Season 2

E0 - Past & Future

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SIGN    Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?
[00:12] Hestia
    Bell-kun! DanMachi II is finally starting!
[00:15] Bell
    It sure is, Goddess.
[00:17] Bell
    I'm already excited for what new
    adventures and encounters await us.
[00:23] Hestia
    I'd expect nothing else
    from you, Bell-kun.
[00:25] Hestia
    But before we begin this new adventure,
    there's something we have to do first.
[00:31] Bell
    Huh? What's that?
[00:33] Hestia
    There are people that don't
    really know about us,
[00:36] Hestia
    so we're going to tell them who we are.
[00:39] Hestia
    We're going to tell them all
    about our love story thus far!
[00:44] Bell
    L-L-Love story?
[00:47] Hestia
    Encounters, farewells, reunions...
[00:50] Hestia
    The night where we proclaimed
    our love for each other...
[00:52] Hestia
    The night where we embraced,
    and then finally—
[00:56] Bell
    W-W-W-Wait a sec, Goddess! I'm pretty
    sure none of that happened.
[00:59] Hestia
    But showing everyone what's happened
    up until now is a good idea, isn't it?
[01:04] Bell
    Y-Yeah, I guess you're right.
[01:07] Bell
    I would like a lot of
    people to know about us.
[01:11] Bell
    All about the adventures you and
    I have had up until this point.
[01:16] Hestia
    All right, let's go!
[01:19] Hestia
    Our beloved memories of love start now!
SIGN    Past & Future
[01:31] Bell
    We live in the labyrinth city of Orario.
[01:35] Bell
    In this city where the Dungeon exists,
[01:37] Bell
    many adventurers and deities gather,
    making it a very passionate city.
[01:42] Hestia
    Well, I don't know if people will
    really understand what we're talking about
[01:46] Hestia
    if we just suddenly mention
    adventurers and deities,
[01:48] Hestia
    so to explain in a bit more detail...
[01:54] Hestia
    We deities can offer our "children"
    the power to fight monsters,
[01:57] Hestia
    which we call our blessing.
[02:00] Bell
    You're talking about the status that
    gets engraved into our backs, right?
[02:04] Bell
    With this, we can become adventurers
    that can fight monsters.
[02:08] Hestia
    Yes! And then the deity who gave the
    blessing and the adventurer who received it
[02:13] Hestia
    become a familia.
[02:15] Hestia
    Just like you and me, Bell-kun.
[02:18] Bell
    Once you have a big familia,
    there are a lot of adventurers,
[02:22] Bell
    but our familia is just the
    two of us so far, right?
[02:25] Hestia
    I don't see a problem with that.
[02:28] Hestia
    The Hestia Familia is the familia of
    our love, and I have no problem with it
[02:32] Hestia
    just being the two of us forever.
[02:35] Hestia
    What do you think, Bell-kun?
[02:37] Bell
    Huh? E-Er, I... S-So what else
    do we have to explain?
[02:42] Hestia
    Why won't you answer me, Bell-kun?!
[02:46] Bell
    Er, i-i-in that case... Oh, I know!
[02:48] Bell
    We have to tell them about the Dungeon!
[02:50] Hestia
    W-Well, I guess you have a point.
[02:53] Hestia
    The Dungeon is an underground labyrinth
    where monsters are born.
[02:57] Hestia
    Needless to say, it's dangerous,
[03:00] Hestia
    but there are plenty of opportunities
    to gain lots of fame and money.
[03:04] Bell
    That's why people all over this
    world gather in this city, right?
[03:09] Hestia
    Well, that includes you,
    too, doesn't it, Bell-kun?
[03:12] Bell
    In my case, I wasn't really after money.
[03:15] Bell
    I was always fascinated by the heroes
    that would appear in heroic tales.
[03:20] Bell
    And also, there are the words
    that my grandfather left me.
[03:23] Gramps
    Bell, an adventurer needs to
    pick up his girls in a dungeon.
[03:29] Gramps
    You save a weak female
    adventurer from a hideous monster,
[03:32] Gramps
    she's grateful, and the two
    of you get to know each other.
[03:34] Gramps
    That's the best part of being an adventurer.
[03:39] Bell
    At first, I thought something like
    that could actually happen, but...
[04:17] (Flashback) Ais
    Hey...
[04:19] (Flashback) Ais
    Are you all right?
[04:25] Bell
    The one who saved me here
    was Ais Wallenstein-san.
[04:30] Bell
    She's a member of the greatest familia
    in the city, the Loki Familia,
[04:32] Bell
    and she is Level 5.
[04:34] Bell
    Her title is "Sword Princess."
[04:38] Bell
    She's super-strong, cool,
    and the one I admire the most!
[04:44] Bell
    Huh? What's wrong, Goddess?
[04:47] Hestia
    Give me a break! Your voice changes
    whenever you talk about Wallenwhatsit.
[04:52] Hestia
    Honestly, you're so...
[04:54] Bell
    U-Um... Can I go ahead, Goddess?
[05:01] (Flashback) Guy
    A monster!
[05:04] (Flashback) Hestia
    A monster?
[05:05] Bell
    The Monsterphilia incident...
    That was rough.
[05:09] Hestia
    It was. Who would've thought a
    monster would appear in Orario?
[05:14] Hestia
    It came running after me,
    and it was a real mess.
[05:17] Hestia
    But...
[05:28] (Flashback) Hestia
    It's okay, Bell-kun.
[05:33] (Flashback) Hestia
    I'll say it again.
[05:35] (Flashback) Hestia
    I'll bring you victory.
[05:38] (Flashback) Bell
    Yeah.
[05:40] (Flashback) Hestia
    You'll believe in me, right?
[05:42] (Flashback) Bell
    Yeah!
[05:42] (Flashback) Hestia
    Okay, go!
[05:46] Hestia
    Go, go, go!
[05:48] Hestia
    Look at you go, Bell-kun!
[06:18] Hestia
    You're so cool! Let's watch
    that one more time, Bell-kun!
[06:22] Hestia
    One more time from when
    you start running!
[06:24] Bell
    Wait! Please don't, Goddess...
[06:27] Bell
    Besides, the only
    reason I was able to win here
[06:30] Bell
    was because of the knife you gave me.
[06:33] Hestia
    Well, I'm happy to hear that.
[06:36] Bell
    Come to think of it, how did
    you get that knife made?
[06:40] Bell
    Any weapon forged by the goddess
    of the forge, Hephaistios-sama,
[06:44] Bell
    should've been really expensive.
[06:46] Hestia
    Huh? Oh, uh, well...
[06:55] Hestia
    Y-You can say it was just...
    goddess-grade negotiating tactics.
[07:02] Bell
    Wow... I don't really get it,
     but that sounds amazing!
[07:06] Hestia
    Yeah, uh... it'll really make
    you tingle... in the legs.
[07:12] Bell
    Tingle?
[07:14] Hestia
    Come to think of it... I wonder how
    much of that loan I have left to pay off.
[07:18] Hestia
    Reality's starting to sink in.
[07:20] Bell
    G-Goddess, you seem really
    bummed out all of a sudden.
[07:24] Hestia
    So, uh... What happened
    after this, again?
[07:28] (Flashback) Lady
    You almost got yourself killed on
    the Fifth Floor not that long ago!
[07:32] (Flashback) Lady
    What are you going to do on the Seventh?!
[07:34] (Flashback) Lady
    How stupid can you be?
[07:36] Bell
    I wanted to explore the Dungeon further,
[07:38] Bell
    but then, my advisor back
    at the Guild, Eina-san,
[07:42] Bell
    told me that I should form a party.
[07:45] Hestia
    And she was exactly right. You'd been
    going into the Dungeon solo up until then.
[07:52] Bell
    I did always want people to explore
    the Dungeon with me, though.
[07:56] Bell
    And that's when Lili appeared before me.
[08:00] (Flashback) Lili
    Mister! Mister!
[08:02] (Flashback) Lili
    You with the white hair!
[08:04] (Flashback) Lili
    Hello, mister!
[08:06] (Flashback) Lili
    Sorry to bother you, but are
    you looking for a supporter?
[08:09] Bell
    Liliruca Arde... She belongs to the
    Soma Familia and is Level 1.
[08:14] Bell
    This is when she first talked to me.
[08:17] Bell
    That sure takes me back.
[08:21] Hestia
    There's that lousy Miss Supporter!
[08:25] Bell
    What do you mean by that?
[08:26] Hestia
    Oh, come on! You can totally tell she
    had ulterior motives from the start!
[08:31] Hestia
    Honestly, you can never let
    your guard down with her!
[08:34] Bell
    G-Goddess, I think that's enough.
[08:37] Hestia
    Jeez... Not to mention, wasn't Miss Supporter
     originally after the knife you had?
[08:46] Bell
    Well... Lili had a lot
    going on back then.
[08:54] (Flashback) Guy
    There.
[08:59] (Flashback) Guy
    Better than usual, huh?
[09:01] (Flashback) Guy
    But that's still not nearly
    enough, is it, Arde?
[09:04] (Flashback) Guy
    Who's responsible for the fact that a
[09:07] (Flashback) Guy
    useless supporter like you can be
    part of the Soma Familia with us?
[09:13] (Flashback) Lili
    It's thanks to you adventurers.
[09:16] Bell
    Lili had been mistreated by adventurers
    for quite some time, so she hated them.
[09:22] Bell
    And in order for her to obtain
    her freedom, she needed money.
[09:27] Hestia
    Yes, that's right.
[09:29] Hestia
    And you're the one who saved her,
     aren't you, Bell-kun?
[09:36] Lili
    I was so lonely.
[09:38] Lili
    I wanted to be with someone.
[09:40] Lili
    I wanted to be needed.
[09:43] Lili
    But...
[09:45] Lili
    It's over now.
[09:47] Lili
    I can finally die.
[09:48] Lili
    I can finally end this.
[09:50] Lili
    The me who can't do anything.
[09:52] Lili
    The weak me.
[09:54] Lili
    The small me.
[09:56] Lili
    The worthless me.
[09:57] Lili
    The lonely me.
[10:02] Lili
    I'm finally going to...
[10:03] (Flashback) Bell
    Lili!
[10:04] (Flashback) Lili
    Am I going to die?
[10:06] (Flashback) Bell
    Firebolt!
[10:16] (Flashback) Lili
    Bell-sama...
[10:18] (Flashback) Lili
    How did you get here?
[10:21] (Flashback) Bell
    I'm glad I made it in time.
[10:23] (Flashback) Lili
    Why?
[10:26] (Flashback) Lili
    Why? Why did you save me?
[10:29] (Flashback) Lili
    Why aren't you abandoning me?
[10:36] (Flashback) Bell
    It's because you're you.
[10:39] (Flashback) Bell
    I wanted to save you because you're you.
[10:43] (Flashback) Bell
    I didn't want you to leave,
    because you're you.
[10:49] (Flashback) Bell
    I can't find another reason.
[10:51] (Flashback) Bell
    I don't need another reason to save you.
[10:57] (Flashback) Bell
    Lili, if you're in trouble, talk to me.
[11:02] (Flashback) Bell
    I'm an idiot, so I won't understand
    unless you say something.
[11:06] (Flashback) Bell
    But I'll save you.
[11:12] (Flashback) Lili
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[11:15] (Flashback) Lili
    I'm sorry!
[11:17] (Flashback) Bell
    Yeah.
[11:20] Bell
    It's hard to even imagine a time when
    Lili wasn't in my party anymore.
[11:25] Bell
    She's a precious friend.
[11:28] (Flashback) Ais
    There's no one who can
    teach you how to fight?
[11:32] (Flashback) Bell
    N-No...
[11:37] (Flashback) Ais
    Then...
[11:39] (Flashback) Ais
    Want me to teach you?
[11:45] Hestia
    That's Wallenwhatsit!
[11:48] Bell
    Please don't glare at her like that.
[11:50] Bell
    She was training me back then.
[11:54] Hestia
    Well, I guess I have to admit
    that she helped you out.
[12:00] Hestia
    And if she hadn't trained you then...
[12:03] Bell
    Right.
[12:05] Bell
    I would've probably fallen
    to that monster...
[12:14] Bell
    The Minotaur. I didn't expect
    it to appear on that floor.
[12:20] Bell
    I can't believe I had to fight it...
[12:22] Hestia
    Even now, it's crazy to think about.
[12:25] Hestia
    You were Level 1 back then.
[12:27] Hestia
    There's no way you should've
    been able to stand a chance.
[12:31] (Flashback) Ais
    Are you all right?
[12:33] (Flashback) Ais
    You did your best. I'll save you now.
[12:36] Hestia
    But you fought anyway.
[12:40] (Flashback) Bell
    I can't...
[12:42] (Flashback) Bell
    I can't let Ais Wallenstein save me again!
[12:48] Bell
    Yes. That was my first real adventure.
[13:13] Hestia
    Every adventurer has a level.
[13:16] Hestia
    It's not something you obtain
    by increasing your status.
[13:19] Hestia
    In order for your level to go up,
    you have to go on adventures.
[13:22] Bell
    Right.
[13:25] (Flashback) Lili
    Bell-sama!
[13:27] (Flashback) Ais
    It's all right.
[13:41] (Flashback) Bell
    Firebolt!
[13:51] (Flashback) Bell
    Firebolt!
[14:00] (Flashback) Bell
    Firebolt!
[14:17] (Flashback) Lili
    Bell-sama...
[14:20] Hestia
    This adventure definitely
    made you stronger.
[14:24] Hestia
    I'm very proud of you, Bell-kun.
[14:27] Bell
    Thank you, Goddess.
[14:30] Hestia
    And so, you successfully ranked up.
[14:33] Hestia
    Into the Level 2 adventurer,
    the Little Rookie, Bell Cranel.
[14:39] Bell
    It's a bit embarrassing to hear it
     said out loud like that...
[14:42] Hestia
    The more your level goes up,
    the farther you can explore in the Dungeon.
[14:46] Hestia
    But for that, you need
    more party members.
[14:51] Bell
    Right around the time we were
    thinking that is when we met Welf.
[15:03] (Flashback) Welf
    If you're looking for Welf Crozzo's armor,
[15:05] (Flashback) Welf
    I've got it right here.
[15:09] Bell
    The blacksmith from the Hephaistios Familia,
    Welf Crozzo, who was Level 1.
[15:13] Hestia
    You always liked the equipment
    he made, didn't you?
[15:17] Bell
    Yes! That's why I was so happy that
    he made a direct contract with me.
[15:22] Bell
    And he even joined our party!
[15:24] Hestia
    That was a wonderful encounter.
[15:26] Hestia
    And I was happy that the newbie
    wasn't another girl for once.
[15:31] Bell
    You really thought that?
[15:35] Bell
    After Welf joined and we
    became a party of three,
[15:39] Bell
    we decided to head to the
    Middle Floors of the Dungeon.
[15:43] Hestia
    Unlike the Upper Floors
    that you had been exploring,
[15:46] Hestia
    the monsters became stronger
    and everything was different.
[15:50] Bell
    Yes. We went in thinking we
    were fully prepared, but...
[15:57] (Flashback) Lili
    There are more coming.
[16:00] (Flashback) Welf
    That's not all.
[16:06] (Flashback) Bell
    From both sides...?
[16:08] (Flashback) Welf
    Why are monsters so quick to
    attack on the Middle Floors?
[16:12] (Flashback) Lili
    Because it's the Middle Floors,
    I guess.
[16:15] Bell
    No matter how much we prepared, or how
    many more reliable party members we got,
[16:20] Bell
    the Dungeon wasn't
    actually that forgiving.
[16:24] Hestia
    Well, you did have some accidents.
    You couldn't help it.
[16:29] Hestia
    But I was worried to death because it
    was taking forever for you guys to come back.
[16:34] Bell
    I'm sorry. But I was so surprised...
[16:38] Bell
    To think that you'd come
    save us yourself, Goddess.
[16:42] Hestia
    Well, of course I did!
[16:45] Hestia
    If it's for you, Bell-kun, I'd dive
    into fire, water, or even the Dungeon!
[16:50] Hestia
    I'd go anywhere for you!
[16:54] Bell
    It really did make me happy, though.
[16:57] Bell
    Not just you, but also
    Mikoto-san and Hermes-sama...
[17:01] Bell
    Even Ryu-san showed up.
[17:04] Hestia
    That's how worried
    everyone was about you.
[17:07] Hestia
    You were actually in quite a
    bit of trouble, weren't you?
[17:10] Bell
    Well... Yes.
[17:21] (Flashback) Bell
    Lili! Welf!
[17:24] (Flashback) Ais
    Are you okay?
[17:31] Hestia
    Why the heck is Wallenwhatsit
    there again?!
[17:36] Bell
    I-I-I'm sorry! I don't
    know why, but I'm sorry!
[17:39] Bell
    Well, we managed to somehow make it to
    the Eighteenth Floor, which was a safety point,
[17:44] Bell
    and then the Loki Familia, which was
    coming back from an expedition, saved us.
[17:48] Hestia
    I know that, but... Hmph!
[17:53] Bell
    But the Eighteenth Floor
    really was surprising.
[17:57] Hestia
    Yes. It's home to the labyrinth utopia,
     the Under Resort.
[18:02] Hestia
    Who would've thought there'd
    even be a town inside the Dungeon?
[18:05] Bell
    I'll never forget the
    sight I saw that day.
[18:10] Hestia
    That definitely sounds like
    something you'd say, Bell-kun.
[18:14] Hestia
    Hey, wait a sec.
[18:16] Bell
    Is something wrong?
[18:18] Hestia
    By "the sight I saw that day,"
    you don't actually mean...
[18:22] Hestia
    What happened back then, do you?
[18:26] Bell
    Back then?
[18:28] (Flashback) Hermes
    Bell-kun, peeking is part of a man's romance.
[18:40] (Flashback) Girl
    Hey, it's the Argonaut!
[18:43] (Flashback) Girl
    What, did you come to take a bath, too?
[18:46] (Flashback) Girl
    I had you pegged as the
     quiet type. I'm impressed.
[18:49] Bell
    Th-That's not what I meant!
[18:50] Bell
    I mean, that was definitely a sight
    I'd never forget, but— I mean...
[18:57] Hestia
    I was shocked. What in the
    world were you thinking?
[19:01] Bell
    It was all a misunderstanding, Goddess!
[19:03] Bell
    I wasn't peeking!
[19:05] Hestia
    Oh, I know. I'm sure
    Hermes put you up to it.
[19:14] (Flashback) Bell
    I—
[19:15] (Flashback) Bell
    I'm sorry!
[19:25] (Flashback) Ais
    What's going on?
[19:28] (Flashback) Hermes
    The Dungeon hates us.
[19:30] (Flashback) Hermes
    Since we keep it locked
    up in a place like this.
[19:49] (Flashback) Hermes
    A Floor Boss? I knew it...
[19:52] Bell
    The Floor Boss that happened to appear then...
    What in the world was it?
[19:58] Bell
    I'd never encountered such
    a terrifying monster before.
[20:01] Hestia
    It's not just you, Bell-kun.
[20:04] Hestia
    That monster was definitely an irregular.
[20:06] Hestia
    It's not something you'd usually
    encounter in the Dungeon.
[20:11] Bell
    We had all those adventurers down there,
     and yet, no one stood a chance.
[20:19] Hestia
    But none of you ran away.
[20:25] Hestia
    All of you adventurers
    worked together and fought.
[20:35] Hestia
    You didn't give up,
     and faced that terrifying foe.
[20:46] Hestia
    And Bell-kun... You, too...
[20:55] Guy
    Let your longings burn.
[20:58] Guy
    Scream out your wishes.
[21:01] Hestia
    The skill that activated within you,
    the desire to be a hero, Argonaut...
[21:07] Hestia
    It gives you the possibility
    to upend any crisis.
[21:09] Hestia
    It's the ticket for any child
    ridiculously fascinated by heroes
[21:12] Hestia
    to become a hero themselves.
[21:28] Hestia
    Despite the extreme
    difference in power levels,
[21:31] Hestia
    that tiny little power
    allows you to fight back.
[21:35] Hestia
    In other words...
[21:39] Hestia
    It gives you a hero's strike!
[22:03] (Flashback) Lili
    Bell-sama! Bell-sama did it!
[22:12] Hestia
    Man, looking back at all this now...
    So much happened, didn't it?
[22:17] Bell
    You're right. They're all
    unforgettable memories.
[22:22] Bell
    What was the most memorable
    scene for you, Goddess?
[22:26] Hestia
    Huh? For me? Well, of course...
[22:30] Hestia
    It's the scene where you proclaimed
    your love for me, Bell-kun.
[22:35] Bell
    Say what?!
[22:36] Hestia
    "I love you, Goddess." After you
    said that, you held me tight,
[22:41] Hestia
    and then forcefully pushed me down!
[22:45] Bell
    Wait, wait, wait! That never happened!
[22:48] Hestia
    Jeez, no need to get so mad, Bell-kun.
[22:51] Hestia
    Who knows? That might just
    happen in DanMachi II.
[22:59] Bell
    Yeah, that's probably not happening.
[23:01] Bell
    But, well, after looking
    back at everything,
[23:04] Bell
    I'm looking forward to
    the future even more.
[23:07] Bell
    I wonder what kind of
    adventure awaits us.
[23:10] Bell
    What kind of new friends will we meet?
[23:12] Hestia
    Yeah, you're right.
[23:14] Hestia
    It'll be great to see everyone
    who's watching this again, too.
[23:17] Bell
    Right!
[23:18] Bell
    Oh, I have to head to the Dungeon.
[23:21] Bell
    Welf and Lili are waiting for me.
[23:24] Hestia
    I see. Run along, then.
[23:27] Hestia
    Be careful, Bell-kun!
[23:29] Bell
    I will. I'll see you later, Goddess!
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E1 - Party - Banquet of the Gods

