# Isekai Quartet
The button appeared out of nowhere. There weren’t any signs NOT to push it…so the solution is obvious, right? Is it a trap or the start of something new and exciting? The crews of Re:Zero, Overlord, Konosuba, and The Saga of Tanya the Evil will find out when they go from their world to another and get stuck in…class?! See what adorable chaos they’ll get up to in this collection of shorts!
# Season 1
# E1 - Come Together! Quartet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6DKXGX3R/come-together-quartet)
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**[00:08] ---**
--A bath! Let me take a bath!
**[00:08] ---**
--Wait! First we need to go through the
stuff we got for completing the quest.
**[00:10] ---**
--Wait! First we need to go through the
stuff we got for completing the quest.
**[00:11] ---**
We can do that later! Look at me!
**[00:14] ---**
I'm covered in giant toad gunk!
**[00:16] ---**
That happens to you like every day!
**[00:18] ---**
...is what I think, but I won't say it.
**[00:20] ---**
You just said it!
**[00:22] ---**
Doesn't it bother you, letting a goddess
like me look like this, you shut-in NEET?
**[00:27] ---**
I am not a shut-in NEET!
**[00:29] ---**
And anyway, you only ended up like that
because you ran ahead of the rest of us.
**[00:34] ---**
It's your own fault, you useless goddess.
**[00:36] ---**
He called me a useless goddess!
**[00:38] ---**
--Kazuma called me a useless goddess again!
**[00:40] ---**
--What's this?
**[00:44] ---**
So our plan is to manipulate the
Kingdom of Re-Estize from the shadows,
**[00:48] ---**
while making an ally of the Baharuth Empire
**[00:51] ---**
as we maintain a close eye on them.
**[00:53] ---**
These two operations will form the first step
**[00:55] ---**
of our strategy to establish
the Great Tomb of Nazarick,
**[01:00] ---**
and the newly-created Sorcerer Kingdom
of Ains Ooal Gown, as a world power.
**[01:03] ---**
Well done, Albedo.
**[01:05] ---**
Lord Ains.
**[01:06] ---**
What is it, Demiurge?
**[01:08] ---**
If I may be permitted to speak.
**[01:11] ---**
Very well. Speak your mind.
**[01:14] ---**
I have received word of a strange
phenomenon occurring within Nazarick itself.
**[01:19] ---**
A strange phenomenon?
**[01:22] ---**
Yes. I have yet to witness it myself,
**[01:25] ---**
but putting together the available data,
**[01:27] ---**
it seems that the phenomenon involves
**[01:31] ---**
the sudden appearance of
a button with a switch on it.
**[01:35] ---**
So we're under attack from another power?
**[01:38] ---**
--Oh, Kazuma. What's that?
**[01:39] ---**
--I cannot envision any power
**[01:41] ---**
--capable of entering Nazarick
without our being aware of it.
**[01:42] ---**
--It seems to be some kind of button.
**[01:45] ---**
--It's clearly suspicious.
**[01:46] ---**
--Agreed.
**[01:47] ---**
But there are no absolutes in this world.
**[01:49] ---**
--Let's push it!
**[01:50] ---**
--We must keep in mind every possibility,
and prepare for each one.
**[01:50] ---**
--Were you listening to what I just said?
**[01:55] ---**
Give an order to everyone within Nazarick!
**[01:57] ---**
If any of these mysterious buttons are found,
**[02:00] ---**
use the messaging function to
share its location immediately!
**[02:03] ---**
Then carefully follow our
trap-disarming routines!
**[02:07] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[02:09] ---**
Well, I'd imagine you would do this
without me needing to tell you.
**[02:13] ---**
Your words honor us.
**[02:15] ---**
Is it really a "trap"?
**[02:17] ---**
A button seems like something
a kid would dream up.
**[02:20] ---**
Who'd be stupid enough to push a button
that just appeared out of nowhere?
**[02:25] ---**
Only a complete newbie.
**[02:27] ---**
Why can't I push it?
**[02:29] ---**
--Let me do it! Just a little!
**[02:31] ---**
--It's obviously suspicious!
--Let me do it! Just a little!
**[02:32] ---**
--It's obviously suspicious!
**[02:33] ---**
We should have Vanir take a look at it.
**[02:36] ---**
Kazuma is completely correct.
**[02:38] ---**
Megumin!
**[02:39] ---**
--You crimson demons are smart! You get it!
**[02:42] ---**
--But if you're asking me
whether or not we should push it...
**[02:47] ---**
--...I think we should!
**[02:48] ---**
--Hey!
--...I think we should!
**[02:49] ---**
--Hey!
**[02:55] ---**
I told you it was a trap!
**[02:58] ---**
What kind of trap will I be forced to endure?
**[03:00] ---**
Will I be frozen in place
**[03:02] ---**
and turned into someone's
plaything before being sold...
**[03:06] ---**
This is not the time to be happy, Darkness!
**[03:09] ---**
And you'd damn well better
wipe that smirk off your face!
**[03:13] ---**
Kazuma! The world's getting all weird!
**[03:16] ---**
--Kazuma!
**[03:17] ---**
--Shut up!
--Kazuma!
**[03:24] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[03:26] ---**
No, it's nothing. Continue.
**[03:30] ---**
--Now, on to our topic of discussion for today:
what to do about the Baharuth Empire.
**[03:34] ---**
--What was that just now?
**[03:36] ---**
--In the last war, they
shared in our victory,
**[03:40] ---**
but they fear Ains' power so much
that many of the knights are deserting,
**[03:43] ---**
to the point where it threatens
the emperor's rule...
**[05:16] ---**
"Episode 1: Come Together! Quartet"
**[05:27] ---**
Wh-What is this place?
**[05:29] ---**
This seems to be a different
world than our own.
**[05:34] ---**
W-Wait, did we just get
transported to another world?
**[05:38] ---**
Excuse me!
**[05:40] ---**
I had a question. Where are we?
**[05:47] ---**
I'm back? But something seems different...
**[05:50] ---**
Hey! Hey! Kazuma! Kazuma!
**[05:53] ---**
Kazuma, look over there! That's an undead!
**[05:56] ---**
And it's got monsters with it!
**[05:59] ---**
Our resistance is about to prove futile
as they have their wicked way with us...
**[06:05] ---**
Looks like it's time to show off
my explosion magic!
**[06:08] ---**
--Hang on a second! I'm thinking!
**[06:09] ---**
--My crimson demon blood
is running hot in my veins...
**[06:12] ---**
Well stop thinking and get with the program!
**[06:14] ---**
I'm about to use it.
**[06:15] ---**
--No, I need to go out there first and...
**[06:17] ---**
--No, I'll go first.
--No, I need to go out there first and...
**[06:18] ---**
--No, I'll go first.
--If they're undead,
it's okay for me to hit them, right!
**[06:19] ---**
--If they're undead,
it's okay for me to hit them, right!
**[06:21] ---**
With one of my holy punches!
**[06:22] ---**
Would you guys shut up?!
**[06:26] ---**
It's time for class to begin!
**[06:31] ---**
"Class 2"
**[06:41] ---**
What's going on here? What is this place?
**[06:45] ---**
Remember!
**[06:46] ---**
You were born in a world
of scientific civilization
**[06:49] ---**
and grew up in one of the ethical
and moral nations on the planet.
**[06:52] ---**
You were a businessman, a superior being
in both the social and biological senses.
**[06:55] ---**
But a creature known as "Being X"
forced you to be reborn as a weakling,
**[06:58] ---**
a little girl, in an unscientific world.
**[07:00] ---**
And for some reason, for *some reason*,
**[07:03] ---**
you were forced into a war
filled with magic and bombs!
**[07:08] ---**
And then...
**[07:10] ---**
...you were forced to participate in the
testing of a new computation jewel
**[07:14] ---**
made by that accursed Schugel...
**[07:21] ---**
What are you doing?
**[07:23] ---**
It's going to explode!
**[07:25] ---**
Press the button for the
jewel expansion, now!
**[07:28] ---**
--But this defective piece of junk doesn't
look at all like it did in the manual!
**[07:30] ---**
--Did you just call it a piece of junk?
**[07:33] ---**
This is a masterpiece! An upgraded
version of the Elenium Type-97!
**[07:38] ---**
Listen up, you mad scientist!
**[07:41] ---**
When you put two buttons in the same place,
I'm not going to know which one to push!
**[07:45] ---**
What are you talking about?
There's only one button!
**[07:52] ---**
There are two buttons, not one! Two buttons!
**[07:55] ---**
Have you gone crazy?
**[07:58] ---**
I don't want to hear that from you!
**[07:59] ---**
Push the damn button, now!
**[08:01] ---**
That's an order!
**[08:03] ---**
An O-R-D-E-R!
**[08:07] ---**
There's nothing worse than
working for the government.
**[08:10] ---**
A single order can strip away all your
human rights and common sense!
**[08:14] ---**
Fine then, I'll push them both!
**[08:17] ---**
Yeah, I'll push them all right!
**[08:21] ---**
And now I'm here...
**[08:26] ---**
At first glance it looks like my old world.
**[08:29] ---**
But...
**[08:32] ---**
--Why did you do what they told you to?
**[08:33] ---**
--Are those guys from
some kind of fantasy world?
**[08:34] ---**
--You came with me, right?
**[08:36] ---**
--Well, the guy with the mustache was scary!
**[08:36] ---**
--They've got really crappy
equipment for adventurers.
**[08:38] ---**
--They've got really crappy
equipment for adventurers.
**[08:41] ---**
And these guys... ain't even human.
**[08:45] ---**
Do I just have to assume it's another trick
by that self-proclaimed god, Being X?
**[08:52] ---**
Um, I think it's really bad
to run in the hallways!
**[08:56] ---**
It's Barusu's fault that we had to run.
**[08:59] ---**
I think you should apologize.
**[09:01] ---**
Don't blame me for the fact that
you couldn't wake up on time!
**[09:05] ---**
Subaru, are you okay?
**[09:06] ---**
Yeah. I had to go through hell
to get the happiness I have here.
**[09:11] ---**
It's a little weird, but let's
ignore that, and for now...
**[09:16] ---**
...have a fun school life every day!
**[09:23] ---**
What the hell is going on here?
**[09:27] ---**
There's more of them.
**[09:29] ---**
Lord Ains, let's slaughter them all.
**[09:31] ---**
Wait. First, we need to gather information.
**[09:34] ---**
Understood.
**[09:35] ---**
This is kind of a bad situation, isn't it?
**[09:38] ---**
Don't worry! You've got me,
a goddess, on your side!
**[09:42] ---**
Leave everything to me!
**[09:43] ---**
That's why the situation's bad.
**[09:45] ---**
If this is some new trial Being X
came up with, then great!
**[09:48] ---**
Whatever he's planning,
I'll wreck it, and then I'll teach him!
**[09:52] ---**
Major? Major...
**[09:56] ---**
What's going on here?
**[09:58] ---**
There's a lot of people
here who aren't normal.
**[10:00] ---**
Barusu, there's too little
information to act.
**[10:03] ---**
For now, go sacrifice yourself.
**[10:04] ---**
It's already decided I'm
going to sacrifice myself, huh?
**[10:06] ---**
Don't worry. I'll protect both of you.
**[10:10] ---**
Hey, Subaru.
**[10:12] ---**
There's a whole lot of new friends here, huh?
**[10:16] ---**
Even in a situation like this,
you're still staying positive!
**[10:19] ---**
You're an angel, Emilia!
**[10:21] ---**
"Principal's Office"
**[10:27] ---**
So their school life is about to begin, huh?
**[10:32] ---**
**[10:34] ---**
# E2 - Tension! Introductions
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5P4G47Y/tension-introductions)
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**[00:01] ---**
These are the rules for
your new school liiiife.
***SIGN*** "School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard" "No Violence"
**[00:06] ---**
You guy are now all fellow stuuuudents.
**[00:09] ---**
So make sure you get aloonngg...
**[00:11] ---**
Ros-*chi*!
***SIGN*** "School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard"
**[00:13] ---**
I'm your teacher now.
**[00:14] ---**
Mr. Ros-*chi*.
**[00:16] ---**
What the heck are we doing here?
**[00:18] ---**
School life.
**[00:20] ---**
Yes. School life.
**[00:22] ---**
The central facet of every young boy's life!
**[00:27] ---**
But lots of my classmates
are clearly not students!
***SIGN*** "School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard" "No Violence"
**[00:37] ---**
You shouldn't judge people
based on their appeaaaarance!
**[00:41] ---**
You're a terrible boy, judging people
by their appearances, Barusu.
**[00:44] ---**
No, no, no.
**[00:45] ---**
That is clearly not the issue here.
**[00:49] ---**
So what you're telling us
**[00:52] ---**
is that we need to have a "school life"
together with the rest of the people here?
***SIGN*** "School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard"
**[01:00] ---**
That would be correeeect!
**[01:03] ---**
And if I refuse?
***SIGN*** "School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard"
**[01:05] ---**
You can't refuse.
**[01:08] ---**
You would be punished for
violating the school rulllles.
**[02:43] ---**
"Episode 2: Tension! Introductions"
**[02:44] ---**
Stare...
**[02:46] ---**
What is it, Kazuma?
**[02:48] ---**
The clothes he's wearing.
**[02:51] ---**
Oh, they're like the beat-up,
stupid-looking clothes you were wearing.
**[02:55] ---**
Did you have to put it that way?
**[02:57] ---**
Subaru! Subaru!
**[02:59] ---**
What's up?
**[03:00] ---**
That man is staring at you.
**[03:07] ---**
Barusu, what did you do?
**[03:09] ---**
So we're assuming I did something, huh?
**[03:12] ---**
I can't think of anything.
**[03:14] ---**
Okay, everyoooone!
**[03:16] ---**
"Introductions"
**[03:16] ---**
It's time for introductioooons!
**[03:20] ---**
Let's start with Subaaaru!
**[03:23] ---**
Okay.
**[03:26] ---**
My name is Natsuki Subaru!
**[03:28] ---**
Not only am I clueless,
I'm also broke beyond compare!
**[03:32] ---**
Nice ta meet ya!
**[03:36] ---**
It's good to see that
**[03:38] ---**
no matter what world we find ourselves in,
nobody thinks Barusu is funny.
**[03:41] ---**
Did you have to say it like that?
**[03:43] ---**
Okay, next.
**[03:45] ---**
Okay!
**[03:46] ---**
I-I'm Emilia. Nice to meet you.
**[03:50] ---**
I'm Puck, the spirit!
**[03:53] ---**
Lia... Oh, that's her.
**[03:56] ---**
If you mess with Lia,
you'll have me to answer to.
**[03:59] ---**
Oh, Puck...
**[04:02] ---**
A spirit and an elf... No, a half-elf?
**[04:05] ---**
We can assume that their races are
very similar to what's in Yggdrasil.
**[04:10] ---**
I'm Ram.
**[04:11] ---**
And this is my little sister, Rem.
**[04:13] ---**
I'm Rem! Nice to meet you!
**[04:16] ---**
I'm Beatrice.
**[04:18] ---**
I don't really think it's
nice to meet any of you.
**[04:20] ---**
You'll never make 100 friends that way.
**[04:23] ---**
And I've never wanted to!
**[04:26] ---**
--You make me so mad! What is your problem?
**[04:26] ---**
--Even a little girl like that?
**[04:30] ---**
Now then, I suppose it's my turn.
**[04:35] ---**
Imper--
**[04:39] ---**
Imperial 203rd Aerial Mage Battalion
Commander, Major Tanya von Degurechaff!
**[04:45] ---**
1st Lieutenant Viktoriya Ivanovna
Serebryakov, of the same!
**[04:50] ---**
Captain Matheus Johann Weiss!
**[04:52] ---**
1st Lieutenant Wilibald Koenig!
**[04:55] ---**
1st Lieutenant Rhiner Neumann!
**[04:57] ---**
1st Lieutenant Warren Grantz.
**[05:02] ---**
Uwah... They're from some war world.
**[05:07] ---**
Uwah... They're from some war world.
**[05:11] ---**
Oh, that girl reminds me of you, Beako!
**[05:14] ---**
Make sure you get along with her!
**[05:15] ---**
How many times do I have to tell you?
**[05:16] ---**
I'm older than you are,
**[05:18] ---**
and I'm not making friends with anybody,
no matter how old they are!
**[05:21] ---**
Sure, whatever.
**[05:22] ---**
Me! Me! It's my turn next, right?
**[05:26] ---**
Ahem.
**[05:29] ---**
I am the omnipotent goddess of wat--
**[05:31] ---**
This is Aqua, everybody.
**[05:33] ---**
I'm Kazuma.
**[05:35] ---**
This is Megumin.
**[05:36] ---**
And that thing there is Darkness.
**[05:37] ---**
Hey! Kazuma!
**[05:39] ---**
Don't ruin my awesome introduction!
