# Season 1
# E1 - I Maxed Out My Level
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPV42/i-maxed-out-my-level)
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***SIGN*** Aizawa Azusa
Age Twenty-Seven
**[00:03] Azusa**
*Aizawa Azusa, age 27.*
**[00:05] Azusa**
*Female. Single. Corporate slave.*
**[00:08] Azusa**
*All my life, I've lived only for my career.*
**[00:10] Azusa**
*I set aside love, fun, and everything else*
**[00:14] Azusa**
*to do nothing but work.*
**[00:15] Azusa**
*I've worked as long as 50 days in a row.*
**[00:17] Azusa**
* Whatever happened to the*
* Labor Standards Act?*
**[00:20] Azusa**
*Then, one day...*
**[00:23] Azusa**
*I passed out in the middle of work.*
**[00:25] Voices**
Aizawa-san! Aizawa-san!
**[00:29] Azusa**
Oh, jeez. I just died, didn't I?
**[00:32] Mega-mega**
Correct.
**[00:34] Mega-mega**
You worked yourself to death
while still in your twenties.
**[00:38] Mega-mega**
How very heartbreaking.
**[00:40] Azusa**
I see. So I literally lived
and died for my career...
**[00:45] Mega-mega**
It might not make up for it,
**[00:47] Mega-mega**
but I will give you a new life where you
can live in happiness from beginning to end.
**[00:51] Mega-mega**
You will be free to do nearly
anything however you please!
**[00:54] SFX**
Sparkle!
**[00:54] Azusa**
Really? Whatever I want?
**[00:57] Mega-mega**
Yes! I have a soft spot for women, you see.
**[01:00] Azusa**
So... it's okay for a god to be biased?
**[01:02] Mega-mega**
Yes, it is!
**[01:03] Azusa**
Okay, then, make me immortal and ageless!
**[01:05] Mega-mega**
Sure!
**[01:07] Azusa**
Wait, it's really just that easy?
**[01:09] Azusa**
That's awesome.
**[01:10] Mega-mega**
Mana is now going to
circulate throughout you,
**[01:13] Mega-mega**
reincarnating you into a
body that will never age.
**[01:17] Mega-mega**
Anything else?
**[01:18] Azusa**
No, that's enough.
**[01:20] Azusa**
My only goal is to live a slow, lazy life.
**[01:24] Mega-mega**
Very well!
**[01:25] Mega-mega**
I will reincarnate you as an immortal
in some nice, relaxing highlands.
**[01:29] Mega-mega**
And I might as well give
you a youthful appearance!
**[01:31] Mega-mega**
Around age 17, just the way I like it!
**[01:34] Mega-mega**
There!
**[01:35] Mega-mega**
Puririn harurun powapowarin!
**[01:50] Azusa**
Definitely highlands...
***SIGN*** I Maxed Out My Level
***SIGN*** I Maxed Out My Level
**[02:03] Azusa**
It's not Japanese, but I can read it.
**[02:05] Azusa**
Let's see... "Free to anyone who wants it"?
**[02:08] Azusa**
How generous.
**[02:10] Azusa**
Did that goddess put this here for me?
**[02:16] Azusa**
This is me?
**[02:18] Azusa**
Wow, I really do look 17.
**[02:21] Azusa**
I'm pretty cute.
**[02:22] Azusa**
And what's this outfit?
I kinda look like a witch.
**[02:27] Azusa**
I truly have been reborn.
**[02:31] Azusa**
That corporate slave is gone!
**[02:33] Azusa**
From now on, I am no longer
Aizawa Azusa, but Azusa Aizawa!
**[02:37] Azusa**
And starting today, this is my house!
**[02:42] Azusa**
With that field, I can be self-sufficient.
**[02:46] Azusa**
Hey, there's a village!
**[02:49] Azusa**
I have a weapon, too...
**[02:52] Azusa**
And money!
**[02:53] Azusa**
Maybe I'll go out for a bit...
**[03:04] Azusa**
A slime?
**[03:05] Azusa**
So I really am in an another world, then?
**[03:08] Azusa**
I can beat it, right?
**[03:15] Azusa**
I guess it didn't hurt that much.
**[03:18] Azusa**
Then...
**[03:19] Azusa**
Take that! And that! And that!
**[03:28] Azusa**
Is this... some kind of money?
**[03:30] Azusa**
I said I'd be self-sufficient, but I'll
need money for day-to-day necessities.
**[03:35] Azusa**
I'll just help myself to this.
**[03:39] Azusa**
I guess slimes are pretty common...
**[03:46] Azusa**
Wow...
**[03:47] Old**
Haven't seen you around here before.
**[03:49] Azusa**
I just moved into a house in the highlands.
**[03:52] Azusa**
Would you tell me about this village?
**[03:54] Old**
This is the village of Flatta.
**[03:56] Old**
We have an adventurers' guild.
You should talk to them.
**[04:00] Azusa**
Thank you!
**[04:03] Azusa**
It's not a very big village, but it's pretty.
**[04:07] Natalie**
Welcome to the adventurers' guild!
**[04:09] Natalie**
What sets this village apart
is how peaceful it is.
**[04:12] Natalie**
The only monsters in the area
are things like slimes.
**[04:15] Azusa**
I got these from some slimes
I defeated on my way here.
**[04:18] Natalie**
Those are magic stones.
**[04:19] Natalie**
You need to register with the guild if
you want to exchange them for money.
**[04:23] Natalie**
Is that all right?
**[04:24] Azusa**
Sure.
**[04:25] Natalie**
Please place your hand on this.
**[04:33] Natalie**
Your job is "witch."
**[04:34] Natalie**
You're level 1.
**[04:35] Azusa**
*I really am a witch...*
***SIGN*** Azusa Aizawa
***SIGN*** Job Witch
***SIGN*** Stamina Magic
***SIGN*** Attack Speed
***SIGN*** Defense Intelligence
***SIGN*** Magic
None
***SIGN*** Special abilities, etc.
***SIGN*** Medicinal Plant Knowledge Immortality due to witch powers
***SIGN*** Experience earned
**[04:37] Natalie**
Special abilities... Immortality?!
**[04:40] Natalie**
That's incredible!
**[04:41] Natalie**
There are some witches who
live very long lives,
**[04:44] Natalie**
but immortality at level 1 is remarkable!
**[04:46] Azusa**
Yeah, I guess I'm just lucky...
**[04:48] Azusa**
* I won't tell her it was a bonus*
* that came with being reincarnated.*
**[04:52] Natalie**
All set. We're happy to
have you in our guild!
**[04:56] Azusa**
And now I've got a source of income.
**[05:00] Azusa**
*That was the day my new, slow life began.*
**[05:05] Azusa**
*I just take it easy every day,*
**[05:07] Azusa**
*sleep as much as I want,*
**[05:09] Azusa**
*tend to my field...*
**[05:11] Azusa**
* and when I feel like getting some*
* exercise, I beat up slimes!*
**[05:16] Azusa**
*They're valuable as my income source,*
**[05:17] Azusa**
*so I try to defeat at least 25 slimes a day.*
**[05:21] Azusa**
*I've visited the nearby forest, too.*
**[05:23] Azusa**
* As a witch, I know right away*
* which plants have medicinal uses.*
**[05:26] Azusa**
*I make some medicines occasionally*
**[05:28] Azusa**
*and sell them in the village.*
**[05:31] Azusa**
*With just minimal labor*
**[05:33] Azusa**
*and a nice, easy day-to-day life...*
**[05:35] Azusa**
*I truly live a life of leisure.*
**[05:37] Azusa**
* My second life is treating*
* me fantastically well!*
**[05:45] Azusa**
*And then, 300 years passed.*
**[05:52] Azusa**
And that's 26.
**[05:54] Azusa**
I guess after doing this for 300 years,
**[05:57] Azusa**
I must have leveled up a little...
**[06:00] Lady**
Oh, the Witch of the Highlands!
**[06:02] Azusa**
Hello.
**[06:03] Guy**
The medicine you brought
last time worked great.
**[06:05] Azusa**
Glad to hear it!
**[06:07] Azusa**
*It has been 300 years.*
**[06:09] Azusa**
* I know more about this village's*
* history than anyone else now.*
**[06:14] Azusa**
*We've been through a lot.*
**[06:16] Azusa**
* I examined emergency patients and*
* treated them with my medicines...*
**[06:19] Azusa**
*I even stopped the spread of a plague.*
**[06:23] Azusa**
* And now they all treat me*
* like a guardian deity.*
**[06:26] Azusa**
*Not that it bothers me at all.*
**[06:28] Azusa**
Hello!
**[06:31] Natalie**
That's 5,200 gold for you.
**[06:33] Azusa**
Thanks.
**[06:34] Azusa**
See you tomorrow, then.
**[06:35] Natalie**
Say, Witch of the Highlands...
**[06:37] Azusa**
What is it?
**[06:38] Natalie**
There's something I've been
wondering for a while.
**[06:42] Natalie**
Just how strong are you now?
**[06:45] Azusa**
How strong? Like in battle?
**[06:48] Azusa**
Likely not all that strong...
**[06:50] Azusa**
I've registered as an adventurer,
**[06:52] Azusa**
but I've never been on an adventure.
**[06:55] Natalie**
Would you mind letting me
take a look at your stats?
**[06:57] Azusa**
Now that you mention it, they haven't
been checked in 300 years...
**[07:01] Natalie**
But you've been protecting
Flatta all this time,
**[07:05] Natalie**
so I bet your stats are through the roof!
**[07:08] Azusa**
Fine with me, but I'm really just a witch
with knowledge of medicinal plants.
**[07:12] Azusa**
Don't get your hopes up.
***SIGN*** Azusa Aizawa
***SIGN*** Job Witch
***SIGN*** Stamina Magic
***SIGN*** Attack Speed
***SIGN*** Defense Intelligence
***SIGN*** Magic
***SIGN*** Special abilities, etc.
***SIGN*** Medicinal Plant Knowledge Immortality due to witch powers
***SIGN*** Experience Boost
***SIGN*** Experience earned
***SIGN*** Teleportation ■Float■ Blaze Tornado Item Appraisal
***SIGN*** Earthquake Freeze Lightning Mind Control Remove Curse Remove Poison
***SIGN*** Reflect Magic Mana Absorption Language Comprehension Transform Create Magic
**[07:20] Natalie**
Level 99?!
**[07:22] Natalie**
You're seriously way too strong!
**[07:23] Azusa**
Nah, this thing's just broken.
**[07:26] Azusa**
I mean, I've never beaten
anything but slimes.
***SIGN*** Experience earned
**[07:29] Azusa**
There's no way I can have
10,840,086 experience points.
**[07:32] Natalie**
No, hang on!
**[07:33] Natalie**
You've been defeating slimes every single day,
365 days a year, for 300 years, right?
**[07:39] Azusa**
Well, yeah. I average about 25 per day.
**[07:42] Natalie**
And then there's this!
**[07:44] Natalie**
You have a special ability that boosts
the experience points you earn!
**[07:48] Natalie**
That means you get two additional experience
points for every monster you defeat.
**[07:52] Azusa**
Just two?
**[07:53] Natalie**
Slimes are worth two experience points,
**[07:55] Natalie**
but with this ability, that becomes four.
**[07:57] Natalie**
Which means...
**[07:58] Natalie**
Four times 25 times 365 times
300 equals 10,950,000!
**[08:04] Azusa**
I know they say slow and
steady wins the race, but...
**[08:06] Azusa**
A large dragon is said to be
worth 2,500 experience points,
**[08:10] Azusa**
so that's 4,380 dragons
worth of experience points!
**[08:13] Azusa**
I'm a super dragon killer, then!
**[08:15] Natalie**
It's insane!
**[08:16] Natalie**
This has to make you the strongest
adventurer in the world!
**[08:19] Azusa**
What? The whole world?
**[08:21] Natalie**
I always knew the Witch of the
Highlands was truly a great witch!
**[08:24] SFX**
D'oh!
**[08:25] Azusa**
You're kidding...
**[08:26] Azusa**
If people find out about this and
I get more and more famous...
**[08:31] Azusa**
My slow life is over!
**[08:33] Azusa**
Natalie, you can't tell a
single soul about this!
**[08:37] Natalie**
Why not? I want to glorify
you as much as you deserve!
**[08:40] Azusa**
My stats are personal information.
**[08:43] Azusa**
You wouldn't want the size of your
breasts getting out, would you?
**[08:46] Natalie**
I'm quite confident in their size, though.
**[08:48] SFX**
Boing!
**[08:50] SFX**
Flat...
**[08:51] Azusa**
Anyway...
**[08:52] Azusa**
Please don't tell anyone about my stats.
**[08:55] Azusa**
I just want to live a quiet, secretive life.
**[08:58] Natalie**
You got it!
**[08:59] Natalie**
I swear I'll never tell anyone that
you're the strongest there is!
**[09:04] Natalie**
I would never do anything
to betray your trust!
**[09:10] Azusa**
*Level 99? I just can't believe it.*
**[09:14] Azusa**
* How can numbers like that be possible*
* just from beating slimes daily?*
**[09:21] Azusa**
Freeze everything solid!
**[09:29] Azusa**
It's true...
**[09:33] Azusa**
There.
**[09:34] Azusa**
Freeze solid!
**[09:37] Azusa**
I didn't even realize I'd learned
this magic, but it's super handy.
**[09:41] Azusa**
And I can just use fire magic to thaw it.
**[09:47] Azusa**
Can I help you?
**[09:48] Swordsman**
You are Azusa, the Witch
of the Highlands, yes?
**[09:51] Azusa**
Yes, that's right.
**[09:53] Azusa**
What would adventurers
like you want with me?
**[09:56] Swordsman**
I would like to test my skills against you.
**[09:58] Azusa**
Huh?
**[09:59] Azusa**
I'm just a witch who ekes out a
living gathering medicinal plants.
**[10:03] Azusa**
What point is there in fighting me?
**[10:06] Swordsman**
I was told that a level 99 witch lived here.
**[10:09] Azusa**
Gulp!
**[10:11] Azusa**
You're mistaken!
**[10:12] Azusa**
The panel just brought up some weird
numbers because it was broken.
**[10:15] Azusa**
My actual strength is around
level 10 at best...
**[10:18] Azusa**
No, more like level 3...
**[10:20] Mage**
It's no use trying to lie.
**[10:22] Mage**
The mana is practically gushing
forth from your body!
**[10:25] Mage**
There's no doubt that
you're incredibly strong!
**[10:30] Azusa**
All right. I'll spar with you.
**[10:33] Azusa**
But on one condition!
**[10:35] Azusa**
If I win, you have to tell everyone that the
Witch of the Highlands was no big deal.
**[10:39] Azusa**
I'd really rather not
fight if I can avoid it.
**[10:42] Azusa**
If you leave this circle, you lose.
**[10:44] Azusa**
Anyone who steps outside
it is out of the fight.
**[10:46] Azusa**
If everyone in your party
leaves it, you lose.
**[10:49] Azusa**
Now, begin!
**[10:52] Mage**
Wind, be my servant and
blow with all your might!
**[10:57] Azusa**
*Oh, so that's how you use tornado magic.*
**[11:01] Azusa**
*Keep it weak... as weak as possible...*
**[11:03] Mage**
Wind, be my servant and
blow with all your might.
**[11:09] Mage**
No way!
**[11:10] Sword**
Run!
**[11:10] Warrior**
She's a monster!
**[11:23] Azusa**
Natalie!
**[11:24] Natalie**
Oh, Witch of the Highlands.
**[11:26] Azusa**
Didn't you promise me you
wouldn't tell anyone?!
**[11:29] Natalie**
I swear I told no one!
**[11:31] Azusa**
Then how...
**[11:33] Elunsto**
It was me!
**[11:35] Azusa**
Who's that?!
**[11:36] Natalie**
You're Ernst, the adventurer who's
notorious for being loose-lipped!
**[11:40] Natalie**
Were you sitting at that
table back then, too?
**[11:43] Elunsto**
I couldn't believe the witch was level 99.
**[11:48] Guy**
So the rumor was true?!
**[11:50] Guy**
I saw her incredible magic with my own eyes!
**[11:53] Lady**
She's definitely level 99!
**[11:56] Azusa**
* That's how the Witch of the*
* Highlands maxed out her level.*
**[11:59] Azusa**
*And when that got around...*
**[12:08] Azusa**
Um... What can I do for you?
**[12:11] Laika**
You are the strongest of witches?
**[12:14] Azusa**
*...a dragon came to see me.*
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
**[12:23] Laika**
I am the most powerful dragon
in the province of Nanterre.
**[12:26] Laika**
My name is Laika.
**[12:28] Laika**
I have heard rumors that the
strongest of witches resided here.
**[12:33] Azusa**
You're not gonna tell me you want to
test your strength against me, are you?
**[12:36] Laika**
You've saved me the trouble of asking.
**[12:38] SFX**
Gloom...
**[12:39] Azusa**
*How far has that stupid rumor spread?!*
**[12:41] Azusa**
*At least limit it to humans!*
**[12:44] Azusa**
I have no desire to be
known as the strongest.
**[12:47] Azusa**
I just want to live here quietly.
**[12:49] Azusa**
You can have the title of the strongest.
**[12:52] Laika**
I cannot accept that! Fight me!
**[12:55] Laika**
We must settle this matter
beyond a shadow of a doubt!
**[12:58] Azusa**
*This is a royal pain in the ass.*
**[13:01] Azusa**
And if I refuse?
**[13:03] Laika**
I will rampage.
**[13:06] Azusa**
Okay, fine. I don't want
my house to get wrecked.
**[13:09] Azusa**
Let's do this.
**[13:11] Azusa**
Remember, I never claimed to
be the strongest anything,
**[13:13] Azusa**
so if I turn out to be a
lot weaker, go easy on me.
**[13:16] Laika**
Very well.
**[13:17] Laika**
I am only concerned with proving
that I am the strongest.
**[13:24] Azusa**
I now bid a brief farewell to the earth.
**[13:31] Laika**
Ah, truly the skills of a witch.
**[13:33] Laika**
But do not assume you are my equal
simply because you can fly.
**[13:40] Azusa**
Freeze everything solid!
**[13:46] Laika**
It appears that you truly are
a witch of high caliber.
**[13:49] Laika**
But it matters not how
advanced your magic is!
**[13:52] Laika**
Take this!
**[13:56] Laika**
You will not escape!
**[14:00] Azusa**
Freeze everything solid!
**[14:11] Azusa**
How was that? Feeling a little brain freeze?
**[14:19] Azusa**
W-Wait!
**[14:21] Azusa**
Don't tear up my house!
**[14:23] Azusa**
Don't you dare tear it up!
**[14:34] Laika**
It's so cold...
**[14:37] Azusa**
I told you...
**[14:39] Azusa**
not to wreck my house!
**[14:47] Laika**
Wh-What power...
**[14:50] Laika**
How could I suffer such a humiliating loss?
**[14:53] Azusa**
So, Laika the dragon,
**[14:55] Azusa**
make sure you fix my house, okay?
**[14:58] Azusa**
Because if you don't...
**[15:00] Azusa**
I'll make you regret it.
**[15:03] Laika**
V-Very well... I will take care of it.
**[15:07] Laika**
Um... I have a fair amount of money
stored in the mountain where I live.
**[15:12] Laika**
May I go and retrieve it?
**[15:14] Azusa**
Fine, but if you run away on me...
**[15:21] Laika**
Rest assured, I will keep my promise!
**[15:28] Azusa**
Guess I'll stay in the
village for a while...
**[15:32] Guy**
Oh, it's the witch!
**[15:33] Guy**
I heard you defeated a dragon!
**[15:35] Lady**
We saw it fleeing!
**[15:37] Azusa**
Sorry... I did defeat the dragon,
**[15:40] Azusa**
but my house was destroyed.
**[15:42] Azusa**
Is it all right if I stay here for a while?
***SIGN*** Flatta Village Office
**[15:47] Azusa**
Wow, nice...
**[15:49] Azusa**
But isn't this a guest room?
**[15:52] Azusa**
I'd be fine with a room at the inn.
**[15:54] Girl**
Oh, my, no!
**[15:55] Girl**
You're the great witch who protected
our village from a terrible dragon.
**[15:59] Girl**
Please use this room as you'd like.
**[16:02] Girl**
Um, Great Witch...
**[16:05] Girl**
When I was a child,
your medicine saved my life.
**[16:10] Girl**
There are many people in this village
who've been saved thanks to you.
**[16:18] Azusa**
Well, I guess it can't hurt to take advantage
of people's kindness now and then.
**[16:23] Azusa**
Okay!
**[16:25] Azusa**
Good evening!
***SIGN*** Restaurant: The Keen Eagle
**[16:26] Proprietress**
Welcome.
**[16:27] Guy**
The Witch of the Highlands!
**[16:29] Guy**
A toast to the witch!
**[16:31] All**
Cheers!
**[16:34] Azusa**
I'll take my usual omelette,
**[16:36] Azusa**
and a beef stew.
**[16:42] Azusa**
The omelettes here are just the best!
**[16:46] Keen Eagle Owner**
And we feel "the best"
with you protecting us.
**[16:50] Crowd**
The great witch rules!
**[16:52] Azusa**
Aw...
**[16:54] Azusa**
Oh, well.
**[16:56] Azusa**
Cheers to Flatta Village!
**[16:59] All**
Cheers!
**[17:07] Azusa**
Last night was awesome.
**[17:09] Azusa**
It actually made me glad I'm a witch.
**[17:12] Girl**
I'm sorry to interrupt your rest.
**[17:14] Girl**
There's someone here who
says they wish to see you.
**[17:17] Azusa**
Huh?
**[17:23] Laika**
I'm very sorry for the
trouble I caused yesterday!
**[17:25] Azusa**
Yesterday? Um, have we met somewhere?
**[17:30] Laika**
Oh, right. This is the first time
you've seen me in this form.
**[17:33] Laika**
I am Laika, the Red Dragon
you met yesterday.
**[17:38] Azusa**
What?!
**[17:39] Laika**
We members of the dragon
race can change our forms.
**[17:44] Laika**
I've brought the money
that I had been saving.
**[17:47] Azusa**
Thanks!
**[17:49] Azusa**
This should be more than
enough to repair my house.
**[17:52] Laika**
A-Also, um...
**[17:55] Laika**
The truth is, I would like to ask a favor...
**[17:57] Azusa**
What is it?
**[17:58] Laika**
M-May I...
**[18:02] Laika**
May I be your pupil?!
**[18:05] Azusa**
Huh? Pupil?
**[18:06] Laika**
Yes! Fighting you made me realize
that I still have much to learn!
**[18:12] Laika**
I'd like to cast away the vain notion
that I am the strongest in Nanterre
**[18:15] Laika**
and start studying from square one!
**[18:18] Azusa**
Your gung-ho attitude is fantastic,
**[18:20] Azusa**
but I didn't get strong by
doing any special training!
**[18:23] Azusa**
I just made a habit of beating up the
local slimes, and this is what happened!
**[18:27] Laika**
I overestimated my powers as a dragon,
**[18:31] Laika**
growing too proud and neglecting
the need to polish my skills.
**[18:35] Laika**
And that resulted in my humiliating defeat!
**[18:38] Laika**
So it is your diligent day-to-day
efforts that I wish to learn from!
**[18:42] Azusa**
Industrious much?!
**[18:43] Laika**
Please allow me to live
with you as a worker!
**[18:45] Azusa**
I want to learn your way of life!
**[18:50] Azusa**
A live-in worker?
**[18:52] Azusa**
Does that mean you'd cook
and clean for me, too?
**[18:56] Laika**
Yes, of course! With pleasure!
**[18:58] Azusa**
* This might just add another*
* layer of ease to my slow life!*
**[19:04] Azusa**
Very well. I will accept you as my pupil.
**[19:09] Laika**
Thank you!
**[19:11] Azusa**
By the way, how old are you?
**[19:14] Laika**
I was born about 300 years ago.
**[19:16] Azusa**
Same as me, then...
**[19:23] Laika**
Is something wrong?
**[19:25] Azusa**
I was just thinking, even after it's fixed up,
it might be too small for two people.
**[19:29] Azusa**
Maybe we should expand it a bit.
**[19:31] Laika**
In that case, since I'm here,
why don't I build it?
**[19:34] Azusa**
Build it? You're not an architect, are you?
**[19:37] Laika**
As long as I have wood and stones,
**[19:39] Laika**
all that remains is to put them
together. Please, allow me!
***SIGN*** How to Build a Log House, Laika's Way
**[19:43] Laika**
Now, then...
***SIGN*** Bring lots of wood
from the forest
**[19:46] Laika**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
***SIGN*** Skillfully strip the bark
from the wood
**[19:48] Laika**
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup...
***SIGN*** Carry the building materials efficiently
**[19:52] Laika**
Hi-yah!
***SIGN*** Finally, put it all together
***SIGN*** Et cetera
**[20:00] Azusa**
Hey!
**[20:01] Azusa**
Why don't we wrap up for the day?
**[20:04] Azusa**
Let's head back to the village.
**[20:05] Laika**
Actually, Lady Azusa, I'm not tired.
**[20:09] Laika**
I can keep going.
**[20:10] Laika**
Dragons can see in the dark, so if I work
all night, I can finish by morning.
**[20:16] Azusa**
Laika...
**[20:19] Azusa**
That kind of thing is a hard *no*!
**[20:22] Laika**
Um... Did I say something wrong?
**[20:26] Azusa**
Laika, you just said you'd
work all night, didn't you?
**[20:30] Azusa**
You can't do that. Absolutely not!
**[20:33] Laika**
I just... wanted to show
you how hard I can work...
**[20:36] Azusa**
It's not good to overuse the phrase
"work hard" in a positive light!
**[20:42] Azusa**
Look. See how it's getting dark?
**[20:46] Azusa**
That's the world telling you that
you've done enough for today.
**[20:50] Azusa**
If nothing else, I didn't get strong
by pushing myself too hard.
**[20:54] Azusa**
I just put in a moderate
amount of effort every day.
**[20:57] Azusa**
Now that you're my pupil, I want
you to uphold that lifestyle.
**[21:02] Laika**
I understand.
**[21:04] Laika**
I will do as you say, Lady Azusa.
**[21:06] Azusa**
Good.
**[21:08] Azusa**
From now on, if you're tired
or just can't keep going,
**[21:11] Azusa**
don't hesitate to say so.
**[21:14] Laika**
Your consideration toward
your pupil touches my heart.
**[21:21] Azusa**
Aren't you being a bit dramatic?
**[21:29] Laika**
Um, it's finished now.
**[21:32] Laika**
Does it please you?
**[21:46] Azusa**
Yeah! It's amazing!
**[21:47] Azusa**
You did it, Laika!
**[21:51] Laika**
I-If it pleases you, Lady Azusa,
I could not be happier.
**[21:56] Azusa**
Okay!
**[21:58] Azusa**
Let's go, Laika! Today we
celebrate in the village!
**[22:02] Azusa**
* Thus, 300 years after I reincarnated*
* and became a witch,*
**[22:06] Azusa**
*my life with my very first pupil began.*
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
# E2 - Along Came the Daughters
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV2VX3/along-came-the-daughters)
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**[00:11] Laika**
Amazing! It happened so quickly,
my eyes couldn't keep up!
**[00:14] Azusa**
Well, I *have* been beating up
slimes for 300 years now.
**[00:18] Laika**
And how many slimes did you defeat
each day to get so strong?
**[00:23] Azusa**
Like... 25?
**[00:27] Azusa**
Oh, but I have an ability that
increases the experience I earn,
**[00:30] Azusa**
so it actually comes out to about 50 a day.
**[00:33] Laika**
It sounds like you had it easier I expected.
**[00:35] Laika**
I thought you would say you worked
hard enough to sweat blood.
**[00:38] Azusa**
Laika, you need to throw away
those kinds of thoughts.
**[00:41] Laika**
What? Why?
**[00:43] Azusa**
Because if you're working
hard enough to sweat blood,
**[00:46] Azusa**
it means you know people are watching you.
**[00:49] Azusa**
So you've probably been using that
expression with the intention of boasting.
**[00:55] Laika**
Wh-When you put it that way...
**[00:58] Azusa**
Anyway, you just keep steadily
plugging along every day.
**[01:01] Azusa**
Looking at any activity that way
makes it easier to keep it up,
**[01:04] Azusa**
and you'll level up naturally along the way.
**[01:07] Laika**
Such meaningful, priceless words...
**[01:09] Laika**
I will fully dedicate myself to
reaching your level one day!
**[01:14] Azusa**
It's not like the slimes are
ever gonna try to get revenge.
**[01:17] Azusa**
Let's just keep mowing them down!
**[01:22] Shalsha**
Witch of the Highlands...
**[01:24] Shalsha**
You shall pay dearly.
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
***SIGN*** Along Came the Daughters
***SIGN*** Along Came the Daughters
**[03:02] Laika**
Lady Azusa, I shall prepare
our meal for today!
**[03:07] Azusa**
Okay, I guess I'll leave you to it.
**[03:09] Azusa**
I didn't know dragons could cook, though.
**[03:12] Laika**
Of course. Dragons are
one of the noble races.
**[03:15] Laika**
Cooking is but a simple task!
**[03:17] SFX**
Dun!
**[03:18] SFX**
Dun!
**[03:19] SFX**
Dun!
**[03:20] SFX**
Da-dun!
**[03:20] Laika**
This is my finest creation.
**[03:23] Laika**
Please, help yourself!
**[03:25] SFX**
Shine!
**[03:27] Azusa**
I do enjoy omelettes...
**[03:29] Azusa**
But I think you might've
used a few too many eggs.
**[03:32] Azusa**
This is way too much for two people.
**[03:35] Laika**
I'm so sorry!
**[03:36] Laika**
I just can't cast aside
my values as a dragon!
**[03:39] Azusa**
I see. Well, let's eat
it before it gets cold.
**[03:43] Laika**
Right...
**[03:45] Both**
Let's eat.
**[03:51] Azusa**
This is great!
**[03:53] Azusa**
I gotta be honest! You're fantastic, Laika!
**[03:56] Raika**
Thank you!
**[03:58] Laika**
In that case, I'll make it every day!
**[04:01] Azusa**
Nah, we'll rotate. I'll do
my share of cooking, too.
**[04:04] Azusa**
You can show off your skills
when it's your day.
**[04:07] Laika**
Okay! I'll give it my all, then, too!
**[04:12] Azusa**
Laika, if there's anything you want to
know about the life we live, just ask.
**[04:18] Laika**
Well... there is one thing,
about that village.
**[04:21] Azusa**
About Flatta?
**[04:22] Laika**
Yes. Its magic defense is extremely weak.
**[04:26] Laika**
Just one evil mage could reduce
it to a sea of flames in moments.
**[04:31] Azusa**
Yeah, but wouldn't that be
true pretty much anywhere?
**[04:35] Laika**
It's not only that.
**[04:36] Laika**
It has no measures in place to
deal with land-based attacks.
**[04:39] Laika**
If large monsters attacked en masse,
it wouldn't stand a chance.
**[04:43] Azusa**
I think you might be overthinking this...
**[04:45] Laika**
But the news of your strength just
recently became widely known, yes?
**[04:50] Laika**
Some vile fiend could take the whole
village hostage just to get rid of you!
**[04:56] Azusa**
I get it... But it's not like I
can guard them around the clock.
**[05:04] Laika**
But there is something we can do.
**[05:07] Azusa**
A DIY barrier?
**[05:10] Laika**
One of your many skills
is Create Magic, right?
**[05:14] Laika**
You can use it to make a
barrier around the village.
**[05:18] Laika**
If you want it to have a long-term effect,
**[05:20] Laika**
the best way is to draw a magic circle.
**[05:23] Azusa**
Wow, you dragons know a
lot about magic, huh?
**[05:26] Laika**
I learned about it when I went
to an all-girls school...
**[05:29] Azusa**
All-girls school?!
**[05:31] Laika**
All right, it's done.
**[05:33] Azusa**
I'll give it a shot, then.
**[05:35] Azusa**
You who have wicked hearts,
**[05:38] Azusa**
be caught in this net and
become incapacitated!
**[05:49] Azusa**
Did it work?
**[05:51] Laika**
Yes, they should be fine now.
**[05:55] Laika**
What is it?
**[05:56] Azusa**
I don't know... I just have
this foreboding feeling...
**[06:03] Old**
This thief who entered the
village suddenly can't move.
**[06:07] Laika**
Lady Azusa, it's already working!
**[06:10] Old**
What could have happened?
**[06:12] Laika**
Lady Azusa put a barrier over
the village just moments ago!
**[06:16] Old**
Oh! At last, the debate over
village safety measures
**[06:19] Old**
that has plagued us for
many long years is over!
**[06:23] Old**
Everyone, listen!
**[06:25] Old**
Thanks to the great witch,
this village will be even more peaceful!
**[06:30] Azusa**
Please, Headman, that's not necessary.
**[06:32] Azusa**
If you're going to praise someone...
**[06:35] Azusa**
You should praise Laika.
**[06:36] Laika**
Huh?
**[06:37] Azusa**
It was my pupil, Laika the Dragon,
who suggested putting up the barrier.
**[06:42] Laika**
N-No, it was none other than Lady
Azusa who erected the barrier!
**[06:46] Laika**
I did nothing!
**[06:48] Guy**
A dragon?
**[06:49] Guy**
The dragon you defeated before, Great Witch?
**[06:51] Azusa**
Yeah. Laika became my pupil a few days ago.
**[06:55] Azusa**
She's a very nice, thoughtful girl,
so treat her well, okay?
**[07:00] Laika**
My name is Laika.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[07:03] Guy**
No wonder! The Great Witch's
pupil is bound to be special!
**[07:04] Guy**
This village is gonna be
even nicer to live in now!
**[07:06] Lady**
Having a good-hearted dragon on our
side gives us the strength of an army!
**[07:11] Azusa**
I'm so glad you're here now, Laika.
**[07:14] Azusa**
You do such a good job with the chores,
**[07:16] Azusa**
and you make such tasty meals for us.
**[07:18] Laika**
I have also learned a great
deal from you, Lady Azusa.
**[07:29] Azusa**
* I hope we can keep living*
* this easy life forever.*
**[07:46] Azusa**
*A little girl?*
**[07:49] Azusa**
Hi there. Can I help you?
**[07:53] Falfa**
I've been dying to see you, Mama!
**[07:58] Laika**
Lady Azusa?
**[07:59] Falfa**
Mama, are you okay?
**[08:01] Laika**
Do we have a visitor?
**[08:04] Falfa**
I'm Falfa! I came to see my mama!
**[08:07] Laika**
Lady Azusa has a child?
**[08:09] Azusa**
No, I don't! This kid's mistaken!
**[08:12] Falfa**
I'm not mistaken!
**[08:14] Azusa**
So your name's Falfa?
**[08:16] Azusa**
"Mama" is what you'd call the woman
who gave birth to you and raised you.
**[08:21] Falfa**
You gave birth to me, Mama!
**[08:24] Falfa**
They call you the
Witch of the Highlands, right?
**[08:28] Falfa**
I know 'cause my little
sister looked into it!
**[08:30] Azusa**
You have a little sister, too?!
**[08:31] Laika**
W-Well, it does make sense that you'd have
a love child or two after living 300 years.
**[08:36] Laika**
I have learned so much from you, Lady Azusa!
**[08:39] Azusa**
You don't need to learn that!
**[08:41] Falfa**
Anyway, Mama, there's trouble!
**[08:44] Falfa**
My little sister's trying to kill you!
**[08:47] Azusa**
Someone wants to kill me?!
**[08:50] Laika**
This just turned into a suspense story.
**[08:52] Falfa**
I don't want you to die, Mama.
**[08:55] Falfa**
That's why I'm here.
**[08:57] Laika**
Lady Azusa, we should let her in
and hear what she has to say.
**[09:01] Azusa**
I guess so.
**[09:03] Azusa**
Want to come in and have
some cookies, Falfa?
**[09:06] Falfa**
Yeah! I'd love some!
**[09:11] Azusa**
*Now that I look closer,*
**[09:13] Azusa**
* she does kinda look like*
* me when I was little...*
**[09:17] Azusa**
*Actually, no, she doesn't.*
**[09:19] Falfa**
Yay!
**[09:20] Falfa**
Time to eat!
**[09:22] Azusa**
So... can you tell me your
little sister's name?
**[09:26] Falfa**
It's Shalsha.
**[09:27] Azusa**
Then is this Shalsha... my child, too?
**[09:31] Falfa**
That's right.
**[09:32] Laika**
But why would she want to kill Lady Azusa?
**[09:36] Falfa**
I think she's holding a grudge against Mama,
**[09:38] Falfa**
since Mama killed her and all.
**[09:41] Azusa**
*My slow life just took an occultish turn...*
**[09:45] Laika**
I still don't understand all the details,
**[09:47] Laika**
but in any case, I believe we need
to protect you from this Shalsha.
**[09:51] Azusa**
You're right.
**[09:53] Azusa**
Falfa, do you know how she
might try to attack me?
**[09:56] Falfa**
Hmm...
**[09:58] Falfa**
Shalsha was always studying
Smite Evil magic.
**[10:02] Laika**
Smite Evil?
**[10:03] Azusa**
Isn't that a really powerful type of
magic that only works on certain races?
**[10:08] Laika**
Yes, including...
**[10:10] Laika**
humans,
**[10:11] Laika**
orcs,
**[10:12] Laike**
and elves.
**[10:13] Laika**
The more specific its target is,
the stronger its effects are.
**[10:18] Azusa**
So if you said, "Smite Evil: Living Thing,"
it wouldn't do much at all?
**[10:23] Laika**
Yes, but it's said that it takes
several decades to learn the spell.
**[10:31] Azusa**
How long have you two been alive?
**[10:34] Falfa**
Hmm... About 50 years?
**[10:37] Azusa**
Which means they're not just normal humans.
**[10:41] Laika**
In that case, there's a chance she
could be a powerful magic user.
**[10:45] Azusa**
But what Smite Evil spell
would specifically target me?
