# Season 1
# E1 - Come Together! Quartet
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**[00:08] ---**
--A bath! Let me take a bath!
**[00:08] ---**
--Wait! First we need to go through the
stuff we got for completing the quest.
**[00:10] ---**
--Wait! First we need to go through the
stuff we got for completing the quest.
**[00:11] ---**
We can do that later! Look at me!
**[00:14] ---**
I'm covered in giant toad gunk!
**[00:16] ---**
That happens to you like every day!
**[00:18] ---**
...is what I think, but I won't say it.
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You just said it!
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Doesn't it bother you, letting a goddess
like me look like this, you shut-in NEET?
**[00:27] ---**
I am not a shut-in NEET!
**[00:29] ---**
And anyway, you only ended up like that
because you ran ahead of the rest of us.
**[00:34] ---**
It's your own fault, you useless goddess.
**[00:36] ---**
He called me a useless goddess!
**[00:38] ---**
--Kazuma called me a useless goddess again!
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--What's this?
**[00:44] ---**
So our plan is to manipulate the
Kingdom of Re-Estize from the shadows,
**[00:48] ---**
while making an ally of the Baharuth Empire
**[00:51] ---**
as we maintain a close eye on them.
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These two operations will form the first step
**[00:55] ---**
of our strategy to establish
the Great Tomb of Nazarick,
**[01:00] ---**
and the newly-created Sorcerer Kingdom
of Ains Ooal Gown, as a world power.
**[01:03] ---**
Well done, Albedo.
**[01:05] ---**
Lord Ains.
**[01:06] ---**
What is it, Demiurge?
**[01:08] ---**
If I may be permitted to speak.
**[01:11] ---**
Very well. Speak your mind.
**[01:14] ---**
I have received word of a strange
phenomenon occurring within Nazarick itself.
**[01:19] ---**
A strange phenomenon?
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Yes. I have yet to witness it myself,
**[01:25] ---**
but putting together the available data,
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it seems that the phenomenon involves
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the sudden appearance of
a button with a switch on it.
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So we're under attack from another power?
**[01:38] ---**
--Oh, Kazuma. What's that?
**[01:39] ---**
--I cannot envision any power
**[01:41] ---**
--capable of entering Nazarick
without our being aware of it.
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--It seems to be some kind of button.
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--It's clearly suspicious.
**[01:46] ---**
--Agreed.
**[01:47] ---**
But there are no absolutes in this world.
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--Let's push it!
**[01:50] ---**
--We must keep in mind every possibility,
and prepare for each one.
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--Were you listening to what I just said?
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Give an order to everyone within Nazarick!
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If any of these mysterious buttons are found,
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use the messaging function to
share its location immediately!
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Then carefully follow our
trap-disarming routines!
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Yes, sir!
**[02:09] ---**
Well, I'd imagine you would do this
without me needing to tell you.
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Your words honor us.
**[02:15] ---**
Is it really a "trap"?
**[02:17] ---**
A button seems like something
a kid would dream up.
**[02:20] ---**
Who'd be stupid enough to push a button
that just appeared out of nowhere?
**[02:25] ---**
Only a complete newbie.
**[02:27] ---**
Why can't I push it?
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--Let me do it! Just a little!
**[02:31] ---**
--It's obviously suspicious!
--Let me do it! Just a little!
**[02:32] ---**
--It's obviously suspicious!
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We should have Vanir take a look at it.
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Kazuma is completely correct.
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Megumin!
**[02:39] ---**
--You crimson demons are smart! You get it!
**[02:42] ---**
--But if you're asking me
whether or not we should push it...
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--...I think we should!
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--Hey!
--...I think we should!
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--Hey!
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I told you it was a trap!
**[02:58] ---**
What kind of trap will I be forced to endure?
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Will I be frozen in place
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and turned into someone's
plaything before being sold...
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This is not the time to be happy, Darkness!
**[03:09] ---**
And you'd damn well better
wipe that smirk off your face!
**[03:13] ---**
Kazuma! The world's getting all weird!
**[03:16] ---**
--Kazuma!
**[03:17] ---**
--Shut up!
--Kazuma!
**[03:24] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[03:26] ---**
No, it's nothing. Continue.
**[03:30] ---**
--Now, on to our topic of discussion for today:
what to do about the Baharuth Empire.
**[03:34] ---**
--What was that just now?
**[03:36] ---**
--In the last war, they
shared in our victory,
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but they fear Ains' power so much
that many of the knights are deserting,
**[03:43] ---**
to the point where it threatens
the emperor's rule...
**[05:16] ---**
"Episode 1: Come Together! Quartet"
**[05:27] ---**
Wh-What is this place?
**[05:29] ---**
This seems to be a different
world than our own.
**[05:34] ---**
W-Wait, did we just get
transported to another world?
**[05:38] ---**
Excuse me!
**[05:40] ---**
I had a question. Where are we?
**[05:47] ---**
I'm back? But something seems different...
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Hey! Hey! Kazuma! Kazuma!
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Kazuma, look over there! That's an undead!
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And it's got monsters with it!
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Our resistance is about to prove futile
as they have their wicked way with us...
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Looks like it's time to show off
my explosion magic!
**[06:08] ---**
--Hang on a second! I'm thinking!
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--My crimson demon blood
is running hot in my veins...
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Well stop thinking and get with the program!
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I'm about to use it.
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--No, I need to go out there first and...
**[06:17] ---**
--No, I'll go first.
--No, I need to go out there first and...
**[06:18] ---**
--No, I'll go first.
--If they're undead,
it's okay for me to hit them, right!
**[06:19] ---**
--If they're undead,
it's okay for me to hit them, right!
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With one of my holy punches!
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Would you guys shut up?!
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It's time for class to begin!
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"Class 2"
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What's going on here? What is this place?
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Remember!
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You were born in a world
of scientific civilization
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and grew up in one of the ethical
and moral nations on the planet.
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You were a businessman, a superior being
in both the social and biological senses.
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But a creature known as "Being X"
forced you to be reborn as a weakling,
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a little girl, in an unscientific world.
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And for some reason, for *some reason*,
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you were forced into a war
filled with magic and bombs!
**[07:08] ---**
And then...
**[07:10] ---**
...you were forced to participate in the
testing of a new computation jewel
**[07:14] ---**
made by that accursed Schugel...
**[07:21] ---**
What are you doing?
**[07:23] ---**
It's going to explode!
**[07:25] ---**
Press the button for the
jewel expansion, now!
**[07:28] ---**
--But this defective piece of junk doesn't
look at all like it did in the manual!
**[07:30] ---**
--Did you just call it a piece of junk?
**[07:33] ---**
This is a masterpiece! An upgraded
version of the Elenium Type-97!
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Listen up, you mad scientist!
**[07:41] ---**
When you put two buttons in the same place,
I'm not going to know which one to push!
**[07:45] ---**
What are you talking about?
There's only one button!
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There are two buttons, not one! Two buttons!
**[07:55] ---**
Have you gone crazy?
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I don't want to hear that from you!
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Push the damn button, now!
**[08:01] ---**
That's an order!
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An O-R-D-E-R!
**[08:07] ---**
There's nothing worse than
working for the government.
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A single order can strip away all your
human rights and common sense!
**[08:14] ---**
Fine then, I'll push them both!
**[08:17] ---**
Yeah, I'll push them all right!
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And now I'm here...
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At first glance it looks like my old world.
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But...
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--Why did you do what they told you to?
**[08:33] ---**
--Are those guys from
some kind of fantasy world?
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--You came with me, right?
**[08:36] ---**
--Well, the guy with the mustache was scary!
**[08:36] ---**
--They've got really crappy
equipment for adventurers.
**[08:38] ---**
--They've got really crappy
equipment for adventurers.
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And these guys... ain't even human.
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Do I just have to assume it's another trick
by that self-proclaimed god, Being X?
**[08:52] ---**
Um, I think it's really bad
to run in the hallways!
**[08:56] ---**
It's Barusu's fault that we had to run.
**[08:59] ---**
I think you should apologize.
**[09:01] ---**
Don't blame me for the fact that
you couldn't wake up on time!
**[09:05] ---**
Subaru, are you okay?
**[09:06] ---**
Yeah. I had to go through hell
to get the happiness I have here.
**[09:11] ---**
It's a little weird, but let's
ignore that, and for now...
**[09:16] ---**
...have a fun school life every day!
**[09:23] ---**
What the hell is going on here?
**[09:27] ---**
There's more of them.
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Lord Ains, let's slaughter them all.
**[09:31] ---**
Wait. First, we need to gather information.
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Understood.
**[09:35] ---**
This is kind of a bad situation, isn't it?
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Don't worry! You've got me,
a goddess, on your side!
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Leave everything to me!
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That's why the situation's bad.
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If this is some new trial Being X
came up with, then great!
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Whatever he's planning,
I'll wreck it, and then I'll teach him!
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Major? Major...
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What's going on here?
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There's a lot of people
here who aren't normal.
**[10:00] ---**
Barusu, there's too little
information to act.
**[10:03] ---**
For now, go sacrifice yourself.
**[10:04] ---**
It's already decided I'm
going to sacrifice myself, huh?
**[10:06] ---**
Don't worry. I'll protect both of you.
**[10:10] ---**
Hey, Subaru.
**[10:12] ---**
There's a whole lot of new friends here, huh?
**[10:16] ---**
Even in a situation like this,
you're still staying positive!
**[10:19] ---**
You're an angel, Emilia!
**[10:21] ---**
"Principal's Office"
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So their school life is about to begin, huh?
**[10:32] ---**
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# E2 - Tension! Introductions
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5P4G47Y/tension-introductions)
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**[00:01] ---**
These are the rules for
your new school liiiife.
***SIGN*** "School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard" "No Violence"
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You guy are now all fellow stuuuudents.
**[00:09] ---**
So make sure you get aloonngg...
**[00:11] ---**
Ros-*chi*!
***SIGN*** "School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard"
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I'm your teacher now.
**[00:14] ---**
Mr. Ros-*chi*.
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What the heck are we doing here?
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School life.
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Yes. School life.
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The central facet of every young boy's life!
**[00:27] ---**
But lots of my classmates
are clearly not students!
***SIGN*** "School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard" "No Violence"
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You shouldn't judge people
based on their appeaaaarance!
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You're a terrible boy, judging people
by their appearances, Barusu.
**[00:44] ---**
No, no, no.
**[00:45] ---**
That is clearly not the issue here.
**[00:49] ---**
So what you're telling us
**[00:52] ---**
is that we need to have a "school life"
together with the rest of the people here?
***SIGN*** "School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard"
**[01:00] ---**
That would be correeeect!
**[01:03] ---**
And if I refuse?
***SIGN*** "School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard"
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You can't refuse.
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You would be punished for
violating the school rulllles.
**[02:43] ---**
"Episode 2: Tension! Introductions"
**[02:44] ---**
Stare...
**[02:46] ---**
What is it, Kazuma?
**[02:48] ---**
The clothes he's wearing.
**[02:51] ---**
Oh, they're like the beat-up,
stupid-looking clothes you were wearing.
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Did you have to put it that way?
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Subaru! Subaru!
**[02:59] ---**
What's up?
**[03:00] ---**
That man is staring at you.
**[03:07] ---**
Barusu, what did you do?
**[03:09] ---**
So we're assuming I did something, huh?
**[03:12] ---**
I can't think of anything.
**[03:14] ---**
Okay, everyoooone!
**[03:16] ---**
"Introductions"
**[03:16] ---**
It's time for introductioooons!
**[03:20] ---**
Let's start with Subaaaru!
**[03:23] ---**
Okay.
**[03:26] ---**
My name is Natsuki Subaru!
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Not only am I clueless,
I'm also broke beyond compare!
**[03:32] ---**
Nice ta meet ya!
**[03:36] ---**
It's good to see that
**[03:38] ---**
no matter what world we find ourselves in,
nobody thinks Barusu is funny.
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Did you have to say it like that?
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Okay, next.
**[03:45] ---**
Okay!
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I-I'm Emilia. Nice to meet you.
**[03:50] ---**
I'm Puck, the spirit!
**[03:53] ---**
Lia... Oh, that's her.
**[03:56] ---**
If you mess with Lia,
you'll have me to answer to.
**[03:59] ---**
Oh, Puck...
**[04:02] ---**
A spirit and an elf... No, a half-elf?
**[04:05] ---**
We can assume that their races are
very similar to what's in Yggdrasil.
**[04:10] ---**
I'm Ram.
**[04:11] ---**
And this is my little sister, Rem.
**[04:13] ---**
I'm Rem! Nice to meet you!
**[04:16] ---**
I'm Beatrice.
**[04:18] ---**
I don't really think it's
nice to meet any of you.
**[04:20] ---**
You'll never make 100 friends that way.
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And I've never wanted to!
**[04:26] ---**
--You make me so mad! What is your problem?
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--Even a little girl like that?
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Now then, I suppose it's my turn.
**[04:35] ---**
Imper--
**[04:39] ---**
Imperial 203rd Aerial Mage Battalion
Commander, Major Tanya von Degurechaff!
**[04:45] ---**
1st Lieutenant Viktoriya Ivanovna
Serebryakov, of the same!
**[04:50] ---**
Captain Matheus Johann Weiss!
**[04:52] ---**
1st Lieutenant Wilibald Koenig!
**[04:55] ---**
1st Lieutenant Rhiner Neumann!
**[04:57] ---**
1st Lieutenant Warren Grantz.
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Uwah... They're from some war world.
**[05:07] ---**
Uwah... They're from some war world.
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Oh, that girl reminds me of you, Beako!
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Make sure you get along with her!
**[05:15] ---**
How many times do I have to tell you?
**[05:16] ---**
I'm older than you are,
**[05:18] ---**
and I'm not making friends with anybody,
no matter how old they are!
**[05:21] ---**
Sure, whatever.
**[05:22] ---**
Me! Me! It's my turn next, right?
**[05:26] ---**
Ahem.
**[05:29] ---**
I am the omnipotent goddess of wat--
**[05:31] ---**
This is Aqua, everybody.
**[05:33] ---**
I'm Kazuma.
**[05:35] ---**
This is Megumin.
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And that thing there is Darkness.
**[05:37] ---**
Hey! Kazuma!
**[05:39] ---**
Don't ruin my awesome introduction!
**[05:42] ---**
That's right! As the greatest of the crimson
demons, this is my time to shine!
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He called me "that thing."
**[05:49] ---**
I'm being treated as if I were an object...
**[05:51] ---**
Are you listening, Kazuma?
**[05:53] ---**
Kazuma!
**[05:54] ---**
"Introductions"
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--Okay, you're all that's leeeeft!
**[05:58] ---**
Wait, is my introduction really over? Really?
**[06:05] ---**
It seems for the moment, we have no choice
but to enjoy a "school life" here.
**[06:10] ---**
I'll go first.
**[06:14] ---**
I am none other than Ains Ooal Gown,
lord of the Great Tomb of Nazarick!
**[06:26] ---**
Oh, you there, girl.
**[06:28] ---**
Are you not feeling weeeell?
**[06:31] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[06:33] ---**
Seeing Ains in his full glory has stirred
something deep within my loins.
**[06:38] ---**
Well, that's really soooomething.
**[06:42] ---**
Well, we can move on for now
and do your introduction later--
**[06:46] ---**
Impossible!
**[06:47] ---**
I cannot remain silent when
my lord has already spoken!
**[06:52] ---**
Everyone, it is time for Nazarick
to demonstrate its power!
**[06:55] ---**
Right!
**[06:57] ---**
Shalltear Bloodfallen, floor guardian
of the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd floors!
**[07:02] ---**
Cocytus, floor guardian of the 5th floor.
**[07:06] ---**
Aura Bella Fiora, guardian of the 6th floor!
**[07:09] ---**
Mare Bello Fiore,
also guardian of the 6th floor!
**[07:12] ---**
Demiurge, guardian of the 7th floor.
**[07:16] ---**
And I am the Overseer of Nazarick
floor guardians. Albedo.
**[07:29] ---**
"Introductions"
**[07:29] ---**
Oh, my...
**[07:31] ---**
We really have a variety of
students here, don't weeee?
**[07:41] ---**
I'm undead, so I'm not
supposed to get tired, but...
**[07:45] ---**
I'm so tired...
**[07:49] ---**
Still, transported to another world.
**[07:51] ---**
And I still have this body, too?
**[07:55] ---**
What am I supposed to do?
**[08:02] ---**
Who are you?
**[08:04] ---**
You... undead, and his friends!
