# E3 - Deadlock! Classmates
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Greetings to my beloved Fatherland,
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and to all its neighboring countries.
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I am
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currently engaged in what
could be called "academic pursuits."
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"Episode 3: Deadlock! Classmates"
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Yes, yes, this is what I wanted!
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A stable, civilized life in the rear echelon.
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And now, I am engaged in school activities
that have nothing to do with war.
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However...
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Put in words, it seems so peaceful,
but as a picture, what the hell is going on?
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Even the battlefield makes more sense!
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And General Rudersdorf is the principal,
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and General Zettour the vice-principal?
Is that some kind of joke?
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And my teacher is some weird clown guy...
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This world is even more misbegotten
than that insane place I was sent to!
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However...
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Your name was Albedo, right?
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Don't even tryyy.
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You have no right to give me orders.
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You all need to get along here,
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or we'll have a problemmm.
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And maybe you'll have a problem, toooo!
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I see. So that's how it is?
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What's how it is?
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The man before us,
this Mr. Roswaal, is implying
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that any acts which would endanger
our "school life" are strictly forbidden.
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I'm afraid what you're saying is beyond me.
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I'll give you a simple explanation.
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Assume that we have been trapped in
this world and forced to become students.
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Trapped?
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Is that right?
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Our liege understood this from the start.
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Not only did I not know it from
the start, I didn't know it at all!
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An astute observation, Demiurge.
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It's "that thing," is it not?
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Indeed, it is that thing.
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That thing!
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That thing, indeed!
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What thing?!
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The others, that is, everyone but
you and me, do not understand.
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So please explain it to them
in very clear terms.
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As you wish, my liege.
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We may assume that this world is
covered in some sort of barrier
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which exerts a compulsory
effect on those within it.
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The details elude us for the moment,
but one likely assumption is that any act
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that threatens our "school life"
may render us unable to return home.
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Oh, so that's it!
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That is why you demanded
we refrain from combat.
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Y-Yes, that's correct.
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Well done, Demiurge!
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Not at all. I apologize for taking
so long to notice, my liege.
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Nonsense. You are truly
the wisest in all of Nazarick.
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What that Demiurge guy says makes sense.
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It looks like for now, I'll just
have to accept things as they are.
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Major! Major Degurechaff!
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They're passing this around.
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"A Way To Be Closer Friends -
1st Annual Hidden Talent Show"
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What's this?
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"Our class will be holding
a talent show this week
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to allow us to get to
know each other better"?
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What is this?
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Hey, Subaru.
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What kinds of things are you
supposed to do for a talent show?
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Hmm...
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Simple party tricks and stuff?
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Party tricks?
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Yes. Just show everybody a talent
you have that others don't.
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Barusu, you have a talent for
failing at life. Just show them that.
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That's really hurtful.
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What do you want from me?
It's the only talent you have.
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You sure about that?
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I may have a secret talent
that will amaze everyone!
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--You do not.
--Instant answer?!
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But you know, if Subaru does
have some amazing talent,
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I'd love to see it.
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Don't talk with your mouth full.
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I would love to see your secret talent.
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I'm curious about your secret talent, too.
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Emilia! Rem!
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I promise I'll show you something
that will knock your socks off!
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And Puck, don't eat so much!
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A talent show, I suppose?
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Hmph! How stupid.
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What are you staring at?
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Oh, I apologize, little girl.
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I'm not a little girl. Don't call me one.
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Now, will you get lost?
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Oh, excuse us, little girl.
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You're all equally infuriating!
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Lt. Koenig. Lt. Neumann.
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Did you do something to
upset that little girl?
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No, nothing, sir.
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Are you sure?
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She seemed extremely upset.
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Little girls are always a handful, Captain.
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Just like a certain battalion commander?
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Yup!
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I'll tell her you said
that in my next report.
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Please don't.
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She'll blast us into ash.
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Yup.
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What is Roswaal thinking?
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"Teacher's Office"
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I'll grab him and make him explain!
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Is Roswaal here, I suppose?
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Um... your name is Beatrice, right?
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Correct.
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And who might you be?
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Um, first, you shouldn't
talk to your teachers like that...
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I haven't accepted you as my teacher.
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I'm here to talk to Roswaal, I suppose.
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I'm not here to speak to you.
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Beatrice, you mustn't
talk to your teacher like that.
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You're all students here at this school.
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You're here to experience school life.
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So
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you need to act like students.
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Understand?
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Fine, I suppose.
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Please tell Mr. Roswaal that Betty was here.
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All right.
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I'll make sure he gets the message.
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Now, lunch break is almost over.
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Return to your classroom.
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I know that. You don't need
to tell me, I suppose.
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Hmph!
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Did I come on too strong?
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But you can't let your guard down around
someone just because they're a little girl.
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I know for a fact...
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...that there are demons in this world
who wear the skin of little girls!
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Do you have a cold?
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No...
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Goddess bless you!
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What's her deal?
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I couldn't say...
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Hey, show some gratitude!
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Or did you not understand
what I was doing there?
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So get this. When somebody sneezes
you say, "God bless you!"
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--But I'm a goddess so I say,
"Goddess bless you!"
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--God bless you? God... god...
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--Where did you learn that?
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--In class!
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--The word that upsets
me more than any other.
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--Unlike you, I actually pay attention
in class! Aren't I the greatest?
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--It reminds me of that bastard "Being X."
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Is he...
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Is he perhaps...
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"Class 2"
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We need to talk.
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Huh? She wants to talk to me?
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When classes are over,
come to the park near the school.
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I'm more than willing to talk here.
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No. I want to talk in private.
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You want to talk to Lord Ains...
*my* Ains... in private?
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Calm down, Albedo!
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Impossible!
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If this girl wants to seduce you,
I'll slap her silly!
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--"Slap her silly"? I thought only Emilia
talked like that anymore...
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--Squash her flat! Pulverize her!
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Albedo, you're talking to a child.
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Age, gender, and race don't matter.
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Your charm goes far beyond those things!
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But we've only just met.
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It doesn't matter how long
you've known someone!
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Rem? Rem?
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When you're falling in love, it doesn't matter
how long you've known someone!
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You get it!
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That's right.
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I've barely known Subaru
for any length of time at all.
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I don't know who "Subaru" is, but...
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This is Subaru.
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He's very important to me.
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It's amazing how you don't
hesitate to say that at all...
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I think you and I are going to get along.
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--Sorry for not introducing
myself sooner. My name is Rem.
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--Now works, too.
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--I'm Albedo. I'm sure we'll
get along splendidly.
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--Very well.
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Yes, nice to meet you!
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Lord Ains is gone!
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*Move*!
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Class is about to begin!
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Lord Ains!
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