**[10:52] Falfa**
Shalsha!
**[10:59] Shalsha**
I've finally found you.
**[11:02] Azusa**
That's Shalsha?
**[11:04] Laika**
What an ominous aura...
**[11:06] Falfa**
Shalsha!
**[11:07] Falfa**
Don't be mean to Mama!
**[11:09] Shalsha**
I will avenge my death.
**[11:12] Azusa**
Shalsha, there's no way
I could have killed you!
**[11:16] Azusa**
You're—
**[11:16] Shalsha**
You have killed countless slimes.
**[11:24] Azusa**
Huh? Slimes? What do you mean?
**[11:27] Falfa**
The two of us are made up of the
souls of the slimes that you killed.
**[11:33] Falfa**
We're basically slime spirits.
**[11:35] Both**
Slime spirits?!
**[11:37] Shalsha**
I will kill you so that
all slimes can rest in peace.
**[11:40] Azusa**
But there's no way I can fight a child...
**[11:44] Laika**
Lady Azusa, why don't you use your
tornado magic and see what happens?
**[11:49] Laika**
If she's a spirit, there's no risk of
killing her with a little tornado.
**[11:53] Azusa**
Well, I guess we're not
getting anywhere now.
**[11:56] Azusa**
Might as well try it.
**[11:57] Azusa**
Wind, be my servant and
blow with all your might!
**[12:03] Shalsha**
Tornado...
**[12:05] Shalsha**
Disappear.
**[12:09] Laika**
That's the Smite Evil spell?
**[12:11] Laika**
But how can it be powerful enough
to erase Lady Azusa's power?
**[12:14] Shalsha**
Many years of training to defeat you
**[12:17] Shalsha**
allowed me to perfect this spell.
**[12:20] Shalsha**
Smite Evil: Witch of the Highlands!
**[12:22] Azusa**
"Smite Evil: Witch of the Highlands"?!
**[12:26] Laika**
O-Of course.
**[12:27] Laika**
The more specific Smite Evil's target
is, the stronger its effects are.
**[12:31] Laika**
If it's specific enough to
target Lady Azusa alone...
**[12:34] Shalsha**
It will negate any magic you try to use.
**[12:37] Azusa**
Seriously?
**[12:39] Shalsha**
Go ahead. Use any magic spell you'd like.
**[12:48] Azusa**
Red flame...
**[12:49] Azusa**
Blue flame...
**[12:51] Azusa**
Black flame! Become my power!
**[12:59] Azusa**
Y-You're kidding!
**[13:01] Falfa**
Shalsha's been
**[13:02] Falfa**
saving up her strength for this day
ever since she was born 50 years ago.
**[13:07] Falfa**
Even though a spell that consumes
as much mana as Smite Evil
**[13:10] Falfa**
only lasts an hour...
**[13:12] Azusa**
That's so ineffective!
**[13:14] Azusa**
*This isn't good.*
**[13:16] Azusa**
*She's only after me,*
**[13:18] Azusa**
*so Laika and Falfa won't be harmed.*
**[13:22] Azusa**
*In my past life,*
**[13:24] Azusa**
* I died of exhaustion when I couldn't*
* escape the corporate slave lifestyle.*
**[13:27] Azusa**
*So I know this feeling firsthand.*
**[13:29] Azusa**
When times are tough...
**[13:31] Azusa**
You run!
**[13:32] Shalsha**
Magic, disappear.
**[13:35] Azusa**
Huh?!
**[13:36] Azusa**
Whoa, wait!
**[13:42] Azusa**
Ow...
**[13:43] Azusa**
Hey! That's dangerous!
**[13:45] Azusa**
If I wasn't a level 99 witch,
I might've broken some bones!
**[13:49] Shalsha**
You will not escape.
**[13:51] Shalsha**
I will kill you, just like
you killed all those slimes.
**[13:56] Laika**
Lady Azusa!
**[13:57] Falfa**
Mama!
**[14:00] Azusa**
*Then again...*
**[14:02] Azusa**
*Maybe it's high time I paid the piper.*
**[14:05] Azusa**
*I've lived for 300 years already.*
**[14:08] Azusa**
I'm glad I met you two.
**[14:11] Falfa**
Don't talk like that!
**[14:13] Shalsha**
Prepare to die.
**[14:15] Falfa**
Mama!
**[14:18] Azusa**
Laika?!
**[14:19] Laika**
I will not allow you to
come one step closer!
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
**[14:29] Shalsha**
Step aside, Dragon.
**[14:32] Laika**
I will not! I have a duty
to protect my master!
**[14:35] Shalsha**
Then I will not hold back.
**[14:40] Azusa**
Stop, Laika!
**[14:42] Laika**
Dragon Punch!
**[14:48] Shalsha**
Ouch.
**[14:52] SFX**
Poke, poke.
**[14:54] Laika**
Lady Azusa, she has lost consciousness.
**[14:57] Laika**
I... have won.
**[14:59] Azusa**
What?!
**[15:00] Echo**
What?!
**[15:01] Echo**
What?!
**[15:03] Echo**
What?!
**[15:04] Falfa**
My little sister, Shalsha,
**[15:05] Falfa**
focused too specifically
on magic targeting you,
**[15:08] Falfa**
so I guess she's really
weak against anyone else.
**[15:10] Azusa**
What a little klutz!
**[15:13] Falfa**
Oh, Shalsha!
**[15:15] Shalsha**
Where am I?
**[15:17] Azusa**
You're in my house.
**[15:20] Shalsha**
Witch of the Highlands!
**[15:21] Azusa**
You were unconscious after losing to Laika,
**[15:24] Azusa**
so we brought you here.
**[15:26] Shalsha**
I asked for no such pity!
**[15:28] Shalsha**
Smite Evil: Witch of the Highlands!
**[15:37] Azusa**
I think you already used up all your magic.
**[15:40] Azusa**
You won't be able to use Smite
Evil again for decades.
**[15:44] SFX**
Shock!
**[15:45] Shalsha**
But... I have lived solely to get revenge
on the Witch of the Highlands...
**[15:51] Shalsha**
What has my entire life been for?
**[15:54] Azusa**
Actually, isn't it a good
thing that I'm still alive?
**[15:57] Azusa**
If I was dead, you'd have
no reason to live anymore,
**[16:01] Azusa**
but as long as I don't die,
**[16:04] Azusa**
you can still have your goal
to get revenge on me, right?
**[16:08] Shalsha**
One could put it that way...
**[16:13] Falfa**
Mama took care of you.
**[16:15] Shalsha**
Why would you do that for me?
**[16:17] Azusa**
Well, I'm the mother who gave
birth to you, aren't I?
**[16:21] Azusa**
So I can't just leave you injured.
**[16:24] Shalsha**
You could indeed be called my mother,
**[16:26] Shalsha**
but you are still the one
who killed the slimes...
**[16:31] Falfa**
Shalsha, stop being so stubborn.
**[16:34] Shalsha**
Big Sister...
**[16:35] Falfa**
It's nature's way for slimes
and humans to fight.
**[16:38] Falfa**
No matter how much you hate Mama,
**[16:41] Falfa**
all kinds of people around the
world are killing slimes.
**[16:44] Falfa**
Just listen closely, and you'll
hear their screams, even now.
**[16:49] Azusa**
*Wow, that's scary.*
**[16:51] Falfa**
Anyway, you can't hold a grudge against
everyone who's ever killed a slime.
**[16:57] Falfa**
More importantly...
**[16:59] Falfa**
Since we were lucky enough to be born,
**[17:01] Falfa**
we should think about how
we can live happily.
**[17:05] Falfa**
That'll be more fun, don't you think?
**[17:09] Shalsha**
All right.
**[17:11] Laika**
It appears this issue has been resolved.
**[17:14] Azusa**
Yeah. I wasn't sure what was
gonna happen for a while there.
**[17:18] Azusa**
By the way, where do you two live?
**[17:21] Falfa**
In a shack in the forest that
no one ever comes near.
**[17:25] Azusa**
Anyone else live there?
**[17:26] Shalsha**
No.
**[17:27] Azusa**
I see.
**[17:29] Azusa**
Then you should both live here.
**[17:33] Both**
Huh?
**[17:34] Azusa**
There are lots of rooms here.
**[17:36] Azusa**
Besides, it makes sense for a mother
and her kids to live together, right?
**[17:40] Falfa**
Yeah! I wanna live with you, Mama!
**[17:44] Falfa**
Okay, Shalsha?
**[17:46] Shalsha**
Witch of the Highlands...
**[17:47] Azusa**
Don't call me that. Make it
sound like we're family.
**[17:53] Shalsha**
M-Mother...
**[17:55] Shalsha**
I will live with you, as well.
**[17:58] Azusa**
Okay, then, it's settled!
**[18:00] Laika**
Lady Azusa, why don't we have
a welcome party tonight?
**[18:04] Azusa**
Good idea!
**[18:05] Azusa**
Okay, let's all go buy stuff for dinner!
**[18:09] Laika**
Yes!
**[18:09] Falfa**
Yeah!
**[18:10] Shalsha**
Yeah...
**[18:16] Azusa**
By the way, what did you two
do before you came here?
**[18:20] Falfa**
We got rid of evil slimes.
**[18:22] Azusa**
Evil slimes?
**[18:24] Shalsha**
There are both good slimes and evil slimes.
**[18:31] Azusa**
Um, I just want to make sure...
**[18:34] Azusa**
It's okay to kill slimes, right?
**[18:36] Falfa**
Sure, it's fine!
**[18:38] Falfa**
It never bothered me,
**[18:40] Falfa**
and Shalsha seems to be okay with it now.
**[18:43] Shalsha**
The slimes of Nanterre are
typically dark-colored...
**[18:47] Shalsha**
But the ones here are quite pale.
**[18:50] Shalsha**
Light-colored slimes are evil slimes.
**[18:52] Shalsha**
They should be eliminated.
**[18:54] Azusa**
R-Really? How informative.
**[18:57] Falfa**
Also, slimes have a hole
that's their weak spot!
**[19:00] Falfa**
You are already dead!
**[19:02] Falfa**
Jab!
**[19:05] Falfa**
See?
**[19:07] Laika**
They truly are slime spirits!
**[19:21] Azusa**
That's the baker,
and next door is the tailor.
**[19:25] Azusa**
Remember all this so you won't get
lost when you run errands here.
**[19:29] Falfa**
Okay, Mama! I've got it all down pat!
**[19:33] Azusa**
Really?
**[19:34] Azusa**
Okay, how many of the shops on
the main street can you name?
**[19:37] Falfa**
The sixth building from the village's
south entrance is Noelis Shoes,
**[19:40] Falfa**
and the next one is Meitz Dairy.
**[19:42] Falfa**
The fifth building was a general store
until a year ago, but now it's vacant.
**[19:45] Falfa**
The next one, Kant's Store,
sells seeds and farm equipment.
**[19:48] Falfa**
Oh, and the owner threw out
their back the other day.
**[19:50] Azusa**
That's too much detail!
**[19:52] Laika**
What about you, Shalsha? You seemed
quite curious about lots of things.
**[19:57] Shalsha**
That slightly wider street
is the old highway.
**[20:01] Shalsha**
If you look closely, you can see
remnants of when it was a shrine road.
**[20:04] Shalsha**
The area around it used to be a
checkpoint in the old kingdom.
**[20:08] Laika**
They are definitely your
daughters, Lady Azusa!
**[20:11] Laika**
They're so intelligent!
**[20:12] Azusa**
I think this goes far beyond that.
**[20:16] All**
Let's eat!
**[20:19] Falfa**
Big Sis Laika, this omelette is really good!
**[20:23] Shalsha**
Delicious.
**[20:24] Laika**
I'm so glad to hear that.
**[20:26] Laika**
It means my extra effort was worth it.
**[20:28] Laika**
But...
**[20:29] Laika**
I'm so sorry! I've made too much again!
**[20:33] Azusa**
Nah, our family has two more members now.
**[20:36] Azusa**
This is perfect!
**[20:41] Azusa**
What's wrong, you two?
**[20:42] Azusa**
You don't like it?
**[20:45] Falfa**
Mama, do we have to eat the celery, too?
**[20:48] Shalsha**
I don't like celery, either.
**[20:53] Azusa**
Okay, if you eat it,
**[20:55] Azusa**
you can have some chiffon cake later.
**[21:02] Azusa**
Very good! You shouldn't
be picky with your food.
**[21:08] Azusa**
What? Did you leave your celery, too, Laika?
**[21:11] Laika**
A-A-Actually, there's a rule within my
clan that we must never eat celery!
**[21:16] Azusa**
Laika, it's not good to lie to your master.
**[21:19] Laika**
I-I'm so sorry! I'll eat it!
**[21:24] Laika**
Why must celery taste like this?
**[21:27] Falfa**
Good job!
**[21:34] Azusa**
*Living my slow life alone was nice,*
**[21:37] Azusa**
* but I think I prefer having a more*
* lively place to come home to.*
**[21:41] Azusa**
*After killing slimes for 300 years,*
**[21:44] Azusa**
*I gained one pupil*
**[21:45] Azusa**
*and two daughters.*
**[21:49] Falfa**
Mama!
**[21:50] Falfa**
The two of us can share a room!
**[21:53] Shalsha**
Not a problem.
**[21:54] Laika**
Then we can take in more family members.
**[21:56] Laika**
We have a dragon and spirits,
so should an elf be next?
**[21:59] Laika**
Or perhaps a demon?
**[22:03] Azusa**
*Well...*
**[22:04] Azusa**
* I guess a slow life with a big*
* family is nice in its own way.*
# E3 - Along Came an Elf
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGEG25/along-came-an-elf)
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**[00:07] Azusa**
* My life has suddenly become*
* a lot more lively.*
**[00:12] Azusa**
*The reason couldn't be clearer:*
**[00:14] Azusa**
*because we're a family of four now.*
**[00:16] Shalsha**
Shall we read a book, Big Sister?
**[00:18] Falfa**
Sure!
**[00:19] Falfa**
I love the books you read
to me! They're so fun!
**[00:22] Shalsha**
Then let's read Lauretta's *History of
the Rise and Fall of the Elvish People: Vol. 3*,
**[00:27] Shalsha**
chapter 5, passage 2,
**[00:29] Shalsha**
the commercial policy failures of the
Clar Dynasty of the province of Hrant.
**[00:33] Azusa**
That's way too specialized!
**[00:34] Shalsha**
The private army of Kranke, the first ruler
of the Clar Dynasty, grew so mighty
**[00:39] Shalsha**
that it attained the status of a military
clique among the elves of Hrant.
**[00:43] Shalsha**
Eventually, in the year 405,
he declared himself king.
**[00:44] Azusa**
*Elves, huh? I've never met an elf.*
**[00:51] SFX**
Boing!
**[00:52] SFX**
Tight!
**[00:52] SFX**
Boing!
**[00:56] Halkara**
Um...
**[00:57] Shalsha**
It's an elf.
**[00:59] Azusa**
And what can I do for you?
**[01:01] Halkara**
Um, someone is after me...
**[01:04] Halkara**
and I was hoping the Witch of
the Highlands could help me.
**[01:08] Azusa**
I bet I can guess who
would go after an elf...
**[01:11] Azusa**
Are there any orcs around here?
**[01:13] Halkara**
It's not orcs!
**[01:15] Halkara**
I want you to save me from
the high demon Beelzebub!
**[01:19] Azusa**
I'm not home right now.
**[01:21] Halkara**
Wait! I'm begging you!
**[01:23] Halkara**
I don't know of anyone who could help
me but the Witch of the Highlands!
**[01:28] Azusa**
I don't want to fight a monster that scary!
**[01:31] Halkara**
Please don't say that! I heard
you're incredibly strong!
**[01:34] Azusa**
I refuse!
**[01:36] Halkara**
I'm begging you, Most Powerful,
Berserk, Wonderful, Strong Witch!
**[01:40] Azusa**
Don't give me weird names that
make me sound like a wrestler!
**[01:43] SFX**
Bzzz...
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
***SIGN*** Along Came an Elf
***SIGN*** Along Came an Elf
**[03:20] Halkara**
I came here from a small nation of
elves in the province of Hrant.
**[03:25] Halkara**
I'm Halkara the apothecary.
**[03:28] Falfa**
Apothecary?
**[03:30] Shalsha**
It's someone who makes medicines.
**[03:32] Azusa**
That's similar to my line of work.
**[03:34] Laika**
Yes, witches make medicines, as well.
**[03:37] Halkara**
I specialize in plants, though.
**[03:40] Azusa**
Well, now we know what you do for a living,
**[03:43] Azusa**
but why would Beelzebub want
to go after an apothecary?
**[03:46] Halkara**
The truth is, I'm one of the
highest-paid apothecaries.
**[03:51] Halkara**
I collected components of mushrooms and
plants with exceptional nutritional value
**[03:54] Halkara**
to make an alcoholic drink
called Nutri-Spirit.
**[03:57] Azusa**
Nutri-Spirit?
**[03:59] Halkara**
When you're tired,
just one bottle of this...
**[04:01] Halkara**
...clears your mind!
**[04:02] Halkara**
...strengthens your body!
**[04:03] Halkara**
Halkara's Nutri-Spirit!
**[04:05] Halkara**
It'll get you through your tough job!
**[04:10] Halkara**
Hustle charge!
**[04:11] Azusa**
*It's just an energy drink.*
**[04:13] Azusa**
* Sure, I had a lot of them when*
* I pulled all-nighters, but...*
**[04:16] Halkara**
Nutri-Spirit became popular everywhere,
**[04:19] Halkara**
making it an explosive hit.
**[04:21] Halkara**
I even started a factory in town,
but production still couldn't keep up.
**[04:25] Halkara**
It's just that successful and profitable!
**[04:28] Azusa**
Yeah, I got that.
**[04:30] Laika**
And why is Beelzebub after you?
**[04:33] Halkara**
Apparently, she acquired some and drank it,
**[04:36] Halkara**
but it seems to be poisonous to demons.
**[04:39] Halkara**
After drinking it, she passed
out with a high fever
**[04:42] Halkara**
and nearly ended up going straight to Hell.
**[04:44] Azusa**
A demon... going to Hell?
**[04:47] Azusa**
So you're saying Beelzebub is
holding a grudge over that.
**[04:51] Halkara**
That's right.
**[04:52] Halkara**
She's been fuming that she'll kill
"whoever made this vile poison."
**[04:58] Halkara**
It got me chased out of my own town!
**[05:01] Halkara**
I have nowhere to go anymore!
**[05:04] Halkara**
Please! You have to help me!
**[05:07] Falfa**
Mama, I feel so bad for the elf lady.
**[05:10] Shalsha**
I can't bear to see someone
with no home to go back to.
**[05:16] Azusa**
All right. I'll help y—
**[05:18] Halkara**
Thank you so much!
**[05:19] Azusa**
You changed your tune quick!
**[05:21] Azusa**
But I have no intention
of fighting Beelzebub!
**[05:24] Azusa**
I'll only shelter you!
**[05:27] Azusa**
When you go out, wear this robe.
**[05:30] Azusa**
The story is that you're the second
pupil of Azusa, Witch of the Highlands.
**[05:35] Halkara**
Thank you, Master!
**[05:38] SFX**
Boom!
**[05:39] SFX**
Boing!
**[05:42] Halkara**
I'm sorry... It's just a bit tight on me...
**[05:46] Azusa**
This might not work.
**[05:48] Azusa**
Halkara, has anyone ever told
you that you're very well-developed?
**[05:51] Halkara**
About 750 times a year or so...
**[05:54] Azusa**
That's about twice a day!
**[05:56] SFX**
Bzzz...
**[05:58] Azusa**
You who have wicked hearts,
**[06:00] Azusa**
be caught in this net and
become incapacitated.
**[06:04] Azusa**
This net will fall upon you as
if it has a will of its own.
**[06:13] Azusa**
There. That doesn't look too bad.
**[06:16] Azusa**
Now Beelzebub won't be able to get in.
**[06:19] Halkara**
Thank you so much!
**[06:23] All**
Let's eat!
**[06:30] Laika**
Um, is something wrong?
**[06:33] Halkara**
When I was busy with work,
I ate out all the time,
**[06:36] Halkara**
and when I was being chased, I survived
on tree nuts I found in the forest.
**[06:41] Halkara**
It's been so long since I had a warm
meal like this with anyone else...
**[06:46] Falfa**
Cheer up, Halkara!
**[06:48] Shalsha**
Halkara, have some of this
raspberry jam. It's my favorite.
**[06:53] Halkara**
Thank you so much!
**[07:00] Azusa**
Sorry to have you gather
medicinal herbs with me.
**[07:03] Azusa**
I bet the ones around here are
different from yours, huh?
**[07:06] Halkara**
Yes, they are.
**[07:08] Halkara**
Ah! Here we go!
**[07:10] Halkara**
A dawn king mushroom!
**[07:12] Halkara**
This one's a greater round mushroom.
**[07:13] Halkara**
And these are rolling rat mushrooms!
**[07:16] Azusa**
You're only picking mushrooms...
**[07:17] Halkara**
Well, mushrooms are my specialty!
**[07:20] Halkara**
Please be very careful.
**[07:22] Halkara**
Some of these are poison mushrooms
that are dangerous to eat raw.
**[07:26] Halkara**
But take this one, for example...
**[07:28] Halkara**
If you boil it for about ten minutes,
the poisons break down and disappear!
**[07:33] Halkara**
Then you can use them for cooking!
**[07:35] Azusa**
Wow...
**[07:36] Halkara**
By the way, the poison gives
you a warm, fuzzy feeling,
**[07:39] Halkara**
so connoisseurs leave a bit
in them when cooking them.
**[07:42] Azusa**
*That mushroom's borderline insane!*
**[07:47] Azusa**
This herb-gathering was way more
productive than I expected!
**[07:51] Azusa**
Thanks!
**[07:52] Halkara**
Not at all. I'm glad you
had such a good time.
**[07:56] Halkara**
Oh, looks like the small ones are ready.
**[08:01] Halkara**
This called elvin sauce.
**[08:04] Halkara**
It's made by fermenting
several types of beans.
**[08:07] Azusa**
*It smells like soy sauce.*
**[08:13] Azusa**
This is good!
**[08:15] Azusa**
*It *is* soy sauce!*
**[08:16] Halkara**
Please eat all you'd like.
**[08:19] Azusa**
I had no idea there were
so many edible mushrooms!
**[08:23] Halkara**
We elves don't live in
the forest for nothing.
**[08:28] Azusa**
I'd love to teach the villagers how to make
optimal use of the forest's bounties, too.
**[08:35] Halkara**
That's a nice idea!
**[08:38] Azusa**
I need to get my daughters
and Laika to try it, too!
**[08:41] Halkara**
I'll be glad to provide all
the guidance you need!
**[08:45] Azusa**
Come on, you're laughing a little too much.
**[08:48] Halkara**
You're right... But I just can't stop!
**[08:53] Azusa**
Wait...
**[08:55] Azusa**
Halkara, are those poison
mushrooms you're eating?
**[08:59] Halkara**
What are you talking about?
I'm a mushroom expert!
**[09:03] Halkara**
Striped wave mushrooms don't contain poison.
**[09:06] Halkara**
Orange pencil mushrooms don't
contain poison, either.
**[09:08] Halkara**
Triangular chestnut mushrooms
do contain poison!
**[09:12] Azusa**
You did have a poisonous one in the mix!
**[09:15] Halkara**
You're right!
**[09:16] Halkara**
I put one from the
medicinal-use zone in here!
**[09:19] Azusa**
Your sorting method's too careless!
**[09:21] Azusa**
That's one I haven't eaten yet.
**[09:24] Azusa**
That's a silver lining, I guess.
**[09:27] Halkara**
I did eat one...
**[09:30] Azusa**
What symptoms does it cause?
**[09:32] Halkara**
It stimulates your mind and body
so you laugh uncontrollably...
**[09:37] Halkara**
And... it works as an aphrodisiac, too...
**[09:41] Azusa**
Huh? Aphrodisiac?
**[09:42] Halkara**
That means it temporarily
makes you feel very lewd.
**[09:47] Halkara**
Huh?
**[09:49] Halkara**
Why are you moving away, Master?
**[09:53] Azusa**
Because I suspect you're
full of poison right now!
**[09:56] Halkara**
Master...
**[09:57] SFX**
Jiggle, jiggle...
**[09:58] Halkara**
Would you like to do something fun with me?
**[10:01] Halkara**
Actually... please do it...
**[10:03] Azusa**
No way!
**[10:05] Halkara**
Don't worry. I promise
it'll make you feel good.
**[10:09] Azusa**
That's not what I'm worried about!
**[10:12] Halkara**
Please...
**[10:20] SFX**
Ta-da!
**[10:21] SFX**
Ta-da!
**[10:22] SFX**
Ta-da!
**[10:23] SFX**
Ta-da!
**[10:25] Laika**
Um... What happened while you
two were gathering herbs?
**[10:28] Azusa**
Oh, stuff.
**[10:30] Azusa**
I neutralized the poison with magic, though.
**[10:32] Halkara**
I made a careless mistake...
**[10:35] Halkara**
I'm sorry. Please don't ask questions.
**[10:38] Halkara**
Accept these mushroom dishes as my apology.
**[10:40] Falfa**
Yummy!
**[10:42] Shalsha**
It's wonderfully seasoned.
**[10:45] Laika**
This is delicious!
**[10:46] Halkara**
Isn't it?!
**[10:47] Halkara**
Striped wave mushrooms puff up
when you wrap them before cooking!
**[10:50] Halkara**
They're the best!
**[10:52] Azusa**
You bounced back quick!
**[10:53] Laika**
Our cooking repertoire will
expand with you here, Halkara.
**[10:57] Halkara**
Thank you so much!
**[10:59] SFX**
Bzzz...
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
**[11:11] Halkara**
Master, you're so quick at defeating slimes.
**[11:15] Azusa**
I've been doing it for 300 years.
**[11:18] Azusa**
Okay, Halkara, give it a try.
**[11:20] Halkara**
Yah!
**[11:21] SFX**
Bob!
**[11:23] Halkara**
Yah!
**[11:24] SFX**
Boing!
**[11:25] Azusa**
Tch.
**[11:26] Halkara**
Yah!
**[11:29] Halkara**
I managed to defeat it.
**[11:32] Guy**
Wow, check it out...
**[11:34] Old**
Thank you for this blessing.
**[11:37] Azusa**
So... do you always get stared at this much?
**[11:39] Halkara**
Oh...
**[11:40] Halkara**
It's sort of my fate.
**[11:43] Halkara**
You should have more confidence,
too, even if you're small.
**[11:46] Azusa**
I-I'm not that small!
**[11:49] Azusa**
But...
**[11:50] Azusa**
It does seem curious that there are
more women staring at you, too.
**[11:56] Natalie**
Oh, an adventurer put that up this morning.
**[12:00] Halkara**
Oh, dear...
**[12:01] Azusa**
A "wanted" notice?
**[12:03] Natalie**
The reward for it is quite generous, isn't it?
**[12:06] Natalie**
I guess those who have it, have it...
**[12:09] Natalie**
and those who don't... don't.
**[12:11] Natalie**
I do all kinds of mundane
tasks, day in and day out!
**[12:12] Azusa**
"Searching for a female apothecary
in the province of Hrant
**[12:15] Azusa**
who makes a product called Nutri-Spirit.
**[12:17] Natalie**
Maybe I should become an adventurer, too...
**[12:17] Azusa**
Goes by the name Halkara.
**[12:19] Azusa**
She is currently on the run from Hrant.
**[12:22] Azusa**
Most notable physical feature:
her very large chest.
**[12:25] Azusa**
Reward of 15 million gold for
the one who captures her.
**[12:31] Azusa**
Posted by the demon Beelzebub."
**[12:33] Laika**
She's already made her move...
**[12:36] Azusa**
At least we have the lack of a physical
description going in our favor...
**[12:40] Azusa**
But it's just a matter of
time before she comes here.
**[12:44] Azusa**
Laika, can you evacuate my daughters
to some village far from here?
**[12:48] Laika**
Of course.
**[12:50] Shalsha**
Mother, I want to fight with you.
**[12:53] Azusa**
Thank you.
**[12:54] Azusa**
Your willingness alone is enough.
**[12:56] Shalsha**
But...
**[12:57] Falfa**
Shalsha, don't make things
difficult for Mama.
**[13:00] Falfa**
You might think what you're saying
makes you a good daughter,
**[13:03] Falfa**
but that's not what being
a good daughter means.
**[13:05] Shalsha**
Okay, Big Sister. I understand.
**[13:08] Falfa**
Good girl, Shalsha!
**[13:12] Azusa**
Thanks, you two.
**[13:15] Laika**
Now, we must hurry.
**[13:17] Laika**
I will revert to my dragon form
at once and take them away.
**[13:20] Azusa**
Right.
**[13:26] Azusa**
I hope the barrier I put up
this morning keeps her away.
**[13:31] SFX**
Bzzz...
**[13:32] Azusa**
Please don't let anything happen...
**[13:40] Halkara**
Having Nutri-Spirit on hand makes
me feel like I can fight all night!
**[13:44] Azusa**
I can't believe you can drink
that at a time like this.
**[13:47] Halkara**
The whole concept of my medicine-making
**[13:50] Halkara**
is to make things I'd
want to consume myself.
**[13:53] Halkara**
You're drinking it yourself,
aren't you, Master?
**[13:56] Azusa**
Huh? No, I haven't had any.
**[13:59] Halkara**
Huh?
**[14:00] Halkara**
But look.
**[14:01] Azusa**
I really didn't have any.
**[14:04] Azusa**
Also, Halkara, did you eat dinner?
**[14:06] Azusa**
What? No, I didn't.
**[14:09] Halkara**
Th-This is a joke, right?
**[14:11] Azusa**
I wouldn't joke at a time like this.
**[14:14] SFX**
Bzzz...
**[14:15] SFX**
Bzzz...
**[14:16] Azusa**
Hey...
**[14:17] Halkara**
Yes?
**[14:17] Azusa**
Beelzebub is a fly, right?
**[14:17] SFX**
Bzzz...
**[14:20] Halkara**
Yes, she's also known as
the Lord of the Flies.
**[14:24] Azusa**
I'm just wondering here, but...
**[14:27] Halkara**
C-Certainly not!
That's just a filthy little fly!
**[14:30] Halkara**
It's a lowly creature that
swarms around horse poop!
**[14:33] Halkara**
There's no way it's a
terrifying demon like...
**[14:37] Beelzebub**
Who are you calling a lowly creature?
**[14:40] Halkara**
Master, don't start doing
crazy voice impersonations!
**[14:44] Azusa**
I didn't say anything.
**[14:46] Halkara**
Then whose voice was that?
**[14:48] Beelzebub**
Mine!
**[14:59] Beelzebub**
My name is Beelzebub.
**[15:02] Beelzebub**
Excuse me for being nothing
but a lowly creature.
**[15:06] Halkara**
"Lowly creature" was just
a figure of speech!
**[15:09] Halkara**
I am but a speck of dust!
**[15:10] Halkara**
I had no intention of saying such a
thing about a great being like you!
**[15:14] Beelzebub**
It is that speck of dust
that I came here to find.
**[15:20] Azusa**
You've been hiding out in this
house all along, haven't you?
**[15:23] Beelzebub**
Of course.
**[15:24] Beelzebub**
I've been making myself at
home since she arrived.
**[15:28] Azusa**
Why didn't you reveal yourself right away?
**[15:30] Beelzebub**
I wanted to make sure this
woman truly was Halkara.
**[15:34] Beelzebub**
Also, flying around in houses
in the form of a fly
**[15:38] Beelzebub**
is my favorite way to spend
my extended vacations.
**[15:41] Azusa**
That's pretty unique!
**[15:46] Beelzebub**
Halkara, I went through
great pains to find you,
**[15:49] Beelzebub**
but it was very much worth it.
**[15:52] Halkara**
Please spare me! I'll do anything!
**[15:56] Beelzebub**
Oh?
**[15:57] Beelzebub**
Anything, you say?
That is what my ears heard.
**[16:03] Azusa**
All dealings with my pupil will
have to be made through me.
**[16:06] Halkara**
Master!
**[16:07] Beelzebub**
Witch of the Highlands,
you intend to stand in my way?
**[16:11] Azusa**
My pupil doesn't seem
interested in seeing you.
**[16:14] Azusa**
I'll have to ask you to leave.
**[16:16] Beelzebub**
When told to leave, it is only natural
that I want to leave even less.
**[16:21] Beelzebub**
Or... do you wish to fight me?
**[16:26] Beelzebub**
That's perfect.
**[16:28] Beelzebub**
I haven't fought in so long,
I was starting to get rusty.
**[16:31] Azusa**
Let's fight fair and square.
**[16:34] Beelzebub**
My thoughts exactly.
**[16:41] Beelzebub**
I suppose I'll go over there, too.
**[16:45] Beelzebub**
Are you sure about this? A mere human
is bound to regret defying me!
**[16:50] Beelzebub**
I will show you just how terrifying
the power of a high demon is—
**[16:56] Azusa**
Oh, the barrier.
**[16:58] Azusa**
Oh, no!
**[17:03] Beelzebub**
Did you not say we would
fight fair and square?!
**[17:06] Beelzebub**
What was that?!
**[17:08] Azusa**
Uh, I mean...
**[17:09] Azusa**
I didn't think it would work when
you tried to *leave*, too... uh...
**[17:14] Azusa**
Sorry.
**[17:15] Beelzebub**
You think apologizing will help?!
**[17:17] Beelzebub**
Honestly, talk about raining on my parade...
**[17:22] Beelzebub**
I challenge you...
**[17:24] Azusa**
Uh, aren't you exhausted already?
**[17:26] Beelzebub**
Please! This is nothing!
**[17:30] Beelzebub**
I feel ill...
**[17:31] Beelzebub**
And I'm having chills...
and I feel a bit nauseous...
**[17:36] Beelzebub**
I... can't...
**[17:38] Azusa**
Whoa, whoa!
**[17:42] Halkara**
Huh? What happened?
**[17:43] Azusa**
Halkara, help me out!
**[17:47] Halkara**
Master, what are you doing?
**[17:50] Azusa**
Making healing magic.
**[17:52] Halkara**
Huh?!
**[17:53] Azusa**
God of the earth, it is not yet known
whether your chaotic power is good or evil.
**[17:59] Azusa**
Grant that power unto me now.
**[18:02] Azusa**
Wait...
**[18:03] Azusa**
Hey, is healing magic...
**[18:05] Azusa**
something you can use on a demon?
**[18:07] Halkara**
Huh? I think... it should be fine...
**[18:11] Azusa**
Okay! If it's not, I blame you!
**[18:14] Halkara**
That's too heavy a burden to bear!
**[18:19] Halkara**
Her color looks a bit better!
**[18:21] Azusa**
All right! We're gonna keep doing this!
**[18:28] Halkara**
Master, she's awake!
**[18:30] Azusa**
Beelzebub, you okay?
**[18:33] Beelzebub**
Yes, the nausea has subsided.
**[18:36] Beelzebub**
And the chills are gone.
**[18:37] Azusa**
Thank goodness!
**[18:39] Azusa**
You just need to rest for a while now.
**[18:42] Beelzebub**
Witch of the Highlands,
I thought you were a coward,
**[18:46] Beelzebub**
but you are quite the remarkable woman.
**[18:49] Azusa**
If you died on me because of that,
I'd regret it for centuries.
**[18:54] Beelzebub**
Once I recover, I'd like to
drink your Nutri-Spirit again.
**[18:58] Halkara**
Huh?
**[18:59] Azusa**
But if you do, it might
almost kill you again!
**[19:01] Beelzebub**
What are you talking about?
**[19:03] Halkara**
I heard that you developed a high fever
and nearly died after drinking it...
**[19:08] Beelzebub**
Ah...
**[19:09] Beelzebub**
I drank it during an all-nighter,
and it filled me with the drive to work.
**[19:13] Beelzebub**
I took it too far and overworked myself,
**[19:15] Beelzebub**
which caused me to break out in a fever,
**[19:17] Beelzebub**
but only because I put too
much stress on my body.
**[19:20] Both**
Huh?
**[19:21] Halkara**
Your Nutri-Spirit is loved
**[19:23] Halkara**
not only by the Devil himself,
but by all demons.
**[19:27] Beelzebub**
Which is why I came to ask
you to make some more.
**[19:30] Halkara**
S-So that's what you wanted...
**[19:32] Halkara**
That's all? What a relief!
**[19:37] Azusa**
Hey.
**[19:38] Halkara**
I'm sorry!
**[19:43] Both**
Let's eat!
**[19:45] Laika**
I'm so relieved that it
was a misunderstanding.
**[19:48] Halkara**
I made another careless mistake...
**[19:50] Azusa**
Well, I'm just glad I didn't
end up fighting for no reason.
**[19:54] Falfa**
That's great, Halkara!
**[19:56] Shalsha**
Now you can make Nutri-Spirit again.
**[19:58] Halkara**
Oh, about that..
**[20:00] Halkara**
I was thinking of relocating
my factory to this province.
**[20:04] Azusa**
Moving it here? Why?
**[20:06] Halkara**
Because even if it was all a mistake,
**[20:08] Halkara**
I don't want to pay exorbitant taxes
to the town that abandoned me.
**[20:14] Azusa**
*Reality!*
**[20:15] Halkara**
Also... if I stay here, I can
live with you, Master...
**[20:21] Azusa**
Well, we still have rooms, so that's fine...
**[20:24] Azusa**
But we all take turns doing
the cooking and cleaning.
**[20:27] Halkara**
Of course! I'll work hard!
**[20:30] Beelzebub**
That sounds rather fun.
**[20:32] Azusa**
Beelzebub?!
**[20:33] Azusa**
What are you doing here?
**[20:35] Beelzebub**
Witch of the Highlands, Azusa...
**[20:37] Beelzebub**
I have yet to settle my score with you.
**[20:39] Beelzebub**
Next time, we'll fight without the barrier.
**[20:41] Azusa**
Uh-huh...