**[05:42] ---**
That's right! As the greatest of the crimson
demons, this is my time to shine!
**[05:46] ---**
He called me "that thing."
**[05:49] ---**
I'm being treated as if I were an object...
**[05:51] ---**
Are you listening, Kazuma?
**[05:53] ---**
Kazuma!
**[05:54] ---**
"Introductions"
**[05:55] ---**
--Okay, you're all that's leeeeft!
**[05:58] ---**
Wait, is my introduction really over? Really?
**[06:05] ---**
It seems for the moment, we have no choice
but to enjoy a "school life" here.
**[06:10] ---**
I'll go first.
**[06:14] ---**
I am none other than Ains Ooal Gown,
lord of the Great Tomb of Nazarick!
**[06:26] ---**
Oh, you there, girl.
**[06:28] ---**
Are you not feeling weeeell?
**[06:31] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[06:33] ---**
Seeing Ains in his full glory has stirred
something deep within my loins.
**[06:38] ---**
Well, that's really soooomething.
**[06:42] ---**
Well, we can move on for now
and do your introduction later--
**[06:46] ---**
Impossible!
**[06:47] ---**
I cannot remain silent when
my lord has already spoken!
**[06:52] ---**
Everyone, it is time for Nazarick
to demonstrate its power!
**[06:55] ---**
Right!
**[06:57] ---**
Shalltear Bloodfallen, floor guardian
of the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd floors!
**[07:02] ---**
Cocytus, floor guardian of the 5th floor.
**[07:06] ---**
Aura Bella Fiora, guardian of the 6th floor!
**[07:09] ---**
Mare Bello Fiore,
also guardian of the 6th floor!
**[07:12] ---**
Demiurge, guardian of the 7th floor.
**[07:16] ---**
And I am the Overseer of Nazarick
floor guardians. Albedo.
**[07:29] ---**
"Introductions"
**[07:29] ---**
Oh, my...
**[07:31] ---**
We really have a variety of
students here, don't weeee?
**[07:41] ---**
I'm undead, so I'm not
supposed to get tired, but...
**[07:45] ---**
I'm so tired...
**[07:49] ---**
Still, transported to another world.
**[07:51] ---**
And I still have this body, too?
**[07:55] ---**
What am I supposed to do?
**[08:02] ---**
Who are you?
**[08:04] ---**
You... undead, and his friends!
**[08:09] ---**
I still don't know what
kind of world this is,
**[08:12] ---**
but no matter where we are, as a god,
I cannot allow you to walk around freely!
**[08:18] ---**
A god, you say?
**[08:21] ---**
That's right. Be grateful!
**[08:23] ---**
I, Aqua, the goddess of the Order of Axis,
the goddess of water,
**[08:28] ---**
shall personally send you to your next lives!
**[08:34] ---**
Aqua!
**[08:35] ---**
Are you really trying to start a fight
on your first day of school?
**[08:38] ---**
But he's an undead!
**[08:41] ---**
And then there's a demon and a vampire...
**[08:43] ---**
They're very clearly evil!
**[08:46] ---**
As a goddess, I have to do something!
**[08:49] ---**
--I said wait!
--Turn Undead!
**[08:51] ---**
Turn Undead...
**[08:53] ---**
That's a low level spell.
**[08:59] ---**
A normal Turn Undead from her
packs this kind of power?
**[09:05] ---**
My Turn Undead didn't work?
**[09:09] ---**
You hit me!
**[09:10] ---**
You hit me twice!
**[09:12] ---**
I get it. I get it.
**[09:13] ---**
--What? Let me go!
--I get it, but we're leaving!
**[09:15] ---**
Why? Hey!
**[09:17] ---**
Why are we leaving?
**[09:18] ---**
Stop it!
**[09:20] ---**
--I'm really sorry.
--Let me go!
**[09:23] ---**
Oh, no. It's okay.
**[09:24] ---**
Let me go!
**[09:26] ---**
I'll get you, you undead!
**[09:28] ---**
I'll banish you from this world!
**[09:31] ---**
A goddess who can make me
feel pain even at level 100.
**[09:35] ---**
And a human who casually
punches such a goddess.
**[09:39] ---**
This world...
**[09:42] ---**
...has some serious power balance issues!
**[09:49] ---**
Aqua was violent towards
one of her friends yesterday,
**[09:54] ---**
so as punishment she has to
stand in the haaallway.
**[09:56] ---**
It's their fault, not mine!
**[09:58] ---**
Their fault!
**[10:00] ---**
Hey! Looking good, water goddess!
**[10:02] ---**
You ratted me out to the teacher, didn't you?
**[10:04] ---**
Let me help hold one of the buckets, please!
**[10:09] ---**
You need to hold the buckets in a
more elegant way. Let me hold one.
**[10:13] ---**
At least let me use a finger, Aqua!
**[11:34] ---**
"Principal's Office"
**[11:34] ---**
How are our new students doing?
**[11:39] ---**
They're very interesting.
**[11:41] ---**
But they stiiiill haven't quite
opened up to each other.
**[11:44] ---**
Then why don't we try "that"?
**[11:47] ---**
"That"?
**[11:51] ---**
**[11:53] ---**
# E3 - Deadlock! Classmates
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRG5J7J3R/deadlock-classmates)
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**[00:00] ---**
Greetings to my beloved Fatherland,
**[00:03] ---**
and to all its neighboring countries.
**[00:06] ---**
I am
**[00:08] ---**
currently engaged in what
could be called "academic pursuits."
**[01:41] ---**
"Episode 3: Deadlock! Classmates"
**[01:45] ---**
Yes, yes, this is what I wanted!
**[01:48] ---**
A stable, civilized life in the rear echelon.
**[01:52] ---**
And now, I am engaged in school activities
that have nothing to do with war.
**[01:57] ---**
However...
**[02:00] ---**
Put in words, it seems so peaceful,
but as a picture, what the hell is going on?
**[02:04] ---**
Even the battlefield makes more sense!
**[02:07] ---**
And General Rudersdorf is the principal,
**[02:10] ---**
and General Zettour the vice-principal?
Is that some kind of joke?
**[02:13] ---**
And my teacher is some weird clown guy...
**[02:16] ---**
This world is even more misbegotten
than that insane place I was sent to!
**[02:23] ---**
However...
**[02:26] ---**
Your name was Albedo, right?
**[02:29] ---**
Don't even tryyy.
**[02:32] ---**
You have no right to give me orders.
**[02:35] ---**
You all need to get along here,
**[02:38] ---**
or we'll have a problemmm.
**[02:42] ---**
And maybe you'll have a problem, toooo!
**[02:47] ---**
I see. So that's how it is?
**[02:50] ---**
What's how it is?
**[02:52] ---**
The man before us,
this Mr. Roswaal, is implying
**[02:55] ---**
that any acts which would endanger
our "school life" are strictly forbidden.
**[03:00] ---**
I'm afraid what you're saying is beyond me.
**[03:04] ---**
I'll give you a simple explanation.
**[03:05] ---**
Assume that we have been trapped in
this world and forced to become students.
**[03:11] ---**
Trapped?
**[03:13] ---**
Is that right?
**[03:14] ---**
Our liege understood this from the start.
**[03:17] ---**
Not only did I not know it from
the start, I didn't know it at all!
**[03:22] ---**
An astute observation, Demiurge.
**[03:25] ---**
It's "that thing," is it not?
**[03:26] ---**
Indeed, it is that thing.
**[03:28] ---**
That thing!
**[03:30] ---**
That thing, indeed!
**[03:32] ---**
What thing?!
**[03:33] ---**
The others, that is, everyone but
you and me, do not understand.
**[03:37] ---**
So please explain it to them
in very clear terms.
**[03:40] ---**
As you wish, my liege.
**[03:42] ---**
We may assume that this world is
covered in some sort of barrier
**[03:47] ---**
which exerts a compulsory
effect on those within it.
**[03:49] ---**
The details elude us for the moment,
but one likely assumption is that any act
**[03:52] ---**
that threatens our "school life"
may render us unable to return home.
**[03:59] ---**
Oh, so that's it!
**[04:00] ---**
That is why you demanded
we refrain from combat.
**[04:04] ---**
Y-Yes, that's correct.
**[04:06] ---**
Well done, Demiurge!
**[04:09] ---**
Not at all. I apologize for taking
so long to notice, my liege.
**[04:12] ---**
Nonsense. You are truly
the wisest in all of Nazarick.
**[04:17] ---**
What that Demiurge guy says makes sense.
**[04:22] ---**
It looks like for now, I'll just
have to accept things as they are.
**[04:26] ---**
Major! Major Degurechaff!
**[04:29] ---**
They're passing this around.
**[04:32] ---**
"A Way To Be Closer Friends -
1st Annual Hidden Talent Show"
**[04:32] ---**
What's this?
**[04:33] ---**
"Our class will be holding
a talent show this week
**[04:36] ---**
to allow us to get to
know each other better"?
**[04:40] ---**
What is this?
**[04:43] ---**
Hey, Subaru.
**[04:45] ---**
What kinds of things are you
supposed to do for a talent show?
**[04:49] ---**
Hmm...
**[04:51] ---**
Simple party tricks and stuff?
**[04:54] ---**
Party tricks?
**[04:55] ---**
Yes. Just show everybody a talent
you have that others don't.
**[05:01] ---**
Barusu, you have a talent for
failing at life. Just show them that.
**[05:04] ---**
That's really hurtful.
**[05:07] ---**
What do you want from me?
It's the only talent you have.
**[05:10] ---**
You sure about that?
**[05:12] ---**
I may have a secret talent
that will amaze everyone!
**[05:16] ---**
--You do not.
--Instant answer?!
**[05:17] ---**
But you know, if Subaru does
have some amazing talent,
**[05:21] ---**
I'd love to see it.
**[05:23] ---**
Don't talk with your mouth full.
**[05:26] ---**
I would love to see your secret talent.
**[05:30] ---**
I'm curious about your secret talent, too.
**[05:34] ---**
Emilia! Rem!
**[05:36] ---**
I promise I'll show you something
that will knock your socks off!
**[05:42] ---**
And Puck, don't eat so much!
**[05:45] ---**
A talent show, I suppose?
**[05:48] ---**
Hmph! How stupid.
**[05:56] ---**
What are you staring at?
**[05:58] ---**
Oh, I apologize, little girl.
**[06:01] ---**
I'm not a little girl. Don't call me one.
**[06:05] ---**
Now, will you get lost?
**[06:07] ---**
Oh, excuse us, little girl.
**[06:12] ---**
You're all equally infuriating!
**[06:20] ---**
Lt. Koenig. Lt. Neumann.
**[06:22] ---**
Did you do something to
upset that little girl?
**[06:24] ---**
No, nothing, sir.
**[06:26] ---**
Are you sure?
**[06:28] ---**
She seemed extremely upset.
**[06:29] ---**
Little girls are always a handful, Captain.
**[06:34] ---**
Just like a certain battalion commander?
**[06:37] ---**
Yup!
**[06:39] ---**
I'll tell her you said
that in my next report.
**[06:43] ---**
Please don't.
**[06:44] ---**
She'll blast us into ash.
**[06:46] ---**
Yup.
**[06:50] ---**
What is Roswaal thinking?
**[06:53] ---**
"Teacher's Office"
**[06:53] ---**
I'll grab him and make him explain!
**[06:56] ---**
Is Roswaal here, I suppose?
**[06:59] ---**
Um... your name is Beatrice, right?
**[07:04] ---**
Correct.
**[07:05] ---**
And who might you be?
**[07:07] ---**
Um, first, you shouldn't
talk to your teachers like that...
**[07:11] ---**
I haven't accepted you as my teacher.
**[07:13] ---**
I'm here to talk to Roswaal, I suppose.
**[07:16] ---**
I'm not here to speak to you.
**[07:20] ---**
Beatrice, you mustn't
talk to your teacher like that.
**[07:25] ---**
You're all students here at this school.
**[07:28] ---**
You're here to experience school life.
**[07:31] ---**
So
**[07:33] ---**
you need to act like students.
**[07:38] ---**
Understand?
**[07:40] ---**
Fine, I suppose.
**[07:43] ---**
Please tell Mr. Roswaal that Betty was here.
**[07:47] ---**
All right.
**[07:48] ---**
I'll make sure he gets the message.
**[07:50] ---**
Now, lunch break is almost over.
**[07:53] ---**
Return to your classroom.
**[07:55] ---**
I know that. You don't need
to tell me, I suppose.
**[07:57] ---**
Hmph!
**[08:03] ---**
Did I come on too strong?
**[08:06] ---**
But you can't let your guard down around
someone just because they're a little girl.
**[08:10] ---**
I know for a fact...
**[08:11] ---**
...that there are demons in this world
who wear the skin of little girls!
**[08:17] ---**
Do you have a cold?
**[08:18] ---**
No...
**[08:19] ---**
Goddess bless you!
**[08:22] ---**
What's her deal?
**[08:23] ---**
I couldn't say...
**[08:24] ---**
Hey, show some gratitude!
**[08:26] ---**
Or did you not understand
what I was doing there?
**[08:29] ---**
So get this. When somebody sneezes
you say, "God bless you!"
**[08:32] ---**
--But I'm a goddess so I say,
"Goddess bless you!"
**[08:32] ---**
--God bless you? God... god...
**[08:34] ---**
--Where did you learn that?
**[08:36] ---**
--In class!
**[08:36] ---**
--The word that upsets
me more than any other.
**[08:37] ---**
--Unlike you, I actually pay attention
in class! Aren't I the greatest?
**[08:40] ---**
--It reminds me of that bastard "Being X."
**[08:46] ---**
Is he...
**[08:48] ---**
Is he perhaps...
**[08:52] ---**
"Class 2"
**[08:59] ---**
We need to talk.
**[09:00] ---**
Huh? She wants to talk to me?
**[09:02] ---**
When classes are over,
come to the park near the school.
**[09:06] ---**
I'm more than willing to talk here.
**[09:09] ---**
No. I want to talk in private.
**[09:13] ---**
You want to talk to Lord Ains...
*my* Ains... in private?
**[09:19] ---**
Calm down, Albedo!
**[09:20] ---**
Impossible!
**[09:23] ---**
If this girl wants to seduce you,
I'll slap her silly!
**[09:28] ---**
--"Slap her silly"? I thought only Emilia
talked like that anymore...
**[09:28] ---**
--Squash her flat! Pulverize her!
**[09:32] ---**
Albedo, you're talking to a child.
**[09:34] ---**
Age, gender, and race don't matter.
**[09:37] ---**
Your charm goes far beyond those things!
**[09:41] ---**
But we've only just met.
**[09:42] ---**
It doesn't matter how long
you've known someone!
**[09:45] ---**
Rem? Rem?
**[09:47] ---**
When you're falling in love, it doesn't matter
how long you've known someone!
**[09:52] ---**
You get it!
**[09:54] ---**
That's right.
**[09:55] ---**
I've barely known Subaru
for any length of time at all.
**[09:57] ---**
I don't know who "Subaru" is, but...
**[10:00] ---**
This is Subaru.
**[10:02] ---**
He's very important to me.
**[10:03] ---**
It's amazing how you don't
hesitate to say that at all...
**[10:07] ---**
I think you and I are going to get along.
**[10:09] ---**
--Sorry for not introducing
myself sooner. My name is Rem.
**[10:10] ---**
--Now works, too.
**[10:11] ---**
--I'm Albedo. I'm sure we'll
get along splendidly.
**[10:12] ---**
--Very well.
**[10:14] ---**
Yes, nice to meet you!
**[10:18] ---**
Lord Ains is gone!
**[10:22] ---**
*Move*!
**[10:23] ---**
Class is about to begin!
**[10:29] ---**
Lord Ains!
**[10:31] ---**
**[10:33] ---**
# E4 - Encounter! Classmates
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**[00:01] ---**
"Park"
**[00:05] ---**
Um... this little girl is just glaring at me.
**[00:11] ---**
But I'm the lord of death! The master
of the Great Tomb of Nazarick!
**[00:15] ---**
I won't let her intimidate me!
**[00:18] ---**
So, what is it you wanted to...
**[00:20] ---**
...discuss?
**[00:23] ---**
Are you...
**[00:27] ---**
...Being X?
**[02:00] ---**
"Episode 4: Encounter! Classmates"
**[02:01] ---**
Being... X?
**[02:04] ---**
Just come out and admit it.
**[02:05] ---**
The overwhelming aura that surrounds you,
**[02:07] ---**
your imposing presence...
**[02:08] ---**
You can only be that self-proclaimed
god known as "Being X"?
**[02:12] ---**
Wait. What are you talking about?
**[02:14] ---**
So it wasn't enough to toss me into
some hell world? What's this about?
**[02:18] ---**
Why are you making me go back to school
as a little girl? Is this some kind of prank?
**[02:22] ---**
Wait, wait.
