# E2 - Hiro Shishigami
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGQMV1/hiro-shishigami)
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This is too much.
**[00:03] ---**
It gives me the creeps.
**[00:16] ---**
From here on, I’m going to
save as many lives as I can.
**[00:21] ---**
That is proof that I am still human.
**[00:36] ---**
Inuyashiki
**[00:45] ---**
*Tell me, my hero
What do we need*
**[00:47] ---**
*To end it all
And to never let us bleed*
**[00:50] ---**
*So hit me on the ground
Without a sound*
**[00:52] ---**
*Bring it on now
Till the day we take the lead*
**[00:55] ---**
*In the middle of the fake game
The same proclaims*
**[00:58] ---**
*Made by the liars
From the lost age*
**[01:01] ---**
*Try to believe
To know what you are*
**[01:03] ---**
*But you are not sure which side you're on
From the start*
**[01:06] ---**
*Take a look
All the junk we made*
**[01:08] ---**
*The last corner you'll take
Will never lead you to the pearly gates*
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*What else did we betray
Turn into a machine*
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*We just gave it away
To fit into the scene*
**[01:17] ---**
*Are you losing your way
Or are you lost?*
**[01:19] ---**
*Where are you going?*
**[01:22] ---**
*Tell me, my hero
Where you're going*
**[01:24] ---**
*What do I need to end my war?*
**[01:27] ---**
*Hit me on the ground
Hit me on the ground*
**[01:30] ---**
*Hit me on the ground
Hit me on the ground*
**[01:32] ---**
*Believe and rejoice
Fulfill and share*
**[01:35] ---**
*Let go of everything
And now is the time to stand up*
**[01:38] ---**
*Hit me on the ground
Hit me on the ground*
**[01:40] ---**
*Hit me on the ground
Hit me on the ground*
**[01:48] ---**
*Hit me on the ground
Hit me on the ground*
**[01:51] ---**
*Hit me on the ground
Hit me on the ground*
**[01:56] ---**
You quit Twitter, right?
**[01:57] ---**
Man, she's hot.
**[02:01] ---**
Yeah, but isn't she, like, a bitch?
**[02:05] ---**
Who cares when she's that beautiful?
She's got alabaster skin, and look at her face.
**[02:10] ---**
When she's that hot, it doesn't matter
what her personality is.
**[02:12] ---**
You think so? I don't want
someone with a horrible personality.
**[02:16] ---**
You're always reading those *Jump* comics.
**[02:19] ---**
Don't tell me you prefer
those girls in the mangas.
**[02:22] ---**
You've got a point.
**[02:23] ---**
Nami is way better.
**[02:26] ---**
Dude, you're gross.
**[02:29] ---**
Hey.
**[02:30] ---**
- Ando hasn't shown up to school lately.
- He hasn't?
**[02:34] ---**
You think it's because he
got beat up the other day?
**[02:37] ---**
Probably, but who cares?
**[02:39] ---**
Were you friends with him?
**[02:41] ---**
- I've known him since preschool.
- That right?
**[02:48] ---**
HIRO SHISHIGAMI
**[02:49] ---**
Yes?
**[02:53] ---**
Oh, Shishigami.
**[02:56] ---**
Yo, Chokko.
**[02:59] ---**
I'm coming in.
**[03:03] ---**
Hey.
**[03:09] ---**
Are you never coming back
to school or something?
**[03:12] ---**
I bought the latest *Jump.* Wanna read it?
**[03:23] ---**
*One Piece* is crazy good this week.
**[03:26] ---**
Totally gave me the feels, man.
**[03:30] ---**
Hey, you know that thing
with those middle schoolers?
**[03:33] ---**
Was that some sort of broadcast hijack?
**[03:35] ---**
How did that work? It was even on satellite.
**[03:41] ---**
Hey, have you heard there's
this random slasher going around lately?
**[03:48] ---**
The slasher's killed around
eight people already.
**[03:51] ---**
Apparently the killer hasn't been caught yet,
and there's no witnesses either.
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So?
**[03:59] ---**
Isn't that you?
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Why me?
**[04:10] ---**
You don't make sense.
**[04:11] ---**
You've skipped school for the last few days.
**[04:14] ---**
So, what have you been doing?
**[04:16] ---**
I've just been sleeping.
**[04:19] ---**
Something happened with you, didn't it?
