     so I brought it here! [12:51] Azusa     Beelzebub, welcome!     You don't have work to do? [12:55] SFX     Spinny spin! [12:55] Beelzebub     It's my day off! [12:57] Beelzebub     I'm spending today with Falfa and Shalsha! [13:01] Beelzebub     Who's this? [13:03] Kuku     I'm Kuku the minstrel. [13:05] Azusa     She's been staying here at     the house for reasons. [13:08] Beelzebub     Oh? [13:09] Beelzebub     Then you should sing while we drink. [13:11] Azusa     Hey, don't put her on the spot like that. [13:15] Kuku     I'll do it! [13:16] Kuku     No, please let me do it! [13:19] Kuku     To find out if I can get by     as my new, reborn self... [13:23] Kuku     I want someone who doesn't know me     to hear my song and be the judge! [13:33] Kuku     Thank you for listening. [13:40] Beelzebub     Fantastic. [13:42] Beelzebub     That was great! [13:44] Kuku     Th-Thank you! [13:46] Beelzebub     I want you to perform at     our next music festival! [13:49] Azusa     What's that? [13:51] Beelzebub     It's the biggest demon music event     held in the castle town of Vanzeld. [13:55] Azusa     So it's a festival? [13:56] Beelzebub     I'll invite all of you, as well. [13:59] Falfa     Yay! [14:00] Beelzebub     Kuku, was it? Will you perform for us? [14:02] Kuku     Yes, if you'll have me! [14:04] Kuku     Oh, but how big is the stage? [14:07] Beelzebub     Well, you'll be performing for     an audience of about 20,000. [14:12] Kuku     Twenty thousand?! [14:15] Azusa     Kuku?! [14:16] Kuku     Um... I'll practice like     my life depends on it, [14:20] Kuku     so would you mind letting     me stay here a bit longer? [14:23] Azusa     It looks like our life with     Kuku isn't over just yet. SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes     for 300 Years and     Maxed Out My Level [14:33] Fatla     Now, everyone,     please enjoy our music festival. [14:37] Azusa     Thanks, Fatla. [14:39] Fatla     You're welcome to visit the stage and     rehearse before the event tonight. [14:43] Fatla     Would you like to? [14:45] Kuku     Yes, of course. [14:46] Kuku     It's a much bigger stage     than any I've experienced. [14:50] Azusa     Kuku, give it your best! [14:52] Kuku     I will! [14:53] Halkara     Master, what shall we do? [14:56] Rosalie     There are a bunch of shops set up! [14:58] Falfa     I want to go see! [15:00] Shalsha     Me, too. [15:13] Azusa     That was fun! [15:22] Azusa     Kuku, what's wrong? [15:24] Kuku     I visited the venue,     and it was just too big. [15:27] Kuku     When I think of performing on that stage... [15:30] Azusa     The new Kuku will pull through just fine. [15:33] Laika     That's right. I'm no expert, but I can     still tell that you've improved. [15:38] Kuku     I hope so... [15:40] Flatorte     You'll be fine. [15:42] Flatorte     You already have the perseverance to stick     with the same thing for a long time. [15:45] Flatorte     You were just investing your     effort in the wrong way. [15:48] Flatorte     Now that you've fixed that, you can     put on a good performance for sure. [15:53] Kuku     Right... [15:54] Laika     For all you say, Flatorte, you have no     perseverance and never invest effort for long. [16:00] Flatorte     Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you mean by that?! [16:03] Laika     Well, you only crashed my sister     Leila's wedding on a whim, right? [16:08] Laika     If you wanted to defeat us Red Dragons, [16:10] Laika     shouldn't you have started trying sooner? [16:13] Flatorte     That was the kind of thing     that's best done on a whim! [16:16] Laika     Well, even if you had tried,     I doubt you could have beaten us. [16:21] Flatorte     Fine! Let's settle this right here and now! [16:23] Azusa     Okay, you two, that's enough! [16:25] Flatorte     We'll have a contest to see who has     better luck in today's horoscope. [16:28] Laika     I accept! [16:30] Azusa     That's too peaceful a solution! [16:34] Flatorte     What are you laughing at? [16:36] Kuku     I'm sorry... I didn't mean to... [16:42] Flatorte     Kuku, you've done all you could. [16:45] Flatorte     All that's left is to let the     audience hear your song! [16:50] Kuku     Right! [16:57] Beelzebub     How's Kuku doing? [17:00] Azusa     She was a little nervous,     but I think she's okay now. [17:03] Azusa     Beelzebub, thanks for offering     Kuku this opportunity. [17:09] Beelzebub     All I did was give her a opportunity. [17:12] Beelzebub     Whether or not she seizes     that opportunity is up to her. [17:29] Kuku     I'm Kuku. [17:30] Kuku     The song I'm about to perform... [17:38] Kuku     is called "Thank You." [18:04] Kuku     I know that [18:08] Kuku     I should be saying goodbye [18:14] Kuku     But that would be too sad [18:20] Kuku     So I'll say this instead [18:24] Kuku     Thank you [18:27] Kuku     I'm not disappearing and going away forever [18:32] Kuku     We'll both still be living under the same sky [18:42] Kuku     In different places, but at the same time [18:48] Kuku     There may be things that we forget [18:56] Kuku     Because we are alive [19:00] Kuku     But because we're alive, we can remember [19:07] Kuku     Yes, we can remember [19:11] Kuku     So whenever you feel like it, at least, [19:16] Kuku     Come and see me, please come and see me [19:21] Kuku     Thank you [19:26] Kuku     Thank you [19:32] Kuku     Thank you [20:09] All     Cheers! [20:11] Azusa     Kuku, you were awesome! [20:13] Kuku     I never thought it would go so well! [20:15] Kuku     I owe everything to all of you! [20:18] Kuku     I don't know how to thank you... [20:20] Azusa     What? [20:21] Azusa     There's only one thing to     say at a time like that. [20:24] Azusa     "Thank you," right? [20:26] Kuku     Thank you! [20:28] Beelzebub     You've already got a ton of requests from     the organizers to make appearances! [20:33] Kuku     This... [20:34] Kuku     It looks like enough work to keep me     going in the capital for a while! [20:38] Azusa     Good for you, Kuku! [20:40] Azusa     You've become an overnight sensation! [20:42] Kuku     Yes... [20:48] Flatorte     Kuku, can I borrow your lute? [20:51] Kuku     Y-Yes, of course. [20:54] Flatorte     I have a song for you.     