**[02:23] ---**
What?
**[02:24] ---**
Are you perhaps originally
from Earth... No, Japan?
**[02:34] ---**
Now, someone tell me
what the author was actually thinking
**[02:36] ---**
--when he wrote the
second underlined passage?
**[02:38] ---**
--A-Albedo, you're leaking something...
**[02:41] ---**
Calm yourself.
**[02:43] ---**
There's no way Lord Ains would
find himself attracted to that little girl.
**[02:48] ---**
But... But... But...
**[02:49] ---**
Lord Ains is the most attractive man
in the world, no, the galaxy!
**[02:53] ---**
It's possible that anyone in the world
could fall in love with him!
**[02:57] ---**
I know!
**[03:00] ---**
I know how you feel!
**[03:04] ---**
How did you two get so close?
**[03:07] ---**
I fail to understand as well.
**[03:10] ---**
--Once you fall in love, you'll know.
**[03:11] ---**
--I would like to continue class...
**[03:16] ---**
Oh, so you're in the same situation as I am?
**[03:19] ---**
That's right.
**[03:21] ---**
Though I was transported,
and you seem to be reincarnated.
**[03:24] ---**
Well, you can't expect me to realize
that somebody who looks like you
**[03:27] ---**
was actually a human.
**[03:28] ---**
Sure, and who could expect a little girl
was actually a former salaryman?
**[03:33] ---**
That's right...
**[03:35] ---**
Salaryman.
**[03:37] ---**
There's a word
I haven't heard in a while.
**[03:40] ---**
You should've said you were
from another world sooner.
**[03:45] ---**
No. Not a chance.
**[03:48] ---**
Nobody would believe me.
**[03:50] ---**
You're right there.
**[03:56] ---**
Lord Ains!
**[03:58] ---**
Have fun!
**[04:03] ---**
Sorry! I'm going, too!
**[04:10] ---**
Tomorrow, after morning classes,
**[04:12] ---**
we'll be having that talent show.
**[04:15] ---**
It hasn't been decided
yet who'll be performing,
**[04:17] ---**
so everyone, make sure you're ready.
**[04:20] ---**
Sir,
**[04:22] ---**
why are we having a talent show?
**[04:27] ---**
Because Mr. Roswaal said,
**[04:31] ---**
"Wouldn't it be fuuuun?"
**[04:35] ---**
That settles it, then.
**[04:38] ---**
It does?
**[04:39] ---**
Yes. What the teacher says, goes.
**[04:42] ---**
It's settled.
**[04:43] ---**
It's settled?
**[04:45] ---**
It is settled.
**[04:48] ---**
I see.
**[04:49] ---**
Huh? What did he learn from that?
**[04:52] ---**
So you like coffee?
**[04:54] ---**
--Yeah. Back in Japan I'd...
**[04:56] ---**
--Major! Major!
--Yeah. Back in Japan I'd...
**[04:57] ---**
--Major! Major!
**[05:00] ---**
Um...
**[05:02] ---**
What is it?
**[05:04] ---**
School is over for the day,
so I came to get you.
**[05:07] ---**
The croquettes at the butcher
on the corner are about to go on sale!
**[05:15] ---**
I don't know who brought us
to this world, but...
**[05:20] ---**
There is one thing.
**[05:22] ---**
One thing?
**[05:23] ---**
The food here's great.
**[05:26] ---**
Bye, Ains Ooal Gown.
**[05:29] ---**
Let's chat again.
**[05:30] ---**
Yeah. Let's.
**[05:33] ---**
You can get along with anybody, huh?
**[05:36] ---**
What does that mean?
**[05:37] ---**
It's just really impressive, is all!
**[05:40] ---**
The food here's great, huh?
**[05:44] ---**
Well, I can't eat, though!
**[05:56] ---**
Good morning, instructor!
**[05:58] ---**
I mean, teacher!
**[06:00] ---**
Good morning, teacher.
**[06:02] ---**
Oh, good morning...
**[06:04] ---**
Major Tanya von Degurechaff, smiling?
**[06:08] ---**
That demon who wears
the skin of a girl, smiling?
**[06:11] ---**
What's going on?
**[06:16] ---**
Good morning, teacher.
**[06:18] ---**
Good morning, Ains.
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, yeah. There's a lot worse things
than demons in this world.
**[06:31] ---**
Sorry to make you wait for me, Rem.
**[06:34] ---**
No. I just wanted to do it, that's all.
**[06:37] ---**
But if we don't hurry, we'll be late.
**[06:40] ---**
Let's speed up.
**[06:41] ---**
Okay!
**[06:44] ---**
Rem, that's too fast for me!
**[06:47] ---**
I'll carry you then!
**[06:53] ---**
It's fast, yeah.
**[06:55] ---**
But I feel like I'm losing my pride as a man.
**[06:58] ---**
You're so wonderful when I
pick you up and carry you!
**[07:00] ---**
Your eyes look even more noble than usual!
**[07:01] ---**
But I don't see any men
besides me being carried by girls...
**[07:06] ---**
I do!
**[07:08] ---**
--Kazuma?
--What?
**[07:09] ---**
I know we're running late,
but this is a bit much.
**[07:12] ---**
This is just the fastest way for
our current party to get to school.
**[07:17] ---**
We'll get there faster if you
carry me than if I run on my own.
**[07:20] ---**
What do you want from me?
**[07:21] ---**
Don't you have any pride as a man?
**[07:23] ---**
Pride that I'd lose 'cause a girl with
a six-pack was insulting me? Nope!
**[07:32] ---**
Rem, put me down after all.
**[07:34] ---**
Okay.
**[07:35] ---**
Darkness, put me down after all.
**[07:37] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:41] ---**
Hi there.
**[07:43] ---**
Wait, there's no time to be talking!
**[07:59] ---**
Natsuki Subaru.
**[08:00] ---**
You're late!
**[08:03] ---**
Satou Kazuma,
**[08:05] ---**
you're late, too!
**[08:12] ---**
Hey, your name's Kazuma, right?
**[08:14] ---**
Yes. I'm Kazuma.
**[08:16] ---**
Satou Kazuma.
**[08:18] ---**
Yes. I'm Satou Kazuma.
**[08:21] ---**
Are you maybe...
**[08:22] ---**
Wait. Let me say it, too.
**[08:26] ---**
You were definitely...
**[08:28] ---**
--...reincarnated in another world!
--...summoned to another world!
**[08:32] ---**
--Summoned?
--Reincarnated?
**[08:34] ---**
I knew it when I heard your name!
**[08:38] ---**
What settled it for me was the tracksuit!
**[08:40] ---**
I wore the same thing when I reincarnated!
**[08:43] ---**
The tracksuit! A must-have for
the man who never leaves his room.
**[08:46] ---**
I did leave my room though. A lot.
**[08:48] ---**
Hey! Are you holding those buckets?
**[08:52] ---**
So normally, when you reincarnate,
you get some broken superpower, right?
**[08:57] ---**
Yeah. I know what you're saying.
**[08:58] ---**
"Totally overpowered!
Wins at everything he does!"
**[09:02] ---**
That's how it usually goes, right?
**[09:03] ---**
But the reality is like, what the hell?
**[09:06] ---**
It's hard. So hard...
**[09:09] ---**
So I'm supposed to defeat this Demon King.
**[09:11] ---**
And so they tell me I get a bonus
when I reincarnated, so I'm all excited.
**[09:14] ---**
But what do I get? This useless goddess!
**[09:17] ---**
And my party? A mage who can
only use magic once a day.
**[09:21] ---**
And a crusader who can't hit a damn thing!
**[09:24] ---**
No money! No home!
**[09:26] ---**
I had to live in a stable!
**[09:28] ---**
It was nothing but suffering...
**[09:31] ---**
Me, too. I met this half-elf girl,
and had to do all these things to help her.
**[09:36] ---**
Right now I live in a mansion with her.
**[09:39] ---**
But now I've got these twin demon maids.
**[09:41] ---**
And this loli with hair shaped like drills.
**[09:45] ---**
Wait...
**[09:47] ---**
...what the hell?
**[09:48] ---**
No, it's not like that.
**[09:50] ---**
The only one of them who likes me is Rem.
**[09:53] ---**
Rem's the younger twin.
The one with the blue hair.
**[09:56] ---**
Wait, what the hell?
**[09:57] ---**
The one I'm after is Emilia,
that's the half-elf.
**[10:02] ---**
What the hell?
**[10:04] ---**
I'm just saying it's hard for us both.
**[10:07] ---**
It's not hard for you all!
**[10:10] ---**
You're surrounded by girls?
**[10:11] ---**
Going after a girl you love?
**[10:12] ---**
How is that hard?
**[10:15] ---**
You're my enemy!
From now on, you're my enemy.
**[10:17] ---**
You harem-having bastard!
**[10:19] ---**
What?
**[10:20] ---**
We were both reincarnated in another world,
so why's he got all the luck?
**[10:24] ---**
Damn it all!
**[10:28] ---**
No, I wasn't reincarnated.
**[10:30] ---**
**[10:32] ---**
# E5 - Explosion! Talent Show
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR9VKQ7J6/explosion-talent-show)
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**[00:00] ---**
Okay, let's get this talent show staaarted.
**[00:06] ---**
I've got pieces of paper in here
with everybody's naaames.
**[00:09] ---**
I'll draw them one at a time,
**[00:10] ---**
and when your name is called,
you'll show us your taleeent!
**[00:15] ---**
The first name is...
**[00:19] ---**
...Mr. Rerugen!
**[00:21] ---**
What?
**[01:52] ---**
"Explosion! Talent Show"
**[01:52] ---**
M-Mr. Roswaal, why do I have to participate?
**[01:56] ---**
Because Mr. Roswaal said,
**[01:59] ---**
"Wouldn't it be fuuuun?"
**[02:02] ---**
That settles it, then.
**[02:06] ---**
We're all going to be
friends here, after allll.
**[02:06] ---**
"Rerugen"
**[02:10] ---**
You should go first and set an exaaaample.
**[02:16] ---**
I am Erich von Rerugen, TA of Class 2.
**[02:19] ---**
I humbly submit my performance
of our Empire's national anthem.
**[02:36] ---**
Are you seeing this, Kazuma?
**[02:37] ---**
Yes, I am Kazuma. And yes, I am seeing this.
**[02:39] ---**
--He's humiliating himself!
--He sure is.
**[02:41] ---**
Everyone, both human and inhuman,
is looking at him with eyes filled with derision.
**[02:45] ---**
Poor guy.
**[02:46] ---**
In this moment, he is the most humiliated
being of any race on the planet!
**[02:51] ---**
Wait, haven't I seen this before?
**[02:52] ---**
S-Stop it... Please stop.
**[02:56] ---**
I wish everyone looked at me this way!
**[02:58] ---**
--There she goes...
**[02:58] ---**
--Looked at me with eyes that say,
"How can you even bear to be alive?"
**[03:06] ---**
Kill me.
**[03:08] ---**
Now, who's next?
**[03:11] ---**
Oh! It's Subaru!
**[03:12] ---**
"Subaru"
**[03:13] ---**
Heck yeah!
**[03:15] ---**
Thanks to Mr. Rerugen, anything I do
is going to look great by comparison.
**[03:19] ---**
Sure, but I can't imagine you
having anything worth showing.
**[03:22] ---**
I thought you'd say that, sis.
**[03:25] ---**
But I do have one amazing talent.
**[03:28] ---**
That was amazing, Subaru!
**[03:30] ---**
I haven't done it yet.
**[03:33] ---**
Now, in my hands I've got
an ordinary length of string.
**[03:37] ---**
It hasn't been cut in any way
and there are no knots.
**[03:40] ---**
But if I do this... and
this, and then this...
**[03:46] ---**
Tokyo Tower!
**[03:51] ---**
No! I knew it was boring!
**[03:54] ---**
No, I was extremely impressed!
**[03:57] ---**
I have no idea what you did, but still...
**[03:59] ---**
Okay, next!
**[04:01] ---**
"Rem"
**[04:01] ---**
Oh, it's Reeem!
**[04:04] ---**
Okay!
**[04:17] ---**
Impressive.
**[04:19] ---**
Tremendous skill is required
to accurately strike a target
**[04:21] ---**
with an object of such mass.
**[04:23] ---**
Of course. Rem is very good at her job.
**[04:25] ---**
But not nearly as good you, sister.
**[04:28] ---**
The red-headed girl possesses even more
impressive combat capabilities, then?
**[04:33] ---**
That was freezing!
**[04:35] ---**
Everybody's really amazing, huh, Major?
**[04:36] ---**
--But don't you think that was
a waste of a watermelon?
**[04:37] ---**
--I see.
**[04:38] ---**
--So the point of this exercise is to
show our strength to the other groups.
**[04:38] ---**
--But don't you think that
was a waste of a watermelon?
**[04:40] ---**
--So the point of this exercise is to
show our strength to the other groups.
**[04:40] ---**
--If she was going to destroy
it, she could've given it to me!
**[04:42] ---**
--I've been able to make contact with the top
of the most dangerous-looking group,
**[04:42] ---**
--Okay, time to draw the next name!
**[04:46] ---**
but I can't let my guard down.
**[04:47] ---**
--From the look of things,
--Here I go!
**[04:50] ---**
we're not anywhere near
the strongest here.
**[04:52] ---**
It would be foolish to show them
the extent of our power
**[04:53] ---**
--and have them think we're easily defeated.
**[04:54] ---**
--Oh, it's Weiss next.
--and have them think we're easily defeated.
**[04:55] ---**
--Oh, it's Weiss next.
**[04:57] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[04:58] ---**
Well, Weiss won't do anything dumb, I'm sure.
**[05:02] ---**
I am Matheus Johann Weiss, of the
Imperial 203rd Aerial Mage Battalion!
**[05:06] ---**
I have no particular talents, so the least
I can do is remove my first button!
**[05:12] ---**
--Interference spell!
--I will now...
**[05:21] ---**
I'm sorry you all had to see that!
**[05:23] ---**
--I hope she does that to me, too!
**[05:24] ---**
--Maybe I was wrong when
I said we could get along...
**[05:25] ---**
--Why don't you shut up, Darkness?
**[05:27] ---**
"Darkness"
**[05:27] ---**
Next up is Darkneeeess.
**[05:31] ---**
I can't do this alone, so...
**[05:36] ---**
Can someone help me?
**[05:39] ---**
Me! I'll help, then!
**[05:41] ---**
Why is he volunteering?
**[05:44] ---**
No idea.
**[05:46] ---**
My talent is my strong body.
**[05:50] ---**
In order to show this,
**[05:52] ---**
I'm going to have this tough-looking
man punish me with his whip.
**[06:01] ---**
Now, man in military clothes!
**[06:03] ---**
Punish me mercilessly with
your whip like you always do!
**[06:07] ---**
I do not always whip you!
**[06:11] ---**
That man is a scumbag.
**[06:13] ---**
A disgrace to the warrior ethic.
**[06:15] ---**
He really is a scumbag.
**[06:17] ---**
No, no, no...
**[06:19] ---**
Hey, mister.
**[06:21] ---**
You need to treat women with respect!
**[06:24] ---**
I didn't do anything, though!
**[06:26] ---**
--Right?
--Hmph!
**[06:27] ---**
Don't avert your eyes!
**[06:30] ---**
Lt. Grantz...
**[06:32] ---**
You're a scumbag, aren't you?
**[06:35] ---**
Come on, do it!
**[06:38] ---**
Or is your friend going to join in?
**[06:40] ---**
Are the two of you going to
have your way with me?
**[06:43] ---**
How terrible!
**[06:45] ---**
But I shall endure!
**[06:48] ---**
How did I get caught up in this?
**[06:50] ---**
--Hurry up and do it!
--You really are a scumbag, Barusu.
**[06:52] ---**
A disgrace to the warrior ethic.
**[06:54] ---**
I don't mind Subaru when he's that way.
**[06:56] ---**
--Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
**[06:57] ---**
--I'm sorry. I'm sorry she's such a pervert.
--Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
**[06:59] ---**
I'm really sorry!
**[07:01] ---**
IseQuar!
**[07:03] ---**
It's Aqua's turn.
**[07:03] ---**
"Aqua"
**[07:05] ---**
Really?
**[07:07] ---**
What's wrong? Just do your
"Nature's Beauty!" like you always do.
**[07:12] ---**
Listen, we've been over this.
**[07:14] ---**
I don't do tricks on command.
**[07:16] ---**
Well, that's a proooblem..
**[07:20] ---**
Magic's okay, too, right?
**[07:23] ---**
Sure, as long as you've got something
that'll surprise the claaass!
**[07:28] ---**
Okay, I'll show you something special, then!
**[07:31] ---**
An ultimate spell only usable by a goddess!
**[07:33] ---**
Sacred Turn Undead!
**[07:35] ---**
Are you trying to vaporize your classmates?