**[08:09] ---**
I still don't know what
kind of world this is,
**[08:12] ---**
but no matter where we are, as a god,
I cannot allow you to walk around freely!
**[08:18] ---**
A god, you say?
**[08:21] ---**
That's right. Be grateful!
**[08:23] ---**
I, Aqua, the goddess of the Order of Axis,
the goddess of water,
**[08:28] ---**
shall personally send you to your next lives!
**[08:34] ---**
Aqua!
**[08:35] ---**
Are you really trying to start a fight
on your first day of school?
**[08:38] ---**
But he's an undead!
**[08:41] ---**
And then there's a demon and a vampire...
**[08:43] ---**
They're very clearly evil!
**[08:46] ---**
As a goddess, I have to do something!
**[08:49] ---**
--I said wait!
--Turn Undead!
**[08:51] ---**
Turn Undead...
**[08:53] ---**
That's a low level spell.
**[08:59] ---**
A normal Turn Undead from her
packs this kind of power?
**[09:05] ---**
My Turn Undead didn't work?
**[09:09] ---**
You hit me!
**[09:10] ---**
You hit me twice!
**[09:12] ---**
I get it. I get it.
**[09:13] ---**
--What? Let me go!
--I get it, but we're leaving!
**[09:15] ---**
Why? Hey!
**[09:17] ---**
Why are we leaving?
**[09:18] ---**
Stop it!
**[09:20] ---**
--I'm really sorry.
--Let me go!
**[09:23] ---**
Oh, no. It's okay.
**[09:24] ---**
Let me go!
**[09:26] ---**
I'll get you, you undead!
**[09:28] ---**
I'll banish you from this world!
**[09:31] ---**
A goddess who can make me
feel pain even at level 100.
**[09:35] ---**
And a human who casually
punches such a goddess.
**[09:39] ---**
This world...
**[09:42] ---**
...has some serious power balance issues!
**[09:49] ---**
Aqua was violent towards
one of her friends yesterday,
**[09:54] ---**
so as punishment she has to
stand in the haaallway.
**[09:56] ---**
It's their fault, not mine!
**[09:58] ---**
Their fault!
**[10:00] ---**
Hey! Looking good, water goddess!
**[10:02] ---**
You ratted me out to the teacher, didn't you?
**[10:04] ---**
Let me help hold one of the buckets, please!
**[10:09] ---**
You need to hold the buckets in a
more elegant way. Let me hold one.
**[10:13] ---**
At least let me use a finger, Aqua!
**[11:34] ---**
"Principal's Office"
**[11:34] ---**
How are our new students doing?
**[11:39] ---**
They're very interesting.
**[11:41] ---**
But they stiiiill haven't quite
opened up to each other.
**[11:44] ---**
Then why don't we try "that"?
**[11:47] ---**
"That"?
**[11:51] ---**
**[11:53] ---**
# E3 - Deadlock! Classmates
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRG5J7J3R/deadlock-classmates)
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**[00:00] ---**
Greetings to my beloved Fatherland,
**[00:03] ---**
and to all its neighboring countries.
**[00:06] ---**
I am
**[00:08] ---**
currently engaged in what
could be called "academic pursuits."
**[01:41] ---**
"Episode 3: Deadlock! Classmates"
**[01:45] ---**
Yes, yes, this is what I wanted!
**[01:48] ---**
A stable, civilized life in the rear echelon.
**[01:52] ---**
And now, I am engaged in school activities
that have nothing to do with war.
**[01:57] ---**
However...
**[02:00] ---**
Put in words, it seems so peaceful,
but as a picture, what the hell is going on?
**[02:04] ---**
Even the battlefield makes more sense!
**[02:07] ---**
And General Rudersdorf is the principal,
**[02:10] ---**
and General Zettour the vice-principal?
Is that some kind of joke?
**[02:13] ---**
And my teacher is some weird clown guy...
**[02:16] ---**
This world is even more misbegotten
than that insane place I was sent to!
**[02:23] ---**
However...
**[02:26] ---**
Your name was Albedo, right?
**[02:29] ---**
Don't even tryyy.
**[02:32] ---**
You have no right to give me orders.
**[02:35] ---**
You all need to get along here,
**[02:38] ---**
or we'll have a problemmm.
**[02:42] ---**
And maybe you'll have a problem, toooo!
**[02:47] ---**
I see. So that's how it is?
**[02:50] ---**
What's how it is?
**[02:52] ---**
The man before us,
this Mr. Roswaal, is implying
**[02:55] ---**
that any acts which would endanger
our "school life" are strictly forbidden.
**[03:00] ---**
I'm afraid what you're saying is beyond me.
**[03:04] ---**
I'll give you a simple explanation.
**[03:05] ---**
Assume that we have been trapped in
this world and forced to become students.
**[03:11] ---**
Trapped?
**[03:13] ---**
Is that right?
**[03:14] ---**
Our liege understood this from the start.
**[03:17] ---**
Not only did I not know it from
the start, I didn't know it at all!
**[03:22] ---**
An astute observation, Demiurge.
**[03:25] ---**
It's "that thing," is it not?
**[03:26] ---**
Indeed, it is that thing.
**[03:28] ---**
That thing!
**[03:30] ---**
That thing, indeed!
**[03:32] ---**
What thing?!
**[03:33] ---**
The others, that is, everyone but
you and me, do not understand.
**[03:37] ---**
So please explain it to them
in very clear terms.
**[03:40] ---**
As you wish, my liege.
**[03:42] ---**
We may assume that this world is
covered in some sort of barrier
**[03:47] ---**
which exerts a compulsory
effect on those within it.
**[03:49] ---**
The details elude us for the moment,
but one likely assumption is that any act
**[03:52] ---**
that threatens our "school life"
may render us unable to return home.
**[03:59] ---**
Oh, so that's it!
**[04:00] ---**
That is why you demanded
we refrain from combat.
**[04:04] ---**
Y-Yes, that's correct.
**[04:06] ---**
Well done, Demiurge!
**[04:09] ---**
Not at all. I apologize for taking
so long to notice, my liege.
**[04:12] ---**
Nonsense. You are truly
the wisest in all of Nazarick.
**[04:17] ---**
What that Demiurge guy says makes sense.
**[04:22] ---**
It looks like for now, I'll just
have to accept things as they are.
**[04:26] ---**
Major! Major Degurechaff!
**[04:29] ---**
They're passing this around.
**[04:32] ---**
"A Way To Be Closer Friends -
1st Annual Hidden Talent Show"
**[04:32] ---**
What's this?
**[04:33] ---**
"Our class will be holding
a talent show this week
**[04:36] ---**
to allow us to get to
know each other better"?
**[04:40] ---**
What is this?
**[04:43] ---**
Hey, Subaru.
**[04:45] ---**
What kinds of things are you
supposed to do for a talent show?
**[04:49] ---**
Hmm...
**[04:51] ---**
Simple party tricks and stuff?
**[04:54] ---**
Party tricks?
**[04:55] ---**
Yes. Just show everybody a talent
you have that others don't.
**[05:01] ---**
Barusu, you have a talent for
failing at life. Just show them that.
**[05:04] ---**
That's really hurtful.
**[05:07] ---**
What do you want from me?
It's the only talent you have.
**[05:10] ---**
You sure about that?
**[05:12] ---**
I may have a secret talent
that will amaze everyone!
**[05:16] ---**
--You do not.
--Instant answer?!
**[05:17] ---**
But you know, if Subaru does
have some amazing talent,
**[05:21] ---**
I'd love to see it.
**[05:23] ---**
Don't talk with your mouth full.
**[05:26] ---**
I would love to see your secret talent.
**[05:30] ---**
I'm curious about your secret talent, too.
**[05:34] ---**
Emilia! Rem!
**[05:36] ---**
I promise I'll show you something
that will knock your socks off!
**[05:42] ---**
And Puck, don't eat so much!
**[05:45] ---**
A talent show, I suppose?
**[05:48] ---**
Hmph! How stupid.
**[05:56] ---**
What are you staring at?
**[05:58] ---**
Oh, I apologize, little girl.
**[06:01] ---**
I'm not a little girl. Don't call me one.
**[06:05] ---**
Now, will you get lost?
**[06:07] ---**
Oh, excuse us, little girl.
**[06:12] ---**
You're all equally infuriating!
**[06:20] ---**
Lt. Koenig. Lt. Neumann.
**[06:22] ---**
Did you do something to
upset that little girl?
**[06:24] ---**
No, nothing, sir.
**[06:26] ---**
Are you sure?
**[06:28] ---**
She seemed extremely upset.
**[06:29] ---**
Little girls are always a handful, Captain.
**[06:34] ---**
Just like a certain battalion commander?
**[06:37] ---**
Yup!
**[06:39] ---**
I'll tell her you said
that in my next report.
**[06:43] ---**
Please don't.
**[06:44] ---**
She'll blast us into ash.
**[06:46] ---**
Yup.
**[06:50] ---**
What is Roswaal thinking?
**[06:53] ---**
"Teacher's Office"
**[06:53] ---**
I'll grab him and make him explain!
**[06:56] ---**
Is Roswaal here, I suppose?
**[06:59] ---**
Um... your name is Beatrice, right?
**[07:04] ---**
Correct.
**[07:05] ---**
And who might you be?
**[07:07] ---**
Um, first, you shouldn't
talk to your teachers like that...
**[07:11] ---**
I haven't accepted you as my teacher.
**[07:13] ---**
I'm here to talk to Roswaal, I suppose.
**[07:16] ---**
I'm not here to speak to you.
**[07:20] ---**
Beatrice, you mustn't
talk to your teacher like that.
**[07:25] ---**
You're all students here at this school.
**[07:28] ---**
You're here to experience school life.
**[07:31] ---**
So
**[07:33] ---**
you need to act like students.
**[07:38] ---**
Understand?
**[07:40] ---**
Fine, I suppose.
**[07:43] ---**
Please tell Mr. Roswaal that Betty was here.
**[07:47] ---**
All right.
**[07:48] ---**
I'll make sure he gets the message.
**[07:50] ---**
Now, lunch break is almost over.
**[07:53] ---**
Return to your classroom.
**[07:55] ---**
I know that. You don't need
to tell me, I suppose.
**[07:57] ---**
Hmph!
**[08:03] ---**
Did I come on too strong?
**[08:06] ---**
But you can't let your guard down around
someone just because they're a little girl.
**[08:10] ---**
I know for a fact...
**[08:11] ---**
...that there are demons in this world
who wear the skin of little girls!
**[08:17] ---**
Do you have a cold?
**[08:18] ---**
No...
**[08:19] ---**
Goddess bless you!
**[08:22] ---**
What's her deal?
**[08:23] ---**
I couldn't say...
**[08:24] ---**
Hey, show some gratitude!
**[08:26] ---**
Or did you not understand
what I was doing there?
**[08:29] ---**
So get this. When somebody sneezes
you say, "God bless you!"
**[08:32] ---**
--But I'm a goddess so I say,
"Goddess bless you!"
**[08:32] ---**
--God bless you? God... god...
**[08:34] ---**
--Where did you learn that?
**[08:36] ---**
--In class!
**[08:36] ---**
--The word that upsets
me more than any other.
**[08:37] ---**
--Unlike you, I actually pay attention
in class! Aren't I the greatest?
**[08:40] ---**
--It reminds me of that bastard "Being X."
**[08:46] ---**
Is he...
**[08:48] ---**
Is he perhaps...
**[08:52] ---**
"Class 2"
**[08:59] ---**
We need to talk.
**[09:00] ---**
Huh? She wants to talk to me?
**[09:02] ---**
When classes are over,
come to the park near the school.
**[09:06] ---**
I'm more than willing to talk here.
**[09:09] ---**
No. I want to talk in private.
**[09:13] ---**
You want to talk to Lord Ains...
*my* Ains... in private?
**[09:19] ---**
Calm down, Albedo!
**[09:20] ---**
Impossible!
**[09:23] ---**
If this girl wants to seduce you,
I'll slap her silly!
**[09:28] ---**
--"Slap her silly"? I thought only Emilia
talked like that anymore...
**[09:28] ---**
--Squash her flat! Pulverize her!
**[09:32] ---**
Albedo, you're talking to a child.
**[09:34] ---**
Age, gender, and race don't matter.
**[09:37] ---**
Your charm goes far beyond those things!
**[09:41] ---**
But we've only just met.
**[09:42] ---**
It doesn't matter how long
you've known someone!
**[09:45] ---**
Rem? Rem?
**[09:47] ---**
When you're falling in love, it doesn't matter
how long you've known someone!
**[09:52] ---**
You get it!
**[09:54] ---**
That's right.
**[09:55] ---**
I've barely known Subaru
for any length of time at all.
**[09:57] ---**
I don't know who "Subaru" is, but...
**[10:00] ---**
This is Subaru.
**[10:02] ---**
He's very important to me.
**[10:03] ---**
It's amazing how you don't
hesitate to say that at all...
**[10:07] ---**
I think you and I are going to get along.
**[10:09] ---**
--Sorry for not introducing
myself sooner. My name is Rem.
**[10:10] ---**
--Now works, too.
**[10:11] ---**
--I'm Albedo. I'm sure we'll
get along splendidly.
**[10:12] ---**
--Very well.
**[10:14] ---**
Yes, nice to meet you!
**[10:18] ---**
Lord Ains is gone!
**[10:22] ---**
*Move*!
**[10:23] ---**
Class is about to begin!
**[10:29] ---**
Lord Ains!
**[10:31] ---**
**[10:33] ---**
# E4 - Encounter! Classmates
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**[00:01] ---**
"Park"
**[00:05] ---**
Um... this little girl is just glaring at me.
**[00:11] ---**
But I'm the lord of death! The master
of the Great Tomb of Nazarick!
**[00:15] ---**
I won't let her intimidate me!
**[00:18] ---**
So, what is it you wanted to...
**[00:20] ---**
...discuss?
**[00:23] ---**
Are you...
**[00:27] ---**
...Being X?
**[02:00] ---**
"Episode 4: Encounter! Classmates"
**[02:01] ---**
Being... X?
**[02:04] ---**
Just come out and admit it.
**[02:05] ---**
The overwhelming aura that surrounds you,
**[02:07] ---**
your imposing presence...
**[02:08] ---**
You can only be that self-proclaimed
god known as "Being X"?
**[02:12] ---**
Wait. What are you talking about?
**[02:14] ---**
So it wasn't enough to toss me into
some hell world? What's this about?
**[02:18] ---**
Why are you making me go back to school
as a little girl? Is this some kind of prank?
**[02:22] ---**
Wait, wait.
**[02:23] ---**
What?
**[02:24] ---**
Are you perhaps originally
from Earth... No, Japan?
**[02:34] ---**
Now, someone tell me
what the author was actually thinking
**[02:36] ---**
--when he wrote the
second underlined passage?
**[02:38] ---**
--A-Albedo, you're leaking something...
**[02:41] ---**
Calm yourself.
**[02:43] ---**
There's no way Lord Ains would
find himself attracted to that little girl.
**[02:48] ---**
But... But... But...
**[02:49] ---**
Lord Ains is the most attractive man
in the world, no, the galaxy!
**[02:53] ---**
It's possible that anyone in the world
could fall in love with him!
**[02:57] ---**
I know!
**[03:00] ---**
I know how you feel!
**[03:04] ---**
How did you two get so close?
**[03:07] ---**
I fail to understand as well.
**[03:10] ---**
--Once you fall in love, you'll know.
**[03:11] ---**
--I would like to continue class...
**[03:16] ---**
Oh, so you're in the same situation as I am?
**[03:19] ---**
That's right.
**[03:21] ---**
Though I was transported,
and you seem to be reincarnated.
**[03:24] ---**
Well, you can't expect me to realize
that somebody who looks like you
**[03:27] ---**
was actually a human.
**[03:28] ---**
Sure, and who could expect a little girl
was actually a former salaryman?
**[03:33] ---**
That's right...
**[03:35] ---**
Salaryman.
**[03:37] ---**
There's a word
I haven't heard in a while.
**[03:40] ---**
You should've said you were
from another world sooner.
**[03:45] ---**
No. Not a chance.
**[03:48] ---**
Nobody would believe me.
**[03:50] ---**
You're right there.
**[03:56] ---**
Lord Ains!
**[03:58] ---**
Have fun!
**[04:03] ---**
Sorry! I'm going, too!
**[04:10] ---**
Tomorrow, after morning classes,
**[04:12] ---**
we'll be having that talent show.
