E7 - Bear Hunting, a Queen, a Bath, and Monsters Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Cayna     Wow. [00:10] Cayna     I didn't know you were here     to repair the bridge, Kartatz. [00:14] Cayna     I just figured I'd have to     carry everyone back over again. [00:18] Cayna     You're a lifesaver. [00:19] Cayna     Thanks! [00:21] Kartatz     I heard that the bandit boss was captured     and things were safe around here again, [00:26] Kartatz     so they hired me to rebuild the bridge. [00:29] Kartatz     Stop patting me on the head! I'm not a kid! [00:33] Kartatz     For crying out loud... [00:35] Kartatz     And to take care of the rest of the bandits, [00:38] Kartatz     the knights from Felskeilo and Helshper [00:41] Kartatz     are joining forces to     create a special task force. [00:43] Cayna     Huh. [00:45] Kartatz     And that bandit boss... [00:48] Kartatz     Did you do the deed? [00:49] Cayna     Huh? Whatever do you mean? [00:51] Kartatz     I know you're the one who defeated him,      so I'm assuming you finished him off. [00:56] Cayna     I didn't want to cause any trouble     with Helshper, so I handed him over. [01:01] Kartatz     I see. I guess I'll ask Sis what     kind of punishment the guy got. [01:07] Cayna     Oh, that reminds me. [01:09] Cayna     Once I get back to Felskeilo,     I need to punish Mai-Mai myself. [01:15] Kartatz     Godspeed, Sis. [01:18] Cayna     But you know... [01:19] Cayna     Caerick and Caerina were both great kids. [01:23] Kartartz     Now she's doting on her grandkids. [01:26] Kartatz     What the heck happened? SIGN    Bear Hunting, a Queen, a Bath, and Monsters SIGN    Bear Hunting, a Queen, a Bath, and Monsters [03:08] Elineh     Lady Cayna, we were able to safely     return to Felskeilo thanks to you. [03:13] Elineh     Here's the sum we agreed on. [03:15] Elineh     Thank you so much again. [03:17] Cayna     Likewise. [03:20] Cayna     I feel much better now! [03:22] Arbiter     Are you gonna be doing more     adventurer work, missy? [03:25] Cayna     That's my plan. [03:27] Arbiter     I see! Well, if you ever feel like it,      come see the Flame Spears again! [03:31] Arbiter     We'll welcome you with open arms! [03:34] Elineh     We'd have no problem taking you on as our     caravan's exclusive bodyguard, you know. [03:38] Elineh     We would pay you handsomely, of course! [03:42] Cayna     Well, let's remember that for next time. [03:44] Cayna     If you'll excuse me. [03:51] Cayna     Well, then... [03:53] Cayna     I don't have anything planned, so I guess     I'll head over to the Adventurers' Guild. [03:57] Cayna     Let's see if there are     any interesting quests. [04:04] Cayna     As usual, the board's     overflowing with quests. [04:07] Cayna     The world sure is full of trouble. [04:13] Cayna     Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...     Catch a tiger by the toe. [04:18] Cayna     I... choose... you! [04:22] Cayna     Acquisition of the ingredient     horned bear meat. [04:26] Cayna     The client is The White-Tailed Black Rabbit? [04:29] Cayna     "White-Tailed"? I could swear     I've heard that somewhere before. [04:34] Kee     It's the high-end restaurant where Skargo,     Mai-Mai, and Kartatz eat together. [04:39] Cayna     Aha! [04:41] Cayna     This one it is! [04:43] Cayna     I'd like to take on this quest. [04:47] Almana     Sure, no problem. [04:49] Almana     The quest is all yours. [04:51] Cayna     Alrighty, I'm gonna go     hunt some horned bears. [04:54] ---     Take care. [04:58] Cohral     Oh, sorry. [04:59] Cayna     Oh, no, I wasn't paying attention myself. [05:02] Cohral     That's the girl who walked across the river. [05:05] Cohral     Could that technique actually be...      Nah, that can't be possible. [05:11] Lonti     Oh, Miss Cayna! [05:15] Cayna     Hey, Lonti! It's been a while! [05:17] Lonti     P-Perfect timing. [05:19] Cayna     It is? [05:20] Lonti     Y-Yes. Well... I wanted to ask     a favor of you, Miss Cayna. [05:33] Lonti     F-First, allow me to do some introductions. [05:35] Lonti     This is a fellow classmate     at the Academy, and my friend. [05:40] Lonti     Um... Th-This is Mye. [05:43] Mye     My name is Mye. It's a pleasure to meet you. [05:47] Cayna     Aw, you're so polite. I'm the high elf, Cayna. [05:51] Cayna     So what's this request? [05:53] Lonti     I-I'm terribly sorry, Miss Cayna, [05:56] Lonti     but would you permit us to     accompany you for a while?! [06:00] Cayna     Huh? [06:03] Cayna     Um... Sure, I guess? [06:07] Lonti     Really? Thank you very much! [06:10] Lonti     Isn't that great? [06:11] Mye     Yes. [06:12] Cayna     I don't mind... [06:14] Cayna     But could you tell me what's going on? [06:17] Lonti     Er, yes. You see, um... The thing is... [06:21] Mye     Lonti wanted to find someone reliable     who could be my bodyguard. [06:28] Cayna     Your bodyguard? I still don't really get it.     