**[07:38] ---**
But it's not fair that I have to be in the
same class with those defiled creatures!
**[07:41] ---**
I'm a goddess, you know!
**[07:44] ---**
So there you goooo.
**[07:47] ---**
Aqua's talent was a husband
and wife comedy routine.
**[07:50] ---**
--Wait!
--Hang on!
**[07:51] ---**
IseQuar!
**[07:54] ---**
We're almost out of time.
**[07:57] ---**
I wish there was time for everybody,
**[07:58] ---**
but I think we'll call it a day
after the next twoooo.
**[08:01] ---**
Anybody who wants a go, raise your haaaand.
**[08:07] ---**
Darkness has already humiliated us.
**[08:10] ---**
Aqua's already made us look like idiots.
**[08:12] ---**
Megumin, how about you
don't make it any worse?
**[08:15] ---**
Don't be silly. You know I'm not
going to miss an opportunity like this.
**[08:20] ---**
You don't have any hidden talents, though.
**[08:23] ---**
I do.
**[08:24] ---**
Do not.
**[08:25] ---**
Do, too!
**[08:26] ---**
Fine. What is it?
**[08:28] ---**
--I have my explosion magic, the strongest,
most powerful magic in the world!
**[08:32] ---**
--That's the same thing you always do!
**[08:33] ---**
IseQuar!
**[08:35] ---**
We don't want you firing
that off in the claaassroom.
**[08:39] ---**
So I've prepared a target for you heeeere.
**[08:45] ---**
I'd prefer a target that wasn't
a bronze statue, but thank you!
**[08:49] ---**
You sure about this, sir?
**[08:50] ---**
She may be off her rocker,
but her explosion magic really is amazing!
**[08:57] ---**
I'd love to see it, then.
**[08:59] ---**
You undead guys are in
for a real treat, then!
**[09:03] ---**
Behold the power of the greatest archwizard
of the crimson demons, Megumin!
**[09:07] ---**
Within this power dwells a shining light.
**[09:09] ---**
It guides the unseen to me,
**[09:12] ---**
and calls to me from within the chaos.
**[09:14] ---**
In this moment, explosion magic beckons me!
**[09:18] ---**
Strike my foe! Explosion!
**[09:31] ---**
That felt so good!
**[09:33] ---**
She wasn't lying. That was really impressive.
**[09:38] ---**
Perhaps this is a good
time to end the show...
**[09:41] ---**
No, not yet.
**[09:42] ---**
Oh?
**[09:44] ---**
That spell was incredible.
**[09:49] ---**
I feel fortunate to have witnessed it.
**[09:51] ---**
I would like to take this opportunity
to show a talent of my own.
**[09:54] ---**
And what would that be?
**[09:57] ---**
Let me see...
**[10:01] ---**
When I was a salaryman, I only ever
had to do a talent show thing once.
**[10:06] ---**
It was at a New Year's party
for a really terrible client.
**[10:09] ---**
A lot of people took turns,
**[10:11] ---**
but after we left the venue,
**[10:13] ---**
this was the one that got
everybody most excited.
**[10:19] ---**
How can he use so many magic circles?
**[10:24] ---**
His power is increeedible.
**[10:46] ---**
Is this...?
**[10:54] ---**
That's amazing, Lord Ains!
**[10:56] ---**
All this snow... Unbelievable.
**[10:58] ---**
Amazing! Truly amazing!
**[11:01] ---**
Of course! He is the supreme lord, after all!
**[11:04] ---**
Yes, this is only natural.
**[11:07] ---**
This... This coldness!
**[11:09] ---**
Um... help me up. Somebody help me up.
**[11:13] ---**
Well, that wasn't bad, I guess.
**[11:14] ---**
--Um... it's really cold.
--It wasn't that impressive, though.
**[11:16] ---**
--Um... it's really cold.
--Cocytus looks like General Winter.
**[11:18] ---**
Don't say that! You'll make me remember!
**[11:20] ---**
Not bad, Ains.
**[11:22] ---**
Grantz! Lt. Grantz!
**[11:24] ---**
What happened to him?
**[11:25] ---**
He passed out and is foaming at the mouth.
**[11:27] ---**
He's probably remembering his trauma
at the winter combat practice grounds.
**[11:31] ---**
I'm cold.
**[11:33] ---**
Subaru, I think this is the perfect time
to drink some of that stuff.
**[11:36] ---**
Not when we're students.
**[11:38] ---**
This feels good, huh, Lia?
**[11:40] ---**
Yeah.
**[11:41] ---**
**[11:43] ---**
# E6 - Decision! Class Rep
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**[00:00] ---**
I'm very happy to see you've all
adapted well to life at school.
**[00:04] ---**
We've all learned each other's naaaames.
**[00:08] ---**
So I think it's time...
to decide our class reeeep!
**[01:42] ---**
"Episode 6: Decision! Class Rep"
**[01:43] ---**
Let's start by deciding
our class rep and vice rep.
**[01:47] ---**
Sir!
**[01:48] ---**
What is it, Albeeeedo?
**[01:51] ---**
Lord Ains is the perfect person
to be our class rep!
**[01:56] ---**
No! No! No! No!
**[01:59] ---**
I refuse to allow an undead to be class rep!
**[02:03] ---**
So are you volunteering?
**[02:06] ---**
That's right!
**[02:07] ---**
I have to, don't I?
**[02:09] ---**
I was born to provide guidance to others.
**[02:11] ---**
What's the ugly girl going on about?
**[02:14] ---**
The idea that a crazy, ugly girl like you
could be class rep is ridiculous, isn't it?
**[02:20] ---**
She called me ugly!
**[02:21] ---**
She called me ugly twice!
**[02:23] ---**
Kazuma!
**[02:24] ---**
Yes, I'm Kazuma.
**[02:26] ---**
That succubus is being a meanie!
**[02:29] ---**
No, Aqua.
**[02:30] ---**
What she said hardly counts as insulting.
**[02:32] ---**
If you really want to
make someone feel shame...
**[02:34] ---**
Darkness, we get it, so shut up!
**[02:36] ---**
So, Ains and Aqua have
volunteered for class rep.
**[02:40] ---**
Anybody else?
**[02:43] ---**
Trying to be class rep in a class
filled with these freaks
**[02:46] ---**
is probably about as safe as
being on the front lines.
**[02:48] ---**
No way in hell am I volunteering.
**[02:50] ---**
I-I volunteer, too.
**[02:58] ---**
I want this class to be a place
where everybody can be friends...
**[03:01] ---**
Then I'll make you class rep!
**[03:04] ---**
Mr. Ros-chi! How do we decide?
**[03:07] ---**
An election?
**[03:07] ---**
We draw names.
**[03:10] ---**
We draw names again.
**[03:11] ---**
We draw names again.
**[03:14] ---**
"Class Rep: Emilia"
"Vice Rep: Ains"
**[03:16] ---**
I am Emilia, your new class rep.
**[03:19] ---**
I promise I'll do my best!
**[03:23] ---**
You have a very self-satisfied look on
your face, but you did nothing, Barusu.
**[03:28] ---**
I refuse to accept this! You cheated!
**[03:30] ---**
How is a kid like that the class rep
when Lord Ains is vice rep?
**[03:34] ---**
I don't know what to tell you.
It was a fair drawing.
**[03:38] ---**
And the ugly girl is vice rep, too...
**[03:40] ---**
You said it again!
**[03:42] ---**
I'm not even interested
in bone-boy over there!
**[03:44] ---**
I don't want to be vice rep!
**[03:47] ---**
That leaves us with an
open slot for vice rep.
**[03:52] ---**
Then I'll do it!
**[03:55] ---**
Hold it! I want to be with Lord Ains, too.
**[03:59] ---**
Me, too!
**[04:01] ---**
Calm down!
**[04:02] ---**
Hey, Neumann.
**[04:03] ---**
--Hmm?
--Control yourselves!
**[04:05] ---**
Even the skeleton gets a harem.
**[04:07] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:09] ---**
As a man, it just makes you sad.
**[04:11] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:12] ---**
I'm seriously jealous.
**[04:14] ---**
An imperial soldier shouldn't
make his desires so obvious.
**[04:17] ---**
So you're saying you're not jealous?
**[04:20] ---**
"I'm not jealous."
**[04:21] ---**
...would be a lie.
**[04:22] ---**
--Right?
--Yeah.
**[04:25] ---**
Why are the men in our
battalion always like that?
**[04:29] ---**
Well, strong desires like that can
actually help on the battlefield.
**[04:36] ---**
Really?
**[04:38] ---**
Really.
**[04:39] ---**
Really?
**[04:40] ---**
Perhaps in every world,
**[04:41] ---**
little girls talk about things
they don't actually understand.
**[04:44] ---**
--I know what you're thinking without you
even opening your mouth, I suppose.
**[04:47] ---**
Excuse me! Excuse me!
**[04:48] ---**
Excuse me! Excuse me!
**[04:49] ---**
You guys are never going to stop,
so I'm just going to draw names.
**[04:54] ---**
Y-Yes, let's do that.
**[04:56] ---**
Understood, everyone?
**[04:58] ---**
Yes!
**[04:59] ---**
Wow, that was fast.
***SIGN*** "Class Rep: Emilia" "Vice Rep: Ains, Albedo" "Animal Care: Subaru, Aura, Aqua" "Disciplinary: Tanya, Demiurge, Kazuma" "Lunch: Ram, Visha"
***SIGN*** "Library: Beatrice, Mare" "Gym: Cocytus, Darkness, Weiss, Koenig, Neumann" "Nurse: Rem, Shalltear" "Intercom: Megumin"
**[05:03] ---**
Hell yes!
**[05:07] ---**
These will be your teams for a while.
**[05:12] ---**
Huh? Really?
**[05:13] ---**
We've never actually talked to
most of the people on our team.
**[05:17] ---**
The first time you meet a friend,
you've never talked to them before.
**[05:27] ---**
Oh, well.
**[05:28] ---**
But you could say this is an opportunity.
**[05:31] ---**
Opportunity?
***SIGN*** "Class Rep: Emilia" "Vice Rep: Ains, Albedo" "Animal Care: Subaru, Aura, Aqua" "Disciplinary: Tanya, Demiurge, Kazuma" "Lunch: Ram, Visha"
**[05:33] ---**
Look at this list.
**[05:35] ---**
The guardians have been evenly divided.
***SIGN*** "Library: Beatrice, Mare" "Gym: Cocytus, Darkness, Weiss, Koenig, Neumann" "Nurse: Rem, Shalltear" "Intercom: Megumin, Grantz"
**[05:37] ---**
What of it?
**[05:41] ---**
Lord Ains has instructed
us to, for the moment,
**[05:43] ---**
strictly follow the rules of our school life.
**[05:46] ---**
But we must consider what
"for the moment" means.
**[05:51] ---**
With Ains' order to conquer
the world still in effect,
**[05:56] ---**
it would be a serious mistake
to take any action
**[05:58] ---**
in an environment with this much uncertainty.
**[06:00] ---**
Thus, Lord Ains wants us to
gather information on each faction,
**[06:03] ---**
and find out how to manipulate them.
**[06:08] ---**
--Why am I on animal care?
**[06:09] ---**
--In a sense, this is a chance to show
to Lord Ains the degree to which
**[06:10] ---**
--I refuse to do it! I refuse! I refuse!
**[06:13] ---**
--I've got it worse. I'm on intercom duty.
**[06:13] ---**
--we're fulfilling our duties
in service to a great lord.
**[06:15] ---**
--That's perfect for you.
**[06:16] ---**
--Huh? What? H-How?
**[06:19] ---**
--So Ains is telling us to all do our best
on our respective committees.
**[06:20] ---**
--I'm on the gym committee!
**[06:21] ---**
--That's even better.
**[06:24] ---**
Correct.
**[06:26] ---**
Understood!
**[06:28] ---**
I shall be the greatest nurse
the world has ever seen!
**[06:33] ---**
Beatrice!
**[06:35] ---**
Whatever is wrooong?
**[06:38] ---**
We need to talk, Roswaal.
**[06:40] ---**
"Mr." Roswaal.
**[06:43] ---**
The idea that those drawings
were fair is ridiculous, I suppose.
**[06:47] ---**
Whatever do you meaaan?
**[06:50] ---**
I want to know what you're planning.
**[06:53] ---**
Planning? I wouldn't waste
my time planning anythiiiing.
**[06:57] ---**
What does that mean?
**[07:00] ---**
In the end, we all have to
act out the parts given to us.
**[07:04] ---**
--Both you, and me, and everyone elllse.
**[07:06] ---**
--Hey, wait! Roswaal!
--Both you, and me, and everyone elllse.
**[07:11] ---**
Mom, Dad.
**[07:12] ---**
It's me, Kazuma!
**[07:13] ---**
I thought I was dead, and then I ended up
with this useless goddess in a crazy,
**[07:18] ---**
weird world filled with crazy weirdos.
**[07:21] ---**
But now somehow I've found myself
in a completely different world,
**[07:24] ---**
where I'm a student.
**[07:27] ---**
I always refused to go to school,
**[07:30] ---**
so I'm sure you'd be surprised
to see where I am now.
**[07:34] ---**
But let me say one thing...
**[07:37] ---**
Nobody here is a student!
**[07:39] ---**
This place is messed up!
**[07:41] ---**
What's your problem... Satou Kazuma, was it?
**[07:44] ---**
One of my classmates is a little girl!
**[07:47] ---**
One of my classmates is a devil!
**[07:50] ---**
So, when are you getting off the floor?
**[07:53] ---**
For some reason, I can't move.
**[07:56] ---**
So my control spell doesn't work?
**[07:59] ---**
Kneel.
**[08:03] ---**
--Poke, poke. Poke, poke. Poke, poke.
**[08:04] ---**
--The power balance in this world
seems rather complicated.
**[08:09] ---**
You may stand.
**[08:12] ---**
What was that?
**[08:14] ---**
Are you all right?
**[08:16] ---**
If you're not feeling well,
you should lie down.
**[08:19] ---**
--I think I will...
**[08:21] ---**
--I think I will...
--We'll never get done at this rate.
**[08:21] ---**
--We'll never get done at this rate.
**[08:24] ---**
Stand.
**[08:26] ---**
What did you say?
**[08:27] ---**
I said stand!
**[08:32] ---**
This human is using something
like a control spell?
**[08:35] ---**
There will be no joke-filled
slice-of-life worlds
**[08:38] ---**
as long as I'm on the disciplinary committee.
**[08:40] ---**
"Rules Rules Rules Rules"
**[08:41] ---**
Rules! Rules first, then freedom.
**[08:43] ---**
That's how it's going to be!
**[08:45] ---**
I agree!
**[08:47] ---**
We'll have to come up with a list of rules.
**[08:50] ---**
Yeah. The more of them, the better.
**[08:53] ---**
By the way...
**[08:54] ---**
I think you and I are going to get along.
**[08:56] ---**
Just what I'd expect from
one of Ains' friends.
**[08:58] ---**
And I can see why Lord Ains
thinks so highly of you!
**[09:03] ---**
--My name is Tanya von Degurechaff.
Call me Tanya!
**[09:04] ---**
--Mom... Dad...
**[09:06] ---**
--I think I'm going to stop
coming to school again!
**[09:08] ---**
--I think I'm going to stop
coming to school again!
**[09:14] ---**
I will be the head of the gym committee.
**[09:18] ---**
You do seem to be the strongest here.
**[09:21] ---**
Yup.
**[09:22] ---**
So, what are we doing?
**[09:24] ---**
Strapping ropes to our bodies and
hanging ourselves from the rafters?
**[09:26] ---**
Or maybe we can all throw ourselves
into the mouths of giant toads...
**[09:30] ---**
Girl...
**[09:31] ---**
What is it, you clearly-extremely-dangerous
gym committee leader?
**[09:34] ---**
What kind of name is that?
**[09:36] ---**
What are those four arms for?
**[09:39] ---**
They exist to pin down
my arms and legs, right?
**[09:42] ---**
And then you'll say to me...
**[09:43] ---**
"Now you're totally helpless.
Cry all you want, it won't help you."
**[09:47] ---**
But I will stand strong!
**[09:49] ---**
And then you'll breathe
your frosty breath on me!
**[09:52] ---**
Especially on the soft parts of my body!
**[09:55] ---**
The soft, sensitive parts of my body!
**[09:58] ---**
What's she talking about?
**[10:00] ---**
What's going on here?
**[10:01] ---**
Not a clue.
**[10:03] ---**
Darkness, you're scaring Cocytus...
**[10:06] ---**
You! You're a human, and yet you're
going to side with that monster
**[10:10] ---**
and have your way with me with those
strong arms and strong eyebrows!
**[10:13] ---**
Where did that come from?
**[10:15] ---**
Did she just say you have "strong eyebrows"?
**[10:17] ---**
She did.
**[10:21] ---**
Take me!