It's not a very good one, though. [21:07] Laika     Is this... [21:08] Flatorte     Schifanoia! [21:11] Flatorte     As Schifanoia, you sang so hard     that you lost consciousness! [21:15] Flatorte     Of course you wouldn't get popular     with music like this, but still! [21:18] Flatorte     You kept doing it because     you believed it was right! [21:21] Flatorte     So if you ever want to go back, you can! [21:24] Flatorte     Don't you dare get any dumb ideas     about giving up on it forever! [21:28] Flatorte     You're not clever enough to keep up     with what's popular in the world! [21:32] Flatorte     If you were, you would've     been popular long ago! [21:34] Flatorte     Even I, Flatorte, got it wrong     over and over and over again... [21:42] Flatorte     And now, I'm living here. [21:45] Flatorte     There is no right answer, but as     long as you don't stop completely, [21:48] Flatorte     there are no total failures! [21:50] Flatorte     So you just sing however you want! [21:54] Flatorte     That's what your life is. [22:00] Kuku     Thank you so much! [22:02] Kuku     I'll do my best right here! [22:05] Azusa     They're definitely master and pupil. E11 - I Ate a Mushroom and Turned Into a Child Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Halkara     The skies are clear! [00:02] Halkara     A day like this calls for... [00:03] SFX     Ta-da! [00:04] Halkara     A mushroom-grilling party! [00:06] Halkara     Or for short, a shroompa! [00:08] Falfa     A shroompa! That sounds fun! [00:10] Flatorte     No meat, though? [00:11] Azusa     These are all types I've never seen before. [00:14] Azusa     Are you sure they're safe to eat? [00:16] Halkara     Of course! [00:18] Halkara     I made sure to only pick the edible ones! [00:21] Halkara     I've perfectly memorized which     mushrooms in the nearby forests [00:25] Halkara     are edible and which ones aren't! [00:27] Halkara     They're definitely safe! [00:30] Azusa     You already have a bad record.     Why are you so confident? [00:34] Azusa     Well, if you insist, I'll believe you. [00:37] SFX     Click, click. [00:37] Halkara     Now, let the shroompa begin! [00:41] Halkara     We spread some butter on the grill     and toss the mushrooms on. [00:44] Halkara     Then we drizzle on some elvin, and... [00:47] SFX     Ta-da! [00:48] Halkara     That's all it takes to     make them super tasty! [00:50] SFX     Scoot, scoot... [00:54] Halkara     What do you think? [00:56] Azusa     Br... [00:57] Azusa     Bring on the booze! [01:00] Laika     This is quite good. [01:01] Flatorte     It's not meat, but it's     good in its own way! [01:04] Shalsha     Delicious. [01:05] Falfa     I didn't know there were so many     different types of mushrooms! [01:08] Falfa     Forests are amazing! [01:09] Rosalie     Here you go, Sister. [01:12] Azusa     Man, nothing beats the combo of grilled     mushrooms and butter with soy sauce! [01:17] Halkara     Soy sauce? [01:18] SFX     Pop! [01:19] Azusa     What's this mushroom called? [01:22] Halkara     They're black dwarf mushrooms. [01:24] Halkara     I only picked the ones that     hadn't grown too big yet. [01:26] SFX     Pop! [01:28] Azusa     And this one? [01:29] Halkara     Gnome's hideaways. [01:30] Halkara     They don't grow in this area,     so I grow them in my room. [01:33] Halkara     At their full size, they're big     enough for a gnome to hide under. [01:37] SFX     Pop! [01:38] Azusa     Is this the same kind? [01:39] Halkara     Yes! [01:40] Halkara     That's also a gnome's hideaway... [01:41] Halkara     or rather, it's a gnome-maker mushroom. [01:44] Halkara     It's what they call a poison mushroom.     Eating it makes you shrink! [01:47] ---     Gulp. [01:51] Azusa     Did you just say "poison"?     Did you really just say "poison"? [01:55] Halkara     Master, your smile looks scary! [01:58] SFX     Boom! [01:58] Azusa     You said they were all     definitely safe to eat! [02:02] Halkara     The ones I picked are perfectly fine! [02:04] Halkara     This is one I've been growing in my room! [02:07] Azusa     You think I care?! [02:11] Halkara     Master? [02:13] Shalsha     Mother! [02:13] Falfa     Mama! [02:14] Laika     Lady Azusa! [02:15] Flatorte     Mistress! [02:16] Rosalie     Sister! [02:23] Azusa     Wh-What? What just happened? [02:26] Laika     Lady Azusa... [02:28] Falfa     Mama, you're so cute! [02:29] Azusa     Cute? What? [02:31] Azusa     Wait, what is this?! Don't tell me I... SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years     and Maxed Out My Level SIGN    I Ate a Mushroom and     Turned Into a Child SIGN    I Ate a Mushroom and     Turned Into a Child [04:09] Azusa     I'm totally a child. [04:11] Laika     You certainly look young enough. [04:13] Halkara     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [04:15] Halkara     But don't worry! It doesn't do any     harm, other than making you shrink! [04:17] Halkara     I'll find out how to turn you     back to normal in no time! [04:20] ---     Hmph. [04:21] Azusa     Do that. [04:24] Azusa     I hope I can change back to normal soon... [04:29] Laika     Um, Lady Azusa... [04:31] Laika     This is very difficult     for me to say, but... [04:34] SFX     Sparkle, sparkle... [04:34] Laika     You're so cute! [04:36] Azusa     You're crying?! [04:37] SFX     Scoot, scoot... [04:38] Flatorte     Upsy-daisy! [04:40] Azusa     That's not going to make me happy!     I'm not actually a child! [04:43] Rosalie     Even though your body's smaller,     I guess your soul weighs the same. [04:48] Azusa     What are you seeing, exactly?! [04:52] Laika     I'm glad the village had clothes     like yours in children's sizes. [04:56] Falfa     Here, Mama! Open wide! [05:01] Azusa     Again, I'm not a child... [05:02] Shalsha     Memoirs, Volume 1: The Intrinsic Differences     Between Knowledge and Experience. [05:06] Azusa     What book is that? [05:08] Shalsha     A literary masterpiece about     intuitive cognition. [05:11] Azusa     That's not a book you'd read to     a child. Not that I'm a child. [05:15] Shalsha     Listening to it will make you sleepy. [05:17] Shalsha     It's great for getting babies to nap. [05:24] Azusa     This is... [05:25] Azusa     A kids' lunch... [05:27] Laika     I tried making it fancy     to suit your appearance. [05:31] Azusa     You're enjoying this... [05:33] Azusa     Where's Halkara? [05:34] Laika     She's secluded herself in her room to     search for a way to turn you back. [05:37] Azusa     She'd better find it... [05:39] Laika     Um, Lady Azusa... I have a favor to ask... [05:43] Azusa     What is it? [05:44] SFX     Floaty... [05:45] Laika     Would you let me pet your head? [05:50] Azusa     Okay, fine! [05:52] Azusa     At this point, you might as     well coddle me all you want! [05:54] Azusa     I've resigned myself! [05:56] SFX     Pet, pet. [05:58] Laika     Lady Azusa, you're so cute. [06:00] Laika     Even your grumpy face is adorable. [06:02] Flatorte     Hey! No fair getting her to yourself! [06:04] SFX     Pet, pet, pet. [06:06] Flatorte     I'm petting you more gently     than she did, aren't I? [06:08] Flatorte     My petting is much softer     than hers, isn't it? [06:11] Laika     That is not true! [06:11] SFX     Pet, pet. [06:12] Laika     I can pet her more gently! [06:14] Flatorte     It's obvious that my way feels nicer! [06:18] Azusa     Are you fighting or petting me?     