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[00:23] ---
    Mikoto-sama, behind you!
[00:32] ---
    Firebolt!
[00:38] ---
    I thought we'd have more trouble,
    but it all worked out.
[00:41] ---
    Yeah. Thanks, Mikoto-san.
[00:44] ---
    There's no need for that.
    I'm the one who asked you to come.
[00:47] ---
    I can't get in your way.
[00:49] ---
    No, it's a huge help.
[00:51] ---
    Yeah. Just having one more person
    makes the Middle Floors a lot easier.
[00:57] ---
    Yeah. I didn't know how we were
    gonna survive the first time
[01:00] ---
    we came with just the three of us.
[01:03] ---
    I'm sorry. It was our own actions
    that put you in such danger.
[01:09] ---
    It's fine, Mikoto-san.
[01:11] ---
    It's over, right?
[01:12] ---
    But I can't just forget about it.
[01:14] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[01:16] ---
    The Middle Floors, huh?
[01:18] ---
    We still need to be careful,
[01:22] ---
    but being here feels a lot less
    reckless than it did before.
[01:26] ---
    I'm going to keep going.
[01:30] ---
    And get as close as I can...
[01:37] ---
    to the one I admire!
[01:40] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
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[01:45] ---
    Cheers!
[01:51] ---
    Congratulations on ranking up, Welf.
[01:53] ---
    Thanks!
[01:54] ---
    Level 2...
[01:56] ---
    As a master blacksmith
    from the Hephaistios family,
[01:59] ---
    the value of what you
    make will go up, too.
[02:02] ---
    Well, now I definitely can't make anything
    bad enough to embarrass my goddess.
[02:08] ---
    But this means our party
    is breaking up, right?
[02:13] ---
    You were only going into the Dungeon
    to rank up and get the Forge ability.
[02:19] ---
    There's no reason for
    you to stay with us.
[02:24] ---
    Stop looking like a pet
    rabbit somebody abandoned.
[02:27] ---
    I'm not going to just ditch you
    now that I got what I want.
[02:31] ---
    Don't worry.
[02:33] ---
    We'll stay together.
[02:37] ---
    It would've been nice if Mikoto came, too.
[02:40] ---
    We're not exactly strangers anymore.
[02:42] ---
    Well, she said she had something to do.
[02:45] ---
    She probably wanted to give us some privacy,
     since she's in a different Familia.
[02:49] ---
    So are all of us.
[02:53] ---
    That's right.
[02:58] ---
    Bell-sama, is it time
    for you to rank up again?
[03:01] ---
    Not yet.
[03:02] ---
    My ability scores have gone up a lot since
    I got back from the Eighteenth Floor, though.
[03:06] ---
    Give me a break! I finally
    caught up to you.
[03:09] ---
    I can't have you just
    sailing on to Level 3 like that.
[03:11] ---
    I think it's just a matter of time.
[03:14] ---
    Quiet.
[03:16] ---
    Level 3? Hah!
[03:19] ---
    I don't know if they call you
    the Record Holder or whatever,
[03:22] ---
    but you shouldn't try to
    con people all the time.
[03:26] ---
    A rabbit who's fast at
    running and nothing else
[03:29] ---
    ran from all the monsters until he ranked up!
[03:32] ---
    And now he says he's close to Level 3?
[03:35] ---
    If I were him, I'd be too
    embarrassed to leave my home.
[03:39] ---
    Sheesh...
[03:41] ---
    Just ignore him, Bell-sama.
[03:43] ---
    Oh, right.
[03:45] ---
    Look! Your comrades are just a bunch of
    random people from different familias.
[03:49] ---
    A failure of a blacksmith and
    a tiny shrimp for a supporter.
[03:53] ---
    I guess that's perfect for
    a cheating rookie, though!
[03:59] ---
    I guess you can't help it, though.
[04:01] ---
    The cowardly rabbit's familia
    is the weakest of them all.
[04:05] ---
    The lowest of the low.
[04:06] ---
    It's led by a failure of
    a goddess with no dignity
[04:11] ---
    and no authority, just her enormous boobs.
[04:15] ---
    Take that back!
[04:17] ---
    B-Bell-sama!
[04:21] ---
    You're mad because I'm right, huh?
[04:23] ---
    Tell the truth!
[04:25] ---
    You're embarrassed to be the child
    of that tiny goddess, aren't you?
[04:34] ---
    My hand slipped!
[04:35] ---
    You bastard!
[04:35] ---
    Damn it!
[04:39] ---
    This is the problem with adventurers.
[04:52] ---
    Who else wants some?
[04:54] ---
    I do.
[05:04] ---
    Welf!
[05:11] ---
    Bell-sama!
[05:13] ---
    Is that all you've got, Little Rookie?
[05:16] ---
    But I've only given you a few love taps.
[05:18] ---
    He's with the Apollo Familia!
[05:22] ---
    That's Phoebus Apollo... Hyakinthos!
[05:26] ---
    Isn't he Level 3?
[05:27] ---
    Hurting my companions
    carries a high price.
[05:31] ---
    And you're going to pay it.
[05:39] ---
    All of you wimps need
    to shut the hell up.
[05:47] ---
    You're making my drink
    taste bad, so get lost.
[05:53] ---
    You've ruined my mood. Let's go.
[06:04] ---
    Don't be so damned cocky!
[06:09] ---
    Bell-sama! Are you okay?
[06:13] ---
    What the hell was that about?
[06:17] ---
    Well done, Bell!
[06:20] ---
    It's not often I see you
    come home after a fight!
[06:24] ---
    I'm kind of happy you're so spirited,
    but also kind of sad.
[06:28] ---
    Bell-sama's personality has
    become much cruder lately!
[06:31] ---
    You must be a bad influence on him!
[06:34] ---
    That's no fair, Li'l Lili.
[06:36] ---
    Can't you rub this in
    a little more gently?
[06:38] ---
    No!
[06:39] ---
    But I don't think you should be fighting.
[06:43] ---
    Look at how beat up you got.
[06:47] ---
    But they were saying
    mean things about you.
[06:52] ---
    When I heard that, I just...
[06:54] ---
    I'm very happy you got mad for my sake.
[06:58] ---
    But it would make me sadder if
    you got hurt because of that.
[07:04] ---
    Goddess...
[07:07] ---
    Next time, just laugh it off.
[07:10] ---
    Tell them, "My goddess is too important
    to get mad about what you say."
[07:18] ---
    Okay. Next time, I won't say anything.
[07:21] ---
    Goddess, I'm sorry.
[07:24] ---
    I'm concerned about the
    way they acted, though.
[07:27] ---
    I hope they don't come after us for revenge.
[07:30] ---
    Who was it, Miss Supporter?
[07:33] ---
    The Apollo Familia.
[07:35] ---
    What?
[07:40] ---
    You got in a fight with
    the Apollo Familia?
[07:42] ---
    Yes.
[07:44] ---
    My Goddess scolded me.
[07:48] ---
    Then there's no reason for
    me to pester you about it,
[07:51] ---
    but as your advisor, that wasn't
    something I wanted to hear.
[07:56] ---
    I'm sorry, Eina-san.
[07:58] ---
    There's no changing the past now.
[08:01] ---
    But be careful from now on.
[08:03] ---
    Battles between familias can
    turn the town into a war zone.
[08:07] ---
    O-Okay.
[08:10] ---
    For now, you're exploring
     the Thirteenth Floor?
[08:12] ---
    I'm trying to go through it at a safe pace.
[08:15] ---
    I see. Good luck, then.
[08:17] ---
    Okay!
[08:19] ---
    You're Bell Cranel, yes?
[08:22] ---
    Yes, I am.
[08:25] ---
    Give this to your Goddess.
[08:32] ---
    I am Daphne. This is Cassandra.
[08:36] ---
    As you've no doubt guessed,
    we're from the Apollo Familia.
[08:39] ---
    It's an invitation to
    a banquet Apollo-sama is having.
[08:45] ---
    You don't have to come, but...
[08:49] ---
    We've done our job and given it to you.
[08:51] ---
    Bye.
[08:56] ---
    You have my condolences.
[09:02] ---
    I can't believe that the Apollo Familia
     invited us now, of all times.
[09:08] ---
    We can't ignore it, can we?
[09:11] ---
    Is it a Banquet of the Gods?
[09:14] ---
    Yeah. And one that's a little
    different than usual.
[09:20] ---
    Apollo and I had some history
    back in Heaven, but...
[09:23] ---
    All right, I'll just invite Take and Miach,
     and we'll all go together, Bell-kun!
[09:30] ---
    All of us?
[09:45] ---
    You look great, Bell-kun!
[09:48] ---
    You don't need to be embarrassed.
[09:51] ---
    I-I see...
[09:54] ---
    Apollo insisted I bring
    a child from my familia.
[09:59] ---
    Maybe he's not so bad, every once in a while.
[10:02] ---
    Thanks so much, Hestia.
[10:04] ---
    You got the carriage and the
    clothes and everything for us.
[10:08] ---
    What? I'm just doing this
    to help you out, Naza-kun.
[10:11] ---
    You need some luxury in your
    life once in a while, right?
[10:13] ---
    Thank you, Hestia-sama.
[10:17] ---
    Takemikazuchi's group should be here, too.
[10:20] ---
    Let's go.
[10:22] ---
    Okay!
[10:27] ---
    Hestia, Miach! And Bell-kun and Naza-chan!
[10:31] ---
    You're as loud as ever, huh, Hermes?
[10:34] ---
    I'm surprised to see you with Take, though.
[10:36] ---
    We're not together because
    I wanted us to be.
[10:40] ---
    Aw, don't be that way, Takemikazuchi!
[10:42] ---
    We both worked to save
    Bell-kun together, right?
[10:47] ---
    Get off me!
[10:50] ---
    Mikoto-chan looks wonderful,
    but so do you two!
[10:54] ---
    But check this!
[10:56] ---
    My Asfi's pretty good, too, huh?
[11:00] ---
    S-Stop it, Hermes-sama.
[11:03] ---
    I'll hit you. I mean it.
[11:04] ---
    You're cute when you blush, Asfi.
[11:09] ---
    Everyone, thank you for coming!
[11:14] ---
    There's the host.
[11:18] ---
    So that's Apollo-sama?
[11:22] ---
    Yes, so it seems.
[11:32] ---
    Today, I decided to hold a slightly
    different banquet than usual.
[11:36] ---
    Are you enjoying it?
[11:39] ---
    Dressing up the children
    you love so much and
[11:42] ---
    bringing them to a banquet like this
[11:44] ---
    is quite the change of pace, isn't it?
[11:46] ---
    Great job, Apollo!
[11:47] ---
    Brilliant!
[11:50] ---
    I'm happy to see so many of my fellow
    gods and goddesses here with their children.
[11:56] ---
    Tonight will be a night for new meetings.
[12:01] ---
    I just have a feeling.
[12:06] ---
    Now, the night is long!
[12:08] ---
    Everyone, have a good time!
[12:22] ---
    Do you want to talk to Apollo?
[12:25] ---
    No, I thought my Goddess and
    I should introduce ourselves.
[12:29] ---
    I've known Apollo since our
    time in Heaven together,
[12:33] ---
    and he's an interesting guy.
[12:34] ---
    He's always got some love affair going on.
[12:38] ---
    Right, Hestia?
[12:41] ---
    Don't ask me!
[12:43] ---
    Also, hmm...
[12:46] ---
    He's very spiteful.
[12:48] ---
    What does that mean?
[12:53] ---
    There's another big name.
[12:55] ---
    Who's that?
[12:57] ---
    You've heard of her, right?
[12:58] ---
    Freya-sama, of the Freya Familia.
[13:02] ---
    Freya-sama?
[13:05] ---
    Don't look at her, Bell-kun!
[13:07] ---
    When you children look
    at the Goddess of Beauty,
[13:09] ---
    you fall under her spell immediately!
[13:20] ---
    It's been so long, Hestia.
[13:22] ---
    Miach and Takemikazuchi, too.
[13:24] ---
    Have you been well?
[13:25] ---
    Y-Yeah, I guess.
[13:28] ---
    H-Hi.
[13:29] ---
    You're as beautiful as ever tonight.
[13:39] ---
    Will you give me sweet dreams tonight?
[13:42] ---
    He will not!
[13:44] ---
    Why are you blushing, Bell-kun?
[13:46] ---
    She goes after every man she sees!
[13:50] ---
    She'll devour a kid like you in an instant!
[13:53] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[13:55] ---
    Disappointing, but it
    seems I've angered Hestia.
[13:59] ---
    So I'll be going.
[14:02] ---
    There you are, shrimp.
[14:05] ---
    Ais-san...
[14:07] ---
    When did you get here?
[14:09] ---
    You're so plain-looking, I didn't
    hear a sound when you came in!
[14:12] ---
    Shut up, dork!
[14:13] ---
    If you've got a problem,
    then take it up with that slut, Freya!
[14:16] ---
    She stole Ais-tan's and my big entrance!
[14:19] ---
    Don't try to blame it on somebody else!
[14:21] ---
    And anyway, are you dressing
    like a man today because
[14:23] ---
    you know a dress would just
    show off how you have no tits?
[14:25] ---
    Moron! The star of the
    show today is my Ais-tan!
[14:28] ---
    You can't even tell that?
[14:34] ---
    Is he yours, shrimp?
[14:37] ---
    He's pretty unimpressive.
[14:39] ---
    Nothing like my Ais-tan!
[14:45] ---
    My Bell is much cuter than
    your Wallenwhatsit!
[14:49] ---
    He's lovable! Like a bunny!
[14:51] ---
    Don't make me laugh, fool!
[14:53] ---
    My Ais-tan is way stronger,
    cuter, and cooler!
[14:56] ---
    What?
[14:59] ---
    Having that shrimp around
    is ruining my mood.
[15:03] ---
    Let's go, Ais-tan.
[15:04] ---
    That's my line!
[15:06] ---
    Let's go, Bell-kun!
[15:07] ---
    Hmph!
[15:12] ---
    Yeah...
[15:14] ---
    This is the distance between familias.
[15:18] ---
    The experience I've had so far isn't normal.
[15:33] ---
    I just can't get used to places like this.
[15:41] ---
    That's...
[15:57] ---
    There you are.
[15:59] ---
    Hermes-sama...
[16:01] ---
    What are you doing out here?
    See a cute girl?
[16:04] ---
    N-No... That's not it.
[16:11] ---
    This is a good chance.
    Why don't we have a chat?
[16:16] ---
    Why did you become an adventurer?
[16:19] ---
    My grandfather...
    the man who raised me...
[16:25] ---
    He told me that I could find money, cute girls,
     and anything else I wanted in Orario.
[16:31] ---
    He told me I might want to try to find
    a pretty goddess and join her familia.
[16:39] ---
    Is that true?
[16:42] ---
    He told me I could be a hero.
[16:44] ---
    And I should go, if I was
    ready to give it a real try.
[16:48] ---
    You really are a funny person.
[16:57] ---
    By the way, you're not going to dance?
[17:01] ---
    I can't!
[17:03] ---
    I've never tried.
[17:06] ---
    Your grandfather told you this place is
[17:08] ---
    filled with the prettiest
    girls and women in the world.
[17:12] ---
    This is a perfect chance
    to get to know them.
[17:15] ---
    B-But...
[17:16] ---
    If you're not dancing, then I will.
[17:24] ---
    Oh, my beautiful Sword Princess!
[17:27] ---
    Would you do me the honor of a dance?
[17:34] ---
    Well I think that you're a...
[17:38] ---
    Oh, no! I suddenly remembered,
    I have somewhere to be.
[17:44] ---
    I can't just abandon a girl
    after inviting her to dance.
[17:48] ---
    And so, Bell-kun, how about you dance
    with the Sword Princess for me?
[17:59] ---
    Thanks, buddy. Don't embarrass me.
[18:04] ---
    Hermes-sama!
[18:19] ---
    Would you dance with me, my lady?
[18:24] ---
    With pleasure.
[18:30] ---
    Miach-sama...
[18:35] ---
    W-Would you...
[18:40] ---
    Would you dance with... me?
[18:46] ---
    With pleasure.
[19:00] ---
    Um...
[19:13] ---
    Calm down. Don't just look at your feet.
[19:16] ---
    Look up.
[19:18] ---
    You'll be fine, Bell-dono. As long as you
    don't step on her feet, you can regroup.
[19:25] ---
    You're adventurers, right?
[19:26] ---
    Look into each other's eyes.
[19:28] ---
    There's no need for skill.
    Just focus on each other.
[19:40] ---
    Ais-tan! What the hell are you
    doing with the shrimp's kid?!
[19:44] ---
    Stop it, Bell-kun!
    Curse you, Wallenwhatsit!
[19:49] ---
    Hermes-sama, I'm not taking responsibility
    for what happens later.
[19:53] ---
    Don't worry... I'm prepared.
[19:55] ---
    Ottarl, is it possible to bring
    a herd of minotaurs here?
[20:01] ---
    It is not, Freya-sama.
[20:06] ---
    It's my first time dancing.
[20:09] ---
    Really?
[20:12] ---
    Yes.
[20:14] ---
    So I'm happy.
[20:16] ---
    Thank you.
[20:20] ---
    Are you all enjoying the party?
[20:39] ---
    Bell-kun!
[20:40] ---
    Hello, Hestia.
[20:42] ---
    I'm told my children had some trouble
    with your familia the other day.
[20:47] ---
    O-Oh, sorry about that.
[20:50] ---
    My children were badly hurt by yours.
[20:53] ---
    I want sufficient compensation.
[20:56] ---
    What do you mean?
[20:58] ---
    Bell-kun came home hurt, too!
[21:00] ---
    It wasn't just our fault!
[21:02] ---
    Can you say that after you see this?
[21:05] ---
    It hurts! It hurts so much!
[21:10] ---
    Bell-kun, did you really...?
[21:13] ---
    I did not! I did not!
[21:14] ---
    I'm told you threw the first punch.
[21:18] ---
    I have witnesses.
[21:19] ---
    You won't be able to talk
    your way out of this.
[21:22] ---
    They were set up.
[21:26] ---
    This is ridiculous!
[21:27] ---
    I don't have time for this farce.
[21:29] ---
    Let's go, Bell-kun.
[21:32] ---
    So you refuse to admit your guilt, Hestia?
[21:39] ---
    Fine, then!
[21:40] ---
    The Apollo Familia challenges
    you to a War Game!
[21:48] ---
    Yes! A War Game!
[21:50] ---
    Apollo is brutal!
[21:51] ---
    I actually want to see this!
[21:53] ---
    If we win...
[21:55] ---
    I'm taking your child, Bell Cranel!
[22:14] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
[22:16] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Apollo
    Sun God
[23:37] ---
    Next time: "Apollo."

E2 - Apollo - Sun God

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[00:01] [Flashback]
    Fine, then! The Apollo Familia
    challenges you to a War Game!
[00:09] [Flashback]
    Yes! A War Game!
[00:11] [Flashback]
    Apollo is brutal!
[00:13] [Flashback]
    I actually want to see this!
[00:15] [Flashback]
    If we win...
[00:16] [Flashback]
    I'm taking your child, Bell Cranel!
[00:21] [Flashback]
    You can't keep a cutie like
    him all to yourself, Hestia!
[00:28] ---
    Is that what you were after
    from the start, pervert?
[00:31] ---
    How mean.
[00:33] ---
    And you and I were so
    deeply in love in Heaven...
[00:37] ---
    Liar! I turned you down and never looked back!
[00:42] ---
    Anyway, this is a waste of time.
[00:45] ---
    We have no reason to accept a War Game.
[00:50] ---
    You'll regret it.
[00:52] ---
    I will not!
[00:53] ---
    Let's go, Bell-kun.
[00:55] ---
    R-Right...
[01:12] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
[01:14] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN    Apollo
    Sun God
[02:39] ---
    War Games are duels between familias, right?
[02:43] ---
    Yeah.
[02:44] ---
    You decide on the rules and
    then have an all-out fight!
[02:47] ---
    The winner takes everything the loser has!
[02:51] ---
    Children, money, everything!
[02:55] ---
    That Apollo knows that you're
    the only person in my familia,
[02:58] ---
    and that's why he's doing this.
[03:01] ---
    Today, I'm going into the Dungeon
     with Welf and Lili.
[03:04] ---
    Then I'll come right back.
[03:07] ---
    Okay. I'll leave work early, too.
[03:10] ---
    Let's get some rest this evening.
[03:27] ---
    What's all this fuss so early in the morning?
[03:30] ---
    That's...
[03:33] ---
    I sense a fight.
[03:37] ---
    A fight between familias?
[03:39] ---
    Sounds like it.
[03:41] ---
    Maybe it's over at White Hair's place?
[03:45] ---
    Shut up, Anya!
[03:55] ---
    Are you okay, Goddess?
[03:57] ---
    Y-Yeah!
[03:58] ---
    That Apollo decided to just
    start smashing up our place!
[04:02] ---
    Is this...
[04:04] ---
    An attack by the Apollo Familia!
[04:06] ---
    Curse him! How could he
    do this to our love nest?
[04:10] ---
    Here they come, Bell-kun!
[04:26] ---
    They ran while the smoke covered them, huh?
[04:31] ---
    I can't believe they're attacking
    us in the middle of town!
[04:46] ---
    Bell-kun, head to the Guild!
[04:49] ---
    They can't get us there!
[04:51] ---
    Right!
[04:55] ---
    A dead end?
[04:57] ---
    Hang on tight, Goddess!
[05:06] ---
    You should give up.
[05:11] ---
    Once Apollo-sama takes a liking to a child,
[05:13] ---
    he'll follow them to the ends of the earth.
[05:15] ---
    That's how it was with Cassandra and me.
[05:18] ---
    From city to city, country to country...
[05:22] ---
    Until we gave in.
[05:24] ---
    He followed us everywhere.
[05:26] ---
    Bell-kyun!
[05:35] ---
    Would you surrender?
[05:36] ---
    I don't want to hurt someone
    who's going to join us.
[05:42] ---
    I can't.
[05:45] ---
    Yeah, of course not.
[05:48] ---
    Then get him!
[05:54] ---
    Firebolt!
[06:07] ---
    He's fast.
[06:09] ---
    It's a waste of time,
    so he should just give up.
[06:13] ---
    Daphne-chan...
[06:15] ---
    It feels like it's not a
    good idea to mess with him.
[06:20] ---
    What? Another prophetic dream?
[06:24] ---
    Yeah. A wounded rabbit hops over
    the moon and devours the sun.
[06:30] ---
    I'm sure if we keep going,
    something terrible will happen.
[06:34] ---
    Right, right. Stop being silly,
     and let's follow them.
[06:41] ---
    Why won't you believe me?
[06:52] ---
    He shouldn't be this late.
[06:54] ---
    Yeah. Bell-sama's never this late.
[06:57] ---
    Am I the only one who's got a bad feeling?
[07:02] ---
    Hey, did you hear?
[07:03] ---
    Apollo Familia started a war
     in the middle of town!
[07:07] ---
    Against Hestia Familia!
[07:09] ---
    They say the Little Rookie is
    surrounded and getting beaten up!
[07:16] ---
    He's being attacked?
[07:19] ---
    Yeah! The entire Apollo Familia is chasing
    Argonaut-kun around the city!
[07:24] ---
    The whole town's in an uproar.
[07:28] ---
    Don't get any ideas, Ais.
[07:31] ---
    This isn't like when you
    saved him on the Eighteenth Floor.
[07:34] ---
    Don't do anything that could be
    seen as helping the Hestia Familia.
[07:40] ---
    Okay.
[07:49] ---
    I'm sorry, Bell-kun, for slowing you down.
[07:51] ---
    It's not your fault, Goddess!
[07:58] ---
    That emblem...
[08:01] ---
    Bell-kun?
[08:16] ---
    Hyakinthos-san...
[08:26] ---
    Bell-kun!
[08:32] ---
    I'm impressed you made
    it this far, Bell Cranel.
[08:36] ---
    Rejoice. I shall fight you personally.
[08:54] ---
    Bell-kun! Bell-kun!
[09:00] ---
    Bell-kun!
[09:04] ---
    We should make them stop immediately!
[09:06] ---
    Send a message to the Apollo Familia, now!
[09:09] ---
    Tell them that combat in the middle
    of the city will be punished!
[09:12] ---
    There's no point.
[09:14] ---
    Any fine we'd levy, they're prepared to pay it.
[09:17] ---
    But Hestia Familia is under attack right now!
[09:23] ---
    There are still limits to how
    much the Guild can intervene.
[09:28] ---
    Bell-kun...
[09:38] ---
    I hate you so much for being the
    object of Apollo-sama's affections.
[09:44] ---
    But this is my master's wish.
[09:46] ---
    I will allow you to join our glorious familia.
[09:54] ---
    Too slow.
[09:56] ---
    A rabbit shouldn't try to howl.
[10:02] ---
    Bell-kun!
[10:14] ---
    You're still awake, huh?
[10:20] ---
    Such an ugly face. Not a trace of elegance.
[10:23] ---
    Why would Apollo-sama obsess
    over someone like this?
[10:29] ---
    I offered him my body and soul.
[10:32] ---
    I am the one person who can accept
     him for everything that he is!
[10:38] ---
    It'll be healed later. He won't
    care if I cut off an arm or a leg.
[10:51] ---
    S-Stop!
[11:00] ---
    This is why I don't like
    high-ranking adventurers.
[11:05] ---
    Bell, run.
[11:11] ---
    A sniper?
[11:24] ---
    Well, whatever.
[11:25] ---
    They won't be able to run any further.
[11:29] ---
    Bell-kun, are you okay? Hang in there.
[11:33] ---
    I'm... sorry, Goddess...
[11:47] ---
    At this rate...
[11:52] ---
    Looks like you're having a good time.
[11:57] ---
    Let us join the fun.
[12:01] ---
    You would oppose Apollo Familia?
[12:05] ---
    We can't abandon our allies
    in their hour of need!
[12:08] ---
    Let's go!
[12:19] ---
    Bell-sama!
[12:21] ---
    Are you okay, Bell?
[12:23] ---
    Welf? Lili!
[12:25] ---
    Miach? What are you doing here?
[12:32] ---
    I heard all the fuss and went to
    Takemikazuchi's place to get help.
[12:37] ---
    I'm glad we made it.
[12:39] ---
    Miach, you're such a...
[12:41] ---
    Thank you.
[12:45] ---
    Bell-sama!
[12:46] ---
    Let's escape!
[12:51] ---
    Let them handle it!
[12:53] ---
    There he is! The Little Rookie!
[12:57] ---
    There's no time. Go.
[13:01] ---
    Bell-dono!
[13:03] ---
    Thank you, everyone!
[13:09] ---
    Bell-kun, we're a long way from the Guild.
[13:14] ---
    Head north!
[13:16] ---
    Right!
[13:22] ---
    We'll handle them.
[13:24] ---
    You head to the Guild!
[13:26] ---
    We'll follow you when we finish up here!
[13:28] ---
    But...
[13:30] ---
    Just go!
[13:31] ---
    Thanks! We're counting on you!
[13:35] ---
    Li'l Lili, back me up!
[13:37] ---
    I know!
[13:38] ---
    But you're sure you're okay
    without Bell-sama, right?
[13:41] ---
    Yeah. Right now, I'm...
[13:46] ---
    probably pretty strong!
[13:50] ---
    Stay focused, Li'l Lili!
[13:52] ---
    You, too, Welf-sama!
[13:54] ---
    Don't get tripped up!
[14:10] ---
    There you are, Arde.
[14:17] ---
    Zanis-sama?
[14:20] ---
    I'm glad to see you're doing well.
[14:22] ---
    I was told you were dead.
[14:31] ---
    Li'l Lili, what are you doing?
[14:33] ---
    Where's my backup?
[14:36] ---
    Li'l Lili!
[14:39] ---
    Welf-sama... I'm going back to Soma Familia.
[14:44] ---
    Tell Bell-sama I won't cause
    any more trouble for him.
[14:48] ---
    What are you talking about?
[14:51] ---
    Hey, Li'l Lili, where are you going?
[14:53] ---
    What the hell is going on?
[14:59] ---
    That emblem is...
[15:00] ---
    Damn it, where is he?
[15:03] ---
    Find him!
[15:07] ---
    Are you okay, Bell-kun?
[15:09] ---
    Yes... I think.
[15:20] ---
    The Guild is still a ways off.
[15:22] ---
    And there are many pursuers, too.
[15:29] ---
    Can you hear me, Bell Cranel?
[15:33] ---
    No matter where you hide, we'll keep chasing.
[15:38] ---
    It doesn't matter if you survive this one time.
[15:40] ---
    We'll keep chasing you.
[15:41] ---
    Here on the surface, and in the Dungeon, too!
[15:44] ---
    You'll never have a moment's rest!
[15:49] ---
    They'll follow us everywhere?
[15:55] ---
    Bell-kun, listen to me.
[15:57] ---
    We have no future at this rate.
[16:00] ---
    We have two choices.
    Fight a battle we can't win,
[16:06] ---
    or flee Orario.
[16:10] ---
    I'll be happy anywhere as long as I'm with you.
[16:14] ---
    I'll keep running with you for your
    whole life, until they give up.
[16:20] ---
    With you, Goddess?
[16:29] ---
    Bell-kun, do you like me?
[16:34] ---
    It's important!
[16:36] ---
    If you say you do,
    I'm willing to make the choice.
[16:42] ---
    I'll be able to do anything
    if I can believe your words.
[16:46] ---
    I'll be able to fight anything.
[16:49] ---
    I like you, Bell-kun.
[16:52] ---
    I like you very, very much.
[16:54] ---
    I want to be with you forever.
[16:57] ---
    I don't want anybody else to have you.
[16:59] ---
    Goddess...
[17:03] ---
    Bell-kun, what do you think about me?
[17:14] ---
    I respect you!
[17:16] ---
    That's not what I meant!
[17:25] ---
    There they are! The canal!
[17:29] ---
    Let's run away, Goddess!
[17:34] ---
    Curses! They interrupted me at
    the most important point!
[17:38] ---
    They'll pay for this! Bell-kun, southwest!
[17:40] ---
    Go southwest, not north!
[17:42] ---
    H-Huh? Isn't southwest...
[17:49] ---
    The enemy's headquarters? To Apollo Familia?
[17:52] ---
    Apollo, you're in there, right?
[17:54] ---
    Open the gate!
[18:19] ---
    Hello, Hestia.
[18:21] ---
    What brings you all the way out here?
[18:26] ---
    Prum, give me that glove.
[18:30] ---
    O-Okay.
[18:41] ---
    Fine! I accept your challenge to a War Game!
[18:48] ---
    Both deities have agreed!
[18:51] ---
    The War Game will take place, everyone!
[18:55] ---
    All right!
[18:56] ---
    Tell the Guild!
[18:59] ---
    Call an emergency Denatus!
[19:02] ---
    I'm so excited!
[19:03] ---
    It's been too long!
[19:06] ---
    The rules will be decided fairly,
    in the presence of the gods.
[19:10] ---
    I'll send you the details later.
[19:19] ---
    Bell! Hestia-sama!
[19:22] ---
    Welf! Are you okay?
[19:24] ---
    Yeah. But...
[19:26] ---
    Li'l Lili was taken by the
    guys in the Soma Familia...
[19:29] ---
    Lili?
[19:35] ---
    Wait!
[19:38] ---
    Bell-kun, we'll save Miss Supporter.
[19:41] ---
    You do what you must.
[19:44] ---
    What I must?
[19:52] ---
    I'll buy time until the War Game begins.
[19:55] ---
    Until then, you must become strong as you can.
[19:59] ---
    That's the only way for us to win.
[20:04] ---
    Become strong, Bell!
[20:06] ---
    Stronger than anybody who attacked
    us today. Stronger than anything!
[20:10] ---
    You can do it!
[20:12] ---
    No, only you can do it!
[20:17] ---
    Okay, Goddess!
[20:20] ---
    Please! Please!
[20:23] ---
    I need to ask her something!
[20:25] ---
    Let me see Ais Wallenstein-san!
[20:27] ---
    Don't be ridiculous!
[20:29] ---
    We've heard the rumors!
[20:30] ---
    Don't you think it's shameful,
    asking Ais-san to join you in the War Game?
[20:34] ---
    That's not it! Please!
[20:37] ---
    What's all this shouting?
[20:39] ---
    Tione-san!
[20:46] ---
    Get lost.
[20:49] ---
    You know there's no way
    we're letting that happen.
[21:11] ---
    Hey, Argonaut-kun.
[21:13] ---
    Ais-san! Tiona-san!
[21:15] ---
    Ais saw you coming to our Home.
[21:19] ---
    She figured out what was going on and
    had Tione put on that little show.
[21:23] ---
    She can't be seen meeting
    with you in public, you know.
[21:27] ---
    I'm sorry.
[21:29] ---
    I heard about the War Game.
[21:31] ---
    My familia has its reasons, but I
    still think it's wrong to abandon you.
[21:39] ---
    I want to win the War Game.
[21:41] ---
    Can you help me train?
[21:45] ---
    Okay, then it's settled!
[21:47] ---
    I'll help, too! So teach the
    Apollo Familia a lesson, Argonaut-kun!
[21:52] ---
    Thank you, Tiona-san, Ais-san!
[21:57] ---
    I'm going to become strong,
    for everyone's sake...
[22:01] ---
    So that I can beat him!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Conversion
    Coming Together
[23:37] ---
    Next time: "Conversion."
[23:37] ---
    