**[11:43] ---**
"(Meat) Tough Guy"
**[11:44] ---**
So the wheels of reincarnation
have begun to spin...
**[11:48] ---**
**[11:51] ---**
# E7 - Carry Out! Class Rep
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR3K3WJQR/carry-out-class-rep)
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**[00:03] ---**
This is so hard...
**[00:06] ---**
Good work today, Lia.
**[00:08] ---**
It must be really hard,
being class rep for a class filled
**[00:10] ---**
with all those strange creatures.
**[00:13] ---**
Yeah, it's really hard.
**[00:15] ---**
You seem kind of happy, though.
**[00:19] ---**
Well, everybody here is really unique, right?
**[00:22] ---**
I'm not sure "unique" is
the best word for it, but yes.
**[00:27] ---**
Nobody calls me
the "silver-haired half-elf" here.
**[00:31] ---**
Nope.
**[00:33] ---**
I don't know what kind of world this is,
**[00:34] ---**
or how we got here.
**[00:37] ---**
I think Roswaal might know something.
**[00:39] ---**
But I want to do what I can here.
**[00:43] ---**
Yup!
**[00:44] ---**
It may be really hard.
**[00:46] ---**
No, I bet it is really hard!
**[00:49] ---**
But I decided to do my best!
**[00:51] ---**
If that's your choice,
I'll back you up with all I've got!
**[00:55] ---**
Thank you, Puck.
**[00:59] ---**
And, um...
**[01:01] ---**
I've never been to school,
so this is tons of fun!
**[02:35] ---**
"Episode 7: Carry Out! Class Rep"
**[02:36] ---**
Subaru, how is it, taking care of the animals?
**[02:39] ---**
Pretty crazy.
**[02:41] ---**
Crazy?
**[02:44] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:46] ---**
This is a little bigger than the
djungarian hamsters I'm used to.
**[02:51] ---**
You know my species?
**[02:54] ---**
Yeah, but the ones I know are a little,
and by a little I mean a lot, different.
**[02:58] ---**
My lord once said the same thing.
**[03:01] ---**
I can't hear you. Could you
stop chewing on my head?
**[03:05] ---**
Hey, Hamsuke!
**[03:07] ---**
I let my instincts take over
and chewed on him!
**[03:10] ---**
Sorry, Subaru!
**[03:11] ---**
You're covered in blood!
**[03:13] ---**
For some reason he chews on me
and ignores everybody else.
**[03:16] ---**
You know better than that!
**[03:18] ---**
For some reason, when I see Subaru,
**[03:20] ---**
I get really excited!
**[03:22] ---**
You were excited?!
**[03:24] ---**
Is chewing on me some kind of
animal communication ritual?
**[03:27] ---**
I feel really bad about it...
**[03:30] ---**
Then stop chewing on me!
**[03:33] ---**
It's like that.
**[03:34] ---**
Let's defeat that monster.
**[03:36] ---**
That was quick.
**[03:38] ---**
Ros-chi told us not to start fights, right?
**[03:41] ---**
It's fine, really.
**[03:43] ---**
How are things for you, Rem?
**[03:45] ---**
Well, I'm a nurse,
**[03:47] ---**
so unless somebody gets hurt or sick,
**[03:49] ---**
there's nothing for me to do.
**[03:51] ---**
Subaru!
**[03:53] ---**
Why didn't you come to me
when the monster attacked you?
**[03:57] ---**
Oh, sorry.
**[03:59] ---**
Next time make sure you do, okay?
**[04:01] ---**
That would mean letting that hamster
chew on me again, though.
**[04:05] ---**
So? Beako, how about you?
**[04:08] ---**
You're in the library, right?
**[04:10] ---**
Nothing much happens.
**[04:12] ---**
I just read books all day, I suppose.
**[04:14] ---**
The same as ever, huh?
**[04:16] ---**
That's fine with me.
**[04:17] ---**
Hanging out with those lunatics
would make me go crazy, too, I suppose.
**[04:23] ---**
But there's someone else
there with you, right?
**[04:26] ---**
Mare, right?
**[04:29] ---**
She's... well, fine.
**[04:32] ---**
That's rare, for you to react like that.
**[04:35] ---**
There's nothing about her
that makes her special,
**[04:37] ---**
but... she just makes you feel relaxed.
**[04:39] ---**
"Society"
**[04:42] ---**
Um...
**[04:43] ---**
What is it?
**[04:44] ---**
This book is... good.
**[04:49] ---**
I'll read it later, I suppose.
**[04:53] ---**
I'm glad you made another little friend.
**[04:56] ---**
It's not like that!
**[04:58] ---**
You make me so upset, I suppose!
**[04:59] ---**
Sheesh!
**[05:01] ---**
Sis, wait!
**[05:03] ---**
Run faster or I'll leave you behind!
**[05:08] ---**
Hey, little kids.
**[05:10] ---**
Nice morning, huh?
**[05:11] ---**
You're always so loud and annoying, Subaru.
**[05:14] ---**
That's one of the things
that makes me special.
**[05:17] ---**
It's kind of amazing that
you can be proud of it.
**[05:20] ---**
By the way, have your wounds healed?
**[05:22] ---**
Yeah. I'm just fine.
**[05:23] ---**
Great.
**[05:25] ---**
Oh, I'm on feeding duty this morning.
**[05:28] ---**
So I'll be going.
**[05:29] ---**
Okay! Fill him up so he doesn't eat me later!
**[05:35] ---**
Sure, sure!
**[05:36] ---**
I'll leave just enough space
in his stomach for you!
**[05:40] ---**
Hey!
**[05:41] ---**
M-Morning...
**[05:44] ---**
Good morning, I suppose.
**[05:46] ---**
O-Okay, see you later!
**[05:49] ---**
Wait.
**[05:51] ---**
If you're going to open the library,
then I'll go with you, I suppose.
**[05:54] ---**
Okay!
**[05:57] ---**
What's up, Rem?
**[05:58] ---**
I was just thinking that this is kind of fun.
**[06:01] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:04] ---**
Hey, so Emilia went to school
early this morning?
**[06:09] ---**
Yeah. She said she had something to do.
**[06:12] ---**
That's rare.
**[06:14] ---**
Yes.
**[06:16] ---**
Good morning!
**[06:17] ---**
Let's all do our best today!
**[06:20] ---**
--Here's a song to help you wake up:
"Piercing Howl! Coal-Black Storm!"
**[06:23] ---**
"Broadcasting Now"
"Intercom Room"
**[06:24] ---**
--No! That's not a good song for morning at all!
**[06:25] ---**
--Don't say that! You just don't have the
artistic sense to understand how great--
**[06:31] ---**
I don't want to hear about "sense"
from someone dressed like that...
**[06:33] ---**
I remembered something
I have to do in the nurse's office.
**[06:36] ---**
Go on without me.
**[06:38] ---**
Sure.
**[06:41] ---**
Morning!
**[06:43] ---**
Natsuki Subaru is here!
**[06:45] ---**
Where's Emilia?
**[06:47] ---**
What are you guys doing?
**[06:49] ---**
Subaru, I spent a lot of time
yesterday thinking of
**[06:53] ---**
how I could make school fun for everybody.
**[06:57] ---**
Okay.
**[06:58] ---**
And I decided that the best way was for
us all to do something fun for everybody.
**[07:02] ---**
What do you think?
**[07:06] ---**
If that's what you think is best, I agree!
**[07:10] ---**
I'll do my best to help you!
**[07:12] ---**
Thank you, Subaru!
**[07:13] ---**
Sure thing!
**[07:15] ---**
But these... these people...
**[07:19] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[07:19] ---**
Hello.
**[07:20] ---**
I am Ains Ooal Gown.
**[07:23] ---**
Call me Ains.
**[07:25] ---**
Ains, huh?
**[07:26] ---**
Lord Ains.
**[07:27] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[07:28] ---**
Albedo, relax.
**[07:30] ---**
I apologize.
**[07:32] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[07:32] ---**
Sorry about that.
**[07:33] ---**
Now, about Emilia's plan.
**[07:36] ---**
It's a surprisingly good idea.
**[07:39] ---**
We may not know how we got here,
**[07:42] ---**
but we're all in the same class.
We're all comrades, in a sense.
**[07:46] ---**
Comrades?
**[07:48] ---**
And isn't it a good thing for companions
to get to know each other better?
**[07:49] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[07:53] ---**
I used to do all kinds of things
with my guild members.
**[07:56] ---**
In the game, though.
**[07:58] ---**
So it seems like a decent idea, to me.
**[08:02] ---**
What do you think, Albedo?
**[08:03] ---**
You could never be wrong
about anything, my lord.
**[08:08] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[08:08] ---**
Let's go with this girl's plan.
**[08:11] ---**
Thanks, Ains.
**[08:12] ---**
Lord Ains.
**[08:13] ---**
Sorry.
**[08:13] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[08:14] ---**
No...
**[08:17] ---**
He feels like he came from
the same world as me.
**[08:21] ---**
It won't hurt to get along with him.
**[08:24] ---**
I'll call you Subaru, so we're even.
**[08:27] ---**
Will that work, Subaru?
**[08:28] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:30] ---**
You two are such great friends, huh?
**[08:33] ---**
It's amazing that Emilia can
accept this situation so easily.
**[08:43] ---**
Excuse me.
**[08:45] ---**
How can he fondle a chest that isn't mine?!
**[08:54] ---**
No, I'm sorry.
**[08:56] ---**
There was something I noticed.
**[08:59] ---**
I've never had a skeleton
touch my chest before.
**[09:02] ---**
That scared me.
**[09:05] ---**
And it's the first time I've done it
and not crushed somebody's heart.
**[09:11] ---**
That's not funny!
**[09:13] ---**
I'm glad you're all getting along.
**[09:16] ---**
I've got good news for you alllll!
**[09:20] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[09:21] ---**
Our class is going on a field trip sooooon.
**[09:27] ---**
Field trip?
**[09:28] ---**
Yes. We're all going to the beach
where you can play and swim
**[09:32] ---**
and become even better friends.
**[09:35] ---**
Listen, we've barely gotten
to know each other yet.
**[09:38] ---**
Isn't it a little early for that?
**[09:40] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[09:40] ---**
Youth passes in an instaaant!
**[09:44] ---**
That makes sense. Or does it?
**[09:46] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[09:48] ---**
Emilia, why don't we do some kind of
activity while we're on this field trip?
**[09:53] ---**
Activity?
**[09:56] ---**
Yes. Activity.
**[09:58] ---**
We can do an event that the
whole class can participate in.
**[10:02] ---**
Great idea!
**[10:04] ---**
Wonderful idea, Lord Ains!
**[10:07] ---**
An activity... huh?
**[10:09] ---**
Okay, I'll try my best to
come up with something.
**[10:11] ---**
Thank you, Ains!
**[10:13] ---**
Even if that smile is directed
at someone other than me,
**[10:13] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[10:16] ---**
Emilia is still a real angel!
**[10:17] ---**
ERA for short!
**[10:19] ---**
Sorry, I have no idea what you just said.
**[10:23] ---**
Yeah, that makes no sense at all.
**[10:24] ---**
--I can let the kids take over here.
--Yup.
**[10:27] ---**
--I can let the kids take over here.
--You all don't get it?!
**[10:29] ---**
**[10:31] ---**
# E8 - Prepare! Field Trip
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GREXQ17XY/prepare-field-trip)
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**[00:00] ---**
For our upcoming field trip to the beach,
**[00:03] ---**
I propose that we should all
do something together as a class.
**[00:08] ---**
Anyone who disagrees,
please raise your hand.
**[00:11] ---**
Nobody's gonna be able to disagree
with a plan from that scary-looking thing!
**[01:45] ---**
"Episode 8: Prepare! Field Trip"
**[01:46] ---**
Since no one seems to disagree...
**[01:47] ---**
I disagree.
**[01:50] ---**
Somebody's disagreeing!
**[01:52] ---**
Why do you keep starting fights with him?
**[01:55] ---**
Why do I have to go along
with a plan from an undead?
**[01:58] ---**
Never! Never! Never! Never!
**[02:00] ---**
Th-The idea... was mine.
**[02:04] ---**
Um... since we're all classmates now,
**[02:08] ---**
and this is the first thing
we're doing together...
**[02:10] ---**
I don't know what a field trip is,
**[02:14] ---**
but I want us to all to be better friends.
**[02:17] ---**
Well, when you put it that way...
**[02:19] ---**
Stare...
**[02:22] ---**
Fine! Let's all do something
together as a class!
**[02:25] ---**
Fine!
**[02:27] ---**
Okay, everybody, let's hear some ideas!
**[02:29] ---**
Nobody asked you to
take the lead on this, Barusu.
**[02:30] ---**
I'm hoping it'll be an event
that's sexy and romantic...
**[02:35] ---**
An event!
**[02:36] ---**
That's sexy!
**[02:37] ---**
And romantic!
**[02:40] ---**
She lost a ton of blood!
**[02:42] ---**
Nurse! Nurse!
**[02:44] ---**
Yes, I'm a nurse.
**[02:46] ---**
But...
**[02:47] ---**
But the other nurse has a nosebleed, too...
**[02:51] ---**
--An event that's sexy and romantic...
**[02:51] ---**
--Our nurses are useless!
--An event that's sexy and romantic...
**[02:53] ---**
--An event that's sexy and romantic...
**[02:55] ---**
"Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
"Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
**[02:55] ---**
And "fishing."
**[02:57] ---**
"Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
"Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
**[02:58] ---**
Anybody have any other ideas?
**[03:00] ---**
Explosion magic tournament!
**[03:02] ---**
Test of endurance!
**[03:03] ---**
Okay, nobody has any other ideas.
**[03:06] ---**
"Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
"Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
**[03:06] ---**
That's enough for us to do
during the day, but...
**[03:10] ---**
"Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
"Watermelon-Splitting"
**[03:10] ---**
Yes. We'll need something to do at night.
**[03:13] ---**
At night!
**[03:14] ---**
--Okay, that was a bad way to put it.
--Oooh... at night!
**[03:16] ---**
Something we could all do at night!
**[03:18] ---**
Something we could all do at night!
**[03:20] ---**
Okay, what's a not bad way to put it?
**[03:25] ---**
Lia, it's time to go home.
**[03:28] ---**
Yeah, it's quittin' time.
**[03:30] ---**
Nobody says "quittin' time" anymore.
**[03:33] ---**
You really need to shut up.
**[03:36] ---**
Anybody have any good ideas?
**[03:39] ---**
And then shockingly, Kazuma raised his hand!
**[03:41] ---**
Quiet, you.
**[03:42] ---**
How about a test of courage?
**[03:45] ---**
Test of courage?
**[03:46] ---**
Yeah. It's the perfect thing to do at night.
**[03:48] ---**
No, no, no. Kazuma!
**[03:52] ---**
Take a look at your classmates!
**[03:55] ---**
It's a test of courage just to be
in the same room with them!
**[03:58] ---**
Well, that's true.
**[04:00] ---**
In a normal test of courage,
the girl goes, "Kyah! I'm so scared!"
**[04:05] ---**
"Don't worry, I'm here for you!"
**[04:07] ---**
"Aww, you're the greatest! Kyah!"
**[04:09] ---**
And then they jump you and you can
feel their boobs... Their boobs!
**[04:13] ---**
Have you gone crazy?
Or are you just an idiot!
**[04:15] ---**
You're as brutal as Ram!
**[04:18] ---**
Barusu is an idiot. And he's crazy.
**[04:21] ---**
And thanks for showing her how it's done!
**[04:23] ---**
Let's do it!
**[04:26] ---**
A test of courage!
**[04:27] ---**
I want to do it with Lord Ains!
**[04:33] ---**
Is everyone else okay with that?
**[04:37] ---**
Test of courage it is, then!
**[04:40] ---**
We'll ask Mr. Roswaal to help
with the preparations.
**[04:46] ---**
That's it for home room today.
**[04:48] ---**
Hey, let's go shopping!
**[04:50] ---**
I have to go to the intercom room.
**[04:50] ---**
"Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
"Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
**[04:52] ---**
I've got to go to the gym, too...
**[04:55] ---**
Oh, Kazuma!
**[04:56] ---**
--No.
--You could at least think about it!
**[04:57] ---**
That went great, Emilia.
**[04:59] ---**
Thanks.
**[05:01] ---**
By the way, Subaru.
**[05:04] ---**
What is a "test of courage"?
**[05:09] ---**
"Bargains" "Department Store"
**[05:11] ---**
I guess we need swimsuits, too.
**[05:15] ---**
I've never worn something like this...
**[05:18] ---**
I think it's fine, as long as
it's not too revealing.
**[05:22] ---**
The men all say that I don't
seem like a woman...
**[05:27] ---**
They just have no taste.
**[05:30] ---**
Thank you, Major.
**[05:32] ---**
Well, the battlefield is a deadly place.
