E3 - A Daughter, a Colosseum, Losing Control, and an Uppercut

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[00:07] Cayna
    Ow...
[00:08] Kee
    You have a hangover.
[00:10] Cayna
    Yeah, yeah, I know.
[00:14] Cayna
    Th-This time, I'm really
    never going to drink again.
[00:17] Man's voice
    Hey, it's the girl who
    walked across the river.
[00:20] Woman's voice
    Look, it's the girl who crossed the river.
[00:24] Child's voice
    It's the lady from the river? Hi, lady!
[00:30] Elineh
    Well, well, if it isn't the famed Lady Cayna,
     who parted the great river.
[00:34] Cayna
    E-Even you heard about that...
[00:37] Elineh
    I'm sorry. I'm just kidding.
[00:40] Arbiter
    So, what's the matter?
[00:41] Arbiter
    If you want to become a mercenary
    and join us Flame Spears,
[00:45] Arbiter
    we'll welcome you with open arms.
[00:47] Elineh
    Our caravan will be happy
    to welcome you in, as well.
[00:51] Elineh
    Though, I must say...
[00:52] Arbiter
    That doesn't seem to be the case.
[00:55] Cayna
    Ah, well... You know of
    the Silver Tower, right?
[01:00] Cayna
    Have you seen towers like
    that anywhere before?
[01:05] Elineh
    Let's see...
[01:07] Elineh
    I have heard that there's a beautiful
    castle in the middle of a lake
[01:11] Elineh
    in the Kingdom of Helshper up
    north that no one can enter.
[01:14] Cayna
    A kingdom up north...
[01:16] Cayna
    I think there was a huge war there before.
[01:19] Elineh
    Is the goal of your journey
    to find this place?
[01:23] Cayna
    Well... I don't have much else to do.
[01:27] Cayna
    If you find anything else out,
     please let me know.
[01:31] Arbiter
    Sure, leave it to us.
[01:32] Elineh
    But of course.
[01:34] Almana
    Ah, if it isn't Miss Cayna,
    who swallowed up the great river!
[01:38] Cayna
    Can we just stop with that?
[01:40] Almana
    You have a summons from the Royal Academy.
[01:43] Cayna
    A summons?
[01:45] Cayna
    I wonder what that's all about. Well, whatever.
[01:47] Cayna
    I might actually be able to see Mai-Mai.
SIGN    A Daughter, a Colosseum, Losing Control, and an Uppercut
SIGN    A Daughter, a Colosseum, Losing Control, and an Uppercut
[03:25] Cayna
    You did mention that you
    were a student here, didn't you?
[03:27] Lonti
    Y-Yes, and I help out the headmaster.
[03:33] Lonti
    Oh, and thank you for yesterday.
    The Knight Corps were quite surprised
[03:39] Lonti
    because you captured him so quickly.
[03:41] Cayna
    Primo's such a handful.
[03:43] Cayna
    Do you just want me to catch him
[03:45] Cayna
    without permission if I see
    him wandering around again?
[03:47] Lonti
    Please do. And, um...
[03:51] Lonti
    Wh-What did you do to get a summons?
[03:54] Cayna
    I'd like to know that myself.
[03:58] Lonti
    This is the headmaster's office.
[04:01] Cayna
    Mai-Mai's just beyond this door.
[04:03] Mai-mai
    Come in.
[04:04] Lonti
    P-Please excuse us.
[04:09] Cayna
    So that's...
[04:12] Lonti
    H-Headmaster.
[04:14] Lonti
    I've brought... her?
[04:17] Mai-mai
    Oh, it's been too long, Mother!
[04:21] Lonti
    What?!
[04:23] Cayna
    There, there, Mai-Mai.
[04:25] Lonti
    What?!
[04:26] Cayna
    She's so tall now. Oh, right.
[04:32] Mai-mai
    Ow! That hurt, Mother.
[04:36] Cayna
    You're the headmaster,
    remember? What are you doing?
[04:39] Mai-Mai
    But we haven't seen each other in 200 years.
[04:43] Cayna
    Lonti, are you okay?