E3 - Conversion - Gathering

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[00:01] ---
    Please!
[00:02] ---
    Let me have a drink, Soma-sama!
[00:05] ---
    Just one... Just one sip!
[00:07] ---
    I can't live without it!
[00:12] ---
    Soma-sama...
[00:14] ---
    It's me, Zanis.
[00:20] ---
    The missing girl, Liliruca Arde, has returned.
[00:25] ---
    She says she'll change her
    ways and serve the familia.
[00:28] ---
    Soma-sama! Please let me leave the familia!
[00:35] ---
    Soma-sama!
[00:37] ---
    What nonsense is this?
[00:42] ---
    Arde, if you want to leave,
    you need to pay the price.
[00:46] ---
    You know that, right?
[00:48] ---
    The price?
[00:49] ---
    Yes... You need to repay Soma-sama
    for all the good he's done for you.
[00:57] ---
    Ten million valis should do it.
[01:00] ---
    No! I don't have that kind of money—
[01:03] ---
    That will do, yes, Soma-sama?
[01:06] ---
    I'll leave it all to you.
[01:19] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
[01:21] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN    Conversion
    Gathering
[02:43] ---
    You're such a fool, Arde.
[02:47] ---
    That god is only interested in making alcohol.
[02:49] ---
    He won't listen to anything you say.
[02:54] ---
    And you didn't say anything
    about asking to leave, did you?
[02:59] (Flashback) ---
    There you are, Arde.
[03:03] (Flashback) ---
    Zanis-sama?
[03:06] (Flashback) ---
    I'm glad to see you're doing well.
[03:08] (Flashback) ---
    I was told you were dead.
[03:13] (Flashback) ---
    Why?
[03:14] (Flashback) ---
    Why are you helping the Apollo Familia?
[03:16] (Flashback) ---
    Of course, they hired us.
[03:19] (Flashback) ---
    But we have a reason for
    participating in this conflict.
[03:22] (Flashback) ---
    A reason?
[03:24] (Flashback) ---
    To get you back, Arde.
[03:28] (Flashback) ---
    You're our dear comrade!
[03:31] (Flashback) ---
    We can't let another familia have you.
[03:34] (Flashback) ---
    Justice is on our side.
[03:37] (Flashback) ---
    No... It's my fault?
[03:40] (Flashback) ---
    Don't worry. The Hestia Familia,
    which deceived, used, and abused you,
[03:46] (Flashback) ---
    will soon be destroyed.
[03:49] (Flashback) ---
    Stop it... please.
[03:53] (Flashback) ---
    Leave them alone!
[03:57] (Flashback) ---
    I'll go back to Soma-sama! So please...
[04:02] ---
    I withdrew our troops
    because of what you said.
[04:06] ---
    Now it's your turn to serve the familia.
[04:10] ---
    What can I do?
[04:14] ---
    You have that rare transformation magic.
[04:18] ---
    How did you know?
[04:20] ---
    Soma-sama told me.
[04:22] ---
    He may be like that, but he'll
    still listen to me, his commander.
[04:28] ---
    You're going to spend your life
    serving me. Serving the familia.
[04:40] ---
    It's finally time, huh?
[04:43] ---
    It's almost time for the War Game, huh?
[04:45] ---
    But I heard that Hestia-sama
    isn't going to the gods' meeting.
[04:51] ---
    Is that true?
[04:52] ---
    I don't see White Hair anywhere, either.
[04:56] ---
    Are they going to run?
[04:59] ---
    Bell-san won't run.
[05:01] ---
    Ever.
[05:05] ---
    I hope so. Yeah.
[05:08] ---
    We'll cheer them on.
[05:14] ---
    We finally found where
    Miss Supporter is being held.
[05:18] ---
    It's a brewery for the Soma Familia,
     along the canal.
[05:21] ---
    They'll be shipping out the
    next round of alcohol tomorrow.
[05:24] ---
    It's less guarded at night,
    so we'll attack then.
[05:29] ---
    Hestia-sama, may I ask something?
[05:33] ---
    What is it, Ouka-kun?
[05:35] ---
    The Hestia Familia's priority now
    should be winning the War Game.
[05:40] ---
    Even if you do save Liliruca Arde,
[05:42] ---
    people from a different
    familia cannot participate.
[05:46] ---
    Do you really have time for this?
[05:50] ---
    Shut your mouth, big man.
[05:54] ---
    Bell-kun can't fight like this.
[06:00] ---
    He's trying his best to get
    stronger for the War Games.
[06:06] ---
    But he can't use his full power if
    he's worried about Miss Supporter.
[06:12] ---
    He knows how weak you are alone.
[06:15] ---
    He knows the strength of having comrades.
[06:18] ---
    And I promised him that
    he could leave her to me.
[06:24] ---
    As a goddess, I can't go back on my word.
[06:28] ---
    It's all, all connected.
[06:30] ---
    Saving her helps him.
[06:35] ---
    And I need your help.
[06:37] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
[06:39] ---
    Yes, of course!
[06:39] ---
    Understood!
[06:41] ---
    I'll help you!
[06:43] ---
    What is Hestia doing?
[06:45] ---
    She's not skipping out again today, is she?
[06:48] ---
    She's sick. What do you want?
[06:51] ---
    She got a terrible fever after your
    children chased her all over town.
[06:55] ---
    She's making it up, of course.
[06:57] ---
    I wonder if the shrimp's
    preparing to run away.
[07:04] ---
    She doesn't know when to give up.
[07:06] ---
    I'll have to tell the Guild she forfeited.
[07:14] ---
    Hey. Kept you waiting, huh?
[07:20] ---
    If we win the War Game,
    I'm taking Bell Cranel.
[07:24] ---
    I want to make that clear at the start.
[07:27] ---
    And if we win?
[07:28] ---
    We'll agree to any conditions you have.
[07:31] ---
    Recorder, make sure you've got that done.
[07:34] ---
    So, how will you fight?
[07:37] ---
    It's not gonna be any fun
    if you screw this up!
[07:42] ---
    We only have Bell-kun.
[07:44] ---
    Why don't we have each side choose
    one representative to fight?
[07:48] ---
    You only have one member
    because you're lazy.
[07:52] ---
    You can't use that as a reason.
[07:56] ---
    Let's hear what everybody else thinks.
[08:00] ---
    We can pull from the list
    of proposals by lottery.
[08:06] ---
    This drawing is so important,
    and you want me to do it?
[08:09] ---
    You're neutral. And trustworthy.
[08:12] ---
    We're counting on you, Hermes!
[08:14] ---
    Oh, dear...
[08:26] ---
    Sorry. It's a siege.
[08:30] ---
    This is great!
[08:31] ---
    It was a fair drawing.
[08:33] ---
    No complaints, Hestia.
[08:37] ---
    Out of all the proposals, he drew that.
[08:40] ---
    That's the one where numbers matter most.
[08:44] ---
    You can't defend a castle with one person.
[08:48] ---
    So you can be the attackers.
[08:54] ---
    Excuse me, can I say something?
[08:57] ---
    I'm not saying this just
    because I drew the lots.
[09:00] ---
    But this just isn't fair.
[09:02] ---
    How about we let Hestia's
    side have some help?
[09:06] ---
    No.
[09:07] ---
    A War Game is a battle between familias.
[09:10] ---
    If you let him have help, the divine rules...
[09:13] ---
    You scared, Apollo?
[09:16] ---
    The idea of helpers really shook you, huh?
[09:20] ---
    Don't you love your children more than that?
[09:24] ---
    That's right!
[09:27] ---
    Freya?
[09:28] ---
    Helpers! Helpers! Helpers!
[09:32] ---
    Don't insult me!
[09:34] ---
    Fine. He can have a helper.
[09:37] ---
    But only one, and from
    a familia outside Orario!
[09:42] ---
    How about that?
[09:47] ---
    Petty.
[09:48] ---
    Petty.
[09:50] ---
    So petty.
[09:53] ---
    We're at a disadvantage,
[09:56] ---
    but given how much stress Bell-kun will
    be under, even one helper is great.
[10:00] ---
    But do you have any ideas?
[10:02] ---
    Are there good adventurers outside of Orario?
[10:06] ---
    I have one candidate.
[10:08] ---
    I'll let Hermes handle the negotiations.
[10:14] ---
    But it's all...
[10:17] ---
    ...gonna wait until after
    we've rescued the supporter!
[10:26] ---
    How are you feeling, Arde?
[10:31] ---
    Terrible.
[10:32] ---
    You really haven't hurt
    Bell-sama and Hestia-sama?
[10:38] ---
    Of course not.
[10:40] ---
    More importantly, I've brought
    business for you to do.
[10:43] ---
    We're going to use your transformation
    magic to make a fortune.
[10:47] ---
    Money again?
[10:49] ---
    You came after me out of sheer greed,
[10:52] ---
    and just made things worse for
    Bell-sama and Hestia-sama.
[10:54] ---
    What's wrong with greed?
[10:56] ---
    I want the stuff Soma-sama makes.
[11:00] ---
    Money, women, food...
[11:02] ---
    I want to enjoy all the
    pleasures of this world!
[11:07] ---
    I love this familia.
[11:10] ---
    No matter what evil things I do,
    my god doesn't say a word!
[11:15] ---
    I can do whatever I want!
[11:16] ---
    This is the greatest environment possible!
[11:20] ---
    Your true nature is showing.
[11:21] ---
    Apologies.
[11:23] ---
    Anyway, you're going to help me.
[11:25] ---
    Tomorrow morning we're going
    to the Dungeon, and...
[11:29] ---
    What?
[11:33] ---
    Some rats have found their way inside.
[11:35] ---
    A young goddess is with them.
[11:39] ---
    I see.
[11:40] ---
    Then they must be exterminated.
[11:42] ---
    Wait! That wasn't the deal.
[11:44] ---
    You said you wouldn't hurt them!
[11:47] ---
    They attacked first.
[11:49] ---
    What else can we do?
[11:50] ---
    Then I'm not going to help you.
[11:55] ---
    Then I'll give you our god's wine.
[11:59] ---
    The desire for it will turn you
    into a loyal slave immediately.
[12:03] ---
    You remember that pleasure...
[12:11] ---
    Chandra, watch her carefully.
[12:18] ---
    Arrogant bastard.
[12:21] ---
    I need... I need to get out of here
    somehow, then get them out of here.
[12:30] ---
    Why...
[12:31] ---
    I don't like him.
[12:34] ---
    I didn't see a thing. So do as you please.
[13:01] ---
    Welf-sama... and Mikoto-sama's group, too?
[13:05] ---
    Leave! Welf-sama! All of you!
[13:09] ---
    Miss Supporter! Are you okay?
[13:11] ---
    I'm fine! Get out of here!
[13:15] ---
    We can't! We're here to take you back!
[13:20] ---
    Why?
[13:21] ---
    I didn't want to cause
    any more trouble for you.
[13:25] ---
    I didn't want to get you involved.
[13:27] ---
    That's why I...
[13:29] ---
    Bell-kun needs you!
[13:33] ---
    Has he ever abandoned you?
[13:36] ---
    Did you think he wouldn't
    care when you disappeared?
[13:41] ---
    But...
[13:43] ---
    If it's my fault you got hurt.
[13:47] ---
    It doesn't matter now!
[13:49] ---
    We're having a War Game
    with the Apollo Familia!
[13:54] ---
    Bell-kun's training on his own,
    trying to get as strong as possible!
[14:01] ---
    He can do this because he
    believes you're coming back!
[14:06] ---
    He's waiting for you!
[14:10] ---
    Everybody's trying to help him!
[14:13] ---
    Please... save us! Save Bell-kun!
[14:21] ---
    Hestia-sama... and Bell-sama...
[14:24] ---
    I don't understand you at all!
[14:26] ---
    You need me?
[14:28] ---
    You need a filthy person like me?
[14:33] ---
    Why would you tell me you need me?
[14:36] ---
    Why would you tell me it has to be me?
[14:41] ---
    Why?
[14:48] ---
    Soma-sama!
[14:49] ---
    Please stop the fight that's
    going on in the courtyard!
[14:53] ---
    Please save Hestia-sama...
    save everyone! Please!
[15:00] ---
    Please, Soma-sama!
[15:03] ---
    I don't care what happens to me!
[15:05] ---
    Please... save them!
[15:11] ---
    What meaning is there in the
    words of a shallow child,
[15:16] ---
    who drowns herself so easily in my wine?
[15:22] ---
    That's... the divine wine.
[15:25] ---
    If you can drink this and say the
    same thing... I'll hear you out.
[15:40] ---
    I have to drink it... I have to drink it!
[15:44] ---
    For Bell-sama!
[16:28] ---
    Please...
[16:33] ---
    Stop the fight, please!
[16:36] ---
    I want to help them!
[16:42] ---
    What are you doing, Ar—
[16:43] ---
    I don't need you to tell me, God!
[16:47] ---
    I was born for this moment!
[16:50] ---
    All the mistakes I made
    were for this moment!
[16:55] ---
    Now it's my turn to stop them!
[16:58] ---
    Stop the fight!
[17:01] ---
    Don't listen to her, Soma-sama!
[17:04] ---
    We're being attacked by another familia.
[17:06] ---
    Silence, Zanis.
[17:21] ---
    End the battle.
[17:29] ---
    No...
[17:31] ---
    He never does anything!
[17:35] ---
    At least I can take you down!
[17:52] ---
    Your running from home
    is over, right, Li'l Lili?
[18:01] ---
    Soma-sama, thank you.
[18:04] ---
    Can you do one more thing for me?
[18:20] ---
    Thank you, Hestia-sama.
[18:23] ---
    I'm going to go on ahead and
    thank Mikoto-sama and the others.
[18:28] ---
    Yeah, I'll catch up.
[18:33] ---
    Hestia...
[18:35] ---
    Is that really a child I gave my blessing to?
[18:39] ---
    Yeah. Definitely.
[18:41] ---
    One that you were disappointed
    by and threw out.
[18:45] ---
    A little girl, made strong
    by what you did to her.
[18:50] ---
    Think once more about the
    meaning of her change.
[18:56] ---
    Everyone, thank you for helping me!
[18:59] ---
    But the real thing hasn't even begun yet.
[19:02] ---
    Yes. My joining won't change how much
    more powerful the Apollo Familia is.
[19:10] ---
    See you later, then.
[19:15] ---
    We should go, too.
[19:19] ---
    Let's go, Takemikazuchi-sama.
[19:22] ---
    Oh, right.
[19:36] ---
    I want to help Hestia, but I
    can't decide it on my own.
[19:41] ---
    What do I do?
[19:45] ---
    I have a request, Takemikazuchi-sama.
[19:49] ---
    Let me go to Bell-dono's Familia.
[19:57] ---
    You want to join the Hestia Familia?
[20:01] ---
    You really think I'll let you?
[20:05] ---
    The goddess I admire would be
    infuriated with me if I didn't go.
[20:10] ---
    Didn't you want to make a weapon
    superior to the magic swords?
[20:14] ---
    As long as I have burning passion,
    I can make weapons anywhere.
[20:18] ---
    You're the one who taught me that.
[20:22] ---
    One last question.
[20:24] ---
    What are you willing to go so far for?
[20:28] ---
    My friends.
[20:33] ---
    Please, Ryu-chan!
[20:35] ---
    You're the only helper who meets
    the conditions Apollo laid out!
[20:39] ---
    I'll make sure nobody finds out who you are.
[20:43] ---
    I hope you will, too, Ryu!
[20:46] ---
    Mama Mia will be mad again.
[21:03] ---
    I can do it!
[21:13] ---
    You jumped on that opening, didn't you?
[21:16] ---
    Fighting monsters and
    fighting people is different.
[21:20] ---
    Monsters are always serious.
[21:23] ---
    But humans will see what you do and react.
[21:26] ---
    Sometimes when a person sees an opening,
    their movements become easy to predict.
[21:31] ---
    Just like you back there.
[21:35] ---
    This is what I was taught.
[21:37] ---
    A finishing blow is the closest
    thing to letting your guard down.
[21:42] ---
    And just when you've almost been
    beaten is when you truly have a chance.
[21:47] ---
    Don't forget that.
[21:48] ---
    Yes, thank you!
[21:51] ---
    I was thinking of crushing
    Apollo if he got out of hand.
[21:59] ---
    But I won't.
[22:00] ---
    If I don't see where this goes,
    I couldn't call myself a goddess.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    War Game
    War Game
[23:37] ---
    Next time: "War Game."

E4 - War Game - War Game

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[00:22] ---
    There he is!
[00:23] ---
    He's come back!
[00:38] ---
    I've returned, Goddess!
[00:42] ---
    Welcome back, Bell-kun.
[00:45] ---
    Let's go. It's time for our War Game!
[00:58] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
[01:00] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN    War Game
    War Game
[02:23] ---
    Okay. Be careful, Bell-kun.
[02:26] ---
    Okay, Goddess!
[02:31] ---
    Tell the others who are already there
[02:33] ---
    that I'll be waiting for
    your triumphant return!
[02:37] ---
    Okay! I'll see you later!
[02:47] ---
    Hey, you're the Little Rookie, right?
[02:49] ---
    Y-Yes.
[02:50] ---
    Yeah? We're cheering for
    you in the War Game.
[02:53] ---
    Good luck.
[02:54] ---
    Don't lose.
[02:55] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[02:57] ---
    Bell-san!
[02:59] ---
    Syr-san!
[03:01] ---
    That's dangerous!
[03:02] ---
    Take this!
[03:08] ---
    It's a good luck charm from
    a certain adventurer.
[03:12] ---
    Syr-san!
[03:17] ---
    Good luck!
[03:19] ---
    I'll have a hot lunch ready for you!
[03:22] ---
    Okay!
[03:29] ---
    Let's win this.
[03:31] ---
    Let's win this and come back.
[03:34] ---
    For sure.
[03:47] ---
    So we just sit here in the
    castle and wait for the enemy?
[03:50] ---
    What a boring game.
[03:54] ---
    The castle's going to fall.
[03:56] ---
    Cassandra...
[03:58] ---
    Another dream? Are you telling
    us we're going to lose?
[04:03] ---
    If our commander, Hyakinthos,
    survives three days, we win.
[04:07] ---
    If we take down the enemy commander, we win.
[04:11] ---
    With rules like that, how can we lose?
[04:13] ---
    But... please believe me, Daphne-chan.
[04:17] ---
    That's the last of it. Close the gates!
[04:20] ---
    No... if you let that inside...
[04:24] ---
    Hey, wait! Wait, I said!
[04:33] ---
    Why did you close the gate?
[04:35] ---
    Oh, were you there, Luan?
[04:37] ---
    You're so small, I couldn't see you there.
[04:39] ---
    What?
[04:41] ---
    Just start hauling.
[04:48] ---
    Why am I the only one who has
    to haul something so big?
[04:51] ---
    Shut up. No complaining.
[04:54] ---
    It's over... The Trojan Horse
    has been brought inside.
[05:01] ---
    Good morning, everyone!
[05:03] ---
    At last, it's the day of the War Game!
[05:07] ---
    I'm your MC, Ibri Achaa!
[05:10] ---
    My title is "Fire Inferno Flame!"
[05:13] ---
    Glad to be here!
[05:15] ---
    And commentary will be provided
    by my familia's god, Ganesha-sama!
[05:19] ---
    Ganesha-sama, say something to the crowd!
[05:21] ---
    I am Ganesha!
[05:22] ---
    And there you have it, folks.
[05:29] ---
    Wow, everybody's all excited!
[05:32] ---
    War Games are practically
    an industry in Orario.
[05:36] ---
    I'm sure the children who are being
    used to create this spectacle hate it, though.
[05:39] ---
    Well, there's an unspoken rule
    that we don't talk about that.
[05:42] ---
    There's Apollo.
[05:46] ---
    Hestia...
[05:49] ---
    Have you said your goodbyes to Bell Cranel?
[05:52] ---
    When I win this War Game
    and he becomes mine,
[05:56] ---
    I'm going to have you leave Orario...
     no, the Lower World.
[06:04] ---
    Hermes-sama, it's almost beginning.
[06:07] ---
    Okay, let's begin.
[06:10] ---
    Ouranos, give me permission
    to use my power!
[06:14] ---
    Permission granted.
[06:23] ---
    Thirty thousand on the Apollo Familia!
[06:25] ---
    Fifty thousand here!
[06:27] ---
    Hey, we can't do this if
    everybody's gonna bet on Apollo.
[06:32] ---
    One hundred thousand on the Hestia Familia!
[06:34] ---
    Mord, have you gone crazy?
[06:38] ---
    He's gonna lose all his money!
[06:40] ---
    Just you wait.
[06:49] ---
    Ais, it's starting!
[06:57] ---
    The clock has just struck noon!
[07:00] ---
    Let the War Game begin!
[07:08] ---
    It's begun, huh?
[07:10] ---
    But we've got three days.
[07:12] ---
    They won't attack immediately...
[07:16] ---
    Is that...
[07:28] ---
    They're here already?
[07:29] ---
    But it's just one! The fool!
[07:35] ---
    Wow! The attack started
    as soon as the bell rang!
[07:42] ---
    Is that a magic sword?
[07:45] ---
    I see. Not a bad strategy.
[07:48] ---
    But I have over 100 soldiers.
[07:51] ---
    And you have only five.
[07:53] ---
    Is that enough to overcome
    that difference?
[08:00] ---
    I never thought the day would come
[08:02] ---
    when I would use Crozzo's Magic Swords.
[08:11] ---
    Now come out!
[08:15] ---
    Damn it! What's going on outside?
[08:17] ---
    Magic swords! They're using
    magic swords to attack us!
[08:20] ---
    What?
[08:21] ---
    Hyakinthos's orders are for 50 of us to
    go outside and defeat the one out there!
[08:26] ---
    Fifty? That's half our forces!
[08:29] ---
    Any less and we'll just get
    blown away by those magic swords!
[08:33] ---
    There's only one of them out there.
    Just defeat her and come back!
[08:38] ---
    G-Get going!
[08:40] ---
    Fine. Let's go!
[09:04] ---
    The magic swords broke.
[09:06] ---
    Now! Get her!
[09:11] ---
    An elf?
[09:21] ---
    I pray to you, my god,
    who destroys all things.
[09:25] ---
    Lead me from the highest heavens...
[09:27] ---
    The enemy's inside!
[09:30] ---
    They're going straight for Hyakinthos!
[09:33] ---
    Somebody! Anybody! Stop her!
[09:38] ---
    You're an elf, and yet you're using
[09:40] ---
    the accursed magic swords that
    burned our people's villages?
[09:44] ---
    You should be ashamed!
[09:46] ---
    I'm afraid I have more important
    concerns than my race's hatred.
[09:50] ---
    If helping a friend is shameful,
[09:54] ---
    then I'll be as shameful
    as I have to be!
[10:05] ---
    She's strong!
[10:05] ---
    Don't falter. We'll get her now!
[10:11] ---
    Descend from the heavens
     and rule over the earth!
[10:25] ---
    War God's Strike!
[10:28] ---
    Futsunomitama!
[10:44] ---
    You and I are gonna be here for a while.
[10:49] ---
    Is that gravity magic?
[10:51] ---
    The enemies who went after
    her are stuck to the ground!
[10:54] ---
    A self-destructive attack
    at this point in the game?!
[10:56] ---
    What do you think, Ganesha-sama?!
[10:58] ---
    I am Ganesha!
[11:00] ---
    Would you take this seriously?
[11:03] ---
    Hang in there, Mikoto.
[11:07] ---
    Take's girl is pretty amazing!
[11:10] ---
    Who is that masked adventurer? Lion?
[11:18] ---
    It's too fast.
[11:20] ---
    What is?
[11:21] ---
    The way the Apollo Familia is moving.
[11:24] ---
    The way they countered that magic sword,
    the way they reacted to Mikoto-chan...
[11:27] ---
    It's too fast.
[11:30] ---
    Is someone telling them what to do?
[11:33] ---
    In battle, information is a weapon.
[11:36] ---
    And the faster you get it,
    the more effective it is.
[11:40] ---
    But if some of that
    information is poisonous,
[11:45] ---
    the poison will spread
    through the body fast, too.
[11:48] ---
    And even a single drop of
    poison can be lethal.
[11:56] ---
    What are you doing, Luan?
[12:06] ---
    Hey. Nice work with the disguise.
[12:10] ---
    You did great, Lili!
[12:14] ---
    Go on. I'll go cause some more chaos!
[12:18] ---
    Right!
[12:19] ---
    Yeah!
[12:23] ---
    Betrayal!
[12:25] ---
    One of the Apollo Familia is a traitor!
[12:32] ---
    Damn you, Luan!
[12:46] ---
    The enemy?
[12:47] ---
    When did they get in?
[12:50] ---
    I-I don't know!
[12:52] ---
    Sheesh... Anyway, we're not
    letting them past this walkway.
[12:57] ---
    Mages, prepare your spells.
[12:59] ---
    Archers, advance!
[13:01] ---
    Fire on my signal!
[13:03] ---
    The enemy general is on top
    of the tower! Go, Bell!
[13:06] ---
    Right!
[13:11] ---
    Fire!
[13:13] ---
    Burn to ash, dark karma!
[13:26] ---
    Damn!
[13:27] ---
    Hang on a minute.
[13:33] ---
    If you're an adventurer,
    let's do things this way.
[13:36] ---
    Okay?
[13:38] ---
    Amazing, huh, Ais?
[13:39] ---
    Argonaut-kun made it all the way
    to the tower where the general is!
[13:43] ---
    But if he had magic swords,
[13:45] ---
    he should've used them to just
    rush the tower at the start.
[13:49] ---
    The bunny boy wants to finish
    this with his own strength.
[13:53] ---
    He's a man.
[14:04] ---
    What a failure!
[14:06] ---
    How can I face Apollo-sama?
[14:10] ---
    Commander! Commander!
[14:12] ---
    Please, run!
[14:14] ---
    But alone, he's not threat!
[14:18] ---
    Please, listen to me! Please, run!
[14:21] ---
    Shut up!
[14:23] ---
    When he shows up, we take him down fast!
[14:27] ---
    But don't kill him. I'll finish him!
[14:43] ---
    Stroke of midnight's bell.
[14:45] ---
    Hurry to the tower!
[14:47] ---
    Who's there?
[15:04] ---
    The magic's gone!
[15:06] ---
    Get her!
[15:17] ---
    I'm not done yet!
[15:21] ---
    I got here thanks to everybody's help.
[15:25] ---
    But now, it's my turn!
[15:34] ---
    The lightning rises...
[15:36] ---
    Firebolt!
[15:43] ---
    What the hell?
[15:58] ---
    Damn it... This is impossible!
[16:12] ---
    Impossible! You're too fast!
[16:15] ---
    You're nothing like you were before.
[16:18] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[16:27] ---
    My name is love, beloved child of light!
[16:29] ---
    I offer my body to my son!
[16:31] ---
    Let me go, please!
[16:36] ---
    I unleash a ring of fire!
    Let the cardinal winds come!
[16:40] ---
    Aro Zephyros!
[16:42] ---
    I won't let you stop Bell-sama!
[16:50] ---
    It's homing in on me?
[16:55] ---
    You can't escape!
[16:58] ---
    Firebolt!
[17:00] ---
    It's useless.
[17:04] ---
    Rubele!
[17:07] ---
    Bell-sama!
[17:49] ---
    You survived that, huh?
[17:54] ---
    I don't care what
    Apollo-sama wants anymore!
[17:57] ---
    Die!
[18:01] ---
    Sometimes when a person sees an opening,
    their movements become easy to predict.
[18:05] (Flashback) ---
    This is what I was taught.
[18:07] (Flashback) ---
    A finishing blow is the closest
    thing to letting your guard down.
[18:11] ---
    And just when you've almost been
    beaten is when you truly have a chance.
[18:42] ---
    The battle is over!
[18:46] ---
    Nobody saw it coming!
    The winners are the Hestia Family!
[18:54] ---
    I lost so much money!
[18:57] ---
    Well? Learn your lesson?
[18:59] ---
    Damn it! Take it at all.
[19:03] ---
    You, too. Here.
[19:12] ---
    Bell-san... I'm glad.
[19:15] ---
    Argonaut-kun is amazing!
[19:17] ---
    I can't believe he really won.
[19:21] ---
    Huh? Where are you going?
[19:23] ---
    None of your business.
[19:27] ---
    The Dungeon, maybe?
[19:28] ---
    The Dungeon, probably?
[19:30] ---
    The Dungeon, huh?
[19:33] ---
    Congratulations, Bell.
[19:36] ---
    N-No...
[19:38] ---
    Apollo...
[19:42] ---
    You're ready for what comes next, right?
[19:46] ---
    W-Wait...
[19:48] ---
    I didn't really mean it!
[19:50] ---
    Your child was just so cute, I...
[19:53] ---
    Shut. Up.
[19:56] ---
    You promised to give me anything
    I wanted if I won, right?
[20:03] ---
    All of your property is confiscated.
[20:05] ---
    Your familia is splitting up.
[20:06] ---
    And you're eternally banished!
[20:08] ---
    Never set foot in Orario again!
[20:18] ---
    We really won, huh?
[20:21] ---
    Yeah. We had to bend the rules a little,
     but I think we can be proud.
[20:26] ---
    Yeah.
[20:28] ---
    Welf... Mikoto-san...
[20:31] ---
    Ryu-san...
[20:33] ---
    Thank you!
[20:36] ---
    And...
[20:37] ---
    Lili, thanks for saving me.
[20:41] ---
    Bell-sama, was I useful to you?
[20:45] ---
    Yeah!
[20:46] ---
    I can go back to Orario because of you!
[21:07] ---
    Ta-dah!
[21:08] ---
    What do you think?
[21:09] ---
    From now on, this is our Home!
[21:14] ---
    We took the Apollo Familia's mansion, huh?
[21:18] ---
    They blew up our old one.
[21:21] ---
    I won't let anybody complain.
[21:23] ---
    Right...
[21:24] ---
    Okay, there's lots of work to do.
[21:26] ---
    But first, this!
[21:34] ---
    Is this... a flame?
[21:36] ---
    Hestia-sama's symbol, the guardian flame.
[21:40] ---
    And...
[21:42] ---
    A bell?
[21:43] ---
    A bell... Bell?
[21:47] ---
    So it's Hestia-sama and Bell-sama!
[21:50] ---
    That's right!
[21:52] ---
    From now on, this is our emblem!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Home
     The Hearthfire Mansion
[23:37] ---
    Next time: "Home."