**[05:36] ---**
It would be bad if they were
all lusting after her.
**[05:42] ---**
What wonderful costumes!
**[05:46] ---**
How about this one?
**[05:47] ---**
Don't you think this would bring out
Lord Ains' manly charm?
**[05:51] ---**
Yes, it's wonderful.
**[05:53] ---**
But what about this?
**[05:56] ---**
It lets you see all of his pelvic bone!
**[05:59] ---**
--N-No! My nose won't stop bleeding!
**[06:01] ---**
--Oh, no! Oh, no!
--N-No! My nose won't stop bleeding!
**[06:03] ---**
I guess some people prefer them
as revealing as possible.
**[06:09] ---**
Who cares what swimsuit you wear?
**[06:12] ---**
Shut up!
**[06:13] ---**
This is the kind of event where you
need to show off and look your best!
**[06:18] ---**
It's not like you have anything
to show off, anyway!
**[06:21] ---**
That's so funny!
**[06:23] ---**
You little...
**[06:31] ---**
Oh?
**[06:32] ---**
It's the rude idiot girl.
**[06:35] ---**
It's the undead thing's friends.
**[06:41] ---**
Come on, Aqua.
**[06:42] ---**
You need to start getting along
with the rest of the class.
**[06:44] ---**
Remember what Emilia said?
**[06:47] ---**
"I want us all to be better friends!"
**[06:50] ---**
"Better friends"... "better friends"...
"better friends"...
**[06:53] ---**
Sorry about that, girls.
**[06:55] ---**
I know you all don't really get along,
**[06:57] ---**
but I hope you can be friends with her.
**[07:01] ---**
Yes. Lord Ains himself
said something similar.
**[07:05] ---**
It's our duty to obey him.
**[07:07] ---**
Very well.
**[07:10] ---**
See? You're the only one
acting like a kid here.
**[07:13] ---**
I know that! I know!
**[07:15] ---**
I don't want to be friends
with a succubus and a vampire,
**[07:19] ---**
but I won't attack them.
**[07:20] ---**
That's right.
**[07:21] ---**
Just because they're
a succubus and a vampire...
**[07:27] ---**
Succubus!
**[07:30] ---**
Um... Albedo?
**[07:32] ---**
What is it?
**[07:34] ---**
Are you a succubus, Albedo?
**[07:37] ---**
Is that a problem?
**[07:39] ---**
So, um, do you... do that dream thing?
**[07:43] ---**
And, um...
**[07:46] ---**
That's the normal reaction, isn't it?
**[07:50] ---**
What is?
**[07:51] ---**
Just look at his face!
**[07:56] ---**
It's very unattractive.
**[07:58] ---**
Kazuma, was it?
**[08:00] ---**
Let me tell you something.
**[08:03] ---**
Whisper, whisper. Whisper, whisper.
**[08:07] ---**
You may not believe it, but it's the truth!
**[08:11] ---**
Well, that's amazing in its own right!
**[08:13] ---**
Right?
**[08:14] ---**
It's really rare, isn't it?
**[08:16] ---**
Shalltear, what are you talking about?
**[08:19] ---**
We're discussing what a pure,
innocent maiden you are.
**[08:28] ---**
Shalltear!
**[08:33] ---**
But it's hilarious!
**[08:36] ---**
--A succubus, whose job it is to
seduce men, is actually a vir--
**[08:38] ---**
--But Lord Ains... Lord Ains...
--A succubus, whose job it is to
seduce men, is actually a vir--
**[08:39] ---**
--But Lord Ains... Lord Ains...
**[08:41] ---**
Who cares?
**[08:45] ---**
There's no reason to laugh
at someone because they're
**[08:48] ---**
saving themselves for the one they love.
**[08:50] ---**
Aqua?
**[08:52] ---**
And who cares what race you are?
**[08:54] ---**
There's no reason to be ashamed.
**[08:57] ---**
Be proud of yourself.
**[08:59] ---**
Once in a while, you say something
that really makes sense.
**[09:02] ---**
I am a goddess, you know.
**[09:05] ---**
Anyway, what I'm saying is that you
shouldn't judge people over that stuff.
**[09:09] ---**
There's nothing in this world that
you can't do and be proud of.
**[09:14] ---**
Oh, there is one thing.
**[09:17] ---**
Putting pads in your bra.
**[09:21] ---**
Just because you're flat,
**[09:22] ---**
you shouldn't try to lie to people
by putting pads in your bra.
**[09:25] ---**
There's a junior goddess named
Eris I know, and she does that.
**[09:30] ---**
Her job is to listen to lies and confessions,
**[09:32] ---**
so why is she lying about her breasts?
**[09:40] ---**
You're right! You shouldn't use pads!
**[09:43] ---**
Yes. It's the one thing
you should be ashamed of.
**[09:48] ---**
You heard the lady, Shalltear.
**[09:51] ---**
Aqua, was that your name?
**[09:54] ---**
Yup.
**[09:54] ---**
You're dead.
**[09:58] ---**
Calm down, Shalltear.
**[09:59] ---**
You need to do what Lord Ains says...
**[10:03] ---**
--I think you hurt her without realizing it.
**[10:05] ---**
--Using pads is wrong...
Using pads is wrong, she says!
**[10:07] ---**
--Using pads is wrong...
Using pads is wrong, she says!
**[10:12] ---**
What are they going on about this time?
**[10:15] ---**
Major! What about this?
**[10:18] ---**
I think it's really cute!
**[11:41] ---**
Boys and girls at the beach...
Something is going to happen, for sure.
**[11:46] ---**
Just ring me up already.
**[11:49] ---**
**[11:51] ---**
# E9 - Enjoy! Field Trip
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G61XDJNQ6/enjoy-field-trip)
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**[00:01] ---**
Hello, everyone,
**[00:03] ---**
how are you all doing?
**[00:05] ---**
We're stuck in some weird world
where we're forced to go to school...
**[00:11] ---**
And it's awesome!
**[01:43] ---**
"Episode 9: Enjoy! Field Trip"
**[01:45] ---**
Hey, guys...
**[01:47] ---**
Yes, sir?
**[01:48] ---**
I think we may be in Valhalla.
**[01:51] ---**
Agreed.
**[01:53] ---**
Did you ever see such
beautiful girls in the Empire?
**[01:57] ---**
Nope. Never.
**[02:00] ---**
This must be our reward, for the suffering
we constantly endure on the battlefield.
**[02:05] ---**
Men, let's have some fun!
**[02:07] ---**
Give me 1000 push-ups.
**[02:10] ---**
Why is this happening to us?
**[02:12] ---**
That's right!
**[02:14] ---**
As a member of the gym committee,
you must provide an example for the others.
**[02:21] ---**
Is this all?
**[02:22] ---**
This doesn't even count as exercise!
**[02:25] ---**
Impressive, girl.
**[02:27] ---**
"Impressive" is right.
**[02:30] ---**
Yes. She's doing her push-ups so fast.
**[02:32] ---**
No, Captain.
**[02:35] ---**
Look at that!
**[02:40] ---**
Yes, they are impressive!
**[02:42] ---**
They're beyond impressive,
they're incredible!
**[02:46] ---**
I can feel them staring at me...
**[02:47] ---**
Yes, like they're
molesting me with their eyes...
**[02:50] ---**
Those men are staring at me
**[02:51] ---**
and imagining all the horrible things
they want to do to me...
**[02:54] ---**
Those are the eyes of wolves!
**[02:56] ---**
What will happen to me now?
**[02:58] ---**
My arms will be too tired
to resist them, and I'll...
**[03:02] ---**
What will happen to me?
**[03:04] ---**
What should I be doing here?
**[03:09] ---**
Scumbags.
**[03:10] ---**
They are scumbags.
**[03:11] ---**
Hey, sis.
**[03:13] ---**
Working hard?
**[03:15] ---**
I've never seen anybody look so unhappy
when getting ready for a BBQ.
**[03:20] ---**
That's not true.
**[03:22] ---**
I'm not infuriated that my workload
increased due to this BBQ.
**[03:27] ---**
You are so infuriated!
**[03:28] ---**
What about you, Barusu? Are you working?
**[03:31] ---**
There aren't any animals to
take care of on our field trip.
**[03:35] ---**
So I'm helping people out.
**[03:39] ---**
So essentially, you're a flunky.
**[03:40] ---**
As always, wherever you are, you're useless.
**[03:44] ---**
I thought you'd say that.
**[03:46] ---**
Um...
**[03:48] ---**
Your name is Subaru, right?
**[03:50] ---**
Yes. His name is Barusu.
**[03:53] ---**
Natsuki Subaru...
**[03:55] ---**
Correct. Barusu.
**[03:57] ---**
Sis, she's really confused. Cut it out.
**[04:03] ---**
My eyes! My eyes!
**[04:06] ---**
"Tanya"
**[04:06] ---**
You kept staring at the girls' swimsuits.
**[04:09] ---**
Your job is to enforce
discipline, not disrupt it.
**[04:12] ---**
But you didn't have to...
**[04:17] ---**
My skill, "stealth," allows me to...
**[04:20] ---**
...peep!
**[04:22] ---**
What could be better?
**[04:23] ---**
What are you doing?
**[04:27] ---**
Flash!
**[04:28] ---**
My eyes! My eyes!
**[04:32] ---**
"Tanya"
**[04:33] ---**
Did you have to scorch my eyeballs
for looking at some swimsuits?
**[04:35] ---**
--Thank you for your cooperation, Demiurge.
**[04:36] ---**
--They're not listening to me!
--Thank you for your cooperation, Demiurge.
**[04:38] ---**
Not at all. Your swift call
was what saved the day.
**[04:41] ---**
"Tanya"
**[04:41] ---**
Nonsense.
**[04:42] ---**
Ains is really lucky to have
a subordinate like you.
**[04:46] ---**
--These two make a crazy pair.
--No, you're quite impressive yourself...
**[04:48] ---**
--No, you're quite impressive yourself...
**[04:49] ---**
"Medical Care Area"
**[04:51] ---**
Nobody's coming.
**[04:53] ---**
Indeed.
**[04:57] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[04:58] ---**
"Medical Care Area"
**[04:59] ---**
Nothing!
**[05:05] ---**
This is delicious!
**[05:06] ---**
Of course it is.
**[05:07] ---**
Wow! She really hit it!
**[05:15] ---**
And soooo...
**[05:17] ---**
It's time for the test of couraaage.
**[05:19] ---**
Draw names from the box
to see who goes with whoooo.
**[05:23] ---**
How? How?
**[05:26] ---**
Okay, group one goes first.
**[05:29] ---**
Okay, let's go ladies.
**[05:31] ---**
Hey, don't try to boss
everyone around. That's my job.
**[05:36] ---**
I've lived far longer than you have, human.
**[05:39] ---**
This is rough...
**[05:41] ---**
I...
**[05:42] ---**
Mare's an angel, at least.
**[05:44] ---**
I'm a boy!
**[05:49] ---**
Get moving.
**[05:58] ---**
You were barely scared at all.
**[06:02] ---**
Of course.
**[06:03] ---**
As soon as Lord Ains and I were
assigned to different teams,
**[06:06] ---**
this whole exercise lost its point.
**[06:08] ---**
For you, yes.
**[06:13] ---**
Um, our old world was scarier than this...
**[06:17] ---**
Well, it wasn't our world,
so much as the Major, that was scary...
**[06:22] ---**
Captain! You said it, not me...
**[06:25] ---**
You sure? I think you did...
**[06:27] ---**
I did not!
**[06:31] ---**
Got a cold?
**[06:32] ---**
No.
**[06:33] ---**
Maybe somebody's talking about you.
**[06:36] ---**
Hey, you guys.
**[06:39] ---**
Again?
**[06:40] ---**
I would appreciate it if you would stop
trying to start fights with me.
**[06:43] ---**
That's not it.
**[06:46] ---**
You're all from Earth, right?
**[06:49] ---**
How did you know?
**[06:51] ---**
I can tell. Kazuma was from Earth, too.
**[06:54] ---**
I'm the one who sent him to his world.
**[06:58] ---**
Can you say that again?
**[07:00] ---**
You see, I'm a deity, and I
summoned Kazuma to his world.
**[07:06] ---**
The one we were in before this.
To defeat the Demon King, you see.
**[07:09] ---**
A deity?
**[07:11] ---**
That's right. I'm a goddess.
**[07:13] ---**
Seriously?
**[07:16] ---**
So it's you...
**[07:19] ---**
You're Being X!
**[07:31] ---**
Subaru?!
**[07:36] ---**
Tanya, wait! Wait!
**[07:39] ---**
--Don't try and stop me, Ains.
--Huh? What?
**[07:41] ---**
What's going on here?
**[07:42] ---**
You're scaring me!
**[07:43] ---**
Scaring you?
**[07:45] ---**
You of all people, Being X,
are scared? That's pathetic!
**[07:48] ---**
What is a "Being X"?
**[07:50] ---**
Shut up!
**[07:51] ---**
You fraud who calls yourself a god!
**[07:53] ---**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[07:55] ---**
I don't know what's going on here, but stop!
**[07:57] ---**
What's your problem?
**[07:58] ---**
If you want to get in my way...
**[08:00] ---**
Tanya, I don't know
what happened in your world,
**[08:04] ---**
but I don't think it's
her you're pissed off at!
**[08:07] ---**
He's right.
**[08:09] ---**
Being X, the god, or self-proclaimed god,
that sent you to your world...
**[08:14] ---**
Does it really seem possible
that he's the same being as her?
**[08:23] ---**
Good point.
**[08:24] ---**
They're nothing alike.
**[08:26] ---**
Right?
**[08:30] ---**
That's right.
**[08:32] ---**
There's people from
many different worlds here.
**[08:35] ---**
Aqua, I'm sorry.
**[08:37] ---**
It's okay...
**[08:39] ---**
It seems I'm a little too sensitive
around self-proclaimed gods.
**[08:43] ---**
But I've been saying I'm a goddess
ever since I got here!
**[08:51] ---**
Yes, she had been saying that.
**[08:56] ---**
She seemed so unlike a goddess
that it didn't really sink in, probably.
**[09:01] ---**
You may be right.
**[09:02] ---**
That's really mean!
**[09:04] ---**
If I'm losing my cool around a loser
self-proclaimed "goddess" like this...
**[09:08] ---**
--...it means I have a lot of things to work on.
--That's super mean!
**[09:10] ---**
Lord Ains!
**[09:13] ---**
Lord Ains!
**[09:14] ---**
Oh, there you are.
**[09:16] ---**
We felt a powerful magical explosion
like an earthquaaaake.
**[09:20] ---**
What haaaappened?
**[09:23] ---**
Well, you see.
**[09:24] ---**
I lost my cool.
**[09:27] ---**
Thanks to Ains and Subaru,
I was able to regain control of myself.
**[09:32] ---**
I apologize for the trouble.
**[09:35] ---**
Well, as long as everyone's safe...
**[09:39] ---**
But the force of your magic
knocked several people out coooold.
**[09:47] ---**
You all lack mental discipline!
**[09:50] ---**
No, I think it's because
they know how you usually are.
**[09:55] ---**
Like you triggered their PTSD.
**[09:56] ---**
Oh, you may be right.
**[09:58] ---**
But that's still not okay!
**[10:00] ---**
Brutal!
**[10:01] ---**
I really am goddess!
**[10:03] ---**
But nobody believes me...
**[10:05] ---**
And when I thought somebody
finally believed me, they got mad!
**[10:08] ---**
That's right. You're just a crazy archpriest
who calls herself a goddess.
**[10:12] ---**
--Hey!
--He's brutal, too!
**[10:14] ---**
--Oh, I said that wrong.
You're the goddess of party tricks!
**[10:15] ---**
--Oh, I said that wrong.
You're the goddess of party tricks!
--On Yggdrasil, that power would be stronger than 8th level...
**[10:17] ---**
--Hey!
--On Yggdrasil, that power would be
stronger than 8th level...
**[10:18] ---**
--On Yggdrasil, that power would be
stronger than 8th level...
**[10:21] ---**
That man took it in the face
and remained standing...
**[10:24] ---**
You know I'm a real goddess!
**[10:27] ---**
--Shut up, crappy goddess.
--What kind of mental stress
is he used to living under?
**[10:29] ---**
--What kind of mental stress
is he used to living under?
**[10:31] ---**
**[10:33] ---**
# E10 - Join In! Rivals
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY8D0QJJY/join-in-rivals)
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**[00:00] ---**
Fieeeld day is comiiiing!
**[00:04] ---**
Mr. Ros-chi, we just had a field trip.
**[00:08] ---**
And now it's time for field day?
**[00:10] ---**
This schedule is weird.
**[00:12] ---**
Huh? You think?
**[00:14] ---**
This whole world's weird. What do you want?
**[00:17] ---**
Sure, but...
**[00:18] ---**
Now, now... Work together and win!