[04:46] Lonti
    U-U-U-U-Um! You're the headmaster's mother?!
[04:52] Cayna
    Yes, I am.
[04:53] Mai-Mai
    Yay, Mother!
[05:00] Mai-Mai
    Thank you, Miss Arbalest. You may go now.
[05:03] Lonti
    U-Um, okay. P-Please excuse me.
[05:15] Cayna
    Say, Mai-Mai.
[05:16] Mai-mai
    Y-Yes, Mother?
[05:18] Cayna
    Why did you summon me here?
    So you could glomp me?
[05:23] Mai-Mai
    No. Th-There is something
    I need to discuss with you.
[05:27] Cayna
    I'm not saying you can't
    ask to be babied at all,
[05:30] Cayna
    but you're in a respected
    position as headmaster, aren't you?
[05:35] Mai-Mai
    Yes...
[05:36] Cayna
    So what did you want to talk about?
[05:43] Lopus
    Come on, I wasn't expecting a
    little missy like her to show up.
[05:49] Cayna
    Why is it everyone keeps calling
    me "missy" wherever I go?
[05:53] Mai-Mai
    Come on, Lopus. Don't talk to her like that.
[05:56] Mai-Mai
    She's my mother.
[05:59] Lopus
    What?
[06:00] Mai-Mai
    This is the professor of alchemy here
    at the Royal Academy, Lopus Harvey.
[06:05] Mai-Mai
    He's my husband.
[06:07] Cayna
    Wha?
[06:08] Lopus
    She's your mother?
[06:09] Cayna
    Husband?
[06:10] Mai-Mai
    Oh, no! I finally said it!
    I just blurted it out!
[06:16] Cayna
    I'm sorry. I clearly should've
    taken better care of her.
[06:20] Cayna
    She must be a handful.
[06:22] Lopus
    Nah. Her airheadedness has actually helped
    me out at times, so I can't complain.
[06:30] Cayna
    You seem like a nice guy.
[06:31] Cayna
    Please continue to take care of her, Lopus.
[06:35] Cayna
    My name is Cayna.
[06:36] Lopus
    Missy... I mean, Lady Cayna, it's a
    pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[06:41] Mai-Mai
    Hey! Why are you passionately
    shaking hands without me?!
[06:48] Mai-Mai
    Why are you staring me down like that?
[06:54] Lopus
    So this is what we wanted
    to talk to you about.
[06:58] Cayna
    Wait, isn't that my...
[07:00] Lopus
    I knew it.
[07:02] Lopus
    I gave my students an assignment to create
    a potion, and one of them brought me this.
[07:06] Cayna
    Ah, so that's what that quest was for.
[07:09] Lopus
    This is basically an artifact-class potion
    that no one knows how to make anymore.
[07:15] Cayna
    I see. So they're not even
    made the same way anymore.
[07:19] Lopus
    If too many people know about this,
[07:22] Lopus
    it'll turn our established basics
    of preparation on their head.
[07:25] Lopus
    Please be careful not to
    let too many people know.
[07:27] Cayna
    Sure thing. Got it.
[07:29] Lopus
    Now then, Lady Cayna,
[07:31] Lopus
    I have a request for you.
[07:31] Mai-Mai
    Boo, boo... Boo, boo...
[07:37] Lopus
    This mage is Lady Cayna.
    She's the headmaster's mother.
[07:41] Students
    What?!
[07:43] Lopus
    Pipe down!
[07:47] Lopus
    Lady Cayna is going to demonstrate
    how to make a high potion.
[07:50] Lopus
    Watch carefully.
[07:52] Students
    Yes, sir!
[07:54] Cayna
    Didn't he just say to not
    let too many people know?
[07:58] Lopus
    That was then. This is now.
[08:03] Cayna
    Okay, let's get started.
SIGN    Item Box
[08:09] Cayna
    Okay, so, you take these
    ingredients and use this thing,
[08:12] Cayna
    and go like this and this, and this...
[08:15] Cayna
    And there you go, a high potion.
[08:20] Mai-Mai
    Splendid work, Mother!
[08:22] Cayna
    Okay, well, bye.