E5 - Home - The Hearthfire Mansion

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[00:03] ---
    Thank you for everything
    you've done for me!
[00:19] ---
    Take care of yourself.
[00:54] ---
    All done?
[00:58] ---
    Yes!
[01:00] ---
    Then let's go home!
[01:05] ---
    To our new Home!
[01:10] ---
    Oh, welcome home, Lili!
[01:14] ---
    I'm back!
[01:24] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
[01:26] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN    Home
    The Hearthfire Mansion
[02:46] ---
    Okay, everyone! Let's start with a toast!
[02:51] ---
    Um... a toast for what?
[02:53] ---
    Our victory in the War Game, right?
[02:56] ---
    It's not Lili-dono officially
     joining the family?
[02:58] ---
    I thought it was for our new Home.
[03:00] ---
    Those are all great things!
[03:02] ---
    But we've got new news, as well, right?
[03:14] ---
    Me?
[03:16] ---
    Bell-kun, congratulations
    on reaching Level 3!
[03:19] ---
    Seriously? Wow!
[03:22] ---
    He's the real deal!
[03:27] ---
    That's our commander for you.
[03:30] ---
    Commander?
[03:31] ---
    We all agreed!
[03:33] ---
    You're Hestia-sama's first child.
[03:36] ---
    Nobody else is right for the job.
[03:43] ---
    Commander, can you give
    a speech for the toast?
[03:56] ---
    Um...
[03:58] ---
    I'm really happy you all came
    to our familia. I think it's wonderful.
[04:05] ---
    To the new Hestia Familia!
[04:07] ---
    Cheers!
[04:13] ---
    Man, this place sure looks better.
[04:16] ---
    I was so surprised when we came here.
[04:18] ---
    It sure reflected Apollo-sama's tastes!
[04:30] ---
    It was a glimpse into hell.
[04:33] ---
    I guess that's the kind of thing
    Goibniu-sama's Familia can do, huh?
[04:36] ---
    He was originally the God of Architecture.
[04:39] ---
    He did what I asked him to perfectly.
[04:44] ---
    Then...?
[04:46] ---
    What we wanted, too?
[05:02] ---
    How wonderful!
[05:04] ---
    Just what I asked for!
[05:08] ---
    No, it's even better.
[05:11] ---
    A Far Eastern cypress bath!
[05:18] ---
    Now, let's get to it!
[05:34] ---
    Takemikazuchi-sama... My old comrades...
[05:39] ---
    I'm so sorry I can't share this with you.
[05:47] ---
    Nice.
[05:50] ---
    The Goibniu Familia did great work.
[05:55] ---
    They know exactly what a blacksmith wants.
[06:04] ---
    This is where...
[06:08] ---
    I start over.
[06:13] ---
    They were both so happy, huh?
[06:16] ---
    I'm really happy, too, Bell-kun!
[06:18] ---
    So am I, Goddess.
[06:20] ---
    I know we've got the
    money from the War Games,
[06:22] ---
    but don't you think we've gone a little far?
[06:24] ---
    It can't have been cheap
    to remodel this place.
[06:27] ---
    Don't be silly.
[06:29] ---
    Welf-kun and Mikoto-kun
     both chose my familia.
[06:33] ---
    I want them to be glad they came.
[06:36] ---
    I understand that, but...
[06:38] ---
    Now, now...
[06:40] ---
    Anyway, this place is really big.
[06:43] ---
    Just keeping it running will be a hassle.
[06:45] ---
    Shall we hire maids to keep it clean?
[06:49] ---
    Maids? Sounds great.
[07:00] ---
    Say, "Ah."
[07:06] ---
    No, never mind.
[07:07] ---
    Yeah, not a good idea.
[07:08] ---
    Why?
[07:10] ---
    I refuse to give Bell-kun any more
    opportunities to cheat on me.
[07:15] ---
    I'm going to need to be really
    careful with who we hire.
[07:18] ---
    By the way, I'm using my divine
    authority to put your room as far away
[07:21] ---
    from Bell-kun's as possible.
[07:23] ---
    That's not fair!
[07:25] ---
    We're leaving! Come on!
[07:27] ---
    No!
[07:29] ---
    We are leaving!
[07:30] ---
    No, believe me!
[07:35] ---
    Little Rookie?
[07:37] ---
    Daphne-san and Cassandra-san?
    What are you doing?
[07:41] ---
    Can't you tell?
[07:45] ---
    No, I can't.
[07:48] ---
    My pillow...
[07:49] ---
    Pillow?
[07:50] ---
    She says she lost her pillow.
[07:54] ---
    Any idea where it might be?
[07:56] ---
    I-I don't remember, but my
    dream said it was here...
[08:03] ---
    I told you, stop being ridiculous!
[08:06] ---
    Please believe me!
[08:09] ---
    I'll go look for it!
[08:13] ---
    It's here, isn't it?
[08:17] ---
    Here you go.
[08:18] ---
    It fell behind a pillar.
[08:22] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[08:26] ---
    You believed me.
[08:32] ---
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
    Whisper, whisper...
[08:35] ---
    Really? You're sure?
[08:39] ---
    Little Rookie, we'll see you later.
[08:42] ---
    We've decided to come back tomorrow.
[08:44] ---
    Tomorrow?
[08:46] ---
    What, you don't know?
[08:51] ---
    Why didn't you tell me, Goddess?
[08:55] ---
    Looks like you've discovered
    the truth, Bell-kun!
[08:58] ---
    Surprised?
[08:59] ---
    I sure am! I can't believe
    we're recruiting people!
[09:03] ---
    After the War Game,
    our reputation is incredible!
[09:07] ---
    We can't miss this chance!
[09:10] ---
    Isn't this a little too sudden?
[09:12] ---
    The two of us just joined.
[09:14] ---
    Not at all. If anything,
    this is our chance to recruit people!
[09:19] ---
    The Hestia Familia is aiming for Orario's top!
[09:26] ---
    W-Wow, Goddess!
[09:31] ---
    Now we're no longer a minor familia, Bell-kun!
[09:37] ---
    Hooray! Hooray!
[09:38] ---
    They're excited, huh?
[09:40] ---
    Of course. Look at all those people.
[09:43] ---
    It's not just humans.
[09:45] ---
    Elves, dwarves, animal people,
    and even Amazons.
[09:49] ---
    Some of them don't even look like adventurers.
[09:52] ---
    Who are these people?
[09:54] ---
    They're from outside.
[09:56] ---
    They came all the way to
    Orario to join our familia.
[10:01] ---
    That's how far the rumors
    about us have spread.
[10:07] ---
    Looks like it's true that
    we've got a reputation now.
[10:11] ---
    What are you doing, Li'l Lili?
[10:13] ---
    They might be joining us.
[10:14] ---
    I need to start making a list of
    people I should watch out for.
[10:19] ---
    Watch out for what?
[10:24] ---
    No! She's an absolute no!
[10:26] ---
    She'll disturb the peace!
[10:27] ---
    Where do you even buy clothes like that?
[10:33] ---
    She's a no-go, too!
[10:35] ---
    She's the type he'd want to protect! And
    her character type overlaps with mine, anyway!
[10:42] ---
    And she's no good, either! Just to be safe!
[10:45] ---
    Knowing Bell-sama,
    there's no telling what could happen!
[10:47] ---
    So just to be safe,
    she's a no-go! Just to be safe!
[10:49] ---
    Sheesh...
[10:51] ---
    Sheesh... What a disaster.
[10:53] ---
    I gave into the temptation
    of a morning bath,
[10:55] ---
    and enjoyed myself until
    it was this late.
[10:57] ---
    Where did my clothes go?
[11:12] ---
    "Do not touch"?
[11:13] ---
    Is that Hestia-sama's writing?
[11:16] ---
    She doesn't want it opened?
[11:18] ---
    Welcome, everyone!
[11:20] ---
    I am Hestia, this clan's goddess!
[11:24] ---
    First, I want to thank you all!
[11:27] ---
    From the fact that you chose my familia,
    I know you have incredibly good taste!
[11:37] ---
    Hey, what is this?
[11:39] ---
    I'm not sure.
[11:41] ---
    First, show me your spirit!
[11:48] ---
    Do you want to join the Hestia Familia?
[11:51] ---
    Yes!
[11:53] ---
    Is Hestia the best goddess?
[11:56] ---
    Yes!
[11:58] ---
    Is Bell-kun cute?
[12:02] ---
    Yes!
[12:02] ---
    W-Wait!
[12:04] ---
    Are potato snacks piping hot?
[12:06] ---
    Yes!
[12:08] ---
    Are twin tails the best?
[12:11] ---
    Yes!
[12:14] ---
    Firebolt!
[12:14] ---
    Well, I'm used to weird deities...
[12:16] ---
    Firebolt!
[12:22] ---
    Okay. Let's get started!
[12:28] ---
    First, we'll start with one-on-one
     interviews with me...
[12:30] ---
    Hestia-sama?
[12:32] ---
    What's wrong?
[12:34] ---
    Th-This was in our things.
[12:41] ---
    Give it back!
[12:44] ---
    A debt slip for 200 million valis!
[12:49] ---
    Hestia-sama? Is 200 million valis...
[12:53] ---
    Two hundred million?
[12:55] ---
    Two hundred million?
[12:56] ---
    That's an incredible amount of money.
[12:58] ---
    That's awful.
[13:11] ---
    No, everyone! This isn't, like, bad debt.
[13:15] ---
    So it's real?
[13:17] ---
    She just admitted it.
[13:18] ---
    This place is nuts.
[13:19] ---
    This is no good.
[13:22] ---
    And he believed me, too!
[13:24] ---
    Even if I'm 200 million in debt...
[13:29] ---
    Do you still want to join the Hestia Familia?
[13:39] ---
    And nobody's left.
[13:45] ---
    Hey, there.
[13:47] ---
    What just happened?
[13:54] ---
    That's Hephaistios-sama's signature.
[13:57] ---
    Hephaistios-sama's?
[13:59] ---
    Hestia-sama's signature is here, too.
[14:01] ---
    And this is the right paperwork.
[14:03] ---
    It's definitely real.
[14:13] ---
    That's the price of the Hestia Knife?!
[14:19] ---
    I-I've been stabbing with 200 million...
[14:23] ---
    Striking with 200 million...
    Defending myself with 200 million...
[14:27] ---
    Two hundred million...
[14:30] ---
    Hey, Bell! Bell!
[14:32] ---
    It's no good! He's out cold!
[14:37] ---
    What is this?
[14:40] ---
    Sorry. I'd actually forgotten all about it.
[14:45] ---
    Two hundred million valis!
    Two hundred million!
[14:48] ---
    She was taking the payments out
    of my paycheck, so I just forgot.
[14:59] ---
    Sorry.
[15:02] ---
    Well, I understand that it's the
    debt from Bell-sama's knife.
[15:06] ---
    But you should've at least
    told us how much it was.
[15:09] ---
    It was so shocking, he can't get out of bed!
[15:13] ---
    Bell-dono was looking forward
    to having new members, too.
[15:18] ---
    By the way, how much money from
    Apollo-sama do we have left?
[15:23] ---
    Money? It's all gone.
[15:26] ---
    We had so much, though!
[15:27] ---
    The renovations cost
    more than I thought.
[15:31] ---
    But hey, now we've got a nice Home, right?
[15:35] ---
    Fine!
[15:38] ---
    Let's head down into the Dungeon more.
[15:40] ---
    Yeah. We'll need to get real
    aggressive about doing quests.
[15:43] ---
    Hold it. I'm not going to rely on you for this.
[15:46] ---
    This debt was personal. I can't cause
    trouble for the familia over it.
[15:50] ---
    I'll repay it myself!
[15:51] ---
    All 200 million valis?
[15:56] ---
    I can do it!
[15:57] ---
    The amount is proof of the
    depth of my love for Bell-kun!
[16:01] ---
    I won't let anybody else pay it!
[16:03] ---
    I don't think a ton of debt
    is the way to prove your love.
[16:06] ---
    Shaddup!
[16:07] ---
    Anyway, this is my decision.
[16:10] ---
    You don't have to worry about a thing.
[16:13] ---
    We're done here.
[16:14] ---
    Where are you going?
[16:15] ---
    To my room! Good work today!
[16:21] ---
    What do you think?
[16:23] ---
    It wouldn't kill her to
    rely on us a little more.
[16:33] ---
    Oh, you finally awake, Bell?
[16:36] ---
    Welf... Where am I?
[16:38] ---
    I'm sure you've got a lot of questions.
[16:40] ---
    But why don't we go somewhere
    to wake you up first?
[16:42] ---
    Wake me up?
[16:52] ---
    I'm a no-good goddess, aren't I?
[16:57] ---
    This place is nicer than I thought.
[16:59] ---
    Check it out, Bell!
[17:03] ---
    Bell-kun?
[17:04] ---
    You're right.
[17:06] ---
    And it's all thanks to
    Mikoto-san and her passion.
[17:08] ---
    Yeah, but I do think she
    went a little overboard.
[17:16] ---
    Nah, I was just thinking you're starting
    to get an adventurer's muscles.
[17:21] ---
    You look like you've got
    more definition than before.
[17:24] ---
    It's really impressive.
[17:26] ---
    Y-You think so?
[17:27] ---
    Yeah.
[17:28] ---
    Stop it!
[17:33] ---
    Don't!
[17:36] ---
    Oh, Hestia-sama!
[17:38] ---
    What are you doing?
[17:39] ---
    Shh! Be quiet!
[17:41] ---
    Miss Supporter, every girl
    deserves the right to peek!
[17:50] ---
    Looks like you're feeling
    a little better.
[17:54] ---
    You just collapsed, so I got worried.
[17:57] ---
    Don't think too much. It's not like you.
[18:01] ---
    Thanks, Welf.
[18:03] ---
    For joining the Hestia Familia.
[18:06] ---
    Where's this coming from?
[18:08] ---
    I just thought I needed to thank you.
[18:12] ---
    And Lili and Mikoto-san, too.
[18:15] ---
    I'm really happy.
[18:18] ---
    Living in the same Home with all of you
     feels kind of strange.
[18:24] ---
    I never thought it would
    be like this when we met.
[18:28] ---
    Of course not. Neither did I.
[18:36] ---
    Like Mikoto-san... I met her when she
    brought a group of monsters down on me.
[18:42] ---
    That's right.
[18:43] ---
    But after that, she saved me so many times.
[18:46] ---
    She left the familia she loved to
    join me and help us in the War Game.
[18:53] ---
    I can't thank her enough.
[18:55] ---
    Yeah.
[18:57] ---
    And Lili...
[18:59] ---
    She taught me all kinds of
    things when I knew nothing.
[19:03] ---
    It's thanks to her that I
    became a real adventurer.
[19:09] ---
    She's the first comrade I had
    who was always there for me.
[19:15] ---
    Bell-sama...
[19:18] ---
    And my goddess...
[19:21] ---
    My goddess is the one who found me.
[19:27] ---
    She gave me a place to belong.
[19:32] ---
    Everything that happened to me since
    I came to Orario is a gift from her.
[19:37] ---
    Some people say she's a no-good goddess.
[19:40] ---
    But to me, she's more important than anything.
    She's the best goddess there is.
[19:50] ---
    It feels like everyone helps me,
    and I do nothing for them.
[19:54] ---
    Is that okay?
[19:55] ---
    Of course it is.
[19:58] ---
    Just like you think we helped you,
    you helped us, too!
[20:04] ---
    Supporting each other like
    that is what familias do!
[20:08] ---
    Bell-kun!
[20:10] ---
    Bell-kun! Bell-kun!
[20:14] ---
    Bell-kun!
[20:22] ---
    Goddess?
[20:23] ---
    Bell-kun!
[20:25] ---
    Hestia-sama!
[20:27] ---
    What are you doing, Goddess?
[20:28] ---
    I'm so happy to have a child like you!
[20:35] ---
    Stop it, you two!
[20:35] ---
    Hestia-sama! Hestia-sama!
[20:39] ---
    What are you doing?
[20:42] ---
    Let me go!
[20:43] ---
    Let me go be with my beloved Bell-kun!
[20:49] ---
    I guess I was trying to be a show-off.
[20:52] ---
    But I'm done with that.
[20:55] ---
    I'll return the money, no matter
    how many years it takes.
[20:58] ---
    So I want you to support me.
[21:02] ---
    Help me.
[21:04] ---
    I may be a no-good goddess
    in a ton of debt, but...
[21:09] ---
    Is that okay?
[21:19] ---
    Okay, to a new start for the Hestia Familia!
[21:22] ---
    Cheers!
[21:26] ---
    If only this was alcohol and not water...
[21:29] ---
    Coming, coming...
[21:31] ---
    Who's there?
[21:32] ---
    Chigusa-dono! Perfect timing!
[21:36] ---
    It's just time for dinner,
    so why don't you...
[21:38] ---
    Mikoto...
[21:50] ---
    N-No...
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Ishtar Familia
    City of Lust
[23:37] ---
    Next time: "Ishtar Familia."