Make up your minds. [06:24] Azusa     Nope, I can't reach it. [06:28] Rosalie     Here you go, Sister. [06:29] Azusa     Thanks, Rosalie. [06:31] Rosalie     Hey, Sister... if you want, um... [06:34] Rosalie     I could comb your hair for you. [06:36] Azusa     You, too? [06:38] Azusa     Okay, go for it. [06:41] Rosalie     Hmm... It's a very distant memory, [06:44] Rosalie     but I think I played with dolls this way [06:46] Rosalie     back when I lived in the mansion. [06:49] Azusa     Dolls... [06:52] Halkara     Sorry I took so long! [06:54] Azusa     Oh, did you find a clue     to changing me back? [06:56] Halkara     Yes! [07:01] Halkara     I found nothing! I'm sorry! [07:02] Azusa     Then why did you look     pleased with yourself?! [07:04] Halkara     I decided to tell you the truth and     apologize, and this is what my face did! [07:08] Halkara     All I can do is sincerely apologize! [07:11] Azusa     This doesn't solve anything. [07:13] Azusa     I have no choice but to ask the demons. [07:17] Azusa     Vosanosanon ujishidau veyani enrila! [07:22] Beelzebub     That was a nice bath. [07:24] Azusa     You've gotten used to appearing     in the bathtub, huh? [07:27] Beelzebub     Oh? Who is this? [07:29] Beelzebub     You bear an uncanny resemblance to Azusa... [07:31] SFX     Shoop. [07:31] Beelzebub     Could you be her daughter? [07:32] SFX     Shoop. [07:33] Azusa     It's me. I'm Azusa. [07:35] Azusa     I shrank because of a poison mushroom. [07:38] Beelzebub     How cute! How adorable! [07:40] Azusa     Hey! Don't treat me like a kid! [07:42] Beelzebub     Resisting being treated like a     child makes you even cuter! [07:47] Beelzebub     I see. So you decided to rely on     the knowledge of the demons. [07:51] Azusa     Please do something!     I can't stay like this forever! [07:55] Beelzebub     Can't you? [07:57] Beelzebub     Would it not be nice to live as the     most adorable child there is? [08:01] Azusa     Fine. I'll tell everyone the great     demon Beelzebub lost to a little kid. [08:05] Beelzebub     That's not fair! [08:07] Beelzebub     Very well. I'll search Vanzeld     Castle for a way to restore you. [08:11] Beelzebub     You'll need to come with me. [08:13] Azusa     All right. [08:14] Beelzebub     We'll bring Shalsha and Falfa, as well. [08:17] Azusa     Why? [08:18] Beelzebub     It makes me happy. [08:34] Beelzebub     Ah, that was just like being in Heaven! [08:37] Beelzebub     What an explosion of cuteness! [08:39] Azusa     Um, please don't tell     Pecora about this, okay? [08:43] Azusa     If she finds out,     it'll complicate things for sure. [08:46] Pecora     Greetings, Dear Sister. [08:48] Pecora     I've been waiting for you. [08:51] Pecora     I can't have you underestimating     the Demon King's power. [08:56] SFX     Shine! [08:57] Pecora     I never dreamed you could look     so adorable, Dear Sister! [09:00] Azusa     I want to go back to normal, though. [09:02] Pecora     Oh, what a waste! [09:04] Pecora     You should, at least, stay like     this until I get tired of it! [09:07] Azusa     Pecora! [09:08] Pecora     Then let's ask the members of your family. [09:11] SFX     Scoot, scoot... [09:12] Pecora     Falfa and Shalsha, do you prefer     your mama as she is now, [09:15] Pecora     or do you want her the way she was before? [09:17] Pecora     If you choose "as she is now,"     I'll give you all the candy you want. [09:21] Falfa     Um, what should we say? [09:22] Shalsha     The ultimate decision... [09:24] Azusa     Don't be bought off with candy!     Mama wants to go back to normal! [09:28] Both     Um... [09:29] Pecora     All right, enough with the jokes. [09:31] Azusa     Jokes? [09:32] SFX     Fwip! [09:32] Pecora     Allow me to suggest a way you     can change back to normal. [09:36] Pecora     Within the demon realm, in a forest     far, far away from the castle, [09:41] Pecora     there is a massive tree     known as the World Tree. [09:45] Pecora     At its very top is a pharmacist who     deals in every medicine ever known. [09:50] Azusa     The World Tree? [09:51] Azusa     We have to go that far to fix this? [09:54] Pecora     Slow and steady wins the race. [09:56] Pecora     It's better than trying some shady     treatment method, don't you think? [09:59] Azusa     All right. I'll try climbing     up this World Tree, then. [10:03] Azusa     What's the place like? [10:05] Pecora     The inside of the World Tree is hollow, [10:07] Pecora     and it's laid out like a complex maze. [10:09] Pecora     The top is the 108th floor, [10:10] Pecora     and on the way there are many areas     inhabited by ferocious wild animals. [10:15] Azusa     A dungeon with 108 floors is pretty big. [10:18] Azusa     But still, I have to go. [10:21] Pecora     In that case, Vania, please take     Dear Sister to the World Tree. [10:26] Vania     So I really have to go, then?     I suppose I do... [10:29] Fatla     Sending my younger sister alone     worries me. I will go, as well. [10:32] Pecora     By the way, Beelzebub, you have plenty of     work to catch up on while they're away. [10:37] Beelzebub     Understood. [10:38] SFX     Gloom... [10:39] Azusa     Well, I'll be back soon. [10:41] Falfa     I want to go with you! [10:43] Azusa     It might be dangerous.     