Is she a runaway or something? [06:36] Lonti     I-I'm sorry. [06:38] Mye     Lonti is just accompanying me.      This was all my idea. [06:42] Mye     So— [06:43] Cayna     Okay, hold your horses. [06:45] Cayna     I'm not sure why you're panicking, [06:48] Cayna     but I'm not going to     report you two to anyone. [06:54] Cayna     Another runaway, eh?     The other day it was a prince. [06:59] Cayna     Maybe this one's a princess. [07:02] Cayna     Yeah, as if. [07:04] Cayna     But I'm actually about     to leave town on a quest. [07:08] Cayna     Did you two just want to come along, or...? [07:11] Mye     Huh? [07:13] Cayna     If you're a runaway, it'll be     harder to find you outside of town. [07:20] Mye and Lonti     Of course... [07:22] Cayna     Hey, everyone. Do you     mind letting us through? [07:35] Cayna     Thanks! [07:37] Mye     Impressive. [07:38] Lonti     Yes. Her skills are guaranteed. [07:42] Mye     She is the mother of     High Priest Skargo, after all. [07:48] Greenery     Hurry up and go through. [07:50] Greenery     K-Keeping this position is harsh. [07:53] Greenery     I can't bend any further. [08:06] Cayna     So good! [08:08] Cayna     What's the matter? [08:09] Cayna     Lonti, Mye, you're not going to eat? [08:12] Lonti     A-Aren't you scared, Miss Cayna? [08:15] Cayna     No. The forest is high elf territory. [08:19] Cayna     What should I be afraid of? [08:21] Mye     W-Well, we weren't talking about that. [08:23] Lonti     Yes... [08:30] Mye     I-I've never seen a Cerberus before. [08:34] Cayna     Oh, don't even worry. The beasts and stuff     will stay away with Cerberwoof around. [08:40] Mye     I-I see. Cerberwoof... [08:43] Lonti     I think I'm more scared of     Cerberus than any bea— [08:47] Lonti     Eek! N-No, never mind! [08:49] Cayna     Go on, eat. [08:53] Mye and Lonti     Th-Thank you for the food. [08:57] Mye and Lonti     It's good! [08:59] Lonti     By the way... [09:01] Lonti     What quest are you doing, Miss Cayna? [09:04] Cayna     I'm hunting some horned bears. [09:05] Lonti     Oh, I see. [09:07] Lonti     Wait. [09:09] Lonti and Mye     You're hunting horned bears?! [09:11] Cayna     Apparently a place called Inaba's Rabbit     or something wanted some horned bear meat. [09:16] Lonti     Inaba's Rabbit? [09:18] Mye     I've never heard of it. [09:20] Lonti     Do you mean The White-Tailed Black Rabbit? [09:23] Mye     Oh. [09:24] Cayna     Yeah, that's it! It was something like that. [09:27] Cayna     And I'm stuffed! [09:30] Cayna     Okay, I'm gonna go get ready. [09:33] Mye and Lonti     What? [09:34] Cayna     Cerberwoof, make sure you     watch over those two. [09:37] Mye     What is she getting ready for? [09:39] Lonti     I honestly have no idea     what Miss Cayna is thinking. [09:47] Mye     What was that? [09:48] Lonti     I-I'm not sure! [09:58] Lonti     Miss Cayna! [09:59] Mye     Did something happen? [10:03] Cayna     Yup. Just the right temperature. [10:08] Cayna     Hey, ready for bath time? [10:10] Mye     Huh? [10:11] Lonti     B-Bath time? [10:12] Cayna     Come on, it's going to get cold. [10:16] Lonti     B-But... [10:19] Lonti     M-Mye? [10:21] Mye     Let's not waste this opportunity, Lonti. [10:24] Lonti     Huh? What?! [10:30] Mye     I see. So you used explosion magic     to open a hole in the ground, [10:35] Mye     rearranged the stones from the riverbank     into bricks and stacked them together, [10:38] Mye     then drew water from the river      and warmed it with magic. [10:44] Cayna     Pretty much. [10:45] Lonti     Y-You make it sound so easy, but most     people wouldn't be able to do this. [10:50] Mye     It's no surprise that you're     High Priest Skargo's mother. [10:55] Cayna     You know Skargo, Mye? [10:57] Mye     Wh-Why, yes! I see him sometimes when I go [11:02] Mye     visit the church. [11:04] Cayna     Don't tell me Skargo tried to put     his mitts on you