**[20:43] Beelzebub**
Of course, if you do anything else
that's fun, you must invite me!
**[20:47] Beelzebub**
I'll teach you a spell to summon me later.
**[20:50] Azusa**
Okay...
**[20:51] Shalsha**
Beelzebub.
**[20:53] Falfa**
Have some tea!
**[20:55] Beelzebub**
Indeed.
**[20:56] Falfa**
Beelzebub, can we ask you something?
**[20:59] Beelzebub**
Ask me anything.
**[21:01] Shalsha**
What is the current state of demon society?
**[21:03] Beelzebub**
The same dynasty has persisted
for several centuries.
**[21:07] Beelzebub**
It is quite peaceful.
**[21:08] Falfa**
Are you married?
**[21:10] Beelzebub**
D-Don't ask silly questions!
**[21:12] Beelzebub**
Only races that age quickly do such things!
**[21:19] Beelzebub**
Say... I'd like to adopt one of
these two as my own daughter.
**[21:24] Azusa**
I'm honored, but I must decline.
**[21:27] Shalsha**
Beelzebub, what kind of life do you live?
**[21:30] Falfa**
Do you live as a fly all the time?
**[21:32] Beelzebub**
W-Well, you see...
**[21:34] Laika**
Things have gotten more lively here.
**[21:36] Azusa**
*A dragon,*
**[21:38] Azusa**
*spirits,*
**[21:39] Azusa**
*an elf,*
**[21:40] Azusa**
*and a demon, huh?*
**[21:42] Azusa**
* We're quite a crew, but it's starting*
* to feel like we're a family...*
**[21:45] Azusa**
*Maybe.*
**[21:47] Azusa**
* Amid the bustle, I get to*
* spend time taking it easy.*
**[21:51] Azusa**
* I was starting to think this*
* slow life would last forever...*
**[21:54] Azusa**
*but then, a problem arose the very next day.*
**[22:00] Laika**
I will be returning to my own home.
**[22:03] Azusa**
*Our family's falling apart!*
# E4 - We Went to a Dragon's Wedding
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZEZ1K/we-went-to-a-dragons-wedding)
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**[00:26] Halkara**
Hey, Master, let's chat about
our romantic experiences!
**[00:30] Azusa**
Got none.
**[00:31] Halkara**
Oh, come on. You must've had
something in 300 years.
**[00:35] Azusa**
None means none.
**[00:36] Halkara**
Since I'm so young, I always
want to talk about love.
**[00:40] Azusa**
Young? How old are you, anyway?
**[00:43] SFX**
Sparkle!
**[00:44] Halkara**
Seventeen!
**[00:46] Halkara**
And 2,500 months.
**[00:48] Azusa**
You're well over 200 years old!
**[00:50] Halkara**
In elf terms, I'm just hitting my stride!
**[00:55] Halkara**
Falfa and Shalsha, do you
two have anyone you like?
**[00:58] Falfa**
I love Mama!
**[01:00] Shalsha**
My answer is the same.
**[01:02] Azusa**
My sweet daughters!
**[01:05] Halkara**
That's not what I meant...
**[01:07] Laika**
All right, everyone, it's ready now.
**[01:12] Azusa**
Thanks, Laika!
**[01:14] Azusa**
Well, let's get right to it!
**[01:15] All**
Time to eat!
**[01:16] Laika**
Um, Lady Azusa...
**[01:20] Laika**
I will be returning to my own home.
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
**[02:56] Halkara**
Laika, you're leaving this house?
**[02:59] Falfa**
But I'll miss you!
**[03:01] Shalsha**
Me, too.
**[03:02] Azusa**
Laika, does something bother you or
worry you about the life we live?
**[03:06] Laika**
No, it's—
**[03:08] Azusa**
I know I'm your master and you're my pupil,
**[03:10] Azusa**
but I think of everyone here as my family!
**[03:12] Azusa**
So don't say you're leaving!
**[03:15] Laika**
Um, it's not exactly like that.
**[03:18] Laika**
I'll be attending my older sister's wedding,
**[03:20] Laika**
so I need to return home for a short time.
**[03:23] Azusa**
Huh? A wedding?
**[03:25] Laika**
Would you all like to come with me?
**[03:29] Halkara**
Love chat!
***SIGN*** We Went to a Dragon's Wedding
***SIGN*** We Went to a Dragon's Wedding
**[03:36] Azusa**
*And on that note...*
**[03:39] Azusa**
* We're now headed for Mount Rokko,*
* the volcano where Laika's family lives.*
**[03:44] Azusa**
What a great view, eh, Halkara?
**[03:49] Azusa**
Yes, yes, there you go. There you go.
**[03:52] Azusa**
Yes, that's it. Get all that puke out.
**[03:59] Halkara**
I feel better now.
**[04:01] Azusa**
Are you okay? Don't push yourself too hard.
**[04:03] Halkara**
You really are kind, Master...
**[04:07] Halkara**
I think I actually wouldn't
mind being kissed by you.
**[04:11] SFX**
Sparkle!
**[04:11] Azusa**
Absolutely not.
**[04:15] Laika**
Everyone, we'll be arriving shortly.
**[04:18] Laika**
That's Mount Rokko.
**[04:23] Laika**
This is the venue for the first party.
**[04:25] Falfa**
Wow! Look at all the dragons!
**[04:29] Shalsha**
Biologically speaking, they're Red Dragons.
**[04:31] Shalsha**
They're classified as part of the
Dragon clan rather than as monsters.
**[04:37] Red Dragon A**
Greetings, Elder Sister Laika.
**[04:40] Azusa**
Whoa...
**[04:42] Red Dragon B**
Your wings look as beautiful as ever today.
**[04:45] Laika**
What we need most is not the
wings we were born with.
**[04:48] Laika**
It is knowing what we wish to improve upon.
**[04:50] Red Dragon A**
You are so wonderful, Elder Sister Laika!
**[04:53] Azusa**
Why do I feel like I'm at
a school for rich girls?
**[04:56] Laika**
Forgive me, Lady Azusa.
**[04:58] Laika**
These are my juniors from
the all-girls school I attended.
**[05:00] Azusa**
*Juniors from an all-girls school?!*
**[05:03] Girl**
Elder Sister!
**[05:03] Girl**
Elder Sister!
**[05:05] Laika**
Now, allow me to introduce you to my family.
**[05:10] Falfa**
They're all so big!
**[05:12] Shalsha**
They are indeed enormous.
**[05:14] Laika**
Be very careful not to step onto any plates.
**[05:19] Halkara**
Wait, no! No! I'm not food!
**[05:26] Laika**
I have returned,
**[05:28] Laika**
Father, Mother.
**[05:30] Leila's Mom**
Welcome home, Laika.
**[05:32] Leila's Dad**
It's good to have you home, my daughter!
**[05:38] Azusa**
Your dad is so cheerful.
**[05:40] Laika**
Father, there are guests here!
**[05:42] Leila's Dad**
Ah, pardon me.
**[05:45] Leila's Mom**
Our daughter has told us about you.
**[05:48] Leila's Mom**
She hasn't caused any
trouble for you, has she?
**[05:51] Azusa**
No, not at all.
She's actually been a big help.
**[05:54] Leila**
Laika!
**[05:56] Laika**
Sister!
**[05:58] Leila**
You made it!
**[06:00] Laika**
This is my older sister and her groom.
**[06:02] Leila**
I am Laika's older sister, Leila.
**[06:04] Azusa**
Congratulations on your wedding.
**[06:07] Halkara**
So how did you two get together?
**[06:10] Azusa**
*She really is into love chats...*
**[06:12] Leila**
We were friends as children,
**[06:15] Leila**
but when we saw each other again after
80 years, we decided to get married.
**[06:19] Azusa**
*Eighty years is a heck of a span!*
**[06:21] Leila's Dad**
I am glad today has been so peaceful.
**[06:24] Leila's Dad**
I hope the party concludes without incident.
**[06:27] Azusa**
Are you worried something might happen?
**[06:30] Leila's Dad**
Yes. Not all tribes within
the Dragon clan get along.
**[06:34] Leila's Dad**
Sometimes, Dragons from other
clans come to crash our weddings.
**[06:38] Azusa**
*I'm pretty sure that was a flag...*
**[06:43] Leila's Dad**
So you've come after all...
**[06:46] Leila's Dad**
Blue Dragons!
**[06:53] Azusa**
Cold Breath?!
**[06:57] Falfa**
So cold...
**[06:58] Laika**
They are the Blue Dragons
of the Heynt province!
**[07:01] Laika**
They are shameless, barbaric Dragons
that spew their icy breath everywhere!
**[07:06] Flatorte**
Red Dragons, I hear you're
celebrating a wedding today.
**[07:12] Flatorte**
That pisses us off,
so we're here to torment you!
**[07:16] Laika**
That one's name is Flatorte.
**[07:19] Laika**
She is known as the
Bully Queen of the Blue Dragons.
**[07:23] Azusa**
*She sounds like a pain in the ass.*
**[07:24] Flatorte**
The nerve of getting married when
you're barely 300 years old!
**[07:28] Flatorte**
I've been single for over 400 years!
**[07:31] Azusa**
That's the most pathetic
reason you could give!
**[07:34] Flatorte**
It's not only this party venue
that I'm going to harass.
**[07:38] Flatorte**
I've sent a separate force to the volcano.
**[07:41] Flatorte**
We'll freeze it solid, too!
**[07:43] Laika**
Father...
**[07:44] Leila's Dad**
We have no choice. This calls for...
**[07:46] Leila's Dad**
an all-out confrontation!
**[07:50] Falfa**
I'm scared, Mama.
**[07:52] Shalsha**
We should get away from here.
**[07:54] Azusa**
Girls, just leave this to your mama.
**[07:57] Azusa**
Halkara, we're running!
**[07:59] SFX**
Ding...
**[08:00] Azusa**
What are you doing?!
**[08:01] Halkara**
My late grandpa's last words were that if
you run into a dragon, you should play dead.
**[08:08] Halkara**
Okay, I won't play dead anymore!
**[08:16] Falfa**
Mama!
**[08:19] Azusa**
Get down!
**[08:24] Azusa**
Let's move!
**[08:26] Laika**
Flatorte, I will not tolerate
any further violence!
**[08:29] Flatorte**
Shut up, Laika!
**[08:30] Flatorte**
You haven't forgotten the fate
of the Dragon tribes, have you?
**[08:34] Laika**
Then I hope you are prepared.
**[08:37] Flatorte**
Bring it on!
**[08:46] Azusa**
We should be safe now.
**[08:48] Halkara**
Laika's fighting her hardest.
**[08:51] Azusa**
That's my pupil for you!
**[08:54] Azusa**
*It does irritate me,*
**[08:56] Azusa**
*but this is their own clan's problem.*
**[08:58] Azusa**
*An outsider like me shouldn't be butting in.*
**[09:04] Blue Dragon B**
You are friends of the
Red Dragons, are you not?
**[09:07] Azusa**
And what if we are?
**[09:09] Blue Dragon B**
We will hurt you and ruin their wedding!
**[09:14] Falfa**
Mama!
**[09:15] Shalsha**
Mother...
**[09:18] Azusa**
Don't you go scaring little
kids like these...
**[09:23] Azusa**
just to be a bully!
**[09:29] Falfa**
Mama, you're amazing!
**[09:30] Shalsha**
I respect you so much...
**[09:32] Azusa**
Halkara, take Falfa and
Shalsha somewhere to hide.
**[09:36] Halkara**
Okay, Master! Got it!
**[09:38] Azusa**
I maxed out my level without
even realizing it,
**[09:42] Azusa**
but I'm gonna use this power
to protect my family...
**[09:46] Azusa**
in any way I can!
**[09:50] Leila's Dad**
Laika, can we handle them?
**[09:51] Laika**
There are far too many of them, even for us.
**[09:58] Blue Dragon C**
What?!
**[09:59] Laika**
Is this...
**[10:05] Laika**
Lady Azusa!
**[10:06] Blue Dragon E**
Damn it!
**[10:12] Blue Dragon E**
Wh-What?!
**[10:18] Blue Dragon F**
Everyone, fire!
**[10:22] Laika**
Watch out!
**[10:29] Blue Dragon F**
What?!
**[10:37] Leila's Dad**
She took out so many of them alone?
**[10:40] Laika**
Lady Azusa! Flatorte is behind you!
**[10:43] Flatorte**
Just who are you?
**[10:46] Flatorte**
How? How is it possible for a human
to physically defeat a dragon?
**[10:51] Azusa**
Rome wasn't built in a day. I guess
that's what it comes down to.
**[10:55] Flatorte**
Rome?
**[10:56] Azusa**
It means if you just keep
steadily working at something,
**[10:59] Azusa**
it'll all work out!
**[11:04] Flatorte**
Curse you...
**[11:05] Flatorte**
I'll freeze you!
**[11:08] Azusa**
Oh, come on.
**[11:09] Azusa**
Is that all you know how to do?!
**[11:11] Flatorte**
Take this!
**[11:17] Flatorte**
That's hot!
**[11:19] Azusa**
Witch's...
**[11:22] Azusa**
Axe Kick!
**[11:30] Azusa**
Still want to fight?
**[11:33] Blue Dragons**
We're sorry!
**[11:35] Laika**
Lady Azusa!
**[11:38] Laika**
Everyone! Lady Azusa has won the battle!
**[11:42] Laika**
This is the power of the
Witch of the Highlands!
**[11:44] Dragons**
Long live the Witch of the Highlands!
**[11:46] Azusa**
Laika!
**[11:48] Azusa**
It's too soon to declare this finished.
**[11:50] Laika**
She did say she sent a separate
force to the volcano.
**[11:54] Laika**
Lady Azusa, please get on my back.
**[11:57] Azusa**
Right!
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
**[12:06] Laika**
There are hot springs in this town,
**[12:08] Laika**
so I'm worried that innocent
tourists will be hurt.
**[12:12] Azusa**
At a glance, I don't see
any signs of fighting.
**[12:16] Laika**
If nothing is happening,
all the better, but still...
**[12:19] Laika**
I only want my sister's wedding
to be a joyous occasion.
**[12:24] Azusa**
Don't worry. This'll be over soon,
**[12:28] Azusa**
and your sister's wedding will continue.
**[12:31] Laika**
Right.
**[12:34] Azusa**
What's that?
**[12:35] Laika**
Lady Azusa...
**[12:39] Azusa**
What is this?!
**[12:40] Laika**
Blue Dragons?
**[12:42] Azusa**
It's draining their power to weaken them!
**[12:45] Azusa**
This is some pretty underhanded magic.
**[12:47] Beelzebub**
What brings you two here?
**[12:49] Beelzebub**
Quite the coincidence,
seeing you here of all places.
**[12:52] Azusa**
Beelzebub!
**[12:53] Azusa**
What are you doing here?
**[12:55] Beelzebub**
This volcano produces some fine hot springs.
**[12:59] Beelzebub**
I come here occasionally
to relax and rejuvenate.
**[13:02] Azusa**
Then was this...
**[13:04] Beelzebub**
Yes, I was strolling around the town,
**[13:07] Beelzebub**
and I found these fools saying they
were here to harass the place,
**[13:12] Beelzebub**
so I cast some demon magic that
causes extreme weakness upon them.
**[13:16] Laika**
You defeated five Blue Dragons by yourself?
**[13:20] Beelzebub**
I am a high demon who has
lived for 3,000 years.
**[13:24] Beelzebub**
It's inconceivable that I would lose.
**[13:25] Beelzebub**
And you, Azusa, cannot begin
to fathom what will happen
**[13:28] Beelzebub**
the next time you fight me fair and square.
**[13:31] Beelzebub**
I am strong, after all...
**[13:32] Azusa**
Beelzebub!
**[13:34] Azusa**
You just saved the
Red Dragons from disaster!
**[13:38] Azusa**
Thank you!
**[13:39] Beelzebub**
Don't hug me!
**[13:41] Beelzebub**
I didn't do it for you!
**[13:42] Beelzebub**
I only took down those dragons
because they were acting cocky!
**[13:45] Azusa**
Sniff, sniff.
**[13:47] Azusa**
You smell so nice!
**[13:49] Beelzebub**
That's because I just got out of the bath.
**[13:52] Beelzebub**
Wait, forget about that!
Get off of me at once!
**[14:01] Falfa**
I was so scared, Mama!
**[14:03] Shalsha**
Mother...
**[14:04] Halkara**
Was the volcano all right?
**[14:06] Azusa**
Yeah.
**[14:07] Azusa**
All thanks to Beelzebub.
**[14:09] Beelzebub**
Oh, come on. I was only there
to make use of the baths.
**[14:13] Azusa**
Well, I think it's time we finish this,
**[14:17] Azusa**
Falafel Tart.
**[14:18] Flatorte**
It's Flatorte! Get my name right!
**[14:21] Azusa**
Fine, I get it. So take
your human form already.
**[14:24] Azusa**
Let's talk.
**[14:33] Flatorte**
Is this what you want?
**[14:35] Laika**
This is the amount you owe in
damages after today's conflict.
**[14:38] Laika**
We will need you to pay this.
**[14:40] Flatorte**
Huh?!
**[14:41] Flatorte**
Y-You're making me pay that much?
**[14:43] Laika**
This covers all expenses,
**[14:44] Laika**
including treatment for the injured
and inconvenience recompense.
**[14:47] Laika**
If you refuse, you will never
move from this spot again.
**[14:50] Laika**
Is that what you want?
**[14:51] Flatorte**
I-I don't like that, either...
**[14:54] Flatorte**
Fine. I'll accept your conditions.
**[14:57] Azusa**
Good. The negotiations are complete.
**[15:00] Azusa**
But since we're talking, there's one
more thing I'd like to discuss.
**[15:04] Azusa**
I want you to agree to a treaty,
in addition to the damages you're paying.
**[15:07] Flatorte**
A treaty?
**[15:09] Azusa**
Yes, a non-aggression treaty between
the Blue Dragons and the Red Dragons.
**[15:14] Azusa**
Of course, coming around to harass
them will be out of the question.
**[15:17] Flatorte**
B-But then I would have no reason to live!
**[15:21] Azusa**
If you don't agree, you can
never go back to your homeland.
**[15:24] Azusa**
Do you want to feel like you're stuck at work
**[15:27] Azusa**
for three straight days
with no chance to go home?
**[15:29] Flatorte**
Your smile is scaring me!
**[15:31] Azusa**
Then, let's seal this agreement. Okay?
**[15:34] Flatorte**
Fine, I agree! I agree!
**[15:37] Flatorte**
So please forgive me now...
**[15:40] Azusa**
Okay, the treaty is concluded.
**[15:42] Azusa**
Now, Mount Rokko should have peace.
**[15:45] Laika**
Lady Azusa...
**[15:47] Laika**
Thank you for doing all
this for our homeland!
**[15:51] Azusa**
Beelzebub, take care of the rest, okay?
**[15:54] Beelzebub**
I know.
**[15:55] Beelzebub**
Ahem.
**[15:56] Beelzebub**
The Witch of the Highlands and myself have
borne witness to the creation of this treaty.
**[16:03] Beelzebub**
If either party should
break this agreement...
**[16:06] Beelzebub**
you know what will happen, yes?
**[16:07] SFX**
Grovel!
**[16:09] Flatorte**
I never should have done this...
**[16:11] Azusa**
Beelzebub, thanks so much for everything!
**[16:14] Beelzebub**
No one but you would use the
Lord of the Flies in this way.
**[16:19] Azusa**
I'll be counting on you even
more from now on!
**[16:22] Beelzebub**
Stop hugging me over every little thing!
**[16:28] Azusa**
So everyone takes their human
forms for the second party, huh?
**[16:31] Laika**
Yes, the second party is
where we all eat our fill!
**[16:35] Shalsha**
I'm already full.
**[16:37] Falfa**
Shalsha, you should rest for a bit.
**[16:40] Shalsha**
Thanks.
**[16:41] Azusa**
Falfa, you're being such
a good older sister.
**[16:45] Halkara**
Master!
**[16:48] Halkara**
This booze is way too strong!
**[16:51] Azusa**
Halkara, you ate a lot before drinking.
You'd better be careful.
**[16:56] Halkara**
I'll be fine!
**[16:58] Halkara**
I've already puked my guts out today!
**[17:01] Azusa**
That's my point!
**[17:04] Beelzebub**
Honestly, that elf has nothing going for
her but the Nutri-Spirit she makes.
**[17:10] Leila**
Lady Azusa.
**[17:13] Azusa**
Wow...
**[17:14] Azusa**
Leila, you look beautiful!
**[17:16] Leila**
We were able to continue the
ceremony thanks to all of you.
**[17:21] Leila's Husband**
We are grateful.
**[17:22] Azusa**
Oh, no... all I did was lend a little hand.
**[17:25] Beelzebub**
It's good to see you know your place.
**[17:28] Beelzebub**
If you will continue to idolize me this way,
**[17:31] Beelzebub**
I would be glad to offer
my assistance again.
**[17:33] Azusa**
Beelzebub, don't act so high-and-mighty.
**[17:36] Beelzebub**
Well, can you blame me?
I *am* high and mighty.
**[17:40] Leila**
I'm happy for you, Laika.
**[17:43] Leila**
You've made such wonderful friends.
**[17:47] Leila**
Now you won't be lonely
when I'm no longer around.
**[17:50] Laika**
Sister...
**[17:54] Laika**
I truly congratulate you.
**[17:56] Leila**
Thank you, Laika.
**[18:01] Laika**
Sister—
**[18:01] Husband**
Leila, may I?
**[18:03] Husband**
Regarding our plans after this...
**[18:11] Flatorte**
So... Leila...
**[18:13] Flatorte**
Congratulations.
**[18:15] Flatorte**
You'd better live in happiness.
**[18:17] Leila**
Flatorte...
**[18:19] Flatorte**
I was defeated this time.
**[18:22] Flatorte**
Having lost, I give you
my sincerest blessings.
**[18:25] Azusa**
This Blue Dragon does have her
good points, doesn't she?
**[18:29] Leila**
Thank you.
**[18:31] Leila**
I'll live in happiness for you, as well,
**[18:33] Leila**
since you can't marry.
**[18:35] Flatorte**
Why did you have to say it like that?!
**[18:36] Flatorte**
It's not that I can't!
I'm just not going to!
**[18:39] Leila**
What's this? Did you not come
here to give me your blessing?
**[18:42] Flatorte**
Hmph! I hope you get divorced right away!
**[18:46] Laika**
Red Dragons and Blue Dragons have
a complicated relationship.
**[18:49] Azusa**
This little scene kinda
gave me that impression.
**[18:56] Azusa**
Whew, I ate so much. And it was all so good!
**[19:01] Azusa**
I hope Halkara's okay.
She seemed to be drinking a lot.
**[19:05] Laika**
U-Um, Lady Azusa...
**[19:12] Laika**
I'd like... to ask you for a favor.
**[19:19] Laika**
I was always more athletic
than my older sister,
**[19:23] Laika**
and I was always better
at fighting, as well...
**[19:27] Laika**
but when our parents yelled at
me or anything made me upset,
**[19:31] Laika**
my older sister always did this for me.
**[19:38] Azusa**
It'll be hard to ask her for this
now that she's married, huh?
**[19:42] Laika**
Yes.
**[19:45] Azusa**
Well, then...
**[19:46] Azusa**
I don't mind doing this every now and then.
**[19:50] Laika**
N-No...
**[19:53] Laika**
This can be considered a special occasion.
**[20:00] Laika**
Thank you.
**[20:05] Azusa**
What's going on?
**[20:06] Azusa**
What the heck is she doing?
**[20:09] Falfa**
Come on, Halkara, wake up.
**[20:12] Shalsha**
When you drink booze,
the booze shouldn't drink you.
**[20:15] Halkara**
Are you saying my fruit
wine isn't drinkable?!
**[20:19] Beelzebub**
Honestly, this elf is nothing but trouble.
**[20:23] Beelzebub**
Hup.
**[20:25] Halkara**
I feel sick...
**[20:27] Beelzebub**
If you puke, I will tear you apart and
roast every piece, down to your soul.
**[20:31] Halkara**
I'll hold it in...
**[20:32] Azusa**
Beelzebub! Sorry about that!
**[20:35] Beelzebub**
Azusa, I do believe she's had enough.
**[20:38] Beelzebub**
Since you're here, why don't you spend
the night at the volcano hot spring resort?
**[20:42] Beelzebub**
I'm staying there, as well.
**[20:44] Azusa**
Hot springs, huh? Should we?
**[20:46] Falfa**
I wanna go in the hot springs!
**[20:49] Shalsha**
The Rokko Hot Springs feature seven
different types of hot springs,
**[20:52] Shalsha**
excluding only sulfuric and acidic types.
**[20:54] Shalsha**
They're good for people with cold
sensitivity or high blood pressure.
**[20:58] Laika**
If you wish to stay there,
I will make the arrangements.
**[21:01] Azusa**
Well, we don't need to
be home tonight, so...
**[21:04] Azusa**
Let's do it!
**[21:06] Twins**
Yeah!
**[21:08] SFX**
Klik-klak!
**[21:10] Beelzebub**
Truly, though...
**[21:11] Beelzebub**
I do enjoy being around you people.
I always know fun things will happen.
**[21:17] Azusa**
Well, Beelzebub, you help me
out a lot when I ask for it,
**[21:21] Azusa**
and you like looking out for us.
**[21:23] Azusa**
You're kinda like an older sister.
**[21:24] Beelzebub**
Me? An older sister?
**[21:27] Beelzebub**
It seems to me you're only
using me for your convenience.
**[21:30] Azusa**
I have my two daughters...
**[21:32] Azusa**
Laika for my younger sister...
**[21:35] Azusa**
and Beelzebub for my older sister.
**[21:37] Azusa**
That sounds like a pretty
nice family, right?
**[21:41] Halkara**
Hey, wait a minute!
**[21:43] Halkara**
You left me out of the family!
**[21:46] Azusa**
Oh, that's right.
**[21:48] Azusa**
Let's see... Halkara can be...
**[21:51] Azusa**
the trouble-making junior!
**[21:53] Halkara**
Master! That's not fair!
**[21:57] Halkara**
Come on, Master!
**[21:59] Azusa**
Okay, sorry!
# E5 - A Ghost Appeared
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P8QM/a-ghost-appeared)
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**[00:02] Azusa**
Something is definitely weird here.
**[00:05] Shalsha**
It is weird.
**[00:06] Falfa**
Very weird.
**[00:08] Laika**
I find it strange, as well.
**[00:11] (Flashback) Halkara**
Master, it's my turn to cook
the day after tomorrow,
**[00:15] (Flashback) Halkara**
but would you mind swapping
so I can do it today instead?
**[00:18] (Flashback) Azusa**
Sure, that's fine. Is something going on?
**[00:21] (Flashback) Halkara**
I have things to do in
the town of Nascúte...
**[00:33] (Flashback) Halkara**
It's important to make a fresh start!
**[00:37] (Flashback) Falfa**
Bye, grasshopper!
**[00:40] (Flashback) Halkara**
Goodbyes should always
be clean and complete...
**[00:45] Laika**
Do you think Halkara intends to move out?
**[00:49] Shalsha**
No doubt about it.
**[00:50] Falfa**
I don't want her to go!
**[00:54] Azusa**
But if that's what Halkara's
decided to do...
**[00:59] Halkara**
I'm back!
**[01:01] Halkara**
I'm so hungry.
**[01:05] Halkara**
Huh?
**[01:08] Azusa**
Halkara...
**[01:10] Azusa**
Thanks for everything!
**[01:11] Laika**
Please be well in your new location.
**[01:14] Shalsha**
We'll miss you.
**[01:18] Falfa**
I don't want you to go, Halkara!
**[01:23] Azusa**
Falfa, don't cry.
**[01:26] Laika**
We must see her off with smiles.
**[01:28] Halkara**
What in the world is this all about?
**[01:31] Halkara**
Why all the talk of leaving?
**[01:33] SFX**
Blink, blink!
**[01:33] Azusa**
What? You're not moving out?
**[01:36] Halkara**
I have no intention of doing that!
**[01:38] Laika**
But you mentioned looking for
a new place in Nascúte...
**[01:41] Halkara**
Yes, one to build my new factory in!
**[01:45] All**
Huh?
**[01:47] All**
What?!
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
***SIGN*** A Ghost Appeared
***SIGN*** A Ghost Appeared
**[03:25] Halkara**
I'm back.
**[03:29] Laika**
You're home so late every
evening. You must be busy.
**[03:33] Azusa**
Sure you're not working too hard?
**[03:35] Halkara**
No, no...
**[03:37] Halkara**
Even if I'm tired, I just need some
Nutri-Spirit, and I can keep fighting.
**[03:41] Halkara**
I've been using more of them
in a day recently, though...
**[03:46] Azusa**
That's a bad thing!
**[03:48] Azusa**
Come home once the sun goes down.
**[03:51] Azusa**
That's an order from your master!
**[03:53] Halkara**
But there's a reason why
I can't come home...
**[03:58] Azusa**
A ghost?!
**[04:00] Halkara**
Yes, apparently, a ghost has
been showing up in my factory.
**[04:04] Halkara**
And now none of the locals
want to work there...
**[04:08] Halkara**
I can't get anyone at all.
**[04:11] Laika**
So that's why...
**[04:13] Falfa**
A ghost that just shows up in your factory?
**[04:15] Shalsha**
They call those "bound spirits."
**[04:17] Shalsha**
Scientifically, ghosts are
known as "separated spirits."
**[04:22] Shalsha**
This type is most likely one that's
bound to the place where it died,
**[04:28] Shalsha**
so it can't leave.
**[04:29] Azusa**
You mean it's the ghost of
someone who died there?
**[04:34] Halkara**
Master, would you please get
rid of the ghost for me?
**[04:38] Azusa**
Huh?
**[04:39] Azusa**
Uh, actually, I don't really
like things like that...
**[04:43] Halkara**
Please! I need your help!
**[04:46] Halkara**
Otherwise, I'll have to run
the entire factory by myself!
**[04:52] Azusa**
True...
**[04:59] Azusa**
Oh, all right. I'll go
check it out tomorrow.
**[05:03] Halkara**
Thank you so much, Master!
**[05:06] Azusa**
But!
**[05:07] Azusa**
Only if I can bring a helper with me!
**[05:10] Halkara**
A helper?
**[05:12] Halkara**
What is this thing?
**[05:14] Azusa**
It's summoning magic I learned a while ago.
**[05:18] Azusa**
I don't know if it'll work or not, but...
**[05:21] Azusa**
Vosanosanon ujishidau veyani enrila.
**[05:41] Laika**
Nothing is happening...
**[05:45] Beelzebub**
What in all Hell is going on?!
**[05:50] Beelzebub**
So cold... so cold... so cold... so cold...
**[05:54] Beelzebub**
So cold... so cold... so cold... so cold...
**[05:58] Beelzebub**
Why'd you close the door?!
**[06:01] Beelzebub**
Your pronunciation was a bit off,
**[06:04] Beelzebub**
so I wasn't summoned into the
exact location you wanted.
**[06:07] Beelzebub**
Why was your tub full of cold
water in the morning, anyway?
**[06:11] Shalsha**
It's for watering our crops!
**[06:13] Azusa**
It's eco-friendly!
**[06:14] Beelzebub**
Eco-friendly is all well and good, but...
**[06:16] Beelzebub**
Anyway, what was is it you want?
**[06:22] Beelzebub**
What?!
**[06:24] Beelzebub**
You summoned me here just for that?
**[06:27] Azusa**
I'm sorry, really!
**[06:28] Azusa**
But I had a feeling you'd be a big help.
**[06:31] SFX**
Scoot, scoot.
**[06:33] Falfa**
Yeah!
**[06:34] Falfa**
We knew you could...
**[06:36] Shalsha**
...do something about it.
**[06:39] SFX**
Squee!
**[06:39] Beelzebub**
Squee, indeed...
**[06:43] Beelzebub**
Well, it is true that I could
do something about it.
**[06:48] Beelzebub**
All right, take me to this factory.
**[06:51] Beelzebub**
I'll pulverize this ghost!
**[06:54] SFX**
Lightbulb!
**[06:55] Halkara**
The ghost only shows up at night,
**[06:57] Halkara**
so could you wait until this evening?
**[06:59] SFX**
Snap!
**[07:01] Beelzebub**
You should've waited until
evening to call me, then!
***SIGN*** The Town of Nascúte
**[07:07] SFX**
Skree, skree, skree...
**[07:10] Azusa**
I can imagine ghosts showing up here.
**[07:13] Azusa**
That cat statue is super creepy.
**[07:16] Halkara**
Oh, I put that there.
**[07:18] Halkara**
Isn't it cute?
**[07:21] Azusa**
*Halkara's tastes are kinda...*
**[07:22] Beelzebub**
What are you babbling about? Let's go.
**[07:27] Halkara**
She really is a demon. No hesitation at all.
**[07:29] Azusa**
Looks like I chose the right helper.
**[07:35] Azusa**
Sure is dark in here...
**[07:37] Halkara**
I really hope nothing shows up...
**[07:40] Beelzebub**
Don't be dumb. If nothing
shows up, why am I even here?
**[07:46] Azusa**
Hey, Beelzebub...
**[07:48] Beelzebub**
What?
**[07:49] Azusa**
Would you hold my hand? I'm scared.
**[07:53] Beelzebub**
I feel as embarrassed as a little girl...
**[07:56] Beelzebub**
but I suppose it can't hurt, so very well.
**[08:00] Halkara**
Master! Please hold my hand, too!
**[08:06] Beelzebub**
Halkara, where does this ghost show up?
**[08:10] Halkara**
In the room up ahead.
**[08:13] Beelzebub**
Then that room will be
the focus of our search.
**[08:16] Halkara**
Um... Can we not go into
that room? It scares me.
**[08:20] Azusa**
I agree! We should at
least save it for last...
**[08:23] SFX**
Snap, snap!
**[08:25] Beelzebub**
Would you two cut it out?!
**[08:34] Azusa**
Maybe we should call this off...
**[08:37] Halkara**
Agreed! There's nothing in this...
**[08:43] Beelzebub**
Oh, quiet down.
**[08:45] Beelzebub**
You two are more of a
nuisance than that ghost.
**[08:49] SFX**
Point!
**[08:49] Beelzebub**
Looks like it's over there.
**[08:53] Azusa**
It *is* here!
**[08:55] Halkara**
I'm about to lose it in more ways than one!
**[08:57] Beelzebub**
You two are making too much noise!
**[08:59] Beelzebub**
Just cool your heads for a minute!
**[09:02] Beelzebub**
It's only a ghost! The
spirit of a dead girl!
**[09:06] Beelzebub**
What's scary about that?
**[09:07] Azusa**
*That's* what's scary about it!
**[09:09] Halkara**
How are you so relaxed about this?!
**[09:12] Beelzebub**
You're only scared because
you can't see her.
**[09:15] Beelzebub**
Hey, girl's spirit! Show yourself!
**[09:18] Both**
She's forcing it out!
**[09:22] Beelzebub**
I am the high demon Beelzebub.
**[09:25] SFX**
Loom!
**[09:26] Beelzebub**
I oversee the agriculture
of the land of demons.
**[09:30] Beelzebub**
With my authority, I could turn this
place into a horse manure shed.
**[09:35] Azusa**
That's low-key barbaric!
**[09:37] Halkara**
Please don't! This is my factory!
**[09:41] Beelzebub**
If you don't want that, show yourself
by the time I count to ten!
**[09:46] Beelzebub**
One...
**[09:48] Beelzebub**
Ten!
**[09:49] Azusa**
You skipped a heck of a lot!
**[09:53] Beelzebub**
There you are!
**[09:57] Beelzebub**
I've got her! Give me some light!
**[10:05] Beelzebub**
Stop that! Hold still!
**[10:09] Rosalie**
Get your hands off me!
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
**[10:17] Azusa**
What's your name?
**[10:19] Rosalie**
I'm Rosalie.
**[10:21] Rosalie**
I'm the ghost of a girl who committed
suicide in the house that once stood here.
**[10:26] Rosalie**
Hmph.
**[10:27] Azusa**
*Bad attitude...*
**[10:29] Halkara**
Um... And why are you here?
**[10:32] Rosalie**
Why do you think?
**[10:33] Rosalie**
This is the only place I *can* be!
**[10:37] Rosalie**
A few centuries ago,
**[10:38] Rosalie**
I was offered the chance to
marry into a noble family.
**[10:43] Rosalie**
I had a reputation throughout the
town for being pretty and polite,
**[10:46] Rosalie**
so I believed my parents.
**[10:49] Rosalie**
But my rotten father and mother
were lying about everything!
**[10:54] Rosalie**
They intended to sell me
off for chump change!
**[10:58] Azusa**
I see... You poor thing.
**[11:01] Rosalie**
Yeah, well, that's in the past.
**[11:03] Halkara**
Um... I understand your story now,
**[11:06] Halkara**
but were you really regarded as polite?
**[11:08] Rosalie**
In the centuries since I became a ghost...
**[11:12] Rosalie**
I went bad.
**[11:14] Beelzebub**
That's certainly believable.
**[11:17] Beelzebub**
I would expect an adolescent to change
like that when betrayed by her parents.
**[11:21] Rosalie**
This is my turf!
**[11:23] Rosalie**
I don't want outsiders coming in here!
**[11:26] Rosalie**
Which is why I've defended
it all this time...
**[11:28] Rosalie**
And then you guys showed up.
**[11:32] Azusa**
Rosalie...
**[11:34] Azusa**
So what do you want to do from now on?
**[11:37] Rosalie**
What do I... want?
**[11:39] Beelzebub**
Ah, in that case...
**[11:42] Beelzebub**
I can erase you in an instant
so you won't have to suffer.
**[11:45] Azusa**
None of that!
**[11:47] Beelzebub**
Why not?
**[11:48] Beelzebub**
I can help this ghost move on to the next
life without leaving a trace behind.
**[11:53] Rosalie**
No way! I don't wanna disappear yet!
**[11:57] Azusa**
I guess not.
