# E4 - War Game - War Game
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6J0PQ9WR/war-game--war-game)
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There he is!
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He's come back!
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I've returned, Goddess!
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Welcome back, Bell-kun.
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Let's go. It's time for our War Game!
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Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
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Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
***SIGN*** War Game
War Game
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Okay. Be careful, Bell-kun.
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Okay, Goddess!
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Tell the others who are already there
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that I'll be waiting for
your triumphant return!
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Okay! I'll see you later!
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Hey, you're the Little Rookie, right?
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Y-Yes.
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Yeah? We're cheering for
you in the War Game.
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Good luck.
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Don't lose.
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Th-Thank you.
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Bell-san!
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Syr-san!
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That's dangerous!
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Take this!
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It's a good luck charm from
a certain adventurer.
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Syr-san!
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Good luck!
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I'll have a hot lunch ready for you!
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Okay!
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Let's win this.
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Let's win this and come back.
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For sure.
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So we just sit here in the
castle and wait for the enemy?
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What a boring game.
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The castle's going to fall.
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Cassandra...
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Another dream? Are you telling
us we're going to lose?
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If our commander, Hyakinthos,
survives three days, we win.
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If we take down the enemy commander, we win.
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With rules like that, how can we lose?
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But... please believe me, Daphne-chan.
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That's the last of it. Close the gates!
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No... if you let that inside...
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Hey, wait! Wait, I said!
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Why did you close the gate?
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Oh, were you there, Luan?
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You're so small, I couldn't see you there.
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What?
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Just start hauling.
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Why am I the only one who has
to haul something so big?
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Shut up. No complaining.
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It's over... The Trojan Horse
has been brought inside.
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Good morning, everyone!
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At last, it's the day of the War Game!
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I'm your MC, Ibri Achaa!
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My title is "Fire Inferno Flame!"
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Glad to be here!
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And commentary will be provided
by my familia's god, Ganesha-sama!
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Ganesha-sama, say something to the crowd!
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I am Ganesha!
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And there you have it, folks.
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Wow, everybody's all excited!
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War Games are practically
an industry in Orario.
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I'm sure the children who are being
used to create this spectacle hate it, though.
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Well, there's an unspoken rule
that we don't talk about that.
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There's Apollo.
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Hestia...
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Have you said your goodbyes to Bell Cranel?
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When I win this War Game
and he becomes mine,
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I'm going to have you leave Orario...
no, the Lower World.
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Hermes-sama, it's almost beginning.
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Okay, let's begin.
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Ouranos, give me permission
to use my power!
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Permission granted.
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Thirty thousand on the Apollo Familia!
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Fifty thousand here!
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Hey, we can't do this if
everybody's gonna bet on Apollo.
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One hundred thousand on the Hestia Familia!
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Mord, have you gone crazy?
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He's gonna lose all his money!
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Just you wait.
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Ais, it's starting!
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The clock has just struck noon!
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Let the War Game begin!
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It's begun, huh?
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But we've got three days.
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They won't attack immediately...
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Is that...
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They're here already?
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But it's just one! The fool!
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Wow! The attack started
as soon as the bell rang!
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Is that a magic sword?
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I see. Not a bad strategy.
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But I have over 100 soldiers.
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And you have only five.
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Is that enough to overcome
that difference?
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I never thought the day would come
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when I would use Crozzo's Magic Swords.
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Now come out!
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Damn it! What's going on outside?
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Magic swords! They're using
magic swords to attack us!
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What?
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Hyakinthos's orders are for 50 of us to
go outside and defeat the one out there!
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Fifty? That's half our forces!
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Any less and we'll just get
blown away by those magic swords!
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There's only one of them out there.
Just defeat her and come back!
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G-Get going!
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Fine. Let's go!
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The magic swords broke.
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Now! Get her!
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An elf?
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I pray to you, my god,
who destroys all things.
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Lead me from the highest heavens...
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The enemy's inside!
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They're going straight for Hyakinthos!
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Somebody! Anybody! Stop her!
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You're an elf, and yet you're using
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the accursed magic swords that
burned our people's villages?
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You should be ashamed!
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I'm afraid I have more important
concerns than my race's hatred.
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If helping a friend is shameful,
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then I'll be as shameful
as I have to be!
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She's strong!
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Don't falter. We'll get her now!
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Descend from the heavens
and rule over the earth!
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War God's Strike!
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Futsunomitama!
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You and I are gonna be here for a while.
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Is that gravity magic?
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The enemies who went after
her are stuck to the ground!
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A self-destructive attack
at this point in the game?!