**[04:15] ---**
It hasn't been decided
yet who'll be performing,
**[04:17] ---**
so everyone, make sure you're ready.
**[04:20] ---**
Sir,
**[04:22] ---**
why are we having a talent show?
**[04:27] ---**
Because Mr. Roswaal said,
**[04:31] ---**
"Wouldn't it be fuuuun?"
**[04:35] ---**
That settles it, then.
**[04:38] ---**
It does?
**[04:39] ---**
Yes. What the teacher says, goes.
**[04:42] ---**
It's settled.
**[04:43] ---**
It's settled?
**[04:45] ---**
It is settled.
**[04:48] ---**
I see.
**[04:49] ---**
Huh? What did he learn from that?
**[04:52] ---**
So you like coffee?
**[04:54] ---**
--Yeah. Back in Japan I'd...
**[04:56] ---**
--Major! Major!
--Yeah. Back in Japan I'd...
**[04:57] ---**
--Major! Major!
**[05:00] ---**
Um...
**[05:02] ---**
What is it?
**[05:04] ---**
School is over for the day,
so I came to get you.
**[05:07] ---**
The croquettes at the butcher
on the corner are about to go on sale!
**[05:15] ---**
I don't know who brought us
to this world, but...
**[05:20] ---**
There is one thing.
**[05:22] ---**
One thing?
**[05:23] ---**
The food here's great.
**[05:26] ---**
Bye, Ains Ooal Gown.
**[05:29] ---**
Let's chat again.
**[05:30] ---**
Yeah. Let's.
**[05:33] ---**
You can get along with anybody, huh?
**[05:36] ---**
What does that mean?
**[05:37] ---**
It's just really impressive, is all!
**[05:40] ---**
The food here's great, huh?
**[05:44] ---**
Well, I can't eat, though!
**[05:56] ---**
Good morning, instructor!
**[05:58] ---**
I mean, teacher!
**[06:00] ---**
Good morning, teacher.
**[06:02] ---**
Oh, good morning...
**[06:04] ---**
Major Tanya von Degurechaff, smiling?
**[06:08] ---**
That demon who wears
the skin of a girl, smiling?
**[06:11] ---**
What's going on?
**[06:16] ---**
Good morning, teacher.
**[06:18] ---**
Good morning, Ains.
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, yeah. There's a lot worse things
than demons in this world.
**[06:31] ---**
Sorry to make you wait for me, Rem.
**[06:34] ---**
No. I just wanted to do it, that's all.
**[06:37] ---**
But if we don't hurry, we'll be late.
**[06:40] ---**
Let's speed up.
**[06:41] ---**
Okay!
**[06:44] ---**
Rem, that's too fast for me!
**[06:47] ---**
I'll carry you then!
**[06:53] ---**
It's fast, yeah.
**[06:55] ---**
But I feel like I'm losing my pride as a man.
**[06:58] ---**
You're so wonderful when I
pick you up and carry you!
**[07:00] ---**
Your eyes look even more noble than usual!
**[07:01] ---**
But I don't see any men
besides me being carried by girls...
**[07:06] ---**
I do!
**[07:08] ---**
--Kazuma?
--What?
**[07:09] ---**
I know we're running late,
but this is a bit much.
**[07:12] ---**
This is just the fastest way for
our current party to get to school.
**[07:17] ---**
We'll get there faster if you
carry me than if I run on my own.
**[07:20] ---**
What do you want from me?
**[07:21] ---**
Don't you have any pride as a man?
**[07:23] ---**
Pride that I'd lose 'cause a girl with
a six-pack was insulting me? Nope!
**[07:32] ---**
Rem, put me down after all.
**[07:34] ---**
Okay.
**[07:35] ---**
Darkness, put me down after all.
**[07:37] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:41] ---**
Hi there.
**[07:43] ---**
Wait, there's no time to be talking!
**[07:59] ---**
Natsuki Subaru.
**[08:00] ---**
You're late!
**[08:03] ---**
Satou Kazuma,
**[08:05] ---**
you're late, too!
**[08:12] ---**
Hey, your name's Kazuma, right?
**[08:14] ---**
Yes. I'm Kazuma.
**[08:16] ---**
Satou Kazuma.
**[08:18] ---**
Yes. I'm Satou Kazuma.
**[08:21] ---**
Are you maybe...
**[08:22] ---**
Wait. Let me say it, too.
**[08:26] ---**
You were definitely...
**[08:28] ---**
--...reincarnated in another world!
--...summoned to another world!
**[08:32] ---**
--Summoned?
--Reincarnated?
**[08:34] ---**
I knew it when I heard your name!
**[08:38] ---**
What settled it for me was the tracksuit!
**[08:40] ---**
I wore the same thing when I reincarnated!
**[08:43] ---**
The tracksuit! A must-have for
the man who never leaves his room.
**[08:46] ---**
I did leave my room though. A lot.
**[08:48] ---**
Hey! Are you holding those buckets?
**[08:52] ---**
So normally, when you reincarnate,
you get some broken superpower, right?
**[08:57] ---**
Yeah. I know what you're saying.
**[08:58] ---**
"Totally overpowered!
Wins at everything he does!"
**[09:02] ---**
That's how it usually goes, right?
**[09:03] ---**
But the reality is like, what the hell?
**[09:06] ---**
It's hard. So hard...
**[09:09] ---**
So I'm supposed to defeat this Demon King.
**[09:11] ---**
And so they tell me I get a bonus
when I reincarnated, so I'm all excited.
**[09:14] ---**
But what do I get? This useless goddess!
**[09:17] ---**
And my party? A mage who can
only use magic once a day.
**[09:21] ---**
And a crusader who can't hit a damn thing!
**[09:24] ---**
No money! No home!
**[09:26] ---**
I had to live in a stable!
**[09:28] ---**
It was nothing but suffering...
**[09:31] ---**
Me, too. I met this half-elf girl,
and had to do all these things to help her.
**[09:36] ---**
Right now I live in a mansion with her.
**[09:39] ---**
But now I've got these twin demon maids.
**[09:41] ---**
And this loli with hair shaped like drills.
**[09:45] ---**
Wait...
**[09:47] ---**
...what the hell?
**[09:48] ---**
No, it's not like that.
**[09:50] ---**
The only one of them who likes me is Rem.
**[09:53] ---**
Rem's the younger twin.
The one with the blue hair.
**[09:56] ---**
Wait, what the hell?
**[09:57] ---**
The one I'm after is Emilia,
that's the half-elf.
**[10:02] ---**
What the hell?
**[10:04] ---**
I'm just saying it's hard for us both.
**[10:07] ---**
It's not hard for you all!
**[10:10] ---**
You're surrounded by girls?
**[10:11] ---**
Going after a girl you love?
**[10:12] ---**
How is that hard?
**[10:15] ---**
You're my enemy!
From now on, you're my enemy.
**[10:17] ---**
You harem-having bastard!
**[10:19] ---**
What?
**[10:20] ---**
We were both reincarnated in another world,
so why's he got all the luck?
**[10:24] ---**
Damn it all!
**[10:28] ---**
No, I wasn't reincarnated.
**[10:30] ---**
**[10:32] ---**
# E5 - Explosion! Talent Show
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**[00:00] ---**
Okay, let's get this talent show staaarted.
**[00:06] ---**
I've got pieces of paper in here
with everybody's naaames.
**[00:09] ---**
I'll draw them one at a time,
**[00:10] ---**
and when your name is called,
you'll show us your taleeent!
**[00:15] ---**
The first name is...
**[00:19] ---**
...Mr. Rerugen!
**[00:21] ---**
What?
**[01:52] ---**
"Explosion! Talent Show"
**[01:52] ---**
M-Mr. Roswaal, why do I have to participate?
**[01:56] ---**
Because Mr. Roswaal said,
**[01:59] ---**
"Wouldn't it be fuuuun?"
**[02:02] ---**
That settles it, then.
**[02:06] ---**
We're all going to be
friends here, after allll.
**[02:06] ---**
"Rerugen"
**[02:10] ---**
You should go first and set an exaaaample.
**[02:16] ---**
I am Erich von Rerugen, TA of Class 2.
**[02:19] ---**
I humbly submit my performance
of our Empire's national anthem.
**[02:36] ---**
Are you seeing this, Kazuma?
**[02:37] ---**
Yes, I am Kazuma. And yes, I am seeing this.
**[02:39] ---**
--He's humiliating himself!
--He sure is.
**[02:41] ---**
Everyone, both human and inhuman,
is looking at him with eyes filled with derision.
**[02:45] ---**
Poor guy.
**[02:46] ---**
In this moment, he is the most humiliated
being of any race on the planet!
**[02:51] ---**
Wait, haven't I seen this before?
**[02:52] ---**
S-Stop it... Please stop.
**[02:56] ---**
I wish everyone looked at me this way!
**[02:58] ---**
--There she goes...
**[02:58] ---**
--Looked at me with eyes that say,
"How can you even bear to be alive?"
**[03:06] ---**
Kill me.
**[03:08] ---**
Now, who's next?
**[03:11] ---**
Oh! It's Subaru!
**[03:12] ---**
"Subaru"
**[03:13] ---**
Heck yeah!
**[03:15] ---**
Thanks to Mr. Rerugen, anything I do
is going to look great by comparison.
**[03:19] ---**
Sure, but I can't imagine you
having anything worth showing.
**[03:22] ---**
I thought you'd say that, sis.
**[03:25] ---**
But I do have one amazing talent.
**[03:28] ---**
That was amazing, Subaru!
**[03:30] ---**
I haven't done it yet.
**[03:33] ---**
Now, in my hands I've got
an ordinary length of string.
**[03:37] ---**
It hasn't been cut in any way
and there are no knots.
**[03:40] ---**
But if I do this... and
this, and then this...
**[03:46] ---**
Tokyo Tower!
**[03:51] ---**
No! I knew it was boring!
**[03:54] ---**
No, I was extremely impressed!
**[03:57] ---**
I have no idea what you did, but still...
**[03:59] ---**
Okay, next!
**[04:01] ---**
"Rem"
**[04:01] ---**
Oh, it's Reeem!
**[04:04] ---**
Okay!
**[04:17] ---**
Impressive.
**[04:19] ---**
Tremendous skill is required
to accurately strike a target
**[04:21] ---**
with an object of such mass.
**[04:23] ---**
Of course. Rem is very good at her job.
**[04:25] ---**
But not nearly as good you, sister.
**[04:28] ---**
The red-headed girl possesses even more
impressive combat capabilities, then?
**[04:33] ---**
That was freezing!
**[04:35] ---**
Everybody's really amazing, huh, Major?
**[04:36] ---**
--But don't you think that was
a waste of a watermelon?
**[04:37] ---**
--I see.
**[04:38] ---**
--So the point of this exercise is to
show our strength to the other groups.
**[04:38] ---**
--But don't you think that
was a waste of a watermelon?
**[04:40] ---**
--So the point of this exercise is to
show our strength to the other groups.
**[04:40] ---**
--If she was going to destroy
it, she could've given it to me!
**[04:42] ---**
--I've been able to make contact with the top
of the most dangerous-looking group,
**[04:42] ---**
--Okay, time to draw the next name!
**[04:46] ---**
but I can't let my guard down.
**[04:47] ---**
--From the look of things,
--Here I go!
**[04:50] ---**
we're not anywhere near
the strongest here.
**[04:52] ---**
It would be foolish to show them
the extent of our power
**[04:53] ---**
--and have them think we're easily defeated.
**[04:54] ---**
--Oh, it's Weiss next.
--and have them think we're easily defeated.
**[04:55] ---**
--Oh, it's Weiss next.
**[04:57] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[04:58] ---**
Well, Weiss won't do anything dumb, I'm sure.
**[05:02] ---**
I am Matheus Johann Weiss, of the
Imperial 203rd Aerial Mage Battalion!
**[05:06] ---**
I have no particular talents, so the least
I can do is remove my first button!
**[05:12] ---**
--Interference spell!
--I will now...
**[05:21] ---**
I'm sorry you all had to see that!
**[05:23] ---**
--I hope she does that to me, too!
**[05:24] ---**
--Maybe I was wrong when
I said we could get along...
**[05:25] ---**
--Why don't you shut up, Darkness?
**[05:27] ---**
"Darkness"
**[05:27] ---**
Next up is Darkneeeess.
**[05:31] ---**
I can't do this alone, so...
**[05:36] ---**
Can someone help me?
**[05:39] ---**
Me! I'll help, then!
**[05:41] ---**
Why is he volunteering?
**[05:44] ---**
No idea.
**[05:46] ---**
My talent is my strong body.
**[05:50] ---**
In order to show this,
**[05:52] ---**
I'm going to have this tough-looking
man punish me with his whip.
**[06:01] ---**
Now, man in military clothes!
**[06:03] ---**
Punish me mercilessly with
your whip like you always do!
**[06:07] ---**
I do not always whip you!
**[06:11] ---**
That man is a scumbag.
**[06:13] ---**
A disgrace to the warrior ethic.
**[06:15] ---**
He really is a scumbag.
**[06:17] ---**
No, no, no...
**[06:19] ---**
Hey, mister.
**[06:21] ---**
You need to treat women with respect!
**[06:24] ---**
I didn't do anything, though!
**[06:26] ---**
--Right?
--Hmph!
**[06:27] ---**
Don't avert your eyes!
**[06:30] ---**
Lt. Grantz...
**[06:32] ---**
You're a scumbag, aren't you?
**[06:35] ---**
Come on, do it!
**[06:38] ---**
Or is your friend going to join in?
**[06:40] ---**
Are the two of you going to
have your way with me?
**[06:43] ---**
How terrible!
**[06:45] ---**
But I shall endure!
**[06:48] ---**
How did I get caught up in this?
**[06:50] ---**
--Hurry up and do it!
--You really are a scumbag, Barusu.
**[06:52] ---**
A disgrace to the warrior ethic.
**[06:54] ---**
I don't mind Subaru when he's that way.
**[06:56] ---**
--Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
**[06:57] ---**
--I'm sorry. I'm sorry she's such a pervert.
--Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
**[06:59] ---**
I'm really sorry!
**[07:01] ---**
IseQuar!
**[07:03] ---**
It's Aqua's turn.
**[07:03] ---**
"Aqua"
**[07:05] ---**
Really?
**[07:07] ---**
What's wrong? Just do your
"Nature's Beauty!" like you always do.
**[07:12] ---**
Listen, we've been over this.
**[07:14] ---**
I don't do tricks on command.
**[07:16] ---**
Well, that's a proooblem..
**[07:20] ---**
Magic's okay, too, right?
**[07:23] ---**
Sure, as long as you've got something
that'll surprise the claaass!
**[07:28] ---**
Okay, I'll show you something special, then!
**[07:31] ---**
An ultimate spell only usable by a goddess!
**[07:33] ---**
Sacred Turn Undead!
**[07:35] ---**
Are you trying to vaporize your classmates?
**[07:38] ---**
But it's not fair that I have to be in the
same class with those defiled creatures!
**[07:41] ---**
I'm a goddess, you know!
**[07:44] ---**
So there you goooo.
**[07:47] ---**
Aqua's talent was a husband
and wife comedy routine.
**[07:50] ---**
--Wait!
--Hang on!
**[07:51] ---**
IseQuar!
**[07:54] ---**
We're almost out of time.
**[07:57] ---**
I wish there was time for everybody,
**[07:58] ---**
but I think we'll call it a day
after the next twoooo.
**[08:01] ---**
Anybody who wants a go, raise your haaaand.
**[08:07] ---**
Darkness has already humiliated us.
**[08:10] ---**
Aqua's already made us look like idiots.
**[08:12] ---**
Megumin, how about you
don't make it any worse?
**[08:15] ---**
Don't be silly. You know I'm not
going to miss an opportunity like this.
**[08:20] ---**
You don't have any hidden talents, though.
**[08:23] ---**
I do.
**[08:24] ---**
Do not.
**[08:25] ---**
Do, too!
**[08:26] ---**
Fine. What is it?
**[08:28] ---**
--I have my explosion magic, the strongest,
most powerful magic in the world!
**[08:32] ---**
--That's the same thing you always do!
**[08:33] ---**
IseQuar!
**[08:35] ---**
We don't want you firing
that off in the claaassroom.
**[08:39] ---**
So I've prepared a target for you heeeere.
**[08:45] ---**
I'd prefer a target that wasn't
a bronze statue, but thank you!
**[08:49] ---**
You sure about this, sir?
**[08:50] ---**
She may be off her rocker,
but her explosion magic really is amazing!
**[08:57] ---**
I'd love to see it, then.