E6 - Ishtar Familia - City of Lust

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[00:11] ---
    Get ready, everyone.
[00:13] ---
    Night is here.
[00:17] ---
    Find customers.
[00:19] ---
    Serve the men.
[00:21] ---
    Share in their lusts!
[00:23] ---
    It's time once again to crave love!
[00:41] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
[00:43] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN    Ishtar Familia
    City of Lust
[02:04] ---
    I-I'll be going to bed early tonight!
[02:07] All
    Okay! Goodnight!
[02:23] ---
    Okay, let's follow her.
[02:25] ---
    It's been forever since I've tailed anybody!
[02:27] ---
    I-Is this okay?
[02:30] ---
    I guess we were right to think
    she's been acting weird lately.
[02:34] ---
    Just like somebody else we know,
    she's not hard to figure out.
[02:40] ---
    I-Is that...
[02:47] ---
    I knew it. She's going with Chigusa-sama.
[02:50] ---
    Where are they going?
[02:54] ---
    Wait! There?!
[03:08] ---
    Welf, is this...
[03:12] ---
    Um...
[03:12] ---
    Yup. The City of Night.
[03:15] ---
    Also known as The Pleasure Quarter.
[03:18] ---
    That explains it.
[03:20] ---
    If they're coming here,
    that explains why they couldn't tell us.
[03:23] ---
    What do you think they're after?
[03:25] ---
    This seems like the last place in
    the world they'd want to visit.
[03:29] ---
    Let's get moving.
[03:30] ---
    The crowds get pretty big around here.
[03:31] ---
    Don't lose them.
[03:35] ---
    I never wanted Bell-sama
    to come to this place.
[03:41] ---
    Come on over, mister! Let's have some fun!
[03:42] ---
    The sights of this place never change...
    Or the smells.
[03:43] ---
    Hey, come here...
[03:48] ---
    Have you been here?
[03:50] ---
    My old co-workers dragged me here.
[03:54] ---
    It wasn't for me, so I left immediately.
[03:56] ---
    You there, boy with the white hair!
[03:58] ---
    Want to spend the night with me?
[04:00] ---
    He's already got someone!
[04:02] ---
    Where are they going?
[04:07] ---
    That's bad. Let's go.
[04:10] ---
    It's what you've all been
    waiting for! Service time!
[04:15] ---
    Er... Um... Please...
[04:17] ---
    Welf! Lili!
[04:26] ---
    You saved us.
[04:28] ---
    Thank you.
[04:30] ---
    But what are you doing here?
[04:33] ---
    You were acting weird. We knew
    it was rude, but followed you.
[04:38] ---
    We're all in the same familia now.
[04:40] ---
    Don't hide anything from us.
[04:43] ---
    Sorry...
[04:44] ---
    D-Don't blame Mikoto.
[04:47] ---
    It was my idea.
[04:49] ---
    Can you explain?
[04:52] ---
    You see, Chigusa-dono told me that
[04:56] ---
    a friend of ours from our
    homeland might be working here.
[05:01] ---
    By working, you mean...
[05:05] ---
    She's a very dear friend we
    played with when we were little.
[05:09] ---
    But she disappeared several years ago.
[05:13] ---
    Unlike us, she's of noble birth.
[05:17] ---
    It's impossible to believe that
    she'd be in the Pleasure Quarter.
[05:21] ---
    We came here so that we could see
    for ourselves before talking to you.
[05:27] ---
    Noble birth, huh?
[05:29] ---
    I understand your situation.
[05:31] ---
    But I don't think it's a good
    idea to just go walking in there.
[05:35] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:36] ---
    For now, let's get out of here.
[05:39] ---
    We can gather information on her later.
[05:42] ---
    Hey, where's Bell?
[05:45] ---
    Bell-dono was here, too?
[05:59] ---
    I'm totally lost.
[06:02] ---
    Wh-Which way do I go?
[06:35] ---
    A fox-type animal person... A renard?
[06:38] ---
    Hey, is that you Bell-kun?
[06:41] ---
    Hermes-sama!
[06:43] ---
    Didn't think I'd see you here.
[06:45] ---
    I guess you're about that age, huh?
[06:48] ---
    Seen anybody you like?
[06:50] ---
    N-No, that's not it...
[06:53] ---
    What are you doing here?
[06:55] ---
    Hey, you're not supposed to just
    come out and ask that, you know.
[06:58] ---
    Make sure you don't tell
    anybody I was here, okay?
[07:02] ---
    Promise me.
[07:05] ---
    Oh, as the sign of a promise between men...
[07:08] ---
    Here.
[07:11] ---
    What is this?
[07:13] ---
    It's an aphrodisiac.
[07:15] ---
    See you around Bell-kun!
[07:16] ---
    I hope it's a fun night for us both!
[07:19] ---
    W-Wait!
[07:22] ---
    I don't need this!
[07:24] ---
    You can have it back!
[07:28] ---
    Sorry! Are you okay?
[07:35] ---
    I haven't seen you before.
[07:39] ---
    You're quite enticing, aren't you?
[07:42] ---
    I'm Aisha.
[07:43] ---
    Who are you?
[07:48] ---
    Want to buy me for the night?
[07:51] ---
    No, I'm not...
[07:55] ---
    I can't get her off me?
[07:58] ---
    Be still.
[08:02] ---
    Aisha, who's that?
[08:03] ---
    Your customer for the night?
[08:05] ---
    I just found him here.
[08:07] ---
    He looks so innocent, doesn't he?
[08:10] ---
    He's cute!
[08:12] ---
    First time here, kid?
[08:17] ---
    Hey, Aisha.
[08:19] ---
    This human's the Little Rookie, isn't he?
[08:24] ---
    From the War Game!
[08:26] ---
    That's right!
[08:27] ---
    White hair and red eyes!
[08:29] ---
    The Record Holder, the fastest
    to rank up in history!
[08:33] ---
    I found him first!
[08:36] ---
    Nobody else can have him!
[08:38] ---
    W-Wait!
[08:40] ---
    I just came to find some
    folks from my familia!
[08:44] ---
    Get off me!
[08:46] ---
    Yeah, right.
[08:47] ---
    You're ready to have fun, aren't you?
[08:50] ---
    Look. This stuff's really expensive.
[08:52] ---
    Really expensive?
[08:54] ---
    Okay, let's get going.
[08:56] ---
    We're bringing someone Home!
[08:59] ---
    Um, you've got it all wrong!
[09:00] ---
    I can't tell you why,
    but you've got it all wrong!
[09:07] ---
    Please, let me go!
[09:09] ---
    I didn't mean to...
[09:11] ---
    Give it up!
[09:13] ---
    You're coming to me after Aisha!
[09:15] ---
    No way! I'm next!
[09:18] ---
    Is your prey for the night that human, Aisha?
[09:23] ---
    Ishtar-sama?
[09:25] ---
    Ishtar-sama, don't look at him!
[09:28] ---
    You'll just charm him and
    steal him away again!
[09:35] ---
    I have a guest coming tonight.
[09:37] ---
    I don't have time for
    inexperienced little boys.
[09:40] ---
    So that's Ishtar-sama?
[09:43] ---
    Which means this...
[09:45] ---
    is the Home of the Ishtar Familia?
[09:49] (Flashback) ---
    The Ishtar Familia is one of
    the most powerful in Orario.
[09:54] (Flashback) ---
    There are a lot of reasons for this, but...
[09:58] (Flashback) ---
    I don't think you need to
    associate with any of them, Bell-kun!
[10:00] ---
    So that means...
[10:04] ---
    What does it mean?!
[10:06] ---
    I said I'm going first!
[10:08] ---
    No fair, Lena!
[10:10] ---
    Get her off of him!
[10:17] ---
    I'm afraid there aren't any open rooms.
[10:19] ---
    You'll have to wait
    here until one's available.
[10:21] ---
    Of course, if you like,
    we can get started here.
[10:27] ---
    Isn't that a problem?
[10:28] ---
    I'm from a different Familia... and, er...
[10:32] ---
    Having a rival adventurer
     in your Home isn't...
[10:35] ---
    It happens every night.
[10:38] ---
    Don't you know where Amazons come from?
[10:42] ---
    We kidnap men and have our way with them.
[10:49] ---
    Will you be going back tomorrow?
[10:51] ---
    Or the day after?
[10:53] ---
    We'll drain you of every last drop!
[11:00] ---
    I smell a young man!
[11:11] ---
    What are you doing here, Phryne?
[11:13] ---
    How dare you speak that way to the
    commander of this familia, Aisha.
[11:20] ---
    I saw you in the War Game!
[11:23] ---
    So you're going to devour
    the Little Rookie?
[11:26] ---
    That sounds fun.
[11:29] ---
    You're my type.
[11:33] ---
    Don't be ridiculous.
[11:35] ---
    He's our prey.
[11:37] ---
    I'm bored. There aren't many
    men left who are worthy of me.
[11:42] ---
    I can at least have a taste, can't I?
[11:44] ---
    Do you know how many men
    your "tasting" has ruined?
[11:49] ---
    They just can't be satisfied
    by anybody but me!
[11:54] ---
    It's hard being so beautiful!
[11:57] ---
    Ishtar-sama's pretty,
    but she's no match for me.
[12:02] ---
    She's serious.
[12:04] ---
    You're crazy!
[12:06] ---
    Thanks to you, men have
    stopped coming to our Home!
[12:08] ---
    It's even getting hard to kidnap them!
[12:10] ---
    Stop whining.
[12:12] ---
    You ugly girls aren't nearly
    as cute or as strong as me.
[12:17] ---
    Look in a damn mirror, you toad.
[12:20] ---
    I'm tired of talking about this.
[12:23] ---
    Let's settle this in the Amazon style.
[12:27] ---
    Fine with me, monster!
[12:37] ---
    First to get him wins!
[12:39] ---
    Run, run!
[12:42] ---
    I can tell...
[12:43] ---
    If they catch me, I'll cease to be who I am!
[12:52] ---
    My hopes and dreams, my desires...
    They'll all shatter!
[12:55] ---
    And Bell Cranel will be done for!
[12:59] ---
    Run!
[13:02] ---
    The Little Rookie ran, I heard!
[13:04] ---
    If you catch him there's a reward.
[13:07] ---
    It's not just their Home.
[13:09] ---
    The Ishtar Familia's influence spreads
    all over the Pleasure Quarter.
[13:14] ---
    They'll catch me unless I can get out.
[13:17] ---
    Where's the exit?! The exit!
[13:19] ---
    There he is!
[13:37] ---
    He came inside!
[13:39] ---
    Find him! He's got to be somewhere!
[14:05] ---
    I've been waiting for you, sir.
[14:11] ---
    I will be your companion for the night.
[14:15] ---
    My name is Haruhime.
[14:23] ---
    Please, come this way.
[14:25] ---
    Huh...? Er, um... wai—
[14:30] ---
    No, I... I...
[14:39] ---
    I-Is it your first time?
[14:43] ---
    Pardon?!
[14:44] ---
    Very well.
[14:46] ---
    Please leave everything to me.
[14:50] ---
    Er, w-wait!
[14:53] ---
    It's okay, sir.
[14:55] ---
    L-Let me handle... e-everything.
[15:03] ---
    Please relax.
[15:08] ---
    A man...
[15:09] ---
    A man?
[15:12] ---
    A man's collarbone?
[15:19] ---
    Um... Hello?
[15:27] ---
    I-I'm so sorry!
[15:30] ---
    I thought you were a customer...
    and then I completely embarrassed myself.
[15:34] ---
    N-N-No, it's my fault for barging in.
[15:39] ---
    My name is Haruhime.
[15:41] ---
    Who are you?
[15:43] ---
    I'm Bell Cranel.
[15:46] ---
    Cranel-sama?
[15:49] ---
    If you're not a customer,
    then what are you doing at this brothel?
[15:54] ---
    Um... I...
[15:58] ---
    I see. Aisha-san and her
    friends were chasing you?
[16:02] ---
    You know her?
[16:05] ---
    Yes.
[16:06] ---
    She's always been very good to me.
[16:08] ---
    I see.
[16:11] ---
    It will be difficult for a
    first-timer to escape this area.
[16:15] ---
    I'll take you to a
    shortcut when dawn comes.
[16:19] ---
    I-Is that okay?
[16:21] ---
    Yes.
[16:22] ---
    I doubt we'll ever see each other again,
[16:25] ---
    but I'd still like to be of service to you.
[16:31] ---
    In exchange...
[16:34] ---
    Please talk to me until
    it's time for you to go.
[16:38] ---
    Talk to you?
[16:41] ---
    So you came to Orario
    to be an adventurer?
[16:46] ---
    Yes.
[16:46] ---
    I had... something like a dream.
[16:49] ---
    And no money, too.
[16:51] ---
    I see.
[16:53] ---
    I came from the Far East to this
    town for reasons of my own.
[16:57] ---
    The Far East?
[16:58] ---
    Yes.
[16:59] ---
    It's a beautiful place,
    with four distinct seasons.
[17:03] ---
    But I was disowned by my
    family when I was eleven.
[17:09] ---
    Disowned... Your family kicked you out?
[17:13] ---
    I angered my father. It couldn't be helped.
[17:19] ---
    After that, many things happened...
[17:21] ---
    And I was sold to the Ishtar Familia
    here in the Pleasure Quarter.
[17:27] ---
    B-But... I always wanted
    to come to Orario.
[17:31] ---
    Even in the Far East,
     there are many plays set here.
[17:36] ---
    The Dungeon Oratoria?
[17:38] ---
    Yes!
[17:39] ---
    The story about knights from far lands
[17:42] ---
    traveling through the Dungeon
    in search of the grail...
[17:44] ---
    That's "The Adventures of Garlad"!
[17:46] ---
    He goes to search for the grail to save
    his queen from an incurable illness.
[17:50] ---
    You know it?
[17:52] ---
    Then what about the wizard who saves
    the spirit sealed in the lamp?
[17:56] ---
    "The Wizard Aladin"!
[17:59] ---
    Are you a fan of hero
    stories too, Haruhime-san?
[18:02] ---
    Yes, I love them!
[18:07] ---
    I brought it as promised.
[18:10] ---
    I'm sure you understand, but not
    a word of this is to get out.
[18:14] ---
    I know.
[18:16] ---
    I'm not going to betray your trust.
[18:19] ---
    But what do you intend to do with this?
[18:21] ---
    Did you look inside?
[18:22] ---
    I just happened to see.
[18:26] ---
    I'll be showing you something
    interesting before too long.
[18:31] ---
    Something that will make that woman
[18:33] ---
    who thinks she's a queen
    crawl on the ground.
[18:36] ---
    Goddesses sure are scary.
[18:39] ---
    Hermes, do you have any information
    that would please me?
[18:43] ---
    Any weaknesses she would have?
[18:45] ---
    If I did, I would've given
    it to you a long time ago.
[18:48] ---
    I couldn't lie in the presence
    of a Goddess of Beauty.
[18:55] ---
    "Diraldo the Lost,"
     and "The Holy Legend of Girgio."
[18:59] ---
    You've read lots of stories, haven't you?
[19:02] ---
    You're amazing, Cranel-sama!
[19:05] ---
    You know everything!
[19:07] ---
    All I do is read those hero stories.
[19:10] ---
    You seem to know lots of other stories, too.
[19:14] ---
    But the stories I love the
    most are stories of heroes.
[19:18] ---
    The ancient Far East story of a tiny
    warrior who saves a girl from a monster...
[19:26] ---
    "Little Five-Inch," right?
[19:30] ---
    I want to be taken by the hand
[19:33] ---
    and lead by a hero to the world
    I've always longed for.
[19:38] ---
    I know that's just a dream, though.
[19:42] ---
    I don't have the right to be taken anywhere.
[19:46] ---
    That's not...
[19:48] ---
    A hero wouldn't abandon someone like you!
[19:52] ---
    Don't say you don't have the right...
[19:53] ---
    You're very kind, Cranel-sama.
[19:57] ---
    But I'm not a beautiful princess,
[20:01] ---
    or a saint offered up as a sacrifice.
[20:05] ---
    I'm a prostitute.
[20:08] ---
    I may be inexperienced,
[20:10] ---
    but I've shared my bed with many men.
[20:15] ---
    I didn't protect my chastity
    with a strong will.
[20:19] ---
    I offered myself to them
    in exchange for money.
[20:22] ---
    Why would they save a filthy girl like me?
[20:32] ---
    To a hero, a prostitute is
    a symbol of destruction.
[20:36] ---
    On the day I realized I was no longer pure,
[20:39] ---
    I lost the right to read
    those beautiful stories.
[20:45] ---
    I'm no longer allowed to wish for them.
[20:49] ---
    I'm just a prostitute.
[20:56] ---
    It's time, isn't it?
[20:59] ---
    This was very fun.
[21:01] ---
    Thank you.
[21:06] ---
    If you follow this road,
    you'll come out on Daedalus Street.
[21:09] ---
    Aisha-san won't find you here.
[21:12] ---
    Now go.
[21:23] ---
    What are you doing?
[21:27] ---
    You'll catch a cold. Let's go.
[21:30] ---
    Okay!
[21:41] ---
    Bell Cranel, huh?
[21:43] ---
    I don't know why that woman would
    be so obsessed with a kid like that.
[21:49] ---
    But very well.
[21:51] ---
    I'll steal him from her.
SIGN    Renard
    Fox Person
SIGN    Next Time
[23:37] ---
    Next time: "Renard."

E7 - Renard - Fox Person

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[00:03] ---
    You went to the Pleasure Quarter,
    and didn't come back till morning?
[00:07] ---
    Y-Yes...
[00:09] ---
    Hestia-sama, like I said, it's all my fault.
[00:12] ---
    It's not Bell-dono's...
[00:13] ---
    Shut up, Mikoto-kun.
[00:16] ---
    So, Bell-kun?
[00:19] ---
    Does that mean you did what I think you did?
[00:22] ---
    What you think...
[00:24] ---
    N-No way!
[00:26] ---
    Then what were you doing?
[00:29] ---
    And also, I want to know why you had this.
[00:34] (Flashback) ---
    Make sure you don't tell
    anybody I was here, okay?
[00:38] (Flashback) ---
    Promise me.
[00:41] ---
    I-I didn't do anything weird, okay?
[00:48] ---
    Hestia-sama...
[00:52] ---
    You can't lie to a goddess.
[00:55] ---
    Bell-kun is telling the truth.
[00:59] ---
    But!
[01:00] ---
    I'm still mad at you for going
    to the Pleasure Quarter.
[01:02] ---
    I'm mad that you even wanted
    to go to the Pleasure Quarter!
[01:06] ---
    I told you, I didn't want—
[01:08] ---
    I'm going to punish you!
[01:10] ---
    You're ordered to go help the neighbors!
[01:12] ---
    O-Okay...
[01:22] ---
    I got my Goddess mad at me...
[01:25] ---
    Hero! Help me!
[01:28] ---
    Set the princess free, monster!
[01:34] (Flashback) ---
    Why would they save a filthy girl like me?
[01:41] ---
    There was nothing I could say to her.
[01:55] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
[01:57] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN    Renard
    Fox Person
[03:21] ---
    Bell-dono, let us help.
[03:26] ---
    But this was my punishment.
[03:28] ---
    We went to the Pleasure Quarter, too.
[03:31] ---
    It's our fault, too.
[03:32] ---
    We're also responsible.
[03:34] ---
    I'm curious what you were
    doing until morning, though.
[03:40] ---
    This is all my fault.
[03:43] ---
    I'm so sorry, Bell-dono.
[03:46] ---
    It's fine, Mikoto-san.
[03:49] ---
    But why did you go to the Pleasure Quarter?
[03:52] ---
    I was looking for a certain renard.
    I heard that she was there.
[03:59] ---
    Renard?
[04:01] ---
    But in the end, I couldn't find her.
[04:04] ---
    Is her name Haruhime-san?
[04:07] ---
    How did you know?
[04:09] ---
    Do you know something?
[04:11] ---
    Um, actually...
[04:15] ---
    I see.
[04:17] ---
    I didn't think it was true...
    but she really was in a brothel, huh?
[04:23] ---
    She was so pure...
[04:25] ---
    Mikoto-san...
[04:27] ---
    Um...
[04:28] ---
    Don't get any ideas about going to save her.
[04:33] ---
    Lili?
[04:34] ---
    The War Game just ended. Are you
    going to start another fight?
[04:39] ---
    That would put a heavy burden
    on Hestia-sama's shoulders.
[04:45] ---
    Hey, Li'l Lili.
[04:46] ---
    You don't need to try and
    be the villain here.
[04:50] ---
    I am not!
[04:52] ---
    As a member of the familia,
    I agree with her.
[04:57] ---
    We can't put the familia in danger.
[05:00] ---
    They're both right, Bell-dono.
[05:03] ---
    Please, forget it.
[05:06] ---
    Please, Mia! Pass a message to Freya-sama!
[05:09] ---
    What the heck is this about?
[05:12] ---
    Do it yourself.
[05:14] ---
    This time, it's life or death for me!
[05:17] ---
    Bell-kun's going to be in danger,
     in a lot of ways!
[05:21] ---
    What's up with the kid?
[05:24] ---
    Ishtar, of all people,
    has got her eye on him!
[05:27] ---
    Why are you talking about
    that goddess all of a sudden?
[05:31] ---
    I couldn't help it!
[05:33] ---
    It's not my fault!
[05:35] ---
    What do you mean Bell-san's
    in danger, Hermes-sama?
[05:40] ---
    Syr-chan!
[05:41] ---
    How did Ishtar-san even find out about him?
[05:45] ---
    Did you send him into the Pleasure Quarter?
[05:49] ---
    No way! I swear to the gods!
[05:52] ---
    Really?
[05:53] ---
    Can you say for sure you had
    nothing to do with this?
[05:56] ---
    S-Syr-chan! You're just a waitress,
    you can't go around scaring gods!
[06:04] ---
    Bell-kun!
[06:07] ---
    Eina-san!
[06:09] ---
    Is something on your mind?
[06:13] ---
    I can tell when I see that look on your face.
[06:15] ---
    I'm your advisor.
    Tell me what's on your mind.
[06:21] ---
    Right!
[06:22] ---
    You went to the Pleasure Quarter
    and didn't come back till morning?
[06:26] ---
    I couldn't help it!
[06:28] ---
    I mean, I know you're a boy.
[06:31] ---
    I c-c-can understand how you'd be
    interested in that, but... but...
[06:37] ---
    You just can't!
[06:39] ---
    You can't go to a place like that!
[06:41] ---
    I-I-I'm sorry!
[06:45] ---
    So you wanted to know
    about the Ishtar Familia?
[06:48] ---
    Right.
[06:49] ---
    They're a high-ranking familia,
     both in terms of
[06:53] ---
    their financial status and
    Dungeon accomplishments.
[06:56] ---
    Many of the Amazons that engage
     in combat are at least Level 3.
[07:00] ---
    Their captain, Phryne Jamil,
    is a Level 5, Rank 1 adventurer.
[07:06] ---
    Phryne-san?
[07:07] ---
    She almost beat Miss Wallenstein!
[07:12] ---
    Ais-san almost lost to her?
[07:14] ---
    It was years ago, though.
[07:17] ---
    Miss Jamil was relatively stronger then.
[07:20] ---
    I see.
[07:22] ---
    Um, do you know anything
    about an Amazon
[07:25] ---
    named Aisha-san and a renard
    named Haruhime-san?
[07:28] ---
    Aisha Belka is famous.
[07:30] ---
    She's Level 3, but close to a rank up.
[07:34] ---
    And the renard...
[07:37] ---
    She's not on the list.
[07:39] ---
    She may be a low-ranking
    non-combat member.
[07:42] ---
    What's on your mind?
[07:43] ---
    Oh, nothing...
[07:48] ---
    Listen, Bell-kun.
[07:50] ---
    I can't really say this too loudly, but...
[07:53] ---
    Yes?
[07:55] ---
    About five years ago, the Ishtar Familia was
[07:58] ---
    accused by several familias of having
    members who were far stronger
[08:02] ---
    than the levels that were
     being reported to the Guild.
[08:07] ---
    So they were lying about their strength?
[08:10] ---
    Yes. The Guild looked into it,
     but turned up nothing.
[08:15] ---
    But that wasn't the end of it.
[08:19] ---
    Their goddess, Ishtar, went back and
    accused the ones who'd gone after her,
[08:23] ---
    forcing them to be penalized.
[08:25] ---
    Many familias lost their power and,
     in the end, were destroyed.
[08:31] ---
    She also demanded that the Guild pay a fine,
[08:35] ---
    because so much personal
    information had leaked to it.
[08:39] ---
    She made the Guild pay?
[08:43] ---
    Ever since then, the Guild's
    been in a bad position,
[08:46] ---
    and can no longer intervene in what
    goes on in the Pleasure Quarter.
[08:51] ---
    Bell-kun, the Ishtar Familia
    is far scarier than they look.
[08:57] ---
    It's better that you just stay away from them.
[09:02] ---
    Lili was right...
[09:05] ---
    If I get more involved with the Ishtar Familia,
[09:08] ---
    I'll cause problems for my
    goddess and everybody else.
[09:18] ---
    Heroic stories...
[09:23] ---
    "I know about you, Whore of Babylon!
[09:26] ---
    How many men have you seduced
    and led to terrible ends?
[09:31] ---
    You should be ashamed, whore!"
[09:34] ---
    A scene where a hero gets involved with
    a prostitute and almost meets his end.
[09:39] ---
    The hero regains his honor by slaying her.
[09:44] (Flashback) ---
    To a hero, a prostitute is
    a symbol of destruction.
[09:49] ---
    A prostitute never stands next to a hero.
[09:55] ---
    Grandfather, what do I do?
[10:03] ---
    Hey, mister...
[10:05] ---
    Come have some fun?
[10:08] ---
    Haruhime...
[10:10] ---
    Hey, Haruhime.
[10:14] ---
    Aisha-san?
[10:15] ---
    What's wrong? Did something happen?
[10:18] ---
    No. I was just dreaming.
[10:22] ---
    A dream that will never come true.
[10:28] ---
    I saw a traveling merchant selling these.
[10:31] ---
    He said they were candies from the Far East.
[10:37] ---
    You're always so kind to me.
[10:41] ---
    Thank you!
[10:44] ---
    Don't thank me for something like this.
[10:51] ---
    Haruhime-dono!
[10:54] ---
    It's me! Yamato Mikoto!
[10:58] ---
    Do you remember me?
[11:00] ---
    We ran in the fields of the Far East together!
[11:03] ---
    Haruhime-dono, please...
[11:05] ---
    I don't know you.
[11:11] ---
    You're mistaking me for someone else.
[11:14] ---
    Please go.
[11:17] ---
    Haruhime-dono! Haruhime-dono!
[11:25] ---
    You met Haruhime-san?
[11:27] ---
    Yes, but she rejected me.
[11:31] ---
    She said she didn't know me.
[11:36] ---
    Um, Mikoto-san...
[11:38] ---
    When she was in the Far East,
    what was Haruhime-san like?
[11:43] ---
    The reason I received the divine
    blessing of Takemikazuchi-sama
[11:48] ---
    was Haruhime-dono.
[11:50] ---
    I, Chigusa-dono, Ouka-dono,
    and the others...
[11:53] ---
    We all grew up in a Far Eastern
    shrine where the gods lived.
[12:00] ---
    We were very poor,
    but it was a very warm place.
[12:05] ---
    Haruhime-dono's mansion was at
    the base of a nearby mountain.
[12:10] ---
    She was of noble birth,
    and almost never left her home.
[12:16] ---
    But she heard, I'm told,
    rumors about our shrine.
[12:22] (Flashback) ---
    Father, I can't eat all this.
[12:26] (Flashback) ---
    Please give this to the gods at the shrine.
[12:31] ---
    This was the first thing she'd
    ever asked her father for.
[12:36] ---
    That's how we met her, but...
[12:41] ---
    She always looked so lonely in her mansion.
[12:45] ---
    Takemikazuchi-sama decided to help her.
[12:48] (Flashback) ---
    Go get her, kids!
[12:53] ---
    That sounds like him.
[12:55] ---
    I'm afraid to say I was
    driven to help her, too.
[13:00] ---
    She helped us, so I wanted
    to drive away her loneliness.
[13:05] ---
    Is that why you accepted
    Takemikazuchi-sama's blessing?
[13:09] ---
    Yes. I gained my Status,
[13:11] ---
    and with Ouka-dono and Chigusa-dono,
    snuck into the mansion.
[13:17] ---
    We dodged the guards and took her
    out to the mountains every day.
[13:23] ---
    One day, they found us,
[13:25] ---
    but even after that, we continued
    our war with the guards,
[13:28] ---
    and again and again...
[13:33] (Flashback) ---
    Haruhime-dono!
[13:35] (Flashback) ---
    Haruhime-dono! Are you okay?
[13:39] (Flashback) ---
    You guys are like the heroes in stories!
[13:45] ---
    I was so proud that I could
    repay the debt I owed her...
[13:50] ---
    That I could make her smile.
[13:55] ---
    After that, we left the
    Far East to come to Orario.
[14:00] ---
    To make money to send to the shrine.
[14:04] ---
    And then I heard a rumor...
[14:08] ---
    Haruhime-dono had been deceived by a
    heartless person and sold to a slaver.
[14:14] ---
    If she's suffering now, I want to save her.
[14:25] ---
    Let's do it.
[14:28] ---
    I mean, like you used to do.
[14:32] ---
    Let's give her freedom.
[14:34] ---
    But... this is different than getting
    a young girl out of a mansion.
[14:44] ---
    Huh? Hermes-sama?
[14:47] ---
    Hey, Bell-kun! Mikoto-chan!
[14:50] ---
    What are you doing there?
[14:52] ---
    I was wondering if you were okay.
[14:57] ---
    Okay?
[14:58] ---
    I mean, feeling okay!
[15:01] ---
    Glad to see you're feelin' fine!
[15:03] ---
    Bye!
[15:04] ---
    Hermes-sama!
[15:07] ---
    What?
[15:08] ---
    Hermes-sama, do you know a lot
    about the Pleasure Quarter?
[15:16] ---
    I see. Your friend was bought
    by the Ishtar Familia, huh?
[15:21] ---
    Like Lili-san says, I can't
    recommend seizing her.
[15:26] ---
    You'll end up with a war on your hands.
[15:31] ---
    But...
[15:32] ---
    If she's a prostitute, that changes things.
[15:37] ---
    Prostitutes can be bought.
[15:39] ---
    Bought?
[15:41] ---
    It's a tradition in the Pleasure Quarter.
[15:44] ---
    You can pay a large sum to
    make a prostitute your own.
[15:46] ---
    It's common for this to work.
[15:49] ---
    But... tradition or not, would the
    Ishtar Familia let a member go?
[15:55] ---
    It would depend on her position.
[15:57] ---
    If she was a powerful fighter,
    it might be difficult.
[16:01] ---
    Th-Then it's fine!
[16:02] ---
    She should be a non-combatant
    with no Status!
[16:06] ---
    Then... Ishtar is, after all,
     a Goddess of Love.
[16:11] ---
    She'll allow it, as long
    as you have the money.
[16:15] ---
    Um... How much do we need?
[16:17] ---
    It would depend on her
     status within the group...
[16:20] ---
    But I've heard around two or three million.
[16:24] ---
    As strong as we are now...
[16:26] ---
    That's possible!
[16:29] ---
    Can you tell me more about her?
[16:33] ---
    If I get a chance, I'll ask Ishtar about her!
[16:37] ---
    Haruhime! Sanjono Haruhime!
[16:40] ---
    She's my age. And a renard!
[16:44] ---
    A renard?
[16:45] ---
    Yes.
[16:50] ---
    Hermes-sama?
[16:52] ---
    As a deliveryman,
[16:53] ---
    it's not proper for me to give out information
     about my clients or their packages.
[16:57] ---
    But I consider you friends.
[17:01] ---
    So I'll tell you.
[17:03] ---
    When I met you that day
    in the Pleasure Quarter,
[17:05] ---
    I was delivering something to Ishtar.
[17:10] ---
    An item called the Killing Stone.
[17:12] ---
    The Killing Stone?
[17:17] ---
    That's all I can tell you.
[17:19] ---
    See you later, Bell-kun, Mikoto-chan.
[17:25] ---
    What is a Killing Stone?
[17:28] ---
    I've never heard of it.
[17:30] ---
    But now we can save Haruhime-san, right?
[17:33] ---
    Yes!
[17:43] ---
    Kidnap the Little Rookie.
[17:46] ---
    Freya is very interested in him.
[17:50] ---
    But for some reason, she does nothing.
[17:53] ---
    So we'll take him for ourselves.
[17:57] ---
    If the kid became my slave,
[18:00] ---
    what would she think then?
[18:04] ---
    Ishtar-sama's so nasty.
[18:07] ---
    How scary.
[18:09] ---
    Don't try to taste him when you kidnap him.
[18:13] ---
    Phryne especially.
[18:15] ---
    If you do, he'll be unusable.
[18:19] ---
    That's so rude.
[18:22] ---
    The men become obsessed
    with me. I can't help it.
[18:28] ---
    Anyway, I'm first.
[18:30] ---
    When I'm done with him, you can have him.
[18:33] ---
    Do as you please with him.
[18:35] ---
    Right.
[18:36] ---
    The full moon is coming.
[18:39] ---
    The Killing Stone ritual is coming.
[18:42] ---
    When it's over, we start a war with Freya.
[18:46] ---
    If I have the kid,
    it'll be easy to provoke her.
[18:54] ---
    So how do we catch the rabbit?
[18:58] ---
    Up to you.
[19:00] ---
    But don't do it in public.
[19:03] ---
    We can't let the Freya Familia find out.
[19:07] ---
    That leaves one option, huh?
[19:22] ---
    Whoa, hey...
[19:24] ---
    You took out a Lygerfang in one hit?
[19:26] ---
    Amazing, you two.
[19:29] ---
    Yes, but...
[19:31] ---
    The pantry up ahead is full
     of starving monsters.
[19:35] ---
    Be careful.
[19:36] ---
    Let's go, guys!
[19:39] ---
    Mikoto-sama!
[19:41] ---
    I said be careful!
[19:46] ---
    Thank you for helping, Welf.
[19:49] ---
    I was pretty harsh earlier.
[19:52] ---
    But if you want to do something,
    I'll stand with you to the end.
[20:00] ---
    I'm not totally okay with this!
[20:04] ---
    Yeah, I know.
[20:06] ---
    But I have no complaints about
    making money in the Dungeon.
[20:12] ---
    Hey, did you find out anything about that
    item Hermes-sama was talking about?
[20:17] ---
    Oh, um...
[20:20] (Flashback) ---
    The Killing Stone?
[20:22] (Flashback) ---
    Never heard of it.
[20:25] ---
    Does it have something to do
    with Haruhime-san?
[20:29] ---
    Bell-sama, we're almost to the pantry.
[20:32] ---
    Be careful.
[20:33] ---
    Oh, okay!
[20:35] ---
    For now, I need to defeat
    monsters and get money.
[20:43] ---
    If you want to get a man
    when nobody's looking,
[20:46] ---
    the Dungeon's the place to do it.
[20:51] ---
    It's almost time.
[20:53] ---
    Do it.
[21:08] ---
    This is ridiculous!
[21:10] ---
    Even for a pantry, this is too many!
[21:14] ---
    We'll be separated!
[21:16] ---
    Stay closer!
[21:20] ---
    Fireb—
[21:25] ---
    Aisha-san!
[21:26] ---
    Why?
[21:31] ---
    If you want to hate someone,
    hate my fickle goddess!
[21:38] ---
    Or...
[21:39] ---
    She's fast!
[21:40] ---
    Curse yourself for attracting
    the attention of a goddess!
[21:47] ---
    And that power...
[21:49] ---
    She's Level 3, like me?
[21:57] ---
    At this rate...
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Ephemeral Dreams
    Killing Stone
[23:37] ---
    Next time: "Ephemeral Dreams."