**[04:25] ---**
What happened?
**[04:35] ---**
Dude, I'm just kidding.
**[04:39] ---**
The hell, man?
**[04:41] ---**
Because you're a total *Gantz* fanboy.
**[04:43] ---**
Always reading that shitty
manga about killing.
**[04:46] ---**
It's not a shitty manga.
**[04:49] ---**
Have you even read it before?
**[04:51] ---**
Yeah. I'd always browse through *Young Jump.*
**[04:54] ---**
It made no sense, dude.
**[04:55] ---**
Everyone on Amazon and 2chan
bashed the hell out of it.
**[04:59] ---**
So the Internet is all that matters?
**[05:02] ---**
That's what empty people say.
**[05:05] ---**
Empty, huh?
**[05:08] ---**
I mean, I basically am empty.
**[05:11] ---**
I'm not really Hiro Shishigami anymore.
**[05:15] ---**
What?
**[05:30] ---**
Freaky, right?
**[05:33] ---**
That's, like,
**[05:35] ---**
some magic trick or something, right?
**[05:39] ---**
Right? There's some sort of trick to it?
**[05:41] ---**
How'd you do that?
That really freaked me out when you did that.
**[05:46] ---**
So it did, huh?
**[05:49] ---**
I mean, why wouldn't it?
**[05:51] ---**
Let's go outside.
**[05:57] ---**
Why? Why won't you tell me?
**[05:59] ---**
Dude, you gotta tell me.
**[06:02] ---**
Look.
**[06:05] ---**
Keep looking at those crows.
**[06:06] ---**
What? You gonna do something again?
**[06:10] ---**
Bang.
**[06:13] ---**
I know that one.
**[06:14] ---**
Crows are smart, so they think they got shot.
**[06:16] ---**
He's not getting away.
**[06:20] ---**
Bang.
**[06:24] ---**
Did that crow just die?
**[06:27] ---**
Wanna go look?
**[06:28] ---**
No.
**[06:29] ---**
I found this crazy trick from
some online magic store.
**[06:34] ---**
Let's go to Ikebukuro.
I'll show you something crazier.
**[06:48] ---**
Hey, by the way,
**[06:49] ---**
I saw someone jump in front of a train.
**[06:51] ---**
It was on my way home from school
at the train station.
**[06:56] ---**
What about it?
**[06:57] ---**
Nothing, that's pretty much it.
**[07:09] ---**
This is getting exciting.
**[07:12] ---**
Watch the screen.
**[07:20] ---**
Holy crap. For real?
**[07:22] ---**
The hell is this?
**[07:23] ---**
What's this doing on-screen?
**[07:24] ---**
- What's going on here?
- We're looking into it.
**[07:27] ---**
It's not changing. What the hell is going on?
**[07:32] ---**
That was hilarious. I have
no idea how you did that.
**[07:36] ---**
That was an awesome magic trick.
**[07:41] ---**
One more. I've got one more to show you.
**[07:48] ---**
I guess here will be fine.
**[07:50] ---**
What are you gonna do?
**[08:09] ---**
Oh, my God.
**[08:32] ---**
I don't know, the cars just started...
**[08:37] ---**
There's no magic trick, is there?
**[08:40] ---**
What if there's not?
**[08:45] ---**
So hilarious.
**[08:47] ---**
Hiro...
**[08:48] ---**
Are you really...?
**[08:50] ---**
Are you really...?
**[08:52] ---**
You're really not Hiro Shishigami, are you?
**[09:01] ---**
Compared to me,
**[09:03] ---**
you don't have it very bad at all.
**[09:06] ---**
So start coming to school, okay?
**[09:12] ---**
But...
**[09:13] ---**
I still need to process all this.
**[09:16] ---**
How can...?
**[09:18] ---**
How can this be real?
**[09:20] ---**
What?
**[09:25] ---**
Hey.
**[09:26] ---**
Yeah?
**[09:28] ---**
You wouldn't...
**[09:30] ---**
kill me or something, right?
**[09:33] ---**
What? Are you serious?
**[09:36] ---**
Oh, sorry.
**[09:38] ---**
That kind of hurt, ouch.
**[09:42] ---**
So your mind is still you, right?
**[09:45] ---**
Right, sorry.
**[09:48] ---**
Right.
**[09:50] ---**
But so,
**[09:51] ---**
you're still just going to go to school?