[08:25] Lopus
    I have a question.
[08:27] Cayna
    And me answering will depend on the question.
[08:29] Lopus
    Where did the vial come from?
[08:33] Cayna
    How the hell would I know?
[08:34] Cayna
    Ask Leadale's admins.
[08:37] Mai-Mai
    Mother, are you leaving already?
[08:40] Cayna
    I'll come by again.
[08:42] Mai-Mai
    Okay...
[08:49] Cayna
    "Please take care of a ghost for us.
    From colosseum staff. Reward: 8 silvers."
[08:58] Almana
    Why, yes.
[09:00] Almana
    There's been some panic because
     a ghost has apparently been
[09:03] Almana
    showing up at the colosseum.
[09:05] Almana
    Are you sure about this, though?
    Many adventurers have failed this quest.
[09:10] Cayna
    Is ghostbusting that hard?
[09:12] Almana
    They go in all confident,
    proclaiming that ghosts don't exist,
[09:16] Almana
    then come running back after
    seeing that they actually do.
[09:19] Cayna
    Huh...
[09:20] Cayna
    But I mean... ghosts actually don't exist.
[09:24] Cayna
    I wonder what it could be. Maybe it's
    some undead monster or something.
[09:27] Cayna
    Then it's probably manageable... I think.
[09:31] Almana
    What would you like to do, Cayna?
[09:33] Cayna
    I'll go ahead and take it.
[09:35] Almana
    Okay, accepted.
[09:55] Cayna
    Hello?
[09:57] Mai-Mai
    Yes, I absolutely love my mother!
[10:03] Skargo
    Mother Dearest! M-Mother Dearest!
[10:06] Skargo
    Mother Dearest!
[10:12] Max
    Um, are you really sure about this?
[10:14] Max
    The other day, we had a group
    of five adventurers come by,
[10:17] Max
    and they immediately ran away.
[10:20] Cayna
    Well, I'll spend two or three nights
    here to find out what's going on.
[10:24] Max
    Thank you very much.
    Please take care of this!
[10:35] Cayna
    Kee, apparently this colosseum's been here
[10:37] Cayna
    since before the royal capital of
    Felskeilo was even established.
[10:41] Kee
    So it's a historical site.
[10:43] Cayna
    And no one has any idea who built this thing.
[10:47] Kee
    I'm surprised they used such a shady
    venue for their entertainment.
[10:50] Cayna
    Yeah, that alone is giving me the creeps.
[11:05] Cayna
    Well, I guess I'll get ready, then.
[11:13] Kee
    Eternal Flame. A rare weapon.
[11:16] Cayna
    Yup. It has a salamander inside.
[11:20] Cayna
    I'm pretty sure this'll take out
    any enemy with one blow.
[11:23] Cayna
    And...
[11:24] Cayna
    Summoning Magic: Cerberus!
[11:34] Cayna
    I'll need you to patrol the area, Cerberwoof.
[11:40] Cayna
    That should do it. I guess I'll get
    something to eat before it gets too dark.
[11:46] Cayna
    I think it's about ready.
[11:49] Cayna
    It smells so good!
[11:51] Primo
    S-Stop that! Let go of me! Hey!
[11:54] Primo
    Hey, you! What the heck is this thing?
[11:57] Cayna
    It's a summoning spell.
[11:59] Cayna
    I used it to summon an
    ordinary little cerberus.
[12:02] Primo
    I've never heard of magic like that.
[12:05] Cayna
    I guess you don't know much, then.
[12:09] Cayna
    You can let him go now.
[12:11] Primo
    Ow! Damn it, that's cold.
[12:16] Cayna
    Want some?
[12:17] Primo
    Like I'd ev—
[12:20] Primo
    ...ever say no to that!
[12:25] Primo
    Hot! Yum. Hot!
[12:28] Primo
    This is good.
[12:29] Cayna
    He's so crude. Is he really royalty?
[12:34] Cayna
    So, why'd you follow me all
    the way here from the city?
[12:40] Primo
    I wanted to find out who you really are.
[12:42] Primo
    You walked on water, caught me easily...