**[11:59] Azusa**
Okay, Rosalie, why don't
you stay in this world?
**[12:03] Rosalie**
You mean it?
**[12:04] Rosalie**
But won't I be a bother?
**[12:06] Azusa**
What do you say, Halkara?
**[12:08] Halkara**
Um, you don't need to disappear.
**[12:10] Halkara**
Can't you just go somewhere else?
**[12:13] Rosalie**
I've tried to move a few times,
**[12:15] Rosalie**
but I can't leave this building.
**[12:18] Azusa**
I see. That's what Shalsha
was talking about.
**[12:21] Asusa**
She said bound spirits can't
leave the place where they died.
**[12:25] Beelzebub**
I know a good way to resolve this.
**[12:27] Rosalie**
Huh?
**[12:28] Beelzebub**
Demons have done extensive
research on spirits.
**[12:31] Beelzebub**
The latest research shows that if a
ghost possesses a living human once,
**[12:36] Beelzebub**
they will be able to go
wherever that human goes.
**[12:39] Azusa**
Possess?
**[12:41] Beelzebub**
She would basically be using a
human as a vessel to relocate.
**[12:44] Beelzebub**
The best humans to possess are
those with many weak points,
**[12:48] Beelzebub**
those who are weak-willed and
readily let others control them.
**[12:54] Halkara**
Huh?
**[12:55] Halkara**
Wha?
**[12:56] Halkara**
Eh?
**[12:57] Halkara**
What?!
**[13:00] Halkara**
Please, no!
**[13:02] Halkara**
Just seeing a ghost scares me!
**[13:04] Halkara**
There's no way I can endure
having one inside me!
**[13:07] Beelzebub**
You'd be doing it for your factory.
**[13:09] Azusa**
Just bear with it for a little bit.
**[13:11] Halkara**
Master! How can you be so dismissive?!
**[13:16] Rosalie**
Sorry, but I'm comin' in!
**[13:18] Halkara**
No! I'll be traumatized!
**[13:28] HRosalie**
All right! I'm in!
**[13:33] HRosalie**
It feels weird to be in
a physical body again.
**[13:36] HRosalie**
These boobs are so heavy.
**[13:38] SFX**
Boing! Boing!
**[13:40] Azusa**
*That's your first thought, huh?*
**[13:42] Beelzebub**
So, where are we taking her?
**[13:45] Azusa**
Well, we're running her out
for our own reasons, so...
**[13:49] Azusa**
Rosalie, want to live at my house?
**[13:52] HRosalie**
Can I?! I won't be a bother?
**[13:54] Azusa**
You were so unhappy in your previous
life that you died, right?
**[13:58] Azusa**
Nothing bad will come of you
finding happiness after death.
**[14:02] Azusa**
Come home with me.
**[14:08] Rosalie**
Let me call you "Sister"!
**[14:10] Rosalie**
I'll protect you if it kills me!
**[14:15] Azusa**
I mean, you're already dead.
**[14:18] Beelzebub**
What a smooth operator...
**[14:20] Beelzebub**
A ghost operator, rather.
**[14:23] HRosalie**
Sister Laika!
**[14:25] HRosalie**
Sister's daughters!
**[14:27] HRosalie**
My name's Rosalie!
**[14:29] HRosalie**
Nice to meet all of you!
**[14:32] Laika**
It does feel quite strange...
**[14:35] Falfa**
Nice to meet you!
**[14:36] Shalsha**
My first ghost... I'm so intrigued.
**[14:41] Beelzebub**
Well, I'm tired, so I'm going to bed now.
**[14:46] Azusa**
Okay, thanks.
**[14:48] HRosalie**
Now, then!
**[14:49] HRosalie**
I will show you the real Rosalie!
**[14:54] Falfa**
Yay!
**[14:55] HRosalie**
Here goes!
**[15:01] HRosalie**
Huh?
**[15:06] HRosalie**
Beelzebububububububububub!
**[15:07] Beelzebub**
Too many "bubs"!
**[15:09] HRosalie**
It's no use!
**[15:10] HRosalie**
It's like being stuck in
a box! I can't get out!
**[15:13] Beelzebub**
You two must have been
exceptionally compatible.
**[15:16] Laika**
Um, this isn't going to cause any
irregularities in Halkara's body, is it?
**[15:22] Beelzebub**
Obviously, if another's spirit
spends a full day in there,
**[15:25] Beelzebub**
it will cause strain on her body.
**[15:27] Azusa**
Strain? How?
**[15:29] Beelzebub**
In the worst case... she dies.
**[15:31] Azusa**
That's *really* bad!
**[15:33] HRosalie**
I don't wanna kill someone
who helped me out!
**[15:37] HRosalie**
If I have to do something that shameful...
**[15:40] HRosalie**
If it really comes to that...
**[15:42] HRosalie**
I have to die again to apologize!
**[15:45] Azusa**
No, don't!
**[15:45] Azusa**
If you do that now, Halkara
will be the one to die!
**[15:50] Azusa**
On that note, we're going to begin the
mission to separate Rosalie from Halkara.
**[15:55] Azusa**
Anyone have any good ideas?
**[15:56] Laika**
Me!
**[15:57] Azusa**
Yes, Laika?
**[15:58] Laika**
Rosalie spoke of being
stuck in a box earlier.
**[16:01] Laika**
When I have a cookie that's stuck in a box,
**[16:04] Laika**
the first thing I try is shaking it.
**[16:08] SFX**
Vwoom, vwoom, vwoom...
**[16:10] SFX**
Sparkle!
**[16:11] Laika**
Then I try pounding on the back of it.
**[16:18] HRosalie**
Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[16:20] Laika**
Otherwise... I break the box.
**[16:23] Azusa**
Stop!
**[16:25] Falfa**
I know!
**[16:27] Falfa**
How about startling her,
like when someone has the hiccups?
**[16:34] HRosalie**
S-Sister, where are we?
**[16:36] HRosalie**
This intense wind concerns me...
**[16:42] HRosalie**
Huh?
**[16:43] HRosalie**
Where am I?!
**[16:46] HRosalie**
I'm so high up!
**[16:52] Laika**
I guess even ghosts don't like heights.
**[16:55] Azusa**
Well? Think you can leave her body now?
**[16:57] HRosalie**
N-No! I'm just scared!
**[17:01] Azusa**
I see... Guess we can't help that.
**[17:03] Azusa**
Time for phase two, then.
**[17:05] HRosalie**
Huh? Phase two?
**[17:10] HRosalie**
No!
**[17:29] Azusa**
Well?
**[17:30] Azusa**
Did she come out?
**[17:32] HRosalie**
No, but I thought a few other
things might come out...
**[17:35] Laika**
It didn't work?
**[17:37] Beelzebub**
I guess we'll just have to try
everything we can think of.
**[18:08] Azusa**
It's already noon.
**[18:11] Azusa**
We're in trouble if we
don't get her out soon.
**[18:13] Azusa**
Halkara's body might not
be able to take much more.
**[18:16] Laika**
It looks like she's already reached
that point in another sense.
**[18:20] Beelzebub**
If only we could, at least, summon
Halkara out of the body...
**[18:24] Azusa**
Yeah...
**[18:26] Azusa**
If we put Rosalie to sleep right now,
**[18:31] Azusa**
would Halkara's spirit come out?
**[18:36] Beelzebub**
I see...
**[18:37] Beelzebub**
So we move that one in front
that's getting in the way.
**[18:41] Beelzebub**
That just might work.
**[18:43] Laika**
But how do we put Rosalie to sleep?
**[18:46] Hrosalie**
Help...
**[18:48] HRosalie**
Is this alcohol?
**[18:50] Azusa**
Halkara gets drunk on this all the time.
**[18:53] HRosalie**
But I've never had alcohol before!
**[18:56] Azusa**
Your body is Halkara's, so you'll be fine!
**[18:59] Laika**
It always puts her right to sleep.
**[19:01] HRosalie**
Okay, here I go!
**[19:08] HRosalie**
This is noth—
**[19:11] All**
It put her right out!
**[19:13] Halkara**
Huh? Why are we in Master's house?
**[19:17] Halkara**
Weren't we in my factory?
**[19:19] All**
It's Halkara!
**[19:21] Halkara**
H-Huh?
**[19:22] Azusa**
Okay! Now let's wake up
Rosalie and revive her!
**[19:26] Azusa**
Then she might come flying
out of Halkara's body!
**[19:29] Beelzebub**
I know just how to do that.
**[19:31] Beelzebub**
Leave this to me.
**[19:33] Halkara**
Huh?
**[19:38] Halkara**
The bath?
**[19:40] Halkara**
Beelzebub, how bold of you...
**[19:43] Beelzebub**
Yes, I'm going to be bold, all right.
**[19:45] Beelzebub**
There you go!
**[19:48] Rosalie**
That's cold!
**[19:53] Beelzebub**
There.
**[19:54] Laika**
She's out!
**[19:55] Azusa**
It worked!
**[19:58] Rosalie**
All right! I made it out!
**[20:01] Halkara**
S-So cold...
**[20:05] Rosalie**
I'm sorry for all the trouble!
**[20:07] Rosalie**
I'm going to be living here as of today!
**[20:10] Rosalie**
I'm Rosalie! I hope we can be friends!
**[20:17] Laika**
You really are a ghost.
**[20:19] Falfa**
Wow...
**[20:21] Shalsha**
I'm intrigued.
**[20:22] Halkara**
I can't even see her as a different person.
**[20:25] Azusa**
I'm impressed you figured out that
cold water would revive her.
**[20:30] Beelzebub**
I remembered what happened when
you summoned me yesterday.
**[20:34] Azusa**
O-Oh, yeah...
**[20:36] Laika**
But I'm glad Halkara's factory
will be able to operate now.
**[20:41] Halkara**
Yes.
**[20:42] Halkara**
I'll just wait patiently until the
rumors about ghosts fade away.
**[20:46] Rosalie**
I'm sorry. It was all my fault.
**[20:49] Rosalie**
Sister Halkara, at least
let me pour you a drink.
**[20:56] Falfa**
Wow, that's amazing!
**[20:58] Azusa**
Hey, I know a way to get
rid of that rumor quickly!
**[21:06] Rosalie**
Heya!
**[21:08] Rosalie**
I'm working at Sister Halkara's factory!
**[21:11] Rosalie**
My name's Rosalie!
**[21:13] Rosalie**
I'm a ghost, and I hope I can use
this power to help all of you!
**[21:19] Woman**
That's remarkable!
**[21:21] Guy**
I guess not all ghosts are scary, huh?
**[21:24] Guy**
She's cute, even!
**[21:28] Halkara**
This is great.
**[21:29] Halkara**
It looks like the people of
the town will accept her.
**[21:32] Azusa**
Yeah.
**[21:33] Rosalie**
Sister!
**[21:35] Rosalie**
Thanks so much, Sister!
**[21:38] Rosalie**
I never knew I could find
happiness after death!
**[21:41] Rosalie**
I'm so glad I died!
**[21:44] Azusa**
I'm not sure you should say *that*, though...
**[21:47] Guy**
Hey, Rosalie!
**[21:48] Guy**
Wipe my windows, too!
**[21:50] Woman**
And mine!
**[21:52] Rosalie**
You got it!
**[21:53] Rosalie**
I'll get each of your houses in turn!
**[21:58] Azusa**
*At this point,*
**[21:59] Azusa**
* you might as well strive to be the most*
* cheerful ghost in the world.*
# E6 - Along Came a Leviathan
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2D2ZV/along-came-a-leviathan)
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**[00:00] Beelzebub**
Dun-da-da-dah!
**[00:02] Beelzebub**
Congratulations!
**[00:03] Beelzebub**
Azusa, Witch of the Highlands,
**[00:06] Beelzebub**
you are to be awarded the
Demon Medal of Honor!
**[00:10] Azusa**
Beelzebub, what did you show
up out of the blue for?
**[00:13] Beelzebub**
Could you try to sound a little happier?
**[00:16] Beelzebub**
It's a prestigious award
bestowed only upon those
**[00:18] Beelzebub**
who are loved by many demons and
have made a drastic difference
**[00:21] Beelzebub**
by giving bright hope to the world.
**[00:24] Beelzebub**
You recently ended the conflict
between the Red Dragons
**[00:27] Beelzebub**
and the Blue Dragons that
had lasted for generations,
**[00:29] Beelzebub**
and made them agree permanently to peace.
**[00:32] Beelzebub**
You were recognized for that, and you
get the medal in the peace category.
**[00:36] Azusa**
That's just how it ended
up working out, though...
**[00:39] Beelzebub**
Of course, you will accept it, won't you?
**[00:42] Laika**
That's a great honor, Lady Azusa!
**[00:45] Rosalie**
Way to go, Sister!
**[00:46] Falfa**
You're amazing, Mama!
**[00:47] Shalsha**
I'm proud to be your daughter.
**[00:50] Azusa**
Yeah?
**[00:51] Azusa**
Okay, then, I'll gratefully accept.
**[00:53] Beelzebub**
The ceremony will be held in three weeks.
**[00:55] Beelzebub**
You should all attend.
**[00:57] Beelzebub**
I'll come to collect you
shortly before it starts.
**[01:00] Azusa**
Wait, where are we going?
**[01:01] Beelzebub**
The Demon Realm.
That's where the ceremony is held.
**[01:06] All**
The Demon Realm?!
**[01:07] SFX**
Crash!
**[01:09] Beelzebub**
There's no need to get so up in arms.
**[01:11] Beelzebub**
Most demons are well-bred
ladies and gentlemen.
**[01:14] Beelzebub**
The ones who wanted to destroy humanity,
like in olden days, are gone.
**[01:18] Beelzebub**
As long as you show the bare minimum
of good etiquette, that is.
**[01:21] Azusa**
Bare minimum...
**[01:23] Laika**
...of good etiquette?
**[01:28] Halkara**
What?
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
***SIGN*** Along Came a Leviathan
***SIGN*** Along Came a Leviathan
**[03:06] Halkara**
A demon ceremony gives me
nothing but bad feelings...
**[03:11] Halkara**
Is it all right if I develop a
stomachache on just that day?
**[03:15] Falfa**
You're gonna fake being sick, Halkara?
**[03:18] Halkara**
No, no! I just have a feeling
that, by total coincidence,
**[03:23] Halkara**
my stomach is going to hurt that day...
**[03:25] Shalsha**
You might as well give up.
**[03:27] Shalsha**
Missing such a prestigious ceremony
would bring shame to the demons.
**[03:32] Halkara**
Understood!
**[03:33] Halkara**
I will attend with the resolution of someone
planning to leap off the Kyalar Spire!
**[03:39] SFX**
Hup!
**[03:40] Falfa**
What's the Kyalar Spire?
**[03:41] Azusa**
* I guess this world has its own*
* idiom that means "take a plunge,"*
**[03:42] Shalsha**
A famous building of great historical value,
making it an important cultural asset.
**[03:44] Azusa**
*like "jump off the stage at Kiyomizu."*
**[03:46] Laika**
Lady Azusa, what shall
we wear to the ceremony?
**[03:48] Falfa**
Wow!
**[03:49] Azusa**
Why don't we just wear what we
wore to the dragon's wedding?
**[03:52] Rosalie**
Uh, Sister...
**[03:55] Rosalie**
You really think it's okay for a ghost
like me to attend such a major ceremony?
**[04:01] Azusa**
Huh? Of course it is!
**[04:03] Azusa**
You're part of my family now, Rosalie.
**[04:07] Rosalie**
Sister! Thank you!
**[04:09] Azusa**
Oh, yeah. You'll need a dress, won't you?
**[04:11] Azusa**
Want to go to the village and have one made?
**[04:14] Rosalie**
No way. I'm a ghost.
**[04:16] Rosalie**
I'm not even sure how to change my outfit.
**[04:19] Azusa**
You can't take that off?
**[04:23] Rosalie**
I can't even touch it.
**[04:25] Laika**
This poses an unexpected problem.
**[04:27] Azusa**
You think there are stores
that sell clothes for ghosts?
**[04:31] Halkara**
That kind of business isn't even possible.
**[04:33] Halkara**
Ghosts don't have any money, remember?
**[04:36] Azusa**
Spoken like a true business owner!
**[04:38] Shalsha**
If you need a scholar specializing
in ghosts, I recently met one.
**[04:43] Scholar**
Now, listen.
**[04:44] Scholar**
Ghosts are spirits that have
remained in this world
**[04:49] Scholar**
with an appearance close to
what they looked like in life.
**[04:52] Scholar**
What looks like clothing is
only a part of that spirit.
**[04:55] Scholar**
It is not possible to change
a spirit's clothes.
**[05:00] Shalsha**
I see.
**[05:02] Azusa**
*Shalsha knows people like this?*
**[05:06] Laika**
So your clothes are a memory
of when you were alive?
**[05:10] Rosalie**
Yeah, I think I did wear
stuff like this a lot.
**[05:14] Shalsha**
Maybe if you envision other
clothes strongly enough,
**[05:16] Shalsha**
you can change into them.
**[05:18] Azusa**
That's not something we can help with...
**[05:23] Rosalie**
Sister, it's okay, really.
**[05:25] Rosalie**
What's impossible is impossible.
**[05:27] Rosalie**
I'm just fine sticking with this outfit.
**[05:31] Azusa**
Rosalie, you think everything's fine
if you can just endure it, don't you?
**[05:37] Azusa**
But just enduring isn't always a good thing.
**[05:40] Azusa**
Besides, you want to wear a dress to the
ceremony with the rest of us, right?
**[05:47] Rosalie**
If it's possible... I'd like to wear one.
**[05:51] Azusa**
Right?
**[05:52] Azusa**
Then we shouldn't give up. Let's find a way!
**[05:55] Rosalie**
How, though? Doing that would be like magic.
**[06:00] Azusa**
Magic?
**[06:03] Azusa**
*That's right. I have the Create Magic skill.*
**[06:08] Azusa**
* There's no spell that can*
* change a ghost's clothes,*
**[06:11] Azusa**
*which means I just need to create one!*
**[06:13] Azusa**
*Time to show off what a cheat witch can do!*
**[06:17] SFX**
Ta-da!
**[06:19] Rosalie**
Uh, Sister...
**[06:21] Rosalie**
Showing me a real dress won't help.
I can't put it on.
**[06:24] Azusa**
Rosalie, take a good look at this
dress and ingrain it in your mind.
**[06:29] Azusa**
Then envision yourself wearing
this dress at a party.
**[06:35] Rosalie**
Sister, if you're making this some kind of
"those who believe shall be saved" thing...
**[06:41] Azusa**
I don't think I like being treated
like an occultist by a ghost...
**[06:45] Azusa**
No, that's not the point!
**[06:47] Azusa**
Don't worry!
**[06:48] Azusa**
Just believe in me!
**[06:50] SFX**
Sparkle, sparkle...
**[06:54] Rosalie**
Sister... Okay, then!
**[06:57] Rosalie**
I will repay your fiery passion in kind!
**[07:24] Azusa**
There, all set.
**[07:26] Azusa**
Here goes!
**[07:28] Rosalie**
Okay, Sister! I'm ready!
**[07:32] Azusa**
Land of the living, land of the dead...
**[07:34] Azusa**
Shine upon the darkness
between the two realms,
**[07:37] Azusa**
and allow this outstretched
hand to reach the other side!
**[07:43] Azusa**
Work, magic!
**[07:44] Azusa**
Change, Rosalie!
**[08:00] Rosalie**
Sister, now...
**[08:03] Rosalie**
I could even go to a ball
without any trouble!
**[08:06] Azusa**
All right! It worked!
**[08:08] Falfa**
Rosalie, you look so pretty!
**[08:11] Shalsha**
You're just like a princess!
**[08:12] Halkara**
Except the way you speak...
**[08:14] Rosalie**
Sister Azusa!
**[08:17] Rosalie**
Thank you so much!
What kind of magic did you use?
**[08:20] Azusa**
I basically tried to enhance my image of you
**[08:23] Azusa**
in a way that wouldn't
damage your spirit body.
**[08:27] Rosalie**
Your image of me?
**[08:30] Rosalie**
Sister, would it be possible
to do a little fine tuning?
**[08:33] Azusa**
Huh? You want to add something?
**[08:35] Rosalie**
Yes!
**[08:37] Rosalie**
Please put "Rosalie Is Here" on my back!
**[08:41] Azusa**
Yeah, no.
**[08:43] Azusa**
Soon, it was time to head out.
**[08:46] Azusa**
What is that?
**[08:47] Laika**
Is it a demon?
**[08:50] Laika**
It bears a slight resemblance
to us Dragons...
**[08:55] Halkara**
I really hope the demons don't hate me!
**[08:58] Halkara**
Please don't hate me...
**[08:59] Beelzebub**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[09:01] Beelzebub**
I have arrived to collect you!
**[09:04] Azusa**
* At last, the time came to depart*
* for the Demon Realm.*
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
**[09:15] Azusa**
A Leviathan?
**[09:16] Beelzebub**
Correct.
**[09:17] Beelzebub**
It is a large type of demon that can fly.
**[09:20] Beelzebub**
This is the one who will carry
you to the Demon Realm.
**[09:28] Halkara**
There's a big building on its back.
**[09:30] Rosalie**
Are we dreaming or something?
**[09:32] Falfa**
Awesome!
**[09:34] Azusa**
It's like a luxury liner!
**[09:36] Beelzebub**
Not entirely correct, but not wrong.
**[09:38] Beelzebub**
Let me show you the inside.
**[09:41] Beelzebub**
This is the VIP guest room.
**[09:45] SFX**
Klik-klak!
**[09:46] Beelzebub**
This is the large bath.
**[09:48] Beelzebub**
Also, this bath—
**[09:50] Beelzebub**
Hey! What are you doing
when you're on the clock?!
**[09:53] Vania**
Gulp!
**[09:54] Vania**
I'm sorry, boss!
**[09:56] Falfa**
Who's that?
**[09:57] Vania**
It's a pleasure to meet all of you!
**[10:00] Vania**
I am Vania the Leviathan!
**[10:02] Beelzebub**
Get dressed before you introduce yourself!
**[10:04] Vania**
I'm sorry, boss!
**[10:06] Beelzebub**
Now, allow me to explain the bath.
**[10:09] Beelzebub**
This large bath is a demon spring.
**[10:11] Azusa**
Demon spring? Is that a demons' hot spring?
**[10:14] Beelzebub**
Indeed. It feels slippery on the
skin and is great for beauty,
**[10:16] Beelzebub**
but be careful.
**[10:19] Beelzebub**
If you stay in for several
hours, you'll melt.
**[10:23] Azusa**
That's scary! And bad for you!
**[10:25] Beelzebub**
Only after several hours.
**[10:27] Beelzebub**
No one stays in the bath that long.
**[10:30] Laika**
Halkara, please be careful not
to get in this bath alone!
**[10:34] Halkara**
Nobody trusts me at all, do they?
**[10:39] Vania**
Thank you for waiting.
**[10:40] Azusa**
Hey, aren't Leviathans...
**[10:43] Vania**
Yes, the one you're riding right
now is my older sister, Fatla.
**[10:47] Vania**
We rotate the tasks of flying and
attending to guests in our human forms.
**[10:51] Beelzebub**
Vania is also in charge of your meals.
**[10:54] Vania**
Your meal today will have
a focus on poultry!
**[10:58] Vania**
The vegetables are carefully selected
first-class products, as well.
**[11:00] Vania**
Look forward to it!
**[11:02] Falfa**
Wow, I can't wait!
**[11:04] Beelzebub**
By the way, Vania, you will write
a letter of apology later.
**[11:08] Vania**
Oh, no! Please be lenient with me this time!
**[11:13] Beelzebub**
No. You will write.
**[11:17] Azusa**
Wow, what a view!
**[11:20] Falfa**
The buildings all look so tiny!
**[11:22] Shalsha**
It looks so boundless.
**[11:24] Beelzebub**
I believe I've shown you everything now.
**[11:27] Beelzebub**
If you need anything, just let Vania know.
**[11:29] Azusa**
Thanks!
**[11:31] Azusa**
But do we really deserve
such a glamorous reception?
**[11:34] Beelzebub**
Must you ask?
**[11:36] Beelzebub**
That is just how incredible
your accomplishment was.
**[11:37] Falfa**
Shalsha, let's go look over there!
**[11:39] Shalsha**
Okay.
**[11:40] Beelzebub**
You ended a long-lasting
conflict between Dragon clans.
**[11:43] Beelzebub**
Your name will go down in history for that.
**[11:46] Beelzebub**
Azusa, you can be a bit
more proud of yourself.
**[11:53] Azusa**
Well, I'll do my best not to
embarrass us at the ceremony.
**[11:58] Beelzebub**
You have no ambition, do you?
**[12:02] Vania**
Everyone, thank you for waiting!
**[12:05] Vania**
This is a salad made with
twenty types of vegetables.
**[12:07] Azusa**
Wow, high luxury right from the start!
**[12:12] Azusa**
It's delicious!
**[12:14] Azusa**
I've never tasted anything like it.
**[12:16] Vania**
This is a potage made from mashed
Northern thick-shelled beans.
**[12:20] Vania**
Cockatrice eggs wrapped in lettuce.
**[12:23] Vania**
An omelette made from Roc eggs.
**[12:28] Halkara**
So light and runny!
**[12:29] Azusa**
This might be the best egg
dish I've ever tasted!
**[12:34] Laika**
I never knew there was
an omelette like this...
**[12:37] Laika**
I still have much to learn!
**[12:39] Beelzebub**
The difference in flavor is only natural.
**[12:41] Beelzebub**
These ingredients are worth a
thousand times more than yours.
**[12:44] Laika**
A thousand... times...
**[12:45] Beelzebub**
If she somehow made anything
bad from these ingredients,
**[12:48] Beelzebub**
Vania would have to write
another apology letter.
**[12:52] Vania**
I can't slack off at all when
working under Lady Beelzebub...
**[12:56] Beelzebub**
You're saying that after taking
a bath while on the clock?!
**[12:58] Azusa**
Vania, it really was delicious!
**[13:01] SFX**
Klik-klak!
**[13:03] Azusa**
The food was great,
and the bath is fantastic.
**[13:07] Azusa**
I was a little nervous about
going to the land of the demons,
**[13:10] Azusa**
but I guess there was no need to worry.
**[13:13] Halkara**
I'm beginning to feel that way, too.
**[13:15] Halkara**
I think this might turn out to be a
nice trip with no problems at all.
**[13:20] Azusa**
Cut it out.
**[13:21] Azusa**
When you say stuff like that,
it feels like another flag.
**[13:25] Halkara**
Come on, that's not true!
**[13:45] Rosalie**
We're flying over an empty wilderness.
**[13:47] Rosalie**
The Demon Realm's still a ways off, I guess.
**[13:51] Rosalie**
The stars are so close.
**[13:53] Rosalie**
Even up this high, I'm still
nowhere near Heaven...
**[13:58] Halkara**
Huh?
**[14:00] Rosalie**
Hey, Sister Halkara.
**[14:02] Halkara**
I woke up for some reason,
so I thought I'd take a bath.
**[14:06] Rosalie**
You're headed in the wrong direction.
**[14:09] Halkara**
I was so sleepy, I made a mistake.
**[14:12] Halkara**
And what are you up to?
**[14:14] Rosalie**
Just checking out the scenery.
**[14:16] Halkara**
There's nothing to see at all, is there?
**[14:19] Rosalie**
It's still totally new to me.
**[14:22] Rosalie**
If I'd stayed a bound spirit, I never
would've been able to see this!
**[14:26] Halkara**
That makes sense.
**[14:28] Rosalie**
And it's all because you made
that building your factory!
**[14:32] Rosalie**
I can't thank you and Sister enough!
**[14:36] Rosalie**
I swear I'll repay this debt someday!
**[14:39] Halkara**
Don't trouble yourself with that.
**[14:42] Halkara**
There are no debts between us.
**[14:44] Halkara**
We're family now, after all.
**[14:48] Halkara**
I'm sure Master would
tell you the same thing.
**[14:54] Halkara**
Well, I'm going to the bath now.
**[15:01] Rosalie**
I feel as warm as if I'd just
been in the bath, too, Sister.
**[15:11] Falfa**
Morning, Mama!
**[15:12] Azusa**
Morning. You two are up early.
**[15:16] Azusa**
Wait, where's Halkara, anyway?
**[15:19] Shalsha**
She wasn't there when we got up.
**[15:21] Rosalie**
Sister Halkara came out in the middle of the
night saying she was gonna take a bath.
**[15:25] Rosalie**
You don't think...
**[15:26] Azusa**
The middle of the night...
**[15:27] Laika**
A bath?
**[15:30] Azusa**
Halkara!
**[15:31] Laika**
What did I tell you?!
**[15:33] SFX**
Slither, slither.
**[15:33] Halkara**
Good morning.
**[15:35] Halkara**
I was so sleepy, I fell under the bed.
**[15:39] Beelzebub**
Everyone awake? We're about
to enter the Demon Realm.
**[15:42] Azusa**
Thank goodness!
**[15:44] Laika**
I didn't know what we'd do!
**[15:46] Beelzebub**
What happened here?
**[15:46] Halkara**
What do you mean?
**[15:51] Beelzebub**
Do you see that?
**[15:52] Beelzebub**
The giant fortress city in the distance
is the royal capital Vanzeld.
**[15:58] Beelzebub**
You lot will first visit the
palace to meet the Demon King.
**[16:02] Azusa**
Huh?
**[16:03] Beelzebub**
After that... let's see...
**[16:05] Beelzebub**
The ceremony is tomorrow, so I
could show you around the capital.
**[16:09] Azusa**
Um, Beelzebub? What did you just say?
**[16:12] Beelzebub**
I said I could show you around the capital.
**[16:14] Azusa**
Before that!
**[16:16] Beelzebub**
Oh, about the Demon King?
**[16:18] All**
What?!
**[16:20] All**
Demon King?!
***SIGN*** Fortress City Vanzeld - Castle Town
**[16:29] Beelzebub**
There are many different races of demons.
**[16:32] Beelzebub**
Some are just like humans.
**[16:34] Beelzebub**
Some are similar to animals.
**[16:36] Beelzebub**
They come in many shapes and sizes.
***SIGN*** Vanzeld Castle
**[16:39] Beelzebub**
We'll walk from here.
**[16:40] Beelzebub**
Don't worry about your things.
Vania will carry them in later.
**[16:44] Azusa**
Um, Beelzebub...
**[16:46] Azusa**
Do we absolutely have
to meet the Demon King?
**[16:50] Beelzebub**
Of course you do.
**[16:51] Beelzebub**
The Demon Medal of Honor is awarded
by the head of the state.
**[16:54] Beelzebub**
Better to have your first audience
beforehand than at the ceremony, right?
**[16:59] Laika**
Listen to me, Halkara!
Please try not to do anything silly!
**[17:02] Halkara**
I know. If I do, I'll probably be killed.
**[17:07] Halkara**
They'll skin me and then
throw me into the fire!
**[17:11] Beelzebub**
No one's going to do that!
**[17:13] Beelzebub**
If you insult our king,
I'll throw you into the fire!
**[17:17] Halkara**
I'm dead either way!
**[17:20] Falfa**
It's like a maze!
**[17:22] Beelzebub**
It's to confuse any enemies that
attack, so they can be eliminated.
**[17:25] Beelzebub**
A relic of the old days.
**[17:27] Azusa**
That's so demon-like.
**[17:29] Halkara**
Um, excuse me...
**[17:31] Halkara**
Can I just fake illness
for the rest of the day?
**[17:34] Halkara**
Actually, my stomach really
is starting to hurt...
**[17:37] Beelzebub**
Only because of all the walking.
**[17:39] Beelzebub**
Look, we're almost there.
**[17:44] Beelzebub**
The Demon King's chamber
is beyond this door.
**[17:47] Rosalie**
It's huge...
**[17:48] Azusa**
Everyone, remember your manners.
**[17:50] Beelzebub**
No need to worry.
**[17:52] Beelzebub**
The Demon King is a friendly sort.
**[17:54] Beelzebub**
You can just act as you always do.
**[17:57] Halkara**
But, Beelzebub,
**[17:59] Halkara**
no matter how careful I am,
I usually mess things up regardless...
**[18:04] Beelzebub**
Our king is big-hearted enough to
forgive even someone like you.
**[18:08] Beelzebub**
Let us pass.
**[18:09] Guard**
Ma'am!
**[18:21] Pecora**
Hi!
**[18:23] Pecora**
Welcome to Vanzeld Castle!
**[18:26] Azusa**
Um... Hi?
**[18:29] Pecora**
You're Azusa, the Witch
of the Highlands, right?
**[18:32] Azusa**
Yes...
**[18:33] Pecora**
It's really you!
**[18:34] Pecora**
Please shake my hand!
**[18:36] Azusa**
Okay...
**[18:38] Halkara**
Master, if we stand around here talking
**[18:41] Halkara**
and keep the Demon King waiting,
it'll make a bad impression.
**[18:45] Pecora**
You must be Halkara, right?
**[18:48] Pecora**
I drink Nutri-Spirit all the time!
**[18:50] Pecora**
Please shake my hand!
**[18:53] Halkara**
Ouch! That hurts!
Your grip is much too strong!
**[18:57] Pecora**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[18:58] Pecora**
Here! Healing magic!
**[19:00] Halkara**
Oh, thank you...
**[19:04] Halkara**
Um, I'm sorry, but could you
go elsewhere for a while?
**[19:09] Halkara**
We need to go and meet the Demon King.
**[19:13] Halkara**
We don't want him to say,
"You're late! Off with the elf's head!"
**[19:18] Pecora**
Aw, the Demon King wouldn't
say anything that mean.
**[19:21] Halkara**
Oh, but you don't know that for sure!
**[19:24] Halkara**
Friendly or not, his values may
be very different from ours.
**[19:28] Halkara**
I must demonstrate proper manners
and hide my true nature to be safe.
**[19:33] Halkara**
I hope I can manage to fool him...
**[19:35] Pecora**
You want to fool the Demon King?
**[19:37] Halkara**
Not out of malice, of course!
**[19:39] Halkara**
But that's an important part of
interpersonal relationships!
**[19:44] Azusa**
Um... Beelzebub?
**[19:46] Azusa**
There's no one on the throne.
Where is the Demon King?
**[19:49] Beelzebub**
Hm? Right in front of you, obviously.
**[19:58] Pecora**
I'm the Demon King, Provat Pecora Allières.
**[20:01] Pecora**
I don't like towering over
people when I meet them,
**[20:05] Pecora**
so I came down here to wait for you!
**[20:06] Azusa**
Right, of course...
**[20:08] Halkara**
I'm so...
**[20:10] Halkara**
so sorry!
**[20:13] Halkara**
All that stuff about fooling you and
hiding my nature was a figure of speech!
**[20:17] Falfa**
Are you okay, Halkara?
**[20:19] Falfa**
You said you wanted to fake sick,
but does your stomach hurt for real?
**[20:23] Shalsha**
Illnesses start within.
**[20:25] Shalsha**
It's possible she was focusing so much
on faking sick that she really got sick.
**[20:30] Azusa**
*Cut her some slack!*
**[20:31] Pecora**
Wow, you were actually thinking about that?
**[20:35] Halkara**
No... I was only worried that
I'd make some silly mistake,
**[20:39] Halkara**
King Plot Pecona Alias...
**[20:41] Beelzebub**
It's King Provat Pecora Allières.
**[20:44] Halkara**
Gulp!
**[20:45] Laika**
Lady Azusa! She keeps piling on
more and more rude blunders!
**[20:50] Azusa**
Yes, I know...
**[20:53] Pecora**
There's no need to bow to me.
**[20:56] Pecora**
You're not one of my retainers.
**[20:59] Pecora**
So long as there's life in me,
**[21:01] Pecora**
I will never bring harm to any of you.
**[21:05] Halkara**
Demon King...
**[21:07] Pecora**
Please raise your head, Halkara.
**[21:10] Halkara**
Right! Understood!
**[21:13] SFX**
Click.
**[21:14] SFX**
Click.
**[21:15] SFX**
Click.
**[21:16] SFX**
Click.
**[21:25] Beelzebub**
My Demon King! Please stay with me!
**[21:28] SFX**
Pecoraaaa...
**[21:30] Rosalie**
Her spirit's flown out of her! This is bad!
**[21:33] Pecora**
Hallll...
**[21:34] Laika**
Halkara! I can't believe you!
**[21:35] Guard**
She's unconscious!
**[21:36] Guard**
Get her to the doctor!
**[21:38] Shalsha**
I don't know much about demon laws,
**[21:41] Shalsha**
but in human law, anyone who harms
royalty is usually executed.
**[21:49] Azusa**
Um... Beelzebub?
**[21:51] Beelzebub**
If I'd known she would do this,
I would've let her fake being sick.
**[21:56] Beelzebub**
Halkara...
**[21:58] Beelzebub**
will be executed.
# E7 - We Beat Up a Demon King
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9NJN/we-beat-up-a-demon-king)
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**[00:01] Beelzebub**
Halkara will most likely be executed.
**[00:04] Beelzebub**
Per the law, she will be impaled
and then burned alive.
**[00:07] Beelzebub**
In the worst case, the elf village
in her homeland may be destroyed.
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
***SIGN*** We Beat Up a Demon King
***SIGN*** We Beat Up a Demon King
**[01:47] Laika**
We might all be executed, not just Halkara.
**[01:51] Shalsha**
What she did would warrant that.
**[01:54] Falfa**
I don't wanna die!
**[01:57] Beelzebub**
*There's just one way to save her.*
**[02:00] (Flashback) Beelzebub**
Only the Demon King has the
authority to overturn a law.
**[02:05] (Flashback) Beelzebub**
If the Demon King awakens before
the execution is carried out...
**[02:11] Azusa**
Everyone, listen!
**[02:16] Falfa**
I got us a hot water pot and a tea set!
**[02:19] Azusa**
Thanks.
**[02:20] Shalsha**
The guards look scary,
but they were very nice.
**[02:24] Azusa**
Sister, you were right!