**[09:54] ---**
I mean, you don't have to study
or work anymore, right?
**[09:59] ---**
You could, you know, instead of pranks...
**[10:04] ---**
You could rescue people like a superhero.
**[10:07] ---**
Superhero? Superhero, huh?
**[10:13] ---**
That sounds like a pain.
**[10:15] ---**
Oh, yeah.
**[10:17] ---**
That's true.
**[10:19] ---**
Like, how can Spider-Man
be saving people for free all the time?
**[10:25] ---**
I know, you could start a business--
**[10:27] ---**
Dude, enough about me.
**[10:29] ---**
I came here today to get
you to come back to school.
**[10:35] ---**
If you tell me who beat you up,
**[10:39] ---**
I'll kill them for you.
**[10:44] ---**
No, I mean, you can't actually kill them.
**[10:47] ---**
Why not?
**[10:50] ---**
Are you being serious?
**[10:51] ---**
Dead serious.
**[10:53] ---**
I'll come pick you up tomorrow morning.
**[11:01] ---**
I didn't just dream all this up, right?
**[11:06] ---**
Hey, Mom.
**[11:10] ---**
But his back really did open up...
**[11:14] ---**
God, I need to tell someone.
**[11:16] ---**
But I'm kind of scared.
**[11:18] ---**
I'm just leaving Chokko's place.
**[11:20] ---**
But he came all this way
just to get me to go back to school.
**[11:26] ---**
That's the Hiro I've known all my life.
**[11:29] ---**
I'm sure of that.
**[11:30] ---**
Chokko was feeling down,
**[11:32] ---**
but I'm not giving up on him.
**[11:36] ---**
He'll go crazy.
**[11:38] ---**
But he said he was going to kill them for me.
**[11:44] ---**
What? Dad wants to go fishing Sunday?
**[11:46] ---**
I totally want to go. Sweet.
**[11:48] ---**
But he's the same guy who cried
like a baby when his pet dog died.
**[11:53] ---**
*There's no way he could kill someone.*
**[11:57] ---**
God, I'm going crazy.
**[12:02] ---**
Wait, I remember something he said
when we were younger.
**[12:04] ---**
But, you know, it's like if they aren't
friends or family, who cares?
**[12:10] ---**
- I don't really care if they die.
- What do you mean?
**[12:14] ---**
I mean just that.
**[12:15] ---**
I think Hiro's saying that
**[12:17] ---**
he won't feel sad or anything
if someone he doesn't know dies.
**[12:20] ---**
Yeah. I might feel more for manga
and anime characters when they die.
**[12:27] ---**
I think that's pretty normal.
**[12:41] ---**
You're it.
**[12:56] ---**
- I'm home.
- Hi, honey.
**[13:06] ---**
Who are you?
**[13:11] ---**
Bang.
**[13:26] ---**
Bang. Bang.
**[13:27] ---**
Bang. Bang. Bang.
**[13:37] ---**
I panicked and killed her right away.
**[13:40] ---**
What's wrong with me?
That misses the whole point.
**[13:44] ---**
Daddy, do the ducky.
**[13:46] ---**
Okay. Here's the ducky.
**[13:50] ---**
- Quack, quack, quack.
- Yay, yay!
**[13:58] ---**
Daddy. Do the froggy next, Daddy.
**[14:02] ---**
Daddy, one more time.
**[14:05] ---**
Who are you?
**[14:09] ---**
This is a real gun.
**[14:12] ---**
So say something.
**[14:13] ---**
What are you doing?
**[14:16] ---**
Honey. Honey, call the police.
**[14:18] ---**
Bang.
**[14:22] ---**
Say something.
**[14:26] ---**
Hey, who's that? Daddy,
what is he doing here?
**[14:31] ---**
I told you to say something.
**[14:33] ---**
What is it that you want? Who are you?
**[14:37] ---**
Bang.
**[14:43] ---**
What are you thinking right now?
**[14:45] ---**
My wife... Is my wife... dead?
**[14:51] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:03] ---**
Hold on.
**[15:05] ---**
I'm feeling it a little bit now.
**[15:08] ---**
Daddy?
**[15:12] ---**
Please, just spare my son.
**[15:14] ---**
I'm begging you, just, please, spare my son.
**[15:19] ---**
Nope, I'm killing the kid too.
**[15:24] ---**
Don't!