**[08:59] ---**
You undead guys are in
for a real treat, then!
**[09:03] ---**
Behold the power of the greatest archwizard
of the crimson demons, Megumin!
**[09:07] ---**
Within this power dwells a shining light.
**[09:09] ---**
It guides the unseen to me,
**[09:12] ---**
and calls to me from within the chaos.
**[09:14] ---**
In this moment, explosion magic beckons me!
**[09:18] ---**
Strike my foe! Explosion!
**[09:31] ---**
That felt so good!
**[09:33] ---**
She wasn't lying. That was really impressive.
**[09:38] ---**
Perhaps this is a good
time to end the show...
**[09:41] ---**
No, not yet.
**[09:42] ---**
Oh?
**[09:44] ---**
That spell was incredible.
**[09:49] ---**
I feel fortunate to have witnessed it.
**[09:51] ---**
I would like to take this opportunity
to show a talent of my own.
**[09:54] ---**
And what would that be?
**[09:57] ---**
Let me see...
**[10:01] ---**
When I was a salaryman, I only ever
had to do a talent show thing once.
**[10:06] ---**
It was at a New Year's party
for a really terrible client.
**[10:09] ---**
A lot of people took turns,
**[10:11] ---**
but after we left the venue,
**[10:13] ---**
this was the one that got
everybody most excited.
**[10:19] ---**
How can he use so many magic circles?
**[10:24] ---**
His power is increeedible.
**[10:46] ---**
Is this...?
**[10:54] ---**
That's amazing, Lord Ains!
**[10:56] ---**
All this snow... Unbelievable.
**[10:58] ---**
Amazing! Truly amazing!
**[11:01] ---**
Of course! He is the supreme lord, after all!
**[11:04] ---**
Yes, this is only natural.
**[11:07] ---**
This... This coldness!
**[11:09] ---**
Um... help me up. Somebody help me up.
**[11:13] ---**
Well, that wasn't bad, I guess.
**[11:14] ---**
--Um... it's really cold.
--It wasn't that impressive, though.
**[11:16] ---**
--Um... it's really cold.
--Cocytus looks like General Winter.
**[11:18] ---**
Don't say that! You'll make me remember!
**[11:20] ---**
Not bad, Ains.
**[11:22] ---**
Grantz! Lt. Grantz!
**[11:24] ---**
What happened to him?
**[11:25] ---**
He passed out and is foaming at the mouth.
**[11:27] ---**
He's probably remembering his trauma
at the winter combat practice grounds.
**[11:31] ---**
I'm cold.
**[11:33] ---**
Subaru, I think this is the perfect time
to drink some of that stuff.
**[11:36] ---**
Not when we're students.
**[11:38] ---**
This feels good, huh, Lia?
**[11:40] ---**
Yeah.
**[11:41] ---**
**[11:43] ---**
# E6 - Decision! Class Rep
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0XK9XMY/decision-class-rep)
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**[00:00] ---**
I'm very happy to see you've all
adapted well to life at school.
**[00:04] ---**
We've all learned each other's naaaames.
**[00:08] ---**
So I think it's time...
to decide our class reeeep!
**[01:42] ---**
"Episode 6: Decision! Class Rep"
**[01:43] ---**
Let's start by deciding
our class rep and vice rep.
**[01:47] ---**
Sir!
**[01:48] ---**
What is it, Albeeeedo?
**[01:51] ---**
Lord Ains is the perfect person
to be our class rep!
**[01:56] ---**
No! No! No! No!
**[01:59] ---**
I refuse to allow an undead to be class rep!
**[02:03] ---**
So are you volunteering?
**[02:06] ---**
That's right!
**[02:07] ---**
I have to, don't I?
**[02:09] ---**
I was born to provide guidance to others.
**[02:11] ---**
What's the ugly girl going on about?
**[02:14] ---**
The idea that a crazy, ugly girl like you
could be class rep is ridiculous, isn't it?
**[02:20] ---**
She called me ugly!
**[02:21] ---**
She called me ugly twice!
**[02:23] ---**
Kazuma!
**[02:24] ---**
Yes, I'm Kazuma.
**[02:26] ---**
That succubus is being a meanie!
**[02:29] ---**
No, Aqua.
**[02:30] ---**
What she said hardly counts as insulting.
**[02:32] ---**
If you really want to
make someone feel shame...
**[02:34] ---**
Darkness, we get it, so shut up!
**[02:36] ---**
So, Ains and Aqua have
volunteered for class rep.
**[02:40] ---**
Anybody else?
**[02:43] ---**
Trying to be class rep in a class
filled with these freaks
**[02:46] ---**
is probably about as safe as
being on the front lines.
**[02:48] ---**
No way in hell am I volunteering.
**[02:50] ---**
I-I volunteer, too.
**[02:58] ---**
I want this class to be a place
where everybody can be friends...
**[03:01] ---**
Then I'll make you class rep!
**[03:04] ---**
Mr. Ros-chi! How do we decide?
**[03:07] ---**
An election?
**[03:07] ---**
We draw names.
**[03:10] ---**
We draw names again.
**[03:11] ---**
We draw names again.
**[03:14] ---**
"Class Rep: Emilia"
"Vice Rep: Ains"
**[03:16] ---**
I am Emilia, your new class rep.
**[03:19] ---**
I promise I'll do my best!
**[03:23] ---**
You have a very self-satisfied look on
your face, but you did nothing, Barusu.
**[03:28] ---**
I refuse to accept this! You cheated!
**[03:30] ---**
How is a kid like that the class rep
when Lord Ains is vice rep?
**[03:34] ---**
I don't know what to tell you.
It was a fair drawing.
**[03:38] ---**
And the ugly girl is vice rep, too...
**[03:40] ---**
You said it again!
**[03:42] ---**
I'm not even interested
in bone-boy over there!
**[03:44] ---**
I don't want to be vice rep!
**[03:47] ---**
That leaves us with an
open slot for vice rep.
**[03:52] ---**
Then I'll do it!
**[03:55] ---**
Hold it! I want to be with Lord Ains, too.
**[03:59] ---**
Me, too!
**[04:01] ---**
Calm down!
**[04:02] ---**
Hey, Neumann.
**[04:03] ---**
--Hmm?
--Control yourselves!
**[04:05] ---**
Even the skeleton gets a harem.
**[04:07] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:09] ---**
As a man, it just makes you sad.
**[04:11] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:12] ---**
I'm seriously jealous.
**[04:14] ---**
An imperial soldier shouldn't
make his desires so obvious.
**[04:17] ---**
So you're saying you're not jealous?
**[04:20] ---**
"I'm not jealous."
**[04:21] ---**
...would be a lie.
**[04:22] ---**
--Right?
--Yeah.
**[04:25] ---**
Why are the men in our
battalion always like that?
**[04:29] ---**
Well, strong desires like that can
actually help on the battlefield.
**[04:36] ---**
Really?
**[04:38] ---**
Really.
**[04:39] ---**
Really?
**[04:40] ---**
Perhaps in every world,
**[04:41] ---**
little girls talk about things
they don't actually understand.
**[04:44] ---**
--I know what you're thinking without you
even opening your mouth, I suppose.
**[04:47] ---**
Excuse me! Excuse me!
**[04:48] ---**
Excuse me! Excuse me!
**[04:49] ---**
You guys are never going to stop,
so I'm just going to draw names.
**[04:54] ---**
Y-Yes, let's do that.
**[04:56] ---**
Understood, everyone?
**[04:58] ---**
Yes!
**[04:59] ---**
Wow, that was fast.
***SIGN*** "Class Rep: Emilia" "Vice Rep: Ains, Albedo" "Animal Care: Subaru, Aura, Aqua" "Disciplinary: Tanya, Demiurge, Kazuma" "Lunch: Ram, Visha"
***SIGN*** "Library: Beatrice, Mare" "Gym: Cocytus, Darkness, Weiss, Koenig, Neumann" "Nurse: Rem, Shalltear" "Intercom: Megumin"
**[05:03] ---**
Hell yes!
**[05:07] ---**
These will be your teams for a while.
**[05:12] ---**
Huh? Really?
**[05:13] ---**
We've never actually talked to
most of the people on our team.
**[05:17] ---**
The first time you meet a friend,
you've never talked to them before.
**[05:27] ---**
Oh, well.
**[05:28] ---**
But you could say this is an opportunity.
**[05:31] ---**
Opportunity?
***SIGN*** "Class Rep: Emilia" "Vice Rep: Ains, Albedo" "Animal Care: Subaru, Aura, Aqua" "Disciplinary: Tanya, Demiurge, Kazuma" "Lunch: Ram, Visha"
**[05:33] ---**
Look at this list.
**[05:35] ---**
The guardians have been evenly divided.
***SIGN*** "Library: Beatrice, Mare" "Gym: Cocytus, Darkness, Weiss, Koenig, Neumann" "Nurse: Rem, Shalltear" "Intercom: Megumin, Grantz"
**[05:37] ---**
What of it?
**[05:41] ---**
Lord Ains has instructed
us to, for the moment,
**[05:43] ---**
strictly follow the rules of our school life.
**[05:46] ---**
But we must consider what
"for the moment" means.
**[05:51] ---**
With Ains' order to conquer
the world still in effect,
**[05:56] ---**
it would be a serious mistake
to take any action
**[05:58] ---**
in an environment with this much uncertainty.
**[06:00] ---**
Thus, Lord Ains wants us to
gather information on each faction,
**[06:03] ---**
and find out how to manipulate them.
**[06:08] ---**
--Why am I on animal care?
**[06:09] ---**
--In a sense, this is a chance to show
to Lord Ains the degree to which
**[06:10] ---**
--I refuse to do it! I refuse! I refuse!
**[06:13] ---**
--I've got it worse. I'm on intercom duty.
**[06:13] ---**
--we're fulfilling our duties
in service to a great lord.
**[06:15] ---**
--That's perfect for you.
**[06:16] ---**
--Huh? What? H-How?
**[06:19] ---**
--So Ains is telling us to all do our best
on our respective committees.
**[06:20] ---**
--I'm on the gym committee!
**[06:21] ---**
--That's even better.
**[06:24] ---**
Correct.
**[06:26] ---**
Understood!
**[06:28] ---**
I shall be the greatest nurse
the world has ever seen!
**[06:33] ---**
Beatrice!
**[06:35] ---**
Whatever is wrooong?
**[06:38] ---**
We need to talk, Roswaal.
**[06:40] ---**
"Mr." Roswaal.
**[06:43] ---**
The idea that those drawings
were fair is ridiculous, I suppose.
**[06:47] ---**
Whatever do you meaaan?
**[06:50] ---**
I want to know what you're planning.
**[06:53] ---**
Planning? I wouldn't waste
my time planning anythiiiing.
**[06:57] ---**
What does that mean?
**[07:00] ---**
In the end, we all have to
act out the parts given to us.
**[07:04] ---**
--Both you, and me, and everyone elllse.
**[07:06] ---**
--Hey, wait! Roswaal!
--Both you, and me, and everyone elllse.
**[07:11] ---**
Mom, Dad.
**[07:12] ---**
It's me, Kazuma!
**[07:13] ---**
I thought I was dead, and then I ended up
with this useless goddess in a crazy,
**[07:18] ---**
weird world filled with crazy weirdos.
**[07:21] ---**
But now somehow I've found myself
in a completely different world,
**[07:24] ---**
where I'm a student.
**[07:27] ---**
I always refused to go to school,
**[07:30] ---**
so I'm sure you'd be surprised
to see where I am now.
**[07:34] ---**
But let me say one thing...
**[07:37] ---**
Nobody here is a student!
**[07:39] ---**
This place is messed up!
**[07:41] ---**
What's your problem... Satou Kazuma, was it?
**[07:44] ---**
One of my classmates is a little girl!
**[07:47] ---**
One of my classmates is a devil!
**[07:50] ---**
So, when are you getting off the floor?
**[07:53] ---**
For some reason, I can't move.
**[07:56] ---**
So my control spell doesn't work?
**[07:59] ---**
Kneel.
**[08:03] ---**
--Poke, poke. Poke, poke. Poke, poke.
**[08:04] ---**
--The power balance in this world
seems rather complicated.
**[08:09] ---**
You may stand.
**[08:12] ---**
What was that?
**[08:14] ---**
Are you all right?
**[08:16] ---**
If you're not feeling well,
you should lie down.
**[08:19] ---**
--I think I will...
**[08:21] ---**
--I think I will...
--We'll never get done at this rate.
**[08:21] ---**
--We'll never get done at this rate.
**[08:24] ---**
Stand.
**[08:26] ---**
What did you say?
**[08:27] ---**
I said stand!
**[08:32] ---**
This human is using something
like a control spell?
**[08:35] ---**
There will be no joke-filled
slice-of-life worlds
**[08:38] ---**
as long as I'm on the disciplinary committee.
**[08:40] ---**
"Rules Rules Rules Rules"
**[08:41] ---**
Rules! Rules first, then freedom.
**[08:43] ---**
That's how it's going to be!
**[08:45] ---**
I agree!
**[08:47] ---**
We'll have to come up with a list of rules.
**[08:50] ---**
Yeah. The more of them, the better.
**[08:53] ---**
By the way...
**[08:54] ---**
I think you and I are going to get along.
**[08:56] ---**
Just what I'd expect from
one of Ains' friends.
**[08:58] ---**
And I can see why Lord Ains
thinks so highly of you!
**[09:03] ---**
--My name is Tanya von Degurechaff.
Call me Tanya!
**[09:04] ---**
--Mom... Dad...
**[09:06] ---**
--I think I'm going to stop
coming to school again!
**[09:08] ---**
--I think I'm going to stop
coming to school again!
**[09:14] ---**
I will be the head of the gym committee.
**[09:18] ---**
You do seem to be the strongest here.
**[09:21] ---**
Yup.
**[09:22] ---**
So, what are we doing?
**[09:24] ---**
Strapping ropes to our bodies and
hanging ourselves from the rafters?
**[09:26] ---**
Or maybe we can all throw ourselves
into the mouths of giant toads...
**[09:30] ---**
Girl...
**[09:31] ---**
What is it, you clearly-extremely-dangerous
gym committee leader?
**[09:34] ---**
What kind of name is that?
**[09:36] ---**
What are those four arms for?
**[09:39] ---**
They exist to pin down
my arms and legs, right?
**[09:42] ---**
And then you'll say to me...
**[09:43] ---**
"Now you're totally helpless.
Cry all you want, it won't help you."
**[09:47] ---**
But I will stand strong!
**[09:49] ---**
And then you'll breathe
your frosty breath on me!
**[09:52] ---**
Especially on the soft parts of my body!
**[09:55] ---**
The soft, sensitive parts of my body!
**[09:58] ---**
What's she talking about?
**[10:00] ---**
What's going on here?
**[10:01] ---**
Not a clue.
**[10:03] ---**
Darkness, you're scaring Cocytus...
**[10:06] ---**
You! You're a human, and yet you're
going to side with that monster
**[10:10] ---**
and have your way with me with those
strong arms and strong eyebrows!
**[10:13] ---**
Where did that come from?
**[10:15] ---**
Did she just say you have "strong eyebrows"?
**[10:17] ---**
She did.
**[10:21] ---**
Take me!
**[11:43] ---**
"(Meat) Tough Guy"
**[11:44] ---**
So the wheels of reincarnation
have begun to spin...
**[11:48] ---**
**[11:51] ---**
# E7 - Carry Out! Class Rep
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR3K3WJQR/carry-out-class-rep)
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**[00:03] ---**
This is so hard...
**[00:06] ---**
Good work today, Lia.
**[00:08] ---**
It must be really hard,
being class rep for a class filled
**[00:10] ---**
with all those strange creatures.
**[00:13] ---**
Yeah, it's really hard.
**[00:15] ---**
You seem kind of happy, though.
**[00:19] ---**
Well, everybody here is really unique, right?
**[00:22] ---**
I'm not sure "unique" is
the best word for it, but yes.
**[00:27] ---**
Nobody calls me
the "silver-haired half-elf" here.
**[00:31] ---**
Nope.
**[00:33] ---**
I don't know what kind of world this is,
**[00:34] ---**
or how we got here.
**[00:37] ---**
I think Roswaal might know something.
**[00:39] ---**
But I want to do what I can here.
**[00:43] ---**
Yup!
**[00:44] ---**
It may be really hard.
**[00:46] ---**
No, I bet it is really hard!
**[00:49] ---**
But I decided to do my best!
**[00:51] ---**
If that's your choice,
I'll back you up with all I've got!