**[02:26] Azusa**
There's a garden where they grow
a bunch of different plants!
**[02:29] Azusa**
Excellent! Now if I can
just get some herbs—
**[02:32] Laika**
I'll go get them!
**[02:34] Azusa**
But if someone sees you...
**[02:36] Laika**
No need to worry!
**[02:38] Laika**
I can also take this form!
**[02:42] Azusa**
What in all hell...
**[02:44] Azusa**
You're so cute!
**[02:45] Laika**
U-Um, Lady Azusa...
**[02:45] SFX**
Squeeze!
**[02:47] Laika**
This isn't so bad every now
and then, but still...
**[02:50] Laika**
Anyway, I'm going now!
**[02:50] SFX**
Flap, flap, flap...
**[02:53] SFX**
Flap, flap, flap...
**[02:53] Laika**
I'm back!
**[02:54] SFX**
Plink. Plonk.
**[02:55] SFX**
Plop. Plop. Plop.
**[03:02] Azusa**
It's done!
**[03:03] Laika**
Lady Azusa... what is it?
**[03:06] Azusa**
An analeptic.
**[03:07] Azusa**
It's just incredibly bitter
and hard-hitting, though.
**[03:11] Azusa**
But it's so bitter, I'm sure
it'll awaken the Demon King.
**[03:17] Azusa**
Vania?
**[03:19] Vania**
Lady Beelzebub ordered me
to bring this to you...
**[03:25] Vania**
The Demon King rests in this first-aid room.
**[03:28] Azusa**
But the question is how to get there...
**[03:31] Vania**
Lady Beelzebub has a plan for that.
**[03:37] SFX**
Sparkle!
**[03:41] Azusa**
This is like some kind of lame comedy skit!
**[03:42] SFX**
Rumble, rumble...
**[03:44] Azusa**
Take this seriously!
**[03:46] Vania**
I-I am serious!
**[03:46] SFX**
Flail, flail, flail...
**[03:48] Vania**
The current crisis has the
whole castle in a panic!
**[03:50] Vania**
I'm sure no one's paid attention
to the identity of the doctor!
**[03:53] Azusa**
Really, though?
**[03:54] Vania**
I will guide you through
the rest personally!
**[03:58] Azusa**
Well, okay.
**[03:59] Azusa**
I'll do what I can.
**[04:02] Falfa**
Mama...
**[04:03] Shalsha**
Best of luck.
**[04:05] Azusa**
Yep.
**[04:07] SFX**
Zoom!
**[04:10] Azusa**
If we're found out,
won't you get caught, too?
**[04:14] Vania**
Yes...
**[04:15] Vania**
I don't even fully understand how this
turned into such a serious matter...
**[04:21] Vania**
But Lady Beelzebub gave me
orders, so I have no choice...
**[04:25] Azusa**
Sorry.
**[04:28] Demon A**
Who are you?
**[04:29] Vania**
I am Vania, a servant of Lady Beelzebub.
**[04:32] Vania**
I've brought the doctor.
**[04:34] Demon B**
Wait.
**[04:35] Demon B**
I have not received any reports
of Beelzebub summoning anyone.
**[04:39] Demon B**
I already know the doctor's name.
**[04:42] Demon B**
What is your name?
**[04:44] Vania**
H-H-H-Her name is... A-Azu...
**[04:48] Vania**
Pero... Poro...
**[04:50] Azusa**
*We're dead!*
**[04:51] Azusa**
*Beelzebub!*
**[04:53] Azusa**
*You're ignoring us?!*
**[04:54] Demon A**
Something doesn't smell right.
**[04:56] Demon A**
And what's with those horns?
Did you just stick them on?
**[05:00] Demon A**
Let me check for myself.
**[05:02] Azusa**
You leave me no choice.
**[05:05] Azusa**
I am Azusa, the Witch of the Highlands!
**[05:08] Azusa**
I will awaken the Demon King right away!
**[05:10] Azusa**
Let me through!
**[05:11] Demon A**
She's...
**[05:12] Demon B**
A friend of the criminal!
**[05:13] Demon C**
Get her!
**[05:19] Azusa**
Yeah, I saw that coming.
**[05:21] Azusa**
But for the sake of Halkara
and the rest of my family,
**[05:24] Azusa**
I can't just sit here and let you take me!
**[05:31] Demon A**
Impossible!
**[05:32] Demon B**
I-In a mere instant...
**[05:33] Demon C**
Just what is this human?!
**[05:35] Azusa**
Let me get to the Demon King!
**[05:38] Demon A**
Defend to the last!
**[05:39] Demon B**
You have permission to use magic!
**[05:40] Demon C**
Fire!
**[05:46] Azusa**
Really?
**[05:48] Azusa**
That's all you've got?
**[05:55] Beelzebub**
I never imagined it would turn out this way.
**[06:00] Azusa**
I guess I went a little too far, huh?
**[06:02] Beelzebub**
When you mean business, you could
flatten an entire country.
**[06:25] Azusa**
Y-You were awake?!
**[06:28] Pecora**
I sensed that a ruffian was approaching,
**[06:31] Pecora**
so I woke up instinctively.
**[06:32] SFX**
Bwiiing...
**[06:33] Azusa**
You're a Demon King, all right!
**[06:35] Pecora**
What were you trying to get me to drink?
**[06:37] Azusa**
I-It's just an analeptic!
**[06:40] Azusa**
I was only trying to wake you up!
**[06:43] Pecora**
It looks a lot like poison to me.
**[06:45] Azusa**
It only *looks* like poison!
**[06:47] Azusa**
If you drink it, you'll be like,
"Augh, gross! But I want another!"
**[06:51] Pecora**
Very well, Witch of the Highlands.
**[06:53] Pecora**
If you wish to prove your innocence...
**[06:56] Pecora**
then face me, Provat Pecora Allières,
**[07:01] Pecora**
in a duel!
**[07:03] Azusa**
Huh? Wh-What do you mean?
**[07:06] Pecora**
If what you've said is true,
**[07:09] Pecora**
then even if you win,
you won't try to kill me.
**[07:14] Azusa**
Oh, of course...
**[07:15] Azusa**
I mean, I get the idea, but...
**[07:17] Azusa**
That would only work if I won, right?
**[07:21] Pecora**
If you lose, then it's over.
**[07:24] Pecora**
Only the fact that the Demon King
defeated an assassin will remain.
**[07:28] Azusa**
I guess that means I have no choice, huh?
**[07:35] Pecora**
Now, Witch of the Highlands...
**[07:37] Pecora**
I will judge...
**[07:39] Pecora**
just how powerful you are!
**[07:41] Azusa**
*Losing is not an option.*
**[07:43] Azusa**
*All of our lives depend on this!*
**[07:52] Pecora**
Huh? I can't believe she evaded that...
**[08:00] Azusa**
Well, I *am* level 99.
**[08:14] Pecora**
Why don't you try attacking me a little?
**[08:17] Pecora**
You'd better not drag your feet too long.
**[08:19] Pecora**
Remember, that elf's life is on the line!
**[08:24] Azusa**
*That wasn't a very wise taunt, Demon King.*
**[08:35] Azusa**
When it comes to protecting my family...
**[08:39] Azusa**
I'll show no hesitation!
**[08:51] Azusa**
I'd say we're done here, wouldn't you?
**[08:53] Pecora**
I only lost my balance, that's all.
**[08:55] Azusa**
But I've already destroyed it.
**[09:03] Azusa**
You can always train your body more,
**[09:05] Azusa**
but you can only strengthen
a weapon so much.
**[09:11] Azusa**
Checkmate.
**[09:13] Azusa**
Am I wrong, Demon King?
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
**[09:22] Azusa**
I do believe I've won, no?
**[09:26] Azusa**
Are you going to do as I say?
**[09:30] Pecora**
Yes.
**[09:31] Azusa**
I want you to spare Halkara.
**[09:34] Azusa**
She doesn't mean any harm.
She's just a klutz.
**[09:39] Azusa**
Uh... Demon King?
**[09:41] Azusa**
Demon King?
**[09:43] Pecora**
All right, Dear Sister.
**[09:48] Azusa**
What? Dear Sister?
**[09:50] Pecora**
I will obey your every order, Dear Sister.
**[09:52] Azusa**
What kind of joke is this?
**[09:54] Pecora**
For some time, I've wanted to live my life
in reverence for one stronger than me.
**[09:59] Pecora**
I thought you would be the
perfect choice for that,
**[10:02] Pecora**
so I took the liberty of testing you!
**[10:04] Azusa**
What?!
**[10:05] Pecora**
I'd like to respect and adore you for
the rest of my life, Dear Sister!
**[10:09] Azusa**
Um... I'm honored, really,
**[10:12] Azusa**
but before any of that,
**[10:13] Azusa**
could you please guarantee
the safety of Halkara and the others?
**[10:17] Pecora**
Please don't speak so politely to me.
**[10:20] Pecora**
Say it like you're giving me an order!
**[10:22] Pecora**
Oh, and with your hand on my face!
**[10:26] Azusa**
Provat—
**[10:26] Pecora**
Please, call me Pecora.
**[10:31] SFX**
Touch.
**[10:32] Azusa**
Pecora.
**[10:33] Pecora**
D-Dear Sister, what are you doing?
**[10:41] Azusa**
Pecora, you are to set Halkara free.
**[10:46] Azusa**
Simple enough, yes?
**[10:52] Pecora**
It has been proven that Halkara did
not knock me out intentionally!
**[10:56] Pecora**
She is to be set free!
**[10:58] Pecora**
And treat all of Azusa's
family with utmost care!
**[11:01] Demons**
Understood!
**[11:02] Beelzebub**
Well, I guess it all worked out...
**[11:05] SFX**
Slither, slither, slither...
**[11:05] Vania**
And our lives are saved, too.
**[11:12] Beelzebub**
Sorry, but would you mind humoring her?
**[11:20] Pecora**
Gulp, gulp.
**[11:23] Pecora**
I never dreamed I'd get to enjoy
tea like this with my dear sister!
**[11:28] Pecora**
I'm so happy to have an older sister now!
**[11:31] Pecora**
I had grown tired of making people serve me.
**[11:34] Pecora**
Everyone automatically denigrates
themselves before me.
**[11:39] Azusa**
Well, you *are* the Demon King.
**[11:41] Pecora**
When you slammed me against the
wall, my heart skipped a beat!
**[11:45] Pecora**
A woman with such a dignified
expression as she gives me orders...
**[11:48] Pecora**
My heart was simply pounding!
**[11:51] SFX**
Drool...
**[11:52] SFX**
Hmph.
**[11:52] Pecora**
Beelzebub was a candidate
to be my older sister, too,
**[11:55] Pecora**
but she wouldn't scold me or anything!
**[11:58] Azusa**
She seems like she'd be
a better fit than me...
**[12:00] Beelzebub**
Checkmate.
**[12:02] Pecora**
If there's ever anything the demons
can help you with, just ask!
**[12:06] Pecora**
I'll do everything in my
power for my dear sister!
**[12:09] Azusa**
Thanks...
**[12:11] Pecora**
Um, Dear Sister...
**[12:14] Pecora**
There's one favor I'd like to ask of you.
**[12:16] Azusa**
Uh... What is it?
**[12:19] Pecora**
Would you please give
me a kiss on the cheek?
**[12:23] Azusa**
Huh?
**[12:24] Pecora**
There's a scene in my favorite book
**[12:26] Pecora**
where the older sister
kisses her younger sister.
**[12:29] Pecora**
I just love that so much,
**[12:31] Pecora**
and I really want to experience it myself...
**[12:34] Azusa**
Huh...
**[12:35] Pecora**
And look, there's no one else around now.
**[12:38] Azusa**
W-Wait a sec! A kiss?!
**[12:40] Pecora**
People kiss members of their
own families, don't they?
**[12:43] Pecora**
It's just an extension of that!
**[12:45] Azusa**
I'm not kissing you!
I'll give you a hug, at most!
**[12:48] Pecora**
You should!
**[12:49] Pecora**
Especially for your little sister!
**[12:50] Azusa**
O-Okay, fine!
**[12:52] Azusa**
But only on your cheek, all right?
**[12:55] Pecora**
Thank you so much, Dear Sister!
**[13:02] Halkara**
I was genuinely scared, you know.
**[13:08] Falfa**
That was a close one, huh?
**[13:09] Shalsha**
Dangerously close.
**[13:11] Azusa**
Keep your eyes closed, Pecora.
**[13:15] Laika**
Please try to be a bit more careful.
**[13:22] Laika**
I was so worried abo—
**[13:25] Halkara**
Master and the Demon King
are a c-c-c-c-coupl—
**[13:31] Halkara**
Master... you're the type who
falls in love with women?
**[13:35] Halkara**
W-Well, um...
**[13:36] Halkara**
You have my support!
**[13:38] Azusa**
No!
**[13:39] Azusa**
It's not like that! You've got it all wrong!
**[13:41] Pecora**
You've intruded upon my precious
time with my dear sister.
**[13:45] Pecora**
Have you no tact whatsoever?!
**[13:48] Pecora**
You won't get away with this!
**[13:50] Pecora**
Execution!
**[13:51] Halkara**
What?!
**[13:52] Azusa**
Let her off the hook! I'll kiss you, okay?!
**[13:55] Pecora**
No need anymore. The mood's already ruined.
**[13:57] Pecora**
A kiss between sisters is a sacred
ritual to deepen their bond.
**[14:01] Pecora**
It's not a matter of merely
touching with the lips.
**[14:04] Azusa**
Sounds complicated...
**[14:06] Falfa**
Mama, I don't think you've ever kissed me.
**[14:10] Azusa**
Falfa...
**[14:12] Azusa**
Come here.
**[14:16] Azusa**
Smooch.
**[14:21] Falfa**
Yay! Mama gave me a kiss!
**[14:24] Falfa**
Yay! Yay! yay!
**[14:24] Shalsha**
I want one, too.
**[14:28] Azusa**
Smooch.
**[14:30] Azusa**
You didn't like it?
**[14:32] Shalsha**
I... did.
**[14:34] Falfa**
Mama!
**[14:35] Falfa**
I'll give you one, too!
**[14:37] Shalsha**
Me, too.
**[14:39] Both**
Mama... Smooch!
**[14:42] Three**
Je t'aime...
**[14:44] Azusa**
The rest of you get hugs!
**[14:46] SFX**
Pout...
**[14:46] SFX**
Squeeze.
**[14:47] SFX**
Pat, pat.
**[14:48] SFX**
Whoosh!
**[14:50] Pecora**
Then, I want one, too!
**[14:52] Azusa**
Okay, okay.
**[14:55] Laika**
I think I might not be
very fond of this one.
**[14:57] Halkara**
If I had to say, I don't
think she's my type, either.
**[15:00] Halkara**
Spoiled girls like her need a
taste of how harsh the world is.
**[15:01] Pecora**
Oh, I almost forgot. Laika, right?
**[15:05] Pecora**
There'll be a part of the ceremony
tomorrow that might surprise you.
**[15:11] Azusa**
Wow, there are so many people here!
**[15:14] Beelzebub**
Even I was prepared to lose
my head after all this.
**[15:19] Vania**
So was I.
**[15:20] Azusa**
Sorry about that.
**[15:21] Halkara**
I'll be more careful from now on.
**[15:24] Pecora**
Everyone, thank you for taking time from
your busy schedules to attend today's ceremony.
**[15:30] Pecora**
I'd like to get straight to the awarding
of the Demon Medals of Honor in order.
**[15:39] Pecora**
Next, the peace category.
**[15:41] Pecora**
Azusa, the Witch of the Highlands,
**[15:43] Pecora**
who halted the long-standing conflict
between the Red Dragons and the Blue Dragons...
**[15:47] Pecora**
and Laika the Red Dragon,
if you would both step up.
**[15:51] Laika**
What? Me, too?
**[15:59] Azusa**
So this was the surprise
you hinted at yesterday?
**[16:04] Pecora**
I'd like to call one more to the stage:
Flatorte, representing the Blue Dragons.
**[16:10] Both**
Huh?!
**[16:11] Pecora**
Flatorte has brought the Blue Dragons
together to assure no further conflicts arise,
**[16:16] Pecora**
which I believe is worthy of recognition.
**[16:18] Flatorte**
I-It's been a while, Laika.
**[16:21] Laika**
Yes, it has.
**[16:23] Azusa**
You really seem to like surprising peopl—
**[16:26] Pecora**
And now for the awards!
**[16:28] Pecora**
There!
**[16:29] SFX**
Toss!
**[16:30] SFX**
Catch! Catch! Catch!
**[16:31] Azusa**
*Haphazard much?!*
**[16:33] Pecora**
This should go even further to ensure
peace between the Dragon tribes.
**[16:38] Pecora**
Surely there's no one who would
start a fight now, is there?
**[16:42] Flatorte**
I-I understand clearly.
**[16:44] Flatorte**
The Blue Dragons won't do anything.
**[16:47] Azusa**
After being forced to say that
on a stage this prestigious,
**[16:49] Azusa**
there's no way she'll break that treaty.
**[16:51] Azusa**
Pecora, you actually thought this through.
**[16:55] Pecora**
The demons themselves are
a highly multiracial clan.
**[16:58] Pecora**
The Demon King has to be a symbol
of the harmony among them all.
**[17:02] Flatorte**
Well, I'll just take my leave now.
**[17:05] Flatorte**
I still have many things I need to do...
**[17:08] Pecora**
Oh, I came up with a bit of an idea.
**[17:10] Pecora**
I'd like you to demonstrate proof to my dear
sister that the Blue Dragons won't rebel.
**[17:16] Pecora**
I know! You should stroke Flatorte's horns!
**[17:21] Flatorte**
N-Not my horns! Anything but my horns!
**[17:24] Azusa**
Do you hate having your
horns touched that much?
**[17:24] Pecora**
I was a bit concerned my own
cleansing wouldn't be enough...
**[17:27] Laika**
It's a custom unique to the Blue Dragons.
**[17:30] Laika**
Letting someone touch your horns
means you submit to them completely.
**[17:34] Pecora**
Would you rather have
Laika touch them, then?
**[17:36] Pecora**
That would give the Red Dragons
total control over you.
**[17:42] Azusa**
Well, it's all for the sake of peace.
**[17:44] Azusa**
I guess I'll do it.
**[17:46] Flatorte**
Have it your way!
**[17:47] Flatorte**
Blast it all! I don't even care anymore!
**[17:52] Azusa**
If you'll excuse me, then...
**[18:00] Flatorte**
Honored ancestors...
**[18:02] Flatorte**
I have been forced to submit to this witch.
**[18:06] Flatorte**
Please forgive me for bringing
such shame upon myself.
**[18:09] Azusa**
That's being a bit dramatic...
**[18:11] Pecora**
This concludes the awarding ceremony!
**[18:20] Fatla**
I, Fatla, will be your attendant
for the return trip.
**[18:25] Fatla**
I am the one you rode to the Demon Realm.
**[18:28] Azusa**
Oh! Thanks for that!
**[18:31] Fatla**
My younger sister, Vania,
will be your transport now.
**[18:34] Fatla**
Unfortunately...
**[18:35] Azusa**
Incidentally... how long
are you going to be here?
**[18:39] Flatorte**
Now that I have sworn submission
to the Witch of the Highlands,
**[18:41] Flatorte**
I cannot leave my mistress's
side for even a moment.
**[18:45] Azusa**
Wait, you're coming home with us?!
**[18:47] Flatorte**
Correct.
**[18:48] Laika**
Lady Azusa!
**[18:49] Laika**
Our house in the highlands
doesn't need two dragons!
**[18:52] Laika**
Please order Flatorte to
return to her homeland!
**[18:55] Flatorte**
Our customs demand that I
kill myself if I leave her.
**[18:58] Flatorte**
I must protect my mistress,
wherever she goes.
**[19:01] Azusa**
Their customs are hardcore!
**[19:03] Azusa**
Pecora, you knew all this
when you made me touch her!
**[19:06] Azusa**
That damn demon!
**[19:07] Fatla**
Everyone, I've brought some honey wa...ter?!
**[19:14] Fatla**
I-I'm so sorry!
**[19:16] Azusa**
Wh-What was that shaking?!
**[19:18] Fatla**
It was Vania. She must have recalled
something that made her laugh again.
**[19:21] Vania**
*This is Vania, your driver.*
**[19:24] Vania**
*I'm very sorry about that.*
**[19:26] Vania**
*I just remembered a joke*
**[19:27] Vania**
from a comedy I saw two years ago...
**[19:30] Fatla**
Moron!
**[19:31] Azusa**
Flatorte...
**[19:32] Flatorte**
So long as I live, I will
protect you, Mistress.
**[19:37] Azusa**
Fatla, is it okay if I use the bath?
**[19:42] Azusa**
Hey... Don't you think that custom about
total submission is kinda unreasonable?
**[19:47] Flatorte**
We Blue Dragons swore lifelong submission
to a dragon knight who overpowered us.
**[19:54] Flatorte**
To the strong go all spoils,
and the master's orders are absolute.
**[19:57] Flatorte**
These are my tribe's values.
**[20:00] Azusa**
Then if I ordered you to die, would you?
**[20:04] Flatorte**
If you so ordered it, I would.
**[20:05] Flatorte**
That is the pride of the Blue Dragons.
**[20:10] Azusa**
Okay.
**[20:11] Azusa**
Flatorte, I have one order for you.
**[20:15] Azusa**
Once we reach the house in the highlands,
**[20:17] Azusa**
you are to think for yourself and act of
your own will, without awaiting my orders.
**[20:21] Azusa**
Throw away all thoughts of
submission and live freely.
**[20:24] Flatorte**
But then... I wouldn't know how to live...
**[20:30] Azusa**
My orders are absolute, aren't they?
**[20:33] Azusa**
So obey my order.
**[20:35] Azusa**
I'll give you all the advice you need.
**[20:37] Azusa**
If you're wrong, I'll let you know.
**[20:39] Azusa**
But you have to live independently.
**[20:42] Azusa**
You're free!
**[20:44] Flatorte**
Mistress...
**[20:46] Flatorte**
That order is contradictory.
**[20:48] Azusa**
That doesn't matter. I'm your mistress.
**[20:52] Flatorte**
Mistress...
**[20:55] Flatorte**
Before we return to the others,
can I ask you to do one thing?
**[21:03] Azusa**
Uh... So you just want me to
pet your head and horns now?
**[21:07] Flatorte**
Yes.
**[21:09] Azusa**
Well, okay.
**[21:12] Flatorte**
Ah... I belong to you, my mistress...
**[21:17] Azusa**
* She spent all those years trying her*
* hardest to be the Blue Dragons' leader.*
**[21:18] Flatorte**
Mistress...
**[21:21] Flatorte**
Mistress...
**[21:21] Azusa**
* She couldn't show any*
* weakness or rely on anyone.*
**[21:24] Flatorte**
Mama...
**[21:26] Azusa**
*Mama?*
**[21:27] Laika**
You're bothering Lady Azusa.
**[21:30] Laika**
It's time for you to move.
**[21:32] Flatorte**
Laika!
**[21:33] Flatorte**
Why did you have to butt in?!
**[21:35] Laika**
You were doing something weird,
so I stopped you! That's all!
**[21:38] Flatorte**
You Red Dragons are always
doing such silly things!
**[21:40] Flatorte**
What do you mean, "weird"?!
**[21:42] Laika**
Lying in her lap while she
petted you made me env—
**[21:45] Laika**
I mean, made you seem like a dog!
**[21:47] Flatorte**
I am not a dog!
**[21:47] SFX**
Woof!
**[21:48] Flatorte**
I am a free, obedient Dragon who
gives her all for her mistress!
**[21:54] Azusa**
* Thus our excursion to the*
* land of the demons ended,*
**[21:57] Azusa**
*and we finally began our trip home...*
**[22:01] Azusa**
* But our family gained*
* yet another new member.*
**[22:05] Azusa**
*Seems like things are about to get hectic...*
# E8 - A Fake Witch of the Highlands Appeared
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ8ZNW/a-fake-witch-of-the-highlands-appeared)
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**[00:11] Azusa**
What a refreshing morning.
The weather's so nice.
**[00:15] Azusa**
Today should be another peaceful day...
**[00:17] Flatorte**
It appears you and I must settle our score!
**[00:20] Laika**
Fine by me!
**[00:23] Flatorte**
I challenge you to a duel!
**[00:25] Laika**
Very well!
**[00:26] Laika**
I haven't trained my body to be so weak
as to lose to the likes of a Blue Dragon!
**[00:30] Flatorte**
What did you say?!
**[00:31] Laika**
What was that?!
**[00:32] Azusa**
Stop!
**[00:34] Azusa**
What's all the fuss so early in the morning?
**[00:37] Both**
Lady Azusa! Whose cookies taste better?
**[00:40] Azusa**
Huh?
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
***SIGN*** A Fake Witch of the Highlands Appeared
***SIGN*** A Fake Witch of the Highlands Appeared
**[02:17] Rosalie**
Basically, since Sister Flatorte came along,
**[02:21] Rosalie**
the two of them have been arguing nonstop,
**[02:24] Rosalie**
but since they swore before the
Demon King to stop fighting,
**[02:26] Rosalie**
they can't fight with their fists,
**[02:29] Rosalie**
so they had a cookie-baking contest
**[02:31] Rosalie**
as a way to resolve their
disagreement peacefully.
**[02:34] SFX**
Pop!
**[02:35] Both**
Whose is it?!
**[02:36] Azusa**
My judgment is...
**[02:38] SFX**
Pop!
**[02:40] SFX**
Pop! Pop!
**[02:42] Azusa**
They're both delicious, so you both win!
**[02:44] Laika**
Lady Azusa, that's not good enough!
**[02:47] Flatorte**
We need you to judge us without mercy!
**[02:50] Azusa**
Yeah, but...
**[02:50] Halkara**
Those two are awfully heated
today, aren't they?
**[02:53] Falfa**
We know why!
**[02:55] Falfa**
Because they haven't eaten any meat!
**[02:57] Shalsha**
Dragons are carnivores.
**[02:59] Shalsha**
They were complaining that they
haven't had fresh meat in a while.
**[03:03] Halkara**
Meat, huh?
**[03:09] Natalie**
Good morning.
**[03:11] Azusa**
It's unusual for you to drop by, Natalie.
**[03:14] Azusa**
What's up?
**[03:16] Natalie**
Well, it seems there's been an outbreak
of longhammer boars in Nilka Forest.
**[03:22] Azusa**
Longhammer boars?
**[03:24] Natalie**
This is the request.
**[03:26] Natalie**
They're very vicious beasts, so local
adventurers can't handle them,
**[03:30] Natalie**
and they hoped the Witch of the
Highlands would take care of it.
**[03:33] Azusa**
Hmm... Getting rid of monsters, huh?
**[03:37] Azusa**
I have plenty of magic
stones already, though.
**[03:39] Natalie**
Longhammer boars are wild
animals, not monsters.
**[03:43] Natalie**
They won't give you magic stones.
**[03:46] Natalie**
If you kill one, you'll only
get a lump of boar meat.
**[03:48] Both**
Meat?!
**[03:49] Laika**
Lady Azusa! Let's leave at once!
**[03:52] Flatorte**
We have to do this!
**[03:53] Azusa**
What's gotten into you two?
**[03:56] Halkara**
Master, it seems the two of
them are starved for meat.
**[04:00] Azusa**
Ah, so that's it.
**[04:03] Azusa**
Well, I don't want them starting
up weird contests again, so...
**[04:06] Azusa**
Okay, let's go beat up some boars.
**[04:09] Laika**
I will make preparations right away!
**[04:11] Flatorte**
There's no time to waste!
**[04:14] SFX**
Zoom!
***SIGN*** Nilka Forest
**[04:17] Flatorta**
Meat! Meat! Time for some meat!
**[04:21] Flatorte**
Meat juices overflowing! Meat juices flying!
**[04:25] Flatorte**
So much, you can drink it!
**[04:27] Laika**
The path is awfully steep.
**[04:29] Azusa**
Yeah, maybe being such a tough trip for
humans makes it safer for the boars.
**[04:35] Azusa**
We were right to leave Halkara
at home with Falfa and Shalsha.
**[04:39] Azusa**
She'd fall for sure.
**[04:41] Rosalie**
Sister!
**[04:43] Rosalie**
If you keep going straight,
**[04:45] Rosalie**
the path slopes down into a
river through the valley.
**[04:47] Rosalie**
I saw about fifteen boars there.
**[04:51] Azusa**
Thanks, Rosalie.
**[04:52] SFX**
Slide...
**[04:53] Flatorte**
Fifteen?!
**[04:55] Flatorte**
It's a mountain of food! Let's go eat!
**[04:59] Raika**
Wait! If you actually go straight...
**[05:03] Flatorte**
I got stuck in tree branches.
**[05:06] Laika**
I tried to tell you.
**[05:08] Azusa**
Of course your clothes would catch on
branches if you go the same way Rosalie did.
**[05:14] Flatorte**
I don't wear clothes when in dragon form,
**[05:17] Flatorte**
so I never got used to them.
**[05:20] Flatorte**
So...
**[05:21] Flatorte**
If they're in the way, they can get lost!
**[05:24] Azusa**
Whoa!
**[05:25] Azusa**
What are you doing?!
**[05:26] Laika**
Have you lost your mind?!
**[05:28] Flatorte**
This is what freedom is! Freedom!
**[05:31] Flatorte**
Flatorte is free!
**[05:37] Azusa**
Then again...
**[05:38] Azusa**
No one's around, so I guess it's okay.
**[05:41] Flatorte**
Sniffle, sniffle...
**[05:44] Flatorte**
There were people at the
river, and they saw me.
**[05:46] Azusa**
They didn't do anything bad, did they?
**[05:49] Flatorte**
They seemed to be female, so it was fine.
**[05:52] Laika**
Honestly... Here.
**[05:54] Flatorte**
Thanks. I owe you.
**[05:57] Laika**
All you owe me is to put on your clothes.
**[06:00] Flatorte**
There! All good now!
**[06:03] Flatorte**
I'm going back!
**[06:05] Both**
Why?!
**[06:06] Rosalie**
Yikes.
**[06:07] Azusa**
Laika, we're going after her!
**[06:10] Azusa**
They're gonna think we're
a group of streakers!
**[06:13] Laika**
Yes! She'll bring shame to all Dragons!
**[06:15] Flatorte**
Stop!
**[06:20] Rosalie**
Sister Flatorte!
**[06:22] Rosalie**
Are you okay?
**[06:23] Azusa**
What happened?
**[06:25] Flatorte**
Give that back!
**[06:31] SFX**
Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle...
**[06:36] SFX**
Splish.
**[06:37] Flatorte**
It's floating away!
**[06:39] Laika**
What in the world is she doing?
**[06:41] Azusa**
No idea.
**[06:45] Flatorte**
I can't make the trip back
if I don't have those!
**[06:50] SFX**
Splish.
**[06:52] Flatorte**
My clothes are floating away, too!
**[06:55] Azusa**
Think about the direction
you kick things in.
**[06:58] Rosalie**
Well, it's not like she's lost everything.
**[07:01] Flatorte**
Forget it!
**[07:03] Flatorte**
All right, boars.
**[07:04] Flatorte**
If you're naked, the great
Flatorte will fight naked, too!
**[07:10] Flatorte**
That's what you call taking
a fight seriously!
**[07:15] Azusa**
Wha—
**[07:18] Azusa**
Well, that's it! We have to help her!
**[07:20] Laika**
Understood!
**[07:22] Rosalie**
Got it!
**[07:37] Azusa**
I think it's ready now.
**[07:45] Azusa**
Nice! This is great!
**[07:47] Azusa**
Salt is really all it needs!
**[07:50] Rosalie**
Hear that, you two?
**[07:52] Flatorte**
Now, this is what I call a meal!
**[07:54] Laika**
I feel energy welling up throughout my body!
**[07:57] Rosalie**
You have some impressive appetites...
**[07:59] Beelzebub**
What are you lot up to?
**[08:01] Azusa**
Beelzebub!
**[08:02] Flatorte**
Hey! My clothes!
**[08:06] Vania**
They came floating downstream while
we were investigating the area.
**[08:09] Vania**
We thought they must belong to the naked
person we saw earlier, so we picked them up.
**[08:14] Vania**
I see that person was you, Flatorte.
**[08:16] Flatorte**
You saved me! Thank you!
**[08:19] Laika**
Beelzebub, what were you investigating?
**[08:22] Beelzebub**
Well, we heard the rumor
about the longhammer boars,
**[08:26] Beelzebub**
so we came to gather some
food for the Demon Realm...
**[08:29] Beelzebub**
But it appears you saved us the time.
**[08:31] Beelzebub**
Since we're here, perhaps
we'll help ourselves, too.
**[08:35] Vania**
In that case...
**[08:37] SFX**
Glint.
**[08:37] SFX**
Slice!
**[08:38] Vania**
I will prepare the finest wild
game dishes you've ever had!
**[08:42] Vania**
I'll make sure there's plenty for everyone!
**[08:44] Laika**
Lady Azusa!
**[08:46] Azusa**
Yeah!
**[08:47] Azusa**
Let's get the whole gang here!
**[09:06] Azusa**
*A lot of crazy stuff happened,*
**[09:08] Azusa**
*but in the end, it was a good day.*
**[09:22] Azusa**
So, you got to eat plenty of meat.
**[09:25] Azusa**
Do you feel better?
**[09:26] Laika**
Yes. I'm sorry you had to see
us in that shameful state.
**[09:29] Flatorte**
The thought of a reward
made us a bit overzealous.
**[09:33] Azusa**
A reward?
**[09:35] Laika**
The truth is... the two of us had
decided on a reward for that contest.
**[09:41] Laika**
The winner would get to sleep
beside you for one night.
**[09:45] Azusa**
*This is news to me!*
**[09:50] Azusa**
Sleeping like this makes it feel
like we're all sisters, huh?
**[09:54] Azusa**
Based on our heights, I'm the oldest sister,
**[09:57] Azusa**
Flatorte's in the middle,
and Laika's the youngest.
**[10:00] Azusa**
You two had better get along. Understood?
**[10:03] Flatorte**
Understood, Mistress.
**[10:05] Laika**
I will do as you say, Lady Azusa.
**[10:08] Azusa**
Okay, let's sleep together tonight.
**[10:10] Both**
Yes!
**[10:21] Laika**
I'm the one who brought this back!
**[10:23] Flatorte**
Don't be so stubborn.
**[10:25] Flatorte**
I'm so hungry, I can't sleep!
**[10:27] Laika**
That goes for me, too!
**[10:32] Azusa**
You two...
**[10:35] Laika**
Uh...
**[10:36] Flatorte**
Indeed...
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
***SIGN*** Halkara Pharmaceuticals Nascúte Factory
**[10:52] Azusa**
Time for a little break.
**[10:55] Old Lady 1**
You've been working hard, Azusa.
**[10:57] Old Lady 2**
You have a knack for this.
**[10:59] Azusa**
Thank you for saying so.
**[11:03] Azusa**
I thought I'd work here to kill
some time since Halkara asked,
**[11:06] Azusa**
but doing this sort of work like
a normal girl isn't so bad.
**[11:10] Old Lady 1**
Did you hear? They say the Witch
of the Highlands showed up again.
**[11:15] Old Lady 2**
Oh, yeah.
**[11:17] Old Lady 2**
I heard she's traveling around the
world helping people in trouble.
**[11:21] Old Lady 2**
The Witch of the Highlands
is such a virtuous person.
**[11:25] Azusa**
*Say what?*
**[11:27] Azusa**
So on that note...
**[11:29] Azusa**
There's a fake me out there!
**[11:31] SFX**
Pung!
**[11:31] Laika**
That's unforgivable!
**[11:32] SFX**
Pang!
**[11:33] Rosalie**
Let's pulverize 'em!
**[11:34] SFX**
Pong!
**[11:34] Flatorte**
We'll tear them limb from limb!
**[11:35] SFX**
Peng!
**[11:36] Halkara**
Let's get them to work at the factory!
**[11:37] SFX**
Ping!
**[11:37] Shalsha**
Let's sue.
**[11:38] Shalsha**
If precedent is followed,
they'll get, at least, five years.
**[11:41] SFX**
Po-pong!
**[11:42] Falfa**
There's only one of our Mama!
**[11:44] Azusa**
Right... some of you said
some scary things, but...
**[11:47] Azusa**
I just want them to realize
what they're doing is wrong.
**[11:49] Azusa**
We'll start gathering
information right away.
**[11:52] Azusa**
We're going to split up
**[11:54] Azusa**
so we can all search in every direction!
***SIGN*** A Town in the West
**[11:57] SFX**
Zoom...
**[11:59] Azusa**
This is a pretty big town.
**[12:01] Azusa**
It should be easy to get information here.
**[12:07] Azusa**
Huh... Is there some kind of event going on?
**[12:10] Laika**
Lady Azusa, if we're gathering information,
**[12:13] Laika**
perhaps a bar is the best place to start?
**[12:20] Laika**
Lady Azusa!
**[12:21] Azusa**
Don't worry.
**[12:22] Owner**
Hi there.
**[12:24] Owner**
Welcome to our public bar,
A Pig Would Be Far More Useful Than You.
**[12:30] Azusa**
*There's no way this is a "public" bar!*
**[12:32] Laika**
*That name is far too eccentric!*
**[12:34] Customer 1**
Yo, miss, I need a refill.
**[12:37] Owner**
Shut up.
**[12:38] Owner**
If you're hungry, get your own food, pig.
**[12:41] SFX**
Oink...
**[12:43] Both**
Huh?
**[12:44] Owner**
This bar was once in danger of going
under because of its poor service,
**[12:49] Owner**
but it's turned around.
**[12:50] Owner**
We turned our crude treatment
of customers into a theme,
**[12:53] Owner**
and business boomed instantly.
**[12:55] Owner**
A change in perspective led us to victory.
**[12:57] Azusa**
That's too drastic a change!
**[12:59] Owner**
So, are you two pigs?
**[13:02] Azusa**
That's a question I never
thought I'd be asked.