**[00:24] ---**
Do we get something if we win?
**[00:26] ---**
Well...
**[00:28] ---**
Maybe you'll get to go home...
**[00:31] ---**
Maaaaybe!
**[00:35] ---**
How are we supposed to win, anyway?
**[00:37] ---**
We're the only ones here.
**[00:40] ---**
There's no other class to--
**[00:41] ---**
There is.
**[00:43] ---**
There's a class right next door.
**[02:24] ---**
"Episode 10: Join In! Rivals"
**[02:27] ---**
Reinhard?
**[02:31] ---**
You there, the boy with
the nasty-looking glare!
**[02:33] ---**
"Absent Today: Tweet Nika Teyanen"
**[02:34] ---**
While I certainly enjoy
watching your astonishment,
**[02:38] ---**
I'd appreciate if you
didn't interrupt my class.
**[02:41] ---**
Who the hell is that?
**[02:43] ---**
Okay, back to class everyboooody!
**[02:47] ---**
There didn't use to be
a classroom here, right?
**[02:49] ---**
Did you ever see it?
**[02:51] ---**
No, it didn't even exist until today...
**[02:53] ---**
You'll just have to accept that
that's how this world works...
**[02:59] ---**
The class next door, Class 1, seemed to
have a few students I recognized.
**[03:04] ---**
My combat maids, the Pleiades,
were there, too.
**[03:07] ---**
"Combat maids"? That's a little much, right?
**[03:10] ---**
I don't want to hear it from a guy
with demon maids hanging off him.
**[03:13] ---**
So Class 1 contains additional
residents from our worlds, then.
**[03:20] ---**
We should assume that the situation
here in this world is in a state of flux.
**[03:26] ---**
Yes.
**[03:27] ---**
And winning in the upcoming field day
has become an absolute necessity for us.
**[03:32] ---**
Correct. Mr. Roswaal says that if we win,
we can go back to our old worlds.
**[03:39] ---**
That... means beating Class 1, right?
**[03:44] ---**
Ains, what's our strength compared to them?
**[03:46] ---**
I can say for sure that the Pleiades,
at least, will be easily defeated.
**[03:52] ---**
What about you, Subaru?
**[03:54] ---**
Um, that guy you just saw, Reinhard.
**[03:58] ---**
The dandy-looking one?
**[04:00] ---**
He's probably the strongest
person in my world.
**[04:05] ---**
In my world, there's this kind of overpowered
ability called "divine protection."
**[04:10] ---**
And he's got all kinds of the stuff.
**[04:13] ---**
Divine protection?
**[04:14] ---**
They seem different than the skills
and martial arts that exist in our world.
**[04:17] ---**
What kinds of divine protection does he have?
**[04:20] ---**
Get this...
**[04:22] ---**
He automatically dodges
any attack he's never seen before.
**[04:24] ---**
He automatically dodges first attacks.
**[04:26] ---**
He also automatically dodges
the rest of your attacks.
**[04:27] ---**
Also, there's a rumor that if he dies,
he automatically comes back to life.
**[04:29] ---**
Auto-dodge for long range attacks.
100% accuracy for all ranged attacks.
**[04:32] ---**
--Immunity to shaman spells,
buffs, and debuffs.
**[04:33] ---**
--Wait, wait.
--Immunity to shaman spells, buffs, and debuffs.
**[04:33] ---**
--Wait, wait.
--Any elemental attacks also...
**[04:35] ---**
He auto-dodges first attacks.
He auto-dodges attacks he's never seen.
**[04:38] ---**
He auto-dodges all the other attacks...
He comes back to life...
**[04:41] ---**
How do you beat him?
**[04:43] ---**
Hell if I know.
**[04:44] ---**
And he's got a "Riding" divine protection?
**[04:45] ---**
"Field Day Program"
"Event Name"
***SIGN*** "Entrance"
"Opening Ceremony"
"Stretches"
"Rope Jumping"
"Bread-Eating"
"Scavenger Hunt"
"Ball Rolling"
"Tug-Of-War"
"Ball Toss"
***SIGN*** "Lunch Break"
"Cheering Contest"
"100m Race"
"Centipede Relay"
"Cavalry Battle"
"Closing Ceremony"
**[04:48] ---**
Does that mean there's no way
we can win the last round?
**[04:54] ---**
Chris!
**[04:55] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[04:57] ---**
Heck if I know...
**[05:01] ---**
Oh, Darkness!
**[05:02] ---**
Chris! What's going on here?
**[05:05] ---**
Well, I don't really know why,
but I was suddenly summoned here.
**[05:10] ---**
What about you guys?
**[05:11] ---**
We just kind of woke up here.
**[05:13] ---**
Oh, right.
**[05:15] ---**
I have to tell you this.
**[05:17] ---**
You won't revive if you die in this world.
**[05:20] ---**
So be careful.
**[05:22] ---**
Seriously?
**[05:23] ---**
Seriously.
**[05:24] ---**
Wait, that's really bad!
**[05:27] ---**
Why isn't Eris doing something about this?
**[05:29] ---**
W-Well, Eris probably can't
do anything about it...
**[05:35] ---**
You sure want to defend her, huh?
**[05:38] ---**
--You know that girl actually...
**[05:39] ---**
--I have a bad feeling and really
don't want to hear more.
--You know that girl actually...
**[05:41] ---**
--I have a bad feeling and really
don't want to hear more.
--Hey, Aqua!
**[05:42] ---**
I'm a member of the Eris Faith, so don't
insult my goddess in front of me...
**[05:45] ---**
Come on, Darkness!
**[05:46] ---**
There are no good goddesses with fake tits!
**[05:51] ---**
Are you all right?
**[05:53] ---**
Someone must be talking about
how Shalltear's breasts are fake.
**[05:56] ---**
Did you say something?
**[06:03] ---**
--Oww! Owwww!
**[06:03] ---**
--A-Anyway, we're rivals, but in this world,
you can't come back to life.
**[06:10] ---**
So just make sure you don't die, everyone!
**[06:13] ---**
Something wrong?
**[06:14] ---**
Nothing...
**[06:16] ---**
W-What happens to my "Return by Death"?
**[06:20] ---**
In my old world, when I died,
I went back to my save point...
**[06:23] ---**
But if that doesn't work in this world,
**[06:26] ---**
if I die it's over.
**[06:28] ---**
No, I never really wanted to die
in the old world either.
**[06:32] ---**
But should I not say
those words here in this world?
**[06:37] ---**
I'll try it out.
**[06:38] ---**
Can you cover your ears?
**[06:43] ---**
I die and--
**[06:53] ---**
I came back!
**[06:57] ---**
So the penalty's still around...
**[07:01] ---**
I'm sorry, Lord Ains!
**[07:03] ---**
What are you doing here?!
**[07:08] ---**
I'm sorry, Lord Ains.
**[07:10] ---**
They just got excited and started running...
**[07:13] ---**
Why...?
**[07:15] ---**
I think it's my fault.
**[07:19] ---**
I have an ability that attracts mabeasts.
**[07:23] ---**
But I didn't think it worked on undead, too.
**[07:26] ---**
Some kind of curse?
**[07:29] ---**
Yeah.
**[07:31] ---**
So we've both got problems with curses, huh?
**[07:34] ---**
Both of us?
**[07:35] ---**
I'm curious about that, but first...
**[07:38] ---**
...I'd really appreciate it
if you could make him stop!
**[07:42] ---**
"I am a Bad Hamster"
**[07:43] ---**
So as you can see, it seems that
if we want to go back to our worlds,
**[07:47] ---**
we need to win at field day.
**[07:51] ---**
I vote no.
**[07:53] ---**
I'm pretty happy here.
**[07:55] ---**
So we don't need to win.
**[07:57] ---**
Nobody but you could say that when
everybody else wants to go home, Kazuma.
**[08:01] ---**
Hey, Kazuma!
**[08:02] ---**
You need to go back and
defeat the Demon King!
**[08:05] ---**
There's no way I can defeat the Demon King,
**[08:07] ---**
and it's nice and safe here in this world!
So I don't want to work hard--
**[08:10] ---**
Impossible.
**[08:12] ---**
With Lord Ains present,
defeat cannot be allowed.
**[08:16] ---**
Good point... I guess.
**[08:18] ---**
Correct.
**[08:19] ---**
No one starts a war intending to lose.
**[08:23] ---**
If we're going to do this,
we should give it our full effort.
**[08:27] ---**
Don't you all agree?
**[08:29] ---**
Subaru, let's all do our best, too!
**[08:31] ---**
Maybe I'll do my best, too,
for brother's sake, I suppose.
**[08:35] ---**
Do your best so I don't have to, Barusu.
**[08:37] ---**
One of us said she wouldn't
do her best, but we'll join in!
**[08:42] ---**
Aww, fine.
**[08:45] ---**
I'll work together with
all of you to win the day!
**[08:48] ---**
Did you really think I'd say that?!
**[08:50] ---**
Not a chance in hell!
**[08:52] ---**
I'm too lazy!
**[08:53] ---**
I'm not going to try at all!
**[08:55] ---**
Kazuma! That makes you a real scumbag, then!
**[08:57] ---**
Then I'm fine with being a scumbag.
**[08:59] ---**
Shut up.
**[09:01] ---**
I understand your point of view.
**[09:03] ---**
If you're not willing to do your best
of your own initiative, fine.
**[09:07] ---**
Don't worry about a thing.
**[09:09] ---**
The 203rd Aerial Mage Battalion will
put you through our special training course,
**[09:14] ---**
and make you into a real soldier!
**[09:16] ---**
What?
**[09:17] ---**
Captain Weiss!
**[09:18] ---**
Yes, Major!
**[09:20] ---**
What are those shovels for?
**[09:27] ---**
Take this! And this! And this!
**[09:33] ---**
Come on, cry! Scream!
**[09:35] ---**
Your sobbing is entertaining the others!
**[09:38] ---**
Did I do it right?
**[09:40] ---**
Great job! Thanks!
**[09:43] ---**
Oh? Oh?
**[09:45] ---**
Looks like you've still
got a lot of energy left.
**[09:48] ---**
I thought you were lazy!
**[09:51] ---**
He's starting to slow down.
**[09:53] ---**
Should we hit him with a big one?
**[09:56] ---**
Okay, I'll give him something special.
**[09:58] ---**
Here!
**[10:04] ---**
I can't help myself!
**[10:06] ---**
--Don't do it, Megumin!
--Explosion!
**[10:12] ---**
Doesn't that look fun, sis?
**[10:14] ---**
It sure does.
**[10:16] ---**
I'm more scared of her than anybody...
**[10:19] ---**
Yeah, probably smart.
**[10:21] ---**
She's causing quite a hootin'
and a hollerin', huh?
**[10:24] ---**
Nobody says "hootin' and
a hollerin'" anymore.
**[10:27] ---**
Stop talking and make her stop!
**[10:32] ---**
**[10:34] ---**
**[10:36] ---**
**[10:38] ---**
**[10:40] ---**
# E11 - Work Together! Field Day
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY3K3PPEY/work-together-field-day)
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**[00:02] ---**
"Field Day"
**[00:07] ---**
Let's all do our best today!
**[00:10] ---**
"Field Day"
**[00:10] ---**
Yeah!
**[01:42] ---**
I-I found you!
**[01:45] ---**
"Episode 11: Work Together! Field Day"
**[01:45] ---**
Oh, Yunyun!
**[01:46] ---**
"Field Day"
"Episode 11: Work Together! Field Day"
**[01:47] ---**
Megumin, today we're having that duel!
**[01:49] ---**
What's her deal? Friend of yours?
**[01:52] ---**
I've never seen her before in my life.
**[01:54] ---**
She's probably looking
for a different Megumin.
**[01:55] ---**
Hey, hold on! We're rivals for life!
**[01:59] ---**
So, what do you want?
**[02:01] ---**
Oh, right.
**[02:03] ---**
"Field Day"
**[02:05] ---**
We, Class 3, will win the field day today!
**[02:10] ---**
Oh, I guess there's a Class 3, too.
**[02:13] ---**
Yunyun.
**[02:14] ---**
What?
**[02:16] ---**
"Win"? Do you even know
what you do at a field day?
**[02:21] ---**
You and your friends in the class
work together to compete...
**[02:25] ---**
Do you have any friends
to work together with?
**[02:28] ---**
Of course I do!
**[02:29] ---**
Right now, my friends in my class are
sending me to buy some yakisoba pan!
**[02:35] ---**
Be quiet! You're making
me sad just listening!
**[02:37] ---**
Um, excuse me. Can I ask you a question?
**[02:42] ---**
Why do you have to go buy
yakisoba pan for these "friends"?
**[02:46] ---**
Emilia, cut that out, seriously.
**[02:48] ---**
Hey, bro!
**[02:51] ---**
Oh, Felt!
**[02:53] ---**
Geh! And Julius...
**[02:55] ---**
Sorry, bro, but Class 1 will win today!
**[02:59] ---**
"Geh"? That's some greeting.
**[03:01] ---**
Subaru, let's have a fair fight,
like true knights should.
**[03:04] ---**
Who's this dude? I don't think I like him.
**[03:07] ---**
Yeah, I get it.
**[03:11] ---**
I'm sorry, Lord Ains...
**[03:13] ---**
I had no idea we'd end
up on opposite sides...
**[03:19] ---**
Do not let it trouble you.
**[03:20] ---**
Yes, you combat maids, the Pleiades,
exist to be my shield.
**[03:26] ---**
But this is another world.
**[03:28] ---**
Now that we're in different classes,
there's no need to hold back.
**[03:32] ---**
I've no interest in this farce of a battle,
**[03:34] ---**
but let us both do our best as rival teams.
**[03:39] ---**
Thank you for your kind words.
**[03:43] ---**
Well, it's basically like the team
fights we did in the guild.
**[03:46] ---**
There is one matter for concern.
**[03:49] ---**
There's someone in our class
you should be concerned with...
**[03:53] ---**
Reinhard, correct?
**[03:55] ---**
He seems to have incredible abilities.
**[03:58] ---**
Yes. I'm sure he's no match for you,
**[04:02] ---**
but wanted to make sure you were aware.
**[04:03] ---**
Very well. I'll keep that in mind.
**[04:04] ---**
"Field Day"
**[04:08] ---**
Okay, now a word from the students.
**[04:13] ---**
Huh? Why's she our representative?
**[04:15] ---**
She said she really wanted to do it.
**[04:18] ---**
Attention, everyone!
**[04:20] ---**
It is now time for us to be
released from our oppression--
**[04:23] ---**
"Skipping This"
**[04:24] ---**
Are you okay, everyone?
**[04:26] ---**
This is easy.
**[04:27] ---**
Nice!
**[04:28] ---**
"Class 1" "Class 2" "Class 3"
**[04:31] ---**
Nice.
**[04:32] ---**
"Class 1" "Class 2" "Class 3"
**[04:33] ---**
Shalltear, are you okay?
**[04:33] ---**
"Big Breasts (Real)" "A Friend"
**[04:36] ---**
"Class 1" "Class 2" "Class 3"
**[04:37] ---**
Wait!
**[04:38] ---**
I will not wait.
**[04:39] ---**
I refuse.
**[04:40] ---**
"Class 1" "Class 2" "Class 3"
**[04:42] ---**
Well done.
**[04:43] ---**
Sorry, I've got a tug-of-war
divine protection.
**[04:46] ---**
You do not! There's no such thing!
**[04:47] ---**
"Class 1" "Class 2" "Class 3"
**[04:49] ---**
I'll use my skill, "Steal,"
to take all their balls.
**[04:52] ---**
Steal doesn't work!
**[04:54] ---**
Sorry. I've got a divine protection
against being stolen from.
**[04:56] ---**
Okay, that one sounds real!
**[04:58] ---**
"Class 1" "Class 2" "Class 3"
**[05:01] ---**
We're not getting any closer.
**[05:03] ---**
Subaru, what the hell is that guy?
**[05:05] ---**
I warned you. He's on a whole other level.
**[05:08] ---**
Seems like you're having a hard tiiiime.
**[05:12] ---**
Mr. Ros-chi!
**[05:13] ---**
But don't worry.
**[05:15] ---**
The cavalry match at the end
is your chance to wiiiin.
**[05:20] ---**
The cavalry match at the end will
give the winner 100 million points.
**[05:27] ---**
See?
**[05:28] ---**
Then what was the point of the other events?!
**[05:35] ---**
We will entrust everything to you, my lord.
**[05:38] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[05:40] ---**
Good luck, Major!
**[05:42] ---**
Yes, I'll show them the power
of an imperial soldier!
**[05:46] ---**
Good luck, Subaru!
**[05:48] ---**
Subaru, don't push yourself too hard.
**[05:50] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[05:52] ---**
I'm sure you'll just get in the way,
**[05:54] ---**
but try not to be so useless that we lose.