**[00:55] ---**
Thank you, Puck.
**[00:59] ---**
And, um...
**[01:01] ---**
I've never been to school,
so this is tons of fun!
**[02:35] ---**
"Episode 7: Carry Out! Class Rep"
**[02:36] ---**
Subaru, how is it, taking care of the animals?
**[02:39] ---**
Pretty crazy.
**[02:41] ---**
Crazy?
**[02:44] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:46] ---**
This is a little bigger than the
djungarian hamsters I'm used to.
**[02:51] ---**
You know my species?
**[02:54] ---**
Yeah, but the ones I know are a little,
and by a little I mean a lot, different.
**[02:58] ---**
My lord once said the same thing.
**[03:01] ---**
I can't hear you. Could you
stop chewing on my head?
**[03:05] ---**
Hey, Hamsuke!
**[03:07] ---**
I let my instincts take over
and chewed on him!
**[03:10] ---**
Sorry, Subaru!
**[03:11] ---**
You're covered in blood!
**[03:13] ---**
For some reason he chews on me
and ignores everybody else.
**[03:16] ---**
You know better than that!
**[03:18] ---**
For some reason, when I see Subaru,
**[03:20] ---**
I get really excited!
**[03:22] ---**
You were excited?!
**[03:24] ---**
Is chewing on me some kind of
animal communication ritual?
**[03:27] ---**
I feel really bad about it...
**[03:30] ---**
Then stop chewing on me!
**[03:33] ---**
It's like that.
**[03:34] ---**
Let's defeat that monster.
**[03:36] ---**
That was quick.
**[03:38] ---**
Ros-chi told us not to start fights, right?
**[03:41] ---**
It's fine, really.
**[03:43] ---**
How are things for you, Rem?
**[03:45] ---**
Well, I'm a nurse,
**[03:47] ---**
so unless somebody gets hurt or sick,
**[03:49] ---**
there's nothing for me to do.
**[03:51] ---**
Subaru!
**[03:53] ---**
Why didn't you come to me
when the monster attacked you?
**[03:57] ---**
Oh, sorry.
**[03:59] ---**
Next time make sure you do, okay?
**[04:01] ---**
That would mean letting that hamster
chew on me again, though.
**[04:05] ---**
So? Beako, how about you?
**[04:08] ---**
You're in the library, right?
**[04:10] ---**
Nothing much happens.
**[04:12] ---**
I just read books all day, I suppose.
**[04:14] ---**
The same as ever, huh?
**[04:16] ---**
That's fine with me.
**[04:17] ---**
Hanging out with those lunatics
would make me go crazy, too, I suppose.
**[04:23] ---**
But there's someone else
there with you, right?
**[04:26] ---**
Mare, right?
**[04:29] ---**
She's... well, fine.
**[04:32] ---**
That's rare, for you to react like that.
**[04:35] ---**
There's nothing about her
that makes her special,
**[04:37] ---**
but... she just makes you feel relaxed.
**[04:39] ---**
"Society"
**[04:42] ---**
Um...
**[04:43] ---**
What is it?
**[04:44] ---**
This book is... good.
**[04:49] ---**
I'll read it later, I suppose.
**[04:53] ---**
I'm glad you made another little friend.
**[04:56] ---**
It's not like that!
**[04:58] ---**
You make me so upset, I suppose!
**[04:59] ---**
Sheesh!
**[05:01] ---**
Sis, wait!
**[05:03] ---**
Run faster or I'll leave you behind!
**[05:08] ---**
Hey, little kids.
**[05:10] ---**
Nice morning, huh?
**[05:11] ---**
You're always so loud and annoying, Subaru.
**[05:14] ---**
That's one of the things
that makes me special.
**[05:17] ---**
It's kind of amazing that
you can be proud of it.
**[05:20] ---**
By the way, have your wounds healed?
**[05:22] ---**
Yeah. I'm just fine.
**[05:23] ---**
Great.
**[05:25] ---**
Oh, I'm on feeding duty this morning.
**[05:28] ---**
So I'll be going.
**[05:29] ---**
Okay! Fill him up so he doesn't eat me later!
**[05:35] ---**
Sure, sure!
**[05:36] ---**
I'll leave just enough space
in his stomach for you!
**[05:40] ---**
Hey!
**[05:41] ---**
M-Morning...
**[05:44] ---**
Good morning, I suppose.
**[05:46] ---**
O-Okay, see you later!
**[05:49] ---**
Wait.
**[05:51] ---**
If you're going to open the library,
then I'll go with you, I suppose.
**[05:54] ---**
Okay!
**[05:57] ---**
What's up, Rem?
**[05:58] ---**
I was just thinking that this is kind of fun.
**[06:01] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:04] ---**
Hey, so Emilia went to school
early this morning?
**[06:09] ---**
Yeah. She said she had something to do.
**[06:12] ---**
That's rare.
**[06:14] ---**
Yes.
**[06:16] ---**
Good morning!
**[06:17] ---**
Let's all do our best today!
**[06:20] ---**
--Here's a song to help you wake up:
"Piercing Howl! Coal-Black Storm!"
**[06:23] ---**
"Broadcasting Now"
"Intercom Room"
**[06:24] ---**
--No! That's not a good song for morning at all!
**[06:25] ---**
--Don't say that! You just don't have the
artistic sense to understand how great--
**[06:31] ---**
I don't want to hear about "sense"
from someone dressed like that...
**[06:33] ---**
I remembered something
I have to do in the nurse's office.
**[06:36] ---**
Go on without me.
**[06:38] ---**
Sure.
**[06:41] ---**
Morning!
**[06:43] ---**
Natsuki Subaru is here!
**[06:45] ---**
Where's Emilia?
**[06:47] ---**
What are you guys doing?
**[06:49] ---**
Subaru, I spent a lot of time
yesterday thinking of
**[06:53] ---**
how I could make school fun for everybody.
**[06:57] ---**
Okay.
**[06:58] ---**
And I decided that the best way was for
us all to do something fun for everybody.
**[07:02] ---**
What do you think?
**[07:06] ---**
If that's what you think is best, I agree!
**[07:10] ---**
I'll do my best to help you!
**[07:12] ---**
Thank you, Subaru!
**[07:13] ---**
Sure thing!
**[07:15] ---**
But these... these people...
**[07:19] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[07:19] ---**
Hello.
**[07:20] ---**
I am Ains Ooal Gown.
**[07:23] ---**
Call me Ains.
**[07:25] ---**
Ains, huh?
**[07:26] ---**
Lord Ains.
**[07:27] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[07:28] ---**
Albedo, relax.
**[07:30] ---**
I apologize.
**[07:32] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[07:32] ---**
Sorry about that.
**[07:33] ---**
Now, about Emilia's plan.
**[07:36] ---**
It's a surprisingly good idea.
**[07:39] ---**
We may not know how we got here,
**[07:42] ---**
but we're all in the same class.
We're all comrades, in a sense.
**[07:46] ---**
Comrades?
**[07:48] ---**
And isn't it a good thing for companions
to get to know each other better?
**[07:49] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[07:53] ---**
I used to do all kinds of things
with my guild members.
**[07:56] ---**
In the game, though.
**[07:58] ---**
So it seems like a decent idea, to me.
**[08:02] ---**
What do you think, Albedo?
**[08:03] ---**
You could never be wrong
about anything, my lord.
**[08:08] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[08:08] ---**
Let's go with this girl's plan.
**[08:11] ---**
Thanks, Ains.
**[08:12] ---**
Lord Ains.
**[08:13] ---**
Sorry.
**[08:13] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[08:14] ---**
No...
**[08:17] ---**
He feels like he came from
the same world as me.
**[08:21] ---**
It won't hurt to get along with him.
**[08:24] ---**
I'll call you Subaru, so we're even.
**[08:27] ---**
Will that work, Subaru?
**[08:28] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:30] ---**
You two are such great friends, huh?
**[08:33] ---**
It's amazing that Emilia can
accept this situation so easily.
**[08:43] ---**
Excuse me.
**[08:45] ---**
How can he fondle a chest that isn't mine?!
**[08:54] ---**
No, I'm sorry.
**[08:56] ---**
There was something I noticed.
**[08:59] ---**
I've never had a skeleton
touch my chest before.
**[09:02] ---**
That scared me.
**[09:05] ---**
And it's the first time I've done it
and not crushed somebody's heart.
**[09:11] ---**
That's not funny!
**[09:13] ---**
I'm glad you're all getting along.
**[09:16] ---**
I've got good news for you alllll!
**[09:20] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[09:21] ---**
Our class is going on a field trip sooooon.
**[09:27] ---**
Field trip?
**[09:28] ---**
Yes. We're all going to the beach
where you can play and swim
**[09:32] ---**
and become even better friends.
**[09:35] ---**
Listen, we've barely gotten
to know each other yet.
**[09:38] ---**
Isn't it a little early for that?
**[09:40] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[09:40] ---**
Youth passes in an instaaant!
**[09:44] ---**
That makes sense. Or does it?
**[09:46] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[09:48] ---**
Emilia, why don't we do some kind of
activity while we're on this field trip?
**[09:53] ---**
Activity?
**[09:56] ---**
Yes. Activity.
**[09:58] ---**
We can do an event that the
whole class can participate in.
**[10:02] ---**
Great idea!
**[10:04] ---**
Wonderful idea, Lord Ains!
**[10:07] ---**
An activity... huh?
**[10:09] ---**
Okay, I'll try my best to
come up with something.
**[10:11] ---**
Thank you, Ains!
**[10:13] ---**
Even if that smile is directed
at someone other than me,
**[10:13] ---**
"We're All Friends"
**[10:16] ---**
Emilia is still a real angel!
**[10:17] ---**
ERA for short!
**[10:19] ---**
Sorry, I have no idea what you just said.
**[10:23] ---**
Yeah, that makes no sense at all.
**[10:24] ---**
--I can let the kids take over here.
--Yup.
**[10:27] ---**
--I can let the kids take over here.
--You all don't get it?!
**[10:29] ---**
**[10:31] ---**
# E8 - Prepare! Field Trip
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GREXQ17XY/prepare-field-trip)
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**[00:00] ---**
For our upcoming field trip to the beach,
**[00:03] ---**
I propose that we should all
do something together as a class.
**[00:08] ---**
Anyone who disagrees,
please raise your hand.
**[00:11] ---**
Nobody's gonna be able to disagree
with a plan from that scary-looking thing!
**[01:45] ---**
"Episode 8: Prepare! Field Trip"
**[01:46] ---**
Since no one seems to disagree...
**[01:47] ---**
I disagree.
**[01:50] ---**
Somebody's disagreeing!
**[01:52] ---**
Why do you keep starting fights with him?
**[01:55] ---**
Why do I have to go along
with a plan from an undead?
**[01:58] ---**
Never! Never! Never! Never!
**[02:00] ---**
Th-The idea... was mine.
**[02:04] ---**
Um... since we're all classmates now,
**[02:08] ---**
and this is the first thing
we're doing together...
**[02:10] ---**
I don't know what a field trip is,
**[02:14] ---**
but I want us to all to be better friends.
**[02:17] ---**
Well, when you put it that way...
**[02:19] ---**
Stare...
**[02:22] ---**
Fine! Let's all do something
together as a class!
**[02:25] ---**
Fine!
**[02:27] ---**
Okay, everybody, let's hear some ideas!
**[02:29] ---**
Nobody asked you to
take the lead on this, Barusu.
**[02:30] ---**
I'm hoping it'll be an event
that's sexy and romantic...
**[02:35] ---**
An event!
**[02:36] ---**
That's sexy!
**[02:37] ---**
And romantic!
**[02:40] ---**
She lost a ton of blood!
**[02:42] ---**
Nurse! Nurse!
**[02:44] ---**
Yes, I'm a nurse.
**[02:46] ---**
But...
**[02:47] ---**
But the other nurse has a nosebleed, too...
**[02:51] ---**
--An event that's sexy and romantic...
**[02:51] ---**
--Our nurses are useless!
--An event that's sexy and romantic...
**[02:53] ---**
--An event that's sexy and romantic...
**[02:55] ---**
"Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
"Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
**[02:55] ---**
And "fishing."
**[02:57] ---**
"Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
"Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
**[02:58] ---**
Anybody have any other ideas?
**[03:00] ---**
Explosion magic tournament!
**[03:02] ---**
Test of endurance!
**[03:03] ---**
Okay, nobody has any other ideas.
**[03:06] ---**
"Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
"Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
**[03:06] ---**
That's enough for us to do
during the day, but...
**[03:10] ---**
"Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
"Watermelon-Splitting"
**[03:10] ---**
Yes. We'll need something to do at night.
**[03:13] ---**
At night!
**[03:14] ---**
--Okay, that was a bad way to put it.
--Oooh... at night!
**[03:16] ---**
Something we could all do at night!
**[03:18] ---**
Something we could all do at night!
**[03:20] ---**
Okay, what's a not bad way to put it?
**[03:25] ---**
Lia, it's time to go home.
**[03:28] ---**
Yeah, it's quittin' time.
**[03:30] ---**
Nobody says "quittin' time" anymore.
**[03:33] ---**
You really need to shut up.
**[03:36] ---**
Anybody have any good ideas?
**[03:39] ---**
And then shockingly, Kazuma raised his hand!
**[03:41] ---**
Quiet, you.
**[03:42] ---**
How about a test of courage?
**[03:45] ---**
Test of courage?
**[03:46] ---**
Yeah. It's the perfect thing to do at night.
**[03:48] ---**
No, no, no. Kazuma!
**[03:52] ---**
Take a look at your classmates!
**[03:55] ---**
It's a test of courage just to be
in the same room with them!
**[03:58] ---**
Well, that's true.
**[04:00] ---**
In a normal test of courage,
the girl goes, "Kyah! I'm so scared!"
**[04:05] ---**
"Don't worry, I'm here for you!"
**[04:07] ---**
"Aww, you're the greatest! Kyah!"
**[04:09] ---**
And then they jump you and you can
feel their boobs... Their boobs!
**[04:13] ---**
Have you gone crazy?
Or are you just an idiot!
**[04:15] ---**
You're as brutal as Ram!
**[04:18] ---**
Barusu is an idiot. And he's crazy.
**[04:21] ---**
And thanks for showing her how it's done!
**[04:23] ---**
Let's do it!
**[04:26] ---**
A test of courage!
**[04:27] ---**
I want to do it with Lord Ains!
**[04:33] ---**
Is everyone else okay with that?
**[04:37] ---**
Test of courage it is, then!
**[04:40] ---**
We'll ask Mr. Roswaal to help
with the preparations.
**[04:46] ---**
That's it for home room today.
**[04:48] ---**
Hey, let's go shopping!
**[04:50] ---**
I have to go to the intercom room.
**[04:50] ---**
"Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
"Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
**[04:52] ---**
I've got to go to the gym, too...
**[04:55] ---**
Oh, Kazuma!
**[04:56] ---**
--No.
--You could at least think about it!
**[04:57] ---**
That went great, Emilia.
**[04:59] ---**
Thanks.
**[05:01] ---**
By the way, Subaru.
**[05:04] ---**
What is a "test of courage"?
**[05:09] ---**
"Bargains" "Department Store"
**[05:11] ---**
I guess we need swimsuits, too.
**[05:15] ---**
I've never worn something like this...
**[05:18] ---**
I think it's fine, as long as
it's not too revealing.
**[05:22] ---**
The men all say that I don't
seem like a woman...
**[05:27] ---**
They just have no taste.
**[05:30] ---**
Thank you, Major.
**[05:32] ---**
Well, the battlefield is a deadly place.
**[05:36] ---**
It would be bad if they were
all lusting after her.
**[05:42] ---**
What wonderful costumes!
**[05:46] ---**
How about this one?
**[05:47] ---**
Don't you think this would bring out
Lord Ains' manly charm?
**[05:51] ---**
Yes, it's wonderful.
**[05:53] ---**
But what about this?
**[05:56] ---**
It lets you see all of his pelvic bone!
**[05:59] ---**
--N-No! My nose won't stop bleeding!
**[06:01] ---**
--Oh, no! Oh, no!
--N-No! My nose won't stop bleeding!
**[06:03] ---**
I guess some people prefer them
as revealing as possible.
**[06:09] ---**
Who cares what swimsuit you wear?
**[06:12] ---**
Shut up!
**[06:13] ---**
This is the kind of event where you
need to show off and look your best!
**[06:18] ---**
It's not like you have anything
to show off, anyway!
**[06:21] ---**
That's so funny!
**[06:23] ---**
You little...
**[06:31] ---**
Oh?