**[13:06] Owner**
Looking for part-time work, then?
**[13:09] Laika**
I'd rather die than work
at a place like this!
**[13:12] Azusa**
There's actually something
we'd like to ask you.
**[13:14] Azusa**
We want to know about the
Witch of the Highlands.
**[13:17] Owner**
I see. Information, is it?
**[13:19] Owner**
I did hear a little tidbit about the
Witch of the Highlands recently.
**[13:24] Azusa**
What? Really?
**[13:25] Owner**
If you want me to tell you,
**[13:27] Owner**
why don't you try throwing some
insults at those boys over there?
**[13:31] Owner**
I'd appreciate it even more if you'd look
at them with dismay and displeasure,
**[13:36] Owner**
as if you were looking at something filthy.
**[13:37] Azusa**
What the hell kind of bar did we walk into?
**[13:40] Laika**
Let's leave, Lady Azusa.
**[13:43] Azusa**
If it'll get us information, though...
**[13:45] Customer 2**
Hey, miss, I want to order something else.
**[13:49] Azusa**
Could you keep your
booze-reeking mouth shut?
**[13:52] Azusa**
It's rotting my ears.
**[13:53] SFX**
Oink, oink!
**[13:55] Laika**
Lady Azusa?
**[13:57] Customer 3**
Hey, miss, what about me?
**[13:59] Azusa**
One more word, and I'll kick you.
**[14:01] SFX**
Oink!
**[14:02] Customer 4**
Maybe I'll order the expensive booze!
**[14:05] Azusa**
I think whatever's in the horse's water
bucket should be plenty for you.
**[14:08] SFX**
Oink!
**[14:09] Customer 5**
Hey, miss! Smile for me!
**[14:11] Azusa**
Excuse me? Who said you
could give me orders?
**[14:15] SFX**
Oink!
**[14:15] Customer 3**
Verbal abuse is the best!
**[14:18] Customer 4**
It was worth walking
three hours to get here!
**[14:20] Customer 5**
I'm getting chills...
**[14:22] Laika**
Lady Azusa, would you mind
if I ended these people?
**[14:26] Customer 2**
Oh, those icy eyes make me tingle!
**[14:30] SFX**
Oink, oink!
**[14:30] Customer 3**
Put me down like I'm nothing but trash!
**[14:33] Laika**
Quiet! Stay away from me, vermin!
**[14:36] SFX**
Oink!
**[14:37] Customer 4**
Give me more!
**[14:38] Laika**
Keep your mouth shut!
**[14:40] Laika**
Do you want to be torn apart
by a dragon's claws?!
**[14:42] Customer 5**
Y-Yes, please!
**[14:42] SFX**
Oink!
**[14:45] Laika**
You obscene humans!
**[14:47] Laika**
None of you have the authority
to make demands of me!
**[14:51] SFX**
Oink!
**[14:53] Azusa**
Laika, you're giving them too much service.
**[14:55] Owner**
Thanks a lot!
**[14:57] Owner**
Now these pigs will drop
lots of money for me again.
**[15:01] Owner**
You wanted to know about the
Witch of the Highlands?
**[15:03] Owner**
In that case, the pigs told
me north is the way to go.
***SIGN*** The Road to the North
**[15:08] SFX**
Zoom...
**[15:10] Female Spectator**
My goodness! It's the
Witch of the Highlands!
**[15:13] Guy**
We're so grateful you're here!
**[15:14] Laika**
Lady Azusa.
**[15:15] Azusa**
Yep. Found her.
**[15:18] Old Witch**
I am the Witch of the Highlands.
**[15:21] Old Witch**
I have lived in the highlands for 300 years.
**[15:24] Girl**
Great Witch, please sell
your secret medicine!
**[15:28] Old Witch**
My skills are not nearly good enough
to produce medicine worth selling.
**[15:34] Old Witch**
I'll sell it after I've improved more.
**[15:38] Male Spectator 1**
She's so humble!
**[15:39] Male SPectator 2**
Just as the Witch of the
Highlands should be!
**[15:41] Azusa**
You know that's not true!
**[15:43] Azusa**
You've been at it for 300 years, right?
**[15:45] Azusa**
How many years does it
take to become good enough?
**[15:48] Azusa**
Being a witch isn't such a tough job that
you're still a rookie after 500 years!
**[15:53] Azusa**
Everyone! This Witch of
the Highlands is a fake!
**[15:57] Azusa**
*I* am the Witch of the Highlands'... friend!
**[16:01] Azusa**
This woman looks nothing like her!
**[16:03] Male Spectator 1**
She's a fake?
**[16:04] Male Spectator 2**
I did hear that the Witch of the Highlands
was supposed to be a young beauty.
**[16:08] Azusa**
*Right? Right?*
**[16:11] Azusa**
Ahem!
**[16:12] Azusa**
If you're the real Witch of the Highlands,
**[16:14] Azusa**
surely you won't lose in a
magic battle against me.
**[16:17] SFX**
Point!
**[16:19] Azusa**
Therefore, I challenge you to a duel!
**[16:22] SFX**
Blink, blink.
**[16:23] Azusa**
Huh?
**[16:24] Laika**
Lady Azusa, over there!
**[16:35] Azusa**
Now, give it up!
**[16:41] Both**
Huh?
**[16:42] Eno**
I-I'm sorry!
**[16:43] Eno**
You're right. I'm a fake!
**[16:46] Eno**
I'm very sorry!
**[16:50] Eno**
What?!
**[16:52] Eno**
You're the real Witch of the Highlands?!
**[16:54] Eno**
Now I'm even more sorry!
**[16:57] Azusa**
Well, it doesn't seem like you
meant any harm, so it's okay...
**[17:01] Laika**
But you do appear to be a witch.
**[17:03] Eno**
Yes, I am a witch. My name is Eno.
**[17:07] Azusa**
That aside, Eno...
**[17:10] Azusa**
You're the type that likes
to look the part, huh?
**[17:14] Azusa**
You make medicines here?
**[17:16] Eno**
That's right!
**[17:18] Eno**
These Mandragora Pills, for example,
**[17:20] Eno**
are pills that I make from dried mandragora.
**[17:23] Eno**
They relieve exhaustion and eye strain,
**[17:26] Eno**
and they even keep your gut healthy!
**[17:29] Azusa**
You make some pretty good stuff, then.
**[17:31] Azusa**
I think this would be a
big hit if you sold it.
**[17:34] Eno**
Oh, no.
**[17:35] Eno**
I don't think it's wise for a witch
to advertise herself indiscreetly,
**[17:39] Eno**
so I don't sell anything.
**[17:40] Azusa**
That seems like a waste of talent.
**[17:43] Eno**
But if someone came along and said
they wanted to sell it to the public,
**[17:47] Eno**
I'd be willing to consider it...
**[17:49] Eno**
You could say I like the idea of being
a genius only to those in the know.
**[17:54] Azusa**
You're making this so complicated.
**[17:56] Laika**
Pardon me... but isn't that a contradiction?
**[17:59] Eno**
Huh?
**[18:00] Laika**
You want to be familiar to those in the know,
**[18:03] Laika**
but you also want to be known publicly?
You can't have it both ways.
**[18:07] Laika**
I don't quite understand.
**[18:09] Eno**
Well... yes. You're precisely right...
**[18:12] Eno**
I just... you know...
**[18:14] Laika**
There've been nothing but inconsistencies
in the things you've said.
**[18:18] Laika**
Do you want to be known to
the public or don't you?
**[18:22] Laika**
So what is it that you want, exactly?
**[18:24] Laika**
What is your goal?
**[18:26] Laika**
Could you explain it so that I,
an uneducated outsider, can understand?
**[18:30] Eno**
W-Well...
**[18:33] Azusa**
Laika, that's enough. I'll explain it.
**[18:37] Azusa**
See, humans have this thing called vanity.
**[18:41] Azusa**
Eno's vanity takes the form of wanting
**[18:43] Azusa**
to be a genius witch who isn't into doing
business and is only known to those who know.
**[18:48] Azusa**
But at the same time, you have the desire
to be recognized as a great witch, right?
**[18:55] Laika**
But that's...
**[18:57] Azusa**
Yes, it's a contradiction.
**[18:59] Azusa**
But humans are walking contradictions
in the first place.
**[19:03] Laika**
Is that how it is?
**[19:05] Azusa**
This is just my personal opinion,
**[19:08] Azusa**
but am I correct?
**[19:10] Eno**
Yes... You are right. I'm sorry.
**[19:14] Azusa**
In other words, you want
to be fawned over, right?
**[19:17] Eno**
Yes! I want people to fawn over me!
**[19:20] Azusa**
Is that all?
**[19:23] Eno**
No.
**[19:24] Eno**
I want to stand out more and
be gazed upon with admiration!
**[19:28] Eno**
And...
**[19:30] Eno**
I'd like someone to make
a bronze statue of me
**[19:32] Eno**
and be treated like some sort of
honored citizen in my hometown!
**[19:36] Azusa**
You're spouting some very
worldly desires suddenly.
**[19:40] Azusa**
What do you think you'd need
to do to achieve all that?
**[19:43] Eno**
Th-The only way is to do things
that will make me famous!
**[19:47] Azusa**
Yes, well said.
**[19:49] Azusa**
So let's start doing that, then.
**[19:52] Eno**
Huh?
**[19:57] Falfa**
Wow!
**[19:58] Azusa**
This is a pretty big marketplace.
**[20:01] Shalsha**
Mama, where is this witch's shop?
**[20:04] Azusa**
Uh, I think it was A-23b?
**[20:08] Halkara**
Oh, it's along the wall!
The wall is the best spot!
**[20:12] Azusa**
*Is this a doujinshi convention or what?!*
**[20:17] Eno**
Witch of the Highlands!
**[20:20] Azusa**
Eno... Is that...
**[20:23] Eno**
Well, you know how I suffer
from stage fright, right?
**[20:26] Eno**
So I decided to overcome my
embarrassment by becoming
**[20:30] Eno**
someone completely different from myself!
**[20:33] Azusa**
I see.
**[20:34] Azusa**
Well, if it makes sense
to you, I'm all for it.
**[20:38] Azusa**
Where are Laika and Flatorte, anyway?
**[20:41] Laika**
Get your Red Dragon brand butter cookies!
**[20:44] Flatorte**
Try some cookies made with beans roasted
in the valley of the Blue Dragons!
**[20:48] Laika**
Mine are better than the ones beside me!
**[20:50] Flatorte**
The ones beside me aren't worth considering!
**[20:54] Azusa**
For the love of...
**[20:56] Rosalie**
Don't you walk up to me
grinning like morons!
**[20:59] Rosalie**
I'll make you regret that in the next life!
**[21:01] Rosalie**
Go wash your faces in a
ditch and never come back!
**[21:06] Customer 1**
Insult me more!
**[21:07] Customer 2**
Lady Rosalie!
**[21:09] Azusa**
She might be perfect for that job...
**[21:11] Eno**
Yes, one bottle of Mandragora Pills.
**[21:14] Eno**
Thank you very much!
**[21:17] Azusa**
* With that, Eno's shop turned*
* out to be fairly successful,*
**[21:20] Azus**
* and she was able to shed a few*
* layers in more ways than one.*
**[21:26] Laika**
Lady Azusa, you have mail.
**[21:29] Azusa**
Oh, it's from Eno!
**[21:32] Eno**
*Dearest Lady Azusa.*
**[21:35] Eno**
*Thank you for your help the other day.*
**[21:38] Eno**
* Thanks to you, my Mandragora Pills became*
* all the rage through word of mouth,*
**[21:42] Eno**
*and sales have been explosive!*
**[21:44] Eno**
*I can't produce enough to keep up.*
**[21:46] Eno**
* I'm struggling to figure out*
* what I should do about this.*
**[21:50] Azusa**
Wow, so that medicine became a hit?
**[21:54] Laika**
It sounds like she's quite popular.
**[21:56] Halkara**
Hmm...
**[21:57] Halkara**
It sounds as if she might work
out as a new business partner.
**[22:01] Azusa**
* Well, she was able to draw*
* out her latent talent.*
**[22:04] Azusa**
*Maybe this was for the best.*
# E9 - My Daughter Turned Into a Slime and Couldn't Change Back
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4W4J8/my-daughter-turned-into-a-slime-and-couldnt-change-back)
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**[00:07] Shalsha**
Mother! There's trouble!
**[00:10] Azusa**
Shalsha? What's the matter?
**[00:12] Shalsha**
Big Sister...
**[00:14] Shalsha**
Big Sister is...
**[00:17] Azusa**
Falfa!
**[00:22] Azusa**
What is a slime doing in here?
**[00:24] Azusa**
I'd better kill—
**[00:25] Shalsha**
Mother!
**[00:26] Shalsha**
Don't!
**[00:28] Azusa**
Why not? It's a slime.
**[00:30] Shalsha**
That's Big Sister!
**[00:33] Azusa**
Falfa?
**[00:37] Azusa**
I don't get what's going on...
**[00:40] Shalsha**
When we woke up this
morning, she was a slime.
**[00:43] Azusa**
You're kidding...
**[00:45] Shalsha**
The window in our room was closed,
**[00:47] Shalsha**
so there's no way anyone could've
come in from outside.
**[00:49] Shalsha**
So this slime can't be
anyone but my sister.
**[00:53] Azusa**
Are you really Falfa?
**[00:59] Azusa**
It really is Falfa!
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
***SIGN*** My Daughter Turned Into a Slime
and Couldn't Change Back
***SIGN*** My Daughter Turned Into a Slime
and Couldn't Change Back
**[02:36] Rosalie**
This is...
**[02:37] Laika**
...Falfa?
**[02:38] Halkara**
Really?
**[02:40] Flatorte**
Is it?
**[02:41] Azusa**
I don't want to believe it, either.
**[02:44] Azusa**
Does anyone know how to turn her back?
**[02:49] Azusa**
I guess not...
**[02:51] Halkara**
Falfa is the spirit of a slime, right?
**[02:54] Halkara**
Could it be she had the ability
to transform into a slime?
**[02:57] Shalsha**
Not that I've heard...
**[02:59] Rosalie**
So, uh...
**[03:00] Rosalie**
Can't you do anything about
it with your magic, Sister?
**[03:04] Azusa**
I think it'd be tough to create a new
spell for a case this specific.
**[03:08] Flatorte**
If you have a question about monsters,
demons are the ones to ask!
**[03:12] Azusa**
Demons?
**[03:15] Azusa**
Vosanosanon ujishidau veyani enrila!
**[03:23] Azusa**
Beelzebub! Falfa turned into a slime!
**[03:27] Beelzebub**
You...
**[03:28] Beelzebub**
did this to me over a poor
excuse for a joke like that?!
**[03:32] Azusa**
No, it's true!
**[03:35] Beelzebub**
Gah!
**[03:36] Beelzebub**
Oh, Falfa... I can't believe
what you've become...
**[03:41] Azusa**
She woke up this morning looking like that.
**[03:44] Azusa**
Do you know a way to change her back?
**[03:47] Beelzebub**
Well, they say you should
buy bread from a baker,
**[03:51] Beelzebub**
so we should ask a slime
about slime matters.
**[03:53] Azusa**
Ask a slime?
**[03:55] Beelzebub**
I hear there's a special slime known as
"Intelligent Slime" at Vanzeld Castle.
**[04:00] Beelzebub**
That's where you'll likely
find your answer.
**[04:02] Azusa**
The demon capital does it again.
**[04:04] Azusa**
So what is this intelligent slime's name?
**[04:07] Beelzebub**
I told you, it's Intelligent Slime.
**[04:10] Azusa**
That doesn't sound very
intelligent to me...
**[04:14] Azusa**
Okay, I'm gonna pay a
visit to Vanzeld Castle.
**[04:17] Shalsha**
Mother...
**[04:18] Shalsha**
Can I go with you?
**[04:20] Azusa**
Of course. I know you're worried, too.
**[04:23] Beelzebub**
No need to be so serious.
**[04:26] Beelzebub**
Azusa and I will take care of everything.
**[04:38] Beelzebub**
Intelligent Slime seeks out quiet places,
**[04:41] Beelzebub**
so it resides at the castle's lowest level.
**[04:44] Azusa**
I'm impressed you don't get lost
with all these complicated paths.
**[04:50] Beelzebub**
Was this path here before?
**[04:52] Azusa**
You *were* lost?!
**[04:54] Beelzebub**
I thought this might happen,
**[04:56] Beelzebub**
so I've been leaving a
trail of bread crumbs.
**[04:59] Shalsha**
Big Sister, you shouldn't eat
things you find on the ground.
**[05:05] Azusa**
Wait, how are we back on the surface?!
**[05:07] Beelzebub**
Ugh! This castle is so confusing!
**[05:11] Azusa**
Isn't this where you work?
**[05:12] Pecora**
Well, well!
**[05:14] Pecora**
I'm simply overjoyed to see
you again, Dear Sister!
**[05:18] SFX**
Scoot, scoot, scoot...
**[05:19] Pecora**
Please greet me with a kiss on the cheek.
**[05:22] Azusa**
You know I'm not gonna do that!
**[05:24] Pecora**
You're looking for Intelligent Slime, are you not?
**[05:27] Pecora**
Do you not want to know how to find it?
**[05:29] Azusa**
And you're really going to tell me?
**[05:32] Pecora**
But of course!
**[05:38] Azusa**
Smooch.
**[05:39] SFX**
Flutter...
**[05:41] Pecora**
A kiss from my dear sister is
such a wonderful experience!
**[05:44] Pecora**
I'm so ecstatic, I could simply die!
**[05:47] Azusa**
Okay, I get it! Just tell me where
Intelligent Slime is already!
**[05:51] Pecora**
Check that shed over there.
**[05:57] Azusa**
It just looks like a normal shed to me.
**[06:03] Beelzebub**
This is it.
**[06:04] Azusa**
We never would've found this!
**[06:13] Laika**
There's a lot of writing on
the wall. What does it say?
**[06:18] Beelzebub**
You are...
**[06:19] Beelzebub**
Intelligent Slime, correct?
***SIGN*** “Yes”
**[06:23] Shalsha**
It hit the word "yes."
**[06:25] Beelzebub**
Ah, I see. It uses this to communicate.
**[06:28] Azusa**
And that's why it's black all over?
**[06:31] Beelzebub**
Intelligent Slime, this young slime spirit
suddenly took on the form of a slime.
**[06:37] Beelzebub**
Do you know how to change her back?
**[06:40] Shalsha**
To... mu... re...
***SIGN*** “To...
***SIGN*** “To...mu...
***SIGN*** “To...mu...re...
***SIGN*** “To...mu...
**[06:43] Shalsha**
Backspace...
**[06:44] Laika**
Oh, it made a mistake.
***SIGN*** “To...mu...ri...
***SIGN*** “To...mu...ri...a...
***SIGN*** “To...mu...ri...a...na...
**[06:47] Azusa**
That's a lot of work.
***SIGN*** “To...mu...ri...a...na... P...
***SIGN*** “To...mu...ri...a...na... P...ro...
***SIGN*** “To...mu...ri...a...na... P...ro...vin...
***SIGN*** “To...mu...ri...a...na... P...ro...vin...ce...”
**[06:49] Shalsha**
Tomuriana Province's tallest mountain...
**[06:53] Shalsha**
Ask the Magician Slime that lives there.
**[06:56] Azusa**
A magician slime now?
**[06:59] Beelzebub**
The tallest mountain in Tomuriana Province?
**[07:02] Beelzebub**
We'll need some time to look into this.
**[07:04] Beelzebub**
Azusa, why don't we resume tomorrow?
**[07:07] Azusa**
Yeah, I think everyone's tired,
anyway. Let's do that.
**[07:11] Azusa**
Intellie, thanks a lot.
**[07:13] Laika**
Intellie?
**[07:14] Azusa**
Intelligent Slime... or Intellie for short!
**[07:18] Beelzebub**
You have such simplistic naming sense.
**[07:25] Halkara**
I didn't know slimes ate meals, too.
**[07:28] Shalsha**
It doesn't need to be a meal.
**[07:30] Shalsha**
We can get our nutrition from dirt
and plants we find anywhere,
**[07:33] Shalsha**
but I want her to have real food.
**[07:38] Azusa**
Ah, a moment's repose...
**[07:41] Shalsha**
Mother...
**[07:43] Azusa**
What is it?
**[07:44] Shalsha**
Do you think we'll find a way
to change my sister back?
**[07:48] Azusa**
Don't worry. Just leave it to your mother.
**[07:52] Azusa**
But even in a different form,
Falfa is still Falfa.
**[07:57] Azusa**
Even if she was in a group
with dozens of other slimes,
**[08:00] Azusa**
I'd find her in a heartbeat.
**[08:06] Beelzebub**
That's it.
**[08:09] Azusa**
Hello!
**[08:12] Magie**
Oh? Who might you be?
**[08:14] Azusa**
This is where Magician Slime lives, isn't it?
**[08:18] Magie**
Oh, I'm sorry to have confused you.
**[08:21] Magie**
I am a slime.
**[08:23] Raika**
You're a slime?!
**[08:25] Magie**
I'm in this form because I
used transformation magic.
**[08:29] Azusa**
So that's it...
**[08:30] Magie**
This isn't the place to talk.
Please come in.
**[08:33] Magie**
I'm sorry I don't have any
chairs meant for guests.
**[08:36] Magie**
Since I'm a slime, I don't need
furniture or bathroom fixtures.
**[08:40] Azusa**
By the way, what's your name?
**[08:43] Magie**
Magician Slime.
**[08:44] Azusa**
Of course it is! Then can I
call you "Magie" for short?
**[08:49] Laika**
Magie?
**[08:50] Magie**
Yes, that's fine.
**[08:52] Magie**
So what is it you wanted to ask of me?
**[08:55] Magie**
You want to return this slime
to her previous form?
**[08:58] Azusa**
That's right.
**[09:00] Magie**
May I borrow her for a moment?
**[09:02] Magie**
Uh-huh... I see.
**[09:05] Magie**
Her elasticity is quite different
from a normal slime's.
**[09:08] Magie**
She is definitely a special slime!
**[09:11] Magie**
Ah, I see, I see...
**[09:14] Magie**
So that's it... Uh-huh...
**[09:15] Magie**
You're that type? Ah, you're that type...
**[09:18] Azusa**
*What type?!*
**[09:20] Magie**
I have the answer!
**[09:21] Magie**
The reason this slime ended
up in this form is...
**[09:25] Three**
Is...?!
**[09:26] Magie**
Is...
**[09:30] Magie**
Her sleeping position.
**[09:31] Three**
Sleeping position?!
**[09:33] Magie**
By touching her, I could feel
that her body was stiff.
**[09:36] Magie**
I'm sure she damaged a
muscle while sleeping.
**[09:39] Magie**
That made it difficult for her
to maintain her human form,
**[09:42] Magie**
so she took the form of a slime.
**[09:45] Beelzebub**
Can you not turn her back with
your transformation magic?
**[09:49] Magie**
The magic only works for a short time.
**[09:52] Magie**
It doesn't solve the problem itself.
**[09:54] Beelzebub**
Then what can we do?
**[09:56] Magie**
The quickest way is for this slime herself
to understand the way to change back.
**[10:01] Magie**
For help with that, I think you
should ask Fighter Slime.
**[10:05] Azusa**
Fighter Slime?!
**[10:06] Magie**
Unlike me, Fighter Slime attained a
human form through bodily movement,
**[10:12] Magie**
so I think the solution is to
learn the same technique.
**[10:15] Azusa**
And where can we find this Fighter Slime?
**[10:17] Magie**
I believe she's in a southern
town called Kelney
**[10:20] Magie**
to participate in a fighting tournament.
**[10:22] Laika**
A fighting tournament?
**[10:24] Magie**
The rumors say she's a solitary
fighter who seeks only strength.
**[10:29] Azusa**
I see. In that case...
**[10:32] Azusa**
I'll enter this fighting tournament, too!
**[10:34] Beelzebub**
Why?
**[10:36] Azusa**
If I enter it and prove that I'm
stronger than Fighter Slime,
**[10:40] Azusa**
I bet she'll listen to me!
**[10:42] Beelzebub**
Hmm, good point...
**[10:44] Azusa**
And what is this fighter slime's name?
**[10:47] Magie**
Naturally...
**[10:48] Magie**
It's Fightie!
**[10:52] Laika**
Fightie...
**[10:53] Azusa**
The same naming scheme I use for things!
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
**[11:06] Azusa**
There really are a lot more men than women.
**[11:10] Azusa**
Hey, that outfit...
**[11:12] Beelzebub**
I've been waiting for you.
**[11:13] Azusa**
Everyone in the arena will freak out
if a demon enters the tournament!
**[11:17] Beelzebub**
It'll be fine.
**[11:19] Beelzebub**
I hid my horns, and I'm
going by the name "Belzie."
**[11:23] Azusa**
Pretty sloppy name choice!
**[11:24] Beelzebub**
That's rich, coming from you!
**[11:26] Beelzebub**
The use of magic is prohibited in
this tournament, so watch yourself.
**[11:30] Azusa**
I'd look pretty dumb if I
got disqualified, huh?
***SIGN*** Round 1
**[11:37] Laika**
Lady Azusa!
**[11:39] Halkara**
You can do it!
**[11:40] Flatorte**
Go get 'em, Mistress!
**[11:43] Azusa**
Falfa!
**[11:44] Azusa**
I promise I'll get you back to normal!
**[11:47] Skinhead A**
Hey, little lady!
If you don't wanna get hur—
**[11:50] Asusa**
I won't lose!
**[11:52] Ref**
The winner is Azusa!
**[11:54] Halkara**
She knocked him out in an instant!
**[11:57] Rosalie**
Sister's so awesome!
***SIGN*** “Azusa”
***SIGN*** “Belzie”
***SIGN*** Semifinal
**[12:05] Laika**
It's already time for the semifinal.
**[12:07] Halkara**
None of them are a match
for our master at all.
**[12:10] Azusa**
Another skinhead?
**[12:12] Skinhead B**
I've trained this iron body to be
strong enough to repel any—
**[12:17] Ref**
The winner is Azusa!
**[12:19] Flatorte**
She's overwhelming all of them!
**[12:21] Laika**
Lady Azusa, you're fantastic!
**[12:23] Shalsha**
Mother... You did it!
**[12:25] Azusa**
All right. Now I just need to
beat Fightie in the final.
**[12:29] Announcer**
The second match of the semifinal.
**[12:31] Announcer**
Fightie, please take the stage.
**[12:34] Azusa**
*She's on the next stage over?*
**[12:36] Azusa**
*So that's Fightie...*
**[12:37] Announcer**
Belzie, please step forward.
**[12:44] Announcer**
The winner is Belzie!
**[12:46] Azusa**
Wait, she beat her!
**[12:49] Belze**
This Fightie was really
nothing special at all!
**[12:53] Azusa**
Beelzebub, why did you beat her?!
**[12:55] Azusa**
Now I have no way to make contact with her!
**[12:58] Beelzebub**
Don't worry.
**[12:59] Beelzebub**
I have the same goal as you.
**[13:02] Beelzebub**
You can count on me to
negotiate with Fightie.
**[13:04] Azusa**
Can I really?
**[13:06] Beelzebub**
Just leave it to me.
**[13:08] Beelzebub**
So, Azusa...
**[13:10] Beelzebub**
You're free to advance
to the final round now,
**[13:13] Beelzebub**
and then you can fight me.
**[13:15] Azusa**
To be honest, I don't even care
about the final round anymore.
**[13:18] Beelzebub**
Too bad!
**[13:19] Beelzebub**
I want to fight you in the final
round and settle our score.
**[13:23] Beelzebub**
Understand? You have to make
it to the final round.
***SIGN*** Final Round
**[13:32] Beelzebub**
What's this?
**[13:33] Beelzebub**
It's your time to shine,
and you look so grumpy.
**[13:36] Azusa**
What did you expect?
**[13:38] Azusa**
I haven't fixed Falfa's problem yet!
**[13:42] Beelzebub**
Wait a moment.
**[13:44] Falfa**
Mama! I'm back!
**[13:47] Azusa**
Falfa! You're back to your original form!
**[13:50] Azusa**
I'm so glad!
**[13:51] Falfa**
Yeah! Thanks to Beelzebub!
**[13:54] Beelzebub**
What do you think? Quite the surprise, no?
**[13:58] Azusa**
Wait, you all knew about this? Jeez...
**[14:02] Falfa**
You can do it, Mama!
I'll be rooting for you!
**[14:05] Azusa**
Thanks! I'll do my best!
**[14:08] Beelzebub**
Now you can focus on our fight.
**[14:11] Beelzebub**
Azusa, Witch of the Highlands,
**[14:13] Beelzebub**
the outcome of our battle
is yet to be seen.
**[14:16] Beelzebub**
This time, we fight with no barriers.
**[14:19] Beelzebub**
There's no telling how it will end
if we fight fair and square.
**[14:23] Beelzebub**
I am strong, after all!
**[14:25] Azusa**
*She's right. We never finished that battle.*
**[14:29] Azusa**
Okay, then! Let's do this, shall we?
**[14:33] Beelzebub**
This time, I'll show you what
I can do when I get serious!
**[14:38] Ref**
Begin!
**[14:48] Azusa**
You're flying?!
**[14:50] Guy**
Hey, she's flying!
**[14:51] Guy**
Wait, she has horns, too!
**[14:53] Guy**
Is that what's hot in the big city?
**[14:56] Guy**
Damn!
**[14:57] Guy**
It's too stylish for us
country folk to understand!
**[14:59] Azusa**
I guess no one's gonna figure
out you're a demon.
**[15:03] Beelzebub**
Well, this is a problem.
**[15:05] Azusa**
Huh?
**[15:06] Beelzebub**
I can't match your speed
by attacking head-on.
**[15:09] Beelzebub**
I thought I'd try to find a
weak point and strike that...
**[15:12] Azusa**
Wait, I really don't have any weak points?
**[15:15] Beelzebub**
No, you have countless weak points.
**[15:18] Azusa**
So just come straight at me, then!
**[15:20] Beelzebub**
You aim for a weak point when
you just happen to find one!
**[15:24] Beelzebub**
When you have so many of them,
it's hard to choose one to strike!
**[15:27] Azusa**
But we can't fight unless you come at me.
**[15:30] Azusa**
We can't use magic, so I can't fly.
**[15:32] Beelzebub**
I know, but still...
**[15:35] Azusa**
Fine. Just let me know when
you're going to attack, okay?
**[15:38] Azusa**
I'll wait here until then.
**[15:39] Azusa**
One, two, three, four...
**[15:43] Beelzebub**
You're mocking me!
**[15:44] Beelzebub**
Fine! Here I come!
**[15:47] Beelzebub**
I'm going to send you flying!
**[15:52] Laika**
What an impact!
**[15:54] Falfa**
Mama!
**[15:54] Shalsha**
Mother...
**[15:58] Beelzebub**
Don't squeeze my face...
**[16:00] Azusa**
It's your own fault for
coming at me face-first.
**[16:05] Beelzebub**
Stop it this instant!
**[16:09] Azusa**
All right!
**[16:10] Azusa**
Here I come, too!
**[16:16] Beelzebub**
What incredible force...
**[16:19] Azusa**
I've still got more!
**[16:20] Beelzebub**
Fine by me!
**[16:25] Rosalie**
They're so fast, I can't keep up!
**[16:27] Flatorte**
I can't, either...
**[16:29] Azusa**
This is the first time I've
been in a fight for so long!
**[16:33] Azusa**
You're pretty strong, too, aren't you?!
**[16:35] Beelzebub**
Damn straight!
I'm a demon officer, after all!
**[16:38] Beelzebub**
It's much more bizarre that a
human is even able to fight me!
**[16:42] Beelzebub**
And...
**[16:44] Beelzebub**
I've trained every single day,
**[16:47] Beelzebub**
in both wind and rain,
both before and after work,
**[16:51] Beelzebub**
all for this day!
**[16:54] Azusa**
Beelzebub... I had no idea you
saw me as such a worthy rival,
**[16:59] Azusa**
but that makes me kind of happy.
**[17:03] Azusa**
*She's really weakening, though.*
**[17:06] Azusa**
What can I do to finish this?
**[17:09] Falfa**
Mama!
**[17:10] Falfa**
You can do it!
**[17:12] Falfa**
I was watching you while
I was a slime, too!
**[17:15] Falfa**
You did all that running
around just for me!
**[17:19] Falfa**
It made me so happy!
**[17:22] Falfa**
So I'll keep rooting for you all the way!
**[17:24] Falfa**
You can do it!
**[17:26] Azusa**
Sorry, Beelzebub.
**[17:28] Azusa**
Since my daughter's watching,
I have to look good for her.
**[17:33] Azusa**
I just evolved about two more levels!
**[17:36] Beelzebub**
What nonsense are you spouting?!
**[17:39] Beelzebub**
I will be the one to win in the end!
**[17:55] Ref**
The winner is Azusa!
**[18:00] Falfa**
Mama! You did it!
**[18:01] Shalsha**
Congratulations, Mother!
**[18:04] Azusa**
Beelzebub, are you okay?
**[18:07] Beelzebub**
Yes...
**[18:07] Beelzebub**
But it does hurt a bit.
**[18:11] Azusa**
Here you go.
**[18:12] Beelzebub**
Hey! I'll be fine once I rest a bit!
**[18:16] Beelzebub**
And there are so many people watching...
**[18:18] Azusa**
You're hurt. No complaining.
**[18:23] Falfa**
Thanks, Beelzebub!
**[18:26] Shalsha**
From me, too.
**[18:27] Beelzebub**
No need to thank me.
**[18:29] Beelzebub**
It seems I've lost to you again.
**[18:32] Beelzebub**
It was a sound defeat.
**[18:33] Azusa**
I'll give you a rematch if
you still want to fight.
**[18:36] Azusa**
It's kind of a hassle, though,
so you'll have to wait a while.
**[18:40] Beelzebub**
You're so strong, yet you have no zeal.
**[18:43] Beelzebub**
This might ruin your peaceful
life again, though.
**[18:47] Azusa**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[18:49] Beelzebub**
Your strength is now known
even here in the south,
**[18:52] Beelzebub**
where it was not widely known before.
**[18:55] Guy**
Witch of the Highlands!
**[18:56] Guy**
Azusa!
**[18:57] Guy**
Azusa! Azusa! Azusa!
**[18:57] Guy**
Greatest witch ever! Azusa!
**[18:59] Azusa**
Damn it!
**[19:03] Azusa**
Fightie!
**[19:04] Azusa**
Thank you for restoring
my daughter to normal!
**[19:07] Fighty**
Don't mention it.
**[19:09] Fighty**
I'm glad I had the chance
to help a fellow slime.
**[19:12] Fighty**
It's too bad I didn't win the tournament
and get the prize money, though.
**[19:16] Fighty**
But I'll make money again,
even if it's one gold at a time!
**[19:21] Azusa**
Yeah, money is definitely important...
**[19:23] Fighty**
If you know of any martial arts events
where I could get money, let me know!
**[19:27] Fighty**
Boy, I really wanted that
prize money, though!
**[19:31] Azusa**
You're a little too obsessed with money...
**[19:33] Fighty**
Um, actually, I wanted to
ask you for a favor, too.
**[19:37] Azusa**
What is it?
**[19:38] Fighty**
Miss Azusa, please take me as your student!
**[19:41] Azusa**
Huh? You mean as a martial arts student?
**[19:44] Fighty**
Yes! I've never seen a stance
with so many vulnerabilities,
**[19:48] Fighty**
yet prevents all hits from landing!
**[19:50] Fighty**
You're the strongest in your natural form!
That's my ideal as a martial artist!
**[19:54] Azusa**
Look, that's not a stance or anything.
I really do have a ton of weak points.
**[19:58] Azusa**
So there's nothing I could teach you.
**[20:01] Fighty**
I understand!
**[20:03] Fighty**
In that case, please let
me fight you just once!
**[20:05] Fighty**
Then you can decide whether or not I'm
strong enough to be your student!
**[20:10] Azusa**
Were you even listening?
**[20:15] Fighty**
Okay, here I come!
**[20:17] Fighty**
Fightie Style Slime Fist!
**[20:22] SFX**
Shiver!
**[20:23] Fighty**
Th-That's...
**[20:25] ---**
Shake, shake
**[20:25] Fighty**
an aura only emitted by those who have
slain an unimaginable number of slimes!
**[20:30] Fighty**
Countless souls are crying out!
**[20:33] Azusa**
What's wrong, Fightie?
**[20:37] Fighty**
H-Help m—
**[20:44] Azusa**
You're awake now?
**[20:45] Azusa**
I wasn't expecting that fight
to end before it even began.
**[20:49] Azusa**
Did it convince you to give up
on being my student, though?
**[20:51] Fighty**
Yes...
**[20:53] Beelzebub**
Oh, so this is where all of you were.
**[20:56] Beelzebub**
It's time to start clearing out.
**[20:58] Fighty**
Ah, Miss Belzie!
**[21:00] Fighty**
I've realized that your strength
is like that of a demon!
**[21:04] Fighty**
As such...
**[21:05] SFX**
Sparkle!
**[21:05] Fighty**
Please take me as your student!
**[21:06] Azusa**
This girl has no integrity at all.
**[21:08] Beelzebub**
Why should I take you as my student?
**[21:11] Beelzebub**
No, I will not.
**[21:13] Fighty**
Please! I'm begging you!
**[21:14] Beelzebub**
I don't take students.
**[21:16] Azusa**
Oh, that could work, though.
**[21:18] Azusa**
If we know where she is,
**[21:21] Azusa**
it'll be easier to get her help if my
daughter turns into a slime again.
**[21:23] SFX**
Flash!
**[21:23] Beelzebub**
Are you trying to pawn me off?!
**[21:26] Fighty**
Please! I'll wash your dishes
or do anything else you want!
**[21:29] Azusa**
Beelzebub, I'm asking you, too.
**[21:32] Falfa**
I'm asking, too!
**[21:34] Shalsha**
Me, too.