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What do you think, Ganesha-sama?!
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I am Ganesha!
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Would you take this seriously?
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Hang in there, Mikoto.
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Take's girl is pretty amazing!
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Who is that masked adventurer? Lion?
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It's too fast.
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What is?
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The way the Apollo Familia is moving.
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The way they countered that magic sword,
the way they reacted to Mikoto-chan...
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It's too fast.
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Is someone telling them what to do?
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In battle, information is a weapon.
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And the faster you get it,
the more effective it is.
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But if some of that
information is poisonous,
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the poison will spread
through the body fast, too.
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And even a single drop of
poison can be lethal.
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What are you doing, Luan?
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Hey. Nice work with the disguise.
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You did great, Lili!
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Go on. I'll go cause some more chaos!
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Right!
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Yeah!
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Betrayal!
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One of the Apollo Familia is a traitor!
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Damn you, Luan!
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The enemy?
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When did they get in?
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I-I don't know!
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Sheesh... Anyway, we're not
letting them past this walkway.
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Mages, prepare your spells.
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Archers, advance!
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Fire on my signal!
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The enemy general is on top
of the tower! Go, Bell!
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Right!
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Fire!
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Burn to ash, dark karma!
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Damn!
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Hang on a minute.
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If you're an adventurer,
let's do things this way.
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Okay?
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Amazing, huh, Ais?
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Argonaut-kun made it all the way
to the tower where the general is!
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But if he had magic swords,
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he should've used them to just
rush the tower at the start.
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The bunny boy wants to finish
this with his own strength.
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He's a man.
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What a failure!
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How can I face Apollo-sama?
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Commander! Commander!
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Please, run!
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But alone, he's not threat!
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Please, listen to me! Please, run!
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Shut up!
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When he shows up, we take him down fast!
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But don't kill him. I'll finish him!
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Stroke of midnight's bell.
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Hurry to the tower!
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Who's there?
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The magic's gone!
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Get her!
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I'm not done yet!
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I got here thanks to everybody's help.
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But now, it's my turn!
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The lightning rises...
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Firebolt!
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What the hell?
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Damn it... This is impossible!
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Impossible! You're too fast!
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You're nothing like you were before.
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Who the hell are you?
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My name is love, beloved child of light!
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I offer my body to my son!
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Let me go, please!
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I unleash a ring of fire!
Let the cardinal winds come!
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Aro Zephyros!
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I won't let you stop Bell-sama!
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It's homing in on me?
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You can't escape!
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Firebolt!
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It's useless.
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Rubele!
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Bell-sama!
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You survived that, huh?
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I don't care what
Apollo-sama wants anymore!
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Die!
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* Sometimes when a person sees an opening,*
* their movements become easy to predict.*
**[18:05] (Flashback) ---**
This is what I was taught.
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A finishing blow is the closest
thing to letting your guard down.
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And just when you've almost been
beaten is when you truly have a chance.
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The battle is over!
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Nobody saw it coming!
The winners are the Hestia Family!
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I lost so much money!
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Well? Learn your lesson?
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Damn it! Take it at all.
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You, too. Here.
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Bell-san... I'm glad.
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Argonaut-kun is amazing!
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I can't believe he really won.
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Huh? Where are you going?
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None of your business.
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The Dungeon, maybe?
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The Dungeon, probably?
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The Dungeon, huh?
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Congratulations, Bell.
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N-No...
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Apollo...
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You're ready for what comes next, right?
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W-Wait...
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I didn't really mean it!
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Your child was just so cute, I...
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Shut. Up.
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You promised to give me anything
I wanted if I won, right?
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All of your property is confiscated.
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Your familia is splitting up.
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And you're eternally banished!
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Never set foot in Orario again!
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We really won, huh?
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Yeah. We had to bend the rules a little,
but I think we can be proud.
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Yeah.
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Welf... Mikoto-san...
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Ryu-san...
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Thank you!
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And...
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Lili, thanks for saving me.
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Bell-sama, was I useful to you?
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Yeah!
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I can go back to Orario because of you!
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Ta-dah!
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What do you think?
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From now on, this is our Home!
**[21:14] ---**
We took the Apollo Familia's mansion, huh?
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They blew up our old one.
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I won't let anybody complain.
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Right...
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Okay, there's lots of work to do.
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But first, this!
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Is this... a flame?
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Hestia-sama's symbol, the guardian flame.
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And...
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A bell?
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A bell... Bell?
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So it's Hestia-sama and Bell-sama!
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That's right!
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From now on, this is our emblem!
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Home
The Hearthfire Mansion
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Next time: "Home."