**[06:32] ---**
It's the rude idiot girl.
**[06:35] ---**
It's the undead thing's friends.
**[06:41] ---**
Come on, Aqua.
**[06:42] ---**
You need to start getting along
with the rest of the class.
**[06:44] ---**
Remember what Emilia said?
**[06:47] ---**
"I want us all to be better friends!"
**[06:50] ---**
"Better friends"... "better friends"...
"better friends"...
**[06:53] ---**
Sorry about that, girls.
**[06:55] ---**
I know you all don't really get along,
**[06:57] ---**
but I hope you can be friends with her.
**[07:01] ---**
Yes. Lord Ains himself
said something similar.
**[07:05] ---**
It's our duty to obey him.
**[07:07] ---**
Very well.
**[07:10] ---**
See? You're the only one
acting like a kid here.
**[07:13] ---**
I know that! I know!
**[07:15] ---**
I don't want to be friends
with a succubus and a vampire,
**[07:19] ---**
but I won't attack them.
**[07:20] ---**
That's right.
**[07:21] ---**
Just because they're
a succubus and a vampire...
**[07:27] ---**
Succubus!
**[07:30] ---**
Um... Albedo?
**[07:32] ---**
What is it?
**[07:34] ---**
Are you a succubus, Albedo?
**[07:37] ---**
Is that a problem?
**[07:39] ---**
So, um, do you... do that dream thing?
**[07:43] ---**
And, um...
**[07:46] ---**
That's the normal reaction, isn't it?
**[07:50] ---**
What is?
**[07:51] ---**
Just look at his face!
**[07:56] ---**
It's very unattractive.
**[07:58] ---**
Kazuma, was it?
**[08:00] ---**
Let me tell you something.
**[08:03] ---**
Whisper, whisper. Whisper, whisper.
**[08:07] ---**
You may not believe it, but it's the truth!
**[08:11] ---**
Well, that's amazing in its own right!
**[08:13] ---**
Right?
**[08:14] ---**
It's really rare, isn't it?
**[08:16] ---**
Shalltear, what are you talking about?
**[08:19] ---**
We're discussing what a pure,
innocent maiden you are.
**[08:28] ---**
Shalltear!
**[08:33] ---**
But it's hilarious!
**[08:36] ---**
--A succubus, whose job it is to
seduce men, is actually a vir--
**[08:38] ---**
--But Lord Ains... Lord Ains...
--A succubus, whose job it is to
seduce men, is actually a vir--
**[08:39] ---**
--But Lord Ains... Lord Ains...
**[08:41] ---**
Who cares?
**[08:45] ---**
There's no reason to laugh
at someone because they're
**[08:48] ---**
saving themselves for the one they love.
**[08:50] ---**
Aqua?
**[08:52] ---**
And who cares what race you are?
**[08:54] ---**
There's no reason to be ashamed.
**[08:57] ---**
Be proud of yourself.
**[08:59] ---**
Once in a while, you say something
that really makes sense.
**[09:02] ---**
I am a goddess, you know.
**[09:05] ---**
Anyway, what I'm saying is that you
shouldn't judge people over that stuff.
**[09:09] ---**
There's nothing in this world that
you can't do and be proud of.
**[09:14] ---**
Oh, there is one thing.
**[09:17] ---**
Putting pads in your bra.
**[09:21] ---**
Just because you're flat,
**[09:22] ---**
you shouldn't try to lie to people
by putting pads in your bra.
**[09:25] ---**
There's a junior goddess named
Eris I know, and she does that.
**[09:30] ---**
Her job is to listen to lies and confessions,
**[09:32] ---**
so why is she lying about her breasts?
**[09:40] ---**
You're right! You shouldn't use pads!
**[09:43] ---**
Yes. It's the one thing
you should be ashamed of.
**[09:48] ---**
You heard the lady, Shalltear.
**[09:51] ---**
Aqua, was that your name?
**[09:54] ---**
Yup.
**[09:54] ---**
You're dead.
**[09:58] ---**
Calm down, Shalltear.
**[09:59] ---**
You need to do what Lord Ains says...
**[10:03] ---**
--I think you hurt her without realizing it.
**[10:05] ---**
--Using pads is wrong...
Using pads is wrong, she says!
**[10:07] ---**
--Using pads is wrong...
Using pads is wrong, she says!
**[10:12] ---**
What are they going on about this time?
**[10:15] ---**
Major! What about this?
**[10:18] ---**
I think it's really cute!
**[11:41] ---**
Boys and girls at the beach...
Something is going to happen, for sure.
**[11:46] ---**
Just ring me up already.
**[11:49] ---**
**[11:51] ---**
# E9 - Enjoy! Field Trip
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G61XDJNQ6/enjoy-field-trip)
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**[00:01] ---**
Hello, everyone,
**[00:03] ---**
how are you all doing?
**[00:05] ---**
We're stuck in some weird world
where we're forced to go to school...
**[00:11] ---**
And it's awesome!
**[01:43] ---**
"Episode 9: Enjoy! Field Trip"
**[01:45] ---**
Hey, guys...
**[01:47] ---**
Yes, sir?
**[01:48] ---**
I think we may be in Valhalla.
**[01:51] ---**
Agreed.
**[01:53] ---**
Did you ever see such
beautiful girls in the Empire?
**[01:57] ---**
Nope. Never.
**[02:00] ---**
This must be our reward, for the suffering
we constantly endure on the battlefield.
**[02:05] ---**
Men, let's have some fun!
**[02:07] ---**
Give me 1000 push-ups.
**[02:10] ---**
Why is this happening to us?
**[02:12] ---**
That's right!
**[02:14] ---**
As a member of the gym committee,
you must provide an example for the others.
**[02:21] ---**
Is this all?
**[02:22] ---**
This doesn't even count as exercise!
**[02:25] ---**
Impressive, girl.
**[02:27] ---**
"Impressive" is right.
**[02:30] ---**
Yes. She's doing her push-ups so fast.
**[02:32] ---**
No, Captain.
**[02:35] ---**
Look at that!
**[02:40] ---**
Yes, they are impressive!
**[02:42] ---**
They're beyond impressive,
they're incredible!
**[02:46] ---**
I can feel them staring at me...
**[02:47] ---**
Yes, like they're
molesting me with their eyes...
**[02:50] ---**
Those men are staring at me
**[02:51] ---**
and imagining all the horrible things
they want to do to me...
**[02:54] ---**
Those are the eyes of wolves!
**[02:56] ---**
What will happen to me now?
**[02:58] ---**
My arms will be too tired
to resist them, and I'll...
**[03:02] ---**
What will happen to me?
**[03:04] ---**
What should I be doing here?
**[03:09] ---**
Scumbags.
**[03:10] ---**
They are scumbags.
**[03:11] ---**
Hey, sis.
**[03:13] ---**
Working hard?
**[03:15] ---**
I've never seen anybody look so unhappy
when getting ready for a BBQ.
**[03:20] ---**
That's not true.
**[03:22] ---**
I'm not infuriated that my workload
increased due to this BBQ.
**[03:27] ---**
You are so infuriated!
**[03:28] ---**
What about you, Barusu? Are you working?
**[03:31] ---**
There aren't any animals to
take care of on our field trip.
**[03:35] ---**
So I'm helping people out.
**[03:39] ---**
So essentially, you're a flunky.
**[03:40] ---**
As always, wherever you are, you're useless.
**[03:44] ---**
I thought you'd say that.
**[03:46] ---**
Um...
**[03:48] ---**
Your name is Subaru, right?
**[03:50] ---**
Yes. His name is Barusu.
**[03:53] ---**
Natsuki Subaru...
**[03:55] ---**
Correct. Barusu.
**[03:57] ---**
Sis, she's really confused. Cut it out.
**[04:03] ---**
My eyes! My eyes!
**[04:06] ---**
"Tanya"
**[04:06] ---**
You kept staring at the girls' swimsuits.
**[04:09] ---**
Your job is to enforce
discipline, not disrupt it.
**[04:12] ---**
But you didn't have to...
**[04:17] ---**
My skill, "stealth," allows me to...
**[04:20] ---**
...peep!
**[04:22] ---**
What could be better?
**[04:23] ---**
What are you doing?
**[04:27] ---**
Flash!
**[04:28] ---**
My eyes! My eyes!
**[04:32] ---**
"Tanya"
**[04:33] ---**
Did you have to scorch my eyeballs
for looking at some swimsuits?
**[04:35] ---**
--Thank you for your cooperation, Demiurge.
**[04:36] ---**
--They're not listening to me!
--Thank you for your cooperation, Demiurge.
**[04:38] ---**
Not at all. Your swift call
was what saved the day.
**[04:41] ---**
"Tanya"
**[04:41] ---**
Nonsense.
**[04:42] ---**
Ains is really lucky to have
a subordinate like you.
**[04:46] ---**
--These two make a crazy pair.
--No, you're quite impressive yourself...
**[04:48] ---**
--No, you're quite impressive yourself...
**[04:49] ---**
"Medical Care Area"
**[04:51] ---**
Nobody's coming.
**[04:53] ---**
Indeed.
**[04:57] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[04:58] ---**
"Medical Care Area"
**[04:59] ---**
Nothing!
**[05:05] ---**
This is delicious!
**[05:06] ---**
Of course it is.
**[05:07] ---**
Wow! She really hit it!
**[05:15] ---**
And soooo...
**[05:17] ---**
It's time for the test of couraaage.
**[05:19] ---**
Draw names from the box
to see who goes with whoooo.
**[05:23] ---**
How? How?
**[05:26] ---**
Okay, group one goes first.
**[05:29] ---**
Okay, let's go ladies.
**[05:31] ---**
Hey, don't try to boss
everyone around. That's my job.
**[05:36] ---**
I've lived far longer than you have, human.
**[05:39] ---**
This is rough...
**[05:41] ---**
I...
**[05:42] ---**
Mare's an angel, at least.
**[05:44] ---**
I'm a boy!
**[05:49] ---**
Get moving.
**[05:58] ---**
You were barely scared at all.
**[06:02] ---**
Of course.
**[06:03] ---**
As soon as Lord Ains and I were
assigned to different teams,
**[06:06] ---**
this whole exercise lost its point.
**[06:08] ---**
For you, yes.
**[06:13] ---**
Um, our old world was scarier than this...
**[06:17] ---**
Well, it wasn't our world,
so much as the Major, that was scary...
**[06:22] ---**
Captain! You said it, not me...
**[06:25] ---**
You sure? I think you did...
**[06:27] ---**
I did not!
**[06:31] ---**
Got a cold?
**[06:32] ---**
No.
**[06:33] ---**
Maybe somebody's talking about you.
**[06:36] ---**
Hey, you guys.
**[06:39] ---**
Again?
**[06:40] ---**
I would appreciate it if you would stop
trying to start fights with me.
**[06:43] ---**
That's not it.
**[06:46] ---**
You're all from Earth, right?
**[06:49] ---**
How did you know?
**[06:51] ---**
I can tell. Kazuma was from Earth, too.
**[06:54] ---**
I'm the one who sent him to his world.
**[06:58] ---**
Can you say that again?
**[07:00] ---**
You see, I'm a deity, and I
summoned Kazuma to his world.
**[07:06] ---**
The one we were in before this.
To defeat the Demon King, you see.
**[07:09] ---**
A deity?
**[07:11] ---**
That's right. I'm a goddess.
**[07:13] ---**
Seriously?
**[07:16] ---**
So it's you...
**[07:19] ---**
You're Being X!
**[07:31] ---**
Subaru?!
**[07:36] ---**
Tanya, wait! Wait!
**[07:39] ---**
--Don't try and stop me, Ains.
--Huh? What?
**[07:41] ---**
What's going on here?
**[07:42] ---**
You're scaring me!
**[07:43] ---**
Scaring you?
**[07:45] ---**
You of all people, Being X,
are scared? That's pathetic!
**[07:48] ---**
What is a "Being X"?
**[07:50] ---**
Shut up!
**[07:51] ---**
You fraud who calls yourself a god!
**[07:53] ---**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[07:55] ---**
I don't know what's going on here, but stop!
**[07:57] ---**
What's your problem?
**[07:58] ---**
If you want to get in my way...
**[08:00] ---**
Tanya, I don't know
what happened in your world,
**[08:04] ---**
but I don't think it's
her you're pissed off at!
**[08:07] ---**
He's right.
**[08:09] ---**
Being X, the god, or self-proclaimed god,
that sent you to your world...
**[08:14] ---**
Does it really seem possible
that he's the same being as her?
**[08:23] ---**
Good point.
**[08:24] ---**
They're nothing alike.
**[08:26] ---**
Right?
**[08:30] ---**
That's right.
**[08:32] ---**
There's people from
many different worlds here.
**[08:35] ---**
Aqua, I'm sorry.
**[08:37] ---**
It's okay...
**[08:39] ---**
It seems I'm a little too sensitive
around self-proclaimed gods.
**[08:43] ---**
But I've been saying I'm a goddess
ever since I got here!
**[08:51] ---**
Yes, she had been saying that.
**[08:56] ---**
She seemed so unlike a goddess
that it didn't really sink in, probably.
**[09:01] ---**
You may be right.
**[09:02] ---**
That's really mean!
**[09:04] ---**
If I'm losing my cool around a loser
self-proclaimed "goddess" like this...
**[09:08] ---**
--...it means I have a lot of things to work on.
--That's super mean!
**[09:10] ---**
Lord Ains!
**[09:13] ---**
Lord Ains!
**[09:14] ---**
Oh, there you are.
**[09:16] ---**
We felt a powerful magical explosion
like an earthquaaaake.
**[09:20] ---**
What haaaappened?
**[09:23] ---**
Well, you see.
**[09:24] ---**
I lost my cool.
**[09:27] ---**
Thanks to Ains and Subaru,
I was able to regain control of myself.
**[09:32] ---**
I apologize for the trouble.
**[09:35] ---**
Well, as long as everyone's safe...
**[09:39] ---**
But the force of your magic
knocked several people out coooold.
**[09:47] ---**
You all lack mental discipline!
**[09:50] ---**
No, I think it's because
they know how you usually are.
**[09:55] ---**
Like you triggered their PTSD.
**[09:56] ---**
Oh, you may be right.
**[09:58] ---**
But that's still not okay!
**[10:00] ---**
Brutal!
**[10:01] ---**
I really am goddess!
**[10:03] ---**
But nobody believes me...
**[10:05] ---**
And when I thought somebody
finally believed me, they got mad!
**[10:08] ---**
That's right. You're just a crazy archpriest
who calls herself a goddess.
**[10:12] ---**
--Hey!
--He's brutal, too!
**[10:14] ---**
--Oh, I said that wrong.
You're the goddess of party tricks!
**[10:15] ---**
--Oh, I said that wrong.
You're the goddess of party tricks!
--On Yggdrasil, that power would be stronger than 8th level...
**[10:17] ---**
--Hey!
--On Yggdrasil, that power would be
stronger than 8th level...
**[10:18] ---**
--On Yggdrasil, that power would be
stronger than 8th level...
**[10:21] ---**
That man took it in the face
and remained standing...
**[10:24] ---**
You know I'm a real goddess!
**[10:27] ---**
--Shut up, crappy goddess.
--What kind of mental stress
is he used to living under?
**[10:29] ---**
--What kind of mental stress
is he used to living under?
**[10:31] ---**
**[10:33] ---**
# E10 - Join In! Rivals
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY8D0QJJY/join-in-rivals)
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**[00:00] ---**
Fieeeld day is comiiiing!
**[00:04] ---**
Mr. Ros-chi, we just had a field trip.
**[00:08] ---**
And now it's time for field day?
**[00:10] ---**
This schedule is weird.
**[00:12] ---**
Huh? You think?
**[00:14] ---**
This whole world's weird. What do you want?
**[00:17] ---**
Sure, but...
**[00:18] ---**
Now, now... Work together and win!
**[00:24] ---**
Do we get something if we win?
**[00:26] ---**
Well...
**[00:28] ---**
Maybe you'll get to go home...
**[00:31] ---**
Maaaaybe!
**[00:35] ---**
How are we supposed to win, anyway?
**[00:37] ---**
We're the only ones here.
**[00:40] ---**
There's no other class to--
**[00:41] ---**
There is.
**[00:43] ---**
There's a class right next door.
**[02:24] ---**
"Episode 10: Join In! Rivals"
**[02:27] ---**
Reinhard?
**[02:31] ---**
You there, the boy with
the nasty-looking glare!