**[21:36] Beelzebub**
All right, fine! Fine, I say!
**[21:39] Fighty**
Thank you!
**[21:41] Fighty**
Thank you!
**[21:41] Azusa**
All right, I guess that's case closed.
**[21:45] Azusa**
Falfa!
**[21:47] Azusa**
I'll pamper you as much as you want today!
What do you want to eat?
**[21:50] Falfa**
Mama, I want something sweet!
**[21:53] Azusa**
Okay, maybe I'll make a cake or something.
**[21:56] Shalsha**
I'll help, too.
**[21:58] Falfa**
Oh, then I'll help, too!
**[22:01] Azusa**
* I maxed out my level without*
* even realizing it,*
**[22:04] Azusa**
* but after this, I decided to*
* raise my level as a mother, too.*
# E10 - A Minstrel Came to Town
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDEGV/a-minstrel-came-to-town)
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**[00:02] Azusa**
Okay, shall we head home?
**[00:04] Laika**
Yes.
**[00:05] Falfa**
Mama!
**[00:06] Falfa**
Look, look!
**[00:07] Falfa**
It says a minstrel is coming to town!
**[00:11] Azusa**
Oh?
**[00:13] Azusa**
"The famous minstrel Schifanoia is
paying her first visit to Flatta."
**[00:17] Azusa**
That's... not quite what I was expecting.
**[00:21] Azusa**
Anyone know who this is?
**[00:22] Laika**
I've never even heard of her.
**[00:24] Rosalie**
Probably some nameless chick.
**[00:26] Halkara**
It does seem a bit sketchy.
**[00:29] Flatorte**
Schifanoia, eh? She's certainly
been around a while.
**[00:32] Azusa**
You know her, Flatorte?
**[00:34] Flatorte**
I like minstrels.
I know at least 1,000 groups.
**[00:39] Azusa**
That's hardcore!
**[00:40] Flatorte**
Schifanoia has only ever
performed in the capital,
**[00:44] Flatorte**
but it sounds as if she's
begun touring the nation.
**[00:46] Falfa**
I wanna hear the minstrel sing!
**[00:46] Flatorte**
Some minstrels tour all manner
of towns and villages,
**[00:49] Shalsha**
It might be fun to give her a listen.
**[00:50] Flatorte**
while others stick to different
areas within the same large city
**[00:52] Azusa**
Okay, then... since we're here...
**[00:53] Flatorte**
and never visit towns with
small populations...
**[00:55] Azusa**
I guess we can check her out.
***SIGN*** A Minstrel Came to Town
***SIGN*** A Minstrel Came to Town
**[01:02] Laika**
There are quite a lot of people here.
**[01:04] Azusa**
Is that Schifanoia?
**[01:06] Flatorte**
It appears so.
**[01:22] Azusa**
What... is she doing?
**[01:25] Kuku**
* Death! Death! Death! Death! Execute!*
* Execute! Execute! Execute!*
**[01:26] Falfa**
I'm scared!
**[01:28] Shalsha**
Let's go over there, Big Sister.
**[01:28] Villager A**
This is hurting my ears, dear.
**[01:30] Laika**
Lady Azusa, Halkara seems
to have a stomachache.
**[01:31] Villager B**
Let's go home, honey.
**[01:33] Villager C**
I just don't get the music
they like in the capital.
**[01:33] Laika**
I'm going with her to rest.
**[01:34] Halkara**
The scale of my fake sickness is growing...
**[01:36] Villager D**
Let's go play chess over there.
**[01:36] Azusa**
Hey, wait...
**[01:37] Flatorte**
This song truly is Schifanoia's style.
**[01:38] Villager E**
Papa, buy me some butter candy!
**[01:40] Azusa**
You know what this is?!
**[01:41] Flatorte**
It's death-style, from the
crime-style of emotional-style.
**[01:44] Flatorte**
Actually, it's a lonely-style-leaning form
of death-style called drag-down-style.
**[01:48] Azusa**
Sorry, I didn't understand a word of that.
**[01:50] Kuku**
This is my first time coming
to this village on tour,
**[01:50] Azusa**
This is the kind of stuff
people in the capital like?
**[01:53] Kuku**
but I can feel your passion!
**[01:53] Flatorte**
I think Schifanoia draws
crowds of about 30 or so.
**[01:56] Kuku**
This next song is another of my
biggest hits, "Gray Dreams."
**[01:57] Azusa**
Less than impressive...
**[01:59] Azusa**
I'm surprised you knew about
someone so nameless.
**[02:02] Flatorte**
Oh, it isn't about listening to famous
ones and ignoring the nameless ones.
**[02:06] Flatorte**
I give all minstrels a listen
just because they're minstrels.
**[02:06] Kuku**
* If you put black and white*
* together, you get gray!*
**[02:09] Azusa**
Those are the words of
someone who's hooked!
**[02:11] Flatorte**
Well, in crime-style, the lute tends to
be given more focus than the vocals,
**[02:13] Kuku**
*If you add even more black...*
**[02:14] Azusa**
*She's on her second song now...*
**[02:16] Flatorte**
but death-style has a sound that feels
like it's splitting your ears.
**[02:20] Kuku**
*It gets duller...*
**[02:26] SFX**
Flump.
**[02:28] Azusa**
Wait, is this part of the act?
**[02:37] Flatorte**
This is awful!
She's actually lost consciousness!
**[02:40] Azusa**
Yeah, I thought so!
**[02:43] Azusa**
Are you okay?! I'm gonna help you now!
**[02:50] Azusa**
You're awake? If anything
feels off, tell me!
**[02:54] SFX**
Grrr! Gurgle gurgle gurgle...
***SIGN*** Grrr...
**[02:57] Azusa**
Oh.
**[02:59] Kuku**
So good! So good!
**[03:01] Rosalie**
She must've been really hungry.
**[03:03] Azusa**
When you're done eating,
you're welcome to take a bath, too.
**[03:06] Kuku**
Okay! Thank you!
**[03:14] Kuku**
Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm Kuku the almiraj.
**[03:18] Azusa**
That's how you look without the makeup?
**[03:21] Kuku**
That's right.
**[03:24] Azusa**
You know...
**[03:25] Azusa**
I bet you've passed out like
that before, haven't you?
**[03:29] Kuku**
A few times...
**[03:31] Kuku**
I can't support myself with
minstrel work alone,
**[03:35] Kuku**
so I do some part-time jobs.
**[03:37] Flatorte**
Very few minstrels actually
earn enough to live on.
**[03:42] Kuku**
Yes... I wanted to be like them,
**[03:46] Kuku**
so I left my hometown 63 years ago.
**[03:50] Kuku**
I believed that I was gonna be big...
**[03:51] Kuku**
that I'd ditch my weak self
and become a great minstrel.
**[03:55] Azusa**
Just like a guy who left his
hometown to be in a band...
**[03:58] Kuku**
But I couldn't get anywhere at all.
**[04:01] Kuku**
Over and over, I told myself I'd quit,
**[04:05] Kuku**
but I decided to keep trying
just a little longer...
**[04:08] Azusa**
Kuku, why don't you stay here
and take it easy for a while?
**[04:13] Azusa**
The air's fresh. It's a great
place to rest and recover.
**[04:16] Kuku**
Thank you so much.
**[04:19] Kuku**
But... well...
**[04:21] Kuku**
I think it's time to quit music
and start living my second life.
**[04:27] Rosalie**
Do you have a plan in mind?
**[04:29] Kuku**
Actually, I've gotten offers
from a few places like this.
**[04:36] Flatorte**
There's a steady demand for
beastfolk in these sorts of jobs.
**[04:39] Flatorte**
Almiraj are particularly popular.
**[04:42] Kuku**
I've been told numerous times that I could
make all the money I need in this line of work.
**[04:47] Kuku**
I thought, at this point, I should
just work where I'm wanted.
**[04:52] Azusa**
So, Kuku...
**[04:53] Azusa**
Do you not like music anymore?
**[04:56] Kuku**
It's not like that!
**[04:58] Kuku**
I love music!
**[05:02] Azusa**
Really? You shouldn't quit
making music, then.
**[05:06] Azusa**
Stick with it.
**[05:07] Kuku**
Huh?
**[05:08] Azusa**
You might not be making any money now,
**[05:10] Azusa**
but you never would've kept it up
this long if you didn't love it.
**[05:15] Azusa**
It'd be a shame to just give that up.
**[05:18] Azusa**
I bet you'd regret it one day.
**[05:22] Azusa**
If you're optimistic about starting
a new job, I won't stop you.
**[05:26] Azusa**
But that's not what you're doing right now,
**[05:28] Azusa**
so you should stick with what you're doing.
**[05:31] Azusa**
For now, just devote yourself to your music
**[05:34] Azusa**
while you think about your
future one more time.
**[05:37] Azusa**
You can stay here in the meantime.
**[05:39] Kuku**
B-But I can't pay rent...
**[05:41] Azusa**
You don't need to.
**[05:42] Azusa**
I'm the one who told you
to stick with music,
**[05:45] Azusa**
so I'll do everything I can.
**[05:48] Kuku**
I appreciate it!
**[05:51] Kuku**
To celebrate our new friendship,
let me play for you!
**[05:57] Kuku**
Welcome to my feast of
death and destruction!
**[06:00] Azusa**
*Her personality changed!*
**[06:01] Kuku**
* Poison, poison, poison, poison,*
* poison, poison, poison...*
**[06:05] Kuku**
*Wormwood... Wormwood...*
**[06:07] Falfa**
I can't tell how it's any different
from her other songs!
**[06:08] Kuku**
* Poison, poison, poison, poison,*
* poison, poison, poison...*
**[06:10] Falfa**
They all sound the same!
**[06:12] Azusa**
That's a pretty real complaint!
**[06:12] Kuku**
*Wormwood... Wormwood...*
**[06:14] Azusa**
Sorry, Kuku, but could you stop now?!
**[06:17] Kuku**
Wh-Who are you talking to?!
I am Schifanoia!
**[06:21] Kuku**
I'm here to bring true despair to all of—
**[06:23] Azusa**
You can drop that act.
**[06:24] Kuku**
I messed up in two spots...
**[06:27] Kuku**
I couldn't give you a good performance.
**[06:29] Azusa**
I think we're way beyond that level here.
**[06:32] Flatorte**
Speaking from the perspective
of a listener,
**[06:34] Flatorte**
lonely-style-leaning death-style
doesn't sell in this day and age.
**[06:37] Flatorte**
Why don't you try some
flowery-style-leaning excessive-style?
**[06:41] Kuku**
Yes, but... I really prefer the death-style
that lets me use my artistry...
**[06:47] Flatorte**
I bet you're just afraid to
do something that sells.
**[06:50] Kuku**
Th-That's not true!
**[06:51] Flatorte**
It is true.
**[06:52] Flatorte**
You do tend to look down on minstrels
who have a lot of fans.
**[06:57] Azusa**
* Is this a drinking party*
* for young band boys?*
**[06:59] Flatorte**
And forget using your artistry.
You just suck.
**[07:03] Kuku**
I-I'm doing the best I can!
**[07:05] Kuku**
Amateurs should just stay out of this!
**[07:08] Flatorte**
Oh? Let me see your lute, then.
**[07:11] Azusa**
It's not a guitar?
**[07:18] Flatorte**
* The clear, sunny sky just makes*
* this Sabbath even colder*
**[07:25] Flatorte**
*I yawn as I wait for you to arrive*
**[07:35] Flatorte**
* To a place higher than the clouds,*
* where there's no background noise*
**[07:41] Flatorte**
*We'll fly, let's fly*
**[07:47] Azusa**
That's amazing, Flatorte! I didn't
know you had that kind of talent!
**[07:52] Flatorte**
You see? Even an amateur like the
great Flatorte can manage that much!
**[07:57] Flatorte**
If you understand,
then stop making excuses!
**[08:02] Kuku**
I'm sorry.
**[08:03] SFX**
Gloom...
**[08:04] Azusa**
Hey, you know, I was thinking...
**[08:06] Azusa**
Why don't you try writing lyrics
that are easier to understand?
**[08:09] Kuku**
But I've been performing
this way for so long now,
**[08:13] Kuku**
I wouldn't know what's
easy to understand...
**[08:17] SFX**
Blink, blink!
**[08:18] Azusa**
Since we have such a big family,
**[08:20] Azusa**
let's have everyone write some lyrics!
**[08:24] Azusa**
Okay, we'll start with Laika.
***SIGN*** Ah, Devotion
***SIGN*** Laika Lyrics
Kuku Music
**[08:35] Laika**
*Only through step-by-step devotion*
**[08:41] Laika**
*Can one achieve anything*
**[08:45] Laika**
*And—*
**[08:48] Azusa**
I think the message is a little
too direct for song lyrics.
**[08:51] Flatorte**
Unusable. Try again.
**[08:53] Laika**
D'oh!
**[08:54] Azusa**
Okay, next is Halkara.
**[08:58] Halkara**
My lyrics are great! They'd sell for sure!
**[09:02] SFX**
Jingle!
***SIGN*** Halkara Pharmaceuticals'
***SIGN*** Nutri-Spirit
***SIGN*** Halkara Lyrics
Kuku Music
**[09:08] Halkara**
*One more push to get through work today!*
**[09:11] Halkara**
*Nu...*
***SIGN*** ~Performance Halted~
**[09:13] Azusa**
Okay, next!
**[09:14] Halkara**
Master! At least give me
constructive criticism!
***SIGN*** The Field
***SIGN*** Falfa & Shalsha Lyrics
Kuku Music
**[09:24] Shalsha**
*Praying mantises are scary*
**[09:28] Shalsha**
* They're scary because*
* they have those scythes*
**[09:32] Falfa**
*Grasshoppers jump*
**[09:36] Falfa**
*They shake their legs to jump*
**[09:41] Falfa**
*Nature is so big*
**[09:45] Shalsha**
*And I am part of nature, too*
**[09:49] Falfa**
*What am I?*
**[09:53] Shalsha**
*I am a being that amounts to nothing*
**[09:57] Both**
*In other words, I think that means I'm me*
**[10:11] Azusa**
I love it! So cute!
**[10:14] Flatorte**
Yes... Its theological elements
might be rather novel.
**[10:17] Falfa**
Yay!
**[10:19] Azusa**
And last is Rosalie!
**[10:20] Rosalie**
Got it!
***SIGN*** Nothing
***SIGN*** Rosalie Lyrics
Kuku Music
**[10:29] Rosalie**
* When you've been stuck in*
* one place for a long time*
**[10:33] Rosalie**
*Even the daytime seems dark*
**[10:39] Rosalie**
* So dark, so dark, so dark,*
* there's truly nothing*
**[10:45] Rosalie**
*I don't even know how to laugh anymore*
**[10:52] Rosalie**
*Even though I want to die, I can't*
**[10:58] Rosalie**
*That's what that night was like*
**[11:04] SFX**
Gloom...
**[11:07] Rosalie**
Oh, I'm having fun now, though!
**[11:11] Kuku**
I was singing about things
like destruction and death,
**[11:15] Kuku**
but it was all just words.
I've never actually died.
**[11:18] Azusa**
No kidding.
**[11:19] Kuku**
So... I realize now that I can't beat
the power of words spoken in truth...
**[11:24] SFX**
Sparkle, sparkle!
**[11:24] Kuku**
I'm going to abandon the name Schifanoia
and go by my real name, Kuku!
**[11:30] Kuku**
And I'm going to try writing a new song
incorporating all of your lyrics!
**[12:08] Kuku**
Thank you all so much for everything!
**[12:10] Azusa**
If you're ever in the area on tour,
drop by the highlands to see us.
**[12:15] Azusa**
In fact, you can think
of it as coming home.
**[12:18] Kuku**
I will! I promise!
**[12:21] Flartorte**
Put on good concerts.
**[12:23] Flartorte**
If you can do that,
everything will work out.
**[12:26] Kuku**
Right!
**[12:27] Flatorte**
Frankly, you have no musical talent.
**[12:30] Flatorte**
But success in this world doesn't
always favor the talented first.
**[12:34] Flatorte**
So it's possible that even you
could end up successful.
**[12:38] Flatorte**
First, you have to fight!
Then just keep fighting from now on!
**[12:42] Kuku**
Right!
**[12:44] Azusa**
They're master and pupil already.
**[12:48] Beelzebub**
I got some great sake,
so I brought it here!
**[12:51] Azusa**
Beelzebub, welcome!
You don't have work to do?
**[12:55] SFX**
Spinny spin!
**[12:55] Beelzebub**
It's my day off!
**[12:57] Beelzebub**
I'm spending today with Falfa and Shalsha!
**[13:01] Beelzebub**
Who's this?
**[13:03] Kuku**
I'm Kuku the minstrel.
**[13:05] Azusa**
She's been staying here at
the house for reasons.
**[13:08] Beelzebub**
Oh?
**[13:09] Beelzebub**
Then you should sing while we drink.
**[13:11] Azusa**
Hey, don't put her on the spot like that.
**[13:15] Kuku**
I'll do it!
**[13:16] Kuku**
No, please let me do it!
**[13:19] Kuku**
To find out if I can get by
as my new, reborn self...
**[13:23] Kuku**
I want someone who doesn't know me
to hear my song and be the judge!
**[13:33] Kuku**
Thank you for listening.
**[13:40] Beelzebub**
Fantastic.
**[13:42] Beelzebub**
That was great!
**[13:44] Kuku**
Th-Thank you!
**[13:46] Beelzebub**
I want you to perform at
our next music festival!
**[13:49] Azusa**
What's that?
**[13:51] Beelzebub**
It's the biggest demon music event
held in the castle town of Vanzeld.
**[13:55] Azusa**
So it's a festival?
**[13:56] Beelzebub**
I'll invite all of you, as well.
**[13:59] Falfa**
Yay!
**[14:00] Beelzebub**
Kuku, was it? Will you perform for us?
**[14:02] Kuku**
Yes, if you'll have me!
**[14:04] Kuku**
Oh, but how big is the stage?
**[14:07] Beelzebub**
Well, you'll be performing for
an audience of about 20,000.
**[14:12] Kuku**
Twenty thousand?!
**[14:15] Azusa**
Kuku?!
**[14:16] Kuku**
Um... I'll practice like
my life depends on it,
**[14:20] Kuku**
so would you mind letting
me stay here a bit longer?
**[14:23] Azusa**
* It looks like our life with*
* Kuku isn't over just yet.*
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
**[14:33] Fatla**
Now, everyone,
please enjoy our music festival.
**[14:37] Azusa**
Thanks, Fatla.
**[14:39] Fatla**
You're welcome to visit the stage and
rehearse before the event tonight.
**[14:43] Fatla**
Would you like to?
**[14:45] Kuku**
Yes, of course.
**[14:46] Kuku**
It's a much bigger stage
than any I've experienced.
**[14:50] Azusa**
Kuku, give it your best!
**[14:52] Kuku**
I will!
**[14:53] Halkara**
Master, what shall we do?
**[14:56] Rosalie**
There are a bunch of shops set up!
**[14:58] Falfa**
I want to go see!
**[15:00] Shalsha**
Me, too.
**[15:13] Azusa**
That was fun!
**[15:22] Azusa**
Kuku, what's wrong?
**[15:24] Kuku**
I visited the venue,
and it was just too big.
**[15:27] Kuku**
When I think of performing on that stage...
**[15:30] Azusa**
The new Kuku will pull through just fine.
**[15:33] Laika**
That's right. I'm no expert, but I can
still tell that you've improved.
**[15:38] Kuku**
I hope so...
**[15:40] Flatorte**
You'll be fine.
**[15:42] Flatorte**
You already have the perseverance to stick
with the same thing for a long time.
**[15:45] Flatorte**
You were just investing your
effort in the wrong way.
**[15:48] Flatorte**
Now that you've fixed that, you can
put on a good performance for sure.
**[15:53] Kuku**
Right...
**[15:54] Laika**
For all you say, Flatorte, you have no
perseverance and never invest effort for long.
**[16:00] Flatorte**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you mean by that?!
**[16:03] Laika**
Well, you only crashed my sister
Leila's wedding on a whim, right?
**[16:08] Laika**
If you wanted to defeat us Red Dragons,
**[16:10] Laika**
shouldn't you have started trying sooner?
**[16:13] Flatorte**
That was the kind of thing
that's best done on a whim!
**[16:16] Laika**
Well, even if you had tried,
I doubt you could have beaten us.
**[16:21] Flatorte**
Fine! Let's settle this right here and now!
**[16:23] Azusa**
Okay, you two, that's enough!
**[16:25] Flatorte**
We'll have a contest to see who has
better luck in today's horoscope.
**[16:28] Laika**
I accept!
**[16:30] Azusa**
That's *too* peaceful a solution!
**[16:34] Flatorte**
What are you laughing at?
**[16:36] Kuku**
I'm sorry... I didn't mean to...
**[16:42] Flatorte**
Kuku, you've done all you could.
**[16:45] Flatorte**
All that's left is to let the
audience hear your song!
**[16:50] Kuku**
Right!
**[16:57] Beelzebub**
How's Kuku doing?
**[17:00] Azusa**
She was a little nervous,
but I think she's okay now.
**[17:03] Azusa**
Beelzebub, thanks for offering
Kuku this opportunity.
**[17:09] Beelzebub**
All I did was give her a opportunity.
**[17:12] Beelzebub**
Whether or not she seizes
that opportunity is up to her.
**[17:29] Kuku**
I'm Kuku.
**[17:30] Kuku**
The song I'm about to perform...
**[17:38] Kuku**
is called "Thank You."
**[18:04] Kuku**
*I know that*
**[18:08] Kuku**
*I should be saying goodbye*
**[18:14] Kuku**
*But that would be too sad*
**[18:20] Kuku**
*So I'll say this instead*
**[18:24] Kuku**
*Thank you*
**[18:27] Kuku**
*I'm not disappearing and going away forever*
**[18:32] Kuku**
*We'll both still be living under the same sky*
**[18:42] Kuku**
*In different places, but at the same time*
**[18:48] Kuku**
*There may be things that we forget*
**[18:56] Kuku**
*Because we are alive*
**[19:00] Kuku**
*But because we're alive, we can remember*
**[19:07] Kuku**
*Yes, we can remember*
**[19:11] Kuku**
*So whenever you feel like it, at least,*
**[19:16] Kuku**
*Come and see me, please come and see me*
**[19:21] Kuku**
*Thank you*
**[19:26] Kuku**
*Thank you*
**[19:32] Kuku**
*Thank you*
**[20:09] All**
Cheers!
**[20:11] Azusa**
Kuku, you were awesome!
**[20:13] Kuku**
I never thought it would go so well!
**[20:15] Kuku**
I owe everything to all of you!
**[20:18] Kuku**
I don't know how to thank you...
**[20:20] Azusa**
What?
**[20:21] Azusa**
There's only one thing to
say at a time like that.
**[20:24] Azusa**
"Thank you," right?
**[20:26] Kuku**
Thank you!
**[20:28] Beelzebub**
You've already got a ton of requests from
the organizers to make appearances!
**[20:33] Kuku**
This...
**[20:34] Kuku**
It looks like enough work to keep me
going in the capital for a while!
**[20:38] Azusa**
Good for you, Kuku!
**[20:40] Azusa**
You've become an overnight sensation!
**[20:42] Kuku**
Yes...
**[20:48] Flatorte**
Kuku, can I borrow your lute?
**[20:51] Kuku**
Y-Yes, of course.
**[20:54] Flatorte**
I have a song for you.
It's not a very good one, though.
**[21:07] Laika**
Is this...
**[21:08] Flatorte**
Schifanoia!
**[21:11] Flatorte**
As Schifanoia, you sang so hard
that you lost consciousness!
**[21:15] Flatorte**
Of course you wouldn't get popular
with music like this, but still!
**[21:18] Flatorte**
You kept doing it because
you believed it was right!
**[21:21] Flatorte**
So if you ever want to go back, you can!
**[21:24] Flatorte**
Don't you dare get any dumb ideas
about giving up on it forever!
**[21:28] Flatorte**
You're not clever enough to keep up
with what's popular in the world!
**[21:32] Flatorte**
If you were, you would've
been popular long ago!
**[21:34] Flatorte**
Even I, Flatorte, got it wrong
over and over and over again...
**[21:42] Flatorte**
And now, I'm living here.
**[21:45] Flatorte**
There is no right answer, but as
long as you don't stop completely,
**[21:48] Flatorte**
there are no total failures!
**[21:50] Flatorte**
So you just sing however you want!
**[21:54] Flatorte**
That's what your life is.
**[22:00] Kuku**
Thank you so much!
**[22:02] Kuku**
I'll do my best right here!
**[22:05] Azusa**
They're definitely master and pupil.
# E11 - I Ate a Mushroom and Turned Into a Child
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKQZV/i-ate-a-mushroom-and-turned-into-a-child)
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**[00:00] Halkara**
The skies are clear!
**[00:02] Halkara**
A day like this calls for...
**[00:03] SFX**
Ta-da!
**[00:04] Halkara**
A mushroom-grilling party!
**[00:06] Halkara**
Or for short, a shroompa!
**[00:08] Falfa**
A shroompa! That sounds fun!
**[00:10] Flatorte**
No meat, though?
**[00:11] Azusa**
These are all types I've never seen before.
**[00:14] Azusa**
Are you sure they're safe to eat?
**[00:16] Halkara**
Of course!
**[00:18] Halkara**
I made sure to only pick the edible ones!
**[00:21] Halkara**
I've perfectly memorized which
mushrooms in the nearby forests
**[00:25] Halkara**
are edible and which ones aren't!
**[00:27] Halkara**
They're *definitely* safe!
**[00:30] Azusa**
* You already have a bad record.*
* Why are you so confident?*
**[00:34] Azusa**
Well, if you insist, I'll believe you.
**[00:37] SFX**
Click, click.
**[00:37] Halkara**
Now, let the shroompa begin!
**[00:41] Halkara**
We spread some butter on the grill
and toss the mushrooms on.
**[00:44] Halkara**
Then we drizzle on some elvin, and...
**[00:47] SFX**
Ta-da!
**[00:48] Halkara**
That's all it takes to
make them super tasty!
**[00:50] SFX**
Scoot, scoot...
**[00:54] Halkara**
What do you think?
**[00:56] Azusa**
Br...
**[00:57] Azusa**
Bring on the booze!
**[01:00] Laika**
This is quite good.
**[01:01] Flatorte**
It's not meat, but it's
good in its own way!
**[01:04] Shalsha**
Delicious.
**[01:05] Falfa**
I didn't know there were so many
different types of mushrooms!
**[01:08] Falfa**
Forests are amazing!
**[01:09] Rosalie**
Here you go, Sister.
**[01:12] Azusa**
Man, nothing beats the combo of grilled
mushrooms and butter with soy sauce!
**[01:17] Halkara**
Soy sauce?
**[01:18] SFX**
Pop!
**[01:19] Azusa**
What's this mushroom called?
**[01:22] Halkara**
They're black dwarf mushrooms.
**[01:24] Halkara**
I only picked the ones that
hadn't grown too big yet.
**[01:26] SFX**
Pop!
**[01:28] Azusa**
And this one?
**[01:29] Halkara**
Gnome's hideaways.
**[01:30] Halkara**
They don't grow in this area,
so I grow them in my room.
**[01:33] Halkara**
At their full size, they're big
enough for a gnome to hide under.
**[01:37] SFX**
Pop!
**[01:38] Azusa**
Is this the same kind?
**[01:39] Halkara**
Yes!
**[01:40] Halkara**
That's also a gnome's hideaway...
**[01:41] Halkara**
or rather, it's a gnome-maker mushroom.
**[01:44] Halkara**
It's what they call a poison mushroom.
Eating it makes you shrink!
**[01:47] ---**
Gulp.
**[01:51] Azusa**
Did you just say "poison"?
Did you really just say "poison"?
**[01:55] Halkara**
Master, your smile looks scary!
**[01:58] SFX**
Boom!
**[01:58] Azusa**
You said they were all
*definitely* safe to eat!
**[02:02] Halkara**
The ones I picked are perfectly fine!
**[02:04] Halkara**
This is one I've been growing in my room!
**[02:07] Azusa**
You think I care?!
**[02:11] Halkara**
Master?
**[02:13] Shalsha**
Mother!
**[02:13] Falfa**
Mama!
**[02:14] Laika**
Lady Azusa!
**[02:15] Flatorte**
Mistress!
**[02:16] Rosalie**
Sister!
**[02:23] Azusa**
Wh-What? What just happened?
**[02:26] Laika**
Lady Azusa...
**[02:28] Falfa**
Mama, you're so cute!
**[02:29] Azusa**
Cute? What?
**[02:31] Azusa**
Wait, what is this?! Don't tell me I...
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
***SIGN*** I Ate a Mushroom and
Turned Into a Child
***SIGN*** I Ate a Mushroom and
Turned Into a Child
**[04:09] Azusa**
I'm totally a child.
**[04:11] Laika**
You certainly look young enough.
**[04:13] Halkara**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[04:15] Halkara**
But don't worry! It doesn't do any
harm, other than making you shrink!
**[04:17] Halkara**
I'll find out how to turn you
back to normal in no time!
**[04:20] ---**
Hmph.
**[04:21] Azusa**
Do that.
**[04:24] Azusa**
I hope I can change back to normal soon...
**[04:29] Laika**
Um, Lady Azusa...
**[04:31] Laika**
This is very difficult
for me to say, but...
**[04:34] SFX**
Sparkle, sparkle...
**[04:34] Laika**
You're so cute!
**[04:36] Azusa**
You're crying?!
**[04:37] SFX**
Scoot, scoot...
**[04:38] Flatorte**
Upsy-daisy!
**[04:40] Azusa**
That's not going to make me happy!
I'm not actually a child!
**[04:43] Rosalie**
Even though your body's smaller,
I guess your soul weighs the same.
**[04:48] Azusa**
*What are you seeing, exactly?!*
**[04:52] Laika**
I'm glad the village had clothes
like yours in children's sizes.
**[04:56] Falfa**
Here, Mama! Open wide!
**[05:01] Azusa**
Again, I'm not a child...
**[05:02] Shalsha**
*Memoirs*, Volume 1: *The Intrinsic Differences
Between Knowledge and Experience*.
**[05:06] Azusa**
What book is that?
**[05:08] Shalsha**
A literary masterpiece about
intuitive cognition.
**[05:11] Azusa**
That's not a book you'd read to
a child. Not that I'm a child.
**[05:15] Shalsha**
Listening to it will make you sleepy.
**[05:17] Shalsha**
It's great for getting babies to nap.
**[05:24] Azusa**
This is...
**[05:25] Azusa**
A kids' lunch...
**[05:27] Laika**
I tried making it fancy
to suit your appearance.
**[05:31] Azusa**
You're enjoying this...
**[05:33] Azusa**
Where's Halkara?
**[05:34] Laika**
She's secluded herself in her room to
search for a way to turn you back.
**[05:37] Azusa**
She'd better find it...
**[05:39] Laika**
Um, Lady Azusa... I have a favor to ask...
**[05:43] Azusa**
What is it?
**[05:44] SFX**
Floaty...
**[05:45] Laika**
Would you let me pet your head?
**[05:50] Azusa**
Okay, fine!
**[05:52] Azusa**
At this point, you might as
well coddle me all you want!
**[05:54] Azusa**
I've resigned myself!
**[05:56] SFX**
Pet, pet.
**[05:58] Laika**
Lady Azusa, you're so cute.
**[06:00] Laika**
Even your grumpy face is adorable.
**[06:02] Flatorte**
Hey! No fair getting her to yourself!
**[06:04] SFX**
Pet, pet, pet.
**[06:06] Flatorte**
I'm petting you more gently
than she did, aren't I?
**[06:08] Flatorte**
My petting is much softer
than hers, isn't it?
**[06:11] Laika**
That is not true!
**[06:11] SFX**
Pet, pet.
**[06:12] Laika**
I can pet her more gently!
**[06:14] Flatorte**
It's obvious that my way feels nicer!
**[06:18] Azusa**
Are you fighting or petting me?
Make up your minds.
**[06:24] Azusa**
Nope, I can't reach it.
**[06:28] Rosalie**
Here you go, Sister.
**[06:29] Azusa**
Thanks, Rosalie.
**[06:31] Rosalie**
Hey, Sister... if you want, um...
**[06:34] Rosalie**
I could comb your hair for you.
**[06:36] Azusa**
You, too?
**[06:38] Azusa**
Okay, go for it.
**[06:41] Rosalie**
Hmm... It's a very distant memory,
**[06:44] Rosalie**
but I think I played with dolls this way
**[06:46] Rosalie**
back when I lived in the mansion.
**[06:49] Azusa**
Dolls...
**[06:52] Halkara**
Sorry I took so long!
**[06:54] Azusa**
Oh, did you find a clue
to changing me back?
**[06:56] Halkara**
Yes!
**[07:01] Halkara**
I found nothing! I'm sorry!
**[07:02] Azusa**
Then why did you look
pleased with yourself?!
**[07:04] Halkara**
I decided to tell you the truth and
apologize, and this is what my face did!
**[07:08] Halkara**
All I can do is sincerely apologize!
**[07:11] Azusa**
This doesn't solve anything.
**[07:13] Azusa**
I have no choice but to ask the demons.
**[07:17] Azusa**
Vosanosanon ujishidau veyani enrila!
**[07:22] Beelzebub**
That was a nice bath.
**[07:24] Azusa**
You've gotten used to appearing
in the bathtub, huh?
**[07:27] Beelzebub**
Oh? Who is this?
**[07:29] Beelzebub**
You bear an uncanny resemblance to Azusa...
**[07:31] SFX**
Shoop.
**[07:31] Beelzebub**
Could you be her daughter?
**[07:32] SFX**
Shoop.
**[07:33] Azusa**
It's me. I'm Azusa.
**[07:35] Azusa**
I shrank because of a poison mushroom.
**[07:38] Beelzebub**
How cute! How adorable!
**[07:40] Azusa**
Hey! Don't treat me like a kid!
**[07:42] Beelzebub**
Resisting being treated like a
child makes you even cuter!
**[07:47] Beelzebub**
I see. So you decided to rely on
the knowledge of the demons.
**[07:51] Azusa**
Please do something!
I can't stay like this forever!
**[07:55] Beelzebub**
Can't you?
**[07:57] Beelzebub**
Would it not be nice to live as the
most adorable child there is?
**[08:01] Azusa**
Fine. I'll tell everyone the great
demon Beelzebub lost to a little kid.
**[08:05] Beelzebub**
That's not fair!
**[08:07] Beelzebub**
Very well. I'll search Vanzeld
Castle for a way to restore you.
**[08:11] Beelzebub**
You'll need to come with me.
**[08:13] Azusa**
All right.
**[08:14] Beelzebub**
We'll bring Shalsha and Falfa, as well.
**[08:17] Azusa**
Why?
**[08:18] Beelzebub**
It makes me happy.
**[08:34] Beelzebub**
Ah, that was just like being in Heaven!
**[08:37] Beelzebub**
What an explosion of cuteness!
**[08:39] Azusa**
Um, please don't tell
Pecora about this, okay?
**[08:43] Azusa**
If she finds out,
it'll complicate things for sure.
**[08:46] Pecora**
Greetings, Dear Sister.
**[08:48] Pecora**
I've been waiting for you.
**[08:51] Pecora**
I can't have you underestimating
the Demon King's power.
**[08:56] SFX**
Shine!
**[08:57] Pecora**
I never dreamed you could look
so adorable, Dear Sister!
**[09:00] Azusa**
I want to go back to normal, though.
**[09:02] Pecora**
Oh, what a waste!
**[09:04] Pecora**
You should, at least, stay like
this until I get tired of it!
**[09:07] Azusa**
Pecora!
**[09:08] Pecora**
Then let's ask the members of your family.
**[09:11] SFX**
Scoot, scoot...
**[09:12] Pecora**
Falfa and Shalsha, do you prefer
your mama as she is now,
**[09:15] Pecora**
or do you want her the way she was before?
**[09:17] Pecora**
If you choose "as she is now,"
I'll give you all the candy you want.
**[09:21] Falfa**
Um, what should we say?
**[09:22] Shalsha**
The ultimate decision...
**[09:24] Azusa**
Don't be bought off with candy!
Mama wants to go back to normal!
**[09:28] Both**
Um...
**[09:29] Pecora**
All right, enough with the jokes.
**[09:31] Azusa**
Jokes?
**[09:32] SFX**
Fwip!
**[09:32] Pecora**
Allow me to suggest a way you
can change back to normal.
**[09:36] Pecora**
Within the demon realm, in a forest
far, far away from the castle,
**[09:41] Pecora**
there is a massive tree
known as the World Tree.
**[09:45] Pecora**
At its very top is a pharmacist who
deals in every medicine ever known.
**[09:50] Azusa**
The World Tree?
**[09:51] Azusa**
We have to go that far to fix this?
**[09:54] Pecora**
Slow and steady wins the race.
**[09:56] Pecora**
It's better than trying some shady
treatment method, don't you think?
**[09:59] Azusa**
All right. I'll try climbing
up this World Tree, then.
**[10:03] Azusa**
What's the place like?
**[10:05] Pecora**
The inside of the World Tree is hollow,
**[10:07] Pecora**
and it's laid out like a complex maze.
**[10:09] Pecora**
The top is the 108th floor,
**[10:10] Pecora**
and on the way there are many areas
inhabited by ferocious wild animals.
**[10:15] Azusa**
A dungeon with 108 floors is pretty big.
**[10:18] Azusa**
But still, I have to go.
**[10:21] Pecora**
In that case, Vania, please take
Dear Sister to the World Tree.
**[10:26] Vania**
So I really have to go, then?
I suppose I do...
**[10:29] Fatla**
Sending my younger sister alone
worries me. I will go, as well.
**[10:32] Pecora**
By the way, Beelzebub, you have plenty of
work to catch up on while they're away.
**[10:37] Beelzebub**
Understood.
**[10:38] SFX**
Gloom...
**[10:39] Azusa**
Well, I'll be back soon.