when you visited. [11:09] Mye     Wh-What?! [11:10] Lonti     Huh?! Wait, did he, Mye?! [11:13] Lonti     Master Skargo? [11:14] Cayna     I guess I'll need to discipline     him when I get home. [11:17] Mye     Y-Y-You've got the wrong idea! [11:19] Mye     He just gives me advice shometimes! [11:28] Cayna     Oho, Mye... Looks like you've     got the hots for my boy. [11:33] Lonti     Huh?! [11:35] Cayna     Guess I'm right. [11:36] Lonti     Wait, really?! [11:38] Cayna     First, he gives you gentle guidance     after you ask for advice, [11:41] Cayna     then his sweet words hit you right in the     heart as you're entranced by his beauty. [11:46] Cayna     Oh, to be young! [11:48] Lonti     I-I can't believe Mye is reacting like this. [11:52] Lonti     So you must have lied to me when [11:54] Lonti     we were talking about relationships before     and you said there wasn't anyone you liked! [11:58] Mye     Well, how in the world am I even     s-supposed to say something like that? [12:03] Lonti     Then you should've said something to the     queen before any betrothal talks happ— [12:09] Mye     Shh! Shh! [12:12] Cayna     Ah, so you really are a princess. [12:15] Mye     Oh, no! She found out! [12:17] Lonti     I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry,     I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry! [12:21] Cayna     Falling in love isn't a bad thing. [12:24] Cayna     Actually, it's pretty important. [12:27] Mye     I-Is it? Um, do you have any     objections if we start a courtship? [12:32] Lonti     Courtship?! [12:33] Mye     I mean! I have absolutely no plans     to start one! Not in the least! [12:38] Cayna     I'm definitely not going to get in your way. [12:40] Cayna     Skargo's all grown up. [12:43] Mye     I-I see... [12:44] Cayna     Not to mention, Mai-Mai has two kids in     Helshper and is on husband number two! [12:50] Cayna     My kids are free to do whatever they want. [12:54] Cayna     "If you want my daughter's heart,     then you'll have to defeat me first!" [13:00] Cayna     Man, I wish I could've said that! [13:05] Mye and Lonti     No one in this world could     defeat this mother. [13:11] Mye     Looks like the "baring our bodies and     souls" mission has been compweted. [13:28] Cayna     Come on, you two.     It's totally safe. Come on over. [13:31] Lonti     S-Safe? [13:33] Mye     W-We won't be eaten? [13:36] Cayna     I'm the one who summoned this white dragon.     It's completely obedient to me. [13:44] Cayna     Paw. [13:47] Cayna     Now the other paw. [13:51] Cayna     Heel. [13:56] Cayna     Watch closely, now. [13:58] Cayna     Now, beg! [14:04] Lonti     Watch... [14:05] Mye     ...closely? [14:07] Cayna     See? [14:08] Lonti     Y-Yes... [14:09] Mye     We definitely saw. [14:16] Cayna     See? Isn't he nice and soft? [14:19] Mye     Y-Yes. [14:20] Lonti     Very. [14:22] Cayna     Was this your first time seeing one? [14:25] Lonti     O-Of course it was! [14:28] Mye     Of course! Other than my father's, at least! [14:31] Cayna     Your father? [14:33] Mye     A-And my little brother's... [14:36] Cayna     Well, I mean I guess they are beasts. [14:38] Mye and lonti     B-Bea—?! [14:40] Cayna     Dragons. [14:42] Mye and Lonti     Dragons? [14:44] Cayna     Huh? [14:44] Mye     Y-Y-Y-Yes, of course! Dragons!     I'd only heard tales of them before. [14:50] Lonti     M-Me, too. [14:52] Cayna     Tales? [14:53] Mye     The knight leader told me about them once. [14:56] Mye     He mentioned there was a dragon protecting     some ancient ruins he had visited before. [15:02] Lonti     That's what I heard, too. [15:04] Cayna     Has this knight leader     been around for a while? [15:08] Mye     He only took the position a few years     ago, so I'm not sure of his age, [15:14] Mye     but he's a dragoid. [15:16] Cayna     Huh... Is he strong? [15:19] Mye     He is. He can easily split a stone in two! [15:23] Cayna     Oh? [15:25] Cayna     Do you get to go outside like this     often when you're at the Academy? [15:29] Lonti     Not exactly. [15:31] Lonti     We do collect medicinal herbs and hunt     small critters from time to time, [15:36] Lonti     but we usually return the same day. [15:38] Cayna     Do you get to go, Mye? [15:40] Mye     As long as I have a bodyguard, yes. [15:44] Cayna     I see. That must be rough. [15:48] Mye     I consider myself lucky for even     being able to attend the Academy. [15:51] Cayna     I see. [15:54] Cayna     Oh, yeah. [15:55] Cayna     Lonti, is Primo escaping much lately? [15:59] Mye     Primo? [16:01] Lonti     She means the prince. [16:03] Mye     She does? [16:04] Lonti     On the day that the prince escaped, [16:06] Lonti     we happened to run into     Miss Cayna, and she caught him. [16:10] Lonti     She overheard me almost say     "Prince," and that's how... [16:15] Mye     ...she got "Primo"? [16:16] Lonti     Yes. [16:19] Cayna     I can walk on walls and on water.     