E8 - Ephemeral Dreams - Killing Stone

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[00:21] ---
    Fireb—
[00:26] ---
    Aisha-san!
[00:28] ---
    Why?
[00:33] ---
    If you want to hate someone,
    hate my fickle goddess!
[00:40] ---
    Or...
[00:41] ---
    She's fast!
[00:42] ---
    Curse yourself for attracting
    the attention of a goddess!
[00:49] ---
    And that power...
[00:50] ---
    She's Level 3, like me?
[00:59] ---
    At this rate...
[01:06] ---
    Bell-dono!
[01:12] ---
    How did you know I'd be here?
[01:15] ---
    Well, it doesn't matter.
[01:58] ---
    We're pulling out, girls!
[02:00] ---
    Get ready!
[02:03] ---
    Aisha-san...
[02:06] ---
    Was this our target?
[02:10] ---
    Yes. Ishtar-sama's orders.
[02:35] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
[02:37] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN    Ephemeral Dreams
    Killing Stone
[04:18] ---
    Where am I?
[04:20] ---
    You're awake, huh?
[04:29] ---
    Find that toad!
[04:31] ---
    She intends to devour the
    Little Rookie herself!
[04:35] ---
    If that happens, she'll break him!
[04:39] ---
    If you find him, tell me!
[04:41] ---
    Go!
[04:59] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:03] ---
    Haruhime-dono...
[05:27] ---
    Just like I thought...
[05:29] ---
    You look delicious!
[05:39] ---
    Now, then...
[05:41] ---
    Where should we start?
[05:48] ---
    Struggle all you like.
[05:51] ---
    Only I know about this little love nest.
[05:55] ---
    Yell all you like. Nobody will come.
[06:03] ---
    I like that face.
[06:05] ---
    It's adorable.
[06:08] ---
    Now let's get started.
[06:14] ---
    Useless. Just wait.
[06:17] ---
    I'll go get some medicine.
[06:20] ---
    Anybody I use it on
    becomes obsessed with me.
[06:25] ---
    You won't be able to keep yourself off me.
[06:32] ---
    I'll turn you into a rabbit in heat!
[06:41] ---
    I-I have to run!
[06:52] ---
    Cranel-sama?
[06:54] ---
    Haruhime-san!
[06:56] ---
    S-Shh! Shh, Cranel-sama!
[07:08] ---
    You're free now.
[07:11] ---
    I was so scared!
[07:14] ---
    Cranel-sama, um...
[07:27] ---
    Did you find him?
[07:29] ---
    He's not over here!
[07:30] ---
    Tch! What a pain in the ass.
[07:39] ---
    Where did he go, damn it?
[07:41] ---
    Bell-dono...
[07:44] ---
    White Crow of Yata...
[07:52] ---
    Not in range, huh?
[07:55] ---
    Where did he go?
[07:56] ---
    He should be inside our Home! Find him!
[08:05] ---
    Haruhime!
[08:09] ---
    This is a secret passage, huh?
[08:12] ---
    Yes.
[08:13] ---
    It will take you to the
    Pleasure Quarter without being found.
[08:18] ---
    Um, thank you... for saving me.
[08:22] ---
    But Mikoto-san is still...
[08:26] ---
    I gave her the key.
[08:29] ---
    She'll be able to escape.
[08:34] ---
    But will you be okay?
[08:37] ---
    If they find out you did this...
[08:39] ---
    I'm sure Phryne-san already knows.
[08:44] ---
    I'm the only one who knows about that room.
[09:00] (Flashback) ---
    Tell nobody!
[09:04] ---
    But then...
[09:06] ---
    You'll be in danger!
[09:11] ---
    I've made my peace with this.
[09:32] ---
    What is this room?
[09:39] ---
    The ritual of the Killing Stone?
[09:41] ---
    You've made your peace?
[09:44] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[09:48] ---
    Letting you go will be the last
    thing I ever do for myself.
[09:52] ---
    I'm sure Aisha-san and the
    others will forgive me.
[09:59] ---
    What's wrong?
[10:01] ---
    No, um...
[10:03] ---
    Um... Haruhime-san?
[10:05] ---
    Yes?
[10:06] ---
    We're actually thinking of buying you.
[10:13] ---
    Mikoto-san and I talked about it.
[10:16] ---
    My Goddess and the others agreed.
[10:18] ---
    It'll take some time to make
    the money we need, probably...
[10:24] ---
    But Mikoto-san and I both want to help you!
[10:29] ---
    Haruhime-san...
[10:32] ---
    I... I'm so happy...
[10:38] ---
    That you and Mikoto-sama both
    cared about me so much...
[10:45] ---
    After hearing that, I have no regrets left.
[10:51] ---
    Let us go, Cranel-sama.
[11:12] ---
    That damn rabbit, making me do all this work...
[11:26] ---
    I see.
[11:28] ---
    So we're up against the Ishtar Familia, huh?
[11:31] ---
    Yes. I saw several fleeing
    Amazons at the spot where
[11:35] ---
    Bell-sama and Mikoto-sama
    were kidnapped.
[11:39] ---
    Several of them I'd seen in
    the Pleasure Quarter.
[11:42] ---
    But we don't know why.
[11:45] ---
    Why those two?
[11:49] ---
    U-Um... Maybe it was Haruhime-chan?
[11:52] ---
    They wanted to stop us from buying her?
[11:57] ---
    Hang on. I can't imagine a Familia
[12:00] ---
    of that size being so intent on
    protecting such a minor member.
[12:04] ---
    Yes. Renards may be a rare race,
     but it's still hard to imagine.
[12:10] ---
    But if Haruhime isn't involved,
    then why would they...
[12:16] ---
    Actually, Bell-kun was saying
    something about Ishtar.
[12:21] ---
    Something about Hermes
    bringing her an item...
[12:26] ---
    I remember that.
[12:28] ---
    What was it, again?
[12:30] ---
    The something stone?
[12:33] ---
    Don't tell me... the Killing Stone?
[12:35] ---
    Yeah. That's it.
[12:37] ---
    You're sure? You're sure he
    mentioned the Killing Stone?
[12:41] ---
    Y-Yes...
[12:49] ---
    Um... What is the Killing Stone?
[12:57] ---
    The Killing Stone is a
[13:00] ---
    forbidden magic item, which seals
    away the soul of a renard.
[13:04] ---
    A soul? Why would you want that?
[13:08] ---
    Essentially, having the stone gives you access
[13:11] ---
    to powerful renard magic,
    known as youjutsu.
[13:15] ---
    So like a magic generator?
[13:21] ---
    Like a magic sword.
[13:24] ---
    No, it may be more powerful than that.
[13:27] ---
    Even a single fragment of
    the Killing Stone has power.
[13:31] ---
    A single fragment?
[13:33] ---
    Yes.
[13:34] ---
    It can be split into tiny fragments,
[13:36] ---
    each of which gives the power to use youjutsu.
[13:44] ---
    So after a soul is sealed
    into a Killing Stone,
[13:48] ---
    you shatter it.
[13:48] ---
    W-Wait! You shatter it?
[13:52] ---
    Then what happens to the soul inside?
[13:56] ---
    What happens to the renard's soul?
[14:00] ---
    After the stone is shattered...
[14:02] ---
    It cannot be restored.
[14:08] ---
    In the same way, when the soul
    is shattered, it can never be...
[14:17] ---
    No!
[14:22] ---
    Haruhime-chan...
[14:26] ---
    Then were they kidnapped because
    they got involved with her?
[14:31] ---
    Take?
[14:33] ---
    A ritual is needed to move the
    renard's soul to the Killing Stone.
[14:39] ---
    The ritual must be held on
    the night of the full moon.
[14:42] ---
    Then...
[14:45] ---
    Yes.
[14:48] ---
    That's tonight.
[14:59] ---
    It leads out here?
[15:05] ---
    Cranel-sama...
[15:14] ---
    Please hurry away from here.
[15:19] ---
    Cranel-sama...
[15:21] ---
    Haruhime-san, are you sure you're
    not going to be in danger?
[15:27] ---
    Cranel-sama, this choker is a magic
    item that tells them where I am.
[15:34] ---
    Ishtar-sama always knows where I am.
[15:38] ---
    This is as far as I can go.
[15:42] ---
    Why—
[15:45] ---
    Haruhime-dono!
[15:48] ---
    Mikoto-san! You're safe—
[15:52] ---
    Haruhime-dono, there's
    something I need to ask you.
[15:56] ---
    What is it?
[15:59] ---
    Do you know about the Killing Stone?
[16:07] ---
    You're a fool!
[16:09] ---
    Tell me it's not true!
[16:11] ---
    You can't sacrifice yourself!
[16:14] ---
    Sacrifice...
[16:18] ---
    So I was right.
[16:26] ---
    Aisha-san!
[16:27] ---
    I'm glad you weren't eaten by the toad.
[16:30] ---
    But don't make my life harder.
[16:32] ---
    What are you after?
[16:41] ---
    A war!
[16:46] ---
    We're going to crush the Freya Familia.
[16:50] ---
    Thus has our goddess ordered.
[16:52] ---
    Y-You can't...
[16:55] ---
    You think we can't?
[16:57] ---
    Sure, they're the strongest
    familia in Orario.
[17:01] ---
    But we have her.
[17:04] ---
    What's that got to do with Haruhime-san?!
[17:06] ---
    You're dense, aren't you?
[17:08] ---
    She has power.
[17:10] ---
    I beat you in the Dungeon, didn't I?
[17:14] ---
    Was that...
[17:18] ---
    Level boosting.
[17:19] ---
    That's her youjutsu.
[17:23] ---
    She'll be sacrificed tonight
[17:26] ---
    to give us power.
[17:31] ---
    Wait... Wait!
[17:34] ---
    What are you talking about?
[17:36] ---
    What's all this about sacrifices?
[17:39] ---
    It's like you're saying she's going to die!
[17:43] ---
    She is!
[17:44] ---
    Tonight, she's going to die.
[17:48] ---
    It was decided a long time ago.
[17:51] ---
    What are you saying?
[17:56] ---
    Don't you care about a member of
    your own familia? Your family?
[18:02] ---
    Using her as a tool in battle?
    One you can just throw away?
[18:05] ---
    That's wrong!
[18:09] ---
    You think so, huh?
[18:12] ---
    You want to try and take her?
[18:17] ---
    Then we'll have a war with your familia, too!
[18:28] ---
    I'll tell you a story about
    a certain prostitute.
[18:33] ---
    There was someone she just hated.
[18:38] ---
    A renard child who'd come from the Far East.
[18:46] ---
    Some thug somewhere had deceived and sold her,
[18:50] ---
    and she'd ended up here.
[18:54] ---
    No matter what the prostitute
     did for that renard,
[18:56] ---
    she just smiled like
    she'd given up on everything.
[19:01] ---
    She never tried to make friends.
[19:03] ---
    Never learned about the world.
[19:10] ---
    She didn't even cry.
[19:22] ---
    The prostitute hated her so much...
[19:28] ---
    that one day, she did something stupid.
[19:33] ---
    She destroyed a precious stone
    that had been brought into the home
[19:36] ---
    to vent her frustrations.
[19:40] ---
    Of course, what she'd done was found out.
[19:49] ---
    A disgusting toad beat her half to death,
[19:55] ---
    And then...
[20:02] ---
    She was charmed by her goddess
     until she went mad.
[20:09] ---
    Ever since then, she's been unable
    to disobey her goddess's orders.
[20:15] ---
    That's how this familia works.
[20:19] ---
    Well, Little Rookie?
[20:21] ---
    What will you do?
[20:26] ---
    You won't come to take her?
[20:30] ---
    Why not?
[20:31] ---
    Why do you hesitate?
[20:34] ---
    Because...
[20:37] ---
    In the end, you just felt pity for her?
[20:39] ---
    No!
[20:40] ---
    Then why don't you move?
[20:43] ---
    Are you worried about your familia?
[20:45] ---
    Afraid of starting a war?
[20:48] ---
    Can you save her like that?
[20:53] ---
    I knew you were worthless, Bell Cranel.
[20:57] ---
    I can't let you have Haruhime.
[21:01] ---
    You don't have the face of man.
[21:05] ---
    You have the face of
    a cowardly, indecisive child.
[21:10] ---
    You can't give up everything to save her.
[21:17] ---
    Aisha!
[21:19] ---
    You found the Little Rookie!
[21:21] ---
    Why don't you grab him?
[21:23] ---
    Please flee!
[21:26] ---
    Bell-dono! Bell-dono!
[21:31] ---
    Huh? You're not going after him?
[21:34] ---
    Then I will!
[21:36] ---
    Wait! You can't have him all to yourself!
[21:40] ---
    Give it up, dummy.
[22:02] ---
    I...
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Berbera
    War Prostitutes
[23:37] ---
    Next time: "Berbera."
[23:40] ---
    

E9 - Berbera - War Prostitutes

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[00:01] ---
    Where did they go?
[00:02] ---
    Look over there!
[00:11] ---
    I'm... terrible.
[00:14] (Flashback) ---
    Then we'll have a war with your familia, too!
[00:20] ---
    I couldn't say a thing.
[00:23] ---
    If I save Haruhime-san, it will
    mean war with the Ishtar Familia.
[00:28] ---
    She saw right through me...
[00:32] ---
    How I wasn't willing to do that!
[00:35] (Flashback) ---
    I... I'm so happy...
[00:40] (Flashback) ---
    After hearing that, I have no regrets left.
[00:46] ---
    Haruhime-san...
[00:51] ---
    What do I do?
[01:07] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
[01:09] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN    Berbera
    War Prostitutes
[02:29] ---
    Bell-kun and the others should be here!
[02:31] ---
    Let us through!
[02:32] ---
    Goddess, do you have any proof?
[02:36] ---
    We're closed today.
[02:38] ---
    Our orders are to let no one through.
[02:43] ---
    This isn't a surprise, though.
[02:46] ---
    It won't be that easy.
[02:49] ---
    Takemikazuchi-sama...
[02:50] ---
    How'd it go?
[02:52] ---
    We were right. All the
    entrances are blocked off.
[02:56] ---
    It looked like they were trying to
[02:57] ---
    keep someone in, instead
    of keeping people out.
[03:00] ---
    They don't want to let Bell-sama, Mikoto-sama,
     or—of course—Haruhime-sama escape.
[03:07] ---
    But Bell-kun's chastity is in danger!
[03:11] ---
    You haven't found the
    Little Rookie yet?!
[03:15] ---
    What are you talking about?
[03:17] ---
    This only happened because
    you disobeyed Ishtar-sama!
[03:21] ---
    That's ridiculous!
[03:23] ---
    If that ugly girl there hadn't let him go,
     we wouldn't have had this problem.
[03:28] ---
    Is it that big a deal?
[03:31] ---
    We can wait to hand the
    Little Rookie over to Ishtar-sama
[03:34] ---
    after the ritual tonight is over.
[03:37] ---
    They can't do anything to stop us.
[03:40] ---
    Let's just let them run.
[03:50] ---
    The voices got further away.
[03:56] ---
    I'll go take a look around.
[04:02] (Flashback) ---
    I don't have the right to be taken anywhere.
[04:08] (Flashback) ---
    To a hero, a prostitute is
    a symbol of destruction.
[04:20] ---
    No...
[04:22] ---
    That's not how it works.
[04:24] ---
    That's not right!
[04:25] ---
    The heroes we both looked
    up to weren't like that.
[04:30] ---
    The hero I wanted to be...
[04:43] ---
    Bell-dono, most of our
    pursuers are gone.
[04:46] ---
    If we're leaving, now's the time.
[04:49] ---
    Mikoto-san, I'm sorry.
[04:52] ---
    I'm going to save her.
[04:56] ---
    B-But if you do that,
[04:58] ---
    the Ishtar Familia will come after us.
[05:01] ---
    What are you going to do?
[05:02] ---
    I don't know.
[05:05] ---
    But my goddess, and Welf, and Lili,
    I'm sure they'll all understand.
[05:10] ---
    I'll take her, and we
    can all run, and run...
[05:15] ---
    And someday, we can get stronger
    and come back to this town!
[05:21] ---
    Bell-dono!
[05:26] ---
    Thank you.
[05:29] ---
    I'm so glad I was able
    to join your familia.
[05:34] ---
    Let's both get yelled at
    by Hestia-sama together!
[05:47] ---
    I'm going to tell her...
[05:49] ---
    About the true heroes we admired.
[05:57] ---
    Aisha, we can't find the Little Rookie.
[06:02] ---
    You sure he isn't already gone?
[06:05] ---
    No, he'll come.
[06:09] ---
    He didn't have the face of a man.
[06:12] ---
    But he's an adventurer who
    doesn't know when to give up.
[06:17] ---
    After I make contact with Haruhime-dono,
    I'll fire this signal flare.
[06:22] ---
    Green means I've gotten
    her out successfully.
[06:24] ---
    Red means I've failed.
[06:27] ---
    If it's red...
[06:28] ---
    One of us needs to find the place
    where the ritual is being held,
[06:32] ---
    and destroy the Killing Stone.
[06:36] ---
    If that can change
    Haruhime-san's fate at all...
[06:40] ---
    Bell-dono...
[06:43] ---
    Good luck, then.
[06:57] ---
    It's fine if I don't look cool.
[06:59] ---
    I don't care if I'm covered in mud.
[07:02] ---
    This can be the last time...
[07:04] ---
    But I'm going to be her hero!
[07:12] ---
    The Little Rookie?!
[07:14] ---
    He's coming through the front gates?
[07:16] ---
    Firebolt!
[07:25] ---
    We're being attacked!
[07:26] ---
    The Little Rookie is here!
[07:33] ---
    Don't stop! Keep running!
[07:35] ---
    Attract their attention!
[07:40] ---
    Enemy attack! Return to the Home!
[07:42] ---
    Looks like something's up!
[07:45] ---
    Should you really be standing here?
[07:48] ---
    You should get back and win
    some glory for yourself.
[07:50] ---
    Shut up! We were told
    to protect this place.
[07:54] ---
    Move.
[07:58] ---
    Y-You...
[08:01] ---
    Let's go!
[08:07] ---
    Wait!
[08:09] ---
    Firebolt!
[08:25] ---
    I need to buy as much time as I can!
[08:28] ---
    Hurry! Enemy attack!
[08:32] ---
    Thank you, Bell-dono.
[08:34] ---
    You head to the front.
[08:36] ---
    The others, to the rear!
[08:38] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[08:45] ---
    What?
[08:47] ---
    Where is Haruhime-dono?
[08:49] ---
    I'm not telling you...
[08:54] ---
    The waiting room in the hanging gardens!
[09:02] ---
    The hanging gardens...
[09:08] ---
    The Little Rookie's back!
[09:15] ---
    Samira, proceed with the ritual.
[09:18] ---
    Aisha, come with me.
[09:21] ---
    I'll let you fight the Little Rookie.
[09:24] ---
    Fine.
[09:28] ---
    Take her into the hanging
    gardens when it's time.
[09:32] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[09:43] ---
    You can't get away! Get back!
[09:45] ---
    Keep going... Distract them!
[09:48] ---
    Surround him!
[09:57] ---
    Did you come back because you missed me?
[10:01] ---
    I'm so happy!
[10:05] ---
    Where do you think you're going?
[10:14] ---
    Firebolt!
[10:18] ---
    What an irritating spell.
[10:32] ---
    You did well.
[10:34] ---
    But it ends here.
[10:41] ---
    This time, you won't get away.
[10:49] ---
    Stand down.
[10:57] ---
    Ishtar-sama!
[10:59] ---
    Wh-What's going on here?
[11:01] ---
    It was just getting to the good part!
[11:04] ---
    Did you not hear me, Phryne?
[11:06] ---
    I said, stand down.
[11:09] ---
    Everyone, head to the ritual site.
[11:12] ---
    This time, make it work.
[11:14] ---
    Failure will not be tolerated.
[11:21] ---
    Welcome back, Child of Hestia.
[11:25] ---
    Was there a girl here
    you just couldn't forget?
[11:32] ---
    I like that look on your face.
[11:34] ---
    This was just my way of getting
    back at a woman I don't like,
[11:37] ---
    but it may yield surprising benefits.
[11:40] ---
    Please, tell me...
[11:42] ---
    Why does Haruhime-san have to die?
[11:49] ---
    You're capable of talking about
    another woman in my presence?
[11:54] ---
    Answer me, please!
[11:59] ---
    Because she has the power
    to make it worthwhile.
[12:04] ---
    Level boosting...
[12:06] ---
    Yes. That youjutsu can rank up
     every single one of my children,
[12:12] ---
    allowing me to defeat the Freya Familia.
[12:15] ---
    I can drag her down out of her tower...
[12:20] ---
    Freya-sama?
[12:22] ---
    I hate everything about her.
[12:25] ---
    The men all say that she's
    the most beautiful, not me.
[12:31] ---
    How could that bitch possibly
    be prettier than me?!
[12:35] ---
    Are all you men just blind?
[12:38] ---
    B-But that doesn't mean...
[12:40] ---
    Why did you make Haruhime-san
    be a prostitute?
[12:43] ---
    I don't understand. Why the
    revulsion toward prostitutes?
[12:48] ---
    Bringing two bodies together in
    an act of pleasure is a holy deed.
[12:53] ---
    It calms the bestial nature of man,
[12:55] ---
    making woman the pillar
    upholding the world's stability.
[12:59] ---
    Here in the Lower World, the meeting
    of man and woman creates new life,
[13:04] ---
    granting fertility.
[13:06] ---
    Laying with many men is not impure.
[13:10] ---
    But even if that's true,
    Haruhime-san is suffering!
[13:15] ---
    Enough. I never intended
    to argue with you.
[13:21] ---
    Tammuz is Level 4.
[13:23] ---
    Your tiny arms can't shake him off.
[13:33] ---
    You're such a child.
[13:35] ---
    What is Hestia teaching you?
[13:38] ---
    Ah, but she's a virgin goddess, right?
[13:41] ---
    Wait! Put on your clothes!
[13:45] ---
    I'll charm you until I melt the
     very marrow of your bones.
[13:57] ---
    Freya-sama...
[14:00] ---
    Allen's forces have a report.
[14:03] ---
    Prepare. I will go, too.
[14:15] ---
    Hey, open your eyes!
[14:17] ---
    I-I-I can't! Please put on your clothes!
[14:20] ---
    What's going on? He should've
    been charmed a long time ago!
[14:27] ---
    Show me his back!
[14:29] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[14:37] ---
    This is...
[14:38] ---
    Liaris Freese?
[14:40] ---
    It crystallizes emotions?
[14:42] ---
    So divine charms don't work on him?
[14:48] ---
    A-Are you stupid?
[14:50] ---
    I'm sorry! Please let me go!
[14:54] ---
    Follow him! Don't let him away!
[14:55] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[14:59] ---
    He's mocking me.
[15:24] ---
    Mikoto-sama...
[15:26] ---
    Let's get out of here, Haruhime-dono!
[15:29] ---
    Why did you come here?
[15:31] ---
    If you save me, you'll make an
    enemy of the Ishtar Familia.
[15:36] ---
    But Bell-dono chose to save you anyway!
[15:40] ---
    Because Cranel-sama is kind.
[15:43] ---
    No! He's not fighting
    out of pity or guilt!
[15:48] ---
    Mikoto-sama, please...
[15:52] ---
    You've done enough.
[15:54] ---
    I'm fine.
[15:55] ---
    Why? Why are you giving up?
[15:58] ---
    All you have to do is ask,
    and Bell-dono will never give you up!
[16:02] ---
    He's not that kind of boy!
[16:04] ---
    You don't understand!
[16:08] ---
    I'm a prostitute!
[16:09] ---
    I give my body to men I don't
    even like in exchange for money.
[16:13] ---
    If that were you, could you forgive yourself?
[16:16] ---
    Am I just supposed to
    ask him to save me?
[16:18] ---
    To let me stay by his side
    with my tainted body?
[16:22] ---
    Knowing it would put him in danger?
[16:25] ---
    I can't do that! I can't!
[16:29] ---
    But...
[16:31] ---
    I found a rat!
[16:37] ---
    Mikoto-chan!
[16:40] ---
    Oh, dear! She got away.
[16:42] ---
    Oh, no!
[16:47] ---
    Failure?
[16:48] ---
    Mikoto-san...
[16:50] ---
    It's not over yet!
[16:58] ---
    This isn't finished yet!
[17:16] ---
    Let's begin the ritual.
[17:18] ---
    Bring the Killing Stone.
[17:40] ---
    It's been a long time.
[17:42] ---
    But now we're done with
    the Freya Familia.
[18:00] ---
    Haruhime-dono!
[18:02] ---
    You came here alone?
[18:04] ---
    Rejoice, Haruhime.
[18:06] ---
    Your hero is here.
[18:08] ---
    Why?
[18:09] ---
    Please leave, Mikoto-sama!
[18:12] ---
    No matter how many times you
    tell me that, I won't leave!
[18:14] ---
    I'm going to save you!
[18:17] ---
    So cool!
[18:20] ---
    Hey.
[18:21] ---
    Okay!
[18:24] ---
    Hey, Phryne. Let me have this one.
[18:28] ---
    I've been so busy with the
    ritual I haven't had any fun.
[18:31] ---
    You don't mind, do you?
[18:33] ---
    Whatever you want.
[18:35] ---
    You heard her.
[18:37] ---
    If you beat us all...
[18:40] ---
    Ishtar-sama may grant your request.
[18:43] ---
    Go! Go!
[18:46] ---
    Great! Get her, Samira!
[18:48] ---
    Wait! Wait, Samira-san!
[18:50] ---
    She's got nothing to do with this!
[18:53] ---
    Here I go!
[19:02] ---
    Hey, is this all you've got?
[19:04] ---
    Amazing... Is this the
    power of a Level 3?
[19:16] ---
    The bunny escaped?
[19:18] ---
    What the hell is Ishtar-sama doing?
[19:21] ---
    Hey, you're here somewhere,
    right, Little Rookie?
[19:24] ---
    If you don't hurry and show up,
    your friend here might die!
[19:31] ---
    Not yet!
[19:33] ---
    Bell-dono... not yet!
[19:36] ---
    Then what will you do?
[19:40] ---
    There's no time left.
[19:51] ---
    Listen, Mikoto.
[19:52] ---
    Ninjas don't play fair.
    That may not be your style.
[19:56] (Flashback) ---
    But they're always loyal.
[19:59] (Flashback) ---
    If you have something you treasure,
[20:02] (Flashback) ---
    a sincere, kind girl like you can
    be a greater ninja than anyone else.
[20:08] ---
    Do what they don't expect.
[20:11] ---
    Let's end this.
[20:14] ---
    I pray to you, my god...
[20:16] ---
    Magic? Now?
[20:19] ---
    I told you, there's no time for that!
[20:22] ---
    ...who destroys all things...
[20:27] ---
    I saw that spell at the War Games!
[20:27] ---
    My god...
[20:30] ---
    It takes too long to cast!
[20:32] ---
    You're boring me, so just give up.
[20:34] ---
    