**[15:26] ---**
Bang.
**[15:49] ---**
I'm alive.
**[15:52] ---**
I feel alive.
**[15:55] ---**
I'm home.
**[15:58] ---**
Mom, I'm hungry.
**[16:01] ---**
Mom?
**[16:04] ---**
Mom?
**[16:11] ---**
Mom?
**[16:30] ---**
Why don't you take a seat and we'll talk?
**[16:39] ---**
Call an ambulance.
**[16:41] ---**
My mother's...
**[16:42] ---**
She's already dead.
**[16:44] ---**
I shot her in the head.
**[16:46] ---**
No. No. No.
**[16:51] ---**
Bang.
**[16:57] ---**
Money?
**[16:58] ---**
What do you want?
**[17:03] ---**
- What kind of manga do you read?
- What?
**[17:05] ---**
Manga. What kind of manga do you read?
**[17:10] ---**
*One Piece* and *Attack on Titan--*
**[17:13] ---**
*One Piece?* For real? Who's
your favorite character?
**[17:17] ---**
- Zoro.
- Nice choice. Really?
**[17:22] ---**
Are my father and little brother dead too?
**[17:27] ---**
What does that matter?
**[17:29] ---**
We were talking about *One Piece.*
**[17:39] ---**
So you like *One Piece* for real, huh?
**[17:53] ---**
Don't kill me.
**[17:56] ---**
I don't want to die.
**[17:59] ---**
I don't want to die.
**[18:01] ---**
Please.
**[18:03] ---**
- That's nice.
- Please.
**[18:05] ---**
I don't want to die. I don't want to die.
**[18:17] ---**
No.
**[18:19] ---**
You like Funky Monkey Babys?
**[18:22] ---**
I'm home, Hanako.
**[18:30] ---**
*Don't kill me!*
**[18:32] ---**
*Please! Please!*
**[18:39] ---**
Stop crying.
**[18:41] ---**
Or I'll kill you.
**[18:42] ---**
No!
**[18:44] ---**
Stop crying.
**[18:55] ---**
*If you like* One Piece*, you like
Funky Monkey Babys too, right?*
**[18:57] ---**
*I don't want to die. I don't want to die.*
**[19:03] ---**
Someone!
**[19:07] ---**
*No, help me!*
**[19:13] ---**
*Someone, please, help me...*
**[19:14] ---**
- What?
- *Please...*
**[19:21] ---**
*No!*
**[19:24] ---**
*Okay, I got it.*
**[19:26] ---**
*I had fun.*
**[19:28] ---**
- *I'm glad we did this.
*-Don't.
**[19:29] ---**
*Don't...*
**[19:31] ---**
- Stop.
- *Bang.*
**[19:53] ---**
No.
**[19:55] ---**
My God.
**[19:59] ---**
I wasn't...
**[20:01] ---**
I wasn't any help at all.
**[20:06] ---**
You poor thing.
**[20:10] ---**
You poor thing.
**[20:17] ---**
Who would do this?
**[20:19] ---**
For what purpose?
**[20:22] ---**
This is unforgivable.
**[20:23] ---**
What?
**[20:25] ---**
There was still a grandpa left?
**[20:28] ---**
Is there a grandma too?
**[20:45] ---**
Bang.
**[20:53] ---**
I guess I had enough.
**[20:54] ---**
Time to go home.
**[21:14] ---**
What...?
**[21:16] ---**
What the hell are you?
**[21:25] ---**
*This is my voice
Can you hear me?*
**[21:30] ---**
*Is there a special person in your life?*
**[21:35] ---**
*They're closer to you than you think*
**[21:40] ---**
*But you probably don't see me*
**[21:46] ---**
*"Don't forget about me"
You'd get worried*
**[21:52] ---**
*"Forget about me"
So I pretended to be tough*
**[21:57] ---**
*And if I said I wanted you to notice*
**[22:02] ---**
*You'd put on that uneasy smile*
**[22:07] ---**
*Don't say that you love the present days*
**[22:12] ---**
*Can't you see I'm not there with you?*
**[22:18] ---**
*You said the small things made you happy*
**[22:24] ---**
*They always will*
**[22:28] ---**
*If wishes came true*
**[22:34] ---**
*If you could smile next to me*
**[22:39] ---**
*I want to see you again*
**[22:46] ---**
*You
The one who taught me love*