**[10:41] Falfa**
I want to go with you!
**[10:43] Azusa**
It might be dangerous.
You two need to stay here.
**[10:47] Falfa**
Okay...
**[10:49] Shalsha**
I know Mother will be fine.
**[10:51] Azusa**
All right!
**[10:52] Azusa**
Let's get going, Fatla, Vania!
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
***SIGN*** World Tree
**[11:03] Azusa**
Wow...
**[11:04] Azusa**
Its size is pretty shocking
when I see it in person.
**[11:07] Fatla**
I haven't seen the World Tree in some time.
**[11:10] Fatla**
Since that school field trip, was it?
**[11:11] Vania**
I came here for a field trip, too!
**[11:14] Azusa**
Wow, you've both been here before?
**[11:18] Azusa**
Okay, let's go.
**[11:21] Azusa**
*Even if it's a complex, mysterious dungeon,*
**[11:24] Azusa**
*I'm doing this to go back to normal.*
**[11:25] Azusa**
*I'll get through it, no matter what!*
***SIGN*** Elevator to 10th floor just over there!
1300 Coyns
**[11:35] Azusa**
What does this mean?
**[11:36] Fatla**
Coyns are demon currency.
**[11:38] Azusa**
Not that. The elevator part.
**[11:40] Fatla**
Many people want to go higher
and higher up the World Tree,
**[11:44] Fatla**
which led to the sale of elevator usage.
**[11:47] Fatla**
The higher you want to
go, the more it costs.
**[11:49] Azusa**
I thought it'd be more like a dungeon...
**[11:53] Fatla**
It does have aspects of one, of course.
**[11:55] Fatla**
The 11th and 12th floors are home to
**[11:58] Fatla**
wild World Tree 11th Floor Wolves
and World Tree 12th Floor Wolves,
**[12:02] Fatla**
so we'll need to be careful.
**[12:04] Azusa**
What a dumb way to name animal species...
**[12:06] Azusa**
Wait, where's Vania?
**[12:08] Vania**
I'm sorry!
**[12:09] Vania**
I went to buy deep-fried
buns from that shop!
**[12:12] Vania**
The deep-fried buns here are so
exquisite, they've become famous!
**[12:15] Azusa**
This is just a tourist trap!
**[12:17] Azusa**
That smells good...
**[12:19] Azusa**
Let me try a bit!
**[12:21] Vania**
Good thing they gave you the
children's price, isn't it, Azusa?
***SIGN*** Floor 1 → Floor 10
**[12:24] SFX**
Step, step, step, step...
**[12:28] Azusa**
There's a lot I'd like to say here,
but let's head to floor 11.
**[12:31] Azusa**
We've got a long way to go.
**[12:33] Azusa**
They want 500 coyns per person
for wild animal conservation?
**[12:37] Fatla**
Incidentally, the 13th floor also has
a gate where you'll need to pay.
**[12:42] Azusa**
This seems like such a shoddy business...
***SIGN*** Floor 11: Jungle Area
**[12:44] Azusa**
This definitely looks like a place
where scary animals would live.
**[13:03] Azusa**
What the heck?!
**[13:04] Azusa**
They're totally tame!
Where are the wild animals?!
**[13:08] Fatla**
Many visitors here are powerful demons,
**[13:11] Fatla**
so the animals are no longer hostile.
**[13:13] Fatla**
In fact, they learned to bow
their heads to beg for food.
***SIGN*** Elevator to the 17th floor this way
2200 coyns per adult
**[13:17] Azusa**
Suddenly it costs more
to make less progress.
**[13:20] Fatla**
On the 18th floor, we can see
World Tree 18th Floor Wildcats
**[13:23] SFX**
Meow!
**[13:24] Fatla**
and a rare plant called the
World Tree 18th Floor Rose.
**[13:25] SFX**
Rose, rose!
**[13:27] Azusa**
And I bet there's another elevator
on the 19th floor, right?
**[13:30] Fatla**
Yes. I believe the fare is 3,000 coyns.
***SIGN*** ~ Floor 19
***SIGN*** ~ Floor 17
***SIGN*** Floors 1~10
**[13:36] Azusa**
That's demonic business!
They really are demons!
**[13:39] Vania**
This brings back memories.
**[13:41] Vania**
When I came here on my field trip,
**[13:42] Vania**
I tried to see how far I
could get without paying,
**[13:45] Vania**
but I got lost and ended up
late to our meet-up time.
**[13:49] Fatla**
Life in this area relies
on the tourist industry,
**[13:52] Fatla**
so the maze here is more difficult.
**[13:54] Fatla**
They dig holes, add poisonous
swamps, and other things
**[13:57] Fatla**
to make sure visitors
will use the elevators.
**[14:00] Azusa**
They're building a dungeon...
***SIGN*** Floor 11 → Floor 18
**[14:02] SFX**
Step, step, step...
**[14:05] Roses**
Rose, rose...
***SIGN*** Floor 19 → Floor 38
**[14:08] SFX**
Step, step, step...
**[14:09] Fatla**
It's getting late.
Let's stay here for the night.
**[14:13] SFX**
Ka-tunk!
**[14:15] Vania**
This feels so nice.
**[14:17] Azusa**
It's nothing like the
World Tree I had imagined...
**[14:21] Fatla**
Yes, there was no stopping its
transition to a tourist stop.
**[14:24] Fatla**
That said, there are no elevators
after the eighth station.
**[14:28] Azusa**
What is this, Mount Fuji?
**[14:29] Fatla**
Azusa, it might be a strange
way to bring this up, but...
**[14:34] Fatla**
Thank you for giving me this opportunity.
**[14:37] Fatla**
It had been a long time since my
sister and I took a trip together.
**[14:41] Azusa**
Yeah, I bet. You're both so busy with
work, I'm sure you never had time.
**[14:46] Fatla**
I must apologize. This is
part of our work, as well.
**[14:49] Azusa**
It's fine. Sorry for dragging you
both into such a weird task.
**[14:53] Fatla**
Well, the floors will be more
cramped from this point on,
**[14:57] Fatla**
so we'll be moving upward at a faster pace.
**[14:59] Fatla**
Tomorrow night, we'll
lodge on the 84th floor.
**[15:02] Vania**
After that, it's a real
dungeon, with no lodging.
**[15:06] Azusa**
Right! Let's do this thing!
***SIGN*** Floor 38 → Floor 39
**[15:08] SFX**
Step, step, step...
***SIGN*** Floor 39 → Floor 85
**[15:24] Fatla**
Please be careful.
**[15:25] Fatla**
This floor is home to drooling
sloths and snot-nosed sloths.
**[15:30] Sloth**
Durr!
**[15:31] Sloth**
Durr!
**[15:33] Fatla**
They are ferocious, so they will attack.
**[15:36] Sloth**
Durr!
**[15:37] Azusa**
Kiddie Punch!
**[15:39] Sloth**
Durr!
**[15:40] Azusa**
As far as my stats go, I still
seem to be doing pretty well.
**[15:43] Vania**
Wow! That was amazing!
**[15:46] Sloths**
Durr!
**[15:47] Vania**
You can leave these to me!
**[15:52] Sloths**
Durr!
**[15:53] Azusa**
You two are pretty strong, too!
**[15:55] Azusa**
I guess you are Leviathans, huh?
**[15:57] Vania**
Yes!
**[15:57] Sloths**
Durr!
**[15:59] Fatla**
Now, let us hurry.
***SIGN*** Floor 89
***SIGN*** Floor 96
***SIGN*** Floor 102
***SIGN*** Floor 87 → Floor 107
***SIGN*** Floor 107
**[16:10] Azusa**
We made it...
**[16:26] Azusa**
I didn't say anything yet.
**[16:29] Fatla**
I knew what you were going to say.
**[16:30] Fatla**
We've come this far together, after all.
**[16:33] Azusa**
I guess so.
**[16:35] Vania**
What's this? I feel kind of strange.
**[16:39] Vania**
I'm not normally the type to cry...
**[16:42] Fatla**
You mustn't.
**[16:43] Fatla**
We're still on the job.
**[16:48] Fatla**
When we were still children,
**[16:49] Fatla**
you nearly jumped off and fell
from here, didn't you, Vania?
**[16:52] Vania**
I didn't do anything that clumsy.
**[16:55] Vania**
You were the one who just started
complaining more as we kept going.
**[17:01] Vania**
And then Father said we never
should have brought you along.
**[17:06] Fatla**
Well, climbing that volcano
really was exhausting.
**[17:10] Fatla**
And it took longer than we expected.
**[17:12] Vania**
As I always tell you, not everything
works out exactly as scheduled.
**[17:17] Fatla**
Or maybe you're just too lazy.
***SIGN*** Floor 108
**[17:33] Azusa**
Excuse me.
**[17:34] Azusa**
I ate a gnome-maker mushroom
and became smaller.
**[17:38] Azusa**
Do you have any medicine that
can change me back to normal?
**[17:41] Pharmacist**
Ah, yes, yes.
**[17:42] Pharmacist**
Until recently, that mushroom's
effects were difficult to treat,
**[17:46] Pharmacist**
but I've since learned that a certain
medicine works well against it.
**[17:49] Azusa**
Really?
**[17:50] Pharmacist**
Yes, it's become a huge hit.
**[17:54] Pharmacist**
Here it is.
**[17:55] Azusa**
Isn't this...
**[17:57] Pharmacist**
It's made by a witch named Eno who's
well-known as the Witch of the Cave.
**[18:00] Azusa**
Ah, yeah. Right.
**[18:02] Eno**
Hello! It's the Witch of the Cave, Eno!
**[18:06] Eno**
I brought three more
cases of that medicine!
**[18:09] Azusa**
Eno!
**[18:10] Azusa**
What are you doing here?!
**[18:12] Eno**
Huh? Whose child are you?
**[18:15] Eno**
Wait, are you... the Witch
of the Highlands?!
**[18:19] Eno**
Wow! You actually walked
all the way up here?
**[18:22] Azusa**
Yeah...
**[18:23] Eno**
Dragons can't make it, but wyverns
can come straight to the top.
**[18:27] Eno**
They carry medicines and such.
**[18:29] Eno**
Also, it doesn't make sense.
**[18:31] Eno**
I deliver Mandragora Pills
to Vanzeld Castle, too.
**[18:35] Eno**
I'm certain the Demon King
knows I transport them there.
**[18:38] Azusa**
Wha—
**[18:40] Pecora**
I forgot that a wyvern could
fly straight to the top!
**[18:43] Pecora**
Oopsie!
**[18:44] SFX**
Tee-hee!
**[18:45] Azusa**
No, you totally knew. And you
knew about the medicine, too.
**[18:49] Pecora**
Whatever do you mean?
**[18:51] Azusa**
Never mind.
**[18:53] Azusa**
We were allowed to ride a wyvern
back to get here faster.
**[18:56] Azusa**
I just want to take that
medicine and have a bath.
**[18:59] Azusa**
I'm a mess after that crazy adventure.
**[19:01] Pecora**
Wait a moment!
**[19:02] Pecora**
You might as well return to
normal in front of everyone.
**[19:06] Azusa**
Well, we did work hard to get this.
**[19:08] Azusa**
Maybe that would be more moving.
**[19:12] Beelzebub**
Really? It was just Mandragora Pills?
**[19:15] Beelzebub**
You worked so hard for nothing.
**[19:17] Azusa**
All's well that ends well.
**[19:19] Azusa**
I'm going back to normal now.
**[19:27] Azusa**
Here it comes!
**[19:29] Shalsha**
I'm apprehensive about this.
**[19:33] Shalsha**
If she gets bigger,
**[19:34] Shalsha**
she won't fit in children's clothes.
**[19:40] Pecora**
Oh, Dear Sister! How scandalous!
**[19:42] Pecora**
As your little sister,
I can't bear to watch!
**[19:44] Azusa**
Pecora! You knew this would
happen and didn't tell me!
**[19:48] Pecora**
I don't know what you
mean. I haven't the foggiest!
**[19:52] Azusa**
At this point, we all might
as well take a bath!
**[19:55] Azusa**
We'll all be naked together,
including you! Got it?!
**[19:58] Pecora**
Huh?
**[20:02] Azusa**
There's nothing better than a big bath.
**[20:05] Beelzebub**
I hear you.
**[20:07] Beelzebub**
It hits even deeper when
you're exhausted from work.
**[20:15] Azusa**
Pecora.
**[20:16] Pecora**
D-Dear Sister!
**[20:18] Azusa**
Does being in the bath with
all of us embarrass you?
**[20:21] Pecora**
N-No, it's just... I-I'm not
used to this sort of thing...
**[20:27] Azusa**
Oh, yeah. Since you're the Demon King,
**[20:30] Azusa**
I guess you wouldn't take
baths with anyone.
**[20:34] Azusa**
But when you get me, I get you back.
**[20:36] Azusa**
I'm gonna get a good look at you naked!
**[20:38] Pecora**
Th-That's scandalous!
**[20:42] Azusa**
Being naked is the proper
attire for a bath.
**[20:45] Azusa**
Besides, it's not embarrassing when
everyone's in it together, right?
**[20:49] Azusa**
Still, you took your joke a
little too far this time.
**[20:54] Azusa**
Listen, Pecora.
**[20:56] Azusa**
No matter what your reason is,
I'm your older sister,
**[21:00] Azusa**
and if my little sister does
something bad, I'll scold her.
**[21:06] Azusa**
Understand?
**[21:09] Pecora**
I'm sorry.
**[21:11] Azusa**
Good girl.
**[21:13] Azusa**
No more hard feelings, right?
**[21:15] Pecora**
Um, Dear Sister...
**[21:17] Azusa**
What?
**[21:19] Pecora**
I always dreamed of getting a kiss
because of the books I read,
**[21:25] Pecora**
but nothing beyond that was
written in the books.
**[21:28] Azusa**
Ah. So that's the most
you could imagine, huh?
**[21:32] Azusa**
You're very pure.
**[21:34] Pecora**
So there's something I'd
like you to do for me.
**[21:37] Azusa**
Just name it.
**[21:39] Pecora**
May I... touch your breasts?
**[21:43] Azusa**
What?! What are you saying?!
**[21:45] Pecora**
I thought I should get used to it, too!
**[21:48] Pecora**
I hoped touching your chest
would get me more accustomed!
**[21:51] Azusa**
That is *not* allowed!
**[21:54] Pecora**
Why isn't it allowed, Dear Sister?!
**[21:57] Azusa**
If the Demon King had some weird awakening,
it'd cause irreversible damage!
**[22:01] Azusa**
I can't grant that favor!
**[22:02] Pecora**
Dear Sister!
**[22:04] Azusa**
For the sake of world peace,
you need to remain pure!
# E12 - We Opened a Coffee Shop
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQMQ8P/we-opened-a-coffee-shop)
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**[00:18] Falfa**
Wow, how pretty!
**[00:19] Azusa**
That's right. I guess it
is festival season now.
**[00:23] Laika**
What sort of festival is it?
**[00:25] Shalsha**
It's Flatta's dance festival.
**[00:27] Shalsha**
It started about 250 years ago,
**[00:30] Shalsha**
and everyone dances however they please
in the town square or the highlands.
**[00:33] Shalsha**
It's about offering the fruits
of the harvest to the earth god
**[00:37] Shalsha**
and praying for a bountiful
harvest next year.
**[00:40] Shalsha**
The celebration lasts two days,
both on the festival's eve and the day of the festival.
**[00:44] Halkara**
It's nice to be able to
dance however you please!
**[00:49] Laika**
Are you going to participate, Lady Azusa?
**[00:51] Azusa**
I distance myself from this one a bit.
**[00:54] Azusa**
I've been living around here since
before the festival started,
**[00:57] Azusa**
so if I'm not careful, I could end
up being given the starring role.
**[01:02] Laika**
I see...
**[01:04] Falfa**
Does this festival have stalls
that sell sweet candies?
**[01:07] Shalsha**
The study of festivals is
historically important.
**[01:11] Halkara**
You know, drinks can be
sold at festivals, too.
**[01:14] Halkara**
Even at higher prices,
they sell like hotcakes.
**[01:16] Halkara**
At times, I felt like they make
a little *too* much profit...
**[01:17] Azusa**
* That's true... My family*
* did grow all of a sudden.*
**[01:24] Azusa**
* Since we're here, maybe I'll try to change*
* how I interact with these things.*
**[01:31] Azusa**
*What should I do, though?*
**[01:33] Halkara**
More fruit wine, please!
**[01:36] Azusa**
Halkara, you can drink,
but don't go overboard, okay?
**[01:39] Halkara**
I make drinks out of plants myself,
**[01:43] Halkara**
so I can't help drinking them to compare...
**[01:46] Azusa**
*She can make drinks...*
**[01:48] Laika**
I see.
**[01:50] Laika**
They add pepper as a secret ingredient.
**[01:52] Laika**
I'm going to try making
this sauce sometime.
**[01:56] Azusa**
*And she can cook...*
**[01:57] Falfa**
Mama!
**[01:59] Falfa**
Have some water!
**[02:00] Shalsha**
I got some share plates.
**[02:02] Azusa**
Thanks, you two.
**[02:08] Azusa**
*And we have two cute waitresses!*
**[02:10] Azusa**
I have an idea!
**[02:12] Azusa**
We'll open a coffee shop called
The Witch's House on festival's eve!
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years
and Maxed Out My Level
***SIGN*** We Opened a Coffee Shop
***SIGN*** We Opened a Coffee Shop
**[03:51] Rosalie**
Sister, it's here!
**[03:53] SFX**
Ta-da!
**[03:56] Halkara**
What is this?
**[03:58] Azusa**
Waitress uniforms for The Witch's House.
**[04:00] Azusa**
Remember when we all got
measured the other day?
**[04:13] Azusa**
Let's all try them on right now!
**[04:20] Azusa**
Well, I guess it works.
**[04:22] Falfa**
Mama!
**[04:25] SFX**
Float, float...
**[04:25] Falfa**
How do we look?
**[04:27] Shalsha**
It doesn't feel that bad...
**[04:29] SFX**
Blush!
**[04:30] SFX**
Hug!
**[04:31] Azusa**
Yes! You're adorable!
**[04:32] Halkara**
Um...
**[04:34] SFX**
Boing, boing.
**[04:35] Halkara**
They took my measurements,
but the chest is still so tight...
**[04:39] SFX**
Plump.
**[04:42] Azusa**
*What kind of shady shop are we running?!*
**[04:44] Azusa**
Halkara, if you wear that,
you're banned from the shop.
**[04:46] SFX**
Shock!
**[04:47] Halkara**
We haven't even opened up yet!
**[04:49] Falfa**
Flatorte, you look so cute!
**[04:51] Shalsha**
It's very harmonious.
**[04:53] Shalsha**
It's almost as if they used
the golden ratio somehow.
**[04:56] Flatorte**
Y-You think so?
**[04:57] Flatorte**
Personally, I find it very restrictive.
**[04:59] Flatorte**
I feel more comfortable naked.
**[05:01] Flatorte**
The great Flatorte will
fight this battle naked!
**[05:05] Azusa**
There's no way that's better!
**[05:06] Rosalie**
Aw, you're all so lucky.
**[05:09] Rosalie**
I wish I could try something on, too.
**[05:12] Azusa**
You'll be changing your
outfit, too, of course.
**[05:16] Azusa**
Allow this outstretched
hand to reach the other side!
**[05:22] Azusa**
Work, magic!
**[05:24] Azusa**
Change, Rosalie!
**[05:32] SFX**
Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!
**[05:35] Rosalie**
Wow, this is great!
**[05:37] Rosalie**
Thank you, Sister!
**[05:39] Azusa**
Sure. You look great.
**[05:43] Azusa**
Now, that just leaves Laika...
**[05:54] Azusa**
A god... There's a god here...
**[06:01] Laika**
It, um...
**[06:03] Laika**
doesn't look too odd, does it?
**[06:06] Both**
Priceless...
**[06:08] Laika**
I wore something like this for
a school play long ago...
**[06:12] Laika**
I got the same reaction and
felt just as embarrassed.
**[06:15] Azusa**
Oh, that embarrassed face!
**[06:18] Both**
Priceless!
**[06:19] SFX**
Freeze...
**[06:21] Laika**
Please don't say the same
thing over and over!
**[06:24] Azusa**
All right! Now we come up with our menu!
**[06:28] SFX**
Hop!
**[06:29] Halkara**
Sounds like it's my turn!
**[06:33] Halkara**
I've already come up with this!
**[06:36] Azusa**
Hmm...
**[06:37] Azusa**
Okay, this "Fifteen-Flavor
Aphrodisiac Drink Blend" is out.
**[06:41] Halkara**
Why?! It was a huge hit
among the men of Flatta!
**[06:45] Guy**
I'm still in my prime!
**[06:47] SFX**
Pop!
**[06:47] Azusa**
That's not the image we want!
**[06:48] Azusa**
And this "Drink Daily to Grow Taller in a Month!
Bone-Lengthening Herbal Blend" is out, too.
**[06:51] SFX**
Shabam!
**[06:53] Azusa**
Come up with something more normal!
**[06:56] Halkara**
Well, if you want something else...
**[06:59] Halkara**
All I have is this "Wild Grape and Honey Juice
with a Light Flavor and Pleasant Aftertaste."
**[07:04] Azusa**
That's what you should've given me first!
**[07:07] Laika**
Honestly, you have no
sense for this at all.
**[07:10] Flatorte**
You're the one who lacks sense!
**[07:13] Azusa**
What's all the fuss over here?
**[07:16] Laika**
Lady Azusa!
**[07:17] Laika**
Please hear out my idea!
**[07:19] Laika**
Anyone who can eat this giant
omelet within 30 minutes
**[07:22] Laika**
gets their meal free! What do you think?
**[07:24] Azusa**
Uh, I'm not sure we want
competitive eating material...
**[07:30] Flatorte**
It's unthinkable!
**[07:31] Flatorte**
What is cooking without meat?
**[07:33] Flatorte**
So we serve endless delicious meat dishes!
**[07:36] SFX**
Om.
**[07:36] Flatorte**
This is all we need!
**[07:43] Azusa**
No, it's not!
**[07:45] Azusa**
Both of you are wrong!
**[07:48] Laika**
Then what about topping boiled pasta
with sweet cream for something unique?
**[07:53] Azusa**
I like that you're up for a challenge,
but that's not necessary!
**[07:56] Halkara**
Master!
**[07:56] SFX**
Shine!
**[07:57] SFX**
Slide, slide...
**[07:58] Halkara**
Then let's serve a full-course meal
using 36 types of mushrooms!
**[08:03] Azusa**
Some are gonna be poisonous, though.
**[08:05] Falfa**
Mama!
**[08:07] Falfa**
Look at the big grasshopper I caught!
**[08:09] Falfa**
What if we cook this grasshopper?
**[08:11] Azusa**
We can't serve that in the shop.
**[08:13] Azusa**
I'll come up with the menu!
**[08:16] Rosalie**
There we go.
**[08:20] Rosalie**
All right, that's done!
**[08:41] Natalie**
Great Witch!
**[08:42] Natalie**
I look forward to seeing your shop.
**[08:46] Falfa**
It's a coffee shop, The Witch's House!
**[08:48] Shalsha**
It's opening tomorrow.
**[08:50] Laika**
Please come and visit.
**[08:52] Flatorte**
Check out our coffee shop,
The Witch's House!
**[08:54] Rosalie**
We'll have tasty food!
**[08:55] Laika**
Please come and visit.
**[08:56] Flatorte**
You'd better come!
**[08:58] Halkara**
Here you go!
**[09:03] Shalsha**
Not bad.
**[09:05] Azusa**
Thanks, everyone.
**[09:07] Azusa**
So, tomorrow's the day we open.
**[09:10] Azusa**
Though I'm not sure if anyone will come...
**[09:12] Azusa**
No, the most important thing
is that we have fun.
**[09:16] Azusa**
Let's all have fun tomorrow!
**[09:19] All**
Yeah!
**[09:36] Azusa**
Well, gotta start getting
things ready early...
***SIGN*** I've Been Killing Slimes
for 300 Years and
Maxed Out My Level
**[09:57] Laika**
This is...
**[09:58] Falfa**
Wow...
**[09:59] Shalsha**
They're even coming from outside of Flatta.
**[10:02] Halkara**
Hmm, lining up overnight
is against the rules.
**[10:05] SFX**
Slither...
**[10:05] Rosalie**
Nope, I heard the first ones rushed
here first thing in the morning.
**[10:08] Halkara**
That's okay, then!
**[10:11] Azusa**
We'll have to open ahead of schedule!
**[10:15] All**
Yeah!
**[10:20] Azusa**
Our coffee shop, The Witch's House,
is opening one hour early!
**[10:26] Azusa**
* Nobody cheers like that for*
* a coffee shop opening!*
**[10:36] Three**
Welcome!
**[10:38] Three**
Welcome!
**[10:40] All**
Welcome to our coffee shop,
The Witch's House!
**[10:49] Customer 1(F)**
The Great Witch looks
beautiful as a waitress...
**[10:51] SFX**
Float...
**[10:55] Customer 2(M)**
And Halkara looks like the perfect
balance of wholesome and unwholesome.
**[10:56] SFX**
Float...
**[11:00] Falfa**
May we take your order?
**[11:03] Shalsha**
Here's some water.
**[11:05] Customer 3(F)**
Her twin daughters couldn't be cuter!
**[11:07] Customer 1(F)**
Yes, but above all...
**[11:11] Laika**
Thank you for waiting.
**[11:13] Laika**
Here is the omelet you ordered.
**[11:17] Laika**
Please take your time enjoying your meal.
**[11:21] Customer 4(M)**
She's a goddess.
**[11:23] Customer 5(F)**
If I had a little sister like that,
I'd be hugging her all the time.
**[11:26] Customer 6(F)**
No words are needed... Just...
**[11:29] Customers 1-6**
Priceless!
**[11:30] Laika**
P-Please don't stare at me so much...
**[11:34] Laika**
It's embarrassing...
**[11:35] SFX**
Pshoom!
**[11:36] Customer 8(M)**
Hey, hang in there!
**[11:37] Customer 9(F)**
It's a shallow wound!
**[11:39] Azusa**
What kind of shop *is* this?
**[11:41] Flatorte**
I hate that Laika is getting
all the attention!
**[11:44] Flatorte**
I won't lose to her!
**[11:46] SFX**
Bam! Bam! Bam!
**[11:49] Flatorte**
I can carry all these at once!
**[11:51] Customers**
Ooh!
**[11:52] Male Customer**
Amazing!
**[11:53] Female Customer**
How wonderful!
**[11:53] Flatorte**
It's a piece of cake!
**[11:54] Azusa**
Wait, if you try to do that...
**[12:01] Rosalie**
That was a close one.
**[12:04] Rosalie**
There!
**[12:07] Customer 10(F)**
The ghost lady is the best!
**[12:09] Customer 11(F)**
That's fantastic service!
**[12:12] Rosalie**
Thanks.
**[12:13] Azusa**
I guess people enjoy service with style.
**[12:16] Halkara**
Master!
**[12:19] Customer 12(M)**
This juice is really refreshing.
**[12:21] Customer 13(F)**
And the soup warms me right up.
**[12:24] Customer 13(F)**
It's so homely, but so elegant, too.
**[12:27] Customer 14(F)**
The wall decorations are adorable.
**[12:29] Halkara**
They all seem to enjoy both
the food and the atmosphere.
**[12:35] Azusa**
All right, everyone, keep up the good work!
**[12:38] Falfa**
Okay!
**[12:42] Laika**
Thank you very much.
**[12:47] Shalsha**
I'm sorry, Mother.
My feet can't take any more.
**[12:51] Azusa**
No, I'm sorry I didn't notice.
**[12:54] Azusa**
Just take it easy.
**[12:57] Shalsha**
No, I'll take over the register.
**[13:00] Shalsha**
This way, I can keep working.
**[13:02] Azusa**
Thank you. But don't overdo it, okay?
**[13:05] SFX**
Sputter, sputter...
**[13:06] Halkara**
Here's your milk tea!
**[13:08] Halkara**
Here's your salad with forest tree nuts!
**[13:08] SFX**
Sputter, sputter...
**[13:11] Rosalie**
So three coffees, a mini chiffon
cake, and two fruit cakes...
**[13:15] Rosalie**
And for you, a black tea, a milk,
a special omelet, and a sandwich?
**[13:19] Azusa**
It's a good kind of surprise, but I
never thought we'd be this successful.
**[13:23] Beelzebub**
What a fine shop.
**[13:24] Azusa**
Thank you for waiting!
How many in... your...
**[13:27] Azusa**
Don't you have anything to do at work?
**[13:29] Beelzebub**
You're being awfully rude to a customer.
**[13:32] Azusa**
Did I tell you we were doing this?
**[13:34] Beelzebub**
You did not!
**[13:35] Beelzebub**
I only came because I
happened to hear about it!
**[13:38] Beelzebub**
Don't I always tell you to invite me
along when you're doing something fun?
**[13:40] SFX**
Hmph!
**[13:42] Azusa**
*Oh, she wanted to be invited.*
**[13:45] Azusa**
Hey, Beelzebub, it's not too late to
help us serve customers if you want...
**[13:50] Azusa**
I mean... i-if you could, maybe?
**[13:54] Azusa**
I-If you can't, it's okay...
**[13:58] Beelzebub**
I am a demon, you know.
**[14:00] Beelzebub**
I'm not someone you can so
easily ask for a favor.
**[14:03] Beelzebub**
Don't let your head get so big.
**[14:07] Azusa**
Beelzebub, that's... the back door...
**[14:17] Beelzebub**
Well, I suppose I don't mind.
**[14:19] Azusa**
You're raring to go!
When did you change clothes?!
**[14:22] Customer 15(F)**
She's the head waitress, but she has
the intense aura of a queen...
**[14:25] Customer 16(M)**
No, she has both the dignity of a soldier
**[14:27] Customer 16(M)**
and the class of a proper lady.
**[14:29] Customer 16(M)**
She gives off the scent
of something forbidden!
**[14:35] Beelzebub**
Welcome to our coffee shop, The Witch's House!
**[14:39] Beelzebub**
When you've decided what you'd
like to order, just let me know.
**[14:44] Azusa**
She's perfect!
**[14:55] Beelzebub**
Hey, cooks!
**[14:57] Beelzebub**
An herb tea, carrot chiffon cake set,
**[14:59] Beelzebub**
and two mixed juices, please!
**[15:03] Laika**
She's turned out to be quite the helper.
**[15:05] Azusa**
I can't believe she's even
changed her tone of voice.
**[15:08] Azusa**
With Beelzebub helping us now,
maybe we can breathe a little easier.
**[15:13] Azusa**
There's no sign of the crowd
starting to thin, though...
**[15:16] Pecora**
Okay, here we go!
**[15:19] SFX**
Flick!
**[15:20] Pecora**
Now do it with me, okay?
**[15:23] Pecora**
Be delicious!
**[15:25] SFX**
Float...
**[15:29] Pecora**
I added a bit of little devil spice, too!
**[15:32] Customers 17-19(F;M;M)**
Squee!
**[15:34] Azusa**
You're way past "little devil"!
What are you doing?!
**[15:37] SFX**
Turn!
**[15:37] Pecora**
Dear Sister!
**[15:39] SFX**
Sparkle!
**[15:39] Pecora**
What do you think?
Does my outfit look cute?
**[15:44] Azusa**
Should a Demon King who terrifies crying
babies into silences be serving customers?
**[15:47] Pecora**
Of course!
**[15:48] Pecora**
I always wanted to be a part of
a shop like this just once!
**[15:52] Azusa**
Wait, if you're here, does that mean...
**[16:03] Vania**
And here's your fosca sheep
sauté with truffles!
**[16:07] Azusa**
I thought so.
**[16:09] Fatla**
It's the chef's special platter.
**[16:11] Fatla**
My sister came up with an improved
version for human palates.
**[16:14] Azusa**
She just made herself the chef!
**[16:16] Halkara**
Chef, one more of the special!
**[16:18] Vania**
Got it!
**[16:19] Azusa**
And it's already on the menu...
**[16:21] Fatla**
Halkara, please take this
dessert menu to table three.
**[16:25] Halkara**
Yes, Manager!
**[16:27] Azusa**
And Fatla's the floor manager now!
**[16:29] Laika**
A group just came in!
**[16:31] Azusa**
Huh?
**[16:32] Rosalie**
I have an addition to an order!
**[16:33] Azusa**
Huh?
**[16:34] Falfa**
There are so many customers!
**[16:35] Azusa**
Huh?!
**[16:36] Fightie**
Master! Is that outfit some
new kind of training?
**[16:39] Fightie**
I'll help, too!
**[16:42] Beelzebub**
What are you doing here?
**[16:44] Eno**
I have some samples of the Eno
brand's latest supplement!
**[16:48] Eno**
Feel free to take one! Here you go!
**[16:51] Halkara**
Hey! Did anyone say you could do that?
**[16:56] Kuku**
Here's a free song for all
the folks waiting in line!
**[17:00] Flatorte**
Listen to the cries of
Kuku and Flatorte's souls!
**[17:06] Azusa**
This is turning into something
kind of crazy...
**[17:10] Azusa**
Nothing to do but continue doing my job!
**[17:42] Natalie**
Great Witch, thank you for the lovely meal.
**[17:45] Azusa/Laika**
Thank you for coming.
**[17:49] Azusa**
Well, I guess we can close up now.
**[17:52] Eno**
This new product uses fruit juice
to counter the bitterness.
**[17:55] Halkara**
Let's talk business sometime.
**[17:58] Kuku**
Let's perform together again!
**[17:59] Flatorte**
I'll write a song that'll
make your heart tremble!
**[18:02] Fightie**
Master, please spar with me!
**[18:04] Beelzebub**
Just go home already.
**[18:07] Pecora**
Dear Sister!
**[18:09] SFX**
Flash!
**[18:10] SFX**
Zoom!
**[18:10] Pecora**
I had so much fun today!
**[18:12] SFX**
Stretch!
**[18:13] Pecora**
I'll come help again!
**[18:13] SFX**
Hug!
**[18:15] Vania**
See you next time.
**[18:17] Fatla**
Goodbye.
**[18:18] Azusa**
Thanks for your help, everyone.
**[18:25] Azusa**
All right.
**[18:26] Azusa**
Good work, everyone!
**[18:28] Laika**
Same to you, Lady Azusa.
**[18:36] Azusa**
We still need to clean up,
but I guess we can take our time.
**[18:56] Azusa**
* It's been 300 years since*
* I reincarnated here.*
**[18:58] Azusa**
*After finding out I had maxed out my level,*
**[19:01] Azusa**
*my life turned around completely.*
**[19:05] Azusa**
*If this keeps up,*
**[19:06] Azusa**
* I bet lots more fun and*
* hectic things will happen.*
**[19:10] Azusa**
* Although if I'm comparing my recent life*
* to the 300 years before that,*
**[19:14] Azusa**
* my recent life is still new, but I can*
* confidently say it's had lots more fun times.*
**[19:20] Halkara**
The cost, list price, and profit...
**[19:22] Rosalie**
Coffee and chocolate cake....
**[19:23] Flatorte**
A biba non non!
**[19:26] Azusa**
*Living a slow life alone was nice,*
**[19:28] Azusa**
* but living a slow life with others*
* is special in its own way.*
**[19:32] Azusa**
* And this is still the result of all*
* those years defeating slimes,*
**[19:36] Azusa**
* so I can't forget the debt*
* I owe to the slimes.*
**[19:39] Azusa**
*That said, there are slimes everywhere,*
**[19:42] Azusa**
* so I'm sure I'll have to*
* face one eventually.*
**[19:44] Azusa**
*But for now, our coffee shop is done.*
**[19:52] Azusa**
* I think I'd like to live a nice*
* peaceful life for a while.*
**[20:31] Halkara**
Master.
**[20:33] Halkara**
Tonight is the main event of
Flatta's dance festival.
**[20:36] Rosalie**
I wonder what it's like!
**[20:38] Falfa**
I want to go!
**[20:40] Shalsha**
I'm interested.
**[20:41] Laika**
Lady Azusa, I'd like to go, as well.
**[20:44] Azusa**
Then I guess we'll all go
check it out tonight.
**[20:46] Falfa**
Yay!
**[20:48] Beelzebub**
I will show you my demon dance!
**[20:52] Azusa**
Do you have nothing better to do?
**[20:54] Beelzebub**
Wha—
**[20:54] Beelzebub**
Have you no gratitude after all
the work I did yesterday?
**[20:57] SFX**
Slide!
**[20:59] Falfa**
Thanks for helping yesterday, Beelzebub!
**[21:01] Shalsha**
You were a big help.
**[21:03] Beelzebub**
Oh, it was nothing.
**[21:05] Beelzebub**
You can ask for my help again anytime.
**[21:08] Rosalie**
You really can't resist those two, can you?
**[21:08] Beelzebub**
There, there. You're so cute.
**[21:12] Flatorte**
I'm gonna dance, too!
I'll let it all hang out!
**[21:15] Laika**
Don't you dare! You'll bring
shame to all Dragons!
**[21:19] SFX**
Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing...
**[21:19] Halkara**
I'm quite confident in
my dancing skills, too!
**[21:23] Azusa**
I'd rather you didn't dance, either.
**[21:26] Halkara**
Why not, Master?
**[21:28] Laika**
At any rate, if you get out of hand
at the festival, they'll ban you.
**[21:32] Flatorte**
How rude!
**[21:32] Halkara**
Come on, Master!
What's wrong with my dancing?
**[21:36] Azusa**
Look, just...
**[21:37] Falfa**
Hey, Beelzebub!
**[21:39] Shalsha**
What's your dance like?
**[21:40] Beelzebub**
It's a mysterious dance handed down
among demons that sucks out mana.
**[21:44] Rosalie**
Another peaceful day...
**[21:51] Azusa**
Yes, I'm coming.
**[21:56] Azusa**
How can I help you?
**[22:01] Azusa**
*After 300 years of killing slimes,*
**[22:04] Azusa**
*another fun day is about to begin.*