You two need to stay here. [10:47] Falfa     Okay... [10:49] Shalsha     I know Mother will be fine. [10:51] Azusa     All right! [10:52] Azusa     Let's get going, Fatla, Vania! SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes     for 300 Years and     Maxed Out My Level SIGN    World Tree [11:03] Azusa     Wow... [11:04] Azusa     Its size is pretty shocking     when I see it in person. [11:07] Fatla     I haven't seen the World Tree in some time. [11:10] Fatla     Since that school field trip, was it? [11:11] Vania     I came here for a field trip, too! [11:14] Azusa     Wow, you've both been here before? [11:18] Azusa     Okay, let's go. [11:21] Azusa     Even if it's a complex, mysterious dungeon, [11:24] Azusa     I'm doing this to go back to normal. [11:25] Azusa     I'll get through it, no matter what! SIGN    Elevator to 10th floor just over there!     1300 Coyns [11:35] Azusa     What does this mean? [11:36] Fatla     Coyns are demon currency. [11:38] Azusa     Not that. The elevator part. [11:40] Fatla     Many people want to go higher     and higher up the World Tree, [11:44] Fatla     which led to the sale of elevator usage. [11:47] Fatla     The higher you want to     go, the more it costs. [11:49] Azusa     I thought it'd be more like a dungeon... [11:53] Fatla     It does have aspects of one, of course. [11:55] Fatla     The 11th and 12th floors are home to [11:58] Fatla     wild World Tree 11th Floor Wolves     and World Tree 12th Floor Wolves, [12:02] Fatla     so we'll need to be careful. [12:04] Azusa     What a dumb way to name animal species... [12:06] Azusa     Wait, where's Vania? [12:08] Vania     I'm sorry! [12:09] Vania     I went to buy deep-fried     buns from that shop! [12:12] Vania     The deep-fried buns here are so     exquisite, they've become famous! [12:15] Azusa     This is just a tourist trap! [12:17] Azusa     That smells good... [12:19] Azusa     Let me try a bit! [12:21] Vania     Good thing they gave you the     children's price, isn't it, Azusa? SIGN    Floor 1 → Floor 10 [12:24] SFX     Step, step, step, step... [12:28] Azusa     There's a lot I'd like to say here,     but let's head to floor 11. [12:31] Azusa     We've got a long way to go. [12:33] Azusa     They want 500 coyns per person     for wild animal conservation? [12:37] Fatla     Incidentally, the 13th floor also has     a gate where you'll need to pay. [12:42] Azusa     This seems like such a shoddy business... SIGN    Floor 11: Jungle Area [12:44] Azusa     This definitely looks like a place     where scary animals would live. [13:03] Azusa     What the heck?! [13:04] Azusa     They're totally tame!     Where are the wild animals?! [13:08] Fatla     Many visitors here are powerful demons, [13:11] Fatla     so the animals are no longer hostile. [13:13] Fatla     In fact, they learned to bow     their heads to beg for food. SIGN    Elevator to the 17th floor this way     2200 coyns per adult [13:17] Azusa     Suddenly it costs more     to make less progress. [13:20] Fatla     On the 18th floor, we can see     World Tree 18th Floor Wildcats [13:23] SFX     Meow! [13:24] Fatla     and a rare plant called the     World Tree 18th Floor Rose. [13:25] SFX     Rose, rose! [13:27] Azusa     And I bet there's another elevator     on the 19th floor, right? [13:30] Fatla     Yes. I believe the fare is 3,000 coyns. SIGN    ~ Floor 19 SIGN    ~ Floor 17 SIGN    Floors 1~10 [13:36] Azusa     That's demonic business!     They really are demons! [13:39] Vania     This brings back memories. [13:41] Vania     When I came here on my field trip, [13:42] Vania     I tried to see how far I     could get without paying, [13:45] Vania     but I got lost and ended up     late to our meet-up time. [13:49] Fatla     Life in this area relies     on the tourist industry, [13:52] Fatla     so the maze here is more difficult. [13:54] Fatla     They dig holes, add poisonous     swamps, and other things [13:57] Fatla     to make sure visitors     will use the elevators. [14:00] Azusa     They're building a dungeon... SIGN    Floor 11 → Floor 18 [14:02] SFX     Step, step, step... [14:05] Roses     Rose, rose... SIGN    Floor 19 → Floor 38 [14:08] SFX     Step, step, step... [14:09] Fatla     It's getting late.     Let's stay here for the night. [14:13] SFX     Ka-tunk! [14:15] Vania     This feels so nice. [14:17] Azusa     It's nothing like the     World Tree I had imagined... [14:21] Fatla     Yes, there was no stopping its     transition to a tourist stop. [14:24] Fatla     That said, there are no elevators     after the eighth station. [14:28] Azusa     What is this, Mount Fuji? [14:29] Fatla     Azusa, it might be a strange     way to bring this up, but... [14:34] Fatla     Thank you for giving me this opportunity. [14:37] Fatla     It had been a long time since my     sister and I took a trip together. [14:41] Azusa     Yeah, I bet. You're both so busy with     work, I'm sure you never had time. [14:46] Fatla     I must apologize. This is     part of our work, as well. [14:49] Azusa     It's fine. Sorry for dragging you     both into such a weird task. [14:53] Fatla     Well, the floors will be more     cramped from this point on, [14:57] Fatla     so we'll be moving upward at a faster pace. [14:59] Fatla     Tomorrow night, we'll     lodge on the 84th floor. [15:02] Vania     After that, it's a real     dungeon, with no lodging. [15:06] Azusa     Right! Let's do this thing! SIGN    Floor 38 → Floor 39 [15:08] SFX     Step, step, step... SIGN    Floor 39 → Floor 85 [15:24] Fatla     Please be careful. [15:25] Fatla     This floor is home to drooling     sloths and snot-nosed sloths. [15:30] Sloth     Durr! [15:31] Sloth     Durr! [15:33] Fatla     They are ferocious, so they will attack. [15:36] Sloth     Durr! [15:37] Azusa     Kiddie Punch! [15:39] Sloth     Durr! [15:40] Azusa     As far as my stats go, I still     seem to be doing pretty well. [15:43] Vania     Wow! That was amazing! [15:46] Sloths     Durr! [15:47] Vania     You can leave these to me! [15:52] Sloths     Durr! [15:53] Azusa     You two are pretty strong, too! [15:55] Azusa     I guess you are Leviathans, huh? [15:57] Vania     Yes! [15:57] Sloths     Durr! [15:59] Fatla     Now, let us hurry. SIGN    Floor 89 SIGN    Floor 96 SIGN    Floor 102 SIGN    Floor 87 → Floor 107 SIGN    Floor 107 [16:10] Azusa     We made it... [16:26] Azusa     I didn't say anything yet. [16:29] Fatla     I knew what you were going to say. [16:30] Fatla     We've come this far together, after all. [16:33] Azusa     I guess so. [16:35] Vania     What's this? I feel kind of strange. [16:39] Vania     I'm not normally the type to cry... [16:42] Fatla     You mustn't. [16:43] Fatla     We're still on the job. [16:48] Fatla     When we were still children, [16:49] Fatla     you nearly jumped off and fell     from here, didn't you, Vania? [16:52] Vania     I didn't do anything