**[02:33] ---**
"Absent Today: Tweet Nika Teyanen"
**[02:34] ---**
While I certainly enjoy
watching your astonishment,
**[02:38] ---**
I'd appreciate if you
didn't interrupt my class.
**[02:41] ---**
Who the hell is that?
**[02:43] ---**
Okay, back to class everyboooody!
**[02:47] ---**
There didn't use to be
a classroom here, right?
**[02:49] ---**
Did you ever see it?
**[02:51] ---**
No, it didn't even exist until today...
**[02:53] ---**
You'll just have to accept that
that's how this world works...
**[02:59] ---**
The class next door, Class 1, seemed to
have a few students I recognized.
**[03:04] ---**
My combat maids, the Pleiades,
were there, too.
**[03:07] ---**
"Combat maids"? That's a little much, right?
**[03:10] ---**
I don't want to hear it from a guy
with demon maids hanging off him.
**[03:13] ---**
So Class 1 contains additional
residents from our worlds, then.
**[03:20] ---**
We should assume that the situation
here in this world is in a state of flux.
**[03:26] ---**
Yes.
**[03:27] ---**
And winning in the upcoming field day
has become an absolute necessity for us.
**[03:32] ---**
Correct. Mr. Roswaal says that if we win,
we can go back to our old worlds.
**[03:39] ---**
That... means beating Class 1, right?
**[03:44] ---**
Ains, what's our strength compared to them?
**[03:46] ---**
I can say for sure that the Pleiades,
at least, will be easily defeated.
**[03:52] ---**
What about you, Subaru?
**[03:54] ---**
Um, that guy you just saw, Reinhard.
**[03:58] ---**
The dandy-looking one?
**[04:00] ---**
He's probably the strongest
person in my world.
**[04:05] ---**
In my world, there's this kind of overpowered
ability called "divine protection."
**[04:10] ---**
And he's got all kinds of the stuff.
**[04:13] ---**
Divine protection?
**[04:14] ---**
They seem different than the skills
and martial arts that exist in our world.
**[04:17] ---**
What kinds of divine protection does he have?
**[04:20] ---**
Get this...
**[04:22] ---**
He automatically dodges
any attack he's never seen before.
**[04:24] ---**
He automatically dodges first attacks.
**[04:26] ---**
He also automatically dodges
the rest of your attacks.
**[04:27] ---**
Also, there's a rumor that if he dies,
he automatically comes back to life.
**[04:29] ---**
Auto-dodge for long range attacks.
100% accuracy for all ranged attacks.
**[04:32] ---**
--Immunity to shaman spells,
buffs, and debuffs.
**[04:33] ---**
--Wait, wait.
--Immunity to shaman spells, buffs, and debuffs.
**[04:33] ---**
--Wait, wait.
--Any elemental attacks also...
**[04:35] ---**
He auto-dodges first attacks.
He auto-dodges attacks he's never seen.
**[04:38] ---**
He auto-dodges all the other attacks...
He comes back to life...
**[04:41] ---**
How do you beat him?
**[04:43] ---**
Hell if I know.
**[04:44] ---**
And he's got a "Riding" divine protection?
**[04:45] ---**
"Field Day Program"
"Event Name"
***SIGN*** "Entrance"
"Opening Ceremony"
"Stretches"
"Rope Jumping"
"Bread-Eating"
"Scavenger Hunt"
"Ball Rolling"
"Tug-Of-War"
"Ball Toss"
***SIGN*** "Lunch Break"
"Cheering Contest"
"100m Race"
"Centipede Relay"
"Cavalry Battle"
"Closing Ceremony"
**[04:48] ---**
Does that mean there's no way
we can win the last round?
**[04:54] ---**
Chris!
**[04:55] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[04:57] ---**
Heck if I know...
**[05:01] ---**
Oh, Darkness!
**[05:02] ---**
Chris! What's going on here?
**[05:05] ---**
Well, I don't really know why,
but I was suddenly summoned here.
**[05:10] ---**
What about you guys?
**[05:11] ---**
We just kind of woke up here.
**[05:13] ---**
Oh, right.
**[05:15] ---**
I have to tell you this.
**[05:17] ---**
You won't revive if you die in this world.
**[05:20] ---**
So be careful.
**[05:22] ---**
Seriously?
**[05:23] ---**
Seriously.
**[05:24] ---**
Wait, that's really bad!
**[05:27] ---**
Why isn't Eris doing something about this?
**[05:29] ---**
W-Well, Eris probably can't
do anything about it...
**[05:35] ---**
You sure want to defend her, huh?
**[05:38] ---**
--You know that girl actually...
**[05:39] ---**
--I have a bad feeling and really
don't want to hear more.
--You know that girl actually...
**[05:41] ---**
--I have a bad feeling and really
don't want to hear more.
--Hey, Aqua!
**[05:42] ---**
I'm a member of the Eris Faith, so don't
insult my goddess in front of me...
**[05:45] ---**
Come on, Darkness!
**[05:46] ---**
There are no good goddesses with fake tits!
**[05:51] ---**
Are you all right?
**[05:53] ---**
Someone must be talking about
how Shalltear's breasts are fake.
**[05:56] ---**
Did you say something?
**[06:03] ---**
--Oww! Owwww!
**[06:03] ---**
--A-Anyway, we're rivals, but in this world,
you can't come back to life.
**[06:10] ---**
So just make sure you don't die, everyone!
**[06:13] ---**
Something wrong?
**[06:14] ---**
Nothing...
**[06:16] ---**
W-What happens to my "Return by Death"?
**[06:20] ---**
In my old world, when I died,
I went back to my save point...
**[06:23] ---**
But if that doesn't work in this world,
**[06:26] ---**
if I die it's over.
**[06:28] ---**
No, I never really wanted to die
in the old world either.
**[06:32] ---**
But should I not say
those words here in this world?
**[06:37] ---**
I'll try it out.
**[06:38] ---**
Can you cover your ears?
**[06:43] ---**
I die and--
**[06:53] ---**
I came back!
**[06:57] ---**
So the penalty's still around...
**[07:01] ---**
I'm sorry, Lord Ains!
**[07:03] ---**
What are you doing here?!
**[07:08] ---**
I'm sorry, Lord Ains.
**[07:10] ---**
They just got excited and started running...
**[07:13] ---**
Why...?
**[07:15] ---**
I think it's my fault.
**[07:19] ---**
I have an ability that attracts mabeasts.
**[07:23] ---**
But I didn't think it worked on undead, too.
**[07:26] ---**
Some kind of curse?
**[07:29] ---**
Yeah.
**[07:31] ---**
So we've both got problems with curses, huh?
**[07:34] ---**
Both of us?
**[07:35] ---**
I'm curious about that, but first...
**[07:38] ---**
...I'd really appreciate it
if you could make him stop!
**[07:42] ---**
"I am a Bad Hamster"
**[07:43] ---**
So as you can see, it seems that
if we want to go back to our worlds,
**[07:47] ---**
we need to win at field day.
**[07:51] ---**
I vote no.
**[07:53] ---**
I'm pretty happy here.
**[07:55] ---**
So we don't need to win.
**[07:57] ---**
Nobody but you could say that when
everybody else wants to go home, Kazuma.
**[08:01] ---**
Hey, Kazuma!
**[08:02] ---**
You need to go back and
defeat the Demon King!
**[08:05] ---**
There's no way I can defeat the Demon King,
**[08:07] ---**
and it's nice and safe here in this world!
So I don't want to work hard--
**[08:10] ---**
Impossible.
**[08:12] ---**
With Lord Ains present,
defeat cannot be allowed.
**[08:16] ---**
Good point... I guess.
**[08:18] ---**
Correct.
**[08:19] ---**
No one starts a war intending to lose.
**[08:23] ---**
If we're going to do this,
we should give it our full effort.
**[08:27] ---**
Don't you all agree?
**[08:29] ---**
Subaru, let's all do our best, too!
**[08:31] ---**
Maybe I'll do my best, too,
for brother's sake, I suppose.
**[08:35] ---**
Do your best so I don't have to, Barusu.
**[08:37] ---**
One of us said she wouldn't
do her best, but we'll join in!
**[08:42] ---**
Aww, fine.
**[08:45] ---**
I'll work together with
all of you to win the day!
**[08:48] ---**
Did you really think I'd say that?!
**[08:50] ---**
Not a chance in hell!
**[08:52] ---**
I'm too lazy!
**[08:53] ---**
I'm not going to try at all!
**[08:55] ---**
Kazuma! That makes you a real scumbag, then!
**[08:57] ---**
Then I'm fine with being a scumbag.
**[08:59] ---**
Shut up.
**[09:01] ---**
I understand your point of view.
**[09:03] ---**
If you're not willing to do your best
of your own initiative, fine.
**[09:07] ---**
Don't worry about a thing.
**[09:09] ---**
The 203rd Aerial Mage Battalion will
put you through our special training course,
**[09:14] ---**
and make you into a real soldier!
**[09:16] ---**
What?
**[09:17] ---**
Captain Weiss!
**[09:18] ---**
Yes, Major!
**[09:20] ---**
What are those shovels for?
**[09:27] ---**
Take this! And this! And this!
**[09:33] ---**
Come on, cry! Scream!
**[09:35] ---**
Your sobbing is entertaining the others!
**[09:38] ---**
Did I do it right?
**[09:40] ---**
Great job! Thanks!
**[09:43] ---**
Oh? Oh?
**[09:45] ---**
Looks like you've still
got a lot of energy left.
**[09:48] ---**
I thought you were lazy!
**[09:51] ---**
He's starting to slow down.
**[09:53] ---**
Should we hit him with a big one?
**[09:56] ---**
Okay, I'll give him something special.
**[09:58] ---**
Here!
**[10:04] ---**
I can't help myself!
**[10:06] ---**
--Don't do it, Megumin!
--Explosion!
**[10:12] ---**
Doesn't that look fun, sis?
**[10:14] ---**
It sure does.
**[10:16] ---**
I'm more scared of her than anybody...
**[10:19] ---**
Yeah, probably smart.
**[10:21] ---**
She's causing quite a hootin'
and a hollerin', huh?
**[10:24] ---**
Nobody says "hootin' and
a hollerin'" anymore.
**[10:27] ---**
Stop talking and make her stop!
**[10:32] ---**
**[10:34] ---**
**[10:36] ---**
**[10:38] ---**
**[10:40] ---**
# E11 - Work Together! Field Day
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY3K3PPEY/work-together-field-day)
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**[00:02] ---**
"Field Day"
**[00:07] ---**
Let's all do our best today!
**[00:10] ---**
"Field Day"
**[00:10] ---**
Yeah!
**[01:42] ---**
I-I found you!
**[01:45] ---**
"Episode 11: Work Together! Field Day"
**[01:45] ---**
Oh, Yunyun!
**[01:46] ---**
"Field Day"
"Episode 11: Work Together! Field Day"
**[01:47] ---**
Megumin, today we're having that duel!
**[01:49] ---**
What's her deal? Friend of yours?
**[01:52] ---**
I've never seen her before in my life.
**[01:54] ---**
She's probably looking
for a different Megumin.
**[01:55] ---**
Hey, hold on! We're rivals for life!
**[01:59] ---**
So, what do you want?
**[02:01] ---**
Oh, right.
**[02:03] ---**
"Field Day"
**[02:05] ---**
We, Class 3, will win the field day today!
**[02:10] ---**
Oh, I guess there's a Class 3, too.
**[02:13] ---**
Yunyun.
**[02:14] ---**
What?
**[02:16] ---**
"Win"? Do you even know
what you do at a field day?
**[02:21] ---**
You and your friends in the class
work together to compete...
**[02:25] ---**
Do you have any friends
to work together with?
**[02:28] ---**
Of course I do!
**[02:29] ---**
Right now, my friends in my class are
sending me to buy some yakisoba pan!
**[02:35] ---**
Be quiet! You're making
me sad just listening!
**[02:37] ---**
Um, excuse me. Can I ask you a question?
**[02:42] ---**
Why do you have to go buy
yakisoba pan for these "friends"?
**[02:46] ---**
Emilia, cut that out, seriously.
**[02:48] ---**
Hey, bro!
**[02:51] ---**
Oh, Felt!
**[02:53] ---**
Geh! And Julius...
**[02:55] ---**
Sorry, bro, but Class 1 will win today!
**[02:59] ---**
"Geh"? That's some greeting.
**[03:01] ---**
Subaru, let's have a fair fight,
like true knights should.
**[03:04] ---**
Who's this dude? I don't think I like him.
**[03:07] ---**
Yeah, I get it.
**[03:11] ---**
I'm sorry, Lord Ains...
**[03:13] ---**
I had no idea we'd end
up on opposite sides...
**[03:19] ---**
Do not let it trouble you.
**[03:20] ---**
Yes, you combat maids, the Pleiades,
exist to be my shield.
**[03:26] ---**
But this is another world.
**[03:28] ---**
Now that we're in different classes,
there's no need to hold back.
**[03:32] ---**
I've no interest in this farce of a battle,
**[03:34] ---**
but let us both do our best as rival teams.
**[03:39] ---**
Thank you for your kind words.
**[03:43] ---**
Well, it's basically like the team
fights we did in the guild.
**[03:46] ---**
There is one matter for concern.
**[03:49] ---**
There's someone in our class
you should be concerned with...
**[03:53] ---**
Reinhard, correct?
**[03:55] ---**
He seems to have incredible abilities.
**[03:58] ---**
Yes. I'm sure he's no match for you,
**[04:02] ---**
but wanted to make sure you were aware.
**[04:03] ---**
Very well. I'll keep that in mind.
**[04:04] ---**
"Field Day"
**[04:08] ---**
Okay, now a word from the students.
**[04:13] ---**
Huh? Why's she our representative?
**[04:15] ---**
She said she really wanted to do it.
**[04:18] ---**
Attention, everyone!
**[04:20] ---**
It is now time for us to be
released from our oppression--
**[04:23] ---**
"Skipping This"
**[04:24] ---**
Are you okay, everyone?
**[04:26] ---**
This is easy.
**[04:27] ---**
Nice!
**[04:28] ---**
"Class 1" "Class 2" "Class 3"
**[04:31] ---**
Nice.
**[04:32] ---**
"Class 1" "Class 2" "Class 3"
**[04:33] ---**
Shalltear, are you okay?
**[04:33] ---**
"Big Breasts (Real)" "A Friend"
**[04:36] ---**
"Class 1" "Class 2" "Class 3"
**[04:37] ---**
Wait!
**[04:38] ---**
I will not wait.
**[04:39] ---**
I refuse.
**[04:40] ---**
"Class 1" "Class 2" "Class 3"
**[04:42] ---**
Well done.
**[04:43] ---**
Sorry, I've got a tug-of-war
divine protection.
**[04:46] ---**
You do not! There's no such thing!
**[04:47] ---**
"Class 1" "Class 2" "Class 3"
**[04:49] ---**
I'll use my skill, "Steal,"
to take all their balls.
**[04:52] ---**
Steal doesn't work!
**[04:54] ---**
Sorry. I've got a divine protection
against being stolen from.
**[04:56] ---**
Okay, that one sounds real!
**[04:58] ---**
"Class 1" "Class 2" "Class 3"
**[05:01] ---**
We're not getting any closer.
**[05:03] ---**
Subaru, what the hell is that guy?
**[05:05] ---**
I warned you. He's on a whole other level.
**[05:08] ---**
Seems like you're having a hard tiiiime.
**[05:12] ---**
Mr. Ros-chi!
**[05:13] ---**
But don't worry.
**[05:15] ---**
The cavalry match at the end
is your chance to wiiiin.
**[05:20] ---**
The cavalry match at the end will
give the winner 100 million points.
**[05:27] ---**
See?
**[05:28] ---**
Then what was the point of the other events?!
**[05:35] ---**
We will entrust everything to you, my lord.
**[05:38] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[05:40] ---**
Good luck, Major!
**[05:42] ---**
Yes, I'll show them the power
of an imperial soldier!
**[05:46] ---**
Good luck, Subaru!
**[05:48] ---**
Subaru, don't push yourself too hard.
**[05:50] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[05:52] ---**
I'm sure you'll just get in the way,
**[05:54] ---**
but try not to be so useless that we lose.
**[05:57] ---**
Kazuma, go pretend to be
a horse and get stepped on.
**[05:59] ---**
Then get knocked to the ground
and stepped on more...
**[06:02] ---**
I'm starting to get jealous!
**[06:04] ---**
I'm getting tired.
**[06:05] ---**
Just finish this up fast, okay? Fast.