[12:46] Primo
    Then you said you were the mother of
[12:47] Primo
    Master Craftsman Kartatz and Headmaster
    Mai-Mai of the Royal Academy, too!
[12:51] Primo
    And you used some weird spell...
    B-But most of all...
[12:55] Primo
    When I saw Lonti earlier,
    she said she looked up to you, so...
[13:02] Cayna
    Aha, so that's it.
[13:06] Primo
    A-Anyway! I'm gonna find
    out who you really are!
[13:10] Cayna
    Honestly, I'm not that interesting.
[13:16] Cayna
    Want some more?
[13:17] Primo
    Yes!
[13:23] Cayna
    Thanks for babysitting the kid, Cerberwoof.
[13:26] Cayna
    Anything unusual? Guess not.
[13:31] Cayna
    He looks so comfy.
[13:35] Cayna
    I was told I could capture
    him without permission,
[13:39] Cayna
    but it's not like I can
    leave this place right now.
[13:42] Cayna
    Actually, I hope no one thinks
    that I kidnapped this kid.
[13:48] Cayna
    But you know...
[13:49] Cayna
    I looked through every inch of this place,
[13:52] Cayna
    but couldn't find any sign
    of anything hiding anywhere.
[13:55] Cayna
    I wonder what's going on.
[14:03] Cayna
    Blanket time.
[14:15] Cayna
    I think I had another one...
[14:20] Cayna
    Wow, it really showed up.
[14:28] Cayna
    If Cerberwoof isn't reacting,
    I guess it's not an evil spirit.
[14:36] Cayna
    The Guardian Ring...
[14:39] Cayna
    Wait, no way!
[14:44] Cayna
    This is the place?
[14:46] Cayna
    Cerberwoof, look after Primo.
[14:52] Cayna
    One who protects in times of trouble!
[14:54] Cayna
    I beseech you to rescue this
    depraved world from chaos!
[15:27] Cayna
    I'll give you some MP.
[15:46] Kyotaro Guardian
    Welcome, honored guest.
[15:51] Cayna
    What a chivalrous guardian.
[15:54] (Flashback) Guardian
    Guess you've finally
    gone senile, you old hag.
[15:57] Cayna
    Nothing like the good ol'
    guardian at my tower.
[16:01] Kyotaro Guardian
    This is the Guardian Tower managed by
    Skill Master Number Nine, Lord Kyotaro.
[16:06] Cayna
    Kyotaro? You mean the dragoid?
[16:10] Kyotaro Guardian
    Yes. May I ask for your name, honored guest?
[16:14] Cayna
    I'm Skill Master Number Three, Cayna.
[16:17] Cayna
    Your master, Kyotaro... What happened to him?
[16:20] Kyotaro Guardian
    He is currently not here.
[16:23] Kyotaro Guardian
    Actually, he will probably
    never return to this land.
[16:26] Cayna
    Huh?
[16:27] Kyotaro Guardian
    The last time he was here, he said,
[16:29] Kyotaro Guardian
    "Our dream will be over soon.
    Thank you for everything you've done.
[16:34] Kyotaro Guardian
    It was a lot of fun."
[16:35] Cayna
    "Our dream will be over soon"?
[16:37] Kyotaro Guardian
    "It might be a little sad that we only
    got twelve Skill Masters in the end,
[16:43] Kyotaro Guardian
    but we might see each other again
    somewhere else," were his final words,
[16:48] Kyotaro guardian
    and then he left.
[16:50] Cayna
    Twelve? There should be thirteen
    Skill Masters. So why...
[16:56] Cayna
    I was gone, so they ended up with twelve.
[17:00] Cayna
    Everyone's dream was over?
    Meaning Leadale came to an end?
[17:05] Cayna
    Th-This world isn't Leadale in the future.
[17:10] Cayna
    Leadale's online service ended, so this
    is the future after all the players left.
[17:19] Cayna
    Yeah... this isn't good.
[17:21] Kyotaro Guardian
    It's been 200 years since,
    and I had been in sleep mode,
[17:26] Kyotaro Guardian
    but I did detect a signal from
    a Guardian Ring a few days ago,
[17:32] Kyotaro Guardian
    so I wanted to at least relay this message.