**[05:57] ---**
Kazuma, go pretend to be
a horse and get stepped on.
**[05:59] ---**
Then get knocked to the ground
and stepped on more...
**[06:02] ---**
I'm starting to get jealous!
**[06:04] ---**
I'm getting tired.
**[06:05] ---**
Just finish this up fast, okay? Fast.
**[06:08] ---**
How come I'm the only one
who gets treated this way?
**[06:12] ---**
Let's go, guys!
**[06:13] ---**
Right!
**[06:16] ---**
Huh? Where's Class 3?
**[06:19] ---**
Is Class 3 just Yunyun?
**[06:22] ---**
What are you staring at? Focus!
**[06:24] ---**
R-Right!
**[06:25] ---**
Let's go, men!
**[06:26] ---**
To victory!
**[06:27] ---**
Right!
**[06:35] ---**
Well done, bro.
**[06:37] ---**
Thanks.
**[06:38] ---**
I'd love it if you just let us have the win.
**[06:42] ---**
Sorry, Subaru. I can't do that.
**[06:45] ---**
You of all people should know that...
**[06:49] ---**
"Field Day"
**[06:53] ---**
Yunyun?
**[06:54] ---**
What?
**[06:55] ---**
Why are you here when you're in Class 3?
**[06:57] ---**
Do you not have any friends
in your class after all?
**[07:00] ---**
I do!
**[07:01] ---**
Your class isn't participating in the event.
**[07:04] ---**
Does this "Class 3" you were
talking about even exist?
**[07:08] ---**
Shut up.
**[07:09] ---**
To be honest, there's no way
we win in a straight-up fight.
**[07:12] ---**
But if we can split them up,
we may be able to win.
**[07:15] ---**
Ains.
**[07:18] ---**
Can you handle Reinhard?
**[07:20] ---**
That's a big responsibility.
**[07:22] ---**
Okay.
**[07:23] ---**
Okay, follow the plan...
**[07:25] ---**
Now, a sudden shocking announcement.
**[07:29] ---**
The teacher team will be
participating in the last event.
**[07:30] ---**
"Class 1" "Class 2" "Class 3"
**[07:32] ---**
"Teachers" "Class 1" "Class 2"
**[07:34] ---**
Also, the event is worth 100 million points,
**[07:37] ---**
so whoever wins is automatically
the winner of the event.
**[07:41] ---**
Mr. Ros-chi?
**[07:42] ---**
Hi.
**[07:43] ---**
Vanir!
**[07:44] ---**
What's wrong?
**[07:45] ---**
Spooked because you thought
it was the last battle
**[07:46] ---**
but now you're fighting someone else?
**[07:48] ---**
Mr. Rerugen?
**[07:50] ---**
Why... Why me?
**[07:51] ---**
I thought he'd be here somewhere...
**[07:54] ---**
Pandora's Actor!
**[07:55] ---**
Father!
**[07:58] ---**
Father?
**[07:59] ---**
No!
**[08:00] ---**
So you see,
**[08:02] ---**
you can't win unless you defeat usss!
**[08:05] ---**
You can't work with us to get us home?
**[08:09] ---**
As a teacher, I'm afraid I can't.
**[08:13] ---**
Hit us hard as you can!
**[08:17] ---**
I don't like this.
**[08:18] ---**
A knight would be shamed if he
allowed his duel to be interrupted.
**[08:23] ---**
Okay, then we're all thinking the same thing!
**[08:25] ---**
Right!
**[08:26] ---**
Reinhard!
**[08:27] ---**
Understood.
**[08:28] ---**
Subaru, we request that Class 2
work with us as allies!
**[08:35] ---**
Don't get the wrong idea!
**[08:37] ---**
First we beat the teachers and then we fight!
**[08:41] ---**
Felt!
**[08:42] ---**
Yup! I'm counting on you too, Kazuma!
**[08:45] ---**
Chris...
**[08:46] ---**
Yeah, got it!
**[08:48] ---**
Okay, let's go, guys!
**[08:50] ---**
Right!
**[08:52] ---**
What's wrong?
**[08:53] ---**
I feel like my position is under threat.
**[08:57] ---**
"Field Day"
**[09:00] ---**
Well, that's a problem.
**[09:02] ---**
You're both very strooong!
**[09:06] ---**
I guess we'll have to get a little serious!
**[09:08] ---**
"Field Day"
**[09:10] ---**
Come forth, my servants!
**[09:13] ---**
Watch out! They explode!
**[09:15] ---**
I don't care!
**[09:16] ---**
We charge right at our goal!
**[09:18] ---**
Greater Teleportation!
**[09:22] ---**
Got ya!
**[09:25] ---**
Lord Ains! So we must
clash, as father and son!
**[09:29] ---**
You're not his son!
**[09:31] ---**
Trans... form!
**[09:36] ---**
Greater Teleportation!
**[09:42] ---**
Got... you?
**[09:47] ---**
Julius!
**[09:48] ---**
Al Clauselia!
**[09:51] ---**
What is this light?
**[09:52] ---**
Bind!
**[09:59] ---**
Got one!
**[10:01] ---**
Thanks, Chris!
**[10:02] ---**
Oh nooooo!
**[10:05] ---**
Well doooone!
**[10:09] ---**
It's a student's nature to charge at a great
enemy, never doubting in their victory!
**[10:15] ---**
But if you think you've
beaten us, you're wrong!
**[10:20] ---**
Formation Quartet!
**[10:24] ---**
Is that allowed? And that's
not a quartet, it's a trio!
**[10:28] ---**
Now, the battle's just beginning!
**[10:36] ---**
--Take this! And this!
--W-Wait!
**[10:40] ---**
This is way too high-level for me...
**[10:42] ---**
You know...
**[10:43] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:44] ---**
Am I the only one who
feels bad for Mr. Rerugen?
**[10:48] ---**
You're not.
**[10:50] ---**
It seems the teachers are
at a slight disadvantage.
**[10:55] ---**
Shall we send it in, then?
**[10:59] ---**
"It," huh?
**[11:01] ---**
Let's see how you handle this, students.
**[11:05] ---**
Push the button.
**[11:25] ---**
Lord Ains!
**[11:33] ---**
What the hell is that?
**[11:35] ---**
That's...
**[11:36] ---**
The mobile fortress...
**[11:39] ---**
Destroyer...
**[11:43] ---**
Okay, time for the main eveeeent.
**[11:51] ---**
**[11:53] ---**
# E12 - Band Together! Quartet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G624VZM0Y/band-together-quartet)
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**[00:04] ---**
What the hell is that?
**[00:06] ---**
That's the mobile fortress, Destroyer!
**[00:08] ---**
It's an ancient superweapon from our world,
**[00:10] ---**
which is so powerful that even
the Demon King ran from it!
**[00:12] ---**
Even the Demon King?
**[00:14] ---**
Wait, it's not part of the game.
**[00:16] ---**
Can't we just ignore it?
**[00:18] ---**
Looks like the answer is no.
**[00:21] ---**
Look at that.
**[00:25] ---**
Are you serious?
**[00:27] ---**
We are serious!
**[00:30] ---**
Now, students...
**[00:32] ---**
It's time for round 2!
**[00:35] ---**
"Episode 12: Band Together! Quartet"
**[00:42] ---**
Hurry, or there'll be nowhere to run!
**[00:45] ---**
Father! Oh, my wonderful father!
**[00:47] ---**
I, Pandora's Actor, will live up to
your expectations for me!
**[01:03] ---**
How annoying this must be for you!
**[01:05] ---**
Your frustration is delicious! Delicious!
**[01:08] ---**
Watch out!
**[01:09] ---**
I'll protect you!
**[01:17] ---**
This is hopeless. Let's give up.
**[01:19] ---**
Do you think something
good'll happen if we give up?
**[01:22] ---**
No, you're right.
**[01:25] ---**
But I may be able to grab
his headband with "Steal"!
**[01:28] ---**
"Steal"?
**[01:29] ---**
It'll be faster to show than explain!
**[01:30] ---**
Steal!
**[01:35] ---**
Okay, I'll "Steal" from these guys!
**[01:38] ---**
What are you doing?
**[01:41] ---**
Why? It's never failed like this before.
**[01:44] ---**
Listen, are you really...
**[01:45] ---**
No, listen! My luck is
my one good stat! I mean it!
**[01:49] ---**
Kazuma!
**[01:50] ---**
This world alters your stats!
**[01:53] ---**
The rules from your old
world don't apply here.
**[01:55] ---**
But I can steal your panties!
**[01:57] ---**
Did you have to say that now?
**[01:59] ---**
Well, it's clearly the last boss.
**[02:01] ---**
One-shot magic doesn't work on the last boss.
**[02:04] ---**
You guys had better get moving!
**[02:14] ---**
Subaru.
**[02:16] ---**
I have a suggestion.
**[02:18] ---**
We should decide who's going to fight who.
**[02:20] ---**
That's a good idea.
**[02:22] ---**
So, what's the plan?
**[02:23] ---**
We'll handle the teachers.
**[02:25] ---**
You take the big one...
**[02:27] ---**
Wait!
**[02:28] ---**
That thing is clearly the
more powerful of the two!
**[02:31] ---**
Shouldn't you guys be the ones to handle it?
**[02:34] ---**
Sorry. My "let someone else take
the spotlight" Divine Protection activated...
**[02:38] ---**
No way! That one is not real!
**[02:40] ---**
It's hard to tell if that's
even a Divine Protection.
**[02:43] ---**
Stop whining!
**[02:44] ---**
You're a man, right? So do it!
**[02:46] ---**
Live strong!
**[02:47] ---**
You heard her, guys!
**[02:49] ---**
Take care of it!
**[02:51] ---**
Skill: Bind!
**[02:53] ---**
Oh?
**[02:54] ---**
But an attack like this
won't even slow us down!
**[02:57] ---**
That's good enough!
**[02:59] ---**
You fight us, teachers!
**[03:04] ---**
Good luck, Subaru!
**[03:06] ---**
Hey!
**[03:10] ---**
Now, what do we do with this thing?
**[03:13] ---**
If only it had a weak point...
**[03:15] ---**
--It doesn't.
--That was fast.
**[03:17] ---**
It doesn't.
**[03:18] ---**
Would it kill you to
think about it for a second?
**[03:20] ---**
It doesn't. Give up.
**[03:21] ---**
Hey, Ains.
**[03:24] ---**
Can a "Lord of Death" summon
a bunch of undead and stuff?
**[03:28] ---**
Yes, I can.
**[03:29] ---**
Okay, then I'll...
**[03:31] ---**
Watch out!
**[03:34] ---**
Jewel Protective Core!
**[03:38] ---**
It won't hold!
**[03:39] ---**
Tanya, who do you think you're talking to?
**[03:44] ---**
I am the lord of the Great Tomb
of Nazarick, the Sorcerer-King,
**[03:49] ---**
and vice-representative of this class!
**[03:53] ---**
Body of Effulgent Beryl!
**[04:01] ---**
Astonishing.
**[04:02] ---**
Why are you standing with us, Mr. Rerugen?
**[04:05] ---**
Well done, Ains!
**[04:16] ---**
Now...
**[04:18] ---**
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
**[04:19] ---**
--Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
--The rest...
**[04:21] ---**
...I leave to you three!
**[04:29] ---**
Now, I need to maintain this world, don't I?
**[04:34] ---**
Undeath Army!
**[04:39] ---**
All of you! Keep this world safe!
**[04:45] ---**
I don't know how how I feel about
having undead protect the world.
**[04:48] ---**
Everybody's so nice.
**[04:50] ---**
I still refuse to accept that, though.
**[04:53] ---**
Wait, aren't there are
a few too many around me?
**[04:55] ---**
There was a reason you asked me, right?
**[05:00] ---**
The rest is in your hands, Subaru.
**[05:02] ---**
So what's the plan now?
**[05:04] ---**
A decapitation strike.
**[05:07] ---**
I'll fly directly above him
and grab his headband.
**[05:10] ---**
But if we get hit with a
beam first, we're dead!
**[05:14] ---**
Oh, fine.
**[05:17] ---**
I'll distract him.
**[05:19] ---**
Are you serious?
**[05:21] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:22] ---**
Kazuma, use your skill, "Stealth,"
to get Tanya close to him.
**[05:26] ---**
Subaru, you don't come back to life here!
**[05:29] ---**
Yeah, that's right. I know.
**[05:33] ---**
But that's normal, isn't it?
**[05:35] ---**
And in my case, I'm actually
used to it being worse than that.
**[05:40] ---**
Not that anybody knows.
**[05:43] ---**
It's targeting us!
**[05:45] ---**
And that's why.
**[05:46] ---**
That's why what?
**[05:47] ---**
That's why, when in a fight
where I'm risking my life,
**[05:51] ---**
I won't lose to anybody!
**[05:54] ---**
Bench press 80 kilograms!
**[06:02] ---**
Subaru!
**[06:03] ---**
I'm fine! Just go!
**[06:06] ---**
Subaru!
**[06:07] ---**
Don't worry, Emilia.
**[06:10] ---**
He'll be fine.
**[06:11] ---**
Subaru will be just fine.
**[06:14] ---**
Anybody who can hear me, cover your ears!
**[06:16] ---**
Wait, nobody can hear me!
**[06:19] ---**
I die and come back to--
**[06:24] ---**
I'm back!
**[06:27] ---**
And there's the undead!
**[06:33] ---**
What the hell?
**[06:35] ---**
Subaru!
**[06:47] ---**
Snipe. Snipe. Snipe.
**[06:50] ---**
You're amazing.
**[06:52] ---**
Snipe.
**[06:53] ---**
You think?
**[06:54] ---**
Snipe.
**[06:55] ---**
Then why not...
**[06:56] ---**
Snipe.
**[06:57] ---**
...be a little...
**[06:58] ---**
Snipe.
**[06:59] ---**
...nicer to...
**[07:00] ---**
Snipe.
**[07:01] ---**
...me?!
**[07:03] ---**
Yeah, got it.
**[07:04] ---**
And this is my last...
**[07:07] ---**
Snipe!
**[07:11] ---**
Okay, that's all I can do for you.
**[07:14] ---**
Yeah. Thanks for getting me here.
**[07:16] ---**
By the way...
**[07:17] ---**
What?
**[07:18] ---**
My luck is my one good stat.
**[07:21] ---**
Then you're the opposite of me.
**[07:24] ---**
So I know it'll go fine!
**[07:27] ---**
Okay, here I go!
**[07:28] ---**
Yeah, good lu--
**[07:30] ---**
Aaah!
**[07:38] ---**
Damn it! Why is this happening to me?
**[07:41] ---**
I want to go home and take a bath!
**[07:43] ---**
Steal!
**[07:52] ---**
I told you... I'm lucky!
**[07:59] ---**
Yeah, you were telling the truth.
**[08:01] ---**
If you were an Imperial,
I'd conscript you on the spot.
**[08:05] ---**
Now, it's time to put an end to this farce.
**[08:10] ---**
Lord, in you and only you there is truth.
**[08:15] ---**
I pray that you open for me a path!
**[08:50] ---**
"Class 2"
"100 Million Points"
**[08:54] ---**
One hundred million points!
**[09:01] ---**
But... we didn't get to go home at all!
**[09:05] ---**
I just said "maybe" you could go home.
**[09:10] ---**
Well, either's fine with me.
**[09:12] ---**
It's not fine! We need to go home
and defeat the Demon King!
**[09:16] ---**
No matter what world we're in,
I'll never change!
**[09:20] ---**
I don't mind this world so much either.
**[09:22] ---**
Et tu, you two?!
**[09:23] ---**
But...
**[09:25] ---**
You don't mind it that much, do you?
**[09:28] ---**
I guess not.
**[09:29] ---**
I need to ensure that this peace
doesn't dull my edge.
**[09:33] ---**
Major?
**[09:34] ---**
I'm sure this is all part
of his plan, anyway!
**[09:37] ---**
Is he trying to make me die of shock?
**[09:39] ---**
Major?
**[09:40] ---**
It just doesn't seem right, huh, Beako?
**[09:42] ---**
I saw it coming.
**[09:44] ---**
Just the result I expected, I suppose.
**[09:45] ---**
But...
**[09:46] ---**
Huh?
**[09:47] ---**
I'm really having fun right now!
**[09:50] ---**
Yes. Every day here is so much fun.
**[09:52] ---**
Yes. It's not bad.
**[09:55] ---**
Yes. It's not bad at all.
**[09:57] ---**
Ever since we came here,
**[09:59] ---**
the Floor Guardians
are becoming more and more independent.
**[10:03] ---**
When you think of it that way...
**[10:06] ---**
Maybe this no-good world
isn't so bad after all.
**[10:09] ---**
Oh, right.
**[10:11] ---**
I forgot something important.
**[10:16] ---**
Transfer students are joining the class!
**[10:25] ---**
Come in!
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"Season 2 Coming Soon"