that clumsy. [16:55] Vania     You were the one who just started     complaining more as we kept going. [17:01] Vania     And then Father said we never     should have brought you along. [17:06] Fatla     Well, climbing that volcano     really was exhausting. [17:10] Fatla     And it took longer than we expected. [17:12] Vania     As I always tell you, not everything     works out exactly as scheduled. [17:17] Fatla     Or maybe you're just too lazy. SIGN    Floor 108 [17:33] Azusa     Excuse me. [17:34] Azusa     I ate a gnome-maker mushroom     and became smaller. [17:38] Azusa     Do you have any medicine that     can change me back to normal? [17:41] Pharmacist     Ah, yes, yes. [17:42] Pharmacist     Until recently, that mushroom's     effects were difficult to treat, [17:46] Pharmacist     but I've since learned that a certain     medicine works well against it. [17:49] Azusa     Really? [17:50] Pharmacist     Yes, it's become a huge hit. [17:54] Pharmacist     Here it is. [17:55] Azusa     Isn't this... [17:57] Pharmacist     It's made by a witch named Eno who's     well-known as the Witch of the Cave. [18:00] Azusa     Ah, yeah. Right. [18:02] Eno     Hello! It's the Witch of the Cave, Eno! [18:06] Eno     I brought three more     cases of that medicine! [18:09] Azusa     Eno! [18:10] Azusa     What are you doing here?! [18:12] Eno     Huh? Whose child are you? [18:15] Eno     Wait, are you... the Witch     of the Highlands?! [18:19] Eno     Wow! You actually walked     all the way up here? [18:22] Azusa     Yeah... [18:23] Eno     Dragons can't make it, but wyverns     can come straight to the top. [18:27] Eno     They carry medicines and such. [18:29] Eno     Also, it doesn't make sense. [18:31] Eno     I deliver Mandragora Pills     to Vanzeld Castle, too. [18:35] Eno     I'm certain the Demon King     knows I transport them there. [18:38] Azusa     Wha— [18:40] Pecora     I forgot that a wyvern could     fly straight to the top! [18:43] Pecora     Oopsie! [18:44] SFX     Tee-hee! [18:45] Azusa     No, you totally knew. And you     knew about the medicine, too. [18:49] Pecora     Whatever do you mean? [18:51] Azusa     Never mind. [18:53] Azusa     We were allowed to ride a wyvern     back to get here faster. [18:56] Azusa     I just want to take that     medicine and have a bath. [18:59] Azusa     I'm a mess after that crazy adventure. [19:01] Pecora     Wait a moment! [19:02] Pecora     You might as well return to     normal in front of everyone. [19:06] Azusa     Well, we did work hard to get this. [19:08] Azusa     Maybe that would be more moving. [19:12] Beelzebub     Really? It was just Mandragora Pills? [19:15] Beelzebub     You worked so hard for nothing. [19:17] Azusa     All's well that ends well. [19:19] Azusa     I'm going back to normal now. [19:27] Azusa     Here it comes! [19:29] Shalsha     I'm apprehensive about this. [19:33] Shalsha     If she gets bigger, [19:34] Shalsha     she won't fit in children's clothes. [19:40] Pecora     Oh, Dear Sister! How scandalous! [19:42] Pecora     As your little sister,     I can't bear to watch! [19:44] Azusa     Pecora! You knew this would     happen and didn't tell me! [19:48] Pecora     I don't know what you     mean. I haven't the foggiest! [19:52] Azusa     At this point, we all might     as well take a bath! [19:55] Azusa     We'll all be naked together,     including you! Got it?! [19:58] Pecora     Huh? [20:02] Azusa     There's nothing better than a big bath. [20:05] Beelzebub     I hear you. [20:07] Beelzebub     It hits even deeper when     you're exhausted from work. [20:15] Azusa     Pecora. [20:16] Pecora     D-Dear Sister! [20:18] Azusa     Does being in the bath with     all of us embarrass you? [20:21] Pecora     N-No, it's just... I-I'm not     used to this sort of thing... [20:27] Azusa     Oh, yeah. Since you're the Demon King, [20:30] Azusa     I guess you wouldn't take     baths with anyone. [20:34] Azusa     But when you get me, I get you back. [20:36] Azusa     I'm gonna get a good look at you naked! [20:38] Pecora     Th-That's scandalous! [20:42] Azusa     Being naked is the proper     attire for a bath. [20:45] Azusa     Besides, it's not embarrassing when     everyone's in it together, right? [20:49] Azusa     Still, you took your joke a     little too far this time. [20:54] Azusa     Listen, Pecora. [20:56] Azusa     No matter what your reason is,     I'm your older sister, [21:00] Azusa     and if my little sister does     something bad, I'll scold her. [21:06] Azusa     Understand? [21:09] Pecora     I'm sorry. [21:11] Azusa     Good girl. [21:13] Azusa     No more hard feelings, right? [21:15] Pecora     Um, Dear Sister... [21:17] Azusa     What? [21:19] Pecora     I always dreamed of getting a kiss     because of the books I read, [21:25] Pecora     but nothing beyond that was     written in the books. [21:28] Azusa     Ah. So that's the most     you could imagine, huh? [21:32] Azusa     You're very pure. [21:34] Pecora     So there's something I'd     like you to do for me. [21:37] Azusa     Just name it. [21:39] Pecora     May I... touch your breasts? [21:43] Azusa     What?! What are you saying?! [21:45] Pecora     I thought I should get used to it, too! [21:48] Pecora     I hoped touching your chest     would get me more accustomed! [21:51] Azusa     That is not allowed! [21:54] Pecora     Why isn't it allowed, Dear Sister?! [21:57] Azusa     If the Demon King had some weird awakening,     it'd cause irreversible damage! [22:01] Azusa     I can't grant that favor! [22:02] Pecora     Dear Sister! [22:04] Azusa     For the sake of world peace,     you need to remain pure! E12 - We Opened a Coffee Shop Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:18] Falfa     Wow, how pretty! [00:19] Azusa     That's right. I guess it     is festival season now. [00:23] Laika     What sort of festival is it? [00:25] Shalsha     It's Flatta's dance festival. [00:27] Shalsha     It started about 250 years ago, [00:30] Shalsha     and everyone dances however they please     in the town square or the highlands. [00:33] Shalsha     It's about offering the fruits     of the harvest to the earth god [00:37] Shalsha     and praying for a bountiful     harvest next year. [00:40] Shalsha     The celebration lasts two days,     both on the festival's eve and the day of the festival. [00:44] Halkara     It's nice to be able to     dance however you please! [00:49] Laika     Are you going to participate, Lady