[20:37] ---
    What are you doing?
[20:39] ---
    Lead me from the highest heavens,
[20:41] ---
    and grant my tiny body the
    almighty power of the divine.
[20:41] ---
    Don't tell me... No! No!
[20:47] ---
    A true ninja does what the
    enemy does not expect.
[20:51] ---
    The most terrible surprise attack!
[20:52] ---
    Get her off me!
[20:56] ---
    Save us, light of purification!
[21:05] ---
    A spontaneous magical discharge?
[21:13] ---
    Mikoto-chan!
[21:15] ---
    Bell-dono, please... Please...
[21:20] ---
    Save Haruhime-dono!
[21:23] ---
    Bell-dono!
[21:29] ---
    Sharay! Kill Haruhime!
[21:32] ---
    Haruhime-san!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Argonaut
    Longing to Be a Hero
SIGN    Next time: "Argonaut."

E10 - Argonaut - Longing to Be a Hero

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[00:01] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[00:17] ---
    W-We appear to be under attack!
[00:20] ---
    I know that!
[00:22] ---
    What idiot is behind it?
[00:29] ---
    It can't be.
[00:31] ---
    It can't be...
[00:42] ---
    You're sure you want to go alone, Freya-sama?
[00:46] ---
    Yes. I'll be fine, Ottarl.
[00:49] ---
    Focus on your jobs.
[00:53] ---
    I'll talk to her,
[00:56] ---
    one goddess to another.
[00:58] ---
    No...
[01:00] ---
    One woman to another, I suppose.
SIGN    Argonaut
    Longing to Be a Hero
[02:52] ---
    You little brat...
[02:57] ---
    You're gonna regret that!
[03:02] ---
    Now the Killing Stone ritual is impossible.
[03:05] ---
    Please let Haruhime-san go.
[03:16] ---
    Hey, what's that?
[03:18] ---
    The city's on fire!
[03:22] ---
    What's going on?
[03:23] ---
    Don't get cocky, you piece of shit rabbit!
[03:27] ---
    I'm not letting Haruhime go!
[03:30] ---
    We just need to get another Killing Stone.
[03:35] ---
    Please, leave.
[03:39] ---
    I...
[03:41] ---
    Because I'm...
[03:44] ---
    Because you're a prostitute?
[03:47] ---
    And prostitutes are a symbol
    of destruction to heroes.
[03:51] ---
    That's what you said.
[03:53] ---
    But...
[03:55] ---
    The heroes you and I longed
    for were different!
[04:00] ---
    Even for a prostitute,
    even if a terrible enemy awaits,
[04:04] ---
    a hero would never abandon her!
[04:06] ---
    The heroes I loved would be like that.
[04:09] ---
    So I...
[04:10] ---
    We... will protect you!
[04:15] ---
    I...
[04:18] ---
    I don't want to be a burden to you.
[04:21] ---
    I'm filthy, I don't have the right—
[04:24] ---
    Don't just decide that you're worthless,
    or that we can't do anything!
[04:28] ---
    Even if you've been tainted,
[04:30] ---
    even if people make fun of you,
    there's nothing to be ashamed of!
[04:34] ---
    The thing to be most embarrassed about
[04:35] ---
    is being unable to make a decision,
     and unable to act!
[04:40] ---
    I haven't heard anything from
    you about what you really want.
[04:43] ---
    Tell me your truth!
[04:47] ---
    Enough talking.
[04:48] ---
    Haruhime!
[04:50] ---
    Cast a spell.
[04:51] ---
    Give me your power.
[04:54] ---
    Do it now!
[05:10] ---
    Get bigger...
[05:11] Background
    That power, that vessel. Many treasures
    and many wishes. Until the bell tolls...
[05:13] Background
    That's right.
[05:15] Background
    Your little hero's speech did you no good.
[05:19] ---
    May you have glory and fantasies.
[05:23] ---
    Get bigger.
[05:32] ---
    Uchide no Kozuchi!
[05:43] ---
    Haruhime-san's power...
[05:47] ---
    I don't want to sell my body anymore.
[05:49] ---
    I don't want to hurt anyone anymore.
[05:51] ---
    I don't want to die.
[05:53] ---
    Help me!
[05:56] ---
    Haruhime, turn that off, now!
[06:02] ---
    You failure!
[06:11] ---
    Another level won't save you!
[06:27] ---
    So this is level boosting?
[06:37] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
[06:39] ---
    Lena, take the others and get out of here.
[06:42] ---
    Aisha...
[06:43] ---
    That's Freya Familia. I'm sure of it.
[06:48] ---
    Without the Killing Stone,
    we're helpless against them.
[06:52] ---
    Ishtar Familia is doomed.
[06:54] ---
    What will you do?
[06:56] ---
    I'll wait.
[06:59] ---
    I need to put an end to things with someone.
[07:02] ---
    I'll make this clear, Ottarl.
[07:05] ---
    I don't like Bell Cranel,
    who monopolizes her love.
[07:10] ---
    I'll obey the divine commandment
    to eliminate our foes.
[07:13] ---
    But we won't help him.
[07:16] ---
    Do as you like.
[07:18] ---
    All you need to do is cut
    off Ishtar's escape route.
[07:50] ---
    Most of the guards just vanished.
[07:52] ---
    Yeah... What happened?
[07:56] ---
    Hestia, could it be...
[07:59] ---
    Yeah.
[08:00] ---
    We may have bigger things to worry
    about than Bell-kun's chastity.
[08:05] ---
    What do you mean?
[08:33] ---
    What are you people doing here?
[08:37] ---
    A mere smith...
[08:39] ---
    Go play with your hammer, loser.
[08:44] ---
    Y-You...
[08:45] ---
    No, Welf-sama!
[08:49] ---
    Level 6... Allen Fromel.
[08:53] ---
    Known as Vana Freya.
[08:56] ---
    So that's it?
[08:59] ---
    Yeah. Freya's here.
[09:02] ---
    But that doesn't change what we're here for.
[09:05] ---
    Let's hurry and find Bell-kun and Mikoto-kun.
[09:14] ---
    Her power is wonderful, isn't it?
[09:17] ---
    What kind of fool would
    let someone else have it?
[09:22] ---
    Haruhime will remain our tool for eternity!
[09:34] ---
    She...
[09:36] ---
    Haruhime-san isn't a tool!
[09:54] ---
    You scarred my beautiful face?
[10:01] ---
    You damn kid!
[10:54] ---
    I'm taking
[10:56] ---
    Haruhime-san.
[11:18] ---
    What is that?
[11:20] ---
    The town...
[11:30] ---
    Ottarl?!
[11:31] ---
    Phryne Jamil?
[11:34] ---
    Wh-What are you doing here?
[11:39] ---
    So that's it?
[11:42] ---
    It was you!
[11:44] ---
    You piece of shit!
[12:01] ---
    I-I'm sorry! Forgive me!
[12:04] ---
    I'll do anything!
[12:06] ---
    I know... you can have my body!
[12:09] ---
    I'll let you go for a
    roll in the hay with me!
[12:12] ---
    You can do whatever you want to me!
[12:14] ---
    Sounds great, huh?
[12:16] ---
    This body, these looks...
[12:19] ---
    I'm more than a match for any goddess!
[12:22] ---
    Even your Freya!
[12:28] ---
    You...
[12:30] ---
    have blasphemed our most holy goddess!
[12:47] ---
    Mikoto! Are you okay?
[12:50] ---
    You're awake?
[12:52] ---
    Guys... why?
[12:55] ---
    We came to save you, of course.
[12:58] ---
    I was scared to death when I saw
    you lying in the courtyard, though.
[13:03] ---
    Where's Bell-dono?
[13:04] ---
    We're looking for him, too.
[13:06] ---
    Where is he?
[13:09] ---
    The hanging gardens.
[13:11] ---
    Head for the hanging gardens.
[13:15] ---
    I like that face a lot more.
[13:18] ---
    But...
[13:19] ---
    I can't just hand her over.
[13:23] ---
    Leaving the familia means paying a price.
[13:27] ---
    You understand that, right?
[13:28] ---
    And even if Haruhime escapes today,
     another familia
[13:33] ---
    will hear about her power and you'll
    just go through this all over again.
[13:39] ---
    You'll take her anyway?
[13:42] ---
    Haruhime-san is suffering right now.
[13:45] ---
    So I'll save her.
[13:51] ---
    Ready your sword.
[13:52] ---
    When a man is taking a woman away,
     he needs to do it by force.
[14:16] ---
    You're such a fool...
[14:18] ---
    Waiting for the level boost to run out...
[14:21] ---
    But I like that!
[14:32] ---
    Is it Bell Cranel?
[14:34] ---
    Did she do this just for him?
[14:42] ---
    It's been a long time, Ishtar.
[14:45] ---
    How've you been?
[14:47] ---
    Freya...
[14:49] ---
    We need to talk.
[14:52] ---
    Or...
[14:54] ---
    Say goodbye, rather.
[14:56] ---
    Grab her!
[15:02] ---
    They're very cute,
[15:04] ---
    Ishtar!
[15:06] ---
    You charmed my girls?
[15:08] ---
    W-Wait!
[15:10] ---
    I-I didn't mean anything by it, Freya.
[15:13] ---
    I didn't know the boy was
    so important to you.
[15:18] ---
    Ishtar, I've been able to laugh
    off your little pranks so far.
[15:24] ---
    But not this time.
[15:25] ---
    I won't forgive you.
[15:27] ---
    He's going to be mine, no matter what.
[15:30] ---
    I won't let any other woman have him.
[15:33] ---
    So...
[15:35] ---
    I'm crushing you.
[15:37] ---
    Damn it!
[15:39] ---
    Oh, what tragedy! My heart aches!
[15:43] ---
    It was I who told Ishtar about Bell-kun!
[15:47] ---
    How could I have known
    that this would be the result!
[15:53] ---
    So, how much of this was
    your plan, Hermes-sama?
[15:58] ---
    I just lit the spark, that's all.
[16:02] ---
    I didn't think it would get this out of hand.
[16:05] ---
    Ishtar's jealousy was far
    greater than I thought.
[16:10] ---
    And far more of Freya-sama's
    love was turned toward him.
[16:15] ---
    And more than anything,
    Bell-kun was far more...
[16:24] ---
    That's right!
[16:26] ---
    That's why I can't stop sleeping with men!
[16:29] ---
    Arrogant! Violent! Strong!
[16:32] ---
    It's always you who make our blood run hot!
[16:43] ---
    Come forth, champion of savages!
[16:45] ---
    Raging warrior! Brave fighter!
[16:47] ---
    Greedy, cruel hero!
[16:49] ---
    Concurrent Chanting?
[16:51] ---
    If you desire the empress's girdle,
     then prove your worth.
[16:53] ---
    Fill my body, pierce my body,
    kill my body, and prove your worth.
[16:58] ---
    As I hunger, my name is Hippolyte!
[17:11] ---
    Was your goal to wipe out the Ishtar Familia?
[17:14] ---
    Or entertainment?
[17:17] ---
    Or a trial?
[17:19] ---
    The world wants a hero.
[17:21] ---
    The people, the gods...
[17:23] ---
    Even that lonely little girl wants one.
[17:30] ---
    Zeus, the great task you failed at,
[17:34] ---
    Orario will accomplish instead!
[17:37] ---
    We shall make him the last hero!
[17:41] ---
    Hell Kaios!
[18:02] ---
    Firebolt!
[18:43] ---
    Our little game of tag is over.
[18:46] ---
    I'm tired.
[18:57] ---
    Come, Freya.
[18:59] ---
    I'll tell you something interesting.
[19:01] ---
    Bell Cranel can't be
    affected by divine charm.
[19:04] ---
    Don't you want to know why?
[19:09] ---
    If that's true, he's even more wonderful.
[19:13] ---
    I want him no matter what.
[19:15] ---
    But there's no need to hear that from you.
[19:26] ---
    Go over there.
[19:29] ---
    O-Okay...
[19:31] ---
    You charmed my man?
[19:34] ---
    Is your beauty greater than mine?
[19:38] ---
    Why?!
[19:40] ---
    What's the difference between you and me?
[19:45] ---
    Elegance.
[19:47] ---
    It's the only possible answer, isn't it?
[20:01] ---
    Learn your lesson and don't
    play any more tricks,
[20:05] ---
    Ishtar.
[20:07] ---
    It may be too late now, though.
[20:18] ---
    What's that light?
[20:19] ---
    It's probably Ishtar.
[20:22] ---
    She was summoned back to Heaven.
[20:24] ---
    She'll never be able to come
    back to the Lower World.
[20:43] ---
    A goddess?
[21:07] ---
    Cranel-san?
[21:12] ---
    I came to save you.
[21:34] ---
    Thank you.
[21:37] ---
    Thank you, my hero!
[21:43] ---
    Bell-kun!
[21:45] ---
    Bell-sama!
[21:53] ---
    Haruhime-dono...
[21:55] ---
    I'm so glad you're okay.
SIGN    Rakia
    Army's Advance
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Next time: "Rakia."
[23:40] ---
    

E11 - Rakia - Army's Advance

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[00:16] ---
    Go, my valiant soldiers!
[00:20] ---
    Show the adventurers of Orario
    the power of the Kingdom of Rakia!
[00:44] ---
    The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Cavalry
    Regiments were blasted away!
[00:48] ---
    The 1st through 11th Infantry
     Regiments were blown away!
[00:51] ---
    The others were, uh...
    they were also blown away!
[00:56] ---
    Why?
[00:57] ---
    Why?
[00:59] ---
    Why?!
[01:04] ---
    See you around, Haruhime.
[01:06] ---
    Thank you for everything, Aisha-san.
[01:10] ---
    Without you, I would...
[01:13] ---
    Stop it. You're making me feel gloomy.
[01:15] ---
    I just did what I wanted to do.
[01:19] ---
    What will you do now?
[01:21] ---
    I don't know...
[01:23] ---
    I guess I'll try heading for
    the Kingdom of Rakia's army.
[01:27] ---
    The Kingdom of Rakia?
[01:29] ---
    The Ares Familia...
[01:31] ---
    The huge army that's
    attacking Orario right now.
[01:35] ---
    Their numbers are vast, but, well,
    they're not very tough.
[01:38] ---
    Tens of thousands of ordinary soldiers
[01:40] ---
    are no match for an
    adventurer with a high Status.
[01:44] ---
    Ares doesn't seem to realize what year it is.
[01:47] ---
    He doesn't?
[01:49] ---
    Well, it doesn't matter who wins.
[01:52] ---
    If there are men,
    there's work for us prostitutes.
[01:57] ---
    You're still bothered by that?
[01:59] ---
    Haruhime, you didn't even—
[01:59] ---
    Aisha!
[02:01] ---
    Let's get going!
[02:03] ---
    Yeah, I'm coming.
[02:05] ---
    Haruhime,
[02:06] ---
    you're free now.
[02:08] ---
    From now on, be true to yourself.
[02:11] ---
    Okay.
[02:14] ---
    And you, too.
[02:15] ---
    Take responsibility for this, Bell Cranel.
[02:18] ---
    If anything happens to this helpless
    little girl, I'll make you regret it.
[02:25] ---
    Bye!
[02:31] ---
    From the look of it, Haruhime seems to
    think she actually was a prostitute.
[02:37] ---
    Right?
[02:38] ---
    She passed out just seeing a
    man naked, so she never actually...
[02:42] ---
    Why tell her now?
[02:43] ---
    It's none of our business.
[02:46] ---
    The two of them believed it even when
    it wasn't true, and overcame it.
[03:00] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
[03:02] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN    Rakia
    Army's Advance
[04:22] ---
    So it all worked out in the end, huh?
[04:26] ---
    And now Haruhime-chan is
    one of Hestia's children.
[04:29] ---
    Yeah, I'm relieved to hear it.
[04:32] ---
    I'm grateful to you, Hermes-sama...
[04:34] ---
    For telling me about the Killing Stone.
[04:37] ---
    Don't be. I didn't even mean to tell you.
[04:42] ---
    You're the hero who saved her, Bell-kun.
[04:46] ---
    I wasn't even... thinking about it.
[04:49] ---
    I just wanted to do something for her.
[04:51] ---
    Bell-kun, do you know about
    the Three Great Quests?
[04:55] ---
    No.
[04:56] ---
    It's a story about how the
    world is waiting for a hero.
[05:00] ---
    Just like Haruhime-chan was.
[05:02] ---
    The Three Great Quests are what
    the world wants from Orario.
[05:07] ---
    They involve the defeat of
    three ancient monsters which
[05:11] ---
    escaped from the Dungeon into the world.
[05:14] ---
    Behemoth, the king of the land.
[05:16] ---
    Leviathan, the lord of the waves.
[05:18] ---
    These two were already defeated
    by the mightiest of familias.
[05:23] ---
    Do you mean Ais-san's familia?
[05:25] ---
    Loki Familia? Or Freya Familia?
[05:28] ---
    No, not them.
[05:31] ---
    The familias of Zeus and Hera,
    which were once the strongest in Orario.
[05:36] ---
    They worked together to
    fight the three monsters,
[05:40] ---
    and were wiped out.
[05:43] ---
    The the third monster
    is called the Black Dragon.
[05:46] ---
    The Black Dragon?
[05:48] ---
    Do you mean the one-eyed
     dragon from Dungeon Oratoria?
[05:53] ---
    A body of purest black,
[05:56] ---
    wings like the night sky...
[05:58] ---
    It's said to be a living disaster,
[06:00] ---
    a living legend,
[06:02] ---
    and a living apocalypse.
[06:04] ---
    It's not a fairy tale.
[06:06] ---
    The Black Dragon exists.
[06:10] ---
    The Three Great Quests
    have yet to be completed.
[06:14] ---
    The world wants a hero.
[06:18] ---
    And remember, every adventurer in
    Orario has the right to be one.
[06:23] ---
    Right.
[06:25] ---
    What's going on?
[06:27] ---
    Why is my glorious army being
    thwarted at every turn?
[06:31] ---
    That's easy.
[06:32] ---
    Orario's adventurers are monstrously strong.
[06:36] ---
    Our soldiers keep getting captured
    and our morale is in the gutter.
[06:40] ---
    Let's go home, Ares-sama.
[06:43] ---
    We never had a chance.
[06:47] ---
    Don't be stupid, Marius!
[06:49] ---
    Y-You're being insubordinate, anyway!
[06:51] ---
    Your father, Martinus,
    does whatever I tell him!
[06:55] ---
    And because he obeys whatever
    dumb orders you give him,
[06:57] ---
    people call him "The Moron King"!
[06:59] ---
    You meathead!
[07:01] ---
    How can you call a god a meathead?!
[07:04] ---
    What's wrong with calling a muscle what it is?
[07:05] ---
    I'm not all muscle!
[07:07] ---
    The one who talks about
    muscle is really all muscle!
[07:08] ---
    That doesn't even make sense!
[07:20] ---
    I'm back, Haruhime-san.
[07:22] ---
    Welcome home, Bell-sama.
[07:25] ---
    You're doing laundry for six people.
     That's gotta be rough.
[07:27] ---
    I'll help.
[07:29] ---
    You mustn't, Bell-sama!
[07:31] ---
    No, I'm used to it.
[07:33] ---
    No, that's not it.
[07:35] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[07:36] ---
    I am worried about it!
[07:41] ---
    You guys look like you're having fun, huh?
[07:46] ---
    Goddess!
[07:46] ---
    Hestia-sama!
[07:50] ---
    I just decided...
[07:52] ---
    In my familia, boys and girls aren't
    allowed to hold hands anymore.
[07:56] ---
    Got it?
[07:58] ---
    But...
[07:59] ---
    Got it?
[08:01] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[08:07] ---
    Tails are no good, either!
[08:08] ---
    S-Sorry!
[08:11] ---
    That's not fair!
[08:13] ---
    No contact between men and women at all?
[08:16] ---
    That'll make adventuring
    in the Dungeon harder!
[08:18] ---
    Well, figuring out a way around
    that is your job as a supporter!
[08:22] ---
    What's impossible is impossible!
[08:24] ---
    Then that goes for you, too!
[08:27] ---
    Then never touch Bell-sama again, okay?
[08:29] ---
    B-But I'm the clan goddess!
[08:31] ---
    I wouldn't be able to
    update his Status anymore!
[08:35] ---
    Well, figuring out a way around
    that is your job as a goddess!
[08:35] ---
    What the hell happened?
[08:37] ---
    It's my fault...
[08:39] ---
    Don't be ridiculous, Miss Supporter!
[08:41] ---
    Who's being ridiculous here?
[08:45] ---
    Okay, fine. Contact is
    allowed, but no flirting!
[08:50] ---
    We need to maintain a
    professional atmosphere!
[08:52] ---
    And that means anything
    inappropriate is off-limits!
[08:55] ---
    You're the one who's being inappropriate!
[08:57] ---
    How can you say that to the clan goddess?
[08:59] ---
    Um...
[09:01] ---
    Does the rule about no relationships
[09:03] ---
    with the opposite sex apply to gods, too?
[09:08] ---
    Yeah, I was wondering about that.
[09:11] ---
    I'm kind of close to Hephaistios.
[09:18] ---
    That's fine!
[09:20] ---
    Love between a deity and
    their children is welcome!
[09:23] ---
    It's so romantic, isn't it?
[09:24] ---
    Like a romance between a
    spirit and one of you children,
[09:27] ---
    which was so popular before
    we came to this world!
[09:31] ---
    Hey, what do you think, Bell-kun?
[09:34] ---
    This is ridiculous!
[09:36] ---
    It's okay for deities to date mortals,
    but two mortals can't date?
[09:38] ---
    That's not fair at all!
[09:41] ---
    Then just forget the whole thing!
[09:46] ---
    Hey, Bell-kun, just hypothetically,
[09:49] ---
    if a wonderful goddess were to
    someday tell you she loved you,
[09:53] ---
    what would you say?
[09:58] ---
    I'd refuse.
[10:03] ---
    First, it's impossible.
[10:06] ---
    And even if it did happen, I'd never
    feel worthy of dating a goddess.
[10:10] ---
    I just wouldn't feel worthy.
[10:14] ---
    Hestia-sama?
[10:16] ---
    Bell-kun, you...
[10:20] ---
    jerk!
[10:24] ---
    She ran off, huh?
[10:26] ---
    She won't be back for a while.
[10:30] ---
    Goddess? Why?
[10:32] ---
    This is your fault, Bell.
[10:35] ---
    I think you went a little too far.
[10:37] ---
    But the deities are divine!
[10:40] ---
    You need to revere them!
[10:43] ---
    Bell-sama, what you just
    said about deities and mortals,
[10:47] ---
    does that apply to adventurers
    and supporters, as well?
[10:53] ---
    If you never had a chance because you were
[10:55] ---
    one thing and the person
    you loved was another,
[10:58] ---
    that would be pretty sad for the
    person who fell in love, right?
[11:12] ---
    Goddess...
[11:14] ---
    I'll go find her!
[11:16] ---
    Does he really understand?
[11:20] ---
    