**[06:08] ---**
How come I'm the only one
who gets treated this way?
**[06:12] ---**
Let's go, guys!
**[06:13] ---**
Right!
**[06:16] ---**
Huh? Where's Class 3?
**[06:19] ---**
Is Class 3 just Yunyun?
**[06:22] ---**
What are you staring at? Focus!
**[06:24] ---**
R-Right!
**[06:25] ---**
Let's go, men!
**[06:26] ---**
To victory!
**[06:27] ---**
Right!
**[06:35] ---**
Well done, bro.
**[06:37] ---**
Thanks.
**[06:38] ---**
I'd love it if you just let us have the win.
**[06:42] ---**
Sorry, Subaru. I can't do that.
**[06:45] ---**
You of all people should know that...
**[06:49] ---**
"Field Day"
**[06:53] ---**
Yunyun?
**[06:54] ---**
What?
**[06:55] ---**
Why are you here when you're in Class 3?
**[06:57] ---**
Do you not have any friends
in your class after all?
**[07:00] ---**
I do!
**[07:01] ---**
Your class isn't participating in the event.
**[07:04] ---**
Does this "Class 3" you were
talking about even exist?
**[07:08] ---**
Shut up.
**[07:09] ---**
To be honest, there's no way
we win in a straight-up fight.
**[07:12] ---**
But if we can split them up,
we may be able to win.
**[07:15] ---**
Ains.
**[07:18] ---**
Can you handle Reinhard?
**[07:20] ---**
That's a big responsibility.
**[07:22] ---**
Okay.
**[07:23] ---**
Okay, follow the plan...
**[07:25] ---**
Now, a sudden shocking announcement.
**[07:29] ---**
The teacher team will be
participating in the last event.
**[07:30] ---**
"Class 1" "Class 2" "Class 3"
**[07:32] ---**
"Teachers" "Class 1" "Class 2"
**[07:34] ---**
Also, the event is worth 100 million points,
**[07:37] ---**
so whoever wins is automatically
the winner of the event.
**[07:41] ---**
Mr. Ros-chi?
**[07:42] ---**
Hi.
**[07:43] ---**
Vanir!
**[07:44] ---**
What's wrong?
**[07:45] ---**
Spooked because you thought
it was the last battle
**[07:46] ---**
but now you're fighting someone else?
**[07:48] ---**
Mr. Rerugen?
**[07:50] ---**
Why... Why me?
**[07:51] ---**
I thought he'd be here somewhere...
**[07:54] ---**
Pandora's Actor!
**[07:55] ---**
Father!
**[07:58] ---**
Father?
**[07:59] ---**
No!
**[08:00] ---**
So you see,
**[08:02] ---**
you can't win unless you defeat usss!
**[08:05] ---**
You can't work with us to get us home?
**[08:09] ---**
As a teacher, I'm afraid I can't.
**[08:13] ---**
Hit us hard as you can!
**[08:17] ---**
I don't like this.
**[08:18] ---**
A knight would be shamed if he
allowed his duel to be interrupted.
**[08:23] ---**
Okay, then we're all thinking the same thing!
**[08:25] ---**
Right!
**[08:26] ---**
Reinhard!
**[08:27] ---**
Understood.
**[08:28] ---**
Subaru, we request that Class 2
work with us as allies!
**[08:35] ---**
Don't get the wrong idea!
**[08:37] ---**
First we beat the teachers and then we fight!
**[08:41] ---**
Felt!
**[08:42] ---**
Yup! I'm counting on you too, Kazuma!
**[08:45] ---**
Chris...
**[08:46] ---**
Yeah, got it!
**[08:48] ---**
Okay, let's go, guys!
**[08:50] ---**
Right!
**[08:52] ---**
What's wrong?
**[08:53] ---**
I feel like my position is under threat.
**[08:57] ---**
"Field Day"
**[09:00] ---**
Well, that's a problem.
**[09:02] ---**
You're both very strooong!
**[09:06] ---**
I guess we'll have to get a little serious!
**[09:08] ---**
"Field Day"
**[09:10] ---**
Come forth, my servants!
**[09:13] ---**
Watch out! They explode!
**[09:15] ---**
I don't care!
**[09:16] ---**
We charge right at our goal!
**[09:18] ---**
Greater Teleportation!
**[09:22] ---**
Got ya!
**[09:25] ---**
Lord Ains! So we must
clash, as father and son!
**[09:29] ---**
You're not his son!
**[09:31] ---**
Trans... form!
**[09:36] ---**
Greater Teleportation!
**[09:42] ---**
Got... you?
**[09:47] ---**
Julius!
**[09:48] ---**
Al Clauselia!
**[09:51] ---**
What is this light?
**[09:52] ---**
Bind!
**[09:59] ---**
Got one!
**[10:01] ---**
Thanks, Chris!
**[10:02] ---**
Oh nooooo!
**[10:05] ---**
Well doooone!
**[10:09] ---**
It's a student's nature to charge at a great
enemy, never doubting in their victory!
**[10:15] ---**
But if you think you've
beaten us, you're wrong!
**[10:20] ---**
Formation Quartet!
**[10:24] ---**
Is that allowed? And that's
not a quartet, it's a trio!
**[10:28] ---**
Now, the battle's just beginning!
**[10:36] ---**
--Take this! And this!
--W-Wait!
**[10:40] ---**
This is way too high-level for me...
**[10:42] ---**
You know...
**[10:43] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:44] ---**
Am I the only one who
feels bad for Mr. Rerugen?
**[10:48] ---**
You're not.
**[10:50] ---**
It seems the teachers are
at a slight disadvantage.
**[10:55] ---**
Shall we send it in, then?
**[10:59] ---**
"It," huh?
**[11:01] ---**
Let's see how you handle this, students.
**[11:05] ---**
Push the button.
**[11:25] ---**
Lord Ains!
**[11:33] ---**
What the hell is that?
**[11:35] ---**
That's...
**[11:36] ---**
The mobile fortress...
**[11:39] ---**
Destroyer...
**[11:43] ---**
Okay, time for the main eveeeent.
**[11:51] ---**
**[11:53] ---**
# E12 - Band Together! Quartet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G624VZM0Y/band-together-quartet)
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**[00:04] ---**
What the hell is that?
**[00:06] ---**
That's the mobile fortress, Destroyer!
**[00:08] ---**
It's an ancient superweapon from our world,
**[00:10] ---**
which is so powerful that even
the Demon King ran from it!
**[00:12] ---**
Even the Demon King?
**[00:14] ---**
Wait, it's not part of the game.
**[00:16] ---**
Can't we just ignore it?
**[00:18] ---**
Looks like the answer is no.
**[00:21] ---**
Look at that.
**[00:25] ---**
Are you serious?
**[00:27] ---**
We are serious!
**[00:30] ---**
Now, students...
**[00:32] ---**
It's time for round 2!
**[00:35] ---**
"Episode 12: Band Together! Quartet"
**[00:42] ---**
Hurry, or there'll be nowhere to run!
**[00:45] ---**
Father! Oh, my wonderful father!
**[00:47] ---**
I, Pandora's Actor, will live up to
your expectations for me!
**[01:03] ---**
How annoying this must be for you!
**[01:05] ---**
Your frustration is delicious! Delicious!
**[01:08] ---**
Watch out!
**[01:09] ---**
I'll protect you!
**[01:17] ---**
This is hopeless. Let's give up.
**[01:19] ---**
Do you think something
good'll happen if we give up?
**[01:22] ---**
No, you're right.
**[01:25] ---**
But I may be able to grab
his headband with "Steal"!
**[01:28] ---**
"Steal"?
**[01:29] ---**
It'll be faster to show than explain!
**[01:30] ---**
Steal!
**[01:35] ---**
Okay, I'll "Steal" from these guys!
**[01:38] ---**
What are you doing?
**[01:41] ---**
Why? It's never failed like this before.
**[01:44] ---**
Listen, are you really...
**[01:45] ---**
No, listen! My luck is
my one good stat! I mean it!
**[01:49] ---**
Kazuma!
**[01:50] ---**
This world alters your stats!
**[01:53] ---**
The rules from your old
world don't apply here.
**[01:55] ---**
But I can steal your panties!
**[01:57] ---**
Did you have to say that now?
**[01:59] ---**
Well, it's clearly the last boss.
**[02:01] ---**
One-shot magic doesn't work on the last boss.
**[02:04] ---**
You guys had better get moving!
**[02:14] ---**
Subaru.
**[02:16] ---**
I have a suggestion.
**[02:18] ---**
We should decide who's going to fight who.
**[02:20] ---**
That's a good idea.
**[02:22] ---**
So, what's the plan?
**[02:23] ---**
We'll handle the teachers.
**[02:25] ---**
You take the big one...
**[02:27] ---**
Wait!
**[02:28] ---**
That thing is clearly the
more powerful of the two!
**[02:31] ---**
Shouldn't you guys be the ones to handle it?
**[02:34] ---**
Sorry. My "let someone else take
the spotlight" Divine Protection activated...
**[02:38] ---**
No way! That one is not real!
**[02:40] ---**
It's hard to tell if that's
even a Divine Protection.
**[02:43] ---**
Stop whining!
**[02:44] ---**
You're a man, right? So do it!
**[02:46] ---**
Live strong!
**[02:47] ---**
You heard her, guys!
**[02:49] ---**
Take care of it!
**[02:51] ---**
Skill: Bind!
**[02:53] ---**
Oh?
**[02:54] ---**
But an attack like this
won't even slow us down!
**[02:57] ---**
That's good enough!
**[02:59] ---**
You fight us, teachers!
**[03:04] ---**
Good luck, Subaru!
**[03:06] ---**
Hey!
**[03:10] ---**
Now, what do we do with this thing?
**[03:13] ---**
If only it had a weak point...
**[03:15] ---**
--It doesn't.
--That was fast.
**[03:17] ---**
It doesn't.
**[03:18] ---**
Would it kill you to
think about it for a second?
**[03:20] ---**
It doesn't. Give up.
**[03:21] ---**
Hey, Ains.
**[03:24] ---**
Can a "Lord of Death" summon
a bunch of undead and stuff?
**[03:28] ---**
Yes, I can.
**[03:29] ---**
Okay, then I'll...
**[03:31] ---**
Watch out!
**[03:34] ---**
Jewel Protective Core!
**[03:38] ---**
It won't hold!
**[03:39] ---**
Tanya, who do you think you're talking to?
**[03:44] ---**
I am the lord of the Great Tomb
of Nazarick, the Sorcerer-King,
**[03:49] ---**
and vice-representative of this class!
**[03:53] ---**
Body of Effulgent Beryl!
**[04:01] ---**
Astonishing.
**[04:02] ---**
Why are you standing with us, Mr. Rerugen?
**[04:05] ---**
Well done, Ains!
**[04:16] ---**
Now...
**[04:18] ---**
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
**[04:19] ---**
--Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
--The rest...
**[04:21] ---**
...I leave to you three!
**[04:29] ---**
Now, I need to maintain this world, don't I?
**[04:34] ---**
Undeath Army!
**[04:39] ---**
All of you! Keep this world safe!
**[04:45] ---**
I don't know how how I feel about
having undead protect the world.
**[04:48] ---**
Everybody's so nice.
**[04:50] ---**
I still refuse to accept that, though.
**[04:53] ---**
Wait, aren't there are
a few too many around me?
**[04:55] ---**
There was a reason you asked me, right?
**[05:00] ---**
The rest is in your hands, Subaru.
**[05:02] ---**
So what's the plan now?
**[05:04] ---**
A decapitation strike.
**[05:07] ---**
I'll fly directly above him
and grab his headband.
**[05:10] ---**
But if we get hit with a
beam first, we're dead!
**[05:14] ---**
Oh, fine.
**[05:17] ---**
I'll distract him.
**[05:19] ---**
Are you serious?
**[05:21] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:22] ---**
Kazuma, use your skill, "Stealth,"
to get Tanya close to him.
**[05:26] ---**
Subaru, you don't come back to life here!
**[05:29] ---**
Yeah, that's right. I know.
**[05:33] ---**
But that's normal, isn't it?
**[05:35] ---**
And in my case, I'm actually
used to it being worse than that.
**[05:40] ---**
Not that anybody knows.
**[05:43] ---**
It's targeting us!
**[05:45] ---**
And that's why.
**[05:46] ---**
That's why what?
**[05:47] ---**
That's why, when in a fight
where I'm risking my life,
**[05:51] ---**
I won't lose to anybody!
**[05:54] ---**
Bench press 80 kilograms!
**[06:02] ---**
Subaru!
**[06:03] ---**
I'm fine! Just go!
**[06:06] ---**
Subaru!
**[06:07] ---**
Don't worry, Emilia.
**[06:10] ---**
He'll be fine.
**[06:11] ---**
Subaru will be just fine.
**[06:14] ---**
Anybody who can hear me, cover your ears!
**[06:16] ---**
Wait, nobody can hear me!
**[06:19] ---**
I die and come back to--
**[06:24] ---**
I'm back!
**[06:27] ---**
And there's the undead!
**[06:33] ---**
What the hell?
**[06:35] ---**
Subaru!
**[06:47] ---**
Snipe. Snipe. Snipe.
**[06:50] ---**
You're amazing.
**[06:52] ---**
Snipe.
**[06:53] ---**
You think?
**[06:54] ---**
Snipe.
**[06:55] ---**
Then why not...
**[06:56] ---**
Snipe.
**[06:57] ---**
...be a little...
**[06:58] ---**
Snipe.
**[06:59] ---**
...nicer to...
**[07:00] ---**
Snipe.
**[07:01] ---**
...me?!
**[07:03] ---**
Yeah, got it.
**[07:04] ---**
And this is my last...
**[07:07] ---**
Snipe!
**[07:11] ---**
Okay, that's all I can do for you.
**[07:14] ---**
Yeah. Thanks for getting me here.
**[07:16] ---**
By the way...
**[07:17] ---**
What?
**[07:18] ---**
My luck is my one good stat.
**[07:21] ---**
Then you're the opposite of me.
**[07:24] ---**
So I know it'll go fine!
**[07:27] ---**
Okay, here I go!
**[07:28] ---**
Yeah, good lu--
**[07:30] ---**
Aaah!
**[07:38] ---**
Damn it! Why is this happening to me?
**[07:41] ---**
I want to go home and take a bath!
**[07:43] ---**
Steal!
**[07:52] ---**
I told you... I'm lucky!
**[07:59] ---**
Yeah, you were telling the truth.
**[08:01] ---**
If you were an Imperial,
I'd conscript you on the spot.
**[08:05] ---**
Now, it's time to put an end to this farce.
**[08:10] ---**
Lord, in you and only you there is truth.
**[08:15] ---**
I pray that you open for me a path!
**[08:50] ---**
"Class 2"
"100 Million Points"
**[08:54] ---**
One hundred million points!
**[09:01] ---**
But... we didn't get to go home at all!
**[09:05] ---**
I just said "maybe" you could go home.
**[09:10] ---**
Well, either's fine with me.
**[09:12] ---**
It's not fine! We need to go home
and defeat the Demon King!
**[09:16] ---**
No matter what world we're in,
I'll never change!
**[09:20] ---**
I don't mind this world so much either.
**[09:22] ---**
Et tu, you two?!
**[09:23] ---**
But...
**[09:25] ---**
You don't mind it that much, do you?
**[09:28] ---**
I guess not.
**[09:29] ---**
I need to ensure that this peace
doesn't dull my edge.
**[09:33] ---**
Major?
**[09:34] ---**
I'm sure this is all part
of his plan, anyway!
**[09:37] ---**
Is he trying to make me die of shock?
**[09:39] ---**
Major?
**[09:40] ---**
It just doesn't seem right, huh, Beako?
**[09:42] ---**
I saw it coming.
**[09:44] ---**
Just the result I expected, I suppose.
**[09:45] ---**
But...
**[09:46] ---**
Huh?
**[09:47] ---**
I'm really having fun right now!
**[09:50] ---**
Yes. Every day here is so much fun.
**[09:52] ---**
Yes. It's not bad.
**[09:55] ---**
Yes. It's not bad at all.
**[09:57] ---**
Ever since we came here,
**[09:59] ---**
the Floor Guardians
are becoming more and more independent.
**[10:03] ---**
When you think of it that way...
**[10:06] ---**
Maybe this no-good world
isn't so bad after all.
**[10:09] ---**
Oh, right.
**[10:11] ---**
I forgot something important.
**[10:16] ---**
Transfer students are joining the class!
**[10:25] ---**
Come in!
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"Season 2 Coming Soon"