Azusa? [00:51] Azusa     I distance myself from this one a bit. [00:54] Azusa     I've been living around here since     before the festival started, [00:57] Azusa     so if I'm not careful, I could end     up being given the starring role. [01:02] Laika     I see... [01:04] Falfa     Does this festival have stalls     that sell sweet candies? [01:07] Shalsha     The study of festivals is     historically important. [01:11] Halkara     You know, drinks can be     sold at festivals, too. [01:14] Halkara     Even at higher prices,     they sell like hotcakes. [01:16] Halkara     At times, I felt like they make     a little too much profit... [01:17] Azusa     That's true... My family     did grow all of a sudden. [01:24] Azusa     Since we're here, maybe I'll try to change     how I interact with these things. [01:31] Azusa     What should I do, though? [01:33] Halkara     More fruit wine, please! [01:36] Azusa     Halkara, you can drink,     but don't go overboard, okay? [01:39] Halkara     I make drinks out of plants myself, [01:43] Halkara     so I can't help drinking them to compare... [01:46] Azusa     She can make drinks... [01:48] Laika     I see. [01:50] Laika     They add pepper as a secret ingredient. [01:52] Laika     I'm going to try making     this sauce sometime. [01:56] Azusa     And she can cook... [01:57] Falfa     Mama! [01:59] Falfa     Have some water! [02:00] Shalsha     I got some share plates. [02:02] Azusa     Thanks, you two. [02:08] Azusa     And we have two cute waitresses! [02:10] Azusa     I have an idea! [02:12] Azusa     We'll open a coffee shop called     The Witch's House on festival's eve! SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years     and Maxed Out My Level SIGN    We Opened a Coffee Shop SIGN    We Opened a Coffee Shop [03:51] Rosalie     Sister, it's here! [03:53] SFX     Ta-da! [03:56] Halkara     What is this? [03:58] Azusa     Waitress uniforms for The Witch's House. [04:00] Azusa     Remember when we all got     measured the other day? [04:13] Azusa     Let's all try them on right now! [04:20] Azusa     Well, I guess it works. [04:22] Falfa     Mama! [04:25] SFX     Float, float... [04:25] Falfa     How do we look? [04:27] Shalsha     It doesn't feel that bad... [04:29] SFX     Blush! [04:30] SFX     Hug! [04:31] Azusa     Yes! You're adorable! [04:32] Halkara     Um... [04:34] SFX     Boing, boing. [04:35] Halkara     They took my measurements,     but the chest is still so tight... [04:39] SFX     Plump. [04:42] Azusa     What kind of shady shop are we running?! [04:44] Azusa     Halkara, if you wear that,     you're banned from the shop. [04:46] SFX     Shock! [04:47] Halkara     We haven't even opened up yet! [04:49] Falfa     Flatorte, you look so cute! [04:51] Shalsha     It's very harmonious. [04:53] Shalsha     It's almost as if they used     the golden ratio somehow. [04:56] Flatorte     Y-You think so? [04:57] Flatorte     Personally, I find it very restrictive. [04:59] Flatorte     I feel more comfortable naked. [05:01] Flatorte     The great Flatorte will     fight this battle naked! [05:05] Azusa     There's no way that's better! [05:06] Rosalie     Aw, you're all so lucky. [05:09] Rosalie     I wish I could try something on, too. [05:12] Azusa     You'll be changing your     outfit, too, of course. [05:16] Azusa     Allow this outstretched     hand to reach the other side! [05:22] Azusa     Work, magic! [05:24] Azusa     Change, Rosalie! [05:32] SFX     Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle, sparkle! [05:35] Rosalie     Wow, this is great! [05:37] Rosalie     Thank you, Sister! [05:39] Azusa     Sure. You look great. [05:43] Azusa     Now, that just leaves Laika... [05:54] Azusa     A god... There's a god here... [06:01] Laika     It, um... [06:03] Laika     doesn't look too odd, does it? [06:06] Both     Priceless... [06:08] Laika     I wore something like this for     a school play long ago... [06:12] Laika     I got the same reaction and     felt just as embarrassed. [06:15] Azusa     Oh, that embarrassed face! [06:18] Both     Priceless! [06:19] SFX     Freeze... [06:21] Laika     Please don't say the same     thing over and over! [06:24] Azusa     All right! Now we come up with our menu! [06:28] SFX     Hop! [06:29] Halkara     Sounds like it's my turn! [06:33] Halkara     I've already come up with this! [06:36] Azusa     Hmm... [06:37] Azusa     Okay, this "Fifteen-Flavor     Aphrodisiac Drink Blend" is out. [06:41] Halkara     Why?! It was a huge hit     among the men of Flatta! [06:45] Guy     I'm still in my prime! [06:47] SFX     Pop! [06:47] Azusa     That's not the image we want! [06:48] Azusa     And this "Drink Daily to Grow Taller in a Month!     Bone-Lengthening Herbal Blend" is out, too. [06:51] SFX     Shabam! [06:53] Azusa     Come up with something more normal! [06:56] Halkara     Well, if you want something else... [06:59] Halkara     All I have is this "Wild Grape and Honey Juice     with a Light Flavor and Pleasant Aftertaste." [07:04] Azusa     That's what you should've given me first! [07:07] Laika     Honestly, you have no     sense for this at all. [07:10] Flatorte     You're the one who lacks sense! [07:13] Azusa     What's all the fuss over here? [07:16] Laika     Lady Azusa! [07:17] Laika     Please hear out my idea! [07:19] Laika     Anyone who can eat this giant     omelet within 30 minutes [07:22] Laika     gets their meal free! What do you think? [07:24] Azusa     Uh, I'm not sure we want     competitive eating material... [07:30] Flatorte     It's unthinkable! [07:31] Flatorte     What is cooking without meat? [07:33] Flatorte     So we serve endless delicious meat dishes! [07:36] SFX     Om. [07:36] Flatorte     This is all we need! [07:43] Azusa     No, it's not! [07:45] Azusa     Both of you are wrong! [07:48] Laika     Then what about topping boiled pasta     with sweet cream for something unique? [07:53] Azusa     I like that you're up for a challenge,     but that's not necessary! [07:56] Halkara     Master! [07:56] SFX     Shine! [07:57] SFX     Slide, slide... [07:58] Halkara     Then let's serve a full-course meal     using 36 types of mushrooms! [08:03] Azusa     Some are gonna be poisonous, though. [08:05] Falfa     Mama! [08:07] Falfa     Look at the big grasshopper I caught! [08:09] Falfa     What if we cook this grasshopper? [08:11] Azusa     We can't serve that in the shop. [08:13] Azusa     I'll come up with the menu! [08:16] Rosalie     There we go. [08:20] Rosalie     