# E2 - Tension! Introductions
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These are the rules for
your new school liiiife.
***SIGN*** "School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard" "No Violence"
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You guy are now all fellow stuuuudents.
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So make sure you get aloonngg...
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Ros-*chi*!
***SIGN*** "School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard"
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I'm your teacher now.
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Mr. Ros-*chi*.
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What the heck are we doing here?
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School life.
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Yes. School life.
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The central facet of every young boy's life!
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But lots of my classmates
are clearly not students!
***SIGN*** "School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard" "No Violence"
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You shouldn't judge people
based on their appeaaaarance!
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You're a terrible boy, judging people
by their appearances, Barusu.
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No, no, no.
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That is clearly not the issue here.
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So what you're telling us
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is that we need to have a "school life"
together with the rest of the people here?
***SIGN*** "School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard"
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That would be correeeect!
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And if I refuse?
***SIGN*** "School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard"
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You can't refuse.
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You would be punished for
violating the school rulllles.
**[02:43] ---**
"Episode 2: Tension! Introductions"
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Stare...
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What is it, Kazuma?
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The clothes he's wearing.
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Oh, they're like the beat-up,
stupid-looking clothes you were wearing.
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Did you have to put it that way?
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Subaru! Subaru!
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What's up?
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That man is staring at you.
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Barusu, what did you do?
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So we're assuming I did something, huh?
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I can't think of anything.
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Okay, everyoooone!
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"Introductions"
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It's time for introductioooons!
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Let's start with Subaaaru!
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Okay.
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My name is Natsuki Subaru!
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Not only am I clueless,
I'm also broke beyond compare!
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Nice ta meet ya!
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It's good to see that
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no matter what world we find ourselves in,
nobody thinks Barusu is funny.
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Did you have to say it like that?
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Okay, next.
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Okay!
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I-I'm Emilia. Nice to meet you.
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I'm Puck, the spirit!
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Lia... Oh, that's her.
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If you mess with Lia,
you'll have me to answer to.
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Oh, Puck...
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A spirit and an elf... No, a half-elf?
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We can assume that their races are
very similar to what's in Yggdrasil.
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I'm Ram.
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And this is my little sister, Rem.
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I'm Rem! Nice to meet you!
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I'm Beatrice.
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I don't really think it's
nice to meet any of you.
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You'll never make 100 friends that way.
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And I've never wanted to!
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--You make me so mad! What is your problem?
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--Even a little girl like that?
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Now then, I suppose it's my turn.
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Imper--
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Imperial 203rd Aerial Mage Battalion
Commander, Major Tanya von Degurechaff!
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1st Lieutenant Viktoriya Ivanovna
Serebryakov, of the same!
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Captain Matheus Johann Weiss!
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1st Lieutenant Wilibald Koenig!
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1st Lieutenant Rhiner Neumann!
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1st Lieutenant Warren Grantz.
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Uwah... They're from some war world.
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Uwah... They're from some war world.
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Oh, that girl reminds me of you, Beako!
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Make sure you get along with her!
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How many times do I have to tell you?
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I'm older than you are,
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and I'm not making friends with anybody,
no matter how old they are!
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Sure, whatever.
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Me! Me! It's my turn next, right?
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Ahem.
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I am the omnipotent goddess of wat--
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This is Aqua, everybody.
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I'm Kazuma.
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This is Megumin.
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And that thing there is Darkness.
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Hey! Kazuma!
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Don't ruin my awesome introduction!
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That's right! As the greatest of the crimson
demons, this is my time to shine!
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He called me "that thing."
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I'm being treated as if I were an object...
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Are you listening, Kazuma?
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Kazuma!
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"Introductions"
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--Okay, you're all that's leeeeft!
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Wait, is my introduction really over? Really?
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It seems for the moment, we have no choice
but to enjoy a "school life" here.
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I'll go first.
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I am none other than Ains Ooal Gown,
lord of the Great Tomb of Nazarick!
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Oh, you there, girl.
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Are you not feeling weeeell?
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What are you talking about?
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Seeing Ains in his full glory has stirred
something deep within my loins.
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Well, that's really soooomething.
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Well, we can move on for now
and do your introduction later--
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Impossible!
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I cannot remain silent when
my lord has already spoken!
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Everyone, it is time for Nazarick
to demonstrate its power!
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Right!
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Shalltear Bloodfallen, floor guardian
of the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd floors!
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Cocytus, floor guardian of the 5th floor.
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Aura Bella Fiora, guardian of the 6th floor!
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Mare Bello Fiore,
also guardian of the 6th floor!
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Demiurge, guardian of the 7th floor.
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And I am the Overseer of Nazarick
floor guardians. Albedo.
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"Introductions"
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Oh, my...
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We really have a variety of
students here, don't weeee?
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I'm undead, so I'm not
supposed to get tired, but...
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I'm so tired...
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Still, transported to another world.
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And I still have this body, too?
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What am I supposed to do?
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Who are you?
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You... undead, and his friends!
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I still don't know what
kind of world this is,
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but no matter where we are, as a god,
I cannot allow you to walk around freely!
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A god, you say?
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That's right. Be grateful!
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I, Aqua, the goddess of the Order of Axis,
the goddess of water,
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shall personally send you to your next lives!
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Aqua!
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Are you really trying to start a fight
on your first day of school?
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But he's an undead!
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And then there's a demon and a vampire...
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They're very clearly evil!
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As a goddess, I have to do something!
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--I said wait!
--Turn Undead!
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Turn Undead...
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That's a low level spell.
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A normal Turn Undead from her
packs this kind of power?
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My Turn Undead didn't work?
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You hit me!
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You hit me twice!
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I get it. I get it.
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--What? Let me go!
--I get it, but we're leaving!
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Why? Hey!
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Why are we leaving?
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Stop it!
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--I'm really sorry.
--Let me go!
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Oh, no. It's okay.
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Let me go!
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I'll get you, you undead!
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I'll banish you from this world!
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A goddess who can make me
feel pain even at level 100.
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And a human who casually
punches such a goddess.
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This world...
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...has some serious power balance issues!
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Aqua was violent towards
one of her friends yesterday,
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so as punishment she has to
stand in the haaallway.
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It's their fault, not mine!
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Their fault!
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Hey! Looking good, water goddess!
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You ratted me out to the teacher, didn't you?
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Let me help hold one of the buckets, please!
**[10:09] ---**
You need to hold the buckets in a
more elegant way. Let me hold one.
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At least let me use a finger, Aqua!
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"Principal's Office"
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How are our new students doing?
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They're very interesting.
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But they stiiiill haven't quite
opened up to each other.
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Then why don't we try "that"?
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"That"?
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