[17:35] Kyotaro Guardian
    But I was out of MP,
[17:39] Kyotaro Guardian
    so the best I could do was cause
    a commotion by making them
[17:41] Kyotaro Guardian
    think there was a ghost here.
[17:47] Kyotaro Guardian
    Lady Cayna,
[17:48] Kyotaro Guardian
    I officially recognize you
    as the master of this tower.
[17:53] Kyotaro Guardian
    Please take this.
[17:59] Kyotaro Guardian
    I await your orders, my master.
[18:06] Cayna
    All right, but I don't really
    have any orders to give you.
[18:10] Cayna
    Just try not to bother anyone if
    they use the colosseum up above.
[18:15] Kyotaro Guardian
    All right, as you wish.
[18:19] Cayna
    Okay, I'm going to head back up.
    I'll stop by again sometime.
[18:23] Kyotaro Guardian
    Yes, I will be waiting for you.
[18:31] Primo
    Come on... Get off me, Lonti.
[18:35] Primo
    You know, you're really warm.
[18:40] Primo
    You're so forward, Lonti.
[18:46] Primo
    That's cold!
[18:47] Primo
    Wait, it's morning?
[18:50] Primo
    Hey, where'd she go?
[18:52] Knight A
    There he is!
[18:53] Knight B
    He's safe!
[18:54] Primo
    Gah! They found me!
[18:55] Knight C
    What in the world is that beast?!
[19:11] Cayna
    I feel totally drained.
[19:14] Cayna
    Even if I revive all the towers,
    all the players are gone now, right?
[19:24] Agaido
    Oh, you haven't heard?
[19:29] Skargo
    What are you talking about, Sir Agaido?
[19:31] Agaido
    Well, Lady Cayna...
[19:33] Skargo
    Mother Dearest?!
[19:35] Agaido
    She's apparently been holed up in
    her room at the inn for two days.
[19:39] Agaido
    I wonder if she's sic—
[19:41] Skargo
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[19:49] Agaido
    I guess Lord Skargo loves
    his mother very much.
[19:51] Man A
    It's Lord Skargo.
[19:53] Woman A
    Ah, he's always so lively.
[19:55] Man B
    Wow, the rain is actually avoiding him.
[19:58] Skargo
    Mother Dearest!
[20:03] Cat Proprietress
    She's still not up from her catnap.
[20:05] Cat proprietress
    I'm getting worried.
[20:07] Cat Proprietress
    She looked like she was in a hairy situation.
[20:12] Skargo
    Mother Dearest!
[20:15] Cat Proprietress
    L-Lord Skargo? And did he say "Mother Dearest"?
[20:22] Skargo
    Bam!
[20:29] Skargo
    Oh!
[20:31] Skargo
    Mother Dearest!
[20:33] Skargo
    It has been far too long.
[20:38] Skargo
    Forgive my tardiness,
[20:39] Skargo
    but I, your eldest son, Skargo,
[20:45] Skargo
    have come to repay all of your
    motherly love and kindness,
[20:48] Skargo
    as I have heard you are not feeling well.
[20:51] Skargo
    I am here for you now.
[20:55] Skargo
    Please, come to my humble abode.
[20:58] Skargo
    Let us get you proper care for
    your exhausted body and soul.
[21:01] Cayna
    You...
[21:03] Skargo
    You?
[21:04] Cayna
    Y-Y-You absolute weirdo!
[21:16] Skargo
    Boeh!
[21:26] Cayna
    Isolation Barrier.
[21:31] Mai-Mai
    Listen here, Brother!
[21:32] Mai-Mai
    What do you think you're doing,
    running through the city?
[21:35] Mai-Mai
    You're the high priest! Think of your position...
[21:39] Mai-Mai
    And I was too late.
[21:41] Mai-Mai
    An Isolation Barrier?! Er, M-Mother?
[21:46] Mai-Mai
    Oh, honestly...
[22:01] Mai-Mai
    Mother, I'll stop by again.