There's nothing I can't catch! [16:24] Mye     I would've loved to see that. [16:26] Mye     Do you think I can learn to do that? [16:29] Cayna     Well, walking on water is one thing, [16:32] Cayna     but walking on walls is a     personally-crafted spell, so probably not. [16:36] Lonti     Uh, M-Miss Cayna? Please stop     luring Mye down the wrong path! [16:41] Cayna     Wrong path? [16:43] Cayna     I'm not sure if I can teach you. [16:46] Cayna     But if you want to learn,     you'll have to undergo a trial. [16:48] Mye and Lonti     A trial? [16:50] Lonti     You mean like... fight and defeat you? [16:55] Cayna     Yeah, that's never happening. [16:57] Mye and Lonti     Right... [17:08] Cayna     Hup! Hi-yah! [17:16] Cayna     Heh. There I go, kicking something     so insignificant again. [17:21] Lonti     A-Are you all right, Mye? Hang in there! [17:25] Mye     I-It usually takes a handful of knights [17:27] Mye     to even have a chance at     defeating a horned bear. [17:31] Mye     Yet she defeated it so easily! [17:33] Lonti     Well, this is Miss Cayna we're talking about! [17:35] Mye     Right... [17:37] Mye     How does this not shock you, Lonti? [17:39] Lonti     I-I think I just got tired of being surprised. [17:42] Mye     I see what you mean. SIGN    Item Box SIGN    Horned Bear [17:47] Cayna     There we go. [17:48] Cayna     Now if we just deliver this to That Rabbit     Off Yonder, this quest is complete! [17:52] Kee     You mean The White-Tailed Black Rabbit. [17:54] Cayna     They call it that sometimes, too. [17:56] Cayna     All right. Let's head back to town. [18:04] Adventurer A     Collecting ores and bodyguard duty? [18:06] Adventurer B     The rewards sorta suck. [18:09] Adventurer C     Aren't there more thrilling quests anywhere? [18:14] Cohral     The young lady who went hunting horned     bears should be coming back soon. [18:20] Cohral     I guess it wouldn't hurt to ask her. [18:22] Cohral     I tried using Search,     but I couldn't see her status or level. [18:28] Cohral     Even if I'm wrong, she'll just     treat me like some weirdo. [18:33] Cohral     All right. [18:33] Shining Saber     Pardon us. [18:43] Almana     Welcome to the Adventurers' Guild, sir. [18:46] Almana     How may I help you today? [18:48] Saber     I'm searching for someone. [18:55] Saber     Do you know anything? [18:56] Cohral     Sh-Shining Saber? [18:59] Saber     What? Indeed, I am Shining Saber. [19:03] Cohral     From the Silver Moon Horsemen Guild! [19:06] Saber     What?! You know of the     Silver Moon Horsemen Guild? [19:10] Saber and Cohral     From the VRMMORPG, Leadale! [19:23] (Flashback) Saber     Let's do this, Cohral! [19:24] (Flashback) Cohral     Right behind you, Shining Saber! [19:28] Cohral     Sub-Leader! It's you! [19:31] Saber     Wait, are you Cohral?! [19:35] Cohral     After they shut down Leadale... [19:40] Cohral     Before I knew it, I ended up in this world. [19:45] Cohral     Where am I? [19:47] Cohral     Am I inside Leadale*? Ow! [19:51] Cohral     This isn't a dream! [19:57] Cohral     Uh, hey. Hello? [19:59] Cohral     I don't see the admin, my guild members,     or anyone else. What is this?* [20:03] Cohral     What the hell is going on? [20:08] Cohral     I survived as an adventurer, [20:10] Cohral     and this is the first time     I've run into someone I know! [20:13] Saber     Ten years... That long? [20:16] Saber     It's only been about three years for me, [20:18] Saber     but this is the first time I've     run into someone I know, too. [20:22] Cohral     Sub-Leader! [20:24] Saber     Cohral! [20:28] Saber     This is great! [20:40] Lopus     Yeah, I definitely made     something else entirely. [20:44] Lopus     I really wanted to recreate     what she made, but... [20:47] Lopus     These should've been the right ingredients, too. [21:10] Lopus     Guess I'll start all over again. [21:21] Lopus     Wh-What the?!