All right, that's done! [08:41] Natalie     Great Witch! [08:42] Natalie     I look forward to seeing your shop. [08:46] Falfa     It's a coffee shop, The Witch's House! [08:48] Shalsha     It's opening tomorrow. [08:50] Laika     Please come and visit. [08:52] Flatorte     Check out our coffee shop,     The Witch's House! [08:54] Rosalie     We'll have tasty food! [08:55] Laika     Please come and visit. [08:56] Flatorte     You'd better come! [08:58] Halkara     Here you go! [09:03] Shalsha     Not bad. [09:05] Azusa     Thanks, everyone. [09:07] Azusa     So, tomorrow's the day we open. [09:10] Azusa     Though I'm not sure if anyone will come... [09:12] Azusa     No, the most important thing     is that we have fun. [09:16] Azusa     Let's all have fun tomorrow! [09:19] All     Yeah! [09:36] Azusa     Well, gotta start getting     things ready early... SIGN    I've Been Killing Slimes     for 300 Years and     Maxed Out My Level [09:57] Laika     This is... [09:58] Falfa     Wow... [09:59] Shalsha     They're even coming from outside of Flatta. [10:02] Halkara     Hmm, lining up overnight     is against the rules. [10:05] SFX     Slither... [10:05] Rosalie     Nope, I heard the first ones rushed     here first thing in the morning. [10:08] Halkara     That's okay, then! [10:11] Azusa     We'll have to open ahead of schedule! [10:15] All     Yeah! [10:20] Azusa     Our coffee shop, The Witch's House,     is opening one hour early! [10:26] Azusa     Nobody cheers like that for     a coffee shop opening! [10:36] Three     Welcome! [10:38] Three     Welcome! [10:40] All     Welcome to our coffee shop,     The Witch's House! [10:49] Customer 1(F)     The Great Witch looks     beautiful as a waitress... [10:51] SFX     Float... [10:55] Customer 2(M)     And Halkara looks like the perfect     balance of wholesome and unwholesome. [10:56] SFX     Float... [11:00] Falfa     May we take your order? [11:03] Shalsha     Here's some water. [11:05] Customer 3(F)     Her twin daughters couldn't be cuter! [11:07] Customer 1(F)     Yes, but above all... [11:11] Laika     Thank you for waiting. [11:13] Laika     Here is the omelet you ordered. [11:17] Laika     Please take your time enjoying your meal. [11:21] Customer 4(M)     She's a goddess. [11:23] Customer 5(F)     If I had a little sister like that,     I'd be hugging her all the time. [11:26] Customer 6(F)     No words are needed... Just... [11:29] Customers 1-6     Priceless! [11:30] Laika     P-Please don't stare at me so much... [11:34] Laika     It's embarrassing... [11:35] SFX     Pshoom! [11:36] Customer 8(M)     Hey, hang in there! [11:37] Customer 9(F)     It's a shallow wound! [11:39] Azusa     What kind of shop is this? [11:41] Flatorte     I hate that Laika is getting     all the attention! [11:44] Flatorte     I won't lose to her! [11:46] SFX     Bam! Bam! Bam! [11:49] Flatorte     I can carry all these at once! [11:51] Customers     Ooh! [11:52] Male Customer     Amazing! [11:53] Female Customer     How wonderful! [11:53] Flatorte     It's a piece of cake! [11:54] Azusa     Wait, if you try to do that... [12:01] Rosalie     That was a close one. [12:04] Rosalie     There! [12:07] Customer 10(F)     The ghost lady is the best! [12:09] Customer 11(F)     That's fantastic service! [12:12] Rosalie     Thanks. [12:13] Azusa     I guess people enjoy service with style. [12:16] Halkara     Master! [12:19] Customer 12(M)     This juice is really refreshing. [12:21] Customer 13(F)     And the soup warms me right up. [12:24] Customer 13(F)     It's so homely, but so elegant, too. [12:27] Customer 14(F)     The wall decorations are adorable. [12:29] Halkara     They all seem to enjoy both     the food and the atmosphere. [12:35] Azusa     All right, everyone, keep up the good work! [12:38] Falfa     Okay! [12:42] Laika     Thank you very much. [12:47] Shalsha     I'm sorry, Mother.     My feet can't take any more. [12:51] Azusa     No, I'm sorry I didn't notice. [12:54] Azusa     Just take it easy. [12:57] Shalsha     No, I'll take over the register. [13:00] Shalsha     This way, I can keep working. [13:02] Azusa     Thank you. But don't overdo it, okay? [13:05] SFX     Sputter, sputter... [13:06] Halkara     Here's your milk tea! [13:08] Halkara     Here's your salad with forest tree nuts! [13:08] SFX     Sputter, sputter... [13:11] Rosalie     So three coffees, a mini chiffon     cake, and two fruit cakes... [13:15] Rosalie     And for you, a black tea, a milk,     a special omelet, and a sandwich? [13:19] Azusa     It's a good kind of surprise, but I     never thought we'd be this successful. [13:23] Beelzebub     What a fine shop. [13:24] Azusa     Thank you for waiting!     How many in... your... [13:27] Azusa     Don't you have anything to do at work? [13:29] Beelzebub     You're being awfully rude to a customer. [13:32] Azusa     Did I tell you we were doing this? [13:34] Beelzebub     You did not! [13:35] Beelzebub     I only came because I     happened to hear about it! [13:38] Beelzebub     Don't I always tell you to invite me     along when you're doing something fun? [13:40] SFX     Hmph! [13:42] Azusa     Oh, she wanted to be invited. [13:45] Azusa     Hey, Beelzebub, it's not too late to     help us serve customers if you want... [13:50] Azusa     I mean... i-if you could, maybe? [13:54] Azusa     I-If you can't, it's okay... [13:58] Beelzebub     I am a demon, you know. [14:00] Beelzebub     I'm not someone you can so     easily ask for a favor. [14:03] Beelzebub     Don't let your head get so big. [14:07] Azusa     Beelzebub, that's... the back door... [14:17] Beelzebub     Well, I suppose I don't mind. [14:19] Azusa     You're raring to go!     When did you change clothes?! [14:22] Customer 15(F)     She's the head waitress, but she has     the intense aura of a queen... [14:25] Customer 16(M)     No, she has both the dignity of a soldier [14:27] Customer 16(M)     and the class of a proper lady. [14:29] Customer 16(M)     She gives off the scent     of something forbidden! [14:35] Beelzebub     Welcome to our coffee shop, The Witch's House! [14:39] Beelzebub     When you've decided what you'd     like to order, just let me know. [14:44] Azusa     She's perfect! [14:55] Beelzebub     Hey, cooks! [14:57] Beelzebub     An herb tea, carrot chiffon cake set, [14:59] Beelzebub     and two mixed juices, please! [15:03] Laika     She's turned out to be quite the helper. [15:05] Azusa     I can't believe she's even     changed her tone of voice. [15:08] Azusa     With Beelzebub helping us now,     maybe we can breathe a little easier. [15:13] Azusa     There's no sign of the crowd     starting to thin, though... [15:16] Pecora     Okay, here we go! [15:19] SFX     Flick! [15:20] Pecora     Now do it with me, okay? [15:23] Pecora     Be delicious! [15:25] SFX     Float... [15:29] Pecora     I added a bit of little devil spice, too! [15:32] Customers 17-19(F;M;M)     Squee! [15:34] Azusa     You're way past "little devil"!     