[11:22] ---
    Come on, stand up!
[11:23] ---
    We came all this way to see you.
[11:25] ---
    Let us have a little fun.
[11:27] ---
    Amazing weapons from Orario, now for 20% off!
[11:31] ---
    First come, first serve!
[11:32] ---
    Look what it does to this tomato!
[11:36] ---
    If your wounds ache, you can
    use this medicine from Orario.
[11:39] ---
    Pay me, and I'll apply it right away.
[11:44] ---
    None of these men are any good.
[11:46] ---
    I need, at least, a general, I guess.
[11:49] ---
    Aisha, they said there's a knight
    over there with some spirit left in him!
[11:53] ---
    Let's get him!
[11:54] ---
    Yeah, I'm coming!
[11:57] ---
    I've decided, Marius!
[11:58] ---
    I'm going to have to go to Orario myself!
[12:02] ---
    Are you going on a sightseeing trip?
[12:04] ---
    Don't be stupid.
[12:06] ---
    I'm going to kidnap a deity from
    Orario to turn things around.
[12:10] ---
    I'll take a god as a
    hostage, no, a godstage,
[12:14] ---
    and demand that Orario surrender!
[12:18] ---
    It's a perfect plan!
[12:19] ---
    That's crazy!
[12:21] ---
    How are you even going to get into Orario?
[12:23] ---
    Come, Marius!
[12:24] ---
    Bring my best men and follow me!
[12:26] ---
    We're off! To kidnap a deity!
[12:29] ---
    Hey!
[12:30] ---
    You don't even know who you're after?
[12:34] ---
    Is your entire brain made of muscle?
[12:39] ---
    Sorry, we're sold out.
[12:41] ---
    Goddess...
[12:50] ---
    Where did she go?
[12:54] ---
    Is that you, Bell?
[12:57] ---
    Oh, it's been a while.
[12:58] ---
    Miach-sama! Hephaistios-sama!
[13:01] ---
    Um, have you seen my goddess?
[13:04] ---
    Hestia?
[13:06] ---
    Sorry, Bell. I haven't.
[13:09] ---
    Me neither.
[13:11] ---
    I see.
[13:13] ---
    Thank you.
[13:15] ---
    Goodbye. I'll be going.
[13:18] ---
    Bell, if you're not in a hurry,
    tell us what's on your mind.
[13:22] ---
    I can tell from the look on your face.
[13:24] ---
    Something happened, right?
[13:32] ---
    It's not a big deal, but...
[13:35] ---
    Do you deities ever
[13:38] ---
    fall in love with people from
    the Lower World, like us?
[13:43] ---
    And take them as lovers or partners?
[13:48] ---
    Yes, I'm sure that happens.
[13:50] ---
    It's actually easier for us to be
    drawn to you than to each other.
[13:55] ---
    Yes.
[13:57] ---
    Affection, a whim, motherly love,
     fatherly love...
[14:01] ---
    Love takes many forms, but we do love you.
[14:05] ---
    Of course, sometimes we fall in
    completely ordinary love, too.
[14:11] ---
    B-But I mean, deities and mortals are...
    We're totally different!
[14:17] ---
    Who we are... What we are...
[14:19] ---
    And the time we have to live...
[14:25] ---
    What is it you're afraid of, Bell?
[14:29] ---
    Bell,
[14:30] ---
    our love only lasts a moment, yes.
[14:33] ---
    Even if it seems to you
    to last your whole life.
[14:37] ---
    If a goddess tells you she loves you,
[14:40] ---
    treat her with respect.
[14:43] ---
    Even if you love someone else.
[14:48] ---
    There's no need to let your life
     be ruled by some goddess's whims.
[14:52] ---
    But treat her with respect.
[14:56] ---
    For most deities, that's enough.
[15:01] ---
    So...
[15:02] ---
    Don't run from a deity's love.
[15:05] ---
    You can refuse it, or accept it,
[15:08] ---
    but please don't fear it.
[15:14] ---
    Bell-kun, you jerk!
[15:16] ---
    You stubborn coward! You blockheaded rabbit!
[15:21] ---
    You respect deities way too much, Bell-kun!
[15:24] ---
    I mean, it's nice that you respect me,
[15:27] ---
    but you don't need to be so formal.
[15:29] ---
    Hestia-chan!
[15:30] ---
    Good timing!
[15:31] ---
    The woman who runs the potato snack stand!
[15:35] ---
    Wait.
[15:36] ---
    Why do I have to go get potato snack
    ingredients instead of you?
[15:41] ---
    I'm busy! My customers are waiting!
[15:44] ---
    But this one bag isn't enough.
[15:47] ---
    I need another bag for
    the stand on main street!
[15:51] ---
    Thanks for your help!
[15:52] ---
    Owner!
[15:55] ---
    I'm a goddess, you know!
[15:58] ---
    Doesn't she know that I'm
    not allowed outside Orario?
[16:04] ---
    Jeez... it's going to rain, too.
[16:08] ---
    But you can't make potato snacks
    without ingredients.
[16:15] ---
    Hey, you!
[16:17] ---
    Hestia?
[16:18] ---
    Ganesha!
[16:25] ---
    Well, Marius?
[16:26] ---
    It's a perfect disguise, isn't it?
[16:28] ---
    You're too loud!
[16:29] ---
    Your "perfect disguise" is
    just putting on a cloak!
[16:33] ---
    What are you even going to do now?
[16:36] ---
    It's easy.
[16:37] ---
    I'm just going to nab some deity off
    the street and bring them back!
[16:42] ---
    It won't be that easy!
[16:44] ---
    How stupid are you?
[16:47] ---
    Thank you, Ganesha!
[16:49] ---
    I'm glad you were the one
    in charge of the gate.
[16:52] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[16:53] ---
    Potato snacks give this city
     the energy it needs to live!
[16:56] ---
    If you're going to get ingredients for them,
[16:58] ---
    I have no choice but to let you
    pass whether you're a deity or not!
[17:02] ---
    Because...
[17:04] ---
    I am Ganesha!
[17:07] ---
    Now, time to go get those ingredients.
[17:12] ---
    Hestia...
[17:14] ---
    Ares?
[17:21] ---
    Gotcha!
[17:24] ---
    See that, Marius?!
[17:25] ---
    I caught a goddess without
    even entering Orario!
[17:27] ---
    My plan was brilliant!
[17:30] ---
    Seriously?
[17:31] ---
    Let's go, then.
[17:38] ---
    Thank you for telling me all this.
[17:42] ---
    I hope it helped a little.
[17:45] ---
    Yes, it did.
[17:46] ---
    But to be honest,
[17:48] ---
    I don't know what to do.
[17:51] ---
    First, find Hestia and make up with her.
[17:54] ---
    Okay!
[18:00] ---
    Did she already go back home?
[18:07] ---
    Ais-san?
[18:11] ---
    You come, too.
[18:14] ---
    Damn that little squirt for
    making us do extra work.
[18:17] ---
    Loki, Finn...
[18:21] ---
    I-Is it true that my goddess was kidnapped?
[18:25] ---
    Yeah. Some idiot in a mask let
    her outside the gate.
[18:31] ---
    I am Ganesha!
[18:32] ---
    Now's no time for whispering, you moron!
[18:35] ---
    I am Ganesh—
[18:37] ---
    Shaddup!
[18:38] ---
    No... Goddess...
[18:41] ---
    Finn, any word from the pursuit team?
[18:43] ---
    Not yet.
[18:44] ---
    The enemy's split up into multiple units,
[18:46] ---
    each fleeing in different directions.
[18:48] ---
    And we don't know which will
    take us to that shrimp.
[18:52] ---
    We have to cross the mountains, and if
    we're not careful, we might get lost.
[18:56] ---
    It sounds pathetic,
[18:58] ---
    but they know the landscape
    outside Orario better than we do.
[19:03] ---
    I'll go.
[19:05] ---
    Hold it, Ais-tan.
[19:07] ---
    There's no need to go out
    there for that shrimp.
[19:09] ---
    But somebody has to go.
[19:13] ---
    Okay, Ais. I'll leave it to you.
[19:16] ---
    I-I'll go, too.
[19:18] ---
    Kid, were you listening?
[19:21] ---
    Ais says she's going.
[19:22] ---
    Are you trying to slow her down?
[19:25] ---
    I'm my goddess's... er, Hestia-sama's child!
[19:29] ---
    So please let me go.
[19:33] ---
    Whatever.
[19:35] ---
    But if we just follow them blindly,
    our real target will escape.
[19:40] ---
    If only we could be sure we were
    following the right target.
[19:44] ---
    I think I can help you there.
[19:47] ---
    Hermes-sama!
[19:48] ---
    You just need to find Hestia, right?
[19:51] ---
    Can you do that?
[19:52] ---
    Yes.
[19:53] ---
    My Perseus, Asfi, can!
[20:10] ---
    Goddess, please be okay!
[20:18] ---
    Ais-san!
[20:20] ---
    Let's hurry!
[20:20] ---
    Right!
[20:23] ---
    Ares, put me down!
[20:25] ---
    You won't get away with this!
[20:28] ---
    I'm not putting you down!
[20:30] ---
    You may be a shrimp,
    but you're still my godstage!
[20:34] ---
    Who are you calling a shrimp?
[20:41] ---
    The S-Sword Princess!
[20:47] ---
    Wallenwhatsit!
[20:50] ---
    When did Orario master the skies, too?
[20:54] ---
    The rest is in your hands, Sword Princess.
[21:00] ---
    I refuse to let a mere
    adventurer get in my way!
[21:04] ---
    I am Ares, God of the Kingdom of Rakia!
[21:06] ---
    Behold the might of a war god!
[21:14] ---
    Not bad!
[21:16] ---
    What are you doing?
[21:19] ---
    Sword Princess!
[21:24] ---
    Archers, aim for her!
[21:26] ---
    If we can take her down,
[21:27] ---
    Orario's adventurers won't
    be able to follow us!
[21:30] ---
    Marius, don't give orders! That's my job!
[21:33] ---
    I'm the god here!
[21:35] ---
    Just get going while you can, you meathead!
[21:41] ---
    Goddess!
[21:43] ---
    Bell-kun!
[21:46] ---
    Bell-kun!
[21:47] ---
    Goddess!
[21:56] ---
    Sword Princess!
[21:57] ---
    Bell Cranel!
SIGN    Song of Love
    Goddess and Child
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Next time: "Song of Love."

E12 - Song of Love - Goddess and Child

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[00:16] ---
    Are you awake, Goddess?
[00:20] ---
    Bell-kun?
[00:21] ---
    How are you feeling?
[00:23] ---
    Are you hurt anywhere?
[00:27] ---
    I'm not hurt, but my head
    feels like it's full of fuzz.
[00:33] ---
    You still have a fever.
[00:36] ---
    I'll pour you some water.
[00:38] ---
    Bell-kun, where are we?
[00:41] ---
    The mayor's house in a mountain village.
[00:45] ---
    Ais-san saved us from the water.
[00:52] ---
    Where's Wallenwhatsit?
[00:55] ---
    Looking around outside the village.
[00:57] ---
    She says Ares-sama's army
    may still be nearby.
[01:01] ---
    I'm sorry, Bell-kun. This is all my fault.
[01:07] ---
    Come in.
[01:09] ---
    How is the Goddess?
[01:13] ---
    Oh, Karm-san.
[01:14] ---
    She just woke up.
[01:17] ---
    That's wonderful to hear.
[01:20] ---
    You're the mayor, huh?
[01:22] ---
    Thanks for the help.
[01:24] ---
    No, it's nothing...
[01:28] ---
    I'm sorry, but I'd like to
    stay here a little longer.
[01:32] ---
    Is that okay?
[01:33] ---
    Of course.
[01:34] ---
    Treat this home as your own.
[01:38] ---
    My daughter Rina will be
    at your beck and call.
[01:43] ---
    Thanks, that's a huge help!
[01:55] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
[01:57] ---
    Is It Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon? II
SIGN    Song of Love
    Goddess and Child
[03:19] ---
    Welcome back.
[03:21] ---
    How is Hestia-sama?
[03:23] ---
    She woke up, but then went back to sleep.
[03:26] ---
    So what did you find?
[03:28] ---
    No sign of Rakia's forces or Asfi-san.
[03:32] ---
    Just signs that they fought.
[03:35] ---
    Did they retreat?
[03:37] ---
    I don't know.
[03:39] ---
    But it's best to stay here a little longer.
[03:42] ---
    L-Let's stay here a little longer, then.
[03:46] ---
    Okay.
[03:58] ---
    Father, are you okay?
[04:02] ---
    Thank you. I'm fine.
[04:05] ---
    I was happy to have such a
    kind daughter as yourself.
[04:11] ---
    Now, get some rest.
[04:14] ---
    Tomorrow, I'll need you
    to help the Goddess again.
[04:19] ---
    Yes...
[04:21] ---
    Good night.
[04:23] ---
    Good night.
[04:40] ---
    I'm really sorry, Bell-kun.
[04:43] ---
    Please don't say that.
[04:45] ---
    This is a great village, huh?
[04:47] ---
    Yes, everyone is warm and kind.
[04:58] ---
    How about some tea?
[05:00] ---
    Thank you.
[05:04] ---
    There's a festival in the village
    tonight to pray for good harvests.
[05:08] ---
    The rain's finally stopped,
    so everyone is excited.
[05:13] ---
    I see!
[05:14] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[05:18] ---
    Bell-kun, why not help with the
    preparations for the festival?
[05:22] ---
    But will you be okay, Goddess?
[05:24] ---
    The Hestia Familia has to do something
[05:26] ---
    to repay the people who've helped us so much.
[05:29] ---
    Go and help them, Bell-kun.
[05:31] ---
    Okay, off I go.
[05:35] ---
    Good morning.
[05:37] ---
    G-Good morning.
[05:41] ---
    They said I'd look good in this.
[05:44] ---
    Does it look weird?
[05:45] ---
    No, you look great.
[05:49] ---
    Are you going somewhere?
[05:50] ---
    Yes, I'm going to help
    with the village festival.
[05:54] ---
    Festival?
[05:58] ---
    Sorry to ask a visitor for help like this.
[06:01] ---
    It's fine. You've done a lot for us.
[06:04] ---
    She's sure pretty, though.
[06:09] ---
    Are all the girls in Orario pretty like that?
[06:12] ---
    Um... they all have their own charm.
[06:17] ---
    Okay, we're done.
[06:19] ---
    I'll ask for more help later.
[06:22] ---
    Okay, whenever you want.
[06:32] ---
    Is this...
[06:34] ---
    It's a scale from the Black Dragon.
[06:37] ---
    The Black Dragon?
[06:39] (Flashback) ---
    It's not a fairy tale.
[06:41] (Flashback) ---
    The Black Dragon exists.
[06:45] (Flashback) ---
    The Three Great Quests
    have yet to be completed.
[06:49] ---
    This is a scale from the Black Dragon?
[06:52] ---
    Yes. A long time ago,
[06:54] ---
    when it was driven from Orario
    by the great hero and fled north,
[06:58] ---
    scales fell from its body onto this village.
[07:03] ---
    Big ones, little ones...
    There are ten in all.
[07:08] ---
    It's thanks to these scales that the
    village isn't attacked by monsters.
[07:13] ---
    What do you mean?
[07:15] ---
    Most monsters are too scared of the Black
    Dragon's scales to come any closer.
[07:21] ---
    It's thanks to these that
    we can live in peace.
[07:27] ---
    It's strange to worship a
    monster, though, I think.
[07:30] ---
    But it's not the gods or
    adventurers that keep us safe.
[07:36] ---
    It's these scales.
[07:39] ---
    The one-eyed dragon in the stories...
[07:42] ---
    The dragon that might
    destroy the world protects...
[07:45] ---
    this village?
[07:46] ---
    But if the Black Dragon is ever defeated,
[07:50] ---
    what will we do then?
[07:53] ---
    We'll probably still worship them, I think.
[07:59] ---
    Ais-san?
[08:08] ---
    They're kind of like a god, huh?
[08:11] ---
    These things are no god.
[08:21] ---
    Let's head back.
[08:22] ---
    R-Right...
[08:31] ---
    Goddess, I'm back.
[08:34] ---
    Karm-san, is something wrong?
[08:37] ---
    Oh, Bell-san...
[08:39] ---
    Can you spare some time for an old man?
[08:46] ---
    Bell-san, you truly revere
    your goddess, don't you?
[08:51] ---
    Yes, of course.
[08:53] ---
    She took me in when I had nowhere to go.
[08:58] ---
    Bell-san, do you know what this is?
[09:03] ---
    Is it the emblem of a familia?
[09:07] ---
    Yes. I was once the child
    of a certain goddess.
[09:13] ---
    I revered her, and she loved me.
[09:18] ---
    We swore
[09:20] ---
    our love to one another...
[09:23] ---
    But I couldn't protect her.
[09:48] ---
    She saved me, and miraculously, I survived.
[09:52] ---
    She returned to Heaven.
[09:58] ---
    I thought of following her so many times.
[10:01] ---
    But I couldn't abandon the life she gave me.
[10:05] ---
    So I arrived at this village,
[10:08] ---
    and spent the rest of my
    life without taking a wife.
[10:12] ---
    Then Rina-san...
[10:14] ---
    ...is adopted.
[10:16] ---
    An orphan from the village.
[10:20] ---
    Rina is what keeps me going.
[10:24] ---
    But...
[10:29] ---
    Karm-san! Are you okay?
[10:31] ---
    Should I get Rina-san?
[10:33] ---
    No need to worry.
[10:35] ---
    I know my own body best of all.
[10:41] ---
    Bell-san, please take care of her...
[10:46] ---
    of your goddess...
[10:50] ---
    Karm-san!
[10:52] ---
    You may ignore what I say as the
    foolish words of a dying man.
[10:57] ---
    But you must not have regrets, like I do.
[11:09] ---
    I feel a lot less tired...
[11:12] ---
    But if I stay in bed,
    Bell-kun will take care of me.
[11:16] ---
    I'll just stay like this for a while.
[11:20] ---
    C-Come in...
[11:22] ---
    Excuse me.
[11:23] ---
    Wallenwhatsit?!
[11:25] ---
    What do you want?
[11:28] ---
    I brought you dinner.
[11:29] ---
    You? Where's Bell-kun?
[11:32] ---
    He said he's talking to the mayor.
[11:37] ---
    Wallenwhatsit... I haven't
    thanked you for saving me, have I?
[11:43] ---
    I really appreciate it.
[11:46] ---
    It was nothing.
[11:48] ---
    So, getting to the point...
[11:50] ---
    What do you think about my Bell-kun?
[11:54] ---
    What do I think?
[11:55] ---
    Well, you must think something about him!
[12:04] ---
    He's... a rabbit?
[12:09] ---
    I believed in you!
[12:11] ---
    But don't spoil him too much.
[12:14] ---
    Rabbits can get really pushy if you let them.
[12:18] ---
    Okay...
[12:36] ---
    Festivals are fun, huh?
[12:39] ---
    Are you feeling all right?
[12:41] ---
    Yes, I'm feeling great.
[12:43] ---
    It's the big festival today, right?
[12:45] ---
    I don't want to miss it.
[12:51] ---
    Okay, now that the goddess is here,
     let's do the harvest dance!
[13:00] ---
    The harvest dance?
[13:03] ---
    It's not really a rule or anything,
[13:05] ---
    but when an unmarried guy asks you
    to dance, it means he likes you.
[13:10] ---
    And if the girl accepts,
    the two become lovers!
[13:15] ---
    Lovers, huh?
[13:19] ---
    Would you like to dance, too, Goddess?
[13:22] ---
    Me?
[13:24] ---
    Yes!
[13:25] ---
    If we have a goddess dance,
    our harvests are sure to be good!
[13:29] ---
    Yeah! Go ahead!
[13:32] ---
    Okay, okay...
[13:35] ---
    Is Hestia-sama a harvest goddess?
[13:37] ---
    No, I don't think so.
[13:40] ---
    So, Bell-kun, I need to
    do my duty as a goddess.
[13:46] ---
    If you invite me to dance together,
[13:49] ---
    I'm willing to forget about... you know.
[13:52] ---
    I know?
[13:53] ---
    You know, the thing where
    I ran away from home?
[13:59] (Flashback) ---
    Hey, Bell-kun, just hypothetically,
[14:02] (Flashback) ---
    if a wonderful goddess were to
    someday tell you she loved you,
[14:05] (Flashback) ---
    what would you say?
[14:08] (Flashback) ---
    Bell-san, please take care
    of her... of your goddess...
[14:18] ---
    Okay, Goddess. Let's dance.
[14:20] ---
    You need to ask me properly.
[14:23] ---
    Like you did when you asked Wallenwhatsit
    to dance at Apollo's banquet!
[14:29] ---
    Come on, mister. Don't embarrass a goddess.
[14:33] ---
    You can do it!
[14:38] ---
    P-Please dance with me, Goddess.
[14:44] ---
    Okay!
[14:54] ---
    Of course, I respect my goddess.
[14:57] ---
    She's the most important
    thing in the world to me.
[15:03] ---
    But...
[15:21] ---
    How much time do she and I have together?
[15:26] (Flashback) ---
    But please don't fear it.
[15:28] (Flashback) ---
    But you must not have regrets, like I do.
[15:39] ---
    Rina? What's wrong?
[15:41] ---
    My father... The mayor...
[15:48] ---
    Karm-san...
[15:51] ---
    Father, the goddess is here.
[15:54] ---
    Oh, Goddess...
[15:56] ---
    Thank you for coming.
[16:00] ---
    Aw, don't be silly, Karm-kun.
[16:02] ---
    You've been very good to me.
[16:04] ---
    I'll come any time if you ask me to.
[16:08] ---
    When I saw you,
[16:11] ---
    I remembered Brigid-sama.
[16:15] ---
    Brigid?
[16:16] ---
    The girl with blonde hair and red eyes?
[16:21] ---
    You know her?
[16:23] ---
    Yeah. She and I were best friends.
[16:27] ---
    She and I used to play together all the
    time in Heaven, and we got into fights, too.
[16:31] ---
    I see.
[16:35] ---
    She was a kind girl.
[16:37] ---
    She treated everyone as equals,
[16:41] ---
    and loved a man like me.
[16:44] ---
    Brigid did?
[16:45] ---
    Karm-kun, you've been tricked.
[16:48] ---
    Whenever she's about to lose an argument,
    she always calls me a shrimp.
[16:53] ---
    She was probably just putting
    on an act when you were around.
[16:59] ---
    Is that true?
[17:01] ---
    I'm afraid... I didn't notice.
[17:07] ---
    Goddess, please tell me...
[17:11] ---
    When I go to Heaven...
[17:15] ---
    Will I be able to see her?
[17:18] ---
    I'm sure Brigid will find you.
[17:21] ---
    She's very obsessive.
[17:24] ---
    I'm scared...
[17:25] ---
    Scared to see her,
[17:28] ---
    and scared I won't.
[17:37] ---
    Brigid-sama? Please forgive me...
[17:42] ---
    For not being able to protect you.
[17:45] ---
    Thank you, Karm.
[17:48] ---
    For loving me.
[17:58] ---
    Now, and forever after,
[18:02] ---
    I love you.
[18:07] ---
    Brigid-sa...
[18:09] ---
    I... I...
[18:13] ---
    love you, too...
[18:43] ---
    There you are.
[18:46] ---
    Goddess, will Karm-san be
    able to see Brigid-sama?
[18:52] ---
    It'll be difficult, to be honest.
[18:54] ---
    When souls return to Heaven, they're
    restored to a pure, white state.
[18:59] ---
    They forget everything and
    return to the Lower World.
[19:06] ---
    Do you think that gods
    like us and you humans
[19:12] ---
    shouldn't fall in love?
[19:14] ---
    We're going to die before you do.
[19:21] ---
    Bell-kun,
[19:22] ---
    you know the pain of being
    left behind, don't you?
[19:29] ---
    When my grandfather died,
[19:31] ---
    I was so sad, I cried and cried,
     but it wasn't enough.
[19:39] ---
    We all have an end that's coming for us.
[19:41] ---
    Someday, we'll be able to forget everything.
[19:45] ---
    But you gods are eternal.
[19:49] ---
    Having to deal with that pain forever...
[19:52] ---
    Don't think about it so hard.
[19:55] ---
    We're...
[20:01] ---
    Listen, Bell-kun.
[20:03] ---
    You and I may not be able to
    experience time the same way.
[20:07] ---
    But I'll always be by your side.
[20:13] ---
    No matter how old you get,
    even when you're an old man,
[20:17] ---
    I'll be with you forever.
[20:19] ---
    I'll never let you go.
[20:22] ---
    Goddess...
[20:25] ---
    Even if death tears us apart someday,
    I promise I'll come for you.
[20:31] ---
    Even if it takes hundreds, thousands,
    or tens of thousands of years.
[20:36] ---
    I'll come to you after you're reborn,
    and no longer Bell-kun anymore.
[20:42] ---
    And I'll say to you,
[20:44] ---
    "Will you be my child?
    Will you join my familia?"
[20:52] ---
    It doesn't matter whether we're
    in the Lower World or Heaven.
[20:55] ---
    It'll be just like Brigid and Karm-kun.
[20:58] ---
    I'll come find you.
[21:01] ---
    Because we're divine, and we live forever!
[21:05] ---
    So Bell-kun, don't fear
[21:09] ---
    our love.
[21:11] ---
    Goddess...
[21:14] ---
    I...
[21:15] ---
    I want to be with you!
[21:21] ---
    We'll be together forever, Bell-kun.
[21:46] ---
    Okay, let's go!
[21:49] ---
    Right!
[21:54] ---
    What a nice village.
[21:56] ---
    I hope we can go back someday.
[21:58] ---
    If you're going, please bring me.
[22:01] ---
    Really?
[22:03] ---
    Who said you could make a promise like that?
[22:05] ---
    Wallenwhatsit!
[22:07] ---
    Go with your own familia!
[22:09] ---
    Come on, Goddess...
[22:11] ---
    Shut up, Bell-kun!
[22:13] ---
    Hey, are you listening, Wallenwhatsit?
[22:15] ---
    Hey!
[23:37] ---
    Where... am I?