What are you doing?! [15:37] SFX     Turn! [15:37] Pecora     Dear Sister! [15:39] SFX     Sparkle! [15:39] Pecora     What do you think?     Does my outfit look cute? [15:44] Azusa     Should a Demon King who terrifies crying     babies into silences be serving customers? [15:47] Pecora     Of course! [15:48] Pecora     I always wanted to be a part of     a shop like this just once! [15:52] Azusa     Wait, if you're here, does that mean... [16:03] Vania     And here's your fosca sheep     sauté with truffles! [16:07] Azusa     I thought so. [16:09] Fatla     It's the chef's special platter. [16:11] Fatla     My sister came up with an improved     version for human palates. [16:14] Azusa     She just made herself the chef! [16:16] Halkara     Chef, one more of the special! [16:18] Vania     Got it! [16:19] Azusa     And it's already on the menu... [16:21] Fatla     Halkara, please take this     dessert menu to table three. [16:25] Halkara     Yes, Manager! [16:27] Azusa     And Fatla's the floor manager now! [16:29] Laika     A group just came in! [16:31] Azusa     Huh? [16:32] Rosalie     I have an addition to an order! [16:33] Azusa     Huh? [16:34] Falfa     There are so many customers! [16:35] Azusa     Huh?! [16:36] Fightie     Master! Is that outfit some     new kind of training? [16:39] Fightie     I'll help, too! [16:42] Beelzebub     What are you doing here? [16:44] Eno     I have some samples of the Eno     brand's latest supplement! [16:48] Eno     Feel free to take one! Here you go! [16:51] Halkara     Hey! Did anyone say you could do that? [16:56] Kuku     Here's a free song for all     the folks waiting in line! [17:00] Flatorte     Listen to the cries of     Kuku and Flatorte's souls! [17:06] Azusa     This is turning into something     kind of crazy... [17:10] Azusa     Nothing to do but continue doing my job! [17:42] Natalie     Great Witch, thank you for the lovely meal. [17:45] Azusa/Laika     Thank you for coming. [17:49] Azusa     Well, I guess we can close up now. [17:52] Eno     This new product uses fruit juice     to counter the bitterness. [17:55] Halkara     Let's talk business sometime. [17:58] Kuku     Let's perform together again! [17:59] Flatorte     I'll write a song that'll     make your heart tremble! [18:02] Fightie     Master, please spar with me! [18:04] Beelzebub     Just go home already. [18:07] Pecora     Dear Sister! [18:09] SFX     Flash! [18:10] SFX     Zoom! [18:10] Pecora     I had so much fun today! [18:12] SFX     Stretch! [18:13] Pecora     I'll come help again! [18:13] SFX     Hug! [18:15] Vania     See you next time. [18:17] Fatla     Goodbye. [18:18] Azusa     Thanks for your help, everyone. [18:25] Azusa     All right. [18:26] Azusa     Good work, everyone! [18:28] Laika     Same to you, Lady Azusa. [18:36] Azusa     We still need to clean up,     but I guess we can take our time. [18:56] Azusa     It's been 300 years since     I reincarnated here. [18:58] Azusa     After finding out I had maxed out my level, [19:01] Azusa     my life turned around completely. [19:05] Azusa     If this keeps up, [19:06] Azusa     I bet lots more fun and     hectic things will happen. [19:10] Azusa     Although if I'm comparing my recent life     to the 300 years before that, [19:14] Azusa     my recent life is still new, but I can     confidently say it's had lots more fun times. [19:20] Halkara     The cost, list price, and profit... [19:22] Rosalie     Coffee and chocolate cake.... [19:23] Flatorte     A biba non non! [19:26] Azusa     Living a slow life alone was nice, [19:28] Azusa     but living a slow life with others     is special in its own way. [19:32] Azusa     And this is still the result of all     those years defeating slimes, [19:36] Azusa     so I can't forget the debt     I owe to the slimes. [19:39] Azusa     That said, there are slimes everywhere, [19:42] Azusa     so I'm sure I'll have to     face one eventually. [19:44] Azusa     But for now, our coffee shop is done. [19:52] Azusa     I think I'd like to live a nice     peaceful life for a while. [20:31] Halkara     Master. [20:33] Halkara     Tonight is the main event of     Flatta's dance festival. [20:36] Rosalie     I wonder what it's like! [20:38] Falfa     I want to go! [20:40] Shalsha     I'm interested. [20:41] Laika     Lady Azusa, I'd like to go, as well. [20:44] Azusa     Then I guess we'll all go     check it out tonight. [20:46] Falfa     Yay! [20:48] Beelzebub     I will show you my demon dance! [20:52] Azusa     Do you have nothing better to do? [20:54] Beelzebub     Wha— [20:54] Beelzebub     Have you no gratitude after all     the work I did yesterday? [20:57] SFX     Slide! [20:59] Falfa     Thanks for helping yesterday, Beelzebub! [21:01] Shalsha     You were a big help. [21:03] Beelzebub     Oh, it was nothing. [21:05] Beelzebub     You can ask for my help again anytime. [21:08] Rosalie     You really can't resist those two, can you? [21:08] Beelzebub     There, there. You're so cute. [21:12] Flatorte     I'm gonna dance, too!     I'll let it all hang out! [21:15] Laika     Don't you dare! You'll bring     shame to all Dragons! [21:19] SFX     Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing... [21:19] Halkara     I'm quite confident in     my dancing skills, too! [21:23] Azusa     I'd rather you didn't dance, either. [21:26] Halkara     Why not, Master? [21:28] Laika     At any rate, if you get out of hand     at the festival, they'll ban you. [21:32] Flatorte     How rude! [21:32] Halkara     Come on, Master!     What's wrong with my dancing? [21:36] Azusa     Look, just... [21:37] Falfa     Hey, Beelzebub! [21:39] Shalsha     What's your dance like? [21:40] Beelzebub     It's a mysterious dance handed down     among demons that sucks out mana. [21:44] Rosalie     Another peaceful day... [21:51] Azusa     Yes, I'm coming. [21:56] Azusa     How can I help you? [22:01] Azusa     After 300 years of killing slimes, [22:04] Azusa     another fun day is about to begin.